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No. 411848

you can say whatever you want as long as it pertains to romantic or sexual fantasies about other women and isn’t talking about dicks. if its not a fantasy go to the lesbian/bi thread.

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No. 411862

>>411848
Thanks anon!

No. 411864

Thank you OP

No. 411867

>>411861
I kind of want a gf with a period fetish because I love having sex on my period. Especially if I'm being penetrated, a week long period can last only a day if I just fuck for a few hours. I want to tell my gf I just started my period and look a little sad about it, and I want her to pull my panties down and tell me she'll take care of me. Relentless, forceful, but also gentle 4 hour sex marathon ensues.

No. 411868

I want to keep an extremely detailed log of her reactions to everything I do so I can figure out the formula to give her the best orgasms ever, I want to make her fucking delirious and to be on her mind all the time. I know she's a bit of a sadist, I would let her hurt me as long as she does it with her bare hands.

No. 411876

I need a girl to sit in my lap and let me comb through her hair with my hands

No. 411879

I want to suck on a "roast beef" pussy.

No. 411883

>>411879
I love meaty pussies

No. 411893

I have the opportunity to sleep with a woman 10 years older (I'm 27 she's 37) that has never even kissed anyone. This is eating me inside because I definitely don't want to deal with whatever impact this has on our friendship but I want it and I think about it every day. I have developed a virgin fetish because of her. She's all cute and delicate, slightly smaller than me and I just know she'd gasp during kisses and moan prettily. I want to look at her face when she's really close and talk her through things, make her suck on my fingers while I ask if she wants one inside her, eat her out slowly and for a long time. But I wouldn't be interested if I didn't know how inexperienced she is.

No. 411914

i love when women on here use moidspeak i love going on the lesbian thread (i’m not bi i’m lesbian) and seeing girls says bisluts and call other women bitches or whores it’s fucking so attractive i don’t know why. i wish you could be a 4chan egirl but the orbiters are girls and they would want you defend you and also hate the shit out of you, imagine becoming a lolcow i think i would be more like eughhjhhhhhh anymoymous women on the internet are talking about me. i love fucking bitter as shit women who are pissed with the world in a kinda incel way idk. this is so cringe ahhahahahahahahahah yay.(integrate)

No. 411915

>>411914
observing the birth of a lolcow degradation fetish in real time makes me feel like a field biologist in the rainforest who's watching a brand new species emerge in response to the changing climate

No. 411916

>>411914
Man… I should just stop coming here

No. 411918

>>411916
im genuinely so sorry this shit just popped into my head

No. 411920

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>>411914
>>411918
here's that attention you wanted

No. 411925

>>411914
Same, my gf is a /pol/tard lescel and it's pretty hot when she's rageing about kikes, niggers, and bisluts. There's something so attractive about a woman who's unapologetic about her views.(bad bait)

No. 411933

>>411914
>seeing girls says bisluts and call other women bitches or whores it’s fucking so attractive i don’t know why
In contrast, I wish I could could throw cow dung in the mouths of those who call people bisluts and whores, but different strokes for different folks.

No. 411937

>>411933
don’t get the wrong idea i’m not misogynistic or anything like that. when men say terrible shit about women it pisses me the fuck off, i think it’s more about the bitter attitude that it radiates from those posts that i find personality attractive somehow.

No. 411947

Women's assholes are god's best creation

No. 411949

i really like when girls wear boxers. i wanna suck on a clit over boxers.

No. 411951

i want a woman to beat me to death a kill me punch me to death i bleeds it aches ,,, thanks pretty girl :)(stop using emotes and get help)

No. 411953

>>411947
Scrote moment(scrotefoiling)

No. 411954

>>411949
I'm weird, I find it sexy to imagine an otherwise masculine woman who wears women's bikini-type underwear.

No. 411961

>>411953
Im not a scrote wtf

No. 411963

>>411893
I ain't that old yet but this gives me hope, if I ever grow some confidence and get to be with a woman should I be up front about being a khv or is that too off-putting for most women?

No. 411969

>>411963
I’m in your same boat, I’m 25 now and still not ready to be romantic or intimate with anyone and I feel like by the time I finally am, no woman will want to do anything with me at all because I’ll be some sort of walking red flag. I feel like there’s no way to hide the fact you’ve never kissed since that’s an acquired skill and I won’t have it. I really feel like it’s over for me. I wish I could have just developed normally like everyone else did. For everyone else it was natural.

No. 411977

>>411947
Don't let them shame you anon. Idk about the best but it's up there.
>>411949
I think women always look so hot and confident in boxers. If I had a girlfriend who wore boxers I would probably steal them and wear them myself occasionally, I just feel like sharing clothes is so intimate. Shirtless, or a white tank top and boxers is the best look. Actually white tank tops in general look so sexy.

No. 411987

Depressed because I'm not straddling her lap and making out with her. Her hands are so warm and she has such a firm grip. I want her hands on my hips while she kisses me. God I want her so bad. I feel so guilty for getting distracted every time we talk because I'm just thinking about grinding on her lap and nipping at her neck. I wanna get her heart racing.

No. 411996

>>411969
I haven't kissed anyone either but come on it can't be that hard. Just be bold and fake it til you make it. Next time you kiss you won't be a kissless virgin anymore

No. 412062

I keep fantasizing about being pregnant and my wife worshiping my body, totally spoiling me in every way, unable to keep her hands off me because she thinks I look so good like this

No. 412259

I fantasize about a lesbian gang bang

No. 412264

>>412259
Is it weird that my pussy likes this but my brain rejects it? Like I get simultaneously turned on and turned off by this.

No. 412393

>>412264
same lol

No. 412403

EXTREMELY DEPRAVED FANTASIES
I wish there were lesbian glory holes, then I could have my pussy sucked by dozens of women

No. 412405

i love sloppy cunnilingus

No. 412435

>>412403
Honestly, fucking same. Sit on a chair with a pussy hole and let me eat that mf.

No. 412436

>>412403
I think about this often. I always feel guilty about it after kek. But I have this fixation on getting shy and closing my legs only for a woman to force them open and start eating me out or grinding against me. I think not knowing who she is and not being able to see her would make it a million times hotter.

No. 412458

I want to be FORCED by a woman, I want her to spread my legs and fuck me hard

No. 412480

I’m bored and horny so retarded reply session
>>411868
Me too, if I ever get a chance with the girl I like I would be so attentive to her, I want to give her the best time of her life. Kinda cringe but I’ve seen het women on the internet gush about being with a guy that just knew how to do things so well, like they felt like they were becoming completely undone. I want to be that for a woman.
>>411914
Wait, what was the problem was this message? Everything you said here was so real. I want women to orbit me online and everything… or I want to be a part of a group of orbiters for a cute girl ha. I kind of am secretly, there’s just not a community of women like that. Honestly have thought similar things about the internet for a couple of things - embarrassing but I used to go on porn subreddits and all the flirty titles for each post were always geared towards men, talking about giving them an erection and the like. It’s kinda isolating to consume that crap as a woman and I would imagine a parallel universe where women were posting themselves naked on the internet asking if they made other women wet kek.
>>411949
ARE YOU ME? I think this is my biggest turn on. When you can see the outline of the vulva through the boxers too… oh my god. I get horny instantly. Need to mouth at her clit through her boxers.
>>411951
Mod is right you need help but I also want a girl to kill me honestly. Or even a romantic suicide.
>>411963
>>411969
I don’t see the rush. Maybe it’s just me but I think experiencing firsts with someone you really like is way better than just hurrying up and hooking up with someone for the sake of it. With the right person it can make the experience really memorable and overwhelming in a good way. Just let it happen when it happens. I used to cringe when I saw people say they want their SO to be a virgin (even straight nonas on here) but I think I’ve started to understand it, if the person you’re dating is experienced then it’s cute, if you’re both virgins then it feels kinda special. Basically there are definitely pros. Of course it depends on the person, if hook ups seem like fun to you and/or there’s no romantic appeal then this is basically irrelevant.
>>412259
I have a fantasy of a truth or dare session turning into this. Party game fantasies are fun especially if you’re the type to crush on friends like me. I like to imagine the aspect of pretending you totally don’t want your friend to lick you pussy.

No. 412521

I need a lesbian “fuckboy” tbh. Not into super-mascs, fuckgirl just doesn’t sound right i guess

No. 412663

>>412480
i don’t understand what was the problem with my post either. the mod said it was the way i typed but i don’t really understand since this isn’t a serious discussion thread and the cringe writing is because i was kinda embarrassed so i when i feel like something i say is stupid i make it sound stupider on purpose. i’ve always "orbited" girls and was obsessed with them or whatever but it just sucks that you can’t "expose" yourself to an exclusively same-sex audience. like girls used to post themselves on 4chan and get orbiters but they were all ugly moids, i don’t even care if the girls where ugly but it would be impossible to gain female "orbiters", the same way that you can get male ones. i hate that we are raised to be ashamed or whatever i wish girls could be more openly perverted and creepy IDK.

No. 412728

I want to be a free-use slut for my woman

No. 412746

This is so embarassing and dumb but I want to work in a lesbian maid cafe/butler cafe, serving only female customers. I just know I’d go all out on the fanservice and desperately strive to be the patrons’ favorite. I’d give them special nicknames, kiss their cheeks or hands, and try to act all confident but really I’d totally be blushing and shy (the customers would say that’s my charm point). If you come in on your birthday you get to have me sit in your lap. Just whatever. God I have such a huge thing about wanting to be of service to women.

No. 412757

>>412746
OMG YES YES THIS IS SO AWESOME
i’d love something like this. i went to a maid cafe in japan when i was 15 years old and the maids were so cute it made me blush like a tomato ahah (embarrassing), they call you princess if you’re a girl so i think it got to me haha. but there were a lot of creepy guys too, so it would probably suck to work there, but like if the customers were women it would be so cool OMG LIKE imagine loser women who like anime going there and they’re all shy and shit and you want to be their favourite maid. idk ik it’s also kinda dumb but it would be soooooo cool. sorry i type like a dumb ass when i think about dumb stuff.

No. 412784

Kinda wish thread pic was a different one because getting peaked on prostitution and learning about the mangaka's weird fetishes ruined it for me

No. 412836

>>412784
Who cares, she’s a freak but the threadpic is absolutely captures the vibe of what it feels like to fantasize

No. 412911

I love pervert lesbians

No. 412946

meatier/bigger labia minora looks so cute when the woman is aroused, the way it gets all plump and swollen and the color deepens and moisture gets trapped between the folds and webs between the lips……… salivates

No. 412952

>>412946
I love it when the labia minora is much darker/more pigmented than a woman’s skin tone. I don’t know why but it’s sooooooo beautiful and sexy as fuck to me.

No. 412959

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>>412946
God I love women

No. 412997

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unfortunately i'm getting really horny thinking about ancient minoan women and their dresses that fully exposed their breasts. i can't handle it. sorry. i know, i'm a danger to society and abnormal. take me to jail now. there's just something about it, or several. i wish i could have seen them in real life just working with their boobs out, though i'm sure it probably wouldn't have been so sexy to me and just normal had i grown up desensitized to that. the otherwise almost full coverage of everything aside from the boobs is literally turning me into a primal animal right now like i'm in heat

No. 412998

>>412959
I love this album

No. 413002

>>412757
Sort of related but when I was peak lonely I'd always go on random cute girl's lives and give them a buttload amount of tips. Their reactions are so cute especially if you persistently give them tips, the higher pitched the voice the better imo. Some of them would call me really cute names. When they read my messages aloud I'd blush

No. 413003

>>412997
Historical women thirst is one of my favorite types of thirsts to read in these threads, don’t apologize nonna. It is humorous to think about how women in history would probably have no idea that women centuries later would be attracted to them. It’s also kind of wholesome in a way, something something women loving women throughout all time something.

No. 413102

>>411937
Nta but I get it nona. Like imagine arguing with an angry lesbian and trying to make a valid argument but suddenly she shuts me tf up by putting my mouth to better use, as in, between her legs. Better yet if she calls me a bislut and makes me do ungodly things only to point out that me consenting so enthusiastically to her awful treatment further proves her point.
I swear I'm usually not like this, but there's something about unapologetic angry women, they can fucking ruin me and I'll thank them.

No. 413145

FANTASY ONLY
I'm bisexual and I love the idea that bihet women should serve lesbian women (sexually) as if they were superior.

No. 413151

>>413102
>>413145
Wow so edgy

No. 413152

>>413151
still hot asf

No. 413153

FANTASY ONLY
I'm a lesbian and I love the idea that lesbos should serve bi women (sexually) as if they were superior.(bait)

No. 413155

>>413153
CRINGE!
women who likes males are not superior(responding to bait)

No. 413157

Kek bislut tears are so hilarious.(infighting)

No. 413165

>>412952
I wish moids had the same thought process as lesbians

No. 413166

>>412997
Their dresses are amazing but the hairstyles… are a choice. Probably great for the heat, but it looks like they tried to shave their heads and the electric razor died 3/4 of the way.

No. 413167

>>413165
Ayrt not a lesbian but yeah, one of the things that has really turned me off about men is considering what they like about women and finding it so unrelatable and alien compared to to the things I’m attracted to in women. Like there’s an extra level of creep factor when you are also attracted to women, I think straight women can’t even conceptualize how deeply fucked up the male sexuality is at its core. It’s just not right. Imo.

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>>413167
It’s because they are all closeted homos. They grimace just by seeing a female body that doesn’t look like a plastic smooth barbie doll yet they look like hairy, smelly beastly sasquatches. This quote explains male sexuality in the most poignant way possible(derailing)

No. 413172

>>413170
We're literally trying to hornypost, no one wants to read this

No. 413173

I keep thinking about the small boob discussions in the previous thread. I want to be laying down on the bed while women lean over me and collectively lift my shirt up and expose my tiny chest, inch by inch. Maybe one of them has me lay my head in her lap while looking down at me, and the others are all crowded around me. Gently poking at me. Playfully teasing me and chuckling at how I don’t even need to wear a bra, calling my boobs cute and small. I’d get red and look away in embarassment and try to pretend like I’m staying calm but I’d absolutely love it. I love the idea of a group of women observing me like that, like I’m their plaything that they look at so fondly. Sorry for being repetitive on this topic and being a huge pick-me for women, but ever since some of you started posting about your small boob fetish I can’t stop thinking about it. It makes me so happy.

No. 413193

>>413173
Cute nona.

No. 413194

>>413157
95% of this thread is bihets with bfs kek. You can tell by the soft uwu fantasies and shitting on horny lesbians for "being a scrote".

No. 413196

I don't love the magic wand, but I think it's kinda sexy that it's so large and in my dreams where it vibrates exactly the way I like it, I have this fantasy of sharing it with someone by making out with it placed right between us.

No. 413198

>>413194
>shitting on horny lesbians for "being a scrote"
As if a lot of you don't say the same degen shit scrotes say. Except scrotes would get eaten alive for it while your abuse kinks and whatnot get a pass.(derailing)

No. 413201

>>413198
but the vast majority of the "abuse kinks" said around here literally aren't scrotelike in the least and as feminine as ever with said abuse being directed towards the poster and not another woman(derailing)

No. 413204

>>413194
Where. Go ahead, point to the posts you mean.(derailing)

No. 413205

>>413194
Exactly. The next version of this thread should state lesbians only. I’m so sick of having to watch bisluts post about strap ons and melt down over something every two posts just because they can’t handle the fact that lesbians think they’re whores (which is literally true, mentally or physically)(bait)

No. 413206

>>413205
no offense but how can you even gatekeep "lesbians only" on an imageboard? just scroll past the posts you don't like and post what you're into

No. 413208

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>>413205
Can you log off now holy christ how are you still going. I think you must want to date a bi woman you're so obsessed, and don't act like lesbians never post about craving penetration.

No. 413209

Ever since my girlfriend sucked my fingers while I fingered her I've been thinking about how her face looked in the moment. Just pure bliss, eyes closed arching her back and she sucked them so eagerly. It feels like I'm fixated on it. I've been travelling so we've only been able to message and talk on the phone but I've gotten off three times in the last week just thinking about how pretty she looked with my fingers in her mouth.

No. 413230

Found out the woman I have a crush on has never been eaten out and I feel like I'm going to fucking die from how bad I want to eat her out. She says she is indifferent to sex, but I can't help but think she has just been having really bad sex. I want to kiss her thighs and work my way up to her pussy and just make it all about her, listen to her about what feels good, find every spot she likes until she comes undone. I'd make a fucking spreadsheet about what positions feel best ofr her and what places she likes being touched most. I would kill to see her cumming because of me, grabbing my hair and closing her eyes and throwing her head back and moaning and losing herself in the moment and goddd I need her so bad.

No. 413241

>>413208
It's one of those larping political lesbians who hates herself for being bisexual (or just straight) and makes a huge show of bashing bisexual women to compensate. True autism.(derail)

No. 413243

>if you hate trannies you're a closeted troon/actually want to fuck them
This but with bishits ITT. Truly pathetic kek.

No. 413246

>>413230
>I'd make a fucking spreadsheet
I wish I was the woman you were crushing on. Best of luck anon I hope you two get to scissor

No. 413248

>>413205
>post about strap ons
Idk if you're lesbo larping but lesbians famously like straps. I do not want this thread to turn into something where people start sperging at you because you post about straps.

No. 413253

>>413243
you must really have no life…

No. 413260

>>413253
What's next, you're gonna say my dick is small? Your retarded bihet insults don't work on women. Keep seething that lesbians refuse to fuck you like a troon.(ban evading sperg)

No. 413261

>>413260
i don't want to be "fucked like a troon" that sounds gross and probably involves incest roleplay and buttseks kekk. they can fuck me normally though(falling for bait)

No. 413263

could you fuckless retards fuck off already

No. 413295

>>413248
I know I do. I love how I look in a harness and lately I've been thinking about a POV of a woman riding me, I'm tempted to draw it and I never draw smut.

No. 413301

>>413248
I've never been with a woman who uses straps and never pitched it, but I think it'd be so hot especially the ridged kinds. One of my biggest fantasies is to sit directly on a woman's strap and kiss her while she grabs my hips and slowly works me down on it. I think it's because I love being able to make eye contact and feel more face-to-face. Must be why I like tribbing too.

No. 413360

I’m a nasophile and I want her to breathe on my face really close up. If she touched her nose to my face and then breathed out… fuck. I’m clearly broken because this fantasy is more erotic to me than imagining making out.

No. 413369

>>413360
Huh, do you have a preference for nose shapes or will any nose be fine?

No. 413380

To save an OnlyFans girlie/pickme/tradthot/Muslimah with the power of my loooooooove.

No. 413383

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>>413369
Oh boy do I. I’ve only had a crush on like 4 people in my entire life, and they all had this nose type. Long but with a low profile, with a slight bump, a rounded tip, and sexy ala (just had to google the word for that part of the nose kek.) spoiler for my retarded nose fetishist example drawing.
Looking at it objectively, i just realized it kind of looks a lot like how profiles were stylized in ancient Maya art. Which also happens to be my favorite ancient art style… hm.

No. 413396

>>413383
This also made me look up nose terminology, I had no idea there were so many parts with names. I hope a woman with a sexy nose breaths on you one day nonna

No. 413522

I normally don't fantasize about anything crazy but last night I was thinking about having a woman ride my face.

>>413360
That's a -philia I never heard of til now. I guess that's me, I'm attracted to women with sharp features and certain nose shapes are really attractive to me. My ex GF had a cute nose and I like mine.

No. 413537

What's a language you like the sound of that if a woman spoke to you intimately in that language you'd blush or fluster? For me, it'd probably be Russian or Spanish.

No. 413587

>>413537
arabic in a sexy dialect. you're based nona, south american spanish is very sexy to me too.

No. 413995

>>412952
>>413167
this is something I’ve thought about too. all shades are nice but the contrast of dark labia does something to my brain lol. porn pushes the pink pussies since children have lighter genital pigmentation (estrogen darkens the labia and nipples) and moids just think whatever’s in porn is hottest.

No. 414000

>>413537
The girl I like is Italian so now whenever I hear the language all I can think about is her speaking it to me softly. I would melt.

No. 414063

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>>413383
I was going through my photos and this one reminded me of your post

No. 414113

>>414063
NTA but she's super hot, damn. I had a huge crush on a woman with a nose like that.

No. 415068

This doesn’t seem to be very common with SSA women but I really like petite cute girls. The ones with the cute little dresses, ribbons in their hair and sweet perfume. I also just love girls who are… lovely. You know those smiles that just radiate. Girls like that have my heart, I want to dote on them so bad and pick them up and spin them around kek. I would cuddle with her and play with her hair and caress her cheek telling her how much I love her over and over.

No. 415136

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i'm sorry for being such a coomer but i came across some woman's tumblr audio post of her touching herself and orgasming and i can't lie it was really hot. i don't think anything's made me that horny in a while, i'm so weak. it wasn't exaggerated or porny at all imo and the format is exactly perfect for fantasizing. sadly she has a fanbase of trannies that send her asks about girlcock that she responds receptively to but i found that out after i was done i'm so lonely i fantasized about having a girlfriend that would send me that kind of thing or make me watch her masturbate in general to teach me what it takes to get her off… i'm getting something akin to "post nut clarity" as i type this kek

No. 415140

>>415068
Real. It'd be cute if she could sit on my lap and then I can touch her thighs. The ribbon thing you mentioned just gave me this idea of having her thighs wrapped around with them, KEK, whoops if that sounded corny.

No. 415231

>>415136
Kek learning how to get someone off in that way seems like a great idea actually, I might suggest this if I find a girl I can do this with… one day…
Audios are really hot to me too nona, I think I’d enjoy getting those over nudes for sure.

No. 415458

i need to eat out a butch line cook so baddd. i need to smell the grease and sweat in her pants as I go down on her and help her relax at the end of the day

No. 415467

>>415458
God same, wtf. I bet she'd run her fingers through my hair and grip it tight to hold me there.

No. 415517

>>413537
Russian, italian, german, britbong english. I have a blooming crush on a woman with a strong italian accent. Every voice message of hers is delectable, i need her cute voice inflections like i need air.

No. 415535

>>415136
This made me have a fantasy of my gf going on a work trip and leaving sexy polaroids for me and making me stay on the phone with her while I masturbate to the pictures

No. 416014

I have a fantasy of having a sleepover with a friend and hearing her get off after thinking I had already fallen asleep. Also I really love super horny women. Sorry for being another TiF-liker I swear it’s just this one but she’s so autistic and maladjusted I have to excuse her going on the pipeline a bit, since her personality got her bullied in high school school before transitioning ironically. But she is so unapologetically horny kek. She’s a fujocoomer and also has a suspicious amount of pictures of half-naked anime women in her camera roll. I should cringe but I find it funny and endearing. Knowing she gets off to it is also… hard to ignore, I can’t stop myself from imagining it, and ah it’s so embarrassing for her, to know she’ll be lying there and rubbing her swollen clit to not even actual pornography but just scantily clothed waifus. I bet she wouldn’t be able to hide being horny, I want to pull up similar images and watch her get flushed and awkward, then get her off while she looks at it.

No. 416361

I have dark sexual fantasies
im ashamed

No. 416391

>>416361
okay, share with the class

No. 416631

Is it just me or are these threads moving slower lately

No. 416643

Need a tall girl to dominate me so bad. I need her to talk me through it. Then i can cuddle on-top of her and bury my face between her breasts. Brb cryin cause i cant have it

No. 416661

>>416631
yeah it's because I haven't been posting kek

No. 416665

>>416661
Post more kek I miss reading this thread, honestly it’s helped me so much with my sexuality and becoming less ashamed of it / become more in touch with those feelings. Unfortunately I am hornier now though.

No. 416666

>>416665
i can't, i fell out of love with the woman I was obsessing over so I'm in a depressive slump. Someone will have to take my place as the most annoying retard on this thread. godspeed.

No. 416678

>>416666
Oh no, I wish you the best nona. I will try to do my best to fulfil your role.

No. 416705

I need hands all over my body and I need my pussy eaten. And I need to bury my mouth between her thighs and feel her clit get hard against my tongue. There’s something so erotic about a woman’s legs spread out showing her vulva… the moment before I see her with her pants off is such a moment of anticipation for me, taking them off to reveal a part of her I’ve never seen before and could only imagine is overwhelming, it feels so lewd. I feel like a pervert for feeling this about someone I’m attracted to being clothed. I feel like I’m the only one who gets this horny kek, it’s like my brain turns off and I can’t suppress my desire any longer.

No. 416715

>>411848
I have a thing for tentacles and I wish I could get fucked by a girl who is also a tentacle monster(like ursula from the little mermaid, or like poison ivy b/c of the vines she controls). The tentacles could be any shape except not like dicks though b/c that'd be gross. I want her to restrain me and then eat me out and then fuck me with the tentacles. Nonnies am I retarded? I have had this sexual fantasy since I was like 11 (I am 22 now). This is honestly one of number one fantasies and I masturbate to lesbian tentacle rape embarrassingly regularly.

No. 416719

>>416715
samefag I'm more into the restraint thing then the tentacles TBH. The idea of not being able to resist a woman and being totally helpless as she rapes me is so hot(in theory obviously, actual rape is bad).

No. 416722

>>416719
If you're into it like this then just be into bondage kek

No. 416726

>>416722
but wouldn't ropes hurt?

No. 416730

>>416643
need a tall girlfriend specifically for the purposes of being hugged by her from behind in the shower while she rubs my clit and her wet hair drapes around my face and shoulders

>>416705
>the moment before I see her with her pants off is such a moment of anticipation for me
for me it’s when you can see the vulva pressing against her underwear, it’s so enticing and just makes me wanna put my mouth on her immediately. also the entire expanse from the mons pubis to the navel is so so so sexy, i love the lower tummy region so much

No. 416733

>>416730
>while she rubs my clit and her wet hair drapes around my face and shoulders
Why would you say this anon now I’m imagining this with the hot androgynous girl I like. She’s 6’0, kek

No. 416754

I need to feel her walls pulsing around my fingers and her thighs to squeeze and tremble around my head as I go to town on her.
Also I need her to get me so worked up to the point where I'm doing all the work and she doesn't even have to move her hand as I ride it. I think the right woman could teach me how to like penetrative stuff.

No. 416969

i want a low empathy, funny, edgy sperg 4channer gf. i've tried getting into some of those 4chan egirls but they don't do it for me at all. i hate how attention-seeking, insecure and troubled most of them are. bpd traits and baggage turn me off like nothing else can. what i want is a confident "blackpilled" woman in her mid to late 20s who is indistinguishable from the average /pol/tard, doesn't have any trauma and doesn't whore herself out online for attention. she'd do stuff like go on dating apps and pretend to be a man to get nudes from women and then ghost them as soon as she gets the pics, then she'd show them to me and ask me to rate them 1 to 10 while smiling like a creep. i'd spoon her while she's in bed online terrorizing people and i'd hand-feed her while she games her days away on the latest online school-shooting sim so she doesn't lose her winning streak. we would be the happiest couple and i'd enable all her bad traits like i'm getting paid.
i also imagine her as an androgynous lanky natural blonde with that distinct porn addict dead-eyed stare and a creepy leering smile that doesn't reach her eyes who dresses in sweatpants, hoodies (both partially covered in mysterious stains) and old running shoes exclusively. i don't want anyone that doesn't fit this exact description which is why i'll die a lonely virgin. i also imagine fucking her so hard she'd be shaking and crying out of pure bliss when we're done.

No. 417118

>>416969
i want this too but i don’t think it’s real and even if she was real she wouldn’t want me

No. 417150

>>411914
>i seeing girls says bisluts and call other women bitches or whores it’s fucking so attractive i don’t know why
Cringe.
>i wish you could be a 4chan egirl but the orbiters are girls and they would want you defend you and also hate the shit out of you
Based. I have a similar fantasy of acting as autistic as possible and shitting up female-dominated generals on 4chan and other women either get mad at me or find my retardation endearing and funny and they all sexually harass me to either scare me off or make me sperg out more.

No. 417158

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i fumbled a cute emo tif in the past and while i'm over her as a person i'm not over the concept itself. she permanently cemented my type in women with her influence. i can't stop fantasizing about having one squirm under me with girlish moans after the whole man larp ahhh…

No. 417160

>>411848
Women who are shotacons are so hot to me for some reason. I want to dress up as a little boy and have one of them pretend to molest me. I had a trans phase once a few years ago and the only woman who thought i was male thought i was a little boy lmao. Something about the way women like that are often so deranged and porn addicted while still not actually hurting anyone is so hot.

No. 417173

I want to smear my wetness on her sexy, handsome face. I can cum just by thinking about her face, that’s how stupid sexy it is. Fuck my life.

No. 417203

>>416643
>>416730
need a tall girl (one specific tall girl) to flirt with me and as we get bolder and bolder and things start to get real, she gets a little shy, and that's when I strike. she might haltingly lean in and move her face a little close to mine, but when she hesitates to make the first move, I'm the one to kiss her and stick my tongue in her mouth and I'm the one to push her into the sofa and straddle her and suck and bite her neck and slide my hands under her shirt and so on etc. until she comes hard and she's left spent and speechless.
>>416969
you want to fuck that one lacryboy roachification picture. be honest.

No. 417208

>>417158
>>416969
This thread consistently reminds me i'm not unique with my fantasies, and i'm thankful for it.
>bpd traits and baggage turn me off like nothing else can
Exactly. I need the female equivalent of a neckbeard, doesn't matter what she looks like. Not a cluster B. I had a devastating crush on this skinny, very smug boyish woman who wore fedoras and was a kind of NLOG (i mean this in the best possible way). Probably not a channer but she is the blueprint for this fantasy
> i can't stop fantasizing about having one squirm under me with girlish moans after the whole man larp
Yes… She doesn't even have to be a TiF, as long as she's the nerdy/lanky emo type who never sees the sun and is always hunched over her sketchbook/phone/computer, giggling to herself. Feminine fujos are perfect too, i really just need a pervert weak woman to ruin.

>>417160
Same… It's not necessarily about LARPing as a boy myself (though i can imagine her being flustered by a tomboy/butch), just knowing she's that weird is enough.

No. 417232

>>417203
the legacy of the lacryboy roachification picture can't be understated. it marks a before and after in my life tbh.
also same to your tall girl fantasy.
>>417118
honestly i'd be okay with her not wanting me as long as i had access to her in some way to at least adore her from afar but i also believe a woman like that doesn't exist. sad for us. closest thing i can think of are those neet schizoid fujos and himejoshis.
>>417208
>i really just need a pervert weak woman to ruin.
10/10

No. 417238

This thread gives me hope that one day a hot woman will love me despite my autistic behavior and being kind of a pervert.. anyways. Here's one of my mildest fantasies: Her having a feast on my neck. And I mean devouring it like it's the least piece of meat on a bone. It's one of my most sensitive places and the closest thing I got to it was a (ugh) moid kissing my neck. Tfw no vampire gf

No. 417239

>>417160
Agreed. I wouldn't want to rp as a little boy or anything but I do really love women who just indulge in their depravation while still being functional. Women with those types of weird disturbing sexual fixations in general are very attractive to me, especially when they have a creative outlet for them and are good at it. The combination of genuine talent/skill and rancid coomerism really gets to me. I get a little crush on them instantly.

No. 417249

>>417232
>i'd be okay with her not wanting me as long as i had access to her in some way to at least adore her from afar
This reminded me of an old cow discussion on 4ch (i think) where some anon complained that his female roommate was a rancing fujo. He could hear her vibrator buzzing if he stopped near her bedroom. I imagined living with a woman like this, sometimes being invited in her room because she's friendly enough depsite her fixations. Coming across disgusting doujins or sex toys tucked under clothes on her bed. Hearing her masturbate at night, moaning things (my name, even). Getting a feel of her life and state of mind through the things she drops in her bedroom or in mine, because she's too focused on terrorizing stangers online to have a decent hygiene. Sleeping next to her after we watch a film or chat for some time. Then hearing her masturbate next to me, silently humping the bed because she needs her yaoi fix or himejo fantasy to sleep, anything goes. Making it clear i'm still awake and watch her go from deep embarrassment to bliss as i help her relieve herself from all that pent up lust. Seeing her try to enact her retarded dom fantasies she got from 10+ years of masturbating to scroteshit, grabbing her hand or sextoy or whatever she's using to use it on her instead.
>>417239
Exactly…

No. 417252

You all need to love yourselves. Good lord.

No. 417261

>>417252
only if you love me first, anon

No. 417264

>>416969
Most of these traits listed sound exactly like my gf and she's absolutely perfect ngl

No. 417282

>>417264
Nobody is jealous of your e-“relationship” with the retarded lolipedo baiter, anon.(baiting/infighting)

No. 417286

>>417282
Except you who keep bringing her up in every thread. It's okay anon, you can admit you're in love with her.

No. 417288


No. 417290

>>417286
>be easily identifiable (due to chronic retardation)
>get identified
>”you’re only identifying me because you want to fuck my pedophile girlfriend”
Kek you two are meant for each other. I only wish you guys would spend more time RPing on discord and less time shitting up /g/(infighting)

No. 417293

>>417286
i, personally, want to hear more details about her and her “pedo” gf. i’m curious.(derailing)

No. 417304

>>417290
>be a terminally online NEET
>have a vendetta against a personality fag on your favourite mongolian basketweaving forum
>every post that vaguely alludes to the yuripedo boogeyman is enough to trigger you
Take your meds schizo.(infighting)

No. 417306

>>417304
ok kek whatever you say…

No. 417308

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>>417282
>e-“relationship”
But we already met each other irl and we're meeting again in 2 weeks.(derailing/baiting)

No. 417315

>>417304
>it’s not me U R SCHIZO!!
then
>>417308
>ok it is me
kekkkkkkkkkkkk my sides, I guess she likes you because you have the IQ of a child

No. 417317

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>>417315
We're not the same poster, dumbass. I just popped in to clarify that I've actually met my gf irl.

No. 417322

>>417317
what in the newfaggotry

No. 417324

>>417322
Just keep the cope and seething coming, my gf and I really enjoy when we spot you calling random posters "yuripedo" across the website.(personalityfagging)

No. 417327

>>417324
i literally don't even know what you're talking about. summerfags is2g

No. 417334

Every weekend feels wasted because I'm not spending it in between her thighs. I don't want to run errands or go to the gym or hang out with friends. I just want to bring her home with me on a friday, make her dinner or get takeout and drinks, and then spend as much of the following two days as possible between her thighs. Not even just sex, I just wanna lick and kiss and nuzzle her thighs while she's watching sports or playing video games or whatever. I'd kiss her all the way down her legs and calves to the tops of her feet and up to her tummy and neck and ears and occasionally look up at the tv to see whatever she's watching. I already know she just goes home and does nothing after a busy week, so it's dangerously easy to think about how I could enhance her downtime with my tongue and hands and anything else she wants from me. She could spend the whole weekend unwinding however she likes and worshiping her soft chubby thighs would be my entertainment. We could put on music and go for a walk at night to enjoy the warm summer air and then come home and fuck. In the morning, we could walk to the diner a few blocks away and bring a little secret baileys for the cheap diner coffee and then come home and fuck. And when she left on sunday, the residual thrills would keep me going through the week until the next day off, when we could unwind together again… If only there was a way to tell her that I'd do anything for her if she wasn't too repulsed by me being a boring depressed loner.
>>417252
You're not wrong, but I get it, because women can be so buttoned up and repressed that it's super hot to think about someone who's either shamelessly perverted or so furiously horny that she's absolutely desperate to be taken care of.

No. 417447

>>417252
I could be a female CEO with maximum confidence, physical health and satisfaction with my life, and i'd still want a neckbeard-like pervert girlfriend. It's not fixable

No. 417596

>>416969
Hello, I'm that kind of girl kek

No. 417597

>>417286
who is this person ?

No. 417598

>>417293
need her

No. 417600

forced lesbian sex(fantasy only) is hot asf jesus christ, i need a dominant sadist woman

No. 417603

>>416754
I generally don't like penetration but if I got a girlfriend and I felt safe and relaxed enough I would let her put her fingers in me. Or who knows, maybe even some "toys"(quintuple posting/integrate)

No. 417608

My cringy, self-indulgent fantasy is becoming the arm candy (for lack of a better term) or real-life MPDG of a "normal" woman who has a thing for troubled alt types. Although I think if I found one of those in real life she'd get bored of me very fast because it mostly manifests as being a shy sperg kek. So like if she bought me stuff that was to her taste and basically commanded me to wear it, made fun of me for either fitting too much or too little into stereotypes, and was a little coercive about doing ~crazy~ stuff which could be held over my head later. I also kind of want to be coerced into sending nudes/embarrassingly detailed sexts or performing like masturbating in front of her. Like I said this is incredibly self-indulgent lmao

No. 417610

>>417608
Samefag, I also want to be able to cheer her up and relieve her stress whenever she gets worn down by work or something. Like I'd take her out somewhere fun or let her barge into my place unannounced and be a quiet docile soundboard to vent to before she tells me how to please her to make her feel better kek, the romantic angle is important to the fantasy ngl

No. 417732

i wish yuripedo would slap me and kick me in the stomach. then force me to eat her pussy while pulling my hair.(porn is not allowed on /g/)

No. 417805

>>417732
Fucking nasty, what sort of deranged porn did she post? I wish farmhands could permaban this retard.

No. 417822

>>417805
It was just a drawing of a woman eating another woman out.

No. 417842

this thread needs nuking. literally more than half of it is retarded dykefags and terminally online dipshits infighting about shit only people who spend 17 hours a day on here would understand. you guys suck(take it to /meta/)

No. 417847

>>417822
That's too "male gazey" for that obsessed schizo anon anyways

No. 417852

>>417847
Lesbianism is male gazey by nature, it's why she only reads yaoi, which is feminist and fem gazey.(derailing)

No. 417853

>>417842
>this thread needs nuking. literally more than half of it is retarded dykefags
what's wrong with dykefags on a horny lesbians thread?

No. 417857

>>417853
Bihets get grossed out by too much lesbianism.

No. 417859

>>417842
>"mods please delete this lesbian thread asap, there are too many lesbians in it"

No. 417903

>>416969
Ugh, idk why this pisses me off but whatever. If you’re imagining her as that one TiF metalhead that was posted I absolutely get it though, she’s so hot.

No. 417906

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>>417232
>tfw when your crush resembles the lacryboy roachification image so much she gets compared to it on tiktok
kms. i will never have her

No. 417916

>>417906
I truly don't understand this at all. Am I seriously the only one? It just reminds me of my gross younger brother.

No. 417922

>>417916
i think i’d find it gross on someone less hot/a male.

No. 417923

Why do psychopathic girls have eyes like that and why is it so hot? I’m convinced I’m attracted to dysfunctional women.

No. 417927

>>417906
Are these the same two people? Does it go right to left? I'm confused

No. 417929

>>417906
i wish lacryboy stopped wasting her time retweeting loli robin fanart and drawing homestuck yaoi and just churned out several roachified girl pics per day. I'd commission art of her myself but i'm very opposed to spending money on anything that's not food and clothes.
also anon could you post the link to your crush's tiktok? i would like to take a peek. sorry

No. 417930

>>417927
they are the same people. it goes from left to right. she goes from a regular feminine girl to a gross discord mod gamer tomboy. it's like the opposite of the "beware the pipeline" tim pic, and both were made by the same person

No. 417939

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>>417929
Unfortunately she stopped posting and has privated for a while but picrel is a niche meme that features her, kek. She is the typical TiF with autism unfortunately.

No. 417941

>>417939
oh my god, i've seen that pic on pinterest so many times. i always thought she was hot but was preemptively disappointed because i knew there was no way she wasn't a tif. heartbreaking. i love these paul dano riddler types.

No. 417981

>>417732
HOT AF

No. 418023

>>417939
what's her handle nona pls.. i didn't bother to follow her when she still posted because i thought she was underage
>tfw no qt3.14 tif gf to peak
why even live. i'm gutted most of them are superstraight girls; which is weird considering that like 20 years ago and further back female to male transsexuals were by far mostly homosexual. i'd want a regular tomboy gf but it's not the same without the internet addiction, and besides as a zoomer they're surprisingly much harder to come by even irl in my third world country post-pandemic. they're like unicorns ironically enough. i wish that desisted/detrans women didn't change their whole style/stop being GNC after and stay as they are but i'm assuming it's because they were performing and not authentically living that way. no judgement from me btw i'm just saying

No. 418030

>>418023
>superstraight girls
>unicorns
KEK nona that's exactly what i call them, superstraight. It's a tragedy that qt autistic 'relatable' women with cute boyish looks are the most likely to worship men and be obsessed with them, even moreso than normal feminine women. How cruel! How unfair!
>i'd want a regular tomboy gf but it's not the same without the internet addiction
You get it, elegant normie butches are very attractive but they don't have the special appeal of internet addicted strange tomboys

No. 418034

>anons perpetually lusting after strange tomboys
>be edgelord tomboy my whole life
>still khv because only ugly scrotes have ever been interested
You guys are all talk huh

No. 418040

>>418034
It's such a pain to be into edgy tomboys. They are all fakebois. I have been wondering why it happens the way it does and it sadly seems like it's all because the normie girls are dead set on loathing strange women. Sad. 

No. 418041

>>418040
It definitely is, all the TiFs I know were treated worse somehow when they steal identified as a woman. Sometimes I wonder if it’s just easier for some people, I’ve heard some detrans women on this website say that especially as a lesbian people treat you less like a predator when you tell them you like women and some people see you as part of a “group to be protected” so they’re more careful about discrimination.

No. 418042

>>418041
nonita is english your second language? I was just thinking about my fantasies and i think that women with accent are really hot

No. 418043

>>416969
Is this inspired by a Janitor AI bot?

No. 418049

>>418043
ayrt. no, i don't use any AI chatbots. i get why they're so popular but it's not for me. it's inspired by the lacryboy pic that was already posted ITT earlier

No. 418059

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>>418023
I’d feel a little ashamed to post the link since I know her IRL kek. I actually followed her before I met her but didn’t know she was a TiF until she posted picrel. Luckily she isn’t straight but she’s still a fujocoomer…
>i'd want a regular tomboy gf but it's not the same without the internet addiction
You get it nona. Here there are a deeecent amount of GNC women but they are often TiFs and I’ve never met an internet addicted one who wasn’t. I’ve had some success peaking them in the past though lol.

No. 418069

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Okay so i have this moid tier fetish. I want to shove my underwear into the mouth of a pathetic loser girl. Like I am the cool bully Regina George and I'm cornering her in the bathroom or locker room and force her to get on her knees and open her mouth and then do the thing. Pls dont come at me, it's just my cringe power fantasy because i was the loser girl in my school. I also like body hair on women like here. 

No. 418100

>>418069
That's hardly even body hair kek, just some light fuzz

No. 418103

>>418100
You're right nonita, but its kinda hard to find a pic of a woman with back hair kek

No. 418178

Damn 90% of the posts on this thread now are bishit chasers lusting after TIFs. Can someone please post real pussy on pussy lesbian fantasy pls.(bait)

No. 418180

>>418178
And people cried when I posted that this thread was mostly bishits kek.

No. 418181

>>418178
how exactly are the posts about women "bishit" , are we meant to only like feminine women now? inb4 this turns into an infight, don't bother be the change you want to see nonna and make the posts you deem right for the thread

No. 418182

>>418181
The most bihet thing unimaginable is lusting after ugly rat-looking people.

No. 418185

>>418181
KEK first anons in /ot/ were saying that liking feminine men is for lesbians, now this. What a topsy turvy world. People really are defining sexuality by clothes and haircuts now huh

No. 418192

>>418180
>>418178
>>418182
Femme-cels seething over Tomboy Chads.

No. 418193

>>418192
>tomboy
>someone who just has short hair and dresses "manly" because she wants to be the bishie due to yaoi brainrot
Okay dude.

No. 418194

>>418193
>dude
Have some goddamn class.

No. 418200

Why do you people always have to shit up female-exclusive threads? If it bothers you that there's too much tifposting or tomboyposting or whatever then just post about a feminine woman and steer the conversation in that direction. Assuming you have any feminine women that you'd like to talk about and aren't just being a contrarian.

No. 418219

>>418200
There is a terminally online TiF chaser that keeps shitting on people who like feminine women because it's "male gaze".

No. 418225

idk what's wrong with me but i'm so horny i can't even rub one out about it i feel like i'm too sensitive, it's painful. i'm dying to have sex and eat pussy and be eaten out but unfortunately i'm a recluse and retarded so the chances of that happening are nil. doesn't make me not think about it though. i feel like an incel because it's causing me actual pain it's like i'm in heat. it's just like this all day lately and even when i get distracted it takes nothing for me to instantly get horny again and i feel like a huge pervert. I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH SOME PUSSY DAMMNIT i want to hear the cute sounds of a woman while i eat her out and i want to fondle some tits and make out but i just can't and probably won't ever be able to. i want to be the reason she cums. i'm seriously burning. fml. hopefully this is just a hormonal phase

No. 418239

I'm none of the anons above but is it such a crime to be a tomboyish weird woman who wants to fuck another tomboyish weird woman? TIFs are annoying though so I'd only be interested if she was desisted or something. I crave that autist-to-autist mind connection

No. 418253

>>418181
TiF chasers aren’t lesbians

No. 418254

>>418239
AAP alert kek

No. 418256

>>418239
im an autistic tomboy. lets kiss anon

No. 418265

>>418253
and men who fuck TIMs are totally straight

No. 418266

>>418225
anon i have a friend who gets exactly like that. don't you fret, you'll survive this.
>>418239
same. i don't get tif chasers to be completely honest. some of them are cute (the ones who just look like messy androgynous girls with short hair) but i can't stand their idiocy. i just want a pretty and gross gnc woman with none of the gendie brainworms. i'd do anything for one of those. one day i was so desperate to find my dream girl that i even thought about making a duolicious profile to test my luck but thankfully i got better. i don't think she would be in that terrifying place anyway. from what i've seen it's just cluster b "femcels" with anime pfps. scary.
>>418253
>>418254
tomboy master race

No. 418267

>>418265
tranny chasers are GAMP, not gay or straight
TiF chasers are bi

No. 418268

femmes are hot

No. 418271

>>418267
Homosexuality is just attraction towards the same sex, regardless of what they're wearing/identifying as. Many (not all) tifs just look like regular butch lesbians anyway so idg all this sexuality sperging. i kinda wonder if these posts would still happen if the tifs didn't use any pronouns to begin with, or if the word tif was replaced with "masculine woman".

No. 418273

>>418254
nah
>>418256
so true. I'm in love with you actually
>>418266
you get it

No. 418275

>>418271
meta-attraction is not homosexuality

No. 418277

>>418275
>meta-attraction
What does this mean? Genuinely never heard of it

No. 418278

>>418253
who gives a shit this is female fantasies thread

could you fuckless morons fuck off already

No. 418280

>>418278
Are straight women allowed here?

No. 418281

i fantazise that all of you whiners get kidnapped by horny tifs to their filthy weeaboo womancaves and get brainwashed into liking them and becoming ones yourselves and you all will be much happier people living simple tif coomer lives and your former lives as lolcow bivenstigators are nothing but a shadow of a bad dream in the back of your minds

No. 418282

>>418280
if a straight woman wants to write up a female fantasy and post it here she is doing much more for this thread than you, actually

No. 418284

Stop taking the bait. You all have been terrible about this for this entire new thread so far. Shamefully sullying our sacred thread.
Stop it. Get some help.

No. 418285

my fantasy is literally sucking a girldick
im a lesbian(baiting retard)

No. 418286

>>418285
what's your problem?

No. 418287

>>418286
Your problem is taking the bait. And it’s not even good bait. Have some self respect.

No. 418288

>>418277
it's related to the whole agp thing. as far as i know, it's basically being attracted to men out of autogynephilia. basically, a tim being attracted to men because they can make him "feel like a woman" and not out of genuine attraction. idk what that has to do with regular men being attracted to tims though.
>>418281
based
>>418284
based
>>418286
please stop taking the bait or else this anon is never gonna leave

No. 418291

the fat virgin polilez obsessed woman struggled and trashed in her bounds.

but it was too late. the fujocoomer programming had already begun.

"and this is my favorite toxic ship, here you can see…" the body odor smelling lanky tomboyish girl pointed at the slideshow of pictures of animated characters. her hair was washed out neon color, it was hard to determine what in the dim bedroom. the curtains were closed.

she could feel her mind slip away, coomer slowly entering and taking over her brain, as she gazed upon the filthy room filled with sticky plushtoys and figurines collecting dust on the shelves.

she started to think, that she should get a hair cut.(bait)

No. 418294

If you can lust over TiFs.. why can't I be attracted to trans women?

No. 418295

>>418182
Kek you're right. It's always lusting after a specific type of unattainable women too, similar to how spicy het women gush over female celebrities to prove their gayness. I guess some things just never change with bishits.

No. 418296

>>418291
That's so hot, anon. 5 stars

No. 418297

>>418294
>If you can lust over TiFs.. why can't I be attracted to trans women?

"shh, do not think about that no more, dear, let's have fun instead… no more infighting…" the smelly girl kindly took the lolcow users hand and guided it towards her jungle buch crotch

No. 418299

Don't TIF chasers already have a reverse trap thread to post in

No. 418300

>>418297
Stop anon if she’s smelly then she definitely has an absolutely smegma coated pussy how do you guys not think of this when you list for stinky unwashed women? Or do you fantasize about the smegma too? I’m not even trying to bait I need a straight answer because I’m horrified

No. 418301

>>418299
>Don't TIF chasers already have a reverse trap thread to post in

"still infighting? looks like you need to be punished, since you do hate fun after all" the tif reached for the whip with her sickly white hand.(bait)

No. 418302

>>418300
she tried to resist, but it was her smegma coated pussy that finally got her into tif pussy only. from now on the only thing nonnie could love was the smelly smegma pussies of stanky tifs, and she no longer could infight on lolcow anymore because she was busy chasing tif pussy. it was finally over.

No. 418303

>>418302
I told you I wasn’t baiting… I’m serious… ever since you guys started on this topic days ago I’ve been wondering how you all are getting around the smegma problem in your fantasies. It’s like a plot hole.

No. 418304

>>418303
"anon, stop resisting, soon you will forger about all of that bad stuff and only know fun and pleasure…" the tif sat her stinky ass pussy right onto your face. infight nonny could not see the screen nomore and stopped typing. it was finally over. she was nothing but a stinky pussy eater from now on, and stopped posting stupid things on lolcow.

No. 418305

>>418304
…Ok. I was genuinely asking but whatever.

No. 418327

>>418305
Nta but if she was hot I would totally smear TiF smegma all over my face
>>418182
Sorry but I just like women who don’t practise femininity, not that weird. I’m still a lesbian just like how the fags who like men in skirts are fags.

No. 418338

>hear me out this is my female fantasy but I must specify every 5 words that it's a tranny that looks like a man and I'm dying to suck her di- err I mean totally eat her pussy out I must also let everyone else know I'm a fujo btw(bait)

No. 418340

>>418338
Tomboys aren’t trannies, and the TiFs anons like just look like tomboys. What’s this idea that only bihets like boyish women and that it’s super ultra lesbian and tres homoséxuale to prefer feminine women kek. It’s such tranny logic to think that clothes and hair define gender.
>I must also let everyone else know I'm a fujo btw
Has anyone itt even said they’re a fujo…?(derailing)

No. 418342

>>418327
Sure but if you're lusting after TIFs with clits that look like micro dicks, have full grown beards, and testestoerone-fueled BO that stink just like a male's then you're not gay, sorry(derailing)

No. 418343

>>418340
End yourself bishit.

No. 418344

>>418342
who the hell likes beards here kek(derailing)

No. 418346

>>418342
nta but 99% of tifs don't even have that. nobody even mentioned tifs like that ITT

No. 418347

>>418338
>that looks like a man
TIFs look like women. Tifs do not pass AT ALL kek what the fuck is going on here?(derailing)

No. 418360

Reminder to all posters who are indifferent to TiFposting, it started like this in the past lesbian thread and then got derailed with actual hairy roidpig lusting. Tranny fetishists are degenerates and won't simply stop at "TiFs who look like tomboys", if given a chance they will derail threads with lust for TiFs indistinguishable from men. Don't let these terminally online coomers take away from you one of the very few threads that is not scrote-centric by letting them post about women that adore men so much they want to become one.

No. 418387

please stop derailing &/or taking bait. thanks!

No. 418398

>>418387
100% farmhand let her 9yo type this so she can keep sucking BBC.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 418403

>>418225
I completely relate anon, down to the feeling like a perv because of it. Idk what is happening these days but little things just set me off and make me horny. Just earlier I was feeling so horny it was genuinely painful. I guess I just really need to get laid.

No. 418415

honestly maybe a bit shameful but I like to play hard to get because I fall hard for women, more than is reciprocated, and i prefer to work start with a strong friendship first. but if we were having a sleepover and she gave me even a remotely flirty or bedroom-eye kinda look, even accidentally, i’d fold so hard. i’m genuinely afraid of this happening, her eyes already make me melt, but the proximity and setting make my heart race. we both share the bed whenever we stay over with a friend and are pretty close, so it would be weird to just not, but whenever we do i make sure to go to sleep immediately after getting in, i have to keep myself from having weird thoughts. i always feel like she’s teasing me a little whenever we get into bed too, suddenly getting all touchy. i can’t handle her speaking to me in a sleepy low voice. aaaaaagh

No. 418465

>>418464
kek

No. 418489

>>418464
she has such pretty hands wtf(encouraging personalityfags)

No. 418493

>>418464
need to see face and full body first(encouraging personalityfags)

No. 418526

I want to act like a gross perverted creep towards a shy autistic girl who is a virgin at the age of 28 But i am a pathetic autistic virgin myself

No. 418555

>>418526
Do it to me

No. 418556

File: 1721933351836.jpg (75.34 KB, 720x1080, BonTemps_JHANNAH_Marzipan_Webs…)

Can we talk about how hands are the most underrated sexy parts of a woman? All my crushes in the past always had a kind of hand like picrel – narrow wrist, long fingers, and a slender shape. There's something so mesmerizing and lewd about it. Goddamn, I'm so lucky to have a gf with pretty hands.

No. 418573

>>418555


I heard a doorbell rings, so I slowly got my scrawny oily body off my disarranged bed. My heart was beating fast, the beating enhanced by the energy drinks i have gulped. It was Nona standing at my front door. What a surprise! I was found of Nona for a long time now… My tall body shivered with excitement when Nonita walked in. I knew that despite being 28 Nona was quite unexperienced. We met on lolcow dot farms and right away I was swooned over by her autistic charm. So, I offered her an energy drink and she followed me into my messy room.
While Nona was looking around my dim room, I quietly closed the door and began lingering toward my lovely guest. I was standing behind her, my long greasy hair was falling on her round shoulders. Nona was observing my hentai figurines when she felt my bony shaking hands were creeping down her spine.

No. 418619

>>418573
I carefully observed her room. I love messy freaks like her so much. The hentai figurines caught my eye. The thought of her looking at these pieces of plastic all day drove me insane with jealousy. I want her to look at me and me only. I want to be the apple of her eyes. But I decided to contain myself. I gasped as I felt her towering form behind me, her fingers tentatively, tracing down my spine. It shot waves of electricity straight to my core. I needed her. Now. I wanted to be entangled in her long, bony limbs. To feel her heart beat against me. I turned around to face her, looking up into her cute, yet psychotic eyes. "Nona, I-I've…I've never done..this…before", I breathed out nervously, hoping she wouldn't hate me.

No. 418622

File: 1721948253692.mp4 (2.06 MB, 720x1280, wtXVhB1NSw3GlyuQ.mp4)

>>418556
Nona, you won't believe what video popped up on Twitter for me shortly after I saw this post. Maybe you'd like finger dancing?

No. 418706

>>411848
I just want to worship a woman. kiss her boots, eat her pussy as long as she wants, let her ignore me while I rub her feet. but I'm too butch so everyone just wants me to dom them fuck my stupid baka life

No. 418718

>>418619
>The thought of her looking at these pieces of plastic all day drove me insane with jealousy. I want her to look at me and me only. I want to be the apple of her eyes.
Not that anon but could explain what it means? I constantly see women describe their sexuality this way, like you want to be looked. I don't understand it.

No. 418722

>>418622
I have posts by pixielocks on my Twitter feed even though I never go to her socials and don't follow her thread. I have genuinely quite literally zero liked content anywhere that would even vaguely point to similarities.

No. 418726

>>418722
What..? Did you reply to a wrong post?

No. 418727

>>418622
The gross fake nails ruin it. Acrylic nails are disgusting bacteria hotbeds and ruin even the most beautiful hands. I kind of like the videos of people pretending to finger fuck food.

No. 418728

I want a smoker gf so I can pluck the lit cigarette from her fingers and put it out on her tits to encourage her to quit.

No. 418750

>>418619
I leaned to Nona to look into her eyes. Nona was autistic so she was avoiding the eye contact like her life depended on it, and I took her warm chin with my cold thin hand and tilted her head up so she looked at me. Nona looked at me with her watery green eyes, ashamed that at the ripe age of 28 she was still a pathetic virgin. The shyness was quite strange to me as an autist myself I didn't realize that Nonita could not read my awkward gestures, my slight shaking and my wondering eyes. I have been quite shy myself and at the age of 24 I was more than ready to indulge into my perversion for the first time. I loved to feel Nona's warmth.
You know Nonita… I haven't done it either… But you are so gorgeous I am ready to overstep the border of my raging autism and dive right into my obsession with you…
I shoved my sweaty hands under Nona's sweater. My body was shaking like crazy, and the sweet nothings I felt like I'm supposed to say could not leave my mouth that went dry with the blusterous desire. What a sweet scene it was, two stunted autists in love…

No. 418884

>>418718
Kek nona, you must be esl. It doesn't mean to literally be looked at. But to be the only one on her mind? If that makes sense

No. 418885

>>418884
Sorry nonita I have been thinking about female sexuality because i saw this https://dakotaaaa.tumblr.com/post/172695244494/some-thoughts-on-self-objectification
and i though only straigh women think this way

No. 418890

>>418885
Damn nona, that post is really depressing.. but no, that's not how I feel at all.

No. 418927

>>418556
this but with rings… I need hands like that on my pussy

No. 418994

>>418556
I feel the same way but I low key want to kill myself now because I have such ugly hands fml

No. 418995

>>418994
There’s no such thing as ugly hands, just fat hands tbh.

No. 419005

>>418995
I have tiny fat hands with short fingers despite being closer to underweight than overweight. It’s weird. I let my nails grow out just to make my fingers look less short, but… well, I’d have to cut them if I ever got a gf kek. And then she’s realize how ugly my hands are and dump me lol

No. 419012

>>418884
>>418885
It's kind of just like wanting the person you are thinking about to think about you. It's different. You want them to be obsessed with you, because a woman you like liking you back is inherently appealing. The comic you sent is more like viewing yourself in third person.

No. 419070

I can't stop thinking about making out with another woman in a hot spring/onsen. The temperature of the hot water and our tongues clashing against eachother compared to the chilly air would feel so thrilling

No. 419129

>>417923
late but can you please post some examples?

No. 419421

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>>419129
kek imagine something like that but with a woman

No. 419427

>>419421
fucking jumpscare jesus fucking christ. nonnies don't click

No. 419467

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>>419427
You made me click. It's just an ugly man. Regardless, low empathy women gross me out. Their eyes look empty.

No. 419477

>>419467
who is this? she looks exactly like a really low empathy person I know irl

No. 419480

I feel weird saying this even though it's tame as fuck and I've hornyposted about way weirder shit, but I just want a girlfriend with really big boobs and to watch her brush her teeth topless. Something about the domesticity and movement gets me.

No. 419487

>>419477
Lurk more

No. 419489

>>419421
alright i get what you mean. i was thinking more empty soulless stare but a woman with the psychopathic killer eyes that want to gain power of you is a good look too.
>>419467
i love low empathy women's eyes. shannon's everything takes away from their beauty unfortunately. maybe if she lost several pounds and they weren't so far apart
>>419477
that's creepshow art

No. 419513

>>419467
>low empathy women gross me out
Stay away from my autistic queens you boring normie 

No. 419611

i've had this fantasy for a while of being in college and having a mean roommate whose a messy, kind of edgy, party girl. she laughs at me for being a sweet good girl who studies diligently and never breaks the rules. she makes fun of me for how flustered i get when she walks around the dorm in her tiny tank top and shorts, not wearing a bra. i fantasize that we eventually start an intense relationship where she has me wrapped around her little finger, i'm inexperienced but i'm desperate to do good and hear her praise me. one night she catches me getting off to her photos and makes fun of me for being so gone for her. after that she purposefully posts more photos on her insta of her in her clubbing dresses and heels, just to laugh at me for being such a loser, jerking off to photos of her fully clothed, not even naked. she likes to make me eat her out as stress relief after a frustrating day. sometimes when she gets really into it she yanks me in by my hair and humps my face, not letting up when i say i cant breathe. on the flip side, i like the idea of her being secretly protective over me, like one day someone makes fun of me and she tells them to fuck off and eat their own shit or something haha. on nights out when she's bored, she sneaks out somewhere quiet to call me and instruct me on how to get off, listening to my moans and whimpers for her amusement. she doesn't let me cum so that i'm desperate for her fingers when she finally returns to the dorm. she convinced me to stop wearing bras when i'm in the dorm so that she can sneak a hand underneath my shirt and grope my tits. i imagine her torturing me with our shared bathroom's shower head, keeping it on my clit as i squeal and holding my legs open so i can't close them. nobody knows we're together, but nobody has to, because when she comes home and i kneel at her feet it's like the whole world falls away anyway.

No. 419616

>>419129
Ayrt, none of the examples posted really match the look I’m talking about, they look like they have the retarded strain of low empathy and not the intelligent type. It’s this sort of intimidating dead-eyed look. Even when they smile it doesn’t look “nice” kind of… naughty almost? It’s weird because I wouldn’t say it’s an RBF but looking them in the eye is difficult and makes people flustered. I’ve seen it in all sorts of women but back in school it was always the rude kind of tomboyish girls who were genuinely a little sociopathic.

No. 419645

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>>419616
like this?

No. 419675


No. 419697

Saged since it’s not a fantasy and mildly ot but how bad is it to get off to a woman’s social media pics? I kind of can’t help myself whenever I’m really attracted to someone. It feels awfully moidlike but also normal enough for regular women who don’t watch porn since straight anons admit to doing stuff like that - I just feel like it’s considered different since even if something is objectification it’s considered that moids deserve it, so the same can’t go if you’re bi/lesbian.

No. 419792

>>419616
ayrt. okay i think i know what you mean and i'm very into it too but i can't think of any examples, rip. it's like a maliciously playful sneer but only in the eyes. closest thing that comes to mind are some female aspd characters in south korean media.

No. 419845

I want to fuck another loser fujo femcel. I may be a narc in saying this but I am devastatingly attracted to nerdy mousy women with glasses that look the way I do. Obviously a shut in, scrawny, and horribly socially awkward. I have an elaborate fantasy of becoming roommates with one and slowly the barrier of acquaintances to friends eroding into a full fledged relationship because we’re the best the other is ever going to get. Staying in for days on end just dry humping and kissing and eating each other out. It’d be a bonus if she had braces too, I’m a sucker for metal mouths. I’d give anything for this relationship.

No. 419848

>>419845
I’m just like you anon, down to the preferences and braces kek

No. 419850

i want to sleep next to a girl and masturbate while thinking she is sleeping but she is just pretending and listening to me and then after a while she joins in, flustering me with me realizing she's heard me the whole time.

No. 419916

>>419845
god same, except i don't have the female incel phenotype, i just really really like weird pasty neet women with glasses. I feel seen

No. 419921

>>419697
There is nothing wrong with that, I do it all the time. Just don't be weird about it.

No. 419976

need someone to come fix my pussy asap and also let me return the favor i'm too ashamed to post this without unspoilering but i feel like a disgusting moidbrained pervert for fantasizing about this tomboy i've only seen and known a distance on campus but i can't stop imagining us eating eachother out and fondling her… i hate to use this word but, "tiny" boobs. she's so skinny and always slouching so they're harder to see usually but they're there if you look closely and that's sooo sexy to me. i don't think she wears bras either but idk. i feel so much guilt about thinking about the whole thing like this, she didn't ask for this creepy ass behavior wtf. and yet i keep going. i haven't even seen her since june… and no i'm not the anon with the tiktoker crush kek. i kinda hope we never cross paths again because i'm so ashamed of myself
another thing i'm thinking about is whether it's hotter to get with someone experienced to teach you the ropes for your first time or a fellow virgin to learn and explore together… feel like the awkwardness would just add to the tension

No. 420045

>>419976
do we like the same girl kek
>feel like the awkwardness would just add to the tension
I really want this, I wanna learn about sex together with someone. would feel so special

No. 420210

I fantasize about some kind of app/site where women could find other women online who were willing to indulge each others’ fantasies and do dumb flirty chat message roleplays with each other in a very anonymous way. There could be 1-on-1 chats or group chats. Maybe women who want to play into each others’ specific interests would get matched with each other. It needs to be female only obviously and not be designed to feel too porny. It would be more like a welcoming anonymous online lounge where women can chat with each other and be cute with each other and help each other get off. And it would have some kind of verification system to ensure only adult women are allowed, and it would never be hacked, and nothing bad would ever happen. Of course, this could only exist in a perfect world. But I wish I could live in that world and be in a group chat of women all focusing on me and roleplaying about how they’re going to team up and take care of my KHV self.

No. 420219

Not a particular fantasy but I find it soooo sexy when women have landing strips. I want my mouth to be the plane.

No. 420269

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I’m such a people- and sex- deprived NEET that I feel like my executive functions are not working. I’m convinced I would pounce on any woman who shows even the slightest attraction to me. I’ve been imagining a cute masc girl, tall but pretty with fluffy hair showing up my doorstep for some random reason, like maybe we need something fixed in the house and our neighbour’s daughter who is good at fixing shit is in town or whatever. I’d feel avoidant before she arrives because oh no human contact I’m an embarrassment so she can’t see me… But after peeking at her from above the stairs to get a look I’d get super excited because she might be a lesbian or at least bi. I’d feel super embarrassed when they expect me to say hi quickly to her because I’d probably be blushing and self-conscious (99% probability I’m in my pyjamas). If she was hot there’d be no chance of me being able to suppress my attraction to her especially since I’ve not had contact with anyone but my family in literal years I’d probably check up on her while she’s fixing something upstairs which is out of character for me since I would shut myself in my room when there were strangers KEK, joke with her a bit, and she’d be surprised about how obviously attracted to her I am. I think she’d be a little flustered and maybe question if she’s reading me incorrectly. But at some point she’d get done and face to face it’s really obvious there’s some tension there. She’d consider saying something about it just “she really shouldn’t” but I would probably last two seconds of it before dragging her into my room… and suddenly we’re frantically touching each other and trying to be quiet. I’m so overly sensitive and horny that I’d probably look like an idiot writhing and twitching + desperately trying to not seem like a loser for cumming instantly from just her rubbing my clit. The minute her tongue hits my clit I’d completely lose it, honestly I don’t trust myself to not start cumming before it even touches me, I bet it would look so erotic with the half lidded eyes and how swollen my clit can get. She’d laugh a bit teasingly and it would probably sound really sexy and turn me on more. I’ve never given head so I always worry if I’d do a good job, but I think in that moment I’d just be trying to have my mouth all over it, sucking and pressing my tongue to taste it, completely losing it. I’d bet she’d have one of those sexy pubis bones(?) the type that create a valley from the hipbones and stick out a bit and make the clit look so inviting. I’d want to see the whole view of her fit torso from below while I stimulate her. I think she’d throw her head back and her face would be so pink with her hair all falling in her watery eyes. After she comes we’d probably have a moment of clarity that we shouldn’t be doing this with others in the house. I feel like this fantasy is somewhat a result of the fact I simultaneously want and don’t want my family to find out that I’m gay kek. Don’t come for me for being a shitty NEET pls. Picrel is probably what I’d be wearing btw

No. 420279

>>415136
nonna drop the audio please

No. 420285

File: 1722379252546.gif (1.17 MB, 320x240, Uw75.gif)

I'm (s)creaming

No. 420297

>>420269
>I’d bet she’d have one of those sexy pubis bones(?) the type that create a valley from the hipbones and stick out a bit and make the clit look so inviting.
A picture or something because I can't envision it since I'm retarded

No. 420309

>>419845
>the barrier of acquaintances to friends eroding into a full fledged relationship because we’re the best the other is ever going to get
God it's killing me that you say you're devastatingly attracted to them but even in your wildest dreams, you still only hook up with each other because you're settling.

No. 420315

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>>420297
You’re not retarded. I couldn’t find any actual examples sorry, since they would be nsfw. Picrel isn’t actually depicting it but I feel like you can imagine it from the photo, it dips in at the hipbones but comes up again at the pubis if you go lower, like it’s poking out a little.

No. 420319

>>70017
I love this post. I remember I was but a newfag when I saw it (it may have even been one of the first /g/ posts I ever saw?) and it's been imprinted into my mind ever since. There's not a year that goes by that I don't think of it. It never gets old and it always makes me horny.

No. 420360

>>420319
Great one, thanks for sharing with the class

No. 420369

>>419976
So sad to read this because everyone knows that moids don't feel bad for that shit

No. 420371

I think someone said these aren’t true anyway but the “lesbian domestic violence” statistics unfortunately turn me on. Obviously not condoning this but I so want a woman to get mad I looked at someone the wrong way and get aggressive with me… Honestly if someone I found attractive grabbed me or pushed me I would get horny I think sorry I think I’ve posted like 5 fantasies here in the past week can you clock me

No. 420410

tall lanky girls are such a weakness for me its not even funny. a lacy bralette over a flat , slightly bony chest makes me rabid

No. 420415

>>420279
i'm too ashamed kek but if you look up "lesbian nsft" and filter by audio it's among the top results. tbh there's pretty good ones under that tag in general; lately i just scroll there whenever i get the urge to jill. i'm such a coomer…
tip: have "trans" and/or "transfem" filtered specifying because enbies and hsts tifs use the first tag sometimes

No. 420444

>>420410
Same, they are so cute. For some reason the more of a bean pole a woman is the stronger my urge to cuddle her to my chest and kiss her cheeks and baby her. The goofy long skinny arms are what really gets me. I just want to take her hands and play with her arms like you do with little kittens and puppies.

No. 420445

>>420444
are you gibbon anon

No. 420448

>>420445
… now I’m embarrassed.

No. 420449

>>420448
hehe… don’t worry, I’ve talked with you before and it made me see the light, now whenever I see a cute tall girl with gangly arms I always think they’re adorable.

No. 420452

>>420315
Thanks nona, I see what you mean now. That is beautiful

No. 420456

I dreamt i was eating out a blonde woman (with a blonde/redhead bush). She was pretty muscular but in a natural-looking, 'strong farm worker' way. She had so many freckles all over her sunkissed body, mischievious brown eyes, the cutest little breasts, massive thighs, and her clit peeked out of her bush. I think about this dream daily. I'd lick her armpits until they're clean after she comes back from a rough day at work. I'd angle her against the wall so i can see her throbbing clit, before sucking on it, sucking on her labia and fingering her until she comes. I want to wrestle with her and lose on purpose. I hate/love it when my brain engineers perfect women that i'll never meet

No. 420509

I recently got to go to a female only event in my area (very private, invite only) and my god, it's like all the hottest women alive were there. I already knew what I liked but I'd never been completely immersed in it like that. Older butches, nonas. They're so tan and rangy and capable and unexpectedly soft. I like it when they wear little silver hoops in their ears and get tan lines on their faces from their polarized sunglasses. I like the way their tits look from never wearing a bra. I saw this one, tall, thin and athletic, so impeccably dressed, take a bite of a brownie and I got so turned on I was dizzy. I don't care if the attention I get from older women is mentorly or not, I show off for them constantly. They think it's cute when I offer them my seat, meanwhile I want them to fuck me in the back alley of some building. It'll never happen though because all of them have been married for like 30+ years (or their version of it).
>>420371
Unfortunately I feel the same.

No. 420517

>>420371
You remind me of a girl I knew on tumblr.
>>420410
God same. I used to like shorter girls with curvy, feminine figures but I've seen the light. The long legs and the orangutan arms are irresistible to me I love them sm. Lanky gangly women supremacy

No. 420518

>>420444
right! bonus if theyre sort of bookish with messy hair , the dream. its such a graceful body type

No. 420536

It seems to only ever be short and curvy or tall and slight kek

No. 420538

Once my friend hugged me and sniffed the top of my head and kept saying how nice I smelt and trying to smell my hair again, but I hadn't washed my hair in one and a half weeks by that point. She should've said I stunk or something. It was hot that she was so attracted to my unwashed hair. I want a girl to do something like that to me again

No. 420705

>>420536
youre underestimating the love for tall and curvy/buff amazon types lol

No. 420900

>>419845
same nona. even better if we dislike each other’s ships or disagree on top/bottom discourse for extra tension

No. 420981

>>419845
this but we cosplay as our otp while fucking

No. 421043

>>418302
There are tears in my eyes as I read this thread. I can’t do this I was gonna horny post but I’ve just been sitting here cackling like an idiot instead

No. 421094

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Blondes. ESPECIALLY blonde body hair and eyelashes. Beautiful. I was a ginger warrior long ago but since then ive been led to the light like a mosquito

No. 421097

>>421094
I would do anything if a laid back devilish tomboy with blue eyes and blonde eyelashes ordered me to do it right now. spit in my mouth, push me down to my knees, whatever.

No. 421098

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I feel like I'm likely going to die alone but:

I can only feel romantic love for fellow fucked-up hypersexual degenerates. I want to find someone like me who is interested in a romantically monogamous but sexually open relationship.

We'd spend the weekends watching disgusting degenerate porn, masturbating to nudes we get from other bitches on dating apps.

But shee needs to have her shit together. At least be able to keep a job. I'd want to have a family with her (just girls, abort all boys) and delight in seeing them grow up like us.

Can anyone relate to this?(integrate)

No. 421101

>>421098
>delight in seeing them grow up like us
nonna am I reading this right nonna are you foaming at the mouth at the thought of raising sexually promiscuous girlchildren with the help of your depraved nympho wife?

No. 421103

>>421098
This sounds like troon shit.

No. 421106

>>421098
this is a little weird

No. 421107

inb4 bishit sperg this scene honestly really turns me on. making my tomboy gf "crossdress" from her regular clothing by wearing ridiculously girly clothes and teasing her about it, watching her awkward and embarrassed expressions ahhhh i can't take it. makes me wanna GROPE and feel for her wetness while making fun of her for it before i eat her out under her skirt.
>>421094
ANON omfg yes. i love the way blonde body hair looks in the sun it's sooo sexy to me. it looks so soft and welcoming to the touch… honestly i'd be lying if i said i don't like banho de lua/body hair bleaching to achieve that look. sorry feminism. the contrast that creates is also hot to me. honestly i'm just all about contrast and juxtapositions kek

No. 421108

>>421101
It's not a sexual thing per se. But I can't bare the thought of birthing a "normal" person. I really want to be a mom, but I would only do that if I can feel that I'm truly reproducing mnot just my biology but at least partially my deviant psychology.

No. 421109

>>421098
>degenerate porn
And what are you implying by “degenerate”

No. 421110

>>421108
please never procreate.

No. 421112

>>421106
"A little" is being nice. I can't even tell if that shit is bait or not

No. 421116

>>421109

Pissing and train groping videos are my jam right now. I was once with a girl who took candids in the changing rooms of her college swimming pool.

No. 421118

>>421098
>disgusting degenerate porn
>bitches on dating apps
>I'm likely going to die alone
God willing (I'm God)

No. 421160

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I know this should probably be in the fetishes you’re ashamed of thread but they’re so boring and straight there. Anyway I kind of had a crush on Susie from Deltarune. Other than the fact she’s like furry adjacent this is totally the type of girl I would have had a crush on in school. I need a maladjusted girl who probably has anger issues and just doesn’t give a fuck. She would totally use imageboards

No. 421162

>>421098
go back newfag

No. 421165

Nothing beats the sexual tension between two nonnas infighting…just kiss me already

No. 421171

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>>421116
>who took candids in the changing rooms of her college swimming pool.
…of who? Herself or…?

No. 421198

this thread is just transbian central now.

No. 421204

>>421198
Which posts kek, other than the weird anon who wants to groom her future kid

No. 421212

I need a hot roommate and we’re both in denial that we wanna fuck each other. I imagine that she lounges regularly in just her boxers. Over time more and more instances pile up that you can’t give the benefit of the doubt, and “accidents”. I need that close-quarter inescapable sexual tension. Don’t come for me but the specific woman I’m directing this fantasy towards has a girlfriend and I imagine that making things feel even more tense

No. 421213

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Fetishes you’re ashamed of reminded me, women who wear picrel are so hot

No. 421237

I just want someone to suck and lick on my titties like they're eating pussy.

No. 421241

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>>421213
Kek I used to wear these kind of glasses from middle school until recently. It gives you a serious person vibe, not gone lie.
But now I wear big framed Glasses.

No. 421242

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>>421213
same. very happy about the recent office siren trend

No. 421243

>>421107
oh god , banho de lua over a deep tan is insane. i want to lick the stomach of a cute tanned girl with a blonde happy trail

No. 421244

>>420536
>>420705
I like many body types, but short and lanky women need to be mentioned more. I go absolutely crazy for them, especially with a boyish style. They can be so cute but also look so cool and androgynous.

No. 421245

>>421244
Unfortunately liking short but slight women registers as creepy to some (retarded) people , thats probably why its not usually discussed

No. 421267

>>421098
hi lilith

No. 421282

I get so nervous and spill my spaghetti around pretty girls especially conventionally attractive slightly bitchy tan blonde Stacies. I want them to bully me and use me as their personal pussy licker slave.

No. 421309

>>421282
Same nonna, i hate that it makes me feel so moid-y but it's powerful

No. 421328

>>421282
Me but around androgynous women. I must come across like an absolute fucking weirdo retard. I suddenly forget how to act like a human. Thankfully masc women are rare to encounter so I’m usually safe

No. 421353

I want my very sensitive nipples clamped together with a another girl's. Not chain-clamped, I want her nipple and mine pressed together in a single clamp.

Also, I'd love for a girl with big, slightly saggy breasts and large nipples to make me cum by stimulating my clit with her nipple.

No. 421372

>>421244
Thank you….

No. 421743

Need to trib NOW. Also I’ve never worn skimpy clothes but I so would if I knew it was only women looking at me. I kind of want women to perv on me. I wish there was some sort of lesbian town where I could dress up like a slut and get hit on by women.

No. 421777

>>421743
I wish there was some sort of lesbian town where I could dress up like a slut and get hit on by women.
Kek same. Never worn any revealing clothes in my life but I would in some female-only town

No. 422028

>>421777
Lesbian nightlife in Nashville, Tennessee is the closest to this. It's an entire city with a long legacy of catering to female degeneracy.

No. 422067

>>422028
Wtf? Based Southern Belles.

No. 422383

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Is aftercare something you think about after you fantasized? sometimes i do if it's really intense. Either being comforted by sweet nothings or snuggle up to a woman that cares little of my well being.

No. 422421

>>421242
Same… I've always loved office siren characters, something about small rectangular glasses in particular makes me so horny and i don't understand why. Speaking of office sirens, i want to work under an older one who's really authoritarian and borderline bullies me. I would love to rile her up with subtle defiance and inappropriate flirting (i like to imagine her as really repressed) until she snaps and corners me in private. I'd keep teasing her during our argument until she calls me a filthy pervert and many more rude things. At this point we'd realize how physically close we are and somehow we start having angry sex. I also fantasize about being the (fake) naive underling to a horny female boss and servicing her under her desk, letting her grope me etc.
>>421282
Real

No. 422439

>>422028
Can you elaborate on this? Where exactly would you go and when and how do you know?

No. 423445

fantasy where it's caveman times and we were childhood friends and I fend off her male suitors by just being crazy territorial about it and the rest of the tribe or whatever knows she's mine because we invent homo sex and are loud about it. In this fantasy I'm like some indispensable craftswoman that makes like the best shoes or something in the area and so even though I'm keeping her from being married no one is going to put a hit on me for disrupting social norms because at the end of the day everyone needs my shoes.
Or an alternate fantasy where she does wind up getting married off but we have this weird thing still where she regularly invites me to secretly watch her husband have sex with her which makes us both horny and then afterwards she sneaks away to where I was hiding and we go away to have even crazier sex. I like this version because it's like the society is so unevolved we don't even know why we're horny for each other and wind up with a weird arrangement which is prehistorically kinky for lack of a better word. Also because it's kind of the reverse of the "bi women has sex with a woman for male partner's pleasure" trope and she's showing off for me.
Oh to live in cavewoman times…

No. 423446

>>423445
>it's like the society is so unevolved we don't even know why we're horny for each other and wind up with a weird arrangement which is prehistorically kinky for lack of a better word
God I love pre-modern fantasies so much for this reason. Just all-consuming love and lust we don’t understand and can’t even rationalise to be wrong. I want this with her so bad

No. 423796

I want women to find me cute and dote on me

No. 423797

>>423445
oh my god same, i don't know why but cavewomen always appeal to me. Maybe it's the hunger or outright primal desire to have someone then and there due to the lack of societal rules. Although my fantasy is just being a time traveler stuck in the past as a cavewoman comes up and inspects me closely, then being suddenly dragged with her arm as I lie helpless on the dirt floor, being lead to her cave for the sole purpose of getting her off.

No. 423803

You know those friendships where you’re kind of toeing the line of what can be seen as platonic curiosity and homoerotic interest? The kind where you talk a bit too extensively about sexual topics with each other, oo what kinks do you have, saying things “as a joke” etc. My experiences with some of my bi online friends has been like this. I imagine having a sleepover with a friend and we bring up being curious about what each other’s pussies look like as a joke, and kind of goad each other into actually examining each other like some retards. But no way I’d be able to hide how aroused I’d get kek. In this fantasy I imagine that she has dark pubes (getting even a glimpse of that makes me go crazy) and a cute little clit that sticks out in the midst of it.

No. 423831

Kind of fucked up but I'm into fatshaming and homophobia, I bully other girls cause its hot.

No. 424021

>>423831
You bully fatties for being fat while being secretely attracted to them? Or do you get off on telling non-fat girls that they are fat?

No. 424041

I think the way a woman's pussy looks on her period with the blood on her pussy lips is so delicious and inviting looking. It's like it's screaming "Eat me, seymour! Eat me!" Like that plant from Little Shop of Horrors. I wish there were more people open to period sex because it's very vampire-ish and I also would like to be fucked on my period.

No. 424051

This might be really tame but I fantasize a lot about a girlfriend who goes crazy over my waist and hips. I've always been insecure about being extremely pear-shaped, and my small-ish waist (which I actually like) just makes the contrast really stark. I want her to get really grabby all over but especially about my waist/hips to pull me back and strap me to oblivion.

No. 424168

My idea of heaven is just being surrounded by love from multiple women. I want to lay in bed with two women on either side of me, and they’re both gently kissing/licking at my ears, just tiny little licks and kisses. They make quiet, gentle sounds into my ears and say sweet things to me. I also think it’s so sweet to imagine them holding each others’ hands while resting them on my stomach. They would pamper me with how gentle they are, giving me cute nicknames in adoring tones of voices. Every once in a while one of them would kiss my lips for a bit while the other one would continue with the ear kissing, then they’d trade off. And if things escalate further, it stays in this mode of gentleness and comfort and affection. I’ve cried actual tears of desperation thinking about these things because I want it so badly.

No. 424214

i want to be manhandled and spitroasted by the type of girls i see at them gym sometimes, they're kinda influencery but super fit without looking masc, and generally bigger/taller than me. it would be their (and my) post workout cardio. they'd cover my body with theirs and make me breath in their scent. they'd kiss me deeply and play with my hair and call me cute names while they command me to lick the sweat off their bodies and do stuff to them, and then fuck me and make me cum myself stupid and just leave me all messed up in a puddle of sweat and whatever else

No. 424400

>>411848
i just discovered this site today… im a skinny 5'5 brunette masculine/"chapstick" lesbian taller nosebridge (lol i was reading the thread and it made me feel better about myself im super awkward IRL and feel ugly AF) virgin i watch and read a lot of porn tho lol i wish i had a Gf omggggggggggggg. anyways,,

i realllllllllyyy want a girl to lick all over my fucking clit while i shove her face into my cunt, telling her how much of a dirty bitch/ whore she is. ngghh sooo fuckkinggg hott. my juices getting all over her face. i love dirty talk i want to talk to my girlfriend while having sex like, "such a good girl f'me" i curse constantly lol getting to hear little whimpers come out of her mouth ,, soooo sexy!!! i would love to just sloppy make out with a girl, my tongue fucking her mouth, while i finger her insides,,, especially if we're high on marijauna … id totally love to use a strap-on too.. watching it split her open ughh id say "you like my cock baby?" i just wanna see her get all worked up under me. getting all sweaty n sticky together <33(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 424517

I want a woman who loves me to kidnap me and do whatever the fuck she wants to me (except for killing or injuring me, of course).

No. 424518

i think my biggest fantasy atm would be a masc/soft butch quiet but kinda sleazy older best (only) friend type im sort of codependent with and that keeps me around despite my anger issues and annoying behavior because she finds me cute and takes out her frustrations on me by fucking me like god intended

No. 424676

I want to sit on her lap and make out sloppily with her for ages. I’d get so turned on I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from humping on her upper leg and eventually orgasming while making out with her fully clothed. I’ve never kissed anyone before and never really saw the appeal until now, her lips are so beautiful and hypnotizing with a cute plump lower lip and adorable soft corners of her mouth, all I can think about is my mouth on hers and our tongues melding with each other… if she made any vocal noises while kissing I’d probably involuntarily moan and cum on the spot. Just imagining it too deeply makes me whimper and flood my underwear. If she was mine I would always be kissing her and fixated on her cute lips. Sometimes I daydream just about the shape of her lips. Cutest mouth on planet earth, it drives me crazy.

No. 424714

I want to turn a girl into my sex addicted slave, I would train her over the course of a couple of months to serve me and make her cum so much I'd break her mind. She would grind up on me and eat me out before I wake up in the morning because she's so desperate, she would also follow me around the house begging me to make her cum and pay attention to her, to which I would punish her accordingly to make her learn her place.
I'd probably have her locked in a collar 24/7 and make wear a butt plug or some sort of vibrating toy whenever we went out. I'm also really into vampire paddles and cutting, I find blood attractive and romantic, I would probably train my slave to be turned on by pain also and brand her with my name.

No. 424716

>>424714
We're meant to be nonna…

No. 424727

>>424676
i wish someone would think of me in this way, i haven't kissed anyone in such a long time

No. 424754

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My druggie mom molested me for years when I was little. Let a couple of even more fucked up druggie girlfriends touch me. Eventually I was "rescued" and placed with my alcoholic grandma who at least was just passed out most of the time. So much of my identity is being a victim. But I still masturbate to it often. I hate feeling like I'm only a lesbian because of what happened to me, like I can't even have a sexual identity and know it's truly mine. I'm not typically into infatilism or m/lg, I just fantisize I'm a kid again and a loving mother figure comes into my room and takes advantage of me. Fucckkk I hate myself so much.

No. 424758

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My current daily life is quite boring and lonely, but I like to fantasize about what my daily life might look like in a couple years.

I'll have a WFH job where I slack off a lot. I have a very clingy NEET gf with high libido. She'll rarely leave my side more than a meter and clings to me all day while wearing cute feminine clothes, like miniskirts for easy access. We're not morning people and need to have morning sex to start our day. I'll wake up to her eating me out or fingering me, making me orgasm hard. Or vice versa. Throughout the day, we're fucking each other multiple times. I like the idea of teasing her and driving her mad while she's playing games or doing stupid shit online. Like caressing her thighs and slow masturbating her while forcing her to keep playing until she begs me to cum. I also have a kidnapping fetish and will tie her up and pleasure her like crazy. In the evening we cuddle and have sex for hours yet again. We also enjoy spicing things up and sometimes have sex on drugs like weed, psychedelics, MDMA etc.

No. 424761

>>424754 please, don't hate yourself for it, that happens to many people who went through CSA, and if having these fantasies hurt you, you should seek professional help.
Fantasies are supposed to be fun, not something that brings you pain.

No. 424917

I'd love to be used by a cute, meek, soft woman (i picture her with glasses and fluffy long hair, small breasts, simple modest style). She'd be very nervous and pliant during our first dates, whining and giggling when i tease her verbally and physically. I'd savor her embarrassment (she'd be so adorably pathetic at first, panting and asking for release while i edge her) until something snaps within her and she shows me her agressive (maybe even sadistic?) side, making me into her plaything, roughing me up. I have many more ideas (her being an insane woman beneath her allure, physical transformations to symbolize the shift, asking her to be a little more agressive in bed and seeing her turn into such a domme that she goes 'overboard'…)

No. 425100

>>423831
Same, this is fucked up and belongs in the fetishes you’re ashamed of thread but I felt this way while having an ED-ridden bi/les friend group. A mixture of competition and attraction too. Also if a woman is homophobic to me I just get turned on unfortunately
>>424400
speak your truth newfag
>>424758
God this is the dream, I aspire to have this.

No. 425128

i desperately want to know what her pussy smells and looks like. I fantasize about her revealing it to me and letting me put my face in it and smell it like a dog.

No. 425135

I want to rub my wet pussy on her as a way of begging for sex while she playfully withholds. I'd be naked and desperate for her and she'd be clothed still, pretending to do something else. I'd rub my wet pussy on her any exposed skin and beg her to take responsibility for what she does to my body.

No. 425137

>>425128
>>425135
Both of these are so hot and I relate kek, I have a debilitating crush and it sucks so bad. I wish someone would think this about me too.

No. 425149

I have a huge thing for cuteness and love women who are adorable and give me unbearable cuteness aggression but are also kind of slyly sexy. Usually don’t really over-practise femininity like makeup or dress up in a way that appeals to men sexually and are just naturally cute (I think women au naturale is way more attractive anyway) maybe a little bit of a nerdy quiet girl or something. I almost get frustrated if I see her in a short skirt or showing skin because she looks so soft and cute and I want to take her right there but also I can’t stand anyone else looking at my princess this way and I need to protect her. At the same time I feel like a bit of a perv because I want to see her in short skirts and shorts and showing skin and it gets me going way more than it should. If she so much as brushes skin with me it sends my mind to the gutter kek. I feel like a moid for having these feelings especially because it makes me want to grope her and her skin is so soft I just want to touch it. I feel like as a woman I shouldn’t be having these feelings or something. Even showing little bits of skin makes me zone in on it, sometimes even more.
Anyway, I usually dress masc, and the occasional “feminine” fit is for the fashion and quite conservative. I have a fantasy where I imagine she gets the same feelings I do and wants to dote on me for being cute. I’m a little suspicious of it because she wants to see me in pretty clothes that are kind of skimpy and once I try them on and come out of the changing room she immediately pushes me back in because she doesn’t want anyone else to see me. But she gushes about how cute I am and is subtly groping my butt under my skirt and skimming her fingers against my thighs while acting completely innocent about it. I want to feel her getting turned on by me like I do for her and I want her to be perverted for me too.

No. 425391

i need to make out with her and grind on her i want to feel up what she's hiding under those clothes i want to hear what she sounds like when she's liking it… lord please i'm dying and this is the only way for me to keep on living

No. 425500

I want to caress her armpits

No. 425502

I wish we could be giggling learning shibari together. I want to put my hands through her hair, gripping, caressing just hands all over, I love hair and how sensitive it would be.

No. 425653

i LOVE bigger clits and “outie” pussies. maybe i’m biased because i have a bigger clit myself, but i like the idea of rubbing ours together and sucking on it. unfortunately my gf has an innie. i love her regardless but it does make me a little sad.

No. 425873

Need to know what her pussy looks like… I’ve literally never been so obsessed with the idea of genitals kek, like it’s never made me horny before but here I am. I had this wet dream(?) where she was sitting crossed-legged with her vulva exposed and urrrgh. I imagined it to be a dark brown that stands out stark against her very pale skin and her thighs are so thin I feel like everything would be so visible in between. I wanna spread them and I need need need to put my tongue on her and make her writhe. I want to see the view from below as my mouth is on it. God my brain isn’t working

No. 425877

i just want to feed her as much as she would like and see her get more n more chubbier overtime and get excited just from seeing n feeling how big her tummy has gotten(integrate)

No. 425879

>>425877
Kek there are entire forums dedicated to this fetish

No. 425881

>>425879
very true, i guess they appeal to me less due to the mass moid-userbase. there isn’t much of an active lesbian community for it from what i can tell.

No. 425883

I didn’t know there was an equivalent to seeing a vulva get ‘erect’ through underwear but here we are. Will never get that out my brain kek

No. 425942

>>425873
I love high contrast vulvas. I’d go crazy if a woman I was sleeping with had one

No. 425990

I just want to be rich and take care of her. I want her so bad it doesn't even have to be sexual, I just want to be around her, she could have affairs as long as she kept it out of my sight.

No. 426001

I want to be splayed out on some basalt, menstruating and getting my blood all over her face and that big old rock underneath me.

No. 426004

>>426001
Huh. Alright then.

No. 426039

>>426001
Would you accept splayed out on some granite or sandstone or is the nature of the mineral essential to the fantasy?

No. 426185

What if I grabbed a strap on, turned it inside out, penetrated a girl with the didlo and fastened the straps around her waist? Of course I would use a lock and keep the key to myself, she would then be forced to wear the tight strap with a dildo balls deep inside her. This idea is unbelievably hot to me, especially when I think about putting a tight pair of shorts on her and making her go on about her day
Would that even work? My clit is about to explode while thinking of the idea

No. 426189

>>426185
Seems like the only way to find out is to try it on yourself. For science.

No. 426193

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>>426185
I'm about to make your day. The very thing you're describing exists, they're like chastity belts with a dildo on the inside. Being forced or forcing a girl to wear one in public as a punishment is top tier, I especially like it if it's punishment for losing a bet or a game.

No. 426265

>>426193
would this not cause a UTI

No. 426784

This is creepy but I fantasize about stealing her panties and using them to masturbate. I’d touch myself while smelling and rubbing my face on them. I’d probably even sleep with them like a stuffed animal.

No. 426810

>>426784
Oh my god… This is my fantasy too. Or visiting her and walking in on her doing this with a pair of underwear I thought I’d lost. Embarrassing but I really am so obsessed with her that it would take some serious self control to not steal anything dirty of hers, like a sweaty T-shirt too. I hate being a creep

No. 426984

>>426810
I'm glad i'm not alone… I often try to not have this fantasy but I can't help it because oh my god it's one of my biggest fantasies. I want her dirty underwear so bad. I WANT HER DIRTY UNDERWEAR SO BAD. I have issues with fantasizing about mutual desire, i don't really like to picture myself with my crush, so it's so appealing to me because it's a fantasy about being able to worship her body and scent remotely in the privacy of my own room for as long as I want and behave like a retarded animal in heat with no judgement. I think I would be too mortified to be this creepy if I knew this woman irl but she's fortunately (unfortunately?) just a parasocial internet crush

No. 427116

>>426984
Oh no kek, crazy thing is I unfortunately also relate to the parasocial internet crush thing too…
>in the privacy of my own room for as long as I want and behave like a retarded animal in heat with no judgement
I totally get this. Honestly I feel a little ashamed picturing myself with my crush.

No. 427186

I need a woman to sit on my face. I need to feel her put her whole weight on me instead of the awkward squatting and raising one's butt that goes on in regular facesitting. My brain keeps flashing images of a skinny woman my friend, at first doing just this, using my head as furniture as i eat her out and masturbate.

No. 427194

>>427186
braps on you
nothin personnel(integrate)

No. 427207

I really want to have degrading sex with my girlfriend (I'm submissive) but I'm afraid to ask her that and she'll lose respect for me.

No. 427210

>>427207
Things like her calling me degrading names, making me her free-use slut, slapping my face and who knows, maybe even CNC. my girlfriend has no idea that I have these depraved fantasies.

No. 427225

>>427210
my advice is don’t tell her because tbh my pussy would get so dry hearing this request that idk if it would ever re-moisten in your presence again

No. 427270

>>427210
I would like this but would still probably lose respect for you in a different way

No. 427426

>>427210
Wanting her to be rough is one thing, I'm not sure what "free use" and CNC mean to you, though. It's ok to be a bit of a masochist, it depends specifically on what you like. I wouldn't personally lose respect for a girl who liked being talked down to and hit a little, but if she wanted me to beat her or call her a cunt, I'd be turned off.

No. 427448

I wish I could live in a world where all men were replaced with handsome cross dressing females. If someone told me there was an alternate reality device where I could live in a simulation like that, but I'd never be able to come back to the real world, I would probably do it. I am so obsessed with cross dressing women but I can count on one hand the number of them I've ever seen irl. And the amount of those who were actually fashionable and proud about it and took care of themselves, probably zero. I'm tired of living in this boring ass world with no women walking around in men's fashion. Let me in the alternate reality machine, I know the world my soul needs. It's shriveling up more and more every day, it's like a little hardened black raisin at the bottom of the box. If you shake me you can hear it rattling around and clacking into my ribs.

No. 427536

desperately need a conventionally attractive (preferably blonde) girl with internalised homophobia to humiliate me, bonus points if she's also shorter than me and can beat me up physically into a weird mess

No. 427559

Imagining being a medieval peasant and a pretty girl dressed like a prince wooing me…

No. 427659

I fantasize about getting with a girl who is self-conscious about being tall and having a ""masculine"" face and babying her and holding her and kissing her head and telling her how cute and adorable she is
i choose to ignore the fact that this is basically describing the type of woman my mother is… anybody else?

No. 427668

>>426784
>>426984
if i knew my girlfriend was sneaking around and smelling my used panties and masturbating like that, it would make me go feral. i'd lock us up at home and not stop fucking until we were both sore.
i have a huge thing about smells, a girl i dated was obsessed with yoga and cardio and whatever and so she would work out a lot, and the way she would smell afterwards…

No. 427693

has anyone else ever seen a woman like 500x more gorgeous and handsome and cute than anyone else you've ever seen in your life with no comparison and then you can't stop fantasizing about them for the rest of your life even many years later? I can't move on because no one comes even close to how godlike and unique looking she was and we didn't even date and she barely knew I existed. I'm so insane for her I've continuously fought back the urge to literally sculpt a bust of her face in clay because she's god's most perfectly formed creation. I literally close my eyes and fantasize about the shape of her facial features. I know this all sounds shallow but I am at the mercy of her beauty because when I look at or imagine her face my brain feels like it's full of poprocks or fizzy water it's 100% involuntary and it's so intense I feel like her face has exploited some glitch in my brain's programming because i've been insane ever since I first saw her. It's actually too much though because it is almost intolerable the way her face makes my brain feel. I'm never going to have peace again am I.

No. 427698

>>427693
Ah, I relate anon. So much more than you know. Her beauty and handsomeness is a parasite that will live with me forever now.

No. 427703

I need to feel up her fit but feminine butt in her slacks. I want to use her butt as a pillow. I need to grope her through the fabric. I want to poke and squeeze and spank. Those damn long legs, does she have any fucking idea how good she looks in those slacks? Fuck.

No. 427727

>>425149
Everything in this entire post really speaks to me. I need to do this to someone… the thought of someone I like getting flustered because she isn't used to showing much skin and she's wearing a low-cut top that's uncharacteristically feminine-looking drives me crazy. I'd want to feel all over her as much as possible and claw at her like an animal.

No. 428342

>>427536
this but i want to be the one beating her and humiliating her instead. and she has to be taller than me. so maybe not the same actually lol. she is a conventionally attractive blonde with internalized homophobia in my fantasies too though

No. 428525

Please come back, I need you

No. 428740

I was waiting for Lolcow to come back up just to post about how laughably horny I've been. Normally I consider myself to be the more sexually dominant participant but lately I've been so desperate to be pinned down and brutally fingered, then strapped until I'm fucked raw. I don't know why. But god I want it so bad.

No. 428762

>>428740
>then strapped until I'm fucked raw
Huh?

No. 428774

>>428762
Nta but are you trying to stir shit or just retarded?

No. 428807

>>428774
Fucked raw sounds retarded in this context

No. 428894

>>428807
Not trying to be rude but are you ESL perhaps? Anons not saying she wants to be fucked without a condom, she means fucked until she's raw.

No. 428907

I’ve been so depressed and suicidal and the only thing that’s remedied it is masturbating to the idea of her doing some kinda fucked up stuff to me. I’d feel bad to say it here (the fetishes you’re ashamed of thread would work better but it’s very straight) so I won’t but I’ve never came harder in my life, it’s so weird. I think I’m a cuck though, I’ve been sobbing and crying while getting off because I’m a virgin but she has oral herpes and is probably eating a different pussy and sucking dick every weekend, ugh. I hate hot people.

No. 428909

>>428907
PLEASE share it in the fetishes you're ashamed of thread. the suspense is killing me.

No. 428979

My clit is hard and all I want is to lazily pull at her labia minora with my lips while she reads and hmms contentedly

No. 428998

I just want to cuddle on the sofa half-asleep watching movies or garbage TV with a woman while she playfully bites me and feels around my hips

No. 429032

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I need a degen woman’s clit in my mouth I can’t take this shit anymore I need to watch her groan and arch her back trying to hold back having an orgasm only for it to be futile as she literally creams on my face. Fuckkk me dude. I love when women are sensitive and when their clit is engorged, the slightest touch putting her over the edge.
this is also a really weird one but nonnas stay with me. women who are on t but only for a month or two before their body starts to change too much, but have a high sex drive? And I don’t necessarily mean TIFs (I’m not really attracted to them) but women who for whatever reason (bodybuilding, health, etc) need to take a certain amount of testosterone for a short period of time. Fuck idk if i just have a weird transformation kink but the idea of a woman waking up with a high sex drive and being unable to ignore it anymore just turns me on so so much. After that point i feel like they’d just become too masculinised for my liking but oh lord. Especially if nobody else knows but her?? AND she suddenly is finding herself attracted to women too? God. I can’t be alone in this or maybe i am

No. 429052

I had a coworker who was a few years younger than me and found out we had a lot of stuff in common. We would jokingly flirt with one another that I ended up having a little bit of a crush on her that I did have sexual fantasies about her and constantly imagined eating her out, fingering her and just wanting to fuck her so bad….

No. 429332

>>429032
>woman waking up with a high sex drive and being unable to ignore it anymore just turns me on so so much
Yes!!! I feel this would be an invitation to tease her until she snaps and starts using me for her pleasure. I get off just imagining a woman's slow ascent into a sex-crazed state, day by day, seeing her try to fight against it until she's so sensitive she comes from the slightest touch or becomes unusually agressive/passive from her sex drive boost.
Did you watch Love Lies Bleeding? It's a lesbian romance between a roided lesbian bodybuilder (really pretty) and a sleep deprived Kristen Stewart. The sex scenes are great and there are couple scenes where her body pulses because of her 'transformation' from taking T, those really got to me. I've always had a thing for muscular women but this really cemented it.

No. 429349

I FUCKING. HATE BEING HORNY. I don’t even know how to voice my thoughts. I’m thinking about things I’ve never even thought before. I feel like a complete slut kek
>>429032
Ugh I witnessed this kind of firsthand. Unfortunately she went from lesbian (whole life, since middle school) to bi on T so it’s more like she began feeling attracted to men, not the opposite. But seeing her not being able to deal with the different libido was… hot, even though I didn’t get to experience it lol, she was already horny 24/7 before. Said that it didn’t actually change how “horny” she was, the physical urges just became difficult to ignore/control when she was. She wouldn’t shut up about sex and got flustered way too easily. Was kind of torture for me (sexually).

No. 429381

I want to trib so hard until our labias fuse together and our vaginas get sucked into each other like suction cups, and then we get joined together like that forever until we die, and have to live the rest of our lives as vaginal siamese twins.

No. 429433

The only thing getting me horny past couple weeks is this coomer ass fantasy, but I get so wet so quick thinking about it. I imagine my friends organize a sleepover, we're all women and it's been such a long while since we got together like that. I come wearing the skimpiest clothing ever because I wanted to feel cute, and it would be just us girls, but then I get nervous in front of them, and they reassure me that I look super cute and pretty and how my body is so soft and they all fondle and touch me and try to make me comfortable that there's no reason to feel nervous or shy, we're all girls here and tell me how cute my boobs, my stomach etc look. And as I get more relaxed around them, there are a couple of nipslip accidents so they convince me to take off all my clothes and just stay naked because I'd look so much more cuter and they keep touching me and kissing me to make me feel less self-conscious. After that, I'm just hanging out with them completely naked, kek. One of them makes me sit on her lap like that, while we're just having casual conversation, and keeps fondling and caressing me that I get wet and leave a wet patch on her pajamas, she notices it and acts clueless like "nonna, do you want to go pee? why didn't you tell me?" and I have to tell her panicked it's not pee, that I got wet and she's like "Why didn't you tell me before?" and starts fingering me, while the other girls coo about how cute I look and how I definitely only came here to get fucked. Then I kill myself.

No. 429521

There’s this spot really deep inside me that makes me cum, and it’s totally out of my control. I fantasize about her strapping me and finding that spot and I warn her it will make me cum, and once she realizes I was telling the truth her sadist side comes out and she just keeps hitting it while looking down on be with evil eyes. I basically enter a state of endless orgasm and am crying from being overwhelmed, she’d lick my tears and keep going until I pass out. Then I imagine her so turned on that she takes off the strap and masturbates intensely, and I’m passed out so she wouldn’t control her sounds at all. I’d come to in the middle of this and pretend to still be asleep until right as she’s about to finish, then I’d pounce on her and lick her pussy like an insane woman.

No. 429527

>>429433
This turned me on so badly holy shit It’s crazy because I’ve thought about the wet spot thing too. Once I liked someone so much I got so insanely wet whenever I was around them it was crazy. I left a smear on my seat one time since I was wearing a short skirt and it soaked completely through my underwear. I was so scared she would notice but at the same time I kind of wanted her to see how she gets me lol… even if it were embarrassing.
I have a lot of sleepover fantasies too, especially with friend groups. That kind of coy faux-innocence with sexual undertones really gets me. And honestly, it feels a little… common? Kek maybe it’s my batch of friend groups but sometimes there’s really no need to get that skimpily clothed or to be that touchy, it’s like this suppressed mass horniness that we’re pretending to not notice. It’s this kind of coquettish, cat-in-heat, slightly arching the back sort of behaviour. Even the straight girls start acting differently and suddenly they’re cuddling up to you and trying to caress you.
>while the other girls coo about how cute I look and how I definitely only came here to get fucked
God the way I’ve had this exact fantasy. Just a bunch of us crowding around one of us doting on her saying she looks so cute but honestly even being mildly objectifying, and kind of perverted about it. And then once it escalates everyone’s cooing about how cute the faces she makes when she’s touched are and how she must have really wanted this etc. Teasing her and telling her how soft her skin is while spreading her thighs wider apart. Starting to grope her under her shirt. I imagine this either being me or this really cute girl I know with these soft features and lovely thighs kek, which I’ve only seen once and I can’t get out of my head since she usually covers up god I sound like a perv sorry. But I bet she’s absolutely the type to struggle to keep quiet and get all whiny and needy. Nona I hate you because now I’m horny in the afternoon.

No. 429532

>>429433
>>429527
I’m so glad I’m not the only who has an unhealthy desire to sexualize innocent sleepovers

No. 429564

>>429527
Nonna you get it exactly. I feel less insane now.
>It’s this kind of coquettish, cat-in-heat, slightly arching the back sort of behaviour.
>honestly even being mildly objectifying, and kind of perverted about it.
Ugh, exactly. Fantasizing about it getting heavier and escalating gets me so horny. Something about that setting really makes it.
Kek, nonna, and now I'M horny because of you

No. 429596

Has anyone ever had this insane sexual attraction with someone, to the point that there’s always a thick tension between you? I think I’m going crazy. It’s like when I’m around her all rationality goes out the window and I want to pounce on her. The tension just builds the longer we’re around each other, the deep eye contact feels like something has been lit inside of me, and the more we pretend it’s not there the heavier it gets, oh my god it’s unbearable. I feel like an animal.

No. 429599

>>429596
are you already in a relationship

No. 429745

>>429596
Say more nonny. Secret friend crush? Coworker? Girl at the coffee shop? Because if it's just a friend, don't let your dreams be dreams

No. 429938

>>429332
>i get off just imagining a woman's slow ascent into a sex-crazed state, day by day, seeing her try to fight against it until she's so sensitive she comes from the slightest touch or becomes unusually agressive/passive from her sex drive boost.
yesss exactly. I’m so glad you see the vision too. The idea of women actively craving sex from other women in a carnal sort of way really turns me on.
>have you watched my love lies bleeding
Yes I have and I will say that it absolutely fed into this a great bit kek. I’ve always liked muscular women as well, and that combined with the kind of transformation she was having because of her bodybuilding show at the end of the movie was the cherry on top

No. 430121

>>421353
Nona… are you me?
I also have a weird breastmilk sharing fetish (don’t ask) and I want us to mutually pump milk into each other’s mammary glands.

No. 430145

>>430121
> I want us to mutually pump milk into each other’s mammary glands.
..How???

No. 430164

>>430145
I already said don’t ask… it’s not supposed to make sense that’s why it’s a fetish/fantasy

No. 430174

I want a woman to get me pregnant and then I want her to milk me.

No. 430186

>>430174
>I want a woman to get me pregnant
how

No. 430187

>>430186
NTA but my life gets more miserable everytime I remember my wife can't get me pregnant. I also hate trannies for ruining this fetish, no lesbians don't want your "girl dick" breeding asshole

No. 430199

>>430187
Reminds me, when I ovulate I start fantasizing about getting her embryo implanted and carrying her baby. Retarded monkey brain finds a way.

No. 430203

>>430199
i thought it was just me. I used to have pregnancy fantasies about getting knocked up hard by another woman and giving birth to our beautiful babies that had both our features lmao

No. 430210

>>430203
I'm super into the pregnancy itself, having your body permanetly changed by another person & your tummy and baby being like carrying a huge signboard 24/7 so everyone knows who owns you

No. 430214

>>430199
>>430203
SAME. Except mine’s just a mix of mutual impregnation and a bit of >>429381 (which is when impregnation happens)

No. 430230

>>430210
>who owns you
god I’m sorry but I know so many straight people that think like this and… I definitely have a visceral reaction. those breeding fetishisers. shiver
the actual reproducing thing isn’t weird to me, it would be cool if our biology had evolved to allow embryos to fuse or something, then again if it happened during tribbing we’d have to actual use those dental dams or something… yeah no i’m find, i don’t want kids anyway

No. 430233

>>430230
Who cares

No. 430243

>>430230
I think you're overthinking it. First off we are not one of these straight people, and second one of them gets pregnant by scissoring thanks to our vaginas' lube or something. Baby also magically disappears when we had enough pregnancy fun or one of us turns into a chicken and just lets out an unfertilised egg kek
This is the fantasy thread, not everything has to make sense/be doable in real life. They're called fantasies for a reason.

No. 430252

I want a butch to take care of me and I can be fully submissive to her and never have to work and she hates everyone except for me and buys me gothic clothing and stuff all the time and we go travel together and never have children and and

No. 430257

>>430243
Kek I’m just contributing to the conversation, it’s my musings, not serious. I don’t know where you saw me trying to tell you it’s not doable either, I also said that it would be cool if we could reproduce… Some of you either don’t read or are so focused on potential infighting that you start infighting yourselves. But whatever.

No. 430263

>>430257
My bad, it just read as negative for no reason. I guess the constant infighting over /ot/ & random people coming to the lesbian threads to call us names got into me and thought you wanted to start something.

No. 430264

This is a bit coomerish, but I get off imagining I go to the gynecologist for a checkup, and she's really hot and I get nervous and can't stay up, so she ties me to the stretcher and I get extremely wet so she starts teasing me and touching me, and I get so so wet she can fist me under the disguise of medical checkup. I know it's a bit weird but I have a thing for middle aged, blonde doctors. Sue me.

No. 430405

I don't care if it's cringe, it makes me so wet when my fiancee comes home smelling of some other woman's perfume.

>>430264
This is the coomer thread. If it wasn't coomerish it would be out of place.

No. 430420

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The woman I am obsessed with, I wish I could watch her all the time. Every tiny thing she does is interesting to me. She is so odd looking but in a way that fascinates me. I’ve never seen a woman like her before. I’m not even sure what this feeling is. I wish I was an alien so I could beam her up in my spaceship and observe how she interacts with the space I made for her. But I wouldn’t do that because she would be scared and probably cry. That would be too sad. Maybe instead I would send a tiny invisible drone (alien technology) to accompany her in her daily life so I could watch her without disturbing her. This is not a creeper fantasy because I’m not waiting around to see her naked or anything I’m not getting off on it. But you might say then does it belong in this thread? Fair question. But I ask where else would I put this. I want to watch her sleep. The drone would also need a microphone so I could hover really near her nose and listen to her cute breathing.

No. 430433

>>430420
Every so often I read a post in this thread and go, “Yeah that’s another one for the Female Fantasies hall of fame”

No. 430434

>>430433
(Samefagging, I definitely feel this way about the woman I like. I just want to observe her. I’m probably weird for it but I find little things like the way people eat entertaining or the way someone scratches their nose hilarious. I would giggle throughout most of it because I find her so cute.)

No. 430455

>>430420
This is so cute and hilarious kek.

No. 430488

>>430186
It's a fantasy i dont know by magic or something. I wanna carry her egg in my own womb.

No. 430492

>>430186
If you're a Blonde then you ought to find a Brunette and marry her.

No. 430685

i want to go down on a woman and suck the blood out of her like a jelly donut. i've posted this on the other ib but the excision scene was really hot, i'd find it adorable if i found out someone meticulously planned ahead to get me to eat her out on her period…

No. 430699

Being in a previous time where there are foreign powers up to no good and having a meeting in an empty place with a woman of the enemy nation. It comes out of nowhere, and you’re kind of giving each other looks but not knowing a clue what the other is saying, with unanswered questions and amusingly insulting each other. We realise we know a few simple bits and pieces from each others’ languages due to having had occasional interactions with others of that nation. I imagine this woman is an aristocrat who kind of talks down to me, in a position of power but at home is probably stifled for being a woman, seems tomboyish for a lady, and I get the sense she’s trying to waste time here with me. It’s clear to me she wouldn’t act this uninhibited around her family and associates. In broken communication and gestures some things are conversed, with a couple of slurs from each of our languages tossed in here and there, of which I glower at and she scoffs at. And I’m kind of torn, because she’s very beautiful and yet I find her handsome, and yet still I see the delicate Lady who men must give anything to marry. She’s the prettiest person I’ve ever seen, and this feeling kind of worms its way into my head and curls around the medulla in a way that feels uncomfortable. Looking at her, I would experience a feeling so alienly assertive like some sort of suppressed delayed puberty, all the feelings rushing into me. At some point she pulls out an adorned knife, engraved or something. She would push me down with no resistance slowly to the ground with the blade toward my neck. Even though she’s forcing me either way, I know her eyes are asking me without her volition, and I already knew what sick thing she wants much faster than would a sinless mind could expect another woman. And at this point I fully switch out of my full-time act with myself, yielding fully and looking at her straight in the eye. I would say a full sentence then, knowing she wouldn’t understand. She would say the word in her language I know for “What?” and I tell her again that she’s a perverse sinner, and I look her straight in the eye, and it’s clear that I’m just waiting. Her gaze lingers and then she presses against me, any doubt that could have existed about the nature of this all evicted. She would be pressing up against me and when she starts pressing harder I can tell it’s my pelvis she’s pushing against and I’m overwhelmed at the pressure that’s on my vulva. Holding me there for a while I can see the lust in her eyes, and as she starts touching my body under my clothes I would think about how depraved she does it, how lingering she’s touching me, anyway yeah we fuck and by the way she’s touching me I know she’s given women pleasure before, and then we’re tribbing out in the open jesus christ this fantasy was long sorry I didn’t expect to write a fanfiction This is embarrassingly based on this really pretty GNC girl I know

No. 430700

>>430699
So embarrassed I’m the only retard that writes long fantasies like this

No. 430713

>>430699
Nona you have NO business writing enemies to lovers hatesex smut here… fuck now I’m horny fuck you

No. 430747

>>430699 Splendid bit of reading!

No. 430872

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I want my cute physics teacher to take me to her office and kiss me with her hands on my waist. I want her to start flirting with me in class while all the idiot males in my class are oblivious to our obvious chemistry. I want her to put her hand on my shoulder as she helps me answer a question, and lean into me as she writes on my notes. I want her to touch my ass as she stands by the door when I enter and exit the room. I want her to fondle my pussy through my clothes when I go up to her desk to talk to her. I want to get to her classes early and have her make me nearly cum, then edge me all lesson by brushing up against me. I want to stay after class and have her undress me and tell me I have a gorgeous body and then make me give her head. fuck nonnas, im so wet.

No. 430884

>>430872
>teacher
How old are you? You mean professor, right?
Having sex with a professor is hot. You get to be praised by an older woman in a position of authority and gently guided by someone smart and confident.

No. 430892

>>430884
No I mean teacher, I’m 18, in my final year of school. Sorry for ruining lolcow by being a cringe gen z blah blah

No. 430901

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>>430699
This is so much better than the Sylvanas x Tyrande fic I read the other day

No. 430949

Am I the only weirdo here who has a same-sex bodyfusion fetish/fantasy?
I hate how the most intimate way for a woman to have sex is with a moid becaue PIV. I wish there’s a way for 2 women to be even more intimate with each other than that, like holding each other and pressing so hard until our bodies fuse to become one, and I get to read all her thoughts and feel all her emotions and she can do the same to me as well. Our senses are aligned and I can see what she sees, feel what she touches, hear what she hears, and vice versa etc. Every time our hearts pump they pump blood into the other. We’d be like 2 minds sharing one singular clump of flesh fused by love and lust. Every second spent in this state is in a state of mutual euphoria and orgasm. Okay nvm I just read everything I typed I’m definitely a weirdo kek.

No. 430951

I want to be degraded by a woman so bad. It's not even funny how I would be fixed if there was a woman to push me down and fuck me with her fingers, making fun of how I sound when I cum, just someone that can break my rude personality into a wet shaking mess. I can be so uptight and cold, I'm just waiting for the right woman who can break my facade and watch me beg to eat her pussy or choke on her fingers. I wish I had a gf to make me do embarrassing things like wear shorter shirts or tighter shirts, or grope me when we're out in public when nobody is looking. I think that's when I could die in peace.

No. 430962

>>430872
Your picrel looks good in those slacks. I love women that look good in slacks. It borders on a fetish for me.

No. 430967

>>430949
>I wish there’s a way for 2 women to be even more intimate with each other than that
heterosexuals can never experience simultaneous dual penetration nonny, we're blessed. you can fuck your gf in the pussy while she also fucks you in the pussy at the same and you can fit a little tribbing while you're at it. lesbians can do penetration better then hets ever could, lets be real

No. 431009

>>430967
Yeah, but I can’t feel what the dildo is feeling. Your point would make sense if we had the technology to connect our clitorial nerve endings to dildos, and even then it’s still not as intimate as PIV because the dildo is a prosthetic and not a part of a woman’s body.

No. 431047

>>430949
I see where you're coming from, this is beautiful.

No. 431078

>>431009
When I tried PIV it did not feel intimate to me kek, so I always feel confused when anons say this. I get it though, I want to fuse with another woman.

No. 431085

>>430884
I'm ESL-chan and I had no idea there was a difference between these two until I saw your post and looked it up, now I wonder how other people perceived me when I talked to them about my studies kek

No. 431087

>>430949
pretty valid fantasy nona, not weird at all imo
bodyplay is very common among women imho, fusing into your lover is something plenty of girls think about. the weird ones are those psychos that go one step beyond and fantasize about skinning their partner and wearing their partner's skin as a bodysuit so they can feel more 'closer' to them. ive seen plenty of this on tumblr back in the olden days kek especially when goth/emo was still trendy back then

No. 431170

Sorry this isn't sexual but I think it would be so hot and cute if I was with a stud/butch/masc, even stem, woman who's pretty masculine in style but wears some feminine perfume instead of cologne. For some reason it would just be so attractive to me. Like woah, is that Delina Exclusif I smell?

No. 431177

i don't know if i have feelings for her or not, we're both suicidal and i want to kiss her and treasure her before we kill ourselves

No. 431186

>>430949
I've kind of seen something like this before but mostly in weird fetish art where two women fuse together into like a strange amalgam of the two, your concept seems a lot more sweet then that. Wanting to be emotionally and physically one with your partner isn't anything to be ashamed of at all

No. 431193

>>431177
me but I do have feelings for her.

No. 431266

Why are people writing essays on here kek
I just wanna trib and rub boobies with another girl

No. 431268

>>431266
The bishits are posting again…(infight bait)

No. 431274

>>431268
Here this retard goes again…

No. 431275

>>431268
What's your gold standard for lesbian fantasies, bishitchan?
>>430949
Beautiful

No. 431284

>>431275
bishitchan = yuripedo, so you may not want her to answer that question.

No. 431286

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I have a foot fetish and I'm also attracted to the shame that comes with it. I kind of love being perceived as like slightly creepy for the weird shit I like. I imagine myself being shamed by a group of more socially well-off women, being kicked and stuff, that or having their feet shoved in my face. I just love the shame that comes with certain things. I remember that when I was a teen, girls would ask me to do things for them (like short errands) because they knew that they looked good and that I was gay. I kind of liked it. so since that, having a lower social status and being manipulated by women with higher ones is just something I'm attracted to for some reason

No. 431288

I desperately want to share an insertable toy with her. Like, as in, she uses it until she gets super wet and the toy is hot from being inside her body and covered in her wetness, then I put it in myself. It's totally psychological but it would make me so horny and quick to cum knowing her arousal lubrication (why is there no sexy word for this kek) is inside me coating the inside of my vagina and mixing with mine.

>>431286
I like women's feet too. When she shows the bottoms of her feet in natural sexual poses it really turns me on. I actually don't know why. it's not a humiliation or dom/sub thing for me. I just see the bottoms of her feet and it makes my brain go crazy at how cute it is. It makes me want to ravish her.

No. 431290

>>431288
>she uses it until she gets super wet and the toy is hot from being inside her body and covered in her wetness, then I put it in myself
just saw an amateur couple do something like this on the hub yesterday (yes im a degenerate moid-brained addict, sue me)

No. 431291

I always had a long-time fantasy of being strapped onto a fuck machine while a bunch of woman watch me cum uncontrollably. I wish I lived in a world with only women because I’d be such a shameless and unapolagetic whore. I only want to pleasure women for the rest of my life, just being seen as a toy to play with.

No. 431293

I want her to sit on my lap in just her underwear and pee on me while i'm fully clothed. I'd invite her to do it and ask her to narrate the experience. Like for example sitting on me and concentrating, then telling me when her pee is about to come, announcing bashfully when it starts, if she stops a little early, telling me "ah, i just have a little more" before concentrating again and finishing… feeling the hot wetness spread over my lap and get absorbed by the fabric of my pants… holding her with my arms around her torso and our heads next to each other…just writing this out made my clit hard and throbby. This might be something that's only hot in fantasy but damn the fantasy is so good. It's dumb because it doesn't even escalate to sex in the fantasy, just the act of her peeing on me is what I get off to. Ugh I need to get off now.

No. 431300

>>431293
What about pee makes you get off? Do you have a fluid fetish? Or are you interested in her peeing in your vagina?

No. 431310

>>431300
Idk, i think it's the vulnerability and trust, and the slight embarrassment, and the heat. It wasn't clear in my post but I meant sitting on my lap facing me so I can cuddle her while she does it. But I also like the visual, especially imagining a woman peeing in the squatting position, like how some countries do, and watching little drips drip from her labia minora when she's done (which always looks so puffy and delicious in this position) and getting to gently pat her dry…
and to your spoiler, NOOOO. I don't want pee inside me in any way. External only!!!!

No. 431316

>>431286
Are you me? Women have mentioned my fetish and male footfaggotry in the same breath, which i found mortifying and not arousing (probably the moid parallel). Being playfully treated like a creep by a woman i love on the other hand…? It'd probably ruin me. Even better if we have a similar set of weird preferences, implying that it's okay for her but disgusting for me, using first-hand knowledge of our fetishes against me… I'd love to be on the other end of this dynamic too, asking her to detail her most shameful fantasies, demanding she plays with herself as she spells them out, watching her vulva and clit swell then pulsate from the mix of arousal and embarrassment..

No. 431346

>>431266
This. I’m also a simple woman.
Eat pussy, trib pussy.
Suck titties, rub titties.
That’s all I need :)(emoji)

No. 431368

>>431293
See when it comes to fetishes like this I always find them crazy kek, then I imagine them with the girl I am enrapturingly obsessed with and they’re suddenly so hot. It’s like I have every fetish in existence for her.

No. 431370

>>431316
>I'd love to be on the other end of this dynamic too, asking her to detail her most shameful fantasies, demanding she plays with herself as she spells them out, watching her vulva and clit swell then pulsate from the mix of arousal and embarrassment..
Aghh I have to samefag here, I always imagine this. Something about us sharing fantasies and getting worked up about it while pretending we’re not aroused.

No. 431406

>>431346
Beautiful haiku

No. 431464

>>431291
ohhhh, i need you

No. 431470

>>430210
Yes, I want my girlfriend to get me pregnant.
If it were possible to get pregnant with other women, I would be a breeder, i would carry the babies of many lesbians inside me.

No. 431534

>>431368
The true /fetishes you're ashamed of/ is everything I'd let happen to me or participate in for my wife. The list of things I'd refuse to do is embarrassingly slim. I think if the girl I liked was pisslap-chan I'd be happy to be the only woman on earth willing to indulge her. I'd probably pull manipulation tactics and make her think no one else would ever want to do it.

No. 431541

>>431310
I really wish I didn’t unspoiler that.

No. 431581

I’m so sexually frustrated. I hate being a virgin. And my crush is so hot. I don’t know what to do with myself ugh this is so embarrassing but I was listening to a song Venus as a Boy by Björk and it’s straight but it fits the girl I want so bad that I couldn’t stop imagining things about her to that song. Since I’ve never experienced it I have this extreme fixation on how it must feel to have someone orally stimulate you. Mustn’t it be so overwhelming? I’m so overly sensitive and my thighs shake when I even fantasise about her doing it I think I’d lose control completely. But I just can’t I absolutely cannot comprehend how good someone’s tongue must feel on your clit, like the moment it touches must send a zing through you. She’d look so so so good between my legs… and I find her mouth is so erotic, it would look so dirty. I found the song on her playlist too, I guess I want her to explore the taste of my arousal kek. Sorry, I suppose this was just a sexual vent

No. 431593

>>431534
Same, kek. I'm obsessed with women's fantasies, even the ones I can't relate to, even the ones about males. Hearing what turns a woman on is insanely hot to me, I love imagining her face as she types up or illustrates her desires, thinking about whether she got off afterwards. When >>431293 posted I immediately imagined what it would be like to find evidence of her fantasies or hear her shamefully whisper them to me and what it would be like to indulge a woman in her kinks in that way… I'd probably pretend to be embarrassed and shy but secretly 100% willing.

No. 431626

>>431370
My favorite kind of flirting… Haha we are simply discussing sex like adults! Why are we laughing nervously? Why does it feels like our pupils are lasers that could melt metal when our eyes meet?
>>431593
Sameee i get worked up from that other shameful fetish thread on a regular basis

No. 431937

Ok so… I used to fuck a lot of women. I can't talk about it now because I'm probably gonna get married but I used to do it and I used to be GOOD dammit.
I feel terrible typing this -moidlike- but also I'm proud of myself? Such a weird feeling.
I feel like I was blessedby the godesses to be able to do that during my teens and twenties. Some of them were really, really beautiful. As in, model-beautiful. Movie star-beautiful. I actually can't believe that shit happened.
Anyway, we've gotten older and many -if not most- of them were bi and started having babies and shit which got me thinking about how it happened and me being in there, and now it kind of makes me insane that I can't get my girlfriend pregnant, that I didn't have to have pregnancy-scares with any of these women idk. I fucking want a woman to come and shyly tell me that I got her pregnant.
Idk why it's so hot to me.
My gf being bi and having gotten pregnant before doesn't help because I keep picturing it. I feel like a crazy animal.

I think I'd be a horrible fuckboy if I was male. Thankfully I'm not. sigh

…But if I could genderbend for ONE day I know exactly what I'd do with my girlfriend…(learn2integrate)

No. 431958

>>431937
Your whole post reeks of a fantasy written by a moid/troon kek.

No. 431962

>>431958
I think she's just a retarded newfag

No. 432063

>>431937
This is an announcement to all pregnancy-chans itt: IVF is possible between two women and will only get cheaper in the future. You CAN get that girl pregnant. I'm sure the method will become easy enough for people to do at home, too.

No. 432091

>>432063
the method of removing an egg from a woman? and growing an embryo in culture in a lab? at home? people will be doing this at home? with their home transvaginal ultrasounds and ikea embryo culture incubators?

No. 432093

I NEED TO IMPREGNATE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!

No. 432154

i keep fantasizing about a bookish, well-spoken lesbian inviting me over for drinks and it ending up with her bending me over a table and fucking me with her fingers. god i just want a woman to dominate me sooo badly, especially one whose smart and bespectacled.

No. 432160

It's a very tame fantasy, but I always fantasize about holding hands during sex. I think it's cute in any position, like if I'm on my stomach she's pushing me down on the mattress with one hand and holding my other. Or when she's eating me out and I'm about to come I make grabby hands in the air with my free hand until she holds it. Or if I'm grinding against her thigh I have an arm round her shoulders and I'm clutching her hand with my free one. I think I like the idea of feeling overwhelmed with pleasure and holding her hand to try and ground me. Plus I think the juxtaposition between sex and something so innocent like handholding is really sweet. I'm vanilla I know.

No. 432161

>>432063
Not the same, you're still carrying some moid's sperm. There is nothing more cucked for a lesbian couple than getting an IVF and raising another man's child.

No. 432173

>>432160
>Or when she's eating me out and I'm about to come I make grabby hands in the air with my free hand until she holds it
Cutest post ITT

No. 432212

>>432161
Idc I want to grow her baby and have her DNA inside me

No. 432295

>>432161
EXACTLY thank you I don't want to use some moid's sperm for.. anything really.

No. 432297

>>431958
Nah I'm an actual femoid I'm just a newfag from a very "progressive" background. Imagine irl skins. And still so many unfullfilled fantasies. Anyways

No. 432318

>>432161
>>432295
While I agree with you, you're not understanding. Women's bone marrow and egg cells can be turned into sperm and fertilized with a woman's egg to make biological babies between two women. The dream is real.

No. 432320

>>432160
Double posting sorry but I have such a thing for hands. I like the idea of me tribbing her or grinding on her and grabbing her hands so I can place them on my cheeks and make her cup my face. Or maybe she's running her hands through my hair after we've both come and I'm snuggling closer and headbutting her gently like a cat. Also when we're out in public, the idea of her squeezing the back of my neck just a little, I swear I get instantly wet just thinking about it. I think if she did it right my knees would actually buckle, then she could tease me about how easy I am. I usually like masc women but I think this fantasy is really hot with a woman who has French tips and dainty rings, the contrast is so hot to me.
I've also had this fantasy forever of kneeling at a woman's feet and resting my head on her thigh. Before I eat her out, she has her legs spread and I'm resting my cheek against the soft inside of her thigh and smiling up at her adoringly. Maybe I kiss her stretch marks (I find stretch marks really cute). Extra points if she's a businesswoman and I'm eating her out while she takes calls, maybe if she gets frustrated she starts talking louder and pulls me closer to her by the hair so I can barely breathe. I dream of humping her leg while she mocks me for being so desperate, panting and hiding my face in her leg as I come. While she pets my hair obviously kek. Or falling asleep while slumped against her knee, me sitting on the rug while she sits on the couch. It's so specific and I have no idea where this fantasy came from, I've dreamt of it for years.

No. 432423

All this hand-holding talk is making me think of tightly holding each other’s hands while we both reach that magical simultaneous orgasm with pure eye contact, not looking away until the last second where our eyes kind of roll back and we’re shaking like crazy.

No. 432433

>>431193
nvm i realized i might have feelings for her

i really want to experience one of those nights with her where you just find everything funny and do retarded shit, watch trash series and movies, some flirting and kissing here and there. fuck i can only dream

No. 432439

someone please convince me that lesbo relationships aren't always doomed

No. 432449

>>432439
i'm mentally challenged this was meant for the other thread pls disregard

No. 432461

>>432439
I've always felt like lesbian couples were less doomed compared to gay male counterparts despite being significantly smaller in numbers. They seem to get it together a lot later in life.

No. 432621

>>432439
why would you post this in this thread

No. 432629

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Still thinking of a beautiful woman over 6'0 with big hands holding me down, being rough with me.

No. 432646

I need a beautiful woman to undress me and carefully pick apart my every flaw and then kiss me gently

No. 432674

I fantasize about losing my virginity to a hypothetical woman who is about 10 years older than me who guides me through what to do. How to touch her, how to touch myself, telling me and showing me everything I should know. When she sees how aroused I am from just the simplest of touches, it makes her smirk because she can tell how much I’ve been craving this. The whole time she’s just very gentle with me and moves slowly so that I can be properly guided through how sex works. Side note but I fetishize my own virginity to such a level that it makes me not want to lose it IRL. I know virginity is a construct blah blah but nearly all my fantasies revolve around that aspect of myself. I feel like if I had any sexual experience, it would make these fantasies no longer work. That scares me.

No. 432687

i want to hug and kiss her so bad im gonna explode into confetti

No. 432764

>>430949
>>429381
>>430121
Holy fuck, my ideal fantasy is basically a combination of all 3 of these kek.

No. 432788

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>>432687
Just like me

No. 433173

I will never not be devastated to my core that I can’t put my clit in her vagina. It actually drives me insane in frustration.

No. 433259

>>433173
I feel you nonnie.
Sometimes I envy hyenas.

No. 433756

i want to lay in the same bed with her and just hug her as we fall asleep, shes the only person who i love. i sometimes wish and dream about us being the only two to exist together in the whole world

No. 433766

I need to strap her while she’s on all fours and admire the view. Kiss her all along her spine. I want her to come undone and hear her lose control. Maybe there could be a mirror in front of us so we can make eye contact while I’m doing it. I literally work out for this sole reason, I want the core strength to give a woman the time of her life whether it be strapping or tribbing kek In all honestly I have this urge to show up a woman’s previous experiences when it comes to sex, especially if she’s bisexual, like yes sweetheart let me show you how much more attention I can give to your pleasure compared to anyone else.

No. 433841

I've accepted I have a thing for legs and feet a long time ago but sometimes I can't stop thinking about it. The thought of worshipping a woman's feet and having her rub hers on my vulva drive me crazy. It's so benign but I'm weirdly embarrassed by it anyway, not even my ex girlfriend knew and I worry how I'd tell my next girlfriend.

No. 433848

>>433766
hi, it's me. i'm her (i wish)

No. 434049

>>433841
I understand, I recently accepted this about myself too. I love seeing the bottoms of her feet during sex, it makes me crazy because it is so cute.

No. 434060

My fantasy is not really sexual, but I have a huge thing for enemies to lovers stories. Bonus points if it’s lovers to enemies and back to lovers again. Extra bonus points if it’s from enemies born from liking the same moid but then in the end shafts him and the 2 heroines get with each other and live happily ever after.

No. 434119

>>432154
samefag, somehow by the grace of god i've managed to find this exact kind of woman. she's so fucking hot and i get so wet whenever we sext. i've never been this down bad for a sexting partner before. i want so badly to close the distance between us and actually make love to her, i want her to tie me up and tease me and fuck my face. i want her to use me, make me eat her out for hours, leave me a dripping wet mess. she calls me "pet" and i'm surprised by how hot it is to me, and now i've been fantasizing about collar and leash stuff. i want her to yank on it whenever she's close, or to pull me in while she commands me to do things to her. fuckkk i'm so horny for her

No. 434137

>>434119
You sound adorable, if I were her I'd leash you and make you eat my pussy under the desk while I work

No. 434232

>>434137
you don't have to be her to make me do that, nonna…

No. 434237

>>430420 Nona please I beg you keep going, this is so cute

No. 434408

My dirtiest fantasy is that if there were only women in the world I would probably be a prostitute. I would live to please other women while having sex with dozens of women a week.

No. 434411


No. 434418

>>430420
I'm obsessed with how your mind works. You sound really sweet.

No. 434445

i love mean/ more assertive women that switch up, lets hate each other and also fuck. i think this one girl years ago awakened this in me. we hated each other but shed always make out with me in private.

No. 434453

>>434445
>we hated each other but shed always make out with me in private
that is literally so fucking hot nonnie, care to go on?

No. 434458

I want to be touched by another woman so bad. I want to be loved by her so much
I want her to look down at me as I'm laying on a bed. And completely understand who i truly am… as I desperately put up another facade and personality to try and completely fool her into thinking I'm someone else.
But no. She knows.
She knows that I'm not who I pretend to be.
She knows that I'm putting up an act.
She has seen it before. Many times. It took her a while to notice. To finally pick up on the missing bits of what comprised my need to become someone im not. She has always been confused on what it was. But now she has finally put the bits together and made a complete picture.
She tells me how I don't need to hide who I really am anymore…
I've been abandoned by every single person in my life.
So this must be what heaven feels like.

No. 434464

>>434458
The biggest intimacy is being completely seen, and seeing too. Sensing each other’s presence instinctively, searching each other’s characters, being accepted.

No. 434466

Im so horny for a woman… in so touch-deprived. I need her to dominate my pussy. I need to admit to her that I can't even put up with my own facade and that she finally knows and sees me for who I am. I need to admit to her that I'm a broken individual, a broken woman who's haunted by the past and has been a loner her entire life. That nobody cares about besides her. That i can't pretend to be tough anymore as i beg her on my knees to fuck my pussy. And she puts her thumb in my mouth as I'm crying tears of desperation looking up at her. Pounding me so hard in my pussy. Giving my fullest vulnerable self to her…. all, only for her to witness

No. 434473

I want to give a blowjob to her strapon as my tits are out. I want to get pounded really hard by her in the back. I want her to do all these nasty, crazy things to me… because I love her so much. I would quite literally let her do anything to me and I would gladly do it in total enthusiasm. I want to be felt up by her hands so bad. I want her hands to fondle my tits as I shed total tears of joy. I want to do missionary sex with her. As we both hold hands and look deeply into each other's eyes.

No. 434474

I wish my girlfriend could get me pregnant. Lesbians should get pregnant by other women, it would be a dream to be able to walk down the street showing off your belly and showing everyone that it was your girlfriend who fucked you and made you carry her babies.

No. 434475

I can't stop thinking about all the dirty things she would do to me fuck

No. 434479

I want her to treat me like a piece of meat. I want her to slip it inside my pussy as I hang onto a hand railing and she grabs my huge ass to spread it so she can see where she's putting it in. Telling her to do it with a smug expression on my face. All outside in a public space but hidden but still run the risk of being caught. I want to be mindbroken by how much I love her and how much she loves me. I want to ride her strapon anally. As I'm naked on top of her and my tits are shaking up and down each time I adjust my asshole up and down her strapon. I want her to slap my big oiled up asscheeks as she fucks me from behind in the vagina as I push back on her strapon, enjoying myself with a smug expression on my face like a little slut

No. 434488

……. Anyways. I love big nipples that blend in with the rest of the breast. Puffy or flat, pale or dark. I love when there's a darker ring around the nipple and apparent veins on breasts. I love how large nipples look on saggy, round full breasts. I love how cute they are on small breasts.

No. 434534

>>434488
I hate to seem scrote-ish but I have an ideal boob lol. For me the best boobs are soft. Soft. So usually not perky unless they’re really tiny. The best thing about boobs is how round and soft they are. But I kinda love small saggy boobs… But I also love boobs so small they hold themselves up, like shallow breasts. I love big areola too and +1 for the visible veins thing, it’s so pretty when you can see them. Big fan of puffy nips though especially on ghosties Still it seems crazy that moids’ standards are so simple and like… thoughtless idk lol. Like, the huger the better. Or they must be perky and not saggy. It’s like they just went with whatever’s popular kek
Boobs can be sexy, but I feel like for me first and foremost they’re cute and sensual. I want to kiss and caress them, or just put my head on her chest. I want her to touch my boobs lovingly too.

No. 434545

>>434488
>>434534
I really love heavy saggy pendulous boobs that look like teardrops with the nipples facing slightly down. Also love ghost nipples and puffy nipples. And those banana shaped boobs that sag then point upwards dramatically.

No. 434558

I know this is unrealistic and unachievable so no need to tell me, but I want a tinder but for cuddling and sleeping together (quite literally, just sleeping in the same bed). I am an extremely neurotic mid twenties virgin and get way too in my head whenever I think about serious relationships or sex, but I still desperately crave the intimate closeness of cuddling and sleeping next to a woman. I have so many dreams about doing just this well not always just that but not very explicit and I wake up in a complete state of bliss. I used to get nervous and excited at sleepovers when I was in high school at the prospect of sharing a bed but then I would basically plaster myself against the wall to avoid any contact with the friend because I think i knew if there was any touching at all I would basically wind up wanting full-body cuddling which was not socially acceptable.

I suppose if I really think about it maybe cuddling is only satisfying if it's with someone you know and feel affectionate toward already. I guess I'm a lost soul who doesn't know what she wants. All I know is the highlight of my life are my dreams about cuddling and holding someone.

No. 434597

I want her to slap her strapon on my ass as she grabs my cheek.

No. 434605

>>434445
>we hated each other but shed always make out with me in private
How does that even happen?

No. 434619

>>434453
>>434605
i dont remember much as it was years ago but i think a lot of our weird dislike for each other was because of a mutual friend of ours, i was jealous kek. sometimes we were on better terms and she would flirt with me and touch me, things like that, it just happened?? i dont even know how it got to that myself. it was an on and off thing. other times i was being shoved or pushed and she used to poke me with a pencil compass.

No. 434664

>>434558
Are you me? So many aspects of your post are crazy relatable, down to the age, feeling unsure of what I want, and virginity. I know supposedly all-women cuddle parties exist but I don’t know if I’d go through with it. I fantasize about intimacy but I get seriously in my head about it when I think about the logistics of it in real life. At least we can have our fantasies. In mine it’s often about me being sandwiched between two women who are cuddling me from both sides. Or sleepily laying on a woman’s chest while she strokes my hair.

No. 434778

i really want to bake with her, she doesn't really do it because she fucks it up but id love to show her. and i also want her to run her fingers through my hair

No. 434866

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so i definitely have a smoking paraphilia because i just watched a video of two women "helping" eachother smoke and it literally made my pussy throb kek am i 14 years old…

No. 434890

This thread makes me wish I was a sex therapist. I want women to confide in me in a professional setting all of their most obscene fantasies and I want full clearance to ask the most invasive, embarrassing, revealing questions. I want to make calm eye contact with her while she's squirming and nervous and ashamed of everything she feels, and depending on my mood, reassure her or demean her a little bit. If it's something she's ashamed of, I would ask her to demonstrate it so that she can unlearn her shame. I'd like to teach women how to masturbate and perhaps even teach them how to have sex. As a job. I think I like that they're in a position that's far more vulnerable than mine. She could be naked, her pussy exposed and visibly wet, and telling me her deepest secrets while I'm fully clothed and dutifully taking notes. I'm not allowed to give this answer when recruiters ask what my dream job is, though.

No. 434893

>>434890
I’ve fantasized about being the client in what you’re talking about. I’m so into the concept of being “taught” about sexual things by a woman more knowledgeable about that topic than I am. I want a woman to inspect and observe me like that while I squirm and laugh shyly in embarassment.

No. 434928

>>434890
This is so fucking hot, my fantasy is to be the patient in this scenario

No. 434932

>>434893
What so you think it is about being specifically taught about sex that's appealing? Is it that there's no uncertainty in what the other person is expecting?
>>434928
Well? The session has started. Go on.

No. 435000

>>434866
me too nona now drop the vid name

No. 435010

>>434932
To answer your question, I think it’s mostly because I like the concept of a woman taking the lead and helping me break out of my shell. I have no sexual experience, so I think it would be hot to be “guided” by a woman who finds my lack of experience to be endearing and wants to help me “learn.” I also find it hot when women are talkative, especially if she’s describing what she’s doing or what I’m doing or the biological reasoning behind why XYZ feels nice. I like the idea of calmly being given instructions or things being narrated. Also by the way my thoughts kept drifting to this post today and it was distracting me.

No. 435022

>>434890
I have like 10 variations of this fantasy as the patient. I just think it'd be so hot to be vulnerable and horny around a woman who'd be using the pretext of professionalism to get you to go further for her than you need to. Something about being an object of desire, I think.

No. 435029

>>435022
It's weird but I'm the opposite. I can't stand imagining myself as the object of a woman's desire in a physical interaction, so all my fantasies are scenarios that get me out of that, like being a ghost, or a man, or an alien…etc… this is part of the reason i think i will never date or have sex. Some sort of unsurmountable mental block.

No. 435177

I don't know if this is the right thread I don't gaf. I want to eat pussy NOW. I'm so fucking horny and I want to eat pussy. I want to lick her pussy like no tomorrow. Make her toes curl and her eyes to roll back. Suck her clitoris. Then cuddle and go yo bed

No. 435184

I shit on straight women a lot for the behaviours I do around butchy or not even butch but just dominant women. When an obvious lesbian or at least SSA woman that makes it clear she’s into women acts this way or has certain body language I turn into such a “pick me” as you might call it kek it must be so annoying. It’s funny because I’m not even submissive unless my partner prefers me to be, maybe it’s being around straight women all the time but it’s like seeing them makes my neurones light up. Reminds me of the other anons saying they’d be so slutty if the world was only made of women, I definitely would be too

No. 435240

It’s so retarded but I can’t help but get turned on when women are casually pervy. There’s this one youtuber who has given no indication she should like women, is the kind of chronically online late bloomer whose immaturity is only facilitated by this profession kek, always been the kind to even avoid swears up until now but in the last year she’s been acting a little differently. I just don’t expect it from her, like subtle innuendos about female characters and very random quips like “she can do anything you want her to” that feel so dirty it’s almost coomerish and agghh I’m so confused where did this come from I feel like if she was openly SSA she’d have an army of simps because she’s really attractive but I don’t think she’d like that attention

No. 435326

Not a specific fantasy but I love when a woman has on a bra or top that makes her titties jiggle on top like a waterbed.

No. 435357

I've been fantasizing so much about having a hardworking, blue collar gf. I would make her lunches every single day and put sexy polaroid pictures in them, and then suck on her sweaty pussy when she gets home. Imagining a woman taking off her work boots is literally getting to me. Oh and we could fuck in her big ass truck.

No. 435382

I love tall women with small boobs. It's so cute to me for some reason. Although I sometimes wonder if hearing my tall lanky mom that I loved very much always cry to me about being flat chested and thinking it made her manly and ugly no matter how I tried to reassure her gave me some sort of weird complex where I became fixated on that body type… she still complains to this day and it's awkward now because i can't be like "no trust me mom your body type is the sexiest" KEKKKKKKKKKK. Out of curiosity has this happened to anyone else who had a mom who always complained about a certain feature… who am I kidding probably not. No one psychoanalyze me

No. 435387

>>435382
i swear ive seen you post about this before

No. 435388

>>435382
Fucking gross, why would you post this here?

No. 435389

>>435387
huh, I do have legitimate memory problems so I might have. sorry.

No. 435432

i want her to hug me

No. 435556

Unfortunately an extremely straight woman-like fantasy of mine but I just want to get fucked by a lowkey misogynistic woman like she doesn’t care about me. Inspired by this woman I know who I’ve gradually watch over the years realise she’s extremely good-looking and start dressing and acting to attract women, sleeping around a bunch. She gets girls embarrassing easily and initially I was so envious, it still gets me kinda pissed off kek. She’s let it get to her head so much that when she talks to women she acts like such an insufferable narcissist. But urghhhh when she barks at me like I’m just another one of her simps I get so wet AGHH I don’t even like straps normally but the idea of her acting all cocky while she makes eye contact with me in the mirror…. making me do positions I never would do and gloating over how easily she gets women worked up… I need that so bad
whenever I post fantasies here I get so fucking embarrassed and never look at them again unless someone replies. I’m such a nasty horndog.

No. 435560

No one ever talks about eye contact and I feel like such a freak because it’s like my biggest turn on? I can cum literally just from the way someone looks at me. People’s eyes change so much when they’re horny

No. 435567

>>435556
What celebrities does she look like? I have to know what a leschad looks like.

No. 435571

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>>435567
Urgh I don’t think any celebrities really have her vibe. She looks a little bit like a “cuter” Freja Beha Erichsen, if she was a little emo but maybe that’s the black hair. Alternates between dressing like a dapper man, nerdy bespectacled loser (her roots) and a frat boy kek

No. 435576

I think I’m hurting myself by masturbating thinking of her. Now every time we make eye contact my clit throbs kek

No. 435597

I’m like 50% of this thread I’m so sorry I need to shut up. I’m so desperately horny all the time I want one of those suppressed “straight” girls to tease me for her own validation and sit on my lap and make fun of how even that stimulates me. I just get so sensitive and needy that just one touch gives anywhere near my vulva makes my whole body kind of zing and lose control. Feels so abnormal for a woman it’s embarrassing. I think I’d let any women touch my pussy if she asked

No. 435650

>>435560
God theres always this look thats so filled with love that you can only really pin point when you see it face to face. such a giddy and warm feeling when you notice it, sometimes it gets so intense you have to look away!

No. 435729

I was at a department store the other day and my pussy throbbed when I turned around and saw a the back of a tall female manikin wearing a long, cool looking trench coat because my brain thought it looked like something my unrequited straight married crush would wear and look sexy in. I’m going to tie a big rock to my ankle and go swimming.

No. 435772

Oh god I wish I could slip my hand in between her suit coat and feel up her breasts and shoulders. I don't care if she's married, she's my eye candy for me and me alone. I want to see her stutter and see her breath get more raggedy from how touch starved she is. I want to put my head in between her legs, bite at her inner thigh and just sniff and rub my face against her pussy. I want to tussle her hair and tug at her tie. I want to dress up in a way that makes her look at my legs and hips, and tease her for such a pervert, for thinking such things about a coworker. I want to put my thigh in between her legs and watch her struggle and try not to grind on me. I want to lick all over her neck and suck on her skin.

No. 435821

I remember when we were cuddling and touching each other, with clothes still on, and she said something like "You can feel these too." (talking about her tits) but I didn't want to be weird so I laughed it off as a joke and went to sleep. And then another time when she was changing infront of me and said she'd show me anything, but I looked away, pretending to be busy. I want go back in time and not be such an IDIOT.

No. 435828

>>435821
FUCK I feel the same way about my "straight" best friend growing up that always wanted to skinny dip and shower together and cuddle at night and hold my hand in the street and I hated myself so much that I convinced myself I was the creep if I let her do that stuff. Fuck fuck fuuuuuck. We're pretty stupid huh

No. 435838

i've been fantasizing about a woman who's mean to me, she calls me pathetic and a loser as i hump her leg and whine. but she can't deny that she likes having me around… coming home to me after a long day, where i kneel by her feet and smile up at her adoringly, makes her feel like queen of the world. i imagine her cool confident bratty persona is a facade to mask her insecurities. with everyone else she has to keep the mask up, so it comforts her knowing that i think she's wonderful just as she naturally is. plus she thinks i'm cute when i come.

No. 435843

>>435821
>>435828
kek I went to a big sleepover once when I was like 13 where all the girls were taking turns putting their heads up the others' shirts and fondling their boobs. I was so freaked out I went and sat in the corner facing the wall like the blair witch project kekkkkkk

No. 435847

All I need in life is for a lady to let me watch her play with her clit so I can see the juice slowly drip out of her hole, in between her ass cheeks, and onto the bedsheets.

No. 435911

>>435838
why are anglophones obsessed with this pejorative word demeaning of status known as "loser"

can't go anywhere without this uttered in some way

No. 435915

>>435911
>everywhere I go people keep saying loser
sounds like a "you" problem

No. 435951

My dirtiest fantasy is that I want to submit myself deeply to my woman, I want her to do with me whatever she wants, her desires are my desires, my kink is whatever she wants to do because I am a submissive bitch.

No. 435959

>>434408
Same. I would dress soooo slutty if the world had only women in it I'd legit turn into a whore.

No. 435976

>>434408
This is also a big fantasy of mine. Letting women (especially some kind of stressed business woman who works 40+hrs a week) use me after a long day is the hottest thing ever. I want to eat pussy all day long.

No. 436211

I wish I could be in another universe where she is my lover and she lets me hold her and tells me everything will be alright. I would be so loyal and dedicated to her, I would think of only her, (from the second I saw her I knew I’d be thinking of her forever), I’d draw and paint countless studies of her, I’d wait on her hand and foot whenever she was sick, buy her nice things whenever I had money, savor the sight and sound of her laugh (and sometimes tickle her to hear it more), hold her when she cries, always remind her how irresistibly cute she is (she thinks she’s too tall to be cute). I’d love her forever and care for her in her old age and when she died I’d never remarry. I would probably die soon after from a broken heart despite being more than a decade younger than her. I already feel like I’m dying a slow broken heart death in the real universe because this can all never come true. I don’t think I’ll ever really be over her.

No. 436224

Finding out my crush has another first language makes me so hornyyy I need her to speak Italian to me I need to hear it

No. 436235

>>436224
Nona same. And Italian accent might be the sexiest thing ever, it does something to women's voices, they sound like they're enjoying themselves at the end of certain words, i don't know if this is legit or if my crush's voice drives me insane

No. 436341

This is moidy as hell but I love women with small/smaller breasts, they're so cute looking I love them. I just wanna suck on their cute little breasts.

No. 436374

>>436341
Me too, I always have. Especially on older women.

No. 436398

>>436341
I thought this was anti-moidy since men tend to like giant bolt ons and laugh at women with small breasts

No. 436400

I want to squeeze her round cheeks and give her kisses on them, she's so cute, and then we rub clits for an hour

No. 436440

>>436341
I love when women with small breasts wear button-down tops all the way buttoned. It’s so cute to me for some reason. It makes me want to hug and press my body against them or feel their cute boobs through their shirt.
We got a new employee at my job (a gendie unfortunately) but I saw her for the first time today in a meeting and was literally sweating because she fits this bill and I was having OCD intrusive thoughts the whole time fml

No. 436448

>>436341
pedo vibes(bait)

No. 436458

>>436448
Nta
Children don't have adult breasts and if you knew anything about your own body, you'd know that small women's breast are literally fully developed, just small. When we go through puberty, our breasts are a different shape and don't resemble fully developed breasts at all.

No. 436459

>>436448
Don't become so anti-coomer that you accidentally regurgitate their talking points.

No. 436462

>>436448
shit like this should become a bannable offense in these threads already, honestly

No. 436467

>>436440
Samefagging to add, I love women with sexy necks. Sturdy & thick but also long and soft looking… the new gendie employee has one of those nice necks too. It hurts so much that all gnc women call themselves men or thems now. I will never find love in this era…

No. 436471

>>436467
Don’t worry, we exist. I also like the button down thing now that I think about it. I’ll start wearing them just for you anon kek

No. 436472

>>436471
Yay, solidarity (imagine the black Unicode heart emoticon here because I’m on a phone and can’t paste it without my phone correcting it to an emoji reeeeee)

No. 436486

I want to shrink down to a few inches and lay in her mouth nude while she sucks on me. I want her tongue to be bigger than my entire body, rubbing between my legs and tasting every bit of my lust. I want her to fall in love with how I taste, to the point where drool is dribbling down her chin because I taste so good. I make fun of vorefags a lot but I feel like I wouldn't mind if she ate me too. I'd love to become a part of her forever, my entire being melting away and becoming one with the woman I love. I've had this fantasy since my teen years and I know how scrotish it is but I genuinely can't help it

No. 436541

You guys need to stop calling yourselves moidy or scroteish for your fantasies. You're a woman fantasizing about a woman, that's not an inherently male thing to do. You're being unfair to yourselves.

No. 436548

>>436486
Kekkkkk I have a similar fantasy where I get shrunk down very tiny and she inserts me into her vagina

No. 436689

I want her to fall asleep on top of me like a lapcat. My heart hurts.

No. 436738

i want to kiss her and fall asleep with her under the warm covers. bonus if its snowing outside

No. 436973

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I want to smell her underwear ….

No. 437011

>>436973
and then scrunch them up on the floor so i can use them like a humping toy while i think about tribbing her, the fact it’d be my wetness all over her panties would turn me on so so so much. i think i’d lick them too to imagine what her pussy tastes like spoilered for being a pervert sigh i can’t even lie and say it’s strictly fantasy and i wouldn’t actually do this with her’s if i had the opportunity

No. 437105

nonas, I have not posted in literal years, but my brain is sexually derailing itself as I lust over a woman I've wanted on and off for years. she wants me too and I'm eating this whole thread up, thank you dykes and even the bisluts, taking notes. I want to bury my head in her pussy under her desk while she's at the computer being autistic or posting here, I can't resist her
it also nearly gets me off how bigoted we both are, she fuels the best worst parts of me while still only having positive effects on my happiness

No. 437351

I’m being tormented by visions of my straight, married unattainable crush. I can’t stop thinking about how hot she’d look wearing nothing but jeans, topless. Got she’d look so fucking hot. Acting in that cool way she does. Her gaze. Those eyes. Fuck.
I had a dream last night that was literally just about a made up recording of her voice. She has this deep, smooth, sexy, but gentle voice. I swear I feel it resonate in my pussy. I want her so bad and my body doesn’t listen to logic.

No. 437453

>>437351
torment her by the vision of your tongue kicking her fart box

No. 437459

>>437105
how bigoted you are?

No. 437491


No. 437505

I've had a fantasy of dressing up as and pretending to be a man in order to seduce a straight woman for a bizarrely long time. It would be fun to be a gentleman for her and get her all flustered, until eventually she's head over heels for me. Imagine the thrill of trying to avoid people I know and having sex in certain ways in order to hide my true gender. I would never do this in real life because its literally tif behavior and also might be rape, but when I was too young to know any better I did it online on like, club penguin and a few other flash mmorpgs(does anyone remember bearville?) it was so much fun.

No. 437531

I want a woman with a beautiful voice, who doesn't talk about sex in public to moan, whimper, beg, and say dirty things to me. I want to hear her describe in that velvety timbre how good it feels when I fuck her. How wet her pussy is. How badly she wants it. It sounds stupid, like I may as well be saying "I want to have sex with a woman with a good body and look at it during sex," but there's a specific type of woman's voice that's low and rich. It drives me crazy. I wish I could change my own voice to sound more like it, I talk like a sperg, and there's no beauty tutorial for voices.

No. 437552

>>437505
I’ve thought about this too. I know someone who can semi-pass due to having an androgynous body type (only with clothes on and if you don’t hear her voice) sorry if I’m recognised since I’ve talked about her before but she’s really good looking in a way straight women react to so I have a dumb NTR fantasy of her doing this to someone (if she somehow could change her voice).

No. 437652

>>437531
I feel this way about Paget Brewster’s voice she could narrate anything and I’d be wet as the sea

No. 437770

>>437531
This is such a turn on, do you have any examples of people who talk like what you're describing?
For me Jodie Foster's voice is rlly hot.

No. 437842

I’m unfortunately the lesbian version of a certain type of straight girl. I think I’d never truly feel loved unless she was crazy for me. If she told me that if I left her no matter what she’d find me, she’d track me down her entire life if she had to, no matter if I changed my name and tried to run she would lock me up and come back home with treats like my favourite foods and trinkets, because she loves me, I would feel so happy.

No. 437848

>>437842
my girlfriend is like this with me, except i'm not into her as much.

No. 437850

>>437848
sad. you should leave her then

No. 437851

>>437850
i do like her, i'm not at the 'you could crush every bone in my body and i'd still hold you in my arms when you're down' in love stage yet like she claims to be in.

No. 437902

>>437459
>ALL troons are clowns
>being unapologetically and casually disgusted by all men and finding them boring, especially if they're of inferior backgrounds like indians/nepali/etc
>will absolutely judge you and think less of you if you're fat and pretend it's healthy
>relentless mocking of tragic events and meme sexualities like asexuals

so, most of this website. of course you shouldn't aim to be bad/hurtful on purpose, but listen girls, being a lil racist is absolutely necessary. being unserious too, it will save everyone a bunch of panties in a bunch, it'll always not not be funny.(racebait)

No. 437911

Idk if this belongs to the waifu/shipping threads, but my fantasy involves 2 fictional characters: Tifa and Aerith ditching Cloud and ending up together

I absolutely fucking hate how moids love pitting 2 great, beautiful women against each other just so they can fellate their own egos. I’ve lost a close friend because of her greed, narcissistic BF.

No. 437915

>>437911
I think it belongs in the waifu thread.

No. 437917

I like women's fingers in my mouth. Unrelated, but I also want to be awake and lucid during surgery, but still under proper painkillers so I can watch a beautiful female surgeon take care of the most intimate, interior areas of my body. I want her to take my… intestinal virginity? I feel like my body has never been pure or sacred or virginal. I was never a little girl, I was a 10 year old woman. I won't wah boohoo about sexual abuse here, but I think this fantasy comes from doctors being one of the only stable and comforting figures I had as a child. I want the only virginity I have left to be taken by a surgeon. How do I propose this to med students and doctors serious answers only

No. 437920

>>437917
me too (first sentence)

No. 437943

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this is the first time in my life where i've lusted after someone in real life ever let alone this hard. it's borderline becoming painful, or at least painfully embarrassing. i'm actually a sick pervert, i just can't help making her the subject of my fantasies. it's almost a sickness. i can't take my eyes off of her. it was bad enough when i used to just see her around and now she's in the same class as me, i can't take it. she's like the walking personification of my type: about my height, slight, and effortlessly androgynous. tfw i've posted here before about small chested women's breasts showing through their shirts braless being something that turns me into a ravenously horny animal and that's exactly what she turns up in everyday. so androgynous in fact that like this anon >>437552
>she’s really good looking in a way straight women react
i've actually been told by a normie that she used to crush on her thinking she was just some effeminate edgy guy. maybe it's a good thing that i'll probably never get a chance with her in any way honestly. i feel like a creepy depraved incel kms. i want her so bad… i don't even care if we take it to the bathroom for a quickie and then never see eachother again, honestly i'd be lying if i said i wouldn't love that. i so badly want to feel and taste her i feel like dying when she passes at glance at me so idk what i'd do if she ever spoke to me let alone touched. (un)fortunately i'm an autistic loser so that's probably never happening.

No. 438011

>>437943
my mental illness is seeing this and thinking it’s about my crush like this has made me irrationally angry and has ruined my day

No. 438012

>>438011
the details are there down to being edgy and androgynous and braless I’m actually going to kill myself if you go to college with her that’s so unfair

No. 438015

>>438012
don't worry anon it most likely isn't the same person unless you're also from a muslim country. plenty of women have those same attributes. i think you've replied to my previous posts saying the same thing before though kek. i get it, it stings when i see her talking to pretty girls, but tbh it just makes me lose self esteem more than anything. i don't have a chance whatsoever anyway so don't let my post upset you too much nonners

No. 438017

>>438015
kek yeah sorry for being schizo I’m unhinged. don’t beat yourself down since you definitely could have a chance nona.

No. 438032

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>>437917
You are not alone on the surgery thing nonnie. There's this character from an ace attorney game I played a while back that I also fantasized about her doing this to me, she is sooooo hot. This is this best image I could find of her though… tragic

No. 438101

scrawny women in band t-shirts or glasses make me want to put my mouth all over them

No. 438105

>>437917
have you talked to her before? follow her to the bathroom (hypothetically)

No. 438109

I want to playfully fight with a pretty woman who's shorter or frailer than me, then let her pin me down and do whatever she wants with me.

No. 438138

I want to eat her

No. 438154

I always had wet fantasies about dominating another girl older than me.

A private Hongkong-based lesbian BDSM group I was in leaked images of a real exhibitionist slave teacher recorded by her student that awoke something in me.

https://ibb.co/qjgkVRK (nsfw)

No. 438173

>>438154
is it the one with pig nose? I don't want to open that link.

No. 438174

>>438154
No comment apart from the fact that the woman in the pictures has a really sexy body. I love pear shaped women

No. 438176

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Im ovulating and I’ve been getting of to this fantasy where I’m a noble woman of sorts and my older, middle aged servant discreetly gropes me while she’s dressing me. She slips her hand up my skirts and slowly traces the outlines of my labia and gradually starts rubbing my clit through my undergarments, gradually increasing pressure. She asks me if I want her to continue as if it’s the most casual thing ever while I get super flustered and turned on. Then she bends me over my vanity and fucks me with her finger until I cum.

No. 438178

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i love deep smooth voices im going crazy imagining her talking to me right now

No. 438311

>>438154
I've had dreams about fucking female professors that are twice my age. You know why dominating and hurting them would feel so good? Because they're trashy creeps who fuck their students. I'm doling righteous punishment onto her for being a whore with no self control. I want her to be gentle and patient with me when she's taking the lead, and to be my punching bag when I want.
Do you think these pics are real? Usually this kind of stuff seems really trashy and unattractive to me, but something about the LiveLeak tier pic quality makes it seem so much more candid. It helps she has a sexy curvy body. Don't they have laws against this over there lol? I feel like it has to be fake cause no one but a porn star would be willing to do something that could permanently ruin her reputation.

No. 438341

>>438311

From what I know, the mistress usually scout the surroundings to ensure really no one is around, and by selecting locations with zero traffic on certain days and hours. She mentioned the slave teacher was seen by a guy before after she made poor plannings, to which the guy only glanced and moved on quickly. They were very careful with what they do despite these appearances, and in the mistress's own words it's less about porn and more about shaming her slave to strangers online, and any play with real risk of exposure will not be done.

No. 438343

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>>438311

I guess the footage of the abandoned building part proves it's real.

No. 438348

>>438178
apparently in recent years she has access to private areas and properties which means she can pull these off with a lot less risk of exposure.

No. 438401

>>438154
Wtf I didn't know the lesbians in hong kong got into it like that, hot though

No. 438406

>>438154
My wet dreams are less outwardly agressive than that collage but i so understand this fantasy. I'm addicted to falling for weak older women with librarian vibes. Or smug, smart older women, i want to see their vulnerable, sensitive side. God i'm so jealous
>>438174
Her legs are stunning

No. 438407

>>438154
>leaked images
so these were posted without consent?

No. 438408

>>438407

These were leaked intentionally to humiliate her own lover, and the mistress has gone through much effort to be untracable IRL.

No. 438410

>>438406

From the leak claiming to have read
a message by the owner, the student mistress apparently read some fiction about a bound and restrained teacher who was exposed outdoor and humiliated, and got herself a queer masochistic teacher as partner, and decided to make her fantasy a reality.

She started by filming with camera stands indoors with her teacher cuffed and humiliated, and then decided to do it in secluded outdoor spaces.

No. 438411

>>438410
>queer
>unintegrated posting style
>into bdsm exhibitionism and porn group chats
Hope to god you’re even actually a woman

No. 438412

>>438411

Blame my asian autistic habit I guess

No. 438462

>>438408
I don't like the sound of this.

No. 438572

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My heart goes so crazy for tall, delicate, willowy women. I have this ridiculous instinct to cuddle and protect them even though I’m very small. I want to beat the shit out of someone on behalf of a tall willowy woman like some sort of psychotic miniature dog. Willowy women make me so crazy I would be so territorial. It might be a good thing that they would never date me because I think I would be too intense. Which is weird because I’m usually a very stiff and repressed person. I would transform like a love werewolf she could sic me on her enemies aaallllright I’m not making any sense I will turn off the lights and go to sleep now and get ready for another day of being cold and repressed.

No. 438576

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>>438572
Holy shit your picrel looks like that one sticker they're giving out to Michigan voters

No. 438579

>>436973
I love making my gf cum through he thin cotton panties and then putting them on myself. Also wiping my pussy after sex with her panties and having her put them back on.

No. 438587

>>438576
the sticker…. is a reference to the picrel…. nonna don’t tell me you have never seen the alpha crying at the moon wolf picture before

No. 438599

>>438587
you're so autistic i want to cup your face between my hands oh my god you poor little thing

also i want to believe >>438576 is the gangnam style poster from the lesbian general

No. 438614

>>438599
NTA but what. What anon said made sense

No. 438617

>>438614
are you genuinely retarded. do you not understand what humor is.

No. 438654

>>438617
Point to the joke. It must be really bad if no one can see it

No. 438665

>>438599
>>438614
my fantasy is you two retards having sloppy autistic sex

No. 438676

BDSM fucking scares me I don’t get how women can get into getting hurt.
But then again I have nipple docking kink so I shouldn’t judge lmao

No. 438685

>>438654
the joke is that >>438576 says the original resembles the copy??

No. 438707

>>438572
Beautiful and true

No. 438711

>>438676
>nipple docking
You can't just say that and not elaborate on how and why… are you the same anon posting about breastmilk?

No. 438737

nonnas, do you have any irl stories of meeting another nonna and living your/her fantasy? I am dying to know, tell me how your dyke adventures went.

No. 438742

>>438711
Yes, I’m samefag with >>430121 kek

No. 438773

>>438737
Yes, I have a nonna gf and we've met irl twice.

No. 438831

>>438773
GOD i fucking hate you i wish that were ME why isn’t it me

No. 438839

I know this isn’t a fantasy but I feel so sexually frustrated I actually want to cry. I was typing one out and I just ended up erasing it in frustration. It’s both wanting to have sex in general and wanting her especially, I need to have sex her it’s like my mind’s taunting me with fantasies that I’ll never have I hate it…

No. 438841

>>438676
Sadomasochism is a thing.

No. 438842

>>438831
Sorry bru but I'm literally living the dream.
>meet qt nonna due to spergout in a thread
>we talk and play vidya for a couple months before meeting
>fly to nonna's country
>have a very spergy first date
>at the end we confess and she invites me to watch anime at her place the next day
>go to her place in the evening
>start watching animu on her laptop
>2nd episode in and she starts stroking my thigh
>kinda freak out and horny
>can't watch the animu anymore
>turn around and kiss each other
>start making out
>touch each other under our shirts etc
>comfily sleep cuddling each other that night
>go back to Nonna's place again next evening
>have seggs
>have bathtub seggs
>eat her out
>she eats me out
>finally no longer KHHVs
She's my gf now.

No. 438843

>>438842
I’ve had dreams about this…

No. 438847

>>438831
I don't think you do, considering who it is… unless you desire a gf who gets off to Japanese toddler porn

No. 438849

sometimes nonnies post things on other threads that make me fantasize about them kek

No. 438858

>>438847
You mean yuripedo? I think I would probably date her so long as it was just loli. It’s kinda gross but would be preferable to a normie women, weird women are too rare and precious
>>438849
Kek like?

No. 438935

I'm ovulating right now so excuse my overt horniness but I want the madame of a lesbian brothel to take me under her wing as a sort of apprentice while she teaches me how to serve women well. She would let me practice on her and squeeze her thighs around my head when I make her cum. Overtime we would slowly develop a teasing, sadomasochistic romance and I would work extra hard pleasing as many women as I can just to become her best employee and impress her.

No. 438936

having a type is so weird because i don’t dream of eating out a mega-stacy i dream of eating out a nerdy weird girl with dorky glasses maybe a slight posture issue and battery acid pussy

No. 438937

>>438935
God I wish lesbian brothels could actually exist. I would be a complete whore.

No. 438939

>>438831
this is precisely the kinda story I wanted to hear about, good

also likely me soon

No. 438948

God I love nerdy or emo tomboyish women so much I wish they weren’t all with pronouns nowadays. I need to have crazy horny sex and also bond over being kind of autistic and I would even put up with the yaoi collection if she had one. Sorry I was reading the discussion upthread from months ago and it spoke to me.

No. 438961

>>438936
>>438948
you mean to tell me there's hope for me as an autistic nerdy masculine dyke?! where do i find women like you anons irl?

No. 438966

>>438961
I found mine by sliding in her twitter dms asking for yuri recs


but it's a gamble on whether it's gonna be a nona or a troona

No. 438967

>>438858
the white butthole anon from the TMI thread LMAO

No. 438975

>>438858
>grown woman who masturbates to anime children is preferable to a normie woman
Sometimes I am smacked in the face with the reminder that a lot of you are very different from me…

No. 439003

I don't really have masochistic fantasies anymore (doing much better mentally wise) but once in a while i imagine what it'd be like to 'serve' a woman i love by becoming human furniture. Her foot stool, table, anything. It usually ends with her forgetting i'm restrained somewhere in her house/flat and finding me still in the same position, going insane because she left me aching and aroused from whatever toy was put on/in me. It's the idle cruelty and implied disregard that i find hot
>>438975
I don't remember her saying she shlicks to kids, she cited a loli yuri in a list of GL manga made by women because she liked the older character. Nonas have selective memory
>>438936
>battery acid pussy
KEK

No. 439068

>>439003
I wonder who this is running defense for our resident cow… truly a mystery

No. 439086

I fantasize about a day shopping with my future gf. I try on different perfumes and she tells me to chose the one I like best, but I tell her I want to choose the one SHE likes best on me. Every time she kisses my neck or does the clasp of my necklace for me she smells the scent she chose for me. The idea is so intimate and lovely to me. I also like the idea of wearing her initial round my neck or her choosing my clothes if I'm having a stressful day and don't want to decide myself. Especially if we're going on a date, I want to do a little twirl for her and show her my outfit. One day I'll have a gf to dress up for ♥️(emoji)

No. 439089

>>439068
I know what you think but, no. I do like her because i agreed with a lot of what she said about manga. And her voice's cute. I can't prove anything so believe what you want kek

No. 439095

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i want to get dry humped and teased all day by a pervert loser girl, is that too much to ask for?

No. 439096

I want to goon with my gf while we read yuri mangos together

No. 439102

>>439089
you have to be trolling kek

No. 439204

>>439068
The other anon replying isn’t me (the one who said I would date her over a normie) so there’s two or more of us kek

No. 439326

why oh why did she have to break a sweat next to me? i wish i hadn't caught a whiff of it because now i need to fuck her even more. it took every ounce of me to not start licking her sweaty pits right there and then. i hope she doesn't shave…

No. 439441

>>438311
I'm back to wanting to fuck an imaginary professor and it's had time to cook in my head…
First of all, she needs to be about twice my age. Not too old that she's elderly but old enough for it to be weird. She needs to be highly intelligent and passionate about her field. Ideally she teaches a subject I actually like. I want her to sexually harass me at first. Starting with standing too close to me, maybe for the first two weeks. I go to ask her for help and when we're together at the board she's just right behind me. a little weird, but there's plausible deniability. I want her to start putting her hands on me. On my shoulder, my back, my thigh, longer and longer each time. I want her to praise me more and more, I want her to attempt to groom me. I am insane so I will actually make this one of the worst decisions of her life. I'll hide a camera in her office so that I can collect blackmail material of her harassing me. In this fantasy, I'm the only one she likes. Maybe she's married, but I'm the only student she's into. Then, I become aggressive with her in return. Moving close to her, touching her. Maybe she likes kissing me, but she doesn't like that I'm taking the lead because it makes her feel less in control. She probably expected to take the lead and make me dependent on her, but I'm actually very rough and verbally cruel to her. I want to tell her how disgusting she is for coming on to a student. I've storyboarded a whole plot in my head of exactly how I want it to go down, I feel like I ought to write erotica or something…

No. 439447

>>439441
That erotica kinda already happened in real life, and the teacher was being more than disgusting even, from the post it replied to.



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