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No. 532581
Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
Previous thread:
>>>/g/475475 No. 532598
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i still have in fact not gotten over him.
No. 532605
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No. 532609
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love him since that marathon
No. 532622
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Read about the lebanese civil war lately and unfortunately I've developed a weird love-hate obsession over bashir gemayel. I hate him cause he was a fascist warlord and a slimy turncoat, and yet I can't stop staring at his soft, plump face and listen to his faggoty, velvety voice. I wish I could fuck him and then beat the shit out of him. Apparently he was so hot his mistress decided to write a whole book about their affair (which I'm reading right now). I'm so ashamed nonnas, I hope I can heal soon.
No. 532847
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I know very little about this guy but he's cute
No. 532890
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new thread, old thirst
No. 532935
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>>498637 I thought so too until I came across his profile.I thought his animations were neat until I found out he’s a polyfag because of course he’s a whore .Massive clit killer and his stuff just comes off as skeevy now
No. 533000
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What the fuck am I gonna do now that hockey season's over
No. 533018
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>>532041 meh most of them don't really suit it unless they're already extra attractive from the start. i kinda like 'faggy' looking men if they're not actual fags (ironically a lot of real fags keep themselves hairy). what category do the men who alternate between hairy/shaved fall into? like how some actors shave for roles but stay hairy in their spare time. idk anything about this guy just wanted to post something kek
No. 533136
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His voice is so hot…
No. 533281
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I think my yellow fever is returning.
No. 533299
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>>533288I fell in love with a non asian man that looked like my husbando. I used to have terrible yellow fever but now I don't care at all about Asian men. The only time it flares up is when I see a really cute Japanese moid irl, I'm not interested in other ethnicities or celebrities like before
No. 533389
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Big nose gang rise up. Bonus points for wonky eye, I like my moids medium level ugly
No. 533400
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i miss the 90s when guys used too much hair gel and had slutty piercings
No. 533830
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I love it when guys have their thighs out,it makes me feel like a carnivore.I wish he would’ve worn slutty lederhosen more often .
No. 534153
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Sorry
No. 534163
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inspired by the nona in the confession thread
No. 534187
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>>534181he looks violently autistic sometimes but thats part of the charm
No. 534219
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Jon Bernthal is so sexy to me, I like how typically masculine and brutish he looks. I'm excited to watch his new movies this month.
I know he's a typical shitty moid but I can't help it, it's probably his Neanderthalian brain
No. 534221
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>>534187i agree, 70s and 80s douglas was pretty sexo. now he's old, gay and fat. very sad state of affairs
No. 534289
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>>534221But, What Ends When The Scales Shatter?
No. 534391
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Terry Jones… beautiful intelligent talented sensitive dark Welshman… uohghhh .. he looked prehistoric… perfect thick hair.. there are rumours that he was a top shagger in the 70s I completely understand. Rip
No. 534525
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>>534163Shame he is a literal cocksucking homosexual
No. 534529
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please please please please please
No. 534537
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>>534221>>534525He likes to get fucked by grandpas too. Nasty. Also, check this shit out. Fags are so mentally ill.
No. 534557
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>>534553>and which he later told his fans about how he got infected with crabs from that).Kekkkkk
I wish there were enough of us to start a Di6/post-industrual/neo-folk thread
No. 534561
>>534537Gay scrote endorsing pedophilia because he gets to be on the giving end now. Tale as old as time.
>>534553>porn he starred in where he is fucking a really ugly fat old manWas that not Boyd Rice? Or is the PI/Neofolk scene way more degenerate than I thought it was?
>>534557There are at least four of us
No. 534567
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>>534561Boyd Rice isn't gay but he did take get pegged in a Collapsing Scenery video. There are nudes floating around of Douglas' saggy balls and gut from his Gaydar profile but they're so terrible that not enough people have saved them and made them easy to find nowadays. He's very proud of his short stint in fat old man porn.
No. 534575
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>>534537Him being molested explains all of DI6 tbqf
>>534557I think theres enough of us for a little containment thread
Thinking about Gainsbourg again , such an uglyhot classic. If only he wasnt a nonce
No. 534583
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>>534572I wouldn't even call it Death In June porn because there is no Nazi shit, funny masks, or anything else DIJ. Just Douglas and some ugly ass old fat men sucking each other's STD-riddled anuses and other nasty fag shit. Doug tried to hype it up and promote this crap by claiming one of the fatasses is an Ernst Roehm lookalike kek. By the way, I found the awful porn if anyone here is curious and wants to torture themselves. It's as putrid and awful as I remember. Don't click if you don't want to be hit with an immediate thumbnail featuring sad-looking old man ass:
https://archive.org/details/end-of-the-road No. 535591
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This cringe butterfaced chinese guy some nonna posted on the you cringe you lose thread
No. 537030
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I should be shot
>>536243That's Flake, he's a keyboard player for Rammstein who lives his life being fake raped by pedophile serial abuser and massive BPD cow Till Lindeman
No. 537643
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Only when he was young and working at id.
Anyway stop making these gay ass plushies and go back to making vidya you faggot!!! New Alice never ever…
No. 537692
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oh noo you can't be rude to your LA girlfriend while sporting an ugly top knot with your hair half down haha you're so sexy
No. 537887
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>>534153i can offer you his younger version
No. 538078
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>>532609What is is about men from the Caucasus?
No. 538277
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>>537643he is cute and i feel so much sympathy for his parental trauma.
i put him in the same category of jhonen vasquez as cute alt guys who made goth-ish art and had female characters that weren't shit
No. 538278
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miss this era of time
No. 538306
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>>532581Posting my husband Paul Dano. I prefer my men like my chocolate though, so I had to edit him to make him perfect.
(bait) No. 538472
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Can't stop thinking about this uggo
No. 538775
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Whore.
No. 538797
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>>538781He's the guy chudjak is based on I believe
No. 538934
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I'm strangely attracted to Jon Bernthal.
No. 538964
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Nathan looked so cute curled up on the bed. I feel like I would be given weird looks for saying in public I find Nathan Fielder attractive. Excited I get more content of him for the next five weeks.
No. 538999
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men with noses like this look so cute to me.
No. 539712
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No. 539713
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No. 539714
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No. 539717
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No. 539740
>>539721can't see why that post would stand out to you most from everything in this thread.
i like finnish moids and find their accents hot, it's simple as that. not everyone can be a luigifag.
No. 539803
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The things I would do to you!
No. 539857
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>>539820Viktor Tsoi is certainly WAY more attractive than this guy but what you wrote reminded me of this post kek, spoiler and polite sage for off topic.
No. 540416
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>>540411they had a very extended scene of him prancing around in his tight underwear while being anxious about making a phone call, this movie was made for me!
No. 540418
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>>538934yeah he's very sexy nonna
No. 540604
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Losing my grip on sanity. I feel ill. This is bad…
No. 540669
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Absolute fanfic, but I can see it and I want it
No. 540670
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This fucking troglodyte from the art salt thread. He's a Twitter animator/artist (who went to Calarts, gross) but has the face of an Armenian WWI soldier, traumatized by what he saw in the years 1915–1917. And he's just on fucking Twitter drawing anime girls and troonchasing. Life's so fucking unfair. Still would, obvs.
No. 540673
>>540670I thought he was mainly just into men?
I only see his posts about guys he's dating on tumblr.
No. 540829
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I'm ashamed because he's a degenerate
No. 540836
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I need him so bad. It's not funny, I can't ever seem to find moids who look like this or moids with the decency to be 6'3
>>540669Nonna I grew up near Wicklow and I can confirm this is probably true. A lot of people (who he's still friends with) tell stories like this about him all the time, he was (is?) a walking talking irl manifestation of 2015 1D imagines in the most embarrassing ways from what I've been told kek.
No. 540875
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>>540836Oh
nonnie, you're enabling my limerence now
I want to go back in time and meet the weird nerdy Andy in uni. Nowadays he seems to be going for a more serious rockstar Dante Alighieri allegory making image, but I know the unseriousness and weird tendencies is still there somewhere. I'd love to
unearth it
No. 540948
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Chris Messina in Sharp Objects as Detective Richard Willis the end of episode 5 when Camille knocks on his motel door and the tension between them finally breaks ughhhh
No. 540949
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Enzo in his twenties did go hard.
No. 541160
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The things i would do to this old, obsessive autist. My oldest crush and i'm not even ashamed
No. 541407
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I’m very ashamed of myself
No. 541497
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>>541321i just don't feel like your argument is very strong here. unless you mean that i should hit it, in which case yes i absolutely should.
No. 542089
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No. 542296
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This egg head, maybe watching too much law and order.
No. 542329
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i want to make christmas cards for the mentally ill with him
No. 542413
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I don't know whether he was posted before in one of the threads but this. This.
Literal perfection of a man, can't imagine anyone hotter than him even when I consciously try. Reminds me of Antinous but even better looking. He drives me crazy.
Alas, twink death wasn't kind to him, and my taste in general is a curse.
No. 543415
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Contributing big nose to apologise for my autism.
>>542413>>542415>>542430what do you mean he's barred from the hot guy thread?? He is objectively so attractive. I might be biased because I'm also a member of big nose moid enjoyer gang (rival gang to the crips & bloods)
No. 543428
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>>541160>>541226I can't stand his squeaky voice, so for me it's Mearsheimer
No. 543438
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I would post this video in the hand appreciation thread, but it shows face. So here's a crossover
No. 543843
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IT'S HAPPENING ANONS AAAAAAA
No. 544078
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>>532581Islam and Khabib OTP
No. 544229
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pretty much everyone in this film was hot
>>542296i love him in oz! my favorite role of his
No. 544410
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>>544408
His nose is getting bigger every year which is ideal for a nose fetishist like me. I love his eyes and bunny teeth. I adore how evil and impish he looks when he smiles, and how his endearing Nordic autism enrages and confuses his American fans. This look was so retarded but I need him so bad. Even with that founding father ass hair I would smash until he couldn't walk. Why can't I stop being in love with him. Still feeling it everytime I see him. God.
No. 544416
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>why yes I have a thing for charming 80 IQ roidpig himbos with highly addictive personalities, how could you tell?
No. 544418
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>>542413Nonnie I watched this shitty movie only for him. Louis Garell is one of the prettiest men on earth.
No. 544708
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Lowkey embarrased about this one even though Ive posted much worse. Jabroni mike is a cumbrained screaming bald italian scrote yes of course but I love how tired and miserable he looks, not to mention that he has that signature ex drug addict fleur. I love men who are depressed and past their prime, I think for me its the humiliation aspect of it all, like I want them to feel old and pathetic in comparsion to me.
No. 544816
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>>544708I find Jobel pretty attractive, because he's the only streamer scrote that genuinely makes me laugh and that I find likeable. I hope he keeps the hat on in photos or just doesn't take face pics in general though, because his hairline is pretty horrific.
No. 544843
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He’s such a cutie
No. 544962
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something's very wrong with me….
No. 545844
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I would fuck Bob Odenkirk/Saul and (a lot less shamefully) Giancarlo Esposito/Gus
No. 546091
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No. 546261
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Not usually into criminals but damn he's cute
No. 546279
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Cute manatee, I want him to play piano to me, I would ask him to play Rachmaninoff or Liszt to me just for the extra damage
>>542089Thank you, nona. You have made me feel less worse over my UMA
No. 546405
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He's 6'3 and lanky it makes up for a lot. I actually think a lot of men who are unconventional attractions are tall? It fixes something
>>544708I had no idea Jabroni Mike and Pedro Pascal were visibly the same genre of man??
No. 546583
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It was my moid's birthday a few days ago, I hope he had a good time
No. 546629
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He was so cute. Too bad he’s an agp creep.
No. 546749
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>>546737Plus his mom talking about how he used to steal her clothes.
No. 546826
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God
No. 546912
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>>533389>big nose>wonky eye>medium uglyyou just described my husbando
nonnie No. 546989
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>>546749Plus this (Pixie was 16 for context). As expected for someone who's bffs with Russell brand
No. 547157
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>>546912Only the realest understand the big nose wonky eye medium ugly triangle is the true peak of moids. We are sisters, whoever you are, nonna
No. 547187
File: 1746635261479.jpg (6.35 KB, 227x222, 345434654.jpg)
>>546912Hey Jude era Paul McCartney phenotype (with a little less nose, unfortunately, I am also schnoz enjoyer)
No. 547293
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My Finnish ADHD faggot retard husbando hasn't been online in over a month and I'm sad and worried.
No. 547875
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>mom says its my turn to play xbox
No. 547884
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>>547007Rufus Sewell,
nonnie. I love him in Dark City, it's a 90s neo-noir flick.
>>547157I see you and I hear you. I've spent years searching for this type of man, but alas, to no avail.
>>547187ew
No. 547892
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>>547885>post a man who is gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for his reputation in the "men who are gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation" thread>"ew nonna wtf is wrong with you why do you like cavemen/faggots/uggos/retarded scrotes, you should be crucified"Every time.
No. 548105
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No. 548138
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No. 548146
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Take me to church
No. 548179
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No. 548184
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yes, Al Gore
No. 548222
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>>548192Crispin Glover, the one who played George McFly in Back to the Future
No. 548486
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>>548105Nonna I think you would enjoy (young) Paul Landers
No. 548537
File: 1746780891221.jpg (20.57 KB, 225x300, 1000000872.jpg)
>>548527I wouldn't call Crispin Glover successful nor attractive but that's just me
No. 548685
File: 1746810073411.jpg (142.41 KB, 658x720, 3298699_53769.jpg)
Help me I can’t stop thinking about Chris Messina
No. 548688
File: 1746810358845.mp4 (13.97 MB, 720x1280, AQOmvNUWSguJ1o2ZRpTgtKnQyHP3eB…)
Man in hospital suffering. Hot. I think he's Italian but I'm not sure.
No. 548856
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No. 549048
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I'd like to get to know ya so I could show ya
Put the pussy on ya like I told ya
Give me all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank, then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
No. 549140
File: 1746848432266.jpeg (154.17 KB, 1266x1900, C4453946-6FA6-4898-AFAC-1CF396…)
which city in germany can i find moids like this with white milky mustaches
No. 549312
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I asked my mum if she ever had a crush that nobody else understood and she gave me the most based answer
No. 549316
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And I don't blame her because lanky big nose schizo nerd is God tier taste. It's sad that she was born too early to have a husbando, she would have thrived
No. 549724
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I hate how people worship this man, and hate how huge his body is, however when I saw this pic yesterday; I love him. Love those beautiful eyes.
No. 549735
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>>549422It's not like he starred in many good movies either. Peculiar maybe, weird definitely. He's mostly known for being George McFly and a creepy mf from Charlie's Angels, not for starring in River's Edge or at least in the Willard remake.
Can't deny that he's got a super striking face, very unique and good for drawing practice. That's about it.
No. 549838
File: 1746930005260.png (1.61 MB, 1020x1080, tamers5-jpg.png)
i can no longer contain it. i think about him all the time. tamers12345 is hot i do not give a single fuck anymore
No. 549992
File: 1746994984153.webm (12.06 MB, 576x1024, tiktokio.com_Ulz0adXLmzzwr3dqy…)
He's been way too serious lately. I need to fuck him silly.
No. 550090
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stunning
No. 550117
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No. 550159
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>>550117А иногда он даже выглядел так, будто мылся.
No. 550216
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I feel so bad for thirsting after him because he has a wife. I need an exact replica of him made in a lab so I can sit on his face and rough him up, because he looks like a cutiepie covered in blood.
No. 550254
>>550159NTA но он более ебабильный когда выглядит так будто бы живет в лесу
>>550216>I feel so bad for thirsting after him because he has a wifeanon rules are made up and its not like hes ever gonna find out about this anyway
No. 550282
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>>550162the hitcher is one of my favorite movies of all time. he's scary and sexy at the same time, it's fun watching him torment a cute twink
No. 550348
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>>534153Found his younger picture, maybe will convince some nonas
No. 550357
File: 1747029208893.jpg (1.03 MB, 801x1026, qt.jpg)
i am so obsessed with this cute manlet. i wanna bully him so badly
No. 550381
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>>550254Kek, you’re right. I don’t know why my brain works like this. Picrel as thread tax — Hamish Linklater, another guy who looks cute covered in blood. He’s married to Lily Rabe, who is really involved in horror like him, which I find so cute for them.
No. 550443
>>550068I mean, I've seen his father (also an actor) and he's literally a chimp. The only admirable thing about Glover was his beef with Zemeckis over usage of his likeness in Back to the Future sequel. His case did a lot for protection of actors' personality rights.
I don't think he's exactly a try hard edgelord in person, he's probably literally mental. If you've ever seen his interviews you just know he's not acting in movies - he's just being himself plus additional quirks. Still, with such a face him being a burning garbage personality-wise was such a disappointment.
No. 550794
>>548537>>550634holy fucking shit
moids be like "this is an edgy parody" and then present you child porn and nazis and klan members
No. 551747
File: 1747128119658.png (Spoiler Image,412.72 KB, 691x492, 022904055f37df85edd93c4c11c76e…)
Gianni Matragrano.
I feel soo shit for crushing on him bc he's married and it feels very disrespectful but ngl he's kinda cute.
Nice body too even if his weight alternated. Like me a guy who even if he's chubby has worked muscles. Breakfast lunch AND dinner
No. 551785
File: 1747132493746.webp (56.73 KB, 1048x1699, 07e290cdcc94a502b3a40172c5e019…)
>>549724He has beautiful hands and nails for a moid
Also fuck you for reigniting this No. 551873
>>551837I'm soo fucking confused, is she a TIM or a TIF
>the person he's married to is a TIM>calls her "wife" on streamso not a TIM, just a woman
>not gonna say husband…pronoun respecterSo it's a TIF
No. 551878
>>551875This sounds way too convoluted for me to care or to think he's forcing himself to respect pronouns when it's obvious he geniuenly believes in it.
Anyway, my point is, I think he's hot
and one of the very very few men i respectThanks for clearing it up nona.
No. 552033
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Tom Waits. I never found him attractive until watching interviews with him and seeing his demeanor. Also, his voice makes me think shameful things.
No. 552604
>>551799absolutely shocking that this tranny pandering video game voice actor married one of them. brainwashed.
also i thought from the cap you were talking about this nerd but anyway he's my contribution
No. 552670
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ignore the femaleness, i find her very hot if i pretend she's a weird slutty male.(wrong thread)
No. 552769
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Tsarnaev brothers
No. 552797
File: 1747240247144.jpg (22.91 KB, 599x399, Thomas lane.JPG)
One of the george floyd cops.
No. 553085
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I'm depressed because my fiancé is talking to me while I'm tired home from work pls send big noses to help me unwind (I'm half ignoring him)
No. 553115
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POV: We're going to our Netflix and Chill sesh down under
No. 553207
>>552769I recall seeing even normie media making a point of mentioning Jahar's looks, so he almost borders on conventional kek, but I feel if they weren't terrorists then Tamerlan would be up the alley of our two or three churkanonna regulars of the thread.
Churkanonnas, any comments?
No. 553266
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>>552769Dzhokhar reminds me a lot of Nat Wolff, but it could just be from my autismo face blindness.
No. 554103
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I still miss syd barrett
No. 555032
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I think some moid in the Heather thread is jealous of positive attention that Goober is getting. Even in the 'worst' pics they could find of him he still looks cute lol.
No. 555085
>>555032Not to shit on your taste but this guy isn't conventionally cute in the least unless you like ugly men with this specific look. From his so-so face structure, to his disgusting haircut, bald spot, ugly glasses, beard, fashion sense, camera angles. If he wasn't ugly already he sure is putting a lot of effort into it.
If you like it, fine, but you gotta admit that people aren't moids for not liking the specific kind of ugly guy you like.
No. 555271
>>538472Holy shit, legendary glow up. This is like the STAYVUN sunglass pics except it's real.
>>539712This guy's hapa jsyk
>>545915You want him to make you scrub the deep fryer over and over? Personally I'd prefer Lyle as my manager. He seems like the type to give you Friday off if you bat your eyelids at him.
>>553266Well his brother did play him in the movie
No. 555408
File: 1747433987511.jpg (65.58 KB, 850x693, ldnbo57v2ihb1.jpg)
Yeah but he's so cute tho
>>555088Eminem if he had no drip
No. 555424
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Why don't moids cut their hair like this anymore
No. 555431
File: 1747435363066.gif (2.77 MB, 500x300, dabe55694b9d6f9ca40f686e08fd5c…)
Hnggggg…
No. 555513
File: 1747438962677.webm (1.53 MB, 1280x720, ezgif-84e6a7fc29444c.webm)
HE'S TOO CUTE, I CAN'T
No. 556607
File: 1747550439295.webp (1.04 MB, 1536x1024, nathan-1536x1024.webp)
I would fuck Nathan Fielder so hard it's not even funny. I love his dry humor so much but besides that I don't even know why I find him attractive, he's not my usual type at all
No. 556695
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there's a 6 episode podcast he voiced for the bbc and i've been making it last for 3 months so far
No. 556827
File: 1747586621975.jpg (140.98 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (9).jpg)
fancied him since i first saw him on tv when i was 5, still waiting for this pretty swedish lesbian moid to abduct me and take me to his 2D world
No. 556866
File: 1747590918592.jpeg (65 KB, 634x691, IMG_8004.jpeg)
Young Anthony Bourdain
No. 556901
File: 1747599526739.jpeg (2 MB, 3072x3840, AA1EgXyc.jpeg)
He looks like an even dorkier James May or Jimmy Page these days but I want to ravage him so badly. He gives off such a gentle, subby vibe. I want him to be submissive to me. I want him to be my knight in shining armour from another century who lays there on our four post bed, stares up at me lovingly and softly strokes my breasts and body like an angel, while I ravage him and ride his dick into oblivion.
No. 556968
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>>556866He was so fucking hot when he was younger; it's a shame he was a John.
>>556607Holy shit,
nonnie, you get me. I've had a crush on him since I was in high school because of his humor and how much I could relate to the autism he exudes. I saw some video of him yelling (I think it was an audition?) and, despite hating tard-rage men, I… really liked it…
No. 556973
File: 1747607076907.gif (1.85 MB, 600x338, tumblr_a181234e3f249c9c4c55f2e…)
I need to fuck him. I need to fuck him. I need to fuck him.
No. 557146
File: 1747618522837.gif (9.88 MB, 540x480, tumblr_4e853687f043f92ad5ac20e…)
>>557081David Dastmalchian! He's very sweet and talented. He used to be addicted to heroin before eventually getting sober. I think he's at 23 years now? Anyway, that was him playing Bob Taylor in "Prisoners", which is an awesome movie.
No. 557173
>>556759When he was young definitely, but even then his absolute shit reputation would've placed him here
>>556827>lesbian moid???
No. 557359
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that was a sad sad weekend…
No. 557632
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No. 557691
File: 1747673822717.gif (8 MB, 432x540, Tumblr_l_178999981637703.gif)
>>533000Samefag, I thought it was Joever but we're so Barack
No. 557885
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>>557173when i was a little kid i actually thought morten harket was just a butch angular nordic woman with short hair. he also looked kind of like a aunt i had kek which added to the confusion. and in addition, my bald piece of shit dad also teased me and called me a lesbian for liking prettyboys, so for a few years i genuinely thought i was a lesbian. turns out i just had a jealous seething uggo dad who tried to gatekeep me from finding pretty men attractive.
No. 557911
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No. 557925
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>>557911Arttu? (I can fix him)
No. 557935
File: 1747695078049.jpg (198.73 KB, 820x1120, this is a transgender.jpg)
>>557925nona KEK that's nettspend
No. 557960
File: 1747696747232.jpg (81.69 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (10).jpg)
>>557935uncanny resemblance
No. 558089
File: 1747703378844.jpeg (405.53 KB, 1372x1963, IMG_4919.jpeg)
Once again…I need him carnally
No. 558777
File: 1747754485762.jpg (57.57 KB, 791x800, 1000031200.jpg)
Yep I think I entered my Hauer era…
No. 558860
File: 1747760796425.jpg (207.41 KB, 1067x1600, 1000011049.jpg)
Zane Powell/ "Buddy" from the Wiggles is ridiculously handsome
No. 559435
File: 1747799727161.mp4 (3.98 MB, 720x1280, d753569849cd12376a31a496764e9a…)
I was talking about his concert with my friend and felt very validated because she had never heard of him before me and when I showed her some pics she kept saying how beautiful/handsome he was even though she prefers women kek
No. 559511
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>>559400nayrt but not surprised, i've gotten used to celebs/musicians/actors/artists i loved as a kid being fucking weird about dating much younger.
another reason keanu is based
No. 559512
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>>558777lol what did you watch? i feel like whenever someone gets a crush on him there's one movie they saw that completely captivated them. loved him in the hitcher and blade runner the most. those are also two films he improvised in and they led to iconic moments
No. 559533
>>546279great taste
nonnie, werner was so cute
No. 559542
File: 1747813675181.jpeg (98.71 KB, 823x1198, nhdb89.jpeg)
partly a physicsfag because of him
No. 559557
File: 1747814636126.png (1.12 MB, 1485x751, Screenshot 2025-05-21 at 1.02.…)
>>559548So cute. Fuck my life.
No. 559562
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>>559548did you guys see him in late night with the devil? i think that was the first big movie he was a star in, and it's a great movie, i fucking loved it. he was really cute the polka-dot man in suicide squad also even though i hate capeshit. outside of film he has goth daddy vibes
>>559558rutger has a habit of making scenes really intimate and kind of erotic whether he's playing off of a woman or another man, he was really intense and one of a kind
No. 559565
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>>559562> Finding a fellow Dastmalchian enjoyer> PicrelI did! He was amazing in it. I think you're right about that being the first big movie he starred in; everything else was all background roles. I remember reading something about how he initially thought the directors had made a mistake when they reached out to him to play the lead role.
No. 559574
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>>559565he's so humble. also i believe 'prisoners' was the first movie i saw him in and i remember him because i was so struck by his features. i remember thinking that this guy is too hot to be the kidnapper. he has a really unique and memorable face for bitches who love pale sickly looking dudes with dark hair kek
No. 559611
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>>559512I saw him in blade runner for the first time as a teenger and I found him great and captivating and probably hot too, but I don't remember having any erotic thoughts about him back then. Yesterday I saw him it the Hitcher and it awakened something evil and unhinged in me kek
>>559562>rutger has a habit of making scenes really intimate and kind of eroticYes I noticed that too anon and it makes me horny and uncomfortable in a good way
No. 559630
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>>559611That movie is so gay and it wasn’t at all written into the script (which got axed way down and fixed a lot but still had no homoeroticism.) That was all Rutger just being based. He said in some cast commentary that C. Thomas Howell was both reverent and genuinely scared of him, so he let Rutger do whatever he wanted in a scene and just rolled with it. For instance the scene where Ryder holds a knife up to Jim’s eyeball was improvised and so was him dragging the knife all over his face and lips. For the diner scene Rutger made it way more sensual and he also improvised the playing with spit thing at the end lol. Hauer said Howell was so deferential that he could have kissed him in the middle of a scene and Howell wouldn’t miss a beat. He also calls the film a love story… and the director has never denied the subtext or told people they’re wrong for it. Based movie and based Rutger Hauer.
No. 559697
>>559630Sounds very based indeed kek
What other movies with Hutger should I watch? I remember I also saw Ladyhawk as a small kid
Btw, he was dutch and I live in Netherlands and I don't see any moids who look like him, sigh… There are some cute twinks for sure, but…
No. 559759
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The accent just make it better
No. 559766
>>559759That disgusting bellybutton ruins him for me, 0/10. Sorry,
nonnie.
No. 559792
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>>553207nonna number one reporting for duty!
would.
>>552854i don't think he was ugly tbh. especially compared to the men posted in this thread.
also apparently he'd wear kohl eyeliner in his halalfag phase, i wish i could've seen that.>>553266no he's too "innocent white boy" looking and i hate his retarded 1950s newspaper cartoon bulbous nose
No. 559899
>>559697nighthawks, flesh+blood, blood of heroes (why do so many of his movies have similar names?) oh, and hobo with a shotgun is pretty amazing even though the premise sounds dumb kek he really put his all into the role like he always does.
as far as other european people, that's sad… i'm an amerifag and i always assumed that you guys had a higher concentration of men of his type over there, but i feel like the modern world has ruined a lot of it. in america it's been shit since like, the 50s but i would have hoped europe was still doing fine producing good-looking, masculine moids who did more than scroll on their phones and post to social media and jerk off to internet porn every day, you know?
>>559759i looked him up and can't believe he's not scottish or irish, that type of english accent is crazy to me. irish accents are hot tho and it sounds close enough
No. 559926
File: 1747858490591.jpg (1.7 MB, 1987x1501, 85476987986047986074698.jpg)
My roster atm
No. 559930
File: 1747858854964.jpg (233.47 KB, 838x515, 405870458704987.jpg)
>>559926Samefag. Forgot these two
No. 559944
File: 1747860688875.webp (30.15 KB, 659x385, moot.webp)
>>559926I always thought Moot was kind of cute. I wondered what happened to him since he retired from 4chan and got a job at Google. It looks like he left in 2021 but I can't find anything about what he's doing now, so I guess he retired to a life of anonymity.
No. 559946
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>>559944i love moot. yeah he probably did just fade into obscurity. he was a big proponent of anonymity online which i fully agree with. social media has completely ruined the internet.
No. 560013
File: 1747875202357.gif (3.87 MB, 540x226, 1000031258.gif)
>>559899Thank you for recommendations anon!
Btw I found this story from the Hitcher director commemtary about Rutger hiding in his trailer for an entire day because he didn't want Nash to die because then "the audience would turn against his character", and the director was like "your character has killed like 10 people before Nash" kek. I find it kinda sweet. And in truth, that
did turn me away from the character. I wish he only killed moids…
As for dutch moids, I feel like they're either cute or ogres, no in between. Imo there's definitely more conventionally pretty young men here than in 2 different european countries I lived in for some time. Another good thing is that dutch men are probably the tallest in the world. But the ones who are conventionally pretty are also too girl-pretty for me. I would like a guy who's rugged but still handsome (not in a roided-pig way of course). But it seems like such men literally died out all over the world, and the last generation of those men is like in their 70s or 60s now
No. 560028
File: 1747879730852.jpg (94 KB, 450x770, 1000007554.jpg)
>>559759He's qt but he's a shapeshifter. Sometimes he looks like a scary neanderthal
>>559964Thanks !!!
No. 560056
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need him to fuck me with that BGC (big german columella)
No. 560058
File: 1747887326409.jpg (37.18 KB, 415x663, 275266b85c1593d169a2f265fedbe9…)
god lemme ride that german ski slope. i want to put my tongue in there.
No. 560132
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>>560013it sucks that nash dies. i actually love her character. there's so many things about her that you get as little bits of character building, like her wanting to leave this small town just like jim, but she's kinda stuck here. i hate that she gets fridged. however the funny thing besides rutger feeling upset about her dying is that jennifer jason leigh didn't give a shit and felt like it was necessary lol. still!!! i wish she had lived. i have theories about why john killed her and tbh a ton of thoughts on this film in general, but that's for the movie discussion thread.oh, and i'll put c. thomas howell here because he was adorable particularly in that movie. i think he's conventional but he's also not a 20 year old instagram model so the attractive males thread would eviscerate me. god i love cute 80s twinks
No. 560152
File: 1747898340130.png (744.03 KB, 1171x1153, IMG_20250516_124503.png)
Thank you ESC for introducing me to this moid.
No. 560327
File: 1747922997597.mp4 (10.62 MB, 720x1280, b&w bog boy.mp4)
The tour just started yesterday and I'm so excited I'm already fangirling hard, I feel like I'm 15 again
I love his accent and I need to lay down with him biblically
No. 560346
File: 1747924684078.webp (3.09 KB, 140x105, N2ZkNjcy.webp)
>>560152Another eurovision fan? Got to adimit i have a crush on him too, and also the cyprus guy from this year.
No. 560413
File: 1747930676930.jpg (129.03 KB, 392x746, IMG_20250522_175852.jpg)
>>560208He's so gorgeous nonna I'm going to throw up.
No. 560431
File: 1747934328439.webp (33.98 KB, 640x640, hkybjiv6hga91.webp)
i want to comb his pretty hair and hug him
No. 560516
File: 1747940553409.jpg (175.62 KB, 750x933, tumblr_24ea0e14049d0511b5ab62d…)
dead my love
No. 560547
File: 1747943974832.jpg (64.33 KB, 500x667, 505cumo7eae31.jpg)
Clean, clean, clean, cut the rope let me in
Wings, wings, wings, I grow wings I go in
Scars, scars, scars I got scars on my arms
Fall, fall, fall out of love and apart
Skin, skin, skin let the skin touch the skin
Win, win, win, never was never been (no)
I'm sinking it goes up to my chin
White, white, white, gray to black eversince
No. 560559
File: 1747945246687.jpg (77.49 KB, 1180x1180, unnamed-1_2024-10-04-155859_nk…)
>>557935Oh fuck nona he's cute but he has that 'dead by 25' look. Now I'm worried.
No. 560649
File: 1747951123483.jpg (178.66 KB, 1038x778, d83_ep1_-_martin_in_supermarke…)
back on my german moid bullshit. i need to peg his twinky catholic kraut butt so bad
No. 560764
File: 1747964046912.jpeg (243.69 KB, 1080x1328, soori2fsqo1e1.jpeg)
>>560559yes nona, he's definitely a drug addict so i give him until he's like 22. he's too retarded, but attractive moids are meant to die young so you don't see them walled
No. 560927
File: 1747972320215.png (404.92 KB, 745x616, tim.png)
Saw the new A24 movie "Friendship" just for this guy and while Ive known for a while that I would fuck Tim Robinson, there was a scene with Kate Mara where Tim's character wakes her up and asks for a lick…my pussy felt such a rush gaddamn!
No. 561202
>>561029There's another interview with him from the same place but with a male interviewer and idk, it doesn't sound too bad. And check out from 5:15 when the interviewer says "those thighs are not accidental" keekk I don't feel like he would have a problem with admiring Rutger's body
Also wtf is he doing with his tongue fuckkkkk, it makes me suffer…
No. 561258
>>561057i could see him being bi, or he's just one of those straight guys who has an appreciation for gay shit like david cronenberg. rutger had a friend who died of AIDS and donated a lot to an AIDS charity
>>561163i don't think he's unconventional at all but the attractive males thread is full of infighting about who's conventional or not. and that's why that thread is so slow lol
>>561202it's amazing how much his accent changed in the 1 or 2 years between blade runner and the hitcher, i thought he was american when i first saw the hitcher. and he started talking like that normally with a pretty much imperceptible accent too. but yeah john c. tibbetts was good at interviewing him too
No. 561479
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Mathew Baynton and every role he played in Horrible Histories is attractive to me.
No. 561480
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Particularly him as Dick Turpin. The 1700s clothing is hot
No. 561529
File: 1748078966175.gif (4.87 MB, 480x360, Rutger-Haueron-Blade-Runner-ez…)
>>561202>Also wtf is he doing with his tongue fuckkkkkholy damn
No. 561559
File: 1748087233921.jpg (19.85 KB, 300x450, 153910265918228-nm_200.jpg)
>>560058he's one of the very men who still looks sexy when old
No. 561706
File: 1748117225247.png (463.27 KB, 557x831, retard.png)
in an ideal world i'd take his internet connection away and heal his AGP tendencies, furryism, porn addiction, narcissism, ADHD and general retardation and we would live a wholesome life together in a log cabin in lapland. and make at least 5 children together.
No. 561843
>>561006That's because he's most likely a narcissist. I doubt he even has feelings so no wonder everyone else is below him.
By the way lol, good luck to you know who. Hopefully he doesn't infect her with HIV at this point.
No. 561860
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>>549724Thank you for introducing me to him. He's perfect
No. 561861
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>>561860Samefag, i meant "him to me" kekk i'm tired. He has the perfect proportions for a strong man it's unreal. I need to grope him badly
No. 561873
File: 1748133712730.jpg (173.44 KB, 1080x1353, 1000015002.jpg)
Clown paint andrew hussie… he doesn't do much for me regular-wise but I wish more men would explore alternative styles like this
No. 562122
File: 1748147176198.gif (4.42 MB, 640x360, aa8c9be02787db48abe143d91f8e14…)
He looks good in orange.
No. 562470
File: 1748194584421.webp (42.63 KB, 400x600, IMG_0941.webp)
I want to fuck this weirdo so badly
No. 562599
>>562541they fell for the
>settle for an ugly quirky funny guymeme that moids push
No. 562719
File: 1748213991431.mp4 (3.09 MB, 886x470, ssstwitter.com_1748195349546.m…)
This zoomer moid who made Jordan Peterson seethe, kek.
I love when men are disproportionately aggressive and extra during civil debates.
No. 562737
File: 1748215041190.jpg (498.83 KB, 1176x688, guh.jpg)
This sneering, bratty french royalist
No. 562745
>>562541This wasn't bait, I was 1001% serious. Sexualizing Nathan Fielder (and all the cardboard-souled dysgenic autistic men like him) is crazy. What do you think you can even do to a man like this? Its like finding a plank of wood sexy kek
>>562599I don't think so I've decided it must be looksmatching ain't no way
No. 562780
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i will get banned for what i want to type
No. 562783
File: 1748220722633.webp (61.04 KB, 640x853, 9sp3u5qj98f51.webp)
I want him to stim-fuck me for hours like a flailing horny hyperactive retard while Marzia sits in the cuck chair and watches
No. 562784
File: 1748220838987.webp (17.31 KB, 300x374, Felix_Kjellberg.webp)
Also why are men hot when they pull that retarded quizzical face.
No. 562794
File: 1748222113755.gif (5.53 MB, 540x405, ezgif-81be02f73ccad3.gif)
>>562475I've considered it, but I value my peace of mind, kek. They scare me over there.
>>562580Yes!
>>562745Nonna, you are in the unconventional male attractions thread. If you're going to clutch your pearls over who nonnies post, why participate in a thread like this? Like
>>562778 said, there are literal war criminals and terrorists posted here.
No. 562795
File: 1748222241769.jpg (50.86 KB, 905x944, 20250321.jpg)
>>562794someone posted my crush in that thread and they tore him apart and i am so sad.
actually speaking of that, i have a feeling 99% of the attempted infighting here is nonas butthurt that they posted a guy they like in the attractive men thread and were told to get the fuck out, now they're haunting this thread trying to pick on others for their tastes. grow the hell up
No. 562865
File: 1748233649575.jpg (477.06 KB, 1490x1345, sexiest men of lolcor.jpg)
>>562475Don’t post ITT unless you’re going to post a white twink who looks like he does gay porn to pay for his weekly botox injections. There’s a reason everyone thinks that thread is full of gay men and trannies
No. 562870
>>562865ITT means "in this thread", not "in that thread". I was confused for a second and thought you meant
>don't post here unless you're gonna post one of theseAnd NTA but I don't think that thread is full of gay moids, most of the men there are pretty cute, the one that is suspected of being full of faggots is the ideal bodies thread.
No. 562898
File: 1748242811536.jpeg (50.69 KB, 539x480, IMG_9247.jpeg)
That nose does something to me.
No. 562904
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>>562898Who is this, nonna? I can tell beautiful even though the sunglasses obscure his face. I love big noses. I'm kind of attracted to pre-wall Adrien Brody because of that, but he's such an insufferable, pretentious, creepy fag that seeing his face (albeit beautiful) vexes me.
No. 562911
File: 1748244322939.jpeg (87.02 KB, 443x640, IMG_9250.jpeg)
>>562904John Lennon, he isn’t so beautiful
No. 562913
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>>562911I feel kinda stupid for not knowing he was Lennon, kek. He's very pretty! I looked at some photos and I like this one a lot.
No. 562916
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>>562913He’s more sexy than pretty or cute to me, someone cute would be Paul
No. 562922
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>>562916John was cute when he smiled
No. 562934
File: 1748247929920.jpeg (111.97 KB, 554x554, IMG_8362.jpeg)
>>559930Chris is so sexy, I need him bad.
No. 563131
File: 1748270167891.gif (433.82 KB, 427x326, 1000036472.gif)
Bump don't scroll
No. 563302
File: 1748279070698.webp (29.25 KB, 1000x667, IMG_0958.webp)
After last nights episode of the Rehearsal and seeing Nathan in his pilot uniform I’m doubling down on my choice, I may be cringe but I am free
No. 563551
>>563545nta and he definitely is annoying and I think he's fug, but he is pretty funny
supposedly he is pretty autistic in person
No. 563583
File: 1748300627500.gif (5.24 MB, 540x405, tumblr_63acaa289271ad11b3a0145…)
>>563564shut up retard not everything is gendie related
No. 563687
>>563686And I bet you never have sex and read a
lot of fic
(infighting) No. 563866
File: 1748324050644.jpg (32.1 KB, 736x773, f5deaf78258e446b863a2cf54b0b00…)
Picrel (Swann Arlaud) as thread tax.
>>562972Thank you, you have great taste too, fellow Dastmalchianonna! And yes, kek. Hopefully it's not personalityfagging to be posting him so much? If so, I'll cut it out. I just feel like he's really underrated in both acting and attractiveness, and deserves the same hype that men like Paul Dano, Adam Driver, that guy from The Bear, etc. get.
>>563686Nonna, I am scared of your earthly desires, but I support you.
>>563545I always assumed that he had at least some of the characteristics of autism, but hammed it up a shit-ton as a bit of a self-aware parody. I can understand why you don't like him, though; his humor is really hit-or-miss and depends on the person. I watched
Nathan For You with one of my exes and I had to turn it off because he hated it so much.
No. 563870
File: 1748324803866.jpg (121.82 KB, 1047x1572, Ben-Schwartz-networth.jpg)
I want him to give me all his money, his hand in marriage, and a cervical injury. He'd make such a good submissive paypig, he just has this look/sound to him, like he's just meant to be a victim for women to use and abuse.
No. 564007
File: 1748339909054.gif (993.44 KB, 500x322, 1000031676.gif)
Keeek I'm never posting Rutger in conventional thread again, I mean anons here call even Alain Delon ugly so… Idk, when I think about someone who's "unconventional" I think about someone whom most women wouldn't find attractive, only a certain group with specific tastes. When I think about young Hauer (I emphazise "young") he seems to me like someone that most women would find attractive. But maybe that's just me. There should be like a third category because he doesn't fit in with the stereotypically pretty boys but he definitely doesn't fit in with many ogres posted here. Like don't tell me he isn't better looking like iddubz or smh. Men like Rutger literally look more evolved than modern limpwristed men. Well developed faces and jaws already put them way above them
No. 564077
File: 1748352088322.mp4 (2.14 MB, 720x720, #rammstein.mp4)
>>563926kek that's so cute nona.
he annoys me with his dickhead ways sometimes but then i remember he's just an insecure needy moid who is desperate for love. also his love for animals makes him irresistible to me. i want to break him and make him into my little lovesick simp pussycat.
No. 564095
File: 1748355908037.jpeg (36.42 KB, 480x639, IMG_8367.jpeg)
This Norwegian neanderthal looking bitch, only when his hair is longer, not fan of the short hair.
No. 564202
>>564070Holy cow, is Ben Schwartz a jew? I just thought he was a twink! I mean, he's still fuckable, I'd still drain him of his resources, I just need to go about it more sensitively.
I know of him as the voice of Shapesmith, and saw him in Parks and Rec. Thought he was cute and silly, if a bit cringy.
No. 564371
File: 1748389065973.webp (22.31 KB, 500x373, IMG_3636.webp)
>>561873I’m into clown Hussie too but I sometimes fear he’ll troon out and It’ll be because of juggalos
No. 564427
File: 1748392223087.gif (8.63 MB, 540x540, tumblr_ec0fd11a20741a4b446247c…)
>>564326NTA, but nothing about it was really passive aggressive; she just seemed frustrated. Anons over there can be really catty and sometimes even borderline mean to the women who post men they don't think are attractive.
>>564346He seems very retro-conventional, if that makes sense? Maybe not classical – I don't know – but he seems like the heartthrobs in the '70s women and girls loved, and who would play "badass" characterds that the men and boys would like.
t. mom grew up in the '70s/'80s and was an OG 3D-husbandofag>>563870I remember him being really funny in Parks and Rec! Him and his character's sister (?) killed me.
No. 564471
File: 1748397643189.webp (159.18 KB, 1080x1505, nathan fielder.webp)
>>563866>I always assumed that he had at least some of the characteristics of autism, but hammed it up a shit-ton as a bit of a self-aware parody.It's this, he's mentioned during his other shows that "show nathan" is sort of an exaggeration of his real self. He leans into his natural awkwardness that he was insecure about, and mentioned that he used to have a hard time reading people when he was younger and he uses those situations for the comedy. He's still very dry and deadpan IRL
No. 564603
File: 1748418113091.jpg (284.47 KB, 1367x740, whoreeeee.jpg)
I wish that
>average men
were as hot in my country as they are in sweden
I wanna straddle him
No. 564605
>>564603same nona, scandinavian men are my weakness and swedes are always the hottest. The vast majority of scrotes in my city are short, fat and ugly
brown men.
No. 564791
File: 1748459076028.jpeg (85.57 KB, 736x736, IMG_9166.jpeg)
>>564602Yes! I also found out he was in one of Failure’s music videos, who were one of my favorite bands in middle school. He also loves cats and rescued his (picrel) from
The Suicide Squad set, and one of their costumiers made a mini Polka Dot Man costume for her! He really is the dream.
No. 564849
>>564840>>564842It was so fucking bizarre and seemed like the anons had a vendetta against some woman who found him attractive with all their comments about how anyone who thought he was cute
must be ugly. It made me wonder if moids/troons were coming in or something., or maybe the nonnas from the ugly man psyop thread. I’m sorry you got dogpiled,
nonnie, I tried defending you.
No. 564860
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>>564835He just seems really unpleasant and annoying and looks like his breath stinks. I've watched his shows and they're sometimes funny but I hate most comedian scrotes in general. His huge head and childlike body and narrow shoulders is also kind of repulsive. He looks like a tiny bit less ugly version of this 'comedian'.
No. 564861
File: 1748470986612.webp (35.07 KB, 660x795, Castro.WEBP)
Elderly fidel castro was hot.
No. 564863
>>564860You sperging against the anon who finds Nathan Fielder cute but it's cool if this is posted here
>>564861, this is not a battling worth entertaining. You don't like Jewish phenotypes and that's okay but let the Fielderfuckers speak. We're all in here to lust over mid and kind of ugly dudes, nobody's any better than the other; except, well… perhaps we might all be better than the Fidelfucker…
No. 564871
File: 1748473757485.jpeg (109.18 KB, 660x660, IMG_9177.jpeg)
>>564867The moids are trying to weather us down into liking those egregiously photoshopped moids posted on looksmaxxing forums. Don’t let them win, nonnas. Don’t let them win.
(Scrotefoiling) No. 564877
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Islamfags gather 'round! I've come to feed you
No. 564884
File: 1748475859064.webp (32.41 KB, 640x494, the-vibe-here-v0-po1l3yx9uc3f1…)
>>564849Scrotes seethe hard about the fact that women want to fuck Nathan Fielder, it's actually hilarious
No. 564892
File: 1748476595972.jpg (212.51 KB, 729x1075, IMG_2830.jpg)
>>564881his brother sulumbek is fine as fuck too
No. 564893
File: 1748476842874.jpg (217.1 KB, 1224x1632, Nathan_Fielder.jpg)
>>564860I don't find him particularly attractive, but
face blindness is a symptom of autism, nonna.>>564891You hit the nail on the head, nonna. I've noticed a lot of unconventional guys seething at threads like these too, thinking that women
must be lying or also must be ugly, when in reality, it's because their personality is dog-shit and their hygiene is even worse.
No. 564899
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>>564897I definitely get what you mean! Do you want to keep him as is, or punish the brat out of him with an electric shock collar or something?
No. 564918
File: 1748481738874.jpg (95.08 KB, 736x901, 65469f47d2d7d85612d1735e5bc0ff…)
POV: He came to pick me up for our pub date in a nice, early autumn night
No. 564956
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I don’t know why, but I just somehow have a feeling that he’s passionate about eating pussy and he’s excellent at it, too.
No. 564969
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>>564956Dastmalchian uprising, finally? Dastmalchian uprising? Picrel of him in a short-film called
Heavy (2013) for research purposes for you, nonna.
No. 564979
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>>564969Spoilered for feetsies and saged for double-posting.
No. 565038
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I'm stressed from work and been fantasizing about shoving Ben Schwartz into some classy little office, yanking his pants off and going through a pack of condoms with him. As I'm riding his cock, I'll grab a pretty ornate dagger and slice him up all over, licking and kissing his bloody cuts while he cries and whimpers (Look at the Depression episode of The Earliest Show that he was on, he mopes and gets held by another man. It's what my picrel is from). Fuck, he has the prettiest little sad voice I've ever heard on a man. I fucking love it when this cunt pleads or acts all whiny/bratty. I'll grab a charger wire or belt and beat him with that too, focusing on his cute, tight ass and thighs. If I hit my cervix too hard as I ride him, I slap him and bite/pinch on his pecs. Once he's bloodied, bruised and hoarse from sobbing (nobody else in the office cares about him. Sometimes they laugh at his misery and praise me for putting this XY mutt in its place.), I'll make Ben put on a thong and tie the used condoms to the straps of it and have him walk around the office, showing everyone what a stupid slutty boy he is. I'll write my name all over him and kiss and bite him all over while wearing my favorite black lipstick.
If he's lucky, I might give him a treat of jerking him off to near completion then have him cum all over my cunt and lick it off. I threaten that if he doesn't do a good enough job and I get pregnant with his nerd offspring, I'll make his life a living hell by marrying him. This occurs and I then set a misandristic, matriarchal standard where dear Daddy pays for everything with his buku bucks actor money from those shitty Sonic films whilst Mommy runs the family and a women's-only bar on the side, where ladies like us drink and celebrate our glorious achievements (and our excellent taste in husbandos). Our daughter would be so happy and spoiled, and she'd know that Daddy Ben is my piss-drinking human ashtray that she can boss around and take stuff from whenever they want or I get very, very mad and I repeat the office scenario. One night, Ben gets it in his stupid head to say "no" to when our daughter wants to buy a particularly expensive bottle of perfume. I very quickly comfort our daughter, crack him across the jaw and take his card before handing it to our spoiled-sweet girl. Then I drag him to the office and repeat. Nine months later, after breaking his hand and a rib or two during labor and delivery, I give him twin daughters. He breaks down crying knowing that deep down, he never deserved to have me at all, much less get me pregnant and making such beautiful daughters. We live our lives together in one of those big open loft/studio apartments, styled in my favorite macabre style, with a few cats and some fishtanks of various tropical fishes and cephalopods.
He will come to associate both pleasure and pain itself with his beloved wife. Being married to this guy would be both my biggest dream and his worst nightmare.
This is done partially for my desirs for societal reform into a global matriarchy and also because I am aspiring to be a harpy of a woman who sinks her claws into sweet, funny and unsuspecting men that are probably disgusting people behind closed doors. It all evens out, I suppose.
I've got a lot of fantasies about this man. I would like to believe I am fond of him, although he gives me bad second-hand embarrassment. I do like that he seems meek, goofy and empathetic, not at all like I would ever have to worry about him hurting me, which is part of why I like him so much. He's like my only 3DPD crush besides Antony Starr. I should totally draw porn of them either getting pegged hard as they tearfully hold hands and try to comfort each other through the pain or maybe fucking each other and making out. Maybe while in cosplay. Jean-Ralphio x Homelander yaoi porn when? When I choose to draw it.
No. 565090
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>>565038Nonna, I wish I knew you, but it is still an honor to even just have read that post. Thank you.
No. 565104
>>565043>>565090It's been my utmost pleasure to share it! I have plenty more vivid fantasies about him, Antony, and maybe a young Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. I often get uncomfortable about having celebrity crushes sometimes so it can be hard for me to spread the Good Word of misandry and femdom as a lethal, world-changing combination.
>>565096Is this a Homelander thing or is Antony himself aggressive towards submissive or weak men? I'm very curious and would like to see this in practice.
The very thought of Antony Starr bullying someone (he punks on Hughie's actor sometimes, growling at him that "they're not friends and he's fucking relieved he doesn't have any scenes with him") makes me both scared and aroused (scaroused?). Funnily enough,
Hughie gets a scene where he pins Homelander down whilst being totally naked. He does it with Butcher and Soldier Boy and the whole time Homelander is snarling and jerking like a rabid wolf. I highly recommend looking it up if you like men making strange sounds. Antony makes many odd sounds come to think of it.
No. 565246
>>564884>>564891It's the same with moids seething over women liking Driver, Chalamet,
kpoop guys, etc. Male philosophy revolves around them knowing us better than we know ourselves, so when our opinions are different from theirs we must obviously be wrong. Then they have to cope with "women are lying, they actually want gigachad bodybuilders" or "it's cause they're on birth control" or "you don't ask the fish how to catch fish" rather than admit that they just don't understand us.
No. 565535
>>562719I don't like Peterson and all but that was pretty cringe, the kid just behaved like he only wanted to get a "gotcha" moment from this interaction, every moid in this "debate" came off as a narcisstist with inflated ego, I hate people with this cunty, know-it-all mannerism in their voice and literally every politically involved moid these days talk with that kind of voice (especially leftists but not only, Shapiro is a good right wing example of this cunty mannerism). They also think that talking as fast as possible makes them seem smart. The only person who was actually interested in having a "debate" with Peterson was this one black girl, I think Zina was her name, she was amazing, thoughtful and articulate and constantly analyzing the conversation. She also seemed to be the only one who was able to talk abstracts, and not just hanging on to stricts definitions like reddit atheists. You could even see her body language was different, she was looking away from him while talking like she was actually thinking about what she's about to say, others constantly looked in his eyes and tried to look and sound tough, offensive and cunty lmao. It takes a real effort to come off as pathetic as Peterson in a conversation kek.
No. 565623
File: 1748556600697.jpg (83.96 KB, 1024x1024, 1000031889.jpg)
When I was 17 I was in my reddit atheist era, I read The God Delusion and started watching every youtube video with Dawkins available, but after some time dropped his religion related stuff and focused solely on his work regarding biology. I watched every episode of his public tv lectures "Growing up in the universe" I could find. They were from early 90s so he was in his late 40s there and I developed a huge crush on him, he was super cute and didn't sound like a cunt…
No. 565799
File: 1748565603298.jpg (689.59 KB, 1024x1022, te4bs68a0joe1.jpg)
I will destroy this twink
No. 565878
File: 1748570759697.gif (2.58 MB, 280x373, ezgif-55693459458c14.gif)
I typically don't have particularly sadistic thoughts towards moids I like, but this is what he'd look like if I locked him in my basement and he decided to test my patience and try to "escape" and beg for release. I would treat him very nicely, though, so this would never happen. Probably.
No. 565939
File: 1748579418015.png (227.9 KB, 482x377, 23456789087865432.png)
Sorry
No. 565974
File: 1748587157981.jpg (95.01 KB, 903x766, ..jpg)
idk
No. 566035
File: 1748604817928.jpg (414.95 KB, 1660x1656, 1000031930.jpg)
Made for facial abuse
No. 566052
>>565939The scrote was rich and more handsome than the average scrote yet he was way too much retarded to even try.
>waaa I can’t get a girlfriend When you don’t even go out or speak to women or call them Stacies kek. The only bad thing is that he didn’t only kill himself. What a retard, rest in piss.
No. 566108
File: 1748616371919.jpg (728.93 KB, 2048x1366, 18catfish1_xp-superJumbo.jpg)
nev and max from catfish
No. 566163
File: 1748621423659.jpeg (28.28 KB, 636x475, 50sw9a7cb.jpeg)
>>566108The guy on the left is spooky
No. 566183
File: 1748623578409.gif (3.3 MB, 540x386, 18846919373891-split.gif)
i'm obsessed with the way his brows are arched. i don't typically like downturned eyes on men but i love his, he's got these big, expressive, perpetually half closed eyelids, they make his face look kind. idk something about the specific way his eyes are positioned in the orbital rim just works. when he does the side eye it always makes me sexually violent.
No. 566234
File: 1748627861116.jpg (148.61 KB, 1920x1200, badempanada.JPG)
I’m not even really attracted to him, or so I thought. But I can’t stop fantasizing about fucking him. Idk why but I feel like the dick would be crazy.
No. 566246
File: 1748630943789.jpeg (304.8 KB, 1170x1170, IMG_0737.jpeg)
Romil hemnani. I never used to like hairy men, but now I love them…
No. 566560
File: 1748651270468.jpg (77.39 KB, 780x439, Nev-Schulman-family.jpg)
>>566161somehow they both have a wife and kids kek
No. 566565
>>566560Isn't Nev Schulman a massive piece of shit who beat up a woman who tried to stop him photographing girls tits in college? (He actually got kicked out of the school even though his mom was on the board there, so it must have been pretty bad)
He's also been filmed shoving a female fan out of the way.
No. 566570
File: 1748651978508.png (1.33 MB, 1280x1280, tumblr_p2rsfg186S1sjuxyno2_128…)
>>566565well damn. apparently a guest on season 4 also accused him of making sexual advances at her. it's funny because on the show he is extremely "woke" and performative about social issues. it's always the nice guys kek
No. 566779
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>>566565NTA, but holy shit, I just looked this up. He attended Sarah Lawrence College, which is a historically female-only college – here in Burgerland, most same-sex colleges started letting in the opposite sex in the '80s, IIRC – for photography. He was at some "queer" event and was taking photos, and a woman tapped his shoulder because she didn't know if he was doing it with good intentions (because male at women's college photographing lesbians) and he punched her, thinking she was a man, according to Wikipedia.
He does have a nice nose, though. I think I was born a little too late to watch it
zoomie, so just from looking at photos without the context of
Catfish, he seems handsome.
No. 566792
>>565623He's still based, supports JK Rowling, promotes books written by women on tranny ideology and gives women platform to talk about gender ideology hitting homosexual kids the most, and being dangerous and sexist in reinforcing stereotypes about women in general.
Btw I just really don't want him to die one day kek
No. 566907
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I'm lowkey exposing my power level here, but I'm still riding this high
No. 566923
File: 1748701506720.webm (12.88 MB, 406x720, bee.webm)
>>566907Plus a cute interaction
No. 566943
>>566923This is so cute,
nonnie! He seems really sweet and from what I've heard of his music, is wildly talented. You have good taste!
No. 567033
File: 1748707137410.jpg (201.86 KB, 950x950, 1000032007.jpg)
AAAAAAA I'm losing my fucking mind! I hoped he wouldn't do this to me… I haven't checked Richard Dawkins personal status in a few years, after his divorce with Lella Ward in 2016 I had no idea what he was up to. I checked it now and apparently he married a Slovakian woman in 2021 and she's fucking 45 years younger than him… He's 83 years old now and she's 38, but they were already together in 2019 when she was 32, so who knows when they met. She's younger than his fucking daughter. She works as his secretary and makes illustrations for his books. I'm in agony. His previous two wives were both 10 years younger than him so it wasn't that bad but this… I always hoped he wouldn't be one of those gross old men with super younger wives. I always felt he had inflated ego but I thoguht he wouldn't go that low, that he wouldn't be one of those guys with a "hospice wife". I also read some tweets regarding that topic and one woman wrote she sat in front of him at a talk and that he was still "quite flirty" at that age. So he's just a fucking dog! And all that beautiful eloquent speeches and high IQ won't change that trivial, PRIMITIVE truth. WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE EVERY OTHER POPULAR SCROTE? Good thing I read almost all his books already because this shit makes me never want to read or watch anything related to him ever again. FUCKKKKK YOU RUINED IT FOR ME FOREVER. WHY EVEN YOU WHY. I CAN'T EVEN BE ATTRACTED TO HIS YOUNGER VERSION ANYMORE BECAUSE I FEEL SUCH STRONG MORAL REPULSION REEEEEEEE NOW I HOPE THERE IS A GOD SO HE CAN STRIKE YOU DOWN!
No. 567043
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I hate being attracted to famous moids with wives, even though I'll never meet them and they'll never find out about it. It makes the maladaptive daydreaming feel less ethical, even when I pretend he never got married to his wife.
I just want a date night with him where we go to one of those Chicago coffee shops that play post-punk music, and then spend the day together looking at bookstores and record stores before going home and cuddling. One day when I am off my antidepressants my desires shall be unleashed upon him, but for now, I just want a cute date.
No. 567125
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>tfw no ghostly japanese bf
No. 567131
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>>567043It doesn’t help that he and his wife seem like a cool couple and she’s beautiful. They’re like the hot, artsy goth nerds that I want to hang out with, kek
No. 567132
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I’ve been putting off watching I Think You Should Leave for the longest time but I just saw Friendship and I need him so bad nonnas
No. 567232
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>>567131Right! She seems super sweet and is a street artist, IIRC, as well as a really positive force in his life for staying sober. I need him recreated in a lab for me so they can have their happy family while I have my own personal Dastmalchian.
>>567189KEKKK. IRL, only my family knows how much I love him, and my sister says that he looks like Snape if he got hit by a bus and needed reconstructive surgery. I am glad I found nonnas ITT who understand me.
No. 567280
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My favourite youtube animal rehab mega Christfag, he got an ugly ass zoomer mullet now and is even more religous, but he loves what he does and is pretty wholesome about it
No. 567337
>>567280Aw I love Uncle Ben too,
nonnie. I wish him the best of luck with his rehab ranch
No. 567486
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a tragic loss to the music industry and the cute nerd economy
No. 567488
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oui oui baguette monsieur [twirls hair]
No. 567629
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both of them
No. 567932
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Noda from Godzilla -1. Idk what makes me like him so much
…He's nice!
No. 568074
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No. 568116
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>>568074Hello fellow fidelfucker
No. 568124
File: 1748890846151.webp (12.13 KB, 320x426, fidel castro.webp)
>>568074well i wouldn't say he's an 'unconventional' male attraction as he was a real womaniser in his era, but nowadays it would be very uncommon for someone to say she has feeling for fidel castro. and to that i say i feel the same way, nonna. i'm personally not a communist and do not share many principles similar to communism, but i love very passionate men who have luster in one way or another.
No. 568130
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Look at those mammaries, oh my. Love a big boy.
No. 568143
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>>566014I know, right? And then when you get there, you're not exactly nervous, but the conversation and laughs start to flow much easier once you're both slightly enebriated. The low light that accentuate the changing colors on his cheeks that come from the screen or the stage. When he looks at you with clear intent of full attention, despite the loud chatter in the background. When the fingers that are faintly cold from holding the pint glass meet by accident but don't part so soon. And the alcohol gives enboldens him to tuck your hair behind your ear so he can look at you better in between the banter and jokes, and you return the favour later, hand heavy and loose from the drinking, but he doesn't mind, cupping it with his own against his face.
I've stooped to creating fucking imagines at my big age on the holy year of 2025 and I'm actually mortified goodbye No. 568151
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I want to have really nice dates with him and then have sex after we’ve established a relationship. I’ve been psychologically castrated since I was ten and he’d be respectful of it, but after I had an appropriate amount of wine around/with a sober person, I’d kiss him a lot and then have sex. He’d be kind and make sure I was in an actual cognitive capacity to consent, and we’d have sex and then fall asleep while Siouxsie plays. As mentioned, I have zero libido, so don’t unspoiler that unless you want to be subjected to retardation.
No. 568162
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>>568160Sorry, English is my second language so commonly things I say make little sense. I meant basically that I have zero libido and don’t think about sexual stuff at all. Except for him…
No. 568187
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No. 568190
>>568187He’s from Severance, right? Pete? I stopped watching after
Helly tried killing herself because I was not in a good place, kek but he looks very familiar.
No. 568257
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No. 568266
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I still want to drag my cunt across his face like a snail
No. 568297
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>>568190That's Petey yes
I prefer Innie petey to outie petey
I'm still watching it
but I wish he lived longer No. 569219
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If I was looked at like this while talking to him I would actually pass out, even knowing it’d be totally innocent and just him thinking about something.
No. 569234
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he was handsome even after his accident. absolutely willing to die on that hill.
Daniel Bruhl as Niki Lauda was really sexy and seeing clips of the movie every now and then makes me blush.
No. 569416
File: 1749085149646.mp4 (19.81 MB, 640x480, 7492923222.mp4)
POV: I'm sitting at the bar with my heart pounding and gathering the courage to offer to buy a drink or pint for the cute spontaneous singer, but in reality I'll just silently pray that he notices me from across the room, sits by my side and buys me one first
No. 569676
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unfortunately the lead singer from emmure for me. hes such a douche but some how he appeals to my brain
No. 569724
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>>569610maybe so but I find him cute.
Prost was also handsome in his early days with Renault in my opinion but I like manlets.
No. 569786
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>>569724Speaking of F1, since you posted an old F1 driver I'm gonna counter with the youngest one on the grid right now. I've slowly been finding him cuter the more I see him during races.
No. 570272
>>569416Is he the same guy from
>>568143 and
>>564918? If so What's his name?? And keep it up, nona. I love you
No. 570319
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David Dastmalchian was really handsome in
Reprisal. I wish I liked the show more since the plot sounded interesting and followed a woman getting revenge (one of my favorite things, kek), but I think I got to episode three or four and it just didn't do anything for me.
I feel like a might have a fetish for beautiful people smoking. The Shiv Roy smoking scene in Succession made me lose my shit just like this one did. I need to share a Winston with David and Sarah… Saging because I post him too much, sorry.
>>570314Kek, if he wanted a blonde sorority girl that badly, he could've just shot for a woman in one of the lower-middles or bottom-tiers
(t. lower-middle sororityfag). He obviously just wanted the Stacies, though, so that wasn't good enough for him.
No. 570398
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hes such a good dad
No. 570476
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>>570294Kimi Antonelli, his fluffy hair is a big plus. Don't worry about what the other nonna said, he's definitely legal.
No. 570545
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Will Kennard of Chase and Status. Idk why but his face is so appealing, especially during that era (he hit the wall pretty hard). Love his long lashes
No. 570577
File: 1749233670012.mp4 (1.34 MB, 1280x720, taste the treat.mp4)
>>570272Yes, it's the same guy! As this nona
>>570311 replied, it's Hozier/Andrew. Maybe you know him from "Take me to church" or "Too sweet"? Those were his biggest hits. I think he also recently went viral for his featuring on Nothern Attitude and his version of Do I Wanna Know?, but I'm not sure since I don't keep up with TikTok.
>And keep it up, nona. I love youLmao thanks nona! I'm not going anywhere, I've still got so much to yearn
No. 570625
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i've always been fascinated by this guy who survived a pole being stabbed through his entire head. 1800s men were built different
No. 571374
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If you're a woman in her 20s and not tapped in to tvjihad what are you even doing with your life.
No. 571975
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Probably a niche choice if none of you nonnas are into skateboarding. His hatred of penguinz0 satisfies me immensely.
No. 571984
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>>571975>>571975 just spent some time watching him review skateboards, good taste
this is who Idubbbz wishes he was
No. 572032
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I'm a zoomie fag so I've been watching the Lifesteal SMP, and PlanetLord is so cute to me. He's gay, though.
No. 572079
File: 1749436649222.jpg (66.68 KB, 1280x720, jhonen_interview.jpg)
Has anyone done this guy yet?
No. 572090
File: 1749439715803.mp4 (16.99 MB, 1280x720, 1005424677.mp4)
>>572078>He's never done/said anything objectionable that I know of>she doesn't knowPlus he also defended troons and owns a dildo collection
No. 572235
File: 1749475317535.gif (4.13 MB, 540x450, 1000007966.gif)
I need to grab those tits, I didn't know he was packed like that
No. 572467
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I haven't watched his videos for a long time because he started networking with troons and other generally gross moids, however I had a dream he finally did the long-awaited dick reveal which has resparked my feelings. I want the younger version of him so bad…
No. 572625
>>572613No lol but I didn't understand what was meant by "done this guy".
He's posted in almost every thread, if that was the question.
No. 572670
File: 1749514257907.jpg (417.01 KB, 3200x1600, 1000000884.jpg)
I think he's considered conventional more or less but the other thread malds so I'll put Sauron here. Just finished Ring of Power and it makes me seethe that he's the only attractive man on the show despite there being tons of elves. Could've thrown a table when he transformed into an elf and they gave his weave a fucking Norwood 6.
No. 572709
File: 1749518882078.jpg (Spoiler Image,33.21 KB, 720x405, 1000000885.jpg)
>>572706Did you see Elrond? Downright offensive. Highest budget TV show ever and they couldn't cast decent looking men as elves…? Look at this wig girl, they're playing in our fucking faces
No. 573021
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I'm barely even a casual smoker, I probably smoke once every 4 months or so. But I'd light one up with him, see where it takes us. On a beautiful late afternoon, orange sunshine through the windows, while I dance and sing languidly to Aretha's "Baby, I love you" that's on the record player, and he watches smiling from the sofa before I join him.
No. 573127
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thinking about markiplier again
No. 573128
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Picrel is tax for responding at all. The taller man is my obsession
>>573021This reminds me of when I was younger and I would imagine Shadow the Hedgehog singing Rebel Yell (the black veil brides cover) at me
No. 573685
>>572625Oh I didn't see that before RIP
I meant like…has anyone posted him before.
No. 574143
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>>573128>>574079>>573854I'm glad my horny hozierposting lead to this. Bless both of you,
nonnie lol
No. 574318
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>>574143Ayrt ily nonna I hope Hozier sings Radioactive by Imagine Dragons to you too some day
No. 574346
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No. 574391
>>574346Sam,
Please get off female 4chan.
Sincerely all nonnies
No. 574971
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>>574318KEK I'm claiming it, anon
>POV: He's about to play a mellow and beautiful semi-ironic rendition of fucking Radioactive for me (kinda like his version of Toxic) No. 575466
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No. 575763
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sorry girls but we're terminator-posting again. i hate this stupid massive faggot and his stupid huge sexy biceps and ugly face and fat neck. a balaclava really is a mommy makeover for men because with the mask? ride until he dies. without the mask? hello HR there is a little freak! trying to talk to me. i want to scrub the skidders out of his boxers and slap him around. christ help me, this sexist swine makes me feel like a rabid, shit-flinging chimp. i want to gnaw on his arms, i want to put him in his place and make him my submissive shelf-fixing slavic malewife. i know i would call him a little bitch and he'd pop a stiffy with such force it would create a sonic boom that travels from Moscow to the Caucus mountains
No. 575836
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>>575763I hate how bad he looks without the damn balaclava, but when he's covering his face, I'd 1000% lick his damn body.
No. 575854
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I want to suck the soul out of his dick so powerfully that he becomes an exhausted zombie-like husk for thirty minutes.
No. 575876
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No. 576056
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>>575836In a better world his regiment would force him into doing thirst traps and nude pictures (with mask, please). Or he'd straight up be the property of all women