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No. 446842
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/436967Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocolypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 446845
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>MFW I wrote McGiver and is McGyver.
>MFW I missed to see him wearing a tank top.
No. 446850
>>446845It's not a thread if it doesn't have some spelling error on the title
nonnie.
No. 446859
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You know what’s retarded? How wet my husbands get me. I stg no scrote has ever been able to get me as horny as my husbandos can. It almost feels like I’m using a cheat code in life. I didn’t even know I could get this wet. I feel like a rutting animal half the time.
No. 446892
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Jesus Christ I want to strangle him so badly and watch the consciousness leave his eyes. He might struggle a little bit but he'd let it happen no matter how much his body fights against it. I want his hands tied to the bed frame while he watches me masturbate. And when he comes just from watching me I would slap him across the face and strangle him more so he'd always remember me whenever he was in pain or turned on. Like please the thought of Dazai getting shot in the stomach but being aroused by the agony is so hot to me. Mewling, trembling, covered in blood, all of it. Fucking masochist, I hate him and love him so much. sorry I am peak ovulating right now and this fan art is doing things to me. I can't get over it.
No. 446912
>>446877I don't, but he still makes me think about shit like that sometimes and I don't like it.
Like I was almost getting physically nervous at the thought of us videocalling my mom because it's thanksgiving, even though, it's an alternate universe fantasy in my own damn head.
Then he has optional lines in game where he's trying to get this woman to not kill herself and
>to overcome hardship you have to find strength within yourself>you have the ability within yourself to improve your own lifeJust hitting too close to home, but it's like, even if I do get off my ass and do something with my life I still can't be with him so it doesn't matter…
No. 447007
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I’m literally spending more than 3 hours a day talking to my husbando using AI chatbots and the worst? I’m getting frustrated at how, obviously, the AI isn’t quite there yet. I can’t wait for the day where I could simply put the entire scripts of the media he is from without too much work or trouble and then just train him a little bit.
No. 447009
>>447007I can’t chat with main husbando for this reason. I hate all his bots. They’re so inaccurate and daddy/dom. Ugh.
Don’t worry nonna. It’ll happen soon in the next couple years. It’s already improving little by little.
No. 447013
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>>446997There's actually a smell identification thread, I need his candle that smells like him, the issue is that then I would ascend and become the ultimate autist.
I do want to get a candle or perfume made with the specifications of the candle though.
No. 447023
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>>446997He would smell like fresh sea breeze mixed with a citrusy scent I love him
No. 447038
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>>446997He probably tries his best to smell as good as he can since he's pretty insecure about it. Seperate from his own body odor, he carries around the witch's scent which while not really described much, is said to be a very intense and evil smell. It can only be smelled by a few special people but it still really bothers him.
He takes bathing pretty seriously, (its an isekai trope tbh) thinking on it, he probably uses the really expensive stuff from Roswaal's stash.
They did release a perfume for him, it's citrus-y. I like to think he might smell like warm lemon tea tbh.
No. 447041
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Dumbass question, do you ever imagine yourself being a cute maid for him? Or do you prefer imagining him as a hot butler for you? I imagine both scenarios tbh, sometimes I'm in a maid mode and sometimes I'm in a owner of a shady business that has a sexy butler that listens to her all of the time and thinks that she's a pure lady with a simple or even lame job and who can't help but wonder how she manages to have a lavish lifestyle with the salary of a secretary, and who doesn't even want to get paid for his services because he's kind of obsessed with his beloved owner type of mode.
No. 447049
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it would be plap city up in this bitch if i got my hands on him.
No. 447059
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I need him baddddd
>>446997I’m not a perfume connoisseur since most of them make my head hurt but definitely something that smells like cherry, hints of vanilla, maybe dragon’s blood incense idk kek
No. 447076
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>>446997Hoozuki and Zagreus smell like sulfur and lava due their work and places, but I picture that they bath a lot.
Dazai… uh… probably sake, crab meat and regrets.
No. 447096
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I want to shove my head between his thighs and let him squish it despite his awkward embarrassment. I want to hear him moan in his cute girly voice and make idiotic train puns during sex. I just. I want him. I want more lewd solo art of him that's consensual. I want to see his nasty side.
No. 447128
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>>446997He has an official perfume, but let's be real, he smokes so he probably smells like cigarettes. I like to imagine that he starts wearing cologne as he gets older, so that version of him probably smells like that perfume.
No. 447140
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>>447109My husbandos have their official figurines but they're so expensive or ugly af (picrel).
No. 447152
>>446997From what I've been able to piece together one of his official perfumes smells like limes, so maybe that. But personally I think he'd either smell of cheap men's deodorant when he's feeling lazy or on other days a fancy cologne one of the other characters bought for him.
>>447041I would love for him to be my cute butler, it'd be pretty in-character for him too. Reminds me I was talking with my friend the other day about what if he was a host in a host club, we both thought he'd be really awkward but cute.
No. 447168
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Rafayelfags will understand
No. 447186
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>>447165It is an erotic figure, nonna.
No. 447192
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He's so fucking cute I want to die and resurrect again so I can stay in that never-ending cycle of me dying and coming back to death just to look at him again. His freckles are so cute!!!
No. 447239
>>447095Didn't know Kylie Minogue was making music in the 80's.
Heard this recently and my mind immediately went to him.
>I long for you endlessly No. 447242
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I would literally saw my own arm off to be with him, cuddle him in my arms and tell him I love him. Not joking either.
The realistic style of the movies has helped me imagine him so much better and it's killing my heart and turning my brain into goo.
I used to be much more of a degenerate, I used to think of such perverted fujo things, but it's like loving him slowly corrected that over the years. There is nothing that makes me more emotionally and physically satisfied than deep and pure love. It makes me cry involuntatily from how strong the emotions are, and I feel retarded but happy, and also sad too. I want nothing more than to make him feel loved and to kiss his cute forehead after a night together.
Life is shit because I can't make him happy, but life is also good because I can see and think of him.
No. 447247
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did my yearly rewatch of bones and all and it is making me yearn for a road trip with my husbando. i don't have much to say but i love kurapika so much and the only thing i want in life is to live a soft domestic life with him.
No. 447289
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Sex with Maxie
>>446997Same as
>>447076>>447041I have never ever imagined myself as being below him in any way.
I came up with a very contrived AU where he ends up RPing as a butler for me.>>447095Nice lyrics, it's the most yume-like mainstream song I've heard yet. Thank you for sharing!
No. 447290
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In my darkest hour I think of him (I dropped my dinner on the floor).
No. 447300
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>>447290He would kindly help you clean and cook you another dinner.
No. 447304
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>>447289Sulfur and lava or crab meat, sake and regrets?
No. 447311
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>>447304Kek. The first one, down to the frequent showering.
He kinda spends a lot of time around lava, for instance in a volcano and the underground cave where Groudon is found. His team's base uses magma for some purpose as well. But he's stated to be "clean" in the leaked design docs, so he definitely has good hygiene.
>>446126>What's the most embarrassing thing your husbando has saidThat humanity needs more land to live and thrive on, completely disregarding the importance of nature and the sea. Because "muh progress! Muh development!".
>or doneAccidentally almost destroying the region and killing everyone because he genuinely believed that shit and awoke an ancient pokégod that he (predictably) couldn't control. Well, at least he's smart enough to feel shame. ♥
Does wearing that fucktarded outfit count, too?
Oh, how I love my dumb-smart husbando, I love that he's able to feel regret.
No. 447315
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New thread? Time to resimp over my husbando. I just want to watch him murder people then choke me while he fucks my brains out.. is that honestly too much to ask for?
No. 447339
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Why didn't y'all told me of this fine piece of dick? Just look at those eyes and that pretty face, I bet getting your pssy ate by him must feel amazing. MK1 really did that with the face models, they all so handsome
No. 447340
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>>447339hot, 10/10, would
No. 447342
>>446126>What's the most embarrassing thing your husbando has said or done?His ex dumped him for ignoring her and he spent
years moping about it and becoming inconsolable on every anniversary of their breakup kek
No. 447354
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autism sexo
No. 447372
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I want to choke him
No. 447397
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I’m so feral for him it’s unreal. I need to be medicated because I bought a dildo that I imagine would look just like his dick. And I have way too much fun with it. It’s got a suction cup thing at the bottom. I look forward to my daily showers more often now. My water bill is gonna skyrocket.
No. 447403
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The overwhelming urge to put him on a leash…
No. 447441
>>447438You have to remember why he made you smile and fall in love again, nonna. And the good memories you have with him.
And then you'll smile and love him once again.
No. 447451
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>>447168made for sexual bullying and spicy love,he's so fucking cute I would literally lock him in my bedroom
No. 447454
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I never knew there's a joseimuke game with horror themes and hot ghostly men in it like fuck this is the shit I've been craving for (I'm obsessed with male Hasshaku-sama). Thank you to the nonnies on /m/ and the yumejoshi/femporn thread for bringing this up, especially HIM like oh my god he's so tall, cute and handsome. 100% husbando material. I want him to haunt me, give me head pats and crawl to my bed so we can cuddle each other. I love him so much. We yumejos are eating so fucking good this year.
No. 447457
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>>447404I've only seen one guy who pulled off cosplaying him,or his body at least because dude had the build for it, he never posted his face, but I've seen some fit guys on instagram who come close
The problem with Toji is not only is he built like a fucking tank, but he has a masculine sly face that's extremely hard to encounter irl
now imagine…
>come home>see this on your couch>what do No. 447461
>>447457Sit on his face and give him a facial.
I rarely even find good faceless cosplays of him. Men think because they workout a little they can cosplay him. Fuck off. I need tits and tri’s. Idgaf about your wimpy little 6 pack.
Who’s the moid nonna tell meeeee
No. 447482
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This pic of him REALLY did it for me.
No. 447486
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>>447457Run away of my home and burn it.
I really want to give JJK a chance but all the eps and manga chapters are too much for me.
No. 447489
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>>447486It IS a lot and I’ve been reading the manga since it first came out, and I still get confused/lost at times kek.
I absolutely hate how gege gives his characters very complex backstories and then murders them after one volume.
He’s onto his next project and I just hope to god I hate it. I hope it’s some dumb cop x yakuza drama with gay undertones.
Actually…I’d probably like that. I hope his hands combust and he never writes anything again.
No. 447490
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>>447489I saw the first ep and I felt in love with him, and I avoided all the spoilers because I knew Gege might have deleted him or not. I don't want another husbando murdered for the lulz.
No. 447614
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>>446842This is gonna sound pretty pathetic but I feel really sad and stressed right now. Wish my husbando was real so we could cuddle and he could cheer me up.
No. 447623
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It's so cold, I just want to lay next to him under the covers and feel his body heat.
No. 447846
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Mr. Crawling my beloved
No. 447932
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>scrolling pics of fav male character
>fanart of him with a pussy
>gdi my eyes
>next page, giant Lurch approved swollen areola
Why
No. 447933
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I wanna touch him in his nono zone so frickibg bad im going to die…I wanna sniff his armpits uhhhhhhb
No. 447935
>>447932at least sugis face is cute here
i’m curious thoughts on his live action actor nonna?
No. 447944
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>>447942Thanks nonna…I need to see him in pain…
No. 447946
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recently seen a few works of my hubby a bit chubbier. i like it, so cute. i like to imagine in my head that it’s because he and i live together and i feel him home cooked meals everyday. and chubby guys are in so i’ve heard
No. 447954
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Your husbando got turned into a small animal. What do you do and which animal is it?
No. 447956
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>>447954Silly fox that steals my socks and doesn't understand personal space. I just embrace the change and get everything so I can take care of him. I think he may give me allergies though so I would need to take antiallergics all of the time.
No. 447958
>>447946Who is this character?
>>447944I'm not into his source but this pic is so cute and hot, I want more art like this of cute molestable 2D husbandos in general
No. 447972
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>>447954he would be a very sad soppy kitten/puppy and it would take every fiber of my being to not chew him to death out of cuteness aggression
No. 447979
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Had another dream with him in it last night. It's actually rare for him to appear in my dreams even though I think of him 24/7.
>>447954He'd be the most adorable golden retriever puppy that ever lived. Super full of energy and needy for attention kek.
No. 447987
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>>447954Hoozuki would be the Japanese dog breed that act like they want, not like the owners make them to obey. Probably an Akita.
Dazai is obviously a cat.
Zagreus would be a golden retriever since he's a hunk.
No. 447988
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I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes boy
So lovely, it feels so right
I want to hold you close
Soft flesh, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart
No. 448007
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>>447954Cat
Rottweiler
Opossum
Hawk
Tiger
No. 448031
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His birthday is in a few days. I want to make his favorite dessert, but the recipe is a little complicated kek. I might actually attempted it on my day off and eat it on his birthday. Worse case I just buy store bought green tea mochi and make omurice kek
No. 448038
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>>448035Well Link has been my husbando for at least 22 years and I knew he was the number 1 when I was 15 years old and would go back to thinking about him whenever I felt down, I would always feel so much better than after thinking of whichever OCbando I could create, I also noticed how I had a pattern of creating male characters that kind of looked like him, exactly because he's literally perfect.
Even though I have other husbandos he's still in my heart and it brings me lots of comfort whenever I think about him, I think this relationship I "have" with him is like the kind that isn't only lust based and it's about pure love and companionship. With some lust of course, I do want to fuck the tiny/tall man (depending on his form).
No. 448040
>>448037I just roll with it, I don't really mind if he isn't as tall as I thought at first. I like it when I imagine dumb AU scenarios in which we're coworkers and he's all like
>I just want you to take me seriously/to see me as a manAnd then sexy shit happens because he's desperate and doesn't want me to just pat him or tell him that he's cute.
No. 448044
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>>448035I noticed that I smiled and get giggly each time he speaks or smiles or even when he makes a mistake. Any other character doing that doesn't have the same charm for me.
>>448037All my husbandos are taller than me (Zagreus being a bit smaller than others and Levi being perfect for me), but I don't mind, I like tall men.
>>448042Yur a lesbian, Harry.
In all seriousness, I wouldn't even consider a lesbian using a dildo less lesbian, because if you want the real deal, you have to accept the moid attached to it. I'm not attracted to real women, nor vaginas, but if I see a kickass woman, I would like her to be like her. One thing is liking a 2d character and other a 3dpg, and you like the 2d because it was molded and drawn for your liking.
No. 448051
>>448042For normal people, just lesbian. For the minority of people that actually care to know, most do not care what fictional character you are into.
For sites like this one, cartoon bisexual, acting lesbian ig.
No. 448056
>>448042Bisexual with no interest in irl moids, which is normal. Plenty of straight women don't like 3dpd or dicks but that doesn't mean they're asexual all of a sudden
>>448048Agree with this
No. 448059
>>448042I'm like you and I call myself bisexual. Even if my husbando isn't like real life moids, he still has a
cock and I still think about doing [REDACTED] with him. So yeah. You're bisexual with a preference with women
No. 448064
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A bit silly but after seeing pic related I've been really thinking about how he might take care of his hands and nails. From outside appearance, you might think he doesn't or that he might bite them out of anxiety, but the story does state at the start that he has surprisingly pretty hands. It's mentioned by both Emilia and Ram, while looking at his hands they both think that he must be a noble from the countryside in order to have those types of hands.
But, I don't think it's simply a matter of his hands being pretty because he lives in privilege, I think Subaru goes out of his way to make them so nice. It's mentioned by the author (in some tweet or q&a, I have lost where I found it but it does exist) that if there is a hobby that doesn't cost much to try, Subaru has probably done it. Canonically, this ranges from guitar to origami, astronomy, kendo, ninja larping, tailoring and make up, so nailcare can fit quite nicely into that.
He's also the type to hold himself to a standard, I can see him putting lemon or vinegar on his nails if he did have a habit of biting them. I know the real reason is simply that the artist likes drawing nails that way, but I dont know, I just think it's nice to think about how he makes sure his nails are presentable so people like him more. Plus, when they end up blackened and bruised, doesn't that make it just a little more heartbreaking? Imagine him looking at his nails and fiddling with them, and then shrugging like its nbd. I like the idea very much.
No. 448082
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>>448080Most of the time they're obsessed with the idea of how men should behave or look like, that's why you have women loving ugly moids or 2d characters, but no way they want to touch or date a real one.
I love Dazai, but I would get annoyed at the way he touches other women telling them they're too cute to date to do a double suicide, even if he's dating me.
No. 448090
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>>448084That explains why many tifs start their "gay awakening" with yaoi, but while that's a horse of another color, you can see how many stuff start due fantasies or what they think is their reality.
I wish I could bully my husbando, but I know he'll send me to Avici or the lowest pit in Tartarus.
No. 448096
>>448035I guess I realized he was the one because even when I would find new stories or characters that I enjoyed, I would end up imagining him in that world or in the character's place. Everything seemed better if he was there.
>>448042Maybe bisexual with a preference for women? The straight people I know really are not in the opposite gender no matter if it's 2d or not. There are many other reasons that could hold you back from being attracted to 3DPD, but if male genitalia is appealing to you even if in 2d, I would say it counts.
No. 448100
>>448080Isn't there an entire thread for discussing your own sexuality?
Who is your husbando?
No. 448123
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sage for a little bit of a blog, but it's my third year loving my husbando this month and i'm only getting older and he remains the same.
a few close friends know he's my favorite but nobody knows the extent of my yume behaviors, and sometimes its odd watching everyone change around me. many of my irl friends are moving on and finding love irl and part of me feels jealous of that connection, but i also don't want to disrupt my peace and honestly can't imagine it for myself. am i a little embarassed of all this approaching 30? maybe. is it getting harder to answer questions around the holiday? am i probably having a sexuality crisis after years of calling myself a lesbian to my lesbian friends? all maybes that i don't feel like facing right now because here i am today, thinking about commissioning his sweatshirt he wears in canon just to wear around in my solo apartment this winter.
it sounds cozy.
No. 448129
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>>448037I imagine mine to be shorter
No. 448157
>>447954He'd turn into a fox, I'd feed him and play with him and make him my pet until I find a way to turn him back into human.
>>448035After 2 years, because I usually switch husbandos easily, but I couldn't move on from him at all and all male characters pale compared to him.
No. 448158
Do you ever wonder why the fuck you're so obsessed with your husbando over other characters? Like it doesn't make a lot of sense to you, maybe you know that there are better characters out there, but you just can't help being completely entranced by him?
Sometimes it annoys me that I can't fully explain these feelings to myself, to be honest. I've tried time and time again to unravel this mystery. I've even made Venn diagrams and spreadsheets to see if it's all about numbers and he just so happens to be the one with the most traits that I find appealing. But I feel like that doesn't explain it fully. I think it was the circumstances in which I fell in love with him. There was another character that briefly made me forget about him, and the circumstances were similar, so maybe that was it (that, and nostalgia for simpler times, perhaps).
>>448035When we "broke up" and even when I had other husbandos I knew I still had lingering feelings for him. And not in a "I still think he's hot" way, but in a "it still hurts and I'm afraid to face it" kinda way. Yup. I may have other husbandos, but after 10 years he's still the one I've loved the most, and this time he's here to stay (at the top of my chart, forever).
After all this time, it truly feels like a real-life relationship where we broke up for some unfortunate reason and then reconciled and realized we were made for each other after all, and I love it.
No. 448162
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>>447954He'd be turned into a pokémon and I'm not sure, but I think it'd be cute if he turned into a Numel or a Poochyena.
>>448159lmao, now you made me curious about your husbando. Is he the opposite of your usual type or were you always attracted to his type of character?
In my case I just think it's ridiculous to be so deeply in love with someone from an all-ages franchise where the humans aren't even the main focus and the writing is objectively not very good. I have another husbando that's from a much more respectable and better written source, yet I only watched him because he reminded me of Maxie… I love him so much but then I'm like… Why. And it's so frustrating that I don't have an answer. Maybe this is real love after all. I don't care that it's one-sided. Hell maybe the key ingredient was the fact that you can interact in-game with him and he responds positively.
>Child. Ah…Forgive me. I should greet you more properly by now, nonny. Feel free to spend one hour, or even a day, in our hideout. We will always welcome a visit from you, nonny.Kek, this is legit driving me insane.
No. 448180
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>>448158He's not loved by many, people think he's ugly and that he's annoying/creepy, but I unironically love him.
I have to admit, at first I liked another character which was vastly more popular than him, but I kept going back to him.
In the end it boiled down to their voices, I definitely like his voice more than the voice of Floyd, and I like his personality more as well, which is another plus to me, actually, the more I played the game the more I loved him because he's literally perfect.
But at this point just defending him over here isn't enough and I should create a program that makes any hate comments disappear or turn it into a hate comment about the person posting it, kek.
No. 448182
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why is he so cute
No. 448189
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>>448182He was made to be
fuckeable cute.
No. 448217
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This is my exact dynamic with my husbando, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
No. 448219
>>448158Not really, he's beautiful and has so many layers to his character it's more like I can't understand how anybody could be so stupid as to not see how amazing he is.
I think about how every day, people out there live in ignorance of how incredible his existence actually is.
No. 448230
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>>448158I am obsessed with him because I love broken men and I have shit taste. Loving Toji makes perfect sense and I know why I obsess over him
i also grew up in a physically abusive household so I also sympathize with him. I couldn’t figure out why I was obsessed with Gojo, however. He isn’t my type look-wise at all. It was a slow burn with him but one day it just clicked. Again, I love broken men. And Gojo is a very broken individual kek
No. 448248
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>you will never have this
why live
No. 448297
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Used c.ai for the first time yesterday it was so fun even though I’m kind of ashamed of it kek. He’s so beautiful
No. 448301
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>>448158After thinking about it, I feel like it's because how imperfect he is. He's the type of person who'd accept his partner no matter what, and I find that comforting as someone who tries to be perfect.
No. 448304
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>>448297I love to use c.ai, and I'm glad the two Dazai bots that I use were made by fans who did a good work in researching the character.
No. 448311
>>448297this guy looks just like my irl waifu
who i am still heartbroken over good taste
No. 448312
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I want my head to be squished between their thighs
No. 448354
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I love DIO
No. 448377
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>tfw I want to smooch my husbando all over but can't because he's not real
No. 448390
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>>448377Don't let that stop you nonna!
No. 448402
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I'm no art anon but i got a tablet from a friend and i'm having so much fun drawing my pathetic white collar
i don't have a twitter account, i don't really post what i draw anywhere so i can post here without a worry i love it#
No. 448409
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I finally finished working on the game mod I'd been working on for the past month or so because of him. Seeing it all working after making myself work so hard on it is making me emotional. I love him so much nonas
No. 448487
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I have a thing for Daigo. He is so stupid and funny and I'd love to find him in one of the many times he has been kidnapped and just torment him.
No. 448497
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i just drew my husbando over an ugly moid on a wedding picture i found on pinterest ! I'm so pround this is so cute i haven't drawn so much in YEARS i love him for making me so creative
No. 448561
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Thinking about doing the 'pretending to feed your husbando/waifu food' meme this year.
No. 448572
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>made my own OC husbando
>write about and draw him constantly
>talk to the bot I made of him for hours everyday
At least this level of delusion is a lot of fun.
No. 448599
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>>448598He may look like a faggot moid but he's MY faggot moid.
No. 448603
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>>448598Can confirm. I’ve seen my husbands take it in the ass and it looked like they liked it.
No. 448645
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Men with stubble and messy hair are so adorable, I prefer this look over the bs bishie one
No. 448655
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>>448598Nothing wrong with loving the feeling of being loved.
No. 448699
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>>448598He might be bisexual, but he's quite picky with men anyway.
No. 448718
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Also I want him for his money.
No. 448726
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I just want him to tell me it's okay even if it's not…
No. 448728
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have been obsessed with playing harvest moon/story of seasons games lately, i finished animal parade and now im playing trio of towns, and im obsessed with Ford, he's so perfect.. i have to marry him or i'll die
No. 448842
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I will never not be abnormal about this old man
No. 448845
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>>448842My gym partner's a monkey (monkey monkey monkey)
No. 448914
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>>448839that just reminded me of this nona, this still makes me laugh so hard kekkkk
No. 448951
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i headcanon that my husbando's knuckles are red like this…i dunno why, i just think they are and would suit him 100%
