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No. 2197323
ITT: share uneventful, mundane, or just downright ordinary thoughts or events from your life.
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>>>/ot/2168370 No. 2197364
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Sometimes I like to sit in the grass and imagine myself photosynthesising in the sun if it's one of those days where I didn't have a good night's sleep the previous night and can barely function. The heat and sunlight somehow makes me sleepy and then I go back inside and take a nice nap.
No. 2197641
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i got to college on time today as opposed to my usual really early, and i saw the campus cat by the gate and i went up to pet her on the head. and my retard ass didn't realize that bc it's the usual arrival time for students there were probably other students that arrived before me and probably pet her too, that she would've been feeling overpet and she ended up almost biting me, i didn't get any tiny scratches but it was so scary. and i didn't pause and reach out my hand before petting her like i do usually either, maybe if i had she would've walked away instead. plus, as i was petting her head she kept tilting it up and up like she was trying to get my hand away and i just thought she was enjoying it, i am so stupid FUCK
No. 2197681
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>>2197670I used to dream of becoming an edgy fallen angel who only killed moids.
No. 2197682
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the imaginary audience in my head after I tried to masturbate successfully for the entirety of the afternoon and finally managed to have an orgasm after 4 hours despite the antidepressants
No. 2197691
>>2197682what do you mean imaginary audience? im part of it, so proud of you
nonnie, teach me your ways
No. 2197696
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I feel like the remade Speak No Evil doesn't really work for me, because I'd simply leave after the scrote decides to pretend his wife's blowing him under the table because if in the year of 2024 i put up with hideous british men's degeneracy then i have failed my ancestors.
No. 2197853
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I love finding ywnbaw in the wild
>>2197670I used to fantasize of becoming a cenobite and torturing men kek still pops up from time to time but I guess nowadays I'd rather be like venom and purposely walk alone in the city at night to eat the creeps
No. 2197983
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I just remembered the Cocaine Bear movie that came out last year. I think I'll give it a rewatch, I remember actually enjoying it (in a "so absurd it's good" way) when I watched it.
No. 2198006
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>>2197978Ngl it's kind of cozy over here.
No. 2198083
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I just bought sour gummy jolly ranchers it’s gonna be a good night
No. 2198142
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wish me luck nonnys, i have to study for my midterm tomorrow
No. 2198146
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>>2198142Good luck smart nonna!! I have to start an essay tomorrow, we are so hardworking..
No. 2198260
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Was trawling through shit on Youtube, found some random woman, and found this, so tag yourself, anons
No. 2198290
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How it feels to look at the 43 new video games I pirated after realizing I freaked out for no reason because I forgot to unzip most of them.
No. 2198616
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One of the giant mosquitos bit me and it immediately welted up. I used the heated spoon to stop the itching, but the welt is still there.
No. 2199042
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probably because they aren't used to feeling personal guilt moids will have scruples about the silliest things
No. 2199062
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I live in a very rural area and my mom explained to me that the reason that there are so many psychiatrist offices in our area is because of the inbreeding that apparently happened. I am third cousins with a few people in my village but lucky me because my dad is a foreigner so I am safe kek
No. 2199084
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Just saw that my coworker puts her therapist appointments (labeled as such) into her work calendar (I sat next to her during a meeting). The higher ups and IT can literally see that shit.
No. 2199320
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I always thought I had a masculine and ugly face but getting a boy cut makes me feel cute. Men also give me more attention. Are most men lowkey gay?
No. 2199453
>>2199320You don’t need long hair to be a woman kek. Pixie hair cuts make you look even cuter when you’re already beautiful.
A woman doesn’t look like a man, I’m tired of this retarded argument. Nonna men are attracted to you because you’re a woman, can you recognize a scrote walking in front of you in the dark? Yes? That’s the same fucking thing he does too. It’s not clothes and hair cuts.
No. 2199814
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>draw something
>it sucks
>get depressed
>break my diet and proceed to eat 2 burgers to cope
I swear i am only going to lose weight once i get good at drawing.
No. 2199853
>>2199847to improve learning, increase the amounts of times you sleep during learning processes. So basically, it's more efficient to learn or practice something every day even if it's only for 15 minutes than if you practice once or twice a week for a few hours. Also don't affirm things like
>I am a slow learned>i am decades behind my peersit's actually helpful to affirm the opposite and say out loud to yourself things like "wow I'm improving so quickly" etc.
If you keep saying to yourself you're learning slowly, your brain will listen and act accordingly.
Also try supplements like lion's mane extract, reishi, bacopa monnieri and gingko biloba. Sorry for the unsolicited advice but I know the struggle. Don't become a deathfat nona, I believe in you
No. 2199861
>>2199853aw thanks
nonny, i am going to be on adhd meds soon so i am hoping those help
No. 2199879
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I made the mistake of downloading the pomni fag’s 18+ Twitter archive and it was a huge nothing burger. I thought I’d get proof of his nasty drilling fetish but I only found shitty inflation and vore shit. I feel immune to that garbage because I had to scroll through a bunch of similar junk to expose a pedo a long time ago.
It’s disgusting a male like this is in charge of making what’s essentially a children’s cartoon. Unfortunately inflation and vore are considered harmless to the loud pitchfork sharpening cancel culture crowds
No. 2199908
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My therapist asked to see my drawings after i told her drawing is the only reason i haven't killed myself yet. I only draw men in slutty clothes what should i do.
No. 2199919
>>2199915Only figure drawing and other studies. That's the thing, I mostly just do studies and to celebrate i indulge and draw my sluts. I am still dying to see kirdedede chan's slit drawings(out of morbid curiosity), i know some anon said she posted them to /trash/ but cant find anything.
>>2199917True. I will tell her i am not comfortable with my skill if she asks.
No. 2200216
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>Order some stuff from lacemade jp since I didn't know they had an english site
>Immediately after I order it I find out they have an english site where I could have gotten free shipping
>Email proxy asking them to cancel it since it was on pending
>Order has already been processed now so it's very unlikely I can get a refund and it's like 3am in Japan right now
FUCK
No. 2200269
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I am that which i consume. So after I'm done sucking this cosmic brownie down my sugar hole, I'm going to read lolcow for hours while watching public freakout videos on YouTube
No. 2200386
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thank you WebMD, very informative thanks
No. 2200403
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I went to the gym today and now I will wash my hair, tomorrow and the next day I have to wake up early. Today I fucked up and got late to mass at school, so I couldn't really do much to help, but it was nice because I could sit down and relax for a while.
Tomorrow is a full day and the next day too, but whatever, I'm getting paid, and it's certainly more rewarding going to sleep early after a long day trying to be a functioning autist than after existing the whole day long at home.
I honestly want to kill myself but maybe I will start going through the rest of the stages of grief so I can finally understand that my days as a pseudo-neet are over.
No. 2200435
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Gonna poop, shower, write a fat fucking vent in my journal about all the retarded things I read/experienced today, and then read old vampires stories.
No. 2200499
>>2200403Well done
nonnie. You have worked so hard. I am proud of you
No. 2200503
>>2200498>Miu Miu.Kekk, if he were a sassy cat I would be seriously considering this, it would be too perfect.
>Scrappy.I like this one a lot actually, it's fitting for him definitely, thank you nona!
No. 2200681
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i think this happened yesterday but
>goes to bathroom
>sits on toilet
>finishes business
>toilet flow is lackluster so sometimes have to use the plunger
>lifts butt off the toilet seat
>as i unclog the toilet a lizard slides out from inbetween the toilet seat and right into the water
>watches it crawl for its life as i flush it down with my shit and piss
what an epic morning!!!!!!!
No. 2201025
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i went to olive garden and goddamn the portions were huge. i could barely put a dent in my entrée and ended up making three meals out of it. i don't see how anyone could eat an entire one plus salad and multiple breadsticks without ending up in bloated agony
No. 2201035
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got back from some appointment, it was freezing and now im all wrapped up in my warm blankets
No. 2201049
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About to buy some wafers. Idk why people don't talk about wafers more as a diet food. Low calorie and satisfy the sweet tooth without feeling like you're eating something that's a suckier version of the non-diet food (e.g. those fiber one brownies)
No. 2201121
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I need to go visit the post office but it's so cold and dark out… Tomorrow then.
No. 2201203
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is it retarded that the reason i don't like my religion is just because of how noisy the customs are
No. 2201234
>>2200975yeah I’m going to save a lizard who shouldn’t have been wedged inbetween my toilet seat, you sound so smart!!!
>>2200997fr
>>2201006kekk
No. 2201328
Post breakup glowups are so real, since I broke up with my ex a couple months ago I got back into my hobbies and made more things than in the 2 years we were together.
>>2201324Kek me too nonna, for some reason I thought I'd turn into the coolest person alive as an adult.
No. 2201697
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Beavers are kind of crazy. Just cuttin down trees n shit.
No. 2201806
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I bought some kojic acid soap and it smells so good, like oranges.
No. 2201963
>>2199908Ignore
>>2199915Show them to your therapist. You have nothing to be ashamed for.
No. 2202318
>>2202310being enby is the counter culture nowadays. if they really want to commit to it, their ‘alt’ fashion is just buying the ugliest mismatching clothes and putting them all on at once because thats the only way they can feel like a special quirky unique individual.
to their credit however, it is one way you can make most moids sexualise you less, ‘uglifying’ yourself in pursuit of being different.
No. 2202319
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Tonight I just learned that there is a “transient luminous event” that happens in certain conditions when lighting is present called ELVES! It made me kek (and there’s also sprites)
I just thought that was neat
No. 2202321
>>2202221There’s no one major trending subculture with a cohesive artistic identity and popular bands because identity changes every couple weeks with rapid onset ever-accelerating trend cycles via the speed, ubiquity, and homogenization of social media. Content is through corporate algorithms, community is so spread out and focused on purchasing power and end-result “item as identity” over internal philosophy, emotional experience, and artistic interests.
Anyway, shit like Bladee and a resurgence of interest in Deftones, whatever trends in tiktok and Instagram feels. Plus tons of 15 year olds are now legitimately obsessed with their idea of scemo culture anyway so you’ll see those bands floating around again. A lot of “weird” teen girls also now like kpop or queer sadgirl musicians.
No. 2202744
>>2202734the only
valid toothpaste
No. 2203411
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>"oh look this ova is on the internet archive with subs. hehe gonna watch it some other time"
No. 2203758
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I found out this exists and it's a dream come true! I had the cucumber and green tea candle years ago and it was so good. It was small, but my whole room smelt amazing. I can't wait to get this.
No. 2203771
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I wonder what Courtney Love is thinking about right now
No. 2203783
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Fuck yes new 1 hour long tamers episode, gonna make some choccy to enjoy it
No. 2203810
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>>2203772When I was like 12 I decided to send my best friend a shit ton of e-cards for her birthday. You know the ones, glittertext, a picture of a puppy or a nice horse, some quotes about god or friendship. Just incredibly over the top and in your face. I sent her like 50+ of these, scheduled to drop in her inbox at midnight.
While I was selecting stuff to send there was a YouTube video that was a really awful rap of a guy singing happy birthday along with a message. I listened to like five seconds of it, determined it to be awful, and sent it to her. The next day when I went to celebrate with her, she asked me why I sent her that stuff. I began laughing about it when she informed me that the only thing she received was the YouTube link to a rap about a man and his wife suffering a miscarriage and grieving the loss of their child, titled Happy Birthday. She hadn’t received any of the e-cards and I sent her a rap to tell her to kill herself. Not my best moment.
No. 2203872
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My plan this weekend was to play my new video game that was supposed to arrive today, but the mail fucked up so it got delayed. Now what am I supposed to do with all this time and all these snacks REEEE I even meal prepped so I could just throw something in the microwave when I got hungry without having to waste precious gaming time! Idk if I should get something else from the playstation or nintendo e-stores (looking at you Infinity Nikki) but I don't wanna get invested in anything else since I won't have enough time to focus on two games the next few weeks
No. 2204077
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nonnies help i grew my nails out and i can't stop Youtube MUA nail tapping on everything
No. 2204081
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im a retard, i picked my nose too hard and cut the inside of my nose and now there's scabs and i keep picking at the scabs and that part of my nose hurts i can't even touch the outside of that part without getting pain fuck
No. 2204183
>>2204168great that you stopped biting your nails
nonnie, you don't know what you got stuck under there and what you're ingesting, but i guess long nails are also filthy, so we're both dumb dumbs kek
No. 2204311
>>2204173i feel you
nonnie, i want to wear concealer because my skin texture and pigmentation are awful, but i'm scared i'll mess up on matching the color to my skin and about how i apply it because all the girls in my college are always barefaced except for maybe some eyeliner, eyeshadow, and lipgloss/balm, and i'll probably look like a freak with shit caked on her face. i've also been wearing mascara regularly because my eyebrows look really masculine and brutish without it but i so rarely see girls wearing mascara because most girls in my country already have thick eyelashes and i was the only idiot that ripped out all of hers when she was a child.
No. 2204479
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i'm regularly under the delusion that i'm beautiful but then i look at a bunch of other people's faces then see my face in the mirror and am genuinely shocked by my own appearance. like i'm surprised and disappointed by the way that i look. it's weirdly jarring and i don't understand why because it's just my face. i could never be an influencer kek
No. 2204694
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Got tired of having all my recipes on my phone so I've started to write them down in a notebook instead so I know where to find them, it's really relaxing to write them down but I kinda wish I was better at drawing food or taking pleasant food pictures so I could use this as an opportunity to try scrapbooking. Oh well!
Also, I've been playing video games for almost 11 hours straight today. Best saturday in a long goddamn while kek
No. 2204952
Tried a safety razor for the first time before I rock unshaven legs for winter, but I cannot believe what I have been missing out on all this time
Closest cut I've had, doesn't feel higher risk for nicks, cheaper than disposable Venus razors
The handle is a bit short which feels awkward now but I think I can get used to it pretty quick
>>2204731I'm like this lol, once you start thinking of 5/10 as "someone you'd casually glance at in Walmart" it can definitely boost your self-image even if you're relatively plain
No. 2204969
>>2204882I understand exactly what you mean. And that's why I make recipes like that at home with artificial sweeteners instead of sugar, with more vegetables and meats than noodles/rice/carbs in general, and with whole wheat/complex carbs if possible. Getting healthy makes you wake up to how unhealthy you used to be, and somehow trains your body and mind to reject unhealthy food naturally
source: my gut feeling. I kinda like it.
No. 2205028
>>2204132great advice
nonnie, too bad i got a cold, but hey, im not picking at it anymore kek
No. 2205029
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when i see an absolutely sides obliterating post but i can't post it to the caps thread because it was posted mere second ago
No. 2205178
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I hate that my body always knows that food safety protocols weren’t followed at all when I get meals from a restaurant
No. 2205476
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i sometimes really want to follow oddxfashion on IG sometimes bc they do sometimes post cool fashion stuff but MY GOD, half of his shit is pervy ass stuff, worst part is, i think he's kind of attractive if irc
No. 2205489
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I need to drop a class but it requires contacting a bunch of different people to get approval to drop said class.
No. 2205765
>>2204886Yeah for sure. My overall sense of wellness has improved, plus digestion doesn't hurt kek. I never had sleep issues so I can't really speak on that. I have lost weight but I also started working out around the same time, so honestly my health improving has been a mixture of things. But definitely my guts feel better in general.
>>2204969 yeah seriously, it's crazy how our bodies tell us this stuff but we don't realize it until we've seen "the other side". I think I'll go back to eating some carbs eventually, but I'll be making the stuff myself like you've been doing.
No. 2206531
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Thinking about going off my meds again…
No. 2206800
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I saw this while Christmas gift shopping for my baby cousins, and it gave me a throwback to those Play-doh kitchen kits I had as a kid. Now that I think about it, I guess, Play-doh was our slime (but less messy kek)
No. 2207096
>>2197566yes it's like the app is cursed there is always some cringe drama going on behind the scenes and people are very
toxic to each other on voice chats and servers, it's like a petty high school drama but with
>terminally online gamers>e-girls and e-boys>stoner neet bros>sociopathic normies >cringy weebs >groomer pedos>edgy 15 yos who should be in school instead>people into weird fetishes like furries>hackers>catfishersit's like where the worst types of people in humanity meet up and have beef
No. 2207141
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I just ate dinner and now I'm really in the mood for a second serving, but this time with a nice glass of red wine to accompany it. I'm really tired and don't feel like going out again today, but I think I'll run to the store to buy some. No idea why I'm having this craving, I basically never drink, and especially not wine. Am I finally becoming a mature, classy lady?
No. 2207142
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i was tired and decided to stretch my arms and randomly started doing the hand fan voguing thing wtf im shocked myself, when did i even learn this
No. 2207208
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College is annoying world is a fuck I want a pullip doll
No. 2207240
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im starting to learn how to play mahjong and its the most fun ive had on a game in years
No. 2207628
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in a fashion course and yet i wanna hurl at the prospect of actually having to make a real garment, i feel so sick
No. 2207876
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the u2 album still keeps getting redownloaded onto my phone. bro get over it, it's been 10 years i'm not listening to it.
No. 2208089
>>2208038I personally hate using discord since I turned 20 and my frontal lobe is developing but most adults on discord I knew when I was a minor were autistic manchildren, pedos and fucked up women making drama to get simps and attention. Discord servers suck everyone is
problematic, just talk to your friends on DM instead.
No. 2208307
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I'm wondering if I should pick up Japanese to learn or something. I've never learnt another language before so it's quite out of my comfort zone, I've been trying with Chinese but I am not great at handwriting the characters. It feels too weebish to learn Japanese though kek, especially since it would be convenient for me to play or watch things I've been waiting on translations for. I'll probably just keep putting it off though.
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>>2208309Sorry nona, is this better? He's eating cookies now.
No. 2208360
>>2208307>It feels too weebish to learn Japanese though kekRetarded reason to not learn Japanese. I wish my own teacher when I was a teenager didn't drill into my head that liking manga, Japanese music and j-drama was absolutely haram as opposed to liking "real" Japanese culture, I wouldn't have avoided being exposed to the language outside of school. Learning a new language is hard at first but you can make it fun and being exposed to the language will help you memorize words and grammatical rules was faster. Knowing Japanese, even just a little bit, can be very useful if you decide to visit Japan someday as well.
>I've been trying with Chinese but I am not great at handwriting the characters.Practice makes perfect.
No. 2208567
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My eye keeps twitching. It's been days since this started. Not sure if I should be concerned
No. 2208570
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i just saw a clip of Megamind 2 the fuck this shit looks like Miraculous
No. 2209107
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>>2204332it's him isn't it?
No. 2209459
>>2209450You've encouraged me to consoom thanks
nonnie. Gonna scrub my ass cheeks so hard.
No. 2209520
>>2209509>STD>sharing food>lip productsNope
>putting your hands to your mouth after touching an infected surfaceMaybe, I should be more careful about that.
No. 2210184
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Pay day is tomorrow!
No. 2210407
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>>2210175If they don't turn out good, Tasty has a great choco chip cookie recipe that's never failed me
https://tasty.co/recipe/the-best-chewy-chocolate-chip-cookies No. 2210828
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>be me
>be playing on the computer
>cat is laying on my lap
>Go to scratch an itch on my arm
>Cat start delicately lifting her little head to sniff at my arm
>only see it out of the corner of my eye
>think she's lifting her head for pets
>adjust hand's trajectory to pat head
>didn't realize she's still moving towards arm
>misjudge distance, poke her hard in the face and nose with all four fingers
>she winces
Sorry cat.
No. 2210995
>>2210983Plain rosemary oil works.
Rosehip oil is also fine but better for skin.
No. 2211138
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>>2211072I knew what an Okapi is but I didn't know they were this big.
No. 2211152
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I woke my fish up from his nap and I feel bad. He was laying on the bottom of the tank in one of the plants and I got scared that he was dead so I wiggled the plant around and he bolted. I just read that that's how they sleep sometimes.
No. 2211551
My room smells like fucking onions. I do have onions in my mini fridge but it shouldn't be permeating the whole room.
>>2211520Happy birthday!
No. 2211564
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>>2211520Get yourself a lil something nona
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File: 1729205554248.jpg (22.04 KB, 735x520, 1000074102.jpg)
I took a really needed nap, so now I will try to plan another class for this next week, it will be about the wife of bath, so I will introduce the Canterbury tales with that.
No one pays attention but I still do the class, at this point I'm getting paid to sperg to the walls.
And I honestly don't mind as long as the kids shut up.
No. 2211608
File: 1729206271980.webp (41.96 KB, 640x640, unnamed (4).webp)
>>2211591i love opanchu bunny
No. 2212192
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New purchases, sunscreen and moisturizers. Can't wait for them to arrive, these products are so hyped.
No. 2212242
File: 1729239818612.jpg (271.26 KB, 1772x1870, 1000018517.jpg)
Ruby wasn't even an annoying big sister, Max was just a low/mid-functioning autist. Anyone who has to actively take care of one agrees that it's tiring as hell and requires a level of assertiveness. For a kid, Ruby was an amazing sister and did a wonderful job at taking care of Max when you consider that he was clearly on the spectrum.
No. 2212267
>>2212262Yes i'm going to eat it. It's the first time the pumpkin survived, i had failed attempts before so i wonder how it's going to taste too. I planted it too late so it's not that big, but next year i'm planning to grow it earlier so it's at least 100kg. This one is aroung 30kg.
I counted that 100kg pumpkin will last 100 bowls of soup for 2 people so that's pretty much the whole winter. Not that i'm going to eat soup every day next winter but it's crazy how one thing can feed you for so long. I can't wait to test my theory next year.
No. 2212565
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>>2212524But anon you are my friend
No. 2212746
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I wish someone would make an edit based on this album cover with Elsie and some cows lol.
No. 2212925
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>>2211072Happy World Okapi Day to all who celebrate
No. 2212928
>>2212858Asheville
nonnie??? I’m sorry your home was destroyed
No. 2212937
File: 1729288583716.jpg (1.02 MB, 1079x2251, 1000003494.jpg)
I've been getting a lot of medeival themed lives on my tiktok fyp. This is the third one, the other two were a tavern owner, and a peasant farming. I don't understand this app
No. 2212959
File: 1729290013725.webp (56.45 KB, 1000x625, 2279063468417.WEBP)
>>2212950Posture pals are a gamechanger
No. 2213193
File: 1729302886357.png (404.14 KB, 354x427, Capture.PNG)
in what context are these appropriate? can't think of one
No. 2213199
File: 1729303366017.jpg (37.53 KB, 736x699, 596bd1c435912651d646f2584c84b0…)
>>2213193Looks like some outdated and failed fashion/toy hybrid invention for gen x or even millenial parents who have toddlers but want to keep doing whatever they're doing instead of bending/kneeling down to acknowledge their kid.
>"mommy mommy I wanna play!">"not now sweetie, mommy is very busy right now.">tired of your children always wanting your attention when you just want to chop some vegetables, fold your laundry, or talk on the phone? Try wearing the tubby-boots! This cute, fashionable and child-friendly footwear will keep your children entertained by the Teletubbies on the boots while you're free to remain standing on your own feet.>scene cuts to the little girl playing with the face of Tinky Winky while the mom stays standing and blathering away on the house phone. No. 2213219
>>2213193you rotten bitch i thought this was real
nonnies do i force feed myself and watch gilmore girls or do something more productive such as read or play guitar? or watch gilmore girls with no food because i really dont need any so late
No. 2213239
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>>2213237Samefag, but they literally have a whole collection, wtf.
No. 2213577
File: 1729342645481.jpg (168.71 KB, 1024x768, 1000017273.jpg)
I am a bit autistic about stairs so last night when we were at a super fancy restaurant, my fiancé pulled me aside to enthusiastically present a generic stairway with a sign that said "STAIRS". A waitress saw this and was so visibly puzzled kek, she asked "what's so special about the stairs??" and he visibly struggled to come up with an explanation for my fixation so he just grinned stupidly and said something like "they're… stairs…!" According to him she later went on to talk to him like he was a bit slow and retarded kekkk
No. 2213629
File: 1729347569515.jpeg (26.8 KB, 444x281, crushhim.jpeg)
>>2213623my bad, i should've gone ahead with the one of a woman assaulting a male, anyways, i feel like puking whenever that one classmates messages me like "heyy anon", i just get miserable flashbacks of how fucking useless she is in group projects
No. 2213635
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BAGUETTE SPOTTED(worthless post)
No. 2213832
>>2213807Nonna, something I've learnt over the time is that you must always be
>obnoxious >rude>nosyLearning how to be those gives you many opportunities for better or worse tbh, I got a job because I was trying to get a position that I was severely under-qualified for, but they noticed how obnoxious and nosy I was, and they hired me for another position which I honestly hate but at least I have a job now.
Staying quiet, being polite and minding your own business is something you can't really do unless you already have power.
No. 2213873
File: 1729362640036.jpeg (124.63 KB, 588x600, IMG_0643.jpeg)
i feel deeply uncomfortable around my husband's wealthy family. poverty brain is real.
No. 2213934
File: 1729365162508.jpg (51.59 KB, 735x537, 1727911044241.jpg)
thought my package finally arrived but it was some crap my dad ordered
No. 2213997
File: 1729368832655.jpg (47.95 KB, 736x718, 1000018555.jpg)
Why do people keep saying that humans have a "natural scent" that's not literally just musk or whatever environment they're in? If a person smells good, it's because their environment smells good or because they showered. If a person smells bad, it's because their environment smells bad or because they DIDN'T shower. Literally what "natural scent" is anyone smelling on another person when they don't smell like soap? All sweat and musk just smells like ass to me.
No. 2214336
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About to drink some coffee and work on my assignment. Half watching the football game on TV but will probably listen to some Debussy when I begin working. How are other nonnies this Saturday night?
No. 2214688
>>2214149I did! I went in pretty much blind and I wasn't disappointed.
I really liked the decision for it to be a anachronistic film, it shows that all of the stuff with beauty standards/insecurity isn't just a current or past issue. I also think Demi Moore's performance was amazing and it also must've been super close to home for her considering her history with her mom and how everyone talked about how bad her plastic surgery looked earlier this year. Plus, someone as beautiful as Demi still feeling like she needs to be "better" is beyond realistic. I saw the clips of Sue's "pump it up" scenes before I saw the movie so I knew there was gonna be some "sexual" stuff but tbh I was surprised by all the nudity kek. But, it's understandable considering the content of the movie so I didn't mind. The only thing I didn't like was the Elisabeth/Sue fight scene, because the way Sue sent her flying felt like something from a corny action movie. also during the movie I couldn't stop thinking about How the fuck Elisabeth knew exactly how to use the substance with barely any instructions kek. I wanna hear what you thought anon!
No. 2214713
File: 1729427203007.jpg (273 KB, 1300x783, 1000018578.jpg)
>"Who was Big Z? You're asking the right guy. You got that far. Z is everything. Big Z is surfing. I mean, there might as well not been an ocean before Z. They invented the ocean for him. Cause he lived so hard because he wasn't afraid to live. He wasn't afraid to die. He came to Antarctica when I was just a kid. Man, it was the biggest thing that ever happened here. And suddenly there he was. Just floating over the water. Just hovering, you know, like weightless. He could've walked up to anyone, and he walks right up to me. And he gives me this awesome, one-of-a-kind Big Z necklace. And then he tells me, "You know, kid, never give up. Find a way, 'cause that's what winners do." He was the greatest. Everyone looked up to him, respected him, loved him."
>"And one day, one day, I'm gonna be just like him."
>Holiday by Green Day plays as the teenage penguin begins to practice his surfing
Holy-fucking-Shit. Sony did not have to make this movie go this fucking hard. I already saw it ten times, but even back in 2007 this intro gave me the chills.
No. 2214746
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I gave my brother some plants a while ago, and he tried telling me he got spider mites from me. So offended. I haven't had pests in a couple of years. He couldn't have gotten them from the store-bought plants, nope, unheard of. I wish I HAD given him them, he deserves it.
No. 2214889
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i think i'm allergic to cold bevause why else would my legs suddenly start itching SO FUCKING BAD. i'm about to end up like that munchie horrorcow who picked at her legs so much they had to amputate them. IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS AAAHHH !!!!!!!!!!
No. 2215027
>>2214997Congrats
nonnie. I hope you had a good time.
No. 2215302
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I used this on my scalp and the peppermint oil is making it kinda tingly, I like it. Hopefully this really helps my hair, it was pretty cheap.
No. 2216344
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I aspire to be like my mom. She is a very empathic person and is always helping people free of charge. Just a few days ago, one random woman asked me if I was my mom's daughter and said how nice of a person she is. It's wonderful to see how small actions can impact others in a positive way.
No. 2216671
>>2216240Congrats anon! I highly recommend getting home warranty insurance. You'll probably have to check with your realtor about the best company for your area but it saves thousands in repairs in the long run. Basically you pay a monthly fee (like insurance) and then you have a flat standard rate for house calls for repairs for major appliances and systems. Get the coverage that covers everything in your house and make sure it also covers replacements. I paid $80 for a service call for a new water heater, stove, and several urgent repairs. The companies can be hard to work with but just be a cunt to them, follow the rules, and don't give up and you'll get reimbursed.
I'm quite happy for you, it's a lot of work but it's so wonderful to have your own place.
No. 2216797
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todays the day i put all the sauce in.
No. 2217081
File: 1729544233060.jpg (299.95 KB, 1920x1080, 1000018592.jpg)
>all the female characters cute while the two sole male characters look busted in the face
This game is ten years old but it's still baffling to watch playthroughs and lay my eyes on the striking contrast of how pretty Ira, Linda, and Shelly look while Dani and Yayan look like grown manlets instead of just cute teenage boys.
No. 2217085
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>>2207200I'm craving a hot turkey sandwich but I already had one on Friday. I don't want to eat anything else today but that but I don't want my family to know or harass me for it. Should I wait?
No. 2217136
I give up on alcohol, I keep giving all sorts of different drinks a chance trying to understand what the universal hype is and all of it is gag-inducingly disgusting. Not just "oh it doesn't taste great" but absolutely revolting and impossible to get past the first sip… beer, wine, brandy, sake, tequila, fruity cocktails, whiskey, mixed drinks, cheap stuff, fancy stuff, on its own or paired with food etc. all of it is horrible!! I'm shocked that people all around the world have developed an alcohol culture because everything I've tried has been something that I'd instantly dump just after smelling it.
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Getting my salary in three days so I did some midnight insomnia online shopping and I regret nothing
No. 2217435
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The furry couple I almost hooked up with last summer are engaged now he proposed to her at a furry convention. I still think she's too pretty for him but whatever
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Remember nonnas, even a useless teapot can still be a wonderful scent pot.
No. 2217581
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It's my birthday. 21.
No. 2217673
>>2217581don’t listen to
>>2217622 she’s a loser, stay here anon
No. 2217693
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It’s a rather hot day for me, so I went on a walkie and sat at a bar by myself with a beer. I was debating inviting people, but I’m much more cozy by myself. Feels good!
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>>2217582Hell yeah!
And just because I'm so excited, one of the things I bought was this ugly dress for $3 from an online second hand store. It's so fucking dumb and I'm really looking forward to see how I can work with it kek
No. 2217813
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I put some charms on my phone. They're really cute, I think I'm gonna buy more or even make one.
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i'm going to the cinema in a couple hours to see the substance. going in almost blind, didn't even watch the trailer. all i know is that it's a horror movie dealing with themes of aging, youth and beauty standards. pic unrel i hope you all have a good day nonas
No. 2217838
>>2217813God I love phone charms so much! I used to have a bunch on my phone back in the day but I kept ruining the straps because I have a bad habit of using them to fish my phone out of my pocket or bag kek but I hope you get around to crocheting your own
nonnie, if not for yourself I bet they would make adorable gifts!
No. 2217922
File: 1729601665647.jpg (705.24 KB, 2435x1858, 1000076075.jpg)
I'm so sleepy, I just want to honk shoo mimimimimi the days away.
No. 2218101
File: 1729614276304.jpg (197.72 KB, 1400x1400, 1667688175513.jpg)
>post art on social media
>zero likes, zero smiles
Yeah, i don't like it either.
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>>2211520OMG, me too. I had one of the best birthdays I've ever had. What a great birthday.
No. 2218156
>>2213997You're completely wrong about this. One, skinny people who eat a lot of sugar will have a sweeter smell. And two, although I've never smelled floral scents on a person, I have smelled something vaguely reminiscent of vanilla. It's more of a note in their smell then them smelling like actual cookies, but you can smell it.
>>2214003If you don't develop your sense of smell, your brain basically ignores any subtleties in what you're smelling. You can start training your nose at any age.
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>>2218255olive larped as a nun
nonnie you can too
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I went to a comedy show in the big city and tbh it sucked. It was just a bunch of dirtbag left type guys rambling about "lol sex lol penisss" and safe edgy stories about how they try to be good little progressives but accidentally screw up and say something "offensive" sometimes cause they're sooo awkward and dysfunctional guise. There were a couple funny jokes here and there but I'd say 80% of it was a huge eyeroll.
also, big cities are INSANELY dirty! Man, I think this just cemented that I'll always be a small town lady, the only thing that I like about large urban areas is that there's a lot of different food.
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I just found my 14 year old phone and it still works
No. 2218770
>>2217832teehee
>>2217824it was pretty good and i loved the soundtrack though there were some plot holes that really bothered me. how tf did she get the job with no documents? how did she give herself all these injections so easily without prior practice? locating and hitting a vein properly is hard as fuck, even trained nurses sometimes mess it up but she did it so effortlessly??.. i agree with
>>2218023, to me the ending felt especially dragged out. other than that it was a good watch
No. 2218858
File: 1729639779630.jpg (42.04 KB, 474x731, luanne.jpg)
I'm considering going to school for hairdressing. I've always been told I should live up to my potential but all I've done was flunk out of college and pick up retail jobs since graduating high school. Too bad it doesn't pay for shit but despite being customer service I love to fiddle around with hair and take care of it, it's much better than any job I could get now. Maybe I could get into styling wigs for theater or something.
No. 2218926
>>2218305Do nuns masturbate? If I can still get to do that, I would become a nun kek. You’re being paid to pray, you have housing too and you’re expected to teach maybe. I can learn to love Jesus if I have a roof over my head.
I’d rather marry god’s son than an useless scrote who expects me to play his mommy.
It doesn’t sound so bad.
No. 2218943
File: 1729642938835.jpg (471.51 KB, 2540x596, IMG_20241022_211913_693_LL.jpg)
Hurt my tongue with this
No. 2219501
File: 1729681024345.png (129.68 KB, 484x636, smoking cat.png)
The other day I was taking a walk having a smoke and this moid comes up to me to ask me for a cigarette. I comply, and as I'm lighting his cig he asks me where I'm from and strikes a conversation with me. He asks me what am doing here and I answer my boyfriend is from here blabla, before I can ask the question back (as he was also a foreigner) he asks me where I met my bf, I reply that it was an online thing at first, and again I don't get the chance to ask him some questions because he started ranting about dating apps and how they're all a scam and how filipino girls apparently spoof their locations to meet men from here, he seemed pretty upset about that. It was kinda bizarre, because the things he was saying I've seen being said by incels on the internet. He did say he had aspergers. We talked about other mundane things too like how there are no stray dogs here kek he seemed nice maybe not too far gone… yet.
Anyways I remember this conversation because I do not talk to people at all besides my partner. It was nice to have a social interaction with a stranger that wasn't transaction related.
No. 2219668
File: 1729691785738.jpg (194.77 KB, 1200x1200, 1000015801.jpg)
TIL alpacas and llamas are in the camel family. That's kind of cool I guess.
No. 2219785
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my mother told me about how her fellow professor friend had to tell the male students in her class to stop rewearing unwashed shirts and to put on deodorant, total scrotal failure omg
No. 2219788
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a professor at my university got fired for ddlg larping with his grad student TA. both are apparently engaged to someone else…this means shes in her early 20s doing this right? hes 43 btw.
https://imgur.com/a/JBqpaIu No. 2219804
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>>2219800sorry
nonnie im just in shock…there are screencaps of her freaking out in our university discord. how is she my age? a grad student?
No. 2220341
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Watching my moid classmates making plans to watch Smile 2 this weekend but all agreeing on going during the day because they're too pussy to go at night, at lest they're honest about it kek
No. 2220369
>>2219804100,000 views in a day. damn. guess they shouldn’t have been pedophiles out in public? like she’s just as much a pedo for pretending to be a pedo i hope they both have their lives permanently ruined by this. her roleplaying CSA then
victim is crazy. they both should just kill themselves honestly.
No. 2220383
File: 1729722866369.jpeg (1.77 MB, 3024x4032, 5JKG8i3.jpeg)
>>2219788KEK. She colored hello kitty pages and wrote "Happy Birthday daddie"????
No. 2220394
File: 1729723065255.jpg (850.71 KB, 2560x2560, travismeade.jpg)
>>2220383"Daddie" in question
No. 2220397
>>2220387I suppose they liked to flaunt it to unsuspecting passerbies but, as retards, they don't understand the concept of consequences.
>>2220394I better not see this mug in /g/
No. 2220416
File: 1729723562954.jpeg (341.57 KB, 1656x2208, Ljiulce.jpeg)
Can you guys look through the imgur? He has sagging pants and a gross bob haircut
No. 2220437
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>>2220421someone posted this picture of her and her fiance on reddit. she clearly has a type but even her fiance is in better shape than that professor. i feel bad for this guy, he's engaged to the poster child of modern cringe
No. 2220466
File: 1729724936801.jpeg (476.94 KB, 1170x1552, jN8dmJu.jpeg)
Real proud of those drawings
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I don't have a Facebook account. Maybe there's some milk to be found here.
No. 2220482
>>2220466The beige hallway, framed in such a way that there's no visible escape or exit, makes this scene look
so Kafkaesque I honestly can't believe it's real.
No. 2220487
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>>2220479No it's Computer Science..
https://imgur.com/a/message-from-ta-eibMLxv>Chat, is this real? There's a girl in the chat?I bet pursuing your graduates in CS with retarded scrotes constantly surrounding you has to do with the brain damage. Thank God I'm not majoring in it
No. 2220494
>>2220487no like she loves this. she wouldn’t be in there like noooo guys don’t say i’m a hello kitty
girl or we dated. like how about a pedo larper calling him daddy like respond to it all???
No. 2220498
>>2220494>>2220487For real kek, why is she hitting caps lock and responding so much with nothing instead of either writing out an actual sentence or just logging off
She's having her main character moment
No. 2220513
>>2220503Of
course this happened in Florida.
No. 2220514
File: 1729726354882.jpeg (185.96 KB, 1170x670, IMG_0922.jpeg)
>>2220503>floridathis makes so much sense
Texans temporarily have bragging rites
No. 2220517
File: 1729726437907.jpeg (481.28 KB, 1170x1204, IMG_0923.jpeg)
>was a ta but wouldn't help anyone
surprised nobody reported her for this shit
No. 2220521
File: 1729726501933.jpeg (316.25 KB, 1242x2208, ipidkS9.jpeg)
>whys it pink man
LMAOOO
No. 2220644
File: 1729734848805.jpeg (2.49 MB, 4032x3024, x06xnqqykiwd1.jpeg)
>>2219788Your school seems entertaining
nonnie lmao
No. 2220813
File: 1729747482914.mp4 (577.87 KB, 360x640, 1000028205.mp4)
>>2220692Honestly I commend these students for their l33t stealth gayops
No. 2221054
File: 1729777734471.jpg (1002.73 KB, 1080x2400, travis meade.JPG)
>>2220394>This is what he looks like nowVOMIT
No. 2221070
File: 1729778581010.jpg (899.72 KB, 1279x3270, 6394382628.jpg)
>they were already engaged
>She was shitting on him months before this and is aware he’s a balding bird beak nose fucking bald headed loser who got his dick wet only because of the power imbalance he had over a student
Interesting development if real
No. 2221120
>>2221045holy fuck she wanted to be seen. no way you lay in front of an open door at a college unless you want people to know. same with the drawings.
>>2221070don’t believe a word of this. a russian named kaylee? when she just so happens to be a slaviboo coquette bpding from her previous koreaboo persona? yeah right. this is damage control cos people decided she was the more cringe and self aware one. all this does it make her look even older and more manipulative. that doesn’t look like an engagement ring it looks like a promise ring they were being kinky about. she’s aware of the power imbalance and yet sooo turned on and into it that it kind of makes it not a power imbalance anymore. i love when this kind of idiot degen man plays with fire and gets burned. he abandoned her during this so now she’s going nuclear. she posted that shit herself.
No. 2221245
This is so freaking cute
No. 2221369
File: 1729797708127.png (5.8 KB, 361x30, amazon.png)
I chatted with amazon customer support a few days ago and the agent used a kaomoji. I thought it was cute.
No. 2221397
File: 1729798945129.jpeg (141.01 KB, 564x698, 368EE18A-A065-48EB-9EB5-0723BB…)
I made myself a bowl of berry slop and it turned out the exact same color as my sweater
No. 2221400
>>2221369The couple of times I talked to them they were also cutesy and super friendly, no kaomoji tho, it threw me off
>>2221397Looks like açaí
No. 2221428
>>2221140>But I wish the other girls would talk to me…how feminine are you
nonnie? like in general fashion sense or taste in laptop bags and stationery cases n stuff, it could be that they think you might be an NLOG and are avoiding you, even if they aren't, talking about cute stuff is a start, the first convo i had with one of my closest friends in college was about how we had the same cute pencil pouch but different colourways.
No. 2221957
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sometimes i waste the whole day playing the same old video games i always play instead of trying out new ones that have been on my list to try out, but honestly i'm happy with these familiar comforts
No. 2222081
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Finally got my project submitted which means I am all caught up in my classes. I’m going to take a hot shower and read manga on my phone in bed afterwards. I’m so excited I could cry
No. 2222839
File: 1729846091663.gif (78.04 KB, 448x336, 1000018654.gif)
>>>/ot/2222829
Now I remember being in the 5th grade, and having a teacher that was so fed up with the class clown (who was also a racist bully to me) that she paused the class in the middle of him trying to get attention from one of his buddies. She went in on how obnoxious he was to her and the class from interrupting our popcorn reading just to goof around. She asked him if getting a laugh was all he cared about in school, before telling everyone to laugh at him since "that's what he wanted". We all did, before she told us to stop and resume reading. He put his head down for the entire rest of the class. I fucking hate class clowns, that shit was relieving.
No. 2222998
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>>2222996I shouldn't have googled
Jennifer Love Hewitt 2024 No. 2223026
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I had some yummy corn and I am going to have some more, I put up with the class retards and loafers yesterday and today too, I fucking deserve this
No. 2223086
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Been cooking jasmine rice to perfection lately.. I had my sister over yesterday, I made rice and curry for lunch and she loved it. That always makes me happy. We watched 21 jump street which is so retarded but also hilarious to us. Just reminded me of when we were teenagers. I love my sister.
No. 2223396
File: 1729879698788.png (29.5 KB, 387x238, customer support.png)
I got another emoji-using customer support agent
>>2221395>for being so nice even in such a tiring jobI agree, I always wonder if they're new or if it's just easier to be optimistic when you're doing chat support.
No. 2223693
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I found a youtube comment with a cool icon, found the desktop icon set on deviantart it was from, and the cool icon was the only worthwhile thing from it. here she is
No. 2223705
File: 1729890922150.jpg (55.46 KB, 506x649, sleepingonit.jpg)
went to an arcade and won a massive stitch plush. makes a great pillow
No. 2223707
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>>2223693Cute!
I liked this black cat graffiti, kind of festive
No. 2223730
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Why are band tshirts always so expensive. Or maybe its because i am hispanic and this is how tshirts usually go for in the USA.
No. 2223741
File: 1729892874356.png (1.17 MB, 1305x1561, primus tshirt.png)
>>2223737the other ones with simple designs are like 35 bucks.
>>2223738primus tshirt designs are an absolute banger. I love the jellyfish one too.
No. 2223842
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What should i name my new kitty. Here are some shitty ideas i have, but feel free to give me some too.
>Alex
>Uhura(my male cat is named Kirk)
>Janis
Yes, i suck with names
No. 2223871
File: 1729899621475.webp (43.88 KB, 1000x750, Boo_The_Cat_1.webp)
>>2223870james rolfe, is that you?
No. 2223917
File: 1729901560395.png (54.86 KB, 633x484, cat for antas.png)
>>2223884i only have this turbo potato quality pic because my phone is from like 2016
No. 2223994
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Sillypoo's Cybergirlz video is inspiring me to get into animating my own stuff
No. 2224015
File: 1729905477185.gif (1.89 MB, 960x540, speeen.gif)
>>2223994same, its been so freeing to animate whatever girlyslop i want
No. 2224173
File: 1729912071682.jpg (40.26 KB, 540x540, 1000077166.jpg)
I was so tired after work that I just spent the rest of the day rotting on bed, reading the whole manga of Zach Bell and Zack Bell 2 and I think I will play lovespace to feel something.
Yesterday I couldn't help but think that the kids at recess all look like seals at the beach or warluses, so now I want to draw some seals and warluses.
No. 2224236
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I'm dating a reformed sjw moid that used to be a misguided teenager and he showed me a post he made on 4chan back in the day
No. 2224247
File: 1729915609556.bmp (2.35 MB, 1090x753, pingas.bmp)
>>2224236Why delete just commit to the larp
No. 2224306
File: 1729919462882.png (262.7 KB, 974x724, pedomoidbackgroundbanner.png)
This creepy fucking banner. Not sure if I'm just paranoid.
No. 2224313
File: 1729920069598.jpg (33.6 KB, 320x480, 7ff96775-e8dd-46d1-8afa-809b90…)
just found out that my favourite fruit, apples, can stain your teeth yellow
No. 2224366
>>2223072thanks
nonnie, if it helps i got a full night's sleep too.
No. 2224373
>>2224236he can't be considered reformed unless he types and prints 900 pages of WURSTIE WURSTIE WURSTIE and KILL ALL MEN at his nearest boys only school and kills at least 5 rapists.
>>2224257he wants you to peg him bc he thinks this act of "submission" will right every wrong he's done, he knows he's going to go bald and is acting like a normal person so he can get married before 40, he's like those old people that only act all sweet n cute bc they don't want to be thrown in a old folks home, that's not a good man, that's a man trying to stay in your pussy forever.
No. 2224376
>>2224326ikr, i'd eaten 3 apples in one go like two days ago and my teeth are still yellowish, absolutely tragic but at least the apples were lovely, so crunchy and just the right amount of sweetness, they tasted a tad like persimmons too.
>>2224328they keep the doctors away and the dentists close.
No. 2224410
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I cheapened out buying dollar store paint brushes and they are literally unusable. Rip my money.
No. 2224423
>>2223202I'm back and it was actually pretty chill, it took 2 hours to kick in and the hallucinations weren't as strong as I was expecting (it was mostly the objects in the room pulsating in my peripheral vision), the strongest effect was imagery suggested in my brain, lots of color suggestions with my eyes half closed too. I tried putting on some music with no real effect, but I was laughing my ass off to some random videos. I had a hard time getting out of bed (not too different from usual though) and now I'm feeling perfectly fine, no after effects.
Overall it was a positive experience and I'd love to try next time something with stronger hallucinations.
No. 2224437
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>>2223994>>2224188Half of Sillypoo (or a third idk) has worked with Stonetoss in the past. I found it pretty disheartening
>>>/ot/1919470 No. 2224480
File: 1729943615033.gif (3.44 MB, 960x540, judgemental-version.gif)
>>2224437dont care + im not so ideologically weak that i get upset and cry when someone shares opinions or interacts with people that i dont agree with
No. 2224504
File: 1729945108946.webp (1.89 MB, 2560x3848, 036-chanel-fall-1991-ready-to-…)
>>2224487it's a class about the design process(hence the moodboard and stuff about colour palettes and shade names and "story"). it's as it sounds really, "the process behind the design" kek, and stuff like elements of design and principles of design. the first assignment(this one) was ass but my second one i actually liked bc it was on picking out 5 ensembles from any designer/brand and analyzing the fit and the elements and principles utilized and i chose Chanel and i was pretty enthusiastic about the ensembles i was covering and the prof actually appreciated that.
>>2224498it probably does right now kek, if only the prof had covered what NOT to do in design could they have been prevented.
No. 2224517
File: 1729945844792.png (76.54 KB, 727x275, You are a kitten in a catnip f…)
I wanna play kittens game again, but I haven't played in half a year and it takes me about an hour to get back into my groove every time I haven't played it for some time.
No. 2224526
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>>2224515Nta but I'm like 90% sure that the catgirl
>>2224480 posted is sealchan's OC, so that's another thing that should be taken into consideration.
No. 2224529
>>2224524not really, they're more like grifters since on their twitter they go "we're not that politikal
u guizzzz"
>>2224480you're not so ideologically weak that you'd dick ride a pair of ideologically flaccid women?
No. 2224553
File: 1729947451635.png (Spoiler Image,7.87 MB, 3472x5428, sealchan.png)
>>2224530Here you go, nona.
No. 2224562
>>2224550Sealchan was a huge personalityfag that spammed seal pics and was later found out to be a huge nazi/racist/pickme
>>>/snow/1458756Here’s a better spoonfeed of her antics when she used to be active on /m/ and /ot/
No. 2224578
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>>2224553I think it's funny how, just like with males, it's still the ugliest women with the most obsessive shit to say about race and politics. The formula is the same for
both genders. Go figure.
No. 2224583
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I paid 7 euro for grapes today. Wtf? Grapes shouldn't be so expensive.
No. 2224610
>>2224603I mean that’s fair but I didn’t live with my father and my mother’s metabolism must have increased after losing weight because she just pigs out constantly and stays slim. I was chubby as a kid and lost the weight in my teens but my mother would always buy junk. I only really realised the pattern after the fact since I didn’t know my mother used to be “fat” and dropped weight rapidly.
>>2224608I don’t go on 4chan for my sanity, do you have any screenshots? Pickmes like this are the most amusing cows to me.
No. 2224626
File: 1729950621312.jpg (256.14 KB, 807x539, pedo.jpg)
>>2224610i know a pedo coomer vtuber who was a former /r9k/ pickme whore
this vtuber also specifically requests bestiality commissions of her child chara too No. 2224916
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>>2224849I love you too… caw caw
No. 2225104
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I want to make a giant scarf out of this retarded "braided" yarn, but I feel like it'd be too stiff as is so I'm unravelling the braids.
No. 2225150
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there's a new employee at the grocety store i shop at and he looks exactly like yoko yokochou (hope i spelled it right) from kaneoya sachiko's drawings. he was so thin and frail and pathetic-looking i couldn't stop staring.. nghh.. i even thought he was a woman at first before he turned around and i saw his moustache. he was wearing a white shirt just like in the drawings except he didn't have glasses.
No. 2225174
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I want a treadmill kinda bad, and I have enough money saved up for one, but I don't have enough space in my home to put it. My home is kinda small, so I really don't know where it could go without being kind of in the way…
No. 2225228
>>2225150>yoko yokochouOMG is that his name? I thought he was just called Onii-san with no real name.
>he was so thin and frail and pathetic-looking i couldn't stop staringGod, I get it, nonna.
No. 2225513
someone posted this scenario on my local reddit and i'm kind of curious about what other people think of it. basically, they live in some kind of shared house with a landlord who rents out different rooms. landlord contacted them and said they would have someone new moving in with a sensitivity to all scented products and that they would have to get rid of/stop using every scented thing they owned. they are offering to pay to replace the stuff.
pretty much everyone is saying that they need to get over it and that they're a bad person if they aren't okay with this. am i an asshole for not agreeing? i feel like not wearing heavily scented stuff in public is basic respect, but telling someone they must replace all of their personal care products and never use perfume or any scented things ever again, even in their own home, is kind of a big ask. also, even if all things are replaced, there are not one-for-one unscented replacements for everything. for example, i use a salon brand of shampoo and i have for years. i could get an unscented shampoo but it would not work the same and i like how my hair looks now. i have skincare products that are the only thing that work for my skin that are not available as unscented. etc. etc. the consensus seems to be that they are an inconsiderate asshole for not liking the plan of having all their stuff replaced with unscented stuff. but if this was a rule for an apartment i was looking at, i would never agree to move in in the first place, so why should they be expected to be cool with it after the fact? it would be like saying oh btw we have someone allergic to gluten moving in so you can never have bread, beer, or pasta again. except celiacs disease is actually unquestionably real and vague claims of being sensitive to every chemical ever are almost all bullshit. anyway, i'm curious about what other people think.
No. 2225534
>>2225513Unfair ask. I have sensitive skin and have to use very specific items and brands of cleaning products because if I don’t I can break out in blisters. I cannot replace the only products I’ve found that I can use in that situation. On the flip side I don’t ask my roommates to change their fabric softener or bath soap because that would be an unfair inconvenience on their life! I’m the one with the problem, it’s on me to respect my limitations and work around them because I trust myself to do what I need to keep myself safe. It’s unfair for me to unduly burden others with what is my responsibility.
More to the point though is if it’s not in the lease it’s not appropriate. What does this person do in public spaces? I mean fair enough. Ask for the accommodations (it doesn’t hurt to ask) but don’t be offended when the answer is “regretfully I cannot oblige.”
No. 2225818
File: 1730017453051.jpeg (1.04 MB, 1056x1554, IMG_1167.jpeg)
>gets new piercing on manic impulse
>haven't pierced ears since I was 10
>piercer girl is also manic
>girl sticks me and says while soaking my earring
>"dont forget anon to do weeks of aftercare or else your earlobe will explode"
noooo why did i forget this this was a bad idea i hate swabbing my ears three times a day noooo
No. 2225939
File: 1730024639440.png (126.14 KB, 513x480, 1000008651.png)
Things are going well but I need to get my shit together and make a change, wish me luck nonnies
No. 2225963
>>2225939good luck
nonnie, but the pic is making me very worried about what risk you're taking kek
No. 2226363
File: 1730046195996.jpg (105.19 KB, 735x652, 1000077736.jpg)
I went to a festival yesterday with my best friend and it was nice, we didn't have too much fun but it could've been worse.
I spammed her with songs I like too, I talked about how I would make my own festival-like playlist.
Today I'm going to a fancy market to window shop and I will spend the rest of the day working.
No. 2226581
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I think I look really beautiful most of the time but whenever someone takes a photo of me from the side, I'm startled by how ridiculously flat my face is and it reminds me of picrel deformed cats or babies with downs. It really bothers me and I feel freaked out thinking about how this is how other people see me every day… but there's nothing you can do about it so I just try to forget about it
No. 2226608
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When did 4ch start doing this shit
No. 2227034
I used to love waking up in the middle of the night because I could daydream with nothing to worry about, I need to relearn it.
>>2226756How did they turn out
nonnie? I love bleached eyebrows, they can look so cool.
No. 2227339
>>2227319it makes clicking sounds when i chew now. uh oh
>>2227322will i die
No. 2227359
>>2226608like last week, it's an anti spam measure.
I don't delete my cookies cause I use the thread watcher so it doesn't affect me.
No. 2227374
File: 1730094854280.jpg (25.41 KB, 281x374, 1656019613374.jpg)
I am having waffles at 3AM. What do you normally put on your waffles?
No. 2227404
File: 1730099070369.gif (1.23 MB, 500x281, chuckle.gif)
I just found out how americans celebrate Easter and i can't stop laughing. It's special eds class tier.
No. 2227422
>>2227415These days most easter egg hunts are done with plastic eggs with candy or other treats inside. And it's only for the little kids.
Dying eggs is just for decoration or the tradition.
No. 2227425
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>>2227407kek maybe like a hundred years ago it’s always been plastic eggs filled with candy we hardboil the eggs we are going to color. they are never left out and are usually eaten pretty quickly. the real burger easter tradition is to buy a huge basket and fill it with fake grass and shove chocolates and candies in it, sometimes toys, and gift it to the small child in your life. it has to have the brightest most obnoxious colors imaginable and mine always came with those huge cursed chocolate rabbits and peeps.
No. 2227433
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>>2227429They come wrapped dummy
No. 2228269
File: 1730146099079.jpg (41.09 KB, 809x677, 0074DB17-CC9B-4EBC-9653-0A4611…)
thinking about 2020 and how i'd drink water exclusively out of this short cylindrical plastic container that once held cookies that i carved a hole in the lid of and stuck a plastic straw through and that was the only thing i'd ever drink anything out of save for hot tea.