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No. 453384

ITT: Post pictures, new developments and conversation about Luigi
Previous Threads:
>>450007
>>451665

No. 453385

>>453368
Why does every previous thread end with something related to low value morally corrupt scrots seething about wee wee's chadliness

No. 453387

Luigi is ugly lmao(repeatedly posting infight bait)

No. 453388

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No. 453389

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>>453370
but we haven't seen the pubes yet

No. 453390

>>453388
I can't get over how noble and handsome he looks in this mugshot.

No. 453391

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Merry Luigmas

No. 453392

>>453385
Symbolism how those seething moid opinions will never continue because our knight of freedom and justice will prevail

No. 453394

Luigi is like a rennaisance painting come to life

No. 453395

>>453392
moids are the fucking worst. They are used by rich moids to perpetuate the gap between rich and poor and then they just blame women when they are ass raped by society.

Chadigi is trying to help them by telling them to go out and have a normal social life instead of gooning to anime but they wont listen.
Sad.

No. 453398

>>453368
Yeah, I have a sickness. It's called lovesickness. I am down so fucking bad he can give it to me right in the back my appetite for him is insatiable I NEED Luigi

No. 453399

>>453395
They're so used to getting fucking the ass by billionaire moids who also sell them "courses" on being alpha males that when an actual alpha male stepped up they can't help themselves from gossiping like hens kek

No. 453401

Nonna what if wiwi never gets out and he's stuck in there for the rest of his life, my heart is breaking just thinking about him just sat in seg pop alone for the rest of his life

No. 453402

>>453401
I'm hanging onto hope of a reduced sentence due to his family's connections and CEOs being afraid of the public's reaction if he was given a harsh sentence. People still need to keep making noise about this.

No. 453403

>>453401
Rittenhouse was acquitted, let's not lose hope

No. 453404

If the condom don’t fit you must acquit (XXL condom found at scene of crime, much too small for Wiwi when the female cop tries to put it on him during trial)

No. 453406

>>453404
That female cop? Me.

No. 453408

so much corruption in this country. i dont even know how anythign can be fixed

No. 453409

>>453408
Needed more pics of Loveigi

No. 453410

>>453403
rittenhouse is a rightoid uggo handmaiden who killed poors.
Its not the same unfortunately.
The best we can do is be ready to raise hell if they try to punish wee wee for being a chad

No. 453411

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>>453408
>I dont even know how anything can be fixed
I do.

No. 453412

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>>453409
He was sent to us by girl God.

No. 453413

>>453412
I like picrel much better without that character, unless Luigi has expressed interest in it in which case I will order a ph destroying spongebob bodysuit with rush shipment so I can wear it in time for his conditional (satisfying me) release

No. 453415

>>453413
what picture should be licking his abs

No. 453416

OMG nonna who created the thread OP image, what did you specifically use? I need this…

No. 453417

>>453416
It is picmix (says so bottom right) have fun nonny

No. 453418

>>453415
I would like to see a stream of water cascading down them and pooling around his junk. I can't think of any worthy characters so they are probably idolatry, in this case. There are a lot of anons who like that American anime guy but that would be like confirming or enabling the gay rumors so maybe just the water, or one of his preferred La Croix flavors if you're feeling creative

No. 453420

>>453418
am I bad for liking the bi rumors? I think about that rumor that luigi made out with another (in my eyes, equally cute)guy and it activates my almonds.

No. 453423

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i want him so bad ughhh

No. 453424

>>453420
Most anons are okay with a bicurious phase, during his early college years when he was dealing with a lot of extra testosterone from working out too much plus pent up sexual energy from being an adorable shyboy who went to an all-moid school

No. 453425


No. 453426

>>453425
Some to most

No. 453427

>>453426
No he wouldn’t do that he would buy me a fat cheesesteak instead of ever thinking about boys.

No. 453428

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No. 453430

>>453428
Perfect gif anon

No. 453431

Luigi moaning and making out with an equally hot boy for my female gaze. He breaks the kiss, looks at me and asks me what I thought.

No. 453432

>>453431
I normally think bi men are demonic but yeah that would be nice to see.

No. 453433

>>453432
I dont see luigi as fully bi. Just bicurious and making out with another cute boy because I bully him into doing it

No. 453434

>>453428
I’d let weegee tackle me anytime

No. 453435

>>453431
>>453432
No me too, anon did a great job

No. 453436

>>453433
imagine pickme weegee being "bi" and making out with cute boys just to make you horny and appeal to your fantasy
ultimate good boy

No. 453437

>>453428
Pictured: Weegeewives tackling the prison guards, 2025

No. 453438

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>>453413
here's the original. god i want to twist his nipples so bad

No. 453439

>>453438
I need wild forest sex with wigi

No. 453440

>>453417
Wanted the specific assets but thanks!

No. 453441

>>453440
Oh they are probably on picmix itself

No. 453444

I don’t wanna fuck bi moids but I’d trust a bi Luigi

No. 453445

>>453438
I prefer his post shooting look being all scrawny and no haircut for 6 months but I'd be lying if I denied that this photo makes me almost want to like men (it's okay our Wigi is acceptable).

No. 453446

>>453445
Interesting dichotomy as i am a schizomaxxer fan and find that image of him not very tantalizing, he really does appeal to the broad spectrum of tastes

No. 453447

>>453438
sucking wiigiis tittis until milk comes out

No. 453448

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>>453446
is this what you like?

No. 453449

>>453438
I want to fuck him on that earthy spot where he's standing even though it's probably covered in a deadly fire ant species or malaria worms. He'll be on his back so I can treat his bites and wounds later on in our tree hut

No. 453450

>>453449
I wanna fuck him there but only while he's scared and on the run from the law because he killed the ceo. I will protect him.

No. 453451

>>453448
He's like a wild animal. Cover everything but his eyes and you can see the pain. The context of the situation as well, with him appealing to the crowd. Very sexy.

No. 453452

>>453448
omg he looks scary in this…

No. 453453

>>453449
>ywn tenderly treat luigi's fire ant bites and malaria
crying

No. 453454

>>453445
I'm not entirely sure why it appeals to me so much, gymbro appearances turn me off but he really seems to have such dedication to bodily health that it impresses me and it's probably more admiration of that but still it's the only pre-jail picture that makes me feel like that. Schizomaxxing Luigi is the best Luigi imo, something about how fluffy his hair looks and how lean he is is so appealing. Why can't every mood be like him

No. 453455

>>453452
He is being grabbed and hauled by his nape and has a cop hand on his shoulder and back as well. God, I wonder if they slammed him against the wall some more times while he was inside. Their disgusting pig hands all over him, jealously grabbing at him and treating him like a wild beast for punishment.

No. 453456

>>453452
You think? I think he looks sexy as fuck. He's so angry and helpless. Like ugh I wanna rescue him and he makes that face when he blows his load in me

No. 453457

>>453456
n-not that I wanna fuck him or anything….

No. 453458

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>>453453
He'll be in good hands, I'm very caring and attentive

No. 453459

when are we gonna see his pretty face again….

No. 453461

>>453459
Praying for his next court date which is the 23rd I think? God I miss his face so much

No. 453463

>>453461
What if poor Wiwi looks like he's been clearly beaten by the guards and has passionate, sad eyes

No. 453464

giving weejee a nice a warm bath after helping him escape prison, fresh clean clothes and a large serving of alfredo pasta. then we cuddle in bed watching the lion king. i will be using his pecs as pillows

No. 453465

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>>453458
Samefag but I can't even joke about this, I really would be and would tend to his every physical, emotional, mental and mostly sexual needs. I adore him sfm

No. 453466

>>453463
I want there to be video footage of a luigiwife going completely postal and seeing a prison guard manhandling her husbando as he moves luigi to court and she just fucking assassinates the pig cop telling him to be nice to her boyfriend

No. 453467

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>>453464
>a nice a
kek i didn't mean to say it like this but you know what i'll leave it

No. 453468

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I refuse to believe anyone turned in this sad, helpless little woodland creature to the cops.
It had to be he turned himself in.

No. 453469

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>>453467
kek I just got it

No. 453470

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I want him on his knees using his massive face, large tongue, and big hands to suck the soul out of my pussy. He would effortlessly swallow my pussy whole, not letting even a hint of moisture escape from his all encompassing mouth. His large, strong throat would be seen flexing as he swallows wave after wave of my cum. His hands are so big he could probably circle my waist and interlock his fingers, but I don't want that, I want them firm on my hips pressing me closer to the back of his throat. Then he looks up at me with his dreary eyes, past his thick dark eyebrows, communicating a million complex thoughts with his gaze. His boner strains through his orange jumpsuit and he pants and moans, wanting so badly to lean back and rip his jumpsuit off to start rolling his sausage, but now I've got my fist in his hair. A damp stain appears on his crotch. Etc etc

No. 453471

lovingly applying benadryl to luigi's insect bites

No. 453472


No. 453473

>>453456
kek he is definitely gorgeous but if he looked at me like that i’d be intimiated as fuck
>>453455
he’s rubbing his hands all over him the way we should be right now

No. 453474

when the female cop slammed him against the wall tho…

No. 453475

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>>453474
If you look carefully you can really see his cock smack full force into the wall

No. 453476

Honestly, I don't even find him attractive but I'm almost becoming a luigifag out of spite towards the moralfagging. like something nice happened for once, let people enjoy it

No. 453478

>>453470
Unironically wish I could write like this. Hope the fanfic nonny from the first thread returns

No. 453479

>>453475
I wish he'd slam into me like that

No. 453484

>>453478
Ahem…. which fanfic anon…

No. 453485


No. 453486


No. 453487

>>453475
does she have her hand in his jumpsuit?

No. 453488

>>453476
I haven't been into 3d moids in a long time. This is surreal for me.
I'm definitely more attracted to his actions than his appearance. But ngl he is cute.

No. 453489

>>453487
I think she might be grabbing the hem of the jumpsuit, but imagine she copped (heh) a feel of his boobie

No. 453490

>>453475
running up to sniff the exact spot his cock and balls touched and then getting dragged away and beaten by pigs. such is life.

No. 453491

>>453490
>nona runs to the sacred prayer wall where luigis cock blessed its surface.
>she finds a 10 mile long line and theres a cop charging 100 dollars per sniff
what do

No. 453492

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No. 453493

>>453491
i'll end up in prison myself.

No. 453494

>>453491
guess i’m losing 100 dollars

No. 453495

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No. 453496

>>453495
His penis or her hand? Because I swear that's his penis flopping forward too, making sensual impact with the wall. And fuck, I love his look of desperation. And his adorable sexy hand curling in defense.

No. 453498

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>>453495
I knooowww it’s long and girthy

No. 453499

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>>453476
Anynonny is welcome to join at any time.

No. 453503

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No. 453505

>>453503
He looks so sad and worried

No. 453506

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>>453496
A bit of both tbh (the speed edit won't upload in gif format so I tried this kek)

No. 453507

>>453503
I'm losing my mind everyday, he deserves to be sitting in front of a fireplace in a comfy chair and wrapped in blankets gifted from his many wives

No. 453508

>>453503
Awwww he looks so sad and worried,I wish I could cradle him upon my chest while I play with his curls

No. 453509

>>453506
Hmmm, I think you can see his cock still when he's bouncing off the wall. I think you can just about see the cock slam into the wall as well. Her hand isn't quite in his shirt, though. I love the way his hands curl defensively. God I hope he gets roughed around sexily again on the 23rd but not too hard.
>>453508
Why did you delete, were you embarrassed by the sheer coincidence? Don't hide from the cosmic pull Luigi has between us

No. 453510

>>453509
Just had a gap that I had to fix aha.
Wonder if that lady cop has rewatched this moment numerous times and thought about the dick slamming

No. 453511

Shrine anon here, was wondering what's the best crystals add to pray for protection?

No. 453512

>>453508
I still can't get over how different he looks after going AWOL, losing that gym bulk and letting his hair grow out did wonders for him. Except those McDonalds pics I just wanna scoop him up and let him sleep for as long as he wants in my bed because he looked like he hasn't slept in forever.

Also apparently a BnB owner in Altoona turned him down for a room because they didn't have any clean rooms available but he mentioned that he looked wired and shifty?? I wonder how differently it would have gone for Wiwi if he ha managed to hide out in a room instead of a McDonalds

No. 453514

>>453511
Snowflake obsidian maybe.
>>453512
Before he was caught I had fantasies about him coming to my home for shelter under the guise of being a stranger who was out in the cold for a while during a jog or something and just wanted to stop in for a quick coffee and rest. I'd let him stay with me, especially after he's been revealed. He can hide in my pussy.

No. 453515

>>453410
Rittenhouse killed two pieces of shit, one of whom was a pedophile.
Them two and the other person shot but not killed were white, not that that matters.

No. 453516

>>453515
For sure. The fact is they are poors which means it was easier for rittenhouse to get off. Even if we found out Thomson was regularly fucking underaged trafficked hookers the point still stands the government needs to protects its dindu millionares.

No. 453518

>>453512
I wish I was that BnB owner in Altoona. I'd let him sit with me and while I cleaned the room for him. I'd say "listen, I know who you are. You're a hero. You can stay here as long as you want. Free of charge"

Then I'd groom him

No. 453519

>>453518
I'd say he can stay there as long as he wants so long as he eats my pussy.

No. 453521

>>453518
I'm hobbling him

No. 453524

>>453512
>BnB
now why tf didnt he just go to a motel where they dont give af

No. 453525

>>453518
i hope she did flirt with him a little, assuming a lady was the owner kek

No. 453526

>>453503
my prince we’ll free you from the clutches of those disgusting pigs

No. 453527

>>453524
He's still in that bougie mindset I guess kek. He stated the 8k in cash found on him may have been planted, do you think? Or do you think he forgor.

No. 453529

Date at McDonald's with Luigi.

No. 453530

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it’s confirmed that weegee is getting mail and money in his books

No. 453531

>>453530
Which of you have done this?

No. 453532

>>453530
Damn already? I'm feeling left out

No. 453533

>>453530
They cropped out his piss stain

No. 453534

>>453530
I’ll probably work on a letter for him this week, of course nothing fangirly, creepy or schizo. Just a letter of appreciation

No. 453535

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No. 453536

>>453534
Would it even be worth it to send just yet? Or wait until his more permanent residence? I know he's receiving money, but I don't think it's really getting to him. I don't know if they're letting him read letters right now, anon needs to poast article

No. 453537

>>453519
nah. Too risky. You'll scare him off like a rare pokemon in the safari zone.
You need to groom him. Give him the intellectual jargon he's been so desperate for. I'm good at winning over these types(I was a sped with a shitload of ivy league friends who would come to me for therapy for some reason)
Just ask him about how he sees the world and stuff, bring up shit like Brave New World and Industrial Society and Its Future, Into the Wild and whatever.
You want to lock him in. The outside world with his materialistic friends and his meaningless tech job disenfranchised him, he doesn't want his old life as a cog in the machine. You need to intellectually stimulate him.
Then over time you bring up human relationships. Starting with friendships and how people are lonlier than ever. You can even kind of larp as a tardwife/crunchy type if it soothes him.
Then bring up love and human connection. Once he gets into that you go in for the kill. Your pussy will be eaten like a thanksgiving dinner after a 5 day fast.

No. 453539

>>453533
This is a silent attack.

No. 453540

>>453537
Nah I'll make him eat my pussy

No. 453541

>>453536
I want to send stuff too but I am hesitant for the same reasons.
By the way, apparently you can send him books from online vendors. Just make sure they're paperback.

No. 453542

>>453530
i wonder if he has read them yet

No. 453543


No. 453544

>>453540
noooo dont rape him he's for grooming not raping!

No. 453546

>>453541
Okay perfect, I will send him paperback books.
>>453543
>emails
>2 letters
Can he even read the emails? And one of the letters was from the Baltimore Banner itself.
>>453544
It won't be rape, just look at him, you know he wants to eat pussy so bad

No. 453547

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he has received 32 emails and two pieces of mail, interesting

No. 453548

I can't wait until the hype has somewhat died down so we can yoom in pees.

No. 453549

>>453547
I imagine the jail is still sorting through and examining his letters before handing them to him.

No. 453550

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>>453547
One of which was from the source of the article itself. I dunno how to send letters to prisoners so I think I'll wait until he's situated somewhere. Can I just put some books in a box? What if I rub my pussy on one of the pages.

No. 453551

>>453546
>It won't be rape, just look at him, you know he wants to eat pussy so bad
The face he makes when he's hungry and patiently waiting: >>453503

No. 453552

>>453503
The pictures of him after being arrested are the absolute sexiest, he looks more masculine but boyish and hot in a way than he does in his fratbro era.

No. 453553

>>453550
maybe it is best to wait since his extradition to NY is being talked about a lot and will probably end up at Rikers while he is awaiting trial

No. 453554

Imagine the letter and emails he received were from people jumping the gun and believing everything they see on Twitter so it's a bunch of gay guys sending him sex fantasies and people sperging over 286

No. 453555

will they show luigi on the 23rd? I want this hearing (and the entire trial) to be the most publicized circus. I want it to be difficult to hold off the hoards of fangirls and occasionally a trickle of them come in and throw their bras and dirty panties at luigi while he gets embarrassed like "I was just trying to raise class consciousness…."

No. 453556

>>453552
I think when luigi was in his fratbro era he was dead on the inside. Like just trying to fit in with everyone else and taking care of his body was all he could do to distract himself from the extestential anguish of having to deal with that shallow bullshit
God fuck I wanna rape him. Rape is bad. Rape is bad!!!

No. 453557

>>453530
International weegeewife here, how do you nonas get to send letters to him? How do you know the address or you just can write to a prisoner like "Luigi Mangione, prison name" and they will deliver to him? Is that allowed?

No. 453558

>>453554
luigi only recieved so few letters because the horny ones had to be incinerated

No. 453559

>>453533
Good, it's only for our eyes

No. 453560

>>453555
I want to watch it so bad if it's publicized but I'll be at work, probably secretly refreshing this thread a million times for pictures and getting heatflashes from anxiety and the hot office every time I see his desperate face.
>>453556
Imma rape him until he pees.
>>453557
We will find a way.
>>453558
KEK

No. 453561

>>453560
Raping him until he pees in my pussy, feeling the heat spread…

No. 453562

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>>453561
stop it nona! you're gonna make him cry!

No. 453563

My favorite is us posting the same few pics we have of him until we get more.

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>>453561
Nona keep going,it’s making me CUM

No. 453565

For the nonas interested in full details on how to send a letter, there is a guide here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Luigi_Mangione/s/kharE6HEUD

No. 453567

>>453564
nta but this gif kills me

No. 453568

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>>453563
the best pics are from after the ceo guy died.
He's good boy cute pre kill but afterwards hes fine as hell. Fallen angel….

No. 453569

>>453563
we need an artfag to create new content

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No. 453572

>>453565
This is based on PA rules, hmm… this is just making me nervous to send the letter, really. Plus so many people already have, I'm quite impressed

No. 453573

>>453568
Not a fallen angel but Prometheus, giving us the gift of knowledge of the corruption going on and being punished for his selfless act

No. 453574

Do you think he's too busy to be receiving and answering correspondences right now anyway, considering the whole… trial coming up?

No. 453575

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Luigi appeared in my dream last night and he gave me his used black socks (the ones he wore for six days straight) for free!

No. 453576

I just want Luigi's arms around me and I can fall asleep in his warm body, sad to think I will never have a boy like him

No. 453578

>>453573
let me imagine luigi with big black wings, sheltering me from the harsh world in his dark, angelic hold.

No. 453579

>>453577
But will he have free time to read and respond? Does he even want to?
>>453578
I need angel boy Luigi or I will kill myself

No. 453580

do you think luigi would survive the hunger games?

No. 453582

>>453580
He would commit suicide immediately as a fuck you to the elites

No. 453587

>>453578
Imagine him in any way you want nonny, I was just posting my interpretation
He is after a gift from God to us for men being terrible beasts

No. 453588

>>453580
idk i never watched/red hunger games

No. 453590

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this world is fucking gay.
Where is my government mandated sexy italian ceo assassin with a bad back and an incontinence issue?
There is no free world. Its not fair.

No. 453591

>>453590
There being no hotties like this in the world anymore since the last one is in jail (him) is radicalizing. I want to send him books. By sending straight from the manufacturer does that mean I can like, just go online and set the mailing address to the prison? Imma still wait until he's situated. Everyone in my family is going to judge me so bad.

No. 453592

>>453591
Luigi needs to go to a womans prison. Ideally in a place with a lot of CEOs
Hes not trans, but he definitely qualifies as an honorary woman

No. 453593

>>453591
>By sending straight from the manufacturer does that mean I can like, just go online and set the mailing address to the prison?
Pretty much but don't send directly to the prison. They have to be sent to Security Processing Center first in St. Petersburg, FL.

No. 453594

>>453592
I don't know about that, sweet nona. But he is a virgo moon and this appeals to me, I want him to be my mommyboyfriend. I want him to hold me in his arms.
>>453593
Same with the letter or just books? How do they know it's meant to go to him?

No. 453595

>>453592
He'll be the most protected inmate with his balls being drained everyday by all of the anons here who committed crimes to get inside.

No. 453596

we should start a luigi song playlist

No. 453597

>>453594
This post >>453565 has the info on how send stuff to him.

No. 453598

>>453595
I just get smack in the face with the most insane sentences on this site

No. 453599

>>453598
I want Luigi's balls to smack me in the face

No. 453600

>>453597
Hm, now I have to measure the loose leaf paper I used to begin drafting my letter. I wonder if the processing address will be different too once he's moved. Maybe I will wait until he's situated and also wait to see if he starts even responding to people's letters.
I just know if I sent anything I'd fuck it up and it'd get incinerated upon retrieval.

No. 453601

>>453598
My favorite part of this thread, you'll be reading a completely normal paragraph and it suddenly involves pissing, cock, balls, rape and eyebrows kek.

No. 453602

I am going to rape his eyebrows clean off

No. 453604

>>453578
What a beautiful thought.

No. 453605

Would it be worth it to just send Crime and Punishment now and a letter later? Where did the other letter nonnas go?

No. 453606

>>453596
yeah because I don't like the ones already on Spotify. why do they always have the same songs that are overused in edits? maybe I'm not looking deep enough.

No. 453607

File: 1734403128106.png (80.38 KB, 889x741, 1734320713027.png)

>>453595
Luigi needs a prison harem.
If he's gonna be locked up it's what he deserves.
The ceo pig needs to watch from hell. He needs to see his killer being fawned upon and worshipped as a God while his buck toothed ass burns and is periodically beaten up by grannies who were denied health care

No. 453608

>>453607
The grannies are also in Hell?

No. 453609

>>453608
only to visit and beat up the ceo.
Then they go back to heaven to get their feet massaged by their assigned luigi-angels

No. 453610

>>453468
his hand, dude. god.

No. 453612

>>453610
Imagine it protectively holding you

No. 453613

What if luigi shows up on the 23rd with a black eye?

No. 453615

File: 1734404325972.jpg (39.58 KB, 275x265, 1651646210632.jpg)

nonas what do you think Luigi's reaction was to the thirst that ensued after the pics from the hostel were released? There's no way he didn't see it…and for some reason I can't stop thinking about this

No. 453616

>>453615
>luigi seeing the tv from his cell
>its playing fox news and features a thirst trap
>the other inmates are howling and whistling at him
>luigi dies inside. This was not the message he was trying to spread

No. 453617

File: 1734404548871.jpeg (152.71 KB, 1239x715, IMG_3624.jpeg)

new pic drop (?)

No. 453618

>>453615
Pissing himself for he has a mighty task he must enforge.He knows he’s gonna have to please all these women.

No. 453619

>>453615
His reaction would be
>>453617
>new pic drop (?)
and it's killing me fuckkk

No. 453620

>>453615
Probably that pic because he was trying to inspire change not a change of wet panties

No. 453621

>>453616
the other prisoners said his cell didn't have a tv

No. 453622

>>453621
They also said he'd be watching at 10. That might imply that there isn't a tv in his cell but maybe he can see a tv from his cell

No. 453623

>>453620
He's an adult man with a rock hard cock, nona
>>453621
>after the pics from the hostel were released
anon means while he was still on the run, watching the public react to his sexy face and smile

No. 453624

>>453623
Do you think he's getting hard thinking of all the women salivating at a chance with him

No. 453626

>>453575
Samefag and of course,I sniffed them.

No. 453627

File: 1734406491531.gif (223.86 KB, 498x498, lovin_it_luigi_0906.gif)

>>453624
Other than the possibility of life in prison preventing those women from getting to fuck him, yes

No. 453628

>>450807
funny because I was in the dumps and praying for a man like him to show up in my life and poof this all happened. he came.. just not in the way I expected kek but I'll take it. were we all manifesting at the same time? he feels unreal.
>>453624
yeah. he has adult women of all races and body types around the world who are eager to milk the Italian DNA out of him.
>>450091
i have a request: can you make one where it's like a knight or maybe an angel theme, please? I am not picky.

No. 453629

>>453624
He's too pure to have such lewd thoughts.

No. 453631

>>453621
do you think he touches himself?

No. 453632

>>453612
i'll cry right now.

No. 453633

I think it's going to come to light that he fucked around with ayuhuasca and possibly ketamine too. Just speculating.

No. 453634

>>453600
people were writing love letters to the family killer chris watts within days of arrest. DAYS. I know this because scans of the letters were included in the discovery file of the case, which was released online. you could see the dates on the letters.

No. 453636

>>453634
Loving that hideous goblin who murdered his family is next level unhinged.
It pisses me off. I dont like people who needlessly kill. The CEO needed to die in order to save lives. The people who kill random innocent people are shitheads and just as bad for society as health insurance ceos.

No. 453637

>>453607
Luigi was a literal sexpat who went to Thailand, why are we acting like he’s any better

No. 453638

>>453637
give me a break this dude didnt need to pay third worlders for female attention

No. 453640

File: 1734410762315.jpeg (1022 KB, 1170x1827, IMG_6474.jpeg)

>>453638
He followed this woman on his instagram before it got taken down

No. 453643

>>453565
>For the nonas interested in full details on how to send a letter, there is a guide here
This has already deleted by mods. That subreddit sucks ass they delete anything fun.

No. 453644

>>453640
Tbh it still stands, it seems he was getting attention from asian women he knew in his personal life anyways.

No. 453645

>>453644
My attraction dropped when I learned that he was a yellow fever fag. Off to prison for 40 years he goes.

No. 453646

>>453640
>he followed some random woman in a bikini who lives in thailand
Wow nona this is very damming evidence.

No. 453648

File: 1734411006253.jpg (10.58 KB, 328x498, 2908237269.jpg)

>>453637
I got frustrated trying to type out the difference between a CEO in an industry that profits by imposing unnecessary death and the singular man who has done anything whatsoever to challenge that so will assume this is bait

No. 453649

>>453643
It was up for two days I think. That's strange they decided to suddenly delete it. The mods have been reporting that they can't give an impression of the subreddit being a fan club or "cult" for Luigi so I guess that's why they're acting like faggots now.

No. 453650

>>453645
Still no damming evidence that luigi had asian fever. All I hear is that he was in STEM in college and had a metric fuckload of asian friends (male and female).

No. 453651

>>453646
5’6 white men don’t go to Thailand to just visit the beaches

No. 453653

>>453651
>5'6
Get the fuck out of here retard.

No. 453654

>>453640
Can't believe his standards might have been that low.

No. 453655

>>453654
Yeah it's not great. I'm pretty into him but would drop if this actually turned out to be a typical beta western male/poor asian female thing

No. 453657

>>453653
He is literally 5’7

No. 453658

>>453615
So.. there is a chance he saw these?
>>450358
>>450589

No. 453659

File: 1734411848331.png (668.55 KB, 675x675, IMG_3196.png)

Anons falling for the most obvious glowie bait.Anyway ,how heavy do you think Weegee’s balls are?

No. 453660

>>453659
About two cheeseburgers.

No. 453663

he seems to have a type but then again he was in tech which moids who work in that industry are notorious for having a certain type, i live in one of the tech hubs and some of the moids i’ve met only exclusively date asian women

not trying to bait just an observation

No. 453664

>>453654
KEK I had the same thought ngl as someone who lives in an area with a high Asian population I literally see women 100x more attractive than that every day

No. 453665

File: 1734412316980.mp4 (15.31 MB, ssstwitter.com_17344081699111.…)

nonnitas, Gurwinder, a guy Luigi used to correspond with and maybe admired? went on CNN and talked about him. the last time they spoke was back in june, he says that Luigi was a down-to-earth guy, polite, thoughtful, open-minded, very curious guy that always wanted to know more about things, he was also very interested in self-improvement and whenever Gurwinder would make a statement about human psychology (example), he'd always ask him how he could apply that to his life.

he also goes into detail about the times they talked about Ted Kaczynski and Luigi said he was afraid of losing agency because of technology, that social media was taking it away from everyone, believed this was already happening, and wanted people to reclaim control over their lives and that's why the Unabomber resonated with him. basically, 90% of the conversations they had were about the effects of technology on agency, he believed culture was a downstream of tech.

he also talked about how Luigi was very concerned that men were addicted to porn, video games and social media, and that's why they were not going out to meet women.

the last time they talked was through a video call that lasted about two hours, where he talked about his frustrations with the US healthcare system, how expensive it is and how he idolized? (i think that was the word, i don't want to go back to watch the video again) the NHS system even if there were waitlists.

he said he cut off his family and friends because the people on his life were not on his wavelength, and he couldn't really talk to them but he was eager for a community of like-minded people and that's why he reached out to this guy because he thought he was one of them. even when he went to japan, he went there because he liked japanese culture and the sense of honor, but he said it was a very isolating place and you couldn't connect with anyone.

sorry for the quality, i had to compress the video to upload it

No. 453666

File: 1734412339112.png (760.8 KB, 644x646, 433434354354.png)

>>453657
First of all I dont care how tall a man is, I want to fuck shadow the hedgehog and he's 3'3.
Second. Luigi isn't 5'6 or 5'7. His mom sent out a missing persons ad that says he's 5'10.
Third I don't fucking understand you nonas who I bet at their tallest is 5'5 wanting some fucking 6'8 freak. All these bitches obsessed with 6'0 guys are like insecure and probably fat is all I'm saying.

No. 453668

>>453640
i regret not screen recording his following list she's busted as fawk, sorry. but this could also mean that i could've had a chance

No. 453669

File: 1734412740857.png (298.71 KB, 701x701, devil_nona_666.png)

>>453666
>assuaging the physical insecurities of moids for no reason since Luigi is average height or taller
Keep that shit to yourself nonnie

No. 453671

>>453668
Damn I wish I did that too. He was also following a Japanese girl who didn’t follow him back, kek. His ig was taken down within 3ish hours iirc.

No. 453672

>>453671
oh god he was almost certainly a yellow fever fag

No. 453674

>>453640
damn the bar was that low huh?

No. 453675

>>453671
yeah, the first girl i saw on his following list was a chinese girl who looked like a prostitute tbh

No. 453677

>>453672
i feared he was everything that has come out points to his yellow fever

No. 453678

>>453672
When I learned that he was a tech bro who lived in Hawaii I frantically searched through his ig following and my suspicions were correct, truly a knife to the gut feeling.

No. 453680

>>453678
makes me a little sad it’ll be hard to overlook now

No. 453681

why are you letting his preference stop you as if you wouldn't be able to rape him?

No. 453682

>>453675
He needs to stay in jail

No. 453684

>>453680
Yeah, it's definitely a dealbreaker. Especially for a fantasy husbando because he can't distract me by fucking me well and telling me some fantastical bullshit to justify it. Oh well, he's still my favourite male atm for the heroic and sexy execution he committed on behalf of humanity. I welcome copy-cats who are near-identical, without yellow fever but also think Luigi's may resolve itself somewhat, now that he can imagine himself fucking women outside of asians since he won't have to make the first move and they will be less threatening to him

No. 453685

>>453665
>concerned about porn
>probably regularly ogled at his Instagram feed full of photos of half-naked Asian thots

No. 453686

>>453685
kek it’s a bit hypocritical of him

No. 453689

>>453685
many such cases

No. 453690

File: 1734414457825.gif (1.62 MB, 498x466, IMG_1988.gif)

is it over for us nonnas? finding out our italian prince probably has yellow fever, we can reform him

No. 453691

>>453665
>Japanese
>sense of honor
Full body cringe. Basic tech dick kit.

No. 453692

>>453669
Im not gonna deter shit from insecure moids they are too scared to listen to women anyways because their chromosomal deficiencies prevent them.

No. 453693

>>453685
That's literally every moid who's "concerned about porn". I swear 90% of lolcow was born yesterday.

No. 453694

>>453691
This is why he's made to be bullied.

No. 453695

>>453690
kek emojiboard-chan! They were discussing you in lolcow's own caps thread. You've cheered me up, thank you for expressing what we all feel by cleverly bypassing the board's no emoji rule and posting picrels and gifs of emojis

No. 453696

>>453685
Let me tell u something. Luigi is also half naked in half his pictures. he's also posing with half naked dudes.

No. 453697

File: 1734414956358.jpeg (838.53 KB, 1170x1353, IMG_6816.jpeg)

There’s a photo going around of Luigi tickling two Asian girls holy shit kekekek

No. 453700

>>453697
Does he have a boner in that pic or is it a weird knee angle? The one in the back is uggo but probably has a nice personality and asian fetish moids don't care about or notice facial beauty

No. 453701

>>453700
She's incredibly cute and her smile is adorable, nona

No. 453702

>>453700
>asian fetish moids don't care about or notice facial beauty
that really explains him following this woman >>453640

No. 453703

>>453700
That's her nice personality shining through silly. It bumps her up when she is objectively below average but agree to disagree because nitpicking women is for moids and beauty is subjective

No. 453704

File: 1734415621664.jpg (132.78 KB, 968x775, 5454654654.jpg)

WE MUST STOP THIS REVOLT! NO MORE OF THIS SISTERWIFE REVOLT COMERADES! This should be a dick communism board luigi will fuck all of us equally!

STOP BEING DICK CAPITALISTS LUIGI DOESNT LIKE THAT

No. 453705

>>453702
It sure does

No. 453706

>>453704
JUST LIKE HEALTHCARE LUIGI DICK IS EVERY WOMAN’S BIRTHRIGHT.

No. 453707

>>453704
LUIGI IS NOT A DICK CEO! WE WILL ALL GET PREGNANT WITH HIS CHAD CEO KILLING GENES!

No. 453709

File: 1734415903260.png (20.76 KB, 600x800, 1e3-354615488.png)


No. 453710

>>453709
kek my thoughts exactly

No. 453711

>>453709
its 2024

No. 453712

>>453710
Yes tired and covered in testicle dust, just like the annoying moids posting unfunny redditoid humor in all caps

No. 453713

>>453709
>goes to the luigi simp board
>is shocked people are simping for luigie

No. 453714

He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun

No. 453715

>>453713
>people
Moids in various stages of trooning out seething with jealousy and not shocked at all, completely unsurprised

No. 453716

>>453713
It’s immature and reeks of a tranny trying to sound like one of the girls

No. 453717

>>453715
Are they jealous because luigi has expressed disgust for the tranny menace?

No. 453718

File: 1734416630866.webp (66.57 KB, 640x783, IMG_3110.webp)

THE ASIAN SISTERWIVES ARE COLLECTIVIZING FOR THEIR SHARED INTERESTS : FUELED BY GREED. NO MORE, NO LESS.
THEY WANT TO BE THE ELITES, THE BUREAUCRATS, THE CEOS OF LUIGI DICK. HOGGING ALL OF IT FOR THEMSELVES, LEAVING THE AVERAGE WOMANFOLK DEPRIVED. VERY LONLEY AND HORNY - A SERIOUS AND LIFE THREATENING MEDICAL CONDITION.
THEY WILL ONLY GET MORE GREEDY. THEY WILL TAKE 1 BILLION STROKES UNJUSTLY, AND WHATS ANOTHER 8 BILLION MORE? THEY WILL LEAVE THE REST OF US WITH ONE PITIFUL HALF-THRUST, AND A SMALL VOLUME OF LOW-VISCOSITY SPERM WHICH IS NIT VERY VIRILE.

END OPPRESSION. END CONSPIRACY. IT MUST END HERE. IT MUST NOT BE PERMITTED TO TAKE ROOT. RISE UP NOW.

No. 453719

>>453717
You can tell it's tranny humor because it's absolutely idiotic and doesn't appeal to anybody, just like them

No. 453720

File: 1734416797524.jpg (34.94 KB, 640x780, v99xqr4wpfz71-2569623227.jpg)

>>453718
Do I have to assassinate the ceo of the asian sisterwife dicksurance company?

No. 453721

File: 1734416989474.gif (183.23 KB, 220x220, 2o03984290384.gif)

>>453554
>Imagine the letter and emails he received were from people jumping the gun and believing everything they see on Twitter so it's a bunch of gay guys sending him sex fantasies and people sperging over 286
Most of it is probably media outlets contacting him asking for comment or offering to interview him. They all do that for high-profile criminals.
Nonnas need to stop being shy wallflowers scared to write him

No. 453722

the more nonas pointed it out, such as the way he dresses, his career choice, and the countries he went to, the more it was so blatantly obvious that he was one of those types which i don't mind because i am asian, sorry i guess kek.

No. 453723

>>453722
Have some respect for yourself

No. 453724

>>453722
ASTROTURFING ANTI-REVOLUTIONARY OPPRESSOR.

No. 453725

>>453722
>>453723
Shut up, anon can enjoy the special interest if she wants to. It would make absolutely no sense to become less attracted to a guy after pretty much confirming he would be attracted to her. Asian-anon is not some kind of radfembot and the mutual attraction makes it less creepy imo

No. 453727

File: 1734417692020.png (1.81 MB, 1882x1070, 46654566556464.png)

it had to be done. Im sorry nonas

No. 453729

File: 1734418346853.png (378.78 KB, 623x623, 2t453221tran.png)

>>453727
>tfw your brain is so fried from bathtub hormones and auto-erotic asphyxiation that you can't even spell on of your favorite words, let alone read or participate in society in any meaningful way ever again

No. 453730

>>453729
shut up bich

No. 453731

The Luigi board is not a free space to not integrate, stop ruining the thread with it

No. 453733

File: 1734418638022.png (628.1 KB, 600x800, 1734296747108.png)

>>453729
You're just jealous because this is me and luigi rn

No. 453734

>>453731
What? So its a free space to integrate? Is that what the double negative is?

No. 453736

>>453734
Idk I'm half awake

No. 453737

>>453736
Listen all Im saying is luigi isnt one of those racescrots.
He would taste the rainbow!

No. 453738

>>453736
Anon you're explaining yourself to a tranny, just report and come back when it's gone(troonfoiling)

No. 453739

listen all Im saying is I hate the american pussy care system I pay my monthly dues but when I ovulate they deny my dick claim and it's killing me. Im in cock debt up to my ears, Im gonna have to sell my home. I wish we got pussy care like in england, it would be worth waiting because at least at the end of the day I would get my pussy ate

No. 453740

>>453727
This is going to be the political debate of our future.

No. 453743

Simply havingggg a wonderful Luigitime.

No. 453748

>>453665
>he also talked about how Luigi was very concerned that men were addicted to porn, video games and social media, and that's why they were not going out to meet women.

Projection tbh I kinda of get the vibe he's trying to atone for his previous addictions, it's well documented he was into games and since his schizomaxxing era began he probably saw that as beneath him. Also the porn thing is probably envy as he couldn't fuck properly, kind of ironic considering his taste in women is Asian thots kek.

No. 453749

>>453748
i agree. when i first read his twitter, i got the vibe that he's some retvrn guy after quitting porn and video games. i've met many moids with the same discourse and they all have two things in common… ex porn addicts but still orbiting ig whores and gamers. it's not a coincidence

No. 453750

>>453749
100% especially since his last game played on Steam was early July, and that was around the time he withdrew from social media as well after going on anti-porn tirades. Also I think I vaguely remember one of his friends saying he was texting him while he was backpacking and Luigi mentioning he needs to stop being distracted by women. If it came from a place of envy and frustration then I kinda get it but I agree, he does give me big ex porn addict vibes and went to Asia for 'human contact' instead and tried to replace the non-reciprocal screen with Asian girls instead.

No. 453751

File: 1734426126191.png (64.59 KB, 1494x188, Screen Shot 2024-12-17 at 09.5…)

I can't believe he has wikipedia citations proving that he is hot and looks like a celebrity.

No. 453752

I'm not the nonna who is organizing this but here's the letter to Weegee if you want to add a message!

https://board.net/p/letter_to_luigi

No. 453754

So many mean tsunderes need to sexually bully luigi in the letter to luigi

No. 453756

The ex porn addict theory killing my lust for him. Based on nonnies' own experiences with these types of moids + him following ig thots it seems plausible. I'm devastated kek

Should've known my parasocial interpretation of him was too pure to be real. But in a way this sets me free and I can now appreciate his based ceo culling without distracting horny thoughts and a raging monsoon between my legs

No. 453757

>>453756
I could have told you days ago that getting fixated on any interpretation of him would probably lead to disappointment. I still think he seemed like a fun and interesting person in the past, I just also think that version of Luigi is dead and the new Luigi might have been a bad enough dude to kill an evil CEO but he's probably very different in personality. I can bet he's gonna say some really stupid shit the next time he gets the opportunity.

No. 453758

>>453757
I wanna hear his stupid schizo shit…
Also as much as I hate coomers I would want to watch him jerk off. I'd shame him for his coomer past and make him jack off in front of me while looking me in the eye to make him associate pleasure with submission

No. 453760

File: 1734429892049.jpg (27.44 KB, 641x360, 360_F_925364986_nTQi9XETFpm1pD…)

>>453756
He's a moid in the end and every single one of them is the same, especially when it comes to porn. But honestly, I just treat it like a celebrity crush. Kind of projecting my own fantasies and just using him as a shape for it. I will never interact IRL (write letters or some shit) or stand with my name behind him or defend him publicly. He's a fantasy to me, like a movie character that's not real.

No. 453761

>>453757
is there a SS of his Insta follower list?

No. 453762

>>453760
relating to your picture hard lol. That's a good mindset to have, though! I might try it bc it's also been fun thirsting after such a long time and acting unhinged with nonas itt

No. 453763

File: 1734430524126.jpeg (613.28 KB, 1170x1604, IMG_6694.jpeg)

What did Luigi talk about with a rw neo nazi?

No. 453764

I don't see why it's an issue if he liked Asian women in the first place

No. 453766

>>453763
why didnt he end up posting them? what a pussy

No. 453767

Asian women? White? Latinas? Luigi was a flaming homosexual, it’s obvious by the way he posed with other men and his two favorite artists were Lana del Rey and Taylor.

No. 453768

>>453763
bait account

No. 453769


No. 453770

>>453768
i don't think so, they used to interact

No. 453771

>>453767
the spotify screenshots with charli xcx, taylor, lana and carly rae jepsen songs were fake

No. 453772

>>453769
blocked that dude ages ago he hit all the bait account flags for me

No. 453774

>>453757
Hard agree, I really don't think we are getting ice-cream bow, frat boy gym bro Luigi if he ever makes a public appearance for an interview or whatever, his brain is probably so fried all he's capable of doing is echoing rhetoric from the twitter accounts his followed in his pursuit of knowledge and understanding which has lead him down a path that I don't think he's coming back from. When he shouted out before being taken in for his hearing, as hot as he looked he really didn't seem like the kind of guy on his old social media profiles. Seeking the abandonment of his previous vices, going deep into ideology and philosophy and forming his own opinions looks like he's been in a downward spiral for a year or two and went dark in July.

tl;dr frat boy searched for a higher purpose and fried his braincells. Still hot though

No. 453775

Why are anons letting retards bait the thread with tired shit like him being a manlet (kek) or a yellow fever porn addict, lurk moar then gtfo

No. 453776

File: 1734432652852.jpeg (121.26 KB, 1170x545, IMG_6690.jpeg)

>>453772
I’m surprised Luigi openly interacted with him. I also follow edgy accounts but it’s not like I have my whole government name on my twitter kek

No. 453777

>>453774
We are only getting ice-cream bow, frat boy gym bro Luigi if he experiences the worst possible outcome: that shooting Brian Thomas was not a lucid decision but the outcome of a late onset schizophrenic break. That's just awful to contemplate. Imagine how depressing it would be for him to finally come to under medication only to realize that he killed someone and that his promising life is gone in favor of decades in prison? Even in that case I think he'll be too depressed to ever really go back to being ice-cream bow, frat boy gym bro Luigi.

No. 453778

>>453777
It’s not late onset, is it? Male schizophrenia usually starts in their 20’s. For women it’s late 30’s.

No. 453779

>>453777
Fully agree, there's no way him doing what he did was lucid - the news mentioned his diary that he kept that chronicled his day to day life but I wouldn't be surprised if it was just schizo writings about whatever ideological stance he read about that day with the occasional 'must kill United Healthcare CEO' scattered in it. He'll be put on meds and spend the rest of his life on them most likely, sorry nonnas but I really don't see any scenario for him apart from life incarceration or mental hospitals. Breaks my heart because he had so much potential, but yeah he's not just going to wake up one day and be his old self.

No. 453780

>>453777
>>453779
So was the ice-cream bow cutie pie the same guy having conversations with this basement dweller >>453776 ? Not asking to infight or bait, I'm just not sure about the timelines on how his writings and Twitter interactions coincide with the possible schizomaxxing era? Was he an edgelord already when he was being super nice and thoughtful irl?

No. 453781

he could have just been sapiosexual or slightly asexual. just because he spoke about porn regulation and wasn't a run of the mill braindead moid, doesn't mean he is an ex porn addict

No. 453782

>>453780
nta, but he left hawaii in june 2022 and he has only been interacting with these people since earlier this year according to his twitter account

No. 453783

>>453782
I am trying to find the source but I read that his roommate recommended him to read the Unabomber manifesto. he now claims he "jokingly" proposed it but of course he says that. if Luigi spent a certain time among those circles, it would make sense that he quickly escalated. he strikes me as the sort of guy who goes the extra mile for everyone but doesn't get the same amount back and it piles up eventually

No. 453785

>>453781
Idk what sapiosexual means but nonnie he had that pussy eating guide on his Goodreads "wishlist", he wasn't asexual I think
>>453782
Thanks for the timeline! So maybe the edgy shit truly is some mental breakdown induced nihilism. Glad he took it out on that bucktoothed bitchtits ceo, all moids should focus their rage and violent urges towards people if they feel the need to chimp out

[reposted because why the fuck would I type "female pussy eating" kekk]

No. 453786

How bad was his head game that he felt the need to read a book about it kek

No. 453787

>>453783
yeah, i agree with everything you said. his roomate is obviously trying to cover his own ass but we're onto his stupid ass.
>>453785
more moids should follow his lead, he was probably experiencing psychosis or the early stages of schizophrenia

No. 453788

>>453786
Maybe he's inexperienced and eager to please

No. 453789

>>453787
samefag, it was roommate. i don't want to delete cause i always have to wait at least 3 minutes before posting again

No. 453790

>>453786
Maybe he realised his dick wasn't working the way he wanted it to or he was in too much pain so he looked at other ways to please a woman. So selfless of him to be honest

No. 453793

What's the over/under on weewee being a virgin?

No. 453794

File: 1734437802402.webp (21.33 KB, 646x777, IMG_6824.webp)

>>453793
He literally has a hicky in that one picture that all the mainstream media outlets are using, what makes you think he’s a virgin

No. 453795

>>453794
nta but him being a virgin would add to the dream man list. He'd be pure and yours to train…

No. 453798

>>453795
if he is a virgin on top of everything else he is literal perfection. I feel sick

No. 453800

Him being schizo is kinda of sexy. Existential crises are hot, sad he has to go to jail now though.
>>453794
Aren’t hickies bigger? Looks like a bug bite. Then again i would be slobbering all over that throat

No. 453801

>>453794
That's not a hicky kek that is some acne or a bug bite or something.

No. 453802

>>453781
I don't think he was an addict, probably did watch porn but saw how men would spend hours of their day watching simulated sex and began to resent it when he got deeper into theory.

No. 453803

File: 1734439865788.png (1.26 MB, 1113x706, angel vs some ugly freak.png)

>>453751
>Timothee Chalamet
Fucking insulting. Chalamet doesn't even look human compared to weewee.

No. 453804

>>453802
he did post on reddit about having trouble controlling his time spent gaming.
IIRC he eventually gave it up entirely because he struggled to moderate.
it's not so far-fetched for me to believe he at one time consumed a lot of porn

No. 453806

>>453803
God I wish my eyebrows were this dark and full. Is it possible if you’re blonde and have scandi genes?

No. 453807

>luigi and another husbando of mine have their birthday on the same day
kek…

No. 453809

Look at the average moid online footprint , they post in women degrading subs or make nasty comments. Luigis digital presence goes back a few years and non of it has any disgusting remarks or low iq porn drooling

No. 453810

>>453809
This is true, his reddit seemed tame and normal.
I'm currently curating a mental list with pro and con columns on whether I should continue hornying it up based on his possible degen level lol. I'm spending way too much mental energy on this but I've always been too much of a moralfag to lust after famous guys if they're shitty people. I should change

Current delusional headcanon is that he's a pure sweetie virgin who wants to worship his lady. I want to sit on his face and envelop it, my pussy will make her debut performance as a facehugger from Alien

No. 453812

>>453809
He could have had a secret account to do that shit on.

No. 453814

I had a dream that I needed to masturbate to/have sex with Luigi or the world was going to freeze over.

No. 453815

>>453812
Was there any actually identifying information on his account? Because if not he could have just coomed freely but he wasn't.

No. 453818

File: 1734443002481.jpeg (Spoiler Image,374.38 KB, 2000x2000, 1734200294467.jpeg)

The European baiters were trying really hard last night, not only with claiming he's 5'6'' but also that he has a boner in this image that they cropped to hide the clear fact that he just has shit in his pocket. Spoiled image to prevent baiters from clicking from the front page.
Remember nonnas: there is at least one confirmed male poster on LC who is jealous of Lychee (I have screencap and I've posted it in lolcow funny caps thread, he deleted it before anyone else saw it I think) and at least one Asiannon who is baiting as well.

No. 453819

What if he got off to amateur couple creampie porn but had to give it up because it made him so sad that he couldn't have a connection like that (the sadness made him pee ofc).

No. 453821

>>453819
anon, i just woke up and i'm ready to kms.

No. 453822

>>453818
Try as they might the strong-willed nonas without a VPN are smarter and stronger. Fuck baiters.

No. 453825

File: 1734443788900.png (242.08 KB, 408x530, sailorsun.png)

I know it's fake but it's cute

No. 453828

>>453825
He has such a nice throat I want to play with it in many ways

No. 453831

File: 1734444836811.jpg (10.2 KB, 119x275, pforpenis.jpg)

What is your favorite Wigi body era? I quite like this one, he's nice and slender with a cute waist. Tho I think I'm biased bc of women in stem nona's genius discovery of the boxer briefs >>452275 , it gave me a lot to think about

No. 453832

>>453831
I actually greatly dislike this pic because he reminds me of an annoying guy I knew in college KEK, his police escort pics are by far my favorite, he looks good skinny and with a dash of slight stubble.

No. 453833

>>453831
His body now desu

No. 453834

>>453819
>the sadness made him pee ofc
kek

No. 453835

>>453803
kek chalamet looks like a dysgenic freak next to weewee. just highlights how good looking he is

No. 453836

>>453831
That little paint dollop right on his dick… which one of his fratbros was the lucky little poker….

No. 453838

>>453836
Youre right he definitely got booped in the cock by a bro

No. 453839

Had another great waking sex dream.
He is something else. I was rubbing my pussy on his dick while another sisterwife was trying to devour his dick from below.

No. 453840

>>453839
God I need to rub my pussy against his throbbing cock, trapped in thin orange jailcloth and pulsating like a runner’s heartbeat and staining his crotch with hot precum as my pussy pulsates in response morse code for ‘I love you’

No. 453844

>>453781
lol get real. Do you believe this?

No. 453849

>>453844
These newfags think sapiosexual and asexual are real…

No. 453854

>>453802
i can't really see him as being a pornhub video-watching coomer addict. he just seemed like the type who liked to look at instathot bikini photoshoots (which he probably justified to himself isn't actual porn kek).

No. 453855

File: 1734451030360.png (403.13 KB, 373x497, lu.png)


No. 453857

Who else is scared of the obligatory 2 hour essays on this case once more information becomes available

No. 453858

>>453857
not going to watch any of that trash

No. 453859

>>453857
With heaps of misinfo, yeah

No. 453861

Is there a possibility he’ll ever actually be free? Everyone keeps saying the jurors could let him go, but I can’t see that happening. Also something about NYC only allowing to mistrials before a person goes free? idk what most of this means though, tbh.

No. 453862

>>453861
Probably not, they need to make a lesson out of him. It’s only okay to kill poor people, or your wife/kids.

No. 453863

>>453861
It's impossible to tell. We can only hope his lawyers are putting in the work to try to reduce his sentencing. I really don't see him being acquitted and my only hope is that he gets a sentence below 10 years and in a prison that isn't complete shit.

No. 453864

>>453861
there is also a possibility he could be facing the death penalty as much as we all want weegee to be free or have short sentence, the system will find a way. Although the crime was committed in New York (no death penalty) but he was caught in Pennsylvania (death penalty)

No. 453865

>>453861
Holy shit I can’t believe I wrote to instead of two, fjfjfjjdkfjd I’m tired

No. 453866

>>453864
Death penalty charges aren't going to stick in PA. The charges there are only for the gun and fake ID.

No. 453867

>>453864
Fortunately, no death penalty in New York

No. 453868

>>453863
I hear his lawyer may be trying to plead insanity but I don’t think that’s going to work at all. He should be not guilty on the basis of sexy

No. 453873

>>453793
I would say unlikely, he doesn't appear to have developed the really severe back pain until after college. However I can't see him having a BC over 5.

>>453803
He looks so gorgeous here, is this edited/enhanced?

No. 453875

>>453864
>death penalty
that's such bullshit. Wee gee should get off like Penny. It was self defense against United Healthscam and he aimed for the back and leg. He didn't shoot to kill, and he's hot.

No. 453876

>>453873
No thats just how Weewee looks

No. 453878

The hearing got moved ahead of schedule to this Thursday nonnas

No. 453879

>>453868
kek

there was a nona who brought up he might have been dabbling with shrooms and other strong psychedelics such as ayahuasca, i used to run in those hippie circles in college and whenever they’d come back from one of their “trips” they seemed aggravated and hostile. Normies who dabble in psychedelics trying to find truth and meaning to their lives are setting themselves up for a future schizo diagnosis.

No. 453880

>>453878
So we're gonna see him in 2 days???

No. 453881

>>453880
Yes but I don't think there are cameras allowed. But I'm sure we might see him get out of a car again, maybe another hot body slam

No. 453882

>>453878
This suggests he no longer wants to fight extradition

No. 453885

>>453881
god yes please i want him to go on a schizo rambling and be body slammed, maybe to the ground this time

No. 453886

>>453756
Is there a screenshot of his following?

No. 453887

>>453878
Im so excited and nervous and horny

No. 453890

I'm tired of people saying he's a mean nazi coomer! We already see that nazism/white supremacy is a psyop for retard whites to shoot up schools! Just on his actions of assassinating a CEO it shows that he didn't follow that shit. Maybe he spoke to these people because in some ways he was disenfranchised with modern society and liberals tend to also be ideologically deeply fragmented, which makes it hard to talk to them about anything even if you share their foundational viewpoint. Anyone who has been in leftist circles knows that.
Even at the end of it all. Luigi even was disenfranchised and felt misunderstood by the tardfags. Luigi seems to actually care about people as a whole. If anything, he might see how the ruling class has divided people and actively rebelled against it in order to raise awareness to the American people he feels spiritually unified with. No, I don't think he's crazy. He doesn't write like he's crazy, even his little spergout as he was being carried away seemed sane. Sometimes I think the world I have become placated with, and myself for allowing myself to be placated and give away my one life to a system that doesn't care if I live or die, is crazy.
I would be shocked and heartbroken if Luigi turned out to be some coomer conservitard with a race fetish. But like, he just doesn't seem the type to fall into such a shallow trap. The thing with the right wing shit is that it's just as brainwashing as liberalism. Thinking some intrinsic genetic traits are superior to others is no different than playing the oppression Olympics for social gain.
I know I might be idealizing him, but we really don't have that much to run him up against in modern society. We just don't have a lot of corrupt elites being assassinated for altruistic reasons.
I wanna be united for once. I want people to come together and fight for a better life.

No. 453891

File: 1734454518537.jpeg (522.22 KB, 1125x1375, IMG_3628.jpeg)

here’s the official rescheduling notice for his hearing this thursday

No. 453893

>>453888
It's surprising no one took a screenshot. Also the first tagged is most likely just his friend, posting swimsuit pictures at the beach isn't that strange nor is liking them if you know them personally

No. 453894

>>453886
I based my earlier bitching on posts itt like >>453640 >>453671 >>453675 so nothing concrete

No. 453896

>>453890
Luigi had an existential crisis and went schizo which is sexy, hot, based, and relatable. Knowing more about the world and its corruption really does make you go insane. I also theorize depression.

No. 453897

>>453893
I don't know. Seems like she's a native Thai woman and not really someone from within his CS/university circle. He traveled to Thailand and Vietnam earlier this year so this is probably someone he just met there and might have hit it off with.

No. 453900

>>453893
Why would he personally know some woman from Thailand come on

No. 453901

am I fr the only one that can still thirst for him even if he's a piece of shit jw

No. 453903

>>453901
He went there
>>453901
Traveling to Asian countries because they are the go-to locations for people seeking spiritual enlightenment and meeting women there does not an evil person make

No. 453906

>>453901
no one is perfect and at the very least, he doesn't seem like he's ever said anything misogynistic. at worst, he was just a yellow fever fag.

No. 453907

still gonna thirst for my prince even if he’s a yellow fever fag

No. 453908

>>453890
lol I can't wait to see what these threads will become once more stuff about him surfaces, the milk will be endless

No. 453911

>>453908
Stop baiting and leave us alone, vile instigator

No. 453915

>>453733
Riding that spondylitic dick on the astral plane

No. 453918

>>453915
Im going to meditate really hard so i can astrally project into his jail cell and rape him mentally and spiritually

No. 453919

>>453908
the paid off mainstream media has been trying their damndest to make chadigi look bad, from pee pants to him getting a ticket for accidentally trespassing as sign of a prior criminal record. As tsundere as you are, nona, I don't think you are going to get the milk you are thirsting for here.
>>453896
He was intelligent and imo sort of went the unibomber route but less retarded. Unibomber killed tons of small fries and innocents who didn't really have any influence on the corruption of humanity as a whole.
Luigi realized that was a waste of time and lives. He was far more efficient and actually has shaken up the ruling class while killing as few people as possible.

No. 453922

i wonder what he’s up to right now, he’s probably so bored in that damn cage

No. 453923

>>453922
Spontaneously cooming from all the horny energy anons are sending his way kek

No. 453924

>>453918
Joining you in meditation and astral projection attempts, however instead of raping I'm hoping to manage some spooning and feeling his bulge twitching against me. Inshallah he'll grind against me and moan, spiritually ofc

No. 453926

>>453615
the real question is, WHO was the hostel worker he was flirting with? why hasn't she been found yet

No. 453927

>>453923
Realistically probably pacing around between talking to his lawyer

No. 453928

>>453919
plus luigi is a class traitor and did it for the good of all of us

No. 453929

>>453926
She probably earned that smile and is keeping that sweet memory in her heart forever.

No. 453931

>>453926
idk but I'm so jealous of her

No. 453932

>>453926
I don't think he was flirting, he has to remove the mask to check in. it's probably some boomer who wanted to feel important by saying how they where having a moment

No. 453934

>>453932
she apparently said it tho and was probably flirting too
>Among the interviews law enforcement has been conducting, they spoke to a female employee at the hostel who said, at one point, she asked the then-masked man to lower his mask while flirting with him, which is when this photo released by NYPD today was taken.

No. 453935

>>453934
I bet being slightly insane makes him so horny

No. 453936

>>453934
>imagine seeing that smile in person
giwtwm….

No. 453937

>>453934
I wonder if she is asian too. I really hope not…

No. 453938

>>453934
If she said it, it must be true btw

No. 453939

>>453934
do we know which hostel it was? maybe we can track her down on linkedin

No. 453940

>>453937
why not lmao

No. 453941

when they make a movie about luigi’s murder the titular song for the film is gonna be sexy and i know it, i can already see ryan murphy pulling some shit like that keeek

No. 453942

>>453937
Kek stahp

No. 453943

>>453937
keeek maybe she was, that’d be pretty interesting

No. 453944

File: 1734459737332.jpeg (48.94 KB, 472x366, IMG_8436.jpeg)

>>453938
Why would she lie. You know he was flirting, look at him

No. 453945

>>453937
holy shit enough with the weird yellow fever conspiracy theory.
Luigi is too based to have racial prefernces
although ngl if he embraced the normie life there would have been a good chance he would have married an asian or an indian woman. But I feel like that would have less to do with race fetishization and more to do with his field of work and social circle

No. 453947

>>453944
nta but i agree, he looks pretty happy to see her kek

No. 453948

is there even a photo of him with a non-asian woman? i know there's one of him with his sister which doesn't count.

No. 453949

>>453944
That smile is lethal hnngh

No. 453950

File: 1734459992262.png (127.9 KB, 309x232, puwXmCq.png)

>>453939
the hostel:
HI New York City Hostel
891 Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10025

No. 453951

>>453944
There needs to be a fanfic where the hostel worker actually takes him into her room and sits on his face

No. 453952

>>453948
why are people shocked he was surrounded by asians at UPENN in the software engineering program ???? they're the only ones who study that shit too. of course he was surrounded by asian girls.

going from an all boys-school to that, and deeming it an asian fetish is crazy

No. 453953

>>453951
Yes please where is fanfic nona from the first thread

No. 453954

>>453952
he also traveled to SEA alone….

No. 453955

>>453954
ngl when I found out he traveled to Thailand I found it sus considering what moids are known for doing there

No. 453957

>>453954
>>453955
People into spiritual stuff traveling to Asia is par for the course and he didn’t just go to Thailand, plus it’s a popular tourist country whether you want to believe it or not

No. 453959

File: 1734460455251.webp (199.75 KB, 1229x1536, IMG_2428.webp)

>>453952
There were clearly other types of women while he was in Hawaii yet the photos of him that are circulating are either from asians or show him being with asians. Plus, his travels to Japan, Vietnam, and Thailand. It's over. I forgive him.

No. 453960

File: 1734460467603.png (603.55 KB, 728x546, q0mRIwD.png)

>>453954
he went to japan and thailand. these are normal vacation destinations and also very cheap. also, he literally wasn't even alone.

are you gonna say he also lived in hawaii because of the asian diaspora there? even though we know he was a surfer?

No. 453962

>>453959
Oh noo there are Asians in his friendgroup ahh! Wait until that one anon pops up and says that a college boy wearing khakis means he is into Asians
>>453960
Do you think he wears a crucifix

No. 453963

>>453960
>luigi touching his penis at the top of the stairs

No. 453964

>>453963
It itchy

No. 453965

>>453951
pretty sure i read one the other day on ao3…

fuck there was a hilarious one about giving wigi a blowjob in the McDonalds bathroom while the feds are trying to break down the door, let me see if i can find the link kek

No. 453966

>>453960
I want to lick his canine tooth

No. 453967

>>453960
>are you gonna say he also lived in hawaii because of the asian diaspora there?
yes
>even though we know he was a surfer?
he was from fucking baltimore lol i guarantee he never surfed in his life until he moved to hawaii

No. 453968

>>453967
>i guarantee he never surfed in his life until he moved to hawaii
He might have surfed on family vacations.
Still… It could explain why he fucked his spine up. Even if wee wee is a sexy ceo killing chad, he's still a reckless frontpole

No. 453969

>>453960
I haven't seen the picture on the left, that fang looks so sexy

No. 453970

>>453503
he's so cute i can't cope

No. 453971

>>453960
he’s so fucking beautiful ugh i want to run my hands through his curly hair and tell him everything will be okay

No. 453972

>white girls realizing attractive men still prefer asian women over them
Kekking so hard.(baiting)

No. 453973

>>453971
that hair was made to be grabbed and pulled between nona legs

No. 453974


No. 453975


No. 453976

File: 1734461560869.gif (1.29 MB, 400x225, giphy (1).gif)

i literally couldnt care less what he prefers
he doesnt have a choice in the matter

No. 453977

hopefully we get to see weewee this thrusday when he arrives and leaves court for his hearing i wonder if he’ll look more disheveled

No. 453979

>>453975
God imagine scratching his scalp as he devours you while frantically jerking himself off because you just smell and taste that good to him.
Women distracted him because they make him so horny it distracts him from critical thinking. At the end of the day, hes still a male, even if he is more self aware than average.
>>453976
This. It's too late for him. Prison is now his only protection against the determined hoards of females now. And even that is flimsy. If he gets life eventually we will get so fed up all the womenfolk will collectivize and storm the prison. We will breach their fortress and smash through luigis cell. We will then proceed run a train on him until his pelvis is ground to dust.

His group snu snu homicide will cause total incel death

No. 453980

>>453750
Where is his Steam account?

No. 453982

>>453960
>he was a surfer
i didn’t know that, hot as hell

No. 453983

If the trial ends up happening in NYC, who wants to come with me to stand outside of the court house and gawk at him?

No. 453984

File: 1734461943047.png (407.75 KB, 720x540, 1000036123.png)

>>453954
no nona you don't understand he did it for the spiritual enlightenment

No. 453985


No. 453986

>>453984
Lurk moar

No. 453987

>>453979
the verdict has finally been decided

No. 453988

>>453960
>thailand
he's definitely been balls deep into a tranny prostitute before

No. 453990

>>453985
How did they know this was him?

No. 453991

>>453944
What was this woman's ethnicity so we can settle this debate.

No. 453992


No. 453993

>>453990
Nickname was listed as Pep in his high school year book and the UPenn Steam groups he is in.

No. 453995

>>453937
It doesn't matter what his type is because he's a male at the end of the day. the only thing that matters is the fact that he's my type

No. 453996

The more retards post easily disprovable bait the more actual criticism gets brushed off, nice try feds

No. 453999

>>453972
Luigi was a 5’6 brown Italian guy in tech, he literally had no choice but to date Asian girls

No. 454000

>>453996
This.
It's also petty and retarded. None of us, not the asians, nor any other race on here, is gonna get even a dribble of that alfredo sauce.
I wanna fux but the message should be that united we stand and divided we fall. We need to ignore the glowie racebait and figure out what to do to collectivize and terrorize the health insurance industry into defeat.

No. 454001

>>454000
Based trips. Every time a retard baits we should just post fanfic

No. 454003

>>454001
>We should increase the future milk

No. 454004

>>454001
Would I get banned if I copy and paste excerpts from porn luigi fanfics?

No. 454006

>>454004
I don't think so

No. 454007

>>453977
what I wanna know is when are we gonna hear him talk?
I feel like in court we are just gonna see him sit and look pretty while his legal team flaps their gums.
I hope they hire someone who does bl manga to do the court drawings

No. 454008

>>454007
If we're lucky he will shout again on Thursday and get dickslammed into another wall, or if we're really lucky, into the ground.

No. 454010

>>454008
I will only accept this if he is tardwrangled and dickslammed by a woman.

No. 454011

Luigi ruined the gold standard for men. Anytime I see someone now, I'm like damn they aren't Luigi tier

No. 454012

File: 1734463391247.jpeg (36.59 KB, 400x400, IMG_6832.jpeg)

>>453972
Luigi was following a blonde conservative girl, on twitter. A yellow fever faggot wouldn’t follow any white women.

No. 454013

I wanna see the azn conspiracy theorists seethe when they find out luigis v card was taken by the 4'3 black shecop who dickslammed him

No. 454014

>>454000
sorry, the yellow fever allegations are just too funny. if the hostel worker does turn out to be asian, my sides will probably go into orbit.

No. 454016

>>454014
Maybe he's so used to seeing just Asians that any other race of women make him pee his pants in shyness

No. 454017

Let him have an Asian woman fetish.
It only makes the fantasy of raping him even hotter.
A hot manlet with a broken, hurting dick who only likes Asian women (assuming because they are petite) getting topped by a gigastacy like me (my self insert). He’d scream mama mia while I hold him by the ankles and take what I want.

No. 454018

>>453959
Thailand just proves that he is gay and Japan and Vietnam are just cover-ups to showcase asian affinity

No. 454019

>>454017
Im sorry but those Asians he was seen with were not petite

No. 454020

can someone pls write more weegee fanfics

No. 454021

>>454017
He’s my Roman twink slave and I’m a giant Barbarian.

No. 454022

File: 1734463823934.png (88.32 KB, 926x155, Screenshot (60).png)

I looked at his steam account and it was surprisingly tame and inoffensive but picrel made me laugh though I wonder what his actual thoughts on Trump are

No. 454024

>>454020
What do you want to hear sweet non

No. 454025

>>454019
All of those women and Luigi himself are petite compared to a gigastacy like me.

No. 454026

>>454025
How tall…?

No. 454028

>>454012
this is exactly what a yellow fever faggot would follow actually

No. 454029

File: 1734464208730.png (4.11 MB, 2000x1500, 98969696987.png)

>>454022
I guarantee you he doesn't like trump. He fucking refers to micheal moore in his manifesto. Trump is also a handmaiden to privatized healthcare. If luigi really watched sicko he knows that the republicans are more than happy to sell the american working class to cooperations

No. 454030

>>454022
something something disaffected men something something white working class something something he says what we all think

No. 454031

>>454028
Yellow fever faggots hate white women and want nothing to do with them, they wouldn’t follow a random Stacy e-conservative.

No. 454032

>>454028
name? who is she?
was already pointed out in a prev thread but he also followed AOC on twitter

No. 454033

Just ignore le asianb8er

No. 454034

>>454029
>Conservatives are logical consistency robots and not delusional, emotive humans
You guys really have autistic if/then video game minmaxer excel spreadsheet thinking, it's incredible

No. 454035

>>454033
already have. Luigi isn't allowed to have preferences anymore, anyways. He has made himself too sexy and now the courts will execute him by releasing him into a pit of horny nonas

No. 454036

>>454022
there were a lot of these cheap trump-themed games back in 2016. he probably got gifted this and left it in the background to rack up hours as a joke.

No. 454037

>>454034
speak english kermit memerson

No. 454038

>>454031
Yellow fever faggots hate white women because they can't have them in a way that doesn't trigger their abandonment issues. There's a reason why 90% of a "happy" passport bro's brain cycles are occupied with white women and orbiting them while the Asian settle piece goes ignored. The autism in this thread scares me.

No. 454039

>>454032
Freya India

No. 454041

>>454037
You think humans (particularly conservative faggots LUL) can't have paradoxical beliefs because "rules"

No. 454042

>>454038
>settle piece
kek!

No. 454043

Imagine exploring the vast hot insides of Luigi’s mouth, his soft rose petal lips suctioning your face into his, his massive strong tongue laying aside so you can swirl your own against the walls of his powerful mouth and you shove your tongue deep into the back of his throat ushering an uncomfortable yet aroused moan from the depths of his chest though

No. 454044

>>454041
Ok so you are saying Luigi has nuance, but you can't accept the fact that maybe, just maybe, Luigi isn't a conservative? Why is centrism so difficult for people to comprehend? Maybe it's because divided politics has been the biggest and most successful divisive psyop of the ruling class?

No. 454045

the asian tinfoiling is getting ridiculous and taking up way too much space here. he's a man, they barely have preferences so long as you have nice tits/ass.

No. 454046

>>454045
It’s baiters who aren’t interested in real discussions and don’t even like him enough to hornypost

No. 454047

>>454045
True. They can have preferences but I've found that for the most part, they're not going to be that picky unless they're sick in the head with fetish brainrot.

No. 454048

>>454046
speaking of.
Wasn't there a nona who was promising to post some fanfiction earlier?
Where the fuck is she????

No. 454052

>>454044
I can accept that very easily. I'm just wondering why you're betting on that and not garden variety ideological smorgasbord of penile nonsense (e.g. fuck corporations and billionaires but I love Trump and Musk they're heroes of the forgotten white working class!) when the latter is more likely.

Especially when your reasoning is "he can't like X while liking Y because then it would be ideologically absurd, and humans never operate that way".

No. 454054

>>454045
Feels like a way to get more anons to abandon the thread from making them insecure. Unfortunately for them, I am sticking around and I'm going to continue thinking about cracking open his balls like two eggs to consume his sacred yolk.

No. 454055

Yellowfeverchan give it a rest. We are Weegee-wifemaxxing in here.

No. 454056

>>454052
The latter is not more likely, only for people who dont go outside which he often did. He is a very intelligent male, but intelligence has limits. You cannot be a genius in all aspects of life. Perhaps the scope of his intelligence was purely academic, and he specialized in engineering. He likely sought deeper meaning but was unable to sort out his opinions and view of the world with so many conflicting ideologies. A lot of people go through this. At age 26 he decided that, as a culmination of his cultural soul seeking, that his purpose was to assassinate a CEO. If he didn’t grow up wealthy his existential crisis would likely have happened earlier in teenagehood

No. 454057

>>454052
>I'm just wondering why you're betting on that and not garden variety ideological smorgasbord of penile nonsense
Maybe you're just disenfranchised by moids (which is understandable), the patterns are just not adding up to typical right wing conclusions. I truly believe that someone with his curiosity and intellect who gives the Unibomber Manifesto a 4 out of 5 stars is highly likely to agree with Kaczynski's critique of both the left AND the right (even though rightoids like to conveniently ignore Teddys scathing critique of republicans as self contradictory retards)

It's pretty clear that Luigi is a man who wants to unify the working class. He realizes seeing things as right and left gets us nowhere. He's a top down kind of guy and if you can't see that then you still haven't been able to shake free of the oligarchs conditioning.

No. 454058

>>454056
>The latter is not more likely, only for people who dont go outside which he often did.
The latter is literally and unironically the default for people who go outside and don't post anywhere except Facebook. Do you not know that the average boomie wants to cut gibs but thinks what they vote for will "protect social security and Medicare"? Paradoxical, non evidence based beliefs are the human norm.
>Perhaps the scope of his intelligence was purely academic
Any of you guys in academia at all?His credentials are incredibly mid, and that's being generous. He is no Ted, and even Ted was an occasional brainlet.

No. 454060

>>454057
You mean disillusioned? Most women are disenfranchised by moids kek

No. 454061

>>453962
>Do you think he wears a crucifix
Are there any photos of him with one? I'd like to see him in a dog tag…

No. 454065

Anime Weegee with dog ears and tail do you guys see it too.

No. 454066

>>454058
Honestly? I think Luigi was a step up from Ted.
Teds writings were the best thing about him, imo. His crimes absent of his manifesto was just run of the mill terrorism that didn't actually have any long term affects on anything because Teddy mostly killed educated working class people.

Also Kaczynski's desire for anarcho primitism was unrealistic. No one is going to want to go back to starving to death in exchange for a (maybe) better social life.
Luigi seemed to be a fan of technology but could also see its abuse leading to the extinction to humanity, but if properly utilized for moral good could push our species forward to greatness. His pinned tweet pretty much summarizes that.

No. 454067

>>454065
puppyboys are the best. especially weegee as a puppyboy. he'll pee from excitement when you arrive home.

No. 454069

>>454058
Kek he isn’t a boomer he is a zoomer and our political leanings are different, even zoomer normie rightoids are basically libertarians
>>454061
He wears a chain and is Italian
>>454065
Go on…

No. 454070

>>454069
Your political leanings are about as internally consistent as those of boomers

No. 454073

>>454070
And this is why wigi is a centrist, anon

No. 454074

wtf why are these Luigi threads much much hornier than the husbando worshipping threads?

No. 454075

File: 1734467277221.gif (274.13 KB, 500x381, 5465465654654.gif)

>>454060
>mfw nona wastes her reply nitpicking a minor grammatical error instead of actually addressing the points made.

No. 454076

>>454074
3d husbando novelty

No. 454078

File: 1734467471086.png (2.63 MB, 1079x1080, not mine.PNG)

>>454075
your edits are so cute, anonita. never stop creating.

No. 454079

>>454075
Keekk so cute and sad

No. 454080

File: 1734467506466.png (2.07 MB, 960x960, not mine2.PNG)

i want to make some, but i think i'll be too shy to share.

No. 454081


No. 454082

weewee has been indicted on murder charges by a grand jury in NY today

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2024/12/17/luigi-mangione-brian-thompson-murder-new-york-extradition.html(this is an imageboard)

No. 454083

>>454078
Thanks! This is actually the first one I made

No. 454084

>>454082
Not surprised. But its not a conviction yet. When that happens I will join the rioters.

No. 454085

>>454054
yeah basically all the infighting/bait here feels like the moids/angry lesbians figured out a way to derail and try to cut the population of this thread since they can't outright insult anyone

No. 454086

>>454085
I cannot imagine any actual lesbians giving a fuck

No. 454087

Does anyone else have a feeling that Luigi didn’t mean to kill Brian Thompson and instead just wanted to cause him back pain/paralysis for the rest of his life? He was behind him and could’ve had a clean head shot, but instead aimed for his legs and back. What a little retard kek

No. 454088

>>454085
>try to cut the population
Their seething only makes me stronger

No. 454089

>>454087
Yep! I feel like it was meant to be symbolic.
He fucked up his back, and much like united healthcare, he didn't care if it killed him

No. 454092

Luigi panting and barking.

No. 454093

File: 1734468620244.jpeg (223.25 KB, 1979x983, IMG_3629.jpeg)

I’d let him bend me over a desk and have his way with me

No. 454094

>>454093
hnnnggg his nose.

No. 454095

>>454093
He is so cute and handsome he should have worn more tank tops

No. 454097

>>454093
His arms are so sexy

No. 454099

>>454082
The document brings up being indicted to murder in the first degree. This is a bump up from the previous charge. Is this going to affect things going forward?

No. 454100

>>454087
>Does anyone else have a feeling that Luigi didn’t mean to kill Brian Thompson and instead just wanted to cause him back pain
his manifesto suggests otherwise

No. 454101

>>453857
I won't be giving them any clicks. I can already see their annoying facial expressions in the thumbnails.

No. 454103

>>454100
This. Why would he go for a headshot when he could reliably aim at his fat back instead? And he shot him in the leg as the CEO was running away iirc

No. 454105

>>454103
yeah aiming for center mass (chest or back) is how cops are trained or whatever, like it's common knowledge to aim for center mass. So I'm not surprised that's what he did.
Nonna has a good point that Luigi could've walked up and finished him with a headshot, yet he didn't.
If I had to guess, it might be because his ghost gun was shit and kept jamming and he felt he had to get out of there.

No. 454109

>>454108
Yes, Luigi is astral projecting to watch his fangirls for entertainment while he’s waiting for his prison grub

No. 454111

>>454080
Next threadpic pls

No. 454112

>>454082
first-degree murder in furtherance of terrorism and 2 counts of second-degree murder? i feel like it’s completely over, the chance of him getting 15 to 20 years has gone out of the window

No. 454113

>>454100
His handwritten, short, sloppy manifesto that was probably written after finding out about the death?

No. 454114

>>454112
anon, please…

No. 454115

>>454112
If you murder one person how do you get charged for three different types of murder, just pick one

No. 454117

>>454112
It's bullshit and I hope his lawyer will be able to argue against it. This shit is nowhere near the same level as the Oklahoma City bombing or what Ted was doing. It just goes to show how privileged these healthcare CEOs really are.

No. 454118

>>454113
Why does his manifesto suck so bad

No. 454119

>>453368
Lol remember when poltards thought Trump was /ourguy/? He's just another capitalist fat cat faggot fearing his own incoming retribution. I was hoping he could be peer pressured into letting Luigi go as a gambit at raising his approval levels but it doesn't seem so.

No. 454120

>>454117
Yep! I'm sorry but this doesn't warrant life in prison. He is NOT a threat to the public just faggot ceos who should live in absolute fear of the people they regularly fuck over anyways.

No. 454121

>>454118
Because sane people don’t know how to write crazy shit naturally

No. 454123

>>454120
He deserves life imprisoned in my bedroom

No. 454124

>>454119
I never could, for the life of me, understand why so many Americans thought Donald Trump of all people was on anyone's side but his own. I feel like it's just fatherless scrot/pick me nlog behavior

No. 454125

>>454114
i feel like shit kek why does this affect me i need to go outside. let's not even talk about the PA charges or the fact that the feds will probably come for him for crossing state lines

No. 454126

>>454123
The perfect reason to keep him around is to make him a personal pussy eating toy

No. 454129

>>454075
This is a different individual.
Like how the shooter is a different individual to the hostel images.

No. 454130

>>454119
I don't think he could do anything anyways because this isn't considered a federal crime. However, even if he could, the guy was almost assassinated and is also part of the billionaire class. There was no way in hell he'd do anything in Luigi's favor. Like for fuck's sake, it's taking this long for the faggot to even consider pardoning his own supporters for J6 when he had the ability to do at the tail end of his first presidency.

To be honest, I don't think any politician would have the guts to even support or pardon Luigi. Billionaires all have a grip on the system.

No. 454131

>>454124
Same nona. It's exactly as you say, it's fatherlessness, these pathetic scrotes need a daddy and Daddy Trump fills that void. Any other justification they apply to it (white working class, his "policies", he's funni, etc) is all just icing on top.
>>454130
You're right nona my hope was a little delusional. I just want our Lulu released so bad…

No. 454132

>>454129
Imagine if the real shooter is out there and mid trial he kills another ceo with bullets that say "cute patsy, feds"

No. 454135

>>454132
Please

No. 454138

>>454086
this site is infested with lescels

No. 454140

>>454138
I think they are prob political lesbians

No. 454141

>>454112
Womp womp, he deserves it. Murder isn’t ok just because the suspect is hot and the victim isn’t perfect.

No. 454142

>>453857
I'm purposely avoiding any video about the matter because i want to protect my peace and i want to have a good time ogling our boy. Normally i love all things true crime, but i just don't care to listen to any moral fags on the issue. I already read some shit articles trying to defend the ceo and the insurance industry as a whole. It reminds me of that stupid suitcase trial that i also avoid because i think the victim deserved it because he was an abuser who finally met a woman who matched his energy.

No. 454143

Where was this thread posted? We were having such a good time in the previous one

No. 454145

>>454143
There’s at least one open male who posts in the burgee thread who had a conniption about Luigi but promptly deleted I can post the cap when I get on the computer. It’s also in the lolcow funny caps thread.

No. 454146

>>454142
I believe that was a genuine accident. Like obvs she zipped him in there intentionally, but I don't think she considered that it's possible to kill someone like that.
She was such a dumbass to not take the plea deal tho. Now she'll be in prison forever

No. 454147

File: 1734472509860.webp (47.62 KB, 960x1440, download.webp)

>He smells that you're on your period and buys you chocolates, and lets you use him as a heating pad

No. 454150

>>454131
when you see the types of guys that orbit trump, in public (Elon, Vance, etc., etc.) and private life, it's obvious that we have a severe fatherlessness and 'semi present but incredibly shitty father' crisis lol. so unfair that women with father issues are made fun of all the time when men with father issues are far more numerous and cause faaaar more harm.

No. 454152

When I hold in my pee and my bladder hits my clit I immediately think about Luigi's dick

No. 454153

>>454152
Based and relatable. When my pussy leaks on its own and I get wet undies I think about his undulating cock.

No. 454154

>>454075
Stop it nonnie I'm tearing up

>>454147
>gross messy bloody on-the-run period sex with luigi

No. 454156

>>454147
finally a version without the cursor airpod

No. 454161

File: 1734474404397.webp (303.72 KB, 522x700, IMG_3613.webp)

>you have your first visit with luigi since he has moved to a maximum security prison
>been exchanging letters for months
>nervous but excited
>he hugs you, feeling his pulsating cock pressed against you
>slowly pushes you against the concrete wall
>he pees himself cause he’s also nervous
>whatever it’s just some pee
>starts taking your clothes off and whispers
>”what I am about to do to you isn’t completely unjust”

No. 454163

>>454161
Kekkkk

No. 454164

>>454161
I would like this

No. 454167

>>454078
>>454075
>>454080
i can’t decide which one of these needs to be our next threadpic keek

No. 454168

>>454167
one of the happy/cute ones, we ALL need to be praying/manifesting the best for him on his upcoming hearing this thursday

No. 454169

>>454168
I still want to see him get manhandled though. I wonder if the same deep sadness will be visible in his gaze

No. 454170

>>454146
Sorry for being horribly off topic, but i wish she took that deal too, she would just own her mistake and she probably would have been out in 20 years.

No. 454171

File: 1734475591625.gif (219.67 KB, 333x500, mamamia.gif)

I made one, It's not thread pic material but I enjoyed using the anonny kissing gif

No. 454172

>>454171
I can't get over how handsome he is in this picture.

No. 454173

>>454172
It's my absolute favorite

No. 454176

>>454171
love this he looks so cute

No. 454178

>>454171
can you make it with the long haired pic? plsss

No. 454180

File: 1734476916559.png (9.58 KB, 1417x75, derailing.png)

Reminder

No. 454183

File: 1734477065358.png (1.18 MB, 1170x1227, wong.png)

You know what else is terrorism?

No. 454184

>>454167
They all seem like they're mocking him except this one >>454171 which accurately channels the feeling of Luigi adoration as it is pure in heart and spirit

No. 454185

File: 1734477083679.jpg (1.26 MB, 1993x2390, SLEVARMSAQXS2NUT6PYAJP5U4A.jpg)

very nice back. he needs some minoxidil before it's too late

No. 454186

>>454185
mmmmm shoulders

No. 454187

>>454185
veiny wrist
giant hand

No. 454188

>>454185
omfg is this new did you just see him?

No. 454189

>>454185
just noticed he doesn’t have any shoes on, my sweet prince was probably cold and tired, they could have at least given him a coat and a pair of those prison slides

No. 454190

>>454188
NTA it's a new angle but clearly from the same day he was arrested

No. 454191

>>454185
no one carried him to make sure his socks wouldn't get severely dampened….

No. 454192

>>454191
Yeah wait why the fuck is he in socks?!

No. 454193

>>454191
samefag: wait, are those shoes?

No. 454194

>>454190
oh i remember him being in the orange jumpsuit from the day he was arrested

No. 454196

>>454193
Those are definitely socks

No. 454197

>>454194
He wasn't arrested in an orange jumpsuit though, geez pay attention it's clearly the same day as >>454161 soggy socks and all

No. 454198

>>454192
two cops held him down while the other tickled his feet before getting him off..

No. 454201

>>454198
Then he peed… holy shit it all adds up

No. 454202

File: 1734477776522.jpg (17.31 KB, 640x419, Gem899sXQAABGp7.jpg)

>>454186
perfect
>>454187
his hands are huge
>>454188
i've had it saved for a couple days and realized it hadn't been posted yet

No. 454203

>>454185
Moids see this image and say he's 5'6''

No. 454204

File: 1734477852947.webp (103.97 KB, 440x247, Shooting_of_Brian_Thompson_CCT…)

how the fuck did brian not notice luigi…? or the guy standing in the corner right there

No. 454205

>>454201
kekkkk

No. 454206

>>454204
He's a big fat rich bastard who thinks he's above everyone else, also I don't think he cares about seeing a random woman on the street going about her business.

No. 454207

>>454203
without shoes too, ugly moids can keep coping

No. 454208

>>454206
Ok yes i get that and everything but surely he couldve been able to see luigis shadow? and even if he didn’t see it, feel his presence behind him? like i can feel strangers behind me all the time when i’m walking on the sidewalk, i feel like he had to have noticed a stranger pointing a gun at him. an image like this really makes me feel like luigi is just a patsy or some shit

No. 454209

>>454208
He's too out of touch to feel presence anymore as he has sold his soul to the money demons, and also you can clearly see his shadow is not visible from that far ahead

No. 454211

>>454161
NYfags are so lucky.
>>454171
art, nonny.
>>454203
i can't believe they were trying to push he was 5'6 or 5'7 as if that would've made him less attractive. HURR TAKE THAT FEMOIDS! he's still sexy and he would've been perfect kissing height for me anyway. face to face eye contact, my god. they're just so embarrassing.

No. 454212

>>454211
I don't give a shit either but it's such a dumb thing to say when he's clearly very tall. Might as well start a rumor that he's black

No. 454213

>>454204
that fat cunt was immersed in thinking what kind of plan hell come up to make more money off of the american working class to impress his billionnaire friend at the eating party he was about to attend

No. 454214

>>454212
nta, i saw old fucks on twitter saying that he's half black kek

No. 454215

>>454214
I have a hard time believing old people have never seen an Italian before, they should stick to what they know and call him a dago wop

No. 454216

>>454132
if true then i need a threesome. now.

No. 454217

File: 1734478696812.png (55.23 KB, 400x240, 4203679560.png)

>>454202
I'm not trying to sound like June Lapine but it is genuinely intimidating how large those hands are and he has turned out to be, as a man. I was kind of more comfortable with Tiny Luigi because now he is so monolithic in every way possible. I'm more sexually attracted to him now than ever before though, obviously

No. 454218

>>454185
This angle really shows how much weight he lost, also holy shit I thought I saw a thinning patch in the videos but thought it was the lighting, I hope his forehead isn't going the same way… at that point a shaved Wiwi would be hot too. Praying some nonna can smuggle in some hair growth serum on their conjugal visit to him

No. 454219

>>454218
Mmm sexy skinny starved mental and physical decay Wigi… love to see it

No. 454220

>>454218
rubbing his shaved head and whispering incantations to it so he will always feel loved and cared for.

No. 454221

Spanking his bare ass in the prison cell until he pisses himself

No. 454223

Nonnies, I am borderline asexual and feel no physical attraction outside of very, very, very rare circumstances, and none of those circumstances ever involve strangers/celebrities. Despite this, I have the hots for Luigi and it feels so good to see pics of him. Wish I felt this regularly but whatever. Thanks weegee!

No. 454224

>>454219
>>454220
Ugh I bet he's all lean and bony under his baggy clothes, skinny schizomaxxing bald Wigi is now my dream man (Secretly hoping he gets a nice haircut to look sane during his hearings and looks all tall and broody in his prison outfit)

No. 454225

Also samefag but I just realised we might never get another smiling photo of him again… my heart is breaking

No. 454226

>>454224
Lean but I doubt he's bony. He also should not cut his hair he should let it grow out a little bit, but keep shaving. He should definitely be broody though. Maybe accidentally show a little dick bulge.

No. 454227

>>454224
I want him to grow his hair out, I think he looks best in the recent pics where it's going all over the place purely because it's longer and his curls get a chance to shine and flow. Having a hair texture that nice and choosing to hide it by keeping it really short is a CRIME. But if he grew it out he'd need a good cut still.

No. 454228

>>454225
Imagine we do but you can see a lil hint of desperation and pain in his eyes.

No. 454229

>>454227
I just hope they keep it trimmed neatly so he's not sporting a curly Manson hairstyle by the time he goes to trial. Secretly hoping he maintains his looks for the next couple years at least

>>454228
It'll never be his adorable eye smile that he did though. Although to be honest any pictures of him at this point would be a blessing, they really spoiled us with his prison photoshoots so I'm manifesting more leaked photos or jail cell pictures for us

No. 454231

File: 1734479668282.jpg (1013.24 KB, 2869x2864, pet the luigi.jpg)

Hand holding with Luigi.

No. 454232

>>454231
Yes and then violently fuck him for 88 hours

No. 454233

>>454141
>victim isn't perfect
There's "not perfect" and then there's active compliance in destroying countless lives of people who depend on you.
This isn't some guy who said some edgy shit online. Brian Thomson is essentially a legally protected mob boss. Like some sort of cartel leader who robs the poor and makes their lives hell if they don't pay their dues that they have no way of getting out of.

Now go fuck off.

No. 454235

File: 1734479794361.jpg (321.92 KB, 1080x1570, 1000062490.jpg)

He's gonna be able to buy so many profile decorations when he gets out!

Also kek at the mind blown and slow clap awards

No. 454236

>>454232
I'm just now thinking about the state of his cock will be in after everynonny gets their turn.

No. 454237

>>454236
From what I know about how moid cocks shrink after too much sex unfortunately his will go from 16 inches to the size of a scab.

No. 454240

>>454237
I think the best coarse of action for the benefit of all nonas is a lot of edging. Keep actual penetration and ejaculation to a minimum. All sperm must be harvested in vials to be distributed evenly to the masses.

All milking session should also be filmed for archival purposes.

No. 454241

File: 1734480131714.jpg (41.28 KB, 587x265, image0.jpg)

>>454239
Taking notes

No. 454243

>>454237
Flicking the scab, crushing the scab, kissing the scab.

No. 454245

>>454229
>manson
His curl pattern is too beautiful for him to ever look like that! On a related note, I was wondering what beauty products he used, if any, since I was thinking about how annoying it'd be to not be able to access your favorite products when behind bars kek. Maybe he didn't use any, but since he was so into self-care in general I can't imagine him not at least using a cheap moisturizer and curl cream. Imagine weegee in front of the mirror every night using a gentle cleanser and slathering his face with a rich cream though…

No. 454248

>>454245
I dont know how to answer this other than say my cum

No. 454250

>>454245
I will exfoliate luigis scalp every night during our ritual cunnilingus sessions.

No. 454254

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No. 454255

>>454185
The broad shoulders, so fine. It's a shame about the start of balding in the back and at the front. Men start to hit the wall at 25 - 26. It's interesting that he literally hit the wall in the orange jumpsuit. It all seems too good to be true and rehearsed. I would not be surprised if the FBI or some other agency looked at lolcow and crafted a perfect persona for us to simp over. Like a another nonna mentioned it would be to counter the 4b movement.
It would not be that surprising if this is all a false flag considering the guy in the Starbucks/shooting footage is a different person.

No. 454259

>>454255
>counter the 4B movement
they are doing a shitty job. Sure, now we have standards instead of no to anyone. But they have to be hot italian twunks who shoot evil cooperate elite and dont have overt misogyny on their social media.
Unfortunately if the government really wants more workers they are going to have to donate luigi to the masses as breeding stock.
Otherwise I just dont think there are any other scrots worth sexoing.

Its joever for moids

No. 454260

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No. 454263

File: 1734481983697.png (512.23 KB, 384x513, 7867678678876.PNG)

Do you guys like my Breloom I need to level him up so we can beat the Elite 4

No. 454264

>>454255
He isn't really balding in the front, it's just a male hairline. He has a tiny forehead. Hope the back of his head remains intact though. Plus this only strengthens the 4b movement because Wigi is in jail kek
>>454260
I fucking need this. I would buy this.

No. 454265


No. 454266

>>454263
Based!
is this black and white?

No. 454267

>>454263
I want a breloom plush….

No. 454268

>>454260
Based Japs

No. 454269

File: 1734482266660.jpg (193.77 KB, 1899x1906, 1734219492080.jpg)

So do we know who drew this

No. 454270

>>454260
Unfathomably based

No. 454271

>>454259
>donate luigi to the masses as breeding stock.
Finally something for the female gaze

No. 454273

>>454269
That fucking Mr Beast chick who draws her oc macking on Critical

No. 454274


No. 454275

>>454273
Kek nooo I thought I recognized the style. Well she can draw more Luigi I don't mind. She made his pupils way too small though

No. 454276

>>454273
KEKKKKK
She can't keep getting away with it!

No. 454277

File: 1734482543427.png (9.13 MB, 2508x3541, 2fae59c4befcb9e79c69622b73f07e…)

>>454266
Yes! I'm replaying White right now and Shroomish doesn't appear on that game so I had to soft reset the swarm mechanic on my finished Black game and then use local trading to get him onto my White cartridge kek. Grass + Fighting is an interesting combo and I'm excited to level him up. Cute mushroom dino weegee

No. 454278

>>454276
She needs to rebrand by drawing only Wigi and learn how to give him pupils

No. 454280

>>454268
she's white.

No. 454285

Imagine sensually kissing Luigi and he starts squirming excitedly and smiling during the kiss and you think he's popped a gigantic pulsating boner but instead he just starts excitably ranting about the intelligence of the American people and our lived experience, thereby ruining the mood. But he is really cute and smiling and his eyes are glowing feverishly. Speaking of, I read that during the talk with his initial lawyer, the male one, that he was seen swiveling in the chair and sometimes smiling, and speaking confidently.

No. 454287

>>454285
I miss teasing a man during the stage where he isn't sure if I like him or not yet, man, I'm jonesing for some sexual tension. Hugging weegee and pressing myself against him until I feel a bulge and he gets all embarrassed and I pretend to not notice and ask him what's wrong and he just gets even more embarrassed and tries pulling his shirt over his lap.

No. 454288

>>454260
based, i would buy this

No. 454289

>>454285
Am i just a male-female? I want him to lay his head on my lap and talk to me about his hopes for the future while I stroke his curly hair

No. 454291

>>454289
What is a male-female

No. 454296

>>454291
60s schizo slang for pickme

No. 454298

File: 1734485048674.png (1019.31 KB, 1282x1058, 118.png)

>>454289
>am i male-brained for wanting to cuddle

No. 454299

>>454296
Hm, I don't know if it's pick-me to want to have his face in your lap, different strokes for different folks personally I want to watch him manically pace around my room giving a soliloquy and then he turns to me and goes "do you agree?" and I give a basic answer and his eyes start shining and he goes "you're the only one who understands me!" then takes my pants off and eats it.
>>454298
KEK

No. 454302

>>454299
Idk I think he actually wants to be listened to. I feel like a lot of people in his life just glaze over when he would go on his schizo ramblings and thats why he left them all behind.
I genuinely want to engage in conversation with him. I feel like it might be a daunting task because he is a moid and is infected with his accursed Y chromosome but I wanna give it the college try. I feel like behind those small gametes might actually be a soul worth bonding with.

I also want his head on my lap and my hands running through his hair. I wonder how long it would take before he could smell my ovulation.

No. 454303

>>454302
Yeah I'd let him schizo ramble I just said that. Then he can eat my pussy.

No. 454304

File: 1734485498553.jpeg (266.23 KB, 1920x1080, IMG_6847.jpeg)

Is anyone else here extremely jealous and possessive and you also want Luigi to spend the rest of his life in ADX Florence, so no other hoe ever touches him again? idk what’s wrong with me tbh. My brain has already made it out that I have known him for years and we already fucked and had 2 children together. I don’t want to share him with other fangirls

No. 454305

>>454299
>and I give a basic answer and his eyes start shining and he goes "you're the only one who understands me!"
his tail would be wagging.

No. 454306

>>454303
No nona theres a difference between a one sided conversation and actual discussion between two listeners and speakers!
I dont want him to talk at me. I wanna pick his brain and I want him to consider my input as well.
>>454304
dont be greedy he killed for commie reasons his body will be evenly distributed commie style

No. 454308

>>454306
I want both, then he eats my vagina

No. 454313

>>454260
i kneel

No. 454317

just saw the terrorism charge and thought of all of you. hang in there, nonas

No. 454318

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>>454317
Thank you.

No. 454319

>>454317
Could he get death penalty for this? Nonas I'm scared.

No. 454320

>>454317
That is such fucking bullshit.
If they try to hurt luigi I will fucking go batshit. I will fucking go postal.

No. 454321

>>454317
this is what Brian Johnson or whatever the fuck his name is should’ve been getting charged with

No. 454322

>>454304
i don't mind sharing him with other nonnies but it pisses me off so badly thinking about other women or worse, fags wanting him. if they send him to adx, we'll probably never see or hear from him ever again and that'd be very sad. plus, his back pain worries me and i've heard no doctor will help you there

No. 454323

>>454319
new york outlawed capital punishment, so no. the feds would have to step in

No. 454324

>>454322
I hope if they punish him super harshly it emboldens America more to push back. They can't make an example out of him without martyring him. The feds and media will try very hard to discredit him and make us fight each other based on race, culture, 'identity' bullshit while the fat fuck CEOs get to basically sit on a mountain of bones.

No. 454326

>>454322
can’t criminals in maximum security prisons receive letters too

No. 454328

>>454322
THEY CANT DO THAT! NONA!!! NONA THEY CANT DO THAT! I figured at worst they'd give my baby boy the Kaczynski treatment. They can't silence him!!!
>>454324
Unironically I would fight and die for him. It's not about him, but his cause and his nobility and selflessness.

No. 454330

>>454322
The severity of his back pain makes me genuinely concerned about him being a high suicide risk tbh, I don't want to even think about that though and he's proven himself to be extremely mentally stable (funny to say about someone who killed a man, I know, but he was nothing but methodological and coherent about it)

No. 454331

File: 1734487240759.jpeg (186.11 KB, 1080x1466, IMG_8498.jpeg)

What are we lyme-literate nonnas thinking kek

No. 454332

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No. 454333

>>454332
I am going to kill myself if he's put in conditions like this.

No. 454335

>>454332
I'm trying so hard to not fedpost, I want to do something ANYTHING

No. 454336

Also, how come shooting a CEO is terrorism but not shooting up a school or committing a mass shooting? Hmm

No. 454337

>>454322
I worry about him too, if they are charging him with terrorism he’ll probably end up at ADX which is the final destination for most terrorists, he truly sacrificed himself and the life he had ahead for him for this cause, moids would never have the balls to do what weegee did.

No. 454338

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>>454330
NO!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO GOD NO! I cant go on if luigi dies in vain! NOOOOOOOOO NOOOO!!!!!

No. 454339

>>454333
>>454337
same, i thought him being sent there wouldn't be as bad until i read about people who have been there and changed my opinion. i also read they only have one hour a day outside their cell and they don't even see the sun, they just send them to a bigger cell, what an utter fucking joke. i'd rather him being at rikers with all the cockroaches

No. 454341

>>454339
>>454337
They really are trying to make a fucking example out of him. Terrorism my ass. That fat fuck CEO was a terrorist. Plenty of perpetrators of mass shootings can be labeled as terrorists before Luigi, who assassinated one person.
Although, I've noticed the definition of 'terrorism' has become so loose nowadays. America would label our own founding fathers terrorists if they existed today. I stand by that.

No. 454342

>>454339
GOD DAMMIT IM TIRED OF BEING SOME USELESS FUCKING DUMB LIVESTOCK FOR THIS SHIT ASS COUNTRY THAT JUST RAPES US. ITS A RAPIST COUNTRY AND LUIGI IS THE ONE GUY WITH THE BALLS TO KILL ONE OF THE RAPISTS AND SOMEHOW HES A TERRORIST?!
HE SHOULDNT BE IN PRISON! ALL OF THOSE CEOS SHOULD BE LOCKED UP AND PAYING HIM AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE REPARATIONS FOR THEIR CRIMES.
LUIGI NEEDS TO BE SOMEWHERE SAFE WRITING A BOOK ABOUT HIS BELIEFS AND EXPERIENCES!!!!
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I CANT STAND THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 454343

I want to kms.

No. 454344

>>454336
they're dumb monkeys, simple as. for it to qualify as terrorism, it'd have to be explicitly political and even though dylann roof killed 9 people and his reason was political, they still didn't charge him with terrorism so what gives? in what world is the pig ceo a political figure?

No. 454346

>>454341
that is sadly what the government is trying to do, to instill fear and have the public comply. I’m praying for our weegee and his safety, I’ve rarely shown sympathy towards anything but he seems to pull at my heartstrings.

No. 454347

>>454344
>in what world is a pig CEO a political figure
Nona…

No. 454348

>>454344
American government telling on themselves, that's what
>>454347
You're going to say lobbyists, right?

No. 454349

>>454348
Not that anon, but that's exactly how i was going to reply until you wrote this.

No. 454350

>>454347
kek, they use the word terrorism at their convenience anyway

No. 454351

>>454183
I'm still not over them claiming it's terrorism. Terrorizing literally who? Piece of shit bastards? Hilarious to claim it's an act of terror when Luigi is America's sweetheart and this assassination has brought us all together more than anything since 9/11 (an actual act of terror)

No. 454352

>>454351
They better drop the terrorism charges it’s retarded

No. 454354

>>454351
Exactly this. i've never seen the right and left and people of every creed more united than this. I think this makes the US government very afraid. They benefit greatly when we are all too busy bickering about race, gender and religion and need our hatred for each other to continue to fuck everyone over.

No. 454355

I hate this gay earth

No. 454356

>>454354
Listen, all Im saying is that if americans can sperg out hard over divisive things like trump not winning in 2020 and a woman beating fentanyl addict being killed by the police, the people in power need to be very afraid.
Luigi is a good boy who just wants to end medical bankruptcy in this country. His demands are simple and reasonable. I stand behind them, but I also demand that americas boyfriend go free because it wasn't murder it was self defense.
At worst I will tolerate 5 years in a cushy minimum security prison where weegee can write his book.

No. 454357

>>454331
>>454332
if luigi is allowed to receive letters, i encourage all of you who want to to try and shoot your shot. Seriously. pen him a good, not too long letter and send him a good picture of yourself because he might love you!

No. 454358

>>454356
Also I want luigis minimum security prison to have a room where he can address his followers from his window and talk about his hopes and dreams for american for an hour once a week

No. 454359

The elites might think this will quell spirits but this will only make the public more mad

No. 454361

>>454359
honestly their best plan of action at this point would be to free wee wee and give medicare for all. If they do that then it will save them a lot of trouble. They will still be rich assholes at the end of the day.

No. 454364

>>454167
>>454168
Maybe nona's shrine? >>451281

No. 454368

Fuck I got into an argument with my mother about Luigi's terrorism charge. She had the gall to defend it, saying he caused hysteria among CEOs (taking down their bios n shit), and that we shouldn't care and just work with what the system has given us, plus that he didnt change anything. I want to rip out my hair at her rolling over and letting the system fuck her for the past 40 years. Also she called him average looking. I'm going to pray at my shrine, fuck this and fuck old people for letting it get this bad in the first place.

No. 454369

File: 1734491558802.png (1.47 MB, 1110x740, Bengladesh prime minister hous…)

>>454368
I screamed at my dad and called him a handmaiden when he said Luigi needed to get the electric chair. I don't think I've ever yelled at my dad like that in my life. I think I actually scared him a bit when I said shit like 'there is a revolution on the rise' and 'I've never felt radicalized before in my life until now'
Which is true. I never gave a shit about anything and always felt hopeless until Luigi shot that ceo faggot dead and reminded the working class that they are Americans first and our oppressors are flesh and blood like us, but also we wildly outnumber them,

If Bangladesh could scare their prime minister out of her mansion with just sticks and rocks and shit. We can definitely scare the ruling class.

No. 454371

>>454369
>Which is true. I never gave a shit about anything and always felt hopeless until Luigi shot that ceo faggot dead
EXACTLY! It feels like a fire has been lit under my ass; there's a deep desire in my soul for justice that never rose until now. I love my mom but she's now a "ignore it, it dosen't effect me" type. She wasn't like this before she used to be spry, going out everyday, exercising, taking our family new places every summer. She goes on and on about how her southern roots made her strong but after working for a corporation for the past 15 years has rotted away any semblance of a free and thinking and feeling soul. It's genuinely making me upset to realize this just now. I hope there is anons parents out there who see the lies for what it is…

No. 454375

>>454371
My dad was always a conservitard bootlicker who is a faux news addict. Imagine right wing mainstream media propaganda blaring on the radio and tv 24/7.
When I was a kid and I'd ask questions about their political views it wasn't uncommon for me to get verbally (or sometimes physically) shut down.
If there's a revolution, I'll try to get my parents to see the errors of their ways and take sides with the American people, but I will accept the more realistic scenario that they remain stubbornly loyal to the divisive ruling class until the bitter end.
For once, I want to believe the real Americans are truly united. I believe that the long burdening privatized health insurance question can be answered peacefully, but with Trump in office, I'm accepting the very real possibility of resistance

No. 454376

>>454369
>called my dad a handmaiden
Kek…i love being reminded how stupid some nonnies are

No. 454377

it's not worth fighting with family over this

No. 454378

>>454377
Depends on the family.

No. 454381

>>453384
>>454223

same here, haven't felt attraction to a man in like 2 years but this is really doing something to me especially for a man i've never met

No. 454382

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>>454357
Address it from Nona so the prison staff will think it's a letter from his grandma.

No. 454386

i can't help but wonder how he's feeling right now… i feel so bad for him. all alone in a tiny, cold cell and facing these extreme charges.

No. 454394

>>454386
If I were him I'd be fucking scared out of my mind.
I know that he never expected himself to be in prison. Maybe he tried to prepare himself for it while planning the killing (if he did it) but otherwise I'm sure this wasn't what he had in store.
He's definitely scared. But if he's the killer. Like, if I was the killer and I was caught, I'd still feel vindicated in what I did.
This all just makes me mad at our oligarchy. This cute boy could have been making the world a better place in other ways if these shithead cooperations weren't so obsessed with impoverishing and killing grandmas for unnecessary profit.
I wish I could hold his hand tho… His gigantic hand….

No. 454397

>>454223
I feel like the surge of asexuality has come with the fact that 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of moids are lame and pathetic. Like, it's not really Luigi's looks. Don't get me wrong he is adorable like a lovable little Italian puppy dog. But if he was just another tech bro destined for the meat grinder, or even some Hollywood actor, I wouldn't feel much for him.
His actions touch my heart more than anything. It makes him almost otherworldly in the way he's abandoned his earthly attachments, including his freedom, to spark hope in the American people that change is possible.

No. 454399

>>454369
>>454368
I am so glad both of my parents, even my somewhat conservative dad, think Luigi's actions were justified.

No. 454408

File: 1734498956795.png (156.33 KB, 2280x1298, googlesearchtrendluigi.png)

The internet is moving on from Luigi and while I wished his actions became the catalyst for months long healthcare riots the fucked up Luigiwife side of me is glad his simps on tiktok and twt are forgetting about him so I have a chance at maybe getting a response when I send him the perfect letter I've drafted kek I know some of you are writing letters too so if luck isn't on my side hopefully its on yours, if a farmer manages to get a reply from him celebrations are in order.

No. 454409

>>454408
Listen pol's obsession with the 15 year old autistic girl shooter has died down which is saying something.
Also this is google searches, most people are discussing him on youtube, reddit, etc. They don't need to use google for luigi unless they are looking for new sexo images which would be like "Luigi Mangione ai porn deepfake" etc.

No. 454411

currently writing a weegee fic, he has sparked my creativity and is my muse, thank you weegee for helping me with this long creative block I’ve had for months

No. 454412

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No. 454413

>>454411
Post it when you're done

No. 454414

>>454410
I don't like Y/N fic but I love the thought of him having fic written about him. I'm into omo so maybe a solo thing where he gets denied bathroom access in jail?

No. 454415

>>454408
Are there really any nonas here who will write him? No disrespect, I'm just curious. Is it because he's hot, because of the crime, because he's a criminal in general, a mix? Have any of you ever written to a man in jail before?

No. 454416

>>454415
I have never ever even remotely been interested in writing a man in jail.
I really wanna write to him. But I'm a combination of scared and intimidated because a lot of other nonas will wanna write to him.

No. 454417

>>454415
i think i’m gonna send him a letter but not a flirtatious one, i’m just going to remind him that the american people are standing behind him and admire his beauty, genius, and bravery

No. 454418

>>454415
I am strongly considering it because I want to give him some encouragement. He did nothing wrong and I just hope that writing and drawing something for him will help him feel even a little bit better. It does help he is attractive but I expect no reciprocation.

No. 454422

He needs to make his own version of vidrel for his trial.

No. 454423

>>454223
The is the first time i've found a man attractive outside the context of an actor playing a character in my whole nearly 30 years of life. Says a lot about the state of males of the 21st century.

No. 454424

if you write him i would suggest you not talk about the crime. if you do your letter probably won't reach him.

No. 454426

>>454422
It sounds good in theory but the end result would be too trannish imo

No. 454429

>>454423
I'm a millenial and I grew up with the uggo male celebrity 90s psyop. I wondered if I was a lesbian because every single moid band made me want to gouge my eyes out.
Imo Luigi looks better than the hottest actors out there, even just on a visual level. Probably because the soul wasn't zogged out of him by pedowood.
I love that he lived a relatively normal life. If he gets out I'm actually praying for him to carve out a nice peaceful life in the wilderness somewhere. He doesn't really come off as a huge attention whore. Mildly extroverted but super introspective

No. 454431

>>454422
i think him just sitting there and looking pretty is enough kek

No. 454434

File: 1734503292641.webp (17.23 KB, 1024x781, IMG_3631.webp)

Part 1:

You're at Penn Station, waiting for the train to Philadelphia to board, and all you're thinking about is going home to rest after a long week at your parents’ place, you love visiting them, but it can be exhausting having to hear the same round of questions each time.

"When will you get into a relationship?" "Why haven't you tried to put yourself out there?" "Will we ever get any grandchildren?"

Quite frankly, you haven't found anyone who has truly fulfilled you, and every guy you have been on a date with has been disappointing and disgusting, to say the least. Thus, you have given up on putting any effort into dating.

"Now boarding the train to Philidelphia, please have your tickets ready!" Finally, you think. You board the train and situate yourself in the back of the passenger car, a quiet corner away from prying eyes. They make a last call for passengers to board the train, from the window seat, you see a hooded figure book it for the train before they close the doors. Luckily, making it to the train on time and also sitting near you in a half-empty passenger car, which isn't strange, but it keeps you on alert. You can hear his panting as he tries to catch his breath underneath his mask.

"Hey, are you okay?" You ask him, "I'm fine, thanks" he replies, but he doesn't sound like it. You hand him your water bottle "Here, this should help you a bit" he sheepishly grabs it from your hand and starts chugging it, as you feel the relief it has brought to him. "Thank you, I needed that" he says "I can tell" you reply and smile at him. You weren't sure if he was smiling under his mask but his eyes told another story, one of exhaustion and lack of sleep. "You seem tired, if you want to take a nap during the train ride I can keep an eye on your backpack, no pressure though" you tell him, he seems to think about it and puts some thought into it, “Uh, I don't want to put that burden on you…" his sentence trails off "seriously, I don't mind" you reply "you're very sweet, are you always this nice to strangers?" "not really, I guess there is something different about you.” he hands you his backpack, sleek design and a bit heavy. You put it under your seat, and you turn around to see he has dozed off. There was a sense of peace that radiated from him and also an attraction that lingered.

As the hour and a half went by, the train had finally reached its final destination, and the man whose backpack you were taking care of was still asleep. You get up and go to wake him up, but before you can, he instantly awakes from his slumber, a bit jumpy. “Hey, we’re in Philidelphia, here’s your backpack.” you hand his backpack back to him “I appreciate you helping me out, I’m sorry I can’t repay the favor.” “I wasn’t expecting you to just hope you got some much needed rest, I have to go now but it was nice meeting you, even if it was for a short amount of time.” As you start to leave the passenger car you hear a faint “It was nice meeting you too…”

All you can think of now is getting back home to your apartment and also getting some much needed rest. As you’re heading towards the exit of the station, a soft hand touches your shoulder and you immediately turn around to see it’s the masked man from the train. “I forgot to ask you if there are any hostels nearby that you know of where I can stay at?” “oh, I’m sorry there isn’t any that I know of and probably not the answer you wanted to hear” “it’s okay I understand, thank you anyways” as he turns around to leave you blurt out “Wait! why don’t you stay at my place for the night?” never in a million years would you imagine inviting a stranger to your home especially to spend the night but you did and all you can do is hope and put your trust into this person that they won’t harm you. “I’ll take you up on that offer, I just need a place to rest and I’ll be out of your hair early in the morning”

No. 454435

Comforting Luigi.

No. 454436


No. 454437

>>454436
the tippy toes and him not wanting to ruin the presentation!! He's SO CUTE. I found more videos nonnas if you want me to share.

No. 454438

>>454434
I like it so far, anon! Keep goinggg. Please.
>>454437
Yes please!! I want to kiss his nose. God.

No. 454440


No. 454441

>>454434
omg making him breakfast the next day and encouraging him to stay longer

No. 454442

File: 1734504116363.webm (127.58 KB, 574x530, Cutieee pie.webm)

>>454436
Holy shit he’s adorable

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No. 454444

>>454436
I'm such a piece of shit. I hate all his friends. Something about this makes me feel like he just doesn't belong…
But maybe its just me and my selfishness…

No. 454445

>>454443
ignore the faggot song playing, also I want to kill that girl kek.

No. 454446

>>454415
I have a crush on him in the same way id have a crush on a fictional character, im not retarded I know he's a real person that killed someone but writing a letter feels like interactive fanfiction and I get to be y/n. Plus if I were in jail with nothing to do reading fan letters and words of encouragement would be the highlight of my day.

No. 454447

>>454445
okay last one I think

No. 454448

>>454447
nose
nose
nose
nose
nose

No. 454449

>>454445
premium pickme cringe

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No. 454451

>>454445
I’m going yandere too
oh my fucking GOD seeing him get up and getting a look look at his physique makes me want to choke on him I NEED him so fucking bad

No. 454452

>>454445
there is a sadness to his eyes, he’s smiling and all but not totally there

No. 454453

>>454444
he said his family and friends weren't on his wavelength so you're not wrong
>>454445
and people want us to believe they were just friends, yeah right don't piss me off

No. 454455

Picking Luigi's nose during a hike when craving a snack.

No. 454456

>>454453
I honestly do get friend vibes. It seems like she's in love with him and he's completely uninterested romantically. I also think it's two asian girls not one.

No. 454459

File: 1734505448720.png (955.13 KB, 716x756, Screen Shot 2024-12-18 at 1.01…)


No. 454461

At this rate I'm going to be here all night. Tell me when to stop.

No. 454462

>>454319
This might be psychotic of me but would anyone else almost prefer he got death rather than having to spend the rest of his life in jail? Like it would be much better to have him go out a hero than be forced to spend the next 60 years in a cage all alone eating gross food.

>>454331
The munchie thing is the only genuine turn-off for me lol

No. 454464

>>454434
more please

No. 454466

>>454456
i see it, but then i think it's just my wishful thinking
>>454462
prisoners spend about 20 years waiting on death row so it's still a long time

No. 454467

>>454462
I couldn't deal with either The death penalty is fucked up. They don't have doctors oversee lethal injections and oftentimes the prisoners will be alive and slowly paralyzed for hours slowly suffocating unable to say or do anything.
I can't stomach it.
They won't execute him. If they do people will go completely apeshit.
He doesn't deserve anything more than the OJ Simpson treatment

My beautiful baby boy… Why do the scrots in power hate their own species so much?

No. 454469

How do people think he's a munchie? He was valedictorian, had a masters in engineering, had a ton of friends, is cute, etc. I don't get it. He had no reason to feel the need to resort to being a munchie for attention. Also, his roommate said he used to wake up screaming from how much pain he was in.

No. 454471

>>454469
Not the back stuff but I'm pretty sure he posted on reddit about having Lyme, IBS, and brain fog. But this might have been several years ago.

No. 454473

>>454453
See like… I wanna be on his wavelength. Not in a sexual way but like I genuinely want to understand him. Like countless others, I know how that feels to not really fit in with your loved ones. The pain of being in a group of people you call friends, but you can't really say what you wanna say or talk about how you feel because if you do either everyone just looks at you like you're some sort of freak and shut you down for being weird.
It's not necessarily their fault. We are conditioned to be that way. As a whole, most people can be very kind and generous but timid because of our capitalistic industrialization and over socialization.
We're scared to offend, but without saying scandalous, offensive things, nothing gets accomplished.

Oh Luigi. I wish you hadn't acted alone. We could have worked together. I would gladly go to prison as your accomplice. But I know that's not what you wanted. I know he wasn't in it for the 'high score' like some sort of crazed gunman. He wanted to send a message. While I think deep down he wanted to take out more health insurance fat cats to further rock the boat, his 'crime' was a work of art.

But I don't know. If I could wish for anything it would be that Sanders got in office in 2016 and idfk somehow got medicare for all passed. Even if it meant never having to know Luigi. I'd rather he be freed and made an impact on the world in a different way.

I'll fight for your wish on the outside, Luigi! Maybe in that way, I'll find a way to be understood.

No. 454476

>>454445
Killing myself

No. 454478

File: 1734507457288.jpeg (85.3 KB, 1858x1045, IMG_3633.jpeg)

Part 2:

You both get into a taxi back to your place; the ride home is a bit awkward, but you seem at ease in his presence, even though he has not put down his mask the entire trip from NYC to Philidelphia and on the way to your apartment, the only distinct feature on him is his bushy eyebrows. When you arrive at your place, he still has his mask and hoodie on, as if he is trying to hide himself not just from you but the world.

“It’s okay, you can take your mask and hoodie off, we’re on the top floor of the apartment building so there is tons of privacy” he takes off his hoodie, revealing his short and curly black hair but hesitates to take off his mask, you slowly reach towards him as you go to unhinge the mask straps from behind his ears and let it drop to the floor, finally seeing his identity once and for all. You both lock eyes on each other, who knew the man behind the mask was hiding such a beautiful face, with lips that were calling for you to press against yours. “Sorry I-“ he cuts you off “it’s no big deal, we can trust each other” you can feel your face warm up from what you just did but clearly he didn’t seem to mind it. “Please feel free to shower, I should have a spare towel around for you, I’ll bring it over once I find it” he nods at you, goes into the bathroom and starts up the shower. You finally find the spare towel and knock on the door, opening it ajar “I have that towel for you, I’ll just leave it on the…counter…” your words trail off as you catch a glimpse of his nude body from the foggy mirror and you immediately leave the towel and shut the bathroom door.

When he steps out from the bathroom with the towel wrapped around his waist, he says “I saw you catch a glimpse” but even though you deny it, your face says otherwise. “like I said before, we can trust each other, right?” You nod as he slowly approaches you, backing you against the wall, although this should set off alarms and make you run for your own safety, it doesn’t and you’re frozen. You want this to happen, this is the excitement you’ve been waiting for a long time and he is the one who has ignited that spark.

“I don’t think I can hold back my desire for you any longer” you say as you reach towards him and lock your lips with his. Your nails dig into his back as you start wrapping your legs around his waist, making the towel fall off and exposing his modesty. Without parting from each other’s lips, he carries you towards the bed and gently places you on the soft sheets and pillows that caress your skin the moment they make contact just like his body and yours.

When you reach down to grab his cock, he pushes your hand away and makes his way between your thighs. Everything around you feels hazy as he works his tongue against your clit and in that moment of haze you look down to see him stroking himself, getting pleasure from your own bliss.

Suddenly he stops and begins to hover over you, softly touching your lips with his index finger and slowly placing it inside your mouth. “Don’t worry, I promise I’ll be gentle”

You can trust him…right?

He slides his cock into you, gently, as he promised and then without a second thought or concern, slides out and thrusts into you, this time more rough. He does this a few times, removing his index finger from your mouth as to enjoy your moans more clearly. He rests his face onto your neck, he softly grunts and holds you tighter, as your bodies begin to melt together and become one.



You wake up after a long night, the stranger that you just met yesterday, still in your bed. This time you can see how peaceful he looks while asleep, how you imagined he looked like on the train ride but again it is cut short as he wakes up, seeing you looking at him and smiling.

“Good morning” he says in a very soft tone “didn’t mean to wake you up” you say back “I’m a light sleeper, sadly…wait what time is it?” “it’s eight in the morning, we can go back to sleep for a bit more-“ but cuts you off by saying he has to go and continue on his journey “at least let me make you breakfast” you plead to him “I wish I could stay longer but it’s best for me to leave”

You don’t continue to plead for him to stay and watch him from the corner of your room as he starts getting dressed, putting back on the hoodie and also the mask that you originally took off from his face. Although you didn’t do anything wrong, him leaving so quickly feels like it, but you can’t hold back a stranger, especially one you barely know or don’t know the name of. Before leaving, he pulls down his mask to kiss you one more time.

“Can we see each other again?” you ask him “maybe” he replies and as he heads for the door you grab him by the arm “as ridiculous as it sounds we never exchanged names…”

“It’s okay we don’t have to, trust me, you’ll see it everywhere soon enough….goodbye for now” he smiles and places his mask back on his face, opens the front door and leaves. You put your clothes from the previous night back on and run towards the window, you catch a glimpse of him as he calmly walks away towards the unknown abyss.

No. 454479

>>454478
This was beautifully written! What a sad ending though

No. 454483

>>454478
Aaa I love it, anon.

No. 454484

https://x.com/culturecrave/status/1868754712377573864?s=61&t=50kfrOh0Gj1g0kM7SsgSyg
oh for fucks sake just give us Medicare for all you insufferable faggots(this is an imageboard)

No. 454485

>>454426
Don't worry, he'd be in speedos and not a bra and panties.

No. 454486

File: 1734510042169.jpg (985.47 KB, 3878x2231, rachelkenaston.jpg)


No. 454487

>>454422
This is why we cant forget luigi.
Where the fuck are these protests. How the fuck do we go Bangladesh mode? They are scared. They should be scared.

No. 454488

>>454486
What the fuck how can they copyright that design?? Just cause of the word 'ceo'?

No. 454489

>>454486
Sux that happened but that is an ugly design

No. 454491

>>454445
I'm not complaining because she's probably the only reason we even get new videos of him from before, he's very attractive here and looks very normal. I'm of the opinion he had a mental break so I feel bad for him and bad for his family.

>>454486
The thing about Luigi themed merch is that you don't need anything with his face on it. Buy a shirt with Breloom on it or Nintendo Luigi. You can also go to a local printmaker and get a design done there, you don't need to go through etsy.

No. 454499

>>454486
>their CEO gets shot
>all they care about is making money off of copyrighting his murder
TOPKEK

No. 454500

>>454499
I think it's more likely they're twiggered that she made art romanticising him and that he's getting all this female attention and praise.

No. 454501

File: 1734517460578.jpg (14.95 KB, 154x180, 5467897657.jpg)

Part 1: LuigixReader

There was a reason you got this job. You're tougher than any of the men in this system. Things have gotten out of hand, and despite your frame, you've handled guys easily four times your size all alone.
This is why you got the biggest jobs here. It's because you're tough, you're cold. As dead inside as the most depraved monsters here. It's easy to see the inmates that come and go as nothing more than numbers and crimes. You shut yourself off, why wouldn't you? They're criminals. Drug dealers, robbers, murderers, rapists, disgusting human beings who aren't fit for society.

But every once in a while, there's someone who will come in and for a moment you will feel like they don't fit in with the rest of the inked up bodies and scarred faces. Some scared college kid who was slinging dope, a father who robbed a gas station to feed his kids, a guy who murdered a home invader.

But nothing prepares you or your team for this.

Nothing prepares you for Luigi Mangione-The CEO killer.

Just getting him in was an absolute mess. Press was everywhere. You'd never seen anything like it in your career as a corrections officer. Of course, you heard about the crime. Who hadn't? But that was all the way in Manhattan. You didn't think he was going to end up here. To say he didn't fit in was an understatement. And it's not because he's handsome, either. Plenty of nice looking guys get in trouble.
There's an aura about him as he wrestles with the cops as they drag him to his cell. You can feel it penetrate you to your core. You tell yourself it's just because of the nature of his crime, but that's not it. This is different.

They throw him in his cell and close the door. He's yelling about how he's been abducted, how this system is an injustice to the American people, some crap like that. He's riled up at first. He has a bit of freedom to pace around the cell and kick the bed- Bad idea. That thing is nothing more than metal with a fitted sheet. He learned the hard way, and with a resigned sigh, he sits.

That's when he looks at you for the first time. It's more like he looks in you. You've never seen brown eyes so bright in your life. His thick, grown out curls gracefully frame his uniquely handsome face. He scowls for a moment, but then his expression softens.

Just what the hell is he thinking? You glare at him. You hate how even though there hasn't been a word exchanged between you, you feel as if you are having a full fledged conversation with him. Even worse, you want to talk to him. But that's against the rules. He's a number, a job, not a person. He lost those privileges when he became a murderer.

You look through his memo, learn up about him. Luigi… 26, U Penn Graduate… Just your run of the mill tech bro with a promising future. Normally you'd be pissed. You try to be, he wasted his life. There's guys here who would do anything to be in his shoes. And yet when you look up from the paperwork, you're lost in those eyes again.

He smiles. It's like he cast a spell on you.

"Hello." His voice is rich and masculine, nothing special, and yet…

"No talking" You bark back. Usually it's easy to order inmates around. It's become second nature to you. But Luigi is different.

"You're not going to believe the slop the media tells you, right?" He says, his voice sly, talking as if he knows you. As if he's flirting with you. It pisses you off even more. You have grown accustomed to getting shit because you're a woman.

"Save it for your lawyer. Anything you say here will be used against you in court. Including what you said just now. So watch your God damn tone." You growl back. You've done this song and dance a million times with a million different inmates. They need to be tamed. You're a woman. If you don't tame the animals, they'll eat you alive. You were hoping this rich kid would be a bit easier. His smile widens and he walks over to the bars, wrapping his long, masculine fingers around them playfully.

"You aren't going to tell anyone shit."

That was it. It's clear he's testing you, and if you don't act now, all that reputation you've been building up for your entire career will be thrown out the window. You lunge towards him. You have one hand on the taser in case it gets ugly, the other is on his jumpsuit. You push him back slightly, then with strength that wipes the cockiness off his face, you slam him forwards into the bars hard. He wasn't ready for that. His nose hits the bar and breaks his capillaries, causing a trickle of blood to run down to his mouth.

He's warm. You can feel it through his jumpsuit. A drop of blood falls onto your hand. You don't care. You've had worse fluids on you before. You glare up at him. Even though you're shorter, you have a presence taller than even the biggest freaks here. You make eye contact with him again. You shut your mind off. It's a lot harder than normal.

"This isn't your fucking frat house! You're in big trouble, you fucking idiot. You threw your whole God damn life away so you could pretend to be Batman or some shit?! Well, this is your life now! Rotting in a fucking cell!"

There's a long, pregnant silence between the two of you. You can feel his heart breaking as he slowly takes in his reality.

"I know." He finally whispers. The pain in his voice is overwhelming ever for you. He sounds like a scared child. Sometimes you get guys who sound similar. Yet… You can tell he doesn't want pity.

"I'm sorry."

You let him go after he apologizes. He doesn't back off, he just wipes his bloody nose on his sleeve.

You don't like what just happened to you just now. Your heart is racing, your breath is short. They strip searched and deloused this guy thoroughly. He had nothing on him. But it feels like he injected you with some sort of mind control drug.

Why is he making you feel this way? Why does it feel like he knows everything that's going on inside you?

You were going to need to do some more research on this guy.

No. 454504

>>454498
Ok.

No. 454505

My grandma just yelled at me for watching this on repeat and singing along."Oh so you're attracted to murderers now? Is the dating pool that bad?" Fuck you grandma how are you even alive still.

No. 454506

>>454505
>is the dating pool that bad?
Yes but that's irrelevant. But also grandma he's literally robin hood. Killing the rich to give class consciousness to the poor

No. 454507

Watching the videos of him reminds me of that one hot guy in my class. We all had a crush on him but no one made a move and we all waited for him to make one, which he never did. We used to spend hours talking and dreaming about him. I wonder if that's what also happened with Luigi

No. 454508

>>454501
keep it coming, nonnie.

No. 454512

File: 1734520885543.jpg (124.17 KB, 788x910, baby.jpg)

anyone else crying right now or am I gay

No. 454513

>>454512
Why does kid him look nothing like him now? Like sure that looks like him, but it also doesn't.

No. 454514

>>454513
He was like 8 in that picture kek
>>454512
He was adorable awwww.

No. 454515

File: 1734521589913.jpg (18.98 KB, 443x488, a856afb28c5ce487bc70f382299323…)

>>454505
Off topic but
>Don't need butterflies cause you give me the whole damn zoo
Is certainly… a lyric

No. 454523

>>452114
Using this for reference. Can confirm Luigi isn’t 5ft7 like the incels want us to believe. Standard breeze blocks in the US have different widths but are all 21.5cm tall. Stood next to the wall here we can see Luigi is 8.5 breeze blocks tall, which means he is 182.75cm tall - just under 6ft tall. He’s perfect anons I can’t take it any more.

No. 454525

I want him so bad, I feel like I understand him. How could he not find anyone who understood him? Just goes to show rich tards at rich colleges aren’t as intelligent as society wants you to believe

No. 454527

>>453740
Kek I thought you were replying to >>453739 and pissed myself laughing

No. 454528

File: 1734525770147.jpg (46.2 KB, 467x540, Hhhhhhhhhhh.jpg)

I love him I want him I need him

No. 454531

>>454528
need his dick in my mouth now now now now NOW

No. 454532

>>454531
Imagine his wild, criminal bush

No. 454534

>>453919
CEO, while parasites, do not have agency over society, journos and politicians do

No. 454535

>>454534
Depends how you define agency over society

No. 454536

>>454434
>>454478
>>454501
Thank you for your service, fic nonatellas

No. 454540

Sisters im on the train i think i passed a deny defend depose graffiti

No. 454543

>>454534
No one cares about semantics, nothing will stop us thirsting over our hero, either post Luigi or leave.

No. 454544

>>454412
This gif makes it seem like that ‘thinning’ spot on his head is just his hairline from behind which is more visible on short hair. We will see if it is or isn’t thinning come Thursday if we get good pics and vids

No. 454545

>>454544
What thinning spot? You mean his scalp? Scalps are just naturally more visible with short hair.

No. 454546

>>454545
I know but another anon theorized it’s thinning but I don’t think so

No. 454547

>>454528
>you will never be the receptionist

No. 454548

I bet the receptionist has a vagina like a monsoon since this. I bet she has overworked her vibrator.

No. 454553

File: 1734533940301.jpeg (72.48 KB, 735x693, IMG_3636.jpeg)

i need him and why can’t i have him!!!!!

No. 454554

Can't wait for the weekend so I can break my vibrator thinking about him

No. 454555

>>454525
As someone who is around a lot of richfags, this is so true. They tend to be some of the biggest normalfags who get disturbed by ideas beyond the mainstream. I can see why he was feeling isolated because of this. I can also see how it might have been difficult for him to find others because of his status. Richfag families unfortunately tend to ingrain this fear of trusting others because they're afraid of their wealth eventually being exploited somehow. It could have subconsciously made Luigi really reluctant to reach out to others beyond "acceptable" social circles. This is just my headcanon kek.

No. 454558

Can you send nudes or lewd letters/emails to prisoners? I have zero interest in doing that lmfao but I’m curious as to what Luigi must be getting right now.

No. 454559

>>454558
Apparently not according to the now deleted Reddit how-to guide for sending stuff

No. 454560

>>454559
Good I can’t let him see other women

No. 454562

>>454558
It depends on the prison apparently. Some have their own rules.

No. 454563

>>454562
They’re never gonna let that hottie see his fans

No. 454564

>>454562
So he might be looking at a sexy girls pic rn? I feel sick

No. 454565

>>454564
Highly doubt it dude

No. 454568

File: 1734538546135.jpg (65.41 KB, 720x405, 1000019271.jpg)

Somebody cure me

No. 454569

>>454501
I need a part 2 so bad

No. 454571

File: 1734539458008.jpg (49.42 KB, 1000x750, 1000019298.jpg)


No. 454572

>>454571
Damn he has some yaoi-ass hands. Imagine those fingers up in your coochie damnnnn.

No. 454573

Kek I find it so funny we are getting so many pics of this guy

No. 454574

>>454572
Hmmmgggggg I need him fingering me this second

No. 454575

>>454558
Doubt it, as prison officers or someone has to open the letters and read them first anyway

No. 454576

>>454571
Imagining him in my bed with that expression

No. 454577

File: 1734540087208.jpg (708.19 KB, 1079x1073, 1000019297.jpg)

Sorry for spam, just wanted to add some more pics to look at

No. 454578

>>454571
him being a natural born leader just makes me love him more

No. 454579

was squeegee in a frat during his time at penn? maybe one of those nerdy frats?

No. 454580


No. 454581

What do you think his kinks are? I feel like he's really into orgasm denial, keeping you on the edge for ages until he finally lets you come. He's a switch/neutral leaning towards dom, but definitely wants to be called a "good boy" sometimes. Also breeding.

>>454577
God he's so beautiful. How can regular moids even compete?

No. 454582

>>454581
He's not a dom he's a service top and would piss himself if you wanted.

No. 454583

>>454580
What.
>>454581
Vanilla/light femdom

No. 454584

File: 1734541250426.jpg (48.38 KB, 750x664, MP.jpg)

>>454571
>those hands
>the haircut
all i can think about is picrel kek

No. 454589

>>454577
He doesn’t even have those psycho eyes, he’s got sad tired boi eyes.

No. 454590

>>454581
Does orgasm denial even work on women?? That feels like more of a penis thing. If I was kept on edge I would just lose interest after a bit because I'd stop feeling good

No. 454591

>>454589
Yeah its so hot

No. 454607

Can’t stop thinking about the life we could have had together. We could have gotten married and he would have gotten my countries universal healthcare benefits and we could have spend our days hiking and reading and planning trips around the world. I’m not even joking I feel retarded for thinking we could have been a thing but I do. I would have given him so much, and I would have made sure he stayed well enough that murder never became an option. We could have had a life together that he didn’t want to throw away. Fuck I’m slipping.

No. 454608

>>454573
ikr most of these shooters are friendless losers with few pictures, but he is a social and handsome guy so of course people want to document his existence

No. 454610

I just know he wants to play with and eat pussy so bad

No. 454612

>>454501
>Save it for your lawyer
literally screaming out loud i love this type of luigi fics

No. 454614

>>454571
Oh fuuuck blog incoming but in this photo, he looks like a guy I rejected years ago because he was a total coomer and it made 16/17 y/o me cringe so hard. It was such a bummer because we connected in other ways. Luigi existing in the flesh feels like a gift and the universe's way of saying don't give up..

No. 454617

>>454581
oral fixation

No. 454618

>>454512
Who is posting all these pics? Why are there so many pictures of him?

No. 454619

>>454617
Based and true. Kissing, licking, sucking.

No. 454620

>>454618
I found that one last night. I'm not the one that's been posting. Not complaining, please keep the photos coming.

No. 454621

File: 1734547162338.png (644.5 KB, 823x1081, 1000002999.png)

Gonna get into keychains to recreate this

No. 454622

>>454445
who is filming these? they seem kinda strange, cause it's nothing worth filming… some dude tickling an Asian girl, them sitting on the couch.

where are the full videos?

No. 454623

>>454622
My guess is someone used AI to turn the pics into vids, they’re very uncanny

No. 454624

>>454622
They are definitely AI. Just look how small his right arm becomes in the first part.

No. 454625

>>454621
pls nonna

No. 454626

I'll swipe Luigi's nose like a credit card

No. 454627

>>454579
he was phi kappa psi
idk what kind of frat it's considered to be
probs a nerdy one

No. 454628

>>454624
>>454623
AI can do this type of stuff now? scary

No. 454629

>>454627
The one for large cocks

No. 454630

File: 1734548442872.png (127.26 KB, 965x821, ΦΚΨ.png)

>>454627
it does seem to be kind of nerdy but i also found picrel

No. 454632

>>454628
Yes
>>454630
Very irrelevant information

No. 454636

File: 1734549224337.jpg (Spoiler Image,500.06 KB, 1424x1424, meetup.JPG)

Anyone going to this?
https://bsky.app/profile/mangionecommunity.bsky.social/post/3ldkcwrxitk2s

Found it from a Tumblr community group.

No. 454638

>>454636
Kek these people will be arrested I don’t know if you can just get a convoy to follow a prisoner’s transport.

No. 454640

>>454636
I hate that I live on the opposite end of the country so can't go out to show my support.

No. 454641

>>454636
stuff like this is silly tbh
if you want to make a difference, acquire press credentials.
send foia requests.
cover the story in a way MSM is refusing to.
Stuff like that.

No. 454643

>>454641
>bring medical bills
Kek what is going on. Luigi caravan my ass.

No. 454662

File: 1734554881812.png (172.25 KB, 531x425, IMG_3638.png)

love weegee’s current schizo caveman look i just want to sit on his face

No. 454664

>>454662
I'll never get tired of seeing this posted.
Is it the hottest mugshot of all time?

No. 454665

>>454662
Not a caveman. A beautiful Roman soldier. Also I hope the tards trying to tail after him tomorrow don’t ruin it for the rest of us. I want to see Lychee, not randos

No. 454666

If this does end up being an assassination that involved multiple men, do you think he chose to sacrifice himself or was it unwillingly?

No. 454667

>>454662
i love how his curls look. i wonder what he was doing in the days prior to his arrest. where was he staying at? did he sleep? did he SHOWER? i need to know. i feel like he was so close to getting away with it

No. 454668

>>454501
i love you nonna.

No. 454669

File: 1734556159593.jpg (328.63 KB, 2000x1600, yowasabimechaoc.JPG)

>>454665
>Also I hope the tards trying to tail after him tomorrow don’t ruin it for the rest of us.
I'm worried about that too. I can't wait to see new photos and videos of him. I'm hoping we get a lot more angles.

No. 454670

>>454669
Angle from right below his bulge

No. 454671

>>454670
We need the work of those kpopfags.

No. 454678

>>454671
Send the NJ drones down his jailfit

No. 454682

>>454671
I hope a few of them have been won over by Luigi's statuesque charm to use their powers of photography for good

No. 454685

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>>454447
The arms and the eyebrows.
Mama Mia.

No. 454687

Weegee probably hasn’t cum in ages

No. 454689

>>454687
Those hefty balls need some help

No. 454690

>>454687
maybe not, cause if men don’t cum for a few days they’ll start to cum in their sleep without even jerking off

No. 454692

>>454689
they must be so full, all hidden away in the absolute jungle beneath his prison issued underwear. He would feel so embarrassed since he could neither shave nor properly shower either while you begin to teasingly fondle them.

No. 454693

>>454690
That doesn’t count. That’s a leakage. Do you count your wet dreams as orgasms? Luigi is a volcano.

No. 454694

Receiving videos of Luigi masturbating in your inbox.

No. 454695

The musty smell of his bush…

No. 454697

>>454694
On his prison bed while the guard behind the camera is heavy breathing and muttering obscenities and Wigi is so embarrassed

No. 454698

Ugh I can only imagine how vulnerable and cute he gets when he's about to cum

No. 454699

>>454698
Probably seizes up and gasps

No. 454700

>>454699
Do you think his back is extra painful after he comes? Or is post-nut the only time he isn't in pain?

No. 454701

I want him to bite me so I can feel his little fangs

No. 454703

>>454528
The fact this photo had moids on suicide watch, lol. How can one be so powerful?

No. 454704

>>454700
Constantly painful but in a sexy way

No. 454706

>>454700
It still hurts but it feels like the rush of feel-good hormones after accidentally hurting yourself.

No. 454708

>>454693
ayrt i personally count my wet dreams as orgasms cause they’re full blown orgasms for me kek, but i have no idea what a mans wet dream experience is like, its probably different

No. 454709

File: 1734562002596.jpg (752.14 KB, 1146x1819, mail.jpg)

Has anyone here sent off anything? Will he even get to take the stuff with him when he moves? Does anyone here know how that works?

No. 454713

>>454708
Luigi’s wet dreams aren’t enough, he is a dormant volcano just waiting to bust

No. 454716

Imagine rubbing his chest and he instinctively laughs and curls in a bit and covers himself when you graze his nipple. He gets red and has a huge embarrassed smile when he tells you not to touch his nipples, they're ticklish.
What do you do.

No. 454718

File: 1734563528248.jpeg (3.54 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_3639.jpeg)

angel of unknown protect weegee on his way to new york tomorrow amen

No. 454721

>>454716
Suck them
Also I may rewrite my letter to him because I need to be more mindful of what is sent due to le prison rules. Once he’s situated in NY I will start sending books sans letters. I have a feeling he doesn’t give a shit about letters right now. Definitely doesn’t have the time to respond with all the legal stuff going on. He may not even be really getting them. We will see once people post responses they receive. Then I will be so jealous and cry…

No. 454722

>>454718
This is so adorable

No. 454724

>>454723
A private plane? I hope he hijacks and crashes it and they never recover his corpse (he survives and wanders the PA wilderness… then a mysterious handsome man shows up at your front door asking for shelter)

No. 454725

>>454643
>Luigi caravan my ass.
it's extra dumb because there's no way they're driving him to NYC. it will be a plane.
This article says there were some protesters at a "CEO summit" in Manhattan last night, but I'm unable to find more info about it.
I want to see pics of that.
https://abc7ny.com/post/unitedhealthcare-ceo-killing-protesters-support-luigi-mangione-after-1st-degree-murder-terrorism-charge/15671223/(this is an imageboard)

No. 454727

>>454722
thanks nonna, hopefully we can get to see him tomorrow to make sure he’s okay

No. 454729

I hope he is okay and hasn’t been abused by the cops and guards.

No. 454731

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>>454501
Part 2: LuigixReader

A few days passed since you and the CEO killer first met. Even though he hasn't left his cell since his arrival, he's become the talk of the other inmates in gen pop. It makes your job harder. They are constantly riled up, gossiping like teenage girls. Even the first night Luigi was here the news cunts were managing to stick their noses in ways that you couldn't even comprehend. At night when there was a bit of TV time, the news channel they were watching just happened to be a news van and a reporter from that very station just outside.

"Oh shit! That's us!" One inmate hollered the second they saw their prison on tv. They all rushed to the windows. A primitive screeching of the newscasters name and "Free Luigi!" proved to be effective. When they heard themselves on TV the inmates let out a victorious roar. Even some of the staff found it amusing.

They actually managed to get an interview while you and the staff desperately tried to tard wrangle the more riled up apes. They managed to get a few words out before any prisoner who wasn't completely catatonic was put in their respective cells and given lights out early. It didn't help. They chanted "Free Luigi!!! Free Luigi!!" Over and over again.

It was a long time and a lot of force before you and your team finally got them to calm down. Worst of all, you were assigned to the source of all this damned trouble.

Luigi had no access to tv. He could hear it sometimes from his cell, but there was no way to see it. The prisoners weren't wrong. His food and conditions did suck. You try to never think about it, they are criminals, not students. They are supposed to be punished. Luigi's rations are garbage, and they definitely aren't getting what is on the menu listed on the prison website. If you live off that, you will be nothing but skin and bones.

Luigi's lost weight. But you know he doesn't have to. There are prisoners who come up to you all the time, trying to give you valuables like ramen and chips because they know you're watching after him. You always say no.

But not tonight. You finally cave in and accept an offering from an ancient lifer who has never spoken with you before in his life. If this comes out, you will never hear the end of it.

You know Luigi's cell doesn't actually have that much surveillance. Most of the profit spent in prison is to keep inmates in, not to keep them safe. You can get away with this, just this once.

You dread seeing him. Even if he's easy and compliant, he makes you uncomfortable. It's that fucking aura that warms your core in ways you haven't felt since you were a tween. You know what it is, but you won't address it. Not when so much is at stake.

He smiles at you. You mouth thins as you feel your stomach constrict. You look around, walk up to his cell, and pass him the package of ramen. His already too-bright eyes light up like a starved puppy being given a treat.

"You won't get in trouble?" He asks in a whisper. It pisses you off.

"Shut the fuck up and take it."

He does. There's no bowl, no hot water, but it's calories that aren't made in the sewers that is the prison kitchen. In the system, it's money. He eagerly rips open the bag and devours it like a dying animal. He pisses you off so much it drives you crazy.

After he tips the bag of ramen crumbs into his mouth, he looks at you again with that smile you just want to slap off his face. He's so grateful, it's pathetic. You bet he thinks you see him as some sort of folk hero. But you don't. He's just another shithead who thinks he's above the law.

"Thanks." He says, wiping the crumbs and flavor dust off his lips with his thumb before sucking the powder off his fingers. He's still looking in you. He can see deeper into you than you can see in yourself. He's ripping apart carefully constructed chains you spent years building deep inside you. Things absolutely necessary to keep you safe and employed.

"This system sucks, Officer Nona." You stopped silencing him a while ago. You'll never admit it out loud, but you like hearing him talk. It's a refreshing change of pace from the missing link tier grunts, the schizophrenic ramblings and the occasional pseudo intellectual babble that you normally have to put up with here.

"I know you see it. Even if you want to hate them, you see their humanity. It's why you wound up here, in the same place as me. I studied prison systems all over the world. With our economic power, America should be the gold standard. But it's not. It's a tragedy."

He goes on. He's not wrong. He talks like he knows you, like he knows why, out of all jobs, you chose to spend your life in prison despite no criminal record. You don't say much. He's smart, nice to listen to, gets to the point. Gets right into your heart with how much love and compassion he has for his fellow man. It's a good thing he's kept isolated from the rest of the inmates. His influence is incredibly dangerous.

"Officer, listen… If it's not too much, could I have a rag? I haven't bathed since I got here and I can't stand how I smell."

You should say no. You want to say no. You need to say no.

You say yes. You get a rag and hand it to him. He definitely does stink. But you've smelled much worse. He goes to the sink and wets it, then unbuttons his jumpsuit, revealing the black t shirt underneath. It used to be fitted, but now it's looking a bit baggy. He pulls his arms out from the orange uniform and lets the sleeves lay at his hips. He starts to pull off his shirt, but then looks at you.

"Could you—" You know he's asking for privacy. You interrupt him.

"Don't push your luck."

He doesn't seem distraught. He just shrugs and pulls off his shirt. You've seen all variety of physiques here. Fat, thin, ripped, jacked, mutilated and mutated. But his body is just as perfect as his face. You figured you were prepared. You looked him up. You saw his pictures. But in person it's different. He's not the muscular bulk-and-cut gymbro he was on the outside. He was more slender, nice firm chest, mostly hairless, but a perfect little dark trail of purebred Italian fuzz that runs up from the hem of his pants past his bellybutton. Slightly but pleasantly asymmetrical like his face. You keep a stern expression. You have to.

He washes himself like he's putting a show on for you. Starting with his face, exfoliating it and making it glisten as beads washing off salty perspiration and accumulated dirt that rolls down his stubbly jaw and neck, down his chest and abdomen. He knows what he's doing. You can't blame him entirely. He's still a man, after all.

After washing his upper body, he glances at you again. He doesn't ask, both of you know what he wants to do. You aren't budging and he knows it. He lets out a pouty little resigned sigh, then plunges the wet rag into his pants.

The tension in the little safe haven of space between the two of you is overwhelming. It's not innocent cleaning. He's lonely, you're a woman. A woman that isn't like his shallow university friends or coworkers or crunchy short sighted hippies. You're real. Your existence is the result of a harsh reality created by American industrialism, you're the unadulterated truth he pined to experience but could never touch on the outside.

He's a man. He's just trying to clean himself, but the attention he's giving to the namesake of his sex while being watched by his evolutionary salvation puts him at the mercy of his biology. It's no different than the acidic bile being produced by his stomach to break down the ramen he just ate, the blood pumped by his heart must go to the source of his dignity.

Luigi lets out a shaky breath. You can see the strain of it in his baggy jumpsuit, the twitch of involuntary hunger, his inability to look away from you.

It's just a boner. Everyday shit. You've learned to ignore it as long as the inmate doesn't try to weaponize it. You thought you were as desensitized cocks and cum as a surgeon was to blood.

But you're not. Your eyes travel to it like a magnet to metal, only for a moment, but long enough to communicate everything to him. Both of you know at the end of the day, your titles of prisoner and corrections officers are artificial. Dwarfed in the primitive shadow of man and woman.

The next thing you know, he's clean, putting his shirt back on. His cheeks and nose are as flushed as the day he came here from the frigid late fall cold.

"Thanks." He holds the filthy rag out. Without thinking, you take it.

Without thinking, you pocket it.

Luigi smiles at you.

No. 454734

Nonnas what if we don't even get a single photo of him tomorrow? I just want to know if he's okay, although tomorrow will be such a long day for him. PA hearing, travelling to NY, the NY hearing and then probably Rikers… that's going to take a toll on anyone, I just want to cry thinking about how he's probably not even had a single conversation or access to his books.

No. 454735

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Those arms

No. 454736

>>454731
you are writing him as too much of a simpering pussy faggot

No. 454739

File: 1734567414991.jpeg (15.81 KB, 189x313, IMG_3641.jpeg)

blessing this thread with more found pics

No. 454740

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No. 454741

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No. 454743

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last one

No. 454744

>>454740
This picture makes me want to slap a giggly drunk him and hear him moan about it.

No. 454746

>>454734
I don't see why we wouldn't get pics. God, I wish I could be with him the whole time. Poor thing. He was already so exhausted, weak, and scared looking when we saw him last.
>>454736
I haven't been reading her stuff cuz I have my imagination, are there any schizomaxxed Weegee fics?
>>454740
Made for rape
>>454741
Made for playful bullying and then rape
>>454743
Made for light nipple torture bullying and then a rape.

No. 454747


No. 454748

>>454740
gooooood his teeth are SO NICE i want to lick them

No. 454749

I love Luigi and all and want him free but fuck I also want to see him chained like an animal.

No. 454750

sorry for the squeegee pic spam nonnas I’m so bored at work rn but will post more when go sleuthing again

No. 454751

>>454735
The arms yes but he also has such cute soft-looking hands

No. 454756

File: 1734568663317.gif (1.95 MB, 480x360, horny.gif)

>>454750
thanks nonna it's nice to see new pics

No. 454764

>>454746
Nonna you’re insane ,this is so amusing

No. 454766

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No. 454769

>>454731
This is great. I love the ending.

No. 454770

>>454766
I pray for the safety of the protestors, especially since they government seem determined to shut down anyone who dares to agree with luigi.

No. 454771

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No. 454772

>>454766
Kek based

No. 454773

>they hit luigi with terrorism bc by LAW in nyc if you commit a crime with the INTENT to influence govt or civilians to change policies it’s an act of terrorism
im confused when CEOs of health insurance companies became entities of political power.. and if so, then denying health insurance claim is state sanctioned mass death ?

No. 454775

>>454766
Good. I hope theres riots destroying government buildings or something too. If a literal who retard like George Floyd gets them then Why not Luigi?

No. 454776

>>454773
We don't really know if that was the intention though.

No. 454777

>>454771
>tfw he will never be your cute italiano husbando

No. 454779

>>454771
I hated Italy when I visited but if I had a qt Luigi by my side maybe it would've been alright…

No. 454780

Do you think Lychee is nervous

No. 454781

>>454775
That's what im thinking
Im trying to look up the french revoltion and other workers riots, like how they came to be and how they organized
The biggest thing would be organzing people. A lot of the working class is both placated and scared of losing everything they worked so hard for.
I just feel like I have nothing to lose, and this world has gotten so much worse that if we can get the ruling class to bend to the will of the people they depend on I wouldn't stress so much about the well being of future generations.
Like these guys want to make homelessness illegal but a lot of homeless people aren't the insane crackheads the media wants to make them out to be. A lot of them used to own homes and worked hard and got unlucky. A lot of them are victims of predatory systems created by the oligarchs

>>454780
I think he's terrified. Wouldn't you be if you knew you were being charged with terrorism and going to a notoriously horrible prison? I hate this shithole rapeape run world. I blame non woman respecting men for all this garbage.

No. 454782

>taking Weegee to Italy
>wow Weege… it's your ancestral home!
>Weegee: yeah
>Weegee: my back hurt
>spend rest of trip in hotel room with windows covered up schizo style reading books to each other.

No. 454784

>>454741
adorable

No. 454788

>>454782
Nah come on he would be taking you to dinners, hiking, and sightseeing but managing the pain by winking and taking his special woowoo pills and waking up screaming after a long night of steamy back breaking (his back) sex
>>454781
Organizing has changed due to the internet. The Arab Spring is a great example. However now you have feds ruining and spying on shit so rip planning anything online. Graffiti time I guess? Bringing back ancient communications

No. 454789

File: 1734574157782.jpg (1.18 MB, 3686x2986, LMF.jpg)

>>454640
I can't make it either. There's picrel we can keep up with:
https://bsky.app/hashtag/LMF

Sorry for the shit collage. Left to right. I'm feeling a little anxious, nonas.

No. 454790

>>454779
whyd u hate italy

No. 454791

>>454788
Anon my Weegeecation in Italy is set right in the beginning of his schizo spiral… I thought it was obvious… cute skinny reclusive Weegee covering the windows to your hotel, eating some of the food from the shops but he takes three bites then eats your pussy like a rabid beast and then when he's done he hands you his plate of food and tells you you can have his.

No. 454792

>>454789
I just feel like this won’t do much. If they can just show up with signs that’s great. No caravans please or we might never see Wigi again.
>>454791
Okay hot but why wouldn’t Schizigi enjoy Italy? Why go overseas if he will just be schizo. Schizowee fics and fantasies work best in our dystopian American setting

No. 454794

>>454792
He's schizo because he thinks he's being chased by feds but he's too shy to tell you. Don't rain on my parade nona I have a skinny, scruffy schizo to dream of isolated in an idyllic setting.

No. 454795

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>>454792
>No caravans please or we might never see Wigi again.
We'll see what happens..

No. 454797

>>454794
I get it I get it I just hate hotels so I would be fucking him in the wilderness. Maybe in some ruins, fuck… him completely naked in his element like his Italian ancestors. Massive schlong hanging out, his skin glowing in the sun.

No. 454810

This but me and luigi

No. 454814

>>454810
Wish he didn't have tattoos but the curls are so hot.

No. 454816

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The Asian girl that posted the mochi video and the tickle monster pic said they never had any romantic involvement. Is Luigi beating the yellow fever fag allegations?

No. 454824

>>454816
at least she cleared it up, sigh still doesn’t beat the yellow fever allegations

No. 454826

>>454816
No. He was following Asian instathots and went around Thailand and Vietnam, both countries that a lot of Western men go to for cooming. I don't think he went to those countries solely for that reason but he is the type of man a lot of women there will gravitate towards.

No. 454827

>>454826
I know he went to Thailand and Japan but Vietnam? I didn’t see that pop up anywhere tbh

No. 454828

>>454816
eh I still think he fucked her or at least wanted to. i think she friendzoned him
not that any of it matters now
it's so funny how she won't shut the fuck up tho and is getting salty

No. 454829

File: 1734579819425.png (2.43 MB, 4000x3000, large.png)

>>454816
>You don't deserve it
Fuck off from the internet and go off grid then, or you could stop being greedy and share more of his tummy and feet.

No. 454830

I think normie Luigi was into Asian girls but the Luigi that turned schizo and slightly rw got into white girls, hence him following that conservative blonde girl and interacting with racial science twitter accounts

No. 454831

>>454828
Yeah, she sounds a bit cunty and cares way too much about what people think about her on social media.

No. 454833

I don't really care what women he's into, most of use him as a slate of a sexual object that fulfills our desires

No. 454837

>>454816
She should log off and quietly reminisce that she got to know him for a few months instead of just bringing it up over and over again on her socials

No. 454838

>>454816
Kek she speaks like she’s doing everyone some massive favor and we weren’t grateful enough so she’s putting us on time out. Such a bad look I can’t even tell what she wanted other than some clicks for like 3 days, she didn’t gain followers, this doesn’t help Luigi in any way and she looks messy and kinda deranged in front of future employers/her peers

No. 454839

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/g/ right now

No. 454841

>>454838
seriously it’s not a good look very attention seeking behavior

No. 454848

File: 1734581579863.jpg (390.04 KB, 1115x823, wg.jpg)

ribbit
fuck u flood detection
ribbit

No. 454850

>>454830
Is that supposed to be better?

No. 454858

The yellow fever conspiracy is so fucking pol pilled it makes me want to vomit.
Chads of Luigi's caliber do not have racial preferences.

No. 454860

File: 1734585467206.jpg (Spoiler Image,64.84 KB, 374x295, his tit.jpg)

Anyone else notice when they read posts about Luigi from people who do not favor him outside of this thread and site, they constantly bring up rape and his butthole? What's up with that?

No. 454861

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No. 454864

>>454858
If you say so.

No. 454867

>>454861
Can you show the whole tweet/reply? They're all cut off or truncated with elipses.
Can you link the reddit where this is being discussed?
I'm having a hard time parsing the image you put together. I want a list of everything he deleted in plain text.

No. 454868

>>454860
they're mental midgets who cannot come up with anything better than homoerotic prison rape jokes. it's a reflection of their own closeted faggotry.

No. 454871

File: 1734587526526.png (285.18 KB, 1530x1508, reddit.png)

>>454867
they deleted the main post and the comment but they were talking about a tweet that said women should not use computers but it was someone's bio, not his. it's this one https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/Luigi_Mangione/comments/1hfy6b1/_/m2fgv3s/#comment-info
https://www.reddit.com/r/Luigi_Mangione/comments/1hfy6b1/what_books_have_you_sent_to_luigi/
archive.org doesn't show the full tweets and they're not saved in the typical format, i don't know why but you can click the links, pretty-print, scroll a little and you'll be able to see what he retweeted

No. 454872

>>454861
Normally i wouldnt say random people having archives is weird since my tumblr got archived a few times and i wasnt popular, but given the circumstances this is pretty weird
Does anyone know how many followers he had originally?

No. 454873

>>454872
according to the first archive link, he had 31 followers and followed 71, and by july 8th, he had 65 and followed 80

No. 454875

>>454861
>>454871
what the fuck is going on? Is this some conspiracy that luigi is actually just a typical woman hating scrot?

No. 454876

>>454873
Hmmm thats way less than my archived tumblr
glows

No. 454877

>>454875
i have no idea, nonnita. but these were the tweets i found archived that he had deleted
>>454876
i agree

No. 454879

>>454875
I mean I wouldn't be surprised

>>454876
>>454877
>>454871
Does what gets archived by wayback get chosen by random or what? Is the implication the feds were already eyeing him? For what reason? And if so why didn't they try to stop him or get him psychiatric help or get him addicted to gacha before he killed anyone?

No. 454880

>>454877
Maybe he said some retarded shit or maybe he was arguing against someone and just didn't want to be associate with it so he deleted it.
Feels weird that he would say 'women shouldn't use computers'
I mean I get it moids are moids abut it just feels off.

No. 454881

>>454879
i don't know if the feds were watching him, i doubt it but someone saw his retweets and thought they were interesting enough to archive them. also, not to tinfoil but the feds tend to do such stuff anyway https://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/29/politics/aby-rayyan-fbi-terror-sting-pizza-man/index.html
>>454880
he didn't say that, someone on reddit thought he did but it was this woman's bio and he interacted with one of her tweets https://x.com/jenny_baby_69

No. 454883

>>454871
>they deleted the main post and the comment
Actually it says removed, which means mods took it down.
someone needs to make a new Luigi sub. The faggot mods in that one delete every goddamn thing what's even the point

No. 454884

>>454883
thank you, i have no reddit account so i assumed she deleted. i hate reddit mods so much

No. 454886

>>454881
That person probably isn't female they talk about their wife, seems like a dude. They are part of "tpot" (this part of twitter) which just refers to a nerdy section of twitter where a bunch of similar people with similar interests interact.

No. 454887

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>>454881
samefag and tinfoil time but he interacted with the "women should not use computers" person at least two times and when he killed the ceo, she quoted the tweet with "if i say anything" and while it may not mean anything… i have to put my tinfoil hat on. this bitch is a fed
>>454886
it's an alleged lesbian but i'm almost a 100% sure that it's a larping moid

No. 454889

>>454887
Immediately thought of: >>>/ot/2290597

No. 454890

>>454881
I mean Luigis twitter is weird as shit with the 286 crap. Like I cant help but feel he had more than 286 posts or whatever and maybe did a deep clean of his twitter?
Then again just nothing about him screams typical zoomer edgelord misogynist.
I know it SEEMS to good to be true that human males exist in this world filled with penised demons but I can't resist maintaining healthy skepticism that Luigi just doesn't match that path.
Misogynist shooters kill randos.
Idk i just wanna hear him talk more in person. I fucking hate prison I want to hear more of his views on things. I wish luigi had some home base cabin and learned to hunt and fish ala uncle ted. He would have been able to go off grid and not get caught and periodically went back to nyc to kill more ceos.

No. 454894

>>454887
She/he ratted out luigi???? Or maybe shes a part of some bigger underground group?
I wanna believe theres an underground group and this shit is all just to distract from the shit that she knows luigi is a fall guy and didn't kill anyone and they will keep killing ceos?
Fuck… I just want this to be a vigilante mob fucking with the oligarchs and making them incredibly paranoid

No. 454901

Guys do you think Luigi has a better chance of getting out if I cum to him?I’ve already did it three times before

No. 454902

so this is a game?
>>454901
yes, the next one should do it.

No. 454903

>>454901
I mean, it can't hurt, can it?

No. 454904

>>454890
he had 294 tweets on july 8th so yeah, he definitely deleted some tweets. he doesn't read as a zoomer edgelord to me either, just a little spergy but i don't know. i wonder if he was active on forums
>>454894
kek, me too and that'd be ideal but he wouldn't ruin his life this way and cover for someone else, plus that alleged woman is a chud. i want to know what he was up to the months leading to this, they should release his journal entries so we can get some insight into his mind and day-to-day basis

No. 454905

>>454901
definitely

No. 454910

>>454901
It's like origami cranes – once we've collectively came to him 1000 times we get to make a wish

No. 454911

>>454887
I don't think Jenny Baby is a fed, I think they got spooked because they had interacted with Luigi and because they realized they probably swam in the same online social circles
https://sfstandard.com/2024/12/10/this-one-internet-subculture-explains-murder-suspect-luigi-mangiones-odd-politics/

If there is anything suspicious about Luigi and Jenny Baby interacting is that Jenny Baby isn't a very popular account.(this is an imageboard. post caps)

No. 454912

>>454858
but then what was with his IG follows? tbh men following IG thots no matter their race is a turn off for me. wish i could've beat it out of him.

No. 454914

>>454881
I know kf autistically archives everything for their cows which is understandable, but luigi was pretty much unknown and unremarkable to get archived
Very weird

No. 454915

>>454912
Beating Luigi until his apology sounds sincere enough.

No. 454916

>>454904
What exactly does he get for being the fall guy? Is he cool with being in prison for the rest of his life?

No. 454918

>>454912
I don't really use instagram but most girls use it to post pictures of themselves in swimsuits and shit.
I think it had more to do with the culture he was brought up with while building his instagram followers (vapid, materialistic) than him thirsting over their swimsuit pics.
Even the girl he friendzoned and wouldn't shut up about him had skank ass photos of herself.
The cold, hard reality is he didn't like that life and he abandoned it. He even said it himself that he didn't really vibe with his tribe. Luigi is an outsider, a class traitor. He tried to fit in and because he had a good heart and a pretty face he was eagerly accepted but felt no spiritual connection with anyone around him.
But yeah if he got off and went back to his thot following life for whatever reason it would justify beating him.
I wasn't really turned on by old life Luigi anyways. He's cute but too preppy and fake for me. Radicalized class traitor criminal Luigi is the only one for me.

No. 454920

>>454914
>I know kf autistically archives everything for their cows which is understandable, but luigi was pretty much unknown and unremarkable to get archived
Pretty sure it's automatically archived. the internet archive/wayback machine archives lots of stuff on its own. It's not reliant on pages being manually archived by people.

No. 454921

>>454577
his eyes and lashes are so pretty, it's like he's right out of a painting i can't belive this isn't edited. probably my favorite pic of him
>>454724
>(he survives and wanders the PA wilderness… then a mysterious handsome man shows up at your front door asking for shelter)
somebody please write a fic based on this please. and he and the reader live a cozy life in a ruralish wilderness area happily ever after. tags: fluff, vanilla, impregnation

No. 454922

>>454904
More importantly like… If he acted alone, then who was he on the phone with?
His burner was abandoned, right?
No way! I don't wanna hear it! Luigi is innocent! The real killer is out there! Luigi is just a fall guy the feds took in! They were the ones who fucked with his social media! Luigi was just a frat boy like some sort of less cringe Christopher McCandless who wanted to just disappear into the wilderness (WHICH IS NOT A CRIME)!!!

He has nothing to do with the real shooting! He's just a fall guy!!!! The real killer(s) are out there and the feds are wasting their time and resources torturing this poor, sexy, italian runaway who should be at my house!
More CEOs will die! The real killer is gonna abduct a bunch of CEO's and send a letter to the Jew York justice apartment with a ceo toe and tell them they will remove a limb for each day wee wee is behind bars!

I'm standing by my vigilante mob is the real ceo killer and Luigi is just an unrelated patsy headcannon. It makes the most sense and Luigi is clearly a good boy who never killed anyone.

No. 454923

>>454921
>he and the reader
kek anon you're adorable

No. 454925

>>454911
yeah, i said that because she tweeted it on the 4th, and he was identified as the killer almost a week later
>>454920
nta, but why did they archive THOSE tweets specifically. not that related, but i mentioned here >>454904 that he used to have 294 tweets and now he has 286, i realized the missing ones were the 8 ones i found

No. 454928

Anons, I can't sleep. Anyone else excited and anxious to see him again? What the hell is going to happen this year.

No. 454929

>>454925
I'm really impressed by what you were able to find, no way would I have been able to do it. So in short Luigi deleted 8 tweets/retweets to bring his tweet number down to 284 and the deleted tweets are what got archived?

No. 454930

>>454436
What was he saying here?

No. 454931

>>454918
>The cold, hard reality is my delulu commie headcanons
God this thread will be so funny in a few months

No. 454932

>>454929
i must admit that it took me a couple hours to find them but yes, pretty much. i dismissed the 286 pokemon/tweets/insurance denial code connection as foolishness but it could be true. the psychotic break theory is getting stronger

No. 454933

>>454930
>"I don't wanna ruin anything, you know? I don't wanna-"

No. 454936

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>>454934

No. 454937

>>454932
That's genuinely amazing detective work, I still can't figure out how you managed. I've been leaning towards thinking it was a psychotic break from near the start. I think he might have actually archived these tweets himself, not wanting to lose access to them in some fashion despite it being pointless. It doesn't make sense for anyone else to do it.

I wonder if his lawyer will try to plead insanity. It might be Luigi's best chance at avoiding the worst prisons. Are his lawyers aware of the significance of the 286 number?

No. 454938

>>454936
ohh okay thank you, nona.
deleting to free up space from my tardation.

No. 454941

>the baiting starts when eurofags wake up

No. 454942

>>454941
can they go away..

No. 454943

>>454937
i agree with everything you said, i also considered that he could’ve archived them himself, it makes more sense.
his lawyers must be aware because it was semi-viral on tiktok and twitter

No. 454944

>>454942
but im a luigifag and eurofag

No. 454945

>>454941
i’m not an eurofag, my sleep pattern is just fucked

No. 454946

>>454944
oh anonita, you can stay, but the ones who like to bite our ankles need to go.

No. 454947

>>454945
Ok no wonder you're so grouchy. Can you please talk to us when your brain is well rested?

No. 454949

>>454943
Wonder if this would be worth tipping off his lawyers if they are thinking of building up a case for an insanity plea. What you found IMO, is a very strong argument in favor of a mental break. I think him ending up in normal prison would be the wrong outcome. At least with a mental hospital he would have better access to his family to visit.

No. 454950

>southern Italian phenotype
He comes from a long line of BBC enjoyers

No. 454951

>>454936
Im retarded what did luigi mean by this

No. 454952

>>454951
He's calling that person a catfish.

No. 454954

>>454952
so is he calling out nlogging and pickmeism?
If so, he's gonna make me cum

No. 454955

>>454950
it's ok i can bleach him

No. 454956

>>454955
Personally I think we should run an experiment and have Luigi breed with every single race of woman to see the results.

No. 454957

>>454936
just when I thought he couldn't get any more perfect…

No. 454958

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No. 454959

IF THE FEDS WANTED ME TO BELIEVE CEO KILLING IS BAD WHY DID THEY HAVE TO CHOOSE GODS GIFT TO WOMEN AS A PATSY?!?!?!?

No. 454961

>>454959
Yeah, makes no sense

No. 454962

>>454958
uggh sorry I frogot to cut audio.

No. 454963

Do you think there will be new sauce tomorrow? As much as he was a cutie from his frat days I much prefer his schizo look

No. 454966

File: 1734606524916.gif (1.7 MB, 400x400, kult3ditz.gif)

>>454963
Hopefully.

No. 454969

>>454901
same anon,I did it and it was amazing.Luigi is the only man who’s name I’ve ever moaned out while masturbating

No. 454970

>>454966
I love you so much nonna

No. 454980

Link to the Preliminary Hearing
https://www.youtube.com/live/ge3v4yUd974
Let's hope we see him getting out of the van

No. 454982

>>453950
Blog but I stayed here earlier this year and I don’t remember any Asian women at the front desk but there were some very pretty Black and Latina women. Purely anecdotal but yeah.

No. 454984

>>454982
Luigi is a multi-cultural lover.
>>454980
I am going to be at work all day, I am begging nonnas to please screencap as much as possible, I don't care if the thread is spammed. Make gifs out of some of the clips as well if you can, https://imgflip.com/gif-maker feel free to link a better gif making resource kek. Also the comments on that livestream right now are a lot of
>he accomplished nothing
>this wont change anything
He made thousands of women horny, that's a huge accomplishment for a male. Plus scaring the shit out of CEOs is based.
FUCK the channel just posted that cameras are not allowed inside the courtroom! We're only getting him going in and out of the vehicle again I guess. FUCK

No. 454988

>>454984
I'll clip every visible inch of his body, don't you worry

No. 454990

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Nonnas I don't think we are getting new Luigi content today

No. 454991

>>454990
shit world, fuck PA

No. 454992

Still holding out hope that we get content when he arrives in NY, getting severe Wigi withdrawals

No. 454993

Women commenting 'free my husband' KEK

No. 454994

The girl shouting Free Luigi is iconic

No. 454995

>>454993
so many angry moids in the comments too, i've read a couple comments of males insinuating that he'll get raped in prison. just weird monkeys

No. 454996

>>454995 they are just envious

No. 454997

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No. 454999

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low quality weegee sighting a couple minutes ago
https://x.com/AliBaumanTV/status/1869727287811428497

No. 455000

>>454997
Thats all we get? They smuggled him into the side/back entrance too. They are so fucking afraid of his impact. So retarded they’re making it worse for themselves honestly. It makes it seem like he is saner than they want us to believe.

No. 455001

>>454999
What’s going on with his jaw, I’m upset

No. 455002

>>455000
i'm surprised they didn't put a bag over his head

No. 455004

>>455001
I'm hoping he's just holding his jaw in that tense position he did in some past photos and that he hasn't been hurt - looks like they've trimmed the back of his hair and let him have a shave though

No. 455005

>>454999
Ooooh he is clean shaved

No. 455006

>>454999
Did he get a haircut? On God we can't let these prison barbers mutilate his beautiful mane. If they give our boy a high taper fade I'm rioting.

No. 455008

File: 1734613582345.webp (129.39 KB, 1440x963, download.webp)

WE WANT TO SEE HIS FACE

No. 455009

>>455005 samefag but to me it’s not that’s it’s clean shaven but that I can’t see his bottom lip or chin from this angle. I’m wishing it wasn’t messed up in prison

No. 455010

>>454921
Get out of my head nonnie! I was thinking about almost this exact same premise while falling asleep last night. I need him to get me pregnant.

>>455008
Absolutely brutal mogging. The system pig fears the schizo vigilante.

No. 455011

>>455009
It might be just that he's grimacing

No. 455012

>>455006
It looks fine, Im worried about his jaw though.
My fucking step mother is telling me about how he’s going to get raped by black guys up the ass and his hair ripped out and have a train run on him and now I want to cry. She’s also calling him a coward for not shooting him in the face. Free me.

No. 455013

I'm hoping we get at least one face pic on his way out

No. 455015

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Can’t embed or attach a TikTok video for some reason so I’ll just attach some unearthed photos from his Uni/Frat days. It makes me sad looking at these, he looked younger full of life.

No. 455016

Im so sad I don’t want him to get raped to death in prison shut up shut up shut up.
>hes ugly on the inside
Not even. God forbid some fat fuck evil CEO gets popped.
>he could have made a difference from his money now he will be raped and turn gay
Make a difference with money how??? Donating? Hearty kek

No. 455018

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No. 455019

Reee if his jaw is fucked then i knew it i told you they were going to beat him! He might just be sucking in his bottom lip from anxiety. When im nervous i bite the inside of my cheek. Hope thats the issue. Im sad

No. 455020

>>455019
Im sure it's that. Otherwise he'd have bruises

No. 455021

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>>455017
I don’t want to derail but neither worked for me even attaching the video I get an error page, I already took it to meta with no response. Anyways more Luigi

No. 455022

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No. 455023

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No. 455024

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No. 455026

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No. 455027

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Last photo

No. 455028

>>455026
No hate to her but this is a rare hot guy x ugly girl pairing (based)

No. 455029

>>455027
>>455018
Butterflies from these two and this >>455015 one makes me wonder if he still has that costume or at least hat

No. 455033

How long do preliminary hearings take I'm going insane

No. 455034

>>455028
She looks better than him you’re just racist

No. 455035

>>455034
It is objectively racist to any other asian woman to claim that one is attractive, at all

No. 455036

>>455033
I hope the media reveals some quotes and comments regarding his behavior

No. 455039

>>455033
no idea, but a CBS Baltimore guy said there was no outburst this time

No. 455040

>>455039
He doesnt wanna get slammed again. Actually his lawyer probably told him to calm down

No. 455041

>>455039
samefag, but they just said that Ali Bauman from CBS New York is inside the courthouse so keep that tab open
https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/live/
this moid is also inside https://x.com/Dylan_Segelbaum(this is an imageboard. post caps)

No. 455042

>>455034
as an asian, she is definitely not super attractive. not hideous but not gorgeous either. then again i feel like many of the younger pics of weegee make him look like a huge nerd and he looks exactly like that here so it isn't a super mismatched pairing to me.

No. 455044

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>>455026
>>455034
She looks human to you? She doesn't trigger any survival instincts in you, like she might be wearing some kind of freaky mask to look so…strange? Ohh! Youre asian. Ignore what i said. Ure so right nona she's breathtakingly gorgeous! Even prettier than him, yes ABSOLUTELY! Nothing weird about her face at all(racebait)

No. 455045

Watching the Law&Crime stream of the preliminary hearing. Nothing happening yet but it warms my heart that people are traveling from afar to support our boy.

No. 455046

>>455044
I actually want asian nonas and the Asian fetish bait thing to continue because to act like this over a man is so demented but also too funny i want to study your psychology(bait)

No. 455048

>>455046
If you aren’t a burger gtfo

No. 455051

>>455042
Yes I think it's also just the smile, otherwise she seems to look pretty

No. 455052

>>455046
The coping and seething every time a photo emerges of him with an Asian woman is absolutely hilarious.

No. 455053

Where’s my Luigi. Why don’t they give him a coat it’s cold. I notice he always looks around nervously when he is being escorted. Release him into my arms

No. 455054

>>455046
>>455052
I'm white and disturbed by the quality of the asians so far if anything but yellow fever is never attractive on a man. It always seems like typical intimacy-avoiding/closeted gay moid behavior. Asian women really shouldn't "gotcha" with it, white women certainly don't brag about asian men who obviously only like them for their perceived "superior" racial status. Not to mention, they'd be banned for race baiting

No. 455055

>>455026
So cute, I love his smile so much

No. 455057

>>455054
True. It seems to border on actual asian fetishism with how mid these women look. He could have done so much better.

No. 455058

>>455023
There are more Asian people in this picture than I see on a regular basis, I think k his school was just insanely Asian heavy kek, his fratbro friends were probably mostly Asian and they had Asian girlfriends and girl friends. The anons saying zomggg the haggard white and black bitches itt are seething about le cutie Asian gfs and yellow fever are just baiters, everyone ignore them.

No. 455059

>>455054
They are just baiting they don’t give a shit about asians and refuse to lurk because they don’t actually frequent this thread. 90% of his major and friendgroup are Asian including the males. They don’t care they just want to derail from good Wigi discussion. Let’s discuss how we feel about his shaved face? Im personally glad he won’t be sporting a beard and they let him groom.

No. 455060

I wonder what's going on in the courtroom, I would sell a kidney to be a fly on the wall

No. 455061

>>455060
Same. The comments on that live stream are interesting. Some guy said Luigi is a woke lib KEK

No. 455062

>>455027
hngg i wish he was sitting on my lap…

No. 455063

>>455059
Completely agree anon. It's not even a topic I give a fuck about anyways and wish baiters would just stop bringing it up. I expected that he has probably slept with and dated many uggos, asian or not, since he was a horny male nerd in college. It would be weird if he didn't or his entire dating background were much different than it is now. I don't understand why any of this is controversial or has to be discussed in detail

No. 455065

>>455063
He probably didn’t have much sex actually.

No. 455068

>>455058
>There are more Asian people in this picture than I see on a regular basis, I think k his school was just insanely Asian heavy kek, his fratbro friends were probably mostly Asian
>Literally two (not one, but two!), East Asian guys
The cope is insane

No. 455069

>>455059
>He doesn't have yellow fever!
>It's just that 90% of his major and friendgroup are Asian including the males!
Can you be this dense? It's because he has yellow fever that he seeks out Asian friends.

No. 455070

Stop replying to low quality bait

No. 455073

>>454901
>>454905
>>454910
That's the basics of sex magick, kek. Keep edging for a bit, build up the intensity of the orgasm, and right when you're about to cum focus on the intention that LUIGI WILL BE FREE. Done collectively that's even more powerful. Godspeed, nonas.

No. 455075

Livestream comments say he's being extradited to NY

No. 455077

>>455075
Extradite him to my home

No. 455078

>>455069
He’s an Ivy League tech bro, why on earth wouldn’t he have a heavy Asian group of friends

No. 455079

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No. 455081

>his type is like crack to Asian women
>even though their type is stinky techbros or bland goofy white dudes
Are you even listening to yourself?

No. 455082

>>455081
Meant to reply to >>455076

No. 455083

>>455078
He’s an Ivy League tech bro, why on earth wouldn't he have a fetish for Asian women?

No. 455085

I don't even wanna fuck him but this thread is a hell of a lot more fun than the fake radfem nonas trying to posture and paint him as just another evil scroid without integrity. The reaching and mental gymnastics are practically fanfiction at this point. I understand some people getting sick of women jumping on the bandwagon for the meme potential but as someone who finds Luigi's character admirable and inspiring it's not surprising why he's everyone's husbando.

No. 455086

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Him and his mom crying

No. 455088

>>455086
Sorry samefag, she’s his sister

No. 455089

File: 1734620800456.webp (60.24 KB, 1126x1672, 9816C83D-A1BC-4C6B-B0E3-73EB5A…)

Sorry for the spam but I hit a well of photos of Luigi, I’m just leaving it here as an archive. Also leaving out some few photos of him as a minor considering the amount of horny posting here

No. 455090

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No. 455091

>>455083
I guess rape is the only solution! Shucks

No. 455092

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No. 455094

>>455073
>sex magick
>Done collectively that's even more powerful
Completely agree nona, keep building and recruiting. The magick can only become stronger and more concentrated through quantity

No. 455095

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No. 455097

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No. 455099

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This one may have been posted before but I’m unsure

No. 455100

I need more Luigi from todayyyyy

No. 455101

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>>455100 sorry nona but unless if they release the chalk pastel portraits in the courtroom there is going to be no new pics, they are sheltering him heavily

No. 455102

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No. 455103

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No. 455104

sorry for the crappy screenshots the live stream quality was not great

No. 455105

I want Luigi to be found guilty and send to adx Florence where I would be his guard and the only woman he ever comes in contact with. I would toss out any love letters he receives and gaslight him into thinking that everyone in the outside world hates him except me. Somewhere along the way I will become impregnated by him and then I would come back to this thread to flex our child.

No. 455106

Some guy from the DA's office (?) said he's been handed over to the NYPD, god grant him grace

No. 455107

>>455091
>This guy has a racial fetish?
>I want him to rape me, shucks!
Have some respect for yourself

No. 455108

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>>455063
according to his classmates, he was the opposite

No. 455109

>>455102
>>455103
Nonas, what do you think about his sudden weight loss? What was the reason? It seems like he lost much of his muscle mass during the time he went off the grid until the assassination because he was not able to eat much and work out. He looks underweight now.

No. 455110

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>>455083
He was following a blonde British girl during his schizo arc and I am living through her

No. 455111

File: 1734621929642.mp4 (3.46 MB, 1280x720, 68040D3A-88EA-43B4-A7BD-7631E2…)

i can’t believe i waited this long to see… his eyebrows for a millisecond

No. 455112

>>455110
>He had a single twitter follower who was white
>That means I can ignore his plainly evident yellow fever

No. 455114

>>455111
He looks so sad. Hope he can stay strong and know that he is loved.

No. 455115

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No. 455117

>>455103
what's he hiding in his mouth

No. 455118

File: 1734622123243.mp4 (7.46 MB, 1280x720, DE3B8843-A038-47F2-98A5-B380D1…)

found a decent quality one. he looks worried

No. 455119

>>455118
absolutely hate this zoomer-esque haircut

No. 455120

>>455118
Please tell me they let him pee before his trip…

No. 455121

File: 1734622306542.jpeg (183.65 KB, 536x567, IMG_6898.jpeg)

>>455118
haha peekaboo cutie patootie

No. 455122

>>455119
To be fair he is technically a zoomer

No. 455123

>>455006
>>455119
I hope they were gentle with his neck.

No. 455124

>>455118
What up with the cop taking pictures?

No. 455125

>>455124
his fat ass is gonna sell them

No. 455126

He's going on a plane to NY and not by road apparently, is this normal?

No. 455127

>>455124
secret fanboy. also the driver looks so sad.

No. 455128


No. 455129

>>455118
a god amongst all those bald men kek

No. 455130

>>455109
Probs him getting very obsessed with his plan must have made him loose interest in eating. He looks best like that though to me

No. 455131

>>455129
I was going to mention that kek

No. 455132

>>455124
kek hopefully posting those pics he took to this thread

No. 455133

>>455102
>>455103
Husband! Is he okay? Is his tooth hurting? Who hit him.
>>455111
Stop manhandling him
>>455120
You know they didn’t

No. 455134

>>455126
I don't think so. I have seen articles mentioning they are doing this as a precaution. They know he has a lot of sympathy from the public so they're afraid of being followed.

No. 455135

>>455134
Praying it crashes and he is the sole survivor

No. 455137

>>454995
>>455012
The obsession with him getting dicked down…
>>455133
>You know they didn't
Nooo oh god I don't want him to get a UTI.

No. 455138

File: 1734623194283.mp4 (18.95 MB, 1280x720, ssstwitter.com_1734622856504.m…)

skip to 00:10

No. 455139

>>455012
What the fuck is wrong with her? Sorry but she sounds legitimately mentally handicapped.

No. 455140

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No. 455141

>>455138
>"Please stay back. Ma'am. I'm gonna ask you once."
Kek which one of you was that

No. 455142

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No. 455144

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No. 455146

he is also facing federal charges which brings the death penalty to the table these charges are excessive and all cause of one fat fuck who was probably cheating on his wife constantly at strip clubs

No. 455147

>>455107
I want to rape him actually

No. 455148

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No. 455149

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>>455115
Listen to the music. He's just your average disgusting slimy Techbro moid with yellow fever, not some pure innocent angel you make him out to be.(infight baiting repeatedly)

No. 455150

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>>455146
I hope they get overthrown

No. 455151

>>455149
This is quite literally me

No. 455152

>>455146
>>455150
Hell, I hope these get overthrown simply for constitutional reasons. It will set a very bad precedent otherwise.

No. 455153

>>454958
find footage of husbando where he's not next to an asian woman challenge: impossible

No. 455154

>>455146
He ded
I just hope that it'll be swift and painless, and that they won't keep him on the death row for 20 years. He will become a martyr, that's for sure.

No. 455155

>>455119
i like it i find him giga hot kek his disheveled look is my favorite though
>>455146
reading this made my stomach churn

No. 455156

>>455148
He’s so photogenic like every picture they take of him is a renaissance painting

No. 455157

>>455153
Yet folks here still try to claim he doesn't have a fetish lmao

No. 455158

>>455144
Closing the curtains to kiss Luigi.

No. 455160

>>455154
Nah, that shit is ridiculous. Death penalty for one fat, useless faggot CEO dying? Feds aren't even trying to hide that CEOs are a privileged class. Ted killed more people and caused more damage and even he didn't get the death penalty. This bullshit is going to wake people up.

No. 455162

>>455157
no, it’s proof that he was literally surrounded by Asians 24/7 and not by choice.

No. 455163

File: 1734624129578.jpg (300.17 KB, 2048x1370, gettyimages-2190058879-2048x20…)

angel face. ignore the fuckass logo

No. 455164

File: 1734624142864.webp (4.47 MB, 4572x2853, IMG_3654.webp)

Unghhhh

No. 455166

Stop responding to baiters.
Anyway Im going to cry, poor Luigi. Please keep him safe from harm… I don’t want to not see him again. Pray for and masturbate to Luigi for his protection.

No. 455167

>>455163
The moid on the right represents all the seething malefailures.

No. 455168

File: 1734624295263.webp (2.48 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_3655.webp)

kekkkk the fucking courtroom sketches

No. 455169

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No. 455170

File: 1734624376804.webp (2.52 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_3657.webp)

samefag but why they make him look like that kek

No. 455171

File: 1734624378802.png (1.14 MB, 750x1334, IMG_8510.png)

They got him on the slutty waist leash.
>>455168
Kekkk they hired the worst artist on purpose. Why draw him with a five o clock shadow when he is smooth? Cute pose though I guess

No. 455172

>>455168
Why would they draw him with a neck beard fuck ew

No. 455173

>>455166
They have their own Weegee thread on CC and immediately attack anyone showing support to him in it and yet they're still here lurking.
>>455168
>>455170
I wish we could've had the real photos.

No. 455174

>>455170
The disrespect

No. 455175

>>453530
I worry he might get attacked or even killed in prison… inmates get jealous, he is celebrity status now. i wonder if they’ll isolate him.

No. 455176

>>455170
They’re trying so hard to make this angel face ugly,every male involved in this is just so jealous of him

No. 455177

>>455170
sketch artists for courtrooms get paid very little so you aren't going to have the best artists working there

No. 455178

>>455170
>Mr. Bean goes to courtroom

No. 455179

File: 1734624533363.jpg (392.58 KB, 2048x1366, gettyimages-2190061058-2048x20…)

i like this one. i'm going to sleep, please use >>454171 or >>451281 as next thread pic
>>455170
this has to be an insult

No. 455180

>>455162
>it’s proof that he was literally surrounded by Asians 24/7
Correct. He surrounded himself with Asians because of his fetish.
>and not by choice.
Correct. He didn't choose to have yellow fever, it was thrust upon him after watching too much anime.(bait)

No. 455181

>>455171
Oops wait sorry it’s not a leash.
>>455172
They literally want him to be ugly so bad but it’s not going to work

No. 455183

>>455173
Why do they hate him?

No. 455184


No. 455185

>>455173
>They have their own Weegee thread on CC and immediately attack anyone showing support to him in it and yet they're still here lurking.
Proof that CC is a failmale haven with trannyjannies kek

No. 455186


No. 455187

>>455185
>The moid-haters are secretly scrotes
>The true TERFS are the ones who want to suck this uggo's cock

No. 455188

>>455183
They sound a lot like the fags on r9k and pol, even in the LC hate thread he's mentioned, lol.

No. 455189

Please just report the bait and stop responding it's literally one faggot trying to bait an infight.

No. 455190

>>455118
aw man they gave him a broccoli cut and a shave.
Guess thats better than him being beaten

No. 455192

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No. 455193

>>455179
agree love the shrine pic for the next luigi thread

No. 455194

>>455191
No the fuck

No. 455195

>>455190
My theory is that they want to make him younger-looking and thus more sympathetic.

No. 455196

>>455191
No

No. 455197

>>455195
He already looks young

No. 455199

>>455120
>Please tell me they let him pee before his trip…
Actually when they transport prisoners they put diapers on them, fun fact

No. 455200

>>455195
I already sympathize with him. But yeah, beating him would have made him look bad in court.
God fucking dammit my cute angel doesn't deserve this. He should be in the woods being cared for by a feral nona



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