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Winners of the Lolcow Awards 2024 Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92031

We present to you... the winners of the Lolcow Awards 2024!

'Twas the eve of Shitposting, and all through the Farm,
Not a newfag was stirring, safe from all harm;
The threads were bumped nightly with meticulous care,
In hopes that fresh drama soon would be there;

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92032

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Winner of best milk:
Venus Angelic's descent into madness (and maybe meth)

She even graced the farm with her presence this year! If you haven't read her posts, they start with this one:
>>>/pt/945230

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92033

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Winner of worst milk:
The Skirby Thread (RIP)

Her milk was so dry her thread was locked, see the endless nitpicking for yourself here:
>>>/snow/2008093

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92034

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Winner of favorite cow:
Shayna Clifford/Dolly Mattel

Admire how ample Big Shaynus is in her latest thread:
>>>/snow/2089696

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92035

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Winner of worst cow:
Elon Musk

Tesla stock prices might be dead but Elon's threads are not:
>>>/snow/2095494

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92036

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Winner of biggest plot twist:
Lolcow going down/the lost images of /ot/

Read about the downtime:
>>>/meta/82855

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92037

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Winner of horrorcow of the year:
The TIMs of /snow/

If you have the stomach, browse their latest thread (viewer discretion advised):
>>>/snow/2100731

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92038

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Winner of bleakest cow:
Venus Angelic

Recently returned to the internet and now terrorizing Reddit, catch up on her latest milk:
>>>/pt/939201

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92039

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Winner of best comeback:
The lost images of /ot/

A decades worth of images were almost lost, but thanks to the combined efforts of the staff and our wonderful users we were able to restore almost everything. Thank you to everyone who helped us!

Maybe take this chance to browse some ancient threads on /ot/?
https://lolcow.farm/ot/catalog

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92040

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Winner of best thread:
Luigi Mangione aka lolcow's husband on /g/

Plot sex crimes with the weegeewives in their latest thread:
>>>/g/515982

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92041

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Winner of worst thread:
Good Moid Stories on /ot/

See the shitshow for yourself:
>>>/ot/1982414

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92042

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Winner of most retarded infight:
The Fujo/Hime/Yume Wars

Have strong feelings about yaoi? Unleash your autism in the infight containment thread:
>>>/ot/2428892

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92043

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Winner of best shitpost:
Chadification Edits in general

Feast your eyes on true peak masculinity in the chadification edits thread:
>>>/m/368108

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92044

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Winner of best comment:
BIG JOE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

Read the saga of Big Joe here:
>>>/ot/2307556

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92045

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Winner of most cursed comment:
Anon who ate the shower gunk

See her post with your own two eyes:
>>>/ot/2120123

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92046

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Winner of best cow fanart:
Choose your cow husbando

Consider your choice carefully:
>>>/ot/1896267

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92047

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Winner of best drawing:
Sailor Elsie

In the name of the farm, she'll punish you!
>>>/ot/2233131

Anonymous ## Admin 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:18:13 PM No. 92048

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Winner of best picmix:
The Luigi kawaii picmixes

Thank you for all your votes and nominations this year! We look forward to celebrating the best and the worst with you again at the end of 2025!

Anonymous 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:29:08 PM No. 92049

omg they're finally here!!! love the silly poem!

Anonymous 03/29/25 (Sat) 10:30:51 PM No. 92050

>>92035
>>92036
>>92037
>>92042
>>92045
Kekked out loud at these ones

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:02:46 AM No. 92052

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Wtf it took this long? I thought i missed it or something kek.

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:46:43 AM No. 92053

>>92040
Rigged. No way there's more than 10 posters in that thread, much less voting.

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 03:16:10 AM No. 92054

>>92053
To be fair voting took place like a couple days after Luigi was arrested back when the hype was crazy. Way before we learned about his dark side kek

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 07:17:38 AM No. 92058

>>92044
this is THE award i care about, fuck yes. BIG JOE YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE, deserved

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 07:22:09 AM No. 92059

>>92045
Eugh should not have read this while eating. Thank you for finally posting the awards! The poems are very cute and charming

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 09:28:21 AM No. 92060

Fellow weegeewives, we dominated this award season

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 10:47:03 AM No. 92062

>>92054
NTA but I don't hate them winning because the lore, his insane fandom, the trial, the schizo anons in there and the deranged fantasy posts are all hilarious.

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 10:56:37 AM No. 92063

I didn't vote for luigi.

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 12:41:18 PM No. 92064

>>92044
kek. Fuck you big joe!

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 01:30:16 PM No. 92065

>>92047
This is the cutest Elsie art ever

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 02:09:00 PM No. 92066

>>92046
Ofcourse the day my art wins a award I'm fucking banned for posting a wojack meme (the true farmer experience I suppose) but thank you nonas so much for voting for my art!! I'd give you all prime gems for Lucinda kun

Anonymous 03/30/25 (Sun) 05:37:54 PM No. 92067

>>92053
I voted for both weegee awards and I've never even opened that thread kek

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 04:16:18 AM No. 92075

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No1currs

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 05:51:41 AM No. 92076

>>92053
What if I told you it's one of the fastest threads on the site

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 06:00:15 AM No. 92077

fuck you luigifags i hate every single one of you

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 06:05:47 AM No. 92078

>>92076
that doesn't necessarily mean it couldn't possibly be a handful of people posting rapidly or posting dozens of times kek (the douriff threads were like this for example)

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 09:14:01 AM No. 92079

>>92075
yeah, who cares atp

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 11:11:03 AM No. 92080

>>92076
You say that like it’s a good thing…

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 08:05:08 PM No. 92089

>>92077
Same

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 09:01:11 PM No. 92090

>>92077
Same #2

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 10:15:07 PM No. 92091

>>92080
You caught me

Anonymous 03/31/25 (Mon) 11:07:10 PM No. 92093

>>92077
Same 3

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 11:36:53 AM No. 92219

>>92077
Same 4

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:06:31 PM No. 92233

>>92044
I hope big joe never bothers her aspergers cat again kek

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:25:17 PM No. 92238

It's so great to see big Shaynus take the crown again. I fear with the state of her current milk she will be dry by the time the next awards roll around.

Anonymous 04/01/25 (Tue) 10:15:47 PM No. 92309

Fuck I didn't win…

Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 05:09:36 PM No. 92350

>>92238
at least if she ever hits the 27 club she has one last hurrah to her name before falling to irrelevancy

Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 10:24:06 PM No. 92360

>>92077
Lord you bitches are so bitter over that thread, kek. It's easily the most fun thread on this site, of course it won. You're just mad that you're missing out. Plus you are missing out on making fun of the more delusional weegee wives of reddit who think he is some kind of scholar. There's layers to that thread.

Anonymous 04/02/25 (Wed) 10:29:53 PM No. 92361

>>92360
Nta but it was more fun in the beginning, now it's complete garbage. I'm saying this as a former weeweefag, she's really not missing out on anything.