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No. 90960

I can't be the only one who constantly has to deal with selfish and clueless guys who've obviously got their idea of sex from watching too much porn.

So let's share our worst and cringeworthies sexual experiences in this thread!

No. 90961

I'll start off:

>meet guy on tinder

>he's a successful male model with a cute-boy-next-door type of look
>kinda creepy over text, but he's a major cutie and I feel flattered so I decide to give it a shot
>we meet up and he's really sweet and normal IRL
>we end up going back to my apartment & have sex
>he has the girthies dick I have ever seen in real life
>has apparently never heard of female pleasure and aggressively pushes his dick into my dry ass pussy
>I'm in the worst pain ever but decide to endure it until he comes
>after what felt like 20 minutes he still hasn't come
>I can't take it any longer and start crying
>"Awww, you have tears in your eyes, how sweet"
>I tell him I'm in pain and that I need him to stop
>"Is it a good or a bad type of pain?"
>obviously a bad one, dumbass
>he makes me feel guilty for not getting him off so my insecure self gives him head until he cums
>the next day he keeps texting me that he thought it was so sweet how I couldn't handle his dick and that he wants to do that again
>needless to say I never saw him again

I completely understand that it was partly my fault for not being upfront about my feelings and my desire to be pleasured. But seriously, how can an adult male be this delusional?
I still can't believe that a guy that has sex with different girls all the time would have no fucking clue about mutual sexual enjoyment or what a girl who's enjoying sex looks like. You could see the pain in my face but instead of being concerned he kinda got off on that.

I still kinda feel bad about the whole thing and have stopped using Tinder completely.

No. 90967

>>90961
Lmao, I'm screenshotting this. Women are so fucking retarded.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 90969

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It's always surprising where guys localize your clitoris. Usually it's about 16ft away, but hey, thanks for rubbing my labium like a lunatic I guess?!

No. 90970

>>90967
Yikes

>>90960
My first time, the guy would grab them really hard, when i told him it hurt he said girls like pain (?)

Not sex but yeah we broke up

No. 90971

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>>90961
>creepy text
>enduring painful fucking
>give him head out of guilt

Girl, what the fuck is wrong with you. He's this delusional because girls like you keep appeasing his shitty ego and horrible skill.

No. 90972

>dating this guy for a long time as a teen
>he's sweet and we get along well, but he's fat
>he's a good guy and it's never really mattered though, so i look past it
>has eaten me out successfully before
>we finally reach the point where we decide to have sex and lose our virginities
>since he's fat, i have to do all the "work"
>small dick does nothing for me
>goes over so badly that i feel like i must be one of those girls that can't cum from solely-penetrative sex
>years go by where i think i just don't like sex all that much
>after we break up, i sleep with someone else
>his dick isn't all that big either, but he's pretty fit so we can trade off who's on top when the other starts getting tired and he actually makes an effort to do stuff that feels good to me rather than just having me do stuff for him like the first guy
>holy shit sex is actually good
>like REALLY good

I have a similar story about finding out that I actually like beer once I tried one that wasn't a frathouse-style light beer lmao

No. 90973

>>90971
I've definitely learned my lesson.
Idk but at the time I felt so flattered that a guy like that was interested in fucking me that I kinda just went along with it.

No. 90974

>>90972
I've had a very similar experience. I dated my first boyfriend for three years and during that time I absolutely hated sex. He'd aggressively bite and lick my ears (like, not the ear lobes but the actual outer ear) and neck and when I told him I didn't like that at all, he'd just not understand. After breaking up with him and sleeping with other guys I finally realized that I DO actually like sex and even neck kisses.

No. 90975

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>>90961
I know we were all naive and impressionable at one point but this makes my head hurt. Parents need to start informing their daughters on how to handle situations like this before they start dating. I swear to god…

No. 90976

>>90975
Yes, there needs to be a whole lesson on how to say no and why you shouldn’t feel guilty saying it.
And men need to learn more about sex in general if they think attempting entry into a pussy that aint up to temp yet is okay. Amateur really.

What a fucking loser that guy is.

No. 90978

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my boyfriend tries to talk dirty in bed sometimes and he says some of the funniest shit. he comes up with something hot on occasion, but most times require me to use all of my willpower not to laugh while we're fucking.

a few things he's said to me during sex:
>"i'm going to make you wear a necklace made of dicks so everybody knows you're a whore"
>"pee all over me like a dog you fucking bitch"
>"i'm about to shove so many things up your ass" (he didn't and i'm glad)

i'm losing my shit just writing these down

he's the best i've ever had otherwise– his dick is fantastic and he has great stamina. but one out of every twenty times we fuck i just lie in bed and have an existential crisis because i don't understand wtf he just said

No. 90979

>>90978
>"i'm going to make you wear a necklace made of dicks so everybody knows you're a whore"
This one got me bad. I bet at the time he thought it was really hot, then the second it came out of his mouth he instantly regretted it.

No. 90980

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>>90978
>"i'm going to make you wear a necklace made of dicks so everybody knows you're a whore"

No. 90985

>>90980
>>90979
that one is great, but is no one seeing the
>"pee all over me like a dog you fucking bitch"

what the fuck???

No. 90986

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>be 16 and having my first boyfriend
>horny all the time because of hormones
>even tho my bf was older (20ish) he was a virgin
>we talked a lot of having sex, he told me stories where he made his exes so wet with foreplay only
>get super hyped
>finally, the big day comes
>he has a very ugly and average sized dick
>when I reached to blow him, I was kinda surprised and grossed by the smell but he told me that was the "normal dick smell"
>It-was-just-dirtyyyyyy.png
>he tries to eat me out but does the most hilarious faces, like he was constipated
>fucking was painful at the beginning, then he asked me to moan like a hentai

We were together for a few years and eventually just assumed that sex wasn't that great in general, later knew that the dick was bad. Also,

>he only could cum if he was masturbated for several minutes

>never wanted to have sex
>bad hygiene in general

Later after we broke up knew that he masturbated at least 4 times a day with lolicon and camgirls while I slept

No. 90998

I briefly dated a guy who had like the classic side-swept emo hair. He gave me oral once and I found strands of his hair in my pussy afterwards…. fucking nasty shit. Made me hate his stupid hair even more than before lmao.

No. 91001

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>>90978
I would drag a man out of bed by the scalp if he said any of these things to me.

No. 91002

The first time I had sex the dude literally scratched at my labia minora and vaginal canal like he was trying to remove peeling paint. Multiple times. I didn't expect a male virgin to be a pussy master but how do you even get that fucking idea?

No. 91005

I hooked up with this guy on and off my freshman year of college who was a huge fucking loser. he was a virgin and I didn't know it beforehand and after the first time we had sex he was OBSESSED with me. Like, stereotypical virgin teenage girl obsessed. He had no clue what he was doing, the first time we had sex he came immediately after he put the condom on but I figured it was bc he was too drunk or something. No. Every other time was equally horrible. Including the time he puked on me WHILE INSIDE OF ME. drunk virgin frat boys - never again

No. 91006

>>90986

God, reminds me of the first person I slept with. The stench emanating from his crotch was enough to make me gag. His dick was slimy and almost encrusted with cheese. I went for, like, two years afterwards thinking that was normal.

Luckily, my ultra-hygienic current boyfriend has since shown me the light.

No. 91007

Ex had a horribly bent penis and would always blame me for the fact it hurt a LOT to have that thing put inside of me, especially if it slipped out and he rammed it back in. It was straight at the base but curved sharply to the right about half way up. It was ridiculous and for years I was led to believe it was my vagina that was the issue until I got a check up and was told I was all fine inside. Had he zero stamina and would get annoyed if I didn't want to go on top because I had confidence issues due to him grabbing my stomach and telling me I was fat. Glad he's my ex and my current bf is better in every way. Clean/straight dick, can go for ages and actually gives me head and loves it. Never settle for shitty sex!

No. 91008

one time i was grinding against this dude and about to cum when he started tickling my armpits. he heard it “makes things more intense” but it just turned me off completely.

No. 91011

This while thread should be renamed "Horror Stories".
Im laughing but some of this stuff is yikes.

No. 91015

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>>90978
>>"i'm about to shove so many things up your ass"
Not his cock. Not a finger. Just so many things.
Do you tell him when you don't like what he said? Maybe he needs direction?

No. 91016

>>90969
Yeah mine always aims too low. I tell him higher and he figures it out, but he always starts way too low.

No. 91019

>>90978
literally crying over here

My ex had no strength and stamina, so when he was on top he would just lie flat on me and hump away like I was some hole in a mattress. He would always whine that I should tell him what I like so he can please me, but when I did, like getting him to eat me out properly, he'd remember for like one session and never do it again on his own.

I did get to peg him though which was probably some of the best sex I ever had.

No. 91020

>>91008
sounds hot tbh

No. 91022

>>91019
Ugh disgusting.
This is why men don’t want women to be sexually liberated, because then we can compare their poor performance to good.
Lazy fucks

No. 91035

Sorry for shitting up the thread with an ot post but how do you guys deal with sexual things you don't want to perform? I have no desire of sucking a guy's dick ever and I wouldn't mind if he doesn't want to go down on me either. I find most dicks repulsive and I'm sure I won't be lucky to get a cute one. It worries me a lot how oral and anal sex seem to be the norm nowadays and even fetishy stuff.

No. 91038

>>91035
oral sex has always been the norm

No. 91041

>>90986
>>91006
I honestly can't count how many times guys have expected me to suck their stinky ass dicks with absolutely no shame. I've figured that the stinkyness (and slimyness) mainly occurs with guys who are uncut and who masturbate a lot, residues of their cum accumulate under their foreskin.
Also one time a guy tried to shove his sweaty balls into my mouth. It was summer and the smell of sweaty butt crack almost made me puke.

No. 91046

>>91035
>>91041

Jfc, are you gurls literally afraid to stop and say "I'm not doing that untik you bathe"? What, are you afraid if you say no, the guy will grab your face and throatfuck you to death?

Should rename the thread to "girls who are acared to say what they want/don't want during sex" ffs

No. 91047

>>91046
Um that's literally what I did in these situations though? Doesn't change the fact that there are a ton of guys who have absolutely no shame whipping out their unwashed dicks with the expectation of getting head.

No. 91058

Small dicks, never again. They are just so bad.

No. 91059

>>91058
Seriously, I've been afraid to have sex since the last guy. I dont want to risk a small dick again, I'd rather have no sex.

I wish I could find out beforehand but I'm too much of a prude to get dick pics or touch it before we're actually in a relationship. And by then it's too late to break it off easily.

No. 91060

>>91059

All that coping about "size doesn't matter" thing is just so fucking sad. Stop wasting people's time with that pathetic thing.

No. 91061

>>91060
I think they just need to pre emptively lower their standards taking their dick into account. Like, a guy who is 10/10 with his clothes on but has a small dick should not go for 10/10 women. If he aims lower they won't have much right to be disappointed since he has already compensated somewhat.

No. 91062

>>91046

A lot of it has to do with being insecure or inexperienced. When I was a clueless, eager-to-please teenager, I simply didn't know what was considered normal in sexual situations.

No. 91063

>>91058
I don't think it's the end of the world especially if they compensate. Been with a hot guy who was small, but he had fucking magic fingers and ate me out like a proper man. Obviously ymmv with these things though.

No. 91067

>>91035
Just say no? If he keeps pressuring you leave and look for someone else.

No. 91071

>>91060
>>91059
How small are we talking? I swear I'm not a guy, just interested. I've never been with a guy with a small dick (like below 12cm i guess) and I actually HATE big dicks because they hurt me.

No. 91087

>>91063
I've had that same experience. When the dick came out it was a bit disappointing but he made up for it. Would definitely prefer over a guy who just whips his big shlong out and then expects you to worship it and do all the work and possibly even deepthroat the monster.

No. 91088

>>91071

Below 15 cm.

>>91087

Guys with big dicks can have magic fingers too, don't give hope to small dick guys hope that they actually have a chance.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 91106

ex boyfriend was really bad at sex. he once bored me so much that while he was on top, i pulled out the xbox and played skyrim on mute until he was finished.

No. 91118

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>be 16yo
>New at school, become a tutor to meet new people
>Meet cute guy one grade below via his friend that I tutored
>Instantly click, start hanging out, he eventually invites me over after school when his parents are still at work
>We start to fuck
>Didn't realize how small he was until a few strokes in (skipped foreplay)
>Felt like he was fingering me with his dick
>Oh god let me out
>After a few minutes he asks me if I came
>I say no, keep going
>He finishes
>I get dressed and say I need to be home
>He lets me know that it was his first time and how much he enjoyed it

Didn't fuck him after that, even though he asked to see me again. Some girl who was apparently obsessed with him found out I fucked him and she wanted to fight me. I didn't have the heart to tell her he was small.

No. 91130

i had an ex fuckbuddy that i would hook up with for a little over a year. he definitely thought it was more than just sex, even though i told him multiple times that it wasnt and that i was seeing people other than him at the same time as well

i don't know why i kept sleeping with him, though, cause the sex was….eh and his dick was fairly large except the fact that it was severely bent to the right. it wasnt the worst, but he always did these little things that would just completely turn me off.

like, everytime he would finish fingering me, he would wipe off his hands with a tissue before he would penetrate me. why? for what purpose? i know it was probably nothing personal, but it made the sex feel like it was less about actually having sex, or that he felt like my vagina was too dirty for anything other than his dick.
and he never wanted to change positions, was super vanilla, had no idea how to eat a girl out, etc.
he's not my proudest moment in my sexploration journey.

No. 91138

Hahahaha. I’ve had a lot of bad sexual encounters but for some reason this one sticks out in my mind the most:

I was hooking up on and off with a friend in college, we really weren’t that sexually compatible in the first place but we were both equal parts lonely, insecure, and drunk at the time.

One day when we were hooking up he asks me if he can go down on me and I’m like “sure.” I don’t remember how good his technique was (I’m really not into receiving oral anyway since only like .25% of the head ive received has been actually good) but I do remember after he stopped, he says “that wasn’t bad at all, it was just like licking the inside of my elbow or something - it just tasted like skin!!!” As if he expected my vagina to taste like something horrible? So either he had never gone down on a girl before or every girl he had gone down on had something wrong down there. Either way the comment was strange and offputting yet slightly endearing, and I don’t think we ever fucked again after that.

No. 91140

>>91058
a guy and i were on the verge of going from friends to FWB because of all the sexual tension

not only was it tiny when he pulled it out (like 3, maybe 3.25 inches if i'm being generous)–he leapt on me, laid basically flat on top, humped away for like 7 seconds, came, then looked me in the eye and said "gotta get the first one out"

is this normal or was it truly as weird as it felt

No. 91141

This is kind of off-topic but is dick size really a huge deal as long as they don't have a microdick? Do you all actually cum from penetration? It really does nothing for me at all, I'd rather just fondle/caress each other or receive oral instead… So if a guy was below average it wouldn't matter much to me aside from visuals. A lot of other women talk about it like it's the end all of sex but then I see all the studies about how most don't orgasm from it. Is it mostly an emotional thing that you find it hotter to take a bigger dick?

No. 91142

>>90967
>(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
>BAWWW I CAN'T ACCEPT THE TRUTH. BAN IT!
Yikes(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 91143

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these stories are gold, they are making me feel better about my first time having sex, the bad parts were mostly my fault for giving the worst drunk blowjob ever kek

No. 91158

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No. 91160

>>91141
Yeah same here, big dick doesnt really do anything for me, i'd rather it be average sized so it's not such a hassle getting it inside.

No. 91162

These stories make me glad I'm a virgin still, Jesus Christ.

No. 91163

>>91142
>one women admits she acted dumb
>other women agree what she did was dumb
>LMAOOO THIS IS PROOF WOMEN ARE STUPID

No. 91164

>>91160
big dicks on guys are like big boobs on girls.
Some girls who like that sort of thing get turned on by the idea of a huge dick more than it actually

Although if a guy has a thin dick, like no girth, thats the worst, worse than being short.

No. 91173

>>91141
Big dicks are overrated, honestly. They're just too painful to fully enjoy, and the day after, you're sore. 6/7 inches is perfect in my opinion.

No. 91180

>>91173
7 inches is definitely considered to be a big dick, anon. The average sized dick is 5 inches long.

No. 91191

>>91141
Even if you don't cum, penis feels good. Just not good enough to cum from it. Girthy dick feels better than slim dick, and tiny dick can feel like nothing at all.

Had sex once with a guy with a micro dick, felt like he put his pinky inside me aka I didn't feel a thing. So that didn't last.

>>91130
My husband wipes his hands after fingering because he touches my face and hair during sex, and I'm not into having to wash my hair every time we fuck.

No. 91212

>>91141
I love big dick. My bf is about 7.5 inches and I always cum from penetration. Even when I took his v-card and he had no idea what he was doing I came from riding him.

No. 91215

>>91140
not normal at all. typically they'd "get the first one out" before they come to see you. dude sounds tonedeaf af

No. 91217

>>91141
It doesn't really matter to me. I can cum from penetration, but only if I've had a few orgasms before and am having a lucky day. It's never mattered, and it's more important that a man is eager to make me orgasm from other things.

No. 91222

I go out with my guy best friend (who's been my best friend since we were 6) and some other friends for drinks about every other night and sometimes get VERY drunk. A couple months ago he must have been slightly drunker than me and I took him home. As we got inside he grabbed me and started kissing me and I pushed him away at first but then gave in because I was drunk af too. Also his band has been getting pretty popular around here and girls have been throwing themselves at him lately which was kind of turning me on.

Anyway we go on to do it and honest to god he has the biggest dick I've ever seen. 10" for sure. The problem is, he couldn't fucking get it up. I even tried blowing him but nothing since he was blackout drunk. I think we both passed out and I woke up earlier in the morning and left. We havent talked about it and I think he might not remember.

The stupid part is, this exact scenario happened 2 more times with him, we go on to do it, too drunk, he can never get it up, we pretend we don't remember. I keep saying never again, and it's the last time but deep down I kind of want it to happen, but I dont have any feelings for him.

It's really frustrating because it reminds me of my first time, it was with some random guy and he would get it up but it would go flaccid after a couple minutes. He wasn't even drunk, he told me he always had this problem and it's because he watches too much porn.

My friends have told me it has happened to them too and that maybe the guy is inexperienced or nervous but sometimes I feel like it's my fault

No. 91229

i was riding a guy i was seeing back then, and out of fucking nowhere he slapped my boob as hard as he could. it hurt like hell. i froze, unsure how i should react, so i attempted to lighten up the situation by laughing and going "ow! please dont do that again, it hurts."

instead of being a normal fucking human being and apologising and laughing with me, the guy almost started fucking CRYING. he kept saying sorry, how hes such an idiot. it made everything very awkward. i was completely dry at that point and I was apologising to HIM just so he would chill and stop being like..that.


later he even said that its weird i didnt like it, since all his exes did, and he didnt get it from porn at all.

sorry for shit english, not my first language.

No. 91233

>>91222
Girl that is NOT your fault. You gave all the reasons why. It’s most likely because he is drunk. Whiskey dick. It also could be because porn abuse. Definitely not you.

I would not even try unless he was sober.

No. 91234

>>91229
What a fucking weirdo! I don’t want my tits slapped either, ow.
I like how he broke down like a complete basket case then later blamed you for not liking it. Nutters.
And your English was great.

No. 91239

>>91233
Whiskey dick hahahahaha love that
yeah I guess you're right it's just insecurities sometimes you know

I don't think I would try sober because I don't want to risk ruining our friendship and I'm not really that attracted to him anyway, it just always comes out when I'm drunk for some reason

No. 91248

I know there are a lot of girls who really like it when a guy moans, and generally I enjoy it too. But my first boyfriend moaned in such an exaggerated and girly way it turned me off completely.
He had really sensitive nipples for some reason, and as soon as I got close to them (like, I'd just have to barely touch them) he'd literally SCREAM in such a high pitched way it still makes me cringe to this day. I've never watched hentai but that's exactly what I imagine the girls' moans to sound like

No. 91252

>>91248
this is so fucking funny

No. 91253

>>91248
>tfw no bf to scream when I just tap his chest
Sad!

No. 91254

>>91140
oh noooo anon this is the worst story yet. I'm laughing, sorry. I sincerely hope it gets back to him how awful that was.

No. 91256

My ex claimed to be super-dominating in bed, but all we ever did was either standard missionary, or he would ask me if I would like to dominate him "just for fun".

I confronted him once about it and he flipped his shit claiming he had totally a dom because he would hold my hands really tight during sex.

I liked being in control so I just went with it, but he also had really sissy-like moans that eventually escalated to full on gay-porn material. The moment he started moaning the words "breed me" really loudly during sex I knew it was over. He was a great guy otherwise, but so cringy during sex it just wasn't worth it.

No. 91267

>>91248
Omfg anon I can’t relate. My boyfriend has such a weird high-pitch moan, it grosses me out. I just wish he’d growl at me or something. I feel like I’m giving a blow-job to Micky Mouse sometimes.

No. 91270

>>91088
why was this user banned? was it a male?

No. 91288

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>>91256

>The moment he started moaning the words "breed me" really loudly during sex I knew it was over


are we sure this man is hetrosexual ?

No. 91292

>>91288
Kek. I'm that anon. I didn't stay to find out.

No. 91321

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>be me, 16yo
>date vampire guy with nails like actual claws
>let him take my virginity
>fingers me with said claws
>puts a chain around my throat
>isthissexlmao.jpeg
>can’t go on after 5 mins since it fucken hurts
>give blowjob, cums in mouth

Oh

No. 91338

>>91267
>I feel like I’m giving a blow-job to Micky Mouse sometimes
Fucking kek

I also find men moaning not that hot, most sound like really ridiculous…

No. 91347

>>91338
I think it depends on the type of moan. I find it pretty hot when my bf is moaning but he does short, stifled moans. Kind of like he can't help himself because it feels too good. He doesn't do a constant porn moan and it's rare when he actually does. When he does I feel like I'm rocking it when we fuck and it turns me on even more.

No. 91350

>>91321
oh you poor girl…
I know first times aren't usually that great but this sounds pretty bad
don't let anyone push you around like this anymore, you deserve better

No. 91354

>be 17
>really hot guy hmu after my abusive ex dumps me
>is sweet and good at flirting, doesn't make me feel awkward or uncomfortable
>go to his place
>has to wait for an hour on his bed because he is playing league of legends
>finally having sex
>is sweet and constantly asks me if I'm comfortable
>but then he tells me he has jerked off 10 times that day so it doesn't feel good
>asks me if he can just rim me
>rims me for an hour while he jerks off and finally cums
>asks me if I want to watch a series while he does something upstairs
>tucks me into a blanket and leaves
>to talk to the fucking child protective services about his life

Like it was oddly sweet and he seemed like a good guy, but god fucking damn dude. Why invite a girl over for sex if you have jacked off, and why on the same day as your cps meeting

No. 91355

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>be me, 23 yo 8/10
>some guy messages me on grindr
>he's good looking, just my type
>says he wants to try MMF threesome
>the girl looks fine too, i like to try something new
>go to his place
>he's even better in person
>fast forward to the action
>he has good cock, but no game
>the girl doesn't seem to enjoy it much
>looks like she feels that bad kind of pain
>it's getting a litle bit awkward
>take initiative and show him some moves
>it's slowly becoming sex education class
>had to explain him how spit never substitutes actual lube
>MFW i fucked pussy for the first time
>MFW i shown bi guy how to fuck pussy(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 91356

>bf wakes me up early at hotel
>he was too tired to cum the night before
>i'm half-asleep but let him do whatever
>not wet at all
>he puts it in but ignores my pain
>says "I got creampie" after he's finished
>pulls it out and the condom is LOST
>I can't dig it out so we have to sit in the tub and I let him fish in my vagina for it
>finally pull it out
>had to pay $50 for plan B by my fucking self
>realize he left huge hickeys on my neck from the night before
>security officer at the airport asks why I have "burns on me neck"
>my conservative father was the one picking me up from the airport and I had no way of covering the "burns"

No. 91364

>>91338
I don’t know why but every dude I’ve given blow jobs to moans a bit but more often says something like “Fuck….” repeatedly and I may rather have them moan. This makes me think of a movie scene or something where the guy is acting it up.

No. 91369

>>91355
Get the fuck out you fag(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 91372

>>91354

Holy shit anon, are you me? Even LoL part.

0/10, would never date e-pros again.

No. 91386

>>91163
If it makes you feel better.

No. 91387

>>91355
oh lord, this is hilarious and awkward. At least he learned something.

No. 91391

>>91354
lmao why the fuck was cps there

No. 91396

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here's a story of my self destructive yellow fever
> be stupid after girlfriend breaks up with me
> find korean dude on craigslist casual encounters
> he has tiny stereotype dick, is always drinking
> sex is subpar and i can barely feel anything even though i hadn't been dicked in years
> lonely and sad about ex so i continue to hook up with him
> stupidly let him raw me after a couple of times
> one day he asked me to eat his ass
> "It's ok I just showered"
> not my thing but ok whatever
> if he showered he definitely missed the part where you're supposed to wash your ass
> hold back vomit while my tongue is on his asshole
> decided to love myself and never go back
> go to the doctor a week later and test positive for chlamydia

i learned my lesson and stopped thotting around after that

No. 91397

>>91356
i'd dump him so fucking fast wtf. ignoring your pain is such a red flag, and did he even offer to help you pay for plan b??? and hickeys are just immature imo, sounds like you're with a manchild.

No. 91400

>>91396
>find korean dude on craigslist casual encounters
>korean dude
urgh, not even once.

No. 91401

>>91391
It wasn't really cps but our country's version of it. He had problems with his family and was prevously in foster homes and had a worker come over a couple times month. So since he was about to turn 18 they were visiting to talk about his living situation.

I also forgot to add that he wanted to vape in my vag, and that I let him.

No. 91413

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>>91396
> if he showered he definitely missed the part where you're supposed to wash your ass
> hold back vomit while my tongue is on his asshole
God

No. 91417

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>20
>desperate for sex after breaking up with long-term boyfriend
>it's finally time to fuck everyone i can
>shy, so i reached out to some guy i met on discord
>sex was ok but i caught feelings
>stop having sex with him
>make a private nsfw twitter
>ex boyfriend from when i was 14 follows me on there
>notices he's very lonely and wants sex
>send him a message
>he hasn't has sex for 5 years, didn't think much of it
>go to his place
>2 hours of travelling
>get there, shitty, crusty student room
>cumstains on his bed
>he's super nervous, i sit down
>take off clothes, start kissing
>worst kiss i had in 3 years
>maybe it'll get better
>i'm not horny at all
>he doesn't even try at foreplay
>gross dick
>puts on a condom and immediately puts his dick into my dry ass vagina
>it feels so good to him that he lays down on me and doesn't move
>wtfisthis.jpg
>tells me he wants me on top
>ok then
>it happens again, this time he starts shaking
>what the fuck
>'no no don't move or else i'll cum'
>i'm weirded out and i get off his dick, tell him i don't want sex anymore
>'anon i want doggystyle now'
>'no, i don't want to. i want to go home'
>'but anon please'
>guy tries to force me to fuck him again, guilttrips the shit out of me and tries getting me into position
>i push him away and panic
>put on my clothes and start crying in the corner of the room
>guy starts playing vidya
>i leave
>later texts me 'that was great. i'd love to fuck you again'
>i don't respond for obvious reasons

it was the worst sex i've ever had. i don't know if i can classify this as assault but it was very very shitty.
later he made a super gross porn drawing of me and he kept telling me how sexy i was. needless to say i haven't talked to him ever since.

No. 91418

>>91417
It’s definitely assault (attempted?).
What a nasty disgusting piece of shit. I hope he’s whole crotch is rotting now with a wound drain after sustaining a bite from a street dog.

No. 91425

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>>91417
You're really stupid for not seeing those blatant red flags beforehand. I hope you aren't expecting sympathy.

>>91418
>I hope he’s whole
>this entire incoherent and violent rant(bait)

No. 91429

>>91425
You shouldn't post your selfies here, anon.

No. 91430

>>91429
Oooohhh, sick burn! I totally wasn't expecting that response at all.

No. 91438

>>91401
>I also forgot to add that he wanted to vape in my vag, and that I let him.
Did you get an infection?

No. 91440

>>91438
I hope he didn't blow literally into your vagina cuz you can get an embolism from that lmao

No. 91446

I was seeing this guy briefly at my old job. He plays a string instrument, so all my friends said he would be good with his hands. Wrong. He was giving me a massage and decided to stick his penis in me without letting me know. I thought whatever, I could get some. Thought there was going to be kissing, foreplay, etc. Wrong. Dick in dry vagina. I was in pain but thought I could make it. It kept going soft and he spent like 45 mins trying again. He gave up and went down on me. Sweat was drenching me (all his) and a drop hit my tongue perfectly. He took my entire vulva and part of my Venus mound into his mouth and started sucking. The man is 34 and doesnt know what a clit is. I told him I had to go home. When i got home, I had to put a bag of frozen peas on my pussy, it was so swollen. I don't love myself.

No. 91461

>>91446
>He took my entire vulva and part of my Venus mound into his mouth and started sucking.
Should have told him you can't deepthroat a woman.

No. 91487

>>91461
You can if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.

No. 91528

>>91446
>I had to put a bag of frozen peas on my pussy

I'm sorry about the bad sex but this made me lol

No. 91529

>>91446
For the love of God anon, send him an educational video, don't let other women suffer this torment

No. 91541

>>91321
I've always had a thing for vampires but this just sounds really shitty wow. I think you cured my vamp fetish lol.

No. 91550

gave a blowjob to my boyfriend at the time and a few minutes after i felt something weird in the back of my mouth

it was a piece of toilet paper that had been on his dick

No. 91558

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>>91550
Holy shit, anon, this really made me cringe. Did you say anything?

No. 91567

>>91550
I flat out rejected a guy whose dick smelled like piss and looked like it had some sort of smegma/congealed toilet paper on it.

Fuck them. We'd never hear the end of it if our vulva smelled like that and had toilet paper pieces stuck in there.

No. 91584

>>91567
Just had a flashback to a boring 69 with my first boyfriend where I opened my eyes and saw shit on his asshole. I just closed my eyes again and tried to pretend it never happened, it put me off 69. Some time later he was mopping something up from the floor by crumpling the kitchen roll into a ball while smashing it into the mess it and then I had a realisation that this 18 year old probably never learned to wipe his ass properly. Never again.
If only there was some way to tell preteen girls not to settle for shitty (lol) sex but nobody wants to talk to kids about that stuff.

No. 91600

>>91584
glad i got a foreign import who uses a bidet. guys who won't sound gross!

No. 91618

>>91558
i never said anything and just quietly got rid of it because i didnt want to embarrass him, but looking back its just so disgusting

No. 91622

>>91600
I’ve never used one (/normieamerican/), but I would love for us to get on the bidet wagon as country. Men use yards of tp and still can’t do it correctly.
>~BIDETS 2020~<

No. 91643

>>91622
I have a little handheld one that I use. I dream of someday having one integrated into the toilet.
My bf and I just always shower before sex.

No. 91665

My Euro bf has phimosis. We were both virgins when i flew out to meet him last year. I was the first girl he trusted to actually do anything with because of it and his Aspergers. I could barely give him handjobs or blowjobs without fear of hurting him. And then sex wise, he couldnt cum, probably from a combination of the phimosis, wearing a condom, and having started taking depression/anxiety meds. We barely did anything and its almost put me off sex forever. I cant even masturbate anymore because I equate my own orgasms with guilt. I was able to finish everytime we had sex. The next time I fly out we are planning to not use condoms, and he has been using stetching rings(or so he says. I cant always trust he'll do literally anything without me being there to remind him). But im psychologically scarred from the first meetup and I dont even know that I can get turned on anymore. I literally have no sex drive now. Im not sure if its a result of the stuff that happened, or the birth control i started taking a few weeks before meeting him. But its been a year and ive slowly just lost interest in sex in general. Also he's like…super vanilla. He's scared of showing any sort of aggression or dominance, and unfortunately thats one of the only things that turns me on in the first place. Im at a loss of what to do this next time. I feel like a lack of sexual chemistry is a nail in the coffin for a relationship, regardless of how much you love someone. He, on the other hand, thinks its going to get better with practice, despite us both being (older) virgins raised in the porn generation(i was addicted to pron from the ages of 18ish to around 26 or so). I dont have as much faith as he does. Its just a frustrating mess.

No. 91736

>>91665
He needs circumstition, and it's better be done in america with experienced doctor, his condition will only be getting worse. He can get his dick butchered by European doctors.

No. 91762

>>91736
Yeah unfortunately I believe thats what he's going to have to do. He's obsessed with the idea of not getting it done. We both consider ourselves to be intactivists, but Ive told him before that if it has to be done for medical reasons, then its for the best. That you can be against the circumcision of infants, but still have it done when you are of age if you need to. He told me that his dad had to because he ripped it when he lost his virginity. So that worry is there too that he could get more of an injury than just temporary discomfort or pain.

No. 91796

>>91665
I had a euro bf get circumcised

He was bandaged up for two weeks and sore for another two then it was good like new. And he didn't even have any problems with it lol.

No. 91798

>>91762
He should be able to see a doctor and try some prescription creams, first. I think that would be a good first step.

No. 91821

>>91796
For what reason? Medical? Your personal preference?

No. 91823

>be me, 17 years old
>have a crush on this guy for ages, he's 16
>hang out at his house sometimes, watching stupid youtube videos etc
>one day, be at the bus stop with him, bluntly ask 'wanna fuck'
>sure
>go over to my house, lay in bed with him
>damn he's way too cute
>put my arm over his tummy
>he pushes it away
>'i'm on the edge already'
>we still have our clothes on
>finally proceed to have sex
>he has a shrimp dick
>well whatever, let's see how this goes
>he puts it in
>cums, literally from the first thrust
>he falls asleep in my bed for 4 hours without any pants

No. 91840

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No. 91841

>>91823
Sounds like he buried his head in the pillow in shame for 4 hours, embarrassed.
I would never want to be a teenager again.

No. 91843

I never want guys to go down on me because they almost always turn me off when they do it. I would rather they use their hands or fingers than having their tongue flop around aimlessly. Idk idgi. I feel like oral sex is such a meme.

The problem is that most guys I’m with insist they love it so even when I’m like, “No I’m not interested,” they just do it anyway.

No. 91844

>>91843
Maybe try facesitting since it puts you more in control.

No. 91845

The problem with small dicks is not so much the size, but the psychological and social stigmas around it. It wouldn't be a problem if you could just say
>your dick is too small and does nothing, but it's ok, you can have your personal fun as long as you please me latter
but if you say this to a guy you're going to make him suicide. I say this from personal experience, I had a relationship with a guy whose dick was certainly smaller than his middle finger, and thin also. I never told him outright "your dick is too small you're going to have to compensate for it", but I made it clear that him fucking me was mostly for his own pleasure, and that he had to please me with tongue, fingers and toys afterward of before it, and it worked out fine.

Certainly average dick would be better, it's always better, can't make up for it, but I suppose that small dicks at least are better than big dicks because feeling nothing is still better than feeling pain. You can let a small dick guy have his personal fun with you, can't do that with a big dick without feeling like you're being tortured. But then again you usually can't let a small dick guy have his fun, because if he's aware that his small dick does nothing and you're just being nice to him and expecting something in return he's going to be insecure as fuck for the rest of the relationship, and if he's not aware that his dick is too small to do anything then he's not going to care about your lack of fun, you're hiding it from him after all. And I say that "I suppose" because I don't know how pain from big dick feels like, I think the biggest dick that I took was 17 or 18cm and I took it just fine. I have a loose vagina, I'm pretty sure that it's on the loose side, the entrance is certainly loose, dunno if the inner sides also feel loose, never had the courage to ask, maybe this is why I empathize with guys with small dicks, most women would probably feel bad about saying that dick size is a make-it-or-break-it in a relationship, because it shouldn't be, and it actually isn't, the real problem is that you can't discuss it, so a not-so-problematic physical problem becomes a relationship problem, where you just can't give the guy a true feedback about your sex.

I don't know if dick size really is a make-it-or-break-it for other women, maybe in this age of hookups and tinder you can be picky since nothing is serious. But it's not my case, I would be willing to put up with a small dicked guy rather than a big painful dick guy if only they didn't make a big fuss out of the fact that they just can't please a woman with their dicks, "fuck me and then we will have MY fun latter, that's fine". But as it is today, both big dicks and small dicks are likely to become a one-way sex since the guys can't realize how bad their dicks feel like in both situations, which means that sex in that relationship itself will always be bad, you're always going to feel like you're accepting something in silence and not getting anything in return, and this is what really breaks it.

At least this is how I speculate things.

No. 91847

>>91843
I feel this anon maybe I've never had good oral.

No. 91849

>>91843
>>91847
that's why you gotta fuck their faces and teach them how to be good

No. 91851

>>91849
I don't know how to feel sexy sitting on his face, like I don't understand

No. 91852

>>91851
why do you need to feel sexy? lol you're not performing for him, he's performing for you

No. 91856

>>91851
You have to take control and grind his face off with your pussy, it's an active role not a passive one. By the nature of you rubbing it out on top of his face while he sits there and takes it like a good boy you will feel sexy.

Just remember, it's hard for him to say I love you when your sittin' on his face.

No. 91859

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>dated a fat guy in my teens
>we finally started to get intimate
>he told me before that he was 7 inches
>he was about 3-4 inches
>i ended up doing most of the work, giving him head for about 95% of the time
>he would finger me, but thought "jackhammering" a girl was the way to go
>im in pain, pretended to cum so he'd stop
>asked him to give me oral
>i closed my eyes and sat back
>i thought he was fingering me again
>he was giving me oral

i ended up making him cum but once he asked if i did, i simply said "no". it broke his little heart and the end of the night was awkward and i ended up crying since the sex was that bad. we broke up eventually.

No. 91860

>>91851
yeah wtf? are you one of those bpdfags whose only understanding of arousal is self-objectification kek

otherwise why does it matter? the dude can't even see you since he's buried in pussy

No. 91864

>>91843
Its not fun for me either because I want to be dominated. I dont get turned on when a guy does anything that results in >for her only
pleasure. Either I want it to be mutual pleasure, or him taking from me for his own pleasure.

No. 91874

>>91864
lol cuck

No. 91886

>>91874
Being vanilla submissive is now cuckoldry? Some people don't have dominant personalities, get over it.

No. 91893

>>91886
"vanilla submissive" is not a thing. Receiving oral is one of the most vanilla sexual acts I can think of. It's pretty weird not to be into it unless you have some kind of trauma related to it.

No. 91900

>>91860
Lol, I just don't get the concept. I'd rather ride dick than his face but go off.

No. 91901

>>91864
Agree anon I didn't know how to word this with anon calling me a little bitch, I was writing along the lines of I'm concerned about his pleasure too lol.

I enjoy 69 more than him just going down on me. Sitting on someone's face just doesn't seem appealing, perhaps because I haven't done it before! Or perhaps because I'm a bdpfag lol

No. 91903

File: 1534074047620.jpeg (20.82 KB, 512x288, images.jpeg)

>this thread

No. 91905

>>91903
Not sure if this counts as bad sex or not, it's more of an embarrassing story

>be 18

>losing virginity with first serious boyfriend
>He said he lost his virginity at a house party
>to this day I still don't know if I was his first or not
>Vallina sex but I thought it was great for the first time
>he finishes and i'm in "I can't believe I finally lost my virginity mode"
>so happy.jpeg
>0.2 seconds later
>where's the condom???
>it fell off inside me, he didn't tell me it was too big for him (i didn't know condoms had sizes at the time)
>try to get it out but can't reach
>he proceeds to get it out for me in my newly opened vagaina, fucking hurts like hell
>i'm almost sobbing from embarrassment
>ask how long it was off for
>"idk"
>it either fell off half way or when he finished
>terrified of getting pregnant for the next couple weeks (I was too scared to go to a clinic for plan B)
>get period, happy times

>1 week after having sex I get thrush for the first time


needless to say we didn't stay together for very long, i suspect he was a virgin and didn't want to admit it for whatever reason because looking back he for sure acted like one.

tbh i'm just here on this thread because these stories are top-tier kek worthy, i love you anons.
(had to repost from missing info and spelling)

No. 91906

>>91893
>vanilla sub isn't a thing

you retarded?

No. 91909

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>>91843
Ungrateful as hell. Just hand these men over to me.

No. 91910

>>91893
Look at this chick (?).
If she don’t like something she don’t have to. Who the hell are you? lol

No. 91922

>>91859
Great pic choice anon, may Dante bless us all

No. 91928

>>91926
Wtf anon, I am so sorry to hear that, what a piece of shit. I would spit in his fucking face and kick his sorry excuse for nuts inside his putrid body. Have you told him that he hurt you? Did you react in any way after you calmed down? Or you just let it be?

No. 91933

>>91893
Im the person you originally replied to. There is literally nothing that turns me on about cunnilingus. It doesnt feel good to me, and Im just not into feeling as if im in control or "receiving" without it being mutual. I dont care if its vanilla or not. Its not pleasant or worthwhile to me. People literally get off to raping kids and animals and stuff but you wanna act like someone not liking to receive oral sex is abnormal or associated with trauma lol. Plenty of guys dont even like receiving oral sex. Everyone is different.

No. 91936

>>91933

I also don't enjoy being eaten out. It's… uncomfortable. I don't find it sexy. I like giving oral, though.

Though, I'm probably a unique case - any stimulation of my clitoris is unpleasant at best, and blindingly painful at worst. I feel pretty unlucky.

No. 91938

>hook up with really cute guy
>he wants me to get on top
>cums after like 5 strokes
>he seems upset by his failure so I try to make him feel better by saying he shouldn't worry
>he literally says he doesn't give a fuck to seem cool
>we make out again, he wants me to ride him again but this time I tell him to get on top
>he has to stop after 2 minutes max because it's too exhausting
>I obviously didn't cum
>fast forward 15 mins later he starts whining about how sex is only fun when the girl is enjoying it, how I obviously didn't and how he's feeling like a failure
>"I don't give a fuck" my ass kek

No. 91946

>>91936
Honestly most men dont know what they are doing. Sometimes even when im watching guys do it in porn im just like..seriously? That looks so unpleasant and yet the girl is acting like shes cumming 2 seconds into him starting. Im not saying it cant be nice if a guy learns what the female hes doing it to enjoys, and she is fine with it and is actually getting enjoyment from it. But it doesnt turn ME on and I would much rather feel something inside of me than have outer stimulation. I like for the pleasure to be mutual or for him. Just my preference.

No. 91951

>>91933
Agreed. I hate being ate out and would always end up with guys that would beg and pressure me into letting them do it. Its not appealing at all.

No. 91953

>>91058
On the contrary, I think small-medium dick is ideal. Not a micropenis though.

No. 91957

>>91665
>He's scared of showing any sort of aggression or dominance, and unfortunately thats one of the only things that turns me on in the first place.
Same and I had one like this. This whole story is depressing, dump him sis.

No. 91958

>>91844
Ugh no that’s the worst. Current bf loves when I sit on his face so I do it but literally nothing about it feels good to me. I only do it bc he seems grateful afterwards.

Probably the hottest sex thing we’ve done that I enjoyed was when I was doggy style and he was standing over me using his fingers while I looked up at him. His jaw was clenching and his muscles were flexing while he tried to finger me as fast as possible. Also has this intense look in his eyes while he was clearly getting turned on by looking at me like that. Unfhh.

If we did that but with his face between my legs (which we have I hated it) it takes away so much of like the dominant aspect I guess like another anon was saying.

No. 91959

>>91951
I think it’s bc they’re not good at it. And rlly it’s not that good of a way to get an orgasm either. It’s better used as foreplay where they’re being really light+teasing. Maybe guys don’t know how gentle you have to be. When I’m masturbating on my own, i position my finger so that more of the pressure is going on my pubic bone and so my finger is very lightly stimulating my clit even as I increase speed.

Although idk I’ve never really enjoyed vibrators either because they’re too intense.

No. 91962

>>91957
I love him though :( It sucks because I really do think Im not what he needs. I dont think I can handle him the way another woman might be able to. He needs more care and needs to be told what to do all the time and even though he's 30, its literally like being with a teenage boy. Its frustrating. I dont want to break up with him but I dont want to go full cuck and force him to see other girls or anything. I know he cant handle it. Thats why he was a virgin for so long. Ive talked to him about visiting a brothel. He's Dutch its legal and fine. But even that is hard to discuss because it makes me feel like a cuck. But I just want him to learn that there are ways he can do things in a more dominant way without going into full porn tier bdsm practically rape territory. I think thats what he's scared of.

No. 91963

>>91962
some people are just not into and are turned off by being dominant and aggressive

No. 91967

>>91959
Like the other anon said, I'm not into it partially because it's "for her pleasure only" when I like dominant men pleasing themselves and partially because it's really unappealing and it turns me off. 69 makes it only slightly better.

No. 91968

>>91967
I kinda get what your saying. I’m really loud in bed though which drives a guy crazy when he’s hitting the right spot. Nothing like seeing a guys face as he’s making you scream ughhhhhhh

No. 91969

>>91963
That is very true, but if thats the case, then we are not sexually compatible. But he eludes to being afraid of going too far or feeling as if im too easily influenced due to my submissive personality and that i wouldnt tell him to stop if he did something that made me uncorfortable. Ive asked around and apparently it is a bit of a common problem for guys, to be afraid of not being able to stop themselves or finding a balance and limit. Probably because pron goes from 0 to extreme so fast, and thats all they have to go by. So I really dont know. And he's very hard to communicate with sometimes, which is a huge factor with sex so Im basically at the end of my rope and if this next meet up doesnt go a little smoother and more effectively, then I probably will just have to break it off.

No. 91976

>>91969
or they're just not into it. it's not a big deal.

No. 91977

>>91933
>Plenty of guys dont even like receiving oral sex
lmao, i wish. "plenty" is a gross exaggeration.

No. 91978

>>91976
He watches porn where its the norm. When I first flew out to see him, he had hidden all of the porn he had downloaded onto other disks because in his words he was "scared it would influence me to try those things". And like I explained he has said numerous times he's afraid it will go too far so he's scared to even introduce light dom/sub stuff to the relationship and he wants to "respect me". Tl;dr he's been exposed to the worst kind of dom bordering on abusive stuff thats prevelent in the majority of porn, and he's afraid I wont say no and will go to extremes because in porn, that what submission is. I've tried to send him porn that is a little bit lighter submissive stuff, but its hard to find it without it bordering on "romantic vanilla" which isnt what I want. Blowjobs are the only thing I can find that are good for there being a balance. But as I explained earlier, his phimosis makes blow jobs very difficult. If he doesnt want to be a little bit more dominant, even if its just acting on a sexual impulse without asking if its ok which was common place and a HUGE turn off to me after the first couple of times, then we arent compatible. But I dont think thats the case. He's just too pure and naive to act on the things he does fantasize about. So if we stay together, I dont see it as ever amounting to anything other than him trying to make me cum, then choosing to watch porn and reserve his fantasies for that instead of acting them out with me.

No. 91979

>>91977
Ive seen lots of guys say they arent super into it though. At least not often. If Reddit is any indicator there are guys there who talk about it frequently in Ask Reddit threads.

No. 91981

>>91978
>He's just too pure and naive to act on the things he does fantasize about
What?, he jus sounds like a pervert who prefers porn…
Just let it go

No. 91982

Don't know if this counts but one time my boyfriend fainted while we were having sex. He's very skinny and not really athletic and while he was on top he said he was getting dizzy and just collapsed on top of me while still inside. He woke up a minute later and his heart was beating like crazy so we ended up in the er, I was so scared. They said it probably wasn't dangerous but it made me really anxious to have sex again for a while after that.

No. 91983

>>91978
oh my god shut up and move on already

No. 91991

>>91860
>>91893
Maledom is the norm after all. I feel like a majority women believe giving oral is a demeaning and submissive act, and they hate having it done to them because it doesn't make them feel used, or even worse, somehow if they're not being used they are less feminine. Just look at how many woman here fake orgasms and do things they absolutely hate just to please a guy they may or may not even like. I don't think being submissive is inherently a bad thing either, but some women take it too far.

However I'm with you. I really don't get the whole being used thing, because to me there's nothing that makes me feel more adored than having my partner do their best to make me feel good and please me. My partner would rather give oral or nice massages than PIV because he knows I like those things much better. That makes me feel more loved and feminine than getting used like a cumdumpster.

No. 91993

>>91933

Probably because the dudes you're with are trash at it. I remember not liking to receive oral for a while. Had to even teach my current what I really like, and now I enjoy it.

I have a feeling that if the anons who don't like oral got it from an experienced woman they'd probably change their tune.

No. 91996

>>91993
For real, my ex tried to stick his tongue in my urethra and it ruined oral for me. Then I got with a trumpet player….blew my mind.

No. 92018

>>91993
>I have a feeling that if the anons who don't like oral got it from an experienced woman they'd probably change their tune
Tried it, it fucking sucked. In my experience women are a lot worse at oral than even men are. They expect what works for them to work for you, while men at least allow themselves to be guided.

No. 92076

>>91845
Unless you're disinterested in sex, get yours first. This also remove the part where he already came and has to hear you aren't satisfied.

>>91856
I say "I love you" while my bf is eating me out just to hear him try to say it without stopping. It's so cute.

>>91859
You did a good thing, being honest about his poor performance. If you lied, he'd keep doing that to other women.

No. 92079

i love receiving oral sex but can i just say i've experienced on more than one occasion (moreso when i was younger) the dude getting frustrated or something when i don't cum within 5 mins??? it'll be like a quick sigh or the way they shift their weight on the bed, but u can tell they're thinking "when is this bitch gonna cum so i can finally get my turn"

it's one of my biggest turn offs, i find it so disrespectful and gross.

No. 92082

>>92079
are you sure that's not your insecurities creeping in? shifting around is a normal thing to do, anon…

No. 92115

>>91991
Oral should be neutral, but honestly so few men are willing to reciprocate that when one insists you sit on his face or whatever, it's usually a sign that he's really submissive and testing the waters.

Women giving head is so expected and "natural" that it can be either submissive or neutral or even dominant, anything you want, but for a man to be interested in giving oral, it's usually the result of a hundred hours of femdom porn. And next week he'll be asking you to peg him and spit in his mouth.

No. 92116

>>92115
>>91991
this is some incel shit right here.

No. 92117

>>92116
yeah just call anything not blindly following the sexual norms "aka women give, men take", incel. that will show them.

No. 92119

>>92115
Facesitting being a submissive thing isn't because it's oral but because of the nature of the position. If a woman was lying down with a man on top thrusting into her mouth that would be submissive too.
I see what you are saying though. Women giving oral is expected. Men doing it is much more of an optional thing (which is why so many suck at it) and when it happens it's mostly considered foreplay and not an actual thing on it's own like blowjobs.

>>92116
Apparently you don't know what that word means.

No. 92121

This is sad but the only bad sex I had was with my ex and it was because he forced me a lot of times to have sex with him, emoptionally manipulating me and trying to make me feel like shit because "I'm not sexuaqlly open as his friends' gfs". He even raped me several times.

Thanks God my sex life is now better with my actual boyfriend, and it's all consensual!

No. 92143

>>92121
I'm so sorry that your ex did that to you. Glad things are better for you now though!

It makes me sad how a lot of women I know, myself included unfortunately, minimize being sexually assaulted as just "bad sex". This isn't a criticism of you or anything so please don't think I'm doing that. I just hope you know that what he did to you wasn't just bad sex and you deserve to be able to call it for what it is and have your boundaries respected. I'm glad you found a guy who'll do that now.

No. 92144

>>92143

Thank you so much. This makes me feel a big better…

Sadly society normalized this kind of shit and it worries me a lot.

My current bf respects all my boundaries and even asks me if I'm feeling ok or not. It's a blessing I finally found a person like that…

No. 92147

>>92117
>>92119
NTA, but saying any man that goes down on a woman is a sub makes you sound like a retarded man who's never had sex ever.

No. 92156

>>92147
i don't understand the obsession with categorizing everything into sub or dom ffs, i get that most people tend to be more comfortable in one role over the other, and that's cool, but how are you so dedicated to one role that whether or not you want to do something is completely based on whether or not it fits that role? It just seems so self-conscious and detached.
it seems like more identity politics garbage where you do things based on what little identity marker you've predetermined for yourself, rather than just trying things that seem interesting and finding out what you actually enjoy that way.

No. 92160

>put up with really uncomfortable fingering for a minute or so because I'm horny
>blow him briefly thinking it will be foreplay
>"babe I'm gonna cum"

fml

No. 92162

>>92156
agreed. instead of saying dom or sub, i say i like passive guys.

No. 92164

>>92162
yeah and i tend to like more aggressive guys who take an active role sexually, so in that way i could say i'm more submissive than i am dominant, but i sure as hell wouldn't rule out being eaten out just because it doesn't seem very subby. that mindstate just seems like the person is either insecure about themselves, or insecure about their partner.

No. 92171

>>91993
There are other reasons why people might not like oral though. My boyfriend is obsessed with eating pussy to the point he ejaculated just doing it and he obviously reads guides from the way he always tries to do it better and wants feedback but even though it's mind blowing sometimes having the focus on me makes me feel isolated and lonely especially if I'm staring up at the ceiling and can't see him.
This is probably all thanks to social conditioning that sex is not for female pleasure though lol

I remember tolerating so much shitty oral when I was younger because my first boyfriends were so sensitive to feedback and I felt the pressure to feel empowered by it but it feels so much better to tell someone that it's not working without worrying about their ego. It was like those guys got off on this meme of being a good lover because they ate pussy but it was all an act and they didn't care how bad they did it and how many UTIs their unwashed hands caused


>>91938
>putting pressure on girls to say they enjoy their shitty sex
These guys legitimately need to die out

No. 92173

>>92171
> even though it's mind blowing sometimes having the focus on me makes me feel isolated and lonely especially if I'm staring up at the ceiling and can't see him

relatable. i think it's a lot more fun if it's just casually added in to foreplay instead of being this big event thats supposedly so good on its own that you want just that, on its own, interrupted, with no other stimuli.
instead, i like the idea of a guy going back and forth between eating me out and fingerblasting me, or deciding on a whim to lick my pussy while i go down on him, or lifting my legs up to eat me out for a while before fucking me. you get the idea. like it's just another tool among many to contribute to getting you off, instead of this big production where you better cum because he's been going at it for 15 uninterrupted minutes all for you!

also, anons who claim that someone would feel differently if a woman did it or that the guy just doesn't know what he's doing, what are the best techniques then? or is it something that ca't be articulated?

No. 92174

>>92171
>My boyfriend is obsessed with eating pussy to the point he ejaculated just doing it

Never let him go, anon.

No. 92175

>>92173
are you a virgin? because most pussy eating is exactly like that. used as foreplay or occasionally happens in between fucking.

No. 92185

>>92175
Yes used as foreplay and they expect you to cum within 5 minutes before you move on to fucking. It's the only time I have to fake orgasms, they expect you to orgasm quickly, or other wise their little egos are hurt.

No. 92192

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No. 92193

>>92115
>next week he'll be asking you to peg him and spit in his mouth
>implying this is a bad thing
kek

No. 92198

>>92171
> even though it's mind blowing sometimes having the focus on me makes me feel isolated and lonely especially if I'm staring up at the ceiling and can't see him.
I know what you mean. I like fingering because I can touch my partner more, and his face is near mine. With oral, it's like all you can reach is his head.

No. 92200

>>92193
I like pegging more than regular sex, tbh.

No. 92203

>>90978
I'm coughing up phlegm anon

No. 92205

>>91130
wtf let him wipe his hands what if he touches your pussy then your face or something

No. 92208

>>92156
exactly! i've met many men who liked pleasing a woman and it certainly wasn't because they were cuck subs who wanted to be ass fucked. in fact, many of them were super cocky about how good they were at it. a lot of men use sex as a show. there's no deeper meaning to wanting to just lick a pussy.

No. 92209

>>92205
…You a virgin?

No. 92211

>>92209
not wanting your own pussy juice on your face isn't virgin behavior anon. as another anon said, i don't want to have to wash my hair after sex. the virgins are the idiots who think that sex plays out like a porn, where you don't stop to do awkward things like wash your hands or get lube.

No. 92212

>>92211
Lol wtf? do people really get up to wash their hand mid sex? Sad.

No. 92213

>>92211
You serious? I don't know how much discharge your pussy is leaking but I have certainly never had to wash my hair after sex because my pussy juices were stuck in it kek. If my partner got up in the midst of foreplay to wash his hands I'd dry up in 0.1 seconds.

No. 92214

>>92213
Wow anon, it's like there's an entire thread about vaginas where some anons complain about having lots of discharge.

>>92212
I do sometimes because I don't want to get lube all over my sheets. You guys seem nuts.

No. 92215

>>92213
>leaving pussy residue in your hair after sex

that's nasty sis.

No. 92216

>>92215
>Getting pussy juice in your hair

How tf are you guys having sex?

No. 92218

>>92214
Just get a man that sucks his fingers after he fingers ya, it's pretty hot.

No. 92219

>>92216
NTA but read what she's responding to. The OP was about guys fingering you, then touching your face/hair. It's totally understandable to not want that. I've had dudes grab my hair after they lube themselves up and that is gross enough. No one wants crusty pussy juice or lube in their hair. I bet these anons just throw their panties on and go to bed and don't even change them or shower the next day.

No. 92220

>>92214
How are you getting lube all over your sheets from your hands that you need to just wash your hands. Usually lube goes on a dick and then usually that dick is put inside of you. You put a towel down every time you want to cum?

No. 92221

>>92219
Most people piss after sex and wipe themselves down rather than get up in the middle of it to wash their hands..

No. 92222

>>92219
>Sleeping with panties on
>Giving hygiene lessons to anyone

Wew…

No. 92223

>>92214
>>92215
>>92219
Imagine having sex and being grossed out by your own bodily fluids. How boring.
Idk how you guys even enjoy sex when you feel the need to wash your hands as soon as they get ~dirty~.

No. 92224

>>92220
do people not put their hands anywhere during sex? good lord. the absolute state of this thread.

>if your sex isn't like porn or super romantic like in a novel where you just forget about everything you're a virgin!!!

No. 92225

>ITT nasty bitches realize not everyone is as nasty as them.

If anons were talking about semen you'd be humming a different tune I'm sure.

No. 92226

>>92225
More like prudes realizing that not everyone is a squeamish as them.

No. 92227

>>92225
what's wrong with semen, prude-chan?

No. 92228

>>92224
>state of this thread
It's the bad sex thread and we're all just critiquing you're clearly bad sex etiquette.

Either you overuse lube that's its a sticky mess everywhere or you have discharge issues that your boyfriend is greasing up your hair with your own wetness.

My advice is when using lube build it up in small amounts so you're not making a mess.

If your own wetness perturbs you what are you like with sperm?

No. 92229

Can everyone just shut the fuck up. I know it's super hard when you guys see differing opinions not to be triggered into an insult spewing rage, but please. Nitpicking other anons cause they don't like stuff in their hair and don't mind if their man doesn't want stuff on his hands is like Kota-thread tier nitpicking. Calling people prudes and virgins is super pathetic.

Does everyone ITT just think in total black and white?

No. 92230

>>92229
whatever, virgin

No. 92232

>>92229
Who's insulting? The girl implying we're nasty because we're OK with sweating, saliva, lube and cum being a part of sex? No need to get so defensive. I bet you miss out on period sex too, that's the only time I'd use a towel.

Also mini nodding against the rulez

No. 92234

>>92229
You're the one who sound triggered prude-chan. Do you wipe your mouth after kissing your bf too?

No. 92235

jfc

No. 92237

>>92235
oh look, prude-chan is back! how can you deal with sweating, prude-chan?

No. 92238

>>92218
like this is the prefect solution and there's still discussion after this, wew

No. 92253

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I love this thread it’s a hoot y’all

No. 92254

>>92234
>calling someone a prude because they don't want discharge in their hair
Goddamn you sound autistic.

No. 92260

>>92254
Sex is supposed to be about body fluids. Are you a pillow princess too?

No. 92263

>>92260
That is irrelevant. Why would I give a shit about what another person doesn't want going where? Why do you? You sound like one of those ~kinky cool girls~ who pride themselves in having zero sexual boundaries if you're throwing the word prude around in response to other women's preferences. What's next? Are women who don't want to get pissed on prudes because
>body fluids
Kek, get over yourself.

No. 92266

why is anyone getting so emotionally attached to their stance on body fluids lmao. have you guys considered that someone's tolerance to body fluids is more likely just reflective on their tidiness habits in general, rather than having anything to do with how sexually open or experienced they are?
and no, i'm not one of the so-called prudes. i don't mind getting messy during sex and i also don't mind being a little disheveled or skipping my skincare routine. anons who don't want anything on their face or hands during sex probably are just more particular about their hygiene in general and wouldn't want anything on their face and hands, not just dirty scandalous sex residue.

No. 92268

>>92266
cause everyone ITT are 12 year old tumblr virgins.

No. 92269

>>92266
They already said why.

>you can't think this is gross because it means you think people who do it are gross which means you think I'm gross!

No. 92299

Stop arguing.

No. 92317

Do guys ever taste their own cum to make sure everything is tasting not disgusting? One boyfriend I had tasted bad. I told him and he felt bad lol. But theres ways to correct it.

Sorry if gross lol

No. 92318

>>92317
they'd have to jizz to do it so i kinda doubt it. i'd assume it would be difficult to keep a boner if you were trying to taste your cum. guys who worry about that just eat a lot of pineapple before sex.

No. 92319

>>92318
Are people in this thread like 19? Yes they can taste their own cum. A lot of them have when they were younger (at least that I know) - wouldn’t you??

No. 92321

>>92319
Im op.
I’m saying do regular checks. Not a once off.
>>92318
They mastubate all the time. They can try that jizz.

No. 92327

>>92253
Best thread on /g/
I'd tell stories but the mods have a culture of outing people

No. 92329

>>92327
Oldfag here, they’ve only outed cows for sperging or ban dodging so I’m not sure where you’d get that idea

No. 92350

>>92317
I once spat cum into a guy I wad seeing's mouth. It was really funny and also made him rethink his diet a bit since he liked me swallowing.

No. 92361

>hook up with cute guy
>bit younger than me
>doesn’t seem to know what he’s doing
>it kinda hurts
>wants me to call him daddy
>his voice is pretty high pitched so whenever he says anything it turns me off

No. 92362

>>92321
i meant i can see them being too insecure about cumming to check their flavor.

No. 92368

>>92350
This. I guess my boyfriend had watched some misleading porn because randomly he got all hot and breathy and asked me to spit it into his mouth. I did it, he immediately gagged and ran to the bathroom and told me that he was sorry and I should never feel like I need to taste it again
Gg

No. 92418

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>>90998
>>91321
>>91584
Holy shit this thread is a gold mine.

No. 92511

I'm a virgin girl who's never had a bf. Yikes.. I don't know what to think of this.

No. 92512

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>have sex once a week with long term boyfriend
>very painful every time
>ask gyno what is up with that and she takes some tests
>suggest lube to me
> I use it. Still hurts
>mfw because I love him and want to have sex and mostly am afraid he will leave me if I tell him I can’t do it anymore

No. 92515

>>92512
Same, it literally gives me perineal tears but the gyno refuses to do any tests and keeps saying "use more lube" lol

If you can insist on your gyno to do some other test, like bacterial infections and less rare stuff

No. 92518

>>92515
My gyno kind of sucks. I kept telling her I was having terrible anger issues and my testosterone might be too high, and she kept telling me it was psychological. Lo and behold, I ask her a year later to PLEASE test my hormones and my testosterone turns out to be way too high and I’m taking Spironolactone now and literally feel like a different person.

No. 92519

>>92515
I’m gonna demand she tests me for bacterial infections next time tho

No. 92551

>>92512
Talk to him about it. There are a lot of possible causes for pain during sex, from STDs to bacterial infections to psychological problems. If he loves you like you do him he'll be understanding and want to help ease the pain in any way possible. And if he wants to leave you solely because the sex might not be as good for a while, is he really worth it?

No. 92575

>>92512
chiming in to say that i had a similar problem for a long time and figured i just didn't like sex. finally got a good gyno who felt around and told me the pain was from really really stiff muscles in my pelvic area from lack of use (you can't do normal stretches because it's so internal) and nervousness. she said that even soreness i was having on my outer vulva was probably from the stiff muscles keeping everything rubbing together in a bad way.
i got prescribed silicone dilators (just small dildos basically) and herbal muscle relaxers. it's helped a lot and now i get to have painless sex which i didn't even know was i thing before. your gyno sounds a bit dismissive so i'd either find someone else or just go ahead and try dilators. there's not much drawback other than money. they're small and if they do hurt you just stop.

also what lube do you use and do you use condoms? i also found that i was really sensitive to certain brands and they were making my vulva burn even aside from the penetration. switching brands fixed that.

No. 92579

>>92518
How long before your Spiro began to take effect? I’ve been on it about 6 months, and still having issues with rage.

No. 92582

>>92579
Took about a month for the excess sweating to stop and probably 3 months for the anger to calm down which is how long I’ve been on it. I haven’t noticed a change in body hair yet. Maybe you can ask your doc for a different medication? I know mine brought up a few.

No. 92602

>>92512
>>92575
I have a question, do you feel pain just from the arousal? I can't even watch porn and masturbate because of it, my gyno also said to use lube but I can't even get aroused without pain.

No. 92618

>>92602
no i don't! that's probably a different issue! i never had problems with clit stimulation, arousal, or gentle masturbation. never any pain there. my problems were just with penetration and soreness on my vulva unrelated to arousal.

your question and this thread just goes to show that painful sex/painful vulva is so much more complex than one question with one solution. i hate when gynos are dismissive. lube only makes sense when the issue is with penetration. if just getting aroused hurts wtf is lube going to do

No. 92681

Never due to selfishness, only incompetence and bad luck. Most men I've slept with were virgins before me (it was a sort of fetish of mine). I guess the worst was when I was blowing a guy and he came, but instead of cum, it was the same volume, but piss. So he essentially came piss.

The same guy wanted the shit kicked out of him (not literally). Not bad for me but very uncomfortable since when I was going at it he curled up into a ball and started crying, but insisted I continue when I (obviously) stopped.

I have to ask though, does anyone have good tutorials for sex stuff? My current bf who I like A LOT is sexually inexperienced, usually they pick up the skills naturally (the guy I mentioned earlier made me squirt from fingering before we even fucked lol) but he…doesn't, even with practise and time. And when he asks me exactly how he can improve in terms of positioning his fingers etc, it's kind of hard for me to know, at best the feeling's "ok". Also I'm a bit worried because he said that cunnilingus doesn't look appealing from what he's seen in porn (and it can look pretty gross). I have every confidence he'll do it to please, but maybe I could do/show something to help him like it?

No. 92705

>>92681
Get super fresh and clean shavin`, then get the tastiest edible lube you can find and have him go at your clit, where you put the lube will direct him. Tell him to try using his lips to mouth and make out with your pussy and then throw the tongue into the mix once he gets that down. Take his hand and demonstrate what he should do by licking out between two of his fingers, this also helps while he is mid cunnilingus as well. Give him positive reinforcement even if you have to exaggerate a little bit. Be patient and you will come to enjoy your new pussy polisher.

No. 92710

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>be fwb with some guy 4 years ago while studying abroad, we hit it off and end up spending a lot if time together while having amazing sex. Was very vanilla sex, but very good sex nonetheless.
>become disconnected from each other for a few years when he goes away to do mandatory military service
>in a weird situation where the other person always being in a relationship when the other one was single but always spent nights on the phone talking about how much we missed hanging out and how well we matched ‘in bed’.
>fast forward to when he’s discharged and in a horrible relationship, but we agree to finally meet again over drinks. drink way too fucking much and end up at a love hotel
>omgfuckyeahjusywhativealwayswantedforthepastfewyears
>we’re going at it and i change position to go on top, and as if i flipped a fucking switch he starts talking in a baby voice and calling me mommy.
>continues the whole time
>wtfthisisntwhatiremembered.jpg
>awkwardly finish and tell him im really tired because of leftover jetlag from my trip back home. He agrees to sleep because hes tired too.
>starts cuddling up to me and sucking my tits until he passes out
>leave first thing in the morning and never really talk again afterwards




RIP good 2014 sex it was fun

No. 92720

>>92602

Anon, this might answer your question.

>The external genitalia or vulva (including the clitoris, vaginal opening, and inner and outer lips or labia) become engorged (swollen) due to the increased blood supply. Inside the body, the top of the vagina expands.


https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/sexual-arousal-in-women/

I only know what your talking about, because I experience some discomfort when I become aroused too. I can feel things expanding, but it usually goes away after a bit.

No. 92777

>drive to see your friend you hadn’t seen in three years
> sit and wait at his apt with his creepy roommate and start drinking
> fire pit and he starts crying about his dead mom
> assume he took acid, he then admits to u he did
> go inside and he starts getting aggressive with girl from the complex because she doesn’t know how to act around someone on acid having a bad time.
>Talk to him and relax, I’m too drunk
>tells me to Suck his dick, And I do it for some reason.
>see his roommate watching us. I’m uncomfortable
> move to another room where we start to fuck. He starts telling me I’m a “good girl” and that I’m his daughter.
>wtfishappeninghowdoigetout.jpg
> his dick is going soft. Thank god.
>he tries to get it hard I say let’s just do it tomorrow when we are less fucked up.
>he keeps trying but gives up eventually and passes out.
>try to sleep next to him.
>what’s that sound?
>he’s pissing the bed. I get up get in my car at 4am and drive the fuck away.

No more friendship

No. 92779

>>92710
Just reading this makes me want to die on your behalf. You dodged a bullet not seeing this guy again, he clearly has issues.

No. 92780

>>92777
get therapy

No. 92800

>>92777
Why do you write in such a passive tone? You actively chose all of that. It didn't "just happen".

No. 92805

>>92777
okay roleplay-chan

No. 92818

>>92800
The passive tone is how greentexts are usually done

>>92777
Shit anon, quit drinking

No. 92839

>>92119
>Men doing it is much more of an optional thing (which is why so many suck at it) and when it happens it's mostly considered foreplay and not an actual thing on it's own like blowjobs.
That's also because women can generally have sex right after orgasm, but men need time.

No. 92843

>>92839
I wish I could. I cant stand being touched after.

No. 92852

Had sex with this cute guy while I was pretty fucking high on benzos and I don't remember what happened during but I remember waking up thinking that was the worst sex I've ever had, and the next day when he wanted to turn me on he kept grabbing me by the pussy a la trump

No. 92877

>>92843
yeah same and i think most women have at least SOME refractory period.

No. 93367

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This is more a nsfw vent than a complaint but blowjobs are such a struggle. I like it in theory and hate it in practice. Like my jaw and my hands cramp up almost immediately but I have to keep up a consistent rhythm for what feels like forever in order to get the job done. It's really the worst part of sex for me cause it's uncomfortable and painful and my gag reflex is really strong. It's hard to overcome the desire to be a cool slut who can do anything and thankfully my boyfriend is never upset when I have to take a break or switch to doing something else, it's just a bummer. I wish it was easier. I feel like pussy is pretty easy to lick but a blowjob is so physically taxing.

No. 93384

>>93367
Whoever expects you to do a blowjob from start to finish should be doing oral on you from start to finish. My husband hates oral so I'm good on that but some guys previously wanted me to suck them dry and got mad when I suggested I'd like to receive oral until I cum too. Men are fucking retarded.

No. 93385

>>92115
>And next week he'll be asking you to peg him and spit in his mouth

That's some fucked up handmaiden mindset. Who the fuck told you that? Giving women head is natural as hell, you must be led to believe women should please their partners no matter what they want and getting oral back is a privilege. Get some self love. Do you even orgasm?

No. 93395

>>93367
I hate that part of blowjobs I've found if I focus on the head a lot and cup my hands there basically it gets him going pretty quickly. I've literally never had to deep throat anyone all their sensation should be on the head

No. 93401

>>93395
depending on where anon is from her bf may not even have feeling there anymore.

No. 93404

>>93384
My bf doesn't want me to blow him until he finishes cus he knows cum is gross, he does however lick me out until I come 2-3 times, then we have quick sex because he does come in like 2 minutes the first time. Then he goes down on me again and when he gets hard again we have long winded sex. He's very loving and affectionate the whole time too. It's so nice that his main concern is making me feel good.

No. 93405

>>93404
mine's kinda similar, he usually eats me out first to get turned on until i cum once or twice, and then he only wants me to blow him till he gets too excited and wants to fuck. our sex is pretty long tho. it's just so nice having a man who will satisfy you first cause he knows how your body works.

No. 93426

>>93401
Well my bf is circumcised and I can get him off pretty quick using my method. They don't remove the head of the penis anon

No. 93456

>>93367
I feel you so much on this. My bf is very generous in bed and I can't really reciprocate as well as I'd like.

No. 93480

File: 1535481218224.png (474.25 KB, 942x528, sticky.png)

>>93367
I make a fist with my hands around my bf's dick so that just the head and a little bit of the shaft is stick out and let him thrust into my mouth while making eye contact. It really makes oral a lot easier, the hands keep him from accidentally gagging me. He says the thrusting makes him come faster than just laying there, I can't get him off by just sucking anyways.

No. 93677

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idk if this applies but this guy is mean and i want to share his suffering

>17, first serious bf, no sexual experience

>i get disgustingly drunk at friend's party (like alternating between vomiting and passing out on the floor)
>somehow end up in friend's bedroom with bf, giving my first ever blowjob
>not entirely sure if he finished or not, too drunk to remember
>not too drunk to remember him going home and texting me later that his dick really hurt and the foreskin was stuck
>apparently he called his mother in to look at it, who called her brother since they needed a ride to the hospital
>congratulations it's phimosis
>he told all our friends i broke his dick

he got mad at me once for taking things slow due to being a csa survivor so i hope it ripped

No. 93686

>>93677
phimosis basically makes sex impossible might as well just cut if you have it theres no real cure

No. 93691

>>93686
>>93677
i don't think he has phimosis, you can actually fuck with it without issues.

No. 93705

>>93689
Yea, if someone is puking/past out drunk it's like fucking someone with stomach flu. Like, your basically sick.

No. 93728

>>93686
I've seen some "stretching rings" online that guys can put in their foreskin to stretch it, upgrading to bigger and bigger rings until the foreskin is looser. My bf has kind of tight foreskin (he can pull it down but it's tight and hurts him a little) and I was hoping daily stretching might help, am I delusional?

I don't really like piv and he doesn't mind not doing it either so doesn't really matter too much but it'd be cool to have it from time to time.

No. 93743

>>93728
it will help. don't have him cut it off, it'll lose feeling and be gross. he can also try asking a dr and they can give him some cream.

No. 94799

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oh lord there's a few that come to mind but mainly:

>guy that tried to get me to fuck him while his downs syndrome cousin watched because he babysat him during the day


>guy with 70's porn stache that insisted I address him as The Stallion


>guy that could only cum if I tucked my legs under to look like a double amputee


>guy that made me realize rape is a social construct perpetuated by this false notion that forced sex isn't a natural occurrence in the lives of other animals


>different dude that worked as a clown at kid's parties part time tried to make a balloon animal out of our used condom so I could fuck him with it

No. 94800

>>94799
i want to hear more about any and every one of these

No. 94808

>>94799
You can't just titillate our imagination and then leave out the juicy details anon

No. 94812

>>94799
>rape is a social construct
Yes, but you still shouldn't do it jfc. We try to avoid acting upon these impulses to keep society together. We've decided it wrong because we have the ability to create a moral compass which we can use to keep our society at least a bit more functional. Obviously, it isn't ideal at the moment due to corruption in the system but that's another discussion.
Murder is also a social construct. Should I shoot up my uni and assault the men I find attractive there? It is natural to kill and rape for humans.

(nvm that the idea of anally raping a guy at gun point after making a bloody mess of his class turns me on, it would still disrupt society as it is for me and others to do so.)
/derail because I love to argue just as we all do here

No. 94813

>>94812
I should add, most morality is based on banning commonly shared unpleasant experiences while keeping reason in mind. Forced sex is unpleasant. Having your mother killed is unpleasant. Having some guy steal your food is unpleasant. Most people can agree with this.
I don't think we should make forced sex legal any time soon, but that's just my opinion.

No. 94816

>>94799
If you watch breeding of other animals, when the males are acting aggressive, you can always see the female is trying to get the fuck away and push the male off. It's actually pretty disturbing.

No. 94820

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>>94816
Nature can be fucking disgusting in that regard. There is a species of bugs where the male rape female by attracting predators that will kill her if she does not succumb.

Doesn't mean the human society should follow the advice. We are smarter than all the other animals and can distinguish wrong from right and emphatise with others. The ~rape is just social construct, brah~ sounds like a disgusting, fake deep neckbeard. Animals do rape each other and it's bad for the victim, but there are no lawkeepers in nature. So I would not agree that rape only exists in human terms.

No. 94824

>>94820
And then you have spiders and mantids whom the female is larger and eats the male as an after sex snack; the male doesn't even try to get away, he sacrifices himself for his offspring.

Also another example is birds of prey, in raptors the female is 1/3 larger than the male. But they mate for life instead of eating daddy because their males can actually make a nest, feed a family and sit on the chicks so mommy can catch dinner too.

Inversion of the mean; reverse sexual dimorphism.

If only the rest of nature could catch on but nature is cruel by nature.

No. 94833

>>94824
>tfw ywn have a bf 1/3 of your size to make a house for your children and mate for life with
Why live?

No. 94844

>>94799
> rape is a social construct perpetuated by this false notion that forced sex isn't a natural occurrence in the lives of other animals
>natural occurence in other animals

I mean, It's also common for animals to kill and eat their own offspring randomly. That doesn't mean we should suddenly OK cannibalism

No. 94857

>>94844
Exactly, people who hold human only to the standards of common animals are deluded. Unlike like animals, who pretty much run on instinct, humans are capable of complex thought and that why were set apart.

No. 94863

>>94857
this. part of being human is evolving away from our natural instincts to rape and kill and stuff. justifying it means we should just fuck society.

No. 94892

File: 1536675451440.gif (1.77 MB, 168x132, 1528831341247.gif)

>>94833
Why did nature fuck us over so much

No. 94907

>>94833
Sounds like you're looking for a child

No. 94919

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I had my first boyfriend when I was 15 (he was 16) and we had most of our first sexual experiences together. I was expecting some awkward moments here and there but nothing could prepare me for this

>be getting fingered

>BF is really going to town, and doing a pretty decent job. Both of us were very much in the mood
>all of a sudden a piece of discharge, about the consistency and color of cottage cheese, falls out of my vagina and on his finger. It was maybe about the size of a quarter
>I look down at him embarrassed as all hell. In total silence I wait to see his reaction
>he examines his finger, and then…
>pops the entire finger in his mouth and sucks off the little blob of vaginal slime like it was icing from a cake
>proceeds to give me this attempt at a sly smile like he had just done the sexiest thing ever

I had to hold back actually vomiting on the spot. Oh and for the record I have no clue what caused that odd discharge and have luckily never experienced it again. I was absolutely mortified.

No. 94925

>>94919
Fuck, Anon, I was eating when I read this

No. 94927

>>94919
the poor lad thought he was being a kinky body-posi lover but he probably just gave himself oral thrush

No. 94931

>>94919
I would never have a problem swallowing come if my man smiled after eating my pussy boogers…

No. 94936

>>94919
boys are literally still eating their boogers at that age so it doesnt surprise me lol

No. 94938

>>94919
Props to the guy for not making it awkward tho

No. 94945

>>94938
true. i queefed when i had sex with my first boyfriend and he immediately stopped fucking me and then dumped me.

No. 94963

>>94945
why cant males understand that its not usually flatulence, its literally just air being sucked and pushed into a hole just like when they all used to do the stupid armpit "fart" when they were younger
fucking retards

No. 95000

>>94945
I really hope you were just teenagers or something. A grown man that breaks up over a queef has no business fucking anyone.

No. 95023

>>94945
>>94963
>>95000
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking disgusting roasties. Damage control some more.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 95026

>>94945
I think the reason retard men don’t like queefing/laugh at it is because they associate it with being “loose”. The fact air could get in there means you’re SOoOoooO loose. Incels will be incels.

No. 95032

>>95026
I only queef when I clamp shut for a while, I fill up with air and it all comes out at once for a hilariously long time.

No. 95068

>>95026
But you'd require a fair amount of tightness to produce the sound. If a vagina was truly "loose" the air could escape without making the noise. Incels are a trip.

No. 95131

>>95026
No retard. We don't like it simply because it sounds nasty. It has nothing to do with how much sex you've had or how loose you are.

>muh bogeyman incels!

Cry more, bitch(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 95133

Remember to just report and move on, people.

No. 95161

-both age 15
-casual oral sex
-he cums outside of my mouth
-I lick some cum off of his dick
-…
-we get dressed, hang out a bit
-"uh one thing though, you'll now have to take a pregnancy test you know?"
-uh huh yeah right
"promise me you will blabla"
-reallynigguh.jpg
-"no really though, I'm serious about this"

It might have been an ultra lame prank but he kept texting me later on, insisting I should do a pregnancy test until I finally told him I had tested negative (of course I had not taken a test). Then he was like "whew good", nothing else ever.
He was the type of guy to reeeally rub it in if you fell for his pranks so that's why I'd have to assume that he was. indeed. this. fucking. clueless.

No. 95164

>>95161
When I was 4 my older cousin who was 5 found her dad's dirty magazine stash and showed it to me. We were looking at a center fold of some guy squirting off on 2 different girls and my cousin said "See that's how women get pregnant, a guy pees in your mouth and you swallow it".

I went around my neighborhood telling other kids how babies were made for years until my mom corrected my misinformation.

No. 95210

>>95131
of course it sounds nasty and it's embarrassing but stopping the whole thing and then dumping me is a bit frigid and excessive. farts sound disgusting but if a guy accidentally farted while i was fucking him i would just laugh and continue

No. 95224

>>95210
Don't react to the troll.

No. 95245

>>95224
I believe it.
Teenage boys are tarded af.

No. 95249

>>94919
From experience, guys tend to think that discharge is "girl cum" and don't know better

No. 95256

>>95224
>>95245
Putting your fingers in your ears while wishing something away doesn't change the fact that it was said and it's the truth.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 95270

File: 1536966018284.png (592.32 KB, 914x898, nooseo.png)

>>94919
>>95249
So, creaming isn't normal for girls? Because I don't have any symptoms of a UTI/yeast infection, but when I orgasm, something like that comes out…

No. 95272

>>95270
they're obviously not saying that

No. 95273

>>95270
it's just discharge. when you're horny and when you orgasm, there's even more discharge, but it's not some special separate fluid really.

No. 95279

File: 1536970617591.jpg (Spoiler Image, 6.75 KB, 235x251, papercutdick.jpg)

>>95270
>guy is fingering me
>pulls fingers
>dishcharge.png
>"oh look you came!"
>no I didn't, get back to work

No. 95284

>>95279
this picture is super cringy.

No. 95299

>>95279
really? I saved it.

No. 95314

>date a sweet guy
>finally have sex
>dick smells absolutely awful and musky
>spunk tastes like sour milk and hairspray
>just puts his dick inside and pumps until he cums
>"did you cum, anon?"
>apparently i came to the wrong damn house
>explain clitoris
>rubs my labia like he's trying to start a chainsaw
>try to guide his hand to my clit
>nope he just keeps missing and rubbing and smacking like he's trying to start a fire through friction
>"can you just eat my pussy?"
>"ew no"
>"can you give my musk dick like three blowjobs a day though"

Yeah it didn't really work out.

No. 95344

File: 1537042800062.gif (3.52 MB, 320x240, MauryLaughing.gif)

>>95314
>did you cum
>apparently i came to the wrong damn house

Oh fuck. I'm sorry about the sex but this is hilarious

Anyway all these stories of terrible sex make me want to stay a virgin smh

No. 95346

>>95314
>Tfw every straight guy I've been with is either super grossed out by eating out or only does it once for every 5-10 blowjobs on an unwashed cheesy dick

No. 95350

>>95346
My bf literally demands to lick me out and doesn't even want me to blow him, I think he just really likes making out with my pussy.

No. 95413

>>90978
same anon with one last zinger

>"imagine you, naked on my boat… imagine what it'd be like to feel the wind in your pussy"


i broke up with him but i'll never forget this shit

No. 95414

File: 1537129419507.jpg (44.38 KB, 498x323, sBtKhN6.jpg)

This thread just makes me scared about losing my virginity or sex in general. I'm already in my 20s, but holy shit

No. 95416

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>>95413
>imagine what it'd be like to feel the wind in your pussy

This shit fucked me up

No. 95417

>>95413
HAHAHA anon, did you broke up with him because all of that nasty stuff he told you?

No. 95461

>>91845
You could tell a guy with a small dick that girls in general don't cum from penetration alone (whether that's true or not) and use that to tell him he should do more with his hands or tongue.

No. 95472

>>95270
i do that too and it’s always been hard finding information about that phenomenon — i’ve only ever seen it in pornhub thumbnails or whatever being referred to as “creaming,” which sounds soooo . ugh

No. 95496

>>95472
It's normal, nothing to worry about.

No. 95540

>>94799
>>different dude that worked as a clown at kid's parties part time tried to make a balloon animal out of our used condom so I could fuck him with it
I'm not sure how that would work unless it was filled with sand or something.

No. 95541

>>95413
Are you sure you don't have any others? These are great.

No. 95545

my ex loooved to watch porn, he always tried to do pornstar moves but it rarely worked. one specific time comes to mind

>having sex cause why not foreplay was usually boring

>he decides he wants to bend me over the bed
>wants to do that porn rapid fire technique where the guy thrusts super quick and pulls it in an out a looot (for the camera i assume)
>accidentally pulls out all the way and thrusts really really hard right onto my ass
>slides up and hits my tailbone
>he falls over basically crying
>go to the emergency room
>he injured his dick on my tailbone

atleast he never tried it again

No. 95547

>>95545
My bf does this to an extent. Pulls all the way out, then puts it back in. I hate this because it always makes lots of air go up in my bag, which sounds like a fart when it comes out at any other point during sex and makes my vagina feel like an extra wide hallway because of the pocket of air. I'm going to tell him to stop the next time we fuck because it's honestly so annoying.

No. 95548

>>95547
Haha *vag

No. 95551

>>95545
Awesome. Serves him right. Since you are still together did he drop the porn crap?

No. 95560

>>95551
Oops confused your comment with someone elses, I see he is an ex now.

No. 95564

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I hooked up with someone from r9k ( tldr; we lived in the same city & we met up in a cafe ) I asked him to get me ready & so at first he seemed like a natural at eating me out. However for some apparent reason he was rubbing his teeth against my asshole. So I tell him that's enough. I just wanted to get laid. So he gets on top of me & he starts making the strangest grunts ever. In the same tone of grunts he's saying the most ridiculous things lmao
>I'm going to thrust my dick till it pierces your soft belly
He said something else I cannot remember, but shit sounded like an orc from Lord of the Rings. I pressed my face against the pillow and tried my hardest not to laugh. I got dry half way of this. You know as I was going to leave, I didn't really get anything from this. I'm not usually dominant at all, but I really just wanted to make choosing fuck around like this worth it. I told him to just lay down & let me do all the work as if he was my personal dildo. I finished off doing the amazon & he asked me if me doing that was gay. I just said yes you are gay now. Biggest shame in my life as he was a hentai addict.

No. 95565

>>95564
>r9k
Girl WHY

No. 95567

>>95565
Yes. WHY

No. 95610

>>95564
>yes you are gay now
iconic.

No. 95622

>>95565
>>95567
Don't kid yourselves. lolcow and r9k are both bottom of the barrel. You both belong with each other.

No. 95627

>>95564
lol i lost my virginity to a guy who posted frequently in the kpop thread on /trash/
big mistake

No. 95650

>>95622
And where are you from? You ended up on imageboards too so I doubt you're that much higher above us.

No. 95653

>>95564
>at first he seemed like a natural at eating me out. However for some apparent reason he was rubbing his teeth against my asshole.
Ugh, how is that even possible?

No. 95656

>>95653
If he's tongue punching your vagina, his teeth will end up on your ass and upper labial region.

No. 95658

>>95622
Are you the dumb bitch in the vent thread who thinks she's oh so much better than everyone on this site yet your lame ass is still here? Both these posts are around the same HOUR. The girls here don't hold a candle to how inane the boys are on r9k, you know that, but you don't want to admit it. God you're pathetic lmao

No. 95672

Guys, what does it feel like to have good sex? I've had good sex, at least I think so. I've had orgasms before, not from PIV but my partner does go down on me. Just when he does I feel like he has to work so hard, and honestly like I'm working even harder. Nothing fits right, I feel like he's doing the oral equivalent of trying to find a needle in haystack; and I don't mean my clit by that, I mean like, real pleasure in general. When I do come it's because I grabbed his face so hard and like, grinded against it till his upper lip is sore. I don't feel like it's hot, I don't think it's fun. I cry a little out of frustration and embarassement every time it happens. I hate and love sex and yet I crave it constatly - I have a much higher libido than my partner. I masturbate, but I hate it bc I get super depressed after I cum. I'm not multiorgasmic either, which seems to be one of the main benefits cited about being a woman.

No. 95677

>>95672
Grinding your bf's face off is exceptional but not unheard of. If that's what it takes for you to get off then so be it, embrace it. Most guys love having their face fucked, hence face sitting. You just need to get comfortable with yourself.

No. 96500

>>95650
Somewhere way better than here. Oh yeah, I'm way higher than you.

>>95658
Completely wrong, you stupid fucking bitch. What a shitty shot in the dark. God you're pathetic lmao. People like you should be euthanized. No, you should be executed by firing squad.(Calm down)

No. 96657

What am I supposed to do when getting the titties sucked? It feels awkward because I'm just like staring like I can't kiss or do anything. Do you just play with his hair/pat his head?

No. 96668

>>96657
It depends partially on if you really enjoy it or if you just let your partner do it because they enjoy it. I like it, so some general writhing around, mostly. Stroke their body wherever you can reach, stroke their hair, kiss their head, and just enjoy it.

No. 96698

This thread made me realize how bad my current-ish fuck buddy is at sex.

>almost 9 years older than me, not terribly inexperienced

>nice sized dick but starts getting soft after 5 minutes
>can only stay hard while I give him a blowjob
>makes me brush my teeth after I go down on him
>no period sex either
>can never find my clit, even if I direct him his fingers migrate away
>absolutely no sexual chemistry, his face is blank the entire time and he can cum without any change in facial expression/breathing

No. 96699

>>96698
>fucking an older man
>not even getting commitment
>not even getting good sex

Why are you wasting your time like that?

No. 96700

>>96698

Isn't the point of a fuck buddy is to have good sex? Like I can see sticking around if you're in a relationship, but the whole point of a fwb is that you just like fucking?

No. 96705

>>96698
find a better fuck buddy anon



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