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No. 450011
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this shirt is so retarded i love it, nonas should i buy
No. 450013
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>ywn eat at a fancy italian restaurant with Luigi
>ywn watch the lion king with Luigi
>ywn play pokemon with Luigi
>ywn go to the shooting range with Luigi
No. 450026
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I hope he's at least being treated kindly by the few cops sympathetic to him
No. 450033
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>>450014no fun allowed, women must all be a boring hivemind
No. 450035
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This makes me horny
No. 450040
>>450038You’re misunderstanding. I said even
if he’s racist anons won’t care. Literally where did I say supporting a ceo killer is the same as that. Horny-induced fucking dyslexia use your brain
No. 450042
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i don't see the point in trying to come over here to dissuade anons when this is the containment thread. let us contain our horny here in peace. feds don't even bother integrating anymore.
No. 450043
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Nyaaaa~
No. 450045
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i love his eyebrows
No. 450046
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No. 450051
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>>450048anyways, ignoring the very obvious scrotes itt, i wonder what his favorite dish is.
No. 450054
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>>450046i wanna be the cop thats handling him so bad, pushing him up against a wall ugh
No. 450056
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What do you think his favourite sanrio mascot is. I think cinnamoroll fits him best.
No. 450061
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>>450056I think Badtz-Maru fits him more
No. 450064
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>>450056definitely cinna or kuroppi imo
No. 450074
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>>450007So which one of you lucky nonas is gonna nab him while he's in jail?
No. 450075
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I know he’d be such a flirt
No. 450082
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we need a dicktective
No. 450084
>>450082I have a really special talent where I can figure out the exact circumference and length of anything in my mouth.
Get me on the case.
No. 450099
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That should've been my hand
No. 450104
Is Luigi into mild age gaps? I’m 19 but I have the feeling he prefers older women
>>450100I’m a Pisces moon, I didn’t know me and Luigi were so compatible…
No. 450108
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>>450106not me apparently as a leo sun libra moon…
No. 450138
>>450014>feel so awkward when it comes out that…His twitter, reddit, booklist, etc was all made public the second he got arrested.
If he truly was some entitled beta cuck incel he would have shot up a school/mall like the rest of those useless moids, not sacrificed his freedom to raise public awareness of how fucked American health insurance is.
I thought he was based even before his first face pic.
No. 450144
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>>450134Nonny I’m ovulating
No. 450145
>>450142If I dated/fucked him, as tempting as it would be to come out about it I would be overwhelmed by the attention.
I'd keep our relationship safe in my heart and write to him in prison.
No. 450146
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It's beautiful to see both leftists and right wingers come together to stand behind our boy
No. 450153
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What do we think of his birth chart
No. 450157
>>450147I'm in the same boat…kinda scared ngl.
>>450148You can only write on plain white A5 paper or college ruled paper, no paperclips, whatever you write WILL be read so don't talk about anything illegal that could get him in trouble, make sure to put his prisoner id number at the top of the page clearly, and you can only use blue or black ink. That's just off the top of my head from writing to my cousin in prison whatever federal facility he'll be put in will have more rules on their website so check that.
No. 450169
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Gross. Thank god he shaves
No. 450176
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Imagine resting your head on his neck while he reads the Lorax to you
No. 450192
>>450184>>450181Fucckkkkk I neeed him,I want him to lay across my lap as I run my hand through his hair
as he sucks upon my breasts and soothe his aching back pain
No. 450197
>>450153Fairly similar to mine I think, a well rounded chart.
>>450181Need
No. 450202
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>>450153If the signs are correct Luigi loves physical affection and touching… omg
No. 450212
>>450202Why does this make so much sense for him. And it’s so ideal for meeeee
>>450210My thoughts and fantasies exactly
>>450204Need
No. 450216
Imagine comforting him during pain flair ups, shushing his sobs and moans and rubbing his back. You feed him painkillers even though you both know it won't really help. I like to imagine him taking really strong edibles with a lot of cbd to help with the pain so he'll go from sobbing in pain to a lighter, happier mood and he'll be prone to giggling too and he finds everything you say really funny. In those times he'd definitely beg to eat your pussy, you'd be like noooo Luigi your back, he'd be like but you've been taking such good care of me, I want to show you I care too. He'd try to be all coy and seductive but he'd stutter or say something wrong because he'd be high as fuck and it would make him giggle at himself, but he'd be dead serious about eating your pussy. He'd definitely be really good at cunnilingus and fingering, he'd eat your pussy forever. It would be in part due to lot of guilt for having to be taken care of, that would make him insecure, and I think that would lead to him liking to be roughed up a bit during sex, he'd feel like he'd "deserve" it.
No. 450222
>>450179I will enjoy the eyecandy before he hits the wall. Prison will likely depress him to the point of letting himself go. Also,
>Japanese cannibal scrote kills a woman and becomes a TV celebrity>Based Chad kills CEO and will rot in jailThere is no justice in this world
No. 450231
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Luigi Mangione and me every hour every minute every second
No. 450232
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every time i see him my heart races ad my pussy throbs
No. 450234
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>>450179your love for him is not real like mine. he could get acid thrown on him by another inmate and i'd still be his soulmate
No. 450255
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They’re defaming my husband
No. 450269
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>>450268Picrel will be me
No. 450270
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>>450255failmales seething, incels on suicide watch
No. 450272
>>450255>murdered children>murdered children and may have been a pedo>sexy Chad who killed an evil CEO>>450252Share shrine, I want to make a shrine to him but I might just do it on my computer desktop or something, my family would be so upset.
>>450270Over half of these positions would throw out his poor back
No. 450284
>>450277A prostate orgasm would either completely ruin or completely heal his back.
>>450279Need. I am genuinely just very excited and glad a male like this exists. So tired of seeing ugly creepy fatsos.
No. 450285
>>450280Ayrt, you're right and I probably would not be into it IRL, but by modestly sized dildo I'm talking like really small, very thin. I'm not into the idea of him being fucked with a dildo, moreso the idea that he has a very limited ability for receiving pleasure and stimulating his prostate would be a work around for him, he might like it.
>>450279Imagine him getting red and bashful while you touch his nipples omfg…. him trying to cover them up while you jerk him off but he eventually gives up and gives into the pleasure…. but he's still embarrassed about it….
No. 450287
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I was talking and basically the chance of Luigi getting life in prison is virtually nil since he's proven he's not a danger to society at large. He might get 15 years max.
What do you think?
No. 450293
I want to snuggle with him letting him use a nice heat-pad on his back (maybe when I am on my period we can share) and watching movies or discussing life and snuggling and I can kiss and sniff his sexy long neck and tongue kiss…
>>450290Can I watch the spanking
No. 450300
The prison walls felt suffocating as you sat in your cell, the cold concrete pressing against your back. The hum of fluorescent lights above seemed to echo in your mind, each buzz amplifying the weight of the ridiculous situation you now found yourself in. You, a simple farmer, had been arrested by the farmhands for a-logging. Of course, the whole thing was a misunderstanding. You were just trying to vent your frustrations and suddenly, you were in a prison cell, facing charges that made no sense. The charges were absurd, ridiculous - you simply tried to post with a VPN, unbeknownst to you Hellmas had started.
And then there was Luigi Mangione.
He was across the aisle from you, lounging against the bars with his usual air of confidence, thick arms crossed. His sharp eyebrows were furrowed in a way that made him look even more dangerous than usual. You knew why he was here — he'd been arrested for killing a CEO. The man had a history of doing things his own way, and when the CEO in question started playing dirty, Luigi had taken matters into his own hands.
“You really got yourself arrested for a-logging?” he asked, his voice carrying a mix of disbelief and amusement.
You shrugged, feeling a little defensive. “It’s not like I was actually doing it. I just posted a few things, you know?” He chuckled, shaking his head. “I think you’re underestimating how much people hate the truth. But hey, looks like we’re both stuck here. You got a plan to get out?” You thought for a moment, then grinned. “Well, I might have a few connections in the lolcow community. Maybe I can work something out with them.”
Luigi’s smirk widened. “I like that. But I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve too. We might need to work together on this one.”
You met his gaze, and for the first time in what felt like forever, you didn’t feel quite so hopeless. Sure, the situation was absurd, but with Luigi by your side, you figured there was no problem that couldn’t be solved. After all, if he could take down a CEO, you could surely figure out how to outsmart the farmhands.
Luigi leaned in slightly, his strong eyebrows furrowing as his eyes locked with yours. The intensity of his gaze was unmistakable. His voice, low and almost teasing, broke the silence. “You know, you’re a lot more interesting than I gave you credit for.”
You felt your pulse quicken. “Oh yeah? And what exactly did you think of me before?” you teased, trying to keep your voice steady.
He smirked, the usual cocky glint in his eyes softening into something else, something more intense. “I figured you were just a farmer who got herself in over her head. But now? I’m thinking you’re the type of person who knows exactly what she wants.”
You held his gaze, a sudden warmth spreading through your chest. “And what if I do?” you murmured, taking a step closer.
Luigi’s smirk faded, and for a brief moment, there was nothing but silence between you. Then, without another word, he reached for you, his hand brushing lightly against your arm before he cupped the back of your neck. His touch was warm, steady, and something about it made your heart race in a way you hadn’t expected. Before you could react, he pulled you closer, his lips capturing yours in a kiss that was all heat and urgency. It wasn’t gentle or slow—it was raw, charged with the electric tension that had been building between you two since you first met. His lips were firm against yours, and you could feel the slight stubble on his chin as he deepened the kiss, his hands sliding to your waist.
You responded without thinking, your hands reaching up to tangle in his short hair, the sharp edges of his eyebrows brushing against your skin as you both leaned into the kiss. It was messy, passionate, the kind of kiss that spoke of everything unspoken between you two—desire, frustration, and something far more complicated. It wasn’t just a kiss—it was a battle, each of you fighting for dominance, the tension between you both escalating. His mouth was warm and firm, pressing against yours with a hunger that matched your own. You met his intensity, your lips parting slightly as you tilted your head, deepening the kiss. His tongue brushed against your lower lip, coaxing you open, and you couldn't help but respond, your own tongue teasing his in a playful yet desperate push for control. His grip on you tightened, pulling you even closer, so close that you could feel the heat of his body through the thin fabric of your clothes.
There was no giving in—not yet. His lips were relentless, pulling you into a feverish rhythm, as if trying to consume you whole. You matched his pace, your own lips pressing harder against his, your hands moving to his chest, feeling the solid warmth beneath his shirt as your fingers slid up, searching for more. Luigi growled low in his throat, pulling back just enough to break the kiss, both of you gasping for air. His eyes, usually so sharp and controlled, were dark with desire, pupils blown wide. He studied your face for a moment, the tension between you thick, before his lips found yours again, this time with a fiercer urgency.
The kiss became a fight for dominance—your lips battling for control, the movements more frantic now, desperate, like two storms colliding. Each time one of you pulled away for breath, the other was there to close the gap, eager to resume the heated clash.
His hand slid to your back, pressing you tightly against him, while his other hand threaded through your hair, tugging you closer, pulling you into the kiss once more. You moaned softly at the pressure, the feeling of his body pressing against yours only intensifying the heat that was already burning between you two.
When you finally pulled away, breathless, you were both silent for a moment, staring at each other with wide eyes. His forehead rested against yours, and you could feel his heartbeat racing, matching yours in time.
No. 450306
>>450125>>450130>>450134>>450204>>450216>>450273>>450289Sorry for the wall of quotes but jfc nonas I'm unraveling
repost bc one of the quotes was a regular, non-horny post kek
No. 450311
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>>450306Three of these are mine.
No. 450313
>>450308I'm sorry nonna they might've! I was too embarrassed to quote them all kek.
Thirsting after this man has taken over my mind and thoughts the past few days. I was fantasizing about him today at a DBT group session ffs. My mental health is in ruins, I need him
No. 450320
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>>450319Me too and I am such a loser I imagine traveling to attend the trial and when they bring him in with his orange jumpsuit and handcuffs I like to imagine that we lock eyes and he suddenly leans forward and kisses me and we start tongue-kissing and then he'd thrown away from me and then I am dragged by the police and taken in for questioning and it becomes this big scandal and I just go 'I don't know I guess he just liked what he saw' and I am all giggling and meanwhile he's questioned and they are like 'how do you know her' and he is like 'I don't' and they are like 'why the fuck you kissed' and he's like 'I dunno
sigh' 'my back hurt'
No. 450324
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licking it while it's warm
No. 450325
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adorable curled locks
No. 450337
>>450324holy fuck those arms and legs how does he have the same sexy lean limbs as all the guys i crushed on in high school???
>>450333Low chuckle in the back of his throat, maybe a few snorts if he's really cracking up
No. 450338
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>>450334To all pee fetish and quivering cripple Weegee lovers: there is actually a chance he might piss himself accidentally during sex (yes it says paraplegic but he
does have a fucked spinal cord and even said he experienced genital pain and numbness, ostensibly from his back problems).
No. 450340
>>450324It's so sexy that he peed, imagine how scared he was, and now he's forced to pose with the big wet stain for everyone to see and he just doesn't even care
>>450325He looks so strong, mighty, masculine and yet gentle, kind, and soft.
>>450335KEK
>>450337Nah, low chuckle if he isn't that amused but definitely a light and airy laugh when fully amused.
>>450338Crave this
No. 450349
>>450344He would shoot another CEO just to
make sure that he stayed inside prison for his own safety.
And it wouldn't work No. 450358
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All this Luigi fucking is the most sisterhood I have ever experienced,I love all of you nonnas
No. 450365
>>450357I am sending him very interesting things. More interesting than just word-for-word posts from this thread, but if you wanna send him that then fine.
>dont waste his timeWhat time?
>if you still wouldnt fuck him even if he gets fat, gets a shirrt beard, or gets scarred on the faceWhat? Girl, calm down
>>450358>fox newsWHAT
No. 450368
>>450363Damn all I asked was what
you would post as an opening I already know what I'm going to send him and it's probably more interesting than telling him you want to eat his cum or whatever. Not that I'm shaming you.
He is America's boyfriend whether you like it or not.
No. 450393
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>>450388I hope so, I will not give in to doom
No. 450400
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He looks so awkward and nerdy in this pic, FUCK
No. 450404
>>450403>2010>he's 26He is not 12 there kek
>>450400About to pee pee!
No. 450412
>Me calling Weegeepie at the prison
Hello baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh, yeah, I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?
[Verse 1]
What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through
[Chorus]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Interlude]
According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call me an obscene phone-caller
I'm not a storyteller though, baby
I'd rather be with you, me to me
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
You
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[Verse 2]
Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thang to do
[Chorus]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Interlude]
Oh baby, uh, well just hang on
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Bridge]
Oh no, not that baby
I wanna be real with you
Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby
Don't fake me out
I love you, baby
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Let me see if I can hit that note again
I love you, baby!
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
I'd like to get real funk-kay
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Chorus]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
Oh, oh
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Outro]
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you girl
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you
No. 450416
File: 1733959528934.jpeg (Spoiler Image,232.15 KB, 1284x1840, IMG_9172.jpeg)
Do we think these are real
No. 450435
>>450433>gayThey are all Twitter migrants
>manlet6'1''
>incelDue to sexy back pain
>>450434Yeah but if it aids your imagination then go for it
No. 450442
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how is he real lol
No. 450449
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Why would they not include his height??
No. 450456
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Ignore the bad b8 sisterwives
No. 450457
>>450451thats his parole number.
I think weewee is somewhere in the ballpark of 160-180 lbs give or take 10
No. 450484
>>450475His back pain had some sort of effect on his sexual functioning though we don't know what exactly. It could be that he wouldn't have been able to perform if he was on top bc he couldn't thrust without back pain, or maybe it affected nerves that would have given him pain or numbness in the groin or even impeded his ability to get hard. But we only know of this due RJ Martin, his former roomie/friend/landlord who ngl comes across as kind of zesty so maybe Luigi was just trying to reject him without getting kicked out (kek). On his reddit accounts Luigi mentions groin pain but it doesn't get as much focus as I would have expected.
RJ Martin is kind of suspicious to me. Maybe he really is trying to paint a good image of his friend but I wouldn't be surprised if he was just pouncing on an opportunity to advertise his business OR was worried about being liable for giving Luigi drugs that made him go batty. (Martin mentions drugs). At worst Martin is a fucking glowie and he is trying to embarrass Luigi.
No. 450499
>>450498Hair like that is probably hard to maintain, even for someone as groomed as Luigi
>>450497I've been informed that 70% of men are gay
No. 450504
>>450501They either want to be him or fuck him
What a chad
No. 450509
File: 1733966826969.png (359.71 KB, 661x720, mansion.png)
ah yes Luigi's Mansion
No. 450534
>>450530yeah this is the most disappointing thing about the luigi mansion saga. The cold hard realization that at the end of the day, even the most perfect seeming moid is still a cock worshipping scrote at the end of the day.
At least he took it out on a healthcare ceo and not a schoolbus full of pre schoolers.
No. 450541
>>450537>hybrisophiliaI have never really been into killers. People who kill innocent people because it gets them off was always something I found revolting. Luigi just doesn't come off as a sadist. He comes off as someone fighting for the American people, who sacrificed his freedom because the systems that were supposed to prevent the exploitation of the American people without violence failed time and time again.
It really irritates me when anyone compares Luigi to someone like Bundy or some school shooter. I know it's bait but it's annoying.
No. 450552
>>450546Per his reddit account he had back surgery back in 2021 or so that was pretty much immediately successful and he was able to resume an active lifestyle. He was walking with a limp in the cctv footage and some doctors have criticized the surgical approach used based off his x-ray so it’s likely that he started having some recurrent pain recently.
It doesn’t seem like the back thing was an unbearable problem until the surfing accident in Hawaii but I imagine lower back pain even if it’s moderate probably makes you less enthusiastic about penetrative sex.
No. 450575
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Dragging my autistic interest into this but what do you think Luigi's favorite parrot species would be? I think he'd like African greys.
A surprise month of Hellmas is now in effect. For the rest of the month of December, VPN posting will be banned.