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No. 470594[Reply]

Abbiamo visto thread brasiliani, lituani, francofoni ma ancora nessun italiano.
Cosa c'è di nuovo nella scena cosplay e mucche italiane? Che movimenti sorgono dalle fauci di quel gorgo che è la community italiana?
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No. 939320

shhh non dire ai libs che è un giro marcissimo di soldi visto che le chirurgie per le persone trans sono le più costose e conviene di più togliere due tette che rifare un naso a livello di guadagno, nooo, non dire che ai chirurghi frega solo fare soldi e sono d'accordo con i sedicenti psicologi che diagnosticano la disforia e si raccomandano i pazienti, noooo…

No. 939356

Wow vi prego ditemi dove trovo donne cosi sagge in Italia. Frequento lingue all'uni e sono tutti stra lib stile >>939254
Settimane fa vidi al Pride una della mia facoltà, noiosissima di aspetto, che in mano teneva una bandiera "non binary". Ragazza che di non binario non ha nulla d'aspetto.

No. 939387

>Si vede che certe persone sono veramente "programmate" per essere donna nel software ma sono dentro un hardware uomo.
Ditemi che è bait.

No. 939498

Puglia here, anche io facevo lingue ed ero circondata da TRAs, ma ogni tanto trovo gente che ha visto la luce. Tieni duro nonnie.

No. 942824

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Qualche anon sta seguendo la missione umanitaria di Kiarei0?

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No. 621465[Reply]

I didn’t see a copy pasta thread, so here it is! Pasta all of your copies here:
>the fresh
>the stale
>the gross
>the milky
>the dairy free
>others’ pasta
>even those in your own pockets
And so much more! If you could add pictures related to them, that would be even better.
Let’s try saving all those huge spergs that have been posted on lolcow by cows and farmers alike!
this is my first thread so no bully pls
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No. 939836

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Seethe more eurofag, y’all eurofags are seriously dumb, ignorant and rude as pigshit, y’all are a bunch of goat-eating, mars bar frying, child public baths having, knife ban enacting, incestual bunches, y’all can sincerely go and chomp on your beef testicles bolognese bologna sandwich whatever the fuck Y’ALL eat and Y’ALL can seriously go on all fours and eat the damn grass like you lame hippie socialist vegan atheistic immoral scandinavians! YA’LL YALL YALL YALL YALL YALL

No. 939843

>mars bar frying
Scotland isn’t in the eu anymore get it right burgerfag smh

No. 940828

Good morning nonnies and nonnies and nonnies i may have depression and a sprinkle of fluctuating paranoia and i have been known to start infighting here like Helen of Troy and i have been told to take a rope and pose with it in my closet ITS TRUE its true i am broke i have a myriad of health issues but no money to fix them i have no money to pursue my dreams and no prospects and my parents think im 25 and keep calling me by my sister’s name despite me being 20 because theyre really old like i was born when my dad was 55 he really went poof goddamn that was a mistake guess she’ll have the internet at least and he made a mistake when signing me up for uni because he ran me over that day and i have this scar over my leg and i couldnt go and he mistakenly signed me up for the wrong uni which is a really shitty diploma mill type of uni that everyone looks down upon i kind of dont really learn anything there and i cant transfer at this point and even if i did i dont have the money nonny if i styled a rope around my beautiful neck likr a necklace and pulled on it i wouldnt have the money to be even buried and i cant make friends because people are weird but listen listen listrn it might be a good day yknow it might be a good year it might be even be a GOOD couple of YEARS PEEEEEP PEEEEEEEEP PEEEEEEEP you never really know im not who i want to be and i dont want people to see me like this but we might YOU KNOW you know like have fun a little before the next “i will be stopped by a policeman in the street and he’ll search through my phone and arrest me for posting online” paranoia episode that’ll keep me shut in for a good while

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No. 942821

Since you all appreciate the updates, here are some.
Admin has found a replacement who is some ana-chan troon looking self harmer in another country to take over the boards, if the person necks themselves before the handover, she has a backup who’s probably one of her LGBTQIAHAJIEIUXISIWIUSHWJQMAOAOIZJ+ friends.

Admin is extremely paranoid, drowning in exam stress, but fails to comment on her dox because she is aware of the Streisand affect and knows better then to make it worse, unlike some people.

The daily visitor total to this site is less than 200 unique visitors, with less than 100 regularly active users although these figures are often distorted on centralised site traffic websites due to the fact that those websites count clicking on different boards as unique clicks.

The majority of “doxxed” users who were on the discord channel, were actually some of the site’s most frequent users, which makes sense because, why join a chat for a site you aren’t active on, right?

Matrix is still a mess, it’s flimsily hosted on a single Cloudflare IP, and seems to have an affiliation to a company known as Digicert. If the server was attacked, it would only take a low grade skid to buy an online DDOS tool to rape the server of its infrastructure and cause glitches leading to booting out users automatically, for example.

This site isn’t hosted with Cloudflare, it’s with Abelohost. Cloudflare provide the DDOS protection though, and Namecheap helped with domain related thingies.

Abelohost are rumoured to be shutting down soon because no one uses them but this site and various other cesspits, and Cloudflare seem to be tightening up their policies following the recent Anon-ib & ugotposted drama. (Two similar sites to this one, that got closed down by Dutch authorities). The US government is considering revoking section230.

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No. 942646[Reply]

Ask what you've been afraid to ask.
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No. 942793

Should I get up for a while?

No. 942801

Will I be married in one year?

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No. 942812

will it work out for me?

No. 942819

Don't listen to this blue bitch he's just jealous because you're fucking thriving and he's been doing the same shit seven threads in a row

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No. 905996[Reply]

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

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No. 942675

Are you gonna blog on neocities too? I've been toying with the idea of running a blog forever, but I was thinking of wordpress.
Unrelated, but I kinda want to resurrect the website thread with links to specialized blogs/websites that are still running and passion projects rather than marketing ones

No. 942747

Yes please anon

No. 942784

Fanfic: The Mussings Of Ned Flanders Slash, Simpsons | FanFiction.net

IT HAS turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. For that little town is situated just on the frontier between those two States the reunion of which seems, at least to us of the younger generation, a task to which we should devote our lives and in the pursuit of which every possible means should be employed. German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherland. And not indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in the same REICH. The German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until they shall have brought all their children together in the one State. When the territory of the REICH embraces all the Germans and finds itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come. And so this little frontier town appeared to me as the symbol of a great task. But in another regard also it points to a lesson that is applicable to our day. Over a hundred years ago this sequestered spot was the scene of a tragic calamity which affected the whole German nation and will be remembered for ever, at least in the annals of German history. At the time of our Fatherland's deepest humiliation a bookseller, Johannes Palm, uncompromising nationalist and enemy of the French, was put to death here because he had the misfortune to have loved Germany well. He obstinately refused to disclose the names of his associates, or rather the principals who were chiefly responsible for the affair. Just as it happened with Leo Schlageter. The former, like the latter, was denounced to the French by a Government agent. It was a director of police from Augsburg who won an ignoble renown on that occasion and set the example which was to be copied at a later date by the neo-German officials of the REICH under Herr Severing's regime (Note 1). In this little town on the Inn, haloed by the memory of a German martyr, a town that was Bavarian by blood but under the rule of the Austrian State, my parents were

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No. 942814

No u are my ickkle babby.

No. 942816

0/10, not enough Flanders porn

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No. 932175[Reply]

Discuss dreams/nightmares you've had, recurring themes or symbols, lucid dreams, your interpretations of other anons' dreams, etc.

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No. 942792

This made me lol

No. 942810

This is precious, anonita. I always wonder why I have similar dreams about people I hadn't thought of in years

No. 942813

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I dreamt that I was at some mall with my brother, I don’t remember what I was doing, but I remember that my brother told me
>don’t forget to bring water!
And I just took my huge ass Transformers’ water bottle and filled it with like half a gallon of water.
It was amazing, I wish I had a huge ass transformers’ water bottle, it was purple and tacky, with G1 and BayBoom’s bots.

No. 942817

>G1 and BayBoom’s bots
At the same time?? I don't think I can handle that level of epicness. I feel like the water inside would boil. whos your fav transformer

No. 942823

Jazz, he’s best boy and he deserves more screen time, do you also have a favorite one?

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No. 940572[Reply]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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No. 942786

I think it would be good to point the compliment toward the encouragement of weight loss? Otherwise you're just being a liar anyway. But even that just feels awkward. People need to have responsibility for their own bodies, and even if someone with good intentions says something about it, they'll more than likely feel attacked or defensive. I don't blame people for reacting that way, I think it's a pretty normal response to what comes down to soft shaming. But I do think that the energy they put toward being angry at others for being concerned about their health could be put toward actually taking care of themselves. I kind of have the opposite problem where a family member has lost too much weight.

No. 942788

Any time big asses or curvy figures come up there's anons who'll go nuts about how anyone who doesn't like big butts is jealous because they're lets just say.. not genetically inclined to have one. I think it was only a couple days ago someone was losing it at the thought of anyone not liking bigger bums. Turned into them assuming everyones race (my fave thing to witness on an anon board lol) and going in on them for it. Seen that happen on repeat when it never needs to go there. Here's the thing though.. I don't know if that's someone larping? It's a lil too intense and sassy and it gives me that vibe tbh

On the opposite side of things I used to always think it was scrotes just baiting us but then if there's full on lesbo hating anons that never shut up then there probably are crazy race hating anons too. I feel naive for ever assuming it couldn't be female posters. There's definitely some and maybe it goes both ways (depending on whether that first example is larping or not) but I wouldn't say it's anything like the majority.

No. 942802

what should i wear to a job interview for a blue collar job? (cleaning)
would it be appropriate to wear a dress?

No. 942804

Okay, I didn’t read properly because I’m retarded, of course! Dressing with formal clothes is always a good thing, better be overdressed than underdressed.

No. 942805

>blue collar cleaning job
Honey they don’t give a fuck what you wear. They’re probably already planning on hiring you and are just going through the formality. Just wear the stupid dress.

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No. 867435[Reply]

Sweet n' sunny

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No. 942209

who is he? the plush, not your brother. he is so cute

No. 942223

Yaaay, so cool! I'm glad you had a good time!

No. 942230

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He is a Paissa from Final Fantasy XIV! From my very limited knowledge of the game, I think they have a lot of cute characters like that, I really love the Namzu for exemple. Hope you will have a nice day nonnie!

No. 942698

I've managed to stop stuffing my face constantly and while I still have some weight to lose my body is starting to look like it did in my "prime" days. Regularly exercising so I'm getting stronger too. Feels good man.

This little thing is so flippin cute!

No. 942797

I mainly work from home atm because of health issues and when I went to collect some stuff from the office this morning one of my co-workers gave me a lil gift hamper as a get well soon gift that she put together herself and she was so thoughtful about picking stuff that she knows I like and she even asked other people about what I'm into, bless her heart. I feel stupid for tearing up but it was such a lovely gesture!

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No. 939805[Reply]

Post random things you hate and why. A picture of the thing you hate is always appreciated. Please don't vent about your life here. For venting about your personal life, your family, neighbors, boyfriend, coworkers etc use the vent thread. For minor annoyances in your very personal daily life use the annoying thread. Thank you. Commentary is fine (positive, negative or neutral) as long as you don't come here to start a retarded infight with your personal issues. Keep the borzois in mind.

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No. 942666

He sounds like a crunchy borehole

No. 942746

It pisses me off when people don't finish their food and not eat it later as leftovers. I don't even understand people not eating their pizza crusts or ice cream cones. It's wasteful.

No. 942796

i hate this man, his stupid mustache, and the annoying way he lifts his head at the end of each sentence. he has the most punchable face i have seen in a while

No. 942799

Do Americans and Canadians hate each other? I thought they just thought of each other like cousins.

No. 942808

I like Americans just fine. Half of my family is from Colorado and Chicago. I don't know what this girls problem is.

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No. 934156[Reply]

Previously… >>>/ot/915597

>>917299 Norm Macdonald died and anons argue about it
>>918966 sex and the city reboot will not include Samantha
>>920076 Nicki Minaj's SA victim speaks out
>>920701 lizzo on the toilet
>>921161 linda evangelista blames her weight gain on cool sculpting gone wrong
>>921425 Mario movie casting
>>922045 muskrat and Grimes break up
>>924165 Selena Gomez looks bloated
>>924422 lena Dunham got married
>>925793 demi lovato had an encounter with aliens
>>926924 mark hoppus from blink 182 beats cancer
>>927137 Shakira was attached by a pair of wild boars
>>927249 Lana looks horrible
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No. 942753

Who thinks like this? I'm not even 30, I just want to know why you're like this.

No. 942755

The majority of women on lolcow believe that 30 equates to a woman drying up and shriveling away. It's infuriating because I THOUGHT we figured out on the boards that the "men get hotter as they age" meme was created by men and in actuality, they age like old milk and women remain hot because they're genetically fucking better.

No. 942760

Why do you think the majority thinks that? I feel like every time some 20 years old writes that she's afraid of being 30, a lot of anons reply and call out her bullshit

No. 942791

This is most likely fake, it's believed she's been in NYC for her performance on Friday

No. 942795

nah it’s just the retards in the celebricow threads

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No. 935591[Reply]

General conspiracy thread. Discussions surrounding government coverups, entertainment industry secrets, predictions, political intrigues, ect, are all welcome here.
Previous threads
#1 >>>/ot/369313
#2 >>>/ot/490893
#3 >>>/ot/636795
#4 >>>/ot/849990
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No. 942785

That and I'm coming to believe they want kids exposed to sex because a) they are pedos and b) it raises the likelihood of generating more pedos. Kids' developing minds are affected by what they learn or god forbid experience about sex, the least bad result is they feel insecure about their bodies which is already awful and prevalent, but the worst is when victims go on to offend. I think it's because they didn't grow out of the mindset of what they "learned", in that case it's like it's literally all they know from a young age. Even non-offenders can still spread degeneracy this way, there are many celebrities who act degen and you can easily find out where something happened in their formative years to lead to that. For example pete burns doing that to his body and all the rest, it's insensitive sounding but I had a hunch something not right happened to him and it did. It's sad and obviously being a victim does not at all mean it's inevitable or even likely for someone to become an offender, but if pedogate is real then the ones spreading this are hoping that over time they generate enough pedos, enough instances for this to be seen as normal or not a big deal. The same goes for kink stuff, the more you expose people to it especially at a young age, the more kinksters you get. Porn is generating more of them and it goes right to these people's wallets of course, and for them to talk about ethics… Shameless and so so evil

No. 942789

>>If we started consuming porn ethically, we’d give a boost to better, more creative porn, and young folks could be exposed to sex that didn’t follow the pattern of bored kissing, bored blowjob, bored pussy-eating, bored missionary position, bored doggy-style, a little more bored blowjob, money shot. Paying for porn would also encourage productions with a more diverse array of bodies, skin tones and gender identities.
huh?????????? pardon?

No. 942800

Tell me you have deranged fetishes without saying you have deranged fetishes.

No. 942809

Of course, anon! You have to consoom the porn that genderqueer folxs film in their basement because like, whoever can live without porn? Might as well get it free range!
So it will be amazing when in the future, kids of all ages, skin tones and disabilities will be able to create their own porn!
No more boring bimbo blonde babes giving boring blowjobs that are totally just filming for fun and not because they got trafficked/drugged/threatened.
Now we will have porn from people with Down’s syndrome, 100% legal shit, of course.
And more women and genderkeer folxs wearing hijabs while giving fun and entertaining blowjobs!
And empowered women licking anuses and pegging their trans girlfriends!
Just fun stuff that everyone can enjoy.

No. 942815

I feel like no matter how much effort you put into trying to make porn reach 'ethical standards' that the way men perceive women in porn and the way they go on to view women in general after comsuming so much porn.. that will always be a major issue that you can't stop, especially if you're producing more porn and putting more of it out into the world.

I was reading an article about riley reid getting married. The seething hatred that men had for her because she's a human being in a relationship and they don't think she deserves that. It doesn't matter if her guy is happy with their life together… no we must rip her down and shame her for being the exact thing that men demanded she be in the first place. Mens fucked up views of women once they've seen you sexualised are just an angoing issue that no woke porn director will beat. Mens stubborn, jeaous monkey brains are unbeatable if you're only feeding them more porn.

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