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No. 385623[Reply]

/ot/ is a random discussion board. All personal bathroom talk should go to /g/, all media discussion should go to /m/.
Examples of a /g/ thread versus a /ot/ thread.
>plastic surgery advice/experience thread
This is a /g/ thread.
>plastic surgery deniers
This is an /ot/ thread because of the nature of the discourse.

Lolcow doesn't pander to your ideology. If a thread exists for your ideology, post it there.
Please read the rules before posting https://lolcow.farm/rules
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No. 562657

Please keep COVID-19, and protesting to their respective threads. Don't derail vent, confessions, or the dumbshit thread.
If you hate a thread topic you can always hide it.

No. 660051

/ot/ is temporarily closed until further notice

No. 660126

/ot/ is re-opening, if you find a thread you wish to post in locked, simply report it to be unlocked.
>you may re-create threads that have been dead for over 6 months


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No. 686078[Reply]

now with 50% more sperging
previous: >>>/ot/673218

Farmhands' dumbass disclaimers:

>Reminder that if you are a radfem/pinkpill/Terf sperg/gendercrit, the "unpopular opinions thread" is not your reverse uno to continue the discourse. Nor is it your general place to try and fight people. Ignore posters you disagree with.

If you are here to;
>sperg about trannies ruining your board, or your conspiracies that everyone who disagrees with you is a tranny - BAN.
>explain in detail why every man is shit - BAN.
>fight people who disagree with you - BAN.
>post vaguely veiled gendercrit posts to try and evade the no gendersperg rule - BAN.
>reply to someones personal experiences because you inherently disagree with their views - BAN.
>discuss your views on racism - BAN.
>have gender crit discussions - BAN.
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No. 686501

>>686438
It still does and still is.

No. 686522

Every theme except for default sucks. Yes, that's including girltalk and keekweek girltalk is cute tho

No. 686524

>>686522
Meet me outside after school by the dumpster, nerd. We'll settle this then.

No. 686539

Using keekweek as of yesterday and feeling fine. It feels like I'm in a pool of iridescent gloop

No. 686541

Mental illness is a combination of stress, trauma and inherited personality traits. You can't change your personality, so you need to focus on resolving trauma and removing any environmental factors that are worsening/triggering your symptoms. To ignore or overlook this in favor of biology (ie: "we need to find the right combination of drugs to cure/manage bipolar disorder!!!!" "we need more studies on the genetic properties of ADHD!!!!!111") is mostly pointless and anyone who promotes this kind of thinking is actively dumbing down all of humanity. No, this is not "the best that we have," it's just the most convenient for an age where science and technological advancement has more public interest and funding than, for example, implementing relocation programs and opportunities for unemployed CSA survivors who have spent their entire lives living in Bumblefuck Nowhere with their kiddie-diddling parents.


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No. 609757[Reply]

Reddit, the hugbox for libertarian snowflakes, suburban white dudes who think they are oppressed because women won’t suck their dicks, and a variety of other losers suffering from unmitigated autism.

Notably, several female orientated subs like Female Dating Strategy were banned recently as reddit is convinced anything pro-female is anti-male, but shitty male orientated subs with violent misogyny are totally okay and not a cause for concern.
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No. 685329

>>685313
Almost all hobby/fandom/subculture subreddits are just endless photos showing what waste of money consumerist cringy collectables they've ordered off of amazon and they rarely get any engagement which makes it double sad.

No. 685332

>>685313
I bought that mouse/keyboard combo (not a gamer, just wanted it to match my room) and I hate it from experience. The rubber sides of the mouse came off completely within a year, the keyboard lacks a number pad and it starts to look dirty quickly because of the light colour. I'm back to black now thankfully.

No. 685337

>>685329
I always wonder what they do with all their stuff when they aren't into it anymore. Seems so wasteful.

No. 685416

>>684162
I think ask subs that aren't related to hobbies or careers suck. The only one I like is AskWomenOver30 but even that one can be annoying at times. I wish there was an ask women but with all questions related to men and relationships banned.

No. 686537

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So many posts in askmen about popping boners to sobbing women. Always starts the same, "I guess it's just my pRoTecTiVe InStiNcTS, gUys??"

Then one "BRAVE SOUL!!" admits it's distressed women are a turn on because they're easier to manipulate.


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No. 679774[Reply]

The vent thread now with 100% less anime threadpics.

Previous vents,
>>>/ot/670137
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No. 686533

>>686527
Find one that isn't ugly or face the music and admit you're a lesbian.

It's not that hard.
I used to date uggos because I thought I couldn't do better but after the last guy (who had a massive nose, huge ears and a massive lego head) abused me and flirted with his friend in front of me, I sobered up and got with a guy who's juicy as hell and rich to boot.
I'm not even that good looking, I'm just a huge bitch to moids who don't kiss my ass and the ones who do respect me for it.

No downsides to raising your standards anon, try it out.

No. 686534

>>686523
Bad news anon, you most likely won't die of it unless you're a cancer patient or an elderly granny with a pre-existing heart problem.

No. 686535

I went to poop and when I turned to grab some toilet paper and then noticed the roll was out. Thankfully there was a roll on the shelves just above me but when I came out of the bathroom I went to my go ask my dad why he didn’t change the roll if he used the last of it. His response was “I’ve got more important things to do than change the toilet paper” BITCH JUST GRAB A NEW ROLL!!! If anyone else did that and he was the one stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper he’d storm out of the bathroom throwing a whole tantrum. I’d even take a “sorry I forgot”, what the fuck is this “I have more important things to do” bullshit.

No. 686536

>>686527
Go to the fucking gym with him. Bring up healthier eating habits, start waxing parts of him and gently scoot him in the direction of being more attractive for yourself.

No. 686543

>>686535
Well he is a man, probably has doodoo all over his butthole and cheeks


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No. 660956[Reply]

or favorite song. What does it mean to you? Why is it memorable? What made it stick with you?
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No. 686432

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I'm not a trick, but I'm a trick for you
You gimme butterflies; heart's skipping one, two
I know you're sick, boy, I wanna get the flu
I'm runnin' temperatures thinkin' of your love, boo

Brooklyn, move my soul like this
Kissing my stilettos
Move your mouth up to my lips
Come on over, ghetto baby
(He said, "show me what you got, girl")
Come on over, ghetto baby
("Drop it like it's hot, girl")

No. 686495

I disagree, everything you believe is a tragedy
I disagree with the way you keep preaching insanity
I disagree with all of the reasons you're mad at me
I disagree, everything in your life is a tragedy

Down, let it all burn down
Burn it to the ground
We'll be safe and sound
When it all burns down

No. 686508

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Ay, bitch, I'm a problem nobody solvin'
You can keep hating, I'm poppin' regardless
He want a bitch look like Megan Thee Stallion
Don't want your nigga 'cause I want his daddy
I like to switch up my style every week
I gotta switch up my hair every day
I ain't no ho, but I do be on go
And I promise my nigga's gon' love me the same
I'm a Hot Girl, don't try it at home
I wear the shit that be showing my thong
I like to drink and I like to have sex
I fuck the niggas that's cutting the checks
Dance on the dick, now, you been served
I like a dick with a little bit of curve
Hit this pussy with an uppercut
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No. 686532

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I wish I could tie you up in my shoes

Make you feel unpretty too

I was told I was beautiful

But what does that mean to you?

Look into the mirror, who's inside there

The one with the long hair

Same old me again today, yeah


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No. 686542

>>686532
One of my favorite TLC songs. It's such a classic and still very relevant today.


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No. 586560[Reply]

Discuss anything pertaining to Autism, Aspergers or ADHD/ADD experiences as a woman here.
Things you could talk about:
>Why is it so difficult to be diagnosed as a woman?
>When did you find out you were autistic/had adhd and when did you get your diagnosis?
>What are your autistic/adhd behaivors?
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No. 685632

Say anyone feel embarrassed for having to look up stuff like : hope for small talk?

It's one of those " I wish i wasn't born like this moments"

I tried to cope thinking that I'm programming my Self into at least being a little less boring and exceptional in a bad way :")

No. 685735

>>684645
Sort of. I was diagnosed when I was 8 because I liked collecting shiny yugioh and refused to wear the shoes my parents bought because they didn't fit.

I was tested by some American woman (im a UKanon) for aspergers but when we got the results we found out she really spent all this time testing me for ADHD instead (which I didn't have). So the whole thing was a shit show from the beginning. One thing led to another and the person who was testing me ended up having to re-do her course to test people (not sure what it was but i remember it being a big deal. When I had my real test for aspergers she just sat in the corner of the room taking notes.

My mum has BPD and my dad is a domestic abuse victim (did I mention my mum has BPD?) I'm also an only child so I think these things would've influenced me being quite solitary and antisocial as a child, not necessarily autism. I was in a special ed class (autism base in the UK) and one of the things that struck me odd was that all of the other kids there had crazy or unusual parents too. For example, one kid's parents wouldn't let him go to sex ed classes because (?) And he kept saying he wouldn't eat his lunch because his parents said he's chubby. There was another girl who had a dad who wore a cowboy hat and had a peg leg. I honestly think a lot of people who are diagnosed as autistic or ADHD are just abuse victims, or come from dysfunctional families and manifest it in a certain way

No. 685755

Just wanted to ask anons here, if you have any experience with medication- good or bad.

I was diagnosed with ADHD and other learning disabilities as a little kid and with Aspergers in my teens (I was a mess overall back then).

I just feel stuck in life. My biggest obstacle is probably social phobia- I'm avoiding new social situations, such as interviews etc.
This is due to me knowing I can't hold proper eye contact as well as other ASD-related social problems.

Usually, I don't like medication, but I feel like I'm missing out on life because of some of my impairments and wonder if I could do better. Maybe it's time to get out of my "I'm a self-sufficient, working adult and don't need any help" horse.

No. 685760

Is there a scale of severity for ADHD? I see some people say online that they take their medication as-needed for work/school but I have to take mine everyday because my ADHD is awfully bad where I can't even function in my everyday life with basic chores/tasks. For example I was unmedicated for a bit coming off of my adderall IR prescription before switching to XR and one day I forgot to wash my dirty comforter for the entire day after leaving it in the laundry room. Meanwhile I just didn't notice I didn't have a comforter on my bed the entire day? God I'm stupid. I also would forget things like people leaving rooms and telling me where they were going. Yet my TOVA test (scored from 0 to -10 for people with ADHD) is a -3 but I feel like mine is much much worse than that. I joke that it feels like I'm going senile but maybe I am.

No. 685899

The worst thing about ADHD anons is that they will never reply to your responses because they forget to check the thread, or perhaps they just get too distracted to read or respond to your reply.


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No. 683635[Reply]

Back in Brac edition

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No. 686482

>>686349
I need a friend like you, it sounds fun. I'm reckless but without anyone to witness it, I do nothing. I'm so bored, a haunting would spice things up.

No. 686500

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Who keeps requesting these cakes? Are they all satire? Did these events actually happen?

No. 686506

>>686500
Probably just to get a quick viral moment. Sidenote, I love cookie cakes. Especially when they do the fun piping on the edges.

No. 686520

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Anons, what sounds better, a strawberry & chocolate cheesecake or salted caramel turtle cheesecake? My birthdays coming up in a few days and I can't decide what to make.

I know I could ask Sonic, but I wanted a more educated vote

No. 686526

>>686520
Omg strawberry and chocolate cheesecake sounds fucking amazing


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No. 638051[Reply]

okay ladies, you know the drill: post caps you find funny from your fellow farmers. keep sperging to a minimum. arigatou

previous shenanigans: >>589875
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No. 686518

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>>685695
in response to ellen trooning out kek

No. 686519

>>686205
I see you also live a high-brow life.
Jungle makes every post a little bit more entertaining. Great shitposting atmosphere, it's the rejuvenating lemon bath bomb of lolcow.

No. 686525

>>686518
my god i thought you meant ellen degenerate for a second!

No. 686528

>>686518
She also stays off of social media which means she’s not seeking obscene amounts of attention, even as a gay actress.

No. 686529

>>686528
Samefag, forgot to add “thankfully” kek.


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No. 685198[Reply]

>Just had an argument with someone and didn't come back with your best insult but want to say it anyone?
>Someone at work piss you off but you can't say it to their face?
>Boyfriend/girlfriend being a fucking jerk?
>parent pissing you off?

Get it off your chest right now!!!! Rants or one liners are welcome.

Adhere to /ot/ rules and try not to be too gc/pp (if it's your personal experience it's fine). Do not address large demographics/groups of people! (Fatties/Ana/races/trannies/egirls)This shit must be specific to a person or personal group of people. Don't respond to other people's shit. It's not about you, you vain bitch.
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No. 686379

I'm tired of your toxicity and I feel like I need to move on from being friends because I'm realizing our moral compasses are worlds apart

No. 686392

You replied anyway KEK

No. 686394

shut the fuck up you pathetic losers! why do you have to be so god damn loud? you stupid primates in clothes! nobody cares what you think or how helpfull you are to our grossly millionaire bosses! you dont even get paid more for being ass kissers! i hate neurotypical idiots!

No. 686511

I hate when men write stupid things on the internet that anyone with half a braincell would not

also hate myself for when it works me up and I want to argue/educate but "I need the response to be perfect" that and I don't do anything and just let it eat me

No. 686512

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you guys claim to be accepting and love of other people but when we were growing up, you bullied me, pushed me down on the ground until I screamed, mocked me by screaming back at me. You knew something was different about me but you continued to keep me locked out while you guys watched movies. and you still do it, you sneak off without me during family reunions.

fuck you guys. I will never ever forgive you for the emotional distress you guys put me through while my mom trusted you to babysit me. it's fucked me up, and fucked me forever. given me this stupid fucking complex….

i'll be so excited when you find out your children are getting bullied by other kids and you cant do anything about it. karma.


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No. 685143[Reply]

Specific Thread for an Italian Cow, if you know italian/are learning it/want to watch trainwrecks for practicing conversational italian, this is for you. Hope you're ready for a wild ride, my listeners.

First of all some info, then will put a tiny timeline to make things smoother.

Chiara Dalessandro is a 42 year old youtuber, very well known for her drama, overexposing on the internet, suffering from narcisism, her attention seeking behaviours such as cutting herself and making sure it shows and being a literal leech, aside the fact she's VERY unfortunate looking and doesn't have a nose bridge. She's also known for chasing mentally impaired men to manipulate (his current husband has a psychological age around 12-14, can't eat -he sucks the food like a baby- and has a weird obsessions with teenagers, meaning he wants to be like them) and when faced with people with a working brain, she cries that everyone misunderstood her.
But now, the time line!

>Chiara started off as a "beauty" youtuber and while she's not the best looking woman around, her videos were lighthearted with some regular vlogs
>For shit and giggles, she made her previous husband dress up and humiliated him on camera and used him to beg around in Milan
>Cheated on him before his very eyes
>One night, his ex runs the fuck away from home and never comes back (video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll5_92GLgCY )
>His ex ran away to the other side of Italy, immediatly Chiara reached out to some strangers to take her there, since she wanted him back but trains make her having "panic attacks" and claimed she was pregnant with him, even faking who the fuck knows to get into the ER and say "See?? I'm doing pregnancy tests!! Haters!!"
>Didn't find the loved one, so she came back
>Found a new man on a dating site, with some mental problems (some say he's on the spectrum or abuses benzo, either way, he looks retarded, no joke intended)
>After 2 weeks, got his name tattooed on her boob
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No. 686265

>>686187
that's the italian sound for drinking
Yes, I know, we weird

No. 686409

There you go, an usual grocery haul

No. 686499

>>686409
Is that the entirety of their diets? No fruit or vegetables? Damn…

No. 686502

>>686409
Literally most of this was snacks, what do they eat for meals?? I'm American and even I don't eat this bad.

No. 686516

>>686409
Why do they post videos like these? Are they so poor they think this is impressive, yea they used a lot of money yet only got unhealthy shit


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