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/g/ is for all things girly, bathroom talk for advice, lifestyle, fashion, cosmetics, makeup, periodtalk. Anything you would ask and talk about with your female friends.

>/ot/ is for offtopic, discussions, debates and sperging

>/m/ is for image spam unrelated to beauty or vidya and movie talk
Do not post porn, talking about porn or sexual preferences is fine though.
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No. 339130[Reply]

Bring on the cringe.
previous thread >>>/g/304845
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No. 350068

Please describe the acts you'd like to do with those noses.
Fuck it, I'd join a FFK threesome

No. 350082

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> but would it be fulfilling?
It would be an interesting experience to have a threesome at least once (but more would be fantastic). I think I could live without it… For now I'm looking to improve or enhance my solo experience, I'll 3D print keycaps that can act as a harness for sex toys sometime soon. For now I live with fantasies about:
>her using my breasts as a table and typing on one of the keyboards while tribbing me
>sharing a keyboard to hump
>sandwiching a keyboard while fingering each other
>eating her out while riding a keyboard
or even go as far as a full on orgy like:
>kissing one keyboard while rubbing another on my chest as she pleasures me
I can only dream…

> post some more pics of your favourites

My picture collection isn't that big, but I would like to have a theme going on. Like matching colors with similar bezels/style. I also like older big bezel retro classic keyboards so I included it in the image.

kek based

No. 350135

>3D print keycaps that can act as a harness for sex toys
Amazing! Then you'll be able to ride her, that sounds like a lot of fun (and a lot of clacking)
Great choices, they're all very nicely designed and they give a good sense of your tastes. The Macintosh is definitely my favourite and the keycaps on the top left are gorgeous. I love the font choice like wow.
>her using my breasts as a table and typing on one of the keyboards while tribbing me
Does it matter what she's typing? For me straight gibberish/keymashing would not be satisfying. I'm torn between copying my favourite passages from literature and trying to keep a written record of the sexual encounter, likely devolving into gibberish and keymashing as the climax approaches.
Does the function of the keyboard (typing) matter less than the sounds produced? Are you aroused differently by the sounds of measured typing, slow typing, banging, mashing, etc.? Sorry for asking so many questions and inserting my own ideas, l'm just so intrigued.

No. 350140

having a gf with a cute fetish like this sounds fun to me as someone with a paraphilia myself hypnosis, but i don't think you can really convince someone else unless they enjoy seeing how into it you are. if she thinks the fact you're into it is unappealing, might not work well.

No. 350154

My irl and 2d husbandos eating. My collection grows.

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No. 317231[Reply]

For anything skincare related.

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No. 350067

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best type of oil for the oil cleansing/double cleansing method? in 2019 i used jojoba oil but my skin's become dryer (combination type) since then, and a bit more acne-prone due to stress. i have sebaceous filaments on my nose tip and some clogged pores.

picrel is the brand of jojoba oil i used but can't find anywhere near me.

No. 350069

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I really like the softymo deep cleansing oil! I tried the speedy version as well but I find it doesn't do as good of a job removing all of my makeup or sunscreen. Plus, the deep version is great for doing an oil massage to get rid of all of the little grits in your nose, it's so satisfying kek

No. 350076

NTA but oooooh I’m buying this rn! I’ve been looking for a new oil cleanser for my two step, coconut oil is ok and smells good but I need More and reading on this sounds like it would be perfect for me. Ty for posting it!

No. 350144

Started using Dr. Gross alpha beta peels today for acne. After how much they cost, I really hope they're effective. Will report back in a few weeks with results.

No. 350153

I purchased SA cerave face wash for dry skin it made my skin smooth the first few days but after pairing it with avene sensitive skin sunscreen my skin has never felt this irritated
What am I doing wrong ?

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No. 346173[Reply]

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in characters from live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here
-actual real life men hornyposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe/moid-tier etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
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No. 350146

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What a beautiful mental image, thank you nonnie. I need more art that really shows off his height difference.

No. 350147

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I can't see him being into non-con either. I actually could seem him like, stalling the first time. And nervous talking about irrelevant things. spoiler bc this is the most autistic shit but I know it's popular to imagine husbandos having huge cocks but I think he's average size, somehow that makes him all the more sweet and endearing to me idk. It throws me out of a fic if his dick is described as huge but I can understand why fan writers do it

I love that song choice. Careless Whisper by George Michael has unironically been my Dazai song. I imagine him drunk and spiraling when it plays. I want to dance with him so bad, I want to take the lead and also treat him to a date and give him roses. Irl romance is awkward to me but I can let my imagination loose with him.

No. 350148

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He is so misunderstood

No. 350150

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damn nonnies im thirsting even more for him now

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Had this one stupid video of him on repeat but he looks hot as fuck in it. Sometimes he looks ugly but his demeanor makes him so attractive to me

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No. 326451[Reply]

Let's continue the fashion discussion here since the new thread will close soon! Here's to another good thread, nonnas.

Previous Thread:

Newest to Oldest Threads:

Pic: Womenswear designer Louise Clark.
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No. 349935

Late but I’m going to be depressed when these go out of style. It’s the most convenient bag type I’ve used in my life, and the one I feel safest having my wallet in since it sits in front and I can always know what’s happening with it.

No. 350080

nonas, i need fashion advice for winter clothes that keep me warm and are appropriate for the office, please

No. 350101

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Where could I find a basic schoolgirl-style skirt? I've had no luck with most clothing retailers since the skirts are all the wrong colour/pattern.
>inb4 ageplay/pedo-pandering
Look, I just want to be a kogal for Halloween and have a cute, blue/grey plaid skirt to wear afterwards that won't fall apart in the wash.

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No. 350105

Damn anon that's exactly what I was looking for, and it looks like pretty good quality too. Thanks!

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No. 208345[Reply]

Since /cgl/ has been invaded by scrotes and trannies, let's discuss general things about the fashion here, from new releases to your dream dress. Share makeup looks and diy's, or your favorite coords. Talk about the comm you are in and your lolita friendships. Ex lolitas and newbies are welcomed too. Etc.
For drama, check out the tread on /w/: >>>/w/143376
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No. 349727

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Thank you anon. You're right.
>you're still you no matter what you wear and what your hobbies are
This is exactly what's holding me back I think. I've always found it silly to attach clothes to your identity but I subconsciously fell for it. My friends and people in my life often ask when I'll wear "one of my pretty dresses" again and even mention that I dress "like that" sometimes when they introduce me. I know they mean well and genuinely think it's cool but I think it made me internalize that it's a crucial part of who I am instead of a hobby.
I relate to everything you said. I also worse lolita daily at one point and I also felt like I was expressing myself. I got into goth music too, even before I got into lolita and it always bothered me how it's a fashion based subculture. I never really enjoyed going to meets because of that, I had nothing in common with lolitas in my comm aside from wearing the fashion.
Something that's going to be difficult for me to let go of is how many people are interested in talking to me whenever I go out in lolita. I met so many people just because they thought I looked cool and approached me but when I think about it now it actually saddens me a little bit. As you said, people mostly care about what kind of person you look like you are not who you actually are.

Thank you for understanding nonnies. Nobody irl would understand the situation so I'm glad for this thread!


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I'm >>349666 and when I took my lolita hiatus I still wore a lot of my favorite pieces and got a lot of compliments on my style. I made a little capsule wardrobe based on that if anyone's interested.

No. 350098

Is there such a thing as classic sweet? Like an in-between? Because while I love the colors and patterns of sweet most of the actual dress designs are too cutesy-poo for me, I don't like too many cutesy-style bows for instance. I prefer the cuts of classic but the colors and lack of patterns are boring to me kek.

No. 350137

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Innocent world?

No. 350149

seconding the other rec for innocent world, they have quite a few dresses with classic cuts yet sweet(ish) prints that pop up secondhand a lot. they're not really pastel vomit prints like ap though if that's what you're looking for.

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No. 341574[Reply]

A thread for any questions you may have in regards for your breasts
>any health concerns, bumps, lumps, dry spots and etc.
>breast surgery such as reduction, lifts or implants
>insecurities with breast size and more
And anything else you can think of.

Previous thread: >>>/g/135394
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No. 347079

Your breasts can grow during pregnancy and go down in size, the sagginess will probably get better and not be noticeable at all, you should consult a doctor to see if there are any ways you can help the process. Wishing well for you, anon. It's a hard process and you should consult every worry of yours like this knew with a doctor, if you feel psychologically weak please also consult a therapist. Get well soon.

No. 347097

This was a really kind response, thank you

No. 349918

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>got surgery to remove a huge fibroadenoma in November so nearly a year ago
>impossible to tell if it was potentially cancerous or not until after the surgery because of how big it was
>results are that it wasn't cancerous
>everything is fine after surgery except for my left nipple having an ugly scar
>two weeks ago my breast starts hurting even more than usual because of my periods
>no more pain once my period starts, but now it hurts again
>no way of knowing if it's because I'm ovulating, because of something suspicious going on again or if I'm being paranoid
>can't feel any bump when touching my breast, unlike last time when it was super obvious
>on top of that I'm most likely at risk of breast cancer because my great grandma and grandma died from it
What do? Besides hoping that I can get a gynecologist appointment soon enough, I'm scared now. I don't know what's supposed to be normal or not anymore at that point.

No. 350026

I still haven't called my gynecologist, I can only call her when I'm at the office at my job or she's not available and I'm scared of trying to call her there and someone eavedropping and getting me in trouble by spreading rumors that I'll be on sick leave again like last year when I got surgery. There's this faggot piece of shit at my job who tries too hard to befriend me and who sometimes implies shit about a coworker of ours who got pregnant and was on sick leave for months before and after being on maternity leave as if her condition wasn't something to worry about by itself so now I'm wary, especially since she's been absent for nearly a year so whatever she has must be severe but nooo, better spread rumors that she's slacking off and looking for another job. God I hate my life, I'll call when I'll work at home on Wednesday to get an appointment. I'm scared.

No. 350134

I think you should call your doctor if you're worried. The same thing happened to me and the breast pain before my period didn't go away until almost two years later. I didn't contact my doctor though.

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No. 348009[Reply]

Previous thread: >>>/g/174637
Talk about sex toys, stimulation, techniques, etc.
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No. 350049

Personally I find it a bit weird, because it's a normal coomer progression where they will sexualize someone in a non-sexual situation. I don't get the feeling that's how you intend it though, it seems like you want to focus more on an emotional connection rather than overly objectifying someone. If it's a person you're already romantically involved with I think it's a sweet sentiment. My controversial take is that it's not inherently bad to sexualize others (or at the very least it's completely normal), I just find it a bit scroteish if you're taking a pic that was intended to be non sexual and decide to get off to it. I'm sorry you're currently having these struggles btw.

No. 350050

I get what you mean like it's the burden of women to be unknowingly and nonconsensually objectified and sexualised by the lecherous eyes of any man who sees us. Men will turn even the most innocent or beautiful things into sick masturbation fodder which is like just totally disturbing and sad. As the female species we deserve better. We should be able to exist as human beings not fetish fuel. But I'm not trying to argue— but doesn't that mean any sexual fantasy without explicit or at least implied permission from the "star" is scroteish? How often could that be feasibly or appropriately obtained? Would that limit us only to intentionally erotic materials with all their associated flaws or like an end to masturbatory aids in general? Honestly I prefer to use my imagination and hopefully I'll get back to that someday like to me that's the most fulfilling and spiritually clean way to go. I don't know if I could seriously schlick to magazine spreads of Sigourney Weaver but I really do need some kind of tether to the present like just anything but the flashbacks.

No. 350055

Don't think there's anything particularly odd or bad about, for example, looking at a suggestive picture of some male actor (if you're into men, if not just change it to women) and like, letting that picture fuel some imaginary scenario. No matter what you try, I hope things can get better. Though I wouldn't suggest graphic porn. I've kind of given up on arousal and sex after I was assaulted, but I hope this will not be the case for you. Best wishes.

No. 350087

I got a vibrating kegel weight thing with a remote after my pregnancy to help strengthen my pelvic floor and quickly found that it gave me vaginal orgasms (I had never had them before, only clitoral) and now my wife and I use it as a sex toy where she keeps the remote and changes the setting without warning me it’s so hot. Has anyone else used one to masturbate with? It feels better than a regular dildo/vibe to me

No. 350129

How do you even manage that? I only do it sitting down, leaning against the headboard of my bed, and spreading my legs.

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I’ve been here for quite some years and I know a lot of you have been, too. Surely a percentage of posters here are around 30, or over 30. For those of you that are - how are you handling it?

Share your successes, insecurities, and life wisdom. Share fashion and beauty advice.

How do you feel about nearing 30/being over 30? Have you found the incel cope about 30+ women to be true in any way? What were your biggest fears, and what are your biggest triumphs at your current age?

Absolutely no Zoomers allowed in this thread, unless you’re an elder Zoomer. Zoomer ageism is peak stupidity and we won’t have it here.
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No. 349973

There's pros and cons to every situation, I think people have a hard time seeing and appreciating the nice things about their situation when they look at the desireable parts of another's situation.

No. 349996

I’m glad you shared your story, nonna. I’m one of the people on the other side (unmarried, no kids), but I honestly appreciate hearing about the people who did these things early, and I do think it takes a weird bit of bravery to talk about it more candidly because women are so expected to adore marriage and children. If nothing else, I hope you get to travel and do a lot of fun stuff when your kid gets older, and I hope you’re doing well now overall.

No. 350008

I turn 30 next spring and truthfully I'm the happiest I've ever been. My childhood was absolutely shit, my teenage years were also shit, early twenties filled with terrible decisions and alcoholism. I met my nigel at 24 and we've been together since. We have a daughter, a business and another child on the way. There are days when I'm super pissed at my nigel for being a man, but he's a genuinely good guy and would do anything for us. I adore my daughter, and I'm more confident than I've ever been in my entire life. When I hit 30 I think I'll feel like I hit a milestone. I'm not dead, we're successful and have a really cute family. We broke the cycle of abuse I was exposed to and our entire family has rallied around my daughter which has been awesome. Truly it's night and day, so I guess I feel like the next decade is going to be the best of my life. I'm stoked. As a teen I was terrified of being 30, now I'm embracing it fully. Really glad so many nonnas feel the same despite different situations.

No. 350043

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how i handle it: buy midlife crisis floor loom, steal plant cuttings constantly, & consider it all apart of my karensona.

No. 350128

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I'm going to be 30 next year and I didn't think it would hit me this hard, but it has. Originally I was planning on killing myself right after high school, and have tried a couple of times but was stopped. I never put any effort into my future since I figured I was going to die soon anyway, and now here I am 10 years later with nothing to show for it except a crappy retail job I've begun to resent, no higher schooling whatsoever, no skills, and a dwindling friend circle. I have a small business selling my art but even with both of my incomes combined I make less than 20k, and now my illness and anxiety has made it extremely hard to work. I blamed external reasons before, but really this is all my own fault. Once I'm done with my pity party, I can either try to get my shit together or die. We'll see which one I pick.

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No. 322417[Reply]

Post conventionally attractive males you want to have sex with and have no shame admitting.

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No. 350044

Looks like a Brazilian Mac Demarco

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No. 350115

that's a bit harsh nona

No. 350116

what? he just looks young

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I STILL wanna do Bam. Only young bam though, guy got really fucked up

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