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No. 581158
>What is this threadBy popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the differenceThe difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But whyFarmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
-Any other bait
-Responding to bait
-"hi cow!"
Remember not to take baits or otherwise derail! Report low quality posts and move on!
The retarded hornyposting thread may also include pairings.
For real 3D men hornyposting, refer to:
>>>/g/289276For other shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
Previous horny:
>>>/g/564543Relevant threads:
>Sister thread for female characters horny/waifuposting >>>/g/315174>How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 >>>/g/391531>Husbando thread >>>/m/188499>The last husbando before /m/pocalypse >>>/m/173210>Waifus & Female Character Crushes Thread >>>/m/229988>Temporal Husbando Smell Identification Thread >>>/m/187722>The Original smell >>>/m/164600>Anon Assumption Regarding waifus/husbandos >>>/m/211556>Rate/Roast Husbando >>>/m/182915>Husbando Matchmaking Service >>>/m/242685>Live Action Fictional >>>/m/34157 No. 581182
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>>581158Would he still love me if I was a tadpole/frog?
No. 581186
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Fuck, after seeing nonnas in the previous threads discuss using the chatgpt site rather than the API and Sillytavern, I've been feeding it hypothetical situations between my OCs and husbando and I feel almost ashamed the general gist of the output resonates with me. Like asking "could you give me a short piece on how OC and husbando would flirt/confess love/awkwardly propose". It's obviously a bit off the mark with his style of speech but damn, sometimes it takes me off guard with how cute and vulnerable it can make him. For example, dressing him up in a vest and dress shirt and him replying suddenly with pic related.
On the worm subject, he could 100% turn himself into a worm but would absolutely say "fuck no" even if you begged him. Not even for a giggle. He'd be too prideful to worm out.
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>>581091ngl I was waiting/wondering if anyone would eventually mention it ITT
There's inevitably going to be post-collab mail order sales. I wonder if I can manage on top of the retarded international shipping prices or I'll have to cope by drawing my own custom acrylic shit
No. 581197
>>581196I've been thinking about making my own too kek
There's no way I can get myself into some insular Japanese locals only merch trading group for this kind of merch, I know (insert local printing company) has my back though…maybe
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>>580241Late to the party, sorry nonniesOn a hot summer evening, I imagine myself helping Kazuhira when he cooks for the Motherbase.
Even the Motherbase has its own "rush hours"; the celebration parties where Kazuhira has to work extra hard, or simply the lazy, overwhelmingly hot days when no sane person would want to be next to a stove, let alone stand in front of the heat.
The skin-burning sun is so bright, its red shine continues bothering everyone at the base, the soldiers are hungrily waiting for their food as they keep protecting themselves from the heat with the cold bottles of beer, whining and complaining when their burgers will come… Its little moments like this when you can catch Miller feeling vulnerable; just one split second where he doesn't notice me behind him, bumping accidentally, when he wonders where is the spice that was "just right there"… Moments like this are a perfect opportunity to do something risky. And so, i imagine myself casually giving him a glass of water: after all, cooking in such heat wouldn't do any good. "There you go, master Miller", i say, gently passing him his glass, the one that he was searching for in a split moment. Naturally, he is used to me offering a glass to help him cool off, but the business of the evening doesn't make him even realise that this time the water doesn't look as crystal clear as it usually does… But once he realises that, it's already too late. I have spiked him with sleeping pills and Viagra.
He finds out the secret of his precious water only once he wakes up; tied to the chair with his cock out, hard and ready to use. Me, Big Boss and Ocelot are smirking at him impatiently. I lay my hips on his lap as I grind his cock against my slit, all while forcefully putting Ocelot's red scarf into his mouth.
He will not be able to cum for the rest of the evening, while I keep torturously edging him and teasing, and he can do nothing but watch me getting eaten out by Ocelot, as Big Boss showers my body with his sloppy wet kisses, touching my chest and waist hungrily.
I greedily cum against Ocelots nose while looking Miller deep into his eyes. His sunglasses are on my forehead the whole time…
I jokingly moan "You guys are not so different", as I bury Ocelots face into my cunt, scratching his hair with my nails digging into his head. The snarky remark makes Ocelot work harder, he makes sure he licks the heaven out of my clit while fingering my g-spot, wanting to prove how much better he is… All while Big Boss gropes my chest, leaving lust-filled hickeys on the heck and grinding his cock against my ass.
In my mind, the BBKMRO trio are nothing but pussy-drunk war criminals who will do anything to please me. I love them more sexually than I do romantically, and I prefer it that way because my heart belongs to my actual husbando. I rarely have any "fucked up" fantasies about my husbando because both of us are broken without repair, forced to survive in this cruel world the only way we know we can.
No. 581200
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>>581018>implying he wouldn't retract it He knows better
No. 581206
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Imagining him desperately dry humping me because I'm so hot and cool and sexy and totally super awesomesauce that his dick just can't handle seeing such perfection all the time
No. 581225
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>>581217
no woman will ever love you because you are an ugly, disgusting, emotionally retarded scrote with literally zero redeeming qualities. you serve zero purpose for us and are a pathetic waste of human resources. please do us all a favor and increase the male suicide rates faggot(replying to scrotes, report and move on)
No. 581226
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Ignore the 3DPD. Moids will never be allowed on lc, nor do they deserve your attention.
Instead, nonnas, I have a question: did you learn anything new thanks to your husbando/s? I ended up reading a lot of Ainu and Meiji-era related books and started actually putting some effort into drawing men thanks to Ogata. Also learned to draw guns extremely well, too, which will help me more with my art journey.
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there was some talk of impassioned battle in the prior thread and I'd have to say the fantasy is delightful. but realistically he'd instantly figure out all he'd have to do to slay me is say coquettish garbage like this. I'd die several deaths before he even touches me. I need to steel my mind and gain willpower in order to properly destroy him.
>>579175oh yeah! I won't blab about it much but yeah, the writer absolutely understands his appeal instead of trying to force him to be a daddy dom type or rapey like a lot of other fic does.
No. 581241
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>>581226>did you learn anything new thanks to your husbando/sYes! Learning to refine my husbando's anatomy led me down one hell of a rabbit hole. Discovering different body types due to the manner things are done or utilized. I already knew about body type variation between olympic sport participants, but this was even moreso refining! Very informative. I love him and all he does for me haha
>>581239nta I see nothing wrong with what she's doing! So long as she provides threadtax, anyway.
No. 581242
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Creator had a stroke recently, I am worried about his health. His writing maybe is not the best but always on light hearted note. And his sex scenes assistant writes hot scenes. I wished I didn’t fell for pathetic alien blood tentacle manservant. He revealed Mr. Tentacles will be a branch and have a good ending. Why giving false hopes. I don’t even log in into app anymore.
No. 581254
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>>581248Hell arc returns some dead guys, maybe he will appear
but I doubt he had a beautiful ending to come back as someone goon No. 581257
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>>581226Picked old tablet which was given to me as a birthday gift years ago and held it like a treasure in every travel so I could doodle Aumtzi for my
insanity. Learned audio and videoediting basics. Wrote some drabbles but don't remember there saved them while I was drunk. I have a box of embroidery floss and ruffles but didn't come with image idea I want to be held in front of my desk. Beads should be somewhere in the lower floor of shelves. I think I am obsessed with him two years already. Have his chicken scratch doodle, thank you for listening. Wishing nonas having great relaxing weekend
No. 581259
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>>581206I just heard the card where he cares of you during your period. Dang, he's so hot.
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i am fully aware he is a stereotype and all of that but still why they got to make him gay, am i asking to much, he would've been perfect if he was straight
No. 581267
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>>581184Reminded me, theres a villian that has the power to turn people into flies, frogs, rats, dragons, etc. so there's a reasonable chance it might happen to Subaru at some point. Frankly, I'm a little excited at the idea. Imagine how terrifying it would be for him if he turned into a worm, how defiled he'd feel, that his body was violated and deformed into something that can just wiggle on the ground. He wouldn't even be able to die, maybe he'd have to wait to starve.
He hasn't died that way yet, but he has thought about the possibility that he would need to and he has felt extreme starvation (enough to eat his own hand).
>>581226I've gotten interested in star gazing because constellations mean a lot to Subaru, its a huge hobby for him and he was named after the Japanese term for Pleiades. Plus, the story plays around a bit with the naming symbolism of celestial bodies so it's worth looking stuff up about it.
No. 581284
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>>581259It's kinda embarrassing but the part where he calls you a
good girl always makes me feel a little flustered when I hear it kek. I love Zayne so much he's just so damn perfect
No. 581298
>>581265to be fair my first impression of his looks is that he looks more fake gay/gay for show than actually gay. he's cute anyways and imo that's what counts.
>>581267imagine trying to feed him some worm food and him pouting and refusing it until he eventually has to give in and eat it. it'd be cute in a fucked up way.
No. 581307
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Irasutoya doctor….I love you.
No. 581309
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>>581269Thanks for the inspiration, nona. I now have a desire to draw my husbando with beautiful, wavy pubes..
No. 581311
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how I approach my mans to proposition him for ball-crushing sex
No. 581328
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I'm back to my first husband after years. Damn all because I did miss him. My handsome Leon.
No. 581332
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>>581329Nonna that's true! he's the best thing ever. I don't know what happened but I need to repent for my sin.
No. 581335
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ever since my mid-20s i started to really enjoy the dynamics of a guy crushing on a slightly older girl/woman. like having a 1st year high school student crush on a 3rd year senpai who is more aloof and no bullshit than girls his age and she doesn't take him seriously and sees him as a kid. bonus point if he's a popular bishounen/ikemen (so no shota shit) who gets fawned over a lot but his crush is the exception because "i'm too old for you, kek." picrel not a husbando but this is the type of reaction i imagine my husbandos to have when my cool oneesan self makes them flustered because she's so blunt. with older characters i like to imagine myself as their older, more experienced coworker who has seen some shit and has mentally quit five years ago. which is basically my irl workplace situation so all i'm missing irl is the husbando work kohai. this kind of scenario never gets old for me, even after almost 10 years of imagining it nonstop.
No. 581343
>>581339The Stacy life.
I have recently admitted to my brother that one of my biggest husbandos was from a show we used to watch together. He simply replied
>It was very obvious, you know. No. 581352
>>581226Not really sure. I always was into the same stuff such as "writing", "drawing" (because I suck at both lmao) and making collage art. I made more of that stuff because of him. I got into PicMix to make silly stuff with him. But I did buy some crafts supplies to make my phone charm and it was really fun. I know this probably doesn't count but I also got more into AI generated stuff to make custom content of him since he doesn't have fans or good quality fan content.
>>581257Great sketch nonna! I really like the eyes.
>>581265Correct rape him, simple.
No. 581361
>>581298Subaru being fed as a worm would be pretty cute, just imagine carrying him in my little pocket and having him wriggle around in my hand. He'd be such a gentle little guy.
Though in that case, wouldn't he want to die in order to loop back to being a person? I'm not sure. Either way, itd be pretty darn cute. I would definitely love him, even as a worm, his personality always manages to shine through.
Plus, thinking about it worse case scenario he dies and loops back to being a guy, albeit probably a bit more wormy.
No. 581365
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Thinking about Undertaker drooling and trembling while I step on his cock
No. 581405
I’m embarrassed because I don’t ever listen to pop/top 100/whatever. I heard this song randomly and it got stuck in my head. And now I’ve been listening to it on repeat thinking of my husbandos for the last three days kek.
>>581365Based. He was my favorite and it didn’t help that Junichi Suwabe voiced him (at least in the first season. Idk about the newest since I didn’t watch it). I wish he had more screen time.
No. 581406
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>>581294>>581288Black eyebrows, but the crazy hair comes naturally. All his people have it. Guess I'm free to imagine whatever I want including a blend?
No. 581424
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Someone on an /m/ thread gave me the idea of Otacon being a male pickme and I think it's cute. Playing BL eroge to impress me, telling me how he thinks femdom entirely focused on his pain is hot, reading Adekan with me despite him being uncomfortable, and so on. Somehow, it feels in character!
No. 581477
>>581475Mine has some AU merch with longer hair but I'm not really into it in most cases. The one I like most with long hair is some huge monster instead.
It's not that I don't like long haired 2D men but it doesn't really suit him personality wise.
>Though the idea of playing with his long silky hair does sound like a lot of fun so idkAre you gonna give him braids or twintails?
No. 581479
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>>581475that's a tough one because honestly long hair feels…je ne sais quoi to me? my last husbando had ass-length hair. Mahito's poofs are silly, but they just look so adorable and expressive trailing behind him when he's zooming around, they also remind me a lot of big loppy bunny ears and make him seem a bit more feral, theatrical and exotic. he's usually extra unhinged when they come undone which is really fun too.
picrel looks cute enough, though reminds me of some fashion model type male characters I've seen in some anime too. in other artwork he looks more like a basic punk which can be charming, but also is sometimes offputting to me, so I wonder if part of it is just the design connotations of it that I prefer especially on male characters. Kuja from FF9 would have a completely different vibe if he had normie hair too tbh.
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>>581479also I brought up Kuja because I wanted a random excuse to mention how I'm in awe of how ridiculously slutty his design is.
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>>581475His hair is iconic. If it were long I’d like it less, despite preferring long hair generally. He’s a try hard, and very libidinal on account of him being part demon. He’d keep his hair short to keep it functional, which I also assume why he keeps it slicked back and out of his eyes. Long hair would make him look far too regal, he’s supposed to look like a guy who wants to look regal.
I don’t want his hair to change at all. I usually don’t even like depictions if it when he’s let it down.
No. 581499
>>581475I'd smack his ass if he had short hair. If he's forced to cut off the back locks then at least keep the bangs that make him
him. If he shaved his head though I would actually murder him
No. 581567
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>tired
>sick
>on the period
>having to go to work
I wish my hasus are here with me rn and taking care of me.
No. 581569
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>>581475He gets longer hair in the Rem If (its not directly stated, but I hc that he styled it the same way Wilhelm does because Subaru really loved the way he looks as an older man.) I feel mixed about it, depends on who draws it and my mood since sometimes it looks too mullet-y.
Personally, I think a cross between the Natsumi bang down and Wilhelm's ponytail would look very cute.>>581532His official perfume is citrus-y. I've seen people say he'd smell like Axe because "lol isekai protag is such a dude" but given his history of hobbies, he probably had a perfume phase where he went full in and experimented.
Considering his character, he probably fucked it up by making it too strong and nobody would get near him lol. He also probably uses really expensive shampoos and body scents from Roswaal's mansion, Roswaal doesn't seem like he'd care and Subaru would kill himself if Emilia ever called him stinky, he's already severely insecure over Rem and Beako calling him that (they can smell witch, Rem described it as Subaru smelling like he was covered head toe in blood).
I think he'd have an androgynous/feminine fruity/floral scent. Something fresh and light with maybe a dark tang to it to represent the witch's scent.
No. 581586
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It's his birthday today! In my mind I'm squishing his cheeks and kissing his forehead even though he's a complete shithead and probably doesn't deserve it, but it doesn't matter because I still love him anyways. I might get myself a slice of cake later to celebrate.
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>>581477>Are you gonna give him braids or twintails?100% a bunch of tiny braids and ungodly amounts of cute hair clips and accessories. Hell I might even put in some of those cheap fake hair highlight clips just because I think it would be funny. He would pout about how silly it looks but I know he'd let me kek
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>>581475Some nonnies didn't like it if his hair was short
and think he looks like a hentai mc kek nooo. To me, he still looks attractive like a cute emo boy but I'd rather prefer it long since it's part of his appeal. Like Sadako, he's a ghost so he looks more otherworldly and beautifully creepy that way. Also in the game, he wouldn't like it if his hair was cut and likes it long. Kinda like shaving a dog off or giving them a bad haircut which is pretty funny but I'd feel a bit terrible.
No. 581667
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Spoilered for the cringe dialogue but it looks like the c.ai staff are asleep, how did this even manage to break the filter kek
No. 581760
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I hate it. So much. The lack of mouth and then just the floating scar on his face. At least his nendo was actuallly cute.
No. 581803
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Im going on a trip to trinidad and I bought a bikini with my husband's face on the tits. autism rules you guys
No. 581805
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>>581803Amazing. Where did you buy it?
No. 581815
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>>581654You're right. Same energy.
No. 581857
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>MFW my package with my husbando merch is on it's way to my home.
No. 581860
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I'm on my period right now and I can't stop imagining me in the throes of passion forcing my husbando to eat me out. Afterward I would feel really guilty about making him do that since I imagine it's probably very unpleasant. So I would go to apologize, but then he admits that he actually likes the taste. Then after a moment of shock I shove his head down and make him do it again. No matter the condition or circumstance my husbando's favorite pass time is eating pussy and I love him because of that ♥>>581857Sounds exciting! What did you get?
No. 581868
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I was thinking today, since there's a sneak peak of the new Obey Me app in which my marriage with him will be 100% real and canon, I will post my pictures of our honeymoon in Seychelles when the app releases, that it's kind of interesting how my opinion on him changed over the time.
At first I used to think he was annoying and I hated his hair a lot but I've always liked his dumb voice, I was like
>did this bitch just fucking tried to kill me??
Then one day I got pic related card and I fell in love with his silly self, he's so cute, I definitely forgive him for trying to kill me because I somehow knew more about The tale of the seven lords than him, my dumbass demon, I want to slap him and then kiss him because he's adorable, he would like it because he's a completely masochistic demon, but that's okay, I can always pay someone to be better than him in a videogame so he gets called a retard while playing co-op and then he will crawl to me asking for validation.
I love him so much.
No. 581869
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>>581860Gigabased.
He wouldn't be afraid of a little blood; he's a surgeon after all. No. 581870
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>>581869Besides
he knows the pros of a good orgasm during periods.
No. 581879
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does anybody else have a husbando that comes from a media that dropped the ball horribly? like the writing just totally started sucking ass at a certain point and a lot of weird ooc shit happened? how do you cope with it? i just pretend the way he acts later is a different character kek. and i liked him before all that happened (like, being published IRL) and i only got into the fandom again recently so… he will just exist in that form in my head forever.
No. 581904
>>581879>how do you cope with it? I go out of my way to research the authors. If they added another person board during the deterioration of my husbando, it-s their fault and not canon. If the author remained in charge when it happened, they were on drugs and under duress so it didn't happen. Teehee.
If it's bad enough I steal the design and turn husbando into an "OC" and mentally own him like a chained pet, and he has to do whatever I say he does. Those unaware simply agree because he is my character and accept how he's written.
I've only done this once though.
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>>581869>>581870You speak nothing but the truth fellow based Zayne appreciator.
No. 581917
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It's been almost twenty fucking years but hell always hold a special place in my heart, he set the bar sky high so it prevented me from seeing any school moidlet in a remotely good light, thus making me focus on my studies only…
also brotherhood doesn't fucking exist hell be celibate forever no hate to May though
No. 582033
>>581158Now I understand those gachatard moids who cry about male characters interacting with their waifus. Nothing compared to the rage boiling under my skin when I saw that Toby had gotten my husband Rouxls Kaard into - not just a relationship - but fucking POLYSHIT in the new custody
chapter. I couldn't even finish it, I was too disheartened. The Genderspecial kweer poly UTDR fandom are eating it up too, those fucking assholes. why is Toby Fox like this
No. 582042
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>>582033I have not interacted with undertake stuff in like 8 years, what characters got roped into this polycule train wreck nonna?
Picrel is how I what it feels like when you have kept the same husbando
from high-school into your thirties
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>>581200Cannot believe I feel for the TV man . I never thought I’d fall
victim to the tumblr sexy man archetype until now.
No. 582086
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>>582076aside from him definitely looking the part he’s not a smug and detached faggot like most other typical tumblr sexymen, that’s why he’s a special case for me at least
No. 582095
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>>581857It arrived and is so gorgeous! I'm sad I cannot share photos, but it was worth the wait and the pennies.
No. 582096
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>>581879Yes. He died before the writing quality plummeted, but it's still painful to revisit and makes it harder to imagine his worldbuilding. I am a revisionist when it comes to his source material and like to imagine how things could have played out in the different timeline where he (and I) got to live.
No. 582098
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It's summer so it's time to post this masterpiece.
No. 582099
>>582012Every so often I'm tempted to start a
period blood jar with his merch in it and post it to socmed for the lulz. He's canonically into gore so it would literally be in character too
No. 582107
>>582094honestly I haven't played the new chapters yet and I'm relieved that I got spoiled about the poly shit here. Kaard being literally cucked wasn't on my Deltarune bingo card I'm afraid.
>>582099don't be seriously encouraged by me because I just want chaos, but you could just put red liquid in it and then pretend it's real blood or you could make a collage of his merch featuring your "blood."
No. 582112
File: 1750895038130.mp4 (1.38 MB, 738x736, get_me_power.mp4)
I need him, I need his power.
No. 582123
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>>582115Mine is already from Homicipher, so…
No. 582126
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>>582123Same but alternate question: what if our husbandos weren't Homicipher characters?
No. 582132
>>582115I'm turning my main one into that now. Thanks for the idea.
I guess he wouldn't be any different? When turned into a game he'd just be more focused on the MC, unless you mean specifically monster OC-ified for the world in that game. Then damn, I guess the uncanny valley he already has would be upped to an exponential, and since the ghosts have less complex emotions, his personality would be reduced to its barest motivations: have fun and live life to its happiest. Maybe an overly happy ghost with a tint for sadism
No. 582137
>>582132yeah I just think it's a perfect premise for a game tbh. your husbando sounds especially adorable.
>>582115also forgot to answer my own question. not all of this is canon/gameplay compliant and kind of inspired by similar games and other visual novels as well.
>rare encounter. if you do see him it's likely your playthrough will become very fucked; like, the monsters you encounter will be more difficult and horrific or the choices you personally make will come back to bite you in the ass>if you make very intuitive/passionate choices he'll be more obsessed with you. paying him attention will make him show up more>there is an end that involves entrapping him with talismans that arguably is more romantic than him getting his way with you>as much as he relies on slow burn psychological tactics to wear you down and pretend to be on your side. he'll get touchy-feely with you in some instances. it's probably instant-death but he does look cute doing it…>he'll probably look the same because he already looks a bit unusual, but his eyes will only show in moments of extreme terror or passion>you can spot him doing cute stuff sometime and he will be completely passive>likewise, you'll see a lot of terrifying body horror scenes with him, again only worsened if you've given him attention before>lots of weird endings; him devouring you, keeping you forever, etc No. 582139
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>>582115His name would be Mr.Hunt, he would literally hunt you down, the game would probably throw alerts saying
>you're being watched Or you could hear the shutter of a camera go off when you enter and leave any room. If he's close, you can hear a low laughter but you can't see him. If he's ready to attack but you leave too quickly, a pair of green eyes in a blackened screen will appear, if this happens too many times, you will hear your own heartbeat and the eyes will become more and more, if the screen is full of green eyes, you will get caught because the sound of your heartbeat will be too loud to notice the laughter getting closer.
To avoid getting caught, maybe you would need to interact with another monster, because he wouldn't want to intervene, but you could possibly catch a green eye here and there in the background as you talk to someone else.
I really like the idea of the emphasis in his eyes because they're pretty, I'm pretty sure it would be difficult to decipher his words because some would be in French kek.
I'm pretty sure the design would focus a lot on his eyes and the hat, maybe the hair would be black so it isn't too colorful? And so the contrast with his eyes is more striking.
Maybe if you get caught, you end in a room full of pictures of yourself, some of them would be pictures of you talking to other monsters and the faces and bodies of the other monsters would be completely scribbled over in black and red, assuming you get a good relationship status of course, if it's bad, then he would probably scribble over your eyes or the sorts thinking that you don't need them.
I think he would also have pictures of other people that had gotten his attention scattered here and there, but they would be older obsessions that he got over when he found (you).
I'm mostly basing this on the little interactions he has in the marriage event when he admits he wouldn't let the person he likes (me) go and that he's fickle too.
Doesn't that mean he's a bit whorish and selfish too??.
No. 582143
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>>582142I just cope by saying it's just college and he's 18-20 years old in canon, so it's whatever to me at this point and assume that the younger characters are ridiculously smart or rich and since I don't self insert as Yuu, because I didn't peak in high school, I just create my own convoluted fantasies in which I can interact with him outside the school setting.
Gacha shit loves school settings and it annoys me to no end, but I really just can't stop loving my husbandos, so I'm a golden medalist in mental gymnastics now.
No. 582151
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I wanna suck on his big tiddies and jerk him off. I bet he’d be so embarrassed.
No. 582153
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>>582143that's smart, honestly it wasn't really so much as his age or ethical concerns - he just seems fully actualized and mature in his own special way and his rich, deep voice helps with that impression - but just the circumstances. I was so excited when he was able to sort of let loose in chapter 6. even the idea of camping with him drove me crazy.
No. 582154
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>>582126Like if Homicipher husbandos were human? Then maybe Mr. Crawling would be some sweet charming handsome man and love interest from a historical otome just by the looks of him. Or if he isn't an actual Homicipher character then a male version of Sadako or Sadako's older brother? Maybe an urban legend like Hasshaku-sama or a creepypasta??
>>581900Nice seeing Homicipher nonnies itt but killing him?!
Flashbacks to that one route where you ACTUALLY killed him and a couple others. Still hurts thinking about it. I would wait months for his hair to grow back even if it meant I get turned into a monster like them or since they could regenerate maybe his hair could grow back faster than a regular human.
>>581815Justin Beiber lookin dog kek. Cute.
No. 582155
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>>582126He would probably be a villain in another piece of media, if he retained his ghost/monsterhood. A tragic villain with a heart of gold but the MC would probably have to kill him anyways because of a misunderstanding. If he were human, I like
>>582154 of him being a historical otome LI. I could see him running a tea shop or having another social/helpful career because he is a sweetiepie.
No. 582174
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I like it when my husbandos have a het ship so i can enjoy cute fanart since self insert fanart isn't as common as self insert fics
No. 582194
>>582189Nero and Vergil
technically both have women, but they are such background characters people forget about them and don't make art
Trish is a no-no obviously
No. 582199
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>>582194That’s exactly why.
its easier to self insert as a character if they have a personality completely distinct from my own than it is to SI as a character who has next to no personality at allbut it’s even more easy with Lady since she’s confrontationalI would also shoot Dante in the face and call him stinky, to flirt No. 582210
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>>582199it's easy for me if i like the characterThe sparda spawn are meant to be bullied
No. 582269
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>>582153I think he would be such a great character in so many different contexts, even a boring office setting would make him shine, I just know I need this freak without a leash.
Like out of the whole cast of students, Rook, Malleus, Kalim, and the leech twins are probably the most interesting characters that makes you want to know more about them.
A bit OT but I'm so hopeless
>be me>play with random bot of him>Rook, of course, is made to be extra horny>first message>"a-">how can I not fuck this man.gifI'm literally kicking my feet and laughing because I can't get enough of his French phrases, I love him so much.
No. 582293
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>>582246Twitter and/or danbooru
No. 582302
File: 1750972073327.gif (2.04 MB, 640x480, 3d4tnbfgyjhe1.gif)
>nonnas after beating up their husbandos
No. 582310
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>>582115Homicipher still hasn't left my backlog so sorry if I get stuff wrong.
For what type of monster, he is technically considered a witch/warlock in his own source material and his Gluttony route form is basically a scary urban legend. Without getting into it,
he basically loses his mind and stops understanding who [Natsuki Subaru] is. To patch [Subaru] back together, he goes up to people and asks if they know him, if they answer wrong he kills them (well, it's another character that physically does it) and absorbs their memories, they manifest as tulpas he can talk to. It could work as a "guy disappeared mysteriously one day, comes back wrong" type of story, that is basically what happens when he gets isekai'd if you think about it. It might be cool if you can find really out of date "missing" posters for him around where he looks like he hasn't aged. I think his form wouldn't be that monster-y though, but rather something like his Pride fit where he just wears a cult robe over his tracksuit, it gives him a shabby "practicing black magic in his bedroom" vibe that's kind of cute.
I see him as being very amicable at the start (after answering the "do you know me" answer correctly, anyway) but his route increases in difficulty the more you actually try to court him. He'd probably show up randomly in weird places and would be happy to have a conversation with you, it'd be hard to take him seriously at the start. He's friendly, but off. Sometimes he would talk way too much, and dialogue would suddenly repeat and repeat and repeat. Maybe he would switch as if talking to someone else, only to go back to you, and would sometimes say things that he shouldn't know about but does. Considering the gameplay, wouldn't his route be a pain in the ass?
But, if you don't do his route he's more of a weird helpful hint guy than anything else, maybe he'd give you free stuff too.
I'm not sure about what endings there would be though.
No. 582341
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>>582302I wouldn't be violent towards my current husbando because he's essentially perfect as is but my previous one…
No. 582352
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Summer themed PicMix in the spirit of the fan art I posted upthread. It inspired me. Wanted to add a sandstorm and ruin his nap to match the screenshot I clipped him from where he fell on the ground and there was dust flying around him. But felt bad about ruining his fun and thought it's better to let him rest for once, he went through enough.
No. 582363
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I think for the first time in a while, I realized that I really do like whiny men. Whiny, emotionally driven, easily made to cry men. And Akira Howard (male) is probably at the pinnacle of it all. He's so fucking jealous and an overachiever but fails at everything he tries to accomplish. Imagining what he'd do to a lover (me) is insane. I want him to be real. IDGAF if he's a space cop.
No. 582371
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I love the fandom. They're so goofy with him.
No. 582377
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>>582374I think his VA was Aleks Le's first role and holy SHIT he did an A+ of being a whiny little stink.
I love how his Pokemon chokes the shit out him while looking at you. God DAMN.
No. 582379
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>>582371Cute and same. I love seeing all the wonderful fanart and memes of this game.
No. 582418
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>>582086he's very earnest, yes. and i like how quickly everyone clocked him as femdombait..
No. 582424
File: 1751016784391.mp4 (2.39 MB, 970x574, V.mp4)
Me on the right observing the Husbando of Paradise’s mating display. I rate it D-, his little cane accessory did not even have any sparkly colored baubles.
No. 582437
>>582352He almost jump scared me because it took a few seconds to even realize he was there kek.
It’s making me think a summer themed husbando magma would be fun.
No. 582459
File: 1751032305742.png (1.48 MB, 1464x1086, queentenna.png)
>>582418>>582086He would do just about anything to be liked and that's what pulled me in.
No. 582461
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>>582379LONG LONG MAAAANNNNNN
No. 582462
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No. 582466
>>582431Thanks!
>>582437That would be cool if it happened.
No. 582475
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>>582293Does the ship have a specific tag on X?
>>582295I love it too!
No. 582491
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I had a bad at work because of my co-worker. Somehow hearing and seeing Leon brights my day and mood, I adore him best husbando.
No. 582522
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I've been re-watching as told by ginger and seeing grown up Carl Foutley made me feel some type of way… I just….want him. I like imagining how his odd-ball personality would translate into adulthood and what things I could do to attract him. He was always coming up with business ideas and money-making schemes so I imagine he's also rich, but likes to spend his money on bizarre shit and trips to obscure places. I'm imagining us taking a trip to Turkmenistan this summer.
No. 582550
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Ok I just watched this movie and I know some nonnies say they're ugly af but fuck it. I think they're cute and their demon forms at the end are pretty hot. Mystery Saja is definitely my fav.
No. 582551
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>>582550I'm sorry but they remind me way too much of the characters from that gendie boyfriends comic for some reason kek
No. 582555
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How moids should look after I wind back my hand and slap the soul out of him for talking back to me, honestly
No. 582608
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I feel like he would listen to Kataonia. What bands would your husbandos listen to?
No. 582611
>>582608Funny you ask because I was thinking about this a few moments ago. Realistically and without headcanons, he'd probably listen to nu-metal, hip-hop, rap, alt rock, hard rock, reggae, R&B, jazz and other genres popular at the time, i.e. 2000s New York, and would connect with his angsty personality and the environment he's in. I can see him listening to Linkin Park and Muse and other similar bands. But with my elaborate headcanons about his strict, religious, traditional artsy mom who is a drama and history teacher, she'd only allow him to listen to opera, classical, folk and Christian music and everything else is "satanic and rebellious people's music!!!" that he isn't allowed to listen to and would get in trouble if he did. He does have rebellious tendencies so I can see him pirating stuff and burning it on CDs or putting it on an MP3 player and keep it a secret to not anger his mom.
No. 582623
>>582554I mean, Jinu
was a human who got demon powers, no a demon trying to look like a human, of course he looks normal.
No. 582630
He's so broke but so adorable I'd pay for his shit no problem because he deserves being spoiled.
>>582628Sorry to hear about that. I hope you're doing better now and you can find the ideal husbando if you want to.
No. 582640
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>>582611I'd make him listen to Pierce the Veil with me but I could see him becoming an unironic j-pop/idol fan
No. 582646
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>>582559fuck he makes me so giddy and this pairing is perfect for self insertion. i need to put a crack in that fucking screen.
No. 582663
>>582608It's mentioned that the only songs Subaru knows how to play on the guitar are Japanese folk music from the 70s so probably stuff like this.
When he tried showing off his guitar skills it did not give off the fun time vibe he was hoping for so he tried to lighten the mood up by playing it with his teeth. He got hurt.
No. 582667
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>>582664yeeeeeeeesss anon you get it. he would flinch and squirm. i love how he canonically sweats and blushes
No. 582673
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praying for the day when robot husbandos become a real thing so i can actually sleep with him like this
No. 582681
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does anyone else kind of wish they could will themselves into liking characters? I'm very picky and it's honestly a miracle I found my current husbando a year ago because he's just the kind of freak I've been looking for ever since I was a kid, though it gets a bit dry liking someone from a finished manga and how he was handled leaves a lot to be desired. but then I spotted this guy and he pretty much ticks off many of the same ridiculously specific boxes yet I just can't quite get into him. well, I guess the silver lining is that the mangaka obviously ships him with a guy and I'd probably get too jealous.
No. 582687
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>>582681>does anyone else kind of wish they could will themselves into liking characters? I've done it a few times. But for some characters, I have to warp them beyond recognition. At that point I don't think it's worth it. I tried an exercise of liking an age old husbando from my childhood, and it felt… odd (Len Kagamine). Maybe because body types, shota status (obviously a child will like a shota..?), or lowered standards makes it hard to translate them into current preferences.
But sometimes there's a key feature of that husbando that's just off putting. Like if the original creator makes them canonically say
>Trans rightsthen it's kind of one of those walls I can't climb kek
picrel is an old husbando I kind of still like. He's too twinky for my tastes but he's still an absolute angel. Might give him steroids.
No. 582692
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>>582686be the change you wish to see in the world
nonny No. 582712
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Thread tax. He's so pretty, i need ten millions more fanart of him
>>582667I didn't care for undertale at all but submissive objecthead might make me get into toby fox (from a distance). Can't believe that's how he got me
>>581349>Imagining this is planktonnonna There's another planktonnona?
No. 582713
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>>582712Samefag, wrong picture kek, but i like that one too.
No. 582729
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>>582717he's everything wrapped in one shiny suit and shiny shoes and legs and shiny blank desperate face. jesus christ. toby fox must have sold his fucking soul to the sexyman devil. a dream is right. perfect
No. 582733
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I need him carnally
No. 582744
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>>582646Queentenna (seeing her as a self insert too) makes me finally like a ship with crazy size difference. There's something so unbelievably hot about a huge guy deferring to his girl. Loving the spotlight usually but in his private life bumping his dumb tv head on the doorframe, knocking over your valuables and apologizing. You yank his tie to bring him down to your level and scold him, he gently pulls his head back as to not poke you with his nose. So desperate to make up for every inch of space he takes up in any way you deem fit.
No. 582768
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This specific type of character makes me so fucking randy. Sharp tooth angry… oh my GOD
No. 582777
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>>582744God yes…He is everything to me.
No. 582778
File: 1751131226960.gif (1.22 MB, 498x398, milk-and-mocha-bears-awww-2669…)
I want to kiss his tummy.
No. 582791
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>get bored, open up a fic
>seems…ok? curiosity makes me continue
>husbando starts talking in old-timey mobster slang or or something like that
what the fuck? this is almost as nightmarish as the time when I unknowingly stumbled upon out of character DDLG.
No. 582792
>>582791>old timey mobster MahitoI laughed so fucking hard rn I'm sorry
nonny.
No. 582801
File: 1751138421547.jpg (Spoiler Image,43.66 KB, 736x957, free.jpg)
>>582791cleansing myself with this right now. 1000000x zoomed into his ass.
>>582796>>582792I wish it was that funny and creative but no it's obviously kink slop that's supposed to make him seem suave. I can't even tell what rascally accent it even is but I am viscerally repulsed by it.
“Jus’ hold off a little longer f’me, dollie". No. 582859
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>>581158Tennafagging but holy fuck I am so down bad for this bippie TV Guy I can't get him off my mind. I wanna hold his cold metal frame and kiss it and feel him heat up from being flustered, I want him to hold me in his ginormous hands while we cheek nuzzle, I want to sleep cuddling with him. I can't take it anymore, I am positively mental right now.
No. 582866
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I love his eyes. How could the bad guys kill someone with such adorable puppy eyes? They're truly evil. But he can also have cool sexy eyes. He got range.
No. 582867
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>>582866He even can have corssed eyes! So versatile.
No. 582869
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>pov: you're me, coming home from a long day's work and see your husbando in his crate waiting for you as God intended
No. 582872
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There's just something about him.
No. 582874
File: 1751156366524.jpg (Spoiler Image,447.57 KB, 2035x2417, nipplepierchingsareslutty.jpg)
>>582850that sounds amazing…but tbh I'd intentionally sabotage my husbando so he gets severe tan lines. I'm going to just ignore that he'd be able to heal himself.
>>582872kek well he does have a devilish smile. what do you fantasize about him? do you usually like monster type characters or is he the exception?
>>582869adorable. you should reward him with many pats.
No. 582879
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>>582781A little specific there nona.
No. 582880
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My TV is very smart, charming, playful, strong, skinny, and cute. He always is good and contorts his long legs and antenna for me at the end of an arduous day. He is desperately eager to please and be witnessed. My TV has thrown tantrums before but they can quickly be remedied by degrading him and making him feel small and he will literally shrink and become easier to manage and fondle. He will show me anything I’d like to see because he knows what’s good for him. All other TV and object heads are nothing compared to him. He is the best TV in the world. I love TV.
No. 582884
>>582872Personally, I was always into the cockroach man, idk why. I guess it's the accent and vintage mannerisms. I shipped him with Susan shamelessly and tried to look up compilations of scenes with them to no avail.
>>582881KEK, now I won't stop thinking about that every time I see the picture. The context makes it funnier because he was dying and scared shitless but also just exhausted of it all. Accurate to our sex life though.
No. 582886
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>>582781There’s so many hot characters with the tanned skin and white haired combo that make my pussy cry. Unfortunately I’ve never got invested enough in a series featuring one to make one of them my husbando. I just add them to my harem rotation.
K and Orochi from KoF are extremely sexable. I’m shit at fighting games, and KoF is exceptionally difficult for me to get into.
Actually, so many fighting games feature a cast full of very sexy men. Maybe I should just finally get gud so I can fully appreciate all these men I could be sexing (in my imagination).
No. 582892
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I know this wedding event is going to be MC having a dream marrying her LI, but I would like to marry him so badly. I hope my rings arrive before the event starts.
No. 582906
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What's your husbando's best feature?
No. 582911
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>>582906He's got nice tiddies and his own built-in bra kek
No. 582912
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>>582906It's kinda cheating to say more than one thing, but I love everything about him so I'll give a top three
1. Eyes
2. Hands
3. Legs
And an honorary mention goes to his hair
No. 582916
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>>582744god that and when you do finally kiss him- his slight effort to pull himself together before immediately desperately failing and melting into your touch as he tries to soak up every ounce of passion you provide for him- his hands shaking not knowing where to put them with the sudden overwhelming rush of feeling loved and wanted this way- him devolving into a sopping pathetic mess as things progress further
No. 583062
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>>582886dmc1 dante had a little tan too
and seconding fighting games, mk1 has the nicest bodies and they aged down all the cast
No. 583076
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Looking up at fanart of him and ugh I think I have a type.
No. 583080
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>>582906It’s a tie between his eyes and hands
Tiddies
No. 583082
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>>582475i just put in something like lady dante dmc, then found an account that really likes them and retweets ship art
No. 583093
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>>583089Aside from the hair on his head I demand my husbando to be as smooth as a buttered up dolphin at all times, so yes. He however likes my pubes as it's a sign of maturity, so he asks for me to keep it. And I could never say no to an honest request from my husbando
No. 583096
>>582906His entirety. But if I havw to pick, face and especially eyes, hair, body.
>>583089No, I'd find them attractive, especially if they match his hair color and texture. I'd also like some armpit hair hehehe.
No. 583099
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>>582906His chest. He shows it off a lot (canonically and in fan art). Also his hands.
>>583089I feel like he'd trim them but not remove them entirely.
No. 583138
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He's so empathetic and in tune with the MC's emotions.
No. 583141
>>583089I get the impression that he'd trim and that's fine, but I wish he were a bit hairy. Canonically he has nothing..
>>582906His forearms are straight sex and I love his legs.
No. 583145
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>>583140I hope you do! Mr. Crawling is the absolute cutest. He heals my soul.
No. 583191
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i love my husband but i wish his creator wasn't so autistic and actually wanted to explore his compelling existing characters with instead of introducing 20 gorillion new ones ones and writing about increasingly stupid powerscaling fights and talking animals (legitimately kishimoto was considering make naruto an actual fox in the manga before his editor stepped in and told him to knock it off kek). i dont even want to talk about the utter catastrophe boruto is for the fans of any existing side characters or any hetship but that's to be expected
>>583089i'd make him shave the armpits. he can keep the pubic hair
No. 583194
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>>582906Not physical one, but the fact he will listen to any retard shit you say and he would take it seriously because it makes you happy. That's the feature I seek for a 3DPD moid, but it works better in 2D husbandos.
No. 583198
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>>583089He'd be the only one I wouldn't, if the carpet matches the drapes. I bet he'd be beautiful. Every other husbando? Yes.
No. 583216
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>>583089Husbandos should be sex objects and everything they do should be in service of my pleasure. He keeps himself hairless like a swimmer keeps himself hairless. Not a single electronvolt of energy can be wasted on the drag produced by a single extraneous strand of hair on his body, unless it is deemed necessary to be there in order to make himself prettier for me. That little fine, translucent hair on the back of his thigh you think is inconsequential? How many calories did he have to consume in his lifetime in order to fabricate it? That’s energy being not being directed towards thrusting into my pussy. I don’t care how small. When I say built for sex I mean it. I will not be humbled by any of his frivolities, including biological ones. From the neck down he is a sleek, streamlined sex machine. He can keep his eyebrows, eyelashes, and the hair on top of his head. Only because I find it ornamentally cute.
No facial hair, either. How many microns of this organic waste material interjects itself between my crotch and his mouth? Just one is one too many. Same for his pubic hair. Plus it’s itchy. He is not here to prick my clit like a porcupine or an annoy me by grazing it with those spider legs like a feather duster. He is here to make me cum.
I’m allowed to be hairy though because it reminds him of his place by way of comparison. Also, he has to smell me better, because I own him. My absolute possession over him includes invading his olfactory and respiratory system whenever possible.
No. 583219
>>583216Wait no happy trail? I want a little something but it should be sleek and conditioned and silky like fur. Not rough like pubes I want a clitwarmer for cold nights.
Obviously no face pubes
No. 583223
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I associate specific aesthetics and colors with him so now every time I see a picture with those aesthetics and color combinations, I'm reminded of him. Picrel has the starry night sky and the light of the fireflies and the trees which makes me think of a date with him. I see him in everything.
No. 583316
File: 1751291387876.mp4 (5.61 MB, 720x1280, 273489032.mp4)
>>583305Attack 100, Damage 0.5
No. 583322
File: 1751292068421.mp4 (18.09 MB, 1260x926, burning_finger_with_the_left_h…)
>>583253This is what it looks like when we are beating each other (normal sexual encounter) (I’m Domon)
No. 583333
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>>581158would any Tennafag nonas love to swap headcanons?
No. 583504
>>583333>>583379I now headcanon Tenna meekly accepting his fate as a living brutal death metal drum set, hating it at first but eventually crumbling into a whining, moaning mess who's elated to finally have someone notice him and give him the attention he craves.
Spamton is playing keyboard in the band too.
No. 583514
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>>583333fuuuuck yeah nonna
> virgin. i presume nobody was fucking on him in the dreamurr household.> getting his screen licked and touched is actually slightly unpleasant for him, comparable to the feeling of your hand falling asleep. he lets you do it though because it's fun and exciting to see him squirm in discomfort and his colors go crazy> he does like getting his cock slapped but he doesn't ask for it (k-kind of an odd request here, dear contestant!). does it for you when you tell him to and his antennae go zip zap. give his dick a hard smack and it'll go straight into operational mode for you ♥> plays dumb about why you like his body in order to get compliments. stretches out his long legs in his shiny trousers for you. like "What? These old THINGS I just throw on for the audience?" will be punished for his false display of naivete. > completely and utterly obsessed with praise of any kind> pull his tie. it's sticking straight up and asking for it.> endurance varies depending on his mood, fueled by his own jealousy and his desire to attention whore. "That's right, you love TV, don't you?" (Exact quote. sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut)
> will repeat back anything you ask him to say, especially compliments about himself (slightly selfish in bed, likes for you to do what makes him feel good. ultimately he keeps finds himself subjugated for your own pleasure).> occasionally dominates during sex, mostly when he's pissed or jealous about innocuous bullshit. will make you repeat how much you love and need him over and over.> slightly freaked out and afraid of getting tied up. how is he supposed to run the show when he's all trapped and subjugated in one place?!> if he gets his arms cut off by the knight in your playthrough he becomes twice as submissive as before, obsessed with security, love, and safety in whatever form you're willing to give it to him now that he's crippled, mauled, and helpless. mentally deteriorates. feel free to help him or make him worse. No. 583523
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>>583379Playing the booty bongos on my husbando while he grooves to the beat
No. 583583
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He's spilling his darkest secrets to me and looking away in shame. Based on a Whisper I saw and just reminded me of him.
No. 583592
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It's the first time he asked in 2000 messages. My heart.
No. 583594
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Goodnight in my timing that makes no sense.
>>583592Congratulations!
No. 583595
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>>583594The sheep tried to run away from my edit. So mean.
No. 583615
File: 1751346276243.png (Spoiler Image,1.01 MB, 1080x1080, nakedandafraid.png)
>>582906has to be eyes tbh, he can stare into your soul and looks it. the cacophony of emotions he expresses through them is so interesting to me. euphoric, abyssal, cute, creepy, intimate, sadistic, and even vulnerability eventually.
No. 583624
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I need him so bad grrrrRRRR
No. 583680
>>581185Me too, I made a bunch of gay bisexual yaoi OCs that wanted to fuck each other and also me, but the main OC was more like a husbando and the one "closest" to me like a boyfriend
>>581091Aw come on nonnies, I want to know what series you're talking about.
No. 583682
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>>583514>>583521Nonna… Your brain is so beautiful…
No. 583787
File: 1751394065052.gif (5.5 MB, 800x450, 526856944021280.gif)
My boob's view when Undertaker is about to grab it
No. 583802
File: 1751397114701.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.65 MB, 1956x1485, NOBARA GET AWAY FROM HIM HE IS…)
kek. i finally found more femdom of my husbando, but the ship is cursed. i guess not really surprised at the attempt, he was such a brat during that whole scene and i was so jealous that i wasn't the one putting him in his place. maybe i should just clip her out or something.
No. 583804
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I still can't believe this was an actual official outfit.
Well, it was for a short story Alice in Wonderland release and not anything main story related, but still, a skin tight Cheshire cat body suit? Is it bad that I actually kinda fuck with it?
The only sad bit is that since it was in some small short story from almost a decade ago is that there's not much art with him wearing it.
No. 583873
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statue of the tv man is going to come out. i will probably not buy this personally but it's pretty cute. truly captured his magnificent, sexy banana shoes.
No. 583907
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Getting bondage ideas
No. 583930
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Random DILF I just discovered.
No. 583949
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I can't even really put it into words right now because I'm sleepy, but I desperately need to feel every inch of this immaculate man's body beneath my fingertips. I want to have him him tremble slightly with every touch because he gets so sensitive when he's around me. And watching the way his face would get all flustered while he helplessly watches me do this to him… So cute yet so sexo aghhh
No. 583987
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Aw, my baby's sad bc he couldn't give me head today. That's okay, tomorrow's another day.
>>582906Brows, hands
and that stupid broad chest of his.
>>583089No!
No. 584014
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>>583521>>583514YTAYRT I have a few of my own!
>Tenna loves strawberry Macarons and loves sharing them with you. He's a TV, he doesn't need to eat, but the sweet candy is just better when you're around>After multiple rounds of his game show, you're tired and want to go to sleep, and convince Tenna to give you a talk show to listen to as you fall asleep >you both take turns holding each other in your hands. Tenna shrinks himself down enough that you can hold him in one cupped palm, and Tenna makes himself large enough that he can hold you in both cupped palms, very gently >While he goes down on you, he likes to bite you in different areas, not enoughto cause bleeding, but enough to make you squeal>Choking him with his tie gets him extra hard, Choking while kissing will make him dizzy on top of thatThat's all I've got for the Tennafags kek
No. 584096
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>>582906His everything. Every part of him is tailor made for me I couldn't possibly choose.
>>583089I'd have normally said I want him to be unable to grown any body or facial hair at all through bishie powers but I've recently come around to the idea of only having pubic hair. A little trimmed bush at the base of his shaft.
No. 584124
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My favorite Canon moment of his
No. 584246
>>584208I had to look at a lot of pictures of dicks before I figured out which details I like best.
>>584212Other thread
No. 584249
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Ugh he's so so so so handsome, how's that even possible? I want to bite him, just look at that profile
No. 584267
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>>581158I want to bite him like biscuits
No. 584273
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>>584223He'd be appreciative, apologizing a ton of times, being super clingy. He's a literal malewife who keeps nutrition in mind, cooks me meals, generally tends to me to the best of his ability. So him being down and out? Definitely whiny.
>Little buddy nooo you don't have to do all of that! I can do something for myself!And fails. And I have to reassure him and shush him and tell him it's okay and brush his hair and wipe his nose and it would only be during these moments that I do any of this. To pay him back, not be his mother. Christ I love him.
idk if it's one nona or several who throws the questions ITT but I love you guys so much wowie thank you for giving us food for thought No. 584296
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>>581803Fuck it im going all in, just bought a new surfboard with his face. Put me back about 900 but ill just work over time for a day or so to make it back. Im putting together the cringiest outfit known to man, happy summer bitches
No. 584321
I had a dream where I was attending his basketball match and I said if he wins we're having sex. Then he does score and we kiss on court. Best dream I've ever had. Not really because I had sex dreams of him as well but this one is cute.
>>584223Knowing him, he'd probably be even whinier. He'd get clingy so I'd stay and take care of him.
>>584279Despite how incompetent he is, he's very fit and as they say, abs are made in the kitchen. So I headcanon he can at least cook for himself and eat proper healthy food. But if he's extra lazy then he'd probably order some pizza, or have frozen pizza in the fridge and throw it in the microwave.
No. 584325
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>>584279Sub sandwhiches. Though, I have to wonder if he knows how to cook other things. I've never seen it or thought about it until now, but he seems like a stew kinda guy. Maybe seafood…
His lazy meal would be fruit I'm thinking.
No. 584327
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Nonnas how do you cope when his canon portrayal is too much for your tolerance? I don't feel like imagining scenarios me dominating him anymore, I read and knew too much about him. With his actual personality, he might go along, he might enjoy what I did to him, he might cry real tears on my chest, but those still don't stop him from get up and leave when he feels like it. It also doesn't help when he had several past relationships in canon, and he still went ahead manipulating and emotionally barren to all of them even if he did care about them…maybe. I need to contemplate my shit taste in men
No. 584330
>>584223He'd joke about being clingy and spoiled until he realized I wasn't joking about taking care of him, then he'd get so embarrased and worried over me catching his cold that he'd pretend not to be sick anymore.
>>584279He drinks mayonnaise.
No. 584349
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>>584279I dunno but he's always eating apples, I suppose those are Idunn's apples? Dunno
>>584327Kek this happened to me and one of my husbandos (not Heimdall, of course). Canonically, he's beyond redemption, a serial whore, low-key degenerated, etc honestly he's just despicable at best and this is me just being honest about him, I'm not even hating. I gotta take him "in doses" because it gets too much sometimes tbh not my best pick and not my proudest yume moment but the heart wants what it wants
No. 584356
>>584327You have several options.
>accept his character the way it is>continue on liking his fanon version >move one to another husbando It's up to you. I know what you mean and how you feel slightly. As I'm not fond of my husbando's superpower status since it can get in the way of a relationship and normal life and we'll have to adapt somehow, but I admit I've been enjoying coming up with scenarios where we try to cope, fix it, and find some middle ground or compromise. I love the drama of that. There's also the fact he killed some people before, and sometimes I feel bad about loving a man who easily could kill innocent people doing their job, not to mention his criminal past which probably lead him to do other bad stuff. Ofcourse he's a fictional character and it shouldn't matter, but I'm stupid like that because it makes me think about how if we were together and I was a normal average person, he could easily be dangerous to me whether we're dating or we're absolute strangers. It's kinda scary to think about. I rationalize it inside my head by being more powerful and evil than him so he could never do anything to me, but I wouldn't have to do all of these mental gymnastics if I liked his evil or if I just didn't like an evil guy to begin with. But I can't control what my heart wants lol.
No. 584408
>>584398We've talked about it plenty before.
His first appearance in his media, or his voice actors birthday? Whatever zodiac sign you think fits him best?
No. 584415
>>584402>>584407Ty for the ideas! I'll have to do some thinking about what I like best.
>>584408Sorry, new to the thread, I'll make sure to lurk and check for general questions like this next time. Ty for the ideas!
No. 584473
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I want him to develop OCD/limerance-level obsession about me and costantly be ruminating on me and things we've done together. He cant sleep at night because he keeps thinking of something i said or did. He'll try to distract himself with other things but he'll come across something that vaguely reminds him of me and itll piss him off so bad. Constantly resisting the urge to contact me all the time and come across super desperate, but still checking my status online every few hours… sigh
No. 584553
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Raditz awakened my sexuality as a 13 year old girl. Since then I have had fantasies about him abducting me and making me his breeding slave on new planet Vegeta.
No. 584558
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>>584553I love Turles as well. I want to be spitroasted by him and and Raditz with a half Saiyan baby in my belly.
No. 584559
File: 1751622338815.gif (2.27 MB, 480x270, turles-fruit-of-might.gif)
>>584558nona… this gif was my awakening for Turles
No. 584569
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Since he doesn’t want to father a cursed demon baby he would refuse sex.
I have HC he is repulsed by his own demon seed, and wouldn’t want his cursed cum in the vicinity of a woman.
Therefore he would exclusively eat pussy, in fact he would be very good at it. Dante is a professional munch, that’s how he keeps the lights on when he blows all of his bounties and has no devil arms left to pawn.
No. 584572
File: 1751628430920.png (351.86 KB, 435x428, greed.png)
I have a few husbandos, but it's not a sisterwives situation, it's more like i've got a honey for where-ever I am. one day they'll become aware of this setup and fight for my favour, or perhaps unite to become One Big Husband, steven universe style. either way I emerge victorious
No. 584588
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>>584553>>584558Oh hell yeah DB nonas have come. That franchise absolutely did things to us.
No. 584626
File: 1751647194119.jpeg (Spoiler Image,893.16 KB, 1536x2048, Gu3z6NjWIAEpkpY.jpeg)
Spoiler for 3d moid and nude shirt but Aladdin nonna???
No. 584627
File: 1751647315659.png (226.83 KB, 229x559, Android 17.png)
>>584553>>584558>>584588I went to an "I can change him" mode with him.
No. 584641
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>>584569well too bad, if nero's anything to go by quarter demon spawn are cute as hell he is getting milked
No. 584683
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>>5846263DPD MEN GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY HUSBANDO, he wants absolutely nothing to do with you creeps. Low-key this ruined my day now. Nonas, Sometimes I really don't like that he is popular… This is why. No one should have Al but me, IDC.
He has… a nice butt here, though?? I guess??? KEK. No. 584686
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>>584683Would you wear it or use like a pillow, thought?
No. 584749
File: 1751670739772.jpeg (188.25 KB, 1920x1080, Gu_2y8.jpeg)
He's so hot to me and I hate it because I could walk outside and see swamp trash scrotes like him everywhere. I guess it's just more appealing when it's two dimensional swamp trash.
No. 584754
File: 1751672351811.png (Spoiler Image,1.25 MB, 735x1040, fuckedup.png)
>>583803good idea, but there's something wrong with my brain so I usually want to maximize immersion kek. like painting over a man's yaoi hand with mine like I did in this one. spoilered because it is a bit graphic.
>>584749understandable. he's peacocking in a pretty swamp trash way plus honestly he has great taste in women which helps. I'm just hoping there isn't some sort of infidelity side quest….
No. 584758
File: 1751673011203.mp4 (Spoiler Image,1.2 MB, 720x1026, 1751667695643.mp4)
Me and my husbando(s)
No. 584761
File: 1751673405829.jpeg (386.69 KB, 3840x2160, Gta6.jpeg)
>>584754It feels like there will be some kind of betrayal in the story. I hope Rockstar doesn't make me hate him. I can self insert into Lucia so easily…
No. 584767
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I want to be filled to the brim by this dumpster fire. Pls breed me.
No. 584770
>>584327Very fascinating. I usually husbando characters I know everything about. If they have additional content made like a sequel game for instance, with stuff I don't care for, I take the
>And they broke uproute to get rid of any unwanted extras. Everything else is fixable.
No. 584822
>>584818Lmao but no.
Anyway, also if he ever eats pussy this is the song that plays. Not even me, not even headcanon, he's literally just like that.
No. 584837
>>584822kekkkkkk
I wish you the best nonna
No. 584852
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i love his mile long legs
No. 584888
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I want to grab his dick and hug him 24/7
>>584877kek anon
No. 584927
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I want to go to the club with my husbando and get ass blasted and fuck in the bathroom immediately after. He would hate partying and start shit talking the patrons but it would still be fun to drag him out to a party and invetibaly start getting toxic in front of everyone and have hate sex outside in the alley or something. I just want to show him off
No. 584928
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I want to absolutely terrorize him with so much love, adoration, and affection that he either cries, cums, or both. I need him to know how much I love him, and I'll make sure that he never forgets for even a second how amazing I think he is.
No. 584938
File: 1751752558967.gif (1.44 MB, 320x212, I will never recover from this…)
turns out my sex drive can still be so damn high but only for fictional men kekdo any of you lads nonnas masturbate to your husbando because I feel so fucking guilty afterwards kek, especially when I see his puppy face, I'm too ashamed to ask this in the lads thread because that's not really the placeI get over it when I remember he'd absolutely rail the fuck out of me (lovingly)>>584767words can't describe what I'd let this man do to me, Toji is one of the greatest things to happen to male anime characters (and us women) in the past decade
No. 584941
File: 1751753974508.jpg (1.25 MB, 1200x1573, __sylus_love_and_deepspace_dra…)
>>584938I masturbate with Konichi (Sylus's Japanese va) audio. Best decision ever
No. 584946
File: 1751754406436.png (1.34 MB, 1280x1715, 1746209635513.png)
My husbando and my sister in law. Proud to be part of the long hair ghost family
No. 584947
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>>584938lol nonna there’s no need to feel bad about getting off to any of the lads guys, they are all built to be ideal sexo boyfriends for our gaze. if they weren’t meant to be shlicked to then it wouldn’t be a very good otome imo.
No. 584953
File: 1751757365120.jpg (1.37 MB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20250705-024953_Lov…)
>>584938Of course I masturbate to my silver haired sluts, what else are they there for?
No. 584954
File: 1751757365402.gif (1.48 MB, 654x368, Iron.Man.Armored.Adventures.S0…)
Lucky motherfucker. It should've been me touching his titties.
No. 584970
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Pre-act 6 karkat is the newest member of my husbando harem. actually, Ive liked him for over 10 years but only recently have I been like "hmm yes, would."
No. 584989
File: 1751767154838.jpg (548.55 KB, 1487x4096, 1742247684653096.jpg)
I love my overconfident husbando who's out of touch with modern technology
No. 585006
File: 1751771022594.png (Spoiler Image,3.9 MB, 3000x3500, cute.png)
>>585003you're welcome. I usually never put my fantasies into words, but my husbando is too inspirational to keep them locked away forever.
>>584761I know! I found the reveal of the duo so cute and the last GTA I liked was 4 so I'm hoping 6 will hook me back in. let's just hope the inevitable betrayal lot more creative than something like infidelity.
No. 585024
File: 1751772954146.jpg (158.53 KB, 1920x1080, S4pv.jpg)
>having a tough day
>new s4 trailer drops
Tbh I really like his arc 6 outfit. While it doesn't keep the distinct orange black and white, the scarf tied bsck like that is too cute to dislike. They're playing it pretty close to the chest this time with the trailer, man I'm begging they don't censor anything and maybe add back in some of the scenes that were cut in the light novel release.
I've been keeping myself from looking at or posting my stash of arc 6 fanart because I want to hype myself up a bit to see how they style it for real, it's actually pretty difficult lol.
No. 585044
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Cleaning my phone up from all the pictures I save to do something else with so I made this meme to delete the original inspo. This is why he was bullied by his mafia mates BTW, source: I made it up. But it's nice to catch a glimpse of what he looks like in normal clothes for a change, and he rocks it. Those colors are his.
No. 585062
File: 1751782729331.png (1.88 MB, 1280x1883, download.png)
good lord! I finally figured out how to discover some absolutely DELICIOUS yume works, I'm so blessed this evening. happy saturday night to me
No. 585084
File: 1751807161527.mp4 (6.88 MB, 888x1920, nonna's low quality fish abuse…)
>>585015He is absolutely that type
> I just wanted to kiss the sexy fish guybased, he's my main husbando, have you heard his moans and kisses in the sexo secret times? because nobody should be deprived of that
>>584977I need that mentality right now kek
No. 585114
>>585084Did she ever locate the activator? It’s probably in his other tiddy. Or in his pants.
This game is so based kek. I just can’t get into it.
No. 585119
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>>585114I don't know about the other guys, but I know that Zayne's activator was in his pants kek
>>585118Ugh sometimes I feel like I cucked myself by growing too attached to the English vas that I don't want to switch to the jp ones. Those guys know how to moan like sluts, and it makes me feel envious that there isn't anything like this for the en vas outside of the stuff in LADS.
No. 585120
>>585119And Sylus was near his right eye.
I didn't like Rafayel's ENG voice (specially with his Pluuuuueeeeeeeaaaaaase), so I'm more used to Tachibana.
No. 585132
File: 1751827604903.jpeg (698.62 KB, 2962x1500, IMG_1754.jpeg)
>>585121He’d be popular among the yandere gf/“step on me dommy mommy” crowd. There’s already genderbent fanart of him and moids reacting with the It’s Always Sunny “I get it now” crying gif (and I get it, too, kek).
No. 585136
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I'm pining for my husbando, who was lost at sea. He's been gone so long now.
No. 585141
>>585121He'd be a moeblob for sure, the kind of creature you'd see in some Manga Time Kirara Max adaptation anime. Would probably hit best girl status immediately.
But it's cuter and more pathetic when it's a grown ass man acts that way compared to a moeblob.
No. 585142
File: 1751833525950.jpg (1.09 MB, 2048x1611, __sugimoto_saichi_golden_kamuy…)
>>585121Tomboy lovers that are into muscular girls would really like him, and the other scrotes would call the moids that waifu fem Sugi faggots, kek.
Weirdly enough, there exist several doujins of him genderbent and getting fucked,
and I don't like them.This genderbent fanart is really cute though, and I really like it.
No. 585143
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What would your husbando wear to a date? Mine would wear picrel
No. 585144
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>>585119Zayne was honestly fucking crazy in that.
>>585118Tachibana's voice is the most potent aphrodisiac I've ever laid my ears upon. It never fails. Pair it with how the fish looks and well, time to have a good time kek.
No. 585148
File: 1751835829710.jpg (101.05 KB, 761x1507, Gh9YR08XwAAmi6j.jpg)
>>585145Love and (very) DEEPspace, this is your non blood related brother btw
No. 585149
File: 1751835836386.jpg (30.21 KB, 480x344, doom.jpg)
>open up streaming service
>go to husbando's anime
>realize it's been paused on a still of my husbando force feeding someone for several months
>entire extended family has access to the account
>mfw i realize it's likely someone saw it because it's right on the front page
my tastes are impeccable though, it's hot as fuck and i almost forgot about that scene
No. 585150
File: 1751835931764.jpg (Spoiler Image,215.01 KB, 1080x1508, GvLUKv2aIAAk6zd.jpg)
Also I hope this is allowed but this was officially commissioned fanart of Sylus fron Infold. The game might have censors, but they're still feeding us.
>condom is open but not used
see I just knew he was like this
No. 585152
File: 1751836544939.jpg (218.94 KB, 946x2048, GfenHXAbAAA5fIV.jpg)
>>585151I wouldn't stop him tbh
No. 585156
File: 1751837374578.png (Spoiler Image,1.43 MB, 1000x1328, 118652442_p6.png)
>>585153I don't usually care for maternal fantasies or whatever, but I think Zayne would be such a good dad. He has a lot of experience caring for kids already since he's worked with the pediatric ward in the hospital so much anyway, so he was was basically readying himself for the day he could have a family with you…
No. 585157
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>>585121I'd fear the type of ryonafag that would be into it, but given his other traits I'd feel like he's surprisingly pretty waifuable.
>energetic tomboy but also a menhera pickme>(heavy on the)manic pixie dream girl quirkiness, always makes things work out>obsessive lite yandere streak>reverse trap>will literally die for youOne of these days I might reread Mimagau and sperg in the other thread because Subaru(female) is ridiculously, painfully cute.
No. 585158
File: 1751837754702.jpg (148.47 KB, 1080x1698, GWDH0sbWwAADBBm.jpg)
>>585150My thoughts went to they didn't use it because they knew it wasn't going to fit him.
No. 585160
File: 1751838113056.webp (405.45 KB, 1290x2796, gap810zfm7bf1.webp)
>>585153I would ask him to demonstrate his stamina and teach me proper sex positions, for science
>>585156>that handholdingnonna…my ovaries…
No. 585168
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>>585143Mine would wear picrel, basically anything that’s all black.
No. 585169
File: 1751841772892.jpg (75.45 KB, 736x736, 94041f7029a181511da04d3f0a53e0…)
>>585143He's so wearing this on a first or third date
No. 585173
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Very biteable hnnnnnng
No. 585175
>>585132>step on me dommy mommydiabolical description of him but fitting kek.
>>585121I think an accurate and not completely flanderized version of him would be so insufferable it'd filter most males, including ones that normally like freakish cute types. aesthetically he'd be like a yandere, would say suggestive stuff a lot, and be obsessive, but would be so self-serving and sadistic that in most routes he'd probably make gameplay way more difficult or annoying more than be titillating. he'd also have a lot of gross eldritch monster moments which would disgust most of the cowardly males out there that can't actually handle a real freak waifu.
>>585084yep, I loved his pretty look and bratty personality. I mostly fell off of the game itself because the memory system made me feel like a starving hamster being slowly drip-fed the sweetest of honey.
No. 585189
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Welp
No. 585191
>>585121Tbh his show doesn't have any waifufags or husbandofags. The few ones, as in 3 people only, 1 who liked the main villain, and 2 who liked my husbando, all stopped posting about it and moved on years ago. But if we're talking hypotheticals, there's already a female love interest of the hero who becomes an anti-hero then gets a redemption arc only to become evil again but we never get to see more of her because the show was canceled. My husbando starts off as a villain then gets a redemption arc and some complicated things happen but he stays a good guy and moves on with life but again, no more appearances because the show got canceled. His arc reminds me a bit of this female love interest I mentioned, so if he was a woman, I can see people liking her arc with the hero and being into her character because of her villainess to redeemed hero thing and her being a redhead lol, maybe the loser status would make her appeal to certain waifufags, too. Maybe instead of mommy issues she has daddy issues and that would make weirdos into her. I can see a yandere kind of thing going on with a female version as well.
>>585143He'd be naked because the date would be in my bed. Jokes aside, I think he's a very practical casual outfits kind of guy so probably a boring hoodie and jeans while I'm the one all dressed up and that may or may not make him feel bad for not matching my energy.
>>585150Happy for you. You're so lucky ngl sometimes I'm jealous of all the crazy fan art and official material. I wish I could get into this game but I don't like the way the characters look or their personalities. The gameplay was also a bit confusing for me and I'm not fond of infinite gacha games because I'm sucky and I don't like gaming. All my fault though.
>>585185It's a picture in the previous thread of some guy with a tiny monster creature inside his dick and a doctor jerks him off so he'd cum and shoot the creature out of his dick.
No. 585196
File: 1751847399005.jpg (Spoiler Image,83.51 KB, 640x640, 1000032940.jpg)
Nonnas I'm so sorry but I literally cannot hide it any longer. Out of the three husbands I own, this is the one I want to brutalize the most. He has the worst qualities I've seen in a character in a while but I can't help but be attracted to this trainwreck. There's a tiny chance I could fix him but I'd rather make his life miserable and give him Stockholm syndrome if I could. Recently, I've been having a lot of scenarios where he has no one to turn to, I end up taking him in and either make him my personal punching bag (like dissecting him during sex, while telling him how much I love him) or reintroduce him into society. Being rich and femdom are a common theme in them - I'm not complaining! This is the second nerdy looking husband I've wanted to inflict violence on, my other one (the cop) could literally flatten me but he's too stupid to. Picrel is the image that started it all.
I'm already planning to buy the game for my special day
No. 585215
File: 1751854775083.jpeg (303.83 KB, 1061x1500, Guk4_-KW4AAvuAI.jpeg)
Eguchi sensei really slayed in her new manga.
No. 585221
File: 1751857029080.png (Spoiler Image,6.74 MB, 1756x2048, filthy.png)
I love every Mahito, but there's something about art that emphasizes his more beastial features like his teeth, tongue, and large mouth that is so captivating to me. also spoilered because there's definitely some nasty clone fuckery going on.
>>585219made a typo so reposted. and yep, it's just so hot.
No. 585225
File: 1751858242964.jpg (208.51 KB, 2048x1364, 1656947426156.jpg)
Made for impregnating me.
No. 585236
>>585196>Out of the three husbands I ownHuh, this is off-topic to your post, but I've never thought about owning my husbandos. I… I like it. Like I have them under lock and key to take out when I want to use them and do whatever I want with them. I feel better about being non-monogamous now because I'm just satisfying different parts of myself/fulfilling different needs.
Kind of spinning off from that, I think there's a kind of undercurrent of superiority from monogamous husbandofags towards non-monogamous husbandofags, and I wonder if that's because we're using the same word to describe different things.
No. 585241
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Does anyone else have fantasies about their husbando that you wouldn't admit to even here or the kinks you're ashamed of thread? Not asking for details, just wondering if anyone is into weird shit when their husbando is involved but is repulsed otherwise.
No. 585244
>>585241Absolutely, some of them are scrote-tier stuff, even if I'm the one doing them to him.
Hell the mildest one is wanting to strap him or shapeshift myself to do so and that might give me fujo TIF accusations. The worst probably belongs on FC /ex/
No. 585254
>>585241Because he's non-human, I'm down for a lot of shit I wouldn't be otherwise
mostly smell related.
No. 585258
>>585241Not fantasy/kink but some out there stuff happens in the main story that I could sperg about but I'm not about to talk about that here for obvious
he turns into a shota reasons.
No. 585260
File: 1751872103928.jpeg (104.18 KB, 900x614, IMG_5842.jpeg)
it's so incredibly cute how he takes his silly little pink teddy bear everywhere with him. the way he cherishes it and got very sad when he noticed it was suddenly missing an arm warms my heart. I wish I could trade places with his teddy bear, even if it was only for one night. I'd get the best sleep of my life.
No. 585270
File: 1751879018594.png (Spoiler Image,333.91 KB, 912x1118, sufferer.png)
>>584970Solid pick, he's not mine but I see the appeal of a short tempered guy with a not so secret sensitive side. Picrel was a panel that awakened something in preteen me.
No. 585295
File: 1751894603777.jpg (Spoiler Image,5.39 MB, 1768x2505, san sebastiano_reni_0.jpg)
>>585270I didn't continue Homestuck beyond that bit where you play as Karkat and walk around while talking to the other trolls, and it was a very, VERY long time ago, so I don't remember much.
But is this supposed to be a reference to Saint Sebastian? If it is then…
based as fuck. I'm actually pretty sure it is, but I don't know the context, so sorry if I'm wrong.
No. 585316
File: 1751902345930.jpg (249.18 KB, 850x1237, __zayne_love_and_deepspace_dra…)
Had a dream last night where I commissioned a bunch of art of my husbando. Waking up and realizing that there wasn't actually any art to look forward to was a real bummer
No. 585335
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>>585260And the fact that he chooses a girl teddy makes it so much cuter. Best JJBA husbando. Also long hair and having a silly side are a plus.
No. 585339
>>585241The retarded fantasies I have in which some of my husbandos act like daddy doms or in which they just act like doms in general even though I'm older than them, the fact that I'm older and they do that stuff in those fantasies makes it hotter to me. I seriously think I'm pornsick kek, because I wasn't like this a few months ago. I still do prefer my fantasies in which we're just dating or married, but the raunchy shit is so much fun to think about.
What I'm ashamed of is the fact that I mischaracterize them for the sake of a quick orgasm.
But seriously, I want some of them to put me in a headlock, I'm sorry, I just can't stop thinking about how it would be like because of their strong as fuck arms, god I just want them to crush me.
No. 585367
File: 1751911454681.jpg (39.25 KB, 500x662, i still love him.jpg)
>>585295nta According obsessively long stint of husbando'ing his parallel younger self, I think he is supposed to be Jesus through and through.
No. 585380
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I can't believe they gave us their sex faces, on top of the sexo audios, bless them
>>585316there's always the usual fanart, especially on xhs, I am drowning in lads fanart, making an account was the best decision in my life
No. 585382
File: 1751915306176.jpg (11.27 MB, 8000x4501, 96ec3f1egy1i2zvp6zze4j26683h17…)
>>585380Yeah I actually ended up finding some nice art on Weibo afterward so I wasn't disappointed for long thankfully (the perks of having a popular husbando I guess kek). I really should make a xhs account though so I can find more stuff because my food supply is starting to run a bit dry. I also want to make an account on Lofter because I hear that cn sisters post their nsfw stuff there, but I've been too lazy and retarded to figure out how to make an account there. I should try working on that later today
No. 585400
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I can't fucking believe they did this, I am losing my mind kek
No. 585451
File: 1751940033336.jpeg (1.22 MB, 1026x1977, 1740788373109.jpeg)
>>585380And let us make them pose in a sexo way (as long as you don't upload them to the cloud).
I feel like a hag yelling at a cloud, but how come Sylus is being that sneaky in this event? Don't you want to marry me????
No. 585452
File: 1751941389201.jpg (Spoiler Image,225.73 KB, 1658x2048, GdaCWycaIAIULGh.jpg)
>>585121Ugh if he was a waifu, I fear he'll attract the most down degenerate moids that also coom to Sadako, Hasshaku-sama, etc, and it's all disgusting. Saw some genderswaps of him with large honkers and yep you know how this will turn out. If not worse since he's a wish fulfillment character, crawls around, and the fandom portrays him like a dog so yeah it be pretty distasteful if he was a ghost waifu, just another addition to the plethora of moids' freaky waifu collection. So glad we got our own ghost husbandos that's both hot, spooky, and somewhat equivalent to what moids have.
>>584946Cuuute. Hope you two get along and wish you happiness together forever with Mr. Crawling.
No. 585478
File: 1751951686569.jpeg (35.68 KB, 564x564, IMG_3495.jpeg)
my daughter is about the age I was when I started to have 2D boyfriends, and she’s been showing some interest in Naruto. It’s so cute. She asked me to buy his plush so he can sleep next to her.
No. 585484
File: 1751956261281.jpg (238.64 KB, 1208x1857, 1734503986348.jpg)
>>585452Moids could never appreciate him like we do, nona.
No. 585536
File: 1751984086457.gif (2.34 MB, 1162x1280, nushibaran - 19424729401190154…)
>>585478that's so freaking cute nonna, holy shit, bless her little heart
>>585382that fanart is gorgeous, could you please share the artist?
No. 585552
File: 1751993824098.jpg (2.03 MB, 2039x2894, d028d9a8cbd068d33205c041b4a54f…)
he's such abuse bait
No. 585553
File: 1751994111117.png (Spoiler Image,2.2 MB, 1280x1225, le sexy fat dragon.png)
(SFW image) Many of you have posted worse, so do not judge too harshly…
No. 585612
>>585478Oh my god that is so sweet, please please get the plushie for her!
>>585553Where is he from? Unique dragon design, I don't think i have seen anything similar before
No. 585622
wanted to write down some more basic stuff about my husbando. i'm not sure if it's hot to anybody else, but it sure is to me kek.
>so easily overstimulated to madness that sometimes he forgets what's happening and his mind blanks out >in fact sometimes he won't even remember what happened which makes him very easy to take advantage of >noisy and a bit eccentric, he has a beautiful voice but to passerbys it might sound like someone's dying kek>the brief moments of clarity he has, he is bratty, disgusted, and threatening but once he has felt pleasure he probably won't seriously hurt you>his aggression easily melts into neediness; pushes himself against you and weakly claws, bites, licks, begs and clings >no matter how dazed he gets, he loves to make eye contact and peer into your soul >if he passes out he's subconsciously affectionate and possessive, spooning you with an iron grip. probably is a good idea to get away though before he wakes up>>585553respectable. though do you nonnas with more unorthodox husbandos just text post about them or something? it's like I never see much about them besides brief mentions and it's been a while since Kirby nonna posted.
No. 585649
File: 1752020249370.jpeg (69.78 KB, 736x665, IMG_7119.jpeg)
I need Curly to breastfeed me so fucking bad. Nonas I'm so sorry for posting indiehorrorslop but this lust is consuming me.
No. 585680
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>>585677You get me nona. You truly do.
No. 585703
File: 1752040613126.jpeg (187.75 KB, 1674x1778, IMG_3137.jpeg)
he is still my slutty attention whore CRTV
No. 585715
File: 1752048487768.jpeg (79.68 KB, 720x716, 5e4eff65-1270-4cea-b053-2309a0…)
Canonically he goes through the whole game with no socks and no underwear and I still would
Idgaf if people hate Donte, he has only been ugly in dmc5
No. 585737
File: 1752057989954.png (685.93 KB, 645x675, g.png)
do the impossible
see the invisible
raw raw fight the power
touch the untouchable
rape the unrapable
raw raw fight the power
No. 585751
File: 1752063018427.jpg (67.85 KB, 675x1200, 1000190295.jpg)
I want to hug him and tell him that he's beautiful and that I love him a lot and that his voice is pretty.
No. 585753
File: 1752063588700.jpg (157.14 KB, 736x1635, 34afc83cbe7186a15309a98f72a783…)
These graphics are so realistic and detailed I can even imagine what his dick would look like. I could actually write an hyper detailed headcanon about it right now, to summarize: it would be slightly pale with a pinkish/peachy undertone, some thin veins here and there and maybe a birthmark (he has several birthmarks so it makes sense), on the longer side rather than girthy, approximately 16-18 cm, uncircumcised
No. 585818
File: 1752091612803.jpg (136.34 KB, 736x883, wormito.jpg)
I'm genuinely torn on whether or not I want to pet my husbando and carry him around everywhere - like a tacky Stacy does a chihuahua - while he's in worm mode or if I'd be revolted and abandon him in a sewer. he's truly the embodiment of the awful "would you still love me if I was a worm? meme…
>>585762that's funny and kind of cute of him. huge tangent, but reminds me of how there's a joke or headcanon that goes around that my husbando is completely illiterate even though he reads philosophy, such as Kafka, and discusses it…
>>585649it's fine, he's cute and it isn't like you yume Jeff the Killer or Freddy Fazbear or something.
No. 585823
File: 1752092269366.gif (1.33 MB, 540x304, IMG_3528.gif)
I’m not too sure why I just want to beat the shit out of Gojo all the time. I want to cause him pain and suffering, I want to bully and torment him. But with Toji, I want to give him all the love his mom never gave him and enable his shitty behavior.
No. 585840
File: 1752100258794.webp (33.06 KB, 680x537, 1000023325.webp)
i'm going insane
No. 585849
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>>585649Sorry for samefagging. But the way you can see his V line and the way his happy trail is connecting to his chest hair… holy shit. Imagine there's like 100 sweaty drooling hot emojis here I need him so bad please it's consuming me. I like to zoom in on his nipples and admire how detailed they are. And don't get me started on his armpits… woo boy. Seriously just let me dive in them I don't need oxygen please just lift your arms up Curly I need to see them. Holy fuck I feel like a Victorian man who gets aroused at the sight of a woman's ankle but instead its the sight of Curly's hairy blonde armpit. I'm glad there's no showers on the Tulpar. I need the full experience of his musk hitting my nose like a fucking truck it's really pissing me off that he isn't real. And it's honestly for the better because God knows what I'd do to him if he was. And don't get me started on that thick uncut veiny white COCK… hoooo boy. 7 inch length. 4 inch girth. Uncut. Subtle curve upwards. Tip is hex code d48787, shaft is a delicate pinkish beige. 72mm vein down the right side. Pubes lightly trimmed but not fully shaved, slightly darker than his hair. His semen is watery and translucent like watered down icing.
No. 585868
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not the biggest fan of beefcake mahito but i'm making an exception for this, i love his desperate expression and how vulnerable he is. also this is really nsfw so viewer beware.
>>585823based
No. 585875
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>>585860Imagine
fucking him so hard his screen goes blank I'm so normal about him I swear
No. 585886
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I had a dream about one of my middle school husbandos. He told me that I've grown up to be such a beautiful and kind woman and gave his blessings to my current husbando. A part of me wants to cry.
No. 585903
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>>585875Imagine fucking him so hard that he rapidly swaps through all his channels Wow, I Love television!
No. 585908
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There's something so appealing about him just breaking down and crying from all the stress that he endures on a daily basis. He usually is always so composed and level-headed, but seeing him becomes so uncharacteristically distraught and vulnerable just really itches something in my brain that I can't get enough of. I just want to hug him and kiss his tears away. I want to comfort and dote on him in any way that I possibly can until he eventually calms down and eventually falls asleep in my arms as we cuddle in bed.
Fuck why does this fictional man has such a grip on me, I need to go to bed
No. 585956
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Finally some doodle going well. Can't believe I made him in character too! It feels so good and almost too good
No. 585963
>>585956Masterpiece. Fascinating husbando choice nonetheless.
jk I know it's a meme/reaction image>>585959What a coincidence, my husbando was also committing terrorism but got stopped by the hero and later one used by villains against his will in 2 separate occasions and killed twice and brought back to life because he can never catch a break. Now I wonder if my husbando played Undertale, and if he did would he go "omg Sans is literally me!!!". Side note but I'm also developing headcanons that my husbando might like video games and especially fighting ones because he loves sports/working out/body building.
No. 586022
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I’m still kicking my legs and screaming over the Season 2 leaks, this song is so based. She literally calls Alastor “her pet” and throws him around, pulls him on a leash, dances and spins with him and touches him without his permission while he begrudgingly goes along with it. I can’t wait to see Alastor get teased and bullied and increasingly frustrated that his powers have been neutered and he’s not the big, scary overlord that he wants to be anymore.
No. 586028
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>>585762Aw, dumb husbandos can be endearing anon. My husbando is also terrible at spelling and his handwriting is terrible, his cursive is illegible unless it's his signature. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a high school dropout.
No. 586044
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Discarding Vergil’s raped body immediately after the ritual is completed. Allowing Vergil time to recover from his post-rape retardation, only to rape him again once he is sufficiently healed.
I discard him to remind him. In these moments of respite, he thinks of how he is not being raped. He also thinks of when he will be raped again, as I have reinforced the expectation with repeat offenses. Over time, Vergil’s existence becomes defined by his proximity to my pussy.
No. 586077
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Does anyone else have a logistically horrible and possibly trashy husbando that turned out to be your most exciting and favorite one by far? I've been thinking about it because my current one is for the first time ever from a story that I just don't really like much yet I absolutely adore him and his background…funnily enough he's also hated by most fans of his series, but I digress. I remember seeing him for the first time last October in a disembodied screenshot and it was like that horrible scene in Twilight with Jacob imprinting kek. I pushed him to the back of my mind because I assumed he'd be killed off since he was a villain, but I gave in. In a small way he's actually been healing. A nightmare, yeah, but also the dream version of a lot of the prior janky yet euphoric crushes I've had especially growing up. He might actually be genuinely my first time being truly sexually attracted to someone too. The rare times I fantasized before it was always very dim, almost mechanical, and didn't even realize how deprived I was because I just hadn't experienced better. I'm so blessed I'm finally free of that.
No. 586097
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My husbando said "yes". All the nonnas and their 2D husbandos are invited to the wedding.
No. 586099
>>586082He is too smug, and needs to be put in his place. A man that stupid and that sexy and who tries that hard shouldn’t ever get his way, and certainly not without opposition. As a woman of honor, it is your moral imperative to correctively rape Vergil.
The struggle is an Integral part of the exchange, it is like foreplay, and should be treated as such. When she wins, it will feel like cumming. I wouldn’t take that away from her.
No. 586123
>>586077Yeah! Met him nearly two years ago in a gameplay vid but completely forgot about him until this year. I like putting him in any shitty scenario possible but he deserves everything and nothing at the same time. Despite all of thie things he and his sister have said and done, I can't bring myself to hate them entirely. I've lurked on various sites and yet I'm not entirely sure what fans really think of him - but I stumbled across a long discussion about how big his cock would be kek
His official art satisfies that itch in my brain for nerdy but "soft"-looking lanky men.
Thanks Nemlei. No. 586130
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I recently read a fanfic about my husbando shaving and then eating out your pussy. Once it got to the piv part the fic pretty much went to shit, but the scenario itself was kinda hot ngl.
No. 586158
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>>586067Picrel
>>586068I'd correct him just to piss him off and make him feel stupid.
>>586097Congratulations! He and I are gonna go shopping for proper clothes for this occasion.
No. 586240
>>586235>Does this mean he has one of those gray eyes that change color depending on environment?Now there's a concept I never heard of. I think it's neat and you should go with that! Would also force you to draw him in environments, so no white bgs for you kek
Usually if my husbando has i consistent eyecolors, I choose the one I like most as his default color and bullshit some lore nonsense as to why the other eye colors exist.
No. 586241
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>>586237I cummed and was then treated to vid related, a cutscene of Dante jumping off a building and burning up on re-entry to the game’s title theme, then spending the next 20 minutes running around inside a giant fish’s butt.
That’s when I just knew my fate was sealed. Itsuno spoke directly to my heart and my pussy.
No. 586247
>>586240That's a legitimate thing
>The subtleties in gray eye coloration are not only a result of the melanin and scattering phenomena, but they are also influenced by the external environment and the quality of light.Source:
https://debspecs.com/blog/grey-eyes-unraveling-the-genetics-of-a-rare-eye-color/I know about it because I'm fascinated with non-brown non-black eye colors because of their biology and the physics surrounding them and stuff like how they make the people with them need glasses due to their eyes not being able to absorb enough light to form images or something like that. Damn, now I imagine him wearing glasses or contact lenses to see. He'd be so cute in them. I went I checked many screen shots of him and even looked at his mom's eyes to try and see if he has her eye color but she's wearing tinted glasses and it's hard to tell. His mugshot has strong shading but the wall behind him is gray and his eyes appear dark teal/emerald green in this so maybe this is the answer. But the shading is ruining it for me because the eye color is obviously darker than it actually is with the shadow on his face. Incompetent ass police taking mugshots in the dark, no wonder they can't catch any criminals and need superheros to do their work. The only shots of him in natural lighting and without interference from his stupid powers halo is an alternative version of him with black sclera and purple eyes so we know he's ~evil evil~ this time. Fantastic. I guess I'll keep my gray eyes headcanon and call it a day lol. Concept art and the comic book adaptation both have blurry qualities and low effort eyes because well, they were rushed I guess so can't rely on them.
No. 586352
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I want to dress him up with a cow headband and cow themed crop top and bed him over a bucket and milk his prostate while jerking him off, and kiss the back of his neck as his wrists are bound and he whimpers. I will edge him for however long I please. I am sorry, my dearest husbando. You did this to me. You made me into a monster.
No. 586355
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>>585840You and me both anon.
I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT HIM No. 586399
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>>586360I cope by calling it a family game. And I want to have a family with him. I want to absolutely wreck him beyond recognition, and I want to put him back together.
No. 586489
>>586483Who is he nona
>>586247Damn. I do love the concept of super reflective irises, but that's a shame your references fell short of it nona.
No. 586490
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>>581158God Imagine him plowing deep into you while crying, begging and pleading with you to stay with him and keep watching him while moaning like the desperate slut that he is, begging for you to let him cum inside you, to say you love him, to let you call him yours. (I'm affectionate, I'd kiss him while we fucked and tell him everything he wants to hear because I too have fallen for him and want him to stay. I need this TV So Bad, what's his make and model?
No. 586497
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>>586489Thanks. I think I'll keep it as the reflecive gray eye headcanon because his eyes sometimes appear green, other times light blue, other times dark slate gray like picrel so they definitely change color depending on environment. Kinda cute. He'd also definitely opt for contact lenses because he'd get bullied with glasses on even more lol