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No. 451665

ITT: Post pictures, new developments and conversation about Luigi
Previous Thread: >>450007

No. 451667

Reposting bc last thread just ended. Incels mad kek!

No. 451669

DAE think that the story might be more complicated than we know of right now? We don't know much about Luigi even with his online footprint and secondhand accounts, I'm scared he might secretly be a weirdo but he just seems slightly low level 'tistic and his goodreads seems like he's a well-rounded guy who became interested in ideology at some point. I'm scared at the thought of secret accounts where he's a flaming misogynist, the fact he disappeared without a trace so easily makes me feel like he is incredibly adept at keeping secrets. But he is soooo cute at the moment. I really hope this version of Weegee is the true one.

No. 451670

>>451666
trips of truth
also, they're too cowardly to do what he did, so they try to make it seem like what he did was bad

No. 451672

>>451669
I think he really is just a nice guy and that's why the media is in panic mode. They can't paint him a certain way unlike most unhinged moid killers. He has a bunch of friends and family who love him.

No. 451674

>>451667
The accent on that scrote is horrid.

No. 451675

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>>451667
>Have women always been this awful and just took social media to reveal it?
Are these retards being for real KEK It's still taking millenniums for scrotes to not collectively be beastly sociopaths

No. 451676

>>451668
Exactly and they probably jack off everyday, the sad state of males not being able to read the blueprint Luigi just gave them to get attention

No. 451677

>>451675
Moids always cherry pick too. The comment at the top means they know scrotes always kill women but will pretend Luigi is part of that group.

No. 451678

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>Already pulling the height cope
Moids must be on suicide watch kek

No. 451679

>>451675
Proves males are hypocritical hiveminds because if it were an ugly moid incel that killed a CEO they would be worshipping him like a God, instead they are lying and saying they think murder is wrong (they don’t care)

No. 451680

If he was a misogynist men would be cheering his actions. The fact that he tweeted about regulating porn makes him an enemy to 99% of moids.

No. 451681

>>451669
Honestly the only secret account i think he would have is a kf

No. 451682

>>451678
All the better to scoop him up and cradle him. The thought that he's only 3 inches taller than me is sexy I could stare right into his face without having to look up which puts me at ease.

No. 451684

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>>451675
drinking in the tears

No. 451685

>>451678
>high T
>memes
Wtf is high T about posting memes all day, fucking loser wouldn't know if it was slapped in his face oh wait…

No. 451686

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I've been thinking about how nonnies want to send him letters in prison.
How about we all collaborate on a letter leaving our own messages (anonymously) and then someone prints it and sends it all off as one to him (not me because I'm not even from the US kek), we could choose whether to mention that it's from lolcow or not. A group project for our group husbando if you will.

No. 451687

It's hilarious that moids were cheering for Luigi until they found out he was hot and (gasp) women were getting wet over an actual man of action. Male insecurity knows no limits

No. 451688

>>451686
i would do this, but i don't own a printer and am a little concerned about the library seeing this stuff

No. 451689

>>451678
Jealous uggos grasping at straws because some women are bonding or open about their want for Luigi and they feel intimidated

No. 451690

>>451687
yknow whats crazy is women get "heroes" like hawk tuah and we dont respond with hatred and vitriol directed toward her, most women were like "oh thats stupid" or "i feel bad for her because shes just a normal woman who got thrown into the spotlight". meanwhile men see a true alpha and decide to start raging at women for finding him hot

No. 451692

>>451682
It’s just cope though he is clearly quite tall. Being essentially the same height as him would be based for me because that means I look like a might giant in pics like he does, but alas
>>451686
Sounds fun
>>451688
I own a printer but I have no aesthetic sense

No. 451694

>>451692
No aesthetics in prison mail, can only be black ink, not sure about fonts though

No. 451695

He was clean shaven in my dream, nonna that asked.

No. 451696

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>>451678
A ford police interceptor is like 5'7-5'8 and He's clearly taller than it kek

No. 451697

>>451679
if they want one of them can kill a ceo and if they do we will admire his actions.
Incel's won't though. They can only kill innocent children.

No. 451698

>>451686
Ah!!!! I'll leave a message!!!

No. 451699

>>451694
>No aesthetics in prison mail, can only be black ink
you can't send photos? or other stuff? i wanted to mail him some cute stuff

No. 451700

>>451678
Am I the only one who just never gave a fuck about a dudes height? If he's hot and acts like a chad he can be 3'3 for all I care.
>>451699
>Nonas making nude self portraits in ascii

No. 451701

>>451678
what is this pathetic cope about our Luigel being a manlet?
he is significantly taller than most of the cops arresting him, FFS we hve dozens of images to verify this.
and frankly even if he was short, who cares? we don't even cared that he peed his pants, fuck off

No. 451702

>>451686
That sounds so sweet aw, I can’t imagine what he’s gonna think when he finally gets access to all of his fanmail keeek

No. 451703

>>451690
Scrots (especially uggo betas) will rage at women if they stub their toe or drop their ice cream.
Arrested development.

No. 451704

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>>451667
Lmao ,I hope their balls are blue forever.Retards too weak willed and fragile to event attempt what Luigi has done and cope in their sausage fest echochambers.

No. 451705

>>451699
Photos would depend on where he's sent (size, amount, etc) different places have different rules but pretty much across the board it's black ink or handwritten only

No. 451706

>>451696
Imagine his hair getting to ear length… unfffff

No. 451707

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>weewee in prison after he receives his first batch of inspected fan mail

No. 451708

>>451704
They’re acting like Luigi raped the CEO and raped his ex-wife and kids too

No. 451709

>>451700
i dated a man who was the same height as me and he remains the most attractive guy i ever dated, not just in looks but personality, he had no insecurity

No. 451710

>>451701
>we don't even care that he peed his pants
Shit most nonas discovered some new things about themselves when he peed his pants. Lets pray he doesn't get kicked in the balls on camera.

No. 451711

>>451710
Hmmmggg why not

No. 451712

>>451708
Thomsons ex wife is more likely to rape luigi than the other way around. She was split from that loser when he died.

No. 451713

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There's a whole niche on Etsy for writing to prisoners and maintaining relationships with them kek
do a search for 'prison wife' or 'prison love'

No. 451714

>>451710
When did he pee his pants? Where is the video?

No. 451715

>>451712
Actually I'm most likely to rape Luigito.

No. 451716

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>>451714
Nona…

No. 451717

>>451716
I would pay a lot for those pants.

No. 451718

>>451715
No me me
>>451714
Fuck I wish there was a video. With audio. surround sound.

No. 451719


No. 451720

>>451718
The only asmr I'm willing to listen to

No. 451721

>>451694
wait so if you send photos or a letter with a photo printed on the paper it won't be sent to him?

No. 451722

Can we draw. We all need to become masters of the self portrait.

No. 451726

>>451721
It depends on the prison rules, some want it printed on actual photo paper, some want it separate from the letter printed on white paper, there are paid photo services that send it to whatever prison you just have to send them the picture, sadly anons nudes will not be accepted so if you send one with your letter it gets thrown out immediately

No. 451727

>>451726
No nudes filters out the uninteresting letters I guess.

No. 451728

>>451727
Depends if the guards in the mailroom like weegee enough to overlook the masses of nudes

No. 451729

>>451716
So hot. I want to torture him sexually.

No. 451730

>>451728
Eugh imagine all of these random fuckers seeing your nudes, and before Luigi does, and if they are scrotes they’ll probably take pics.

No. 451732

>>451730
As much as I'd love weegee to see the many beautiful women that love him, it'd be best to just send heartfelt erotica

No. 451733

>>451675
They're lying faggots, they know the real reason we fear the man is because bears don't rape. And they know we know Weegee spared an innocent woman's life even if it meant having an eyewitness against him.

No. 451734

>>451712
She’s actually really pretty too

No. 451736

>>451732
>prison guard incels spending all day reading romance novels

No. 451737

>>451678
Then why is he taller than virtually every male police officer in his photos, and taller than the police car when he gets out of it. Pure manlet cope, you love to see it.

Besides, I would personally love it if he was a short king. It's such a turn on to be able to scoop a guy up/meet his eye level while standing.

No. 451738

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>>451733
I don't know why men don't also choose the bear. Are they deluded or some shit?

No. 451739

>>451669
I just feel like if he was a misogynist he'd let people know by now. Moids are too retarded to keep that shit a secret. He got drunk at frat parties. If he was a woman disrespecter I feel like there would be stories.

He's just way too atypical. The only typical moid thing he's done is chimp out after his dick stopped working, and even THAT was atypical because he didn't take it out on women and children.

No. 451740

>>451736
The female guards being based and passing the letters to Luigi secretly

No. 451742

>>451740
We don't even know for sure his dick doesn't work
>>451740
Is it possible for the based female guards to take vids and pics of him if he does end up getting locked away and leak the vids somewhere…

No. 451743

>>451704
>>451678
Nonas who are on social media PLEASE post more scrotal seething itt, it is second only to weewee's sexy hunkalicious bod in terms of milkmas gifts

No. 451744

>>451738
Moids think nothing bad will ever happen to them (except the unthinkable horrible fate of not having a free bangmaid ofc)

No. 451745

>>451740
>me becoming a female guard and sneaking into his cell to make him eat me out every night

No. 451746

>>451745
>he eats it passionately and moans pathetically because the mean male prison guards constantly skip over his cell during mealtime

No. 451747

>>451686
you bitches are sooo autistic oh my god. I love you.

No. 451748

>>451745
>>451746
Stop it Nonnas,I can only get so soaked,,,

No. 451749

>>451748
>the meanie male prison guards also keep 'forgetting' to turn the heat on in his cell so he's freezing cold warming his cold red nose in hot pussy folds

No. 451750

>>451665
I hate everyone here riding a scrote's dick so hard

No. 451751

>>451750
We are going to rape him to death and there's NOTHING you can do about it

No. 451752

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>>451750
This is what we want.

No. 451754

I want to play his body like an instrument and hear what kind of sounds I can get out of him. Sighs, moans, gasps, groans. Begging and pleading, praise and prayers.

I want to hear them both as quiet whispers and loud exclamations. A beautiful crescendo that grows in volume as he notices how much I love hearing him.

No. 451755

>>451754
My cervix twitched or something weird

No. 451758

>>451752
anon kek imagine if he gets a phone in prison and discovers lolcow and comes across this. i’d love to see his reaction to that

No. 451760

>>451758
I would sacrifice my dad and his whole family line to see him scroll through ITT

No. 451761

>>451758
If he gets a phone in prison I'm making him moan for me

No. 451762

>>451668
Late but killing CEOs and other wealthies is literally what you do in the Hitman series, every single target is someone who got mega-rich on exploiting people. But when a hot intelligent young moid who's not bald as an egg does it…

No. 451763

>>451686
Please let's do this!!! Instead of saying it's from lolcow we say it's an anonymous board for women

No. 451764

Did nonnie above try making a Spotify playlist with his name because I was going to try but Spotify is acting weird for me like it knows my intentions.

No. 451766

>>451763
I feel like I wouldn't want to waste my message to him being like "SEXXXXX" I'd want to ask him something insightful for his consideration to write about in his autobiography like his thoughts on male female relations and the plight that women have faced throughout history of being expected to serve as men's property/livestock instead of being viewed as kin/allies.

No. 451767

>>451760
Based Aztec

No. 451768

I have never felt this distraught over a moid. All I want in this sick twisted world is Luigi's presence near mine. I want to smell him. I would do anything just to touch and smell him is that too much to ask for

No. 451772

I wonder which fragrance he used

No. 451773

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>>451743
I sorted comments by newest and more normies are trickling in saying
>wtf is this incel shit YT recommended me?
Looking at the bulk of the comments tho, this guy's base is really stupid, even by bro channel standards

No. 451774

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>>451773
That escalated quickly.

No. 451776

>>451773
>I'm attracted to those skanks
Then do something about it and get hot and kill a CEO

No. 451777

>>451773
So scared of women he can't put a period in his comment.

No. 451778

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I remember a woman on twitter saying a man can only be born with a soul if his mom cums while she is impregnated.

No. 451779

>>451773
most men seem to be Luigibros you've got to be real messed up to be a male that agrees with his actions but dislikes the actual guy given how likable he's been shown to be so far

No. 451781

>>451778
This makes me so horny for him. Also this is so Virgo moon.

No. 451782

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My name is luigi mangione, i am 26 years old, I live in the north east section of cockeysville, maryland, a baltimore suburb where all the villas are, i am not married. I work as a data engineer for trueCar, a digital retailing website for new and used cars. i get home by 8pm at the latest. I do not smoke, but i occasionally drink. Im in bed by 11 pm and make sure i get 8 hours of sleep no matter what. I drink a warm glass of milk and doing 20 minutes of stretches before going to bed, i do not have any problem sleeping just like a baby i do not have any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told i have no issues at my last check up, although I occasionally struggle with minor lower back pain and seldom urinary incontinence. my hobbies include books and 3D printed art. I'm trying to explain that im just a person who wishes a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies like winning or losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how i deal with society and i know that is what brings me happiness. Although if i were to fight i would not lose to anyone.

No. 451783


No. 451784

You just know he gets shitty thin jail underwear, imagine hugging him in his jail orange jumpsuit and you can feel his massive Italian hot and sweet blend cock nudging up against your inner thigh

No. 451786

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No. 451787

>>451786
How though

No. 451788

>>451786
Aw and he's so humble and not annoying about it kek. I truly wonder why he was single? He seemed to have no problem charming women and making female friends.

No. 451789

>>451788
Maybe he needed an intense connection and mental stimulation that he just couldn't find?

No. 451790

>>451786
There were shittons of girls on modeling reality shows and shit who were single virgins in their 20s. It's called looking for the right one. I know most moids can't comprehend it but it exists.

No. 451791

>>451786
He could've found me if he searched hard and long, hehe, enough

No. 451792

>>451789
He can find it with me

No. 451793

>>451789
Agree, he seems like the type of person that even though he's attracted to women, doesn't value that as a trait he looks for - judging by his ideological interests and low-grade 'tism he never connected with anyone on that level. Has there been literally any hints of him having a gf or any past flings? Either he's kept his shit locked down hard or he's genuinely a 26 year old man with no past love prospects

No. 451794

>>451789
Ah he should've met me

No. 451795


No. 451798

>>451797
I wouldn't give a fuck, I would love him.

No. 451799

>>451787
His health is the only thing I can think of.
>If true that his dick breaks intermittently
>If true that he will sporadically pee himself
(both issues due to the spinal thing he has)
>If true that he has IBS
idk I could see him just being too self-conscious to get close to anyone?
Maybe he had some adverse sexual experiences due to this health, and became afraid of intimacy as a result?
It doesn't matter how many women would overlook his health issues, if he's unwilling to be vulnerable.
Just spitballing here, pls no bully
Also
>March 2019
That was over five yrs ago he would've been like barely 20. I don't think an engineering student not having a gf at that age is unusual even a hot one.

No. 451800

>>451799
I would have loved him. I will love him.

No. 451802

>>451786
it seems too good to be true, how does he not have any ex girlfriends??

No. 451803

>>451802
I think I heard he dated a girl but idk

No. 451804

I want to grope him

No. 451805

>>451802
Maybe the type of personalities that are within the schools he went to conflict with what he wants in a girlfriend, but not in a girl friend.

No. 451806

>>451805
It might be this, maybe he has a thing for girls that grew up in a much different environment and has a different view of life compared to those he was around

No. 451807

>>451806
Nta but God I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS TYPE IS AND IF I HAVE A CHANCE PLEASE GOD

No. 451808

>>451807
he probably likes gigastacies who also hate corrupt authority figures.

No. 451809

>>451808
I wonder how he would feel about marrying multiple gigastacies that just so happen to congregate at the same forum

No. 451810

>>451806
>It might be this, maybe he has a thing for girls that grew up in a much different environment and has a different view of life compared to those he was around
That doesn’t make sense at all. If the women at his Ivy League college are not enough for him then his standards are impossible.

No. 451811

>>451809
Well it's not like he actually has a choice right now
>>451810
Maybe his standards are dirty, silly, loser girls

No. 451814

>>451810
Ever heard of royalty marrying commoners? The saying "everyone's a fiend for what they can't have"?

No. 451816

I think realistically he's had girlfriends but when the time comes to get more intimate he brings out the disclaimer regarding his health and dick issues, if he even has them, and then the girls, because they are in college and be real these college students want to drink and fuck, decided to gently break up with him and remain friends. Then they prob told their other friends 'hey this guy is really nice but has dick issues' but me? I wouldn't care. I'd make him piss himself.

No. 451817

>>451810
As someone who was friends with girls who went to ivy leagues like Harvard, I could see why he wasn't into them.
Pretty much for the same reason I feel like it would be hard to find a Harvard guy I'd like. Most of them would just be obsessed with status and money and looking to be another cog in the machine that Luigi was so disenfranchised with. This especially rings true in modern times.
Luigi genuinely seems to have excelled in his education because he had an unquenchable passion for expanding his knowledge. A lot of people just study because its 'what's expected of them by society' and can produce a lot of people who lack authenticity.

No. 451819

>>451816
Becky "his dick broke" vs Stacy "piss for me"

No. 451820

>>451667
Scrote jealousy is truly something. He killed a shithead CEO but they don't even care. Instead of being impressed or happy, they just mald because Luigi had the audacity to be not ugly. Imagine getting this mad over tiktokies being attracted to someone holy shit. Imagine being male.

No. 451821

Nonnas is it even worth writing to him now or waiting until after Christmas/if he gets extradited to New York? Also I'm not a burger so idk how long it would even take to get to him

No. 451822

>>451821
Your best bet would be to join in >>451686 when the time comes

No. 451823

>>451817
So he could be into women going into a uni with a 80% acceptance rate like me

No. 451824

>>451678
I kinda wish he was 5'7 after seeing this. Being taller than him is genuinely turning me on

No. 451825

>>451823
Maybe. My husband was valedictorian, graduated from an Ivy League and married me; someone who barely graduated high school and only finished a semester of community college.
Now listen, I know this Luigi dude as well as anyone else on here. But he comes off as the type who would want to be with someone for more profound reasons than shallow surface level shit. Like he'd want someone who he felt safe with, who would understand him and could be patient with him. He'd probably be really into long, profound intellectual dialogues that challenge the very limitations of human comprehension, training it like a muscle. Conversations that he could continue on in his mind long after you and him part ways.
I think you'd have to wait a while before he'd even be comfortable kissing you. Like he might have an ugly side/ struggle with mental illness so he might wait until a mental health flareup happens first to see if you can withstand it before he decides to emotionally invest in someone.
But idfk it could also just be a chemistry thing and I'm just fucking retarded.

No. 451826

ok, i still don't really understand how they caught Luigi? out of the hundreds (or potentially thousands) of tips they could've been receiving saying that they spotted the assassin, they magically came across Luigi at McDonalds in a ghost town in Pennsylvania? yeah, fuck no kek. it seriously had to have been some kind of facial recognition technology i know this has been said like a million times already by other anons but this genuinely concerns me, the thought of your front facing camera, self-checkout kiosk cameras, regular security cameras being able to recognize us when we're using our phones and when just out in public

No. 451827

>>451826
He turned himself in/is a patsy.
I don't buy this fucking mcdonalds story for even a second.

No. 451828

>>451825
Sounds perfect and relatable to me, those girls missed out
>>451826
I heard theories about the face recognition self-serving kiosks in McDeez too, I believe it

No. 451829

With all this talk about his height, is it just me, or is the idea of having a smaller height difference kind of a turn on? I don't know what it is, maybe it feels more intimate that way?

No. 451830

>>451829
I don't blame you, and I myself prefer smaller height differences but for some reason Luigi makes me think it's kinda hot if I am chest level with him (upper chest) because he seems like a really good hugger I just wanna snuggle with him le sigh

No. 451831

>>451826
From what I can tell with all the different news stories, I think it went as followed? Fellow luigiwives please correct me if I'm wrong

>goes to mcdonalds for breakfast

>is wearing a facemask, looking sus
>boomer recognised him from the photos (this is where it glows)
>police arrive and he hands over his fake mark rosario id that he used for the hostel in NY
>they run it but the address isn't legit and they question him, arrest him for fake id
>search his bag, find ghost gun, manifesto, bullets
>weegee gets charged with 2nd degree murder, forgery, something other charges because of the gun

No. 451832

>>451831
You missed
>Police ask him if he's been to New York recently
>he shakes
>he pees

No. 451833

>>451826
Small town cops have nothing better to do and are more responsive is what I'm guessing.

No. 451834

I want his broken dick

No. 451835

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No. 451837

>>451835
Poor sweet Loveigi… but imagine the pics that are gonna be posted

No. 451839

>>451835
Will it be livestreamed?

No. 451840

>>451833
>>451831
>>451832
>>451828
>>451826
What's weird to me is the 286 shit. The pokemon, the number of twitter posts, the insurance denial number, proverbs 28:6 and the number of miles from the location of the murder to the mcdonalds, like how much is a hash brown in Altoona plus tax?
What in the numerical fuck is that all about?

No. 451841

>>451840
The boy loves numerology

No. 451842

>>451840
Numerology, 286 denotes wisdom and knowledge. He's so based and perfect for me.

No. 451843

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>ywn smell him after he comes back from a long day of work
Why live

No. 451844

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>>451826
I don't think this has anything to do with kiosk cameras. Luigi stood out like a sore thumb because
>wearing covid mask in 2024
>in a buttfuck trump-country small town
>in a spot full of old boomers that need to die
>they recognized him because that is the only demographic that watches the news
the clearest image circulating in the media at that time was picrel.
He was also probably lingering in that McD for their wifi, not just in-and-out to eat. So they would've had time to really get a good look at him.

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>>451844
My dad said he thought Luigi's nose and eyebrows were fake also how fucking dare they snitch on him when hes trying to use the wi-fi and sit in the corner nibbling a hasbrown and keeping out from the cold, how evil could you be to call the cops on a little weewee.

No. 451847

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>>451843
I only got through my shift today by fantasizing about him the whole time. This one hurts, nona

No. 451848

>>451840
Sales tax in PA is 6%, haven't eaten in McD in years, but there's no way a hash brown has ballooned to fucking $2.69 before tax

No. 451849

>>451843
I love how the secret of the two jackets is just that he was wearing the one jacket under the other.

No. 451850

I wonder what he did during the time he went 'missing' and stopped posting on his socials up to his arrest? He must have been drifting after coming back from Hawaii, like how long was he in NY or nearby? To be honest when the trial happens I hope that information is released, literally six months of being off the grid must have changed him significantly

No. 451851

>>451846
Boomers in small towns like that are soulless and retarded. They suck the joy out of everything in life because they're miserable. I can't wait for them to die.

No. 451853

>>451752
He has nice toenails under those semi see thru black socks of his.

No. 451854

>>451853
They're pretty long stretching the black fabric

No. 451855

>>451854
Hnnggg imagine hanging out with him in bed, like reading or something, and you have an itch and you're too engrossed in your book so you ask him to itch it for you with his long critter claws…

No. 451856

>>451846
Holy shit look at how big his hands are

No. 451857

>>451853
He probably didn't change his socks for 6 days either nonna

No. 451859

>>451850
Can someone write a fanfiction about Luigi seeing his childhood friend and they make love before he vanishes from her life.
She keeps it all a secret, their one special night together where they lose their virginities.

No. 451860

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No. 451862

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>>451848
It has indeed gone up that much. It costs even more in some markets.
Hashbrowns is an item usually included in the "buy X, get Y for $1" bundle thing.
These fast food restaurants are all raising prices to ridiculous levels to try and force you into their apps. There, you can get "deals" (read: prices what they used to be) in exchange for McD selling your data. Just like every other fucking company does.
Speaking of the app, McD has been running a promo in the app where you can get any size coffee for 99 cents, and you can use this deal once per day.
as soon as that deal expires (which is right after husbando's next court date, dec 30) I am BOYCOTTING SNITCHDONALDS frfr

No. 451863

>>451859
Second this where's that part 1 nonna at from last thread

No. 451864

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>>451826
This is how. There was no snitch. Just a police state.

No. 451865

>>451864
Literal police state
>Recognizing your face and emotions and providing you with the most welcoming experience every time you visit a restararaunt
Who fucking believes this

No. 451866

>>451864
Wait, what the fuck? The example pic with Sonya… They're adding your name to your face? Hell no. Why do we keep unironically becoming more dystopian?

No. 451867

>>451862
>McDonalds coffee
Nonnie that stuff tastes like ass…
>>451864
I'm goonna buy a Mickey's hashbrown tomorrow so I can compare his hand size with mine <3 and I'm gonna print a custom tshirt tonight with his face on it too

No. 451868

>>451867
>supporting Snitchdonalds
You can just do this with a normal hasbrown. I'm sure other fast food chains have hasbrowns comparable in size.

No. 451869

>>451868
one hashbrown isn't going to kill her, calm down

No. 451870

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>>451869
But it might kill him.

No. 451872

I just realized that someone had to strip search him. He had to strip and they felt all over him fuck fuck fuck fuck It couldn't have been a woman though

No. 451873

>>451872
They also prob had to cavity search which is prob why he has a red nose was probably tearing up having his asshole stretched

No. 451874

File: 1734144389623.png (482.87 KB, 722x517, baby.png)

He got extra bratty after that orange jumpsuit was put on

No. 451875

>>451868
The only comparable hash brown that I can think of is Wawa's, which if recall correctly is slightly larger and more square shaped that McD's

Alternatively, you could just buy a pack of frozen hash browns and make them at home for the price of one of them at McD

No. 451876

>>451875
I want to make out with Weegee in a Wawa parking lot

No. 451877

>>451874
FUCK he's too cute. I wish I could look down and see his head bowed like that as he eats my pussy

No. 451878

>>451875
The Trader Joe's hash browns are also similar in length but wider than the ones from McD's.

No. 451879

>>451867
>McDonalds coffee
>Nonnie that stuff tastes like ass…
Don't care I just need my caffeine + am frugal.
Also their hashbrowns are good idgaf
my king has taste

No. 451880

>>451874
damn he looks manly

No. 451881

>>451876
Considering where he's from, that could have been a possibility, in some other timeline…

No. 451882

Should I get a hashbrown wrapper to put on the altar? Can I just walk into a mcd's and ask for the wrapper?

No. 451884

>>451882
If the say no ask for double wrapper so one isn't greasy

No. 451885

>>451882
Seems like bad juju

No. 451886

>>451885
I agree. Going to that McDonald's is what fucked him over.

No. 451887

>>451786
my idea about this is that he suffered low sexual self-confidence due to his injuries.

No. 451890

>>451887
That's so hot imagine how nervous he'd be while having sex. He's groaning in pain, but it feels too good so he tells you not to stop

No. 451891

File: 1734146594122.jpg (185.22 KB, 719x1000, settle down thirsty bitches.jp…)

Here I got this for all of you. Stay hydrated

No. 451892

>>451891
You'll be pouring for years

No. 451893

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>>451891
Garbage post

No. 451894

Where is the part 2 from the sex in the prison fan fic from last thread

No. 451895

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No. 451897

>>451891
Giving this to Luigi so he can piss buckets

No. 451900

>>451897
in my mouth

No. 451904

Not a luigifag but I'm slowly having my vitriol fade after seeing how he makes incels who jack off to underage anal rape porn seethe online. Well done

No. 451908

>>451904
That and the fact he shot that faggot is the main reason I thirst for him, really. Him also being cute is like… 15% of it. Maybe 10

No. 451910

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>>451904
In all honesty even though I post thirst shit about luigi I just love that he's hot because it gives him more positive attention from shallow normies. It's gonna be HARD to find a jury who will want him locked up. Of course I have less than no faith in our legal system and united healthscam will probably skirt around the law and bribe the jurors or some horrific shit
The issue is that if Luigi gets a harsh sentence this massive chunk of land filled with barely placated obese chimpanzees will fucking lose their collective shits.
Like can you imagine what the fuck the Polk County sheriffs office is like right now just because a Luigi sisterwife exercised her right to free speech???

The ants might be finally ready to rise up against the grasshoppers.

No. 451912

>>451910
Kek picrel is sending me.

No. 451913

>>451910
i wouldn't count on it.
theyre just gonna pack the jury with oldfags on medicare

No. 451915

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I could be Luigi's Daisy

No. 451916

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>>451913
wouldn't count on what? I told you I figure there's a very real risk of Luigi getting a harsh punishment. But either way it's risky because his crime has brought a shitload of attention to the atrocities of American health insurance. People, whether they want to fuck him or not, are PISSED.
Literally the only people who aren't are mentally ill incels (who are actually still a very small population of scrots despite what they want you to believe), the 1% and their handmaidens.

Imagine the BLM riots and the Jan 6th insurrectionists but now combine them and multiply their power by the entire country.

No. 451918

>>451915
I fantasized about us doing a Halloween couples costume of Luigi and Daisy earlier…

No. 451919

>IBS
>likely constipation from painkillers
He’s definitely a top

No. 451920

>>451919
but his back hurt

No. 451921

>>451918
For Christmas

No. 451922

I abstain hard from irl porn but god I am such a sick fuck if there was a REALLY convincing luigi lookalike in a reverse gangbang where a bunch of girls femdommed him I'd be tempted.

But at the same time it would still be irl porn which disgusts me.

No. 451924

>WUT MURDAAA?

No. 451926

>>451922
>irl porn
You mean sex?

No. 451927

>>451926
Kek I think she means like actual humans, not drawings

No. 451928

i'm reading through his xitter and i think i may be too retarded for him

No. 451930

>>451928
No you're not he interacted with retard wojak posting pseuds, sorry weegee my beloved I can enlighten him

No. 451931

>>451928
He was trying to curate it to be like an intellectual account so I wouldn’t beat yourself up over it

No. 451932

>>451924
me for the last 4 days keeek

No. 451937

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BRIANA BOSTON IS FREE

https://www.polksheriff.org/inmate-profile/2435323

Released with no charges. Seems like the pressure got to the Polk County Law Enforcement. Our fellow Luigiwife will be home for Christmas.

No. 451938

>>451937
locking her up and setting her bond that high was fucking insane in the first place. no guns, no priors, mother of 3, but she was that big of a threat? retardation.

No. 451939

He just retained a very high profile lawyer for his NYC trial so I guess his family must be in contact. She’s a consultant on CNN, same as his PA lawyer

No. 451940

>>451937
This just brought more attention to the issue, I feel bad for the customer service stooge though they were probably obligated to report

No. 451941

Unless I'm a huge schizo I just cannot see the original smile image as him wtf

No. 451942

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Tried to see how he'd look with slightly longish hair, this is the result

No. 451943

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>>451942
Samefag, even curlier

No. 451944

>>451904
This is why being a weegeewife is praxis

No. 451945

>>451943
This is optimal but I don’t blame him for not, curly hair is such a bitch to work with and he seems like the type of guy to care about looking neat

No. 451946

>>451939
No more Thomas? Aw man

No. 451949

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>>451939
Good
>Karen Friedman Agnifilo will represent him in New York.
>Friedman Agnifilo previously worked as the chief assistant district attorney in the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office
>She has worked in private practice since 2021.

No. 451950

>>451946
Don’t worry he still has fake ID and unregistered gun charges in PA I think

No. 451951

>>451937
Based queen. All people who are denied insurance should say what she said, they can't detain everybody.

No. 451952

OK at first he wasn't really my thing but the more you spam him the cuter he gets

No. 451953

>>451949
She was on CNN a few days ago calling him basically guilty kek, specifically something about “overwhelming evidence”. Although she definitely seems ambitious enough to take this all the way, if only for her career, and her connections from her time as DA will probably help

No. 451954

>>451949
kissing the ground that he walk on ♥

No. 451955

>>451949
samefag but waaait a minute. this isn't good at all.
i just watched the video and she literally said on CNN (in an interview just as an analyst, before meeting him) that "the evidence against him is overwhelming".
wtf is his family thinking hiring her? that statement is going to bite her in the ass it will be unrecoverable.
vid here
https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/13/us/luigi-mangione-new-york-attorney-retained/index.html

No. 451956

>>451955
…I'm dooming.

No. 451957

>>451953
>>451955
What a weird choice. Dickey seemed just fine I wonder why they didn't stick with him?

No. 451958

>>451955
this doesn't bode well

No. 451959

>>451937
I’m very glad. I hope she throws the fucking book at them

No. 451960

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Excuse the hairtism, I promise I'll stop now

No. 451961

>>451960
like a 70s movie star

No. 451962

>>451960
1st one is perfect

No. 451963

i really don't know how you guys think he's going to get away with this. i mean, i want him to, but to think he actually will is insane

No. 451964

>>451963
OJ style jury nullification. but this time it'll be for someone who actually deserves to walk free

No. 451965

>>451964
luigi is not OJ. he comes from money and the public likes him but he's not a world-famous celebrity and we aren't living the 90s anymore. sadly.

No. 451967

>>451965
>not a world-famous celebrity

No. 451968

>>451967
i know what you're getting at but OJ had other factors at play.
>killed a woman who was villainized, and who he later claimed abused him
vs
>killed a ceo, which those in power cannot let slide, lest the dregs of society rise up
they are going to make an example of him.

No. 451969

>>451963
realistically the absolute best-case scenario would be
>mistrial or jury nullification in NY
>feds charge him for weapons/fraud/terrorism/whatever other than murder
>he either he pleads out or is convicted in the federal case
He'd serve his time in federal prison, which is highly preferable to Rikers Island (hell on earth).
It's actually really depressing to ponder Luigi's fate in that awful prison and on top of that with his painful back issues. I think it's a very real possibility he'll kill himself.

No. 451970

>>451969
i think we'll see riots that will rival those of jan 6, BLM, and '92 LA riots

No. 451971

>>451957
He’s not licensed to practice in New York State. I think she’s a good choice, he already has the support of the people and she’ll probably help with the opinion of legacy media

No. 451973

>>451969
They can get him for the fake ID, idk how many he had on him but it’s 7 years for one. Also silencers are illegal in ny state plus unregistered gun, even if the jury acquits murder he’s probably looking at 25-30 years

No. 451983

>>451968
Also OJ picked a perfect time to kill his wife. The sentiment around that particular time clearly favored black men.

No. 451989

>>451983
it didn't, the thing is that OJ wasn't seen as a black man. it's extremely complicated and i don't want to derail the thread but i've researched and read about the OJ case for years. i'll just say that this case will not be ANYTHING like the OJ case.

No. 451995

>chronically ill
>became a loner
I don’t think any of you would have noticed Luigi before he was famous.

No. 452001

>>451937
It's us luigiwives against the world

No. 452002

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>>451910
>this massive chunk of land filled with barely placated obese chimpanzees will fucking lose their collective shits
You are a poet, nonna.

No. 452003

>>451995
Yeah because i also am like that

No. 452010

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>>451686
Samefag, I'm setting the ball rolling with regard to this.
https://board.net/p/letter_to_luigi
Link goes to a public Etherpad instance, which is a decentralised and FOSS alternative to google docs. Should just need to open the link and start typing.

No. 452011

Had a dream the police were whipping him with chains my poor Weewee!

No. 452012

Nonnas do you really believe he is only 5' 10"? If so I might have to do some deep soul searching about my attraction to him

No. 452013

>>452012
If he is then why are all the cops like 5’5”

No. 452014

>>451960
Bottom right is cutest imo

No. 452015

>>452012
On Reddit he said he was 5’11, but that was when he would’ve been 20, idk how long moids actually grow for. Journalists described him as tall though

No. 452016

>>452015
At 20 he was definitely done growing KEK nona…. I don't care how tall he is, but he looks tall in pictures so who cares if he's 2 inches shy of 6'.

No. 452017

I'm scared, what if the cops are abusing him in jail because he's so handsome and he le killed a CEO (oh noooo) and they know he's a richboi popular with women, what if they are so rough with him

No. 452018

>>452012
How tall are you? I'm a womanlet
So I'm afraid the height difference might be too much

No. 452019

When do you think he peed his pants? I like to think he peed in the cop car and the cops were like SNIIIIF SNIIIIIF what the fuck is that smell? And he's just sitting in the back quietly staining the car seat. Or do you think it was when he was being escorted and manhandled?

No. 452020

>>452018
I'm 5'8"
>>452015
I hadn't read that! He does photograph tall. I also wonder if his spinal fusion reduced his height a bit

No. 452029

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I was wondering what underwear he wears and he feels like a plaid boxers guy to me. I was debating boxer briefs, but that shit is ugly. I wonder if he walks around shirtless at home

No. 452031

>>452029
Doesn't matter now, he wears neon orange thin shitty prison undies that can barely contain his ginormous package

No. 452034

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>>452029
In this pic you can see a little something sum, a baby blue elastic band at least

No. 452035

>>452034
Mmm imagine intimately painting his shirtless body

No. 452036

>>452034
Fuck he wears boxer briefs. That means his dick is pretty big if he has to compress it

No. 452037

>>452036
I am glad he wears boxer briefs, imagine the bulge… imagine the stains when he's precumming and/or pissing

No. 452038

>>452037
I don't understand moid pissing, they don't even have anything to dab their tip with so it doesn't stain?

No. 452040

>>452038
Apparently after the pee like normal a little bit still drips out when they put their cock down. Strange creatures.

No. 452044

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Anyone have this pic without text?

No. 452047

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>>452044
Here, kek at that ugly pig behind him

No. 452053

>>452047
He looks so sad

No. 452054

>>452047
Hes so cute. The fact that he’s 10 years younger than me is doing stuff to my brain.

No. 452055

>>452037
I did NOT know there were so many nonas with a piss kink until these Luigi threads kek. Although maybe that's because I haven't visited the fetishes you're ashamed of thread?

No. 452056

>>452054
Glad I'm not alone in that.

No. 452057

>>452054
How old is he?

No. 452058

>>452054
>>452056
I'm also in my 30s and the fact I'm older than him is tickling my brain in a fun way

No. 452060

>>452057
26, the age you get kicked out of your parents health insurance

No. 452062

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No. 452065

>>452044
He's cute but this is really bringing out how men hit the wall at like 21. Imagine seeing forehead lines this deep on a 26-year-old woman.

No. 452066

>>452065
>Imagine seeing forehead lines this deep on a 26-year-old woman.
Yeah, haha… I-Imagine…

No. 452067

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>>452065
It's because he's nervous and afraid, I guess because his eyebrows are so thick it's hard to tell when they are raised

No. 452068

>>452065
He will not age well in prison either. Such a waste.

No. 452070

>>452068
It makes me want to cry, the guards will abuse him and be so mean to him because he's handsome and he killed a CEO

No. 452071

>>452068
I hate this. I really hope a miracle happens and he gets spared a long sentence.

No. 452072

File: 1734197098590.gif (1.94 MB, 320x568, penis slam.gif)

Stop hurting him stop stop stop stop (ignore gif name) stop stop, leave him alone

No. 452073

>>452068
>>452070
Fortunately, It's quite the opposite, all the other prisoners can be heard chanting "Free Luigi", it's hard to imagine the COs mistreating him either

No. 452074

If he gets free at least something worthwhile happened during my lifetime. Shall we form a queue in advance?

No. 452075

>>452073
Well you can call them prisoners but it's a jail not a prison it'll likely be different… I don't want him prison raped!

No. 452076

>>452072
That lady cop is so lucky to get to slam him like that.

No. 452077

>>452073
That wasn’t a prison. That’s a detention center. Completely different. Detention centers have a lot more freedoms and are more relaxed.

No. 452078

>>452072
why do they need to slam him up against the wall wtf? like he’s the first criminal ever to yell at the cameras

No. 452079

>>452075
I keep wondering if there is a way for him to be spared from the worst of Rikers. Would him having health issues with his spine have him be segregated from the rest of the prison population?

No. 452080

>>452079
A good lawyer could show he was a non violent person in the past and this was a one off thing. He could get into a “cushy” prison. I don’t think they’ll throw him into the worst place possible.

No. 452081

>>452080
Somehow he's gonna get put into a shit prison to teach us poor people a lesson about what happens when you fuck with the rich

No. 452082

Let's hope for jury nullification but they will probably choose jealous incels and boomers to be the 12

No. 452083

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>>452079
>>452080
Here are basically what his verdict options are, according to lawyers:
>Guilty
>Not guilty by reason of insanity
>Guilty but mentally ill

No. 452084

>>452081
This is what I'm worried about. The DA seems like he is really out for blood and will want to make an example out of him. The only way I can see him being spared is if those in power are afraid of an uprising over his poor treatment and sentencing. I can see it go either way but I'm not really optimistic.

No. 452085

>>452083
How about not guilty by reason of heroic act and handsome

No. 452086

Why don’t we ask the guys ex wife how she feels about this? I feel like she should be the judge during this trial

No. 452087

>>452086
Yeah I find it interesting there's not really a statement from her and the two sons, all she said was that he was nice or something

No. 452088

>>452087
Cause the man was probably a pos husband and they’re telling her to keep quiet. Any grieving wife would be all over the media to gain sympathy from the public. Her silence is really telling, honestly.

No. 452089

File: 1734198396340.jpeg (157.63 KB, 1179x1590, IMG_8484.jpeg)

Wigi is for women

No. 452090

>>452089
lmao Dumbass moid. Bootlickers like him deserve nothing.

No. 452091

>>452089
another sister wife is born

No. 452092

>>452089
LMAO,Luigi is taking women away from their disgusting moids what a hero

No. 452095

>>452089
>killing one very rich and powerful man is bad. luigi is the bad kind of murderer
>that same rich and powerful man killing untold numbers of people through policy changes that doubled or tripled the amount of insurance claim rejections under his tenure in order to make more money for stockholders while the poor, ignorant, exhausted, and vulnerable people who have united insurance suffer–this is good. brian thompson is the good kind of murderer

No. 452096

>>452089
Weegee is empowering normie women to actually stand up for their beliefs and stop tolerating and caping for male mediocracy. Fucking beautiful.

No. 452099

>>452089
Doctors literally have to fight with insurance companies so their patients can get the proper care

No. 452100

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>>452017
>what if the cops are abusing him in jail because he's so handsome and he le killed a CEO (oh noooo) and they know he's a richboi popular with women
I'm thinking they might shave his head and say it's for prison-lice reasons, but really they just want to kill the thousands of ladyboners
>>451960
Can you photoshop him bald, just so that when it happens IRL we will already be desensitized?

No. 452103

>>452100
I fucking hope not but I was already thinking this, they'll try to uglify him as much as possible, they might even beat him behind the scenes, mark my warning.

No. 452105

>>452103
There is no way to disfigure him unless he gains 100 pounds and loses all his hair. A buzzcut and a black eye would look kinda hot

No. 452106

>>452105
The media already posts pics of him being grabbed by the nape and scowling to try and make him seem scary even though there's a sadness and deep burning passion behind his eyes, they'll probably try other stuff too. Make him pee his pants more.

No. 452107

>>452089
KWAB
I would break up with a moid too if he typed out SIGH, one sisterwife saved from a little bitch boy

No. 452108

>>452072
No, no, I need to see more videos of him getting manhandled like that and just taking it like the man he is. Same with the piss photo. He just takes it. Ugh

No. 452110

>>452108
I'm sure there will be more

No. 452113

>>452112
Yeah, a correctional institution, not quite a prison.

No. 452114

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>>452106
I would not complain about more peed pants. His hands are so fucking huge

No. 452116

>>451960
sorry i'm late but ugh, he's like a renaissance prince

No. 452117

>>452085
Only a based female president could do that

No. 452118

>>452089
i'm getting really excited to see who luigi picks to be his prison gf (and eventually wife) once he starts reading the letters hehe

No. 452119

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>>452089
LAMO, looks like nona was already looking for the door, the fact that he's whining on twitter and paying Elmo for a check mark is more than enough to be sexless for life

No. 452120

File: 1734200224673.gif (1.19 MB, 368x368, 55.gif)

thinking about weegee showering with other inmates. thinking about weegee showering

No. 452121

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>ywn be one of these women
pain

No. 452122

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I need him I need him I need him I need him

No. 452123

>>452121
Show the video I am so serious right now

No. 452125

>>452121
kek why havent i seen this one yet? it will generate soooooooo much hot salty incel tears

No. 452126

>>452121
omfg luigi tickling you to death…

No. 452127

>>452121
I'm going to kms

No. 452128

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No. 452129

>>452118
Me
>>452120
He needs to shower alone, i don’t want him getting molested and raped
>>452121
Ffffucked and to think ive been fantasizing about getting into tickle fights with him

No. 452133

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>>452128
I have my hands on my face in distraught

No. 452134

>>452133
I need him so bad

No. 452135

>>452133
Please stop posting pictures of me and my husband who was at my house the morning of the assassination, he did not do it

No. 452137

>>452133
I can't take this envy

No. 452138

>>452133
CUTE FEET

No. 452139

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I need to suck on his titties so bad

No. 452140

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>>452128
AAAGGGHHGGGGGG WHY CAN'T I BE THE YOGA TEACHER it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair

No. 452141

He always has his nipples on display I need to do things to them

No. 452142

>>452140
>Last sync: 12/09/24

No. 452143

>>452137
It’s better than him being gay
>>452141
You know he would love it

No. 452144

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My parasocial attachment is going haywire since the tickling photo and the whole article, why'd he have to be so perfect I'm going mad

No. 452145

>>452144
That’s so hot… he won’t be shy with me we will give each other confidence

No. 452146

>>452144
He hits every. single. thing. for me. I feel you strongly with the parasocial attachment

No. 452147

I always see him with Asian women, I wonder if that's because he went to Hawaii and an ivy league

No. 452148

>>452144
he deserves a girlfriend who'll worship him, i can't believe he never had one

No. 452149

>>452147
And he majored in CompSci and was fairly vocal about Japan's birthrate, make of that what you will

No. 452150

>>452148
Worshipping is absurd

No. 452151

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>>452147
It also says in the article he went to Asia before the shooting and it wouldn't have been his first time there either.

No. 452152

>>452151
He is spiritual

No. 452153

>>452151
All rich kids go to Asia

No. 452154

I need him so bad should I tell him in my letter that I wish more males were like him and that I hope I can find someone like him because I admire him so much but I know it can never be Im going to kill myself!!! I wont say that though

No. 452155

Fuck I'm a pasty white retard who is scared of the beach kms

No. 452156

>>451953
>she was on CNN a few days ago calling him basically guilty
What the fuck? She isn't even a weewee loyalist? She just wants to touch his dick. Fuck off bitch if you aren't a sisterwife you don't get claim to the prize.

No. 452157

>>451970
>rival
it will be worse.
Jan 6 was maga
BLM and 92 was a race war.
Luigi is everyone who hates American health insurance. It's bipartisan. If the riots rivals anything, it will rival the French Revolution.

No. 452158

>>452155
I think it’s fine. I think he was just surrounded by Asians. I was friends with lots of Asians as a kid because that’s who I was surrounded by and in my level of intellect kek

No. 452159

>>452133
IM SO FUCKING ENVIOUS I WANT A PIECE

No. 452160

>>452012
I don't understand what is with women's autistic fascination with 6 feet? If a guy is a hot turbo chad who doesn't seethe about women I really don't give a fuck how tall or short he is. Most of you bitches are under 5'5 too. If you are one of those girlies who won't date even the biggest chad in the universe because he's 5'11 and 1/2 then you need to do some soul searching over what made you this way.

No. 452162

I need him or I will die alone

No. 452163

>>452157
Really hoping and praying for this if Luigi is unjustly sentenced. This would be the only way I wouldn't lose hope in Americans not just being cattle-like slaves for rich, sociopathic faggots to exploit.

No. 452164

>>452144
>tickling photo
THE WHAT PHOTO. WHERE. PROOF. WHAT WAS BEING TICKLED. I CAN'T DEVELOP ANOTHER FETISH, THE CRIPPLE AND PEE ONES ARE ALREADY TOO MUCH.

No. 452165

>>452144
Oh god he’s so fucking cute I can’t take it nionnies

No. 452166

I admire what he did…I just wish he started a YouTube channel and posted videos about how corrupt the system is while his sweet voice lulls me to sleep

No. 452167

>>452166
I don't understand why there are no videos of him out and talking except where he's yelling it makes me sad

No. 452168

>>452149
>Vocal about Japan's birth rate
Yeah, it's over

No. 452169

>>452084
>uprising over his poor treatment
Yep. People (myself included) will go insane. I'm already itching to take to the streets. I have never ever been remotely interested in activism in my entire life. I can't be the only one.

No. 452170

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>>452168
This was the tweet, pretty based

No. 452171

>>452169
I'm in the same position. I'm dying to join a protest for the first time ever if it happens.

No. 452172

>>452164
Girl scroll up
>>452168
It wasn’t even that he was being anti porn and anti coomer
>>452169
Im including the sentiment of uprising in my letter he will find it neat

No. 452173

>>452149
They’re using him to help keep up the population,he must also help with America’s.Fingers crossed ,,

No. 452174

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Damn nonas were right, him and Tracey were definitely a thing. He almost seems a bit more into her

No. 452175

>>452089
Handmaidens and bootlickers are being 4B'd
She probably wanted to dump him earlier though. I bet he voted for Trump.

No. 452176

File: 1734203827964.jpeg (525.15 KB, 1240x1733, IMG_9206.jpeg)

And pt. 2

No. 452177

>>452167
There was one posted last thread where he gives a speech at his school >>450708

No. 452178

>>452174
>>452176
Is this the real Tracy account?

No. 452179

>>452174
>>452176
I'm just over here getting my feelings hurt over these kekk

Why can't I have my own Lulu

No. 452180

>>452164
kek nonnie
>>452121

No. 452181

Mfw I will never have a handsome male care about me like Lulu cares about women Im going to plan my suicide soon

No. 452182

>>452178
Yes, I think so. It’s cited as a source in the nypost article

No. 452183

>>452174
Lulu is such a retarded nickname.. I need him though he texts so cute

No. 452184

>>452106
Next pic that has him peeing his pants will make his fat sausage show through the fabric, driving polite society closer to insanity.

No. 452185

>>452129
Luigi needs to go to womens prison and shower with the girlies there.

No. 452186

>>452169
Me too, there's a first for everything, hopefully I'll meet some based sisterwives at the protests

No. 452187

I need him I want to continue my letter but I want to refrain from salivating over him, I do want to let him know about all of this stuff being leaked and tell him he’s the ideal kek I don’t know Im so depressed

No. 452188

Some nona from the chatbot thread on /m/ needs to make a virtual Weegee bf for us

No. 452189

>>452183
Ikr he sounds so dorky and earnest I like how he uses her exact language back at her like he’s answering a test question kek

No. 452190

Did Tracey’s insta get taken down? It shows up on Google but if I try to click in it says link broken/page deleted. I don’t have an account or the app though

No. 452191

>>452189
Is that a sign of autism or am I wrong?

No. 452192

>>452188
Oh my god I forgot about ai chatbots there has to be one

No. 452193

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Last one for the road

No. 452194

>>452193
KEKKKK i need him im going to hang myself
Are we allowed to send him books in prison???

No. 452195

>>452191
Being kinda awkward over text? Kek not really? I feel like he probably just picked up a weird boomer adjacent texting voice because moid and also he seems like someone genuinely liked and used social media to network

No. 452196

>>452194
Apparently not but I bet it wouldn’t be too hard to talk him into starting a book club

No. 452197

>>452193
>hwn call me a boss bitch business mogul
It's so over…

No. 452198

I'm Asian and this shit is killing me.

No. 452199

>>452193
>my partner
Ugh she knows what his dick looks like… She won't tell though I know it

No. 452200

My heart aches

No. 452201

Do you think Luigi still has his foreskin?
Am I a pervert for hoping his beautiful dick is not mutilated?

No. 452202

>>452199
She probably does but the partner she’s referring to is her current boyfriend, seems like she hasn’t seen lulu irl since 2022

No. 452203

>>452198
Kek does it not give you more hope?

No. 452204

>>452201
I think so since apparently Italian-Americans have a lower rate of circumcision. Also, yes, but it's ok I've been wondering too.

No. 452205

>>452203
It's making more hopelessly obsessed which I really didn't want to happen.

No. 452206

>>452170
>those midwit evobio takes
Oof. Yeah, it's super over.

No. 452207

I want to send him books so bad

No. 452208

>>452201
Sweet nonushka there have been nonas itt salivating over him pissing himself and fantasizing about stimulating his prostate (no hate to these girlies), I think you hoping he's uncut is okay lol

No. 452209

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In another liiiiife, I would be your girl
We'd keep all our promises, be us against the world
In another liiiiiiiiife, I would make you stay
So I don't have to say you were the one that got away
The one that got away
(The one)
(The one)
(The one)
The one that got away

No. 452210

>>452206
I felt the same way reading his tweets kek

No. 452211

Luigi is the kind of moid that'll play along with your fetishes even if he's super uncomfortable with it because you give him validation and or dating him

No. 452212

>>452208
I am severely against circumcision as it fucks up a moids sex performance. His back has already messed with him enough!!!!

No. 452213

>>452206
>wanting japan to stop being such autistic pedo coomers
what's wrong with that?

No. 452214

RELEASE MY NIGGA LUIGI

No. 452216

>Grew up in area with huge Chinese population
>Studied CS and bio at an Ivy
>Moved to Hawaii aka kingdom of wasia
>Chose to backpack through Asia
>Has strong opinions on Japan despite little apparent interest in anime
Yeah he definitely has an Asian fetish, even if it’s just by mere exposure effect

No. 452217

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No. 452218

>>452160
I like Luigi but you pick mes need to stfu this isn’t reddit

No. 452219

>>452206
I could fix him. He just needs better reading recommendations and the right woman to converse with.

No. 452220

>>452216
He studied bio??? Wtf I'm a bio major, I need him

No. 452221

I can’t stop thinking about his prostate whenever I try to jerk off,I blame the anus anons

No. 452222

>>452220
Not extensively but if you look through his Reddit he talks about self studying some basics and I think a bioinformatics elective

No. 452223

>>452222
Holy fuck I'm minoring in bioinformatics I could've tutored him

No. 452224

>>452172
>he was being anti porn and anti coomer
It wasn't just being anti porn, he was way too hyper specific with to things you normally only see in Japan, he has a type, nonas

>>452175
>She probably wanted to dump him earlier though
She absolutely did, see>>452119

No. 452225

>>452218
>pick mes
I've been like this my entire life. I think the 6 feet or bust shit is fucking retarded and moid-coded. I don't need to be a pick me to acknowledge that hot+good personality>height. Plenty of hideous pieces of shit are over 6 feet tall.

No. 452228

Im going to kill myself he would never love me. Im going to send him a letter anyway but Im too embarrassed to imply I love him

No. 452229

>>452216
SHTUUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTI[ ICANT HEAR YOUALALALALALALALALALALALAALAL

No. 452230

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He even is a vegetarian. Can he get any more perfect

No. 452231

>>452224
Not to disappoint the asian nonas itt but it's possible he had the opposite of a type. He grew up around asians and was friends with a bunch of them in school, maybe he just felt comfortable around asian-americans culturally because he was very familiar with them. If he was so shy and nervous around girls, why is this girl saying they were besties? Probably because he didn't really see her in that way.

No. 452232

>>452228
Don’t doom now,I’m absolutely sure Luigi would love any admission he gets.He loves us all.

No. 452233

>>452230
Omg he was made for me this isn't fair I want him I need him

No. 452234

>>452230
Hes so perfect I want to cry. He was so close too, in Philly…
>>452232
No i am going to mail my letter once he has a reliable address then kill myself

No. 452235

>>452230
He literally hits EVERYTHING on my list holy shit.

I can't wait for the roidpigs and seething "I love meat" low-T scrotes to get jealous of his amazing fit body and six-pack abs that he built without eating meat kek

No. 452236

>>452229
From TikTok there’s also a white blonde girl that he matched with on Hinge so maybe it’s more like a preference rather than a rule

No. 452238

>>452231
I don't know about that. The yoga teacher he matched with on tinder looked pretty asian..

No. 452239

>>452235
And he doesn’t moralize it. I need him or someone like him which is impossible. I will be single forever.

No. 452240

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>>452230
this beautiful mind is being forced to eat PIZZA PEAS AND PORCUPINE

No. 452241

>>452224
He traveled in Japan for quite a bit of time, I think he focused on Japan in that tweet because he was disgusted with seeing pedo coomer shit everywhere. Also, a lot of his friends were Asian, so those topics probably came up more in conversation so he was more aware of them.

No. 452243

He is an angel

No. 452244

>>452230
Is Lulu an endearing nickname or a friendzone one?

No. 452245

what's up with all the compsci retards having an asian fetish holy shit. i kinda knew it when i checked his ig following and from what i saw at first glance, it was mostly asian girls. i still want to fuck him even if i said he looks like an algerian rapefugee

No. 452246

>>452231
Realistically it’s probably both, easier to be around from familiarity and spending that much time around asians in his formative years probably lead to him imprinting on a version of the asian american beauty standard. If he lived a regular life he probably would’ve ended up with someone like his mom though

No. 452247

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>>452119
>>452089
Just checked his twitter what did blue check cuck mean by this? who the fuck is this chinese guy?

No. 452249

I understand posting about memories and photos but curating text message screenshots for social media feels a bit much…

No. 452251

>>452247
not relevant to luigi

No. 452252

If he wouldn’t love me because I am not Asian im literally hanging

No. 452253

>>452249
idk I think its really creepy. I can see why luigi didn't date her. I feel like he wasn't really understood by his friend group

No. 452254

>>452245
any white woman simping for him is insane

No. 452255

>>452253
It isn’t fair, myself and the nonnas would literally understand and hang with him and be so happy I want him to read my letter and first and foremost respect me

No. 452256

>>452252
Like jesus he has love for all

No. 452257

>>452238
>The yoga teacher he matched with on tinder looked pretty asian..
he was living in Hawaii at the time. Most of the women there have asian heritage
that being said he also traveled to asia several times it sounds like
and nonna said his IG follows were mostly asian girls

No. 452258

>>452253
>>452249
She seems too clingy and attention-seeking. Plus, it's really inappropriate to share those text messages to the public. I'd even argue sharing photos crosses the line. She claims he was her best friend yet hasn't talked to him since 2022.

No. 452259

>>452254
Suicide time

No. 452260

simping for Lulu is for everyone, even if you’re not his type

No. 452261

>>452253
I don’t get the impression she was in his core friend group which makes it a little weirder, idk how they met though but the dynamic definitely feels weird with the oversharing

No. 452262

>>452260
Luigi is for any girl between the ages of 18 and 118, any race, any height, any weight

No. 452263

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>>452253
POV: you're Luigi looking at your friend group

No. 452264


No. 452265

>>452261
I know her type. Basically she's a bit of a narcissist who acts really nice and shit but is kind of entitled. I didn't like how she was like "i cut everyone out of my life except him". Like bitch, why? You didn't have any other friends? Did other people try to get a hold of you and you emotionally abandoned them?
Idk, she rubs me the wrong way. If I had been luigis friend I would have deleted everything the second I saw his face on the news. I am absolutely terrified of online attention.

No. 452266

>>452258
He seems to be matching her energy pretty well in the texts, and they look cuddled up in the couch photos posted earlier so idk about clingy. Definitely attention seeking though which makes me think it wasnt that serious, everyone else who’s reached out so far hasn’t been close: landlord, neighbor, former classmate with different friend group

No. 452267

>>452265
Calm down

No. 452269

>>452263
I don't think he saw them as lizards. He probably saw a bunch of them as misguided and not seeing the bigger picture which probably frustrated him. While sure, I don't know him and his twitter seems DEEPLY curated for this kind of publicity, Luigi genuinely seems to be deeply caring and loving towards his fellow man.
I don't think he wanted to do what he did but felt like if he didn't things would just get worse and more innocent people would have to suffer/die under capitalist corruption (and he's right. The Blue cross shit with the partial anesthesia coverage feels like some palm rubbing cartoon villain thought it up).

No. 452270

>>452265
she sounds histrionic. i doubt she actually cut everyone out of her life except him.
fwiw, she def rubs me the wrong way too anon.
the way she felt the need to point out that his friend group have decided to go dark/shut down their social medias (which is the reasonable and right thing to do in this situation) and she refused to, and was pretty much flexing about it?
and she still hasn't shut up. im happy to have more lore or whatever, but she isn't likable.

No. 452271

>>452267
Ntayrt but I think she's spot on with her analysis. If I were in the same position, I wouldn't be so desperate for validation from randos online that I'd post personal photos, videos, and texts of a supposed dear friend for attention.

No. 452273

>>452270
I want lore from luigi himself. If he doesn't write a book I would be incredibly surprised.

No. 452274

>>452270
Good point about putting down the rest of his friend group, I completely forgot but that’s a really insidiously nasty stunt to pull

No. 452275

File: 1734208414912.png (1.35 MB, 1500x2100, computer_enhance.png)

>>452034
I swear I've seen those before.. wait a second. Computer enhance. Hanes Men's Boxer Briefs

No. 452276

>>452216
So you're saying I have a chance

No. 452277

>>452275
Squints did they photoshop the faded Hanes logo on? Definitely could’ve fooled me kek

No. 452278

Posting cute little text message screenshots when you're in college is pretty cringe. It's supposed to be private and it's usually if you want attention about your relationship

No. 452279

>>452265
Yeah, if this happened to someone I had correspondences with i would be private messaging our mutuals and discussing this irl, the last thing id do is share our texts online the fuck?
Should I snitch in my letter jk

No. 452280

>>452277
You can look at the original image it's definitely there already, I just put a contrast/brightness filter on it to make it clearer

No. 452281

>>452275
Computer: Execute piss simulation on Hanes Men's Boxer Briefs

No. 452282

How do we even know if he prefers Asian girls? Do you guys know how many Asian women are in compsci? Like come on. Anyway fuck off retard baiters this is the weegeewives thread.

No. 452283


No. 452284

>>452282
I headcanon that Luigi doesn't have a racial preference. He just doesn't seem like that kind of guy…

No. 452285

>>452280
Amazing, thank you for your service

No. 452286

>>452281
kek wtf

No. 452287

>>452275
>we might wear the same underwear
He is so me… soul mates

No. 452288

>>452010
is anyone writing in this?

No. 452289

>>452285
No problem
>>452281
My fucking sides nona

No. 452290

>>452284
Nah, everyone does he’s just clever enough not to talk about it.

No. 452291

i wonder what he's thinking about right now. he's probably so bored sitting in that blank ass room.

No. 452292

>>452275
>wicks away moisture
>optimized for piss

No. 452293

>>452275
Wonderful job.. I need his bulge so badly

No. 452294

>>452292
Its a lie I wear the underwear and it doesn’t do a good job soaking up the remnants of the Luigi fantasies

No. 452296

>>452291
he's thinking about cute asian girls

No. 452297


No. 452298

oh shit it's pissposting time

No. 452299

>>452296
Im committing murder suicide, put a random CEO’s name and ill spin a wheel JUST JOKING

No. 452300

>>452290
>everyone has a racial preference
I don't.

No. 452301

>>452299
if you kill a ceo just let yourself get caught. Maybe you can write love letters to wee wee!

No. 452303

>>452296
Me :)(emoji)

No. 452304

Need to know his actual playlist so I can pace and maladaptive daydream better

No. 452305

Are you allowed to draw little faces in prison letters or is it strictly written text only

No. 452307

>>452304
Just make a Yumegi playlist until we find out what he was really listening to.

No. 452310

>>452305
I remember that there was someone who would draw landscapes for Ted Kaczynski in his letters to him. I think it can be done.

No. 452313

>>452304
this nigga listens to classic vocaloid, i know because i saw in a vision

No. 452316

>>452310
Oh Ted…he never really stood a chance…

No. 452318


No. 452320

>>451716
it doesn't even look like piss it's just a shadow, if it were piss wouldn't it be a long stream down his legs

No. 452322

>>452320
He may have been sitting when he peed, I hold strong on the peeing in the cop car theory

No. 452323

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>>452316
I know this is about wee wee but I wonder what he would think about this Ted K art?
Kaczynski would draw a lot of typical violence and cock obsessed scrote shit but this one stood out, I wonder if it was even drawn by him.

No. 452324

>>452323
Are you gonna write a letter? You could ask

No. 452328

File: 1734212736081.png (642.73 KB, 1075x2138, 1000002139.png)

Oh, Luigi. His writing began to reflect a deterioration? Or simply the methodical planning for his act of populist justice? He def deserves better than porcupine balls they're feeding him in lockup, he needs some medicinal Italian gravy, stat, to keep his strength up. I hope we get to read his diaries someday.

No. 452331

>>452328
Relatable existential crisis mental breakdown moment. A little too old for an existential crisis, but maybe growing up richer does that to you. I'd love to read his diary…

No. 452332

>>452328
why is the fucking officer giving him kissy face

No. 452333

hate this youtuber but the story is interesting. Is this a girl Luigi?

No. 452334

>>452328
"Happy birthday to you"
was created for you ♥

No. 452336

It's so cold and he's probably so warm to cuddle with kms

No. 452338

>>452336
I wanna just be curled up in his arms against his chest it's not fucking fair

No. 452339

>>452332
He turns moids into homos when he's in proximity.

No. 452340

>>452339
He cannot go to a moid prison.
His butthole is for female use ONLY

No. 452341

>>452338
Why live if I can't fondle him while in bed with each other

No. 452342

This guy is showing us that the perfect guy indeed exists and we can't have him. I'm depressed af

No. 452343

>>452333
possible ancestor question mark

No. 452345

>>452333
this guy looks like and moves his face just like charlie day if charlie day was an ugly neanderthal type guy

No. 452346

>>452342
There are other guys like Luigi but they are rare and the beta resource hoarders want to lock them up so they don't pass down their empathetic, humanity improving, woman respecting genetics

No. 452348

>>452342
I can't believe his lawyer is trying to let him rot in prison, we need Tom Dickey back…

No. 452349

>>452342
Seeing Luigi after getting the worst males on dating apps is what makes me hopeful for more men like him.I honestly hope there’s more men that take follow either in aiming for class justice or being a well wounded,non shitty scrote.

No. 452350

I dont want to keep that tickle pic anymore it's making me depressed.

No. 452351

>>452348
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?!?!?!
Is this 4D chess or is this the system trying to fuck our boy??? Surely there is a better NY lawyer!!!

No. 452352

>>452351
She just wants to rape him and then let him get locked up forever so nobody else can have him

No. 452353

>>452352
Oh that greedy bastard

No. 452357

>>452352
LOL good luck bitch all the girl cops want the same thing and have better access.

No. 452358

File: 1734217770595.png (137.84 KB, 368x413, mwa.png)

>ywn go out with him in big puffy jackets to watch Christmas lights and share hot cocoa together

No. 452359

>>452275
I love this thread so much

No. 452361

>>452348
Thinking bout Luigi was actually reminding me of her song black beauty

No. 452363

>>452358
Why even live

No. 452364

>>452358
Please nona I don’t need suifuel

No. 452366

He'll never unzip his coat to hug me and then zip both of us together Fuuuckkkkk

No. 452369

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No. 452370

>>452369
Hell yeahhhhhh fanart!
>>452368
No because if he does I am going to kill myself

No. 452372

>>452370
He probably doesn’t,I think he just has an interest in Japan

No. 452373

How am I supposed to finger myself and think about him when my hands are so small and his hands are so big

No. 452374

File: 1734220194348.webp (16.33 KB, 640x461, 43anriclw9g51.webp)

>tfw you're half Asian but the other half is the race yellow-fever plagued moids constantly slander
Wugi will never love me

No. 452376

>>452374
… Blasian? Oh well it doesn't care anymore what Luigi likes or doesn't like, he isn't going to be free unfortunately so we can just rape him I guess

No. 452377

Tbh I doubt he's picky about race, he seemed pretty unlucky in dating

No. 452378

>>452377
How, when it seems like all these women loved him and he dated that yoga lady and that lady who leaked the messages? (Or are they the same)

No. 452379

>>452376
>we can just rape him
You're right. How could I have been so foolish? He doesn't have to love me!

No. 452382

File: 1734220957076.png (149.92 KB, 924x703, yoga.png)

>>452378
They didn't date they matched and she said she wanted to. He was a very great guy, but the back and penis thing definitely held him back while he was reaching the peak time to get a stable long-lasting relationship

No. 452383

>>452382
>not a big partier
Perfect
>book club, hiking, doing stuff
Perfect. He is perfect for me. So they didn't date, but matched? Why was he on Tinder if he wasn't looking to actually date…?

No. 452384

I might have been his type and am "highly educated". In another timeline, I could have had a shot. Crying.

No. 452386

>>452383
He was I guess none of them worked out? He might've dated that girl who posted the text messages but idk

No. 452387

>>452384
I am starting to think he does not really care about education but rather like, genuine curiosity and bookishness.

No. 452388

ywn do this to him…

No. 452389

>>452387
I could see that. I doubt he would care all that much about status or whatever big name university someone graduated from after having lived that his entire life.

No. 452390

File: 1734222363419.png (134.05 KB, 288x441, XL.png)

>>452328
His jumpsuit size is XL, see collar

No. 452391

>>452390
How do I find measurements

No. 452392

>>452390
XL to fit his cock in there, too… without a distracting bulge or else he'll easily slip past the guards… the female guards because it's so big and meaty and the male guards because they are so jealous they wanna suck on it… and of course, so the media won't be hypnotized by clear evidence of his gigantic comically large Italian sausage

No. 452395

>>452382
Dude is literally the blueprint for the perfect man.
I do not understand why incels aren't taking notes.

No. 452397

I wanna snuggle with him so bad

No. 452400

I wonder what he thinks about loser women

No. 452401

>wee wee sisterwives this xmas

No. 452404

>>452400
He'd see women who exploit innocent peoples lives for profit (like health insurance CEOs) as losers. But I don't think his definition for loser extends outside of that. At worst maybe he'd see some extreme misandrists/misogynists as misguided. But not losers.

No. 452405

>>452395
Incels will never take notes, they believe they should simply be entitled to women with zero effort involved. Not like our Lulu ♥

No. 452413

File: 1734226349696.png (33.45 KB, 1393x166, weegee.png)

>>452405
Incels are such useful idiots.
They support the systems in place that keep them incels (tech, social media, wealth inequality, porn, etc)
They commit suicide in every way possible. And then they expect women to help them whilst simultaneously not listening to a damn thing women say.
If you look at weewees social media he is ALSO trying to help incels by teaching them to be social and not shut in porn addicted NPC's who listen to babbling pseuds like Juden Memerson.
The more I learn about weewee the more I see him as an honorary woman. If luigi must be locked up forever it should be in a womens prison.

No. 452414

>>452230
I didn’t believe this before and thought the nonas insisting on it were seeing things that weren’t there but this just makes me think that he’s gay. the overly-effeminate nickname, him tolerating and seemingly enabling her clinginess, his eagerness to accommodate not just her but her boyfriend presumably too.. i want to believe that there can be a straight moid capable of such common decency but the wild moid reactions itt are making me doubt that. i know that nonas have been insistent that he’s just italian and that all frat guys are pseudobisexual but i think at best he might either be DL and told his friends he’s bisexual or he just doesn’t know he’s gay which happens to a lot of people, i had an uncle who didn’t realize he was gay until was 40. i don’t think she or anyone else in his personal life pegged this either. Literally all the nonas itt going on about how submissive he seems and sexualizing him in a dominating way i think proves this further. he’s just psychologically a eunuch. He literally doesn’t even ever refer to his penis as such, just says his “genitals”

No. 452415

>>452414
Anon please. He's straight. He's just a nice guy crippled by painful wiener and back syndrome.

No. 452416

>>452414
ntayrt but i don't think he's gay, i feel like if he was fagging it up he definitely would've included that in his social media because gay moids love using their sexuality for attention

No. 452417

>>452414
I've known a lot of dudes like Luigi like with what you're describing. They aren't gay. One of them even thought he was gay because people associate those attributes to homosexuality to the point where he tried dating another man, and he just couldn't do it. He's just wasn't attracted to other men.
This is why I believe Luigi is straight.
Most closeted fags are huge misogynists.

No. 452418

>>452414
Retard

No. 452419

>>452414
>overly-effeminate nickname
LuLu? Really? That's not feminine.
>him tolerating her clinginess
What?
>accommodates her boyfriend
Straight guys do this, surprisingly. The decent ones, do. My sister met one of her closest friends by first being friends with her boyfriend.
Stop associating kindness with homosexuality.

No. 452420

>>452419
I think the nickname is effeminite but I think that girl was the only one who called him that. Probably as a cope to deal with the fact that she wanted him but he didn't feel the same way for her (probably due to her personality being wildly incompatible with his)

No. 452421

>>452420
It's a playful nickname for guys with "Lu" in their name.

No. 452423

Tracy L was 100% the girl that pined for Luigi HARD, he wasn't interested and she used this as a stepping stone to find some guy who was willing to date, but she never got over her crush. 100%.

No. 452424

>>452423
Yeah she seems sketchy but I am also under the belief that males should date any girl who wants them. Why do males get to choose? If she wants to fuck, she gets to fuck.

No. 452425

>>452414
>He literally doesn’t even ever refer to his penis as such, just says his “genitals”
did you miss the "pretty huge dick" tweet?
>>452417
also this. an actual gay man wouldn't be as nice as he is

No. 452426

>>452421
I think "Lou" would have been more appropriate than "Lulu".
>>452424
>Males should date any girl who wants them
I don't think anyone should be forced to settle with someone who don't share mutual compatibility. Keep in mind I'm a romantic and only support pair bonding if it seems qualified for a lifetime partnership. It wouldn't be fair to the girl to be with a man who didn't share her feelings.

No. 452427

File: 1734227262153.jpg (432.85 KB, 453x812, seconds before pissing my pant…)

>>452425
Where else was he referring to his junk, anyway?
>he is psychologically a eunuch
What did she mean by this

No. 452428

>>452426
He isn't 80, nobody is gonna nickname him Lou

No. 452429

>>452428
He's also not a girl. 'Lulu' was a nickname I gave my girlfriend in high school.
Lou or Louie is a more apt nickname. I'm sure he didn't care but it just comes off as… idk… it doesn't match.

No. 452430

I thought we all agreed to call him Wee wee because we are sexually bullying him for pissing himself…

No. 452431

i need my boy freed…
>>452429
nta but they probably called him lulu because it's cute and he's cute too

No. 452432

>>452430
Anon is referring to the nickname that girl in the texts gave him being evidence he's geh
>>452429
She clearly had a crush on him and wanted to give him a cutesy nickname and not a retarded nickname

No. 452433

>>452430
i've been calling him weewee/wiwi/ouija because his name is pronounced "lou-wee-jee" kek

No. 452434

>>452433
>>452430
Obviously he's Weewee but I doubt anyone at his school would've called him this

No. 452435

>>452414
nope
he was a pussy nerd that got friendzoned by tracy imo, it's not any more deep than that.
gays don't have his interests. They don't care bout birth rates or regulating pornography and the other bro stuff he'd go on about.
gays simply do not care about these types of things therefore i conclude he is not gay but just did not succeed in dating

No. 452436

>>452435
Imagine friendzoning Sexigi

No. 452437

File: 1734227927885.jpg (858.94 KB, 1179x751, 1733772073195.jpg)

here's some of his other nicknames. i like Squeej

No. 452438

>>452437
I need him so bad
>30 degrees
What does this refer to. Dick lean? I hope not.

No. 452439

>>452437
Squeej is cute.

No. 452440

>>452435
the possibility of him not succeeding in dating is crazy as fuck to me, especially when i think about how ugly all the compsci moids i know are in comparison to him

No. 452441

In emerald light, your heart does shine,
A gentle soul, forever mine.
With every leap, you lift my day,
Through haunted halls or skies of gray.
Your laughter dances, soft and sweet,
A melody that feels complete.
Through every world, through every strife,
Luigi, you’re my love, my life.

No. 452442

>>452440
Or just how ugly moids are in general like holy shit

No. 452444

>>452437
he loves dunkey my favorite youtuber theirefore i will win his hand in marriaghe

No. 452445

File: 1734228281751.gif (306.86 KB, 500x500, IMG_8457.gif)

Is Weegee being friendzoned and unsuccessful in dating evidence of the ugly male psyop…? Or nah

No. 452446

>>452437
>pepperoni
yummy
>30 degrees
keeek
>>452438
i think its a reference to his academic accomplishments

No. 452447

>>452446
Is this not a high school yearbook?

No. 452448

Do you think Weegee is cut or uncut?

No. 452450


No. 452451

>>452447
yes it looks like a high school yearbook, but i think its meant to be referring to his future plans? at least thats all i can think of kek
>>452448
i'd bet money on him being uncut

No. 452452

>>452440
>>452435
Given all his good qualities I also find that shocking. He’s more good looking than the average young guy and substantially better looking than most compsci majors. Everyone he knew who has commented on him have made him out to be a popular guy, well liked with good social skills. He had a good job and a future inheritance. We know he matched with women on Tinder too. If he’s really never had a girlfriend it’s because he didn’t want to or because he was simply too self conscious. I suppose closeted is a possibility too, which I wouldn’t mind in and of itself though it would disappoint me that a top tier dude was once again, not straight.

No. 452453

>>452440
>the possibility of him not succeeding in dating is crazy as fuck to me
idk
>went to an all-boys school since sixth grade
>went on to major in compsci
It's a small miracle that he was able to function at all in the vicinity of girls.
And he was probably only able to do that due to being from an enormous Italian family, surrounded by women all his life.
Definitely a shy-ass nerd. How did we end up here? He is truly fascinating.
I wonder how he feels, knowing that literally thousands of women are leaking for him now. And I'm quite sure someone has told him. His lawyer, inmates yelling at him, etc.

No. 452454

>>452435
Sorry anon but her "he was the only FaceTime call I would accept" and how he was her only friend she'd talk to communicates all we need to know: she had a crush on him. It's obvious if you've ever been in that position or knew someone in that position.

No. 452455

>>452453
samefagging to add that he talked about how much he struggled in college and had to work extremely hard to keep up.
And also the health issues.
I could see these things compounding so that he can't devote as much time/energy trying to date especially if it was already something that was a challenge for him

No. 452456

>>452451
Whatever, I just want to throw him over his desk in robotics and play with him and build a robot to fuck his ass
>>452453
>all boys school
Ooooh, yeah he's shy then. I want to fucking overpower and dominate him and have the most mindblowing love making on this planet earth. Such amazing crazy wet lovemaking that it cures the ongoing climate crisis because it's just so beautiful
>>452454
The question is why would you post that shit after this whole thing, it's been years, wouldn't you at least mourn quietly that your crush got caught after he killed a CEO? Why air it out?
>>452455
Soo sexy

No. 452457

>>452453
nta but him going from being a promising master in engineering to a master assassin in a matter of months makes me feel like he was MKUltra'd into killing this big fat fuck to get him out of his legal troubles

No. 452458

>>452457
I will reverse the mind manipulation with the power of love and forgiveness.

No. 452459

>>452456
>The question is why would you post that shit after this whole thing, it's been years, wouldn't you at least mourn quietly that your crush got caught after he killed a CEO? Why air it out?
It's because people in ivy league compsci are soulless network bots who want to climb ranks, in this case she climbs the rank of rando on the internet to notorious rando on the internet who knew and was besties with the based CEO killer guy, plus she used it as an opportunity to shill her business. She wants money.

No. 452460

>>452459
ntayrt but i agree with this, i've seen a lot of his friends using his crimes as an opportunity to get clicks/engagement

No. 452461

>>452453
>all boys school
What!? I know he went to a fancy high school but I didn’t know it was single sex. Uh … that makes more sense then. It’s not that you need to date in high school its that friendly contact at that critical time period is good for your social skills long term. I think he could have gotten a gf if he’d wanted (and I’m still not able to believe he could still be a virgin), but all those factors together make the lack of a gf more understandable and believable. Unless he talks about it himself though we will never really know.

No. 452462

>>452459
Poor Wigi
>>452460
Those are not friends, what the fuck. If a friend of mine vanished and went AWOL and then it turns out he assassinated someone I'd be messaging my other friends about it I would not take to social media it just seems so tasteless. The ones saying 'I knew him! He was nice' are one thing, but to post intimate group messages is just absurd. Imagine he somehow gets an interview and someone brings it up and he's like 'I don't remember who she was we hung out maybe a few times?' kek

No. 452463

>>452459
>>452460
yeah idk why so many anons surprised at this? this is how the average ivy league student behaves

No. 452465

>>452463
Because we're human, like Weegoowawa

No. 452466

>>452435
>>452440
>>452452
>she friendzoned him
bullshit. You act as if guys don't friendzone girls. She was pretty but Luigi has introvert chad standards. All the guys I liked would actively abstain from girls like her and date intelligent but introverted 6's and 7/10 girls, while actively pushing away shallow girls that might have ranked higher in attractiveness.
The conventionally hot jock extroverted chads would date the 9's and 10s but break up/divorce 90% of the time.
I know it sounds like an uggo cope but this is literally how it worked

No. 452467

>>452462
I'm telling you nona he wouldn't date her because he knew that's how she was! He liked her as a friend because she probably was at least surface level nice but he probably could tell she was trouble to go any deeper than that

No. 452468

File: 1734229485814.png (96.83 KB, 746x512, huggy.png)

>>452466
>Hotties like Ligi can prefer introverted girls
Hopefuel…

No. 452469

>>452465
>Weegoowawa
i wonder how he would feel about the amount of nicknames he's gotten
i wonder how much more his name could be mixed up

No. 452470

>>452453
>I wonder how he feels, knowing that literally thousands of women are leaking for him now.
It probably makes him nervously pee himself fuckkkkkkkkk makes me so horny

No. 452471

>>452466
Yeah, the way she is acting is incredibly unattractive. I wouldn't be surprised if he rejected her and eventually drifted away from her because of her personality.

No. 452472

>>452471
yeah like I wanna feel bad for her because she cared but the combination of her oversharing and then pics of her half naked surrounded by material bullshit makes me think she's shallow as fuck and difficult to have deep conversations with.

No. 452473

>>452472
There is nothing to feel bad about. The level of oversharing she is doing shows a clear lack of respect towards him. She just seems to be milking this event for attention. I doubt she really even thought about him until he was in the news.

No. 452474

>>452473
She is probably hoping to get on the news for an interview and drop her business on tv too huh

No. 452475

>>452448
Uncut definitely

No. 452476

>>451960
Byronic hero vibes

No. 452477

>>452462
>imagine he somehow gets an interview
omfg, i need this so bad. i need to see him answer questions gracefully and eloquently and lick his lips

No. 452478

Think about the types of girls around him. private, ivy league university over 60K per year tuition.
those girls would be very privileged just like him. and have much pressure on them to succeed and work so hard, just like him.
and maybe he just doesn't want a woman with that mindset. it's not the women's fault and im not saying i agree with that mentality.
idk just a thought
because he retweeted some stuff that could be characterized as uh, let's go with soft-trad(?)

No. 452479

>>452448
Uncut, which I like to believe explains why he isn't the typical useless, woman-hating moid since he didn't face traumatic genital mutilation as a baby.

No. 452480

>>452437
>Gi
fucking cute. my new nickname for him

No. 452483

File: 1734230524466.png (1.1 MB, 1170x1711, lindy weejee.png)

>>452478
i've kinda been waiting for someone to bring that up, he seemed to be following and interacting with some trad-adjacent accounts

No. 452484

What kind of girl he would like is not worth wondering about because it doesn't make a difference

No. 452485

>>452483
Well Elon got rid of likes just in time to prevent everyone from dissecting everything Weewawoo Mangeweewoo has ever liked.
>>452484
Exactly, he's in jail, he's America's boyfriend and everyone female cop's prison bitch now.

No. 452486

>>452484
>she doesn't try to have lore accurate fantasies
ngmi

No. 452487

>>452486
NTA it's lore accurate that he would love me so much and hold me and spoon me while we watch funny videos and play vibeo games and also kiss and have sex

No. 452488

does anyone else find it kind of insane that he can have literally any woman he wants now?

No. 452489

>>452485
>He's America's boyfriend now

Yeah that's how I see it, just have fun with it and don't stress too much

No. 452490

>>452488
You can't be real, he's in jail and will likely never be let out he can have 0 women he could ever want/not want. It sucks, free Luigi, but he will now never have love. I hope it doesn't make him sad.

No. 452491

>>452468
i once dated a handsome, tan, extroverted guy with a motorcycle. he loved my introverted, moody, pale self. i was the one who broke up with him because i could not handle his energy and how he wanted to go out every day.

No. 452492

>>452490
>he can have 0 women he could ever want/not want
eh i wouldn't speak so fast nonny, many famous criminals and prisoners were able to get married and have sex with their wives while incarcerated

No. 452493

>>452427
By psychologically a eunuch i just meant that he seems weirdly desexed and emasculated by his back injury, in one of his reddit posts about it he says he experiences “genital pain” and I think someone saying “pretty huge dick” as a joke answer isn’t the same as referring to their own genitals although it is clear he did have one….
>>452429
You understand what i mean, i think there’s obviously room for a girl to have a stupid nickname for a guy she likes but i feel like every time a friend of mine has had a retarded nickname for a guy that she actually uses for him, it’s emasculating/friendzoney towards a guy that likes her and they initially humor it because they don’t realize and then get pissy at its usage after theyve realized that the girl has no feelings for them. It’s also just so contrived and seems like she’s treating him like a pet dog. Something about their interactions shes cherry picked feels so off >>452416
Thats true but i feel like if he had roman catholic italian family he might have been embarrassed about it and realized it could have caused issues in his family, one of my best friends is a lesbian with similar circumstances and isn’t open about it at all and i only know she’s hooked up with girls because she told me about it personally and she presents as straight in her day to day life and online and even has a dating profile on normie apps to keep up appearances. I know i’m describing a very specific situation and a woman but not everyone thinks that way
>>452435
Have you never seen the leftcow threads thats all the out gay moids posted in there like te perfume nationalist care about. Granted with those moids i think its because they see straight guys they want to fuck posting about those things and pretend to care to gain proximity to them but i dont think caring about those things in a general sense is reflective of ones sexual orientation and how someone talks about them tends to reveal what they are which is why straight moids are so aggro and angry about those things, because they see it as a threat to their existence

I really hope i’m wrong and i do want to assume straight until proven gay but i feel like a lot of the logic itt feels really convenient and dating as a woman about his age has felt so hopeless recently that i am compulsively assuming the worst. one of my biggest fears recently is that i’ll fall head over heels for a guy and be with him and only to find out one way or another that he’s just using me to hide the fact that he likes guys (i’ve talked to a few guys who seemed kosher and smart and anti-porn and were normal only for them to drop that they fantasize about being with men or crossdressing but “realize it’s wrong” and i feel like men hiding that they’re a reformed coomer too far in is almost worse than them being coomers) and i might be taking those anxieties out on weegee.. but i’d rather be paranoid and wrong than optimistic and wrong

No. 452494

>>452488
No? I don't see why you'd find that insane unless you're envious of the attention he's getting from women or something.

No. 452495

>>452488
I wonder if it would go to his head. To me, I think he's fascinating as a person and I think he has/had a lot of positive qualities that I would love in a boyfriend but I'm wary that he might have changed as a person in the months leading up to the shooting. Luigi now would still be interesting but he might not be cute and cuddly anymore.

No. 452496

>>452494
i'll be honest i'm more envious of whichever lady he ends up picking kek

No. 452497

>>452493
I'd be sad if he was gay only because of what that says about straight men. Him being gay in and of itself isn't really a problem because he's behind bars, so it's not like he's accessible to me anyway.

I think Lulu is a really cute nickname for him btw

No. 452498

>>452490
You don't think he'll eventually marry anon, honestly?
NY even has conjugal visits. He has a looooong life ahead of him.
Like sure, it will be shitty and miserable and absurd.
But he doesn't have to have absolutely nothing.

No. 452499

>>452492
Key word wives, if they were married before incarceration. I feel like starting from scratch straight from the get-go is a lot harder. Let's see if it can be done
>>452493
Okay but did you really expect him to say he has dick and ball pain/penis pain I don't understand how using the word genitals makes him some sort of sexless emasculated effeminate gaybo
>>452495
I am like the opposite, I am fascinated in what Luigi could be like now as a person after disappearing. He's definitely more sexy looking than before. I wouldn't mind him being a little insane.

No. 452500

>>452496
i doubt he's going to pick just one.

No. 452501

>>452498
I hope he does. He's so young for his life to be over so soon, so it would be nice if he could still marry even if it's in a very limited fashion.

>>452500
conjugal visits are only for spouses. He would need to marry and divorce multiple times.

No. 452502

>>452501
You're fucking telling me we can't just visit him for a quick pussy lick?!

No. 452504

>>452499
if they do put him away at ADX Florence i feel like eventually he's going to start to want a female companion to talk to, eventually one of us is gonna get a chance with him

No. 452505

>>452504
Well we'll all see what happens after I send my letter to whatever address he'll be staying at

No. 452506

>>452303
no1currs

No. 452507

>>452313
integrate

No. 452508

>>452507
Hey you don't know, maybe he does listen to classic Vocaloid

No. 452509

If this post ends in a digit between 1-5 a Luigi nude/lewd will leak in 2025 if it's dubs it'll be a gay nude

No. 452510

>>452374
stop blogposting

No. 452511

>>452509
What's the difference between a nude and a gay nude; whichever prison guard is the one taking the pic/raping him?

No. 452513

ngl I'm a bit skeptical of some the claims people have made about his injuries and sexual function. We're basically going off of one person's claims and it's not Luigi's, it's his former landlord speaking through crocodile tears to promote his business. Luigi's reddit doesn't make him out to be incapable or impotent in the way a lot of people are discussing. Even the picture where it's alleged he pissed himself could be explained by the cops not allowing him to use a restroom or spilling his McDonald's drink on his lap. Maybe he really did have those issues, it doesn't matter if he did and clearly people don't care, but accepting those claims uncritically means glossing over the possibility that people are intentionally trying to humiliate him. I think it's something to keep in mind.

An example in support of my argument is Briana Boston, actually. If you look her up the only images you will find of her are her mugshot. Someone was able to get in touch with her family to set up a Gofundme for her bail, are we really supposed to expect that professional journalists with time, money and connections aren't able to get a nice family picture of her to share? That only her mugshot is circulating could be intentional, her internet presence going forward will always be associated with that image. So I don't think it's far fetched to say that there are people trying to tarnish Luigi's public perception as well.

No. 452514

>>452502
you would need to marry him first

No. 452515

>>452504
last night i was thinking about that, sending him to the same prison a lot of al-qaeda terrorists are at is insane
but i guess they want to make an example out of him. they're already laying the ground to charge him with domestic terrorism

No. 452516

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No. 452517

>>452513
Well yeah, the media tends to only use the pics of Wigi where he's getting grabbed by the neck so he's scowling, like what they did to that poor lady. There's a likely chance he had/has back pain. The landlord/friend's (he was both I guess) claims were weird and out of left field. It's where the idea that he's a le broke dick incel who only did what he did because dick no work comes from.
I think the pee theory stems from the Reddit post mentioning genital pain, and some nonnies and others extrapolated that the type of issues he faces come with incontinence. It's also amusing to subvert that attempt to humiliate him, by claiming he peed, into something sexy (it can be sexy).
>>452515
My worst fear is that he gets sent to some hellhole and abused by the inmates and guards, mostly guards. There's no way he won't be made into an example. I really don't want him getting brutalized. If they do decide to really hurt him though, he'll reach proper martyr status.

No. 452519

>>452515
it wouldn't surprise me if they do choose to put him up there, thats where a lot of domestic terrorists and high profile killers (the remaining boston bomber, ted k, el chapo, etc) are living now

No. 452520

>>452483
what the fuck is this lindy man trying to say? Can someone explain this to my boomer ass

No. 452521

>>452519
and samefag but i feel like he shouldn't be labeled as a terrorist? that feels way to extreme, considering he only killed one person and did not have any plans or intentions to kill other innocent people

No. 452522

>>452517
it's scary. i remember a couple years ago, dzhokhar, the boston marathon bomber wasn't able to get in contact with anyone and iirc, they didn't even let him get his commissary money and would only let him shower twice? a week, i don't want weeegee to suffer the same fate
>>452519
yeah, they shouldn't even send him there, they killed and injured a shit ton of people. he only targeted that fat retard
>>452520
i have no idea, most of the shit lindy says doesn't even compute to me, it always reads as pure schizo babble but his male groupies swear he's some genius

No. 452524

>>452497
Me too … I really really don’t want him to be gay and i have no intention of going after him like some nonas because i dont care to fight over a boy as i just dont have the stamina to do anything besides give up and accept that someone willing to do more to go after someone probably deserves them more than me but if he ends up being gay I am just going to be volcel forever because if he cant be the one straight normal sweet cute guy there probably aren’t any at all and i would rather give up on love than spend time trying to find hay in a needlestack..
>>452499
He’s obviously very articulate and could have said scrotal or phallic pain. I dont want to overreach and i dont think hes gay for saying that but its very nonmoidish/scrotey because scrotes usually love talking about their cock and balls and whatever, but it makes him seem depersonalized from moidishness which isn’t normal

No. 452525

>>452520
He's one of those lifestyle guru grifters that moids flock to. He's just trying to capitalize on the situation.

No. 452527

>>452524
Don't be so negative anon, desirable women aren't supposed to fight over men so that could just be your natural aversion to lowering your status. Occasionally the heavens will bless the earth with a man like Luigi, which is why his wives get along so harmoniously. So really it just means you haven't been porn-brained by society which should appeal to Luigi right off the bat. Unless you're a total uggo or opportunistic Tracy type

No. 452532

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>5’10
>135 lbs
From his mom reporting him missing I guess the surgery did shrink him an inch

No. 452534

>>452532
Was he a hungry skeleton or was his mom bad with numbers?

No. 452535

>>452534
I think his health issues probably did a number on his appetite and caused him to lose weight. He was a lot more muscular in the past.

No. 452536

>>452532
>masters in science and engineering working at a car rental place
does this sound weird to anyone else?

No. 452537

>>452536
I mean if he was working at the counter or detailing the cars or something kek
that would be questionable.
he was working remote doing backend tech stuff for the company. seems respectable enough

No. 452538

>>452483
Nta but not surprising, Italian American families are extremely conservative and staunch republicans

No. 452539

>>452536
The time period of his disappearance and leading up this his disappearance isn’t well understood. We don’t know what job role he had at that employment, if it wasn’t a great one I’m assuming he was an unlucky casualty of the tech industry layoffs, it’s been a bad year for tech layoffs.

No. 452540

>>452532
True Car laid off 24% of their workforce in Summer 2023 and I'm guessing many of those workers were tech. Like a lot of companies I'm sure they expanded tech positions during covid and after the pandemic let a lot of people go. Many such cases.
I wonder if Luigi was laid off at this time?
The lease for the corporate HQ was terminated in June 2024…
What I'm getting at is that it seems he hasn't been close to his family in a long time OR has been lying to them about what he's been up to. His mom tried to reach him and didn't even know the company had been shut down?
He's so mysterious.

No. 452542

>>452540
If he’d been laid off he might have been too embarrassed to tell his family. Tech isn’t doing too hot right now, at least not from the perspective of applicants. He graduated 2020 didn’t he? That was a good year to graduate into tech and by now he’d be 3/4 YOE, so he wouldn’t be as bad off as brand new grads but he wouldn’t be a hot ticket for head hunters either. I could believe that he was laid off and stressed about finding a new job especially since he was aging out of being able to stay on his parent’s health insurance. People will say that he wouldn’t have worried about that since his family is wealthy but maybe he didn’t like asking for handouts from them.

Wouldnt surprise me if 2024 was a bad year for him emotionally.

No. 452544

>>452540
From what his mom said he was still there in July 2024, seems like he quit rather than got laid off. He probably took an offer that was lucky to have him rather than go prestige hunting so he could do the digital nomad thing in Hawaii

No. 452545

>>452544
Wasn’t Hawaii in 2022?

No. 452546

I’m not usually an I can save him type but I feel like this wouldn’t have happened if he had a nice supportive girlfriend (me) to talk him down like yeah it’s a great cause but we could’ve had a nice life together

No. 452547

>>452542
If this is true, than his mental breakdown makes a lot of sense. I have an uncle who was a engineer who got laid off from work, instead of coming back home, he just went across the united states on a bike having a mental break down and refused to talk to anybody for a year… he really didn't have to do that. Unfortunately, my uncle wasn't based enough to have some grand plan like our boy lulu did, so fuck him.

No. 452548

>>452545
He worked at TrueCar for 4 years total according to his LinkedIn

No. 452549

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>>452520
So theoretically “the lindy effect” just has to do with perceived timelessness. Wikipedia’s description says “the Lindy effect proposes the longer a period something has survived to exist or be used in the present, the longer its remaining life expectancy”. It’s kind of hard to explain without using examples so for one example, books—books have been used for centuries and despite technology adapting to make them borderline obsolete, they are still used constantly. Books are “lindy”. Going off of that same tangent, look at kindles/nooks/KOBOs, which proportionately to books haven’t existed nearly as long, meaning the chance of people still making and using them en-masse in a century is pretty unlikely but books will probably still exist.

Lindyman and his circle kind of just took the term and ran with it and don’t really use it correctly. “Being lindy” to him and his circle doesn’t mean anything specific it’s just aloofness to anything that’s normalized or seen as acceptable without leaning into contrarianism because displaying contrarianism would be caring too much. Its pretty apparent that his logic functions based on contrarianism though

What lindyman is saying is that weegee cared too much about being rational and sensible and sensitive to the world aronud him to “be lindy” which is really just a roundabout way of calling him uncool. So basically what is happening is an old man is calling a young guy who followed him lame for not being invested in or devoted to his dogma of aloofness
>>452527
Thank you nona… I just really do not care to fight over guys ever because no man could truly ever be worth it as even if I were to fight and win there is no guaranteeing he would stay worth it no matter who he is. I just want the perfect nigel to land in my lap and maybe it will happen eventually after all of the loser zoomers moids have realized they are worthless and either commit mass suicide or reform their ways
>>452536
He was a data engineer there for 4 years, presumably remote given he was living in hawaii. Theres people that work for mcdonalds or walmart doing similar things also it isnt car rental it’s just a dealership search engine
>>452542
I’m not convinced he was laid off because he’d been through two promotions but i don’t work in tech so my perspective is meaningless. I have seen a lot of people tinfoiling that he was laid off but i feel like that’s just an attempt to assign meaning to when he decided to do it and i feel like if he was laid off and that prompted it it was not because he felt jilted or vulnerable but just because he now had more time to spare and plan

No. 452550

>>452548
He was working for them remote the whole time then. I just double checked and he was in Hawaii in 2022 not 2024.

No. 452551

>>452546
selfish… he said it himself that it had to be done! it was for the greater good

No. 452552

>>452549
I work in tech and I don’t think it’s likely he was laid off either, in terms of the cs job market he’s out of truecar’s “league”, even with covid factored in. They probably laid off front end people the most, his specialities were probably important to whatever search/recommendation thing they have going on

No. 452554

>>452551
I really hope there’s some big legislative changes and riots otherwise his sacrifice is just a footnote. Although there are lots of people saying they got their claims suddenly approved and there’s that one couple that got $100k forgiven so that’s something

No. 452555

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>>452352
>She just wants to rape him and then let him get locked up forever so nobody else can have him
You joke, but I just saw on tiktok that this woman, his new hotshot attorney, is married to… Diddy's attorney.
I don't like her
I want purple paisley tie man back

No. 452556

>>452549
Picrel made me horny for some reason

No. 452558

>>452555
I like Thomas a lot. It's refreshing to see him not bend over to the media's bullshit

No. 452560

>>452532
He is NOT 135.
He's 150 MINIMUM. 135 on 5'10 is scrawny as shit. Most supermodels weigh like 10-20 lbs less than that

No. 452561

Fanfiction nonnie.. Come back. ao3 is so ass. Please

No. 452562

>>452549
>So basically what is happening is an old man is calling a young guy who followed him lame for not being invested in or devoted to his dogma of aloofness
Doesn't sound very "Lindy" of him.

No. 452563

>>452555
>>452558
I think the only reason Thomas cant be the lawyer is because of the state? Correct me if I'm wrong though.

No. 452564

>>452555
ugh i loved Tom's fashion sense too

No. 452565

>>452554
I will fight for luigi! I was gonna pay for his sisterwife to be freed and I will take to the streets! Not just for wee wee but for everyone who has been and will be fucked over by healthcare! I'm gonna do it for the people I love!

No. 452566

>>452565
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH I need to stop calling it healthcare! It's health INSURANCE. They don't fucking care about peoples health at ALL

No. 452567

>>452448
Circumcision is extremely uncommon in Italy and I think italian-americans are the same

No. 452568

>>452567
I've always hated circumcision.
I actually lost a really long friendship with a jewish girl because I told her that infant circumcision is barbaric and should be illegal. It pisses me off when scrots think all women like mutilated cock.

No. 452569

>>452566
It shouldn't be called insurance either considering they fight tooth and nail when it's time to hold up their half of the deal

No. 452570

>>452569
True it should be called a scam

No. 452571

I want his veiny, large, pink and brown ombre, uncut, and mushroom sized penis.

No. 452572

>>452571
It'd probably feel so heavy in your hand

No. 452574

>>452568
uncut dicks are top tier. cut dicks aren't as cute and are less sensitive. foreskin is so sexy.

No. 452575

>>452571
I imagine it less brown and more a deep olive. It's tanned, not black.
I do imagine its got a nice girth, not too girthy. I also don't think its TURBO veiny, just a couple major veins but over all quite smooth. The glans would be pretty average. Not too bulbous or protruding, cute when the foreskin his half sheathed.
The balls are something I struggle to imagine. I'm not too much of a balls gal but I'm not too picky. Maybe a bit asymmetrical like his face but still easy on the eyes. Not as hairy as you might think, most of the pubes would reside at the base of the shaft, but again, not as hairy as you think, he might even trim them from time to time.
Balls are FULL. I feel like Luigi neglects himself, maybe masturbating once a week because it hurts his back to cum.

N…Not that I think about it or anything….

No. 452577

>>452575
He probably hasn't masturbated for atleast a month if he's been planning the killing, on the run, and dealing with the police. Imagine the ropes of cum he has built up right now

No. 452579

The nonas are sending luigi their horny psychic energy. Luigi is finally comfortable enough in his cell to relieve himself tonight.
He's been struggling to sleep anyways.

No. 452580

>>452579
He cranks one out and then falls right asleep. Cute!

No. 452583

I wonder when he cums does he make those grunting noises or is he more of a quivering moaning guy

No. 452585

>>452583
Quivering and moaning. But he might try to grunt in prison to seem more manly

No. 452586

>452579
>>452585
Pretty much. This is why the thread winds down at the same time every night in his time zone

No. 452587

can't stop thinking about burying my face on his stomach and i feel ill

No. 452588

>>452587
Been NOT thinking about him unbuttoning his prison jumpsuit, pulling up his shirt, and cumming on himself. All over his smooth pecs and fuzzy abs.
Not thinking about that at all.

No. 452589

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>>452588
I want to WATCH!

No. 452590

>>452358
His lips are perfect. I don't think I'll ever get over this picture. He is so fuckable, he's the type to be too scared to say no during sex.

No. 452597

the gay speculation reminded me of why i don't want to risk jail or death, because once it happens there's gonna be so much bullshit said by people who barely knew me kek. sometimes it already happens now irl.
>>452524
there's plenty of gay men who talk about their junk in moidish explict ways and do other typical moidisms, i don't think that's enough evidence tbh

No. 452598

>>452597
I mean the thing with Luigi is that he's a celebrity now. He's hot and he (allegedly) killed someone no one fucking liked. If he made a famous song or acted in some movie that became big same shit would happen.

As for the gay shit idc either way. I'm a yume-fujo. I win every time.
Either he's falls in love with a pretty but tough as nails female prison guard who tries to help him out however she can (this includes sneaking in conjugal) or he's going to date an inmate who is equally handsome and will protect him and gently and consensually make love to him.
I just can't get behind the idea of Luigi getting raped/hurt. It upsets me to think about it. He deserves to be loved. I hope that he is treated like a king no matter where he ends up.

No. 452599

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i would actually rather luigi be gay so that i can stop obsessing over him and simply platonically appreciate his actions

No. 452600

>>452599
would you fuck him so hard that you break the screws in his back?

No. 452603

I feel like this thread is full of husbandofags, yeah? Luigi is seriously the only 3D moid I've ever fantasized about like this… surely I'm not alone here. What's the science behind this guy attracting women who don't even like his kind? Why is he so powerful?

No. 452605

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>>452600
i would be extremely gentle with him but it would be very hard not to do that. i don't want to hurt my sweet boy. maybe if i cracked his back and massaged him enough it could hurt less and i could ride him rough

No. 452608

>>452599
Imagine some time after being sentenced to a New York penitentiary for the murder of the UnitedHealth CEO, footage of Luigi with an equally pretty boy showing up in tabloids.
Maybe some young blonde guy, someone with a lighter complexion and similar build to our famous assassin. Like Luigi, he's built for the female gaze.
They are laughing together, one's arm is playfully draped around the others shoulder. The viewer of the image can't help but feel like there's something unspoken between the two, but just like with Luigi's social media, it's as ambiguous as it is telling.

Turns out this stranger is in prison for something similar. Maybe he killed a pimp. Maybe he killed someone who molested his sister. Both of them are altruistic and respect women. Maybe both of them are bi curious.

Luigi's new friend has been in prison for a while. Even though blondie is bisexual he never thought he'd actually have feelings for another man. He's a good fighter and has managed to keep himself and many others safe on the inside. As someone who has a special hatred for sexual deviancy, he makes it his mission to not tolerate rape. It's gotten him in trouble a lot, but he believes solitary is worth protecting his fellow man.

His friendship with Luigi starts out no different, he wants to protect this sheltered rich boy from the horrors within the system. He takes Luigi under his wing, shows him how to stand up for himself and how to act. They form a close bond.
Naturally, Luigi is so well behaved he's able to get favors. One of which is getting his new best friend as a cell mate. Prison, for the most part, turns out not as bad as Luigi expected. In some ways, he's able to have more profound and real connections with people than when he was in University or at his IT job. Despite coming from a completely different world than the prep school valedictorian, his new friend actually has a lot in common with him on an intellectual level. Luigi starts to feel less alone in his unquenchable desire to help make the world a better place for everyone.

One night they are talking. Girls are brought up. Both of them talk about how they struggled to find 'the one'. Luigi's friend mostly struggled with a combination of shyness and the fact that he was barely an adult when killed the pimp/chomo. They both talk about how much they wanted to find true love. Hollow sex never appealed to either of them. They wanted to build a deep connection that went beyond words. That way, the first time could be remembered for the rest of their life.

A spark ignites between the two cellmates, they both know it. They both know the other feels it too. But they don't act on it other than sharing a long silent moment of prolonged eye contact which awkwardly breaks as they swiftly change the topic. They both struggle to sleep that night. Neither know how to handle this newfound information. Neither had ever expected to find this feeling in such a cold, heartless place….

No. 452613

>>452603
Turns out all you gotta do is kill an evil CEO

No. 452614

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>>452603
it's because he did the most manly, powerful and alpha thing ever, which is kill another man, but he also did it for a good cause rather than being insane/having a lust for murder. he appeals to just about everyone.

No. 452615

>>452603
>closest real life equivalent to the byronic hero archetype
>has a fuckton of husbando material traits going by the articles and friends/classmates anecdotes
>appeals to multiple different fetishes
>the DDD bullets feel like something out of an anime

No. 452627

>>452614
I already loved him before he got caught but somehow he only keeps getting better, it's crazy

No. 452629

>>452583
I just know he's a quivering moaning slut…. I bet he would love to be petted and called a good boy afterwards

No. 452630

Almost forgot the biggest, undeniable proof of his straightness: reading a book on how to make women coom. now why would a "gay" man read that hmmm? He clearly wants to learn some (mouth and hand) techniques to get around his potential dick problem

No. 452631

>>452630
how do you know he read that?

also
>actually studies how to pleasure females
omg he must be so good in bed, imagine having his tongue burried in you with his hands in cuffs or something…

No. 452632

>>452288
I wish I knew what to write but I actually respect him too much I feel like nothing I could say would be worth it

No. 452633

>>452631
Allegedly he had "Come as you are" on his goodreads list

No. 452634

>>451696
his side profile is actually majestic

No. 452637

>>452631
>>452633
It's killing me because I tried to find an archived version of his to-read list but it's just a blank page. Seems like only the profile page + his favorites shelf were saved
https://web.archive.org/web/20241209191348/https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/55354261-luigi-mangione

Or maybe I'm just wayback machine illiterate. I really wanted to confirm the sex book as a win for the Luvgi wiwes…

No. 452641

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No. 452642

>>452641
Nonaaaaaaaa thank you for the receipts! So he's truly for the girlies

No. 452643

>>452642
indeed, nonita. i don’t believe the gay propaganda at ALL

No. 452644

>>452495
Same, Weewee has obviously had some kind of severe breakdown in the months leading up to being arrested. I do worry there's nothing left of the guy we've seen on his socials and he even looks different especially physically, he's lost most of his muscle mass and doesn't seem to care as much about his appearance as he did (that's ok tho longer hair suits him better). Just hoping they play on his public facing personality during the trial and that his brain hasn't been fried too much

No. 452646

>>452637
he seemslike such an interesting person to talk to omg..
he's so cool for real.

No. 452647

Anyone know what he's saying there?

No. 452650

he must be so sad and alone in his cell

No. 452652

That one anon talking about beatlemania was right, the screams are wild kek

No. 452654

>>452652
I wanna join that party, I would be among my people kek

No. 452659


No. 452660

>>452603
I never thought I would become a husbandofag for a 3D moid either. Those early photos of him smiling at the hostel worker did something to me though.

No. 452663

I hope he likes latinas so I can imagine having a chance with him

No. 452665

>>452644
It makes him more mysterious and sexy

No. 452669

I want you bite various parts of him. I wonder how he would react if I bit too hard

No. 452671

>>452374
>>452663
dw Lulu is a dream manifested to life, he adores and appreciates all women who want him. He'll be in awe of you and your beauty, waiting to please and serve

No. 452677

The news not really reporting on what he's doing in jail and what the next steps for his trial are are trying to quell the excitement regarding the whole event. The more they report on him, positive or negative, the more people pay attention. They'll probably only reveal him when they can make an example out of him.
Mark my words, they will rough him up behind the scenes so when they reveal him next he'll look rough/crazy

No. 452678

>>452659
Luigi-core

No. 452679

Not once has anyone explained to me what happened with his health. So, he didn't need spine surgery, but he insisted that he gets it. Insurance, presumably, paid for it. Then he didn't like the surgery?

No. 452680

>>452679
I don't think we know for sure. I think he needed the back surgery, he had a dislocated disc. I don't know if the surgery was successful; maybe it was at first. He peed himself to get pain killers or something. See here:
>>452641
Book about back pain, and a lot of books as well about managing mental health and mind over matter type of stuff.
>>452647
>this is completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the American people- and the lived experience!

No. 452682

>>452663
Also latina, just increase your catholic stats, and you can also nab your Italiano like my aunt did, difference is that Luigi isn't a Neo-liberal corporate bootlicker

No. 452683

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No. 452687

>>452683
I feel like I saw this on AO3

No. 452688

I wish men like weegee existed irl…I know he would never ask for anal like the pornbrained retards infesting the dating pool, I'm so sad nonas

No. 452689

>>452170
>he went to the adult section in donki and saw all the weird as hell sex toys there
>he got so embarrassed seeing this that he now wants to wage war against tenga
kek the mental image I just had right now

No. 452690

>>452688
He definitely has emotional intelligence and that is so rare

No. 452693

>>452245
He doesn't look Algerian. I wish Algerian men looked more like him but all north African men hate their curly hair and drown themselves in hair gel, and almost none of them have their foreskin intact.

No. 452694

Call me a depraved handmaiden but I would still let weeweepie commit anorectal violence upon me if he asked. I feel like he would be appreciative of the sacrifice and be generous

No. 452695

>>452694
Girl… he would never hurt you in this way.

No. 452700

>>452170
He is not a porn brained moid, how come he can get so close to perfection?
I wonder what is his opinion over anime and hentai

No. 452701

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Sage cuz no1curr but the medias coverage of this is hilarious. Im so glad the mainstream media is dying along with their retarded boomer viewers. Im not even clicking this obvious ragebait.

No. 452703

Sorry for spoonfeed but Have there been any protest or anything yet? Whenever i search for it on google or youtube its just videos or articles from the mainstream media that isnt even what i searched. I feel like there are but the mainstream media and even social media has made it super obvious they are suppressing certain things.

No. 452704

>>452679
He had a back problem which got exacerbated by surfing. He seems like the active and body conscious type so I think he pushed for surgery because he wanted to get back to work out and being active. I don't think he did anything wrong but surgery often doesn't help it and can make it worse

No. 452705

>>452701
Based quote marks around the word killer

No. 452707

>>452695
but what he begged for it…on his knees.. with tears in his beautiful eyes..he would be so ashamed of his own base desires but wants you desperately…holding you and sweetly murmuring that he would never hurt you and how good he's going to make you feel….what then

No. 452708

>>452703
I have been wondering this myself. I am surprised there has been nothing in my area and I live in one of the largest metropolitan zones in the US.

No. 452709

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>>452701
I love when articles use provocative words like "sick" and "heinous" in a desperate attempt to shift public opinion. Cute. Get fucked.

No. 452711

>>452705
They legally all have to do this but yes

No. 452712

>>452707
Then I would tell him if it feels so good I can fuck his ass and I would so hard his back screws come lose

No. 452713

>>452707
cringe

No. 452714

nonas please start posting more weegee headcanons about what he would be like in bed i genuinely can't wrap my head around him

No. 452717

>>452714
Moaning, attentive, silly, a lil' shy, trying hard not to piss himself

No. 452720

I wonder what his kinks are and before you come at me every moid has something they act shy about and then spring it on you at the most inopportune times

No. 452721

>>452701
>sick chants
I saw the interview
They say "free luigi" and that his conditions suck.
It was the weirdest fucking interview that the guys saw on their prison TV news and tbh the jailscrots sounded no different than non jail scrots. But he's in a holding cell not prison-prison.
The newscaster lady just asked if wee wee had TV and there was a mass screaming of "NO!"

No. 452722

>>452707
I… I just can't see weewee into anal.
But you know if he really wanted to I'd let him lick my ass. But only if he let me finger his.

No. 452723

>>452720
Tickling until he pisses himself.

No. 452725

and what if i said i wanted him to ravish me like a starving animal

No. 452726

>>452725
He prob eats pussy like a starving animal, yeah

No. 452731

>>452707
Anal is not a base desire and even if my beloved weeweegi wanted that I'd kick him out

No. 452732

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>>452731
Maybe she meant base as in the lowest of the low… why would she ever think Wigi would be so depraved

No. 452733

>>452683
kekkkk wtf

No. 452734

>>452683
he's even got the scrotes writing fanfiction. powerful

No. 452735

>>452707
this post is cringe but if you want a real answer I would finger his anus roughly and not return the favor, sorry not sorry

No. 452737

>>452652
does anyone have the full size version of that blue body paint photo?

No. 452738

>>452683
This is somehow less nonsensical than the usual "here's why I hired a man who was 30 minutes late to our job interview" posts on Linkedin.

No. 452739

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>>452700
He prob hates hentai

No. 452740

>>452739
Oh I love that pee picture with my life. I need him so bad

No. 452742

File: 1734286926821.jpg (358.84 KB, 1080x1012, 1000019092.jpg)

He can't be real, too perfect

No. 452743

>>452739
weegee would be a legend of the galactic heroes chad

No. 452748


No. 452751

I want his to-do list and diary-like written works from when he was AWOL to be released to the public

No. 452752

Made apple brownies and all I could think about is what his favorite dessert was

No. 452756

>>452742
how did his roomate manage to not fuck him
imagine seeing him walking around in boxers in the living room on a lazy day

No. 452757

>>452752
Ooooh good question… hmm… cheese danish I don't fucking know. No clue.

No. 452758

>>452752
maybe gelato? or tiramisu considering he's italian keek

No. 452760

>>452752
Cannoli

No. 452761

>>452760
Fuck, cannolis are so good. Imagine him taking you on a date to an Italian restaurant with the best homemade cannolis.

No. 452762

god he's way sexier now.
I was turned off by that photo of him hiking, with those cut-yet-bulging abs muscles. meh. that pic mustve been taken when he was at peak gymbro
he had clearly ended his gym fag era by the time he was arrested.
His body looks leaned out and lanky
mmmm
he let his hair grow out.
yisss
he is so much hotter this way. before he had a nice smile. nice teeth, that's it. now he's insanely hot
i wonder if he used to shave his chest and arms. probably. and he def would've stopped by now
hnnnnnng

No. 452763

>>452756
God this is making me feel insane,I would’ve been all over him if I were her

No. 452765

When are we going to be able to see him again?

No. 452766

>>452752
Tiramisu! Also I bet he likes Asian desserts too like matcha cookies, banana milk and manju. My headcanon is that he loves bubble tea
>>452742
>>452739
He is so perfect. All moids should strive to be like him. The world would 100% better

No. 452767

>>452762
AI videos are getting spooky

No. 452769

>>452765
maybe in a few weeks, i know the trial for the actual murder itself won't start for a few years because thats usually how it is but we might see him be moved to a different prison?

No. 452772

>>452769
I want to see him everyday. I don’t want to wait a few years… what if the media suppresses all news of him. What if the guards physically abuse him or neglect him!

No. 452773

>>452765
he has hearings pertaining to extradition at the end of the month, two weeks from now.
but if he decides to waive extradition, he could be seen before then

No. 452776

File: 1734291044547.jpg (292.64 KB, 1080x988, Screenshot_20241215_213011_Chr…)

HAHAHA

No. 452777

>>452776
KEK at the autism sticker ratings

No. 452778

>>452776
>murdered 100 babies with a rusty spoon
that just would've made him even more attractive to his lolcow fangirls keeek

No. 452780

>>452776
So envious,I bet they wish the shooter was some grossslob so they can feel good about themselves and not see that women want men who take care of themselves

No. 452781

>>452776
If he were the type of guy to kill babies with a rusty spoon he wouldn’t be sexy, simple as

No. 452782

>>452776
Kek sounds like the anons outside this thread

No. 452784

>>452782
The anons saying he’s the average moid make me jealous because in what world is this average.

No. 452785

>>452652
This is so pathetic. I would've screamed louder

No. 452786

>>452784
He’s an average looking DL gay man.

No. 452787

>>452776
Kek he didn't get the reaction he wanted

No. 452788

>>451960
why did men with this type of hair stopped existing. I swear they are everywhere in 70s and 80s movies then POOF.

No. 452789

>>452786
Well he's straight so that's already leagues above-average

No. 452790

>>452786
we debunked this already
>>452641

No. 452791

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>>452756
>>452763
They weren't truly roommates to be fair, the original post on Xiaohongshu said they lived in the same Surfbreak housing for remote workers

No. 452792

>>452139
>>452133
insane how he mogs literally every moid he's next to

No. 452793

>>452776
kiwifags dont be retarded seething scrotes challenge: unpossible

No. 452795

i think about him crafting all sorts of contraptions he'd watch you use when he's is in too much pain for proper sex hhhhhh

No. 452796

>>452414
>being cute shy nerd is being gay now
you are the reason men roid out and punch walls, fuck off and leave my sensitive prince alone

No. 452797

>>452791
He looks like such a cutie patootie in this picture why can't I have him
I want to give him little pecks all over his qt pie face, squeeze his cheeks, bite his nose and hug him tightly

No. 452798

>>452797
It's seriously my favorite picture of him. I want to pepper his jawline with kisses and feel his stubble poking my lips

No. 452799

>>452776
That thread seriously has some mental midgets. At least they're being called out for their retardation.

No. 452800

>>452798
>>452797
I like the pics of him post-killing because you can see the pain and emotion in his eyes. And he kind of looks sexy in that prison jumpsuit- not color-wise though, he doesn't look good in neon orange.

No. 452802

>>452776
>On one hand, healthcare CEOs are fucking society over on a mass scale and this was long overdue
>But on the other hand, it makes me aggy when women on the internet say he's kind of cute
Retardation.

No. 452804

I fucked up my neck yesterday and I now understand Luigi better than ever ahhh I'm getting radicalized ahhh I'm gonna (call in sick).

If I'm not fully better by tomorrow I'm getting a doctor's note. No I DO NOT feel bad make everyone else do the heavy lifting. I sprained a muscle in my neck from heavy lifting at work once before many years ago so this is sadly familiar.

No. 452806

>>452776
I'm tired of this shit. I think serial killers are fucking horrible and I'm scared of them. It doesn't matter how they look. The only serial killer I ever felt was justified in their actions was aileen wournos and that's because she killed people who raped women for money.

Luigi killing the united health insurance ceo was done to save lives. Now these companies can't be as bold about new regulations to further fuck over the customers they forced into their awful system.

This isn't like a serial killer who just gets off on terrorizing innocent people at all. If Luigi was somehow 10x hotter than he is now and killed even one innocent child I would want him to get raped to death in prison.

How are moids so God damn fucking retarded I cannot wrap my head around it.

No. 452809

>>452806
They bring up Ted Bundy as if he was even attractive

No. 452810

>>452806
They're just seething over how handsome Luigi is and grasping at any straws to try to make the women who admire him look bad. It's pathetic and typical of coping low-value moids.

No. 452811

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they can never make me hate you my sweet italian prince

No. 452812

>>452811
Gonna pretend I took this picture during one of our dates now, thank you

No. 452813

>>452809
If I was judging him solely on his looks and didn't know he was a fucking monster who I'm glad fried and is in hell where he belongs: Ted Bundy is mid, and his unibrow game was weak.
Also imo the people who sadistically murder innocents have a kind of demonic aura to them that I find off-putting.

No. 452814

>>452813
Bundy also had some creepy, soulless-looking eyes and no photos of him being cute, social, and happy, unlike Luigi.

No. 452815

>>452751
>I want his to-do list and diary-like written works from when he was AWOL to be released to the public
I want to see every word of his writings no matter what they are.
But, that will never happen because they don't want people to know his strategies and potentially incorporate them.

No. 452817

>>452813
Ted Bundy (and Richard Ramirez btw) had terrible teeth. If there were more pictures of them showing their teeth they wouldn't have had as many fangirls

No. 452818

>>452811

pov: luigi took the day off from work to take you out on a date. he smiles at you and says how beautiful you are…

No. 452819

>>452811
I can't get over how big his hands are

No. 452820

>>452819
Big hands + big nose = massive penor

No. 452821

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another weegee pic

No. 452822

>>452821
Based seltzer drinker but you can tell he's bougie because it's la crap. All the bougie kids drink la crap. I would have thrown that can into the garbage and raped him on that beach.

No. 452823

>>452811
I swear to god he looks so submissive

No. 452824

kiss kiss fall in love

No. 452825

>>452806
honestly i wouldn't have looked twice at luigi if he didn't show he is an angel on earth through his actions
like sure he's very good looking but not the kind that'd make me turn head on the street

No. 452826

>>452821
jesus christ look how tiny that can looks in his haaaaaaand

No. 452827

Yeah I dont know why but he's hotter post-mental breakdown

No. 452828

This just solidified that I'm never losing my virginity because why would I have sex with anyone who isn't him..

No. 452829

Do we know how tall Weegee is?

No. 452830

>>452827
His hair looks a bit longer which I think it looks more attractive. I like seeing him happy in the old pics though.

No. 452831

>>452829
Somewhere between 5'10'' - 6'2'', the missing poster his mom made had his height at 5'10'' but also his weight at 135 so she probably underestimated both his height and weight

No. 452833

>>452828
Imagine : you become his prison wife through extensive penpalling, and after a while he tells you his manly needs have to be met and he is going crazy thinking about you, so bad that he managed to get the guards to arrange a conjugal visit. Your reaction?

No. 452835

>>452830
I like seeing him happy but there's something so sexy about his troubled but passionate look, imagine all of the interesting world-defining things he's thinking about right now. Imagine the mental torture he went through wandering alone leading up to the grand event. Martyrs are sexy.

No. 452836

>>452833
Have beastly sex with him until his dick cums dust

No. 452837

File: 1734296293738.gif (555.25 KB, 165x128, On my way!.gif)

>>452833
NTA but im getting there first get out the fucking way

No. 452838

I want to lie on top of him so bad and just feel his massive cock pulsating warmly and friendly. I bet his prison jumpsuit feels kind of nice. You think they feel like scrubs?

No. 452839

>>452835
So true. I feel like that tragic aspect of his life story just makes me feel so much more for him. I just hope that he some day is free and happy.

No. 452840

File: 1734296747108.jpg (47.44 KB, 600x800, img.jpg)

you nonnies aren't thinking big picture enough here. think of the advances in science and medicine. where there's a will there's a way.

No. 452841

>>452840
This is the single funniest image I have ever seen in my life

No. 452842

>>452838
Hospitals definitely use a higher quality fabric and it's probably thicker. So you should be able to feel his precum leaking through them almost instantly, yes

No. 452843

>>452840
Please delete this
>>452842
Holy shit

No. 452844

>>452784
Fuck… I wish wee wee was the average moid. If we were feminism would have never needed to be invented because there would have never been a need for it.
No porn and no prostitution, no coomer anime, all moids would be sexy, smart, empathetic, woman respecting Italian stallions, wanting to eat they pussy and make them cum….

It's not fair nonas…

No. 452845

>>452817
Richard Ramirez is why I own firearms. The only girls who actually want to fuck serial killers are severely mentally ill. They are the female equivalent to moids who fuck corpses and dogs.

No. 452846

>>452831
>Luigi's boymom lying about his height and weight because she is too protective of her hot son

No. 452847

>>452846
They were busy looking for a child and missed the giant chad

No. 452848

>>452845
i don't think there would ever be a female equivalent of rapeapes that commit such atrocities towards animals, but i do agree with your former statement. i have never met a fully functioning hybristophiliac before

No. 452851

>>452833
I’m making sure there’s nothing left in those balls

No. 452852

>>452848
yep! And the serial killer shit is a huge fucking projection. There was some girl who murdered her ex and because she was hot all the scrots were into her.
And lets not forget the moid tone deafness which occurs every time a female teacher molests/rapes her male students.
Everything they say is a fucking projection.
Also scrots worship murderers all the time. They always admire soldiers, mercenaries, hitmen and assassins and shit ALL THE TIME.

I hope wee wee writes a book with a chapter shaming moids for their hypocrisy. I feel like he was exposed to a lot of locker room talk in his all boys prep school and his fraternity and it made him cringe.

No. 452854

>>452170
>traditional Japanese culture
BOOOOORING! Not to mention work culture+Japanese moids being japanese moids is more to blame over stupid shit like maid cafes and conveyor belt sushi
aside from that though, this whole thread has me smiling politely and nodding since I don't get the appeal of this guy at all but if it makes nonnies happy then that works.

No. 452855

>>452854
Nta, what's wrong with conveyor belt sushi? Is there more to it than it being a food service in restaurants?

No. 452856

>>452855
He's saying the issue is that there's no communication with other humans involved.

No. 452857

>>452855
Weegee believes Japan needs to facilitate more human interactions, and conveyor belt sushi makes servers and waiters obsolete.

No. 452858

>>452855
it think luigi's point was that it removes human interaction, and the whole reason for that bullet point is that he's gunning for more of it

No. 452860

>>452776
Even when moids agree with his actions they still find ways to put their own kind down and make up scenarios to seethe at. Just because Luigi isn't misogynistic, and they can't take it when women are open about their sexual desires

No. 452861

>>452854
That tweet is definitely his stupidest take. Yeah, Japanese society has its issues but pinning it on things like sex toys being sold at Donki is pretty dumb and makes him look like a massive dork. I forgive him for it though kek.

No. 452863

>>452861
Imagine his cute innocent shock when he sees realistic human asses and pussies on display, along with gigantic neon green cocks.

No. 452864

Luigi is hot and all that but he's wrong about the convoyer belt sushi restaurants, they need to stay.

>>452861
Some of the sex toys look so silly or weird I get his reaction. When I saw this section of one of the store with a friend we were laughing about how some of them looked like torture devices.

No. 452865

>>452861
He has a point though, no? Even in America I think it's fucking weird how sex toys are available in fucking CVS for any kid to just stumble upon. I seriously cannot remember if it was always like this.

No. 452866

>>452865
Imagine the ones in Japan. At least in Wal-Mart they are behind glass (like everything is now kek) and have really vague names like 'man's ribbed massager', in Japan in the 7/11 there's just Hentai.

No. 452867

>>452865
I mean they sell guns at Walmart in some places in the US so is it really that different from selling sex toys?

No. 452868

>>452865
It just makes for a clumsy argument for me because of how absurd some of those sex toys are. I just imagine him seeing an onahole package at Donki with a generic sexy anime girl on it and blaming that for being a major factor in Japan's societal ills kek.

No. 452870

>>452868
He usually retweets stuff, maybe this was his first try at an intellectual tweet of his own. He should've studied more, clearly the onaholes didn't come from nowhere.

No. 452871

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>>452861
Nah I agree with his take. Coomer culture and their anti social nature turns japanese people into soulless robots who just lock themselves away in their rooms.
My favorite non misogynist saw the video of the lonely salaryman who comes home to his 16 year old holographic AI anime wife and it crushed his empathetic soul

I want to pinkpill Luigi so he shames moids into becoming woman respecters……

No. 452873

>>452871
People using this email as evidence he's some sort of super right-wing woman-hater 4-channer because he used "NPC" as if that didn't become a super normie meme/term. And I agree with the NPC shit myself, I grew up around people who were scarily just empty, boring, unempathetic husks.

No. 452875

>>452867
I just think Luigi's thoughts are that seeing hentai/explicit sex toys displayed in convenience stores normalizes it. Comparing that with sex toys and guns in Walmarts just isn't really the same since guns are already pretty normalized here even in cartoons. Porn isn't on daytime TV

No. 452878

>>452866
>>452875
He's talking about the sex toys hidden behind a curtain that has a huge red 18 logo on it in a specific chain, they shouldn't be available to kids unless an employee fucks up. However he should have complained about thesd stores in nerdy neighborhoods that has a normal first floor full of shonenshit and vocaloid figurines and keychains and all the other floors are sex toys for very specific fetishes, if I didn't know how to read these words on the elevators I would have been in one of these floors expecting to just see more figurines and maybe some second hand video games.

No. 452879

>>452875
That’s what I’m saying though, sex is normalized in Japan to the point where they sell hentai at 7/11 while violence is normalized in America to the point where they sell guns at Walmart
I’m not saying one is better than the other (if anything I think normalizing sex is probably worse) I’m just saying that every culture has shit that’s normalized.

No. 452880

>>452878
Even more based he doesn't want that shit in public anywhere

No. 452881

>>452873
>caring for people in need is right wing!
What the fuck.
>>452875
When I was a kid in the 2000s I would see "Girls gone wild" commercials on network tv. It might not be the shit you see on pornhub but the vile trash kids are exposed to is concerning

No. 452882

>>452879
>sex is normalized in Japan
More like its commodified. Japan has always had a fucked up relationship with sex and prostitution imo. IMO normalizing sex would be teaching kids how to have healthy relationships with their significant others. Not plastering big titted hentai girls getting raped by gastropods everywhere.
Like in their porn its basically status quo for a girl to say "stop, no, it hurts" the same way westerners will shout obscenities' and call out to god during sex.

No. 452883

>>452873
I really doubt he was a 4channer. 4chan's userbase is too retarded these days and it's filled with glowies. I briefly checked /pol/ just to see what their reaction to Luigi was and there was, unsurprisingly, a very large number of hate posts about him.

No. 452884

>>452883
Luigi might have browsed 4 chan but if he's as pure as he seems he probably was quickly disgusted by it. It was a huge shock to me when I first saw it back in the mid 2000s.
For all those retards who say its 'gotten worse', it's always been bad. the meme an hero came from mocking a 13 year old boys suicide back in 2006

No. 452887

>>452884
>explaining 'an hero'
…How old do you think the average Luigiwife here is, nona?

No. 452890

>>452887
Based on what I've seen the average age is somewhere in the mid 20s.

No. 452892

>>452884 4chud used to regularly revenge-porn and sextortion underage girls.
maybe they still do idk but it used to be front-and-center behavior on that site.

No. 452897

>>452887
18-35 is my best age range guess kek

No. 452898

>>452776
I could say the same thing about that wurstie. If Luigi mowed down a kindergarten because Stacy didn't text him back in 5th grade, they'd all be sucking his cock and calling him a Chad.

No. 452900

>>452898
Conservatives decided to claim inbred Penny. I don't know if incels claim him too. Probably.

No. 452912

I feel like he’s the type of guy to masturbate while going down on you

No. 452913

>>452912
Why was I just thinking about this like 20 mins ago

No. 452919

>>452913
we are all metaphysically connected, to each other and luigi

No. 452920

Did anyone see those 'news articles' about how Luigi played Among Us and they were framing it like the game's some sort of niche assassination sim and not a game for babies

No. 452923

Why does he inspire so much seething? Why do women want to moralfag over other women's attraction and use it as some sort of faggy "gotcha" and proof that women are evil.

No. 452924

>>452900
I hated that case all around. When I first heard about it I just felt sad. I had to deal with ranting and raving crazies on public transit but I never wished harm on them. I saw it as a failing of our system but I'm not celebrating that Penny got off. The whole ordeal is sad.
This was a frustrated homeless man who seemed to be causing a scene because at least in prison he would be fed and sheltered. When I was in the psych ward in the city I remember there were a few unusually lucid individuals who were underweight and just seemed happy to eat.

No. 452925

>>452923
tbh so much of the internet is just ppl trying to one-up each other.

No. 452926

>>452920
YES!!! What are they gonna say next? That as a kid he used to play the board game Clue?

No. 452927

… Am I the only one who has responded to an incel who told me to 'go back to the kitchen' to 'go shoot a ceo'?

No. 452929

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>>452924
le wholesome heckin misunderstood hobo
>he was just frustrated at the racisms!
>he only beat up a few women dood!

No. 452931

>>452929
Shit. scrot on scrot murder I guess.
Still blame the system for not locking up this guy the first time he molested a woman.

No. 452933

i wish he could be cloned so we can all have luigi bfs

No. 452934

>>452929
the hateful faggot who killed him has definitely beaten women in his private life and gotten away with it considering how quick he was to jump at a murder. I think we can celebrate a woman harasser dying while agreeing that the faggot who killed him should also die.

No. 452936

>>452924
he tried to attack a woman, i'm all for moids tackling other moids trying to hurt women

No. 452937

>>452936
How would Luigi have handled the situation?

No. 452938

>>452934
>The hateful faggot
Aside from his hair trigger reactivity to the spergout, what else indicates that Penny is a danger to society? Im out of the loop with this whole incident tbh.

No. 452939

>>452871
But that's your "high trust ethnically homogenous clean society", rightoid. A collectivist, shame-based culture. No likey?

No. 452941

>>452937
Talked him down, probably.
>>452938
Ugly
>>452939
Are you addressing Weewee?

No. 452943

>>452938
yeah I don't have an issue, his big mistake was not being properly trained. The guy still had a heartbeat and was breathing when Penny released him so I'm sure he thought he was fine but then the guy died at the hospital.

No. 452944

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>>452938
His warhead lips. Ok Luigi time

No. 452945

File: 1734310221417.png (371.2 KB, 377x787, 298374923.png)

daniel penny looks like a depressed fag with aids can we pwease not besmirch the luigi thread by discussing that derpy skin tag of a man?

No. 452946

>>452939
IMO, based on what I read. I don't think Luigi isn't necessarily against immigration the way your typical rightoid replacement theorist is. It kind of fatigues me as someone considers herself left of center that the right wingers have hijacked being critical of mass immigration (since, like the far leftists, they get wrapped up in distracting identity politics).
If someone wants to move countries because they want to start anew and adopt a different culture that's fine. But things get fucky when someone is basically forced to leave their family and homeland to survive and then end up getting exploited in some shitty sort of job in 'developed' countries.
Like I always wonder how much migration is happening due to western meddling in third world countries in order to extract cheap, undocumented (i.e untaxed) labor? Learning about the treatment of slaughterhouse workers in the usa and construction in places like japan and dubai always fucked with me.
>>452941
>Ugly
kek and true

No. 452947

What if they debut Weegee in a straitjacket because maybe he got a little bit rowdy but they want to discredit him so they act like he's mentally deranged and they put him in a sexy straitjacket and he looks miserable but so sexy, he can't move has no use of his arms but it's so vulnerable and they have to shove him around.

No. 452948

>>452947
I want to see restrained feral wee wee. NOW
I want more spergouts and him being restrained by women. NOW.
I want leaked footage of women sexually harassing him. NOW. (ok not the last one irl because I dont want luigi abused because hes a good boy…)

No. 452949

>>452944
That lighting fucks with me. How did this photo end up like a renaissance painting depicting sexigi as a fallen saint?

No. 452950

>>452947
Ripping his pants down while he's in a straight jacket and he's docile from meds and taking advantage of him in his vulnerable state.

No. 452951

>>452945
I'm glad it seems he got a little skinnier from here, pudgy little slut
>>452948
He wouldn't be feral, he'd be like a restrained wild horse, giving us more >>452944
vibes, imagine this but he's in a straitjacket being passed around and looking around concerned and antsy because he wants to run free.
>>452950
And this

No. 452952

>>452949
That's what he is

No. 452953

>>452952
wee wee…. my fallen angel…my Italian martyr… the shrine nonas are right.

No. 452954

>>452945
Sex with Bluigi

No. 452955

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No. 452956

>>452840
im fucking crying

No. 452958

File: 1734311281728.png (415.01 KB, 956x938, wigi back hurt.png)

even cowgirl would hurt him, huh? too bad he'll have to just lay there and take it

No. 452959

>>452958
He threw it back

No. 452961

>>452958
the arched pose is kinda hot ngl. you can even see his butt a little.

No. 452962

>>452958
Where are the doctors to fix this shit. The screws in his back look so painful.
I wish we could see his cock through the x ray

No. 452964

>>452958
Is this is actual x-ray? This looks kinda of really fucked and painful.

No. 452965

>>452962
The screws were the fix

No. 452967

>>452953
he is divine
i can see a why cult were created around roman emperors and generals

No. 452968

File: 1734312283844.png (729.63 KB, 1192x808, 824.png)

>>452964
yeah, pulled from his twitter header
https://x.com/PepMangione

No. 452969

>>452965
I mean… What if theres some medicine autist who wants to find a better way to fix his back?
I think I heard back pain and spinal medicine is still in its infancy

No. 452970

>>452968
That banner is so autistic, why use his x-ray for it????????? Kek he has to be autistic. It's so autistic it's kind of cute to be honest.

No. 452971

>>452970
its clear the banner is to send a message.
And yes, he is autistic as shit… tho id say less autistic and just a huge fucking zoomer dork.

No. 452972

File: 1734312522407.jpeg (167.75 KB, 960x1280, 1733977624409.jpeg)

>>452958
This is why the more forceful wives make me nervous but I think if he can do picrel, he should be okay with getting bounced around. I think choosing a supportive mattress would be key

No. 452973

>>452970
That's what I'm thinking nonnita it's so cute, even the random pokemon it's so random but cutely autistic of him

No. 452974

>>452969
The screws were the best he could get, and now nonnas are gonna fuck them out of him
>>452970
His three hobbies
>pokemon
>back surgery and pain
>hiking sexily

No. 452976

>>452972
it's okay, nonita. he likes getting roughed up as long as you call him a good boy and praise him for taking the ride so well. the mattress is memory foam for his comfort

No. 452977

File: 1734312686878.mp4 (1.86 MB, 720x1236, 36FE2194-0298-4B75-8509-C49EFC…)

i saw a video on twitter of him skating

No. 452978

>>452968
i hope he explains the breloom some day

No. 452979

>>452977
Real????

No. 452980

>>452973
The pokemon isn't random. That's the weird thing.
Breloom is pokemon number 286. He has 286 twitter posts. The location of where he was found was exactly 286 miles away from the murder, 286 is a denial code used by healthcare providers when the appeal time limits for a claim have not been met.
Proverbs 28:6 states: "Better is a poor man who walks in his integrity than a rich man who is crooked in his ways."

No. 452982

>>452980
286 numerology can denote wisdom and knowledge

No. 452983

>>452980
>>452982
And 2.86 is the price of a hash brown after Pennsylvania sales tax

No. 452984

>>452980
a big reason why i love this guy

No. 452985

>>452981
what a disgrace, i lose it all

No. 452987

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No. 452989

>>452980
>>452982
Seriously? For real? I'm starting to think he might have had a psychotic episode, or was exhibiting schizo symptoms. Could a seemingly normie moid plan something like that? Why put the Pokémon as the header? This shit is getting crazy.

No. 452990

>>452989
I mean, I think in some ways he snapped. But I don't think he's crazy. If anything, I think the American working class is crazy to have let themselves be fucked this hard by their dependent overlords.

No. 452991

>>452989
It is part of his appeal. When did he add the pokemon in his header, though? I think the 286 stuff may largely be coincidences; not Luigi's intention, but perhaps the intent of the universe itself. No way he calculated a McDonalds 286 miles from the scene of the event. And got a hasbrown just to be charged 286.

No. 452993

>>452991
Ayrt, it sounds crazy but then he had a written admission on him and then the infamous police escort penis wall smack video where he's struggling to get a message to the paps. What the fuck does it all mean.

No. 452994

>>452993
Well that could be different.

No. 452995

>>452958
According to his reddit account the surgery was a success, which is good to hear. In situations like this were there was pain I do think sex would be more limited but still possible it might just be mostly oral/hands.

>>452989
To me that's what makes the most sense and the thing to figure out is what was the trigger. Was it his health degrading, experimenting with drugs, depression etc. It's just that most people who have psychotic breaks are mean and dumb so they act out in mean and dumb ways, Luigi seems to have been able to reign in impulsivity and channel that towards an unlikable target. I do think that adds an additional layer of tragedy to his story though. He was fine with a bright future ahead of him and then he just had a medical episode that derailed everything. If this is what happened and he gets put on medication he might end up really depressed over what transpired.

No. 452996

>>452991
>No way he calculated a McDonalds 286 miles from the scene of the event. And got a hasbrown just to be charged 286.
This Luigi guy is smart. Smart is an understatement. He's no run of the mill killer. Lest I remind you he fucking carved the words "deny, defend, depose" on the bullet shells of the gun he 3d printed.
I don't buy that a guy this fucking intelligent, with this much curiosity and knowledge of tech just waltzed into a mcdonalds with all of his shit that points him to the crime and just HAPPENED to be recognized. I don't buy it.
Luigi isn't a killer. He's a man who killed. He planned to turn himself in imo. He planned to turn himself in before he even pulled the trigger.
It hurts me so bad to know our paths will never cross, that he will never know I exist. But I'm honored to have lived in the same timeline as him. He truly is an extraordinary man.

No. 452997

>>452996
I mean, you can send him a letter. And yeah he's really smart and sexy… I'm going to miss seeing pictures of him and hearing his voice. We need to know what he has to say.

No. 452998

>>452997
>You can send him a letter.
I have a better chance of BTS receiving and reading a letter from me than Luigi

No. 452999


No. 453000

>>452999
I… I don't know how to answer that for you, nona.

No. 453001

File: 1734314358797.jpeg (453.27 KB, 1080x1443, IMG_9213.jpeg)

He definitely dresses like a white guy with a thing for Asian girls

No. 453002

>>453001
lol he seems fun

No. 453003

>>453001
this could be easily fixed he's just nerdy. He dresses like a nerd whose never been ridden before

No. 453004

>>453003
he looks like hes under 20 in that picture.

No. 453005

>>453000
Now I am curious
>>453001
No he does not, he dresses like the average normie male (he could dress better)

No. 453006

>>452978
Breloom is beloved in game because it has a paralyze effect on contact and can learn false swipe which leaves the opposing pokemon with 1hp, so it’s really good for catching. You could make a metaphor with him knocking uhc to 1hp but it’s up to the people to take them down fully or it could be the 286 thing or just him being a dork kek

No. 453007

Was the hashbrown actually $2.86 or is that something some nona just pulled out of her ass

No. 453008

>>453007
i have no idea how much the hashbrown cost, but apparently the assembly that the CEO was murdered at was precisely 286 miles from the mcdonalds that wiwi was found at which did shock me quite a bit

No. 453009

It was the khaki cargo shorts in Hawaii (well into his mid 20s) that was final nail on the Asian fetish coffin for me kek

No. 453010

File: 1734315285144.png (1.72 MB, 1730x1136, Screenshot 2024-12-15 at 9.13.…)

>>453008
Turns out that isn't exactly true, either… Unless it's using a different travel method or something

No. 453011

>>453009
>>453001
Stop baiting it's so obvious and annoying.

No. 453012

>>453007
When another nona ITT suggested that is was within the realm of possibility that a hash brown plus tax could come up as $2.86, my tisim kicked in and I had to look it up. Sales tax in PA is 6%. an original price of an item that results in $2.86 with a 6% sales tax is $2.69, the fact that it ends with a 9 makes me inclined to believe there is a non zero chance

No. 453013

>>453011
…How is what either of them said bait? You don't have to get bent out of shape with the yellow fever allegations if you aren't asian, nona. At the end of the day it doesn't matter what he likes because he'll probably never willingly be around a woman again. We all win!

No. 453014

>>452995
>According to his reddit account the surgery was a success
Ok but
How soon after the surgery did he post about it? If he only got the surgery in mid-2023, he couldn't have had it for very long at the time he posted about it on reddit.
Maybe the surgery was "a success" right up until the day it wasn't. And then his life became hell.

also, DAE think all his helpful posts on reddit have the energy of someone that is deeply struggling, and is coping by trying to help other people? Trying to be helpful and assist others as a way to try and feel in control of your own spiraling life?
Don't ask me how I know that people do this on reddit, but they do.

No. 453015

File: 1734315827032.jpg (125.59 KB, 815x995, 1733772906692.jpg)

>>453006
Holy fuck legally blonde anon, you've provided more credibility to the theory that Luigi only meant to paralyze ceo scrote, not kill him. Reward is picrel and first ride on Fridays. Great post, (00)6 is another one of Luigi's magic numbers. I think this should be his Bond name

No. 453016

>>453013
There is nothing about what he wears that makes him have a preference for Asians, it doesn't make any sense and is off-topic.
>>453010
>>453012
I think the theory came from Twitter
>>453015
Same with this theory.

No. 453018

>>453015
Yeah I heard wee wee didn't mean to kill the guy.
He just wanted the ceo to feel his back pain. He didn't intend to murder he just wants the ceo to stop hurting and killing americans!

No. 453019

>>453016
>bullet wounds to back and leg
Yes I agree Twitter bad but wouldn't it make sense to aim for the head and heart if you wanted to kill someone? Anons had evidence he used to use a gun range with his Dad growing up

No. 453020

>>453006
I want to hear this autistic chris chan tier pokemon banter use by his defense during in luigis murder trial

No. 453021

>>453018
His manifesto seems to imply otherwise kek

No. 453022

No need to get bent out of shape over the yellow fever shit it’s just another fun stereotype, like his probable catholic guilt

No. 453023

>>453018
He was never even covered by UHC so this doesn't make sense. Plus, if he wanted to just cripple him, he would have used a less lethal weapon rather than a gun.

No. 453024

>>453019
When you're hunting to kill yeah you aim for the heart specifically. Headshots are just used by incel gamers or if you're doing point blank shit.

>>453021
I think luigi didn't care if the ceo lived or died. Just like how the insurance ceos dont care if their customers live or die

No. 453025

>>453021
Yeah it would be great if we could easily access an organized list of Luigi things but anons are too horny to create a useful summary when starting these threads and our fingers are too slippery to look it up ourselves. I'm mad at all of us tbh

No. 453027

>>453025
It's fine, we'll have both discussions here.

No. 453028

>>453014
>also, DAE think all his helpful posts on reddit have the energy of someone that is deeply struggling, and is coping by trying to help other people? Trying to be helpful and assist others as a way to try and feel in control of your own spiraling life?
Don't ask me how I know that people do this on reddit, but they do.
Absolutely. He wanted to help people who struggled like him because he knew how badly it can fuck you up.

No. 453030

Imagine Luigi opening his first batch of fan letters in prison, hoping to hear some insightful shit
but 90% of it is just girls asking if he likes asians

No. 453031

>>453022
And the incontinence theory from the piss kink nonas, stemming from his "just piss yourself" Reddit comment/pee pants photo/his spine issues in general

No. 453032

>>453022
This is such a scrotoid comment.(scrotefoiling)

No. 453034

>>453031
This theory is way more founded than Asian kink and 'Catholic guilt' that nobody has mentioned before now and that makes no sense, since he's spirutual

No. 453035

>>453030
the other 10 percent is asking him what his pee tastes like

No. 453038

>>451667
Honestly, don't care much for his Luigi's Mansion ass but if he makes incels seethe then I'm all for it.

No. 453039

File: 1734317428547.png (1.96 MB, 1114x1268, xhs.png)

>>453034
This'll be my last reply because I don't want to further derail this thread but is that seriously such a farfetched theory? Every woman we've seen him with in photos has been asian. The yoga teacher that matched with him on that dating app was asian. Hell, even the woman he's delivering the ice cream to in picrel was Chinese. Your replies genuinely read as someone who was scorned by a scrote with yellow fever.
I don't see why it's so wrong to make jokes poking fun at this because once again, it doesn't matter what his type is because he's never going to have it.

No. 453040

>>453039
We already discussed this, lurk moar, and get back on track

No. 453041

>>453039
NTAYRT but the girls he was tickling weren't asian i don't think

No. 453042

>>453039
Didn't he match with the yoga instructor in Hawaii? Kek Hawaii has like a 37% Asian population, and ivy leagues have a shit ton of Asian exchange students, plus a ton of Asians in general. Your point?

No. 453043

>>453041
Uh, sorry, but they look obviously Asian. I grew up in an Asian neighborhood and they look almost exactly like girls I knew at my school and in my neighborhood.

No. 453045

File: 1734318000287.gif (480.77 KB, 372x372, luiastproj34478912.gif)

>>453034
I'm glad he is spiritual and the bright side of his back injury is how receptive he is to horny astrally projecting nonnas tickling his chakras after lights out

No. 453046

A-Hem. Don't want to interrupt your race war nona, but there's a fundraiser for wee wees legal fees
https://www.givesendgo.com/legalfund-ceo-shooting-suspect

No. 453047

>>453046
I want to donate but his attorney in PA said they weren't accepting donations at the moment. I am going to wait until there is an official donation page.

No. 453048

>>453045
Kekkkkkk
>>453046
His lawyer isn’t accepting the donations

No. 453049

>>453047
>>453048
I feel like its the NYC lawyer accepting donations. I was seeing this promoted all over the news… Its so hard to tell if this is legit….

No. 453050

I think the spine needles tickle his cock and prostate chakras which is why he operates as an incubus and is receptive to our sexual desires. He’s probably having the most insane sex dreams in jail right now and waking up confused.

No. 453051

>>453049
It's been floating around for a while and the page itself states that they only started reaching out to the NYC lawyer yesterday. I would hold off until Luigi's lawyers actually make a statement about donations.

No. 453052

>>453050
No way I was thinking this too nona, like an antenna on a radio or something. He really is like the bionic man

No. 453055

>>452709
I didn't read the article but looking at this it kinda looks sarcastic kek but who knows it's the US SUN(i dont wanna derail so just know that they are shit.)

No. 453056

>>453039
This image makes me so sad. I will destroy this country from the inside out if they don't free him.

No. 453057

I think the funniest thing is when the media is like
>L-Look guys! He's filthy rich! He isn't one of you!
as if him being a class traitor doesn't make what he did even better. Total Luigi domination

No. 453058

>>453051
Do we know if his parents are funding the NYC lawyer for sure? I could see her taking the case pro bono since it’s so high profile and he’s a sympathetic defendant

No. 453059

>>453057
Moids worship Che Guevara and he also came from a rich family. They hate Weegee coz they ain't Weegee.

No. 453060

The moid seething is so funny they fixate on the exact wrong point to avoid taking any semblance of personal accountability, like yeah he was born cute and slightly above average height but the public lust is only this intense from him being a brave and thoroughly good person, which everyone can at least aspire to

No. 453061

>>452884
He definitely did looking at the rumored Neocities website

No. 453062

File: 1734320091346.jpg (718.63 KB, 1920x1346, A_Versailles,_à_Versailles_5_o…)

>nonas invading Rikers Island if wee wee is convicted of murdering the ceo chud

No. 453063

>>453061
What Neocities site?

No. 453064

>>453057
And conversely when the media is like
>L-look guys! Brian Thompson grew up poor (before he became CEO and made the deliberate choice to increase the amount of rejected claims)! He's your working class hero!

No. 453065

>>453062
they can't arrest all of us

No. 453066

None of the media is willing to touch it but was funny seeing the strippers and sex workers come out of the woodwork to talk about the ceo, apparently he was a “good” trick

No. 453067

>>453064
Brian Thomson is also a class traitor. Be betrayed the working class and Luigi betrayed the owning class.
Give me his italian sausage. now.

No. 453068

>>453061
Post caps now.

No. 453069

>>453066
I want links! I figure Thomson was a poon hound who paid for sex

No. 453070

>>453039
Liking Asian girls is completely normal and isn't inherently fetishizing, these posts are weird and smell like scrote and I'm sure you're trying to get non-Asian girls jealous and angry to screenshot posts but this is also really creepy and unnecessarily racist about Asian girls. Just stop

No. 453071

>>453064
I hope most normies see through the bullshit but you just know there are some retarded boomers who will fall for it.

No. 453072

>>453066
This rules and is SO funny

No. 453074

>>453066
>>453069
He just reeks of gross sex pest, no? I wouldn't be surprised at all. Weren't him and his wife separated too?

No. 453075

>>453057
Marx: rich
Engels: rich
Lenin: rich, acquired nobility
Kropotkin: literal prince

Was there one leftoid theorist that wasn't a gigabourg?

No. 453076

>>453067
>Brian Thomson is also a class traitor. Be betrayed the working class
this and also
>died while under investigation by the FBI for insider trading
he even betrayed his fellow elite reptilians kek

No. 453077

>>453069
Sorry I didn’t save but there was a reddit post from a stripper/escort in his city (or maybe state?) subreddit and she had a twitter account (now deleted) linked to her profile where there was a thread with other working girls commenting

No. 453078

what kind of music do you all think weegee was listening to while he was on the run?

No. 453079

>>453078
The OST for Luigi's Mansion.

No. 453080

File: 1734320713027.png (76.94 KB, 889x741, uM3zmzb.png)

>>453069
Take it for what you will. Some posts look legit

No. 453081

>>453074
Yep. She had her own house. She didn't seem to want to even say much about his death. She probably wishes luigi hid at her house and she could have kept him as a pet pool boy

No. 453082


No. 453083

>>453074
Yes they were separated. Her statement to the press was very telling kek, she kept it so barebones and basically was just polite when she could’ve easily played the grieving widow or even trotted out their relatively young sons to turn boomer sentiment against lulu and maybe get him a worse sentence. I wonder if she just thinks good riddance and is happy with the life insurance payout while getting to avoid annoying divorce proceedings

No. 453084

File: 1734320910141.png (11.74 KB, 854x150, o0FWNgb.png)

>>453080
and I'm not saying this is true but it WAS posted by someone who posts in r/stripper a lot.

No. 453085

>>453078
I was listening to this song a lot last month. Maybe he heard it too….

No. 453087

>>453078
Mama I’m in love with a criminal

No. 453089

>>453078
i wish we could see his apple music or spotify ughh
>>453080
woah what a pig

No. 453091

Any anons also ovulating whilst these series of events have be transpiring?

No. 453093

File: 1734322721995.gif (14.2 MB, 459x244, 4938493210.gif)

Whitewashing Tracy from Luigi's story but this can still be part of his asian influence

No. 453096

>>453091
Kek yes I am

No. 453097

>>453093
but do you really want to project yourself onto such an unlikeable attention whore?

No. 453098

>>453097
I still can't believe she had the gall to be like ohhhh I miss my bestfriendddd as if he wasn't missing for months. NOW she misses him, huh? The jokes write themselves

No. 453099

>>453039
I have some Mongolian in me since I'm slav heh..

No. 453100

>>453080
a woman respecter and gentleman kills a run of the mill rich sex pest, poetic

No. 453101

>>453030
I'm feeling preemptive dread and second hand embarrassment on behalf of all women

>>453039
I really don't see why this matters.

No. 453102

>>453097
The Luigi picrels are still good and very easy to masturbate to, anon. He is the one thing she can't make repulsive by association

No. 453103

>>453074
Yes. His wife is really pretty too so idk why he would cheat on her.

No. 453104

>>453098
In fairness he moved away, once you're a working adult friends move and you have to move on emotionally. That she is trying to promote her business (apparently) does rub me the wrong way though. Same thing happened with his former landlord.

No. 453105

File: 1734324638519.gif (480.79 KB, 747x747, desert_oasis_luigi_1321.gif)

With thee, in the Desert –
With thee in the thirst –
With thee in the Tamarind wood –
Leopard breathes – at last!

No. 453106

I really really want him to get as minimal a sentence as possible, like 13 years but that isn't gonna happen is it

No. 453107

>>453093
>>453105
Where are you editing him into next?

No. 453108

>>453106
Even 13 years is too much but it would be better than the minimum sentence of 15. There'd probably even be a chance that he'd be let go early. I also really hope he doesn't age like shit during that time.

No. 453109

>>453091
nope i've been on my period this whole time kek

No. 453110

>>453103
men "cheat down" all the time

No. 453111

>>453106
i want him to end up not getting charged with anything at all

No. 453112

>>453091
Also on my period.
I need to to turn his prison diet piss into an ICEE drink so bad.

No. 453113

File: 1734325041355.gif (1.64 MB, 747x747, island_stunner_luigi_1124.gif)

>>453107
>Where are you editing him into next?
There's no place like home kek
I'll probably space them out for now, at least until the next pic blessing

No. 453114

>>453091
no i am on my period kek

No. 453115

>>452034
I need this slutty Luigi arc so badly

No. 453116

>>453103
That comes with the territory when marrying those finance assholes.
I guarantee most of the dudes Luigi went to school with are going to get trophy wives and cheat on them.

No. 453117

>>453111
Yeah nona… we are all dreaming of jury nullification.
But at the same time I am completely ready for the more realistic scenario where I have to go full schizo if he's charged. Like I'm ready to do a january 6th hornygirl edition. I have a lot of pent up feelings and I have hated the private health insurance system since I was very young and with our administration looking the way it does for the next 4 years I feel like if we keep trying this masochistic "peaceful protest" things are just going to get worse.

No. 453119

>>453114
Same, Luigi is the type to not even be phased by period sex.

No. 453120

why do i feel like our government or someone high up is gonna have him killed in jail/prison??? and label it as a suicide??? i dont trst these fucks

No. 453121

>>453120
They already threw the suicide vest on him the moment he stepped foot in jail, I wouldn't be surprised

No. 453125

>>453121
If he kills himself I won't recover

No. 453126

File: 1734328700986.jpg (67.94 KB, 1024x768, mimimim9999.JPG)

would he giggle while making out for the first time?
would he like twirling a hair strand of yours around his finger when talking to you so close and intimately?
would he smile warmly at you and hold out his arm/hand for you to hold when he notices you getting anxious in public while on a date with him?
would he be opposed to getting called a cute puppyboy while being petted? would he pee during this petting session?

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>>453126
>when he notices you getting anxious in public while on a date with him
>would he be opposed to getting called a cute puppyboy while being petted
I see you Mario, same old narc social climber you've always been I see. You had what, 40 years to say all of this?

No. 453129

>>453119
Thinking about that is super hot. I'd let him lick my bloody pussay

No. 453132

I need him. I need him. I need him. I need him. I need him. I need him.

No. 453134

I just drafted a letter to send him… have any of u guys sent one yet???

No. 453136


No. 453137

>>453117
>Like I'm ready to do a january 6th hornygirl edition
KEK instead of using weapons we all attack with used undies

No. 453139

>>453135
Those posts coincide with the join date of his twitter. I read the reddit post but i dont understand computers.
Has anyone checked the wayback machine to confirm whether his twitter handle was always "pepmangione" or was it something else previously?
i know there's a way to check this but im too stupid to figure it out

No. 453140

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>>453136
This is so cringe I think the rape anons are justified now. Maybe he can be fixed with 200 spiked glass dildos.

No. 453142

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This is the most 2016 thing I've ever read kek (it was posted around that year but still)

No. 453143

>>453140
>>453141
Ok well he writes bad poetry…the true weegeewives will keep loving him regardless

No. 453145

>>453136
You know what? Thank you for posting this because my pussy dried up immediately. I am free from this sudden sex curse. Goodbye everyone

No. 453146

i know this will sound like cope but I don't believe it's him. he was studying compsci so he was surrounded by nerds.
just because he used that twitter bot, doesn't mean he made the bot, doesn't mean that neocities site is his.
im trying to understand

No. 453147

today it'll be a week since they arrested him
>>453139
the wayback machine doesn't show anything beyond december 9th, his user ID is 720654100283670528 and doesn't show username changes. can someone send him a letter and ask what the fuck is up with that?
>>453146
i thought the same thing tbh

No. 453148

>>453145
Kek his awful poetry makes me want him even more

No. 453149

>>453136
>If I were to own my thoughts
>My social life would die
I think this goes for a lot of anons here at least

No. 453150

He worships Musk, Trump and other alt right misogynists, he wants to bring back Christian traditional values and worries about birth rates. He's probably into Asian women (like all other silicon valley tech bros) because he sees them as inherently submissive and thus easier to turn into obedient broodmares.(bait)

No. 453151

>>453099
literally no one cares

No. 453153

>>453126
Yes to all
>>453136
Fake and gay I can’t believe anyone would believe this

No. 453154

>>453140
>>453142
this feels odd. i'm going to wait until we hear from him.

No. 453155

>>453150
Stop baiting plus he never mentioned Trump

No. 453158

sage bec not sure if real. this guy on tiktok has posted real luigi stuff, but also ai stuff.
i cant tell which this is.

No. 453160

Hope he finds the courage to be true to himself

No. 453161

>>453150
>he worships…
Dude never worshipped anyone. Luigi isn't right or left leaning his IQ is WAY too fucking high for that shit

No. 453162

>>452802
There will never be a socialist utopia because the males' hatred of women surpasses their class solidarity.

No. 453163

>>453080
I never doubted in my mind he was like any other rich scrote and probably fucking prostitutes but I'm not going to take attention whoring strippers word for seeing him at strip clubs kek

No. 453164

>>453136
>possibly
It's likely not him. It feels off. Even for a baby Luigi's seethe diary it seems off… It feels too pretentious.
Luigi's canonical prose (at least on twitter) seems more authentically curious and more critical of anti social anime moids than gendies.
Even if this was a time where dunking on the stupid sjw identity politics that ended up putting an indefinite hiatus on the budding class consciousness of the early 2010s was in vouge (for reasons most people didn't realize until it was too late) it just doesn't seem like him.
I'm not saying this to put him on a pedestal either. The writing just feels off. Then again, maybe he really was a super retarded teenager.
Now, if this WAS him, there's a good chance he would cringe to death over it because he'd realize he was just as short sighted as the retarded snowflakes he mocked.
I wrote some really retarded shit when I was in high school. I still write really retarded shit

No. 453165

>>453155
Yep. Plus he follows AOC on twitter and stated he was agnostic in 2021.
I can see Luigi considering Christianity as a way to improve social relations (familial bonds and feeling understood, etc), but I don't think he could fully buy into it. Like it would be a larp for him. Then again, idk. Dude needs to write a book.
why is it the people no one fucking cares about writes like a 200 page manifesto about how he cant get pussy and chadigi just leaves a mysterious twitter, a 3 page manifesto, and 3 words on a bullet

No. 453176

>>453136
i can see him hating on social justice but not making a neocities site full of poetry about it. idk, this doesn't affect my opinion at all.

No. 453179

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can't stop thinking about how big squeejee is. His big hands, big honker, big italian sausage with the spicy meatballs, big man titties, big smile, big height, he's so sexy in every way

No. 453180

I mom suffers from a disorder that affects her spine and joints but we're not American so she receives the treatment she needs on a regular basis. Everytime I hear about Luigi's case it reminds me of her. So when we heard more about him on the news and saw what his spine looks like after surgery my mom was cheering for him kek.

No. 453181

>>453179
I just know he's warm and smells like sunshine and clean laundry. I desperately need him to crush me with his weight while i sniff his neck

No. 453185

>>453136
>>453142
These were apparently posted 8 years ago. What we know from Weegee of these past 4 years was that he was kind, charming, and was capable of having female friends. If this is him it sounds like he was going through and edgy phase, didn't he go to an all boys school at some point? It would not surprise me if he had an edge lord phase that ended up dying out when exposed to the opposite sex.

No. 453189

>>453185
The edginess for sure doesn't match with the sweetheart vibe and the praise EVERYONE who he's come into contact with gives him. I'm inhaling copium that it's not his page or like you said, it's some embarrassing scrote-teen phase he grew out of.

No. 453197

>>453179
Everything's bigger in Maryland….

No. 453198

>>453189
There are rare men who do outgrow their edgy teen phases, if he was one of them it wouldn't bother me. I'd be glad that he grew out of it and would fuck the current Weegee but would avoid 17 year old Weege.

No. 453202

>>453198
Nona let's hope he's one of those unicorns, I want to keep my newfound horny streak going…

No. 453203

>>453202
It's not so abnormal, what is abnormal is that while he grew out of the edgy phase he made female friends who've gone on record to say how kind and friendly he was, and yet he still never had a serious girlfriend despite women obviously being charmed by him. I feel like his hearts been in the right place wrt his stance on pornography, though. He's a techbro and could very well be of the opinion that porn is ~necessary~ for humans or something. I personally know of people in highschool who were really annoying edgetards that have grown up and have become normal and more tolerable so IDK, I feel like that's exactly what happened here.

No. 453206

Still don’t think that neocities is even him

No. 453208

In fact, I don't think we should discuss the neocities anymore since it isn't proven to be him or not, and could be a way to discredit him. The media is working over time to scour the internet for evidence that he's been radicalized in some way unrelated to how UHC is clearly to blame.

No. 453210

>>453206
i agree. the poems talk about growing out his dreadlocks, don't think he ever had dreads

No. 453211

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No. 453212

>>453210
KEKKK it’s so not him, in 2016 he was 18 and we already know what he looked at at that age and there weren’t any white boy dreads that’s for sure >>452437

No. 453214

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No. 453218

>>453214
everytime i look at him my heart races where did this spontaneous crush come from fuck

No. 453219

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Prince

No. 453220

>>453219
Should have censored the ugly guy on the right

No. 453224

>>453219
Guy on the right looks like chadification-nonna fixed Jonah Hill

No. 453228

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I love my moody, mysterious, mental break Weewoo. His eyes are so deep and sad. Imagine him wandering alone, documenting in his diary everything he did that day. Do his eyes look a little wet in this pic to anyone else? I want to mating press him.

No. 453229

>>453218
I feel you, I didn't even realize I was still into moids until I saw the first pic of him smiling and went downhill from there kek

No. 453230

He doesn't seem the type to make a neocities, it's more of a 'early internet dork' thing than tech bro adjacent

No. 453231

>>453230
Well we already know it isn’t his based on the growing out dreads part.

No. 453233

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next thread pic?

No. 453234

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>>453136
What is this image from it? Under the "coming soon"

No. 453236

>>453234
I was going to ask the same question!

No. 453237

>>453234
It doesn't really matter because it's extremely likely that the neocities isn't his. I wonder if he was helping some friend start up an ARG though.

No. 453238

>>453237
Yeah the way they found the website makes it even more unlikely. He probably coded some random number generator and called it "Twitter Fun Lab MLT" but never published it anywhere

No. 453239

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>>453234
>>453136
>blonde dreads
yeah this is NOT his fucking website lmao
https://leifeitup.neocities.org/post2

No. 453240

>>453238
How do you know a bunch of different people didn't use the same bot on their twitters? I'm just trying to understand why it's so certainly him

No. 453241

>>453234
It isn’t him he doesn’t have dreads

No. 453242

>>453240
Anon I said it's likely it's not him, I was saying that if he had any sort of involvement it might have been just making the site for his friend to post on.

No. 453243

>>453233
Love the Picmix deco! If I could make a request, could those be transferred to this image >>453039 ? His cute wrapped gift would fit with the christmas theme

No. 453244

>>453233
>>453243
Based, yes
>>453240
Because it isn’t him, why would he make such a shitty neocities doesnt he code

No. 453245

why does nobody remember when people made random twitter posts circa 2012-2017. people would just post spam with numbers or images every day because they thought it was a funny meme or some shit. i don't think its that deep

No. 453247

>>453240
Because the reddit post said they couldn't find anything on it, but it makes more sense that there was a random number generator and then the people who made the neocities used the same one

No. 453248

luigi please let me touch your thick caterpillar brows i beg

No. 453249

I'm hoping to God he doesn't grow a full-on beard in prison I will barf, but I might still be attracted in a "I can fix him up" kind of way… thoughts on this topic nonnies?

No. 453250

>>453249
are ppl even allowed to shave in prison?

No. 453251

>>453250
Yeah there's safety razors

No. 453252

>>453249
I'm sure his lawyer will probably advise him to keep looking good for public sympathy. There's hope. Wish I could send him tretinoin and quality skincare products in prison though. I fear him aging like shit there.

No. 453255

>>453249
I hope not but I don’t think he will since he didn’t have a beard before

No. 453256

I need to say this before the next thread but the video in the op cracks me up every single time.

>>453249
As long as his jaw is intact it's fine. The biggest issue with big beards is how men can trick everyone into thinking they have a jaw and a chin but there's nothing underneath.

No. 453258

>>453249
I think his brows are already so powerful idk how his face would handle a gross beardfishing-level beard as well. So hopefully he won't do it/tptb won't do it to him to decrease his psychic-hornic connection to women

No. 453259

>>453239
I figured just with his writing style it wasn't him.
Wee wee can be a bit snarky but even when he's critiquing shit generally he's not super edgy. At worst he wanted waifu isekai to be illegal, but he's atypically non scroty about it.
Wee wee wants best for everyone. He doesn't come off as someone who wants to 'stick it to the libs'.
I'm not a liberal but Luigi can definitely stick it to me until I'm pregnant….

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No. 453262

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>>453249
I'm scared weewees twink death will be as hard as the unibombers.

No. 453265

>>453262
We will send him our cum samples to freshen up his skin it’s fine. Nothing works better than a damp pair of undies I mean washcloth

No. 453270

every time i see a picture of him he brings butterflies to my stomach i’ve never had such an intense reaction to someone like this

weegee is one of a kind and moids are mad because they know that they can never amount to anything but being porn addicted retards

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No. 453276

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>>453262
Ted K camped out in the woods for years before his arrest and was arrested in 1995 so perhaps Luigi will be fine. Although the aging between 1994 and 1996 (so after about a year in jail) is a bit concerning.

No. 453277

>>453233
kek this is really cute yes, has jolly alfred vibes

No. 453278

>>453270
If scrots would stop sucking kermit the frogs cock and look at wee wee's twitter they would learn some shit.
Wee wee was telling them to ditch their anime waifus and touch grass. He was trying to help moids stop being bitter, life wasting, misogynistic retards (because he knows what women like)
Why can't incels just fucking listen to chad for once in their fucking worthless lives instead of just seething about women because chad makes them develop gay feelings????

No. 453279

This is so fucking sad he will be spending Christmas alone in jail. Please please please I hope they let him play with the fellow inmates even if for that one day. Please!

No. 453280

>>453270
>every time i see a picture of him he brings butterflies to my stomach i’ve never had such an intense reaction to someone like this
me too, what type of witchcraft is this

No. 453281

>>453279
He should, at the very least, be allowed some outside food for christmas.
I bet people are trying to donate turkeys and hams and yummy christmas feasts for all the inmates, hoping luigi will be able to get in on the good grub

No. 453283

>>452659
he really is so powerful.
>>453279
maybe he'll be able to participate in activities like how jodi competed in a singing contest. i can't see him singing, so maybe something that has to do with writing?

No. 453284

>>453279
i didn’t even take this into consideration, he’s gonna be in solitary confinment listening to all of his inmates partying it up

No. 453286

>>453284
His inmates seem to love him. They were screaming to newscasters "Free Luigi! His conditions sucks!"
They know how to navigate the system. I'm sure they will try to give their new friend something.

Poor baby. I worry about him every day. Luigi needs protection, not correction. He's already so, so correct.

No. 453287

I haven't felt this way about an irl moid in ages but I think he is rewriting my brain chemistry. Like every time I look at him my heart skips a beat. Weirdly I don't find him appealing at all in his swole college-era pics, more of a "attractive but doesn't do it for me type." But his schizomaxxing era is so sexy. I hope we get some shirtless pics, I bet he's so cute and lean. Plus he probably didn't have time to shave his body hair. I wanna smell his pits

>>453228
>I want to mating press him
Good taste nonna
>ywn leg lock him and force him to get you pregnant

>>453233
I've been laughing at the K-9 officer arresting him, is it cause he's a sad little puppy?

No. 453288

Nonnas I’m getting really upset thinking of how he’ll have to spend Christmas alone.He should out hanging out with his friends and family being all cozy and warm,he doesn’t deserve any of this treatment brought onto him.I wish I could send him blankets or some warm clothing.I’m praying he’ll turn out alright.I wish for every bastard hog involved in his mistreatment burns in hell,may the never be forgiven.

No. 453289

my nigel is his fan. He says that he read his twitter and agreed with some of his takes and that he likes that the shooter was good looking and a gymgoer for once. Should I be worried or proud?

No. 453290

>>453287
Based schizomaxxer appreciator. He also makes my heart swoon it’s so eerie.
>>453289
Force him to Luigi rp with you

No. 453291

>>453290
They are of similar height and build (he's a buff italian) but I'd feel weird about RPs kek. My BF is weird and I'm autistic and never understand when he's serious or not. So after that I kinda worry he would do something similar and end up behind bars even if it's a retarded fear.

No. 453293

>>453289
my nigel said that he mostly agreed with luigi’s actions and takes too, i think you should only be worried if he agrees with you about him being sexy kek

No. 453294

>>453293
He said he's "objectively good looking".

No. 453295

my husband said he thinks luigi looks kinda effeminate and that could be why so many LC users are attracted to him

No. 453296

>>453287
>Weirdly I don't find him appealing at all in his swole college-era pics
> But his schizomaxxing era is so sexy.
same, i am not attracted to gym bros at all
all these old pics keep resurfacing but i'm dying for new current ones. i want to see his hair get even shaggier

No. 453298

>>453295
He's anything but effeminate.

No. 453300

>>453145
Well.. are you back now? >>453239

No. 453302

>>453298
i mean he looks kinda effeminate, the pointy nose and soft innocent face

No. 453303

>>453302
Ntayrt but I don't really see it nonnie, all his features are undeniably masculine, from his strong nose and defined jawline and chiselled cheekbones. i don't see how you could look at him and think that's a woman

No. 453304

>>453303
Exactly. He looks youthful, which is a whole other deal.

No. 453305

>>453287
>is it cause he's a sad little puppy?
yes and so that would mean he smells like one. imagining his corn chip smelling balls.

No. 453306

>>453302
Pointy noses are phallic and penetrative, not effeminate. Is this post-modernist shape theory?

No. 453308

>>453295
Don’t tell males about this site, the fuck. Your husband couldn’t be more wrong, Wigi is a chad.
>>453306
Don’t you call my face phallic

No. 453309

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>>453303
>>453306
sorry nonnie i’m probably articulating myself poorly kek but i don’t think he looks like a woman, i meant that he looked kinda effeminate which is when you’re a man who has feminine features, not a man who fully looks like a lady; i totally agree the chad chin, stong jaw, and hunter eyes are definitely masculine but the pointy nose felt kind of fairylike to me. i consider a more masculine nose to be hooked/roman and stick out from the bridge to the tip like a trent reznor nose

No. 453311

>>453309
Now what the fuck is this. This is not Loveigi!

No. 453312

>>453308
On women, they're refined and sophisticated. Dw nona, I would never kek

No. 453313

>>453309
Why Trent Reznor,he is very male

No. 453314

>>453308
i’m sorry anon i didn’t really 'tell him' about its existence because he’s a zoomer too and grew up familiar with lolcows, he was just sitting next to me while i was scrolling the luigi sisterwives thread keeek

No. 453316

>>453309
I love NIN and Trent’s big Julius Caesar nose too lol

No. 453317

>>453289
My nigel is the same. He also doesn't mind my autistic obsession. I guess it helps he also shares a lot of Luigi's features which is probably also a reason why I am so obsessed kek.

No. 453318

>>452924
Penny literal restrained himself and did nothing until Neely lunged towards a woman with a baby and her stroller saying "I will kill you". All witnesses said this. He shouldn't have been trialed in the first place. Anyone seeing the police interrogation or the eyewitness at the scebe would know. He's genuinely a good man.

No. 453320

>>453317
Is he italian too? Maybe they see themselves in Luigi.

No. 453321

>luigi hired a female lawyer
>Karen Friedman Agnifilo

No. 453322

Oohhh now you all have Nigels that just so happen to look like Luigi, okay

No. 453324

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So have the media dropped the whole 'boomer at McDonalds ratted him out for 50k' thing and now they're saying his mom ratted him out? I feel like we are getting so much conflicting information at the moment

No. 453325

>>453322
They’re creating imaginary Nigels now to cope

No. 453326

it makes me depressed to think what luigi did will not change anythign fundamentally in our country

No. 453327

>>453309
This stumped me for a few minutes because a Roman nose looks so phallic too. But so many Spanish, Mexican and (obviously) Italian men who are hyper-masculine have smaller, pointier noses like Luigi's. I think I figured it out: Trent's nose is the confident long hanging dick-nose and Luigi's is the perky erect-and-ready-to-go dicknose

No. 453328

>>453322
>>453325
don't be jealous nonnie

No. 453330

>>453327
I am going to kill myself, I have an Italian nose, I don't want a perky ready to fuck nose.
>>453324
Poor worried mother

No. 453331

>>452388
Cracking his back and giving him kisses afterwards to soothe him.

No. 453333

>>453331
Da fuq was the nerd really necessary

No. 453334

>>453324
>So have the media dropped the whole 'boomer at McDonalds ratted him out for 50k' thing and now they're saying his mom ratted him out? I feel like we are getting so much conflicting information at the moment
Both can be true anon.
It's amazing how close he was to getting away with it. If he'd only called his mom, she wouldn't have filed missing person's report.
If only he hadn't worn a COVID mask he wouldn't have stood out in the McDs.
If only he'd ditched the gun (why tf he still have it, contemplating suicide?)
Sigh.

No. 453336

>>453330
His mom must have been so scared seeing her son on the news like that when the flirt CCTV photo was released, breaks my heart even more that after his schizomaxxing he might not even be the same person she remembers. Although judging by his Goodreads and going dark he seemed like he didn't have the best relationship with his parents

No. 453338

>>453336
It seems like he had an okay relationship though?

No. 453340

>>453333
Nerds are cute and hot. >>453214

No. 453341

>>453140
bad poetry is indeed a mood killer

>>453150
his politics were all over the place

>>453262
I had no idea the unibomber used to be hot what the fuck

No. 453343

>>453150
nice try CIA-chan

No. 453344

>>453341
The poetry turned out to not be his >>453239

No. 453345

>>453341
For the last time that’s not his neocities please lurk moar. He’s also never even mentioned Trump so ignore glowie-chan

No. 453348

>>453330
On a man, kek I keep making nonnies question their beautiful natural noses itt. These observations are only true on a male face /italics fag, sorry for delete

No. 453350

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>>453348
Samefag thread fuckup tax:
Luigi Mangione's Grandmother Left Family Members Millions, So Long as They Didn't Commit Crimes
>grandmother reportedly left tens of millions of dollars to her children and grandchildren after she died, but did so on one condition: that any grandchild receiving inheritance money not be “charged, indicted, convicted of or pleads guilty to a felony.”

https://www.https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/luigi-mangiones-grandmother-left-family-members-millions-so-long-as-they-didnt-commit-crimes

No. 453351

>>453350
You know this is just tabloid nonsense in the same vein as his two gay black lovers, right

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No. 453354

>>453350
It's probably tabloid nonsense like the other anon said but if it is true that it just shows how determined he was to kill Brian Thompson. He didn't care about the money because it had to be done, it just makes me respect him more.

No. 453355

>>453353
His arrest is such an insult to the intelligence of the American people and our lived experience

No. 453356

>>453351
That was reported by TMZ and Radaronline (low credibility) this is msn.com (high credibility) and they quote the will in the article

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/msn-com/

No. 453357

>>453354
The Mangione family is so massive I really don't think he would've gotten much out of it if it was split evenly.

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fucks wrong with me

No. 453361

Can we do a summary this time please for the love of god

No. 453362

>>453353
Oh, my sweet prince… don't cry…

No. 453366

>>453249
Pls no long beard but his stubble is yummy. Also I hope he has lots of body hair because I love body hair I am sorry nonnies I don't shave anything and I wanna rub my hair all over his

No. 453368

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Trump says that the shooting was a terrible, cold-blooded thing and that people who admire or like Luigi have a sickness. zzzzzz

No. 453370

>>453366
Only his legs are hairy



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