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No. 2168370

ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary events that have recently happened in your life.

Previous thread: >>>/ot/2141639

No. 2168377

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My dad has a cooking channel where he makes tutorials for recipes and he used to post videos in his own language but now he wants to make English videos and asked me to watch it to make sure he made no mistakes but I couldn't stop laughing because of his goofy thirdie accent kek. He sounds so faggy

No. 2168383

I'm watching this show and I keep feeling tempted to get a free trial on the streaming service so I can binge it but it's also been nice to wait for a new episode every sunday so idk. I'll probably wait it out.
>>2168377
Aw that's kind of cute tbh.

No. 2168385

I have so many photos of my cat sleeping belly up and I'm probably gonna take a bazillion more

No. 2168401

luxembourgish is such a fucked up language

No. 2168435

I love when I really want a tea, and I look over and see that I just made a tea and forgot. Just happened again and what a gift from past me! Thank goodness for short term memory issues. A treat I don't even recall making. Wonderful and cozy. Always happens when I want to separate my ass from my seat the least. Kek

No. 2168440

It's been a bit since they told me the BPD diagnosis I had was a misdiagnosis and I'm still processing it but it's freeing knowing that
>My stable relationships
>My ability to self soothe and regulate
>My ability to get better once I was put in a healthy environment
>My hopes for the future and ability to love and live with people in a normal way
>The fact I never had a favorite person or someone I wanted to create drama with on purpose
>That I never wanted to hurt someone I love on purpose
>That I never asked for attention from anyone
>That I was simply angry at life because I lost a parent when I was misdiagnosed
All of this makes me not BPD, I'm very happy

No. 2168448

Went to the grocery store to buy feta cheese and forgot all about that and ended up buying a tiramisu cake

No. 2168554

Nothing more heartbreaking than seeing you got an email notification thinking it's a response to your job application, just for it to be some irrelevant shit I don't care about…

No. 2168555

>>2168440
after one of my parents died i suddenly developed bpd-ish tendencies out of nowhere, insecurity, fear of abandonment, detecting threats or slights in anything people said. i think a lot of the symptoms of grief can mirror bpd. thankfully i have been able to move on from that time but it was an absolute nightmare, it felt like a switch had been flipped in my brain and i became everything i hated

No. 2168578

I just realized I’m an extremely simple and provincial person. I live 45 minutes from my parents. I look forward to holidays and loved ones birthdays. I went to undergrad and post-grad in the state I’ve lived in my whole life. I live with my brother & love going to the beach and camping with our friend group. I like planning and having a predictable life. I really don’t have any desire to move out of this 45 minute circle around me. A lot of my friends now (mid-20s) went to the same high school as I did. I literally cannot imagine moving hours or states or countries away from all your friends and family if you have a good relationship with them just for a job opportunity or for adventure. It’s actually startling to me realizing all of this. Huh.

No. 2168585

I think I'm way too frugal. The screen on my new fridge keeps popping up notifications that it's time to change the filter, so I finally went on Amazon to buy one and I was sooo miffed about the price ($27). But then I had to take a mental step back and be reasonable, because $30 for a filter that lasts 6 months isn't crazy.

No. 2168594

>>2168555
How did you resolve it?

No. 2168597

>>2168578
I'm the same. I'm happy in the place I grew up in, I'm happy with the familiarity of the places around me. I don't even have any desire to really travel outside the US kek. I'm way more interested in travelling across America than leaving my podunk state and travelling to, like, Japan. It just does not interest me.

No. 2168601

The full moon is especially beautiful tonight.

I hate the moon illusion, I wanted to send an impressive picture of it to my dad but of course it didn't turn out impressive. I'm also very intrigued and fascinated by the illusion. Almost as fascinated as by the moon itself.

No. 2168608

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I went to the beach and my skin, hair and scalp are always so nice afterwards, I'm sure this isn't my dermatitis flaring with my allergies getting cured by the sea, it must be that I'm a mermaid.

No. 2168611

I kind of want to put up a camera and record myself in my sleep I wonder if I sleep weird or snore or something.
>>2168601
It's so beautiful, there's supposed to be a partial eclipse later too.

No. 2168612

>>2168601
Are you looking forward to the eclipse in 2.5 hours nonnie?

No. 2168627

Why is the search function so annoying on here I just want to find the knit/crochet thread

No. 2168630

>>2168612
I didn't know when exactly was it happening, I'll try to see it
If I'm awake, it's past midnight and I'm getting tipsy from Guinness

No. 2168651

>>2168627
Here you go nona >>>107505

No. 2168655

>>2168651
I'm a fucking disgrace and will remember how to link other threads one day I promise >>>/g/107505

No. 2168673

>>2168655
Thank you nonnie you're the best ♥

No. 2168704

I’ve been listening to nothing but duran duran for a while I really love their music it makes me so happy

No. 2168719

>>2168594
It really just took time (in my case, 4 years), I don't have any good answers besides that. I wouldn't say it's totally removed, and i feel the urge to act out on these behaviors/thoughts but there is more distance stopping me from doing so.

No. 2168729

>>2168704
which album(s)? i fucking love rio

No. 2168735

>>2168597
Ayrt and I have traveled internationally and what I really valued about it was getting to have those experiences with my mom! I agree with you though, I want to go to all 50 states and the major cities in Canada before I travel internationally again. I’ve been to Paris and would recommend Quebec City to someone before Paris, kek.

No. 2168745

>>2168735
nta but parisian architecture is so boring to me lol

No. 2168747

>>2168704
New Moon on Monday is such an incredible song to me. Duran Duran is highly underrated

No. 2168923

My cat is being such an attention whore right now, let me draw.

No. 2168925

>>2168370
should i go get junk food? i already ate around 1,100 calories today and only went on a walk so i dont really deserve it. im also feeling a bit too tired to get it….i guess ill pass. but im dreaming of vegan junk food…

No. 2168926

>>2168923
these are the problems i wish i had

No. 2168928

>>2168925
just make sure to eat at your maintenance calories or else your brain and muscles will degrade and everyone will laugh at you

No. 2168934

When someone is being passive aggressive under innocent posts I just assume they're an elder millennial white woman with a wide asymmetrical jaw and flat ass(racebait)

No. 2168939

>>2168934
lmfao same

No. 2168948

>>2168928
im very short nonnie i only burn 1600-2000 cals but ive been more sedentary lately

No. 2168955

Today I had popcorn for the first time in my life. it tasted ok.

No. 2168969

>>2168934
>>2168939
jealousy yikes!!

No. 2168970

>>2168926
he's insanely annoying, i bet he wouldnt be such attention seeking if he was female

No. 2168983

I’m the nonna of the caramelized onions hamburger of the previous thread. I’m still thinking about it and I’m almost at the verge of standing up and making myself another burger despite it being 3 a.m.

No. 2168986

>>2168955
You can try adding some caramel on them or chocolate , you can melt it and then drizzle it and wait for it to harden. Popcorn tastes kind of bland and boring after a while so adding something makes the experience more fun.

No. 2168988

>>2168955
Popcorn tastes good but it’s but definitely not worth picking out of my teeth after lol

No. 2168989

>>2168983
damn now I want a grilled cheese with carmelized onions kek

No. 2168991

>>2168578
You’re kind of chill with it. It’s more than okay, you don’t need to do grandiose things to have a good life or be happy.
Your routine sounds dope and I’m honestly imagining you as like those cute cartoons where the episodes are centered around mundane things.

No. 2168994

>>2168955
oh man, my favorite snack is popcorn popped on the stove in avocado oil with plenty of salt on top. it's heavenly.

No. 2168999

>>2168578
I honestly wish this was my life. Ah, to be loved.

No. 2169005

>>2168729
Rio as well. Mostly new religion, but I’ve been looping the reflex too.

No. 2169031

>>2168969
how….?

No. 2169036

>>2169005
ooh i love it. the reflex is so insanely hypnotic

No. 2169050

I'm on call with a 90+ year old client and he is talking my fucking ear off. It's like every single little thing turns into a mini rant wtffff

No. 2169068

>>2169050
Samefag. Im finally out of the call. Definitely going on break now fuck

No. 2169125

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Any nonny watching the partial eclipse? Hope you're having a magical night ♥

No. 2169134

>>2169125
I've been going outside to look every few minutes. So cool. I'm covered in mosquito bites now though.

No. 2169143

>>2169134
Itchy mosquito bites will be a week long memento of the eclipse.

No. 2169146

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I am so frustrated. I spent the entire day drawing and i suck so much, i am starting to believe talent is real and that i am too retarded to ever be a good artist. I genuinely started crying from the frustration. I am going to cool off, watch a movie while drinking some coffee then try again.

No. 2169154

One more hour until I can take a nap. I'm so sleepy

No. 2169177

I finally bought a trimmer from Amazon so I won't have to go through the effort of waxing or shaving my bush. The crabs are going to be sooooo pissed. But maybe I will shave, I would like a landing strip. Not to be gay, but think vaginas with landing strips look the most delicious.

No. 2169189

>>2169177
vaginas with full ass bushes look the most delicious, just get rid of the crabs dude

No. 2169196

Typing my thoughts into the online journal I've been keeping since 2015 works almost better than any anti-depressant. It's also interesting to see how teenage me is different from the adult version of me.

No. 2169202

It's really crazy how 99.9% of women from around the world are beautiful but 99.9% of men are ugly.

No. 2169215

>>2169036
You’ve inspired me to listen to more of their discography. Will try go through as many albums today and see what else I enjoy!

No. 2169224

>>2169177
Please tell me you mean crabs like crabs in a bucket acting pissy about pussy shaving and not crabs like pubic lice.

No. 2169226

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>>2169146
Why did i watch million dollar baby? i thought it was going to be girlboss hajime no ippo but it was depressing as shit and now i feel worse

No. 2169227

>>2169226
Love that movie, watched is when i was young with my parents, it's still aspirational i think but it is sad

No. 2169229

>>2169146
Post drawing

No. 2169230

>>2169229
its just ugly figure drawing

No. 2169231

>>2169230
Do it if you want a review, also how long have you been drawing? So i can give you fair criticism

No. 2169235

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>>2169227
It was really good, i liked it. It just wasn't what i expected, i was hoping it was oing to be female rocky. I really like boxing so i wanted to see some girlboss punch herself to the top. I still have yolo to watch, and that movie seems to actually be about boxing so i am looking forward to it.
>>2169231
4 years lol thats why i am so depressed. For context i am trying the method where i draw something, then make three copies, one i lie over the original and fix it, then try fixin it again without tracing. Right is the original, middle is the one i fix without tracing and the left is traced.

No. 2169239

>>2169235
You've been drawing longer than me, but in drawing skill even if some people learn faster than others it's always work that beat talent. So don't give up. You've made minor mistakes and anyone who paints will do corrections to their drawings.

No. 2169241

i'm babysitting a 7 year old girl and she eats so much it's driving me insane. idk the thought of her getting fat makes me extremely anxious but of course it's not my place to stop her from eating. is it normal for a growing kid to eat more than an adult?

No. 2169243

>>2169239
kek thanks i feel a bit worse now i feel like you are treating me like a retard(which i probably am tbh) but thanks for trying nonny

No. 2169244

>>2169243
No i think we often lose sense of where we are at and what we're trying to achieve as artist. This says quite nothing about what your finished product will look like. Those were minor errors too, the more fixated you will be the less likely you'll improve, it's a bit like fake it until you make it.

No. 2169248

>>2169241
Sometimes, yeah. Especially if she's active or going through a growth spurt.

No. 2169250

>>2169244
thanks nonny, sorry if i sounded rude i am just a bit depressed that i cant draw anything good after 4 years.

No. 2169251

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Just found out I can buy physical copies of re-prints of Andrea Dworkin's works. I read a lot of them online already as pdfs, but I'm excited to be able to buy physical copies! (Not trying to politisperg, just genuinely enjoy reading and owning feminist texts)

No. 2169253

>>2169250
It's not bad at all what do you usually work on?

No. 2169256

I miss TV. Back when i was a teen and on like 3 different anti psychotic medications i used to spend all night watching the local 3deep5u drug addict channel that used to air weird french cinema. I watched so many good movies there that i can't remember the name of. Definetly the weirdest one i saw was murmur of the heart, i was so drugged and depressed back then i didnt even find it weird because of the pedo understones i just couldnt stop thinking about how tall french kids are. Like seriously they all towered over the grown men and i was so weirded out.

No. 2169262

>>2169224
I don't really have crabs kek, I just thought it would just be funny to say that

No. 2169266

>>2169253
anime boys

No. 2169283

>>2169189
Not to me honestly. Bushes are pretty inconvenient if you're a true busher and actually let the hair grow out completely. Plus, I think landing strips look like little paths guiding you to the clit. Like a rainbow guiding you to a pot of gold.

No. 2169368

>>2169251
I found a copy of Intercourse in a used bookstore a little while ago and it made me so happy, it was only $5. I hope you enjoy your new books!

No. 2169370

>>2169283
>inconvenient
My unchafed groin and labia beg to differ.

No. 2169372

>>2169283
I'm a "true busher" like you said and it doesn't bother me at all, I don't feel it. Never had sex so I don't if it'd be a bother.

No. 2169377

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I love the roo threadpic

No. 2169384

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>>2169377
Same, I feel so represented

No. 2169392

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>the google incognito lawsuit actually wants to know what kind of stuff I looked up in incognito mode
Ok nevermind I don't need damages

No. 2169510

>>2169256
you can still watch TV nona

No. 2169515

>>2169241
yes it's fine, if she's actually hungry and eating decent foods. sometimes kids go through phases where they have more or less of an appetite. please don't project your anachan views on to an innocent 7 year old girl. unless she's like bingeing on junkfood 24/7 or something that's obviously not healthy for a kid

No. 2169522

>>2169196
i wish i could find my online journal from when i was a teen. i had a private account on xanga. i have no idea what my name or password was or if xanga still exists lol

No. 2169537

>>2168377
I live in Portugal, and today I went to get groceries and there was just loads of smoke everywhere because of the fires.

No. 2169556

>>2169537
Greetings from the west coast of the US where we, too, have been on fire until recently

No. 2169561

>>2169556
It wasn't that bad this year up where I am. Luckily.

No. 2169562

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When I started uni last year I was so afraid of not getting any friends in my class, that they could practically smell that I was an autistic weirdo and that I would never fit in like it was for me back in high school (which felt silly since I'm 30) so I would sorta sneak away and eat lunch on my own at the start.
But now I think my group of friends are the biggest one and we see each other a lot during our free time to either play games or watch movies. I was so scared that we were just friends out of convenience but during this summer, when the trains temporarily didn't stop at my station due to reconstruction which caused it to be fairly convoluted to get to my place from the city - unless you have a car - they still came by to visit. It even took a couple of them almost 3 hours to get here! No one has ever done that for me, most of my other friends just moan and complain over how long it takes to get to my place during summer because of the train issue as if it doesn't take me just as much time to get to them. These classmates have even opened up a lot to me about things they aren't really comfortable talking to most others about.
I hope these friendships will last. Not only are these people absolutely wonderful, but they are also my first (mostly) normie friends and it really helps me to touch grass and realize how much bullshit my other friends say come from a terminally online place.

No. 2169579

>>2169392
This is so insane I think they want you to give up.

No. 2169601

It's been one month and three days since I stopped my adderall cold turkey. I miss it.
Pros:
-Great sleep, no more lying awake at night and then waking up in the middle of the night
-Decreased generalized anxiety
-Heart no longer skips beat or quivers out of no where
Cons:
-I immediately quit my job within one week. Turns out without the constant mental stimulation of meth keeping me laser focused on my tasks, that I hate my coworkers and patients so much that I can't stand to physically be around them
-My dishwasher broke and I haven't done the dishes in two weeks. But I've deep cleaned the rest of the house twice, so what's up with that mental block?
-I'm able to feel hunger for the first time in ten years
On god I want to go back to it though. I miss being so productive that I was the top achiever in my hospital, I miss being so laser focused and desiring to clean so much. Anyone here a cardiologist who wants to lie to me and tell me its totally fine to take adderall even though it makes your heart hurt and you start to feel winded all the time?

No. 2169619

Does anyone know any good true crime YouTubers? Someone who extensively covers interesting cases in a serious manner, so many true crimers just feel dumb and disrespectful to me.

No. 2169621

>>2169601
Why not try a nonstimulant like strattera?

No. 2169623

Sweeney Todd (2007) soundtrack is still so good to me.. And I still remember every word.

No. 2169627

Found the shirt I wanted on ebay for half price. Feels good.

No. 2169647

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i saw attractive women on my FYP, day ruined

No. 2169653

>>2169647
? thats a good day?

No. 2169658

>>2169601
i effectively relapsed into taking lisdexamphetamine this week and feel very seen by this

No. 2169659

>>2169653
you seem to forget that heterocuck Beckies too may frequent the site

No. 2169668

>>2169659
Lesbians/bi women can be insecure about their looks or body too anon. We're all still human.

No. 2169674

>>2168370
Messaged my rep in my district and told her I was proud of the work she's done for us in congress. I have no goddamn reason why

No. 2169678

>>2169125
>>2168630
Aw man, I missed it, I did fall asleep just half an hour after I made that post
I dreamt I flied to reach the most ripe mangoes on top of a mango tree so that's cool

No. 2169706

>friend creates a group chat for her birthday party
>around 30 people
>a friend of hers creates a smaller group of 5 people to discuss the gift and the party logistics
>I'm part of it
It feels nice to be part of some kind of inner circle for once.

No. 2169709

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I was playing dti online and I recreated the Corpse Bride. I was standing on the runway taking screenshots of my outfit in different poses when someone came up and said "Go" "Next" "Leave" and I didn't move because I was there first and I wasn't done. She eventually said "Your outfit is ugly" and walked away. I know it was most likely like an 8 year old but it pissed me off so I made it my mission to just follow this kid and her friend around in the game until they left the server kek. Someone needs to teach these kids some manners, they're so fucking rude sometimes.

No. 2169714

>>2169678
You made me get up from my bed and look out the window when you posted that kek (didnt see a moon)

No. 2169812

>>2169510
we dont have tv in my house anymore

No. 2169883

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Pretty sure buying a new hamster will improve my mood by at least 70% so I'm going to start calling stores and asking what days they get hamster shipments. I fucked up last time adopting an older hamster and we didn't get enough time together I want a baby this time

No. 2169917

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my old laptop from 2013 is dead and has been for many years but i can't stop thinking about all of the forgotten files on there. so today i finally took out the hard drive and ordered an adapter which will hopefully arrive tomorrow so i can transfer the files. i'm excited and will be severely disappointed if i can't access the files

No. 2169918

>>2169709
Good, you did the right thing.

No. 2169995

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Im probably the only one who wasn't doing this, but I just saw how much gunk was on my kitchen faucet, so i grabbed a toothbrush and scrubbed it and now its squeaky clean. So gross to think that was in my food and drinks and I didn't even know.
Mine was dirtier than the one in picrel, but its just an example. Mine had a grey sludge all over it, I wonder if it was biofilm or minerals from the water or what. I'm just glad it was black or pink mold which is what usually grows in wet areas.

No. 2170001

i cant decide if i want to watch an episode of its always sunny or a movie.

No. 2170012

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I'm watching a video about wish and I'm still mad because we couldn't get pic related.

No. 2170031

>>2170001
My cat would recommend always Sunny, it always chills him out to listen to the gang.

No. 2170091

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>>2170012
and instead, we got a dude who looks like if you put Steve Raglan through a Disney filter.

No. 2170093

>>2170012
a manic pixie dream boy after all these years of ugly potato faced princes would have been so good.

No. 2170097

>>2169995
I bleached and scrubbed mine the other day cause the water tasted funny. Apparently it's my mains lol but reminds me of the time I had a shitty pizza slicer and by its design it trapped gunk and I took it apart and was disgusted. I pray I gained immunity rather than disease

No. 2170107

i think they will start making movies of mascots when they run out of disney to live action and video game live action films. like an m&m movie. a movie with fast food mascots…aunt jemima and duolingo bird horror film…little debbie adventure

No. 2170112

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>>2170107
i thought they already tried that with picrel

No. 2170114

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>>2170107
They already did an Angry Birds movie even though it was 3D animation. What if they start doing movies where they have websites as personified characters? Does LC get a movie? What would the plot even be?

No. 2170115

>>2170112
what the FUCK. no but nonnie it will extend beyond food, like the charmin bears or something. theyll start giving these mascots a storyline

No. 2170117

>>2170107
they’re already starting to test the waters with making video game movies like sonic, mario, minecraft, five night at freddy’s, pure microwave goyslop

No. 2170119

>>2170114
i can see this happening heh. theyd probably do it all in one film, like the websites battling it out or teaming up for one adventure. if they truly wanted to milk it, though, i guess theyd do each individual website like google, youtub, twitter, etc. i just see them getting that uncreative and desperate

No. 2170120

>>2170117
Not that I necessarily disagree but video game movies have been a thing for years now.

No. 2170127

>>2170107
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No. 2170130

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I NEED CRAZY FROG BIOPIC, NOW.
I NEED CRAZY FROG BIOPIC, NOW.(integrate)

No. 2170133

Every morning, for the past 3 years, I have eaten the same thing for breakfast. A bagel, fried egg and cheese.

Every morning, unintentionally, the fried egg comes out to be the exact shape as the bagel. If the bagel is oblong, the egg is oblong. If the bagel is circular, the egg comes out circular. It always fits onto the bagel perfectly and I don't know why.

No. 2170134

>>2170130
wtf anon now you'll get us both banned… also i'd watch the m&m movie.

No. 2170135

>>2170130
I'm actually crying

No. 2170138

>>2170130
what did you need again? i forgot

No. 2170139

File: 1726706761340.gif (271.55 KB, 150x150, mmgmgmf.gif)

>>2170134
theres a montage of them improving some aspect of their little m&m asses for a battle in the movie

No. 2170141

>>2170130
Fuck crazy frog that scrote retard with a micropenis. I want an Anna Blue biopic, i need to know what she's so blue about.

No. 2170145

>>2170141
I'm not even going to lie, I would totally watch that.

No. 2170151

File: 1726707282571.jpg (25.11 KB, 734x347, 1000018158.jpg)

>>2170141
My face against the window pane
A tear for every drop of rain

I am so LONELY AND SO SAD
YOU'RE THE REASON THAT I'M FEELIN' BAD
I am so LONELY AND SO SAD
Livin' in a dream I never had

No. 2170152

I am going to watch the original parent trap. I always thought the lindsay loahan one was the real one.

No. 2170153

File: 1726707403272.jpg (31.13 KB, 480x360, 1000008176.jpg)

>>2170141
Anyone remember Damien Dawn and their gang of emo friends?

No. 2170155

>>2170151
My girlfriend fucking loved this when she was younger kek

No. 2170156

>>2170153
I regret bullying emos. I miss them so much and i would take a pack of wolf emo kids over one single gendie zoomie any day.

No. 2170191

>>2170130
KEKKK

No. 2170209

God I'm so glad lolcow is back… I pretty much can only browse here and kiwifarms anymore, 4chan feels weirdly empty and reddit is a joke. I just love the forum style communication…

No. 2170212

>get used to speaking at slower pace when calling and speaking to older clients at work
>"TIME IS MONEY LADY! BLAHBLAHBLAH SPEAK FASTER"
I can't win can I?

No. 2170333

Best sleep
>fan on medium
>two comforters, top being heavier
>two flat pillows
>cuddling stuffed animal or pillow
>MILD perspiration in deep REM
Some sleep makes you feel full, some sleep starves you, this sleep makes me wake up feeling stuffed like I ate two delicious seafood wraps. Prove me wrong. You can't.

No. 2170441

>realize cat hasnt touched his food bowl in 2 days
>get concerned
>make an appointment with the vet
>see cat meowing, chewing the new, unopened bag of food
>what if…
>open the new bag and throw the old food back into the old bag
>he starts wolfing in down like a starving african child
wtf literally what the fuck is wrong with the old food? the stray kitties eat it just fine why is my cat such a diva

No. 2170451

I'm trying to find a discount code for my Amazon order and I'm so I'm annoyed that Amazon doesn't do codes for whatever you have, just deals/codes for specific items.

No. 2170456

>>2170333
>MILD perspiration in deep REM
Really? What does sweating have to do with good sleep? If it's not dead of winter and I accidentally sleep with my thick comforter fully over me, I wake up drenched with sweat and panicking because I'm half asleep. It's the worst, I really can only tolerate light covers. I also can't stand the feeling of a heavy cover on my feet, either it pushes them down and I have to sleep with my toes pointed or it feels super heavy on the tips of my toes.

God I really am the worst at sleeping. Any tiny discomfort fucks my shit up.

No. 2170476

I hate those times when I keep waking up at night and then I can't go back to sleep, not sure if that's insomnia but my brain gets used to waking up at night a lot

No. 2170488

>>2170456
Kek nonna are you me the foot thing has me crying I didn’t know anyone else was that autistic. Whenever I have to take an allergy pill it’s a treat bc I sleep like the dead like a normal person

No. 2170513

>>2170091
i bet the faggot behind his design was like "omg he's gonna be such a dilf lololol"

No. 2170587

Just got a chanel bag and wiped my shit with 100 dollar bills

No. 2170600

>>2170456
Nona I said mild perspiration. I always just feel more rested if I wake up only slightly sweaty.

No. 2170623

File: 1726755518609.jpg (101.62 KB, 922x2048, they-may-cost-the-same-but-tha…)

Just ordered instacart and the shopper is a woman, yay! She did have to replace two items but not her fault. I'm about to feast on some dumplings once my order arrives.

No. 2170694

File: 1726760065916.jpg (144.11 KB, 949x966, 1000008077.jpg)

i was comforting a friend bc she couldn't get into our college's modeling group/club over text and she sent a message like "i really like you" and my eyes almost popped out my head.

No. 2170699

>>2170694
Anon and her friend sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

No. 2170702

>>2170694
Gayyyy

No. 2170703

>>2170694
My condolences.

No. 2170712

>>2170694
I wouldn't make assumptions, I say that to people platonically.

No. 2170715

>>2170712
Why do you gotta break anons heart like that

No. 2170728

File: 1726762004241.jpg (28.43 KB, 530x737, 1000037073.jpg)

>>2170715
its ok nonnie kek, she did say that platonically and i'm not SSA kek, i was just in the middle of class and looked down on my phone to see that message and i was just flabbergasted

No. 2170738

>>2170441
When's the last time you washed his food bowl? Is it made of plastic? The oils from the food will absorb into the plastic and then go rancid over time, leading to a bad smell when they attempt to eat out of.

No. 2170741

>>2170694
you fucking lesbians think your crush likes you, she doesn’t she’s just glad you’re a decent person to confide in you freaking weirdo. i guess the pussy wells for you lesbianons are seriously drying up kek(infighting)

No. 2170748

>>2170741
what? did you not read up? not a lesbian, just a misunderstanding, anon.

No. 2170749

>>2170441
My cat does the same thing, he turns his nose up at any food left out and I suspect it’s because of the little bits that fall out of his mouth and start to smell bad because they got saliva on them and made the rest of the bowl seem gross. I started just feed him less and disposing of the remnants when he’s done a which seems to have fixed things.

No. 2170761

File: 1726763252024.jpeg (291.99 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_5264.jpeg)

I had a dream that Melania Trump became a DJ lol.

No. 2170765

>>2170741
Damn, NTA but how much sand do you have in your vagina to be this angry over something that was just a mundane anecdote?

No. 2170766

>>2170749
if they're cat biscuits it's probably because they lose their texture and go soft when left in open air for too long, cats like crunchy biscuits just like the rest of us

No. 2170770

>>2170765
enough to make my own beach with insane waves for surfers to ride on

No. 2170786

>>2170766
That’s a good point, he doesn’t think food is food unless it has a satisfying crunch (imagine his disappointment when he hears me crunching and comes running and it’s a carrot kek). I need to find a food dish that has a lid… and then a water dish that weighs 50lbs so he can’t tip it over, which he did with his water full as fuck water fountain. He’s a little beastly brat sometimes.

No. 2170833

>>2170761
I have a bit of a hard time disliking her, it might just be ps but she looks uncomfortable literally all the time, I relate to it. Also, her genes worked overtime to improve that kid but not much you can do when the other half is Trump's.

No. 2170979

hiked for two hours in the sun and was passed by plenty of people. it was not until i got into my car i noticed the sweat stain on my inner thighs and crotch making me look like i urinated myself!

No. 2171019

File: 1726771918621.jpeg (549.82 KB, 1125x1311, CBD527ED-9F8C-4930-AFA4-452865…)

I was involved in a minor fender bender today. It was a non-event, my car and the car that hit me have at most a minor scratch. What was notable about it was that immediately after the car bumped into me at a stop sign someone began screaming. When I looked in my rear view mirror there was an older woman driving and an early to mid twenties man in the passenger seat hitting her and yelling at her. I was about to call the cops when he got out of the car and proceeded to punch the window while continuing to scream at the woman about how he hated her. He then ran into the woods while still screaming.

The woman was super shaken and I asked her if I needed to call the police or someone she knows. She said no and that it was her son who hit her and that he has autism. She has tried to get him committed but they won’t take him. He had been yelling at her all day and the car crash just sent him over the edge and he began beating her. I stayed with her until her other son got there to help her, but holy shit I feel so bad for her…

No. 2171022

>>2171019
I'm glad you were there to provide her with company while her other son was on the way. You did good nona.
This is why mental institutions should have never been phased out.

No. 2171024

>>2171019
that poor woman..i can only imagine the hell she goes through in her home..

No. 2171061

File: 1726773832748.png (161.72 KB, 293x375, shayna propeller hat.png)

I tried flinging the bubble blower instead of blowing into it.

No. 2171075

>>2171019
>She has tried to get him committed but they won’t take him
this is why the mothers of severely autistic violent children sometimes snap and end up killing their kid

No. 2171083

>>2170107
i need politically correct m&m movie with unsexy green m&m

No. 2171089

>>2169883
I've had some sweet hams and would like to have one again, too. Or a gerbil colony. I love taking care of them and watching them play. I hope you find a healthy one.

No. 2171116

>>2171083
Dont break linkara's heart like that

No. 2171130

>lying in bed cuddling my cat after a crying attack
>sniffle a couple of times
>cat: “wait lemme just check something out”
>puts his entire cold-ass nose in my nostrils and takes a couple of whiffs and then looks insulted
I love this little weirdo so much, he blows all my anxiety away with his little antics. Getting him was the best decision of my life and for my mental health

No. 2171168

>>2171130
Aww. My cats don't currently live with me, but when they did, the other one would chirp in her sleep in response to me crying until she woke up and would come cuddle with me. I miss her so much.

No. 2171224

Just ordered some fruit snacks from Amazon.

No. 2171242

I want to unfollow Giantbomb do bad but I have this weird affection for them even though it's been like 5 years since i watched a video.

No. 2171251

File: 1726780923223.png (88.8 KB, 640x635, 1668763117788.png)

>compliment my cousins nails
>now my aunt is determined to take me to get my nails done too
i really dont want to i am just terrible with compliments and i didnt know what to say. What did i get myself into.

No. 2171295

I love watching movies blindly and I'm realizing how often I accidently pick a movie with a male prostitute main character. I didn't even know this was an archetype? is this a popular main character thing??

No. 2171305

>>2171295
drop a list based queen

No. 2171308

>>2171022
>>2171024
>>2171075
Thanks nonnys, I didn’t do much and I hope what I did do isn’t atypical. The idea of people ignoring a woman actively being beaten makes my blood boil. I hate male autists with a burning passion and this just showed me how right I am in feeling that way. The fact we’re mainstreaming them in society is such a mistake.

No. 2171317

>>2171295
what was the name of the movie

No. 2171324

>>2171305
>>2171317
They're all pretty sad. Midnight cowboy, Mysterious skin, and I've paused My Private Idaho for you nonnies. You've probably seen them, since they're decently popular!

No. 2171347

>>2171324
You shouldn't nonna. I didn't even know these movies existed kek

No. 2171357

not recent but like weeks/months ago, i don't remember lmao, some junkie was wandering around the edge of the train platform and starting yelling when the staff were putting announcements out to get back, shit was so anxiety inducing. in hindsight, the guy was absolutely a danger all things considered, especially because he jumped off the train screaming at nothing 2 stops away, so he probably sorta would've deserved it? but i didn't wanna see human mincemeat on my way home from uni ://(://)

No. 2171377

I ate bell peppers tonight (they were delicious) but now my stomach is YELLING. I'm talking full blown burn. Save me

No. 2171385

>>2171377

my condolences nona as a spicy ramen enjoyer i understand </3 i believe in you and your magma turd(emoticon)

No. 2171391

I was gonna sell my broken MacBook on for parts, but the screen is so fucked up that I won't make to clear it so I think I'm just gonna destroy it. It'll be fun.

No. 2171396

Cringing to death remembering thay as a teen I dated a guy for years who had a gigantic "SUBLIME" decal in Old English font across the top of the windshield of his truck. Like I actually want to puke

No. 2171407

>>2171377
I also got a bell pepper sensitivity but I love them so much

No. 2171424

>>2171377
Are bell peppers spicy..? Sorry if retarded question I always thought them to be super mild. Or is it like an enzyme sensitivity that makes tummy issues

No. 2171428

>>2171424
Nayrt they’re not spicy, they’re lovely and sweet. Idk what it is but they fuck with my digestion.

No. 2171480

>>2171424
It's as the other anon said. They're not spicy at all (though I did put curry on them) but many people can't digest them properly sometimes (I just woke up cause I felt my mouth water in my sleep… Uhoh…)
>>2171385
>>2171407
Thank you for the support

No. 2171490

>>2171396
ehh that's not that bad.

No. 2171545

I want to switch up the soap I use, but I don't even know what to get. None of them speak to me like Gold dial. Maybe I'll just start only buying unscented dove and body wash.

No. 2171562

File: 1726795956189.jpg (104.31 KB, 1195x1200, Dy1feJ0UYAAxRJa.jpg)

I'm seeing Weezer this weekend with my mom

No. 2171565

>>2171562
I unironically love Weezer, have fun! The blue album is great

No. 2171570

>>2171562
thats awesome nonna. ive been lucky enough to see them twice but the last time was probably almost 10 years ago

No. 2171573

what should i do
>draw then movie
or
>movie then draw

No. 2171580

>>2171573
Draw, then movie.

No. 2171600

Today at work I accidentally mispronounced someone's last name "Dougherty" as "dirty" and they hung up on me kekkkk

No. 2171604

>>2171600
How else are you supposed to pronounce it kek Dohrtey?

No. 2171609

>>2171604
dough hurty

No. 2171618

>>2171604
I think it's dough-ertie but I could be wrong

No. 2171623

Coryxkenshin hasn’t uploaded a video in almost 2 years I feel like I lost a friend

No. 2171629

I'm writing a children's book about two shelter cats who are friends and ice been crying for 2 hours due to a passage I wrote.

"We'll stick together, no matter what. And if we're lucky enough to find new homes, we'll just have to find each other again. We'll see each other in dreams, and then we'll always know where the other is."

No. 2171633

>>2171600
kekkk. a bunch of people recently heard me pronounce "tania" as "ta-nia" but at least it got a laugh

No. 2171641

>>2171633
I love hearing funny mispronounced names, it always reminds me of the Substitute Teacher skit from Key and Peele

No. 2171727

Making a cheesy scrambled egg with red pepper flakes and regular pepper.
>>2171629
Nona please tell me the cats get adopted together

No. 2171728

File: 1726808154991.png (10.67 KB, 163x78, mouse.png)

Transformice is so dead. I'm heart broken. All the kids are playing Fortnite instead of TFM.

No. 2171731

Ate some deli-grade chicken schnitzels with steamed vegetables, now watching some old stream VODs and drinking Wild Turkey.

No. 2171733

File: 1726808425965.jpg (759.33 KB, 1280x1583, tumblr_og4lmkJovD1r7nbrao1_128…)

I feel like i am too low iq to be a good artist. How the fuck do my favourite artists manage to think about all the fundamentals at once when making a piece? i can barely form a coherent sentence.

No. 2171734

>>2171733
did you mean to post this in art salt?

No. 2171736

>>2171734
No. Its just a mundane thought i had.

No. 2171772

File: 1726813578732.jpg (48.51 KB, 960x640, 1647558803970.jpg)

things i am going to do tomorrow
>get a haircut
>try the coke flavoured oreo and the oreo flavoured coke
>have a burger
>draw husbandos with fat asses

No. 2171773

>>2171772
I need to go get the coke flavored Oreo, but I had the Oreo flavored coke today nona! It tasted like if Oreos were dissolved in a coke kek

No. 2171774

>>2171772
That's a good, full day. Sleep well nona.

No. 2171775

>>2171772
this pic is so cute

No. 2171810

Amazon makes it why too easy to buy shit. Like I just bought something in two clicks. It was only $11 (I think) so not crazy but wow this is why I'm always Brooke

No. 2171811

>>2171772
Come back and give us a review anon! I saw the coke Oreos but I couldn't tell if it was coke flavored or just Oreos with the coke logo stamped on them. I had no idea they did a drink too.

No. 2171824

File: 1726818243656.jpg (539.18 KB, 1317x1080, 1683354682498321.jpg)

Downloading a time tracker is the best decision i ever did. I went from lazing around all day and either not drawing at all or only putting 30 min a day to drawing for 3+ hours every day in a matter of weeks! Now I only need to put in another 9950 hours until i can actually draw.

No. 2171827

>>2171824
What tracker do you use nona?

No. 2171832

File: 1726818513305.png (57.96 KB, 2065x400, track toggl.png)

>>2171827
track toggl. Ignore it says procastinating instead of procastination i am a dumb ESL.

No. 2171837

>>2171832
Thanks, I need to try it too!

No. 2171859

>>2171727
Ayrt. They get adopted together in the end!

No. 2171862

Do we have a Pilates thread? Im so into it at the moment, I hated doing it at first and only started because of cellulite, but it’s made me feel better all together, it’s helping my depression and chronic fatigue, I also think it’s a really beneficial exercise for women as we age and will prevent us being stuck in a wheelchair when we get old.

No. 2171867

>>2171862
i used to go because i have scholiosis but stopped recently. I want to go back. It made me depressed that i got mogged by old women so badly they had to put me in the begginers class even though i have been going for a year now.

No. 2171872

>>2171867
If by old women you mean 40-60 then you’re being very foolish feeling bad for being mogged by them. My mother who’s approaching 60 is fitter than I am, because she’s been exercising for years. Don’t let scrotes convince you that your life is over by then and you’re an old woman. Middle aged women who take care of themselves are in better shape than young women who don’t and they can achieve incredible athletic success.

No. 2171875

>>2171872
there is nothing wrong with being an older woman nonny. I cant wait until i can look like mac's mom.

No. 2171905

I just saw that Bong Joon Ho is releasing a new movie in January, and now I'm upset because I want to see it now but have to wait 3 months kek

No. 2171918

I've bought a nice fragrance and been wearing it everyday and it's probably all in my head but I feel like people have been nicer to me on the days I do wear fragrance
I feel like smelling good is this subtle attention for the people you're around all day, like quietly saying "I want my presence to be pleasant to you"

No. 2172008

>>2171862
There's an exercise thread in /g/.
Not enough people on this site for such a specific thread.

No. 2172027

My new phone doesnt understand english and keeps autocorrecting "that" to "Thatcher" kek

No. 2172040

I just had ice cream delivered to my house and I'm tempted to eat it right now but I also am about to go to sleep and i just brushed my teeth so I shouldn't. I only got an hour of sleep during the night and weirdly enough I don't feel tired but I have to clean and work later so I'm going to nap now before I crash.

No. 2172044

File: 1726839534855.webp (200.87 KB, 1712x2284, o8HfAYSbArf08bPUCAg4oserh2MgJ2…)

>>2172040
Samefag, anons I just got the delivery and I am so pissed kekkk. I thought I was getting a fucking pint, It's literally 4 oz of ice cream. It was $1.25 so I probably should've known something was up but I ordered from the Dollar Tree so I just thought it was a steal. I didn't even know they sold them this tiny. I'm so sad, but I'm on a diet anyway so oh well.

No. 2172046

Found an old short story I wrote when I was I don't know, 10, and there's this random throwaway scene in which a random man in the audience says about the main character (a performing magician and a preteen girl) that her eyes are so beautiful he wishes his wife looked like her. What, why did I put that in there. I know it wasn't trying to be like a fantasy that I wished would happen to me because I remember finding it cringe and creepy immediately after I wrote it but tbh I'm still cringing a decade later.

No. 2172062

>>2172044
I was always under the impression dollar tree didn't sell perishables. I ordered the wrong size ice cream from a shop a few days ago and raged but enjoyed it anyway so you enjoy your treat too.

No. 2172072

Scrote behind me keeps kicking my train seat

No. 2172083

>>2172046
You were probably just imitating something creepy you saw/read in media without fully understanding it. And then the rational part of your brain realized it was weird

No. 2172095

File: 1726842005725.gif (2.68 MB, 268x268, BAA040C7-C95E-4B81-9505-0F1366…)

I know I’m supposed to be a chill girl and lowkey not really care about anything but, I’m tired I’m trying to be something that I’m not. I want you to think of something right now that makes you happy. That thing you see, the thing that lights you up, chase that, with all of your soul. Chase it. Because it’s easy to brush off life’s potential, and I’m not trying to say that life is easy. In fact, I’d argue that the only way that something is meant to be is if you’re willing to commit to the difficulty of bringing it to life, otherwise it wasn’t meant to be anything but just a missed opportunity. It will be a difficult road but here’s what we come to learn: Everything of Value Is Difficult. Think About That.

No. 2172109

File: 1726842504834.jpg (118.07 KB, 1080x907, 1000018175.jpg)

I hate that my job's radio station of Pop Rocks from late 90s-early 2000s has successfully psyoped my brain into liking Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus. It's better than no music playing at all, but still.

No. 2172124

>>2172046
I used to write anime-esque dialogue in my stories at that age too because I thought it would be deep or funny, but the second I actually wrote it down I'd always realise that it sucked kek. Post-write clarity is real.

No. 2172127

>>2172109
aw, I like that song

No. 2172129

>>2172109
that art looks like shit, are you posting it ironically (hopefully)

No. 2172131

>>2172129
I actually did post it ironically.

No. 2172146

>>2172109
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN BABY WITH MEEEE
OOOOO OOOO H OOOOOOO

No. 2172155

>>2172046
when i was 10 i was writing horrendous fanfiction on wattpad where the female character realises she has feelings and runs into the middle of nowhere in a fantasy world. you were 10, it's nothing

No. 2172169

>>2172072
Better than licking, which is what I first read that as.

No. 2172177

>>2172062
not the anon you replied to but yeah dollar tree has an entire food section and most of them have freezer sections too. their candy aisle is legendary.

No. 2172226

Eating bolognese listening to yung lean, breeze on my neck. Fantastic.

No. 2172243

File: 1726850821559.jpg (66.78 KB, 1000x1000, 516eUm16oiL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL…)

I want to alog whoever thought this was a good handle shape for a curly detangling brush. You can barely even grab onto it let alone holding on tightly while raking it through thick ass hair. I can't believe I spent money on this.

No. 2172249

>>2172243
I fucking hate these things although after using the original tangle teeser for like ten years, I don't hold any brush by the handle anymore, I don't even realise that I'm doing it.

No. 2172286

I think a friend of mine may be a farmer, she knows a few cows and is into j-fashion (more obscure ones too), but she's a massive handmaiden online.

No. 2172305

>>2172286
There's tons of TIFS and handmaidens who lurk here sadly

No. 2172425

File: 1726861989776.png (489.88 KB, 520x520, fsgegtrgrt.png)

A website I've been checking out turned out to be ANOTHER fucking dropshipping front, it looked pretty legit by how consistent it was at first glance (all clothes had same style, same models, clearly same photo studio, etc) but the fact they had "naive" felt a bit too on the nose in a world filled with these scammers so I checked the website further and yep indeed their main office is located in a chinese province. Also googled for reviews and turns out the quality is as shitty as expected with that in mind.
So I asked my seamstress friend if she could make something similar to one of the skirts there that I've obsessed over for weeks if I paid her for materials and her time, and she said no prob!

No. 2172683

File: 1726870515812.jpg (10.98 KB, 225x225, 101fdaf0d89e1e9bead60ecbed13a3…)

The woman I'm seeing grabbed my butt earlier and I'm still blushing about it

No. 2172692

>>2172286
I sometimes wonder if a male friend of mine knows of and visits lc (no, I have never spoken of it to him, I'm not that retarded).

No. 2172870

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I spent half an hour on a tiktok live where we pretend to be students on a bus while the bus driver yells at us for misbehaving. I had fun.

No. 2172877

>>2172870
but did you behave or am i sharing a board with an insulent child?

No. 2172879

>>2172870
There’s a lot about this post that is asking me have questions

No. 2172909

>>2172683
That's adorable, anon

No. 2172938

Going to sleep. Goodnight.

No. 2172940

File: 1726881888965.jpeg (47.62 KB, 500x666, znp0h1r1k8pd1.jpeg)

I feel scammed. It tastes exactly the same as the Rosalia coke.

No. 2172942

>>2172940
I just tried that a few minutes ago! I actually thought it did have an identifiable background oreo flavor.
Better than the coke flavored oreos.

No. 2172961

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Nonnies nonnies nonnies cleaning when your high is amazing. Cleaning is mudance so im ok to post here
I went out to a gig with two of my friends, dropped two pill.s
Amazing gig, amazing night. I'm virating.
Now I'm at home. I figure I must put my out bound energy to soundthing
I feel like the holy angel descended from the skies threw me to clean up clean the filth from my apartment
I'm blarely nightcore and I dont care I love this. I've got another hour before I come down and I amd going to have the best cleancore night ever.
Ill hate ever inch of my body tomorrow but I dont' care not I will have a lcean apparent for my flatmates to retur nto
Taking my vits c, b, 5htp so I don't go psycho but I wana be like this all the time. I'm so produvce
I have limited reavtie pics on my phone this is how i feel

No. 2172963

>>2172961
i am glad lucinda is still alive, shine on you crazy unicorn

No. 2172970

>>2172963
blassed. as fuck

No. 2172984

It makes me ugly laugh when anachan cows thread anons call anachans ''spoops''.

No. 2172990

>>2172961
I'mgonna vibate in bed for a while. I didnt' mean to offend anyone holy cow aceptts all. Pleast dont kick mod. good night

No. 2173020

An instagram page that i followed dedicated to black cats was apparently hacked and jump scared me and everyone who followed with a gross video of some woman with a packer in her panties bending over. It was pretty sad seeing the waves of comments of people saying that they just wanted to see cute cats and that they were upset.

No. 2173042

>>2172961
Kek this is funny. I hope you dont feel too bad in the morning nona

No. 2173152

>using bathroom
>Flush toilet
>Suddenly feel something cold on my lip, like a water droplet
>?????? Did toilet water just splash on my fucking lip
>Couldn't be, I was standing straight up and facing the opposite direction of the toilet
>Check face in mirror
>Don't see anything on my lip, but also wearing lip oil so it's hard to tell
Wtf was that? I wiped my lip with alcohol anyway, but weird.

No. 2173159

>>2173152
It can happen nonna, the force of the water flushing down in the toilet bowl always provokes tiny droplets that land either on the sides of the bowl, on the toilet seat and they sometimes have enough velocity to land on you and/or around the toilet. They usually land on my forearm in my experience since I lean over my toilet to flush. To prevent this, you gotta put the toilet lid down.

No. 2173167

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i came across a reel of someone saying they were "ranked best hole out of 57" in their high school, and i didn't even need to unmute to know that was a troon, ugh

No. 2173177

>>2173152
that's why you're supposed to close the lid before flushing

No. 2173259

>>2173042
I feel like a withered avocado. Reading my cringey posts hurts worse than the comedown.

No. 2173262

>>2173177
she be brushing her teeth with dookie particles

No. 2173264

>>2173159
Even if I'm not facing the toilet? I literally want to scrub my face off, ugh. If water really did get on my mouth, hopefully the lip oil at least would've acted as a barrier between the water and my skin. Gross.
>>2173262
My toothbrush goes in my room, I don't really keep anything in my bathroom besides soap and toilet paper. Also fortunately my sink and toilet are really far apart from each other.

No. 2173333

O bought a deck of tarot cards. I have no idea how to era them but I think it might be fun

No. 2173348

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>>2173177
>>2173262
I'm going to get called OCD for this again but poo particles fly out regardless of whether the lid is closed or not and can last several days on surrounding surfaces. The poo air cube is real and ever present and the only way to completely avoid having microscopic poo on you is to undress in a different room, poo, then shower. But don't use conditioner because it binds the poo to your hair. If your shower is less than a metre from your toilet this will not work.

No. 2173350

>>2173167
This video always makes me laugh like an idiot.

No. 2173353

I love yelling at my friends to go to sleep when I stay up until 4. Yes, I can ruin my life and be edgy and cringe and do stupid things, but you cannot, for I care about you. Now go to sleep.

No. 2173362

>>2173348
>undress in a different room, poo, then shower
i've been doing this at home for years now. feels nice not to have toilet vapor on your clothes (can't be avoided in public bathrooms tho)

No. 2173396

>>2173362
you still have poo inside you, why bother

No. 2173401

>>2173348
I just got an apartment finally, and the toilet is in a different room from the shower. I hit the jackpot.

No. 2173652

It’s not just me who’s lolcow is acting up right?

No. 2173681

>>2173652
The website or the user base?

No. 2173726

>>2173681
Website. Anyway, seeing newfags (or, newerfags) makes me realise how unintegrated i used to be when I first start posting here without realising it. Even with the correct typing style, usage of greentext and lingo, some things just make it obvious. Sometimes it’s just kind of silly things but sometimes it’s genuine cringe.

No. 2173842

>>2171565
>>2171570
Thank you nonnies! It was a lot of fun, they had a whole production and upped the camp, one of the best concerts ive been to in years

No. 2173948

Just got this video recommended to me. What a blast from the past

No. 2173963

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I should eat something for lunch but nothing appeals.

No. 2173967

>>2173948
i always wonder if holly is around us as a farmer..

No. 2174017

>>2173348
I want to cry. You're telling me I've been living life covered in poo particles?

No. 2174020

I love wearing long, flowy skirts even though I am short and dumpy.

No. 2174056

I bought a singular plastic cup from Amazon and it was literally just rawdogging the brown paper mailer with no further packaging. People say Amazon over-packages but tbh sometimes I feel like they under package.

No. 2174079

A friend was talking about how maybe three or four of us could go on a vacation together next summer. Damn I can't believe that I'm well-adjusted and normie enough and have close enough friends to be invited like that. It probably won't actually happen because I know how things like that go but it's still a big deal for me tbh

No. 2174159

>>2174079
Really happy for you nona! I hope it actually works out and you get to go on the vacation of your dreams with friends

No. 2174163

>>2174020
I bet you look pretty, anona.

No. 2174214

I wanted to make my friend a cute beanie based a photo she sent me, but the yarn I got is definitely way too chunky. I knew I should've gotten smaller yarn but the texture wasn't right.

No. 2174219

File: 1726951455653.jpg (48.55 KB, 612x408, istockphoto-668288668-612x612.…)

Has anyone else noticed that moids of any age fucking LOVE to rip leaves off trees and bushes? No matter old or young, they all turn into retarded monkeys the second there's a branch within their reach. It's like their primal instincts are telling them to RIP. RIP IT OFF. RIP THAT LEAF OFF LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. They just absent-mindedly ruin nature for no reason. I never see women do that.

No. 2174246

>>2174219
what the fuck are you even talking about bro

No. 2174257

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I'm getting sent picrel (Replica mini perfume set) but I'm seeing people say it's not like a regular perfume bottle with an atomizer but a vial with perfume in it. I can't be mad because it's free but that's so weird if so. I guess I'll buy some mini perfume bottles to decant them in.

No. 2174259

>>2174219
i'm sorry but this post makes me laugh so much KEK nonna

No. 2174266

I kicked a little dirt over an anthill a few days ago without thinking and I still feel so bad about it. It was only a little so I'm sure the worker ants were able to clear the hole, but they already work a lot so I imagine they were upset about that

No. 2174279

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>>2174219
Haha

No. 2174281

I just saw a video of a woman who looks like an IRL face of boe from Doctor Who because of plastic surgery and honestly I'm kinda fucking horrified

No. 2174315

I bought a new toothbrush and it's so soft it feels like rubbing toilet paper on my teeth. It still got the plaque and my teeth are clean but idk if I like it.

No. 2174318

I really want to make some rice and beans but my mom hates it I only ever eat it when she's out and I'm only with my dad.

No. 2174323

Non as I have an exam in a few days, but I have no energy to study fuck. It’s an exam that I had not passed before, the dumbass professor didn’t pass me just for the last question (most exams are oral in my country)so I’m just revising.

No. 2174336

>>2174219
I do that

No. 2174369

>>2174246
It happens all the time. I know what i saw
>>2174336
Asshole

No. 2174413

>>2174246
I've seen this exact sentence pop up in like four different threads in the past five hours, is it you or is it some sleeper agent code telling me to kill a Beatle?

No. 2174419

I had a really good pearl polishing session today. Very satisfying, multiple combos, refreshed.

No. 2174435

My mouth burns i ate something very spicy

No. 2174459

I have developed an addiction to banana flavoured biscuits.

No. 2174463

>>2174219
They see something that can't fight back and instantly resort to violence

No. 2174468

ew my cat has ticks how did he even get them

No. 2174474

>>2174468
Maybe he got them from you

No. 2174511

>>2174474
i dont leave my house either how did i get them, from one of you?

No. 2174519

File: 1726965757492.jpeg (117.71 KB, 979x867, IMG_6593.jpeg)

I did a couple of those season color analysis thingies and they keep saying I'm a cool winter. I'm kind of shocked because I've spent so much time avoiding all of these colors except for royal blue and burgundy

No. 2174522

>>2174219
>I never see women do that.
well you haven't met me kek but i mostly did it during childhood

No. 2174539

>>2174519
where did you get that quiz nona?

No. 2174559

I made black bean burgers for the first time. 4/10 won't be doing again

No. 2174561

>>2174219
I used to rip 3-5 leaves off and try to make leaf bunnies and boats out of them.

No. 2174578

There is so much yummy stuff in the fridge i cannot decide what to eat. There is chocolate milk with cake, coffe with kitkat, then there is also nuggies. I want to eat everything.

No. 2174580

nonas let me transport you back in time to 2009… first year of high school. 15 YEARS AGO WTF

No. 2174585

>>2174580
as a zoomie i envy you, must have been cool to live through the 90s and 00s. I cant remember shit about the 00s

No. 2174602

File: 1726969983421.jpg (58.19 KB, 651x655, 1655432159386.jpg)

>be poorfag with a high impulse to collect stuff
>cannot collect anime figures or dolls cuz expensive
>start collecting limited edition cans
>having fun, like trying weird drinks and they look cool on my shelf
>my country decides to pass a law to print giant warnings on all foods
>they start printing giant ''THIS DRINK CONTAINS HIGH AMOUNTS OF SUGAR'' on all cans
>tfw soda cans now have giant ugly warnings printed on them that look hideous
FFS i cant have shit

No. 2174606

>>2174585
i barely remember the 90s at all outside of family related memories. so i do wonder myself what it was like being properly lucid during the year of my birth for example. everything past like 2001 is crystal clear though. it was cool. probably not much different from the 90s except my generation had unlimited access to the wild west era of the internet and the craziest time for television and hollywood in general. here's another song from 2010 this time. really captures the vibe of how things felt. much lighter and airier than now for sure.

No. 2174607

>>2174539
I did these two
https://www.vivaldicolor.com/
https://colorwise.me/color-adviser

No. 2174612

>>2174585
Wanna know something fun? I was born in 1996 and i have a ton of memories about 2001 except 9/11 because i was too young to care, but old enough to remember being hyped for shrek, being barred from watching britney spears slave for you performance at the vmas and all for you by janet jackson clear as day. Obviously i have zero memories of the 90s since i'd say 2001 is really where my memories begin.

No. 2174616

>>2174612
thats awesome, i was born late 2001 so my earliest memory is making an email in 2009. I dont remember anything from the 10s outside all the crazy gamergate culture war bullshit. I actually used to watch shuwu when i was like 14 and i almost became a clone of hers. Awful times.

No. 2174627

>>2174580
This song fucking banged when I was 7

No. 2174628

>>2174606
God I miss the indie pop psychedelic era of the late 2000s/early 2010s. I was born in 1996 too and I was listening to this shit 24/7 between 2008 and 2014. There was literally so much good and addictive indie pop and rock at the time, we were spoiled for pickings for sure. I need to make a playlist with all my favourites because enough time has passed for them to not remind me of my awkward teenage self and just enjoy the nostalgia of the music.

No. 2174629

>>2174602
are you mexican

No. 2174634

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>>2174315

No. 2174644

>in bed, comfy
>watching show on my phone, kind of my little secret
>kissing scene appears, ooh la la
>my catholic mom sneezes, from another room, trumpeting loudly in her sleep
>the wifi connection drops the moment she sneezes, clitblocked
Her power…

No. 2174663

File: 1726971793690.jpg (138.67 KB, 900x900, 1000064623.jpg)

I'm so excited about Christmas.

No. 2174664

>>2174663
I'm excited for both Christmas and Halloween! This time of the year is the best for shopping, great seasonal food, parties, better weather, movies, plus we have Thanksgiving nestled in between all that. I'm not sure if I'll do it but I actually wanted to play some movies for the anons here in October soon. Also thank you for reminding me to get my Christmas gift ideas together now.

No. 2174670

>>2174664
>consoom holiday 1
>condoom holiday 2
>consoom holiday 3
i'm sorry but americans are so clapped with this shit. it's time to do better

No. 2174674

File: 1726972826537.png (159.26 KB, 700x350, image.png)

Just bought these, so excited!

No. 2174678

>>2174670
My life is shit let me have this.

No. 2174679

>>2174670
Oh here's goes Negative fucking Nancy. Also, Thanksgiving isn't even a consoom holiday. What's the consoom part, buying groceries to enjoy with your family?

No. 2174680

>>2174670
not american but i wish we had fun hollydays like that. The only thing we celebrate is news years and christmas and both suck after you turn 18.

No. 2174688

>>2174674
Wait that looks like a delicious combo, you've influenced me

No. 2174704

>>2174670
Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween aren't all about consooming nonny. It's about taking the time to slow down and choosing to enjoy yourself during that short amount of time. Sure there are some people who choose to make it all about consumption but that doesn't really change the origins of our holidays

No. 2174713

fuck youtube for making tamers erase 4 minutes of hot steamy mspaint horse yaoi from his new episode

No. 2174739

Thought about buying a gaming headset, but realised I could make one easy out of a pair of in-ears+ duct tape a flexible boom mic to the side of a pair of earmuffs. Just need to find a decent mic that doesn't sound like I'm talking underwater.

No. 2174755

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/ot/ is my last bastion of real social interaction that isn't shallow pleasantries at work but it feels like all the oldfags are either leaving or only using cow boards these days. maybe it's time to follow suit. never thought i'd grow to hate the off topic boards however they have become a malignant carcinoma of personalityfags, newfags, attentionwhores bordering on being cows themselves. kind of sad that no matter how hard jannies try the culture is changing (for the worse). or maybe i'm getting my period and feeling pensive. who knows.

No. 2174760

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I was going to invest in my art by buying some thot's cosplay sets on gumroad to study and the bitch deleted everything and now you can only get his photosets through patreon. Fuckkkk i hate that this whore knows he's the only male cosplay thot with a nice body so he turbo paywalls everything he does. I just want some sexy pics of men to study i am tired of all the flabby old men and fatties from professional croquis studios.

No. 2174792

>>2174755
Its really plummeted since 2020. When posters state their age as 18 you realize why.

No. 2174800

>>2174792
lockdowns brought a lot of newfags but they seem to have integrated pretty well by now (by some posters' own admission), summer of 2023 was when i noticed it getting bad with the twitterfag & tiktok tourists. narcissistic teenagers are also definitely a problem. still think they should ban vpns, make ban evading at least a little harder. let them seethe in their discords instead of shitting up every board.

No. 2174803

I'm never as relaxed as when I got the perfect setup of pillows on my couch, my tea having just the right amount of flavor and just the right warmth. I felt my entire being just melt into the couch for a moment

No. 2174804

>>2174800
what discord, the official lolcow one or the pull one?

No. 2174808

>>2174800
NTA but maybe we should take inspiration from CC, as shit as it is, and automod certain words that interagrated anons would never use; gyatt, rizz, finna, etc. Unlike CC we have active moderators (except for that 8ish hour time slot) so they can unban any nonnies who have gotten caught and don't hand out random permabans. We should also collectively stop spoonfeeding newfags who don't lurk enough to know how the site operates. Also need to renormalise ignoring bait because anons take it way too easily now and it's fucking annoying. But that might not work and the last time I dreamt about lolcow was one about farmers beating each other to death because they had a infight about pumpkins. Outlook not so good.

No. 2174810

>>2174804
neither, there's one where a lot of our resident personalityfags hang out. must be interesting to be a fly on that wall. what's marginally more annoying are the newfags and idiots who are physically incapable of not replying to bait. scrote raids can be deleted but the embarrassment of watching anons jump to debate them is eternal.

>>2174808
automod might be a good idea actually. related to spoonfeeding, why do farmers even reply to obvious newfags? if they can't be bothered to read the rules or refuse to integrate they can go post on tumblr, why encourage them to stay here? you're on to something, instead of hellweek jannies should host a battle royale where they pay airfare to fly random anons out and film them beating the shit out of each other. i'm glad there's still gems like you here, anon.

No. 2174814

>>2174810
>automod might be a good idea actually
it would be a nightmare, stop trying to turn this site into a maximun security prison just because some anons hurt your feefees

No. 2174819

>>2174814
are you upset because you keep getting banned for rulebreaking, nonnie? surely automod would free up time for farmhands to deal with more important reports. whatever they're using to prevent spam has been wonderful, in case you forgot what the front page used to look like.

No. 2174847

>>2174755
I remember seeing this image a full decade ago, the memories

No. 2174853

>>2174819
take it to /meta/ then

No. 2174857

>>2174755
Infight needs to be a harsher ban the amount of insane replies on someone's unpopular opinion, confession, or vent thread is out of hand. Vent thread probably shouldn't even have replies unless considered supportive. Let it be a drop your thoughts then run sort of thing.

No. 2174858

I wonder what happened to the doodleboard admin to have a meltdown on /meta/ which one of you insulted her husbando.

No. 2174879

>>2174858
She saw a infight in Unpopular Opinions and got upset.
Also unrelated but I was looking through old files and found a screenshot of mine of rancefag on duolicious, my jaw dropped kek.

No. 2174896

>>2174857
Too draconian for the style of this website

No. 2174903

I still listen to cartoon songs. The looney tunes show was taken too soon of the air.

No. 2174915

>>2174760
kemono.su

No. 2174918

>>2174915
already tried its not there

No. 2174922

I think one set of neighbors can hear when I use my sewing machine (she's a lovely loud lady who shakes the table at full speed. I love her so much I could keyboard smash like a retard). But they're arrogant jerks who host loud dance parties well past midnight and have no consideration for other people, so I'm just going to sew my heart out even though it's 4am over here. Anynonny else doing hobbies today?

No. 2174926

>>2174670
>Celebrating culture is forbidden
Kek.

No. 2174928

>>2174926
I feel really bad for that anon is Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas are all consoom central in her view. It doesn't sound like her celebrations are fun for her.

No. 2174936

>>2174760
subscribe to his patreon with a prepaid cc, then don't bother to load it beyond a dollar. Besides trying to subtract the subscription at the end of the month, patreon does not pursue it in any way. They just unsubscribe you if you don't pay
Actually, if you tell me his name I can do it for you and drop his content in a MEGA link.

No. 2174937

>>2174936
its tangtang monster but the fag greedy af so his patreon starts at 3 usd

No. 2174939

>>2174937
ooh hes sexy

No. 2174940

File: 1727006334998.jpg (41.59 KB, 596x628, 343.jpg)

the slaveboy thread in CC is so funny bc what is "a spooky European night"? kekekek

No. 2174942

>>2174939
i know right? and his poses are great for drawing because they are actually dynamic and challenging.

No. 2174943

It's already that time of the year where my AC randomly starts turning on and off and i have to unplug it at night so it doesn't jumpscare me.

No. 2174950

I tossed out all my uncomfortable underwear and it is so freeing! now only good underwear is left

No. 2174951

>>2174937
Kek, greedy slut indeed. Give me an hour nonnie, I'll upload it.

No. 2174956

Sunburnt in September for the first time. I know I should wear sunblock every day but I'm so far north I only needed it for like 2 months. I hate this stupid climate change

No. 2174959

File: 1727007995936.jpg (Spoiler Image,570.73 KB, 1062x800, la creatura.jpg)

>>2174951
you are my life saviour nonny i love you so much!!!. This is the kind of nightmarish monster i have been using in my fig drawing sessions. Bitch built like an expired block of cheese.

No. 2175117

>>2174858
It's embarrassing tbh

No. 2175223

>>2174857
>on someone's unpopular opinion
*on someone's bait/racebait/etc. let's be honest, that's what most of it is

No. 2175260

Is reading comprehension way down around here lately? Are we getting more esl farmers or did some school age retards decide to come hang out?

No. 2175320

I ate a tangerine immediately after drinking some black tea with milk and it tasted like puke, 0/10 wouldn't recommend.

No. 2175335

It's already 1:30 I need to clean

No. 2175366

I don't even know why I'm lurking the psyop thread, I find all 3D men ugly even the so-called conventionally attractive ones.

No. 2175370

I can’t stop eating frozen peanut butter

No. 2175452

>>2175370

But is it good tho

No. 2175468

>>2175452
well yeah I mean it tastes like a cold biscuit

No. 2175576

I cut my hair relatively short some weeks ago, and I thought I'd like it once I get used to it, but I really don't, most of the time. I need something to weigh my hair down, otherwise my hair poofs out to almost shoulder-width, which may make me feel like a Ghibli character, and I do find that funny, but it's not at all what I'm after lol.

No. 2175587

Didn't leave my room the entire day and just rotted. I'm going to see a 4 hr long movie at the cinema tomorrow though, I hope it's good, and afterwards I might stop by a bakery. Pray it doesn't rain on me too much.

No. 2175590

>>2175587
It's good to take a day away from the pressure of life, I hope it makes you feel calm and refreshed at least. Bring an umbrella tomorrow. What movie are you going to see?

No. 2175593

I spent all day sleeping and reading stuff about dead internet theory and AI instead of studying, sewing or reading a book.
Now I have to run errands and have dinner with my bestie.

No. 2175615

My lips got super chapped when I was sick so I slathered shea butter in hopes of a fast healing and holy shit they've never been this smooth.

No. 2175628

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Things are starting to get better after a long time. And maybe for the first time I feel happy about who I am and value myself. I think things are going to be okay nonnies

No. 2175666

Making food

No. 2175667

>>2175628
so happy for you anona, things will get better and better always if you keep with that mindset

No. 2175672

I just ate a peanut butter sandwich

No. 2175715

Tomorrow begins another week, I will start a new short job I got and I will make sure to go early mostly to pass everyone off and maybe become the new "coordinator" of the academy.

No. 2175716

>>2175672
put it in the freezer first next time wink

No. 2175719

eating two chicken sandwiches that i made with fries i put in the air fryer, i got them from trader joes

No. 2175730

>>2175672
Cool

No. 2175755

I want to force amazon to give me a refund so bad for a product I got recently that technically hasn't been working for me, but I've lied so many times to get refunds recently that they'll probably ban me if I keep doing it.

No. 2175760

Im going to get such a bad grade on this assignment but I tried so so hard. I spent hours on it but I just don’t click with the subject. I’ll try to explain it to the professor but I accept my fate.

No. 2175830

Drinking a beer

No. 2175832

>>2175755
have you used any particularly creative lies that you'd share with us? kek i'm always on the lookout for some inspiration

No. 2175834

File: 1727057446138.webm (1.55 MB, 480x852, 1724793414968213.webm)

How it feels to shitpost in the mundane thread

No. 2175836

File: 1727057686308.gif (119 KB, 220x166, 1000018211.gif)

>>2175834
Fuckin' Ty Lee kekk

No. 2175842

>>2175834
The part where he lifts his trouser leg is so funny to me lmao.

No. 2175950

>>2175834
this reminds me that for my 18th birthday i told my mom if we could go to a male strip club to celebrate and she said no. I just wanted to see gay men in police uniforms do crazy monkey tricks like this its not fair.

No. 2175955

>>2175950
>going to a strip club with your mom
Diddy what are you doing here????????

No. 2175957

File: 1727074767923.jpg (155.4 KB, 1200x1800, Australia-The-Tallest-Trees-in…)

its sad that posters arent hand-drawn anymore. I am 100% more enticed to check australia if i see something like this rather than some HD 4k photo of a kangaroo
>>2175955
whos diddy?

No. 2175974

I was given a candle a few months ago that I have been to afraid to use because my room has a lot of flammable decor. Today I gave in and I have it lit while I browse some cow threads, I feel cozy and festive.

No. 2175980

File: 1727078631902.jpg (59.83 KB, 394x271, kek.jpg)

I am glad this site exists, i feel like it made me more confident. I recently fought with a friend and he sent me walls of text trying to threaten me into either ending the friendship or rekindling it under his own terms, past me would have forgave him but i just told him to kill himself and blocked him. I am done with men for good. I am going to start uni soon and i need to spend my time more wisely anyways so i am going to fully focus on art and gayming from now on.

No. 2175987

>>2175980
kek your pic is killing me i love it

No. 2176040

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i used to think that women that could smell when another woman needs to change her pad were full of shit, but i just entered the women's coach in metro and the entire coach smells like a used pad

No. 2176104

i need to clean up my place but i'm so tired ugh i just want to sleep early tonighrt

No. 2176109

I’ve used the same stupid phrase 3 times in the same thread for completely different occasions why am I so retarded

No. 2176112

>>2176040
Sorry that was me I forgot to bring new ones

No. 2176128

File: 1727099304798.gif (379.11 KB, 128x128, 1714319681547.gif)

its not fair, why do i have an mid term assignment due every day this week, is not fair

No. 2176141

i have been listening to this song only for a few days now. it's so real. im done shaping myself and my personality off the men i date, im so embarrassed with myself that i ever did that in the first place.

No. 2176143

>>2176128
Hell on earth

No. 2176158

File: 1727101117463.jpg (221.19 KB, 1572x2048, 1679627603552094.jpg)

Today marks the day i become a furry artist to pay the bills. Wish me luck.

No. 2176161

>>2176158
spineless bitch but i hope you dont fall down the degenerate furfag route drawing feral if so i hope you get your hands broken off by dry ice

No. 2176163

>>2176158
best of luck nona! i hope you get a shit ton of money from these furries

No. 2176164

File: 1727101347296.jpeg (10.04 KB, 279x180, 1641950451058-2.jpeg)

Doing edibles for the first time in months tonight, I'm just gonna watch cartoons and stuff my face but I'm excited nonetheless.

No. 2176165

>>2176158
Praying that you get lots of well-paying regulars with none too many weird fetishes. Godspeed sweet nonna!
ot sorry but I want to yank on his gold fang like an 80s schoolteacher trying to get a loose tooth out. It looks so tuggable.

No. 2176172

I did not sleep at all tonight and I gotta get ready for work in an hour, lol

No. 2176173

>>2176161
nah i plan on drawing vanilla crap
>>2176163
>>2176165
thanks nonnies i just posted my first drawing and i already got 5 faves! i hope its a good omen

No. 2176177

>>2176164
I wish I could be you nonnie, have fun

No. 2176182

File: 1727102476575.png (399.31 KB, 680x680, Ehk9-gHXYAAoh1A.png)

>>2176158
Hustle those furrys for every penny they have nonna.

No. 2176185

>>2176158
Furry is an oversaturated market unless you're drawing pretty evil shit, good luck though

No. 2176188

>>2176173
>5 faves
oh no are you on furaffinty right after it was hacked?

No. 2176191

I woke up and went to work and I was fine,the second I sit at my desk I feel completely exhausted.
>>2176182
Why do furries have so much money and I don't?

No. 2176192

>>2176191
they're all perverted tech moids. sadly a well paying position wasted on human dregs.

No. 2176193

>>2176182
nta but I wasn't even a particularly good artist. 99 percent of the time I used to trace my art from other people's porn. It didn't matter, I would have dozens of furries asking for commissions of their oc's getting fucked, at one point I was out-earning most adults in my third-world country so it's pretty easy to dupe them but you still feel dirty afterward
>>2176185
It depends, unless you're a really talented artist who can perfectly capture their overly complicated oc's, wne you're not you end up resorting to drawing porn commissions

No. 2176207

>>2176177
Thanks nonners, hope you can get your hands on some sometime!

No. 2176214

>>2176188
Yes. What happened to it? Is it not safe anymore?

No. 2176215

File: 1727104022052.jpg (8.79 KB, 275x259, 1648192013166.jpg)

can someone explain the retardation Ned from the Try Guys had when he'd always be saying "my wife" instead of just talking about her by name or literally anything else? because my father does that exact same shit, like i'd have an extension cord above and to the side of my bed back board and he'd insist on moving it further to the side and instead of just saying "i don't want you get electrocuted", he'd say "i don't want my daughter getting electrocuted" to me, if i went off to college in a hurry without telling anyone(unintentionally), instead of saying "why didn't you tell me? i was worried", he'd say "you know i'm really worried about my kids", sometimes i'd do retarded shit like pull on my mother's hair bc i was annoyed, he wouldn't say "stop hurting/hitting your mother", he'd say "stop hurting my wife". he's like troons that they have specific coom trigger words that they like to use bc it gets them aroused just by saying it(stuff like using "girly girl" every other sentence, "euphoria", even mentioning their own "bust") except it gives him some weird moral validation.

No. 2176216

>>2176185
I am doing animations, which is more proffitable even if you arent amazing.

No. 2176232

>>2173348
>poo particles fly out regardless of whether the lid is closed or not
Okay, but if someone beside you is about to have diarrhea, do you want them to to be wearing pants, or to be naked? Because that's why you close the lid.

No. 2176237

>>2176040
Lol, get fucked. I'll never understand why people with underdeveloped sense of smell think that people who actually use their nose are liars. Like a blind person calling a seeing person a liar despite all the evidence.

No. 2176238

>>2176215
Anon, no offense, but unless your dad has exhibited really weird and unhealthy behaviors I think it's strange as fuck to compare him to trannies that coom over being seen as true and honest females. To me it just sounds like something an old fuddy duddy moid would say in a "trying to be silly" way that just became part of his everyday verbiage.

No. 2176242

Accidentally wrote "porn" instead of "pork" on an assignment and turned it in.

No. 2176251

>>2176238
yeah my bad, but he's not trying to be silly when he talks like that, he's being serious, ig it just pisses me off when he talks like that, i feel like some third party.

No. 2176253

>>2176242
it's okay nonnie, ill buy you rat poison

No. 2176271

i love it when youtubers are kind of frank and speak in a manner commensurable to how they would speak irl rather than turning into an internet/tiktok caricature. of herbs and altars is like a parasocial friend to me because of this even when i disagree with her or think she's bonkers or lacking in analysis

No. 2176273

I hate the word "colourway(s)". It invokes rage.

No. 2176300

Just finished work, now I’m taking a dump.

No. 2176301

>>2176215
Having a child like you is a fate worse than death(infight bait)

No. 2176365

Effexor fixed my social anxiety. Thank you Effexor. I have to switch my bed sheets every day because I am sweating at night but I don't have any social anxiety. Or sex drive. Thank you Effexor for making moids useless to me.

No. 2176377

File: 1727112411951.jpg (908.28 KB, 3024x4032, orange cat staring.jpg)

BUMP(do not bump threads)

No. 2176379

File: 1727112435169.jpg (693.87 KB, 1125x1217, done with vidya ready to settl…)

SCROTES AT IT AGAIN(do not bump threads)

No. 2176380

File: 1727112458222.jpg (3.6 MB, 4624x3468, 20240818_141941.jpg)

BUMP BUMP(do not bump threads)

No. 2176387

>>2176379
I know a guy who've been looking like this since he was a teenager. He has always desperately tried to tie down a woman with marriage. He managed to convince some 19 year old but thankfully she realized he had a horrible personality and left him. Now he's just a single balding porn addicted moid. He's been using Tinder to fuck vulnerable poor women I hope one of them babytraps him.

No. 2176394

>>2175590
ayrt I saw "A Brighter Summer Day". It was pretty good, and thankfully it did not rain on me while I was out.

No. 2176413

My arm is still fucked up after an old injury flared up like 48 hours ago. I should probably wear my sling but I hate doing that since people view it as an open invitation to talk to you about health problems. Also it’s ugly.

No. 2176435

File: 1727115740965.jpg (151.4 KB, 1200x1800, mexican-cornbread-1.jpg)

i made chili, mexican cornbread, and glazed broccoli for dinner. i am so stuffed i can barely breathe.

No. 2176439

>>2176435
sounds awesome nonnie, i wish i could have chili someday

No. 2176441

>>2176439
i live in a yuropoor country and all the ingredients for that stuff is accessible here, you can have a go yourself i bet!

No. 2176446

>>2176439
It's super easy to make at home anon, I would give it a try

No. 2176452

>>2176441
nonnie…i can't get beef. kek, but i love your encouragement, its a pity, bc we have literally everything but the beef. would mutton work just as well?

No. 2176456

>>2176452
Any ground meat works for chili. You could also do ground chicken if you have it, chicken is the most popular substitute for chili.

No. 2176457

>>2176435
That sounds incredible. Good job nona.

No. 2176458

>>2176452
India?

No. 2176463

File: 1727116898685.jpg (91.15 KB, 960x960, 7ff96775-e8dd-46d1-8afa-809b90…)

>>2176456
oki nonnie, ill try!

No. 2176477

>>2176457
thanks nonny!
>>2176452
any ground meat, if ground beef is totally inaccessible to you i would suggest ground pork or a mix of ground pork and chicken

No. 2176482

I think I cut my finger on a candy wrapper. It doesn't hurt but I get annoyed with hand cuts cause I can't really touch anything until it stops bleeding and that can take forever

No. 2176493

>>2176482
That's what bandaids are for.

No. 2176512

>>2176493
Did she ask?

No. 2176523

File: 1727121099276.jpeg (27.14 KB, 320x320, IMG_2589.jpeg)

>buys apple fritters from store
>had them before and they tasted weird
>reheats them in airfryer
>tastes like fucking heaven in my mouth
holy shit why haven’t I done this before???? WTFFF

No. 2176531

>>2176512
That's not needed for a reply to a post. What's with the attitude?

No. 2176541

File: 1727121980245.jpeg (354.21 KB, 750x912, IMG_2590.jpeg)

noooooo how tf am i supposed to read funny articles about lolcows now???? why are these websites always ran by broke crackheads kek

No. 2176543

>>2176523
damn I just ate my last apple fritter right before reading this. I could have had it all…

No. 2176546

My instacart driver was in a small light blue convertible, so cute! I love small cars.

No. 2176569

I went thrifting yesterday and got a bunch of cute clothes but some of them are too small for me…might as well go on a diet.

No. 2176591

File: 1727124929997.gif (200.51 KB, 200x136, IMG_4742.gif)

Remembered to take my anxiety meds BEFORE I started to spiral for once

No. 2176607

I swear I just witnessed a time glitch in the matrix. It was 4:57pm, I looked away for a second and it went to 4:59pm. I swear it never it 4:58pm.

No. 2176729

>>2176591
How do I undo the hifive I still got anxiety anyway

No. 2176753

after a decade and a half of crappy devices that could run very old games on lowest setting (mainly used for work and schooling) i got a ryzen 5 laptop! it's not a dedicated gaming laptop and is not built for triple a games but it feels sooo GOOD being able to play the games i love without stutter. it feels great!!! i'm so happy and i think i'm developing a steam game purchase problem haha my wallet is trembling

No. 2176812

File: 1727133538274.jpeg (15.22 KB, 242x239, 1658359599511.jpeg)

i got banned on roblox

No. 2176814

>>2176812
For what.

No. 2176817

>>2176753
Happy for you nona! Tbh I read it as "creepy devices" first and wondered what kind of haunted dumpster diving you got these gadgets from for a minute kek

No. 2176818

>>2176814
being racist

No. 2176823

>>2176818
Ah yeah that's generally frowned upon

No. 2176827

>>2176812
Why you playing roblox

No. 2176838

>>2176812
good now you can stop playing that shit game and play transformice instead

No. 2176840

>>2176814
some asshole destroyed my nest in skyven right as my chicks were about to grow up so i called them a stupid cunt and a retard. then they called me toxic and i said what's really toxic are whatever drugs their mother was taking when pregnant

No. 2176841

File: 1727134357782.jpg (105.06 KB, 616x353, 1000065446.jpg)

>>2176838
What's the point of this game?

No. 2176842

>>2176823
nona you should have asked "in roblox?"

No. 2176843

>>2176818
kek you absolute tard, what did you even say? they usually just censor mean words and people’s names/addresses with asterisks so i wonder what you did

No. 2176844

>>2176840
that is actually worse than what i thought lmao

No. 2176845

>>2176543
buy/make some more it’s worth it

No. 2176847

>>2176841
To have fun.

No. 2176849

>>2176840
is there no way to vpn this???

No. 2176852

>>2176591
congrats nona, i know how difficult that can be, never forget the first step is trying

No. 2176855

File: 1727134572595.jpg (31.99 KB, 736x736, 0130d00ffc01f7fc900ebe6ddb0cf5…)

I recently found out I can't say statistical. It's too many s sounds and I sound like a snack.

No. 2176862

File: 1727135068697.png (251.11 KB, 512x512, Site-community-image (1).png)

>>2176849
probably but i don't care enough to do that. it's a one day ban anyway, i'll just wait
>>2176838
its current state just makes me sad. i want to have a good time not grieve over my childhood
>shit game
i was playing a pretty bird game not some Giant Fat Furry Pregnant Hyena Transformation SUS Race Cart Ride Tycoon okay
>>2176827
because it's fun

No. 2176864

File: 1727135249305.png (106.56 KB, 540x250, 1665562777749.png)

>>2176841
its high iq gameplay. You are a chaman who has to make pathways to get the cheese and end the level. Now the hard part is that you are playing with crayon eating 8yos that sniff glue 9 times out of 10 they will either fuck it up or go AFK out of shame and you wont get the cheese. You can get cute things with cheese like pinkie pie's hair

No. 2176869

>>2176855
i thought that snake had massive titties and was lying on them, i need to stop frequenting the bad art thread

No. 2176870

>>2176869
It's not a snake it's a snack

No. 2176882

>>2176864
>Now the hard part is that you are playing with crayon eating 8yos that sniff glue
nona that sounds exactly like roblox. you're playing a children's game. i'm playing a children's game. we're not so different you and i

No. 2176884

>>2176864
When I played I'd just switch lobbies when it was my turn to be Shaman

No. 2176885

>>2176882
my childrens game is better because i play it

No. 2176887

File: 1727136013168.jpeg (161.6 KB, 900x675, IMG_4496.jpeg)

Keep meeting struggling millennial/late gen x parents who moved from their affordable little flyover cities in Oklahoma and Kansas to my HCoL city “for their lgbtqwtfever+” offspring and I just have to laugh.

I mean, I feel kinda bad because they clearly want to preserve their relationship with their kids, but they literally can’t make ends meet and their dipshit children are ultimately themselves out of future inheritance. Unless they’re clueless little alpha kids, in which I don’t feel bad for their idiot parents at all.

No. 2176894

>>2176887
Should probably have specified their brainrot genderkweer kids, not teen to adult lesbian women.

No. 2176899

File: 1727136452303.gif (3.28 MB, 365x498, leon s kennedy.gif)

drawing male anatomy is so hard no wonder hack artists just slap a dick into a loli and call it a man

No. 2176912

At this point the only thing that could help me sleep is getting knocked out by chloroform

No. 2177006

woman came on train with her 3 kids, maybe 3, 6, and 8 and the moids on the train wouldn't even move so her children could sit (ofc it was all moids sitting down and no women, all the women were standing). bleak

No. 2177029

>>2177006
Men get jealous of kids free female affection and remain bitter douchebags

No. 2177158

Norwegian humor is so dick and ass-oriented

No. 2177172

I will go to sleep now so I can dream nice dreams, please don't let me stay up, anonas.

No. 2177223

>>2177158
yeah I can’t stand the TV here it’s so boring

No. 2177402

I made cookies and I'm usually a great baker but its been 4 hours baking and I can't tell if they suck or I'm just tired. maybe both

No. 2177456

My uni started giving out free tampons and I took one. I've never seen one before in real life kek. I always used pads because tampons scared me and my crazy religious mom wouldn't let me use them anyway. They're only the same width as my finger, I don't know why I was ever scared of them, kek.

No. 2177459

>>2177456
i have never used one either because i dont want anything up there, i just use those reusable pads that are like adult diapers i feel all gugu gaga in that comfy crap

No. 2177466

>>2177456
>>2177459
Me either, I don't bleed enough for one. It kinda sucks cause these days I don't care for pads either.

No. 2177479

>>2177466
same, my periods are super short and thankfully painless. I only had a bad period once and it was awful, i almost fainted from the pain. I have no idea how women with strong periods live with them, literally queen shit.

No. 2177497

I fell on my tailbone 10 years and while I managed the pain decently it came back in full force this weekend out of nowhere. I probably need to replace the doughnut shaped cushion I use at work (almost daily use for the past 3 years) and I definitely need to start exercising.

No. 2177506

>>2177459
Nta but I've never tried tampons even if I have heavy-ish periods. During the first days especially I have this constant strong feeling that I have to expel everything in my lower body so a tampon would feel like I have something stuck in there (I know many people say they don't feel anything but I can literally feel when the blood has to come out). Pads are annoying sometimes but for a couple of days it's fine.

No. 2177507

File: 1727169469219.gif (368.4 KB, 200x200, CaipirinhaDance.gif)

They are giving out 100 free pulls in my fav gacha and i already pulled 2 5 stars i am so, so happy. One of them even has like 2 pixels featuring my husbando. Its been such a rough month so i am happy there is something to cheer me up.

No. 2177556

I've been taking care of my uncle's pug dog and man, the thing was dirty as fuck. The dog was actually my cousin's but she decided to fuck off and leave the dog to my uncle who doesn't want to and doesn't have time to take care of it. I bathed him a month ago and dark brown water came out of him, his face is still full of crusts, he's lost so much greasy hairs and he had fleas. He's pretty thin too. Idk why they don't give him away, many people would adopt a pug. He literally spends all day staring at nothing or sleeping.

No. 2177571

File: 1727176635654.png (Spoiler Image,544.77 KB, 1812x1728, shitily drawn anime catboy.png)

>>2174951
nonny never delivered…wah

No. 2177589

I'm on a discord server for an event I'lll attend soon. One guy recently trooned out and of course he is fishing for asspats. Luckily people ignored him for the most part.

No. 2177629

I got a cow print phone case to always be reminded of you nonnies

No. 2177642

day 1 no coffee, only a mild headache, i can do this

No. 2177653

File: 1727181986133.jpg (229.8 KB, 1143x415, dumb whore.jpg)

>>2174937
What's his problem?

No. 2177657

>>2177158
examples?

No. 2177666

File: 1727182517629.jpg (83.31 KB, 900x600, look back.jpg)

watched picrel in the cinema today and ended up crying so hard. i felt bad for a couple that were seated near me for having to hear me sobbed.

No. 2177673

>>2177653
such a vile slut and yet acts like he's some valuable treasure to be cherished, know your worth, scrote

No. 2177714

I love my vanilla lip balm it smells so good

No. 2177916

>>2177657
I watched the show Norsemen and most of the jokes are about gay sex, dick jokes or someone getting peed on

No. 2177940

File: 1727201953093.jpg (11.38 KB, 275x183, images.jpg)

Just ate onigiri. Bet you wish you were me.

No. 2177944

File: 1727202129622.gif (1.74 MB, 480x270, FABULOUSSSS.gif)

playing old Pewdiepie Outlast videos as background but GOD is it painful to endure, not just bc of the ancient cringe humor but bc i just keep getting reminded of the 2010s, i was retarded, i was a loser, i had exactly 2 friends but hell be damned i was happy, i wish i'd gotten into gaymes and making online friends so i could have memories of the 2010s beyond watching a bisexual Swede yell in an effeminate Spanish accent.

No. 2177947

>>2177944
proof of his bisexuality?

No. 2177951

>>2177714
What kind is it? I need a good lip balm

No. 2177952

i’m sooo tired and wanna take a nap, but i gotta get ready by 2 hrs from now to visit my sis and her new baby in the hospital and those just arent good napping time hours, not to me

No. 2177953

and it’s fucking raining!! must… resist… urge..to..close..eyes

No. 2177955

>>2177947
she literally just attached a gif as proof

No. 2177957

>>2177955
Has he fucked a male

No. 2177960

>>2177947
>>2177955
kek, it's not just that, he makes way too jokes about gay shit to be completely hetero

No. 2177975

>>2177957
cinamontoastken? or the green Irish pewdiepie?

No. 2177992

File: 1727204393933.png (160.93 KB, 1620x1160, C4e1gvfW8AAO-KY.png)

>>2177947
>>2177957
>im not gay Marzia, it's okay, you don't need to go on LC to know that

No. 2177993

>>2177992
could you say it to my face next time?

No. 2177997

File: 1727204739877.jpg (136.21 KB, 960x960, fcd6239a28fda6af2455cdb7b16a39…)

>>2177993
>I'm not gay! I swear, Marzia!!

No. 2177999

>>2177997
Please spoiler this hideous scrote.

No. 2178001

>>2177993
Leave him marzia date me instead I'll give you all the clay in the world to make your cute sculptures with

No. 2178002

>>2177997
Whatever… I hear your sleeptalking

No. 2178031

>>2177960
nta but that was the style of humour at the time(and still is now)

No. 2178038

>>2177960
he made obvious jokes at the expense of himself and gay people by pretending to be a bit flamboyant and gay, it's 2010s humor and doesn't mean he's bi or gay. Straight men still do it as a joke and it's a 50/50 if they get cancelled for transphobia or if they get "yass queen":ed by woke people these days

No. 2178056

>>2178038
>>2178031
omg idc, he's faggy lemme call him a fag

No. 2178061

>>2177951
nta but glossier birthday balm and burt's bees vanilla bean are two of my favorite vanilla lip balms

No. 2178147

>>2175957
It's Donkey Kong's nephew from Mario.

No. 2178180

I act stupid to be funny sometimes but I wonder if people think I'm actually retarded but are too polite and woke to say anything

No. 2178190

File: 1727213650109.jpg (27.64 KB, 378x266, IMG_20240924_232933.jpg)

My cat was playing with his brush kicking it around and now I can't find it to groom him
He's grooming himself right now which I hate because he'll cough up furballs on the couch

No. 2178221

>>2178190
My boy loooooves his scalp brush similar to that one. It’s not very effective on his long hair but I guess it feels nice. For any anons with long hair cats, especially if they resist being brushed, I can’t recommend the Philocomb E3 highly enough. Kinda pricey for a little comb but worth every penny. I’ve had mine like 8 years and use it daily. They make versions for short hair cats but I’ve only ever used the E3 and it’s great on long and short hair imo.

Sorry for sperg, I love cats.

No. 2178231

I just purchased so many things, someone please confiscate my card and the ability to online shop from me. I won't even post my whole haul, but I can tell you I bought 14 1oz bottles of fragrance oil and I'm still not done because I need a blueberry scent and the store i purchased from didn't have it kek.

No. 2178309

they got my burger king order wrong and yet despite all circumstances i’m still eating that bullshit anyways
and it’s not even that spicy either!

No. 2178323

>>2177992
yooooo you’re giving me ideas for tarot questions, gonna light up my candle and see how much you famous youtuber scrotes are actually faggots in disguise

No. 2178349

>>2178323
This seems fun
What tarot cards represent faggotry?
The two of wands?

No. 2178375

WFH sucks but it does come with perks. Like being able to tell my boss I'm gonna be late cause I'm having tech issues, when in reality it's cause I dropped the frozen chicken nuggets I made less than 20 mins before work and needed time to make and eat a new batch.

No. 2178401

I’m hungry but have no food other than tortillas, condiments, and cottage cheese

No. 2178403

I haven't done JACK SHIT for work to show my boss tomorrow morning. Oops!

No. 2178418

File: 1727224728519.png (443.46 KB, 520x519, 1000016623.png)

>>2177960
he also used to make a ton of rape jokes nonna..makes me wonder

No. 2178433

>>2177653
he's like the only male costhot that delivers quality photosets to be fair. Men have so easy, every weeb women and their moms are posting thrist traps nowadays.

No. 2178435

>>2178401
I thought you said condoms at first

No. 2178440

>>2178401
If you had some meat, you could blend the cottage cheese as a makeshift sour cream and put it together with the tortillas to make ghetto tacos

No. 2178473

>>2178435
I have those too but I’m pretty sure eating them would be really bad.
>>2178440
No meat because I’m a lame vegetarian. Oh shit, you reminded me I have a frozen bag of Beyond Meat steak strip things I’ve been holding onto to eventually make Philly cheesesteaks but I might have to break into it now.

No. 2178500

>>2178473
I vote for condom taco

No. 2178543

>>2177992
I miss her videos so bad especially her very old ones.

No. 2178571

Stupid ass ai chat not letting me know how to summon a demon, does it really thinks I'm going to do it? I'm just curious.

No. 2178597

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i dont know if its dunning krueger or if i am legit getting better at drawing but i feel much more comfortable drawing now

No. 2178618

I just spoke with a man with the last name Lesbo.

No. 2178642

>>2178618
Wow, that’s cultural appropriation

No. 2178706

Everything is just very cozy in this moment. I'm also incredibly far ahead on Christmas shopping because I can never afford to splurge all at once or even isolated to a single season, so I start handmaking items and shopping in June each year (except last, and YIKES it SUCKED it was STRESSFUL)

No. 2178732

I took my cat to the vet and he got officially diagnosed with being an attention whore.

No. 2178842

>>2178418
that just reminded me of when people found out Marzia's parents named their dogs Benito (after Mussolini) and Claretta (after Mussolini's mistress) and quoted him on Facebook kek.

No. 2178893

I wish my cats would let me get comfortable in bed before climbing all over me. It’s a bit hard to properly get under the overs and get my head on the pillow with two hairy scary buddies trying to pin me down.

No. 2178936

>>2168370
Just found out that fujos have been masturbating to gay porn this whole time? My and my best friend have both been fujos since middle school, but she only yesterday mentioned masturbating to her yaoi stash in passing. I looked confused and then she looked confused and asked me the fuck was I doing while watching gay shit? Nothing! Then she asked me whether I was just sitting in a dark room no lights watching gay porn like a serial killer. No one told me that masturbating to gay porn was something I could even do. Should I? Now I feel like a fake fujo

No. 2178938

>>2178936
are you autistic anon genuine question

No. 2178939

>>2178936
Gross. Stop watching gay porn and leaking fujo cringe everywhere.

No. 2178968

>>2178936
how is this in any way mundane? cant you autistic fucks stay in your tard zone?

No. 2178979

>>2178936
I think you posted in the wrong thread anon…

No. 2178982

>>2178221
Oh tysm nona! I'll have to try this, or at least a similar brush. It's always a battle to the death when I brush my cat, and I can never do a good enough brushing.

No. 2178985

>>2178936
It's kinda odd to call yaoi gay porn, it makes it sound like you're watching actual 3dpd porn. Unless that's what you meant?

No. 2179018

i dl my fitness pal 10 minutes ago and i already overate its so over before it even started

No. 2179025

I ordered a bunch of glass eyes for crafting on taobao using a proxy and the proxy sent me a photo of every single pair I bought. I feel so bad kek

No. 2179039

Youtube keeps showing ads for baby shit despite not having put my age and gender anywhere, these are some incredibly shittily targeted ads since I've only been watching Dark Souls videos.

No. 2179040

i have macaroni cheese

No. 2179058

I'm so sleepy, it's unreal.

No. 2179226

>>2179025
I don't understand. Did you get the eyes, or did the proxy keep them?

No. 2179248

Frog themed forest bathroom is best possible bathroom theme.

No. 2179254

>>2179248
Show us a picture nona.

No. 2179292

I just watched a hot wheels commercial and the one kid had a normal little boy voice but they gave the girl a voice higher than nyanners with anime effect it was weird as fuck

No. 2179295

>gets MacBook Air as a gift
>buys no screen or keyboard protector for it, damages it to the point it's unusable
>buys way cheaper HP laptop
>makes sure to buy screen and keyboard protector, and a case for the outside
I would put myself in the dumbass thread if I could

No. 2179296

>>2179040
But do you have macaroni noodles?

No. 2179331

I'm at some fancy dinner I don't care for with people who're drunk and I don't fit in (no shade at drinking, I just can't drink bc on meds) and it sucks. I should probably go back indoors

No. 2179334

>>2179296
do not call them noodles to me. they are pieces of paster

No. 2179337

>>2179331
>t.

No. 2179379

>>2179337
She dropped that one popular song in 2015 and never became relevant again.

No. 2179403

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I was rejected for a job I really wanted on Monday morning. All I can do is keep going and keep trying. I won't take no for an answer goddammit

No. 2179406

>>2176862
NTAYRT but oooh a roblox nonna. what games do you usually play? roblox is a game my devices can handle so i'm on it alot, especially smt like restaurant tycoon or games that are very much based on existing ones. (though i do not interact with anyone but a friend and my brothers on it since the playerbase are all underage lol) in all honesty i really like just dressing my roblox avatar up.

No. 2179412

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Help me choose nonnies
>plaid I've been developing a slight obsession with and would work perfectly in my apartment
>limited edition sailor moon blazer I already have pictured a few outfits with
Both are the exact same price, I can only have one

No. 2179415

>>2179412
Blazer.

No. 2179417

>>2179412
Is plaid the blanket?

No. 2179418

>>2179412
>>2179412
ngl having a comfy blanket is way more valuable than a sailor moon jacket

No. 2179419

>>2179412
what fabrics are these? the blazer looks cool but fuck pokyester

No. 2179423

>>2179403
Love your attitude, nona! Keep at it!

No. 2179430

>>2179403
Damn, me too. It took me forever to even get an interview because I have really limited job history and haven’t worked in years. I was so hopeful because the interviewer seemed to like me. I’m lame and cried for days but now I’m back to applying for shit. Best of luck to you!

No. 2179431

>>2179412
blazer's clapped, get the delicious blanket which you can wrap yourself in all winter

No. 2179432

>>2179412
One of those is limited edition and the other is not
Get the blazer get it NOW

No. 2179434

Who else is here scrolling on their lunch break while eating? This has become my comfort routine

No. 2179436

>>2179432
test

No. 2179438

>>2179412
Blazer. You can always get a comfy blanket that looks similar at anytime

No. 2179440

>>2179430
>>2179403
Someone's rejection is your protection. Perhaps that job wouldn't have been good for you and something divine is redirecting you to a better path. And always lie on your resume.

No. 2179464

The beating heart in my old teddy bear started glitching out and purring which woke me up so I had to do a surgery on it and take it out. Hope it doesn’t mind..

No. 2179517

>>2179412
Plaid. The blazer is fucking ugly.

No. 2179522

I'm setting up a new computer and chrome keeps trying to force me to use profiles even when I uncheck "show on startup". It's literally pissing me off so bad, I never had this issue before.

No. 2179531

>>2179522
Samefag, I fixed it omg fuck you Google.

No. 2179561

>>2179440
I’m afraid to lie on my resume because I’ve literally never operated a cash register before. I’ve only played in orchestras so I haven’t even been submitting my resume lately.

No. 2179570

>>2179561
If you're applying to a big retail store or restaurant just go on YouTube and search "[insert company name] cashier training". When you lie, you just have to study what you're lying about. Also, consider taking courses and getting certifications online so you'll be able to pad your resume with more skills and eventually make it past restaurant/retail type jobs

No. 2179579

I'm from a med country but man, is olive oil disgusting. The factories smell worse than the goat farms and waste water facilities combined. I wish butter wasn't so unhealthy, it tastes like heaven. I also love pan fried sheep tail fat, you're supposed to eat it with a little bread. I think it's the continental climate, you couldn't grow tomatoes in my hometown even with specialised tech. The cuisine culture couldn't be further from Mediterranean. The mountains and the snow change you so much, they're so powerful

No. 2179662

>>2179412
blazer, you can get the blanket any other time

No. 2179710

>>2174959
>>2177571
Sorry I'm still trying to deliver nonnie, my laptop just shits itself everytime I try to upload them all to Mega. I also scaped his twitter and ig as consolidation once I found a way to get it to finish uploading. Also that drawing is not shitty nonna, very nice.

No. 2179714

>>2179710
you are lovely nonny thank you so much.

No. 2179724

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Its been 3 months since the last uploaded chapter of my favourite comfort manga. I am going insane.

No. 2179738

>>2179570
Thanks, I didn’t think about that. I actually am studying to get medical coding certification but it’s taking me forever and I need a part time job in the meantime.

No. 2179751

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>>2179403
Ganbatte, my dear anon! Don't give up

Also, random but I just had to tell you that I love bjenny montero lol

No. 2179810

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Seeing my husband fall for one of those “primitive building” style channels gave me the ick so bad I had to leave the room. Especially after I said those videos are staged and he doubled down.

No. 2179814

I just had to hold my breath for a full straight minute. 60 full reasons.

No. 2179816

>>2179810
why do you guys always date massive retards

No. 2179825

I wonder what happened to pakichan, she used to post on here all the time and now she is gone. I haven't seen any of her posts recwntly these couple of months.

No. 2179832

>>2179825
Please don’t summon personality fags

No. 2179833

>>2179810
Im not gonna lie, I actually kind of like those videos. I know theyre not real but there's a small part of me that wants to build a mud hut in the jungle and live off nature, even though I'm 100% aware that I'd be mauled by a jaguar on day one

No. 2179837

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>>2179810
>ouran high school host club picture
>husband
>putting up with his caveman interests
>literally can’t stand being in the same room with him

you’re stressing me out, just going to pretend that this is just one of those fake stories anons love to use so they can larp as a doormat online and keep it pushing

No. 2179843

File: 1727323431900.jpg (139.39 KB, 699x1004, 1696454267124888.jpg)

>woaw i am feeling the gains i am actually improving in art!!
>try to draw something
>it looks like it was drawn by a 5yo crayon eating toddler
back to the drawing board it is

No. 2179845

>>2179837
>picture of Dee from "It's Always Sunny" in the episode where she's miserable and eating trash cake
Sorry for the state of your life, anon.

No. 2179848

>>2179825
she got drafted in the pakistan vs india online wars. She was noticed for her shitposting talent and was sent to the front line, and is probably angry and dehydrated in a musty office room right now.

No. 2179850

>>2179845
would you rather have a former fat fujoshi with a nigel or a stacy that downs liquor and smokes cigs, hard pick i know but i think i could seranade you with my beautiful croaky voice

No. 2179851

>>2179848
why is the indian dad exposing his man tits in the first few seconds of the video? massive whore

No. 2179854

>>2179848
she was probably one of the main soldiers in the ex-muslim civil war of 2023-2024. i swear i feel like i knew someone like pakichan

No. 2179855

>>2179850
nta but nothing about anons post implies shes a fujo. They really live rent free in your mind.

No. 2179858

>>2179825
became vargs second wife and is teaching him about online safety thats why his thread is dead he's being tardwrangled by her so he stops shitposting and tends his kids

No. 2179859

>>2179850
>former fat fujoshi
>Sweet Dee
>totes a Stacy and not a BIRD
lol cope in your misery

No. 2179860

>>2179850
People who make drinking and drugs their whole personality are insufferable.

No. 2179862

>>2179851
look up pakistan zindabad in yt shorts for lots of "wat"

No. 2179865

>>2179862
i regret shitting on AI, this is clearly art

No. 2179876

I feel a lot of pain watching these videos

No. 2179878

>>2179832
Anon she she hasn't been here in months. No one is summoning her.
>>2179848
>>2179858
Funny, but does anyone know what actually happened to cause her to stop posting?

No. 2179880

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I should be drawing but i cant concentrate so i am going to watch duckman aka good bojack

No. 2179884

>>2179880
KEK this is so nichee

No. 2179887

>>2179859
i rather take the alcohol over the primitive pool watching nigel, thanks but you’re always free to kill yourself instead of being retarded
>>2179860
nobody cares, you’re on lolcow you’re practically talking to a bunch of druggies and alcoholics

No. 2179890

>>2179884
thank god the day duckman gets rediscovered by zoomies i am commiting arson

No. 2179896

>>2179890
they’ve probably clicked on a rebeltaxi video because of their hazbin hotel digital circus internet cartoon algorithm slop recommended his videos and now they know what it is kek

No. 2179898

File: 1727325712087.gif (114.89 KB, 80x80, 1654814382540.gif)

>>2179887
>you’re on lolcow you’re practically talking to a bunch of druggies and alcoholics
Speak for yourself. You gonna double-down on that next shot of whiskey too, misery-chan?

No. 2179899

>>2179887
jesus you are absolutely insufferable

No. 2179901

>>2179896
as long as it doesnt hit tiktok its fine. I can see tifs making duckman with titty scars fanart.

No. 2179902

There’s this ancient Kiki Kannibal parody YouTube video I think about all the time and I miss it. I don’t even remember details except it was a dude pretending to be her saying “I’m Kiki Kannibal uh uh uh uh various noises” and drinking something out of a soda can then pretending to purge into a toilet. I’m sure it’s lost to time due to the Ostrengas being insane but I sure do miss the silly days of YouTube.

No. 2179904

>>2179898
fuck scrotes on jahhhhhhhh

No. 2179905

>>2179901
kekkk

No. 2179913

I have an expensive clothing package coming in the mail today but it's being delivered by one of those weird third party services so it will probably get delivered at like 1am (I've had a delivery from them that late before) and I'm so impatient right now. Thankfully I'm a night owl.

No. 2179927

Forgot my VPN set my location to the Netherlands. Just had an out of body experience attempting to understand what was being said in a microwaveable empanada ad entirely in Dutch

No. 2179933

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I recently met the frontman/guitarist of one of my favorite bands, who also happen to be hugely influential even if somewhat lesser known. Anyway, in my case meeting my hero went amazing! He was very kind and took a silly photo with me, and I have just been happy about it for days.

No. 2179937

>>2179927
The Dutch have empanadas? As my middle school science teacher told me when he saw my Dutch ass last name “if you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much!”

No. 2179943

>>2179937
Apparently?? I thought Mexican food wasn't really a thing in Europe. Combined with how Dutch sounds like something I should understand but don't and every third word being "empanada" I thought I was having a stroke

No. 2179944

>>2179943
empanadas are from spain and latam mostly, never heard of dutch emapanadas

No. 2179946

>>2179937
Not traditionally.

No. 2179948

>>2179933
This is so nice to hear, when you about people meeting celebrities they tend to be huge assholes, I'm so glad it went well in your case!

No. 2179957

I made plans to hang out with a friend today but i don't want to go, i want to stay comfy in my neet cave and draw.

No. 2179967

>>2179957
I think go out and then the neet time at home will be extra comfortable and relaxing. At least that's how it is for me

No. 2179989

I think next time I see my optometrist I'll ask about prescription contacts, but I'm honestly a bit scared to get in the contact game. What if they get stuck behind my eye or something?

No. 2179993

what do you guys think of bald men

No. 2179995

>>2179993
I will not date balding men. If he is bald, he better have a damn good face for it and a family history of having long hair. Otherwise, most moids look sad and stupid when they're bald.

No. 2180010

My friend's rabbit is very long when it stretches out. Long bnuy

No. 2180011

>>2179993
It’s ok if its by choice and he can grow it back

No. 2180018

>>2179993
No thanks

No. 2180058

>>2179993
Disgust, I'm only attracted to men with long hair anyway, I would dump a guy on the spot if he shaved it off.

No. 2180087

>>2179724
what manga

No. 2180094

>>2179993
Certified faggot

No. 2180096

>>2180087
Akebi chan. Shit tier plot but its my dream artstyle. I would draw so many husbandos if i had hiro's skill.

No. 2180108

>>2179993
My sister's bf secretly got a hair transplant because he was going bald. All moids should be like him.

No. 2180115

I see irritating upsetting shit online by moids, come to LC and feel comforted among my fellow women

No. 2180190

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Does anyone have sfw cow recs to read while on the train? i got like an 1:30 of travelling and i absolutely despise taking the train

No. 2180207

>>2180190
Stefany Lauren in /w/.

No. 2180221

>>2180207
>Originally she was popular in the Star Wars community for her likeness to Daisy Ridley, who plays Rey. However, when people realized that she was literally photoshopping Daisy's face on top of hers, they got annoyed and she was pushed out
this is gold, thank you

No. 2180223

>>2179993
I was in love with The Rock as a child and have been attracted to handsome bald men ever since. Key word being handsome. He must take care of himself, have a good face, etc. Funnily enough mr.clean scared me as a kid.

No. 2180225

>>2180223
>the rock
>handsome

No. 2180237

>>2180225
I'm sorry nona I was only 4, I couldn't help who I loved or found handsome.

No. 2180238

>>2180225
the de/g/ens haven’t been bullied enough, we need to start bullying them again like we did a few years ago

No. 2180263

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>koopa gets cowtipped
>hoomie gets cowtipped
>bossman gets ratted and goes to jail
why cant i have one single thing in my life? i just want to laugh at retards. At least i still have shaynus, jill and fanny.

No. 2180273

>>2180263
I'm going to miss him so much, this is like Andrew Dobson being cast out of the internet all over again.

No. 2180281

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>>2180273
> this is like Andrew Dobson being cast out of the internet all over again.
dont remind me, he would be t4t bimbo tranny cat girl by now if he didn't have good parents. There are so few genuine lolcows left.

No. 2180282

>>2180263
this is your sign to get some other hobbies

No. 2180283

>>2180282
I liked to draw while watching bossman streams, now its over

No. 2180284

>>2180263
Maybe you should find a mate?

No. 2180286

>>2180284
i already have an husbando

No. 2180359

I want to make random phone wallpapers, do any of you want one? Tell me a few colors, a vibe or theme and I can make you silly picsart wallpaper.

No. 2180438

There is a guy that looks exactly like skinny nikocado sitting right in front of me. I am scared.

No. 2180446

>>2180359
Can you make me one with cool ass witches?

No. 2180447

>>2180359
Lesbian Tsundere. Kuromi. Green.

No. 2180458

The only time my MIL texts me is to ask me if I want Mac n Cheese from Chic Fil A. If I say yes, she drops it off at my apartment. Before today, the last time she texted me was in June, also to drop off Mac n Cheese. Is my MIL autistic?

No. 2180471

>>2180359
A cool, futuristic or space themed wallpaper. Blue or other dark colours.

No. 2180486

>>2180359
I love this idea, nona.
Orange, dark blue, greens, pinks. Beach at sunset, last days of summer vibes.

No. 2180537

File: 1727373416569.jpg (502.37 KB, 1080x1838, 1000066096.jpg)

>>2180446
I hope this migration of witches is cool, nonnie.

No. 2180573

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>>2180447
I hope you like it, nonna.

No. 2180585

>>2180573
This made me happily laugh. Tysm nonnie

No. 2180658

File: 1727376123825.jpg (970.49 KB, 1080x2160, 1000066102.jpg)

>>2180471
These one has dark colors.

No. 2180665

>>2180658
Thank you nonnie, I love it, so cute and nostalgic ♥

No. 2180691

I have a brand new sewing machine sitting in a box for over a year because I'm intimidated. I took a sewing class over 10 years ago and can't remember a thing, and for some reason my brain doesn't want to focus on YouTube tutorials to teach me how. Ugh

No. 2180697

My uni made me do that dumb MBTI personality test shit, even paid some guy to talk about it. I didn't think normies think that's some legitimate test.

No. 2180700

>>2180691
I hear this same exact thing from every woman with a sewing machine that doesn't know the basics of sewing with the machine. Why is it so daunting? Just look up tutorials of your specific machine, get comfortable with the machine's abilities, then find a tutorial on how to make a reusable grocery bag or something. Cmon nonnie. I know you can do it.

No. 2180710

File: 1727378206153.jpg (891.93 KB, 1080x1917, 1000066118.jpg)

>>2180486
I hope you like it nonnie.

No. 2180729

>>2180359
I think it was you who made a phone bg for me before and I still use it

No. 2180751

>>2180710
It's perfect. Thank you nonnie

No. 2180808

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I may not have it all but today I found an actual pepper when I thought my pepper plant would never give me any.

No. 2180854

>>2180691
Learn how to thread it and you can quickly start farting around testing out different stitches on scrap fabric. If you get it out of the box and set up hopefully that’ll motivate you.

No. 2180874

Hopped on the scale today for the first time in months, and I weighed way less than I expected! Nice.

No. 2180882

>>2180691
Just get it out of the box and set it up where you want to sew nonny. Babby steps. We'll be here when you're ready to thread it.

No. 2180889

>>2179833
Me too nona, I'd build one if I owned land, just to hang out in.

No. 2180919

>>2179993
Shouldn't exist

No. 2180945

File: 1727384728309.jpg (12.96 MB, 5435x6732, 58936454_ This month's reward …)

>>2174760
>>2179714
Alright, here you go finally! It's from oldest to newest. In case you're wondering, I didn't accidentally download thumbnails from his patreon, he just sometimes shooped them so bad that they're blurry kek.
https://mega.nz/folder/nGpEzAyR#rMv0WL-_L8yAQBoe0d0CWg

No. 2180953

its fucking BED TIME nonas!!!!!!!!

No. 2180983

File: 1727385490827.png (708.19 KB, 768x404, bedtime.PNG)

>>2180953

No. 2180989

Why can I hear my neighbor upstairs having sex so clearly? I'm going to hear moid sex noises very soon and I'm not happy about that.

No. 2180990

>>2180953
No it's not, it's 18:21

No. 2180992

I'm getting my braces off tomorrow nonas. wish me luck!

No. 2180994

>>2180992
Best of luck nonnie!

No. 2181029

>>2180919
Such a lonely day…

No. 2181032

My cat has recently been having nightmares. She wakes up in the middle of the night and meows that low, loud meow that all you cat owners know signals fear. Last night, she was meowing like that and then she ran and jumped right next to me on my bed and she got onto my chest and loafed and I had to comfort her for a few minutes. It felt fake because I didn't realize cats could be so child-like in that it felt like a kid saying "waahh, I need to sleep with mom because I had a bad dream". It was so weird. It's strange how so many animals like to be comforted with cuddles.

No. 2181048

i had a big soda today and no wonder people who drink it all the time get so fat kek. i'm at my calorie limit and im still starving.

No. 2181049

>>2180994
Thank you lovely! I'm a bit nervous but excited to have a stain free matcha latte keke

No. 2181056

>>2181048
Right? How hard is it to just drink normal water? Sodas, coffees and any other drinks should be an occasional treat. Most people are constantly dehydrated because they drink shit like coke all the time. That shit won't hydrate you.

No. 2181097

>>2180992
Congratulations! It’s such a weird slimy feeling to have your teeth flat against the inside of your mouth again. Be sure to wear your retainer and if it ever breaks get a new one ASAP.

No. 2181206

I was gonna get doordash today just for a storm to hit my area. Oh well.

No. 2181264

There's this frozen pizza brand that doesn't have seed oils or gluten that works really well at filling me up. I've just been eating the entire container as my main meal for the day and I don't find myself craving anything else. I've tried protein shakes, meat, potatoes, but this works much better. It's surprising for me because nothing else has made me feel as satiated. I'm doing CICO. Weird, but good.

No. 2181332

>>2180945
>21 GB file
nta BUT BLESS YOU NONAAA

No. 2181343

The squirrel I feed is getting bold I thought she was going to walk into my house when I was carrying in groceries

No. 2181349

I was literally just getting ready for a shower, I even put my hair up in a bun and everything, just to realize I ran out of bat soap REEEEEEEEEESEEE. Brb going to the corner store.

No. 2181353

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Since black people are called black and white people are called white, as a child, I always thought that half black and white people should be called "gray" just for the color naming. I felt like that would clear up a lot of identity confusion with them.

No. 2181360

>>2181353
>Identity confusion
No idea why people always claim this. I don't know a single confused grey(kek) person

No. 2181362

>>2181360
Logic acted very confused or at least angsty about it.

No. 2181368

>>2181353
this is what the squakel robbed us of

No. 2181370

>>2180945
god bless you queen i promise i will draw some hot ass husbandos

No. 2181389

>>2181264
It’s probably higher volume than the other things you mentioned and leaves your stomach slower due to having more fiber.

No. 2181412

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>>2180945
NONA DELIVERS.

No. 2181562

>>2180359
Something with strawberries please~

No. 2181579

Haven't slept in over 24 hours, the insanity is kicking in…

No. 2181590

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>>2181562
Strawberry tea party.
>>2180751
>>2180729
>>2180665
>>2180585
I'm glad you all liked yours, nonnies.

No. 2181612

Been having a really shit week, ordered a cake for myself. I'll come update when it's here later in the day.

No. 2181684

File: 1727414248871.png (27.71 KB, 234x240, bear hug.png)

>>2180945
NONA YOU ARE MY HERO TAKE MY SOULLLLLLLLLLLLL

No. 2181722

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is my nausea being caused by lack of sleep, stress, or that mutton i may not have prepared right? who knows?

No. 2181725

>>2180945
singlehandedly proving taiwan number one

No. 2181907

File: 1727424103403.gif (414.25 KB, 488x498, 1000011294.gif)

Sleeping on the floor is good for you. It's natural. It's healthy. It's fun. I have one night of the week where I bring out my floor mattresses, gather my comfiest pillows and blankets, get a few books, sketchbook, movie going on my laptop, and scroll lolcor and youtube. Occasionally pausing to read a bit or draw. It's so much fun. It's like a sleepover but with myself and I will miss out on plans sometimes because I just can't miss out on my floor nights lmfao. I also like to take an edible too sometimes. My cat will chill with me as well; he loooves floor night because I always use his favorite blanket so he'll be making hella muffins.
I just had to sperg about floor night. I will never give it up.

No. 2181914

>>2181907
I need to have a floor sleepover with you nonnie

No. 2181955

>>2181907
I’ve probably slept on the floor more than the bed this year. It’s so cozy but spacious

No. 2182012

My power just went out cause of a storm, but at least my phone is charged and my laptop is at half battery. I kept telling myself I needed to buy more candles and a battery pack just in case and I didn't, ugh. I think I have some battery operated lights and a few old candles though, plus the sun will rise soon anyway.

No. 2182014

>>2180945
nonnie, you're amazing truly, a woman for the women, the nonnie for the nonnies

No. 2182042

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why was i walking alongside an ex-friend trying to get ahead of her unironically thinking "notice me when im ignoring you bitch"

No. 2182045

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Having some coffee while watching true crime vids, after that i am going to study art using that male ethot pics nonny provided. Today's going to be good.

No. 2182051

>>2182045
and you deserve it queen

No. 2182052

>>2182012
This post gives off Florida energy.

No. 2182092

>>2181907
i really really like this. what mattress do you use to sleep on the floor?

No. 2182096

I just got done washing the dishes and now I'm eating ice cream… pretty mundane if I might say.

No. 2182128

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the coke oreos taste like medicine

No. 2182155

>>2182128
i don't understand many oreo flavors. mint, okay. peanut butter, alright. but some things just don't mix.

No. 2182298

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i told my granny i was going to cook for her today but i ended up ordering food

No. 2182314

>>2181914
You are invited any time my nonna
>>2181955
JEALOUS, the floor is so comfy! Back sleeping is whatever on my bed but on the floor it's so damn cozy.
>>2182092
I have two cheapo temu floor mattresses I just stack for maximum coziness. One is a firmer three-fold floor mattress with structure and the one on top is one of those fluffy ones to use on top of beds. I hope you enjoy the wonders of floor nights nonna.

No. 2182381

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I’ve been wanting to wear my virgin hair color and cut all the colored bits off for a long time but I was afraid of having super short hair, but I finally bit the bullet and now have hair like pic rel and surprisingly nobody gives a fuck. Idk what I was worried about lmao

No. 2182408

>both bosses are out today
>do a cursory walk around the office
>nobody is fucking working
>i have a big project i could do in an hour that isn’t due until wednesday, next week
i guess today is a shitpost day

No. 2182492

My crush sent me a message, now watch me fuck it all up because I'm an emotionally unavailable avoidant.

No. 2182502

>>2182381
Imo pixie hair cuts make softer features even more soft somehow and on the other hand sharper features even more sharp. I love girly girls with pixies and buzz cuts, they’re so cute and GNC women with pixies and buzz cuts too!

If you’re beautiful you’re going to be beautiful even bald nonna kek. It’s your face that carries.

No. 2182551

>>2181612
this is queen shit nona, i hope you feel better soon

No. 2182559

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I was feeling sad and anxious last night so I decided to give Smiling Face a shot. I watched both seasons and uh… I didn't quite care for it, I don't really get why people are so charmed by it. But also, lying in bed with the rain hitting the window while watching something that required zero commitment from me was just what I needed. I need more stuff like this just so I can distract myself these coming nights until I stop feeling blue

No. 2182604

>>2182559
What a cozy description, I ought to do the same this night with the forecasted heavy rains. Hope you feel well soon nona

No. 2182663

my friend at work brought me a bag full of apples

No. 2182686

I’m contemplating getting a bowl from Chipotle this evening. I love mixing it all together into gross looking slop, I swear it tastes better that way.

No. 2182700

I'm sleepy, I will nap while the neighbors smoke pot because for some reason it gives me allergies, I can't keep my eyes open for too long. I had a really shitty week, so hopefully by birthday party tomorrow will be enjoyable.
I will go to the gym in the evening and tomorrow I will go to the hairdressers to get my hair cut, it has been a while, it's not as long as I wish it was but I need to trim the ends.

No. 2182701

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>see that an obscure thread fav of mine is in catalogue
>its a bot necroing
feels bad.. i wish all those nonas with the same fav cow as mine could come back..

No. 2182737

im eating sunflower seeds for the first time in a couple months, and god they are so good

No. 2182754

>>2182502
ntayrt but sometimes i feel like the only one who actually looks worse with a pixie kek

No. 2182758

My friend has asked me to translate something in japanese but I'm tempted to just use DeepL and clean up afterwards, he wants to use words and phrase structures too complex for my level.

No. 2182776

I jumped around for a bit and it's embarrassing how low my jumps are. Maybe it's a mind-thing because I'm worried about landing wrong and breaking my ankles or something, but still, shameful…

No. 2182777

>>2182776
Those mini workout trampolines are great fun and you should get one.

No. 2182809

>>2182701
I remember when my personal lolcow got a thread for a hot minute and we were like 3 anons bitching about her. It was a shitty thread but I'm kinda nostalgic about it.

No. 2182815

I got this lemonade syrup I used to drink as a kid, it's so good no wonder I used to drink it all day lol.

No. 2182829

>>2182128
I want to try them, but not badly enough that I'd buy a pack. I just want one to materialize in front of me so I can have a taste

No. 2182867

Getting super autistic into this series and I want to make an itabag for a character already but I move in less than 2 weeks so I must wait to get things sent to me AAAAAAAAAAA

No. 2182877

PLEEEEASE someone send me that video of chud dancing with a gorgeous black woman while "nasty" plays in the background I'm trying to cheer my friend up

No. 2182975

>>2182877
Ask, and ye shall receive for I am a benevolent nona

No. 2182976

>>2182975
YOU ARE MY HERO you just saved my night I love you so much I'm kissing you on the forehead

No. 2182988

My power was out today and it finally came back on! I'm so happy. I think my cycle started but the water and everything came back on just in time thank God.

No. 2183004

>>2182988
Samefag but also I got some fragrance oils in the mail today and I'm SO DISAPPOINTED. I won't sperg about them cause no one cares but the fragrances I was most excited for smell so weird. I spent almost $50 so kinda sad, but I got them from a small business so I won't go karen on them. I'll just try to use the ones that smell good.

No. 2183521

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i'm kind of built like this. if i lost like 30 more pounds i'd feel better

No. 2183639

>>2183521
I want to lose about 20, we can do it nonna!!

No. 2183727

Watched a few videos from a Youtube singer that I haven't seen in my recommended in over 5 years, all of them were still bad.

No. 2184139

I'm watching 'Better call Saul' and cannot believe I'm developing empathy for this loser moid.

No. 2184158

>>2184139
It's okay for fictional ones it's not like they can actually do anything kek

No. 2184190

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it's my birthday today. i'm going to get some sushi

No. 2184198

File: 1727523004236.png (1.71 MB, 1280x771, happy birthday.png)

>>2184190
happy birthday nonny!!

No. 2184199

>>2184190
i hope it is delicious and that you get all of your favourite types nonner

No. 2184200

>>2184198
I have so many questions for picrel but Happy birthday anon

No. 2184212

>>2184190
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 2184218

>>2184190
Happy day. Bitch.

No. 2184229

File: 1727527709160.jpg (127.33 KB, 1080x1080, 1646807316404.jpg)

yesterday i order from some place and i liked it so, so much i wanted to order again today. I checked the reviews out of curiosity and all of them were shitting on the restaurant for the bad quality. Now i dont know if i have shit taste or if they improved their food in like 4 days.

No. 2184240

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>>2184190
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO AND I AM DOING THE SAME FUCKING THING BABY LET'S GO!

No. 2184243

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I'm at tokyo game show and saw this retard walking around. All of the booths were turning him away and refusing to let him play any games.

No. 2184244

>>2184229
They might be fake reviews. I know sites like Yelp had issues where bots would spam bad reviews unless the owners of the business paid to have them taken down.

No. 2184246

>>2184243
I like how the swastika sits on his bulging stomach

No. 2184248

>>2184243
No love for former allies, eh?

No. 2184251

>>2184243
why are men such massive attention whores

No. 2184252

>>2184244
They seem very specific though. Now i am scared to try their wok but their spring rolls were divine and some of the best i ever had.

No. 2184257

>>2184243
Why does this man look so familiar, I swear he looks like every single incel discord dweller I've ever seen

No. 2184261

>>2184243
I would love to have a conversation with this guy. He probably only speaks in 4chan lingo.

No. 2184267

>>2184264
what did he smell like? betting 20 he smelled like onions

No. 2184268

File: 1727531771819.jpg (576.89 KB, 1079x1031, 1000018332.jpg)

I played that Hunger Games simulator based on the fun we had last night. I used every single character that was ever either my husbando, a spare character from my husbando's media, or a character that reminds me of the husbando. Lord Tirek murked Jeff the Killer in his sleep, Alfred F. Jones got betrayed by Matthew Williams, Fluttershy got the drop on Jason Voorhees, and EmoBob was the last one standing after killing Plankton and acting like a lost puppy to the other participants.

No. 2184269

>>2184261
My friend asked him directly if he could take his picture, he looked alarmed and fatly scurried off.

No. 2184270

I got a new tinted lip balm and my lips have never been so soft and smooth.
>>2184190
>>2184240
Happy birthday nonnies! ♥

No. 2184271

File: 1727531962066.jpg (23.79 KB, 539x561, crying.jpg)

i am going insane with no new pixy thread i need to read something while i eat

No. 2184275

>>2184271
i would like to recommend the starving anonymous prequel manga

No. 2184277

>>2184243
Aside from moids being retarded as usual, how is it? Did you go for any specific booths in mind and were you able to play at some of them?

No. 2184280

I had a dream that there was a Hatsune Miku/Oppenheimer collab figure

No. 2184282

File: 1727532844856.jpg (4.31 MB, 4000x3000, 1000003606.jpg)

>>2184277
It's packed, way more than the last few years. I liked a lot of the cute indie games. Palworld had a super cute setup.

No. 2184283

>>2184243
Least dysgenic white supremacist kek

No. 2184286

It's funny when I spend 40 minutes doing my makeup, put on a cute outfit with nice perfume and am in a good mood actually ready to socialize, no one talks to me. But when I've just got out of the gym and am fucking stinking with no makeup on (and am feeling exhausted) people suddenly talk to me. Same environment, same time of day. I thought people wanted to approach well-dressed, well put together people more? Like i stink so bad too. Out of all times, so many people talk to me now.

No. 2184287

>>2184268
I would absolutely love to know how emobob relates to your husbando kek

No. 2184290

>>2184287
nta but i had such a crush on emobob as a teen

No. 2184292

I really want to reveal some photos i took with my camera and i cant find any place left. Bleak. I hate phones so much.

No. 2184294

>>2184287
SpongeBob was my very first husbando, and I decided to use his emo picture just to be funny. The fact that he was my very first husbando makes it poetic that he won.

No. 2184297

i hope my mom still wants to go out today. i'm treating so i don't see why she wouldn't but

No. 2184307

>>2182701
This image is so cute

No. 2184312

>>2184243
If I'd look like this I'd kill myself. I don't know where they take the confidence from to be both disgusting to look at and attention grabbing.

No. 2184313

>>2184243
Why hasn't he kicked out yet? At least the booths are turning him down but he would have immediately been beaten in Europe if he showed up like that kek.

No. 2184318

>>2184313
Maybe they do have some love left for former allies after all

No. 2184321

>>2184313
Japanese service people are cowards

No. 2184326

>>2184313
i bet he's salivating over the idea of being kicked out to play victim on twitter with his fellow homosexual rightoids

No. 2184341

>>2184313
I believe japanese people's nonconfrontational tendencies is exactly why he is pulling that there to start with, at most someone politely asks him to leave and then cue >>2184326

No. 2184363

>>2184198
>>2184199
>>2184200
>>2184212
>>2184218
>>2184270
thank you nonnies i ate so much sushi a can barely move
>>2184240
YAYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TOO NONA!!!!!!!!!!

No. 2184370

I hate that i find jiafei so funny. I dont even use tiktok.

No. 2184453

>>2180945
This is amazing but rrrr that goddamn download limit. I wish more men were whores like this.

No. 2184460

>>2184453
Same. Everytime i follow some guy who posts thrist-traps he eventually devolves into rancid gay moid fetishes. I used to follow this guy that posted cute pics of him in uniforms/big sweaters/cute clothes and one day he just did an 180, shaved his head and started posting photos in latex suits… he also gained tons of weight. Foul.

No. 2184581

Feeling retarded because I'm struggling to figure out $35 worth of groceries I want to buy. I think everything just seems unappetizing right now, which is weird because I'm hungry.

No. 2184586

i've been weightlifting for about a year and a half now. anyway i was lying on my belly in bed and started mindlessly flexing my glutes and i heard a clapping noise. i thought someone was outside but no. my ass is now big enough i can literally make it clap.

No. 2184609

Nonas, I'm supposed to go on a first date tomorrow but I've been completely unable to function today. Like it's been one of those days where it's been a battle to even get up from the couch to refill my water bottle or even something simple as grabbing a snack from the fridge, so doing as much as putting in fresh hair dye is not going to happen tonight.
Help me come up with a good excuse or something to say so I can reschedule it for monday or tuesday afternoon instead.
>>2184586
Congrats nona! Now this will be my motivation to finally start doing some weightlifting!!

No. 2184622

>>2180945
I'm not used to male sluts that actually have nice bodies (or aren't disgusting in other ways) so I caught myself making a little audible gasp when I saw some of the patreon images kek thanks for delivering nonnie, you are the heroine of lolcow!

No. 2184662

I love brushing my hair it makes me feel so pretty. It's weird because I'm not girly at all, just this one thing makes me feel like a princess somehow kek.

No. 2184679

I ordered a chalupa from Taco Bell and part of the wrapper is wet with a mysterious liquid. Weird. Eating it anyway

No. 2184700

>>2181097
I got them off! It really is a strange feeling, they're so smooth lol. My dentist gave me a few sets of retainers so I'm set! So happy with the result though, money well spent

No. 2184884

to paint and renovate my room or not.


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