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No. 482816
you can say whatever you want as long as it pertains to romantic or sexual fantasies about other women and isn’t talking about dicks. if its not a fantasy go to the lesbian/bi thread.
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me. her fingers. my back on an office desk. enough said.
No. 484435
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I want a 1920's flapper girlfriend. We'd dress up in our lovely vintage outfits, go to jazz clubs and dance, then go home and make sweet love together.
No. 484872
A friend of mine is 100% straight but gives off gay vibes. Many lesbos, including myself, have approached her thinking that she's gay. It's funny because she didn't realize this until she met me.
Her hands are fucking beautiful. Tiny hands (she's very petite), but her fingers are long and spindly. Good grip strength. Nails always neatly trimmed. Hitch hiker's thumbs. The other day we were drunk and, out of the blue, she pulls out my stethoscope and puts it up my shirt unprompted. It took everything in me not to take her pretty little hand and move it to my boob. Ever since then, I can't stop dreaming about her hands all over my body… squeezing my ass, thighs, and boobs. It's such a virgin-ass fantasy (I am one, after all) but it's all I've been thinking about.
I wish I could be her gay awaking, but someone else beat me to it. And it turns out that she is very, very straight. Fml.
No. 486320
What I want right now is a woman to get really obsessed with me to the point of begging me to let her use me like a doll. Like, she’s obsessed with touching me and petting me to the point where she wants to spend hours every night washing and dressing me meticulously, from basic stuff to scrubbing my body to weirder things like flossing my teeth for me. It starts with her nervously brushing her fingers over my face, like stroking my cheeks with her thumbs over and over again, and slowly moves into her finding other ways and excuses to slowly touch me. Think those face tracing ASMR videos. I’m not even asking her to do this and at first I’m not sure how to feel about it, but I know it makes her happy so I let her do it. Most of the time, this is just after work or something where she wants to unwind by cleaning me the way those vintage collectors get obsessed with cleaning and restoring things. Like, picking me up and putting me down, like I'm a toy. Sometimes she won’t even kiss me because she’ll get obsessed with holding her thumb against my lips and get lost in the moment. That level of… whatever I’m describing here.
Not in a motherly way or a ‘fem4fem let her do my makeup for me’ type way (I like the idea of her being pretty andro anyway) – just a really creepy woman who wants to study every tiny detail of my body, every freckle, every toenail. This is crucial for the fantasy to work. She isn’t trying to put makeup on me or shave me anywhere, or lather me in expensive bath products. All of this is actually remarkably ‘unfeminine’. She just wants to spend a really long time cleaning me, exfoliating my skin tirelessly, brushing my hair, whatever. All out of a deep fascination she has with me and a sense of trying to reach perfection by endlessly cleaning me up as I am rather than trying to doll me up into something I’m not.
When we have sex I want her to spend more time staring at me like a pinned specimen than she does trying to pleasure either of us. The sex is kind of bad but I get overwhelmed being so watched by her and she gets overwhelmed because she’s horribly obsessed with me, and she finishes really easily because she knows she can do anything she wants to me, and has been doing anything she wants to me. I think I’m just caught on the idea of her touching me and not even moving because she just wants to stare at me and every micro-reaction I could possibly have. The other version of this is that she fucks me senseless because, by making me exhausted and sweaty, she would then have a reason to diligently clean me up again… but that’s just an idea I thought of right now and not earlier this week. Also I think I like the idea more of her having to nervously balance out her wanting to have deranged sex with me and not wanting to ‘spoil’ me in that sense.
of course, throughout all of this, I’m watching her watch me. It’s a fantasy of watching.
threadpic being real actresses kissing gently and not some deranged manga character stupidly fantasising makes me feel a little awkward posting. Not sure how I feel about it. Reminding me a bit too much of the affection I am not getting irl – clearly
No. 486998
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I have a foot thing. I have jerked off to addison rae's feet before, I genuinely think she's trying to appeal to foot fetishists. Anyways, feet and foot worship is so attractive. There's just something about giving a woman pleasure like that, it turns me on.
>>482922Exactly nona you get it
No. 489811
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The pillow is actually the best masturbation tool for tops ever, i like to hump it and grab on to the soft parts near the top to pretend it's a pair of boobs, either than or I make the pillow grind against me while I'm laying down and I grab the bottom soft parts and pretend its an ass and that there's a woman riding me. Only downside is that you have to clean it, but it works so well. I literally dirty talk to the pillow like it's a real woman kek
No. 490860
i NEED to fuck her senseless.
i don't understand why she drew her with a bald pussy though, that's not very unkempt laddish discord mod of her. but it's actually kinda cute, watsonially the fact that she shaves can be interpreted as her attempting to immerse herself into the coomer images she's seeing and pretending that that's what she's fucking, or just because she's more sensitive that way… she wouldn't have to do that if i were around though. i wouldn't let her. i need that bush. i'll also pretend that the flat chest is just stylistic form simplification of her small breast size, that or she's binding instead of the implied top surgery in the roachification timeline image kek i like that she made her "canonically" homosexual. ugh. i really, really would.
>tfw no disheveled degenerate gf to tame into submissioni can't stop giving into this type of person. that's my ultimate weakness. i love horny women and i'm even more into edgelords and morally broken types. unrelated to this fantasy or only somewhat, but i'm still thinking about this
>>>/g/483865 god…
(porn is not allowed on /g/) No. 491147
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>>491110She has my same haircut… diet… glasses… sock pile…. Well Im pure and kindhearted. I don’t jerk off to straight porn
No. 491219
There is this one tiktoker that no lie makes me feel like a cat in heat. I wish I came across tomboyish women irl but I never do, she is so fucking gorgeous
and her lips look like they would feel so good on my pussy>>489811hot
No. 493519
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I have a strange tradwife fantasy for women only. The thought repulses me to my core when I think about being a housewife married to a man, but when it's for my crush, it makes my heart flutter. Wearing frilly dresses with my hair up, waiting for her to come home to wash all her worries off her at the door. I know it's still voyeuristic for so much of my fantasy to be about me. Le sigh. At least it's not for a man. Don't even know where this came from, I'm far from being feminine or submissive at all.
No. 493581
>>493567But it either
>A) implies you are biting into the pussy, OR,
>B) implies you eat a burger by licking itand both of those implications are terrifying
No. 494998
Female fantasy. A well-dressed and femme, basically preppyish woman that takes care of herself and her appearance, will spend on self luxuries and name brands, because she has earned her position and pay … she is my supervisor/shift lead in an office. I am shy and slovenly and frugal, I never learned how to dress well or do little things for my appearance and am pretty self-conscious about not knowing those things and I am a lower worker, not paid great. Not good at the corporate attire or games or attitude. She is mean to me and really critical about my mistakes because she has to fix them and it reflects on her. It didn't start that way though, and she isn't as mean to anyone else on the team, it just seems almost like she enjoys taking out her frustration on me. Sometimes it is even a bit childish, like she bullies/teases me a lot. Anyway one day this imaginary woman is scolding the shit out of me for doing some clerical shit mildly wrong (it isn't something that is a big deal she just wants to tell me I need to get my shit together and stop acting like such a workshy loser and maybe run a brush through my hair for once), but her blouse shoes her cleavage pretty heavily this day and I can pretty much see one of her nipples when she is leaning down even a little and I am too socially inept to make eye contact instead but way too stupid/horny to stop staring, and she notices and gets kind of visibly flustered by it because she didn't think I was like "that", and I get flustered too because I am not out like "that" and I know she is going to give me tons of shit about it now. It can escalate any direction from here and I am really into this. God help me I haven't even worked in an office setting for like two years now either, fml
No. 495036
>>494998In the words of another nonna many moons ago- ‘My pussy jumped’
I like this fantasy and would read a gl/manhwa on this dynamic.
No. 500866
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Ok let me be a pervert for a second
>eating a girl out when she's sitting in a chair, in a short, tight skirt that hugs her hips, taking my time, seeing her face above me, the way it makes her flinch, the underside of her brea sts
>having an unruly maid and 'taming' her by melting her with bodily contact and rules about dressing
>the soft wet contact of p word on p word, gently pushing something like a hairbrush handle in and out of a girl as she buries her head on my chest and i stroke her hair
>a dishevelled girl about my height or a little taller (glasses NECESSARY) who coerces me into letting her touch me, maybe just fixing my shirt, and then it ends up with her fingering me as she 'shows me how she does it to herself', and teases me for being embarrassed, needs to look like a nerdy girl but with a slight greasy discord mod vibe ♥
>generally moving into a house with another woman, getting a cute cat, watching gentle movies on the sofa together, our toothbrushes side by side, lathering each other in the bath and stroking her hair as she falls asleep on my chest
this ended up being some lonelyposting my bad…tfw no gf to ravish but also love and care for
No. 503067
>>503052oh god i want a pervert lesbian sex club too why did you say that… i hope your friend breaks up with her nigel so you can live your dreams because your dreams are incredibly hot
i was coming here to say that i want my wife to put on cute skimpy clothes and tease me by lifting them up and flashing me… especially if she’s riding my strap… i got distracted by based anon above me though
No. 503656
>>503561i’m kind of clueless so i didn’t realize it meant anything until i posted it yesterday.
she talks about wishing we could live together and how she dislikes her nigel, but i’ve already played this game and they never leave. i wish she would run away with me. she talked about it last week but her scrote was listening in on us and got angry. i haven’t liked someone like this in 7 years and i feel like a giddy high schooler. i have so many fantasies, i’ll probably write most of them here eventually.
No. 504270
>>482816I'm on my knees eating her out. She stands leaning against the wall nonchalantly, smoking a cigarette, looking out the window, like having me at her feet is her right. But I keep disrupting her peace accidentally, because I get carried away and I can't help grabbing at her hips and thighs and digging my nails, making her hiss in annoyance. So she finally snaps and resolves to tie my arms behind my back.
I continue what I was doing but it's harder now that I can't use my hands to keep her hips still, and I just can't get it right. She grumbles that I'm going too slow, too soft, that I'm fucking useless at this, until her patience runs out and she finally puts out her cigarette and clutches at my hair, pulls on it, using my face like a grinding toy. She starts out slowly, deliberate, like she's savouring the feeling. Then she gradually starts picking up the pace to a proper facefucking, until the sharp tugs on my scalp have me singing pleasure-pained moans into her pussy. She chuckles at the sounds I make. I can distantly hear her muttering something like she knew this pretty face had to be good for
something after all. And then I can feel her pulsing against my skin, every wet slide and muscle spasm, as she comes appart pressed tight to my face.
After she's done she sits on the sofa lazily, pulls on my hair to tilt my face this way and that, examining her work. I can feel her wetness on my face and I try to wipe my cheek with my shoulder self-consciously, but she stops me with another tug, tells me that I look good and that I should wear her come on my face for the rest of the day. The thought of it makes me dizzy and I snap at her to either touch me or untie me so that I can do it myself.
She does neither. Instead she leans back on the sofa with a mean knowing smile, props an elbow on her leg and extends a hand, two fingers crooked up. She lifts an eyebrow. I get the hint and scramble up with an eagerness I should probably be ashamed of. I straddle her in the air awkwardly, hovering over her lap, and start fucking myself on her fingers, grinding on her palm. She looks at me amusedly, not even bothering to move her hand, making me do all the work. With her free hand she lights another cigarette, getting comfortable to enjoy the show.
After I'm done she makes me lick her fingers clean and we cuddle.
No. 510665
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My girlfriend and I coming in after a late, but still reasonable night out. Both still tipsy after drinking and feeling that disorienting sleepiness you get when you first arrive home, as we trudge through the door and palm our way through the dark. We are giggly in slightly drunken cheerfulness as we slip into our bed together. We envelope one another in the warmth of our body heat, cuddling and maybe kissing a little as we do it, and then gradually drift off into a comforting sleep in the safety and security of each other's arms. (I am below legal drinking age and a virgin who has never dated in my life)
No. 510803
i want a really butch woman, flat chest, construction worker, dressed blue collar, buzzcut, deep voice, tall and broad shoulders, callused hands, adams apple, sideburns and moustache (she has pcos), just really fucking hairy to take interest in me. i'm really femme and i dress and am very kawaii so i can't help but love really masc women. i don't notice but she follows me home from work every day. one day i hear rustling and i look outside and i see a glimpse of neon yellow. i freak out and reach to call the police when i hear her voice and it's so sexy and deep and gravelly that i freeze from the jolt it gave me in my pussy. i open the door to see what she wants and she barges in and pins me against a wall. i beg her to stop but secretly i want it. she straps me then and there raw and it's one of the ejaculating kinds so she finishes in me. it's the best i've ever had and she boasts about how much i liked it.after finding out masc women with pcos exist i knew i couldn't touch another man again(bait)
No. 512426
>>498301This fantasy is hot. I love the thought of being barely conscious. between and sleep and waking up, faintly aware that something feels good even though I can't put my finger on it in my sleep. Groaning subconsciously. Slowly waking up and realizing what's happening. Being unable to stop it and finishing while she keeps touching me all over. Bonus if she says she couldn't help herself. She was too tempted to resist. Such a hot scenario nona you're in good company
On the tamer end of things, I like the thought of a woman sniffing my hair deeply. It's something that could be so perverse. I want a woman to hold my back tightly to her chest, sniffing my hair and groaning loudly while she grinds against my ass. Feeling her so close, her hot breath on my neck, her groans quiet but easy to hear when she's so close, all while she rubs against me would be such a turn on
No. 513378
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I just want a long (1+ hour), firm, naked embrace with my crush as we stare into each other’s eyes and talk about life with each other. With maybe a bit of (eskimo) kissing from time to time. Something like picrel but lying down.
>!hopefully i don’t get banned for posting nsfw even though it doesnt show any nipples or privates!<(don't post porn)
No. 513465
>>512521My bisexual-but-mostly-het friend complained to me that some lesbian was creepy and "male like" to her (turns out she was simply flirting like an awkward horny teenager) and i felt
so jealous kek. God, i love agressive women
>>512434>oh especially skinny mascsPleaseeee nonna i'm obsessed with skinny frail mascs, skinny unfeminine frumpy tumblrina women and sunkissed, toned skinny butches. All wonderful
No. 515341
>>514136It was from some vintage amateur I found on horny sapphic reddit… vintage amateurs are my weakness sorry…
>>514664I hate u
No. 516315
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Oral fixation is beating my ass rn!!!
I could spend hours sucking on some nipples or a clit!!! I NEED FINGERS IN MY MOUTH NOW!!!!
No. 520833
>>520829God I relate to this so much but I don’t have a best friend at the moment. I say go for it one day fuck it, or if you’re nervous practise kissing somehow.
sometimes I’m sleeping next to my friends and feel like a perv for it but hope they’re secretly also kind of horny fantasising next to me too.
No. 526381
>>525115ohh i never knew what that spot was called, but my wife goes insane when i stimulate that. i don’t like penetration but making her cum like that is one of my fave things
unrelated but she asked me to wrestle her and we did but didn’t have sex but now i want to wrestle her into a weird position and finger or strap her mercilessly… help…
No. 526452
I keep fantasizing about a woman using my mouth to pleasure her while she's distracted on the phone or doing some other task. My jaw would start to hurt and I'd try to pull away and ask for a break but she'd just grab my head and push my head back down until I was nose deep in her bush with my mouth on her pussy…if only it was real.
>>525115Never had one or tried to give one but now I want to so bad.
No. 528123
Ovulation is Hell. I’m being trained on complex things at work and I can’t concentrate on anything because all I can think about is my crush and sticking our bodies as close together as possible, eating her pussy, holding her hips, licking and biting her neck. It’s torture. I literally am having to keep myself from panting like an animal because the fantasies are getting me so excited. I am not learning SHIT. This is bad. Fuck my life
>>526459No, I don’t think that would be possible. You need something long and with a broader tip than fingers so that pressure can be applied “upwards”.
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I wsnt to suck her fat pussy anf hear her moan and feel her hips jolt with pleasure so bad..
I want to untie her hair anf watch it cascade down her shoulders and to decorate her body with it after she sinks into the bed.
Nonas I love chubby women so much and not out fat acceptance cope or anything because I myself am a skeleton. I only need to see her stomach for my neurones to activate. Once she sat facing me on a couch with her legs open and I saw (only peripherally, obviously) the shape of her mons pubis through her trousers, and the pouch of fat above it. I thought I was going to faint kek
I think it’s partly the size difference that turns me on. I want her to pin me with her body against a wall
Sorry for the slightly disjointed post. I’m in heat
No. 545686
>>545595I can only put my lips just above the nipple, but my nose can't touch my boobs at all. That's just not it. Like, I want to literally press my nose into another woman's chest and inhale.
I also did some research and apparently nipples secrete pheromones or some shit. Maybe it's all in the nipple.
No. 547634
I thought about her riding my strap, looking into my eyes, her body moving all slow and sensual-like while I guide her hips and I almost died. I would probably come just watching her bounce all flustered while she rubs herself off on top of me.
Also, she has the hottest body ever, she wore a skirt the other day with knee high socks and her calves looked so womanly and shapely I couldn't stop picturing them wrapped around my head.
She also told me that she's very loud in bed, which normally would turn me off, but because I am deeply in love with her it is now the hottest thing ever. I want to treat her like a princess, cook dinner for her, pay for her every expense and need, want her to read to me after I come home from my stressful corporate job, want to take care of her and make her feel so loved. She's so feminine so I'd like to go dress shopping with her and stand in the changing room all awkward like while she picks out whatever lovely clothes she wants. Then after all that, I want to bury my face between her legs and have her fingers inside me.
No. 548677
>>548676I don’t have dysphoria though. I like being a woman and I like all my parts.
>>548673I’d be on board with doing that.
No. 548713
>>548702Nta. The thread was made to be separate from the heterosexual fantasies thread because lesbians didn't want to read about heterosexual fantasies and straight women didn't want to read about lesbian fantasies. It's about respect. Why post a heterosexual fantasy in the designated lesbian fantasy thread? It's disrespectful.
I'm bi but even I felt a bit disgusted because when I want to see
lesbian fantasies I don't expect, nor want, body transformation m/f scenarios in graphic detail. Actually I wouldn't even want to read that from a man kek. A lesbian stealing a moid's gf is at least something I can self insert into.
No. 548751
>>548731Your post wasn't bisexual, anon, it was heterosexual. You described a heterosexual sex act in your post on a thread dedicated to fantasies without dick involved. It was on par with the poor straight nonnas whose boyfriends troon out on them and then start wanting to have porny lesbian sex. Straight nonnas aren't into that. Lesbian nonnas aren't into this. Honestly I can't believe you haven't been banned yet for shitting up the thread and then derailing this hard.
>>548750>I will take the advice and fuck off this site.Finally kek.
No. 548823
>>548819I have an idea for you:
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No. 548831
>>548819Just stop anon. I don’t think you’re bi either but maybe take me up on the new fantasy general for stuff that doesn’t fit in here because it will always start an infight. Anons like
>>548823 will rather pretend you’re a tranny as if I haven’t seen anons literally say the same thing itt just worded different (never mentioned “opposite sex”, just “wish i could be inside/feel the inside of a vagina”) it could just be baiting. I got what you meant, but this obviously sets off AAP alarms. And yes there are a lot of “nuts” anons that lurk all the SSA threads and there isn’t much anyone can do really. I do think it’s fair for anons to not want to hear mentions of the opposite sex at all though and I feel the same, I just think it’s interesting because the last time an anon posted basically the same fantasy in a previous thread everyone defended it iirc (I was one of the anons arguing against it kek)
No. 548861
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How come at least once a week there is always a post from a "lesbian" writing something similar to pic related in SSA threads? Why do so many "lesbians" hate lesbian sex? Why even call yourself a lesbian if you hate the very core concept of it????
No. 548926
>>548848>>548855>>548860You guys are ridiculous as fuck.
>you’re a scrote>youre a troon>you’re a bislut>you’re AAP>you’re misogynistic>there’s no way a woman would write thisMeanwhile people have been mentioning this exact thing for years on here and it was never
triggered this sort of schizo meltdown folie a deux scrotefoiling dumpster fire then. I don’t know what must have changed in the demographic, but holy fuck. You can not like the fantasy, you can disagree about what thread it should be posted in, but this level of vitriol and conspiracy theorizing is insane. Get a grip. Move on.
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>>549921God, same,
sometimes I read posts on r/latebloomerlesbians about affairs between older repressed married women (who ‘love’ their Nigels but are inexplicably not attracted to them) and younger, hotter, spirited lesbians, and they always either excite or depress me.. she has displayed interest in me, and really ‘seems’ homosexual, but also never fails to let me know how wonderful her Nigel is… ohh the longing I can’t take it I want to treat her like a goddess even jusr for one night No. 552072
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I want an older woman to demean me and refuse to touch me while I jack off. She calls me pathetic and says she'd never stoop to touch me. The Roman and Gerri shit from Succession ruined my life.
No. 555298
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I think I'm into edging now. I've been having this fantasy of strapping a woman to a sex machine and forcing her to almost cum for hours until she's exhausted and desperate. It's like my natural inclination to tease a woman and make her beg has evolved to its logical conclusion. I like it when her body is hypersensitive, when her mind is racing with anticipation, when she's visibly wet and spreads her legs on instinct when my hand gets closer, eager to make herself as easy access as possible. Needy. Desperate. Begging. My favorite part is when I finally give her what she needs and her entire body reacts, her eyes go blank and glassy… Anyway, I think edging is a natural next step. It's even worse, because she's not anticipating the beginning, she's anticipating the release. I think an orgasm given to someone after teasing and denying her would be even more severe. I just want to see that desperation, begging, demanding. If I can overpower her easily, I'd like to hold her down and refuse to let her finish, instead maybe making her eat me out or eat someone else out while keeping her on the edge.
No. 559769
>>558678>She did help me with the wrap skirt, though, and her hands on my hips made me feel crazy. She told me I looked "so cute" in her clothes but also commented that they were a little loose/big on me and said it made her feel like my boyfriend. Straight women will casually say this it's killing me
>>559717Same nona. They're the cutest
No. 559883
i fantasize about putting my mouth on a girl’s tits when she’s lactating. not even during sex, just… whenever. like she’s sitting on the couch, braless in a tank top, and her chest looks heavy. full. maybe a little sore. maybe she’s leaking just a bit and trying to ignore it, but i can’t. i keep thinking about how warm it would feel against my tongue, how soft she’d sound when i finally start sucking.
i imagine how she’d shift when i latch on—like her whole body would exhale. her nipple wet and already beading, and the milk would come so fast, sweet and thick, coating my mouth. i’d drink it slowly, like it’s sacred, not for show. just for me. like i’m helping her. like her body’s meant to be touched and tasted and drained by someone who knows how.
and i’d keep sucking until she melts. until she’s breathing hard and stroking my hair, maybe moaning without meaning to. i’d want to leave her empty, satisfied, soft in my arms. milk on my lips, her heartbeat under my cheek.
No. 565390
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I want to do unsavory things to this greek(?) statue from some stupid meme kek. She's so cute, her facial expression makes my heart melt. Her headdress also looks like cat ears, though it probably looks this way only because the statue was damaged. Is this statue even real??? I couldn't find any information about it.
In general, I really like looking at old statues of women and my fascination with them is getting sexual. I might have a problem.
No. 565429
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>>565410Damn ok, I heard you. I hope I don't turn out like people who grope statues and leave greasy marks on it haha. I'm kind of a moralfag at heart and I remember making angry tweets about this phenomenon back when I was on radtwt.
No. 565615
>>565576Bless you
nonnie, thank you. I love the look of 19 century Italian sculptures, so that was a great revelation. I'm kind of embarrassed that I mistook it for ancient greek sculpture.
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>>572897This is not a nice sentence
No. 580622
I really like shy, clumsy nerdy older women. I can't stop thinking about this significantly older woman, she was awkward and charming (in a youthful way) and i wanted her
so bad, still do. She was aloof, kind and sweet and all i ever wanted was to be a little mischievous, to poke her here and there, to come onto her and make her orgasm really hard. To feel how embarrassed yet aroused she is when i press my body against hers. I'd have to be gentle to not scare her away but i couldn't keep myself from tormenting her a little, or a lot
>>580544I have the same fantasy, always felt retarded for having it too kek. Like you said it's really about seeing women ignore decency, agressively pulling on someone's shirt and mobbing them, acting entitled to their idol's attention and body…
No. 581627
>>580544This made me extremely horny. I fantasize about the other end of this, just harassing some pathetic tomboyish nerd woman on a stream into fucking me.
I’m kinda retarded
No. 581629
>>581627To elaborate, in the fantasy she’s secretly really into me and doesn’t want to admit it until she finally can’t take it anymore and breaks down, confessing how much she wants to screw me. I love when women are horny losers. I’m also a horny loser.
I always fantasize about fucking someone out of desperation, whether it be mine or theirs. Very hot scenario.
No. 581976
>>580544>>580632You're more likely to get ignored by the fangirls you're pursuing because this only happens to men, while nonnies here make threads about you raging and tinfoiling on if you're really a woman or not.
Lets just keep dreaming
No. 583490
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A woman I'm attracted to confessed to me that she's never had phenomenal sex and it has completely scrambled my mind ever since I heard it. All I think about now is how much I want to show her what a real orgasm is. How much I want to totally set her free, screaming and writhing on the bed, all of her shame a distant memory. It infuriates me that multiple men have had the privilege of sharing intimacy with her, and they all failed to please her. She told me she's submissive too. Ughhhh. Do most women share that kind of information with their coworkers? My pussy starts throbbing every time she talks about how sexually dissatisfied she is. She's straight and (unhappily) married and has kids so it's not like I can ever lick her. Buuut there's this crazy part of me that feels like she's telling me these things because she wants me to seduce her. And I… do. Want to seduce her, I mean. I fantasize so much about fucking the shit out of her in secret, right under her husband's nose. God, I just want to see her face and hear her voice when she comes. Gripping my arm and bucking against my body. Looking up at me in amazement because she didn't even know this type of pleasure was possible. Fuuuuck. I'm obsessed.
No. 583744
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>>580622jsyk anon ive been thinking about this every day for almost two weeks, it hits just right. so good.
No. 584551
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My cringe go-to fantasy is that she is a yandere stalker. We have a history of me bullying her when we went to school together. I'd call her a perverted dyke all the time, shove her against lockers, make her self-conscious to where she had to change in the cubicles for PE and I'd still find her there and taunt her, steal her gym clothes, grab her hair, etc. I was popular and she was social outcast so I got away with it. She loved every second of it back then, it turns out.
When we meet again as adults, I think it's by chance. By then I've gotten over my internalized homophobia, feel guilt about the way I acted. She's been watching my every move for years, only approaching me when she felt it was the right time. She invites me to her home after we talk over coffee. When I'm in the car alone with her, it's somehow not awkward. She brings up things I'm interested in to get me talking: films, music, clothes brands I like. I think it's coincidence she knows of them too, but it's not. When we arrive it's evident she's still quite a lonely person, no friends, living in this small house in the middle of nowhere. I feel even more guilty.
She makes us some tea, then sits really close to me on the couch, our legs touching. I get flustered after a while, say I need to pee. She tells me where the bathroom is. I wander though, coming face-to-face with her true nature. There's a room where her obsession is on full display. Photos of me, pictures she's drawn too, plastered on the walls and ceiling. Old things of mine from back then, like hairpins, notebooks, things I thought I lost. More recent stuff too that I haven't been able to find, like underwear, nighties. There's even used pads, tampons and locks of my hair in jars. I back away, my heart sinking, when I feel her warmth behind me. She wraps her arms around my waist and inhales my neck, letting out a sigh of pleasure, her breath picking up from excitement. I'm frozen. She whispers in my ear that there's a way to make it right, all the things I did to her back then. If I just be good and let her have me, all will be forgiven. And because I'm already dripping at this point, I let her keep me captive, doting and worshiping me and be her wife. Sometimes though, I like to drag it out and try to run after I let her finger me till my legs shake. She'll catch me in the early hours of the morning, trying to open the front door. She asks me where I'm going, and I tell her I'd never be with a pathetic loser like her. Then she pins me there, makes out with me until I can't think straight and shoves me to my knees. I end up with her soaked, swollen pussy in my face, her hips bucking into me with no restraint, as she moans out that I'm never leaving, she owns me, she loves me. I can't leave, how dare I try to leave. Her fingers grip my hair, trapping me, clit kneading into my mouth until she gets off. My face is glistening wet with her and she licks me up like a depraved dog. I call her that, but I don't try to run again, because I've never felt so good. I start to accept her, finding it adorable how affectionate, clingy and possessive she is over me. I make it my purpose in life to make her just as happy, and we become attached at the hip hermits together.
No. 584560
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I genuinely have not been able to function sexually since watching a scene in a show I've been autistically focused on for four months. I have always been the initiator despite my retarded personality and boring height, but I need to be called pathetic while jacking off outside a bathroom door and beg to even just be in the same room as her. I either need therapy or a woman ten years older than me.
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i've been finally taking care of myself, cleaning the house on a schedule, exercising normally. basic shit for everyone else but awesome behavior coming from a loser like me. i told her about how i was trying to take care of myself and she was really enthusiastically praising me. and that got me fantasizing about her calling me good girl and rewarding me by letting me get between her thighs. i want to eat her out and make her feel so good she starts to lose control, moaning loudly, tugging my hair, pulling me close, riding my face with increasing desperation. at some point i just let her completely use me. she'd be holding me in place as she grinds against me, thinking solely about how bad she wants to come that i'm barely even a person to her in the moment, just something to hump and hump and hump. i really like the idea of me performing a service for her as a reward rather than receiving because i'm kinda shy on the bottom, but i do sometimes imagine the reverse too. i like to picture her relaxing me and calming me down and telling me not to be so nervous, really working me through my own self consciousness by slowly kissing me and stroking my breasts and drawing circles into my skin until i'm too horny to be self conscious anymore, and then we make sweet beautiful love.
No. 585795
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This is kind of retarded, but recently, I have been thinking about a beautiful, charismatic, intelligent masc car saleswoman selling me a car, and kidnapping her and taking her off the lot in the trunk. She would feel so smug about effortlessly securing another sale, but she was too good, I need her, too. I like the juxtaposition between her slightly arrogant cockiness and confidence to nervous, squirming, and tied up.
I also think about sitting on the floor, knees spread, while a woman grinds her shoe into my pussy. Picrel hot masc.
No. 586010
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I want to get in bed with a woman who takes the lead. I'm neurotic and kind of shy, so I need to follow along with a more confident woman. I want her to eagerly grope me and undress me, and flip me over and finger my pussy. I want to feel her hands on my thighs, on my ass, spreading me open, gently telling me what to do. I want to be on all fours, hugging a pillow, while she slips a strap into me. I want her to coo into my ear about how well I'm taking it, teasing me for being shy.
No. 586085
It's time I come to terms with the fact that I prefer being dominated over being dominant. It makes me so fucking wet when women tell me what to do, put their fingers in my mouth, make me beg, it makes me so horny I get retarded, like empty brain. It really kind of pisses me off that this is the way that I am, because I usually only disclose my dominant fantasies to my friends. Being dominant is very fun and it does get me off, but the most mind-breaking orgasms I have are from being fucked rough and hard and having to beg the whole way through. Sigh. I want to be forced into cutesy lingerie, I want to be forced to strip, to follow her instructions, to hear her tell me what a good girl I am, to be teased, to be forced to state out loud how much I like getting fucked. SIGH.
No. 586122
>>564552pervert women have my heart.
one of my favorite fantasies is
a pervy older woman as a manager, taking advantage of her cute, lowly employee. bit of an age gap and the employee is inexperienced and a bit neurotic, which the manager finds super cute and endearing. the manager constantly oversteps, is rather handsy, and finds excuses to perv on her cute employee. One night, they go out for drinks as a way to build camaraderie in the office. the cute employee gets incredibly drunk after her manager insists she gets "properly drunk" for the first time. manager thinks her employee is simply adorable all red faced and drunk. manager finds excuse after excuse to push her employee's boundaries, groping her, letting a hand inappropriately trail her back, even massaging her shoulders. she excuses herself with her employee at the end of the night. promises she'll bring the employee back to her own apartment. employee is too drunk to really say no.
manager instead takes her employee back to her larger, nicer home. employee is very sleepy and embarrassed that her boss is seeing her so vulnerable. manager lays her employee on her bed. watches her sleep. can't help herself and starts touching her employee, then sloppily kisses her, feeling her employee start to react even in her sleep. manager starts the lick at the employee through her panties. delighted to taste how wet she is, even through the fabric. she forces her cute employee to cum, lapping at her sweet, delicious lips until she's satisfied. bonus points if she completely lies to her employee about what happened the previous night, leaving her thinking she had some perverted dream about her boss. something that only makes the employee more neurotic and flustered around her boss. manager continues to endlessly toy with her cute, neurotic employee.ugh I've had this fantasy for years. I'm not as shy or unconfident as the neurotic employee, and not old enough to be a sexy pervy manager. oh well
No. 586125
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>>586026Oh god, nona me too. One of my biggest fantasies is rooming with a girl who is secretly obsessed with me and catching her doing just that to my underwear. I've touched myself wearing my ex girlfriend's underwear before until there was a finger indent where my clit was and she commented on it when I gave it back to her. Sadly though, she gave them to me freshly washed and I gave them back to her freshly washed
after we broke up for like the fifth time. We never even had sex and only kissed when we'd get to meet up but she was kind of bpd so I lost interest in her. God, I want a stable, emotionally intelligent and good communicator perverted girlfriend to do this with so bad. But then finding her mid-masturbation with my underwear, getting on top of her and telling her to keep going while I watch, then taking her hands away from her drenched pussy and kissing her. It would be like edging her, until I can't take it anymore either, place my underwear over her face and eat her out until she's shaking and bucking her hips into my face.
No. 587167
>>586014This is me at the peak of crush. Ah the times, the obsession, the posts on here I made. So embarrassing. Everything suddenly seemed new and exciting. Thinking about kissing her still makes gets me wet though.
>>586015Kek yesI want to reply to like all of the recent posts because they’re all relatable to me. Thread has been good lately.
No. 587526
>>587165instead of infighting about sexy older women groping lesbians, let's trib nona
>>587163kek I feel the same way. not about legs specifically but a cute butt on a woman is godly. especially in tight pants. im very partial to a woman's ass and thighs
i blame watching the anaconda music video when i was 14 No. 587705
>>587668Godspeed I hope you find this too
nonnie ♥ ♥
>>587670ayrt KEK real. We had insane chemistry and we didn't go a single day without talking either. It was so satisfying how we didn't let the distance stop us at all kek.
also even though you responded to the other anon thinking it was me I wanted to say thank you for your really sweet words!! I hope you have a lovely week nonna ♥ mwah No. 588096
>>588072Same.
There's also a blackout in this dumbass fucking village I'm in rn, what a coincidence. Wish I was eating pussy, but there are only old grannies here.
No. 589001
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I want to be a lonely shy farmer's first time. She's in her 30s, always been a horny person and craved sex but she's never had the courage to go out and get it. Intelligent and sensitive and creative and beautiful, but so painfully awkward and insecure. I don't have to do much in the way of seduction because she's so eager. I want to kiss up and down her flabby body and lick and bite her neck and leave hickeys just to embarrass her. I want to suck on her nipples and elicit all sorts of noises from her sweet mouth. I want to eat her out, and she tries to push my head away from the overstimulation but I'm stronger than her and hold her thighs open, bringing her to shuddering orgasm after orgasm, again and again. I want to feel her hands clumsily paw at my back as we make out, and when we pull away her eyes are lidded and drunk with lust. The whole time she has this expression of "I can't believe this is really happening", and she is smiling and moaning without any shame for the first time in years. Maybe the first time in her life. She is free. I want to fuck her for hours until she's a sweaty panting mess and can hardly remember her own name. We fall asleep snuggling and I wake up in the middle of the night to see her browsing LC in the nude. I stay still and just watch her click away until I fall back asleep. We start dating. But then we have some crazy lesbian drama and break up two weeks later. But she's never going to forget her first time and I'm never going to forget having sex with someone so pure and enthusiastic. We never talk again but spend the rest of our lives masturbating to that intense night of passion. The end
No. 589083
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I wish I could be a girl in love with me. I have never had a crush on anyone and overall I do not experience emotions profoundly the worst part is that it doesn't bother me at all. I wish that I could feel hopelessly desperate for someone or something which for some reason has given me this weird fantasy of loving someone who cannot feel the same. "We" would spend our days doing nothing mostly talking and I would make little excuses to casually touch "myself" and she wouldn't really care but she'd be happy to see me happy to feel so strongly. She/Me would feel guilty when I say I love her and she'd be brutally honest with me on how she feels or doesn't and I would love her even more because she'd still be completely incomprehensible but still warm to touch and fun to talk to and always up for nothing i guess. I'd ask if she thinks what she "feels" equates to my adoration of her and she'd say no which makes it almost better but I still can't put my finger on why. Sometimes I come up with stories like this but mostly its just this sort of frozen embrace scenario where we talk and I touch her and whatnot.
No. 589086
>>482816I hate that my fantasy is unfortunately associated with moids and is quite disgusting but I'll just say it: I have abdl fantasy about other women, I don't wanna detail it beyond that because it's probably the most shameful fetish that I have. Nonas that know, know just how much bad it is, and those who don't you better not know
But wait is it bad to have abdl fantasy? I'm just not sure if I should try it because of it being very similiar to an actual crime plus the amount of scrotes that like this fetish and also the health risks and other bad stuff I forgot. I just regret writing all of these because of how much I'm ashamed but should I be ashamed? I don't know, I just don't know
No. 589106
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>>589086I didn't know what that abbreviation was before kek. Quite fucked up but I don't think you would actually harm anyone unlike scrotes. If it makes you feel better, my most deranged kinks are piss, light pet play and
amputee. I could go without it though, but these are the fantasies I have when I do think about it.
One of them is, she's just as obsessed with me as I am with her, but I keep it a secret. She creepily stalks me but I end up catching her off guard and kidnapping her first. I put her in the trunk of my car tied up, and she pisses herself, not out of fear, but excitement. I'd drive us to a remote cabin I own. When I open the trunk, she's soaked, drooling and in heat. Eyes half-lidded and glassy, her face flushed, a trembling smile on her lips. I would tease her in a sweet voice, tell her how pathetic she is for wetting herself. Then I'd bring her inside and finger her and rub her clit while she's still tied up, edging her for a long time. When I finally let her orgasm, her legs would shake and she'd let out the prettiest moans. I'd untie her and hug her so close to me, kissing and licking her. I keep her there with me forever.
The
amputee fantasies happen when I think of her cheating on me,
especially with a guy. When I find out, I'm distraught, heartbroken. She'd beg for forgiveness, tell me it was all a stupid mistake and she loves only me. After I murder who she cheated on me with, I'd lock her up in my basement and tell her there's one way to make this right…So I
sedate her and cut her limbs off. She wakes up in my comfortable bed, with me taking care of her and doting on her. She'll never betray me again, because she's completely dependent on me. She'd be so cute like a puppy and easy to pick up and hold. I'd love to bathe her, feed her, clothe her, take care of any and all of her needs. When she's super horny, she'd helplessly try to squeeze her
stumps together and whimper, or try to grind onto my lap awkwardly. I'd kiss her and hold her from behind, rubbing up and down her waist and fondling her, cooing in her ear to just relax and let me take care of her. I'd glide my hand to her inner thighs, massaging them, with one arm still wrapped around her waist. She'd fall back into me, her breathing labored, letting out cute moans. I'd run my fingers through her bush, through her folds, avoiding her clit at first. I'd pull my hand away to taste her, suck on her juices, then very slowly rub her clit, steadily applying pressure. I'd maintain a slow pace and when she'd climax it would be really intense from the build up. Sometimes I'd have to leave for errands or work, but set everything up for her so she's okay. I'd also leave a toy inside of her, so when I come back home, she drags herself to meet me at the doorstep because she misses me so much and she badly needs me to help her finish.
Anyways, I think this is just me fearing the idea of finding the perfect person for me, only to get cheated on.
Especially if she did it with a guy. But if she was perfect for me aside from this, I couldn't truly hate her. This is some fucked up compromise to still be with her. The frequent kidnapping/stalker fantasies are related to me wanting to be completely alone with my lover so no one can watch us/fetishize us or judge us. I have control. And if she's so into me to the point of obsession, I have no doubt that her feelings for me are sincere and I can let myself fall head over heels for her without holding back. Maybe you can point to why you have those fetishes too and not act on them in real life, but do something that evokes similar feelings.
No. 589189
Goddamn I accidentally forgot to post the comment itself my fingers slipped like ffs it's so annoying, mods, don't get mad at me for that it was just by accident anyways:
>>589106Is it bad if I want to try my fetish out irl? Like it's not even remotely as illegal as yours it's just taboo and disgusting but what do you think? If I find women that is into it, and is only pretending to act younger but isn't actually younger (aka she's over 18) and that she's not drunk so she's making conscious decision, would it be fine for her and me to try it out? Or should I still avoid it?
No. 589331
>>589251Just so you know, I'm not a tranny… Not even a ftm one. That's just how my retardation manifests someyimes, I guess - I don't write amputee fantasies, but… this kek
>>589245Your post just reminded me of my parasocial relationship with a yume of my husbando… Coincidentally, she's also chubby.
No. 589440
>>589189AYRT I don't have an answer for you, sorry. I don't think you should feel ashamed for just finding it arousing, because you can't control it and you're not actually doing harm to anyone. It's also my understanding you're only aroused by this when it's between adult women, so you're not attracted to actual infants but I'm assuming the humiliation of an adult regressing to that state. But it's a whole other thing if you want to do this irl. When you jump from fantasy to the realm of reality, even if everything you're doing is technically legal and the woman you're with is sane/willing and you can both communicate your boundaries, who knows what actually partaking in that fetish is going to do to your psyche. Do you know why you have this fetish? Do you just enjoy the humiliation aspect, or did you develop this due to trauma because ngl I'm somehow more okay with my lesbian nugget yandere fantasy than abdl. Not trying to make it out that mine is somehow better, but it's true I don't feel much shame for having this fantasy whereas I can understand why you even have to ask this question or feel shame about yours since anything involving emulating infants is too close to actual pedophilia and it's kind of instinctual for that to evoke disgust.
I also do not want this to occur in real life, like maybe a kidnapping roleplay, but I don't actually want to sever my lover's limbs off because she cheated on me…Even if I could get away with it and she wanted me to, I don't want to commit such a heinous act. It's just a retarded fantasy to soothe my fear of my trust being broken, where I can keep her all to myself and in a way make cheating practically impossible. If this is a fetish for you, as in you can only get off to this one fantasy and can't get off without it, then I think you should unpack why that is. At the end of the day though, you make the call with what you want to do with your life, and only you know if your actions will align with your particular set of morals. I can't say that it's objectively the worst thing to do, but I can't say that it's objectively the right thing to do either.
No. 589450
>>589440Samefag but I kind of feel this is derailing and ruining the good vibe the thread had, apologies.
My thread tax is I also love slender legs, wrists and pretty feet and hands
so there's no way I could actually ruin her beauty like that kek. I want to kiss her from head to toe and eat her out all day. I want her to be super clingy afterwards, cuddling me till we start getting horny again from the contact and it grows into us grinding on each other. I'd love to feel her silky lips and bush on my clit before we settle into the perfect position and mindlessly hump each other to get off. I want to drown her in warmth and affection and keep her all to myself forever, existing for her smile. The simplest task would become heaven on earth, like cooking or even chores, just because she's by my side. We'd never have to feel fear or shame again and sleep would come so easy to the both of us. Her scent, which is mixed with mine, would surround me when I lay my head down on my pillow and when I wake up and I'd know we were safe.
No. 590250
>>590196>I’m probably projecting what I want out of my own situation but I can’t help but fantasise about an unabashed TERF x retarded qt TIF plotlinewhat's your situation? are you a self-identified
terf who desires a qt tif carnally or were you a retarded tif who desired an edgy online
terf who was mean to tifs
No. 590268
>>590250Kek I am the
terf in this plotline, although I think during my gendie phase I dully remember having a thing for women who oppose my views (in general) so. Yes I desire a qt tif carnally in this moment and it SUCKS
No. 590281
My current fantasy GF is a butch who's either chubby with big fat tits and ass, or super scrawny with no curves at all (must be one of the two extremes). She has a bit of gendie brainrot so she's insecure about her body and she's borderline stone so she doesn't let me touch her very often and usually wants to keep a tanktop or something on during sex. But sometimes she does let me fully undress her and touch her, and when that happens she's shy and bashful and it's adorable. She's normally loud and obnoxious, maybe even a bit aggressive, so the contrast of her being so cute and soft for me in bed drives me wild. I'm the only person in the world who gets to see her be vulnerable like that. Sometimes when I make her come she gets overwhelmed and cries a bit and I have to hold her and pet her hair and be really gentle with her for a while. I kind of want to be maternal toward her, not in a full mommy-dom way (ageplay is a turnoff) but I just want her to need me. I want to be her source of comfort and safety and take care of her. She's a bit of a pervert and has a bunch of weird kinks she likes to do TO me, but FROM me she just craves comfort and safety and warmth. I want her to do and say degen shit while she tops me, and then afterwards I want her to rest her head on my chest while I read to her or sing her a lullaby.
Sometimes in the fantasy after we've been together for a while she wants to try being penetrated for the first time. She's nervous but she trusts me to take care of her and not hurt her. We have to go really slow, sometimes the fantasy is spread over multiple sessions because the first time we try she can barely take a finger but over time she's able to relax and eventually we work up to a whole two fingers. The contrast is what makes it so hot to me, it's the exact opposite of how she fucks me. I like being fucked fast and hard and I love it when she's a little bit mean. Sometimes she fucks me with a big strap or even fists me. But when I fuck her she needs it slow and gentle and soft, even just two fingers feels huge to her. Sometimes I tease her about it a little bit while I fuck her. I remind her of all the kinky shit she's done to me in bed, and tease her about how she wouldn't be able to handle it if I did those things to her because underneath her degen coomer exterior she's just a big softie who needs me to make love to her.
No. 590809
i want a pervert friend who has me sit on her lap so she can feel me up. she'd do it in a semi-public place to embarrass me, then when we get back to her place i'd eat her out until she's a whining mess
>>497404you'll love lchat, they're all fem4fem there
No. 591121
>>591073I literally got off to the thought of this kind of pussy last night
>I’m thin but have a fat pussyNow I am fantasising about nonapussy. Fuck
No. 591248
>>591241I have your fantasy but in reverse.
i don't think I really want to raise a whole child though, I'm just going through it right now because i got baby fever ignited after a woman I was super into got pregnant and I started fantasizing about being in her husband's shoes. Luckily I had a random dream last night that was basically an abstract collage of terrible baby screaming and messes and medical complications and it was so unpleasant that I'm feeling kind of cured now.
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>>591121In a perfect world there would be farmer dating app. But this is not a perfect world.