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No. 193854
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well alrighty then
No. 193859
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i love seeing steve buscemi’s strange wonderful face every time i scroll past the troon thread op. i love him.
No. 193861
>>193858based on the hair I'm going to say it's from this era
imagine if he had kept uploading to YouTube. Or had a tiktok. Or didn't quit social media. he's on hiatus from twt and all he put up there in the last few years was handled by his pr, mostly political cartoons anyway. Where is shitposting jim can we have shitposting jim back
No. 193945
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>>193938There is no point in it, just post in this one
No. 193948
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I love watching behind the stage videos, they are so goofy
No. 194194
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I had to dig this out
No. 194222
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Alright I’m a Peepanon but… Lil Pump hits different. Musty SoundCloud rapper daddies are top tier.
>>194194The Shane Dawson took me out kek
No. 194225
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>>194223Maybe but Peep is definitely the cutest. But then again my taste in men is questionable
>>194194I was so confused to see this one again. But I'd honestly love to do another one for this thread. Maybe later today!
No. 194227
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Gus looking sharp
>>194222>daddyHe was only born in 2000 but I keep thinking he’s still some teenager.
No. 194228
>>194227>>194225I made a peepfag general it's
>>>/m/149546 altho Idk if theres enough discussion to sustain it. I'm so sad he's gone
No. 194230
>>194228Thank you anon!
Even if it's just for general peepfagging I'm glad it's there
No. 194290
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another day another jim
some of his suits are so fucking nice
No. 195370
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I’ve been ushered here.
No. 195377
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This guy is like perfect..
Might be a twink/gay but he is so cute , most of his fan base are girls lol
No. 195379
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Sorry for gamerfagging but this guy is too cute
No. 195381
>>195379I remember there's always been a rumor on social media and "blind items" (even on LC threads) that he gives every groupie a herpes.
Don't like how he ended up getting shifty tattoos all over himself, but when you surround yourself around nothing but videogames…
.stuff happens
I used to find him cute when he was young.
Kinda miss super old lol scene, where things were new and it was entirely obvious that a lot of people slept in order to get some spark of fame and milk was interesting. Even though through this day a lot of eSports groupies are out there, streaming on twitch and they are as immature as ever
No. 195388
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yay a little more occupancy in here!
welcome to the thread!
No. 195408
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>>195377Wow he looks like Dylan Dog
No. 195507
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>>195408My comic book husbando can beat up your comic book husbando
No. 196108
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autismo youtube cock strikes again…wanna suck on his titty
No. 196119
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>>195408>>195507This reminded me of my favorite comic book himbo
No. 196155
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joao/john 8yrs from tumblr, does anyone remember him? he was very popular back in 2013-2015 he was super hot and funny-ish his selfies would get so many notes and he was with the popular clique eventhough i dont think he was friends with any of them. I couldnt find any other photo of him but im sure you've seen this one before if you were around then. I randomly thought about him the other day and asked all the ex-tumblr bigshots his nick then found his blog on my bookmarks by chance i had the fattttessst crush on him i wonder what he's up to now
No. 196156
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>>196111He’s such a freak I love him
No. 196159
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Zoom jim zoom jim
No. 196164
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ok im ready to get bullied guys, hit me with it
>>195370i heard the call and i came here to swoon for our mini-himbo streamer hunk
No. 196169
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>>196163Seriously. My friends tease me because they don’t understand why I like him but it’s just because he’s so insanely funny.
Also can you list specific reasons why you think he’s a sub I need to know for scientific purposes[/spolier]
[spoiler]Also I know everyone says it was mutual but uhhhh I look at Kim’s Twitter sometimes and it doesn’t feel mutual to me but that’s neither here not there No. 196173
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i’ve watched literally every movie with him shit what do i do now i want moar
No. 197416
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thank you for all your time and stupidity, sisters ♥
No. 199640
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I know he's not the most conventionally attractive but I really like watching his streams. They're funny and can be kind of chaotic, his voice is really soothing, and over time it's become one of those things where his personality (or streamer personality is more accurate) made him more attractive to me. I don't want to fuck him, I just want to hold his hand and go on cute dates to carnivals or something.
No. 202634
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i could’ve fixed him
No. 202980
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Tom Hiddleston in Coriolanus covered in blood was my sexual awakening when I was 16
No. 203119
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Henry Cavill.
I adore the look of Golden Era Hollywood beef cakes and for some reason he just hits the spot. This is cringe but I have an ongoing fantasy where I'm an aspiring actor in 1950s Hollywood who does small singing gigs at bars for extra cash and he is a businessman/acting manager in an unhappy relationship who sees me perform one night and falls in love with me…
… I'm your national anthem, God you're so handsome, take me to the Hampton, Bugatti vay-ur-ah
No. 203149
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>>203128Meaty with that delicious jaw line
No. 203162
>>203153RIP Henry Cavill he has an
oof shaped head
No. 203690
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I cannot stop watching his streams
No. 203713
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all i want is for him to tie me up, is that too much to ask for??
No. 203982
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still want him. old daddy
No. 203984
>>202980Same here
nonnie, the homoeroticism between him and aufidius did something to my brain
No. 204554
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I want him. He’s cringe but I want him.
No. 204712
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I miss 2007 jim
No. 204778
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>>204589>>204723He’s just very into spirituality and the universe, picrel is a typical post on his Instagram. Idk maybe it’s just cringe to me because I’m a jaded cunt lol
No. 204779
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>>204778That being said I’m obsessed with him, and every time I see him doing this cocky little pout smile I want to fuck him stupid.
No. 204784
>>196173He was hot in that movie, idc what anyone else says
Tim Roth could get it too
No. 205265
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he acted like an insufferable chode in 2017 but if watching the norm episode for the fourth time didn't make me want him less then nothing will
I need god
No. 223867
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No. 223888
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oh wow some mf revived this thread
No. 223991
>>223982cute in promising young woman but not a fan of the hobo look he's had going on
tall dorky comedian boy me like though
No. 224019
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>>223982cute as hell, totally husband material. for 10 years he's been loyal to a woman like 12 years his senior. what's not to love?
No. 224161
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Linus from LTT is so cute, I love him with his beard and sweet smile. I wish I could go on a date with him someday; I'd get all dolled up wearing the Linus skirt, t-shirt and socks. A few dates later, we could even cuddle under the Linus blanket. If we had intercourse, the Linus socks would have to stay on.
No. 224359
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happy 60th birthday you fucking geriatric cretin
No. 228122
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I love this dork so much
No. 228140
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AWOOGA
No. 229269
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Young Phil Anselmo (guy on right). He oozes sex appeal, charm, and looks cool as hell. Would have loved to fuck him in his early 20s
No. 229406
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waiting for sanic 2 promotions so I can see mr gurning waxwork again.
and he will be even less attainable and less manifestable than before!
No. 229414
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I had the shittiest day ever, posting him to feel better
No. 247969
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Whilst browsing the animation cow threads I came across the most beautiful man.
I understand now nonas, I get it now.
No water will quench this thirst.
No. 249243
>>196173genuinely had no idea young Buscemi was hot
>>202634can’t fix what’s already perfect nonita
>>224019not to be gross but I would grind bo into a fine powder were he not a loyal, committed partner to somebody else and also many thousands of miles away and also unattainable regardless of either factor
>>216033thanks for link, ngl already have a crush cos lbr he was right about literally everything except for bombing people so pretty psyched to read a journal that’s gonna make me even weirder
>>229406 >>224359
carreyfag I fucking love you please post more rare carreys. he is and always has been immensely fuckable but more importantly I’m stuck inside with covid & your birthday wish to daddy Jim made me laugh so hard I coughed myself into a blackout
saged for feversperging
No. 249615
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>>249243awww nona I just saw your post I'm so sorry you're sick, that was me a couple months ago
here's a jim with tupac for you
No. 249616
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>>249615also I now know it's not the same jacket but I love how he wore a similar one 20+ years later
No. 249617
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>>249243>>249615also nabbed some giant filesize gifs awhile back
No. 249619
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>>249617with his co-writer (read: ghostwriter) of his book, dana vachon. interesting because danas been showing up as one of his posse members for a few years in candids and I thought based on his name he was a woman at first kek
No. 249656
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i'm sorry to revive this topic. i'm not one of the originals but the origin for my fixation is kind of storied and also rooted in the fact that he was, while around family, on the right path and displayed talent and insightfulness. once around his loser friends, the quality of his lyricism and overall shit went down tremendously. he seemed like a pretty decently thoughtful kid with some reflective and sweet songs at first, at least for a himbo from a highly academic background focused primarily on labor analysis, until he hung around more and more exploitative privileged losers from a dissimilar backgrounds. i also had a brief flirtationship with a young cook i worked and lived with as a teen who looked just like him and was from literally the same city as peep, who'd take care of me, so it all hits hard. gif related is like the hottest shit of all time to me tbh.
in my irl husbando dreams he'd have stayed with his family, who seemed to mostly have the right priorities and interests, not fucked with his face or chest, and just had a normal alt-life away from corrupting influences. i think he could've been a very moldable sub if someone stepped in soon enough. the mommy's boy thing he had with his mom also did not seem sexual at all, it seemed like he genuinely respected his mother and female family members and that is very rare.
No. 249725
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>>249656I agree about peep being pretty respectful, I think a lot of that came down to his relationship with his mom. I'm sad that he ended up hanging out with the likes of TooPoor and people who generally didn't come from his sort of background or had his outlook on life. I think if he kept to his roots and didn't get involved with hollywood degenerates, he would still be alive today. A lot of his so-called friends egged him on and encouraged his drug abuse although I understand most of them were just as bad themselves.
Very sad to see peep end up this way at such a young age too, I think many people just view him as an edgy soundcloud rapper but he clearly knew his stuff and his influences when it came to music.i loved the Avenged Sevenfold sample on Move On Be Strong. He was a very smart guy and didn't deserve to leave so early compared to most of the trash moids in that scene…I'm also not ashamed to say I got a crybaby tattoo a few years back kek. Picrel
No. 250239
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>>249725he was definitely respectful to his mom (rare) and family. i think a lot of the scene he chose to be around was obviously disrespectful and rap as a whole tends to be disrespectful and he acted in kind in order to fit in, but put down a better path, i really think he could've been very decent. his older songs (latitude, glassy, lose my mind, life) were very introspective and sometimes sweet. referencing andy kaufman's special in one of his first songs at 17 is prety impressive. he really could've been special if he stuck to his cultured and politically aware roots. i think there was a lot of pressure for him to be a certain way in order to gain more appeal which is unfortunate, and obviously he was surrounded by vultures. still so sad, he seemed like pre-hollywood he was kinder, had more varied interests and an interest in less destructive, and also materialistic habits. though many had emphasized he felt guilty for being more picked up and his less talented friends being left behind. unfortunate they'd all literally leech off of him to make them pay his rent, then steal the clothes off his dead body. toopoor was probably one of the best people out there in that minefield of leeches, though she wasn't the best obviously. it's unfortunate that bc of his appearance he's typecasted as another lil pump because he genuinely was different.
i'd give anything for an unpretentious, depressed alt-subby lefty himbo though
>>249691nah, just messy. i'm a messy bitch too though. type-A, neat men don't really interest me anyways
No. 250241
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danofag migrating here from the unconventional thread ‘cos i was shitting it up too much
i want him so bad i’m gonna implode sistren
No. 250243
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>>250241>>250241he's so remarkably mediocre and reproducible anon, why him when you could choose someone actually cute?
No. 250247
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>>250243i don’t even know man. he just has a bizarre sexual magnetism that’s taken ahold of me. i know objectively he looks pretty boring/average/like just some dude but i find him inexplicably tantalizing.
i think he’s a great actor & he usually plays weirdos/freaks which might be part of it. makes him spicy
No. 250250
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>>250247but if he's otherwise normal doesn't that kind of detract from the appeal? he just seems like a normal dude who takes odd roles. he seems like a normal dude on interviews? i just watched a few interviews and i can't see it. ime the appeal is when it's genuine eccentricities or vulnerabilities. at least we all know carrey is a legit loon with legit mental problems. all i know is that non-peep fags are severely missing out on younger peep appeal and potential
No. 250263
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nona who was sick with covid I hope you're feeling better ♥︎
No. 250265
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>>250250no, i think the contrast between his seemingly normal, nice, mild-mannered irl personality & his freak ass movie roles is endearing. plus the fact that he can tap into those personas for his art belies some genuine underlying eccentricity without the baggage of the whole tortured artist thing.
>>250260god i wish…..
No. 250276
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>>250271hot nonetheless. i'm totally into trashy gas station cuties as long as they have his specific views on certain topics/came from his activist background and are subby. lbr though he was way cuter than 99.9% of them facially. in my fantasies he'd totally have a normal job and make music on the weekends while spending time with his activist family instead of end up squandering his talent and dying pointlessly surrounded by vultures
No. 250281
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>>250276>>250276sorry for spamming but bodily too. most gas station guys are short and not lanky
No. 250400
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>>250243different danofag, but I don't even understand my obsession with him. He's so different from my ideal man but I still think he's super handsome.
I don't even think it's the type of characters that he usually plays, I've never liked men who get pushed around. He's literally just some guy, and yet I would die to have him kek
No. 250433
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>>250400hello fellow danofag. god he’s fucking hot…i really am mystified by it too. i will say his voice is so nice & he always looks so clean & well-groomed & his hair looks so soft…. ugh i want him
No. 250434
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My scrunkly scrimblo
No. 250475
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beautiful soft features
No. 250507
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a little too much dano in these parts of town, posting obligatorily
No. 250579
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>A new Riddler comic book hits stores this October with "Riddler: Year One". Written by Paul Dano.
danogirlies can’t stop winning
No. 250610
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i just want him.
No. 250646
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he was perfect in nearly every way
No. 250650
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>>193846need murder daddy to take me to mexico
No. 250705
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>>250610i want to snap him like a twig (meant in the most loving way possible). skinny guys make me feral
No. 250730
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>>250579I look at your husbando and all I can see is Sid from Skins
No. 250738
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>>250579>written by paul danointeresting. i stopped liking comics long ago but i might check this out
No. 250741
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>>250705you and me both, anon. i hope he never cuts his hair because his curls drive me crazy ugh
No. 250744
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Machine Gun Kelly… i know he’s an asshole most of the time but i can’t help it
No. 250795
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>>250783based & danopilled. his voice is so sexy. i can’t even explain how badly i need him. he must emit some type of pheromone that drives girlies crazy on the internet
No. 250798
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>>250795I thought I was a weirdo for being so attracted to him during The Batman until I saw the general consensus. I want to sit on his lap.
No. 250808
>>250783>dano screaming compilationBased as fuck, tomorrow I might go see Batman too. I'm turning into a Danofag
What's the movie at 0:45?
>>250798God he looks so hot in each and every one of these photos. I wish he always wore glasses.
No. 250813
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>>250808>What's the movie at 0:45?prisoners, it’s a great movie
this thread is turning into a dano harem at this rate.
No. 250823
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Dwayne the rock Johnson is soooo fuxking sexy. He was my first crush and will always be. I'm much younger than him but I want to find a man like him one day. He has such a wonderful vibe and is so humble. His smile makes me melt. Hes so cute ughh
No. 250825
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Watching him in pain&gain (my favorite movie) and he always motivates me to work out and be my best self.
(ot: but I went out on a date with a ex guy friend a long time ago and we both used to go to the gym together so I brought up how I loved the rock and he was my gym motivation and he couldnt stop sperging about how he probably does roids and I told him I didnt care and he was sexy anyway' I loved his attitude. Anyways he kept getting mad and I asked him if he was just jealous the rock could lift more than him and left KEK)
No. 250826
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I always liked Dan Auerbach but the new Black Keys actually gives me tingles a lil bit. He’s old and tired and looks like death warmed up, but somehow that part of the appeal. My chainsmoking middle American rockstar husbando
No. 250829
>>250825incredibly based story. especially that last line I fucking kekked with you
>"are you jealous he lifts more than you?">leavesStacy behavior
No. 250884
File: 1647783608715.jpg (53.25 KB, 611x724, dano.jpg)
>>250881
it's part of the appeal (looks like he's a chronic masturbator)
No. 250900
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>>250881
shane dawson looks like a malignant ogre. paul dano looks like a beautiful cherub
No. 250958
>>250946I love him too!
>he's so "dark"I mean…she's not wrong kek
No. 250959
File: 1647812067065.jpeg (75.43 KB, 640x960, D8FA8D36-BB19-4CB1-AD3A-46202D…)
Tillian Pearson from Dance Gavin Dance is so hot and he has a qt black gf and also has the voice of an angel. I would want to be held in his 6’3” arms while he sings me to sleep. He’s pretty boyish looking too.
No. 250984
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>>250972god, yes. you’ve said it perfectly. i first fell in love when i saw love & mercy because 1. i’m a huge beach boys/brian wilson fag so i loved his performance - he was so innocent & tragic & it just grabbed me. and 2. i think he looks incredibly sexy as chubbed up brian wilson. like he gives good hugs too
also his hands are very nice. i have lewd thoughts about them.
No. 251001
>>250946Stumbled across him a few years ago, was mesmerized watching his Live in Copenhagen performance on YouTube.
I can be picky as hell when it comes to attraction. But within the parameters of his mid/late-60's era, he is basically perfect to me. The look, the voice, the smarts, the cynical-but-charming perspective… I swoon a bit from any man who can sing and play piano simultaneously (something I could never do).
No. 251099
File: 1647887928123.gif (6.05 MB, 540x280, b0630d9d2295595444ae2877fcc657…)
I've become deeply obsessed with snafu, something about the cajun accent, cocky personality and uniforms just hits different. Even saved some fics and still on the hunt for more I'm so pathetic.
No. 251101
File: 1647888053090.gif (3.54 MB, 500x500, f341324-c880-46f2-8533-22eb021…)
>>251099(samefag) god I want to
lick every inch of sweat off his body I don't even care that he's covered in dirt and grime 90% of the time kek No. 251112
File: 1647890639596.jpg (175.85 KB, 920x540, tumblr_a1d9083f8b60831fc04016c…)
>>251101last samefag just wanted to post this one too
No. 251248
File: 1647924148086.jpg (87.19 KB, 1012x708, Untitled.jpg)
i love watching my beautiful husband perform even if he's nodding on heroin while he does it
maybe i will meet him in the afterlife
No. 251258
File: 1647934879443.jpeg (135.23 KB, 932x1048, 9e98214f-3d04-4e10-a52f-7c930e…)
why does he have to be dead nonnies i miss him so much
No. 251514
File: 1648084197226.jpeg (464.37 KB, 894x894, 8A9C7C3A-8B81-4CB1-86B0-A20536…)
the nightmare I had where he basically was the skeleton spectre from the utagawa painting has officially dubbed him mr. bones
No. 251516
File: 1648084697212.jpeg (39.03 KB, 554x566, FJo_z7PXMAUKZ-z.jpeg)
Sorry for hamilfag but he is so gorgeous
No. 251532
File: 1648091399372.gif (908.23 KB, 320x240, 3346D114-E4E5-4B6D-8839-CCB3A9…)
>>251516Oh hello dark stuff
No. 251746
File: 1648180148018.webm (6.79 MB, 720x720, Gene Kelly by @alpacinofilms.w…)
Need to see more men that look like him on the screen. Why do they keep shoving below average men (imo) down our throats.
No. 251749
>>250608ever since posting this all I can think about is the cute little admiration floating between Sacha and Jim kek
I'm no fujo but they could tag team me if they wanted
No. 251757
File: 1648185801830.jpg (53.22 KB, 480x720, 1601338194624.jpg)
>>228122>>228129He's so cute and made such a fun show full of even cuter characters.
No. 251826
File: 1648232451694.gif (938.29 KB, 400x200, tumblr_m8ft9ynUmz1qksxamo1_400…)
he's so happppyyyyyyyyyyy
No. 251863
File: 1648245048811.jpg (110.1 KB, 720x900, side-profile-of-john-barrymore…)
>>251786nta but you may be thinking of John Barrymore. I've read that he had incontinence from alcohol abuse, so he often smelled like pee. I would be really shocked to find out Gene Kelly smelled bad enough to have a reputation for it.
No. 251979
File: 1648313108919.jpeg (94.74 KB, 749x936, D4056BCE-948D-46AD-BCBE-7895B1…)
ugh
No. 251990
File: 1648316842968.jpeg (346.13 KB, 2048x1365, 54750145-55A1-46F0-BDB7-32B113…)
>>251984He says thank you
No. 251998
File: 1648321696909.jpeg (129.32 KB, 800x1200, 38C9916B-8B7E-4367-9DA0-E0F85B…)
>>251979it took me a second to realize that's cousin greg and not bernie's actual son
also discussion of taika in celebricows reminds me. I love taika. douche canoe or not
No. 252094
File: 1648382028935.jpg (78.1 KB, 776x960, 55557260_2672897112782508_5963…)
This fucker has been living in my head rent free for the last two years.
His name is Lawrence Wong and he's an actor from Singapore.
No. 252100
File: 1648386878906.jpeg (759.1 KB, 828x1026, 8CEE7643-395F-46AE-96D1-3F9D8A…)
>>251998Celebricows? I’m new here is that like an /m/ thread?
Also yeah I want Cousin Greg more than anything else in the entire world as of late. Did you know that he’s reputable for sleeping with fans? Why not me??????
No. 252118
>>252100It’s in /ot/ and it’s one of the worst
best threads on this site kek
No. 252591
File: 1648616814887.jpeg (582.04 KB, 1417x760, 660C4DF7-5BA4-4639-A876-2A7B47…)
i want to fuck the shit takes out of him
my god was that a shit take
No. 253351
File: 1648869150557.jpeg (370.55 KB, 684x1049, 5F71429A-13A1-420C-854B-B7807B…)
>>252591carreyfags now on suicide watch
in honor and in disdain, here is proof that the freckle mole still lives
No. 254641
File: 1649291441815.jpeg (200.76 KB, 770x510, 2AA39A51-1ED8-4DDB-9DBA-3B1A62…)
say it louder for the people in the back: i can fuck the shit takes out of him
No. 254837
File: 1649344971131.jpg (98.74 KB, 1078x1022, b38371629db550e491cc3832338930…)
mark… i don't remember a day gone by i haven't thought of this man.
No. 254847
File: 1649348865194.jpg (73.05 KB, 564x752, he so shy.jpg)
Oh steeve… don't look so nervous ust because your 75th birthday is tomorrow… i know you don't eat sugar so you can't have a cake but maybe you can still blow out 75 candles and make a wish
oh open your presents
>every present is guitar-shaped
oh man i wonder what everyone got you
No. 255526
File: 1649576125852.jpg (98.42 KB, 1280x977, a1eeba5dc9981a4f7e93ab9c4991e5…)
Randomly watched Dark Harbor with a young Norman Reedus in it the other day. Alan Rickman too if that's your thing. It's an interesting flick, hell of a twist at the end. Can't get over NR in it though, just does something for me.
No. 255547
>>254837I got into him while watching unus anus during lockdown. Had kinda noticed him before but some of the more physical vids they made.. highlighted his appeal even more
Looking at really old vids of him he was weirdly nothing special back then. He's improved himself over the years.
No. 255581
File: 1649605826255.jpeg (20.7 KB, 190x293, 3BD28D45-246F-4EE7-BEAE-04154C…)
i want him to tie me up
No. 256321
File: 1649887569227.jpg (108.51 KB, 623x623, tumblr_7bd813bea321a024a2d9efd…)
i have such a crush on ethan nestor.. in fact i'm going to his show. in the process of having a heart attack right now nonnas.
No. 256361
File: 1649904148133.jpeg (621.69 KB, 828x756, 83CC8FB2-A154-4E2C-BC45-ECB00D…)
the only good thing to come out of slapgate is finding out this pic exists
No. 256416
File: 1649937842271.jpeg (921.52 KB, 828x1532, 1305CD24-14B8-46DD-AE2F-3389A4…)
The blackandwhiteknight on TikTok so fucking hot. I am jealous of the horses he rides.
No. 256666
File: 1650053304673.jpeg (57.54 KB, 576x841, FA554C08-EFAC-47B3-ABEF-685B4F…)
I love him so much
>sweet voice, so disarming
>beautiful face like that of a woman
>big puppy eyes
>sexy ass puckered lips
>golden retrieveresque demeanor
just look at him, he’s so beautiful and sweet, he’s the prime example of a himbo. Inb4 look how he aged. All I see when I look at him now is a sweet old man with kindness in his eyes. He fills my heart with so much feelings of warmth. He has had such a rough life, I just wanna hold him. I am legitimately in love with him. He is an irl Jojo character with that beautiful face and nice ass body
No. 256670
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>>256666>>256666Forgot to mention that bod tho, I don’t get why people are so mean to him about aging. I like to imagine myself growing old with him, he looks so sweet like he’d buy you flowers on his way home from work or something. He’s just so perfect and I am obsessed
No. 256692
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He's the cutest man alive imo, although his tats are ugly and he's a kpop boy who deceives teen girls for cash, idgaf. It's physically impossible for me to start disliking him. His eyes are so freaking round and innocent, but his body is so sexy. It's a perfect combination. You might think i sound like a ratmy and that is because technically i am, but i don't care about the other kpop fags. Only Jungkook. His aura is just so pure, it's like you can tell he's a good person at heart. If he ever does something wrong i wouldn't be shocked, because he's a moid, but still. I would treat him so well, cook for him, clean his musty room, wash his ass, peg him. Whatever.
No. 256694
>>256692Same
nonny if only his tattoos weren’t so fucking ugly. He has such a nice aura
No. 256696
File: 1650069005835.jpeg (183.49 KB, 1200x630, 2CC81457-B223-4F5F-AA07-86874C…)
>>256666>>256670Yeah he obviously hasn’t aged well but I can’t help but feel bad for him. He did all his own stunts and got seriously injured doing so, including a major injury to his spine. He’s had multiple surgeries and been in and out of the hospital over the course of 7 years. In an article I was reading, he said that was one of the reasons he stepped away from Hollywood along with being sexually harassed by Philip Berk, the former president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. He also went through a divorce from his wife whom he had 3 children with. Then his mother died of cancer in 2016.
Sounds like he’s had a lot of really tough things happen to him, so I imagine staying a hunky heartthrob was not on the top of his list of priorities. Hope he’s at least happy now. He seems like a nice dude who deserves to just relax for a while. He was such a babe in his prime though. At least we have the pics to look back on
No. 256703
File: 1650070462465.gif (4.05 MB, 640x640, shohei-ohtani-angels.gif)
his body is amazing and his face is cute
No. 256872
File: 1650164213698.jpeg (187.31 KB, 700x1050, 14293E6C-F46B-4587-A4CD-5C88D4…)
He keeps starring in the worst kind of low budget dramas but he is my beloved regardless.
No. 257026
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>>256666>>256670>>256696these posts made me re-watch the mummy for the first time in years. god he was so hot when he was younger. but i agree anons while he is not necessarily a heart throb anymore he seems like a nice man he cares about his kids and thats attractive in its own way
No. 257027
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>>256703>>256788he’s so cute, I’m gonna start watching baseball brb
No. 257162
File: 1650297870972.png (174.22 KB, 404x288, pcrow.PNG)
Help me nonnies. My brain is fucking rotting. I've been watching PointCrow's subathon since the first day (unintentionally, I happened to click on his stream the first day and now I feel like I've sunken so much time into watching it that I need to watch it until it ends) and every day I watch this man wake up like a fucking stalker weirdo.
No. 257165
>>257162he's so cute
nonny, i don't blame you.
No. 257173
File: 1650300181251.png (467.83 KB, 803x686, Screenshot (99).png)
I want to build a shrine to Steve Howe. I want a little plushie doll of Steve Howe to have on my shelf. I want a plushie Gibson es-175 guitar to be his little accessory. I want to make even smaller dolls of Jon Anderson and Bill Bruford to be the Steve Howe doll's dolls.
No. 257443
File: 1650380332843.jpg (107.31 KB, 828x1023, tumblr_3a6b4694f36132779dbfc9e…)
Need to post my gentle giant (once again).
My ultimate fantasy involving him isn't even sexual: I like to daydream about a little scenario where we're living together in a cute little cabin in the woods, cuddling, making music, playing with our cats…
I want to brush his hair, cooking him some nice meals and take care of him.
Tell me nonnies, do you have some little scenarios with your husbando that you like dreaming about too or do you think it's kind of weird, with him being a real person?
(Sorry for that autistic ESL rambling)
No. 257474
>>257350she's way funnier than boyegafag
am surprised boyegafag hasn't tried to ban evade and come here
>>257452don't be le sad if he makes you le happy
No. 257626
>>257474Thanks I am le neutral now. My husbando
triggers so many people.
No. 257854
File: 1650552714671.jpg (6.15 MB, 4437x3212, 87667654657654.jpg)
>>257443Ahhh anon, that's a pretty spot on fantasy with Mr. Steele.
Adding Ayrton Senna here because I can't get over him. He was the opposite of trash. He had a perfect personality and the perfect look.
No. 257885
File: 1650561554483.jpeg (65.37 KB, 431x618, DC93817F-7918-4873-A84C-9B5D6B…)
>>257626well this is your place too don't let people tell u otherwise
No. 257922
File: 1650572555262.jpeg (1.45 MB, 4032x3024, 5B21CD87-D5CE-4671-B53C-16A113…)
>>256666>>256670>>256696>>257026I saw him in Breakout (2013) and he was a bit aged but I still think he was hot during this era why is he such a delicious yummy thing? Ugh Has my pussy howling I was frothing at the mouth with a lower belly tingly feeling like I had to pee giving me such a primal urge to mount this huge he-beast. He is literally so damn hot that I can’t even think straight when I see him just “I need to hump, I need to hump” I bet that dick is otherwordly. I want to lick his big tiddies that chest is sooo manly and I want him to hold my waist with his huge arms and hop me up and down while I’m sitting on his pink tinged white man dick I like how he aged
here he’s got this vibe about him like he’s so boyish. I just wanna do such ravenous things to him
No. 257925
File: 1650572707118.jpg (24.38 KB, 487x368, cf541e72335787d003ac5a1347c3c1…)
hyde hot in blurry eyes
No. 257927
File: 1650572886628.jpeg (27.33 KB, 500x281, 371D96AA-C9BF-4207-8752-C617D2…)
>>257922You know that shit is big
No. 258014
File: 1650608388870.jpg (21.55 KB, 564x560, e9d11a6cf82a6477cd1e8a97948d68…)
again i must express my thirst. i just want a moldable trashy conventionally attractive young guy from a leftist activist family so bad… one of a kind. never gonna find this shit ever. so sad.
No. 258015
File: 1650608454483.jpg (47.54 KB, 564x564, 6306dded723e81ece1bd1a5737bed5…)
>>258014so cute with so much potential lost and from such a specific background
No. 258016
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>>258015sorry for the spam girls but i'm drunk and cannot contain myself
No. 258037
File: 1650617447626.gif (4.61 MB, 480x480, B6AE74EA-659E-4386-97C2-D9E5D5…)
>>250823Younger Dwayne did it for me. He looks too steroide-y and bald for me these days. Sideburns youthful Rock will forever be perfection.
No. 258042
File: 1650618688613.jpeg (18.1 KB, 500x281, D8AEE642-A815-4C42-8F39-551C8D…)
>>258037Also, meme asides, he looks great here too
No. 258044
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Im so obsessed with him, even with the shitty bleached hair he's rocking these days, I want him to move to my city and fall in love with me, I'm so attracted to him I'd tell him that his shitty poetry is genius.
No. 258080
File: 1650638596075.gif (2.47 MB, 498x322, Tumblr_l_383071089281986.gif)
Idk if I would go so far as to call him a husbando, because that strikes me as parasocial and weird, but I simp hard for Dacre Montgomery. I've shilled him before in the attractive guy threads.
I've done drawings of him before, and I'm struck by his long eyelashes and perfectly shaped lips. He also has cute freckles on his cheeks and nose. He also had really thick thighs and a nice butt. Guys who can pull off a mustache are pretty rare, but Dacre looks really good with his. Finally he has a sexy voice and an Australian accent.
He seems so sweet and cuddly (which is probably just the public image he's going for but w/e.) His girlfriend is really pretty, too. I think she picks out his outfits lmao.
No. 258122
File: 1650652431350.jpeg (74.29 KB, 451x555, C762A656-0E32-449A-B761-D97151…)
>>258088at least 1k, if not more than that
No. 258218
File: 1650679040087.jpg (91.29 KB, 564x1003, df2a43c456cbb6bac482360c0b3ec1…)
>>258016sorry again girls i spoke to my prideful and arrogant elitist ex and it's just reaffirming my desire for a trashy pliable himbo
No. 258303
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>>258088I mean, there's also screenshots of written interviews and little stuff like logos and arts in that folder but as you can see, I'm really, really autistic.
No. 258305
File: 1650712172093.jpg (74.25 KB, 564x1002, 380dc209c70e2752506d2c6778e528…)
>>258121Honestly, and I don't like to be caught dead simping, he's just so lovely looking.
>>258122A thousand pictures of Jim Carey, thats so impressive, do you guys keep pics on your phones or laptops??
No. 258342
>>258122>>258303Damn I don't think I'll ever get to 1k. I try to save the best quality pictures of my husbando with some exception. I'm just bad at finding the good stuff I guess.
>>258305Laptop + USB stick
No. 258343
File: 1650728597157.jpeg (Spoiler Image,244.16 KB, 1920x1090, 86B58D12-39C7-4BEB-A073-E4390F…)
>>258305phone, online folder for those I don't feel like downloading or keeping, a few on laptop. for better or for worse, I have enjoyed tracking how he's looked throughout the years.
right now I'm just kind of fed up with him so I'm taking a break from watching content. i do still sometimes play roulette with his fansites gallery for funsies, which results in some weird images out of context from things I haven't seen, this one freaks me out
>pov: you have been kidnapped and stashed in jims dank basement No. 258350
>>258345i have always been critical of his actions despite finding him attractive, he's done too many things i cannot condone, but my vagina was too attracted to him before i discovered the fullest extent of what a mess he was. then came the oscars slap fallout. privilege and dissociation from reality leapt out fully formed
get out of here, old man! (but if you want to fuck, hmu!)
No. 258411
File: 1650742800529.jpeg (24.64 KB, 468x655, images (15) (8).jpeg)
The only thing that keeps me from fantasizing I'm his girlfriend is the fact doing that shit with real people is deranged
No. 258424
>>258381congrats, nona, enjoy your new pictures!
>>258411better than dreaming you two had children together. totally not guilty of that!
>>258422as long as you're not acting like it's real I don't see the problem, especially if you're a lonely fuckhead who has relationship trauma, nothing wrong with fantasies
No. 258430
>>258427Daydreaming about real life celebrities embarrasses me a lot so I don't think about it that often, even as a teenager I felt it was cringy, I wish growing up I didn't had self-awareness, like those girls obsessed over 1D back in the day
Strangely enough, reading Actor x Reader stories seems fine for some reason kek
No. 258471
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>>258088741
>>258424>better than dreaming you two had children together. totally not guilty of that!Same. It was the most embarrassing dream out of all the dreams of him I had, I don't even want kids irl wtf. Though the dream itself was nice and at least the child was a daughter No. 258495
File: 1650768035230.jpg (26.23 KB, 357x480, e4f0c55df47182b735afb2d4093f92…)
>>258411Famous people (especially moids) are the modern day court jester nonna. Fantasize away. They only exist to be fawned over and you don't have to respect them.
Pretend like he's a fictional character because in the end to us they basically are, we're never going to actually know them.
In saying that I have on many occasions thought about a reality in which I meet Elijah Wood and have to pretend like I didn't spend two months binge watching everything he's ever been in and dreaming that we were married.
No. 258502
File: 1650768405398.gif (1.95 MB, 268x400, 1b69052f-85e8-4c6b-acca-b1b4b4…)
>>258203I'm
>>258080 and I'm not sure what the anon calling him a dickhead was talking about. Not to be autistic, but I dug around online trying to find proof of what anon was talking about and all I turned up was a bippie on Reddit who was reaching hard for shit to complain about (saying he was lying about being overweight when there exist pictures of him when he was fat, complaining about his poetry, etc.)
Its not that I don't accept the potentiality of him being a jerk, I'm just not seeing any good evidence for it. It smacks of the Jack Gleeson situation, where people looked for excuses to hate the actor just because the character is a villain. His costars (even the ones with bit parts) had good things to say about him, especially Millie and Joe Keery
No. 258506
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>>258498
I know a few someone who know him, he's from Perth so it's the Heath Ledger effect we all know someone who knows him. And I have never heard a bad thing. He's such a stunner especially in stranger things, picrel was my phone wallpaper for a while.
No. 258510
File: 1650768894262.jpg (98.26 KB, 787x1024, Dacre-Montgomery-for-GQ-German…)
>>258504I've noticed that men who look good in mustaches look kind of weird without them. Idk some of you guys might like how he looks clean shaven but I think the facial hair looks better (and I'm not normally into facial hair.)
>>258506He mentioned in an interview once that he gets recognized a lot in Perth, even when he wears a disguise. I guess that's what happens when there are only a handful of famous actors from your city and you're one of them.
No. 258811
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>>257925Old Hyde was best Hyde. Now my mans looks like a granny but I would still sit on his face
No. 258858
File: 1650905614948.jpg (Spoiler Image,69.48 KB, 275x498, skinny legend.jpg)
Had a hard time sleeping last night. Didn't help that one of his songs was constantly playing on loop in my brain. I didn't even listen to it yesterday. Spoilering and sageing as to not upset that one anon with a jumpscare of my husbando.
No. 258992
File: 1650937107585.jpeg (105.3 KB, 960x938, 157DFC8A-7592-4DBF-994D-5B2414…)
do any of you also have a collection of memes and or reaction images
No. 258995
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>>258992My husbando has a very natural reaction-imagey face to me spoilered for jumpcsare
No. 258997
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>>258995i have a folder named "spooky jim" i resonate with this on an earth shattering level
this mans got eyeballs hued like a demon from hell why the fuck is this even possible
No. 259001
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Can be used suggestively, can be used normally, but what I'd like to point out is that he is wearing The Classic and a Sonichu medallion. Foreshadowing our current age smh
No. 260049
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i'm sorry girls. i'm so thirsty to lick the tummy of a skinny sweet subby guy. kill me now
No. 260070
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i am a shameful ezrafag and he has ascended from the attractive moid thread to irl husbando section of my brain. can't stop thinking about his crazy ass nonnies….help me
No. 260075
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>>260049Oh hell no, why is this man's stomach greasy also what is with the weed tattoo.
>tummy licking>skinny>sweet>subbyThese are based though, so you are excused. Actually tummy-licking is only half-based because if anything, your tummy is what should be licked.
>>260070>she was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared disrespect his queen No. 260077
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>>260075thanks, anon. reposting this pic in its best spot. he's sweaty, not greasy in the pic. i don't mind a sweaty tummy if it's on a subby sweet skinny guy. also yes obviously my tummy would be reciprocally licked. the weed tattoo isn't the worst, the worst is the 'daddy' one and others. i don't mind the weed tattoo actually.
No. 260081
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>>260070THERE IS ONLY HELL
No. 260085
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>>260081there is only an eternity of pain and suffering knowing i will never live financially comfortable on a farm with my husbando in his pre-schizoid era, looking after our numerous goats and chickens and growing tomatoes together
No. 260089
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>>260085In this realm, he'd be the black goat on your farm asking you
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter . . . wouldst thou like to live deliciously? No. 260133
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>>260089this is very accurate - and you know what? i'd say yes and then get possessed.
No. 260142
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good morning girls nice to see the derangement train is still going strong
No. 260145
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>>260142good evening nonna, even after the world explodes and we end up in a post-apocalyptic bunker, this thread will keep on running.
No. 260147
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>>260145Oh yeah aren't there more fears the world is going to get nuked? Maybe we'll find them at the end of the mushroom cloud. Fuck this shit
No cameras, no artificiality, no decency, just all of us in a commune at the end of the world
No. 260161
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>>260147yep and honestly I'm surprisingly uncaring about it…idk if it's just me being so fed up of life that I actually wouldn't care if we were all immediately wiped out. it feels like enjoyable, or even basic things like having a house or stable job, are so unattainable for normal people now that i'm just quite fed up of it. that includes relationships and the state of moids too - i guess that's why we have husbandos kek. cheers to escapism!!
No. 260176
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>>260161i guess I've fallen into the jim nihilism hole fully, not that he'll ever see anything I say, but yeah, I've succumbed. the world is shit like jenny holzer said, light one up and sink into your couch. it's not getting any better
everything in life
triggers me and makes my brain ache and I cannot do anything worthwhile with my time, I've become hopeless dirt. I cant believe im not dead I should be dead
No. 260224
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i just want a trashy lefty lanklet that wants to worship my pussy and ride him so bad nonnies
No. 260232
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>>260224just could've been perfect if intercepted and kept from fame and molded properly
No. 260279
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>>260224good morning peepanon, peep looked trashy for sure but i noticed that his lips always looked smooth and actually not really crusty at all. i just know he used cherry Carmex - love that for him.
No. 260321
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>>260279Another day of not being able to make him bark at gun point. How to cope?
No. 260344
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>>260321>Another day of not being able to make him bark at gun point.KEK oh my god that's hysterical
>>260279morning! i'm not like a dedicated peepanon based on his persona or music like what i assume to be like, an 18 yo from the unconventional attraction thread, i just have a history with a guy like him kind of and i hate the lost potential plus his background was soooo specific for a trashy dude. perma upset there are no younger hot guys i'm attracted to physically worth trying to mold basically. no men are skinny and pretty anymore coming from based af backgrounds. his lips were quite smooth and pretty. and i had no clue about the carmex. carmex is a top tier lip protector that feels so nice on the lips.
No. 260371
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Good morning retards
No. 260384
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>>260371morning, howefag/yesfag. hope you and ezrafag are having a great sunday!
No. 260393
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>>260387kind of cute gif if he didn't look so devious when we also know his true nature. shame. another waste
No. 260408
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>>260397i mean he's conventionally attractive so it's not hard to understand. the howe thing (physically) i have to say i don't get, though he is very talented, no doubt. but i can get it for ezra though i do think he looks really rough these days. i like a softer face personally but it's not hard to see ezra's appeal physically. i don't know much about him personally but i'd heard he was a brat as a kid too.
No. 260428
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>>260408I like Steve's skrunklyness and introversion
Ezra just frightens me, especially his mummy feet photo. Also his volatility, though I fucking love seeing what he's up to in Hawaii like that random video of him dancing. I wouldn't mind joining a group of several girls in Hawaii and follow him around and take pictures and just keep an eye on him for entertainment's sake. I say a group because if I was alone with him at any point I can imagine a chair being bashed into my skull.
No. 260430
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>>260428same, i would go to hawaii and watch him lovingly from a distance. he has a scarily angular handsome face and i wish he would embrace it more. other ezrafags can you come with me?
No. 260449
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>>260371good morning stevefag and other fags I don't want to work today
No. 260453
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>>260430yes my queen i will come with you and tame this crackhead beast
>>260449>>260371good morning jimfag i'm at work rn and am considering pulling a Main Character moment and dramatically pretending to faint
No. 260465
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>>260453>>260449you guys work weekends? sucks. hope you guys get to go home soon. hate working weekends. do what you need to do, ezrafag. enjoy your life!
No. 260470
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>>260453yay thanks nona! let's go!
No. 260502
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>>260465yep im stuck in retail at the moment and it's killing me. it's nowhere as bad as my last job and I've been a few years here but I hate it. want to move on with my fucking life
>>260453kek sometimes I actually do feel like fainting on the job so I get you. I'm the youngest worker there atm so it does feel like a main character syndrome situation a lot of the time. like no matter what I do I end up under a microscope even when I don't want to. small staff. hope you survive the rest of your shift okay
No. 260531
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>>260502omg i know how that feels
nonnie…this is my only non-retail job and i was one of the youngest workers at my last one, i wasn't allowed to get away with anything compared to older people or just the older moids who had been there longer. i fucking hate retail, i thought the customers would be bad enough but a lot of the staff are just so snakey and have a big power complex too
No. 260533
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>>260531thanks for more Ezra pics
nonnie, I hope you have a sweet day
No. 260536
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>>260533ur welcome nona have a great day!!
No. 260539
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>>260536anon thank you for caring about me
No. 260546
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>>260531the only advantage is that most of my coworkers are women, so I don't deal a lot with male bullshit (other than dumb moid customers). they like mothering me. it does hurt knowing they'll never view me as mature and always see me as their child. I'm just here till I graduate and then out for good. i want to move on and not be trapped in this town
>>260536I hope you both have a wonderful day
♥︎ No. 260595
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Genuine question ladies - do you ever look at your husbando and fee like unable to keep looking at it? Like it's just too much? He's just too pretty and you'll explode?
Oh Or I am just autistic?
No. 260631
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>>260232I find Peep quite cute. That gif of toopoor scratching his chin really makes me feel warm. I'm so sad about how he ended up.
>>260428>I wouldn't mind joining a group of several girls in Hawaii and follow him around and take pictures and just keep an eye on him for entertainment's sake.Nona, I love your mind.
>>260430>>260453I hope I can still join the quest. I'm a bit late with catching up.
>>260531I want a video of him showing us a tour of his shoes/closet. Now that I think about it, I feel like he would've made a pretty entertaining YouTuber.
>>260595For me, I get violent tendencies when looking at mine just because I find him cute and I'm aware of his flaws, so I don't feel any guilt, but a part of me does fantasize doing domestic, cheesy stuff. It's complicated.
No. 260669
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good afternoon variousfags, what is it about a Monday that just drains my energy and makes me unable to do even the most simple things? i hate this shit
>>260631you are very welcome to come on the schizo safari
nonnie. i think he would have made a good youtuber too, i remember that video he did about his "fashion icons" and it was like 5 minutes of rambling which was strangely interesting.
No. 260673
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>>260669>>260631yay
nonnie! the more the merrier ezrafags for our trip to hawaii
No. 260680
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i love this thread
No. 260701
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>>260669I would say it's "I hate mondays" syndrome. Sunday's designated as a day of rest. It will never live up to the name and hasn't for the past six years.
I wish I had the vacation days to be able to go to Hawaii nonas, I think jim was out there too at some point. rich people hanging out in exotic paradises makes me so envious. just imagine being able to do whatever you want with no regard. all I want is to be loved and secure and I can't even have that
No. 260709
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>>260702>>260702i tried but got some angry anons reply to it kek, but we do need one to contain us ezrafags in one place
No. 260726
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>>260701i feel you jimfag, the freedom that comes with being wealthy enough to just go to hawaii or anywhere in the world you want and just…chill, seems so crazy to me rn. i can't even remember the last time i went on holiday, and even then my childhood holidays were just to spain because it was cheap and we were poor kek. i've always wanted to go to see the grand canyon or see certain parts of america in general, i guess thats possible for some burgers here but i live in boring shit england so its just a dream for me.
>>260702honestly i like this thread with all the husbandos combined…if we made an ezrafag one i would miss everyone here too much KEK
No. 260730
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>>260727
Yeah. Not every husbandofag has to dream of living life in the luxury of uncommon landscapes and vacation islands. Though if that's your dream, then so be it.
Some of our husbandos prefer the English countryside
No. 260734
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>>260726i get u ezrachan. my memory's so poor I can barely remember the vacations from when my parents illusioned they had money, and then after the split it was a whole lotta nothing. my last "vacation" ended in me developing covid symptoms day after I got blackout drunk. if not for wanting love from someone I don't understand why people think it's wrong to desire wealth, if it isn't an amount that's going to grievously harm the poor. people think i am crazy for wanting to leave the suburban southwest. the boorish familiarity is a truman esque feedback loop. wanting to escape without a full goal in mind is not a bad thing. it's easy for people who don't want to change, good for them for being satisfied, a lot of us aren't. for starved dreamers and schemers lacking the motivation… what are we supposed to do
>>260595I can't look at him for too long anymore, I've built up a little sadness and fear. i also have cripplingly bad adhd focus! he's a humanoid abomination, beautiful, realistic, disgusting and monstrous. it's something that will never be replicated, I want to touch his face lines so bad
No. 260740
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me thinking about an ezra thread
No. 260747
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>>260726>>260730>>260741I'm from eng and we do have beautiful countryside. so many book and film locations are inspired by our countryside. the Cotswolds is beautiful, Beatrix potter based and wrote peter rabbit there. There are other beautiful places too like bath, the lake district, Cambridgeshire, rye etc
ezrafags lets collect ezra from hawaii and bring him to the english countrysides
No. 260749
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>>260748
anon i am an ezrafag and that make me kek
No. 260754
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>>260748
english woman, can confirm, the sole reason i train at the gym is so i can capture ezra with speed and strength and then crush his head/revert his brain back to "normal moid" settings before releasing him back into civilisation
No. 260756
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>>260754fellow english woman, when you have reverted him back to a normal moid i will take him on a trip round england
No. 260790
>>260756what do you think ezra would get from Greggs
nonnie? I feel like he would devour 8 yum-yums in the space of 10 seconds then chimp out and go raid a local Superdrug for their cheap lipsticks.
No. 260834
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>>260828It's always across the FUCKING FACE, they do it on purpose ok just look at this. I need this for my collection of Steve wearing this specific outfit, and now the collection is soiled.
No. 260893
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>>260828pinterest have some cute pics and gifs for ezrafags
No. 260909
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What do we think of his beard?
>>260669I hope Monday didn't treat you too badly, nona. I think Mondays are the color blue, which rhymes with the word 'doom', but
>>260701 makes an interesting point.
>>260677I fear if he was Bruno he would have attempted to #mate# with a rat. I don't know he clearly dgaf about anything and has a "YOLO" way of living. Maybe I'm wrong.
>>260680I love you and every nona on this board.
>>260726>i've always wanted to go to see the grand canyon or see certain parts of america in generalI'm a burgerfag, but I think it'd be so fun to take a trip with variousfags around the world. I guess I'll daydream about it. I do one day want to travel to England. I envy most of the greenery I see there.
>>260734>my last "vacation" ended in me developing covid symptoms day after I got blackout drunk.That sucks I'm so sorry to hear that, nona. How are you doing now?
>>260740Are there really only three of us? Maybe I'm wrong, but I think there may be more but they're too ashamed to say?
>>260747>ezrafags lets collect ezra from hawaii and bring him to the english countrysidesHe needs space from troons and enbies clogging up his head, and of course a long time in rehab. I think a nice little vacation time there would be lovely as his reward if he behaves any.
>>260754>i train at the gymThat's so cool, nona. I assume you have fast reflexes to dodge anything he throws at you that's near him. Now I'm kind of inspired…
>>260834I would recommend going to the IMT thread on /wg/ and ask if they could remove the watermark(s) for you. I know if you put your images together on Catbox they could probably do it though I don't know if there's a limit to how many they will do at a time. It doesn't hurt to try.
>>260893So true.
No. 260910
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>>260909>#mate#My apologies.
No. 260913
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>>260909> What do we think of his beard?I love it
No. 260914
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>>260911His cuteness is one of the reasons why I want to hurt him.
Ezra, if your spirit is here, please don't sue me.>>260913I know some anons find beards gross, but I think they suit some men really well. Like qtpieEzra for example.
No. 260916
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>>260914agree, i normally don't like beards
No. 260921
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>>260916He looks so romantic in that photo. Why did it go all wrong?
No. 260922
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>>260921it went so wrong
nonnie. that is why I sometimes feel guilty about being an ezrafag but then realise I am not alone with my retarded taste here
No. 260925
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>>260922I'm really glad to have this little corner too. I really want to commission a tapestry of different Ezras (not including his themby self) like seal-chan did with the cows kek. But that would never happen as that'd cost way too much and maybe it's a little overboard.
No. 260934
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>>260802I get all my Dacre pics from Tumblr. I've never seen one with a watermark there.
Granted, candids of him are pretty rare, and those are the kind of images that tend to be covered in watermarks.
No. 260950
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I'm an ezrafag too and I just wanna say that they did him so wrong with this hairstyle in the Fantastic Beasts movies … made me want to shit, cry and piss that they made him so ugly. at least in the newest one he had long hair.
No. 260951
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>>260950fellow ezrafag that is so true, why did they do that?
No. 260958
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>>260909Thanks for the watermark advice, unfortunately /wg/ won't let me enter the image (resolution too small) and I don't understand how Catbox works, I'll be honest. I will remember /wg/ for other watermarked images in the future though, hopefully ones that are the appropriate resolution so thank you.
No. 260959
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this thread is a cosy place for ezrafags
No. 260969
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>>260958No problem, anon. I can help you. You upload however many pics/webms/mp4s as you want and then you copy the link. It's basically an image hosting site. Think Imgur just without the SM aspect. I wouldn't recommended uploading personal information to this in case an autist who's guessing random letters and numbers could potentially land on your image out of random. Here's an example:
https://files.catbox.moe/2q3gr5.jpegDon't worry, no files will ever be automatically downloaded (as sus as that sounds) unless you manually do it yourself. I'm sorry if it doesn't make sense, but if you have more questions I'm happy to help. ♥
>>260962Funny you say that, I also like Joji lol
Do other Ezrafags like him?
No. 260970
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>>260969So you're saying I upload the images onto Catbox and share on /wg/ that way? Soz im retar
No. 260971
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>>260970Yes exactly, anon!
No. 260973
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>>260969I actually found him when someone said he looked like joji as I also like joji kek
No. 260975
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I hope he is staying out of trouble
No. 260976
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>>260973Is it true he's a hoe?
No. 260981
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>>260975We can only hope for the best.
No. 260983
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ezra containment thread based
No. 260986
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the wonder and mystery of this site being anonymous is that i can't tell if it's like the same 3/4 ezrafags or if there's more of us multiplying every day
No. 260987
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>>260979Requesting our Ezra with Felix pls
No. 260989
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>>260986same, this thread is nice for us. i don't care if there are 2 or 20 of us. i love you all and hope you are having a nice day
No. 260993
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us ezrafags need a group therapy session
No. 260994
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>>260993He looks so soft.
Are we really pick-mes like people say? I think I'm not and I don't act like one irl.. So I don't know.
No. 260999
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>>260994probably, we should also probably be ashamed but I can't help it
>>260997I know, that
nonnie is so cute. and she is an ezrafag too kek
No. 261000
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>>260994i don't think so
nonnie, i can't speak for others but i fancy him because he is just physically "my type" in a moid kek. i think you can be attracted to someone and also not excuse or enable their behaviour, i think the dude needs serious therapy and to just probably go on an alcohol programme or something.
there's also the matter of his behaviour just being more open and obvious than a lot of other male celebrities - no doubt so many of them are also crazy and schizo (money can hide and buy away anything) but they just manage to hide it. maybe that's just my opinion though.
No. 261002
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>>261000> i think you can be attracted to someone and also not excuse or enable their behaviouragree
No. 261003
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>>261001….you know what
nonnie? i'm not answering that without a lawyer brb
No. 261004
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>>261001um yes? i would all of the above and more after collecting him from Hawaii and taking him to a therapy session
No. 261039
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>>260909>how are you doing now?I'm extremely prone to accidental or purposeful self injury, so my physical health is never truly good kek. Right now I'm half empty. Not wanting Jim to quit acting but absolutely thinking he's a dirtbag and he'll be caught doing something else if he runs his mouth.
Either way I fret he found out about my existence. Maybe my mere presence butterfly effected his decision. That's delusional of me. I was manifesting meeting him. I am not focusing so much on it now. My obsession caused me a lot of distress at its peak and I'm okay letting it plateau and remain more neutral. He's brought me good and bad in equal amounts
>>261000>i think you can be attracted to someone and also not excuse or enable their behaviourabsolutely. i don't want to seem like I'm condoning any wrongdoings a celeb man has done because I like his acting and find him attractive.
>i think the dude needs serious therapythis for sure. men in Hollywood don't go to rehab easily. there is a stigma against people in the spotlight having mental issues or fits made into a media spectacle. Men are enabled, coddled, or treated as a circus, women are demonized. It's pretty bad when it comes to celebrity treatment overall. I am glad with the Ezra situation that a lot of people are thinking he genuinely needs help and not pointing and laughing. I have no hope for jim. He's at the age where whatever type of disorder he has permanently roached his brain alongside drugs. in a way I found it highly relatable that he has mentally unhinged moments with no filter, but underneath it all is a traumatized and suffering man who's abused others, and that I can't condone. what hurts more is being a woman who's got similar depersonalization issues but will never be treated the same as a scrote
i was an Ezra fan a few years ago so I have a soft spot for him, it's sad to see his downward spiral. He's still young, he still has a chance to go to therapy if he wants it.
No. 261042
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i hope all and every ezrafag dreams of this angular face tonight
No. 261045
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>>261039i hope you feel better soon jimfag, I know exactly what you mean by this
>My obsession caused me a lot of distress at its peak and I'm okay letting it plateau and remain more neutralI don't know if it's even applicable to people you don't know personally but I go through huge intense waves of limerence, it's so exhausting and although people meme about it (and also this husbando stuff) it honestly can be really depressing at times knowing reality will never really (unless you're really lucky I guess) live up to the various fantasies or scenarios in your head or in writing or art. Maybe it's just me being a lonely autismo but I find the whole thing interesting to think about. Idk if you can relate but I have also had a similar intense obsession with a moid I knew…I didn't do anything creepy but it was exhausting, guilt inducing and also just kind of cringe looking back on it. I don't know why it feels different with celebrities, maybe because they're so distant from us its automatically less stalker-ish?
>being a woman who's got similar depersonalization issues but will never be treated the same as a scroteyet another double standard yup. Moids are humiliated too but sort of in a wow quirky crazy man way, women are just harassed non-stop and held to some sort of impossible standard of sanity that barely anyone famous could keep up with.
No. 261086
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No. 261121
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>>261045>I go through huge intense waves of limerenceit's been a long and enthralling ride of limerance, but at times the turbulence is so bad you want to open the window and vomit rainbows.
>knowing reality will never really live up to the various fantasies or scenarios in your headI never considered myself much of an idealizer. covid loneliness killed the cat. me circa 2020 saying I will never become what I hate. i lied. I still don't think I'm anywhere near as cancerous as 99.99% of stan culture. one glance at fans and I'm reminded why I don't engage anymore
>I had a similar intense obsession with a moidI usually tend to attach more to characters and now an actor, but I get this. Must be the bpdfag in me, I don't consider every guy I find myself attracted to irl my obsession, but once the strong and usually less attainable ones of the lot leave their impression on me, I want them. Oh, sweet yearning. I attract damage who does not commit. I favor the famous, marketably trash version of damage that does not commit.
No. 261123
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i'm sorry guys, but my eyes desperately need a break. i hope you guys are all having a good day and a nice time.
No. 261182
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I never thought he was hot before, until watching the northman and now he's living rent free in my head
No. 261191
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Do any of your husbandos get fanart made of them?
No. 261210
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>>261207Does that technically count? There should be some fanart of him ravaging the Hawaiian countryside, then we'll talk.
No. 261225
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>>261123good evening peepanon, good on you for taking a break. Hope you're ok!
and hello to the rest of you variousfags. I can't wait until the weekend comes so I can have an excuse to rot in my bed and play sims 3. And by playing the sims 3 I mean spending hours looking at CC before forgetting to install anything then being too tired to play.
No. 261228
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>>261225Anon I love that pic of Ezra. I hope the weekend comes quickly so you can play the sims 3 and you have fun. I played the sims 3 for years. my favourite is the sims 2 but I play the sims 4 the most.
No. 261232
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Damn found loads of japanese art of Steve Howe/Yes but I need translations to know what they are saying! Also Japanese girls are so based for being into prog, let me just say
No. 261252
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here are some roses for ezrafags and all other variousfags itt
No. 261259
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>>261228god i love the sims 2 so much. the storylines are so good and i LOVE the sims 2 for psp - i might play it now on an emulator kek. i'm trying to build strangetown in the sims 3 too so i can have nervous subject as my simhusbando but the Create a World tool is a nightmare to use
>>261252these are beautiful thank u
nonnie No. 261277
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>>261259You're welcome nona. You should remake the beaker family but add an Ezra sim to the household too.
>>261264Yes the sims 2 had storylines. Kinda like backstories, memories and personalities that the sims had. Like premade sims had relationships and family outside of their household already set up.
No. 261343
he peaked in hotness when he was a twink but he is still a twink in my heart.
>>251998fellow taika anon! i watched ofmd recently and fell in love with his eyes. he seems like a bit of a douche but
it's kind of hot>>254837i want to yank his hair
>>258044see above
No. 261352
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Wheeehehehe I've over 650 pictures/gifs in my collection. One day I will be a one woman museum that nobody will attend.
No. 261365
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>>261343I need to watch ofmd still. he has a very intense upper face which is a fav trait on men for me. i love his style and had no idea until a couple months ago that he'd done modeling when he was younger.
he is a douche unfortunately, he allegedly cheated on his ex wife with his assistant and after divorcing her had a throple with tessa thompson and his current gf rita ora. total cokehead too. but would I? yes, I would.
No. 261428
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wishing fellow ezrafags a happy thursday
No. 261497
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god I wish that were me
No. 261500
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I will never get to stroke his hair and gaze longingly at the veins on his hands, life is suffering ezrafags
>>261497rami is such a cutie, god i loved mr robot too what a great show
No. 261516
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I will never get to hear him sperg about Vivaldi (he loves Vivaldi)
>>261500The world is cruel this way.
No. 261645
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>>261500> I will never get to stroke his hair and gaze longingly at the veins on his hands, life is suffering ezrafags we are destined to suffer fellow ezrafag
No. 261666
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i think it is ironic that ezrafags are always really kind here kek
No. 261681
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>>261516I'm sorry nonna…it's sooo frustrating
>>261666yes kek, i like (and try my best) to be kind to people regardless but i also feel very guilty about fancying him because someone called me a pickme for this. idk what it is i just cannot stop thinking about this deranged scallywag. i wish he would stop using terms like "polyamorous" and just admit that he is a slag though tbh…
No. 261700
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>>261681As long as you understand his actions as a person haven't been rightful then it doesn't make you a pickme.. guilt is a naturalistic feeling, shame is natural. you're not saying my poor little mew mew is innocent so you're above most of the internet right now
>>261516>>261500maybe one day time machines will be invented. VR wouldn't be enough.
No. 261707
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>>261700> As long as you understand his actions as a person haven't been rightful Yes, and I do still feel guilty sometimes for being an ezrafag. I know outside of this thread anons get angry at us kek
No. 261708
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forgive me for him being my irl husbando
No. 261714
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>>261712agree. he also looks very sweet in these glasses
No. 261715
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>>261707I just don't talk much about jim outside this thread for that reason anymore. Other than to meme when things start derailing in other threads. People have been judgmental since day 1, I would like to think I didn't ask for this, but it was fated for me. It befell me accursed. I'd like to think I can curse it back.
Anyway I have been reading jim's stupid book and this leapt out at me
>questioning even the value of an existence >as part of a species forever looping between horror and heartache No. 261716
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>>261700Yeah traveling back in time seems like the best case scenario. I rather go to the 70's than have Steve come here and get told he's an egg for having long hair and several handbags and being introverted and a family man.
>take estrogen you'd look so pretty!>take estrogen it'd fix your fucked up lazy eyeREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE HIM ALONE TROONS, aidens already project their EDs onto him, hilariously
>>261714He should wear glasses more often
No. 261717
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>>261715hi carreyfag, I hope you are having a nice day?
> just don't talk much about jim outside this thread for that reason anymoresame but with ezra. why is life like this?
No. 261719
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>>261716Oh yes stevefag, it would be amazing to live in a different era. I wouldn't mind sliding back to the 90s-00s. It would be nice to exist at current age before brainrotten social media.
I would probably say peak physical jim for me was around 2002-2009. loved this cheesy flop hair so much. I'd have to convince him to dump the bimbo antivax bitch if I wanted 2007 specifically
>>261717>hope your day is going wellsame to you ezrafag! for some reason I woke up with a mosquito bite and really want fro-yo, weird start to the day
>why is life like this?people are presumptuous. those who can't understand the intensity will never understand it.
surprised that boyegachan isn't here with the rest of us, does she keep getting banned?
No. 261721
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>>261719I think Boyegachad reserves most of her boyega lusting for OhNoYouDidn't or whatever site she mentioned on the celebricow thread that apparently has loads and loads of boyegachads. Also kek, whenever I post Steve outside of here there's always one anon who gets very upset about it. I wonder if they are the same person who screencapped my rant about a prog discord from this site on the prog thread and sent it to them. They thought it was 4chan. I wonder if we have aiden farmers?
No. 261732
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>>261721at this point I've stopped using most other platforms. there's not a lot of people to sperg with who couple well with my batshit insanity.
No. 261733
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>>261721I don't think bogeyachan would fit here. she seems a little aggressive and defensive kek
No. 261734
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>>261733i wonder if we could teach her how to love
just don't mention asap or rihanna and its possible
No. 261735
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>>261733But that's funny to me
>>261734Easy- who will be mentioning either of them here? I don't think it'll ever happen though, unfortunately.
No. 261738
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>>261716>>261666yes he should wear glasses more often. this outfit is also very cute and soft
No. 261742
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>>261738I miss Ezra's more boyish fashion. The whole enby aesthetic just does not work for his features. He's sharp, he's pretty, but he's not overly girly. Maybe I'm basic, but I'd rather have someone in a very simple outfit who looks good than a tryhard whose fit and makeup is terrible. The fact that he is an objectively good looking man makes his failings all the more tragic. Someone bring back more masculine Ezra and pull him out of his themby phase pls
>>261735If we want her to come we can always manifest her. Wonder if I have ever run into her browsing ONTD
No. 261750
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>>261742anon agreed, i would do anything to yank him out of his themby phase. anything kek
>>261746don't be shy
nonnie, we won't judge you here of all threads kek
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No. 261755
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>>261749i literally love a human puppet who can contort his face to look like satans anus how much worse can you get
No. 261762
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>>261746Ok ok youve convinced me. Im pretty sure ive watched every interview of him on the internet at this point…
No. 261763
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>>261762kek anon don't worry, we don't judge here
No. 261767
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>>261765
ok nonnie
No. 261776
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>>261765
he looks like shit recently but idk if that's to do with age so much as him just turning into an enby unkempt schizo villain. like if you scrubbed him with soap really hard and forced him to take a shower, get a haircut he would probably not look that different from his golden pre-they/them alcoholism era
i guess you could say a lot of men just choose to become scruffs and fall off the wagon at like age 30 too because they think it's normal for them to turn into stinky ungroomed pigs. this is why i will bring a boar bristle brush and a bar of tea tree soap with me on the ezrafag safari.
No. 261778
>>261742God I was just thinking about this today jimfag - He doesn't suit makeup and feminine stuff imo because of those really sharp masculine features, it just looks like a fetish thing when it's done on very masculine men for the most part.
Also I love this outfit on jim kek it's giving me 90s boyband or cult leader aesthetic
No. 261779
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>>261776anon that's ok, you are still welcome on the ezra safari trip
>>261777kek anon but this thread is for us to sperg about our husbandos quietly and kindly
>>261778same, he has such an masculine/angular jaw, he should embrace it more
No. 261785
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you are all lucky to believe that men fall off the wagon at 30, try being attracted to an 60 year old
>>261762Spielberg? Not that weird. Also considered to be one of the most legendary directors of all time
>>261778The one type of makeup I adore on Ezra is smoky or dark eyes. He suits the vampiric emo boy look so well, picrel is what he should've stuck with
>boyband or cult leader aestheticsounds like a movie idea in the making. god I wanted to write a script idea I had or two or five and every one spiraled into the abyss
>>261780the older he gets the more his facial lines deepen. he looks villainous now, but there's still a certain softness to him. I will always love his eyes and smile. it doesn't matter how much surgery he gets or how he aged, he'll always look like jim carrey. and there is nobody who looks like jim carrey. plus the fact that he's 6'2" and built like a tree
No. 261787
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>>261785anon you are so cute. i hope life is being kind to you right now
No. 261801
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>>261787right now it's really boring! am running on fumes until something interesting happens. i am always holding out for excitement, since im too lazy or sad to make real change out of my various failed projects and fantasies yet, but i have aspiration to one day live an exciting life. with or without the mans. don't we all
love you nonas
♥︎ No. 261903
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good morning variousfags, what's everyone up to this weekend?
No. 261920
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>>261903Hey fellow ezrafag, I am going to play mini-golf today kek. I hope you have a lovely day whatever you are doing!
No. 262056
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>>261903The weather will be atrocious all weekend but I hope I can hang out with my sister if she ever responds. Otherwise I'll probably just draw a lot and play vidya and weep. Probably get stoned. Lament the abject horrors of existence, you know.
No. 262069
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>>261920Samefag, played mini golf and came last out of 4 other people. But I did get two holes in one!
I hope you variousfags have a lovely weekend
No. 262083
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>>261903good morning ezrachan, I have to work the rest of the weekend. finish up my precursors to finals, and then finals next week. since last night was my only off day, me and mama carreychan went out for mothers day, ate japanese food, imbibed, and surprisingly did not rip another's throats out.
my body has fallen pretty feeble the past week or so. for no real reason.
>>262056how's the weather stevefag? it's sweltering like hell down here, wish there was a way to crank down the dials on the uv
>>262069hope you had fun ezrafag, that sounds great. enjoy your weekend too
i hope you all don't have to work, or if you do, find a way to enjoy your slog. don't forget to wish all the moms you know a happy mothers day!
No. 262171
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i want to take this angular face on a picnic and then to a hypnotist to make him forget his themby faze after
variousfags, where would you take your irlhusbando on a date?
No. 262198
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>>262171Probably to the park or to a nice town to go (window) shopping and then eat somewhere for lunch. Maybe a museum, preferably an art museum or a history museum, not so much a science museum, as those are a little too heavy for a date.
No. 262246
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I haven't been this into a guy in years, I'm seriously going insane just thinking about him, he's so cute and perfect especially in the 90s
No. 262258
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>>262171Maybe something fun and silly like a museum or an odd exhibit somewhere, tasty lunch, don't care how cheap it is or how expensive it is. I'm a practical and simple person when it comes to dates. Entertainment and intimacy. don't bore me, entice me. I'd be happy just sitting inside tangled in his body and eating crappy pizza.
No. 262314
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>cute face
>cute angry eyes
>cute mouth
>angry evil persona
I'm in love I can't help it anymore
No. 262394
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thinking ungodly sinful thoughts about him today variousfags. on a sunday of all days!!
>>262171we would go to a zoo, i love going to zoos especially if there's big cats there. i guess ezra's natural habitat is being a schizo chimp so it's fitting. after that we would go for a smoothie/milkshake or just some nice cold drink and then maybe for one of those really thin crust italian pizzas. not a hawaiian pizza though because it might
trigger his ape mode.
>>262246such a based choice nonna, young eminem is SO fine. My older brother had a poster of him in his room and I remember staring at it for ages because I couldn't get over how hot he was.
No. 262409
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>>262394A zoo is such a great idea! It's in the same vein as going to a museum. Lots of walking and things to talk about and you can always rest and get a bite to eat. A zoo is even better if it's a lovely day. Also I love animals.
No. 262473
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Hey variousfags, i have a job interview tomorrow and I am very scared.
>>262394Anon, a date to the zoo is perfect for this husbando for the reasons you mentioned. here is a flower for you
No. 262478
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>>262473Good luck on your job interview! Break a leg!
>>262394The idea of Ezra having like, this mk-ultra type alter ego that gets
triggered when he's in certain situations is so funny to me.
No. 262488
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>>262473Wishing you luck ezrafag! Break a leg (figuratively) as emfag said
>>262394Zoos are fun. I love birds, weird flora and fauna, and and ocean life. Anything that looks like a primitive and eerie fossil that survived volcanic eruption? I'm there. As savage as nature is, we'd have more in common with it than we think
>>262395Kekkkk I love how he actually made it a restaurant too
>>262478Not sure whether husbando was ruined by industry or already schizo from terrible childhood. jims novel mentions wanting to commit matricide like an edgy 13 year old. I wonder how Ezra's childhood was
No. 262556
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No. 262571
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>>257854Senna was a nonce.
No. 262580
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Auuauahahheehheheehe i like to just watch him play
No. 262584
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>>262576Adriane Yamin was 15 when Senna was 25 and they were dating.
No. 262591
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Oh, looks like I found a place I belong to!
No. 262592
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Ok guys, I will keep you all updated on here.
No. 262596
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>>262478>>262488I had my interview, and it went ok but not as well as I had hoped it would. Thank you for your encouragement and thoughts nonnies!
>>262591Bogeyachan you are here! I wondered if you would find this thread
No. 262597
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i hope everyone has a good day, especially ezrafags
No. 262602
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>>262596Interviews are nerve wracking, but I'm sure you did fine. All you can do is wait now and see how they respond
>>262592Welcome Boyegachan!
No. 262604
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>>262591So glad you found this thread, I look forward to reading your sperging.
>>262596Hopefully you get a call back! Interviews suck but I'mj sure you did fine.
No. 262608
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I wonder what ezra is doing right now.. I hope he is staying out of trouble
No. 262609
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cutie
No. 262611
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>>262610life is cruel for ezrafags
No. 262613
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i literally feel like besides me thinking I'm uggo i am the type of woman he'd hurt and i don't want to think about that kek
why do celebrity men become monsters? why do I have to be attracted to someone who did ugly things? and why when I cast aside the ugliness am I still entranced by persona?
life is cruel
No. 262616
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>>262610> I hate that he is actually cute and handsometrue
>>262613life really is cruel and unfortunate for us carreyfag, but at least we are in the same boat
No. 262619
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Why do so many of you choose to have such dangerous husbandos?
No. 262620
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>>262619it's a blessing and a curse
No. 262622
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>>262619Even thought John can be intimidating while acting, like pic related, he is a real sweetheart in real life.
No. 262623
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>>262622kek, that pic is a little unflattering bogeyachan
No. 262626
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>>262624do you want to take this outside boyegachan?
No. 262628
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>>262614why I am not settling until I find someone who's actually worth my salt or the man himself.
>>262619wretched upbringing, family issues, am mentally insane. i don't like to be bored. tbf i did not know the fullest extent of what a lech he was til I did my research! now i live with the consequences
>>262620a blurse (love this pic btw)
>>262623unflattering pics are welcome, I love reminders that celebrities are sometimes just like us
No. 262629
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>>262628you are so kind carreyfag
No. 262631
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>>262628I guess I just can't relate, I think my family issues and upbringing and mental problems swung me towards the opposite direction. I guess it's different because you didn't know, but sometimes that happens with me where I really look up to someone and find out they are horrendous and then usually by nature the awe fades away and I am cured.
Though typically I don't start liking someone that turns out to be quite that insane I think just based on the temperaments I am drawn toward.
No. 262634
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>>262630anon, this is our thread where we can comfortably sperg about our irlhusbandos, we do not agree or condone ezras actions. we wish he will find the help he needs and would like to share our love for him quietly in this little corner.
No. 262635
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>>262630I'm not an ezrafag but he's been getting attention from women for years because he's objectively extremely handsome. I had a crush on him like 7 years ago. Anyway objectifying a man doesn't mean you actually think he's a good person.
Anyway I love eminem in glasses so much he looks so pathetic I just want to hurt him ♥
No. 262637
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>>262635thanks
nonnie, it is true that you can disagree with a celebs actions but still think he is very handsome. yes he is very cute with glasses, just like ezra.
>>262630anon, please do not talk out of your ass, i don't suddenly like him because of that. i actually found about him because he looks like joji and then i watched WNTTAK and liked him since then. this was before the choking video.
No. 262646
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>>262631my fascination at its tipping point was so deep and lucid it almost felt real, I'm an idiot for that. maybe I wanted to pretend I could be as successful or relate to someone who was unstable, and not conventionally attractive. i just wanted to chuckle my way out of my misery, and now I chuckle my way back into misery. there's a reason why the theater mask is concealing the sad face with the happy one
I've been forced to stick near home all these years so maybe it's my morbid attachment to this town of reminders that sought me in this direction. who knows what'll happen when I get out of it? perhaps I'll be so consumed by life trying to subsist in a new city without dying I'll forget about jim, till I leave I'm between a rock and a hard place
>>262630i thought he was attractive before the choking video though. never would've expected what's happened to ezra from ezra of the past
every obsession comes with a double side serving of apologizing for said obsession, I don't think most of us condone what they've done
No. 262651
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STOP! you violated the law! variousfags, you're under arrest! post a funny pic of your husbando or you're going straight to jail.
>>262613i ask myself the same questions nonna - still haven't figured out the answer.
>>262630i've fancied him ever since i watched madame bovary, most ezrafags knew him before all of the crazy shit so i feel like you're jumping to accusations here. you can always simply scroll past the thread if you don't like it, we don't bother anyone and keep this stuff mostly inside the husbando thread…nor do we excuse or condone his actions. i just joined the ezrafags because i don't really have anywhere else to sperg about him and everyone is nice here.
No. 262653
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>>262646This abomination.
No. 262655
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Sometimes I love him so much it feels like my heart is going to explode and I'm scared if I talk about it I'll somehow make myself love him less. I can't look at this picture without smiling like a retard. Anyway.
No. 262656
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>>262651> i don't really have anywhere else to sperg about him and everyone is nice here.me too, i love you fellow ezrafag and i hope you had a good day
No. 262657
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>>262651he was so handsome in madame bovary, especially when he was angry
No. 262661
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>>262651>i don't really have anywhere else to sperg about him and everyone is nice here.yeah that's the whole point of the thread! that's why we're here, why it was invented, and why we were encouraged to come and post here! just avoid the front page or hide the thread if you don't want to see it
also agreed everyone is nice here, love the silliness and shared sentiments that we all have things in common across different favs! it's comforting!
I love this horrorcow so much
No. 262663
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>>262655wtf why is he so cute nonna…
>>262656thank u queen i hope you have had a good day too.
speaking of sperging, i was considering making a discord server for the variousfags here but i have no idea how it will work or if anyone would be interested, i know you're not allowed to put discord links here so idk how it would work or if it would even be worth it, because i do love this thread as it is tbh even if some people do get riled up because of it kek
No. 262665
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>>262663 that would be great as i know, ezrafags especially, get some nonnies riled up and angry but i do understand why kek
this smile is for you nona
No. 262666
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>>262663I can make a discord sometime this week between finals, I am familiar enough with the platform. could just post it and delete it within the 30 min limit but we'd all have to catch it at the same time
No. 262668
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>>262663I think you're allowed to post discord links in the friend finder thread, maybe it could go there? I'm not sure how that would work though kek
No. 262669
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>>262666>>262668i have actually never used discord before kek.. but i will do anything to be able to sperg about our irlhusbandos without being cursed at for doing so
No. 262671
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>>262668>>262669Alrighty then I'll try and make it before this week ends, and post it in friend finder maybe? How's that sound
No. 262673
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>>262671Sounds good to me, just make sure you post here to let us know when it's posted there!
>>262669I feel the same way, all my friends hate my em obsession either because he's
problematic or because they're gay and can't relate. It's fine however I have this deep need to rant about the men I'm obsessed with and I'm tired of being judged for it.
No. 262675
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>>262651spare me officer
>>262619Rami seems pretty nice from what I've heard and what people who worked with him said, but sometimes I fear I might jinx it, even the nicest men could be hiding something.. I once had a weird dream that he got in trouble for doing something to a dead body and his face was all over the news but they wouldn't clarify exactly what he did
No. 262677
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>>262671sounds good jimfag! i look forward to it, i'll keep checking the thread
>>262673>I'm tired of being judged for it.man same..maybe it sounds selfish but i have spent so much of my life feeling guilty for unnecessary shit that i just don't really care anymore lmao. like let me sperg about this obsession in peace!!
No. 262687
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>>262673>>262677I'll let you all kno!
my torment was concentrated to last year, I learned to either talk to people who'd accept it or ignore snide remarks if they came at me.
friendly reminder: nobody can make me hate myself more than I already do!
>>262675what if your dream is predictive somehow? rami seems nice but he's also weird, I don't know whether I can trust weird men anymore. that means I can't trust rpatz either. none of them, can't trust none of em
No. 262692
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>>262687If it actually happened I don't know how I'd even process it. Probably spend days figuring out what to do with all these images kek, well there are more bug-eyed fish in the sea. But that would explain the look in his eyes, I noticed they seem more deader as he got older and yet somehow its still hot to me.
No. 262712
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>>262692nah his eyes are nice. a guys eyes are the most striking aspect of his face, even if they're spooky. he looks kind to me! his eyes are weirdly gorgeous but they don't look menacing!
t. likes man with creepy reflective hazel demon eyes
No. 262721
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Its not even funny how bad I want this man. It literally drives me insane that ive met and casually talk to some of his close friends but hes famous so i'll never get to fuck him!!
No. 262723
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Rory Culkin SPECIFICALLY in Lords of Chaos. Only drawback is the movie is incredibly cringe but I’ve watched it so many times just to see Metal Rory that occasionally I forget Euronymous (guy he plays in the movie for those unaware) was a freaky looking little manlet.
No. 262725
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>>262721Part two to this, i just wanna flex that i met his almost as hot friend for the first time while listening to his podcasttt
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(ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ) No. 262726
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>>262721>>262725Idk who this is but anon if u have even a little bit of a chance manifest the fuck out of it. I would kill to be even tangenentially close to my husbando. Don't let your dreams stay dreams.
No. 262742
>>262726>>262722Thank you kind anons, i promise if someday i make it il post proof to show that we can all slam the man of our dreams
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No. 262780
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>>262677> like let me sperg about this obsession in peace!!me too
nonnie, i am glad we have this little corner where we can sperg together and understand eachother!!
>>262675i remember having a big rami phase anon and watching mr robot and all series and movies he has been in kek, completely understand you
nonnie>>262671sounds fun carreyfag! i do hope i don't miss it
No. 262816
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>>262721Who is the bald man standing behind him?? Also I reverse image searched and that's jschlatt? He seems fairly accessible I'm sure you can meet him someday, at least to take a picture right?
No. 262892
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>>262887I first thought he was mixed like one parent was asian, but he isn't, considering also he looks a lot like Joji, who is actually mixed. Speaking of Joji, he also started a rumor that they are cousins, but they aren't kek
No. 262905
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>>262887russian ashkenazi jew I believe. russia is partly located in asia so it's highly likely a lot of russian people have asian dna, including russian jews. joseph gordon levitt is another example of an ashkenazi with more "asianfied" features, specifically him having smaller more hooded eyes.
my dads family is part russo ashkenazi and their genetics are very strong, he also has almost black hair and more hooded eyes. these "racially ambiguous" phenotypes can appear in other caucasian ethnicities due to mixing with natives and other groups over the years all across the board tho tbh
No. 262908
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>>262887>>262892>>262905yeah, he is very racially ambiguous and also very cute
No. 262921
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>>260595Based husbando. I know exactly what you mean. I’m such a sucker for strong male friendships. I’ve listened to the Venture Bros dvd commentary for every season at least 10 times over. Listening to them banter and bullshit back and forth is my happy place.
I feel terrible thinking this way but I’m 100% sure they’ve explored each other’s bodies during a drunken night of explosive passion, only to never mention it again. The thrill, fear, shame, and relief of it all is so appealing to me I just want to be a fly on the wall for it. I like thinking that it’s not necessarily gay but just… curiosity, maybe a desperation to grow closer than they already are. Both of them walk away from it wordlessly and never speak of it again, going back to “normal” the next morning, falling into that similar male trapping of not reflecting or speaking about your feelings.
No. 263053
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>>262994Damn. An effigy to guard against unwanted lust. Good luck getting through to him!
No. 263060
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hey variousfags, i hope you are having a good afternoon, daydreaming of your irlhusbandos
No. 263062
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Hi does anyone want to talk about Richard Ramirez the hottest man in the world?
No. 263063
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>>263062NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No. 263065
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Ezrafags = girls
Ramirezfags = women
Nonnies it's time to grow up
No. 263069
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>>263065anon are you feeling ok?
No. 263071
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>>263068i guess we would be seeing ezras face so that is ok
No. 263072
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>>263065Ezrafags = women
Ramirezcels = cretins
I understand this is the irl husbando thread but damn there has to be a better place for hybristophiles, like maybe Tumblr? I do NOT want my sweet Steve Howe surrounded by INSANITY! He does NOT deserve this. BEGONE.
No. 263073
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>>263071Excellent, we have come to an agreement.
No. 263075
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>>263073but i don't want to see his disgusting face. this is our cosy safe corner. we don't need him here. sperg about him on tumblr
No. 263082
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>>263079>hybristophiliaMeme. Criminal or not, Ramirez is pure sex.
>>263080They're charming.
No. 263083
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>>263082Nonnie didn't he have severly bad breath because he ate only candy and never brushed his teeth?
No. 263088
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>>263065NONONONONOoooooOOO
>>263072dw stevefag i will protect you
>>263083why is em's waist so snatched here? love that for him
No. 263090
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>>263088hi ezrafag friend!!!! i hope your day is good!! sadly our place has been tainted by pics of ugly individual today
No. 263106
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I wonder what would happen if trapped all of our husbandos in one room?
No. 263110
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>>263106chairs will be thrown kek, idk hopefully it would be a good time!! what do you think?
No. 263111
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>>263110It'd be a disaster but I'm certain Steve's bringing the weed. I hope Ezra isn't psychotic or else he can't have a smoke or he'll start choke slamming everyone one by one.
No. 263114
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>>263106I would make them fight to the death like battle royale.
No. 263116
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ezrafags they aren't replacing him as the flash kek
No. 263118
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>>263114based, ezra will kick ass and get his ass kicked back
No. 263120
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>>263118Steve in the corner doing his own thing when suddenly a chair flies towards his head and decapitates him, feelsbadman
No. 263121
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>>263120>>263118Thinking through this is amusing to me. I don't know much about Steve but he seems nice and therefore I think he would be physically the easiest to kill, but emotionally the toll would be unimaginable. Ezra is probably weak but can enter into bezerker mode, plus his actions are unpredictable. Carrey is a serious contender to me because he comes across as very calculated and controlled in his actions. I think he might get annoyed at Ezra and poison him or something. I can't accurately evaluate how Eminem would do because I'm too biased in his favour.
No. 263123
>>263114>>263106Who are the contestants? We have
>Paul Dando>Ezra Miller>Adam Driver>John Boyega Who else?
No. 263124
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>>263123ezra will be victorious!!
No. 263126
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>>263106My husbando is stronger than your husbandos!!
No. 263127
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>>263123Don't forget my boy nona
>>263125Seconding this
No. 263144
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>>263121>enter into bezerker modekek like when you get a boss down to 20% health in games and they start to enrage. i can see that tbh.
jim would absolutely shapeshift into an eldritch monster after 10 minutes of battle
No. 263151
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>>263145nta but leave my fellow ezrafag alone!! this is our place to sperg freely!!
No. 263160
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Very nice recent interview with Steve Howe released a week ago, I learnt something very new and interesting. There are some lyrics on Close to the Edge that Steve had written (they are sung in the background by himself and Chris Squire) that goes as follows:
"In her white lace she could clearly see
the lady sadly looking saying that she'd take the blame
for the [crucifixion] of her domain
[Through] the duty she would coil their said
amusement of her story asking only
interest could be laid upon the children
of her domain"
Spelling mistakes aside and the weird inconsistency between what is on my album's inner sleeve and what are on lyrics sites also aside, I do like the rare moments we get to see Steve's written lyrics. These ones are based on the story of St. Bernadette. Very cute!!!
Sage for sperg.
No. 263199
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Ezra's clout chasing ex was a nobody, right? Not a celebrity?
So there's a chance, right?
No. 263295
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will i disturb the posters here sperging about my troon drag queen husbando?
pic rel was when they were presenting non binary (im in a dilemma between hate lusting him and being a genuine fan and using his pronouns btw)
No. 263297
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>>263296he is busy with drag con this week, it is not a self post
No. 263322
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>>263295Holy shit the new husbandos in here get more and more cursed. Is he really your husbando, anon? Or is it like a little crush? What would you even do with him? What kind of dates and little secrets could you share? What kind of fantasies could come true in your dreams with someone so gay and trans?
Does it count as hate-lust? Why are you wanting to respect his pronouns? This is so confusing. Is his personality even worthwhile? I doubt it since he's a tranny. Please explain.
No. 263324
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>>263322> Why are you wanting to respect his pronouns?kek
nonnie, even though i'm an ezrafag i refuse to call him they/them
No. 263325
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>>263295the most retarded irlhusbando
No. 263334
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good morning my sweet summer nonas, I am almost done with finals. hate beard cult leader jim but I thought I'd go for some variety today. Nice to see this thread is exponentially more cursed the more days wear on
I have created the husbando server and will post the link in friend finder next week. I am currently contemplating on whether to leave it as is or make more amendments
No. 263348
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MY CRAMPS ARE SO BAD NONNERS
No. 263349
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>>263348I feel you nonita, I always use hot water bottles, they help me relax too.
No. 263350
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>>263110I usually don't like facial hair, but this light beard/stubble on Ezra is so attractive!!!!!!!!
No. 263352
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>>263348This is terrible advice on my part but does eating or drinking anything help? When I nourish my hunger cravings my body stops aching so much
>>263349This too
Have any of you tried the menstruation crustacean? Is it any good?
>>263350I'm fond of that christian bale esque kind that's trimmed along the jawline, but agree facial hair is hit or miss. Ezra looks good with a little, it's defining, just as long as he doesn't grow a scraggly cultist beard.
No. 263353
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The list of graduates came out today, I knew I would be there but still weird to think that I'm finally finished undergrad after 4 1/2 years. Onto the next thing I guess.
>>263348God I feel you, I am sending positive healing energy your way.
>>263349>>263352Thirding hot water bottles/heating pads, I know some people use a tems machine but electric shocks are too scary to me.
No. 263354
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>>263353I have never heard of a temp machine and it sounds scary
>>263352he looks so cute with this beard, hair and outfit!!!
No. 263358
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>>263353congrats! hopefully graduating before the end of this year too. job hunting seems like it'll be interesting. you worked like hell and you should be proud!
>>263354Isn't the pic where everyone mistook him for Joji? when he visited Japan
okay I'm done with spamming cultist jim. beard is taking me out for all the wrong reasons. why did he wear this dead animal on his face for so long? tux nevertheless is nice.
No. 263359
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>>263358yes!! they already look so similar, they even have the same last name too.
No. 263360
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>>263359now theres speculation since nobody's ever seen ezra's dad that he is in fact hapa
No. 263362
>>263352I don't even have hunger cravings on my period usually, except sweets I guess. I usually don't have problems with cramps so I just down some ibuprofen and chill. I have somewhere to go today though, but moving around will probably help.
>>263353Instead of heating pad I will put my laptop against my bare stomach and play a video game to generate some heat.
No. 263363
>>263362Move around and maybe take a walk. If you're a naturally fidgety person it might hurt more to idle. Have fun doing your thing today!
my cramps have been horrendous this last six months or so and it's like my hormones took a turn for the worse. such is the institution of femininity. I can suffer for 180 days for one week of elation and then I will be doomed to suffer for another 180
No. 263375
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>>263372I love those dumb fav drinking tea coffee pics so much.
seeing what's going down on /ot/ right now
ezrafags are you okay?
No. 263377
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>>263375It's a war of the husbandos and someone brought up both paul dano and boyega so I expect some epic sperging to commence! I hope Boyegachad makes a return soon.
No. 263379
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>>263377I think she just did. Godsend boyegachad. Godsend ezrafags. Godsend otherfags. Good luck in your valiant fight
I usually abstain from too much involvement and trolling. Been using this site before this obsession started. Don't like tipping the paradigm too much. I did that already.
I already feel paranoid enough that jim stumbled upon me somehow like an a-list actor would care to browse this side of the internet, pfff
No. 263384
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>>263383How the hell would someone be able to tell him who you are? Wouldn't he just think it's funny, either way? You're worrying me kek
No. 263386
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>>263375thank you for your concern
nonnie! I as an ezrafag am so glad to find comfort and friends in this thread!
No. 263388
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>>263384Typing style maybe. I shouldn't be so paranoid. his main flaw is he's a whiny manchild narcissist who doesn't take well to criticism. I'm not a picturesque stan either, I feel incredibly disheartened by the wrong he's done. the contradiction is basically that i can't stop liking him when you shove aside my criticism. I have sympathy for why he is the way he is, I just don't excuse abuse
you're right, he'd probably just laugh. weird man attracts weird people. I've seen weirder and I shouldn't be worried
No. 263396
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>>263388But what are the odds he'd know you? Unless you're going insane posting crazy shit across all websites? Does he even use the internet much? Very curious about the cowtipping and what makes you think this very high profile man would know or care about what you post. Would he know you want to fuck him?
Also the fuck about tipping the paradigm? What's going on? IS JIM CARREY OUR CURRENT ADMIN?
No. 263399
>>263396Jim Carrey would probably be better than our current admin KEK. DOES JIM CARREY KNOW MY IP? Oh god
Nah I did post some tinfoils about him on other sites being connected to that creepy comedian blind item that's been mentioned in celebricows and scatter some seeds about his abuse accusations. Since most of the internet seemed to forget what he did to his ex. I would usually delete accounts. I don't do that shit anymore. Thus far I haven't received a lawsuit in my mailbox despite shittalking him, Jared Leto, and Johnny Depp triplicate, so I guess I'm okay
I started getting paranoid after I heard people say their posts about Jared Leto would randomly get removed off social media, but his fans are much more insane than the jim ones
No. 263408
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Happy 41st birthday
No. 263409
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>>263408Also! He has a twin brother so actually 2 birthdays
No. 263605
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Is he standing on the car, man get down from there
No. 263607
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I love you nonas itt
No. 263643
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>>263605wtf steve? get down from there you rascal. you rapscallion, you mischevious knave.
>>263607love u
No. 263646
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>>263643Oh thank god his tard wrangler appeared
No. 263652
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>>263643fellow ezrafag, why must we suffer so much?
No. 263681
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goin out and getting fucked up tonight
>>263646ezrafags are your tard wrangler and I'm the tard enabler, get back on that car steve
ezrafags hope you are okay after yesterdays mess in /ot/
>>263409happy bday rami and his twin! and happy bday to
>>263470 your friend as well!
No. 263684
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>>263681Okay.
Nice that you're going out tonight, I am also going out tonight. Two nights in a row! Who would've thought. This time it is dnd, but dnd always feels like a little party. Where are you going and getting so fucked up at?
No. 263696
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hope the nonnies going out tonight have a good night! I haven’t posted here yet but I’ve been lurking, it’s comfy and admittedly I’ve been falling back in love with my original boy crush (not rdj but he is a cutie too)
No. 263697
>>247969aww
nonnie! this makes me so nostalgic, we used to chat back in the myspace days. he’s a beautiful man with an equally beautiful (and very spergy) brain, immensely talented but he has a foul temper and made me cry on more than one occasion, I was probably being an annoying fangirl so I don’t blame him kek
No. 263710
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Nevermind. Outing's cancelled. Time to smoke.
No. 263720
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>>263710same. it’s shit outside, way too windy
No. 263726
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>>263696welcome to the thread! i love young rdj, and rdj is still a very handsome man!
>>263684going to a bar
i am so hungry right now, need to balance the ratio of drinks to food so I don't end up washing dishes. this is why I don't go out enough, it's expensive
No. 263758
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good evening everyone he's so sexy i'm going to die.
No. 263803
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good afternoon variousfags, this entire week has been so shit for me but at least i found 5 new pictures to add to my stupid weirdo husbando pinterest board.
how is everyone's weekend going?
>>263758he has such beautiful eyes emfag..did he ever get a nose job? looking at his old pics his nose looks a lot different but maybe it's the angle
No. 263816
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Dunno what it is about tumblr's prog fans but the images they post are such fucking poor quality, though I think great quality images are rare to begin with but why even bother if the image isn't zoom-in-able! Can excuse the poor gifs because the video quality was already shitty to begin with
No. 263823
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>>263803good morning! I drank last night and am going to get drunk again tonight. not too hungover. fun times were had. even got shots for cheaper than expected
not emfag but I feel like everyone in entertainment in front of the camera has or ends up having nose work. they don't like seeing nostrils. young jim had a nice nose but it got tweaked sometime between the 80s and 90s methinks
No. 263825
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>>263823That sucks, they need to stop fucking with people's noses. I'm glad my Steev has a big fuckoff nose, considering I also have a big fuckoff nose- not
that big mind you but certainly stately and pointed. Noses are such a weird thing to get fixed unless you have breathing problems, and I assume the unneeded surgery adds problems instead. Horrible world we live in. I wanna boop Steve's nose
No. 263826
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>>263803hi fellow ezrafag, just saw doctor strange at the cinema. Elizabeth Olsen was the best thing about that movie!!!!
No. 263828
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>>263825it's a vanity thing about not wanting imperfect people on screen I guess? it looks like they flattened his bridge and reduced his nostrils. its subtle. likely had to get amendments over the years (cocaine nosejob). I thought his nose was his natural one at least in the 90s, but nah, a man as imperfect as jim fucking carrey has a rhinoplasty. and other surgeries, but he looks more like himself then a lot of actors do as he ages
yet he still has all these other flaws that aren't considered marketably attractive and beauty isn't his brand!
early in his career he actually was trying for marketably cute boy roles and considered for them, but I think he decided he'd rather be weird and dorky. he auditioned for prince eric in the little mermaid and was considered for cry baby alongside rdj. the monster we now know as johnny debt won the part
shows you how vain the world really is.
No. 263829
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>>263806he is not going to. he is too angular and handsome. he just needs help.
what do you other ezra & variousfags think kek?
No. 263854
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>>263836yes, the role of an absolute lunatic. his career trajectory fascinates me. he had a string of bad luck in the 80s but worked with a lot of big actors in supporting roles like geena davis and jeff goldblum, then he was recruited by the wayans bros for in living color. he was never truly badly off but he had an exceedingly hard time finding an identity and success
he got his major break on a predominantly black sketch comedy show. he said white people were put off by him. maybe the mid 80s-early 90s were just too stuffy
i am surprised he's never been in a romcom. no i don't consider eternal sunshine a romcom. the majestic was a drama. some of his movies had elements of this. yes man is probably the closest. never a fullblown romcom. i guess his physical comedy and weird faces distort the perception people have of him so maybe he was never subtle or considered attractive enough for one, that never stopped executives from putting guys in romcoms that I think are less attractive than him. i mourn the fact that there is no jim carrey romcom with a female protagonist who gets dragged into his characters quirky mess, guess I'll have to live with the one I made up in my head.
No. 263892
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>>263854what has jim done that makes him
problematic? i dont really know much about him?
No. 263921
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>>263892Strap in, this is going to be long.
as the resident jimfag there's a multitude of things that make me resent him, so this is why I will never condone his actions. He truly is for me, the embodiment of a "character study". A testament to degradation and unstable, charismatic persona. As hateful as he is, as much controversy as he generates and dodges? I love watching him. There's no real explanation to the magnetism, for me it's just entertainment, sadness, happiness, an admixture of all three.
I'm currently reading his novel thing at a snails pace, so I may gain further introspection into his whacko head (see picrel)
first, tidbits and backstory
>had childhood when his family went from middle class to impoverished after his father lost his job and never recovered>his mother suffered from an illness and had addiction issues, pretty sure he resents her>implications he first tried drugs when he was younger than a teen>he really admired his father who was a failed comedian and creative himself>dated 16 year older singer linda ronstadt when he was in his late teens>likely did escorting or casting couch to get by in hollywood>the aforementioned tends to breed the cycle of abuse with hollywood men who start off as escorts or child actors, becoming abusers or men who only date younger women themselves>has adhd, dyslexia, and depression publicly>has traits of and is theorized to possibly be bipolar, bpdfag, schizo of some sort, likelier schizoaffective >seems to struggle with reality and self perception, depersonalization>loses himself in roles a lotthe controversies
>divorced and left his wife and young daughter after cheating on her with co star lauren holly from dumb and dumber>after boasting he wanted to live life "from a single man's perspective" he marries lauren not that long later>their marriage lasts like a year>reportedly de facto abandoned his daughter jane until she was a teen or young adult>cycled in and out of a lot of short relationships>had mental breakdown on set of man on the moon where his method acting as andy kaufman tormented cast and crew>other weird set stories where he pissed off cast and crew members with his antics>threw objects at gondry on the set of eternal sunshine and got angry at him for not letting him improvise scenes>promoted vaccine misinformation after dating known antivaxer jenny mccarthy on and off for a few years>spread lies about autism and other neurodevelopmental disorders>subtler creepy behavior towards women including allegedly "satirical love confession" video directed at emma stone back in 2011>that creepy incident where he kissed alicia silverstone on stage in 1997>blind items online throughout the years say he is extremely controlling and unstable in relationships
>most prominently he was accused of abusing his 23 year younger irish ex girlfriend catriona white, giving her stds and introducing her to hard drugs>they were in a relationship on/off for 3 years >probably not the only man in hollywood to have done this>this is an open secret but almost all men in hollywood have stds>so if you ever want to sleep with an actor nonas make sure he wears a glove or so help you god>tried to deflect but he never disproved that he has stds>he was lost in the metoo soup and people forget since he had a civil lawsuit dismissed against him>insist that somehow makes him innocent of all abuses even though there was evidence of him gaslighting his ex via text>everyone forgetting that extremely rich man can bribe judges this one hit the hardest. case is very complex and full court docs were never revealed. some people think scientology was after him and that cat was a sleeper agent bc of her other ex being a cultist, not sure. at the time of her death nobody knew in her suicide note she had implicated him of abuse. this was only found out bc her estranged mom and other ex tried to sue him for money 2 yrs later. they didn't care about her at all, they just wanted jims money. I don't know how to feel and this is obviously my worst moral dilemma with him. I feel like the exact type of woman he'd abuse and I hate myself.
>went through extremely insufferable yet amusing existentialist ranting phase where he said he didn't exist and was just a character around the time of the girlfriend lawsuit>either a symptom or another deflection related to gf lawsuit, some kind of massive existential meltdowngeneral things that piss me off about jim:
>holier than thouness: tries to act all high and mighty like when he started doing political cartoons and only political cartoons>hypocrisy: is critical of users of psychedelics despite likely being a druggie himself, stigmatized the mentally ill despite being mentally ill himself>should deffos keep his mouth shut about women>out of touch with reality: both mentally and generally, he was poor when he was a young adult and he acts like as a man who's been rich for 30 years that he still knows what it's like to be poor. no. you don't >he's the king of deflection and "it's not me, it's you">said he was going to quit the acting industry to avoid responsibility for the fallout of chris rock-will smith where he shoved his tone deaf take down peoples throats>shilled nfts which he has never brought out because the nft market is crumbling >constantly manages to avoid controversy>gets shilled as a nice good guy by majority no matter how sordid his past is because this stuff isn't widely known and he's a white comedian!You might ask me why I still like this man. it's like Stockholm at this point. In the same way he destroyed me with his reputation his media and words also uplifted me when I wanted to die. he's part of why I'm still here and sometimes I wish I'd just died instead. I'm a bipolarfag and a bpdfag and I know I will never have his privilege or advantage. That's probably why I am entranced by him. I'm a lunatic and men will never respect me for it, not even my male equal. Hell, most of society won't accept male lunatics either. So it is a space oddity that of all actors someone like this obviously unwell, crazed man would become so singularly iconic. That to me is both beautiful and heinous. It in a way enabled me at my mental lowest to envision one day that people would like me, that I could be successful, if someone as morbidly fascinating and transparently crazed as Jim Carrey could be liked, then so could an unloved all life abused nona. That's so sad.
he came from a disadvantaged background, entitled and allowed fame to consume him. now acts like the type of person he'd claim he used to hate. As his ex Linda R crooned, "you're no good, you're no good, baby you're no good"
No. 263923
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>>263921Interesting love-hate relationship you have here and damn he has a lot of baggage
No. 263926
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>>263923I don't think I can love anything without hating it. I will never be able to fully idealize or be positive about anything. I'm always seeking to desecrate idealizations. When I was into fictional characters I'd migrate towards the messiest, vile bastards and somehow try and salvage what beauty I saw in them that few others did. Always loved villains. What got me back into Carrey was robotnik. Recipe for disaster.
Kind of hard not to fictionalize him in some way when he to a degree fictionalizes himself. Still I view him as a tangibly broken person who is built on the foundation of learned bad behavior. I have similar yet different experiences, and I'm unstable with a poor sense of identity. Combine it with daddy issues and attraction to older men and voila!
And every single day of my life I cope with the fact that I am like this. I was like this long before smelly stinky slenderman Jim Carrey. But if it helped me actualize anything better at all, then all the more power to this. Humans are nothing if not the remnants of other people combined.
No. 263930
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>>263926Would you say your attraction to Jim is based partly in meta attraction?
>migrate towards the messiest, vile bastardsI've always liked villains but I want to know just quite how far you go into villain territory, if you can give any examples. Cuz I also sometimes tend or have tended to salvage beauty found in villains.
>fictionalizeHow do you mean by this?
>humans are nothing if not the remnants of other people combinedIf this is your quote, then I agree with it and it's very succinctly apt. We really are just sticky tape-balls rolling through the dust and grime of daily interactions. Or maybe we are both pessimists.
No. 263939
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>>263930>would you say it's based in meta attraction?I assume meta meaning, attraction to introspection of oneself somehow? The thing is I hate myself, or I think I hate myself, I'm mostly fascinated with how a woman like myself can exist, let alone function for two decades and not drop dead. I suppose I see traits in other people that I myself have and find them far more attractive on them than my own self. If that is meta attraction, then yes
>some examplesI used to be really into some of the villains from the persona series; adachi,
kamoshida,
akechi, who were all quite vile in a way. I unfortunately found myself infatuated with a lot of misogynist villains while not excusing their misogyny. there was one villain from a different series who I developed myself who was a minor character, I formed an entire universe around him, won't reveal it for the sake of the fact that my past may still be out there. his whole base is that he was not likable and minor but I found a way to enjoy him and I expanded a whole universe that tied into a diverse version of the main story, so he became mine more than the canonical authors. I did things like that for funsies.
>fictionalizeit's of greater ease to see some of what he does as character acting or pretend it's not the "real jim" doing it, like the existential crisis phase, and remember that he's far enough distance away from me that there's no way he'll harm me or could even hurt me. I used to want to meet him and now I'm relenting it hardcore. Separation of persona and privacy, PR and alleged reality, whispers, sorting it all out, but isn't reality fickle?
>We really are just sticky tape-balls rolling through the dust and grime of daily interactions.Love your phrasing.
No. 264090
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>>263921wow!!!!!! oh my god nona, i did not know there was so much kek!!!! why are our irlhusbandos so
problematic.. that is crazy!!
> a multitude of things that make me resent himbased and same
No. 264120
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>>264090They got issues! It's not like you go in knowing most men in Hollywood, especially the seemingly nice ones, are
problematic. It's the opposite of the way they're marketed to you
Ezra still has his chance for therapy and a redemption arc. I just hope he seeks guidance
No. 264122
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Although the greatest single instrument in the world of classical music may well be the piano, I of course, love the classical guitar. My next favorite classical instrument would most probably be the slender humble flute. which is outstanding in so many ways. Medieval in texture, meek in it's apologetic-ness, yet it can simply flow like water. In contrast, it can powerfully punctuate musical phrases. Wistfully, it can be beautifully gentle, so much so that it can melt away the tensions of any day. Especially exciting is it's rapidity, how gracefully it races through the octaves of notes available to it, retaining a lightness of color to equal the human voice. It articulates and communicates passages of dazzling music by the many cherished composers who have written for it, including but by no means limited to, Bach, Vivaldi and Mozart.
I have owned two flutes, I may still have one of these somewhere besides some wooden and bamboo flutes, one of which I played on the tune Road To One's Self from my album The Grand Scheme Of Things. Perhaps I do sometimes imitate the flute, by the use a volume pedal, voicing the attack of each note, fading it up to reach a crescendo. The violin is officially the leader of the orchestra and it is in some ways closer to the guitar in it's role amongst other instruments. Meanwhile, my enjoyment for the flute bubbles away underneath the surface of all my music.
I guess I learned something new today, but why is he such a sperg? Also why doesn't he know the difference between it's and its!
No. 264124
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>>264120> Ezra still has his chance for therapy and a redemption arc. I just hope he seeks guidanceI wish wish wish for this nona!!!
No. 264134
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save his soul
No. 264147
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>>263803hmm.. maybe but I don't think so. I think it's the angle and the skill of the photographer, picrel is another magazine cover where his nose looks pretty much perfect, whereas in candid photos you can see the bump at the end. It seems to be less prominent when he's heavier too and more noticeable when he's skinny.
No. 264148
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>>264147Samefag but here's a later photo of him where his nose has its normal weird shape ♥
No. 264152
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>>263758he’s so hot and goddamn his eyes are beautiful
No. 264156
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>>264152Hello fellow emfag good to see I'm not the only one who appreciates his beauty and sexiness.
No. 264172
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I know he’s married but my god he’s so cute and seems like a really good husband.
No. 264182
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>>264156look at his expression he knows he's fine as fuck…..
>>264172welcome aaronfag, he is very much a cutie
No. 264199
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>>264182thank you nona! that “I know I’m hot shit” smug smirk is hard to resist ugh
No. 264218
File: 1652668044502.jpeg (73.32 KB, 857x719, 5A456550-6179-40BA-8614-8C56FD…)
>>264169I love how some celebs have no plastic surgery speculation or rumors at all while others are under constant scrutiny. remember reading about how a bunch of comedians got chin filler (not sure about mr. pointy chin though), little subtleties you hardly notice at first, fascinating shit
>>264156KEK why do I like this? It's a court appearance, right? This is a damn good pic
>>264171Yep. should have known better than to think he was just funny. The curse repeats itself.
>>264172welcome to the thread!!
No. 264220
File: 1652668437863.jpg (37.3 KB, 477x611, nipple6.jpg)
im so hungry but i wanna sleep
>>264218>>264171This is very interesting psychology here. I don't know what it says about human behavior but it's interesting. We're kind of onto something with this whole thread though
No. 264221
File: 1652668893890.gif (465.48 KB, 300x169, 9D7ED7F0-37FD-4FAD-8D0D-368FA3…)
>>264220same, thinking about making popcorn
No. 264223
File: 1652669246146.jpg (25.3 KB, 453x680, cuffs.jpg)
>>264221oh fuck popcorn sounds good. i want pizza but i shouldn't spend money.
>>264218something about the court pictures drive me insane.
No. 264236
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>>264223the expressions? the fact that he's donning such a nice suit? the color, the toning? agreed there is something about them that makes them appealing
>>264220>>264221am stuffed from dinner. I have been into trying new stuff lately. deep fried balls of sushi? sure, why not
No. 264266
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>>264182nonnie that pic is so cute
i hope all of you variousfags have a lovely day kek
No. 264268
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>>264266you too!
I am awake because I was sleepwalking. Never happened to me before, i woke up in the middle of trying to put sweat pants on over other pants kek
No. 264290
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>>264285Nona I have a whole Pinterest board, I can do this all day kek
No. 264297
>>264287Thanks!
>>264290Please do it all day, I'm stuck at the office with nothing working properly so I'm bored and while he's far from being my husbando he's 100% my type
No. 264318
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>>264297i hope your day in the office ends quickly
nonnie!
(one of my fav pics!)
No. 264367
File: 1652716614270.jpg (37.92 KB, 396x594, download (7).jpg)
The weight of existence hitting hard today. Why are we still here? Just to suffer? I can't wait until I am home alone for a week starting Wednesday. I just want to isolate. I am like a sickly medieval maiden, just put me in the box bed and set it on fire.
No. 264398
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No. 264400
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i hope you variousfags are having a great day!
No. 264441
File: 1652735774622.jpeg (85.52 KB, 735x1030, 705F9A69-8BA3-443C-8B20-715478…)
>>264367hope you feel better, nona. The sun is finally out, I’m gonna take a walk
No. 264444
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>>264441Good idea, the sun is out here too and there was supposed to be a storm. I suppose I will sit outside.
No. 264462
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Not trying to be rude, but your taste in moids suck. Go watch coffee prince on netflix, so you know what a high quality man looks like
No. 264470
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>>264462You wouldn't get it. You would not understand Steve's devotion to his craft and to his family. His aesthetic appreciation for slender instruments. The undying flame of his love for his wife. His appreciation of music and nature. The healthfood sperging. His self control. His humility. His calmness. The pure passion of which he plays the guitar.
The man you posted? A fictional character from a shitty Netflix show? Who even is this man? Do you even know anything about him?
No. 264471
File: 1652755336942.gif (1.53 MB, 245x245, C268B96B-BF2E-45F0-AEB9-EB00D4…)
>>264462I have never found asian men attractive, just personal preference. No need to be hostile, we all have our own tastes
No. 264473
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>>264470>>264466Do i know this man? I've dreamed about this man every single night since i've laid my eyes on him. I have found him through an overhyped show about deadly games and i do not play games, but this man won my heart and it's on fire ever since. I would eat 10 raw squids on an empty stomach to get a glimpse of this gorgeous man irl
No. 264524
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>>264473>>264462i am an ezrafag and i have also loved gong yoo (and lee dong wook) since i watched goblin in 2016, you found him through his cameo in squid game? very weak and late anon!! i have posted gong yoo before on the attractive men threads, and the non-sexual turn ons because i loved him wearing turtle necks in goblin. as much as he is handsome, gong yoo does not really fit here, read the room, our moids arent really the most conventional and are either known for being controversial or unconventional. Which is why we are contained here. So unless you are going to be nice, leave! you don't even belong here.
No. 264528
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>>264521you have the husbandofungus nonna, an infectious fungus that removes all your brain cells and forces you to make pinterest boards about a man you will probably never meet. welcome to the club!!
No. 264529
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>>264528kek nona, you and I are one and the same
No. 264547
>>264473I found him in "Train to Busan", great film btw.
>>264476w-w-what…
No. 264839
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i hope today is kind to you nonas!
No. 264958
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>>264839good afternoon nona!
and good afternoon variousfags!! it's been so warm this week and i hate it. british summers always feel so sticky and uncomfortable. what's everyone else up to?
No. 264992
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>>264958fellow ezrafag are you also a britbong?
No. 264993
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>>264992i sure am queen, norf england to be precise! simple as.
No. 265042
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>>264993my goodness britnona, i am in the middle, but imagine.. we may have walked past each other kek
No. 265153
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My period is coming soon so I just spent the whole week crying over nothing and getting horny over nothing though the degen fantasies make me feel slightly better.
and starting at his crotch in interviews and other certain photos>>264958It's warming up in the northern part of burgerland, then suddenly got cold out of nowhere, felt kinda cozy tbh. Sadly it'll jump up to july-tier heat over the weekend. Some schizo weather shit.
No. 265238
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It's getting so hot I am not ready, it will be 100 degrees tomorrow why???
No. 265281
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>>265238i hate the heat
nonnie!! it's like
>>264958 said, british heat is sticky and uncomfortable, we are not built for it our houses are literally built to keep heat in and cold out!!
No. 265287
File: 1653076608174.jpeg (262.38 KB, 1920x1090, DF6B75B0-EF99-4F24-9912-7D339D…)
it's been awhile, sorry for the absence, I keep contemplating whether I should continue posting or not and I almost always do again anyway so. I feel like shit. How can I ever stop feeling like shit. Jim so silent on SNS he's probably not even gonna post his garbage art nfts with the market crashing. It was a retarded idea in the first place. His social presence moves at the speed of molasses nowadays so I don't know what I expected
>>265238>>265281I heard britbong heat is terrible, much worse than southern US heat. Most houses in the UK don't have AC, right? It's drier down here. Hoping you all find a way to cool down lovely nonas, summer sucks
No. 265289
>>265153>my period is coming so I spent the week cryingisn't that fitting?
PMS has gotten so much worse in the last half year for me. my coochie smells like rusting iron for all of 4 days, why all the dramatics? Gah damn
No. 265296
File: 1653078571426.jpeg (269.93 KB, 1920x1090, DCB9EA02-CAF3-42D6-A32E-806AFE…)
>>265292close enough
summer starts earlier every year
>>265293I'm doing meh, life is meh, I feel like crying all the time, like rami nona said pms pain is a bitch.
>i even keep wanting to distance myself from this website.. but i can't for some reason.it's not like if I did i think I would find something better to do, I wrote a little today and that's the extent of my productivity in the last 12hrs.
>>265288you should deffos keep doing that. do not wade through rumor and blind item archives, they are scathing as hell
No. 265300
File: 1653079010905.jpg (981.23 KB, 1250x1647, cute.jpg)
I am not a britbong I am a burger and it's hot and muggy here as well, though today it rained and stormed while I took a nap because I can't stop sleeping!!! I am so tired!!!
>>265288no, the only things I find that make me upset are steve howe haters who are all aidens for some reason KEK
No. 265304
File: 1653079504001.gif (602.98 KB, 250x170, hes miserable.gif)
>>265302You'd think so maybe because I'm a fan of prog rock bands which are mostly british, but actually the city I live in has always been a huge Yes-hub so actually my dad introduced me to Yes. Also my sister's a britaboo. The weather seems similar to what the britbongs are experiencing though.
Thankfully it began raining and storming. Funnily, Rick Wakeman (Yes keyboardist during their heyday, generally a great musician) said that Steve is very afraid of lightning. I don't know if he meant storms in general or a fear of getting struck by lightning but I find it funny, if what Rick says can even be believed, because he's kind of a goof.
No. 265314
File: 1653080186103.jpeg (119.35 KB, 1200x1500, ezrabunny.jpeg)
I hate how much I like this. I want to lick his stupid chest and choke him against a wall while I rip open his dumb little jumpsuit and make him keep the bunny ears on while he whimpers. God damn.
No. 265330
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imagine if this site had an edit button
No. 265342
File: 1653084736534.gif (5.37 MB, 360x270, 6gxwri.gif)
>>265330It would only end in disaster. Unless maybe if there were an option to see previous edits, then maybe it'd be fine. Not gonna happen though.
No. 265344
File: 1653085929595.jpeg (215.22 KB, 965x974, 1651449429043.jpeg)
>>265330We'd miss out on a lot of amazing posts
No. 265401
File: 1653120981380.png (682.79 KB, 800x640, hmmmmm.png)
Dacre is the best husbando because he looks like an Arrow Collar Man. If they ever make a biopic about JC Leyendecker, they HAVE to cast Dacre as Charles Beach.
>>265314I hate his face, but I like his outfit and chest hair. If he hit me with a chair while wearing that, I
might not press charges. Or I guess I still would, but I'd hesitate a little.
No. 265416
File: 1653133959113.jpeg (76.4 KB, 700x875, AEE85BE1-7A59-40BF-B5CD-4305F1…)
>>265314>>265315kek
nonnie i love you
No. 265448
File: 1653155132918.jpeg (46.6 KB, 1000x750, 7994F662-613E-499C-9235-A65D04…)
>>265446it was for a playboy photoshoot , and this was too
>>265314 so i guess the bunny makes sense kek
No. 265450
File: 1653155886022.jpeg (56.71 KB, 464x473, 38E659D9-BE6C-4457-9240-1F0E28…)
I wish this was me
>>265436kek anon
No. 265462
File: 1653160029005.gif (2.57 MB, 360x270, cute.gif)
I wish Steve would've gotten slutty at some point
No. 265476
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>>265433There are some photos and stills where I wonder if he's wearing lip stain. They're so full and pink…
No. 265532
File: 1653197865045.jpeg (327.19 KB, 1320x1990, B3A1AD14-AAFD-4534-8504-C68866…)
Tiddy
No. 265559
File: 1653213753668.jpg (47.71 KB, 486x680, 7699ed2f5f80aa87cfffb5ce4fb6a6…)
>>265533how did i know it was going to be this picture…god he was such a hunk
No. 265568
File: 1653221315084.jpg (56.7 KB, 564x564, 89dc2782bc2c5031c03a5a2ab34987…)
>>265533kek that was a shock
>>265559ezrafag cute pic
No. 265644
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>>265632i'm not sure! i haven't seen jimfag in a while but i hope she's ok. i'm waiting for it too
No. 265646
File: 1653258388636.jpg (11.98 KB, 272x264, download (26).jpg)
>>265645
Ahehe based
No. 265658
File: 1653262442014.jpeg (106.45 KB, 1267x713, 89B16904-B1A2-4AB9-9ACA-673FEC…)
>>265644>>265632I've created it, I'm just figuring out how many channels I should add or whether I should keep it sparse or not. Finals, work, and mental exhaustion consume me. Apologies for the dust, I'll try and get it up before next week/mid next week
No. 265684
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>>265670yes
>>265679kek it's poppers penguins but the businessman attire is similar. dick and jane era had a much shorter haircut and he didn't slick it
No. 265763
File: 1653318724982.jpeg (Spoiler Image,405.53 KB, 828x840, F65B0BD7-9AC2-44C0-9C73-862DC3…)
>>265712good to know I'm not the only one
No. 265835
File: 1653336303758.gif (1.75 MB, 260x260, 5c35d3ebf03d169b41f825349f1a83…)
Unghhh cradle my botch
No. 265865
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>>265651
>>265654
Wow, he's gorgeous. I hope you don't mind sharing him with me anon. I never liked French guys but there's a first for everything I suppose.
No. 265870
File: 1653342824425.jpg (58.77 KB, 461x748, tumblr_ogmj55a51D1umpjmwo1_500…)
>>265857Henlo. What does your husbando do, who is he, gib quick biography and star chart PLEASE
No. 265871
File: 1653342863955.gif (1.57 MB, 450x255, 99a564930ee74fa09272ed77c84786…)
>>265865We will take turns.
No. 265876
File: 1653343844350.jpg (1.24 MB, 1872x976, Charles-de-Vilmorin-01.jpg)
>>265870Charles of Vilmorin creative director of Rochas. Age: 25
No. 265877
File: 1653343879196.jpg (254.79 KB, 1000x1500, tumblr_nxx56s5gZF1qds7sro1_128…)
>>265871I approve of this arrangement. Imagine him designing clothes just for us.
No. 265883
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>>265882Tbh I wish you good luck that he is not gay and that he is in fact straight and will marry you
No. 265886
File: 1653346120716.jpeg (50.02 KB, 808x1024, 13A1D2C6-35C7-479B-923F-EF32F0…)
I wish River Phoenix was still alive
No. 265906
>>265883Thank you kind anon, I pray you never run out of old pics of your beloved Steve.
>>265899This is making me like him even more.
No. 266125
File: 1653437637423.jpg (179.11 KB, 1080x1080, 283090369_1202071043886747_554…)
This man is going to melt my brain
No. 266203
File: 1653489785920.jpg (65.68 KB, 234x517, fashionista.jpg)
Oh a new person on prog Tumblr who dis
>they are getting called out for being unhinged
>posting that they are jealous of the kids who were slaughtered in the elementary school
>posts that they think everyone should have a gun and kill themselves
>immediately scaring everyone
>madoka magika pfp
>mlp
>identifies as 14 years old
>has youtube link!
>clicks
It's a troon. Like full on hon creepy full grown man with pink hair. Like clockwork. Trannies stop acting unhinged challenge extreme, impossible
No. 266230
File: 1653500433166.jpeg (64.73 KB, 446x520, 9D47C238-D15F-4A9F-AF36-E7D446…)
calling it now, ghoul is going to come back to social media, preach on his soapbox about gun control. he'll post some gruesome cartoon, maybe involving texas lawmakers
and then jim will leave twitter again for forty days and forty nights
wokie version of thoughts n prayers coming through
No. 266257
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this charles the vilmorin guy probably bonded with his boyfriend over both of them having famous/influential female relatives. charles had an influential great-aunt who was best friends with the wife of the fashion house he is currently directing for and his boyfriend had a famous film star grandmother whom he took her last name to ride on her coattails.
No. 266276
File: 1653529749946.jpg (1.09 MB, 1080x1080, he has freckles and i'm weak.j…)
Made a creepy(/cute?) collage of the actor/comedian I have a crush on. His name is Jimmy O. Yang and the caps are of the Netflix Christmas movie Love Hard (2021), which he starred in. I've watched it four times now. I think he's incredibly beautiful and cute at the same time - his eyes, lips, smile, freckles, hair… I swear I'm not a psycho. I'm just trying to get the crazy out of my system!
No. 266296
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>>266276Jin Yang!! He was fucking hilarious in Silicon Valley. Speaking of that show, that's how I discovered my husbando Zach Woods. I think he's so handsome and my friends think I'm weird.
No. 266317
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i see lots of new faces here! ezrafags i hope you are doing well
No. 266354
File: 1653577766797.gif (1.89 MB, 360x202, 6hham7.gif)
hehe
No. 266396
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I like the way he smiles
No. 266397
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a baby
No. 266505
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Anyone of you try drawing your husbando? Even just for funsies?
No. 266615
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Finally got the courage to post my baby angel of a husbando
No. 266670
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another day, no uvalde cartoon yet
No. 267076
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I hope you variousfags are doing ok? especially stevefag, carreyfag and fellow ezrafags
No. 267108
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I keep staring at this gif
No. 267231
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Wanna smooch his eyebags they're so cute. I wonder if the anon who wanted to fuck his eyebags is still around…
No. 267309
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>comes back to twitter
>posts about death of staffer colleague
>from man on the fucking moon
>not what I expected but okay
>will probably be silent on twt for another month
>am just relieved he's not doing the nft garbage, hopefully
i wonder how many of his colleagues actually like him. as a person?
anyway I still want to kiss his face. it's actually super embarrassing how I am incapable of normalcy. not perfect, not pristine, not conventional, not a good person, nor youthful anymore, but eternally captivating. i don't even understand it. so like hopelessness springs eternal and I'm covered in bruises right now
No. 267334
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cutie, i hope he is doing ok
No. 267353
File: 1654025803822.gif (1.33 MB, 373x210, 7d697809765443f32952.gif)
>>267337kek there was a post in one of the unconventional men threads last year that said exactly that. I don't think that anon was being literal though. I think.
No. 267354
>>267337flashback to anon in the caps thread who claimed I wanna rub my pussy against jims forehead
i said i wanted to touch his face lines not grind my cooch on them
No. 267375
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I feel the urge to cry and hug my cat
No. 267382
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>>267367only if he wanted me to
intimate serenity, the utmost sign you trust someone if you can look into their eyes when you're fucking, but obviously not everyone thinks that's sexy.
>>267375hug your kitty on behalf of all of us!
No. 267383
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>>267382Nothing I want more than to look into these eyes while fucking
No. 267398
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>>267353Samefag but found the post, it was suck not fuck, close enough.
>>208354 No. 267511
>>267354In their defense, you never specified what
part of your body you were touching him with.
No. 267516
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>>267382I will give him an extra big snuggle from you carreyfag
No. 267526
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>>267511touché, well played
i am bored out of my numb skull. remember when celebrities were given cage free range to be uninhibited, idiot eggs, I miss those goofy days
>>267516hug him tight! he loves you dearly and deserves the world
No. 267527
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>>267526> hug him tight! he loves you dearly and deserves the worldnonnie thank you, that is so cute. he is currently sleeping next to me snoring softly
No. 267560
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I hope the world is being kind to you nonnies
No. 267607
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1
No. 267608
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2
Ugh he's just like me for real
No. 267692
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He’s not my irl husbando but I thought this was really cute and didn’t know where to share. I guess magazines don’t really do stuff like this anymore, but it’s almost like a dating profile lol. I think it’s nice he answered all the questions seriously too
No. 267840
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the tweet does exist
celebrities this is probably why you should delete your archives every few years
https://twitter.com/jimcarrey/status/575586388934656 No. 267856
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good day nonnies
No. 267902
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I bet Steve's transphobic
No. 267959
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>>267848jim par for the course almost never uses emojis. or whoever on his pr is typing his tweets, they've kept the weird emoticon stylization.
don't you older nonas remember thinking you were so cool for typing rawr XD
No. 267960
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>>267959I am very glad he uses emotes and not emojis. He should tweet more often with emotes to bring them back. I wish we could emote on here. I honestly think emotes have more personality and emotion in them than emojis. Emotes are also more versatile, you can make any face you want. I wish Steve knew what an emote was. If Steve was an emote he'd be :F mods please don't ban
No. 267966
File: 1654302122135.jpeg (53.43 KB, 960x546, 4A83A352-493D-42ED-8785-D0D253…)
>>267960There's a lot of quirky cute emoticons, though I have gotten accustomed to using emojis, it feels more… ironic than anything? the japanese emoticons are funniest, you can see them as presets on jp phone keyboards
( ´θ｀)ノ No. 267981
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I fucking hate him sometimes, I swear he's demented, reading interviews from the 70's seems like 50% nonsense 50% gushing about Jon or Bill and oversharing
What is this quote:
"I was never told I couldn't play something like that until I'd been playing ten years; and I kept on playing, and now I find people say it's funny you thought of playing something like that, but it's basically because people didn't say play it a certain way!"
The exclamation point at the end doesn't bode well, he must've been raving at the interviewer.
Sorry for sperging about the sperging
No. 268157
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oh lord. not the nfts. worse than creating them, he bought one
this is the only worthwhile thing he has to post about? amidst everything happening in the world he's promoting a nature destroying digital monstrosity? how more hypocritical can you be than to buy a nature nft my dude
$40k. art is dead.
No. 268235
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I hope you variousfags have a lovely day
No. 268250
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So soft and cuddly aaaah. One of his costars called him a goofball in an interview recently and it made my heart melt.
No. 268284
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>>268251more like disappointed but not surprised
have thought about a jim as patrick bateman au a few times. i don't think anyones deepfaked him into american psycho, but he'd be perfect for it.
No. 268548
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good afternoon i almost had a fucking stomach ulcer today
gonna take a nap and fantasize about dropping out of school and running away forever. if that happened i would inevitably die in the city broke and alone, but in my dreams i pretend i can thrive with no credentials to my name. if only real life worked in such a lovely fashion, it only works if you're born or get rich
No. 268551
>>268550Good thing I'm bisexual
His eyes sparkle in a way I hope to have mine sparkle
No. 268568
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>>268548i am so sad for you nona, sending you hugs and i hope you had a good nap
No. 268570
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>>268568Thanks, I'm going to hope for a better rest of the week!
No. 268576
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>>268570I hope the rest of the week is kind to you
No. 268652
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>>268596sorry I like his tongue
No. 268756
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Thanks I hate it. People love to mock him. Maybe I am too sensitive about a person who is too old to care about morbing. I hate the meme anyway. There are better musicians to bully I don't understand. There are also better memes than morbin time, I hate morbius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate zoomer prog fans even though that's what I am. I would never morb Steve.
No. 268780
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>>268756i am sorry people mock your irlhusbando
nonnie No. 268781
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>>268780i like him with glasses, i love his angular face
No. 268783
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not my husbando but i've been checking the j-vlogger thread just to see anons post screenshots of chris broad looking fat. i'm a degenerate i want to grab his belly and moobs so bad
i would go to a restaurant date in the UK with him. mfw im not sharla
No. 268835
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>>268756Mock yourself to numb the pain of other people's mockery. You do not want to see my list of nicknames.
No. 268855
>>268840Gen Z is a regurgitation station
Where'd you find it originally, Twitter? Tumblr?
No. 268959
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good day
No. 269050
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doomed to suffer
No. 269257
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he's just like me except I have no purification stage I just stay fucking toxic
No. 269263
File: 1654797552372.jpg (588.92 KB, 1280x1716, steves vegetarianism.jpg)
>>269257Reverse Steve, who has been vegetarian for 50 years with no breaks whose vegetable eating habits may have severed the band because he's so autistic about food.
Who is your picrel about?
No. 269270
File: 1654799397871.jpeg (157.37 KB, 636x633, C7B47057-649B-4F9D-B5F3-21BFAF…)
>>269263oh that's a jimterview
another one
>there's something beautiful about taking a painful thing and making [something] out of iton things he doesn't necessarily like that he's done
>they were a part of me at the time and I needed to express it in a way that isn't pulling my pants down in the middle of an intersection>not that I'm above that No. 269284
>>269279You will be driving down the intersection. Jim will be standing in the middle of an intersection, holding a sign bearing your name. He sees your car, because he knows what car you drive. He turns around, flashing you his ass. Upon his cheeks read, "Will you marry me [your name]?"
How do you respond?
No. 269295
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Not a danofag, but randomly found this youtuber who looks like him and thought of y'all.
No. 269323
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I want to date a rich, high status, narcissistic, dark triad Korean bad boy with a nice car, who emotionally abuses me.
No. 269585
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>>269584Yeah but I also have a slew of other issues so it still wouldn't work out regardless. I just imagine (and create in some apps) a prettier and sane version of myself in a different timeline.
No. 269590
>>269586the models weren't even the prettiest girls, some of them had bad surgery kek. And it's like I'm bisexual and find women gorgeous but I am also allowed to be a little jealous
I just try and think about how oh maybe if I project myself confidently I could be hot but then body dysmorphia bogs me right back down. I miss when I was an 110 lbs anachan sometimes
No. 269604
File: 1654894619091.jpeg (57.98 KB, 461x612, C44E9D72-B9DA-4E89-A342-D6ED52…)
hello kek
No. 269613
File: 1654897092727.jpg (56.58 KB, 736x736, guitars.jpg)
>>269584No. Steve would love me. In fact, he'd be lucky to have me.
No. 269659
>>269625I just don't like athletes, theyre known to cheat too. All the perfect looking men are too intimidating to me, I will never find gigachad looking guys attractive at all.
>>269632yeah but some of these models are botched sticks on legs, some of them aren't even that pretty. not necessarily ugly, but there are a staggering amount of models with bad plastic surgery
I'm angry because I hear the rumor that says "oh he likes them thick" and then the thickest girl he's dated is still a twig.
Being a middle of the road, middle height, middle weight to curvy dark haired woman with body dysmorphia is something I have to own, and I sometimes want to sell it to satan to look like a botched twig. I don't want to marry some disgusting hometown moid, I want to sleep with a rich and powerful man, and yes, I am delusional, but women are the ones who keep saying men will fuck anything. so I'm sighing because I remain celibate for the entirety of the pandemic, waiting, hoping, at what cost?
No. 269673
>>269659Why are you calling thin women botched twigs? Some people on site will accuse anyone of being botched unless they have extremely average features and call everyone too thin while crying about fatphobia. You're jealous for no reason. I'd prefer a woman like you over a thin one because that's my preference and a lot of people share my preference because as you've said, only very ugly people try to date exclusively model-tier. Most couples consist of two average height, average weight, brown haired normies which is what you are.
Also models are status symbols. No one dates one just for their personality or looks, if that were the case, they'd just date random girls.
No. 269733
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>>269673>>269686I meant bad plastic surgery work on top of these women being models. see picrel's prolapse lips
I'm sure she wasn't ugly before so what compelled her to do this?
>>269711There's an equilibrium of just having a healthy body fat percentage, a natural big butt isn't going to protrude like a BBL, big breasts don't hang like implants, and natural "thicc" bodies don't have perfect bust waist hip ratio. I was finally excited that my body type was "in" and devastated when I realized it was bound by tighter standards
>be thick!>but n-no don't have stomach fat!>don't have thighs matching the size of your ass!>don't have a waist larger than 27 inches!>don't have the features of a non surgically modified pear or hourglass shaped body!>be like the kardashians and undergo 10 rounds of lipo>don't forget to get a bbl!>scream and start tearing hair out No. 269741
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Anyway, Steve would ask for my hand in marriage.
No. 269743
File: 1654965086630.gif (1.15 MB, 202x360, bdda8c30d96b0449616d07d8f0aa0a…)
can we keep text/infighting to a minimum, this thread is for pics of our irlhusbandos
>>269741i bet he would
nonnie, stevefag are you a britbong?
No. 269745
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yep, okay, back to our regular scheduled programming
I compensate in eccentricity and loyalty what I lack everywhere else, let's say my oddness will somehow rebirth me as a stacy
>>269741awww love how assured you are
>>269744the way I didn't notice that kek
No. 269747
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>>269745I hope you are having a good day carreyfag
No. 269759
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>>269747Thank you ezrafag I am a vast improvement over last week. Sad that I was not born hot, it will pass
>>269750This could be said for any area of the site. It's what I love about lc. anons can talk about the same things over and over but from the fires of old there will always burn something new anyway.
No. 269781
>>269659>I don't want to marry some disgusting hometown moid, I want to sleep with a rich and powerful man, and yes, I am delusional, but women are the ones who keep saying men will fuck anything. so I'm sighing because I remain celibate for the entirety of the pandemic, waiting, hoping, at what cost?Oh my god. You dumbass. When women say "men will fuck anything", they're not talking about Chad men. They're talking about men in general, and it's an INSULT towards those types of men (most men) who are desperate enough to take anything they can get. Most men aren't Chads and those hometown moids will definitely fuck anything but that rich and powerful moid you've been dreaming about? He's got 10 models on his waiting list, why the fuck would he ever fuck you??
No. 269786
>>269781because I'm probably objectively better looking in the face than trout pout with the busted nosejob?
>>269733go back, scrote
No. 269794
File: 1654971242715.jpeg (161.92 KB, 634x908, E30A149A-8C9F-4585-8F4D-0D9FD5…)
>>269786It doesn't matter if you think you're better looking. The point is you don't determine your own attractiveness, some incel neckbeards might think they look better than Chad too, but to the opposite sex they're not and that's all that matters.
>Being a middle of the road, middle height, middle weight to curvy dark haired woman with body dysmorphiaYou sound fat and frumpy and trying to cope with the fact that there's more attractive women out there than you by acting like they're all ugly plastic surgery twigs which they're not, but even if they were, that's what's attractive to these men you're drooling over. No matter how much you cope and think "fat is beautiful" it will never be the case for these rich and powerful moids you fantasize about that you're mad these women get to actually fuck and be in relationships with.
No. 269797
>>2697945'7" 130 lbs, I'm not even that fat, it doesn't mean my BDD went away, you shit stained faggot
you wouldn't even be able to land a woman as "fat" or as "ugly" or as insecure as me because I would never look your way twice.
projection is a bitch, so have fun typing from mummy's basement
and again tell me looking at those sausage franks that the girls lip fillers aren't botched, I'll wait
No. 269811
>>269807and the same men have indicated that they also fuck non plastic, non famous women! they can't even figure out what they fetishize.
men are ultimately, either way, stupid creatures. we should be allowed to objectify them as much as they objectify us, if not more for all the bullshit we put up with
No. 269823
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anyway
No. 269827
File: 1654977706925.gif (592.37 KB, 220x225, pizza-delivery-community.gif)
>Hmm I think I'll do some husbandofagging today
>Open thread
>Mrw
No. 269832
File: 1654978597850.jpeg (39.85 KB, 500x667, 2F556B6B-73A5-49CE-B718-AE8147…)
I'm only an ezrafag for ezra in we need to talk about kevin. Feral psycho masturbation scene in particular. Don't care for the character he's just so beautiful in that film, angelic looking demon ass. I have mild yellow fever and he looks somewhat asian there too (not even remotely a kpopfag, even if you're all based and I find your weird infighting and mutual trolling hysterical)
No. 269833
File: 1654978811576.gif (Spoiler Image,452.02 KB, 500x213, 83520475-F54F-4759-A5C1-260B46…)
>>269832anon!!! I am an ezrafag because I love joji and saw how much they looked alike so I googled his films and loved him in WNTTAK those are literally why i like him kek
No. 269839
File: 1654981225826.gif (1.32 MB, 522x271, Tumblr_l_62397678586631.gif)
>>269584Not really. At the end of the day, he's still a total stranger to me. Attractiveness isn't all I care about; I personally don't date people unless I have things in common with them. Logically, a person who works in the entertainment industry is going to date someone else in it, because that's who the have things in common with.
Dacre and his girlfriend are pretty private people, but it seems like she takes good care of him and they have things in common. She also posts lots of cute candids of him and I'm grateful just for that.
No. 269841
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>>269839I wish I could have your nonchalant attitude about it. I want to be filled with gratitude and happiness, not bitter. I want to be grateful! I say that and my mood just plummeted in a matter of hours.
I guess it feels like one of the only consistent things I've dealt with that brought me any joy was him, and now I don't even know what aberration I am. Or what's going on. Anyway, off to work
No. 269856
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madsposting because i have daddy issues
No. 269861
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i want nikolaj to manhandle me
No. 269889
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Husbando used to be Jerma but he got a girlfriend now and it just doesn't feel as right anymore. I husbandoed him no problem with his ex (Kim) but I just can't any more, dunno why. Any anons have the same experience?
No. 269938
>>269866He was 19 kek
>>269867kek at that scene it was disturbing but also
hot No. 270015
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madsposting again. i love his cheekbones and eyes and hair and everything about him
No. 270052
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ah still can't stop thinking about him as snafu/merriell. I feel like I'm blinded by the accent since I'm a northerner and not used to hearing it kek, but it's so cute
>he will never call you his boo and take you swing dancing
Unrelated rambling/autism but sometimes if I get bored and run out of ideas with the characters he played I like to make up an entire new character on my own and pretend it's played by him. I feel like if I had more creativity, money, and weren't as lazy I could write a whole script and cast him in something but the self-indulgent writing would be too obvious lol. Usually it feels easier to think of scenarios with the characters more than the actor himself even though I like both cause there's various settings to work from with the former but with the latter, even in my fantasyland I can't think of any other way a date would be possible without getting into the industry myself, which is one of the last jobs I'd ever consider doing tbh.
No. 270084
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God I’ve never felt so strongly about a guy before. I literally turn on Suffer the Children or Bellyful of Salt and Spleen and go to town with my vibrator while my husband is gone.
The worst part is my husband is conventionally attractive, but I’m more attracted to my husbando. Like he was really cute when he was young, but I’m more attracted to old Barney. I legit think I would cheat if I saw Barney outside his tour bus again.
He’s so nice and humble and complimented my coil shirt while we were talking about animal rights for a minute. I fell in love that day.
No. 270146
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No. 270147
File: 1655137929536.gif (6.48 MB, 360x270, 6fbzns.gif)
a-hehe
No. 270166
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No. 270206
File: 1655166468010.gif (598.69 KB, 500x250, JUM6.gif)
>>270196hot and cute. he was so innocent looking when when he was young
No. 270343
File: 1655246864350.gif (2.76 MB, 360x270, 6g3m12.gif)
The schizo tinfoil thread blackpills me, but at least my husbando also thinks modern science is killing everyone and he also doesn't trust the government and he thinks the modern world is poisoning us and has remained pretty cynical of the world since at least the 70's and if that's not sexy idk what is
No. 270448
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Having irl husbando is difficult because how will I be able to get a body pillow made of him? Unfair
No. 270731
File: 1655495695987.gif (3.9 MB, 360x270, BELLY AND NIPPLE.gif)
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No. 270935
File: 1655599736395.png (11.84 MB, 1640x2360, F801AAA9-93F4-4828-949D-FDD6B0…)
My god Atsushi, you sexy dark man with intense eyes. I love to see you on your knees
No. 270960
File: 1655615640685.png (293.51 KB, 500x335, 3045F4DA-6925-4307-B2D0-2B9F44…)
teehee
No. 271008
File: 1655652404243.gif (3.13 MB, 360x270, 6jy6af.gif)
Sobbing and screeching, I want this freak
No. 271120
File: 1655684164137.png (765.22 KB, 750x570, dave.png)
>>270597always happy to find someone who understands… do you have an 80s husbando, nona? or a 3d husbando in general?
in other news, i've decided that unless someone invents a time machine and brings 80s era dave gahan to the present (or an equally cute 80s pop/post-punk musician) that there is no man cute enough to deserve to date me… sad!
No. 271184
File: 1655731977878.jpg (133.28 KB, 1045x521, AAAAQdE6YmYjlIO95rFwnjnQfdcV5C…)
I don't care about the actor, I want the unhinged character specifically.
No. 271233
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I'm being internally gutted by life
No. 271376
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I fucking hate astrology it’s just pseudoscience, I put my and Steve’s compatibility in and it isn’t looking so good, frens. Day has been fucking ruined how am I meant to indulge in my fantasies while knowing I’d ruin everything. Also apparently my horoscope has 9 points in masculine and 1 in feminine, what does that even mean?
Fuck this earth. Probably will get high later and reflect on my life choices. I am very upset! Reeeeeee astrology sucks!!! It’s not real it’s not real it’s not real it’s not real-
No. 271379
>>271376What site
nonnie?
No. 271386
File: 1655843054312.jpg (106.85 KB, 803x960, sparkleshirt.jpg)
>>271379Astro.cafeastrology.com, it was the first thing that came up basically.
No. 271416
File: 1655854306614.jpg (293.24 KB, 1280x914, 7db.jpg)
Do any of you husbandofags ever think/worry that you won't ever meet someone irl who you will love as much as your husbando? Almost every moid I've interacted with in real life has given me the ick at one point or another. I don't think I'd ever feel such a strong attraction as I do when I fixate on a husbando (and they always end up doing something that makes me cringe kek). One of my friends even suggested that maybe I was asexual or something because I am kind of repulsed by most of the men I know. It's like if I'm not really attracted to them (which I never am) then I have no interest being flirty or intimate with them at all and it grosses me out. I've always been a husbandofag one way or another though, so I know I'm definitely attracted to men. I'm sure it's probably easier to idealize someone you've never met and that's why I can feel so strongly about my husbando, but my current husbando was/is so cute (and probably out of my league) and even in his cringe moments he was/is very endearing. I think about him and he makes me really happy. I only felt that way about a moid I knew irl once and that was a long time ago when I was much younger… I would much rather pine for someone I'll never meet than date a guy if I'm just going to be embarrassed to be around him. And while it doesn't bother me to be this way, I just feel like there's something wrong with me when I sit down and think about it…
No. 271439
File: 1655867448180.jpg (45.11 KB, 787x787, handsome (3).jpg)
Astrology is bogus but anyway it didn't say we wouldn't have good sex so there's my cope
No. 271862
File: 1656036501539.jpeg (Spoiler Image,980.93 KB, 1242x1701, 6AC381BA-F3CB-4CF7-AFCF-7826F4…)
I don’t really care for the actor himself, my main husbando is an older character he played in the 2000s when he was younger and more attractive kek. But I follow him on IG and he posted this photo and honestly I would totally let 63 year old Vincent D’onofrio take a viagra and plow me into tomorrow.
Spoilered for old man
No. 271912
>>271632>>271434Reality is disappointing specially when it comes to males. If for some reason you ended up settled with the actor, musician etc of your dreams it would still be disappointing after a while too, because nothing beats our own personal fantasies, nothing can ever be as sweet no matter how realistic the fantasies are. Specially when you live together and you get to see them being human and gross, I suppose. I settled with someone because we were compatible personality wise, I'm difficult to deal with and I liked him and I feel miserable specially when I think of my fantasies and compare to what I have out here, outside my head, in real life. A burping man beast is what you get, because in the end they're human and can never be as perfect as what you have created for yourself in your head.
>>271676Nonnie we're not alone. <3
No. 272198
File: 1656263440372.png (642.35 KB, 852x846, husbando2.png)
I have had a crush on Nick Mullen for like 3 year now and it won't go away even though he's getting kind of ugly now. His writing on his new blog is so beautiful and he's so sweet and friendly irl. I don't even fantasize about having sex with him, I guess I'm just more attracted to him in the abstract, like the melancholy of never being able to be with him is the attraction.
No. 272236
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euuuuuuuguhhhhhhhh scrunkly monkey ana-kun
No. 272262
File: 1656303949772.jpg (28.39 KB, 564x376, ec47a5b70cd6e71c87b75d0d7cd323…)
This man has a fucking grip on me.
No. 272389
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I wish I could've taken his virginity
No. 272391
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So jealous of the people who got to meet him at Strangercon. A couple people said that he smelled good and I'm melting.
No. 272478
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i've lost all my braincells
No. 272648
File: 1656551577784.webm (Spoiler Image,506.7 KB, 600x338, ddbccd98f8.webm)
>>272478Samefag. Nothing to say here i just like this webm a lot (was a gif but apparently the file size is too large. heh)
No. 272711
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A little bit dumb and ot, but I hope Carrey-chan is OK, I loved reading her posts and I miss her.
I mean, our beloved Howe-chan is still there but that thread isn't the same without her.
Have a nice day my fellow husbando-fags.
No. 272922
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>>272711I think Carrey-chan is okay, or maybe Carrey's team finally found her and executed her for her crimes I don't know.
No. 273199
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I'm still alive, just preoccupied. worry not for me, I'm having some kind of fun
the damn canadian rises from his grave wearing a beanie and long sleeves in the middle of summer.
having grown up in a southern oven this makes 0 sense to me. oh and also some hamfisted political shit I don't care about, yes trump bad jim now how many women have you forced to get abortions that you won't comment on roe v wade
No. 273248
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>>273208after weeks of lame radio silence that was not much of a fanfare
bless your heart, jim. maybe he also needs a graphics consultant.
No. 274522
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>>273199I personally am not the carrey chan but I would love to smoke a j with him and paint. Nothing romantic or weird. Just creating, chillin. I always appreciated him growing up. I didnt not have a peaceful house but recreating lil scenes always made me feel better.
But if you dont mind, I would like to present my choice….
No. 274528
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>>274522Oh no! I thought the gif would work but this is from the same shoot
I just this hes such a MAN and I loved his law and order work. I dont even care hes balding bc all that muscle makes up for it.
No. 274998
File: 1657705287542.jpeg (365.13 KB, 828x1016, 3C51DDF1-EB78-4E2F-B903-43AFC1…)
My husband was snubbed again. I hate the Emmys so much.
No. 275659
File: 1657990799935.jpg (295.97 KB, 750x634, he is perfect.jpg)
sighs deeply
No. 276336
>>276312No, sorry nona. Is he your irl husbando by chance?
>>276313Kek I guess we share the same braincells (for better or for worse). My ability to hyperfixate on men I don't know is second to none. I miss being in high school when it was still socially acceptable to put a cute guy as your phone background screen. I think I'd be too embarrassed to do that now. Thank you for your advice.
No. 276376
>>276312Nta but mine is…
where do we go from here?
No. 276451
>>276344Absolute Stacy behavior. Maybe one day I’ll work up the courage to do it although it’ll bring me back to the days when I used to put kpop idols as my home screen lmao (don’t worry my husbando is not a kpop idol). I would love to see the pictures you use as your lock screen and home screen if you don’t mind sharing, that is.
>>276376You may join us in shitposting about your husbando if you wish.
or angst post about how you’ll never have him No. 276574
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>>276406It’s ok, sad that such beauty has an expiration date
No. 276576
File: 1658283868088.jpg (381.54 KB, 937x1419, tumblr_o5bdg4gS9y1snz90yo7_128…)
I have a favorite breakfast cereal. It’s what we call porridge, but you call it oatmeal. That to me is the most rewarding and delicious cereal. Obviously if you get it out of a packet and put it in a microwave, then forget it, it’s rubbish. If you go to a health store and get some organic oatmeal, I would buy the small one, not the big things. Who needs giant oatmeal? Scary! Let’s have normal-size oatmeal. If you want to do it the Steve Howe way, it’s one cup of oatmeal, one cup of water and one cup of milk, and that gives it a nice creamy texture. Don’t put sugar in it, on it, or anywhere near the kitchen table. Through all sugar in the rubbish bin immediately and then stop eating sugar and you’ll actually get to taste things, like I can. I don’t eat sugar, haven’t eaten it in 15 years, maybe. And that allows me to really taste things. Believe me: Everything with sugar in it tastes like sugar. So that’s my favorite cereal. To make it better, get an organic banana. Bananas have to be organic, because everything they spray on bananas goes right through the skin and into the food and you’re eating pesticides
No. 276832
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It’s the tragic haircut and the warmth of his face.
No. 276972
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My sister says Steve Howe gives her bi vibes please tell me she's wrong, does he give bi vibes? I don't know if she means physically or personality-wise. He isn't bi he's just autistic. He may be obsessed with Jon Anderson and may have booped Bill Bruford on the nose without warning and physically teased him and said that he wishes he could give Bill confidence to play drums better but that's not bisexual, not like it matters, he's definitely never had sex with men and he's obviously very popular with ladies he's such a stud he's just a little tizzy I swear.
Feeling devastated right now. It's funny because if I were a younger version of me I'd find the idea of him being bi hot because imagine him getting fucked in the ass but I've become blackpilled since then.
He has once mentioned that the AIDs crisis made him sad but that's normal right? Freddy Mercury invited him to play guitar on ONE song please don't tell me that's a euphemism for a quick fucking. He's a married man!
No. 277057
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The fact that i will never meet him organically to have a chance to bond with him and fuck him is making me go insane. I'm so obsessed that i'm torturing my mind thinking of a way to reach out to him that will make me look special, and make him want to respond to me. There's no way that can ever happen though, he's not a D-list celebrity, he must receive hundreds of messages a day. And he must meet very interesting, gorgeous women in his daily life.
I honestly want to kill myself. I want him to be mine, he's perfect, i want to live in a farm with him. I love him so much.
No. 277350
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>>271120Anon I'm so sorry for answering late. I wouldn't say I have a husbando but I love plenty of musicians, a lot of them from the 80s but not all. Also I think Dave has taken all my attention away from Alan lol. I'm becoming more and more of a Dave girl as the days go by. He was just cute to me in the early 80s but come the late 80s, I surrender completely. Also in the late 90s and early 2000s, he looked incredible for someone who died several times and had a serious heroin addiction. He cleaned up so well, I'm really happy, and I'm glad he's still here
No. 277358
File: 1658563236678.gif (3 MB, 268x375, eeeehajeksnemspgh.GIF)
thinking about him very often all of the time
No. 277437
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>>277350You have great taste anon, I would be curious to know what other musicians (80s or not) you are into! Alan was definitely really attractive too, but I think Dave aged the best out of all of them. He was really cute in his youth and then just got really hot once he got older. And I totally agree there were really so many times he could have passed away and been another rockstar casualty, so it's definitely special that he's still here. And it seems he's quite happy now, which makes me happy too! It doesn't seem he's aged too badly (in appearance or his personal behavior) compared to some other famous musicians either.
No. 277655
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He was very strict about not letting anybody into his dressing room, save for his wife of course… hnng, what were they doing in there? Smooching? Uhhhhhhhngngngg…………………………… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No. 277670
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I want him I want him I want him
I want Luxmberg from TikTok so bad, GOD I want him to stand over me and tell me Jesus is disappointed in me and that Lux himself needs to cleanse me.
I hate how bad I want him in my life.
No. 277890
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I wanted to see how my kitten would look like as an actual kitten so I tried to paste his face onto this poor little taxidermy doll and I was SO satisfied with the results I decided to make another. I just wish he could become baby-sized so I could put him in little overalls and carry him in my purse like one of Paris Hilton’s teacup doggies. If only I knew which nursing home they are keeping him in now..
No. 277893
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>>277890My original design. I couldn’t help but giggle when making this because I just know how much he loves cocaine and the thought of him kitty-fied going just as crazy over catnip is unbelievably adorable.
No. 278092
File: 1658876087733.webm (3.28 MB, 576x576, d0f5bdc72ddeef27534ee05b702a15…)
slut is ruining my life
No. 278101
File: 1658881067260.jpg (64.77 KB, 546x600, download (1).jpg)
>stan steve howe
>not really
>dunno anything about geetar
>think he's good, he has many different styles like jazz, country, classic
>see old people talk about him
Hmm yes
>they say he sucks ass
>he fell off in the 80's
>peaked in his 20's
>never made anything good since
sob sob sob
>young people call him ugly and mean
UE UE UE (sounds of crying)
>his bestie jon anderson ditched him for a younger man
>his son hates him so much he dies spontaneously
w-
>his teeth hate him so much they start separating
No…
>he has amassed over 100 guitars but would only keep the first two he ever owned if given the choice
Why…
>"he's a noodler"
>Steve "i only sometimes noodle" howe
>Steve "i raised my kids vegetarian but if they went to a party and wanted to try a sausage they can eat a sausage" Howe
>mood for a day hits so hard though
Drinking so much alcohol to hind my pain, hyperventilating in the subspace, squeezing my rat like a stress ball
>do a double take at a picture of steve
>it fucking blinks
WHAT THE FUCK
It's hard being a fan of this grotesque little creature
No. 278310
>>277657>>276406I don’t know I was watching some of his new shittier post-wall movies and I think he was a little bit hot still in 2012ish. And I did learn that he was really a drugged up asshole, domestically abused two of his wives. He reminds me so much of this dude (appearance wise) I knew irl who was an emofag twink with a similar voice and he was like 23which was older than me at the time but looked younger and seemed like he was because of his voice. He said people would mistake him for 15-17. That dude had a giant ottercock, I never got around to it because we only sexted and fell apart after a while. He also sent me a pic of his asshole.
I would fuck Edward in vidrel, he just has such a cutesy vibe. And he seems like his schlong is huge unlike him.
No. 278898
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his nose…
No. 280011
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move away ezra, i'm a keeryfag now. god when did he become so hot?
No. 280041
File: 1659877063595.gif (8.3 MB, 540x360, keys.gif)
>>280014cute indeed! but I'm hoping to see him in more adult roles instead of Steve the 18-year-old lol. I heard he's gonna star in a romantic movie soon, can't wait
No. 280710
File: 1660016400987.png (Spoiler Image,1.16 MB, 1597x941, PotPlayerMini64_BDvxkW7rT8.png)
gene makes me hornier than jimmy does why is it this way
No. 280905
File: 1660124720932.webm (2.74 MB, 828x430, 86e543f578qh1dOHz1j77l9543w.we…)
Can't sleep. Fun fact: Rami once said he only gets 4 hours of sleep. We're destined for each other.
No. 281023
File: 1660185513427.png (Spoiler Image,7 MB, 2256x3464, the benis collection.png)
>>280905Welp time to get this out my system fuck it I have nothing better to do. I think I need a lobotomy for even putting this together.
No. 281045
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hnnnnngh
No. 281061
File: 1660199259692.gif (Spoiler Image,6.97 MB, 322x421, bruh.gif)
>>281059Kek apparently not. I mean he never confirmed it but..
No. 281163
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>>281095Right!? Although, FWIW I think a big part of his appeal (for me) is his personality and the way he looks in motion, not in pictures. Some people's attractiveness is more demeanor over appearance. In his case his cute hair increases his sweet personality.
No. 281294
File: 1660311724627.gif (7.51 MB, 576x640, steve-harrington.gif)
>>281163>the way he looks in motion, not in picturesAgree, Google Images don't do him justice lol. He's very charming and cute, just not the most photogenic dude ever. Videogenic, though
No. 281329
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Steve accepts his Dumbest Man Ever award
No. 282095
File: 1660618268864.jpg (149.29 KB, 1015x1200, 2Q==(1).jpg)
if napoleon-posting is allowed then surely voltaire-posting must be as well.
his coffee habit was such that if he were around when cocaine became popular in the west i bet he would have become the biggest crackhead in europe and i love that for him
No. 282218
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wow his memoir was… messy, and honestly intolerable and pointless at parts, amusing and funny at others.
why does he have an oral fixation? why would I let him suck my boobs?
No. 282227
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>>282218I'm vindicated that my actor husbando would perhaps engage in sexual acts I actually like.
i know I'm objectifying myself for moids by finding nipple play hot. but i like having my boobs touched. so come hither jimmy boy No. 282235
File: 1660685549016.jpeg (360.16 KB, 711x790, 7260B297-73A4-4ADA-A564-5F68B1…)
>>282231jim's messy fiction "memoir", memoirs and misinformation, much of it sounds like it was written on crack. the sex scenes aren't very long in it so don't get too titillated
more on the book:
>probs written by dana vachon (ghostwriter) and not him>he can't write like this by his lonesome>likely told vachon random scenarios while sitting on the couch smoking ganja >thus birthing this>because this plot wanders, baby>claimed that they worked on this novel for what, 7 years? how? it's a mess>prose pretty well written if not at times pretentious, elements of vonnegut in there?>doesn't always take itself seriously>I haven't watched a lot of video interviews about it as if not to spoil myself and they're all super long
>book!jim is past tense and aged in his 50s>jim has severe mommy issues (expected)>also fucked female love interest against a window>jims past pre fame is plagued by defeatism and sadness (expected)>despite vignette sex scenes treats female love interests like pond scum and no amount of narcissism can cloud it (expected)>there's an obvious allusion to his dead ex with a female character, basically a side chick, overdosing (wtf)>except she survives (extreme wtf)>I still want him to fuck me and suck on my boobs though, not gonna lie>jims pocketed resentments towards tommy lee jones and johnny depp>charlie kaufman tries to recruit him into method acting for a chairman mao biopic>disney wanting to recruit him for a lego movie rip-off called the playdoh fun factory>THE TEXAS PACIFIC GROUP OWNS THE CAA!>a weird fetish for mentioning artificially intelligent technology (expected)>his reputation gets ruined by his own stupidity and he has to do a friendly family film called hippos as punishment>existentialism and warbling throughout>many famous cameos including but not limited to: nic cage, gwenyth paltrow, charlie kaufman, a.i. hippo rodney dangerfield, anthony hopkins, quinten tarantino, taylor swift, and kanye west>nic cage is characterized as he should be>refuses to name tom cruise and donald trumps characters and instead gives them pseudonyms>the ending was came out of nowhere (not expected), bursts into a spontaneous alien apocalypse as predicted by cagei don't know why I'm still attracted to this mess, but I want to fuck him harder now
No. 282276
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>>282235Interesting… really interesting he adds sex scenes, not surprised he is into boob suckling though. He has the boob sucking phenotype. Ironically I've began dabbling in Steve's autobiography because the reviews say he's autistic and he goes off into unfortunate ramblings. So far it's pretty good, no sex scenes though, as expected. Just some nice mentions of his glass paperweight collection and gushing about random guitarists the same way girls gush about husbandos imo minus the sexualizing.
What psuedonyms does jim use for donald trump and tom cruise and does he reveal any juicy dramas or just spiral into his own deranged mind? Does he have any good theories of the universe?
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>>282276>boob sucking phenotypeit's the overactive mouth isn't it? well now I know why, goddammit
I think the problem with men who are creatives in general is that they have an inherently autist type of behavior or tend to be some kind of unhinged, sometimes it's cute and sometimes it's insufferable. this book was half enjoyable and half fuckery for that exact reason. kinda wish he focused more on mundanity and his own life rather than the haphazard celebrity shoo in's, we don't need to see your friends and hear you whine about your nonexistence jim
highlights
>the intro was catching and got me invested>throughout the narrative it's pretty clear that the jim carrey character is an asshole so maybe he has fifth percentile awareness of his own arrogance>please don't blame me for self inserting during the early stages of him and the love interests relationship>they were FEISTY>the part after the devolution of his relationships and reputation that has him in the vr hippo movie conversing with a.i. rhino? not a hippo (got it wrong) rodney dangerfield>that part showed MILD character growth perhaps>at its best when it tries to have a more narrative structure and less pretentious woo woo existentialism>but some of the existentialism hits home>nic cage is the best supporting cast member hands down>cage is only one who makes the final leg enjoyable along with a random ass kanye appearance>some fucked up little anecdotes about his childhood>truly bizarre scene where jim and love interest go on spiritual guru scammers retreat and hear the spiritual awakenings of celebrity cameos>when it's well written, it's well written!>some of the lines and jokes hit>"if done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone!" is pretty funny, although that occurs during my most hated arc, it was one of the lines that made me smile>his mind is twisted and mangledthe bad
>in the same as the above the jim character seldom learns from his mistakes>and because the actual jim won't let his narcissism flicker off for a bit, it impedes growth thus a narrative problem from day 1>sometimes the woo woo existential becomes too much>treatment of the female characters induces crushing depression>especially when his love interest changes her mind about having children and he refuses her>LET YOUR WIFE HAVE BABIES FOR GODS SAKE>and the side girl who overdosed, my god>there should have been further delving into those two personal relationships because I thoroughly enjoyed how both uncomfortable and interesting they were to me>idt he has the willingness to tap into that because he can't admit what a misogynist he is>book lags in the middle with the chairman mao biopic subplot, anthony hopkins and charlie kaufman do not offer up much compared to the other supporting cast>too many celebrity cameos, not all characterized or funny enough to justify the amount of them>during that whole sweep with the mao biopic I was begging BRING BACK NIC CAGE>the last leg of the book is awful, random and the world breaks out into a barely foreshadowed by nic cage having a weird spiritual vision of an alien apocalypse at the retreat, which happens and it is so disruptive and so abrupt>not even the return of nic cage can salvage it, these guys don't know how to write apocalypses worth a shit>in the end he dies miserably and alone on a dingy at sea after seemingly devouring his own digits, as the "last survivor" of his group>I thought they would go the woe is I russian despair novel route at some point but I guess they wanted jim carreys own rendition of this is the end? too bad it sucks>when the prose gets overly pretentious and makes 0 sense, even my long drugged out brain rolls it's eyes>as aforementioned it's a mixture of arcs and none of them tailor particularly well together>there is makings of a good narrative buried within multiple ill connected plot fragments>his mind is twisted and mangledhis pseudonym for tom cruise is "laser jack lightning" and trump is referred to by a myriad of nicknames, tarantino cameo calls him a "gluttonous asshole"
overall it's a divisive segmented novel and I'd give it a 2.5/5.0 for effort, but the bad arcs are really bad, I can't tell a lie. the good arcs should've been expanded upon. like jim himself this book has no idea what its identity is. and it boggles my mind that him and vachon spent so many years to produce such an incoherent narrative, maybe he didn't give his ghostwriter enough creative control. anything for a juicy salivating paycheck I guess. could've been better and could've been worse.
No. 282874
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Had a really bad day today. Found a compilation of Xqc karaoke and my god he is so bad, but it made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts. He was really trying his best with it, but was still so awful. There are definitely things about him that I don't like, but I'm happy that when I was having a shitty day that I could find a video of him being cute and making a fool out of himself to make me laugh. Don't think an irl moid would have been able to do that for me at least.
No. 282901
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>>282874i get it nona, he's so retarded but in the lovable excited puppyish way!!! he seriously has the ability to cheer me up in a way that no other moid would be able to. i think the only times i feel truly relaxed are when im watching xqc, his content is so mindless and stupid that its so easy to turn off ur brain and consume and just enjoy without thinking about other shit. xqcfags for life
No. 282905
>>282903i'm the second xqc anon yrt, that's one of the things that i dont like about him, i try to only watch the goofy vods to avoid the off-handed typical moid misogyny bs. he himself definitely is not as bad as other male streamers, namely Hasan and Adin Ross, but it still is disheartening. the main issue with xqc i think is that he doesn’t police chat at all, and his roots were a little edgier, so chat is just a bunch of little 16 yr old scrotes being annoying. i hope that wasn’t derailing, sorry jannies. I understand how u got that vibe from him though lol. the main appeal to me is that he is stupid as fuck (or acts stupid as fuck ig), which makes him entertaining. It helps that he’s also handsome. I hate outspoken men, I much prefer the ones like xqc who make fools out of themselves by doing/saying retard shit.
sorry for the autism kek
No. 282922
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>>282903Yeah I don't blame you for feeling that way. Xqc is cute and funny eye candy, but it's part of the reason I don't religiously watch his streams. I definitely pick and choose which ones I watch. I can stand him more than other streamers of his kind though since I think he's too dumb to hold any real opinion on anything. He seems pretty self-aware that he's just an ADHD streamer and doesn't act as if anything he says is particularly important, which makes him more tolerable to me (but I could understand why others can't watch him).
>>282901You get me
nonnie. Please feel free to gush more. He's so dumb and cute, but occasionally he'll do or say something really sweet and the whiplash gets me lol
like when he sang Hey There Delilah for stream. I always wonder why he has so many male viewers because a big reason I watch him is because of how cute I think he is lol. Do you have any favorite streams of his? Some of my favorite moments are when he played Bloodwash and Murder House, when he cooked breakfast for his brother, stormwatching in his backyard, and the streams when he watched videos from when he was a kid. Also I'd add the Twitch Sings ones as a new favorite as well.
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>>282903That's interesting because when I've watched him I don't get misogyny vibes from him specifically but his chat is actual hyper mega death AIDs. His chat's full of troons and blatantly underage retarded boys and maybe 4 girls. Then again I can't watch him do anything except gaming but he doesn't fucking game as much anymore! It's annoying, but I really grew up watching let's plays and I refuse to start watching reaction andy content. He fell off!!!
>>283002Yeah his natural hair color is nice
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sighs dreamily
No. 283173
>>283166hey nona, this is the other xqcfag anon from the other day. the ITS SPONGEBOB video made me fucking scream its so funny. hes so cute and stupid my heart is so full. that song is so cute with that video too. the way he annunciates things is so funny to me … “ITS SPONGEBOBUH”
watch him shave his face like an absolute animal
No. 283231
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>>283165Relatable, I've had dreams about him but they weren't even sex dreams, we were just chilling playing video games together and giggling and shit.
>>283166That's one of my faves
No. 283251
>>283231I love watching his clips on youtube anon I would say the same thing but I’ve seen that man fart numerous times on stream and it completely turned me off. He also does not clean up and behind his setup is full of uber eats trash and bugs eating the leftovers, not even worth it
nonnie pretend I said nothing keep the fantasy
No. 283253
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i am fucking obsessed with this man. i spend a large portion of the day thinking about lalo salamanca. i literally just look at pictures of him and imagine fucking him. i have multiple half-finished lalo fics (lalo x reader or lalo x female character) in my notes app. i’ve even attempted to watch spanish shows with tony dalton (but failed bc i need the mustache). this has been going on for six months and i need professional help.
No. 283270
>>283253Not a husbando-fag but scrolling past and reading this I need the lalo fic
You have reawakened my love
I also want
kim even though I’m
very straight No. 283274
>>283251True, he does rip ass, but so do I. He'd probably think it's gross if a woman did it though, what a loser. I do wish he'd clean up. It makes me sad seeing Adept do any hand-holding like that with him, he should be beaten until he learns to clean his space or left to rot in it! Disgusting trash man.
>>283273Pretty sure there's just one Carreyfag and she's still around, in fact she wrote a book review just a few posts up
No. 283644
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Unlike Kim, I can actually fix him
No. 283871
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I cannot lie I'm a sucker for a good Himbo, I know hes considered a cow through H3 and Breadtube but I cant help but swoon
No. 283936
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>>283644He's so sexy as Jimmy/Saul but I got hooked on him after seeing him as Hutch in the movie Nobody
No. 283996
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There's something I love about Noel Fielding, I'm partial to 2009 Noel but I find his sense of humor hot af
No. 283999
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samefag, I also have always been partial to Criss Angel. Some of his hairstyles didn't do him justice but he aged like fine wine
No. 284011
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it's been a long time without keeryfagging
No. 284056
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>>283996His eyes are so pretty
No. 284073
>>283996Yes he is cute
>>284056Yes
No. 285068
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>>283815>>283273>>283274I feel especially bad for anyone who's an ezrafag with the recent developments. it's really not the husbandofags fault when their husbando turns out to be deplorable, it's just the cycle of hollywood life. which is why jim, much as I love him, being exposed one day for worse wouldn't surprise me either. i wish he'd come out of his hovel and actually say something worthwhile.
i would rather watch paint dry, ironically, than see his art garbage. everyone just unceremoniously praises him for acting like a new era howard hughes! you know what happened to howard hughes? two guys successfully swindled the public into believing their fake autobiography of him was real! so jim I sincerely suggest if you don't want people to act like you're dead, leave your funeral parlor of a home
ive been shooting the shit with other endeavors but i have never forgotten about everything and everyone. just a lot and nothing at all happening at the same time. hope everyone else is doing alright
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mfw drawing steve howe telling me happy birthday while i sob and weep in my dank bedroom
No. 288616
I'm so burnt out from trying to date. I think I'm just going to marinate in my parasocial hyperfixations for a while. Trying to get a real boyfriend would be so much trouble when I could just think about the same person all day and project whatever I want onto him. Off the top of my head, I know his favorite color, favorite movies, favorite animals, views on society, and what the inside of his house looked like. I don't actually think about dating him or anything like that (for a large number of reasons I won't let myself do that), but just thinking about and learning more about him is like an escape to me from my stressful, mundane life. I can't really explain it. I feel like this is probably pretty unhealthy, but it isn't hurting anyone so it's okay right? There's more I could say but I feel it would all be pointless and not make any sense lol. Anyway, I love this thread because it helps me feel not alone in my weird tendency to become obsessively invested in random men who won't know I exist. Part of my brain tells me it's weird and unhealthy and that I should stop doing it, but then I tell myself that I'm not hurting anyone so what's the harm in it?
No. 288662
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I love him. I like to look for his ugliest selfies to save and then laugh at. Finding a good looking picture of him is twice the battle, but also twice the reward. He always looks a little awkward when he's not pulling a stank grandpa face or that weird sarcastic smile that he does. I love it.
No. 289071
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>>289053You can almost characterize him in a way. It's a bit cynical, but sometimes it's better that way. When someones no longer around their presence may linger but they aren't around to react or see anything said about them.
And guilt is just a formality with these things long as you understand he did wrong. If our morality always aligned with our sense of attraction evenly the world would be pretty blah
No. 289115
>>289071Yes, I think that’s exactly what makes this perfect for me. I can take all the information I know about him and create an idea of a person in my head who I can fixate on without having to think about any of the consequences. It is like a character in a way- someone who is never moving and stays the same. I do worry about eventually growing too old to fixate on him anymore just because he’ll seem so young but I’ll cross that hurdle when I get there. Usually when I imagine us in a parallel universe, I imagine we’re the same age anyway.
Thanks Carrey-anon you’re very wise. I think I need a healthy amount of guilt because I don’t want to end up like the Ramirez anon (I do not have a crush on Richard Ramirez btw) but sometimes I just need an outlet to sperg. Thanks for listening to me.
No. 289128
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>>289115As someone who experienced guilt on a constant basis for awhile, I just try and balance my dosage of love and hate with a little side of insanity. sometimes imagine there's a universe where jim is a normal husband and father with a middle class job and not a rich actor.
No. 289156
>>289123Yep. I was younger than him when I first had a crush on him and now I’m older than him which is weird. I don’t know if I could call him my husbando in good conscious for many reasons kek, but I guess he is a man I hyperfixate on and I guess that is what a husbando is…
>>289128That’s cute. I like to imagine things in a similar way that there’s a parallel universe where he did not do something really bad. What would his job be in this parallel universe instead of an actor? How would you guys have met?
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>>289156probably a cheesy office romance where I'd spill on or bump into him, initially chaotic and embarrassing. like something out of a gross romcom. or a situation where he's in an initial position of power over me without it being too
abusive. i used to be into student-teacher romances so I've shamefully thought of college professor romance before. work supervisor and underling also works too. maybe he would start by hating me and learn to love me. he'd still be significantly older than me regardless in almost every situation
my lack of mentorship and guidance in life is showing once again. but anyway.
No. 289271
>>289195Honestly I could totally see it. He has the look where it wouldn’t be out of place to imagine him as a professor or some kind of work supervisor. And even though that kind of power dynamic relationship doesn’t always translate well to real life I could see why it has its appeal. As you said, if we were all well-adjusted and thought too much about the morality of what we are interested in then things would get boring pretty quickly.
I wonder if any other husbandofags imagine themselves with their husbando in an alternate universe? Or do you just imagine them as an actor/musician/streamer/whatever they are?