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No. 455202

ITT: Post pictures, new developments and conversation about Luigi
Previous Threads:
>>450007
>>451665
>>453384

No. 455204

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i love his two beauty marks they’re so cute

No. 455205

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infinite rubbing

No. 455206

bless thank you now back to my scheduled luigifagging

No. 455207

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>>455202
FREE LUIGI!

No. 455208

>>454724
can some skilled nonna write a fanfic where he is the lone survivor on an island and we rescue him

No. 455209

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>>455199
>Actually when they transport prisoners they put diapers on them
Doing picrel to his piss soaked diaper.

No. 455210

There’s still time for the plane to crash, no?

No. 455211

>>455208
How would he end up on an island?
Realistically my baby boy would end up in the Appalachian wilderness

No. 455212

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Hihi

No. 455213

WHY WERENT WE THERE WE COULD HAVE SAVED HIM!!!!

No. 455214

>>455213
We would get shot down unfortunately

No. 455215

>>455212
i'm dead

No. 455216

>>455212
This is so fucking cute.

No. 455217

Anyone posting in these threads just to shit on Luigi or the anons who like him will get a lengthy ban, as it is obviously an attempt to bait infights. Hide the thread if you do not like the subject matter or the posters. Please report the baiting retards and ignore them.

No. 455218

>>455212
His little look at the camera and away is so cute kek our awkward husbanderino.

No. 455219

>>455187
what are you, a "moid hater" doing camping in the weegee simp containment thread? Hit dogs holler, huh.

No. 455220

>>455217
Based farmhand, infinite kisses to you dear friend.

No. 455221

>>455210
If there was a just god the plane would malfunction and crash somewhere in the middle of nowhere.
Everyone would die except Luigi would would remain unscathed except losing a finger (so when the crime people show up they assume my sexy boy is dead and leave him alone!)
and then a feral nona would care for him.

>>455210
I'm not sure PA to NY is a short trip and I see court sketches (that are uggo)

No. 455222

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>>455217
Queen take protecting our husband when he isn't here to defend himself

No. 455223

>>455218
Is he kuudere or gap moe

No. 455224

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dumb bitch in pajama pants didnt use a sharpie on her sign so it's unreadable.
also she's asian kek

No. 455225

>>455111
I'm tearing up, it's like seeing a tiger at the zoo

>>455117
My tampon

>>455119
>>455190
Luigi honey we need to get you a good Italian barber…

No. 455226

they should be in NY by now the plane ride isn’t that long

No. 455227

today is going to be a busy day for him and us my poor baby boy is going to be exhausted after all his travel and hearings

No. 455228

>>455226
No it’s crashed in my backyard

No. 455230

>>455224
wtf does that even say

No. 455231

nonners this is the live feed i'm watching but it sucks. if anyone has a better one pls share

No. 455233

>>455109
combination of anxiety and the fact that prison food will make you go Auschwitz mode if you don't get commissary.
I'm sure Luigi has been gifted a shitload of food but none of it has been given to him. I hope at least the other inmates got it or something.
This whole case makes me hate the prison system as much as privatized healthcare
Sure, most crime scrots should just be taken out back and killed for sure, but theres other scrots you might be able to rehabilitate or are just plain old good boys (like luigi!)
Lets face it. The worst crimescrots never see the inside of a jail cell anyways.

No. 455235

>>455230
Luigi Coin.

No. 455236


No. 455237

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No. 455239

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>>455173
Some moid on cc posted this
Their board must be infested with seething scrotes lmao

No. 455240

Do you think brians wife would anonimously send him some gifts for getting her inheritance sooner?

No. 455241

>>455239
I HC that normie weegee who stayed in his stem group would have married an asian girl due to proximity rather than some creepy scrot fetish
But schizo luigi will fuck any race. He's too enlightened and realizes race war shit is there to divide the masses and distract them from the real problem (the corrupt ruling class)

No. 455242

>>455239
these faggots are just seething that they don’t look as good and didn’t have the balls to do what he did

No. 455243

>>455239
They sound like major losers if they need to lurk here in a weegee simp containment thread and ragepost about it elsewhere kek. Just exit the fucking thread and stay in your lane, damn.

No. 455244

>>455239
Kek I know the person who made the first post in this pic because she's my gf and has been complaining about this to me.

No. 455246

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wtf

No. 455247

>>455240
tbh I would NOT be surprised if Thomson's wife lusts after Luigi. I know people who worked in consulting and they told me that one time they were in iowa for an insurance company (des moines is the insurance capital of america) and apparently going to strip clubs was the norm.
I have no hate for Thomson's widow. She was separated from him, probably saw he was an evil absent shithead who cheated on her frequently while she stayed at home and cared for his kids.

>>455239
I NEVER ever said ALL moids should die. Just 90% of them. What the fuck is wrong with these insecure retards?

No. 455248

I’m a retard can someone explain what makes a federal charge different than a normal murder charge

No. 455249

>>455247
>what is wrong with these insecure retards
They're mad that they have less anons to do their polilez LARP with and it makes them feel insecure.

No. 455250

>>455246
Complete bullshit! I hate how fast this is going because all it shows is that the corporate overlords have all the power. I seriously hope Luigi's lawyers can successfully fight this off.

No. 455251

>>455202
omg he's shaved

No. 455252

>>455217
Thank you farmhand. our containment is protected

No. 455253

>>455246
At best it was manslaughter. I don't think the killer intended to necessarily kill thomson. He just didn't care if thomson died. If he really wanted him dead he could have easily headshot him when he was down.
Also at least they dont have the stupid terrorism charge anymore.
>>455248
Im kind of retarded too so take this with a grain of salt but I think federal is country wide as opposed to a state crime

No. 455254

>>455237
Told you

No. 455255

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>>455239
I'll rape any preference out of him

No. 455256

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>>455246
If they lock Americas boyfriend up then they should be legally required to let us do a weekly wellness check on him.
He should be allowed to go out and tell everyone how he's doing and also let us look at his naked body to ensure there are no bruises

No. 455257

>>455253
>Also at least they dont have the stupid terrorism charge anymore.
He still has that, doesn’t he?

No. 455258

>>455256
kisses his big handsome throat

No. 455259

>>455244
Can you tell your loser girlfriend to fuck off and stop malding about fanfiction.

No. 455260

>>455243
It's called de/g/eneracy for a reason kek, they just love nitpicking this thread because they're extremely envious of him and the attention he's getting. There are other moid fucking threads

No. 455261

>>455246
Looking more into it, I don't see how the federal murder charge applies at all. He didn't target anyone in the government and none of the other circumstances apply (murder via mail, on ship, etc.). Unless I am missing something, this is a really retarded and nonsensical charge that only serves to make him an example.

No. 455263

>>455259
No because she's right.(hide threads you dont like instead of posting in them)

No. 455264

>>455263
Ok stay on CC with her.

No. 455265

>>455244
your girlfriend is a tranny
>>455255
KEK that's the spirit
>>455261
crossing state lines is usually what makes it federal iirc

No. 455266

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tired of all the baiting please leave us alone to luigifag in peace

No. 455267

>>455263
If she's who I think she is kek you're in for quite surprise. But anyway fuck off fag.

No. 455269

Luigi e-dating countless women.

No. 455270

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>>455244
show this to your 'girlfriend'

No. 455271

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whoever posted this last thread i love you

No. 455272

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No. 455273

>>455239
Called it when I said that the people posting about his yellow fever were jealous moids trying to bait women into being racist kek.

No. 455274

>>455271
that was me nonna! It’s been so slow at work that weegee fagging is the only thing getting me through the day

No. 455275

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>>455273
why dont they go back to their dead ass scat infested imageboard. Their constant seething about lolcow is how I even ended up here to begin with because the lolcow hate threads are the only ones that are active on there.
Anyways. I'm done. Luigi time.

No. 455276

>>455212
How would you guys have cut his hair if you were his prison barber? (You arent allowed to grow it out)
would you sell he hair?

No. 455278

>>455275
he mogs all men around him HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE AAAAA MY HEART

No. 455279

People are saying hes gonna get the death penalty it makes me want to vomit!
This would be the least justified death penalty in american history! God fucking dammit!!!

No. 455280

>>455276
I didn’t read the second half. I don’t know. I would style it as is it right now, it looks fine. Someone said it looks like a zoomer haircut but it’s because his hair is curly. I wouldn’t change it. If not for your caveat I would make it grow out though.

No. 455281

>>455278
If women ruled the world Luigi would be bog standard male. We need female supremacy…..

No. 455283

>>455276
wtf i would keep the hair not sell it

No. 455284

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Luigi is skinny now but kept his butt.

No. 455285

>>455271
His teeth are so nice.. the painting is making me want to have neathendral with him

No. 455286

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>>455271
Why the tiny pic nona

No. 455287

>>455271
Imagine him painted up like this in a loincloth and tied up like a virgin sacrifice.

No. 455288

>>455287
His virginity is being sacrificed to the Nona tribe

No. 455289

>>455284
Hawt
>>455287
Also hawt

No. 455291

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They drew him so ugly I'm pissed off

No. 455292

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Cosplay sex with Luigi

No. 455293

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>>455286
Doing picrel with him.

No. 455294

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>>455291
Literally this

No. 455295


No. 455296

>>455287
if the feds are going to throw the death penalty anyways, might as well make it sexy to placate the horny plebs

No. 455298

>>455293
Saw this on the front page and knew immediately it was from this thread KEK

No. 455299

>>455291
This is making want to draw him,why did they get everything single thing wrong i loathe it so much

No. 455300

>>455298
Everything points back to Luigi. ♥

No. 455303

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>>455292
>ywn larp daisyxluigi femdom with your italian husband…
Nonas… is there an AU where all moids are luigi or hotter?

No. 455304

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This is NOT Luigi

No. 455305

>>455303
I’d like to think so,

No. 455306

>>455304
That is a fat faced old man kek

No. 455307

>>455304
the seething glowies refused to get the courtroom artist who would capture his beauty. Fucking fed cope.
They could have gotten the cream of the crop to sketch this case and not had to pay them a red fucking cent

No. 455308

Why do I feel like the courtroom artist is a male/pickme?
No fucking way would a yume depict weewee so uggo

No. 455309

Anyone else gnostic here? I think he's an aspect of Sophia

No. 455311

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god he’s so sexy

No. 455312

>>455307
They couldn’t even get someone who can draw hands. Also the five o clock shadow when hes clean shaved is crazy

No. 455313

>>455307
They are jelly cuz he was the only male with a good hairline in the courtroom

No. 455314

>>455311
Wow, all this for one ceo. As a burger, America is really embarrassing themselves

No. 455316


No. 455317

>>455311
Jesus on his way to Golgotha
>>455309
Agree

No. 455318

>>455311
Lulu my love
I want to see him tied up but not like this. He should be in my bed

No. 455319

>>455311
hnnnng his shoulders are so massive i cant

No. 455320

>>455311
the romans taking jesus to his crucifixion

No. 455321

>>455306
Mike Stoklasa? kek

No. 455322

>>455319
And look at that slutty slave belt, I bet they hook him to the wall when they’re done with him

No. 455323

>>455291
kek they drew him like Mr. Bean

No. 455324

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>>455311
Why is every photo of post arrest luigi looking like some martyr tier shit?
Like they all look like renaissance paintings come to life
also>>455314
I hate america. If women ran this shithole country he would be let off because he exterminated an uggo granny murdering sexpest

No. 455325

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No. 455326

>>455311
fyi the black man behind our boyfriend is the corrupt mayor of NYC (that Trump says he's going to pardon from his bribery charges)
no reason for his bitch ass to be there, attention-whoring
corpo bootlicking faggots

No. 455327

>>455326
I feel like this whole court case is just TRYING to rile up the American people. How can people not be angry that their resources are being squandered to punish this guy while the people who mug them on the streets go free?!

No. 455328

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his perp walk is so sexy he keeps doing that thing with his mouth and raising his eyebrow

No. 455329

>>455328
OH he looks even cuter in this one! the other one his eyes were mid blink and looked off. Lord please have mercy on this fallen angel.

No. 455330

>>455328
He's getting so skinny, fuck he's hot

No. 455331

>>455328
Post the fucking vid or I am killing you and then myself

No. 455333

He's so pretty…. He's the literal opposite of a terrorist. I want everyone involved in prosecuting Luigi to be sent to the guillotine where we throw tomatoes at them as they walk up the steps to their shameful and undignified demise.

No. 455334

>>455328
Man he’s tall af

No. 455335

>>455328
so cute

No. 455336

>>455328
Oooohhhh he's so pretty in this pic I love his lanky schizo physique arguably more than his buffoid fratbro physique.

No. 455337

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the camera loves this man holy shit

No. 455338

He looks so sad and miserable and afraid and yet so so brave

No. 455339

>>455328
He needs to be covered in hickies.

No. 455340

>>455328
I think it's because they're aware he's America's curret hero so they don't want any possibility of somone "saving" him

on a funnier note, me and my sister are joking he has more security than that CEO did kek.

No. 455341

>>455328
His large hands… I need .. I love those thumbs so much

No. 455342

>>455328
mm sexo

No. 455344

>>455341
His hands are so beautiful and sculpted

No. 455345

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>>455336
This!
Luigi LOOKS cute in his fake normie days but in reality he was boring and generic. Cute and loveable but nothing special dime a dozen fratmoid like his other techbro friends.
The (alleged) fact that he sacrificed himself for all the grandmas denied healthcare makes him go from an 8 to an 11.

No. 455346

>>455328
I gasped when I saw this, he's so beautiful. Nonas imagine him looking at you so longingly

No. 455347

Kek at anons getting assblasted over us making up some fictional character to get off to. They don't know that if he's confirmed to be a right wing misogynist scrote all we'll do is write fanfiction about him being tied down and beaten and molested and raped by women and not about cuddling him and sucking his dick.

No. 455348

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No. 455349

>>455331
trying to but on mobile ugh

No. 455350

>>455328
More iconic than the Trump assassination photo.

No. 455351

>>455345
why do you keep posting this retarded image anon
he never wore women's rave cargos or lingerie

No. 455352

>>455328
Apparently these pictures are going to be the last we see of him for a while and it makes me mad that he is being dealt with by the fbi rather than standard law enforcement. He is NOT a terrorist and all i want is more footage and pics of him. He looks so delicious btw.

No. 455353

>>455341
I want those hands on my waist, slowly lowering down to my hips

No. 455354

>>455349
>trying to but on mobile ugh
reeeee
where is the vid youre trying to link

No. 455356


No. 455357

>>455347
So mad that they need to defend some stupid pickme bitch who shot up a school to impress a bunch of failmales.

No. 455358

>>455354
on r/Luigi_Mangione subreddit which I don’t want to link cause don’t want to get banned

No. 455360

transferring him from plane to helicopter

No. 455361

>>455348
Wheee i hope he has fun
>>455360
Please let it crash

No. 455362

Confession: I much prefer the current jail thin Luigi than the fratbro muscle Luigi. He just looks more appealing to me

No. 455363

Just saying if Luigi stayed at my house this would have never happened

No. 455365

>>455358
Why would you get banned? Pretty sure you can link if embed isn't possible? Guess I'll find out kek
(It's 50MB so I can't upload it to LC)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Luigi_Mangione/comments/1hhz4al/mangione_now_in_nyc/(this is an imageboard post caps)

No. 455366

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Yes I'm in love
Yes I'm in love
And afraid to see you
Til the next one
Yes I'm in love
Yes I'm in love
And afraid to see you
Your wrath

No. 455367

>>455347
>if he's confirmed to be some right wing misogynist scrote.
I just don't see how that can even happen. I mean, sure, expect the unexpected. But it seems so realistic. Everything about him right down to the crime just does not match misogynist patterns. Men really suck shit at pretending, too. Sure he interacted with scrots but whenever he would even agree with them on anything it was generally over something that wasn't controversial and couldn't be blamed on women, like when he agreed with Fucker Grifterson that modern architecture is depression and dystopian. I hate that faux news failmale but even I could agree with that.
If any of luigis brain was poisoned by fratfag boyschool locker room talk it could easily be rape corrected out of him.
>>455361
I only want the plane to crash if luigi survives and gets away.

No. 455368

They never treated Diddy this way

No. 455369

>>455363
Same. I would have made him a hidden bomb shelter like in the movie Parasite.

No. 455370

never mind found his perp walk vid, here it is as requested

No. 455371

>>455352
>it makes me mad that he is being dealt with by the fbi rather than standard law enforcement. He is NOT a terrorist
1st degree murder is a federal offense.

No. 455373

>>455370
>unavailable in my country
fuck…

No. 455375

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>>455370
>me rn

No. 455376

>>455373
Maybe this will work for you, nona?

No. 455378

>>455370
the fact that they are treating him like he's some kind of supervillain is retarded, the only crime he committed was being too sexy

No. 455380

>>455376
he looks a little tired in this, i hope hes sleeping okay

No. 455381

>>455378
Right?! Like wtf even if he committed the crime he's clearly less dangerous than the faggy unhinged school shooters that plague america daily. Dude didn't even kill the bystander.

No. 455382

After watching the video
I think the thing he's doing with his tongue stabbing into his cheek is a way to yawn with subtlety (without opening your mouth wide).
Such a polite civilized king

No. 455384

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No. 455385

>>455376
Beautiful ethereal divine gorgeous angelic etc etc
Agreeing with other nonnies that his schizomaxxing body type looks really sexy. Wish we could see this version shirtless…

No. 455387

He's too cute I can't do this

No. 455388

>>455384
Love this pose.

No. 455389

>>455384
Luigi… I wish I could be there to fangirl over you

No. 455390

>>455370
When i get home i will screenshot and make gifs. Poor thing, look at the way he walks. He looks so sad, exhausted, weak, and afraid.

No. 455391

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>>455384
I can’t take it anymore he doesn’t deserve to be treated like some kind of animal

No. 455392

>>455391
It hurts my soul so bad

No. 455393

>>455384
feds extradite him to me, I promise he'll never leave my bed. He won't be a danger to society

No. 455394

He doesnt get a jacket in december huh?

No. 455395

>>455384
he looks like a caveman(hide the thread)

No. 455396

I want to treat him tenderly. kissing and petting his head, itching his back, and listening to his problems.

No. 455397

>>455376
>>455390
at about 55 seconds he makes a cute face and does a head tilt and says something to the FBI agent in front of him
im dying

No. 455398

>>455397
screenshot it and post it here I am lazy and too paralyzed by horny

No. 455399

>>455391
I want to live in a world where the roles are reversed. I want a peoples uprising with Luigi as the leader as we the luigi fans burn down this fucked up corrupt moid system to rebirth one built on love and compassion for the American people.
Imagine a new America where Luigi is on our currency instead of these uggos

No. 455400

>>455384
I wonder how it feels for the gun-toting LARPers escorting him to know they are standing next to a man 1000000x more masculine than they could ever dream of being.

No. 455401

>>455394
They despise him
>>455400
This is why

No. 455402

>>455384
fingers in my mouth…

No. 455404

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>>455397
Sorry if its too tiny

No. 455405

>>455404
>>455403
NEED

No. 455406

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No. 455407

>>455403
Oh good fuckin morning to you too, baby

No. 455408

>>455404
yours is cuter, nona.

No. 455409

>>455404
thank you nona ughhhh i know he probably likes to growl during sex

No. 455410

>>455400
Low value dogs need to be armed to the teeth in order to stand next to a REAL man.
They are scared. They should be scared. If they know what's good for them they won't execute Luigi.

No. 455411

>>455406
What is this from? he looks amazing. his hair somehow looks shorter?? he doesn’t look like he’s been rotting in a cell at all

No. 455412

>>455404
>>455406
sexsexsexsexsexsexsex

No. 455413

>>455411
This is from today. They cleaned him up

No. 455414

>>455411
He kind of does, he is all skinny and tired

No. 455415

>>455404
It looks like he was giving a banter-y answer to an officer wtf why is this so sexy to me

No. 455416

>>455406
Is this anger or stress/anxiety

No. 455417

>>455403
"Sup"

No. 455419

Why is he so fucking sexy? He literally looks like he's passively lost/some observing tourist. Why is that so hot. Jesus I need him beneath me and I need to slap his face. Sexually. Fuuuuck.

No. 455420

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No. 455421

>>455410
>if they know what's good for them
If Luigi dies, he will become a saint/martyr for the cause, but we need others to step up in his place. Unfortunately I feel like the only way to truly fight the corrupt system would be from the inside, and it would take years of political asskissing, bribery, and networking to get into a position where one is close enough to take out the people responsible while having enough warbucks to bypass the laws and get the feds off one's ass. That's how all those other fucks do it. Seems like it would take a decade minimum.

No. 455422

>>455420
Reminder to all nonnas especially those in the NYC area that jury nullification is 100% legal and there are literally no consequences for doing so.

No. 455423

>>455420
>>455422
Please nonas, we're counting on you. Don't let these evil rich fucks spit in our faces anymore. Obstruct them.

No. 455424

Uh oh. No matter how hard they throw the book at Luigi, the floodgates have been opened.

No. 455425

>>455416
Stress/anxiety

No. 455426

File: 1734637502985.png (508.49 KB, 403x607, manbutt.PNG)


No. 455428

>>455424
If he faces life in prison he might as well come back and finish the job.

No. 455429

>>455395
Shut up moid. Luigi looks like gorgeous renaissance art, face and body sculpted by the gods. He’s been in jail for a week and even his complexion is perfect. The little blush/tan on his cheeks is killing me

No. 455430

>>455429
He looks so sad and lost. Beautiful and tragic

No. 455431

>>455370
All those officers seems like such overkill but it makes him hotter for some reason.

No. 455432

>>454731
Nonita thanks for continuing, I loved it and can't wait for the next part!

No. 455433

>>455431
It’s the juxtaposition of ugly versus beautiful and also draws reference to Jesus’ walk to Golgotha

No. 455434

File: 1734637751122.gif (810.44 KB, 400x419, qt.gif)

>>455405
>>455407
>>455417
i feel bad for deleting.

No. 455436

>>455434
He’s definitely saying “sup”

No. 455437

>>455436
or is he saying “fuck you”? Idk

No. 455438

Hannibal Lecter AU where they keep Weege in a mask and you're a detective trying to get answers from him. Not even going to finish this I'm just going to pray.

No. 455439

>>455434
It kind of looks like he's saying "It's aight", maybe the officer stepped on his foot or something.

No. 455440

>>455435
It got privatized but thats not really a shocker on censorit

No. 455442

>>455434
It’s like a meh situation they probably asked him a question, dunno about what. Maybe like anon said, someone stepped on his comically baggy prison pants

No. 455443

>>455439
more like i'm fine/it's fine

No. 455445

File: 1734638757343.gif (2.23 MB, 479x315, 345345f8d5.gif)

late on the gif but i wanted something cropped a bit wider

No. 455446

>>455443
I bet his response gave the cop a boner

No. 455447

>>455434
“Fine”
Yes. Yes you are.

No. 455448

I would risk getting shot just to pounce on him (would fuck up his bionic lower spine) and rip his police custody jumpsuit off just to molest his skinny chest. And tickle him. Not a ticklefag but imagining him giggle through the pain of his back on the ground would be hot as fuck.

No. 455449

File: 1734639429978.jpg (519.54 KB, 1058x1603, privated.jpg)


No. 455450

Do you think his back hurts and that’s why he is walking a little strangely

No. 455451

>>455450
They cuff your ankles so you can’t run

No. 455452

>>455449
There are def subreddits that simp for killers why are they so afraid and strict?
They are so up their own ass
I'm surprised more subs havent popped up

No. 455460

>>455451
Oh poor baby, cuffed all up

No. 455461


No. 455462

I wish I was his lawyer I'd molest him under the table in court kek.

No. 455464

He must be so cold and scared and sad

No. 455466

File: 1734641281961.jpeg (125.94 KB, 750x1100, IMG_8520.jpeg)


No. 455467

>>455452
Goes to show how scared those in power are. They won't even allow subreddits that are pro-Luigi. Pathetic.

No. 455469

>>455466
>comically large prison jumpy
This is so cute to me idgaf what the haters say.

No. 455471

>>455466
put him on some minoxidil right fucking now

No. 455472

>>455469
He looks so snuggleable and soft. Do you still think you could see his boner in there?

No. 455473

>>455471
I dread what all the stress is going to do to his skin and hair.

No. 455474

>>455471
You do realize that’s his hairline right? And you can see it because he’s male with short hair? He’s doing phenomenal for 26

No. 455475

>>455471
I feel like everyone's head has a little lighter space where the scalp is?

No. 455477


No. 455479

>>455471
His hair is curly nona that's normal

No. 455480

I've never prayed so hard in my life before
does the sex magic work?

No. 455481

File: 1734641853786.jpeg (267.3 KB, 1800x1197, IMG_3665.jpeg)

fuckkkkk

No. 455482

>>455471
I'm female with hair down to my pits and the whorl at the back of my head is 5x more blatant than that bit of scalp showing on him. When anons have never interacted with a human and have never seen the back of someone's head before KEK.

No. 455483

>>455481
He looks CUTE!!! These perp walks have been a gift!

No. 455484

>>455481
DAMN he's been looking so sexy this photoshoot.

No. 455485

>>455481
Holy fucking mogged

No. 455487

>>455472
I think it depends on how he's positioned and how the jumper is falling on him, if he bends forward you could barely see it because the jumper would hang off of him, standing up straight you most definitely could see it. Imagine him getting hot and bothered and awkwardly curling forward to try to hide his arousal but it's quite obvious what is happening to anyone who will see.

No. 455488

>>455481
This looks like a Renaissance painting

No. 455490

>>455487
Imagine grabbing him by the girdle and forcing him to straighten up again

No. 455492

>>455481
holy mother of god this is the best picture from today

No. 455495

i just woke up and they’re really charging him federally? god i want to cry i hate this world

No. 455497

the amount of feds escorting him is unnecessary they think he’s osama bin laden kek

No. 455500

File: 1734642618232.gif (161.11 KB, 220x193, 1000012014.gif)

>>455490
This actually got me going god damn nonnie.

No. 455502

>>455466
>>455328
>>455481
Is it normal for the NYPD to take so many photos with their focused and in frame logos? Feels like a cop merch drop

No. 455504

>>455481
He makes all those moids around him look like bridge trolls

No. 455505

>>455481
I hope he isn't cold…

No. 455506

>>455504
Was thinking the same thing especially that left guy, who looks like he is seething from Luigi being too perfect.

No. 455510

Why do the nonnas in this thread write scrot? It's scrotes.

No. 455511

>>455510
Luigi is our little apriScrot.

No. 455512

I can't figure out if his hair got cut

No. 455513

>>455482
>I'm female with hair down to my pits and the whorl at the back of my head is 5x more blatant than that bit of scalp showing on him. When anons have never interacted with a human and have never seen the back of someone's head before KEK.
exactly it's so pointy-elbows coded
It's like when moids will call a young woman's face 'busted' when she's smiliing and has those naturally occurring smile lines or folds that everyone gets when they make facial expressions
or when they'll freak about a few freckles like it's catastrophic sun damage on a 45-year-old

No. 455514

>>455512
I think trimmed around the neck area. His brows look cleaned up too lol

No. 455515

>>455510
I think it's one person, so whoever is doing that you're leaving a trace

No. 455516

>>455512
yes, it's shorter on the sides and they cleaned up and shaved the nape of his neck and around his ears too.
def got a proper haircut.

No. 455518

>>455502
>cop merch
this shit makes the cops look like fucking losers

No. 455519

>>455516
So thankful they didn’t ruin it

No. 455520

>>455516
Jelly of whoever cut luigis hair
I'd pocket it and sell bits of it online to you hungry bitches

No. 455521

>>455481
Zoom in you can see the border of his brief/boxer undies. I wonder if they are also neon orange

No. 455523

>>455328
This pic made me giggle like a retard ngl it's the perfect amount of badass and helpless

No. 455524

>>455209
now this is too much

No. 455525

>>455328
He needs my smoochies so bad I can feel him telepathically calling my lips to his.

No. 455526

They wanted this to be some sort of humiliating ritual for him but it didn’t work. Maybe he felt humiliated but people love him and anyone with working eyes can see this is abnormal and overkill.

No. 455529

>>455309
what does this mean?

No. 455532

>>455328
he's being framed, I swear to god

No. 455533

>>455532
Agreed. I want the real killer to strike again

No. 455535

Imagine how desperate he is for loving human touch, fuckkk

No. 455537

>>455535
You can see it in his eyes

No. 455541

>>455466
Anons picking up Luigi to bring him home to LCisland.

No. 455543

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No. 455544

>>455246
Nonnies I'm sad, I just now they're gonna "suicide" him…

No. 455545

I got kinda wet watching him walk with that chain around his legs. Poor Lychee

No. 455546

>>455529
In gnostic belief, Sophia is the personification of wisdom and skill, also the mother of the demiurge (the God worshipped in Abrahamic religions who is seen as a cruel god). Some gnostics believe that some people are born with more Sophia than most people and use it for good.

No. 455547

>>455544
me too, nonnie. i feel sad and nauseous. i can't imagine what he must be feeling, this is awful

No. 455548

>>455546
Well he is a virgo moon~

No. 455549

>>455318
they should show him in his prison cell in a straightjacket looking up angrily at the photographer

No. 455551

>>455544
No god no… nooooooo NOOOOOOOOOOO
Put him in a cell with 24/7 live feed to the public so we can ensure he doesnt suicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 455552

My left nipple just got hard I think he’s sending boob suck signals, anyone else feel it?

No. 455553

>>455552
kekkkkkk

No. 455554

File: 1734646819805.jpeg (513.54 KB, 1064x1367, IMG_3666.jpeg)

the sealed complaint from the department of justice (aka the feds) with pictures of the weapon

https://www.justice.gov/d9/2024-12/signed_complaint_mangione.pdf

No. 455555

>>455554
>USA v. Luigi Mangione
NO YOU FAT UGLY FUCKS ITS YOU WHO IS GOING AGAINST HIM ITS SHOULD BE UGLY FAT FUCK FEDS V. LUIGI MANGIONE REEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 455556

>>455481
Really dislike the haircut but he’s still looking fine. Also I bet that undershirt has soaked up so much sweat by now…

No. 455557

>>455544
Thinking about him getting stabbed and left to bleed out on the floor is crushing me. Nonas, I'm scared for him. I really hope the people who think the actual killer is still out there and will strike again which will lead to Luigi's freedom (get out of jail free card) are right about the whole thing, but if nothing happens….

No. 455559

oh they gonna epstein him…i can feel it

No. 455560

File: 1734647256948.png (229.95 KB, 1418x990, signedcomplaint.png)

>>455554
him talking about wacking one ceo made me laugh

No. 455563

>>455557
They don’t suicide people via stabbing nonna
>>455560
Kek he is so corny, he really does resemble Rodya from Crime and Punishment… just a little. Though the way it’s written it feels so fake.

No. 455564

>>455560
kek only a true (and hot) italian man would say that

No. 455565

>>455560
samefag but i want to see his handwriting

No. 455567

>>455563
because it is fake.
"I wasn't working with anyone" No shit. Because that isn't the killer.
The REAL killer is working with people. Why the fuck do you think theres CCTV footage of him talking on the phone.
Luigi was just a Chris Mccandless type. he ran away because he was tired of the system, like kaczynski but I dont think he had any murderous intents.
>>455565
I think Ive seen it before. Its atrocious moidscratch. But I forgive him

No. 455568

>>455567
Really? I think ive seen it before and it was decent.

No. 455569

File: 1734647798238.webp (30.21 KB, 792x524, IMG_3667.webp)

>>455567
if you look at his fake signature it gives a glimpse of his chicken scratch

No. 455570

>>455569
It’s a signature

No. 455571

>>455481
Is this what it looked like when jesus was being lead to theh cross?

No. 455572

>>455569
kekkkkk i find it cute

No. 455573

>>455569
It's better than mine kek

No. 455574

I want to see him crying

No. 455575

>>455569
yummy eyebrows.

No. 455576

File: 1734648580940.jpeg (294.05 KB, 1280x960, IMG_3668.jpeg)

new courtroom sketch kek they seriously can’t capture his beauty sigh

No. 455577

>>455574
We will get there probably. I want to see him in a straitjacket. I want to see him chained on his knees looking at me with his gorgeous, sad eyes. I also want him free. I am so sad the plane and helicopter didn’t crash with him as the sole survivor. Imagine him looking around the dark forests with his curious, afraid puppy eyes. Trying to use a rock to break his chains just to stumble down a ravine and get rescued by a nonnie.

No. 455578

>>455576
court room sketches are almost always shit sadly

No. 455579

>>455576
Can they PLEASE hire a japanese yume?!?!

No. 455580

>>455576
>emily
shes too nervous while she draws him
She overworked the face because shes too horny

No. 455581

>>455576
I guess we can use our imaginations to piece together what he really looked like at the time
>>455578
I could do way better

No. 455582

File: 1734648889043.jpg (53.22 KB, 600x693, manfaceaua.jpg)

>>455576
KEK WTFFFF
why do this??? someone got PAID for this???

No. 455583

File: 1734648926663.jpg (702.86 KB, 1280x1562, tumblr_9d80f8d82459d365dd2a208…)

Can't be bothered to check the thread to see if it's been posted already, but I saw this and was reminded of you nonitas

No. 455584

>>455576
Emily…we need to have a talk

No. 455585

>>455581
same and it's making me wonder if i can make this into a career because holy shit the bar is low

No. 455586

>>455584
She was crying trying to get the face perfect she ruined it

No. 455587

>>455583
you cant be serious with this actual dyke

No. 455588

>>455576
why the fuck did they make his face pink?

No. 455589

>>455586
I understand. However I can't even draw a stickman and I would do a better job

No. 455590

Why is weegee nowhere on the news today?? Bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit.

No. 455591

>>455590
The overlords want everyone to forget this.

No. 455592

>>455590
i hate how they’re doing courtroom sketches instead of just letting cameras in the room

No. 455593

>>455576
Need the real photo..

No. 455594

>>455591
Only normie boomers who dont do shit anyways will forget.

No. 455595

>>455592
why arent cameras allowed? Because the ethereal light that constantly shines over wee wee would expose the demonic united states government for what it truly is?

No. 455597

>>455590
He was covered pretty extensively by CNN, most of the commentary was about how he committed an act of terrorism and that he looked sad and scared

No. 455598

File: 1734649574266.png (1.49 MB, 1080x1289, 1000003030.png)

They hire fucking Tumblr artists or something this is horrible

No. 455599

>>455543
ugh he looks so sad and stressed here
>>455544
I hope that doesn't happen but I have a bad feeling about what the outcome will be for Luigi. As much as I want jury nullification I think the jury will be rigged so that doesn't happen, and that he'll probably get life in prison at the minimum. When I was talking about Luigi with my dad the other day he said that Luigi will get the insanity defense and do 5-10 years in prison max (and not from an optimistic standpoint, he's a fox news-loving conservitard who thinks NYC is soft on crime) but it's obvious to anyone with a brain that won't be the case, judging from how this case has been handled so far.

No. 455600

>>455598
ruh roh
she's gonna get bullycided for outing herself as the fuglifier of king wigi

No. 455601

>>455598
From what I can glean, not a lot of actual professional illustrators would want a job like this because it doesn't pay all that much and there aren't that many cases that call for artists. Apparently it seems that news outlets are the ones that hire court room sketch artists and not the courts themselves. Thus, you have these shitty drawings.

No. 455603

>>455598
This hearing will produce so much material for the ugly art thread kek

No. 455604

>>455598
why she give him that tiktok broccoli hair it’s fucking ugly

No. 455605

>>455598
What is he reading

No. 455606

File: 1734649977392.jpg (551.99 KB, 1179x1437, Emily N. Goff.jpg)

>>455600
We aren't the only ones kek.

No. 455607

>>455598
why she make his hands so small.
Emily, what are you doing?!?!?

No. 455609

>>455606
feds please hire a manga artist

No. 455610

>>455605
Nona self insert fanfiction

No. 455612

>>455598
imagine getting to be there and sketch him

No. 455613

>>455328
>>455336
right nonna. he looks so gorgeous holy shit

No. 455614

File: 1734650358705.jpg (514.65 KB, 1170x2080, Emily N. Goff.jpg)

>>455612
Must've been a holy shit moment when he walked in. I would've came.

No. 455615

>>455614
I think I'd have fucked it up too because looking at him would make me so fucking nervous

No. 455617

>>455612
I would be masturbating while sketching

No. 455618

Luigi is in court right now under the direct objectification of the female gaze.
Why can't it be MY gaze objectifying him??????

No. 455619

>>455614
My panties would have soaked as soon as he walked into the room, he definitely has that energy.

No. 455620

do you think luigi knows just how popular he is with the girlies rn?

No. 455622

>>455404
oh my god seeing him emote killed me. he's divine

No. 455623

>>455555
Checked.
It's ruling class vs American folk hero.

No. 455625

Nonas will we ever hear him talk again???????

No. 455626

>>455598
he deserves much better drawings done of him than this bullshit

No. 455628

>>455618
He’s in court still? Poor thing has had such a long day. He must be so tired. Has he eaten?!

No. 455629

>>455620
i feel like he has to, the other inmates have to be talking about it right? and his lawyers had to have told him about how people are reacting to him being discovered

No. 455630

File: 1734651136302.jpg (2.72 MB, 3000x3000, woof woof.jpg)

i need him so bad

No. 455631

>>455384
his collarbone protruding through his t-shirt…

No. 455632


No. 455633

>>455629
he HAS to know but i wonder to what extent, his new york lawyer said that he appreciates everyone's support

No. 455634

>>455630
his pussy is wet lol

No. 455635

>>455630
>astral projecting myself onto his hands when he's alone and needs to jerk off

No. 455637

>>455630
Fuck such nice hands

No. 455638

>>455633
i wonder when he’ll start getting all of his letters, or if he has already…would it be a good idea to print him some screenshots of everybody creaming our jeans over his beauty?
>>455614
i would have done a much better job than that

No. 455639

File: 1734651465095.jpg (Spoiler Image,119.51 KB, 344x511, ag.jpg)


No. 455640

>>455606
I feel kind of bad for her but she did him dirty kek

No. 455642

>>455640
art is hard pls understand. also i doubt they could find better illustrators in bumfuck, pennsylvania. it is tragic. i could have done so much better in depicting our boy

No. 455643

File: 1734652296158.gif (765.22 KB, 640x343, tumblr_4fd1f49ee59894b359d6b6f…)

i desperately need to be fingered by him i can't cope with this situation

No. 455647

File: 1734652801742.jpeg (81.1 KB, 442x632, IMG_3112.jpeg)

>>455643
i understand your pain nonna

No. 455648

>>455633
>he HAS to know but i wonder to what extent, his new york lawyer said that he appreciates everyone's support
I'm sure she made it clear to him that women are going wild for him and would be writing to him.
She would've needed him to understand that and would've proceeded to advise him not to respond to any letters or to share the letters
Prisoners that get lots of love mail often give or trade it with other prisoners

No. 455649

File: 1734653302817.jpg (48.38 KB, 505x612, 1000019378.jpg)

Aaaaaaa

No. 455650

>>455649
licked my screen

No. 455651

>>455649
nice cheekbones

No. 455653

they shaved his unibrow off

No. 455654

File: 1734653603931.jpeg (88.94 KB, 1199x1092, IMG_3648.jpeg)

>>455649
my sweet italian prince mogging those around him

No. 455658

>>455649
Do they even let him change his undershirt, it's the same as last time.

No. 455660

>>455569
>>455649
GODDDDD imagine he gets away undiscovered and lives his new life as Mark Rosario… and you meet him meetcute style and fall in love until one day he tells you that you have to run with him and he reveals that he is Luigi Mangione, the killer of CEO Brian Thompson.

No. 455661

Sooo before Luigi was apprehended, his mother had told law enforcement that the shooting was "something she could see him doing"
wow
if the timestamp doesn't embed properly use this URL approx 3:15
https://youtu.be/s7JkkBKhFio?t=197

No. 455663

>>455370
From another POV.

No. 455664

>>455649
a god among subhumans
>>455658
i want to smell it
>>455661
i don't know why but i don't believe it, they made that shit up

No. 455667

>>455661
>Go to Subscriptions
>see "Missing Girl Found Dead in Burned Out Car"
>'What the fuck?'
>remember I subbed to this channel to comment free luigi this morning
Oh yeah. Kek, his mom knew her son would get radicalized and shoot someone…? I'd find this shocking but to be honest, my family would say this about me in a heartbeat.
>>455660
Then I get even wetter.
>>455663
Yeah they planned to be there. Anyway, why does Weegee look around like he forgets where he's at?

No. 455669

>>455590
Less coverage lately could be explained by the bourgeoisie's fear of weegee copycats. Earlier today some guy stabbed his boss and the media is already calling it a copycat crime even though nothing indicates it being one.

No. 455670

>>455660
pls someone write a fic about this

No. 455672

What is he doing right now, is he still in a courtroom? Or is he finally able to sit down and eat and go to bed

No. 455673

>>455667
>Anyway, why does Weegee look around like he forgets where he's at?
Stress tic maybe?

No. 455675

File: 1734654868498.jpeg (334.62 KB, 1280x960, IMG_3670.jpeg)

why do they keep drawing him like this??!!! (also looks like he changed from the orange jumper to something more formal)

No. 455676

>>455649
Shaving the sides wasn’t a bad choice. His spaghetti fro was kind of distracting but now it compliments his features.
Fuck he is so hot. And I just love that he doesn’t have that serial killer psycho look that murderous moids usually have. He’s like a fictitious villain from a Hollywood movie kek

No. 455677

>>455675
I need to see him so bad wtf.

No. 455678

>>455675
This is a psyop most definitely.

No. 455679

File: 1734654984033.webp (16.7 KB, 257x360, IMG_9984.webp)

>>455675
Jesus they drew him like a typical 50+ Italian uncle

No. 455680


No. 455681

File: 1734655092746.jpg (328.83 KB, 1179x500, cap.jpg)

Thinking.

No. 455682

>>455675
Kek that is not Luigi. ALSO I need to see him in the new outfit, however I have a theory this person just did not have orange chalk because it looks like the jumpsuit but in black. Why the fuck did this person draw him as an old man? It has to be male jealousy.
>>455676
It is because he is not evil, he's good. He has sad, scared, worried eyes.

No. 455683

File: 1734655361677.jpeg (399.33 KB, 1439x1399, 62abce8188c461a173a6d7c2_1439_…)

>>455675
>also looks like he changed from the orange jumper to something more formal
I'm gonna riot if we don't get any proper pics/videos of this

No. 455684

>>455683
Unfortunately nonnie…. I don't think we will.

No. 455685

File: 1734655446281.gif (248.86 KB, 220x163, 834898934.gif)

>>455675
>attorney is like 3X his age
>they draw her looking younger than him
who are these hack artists?

No. 455686

Fuck getting so wet thinking about his chained hands folded in front of him, his miserably tiny, nervous, cautious steps because of his chained ankles, and that random slutty belt around his waist that the cops probably yank when he's acting too distracted

No. 455687

File: 1734655762755.png (78.98 KB, 672x315, 3897245930854.png)

He's going in the same jail as Diddler Diddy.
Maybe they'll even put them together.
That would keep him safe if you think about it.

No. 455688

>>455687
better than being sent to adx imo

No. 455689

>>455687
No it wouldn't and I am going to kill myself, they really despise Luigi for killing a CEO and want to make an example out of him. Diddy is a fucking serial rapist demon. I hope People.com (the fuck) isn't right.
>>455688
Is it?

No. 455690

>>455687
Putting him with a sick fuck rapist is not ideal at all. Luigi won’t be caught looking in that scrote’s direction

No. 455691


No. 455692

>>455689
anon, adx is full of actual terrorists. it's a horrifying place
he's safe with diddy because diddy has waaaay more to lose than anyone else in that entire jail
for that raisin he's not going to hurt luigi

No. 455693

>>455687
disgusting that they are putting him in the same jail as that rapist scrote

No. 455694

>>455692
If he hurt Luigi he's prob be lauded as some sort of hero by all of the elites that raped with him.
I am still afraid. Is it even normal for Luigi to be treated this way before the actual trial even starts? It's moving very fast. Innocent before proven guilty my ass.

No. 455695

>>455689
well i think so, adx is terribly isolating it'd be ridiculous if they send him there with literal terrorists and drug lords like el chapo, that's where the worst of the worst moids go

No. 455696

>>455693
>disgusting that they are putting him in the same jail as that rapist scrote
good luck finding a prison that isn't full or rapist scrotes?
u guys cant be reasoned with sometimes
he has to go somewhere and being put in with a rich faggot that is also protected just increases his chances of not being harmed

No. 455697

>>455695
Please I hope he doesn't ever go there

No. 455698

>>455649
He has the perfect sized chin

No. 455699

>>455694
they already made up their minds and are not even trying to hide it anymore
>>455697
same, nonnie. i've been seriously losing sleep over this

No. 455700

File: 1734656345924.jpeg (48.45 KB, 400x225, IMG_3671.jpeg)

>>455675
here is another sketch from a different artist

No. 455701

>>455700
I NEED TO SEE HIM WEARING THIS LAYERED COLLARED SWEATER

No. 455702

>>455700
THEY PUT HIM IN A SWEATER AND PANTS! RELEASE THE PICS!

No. 455703

>>455661
THE FAMILY IS FAKE. ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE FAKE. THIS IS A FED OP. HE DID NOTHING!!! THIS IS ALL AI FUCKERY EXCEPT FOR THE SHOOTING!!!!!!!

No. 455704

Damn I wake up and we already on another one

No. 455705

File: 1734656666030.gif (658.43 KB, 220x123, rabid.gif)

>>455700
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what the fuck, imagine how hot he looked like with the new haircut and dressed like that

No. 455707

>>455700
We need pics of this diabolically sexy Sunday church fit imagine tackling him and riding him on the floor with his back against the pulpit. Mmmmmm.

No. 455708

File: 1734656889801.jpg (88.86 KB, 1016x1215, IMG_8526.jpg)

Please I am going to kill myself if we don't see him in that cute outfit. Also it seems like he either sits there in the courtroom or he's reading the papers. I guess there isn't much else he could do. I need him. Did they remove his chains then, when he was dressed in that new outfit? Did they feed him!

No. 455709

>>455708
He looks so nervous. It’s so sexy

No. 455711

>>455709
I know… and he must be so cold, too. Good thing they changed his outfit. Ugh, imagining him getting released from those constraints and stripping down, probably shaking from the cold and from nervousness (did they have to watch him change?) and putting on a finally normal outfit (did he get to pick it himself?) poor boy… he is probably so tired.

No. 455712

File: 1734657245037.webp (38.79 KB, 612x452, IMG_3672.webp)

my current favorite pic from his perp walk

No. 455713

>>455202
thinking about him while i decorate my christmas tree he should be here with me

No. 455714

>>455712
He looks so tired also can you fucking save your images as a png or jpeg before you upload them ree

No. 455715

File: 1734657351427.gif (74.23 KB, 200x211, 83049583094824.gif)

>>455667
>why does Weegee look around like he forgets where he's at?
scanning his surroundings
committing to memory
analyzing his options
formulating escape plan
in his sexy genius brain

No. 455716

>>455715
He fucking better be.

No. 455717

WHY DO WE HAVE THESE GAY FUCKING DRAWINGS LIKE AMERICA THIS ISNT MIDEVIL TIMES WHY NO PHOTOS WHAT THE FUCK THIS GAY SHIT

No. 455718

wait is he still in court? nonnas there might still be a chance to see him dressed like a normal, so depressed this is all we are seeing of him for a while though

No. 455719

>>455714
oh shit my bad sorry nona im on mobile

No. 455720

>>455718
If he is still at court then he's had such a long day and must be so tired, miserable, afraid, etc. Free him now.

No. 455721

>>455718
no, nonnie. he's already at the MDC

No. 455722

I hate that he's on the fucking express lane of going to prison like fuck this is important hate this gay planet

No. 455723

>>455721
apologies kek i didn't even realise the time

>>455720
especially after all the new charges and potential capital punishment announced today… he's so brave for keeping his head held high but he's probably a mess inside right now, all scared and alone

No. 455724

File: 1734657873756.jpeg (661.81 KB, 1152x2048, oi4dfv0fnv7e1.jpeg)

He was born for the cameras

No. 455725

>>455717
THEY MADE IT FEDERAL SO WE CANT SEE SHIT

No. 455726

File: 1734658017542.jpeg (216.34 KB, 969x969, IMG_3669.jpeg)

cutie pie

No. 455727

>>455721
He better be sleeping already, warm.
>>455722
Guilty until proven innocent when it comes to killing someone previously thought untouchable.
>>455723
They're already fantasizing about killing him? What the fuck
>>455724
Everyone in bulletproof vests and sweaters and then Luigi, cold and vulnerable in his stupid jail jumpsuit and chains.

No. 455730

File: 1734658270712.jpg (409.08 KB, 1150x686, ___.jpg)


No. 455732

>>455727
This court case is making me feel like we live in north Korea. I'm glad I've been slowly inching further and further off grid since 2020. I can't stand this shit. In a world filled with true justice we would have mob

No. 455747

File: 1734661501374.gif (6.51 MB, 600x338, lick.gif)


No. 455748

File: 1734661543284.gif (8.99 MB, 600x338, look.gif)


No. 455750

File: 1734661714253.mp4 (18.91 MB, 1920x1080, Luigi Mangione, UnitedHealthca…)

(triple post) here's the video from >>455370 for anons who couldn't watch it. had the compress the video because the file size was too big (like squeej) so the quality's not as good

No. 455753

File: 1734662662591.jpeg (691.61 KB, 1125x633, IMG_3675.jpeg)

last sketch i found this one ain’t too bad

No. 455755

>>455753
This is actually horrendous

No. 455758

>>455753
They drew him like Charlie Kirk kek wtf why is he such a little faggot in this illustration, and why is his lawyer taller??

No. 455760

>>455708
I want to watch him masturbate with this sad tired expression on his face, hear his desperate deep breaths and sad little whimper before he cums.

No. 455761

>>455753
They made him look like some kind of anorexic Arabian spock kek, this is an injustice!

No. 455764

>>455748
I thought he was 5’8”? Is he being escorted by a bunch of midgets?
rhetorical question. Seething moids will forever seethe

No. 455766

>>455753
>pictured; the masked bandit L'uigi de la Mangione: apprehended after making his daring escape, having slain Baron Thompson in a rapier duel.

No. 455768

File: 1734665298874.jpeg (42.87 KB, 556x556, GfLiea4WkAAdFpo.jpeg)

I need his cock. NOW!

No. 455769

>>455768
I want to tickle his ears and lips while he sleeps totally unaware and watch his face scrunch up.

No. 455770

File: 1734665477629.jpeg (84.43 KB, 709x824, GfMowpTWIAAVejR.jpeg)

>>455768
Samefagging. I'm losing my mind.

No. 455771

>>455770
My bloody pussy belongs on his face.

No. 455775

>>455770
I desperately want to give him a hug. Poor weegee looks like he needs one…

No. 455776


No. 455777

>>455775
i was thinking the same thing seeing all these recent photos. he's so sexy yet sad and innocent at the same time. i want to protectfuck him.

No. 455778

>>455770
He's so cute
>>455775
tfw youll never get to hug him

No. 455779

File: 1734666260281.png (67.61 KB, 1143x405, 99381.png)

i wonder if any family member has tried to get in contact with him, or if he's still vegetarian in prison. is his mattress too hard? i've heard firm (but not too firm) mattresses are better for backpain but i don't know how true that is. i'd also like to know what music he listens to, does he like meat is murder by the smiths? maybe not, i have many questions.
>>455750
thank you, sweet nonnie. he looks like a disoriented puppy, you can feel the tension. sad emoticon
>>455764
he's 100% between 5'10 and 6 ft. he mentioned being 5'11 back in 2018, so i'm leaning more towards 5'10

No. 455780

>>455771
He made me stain my blanket

No. 455782

>>455204
omg he looks so handsome …. did they give him a haircut?

No. 455783

>>455481
He looks so handsome. An angel captured by a pack of seething goblins… our damsel in distress ♥

No. 455784

>>455770
He kinda looks angelic

No. 455786

File: 1734666721281.png (1.13 MB, 1001x1364, eoWVeo8.png)

omfgggg he looks so punished. like a martyr….

No. 455787

>>455782
yeah, they also did his eyebrows

No. 455788

>>455780
He made me stain my sheets

No. 455789

File: 1734666782874.png (1.75 MB, 1333x1500, ZUjIT11.png)

U LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE HIM LOOK BAD!!!!!!

No. 455790

>>455789
I miss his hair,I wanted him to stay scuffy looking ughhh.He still looks so good though.

No. 455791

File: 1734667021524.png (1.8 MB, 1800x1197, VJryux5.png)

look at all the uglies surrounding him at every step. hes a god compared to them.

No. 455792

but seriously ive never seen a police response like this to any criminal. like why are they making it like a movie? is it because he killed the CEO (rich) or because he's so handsome? or both?

No. 455793

>>455649
Ok I decided THIS pic is my favorite. He looks straight out of a hollywood photoshoot here, better than that actually. He even has angelic lighting.

No. 455794

>>455792
People have been theorising that this is a ploy to humiliate him, but it actually makes the police look incredibly pathetic that they would put this energy into a man who killed ONE person.

No. 455795

guys i want to write a letter to him so badly. where/how do i address it? does anyone have a guide

No. 455796

the girl who took his virginity must feel so special right now i wish that was meeeeee

No. 455797

>>455779
i keep reading about him being vegetarian, is there a source for this?

No. 455798

>>455797
his "best friend" posted some screenshots where it was mentioned >>452230

No. 455800

>>455794
>this is a ploy to humiliate him
All they’re doing is making him sexier by doing this kek. Maybe they’re worried more about the public doing something than him. I mean, he’s got a fucked up back. It’s not like he’s going to be able to overpower a handful of cops.

No. 455803

>>455789
im not even joking rn, his new pics look exactly like my brother w/ a slightly larger nose. its scary

No. 455804

>>455629
>>455633
I wonder what he thinks of the celebrity comparisons mentioned on wikipedia

No. 455806

>>455797
he seems like the type who is on again off again vegetarian. Probably because of a combination of factors.

No. 455807

File: 1734668209168.mp4 (7.38 MB, 1280x720, mayoradams.mp4)

>>455800
idk why anything is happening, but it's funny to believe that Mayor Adams INSISTED this had to be done. If you all know about his antics… it makes sense.

No. 455808

File: 1734668392970.jpeg (419 KB, 1290x2674, IMG_9507.jpeg)

i wonder what luigi would think about paul and tim urban posting about him

No. 455809

>>455807
Ayrt, I’m all the way on the other side of the country and unfamiliar with this dude, is he unhinged?
>pulls a crack pipe from a kids backpack
Kek idk why that made me laugh. He seems like the paranoid type.

No. 455810


No. 455811

>>455808
Do you think Luigi actually liked Paul?

No. 455812

>>455809
No, he's just a former NYPD officer who ran for the mayor's office as a "common sense Democrat"

No. 455813

File: 1734668652184.png (53.75 KB, 265x182, GODIFUCKINGWISHTHATWAISTWASMIN…)

God his hands. I want to suck his fingers so bad

No. 455814

>>455766
KEK
>>455803
Have you checked on your brother lately nonna? Also could you get me his number

No. 455815

>>455808
This faggot keeps teasing the DM but won't release it. I hate him.

No. 455816

>>455675
>>455682
you guys really think they make people attend court in their prison jumpsuit?

No. 455817

>>455811
i think so, he seemed quite into that side of twitter
>>455815
not lindy at all, that minordissent fag is doing the same shit

No. 455818

Didn't Biden pardon the kids-for-cash judge? Pardon Wigi's federal charges too and go out with a bang, old man

No. 455819

wonder what weegee is doing right now in his cell? pacing, thinking or asleep?

No. 455820

>>455569
>if you look at his fake signature it gives a glimpse of his chicken scratch
That's not chicken scratch it's clear and elegant cursive. He's so patrician

No. 455823

>>455809
He's known for being quite unhinged, loving photo-ops (he's seen in one where Luigi is being escorted by the feds) and essentially admitting he only became a police officer because it grants him more power than being a criminal. he's also under investigation for something i don't remember.

No. 455824

>>455819
I hope he's touching himself

No. 455825

>>455824
KEk me too, i'd love to hear him struggling to contain his moans

No. 455826

>>455823
He took a bride from Turkey to have their consulate building across the street from the UN, to be built without a fire inspection

No. 455828

File: 1734669777457.png (2.78 MB, 1278x1266, Screen Shot 2024-12-19 at 10.3…)

Free him

No. 455829


No. 455831

>>455818
Yes he did. What a lousy prick.

No. 455833

I wonder how his parents feel right now. Are they horrified by his actions, mad at him for throwing his life away, etc? If my son did this I think I would just be heartbroken about his future.

No. 455836

>>455833
I don't know if this is my fucked up relationship with my mother speaking, but I think his parents would at least be happy that the general public doesn't see him as a monster. His family doesn't have to hide in shame because of his actions, no?

No. 455837

>>455779
>sibo
>visualsnow
>sleep quality autism
a lot of reddit cronikally ill community stuff

No. 455838

>>455829
i have a stupid fat crush

No. 455839

>>455836
I think seeing these videos of him being transferred must be painful for them. That's their baby.

No. 455840

>>455825
ughhhh I’d love to see him touching himself while he showers and hearing his moans echo

No. 455841

>>455836
You're right anon, that's something that has to bring them a little peace. I am sure there are random strangers being nice to the family also, but i think more than anything they'd rather want a normal son who didn't throw away his promising life away and they probably wanted grandkids out of him… he could still get them if any anon somehow becomes a guard in whatever jail he's at and manages to fuck him lmao. I'm rooting for the lucky lady who manages to pull this off.

>>455840
PLEASE that would be so hot!!!

No. 455842

>>455836
>His family doesn't have to hide in shame because of his actions, no?
Apparently the family name is used in a few institutions around Baltimore, I can imagine his immediate family not having any significant negative feelings

However, his elected to public office Republican cousin on the other hand, might be at the very least conflicted

No. 455843

I have a tinfoil that his experience with healthcare involved more than just the back surgery. What if he took the meds? A lot of the things he's complaining about on reedit are common in SSRI withdrawal, for example.

No. 455844

>>455813
Wait what photo is that

No. 455845

>>455844
Looks like the one where he has those two women cornered.

No. 455847

File: 1734671274819.png (54.15 KB, 1090x348, Screen Shot 2024-12-19 at 11.0…)

ugh

No. 455848

I know NYC is known for these "perp walks" but this is the most over the top clown show in history.
Im not complaining because we get pics
But it's honestly so ridiculous
I have a feelings that all of these pigs are grumbling under their breath knowing what a dumb idea it was to parade him with more guard than the british royals have
But these NY police know their mayor is an egomaniac attention whore very similar to trump tbqh

No. 455849

>>455847
My heart just sank,I pray that doesn’t happen to Luigi he doesn’t deserve any of this shit

No. 455850

random thought, but a family member should unsubscribe him from all the stuff he was subscribed to. it's money down the drain. try to block his credit card, i don't know

No. 455851

squeegee, why couldn't we have crossed paths and become lovers. You could have told me about your desire to kill corrupt rich people and we could have saved up and hired a hitman. I could have cooked us a steak dinner and we could have eaten it while we watched abc news report his assassination. Why squeegee

No. 455852

>>455851
>steak dinner
wee wee might be a vegetarian you gonna have to make him some spaghetti carbonara

No. 455854

>>455851
I need the nona who manifested him to manifest one for me

No. 455856

>>455852
Spaghetti carbonara has meat in it.

No. 455857

>>455847
>Death penalty
wtf? i thought theres no death penalty in ny

No. 455858

>>455857
he has federal charges too so the death penalty is a possibility now

No. 455859

>>455857
only if it gets moved to the federal level

No. 455860

>>455857
That's why the feds charged with terrorism

No. 455861

>>455858
federal? wtf? why? because he crossed state lines?

No. 455862

>>455860
This kind of insane shit makes me realize the americans are the true terrorists.
I finally truly understand why 9/11 happened.

No. 455864

>>455833
his mom is the one who turned him in

No. 455865

>>455861
less to do with that and more to do with the ruling class being threatened.
These assholes have a monopoly over violence. They are just pissing me off even more.

No. 455866

how much you wanna bet diddy goes free and luigi gets the death penalty. i hate this fucking country yall

No. 455867

>>455864
I thought it was the mcdonalds employee

No. 455868

>>455860
this is so fucked up what the hell. he's literally going to become a martyr

No. 455870

>>455864
His mom is a fucking snitch fuck her.
https://www.newsweek.com/luigi-mangione-mother-detective-charges-2002404(this is an imageboard)

No. 455871

>In court, Ms. Agnifilo made it clear to the judge that she was unhappy at what she called a “highly unusual situation.” She noted that when the district attorney’s office announced charges against Mr. Mangione this week there was “absolutely no mention that Mr. Mangione was going to be charged federally.”

>She said she had been prepared to appear in state court at 2 p.m. on Thursday for Mr. Mangione’s arraignment. “I find out today all of a sudden we are here,” in federal court, with her client facing charges including one that carries a potential death penalty.


>She also called Mr. Mangione’s situation confusing. She said the state’s argument that Mr. Mangione committed terrorism that would have an impact on many people and the federal charge of stalking a single person appeared to be in conflict.


>“I’d like to seek clarity from the government,” she said.


holy fuck his lawyer was literally blindsided by these new federal charges. what the literal shit is going on??? these CEOs truly run the fucking country and they aren't even hiding it anymore

No. 455872

>>455870
What does "I can see him shooting him" even mean? Was he always aggressive or something? Was he complaining about united healthcare? Who the fuck would say this about their son? I hope someone lets him know she said this. But why would they have even questioned her when no one knew who he was until he was found at mcdonalds? Was it because of that guy who checked the database to see who bought the bag?

No. 455873

>>455864
>>455867
>>455872
At this point I'm convinced that the whole 'McD worker called the cops" shtick is a lie to cover up illegal surveillance. Luigi's mom reports him missing in November, cop in change of the missing person case said that the CCTV images looked like him, but then doesn't go into specifics of what they did afterwards

No. 455874

the terrorism charges i think are way over the top. a jury nullifies that for sure. the feds are really making this clear its about class warfare tho fr. interesting how NO school shooters are considered terrorists

No. 455875

>>455871
the situation is horrifying, they have it out for him

No. 455876

>>455874
i'm convinced the elites will pay off the jury somehow

No. 455877

>>455874
This. How they hell you charge Luigi as a terrorist and not Dylann fucking Roof???

No. 455878

>>455874
Dylann Roof killed 9 people in an attempt to spark a race war, but that wasn't terrorism. A man stabbed 3 people in a senseless spree in Manhattan, but that wasn't terrorism. January 6 apparently wasn't terrorism.

No. 455879

I don't care how crazy this sounds. Whatever happens to him, I'm going to think about him/worry about him for the rest of my life. He's too cute and pure and intelligent for me to forget or for him to rot in a jail cell.

No. 455880

Maybe they're making an example out of him to deter people form considering killing the elite. They want to make it clear that having a noble purpose behind inflicting pain or ending lives doesn't diminish punishment or criminal charges. Either way, fuck them.

No. 455882

i hope he doesnt die

No. 455883

>>455880
it just turns him even more into a martyr though. it's strange that they don't even realize that

No. 455884

clearly not every life is valued equally and some lives are more important than others (e.g. CEOs)

No. 455885

File: 1734673718605.png (54.42 KB, 720x296, Screen Shot 2024-12-19 at 9.48…)

>>455874
something of interest to think about

No. 455886

>>455870
what the fuck.
Listen, if I were a boymom there'd be a LOT of shit I wouldn't tolerate from my son. Murdering a CEO would not be one of those things.

No. 455887

>>455877
>>455878
basically if you attack capitalism, you are a terrorists. lol

No. 455888

His mother did not turn him in, can we try and not spread misinfo?
This is the timeline
>Momigi was unable to reach her son since July
>Files missing person's report in mid-November, in San Francisco. Provides them photo
>Crime happens in NYC, swarthy smiling pic released to public
>SF cops (NOT Momigi) see resemblance between Luigi and smiling pic of shooter
>SF cops contact the Feds and tell them about Luigi
>Feds reach out to Momigi very late at night, ask her about Luigi.
>Reportedly she said she isn't sure if that's Wigi in the photo but she could potentially see him being the killer (wtf)
>Reminder she had no idea where he was, he was missing
>MEANWHILE the very next morning, boomer spots Luigi in Pennsylvania McD
>Cops approach Wigi to ask questions, he gives them fake ID
>Wigi is detained and they find the gun
>Wigi is arrested
The boomer story isn't fake. It makes no sense for it to be fake.
Events usually have multiple moving parts.
I feel bad enough for his family already. It would be even worse if WigiWives started villifying her

No. 455890

>>455885
what do you think would happen if it goes to trial?

No. 455891

>>455888
Why would the SF cops know of luigi prior to this to be able to tell the Feds about him. And still his mom is a bitch.

No. 455892

>>455874
>the terrorism charges i think are way over the top. a jury nullifies that for sure.
anon the federal conviction rate is over 90%.
he's fucked. there's a reason his lawyer is freaking out about this.

No. 455893

>>455892
they want to make an example out of him… These people are the real terrorists. They want to see if they can scare us into submission.
Don't they realize there are people snapping every day? People who kill people and then themselves because this dystopia makes them feel like they have nothing left to lose?
A guy stabbed his boss today. You can't scare people who feel this hopeless into submission.
Are they just suicidal?

No. 455894

>>455888
Maybe she said that out of cheekiness as he’s expressed his hatred for the health insurance industry. Sometimes we say things we don’t mean literally. She didn’t think it was her son because she probably really didn’t think he would ACTUALLY kill the dude.

No. 455895

>>455888
You're missing the part about the owner of peak design calling the tip line. That's the only reason they would ever confront his mom.

No. 455897

File: 1734674339499.gif (2.01 MB, 245x210, 93458-038945-94.gif)

>>455891
>Why would the SF cops know of luigi prior to this to be able to tell the Feds about him. And still his mom is a bitch.
Because she had reported him missing to the police. That report would've included his name and a photo. That's how that works

No. 455899

>>455885
To be fair mass murderers have been charged with terrorism before, like the guy that shot up the Asian massage parlor. Luigi isn't even being charged with mass murder though only with killing the one guy, if anyone should be being charged for that it's Thompson who has murdered tens of thousands with his policies

No. 455900

>>455890
better for luigi from a moral standpoint & for his cause, but ultimately i think he's getting life. the elites don't want it to go to trial because then the issue of the unchecked corporations and class imbalance become the focus

No. 455902

what would be the best, realistic outcome? life without parole? it's looking bleak. what if he gets convicted and they hurry the execution? i want to throw up

No. 455904

>>455897
Sorry darling, I skimmed and missed the part where you said they filed the report in SF. I was thinking she filed it in Maryland since that’s where they’re from.

No. 455905

Girls, I think his mom saying he could be the killer means he could be the guy in the picture. She saw the resemblance.

No. 455906

>>455873
I find it so hard that any random in the general public, let alone an elderly person who probably has shit eye sight could recognise him. Is it normal to have that good facial recognition?
>>455866
I'll bet a lot that diddy will get a slap on a wrist. He assaulted one of his male employees so bad that he took him and court and went the full nine yards on him as he should. Do you want to know the outcome? 1 day on anger management classes. Fucking unbelievable. I think people are blinded by him supposedly being a rapper when he's actually a very well connected business men first and foremost, that's how he's able to get away with so much shit. As much as Luigi comes from a well off family, it's a harsh reminder how even coming from a family that has $30 million is not enough to buy power in this country, you're still a fucking peasant to be trampled all over. Granted, he probably doesn't really have that much personal wealth himself since he's only been in the workforce for a short while.
>>455870
it's great that she got him an attorney, but why even say anything incriminating about him even if it's true? I am desperate to know why she strangely sees so little in her son.
>>455902
I doubt he will be executed since it's NY, but a good outcome imo would be life with the possibility of parole. Those terrorism charges are incredibly weak and i hope his lawyer will argue well how they seek to make an example out of him. They are also actually better off having a trial, there's no good deal for him that doesn't include parole. Good luck on the feds getting that jury, kek. We are probably going to wait years for the outcome of this in that case.

No. 455907

At the end of the day, public outcry will not change anything. Once he’s sentenced, most people will forget this ever happened in a year’s time. Any mercy they show him would inspire others to do copycat crimes for fame. He’s getting life at the very least. If he had killed someone “normal” this wouldn’t even be an issue. He’d be out in 20 max with good behavior.

No. 455908

>>455880
>>455880
All this means is that any potential copy cats will know better than to be taken alive. That's why school shooters/mass shooters always kill themselves. I think the feds are fucking up if they think this will work as a deterrent it might actually make things worse.

No. 455909

His mom reported him missing 6 months ago, did Luigi not tell his mom he was moving to Hawaii or where he was staying? She could have just called the group home and asked about him in that case, because it’s not like he was missing from there for 6 months.

No. 455910

what do you all think is squeegees mcdonalds order?

No. 455911

Does Trump pardon Luigi à la Lil Wayne / Kodak Black ?

No. 455912

>>455910
It was a hashbrown.. sigh I would've made him hasbrowns at home
Fuck that old cunt who reported him

No. 455913

>>455911
Absolutely not. Trump is probably terrified of him. he's literally part of the problem. He doesn't give a shit that Kodack Black is a rapist, at least they can bond on that. He probably has kids in his family who love lil Wayne.

No. 455914

>>455911
Trump doesn't like him >>453368

No. 455915

>>455911
i wish but no, he said that it was a terrible cold-blooded killing and that people who like him have a sickness. his next court appearance is on january 18th and i don't even want to know what will happen when pam bondi becomes the attorney general

No. 455916

>>455912
Traitor joes (instead of trader, in honor of his mother) sells frozen hashbrowns that are exactly like McDonald’s and for really cheap. He could have had hashbrowns every fucking morning in hiding with me.

Anyways, I really need to know why he walked into a fucking McDonald’s. Was that necessary

No. 455917

>>455905
>Girls, I think his mom saying he could be the killer means he could be the guy in the picture. She saw the resemblance.
According to a press release from law enforcement (the video is embedded itt) she said two separate things.
>She was not sure if that was him in the picture (the initial smiling one)
>She could possibly see him doing "something like this"
Interesting statement. It suggests he was a bad kid, or had a history of mental health issues or something.
But of course that would be in stark contrast to the people coming forward talking about how sweet and kind and normal he was.
Very puzzling. Personally I find him no less hot if he's a literal schizo that lost his marbles.

No. 455919

ABC released a docu already on Hulu called Manhunt. Perez Hilton jump scare.

No. 455920

>>455917
Honestly everyone has great things to say about me and thinks I’m chill, but my family has seen me lose my absolute shit (nothing violent, just mental breakdowns because I was in a horrible place). Could it be that she was just desperate to find him that she lied and said he was capable in hopes they’d take finding him more seriously?

No. 455921

>>455919
KEK what the fuck is Perez Hilton doing in this doc

No. 455922

>>455919
Apparently Fox too. Ok. Weirdos.

No. 455923

>>455916
I theorize he turned himself in. Or he's fucking insane and its related to his 286 autism. Or both.
I don't know. It boggles my mind how easily he could have gotten away with this and made such insane mistakes.

No. 455924

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>>455919
his CAPTURE
>sitting like a hedgehog in the corner with a hashbrown in hand

No. 455925

>>455919
I just started watching this and it's already gay as fuck and literally just repeating shit we already know…what was even the point of making this doc so soon after the incident

No. 455926

>>455923
People are defending him saying he needed to eat eventually. Did it need to be in broad daylight? In a crowded mcdonalds? Did he have to sit in the mcdonalds? I get he couldn't have packed enough food to last him more than 3 days without it getting super heavy, but there were much smarter ways to go about this. Even if it meant eating 500 calories or less until the whole thing died down a bit.

No. 455927

>>455925
They're retarded.
>>455921
It's ridiculous.
I hate everything.

No. 455928

>>455926
Squeegee is kind of pissing me off. Why didn’t he wear glasses at the time of the crime or wear them afterwards? Why didn’t he buy a ton of food at McDonald’s to last him a few days and NOT sit in the McDonald’s whether it was daytime or nighttime? Luigi sweetie, is you okay?

No. 455929

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>>455924
I would share a hash brown with him the way Lady and Tramp shared spaghetti.

No. 455931

>>455926
nta but he was so sloppy that i can only assume that he had a psychotic break of sorts.
i don't understand how this happened, according to the notebook he was carrying, he had been planning this since mid august just to fuck it up in the most ridiculous way. why the fuck would he write his plan AND carry the notebook everywhere? is he dumb? he wasn't in his right mind

No. 455932

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KEK Perez Hilton just compared Luigi to the Joker

No. 455933

>>455931
maybe he's more of a himbo than we thought

No. 455935

>>455931
It was a huge mistake to wear a mask in a conservative, middle of nowhere spot in PA. That alone will make people do a double take at you. The thing I’m autistically hung up on is that he didn’t think to bleach his brows a lighter color after he made it out of NYC. Brows are a super defining part of someone’s face, literally his dark full brows and dark eyes were the only things people had to identify him by. I can’t help but think if he had thought to make his brows a lighter shade and maybe throw on some hazel contacts, he could have got away

No. 455936

Do you think he was looking at all the simping while using the mcdonalds wifi?

No. 455937

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Ama from someone who was at the courthouse
should have been me reeeeeee

No. 455938

>>455937
If you actually believe this you’re retarded nonna

No. 455939

>>455933
it's either mental illness or that, no other explanation. he didn't even try to act crazy after getting arrested to lay the groundwork for pleading insanity
>>455935
yeah, he didn't even try to conceal himself. why the fuck would he go to altoona? he'd be better off going to a city with a large italian community to blend easily like chicago, boston, maybe even back to baltimore. WHAT THE FUCK
>>455936
he was watching from a burner twitter account, no doubt about it
>>455937
i can't contain my jealousy

No. 455940

>>455917
>It suggests he was a bad kid, or had a history of mental health issues or something.
Not necessarily, Could just mean that he shared his frustrations about the American health care system with her, probably discussed his reads with her, things like that, so she could see how her son might try to take justice into his own hands.

No. 455942

>>455937
samefag from >>455939 but i'm reading the thread and seething with jealousy. i want to see him irl

No. 455943

>>455937
This is so obviously written by a 13 year old wattpader looking for attention. Im getting secondhand embarrassment from the fact that people on here believe this.

No. 455944

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incoming pic spam

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No. 455949

>>455943
especially the elevator bit. and then the whole bus clapped

No. 455951

>>455948
I'm the booger

No. 455952

>>455931
>has to be insurance because it ticks all the boxes
This snippet from his notebook really points to psychotic break for me; like he had reached the point of deciding he needed to take a life for some vague good and the message was secondary, rather than being radicalized by the ills of American healthcare/corporate greed into action. The snippets we are getting now are definitely chosen with this type of narrative in mind so I’m not fully convinced and will wait for what comes up during trial to see, but it is fitting

No. 455956

>>455939
I’ve heard some people theorize that Altoona has something to do with the Monopoly board game and that’s why he chose it, but honestly I think they are shizoposting. It would be cool if it was all some grand master plan but I doubt that’s why he chose that town. It was likely just on the bus route he was on or something mundane like that.

No. 455957

>>455944
>>455945
such a cutie

No. 455958

>>455808
What an attention whoring faggot.

No. 455959


No. 455965

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EU morning spam

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No. 455968

>>455967
Aàaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaàaaaaa

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No. 455974

>>455970
A nonnie jumps in, hijacks the car and drives him across to Mexico where they live happily ever after

No. 455976

Let's hope he doesn't go to ADX. That's where all the terrorists are, the most recent I can think of is Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston marathon bomber. If he does get charged with terrorism it might get tricky
>>455877
Dylann is on death row, I'm pretty sure he's technically also considered a terrorist

No. 455978

>>455952
yesssss. i hope that his lawyers mention that in court, there's a very decent case for mental illness. he went from seemingly normal to completely unpredictable, vanished into thin air, did a complete 180 and after getting a sneak peek into those cherry-picked notebook entries and finding out that the 286 shit was deliberate because of the deleted tweets solidified it for me. it'd be interesting to know if he was fired from TrueCar or if he just left when he cut everyone off. and let's not forget about his brainfog and visual snow. the proof is there.
>>455956
i looked it up and it does sound like schizoposting, but then again, i've never really played Monopoly. terrible place for him to hide too, like didn't he see that people were looking at him? i would've left immediately
>>455976
him potentially getting capital punishment would be ridiculous, these people have no shame. daily reminder that not even the 9/11 fags or WTC bombers were sentenced to death and that Dzhokhar wasn't charged with terrorism (specifically). this is how ridiculous this entire situation is

No. 455979

Please please please, let this go to trial. I want nothing more than for this to go to trial. The overcharging with terrorism… please fucking please do not take a plea deal, let this go to trial.

No. 455985

>>455931
He wasn't in his right mind.

>>455935
People from less conservative areas don't know how badly the masks make them stand out. Also I'm not really surprised a man would be bad at makeovers.

No. 455986

>>455967
[heavy breathing] omggggg

No. 455989

>>455978
>>455952
It's the only thing that makes sense. I was already thinking that but last night a nonny (you?) shared what she was able to find from his twitter (deleted and archived tweets that brought down his tweet number to 286) and that really clinched it for me. Finding patterns in unrelated things is a hallmark of schizophrenia and synchronicity with numbers can be a manifestation of that. So Luigi deleted the tweets so he could keep his tweet number at 286, the number he had become fixated on for the connections he could string together with it, but he didn't want to lose the tweets either so he archived them for safekeeping. It makes perfect sense from a crazy point of view.

I wonder if his defense is aware of the deleted tweets or that he archived them.

No. 455990

>>455989
Sorry for the retarded question, but does the number 286 has some meaning or is it something meaningful only to Luigi? Do we know why 286 specifically?

No. 455992

>>455989
Do we have his archived tweets?

No. 455993

>>455989
omg schizo king

No. 455995

>>455989
it was me, kek. i haven't seen people mention those tweets being archived anywhere else, i don't know how to reach out to his lawyers and tell them without sounding schizophrenic myself, especifically because the tweets were archived in a weird format and not the usual one.
>>455990
nta, but 286 is a health insurance denial code, he has 286 tweets and is also the number of the pokémon in his twitter banner. i saw some people talking about the proverb 28:6 that says better is a poor man who walks in his integrity than a rich man who is crooked in his ways but i don't know if that's a stretch because he's agnostic but it seems fitting
>>455992
yes, nonny. i posted them here >>454861

No. 455996

>>455990
It was suspected that Luigi had become fixated on that number. He has 286 tweets on his twitter, Proverbs 286 reads “Better is a poor man who walks in his integrity than a rich man who is crooked in his ways”, Breloom is listed as Pokémon #286 and the number 286 is also a health insurance denial code number applied when a healthcare claim is denied due to not meeting the appeal time limits. People were joking about all these little coincidences but I'm convinced now it wasn't coincidental. Luigi is schizoposting.

>>455992
read >>454861 and >>454871
This is original research a nonny was able to put together, I haven't seen this anywhere else.

No. 455997

>>455995
See I wouldn't be surprised if the prosecution had access to all of his tweets via subpoena to twitter. But Luigi's defense might not. And maybe neither are aware that he archived them.

I really do think this is worth sharing with his lawyers if a way to contact them can be discovered.

No. 455998

>>455995
great work nonny!

No. 455999

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No. 456005

nonnas, I love you all so much holy shit

No. 456006

>>455967
>>455966
>>455965
These make me so sad you can literally see the sadness and defeat in his eyes. The fact the possibility of him being free is nonexistent is depressing.

No. 456007

I need him. I hope he could sleep last night. I hope he is still asleep.

No. 456008

>>455999
i love this picture a lot. cute

No. 456009

>>455999
He literally looks like Christ, weird that theyre trotting him out so close to Christmas

No. 456012

>>456009
Yeah it even looks like there is a glow surrounding his body in this pic

No. 456014

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Idk he looked pretty fucking anxious and unsure to me. I got paywalled, so couldn't read the "expert" opinions, but they are trying so hard to make it seem like this was some extraordinary act that only a hardened criminal genius could carry out, because they're so afraid of what happens if we all realize many of us are actually capable of similar acts and that it might actually change things.

No. 456015

>>456014
The propaganda machine is spinning like crazy and really showing their asses in the process. I don’t think a lot of people realized that the news was also part of the enemy, not sure how effective it’s actually been though, everyone loves him online but what about boomers and like normie opinion

No. 456016

>>456014
So stupid. If anyone was unconvinced before, now you can clearly see the news is not real and has not been real in a very long time. No boy scout? I need context to this quote. Because he can walk while being escorted by dozens of armed guards? He has a man's hand around his arm the entire time. He walks cautiously and keeps almost tripping over his chains (hence him looking down and the idea that he was stepped on a few times, giving us the gif of him going 'it's fine' or something similar). His eyes are filled with fear and sadness and he keeps glancing behind him and at his surroundings; a clear sign of anxiety. They choose the one picture of him that was taken where he looks a little more confident, despite any videos of him in movement clearly demonstrating otherwise.
>Head held high
Give me a break.

No. 456017

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kissing luigi under the mistletoe…little mini luigis and luijas running around in our big happy family in the Appalachians after he escapes
hugging luigi while stroking his hair and dick while he breathes softly into your ear. goooooddd

No. 456018

Also, I just know media is going to use that one photo of him two posts above, just like how his scowl became the go-to picture even though you can see the pain in his eyes and he wasn't even shouting anything violent, not to mention he was being gripped by the nape like a wild animal. The media will cherry-pick every image where he isn't some doe-faced nervous boy and use it to convince unsuspecting Americans that he's some hardened terroristic criminal and that this isn't 'his first rodeo' or whatever new gay slogan they're going to come up with.

No. 456021

>>456017
>luijas
Holy shit my sides

No. 456022

>independent reporter gets to Luigi’s hearing location before it starts
>only four female protestors outside, one with a sign, everyone else was press
>they bring him around in a van with a tiny window
So he probably saw the lady with the sign at least. I wonder if he knows he’s still so supported or if he thinks he’s like a fading trend. Also I can’t find the tiktok anymore but basically the reporter said some people might be afraid to come out and show support in front of where major outlets are due to the terrorism charges

No. 456023

>>456022
He probably barely saw it, or could see it just says "Luigi Coin" in shitty scribble and got all sad and confused.

No. 456024

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All I want for Christmas is Luigi (getting acquitted)

No. 456025

>>456024
It's so depressing to think he will spend Christmas alone in a shitty cell. Do we have any details on the conditions of his cell? I don't know if I read it or had a dream, but I think the latter. In my dream it was a shitty dark cell with one small window really high up. A bed. I guess a toilet. Does that track?

No. 456026

>>456025
If he’s only been estranged from his fam for ~6 months this might be the first Xmas in his life that he doesn’t get to see them, feels so bad man

No. 456027

it's going to come out that he hates women and you will all be coping lol(infight bait)

No. 456029

File: 1734702465725.mp4 (2.49 MB, 720x1280, 1646441F-94FB-46C1-A020-49DA2E…)

anyone know where this video is from?

No. 456030

>>456027
I wouldn’t give a shit. My love would change his opinion.

No. 456031

>>456029
seeing him in tanktops over and over is giving me an armpit fetish. he's giving me so many turn ons i didn't even know i had
>>456030
same except my pussy. i'd crotch strangle him until he likes it.

No. 456032

Supposedly he’s in the nice cell block with crypto guy and Diddy because of the federal charges and how high-profile his case is. So at least he’ll have his own room with a TV and no like overt threats of violence

No. 456035

>>456029
Looks like promo material from the hawaii co op he stayed at

No. 456036

Imagine making him take off your pants for licky licky time but his hands are cuffed together so he has to use his desperately chained hands on one side of your pants and his teeth for the other.

No. 456037

>>455999
beautiful beautiful beautiful

No. 456039

>>456017
nonna ur driving me crazy

No. 456046

>>456036
Continuing on imagine feeling his soft lips and nose graze your skin as he’s trying not to let his teeth hurt you or nip your skin when he’s struggling to take your pants off, something you can easily do yourself, but take pleasure in watching him do instead as he’s trembling with excitement

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>>455996
So Luigi was retweeting some lukewarm right of center takes. My thing is that this reply doesn't make sense. It doesn't seem like he was active in a Twitter niche, it seems like he was just retweeting and speaking to people purely trying to gain more insight and intellect.
But anyway sorry for repost but I literally have no idea what this reply is meant to be, if he is insinuating that the OP of the tweet he is replying to is a "catfish", this is a bit of a misunderstanding of what a "catfish" is. It feels like he's indirectly calling them a fed? Or something? Nobody seems to have been actively interacting with him either, though that one account claims they had "over a dozen" dm conversations with him. He seemed to have been spiraling into mental illness, like he comes off autistic or genuinely schizo.

No. 456048

>>456047
Samefag, what do we think of his deleted Twitter archive? So far NONE of his friends have come forward to speak on his political beliefs. They've all said how kind he is. He had his normie fratbros @ing him on twitter, only Tracy has been the biggest attention seeker. Why haven't people come forward to speak about him? If he was alt right why has nobody in his personal life mentioned it? Why hasn't the media capitalized off of it?

No. 456049

>>456047
He probably meant pickme but doesn’t know the term kek. The sentiment is there
>>456048
Because he’s not, he is a normie with normie political beliefs.

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>>455923
>>455926
uhmmm guys… i think this is really how he got caught

No. 456051

>>456050
The fuck kind of dystopian shit is this?

No. 456052

>>456050
We have been saying this

No. 456053

why do people keep calling him mentally ill or having a psychotic break? debilitating back pain is not a joke. for him to plan that killing of the CEO for who knows how long, and also construct a gun and then plan the entire thing… i dont think someone psychotic could do this. he was clearly organized and mentally coherent. – which is what the prosecutes will argue too

No. 456054

>>456049
If he was a normie he wouldn't have really been on the right of center chud community on twitter, I just want to know why he chose to delete all those deleted tweets. Maybe he doesn't believe in that stuff anymore? Or maybe he realized it was infested with feds? Or perhaps he didn't want the media to write him off as some alt-right nutcase? We can have fun with fantasy but we should acknowledge reality.

No. 456055

>>456053
I think it's because he screwed it up in the end when he could've easily avoided those mistakes (i.e, walking into McD's, not destroying the evidence, etc)

No. 456056

>>456053
Well he did cut his entire family off and went missing for 6 months. And if the writings in the diary are really his he sounds a little manic. It’s kind if sexy though

No. 456057

>>456055
i wouldnt be surprised if the feds were covertly involved in the manhunt though, and if they tapped into resources like this >>456050
he never stood a chance. i think when his pics dropped from the hostel, unfortunately it was a matter of days until he was caught.
i mean really, of all the mcdonalds in america, you'd think the one in altoona PA, bumfuck nowhere, would be the safest. i'm sure he did too

No. 456058

>>456050
I avoided eating at McD's because it's crappy food but this whole incident as well as dystopian shit like this has solidified my decision to never step foot in one again. I would rather go hungry than choose to go to McD's.

No. 456059

>>456057
Ironically he shouldve just hid in Philly. Big population, he already knows the layout, he couldve worn a whole skii mask and nobody would care, and he wouldn’t look out of place with his Italian features. Or better yet run far far away.

No. 456060

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they didnt treat diddy or epstein like this…

No. 456062

>>456056
aahhh manic rough headboard breaking schizo sex with luigi. I wonder if he's loud

No. 456065

>>456060
It enrages me that they wanted to publicly humiliate him this way. Cold and scared. Surrounded by pigs armed to the teeth. Disgusting.
>>456061
He moans desperately

No. 456066

>>456065
its fucking crazy because if he had just killed some random guy on the street, nobody would give a shit

No. 456067

>>456066
Exactly. It’s because CEOs are meant to be untouchable and immune from the suffering of the masses. Only American citizens and our children should be afraid of walking alone.

No. 456069

>>456060
i wonder if the elites realize this makes him even more of a martyr.

No. 456070

>>456060
well he's going to that Epstein prison where the cameras malfunction every time and the guards all fall asleep at the same time.

No. 456071

>>456057
He stuck out by virtue of being a handsome Mediterranean chad in a town where everyone there is an fat inbred Irish American with blinding blue eyes

No. 456072

>>456069
They are out of touch so no

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No. 456074

>>456073
ridiculous that luigi's case is now a high profile federal case. how fucking insane? just goes to show how our government is run by these CEOs. no shame

No. 456076

>>456073
If diddy rapes luigi before i do i'm gonna fucking kms

No. 456078

>>456071
I said this in another thread kek. It’s so true.
>>456073
Insane blunt rotation
>>456076
Stop

No. 456079

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someone cure me

No. 456080

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hes so handsome..

No. 456081

>>456080
I wonder if he has front handcuffs to make him look more submissive

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No. 456083

>>456060
You'd have thought he killed the president or something. wtf is this?

No. 456084

>>456080
I'll break him out of prison

No. 456085

>>456082
Hideous bald shitbearded male seething with jealousy at the Italian stallion

No. 456086

>>456079
my heart races seeing his face

No. 456087

>>456017
> You will never have Luigi’s children,live in a big happy half Italian family,or be lovingly married to him
Why even bother with dating anymore

No. 456088

>>456087
>ywn fuck him while he’s chained up and moaning desperately from not cumming in such a long time.
Killing myself

No. 456089

>>455999
This is making me tear up, I want to give him a hug. The only solace I can think of is that he'll be well taken care of in jail by nonas who keep filling up his Jpay, sending him letters and gifts, sending their support so he knows that even though the elites have painted him as some intolerable evil, he is truly a hero and a martyr to most of the populace. His actions meant so much.

No. 456090

>>456089
What if they suppress his letters and gifts

No. 456091

>>456087
>>456088
Killing myself too

No. 456093

>>456090
You know, I wouldn't put it past them at this point. They definitely would want to break him down and kill any morale.

No. 456094

>>456093
It wont work because our horny energies will shield and protect him

No. 456095

>>456094
That's the spirit, nona. We have to stay strong and keep our libidos high so we can focus and direct it towards uplifting our king kek

No. 456096

>>456062
he’s seems the type to moan very loud and is sweaty ugh to have his sweat drip on you while having schizo sex

No. 456097

No matter what they do to make an example of him, it's too late. The wheel has been set in motion and the people are tired of this stagnant prison. All they're doing is solidifying our conviction.

No. 456098

>>456096
I'm licking every last drop

No. 456099

i fear we won’t see his beautiful face anymore and only see him through the ugly courtroom sketches

No. 456100

I think his handcuffs were hooked to the front of his tight slave belt, forcing his hands in an interlocked submissive and restricting position. Humiliation ritual. Fucking disgusting.

No. 456101

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No. 456102

File: 1734711540089.png (111.54 KB, 898x347, chess.png)

His chess.com username was sexytwerker69 kek. https://www.chess.com/member/sexytwerker69

No. 456103

>>456102
Oh he was a fucking DORK. I want to hear him giggle snort. He needs to wear some boxy frames. I would sexually bully him

No. 456104

He should really donate sperm and I don’t even want kids I just think it would be good for society

No. 456105

File: 1734711901733.png (73.31 KB, 200x195, apple.png)

>>456102
>tfw you cant be an apple

No. 456106

I will [REDACTED] and become his Lady Gaga Quinn to his Joker Phoenix and we can sing in the rain after we blow up our prison cells with diy-ed explosives. And fuck sick nasty style.

No. 456108

>>456102
fucking kek his back hurt from throwing back too much

No. 456109

>>456104
honestly he should i would buy it

No. 456110


No. 456111

File: 1734712330861.jpeg (811.07 KB, 1125x856, IMG_3682.jpeg)

>>456108
this pic looks like he’s throwing it back kek

No. 456112

>>456111
Gorgeous. He’s being harassed by the wind. It makes sense now him walking about constantly looking down at his feet. He was probably trying not to trip on his chains because he wouldn’t be able to catch himself when falling due to his handcuffs attached to his rapebelt.

No. 456113

If I say I identify as male can I go to the same prison? I'd happily be in the cell next to him for the rest of my life

No. 456115

I wish I had a prison guard job so I could secretly release him into the wild

No. 456117

>>456115
I would break into his cell every night to fuck him, he would be my cute prison slave

No. 456119

to live in that hawaii commune with luigi, as everyone goes to sleep, sneaking out onto the rooftop with him to have crazy hot sex under the moonlight

No. 456120

"In the courthouse, instead of the orange jumpsuit, he sported khaki pants, a white collared shirt, and a three-quarter zip pullover that, depending on one’s courtroom vantage point, was either navy blue or black."

I bet the outfit looked hot

No. 456121

>>456120
Sounds nerdy just like him. I need pics so bad

No. 456124

File: 1734713777764.jpeg (232.9 KB, 1170x780, IMG_8532.jpeg)

Pictured here the faggot who killed four college girls. Notice anything?
>four regularly clothed policeman
>prisoner wearing a jacket
>prisoner wearing appropriately sized jail clothes
>even his leg chains look longer
>cuffs don’t appear to be attached to a tight belt
Priorities. Who cares if women are murdered by a fellow student? That’s what happens when you live in America. But a CEO?! One of those should never have to fear anything ever, and can act with impunity. Disgusting.

No. 456126

>>456124
it’s fine to kill actual innocent people but when a fat ceo is gunned down oh my heavens they have to bring backup

No. 456127

>>456124
"M-muh likelihood of reoffending"

No. 456128

>>456124
A normal perp walk. All those faggot cops just wanted their 15 minutes of fame. Too bad they look like chewed gum next to Luigi. I’m usually a sucker for tactical uniforms but that bright orange jumpsuit and chains was the hottest fucking thing.

No. 456130

although I have an extremely fat crush on weegee for his looks I wish we would have crossed paths, he seems like someone who would be fun to debate, discuss books with and talk about social issues, not sure if anyone else feels that way?

No. 456131

>>456124
I remember some bitches on lolcow going crazy for this ugly faggot. Someone needs to make a "virgin Kohberger" vs "Chad Luigi" meme

No. 456132

>>456128
Luigi’s chains on his legs are visibly shorter than the incel killer and although hot it really shows how much they hate him. I wonder if it was to make the humiliation parade last longer?
>>456130
Duh

No. 456133

>>456132
> I wonder if it was to make the humiliation parade last longer?
Most likely. The other guy’s chains are practically pointless as he’s taking a full stride with his legs. Luigi’s chain was 12 inches long at best.

No. 456134

>>456101
I want to hold his hand and have his fingers in my mouth

No. 456135

File: 1734716511570.jpeg (189.7 KB, 1125x602, IMG_3684.jpeg)

squeegees new address with instructions if you ladies are still interested in sending him a letter, because this is now a federal case be careful about what you say in your letter since he’s considered a “terrorist” even though we all know that’s bs

https://www.reddit.com/r/LuigiMangione2/comments/1hifpdp/luigi_contact_info_mdc_brooklyn/

No. 456136

File: 1734716573871.webp (506.9 KB, 1080x1920, temp_image_5EAAEA49-5970-4B01-…)

Sorry if this has been posted already

No. 456137

>>456102
>ywn have luigi tied up on a platter with an apple in his mouth
hate this earth

No. 456138

File: 1734716689999.jpeg (117.65 KB, 812x640, IMG_3685.jpeg)

>>456135
samefag here’s the correct format since sending letters to federal prisons you have to write his full legal name

No. 456139

>>456136
A million times but that’s okay
>>456135
I will send him books and hold off on a letter for now I think. What do you other nonnas think/feel? Will he even be allowed to receive anything? I am scared they are going to find bullshit reasons to keep him from any outside contact

No. 456140

>>456054
He prolly just deleted his least favourite tweets to get to 286 so it would match the 286 rule at United Healthcare and/or the 28:6 Bible verse. The Twitter post number is the same with the Pokémon thing - he was just pointing to other stuff.

No. 456141

>>456138
He has to spend Christmas in a prison. I’m so sad for him. I’m going to send him a couple books this weekend.

No. 456142

>>456005
ty nonny ily too
It's been really fun in these threads thirstposting with other wigi wives. Hoping our collective horny energy somehow affects the universe so that our man gets to walk free. Whether it's by Brandon lifting him out of Arkham by helicopter like one nona suggested, or by jury nullification, or Lulu has a Prison Break-esque plan with the tattoos to match it. Praying with my vageen raised towards the heavens rn, using my juices as incense

No. 456143

File: 1734716934466.jpg (89.56 KB, 1918x1052, fishies.jpg)

>luigi was on the run during his nameday (december 6th)

No. 456144

>>456054
>If he was a normie he wouldn't have really been on the right of center chud community on twitter
most americans are "right of center", especially the males
he is literally a normie, politically

No. 456145

>>456078
I’d smoke with Sam and Luigi but Diddy can choke

No. 456146

>>456141
Same. I hope they at least let him have books

No. 456147

>>456139
I'd wait till he's at a stable location

No. 456148

>>456147
Is he not?

No. 456149

>>456148
Detention centers are for people who haven't been put on trial yet, so he's only going to have very basic services there and not much freedom. I don't think we know how long he's going to be in there too. I'd wait till he's sent to prison where he has more services and is there for whatever amount of years

No. 456152

>>456149
Okay. I want to make love with him so baaaaaaaaaaaaad, imagine how horny he would get even just to smell a woman

No. 456154

>>456148
He is, don't listen to that anon it will be there for potentially years. Go ahead and write him if you want. Don't talk about the crime (or any crime) though, or they likely won't give him the letter

No. 456155

>>456154
I love him I will start with books
Just wondered; what if they made him wear baggy ass jail clothes and restrain him so tightly because they wanted him so badly to trip and fall?

No. 456156

File: 1734719857353.png (72.97 KB, 868x387, 09830984.png)

>>456155
anon i dont know for sure how sending books works. that would be considered "special mail" and not "general correspondence". I wouldn't waste money on books until it's more clear how to ensure he receives them. I wouldn't hesitate to write him though. I'm probably going to send a postcard at least for the holidays
https://www.bop.gov/inmates/communications.jsp#mail

No. 456157

>>456154
This. You really have to watch what you send him. The detention center should have a website with guidelines.

No. 456159

>>456014
>escorted by a dozen cops
>literally has no choice but to walk
>"look he's walking that means he's evil!!"
Fucking ridiculous.

No. 456160

>>456156
Okay I will write him a tender Christmas letter I am just nervous as to how my family would take me sending letters to a Le Murderer of a Father of Two

No. 456162

does Luigi have a mommy’s boy vibe to anyone else here

No. 456163

>>456162
Well where the fuck is his father

No. 456164

>>456162
Oh he definitely does but I wonder if that’s just a general Italian thing

No. 456165

>>456164
It is.

No. 456166

>>456164
yeah. although you guys, he's american. clutching this much at him having italian grandparents is a bit nonsenselike

No. 456168

>>456164
Italian mothers never cut the cord. It’s 1000% an Italian thing

No. 456170

>>456166
It is an Italian-American thing too nonny

No. 456173

>>456166
nta but i feel like when you come to America you should be American, not italian-American or german-American or irish-American, i get a little annoyed by people who identify with their genetics and not where they’re actually

No. 456174

Imagine giving him a boner while his hands are restrained on his slavebelt, would his hands’ location impede his boner or would he have enough space to pathetically stroke/paw at himself

No. 456175

>>456173
America is full of different cultures, anon. That’s not going to change nor should it. People who are rich in their own culture will identify as such.

No. 456179

Luigi's mother's last contact with him was in July.
She didn't file him a missing person until mid-November.
To me that suggests Luigi isn't a mama's boy, and that he would regularly go long stretches without being in contact with his parents.
Although I suppose people have different definitions of what constitutes a "mama's boy".
Does he love and respect his mom? Yeah probs. Being a mama's boy is more than that tho, and isn't healthy btw

No. 456181

>>456179
Or she doesn’t give a fuck about him.

No. 456182

>>456179
i think it’s fucking insane she didn’t talk to him for 4 months before filing him missing. if i didn’t talk to my mom or nigel for 12 hours i’d think they’re missing kek

No. 456185

>>456182
I get it nonnie but not all people are like that. My brother who is around Luigi's age will go months and months without contacting my mom. He doens't live some weird lifestyle, either. Some men are just like that.
My mom and brother are in separate states; if they were in the same state and went so long without contact, that would suggest a problem. Luigi didn't live in the same state as his parents either.

No. 456186

Imagine Weegee desperately trying to masturbate while his hands are chained to his slavebelt and all you hear is his desperate gasps and moans and the jingling of his chains…!!

No. 456187

>>456185
frrrrr
i just found out from my aunt that my cousin decided to go to korea for 5 months without even telling his parents he left until he was already there. moids be doing that shit on the regular.

No. 456189

>>456187
Moids will vanish and cut contact with all support systems for no reason then cry about suicide rates and le loneliness epidemic. Can’t they at least kill a CEO.

No. 456190

>>456182
Eh. I'm also similar - I can just not talk to people and do my own thing, not eveybody needs to know your business all the time. I can just travel and not tell anybody, it's just privacy

No. 456191

The ugly male psyop thread, which I frequent, calling Wigi ugly is throwing me for a loop. He has good thick hair (could be styled better but that’s such an easy fix), beautiful big eyes, strong face, beautiful body and has never been fat, tall, minimal body hair (key word body kek) etc… is it the nose? It’s the nose isn’t it.

No. 456192

can't lie nonnas, i am expecting the worst possible outcome for luigi and planning to get a buzzcut soon…

No. 456193

>>456191
That thread is just for anons to make fun of each other for their husbandos kek.

No. 456195

>>456193
Well, it used to have good discussion…
>>456192
Why are you going bald

No. 456201

>>456130
I'd love to debate him solely for the sexual tension it'll cause and passionately makeout/fuck in the middle of arguing

No. 456205

>>456201
Sounds fun but I feel like he would be the type to get withdrawn and really passive aggressive. Kind of tracks with being a Taurus.

No. 456206

File: 1734727468011.png (56.88 KB, 858x290, luigiamore.png)

The Daily Mail says it's unlikely we'll ever see another photo of Luigi again… is it over Luigiwives?

No. 456207


No. 456209

>>456206
They want to send a message so bad. They better show him. Let’s employ some reverse psychology and say that the perp walk was really embarrassing for WiWi and made him look like a beta loser surrounded by Chad suited up cops. Then they will drop federal charges kek

No. 456210

File: 1734727807053.gif (360.37 KB, 220x220, fallingtoknees.gif)

>>456206
do they want me to die

No. 456211

File: 1734727927372.jpeg (50.95 KB, 640x371, IMG_3686.jpeg)

the perp walk completely backfired

No. 456212

File: 1734727967401.png (47.42 KB, 936x398, 99382.png)

>>456179
i wish i could disappear just like that. he told a judge that he was in touch with his family until recently…… it has been over five months
>>455978
samefag, he wasn't fired. i saw a reddit comment linking to a DailyMail article claiming that they talked to his hometown friends and they seemed to think he was estranged from his family since last year, not july AND they also said he quit his TrueCar job back in early 2023 because he was "taking a break". i read the article and his former classmates theorized that he was depressed or doing drugs
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14178655/family-luigi-mangione-ceo-assassin-private-investigator-missing.html
>>456206
i hope it's not true i feel sick

No. 456213

>>456211
We need to pretend it made Luigi seem stupid and dumb and ugly and they will wheel him out more I swear it

No. 456221

>>456126
Women dont count as people apparently. We should be expected to be murdered by faggots.

No. 456222

>>456212
Poor thing he was clearly very depressed. Sucks to think we may never see him again. I hope they drop the federal charges. If he is gone forever I will kill myself.

No. 456229

File: 1734730794876.jpg (329.48 KB, 1512x2016, b48.jpg)

>>456212
The pics theory makes a lot of sense. Luigi was clearly a truly bright individual. He saw the world for what it truly is and realized he had to get out. This happens more often than you think. But usually they just go off grid and die in the wilderness. I think Luigi genuinely cared for others though, and he couldn't just leave people behind to suffer under the system he fled.
He's like Simba from the lion king in some ways. Like he escaped from his destined path but returned to make things right.

I wish Luigi killed trump, elonia, and vance and then said "IM THE PRESIDENT NOW".
Of course, I wouldn't be satisfied with Luigi being president. His rightful place in America would be king.

No. 456230

>>456206
Why is the ruling class so suicidal? If they want to keep us placated their best shot is to give us weekly updates on the status of our boyfriend

No. 456231

>>456230
Unironically true

No. 456232

>>456229
nta but i don’t think anyone is gonna be able to assassinate Trump, and elon seems like the type of attention whore to hire an assassin on himself just to be the subject of news headlines keek

No. 456235

>>456206
never forget what they did to our guy

No. 456237

>>456206
Don't they release yearly mugshots? I'm sure that's not the last. People also appeal trials all the time years later for resentencing and the mendendez brothers sent people photos from inside the prison

No. 456238

>>456047
I feel like the reply means: "YWNBAW" to Jenny_baby_69.
He's calling that tranny out on his misogynist larp

No. 456239

>>456237
They need to just fucking put him on public trial and let the jury acquit him. Show us pics all the time as ‘humiliation’ and we can play along while we are secretly fapping under the tables.
>>456238
Based Wi’

No. 456240

>>456232
I think trump could have easily been assassinated but the shooter was SEVERELY retarded and thought sniping that tiny head over his massive gunt was a good idea because he thought life was a video game.
But yeah. Elon will be hard to get. In my ideal world Trump gets killed by a prostitute and Elon gets killed by a child.

No. 456242

If Luigi talked to those accounts why the fuck haven't they released any of it? It didn't look like they even replied back to him in a way that indicates he was "in the group". What the fuck kind of handle is "Jenny Epstein" anyway, it seems like a post-ironic joke on Jeffrey Epstein. I just want answers, why isn't this shit more publicized??? There were nonstop headlines about Tiger Woods cheating for fucks sake.

No. 456243

>>456242
Samefag but the more you look into the details the more complicated and nonsensical it becomes. Luigi will be my schizo trigger I swear.

No. 456244

>>456242
He was probably going schizomode on Twitter I don’t know. It’s the prime app for it after all. Does he follow that Jenny Epstein account? Maybe he likes ragebait.

No. 456246

File: 1734732507164.mp4 (1.04 MB, 576x692, ugh (1).mp4)

this world is so cruel and ugly

No. 456249

>>456244
He followed the account and interacted a few times. The owner of the account implied they had some sort of information on him when news broke out.

No. 456250

I want to force him to his knees

No. 456251

>>456246
He’s too cute,it’s not faiiirrr

No. 456254

>>456249
So they said it for attention. Only one account (?) revealed DMs and they were normal. These other accounts want clout on the Leegee

No. 456255

I had my first Luigi dream last night! It was very tame but we kissed and I will weep uglyly if he gets the death penalty.

No. 456256

i just remembered he probably has some crazy spinal surgery scars..

No. 456257

File: 1734733071982.gif (197.69 KB, 90x90, IMG_3298.gif)

>>456246
I WANT TO HEAR MORE OF HIS VOICE ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR

No. 456258

how could his mother see her son like this and stay a silent heartless pussy?

No. 456259

>>456256
Mmm… does anyone think he still deals with pain now that we know the murder may not have been directly motivated by it? His depression may have been influenced by the back pain.
>>456257
Me too, so bad. I need to see him defend himself on the stand. The idea we won’t get to see this is mental. They are so afraid of him.
>>456258
I want to know this too. Whatever, he is mine now.

No. 456260

>>456258
Anon his family is probably reeling right now kek.

No. 456261

>>456258
She's probably going through a lot and the last thing she cares about is what the public thinks. All the pleading in the world isn't going to help Luigi in this situation either. Plus, there is the possibility that she might bear some responsibility for him being arrested. I feel horrible for the family right now.

No. 456263

>>456261
youre right sorry nonnie i just started crying because hes probably going to get killed in prison for trying to help others and i cant believe his mother isnt breaking down over this but she must be processing. did luigi do it all for nothing? will anything even change? it feels so hopeless

No. 456264

File: 1734733485668.jpeg (219.25 KB, 1179x1794, IMG_3687.jpeg)

Love that this is the shirt he is most photographed in I want to wear it, smell it and live in it forever

No. 456265

File: 1734733836495.jpeg (135.21 KB, 856x1178, IMG_8525.jpeg)

I want to make him my slave. How do I get in the government good enough for the elites to traffic him to my bedroom

No. 456266

>>456263
Yeah idk if I was luigis mom I would be ruined. This beautiful perfect baby with a soul that outshines the rest is going to face such a gruesome end.
If I was his mom and this was his fate I would lose the will to live. I would hate the world that drove him to this.

No. 456268

>>456265
i love this one so much

No. 456269

>>456266
How the Hell did she just let him go no contact though

No. 456270

i was thinking of his federal stalking charges and i remembered that when the incident happened, they reported that brian thompson and his wife had received multiple bomb threats. do you think it was luigi? i do. i just hope they don't have a way to trace it back to him but i can envision him writing it in his notebook

No. 456271

File: 1734734181364.png (30.17 KB, 796x325, banned.png)

they're really cracking down on the subreddits

No. 456272

>>456270
Kek maybe? But why would he want to bomb his wife? He doesn’t want to hurt innocents.

No. 456274

>>456270
that’s a good theory, he mentions in his letter how everything is encrypted on his devices, wonder if he also hacked into Brian’s devices (?) since weegee had information about the investors conference

No. 456276

>>456274
Why would he threaten the divorced wife? What would killing her do kek

No. 456278

>>456271
thats really weird, it’s never been against reddits rules to discuss criminals/suspected criminals before?

No. 456279

>>456270
i feel like no? because he stated in his writings that he thought bombs were too dangerous of a method to kill brian with, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if there were a lot of citizens who wanted him dead and threatened him for some time

No. 456281

I want my manic depressive Luigi prison slavebelt wearing horny neurotic sextoy genius large-cocked sexy doe-eyed broke-backed pee-pantsed boytoy cum servant.

No. 456282

I did it. I wrote him a letter. Idk if he will write back or even receive it. I kept it short and simple cause I didn’t want it to get rejected.

Anyone else write him something?

No. 456283

>>456282
You sent it?

No. 456284

>>456283
No. Tbh i want to wait until after Christmas cause it’ll probably get lost at this point.

No. 456287

>>456272
no idea, just making a guess. his wife said that they'd been receiving them for awhile but he never took them seriously
>>456274
i wonder how far the encryption goes, he mentioned having a macbook but i don't know if the fbi can decrypt apple devices yet

No. 456288

>>456284
Yeah Im going to rewrite mine this weekend. And steal some envelopes from the holidays. Do I need stamps?! I am going to just share some sentiments like how I care about him and ask what kind of books and music he likes and if he wants certain books sent to him. Le sigh.

No. 456290

>>456288
Kek yes you need stamps.
I wrote a few nice things and told him the books I’d send him (a couple of my favorites) and hope he likes them.

No. 456293

>>456290
How many stamps!!!!

No. 456307

File: 1734737272766.png (489.85 KB, 675x675, But mama I'm in love with a cr…)

This was it. The case had long since come to a close. As predicted, the books were thrown every which way at Luigi Mangione. Guilty of murder, guilty of terrorism, federal crime… Death penalty.
Usually it took YEARS for a date to be set for execution. But Luigi actually scared the powers that be, and they controlled justice in America. Just a month after conviction, he was set to die from lethal injection.
They didn't care about protests or riots, they wanted to make a statement, they wanted their enemy dead.

Unaware of the litany of excessive violence in the outside world, Luigi sits defeated on his bed, staring at the ground as he contemplates his fate. It's today. It all comes to an end, and he can't help but feel despite all his effort, he did nothing. It eats him alive. But what can he do?

He jumps when his prison cell opens, and a big prison guard comes in.

"Mr. Mangione, come with me" His gruff voice calls like the grim reaper

Luigi gets up and looks around. His brow furrows.

"Just you? I'm so used to there being a massive convoy around me."

"Do you see any press here?" He asks, then walks in to grab his arm "Come on, lets go."

Luigi's stomach drops. He wanted to die with dignity, so he fasted and dehydrated himself. He walks down the halls. There's a somber silence in the air. He feels a mix of emotions, but also oddly numb.

Luigi could have never expected what he saw in the execution room.

Cops, bodyguards, armed men, all scattered on the floor. He couldn't tell whether they were dead or unconscious. He looks at the guard who took him, completely baffled.

"What the—-" Luigi stops mid sentence as the burly man starts rapidly spinning. Things get weirder and weirder as he spins in a circle faster and faster.

The disguise breaks, and there stands his savior in a skin tight, bejeweled catsuit.

"No! It… It can't be! It's…. It's…" His savior interrupts him

"It's Britney, bitch. Come on bad boy, let's blow this joint." Britney Spears takes Luigi by the hand, she closes her eyes and her body starts glowing along with his. She uses her God given star powers to teleport the both of them out of the maximum security prison.

They defeated the paparazzi, they defeated conservatorship, they defeated the CEO's.

Now the two superhumans would take on the world.

No. 456311

>>456258
>how could his mother see her son like this and stay a silent heartless pussy?
She would've been advised by his lawyers and her own to keep her mouth shut. It's the smart thing to do and believe it or not is what's best for him rn

No. 456312

>>456307
You almost fucking gave me a heart attack fuck you I thought the really chose a lethal injection date already fuck you fuck you fuck you nonna fuck you

No. 456314

>>456271
My schizo theory is that the mods of the original Luigi sub (the ones that delete every worthwhile post and then went private) are reporting rival subs to take them down so they can be the only show in town

No. 456315

File: 1734737849454.png (1.32 MB, 1192x670, luigi_and_diddy_kong.png)

>>456073
"Life Imitating Art"

No. 456317

>>456312
Yeah I got scared too until I scrolled and realized it’s a fic aha

No. 456318

File: 1734738466837.gif (1.64 MB, 747x747, 1734325041355.gif)

>slurrrp oh hey nonna you're awake!
>What?
>Brian Thompson?
>UHC?
>Jail? Death Row?
>Perp walk?!
>My back hurts? It's okay right now
>That must've been a very bad dream
>It's okay though, you didn't get burnt in the sun
>You look so pretty
>Wanna take a walk along the beach soon?

No. 456321

File: 1734738776100.gif (1.3 MB, 356x200, IMG_3179.gif)

>>456307
Footage from the incident

No. 456327

I SAW LUIGI REPORTED ON THE NEWS, they are sensationalizing it calling the detention center he is in a "hell hole" and showed footage of a random chomo being stabbed "44 times" and they shared what Luigi's menu is for today (he got to eat lasagna for dinner thank god)

No. 456332

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Nonas the 20/20 special on Luigi isn't worth watching since it regurgitates the same shit that's already been said, but there was something in it I found interesting. They interviewed a few people who knew him, one of them being an older lady who lived at the same Hawaii co-op as him. According to her he was the only one in their book club who would read the entire book. Everybody else was just coming for the wine and shit but Luigi came to actually read we stan an intellectual king

No. 456333

>>456327
Luigi isn't a chomo. I get that prison is fucked up but there are still human beings in there.
Sure, the vast, vast majority of people in prison are horrendous, morally reprehensible pieces of shit. But I really just can't envision the ceo killer getting the baby rapist treatment.
Some of those fuckers behind bars may have even turned to a life of crime because they racked up medical debts like in breaking bad and shit.
IMO the only people luigi has to look out for is the system itself trying to give him the whistleblower suicide treatment.

No. 456335

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No. 456337

>>456333
I know, it's just fearmongering, and for what? At least they fed him lasagna. I'm just afraid the guards will abuse him.
>>456332
This makes me want to fuck him so good he's left panting and parched.
>>456335
So will we see him?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

No. 456338

>>456337
maybe, i don't know if they'll allow it after seeing the people's reaction to the perp walk kek

No. 456339

>>456338
It's their own fucking fault. Ugh what if they try to double down and humiliate him even more… with a straitjacket……..

No. 456340

>>456335
>Murder
It was murder but not a crime. Where the fuck are the ultra skilled paparazzo when we need them. I saw those sketches of schizoigi in a suit. I dont want shitty drawings I want photos.

>>456337
Until I see photos of Luigi eating from his tray they can tell me whatever they want, I don't believe they are feeding him good. He's so skinny.

No. 456342

>>456271
this is crazy. who owns reddit?

No. 456343

>>456340
I need to see schizowee in his cute sweater or I am going to angrily masturbate until it's manifested. Also true we need proof he's eating, please post mukbang
>>456342
Trannies

No. 456344

i hope luigi writes something while in prison. wish he will write a book or an article.

No. 456345

File: 1734742323938.png (55.47 KB, 315x255, Screen Shot 2024-12-20 at 4.51…)

>>456271
>>456342
so this subreddit is still allowed? insane

No. 456346

>>456343
The prison system would make millions alone if they had a paid subscription of luigis daily mukbang as he sits and talks with his viewers about his day in the system. Whales could provide food for the future meals.

No. 456348

>>456345
I checked that place out and a lot of it seems like its trolling and is mostly filled with weegeestans

No. 456350

>>456345
kek at taking the time to make a hate subreddit. 3.8k bootlickers

No. 456351

File: 1734742794974.png (15.9 KB, 748x169, 876876.png)

>>456345
LMAO WHICH ONE OF YOU FARMERS WROTE THIS SHIT

No. 456352

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>>456351
KEEEEKKK

No. 456353

>>456345
>The silent majority
Lol cope. There's gonna be an interesting mix of boomers, seething incels and moralfag xitter users in there.

No. 456354

File: 1734742930506.jpg (396.26 KB, 1080x2024, 1000019789.jpg)

in ABCs Manhunt doc, one of the Hawaii ppl interviewed mentioned that in their book clubs, Luigi was the only one there who read the whole book and actually wanted to discuss them, everyone else was mainly there for the refreshments and socializing.

Wasn't that RJ Martin guy the one who suggested Unabombers manifesto? Also in his interviews, he made it seem like a decent book club, in that they actually read and discussed a wide range of topics lol.

No. 456355

>>456332
thank you nonna for expressing this, it was a waste of time and the fact they had Perez Hilton on for his retarded take was something else kek. I also found the older woman’s experience with Luigi interesting, he truly did feel disconnected. He probably moved to the commune as a last ditch effort to make connections but found it to be isolating even with a room full of people.

No. 456356

File: 1734742971734.gif (302.97 KB, 220x220, 1000030208.gif)

>>456351
Beautiful beautiful poetry

No. 456358

>>456355
Poor baby he thought the book club was a real book club and not an excuse to socialize and fuck around

No. 456359

>>456354
samefag, rather odd choice even for a "half joke" for this type of book club.

No. 456360

>>456345
>FuckLuigiMangione
Once he’s free I will

No. 456362

>>456355
It's sad to think about how disconnected he felt from others. It also seemed like he might have felt his life was aimless despite his "success" and wealth. All of it probably felt empty in the end. I wonder if he almost had a death wish and decided to sacrifice himself because of these factors.

No. 456363

>>456362
tbh I know how luigi feels. The more I tried to find a group of people to fit in with, like my own little tribe, the more isolated I felt.
Luigi kind of got the brunt of it. I grew up pretty well off, and while it's nice to be financially secure, that lifestyle is incredibly isolating and anyone who has above room temp iq is at least somewhat aware that they are working to serve into a system that exploits and harms other people.
Like I think young luigi was optimistic about AI and other technology but then when he fully accepted the cold, hard reality that most technology is being used to harm his fellow man rather than help them it broke him.

No. 456364

>>456359
Zoomers love that shit, you'd be surprised
>>456363
I agree, I grew up similarly it's very isolating when you realize a lot of 'intelligent' people are actually just well-off and extremely vapid and can get by by doing nothing significant at all.

No. 456365

>>456359
While I find the unibombers crimes pretty shitty, the manifesto is actually very thought provoking, even if its a bit wordy at times. I understand his message but he was retarded to kill small fry computer shop owners.

No. 456366

Imagine edging Wigi and he's resembling Biblical ecstasy

No. 456368

>>455808
tim urban is a whiny reddit elon worshiping faggot. Fuck him

No. 456369

>>455817
I could have fixed luigi. I would have cured his zoomie grifter loving brainrot. He was almost there with his rejection of memerson. one good pussy eating session would have liberated him from moidgrifting

No. 456370

File: 1734744658060.gif (306.86 KB, 500x500, 1734228281751.gif)

>>456318
i wish nonna, i wish

No. 456371

>>456369
I know right. But think about how sexy he is now, all mildly insane… but how are we going to get him a pussy eating session to cure his misery?

No. 456372

File: 1734745100646.jpg (25.21 KB, 736x709, 1681403145048.jpg)

>>456332
>ywn have a private book club with luigi
Fuck this gay earth so much

No. 456373

File: 1734745405912.png (694.03 KB, 750x1202, 1000003001.png)

>ywn kiss him before leaving the car to the store, but then he gets a boner so you have to wait till it goes down. His face turning red and acting fidgety trying to pull down his shirt

No. 456374

I need us dry humping so viciously and sexily with him in his oversized prison jumpsuit and his eyes rolling in the back of his head as his massive cock throbs like a beast within his prison mandated undies

No. 456375

>>456229
this pic just reminded me he never got to see the new mufasa movie

No. 456376

File: 1734745442182.png (3.35 MB, 1598x2048, VVR6f1m.png)


No. 456377

>>456332
>only one reading the book
He has to be autistic.

No. 456378

File: 1734745524089.png (2.47 MB, 1366x2048, x3iFOza.png)


No. 456380

>>456378
if the government really wants to make an example out of him they really should just throw him into the pit of women.

No. 456381

>>456377
he's perfect

No. 456382

>>456376
He looks so sad and rough here, his sweet pink lips parted in a tired gasp and his eyes filled with misery as his hands, probably freezing cold, are forced to clutch each other submissively- also fuck whoever decided to shave his cutesy curly sideburn-area.
>>456377
He's earnest. It's the virgo moon.
>>456378
Imagine that powerful nose boring into your pussy folds as his restrained hands are flexing impatiently because he wishes so badly to finger you to completion.

No. 456383

>>456376
GIVE HIM A JACKET

No. 456384

>>456383
Nah only woman killers and pedophiles get jackets

No. 456385

>>456332
>>456355
>>456358
If I was the book lady I would have absolutely fucked him

No. 456386

>>456380
Death by horny nonnies

No. 456387

>>456385
Slip some roofies in his wine and go to town on that young buck COCK

No. 456388

>>456377
he'd be the first autistic moid to be adorable

No. 456389

>>456373
Anon please. I'm too upset and insecure about Luigi's future to be this horny

No. 456390

>>456377
is it autistic…. to read?

No. 456394

>>456377
weegeetism

No. 456396

File: 1734746900019.mp4 (2.27 MB, 576x1024, baby.mp4)

i wish we could see grown luigi with this tan…

No. 456407

Fuck it. I'm going to download the 'Come as you are' book by Emily Nagoski. Looks a bit cringe but all books like that seem to be.
What did you sister wives think of it?

No. 456408

File: 1734748379332.jpg (986.45 KB, 2436x1125, =Y.jpg)

I'm crying and pissing, I was passionately arguing about how evil it is to label Luigi a terrorist and treat him so terribly and my dad told me to write an opinion piece and submit to to the Wall Street Journal I am kekking all the way to the bank, what does he mean by this

No. 456410

>>456407
do it we need to get into weewees mind (and pants)

No. 456411

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No. 456412

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>>456192
How the Luigi thread de/g/enerates are gonna be posted up outside the courthouse soon

No. 456413

File: 1734749351660.png (36.47 KB, 657x230, 6767987689.png)

More people are coming forward saying he had issues with painkillers

No. 456414

File: 1734749391282.jpeg (1.41 MB, 1179x1607, 1733772256964.jpeg)

I weep for him, I can't believe he'll meet such an ugly fate

No. 456415

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No. 456416

>>456345
Should be renamed to r/MaldingFailmalesWhoWill NeverFuck

No. 456417

>>456413
This kinda makes sense if they're not writing fanfiction? In his back x-ray picture you can see he's literally full of shit, like his bowels are full. Opiod use in strong painkillers can back you up so bad

No. 456418

>>456412
Anon this is just bad comms. Even if wives normally presented themselves this way, they'd throw on a wig and manic pixie skirt for Wigi (or at least they fucking better). This would be as bad as OJ showing up to support him

No. 456419

this whole thread reminds me of when i was 15 and obsessed with dzhokhar tsarnaev. i thought i was over this phase of my life.

No. 456420

>>456419
he’s been posted so many times throughout this whole thing kek

No. 456421

>>456414
I’m starting to get anxious. do you think he’s gonna get the death penalty?

No. 456422

>>456421
i think so considering theyre calling him a terrorist

No. 456424

>>456421
I think there is a good chance he won't get it but I am more worried about him being locked up for life.

No. 456426

>>456412
I am not shaving for Luigi I am growing out my bush and making him get lost in it
>>456413
That is so sexy
>>456414
I want to commit suicide
>>456415
I need to make passionate love to him, I want to kiss him and hold him and make him mine, my obedient sweet happy slave who can find meaning in life. My poor depressed kitten.
>>456417
>bowels are full
So me. If he's constipated a lot that can definitely cause aggression. Uber relatable.
>>456421
Probably, because we basically live in a glitter-fied third world country.

No. 456427

>>456420
i need to get out of this thread… i cant do this

No. 456432

>>456343
>>456340
>>456346
be careful what you speak, they'll force feed him into obesity to lose the public interest. It's better if he stays skinny

No. 456433

>>456419
kek i was also obsessed with mr. i'm a stress free kind of guy, i used to feel ashamed though. i'd never feel shame for wanting weegee, his heart was in the right place

No. 456434

>>456432
He is wasting away, I hope he ate the lasagna tonight. I need him so bad I'm deliriously horny, I hate the American government treating its people like retards- sure there are a lot of retards in our society but it's a self fulfilling prophecy, being fed propaganda and feel-good identity political bullshit, but we're being treated like sheep brained retards by not getting to hear from Luigi's own mouth his own justification for his actions. We are in the true Gilded Age right now. A gold spray painted third world country. Look at the pretty lights and ignore the dead children.

No. 456435

i wanna lick his hollow cheeks (on that note i hope he's eating)

No. 456436

>>456421
I wanna say no but I'm also sick to my stomach thinking about it, I think they're hanging it over him as the alternative to taking a plea for life without parole so they don't have to drag out the court process and keep the public interest in him which is what they don't want but they can't stop the Luigiwives. I have a horrible feeling if he doesn't take a plea deal they will push for the death sentence

No. 456437

File: 1734752160033.gif (930.99 KB, 500x500, picmix.com_12276691.gif)

>>456421
I fucking hope not. The death penalty is fairly rare these days but then again it's obvious that they're trying to make an example of weegee so idk. Hopefully they don't try it and realize how bad the optics would be considering how popular he is with the public. But then again there's been a lot of retardation around this case (like the perp walk which made people like him more kek) so it's hard to say…

No. 456439

>>456435
I want to shove my tongue in his mouth and explore.
>>456436
They are evil and I think no matter what they want to kill/torture him.

No. 456440

>>456364
>>456365
yeah I don't doubt that but RJ Martin isn't a zoomers (and the woman in the doc seemed older, so idk if the whole commune was zoomers). it was a "book club" where people mainly didn't talk about the books, why would they choose a thought provoking one?

No. 456441

>>456440
For the meme. Literally.

No. 456442

>>456413
>>456415
He's not the same sweet boy, huh…

No. 456444

>>456442
It's so sexy. A sweet, intelligent, loving boy turning corrupt from painkillers, personal tragedy, and witnessing the suffering of the world and his own depression.

No. 456445

>>456015
My dad's a normie boomer and leans conservative and he thinks Brian Thompson got what he was due.

No. 456447

>>456445
I wish I could experience this

No. 456449

>>456232
>elon seems like the type of attention whore to hire an assassin on himself just to be the subject of news headlines
Nonna my fucking sides

No. 456451

my feeling is they are going to give him the death penalty to make an example out of him and even though we all didnt know luigi personally our hearts will ache for him it will feel like we lost a very important person who chose to take action rather than sit around and wait for change sigh I hate this fucking system so much

No. 456454

>>456451
I don't think they will just because it would risk triggering riots. I feel they're trying hard to suppress that possibility with the constant subreddit shut downs and tiktok bans. They don't want us plebs to organize or talk about this.

No. 456455

If they seek the death penalty there will for sure be a trial.
They don't want that.
They're trying to force a deal where he'll plead guilty in exchange for no DP.

No. 456462

File: 1734758638229.jpg (33.34 KB, 480x367, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg)

>>456451
i feel the same way especially now that trump will be back in office and he said he would restart federal executions. if they don't hurry the death penalty, he could appeal and perhaps get it overturned, but it's more likely that they're using the federal charges as a scare tactic to get him to accept a plea deal and get it over with. i love hate to bring up dzhokhar again, but he was sentenced to death under obama and then appealed under trump and got it overturned, doesn't matter much anyway because it was reinstated under biden.

No. 456463

>>456444
He was always a sweet boy! He just couldnt sit by and let these people continue hurting the grandmas and grandpas! He's an AI bro. He probably heard about that AI case with the 90% denial rate for senior citizens and got PTSD flashbacks of working at his parents horrible nursing home and lost his mind!

Luigi!!! My perfect angel!!! I will fight for you!!!

No. 456465

File: 1734758937840.jpeg (304.28 KB, 1178x1161, GfNgJVmWoAAmf-V.jpeg)

He is so loved

No. 456467

>>456465
>over 50
i thought he’d receive thousands of letters and packages at this point kek? and i had no idea that prisoners could receive emails! especially maximum security and solitary confinement prisoners

No. 456469

>>456467
he probably doesn't have more because people were waiting for him to get extradited to New York

No. 456470

>>456467

that's just how many he's been given, they would have to go over all of it

No. 456471

>>456467
thats how much hes recieved. Im sure the amount the prison has recieved is insane. I wanna hear those numbers

No. 456472

File: 1734761706410.jpeg (548.07 KB, 634x953, IMG_3693.jpeg)

I want to play with his curls, help him fall asleep and reassure him that everything is gonna be alright

No. 456476

>>456472
I want every woman in america to storm the prison he's in and rescue our husband.
it would be a heist for the history books.

No. 456478

Ugh just watched Stephane Soos rotten mango video on Luigi. I’m just so confused, this is definitely the craziest case of the last 10 years (or more). I don’t know if I believe he did it, he kinda sounds like a munchie. The hotel pictures don’t even look like him. The evidence doesn’t make sense. I don’t know anymore! Either way, I love him and I want him. He is so beautiful and well educated. He’s got me so conflicted.

No. 456479

File: 1734763183749.png (1.61 MB, 1034x1552, IMG_4211.png)

kek

No. 456480

File: 1734763709672.jpg (62.67 KB, 835x676, luigiontrueanon.jpg)

trueanon podcast did a really good two hour episode on luigi and his methods, background, and possible ideological motive. https://pod.link/1474001390/episode/5a99f9d134727773f373a1e771d561ab

No. 456481

>>456478
it doesnt matter if he did it or not. He should walk just like penny

No. 456482

>>456479
If they really have to execute him they cannot proceed unless he impregnates at least 10,000 women.

I volunteer.

No. 456483

>>456480
the trueanon hosts are cows and they don't know anything, please don't

No. 456486

>>456478
I wouldn’t trust how she presents information, she loves to exaggerate and basically lifts her opinions from Reddit comments wholesale

No. 456493

File: 1734769239350.jpg (720.06 KB, 1479x1679, 1733928018180.jpg)

The thought of him flirting with me is making me coom hard. What kind of pick up lines do you think he used?

No. 456497

>>456493
I bet they sucked ass but because he's cute girls would flock to him anyways.

No. 456501

>>456419
Literally same. I'm getting so many flashbacks. Everything is the same….It's like I saw his arrest photo for the first time (the one with the stomach showing you know the one I'm talking about)

No. 456507

>>456048
I honestly wouldn't take any of his deleted tweets very seriously. If we're correct about the psychotic break then these tweets he archived are from around the time his symptoms were starting.

>>456047
just insinuating that jenny_baby is lying about her identity

>>456053
Went missing for months, cut everyone off and then what detective nonna found about him deleting (and archiving his tweets) to cut down to 286 looks like the synchronicity experienced in mania. Him being mentally ill means he can end up at a nicer prison or a mental facility anyway.

No. 456515

>>456212
Just clarifying
>Luigi graduated in 2020,
>moved to Honolulu in 2022 (January to June in Surfbreak)
>injured his back in early 2022 during a surf lesson
>had back surgery in July 2023
>>October 2023 on his Reddit he claimed the surgery had gone well
>he was still in Hawaii in November 2023 because he got fined for trespassing at a local park (so he went back to Honolulu after surgery)

Luigi and his former Surfbreak landlord communicated over Luigi's surgery earlier this year. I can not find definitive clarification over who reached out to who first, which is important. Landlord claims Luigi sent him pictures of his spine and told him he'd gotten surgery. The landlord also claims to have reached out to him to ask him how the surgery went and Luigi had apparently only responded with 'long story' and never elaborated further and went radio silent. That is at odds with his words on Reddit where he said it had been successful. And he pretty much lost all contact with his Surfbreak friends after he left in June 2022 but he went back after his surgery. This does make it seem like Luigi's social isolation wasn't sudden or recent but like he was pulling away from people bit by bit. None of the Hawaiian islands are big places, so he went back and pretty much avoided the people who knew him. Am I missing something or does this timeline sound right?

No. 456517

>>456515
Want to add, while he was at Surfbreak he started a book club, Martin and Wexler jokingly recommend the Unabomber manifesto but the book was so badly received the book club dissolved. That was in 2022. January of this year Luigi left a review for the book on his Goodreads. Did he just get around to it or did he actually read the book back in 2022? Had he been stewing on it all year before finally reviewing it or read it recently?

No. 456523

I am sad. I am worried for my sweet Luigi. I hope he slept well. What’s the next step for him?

No. 456527

my brother just insinuated luigi is gay and i have never wanted to punch him more in my life

No. 456528

>>456527
He’s late to the party, even the fag fans of his have accepted he’s straight

No. 456533

File: 1734793854839.gif (553.01 KB, 375x500, 12277332_a16e9.gif)

>ywn lick his massive candy cane
>ywn jingle his bells
>ywn ride his sleigh
>ywn slide down his chimney
>ywn roast his chestnuts on an open fire
>>456527
show him the goodreads list and wiiwii's dating profile

No. 456534

File: 1734793983302.gif (4.8 MB, 360x480, 3-53-40-855.gif)

>>456533
samefag, a bonus one kek

No. 456535

>>456533
>>456534
This is so sad, what will he do for Christmas? Is he allowed in genpop? Does he have to eat at the mess hall? Will they serve Christmas prison ham? Or do they hate him so much they keep him tied up wearing the slavebelt at all times and monitor him and never let him leave his cell? Maybe the news will report on what he ate and did that day… what if they give him gifts and he unwraps it and it's a new shiny pair of handcuffs and a prison pillow.

No. 456537

>>456533
Love the picrel nonnie, thank you!!

No. 456538

File: 1734794914619.jpg (114.92 KB, 1000x1000, 1000018489.jpg)

Album cover dropped

No. 456539

>>456538
I need to watch him get a boner in that jumpsuit

No. 456540

>>456538
I think the image would be more symbolic if Luigi's eyes were the only ones not covered, but it goes hard regardless

No. 456545


No. 456546

I need to spoon him in his prison cell.

No. 456556

>>456419
I've never had a crush on a killer. The ones that killed random innocent people disgusted me. I can see how a misguided angsty teen who hasn't fully developed self actualization might like one but for me murderers were always pretty vile.
The only killers I really like is Queen Aileen the scrot zapper and King Luigi.
It actually annoys me when people try to conflate Luigi with shitheads like Ted Bundy. The way I see it Luigi is a guerilla soldier for the working class.

No. 456557

>>456527
How many fags read books about eating pussy?
Tell your brother he's just jealous that Luigi isn't into him.

No. 456558

Imagine sweet, miserable Luigi letting the cops manhandle his beautiful hands to force them into handcuffs and attach to his rapebelt and grab his ankles and clasp them in chains, he was probably so obedient and docile but very afraid. I need to beat the shit out of the cops who touched him.

No. 456559

>>456517
I think he read part of the Manifesto at first, and then got a bit exhausted from it (it's really rambley) and took a break from it. Then maybe he picked it up again and actually gave it a proper read.
In my opinion without the manifesto the unibombers crimes were pretty forgettable. Uncle Ted was not really going after the right people for the most part. Near the end I believe he started going after bigger people so maybe if he hadn't released the manifesto the crimes would have shaken things up more, but his writings are what really immortalize him. Without the writings, no one would remember Ted.
Luigi might have realized this. The fact of the matter is Luigi didn't need some wordy school shooter scribbles to make a point. He was 99.9999999% action and three words was all it took to get his entire message across.

This is why I desperately want a book (ideally multiple books) authored by Luigi. I get the feeling it will be something eloquent but very easy to read.

No. 456560

>>456559
Definitely easy to read. Love Wigi but his writing skills could use some work.

No. 456561

>>456558
some depraved nona memorizing the names of every scrot in >>456538 and putting them on her 'to kill' list



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