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No. 73186[Reply]

Is it possible to get to low bmis without being Ana and starving yourself and keeping you skin and face looking healthy?any tips? This is a thread for people who want to discuss getting to low weights in healthy ways. 5'5 at 120 but I'd like to be 100lbs. I use to be 95 lbs in my teens but it's easier to not look completely sick and haggard at low eights when you're young. I've flirted with the idea of losing weight but I don't wanna end up looking like a crack head.
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No. 99817

Forgot to say, it gets a bad rap sometimes, but the /r/fitness subreddit has been very useful to me since trying to drop the weight. I highly suggest checking it out as they have some workout routines stickied on there. Some are aimed a big burly viking men, but they have some available for women to use.

No. 99818

It's possible to lose weight, but you might be setting yourself up for failure with such a low goal to start.
That said, just try planning your meals ahead of time and doing prep for anything that can be prepped on Sundays and in the evening. This includes snack portions. It's helpful to have a food plan for your day.

No. 100119

>>99813 52kg at 178cm seriously sounds like ana goals. Why not go for 56kg? And maybe add some muscle. (then you get the bonus of being able to eat more!)

If you get sick and can't eat you're gonna have a bad time.

No. 100126

I’m about to get clear aligners for my teeth, in part to actually straighten them, but also to keep me from snacking. I’m supposed to wear them for at least 22 hours a day, and brush & floss my teeth and clean my aligners each time I remove them. It sounds like a huge hassle. I can’t wait to simultaneously fix my smile and reach my weight goals.

No. 101756

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ngl anon, you inspired me to try and wear my retainers every night, instead of just when I feel guilty. I'm trying to put them in around 8pm, so I don't eat anymore after that.

For what it's worth, I'm currently 5'2, 123 lbs. I never really weighed myself back in the day, but I'd be happy anywhere in the 100-110 range. I honestly feel like exercising never did much for me weight-wise, calorie counting seems to work better for me for whatever reason. Also, I live in the freezing midwest, I love going on long walks but the weather is now making that impossible.
>tfw it's already an icy tundra outside and it's only going to get worse and all you want to do is eat comfort food/cozy carbs in ur pjs

I'm trying to not go too crazy too soon, so my goal is around 1000 calories a day.

No. 83742[Reply]

Fantastic people and not touched upon too much on the board. Related is Katherine Ryan opening Live at the Apollo four years ago, her Beyonce bit is just hilarious. Never thought I'd love someone who mostly riffs on celebrities but here I am!
Other than K.R I find Iliza Shlesinger great, though of her two Netflix specials I think 'Confirmed Kills' is better. Also Mo'Nique and Leslie Jones are amaze. Leslie's 'Problem Child', (also on Netflix can you guess where I get my stand-up fix from?) surprised me for how much I liked it actually. Tall-girl-troubles realness, she is not afraid to get riiight into the audience…

Enough about mine, which ladies are on your likes list? Dudes are hilarious too but I'm sick of their saturation so we can overlook them for now ~
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No. 84134

NSFW lyrics. But hilarious.

No. 101746

Loved the Sarah Silverman Program, it cracked me up so many times.

No. 101977

I have always disliked that bitch and it was gratifying to have my instinct proven correct re: her comments on Louis CK

No. 102211

There are definitely a lot of unfunny women in stand up though. Whose whole thing is just ohh she's kinda hot but also burps loud and makes dick jokes. But I just don't really like bro humor regardless. The anon who said relatability in comedy matters was on point.

Side note, I recently decided to stop giving unfunny people polite laughs/chuckles and so far more women have made me genuinely laugh than men have.

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No. 100579[Reply]

A thread for all things Home, Living spaces, Happy Places, Comfort Zones, etc.

>Where's your "Happy Place"? If it's your home, what makes it that?
>What's your living space like? Do you like it? Pros & Cons?
>City? Suburb? Middle of nowhere? (Specific city, if you want)
>Do you think the rent is reasonable for the location?
>How do you unwind in your space?
>How long after you get home for the day do you keep your bra on? Pants?
>Do you live alone? Partner? Roommates? Parents? Pets?
>If you live alone, do you feel safe?
>Is decoration important to you? Organization? Tidiness?
>If so, what's your decoration inspo?
>Do you prefer isolation? Or do you always have friends over? Are you comfortable with people in your space?
>What's important to you in a home? What do you wish you had?
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No. 101548

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I love everything that reminds me of the outrun aesthetic. Dark, neons,checkerboard patterns, 80s inspiration, with dashes of color.
I can't wait to move out .

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No. 101551

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my aesthetic is very tumblr-ey, but I'd like to see if other anons here love it too ?

No. 101556

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>Outrun aesthetic
TFW the actual game doesn't even look like this
I'm more into more dramatic lighting that makes you feel like you're trapped in a warm mist. More pastel, but also lots of dark, deep colors.
I feel like you'd really like this blog if you haven't checked it out already! http://palmandlaser.tumblr.com/

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No. 101362[Reply]

My new hobby is reporting thots to the IRS. You can help too. For every substantial tip, you can be financially rewarded.
Tumblr and Instagram are especially profitable hunting grounds.
Do your part to stop cyber prostitution.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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No. 101522

The men reporting them do not give a single shit about tax evasion and you know that. Stop being obtuse.

No. 101546

They may not care but if you had paid your taxes you wouldn't be in this mess, do I think it's messed up that men are doing this? yes, do I care? not really, I pay my taxes so if you're tax evading and it comes back to bite you in the ass then that's on you boo

No. 101645

They do care, it's just that they hate women. While I don't support misogynists and these dicks are obviously doing it because no woman wants to be with their deeply mentally disturbed asses, I guess it's a wake up call for sex-positive libfems: these men truly, deeply hate women, just like their customers.

No. 101682

Eh idk about that…I think they're just jealous nobody wants to pay to see their dick

No. 101758

if they make over $10k a year there's no reason they shouldn't pay income tax. especially if they're the type always ranting about how it's a legitimate career and should be respected. your standard unsexy e-begger has to file their patreon income too.

still, this is sad and pathetic and i would never do it because who gives a fuck.

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No. 88603[Reply]

anyone else wish they had a different eye colour, light eyes are just so delicate and pretty
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No. 101423

You definitely don't have chola brows anon, just wispy ones. Do some light combing and filling with a light-coloured eye pencil for some definition and you'll be fine, swerve the insta-brow trend because you have quite soft features and it won't suit you. If you're going to do winged liner do it very lightly, and not around your whole eye-try just your upper lid, or definition on just the outer end of your lower lid, and maybe brown eyeliner? Your eyes look easily overwhelmed.

No. 101427

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What eyeshape is this? I can't really determine and whatever eyeliner I do if it's bigger than like 0.1mm in thickness, makes me look horrible and tired. So I want to find tutorials closer to my eye shape.

No. 101449

Hooded, upturned I think, I could be wrong though because the curve of your eye is really pronounced, personally I love your eye shape, but I’d look up the hooded eyeliner trick, and see if that helps!

No. 101466

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I have light blue, and I prefer darker blue/green and dark brown. I really like dark brown (ie, "black") eyes, a standard brown isn't great imo unless it's the same color as your hair. also, I think the striking contrast of dark skin/dark hair/light eyes only looks good on men. (Idk, but I really prefer my men to be tan, pink skin and blond hair is asexual to me.)

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i disagree, it looks exotic, gorgeous and sultry on both genders

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No. 43611[Reply]

Lets post a picture of your eye/eyes only and I/others can follow up with what I think would look good on you .
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No. 99452

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You're a pale redhead so I would avoid too harsh and dark colours. Use brown mascara and eyeliner which are softer and will complement your type. Avoid to line your lower water line since you have small eyes. It's better for you to use brown eyeshadow on your lower lash line and smoke it out. Stick to natural/earthy tones for eyeshadows.

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i’m not a huge wearer of makeup because i’m not good at doing flattering eye makeup on myself, i don’t know why but nothing seems to look good on me. does anyone have any tips? this is the clearest photo i could find sorry rip

No. 99457

warm color tones, avoid cooler tones

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I desperately need help with my whole eye situation.
Not so much color-wise, but with everything else.

First off (even though it's not technically eye, I hope it's okay to ask here) my eyebrow. I really struggle to get it into shape, mostly because those upside down hairs in the front grow really weird, I feel? If I cut those that stand up the most down to one length there'll literally just be stubble and it looks odd.

Secondly, I feel like my eye shape is really… weird. I struggle to do a winged eye liner. The way it's shown in all the tutorials won't work for me. I can't even really put into words what exactly I'm struggling with but maybe someone can tell from the picture/eye shape.

Idk. I want to do some nice, more 'out there' eye make up from time to time but it never works out.

No. 101404

You have round, down turn eyes anon, I highly recommend watching a few yt tutorials for those eye shaped, the more you watch, the more you’ll be able to pick out techniques for eyeliner or shadow to flatter your eye shape. Something I do for my downturned eyes is contour my eye with very nuetral tones for a natural look.

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No. 72061[Reply]

New makeup thread because >>45820 is being locked.

Anyone try the new Fenty foundations and are they suitable for oily skin?
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No. 101373

Do any of you ladies have recommendations for primer?
I have normal-combo skin, and my foundation always ends up really patchy on my t-zone.
Tried a sample of Too faced's hangover primer and it's amazing but it feels like it's more for dry skin, and I'd like some recs first.

No. 101377

Have any of you anons tried the new lush foundation? I can’t justify trying it when it’s online only so I can’t test it instore, especially since I very rarely wear make up, mostly to just cover up when I’ve got a really bad skin day.
Any honest thoughts on it would be much appreciated!

No. 101385

Do you have problems with your T-zone? Do you use a lot of foundation? Do you like tinted primer? Do you prefer a matte or more glowy primer? What brands have you tried and what has your problem been this far?

No. 101387

My t-zone has no problems except it's prone to being oily due to my skin type especially on my nose. I also don't really use a lot of foundation… I use about one pump. Now that you mentioned it my skin type and the little amount of foundation I put on could be why I have this problem.
As for primer preferences, I'm open to pretty much any so tinted ones are OK. A matte one would be amazing! Never tried any primer so I'm not sure which brand works well for my face and which doesn't, except for Too Faced's.
Patchiness on my t-zone especially nose is my only current concern. It gets patchy and a little greasy after just 1-2 hours outside.

No. 101401

I've been getting more cystic acne and now that it's cleared up due to hormonal cycles, I'm getting eczema outbursts. It seems like I'm getting irritation by my braline so maybe detergent is part of it.
Do any anons have eczema? How do you cope with yours?
Mine is pretty mild all things considered, but I still hate it. It's ugly and uncomfortable. I've been trying to use oatmeal, laying off the retinol, using gentle cleansers, lotion and oils, etc. and overall just trying to give my skin a break.

I tried Nars Smooth & Protect primer and like it a lot. It has decent SPF and feels soft but not greasy. Someone said my face looked paler with it on but maybe I just was applying my makeup badly so idk. If you have the cash and live in the US, go to Nordstrom or Sephora and try out different primers.

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No. 97536[Reply]

Are there any anons that practice witchcraft? Are you a wiccan? How do you use magic?

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No. 101247

Are you two autistic or underage

No. 101280

Jesus loves you all.

No. 101283

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I'm a bit of a newcomer (ex-Catholic), but witchcraft and paganism have interested me for awhile. It feels good to be mapping out a path and feeling a connection with my surroundings again.

I still don't really believe in supernatural stuff ie. magic, deities, etc. But I think I can understand them in metaphorical relation to my life in a way that's not as oppressive as Catholicism was.
Going down the path of being a green witch has interested me the most. I've started a journal with herbal/perfume recipes, meditation affirmations, and collections of things I find outside. I want an alter so I can display the things I collect in nature as an ode of my appreciation and reflection of it. My bf has one, but it's impersonal because it's not really my own. We both take care of plants and try to be more conscious about what we consume.

Also it's not that I don't carry a degree of skepticism either. I don't believe in stone magic for example, although I think the symbolism is interesting. I love learning about flowers. I like essential oils for their smells and some antiseptic and pesticidal properties, but I don't think they can cure things like cancer. I believe herbal remedies can be helpful for general health upkeep, but if I were ever gravely ill I would seek a doctor.
A lot of this stuff actually requires research and knowing shit because certain herbs and oils can actually fuck people up if they're unaware of the hazards. It satisfies me because I do feel like I'm learning something tangible.

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No. 101355

When I first found out about wicca, I was most fascinated by 5he fact that they cultivate a connection no nature, but never really started practicing

So it has become really cringe now with all the aesthetic shit, there are girls on social media whose guts I hate bc it so obvious they're doing it for the visuals
Idk I just find that very cringe

If I ever had to go with a magick path, it would be based on the kabbalah/hermetism/enocchian magic
Wicca has become sort of a joke to me :/

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No. 90960[Reply]

I can't be the only one who constantly has to deal with selfish and clueless guys who've obviously got their idea of sex from watching too much porn.

So let's share our worst and cringeworthies sexual experiences in this thread!
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No. 101032

>eat my ex out
>smegma everytime i peel back the labia looking for her clit
>still got the job done, mostly great sex across 5 years
>second gf is from /r9k/
>sexual assault survivor basically
>cant even sneak a finger in without havibg her freeze up like im murdering her
>pretty much oral only
>she cant cum, usually lasts about 20 minutes and then i get lockjaw
>only solace is i know its not me as she admitted to jerking off until she gets bored, not to orgasm

No. 101034

I recommend it
Start with a finger in his mouth during foreplay, in time you can throat fist him whilst he begs to let him finish from a handjob. I would try pegging but all that thrusting seems hard work

It's sweet that you have the patience but that sounds exhausting, did you try vibrators? If she's traumatized she just might never orgasm

No. 101036

>Start with a finger in his mouth during foreplay, in time you can throat fist him whilst he begs to let him finish from a handjob.

Finally some good sex advice.

No. 101037

She had a vibe at some point, but from what i can recall she just never got much use out of it either, plus its a moot point as that relationships dead now.
Just one of those things thats going to kill my pride until i find another lover.

No. 101354

Anons please love yourselves. Your bfs sound, at best, like selfish dickbags. My abusive ex did all that same shit and worse. Refusing to listen to your needs/wants and doing things despite you telling them not to is a huge red flag

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No. 49328[Reply]

Alright so there are these makeup / skin care threads but I didn't see any PS one yet it's something that's mentioned a lot at /pt/ and /snow/.
I got a nose job some years ago and I'm VERY satisfied with the outcome (feel free to ask me questions about rhinoplasty if you have any concern about it). RN I'm looking forward getting jaw surgery done but I don't have much information about this procedure in Europe. Any advice?
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No. 101161

Anyone addicted to getting fillers?

No. 101291

So I lost around 132 lbs two years ago and I'm wanting to get surgery for a body lift etc. it's all very expensive so it's gonna take some time to save up, for now I'm just happy getting my breasts done w augmentation/lift if I need, but I'm worried they're gonna come out balloonish and fake.
I know a lot of it is doing research which I am but it seems a lot of them look very similar. Will be having consultations but they're like 75-300 each so I was just wondering if anyone here has experience with boobjobs or any general advice in the meantime?
Sorry if this is a little long winded

No. 101314

I'm late to the masseter botox discussion but what are farmers experiences on it? I have been grinding my teeth for 20+ years and i have a very,very terrible TMJ disorder.It's so fucking awful but only treatment i was given by many doctors all these years…was only this shitty night dental guards.Recently i heard that masseter botox could work but i have no idea how long people do it(like more than 2-3 years?5 years?more?),and how it effects their jaw function in long run?If anybody have experience and/or knowledge about it i'd be very happy!

No. 101331

Not sure if this goes here but I have a question for people who might know the answer:

I might have (pretty sure I did) broke my big toe with a minor fracture and ever since it healed, I cannot wear heels or elevated shoes of any kind as my big toe cannot bend that way. Is there any procedure or recommendations on what to do to fix it? I'm asking because family doctors I've consulted before act like it's a minor thing and don't take me seriously.

No. 101339

Don't. You said it, the work is natural and you look objectively good. What else? You don't need bigger eyelid creases to be prettier, and a round nose tip is better than a pinched one.
Stop right there and use those money for therapy instead, because I guarantee that the more surgery you get, especially after the first was so successful, the worse and more plastic you will look.
What's the name of this surgeon, btw? I wouldn't go to SK to get surgery because it's too far for me and I'm white, but I'd like to see this doctor for curiosity. I like to see natural results

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