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No. 110612[Reply]

/g/ is for all things girly, bathroom talk for advice, lifestyle, fashion, cosmetics, makeup, periodtalk. Anything you would ask and talk about with your female friends.

>/ot/ is for offtopic, discussions, debates and sperging

>/m/ is for image spam unrelated to beauty or vidya and movie talk
Do not post porn, talking about porn or sexual preferences is fine though.
You can see all the rules here https://lolcow.farm/rules

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No. 206344[Reply]

Arthur Morgan Mantiddies Edition

>What is this thread

By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread /g/ edition, which of course, talks about husbandos and horny shit
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your 3D and 2D crushes so you don't clog the other retarded thread. Post memes, be frisky, whatever.
>But why
Farmers are some horny b*tches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to ganbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies

Update: The retarded hornyposting thread now includes pairings, and remember you can thirstpost about 3D men as well. For other /g/ related shitposts just use the current /ot/ thread. Thank you!
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i want to suck on toes. maybe pingas too

No. 210354

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I'd suck both of them and his nipples. Would also eat and peg his ass while stroking his cock.

No. 210355

my sides

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Nonas I had an amazing dream. I dreamt there was a Jujutsu Kaisen movie about events after the Shibuya incident and Maki was the main character. She did a lot of erotic lesbian wrestling with her besto friendo Nobara who had survived of courseand both looked super butch and cool as duck. The scrotes were turned off. It was epic.

No. 210380

Oh and it was live action with super cool fight scenes. You all have no idea how fine and fit Maki looked. If only it was real.

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No. 207856[Reply]

Vent your heart out, give and receive relationship advice from fellow farmers.

Previous threads:
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No. 210325

I have feelings for a friend of mine, we dated years ago but we were young and it didn't work out but after that all died down we became good friends. they've recently started seeing someone and seems so excited about her, I'm so happy for them but can't help but feel jealous because I definitely have repressed feelings. I don't want to be selfish. is there any way I can be supportive without having to distance myself from the friend in question? I cherish their presence in my life

No. 210329

> I want him to come back to a healed version of me
I think you'll know that you're making improvements when you let go of him, that is imo step one of your healing.

It's very early days right now so your current thoughts are to be expected. I think we've all been there right after a break up but you're entertaining thoughts that will only stop you from healing if you don't push past them. Be single, stick with your therapy and do it solely for you, and even your daughter. Think of how forced or on and off again relationships certainly don't have good effects on children who have to witness it.

No. 210372

I'm dating this guy for 2 month now. And start to develop feelings. And it all feels really special when we are together and we have fun and he said we really have a connection. He lives in another city and so we see eachother just one the weekends. When we are not together I get anxious that he doesn't like me and the feeling comes that I should let him go because I'm a mess and he deserves better. I always do that and push people away so they are free of the burden that is me. I'm starting therapy soon and told him I will get help because I don't want to make my problems his. How to handle the anxiety when I'm not with him? I don't want to ask him all the time if he likes me or misses me and I also don't want to escalate and tell him to fuck off.

No. 210376

I used to get very anxious like this anon and it was painful I really wasn’t enjoying my time away from my bf. The advice I can offer you is spend time with friends and family and do some fun activities. Pick up a new hobby. Think of your life as a big cake your boyfriend should be a slice of that not the whole cake albeit he can still be a pretty big slice! He’s a part of your world that should enhance your life even when you’re not with him. It takes time but you need to learn to enjoy your time away from him with other people. Hope the helps and make sense with the whole cake analogy!! Good luck anon you can do it!

No. 210378

Thank you this helps me big times! Glad you got over it and I wish you a lovely and enjoyable time.

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No. 200981[Reply]

Please keep posts focused on women and female homosexuality! If you want to talk about attraction toward males it probably belongs in the bisexuality thread or questioning thread (check the catalog, they're usually not on the front page but I promise they exist!). Please ignore obvious bihet/troon/tradthot/etc rage bait as well.

Topics of discussion may include but are not limited to:
>first crush?
>what’s your local lesbian scene like?
>cute stories about your gf
>favourite lesbian media? lesbian media you hate?
>coming out stories
>are there any cows you’d uhaul with?
>bitch about being lonely
>tips for coping with being lonely
>butch? femme? how do you feel about labels?
>top? bottom? how do you feel about those labels?
>what's your type?
>how did you know you were gay?
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No. 210371

>99.9% of the time when a straight woman is complaining about lescels it's because she's a homophobe, not for any deep reason.
Based and truthpilled. Never have I seen an abundance of these fabled bitter lesbian incels who try to pressure straight women into dating or sleeping with them or trying to shame them into homosexuality. Complaining about the small dating pool or wondering out loud how straight women can take the bullshit men give them isn't trying to homorape them. It's all about them being disgusted with lesbians and seeing them as the predatory homosexual trope, nothing more, nothing less.

Homophobic straight women lose their minds over butches and give their best effort to frame them as rapey Men Lite who will assault you the moment you turn your back around. It was discussed upthread how they try to pass it as them just "being afraid of males and reading them as such" or they "had bad experiences because a butch tried to hit on them once" yet simultaneously are completely comfortable being around with men.

>Even now my pathetic female-socialization instinct is to be like "that being said I definitely have sympathy for the straight girl because hey from her perspective we ARE disgusting monsters and the 12-year old lesbian really should have been more mindful of that #solidarity #supportourstraightsisters.".
Yep, it's bleak as fuck. Couldn't count the times a "straight sister" has been absolutely disrespectful to me and my boundaries yet I'm supposed to be the assigned pervert and constantly apologize for existing.

No. 210373

I feel that a lot of you guys spend a lot of time in radfem spaces (eg calling het women “straight sisters”, continuing to care for homophobes because of “feminist reasons”, constantly feeling bad for being part of female spaces etc etc). As someone who has also done that, I want to say that leaving feminist discourse has been one of the best things for feeling better about my sexuality. Most of the times radfems use lesbians as bullying targets and scapegoats because they know we will always bend over and apologize for existing. They don’t have any sisterhood towards us. Just my 2cents

No. 210374

>It's actually the radfems who booly lesbians!!
Just what in the ass are you talking about? The worst female-induced homophobia I've experienced has been from normie, non-feminist women who say shit like "now I'm not a homophobe but I just don't want to be around lesbians you know, they might come on to me". Tradthots are the next worst but they're rare and often unhinged to the point they're easy to spot and avoid, but regular people just blurt out homophobic crap out of the blue. Lesbophobia definitely exists in feminist spaces too but it's usually the "gendercrit" tradwifes who complain about muh heterophobia, not radfems.

No. 210375

it's all of them lmao

No. 210377

Yeah true, I feel like I got catholic tier shame from that. Sure normie non-feminist straight women aren't much better, but they don't literally say that you are objectifying women in exactly the same way as scrotes do and using all the feminist lingo to make you feel like you're bad for feminism by being actually attracted to women. Not just in the wholeseome handholding on a Tuesday, "choice", way. For some reason it hurts more after all the platitudes of how radical feminism is the only safe space for lesbians and butches in particular, when in reality it's just… not at all. I've been out of those groups for a while now, but I definitely internalized some shit. Being a safe space for polilez in polilez uniform isn't the same thing as being a welcoming space for us icky "lifelongs" and ~male-aligned~ butches.

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No. 209722[Reply]

This thread is for women who chose not to date "real men" (aka 3DPD) and instead have chosen to devote themselves completely to their husbandos. Talk about your daily life with your husbando, and discuss why you chose this lifestyle. Lesbians/Bi women into waifus are welcomed too.
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No. 210337

This is really nice. Now I'm eyeing all my posters and thinking I should get frames for them

No. 210347

Based chart, everyone should post theirs too. I unfortunately already posted my husbandos in this thread though.

No. 210348

I can smell this picture through my screen. It smells like wet sock and mcdonalds playground. Maybe some boiled egg in there too.

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Love it, but yeah shit charecter. Same with this one kek

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>When did you become husbando-only and why?
It was by accident really. My last boyfriend cheated on me and then tried to blame me for it (too bad for him, he has an STD now lol) which has really put me off 3DPD men entirely since millions of them are like that now. Then after a family member got sick with cancer, I became her carer (she's in remission now) and I realized I was happier just being quietly devoted to my husbando.

>Do you keep this lifestyle secret?

Yeah. I think my Discord friends suspect but they're not the judgey types. Otherwise I don't share since there's no point in doing so.

>What merch do you have? Do you own bodypillows, plushies, ita bags, a husbando shrine?

I have a body pillow that I bought as a gimmick a few years ago but he's held up very well and I've kept him on my bed for years. I've since bought lots of merch. I haven't set up a shrine to him yet with all that stuff but maybe I should. I don't like ita bags though, they're all so ugly and nonfunctional and they show off the kind of merch I don't like.

>Would you ever go back to dating a 3DPD?

I am open to the idea but 3DPD are mostly worthless cheaters who are endlessly plotting mass shootings or blame non-whites for all their problems. There are a few diamonds in the rough here and there but I'm not willing to search for them. The future is open but I'm not expecting anything.

>How's your daily husbando-loving life like? Example: do you drink coffee while thinking of him?

I write plenty of fanfic about him and I talk about his franchise with my friends online. Luckily they like him and his game so we have a lovely time with it. Just imagine getting to chat with your ladyfriends about your husbando all the time…it's wonderful.
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No. 209130[Reply]

Let's talk weddings.

>What does your ideal wedding look like?

>Share ideas here: Colors, themes, dresses, rings, venues and general inspiration.
>If you're getting married, what are you planning and how is it going?
>Any stories of weddings gone wrong (or right)?
>This is not a thread for hating on weddings/marriage.
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No. 209388

Where do you like to browse realistically priced wedding dresses? I’m engaged and overwhelmed by the price of the results just googling stuff like “embroidered wedding dress”. Is it possible to drop less than $1000 on a nice dress?

No. 209588

If I were you? I'd visit some bridal shops and try on a variety of dresses to get a feel for what actually looks good. Then I'd find something similar and cheaper on Etsy (cliche I know).

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This is the wedding dress I want, I love the champagne.

No. 209626

wow that's pretty and very unique!

No. 210357

Recently I got engaged and my fiance was surprised that I was clueless about what I wanted for a wedding. The reason is, my mother is extremely painful to deal with, and she'd overtake everything if we let her pay for it. Unfortunately, we don't have the money for a big event we'd want, and we're not interested in having a long engagement to save up.

We've decided a middle ground that makes me happy. We'll do a micro-ceremony with only our closest, and a fancy restaurant dinner instead of a traditional reception. I'm letting mother pay for this, because in such a downsized wedding, there will be less things we would butt heads on. (I'd still pay for dress though, because there's no way our tastes are going to align)

Post-marriage, we'd save up for some kind of badass vow renewal where we do whatever the hell WE want without family pressure.

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No. 150474[Reply]

Last thread reached the limit so here's a new one.

I confess that I've always had crushes on unobtainable people, e.g. anime characters and internet personalities, more than people I actually know. I feel like the fact they're out of reach makes them more attractive, and I kind of don't mind I'll never date them as it's fun to just daydream about them as escapism.
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My pharmacist, it's impossible and pathetic but kind of hilarious to me that I like him, someone who knows all my issues

No. 210067

Sometimes I turn on Microsoft text to speech if I have to study something, and I pretend the voice reading it out is a kind robot girlfriend. I run through all the speech settings to find the exact one that speaks gently. So i guess i have a crush on a piece of software oopsies

No. 210069

anon one of my guiltiest pleasure fantasies is a hyper-intelligent but guileless in the ways of humans robot girlfriend. i might have to be a loser and try this.

No. 210071

Kek please do try it, I’m glad someone else appreciates robots, just don’t let anyone catch you putting an amazon alexa speaker where the sun don’t shine

No. 210350

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I hate that I want this British Barnacle to do me in. I hate how Smarmy and condescending he is. Pure Toad man. But he's cute and tall.

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No. 156715[Reply]

What are some trends, fashion choices, and outfits you hate, and why?
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No. 210249

the buttons definitely throw it off for me

No. 210292

I feel like these are useful for layering only

No. 210332

I'm so glad we're past the era where these were popular, I've always hated them

No. 210333

can they at least have some fashion sene and dignity to make it an actual two-piece skirt with the thong because exposed things are very cute but this just gives smelly heroin chic jennifer at coachella vibes

No. 210346

>this just gives smelly heroin chic jennifer at coachella vibes
kek literal crackwhore fashion

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No. 203317[Reply]

Share any experiences or thoughts on current day sex work.

Have you ever cammed, sugared or escorted? How did it impact you psychologically?

Can sex work be something empowering and fulfilling, as Twitter prostitutes claim it to be?

Should sex work be legal and regulated? What do you think about Onlyfans and the recent ban reversal on it, etc.

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‘People’ don’t care, police do and they have to which is what is important. I’ve encountered dangerous situations in SW and there’s usually organisations in most developed countries that enable us to report anonymously, send alerts to other working girls and be put in contact with a (usually female) officer who is trained to interact helpfully and sympathetically with SW.

This - and whilst I’ve never shamed a civilian for making pennies, the uppity behaviour comes from them shaming us for selling pussy. It’s not like these women fire off at non-SW for no reason.

Yeah I’m a prostitute and I have no intention to ever disclose this aspect of my past to anyone, and especially not a boyfriend or husband. I’m in a kind of situationship with someone right now who I met doing this work and even though I’m happy with our arrangement, I sometime fantasise about how different it could have been if I’d never whored myself out and if we’d met under different circumstances. As it is, a relationship was never a possibility even though we both like each other a lot.

No. 210262

Why use this disgusting pedo scrote picture. At least spoiler it.

No. 210271

Nah I’m good lmfao

No. 210290

What's funny?

No. 210344

Pedophilia is posting anime pictures

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No. 194587[Reply]

A thread for discussing hair care, hair problems, hair styles, and hair product recommendations

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No. 210327

Any anons have any cute hair ideas for growing out a pixie? (Clips, ways to twist it, idk.) Mine is in a really awkward stage of being long enough to stick out but not long enough to tie back yet and it’s driving me crazy waiting on it to grow out to feel cute again.

No. 210328

Maybe try slicking it back with hair gel but how good it looks depends on your hairline.

No. 210342

Try looking up Stefania Ferrario when she had a pixie cut. My current hair is modeled after hers and her styling varied from slicking it back to minor accessories or even curling the bangs a bit, depending on what you did/plan to do with yours.

No. 210360

I got shampoo bars years ago. They were horrible and I learned that they only really work if you don't have hard water.

No. 210361

Appreciate your response, anon. I've been bombarded with ads for them for years now and I try to remember the time I was also bombarded with "advice" to go no-poo and it ruined my skin.

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