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No. 1206111

SUMMARY: ScorpioAssHeaux / AliceAmoreLove / PickledPetShop / Ariana McMillan is a 25 year old plastic surgery addict, ex-Instagram “influencer”, animal abuser, and full service sex worker based in Philly.

NOTABLE MILK:

>Has a botched nose job, lip lift and boob job that all have scarring from improper aftercare; constantly talks about needing more surgery to feel better about herself.

>Posts before and after pics of her surgery nonstop, unable to see her own obvious physical decline and downward spiral despite spending hours staring at her own face.
>Recently had a botched facial fat transfer against her surgeon's wishes that gave her a terrible moon face.
>Has a history of posting her animal abuse online: most notably letting her pet gecko get so malnurished that the gecko's jaw broke; and shaving both her cats for no reason during winter in a manic episode >>1106616
>Each time she gets called out, she makes herself the victim, tells people to google it, and then nukes her social media to hide.
>Other notable animal abuse: video of her spraying her hamster with water while it is backed into a corner in a cage >>1034430, and bragging on twitter how she would rather be ugly and pay for her dog's much needed hip surgery >>1107085 , but then spends the money instead on her recent facial fat transfer instead.
>Ari finds dead great dane puppies and decides to put them in her freezer for taxidermy >>1184368
>Ari gets engaged to Matt for a second time >>1198821

Last Thread: >>>/snow/1143442
First Thread: >>>/snow/638649

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LAST THREAD'S MILK

>Ari makes a new ethot friend who she takes pool pics with >>1144060

>Ari tries to sell her art with "I'm an artist, respect my prices!!!". Her art did not sell. >>1149211
>Continues to mix art/sex work and think it'll sell >>1153101
>Ari discovers she can hide her messy, dirty apartment background with photoshop and further proves she lacks artistic flair >>1153302
>Desperate times call for desperate OF pics in the… snow? >>1153445
>Ari the Empath tells someone she's sad their friend died too even tho she didn't know them >>1155090
>Ari buys luminous body paint (and new underwear!!!!!) and dances around like a tweaker >>1157534
>Ari goes live, talks about how protective she is of her hair & shakes her ass like she's trying to chop off a turd >>1159348
>PI Anons discover Ari's amazing cool photoshoot location at her apartment complex looks like a 4x4 pool from the OG Sims game >>1160688
>"Super protective of my hair" Ari dyes her hair after playing around with a filter. >>1163942 Spoiler: It was green >>1164261
>Ari shares a pic she took for her gynaecologist, I mean OF subs >>1167618 >>1190097
>Not milk but Ari calls out a ring flex… a foreshadowing of what was to come >>1168489
>Shaves her eyebrows, gets on live to rub them off and then gets off again. Absolute crackhead >>1170249
>Ari flashes her poonani to the camera in a beanie, mens socks and one of her brand new thongs. Weird ensemble but ok girl >>1171954
>Ari takes her new love of background editing to weird places >>1173117
>Working from home as an artist and sex worker during a global pandemic where people are dying is HARD WORK >>1175404
>Ari shares her BDD struggles with her therapist/twitter followers >>1179574 >>1179577
>DIY haircut and another black box dye later, Ari manifests herself as Tommy Wiseau >>1181002
>Edited background is taken to even weirder lengths, with her legs missing after photoshopping herself into her apartment pool? >>1181394
>Ari posts a dead, frozen great dane puppy in her bare hands, talks about how sad it is but it's ok because she's gonna taxidermy them >>1184368
>Apparently a BBL is on the cards >>1190753
>OF subs get to see Tommy Wiseau blowing Matt >>1195947
>After talking about wanting to be 'bred' for milky jugs & referring to Matt as her hubby, Ari makes a big announcement…. for the second time >>1198821
>Once Ari get's a BBL and starts pole dancing again, it's over for us >>1204523

DELETED SOCIAL MEDIA:

Instagram: PlasticandProud, Plasticnproud, ScorpioAssHoe, PsoriasisandProud, VersatileHeaux, VersatileHeauxArt
Twitter: PlasticandProud, VersatileHeaux, PsoriasisandProud
Tumblr: PlasticandProud, inippleny, ScorpioAssHoe

CURRENT SOCIAL MEDIA:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scorpioassheaux/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/scorpioassheaux
OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/scorpioassheaux
Manyvids: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/1003297752/AliceAmorLove/Store/Videos/
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Airkilla321
Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Pickledpetshop
Depop: https://www.depop.com/scorpioasshoe/

No. 1206240

Thanks for the new thread anon

No. 1206255

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Considering the usual criteria for her vacation fuckery, I’m excited.

No. 1206256

>>1206255
God she’s so gross. She blocked me Twitter cause (before I knew she was on here) I asked her where her ‘hubby’ got her ring

No. 1206257

Anon, I love you and this thread pic. chefs kiss

No. 1206319

Thread anon here, when I was compiling the milk list it did make me laugh how there was so much lead up to the engagement announcement. Calling out someone’s ring flex, referring to Matt as her husband/hubby all the live long day & replying to anyone she could find about pregnancy lol, bitch probably proposed to herself

No. 1206376

>>1206256
Yeah she's a mean, botched, stuck up, granny-like, bitter little troll. She really thinks she's hot shit and that she's famous or something, therefore she can't even answer a basic question because you're a peasant and obviously a hater… Even though you didn't even know she was on lolcow.

No. 1206391

>>1206256
She probably got it with her own money lmao

No. 1206413

>>1206256
Kek, anon. I don’t see why little ms thriving wouldn’t want to flex. I’m sure her ring can’t be found outside of JCPenny catalog.

>>1206391
Let’s keep it realistic, anon. She probably bullied Matt into giving her the money. Wouldn’t be surprised if that was her logic loop hole.

No. 1206829

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God will this greasy bitch finally post something worthwhile

No. 1206836

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Of course it’s behind a paywall

No. 1206839

>>1206836
yeah because she wants the cowtipping retards from here to buy it

No. 1206843

>>1206839
well they didn't fall for it when she was in texas so hopefully they can rein in any urges this time too. Last yr she basically posted the same awk bikini posts the whole time and whined about being there alone with no other young people other than "the locals". There won't be milk unless she brings her friend and even then they are boring af

No. 1206847

>>1206843
the trend seems to be that after nobody buys her shit to post it here, she starts craving the attention and ends up posting it for free

No. 1206872

>>1206847
Exactly anon. I’m only sore because I don’t want to wait the few hours it takes for the desperation to set in. But I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s the one posting her own OF content here at this point. Retarded tinfoil but it’s been a while since someone actually posted one of her OF video. (Unless they protect from screen capture even on mobile) I Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s trying to goat people into buy her shit by posting screenshots only.

>>1206843
I’m somewhat expecting her to fall into the “locals and tourist won’t stop staring I’m so hot” category this time around. It’s been while since she’s had a chance to brag about that kind of shit. Especially outside of the states

No. 1206900

>>1206839
Buying a cows of and posting their vids isn’t cowtipping if you keep it anonymous.

No. 1206970

>>1206872
The app "mobizen" screen records and doesn't notify anyone. I've used it for snapchat, as well as my bank (won't let me screenshot normally.)

And if anyone does use it for Snapchat: If you use it to record, don't use the screenshot, you MUST record. If you screenshot it notifies the user.

No. 1207605

>>1206872
i'm sure people will be staring at her, like when you see a car crash and can't look away. freaks always attract attention.

No. 1207643

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The only time I'm thankful to see her in anything but those old crusty gray panties she keeps on life support. Also rip to the locals and tourists that are subjected to that doughy face. They deserve better than to be enjoying the beach just to have that come scrawling out of the water next to them

No. 1207657

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I bet she's blessing her OF followers with her sunburnt body and doughy face along with her stubbly puss.

No. 1207678

>>1207657
lmao the obvious baiting of trying to get farmers to spend their money is hilarious. why the fuck would scrotes want to pay to see non nude vacation pics on OF??

No. 1207702

>>1207678
Lol I always forget she has an OF following. It's easy to believe that she's the only one posting her own shit here. Anyways Ariana no one wants to look at that raw rotisserie we all know you got going on. I think it's fair to say that we're all good. Send your gyne our regards

No. 1207704

>>1207643
that bathroom doesn't look very luxurious or decent hotel-like lol, is she at some poor local's place as a mail-order prostitute?

No. 1207706

>>1207704

Close! Her grandparents shitty old boat house

No. 1207731

>>1207706
wasn’t the grandparents’ place in Dominica?
also, those bangs are heinous

No. 1207741

>>1207706
That place she went to last time with her grandparents was a house boat, not a boat house lol and it was in Dominica, like >>1207731 said

No. 1207763

>>1207741
Sage for no milk but she is honestly the definition of the Ronald Dahl quote about when you think good thoughts your face will become beautiful and when you think bad thoughts your face will become ugly I feel bad for her because she obviously is fucked up and retarded but she’s an awful disgusting person her outer appearance now reflects what’s within

No. 1207770

>>1207643
where’s the FiAnCe??? Looks like he’s enjoying the vacay away from this goblin.

No. 1207821

>>1207763
Why are you replying to that post?

No. 1207861

>>1207770
im just passing by but this isnt the 1800s it doesnt take 8 hours to process a pic.

No. 1207867

>>1207861
How often are you really checking up on this thread? Yikes.

No. 1207870

>>1207867
fill me in then, a picture is just a second of time, was it posted he didnt go before, was it confirmed they arent together. did she show tickets of them leaving for the bahamas damn its okay to hate someone but shit an iphone snap is a second of time.

No. 1207894

>>1207867
learn to sage before you come at another farmer, dumb ass.

No. 1207956

>>1207643
Didn’t she post a million pictures in this dress the last time she was on vacation?

No. 1208009

>>1207956
So she wore the same dress on two separate occasions, why does that matter? Insane nitpick haha. This is Arianna we’re talking about, a girl that wears the same minging underwear in every photo. Wearing a dress twice isn’t weird

No. 1208013

>>1208009
This dress has a bit of history. She wore it during THE vacation to Dominica - the one where she was allegedly raped, contracted a mysterious rash, and bawled her eyes out in the airport >>782680. Wasn’t really trying to nitpick. Just find it interesting that she’s choosing to wear it again for more vacation photos.

No. 1208082

>>1207741

Sorry, I was multi-tasking and not being clear at all!

I definitely think this is a family vacation with her grandparents though.

No. 1208084

>>1208013

Pretty sure her tRaUmAtIc vacation where she initially claimed Matt "watched" her get raped, is about as real as all her other delusions.

She also claimed her beloved ex Tim raped her and then dropped that narrative fast when she was trying to keep him as a friend when he got a new gf, now fiancée.

>>1208013
She gets ugly new outfits more often than she changes her underwear. The only history to this dress for her is she wore it on another vacation.

The only trauma Ariana has ever known was growing up in Florida and getting made fun of for her big nose (and most likely shitty personality). Everything else is either a lie, a choice, or an exaggeration.

No. 1208112

nitpick but none of the thread images are recent photos from the last thread. like damn, she found a dead puppy and posted herself holding it with no gloves last thread lol.

i didnt wanna make it tho and no one really cares about her enough to put effort for as well so i'll take what i can get, thanks OP!

No. 1208180

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Matt looks like a pedophile…

No. 1208181

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No. 1208201

>>1208180
they both look like they would reek of cat piss

No. 1208202

>>1208180
She looks like a cross between Tommy Wisea and MJ, mean while Matt is looking like a trailer park meth head these days jfc let’s just pray they never procreate

No. 1208208

>>1208112
I word searched the last thread for nominated pics & this was the only one lol, I don’t care enough to make a collage but some anons here are creative and clever so hoping they come thru this thread. Praying for some tropical milk from Ari’s holiday

No. 1208508

File: 1618433775836.gif (17.15 MB, 446x640, SmartSelect_20210414-155427_In…)

I hope she knows that's not considered a bath. Kek

No. 1208535

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This reminded me of ari and matt immediately

No. 1208802

>>1208508
The desperate for us to buy her shit is hilarious. None of us care that much Ari

No. 1208807

>>1208013
She also wore this dress on the same vacation where Matt first proposed

No. 1208894

>>1208181
That fucking crescent moon side profile holy s h i t

No. 1208939

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>>1208894
Honestly it’s all I can think about when I look at her face now

No. 1208966

>>1208802
What’s up with this being repeated lately? She been had an of she’s been “promoting” it for years. Why do you specifically think it has to do with us now? She’s been doing it with her shitty room or pool pics or having sex with Matt, it’s the same shit.

No. 1208997

>>1208535
god i hate gen z’s obsession with sponge bob

No. 1209005

>>1208535
…..Shayna?

No. 1209159

>>1208966
It's because no man who would be interested in her onlyfans would give a fuck about seeing her vacation pics. who else would she be catering to but farmers looking for milk?

No. 1209172

File: 1618506640316.jpeg (799.39 KB, 1242x1073, 9665A350-9F9A-4CDE-9932-B37F75…)

For those who were speculating….she is staying with her grandparents

No. 1209176

>>1209172
the beach looks like shit lol why is she like laying in kelp and shit that washed up?(nitpick)

No. 1209190

>>1209176
Anon…do you not know how tides work?

No. 1209212

>>1209172
few days earlier she begged on Twitter for some sugar daddy to fly her and her friend out to tropics. No one wanted their asses so she had to settle to go with Matt and her grandpa lol pathetic. Imagine being her ~hubby~, her second choice after some old ass rich stranger. Sad

No. 1209213

>>1209190
wtf does that have to do with laying on a dirty spot on the beach?

No. 1209214

>>1209212
this is a separate trip she’s had planned with her grandparents before that “columbia” situation iirc

No. 1209436

>>1209005
I thought the same thing kek

No. 1209470

>>1209212
Idk whats sadder, coming second to a non-existant sugar daddy or the fact that you wouldn't see cent of that money if she even pulls it off. Makes me wonder if her decrepit ass could manage it again. Either way Idk if Doormatt can do another round of bills w the retarded way ariana likes to flex. But than again at least it'll leave him some money for gum.

No. 1209772

File: 1618573879587.jpeg (1.46 MB, 1242x1760, AF5569EA-2028-4C75-9B36-88F8B1…)

She’s trying her best to convince everyone that she’s not an irresponsible person for going on vacation during a pandemic

No. 1209794

sage for no milk, but i love how her promoting her vaca on OF has only made her twitter engagement go down even more. i think i saw only one person besides herself, reply to a tweet saying she looks tan. kek

No. 1209823

>>1209772

Yeah Ive seen more wall-text posts from her trying to give excuses to why taking a vacation in another country is okay than actual vacation photos at this point. Hilarious she thought this would be a flex or something to brag about?

No. 1209849

>>1209772
Somehow she still looks like a junkyard hill billy even in the Bahamas

No. 1209858

>>1209849
it’s her head. that body with a different head would otherwise be a typical vacation bikini pic you scroll past if you’re not fat

No. 1209918

>>1208180

Ariana always has this stank face when she does this awkward smile and it looks like she smelled something bad, such as herself/Matt.

No. 1209919

>>1208508

Her grandpa probably filmed this while the conversation went like this:
Matt: (yelling directions) No, you actually gotta pop your back out more to twerk!
Ariana: This is the best I can do!!
Grandpa filming: Good enough for me, hehehe.(integrate)

No. 1209921

>>1208508

Ariana's twerk attempt is painful to watch. Her lazy ass hardly moves because she's bobbing her butt up and down while barely arching her back. I've seen scrawny girls with bony asses with better twerk skills where there's more ass movement. Please stop this charade, Ariana.

No. 1209926

>>1209772

Well, at least Ariana can rest assured that none of her beloved "natives" or anyone else on the island will hit on her during her vacation with her elderly grandparents and out of shape fiance. With her shitty white button up attempting to act as a beach cover up and her hideous middle aged man hat and bad scribble tattoos and Mac 2nite face and matching hideous personality, she's lucky Matt even sticks around.

No. 1209927

File: 1618595693656.jpg (194.74 KB, 1080x791, Screenshot_20210416-135408_Sam…)

She doesn't know how to act with her current body, based on all of her awkward movements and stiff hands awkwardly groping herself and jerky dancing. Of course she's going to look worse and even more uncoordinated with more plastic surgery.

No. 1209929

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I can't decide what's more pitiful: the engagement she gets on Twitter or the "engagement" with Matt.

No. 1209998

File: 1618600571854.png (Spoiler Image, 4.49 MB, 750x1334, 88998F5F-AF4A-4DB5-AE59-412280…)

she’s so awkward

No. 1210003

>>1209998
holy cow, spoiler this and that old face is out in full force here

No. 1210005

>>1209998
This photo looks like it was taken in a basement by a serial killer and she was forced to pose.

No. 1210046

>>1210005
this is spot-on. why the fuck would she put something this cursed out there? there is nothing sexy or sexual about this whatsoever.

No. 1210091

>>1209998

everyone is thinking what a piece of shit she is for traveling during a pandemic but damn she is really putting herself and matt at risk for really no reason. you’d think she’s care more about the person financially supporting her flabby white ass. covid saga incoming.

No. 1210104

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No. 1210106

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No. 1210108

>>1209998
Looking like a creepy uncle taking pictures of himself in the basement wearing his female relatives clothing. She’s horrendous.

No. 1210110

>>1210104
>>1210106
The juxtaposition between these two photos is startling

No. 1210127

>>1210106
I love that she’s from Florida. It’s too perfect. Like there’s a “Florida Man”, she’s “Florida Woman”…. or should I say, Florida Goblin

No. 1210129

>>1210104
Girl, Ari, baby…. that whole biting the lip thing doesn’t work for you. That’s for pretty girls. Girls who are attractive. You’ll never be one of them, so just give up.

No. 1210130

>>1210104
She looks like someone’s drunk elderly aunt

No. 1210136

>>1209159
Shes probably trying to make some money because she’s a broke bitch and no one buys her OF so this is all she has to promote, she’s hoping it’ll pop off. I think y’all are just feeling yourselves a bit

No. 1210191

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No. 1210388

>>1210191
Anon pls kek

No. 1210398

>>1210191
absolutely same energy

No. 1210644

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No. 1210645

>>1210644
Pooping at the beach, classy.

No. 1210662

>>1210104
this crazy old lady face framed by the greasy stringy hair i'm OUT

No. 1210666

>>1210644
the way she can even make a nice beach look dirty and bland is a talent at this point. everything she touches and every space she occupies instantly looks like it smells

No. 1210728

>>1210644
It would be, except for the hag shitting in the foreground

No. 1210733

>>1209172
this is like so off topic but has she ever been pregnant? because she’s got that dark line down her stomach that you get when you’re pregnant. linea nigra i think.(medfag)

No. 1210744

>>1210733
No that’s just her body hair kek. She has been pregnant but she got an abortion

No. 1210782

>>1210644
She is so pale omg she needs her hemoglobin checked(medfag)

No. 1210784

>>1210782
anon pls

No. 1210880

>>1210104
This is Hey Arnold’s grandma

No. 1211225

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Says the idiot who can't clap her ass or actually twerk

No. 1211702

File: 1618798736108.png (2.05 MB, 750x1334, EDE1FD6C-A712-4E82-8FCD-23A9F6…)

queen of facetuning the ones you leave up

No. 1211985

>>1210733
its probably from her birth control, I got the same line while on the jab, its gormone related

No. 1211986

>>1211985
hormone not gormone but she does look like a gnome so whatever

No. 1212154

File: 1618850579497.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 903.21 KB, 1242x1672, 5B351B8C-3B3C-4C39-9D15-8F3E0C…)

She takes the most unappealing nude shots, it’s a talent at this point…

No. 1212215

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can’t decide if her nose or lips look worse

No. 1212492

>>1212215

Or her eyelashes or her unkempt eyebrows or her bloated face or her sloppy haircut… shit, it's all bad.

No. 1212733

>>1212154
Imagine spending up to $20k of plastic surgery and only getting 14 likes on fucking Twitter and 3 likes on OF. Fucking embarrassing

No. 1213395

>>1212154
I feel like ariana is so addicted to ps and fillers that she would be the type a bitch to get fillers in her vagina. If she knew it was a thing that is…

No. 1213491

>>1213395
She should get fillers in her personality and sex appeal if she wants to make it as a sex worker

No. 1213561

>>1212733

Its really sad how she isnt doing anything with her life after investing so much of her hard earned money into plastic surgery. I feel like if you’re selling body you should at least invest that money wisely…

I don’t think she’ll get her shit together until her 30s and by then all her work will need to be redone or else she’ll look wonky.

No. 1213563

>>1212215

it was hard to see through her shit personality but she used to have really interesting bone structure and its just all completely erased with the fat graft. The smoothness of her face is more uncanny valley than attractive.

No. 1213672

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No. 1213736

>>1213491

And with her track record, she'd come out with a more shitty and botched personality

No. 1213738

>>1213672

Embracing the sun damage and fading and blurring her already shit tattoos for an uneven tan that'll fade faster than the shit tattoos. Nice choice, Ariana.

No. 1213740

>>1213672
oof you can see that she's still lobster red under that tan. In coming crepey skin saga

No. 1213990

>>1213672
Love how she’s completely hiding her face behind her fucked up mop hair

No. 1214229

File: 1619110405999.jpeg (563.95 KB, 828x1263, 7A60AE72-52C8-4978-A487-F31430…)

Comments are back on

No. 1214284

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>>1214229
They're back on Twitter as well

No. 1214292

>>1214229
>>1214284

How long till someone asks her why she shaved her cats again? Weird ass bitch. She just did this cus she wants attention on her vacation pics.

No. 1214296

>>1214292
I really hope nobody asks about the cats or cow tips her, her hiatus has lead to some stale ass milk. I miss when she was over sharing her trash fire life

No. 1214297

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No. 1214337

>>1214297
God stfu ariana you're worser than shay when it comes to being sexual. jesus do you two even look at each other w/out feeling aggressively repulsed?

No. 1214356

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Stay classy Ariana

No. 1214378

>>1214297

ring post is deleted. matt must really be ashamed of her and wanting to keep it on the down low.

after all the times shes bailed on him he doesnt wanna embarrass himself again by saying anything cause he knows she’ll flip a switch and suddenly “not need him”

No. 1214399

>>1214356
The micropenis shaming post has also been deleted

No. 1214450

>>1214356
Ariana should write a book about how to scare away costumers as a sexworker

No. 1214451

>>1214337
>worser

No. 1214453

>>1214229
>>1212215
these face edits she's been doing lately look like a fucked up flat mask.

No. 1214457

>>1214451
Thanks for your corrections. Your being so helpful, Ariana(hi cow)

No. 1214459

>>1212215
the weird line from the tip of her nose and the piercings make her nose look like the face of a turtle

No. 1214461

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No. 1214486

>>1214461
>>1214459
This is autism but I love it

No. 1214649

>>1214356
God this is tacky as fuck. we know full well the only reason she brought this up (again) is to make herself sound fuckable and to humiliate the guy. Her fixation with putting people from her past on blast (who probably never think about her) is just pathetic.

No. 1214822

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>>1214459
Her toothless granny mouth when she smiles or talks (or moves her mouth im the slightest) is also reminiscent to that of a turtle's

No. 1214898

>>1214356

tinfoil: matt shared with her some old friends talking shit about her (either her botched face or the fact theyre vacationing during a pandemic and you know 100% they wont quarantine properly when they came back) and now she’s trying to bring up some story she thinks will embarrass them or call them out. Except she forgets she deplatformed herself years ago and has no following and nobody cares. Shes typing into the void.

No. 1214902

>>1214898
tbf that scrote is retarded for trying to guilt her into sexing him. I don't know why she's bringing it up though

No. 1215058

>>1214902
it most likely never even happened

No. 1215354

>>1214461
TurtleAssHeaux it is

No. 1215612

File: 1619270110356.jpg (90.76 KB, 1080x447, Screenshot_20210424-091430.jpg)

Any ideas on who this could be?

No. 1215703

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Looks like she's finally giving TikTok a go, I can't record it but this was her first video and it's just… weird.

No. 1215731

>>1215703

Guess we have a new account to add to the bio: https://www.tiktok.com/@scorpioassheaux

And yes, her first video is very fucking weird. Someone please capture it.

No. 1215739

File: 1619285152951.webm (2.39 MB, 576x720, 20b0eaadaf1c9cdbcfc5d065d3c967…)

>>1215731
Here ya go

No. 1215745

>>1215703
She is so fucking obsessed with herself it baffles the mind

No. 1215771

>>1215739
she looks legitimately scary

No. 1215780

>>1214902

She most likely begged him to sleep in the bed with her and he obliged, but when he turned her down for sex, she turned it into him having a "micro penis" to feel better about herself.

She's the idiot asking touring nobodies to stay with her to try to get laid and she really thinks she's gonna make the dude feel bad?

No. 1215800

>>1215780
Why is it so crazy to believe that a scrote would take sex thrown at him by a crazy bitch like Ari and she'd lie about fucking him and/or his dick size? The story she told was dumb, not unbelievable scrotes will fuck anything.
>>1215703
she has that negative clevage that troons get when they get breast implants. It's odd seeing that on a woman.

No. 1215802

>>1215780
I hate to say your giving a scrote too much credit. Band guys bang ugly groupies all the time.

No. 1215842

>>1215703
How did you manage to screenshot this 19 seconds after it was posted and to a new account

No. 1215848

>>1215703
You can see the shape of her entire face morph as she moves. Totally normal.

No. 1215879

>>1215842
yeah wait a second..

No. 1215897

>>1215703
Someone’s been craving attention huh

No. 1215902

>>1215739
Her eyes widening awkwardly as fuck at the very end lol
>>1215703
Screenshot taken hours before she announced having a Tik Tok account as well as being taken 19 seconds after posting, hmmm

No. 1215908

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>>1215902
Thanks for pointing out the crazy eyes at the end, anon, I’m howling. I do get fed up with the hard drug tinfoil but surely she’s on something? She’s gurning at the beginning of the video too

No. 1215947

>>1215739
She looks so out of place being on TikTok. She does not have the personality for video content, she doesn't even have the looks for the kind of photo content that gained her followers once. The kind of look she is going for is not trending anymore + she went way too overboard with fillers and surgery to be able to stand out.
She is past her peak, and this is just embarrassing. Like a middle aged mom who tries to fit in with her daughter and her daughter's friends

No. 1215953

File: 1619306129457.png (1 MB, 686x692, KyxI2l1.png)

>>1215902
>>1215908
not wking and maybe i'm retarded/not understanding what you mean but she's making the crazy eyes at the end because thats the joke/meme of the video+song, like shes cringing at her past face like picrel. sorry if i'm autistic and missing something. regardless it's bleak that her first tiktok is about how much she hates herself

No. 1215964

>>1215739
She looks so much better in the before pics she's trying to make fun of. Momokun and Ariana have truly convinced me fillers should be banned.

No. 1215993

She self posted her tik tok 17 seconds after making her first post before even uploading an icon and notifying her two simps why are people giving her what she wants
You guys need to hold out until she isn’t dressed like a holiday party drunk aunt who had a dress barn coupon in late spring, or goes full Florida Woman. Pick one and set goals you wannabe Stacys.

No. 1215998

>>1215993
Jfc, just shut up. I swear Anons in all threads are acting extra brain damaged lately.

No. 1215999

>>1215993
Idc if she wants farmers to talk about her, that just makes her more of an embarrassing cow

No. 1216084

Tbf the screenshot is from an android and I’m pretty sure Ariana has an iPhone, still weird anon could capture it that fast

No. 1216088

>>1216084
there's literally no possible way it wasn't a selfpost kek please. 19 seconds, no profile pic even??

No. 1216169

>>1216084
Yeah but we know that Ariana uses DoorMatt’s phone….not sure if he has an android though

No. 1216170

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>>1215703
I looked up the temperature in Philadelphia for around the time the screenshot was taken and it pretty much matches the temp of 47f on the phone. Sorry for the Celsius (I’m in the UK) but 8c = 46 f

No. 1216176

>>1215999
this lmao, nice try Ariana!

No. 1216230

>>1215739

Of course her first video tries to latch onto her original ig audience of insecure girls who want plastic surgery and see her as their filler spirit animal.

No. 1216237

>>1216230
it isn't going to work this time. tiktok is a lot less beauty based than instagram and you have a lot more of the "body positive" crowd on there. she might get a small following but most of them are just leeches shifting over from instagram.

No. 1216238

>>1215739
it makes no sense to me that she is sitting with this bitchy ass attitude and judging her old self for a feature she had no control over. you would think as someone with her level of body dysmorphia who got made fun of for her old nose, that she wouldn't now sit and act like having a big nose is something so undesirable. it's like she has no empathy for the person she was and everyone else who has a big nose. at least she used to say (pretend) she thought she was beautiful both ways. i know farmers always shit on her old face as well as her thousand of new faces, but i would never judge or give a shit if i came by a tiktok with a girl who had a nose like her old. it's 10000 times more undesirable to me that she actually chose to have this puffy potatoface and then goes and makes fun of her original face. i know it's probably not that deep and she's just trying to be funny and go viral with her plastic and proud thing again, but all this does is show her shitty personality and crusty hair. everyone and their moms have fillers and plastic surgery now, she's not going to go viral again for having baboon ass lips and shitty drag queen makeup

No. 1216367

>>1216088
>>1216169
Even then, the phone itself says “9:38” but it was posted at noon according to eastern standard time, why would his phone be in an entire different time zone. She tweeted about the tiktok a few minutes before it was posted here I bet it was just captured by a farmer with post notifications on

No. 1216465

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PLEASE go watch her most recent tik tok. Seeing her face in motion is jarring. You can just hear the lisp and she looks toothless

No. 1216526

>>1216465
god her nose is so fucked. the holes are so cartoonish, like a drawn animal?

No. 1216535

>>1216465
Not everyone has tik tok…. also this is an image board. Post it.

No. 1216546

File: 1619397273224.webm (4.42 MB, 576x1024, bfd570655528e56ed04a1adef74169…)

>>1216465
All you have to do is download her video from Tik Tok and look up a webm converter to post the video to lolcow, it's not hard anon. Here ya go again since I have the time.

No. 1216554

>>1216535
>>1216546
Or you could just click on her tiktok link that was posted like ten posts ago. I don’t have tiktok.. it’s not that difficult. Anon posted an image that I got enough from to see the trainwreck

No. 1216557

>>1216465
>hear the lisp
?? She's lip syncing, that's not her voice

>>1216554
Ntart, it depends on whether you want anons to see what you're talking about because it's rarely worth clicking the link. Embed is better.

No. 1216559

>>1216557
*ntayrt

No. 1216562

>>1216546
you can see the lisp lol her tongue is just weirdly in the middle of her teeth all the time.
absolutely crazy that her hair is greasy and stiff at the same time

No. 1216584

>>1216557
I'm saying you can practically hear her lisping behind the audio track bc of the way her mouth moves. And how is it rarely worth clicking the link? This is Ariana in live action we're talking about.
>>1216546
You don't need a tik tok account to view a profile, how old are you anon?

No. 1216590

>>1216465
Dam she really does overdraw her lip line like crazy… literally paints a new face onto hers. Wonder if she’d get clients all natural?

No. 1216595

>>1216465
Could her nose still be swollen at the tip? It’s so bulbous that it’s insane she paid for that.

No. 1216615

>>1216546

Lip syncing a song about pussy tasting like vape juice. Stay classy, Ari.

No. 1216631

>>1216590
I mean… completely toothless middle aged crack whores get clients

No. 1216632

>>1216584
This is an image board. If you cant be bothered posting it here to be archived you are better off not posting at all.

No. 1216641

>>1216465
nose looking like silly putty with holes crudely cut in

No. 1216644

>>1216584
I literally went to her account and downloaded the video and posted it here? What makes you think I'm old or that I don't know how to use Tik Tok just because I'm telling someone how to upload a webm and use an image board correctly? I'm not the same anon who said not everyone has an account.

No. 1216673

>>1216546
it looks like she has no top teeth

No. 1216762

>>1216535
>>1216535

Whats with the influx of hormonal, bitchy cunts in this thread? Its almost like Ari (who was outted as self posting) is trying to get her thread closed again by infighting

>>1216632

the irony of anons bitching its an image board while contributing even less to the conversation themselves. we dont need to spoonfed you, the anon posted an IMAGE on an image board, chill.

No. 1216887

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i'm keking at her trying to be sexy

No. 1216891

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https://streamable.com/vlogm7

ofc this is going to be her whole shtick. she doesn't have the personality for video content

No. 1216896

>>1216891
I wonder if she realizes how obvious it is to everyone that she’s trying really hard to show her teeth and prove she’s not a toothless granny to the point of overacting and coming across cringe af even for tiktok

No. 1216899

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>>1216891
And you can STILL see her tiny mouth inside of her mouth kek. Also that bulbous tip, can’t believe she went into debt again just to have another botched ass nose.

No. 1216911

>>1216896
that's what i thought too kek. this just shows her botched lips and that her lower teeth are twice the length as the upper ones

No. 1217111

>>1216887
Lmfao imagine seeing this in person, if I did I would wonder who gave this poor autistic girl all these fillers. These tik toks are cringe. The gothic lettered shirt you might assume at first glance might be a cool punk or hardcore band shirt but once you read “my lips are real” you’re reminded of forever21.. that’s a metaphor for Ariana in general.

No. 1217112

>>1216595
nta but didn't she only get it in the past few months? nose job swelling takes 6mo-a year to fully resolve, and fat grafting takes 3-6 months. so yeah, this isn't the final result in either case, but her face is gonna be fucked no matter what until she gets the jaw surgery she actually needs >>1162808

No. 1217117

>>1216887
>>1216891
Looks like she has ditched one of her nose piercings now. Was it maybe >>121445 and >>1214461 that got to her, lol?

No. 1217118

>>1216891
She’s going to get views not because of her “catfish transition glo up”, but because people want to see her jarring face in action. Woof.

No. 1217133

>>1216887
her nose is so fucking botched it looks bigger and uglier then it ever was

No. 1217136

File: 1619465700638.jpeg (383.21 KB, 828x1474, 9615E921-A00D-45A4-8994-08FD27…)

Wtf is Clapper? (Sorry repost, I forgot to include screenshot)

No. 1217144

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>>1217136
Nevermind its just a poor man's tiktok

No. 1217223

>>1216899

I'm so curious how the mini mouth botch job happened. I've seen a lot of bad lip/filler jobs but her's is uniquely terrible. Can any medanons weigh in? I've lurked Ari for a while and haven't learned anything. It's fascinating.

No. 1217229

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>>1216887

Definitely reminiscent of those pictures of celebrities with their teeth edited out.

No. 1217236

>>1217117
Samefag
Fuck, sorry, the 9 fell out, this was the post I meant to tag >>1214459

No. 1217465

>>1214461
Out of curiosity, why do some people’s piercings stick out like this? I’ve mostly noticed it with lip and nose studs.

No. 1217485

>>1217465
New piercings are often fitted with bars which are too long to allow for swelling and prevent pressure or rubbing on the wound site

No. 1217491

>>1216546
>>1216891
I can't get over how bad her lips look. All the filler has ruined her lip lift. She needs to dissolve that shit

No. 1217493

>>1216891
how can someone have THREE nose jobs and still have a gargantuan nose? may as well have just kept the original.

No. 1217522

>>1217465
they are areas that constantly move so it could shift the jewelry. or she took it out to do her makeup and she didn't notice or care it was off.

No. 1217663

>>1217522

You're not supposed to remove new piercings to do your makeup unless you want your shit to close. Ariana probably hated her pig nose that the double piercings magnified.

No. 1217665

>>1216891

This is painful. Her awkwardly baring her teeth while showing her xenomorph mouth and then lip syncing out of sync with the music while baring her teeth… Ariana's TikTok is a whole different level of embarrassing for her. Yes Ariana, everyone knows you're ugly outside of your 2 posed angles. Thanks for confirming.

No. 1217666

File: 1619521354844.jpg (233.81 KB, 1080x988, Screenshot_20210427-070144_Sam…)

"How do I get more people to watch these videos of me that are embarrassing?

Lemme succc you!!"

No. 1217667

File: 1619521457446.jpg (527.58 KB, 1080x1796, Screenshot_20210427-070311_Sam…)

At least she knows she's cringey.

I like how she's asking people to applaud her awkward "dancing" and only 1 person even liked it.

No. 1217669

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No one wants to spoil you Ariana. You're already rotten and unwanted.

No. 1217722

>>1217493
right?? holy fuck is that thing ever huge. i dont get how she can look down on people with big noses and use it as an insult when her own nose practically takes up half of her face. 3 nosejobs and this is the best she could get it? its honestly so shocking seeing her real face without all the makeup, editing, poses, etc.

No. 1217800

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Not me

No. 1217805

>>1217800
I’ll never forget. That poor thing was so fucked up.
Didn’t it’s jaw like, literally fall off? And she was like “omg I’m so sad my poor gecko, :( should I take it to the vet?”

No. 1217819

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>>1217805
Yes she got absolutely hammered by all the animal blogs on tumblr at the time. I’m not going to repost the photo because honestly it’s just distressing but you can find it in the old threads.

No. 1217824

>>1217819
“Do the world a favour and avoid getting another animal in the future”
Has since:
> paid for plastic surgery instead of hip surgery for her aging dog
> adopted a kitten before it was properly weaned
> shaved both her cats
> bought another snake that doesn’t seem to see the light of day until Ari needs it as a prop

No. 1217977

File: 1619551927656.png (2.95 MB, 750x1334, 36974160-A718-45F2-B667-A64CA7…)

…right.

No. 1218154

>>1217977
TikTok is certainly her most sad and embarrassing journey.

No. 1218188

>>1218154
>>1217666
it's my fav though! it's literally the easiest place to get followers but people def won't be into her sucking her own dick since that's all she's posted so far. Just like every other social media platform make interesting and/or high quality content bonus if you're pretty and don't be an asshole. She has none of that
>>1217824
the snake gives me tnd vibes where she only has it to seem edgy

No. 1218394

>>1217977
She's so dumb. She must mean in person on camera and in the mirror. Phone and camera are essentially the same thing.

No. 1218398

>>1218394
must have been a freudian slip on her part since she knows she doesn't look like that in person

No. 1218501

File: 1619581290273.png (7.53 MB, 1242x2688, 5E1A647F-84B3-499E-B173-DB82E7…)

found this old photo and it cracked me tf up, thought I’d post it. soz for old milk

No. 1219271

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New tik tok alert

No. 1219273

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No. 1219284

>>1219271
Hey could you tiktokers embed her videos instead of saying “hey go look she’s got a new video”. This is an image board and the entire point of it is that you shouldn’t need to go off site to go hunting for whatever. Some retard up thread said that’s spoonfeeding when this is literally just following the culture of the site. Spoon feeding is asking for information that was already covered in previous threads. It is not asking people to embed a vid when they come here like, “she posted a new video go look”. PLEASE stop doing this. Its better you don’t post at all, then do that. It pisses people off. Learn board culture, learn the rules. It’s not that hard, promise.

No. 1219296

>>1219284
I agree it’s a way to prevent from the cow from getting views as well.

No. 1219356

>>1219273
whats up with her leg? AIDs rash saga to be continued?

No. 1219391

>>1219284
yep just screen record it and put it on streamable next time

No. 1219392

>>1219356
looks like extremely bad sunburn

No. 1219405

>>1219271
https://streamable.com/adccjo
it’s really boring as fuck though

No. 1219469

>>1219271
TikTok is already cringey as hell. When Ari participates, it’s even worse. I can barely make it through these videos.

No. 1219471

File: 1619687848827.jpeg (262.3 KB, 655x993, BC4A547D-5185-4E91-AB8F-9332D7…)

>>1219271
Truly amazing how much money she spent on all that surgery and her candids just expose her pre surgery face completely

No. 1219512

>>1219471
If i didnt know better id say this was the face of a chubby botched 40yr old mom on her vow renewal vacation lol

No. 1219513

>>1219509
You didn't sage and you fucked up. Type sage in the email field, anon.

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No. 1219524

>>1219516
besides the hilariously strange looking picture in the background, what the fuck is it with her use of the word normie? everyone and their mother has heard of contouring, no need to explain it to anyone. her doughy face looks doughy in both the picture and the video too

No. 1219548

>>1219514

Oh no the lips are worse in motion

No. 1219561

idk if its necessary to repost every single tiktok here unless its something milky or to point out something when anons can view her tiktok without an account or else its gonna shit up the whole thread

https://www.tiktok.com/@scorpioassheaux

No. 1219563

looks like people on tiktok are already getting bored of every other video being her comparison videos to her old face. Her viewings are dropping. Tiktok always pushes out your first couple videos more though then you sink or swim from there.

No. 1219567

>>1219561
it's for people that don't want to give her views. i don't see the issue as long as it stays saged (unfortunately these weren't, but i digress)

No. 1219594

>>1219567

this is valid, as well as she has a history of deleting everything the minute there’s controversy

No. 1219621

File: 1619711485620.jpeg (436.02 KB, 1125x1531, 46402E83-59C7-4AD5-B43E-C2A57A…)

she seriously gets uglier as time goes on it’s crazy

No. 1219630

She's blocking/deleting comments from anyone who calls out her past behavior on her tiktok videos.

No. 1219631

>>1219514
oh absolutely bleak. her mouth barely moves at all. shes really just trying to pick up the pieces of everything shes ruined now i guess.

No. 1219632

>>1219621
her "freckles" look like someone splattered paint on her face kek

No. 1219866

>>1219405

Is she trying to improve her fingertip strength for Ninja Warrior? Because her and her bent knees aren't going to improve on the pole with this "conditioning" training method

No. 1219870

>>1219514

TikTok is gold for showing her unfiltered face in motion, making her lipsyncing look horrifically worse than any photo I've seen her in

No. 1219872

>>1219516

Her head cocking to the side in an attempt to look sexy while she just looks like she's on meth thanks to her meth mouth look

No. 1219873

>>1219518

What in the world is this fist pumping body convulsion?! Yes, Ariana, please try to strip again for a day… because clearly you're sooo gOoD at "dancing"

No. 1219875

>>1219519

Of course she'd freak out over no weed. It's not like she's lived in Philly for years and should easily have multiple weed connects. I can imagine how difficult it is to retain anyone with her ugly personality and fucked up face

No. 1219878

>>1219561

I much prefer for her shit toks to be posted here so I can laugh at these videos without her thinking people like these videos

No. 1219892

>>1219561
You don’t have to post every video….. people are just saying to post it instead of posting a screenshot saying she made a new tiktok, or coming here to announce a new video. For both anons have to go look for it. But she is rarely seen in motion so I’d think anons would want to have an archive of her videos, especially since she’s new to tiktok - anons want to see what her shtick is. She’s one of the biggest catfishes on lolcow so being able to see her without her cakeface + in motion is kind of a treat as compared to her facetuned selfies. So yeah, just don’t talk about a new tiktok without making it so all anons can see it here!

No. 1219893

>>1219878
For this reason too! Doing that also got anons banned for the most part. Talking about a video the cow posted, without making it viewable here = bad. Making the video available here = good.

No. 1219902

File: 1619734217034.jpeg (1.06 MB, 3979x2473, F27D28CB-41C5-467B-BA54-54E279…)

ari’s various faces

No. 1220041

>>1219902

kind of shocking she’s made it this long without fixing her jaw and chin.

No. 1220107

>>1220041
Dental work to fix her jaw/overbite would be the largest change to her face lmao.
She won’t do it. It would be too hard and take super long to heal

No. 1220172

>>1220107
It’s not like she’s doing anything, and yes I agree that’s literally the most important and first thing she should have done. Her lip lift is nonexistent now too, not sure how that happened as the surgeon didn’t make her nose shorter? Maybe it’s just filler that’s settled, she needs to get that shit dissolved, even people in the camgirls thread got theirs dissolved and they have more simps than Ariana. She shouldn’t wear that heavy ass bright makeup though it makes her look more drag with her strong features, unless she does some 80s revival like other girls on of.

Lastly why is her hair black wasn’t it blonde then blue or some shit not full on fuck your dreams of having any other hair color Black?

No. 1220175

>>1220107
She has said she’s never even gone to the dentist and got her invisalign from the ps office or something like that

No. 1220203

>>1220175
yeah she’s absolutely convinced herself that everything else is wrong with her face besides her jaw somehow

No. 1220268

I dont think that the jaw fixing would really make a difference here. She is just insanely ugly and it’s literally everything about her. Not only she has very unfortunate face, her body is unfortunate as well, and she has 0 charisma or sex-appeal. She should just give up imo because all of her “once I do X it’s over for you bitches” is just so pathetic I actually pity her like I’ve never pitied any cow. She is so desperate to be hot but alongside with being smart, it’s something she will never be. She would be like able as this ugly awkward girl who loves animals if she was at least nice and kind. But her terrible personality will not let that happen.

No. 1220295

>>1219902

This helped me see specifically why she looks terrible in motion. Her fillers give her mouth this droopy look, where her mouth just looks downturned at the corners. But when she has her clown makeup on and angles her head to minimize her jaw, she raises her eyebrows and holds her mouth in a position to emphasize that she painted the corners of her mouth upturned like a clown.
But once she moves and talks and can't keep the close-mouthed smirk frozen in place, her lips are back to their perpetual frown.

No. 1220407

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Totally not a farmer who did this kek

No. 1220416

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>>1208997
I think it’s cute, hopefully the show will die with a beautifully animated finale

No. 1220419

>>1220107
Ok but to be fair, jaw surgery is a major surgery. It’s not like the plastic surgery she’s already had done, this is the type of surgery that is a last resort type of deal. The healing process is among the worst of any aesthetic surgery. It’s not something to be taken lightly. And tbh, Ari isn’t the worst case I’ve seen… just google “double jaw surgery” and you’ll see what I mean… for someone like her, most people would say it isn’t worth it, that’s how ducking crazy it is.

No. 1220423

File: 1619799838756.jpeg (73.02 KB, 980x551, C99536D8-E192-47B0-9930-B8F180…)

Here’s one example!

No. 1220456

She postures as an animal lover when that couldn’t be further from the truth.. when it comes between her wants and her animals needs/livelihood… she’ll choose her wants, every time. All that previous animal abuse has been documented in earlier threads, for anyone who wants to check it out. This cunt projects all of her insecurities onto other people/pets, so pay attention to what she says…. it’s always her worst qualities, which are called out here.


This useless cunt enrages me bc of this animal altruistic side it likes to portray, when its nothing but an empty husk of a human being, with no personality of its own.. and its detrimental effect on everyone it comes into contact with. It’s like a bedbug, or a mosquito, it sucks the life force out of people until there’s nothing left. This can be seen in Doormatts deteriorating looks. It will use Doormatt till there’s nothing left, and find some other poor low-self esteem bastard to sink its claws into.

Sorry, narcissists/sociopaths/ b O r D e R l I n E s like it are the scum of the world

No. 1220513

>>1220456
I agree with almost all of what you said, but the idea that Ariana is responsible for Matt aging like milk is dumb af. He's probably a cow in his own way, he just doesn't air all of his thoughts and life to the internet like she does. But he does enable all of her crazy shit. He chooses to be with a woman who abuses animals, he chooses to appear in her sad "porn", etc. Don't feel sorry for him

No. 1220515

>>1220456
the anons that cry over doormatt are pathetic

No. 1220549

>>1219471
This is the first time I’ve seen her genuinely smile and look happy and even tho she’s botched she actually looks quite cute, probably just her real face coming thru.

No. 1220558

>>1220549
she looks like an alien wearing a human mask

No. 1220585

>>1220419
I mean…. Excuse the blog post but I am getting jaw surgery and my jaw issues (though different than ari's, i have an overbite) are WAY less noticeable than hers. Considering she already had braces and her jaw is still noticeably fucked up, jaw surgery is probably medically necessary for her, cosmetic benefits aside. But no way she would ever see an actual doctor to get it fixed. Psoriasis saga proved that

No. 1220653

>>1220549
I actually think she looks cute too, everything aside.

>>1220513
Matt uses her as some kind of trophy, to make himself look more sane, and to get sympathy because he has such low self esteem. He can’t open up on social media because people would see straight through him.

No. 1220706

>>1220653

Some wk shit right here.

Matt can't blame Ariana for the state of his life because he chose it. And there's nothing wrong with him for not wanting to be on social media, considering how much she makes an ass of herself. He sees and hears it from her all day. She isn't a trophy for him at all. He could get a regular bitch, but his self esteem is shit now thanks to being around a loser like Ariana

No. 1220786

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>>1219471
She genuinely looks retarded

No. 1220808

>>1220706
No someone who knew him irl posted about him having extremely low self esteem and using her as a trophy, she made that shirt of him holding her as a blow up doll too. By no means am I defending her, I said her actually smiling was cute because it’s genuine, and way better than who she thinks the world wants to see her as. Maybe she’s rotten to the core, I really do not care, Matt is around her constantly and couldn’t be sane or a good person himself. A lot of beta men use “crazy girls” to make themselves feel or look better, or because they can control them. Don’t blame his bad self esteem on her lmao. It’s called self esteem and he’s a white man, save your actual wking they both suck.

No. 1220901

>>1220706

i think the days of her being considered a trophy are loooongg gone now. if anything it seems like matt hides her these days and does the whole “im single until you directly ask about it” thing. i mean…. who proposes to someone and doesnt post anything at all about it. matts still plugging his shitty band on socials semi regularly but has nothing to say about his own fiancee?

No. 1220919

>>1220901
He’s not even in the band anymore. His whole life is delivering mail, coming home to his apartment in Kensington, banging Ariana with his flaccid cock and passing out.

No. 1220926

>>1220808

Shitting on Matt for having a low self-esteem and staying in a relationship due to convenience is ridiculous. It's quite normal for complacent men who don't want to fuck around with dating and sharing their life details on social media.

Saying there's something wrong with Matt for being committed to someone who gradually showed her craziness over time is like blaming an abused woman for being with an abusive man.

You also think Ariana's puffy retarded face is cute, so that explains why your views are a little… off.

No. 1221018

>>1220926
NTA but Matt is not only with a woman who is maybe abusive to him, he is with a woman who abuses animals, and have for a long time. He should have left when the gecko saga happened, but he has chosen to stay with her through all this. So idc if he is a poor abooosed boy, he still has a responsibility for the living beings around them, but he does not give a fuck. He lets it happen. Which means he is a shitty person too.

No. 1221028

>>1221018

A complacent person isn't necessarily a shitty person. An abused woman isn't automatically a shitty person because she doesn't leave her man for hitting her or their children.

I don't have any sympathy for Matt and the life he chooses, but it's a bit farfetched to say he's terrible for not leaving Ariana. Her actions aren't his, just like Josh Duggar's wife isn't a shitty person for staying with him.

No. 1221248

Let’s face it - Matt is a 3/10 mailman with a pedostache. No woman would want him so he has to stay with Ariana because only she, a 1/10 woman will treat him like a godsend.

No. 1221260

>>1221248

Even 3/10 mustachioed dudes with a stable government full time job at $18/hr can get a gf. She might not be attractive, but she'd have a better personality than someone who's personality is bpd and plastic surgery/ fillers.

But Matt is complacent, clearly. There's a girl for every guy, it just depends how long he's going to spend looking. Ariana can keep him, he's not a winner. But that's ridiculous to think she's all someone can get. Even the elephant man could get better than Ariana.

No. 1221265

>>1220515
Are you seriously talking about me? Check the post again you retard and tell me where I was “crying over him”. All I said is Ariana is sucking his life force and used “poor” as a descriptive, because any person stuck with It is worthy of sympathy just for that. Other than that, I think he’s fucking retarded and I shed no tears over him.

No. 1221607

File: 1619955655488.jpeg (35.03 KB, 641x191, 5216459B-DCBC-45CA-8369-B04642…)

Sage for no milk but this reminded me of Ariana

No. 1221698

>>1221260
Yeah but he would have to work hard for a regular woman. Ari treats him like he’s some sort of Chad and jumps on him on every occasion. He wouldn’t have that with a woman of value and self respect.

No. 1221702

Not because he is a man but because he ain’t shit or anything special.

No. 1221771

>>1221698

*jumps on him all the time only to film shitty pOrN for OF

No. 1221777

File: 1619978398617.jpeg (186.52 KB, 1242x352, 15F346A1-7CDA-4C74-9B7C-D86CC3…)

Interested to see who this supposed “best friend” is since I’ve only ever seen her mention Aaron as her close friend, and of course the countless burnt friendships with e-thots over the years

No. 1221993

>>1221777
How’s Aaron’s eating disorder and veganism going btw

No. 1222308

With her posting about her “bestie” coming to see her, the sad attempt at dancing now and the sudden engagement to matt and all of the baby talk i feel like she actually is skinwalking that one girl she harassed for a good minute

No. 1222375

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>>1221993
Pining for PnP after she ditched him for the pool thot and her ~lifelong bestie~

No. 1222712

File: 1620075623837.png (1.66 MB, 828x1792, 1D485DAB-EA7A-4492-ADB3-E1C9D2…)

Oh god, she’s looking at extensions

No. 1222714

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inb4

No. 1222719

File: 1620075972178.png (3.14 MB, 828x1792, D249F5CF-BC41-4224-835C-499B6C…)

Yikes 1/2

No. 1222721

File: 1620076006613.png (1.96 MB, 828x1792, DAC74610-7FB7-4C70-AFBA-661123…)

2/2

No. 1222745

>>1222712
Didn’t she already try to do this?

No. 1222768

>>1222745
She had a party city wig phase. Don’t recall a professional extensions phase.

No. 1222794

>>1222768

Nothing she does is legit professional. Just like her aCrYlIc bingo chip nails.

She put those bad extensions in when she had short hair and she couldn't blend them for shit, remember?

No. 1222797

>>1222794

I remember the last time she wanted them, she wanted blond on top and to put black extensions on the bottom, too.

No. 1223106

>>1222721
Her tiny tits were a much better suit for her body. Those lopsided bolt-ons were a mistake and she knows it kek

No. 1223151

>>1223106
But anon, what would she slap and tug at when she makes porn then?

No. 1223196

>>1223151

Matt's flaccid dick.

BTW, I guess she never filmed with the oThEr guy that wasn't Matt. Just to add to the list of things she says she'll do that never happens.

No. 1223230

>>1222712

Yeah i rest my case. sage for old milk but she hated that abcd girl for a while and now she’s talking about how she’s gonna strip, she wants black extensions and she all of a sudden wants to marry matt and make a baby

No. 1223237

>>1223230
Jfc will this abcde w/e girl stop self posting? Nobody cares about you

No. 1223279

>>1223106
if she had left herself entirely alone she could be interesting-looking and skinny-sexy
but she mangled her face and body so badly that she just looks like a deflated blowup doll
she could have spent the plastic surgery money on being educated for an actual career
what a dumb fuck

No. 1223381

>>1222712
My advice is buy shitty synthetic extensions, cus those are the only ones that will look similar to your actual hair and blend in. My better advice is that you should buzz it all off again, cus you already reached the point of no return with your hair a while ago. You are not going to be able to save it. And then fucking stop making changes to your appearance every other week. The rush you get from making a change will never last very long, and then you will want to do something new again, when you should have stopped a long time ago

…. Scratch that, just keep going! It's what makes you my favorite cow together with Vicky Shingles

No. 1223498

>>1222712
Oh my fucking god. She will not know how to take care of them and it will fuck up her hair that much more. They are for high maintenance people. They are also very expensive. Tape ins can destroy your hair and people fall for them because they’re “cheaper” when they are in fact not. If she has never appreciated or enjoyed any hair phase she has had for an extended period of time, this will just be another one of them and it will destroy her hair. She already bleached it from black to near white, then black permanent dye again. Putting additional weight and adhesive she does not know how to take care of on top of a very damaged foundation is fucking stupid even for her. I actually want her to have hair she likes, but she can’t ever like her hair no matter what so there is no excuse to damage it more. We’ve all said it but if she just spent that money on intensive therapy she could at least be making more stable decisions about her appearance, and also actually enjoying them. Sorry for the rant her hair stuff agitates me to no end.

No. 1223810

>>1223230
Lol no one wants to be that trashy abcd hoe, not even our white trash queen who shits herself on the side of the road… think about it

No. 1223835

>>1223230
Ari cared about you for all of five minutes and probably no longer remembers that you exist. You’re white trash just like her, and your self-posting is cringey as hell.

No. 1223922

why does it feel like two cows are fighting in the thread right now. i mean, we all know ari writes cheques her ass cant cash and turns into a little bitch when confronted. so it would be very onbrand for her to be a farmer in her own thread, not afraid to call herself out because as noted above - her self esteems is shot to shit and she’s her own biggest enemy.

No. 1224045

>>1223922
Because they are. Ariana needs around the clock attention no matter what and where it’s from. And most of the bitches that self post here want traction like potential cow status and OF subscribers. News flash: farmers here barley pay Ariana any mind, let alone willing toss her money. If you’ve haven’t notice how dead it’s been that because Ariana stopped self-posting her raw, undercooked pussy herself.

No. 1224099

>>1224045
>>1223835
>>1223810

Nta, but I highly doubt abcd bitch who has a kid and actually is a real swer/stripper, is going to waste her time trying to drop her name on a thread about Ariana. I think she likes actually not being a part of Ariana's drama thread. Anons always yell about self posts to anyone who mentions anyone besides Ariana. Yes, this is a thread about Ariana's dumb flat ass, but other people get mentioned sometimes. Nobody is flattering abcd, they're just being slightly facetious and saying Ariana is doing similar shit to someone she made fun of when she actually had a following. I've compared Ariana to some other bitch, not even accusing her of skin walking, but just making a comparison to someone successful in sw vs Ariana and her larping sw shit, and had to face all the annoying "nobody cares about you and your self post!"

If someone posts the page of someone nobody in this thread has ever heard of or someone's @ that isn't related to anything, then that makes more sense to accuse them of a self post. But not just a random mention/comparison.

No. 1224102

>>1224045

"…farmers barley pay…"

Barley is worth more than whatever Ariana makes on OF these days.

Nobody posted their OF here. This would be the worst place to try to get OF subs. Ariana is the only one trying to fish in the lolcow pond for OF subs since no one actually is attracted to her.

No. 1224119

>>1224099
>actually is a real swer/stripper
get a real job whore

No. 1224189

>>1224102
Anon money is money no matter where you get it from. We've seen plenty of cows do it and their orbiters do it on the daily as well. It's not as rare as you think it is. ntg anyone any ideas, but hate watching fans are more sustainable then the scrotes, just look at our resident cow momokun

>>1224099
One of the anons you tagged, do urself a favor and stfu. No one wants to hear about these low-tier bitches and your the only one that continues to invoke this chics name. No one and i repeat no one cares that much to do comparison with an establish landfill but those bpd faggots. I'm sorry but either go self-post somewhere else, learn to stfu about urself, or at least attempt to bring it up w/out making it obvious. Just because you say its important doesn't make it important. Take a note from most camwhores on this site and learn to lurk w/out frothing at the mouth for attention

No. 1224306

If you truly believe that the anon was self posting, why don't you just ignore it instead of shitting up the thread jfc

No. 1224384

>>1224102
>Barley is worth more than whatever Ariana makes on OF these days.

kek soz but the 'barley' misspelling drives me insane and i love u for this anon

No. 1224524

>>1224189

I mentioned I'm not even the same anon and you're insisting I'm self posting… you and Ariana have a similar sense of logic.

No. 1225371

File: 1620397909533.jpeg (1.41 MB, 1125x2040, CE83EC54-957B-4CA2-A946-78D0E8…)

New photo on twitter, looking absolutely deranged

No. 1225399

>>1225371
Too bad she posted all those stupid superficial vids on TikTok. She finally went viral and no one wanted to follow her. Had she deleted those vids she would have thousands of followers on there now but instead she has 400.

No. 1225462

>>1225399
Honestly her tik toks make her seem like a transsexual. The way her face moves is disturbing.

No. 1225586

>>1225399
Went viral? Wtf did I miss?

No. 1225731

>>1225371
her nostrils are so fucked up…kek.

No. 1225798

She needs to stop contouring/highlighting like she still has the same nose as before. She wanted a ski slope nose but is still doing her makeup like she has a protruding nose bridge. It looks really strange. Heavy contour and highlight really doesn't suit noses like that. Not that her potato nose is better in itself, but she's not going to save it with makeup. That last nose job was a mistake

No. 1225838

>>1225399
…why are you replying to this post? Went viral? What are you on about?

No. 1225863

>>1225838
nta but her latest video on tiktok has almost 70k views, i guess that's what anon meant although i wouldn't call that going viral. but it is more viral than her face will ever go

No. 1225865

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No. 1225938

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I love how her recent Twitter post shows how important Matt is that she cuts his face off to make sure her ugly overdone caked makeup mug is centered in the picture.

No. 1225940

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Her childhood best friend is the person she's been stoked about visiting… she really has no other friends besides the 3 friends she knew before all the embarrassing ps.

No. 1225941

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From her 8th a day weed aDdIcTiOn to enjoying queefing, Ariana is all about getting more followers with her oversharing posts.

No. 1225942

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What a savvy business woman. She owes "thousands" to the IRS and is supposedly stoked she doesn't owe more, but this dumbass could have used a tax calculator on her own all year to figure out what percentage she needs to set aside to pay taxes. You know she can't pay it off up front either because she probably didn't actually save money to pay taxes. She's probably just on a payment plan because "debt is sooo good if you're smart about it!"

No. 1225944

File: 1620481071231.jpg (790.79 KB, 1078x1351, Screenshot_20210508-093533_Sam…)

Ariana and her full face of clown makeup in bed trying to look hOt with her ratty old shitty shirt that looks like the writing style from a bad metal core band, teenybopper underwear, while laying on top of an ugly brown bra and some other clothes. Looks like she just changed in bed for the picture and then took it all off after the pic to put the previous ugly outfit on.

No. 1226403

>>1225940
Is this the old best friend that had her blocked for years? The one that told Ari that she was a horrible person or whatever? She used to cry over that girl constantly on Tumblr.



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