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It's always surprising where guys localize your clitoris. Usually it's about 16ft away, but hey, thanks for rubbing my labium like a lunatic I guess?!
My first time, the guy would grab them really hard, when i told him it hurt he said girls like pain (?)
Not sex but yeah we broke up
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>>90961>creepy text>enduring painful fucking>give him head out of guilt
Girl, what the fuck is wrong with you. He's this delusional because girls like you keep appeasing his shitty ego and horrible skill.
I've definitely learned my lesson.
Idk but at the time I felt so flattered that a guy like that was interested in fucking me that I kinda just went along with it.
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I know we were all naive and impressionable at one point but this makes my head hurt. Parents need to start informing their daughters on how to handle situations like this before they start dating. I swear to god…
Yes, there needs to be a whole lesson on how to say no and why you shouldn’t feel guilty saying it.
And men need to learn more about sex in general if they think attempting entry into a pussy that aint up to temp yet is okay. Amateur really.
What a fucking loser that guy is.
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my boyfriend tries to talk dirty in bed sometimes and he says some of the funniest shit. he comes up with something hot on occasion, but most times require me to use all of my willpower not to laugh while we're fucking.
a few things he's said to me during sex:
>"i'm going to make you wear a necklace made of dicks so everybody knows you're a whore"
>"pee all over me like a dog you fucking bitch"
>"i'm about to shove so many things up your ass" (he didn't and i'm glad)
i'm losing my shit just writing these down
he's the best i've ever had otherwise– his dick is fantastic and he has great stamina. but one out of every twenty times we fuck i just lie in bed and have an existential crisis because i don't understand wtf he just said
that one is great, but is no one seeing the>"pee all over me like a dog you fucking bitch"
what the fuck???
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>be 16 and having my first boyfriend
>horny all the time because of hormones
>even tho my bf was older (20ish) he was a virgin
>we talked a lot of having sex, he told me stories where he made his exes so wet with foreplay only
>get super hyped
>finally, the big day comes
>he has a very ugly and average sized dick
>when I reached to blow him, I was kinda surprised and grossed by the smell but he told me that was the "normal dick smell"
>he tries to eat me out but does the most hilarious faces, like he was constipated
>fucking was painful at the beginning, then he asked me to moan like a hentai
We were together for a few years and eventually just assumed that sex wasn't that great in general, later knew that the dick was bad. Also,
>he only could cum if he was masturbated for several minutes
>never wanted to have sex
>bad hygiene in general
Later after we broke up knew that he masturbated at least 4 times a day with lolicon and camgirls while I slept
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I would drag a man out of bed by the scalp if he said any of these things to me.
God, reminds me of the first person I slept with. The stench emanating from his crotch was enough to make me gag. His dick was slimy and almost encrusted with cheese. I went for, like, two years afterwards thinking that was normal.
Luckily, my ultra-hygienic current boyfriend has since shown me the light.
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>>90978>>"i'm about to shove so many things up your ass"
Not his cock. Not a finger. Just so many things.
Do you tell him when you don't like what he said? Maybe he needs direction?
literally crying over here
My ex had no strength and stamina, so when he was on top he would just lie flat on me and hump away like I was some hole in a mattress. He would always whine that I should tell him what I like so he can please me, but when I did, like getting him to eat me out properly, he'd remember for like one session and never do it again on his own.
I did get to peg him though which was probably some of the best sex I ever had.
This is why men don’t want women to be sexually liberated, because then we can compare their poor performance to good.
I honestly can't count how many times guys have expected me to suck their stinky ass dicks with absolutely no shame. I've figured that the stinkyness (and slimyness) mainly occurs with guys who are uncut and who masturbate a lot, residues of their cum accumulate under their foreskin.
Also one time a guy tried to shove his sweaty balls into my mouth. It was summer and the smell of sweaty butt crack almost made me puke.
Jfc, are you gurls literally afraid to stop and say "I'm not doing that untik you bathe"? What, are you afraid if you say no, the guy will grab your face and throatfuck you to death?
Should rename the thread to "girls who are acared to say what they want/don't want during sex" ffs
Seriously, I've been afraid to have sex since the last guy. I dont want to risk a small dick again, I'd rather have no sex.
I wish I could find out beforehand but I'm too much of a prude to get dick pics or touch it before we're actually in a relationship. And by then it's too late to break it off easily.
Below 15 cm.>>91087
Guys with big dicks can have magic fingers too, don't give hope to small dick guys hope that they actually have a chance.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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>New at school, become a tutor to meet new people
>Meet cute guy one grade below via his friend that I tutored
>Instantly click, start hanging out, he eventually invites me over after school when his parents are still at work
>We start to fuck
>Didn't realize how small he was until a few strokes in (skipped foreplay)
>Felt like he was fingering me with his dick
>Oh god let me out
>After a few minutes he asks me if I came
>I say no, keep going
>I get dressed and say I need to be home
>He lets me know that it was his first time and how much he enjoyed it
Didn't fuck him after that, even though he asked to see me again. Some girl who was apparently obsessed with him found out I fucked him and she wanted to fight me. I didn't have the heart to tell her he was small.
i had an ex fuckbuddy that i would hook up with for a little over a year. he definitely thought it was more than just sex, even though i told him multiple times that it wasnt and that i was seeing people other than him at the same time as well
i don't know why i kept sleeping with him, though, cause the sex was….eh and his dick was fairly large except the fact that it was severely bent to the right. it wasnt the worst, but he always did these little things that would just completely turn me off.
like, everytime he would finish fingering me, he would wipe off his hands with a tissue before he would penetrate me. why? for what purpose? i know it was probably nothing personal, but it made the sex feel like it was less about actually having sex, or that he felt like my vagina was too dirty for anything other than his dick.
and he never wanted to change positions, was super vanilla, had no idea how to eat a girl out, etc.
he's not my proudest moment in my sexploration journey.
a guy and i were on the verge of going from friends to FWB because of all the sexual tension
not only was it tiny when he pulled it out (like 3, maybe 3.25 inches if i'm being generous)–he leapt on me, laid basically flat on top, humped away for like 7 seconds, came, then looked me in the eye and said "gotta get the first one out"
is this normal or was it truly as weird as it felt
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these stories are gold, they are making me feel better about my first time having sex, the bad parts were mostly my fault for giving the worst drunk blowjob ever kek
big dicks on guys are like big boobs on girls.
Some girls who like that sort of thing get turned on by the idea of a huge dick more than it actually
Although if a guy has a thin dick, like no girth, thats the worst, worse than being short.
Even if you don't cum, penis feels good. Just not good enough to cum from it. Girthy dick feels better than slim dick, and tiny dick can feel like nothing at all.
Had sex once with a guy with a micro dick, felt like he put his pinky inside me aka I didn't feel a thing. So that didn't last.>>91130
My husband wipes his hands after fingering because he touches my face and hair during sex, and I'm not into having to wash my hair every time we fuck.
I go out with my guy best friend (who's been my best friend since we were 6) and some other friends for drinks about every other night and sometimes get VERY drunk. A couple months ago he must have been slightly drunker than me and I took him home. As we got inside he grabbed me and started kissing me and I pushed him away at first but then gave in because I was drunk af too. Also his band has been getting pretty popular around here and girls have been throwing themselves at him lately which was kind of turning me on.
Anyway we go on to do it and honest to god he has the biggest dick I've ever seen. 10" for sure. The problem is, he couldn't fucking get it up. I even tried blowing him but nothing since he was blackout drunk. I think we both passed out and I woke up earlier in the morning and left. We havent talked about it and I think he might not remember.
The stupid part is, this exact scenario happened 2 more times with him, we go on to do it, too drunk, he can never get it up, we pretend we don't remember. I keep saying never again, and it's the last time but deep down I kind of want it to happen, but I dont have any feelings for him.
It's really frustrating because it reminds me of my first time, it was with some random guy and he would get it up but it would go flaccid after a couple minutes. He wasn't even drunk, he told me he always had this problem and it's because he watches too much porn.
My friends have told me it has happened to them too and that maybe the guy is inexperienced or nervous but sometimes I feel like it's my fault
Girl that is NOT your fault. You gave all the reasons why. It’s most likely because he is drunk. Whiskey dick. It also could be because porn abuse. Definitely not you.
I would not even try unless he was sober.
What a fucking weirdo! I don’t want my tits slapped either, ow.
I like how he broke down like a complete basket case then later blamed you for not liking it. Nutters.
And your English was great.
Whiskey dick hahahahaha love that
yeah I guess you're right it's just insecurities sometimes you know
I don't think I would try sober because I don't want to risk ruining our friendship and I'm not really that attracted to him anyway, it just always comes out when I'm drunk for some reason
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>The moment he started moaning the words "breed me" really loudly during sex I knew it was over
are we sure this man is hetrosexual ?
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>be me, 16yo
>date vampire guy with nails like actual claws
>let him take my virginity
>fingers me with said claws
>puts a chain around my throat
>can’t go on after 5 mins since it fucken hurts
>give blowjob, cums in mouth
>>91267>I feel like I’m giving a blow-job to Micky Mouse sometimes
I also find men moaning not that hot, most sound like really ridiculous…
oh you poor girl…
I know first times aren't usually that great but this sounds pretty bad
don't let anyone push you around like this anymore, you deserve better
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>be me, 23 yo 8/10
>some guy messages me on grindr
>he's good looking, just my type
>says he wants to try MMF threesome
>the girl looks fine too, i like to try something new
>go to his place
>he's even better in person
>fast forward to the action
>he has good cock, but no game
>the girl doesn't seem to enjoy it much
>looks like she feels that bad kind of pain
>it's getting a litle bit awkward
>take initiative and show him some moves
>it's slowly becoming sex education class
>had to explain him how spit never substitutes actual lube
>MFW i fucked pussy for the first time
>MFW i shown bi guy how to fuck pussy(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Holy shit anon, are you me? Even LoL part.
0/10, would never date e-pros again.
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here's a story of my self destructive yellow fever
> be stupid after girlfriend breaks up with me
> find korean dude on craigslist casual encounters
> he has tiny stereotype dick, is always drinking
> sex is subpar and i can barely feel anything even though i hadn't been dicked in years
> lonely and sad about ex so i continue to hook up with him
> stupidly let him raw me after a couple of times
> one day he asked me to eat his ass
> "It's ok I just showered"
> not my thing but ok whatever
> if he showered he definitely missed the part where you're supposed to wash your ass
> hold back vomit while my tongue is on his asshole
> decided to love myself and never go back
> go to the doctor a week later and test positive for chlamydia
i learned my lesson and stopped thotting around after that
It wasn't really cps but our country's version of it. He had problems with his family and was prevously in foster homes and had a worker come over a couple times month. So since he was about to turn 18 they were visiting to talk about his living situation.
I also forgot to add that he wanted to vape in my vag, and that I let him.
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>>91396> if he showered he definitely missed the part where you're supposed to wash your ass> hold back vomit while my tongue is on his asshole
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>desperate for sex after breaking up with long-term boyfriend
>it's finally time to fuck everyone i can
>shy, so i reached out to some guy i met on discord
>sex was ok but i caught feelings
>stop having sex with him
>make a private nsfw twitter
>ex boyfriend from when i was 14 follows me on there
>notices he's very lonely and wants sex
>send him a message
>he hasn't has sex for 5 years, didn't think much of it
>go to his place
>2 hours of travelling
>get there, shitty, crusty student room
>cumstains on his bed
>he's super nervous, i sit down
>take off clothes, start kissing
>worst kiss i had in 3 years
>maybe it'll get better
>i'm not horny at all
>he doesn't even try at foreplay
>puts on a condom and immediately puts his dick into my dry ass vagina
>it feels so good to him that he lays down on me and doesn't move
>tells me he wants me on top
>it happens again, this time he starts shaking
>what the fuck
>'no no don't move or else i'll cum'
>i'm weirded out and i get off his dick, tell him i don't want sex anymore
>'anon i want doggystyle now'
>'no, i don't want to. i want to go home'
>'but anon please'
>guy tries to force me to fuck him again, guilttrips the shit out of me and tries getting me into position
>i push him away and panic
>put on my clothes and start crying in the corner of the room
>guy starts playing vidya
>later texts me 'that was great. i'd love to fuck you again'
>i don't respond for obvious reasons
it was the worst sex i've ever had. i don't know if i can classify this as assault but it was very very shitty.
later he made a super gross porn drawing of me and he kept telling me how sexy i was. needless to say i haven't talked to him ever since.
It’s definitely assault (attempted?).
What a nasty disgusting piece of shit. I hope he’s whole crotch is rotting now with a wound drain after sustaining a bite from a street dog.
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You're really stupid for not seeing those blatant red flags beforehand. I hope you aren't expecting sympathy.>>91418>I hope he’s whole>this entire incoherent and violent rant(bait)
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Holy shit, anon, this really made me cringe. Did you say anything?
I flat out rejected a guy whose dick smelled like piss and looked like it had some sort of smegma/congealed toilet paper on it.
Fuck them. We'd never hear the end of it if our vulva smelled like that and had toilet paper pieces stuck in there.
Just had a flashback to a boring 69 with my first boyfriend where I opened my eyes and saw shit on his asshole. I just closed my eyes again and tried to pretend it never happened, it put me off 69. Some time later he was mopping something up from the floor by crumpling the kitchen roll into a ball while smashing it into the mess it and then I had a realisation that this 18 year old probably never learned to wipe his ass properly. Never again.
If only there was some way to tell preteen girls not to settle for shitty (lol) sex but nobody wants to talk to kids about that stuff.
I have a little handheld one that I use. I dream of someday having one integrated into the toilet.
My bf and I just always shower before sex.
My Euro bf has phimosis. We were both virgins when i flew out to meet him last year. I was the first girl he trusted to actually do anything with because of it and his Aspergers. I could barely give him handjobs or blowjobs without fear of hurting him. And then sex wise, he couldnt cum, probably from a combination of the phimosis, wearing a condom, and having started taking depression/anxiety meds. We barely did anything and its almost put me off sex forever. I cant even masturbate anymore because I equate my own orgasms with guilt. I was able to finish everytime we had sex. The next time I fly out we are planning to not use condoms, and he has been using stetching rings(or so he says. I cant always trust he'll do literally anything without me being there to remind him). But im psychologically scarred from the first meetup and I dont even know that I can get turned on anymore. I literally have no sex drive now. Im not sure if its a result of the stuff that happened, or the birth control i started taking a few weeks before meeting him. But its been a year and ive slowly just lost interest in sex in general. Also he's like…super vanilla. He's scared of showing any sort of aggression or dominance, and unfortunately thats one of the only things that turns me on in the first place. Im at a loss of what to do this next time. I feel like a lack of sexual chemistry is a nail in the coffin for a relationship, regardless of how much you love someone. He, on the other hand, thinks its going to get better with practice, despite us both being (older) virgins raised in the porn generation(i was addicted to pron from the ages of 18ish to around 26 or so). I dont have as much faith as he does. Its just a frustrating mess.
I had a euro bf get circumcised
He was bandaged up for two weeks and sore for another two then it was good like new. And he didn't even have any problems with it lol.
Sounds like he buried his head in the pillow in shame for 4 hours, embarrassed.
I would never want to be a teenager again.
The problem with small dicks is not so much the size, but the psychological and social stigmas around it. It wouldn't be a problem if you could just say
>your dick is too small and does nothing, but it's ok, you can have your personal fun as long as you please me latter
but if you say this to a guy you're going to make him suicide. I say this from personal experience, I had a relationship with a guy whose dick was certainly smaller than his middle finger, and thin also. I never told him outright "your dick is too small you're going to have to compensate for it", but I made it clear that him fucking me was mostly for his own pleasure, and that he had to please me with tongue, fingers and toys afterward of before it, and it worked out fine.
Certainly average dick would be better, it's always better, can't make up for it, but I suppose that small dicks at least are better than big dicks because feeling nothing is still better than feeling pain. You can let a small dick guy have his personal fun with you, can't do that with a big dick without feeling like you're being tortured. But then again you usually can't let a small dick guy have his fun, because if he's aware that his small dick does nothing and you're just being nice to him and expecting something in return he's going to be insecure as fuck for the rest of the relationship, and if he's not aware that his dick is too small to do anything then he's not going to care about your lack of fun, you're hiding it from him after all. And I say that "I suppose" because I don't know how pain from big dick feels like, I think the biggest dick that I took was 17 or 18cm and I took it just fine. I have a loose vagina, I'm pretty sure that it's on the loose side, the entrance is certainly loose, dunno if the inner sides also feel loose, never had the courage to ask, maybe this is why I empathize with guys with small dicks, most women would probably feel bad about saying that dick size is a make-it-or-break-it in a relationship, because it shouldn't be, and it actually isn't, the real problem is that you can't discuss it, so a not-so-problematic physical problem becomes a relationship problem, where you just can't give the guy a true feedback about your sex.
I don't know if dick size really is a make-it-or-break-it for other women, maybe in this age of hookups and tinder you can be picky since nothing is serious. But it's not my case, I would be willing to put up with a small dicked guy rather than a big painful dick guy if only they didn't make a big fuss out of the fact that they just can't please a woman with their dicks, "fuck me and then we will have MY fun latter, that's fine". But as it is today, both big dicks and small dicks are likely to become a one-way sex since the guys can't realize how bad their dicks feel like in both situations, which means that sex in that relationship itself will always be bad, you're always going to feel like you're accepting something in silence and not getting anything in return, and this is what really breaks it.
At least this is how I speculate things.
You have to take control and grind his face off with your pussy, it's an active role not a passive one. By the nature of you rubbing it out on top of his face while he sits there and takes it like a good boy you will feel sexy.
Just remember, it's hard for him to say I love you when your sittin' on his face.
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>dated a fat guy in my teens
>we finally started to get intimate
>he told me before that he was 7 inches
>he was about 3-4 inches
>i ended up doing most of the work, giving him head for about 95% of the time
>he would finger me, but thought "jackhammering" a girl was the way to go
>im in pain, pretended to cum so he'd stop
>asked him to give me oral
>i closed my eyes and sat back
>i thought he was fingering me again
>he was giving me oral
i ended up making him cum but once he asked if i did, i simply said "no". it broke his little heart and the end of the night was awkward and i ended up crying since the sex was that bad. we broke up eventually.
yeah wtf? are you one of those bpdfags whose only understanding of arousal is self-objectification kek
otherwise why does it matter? the dude can't even see you since he's buried in pussy
Its not fun for me either because I want to be dominated. I dont get turned on when a guy does anything that results in >for her only
pleasure. Either I want it to be mutual pleasure, or him taking from me for his own pleasure.
Agree anon I didn't know how to word this with anon calling me a little bitch, I was writing along the lines of I'm concerned about his pleasure too lol.
I enjoy 69 more than him just going down on me. Sitting on someone's face just doesn't seem appealing, perhaps because I haven't done it before! Or perhaps because I'm a bdpfag lol
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Not sure if this counts as bad sex or not, it's more of an embarrassing story
>be 18>losing virginity with first serious boyfriend>He said he lost his virginity at a house party >to this day I still don't know if I was his first or not >Vallina sex but I thought it was great for the first time>he finishes and i'm in "I can't believe I finally lost my virginity mode">so happy.jpeg>0.2 seconds later>where's the condom???>it fell off inside me, he didn't tell me it was too big for him (i didn't know condoms had sizes at the time)>try to get it out but can't reach>he proceeds to get it out for me in my newly opened vagaina, fucking hurts like hell >i'm almost sobbing from embarrassment>ask how long it was off for>"idk">it either fell off half way or when he finished >terrified of getting pregnant for the next couple weeks (I was too scared to go to a clinic for plan B)>get period, happy times
>1 week after having sex I get thrush for the first time
needless to say we didn't stay together for very long, i suspect he was a virgin and didn't want to admit it for whatever reason because looking back he for sure acted like one.
tbh i'm just here on this thread because these stories are top-tier kek worthy, i love you anons.
(had to repost from missing info and spelling)
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Ungrateful as hell. Just hand these men over to me.
Look at this chick (?).
If she don’t like something she don’t have to. Who the hell are you? lol
I also don't enjoy being eaten out. It's… uncomfortable. I don't find it sexy. I like giving oral, though.
Though, I'm probably a unique case - any stimulation of my clitoris is unpleasant at best, and blindingly painful at worst. I feel pretty unlucky.
Ugh no that’s the worst. Current bf loves when I sit on his face so I do it but literally nothing about it feels good to me. I only do it bc he seems grateful afterwards.
Probably the hottest sex thing we’ve done that I enjoyed was when I was doggy style and he was standing over me using his fingers while I looked up at him. His jaw was clenching and his muscles were flexing while he tried to finger me as fast as possible. Also has this intense look in his eyes while he was clearly getting turned on by looking at me like that. Unfhh.
If we did that but with his face between my legs (which we have I hated it) it takes away so much of like the dominant aspect I guess like another anon was saying.
I think it’s bc they’re not good at it. And rlly it’s not that good of a way to get an orgasm either. It’s better used as foreplay where they’re being really light+teasing. Maybe guys don’t know how gentle you have to be. When I’m masturbating on my own, i position my finger so that more of the pressure is going on my pubic bone and so my finger is very lightly stimulating my clit even as I increase speed.
Although idk I’ve never really enjoyed vibrators either because they’re too intense.
>>91978>He's just too pure and naive to act on the things he does fantasize about
What?, he jus sounds like a pervert who prefers porn…
Just let it go
Maledom is the norm after all. I feel like a majority women believe giving oral is a demeaning and submissive act, and they hate having it done to them because it doesn't make them feel used, or even worse, somehow if they're not being used they are less feminine. Just look at how many woman here fake orgasms and do things they absolutely hate just to please a guy they may or may not even like. I don't think being submissive is inherently a bad thing either, but some women take it too far.
However I'm with you. I really don't get the whole being used thing, because to me there's nothing that makes me feel more adored than having my partner do their best to make me feel good and please me. My partner would rather give oral or nice massages than PIV because he knows I like those things much better. That makes me feel more loved and feminine than getting used like a cumdumpster.
Probably because the dudes you're with are trash at it. I remember not liking to receive oral for a while. Had to even teach my current what I really like, and now I enjoy it.
I have a feeling that if the anons who don't like oral got it from an experienced woman they'd probably change their tune.
Unless you're disinterested in sex, get yours first. This also remove the part where he already came and has to hear you aren't satisfied.>>91856
I say "I love you" while my bf is eating me out just to hear him try to say it without stopping. It's so cute.>>91859
You did a good thing, being honest about his poor performance. If you lied, he'd keep doing that to other women.
Oral should be neutral, but honestly so few men are willing to reciprocate that when one insists you sit on his face or whatever, it's usually a sign that he's really submissive and testing the waters.
Women giving head is so expected and "natural" that it can be either submissive or neutral or even dominant, anything you want, but for a man to be interested in giving oral, it's usually the result of a hundred hours of femdom porn. And next week he'll be asking you to peg him and spit in his mouth.
Facesitting being a submissive thing isn't because it's oral but because of the nature of the position. If a woman was lying down with a man on top thrusting into her mouth that would be submissive too.
I see what you are saying though. Women giving oral is expected. Men doing it is much more of an optional thing (which is why so many suck at it) and when it happens it's mostly considered foreplay and not an actual thing on it's own like blowjobs.>>92116
Apparently you don't know what that word means.
I'm so sorry that your ex did that to you. Glad things are better for you now though!
It makes me sad how a lot of women I know, myself included unfortunately, minimize being sexually assaulted as just "bad sex". This isn't a criticism of you or anything so please don't think I'm doing that. I just hope you know that what he did to you wasn't just bad sex and you deserve to be able to call it for what it is and have your boundaries respected. I'm glad you found a guy who'll do that now.
Thank you so much. This makes me feel a big better…
Sadly society normalized this kind of shit and it worries me a lot.
My current bf respects all my boundaries and even asks me if I'm feeling ok or not. It's a blessing I finally found a person like that…
i don't understand the obsession with categorizing everything into sub or dom ffs, i get that most people tend to be more comfortable in one role over the other, and that's cool, but how are you so dedicated to one role that whether or not you want to do something is completely based on whether or not it fits that role? It just seems so self-conscious and detached.
it seems like more identity politics garbage where you do things based on what little identity marker you've predetermined for yourself, rather than just trying things that seem interesting and finding out what you actually enjoy that way.
There are other reasons why people might not like oral though. My boyfriend is obsessed with eating pussy to the point he ejaculated just doing it and he obviously reads guides from the way he always tries to do it better and wants feedback but even though it's mind blowing sometimes having the focus on me makes me feel isolated and lonely especially if I'm staring up at the ceiling and can't see him.
This is probably all thanks to social conditioning that sex is not for female pleasure though lol
I remember tolerating so much shitty oral when I was younger because my first boyfriends were so sensitive to feedback and I felt the pressure to feel empowered by it but it feels so much better to tell someone that it's not working without worrying about their ego. It was like those guys got off on this meme of being a good lover because they ate pussy but it was all an act and they didn't care how bad they did it and how many UTIs their unwashed hands caused>>91938>putting pressure on girls to say they enjoy their shitty sex
These guys legitimately need to die out
>>92171> even though it's mind blowing sometimes having the focus on me makes me feel isolated and lonely especially if I'm staring up at the ceiling and can't see him
relatable. i think it's a lot more fun if it's just casually added in to foreplay instead of being this big event
thats supposedly so good on its own that you want just that, on its own, interrupted, with no other stimuli.
instead, i like the idea of a guy going back and forth between eating me out and fingerblasting me, or deciding on a whim to lick my pussy while i go down on him, or lifting my legs up to eat me out for a while before fucking me. you get the idea. like it's just another tool among many to contribute to getting you off, instead of this big production where you better cum because he's been going at it for 15 uninterrupted minutes all for you!
also, anons who claim that someone would feel differently if a woman did it or that the guy just doesn't know what he's doing, what are the best techniques then? or is it something that ca't be articulated?
Wow anon, it's like there's an entire thread about vaginas where some anons complain about having lots of discharge.>>92212
I do sometimes because I don't want to get lube all over my sheets. You guys seem nuts.
Imagine having sex and being grossed out by your own bodily fluids. How boring.
Idk how you guys even enjoy sex when you feel the need to wash your hands as soon as they get ~dirty~.
>>92224>state of this thread
It's the bad sex thread and we're all just critiquing you're clearly bad sex etiquette.
Either you overuse lube that's its a sticky mess everywhere or you have discharge issues that your boyfriend is greasing up your hair with your own wetness.
My advice is when using lube build it up in small amounts so you're not making a mess.
If your own wetness perturbs you what are you like with sperm?
Who's insulting? The girl implying we're nasty because we're OK with sweating, saliva, lube and cum being a part of sex? No need to get so defensive. I bet you miss out on period sex too, that's the only time I'd use a towel.
Also mini nodding against the rulez
You're the one who sound triggered
prude-chan. Do you wipe your mouth after kissing your bf too?
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I love this thread it’s a hoot y’all
That is irrelevant. Why would I give a shit about what another person doesn't want going where? Why do you? You sound like one of those ~kinky cool girls~ who pride themselves in having zero sexual boundaries if you're throwing the word prude around in response to other women's preferences. What's next? Are women who don't want to get pissed on prudes because >body fluids
Kek, get over yourself.
I’m saying do regular checks. Not a once off. >>92318
They mastubate all the time. They can try that jizz.
Best thread on /g/
I'd tell stories but the mods have a culture of outing people
This. I guess my boyfriend had watched some misleading porn because randomly he got all hot and breathy and asked me to spit it into his mouth. I did it, he immediately gagged and ran to the bathroom and told me that he was sorry and I should never feel like I need to taste it again
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Holy shit this thread is a gold mine.
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>have sex once a week with long term boyfriend
>very painful every time
>ask gyno what is up with that and she takes some tests
>suggest lube to me
> I use it. Still hurts
>mfw because I love him and want to have sex and mostly am afraid he will leave me if I tell him I can’t do it anymore
Same, it literally gives me perineal tears but the gyno refuses to do any tests and keeps saying "use more lube" lol
If you can insist on your gyno to do some other test, like bacterial infections and less rare stuff
chiming in to say that i had a similar problem for a long time and figured i just didn't like sex. finally got a good gyno who felt around and told me the pain was from really really stiff muscles in my pelvic area from lack of use (you can't do normal stretches because it's so internal) and nervousness. she said that even soreness i was having on my outer vulva was probably from the stiff muscles keeping everything rubbing together in a bad way.
i got prescribed silicone dilators (just small dildos basically) and herbal muscle relaxers. it's helped a lot and now i get to have painless sex which i didn't even know was i thing before. your gyno sounds a bit dismissive so i'd either find someone else or just go ahead and try dilators. there's not much drawback other than money. they're small and if they do hurt you just stop.
also what lube do you use and do you use condoms? i also found that i was really sensitive to certain brands and they were making my vulva burn even aside from the penetration. switching brands fixed that.
no i don't! that's probably a different issue! i never had problems with clit stimulation, arousal, or gentle masturbation. never any pain there. my problems were just with penetration and soreness on my vulva unrelated to arousal.
your question and this thread just goes to show that painful sex/painful vulva is so much more complex than one question with one solution. i hate when gynos are dismissive. lube only makes sense when the issue is with penetration. if just getting aroused hurts wtf is lube going to do
Never due to selfishness, only incompetence and bad luck. Most men I've slept with were virgins before me (it was a sort of fetish of mine). I guess the worst was when I was blowing a guy and he came, but instead of cum, it was the same volume, but piss. So he essentially came piss.
The same guy wanted the shit kicked out of him (not literally). Not bad for me but very uncomfortable since when I was going at it he curled up into a ball and started crying, but insisted I continue when I (obviously) stopped.
I have to ask though, does anyone have good tutorials for sex stuff? My current bf who I like A LOT is sexually inexperienced, usually they pick up the skills naturally (the guy I mentioned earlier made me squirt from fingering before we even fucked lol) but he…doesn't, even with practise and time. And when he asks me exactly how he can improve in terms of positioning his fingers etc, it's kind of hard for me to know, at best the feeling's "ok". Also I'm a bit worried because he said that cunnilingus doesn't look appealing from what he's seen in porn (and it can look pretty gross). I have every confidence he'll do it to please, but maybe I could do/show something to help him like it?
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>be fwb with some guy 4 years ago while studying abroad, we hit it off and end up spending a lot if time together while having amazing sex. Was very vanilla sex, but very good sex nonetheless.
>become disconnected from each other for a few years when he goes away to do mandatory military service
>in a weird situation where the other person always being in a relationship when the other one was single but always spent nights on the phone talking about how much we missed hanging out and how well we matched ‘in bed’.
>fast forward to when he’s discharged and in a horrible relationship, but we agree to finally meet again over drinks. drink way too fucking much and end up at a love hotel
>we’re going at it and i change position to go on top, and as if i flipped a fucking switch he starts talking in a baby voice and calling me mommy.
>continues the whole time
>awkwardly finish and tell him im really tired because of leftover jetlag from my trip back home. He agrees to sleep because hes tired too.
>starts cuddling up to me and sucking my tits until he passes out
>leave first thing in the morning and never really talk again afterwards
RIP good 2014 sex it was fun
Anon, this might answer your question.
>The external genitalia or vulva (including the clitoris, vaginal opening, and inner and outer lips or labia) become engorged (swollen) due to the increased blood supply. Inside the body, the top of the vagina expands.https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/sexual-arousal-in-women/
I only know what your talking about, because I experience some discomfort when I become aroused too. I can feel things expanding, but it usually goes away after a bit.
The passive tone is how greentexts are usually done>>92777
Shit anon, quit drinking
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This is more a nsfw vent than a complaint but blowjobs are such a struggle. I like it in theory and hate it in practice. Like my jaw and my hands cramp up almost immediately but I have to keep up a consistent rhythm for what feels like forever in order to get the job done. It's really the worst part of sex for me cause it's uncomfortable and painful and my gag reflex is really strong. It's hard to overcome the desire to be a cool slut who can do anything and thankfully my boyfriend is never upset when I have to take a break or switch to doing something else, it's just a bummer. I wish it was easier. I feel like pussy is pretty easy to lick but a blowjob is so physically taxing.
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I make a fist with my hands around my bf's dick so that just the head and a little bit of the shaft is stick out and let him thrust into my mouth while making eye contact. It really makes oral a lot easier, the hands keep him from accidentally gagging me. He says the thrusting makes him come faster than just laying there, I can't get him off by just sucking anyways.
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idk if this applies but this guy is mean and i want to share his suffering
>17, first serious bf, no sexual experience
>i get disgustingly drunk at friend's party (like alternating between vomiting and passing out on the floor)
>somehow end up in friend's bedroom with bf, giving my first ever blowjob
>not entirely sure if he finished or not, too drunk to remember
>not too drunk to remember him going home and texting me later that his dick really hurt and the foreskin was stuck
>apparently he called his mother in to look at it, who called her brother since they needed a ride to the hospital
>congratulations it's phimosis
>he told all our friends i broke his dick
he got mad at me once for taking things slow due to being a csa survivor so i hope it ripped
I've seen some "stretching rings" online that guys can put in their foreskin to stretch it, upgrading to bigger and bigger rings until the foreskin is looser. My bf has kind of tight foreskin (he can pull it down but it's tight and hurts him a little) and I was hoping daily stretching might help, am I delusional?
I don't really like piv and he doesn't mind not doing it either so doesn't really matter too much but it'd be cool to have it from time to time.
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oh lord there's a few that come to mind but mainly:
>guy that tried to get me to fuck him while his downs syndrome cousin watched because he babysat him during the day
>guy with 70's porn stache that insisted I address him as The Stallion
>guy that could only cum if I tucked my legs under to look like a double amputee
>guy that made me realize rape is a social construct perpetuated by this false notion that forced sex isn't a natural occurrence in the lives of other animals
>different dude that worked as a clown at kid's parties part time tried to make a balloon animal out of our used condom so I could fuck him with it
>>94799>rape is a social construct
Yes, but you still shouldn't do it jfc. We try to avoid acting upon these impulses to keep society together. We've decided it wrong because we have the ability to create a moral compass which we can use to keep our society at least a bit more functional. Obviously, it isn't ideal at the moment due to corruption in the system but that's another discussion.
Murder is also a social construct. Should I shoot up my uni and assault the men I find attractive there? It is natural to kill and rape for humans.
(nvm that the idea of anally raping a guy at gun point after making a bloody mess of his class turns me on, it would still disrupt society as it is for me and others to do so.)
/derail because I love to argue just as we all do here
I should add, most morality is based on banning commonly shared unpleasant experiences while keeping reason in mind. Forced sex is unpleasant. Having your mother killed is unpleasant. Having some guy steal your food is unpleasant. Most people can agree with this.
I don't think we should make forced sex legal any time soon, but that's just my opinion.
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Nature can be fucking disgusting in that regard. There is a species of bugs where the male rape female by attracting predators that will kill her if she does not succumb.
Doesn't mean the human society should follow the advice. We are smarter than all the other animals and can distinguish wrong from right and emphatise with others. The ~rape is just social construct, brah~ sounds like a disgusting, fake deep neckbeard. Animals do rape each other and it's bad for the victim, but there are no lawkeepers in nature. So I would not agree that rape only exists in human terms.
And then you have spiders and mantids whom the female is larger and eats the male as an after sex snack; the male doesn't even try to get away, he sacrifices himself for his offspring.
Also another example is birds of prey, in raptors the female is 1/3 larger than the male. But they mate for life instead of eating daddy because their males can actually make a nest, feed a family and sit on the chicks so mommy can catch dinner too.
Inversion of the mean; reverse sexual dimorphism.
If only the rest of nature could catch on but nature is cruel by nature.
this. part of being human is evolving away
from our natural instincts to rape and kill and stuff. justifying it means we should just fuck society.
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Why did nature fuck us over so much
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I had my first boyfriend when I was 15 (he was 16) and we had most of our first sexual experiences together. I was expecting some awkward moments here and there but nothing could prepare me for this
>be getting fingered
>BF is really going to town, and doing a pretty decent job. Both of us were very much in the mood
>all of a sudden a piece of discharge, about the consistency and color of cottage cheese, falls out of my vagina and on his finger. It was maybe about the size of a quarter
>I look down at him embarrassed as all hell. In total silence I wait to see his reaction
>he examines his finger, and then…
>pops the entire finger in his mouth and sucks off the little blob of vaginal slime like it was icing from a cake
>proceeds to give me this attempt at a sly smile like he had just done the sexiest thing ever
I had to hold back actually vomiting on the spot. Oh and for the record I have no clue what caused that odd discharge and have luckily never experienced it again. I was absolutely mortified.
why cant males understand that its not usually flatulence, its literally just air being sucked and pushed into a hole just like when they all used to do the stupid armpit "fart" when they were younger
Fucking disgusting roasties. Damage control some more.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No retard. We don't like it simply because it sounds nasty. It has nothing to do with how much sex you've had or how loose you are.
>muh bogeyman incels!
Cry more, bitch(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
When I was 4 my older cousin who was 5 found her dad's dirty magazine stash and showed it to me. We were looking at a center fold of some guy squirting off on 2 different girls and my cousin said "See that's how women get pregnant, a guy pees in your mouth and you swallow it".
I went around my neighborhood telling other kids how babies were made for years until my mom corrected my misinformation.
I believe it.
Teenage boys are tarded af.
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So, creaming isn't normal for girls? Because I don't have any symptoms of a UTI/yeast infection, but when I orgasm, something like that comes out…
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>>95314>did you cum>apparently i came to the wrong damn house
Oh fuck. I'm sorry about the sex but this is hilarious
Anyway all these stories of terrible sex make me want to stay a virgin smh
same anon with one last zinger
>"imagine you, naked on my boat… imagine what it'd be like to feel the wind in your pussy"
i broke up with him but i'll never forget this shit
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This thread just makes me scared about losing my virginity or sex in general. I'm already in my 20s, but holy shit
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>>95413>imagine what it'd be like to feel the wind in your pussy
This shit fucked me up
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I hooked up with someone from r9k ( tldr; we lived in the same city & we met up in a cafe ) I asked him to get me ready & so at first he seemed like a natural at eating me out. However for some apparent reason he was rubbing his teeth against my asshole. So I tell him that's enough. I just wanted to get laid. So he gets on top of me & he starts making the strangest grunts ever. In the same tone of grunts he's saying the most ridiculous things lmao
>I'm going to thrust my dick till it pierces your soft belly
He said something else I cannot remember, but shit sounded like an orc from Lord of the Rings. I pressed my face against the pillow and tried my hardest not to laugh. I got dry half way of this. You know as I was going to leave, I didn't really get anything from this. I'm not usually dominant at all, but I really just wanted to make choosing fuck around like this worth it. I told him to just lay down & let me do all the work as if he was my personal dildo. I finished off doing the amazon & he asked me if me doing that was gay. I just said yes you are gay now. Biggest shame in my life as he was a hentai addict.
lol i lost my virginity to a guy who posted frequently in the kpop thread on /trash/
Guys, what does it feel like to have good sex? I've had good sex, at least I think so. I've had orgasms before, not from PIV but my partner does go down on me. Just when he does I feel like he has to work so hard, and honestly like I'm working even harder. Nothing fits right, I feel like he's doing the oral equivalent of trying to find a needle in haystack; and I don't mean my clit by that, I mean like, real pleasure in general. When I do come it's because I grabbed his face so hard and like, grinded against it till his upper lip is sore. I don't feel like it's hot, I don't think it's fun. I cry a little out of frustration and embarassement every time it happens. I hate and love sex and yet I crave it constatly - I have a much higher libido than my partner. I masturbate, but I hate it bc I get super depressed after I cum. I'm not multiorgasmic either, which seems to be one of the main benefits cited about being a woman.
Somewhere way better than here. Oh yeah, I'm way higher than you.>>95658
Completely wrong, you stupid fucking bitch. What a shitty shot in the dark. God you're pathetic lmao. People like you should be euthanized. No, you should be executed by firing squad.(Calm down)
>>96699>Why are you wasting your time like that?
super weird behavior, but that does happen to me every time
this reminds me of my last ex who upon hearing me say "f*
me harder" straight up slapped me in the face without warning
>>96727>he's not even rubbing my clit, just my vagina lips
lmfao my fwb gets confused like this too, especially over pants/panties. Once he just started rubbing my taint. I just started laughing hysterically. Thankfully he's a good sport and a good listener, so I've been slowly correcting some of the weird shit he picked up after not having luck finding sex partners for a few years before me and relying on porn.
I hope all you ladies find a good sport and good listener. It's real nice to slowly mold a man to be the best sex partner for your own tastes.
I can't tell you how much I cannot stand most women who flap their stupid gums about rape fantasies. More often than not, if I dug a little deeper it turned out they have NO SUCH FANTASY. I wish I was kidding but so many of them are out there spouting this insane shit when all they mean is they want rough sex. You would think every third person has this fetish, but they fuckin don't! It's rare and these morons don't know what they're talking about.
Don't even get me started on "I want him to choke me!!11!!" The idiot to normal translation of that is " I want him to lightly put his hand on my neck"
So it's not only that they blather on about it, a good number of them don't even mean what they say.
>>98988>telling women what their kinks are and shaming them for it
Wow, you're such a feminist. /s
Don't act like you like other women who don't think the same way as you. Pure narcissism.
Didn't see any kind of feminist claim there. I'm so glad there are people here to tell you you're full of shit.
GuYz, kiNkShamiNg iS sooOoO baD. Never question anything and never ask people what they really mean cuZ tHaT's sOo bAd
First story was kind of an abusive "relationship" so idk if that really counts but anyways…
I was new at college and we were a really, really small campus. I'm incredibly autistic and socially awkward (and naive as well) so I was extremely glad when this seemingly popular guy wanted to hang out with me. And I genuinely thought he wanted to hang out.
As we were chilling in my dorm room he suddenly put his dick out and urged me to suck him off. Dumb as I was, I did. (Looking back it must've been terrible for him as well because I had never given a bj before and only got told about teeth being an issue years later. However, apparently still good enough for him to come after 5min.)
After that I found out he had a gf in another state and that basically every single girl on campus hated me now because I broke up the dream couple uwu.
Also as I later found out he called himself the 2nd Barney Stinson and snorted coke about every single day. He also became more and more aggressive around people so at this point I didn't really dare to deny any requests anymore, especially not when we were alone.
So we met up at his dorm room/apartment and his roommates were gone which I didn't know. We ended up fooling around again but this time for real. He undressed me and started eating me out.
It was the worst. I was so incredibly dry, didn't shower or shave properly, and of course couldn't relax as I didn't really want any of this in the first place. The fact that he was basically just licking over my labia as a dog didn't really help either.
I told him it wasn't working for me.
>"Yeah, cause you can't relax!"
Alright. So he got out a condom and I had my first PIV sex. It was incredibly painful and I begged him to just give him head again.
He finally accepted and I started sucking his dick again. However, he suddenly came in my mouth which he had never done before and wasn't communicated either. I swallowed, since I thought that's what you did but was surprised by how incredibly awful it tasted (he was a smoker, coke-head and got drunk like 4 times a week). So surprised in fact, that I immediately puked on his bed.
Thank God he gave up on me after that. But it was fairly traumatic and I still struggle with having guys cum in my mouth 8 years later.
Second story is the first time with my current bf of 3 years.
>we're just cuddling for the first time ever
>he puts my hand on his dick
>I'm already panicking bc it's really big and I've only had piv once (mentioned above) which was very painful despite his small dick
>he's nervously searching for a condom bc I'm not on birth control
>finds one a friend gave him
>it's waaaaay too small
>I have to pee badly and didn't want to go use the bathroom as I've been cockblocked by doing that twice before
>he doesn't get it in
>we try another position
>it just won't go in
>he doesn't even get his fingers in
>I have to pee so badly it hurts
>I try to jerk him off, doesn't work because he's starting to get nervous too
>he wants me to suck him off I tell him I can't bc trauma
>he wants me to try
>I try but can't deal with the smell of penis
>he tries to get it in one last time
>we both give up
>I can finally go pee
>don't have another condom
We ended up cuddling the rest of the night which was nice too, considering how hard we were crushing on each other. And the next time it all went waaaay better. But still, this was one of the worst sexual experiences I've ever had.
Oof. I really understand the crying part, sometimes when I come too strongly (?) I cry too, especially afterwards, I also shake a lot, especially my legs.
But usually when I cry it's akin to a happy-cry expression, sometimes with little whimps that I guess could be miss interpreted? Did she like bawl? Or sob?
>>100766>the lying completely still and crying makes me think she is maybe a csa survivior
That's what I initially suspected and also contributed a lot to why felt so horrible every time after doing her. I tried to ask her if this was the case and made sure she understood that I'm willing to take everything at her pace if she's uncomfortable with something or has past traumas, but she insisted on everything being fine and good.
Damn I feel like this has been a somewhat depressing addition to an otherwise lolworthy thread, I'm sorry.
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No particular bad sex but just things I'm bad at myself.
I keep researching online on how to do this and all there is about is the gag reflex. For some reason, I can't even get the dick past a part of my throat because I think my throat is too small. He says it feels like its hitting a wall and no matter what position we are in it doesn't work.
I also refuse to do doggy out of insecurity of my butt acne. My bf really wants to but I don't want him to see that stuff.
I recommend it
Start with a finger in his mouth during foreplay, in time you can throat fist him whilst he begs to let him finish from a handjob. I would try pegging but all that thrusting seems hard work>>101032
It's sweet that you have the patience but that sounds exhausting, did you try vibrators? If she's traumatized she just might never orgasm
She had a vibe at some point, but from what i can recall she just never got much use out of it either, plus its a moot point as that relationships dead now.
Just one of those things thats going to kill my pride until i find another lover.
More of a funny one
>broke up with ldr ex, we are still on good terms, horny af
>remember one of his friends lives in my city
>model material, a lil bit effeminated, but I like girly boys
>I knew he liked me because he always told my ex how lucky he was to be with such a beauty
>ask my ex if I can fuck his friend, he's cool about it
>hang out with guy, we end up in a bar getting piss drunk
>not hooking up yet but lots of teasing
>end up going to his place, luckily his roommates are out
>start making out like crazy, by the times our clothes are off I'm wet
>smallest dick I've ever seen, about 3 inches
>who cares, I'm horny and I want to fuck anyway
>fall asleep during sex because I was so drunk and he was so small I didn't feel a thing
>wake up a few seconds later, he fell asleep inside of me too
>wake him up, take condom off, go to sleep cuddled together (that was the only good part tbh)
>next morning get dressed awkwardly, remember what happened and agree to never talk about it again
Yeah he was really good looking but that was so embarrassing we barely spoke to each other since. Later I found out he was still obsessed with his ex too, so I guess I dodged a good one.
What the fuck, I'm not the cleanest person ever but I'd be so upset if I was dating someone that just cums on the bed and doesn't care, but of course that asshole is going to say you're just being crazy.
This isn't even a sexual compatibility problem, he's just fucked up.
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>>108359>"dating" for a month>already having sex with him
You're too easy, whore-kun.
"We're just not sexually compatible. I'm only interested in vaginal sex and nothing else, anal feels like I am shitting all over the bed. I'm tired of having sex that feels like poop"
Would be hilarious anon.
Wow, this is so weird. Especially the fact that he knows about a proper foreplay, but then can't find your vaginal opening. Like, I assume he could find your clit? Or did the foreplay not involve your vagina?
Sometimes men are literally just that fucking lazy. My last ex wouldn't put it in and would get frustrated trying to get the angle right.
Like, hello, you can't just stab it in like a fucking juice box dude.
This kind of reminds me of one of my exes. He sometimes pressed his dick literally against my clit or asshole and when I was telling him ‘lower/a bit higher up’ he would be like ‘no, I am right, you’re just not wet enough, that’s why it won’t go in’.
Like, dude, I can literally feel you’re way off. But sure he must know better.
so he had a micropenis? did you still feel it or was it always slipping out? im in a long distance relationship and my bf said hes 4 inches. im curious just how much this affects sex.>>111115
did his dick appear to be normal size? i cant imagine that it would always be slipping out unless that was the case
butthole sounds like he's dying of something, like using his penis broke something in his ass? definitely not your fault
Also pls choose better guys, I want you to live
He needs to stop sticking shit in there that don't belong up there and blaming me!
And dw I'm killing myself soon so it's ok
No you're not, you're gonna see some random girl from lolcow (me) at your window like "no!"
I'll fly over there now.
Just stay away from creepy men and love yourself. Life can be good, I promise. For me sheltering myself
away from things that have upset me works pretty well, I know that's not always an option for people but controlling what and who you are exposed to is very helpful in regulating your feelings and attitudes. It's better to be alone than near shitty people.
>>113102>Idea of foreplay is randomly showing me his dick (soft if I'm really unlucky) or just grabbing my hand and making me touch it
Oh I so can relate. My ex was like that.
Also: Whenever it was the other way around he’d complain that I wasn’t ~romantic enough and that he wanted me to seduce him more.
>>113102>"It was too far to walk in my cowboy boots."
I just let out the biggest snort laugh in my quiet workplace and everyone looked at me. I'm so proud of you for leaving that manipulative weirdo though, I hope you're getting to see your friends more lately.>>113135
I didn't think anything could be worse than Gurgs "suk mi" but here we are
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>this entire thread
You mean there can be good sex that involves a male?
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>took anti depressants for a year while I was still a virgin
>met my first bf and realized my vagina didn't work when we tried to have sex
i've been off em for like 2-3 months and it still doesn't work
NTA but jfc is it really that hard to believe that genuine accidents like that can happen?
I’ve had it happen, too. I was unusually wet and relaxed and he placed his dick just an inch too far down and it slipped right to my asshole. Especially when it’s dark and rushed and he’s not looking this stuff can happen. Stop acting like every single fucking guy on this earth is a rapist just waiting for an opportunity.
Trust me, do not take any antidepressants unless you are willing to trade sexual ability for mental health or are likely to kill yourself.
I feel pretty asexual at this point. I can't even get aroused anymore when I try to masturbate like I used to.
Depends on how you react to them. You are supposed to be able to take Wellbutrin independently or with an SSRI to reduce the chance of sexual side effects, but there are plenty of studies (self-reports obviously) that say quite a few people still experienced sexual dysfunction.
I don't want to scare you off of them if you desperately need them. Being alive is more important than sex. But sexual dysfunction is a very very common reported side effect and Permanent Sexual Dysfunction is a real thing and it fucking sucks. Most people can just wean off the drug and return their libido though almost immediately or within weeks.>>113267
I can see where you're coming from but I still can't orgasm on my own/with a partner or become "turned on" anymore. I feel completely broken as a human being and my gyno/family dr/psychiatrist hasn't been able to help. The drugs helped me but I regret it so much and I wish someone stopped me. I really hope that It gets better eventually, but it's nearing 3 months soon and I feel hopeless. Unless someone desperately needs it I wouldn't risk this shit.
I'm in the same boat. Zoloft is the only antidepressant that works for me (I've tried so many) and it completely shuts down my libido. Masturbating is a chore. It doesn't feel good, cumming takes an hour and the orgasms are weak. On one hand I don't really mind becoming essentially asexual but weeks of not cumming seems to bring on it's own unique anguish. When I have depressive episodes I have to decide between my sexuality and my mental sanity and often I have to choose the latter.
Of course this wouldn't be so bad but my boyfriend insinuates that he has the right to fuck me from time to time, which is fine I guess, but he doesn't seem to have any empathy towards the fact that I'm fucking dead from the waist down. Toss it in I guess, I'm a bitch for literally being incapable of wanting to fuck after all.
Are you really okay with being asexual? I'm trying to come to terms with it but sex is so deeply ingrained in relationships and just humanity in general
Also, your boyfriend sounds disgusting. But I can definitely relate in a similar way. My boyfriend would never even insinuate that i need to fuck him, but he's just so fucking kind and sweet that I'd be a bitch if I didn't. I told him about my issues and he said "don't worry we'll figure it out together". but at the same time his sex drive is high and he admits that he jacks it 3 times a day just to focus since I started dating him. He's not trying to guilt me but it's just the truth that I'm blueballing him all the time if I don't give him oral sex at least once when we hang out. He'll be hard almost the entire time otherwise.
I don't enjoy it physically, "foreplay" activities do nothing for me sexually and he cannot enter my vagina without severe pain (an issue I'm trying to figure out but honestly why fucking bother). But he's just such a perfect match and I don't think there are many guys out there like him, I don't want to lose him. But at the same time I'm thinking about breaking it off because he doesn't deserve to not have his needs met. He always look so disappointed when I won't let him finger me/give me oral but it feels like nothing and I'm so tired of pretending.
I am okay with it; sex just isn't a part of my thought process when I'm on medication. It's kind of a relief in some aspects because those urges are just gone. I make time once or twice a month to orgasm because if I don't cum for a month or two I'm constantly agitated, but other than that, sex just isn't a part of my life. Similarly I also lose my appetite. Primal things that give me pleasure just don't apply anymore.
Your boyfriend sounds like my boyfriend when we started dating. I can empathize. Now that attitude just kind of pisses me off. "I need to do a cum every day or my boner is going to hurt :''C"
Maybe this wouldn't be a problem for me if it hadn't gone on for years without feeling like he doesn't even acknowledge my libido or lack there of. It's always about him, men are different, men need to cum or they'll be sad and that's your fault, right? But he brought you ice cream, doesn't he deserve to fuck you?
If I could go back and give my past self some advice, don't stand for it. You're thinking about it wrong. He doesn't deserve not to have his needs met? You don't deserve to be in pain just because he wants to fuck. I'd assume it hurts because he's not turning you on and doesn't care, but maybe that's a bold assumption of me, and I admit I could just be projecting.
I'm just worried that no one will want to date someone who doesn't want sex. And the men I've found online in the asexual community are a little.. odd? I guess. I don't know maybe that's unfair of me to say but it's an observation. Why do you still put up with your boyfriend anyway?
I don't get agitated or feel the urge to masturbate/have sex at all. There was a time before medication that I did feel the urge to masturbate at night but not anymore I guess.
We haven't had PiV sex for ~3 weeks since I told him it hurt way too much. But everytime we had sex I was clearly in pain. And I only stopped because my gyno told me to not do it for at least a month. But that confuses me so much. This is a man that clearly cares for me and would do whatever he can to make me happy. Why is sex so necessary to him that he wouldn't care if I was in pain? Would he even reciprocate if HE was the one in pain? I don't know, I feel like women are just expected to "take it" no matter what. That's my only issue with him though.
But he has spent several days trying to get me into the mood by just foreplay/massage/oral sex on me for hours without me reciprocating. It's not his fault that I feel pain or lack pleasure. I would never expect him to be in pain for my pleasure though..
Sex is literally ingrained into our biology as a bodily craving like hunger. It's hard for you to feel this mindset because you're asexual and may have forgotten what it's like, but if sex was just about "pleasure" and nothing else then we wouldn't see cheating nearly as often. It's not as controllable as it sounds. If you're hungry, it's hard to have self control when there's good food all around you. Sure, you can probably resist for a while, but after some time they huger will take over and you'll give in.
Getting a back massage is just a pleasurable favor. Having sex extends beyond a pleasurable favor and satisfies something on a deeper level both physically and emotionally that is hard to satisfy otherwise.
Can you please for the love of god stop bumping this thread with your OT-conversation? Use >>102887
or at least sage your posts that have literally nothing to do with what this thread is about.
An asexual who gets 0 enjoyment from any sexual activity/can't do PIV and a guy who can't talk to a woman without getting a stiffy seems like a comically bad match. At least get a guy who only wants to do it a couple times a month and doesn't guilt you for muh blue balls, Anon
Also take it to the relationship thread, as >>113322
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>just turned 18
>crush on this guy from work
>incrediably basic, slightly nerdy
>got drunk after work went back to his
>almost 8 inches
>he put it all fast
>pain for both
>suddenly get really wet
>he keeps going
>pulls out after a while to cum
>look down theres blood everywhere
>accused of being on my period
>he cleans of his bloody dick
>realises his skin tore and was bleeding
>tfw got fucked with someone elses dickmblood as lubrication
>never looked at eachother again.
My boyfriend is so fucking weird, he always gets horny when I'm minding my own business around the house. The other day I was in the kitchen making my lunch for work and he comes up to me and starts telling me how sexy I look and kissing my bellybutton. I mean, no doubt I'm now turned on, but I remembered he broke his hand earlier that day so he was in a lot of pain and waiting for the swelling to go down the next few days. I couldn't stop thinking "Oh god, if he tries to have sex right now while we're standing up, his hand's gonna hurt even worse." So I told him, "Baby, your hand is broken…" and he says to me, "Yeah, so? My dick ain't!"
Needless to say, we ended up having sex anyways and his hand started to hurt and he made the most ridiculous face, but he insisted we keep on going and said "Hey, keep making your lunch for work." I cannot believe him sometimes.
I expected this to be about breakthrough bleeding..but that took a whole other turn!
When I was 19 I had a fuck buddy twice my age and the day that he got all weirded out by a bit of breakthrough bleeding was the day I realised that twice my age doesn't equal mature..
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when i was 16 I was in an abusive relationship
here's some stories
>this dude is my first, just fyi
>we're gonna call him fucko
>so, before this i've never really even had a serious kiss with a dude
> we chill and watch nightmare before christmas, as a dude and his goth gf do
>starts getting touchy
>we're together and im comfortable
>starts hardcore frenching
>help idk what im doing
>wtf wtf uh??
Then we had dinner and I went home, kind of confused but not sure what to say.
It only gets worse from here.
>his mother is an idiot, but lets me stay overnight (sleeping in seperate areas)
>leaves us alone frequently
>he asks me to give him head
>we cuddle. im uncomfortable
this goes on for months.
>he asks for head
>he asks to titfuck me
>whole relationship is convincing me that nobody else could love me
>purposefully making me insecure so I'd say yes to him
>i actually turn him down for head and have kind of a meltdown
>he, surprisingly, comforts me
>when I'm no longer crying, pressures me into giving him head
He never reciprocated anything, acted grossed out by anything involving my body other than my boobs. He halfheartedly tried to rub my clit once, but I shimmied away bc I was on my period and he kept rubbing my labia.
I eventually got dumped after he cheated on me, while he was with the girl he cheated with. He also basically tried to gaslight me into thinking I never loved him.
Then he spread rumors about how I was abusive/a cunt.
For years after that I'd get to know people and they'd reveal they thought I'd be a bitch bc they had only heard of me through him. Befriended a few of his other exes who he also abused. Now we have a group chat.
I dated a bpd transgender guy (huge mistake) and could see red flags everywhere - love bombing and 'abandonment issues' - but stayed like the stupid idiot I was because I found him hot and charming. His whole identity was basically that he has sex and he constantly overcompensated by talking about how good he was in bed and acting really flirty all the time. I assumed he was being like those lesbians who brag about being good in bed but ACTUALLY are good and not like those men who flex but actually have no idea what they're doing, plus he had a high body count. I go on a few dates with him and needless to say I'm pumped to be fucked good by this absolute sex chad.
>his idea of foreplay is lightly making out for ~45 minutes (im bored the entire time)
>eventually i have to initiate sexual touch, i move his hands to my chest, he kind of squeezes then moves them away
>like an idiot i have to say "d-do you like touching breasts…?" and he's performatively-enthusiastically like "hell yeah!" and then he gingerly squeezes my breasts through my bra
>i take off my bra and he pokes my nipples with his index fingers
i give up on this
>move my hand down and start fingering him
>he makes the most exaggerated cum faces and seems to legitimately cum within 30 seconds of two fingered penetration
>ask him if he wants to touch me
>"i guess yeah"
>fingers me, but tries too hard to rub my gspot, ends up scratching his disgusting filthy nails against my vaginal walls
>humours him and lets him do it for a while
>take off his pants, eat him out, smegma everywhere, smell made me nearly vomit, matted pubes that i still found in my teeth for days after
>cums instantly again
>ask him if he wants to eat me out
>ok thats fine
>"so babe, that was intense right?"
>say "yeah that was great", leave
incredibly ashamed in the uber home, he never contacted me again. stings extra hard getting 'abandoned' by a bpdfag lmfao
For fucks sake bitch, this isn't Twitter and you are anonymous. Stop referring to this gross mental bitch who gave you a shit experience and then ghosted you as "him". Cause it's pathetic.
Anyway, if her vagoo was dirty with smegma and she didn't even care to clean or trim it despite of wanting people to go down on her, then why the fuck didn't you stop and tell her that you couldn't bear the smell or you weren't feeling well or whatever?? Respect yourself a little. I really don't get people who force themselves to go along with shit like this.
Had a hookup with a sometimes-poly partner last winter and he has always been selfish in bed … Anyway, for the first time ever, he asked me about my sexual fantasies.
I was very pleasantly surprised, so I began to tell him one of my favorite ones that I'd been looking forward to enacting someday. Honestly, some basic roleplay shit …
I get 3 sentences in and he says, "Really? You actually fantasize about that? Naw, naw, listen, I've got a better one, OK here we go –"
>Launches into a detailed story about me fuckin' some girl we both used to know in college
>Knows 100% I'm not into girls
>KEPT ON TALKING as I went down on him
>KEPT ON TALKING ABOUT IT as we began fuckin'
>I tried to shush him but he's all like "No no no no just listen! It's hot! It's really hot!!"
>We fucked for like 20 minutes and I shit you not, he DID NOT SHUT UP the entire time
>Hey, did you get off, you got off, right?
This was the last time I talked to him. We'd been poly partners for about 11 years actually.
I started going to therapy couple years back and figured out I deserve better than people like this.
It only goes one of two ways.
They beg for another chance to fuck you because they want to prove to themselves that they can give the good sex, and maybe prevent you from telling your friends and other potential laymates about the embarrassing first encounter.
Or two, they go into insecure little men mode and try to beat you to the punch by spreading rumors about what an uncooperative, lousy lay you were or nitpick your appearance to lessen the damage to their egos.