/g/ - girl talk

>>579413
anon stop you're scaring me away from losing my virginity now kek this is horrific. But to be fair I would probably walk out at the point where she made fun of you for not somehow magically knowing she was joking about biting despite her incessant comments about wanting to bite you. Kek. What the fuck even.

>>579413
Your average fakebian experience. I hope you’ll find someone who eats your pussy out nonna.

>>579418
Kekkkk

>>579563
She seemed too masculine to be a fakebian, I think she was just picky as fuck and bad at sex

the person who lives in an apartment above mine and keeps throwing trash from the balcony will get lung cancer, colon cancer, skin cancer, brain cancer, cervical/ovarian/testicular/prostate cancer depending on their sex, whatever other kind of cancer there is. they won't find out until it's too late

>>576344
It’s really interesting symbolically that this incident happened at the time you realized you should be more detached. You reacted well by embracing the destruction and moving on. Maybe you could indeed continue this practice, I would also suggest meditation to help with that. You can do it.

Manifesting, manifesting..

I’m so happy because I can finally afford all of the cute clothes, shoes and accessories that I like.

>>581051
>lesbians have little to no experience with men, so they often don't understand that women do all sorts of things even if it looks like they're completely passive.
Kek this is ridiculous. Not dating moids doesn't mean that you're blind to what women are expected to do in relationships (even non-romantic) and how men treat them. In fact, she seems to think that she's quite the expert in het relationship dynamics. I'm not saying she's not allowed to complain about her ex that was never planning or initiating things. She keeps saying "women in general", "the vast majority of women", "almost every straight or bisexual woman" followed by some retarded generalization. Almost every woman refuses to split the bill? In the West? Please kek. A shit ton of them are out there funding their bf. Def feels like rage-bait, also with the bit about men doing all the labor in the relationship and being expected to pay for nails and hair, but hey let's chalk it up to having met wildly different people in life then. I hope she gets to meet one of those rare hobby-having women one day, they're great.

>>581051
>it's true, a lot of women are underdeveloped when it comes to interests because they will just reflect whatever their boyfriend is into.
This is so wrong, even for pick me straight women lol. Just because, like a scrote, you don't see value in their interests, doesn't mean they don't have them or only have them bc of a moid

heartbreak over a woman is so much fucking worse. I don't even have attraction to anyone other than her anymore anyway so it's like fuck my life I guess. How dare you be my exception and then fuck with my head and then do all of that because now where am I? Literally you just roll into my life completely remodel my brain and then do all of that? It's like being driven 3 hours into the desert and then just left there as she drives away. Where the fuck do I even go? Legitimately don't even know where to go from here or what I want.

>>581272
Girlfriend breakups are straight up brutal. I don't know if this is the universal experience, but personally, I expect to be disappointed and abused by men, so I can usually get over them quick. I trust women more, not just romantically, but in general. When a girlfriend breaks my heart, it feels like my entire soul shattered.

>>581220
>Just because, like a scrote, you don't see value in their interests
But that's not what i said. It's not about the kind of hobby they have. Noticing an unfortunate pattern in heterosexual dating doesn't mean you think women don't have genuine interests, of course they do, but it's not that valued in society and that affects how many present themselves in dating. Actually lesbians can be like this too, the user in that screenshot is disingenuous when she pins it all on bisexuals.
>>581073
>"almost every straight or bisexual woman" followed by some retarded generalization
I agree that her wording is retarded, i got what she meant but she's probably motivated by an in-group/out-group distinction
>In fact, she seems to think that she's quite the expert in het relationship dynamics.
Yeah but she isn't, she's clueless, that's my point. Sometimes lesbians say things that make you wonder if they've been living in Disneyland or something, i notice it a lot. Like they know men treat women badly but the specifics aren't clear, they don't pick up on many things. And why would they, they don't care about men

>>535769
I heard people say they didn’t believe it and she’ll be back with a woman because her “gay face” is too strong. Just goes to show “gay face” doesn’t exist. I don’t even know what features those people are referring too anyway, but every woman I know that looks like Jojo Siwa is some slightly dirty hillbilly that started popping out kids aged 22 and would do anything for her darling husband and 8 kids. She could be straight - in fact I think she probably is, given how she left her girlfriend for the first man to give her attention.

>>550490
I remember seeing people say this and I was like “What gay face? She’s just fucking ugly” in my head. I feel like gayness is stored in the eyes. Jojo looked too scary and her face looks too tiny compared to the rest of her head. She gives fat late bloomer who decided to be butch by dressing up like a highlighter boy. I never understood why everyone here liked her like that for a bit.

>>551828
Do you think her trying to be butch was the pendulum swinging from how she was forced to dress and act as a child?

"Hi you guys I was traumatized as a child and this is my experience with my sexuality. Oh, you're not giving me attention? Okay well but my experience sexual attraction as someone who was touched by Abby Lee Miller is the same for everyone else. Yep. Time to publish this to the world! Hope thousands of people see this and think lowly of lesbians just like I do!" So tired of these traumatized ass Hollywood subjects trying to dictate the lesbian community because they're embarrassed about wrongly labeling themselves. Used lesbians for validation then goes on to say "Fuck lesbians; Sexuality is fluid!". Yet people can't wrap their heads about us gatekeeping this community.

>>580927
not gs but gatekeeping is the wrong word. if someone says a woman who visibly is attracted to men isn't a lesbian that's just calling a spade a spade. i blame a combination of misogyny and modern queer identity politics for pushing the shit that lesbians have to be accepting of everything and everyone, always. the way some people act you'd think it was the worst thing in the world for a woman to tell you you're not a lesbian

>>581276
To me it's the word "yummy", you can think someone is objectively good looking or beautiful but yummy implies desire imo.

>>581277
i can see that. i meant to convey more like cuteness aggression. part of it may be that i'm butch and so it's easier for me to find masculinity appealing, and the traits i like are really traits i want to see in myself.

>>581277
I thought yummy as gross too TBH. Ew. But if anon genuinely meant just thinking they look nice then there’s no reason to make a huge deal out of it. No sexual feelings, no attraction. I took a while to come to terms with being a lesbian as a teenager because I (also masculine) admired men’s styles a lot which shouldn’t mean much but when you take policing to heart too much it can make you more hesitant to label even for stupid reasons.

>>571964
Nonnie, I just went through this last night. I scrolled through the LBP website and found the site/FB for EVERY "lesbian" bar in the US, and EVERY single one is some kind of "queer" bar now.

They're all mixed/LGBT bars now. They'll say they are "lesbian focused," but welcome patronage from anyone. They emphasize terms like "queer," "trans/gender inclusive," or they say some shit like "a bar for humans/for everyone." Or, they'd throw around terms like WLW or Sapphic, which I know some people like, but I personally see them as avoidances of the word lesbian, are usually only used by trans women or fake lezzies on TikTok.

The only ones I could find that didn't outright use those terms would have things like drag night. I'm not anti-drag or anything; I used to like drag when I was younger, but ever since the modern post-Drag Race scene has taken over, I can't stand it.

Anyway, while I believe lesbians can enjoy drag queens, I don't feel it's appropriate for queens to be in a lesbian bar. Even if they're not in the dating pool. I just don't want to be around [redacted] whatsoever. I mean, drag kings exist, why are there never drag king events at these places…

>>574931
That was kind of a stereotype back in the day. A lot of the women working in early computing and video gaming in the 60-80s were gay. I really doubt that has any merit now.

That deleted post was pretty hot. rip.

>>580702
What was it kek

I want to seduce and hook up with a closeted/sexually frustrated Mormon woman and get her to reveal her true self while we fuck

>>580544
This made me extremely horny. I fantasize about the other end of this, just harassing some pathetic tomboyish nerd woman on a stream into fucking me.

I’m kinda retarded

>>581627
To elaborate, in the fantasy she’s secretly really into me and doesn’t want to admit it until she finally can’t take it anymore and breaks down, confessing how much she wants to screw me. I love when women are horny losers. I’m also a horny loser.

I always fantasize about fucking someone out of desperation, whether it be mine or theirs. Very hot scenario.

>>576237
Most straightforward read is that both countries agree to bury the hatchet and Iran replaces America as Israel’s closest ally

initially wanted to interpret the chart myself but this is incomprehensible to me. if anyone with more experience knows what to do with this i will be eternally grateful

>>581264
I don't usually do cold reads but your chart is so interesting. You have a stellium in Libra and the 6h. The planets being Sun, Mars, and Jupiter, and with a Leo venus in this same house. Because of this I'd say you either do, or aspire to do, "great" work. With your north node in the 1st house (in taurus) I think your end goal is to live comfortably and for yourself. You have your mercury in virgo which is just about my favorite mercury sign ever… especially in the 6h, I'm sure you're super snappy and maybe even a little mean, good at insults/finding the words that cut… Honestly communications and any job that involves negotiation would be a great fit for you. Your pisces moon is all alone in the 12h– regardless of your quick and clever exterior, I think you may have a hard time paying attention to your emotions, or like, giving them the care/treatment they deserve. Like you may put a bunch of stuff on your plate knowing it's too much work for you and you'll be burnt out later, but you don't care because you prioritize your 6h area of life way more than your inner sphere. I like your aries rising, you seem like a charming and hardworking person. Do you have any specific questions about yourself that you seeked to answer with the chart?

ot but i want to collect the birth data of all these farmers to see if theres any trends amogus (among us). kek

>>581270
thank you so much nona! i felt a bit disoriented trying to get started on it but with your insight it feels like its making a lot more sense. it is rather accurate as well, especially re the big aspirations lol. i wanted information about death at first but im afraid that if some of the more stereotypical aspects are absent it becomes a huge mess to figure out. it may have inadvertently made me incapable of seeing the full picture when i decided to take a step back. in any case you really helped me get some proper perspective again, thank you!

>>581115
>If I lived in a tribe where women have their normal boobs dangling about all day, I probably wouldn't feel like there's something wrong with mine. This is an issue caused by society rather than a biological issue.
A while back I read a book on the beauty industry in Japan and scammy salons who sell "bust up" treatments that supposedly make your boobs larger. And it talked how in the past, small breasts were preferred in Japan because large breasts were thought to disrupt the flow of a kimono, but breasts in general weren't considered to be erotic until the 20th century. They weren't emphasised in pornographic art, women would commonly go out topless in summer and breastfeed publicly, and children's nursery rhymes would refer to mother's breasts.
It wasn't until American pornography reached Japan during the war that breasts began to be fetishised instead of being viewed as just for feeding babies.
If porn hadn't infected the entire world, women wouldn't feel ashamed of not having huge but perky porn boobs.

>>581128
is that why Japanese bras are usually functionally useless and more concerned with stupid lacy designs?

>>581128
>scammy salons that sell “bust up” treatments
I’ve seen a lot of posts/videos on the japanese side of the web like vidrel that advertise exercises/massages to increase your breast size which is obvious bs. Apparently they also sell supplements/gummies in japan that promote bust growth but I’m also skeptical about that one.

>>574330
>>579003
Hi nonas! I had a breast reduction three years ago and it is the best thing I ever did for myself. I started at approximately a 32F, my breasts were fairly saggy and concealed my figure. I don't wear bras anymore, just bralettes, and post-reduction breasts don't measure quite like a natural breast, so it's hard to say exactly what size I am now, but I'm much smaller and the shape has changed dramatically. I tried on an old bra for fun and was a bit baggy but almost fit, but because there was no need to lift them anymore it was superfluous. I'd guess I'm around a 32B or C now.
Recovery was pretty painful for a couple of weeks, it helps if you have someone around to help you with physical tasks. I had my GF stay with me for a few weeks, she did things like help me get dressed and chores that required lifting anything heavy. I'd honestly say the most difficult part was sleeping. I'm a side sleeper and you can only sleep on your back during recovery. I probably slept on my back for about five weeks. A mastectomy pillow was my best friend. I had no drains, I just had steritape and had to wait for it to peel off.
Scarring on the breast itself is not really visible unless you look quite closely, you can see a bit of a line under the breast but it is camouflaged into the fold of skin/slight overhang. One of my nipples did heal with a little lopsidedness and my surgeon fixed it for free in-office under local anesthetic, looks great now. My only truly visible scarring is along the sides of my body; because I had so much tissue removed the scarring had to extend to my sides. It's pretty faint, though, and frankly my quality of life is so improved I just don't care. If I were more consistent with scar tape maybe they'd be even more subtle but I'm just not that concerned with it. YMMV with regards to your personal preferences.
As far as expectations, advocate for yourself fiercely and you'll probably get something quite close to what you want. If you have the luxury of picking a surgeon, look closely at their results on Realself or their website. I was personally very concerned with the nipples sitting strangely, in a lot of breast reduction post-op photos you can see they're often unnaturally high and centered on the breast. I brought in photos of other women's resultsPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>581204
They look smaller in the after picture kek

>>571127
I tried this shape and it was super difficult to get used to, I ended up hating it.

I like the glitter ombre or whatever

How the fuck do I stop my nails from spooning nonas? I want to grow long and healthy nails naturally and they just spoon and put pressure on the nailbed.

>>581260
Does anyoke in your family have it? It can be genetic. Also it can be caused by low iron or other nutrient deficiency. Get a blood screening and see if youre good. Ask your doctor about your nails while there.

>>581291
Both nail spooning and anemia rin in my family. Damn, I'm so fucking screwed kek I want to do my own natural nails so bad holy shit.

>>581314
oh nonnie, that's unfortunate, i don't think gel would be the way to go since spooning nails tend to be weak, and chemicals in general make them worse, so i think you should try to fix your anemia and try to make your nails stronger and healthier and then try something after, how severe is the spooning in your nails? if it's not too bad, then maybe you can apply a normal nail polish smoothing base, i know Holo Taco has them in pink and beige, and then try doing designs on top of that.

>>581085
Sick of these Fucking Creepers

>>581085
>>581089
hope they show up to their prostate exam like this

>>581169
Omg, I can’t believe you would say that about her… She’s 100% a woman! /s

Yeah, another one from the Belgian EGL community