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Unconventional Male Attractions #28 Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 04:14:03 PM No. 532581

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Previous thread: >>>/g/475475

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 04:41:35 PM No. 532598

File: 1745167295911.jpg (119.26 KB, 500x700, spike.JPG)

i still have in fact not gotten over him.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 04:59:24 PM No. 532605

File: 1745168362370.mp4 (162.03 KB, 720x1280, images.mp4)

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 05:07:04 PM No. 532609

File: 1745168824025.webp (12.12 KB, 290x355, dzhokhar-tsarnaev-rindge-and-l…)

love him since that marathon

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 05:30:11 PM No. 532622

File: 1745170211830.jpg (43.5 KB, 1280x768, Bachir-Gemayel-1.jpg)

Read about the lebanese civil war lately and unfortunately I've developed a weird love-hate obsession over bashir gemayel. I hate him cause he was a fascist warlord and a slimy turncoat, and yet I can't stop staring at his soft, plump face and listen to his faggoty, velvety voice. I wish I could fuck him and then beat the shit out of him. Apparently he was so hot his mistress decided to write a whole book about their affair (which I'm reading right now). I'm so ashamed nonnas, I hope I can heal soon.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 05:51:23 PM No. 532633

>ugly threadpic goes out
>uglier threadpic comes up
fuck this shit

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 09:58:00 PM No. 532798

>thumbnail in the OP

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 10:23:21 PM No. 532811

>>532633
This is the designated ugly man thread unfortunately.

Anonymous 04/20/25 (Sun) 11:54:53 PM No. 532847

File: 1745193293280.jpg (146.18 KB, 1440x1800, eugenio-esquivel.jpg)

I know very little about this guy but he's cute

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 01:19:45 AM No. 532890

File: 1745198384731.gif (1.1 MB, 266x353, Tumblr_l_896290793971576.gif)

new thread, old thirst

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 02:16:39 AM No. 532908

I'm stoned and ovulating and I want to fuck Beck from the Where It's At (Two Turntables and a Microphone) music video so badly

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 03:31:39 AM No. 532935

File: 1745206299619.jpeg (396.64 KB, 1284x1889, IMG_5924.jpeg)

>>498637 I thought so too until I came across his profile.I thought his animations were neat until I found out he’s a polyfag because of course he’s a whore .Massive clit killer and his stuff just comes off as skeevy now

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 04:33:43 AM No. 532987

I am offput by the subhuman in the threadpic

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 04:48:02 AM No. 532998

>Caveman womanbeater as thread pic
Survival of the fittest were meant to weed people like you out.

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 04:48:45 AM No. 533000

File: 1745210924098.gif (4.33 MB, 400x430, tumblr_3431ab831b9e9caeda701e3…)

What the fuck am I gonna do now that hockey season's over

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 05:28:37 AM No. 533018

File: 1745213317532.gif (Spoiler Image,10.1 MB, 540x385, 765f4d6ef2d67229a1ce5090c6559d…)

>>532041
meh most of them don't really suit it unless they're already extra attractive from the start. i kinda like 'faggy' looking men if they're not actual fags (ironically a lot of real fags keep themselves hairy). what category do the men who alternate between hairy/shaved fall into? like how some actors shave for roles but stay hairy in their spare time. idk anything about this guy just wanted to post something kek

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 01:24:30 PM No. 533136

File: 1745241870323.jpg (58.8 KB, 608x450, 1000005238.jpg)

His voice is so hot…

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 05:46:19 PM No. 533281

File: 1745257579014.jpg (89.04 KB, 735x799, Director-Hayao-Miyazaki-on-The…)

I think my yellow fever is returning.

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 05:54:01 PM No. 533288

>>533281
why did it ever go away lmao

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 06:07:47 PM No. 533299

File: 1745258866860.jpg (543.17 KB, 2000x1500, hayao-miyazaki-1.jpg)

>>533288
I fell in love with a non asian man that looked like my husbando. I used to have terrible yellow fever but now I don't care at all about Asian men. The only time it flares up is when I see a really cute Japanese moid irl, I'm not interested in other ethnicities or celebrities like before

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 07:45:21 PM No. 533389

File: 1745264721644.jpg (87.12 KB, 512x512, tumblr_1ad01b3df125d26e46ce92f…)

Big nose gang rise up. Bonus points for wonky eye, I like my moids medium level ugly

Anonymous 04/21/25 (Mon) 08:02:08 PM No. 533400

File: 1745265726753.gif (1.95 MB, 320x240, EowMcC.gif)

i miss the 90s when guys used too much hair gel and had slutty piercings

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 04:07:37 AM No. 533830

File: 1745294857578.jpeg (132.97 KB, 750x1000, IMG_2807.jpeg)

I love it when guys have their thighs out,it makes me feel like a carnivore.I wish he would’ve worn slutty lederhosen more often .

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 04:17:32 AM No. 533847

>>533830
is that the ugly rat man from the german pedophile's band? Correct thread.

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 05:42:44 AM No. 533925

>>533847
He’s more weasel than rat,what did Schneider do?

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 05:44:53 PM No. 534153

File: 1745343892908.png (1.43 MB, 2048x1365, 23646596851_52c2b7e762_k.png)

Sorry

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 06:10:18 PM No. 534163

File: 1745345418146.jpg (Spoiler Image,119.16 KB, 736x984, 1000039183.jpg)

inspired by the nona in the confession thread

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 06:41:56 PM No. 534177

>>533830
based flake enjoyer

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 06:48:09 PM No. 534181

>>534163
real as fuck

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 06:55:39 PM No. 534187

File: 1745348139934.jpg (71.26 KB, 736x553, 1000039189.jpg)

>>534181
he looks violently autistic sometimes but thats part of the charm

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 07:57:15 PM No. 534219

File: 1745351835370.png (741.15 KB, 562x999, image_2025-04-23_055000325.png)

Jon Bernthal is so sexy to me, I like how typically masculine and brutish he looks. I'm excited to watch his new movies this month.
I know he's a typical shitty moid but I can't help it, it's probably his Neanderthalian brain

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 08:04:51 PM No. 534220

>>534163
i'm seeing posts about death in june in excess over the past week. either some strange cosmic event is happening to me or some kind of thing happened in death in june fandom. did a new album release or something? what is he?

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 08:05:38 PM No. 534221

File: 1745352338438.jpg (674.89 KB, 884x864, gay boy.jpg)

>>534187
i agree, 70s and 80s douglas was pretty sexo. now he's old, gay and fat. very sad state of affairs

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 08:55:39 PM No. 534265

>>534221
they should ban gay men from turning 50

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 09:23:37 PM No. 534289

File: 1745357016913.png (505.39 KB, 400x541, IMG_3583.png)

>>534221
But, What Ends When The Scales Shatter?

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 09:55:52 PM No. 534312

>>534289
kek

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 11:06:16 PM No. 534383

>>534289
KEK true jump scare

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 11:19:11 PM No. 534388

>>534289
ballerina cappuccina pose

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 11:37:03 PM No. 534391

File: 1745365023364.jpeg (58.64 KB, 736x543, IMG_7354.jpeg)

Terry Jones… beautiful intelligent talented sensitive dark Welshman… uohghhh .. he looked prehistoric… perfect thick hair.. there are rumours that he was a top shagger in the 70s I completely understand. Rip

Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 11:40:33 PM No. 534393

File: 1745365233655.jpeg (52.43 KB, 640x341, IMG_7235.jpeg)

>>534391
Neck

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 12:15:08 AM No. 534407

>>532609
Kek he's pretty much the posterchild of this type of threads

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 07:45:44 AM No. 534525

File: 1745394344527.jpg (115.01 KB, 770x1107, 15db402cd0.jpg)

>>534163
Shame he is a literal cocksucking homosexual

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 08:56:29 AM No. 534529

File: 1745398589366.jpeg (103.62 KB, 1200x979, IMG_0727.jpeg)

please please please please please

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 09:03:45 AM No. 534534

>>534529
He needs to be manhandled.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 09:07:36 AM No. 534536

File: 1745399256565.jpg (98.37 KB, 600x836, kornilij.jpg)

>>534153
I got you.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 09:09:58 AM No. 534537

File: 1745399398453.png (131.99 KB, 686x574, DouglasPedo.png)

>>534221
>>534525
He likes to get fucked by grandpas too. Nasty. Also, check this shit out. Fags are so mentally ill.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 10:40:25 AM No. 534550

>>534537
This is just standard faggotry. Moids gonna moid

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 11:03:34 AM No. 534553

>>534550
Yeah, part of his whole shtick is being open about his faggotry and degeneracy but confessing to enjoying being molested as a kid wasn't something I was expecting kek. He used to be handsome, sure, but I could never actually find him attractive knowing he enjoyed getting plowed by grandpas. It doesn't help that I've seen clips of the porn he starred in where he is fucking a really ugly fat old man (and which he later told his fans about how he got infected with crabs from that).

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 11:09:15 AM No. 534557

File: 1745406555645.png (1.41 MB, 1200x795, IMG_5157.png)

>>534553
>and which he later told his fans about how he got infected with crabs from that).
Kekkkkk
I wish there were enough of us to start a Di6/post-industrual/neo-folk thread

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 11:36:47 AM No. 534561

>>534537
Gay scrote endorsing pedophilia because he gets to be on the giving end now. Tale as old as time.
>>534553
>porn he starred in where he is fucking a really ugly fat old man
Was that not Boyd Rice? Or is the PI/Neofolk scene way more degenerate than I thought it was?
>>534557
There are at least four of us

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 11:50:05 AM No. 534567

File: 1745409005009.png (25.45 KB, 1538x260, pr0n.png)

>>534561
Boyd Rice isn't gay but he did take get pegged in a Collapsing Scenery video. There are nudes floating around of Douglas' saggy balls and gut from his Gaydar profile but they're so terrible that not enough people have saved them and made them easy to find nowadays. He's very proud of his short stint in fat old man porn.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 12:29:12 PM No. 534572

>>534553
>death in june porn
i wish i didnt have eyes

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 01:01:53 PM No. 534575

File: 1745413313086.jpg (36.54 KB, 500x502, 1000043111.jpg)

>>534537
Him being molested explains all of DI6 tbqf
>>534557
I think theres enough of us for a little containment thread

Thinking about Gainsbourg again , such an uglyhot classic. If only he wasnt a nonce

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 02:22:32 PM No. 534583

File: 1745418152348.png (15.85 KB, 1003x488, terrible.png)

>>534572
I wouldn't even call it Death In June porn because there is no Nazi shit, funny masks, or anything else DIJ. Just Douglas and some ugly ass old fat men sucking each other's STD-riddled anuses and other nasty fag shit. Doug tried to hype it up and promote this crap by claiming one of the fatasses is an Ernst Roehm lookalike kek. By the way, I found the awful porn if anyone here is curious and wants to torture themselves. It's as putrid and awful as I remember. Don't click if you don't want to be hit with an immediate thumbnail featuring sad-looking old man ass:
https://archive.org/details/end-of-the-road

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 02:27:49 PM No. 534585

>>534583
I'm never going to be able to listen to Di6 again without thinking of this, whywhywhy?

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 02:29:46 PM No. 534586

I’ve revived the neo-folk thread on /m/ nonas. Let’s spare this thread of any more haggard nazi asses

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 04:40:52 AM No. 535384

>>534536
Genuinely would tbh

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 04:58:00 AM No. 535396

>>534583
Damn I have a few pics of the guy saved where he has the mask on because I thought he looked sexy but reading these posts has kinda soured it lol. I really wish he didnt get molested as a kid, so disgusting and sad

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 11:30:39 AM No. 535499

>>535396
Faggots are truly an alien species. It's not the first time I've seen one confess enjoying being molested and seeing nothing wrong with it. Utterly mind-boggling.

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 04:56:42 PM No. 535590

>>533830
Same. I wish more men wore shorts. I cant even look at his walled face because i am hyperfocused on those thigs.

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 04:59:09 PM No. 535591

File: 1745513948737.png (680.5 KB, 721x1053, unf.png)

This cringe butterfaced chinese guy some nonna posted on the you cringe you lose thread

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 05:43:14 PM No. 535632

>>535384
ew

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 08:14:06 PM No. 535757

>>535632
NTA, but you're obviously just racist against Russians

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 08:22:47 PM No. 535760

>>535757
that's based

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 04:28:57 AM No. 536091

jhonen vasquez's voice pisses me off, why does this 50 year old man have such a cute voice

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 12:47:47 PM No. 536243

>>533830
who is this

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 10:57:53 PM No. 537030

File: 1745621873287.jpeg (9.97 KB, 168x178, images-7.jpeg)

I should be shot
>>536243
That's Flake, he's a keyboard player for Rammstein who lives his life being fake raped by pedophile serial abuser and massive BPD cow Till Lindeman

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 04:52:04 PM No. 537643

File: 1745686323968.jpg (127.43 KB, 810x547, Dhs030_AmericanMcGee.jpg)

Only when he was young and working at id.
Anyway stop making these gay ass plushies and go back to making vidya you faggot!!! New Alice never ever…

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 05:36:50 PM No. 537653

>>537643
Are you literally me? I always thought he was cute, especially there with the NIN shirt. There were quite a few cute guys at id software in the 90s actually, and cute guys who listened to NIN… not anymore. It's a shame tech bros are such faggots now.

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 06:35:45 PM No. 537692

File: 1745692545701.jpg (47.23 KB, 736x908, bcccd88b0ec70f115af4de45764891…)

oh noo you can't be rude to your LA girlfriend while sporting an ugly top knot with your hair half down haha you're so sexy

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 07:29:42 PM No. 537748

>>532622
craziest one here, this is such a specific choice and I do not respect you for it

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 09:32:48 PM No. 537887

File: 1745703168781.jpeg (135.68 KB, 1200x900, IMG_5778.jpeg)

>>534153
i can offer you his younger version

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 11:05:23 PM No. 538023

>>537887
I respect all the women who are now openly admitting being attracted to ancient Catholic ghost people. Not because I'm attracted to them, I'm not, it's just the sincerity of it is hilarious

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 11:06:47 PM No. 538028

>>534221
>>534187
Am I brainrotted for thinking this guy isn't an unconventional attraction? He looks pretty hot in like a normal sense in both these pictures

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 11:13:21 PM No. 538038

>>537887
Lmao, are you Polish? I thought they look alike too

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 11:18:20 PM No. 538043

>>537887
I thought this was a twitch streamer at first glance

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 11:40:53 PM No. 538059

>>538038
tak, nie mogę tego odwidzieć od kiedy ktoś ich porównał

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 12:25:16 AM No. 538078

File: 1745713515921.png (204.83 KB, 539x591, 1733781762880501.png)

>>532609
What is is about men from the Caucasus?

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 02:00:24 AM No. 538119

>>538028
He still belongs itt because of everything else about him
>average, gross, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 04:35:57 AM No. 538277

File: 1745728557849.jpg (33.9 KB, 480x640, ed0d9812f42f379c31355142f5a9e7…)

>>537643
he is cute and i feel so much sympathy for his parental trauma.

i put him in the same category of jhonen vasquez as cute alt guys who made goth-ish art and had female characters that weren't shit

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 04:36:41 AM No. 538278

File: 1745728601078.jpg (110.78 KB, 775x1353, tumblr_f94cd0c7679b0695640debf…)

miss this era of time

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 05:08:53 AM No. 538297

>>534391
this made me chimp out. i came here just to post him but you beat me to it. good taste, i salute

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 05:11:27 AM No. 538298

File: 1745730686920.jpg (830.09 KB, 1485x1080, 1000015784.jpg)

>>538078

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 06:06:10 AM No. 538306

File: 1745733969489.png (3.35 MB, 2372x2342, myloveblackdano.png)

>>532581
Posting my husband Paul Dano. I prefer my men like my chocolate though, so I had to edit him to make him perfect.(bait)

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 09:55:35 AM No. 538337

>>538306
i beg your pardon?

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 10:53:54 AM No. 538345

>>538277
I miss younger Jhonen. Now he's lame, old, and less cute. Can he please finally redeem himself and make more JtHM already

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 11:39:48 AM No. 538351

>>538298
>>538306
this is some 'fugee shit

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 04:52:27 PM No. 538468

>>538306
does look better than dano kek

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 05:03:00 PM No. 538472

File: 1745773380718.jpeg (19.25 KB, 465x587, c.jpeg)

Can't stop thinking about this uggo

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 05:06:14 PM No. 538473

>>538472
Nona get help

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 05:10:19 PM No. 538474

>>538473
It'll pass…

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 05:48:36 PM No. 538503

>>538472
Billions must hope

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 08:49:42 PM No. 538775

File: 1745786982141.jpg (108.05 KB, 1500x1000, 1000005560.jpg)

Whore.

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 08:54:04 PM No. 538781

>>538472
I'm out of the loop, who is this? He has dead eyed autism so I'm assuming he's a mass shooter

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 09:10:37 PM No. 538797

File: 1745788237613.jpg (57.04 KB, 750x1000, 1000005562.jpg)

>>538781
He's the guy chudjak is based on I believe

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 09:13:13 PM No. 538802

>>538781
Yeah he's a mass shooter

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 09:32:29 PM No. 538843

File: 1745789549828.jpeg (64.94 KB, 540x528, IMG_7355.jpeg)

>>538297
My sister

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 09:51:05 PM No. 538854

>>538472
>>538797
I didn't even recognize him, holy shit. Patrick Crusius.

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 10:52:33 PM No. 538899

>>533389
Who is this guy? I also get the appeal

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 11:49:43 PM No. 538934

File: 1745797783482.gif (923.69 KB, 268x151, tumblr_d83b7e5be0197ae6005b822…)

I'm strangely attracted to Jon Bernthal.

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 12:18:52 AM No. 538964

File: 1745799531772.jpg (1.68 MB, 2460x2072, 1000014355.jpg)

Nathan looked so cute curled up on the bed. I feel like I would be given weird looks for saying in public I find Nathan Fielder attractive. Excited I get more content of him for the next five weeks.

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 12:40:06 AM No. 538999

File: 1745800806244.jpg (92.3 KB, 736x1132, kivimaki.jpg)

men with noses like this look so cute to me.

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 02:34:39 AM No. 539255

>>533281
>>533299
I get it nona. But i wish i didnt

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 02:41:34 AM No. 539273

>>533281
>>533299
Someone please post that one Miyazaki pic. You know the one.

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 06:41:13 AM No. 539626

File: 1745822473559.jpg (89.58 KB, 828x656, 118814527_2785701085083334_969…)

>>539273
This?

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 09:23:05 AM No. 539712

File: 1745832185560.jpg (33.72 KB, 640x677, viktor-tsoi.jpg)

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 09:23:30 AM No. 539713

File: 1745832209948.jpg (83.06 KB, 1023x1023, 693735a219c8762fedca84c69d6f6b…)

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 09:24:38 AM No. 539714

File: 1745832278776.jpg (75.18 KB, 640x1138, 4am921ajet1b1.jpg)

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 09:25:45 AM No. 539717

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Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 09:29:31 AM No. 539721

>>538999
What is wrong with you? Assuming you're even a woman(scrotefoiling)

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 09:30:50 AM No. 539722

Farmhands need to hide this thread like they did with XX, first time visiting lolcow today and the pictures are all uggo moids(hide the thread)

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 10:27:57 AM No. 539740

>>539721
can't see why that post would stand out to you most from everything in this thread.
i like finnish moids and find their accents hot, it's simple as that. not everyone can be a luigifag.

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 03:12:05 PM No. 539803

File: 1745853125500.jpeg (372.85 KB, 828x594, IMG_9044.jpeg)

The things I would do to you!

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 03:22:49 PM No. 539806

>>539803
I thought that was Robert Pattinson in The Lighthouse for a second

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 03:33:04 PM No. 539809

>>539803
Have you seen his nudes

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 03:56:44 PM No. 539820

>>539712
>>539713
>>539714
>>539717
Why couldn't kpop be this instead?

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 04:37:11 PM No. 539846

>>539809
Of course I have

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 05:00:52 PM No. 539857

File: 1745859652232.jpg (Spoiler Image,79.9 KB, 680x672, 85927761864457.jpg)

>>539820
Viktor Tsoi is certainly WAY more attractive than this guy but what you wrote reminded me of this post kek, spoiler and polite sage for off topic.

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 09:53:36 PM No. 540088

>>539713
>>539820
Hard agree, kino > kpop any day of the week

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 07:13:04 AM No. 540411

Just watched The Accountant 2 and The Amateur in cinemas which both starred Jon Bernthal. Both movies were really enjoyable ♥

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 07:20:45 AM No. 540416

File: 1745911244772.gif (2.18 MB, 500x333, ezgif-8bcc7e8ff395f5.gif)

>>540411
they had a very extended scene of him prancing around in his tight underwear while being anxious about making a phone call, this movie was made for me!

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 07:21:51 AM No. 540418

File: 1745911311332.jpg (70.33 KB, 500x667, tumblr_4d9a774398a1763a834aeb1…)

>>538934
yeah he's very sexy nonna

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 01:28:20 PM No. 540604

File: 1745933300817.jpg (126.72 KB, 987x1000, 1000005616.jpg)

Losing my grip on sanity. I feel ill. This is bad…

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 05:21:26 PM No. 540669

File: 1745947286506.png (648.01 KB, 422x761, o to be a bedbug in a canopy o…)

Absolute fanfic, but I can see it and I want it

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 05:21:49 PM No. 540670

File: 1745947309206.png (614.65 KB, 618x796, GgEMa7zXYAAbwvj.png)

This fucking troglodyte from the art salt thread. He's a Twitter animator/artist (who went to Calarts, gross) but has the face of an Armenian WWI soldier, traumatized by what he saw in the years 1915–1917. And he's just on fucking Twitter drawing anime girls and troonchasing. Life's so fucking unfair. Still would, obvs.

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 05:24:01 PM No. 540671

>>540670
I was thinking “would” until I read troonchasing. He’s been sullied, get rid of him.

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 05:25:29 PM No. 540673

>>540670
I thought he was mainly just into men?
I only see his posts about guys he's dating on tumblr.

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 06:34:40 PM No. 540731

>>540670
He is really perfect. Too bad he's like that.

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 07:49:49 PM No. 540826

>>540670
He would literally make a perfect medic from tf2 cosplay

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 08:04:29 PM No. 540829

File: 1745957068914.jpg (133.64 KB, 1050x995, Streamer-Image.jpg)

I'm ashamed because he's a degenerate

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 08:11:15 PM No. 540831

>>540829

Same, nona. Was obsessed with him over quarantine before he went off the deep end. He's such an autistic loser(learn2integrate)

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 08:34:06 PM No. 540834

>>540829
Who is this and why are they skinwalking pyrocynical?

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 08:39:24 PM No. 540836

File: 1745959164323.jpeg (12.61 KB, 214x317, i.jpeg)

I need him so bad. It's not funny, I can't ever seem to find moids who look like this or moids with the decency to be 6'3

>>540669
Nonna I grew up near Wicklow and I can confirm this is probably true. A lot of people (who he's still friends with) tell stories like this about him all the time, he was (is?) a walking talking irl manifestation of 2015 1D imagines in the most embarrassing ways from what I've been told kek.

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 08:41:22 PM No. 540839

>>538899
It's James Russell

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:17:50 PM No. 540875

File: 1745965070667.jpg (84.88 KB, 736x1131, 499c40a3ad1b4c0ee4a99bff851b79…)

>>540836
Oh nonnie, you're enabling my limerence now
I want to go back in time and meet the weird nerdy Andy in uni. Nowadays he seems to be going for a more serious rockstar Dante Alighieri allegory making image, but I know the unseriousness and weird tendencies is still there somewhere. I'd love to unearth it

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 11:33:09 PM No. 540948

File: 1745969589301.jpg (378.53 KB, 1187x1333, chris_messina_sharp_objects.jp…)

Chris Messina in Sharp Objects as Detective Richard Willis the end of episode 5 when Camille knocks on his motel door and the tension between them finally breaks ughhhh

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 11:35:23 PM No. 540949

File: 1745969723501.jpeg (129.45 KB, 770x1024, EZHNPnhXgAAJtiA.jpeg)

Enzo in his twenties did go hard.

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 03:14:24 AM No. 541160

File: 1745982864299.jpg (54.63 KB, 500x500, artworks-000241180769-4fptto-t…)

The things i would do to this old, obsessive autist. My oldest crush and i'm not even ashamed

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 08:17:56 AM No. 541226

>>541160

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 10:20:57 AM No. 541238

>>541226
I don't really understand you but you're based

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 12:05:34 PM No. 541248

>>541226
KEKKKK nona thanks

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 02:24:04 PM No. 541321

>>532598
You definitely should kek

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 04:19:29 PM No. 541407

File: 1746029969130.jpeg (36.88 KB, 392x588, 3F8BF153-E69A-4E71-835D-68949F…)

I’m very ashamed of myself

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 04:20:49 PM No. 541408

>>541226
Smash

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 04:24:28 PM No. 541409

>>541226
Why does he sound like a tif.

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 04:33:48 PM No. 541416

>>538934
I had the same issue when i first watched daredevil. Idk what it was, maybe the fact that he was so strangely gentle with women despite being a psycho.

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 06:19:53 PM No. 541497

File: 1746037193066.jpg (70.03 KB, 364x364, img_23.JPG)

>>541321
i just don't feel like your argument is very strong here. unless you mean that i should hit it, in which case yes i absolutely should.

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 05:11:09 PM No. 542089

File: 1746119469652.jpg (803.36 KB, 904x2316, 1000014432.jpg)

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 05:17:23 PM No. 542094

>>542089
finally, a man that can carry your children for you

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 06:58:23 PM No. 542164

>>542089
Nonnita, I'm curious- is it the belly that does it for you? Like is it specifically his body type/face or is there something else that draws you to him?

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 07:17:50 PM No. 542175

>>541409
He has an angelic soft voice that's why

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 08:07:09 PM No. 542202

>>540948
real as fuck

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 09:16:06 PM No. 542237

>>537748
He can't be a crazier choice than dzokhar tsarnaev kek

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 10:09:42 PM No. 542296

File: 1746137382156.jpeg (17.76 KB, 392x262, IMG_0710.jpeg)

This egg head, maybe watching too much law and order.

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 10:25:54 PM No. 542329

File: 1746138354343.jpg (Spoiler Image,54.53 KB, 736x1202, 1000045291.jpg)

i want to make christmas cards for the mentally ill with him

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 10:37:40 PM No. 542352

>>542296
no you're absolutely right and should keep watching

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 10:47:38 PM No. 542369

>>542164
It's his jew face and charisma

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 11:31:25 PM No. 542413

File: 1746142285349.jpg (1.21 MB, 3265x2217, Louis Garrel (1).jpg)

I don't know whether he was posted before in one of the threads but this. This.
Literal perfection of a man, can't imagine anyone hotter than him even when I consciously try. Reminds me of Antinous but even better looking. He drives me crazy.
Alas, twink death wasn't kind to him, and my taste in general is a curse.

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 11:31:56 PM No. 542415

File: 1746142316284.jpg (1.29 MB, 3270x2212, Louis Garrel (2).jpg)

>>542413

Anonymous 05/01/25 (Thu) 11:38:37 PM No. 542430

File: 1746142717720.jpg (44.7 KB, 500x750, Louis Garrel (3).jpg)

>>542415

Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 12:56:18 AM No. 542538

>>542430
Sad times we're at that this guy has to be posted here because the anons in the attractive thread are a bunch of whiny fags

Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 01:08:13 AM No. 542552

>>542538
It's okay, anon, I don't mind it. I'm rightfully expelled from there as a member of "we love big noses" gang.

Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 01:41:35 AM No. 542597

>>542413
oh shit he's hot

Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 02:42:30 AM No. 542689

>>541407

Same nonna, wish he didn't look like he is heavily pregnant tho

Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 10:53:18 PM No. 543394

>>541407
You need help

Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 11:39:05 PM No. 543415

File: 1746229142853.mp4 (1.07 MB, 576x762, 5de7884c655619f6a87d211a98d261…)

Contributing big nose to apologise for my autism.
>>542413
>>542415
>>542430
what do you mean he's barred from the hot guy thread?? He is objectively so attractive. I might be biased because I'm also a member of big nose moid enjoyer gang (rival gang to the crips & bloods)

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 12:17:49 AM No. 543427

>>538472
6 months of prison maxxing turned him into a chad

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 12:20:25 AM No. 543428

File: 1746231625321.jpg (2.01 MB, 2000x3000, John-J-Mearsheimer-0824-5.jpg)

>>541160
>>541226
I can't stand his squeaky voice, so for me it's Mearsheimer

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 12:43:44 AM No. 543438

File: 1746233023061.mp4 (1.3 MB, 576x576, tumblr_sfrtrjXHDp1rag9fv.mp4)

I would post this video in the hand appreciation thread, but it shows face. So here's a crossover

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 05:45:31 AM No. 543523

>>543427
No it didn't. He's trying so hard to look like Jim Morrison but he's still got soy deposits all over his face.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 05:10:41 PM No. 543843

File: 1746292240921.jpg (1.88 MB, 2845x3016, 20250503_142915.jpg)

IT'S HAPPENING ANONS AAAAAAA

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 09:49:52 PM No. 544078

File: 1746308992422.webp (54.17 KB, 1200x900, 0_Islam-Makhachev.jpg)

>>532581
Islam and Khabib OTP

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 12:56:59 AM No. 544229

File: 1746320219374.jpg (234.13 KB, 1507x634, Untitled.jpg)

pretty much everyone in this film was hot

>>542296
i love him in oz! my favorite role of his

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:54:47 AM No. 544410

File: 1746334486925.jpg (526.68 KB, 2182x1378, 1000004292.jpg)

>>544408
His nose is getting bigger every year which is ideal for a nose fetishist like me. I love his eyes and bunny teeth. I adore how evil and impish he looks when he smiles, and how his endearing Nordic autism enrages and confuses his American fans. This look was so retarded but I need him so bad. Even with that founding father ass hair I would smash until he couldn't walk. Why can't I stop being in love with him. Still feeling it everytime I see him. God.

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:56:38 AM No. 544414

>>538078
me in the middle

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 05:01:18 AM No. 544416

File: 1746334878612.jpg (253.81 KB, 1080x1158, 1000004293.jpg)

>why yes I have a thing for charming 80 IQ roidpig himbos with highly addictive personalities, how could you tell?

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 05:10:30 AM No. 544418

File: 1746335430576.jpeg (45.44 KB, 736x736, The Dreamers.jpeg)

>>542413
Nonnie I watched this shitty movie only for him. Louis Garell is one of the prettiest men on earth.

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 09:48:42 AM No. 544474

>>544418
wow hes beautiful

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 03:02:55 PM No. 544527

>>544418
>Big nose
>Cigarette
>Artsy movies
Might as well wear a shirt saying "I'm French"

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 07:48:59 PM No. 544708

File: 1746388139008.jpg (201.58 KB, 720x912, Jelp6.jpg)

Lowkey embarrased about this one even though Ive posted much worse. Jabroni mike is a cumbrained screaming bald italian scrote yes of course but I love how tired and miserable he looks, not to mention that he has that signature ex drug addict fleur. I love men who are depressed and past their prime, I think for me its the humiliation aspect of it all, like I want them to feel old and pathetic in comparsion to me.

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 10:06:22 PM No. 544816

File: 1746396382453.jpg (177.68 KB, 1280x1600, 18b15d3697e1409dbbac7bb0a30f67…)

>>544708
I find Jobel pretty attractive, because he's the only streamer scrote that genuinely makes me laugh and that I find likeable. I hope he keeps the hat on in photos or just doesn't take face pics in general though, because his hairline is pretty horrific.

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 10:08:12 PM No. 544818

>>544527
kek true

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 10:20:44 PM No. 544828

>>544816
Joel is also hot personality wise but I find him to be less attractive becayse of his popularity (I am a retarded contrarian) I also feel like he has more of a curated persona than mike which makes him seem less authentic and therefore slightly less fuckable

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 10:34:59 PM No. 544843

File: 1746398098988.jpeg (36.72 KB, 625x466, IMG_3148.jpeg)

He’s such a cutie

Anonymous 05/05/25 (Mon) 01:16:31 AM No. 544962

File: 1746407790959.jpg (42.43 KB, 350x525, YM.jpg)

something's very wrong with me….

Anonymous 05/05/25 (Mon) 11:35:07 PM No. 545844

File: 1746488107862.jpg (55.44 KB, 736x737, 1000002662.jpg)

I would fuck Bob Odenkirk/Saul and (a lot less shamefully) Giancarlo Esposito/Gus

Anonymous 05/05/25 (Mon) 11:35:40 PM No. 545845

File: 1746488140526.jpg (116.64 KB, 736x771, 1000002661.jpg)

>>545844

Anonymous 05/05/25 (Mon) 11:42:29 PM No. 545853

>>545845
Nice

Anonymous 05/05/25 (Mon) 11:54:51 PM No. 545860

File: 1746489291162.jpg (278.23 KB, 900x650, Korniliy_2.jpg)

>>534536
Based nona

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 12:10:06 AM No. 545868

>>545845
Aw I miss Gus anon

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 12:20:35 AM No. 545873

>>545868
I actually didn't start watching BB until recently so it took me years to realize how funny/cool gusanon was

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 01:57:07 AM No. 545915

>>545845
Gus is my bossbando… I want him to be my boss so bad.

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 09:24:44 AM No. 546091

File: 1746523484085.jpeg (36 KB, 691x444, IMG_8940.jpeg)

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 04:32:31 PM No. 546261

File: 1746549151738.jpg (42.37 KB, 650x366, josie.jpg)

Not usually into criminals but damn he's cute

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 04:46:02 PM No. 546279

File: 1746549962658.jpg (58.66 KB, 564x507, GPsDpGkXcAAXPh4.jpg)

Cute manatee, I want him to play piano to me, I would ask him to play Rachmaninoff or Liszt to me just for the extra damage
>>542089
Thank you, nona. You have made me feel less worse over my UMA

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 07:43:41 PM No. 546405

File: 1746560621497.jpg (51.14 KB, 487x732, tumblr_f499fc5b522ed88fc580e1a…)

He's 6'3 and lanky it makes up for a lot. I actually think a lot of men who are unconventional attractions are tall? It fixes something
>>544708
I had no idea Jabroni Mike and Pedro Pascal were visibly the same genre of man??

Anonymous 05/06/25 (Tue) 11:45:48 PM No. 546583

File: 1746575148604.jpg (274.69 KB, 1828x2560, 78020001214003.jpg)

It was my moid's birthday a few days ago, I hope he had a good time

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 12:11:13 AM No. 546612

>>546405
>I had no idea Jabroni Mike and Pedro Pascal were visibly the same genre of man??
Nah mike is uglier than him, this is just a particularly photogenic (by sad old man standarts) shot that Ive snapped of him while rewatching one of his streams.

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 12:21:28 AM No. 546629

File: 1746577287970.jpeg (959.41 KB, 1125x1614, IMG_8673.jpeg)

He was so cute. Too bad he’s an agp creep.

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 01:42:48 AM No. 546737

>>546629
NO…. Tell me you're lying wtf.

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 01:55:41 AM No. 546749

File: 1746582941685.png (368.26 KB, 640x578, IMG_8676.png)

>>546737
Plus his mom talking about how he used to steal her clothes.

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 03:44:42 AM No. 546826

File: 1746589482637.jpg (128.61 KB, 736x1218, 9b0f8ebfc8cf99fd0b82385dc624cd…)

God

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 05:59:00 AM No. 546912

File: 1746597540476.jpg (42.07 KB, 500x688, 804fbbbf74bafa5ca46505b12e9bf2…)

>>533389
>big nose
>wonky eye
>medium ugly
you just described my husbando nonnie

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 07:18:13 AM No. 546989

File: 1746602293287.png (173.58 KB, 1264x777, 531.png)

>>546749
Plus this (Pixie was 16 for context). As expected for someone who's bffs with Russell brand

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 07:27:26 AM No. 546993

>>538277
>>538278
Based choice nona. I was also always weirdly attracted to Jhonen, I miss the days when goth guys were like this

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 07:41:14 AM No. 546996

>>545844
Same for Bob/Saul. I thought he was hot in Better Call Saul for some reason and felt confused about it kek. But Bob Odenkirk is a great writer and actor too

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 08:20:04 AM No. 547007

>>546912
this ones cute

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 01:00:39 PM No. 547091

>>546989
Damn, didn’t know he was best friends with that rapist creep. I only knew him from GBBS and the IT crowd and he seemed so harmless and nice. Trusting moids, not even once.

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 03:33:48 PM No. 547157

File: 1746632028214.jpg (50.95 KB, 640x642, tumblr_20ba9a8850ef70c03e46af4…)

>>546912
Only the realest understand the big nose wonky eye medium ugly triangle is the true peak of moids. We are sisters, whoever you are, nonna

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 04:27:41 PM No. 547187

File: 1746635261479.jpg (6.35 KB, 227x222, 345434654.jpg)

>>546912
Hey Jude era Paul McCartney phenotype (with a little less nose, unfortunately, I am also schnoz enjoyer)

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 05:48:48 PM No. 547293

File: 1746640127543.webm (708.66 KB, 1220x720, over (1).webm)

My Finnish ADHD faggot retard husbando hasn't been online in over a month and I'm sad and worried.

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 05:52:16 PM No. 547296

>>547293
who?

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 05:22:09 AM No. 547875

File: 1746681729889.jpg (18.52 KB, 400x400, EoQN1CIw_400x400.jpg)

>mom says its my turn to play xbox

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 05:30:31 AM No. 547884

File: 1746682231614.jpg (64.07 KB, 564x576, 16222bbcf87f9fcd73273253f9b3a6…)

>>547007
Rufus Sewell, nonnie. I love him in Dark City, it's a 90s neo-noir flick.

>>547157
I see you and I hear you. I've spent years searching for this type of man, but alas, to no avail.

>>547187
ew

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 05:39:33 AM No. 547885

>>547884
youre in the ugly man thread, dumbass

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 05:47:18 AM No. 547892

File: 1746683238480.jpg (75.16 KB, 720x674, 201111539.jpg)

>>547885
>post a man who is gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for his reputation in the "men who are gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation" thread
>"ew nonna wtf is wrong with you why do you like cavemen/faggots/uggos/retarded scrotes, you should be crucified"
Every time.

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 05:57:48 AM No. 547902

>>547892
It's because he flies directly in the face of her core values by having a creepy tiny nose instead of nice big one

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 06:02:49 AM No. 547906

>>547902
some of us nonas have large noses and prefer men with creepy tiny noses to contrast with our own genes. hybrid vigour.

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 06:33:52 AM No. 547919

>>547906
never thought about it that ways but you're right

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 07:03:53 AM No. 547927

>>547296
A high risk almost-troon obssessed with Forsen

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 05:44:29 PM No. 548105

File: 1746726269737.jpg (151.76 KB, 1197x580, burger pope.jpg)

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 05:50:06 PM No. 548107

>>548105
sadly as we're not little boys on here nonna, he won't be interested

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 06:40:58 PM No. 548135

>>547293
Femboy alcoholic?

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 06:44:59 PM No. 548138

File: 1746729899336.jpg (41.32 KB, 736x490, 1000030178.jpg)

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 06:54:36 PM No. 548146

File: 1746730476306.jpg (56.51 KB, 720x960, 06f536dc8414b3520fd87f72058d1f…)

Take me to church

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 07:35:13 PM No. 548171

>>548105
too soon

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 07:45:40 PM No. 548179

File: 1746733539617.mp4 (2.35 MB, 576x1024, 1746591092892847.mp4)

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 08:05:33 PM No. 548184

File: 1746734733333.jpg (387.83 KB, 1023x512, gore-clinton.jpg)

yes, Al Gore

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 08:19:36 PM No. 548192

>>548138
idk who this guy is but his look reminds me of a gnc woman i had a crush on in college kek, including the suit

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 09:23:01 PM No. 548222

File: 1746739381115.jpg (931.33 KB, 1200x1800, 1000030199.jpg)

>>548192
Crispin Glover, the one who played George McFly in Back to the Future

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 06:25:47 AM No. 548486

File: 1746771947334.jpg (26.46 KB, 469x343, 925781c5e056b85c8054f6cebb96cc…)

>>548105
Nonna I think you would enjoy (young) Paul Landers

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 06:51:49 AM No. 548488

>>548135
dont act like you know him bitch

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 08:06:06 AM No. 548520

>>548222
The issue isn't him being unconventional, it's him being the creepiest man alive and commissioning nazi lolicon for his album cover. Just ew

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 08:18:42 AM No. 548527

>>548520
Successful and attractive men who arent married always give me the ick. They're usually pedophiles and thats why no woman stuck with them.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 08:54:51 AM No. 548537

File: 1746780891221.jpg (20.57 KB, 225x300, 1000000872.jpg)

>>548527
I wouldn't call Crispin Glover successful nor attractive but that's just me

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 08:59:54 AM No. 548540

>>548537
Actually thankful it's become much harder to find the artwork on Google images but yes, he did commission a naked little girl holding a riding crop into her vagina while wearing fetish Nazi regalia. He had Trevor Brown paint it. Men belong in hell.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 11:40:21 AM No. 548571

>>548520
Damn I didn't know that anon, that's disgusting. I literally didn't know anything about hin except the fact he played in BttF

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 12:41:39 PM No. 548587

>>548527
Unfortunately there’s too many women who have no problem partnering with pedos.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 02:39:01 PM No. 548640

>>547293
who is this? share with the class

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 04:10:43 PM No. 548674

>>548488
She's right though

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:01:13 PM No. 548685

File: 1746810073411.jpg (142.41 KB, 658x720, 3298699_53769.jpg)

Help me I can’t stop thinking about Chris Messina

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:05:59 PM No. 548688

File: 1746810358845.mp4 (13.97 MB, 720x1280, AQOmvNUWSguJ1o2ZRpTgtKnQyHP3eB…)

Man in hospital suffering. Hot. I think he's Italian but I'm not sure.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:57:21 PM No. 548707

>>532605
I hope you're joking. Also who is this?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 10:03:46 PM No. 548856

File: 1746828225938.jpg (223.01 KB, 1063x1600, 1000035487.jpg)

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 01:32:07 AM No. 549030

>>548856
Can I ask why?

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 01:51:39 AM No. 549048

File: 1746841899318.jpg (5.75 KB, 189x267, 1000005729.jpg)

I'd like to get to know ya so I could show ya
Put the pussy on ya like I told ya
Give me all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank, then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 03:40:32 AM No. 549140

File: 1746848432266.jpeg (154.17 KB, 1266x1900, C4453946-6FA6-4898-AFAC-1CF396…)

which city in germany can i find moids like this with white milky mustaches

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 07:43:25 AM No. 549312

File: 1746863004760.jpg (210.35 KB, 736x1308, 26c216db20cc3d9a6b9645fee1b14f…)

I asked my mum if she ever had a crush that nobody else understood and she gave me the most based answer

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 07:45:40 AM No. 549316

File: 1746863140561.jpeg (5.48 KB, 201x251, images-4.jpeg)

And I don't blame her because lanky big nose schizo nerd is God tier taste. It's sad that she was born too early to have a husbando, she would have thrived

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 12:17:34 PM No. 549422

>>548537
NTA but I would call him attractive, and I would not call starring in mass-produced Hollywood slop over and over to the point everyone becomes fatigued by the sight of your face "success", and his not doing so hardly a lack of it.

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 12:54:17 PM No. 549434

File: 1746881657660.jpg (80.96 KB, 960x640, 1000003045.jpg)

>>548105
I could fix him

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 03:07:38 PM No. 549520

>>549140
Nonnie, the 70s are over everywhere on planet earth.

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 03:10:46 PM No. 549527

>>549520
Unfortunately

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 03:32:11 PM No. 549564

>>549520
kek

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 05:22:24 PM No. 549724

File: 1746897744620.jpg (107.46 KB, 736x951, b90ad38eb0653ec2da535985e0d51e…)

I hate how people worship this man, and hate how huge his body is, however when I saw this pic yesterday; I love him. Love those beautiful eyes.

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 05:51:01 PM No. 549735

File: 1746899461753.jpg (106.37 KB, 630x900, w1500_170206.jpg)

>>549422
It's not like he starred in many good movies either. Peculiar maybe, weird definitely. He's mostly known for being George McFly and a creepy mf from Charlie's Angels, not for starring in River's Edge or at least in the Willard remake.
Can't deny that he's got a super striking face, very unique and good for drawing practice. That's about it.

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 06:06:35 PM No. 549744

>>549724
lowkey need to grope his tits. he HAS to keep the mask on tho

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 06:09:18 PM No. 549745

>>549520
i wish that they werent. most modern men dress like shit and have shit haircuts

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 06:55:36 PM No. 549765

whys the pic in the OP Islam Makchaev as if hes "unconventional"?

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 06:56:31 PM No. 549766

>>549765
Anon… he looks like a Neanderthal

Anonymous 05/10/25 (Sat) 06:58:50 PM No. 549767

>>549434
Goddamn would convert to Catholicism for him (when he was young only kek)

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 02:20:05 AM No. 549838

File: 1746930005260.png (1.61 MB, 1020x1080, tamers5-jpg.png)

i can no longer contain it. i think about him all the time. tamers12345 is hot i do not give a single fuck anymore

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 08:23:04 PM No. 549992

File: 1746994984153.webm (12.06 MB, 576x1024, tiktokio.com_Ulz0adXLmzzwr3dqy…)

He's been way too serious lately. I need to fuck him silly.

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 08:45:11 PM No. 549996

>>549520
But Cabaret is settled in the late 1920s/early 1930s

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 10:52:04 PM No. 550068

>>549735
Maybe he's interesting to look at if you didn't know his genes are just Yassified Inbred. He tried too hard to be quirky and his pedophilic/ shock value/ bigoted views were abhorred by everyone who wasn't an edgefag. I find his face ugly and cowardly, and you can see how deranged he is. He really thought he was hot shit.

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 11:48:56 PM No. 550090

File: 1747007336150.png (527.52 KB, 600x880, s-l1600.png)

stunning

Anonymous 05/11/25 (Sun) 11:56:52 PM No. 550096

>>548520
i don't doubt what you're saying but where is this? i don't see it on his music album art

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 12:12:58 AM No. 550117

File: 1747008778781.jpg (94.66 KB, 736x920, 5rtyguhbjn.jpg)

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 01:11:32 AM No. 550159

File: 1747012292486.jpg (257.61 KB, 1500x1000, 1000005740.jpg)

>>550117
А иногда он даже выглядел так, будто мылся.

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 01:17:38 AM No. 550162

>>550090
I need to watch The Hitcher

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 02:42:47 AM No. 550216

File: 1747017766792.jpg (1.02 MB, 1632x1056, Schon_Magazine_daviddastmalchi…)

I feel so bad for thirsting after him because he has a wife. I need an exact replica of him made in a lab so I can sit on his face and rough him up, because he looks like a cutiepie covered in blood.

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 03:31:09 AM No. 550254

>>550159
NTA но он более ебабильный когда выглядит так будто бы живет в лесу
>>550216
>I feel so bad for thirsting after him because he has a wife
anon rules are made up and its not like hes ever gonna find out about this anyway

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 03:57:22 AM No. 550282

File: 1747022241157.gif (3.9 MB, 540x350, tumblr_75756d5e6d00790819a554f…)

>>550162
the hitcher is one of my favorite movies of all time. he's scary and sexy at the same time, it's fun watching him torment a cute twink

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 05:29:03 AM No. 550348

File: 1747027743582.png (362.41 KB, 1170x644, Gqiw0tsWMAAvRd5.png)

>>534153
Found his younger picture, maybe will convince some nonas

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 05:53:29 AM No. 550357

File: 1747029208893.jpg (1.03 MB, 801x1026, qt.jpg)

i am so obsessed with this cute manlet. i wanna bully him so badly

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 06:54:31 AM No. 550381

File: 1747032871562.jpeg (80.57 KB, 663x792, IMG_8109.jpeg)

>>550254
Kek, you’re right. I don’t know why my brain works like this. Picrel as thread tax — Hamish Linklater, another guy who looks cute covered in blood. He’s married to Lily Rabe, who is really involved in horror like him, which I find so cute for them.

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 01:13:10 PM No. 550443

>>550068
I mean, I've seen his father (also an actor) and he's literally a chimp. The only admirable thing about Glover was his beef with Zemeckis over usage of his likeness in Back to the Future sequel. His case did a lot for protection of actors' personality rights.
I don't think he's exactly a try hard edgelord in person, he's probably literally mental. If you've ever seen his interviews you just know he's not acting in movies - he's just being himself plus additional quirks. Still, with such a face him being a burning garbage personality-wise was such a disappointment.

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 04:54:03 PM No. 550634

>>550096
>>548537

Anonymous 05/12/25 (Mon) 06:33:39 PM No. 550794

>>548537
>>550634
holy fucking shit
moids be like "this is an edgy parody" and then present you child porn and nazis and klan members

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 08:32:47 AM No. 551741

#Gianni Matragrano.#
I feel soo shit for crushing on him bc he's married and it feels very disrespectful but ngl he's kinda cute. I can't help it, humble, funny, love the colombo impressions even if it is an online persona.
#Nice body too even if his weight alternated. Like me a guy who even if he's chubby has worked muscles. Breakfast lunch and dinner#(integrate)

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 09:21:59 AM No. 551747

File: 1747128119658.png (Spoiler Image,412.72 KB, 691x492, 022904055f37df85edd93c4c11c76e…)

Gianni Matragrano.
I feel soo shit for crushing on him bc he's married and it feels very disrespectful but ngl he's kinda cute.
Nice body too even if his weight alternated. Like me a guy who even if he's chubby has worked muscles. Breakfast lunch AND dinner

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 10:34:53 AM No. 551785

File: 1747132493746.webp (56.73 KB, 1048x1699, 07e290cdcc94a502b3a40172c5e019…)

>>549724
He has beautiful hands and nails for a moid
Also fuck you for reigniting this

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 11:32:16 AM No. 551799

>>551747
I don't know if this'll make you feel better or worse but the person he's married to is a TIM. I wouldn't care if he hypothetically cheated on another man tbh

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 03:14:10 PM No. 551824

>>551799
But in recent streams he refers to his partner as "wife", that's not very TIM. And even if she was it's pretty eh, they seem very regular. Not my place to insert my opinions in the realtionship of functional people.

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 03:55:02 PM No. 551837

>>551824
nona of course he's not gonna say husband, he's a pronoun respecter type

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 06:03:23 PM No. 551873

>>551837
I'm soo fucking confused, is she a TIM or a TIF
>the person he's married to is a TIM
>calls her "wife" on stream
so not a TIM, just a woman
>not gonna say husband…pronoun respecter
So it's a TIF

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 06:20:06 PM No. 551875

>>551873
kek basically he calls the dude "wife" to be respectful/go along with the gender shit, not because it's an actual she.

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 06:37:52 PM No. 551878

>>551875
This sounds way too convoluted for me to care or to think he's forcing himself to respect pronouns when it's obvious he geniuenly believes in it.

Anyway, my point is, I think he's hot and one of the very very few men i respect

Thanks for clearing it up nona.

Anonymous 05/13/25 (Tue) 10:24:48 PM No. 552033

File: 1747175087904.jpg (79.79 KB, 500x612, Tom_Waits_1973_Asylum_publicit…)

Tom Waits. I never found him attractive until watching interviews with him and seeing his demeanor. Also, his voice makes me think shameful things.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 04:42:07 AM No. 552604

>>551799
absolutely shocking that this tranny pandering video game voice actor married one of them. brainwashed.

also i thought from the cap you were talking about this nerd but anyway he's my contribution

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 10:45:48 AM No. 552670

File: 1747219548517.jpg (68.49 KB, 675x1200, 97fa927190a31eb44630a127e34e77…)

ignore the femaleness, i find her very hot if i pretend she's a weird slutty male.(wrong thread)

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 01:50:23 PM No. 552724

>>540670
>Armenian WWI soldier, traumatized by what he saw in the years 1915–1917
He's so ugly but I need this. Your mind…

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 03:52:51 PM No. 552769

File: 1747237971793.webp (5.39 KB, 240x144, e6cb1db3-6189-4e43-9b75-ee310f…)

Tsarnaev brothers

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 03:57:38 PM No. 552775

>>549030
Kek that’s Caitlin Jenner before he trooned out. Good looking guy tbh

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 04:18:20 PM No. 552789

My morning ritual is looking at this sexy ass video

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 04:30:47 PM No. 552797

File: 1747240247144.jpg (22.91 KB, 599x399, Thomas lane.JPG)

One of the george floyd cops.

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 05:12:03 PM No. 552854

>>552769
tamerlan was so fucking ugly, dzhokhar was perfect. he probably looks like shit now, sad

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 05:17:34 PM No. 552861

>>552854

The female urge to give jahar a blunt in prision

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 07:39:14 PM No. 553085

File: 1747251553899.jpg (56.51 KB, 1078x842, tumblr_pv1uw7WnKC1srnum3o1_128…)

I'm depressed because my fiancé is talking to me while I'm tired home from work pls send big noses to help me unwind (I'm half ignoring him)

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 07:57:07 PM No. 553115

File: 1747252627124.jpg (45.5 KB, 736x490, 4ad617a82bbdf252b5783b9336a537…)

POV: We're going to our Netflix and Chill sesh down under

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 08:37:00 PM No. 553207

>>552769
I recall seeing even normie media making a point of mentioning Jahar's looks, so he almost borders on conventional kek, but I feel if they weren't terrorists then Tamerlan would be up the alley of our two or three churkanonna regulars of the thread.
Churkanonnas, any comments?

Anonymous 05/14/25 (Wed) 09:11:48 PM No. 553266

File: 1747257108769.jpg (19.97 KB, 213x300, actor-nat-wolff-319787_small.j…)

>>552769
Dzhokhar reminds me a lot of Nat Wolff, but it could just be from my autismo face blindness.

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 03:02:19 PM No. 554102

>>553266

He is whitewashed jahar lol

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 03:03:47 PM No. 554103

File: 1747321427136.jpg (7.07 KB, 203x152, images (3).jpg)

I still miss syd barrett

Anonymous 05/15/25 (Thu) 06:13:19 PM No. 554295

Seeing him ytp'd into a hardcore song is sexy as fuck

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 08:44:12 AM No. 555032

File: 1747385051929.png (1.4 MB, 1585x852, 1747366188428.png)

I think some moid in the Heather thread is jealous of positive attention that Goober is getting. Even in the 'worst' pics they could find of him he still looks cute lol.

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 10:05:10 AM No. 555053

>>555032
That bald patch…He's not monstrous but 'cute' is a stretch. Average/plain at best

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 11:56:15 AM No. 555085

>>555032
Not to shit on your taste but this guy isn't conventionally cute in the least unless you like ugly men with this specific look. From his so-so face structure, to his disgusting haircut, bald spot, ugly glasses, beard, fashion sense, camera angles. If he wasn't ugly already he sure is putting a lot of effort into it.
If you like it, fine, but you gotta admit that people aren't moids for not liking the specific kind of ugly guy you like.

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 12:10:02 PM No. 555088

>>555032
he reminds me of eminem

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 06:24:32 PM No. 555271

>>538472
Holy shit, legendary glow up. This is like the STAYVUN sunglass pics except it's real.

>>539712
This guy's hapa jsyk

>>545915
You want him to make you scrub the deep fryer over and over? Personally I'd prefer Lyle as my manager. He seems like the type to give you Friday off if you bat your eyelids at him.

>>553266
Well his brother did play him in the movie

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 10:19:47 PM No. 555408

File: 1747433987511.jpg (65.58 KB, 850x693, ldnbo57v2ihb1.jpg)

Yeah but he's so cute tho

>>555088
Eminem if he had no drip

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 10:36:45 PM No. 555424

File: 1747435005826.jpg (17.8 KB, 460x276, Damien-Echols-mug-shots-008.jp…)

Why don't moids cut their hair like this anymore

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 10:42:43 PM No. 555431

File: 1747435363066.gif (2.77 MB, 500x300, dabe55694b9d6f9ca40f686e08fd5c…)

Hnggggg…

Anonymous 05/16/25 (Fri) 11:42:43 PM No. 555513

File: 1747438962677.webm (1.53 MB, 1280x720, ezgif-84e6a7fc29444c.webm)

HE'S TOO CUTE, I CAN'T

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 06:40:39 AM No. 556607

File: 1747550439295.webp (1.04 MB, 1536x1024, nathan-1536x1024.webp)

I would fuck Nathan Fielder so hard it's not even funny. I love his dry humor so much but besides that I don't even know why I find him attractive, he's not my usual type at all

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 10:03:42 AM No. 556695

File: 1747562622880.jpeg (77.93 KB, 596x899, 6C46715A-09E9-4CB6-84D0-87BA09…)

there's a 6 episode podcast he voiced for the bbc and i've been making it last for 3 months so far

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 01:37:45 PM No. 556759

>>555408

I think Eminem is convetionally atractive

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 01:38:42 PM No. 556760

>>555424

Fr, i miss the 70´s(integrate)

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 04:43:42 PM No. 556827

File: 1747586621975.jpg (140.98 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (9).jpg)

fancied him since i first saw him on tv when i was 5, still waiting for this pretty swedish lesbian moid to abduct me and take me to his 2D world

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 05:07:07 PM No. 556837

>>556607
Kek nonna I love hearing about crushes that are a complete wildcard. No matter what someone's type is, everyone has at least one Nathan Fielder who is somehow better than the rest of their attractions

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 05:15:08 PM No. 556841

>>556837
i thought nathan fielder is the token quirky guy that normie women say they have crushes on to feel special? kind of like michael cera.

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 05:18:50 PM No. 556845

>>556841
Ayrt I'm not saying it's specifically Nathan Fielder, I'm referencing that nonna said he's not even her type. "Everyone has their own Nathan Fielder" as in "everyone has their own really random stand out attraction"

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 05:55:18 PM No. 556866

File: 1747590918592.jpeg (65 KB, 634x691, IMG_8004.jpeg)

Young Anthony Bourdain

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 08:18:47 PM No. 556901

File: 1747599526739.jpeg (2 MB, 3072x3840, AA1EgXyc.jpeg)

He looks like an even dorkier James May or Jimmy Page these days but I want to ravage him so badly. He gives off such a gentle, subby vibe. I want him to be submissive to me. I want him to be my knight in shining armour from another century who lays there on our four post bed, stares up at me lovingly and softly strokes my breasts and body like an angel, while I ravage him and ride his dick into oblivion.

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 10:18:45 PM No. 556968

File: 1747606725091.png (825.25 KB, 1350x984, Screenshot 2025-05-18 at 3.17.…)

>>556866
He was so fucking hot when he was younger; it's a shame he was a John.
>>556607
Holy shit, nonnie, you get me. I've had a crush on him since I was in high school because of his humor and how much I could relate to the autism he exudes. I saw some video of him yelling (I think it was an audition?) and, despite hating tard-rage men, I… really liked it…

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 10:23:20 PM No. 556971

>>556866
Anthony looked good until his last days imo. I think it was mostly his charisma though.

Anonymous 05/18/25 (Sun) 10:24:37 PM No. 556973

File: 1747607076907.gif (1.85 MB, 600x338, tumblr_a181234e3f249c9c4c55f2e…)

I need to fuck him. I need to fuck him. I need to fuck him.

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 12:47:24 AM No. 557081

>>556973
Who is this nonna? He's lovely.

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 01:35:25 AM No. 557146

File: 1747618522837.gif (9.88 MB, 540x480, tumblr_4e853687f043f92ad5ac20e…)

>>557081
David Dastmalchian! He's very sweet and talented. He used to be addicted to heroin before eventually getting sober. I think he's at 23 years now? Anyway, that was him playing Bob Taylor in "Prisoners", which is an awesome movie.

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 01:52:58 AM No. 557173

>>556759
When he was young definitely, but even then his absolute shit reputation would've placed him here

>>556827
>lesbian moid
???

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 06:09:37 AM No. 557359

File: 1747634977140.jpg (1 MB, 2731x4096, PORT 2025.jpg)

that was a sad sad weekend…

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 09:36:21 AM No. 557499

>>556968
nta but wdym he was a john? like he used hookers?

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 10:09:13 AM No. 557530

>>550443
>not a tryhard edgelord in person
He was long revered as a huge asshole in the industry and I'm sure the only reason that isn't known anymore is because he's faded into total obscurity. He tried to become famous when he was younger, pre-BTTF and flopped severely because of how off the wall he was. Made a movie with disability porn. Comissioned cp. Notoriously racist and weird. He's genuinely the male Emilie Autumn kek. I don't expect random people to know that but a resurfacing of his antics was popular in early 2010s so I saw a lot of cringe footage.

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 01:52:22 PM No. 557632

File: 1747662742364.jpg (64.56 KB, 736x785, 6c5f081a49bce41b0798e860c11430…)

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 04:57:04 PM No. 557691

File: 1747673822717.gif (8 MB, 432x540, Tumblr_l_178999981637703.gif)

>>533000
Samefag, I thought it was Joever but we're so Barack

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 10:06:39 PM No. 557885

File: 1747692399781.jpg (31.1 KB, 241x400, tumblr_54279b78fd549ae02a2abf5…)

>>557173
when i was a little kid i actually thought morten harket was just a butch angular nordic woman with short hair. he also looked kind of like a aunt i had kek which added to the confusion. and in addition, my bald piece of shit dad also teased me and called me a lesbian for liking prettyboys, so for a few years i genuinely thought i was a lesbian. turns out i just had a jealous seething uggo dad who tried to gatekeep me from finding pretty men attractive.

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 10:34:25 PM No. 557911

File: 1747694065211.png (2.97 MB, 1207x1208, 8598.png)

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 10:46:01 PM No. 557925

File: 1747694761406.jpg (11.91 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (3).jpg)

>>557911
Arttu? (I can fix him)

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 10:47:25 PM No. 557927

>>557925
I wish I lived in Finland where all the men look like butches.

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 10:51:18 PM No. 557935

File: 1747695078049.jpg (198.73 KB, 820x1120, this is a transgender.jpg)

>>557925
nona KEK that's nettspend

Anonymous 05/19/25 (Mon) 11:19:07 PM No. 557960

File: 1747696747232.jpg (81.69 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (10).jpg)

>>557935
uncanny resemblance

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 01:09:38 AM No. 558089

File: 1747703378844.jpeg (405.53 KB, 1372x1963, IMG_4919.jpeg)

Once again…I need him carnally

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 02:20:56 PM No. 558696

>>558089
Am I misremembering, or was this the asshole cop in the TV adaptaton of Sharp Objects (except I think they made him nicer in the show than the book)?

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 03:21:25 PM No. 558777

File: 1747754485762.jpg (57.57 KB, 791x800, 1000031200.jpg)

Yep I think I entered my Hauer era…

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 04:41:39 PM No. 558845

>>558777
lovely renaissance prince

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 05:06:36 PM No. 558860

File: 1747760796425.jpg (207.41 KB, 1067x1600, 1000011049.jpg)

Zane Powell/ "Buddy" from the Wiggles is ridiculously handsome

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 05:07:19 PM No. 558861

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 06:42:10 PM No. 558949

>>558696
yes, he was the asshole cop but i find him more bearable and genuine in the tv adaptation hate the way he shamed camille in the book about her scars and stops talking to her completely

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 07:34:41 PM No. 559059

>>558860
You're sexy ant anon arent ya

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 08:05:44 PM No. 559131

>>558861
LOL very cute

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 01:53:54 AM No. 559379

>>536091
You’ll also be pissed to know that’s he’s a notorious piece of shit.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 02:30:58 AM No. 559396

>>559379
what did he do?

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 02:42:16 AM No. 559400

>>559396
Nothing criminal so far but allegedly he dates/flirts with his own fans, dates multiple women at once, and is a known serial dater.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 03:55:27 AM No. 559435

File: 1747799727161.mp4 (3.98 MB, 720x1280, d753569849cd12376a31a496764e9a…)

I was talking about his concert with my friend and felt very validated because she had never heard of him before me and when I showed her some pics she kept saying how beautiful/handsome he was even though she prefers women kek

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 06:49:36 AM No. 559511

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>>559400
nayrt but not surprised, i've gotten used to celebs/musicians/actors/artists i loved as a kid being fucking weird about dating much younger.

another reason keanu is based

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 06:51:17 AM No. 559512

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>>558777
lol what did you watch? i feel like whenever someone gets a crush on him there's one movie they saw that completely captivated them. loved him in the hitcher and blade runner the most. those are also two films he improvised in and they led to iconic moments

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 07:40:43 AM No. 559533

>>546279
great taste nonnie, werner was so cute

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 07:47:55 AM No. 559542

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partly a physicsfag because of him

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 07:53:38 AM No. 559548

I usually hate nasally voices on moids, but he's just so sweet and demure. Tears. I wish moids like this existed…

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 08:03:56 AM No. 559557

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>>559548
So cute. Fuck my life.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 08:04:05 AM No. 559558

>>558777
it's almost as if lc is a hivemind sometimes. trying to get a friend to watch soldier of orange (vidrel) with me

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 08:11:02 AM No. 559562

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>>559548
did you guys see him in late night with the devil? i think that was the first big movie he was a star in, and it's a great movie, i fucking loved it. he was really cute the polka-dot man in suicide squad also even though i hate capeshit. outside of film he has goth daddy vibes

>>559558
rutger has a habit of making scenes really intimate and kind of erotic whether he's playing off of a woman or another man, he was really intense and one of a kind

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 08:14:49 AM No. 559565

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>>559562
> Finding a fellow Dastmalchian enjoyer
> Picrel
I did! He was amazing in it. I think you're right about that being the first big movie he starred in; everything else was all background roles. I remember reading something about how he initially thought the directors had made a mistake when they reached out to him to play the lead role.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 08:24:31 AM No. 559574

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>>559565
he's so humble. also i believe 'prisoners' was the first movie i saw him in and i remember him because i was so struck by his features. i remember thinking that this guy is too hot to be the kidnapper. he has a really unique and memorable face for bitches who love pale sickly looking dudes with dark hair kek

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 09:12:03 AM No. 559611

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>>559512
I saw him in blade runner for the first time as a teenger and I found him great and captivating and probably hot too, but I don't remember having any erotic thoughts about him back then. Yesterday I saw him it the Hitcher and it awakened something evil and unhinged in me kek
>>559562
>rutger has a habit of making scenes really intimate and kind of erotic
Yes I noticed that too anon and it makes me horny and uncomfortable in a good way

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 09:34:20 AM No. 559630

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>>559611
That movie is so gay and it wasn’t at all written into the script (which got axed way down and fixed a lot but still had no homoeroticism.) That was all Rutger just being based. He said in some cast commentary that C. Thomas Howell was both reverent and genuinely scared of him, so he let Rutger do whatever he wanted in a scene and just rolled with it. For instance the scene where Ryder holds a knife up to Jim’s eyeball was improvised and so was him dragging the knife all over his face and lips. For the diner scene Rutger made it way more sensual and he also improvised the playing with spit thing at the end lol. Hauer said Howell was so deferential that he could have kissed him in the middle of a scene and Howell wouldn’t miss a beat. He also calls the film a love story… and the director has never denied the subtext or told people they’re wrong for it. Based movie and based Rutger Hauer.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 11:38:09 AM No. 559697

>>559630
Sounds very based indeed kek
What other movies with Hutger should I watch? I remember I also saw Ladyhawk as a small kid

Btw, he was dutch and I live in Netherlands and I don't see any moids who look like him, sigh… There are some cute twinks for sure, but…

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 12:26:47 PM No. 559713

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>>557632
Excellent taste

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 02:38:43 PM No. 559759

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The accent just make it better

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 02:47:57 PM No. 559766

>>559759
That disgusting bellybutton ruins him for me, 0/10. Sorry, nonnie.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 04:12:40 PM No. 559792

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>>553207
nonna number one reporting for duty!
would.
>>552854
i don't think he was ugly tbh. especially compared to the men posted in this thread. also apparently he'd wear kohl eyeliner in his halalfag phase, i wish i could've seen that.
>>553266
no he's too "innocent white boy" looking and i hate his retarded 1950s newspaper cartoon bulbous nose

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 07:19:35 PM No. 559899

>>559697
nighthawks, flesh+blood, blood of heroes (why do so many of his movies have similar names?) oh, and hobo with a shotgun is pretty amazing even though the premise sounds dumb kek he really put his all into the role like he always does.

as far as other european people, that's sad… i'm an amerifag and i always assumed that you guys had a higher concentration of men of his type over there, but i feel like the modern world has ruined a lot of it. in america it's been shit since like, the 50s but i would have hoped europe was still doing fine producing good-looking, masculine moids who did more than scroll on their phones and post to social media and jerk off to internet porn every day, you know?
>>559759
i looked him up and can't believe he's not scottish or irish, that type of english accent is crazy to me. irish accents are hot tho and it sounds close enough

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 08:14:50 PM No. 559926

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My roster atm

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 08:20:55 PM No. 559930

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>>559926
Samefag. Forgot these two

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 08:51:29 PM No. 559944

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>>559926
I always thought Moot was kind of cute. I wondered what happened to him since he retired from 4chan and got a job at Google. It looks like he left in 2021 but I can't find anything about what he's doing now, so I guess he retired to a life of anonymity.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 08:56:26 PM No. 559946

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>>559944
i love moot. yeah he probably did just fade into obscurity. he was a big proponent of anonymity online which i fully agree with. social media has completely ruined the internet.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 09:57:36 PM No. 559964

As a nerdfag I do recommend fellow nerdfags this guy,
The rare cute oldschool bespectacled autistic nerd who didn't trooned out yet

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 10:31:29 PM No. 559983

>>559964
actually started watching this guy because of a recommendation I saw earlier here, not sure if it was also you but wanna thank you all for suggesting him anyway!

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 10:54:06 PM No. 559990

>>559964
cute and talks about interesting topics. 10/10

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 11:37:07 PM No. 560000

>>559964
He lived in France for years and speaks fluent French, too. I think autismo guys don't troon out if they're genuinely well-read and well-travelled people. He's also obsessed with trains and license plates, and apparently began this show of his as a college radio show (IIRC). Really cool guy.

Anonymous 05/21/25 (Wed) 11:50:39 PM No. 560002

>>559926
>xqc
Yeah. I miss watching him when he was saner.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 12:19:06 AM No. 560009

>>552769
>>559792
>naming your son the Anglicized, erroneous version of some Mongolian warlord's name who lived in Uzbekistan, when Mongolians massacred the original Caucasus people and almost reduced the numbers to 0 which is why only the ones who hid at the very top of mountains survived and also why they're so inbred now
Chechens are so funny and weird kek.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 12:53:23 AM No. 560013

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>>559899
Thank you for recommendations anon!
Btw I found this story from the Hitcher director commemtary about Rutger hiding in his trailer for an entire day because he didn't want Nash to die because then "the audience would turn against his character", and the director was like "your character has killed like 10 people before Nash" kek. I find it kinda sweet. And in truth, that did turn me away from the character. I wish he only killed moids…

As for dutch moids, I feel like they're either cute or ogres, no in between. Imo there's definitely more conventionally pretty young men here than in 2 different european countries I lived in for some time. Another good thing is that dutch men are probably the tallest in the world. But the ones who are conventionally pretty are also too girl-pretty for me. I would like a guy who's rugged but still handsome (not in a roided-pig way of course). But it seems like such men literally died out all over the world, and the last generation of those men is like in their 70s or 60s now

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 02:08:50 AM No. 560028

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>>559759
He's qt but he's a shapeshifter. Sometimes he looks like a scary neanderthal
>>559964
Thanks !!!

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 02:22:08 AM No. 560034

>>560000
>I think autismo guys don't troon out if they're genuinely well-read and well-travelled people.
Having real interests instead of porn brainrot usually saves them.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 02:32:28 AM No. 560036

>>560034
This. There is a BIG distinction between the math/music/chess/book autismo dudes, and the lazy doomscrolling porn addict sissy hypno furry brony 4choid autismo dudes. The former can easily be functional and good boyfriend/marriage material, the latter are satan's personal army of pigs.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 04:06:37 AM No. 560056

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need him to fuck me with that BGC (big german columella)

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 04:15:26 AM No. 560058

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god lemme ride that german ski slope. i want to put my tongue in there.

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 06:58:21 AM No. 560132

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>>560013
it sucks that nash dies. i actually love her character. there's so many things about her that you get as little bits of character building, like her wanting to leave this small town just like jim, but she's kinda stuck here. i hate that she gets fridged. however the funny thing besides rutger feeling upset about her dying is that jennifer jason leigh didn't give a shit and felt like it was necessary lol. still!!! i wish she had lived. i have theories about why john killed her and tbh a ton of thoughts on this film in general, but that's for the movie discussion thread.

oh, and i'll put c. thomas howell here because he was adorable particularly in that movie. i think he's conventional but he's also not a 20 year old instagram model so the attractive males thread would eviscerate me. god i love cute 80s twinks

Anonymous 05/22/25 (Thu) 07:19:00 AM No. 560152

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Thank you ESC for introducing me to this moid.