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/g/ is for all things girly, bathroom talk for advice, lifestyle, fashion, cosmetics, makeup, periodtalk. Anything you would ask and talk about with your female friends.

>/ot/ is for offtopic, discussions, debates and sperging

>/m/ is for image spam unrelated to beauty or vidya and movie talk
Do not post porn, talking about porn or sexual preferences is fine though.
You can see all the rules here https://lolcow.farm/rules

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No. 330554[Reply]

>What is this thread
By popular demand, we have created the retarded shitpost thread which talks about husbandos and/or horny shit about fictional men in general.
>Why was this made / what is the difference
The difference is that here you can be retarded about your fictional 3D (as in live action movies or shows) and 2D crushes so you don't clog /ot/. Post memes, be frisky, whatever. Be as mild or as spicy as you feel like.
>But why
Farmers are some horny bitches
>Examples of posts that go here
-I want the Jojos to gangbang me raw
-I love me some man tiddies
-I want to cuddle Reigen
>Examples of posts that DO NOT go here
-actual real life men hornyposting
-Your husbando is trash/ugly/cringe etc
-He's gay/belongs with me/other character instead
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No. 332584

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>rancefag got to it

No. 332585

kek my bad. Some lolcow threads make my browser shit itself. I guess the refresh caused a repost.

No. 332586

Scoutfags, do you imagine him with or without the sex bom tattoo?

No. 332590

yes and yes. i usually don't mind fujo stuff, but its about balance for me. i want my beloved to be his beautiful individual self, not just an inseparable love interest for another more popular male character, always glued to him, so its impossible to find decent solo character art… and the pussy art i just don't get it. i saw so, so many artists draw scara exactly how >>332569 nonna described, and omg pls stop.

No. 332593

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i feel u nonna. always ready to help u restore the collection, i'll be posting art for u from time to time!

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No. 66358[Reply]

Can we have a thread for lesbian and bi women to discuss their fantasies and desires towards other women? No rules except for no talk about dicks
I never find women my age (20) attractive. It's always older women, usually 30+, especially older butch lesbians. I want an older woman to boss me around
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No. 332071

I was thinking more along the lines of forceful tribbing until she cums.

No. 332566

i want to pat her butt (GENTLY!) (NOT SPANKING!) and watch the jiggle… i know it would be cute… i would also perhaps like to lay my head on it like a pillow

No. 332582

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I want to have sex while we are wearing Edwardian era clothing and maybe one of us is reading a love poem while she/I'm is getting eaten out

No. 332592

This sounds amazing. tfw no victorian/edwardian gf

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No. 317231[Reply]

For anything skincare related.

Previous thread >>>/g/225928
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No. 332110

Nothing will give you permanent results unless you are willing to compromise your health. Kojic acid can lighten dark spots, so try that.

No. 332177

Look for products with arbutin in them

No. 332391

Keep using sunscreen religiously. Add a niascinimide serum to your routine and a moisturizer that contains niacinimide (sry for spelling). I recommend the Cetaphil one.

Exfoliate once or twice a week using gentle chemical exfoliants and do your research before using it. Try that blood red peel from The Ordinary and watch Cassandra Bankson's youtube video about it because it's potent as heck.

Never ever use lemon on your face (I've seen people say it lightens the skin) and avoid skin bleaching products as they are damaging in the long run and won't give you a healthy complexion. I might be mistaken, but I think tretinoin somewhat lightens and brightens the skin after about years of use. The 2 ladies I saw looked paler and brighter after 2 years.

No. 332587

What causes those big, deep pimples, the kind that hurts even if you touch the vicinity of it?

I have been mostly pimple-free most of my life but I've been getting a big one on my chin in the same place for several weeks now. I haven't had a haircut and I don't touch my chin freqiently so I'm baffled

No. 332589

Is there any way to minimize really big pores? My skin has that 'dotted' look in my T zone

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No. 225178[Reply]

post conventionally attractive women you'd want to fuck and have no shame admitting

previous thread >>>/g/127692
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No. 332097

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Kristen manages to look flawless in an effortless way.
In a bittersweet way, I’m so glad she isn’t on social media.

No. 332113

Her style is nice but she looks like shes on hard drugs

No. 332442

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i need her

No. 332583

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I can't get over her ugh

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No. 331898[Reply]

Previous thread: >>>/g/278561

This is for diet and fitness related things only.

-Post your goals, your current state, like your weight or measurements;
-What you're going to do to change it and your methods (Weight training? Intermittent Fasting? Running? Raw eating? MyFitnessPal logs?);
-And how to be held accountable for it, like biweekly weigh-ins or measurings.

Feel free to post charts of your progress! If you're doing daily reports, remember to sage.

Reminder that we're all human and we all have our ups and downs. Don't blame yourself for failing and don't get fixated on small missteps. This is a marathon, not a race. Self-sabotage will only make things worse. Try to stay positive and think of the positive steps you've made to get here and keep moving forward!

Don't get fixated on numbers and give yourself adequate rest days and rewards to keep yourself motivated.

No ana, please.
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No. 332186

My inner thigh/groin area was fucking hurting while I was trying to do squats today. I'm still very new to the gym but I never had that problem last week, is this common? Its been a full week since my last leg day and I've definitely recovered from the next day sores.
I can't help but think I fucked up my form while doing previous leg exercises (I did leg press, extension and curls beforehand) and now I hurt myself? Idk but my whole leg day felt so incomplete without squats

No. 332189

How do you get the will to go to the gym when the weather sucks ass? It’s very rainy and I feel like the dark weather is so comfy that I don’t want to leave my home, I don’t even want to move from my bed. I was excited about trying out my resistance bands, but I don’t want to get wet because of the rain.

No. 332193

if you have a little space maybe set down a yoga mat and do some Chloe Ting (or whoever you like) videos with rain outside? could be comfy.

No. 332321

This is so dumb but guess what? I killed my circuit today! It involved 4 rounds of mountain climbers. Before, when I was heavier, I used to give out 3-4 seconds before the timer ended. Now I caught myself in the mirror with form and strength and more speed. Who is she?!
Keep going ladies; you can improve! You can reach your goals!

No. 332581

nonna are you eating under 1200?? what's your height? most people aren't recommended to go that low, but if you're a very petite woman/supervised by a doctor/only doing this for a week or two, it's mostly fine

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No. 153246[Reply]

Unsure if you're actually straight? Actually gay? Anything in between? Ask for advice here.

Also welcome are "late bloomers" who realized their true selves long after their teen years who'd like to share their experience and tell others what signs to look out for.

Please be kind to questioning anons, no matter how "obvious" it might seem to you what they are.
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No. 330995

I'm proud of you nona, well done and congratulations on having that conversation!! It's so hard to recover from being a pushover (I'm also working on it myself) but we can do it. I think brainstorming a few responses for if/when he bugs you for sex could help a lot - I personally have a habit of defaulting to pushover when something catches me by surprise.

No. 332143

Will do, and good luck to you too, nona. This is definitely pretty hard for me to change but I've found taking longer to respond to him and remembering to give a solid yes/no answer is helping me a lot.

No. 332558

i have id'd as a lesbian since i was pretty young (around 7th to 8th grade i think) and i barely even remember how i came to that conclusion. i initially said i was bisexual but only for a few months before switching. i'm fairly certain fucking tumblr of all places was where i first discovered what lesbian really meant. i have never dated or slept with anyone but i have kissed several women. i've had crushes on women so i know i'm attracted to them, but i'm not sure if i'm really a lesbian or if i'm bi.

throughout high school i didn't really interact with men, but since being in college i have had male coworkers where i felt anxious/nervous around them in a way that i'm afraid might be attraction. i do not want to date men though, and i'm always relieved whenever they mention having a girlfriend.in a way i'm scared i will have to end up playing out a straight relationship, and like i don't have any autonomy if they don't have girlfriends and i will somehow end up dating them.

i have fantasized about having sex with women, but i have a fairly low libido and i don't really masturbate to the idea of myself having sex with anyone. i don't have fantasies about having sex with men, but i also can't help but wonder if it's because i don't like my body and just view women as less judgmental. i want to date a woman, have sex with a woman, and spend my life with a woman but i have intrusive thoughts that i really just want a best friend and i'm lying to myself.

i was exposed to pornography in middle school and i believe it fucked up my sexuality. i stopped watching porn several years ago but when i masturbate i can only get off to pornified fantasies involving fictional characters (i never include myself) even though in reality the scenarios are disgusting to me and i'm vehemently against them. these usually involve PIV sex with a man being in charge. i don't get turned on by these things normally, but since it's the only way i can orgasm, i have to think of it when i masturbate. it is like watching a porn video in my head.

i cannot tell what is comphet or even if comphet exists. am i straight, gay, or bisexual?

No. 332567

I don't think lesbians get off to fantasies of PIV. Unless maybe if self-inserting as the man. When i'm fantasizing about a woman i sometimes self insert as the moid but I don't know if that's internalized homophobia or bisexual brainrot. But in any case it doesn't even sound like that's what you're doing since you say your fantasies never involve yourself, so i don't know. I guess the question is what about those "PIV fantasies with the man being in charge" leads you to orgasm?

No. 332579

i sometimes imagine being the moid, i like the idea of being "connected" like that with a woman, i think thats internalized homophobia or AAP shit. but with the thoughts i actually masturbate to, it can never involve myself, and it's like i can only get off to those images because i was conditioned by the pornography i consumed as a kid. like pavlov's dog. even while i'm masturbating i'm not really into it, i just have to think of it to orgasm. it's kinda mechanical/perfunctory. before i became a coomer in late middle school/early high school i remember being able to orgasm to normal lesbian fantasies but the porn brainrot took over. if i was to fantasize about what i masturbate to outside of trying to masturbate, i don't get aroused, it only works in the context of trying to reach an orgasm. shit is confusing as hell but i'm too embarassed to talk about it IRL

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previous thread: >>156715

talk about current or old fashion trends that trigger your gag reflex
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No. 330181

It’s an ancient Chinese style hat. Jews living in Asia and Russia probably copied it.

No. 331745

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joined a fashion discord a while ago and got a taste of the average aspiring scrote streetwear designer, whose concepts will either turn out to be a t-shirt with a random graphic on it or a black hoodie with planet kosmos, random arabic and a half naked anime girl. or worse, a novelty tee which will see three wears before being thrown out. picrel was apparently the cutting edge in street fashion a couple months ago, truly astounding art.

No. 331750

i used to lurk /fa/ and its good to see these guys haven't changed one bit in all these years

No. 331966

i feel personally attacked but i agree because modern take on it is kinda shitty, as most of late 90s/early 00s revivals are nowadays. i like beiges, olives and darker browns for summer in linen or cotton with minimalistic cuts similar to stuff i saw in magazines from 1998-2000/1 and myself dress like that though what you posted is totally soulless and boring. square toed shoes can be cute and they are nicer on my feet, just don't get shitty extremely wide ones because they look terrible on everyone

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Very exaggerated Babydoll dress with puffer sleeves and no waist definition just look terrible in my eyes. I don't think this style looks good on any body type.

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No. 199512[Reply]

Being a black girl is frustrating as fuck. Being a girl in general is infuriating at times. There's really nowhere to vent about it so I thought I'd make a thread for the black girls who wanna vent and the girls who wanna ask questions or are curious about the black community and all of the fantastic sexism within it! Lol.
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No. 329913

thank you you're a life saver!

No. 332100

How do you anons feel about divestors?

I personally think the overall message of only giving time to men who will treat you correctly and not being a servant for men is good, but I think a lot of divestors are actually pretty toxic and parrot trad shit. It's like a lot of them don't think "stop being a handmaiden for men" they just think "stop being a handmaiden for black men" and also blatantly ignore problems with men of other races. I also notice that a lot of them talk down on other black women, and while I think some black women do deserve criticism, I can't really get behind it. I exclusively date interracially so I don't have a problem with that, but I can't vibe with the divest community. But I'm here for more young black women realizing that they don't have to take a bunch of shit and also I hate the people who are anti-divest even more.

No. 332116

I’m sorry but I’ve been living that way my whole life, both my mum and dad have taught me to disengage from the “black community” yes, group with fellow Africans and protect our name, but never make it your one sole goal. We as black people are really on our own here, it’s literally fight to survive and as much as I feel betrayed by black men and their constant scapegoating they do to black women I can’t help but pity them and pray they heal. Beloved by Toni Morrisons really did shift my view on this whole matter

No. 332591

I can see the appeal but, some of them are so bent on completely disengaging from the Black community that they delude themselves into thinking that cheering for far rightoids is their ticket to salvation because they’re, “one of the good ones”. It makes divestors look like a bunch of naïve, hurt women who just want to prove they can bag a non Black guy.

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I have a question for you all
>I am white, my husband is Brown (South Asian) but I have several close Black friends that I am embarrassed to bring my husband around because he identifies with Black culture

My husband loves all things Black American and for the most part it's harmless but when my Black friends are around he does not shut up about how brilliant Jordan Peele or childish Gambino is, and stuff like that. It's honestly kind of embarrassing and I'm worried my Black friends are going to hate him. It's especially annoying when he acts like being Brown in America is the same as being Black when it comes to discrimination. His brothers are the same way and I think it's because they grew up in a town with only white people.

My question is, do I need to talk to him about this or am I over thinking it? Is this a known issue that exists and has a name?

Image for attention, he is luckily no where this bad

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No. 287864[Reply]

A thread made specifically for the lust nonnas have for nerdy guys, 3D and 2D welcomed. Post your fictional or celebrity nerdy crushes.
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No. 331021

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When you take his anal virginity first then ghost him

No. 331041

I want to make a sexually frustrated asshole nerd cry

No. 331156

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Martin Starr as Gilfoyle from silicon valley has been on my mind 24/7 I can't get him out of my head but I'm ok with it. Especially his voice. Aghhhh

No. 331284

check him out in the film adventure land, he's much younger in it, but still good !

No. 332574

Young, sweaty, and skinny Flansburgh is really something.

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