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Anonymous ## Farmhand 03/03/19 (Sun) 01:27:21 AM No. 110612[Reply]

/g/ is for all things girly, bathroom talk for advice, lifestyle, fashion, cosmetics, makeup, periodtalk. Anything you would ask and talk about with your female friends.

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How to devote yourself completely to your husbando #3 Anonymous 04/15/24 (Mon) 07:06:28 PM No. 391531 [Reply]

This thread is for women who chose not to date "real men" (aka 3DPD) and instead have chosen to devote themselves completely to their husbandos. Talk about your daily life with your husbando, and discuss why you chose this lifestyle.
Lesbians/Bi women into waifus are welcomed too.

Previous thread:>>>/g/296708

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Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 03:28:30 AM No. 429743

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:26:22 AM No. 429771

>>429704
Very. He has a canon love interest that I have conflicting feelings about but mostly dislike. He's always been beloved since he's the main character for his series but used to be much more niche, now a lot of zoomers are in the fandom and some even self-ship with him. I don't want to block them though because that seems too extreme and I want them to enjoy my art of him, I just avoid them or mute if it's on Twitter. I would love to be able to connect with other yumes of him but I just can't bring myself to do it. He's mine and mine only and I've accepted I'm insane.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:36:51 AM No. 429783

>>429704
(warning: delusional) I'm the only one doing it right so IDC

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:48:27 AM No. 429784

>>429704
i am his one true love and i would kill anyone who looks at him except i won’t because i know they will die slow painful deaths soon anyway.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:00:28 AM No. 429785

>>429704
Not really, he's a yandere with canon love interests so it'd be pretty difficult if I was possessive.
That being said I get pretty autistic when I see yumes go "He would support political issue twhe same way I would!" "he loves skibbidi toilet and also loves my favorite food!" "He loves the same fashion style I do!"
No he does fucking not! His favorite food is written in the damn book! Multiple times! And he was born too early for skibbidi toilet! If you can't prove it with quotes from either the book or from the author's mouth then you can't fucking say that its true. Keep true to the character or make your own oc.

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Bisexuality Thread #4 Anonymous 07/25/24 (Thu) 03:13:53 PM No. 418500 [Reply]

thread #1 >>56468
thread #2 >>199767
thread #3 >>333126

if you're still extremely unsure if you're bisexual, the questioning thread is likely a better fit. talk about your gender preferences, how you discovered you were bi, what's your type in men and women, how you feel in the community, any struggles you've had with bisexuality, etc.

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 08:43:17 PM No. 428491

>>428432
then why did you get mad at >>428164?

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 06:25:27 PM No. 428859

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I really missed this thread

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 10:48:38 PM No. 428917

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>>428859
Same. I wish I could post more to make it more active but my life is boring and I don't do anything.

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 02:51:02 AM No. 428992

>>428859
One of my favourite /g/ threads. We need LC, where else are we going to connect with our specific kind of autistic terven bi women?

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:11:24 AM No. 429779

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As a britbong one of my types is whatever women like picrel grow up to be after age 25. Straight, probably.

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Dating Apps #2 Anonymous 03/08/22 (Tue) 08:49:14 PM No. 248328 [Reply]

The good, the bad, the ugly. Share your experiences here, what are the best apps to use, your success stories, cringeist interactions, horror, etc.

Previously >>>/g/82463

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Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 01:42:21 AM No. 429345

I'm not sharing an experience I just have a question for those with experience.I recently downloaded a couple dating apps as I am trying to put myself out there and get over a 2.5 year long relationship with loser extremist moid.

1) Please just give me general advice. I am 20 and slightly inexperienced, didn't date much in high school other than my ex. I just moved to a new town and state, I literally know nobody in the area,I live with my dad. Should I try to make friends first? I can make effort towards being social but i'm an introvert to the core and like everyone I'm painfully PAINFULLY insecure and scared of rejection. Is meeting people off of apps really as awkward as the concept seems? I'm pretty reserved.

2) on a less serious note, how true is it that guys lie about their height on these apps? I am a true 5'8 and as I swipe I see numerous tall heights, 6'3 and up, and I matched with a guy who is listed as 6'7 which just seems outrageous. Should I be concerned about these men bullshitting or has your experience been that men are generally honest about it.

3) How can I stay safe? I'm terrified of men, them hurting me physically or mentally. What are some excuses to bail out or let a guy down softly? I'm kind of paranoid. Is this a sign that I'm not ready to put myself out there?

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:24:05 AM No. 429445

>>429345
If you want friends I think that apps are decent enough if the other person is interested, but you have much more luck in finding same minded people by visiting places you usually spend time in, for examples your uni or workplace or even a bar you visit often.
I met one of my friends on bumble though so I think you should try it! She’s a sweetheart, she had moved here and she didn’t know anyone, just like you. We chatted for two days and then met up! We go to the same faculty so we have many things in common.

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:29:08 AM No. 429446

>>429345
I’m not in America so I don’t know how things are there. But people here in my country list their height correctly when they do, even when they’re on the shorter side, I’ve never had a problem.
About the safety part:
>always meet up in a public place as a first date
>don’t drink too much and remain vigilant, >reach the location on your own, don’t let them pick you up.
>don’t share your address
>share your location with someone if possible. >If you happen to want to have sex have your own condoms just in case too, you do you, but I prefer having sex later , when I’ve already gone out with them a couple of times already.
>this is something I do out of my own discretion but I always say what I don’t want to be done immediately, no chocking, no slapping etc.

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 10:31:36 AM No. 429447

>>429345
If you don’t like the person you’re out with at the end of the date you can just excuse yourself by texting them “I had a great time, but I don’t think we’re compatible, good luck” something like this. Or you can ghost, although I find it quite rude.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:58:56 AM No. 429777

>>429345
1) Yes, it's very awkward. If you tell men on apps that you're looking for "friends", they'll think you mean fwb so definitely don't say that.

2) Tons of them do lie about it, unfortunately. They're straight up advised by other men to do so and told that women won't be able to tell the difference.

3) Stay in public. Do not go into any private space with a man you don't know well yet, including cars. Keep the initial dates to daytime only. Frankly, I would advise not sleeping with a man early on at all, until he has demonstrated commitment. Lots of men lie about wanting a serious relationship to lure women into having sex asap, then ghost them right after ("pump and dump"). The only way to avoid this is to just refuse it until later. Fuckboys won't stick around for long if you make it clear.

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Advice Thread #10 Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri) 11:10:17 PM No. 393926 [Reply]

Previous Thread: >>347288

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Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:12:55 AM No. 429669

>>429665
Do you know how to cook?

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:26:54 AM No. 429676

>>429669
yes, i know the basics! i’ve just been really… lazy lately? and thought my food would not be good enough anyways to fulfill my need for sugary / oily foods… stupid, i know.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:30:11 AM No. 429679

>>429665
Maybe you can introduce healthy foods into your diet bit by bit instead of trying something huge like a complete cold turkey/replacement. Add easy-to-eat foods to your diet like apples and bananas. Having sandwich ingredients and a few sauces you REALLY like (e.g buy chik-fil-a sauce) could be a good stepping stone to bridge the gap between takeout and cooking.
I know eggs are expensive these days but they're good nutritionally and flavor-wise, and hard to fuck up. If you don't know how to cook/can't be assed to fry them each time (me too lol) then crack them into a bowl and microwave for 30 secs.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:48:52 AM No. 429730

not sure if any of yall have experience selling online but I'll shoot. so, is etsy still ok? I do have other online fronts (been doing very good on mercari and ebay). though there's certain antique, high-end stuff I wonder if I should try selling elsewhere. I kinda like the idea of having a themed online store.

also, the only thing I've struggled with selling is clothes.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:55:37 AM No. 429775

Is it worth apologizing to people you've wronged repeatedly, or just a cringe self-pity/self-interest thing? Is it better to just let sleeping dogs lie? Would you appreciate being apologized to? In a nutshell, I was a terrible person in my twenties. For a bunch of reasons I was just a terrible friend, and I would often cut people off for no reason (I had reasons at the time, but they were dumb and immature), blocking them on everything. I understand why I was like that now, and I'm suffering the consequences by pretty much having no friends. I've gotten better and addressed all the root issues that made me lash out, that made me untrusting, all that, plus just maturing as a person. There have been certain women I long to apologize to, but part of me wonders why? To what end? I fear I will just come off as "woe as me, I swear I'm better now promise! Please pity me and tell me it's okay that I was shit!" There has been one woman I apologized to already, and it's been very nice being friends again; but with her, she had wanted to approach me and try to be friends again as well, so there was at least a mutual interest, whereas other women, I don't know if they'd even care to hear an apology. For some, it's been over three years since I blocked them, so it feels like I'm digging up shit that should remain buried, but at the same time I feel as if they are owed an apology. I don't even necessarily expect them to be my friends again and would understand if they don't even open my messages, it just feels like the right thing to say sorry. Or maybe I'm just overthinking and feeling particularly guilty lately.

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Unconventional Male Attractions #24 Anonymous 07/05/24 (Fri) 11:33:56 PM No. 411901 [Reply]

>bespeckled large-nosed gentlemen edition

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

prev
>>>/g/392162(unlocking when the old one reaches 1200 posts)

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Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:51:14 AM No. 429773

>>429753
nta but hybristophiles?
There's unconventional and then there's thinking terrorists are attractive.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:51:54 AM No. 429774

>>429588
Is it just me or does he sorta look like Jerma?

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:56:44 AM No. 429776

>>429678
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK NONA

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:04:20 AM No. 429778

>>429773
Nta but to be fair anons have posted the boston bomber guy multiple times without anyone batting an eye, so

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:23:29 AM No. 429782

>>429653
People made a big stink about him having a younger girlfriend and thought he was disgusting for that till I found out she was like 50, at which point, does that even matter anymore? She doesn't even look young. She looks good definitely, but still very much her age much like him.

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Black Girl General #6 Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 11:25:13 AM No. 429453 [Reply]

Previous Threads: >>>/g/418638
>>>/g/409041
>>>/g/378416
>>>/g/363824
>>>/g/199512

A place for black farmers to discuss experiences and topics related to being a black woman and the black community. The positive, the negative, the rants, the raves - it all belongs here.

Follow site/board rules. Report and ignore bait (especially from those defending male violence and brutality on black women). Be aware of common infight & bait topics (diaspora wars, Africans vs African-Americans, interracial dating, etc.) and act accordingly.

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Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:05:09 AM No. 429765

>>429633
Yeah there's a lazy mod who doesn't red text and just deletes everything be careful

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:12:18 AM No. 429767

>>429751
you know you can't debunk what I said, so you resort to putting words in my mouth. Conversation over.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:13:37 AM No. 429768

>>429751
Which one of you offended the white girl in here say sorry before she derails the thread

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:14:30 AM No. 429769

>>429751
NTA but you're annoying. There are entire twitter accounts dedicated solely to bashing black women and dumb scrotes on podcasts watched by tons of young people singling us out specifically. If you're so against "rudeness and racism", make it equal and go deal with those instead of trying to police tiny throwaway comments in a general on a slow niche women's website lmao.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:17:16 AM No. 429770

We should just ignore that retard, don’t even bother answering because they’re saying BS

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Retarded Husbando Hornyposting Shitposting Thread #26: Back From The War Edition Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 01:14:44 PM No. 428529 [Reply]

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
etc.
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here
-Actual real life men hornyposting
-Nigelposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
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Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:20:04 AM No. 429756

>>429737
I disliked him at first. I was terrified of falling for him. I desperately tried to fight my affection in every way possible, trying to convince myself he was ugly and repulsive and every personality trait of his sucked. Fucking kek. But love is not a thing you can choose and if you try to fight you'll always lose

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:59:05 AM No. 429763

>>429097
26, I’ve been avoiding arranged marriages by my family because I refuse to be with someone I have no interest with. Dead serious, I plan on being physically single for life

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:59:46 AM No. 429764

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I only played AJ:DD for this guy, and I need MORE there’s barely any merch of him, I need to DRAW HIM NAKED

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:07:15 AM No. 429766

>>429382
It’s so hard for me to overstate how much I love this album

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:16:09 AM No. 429780

>>429524
>>429627
I don't like when Sachiko puts a pube goatee on him sometimes. Keep him pretty pls

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Attractive Women You’d Want to Fuck #3 Anonymous 04/21/24 (Sun) 05:35:19 AM No. 392562 [Reply]

Post conventionally attractive women you'd want to fuck and have no shame admitting

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Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:49:46 AM No. 429731

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>>429718
AYRT, yes her acting was definitely the main criticism but there were definitely some weirdos commenting on her looks in relation to the role (which shouldn't be relevant). I got these caps from Be Kind Rewind's retrospective. I didn't care for her performance but she's beautiful to me

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 03:00:41 AM No. 429735

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Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:22:45 AM No. 429758

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This woman is so beautiful I love her I want to marry and adore her. I love this girl!

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:51:58 AM No. 429762

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Monica Vitti. She looks so youthful, but mature at the same time. I love her cool girl vibe.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:18:54 AM No. 429781

>>428588
If there was one thing realistic about The Godfather, its that Mary Corleone would absolutely be a Sofia Coppola type of person.

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Lesbian Hornyposting Yumejo Thread Anonymous 03/04/23 (Sat) 04:34:53 AM No. 315174 [Reply]

To the lesbian anon with a 2D crush, here is something to consider:
>think of your husbando
>really visualise him
>remember all the things you like about him
>now… ask yourself
>what if there were boobies under there?

Welcome to the Lesbian Hornyposting Yumejo Thread, the illegitimate daughter of the Retarded Husbando Hornyposting Shitposting Thread and the Female Fantasies Thread. Here you are free to imagine your favourite fictional woman in any scenario, sexual or otherwise, and post about her to your heart's content. Even better if, in her source material, that woman is a guy.

Example posts
>I just know Komaeda's pussy tastes like battery acid
>I want to fuck Goro Akechi until she is too overstimulated to monologue
>(3 paragraph description of a romantic date with Neku TWEWY which ends in passionate tribbing)

Rules
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Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 07:47:34 AM No. 429418

>>429015
She is hot.
I wish we got offical female MCs who look like this.

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 04:01:49 PM No. 429516

>>429015
Sexy as fuck but would be better if they kept the big nose

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:20:09 AM No. 429672

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I want to see that guilty blushing face Kaiji makes when he is doing something he's embarrassed/ashamed of on her after she's blown the allowance I gave her (she's living with me after I picked her up off the street from a wet cardboard box in the rain) on pachinko. I'd end up softening my heart after seeing how much she enjoys the tasty dinner for us a few hours later and then after a night of [x-rated, redacted] I've forgotten why I was mad with her to begin with. Rinse and repeat. I love my scum leech GF.
>>429516
IKR? I've seen a surprising amount of Kaiji genderbend art and it's all golden. My current guilty pleasure yuri ships are genderbent Ichijou (femme) x Murakami (butch) after reading the Ichijou spinoff, and genderbent Ichijou x Kaiji.
>>429418
Extremely true nonna.

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 12:29:23 AM No. 429677

>>423758
Yumes are the only people consuming one piece the right way tbh

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 04:29:22 AM No. 429761

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Even after all these years I still love her. I have loved her for 10 years now. I NEED to fuck her so badly. I've dreamt about her every night for the past month straight for some reason. Maki is just such a qt to me. An artist I like drew her boobs straining against her shirt and I can’t stop thinking about wanting to nuzzle and rub my face against her breasts….

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