/g/ - girl talk

>>589415
I mean she is right but she looks slightly crazy to me.

I have opposite height preferences for men and women and they're also the opposite for what is expected for their sexes. I think short men, even ones as short or slightly shorter than me (I'm 5'4) are much more charming than tall men. Conversely, I think tall women are ethereal beauties who are much cuter than short women. I have always just been naturally drawn to very short men and very tall women. I wonder why it's this way for me and not the other way around?

>>589947
>>589949
DA kinda feel like at this point we should just bite the bullet and make a discord because the lonelyposting here is constant and too much. I'm sure the woman in >>589415 vid would yell into her hairbrush about how we need to create our own warmth in this cold world. fwiw I am serious about doing it though. We might need an anon less technologically retarded than myself to do it though

>>588880
Wtf my bad must've been a glitch. Didn't mean to doublepost.

>>590211
nothing personal to any of you but I would neverrrrrr date another farmer. and discord gcs all have rancid zoomer energy. I need someone less chronically online than me.

I went to a gyno yesterday looking for an endo diagnosis because now every time I need to shit on my period early on it feels like I'm passing glass and I want to die. But it turns out my right ovary is swollen something like 11oz. Doc said anything over 10oz is questionable and 12oz is most definitely PCOS. My left one is normal at around 7oz. She said my ovaries look like a chocolate chip cookie. And pointed to these dark spots on the ultrasound that could possibly endo. I always thought my pelvis looked lopsided to the right but I thought that was just how my uterus was situated. I tried to get tested for PCOS years ago but I went to a moid doctor, and because my hormones came back normal I was basically told to fuck off and pushed birth control pills before the bloodwork was even sent out. She told me there are varying severities of PCOS, and fitting into more than two criteria is enough for the diagnosis. I fit into a few of them mildly but I guess I just have what they call Type D. My periods were never clockwork but also never missing for months on end. I feel apathetic being diagnosed with what I knew I probably had for years now but it's also nice to have my pain acknowledged.

I think the saddest thing to come out of all of this is when I went to tell my boomer mother about the results. She had really bad PCOS, even now post-menopausal she has white stubble on her chin. They put her on birth control just so she could get a period because she would go months without one. The fact that I'm here and posting on lolcow is a miracle in itself. I asked her what ovary gave her issues to see if we had the same fucked-up one and she said that she "wasn't really sure", and "the doctors thought I had it and never tested me", and asked if there was a test. Nonnas I wanted to cry. They didn't even bother to try to test her and just told her to swallow some pills to try and fix her life. I got results from a transvaginal ultrasound and they've had them since the 80s. Hell they could've ran bloodwork on her and saw her hormones were most likely screwed up. I hate the current world we live in nonnas but I am so, so glad that I did not grow up when my mother did. I would've pulled a Sylvia Plath.

>>176536
Those aren't cyst that's just inflamed ovaries. It's like cutting of your nose to stop a nosebleed, it won't do anything and another part of your ovary would inflame.

The best way to stop hormonal problems is to live an active lifestyle. Then your various body processes will sort themselves out, as the root cause is likely multiple things in disharmony.

Anyone else cured their insulin resistance on their own? How did you do it if its worked for you?

I cured most of my hormonal acne by just quitting drinking sugar. I also use sugar free maple syrup and lower sugar ketchup/other sauces when applicable. However I've had hairloss issues for years now. I think I'll try the collagen to see if it helps as I've lost a decent amount of weight and eat far better than I used to. Does stress exacerbate anyones hair loss related to PCOS or is that a completely seperate issue?

Has anyone here taken Spearmint tea to reduce hirsutism? I don't know what my T levels are but my chin hair is so aggravating and I want some experiences before I buy some supplements. If the tea is the better choice I can get that too.

>>590067
Fuck off retard. Your daughter looks like a fucking truck, you also probably do. Why the fuck would you moralfag on a thread related to fitness and diet Huh?(infighting)

I've always been overweight after my teen years but ever since I got a job and had to live by myself I have been gaining.(10 years ago) Especially during covid.
I had a consultation and I'm not fat enough to get ozempic or any othr medication, but fat enough to get into a 2 year government subsidized program. I am going to the intake interview in september, but in order for it to work I have to chanfe everything. Work life balance is shit, don't have time to cook or the energy to work out. My boss (male) is bothering every overweight coworker but still expects me to work 2 hours overtime each day.

i read somewhere that only about 13% of women lift regularly. so just by lifting you can be better than majority of the population. however i don’t know where to start. all my friends and family are couch potaoes and the ones that exercise don’t lift (like me). i’ve been reading online but i still don’t feel confident and i can’t afford a personal trainer.

>>590193
Why does this put me off so bad? Getting strong just to look more fuckable? No thanks.

>>590178
we're all anonymous here, none of us know how the rest of us look. this is in your head

>>590181
I look like THIS and I say this: Does soul food nurture soul beauty?

>>590127
>>590130
Why the hell do people assume sexuality based on how attractive someone is.

I just became the same as a gymrat roidpig moid. If I can't have decent looking features at least I'll get strong in the process.

>>590201
Based as fuck

>>589590
>reactive abuse isn't actually abuse
babe it's in the fuckin' title. reactive is an adjective, abuse is the subject. Idk what your therapist has told you but you can't go around hitting people of your own free will and saying it doesn't really count because they got you worked up first. or you can, I guess, but it doesn't play well in court.

>>589608
ntayrt but if he abused her first it's basically self-defense imo

>>589621
tbh maybe belongs in the retarded infighting thread if this is gonna keep going

>>422739
>>422740
He was cute in an Armenian way before but damn that's rough. also why do men hit the wall and decide to suddenly have the worst facial hair of all time as if that will save them.

This is absolutely tragic my God.

He’s still really cute to me,had a thing for him since I was like 8

>>590185

1999-2002 is my favorite era, I guess when he was playing the Slim Shady character, but I was still crushing on him up to The Eminem Show.

>>590142
He's genuinely funny sometimes and is actually attractive. Shame he's a creep

>>588927
wait, you wanna fuck walt disney?

His thighs inthose pants, what a slut.


>>589991
Last thread I posted Chris, warms my heart to know we were notable within previous threads for wanting to fuck Chris and friends excluding Cory.

>>590157
Zach and his wolverine leather jacket he wears to every single fucking event he attends, the confidence he now has made him a lot cuter I won’t lie

>>589611
I mean, "skinwalk" is maybe too strong of a word, but yeah, I get it! I get "inspired" would be a better way to describe it.
If I see some clothes he's wearing that I like for example, I will try to find something similar, but then again that goes for anyone, but we used to have a similar fashion sense.
I've once stumbled upon a list of recommended books by him and there were some that I had already read, and I decided to pick up one of the ones I hadn't - But I feel that if I had no morsel of interest on the book at all, I wouldn't bother in the first place.
He inspires me to try and write more as well, or learn an instrument better, too I'm completely shit at it and maybe I'm hopeless kek.
But those are all activities that I already do/have done somehow in the past. I guess what I am getting at is that although he motivates and inspires me, I wouldn't do something completely out of the blue just because of him. I know that I do posses some abilities that he doesn't, and I take pride in those as well. If I were ever to meet him, I think that could lead to some fun exchanges.
Sorry if I just stated the obvious kek

What is he alluding to, crimes? He has so many strange anecdotes that make me curiouser and curiouser

I feel like he would be such a great husband and I could do all kinds of silly shit with him. It seems like he has high emotional intelligence. Idk if it's my autism but I'm so attracted to the fact that he's so good with words and making witty rhymes. He shits on Bo Burnham in terms of talent, intelligence and melody composition. He's been giving me butterflies since I was 15. I will never have a silly piano man with scene kid hair and make up…

>>590079
i love him too nona, although theres been some yellow/orange flags that kept me from being too obsessed. hes mentioned a few times how he married the woman he lost his virginity to which is fine but then hes also alluded a few times hes wished to try other people and even has a song about it "ill take lonely tonight", and also theres some old bit (i dont think it was a song) where he makes fun of a feminist for being offended by some bit he did or whatever that rubbed me the wrong way (but it is pretty old so idk how much hes grown from that type of humor), and theres also a newer bit where he sorta drags his wifes body for getting worse over time since hes been with her for decades (search up "tim minchin your body is a wonderland"), i know with comedian stuff is exaggerated for a bit but im usually sus of men joking about something too often because its usually grounded in reality (see: that moid louis ck joking about jacking off in public and then the real life allegations of him being indecent came out)

anyway sorry for the sperg, i like him a lot but wish he was a little better, i do think hes probably a great dad though (has an autistic daughter hes gushes about) his look is iconic and i agree hes leagues above bo burnham

I had a dream where he split up from his wife and I somehow was casted in a role alongside him as an enemy character and he eventually asked me out, but then everyone was super pissed about the 30 year age gap and people kept thinking he was my dad. What the fuck.

>>589941
No. I didn't know that there was even a comic. I was just horny and wanted to talk about a fantasy of mine somewhere kek

>>519823
Otacon.

>>590109
>>589941
Whats the comics name and where are the posts?

Just ranting a bit. I hate whenever anyone draws a "femdom" comic and only the first page or so is femdom and the rest turns into a reversal. It's never labeled as such either. At least if these had warnings I could avoid it and move on, but I'm tired of getting baited.

>>590206
on hentai its occasionally tagged as "domination loss" (which is what that slop is) i agree nona it fuckin sucks, i still remember a stupid comment from a now dead hentai site that was top upvoted on a hardcore femdom manga like "anyone remember when femdom was girls that were just a little assertive and then got overpowered? this made my dick hurt (sad emoji)" kek

>>586578
I had something similar, except I got rejected. I don't like to waste my feelings on someone who can never return them

I wonder if someday science will evolve enough to let 2 women have a child. I have never been a kid person, but lately baby fever has been kicking me and I got sad remembering I will never get to experience caring for and carrying my wife's baby inside me.
I know IVF is a thing, but I find it gross and would feel like having a rando man's baby inside ne, not my wife's.

>>589466
I wish. My gf wants to use one of my eggs if we ever do eventually decide to have a child and tbh that made me happy enough for now.

>>589781
This is so beautiful to me, also seems intimate for some reason to grow a baby from someone you love’s egg cell. If they ever manage to create sperm cells from women’s stem cells that would make it even more incredible, and I’d still want to carry her egg tbh. But there’s also a very very low success rate of producing a completely bimaternal embryo.

>>586578
Yeah, I have no interest in straight women. I don't relate to pining over a straight woman at all, no matter how well you get along or how beautiful you find her.
I'm not the type to crush hard in general either, though. So I think that's why my feelings don't ignite over something that's not even possible.