/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

Rachel's Lolcow Thread #3: The Rise of the Fatmad
>uwu I’m laughing with joy at how wrong and retarded you are. I’m beautiful, a healthy weight for my height, and incredibly intelligent. Smarter than every farmer’s intellect here combined. Cope and seethe about it, bitter lonely TERF. You will never be happy or loved as much as I am.
From: >>>/snow/1493162

KF Thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rachel-aliza-leeds-minkin-alruna-serarosier1-tayuubarbie-lucyfern13-miranda-sforza.116204/
2nd Thread: >>>/snow/1485119
1st Thread: >>>/snow/1095830

Current Active Social Media: Please check the other threads for a full list of identities, including KF. Tayuubarbie on twitter is the main account of interest right now as well as her Alruna Discord. If new accounts are made that are active and not suspended, they will be linked in thread.

Meet The Cow: Rachel Aliza Leeds-Minkin, preferred online name Sera Rosier/hated nickname Bertha is a 28 year old cis woman (yes, that's a woman) hailing from Redwood City, California. Her original thread stayed stagnant for quite some time until she discovered it and joined the lolcord to demand that it be taken off the internet. After it obviously was not removed from the internet, her epic spiral into madness began. Before her discovery of the thread, she was known for being part of the Final Fantasy 7 roleplay community as a general menace who fiends for cybersex involving her husbando Sephiroth and some other male characters that fit the same archetype. She is a pedophile who reaches out to minors and joins minor servers and posts sexual content in these minor spaces despite knowing that there are minors in the space. She even seeks them out to have adult conversations, citing thaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

SUMMARY:

Lucinda is an anorexic, bulimic self-harmer with schizophrenia who is convinced starving and puking helps condition her into a "unicorn state". Creepy, cooky, mysterious and spooky, and overall a trainwreck who makes for great entertainment and milky(often harmless) misadventures.

>trans and neurodivergent
>member from twitter's eating disorder and self harm communities (edtwt and shtwt)
>puerto rican unicorn starving and peeing everywhere
>terminally online, often daily posts naked photos to her mostly underage fanbase
>notorious self harmer, has visible cuts all over her body
>has eaten garbage, cat food, hand sanitizer and hydrogen peroxide
>purges 11 times a day
>medication is evil and schizophrenia is a lie, i have powers
>poor hygiene, needs a shower

MOST RECENT:
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Can we talk about Theasystem. He’s a 30+ year old guy who is larping as a DID sufferer and says embarrassing shit like ‘believe all systems’ and whatnot. He now identifies as non binary lol(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

>Admin note: Please remember this thread is not to discuss general grievances and phenomena of the trans "community". Only post here if you're talking about specific trans cows and are able to provide screenshots of their behavior. Generalized vents don't belong here, nor do your personal experiences. Use the appropriate threads on our off-topic boards for this
/ot/ gender ideology general thread: >>>/ot/1894283

This is a series of threads about fakebois and trans-identified females (TIFs).

TIFs are girls and women who take on the 'trans' label to any extent, including undergoing ("gender-affirming") surgery under that label.

"Fakebois" are girls who pretend to be boys, either by becoming TIFs or larping biological males through the screen (classic move). Fakebois usually style and present themselves as androgynous or feminine-looking boys, or wearing girls' clothing and make-up while insisting on being addressed with he/him (or occasionally they/them) pronouns and take great offense at being gendered as female.

These threads are also now a catch-all for any minor TIF cows without threads of their own. Even "serious" troons, (like Kalvin Garrah and Ellen Page) are fair game, as are horrific troon surgeries and pregnancies. Just remember to spoiler that shit.

**TIFs, no one cares if you think you're ~more legit~ than the cows posted here.**

Additionally, occasional discussion of fujoshis is fine, but don't sperg and infight about it. Report and ignore bait.

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ok so I'm a girl who recently fucked danny behind powerviolets back (im danny her boyfriend ) she was making eye contact with me in the crowd  and after I snuck away from violet while she was getting her phone jacked, and we went bathroom separately, and I did a special knock, and then when I came in, he sucked my face off and lifted me in the air, pulled my breast, and started sucking on it while pressing me against the wall, and I could feel his erection, it was good

He told me he we had to make it quick, so I bent over the sink, and he then proceeded to press my face against the glass while pounding away

And then came on my tramps stamp, and said he had to go and give me a kiss bye

And then, when I asked about violet, he told me we’re kinda on the rocks right now


so I’m not sure if they have an open relationship or if he was cheating

https://www.instagram.com/powerviolets?igsh=c2t6Z3c1OXUxbWVl(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

Meet the Singapore guy Kurt Tay who is apparently the lolcow of Singapore. He has created many dramatic events over the years and is still ongoing. But one of the strangest things he has done was actually to himself. He underwent breast enhancement surgery to get himself c cup breaststroke. According to this doc this is something he had wanted for years and felt a version of gr8 joy on having them. Thy have since come out because his wife insisted. I this a common event in lolcows? Wanting breastfeeding enhancement? And then removing them?
Kurt has got himself in a fair bit of trouble in recent months. Having experienced Singaporean culture thy would be very shamed of this Kurt. Do these lolcows exist in other places with tighter social structures where individualism is squashed?
https://youtu.be/DlgzjAnoY3c?si=HYFTPh2_8TH3kpNx
This is the doco I watched.(shit thread)

Belle Delphine skinwalker who was enjoying the association until people started posting her on BD fan pages and she was posted in the PULL BD copy cats thread. Has been having a meltdown over it ever since, as she is posted about and exposed near daily.

>Camgirl/sex worker
>Hairdresser school alumna/mullet afficianado
>Used to do furry art
>Claims to not be a BD wannabe despite the same makeup and snow app abuse, might even have overlaid BD’s face onto her own
>So plagued by BD accusations that she has to clarify in her pornhub titles that she’s not BD (not for, like, publicity or anything)
>Has a live-in BF/pimp that she denies just like BD
>Screen grabs from her diddling videos are posted on PULL and reveal her true face
>Blames bad lighting, an old camera, late-stage puberty, and caked on makeup for the reason she looks so consistently inconsistent
>Insists that she is naturally young looking and not pandering to pedophiles with her content
>Posts clips from a commercial she was in when she was 12 to prove that she ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT CATER TO PEDOS
>Was scammed by a creepy incel into sending provocative video clips, claims PULL users are behind the “hacking”
>Tries to prove her natural looks by posting video clips that include makeup, angles, favorable lighting, blurry quality, and filters
>Encourages her orbiters to white knight her at every opportunity, including joining PULL to give negative reputation on posts that mention her and getting angry at IG commenters who compare her to “Bill Dolphin”
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DO NOT COWTIP, fucking with Daniel will not bring any good milk to the table. He has hundreds of people fucking with him a day. He already has made enough milk to keep someone entertained for years in the past month.

Daniel Robert Larson (born November 15, 1998), is a self-proclaimed professional singer/songwriter, fashion model, actor, and internet celebrity who has gained a large following due to his intriguing and controversial content, including his multiple bans for nudity on live streams, him running for President of the United States, and his obsession with Grace VanderWaal. He has Autism, ADHD, Schizophrenia and Bipolar Disorder. He’s a pedophile and elder abuser.

Daniel’s most well known moments include:

>The May 6th Incident, when he went nude on TikTok live

>The Mac And Cheese Incident, when he thought his caretaker put jalapeños in his mac and cheese so he threw everything in his fridge out

>NYC arc, when he flew to NYC just because Grace Vanderwaal was there

>Likee Meltdown, when he had a meltdown on a the Likee app, an app filled with children. He was using this app because he was banned from TikTok. Multiple videos are of him threatening to kill himself because Grace Vanderwaal’s parents won’t let him on her team.

>December 10th incident, when he punched himself until he bled then blamed it on the motel staff. He ran to his caretaker and screamed “The motel tried to kill me” while punching himself. His caretaker was confused, so Daniel started punching his caretaker too. His caretaker then started bleeding.
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After all the denying and insisting her boobs are “100% real” we can actually see the scar where the incision of the surgery took place. She claimed so hard taht she had no scarring thinking people are stupid and wouldn’t se this(shit vendetta thread)

Meet the cows:
There is more to this thread, but I am not used to doing this so I apologize for the lack of updated information to add to this. Please, feel free to do so in the posts.

Jake Munro - Kaya's ex boyfriend, after dating for around a decade. Cheated on her with his girlfriend's tattoo artist's wife, Kat. Fancies himself a musician, though since his bandmates left, doesn't seem capable of producing music on his own. Used Joker-esqe makeup and mimicking other artist's makeup for attention on Youtube, but has since generally given the gimmick up as his popularity rapidly declined post break-up. Appears to be rapidly aging into the bloated corpse of a chav gordan ramsay due to a suspected alcohol and nicotine addiction. Has big dreams of being the next big V-tuber star. Used to occasionally scar us with his ugly nudes via a rarely updated OnlyFans account. Latest internet persona is a literal clown: "Jester Jake".

Kat Paine - Previously married mother of one, cheated on her tattoo studio owning husband with their client's (Kaya) long term boyfriend (Jake). You can find her posting heavily filtered lewds to her OnlyFans when she isn't tracing Disney coloring book sheets part-time at the tattoo shop. Her most popular phrases include: "Daddy! Shots!", "Drinks! Shots!" and incoherent giggling at Jake doing literally anything.

Notable mentions:
Clair: A sad, 30-something fat American woman with a poo obsession and an apparent marriage on the rocks. She dropped thousands on Jake over the course of a month or so before disappearing without a trace. Anons speculate she's possibly going through a divorce with her dom-daddy older husband.

Kitty McPancakes: Some American png tuber and lolicon loving neckbeard that Jake has latched onto for new material and so he's not stuck playing videogames alone forever. Kitty has his own small crew including his loli roleplaying girl(?)friend and some actual nobody hiding behind a big titty zombiegirl avatar. Neither of them seem interested in Jake in the slightest besides Kitty however.

Highlights from last thread:
>1832669 says that his dwindling views don't bother him. vtubing is his passion. will work at a tesco if he has to!
>1833919 >>1833925 the obvious reason for him growing his fringe out these days
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