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well alrighty then
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i love seeing steve buscemi’s strange wonderful face every time i scroll past the troon thread op. i love him.
based on the hair I'm going to say it's from this era
imagine if he had kept uploading to YouTube. Or had a tiktok. Or didn't quit social media. he's on hiatus from twt and all he put up there in the last few years was handled by his pr, mostly political cartoons anyway. Where is shitposting jim can we have shitposting jim back
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There is no point in it, just post in this one
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I love watching behind the stage videos, they are so goofy
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I had to dig this out
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Alright I’m a Peepanon but… Lil Pump hits different. Musty SoundCloud rapper daddies are top tier. >>194194
The Shane Dawson took me out kek
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Maybe but Peep is definitely the cutest. But then again my taste in men is questionable >>194194
I was so confused to see this one again. But I'd honestly love to do another one for this thread. Maybe later today!
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Gus looking sharp>>194222>daddy
He was only born in 2000 but I keep thinking he’s still some teenager.
I made a peepfag general it's >>>/m/149546
altho Idk if theres enough discussion to sustain it. I'm so sad he's gone
Thank you anon!
Even if it's just for general peepfagging I'm glad it's there
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another day another jim
some of his suits are so fucking nice
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I’ve been ushered here.
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This guy is like perfect..
Might be a twink/gay but he is so cute , most of his fan base are girls lol
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Sorry for gamerfagging but this guy is too cute
I remember there's always been a rumor on social media and "blind items" (even on LC threads) that he gives every groupie a herpes.
Don't like how he ended up getting shifty tattoos all over himself, but when you surround yourself around nothing but videogames…
I used to find him cute when he was young.
Kinda miss super old lol scene, where things were new and it was entirely obvious that a lot of people slept in order to get some spark of fame and milk was interesting. Even though through this day a lot of eSports groupies are out there, streaming on twitch and they are as immature as ever
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yay a little more occupancy in here!
welcome to the thread!
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Wow he looks like Dylan Dog
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My comic book husbando can beat up your comic book husbando
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autismo youtube cock strikes again…wanna suck on his titty
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This reminded me of my favorite comic book himbo
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joao/john 8yrs from tumblr, does anyone remember him? he was very popular back in 2013-2015 he was super hot and funny-ish his selfies would get so many notes and he was with the popular clique eventhough i dont think he was friends with any of them. I couldnt find any other photo of him but im sure you've seen this one before if you were around then. I randomly thought about him the other day and asked all the ex-tumblr bigshots his nick then found his blog on my bookmarks by chance i had the fattttessst crush on him i wonder what he's up to now
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He’s such a freak I love him
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Zoom jim zoom jim
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ok im ready to get bullied guys, hit me with it>>195370
i heard the call and i came here to swoon for our mini-himbo streamer hunk
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Seriously. My friends tease me because they don’t understand why I like him but it’s just because he’s so insanely funny. Also can you list specific reasons why you think he’s a sub I need to know for scientific purposes[/spolier]
[spoiler]Also I know everyone says it was mutual but uhhhh I look at Kim’s Twitter sometimes and it doesn’t feel mutual to me but that’s neither here not there
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i’ve watched literally every movie with him shit what do i do now i want moar
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thank you for all your time and stupidity, sisters ♥
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I know he's not the most conventionally attractive but I really like watching his streams. They're funny and can be kind of chaotic, his voice is really soothing, and over time it's become one of those things where his personality (or streamer personality is more accurate) made him more attractive to me. I don't want to fuck him, I just want to hold his hand and go on cute dates to carnivals or something.
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i could’ve fixed him
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Tom Hiddleston in Coriolanus covered in blood was my sexual awakening when I was 16
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I adore the look of Golden Era Hollywood beef cakes and for some reason he just hits the spot. This is cringe but I have an ongoing fantasy where I'm an aspiring actor in 1950s Hollywood who does small singing gigs at bars for extra cash and he is a businessman/acting manager in an unhappy relationship who sees me perform one night and falls in love with me…
… I'm your national anthem, God you're so handsome, take me to the Hampton, Bugatti vay-ur-ah
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Meaty with that delicious jaw line
RIP Henry Cavill he has an oof
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I cannot stop watching his streams
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all i want is for him to tie me up, is that too much to ask for??
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still want him. old daddy
Same here nonnie
, the homoeroticism between him and aufidius did something to my brain
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I want him. He’s cringe but I want him.
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I miss 2007 jim
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He’s just very into spirituality and the universe, picrel is a typical post on his Instagram. Idk maybe it’s just cringe to me because I’m a jaded cunt lol
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That being said I’m obsessed with him, and every time I see him doing this cocky little pout smile I want to fuck him stupid.
He was hot in that movie, idc what anyone else says
Tim Roth could get it too
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he acted like an insufferable chode in 2017 but if watching the norm episode for the fourth time didn't make me want him less then nothing will
I need god
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oh wow some mf revived this thread
cute in promising young woman but not a fan of the hobo look he's had going on
tall dorky comedian boy me like though
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cute as hell, totally husband material. for 10 years he's been loyal to a woman like 12 years his senior. what's not to love?
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Linus from LTT is so cute, I love him with his beard and sweet smile. I wish I could go on a date with him someday; I'd get all dolled up wearing the Linus skirt, t-shirt and socks. A few dates later, we could even cuddle under the Linus blanket. If we had intercourse, the Linus socks would have to stay on.
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happy 60th birthday you fucking geriatric cretin
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I love this dork so much
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Young Phil Anselmo (guy on right). He oozes sex appeal, charm, and looks cool as hell. Would have loved to fuck him in his early 20s
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waiting for sanic 2 promotions so I can see mr gurning waxwork again.
and he will be even less attainable and less manifestable than before!
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I had the shittiest day ever, posting him to feel better
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Whilst browsing the animation cow threads I came across the most beautiful man.
I understand now nonas, I get it now.
No water will quench this thirst.
genuinely had no idea young Buscemi was hot>>202634
can’t fix what’s already perfect nonita>>224019
not to be gross but I would grind bo into a fine powder were he not a loyal, committed partner to somebody else and also many thousands of miles away and also unattainable regardless of either factor >>216033
thanks for link, ngl already have a crush cos lbr he was right about literally everything except for bombing people so pretty psyched to read a journal that’s gonna make me even weirder >>229406
carreyfag I fucking love you please post more rare carreys. he is and always has been immensely fuckable but more importantly I’m stuck inside with covid & your birthday wish to daddy Jim made me laugh so hard I coughed myself into a blackout
saged for feversperging
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awww nona I just saw your post I'm so sorry you're sick, that was me a couple months ago
here's a jim with tupac for you
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also I now know it's not the same jacket but I love how he wore a similar one 20+ years later
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also nabbed some giant filesize gifs awhile back
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with his co-writer (read: ghostwriter) of his book, dana vachon. interesting because danas been showing up as one of his posse members for a few years in candids and I thought based on his name he was a woman at first kek
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i'm sorry to revive this topic. i'm not one of the originals but the origin for my fixation is kind of storied and also rooted in the fact that he was, while around family, on the right path and displayed talent and insightfulness. once around his loser friends, the quality of his lyricism and overall shit went down tremendously. he seemed like a pretty decently thoughtful kid with some reflective and sweet songs at first, at least for a himbo from a highly academic background focused primarily on labor analysis, until he hung around more and more exploitative privileged losers from a dissimilar backgrounds. i also had a brief flirtationship with a young cook i worked and lived with as a teen who looked just like him and was from literally the same city as peep, who'd take care of me, so it all hits hard. gif related is like the hottest shit of all time to me tbh.
in my irl husbando dreams he'd have stayed with his family, who seemed to mostly have the right priorities and interests, not fucked with his face or chest, and just had a normal alt-life away from corrupting influences. i think he could've been a very moldable sub if someone stepped in soon enough. the mommy's boy thing he had with his mom also did not seem sexual at all, it seemed like he genuinely respected his mother and female family members and that is very rare.
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I agree about peep being pretty respectful, I think a lot of that came down to his relationship with his mom. I'm sad that he ended up hanging out with the likes of TooPoor and people who generally didn't come from his sort of background or had his outlook on life. I think if he kept to his roots and didn't get involved with hollywood degenerates, he would still be alive today. A lot of his so-called friends egged him on and encouraged his drug abuse although I understand most of them were just as bad themselves.
Very sad to see peep end up this way at such a young age too, I think many people just view him as an edgy soundcloud rapper but he clearly knew his stuff and his influences when it came to music.i loved the Avenged Sevenfold sample on Move On Be Strong. He was a very smart guy and didn't deserve to leave so early compared to most of the trash moids in that scene…I'm also not ashamed to say I got a crybaby tattoo a few years back kek. Picrel
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he was definitely respectful to his mom (rare) and family. i think a lot of the scene he chose to be around was obviously disrespectful and rap as a whole tends to be disrespectful and he acted in kind in order to fit in, but put down a better path, i really think he could've been very decent. his older songs (latitude, glassy, lose my mind, life) were very introspective and sometimes sweet. referencing andy kaufman's special in one of his first songs at 17 is prety impressive. he really could've been special if he stuck to his cultured and politically aware roots. i think there was a lot of pressure for him to be a certain way in order to gain more appeal which is unfortunate, and obviously he was surrounded by vultures. still so sad, he seemed like pre-hollywood he was kinder, had more varied interests and an interest in less destructive, and also materialistic habits. though many had emphasized he felt guilty for being more picked up and his less talented friends being left behind. unfortunate they'd all literally leech off of him to make them pay his rent, then steal the clothes off his dead body. toopoor was probably one of the best people out there in that minefield of leeches, though she wasn't the best obviously. it's unfortunate that bc of his appearance he's typecasted as another lil pump because he genuinely was different.
i'd give anything for an unpretentious, depressed alt-subby lefty himbo though>>249691
nah, just messy. i'm a messy bitch too though. type-A, neat men don't really interest me anyways
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danofag migrating here from the unconventional thread ‘cos i was shitting it up too much
i want him so bad i’m gonna implode sistren
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he's so remarkably mediocre and reproducible anon, why him when you could choose someone actually cute?
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i don’t even know man. he just has a bizarre sexual magnetism that’s taken ahold of me. i know objectively he looks pretty boring/average/like just some dude but i find him inexplicably tantalizing.
i think he’s a great actor & he usually plays weirdos/freaks which might be part of it. makes him spicy
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but if he's otherwise normal doesn't that kind of detract from the appeal? he just seems like a normal dude who takes odd roles. he seems like a normal dude on interviews? i just watched a few interviews and i can't see it. ime the appeal is when it's genuine eccentricities or vulnerabilities. at least we all know carrey is a legit loon with legit mental problems. all i know is that non-peep fags are severely missing out on younger peep appeal and potential
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nona who was sick with covid I hope you're feeling better ♥︎
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no, i think the contrast between his seemingly normal, nice, mild-mannered irl personality & his freak ass movie roles is endearing. plus the fact that he can tap into those personas for his art belies some genuine underlying eccentricity without the baggage of the whole tortured artist thing.>>250260
god i wish…..
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hot nonetheless. i'm totally into trashy gas station cuties as long as they have his specific views on certain topics/came from his activist background and are subby. lbr though he was way cuter than 99.9% of them facially. in my fantasies he'd totally have a normal job and make music on the weekends while spending time with his activist family instead of end up squandering his talent and dying pointlessly surrounded by vultures
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sorry for spamming but bodily too. most gas station guys are short and not lanky
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different danofag, but I don't even understand my obsession with him. He's so different from my ideal man but I still think he's super handsome.
I don't even think it's the type of characters that he usually plays, I've never liked men who get pushed around. He's literally just some guy, and yet I would die to have him kek
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hello fellow danofag. god he’s fucking hot…i really am mystified by it too. i will say his voice is so nice & he always looks so clean & well-groomed & his hair looks so soft…. ugh i want him
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My scrunkly scrimblo
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beautiful soft features
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a little too much dano in these parts of town, posting obligatorily
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>A new Riddler comic book hits stores this October with "Riddler: Year One". Written by Paul Dano.
danogirlies can’t stop winning
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i just want him.
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he was perfect in nearly every way
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need murder daddy to take me to mexico
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i want to snap him like a twig (meant in the most loving way possible). skinny guys make me feral
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I look at your husbando and all I can see is Sid from Skins
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>>250579>written by paul dano
interesting. i stopped liking comics long ago but i might check this out
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you and me both, anon. i hope he never cuts his hair because his curls drive me crazy ugh
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Machine Gun Kelly… i know he’s an asshole most of the time but i can’t help it
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based & danopilled. his voice is so sexy. i can’t even explain how badly i need him. he must emit some type of pheromone that drives girlies crazy on the internet
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I thought I was a weirdo for being so attracted to him during The Batman until I saw the general consensus. I want to sit on his lap.
>>250783>dano screaming compilation
Based as fuck, tomorrow I might go see Batman too. I'm turning into a Danofag
What's the movie at 0:45?>>250798
God he looks so hot in each and every one of these photos. I wish he always wore glasses.
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>>250808>What's the movie at 0:45?
prisoners, it’s a great movie
this thread is turning into a dano harem at this rate.
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Dwayne the rock Johnson is soooo fuxking sexy. He was my first crush and will always be. I'm much younger than him but I want to find a man like him one day. He has such a wonderful vibe and is so humble. His smile makes me melt. Hes so cute ughh
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Watching him in pain&gain (my favorite movie) and he always motivates me to work out and be my best self.
(ot: but I went out on a date with a ex guy friend a long time ago and we both used to go to the gym together so I brought up how I loved the rock and he was my gym motivation and he couldnt stop sperging about how he probably does roids and I told him I didnt care and he was sexy anyway' I loved his attitude. Anyways he kept getting mad and I asked him if he was just jealous the rock could lift more than him and left KEK)
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I always liked Dan Auerbach but the new Black Keys actually gives me tingles a lil bit. He’s old and tired and looks like death warmed up, but somehow that part of the appeal. My chainsmoking middle American rockstar husbando
incredibly based story. especially that last line I fucking kekked with you>"are you jealous he lifts more than you?">leaves
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it's part of the appeal (looks like he's a chronic masturbator)
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shane dawson looks like a malignant ogre. paul dano looks like a beautiful cherub
I love him too!>he's so "dark"
I mean…she's not wrong kek
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Tillian Pearson from Dance Gavin Dance is so hot and he has a qt black gf and also has the voice of an angel. I would want to be held in his 6’3” arms while he sings me to sleep. He’s pretty boyish looking too.
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god, yes. you’ve said it perfectly. i first fell in love when i saw love & mercy because 1. i’m a huge beach boys/brian wilson fag so i loved his performance - he was so innocent & tragic & it just grabbed me. and 2. i think he looks incredibly sexy as chubbed up brian wilson. like he gives good hugs too
also his hands are very nice. i have lewd thoughts about them.
Stumbled across him a few years ago, was mesmerized watching his Live in Copenhagen performance on YouTube.
I can be picky as hell when it comes to attraction. But within the parameters of his mid/late-60's era, he is basically perfect to me. The look, the voice, the smarts, the cynical-but-charming perspective… I swoon a bit from any man who can sing and play piano simultaneously (something I could never do).
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I've become deeply obsessed with snafu, something about the cajun accent, cocky personality and uniforms just hits different. Even saved some fics and still on the hunt for more I'm so pathetic.
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(samefag) god I want to lick every inch of sweat off his body I don't even care that he's covered in dirt and grime 90% of the time kek
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last samefag just wanted to post this one too
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i love watching my beautiful husband perform even if he's nodding on heroin while he does it
maybe i will meet him in the afterlife
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why does he have to be dead nonnies i miss him so much
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the nightmare I had where he basically was the skeleton spectre from the utagawa painting has officially dubbed him mr. bones
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Sorry for hamilfag but he is so gorgeous
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Oh hello dark stuff
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Need to see more men that look like him on the screen. Why do they keep shoving below average men (imo) down our throats.
ever since posting this all I can think about is the cute little admiration floating between Sacha and Jim kek
I'm no fujo but they could tag team me if they wanted
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He's so cute and made such a fun show full of even cuter characters.
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he's so happppyyyyyyyyyyy
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nta but you may be thinking of John Barrymore. I've read that he had incontinence from alcohol abuse, so he often smelled like pee. I would be really shocked to find out Gene Kelly smelled bad enough to have a reputation for it.
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He says thank you
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it took me a second to realize that's cousin greg and not bernie's actual son
also discussion of taika in celebricows reminds me. I love taika. douche canoe or not
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This fucker has been living in my head rent free for the last two years.
His name is Lawrence Wong and he's an actor from Singapore.
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Celebricows? I’m new here is that like an /m/ thread?
Also yeah I want Cousin Greg more than anything else in the entire world as of late. Did you know that he’s reputable for sleeping with fans? Why not me??????
It’s in /ot/ and it’s one of the worst best
threads on this site kek
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i want to fuck the shit takes out of him
my god was that a shit take
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carreyfags now on suicide watch
in honor and in disdain, here is proof that the freckle mole still lives
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say it louder for the people in the back: i can fuck the shit takes out of him
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mark… i don't remember a day gone by i haven't thought of this man.
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Oh steeve… don't look so nervous ust because your 75th birthday is tomorrow… i know you don't eat sugar so you can't have a cake but maybe you can still blow out 75 candles and make a wish
oh open your presents
>every present is guitar-shaped
oh man i wonder what everyone got you
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Randomly watched Dark Harbor with a young Norman Reedus in it the other day. Alan Rickman too if that's your thing. It's an interesting flick, hell of a twist at the end. Can't get over NR in it though, just does something for me.
I got into him while watching unus anus during lockdown. Had kinda noticed him before but some of the more physical vids they made.. highlighted his appeal even more
Looking at really old vids of him he was weirdly nothing special back then. He's improved himself over the years.
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i want him to tie me up
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i have such a crush on ethan nestor.. in fact i'm going to his show. in the process of having a heart attack right now nonnas.
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the only good thing to come out of slapgate is finding out this pic exists
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The blackandwhiteknight on TikTok so fucking hot. I am jealous of the horses he rides.
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I love him so much
>sweet voice, so disarming
>beautiful face like that of a woman
>big puppy eyes
>sexy ass puckered lips
>golden retrieveresque demeanor
just look at him, he’s so beautiful and sweet, he’s the prime example of a himbo. Inb4 look how he aged. All I see when I look at him now is a sweet old man with kindness in his eyes. He fills my heart with so much feelings of warmth. He has had such a rough life, I just wanna hold him. I am legitimately in love with him. He is an irl Jojo character with that beautiful face and nice ass body
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Forgot to mention that bod tho, I don’t get why people are so mean to him about aging. I like to imagine myself growing old with him, he looks so sweet like he’d buy you flowers on his way home from work or something. He’s just so perfect and I am obsessed
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He's the cutest man alive imo, although his tats are ugly and he's a kpop boy who deceives teen girls for cash, idgaf. It's physically impossible for me to start disliking him. His eyes are so freaking round and innocent, but his body is so sexy. It's a perfect combination. You might think i sound like a ratmy and that is because technically i am, but i don't care about the other kpop fags. Only Jungkook. His aura is just so pure, it's like you can tell he's a good person at heart. If he ever does something wrong i wouldn't be shocked, because he's a moid, but still. I would treat him so well, cook for him, clean his musty room, wash his ass, peg him. Whatever.
if only his tattoos weren’t so fucking ugly. He has such a nice aura
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Yeah he obviously hasn’t aged well but I can’t help but feel bad for him. He did all his own stunts and got seriously injured doing so, including a major injury to his spine. He’s had multiple surgeries and been in and out of the hospital over the course of 7 years. In an article I was reading, he said that was one of the reasons he stepped away from Hollywood along with being sexually harassed by Philip Berk, the former president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. He also went through a divorce from his wife whom he had 3 children with. Then his mother died of cancer in 2016.
Sounds like he’s had a lot of really tough things happen to him, so I imagine staying a hunky heartthrob was not on the top of his list of priorities. Hope he’s at least happy now. He seems like a nice dude who deserves to just relax for a while. He was such a babe in his prime though. At least we have the pics to look back on
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his body is amazing and his face is cute
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He keeps starring in the worst kind of low budget dramas but he is my beloved regardless.
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these posts made me re-watch the mummy for the first time in years. god he was so hot when he was younger. but i agree anons while he is not necessarily a heart throb anymore he seems like a nice man he cares about his kids and thats attractive in its own way
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he’s so cute, I’m gonna start watching baseball brb
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Help me nonnies. My brain is fucking rotting. I've been watching PointCrow's subathon since the first day (unintentionally, I happened to click on his stream the first day and now I feel like I've sunken so much time into watching it that I need to watch it until it ends) and every day I watch this man wake up like a fucking stalker weirdo.
he's so cute nonny
, i don't blame you.
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I want to build a shrine to Steve Howe. I want a little plushie doll of Steve Howe to have on my shelf. I want a plushie Gibson es-175 guitar to be his little accessory. I want to make even smaller dolls of Jon Anderson and Bill Bruford to be the Steve Howe doll's dolls.
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Need to post my gentle giant (once again).
My ultimate fantasy involving him isn't even sexual: I like to daydream about a little scenario where we're living together in a cute little cabin in the woods, cuddling, making music, playing with our cats…
I want to brush his hair, cooking him some nice meals and take care of him.
Tell me nonnies, do you have some little scenarios with your husbando that you like dreaming about too or do you think it's kind of weird, with him being a real person?
(Sorry for that autistic ESL rambling)
she's way funnier than boyegafag
am surprised boyegafag hasn't tried to ban evade and come here>>257452
don't be le sad if he makes you le happy
Thanks I am le neutral now. My husbando triggers
so many people.
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Ahhh anon, that's a pretty spot on fantasy with Mr. Steele.
Adding Ayrton Senna here because I can't get over him. He was the opposite of trash. He had a perfect personality and the perfect look.
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well this is your place too don't let people tell u otherwise
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I saw him in Breakout (2013) and he was a bit aged but I still think he was hot during this era why is he such a delicious yummy thing? Ugh Has my pussy howling I was frothing at the mouth with a lower belly tingly feeling like I had to pee giving me such a primal urge to mount this huge he-beast. He is literally so damn hot that I can’t even think straight when I see him just “I need to hump, I need to hump” I bet that dick is otherwordly. I want to lick his big tiddies that chest is sooo manly and I want him to hold my waist with his huge arms and hop me up and down while I’m sitting on his pink tinged white man dick I like how he aged here
he’s got this vibe about him like he’s so boyish. I just wanna do such ravenous things to him
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hyde hot in blurry eyes
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You know that shit is big
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again i must express my thirst. i just want a moldable trashy conventionally attractive young guy from a leftist activist family so bad… one of a kind. never gonna find this shit ever. so sad.
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so cute with so much potential lost and from such a specific background
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sorry for the spam girls but i'm drunk and cannot contain myself
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Younger Dwayne did it for me. He looks too steroide-y and bald for me these days. Sideburns youthful Rock will forever be perfection.
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Also, meme asides, he looks great here too
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Im so obsessed with him, even with the shitty bleached hair he's rocking these days, I want him to move to my city and fall in love with me, I'm so attracted to him I'd tell him that his shitty poetry is genius.
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Idk if I would go so far as to call him a husbando, because that strikes me as parasocial and weird, but I simp hard for Dacre Montgomery. I've shilled him before in the attractive guy threads.
I've done drawings of him before, and I'm struck by his long eyelashes and perfectly shaped lips. He also has cute freckles on his cheeks and nose. He also had really thick thighs and a nice butt. Guys who can pull off a mustache are pretty rare, but Dacre looks really good with his. Finally he has a sexy voice and an Australian accent.
He seems so sweet and cuddly (which is probably just the public image he's going for but w/e.) His girlfriend is really pretty, too. I think she picks out his outfits lmao.
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at least 1k, if not more than that
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sorry again girls i spoke to my prideful and arrogant elitist ex and it's just reaffirming my desire for a trashy pliable himbo
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I mean, there's also screenshots of written interviews and little stuff like logos and arts in that folder but as you can see, I'm really, really autistic.
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Honestly, and I don't like to be caught dead simping, he's just so lovely looking. >>258122
A thousand pictures of Jim Carey, thats so impressive, do you guys keep pics on your phones or laptops??
Damn I don't think I'll ever get to 1k. I try to save the best quality pictures of my husbando with some exception. I'm just bad at finding the good stuff I guess.>>258305
Laptop + USB stick
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phone, online folder for those I don't feel like downloading or keeping, a few on laptop. for better or for worse, I have enjoyed tracking how he's looked throughout the years.
right now I'm just kind of fed up with him so I'm taking a break from watching content. i do still sometimes play roulette with his fansites gallery for funsies, which results in some weird images out of context from things I haven't seen, this one freaks me out
>pov: you have been kidnapped and stashed in jims dank basement
i have always been critical of his actions despite finding him attractive, he's done too many things i cannot condone, but my vagina was too attracted to him before i discovered the fullest extent of what a mess he was. then came the oscars slap fallout. privilege and dissociation from reality leapt out fully formed
get out of here, old man! (but if you want to fuck, hmu!)
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The only thing that keeps me from fantasizing I'm his girlfriend is the fact doing that shit with real people is deranged
congrats, nona, enjoy your new pictures! >>258411
better than dreaming you two had children together. totally not guilty of that!>>258422
as long as you're not acting like it's real I don't see the problem, especially if you're a lonely fuckhead who has relationship trauma, nothing wrong with fantasies
Daydreaming about real life celebrities embarrasses me a lot so I don't think about it that often, even as a teenager I felt it was cringy, I wish growing up I didn't had self-awareness, like those girls obsessed over 1D back in the day
Strangely enough, reading Actor x Reader stories seems fine for some reason kek
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741>>258424>better than dreaming you two had children together. totally not guilty of that!Same. It was the most embarrassing dream out of all the dreams of him I had, I don't even want kids irl wtf. Though the dream itself was nice and at least the child was a daughter
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Famous people (especially moids) are the modern day court jester nonna. Fantasize away. They only exist to be fawned over and you don't have to respect them.
Pretend like he's a fictional character because in the end to us they basically are, we're never going to actually know them.
In saying that I have on many occasions thought about a reality in which I meet Elijah Wood and have to pretend like I didn't spend two months binge watching everything he's ever been in and dreaming that we were married.
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and I'm not sure what the anon calling him a dickhead was talking about. Not to be autistic, but I dug around online trying to find proof of what anon was talking about and all I turned up was a bippie on Reddit who was reaching hard for shit to complain about (saying he was lying about being overweight when there exist pictures of him when he was fat, complaining about his poetry, etc.)
Its not that I don't accept the potentiality of him being a jerk, I'm just not seeing any good evidence for it. It smacks of the Jack Gleeson situation, where people looked for excuses to hate the actor just because the character is a villain. His costars (even the ones with bit parts) had good things to say about him, especially Millie and Joe Keery
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I know a few someone who know him, he's from Perth so it's the Heath Ledger effect we all know someone who knows him. And I have never heard a bad thing. He's such a stunner especially in stranger things, picrel was my phone wallpaper for a while.
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I've noticed that men who look good in mustaches look kind of weird without them. Idk some of you guys might like how he looks clean shaven but I think the facial hair looks better (and I'm not normally into facial hair.)>>258506
He mentioned in an interview once that he gets recognized a lot in Perth, even when he wears a disguise. I guess that's what happens when there are only a handful of famous actors from your city and you're one of them.
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Old Hyde was best Hyde. Now my mans looks like a granny but I would still sit on his face
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Had a hard time sleeping last night. Didn't help that one of his songs was constantly playing on loop in my brain. I didn't even listen to it yesterday. Spoilering and sageing as to not upset that one anon with a jumpscare of my husbando.
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do any of you also have a collection of memes and or reaction images
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My husbando has a very natural reaction-imagey face to me spoilered for jumpcsare
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i have a folder named "spooky jim" i resonate with this on an earth shattering level
this mans got eyeballs hued like a demon from hell why the fuck is this even possible
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Can be used suggestively, can be used normally, but what I'd like to point out is that he is wearing The Classic and a Sonichu medallion. Foreshadowing our current age smh
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i'm sorry girls. i'm so thirsty to lick the tummy of a skinny sweet subby guy. kill me now
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i am a shameful ezrafag and he has ascended from the attractive moid thread to irl husbando section of my brain. can't stop thinking about his crazy ass nonnies….help me
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Oh hell no, why is this man's stomach greasy also what is with the weed tattoo. >tummy licking>skinny>sweet>subby
These are based though, so you are excused. Actually tummy-licking is only half-based because if anything, your tummy is what should be licked. >>260070>she was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared disrespect his queen
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thanks, anon. reposting this pic in its best spot. he's sweaty, not greasy in the pic. i don't mind a sweaty tummy if it's on a subby sweet skinny guy. also yes obviously my tummy would be reciprocally licked. the weed tattoo isn't the worst, the worst is the 'daddy' one and others. i don't mind the weed tattoo actually.
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THERE IS ONLY HELL
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there is only an eternity of pain and suffering knowing i will never live financially comfortable on a farm with my husbando in his pre-schizoid era, looking after our numerous goats and chickens and growing tomatoes together
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In this realm, he'd be the black goat on your farm asking you Wouldst thou like the taste of butter . . . wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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i feel this so hard except no schizo and dead and also went down the wrong path but could've been salvaged. praying for all of us to find men similar to them irl.
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this is very accurate - and you know what? i'd say yes and then get possessed.
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good morning girls nice to see the derangement train is still going strong
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good evening nonna, even after the world explodes and we end up in a post-apocalyptic bunker, this thread will keep on running.
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Oh yeah aren't there more fears the world is going to get nuked? Maybe we'll find them at the end of the mushroom cloud. Fuck this shit
No cameras, no artificiality, no decency, just all of us in a commune at the end of the world
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yep and honestly I'm surprisingly uncaring about it…idk if it's just me being so fed up of life that I actually wouldn't care if we were all immediately wiped out. it feels like enjoyable, or even basic things like having a house or stable job, are so unattainable for normal people now that i'm just quite fed up of it. that includes relationships and the state of moids too - i guess that's why we have husbandos kek. cheers to escapism!!
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i guess I've fallen into the jim nihilism hole fully, not that he'll ever see anything I say, but yeah, I've succumbed. the world is shit like jenny holzer said, light one up and sink into your couch. it's not getting any better
everything in life triggers
me and makes my brain ache and I cannot do anything worthwhile with my time, I've become hopeless dirt. I cant believe im not dead I should be dead
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i just want a trashy lefty lanklet that wants to worship my pussy and ride him so bad nonnies
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just could've been perfect if intercepted and kept from fame and molded properly
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good morning peepanon, peep looked trashy for sure but i noticed that his lips always looked smooth and actually not really crusty at all. i just know he used cherry Carmex - love that for him.
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Another day of not being able to make him bark at gun point. How to cope?
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>>260321>Another day of not being able to make him bark at gun point.
KEK oh my god that's hysterical>>260279
morning! i'm not like a dedicated peepanon based on his persona or music like what i assume to be like, an 18 yo from the unconventional attraction thread, i just have a history with a guy like him kind of and i hate the lost potential plus his background was soooo specific for a trashy dude. perma upset there are no younger hot guys i'm attracted to physically worth trying to mold basically. no men are skinny and pretty anymore coming from based af backgrounds. his lips were quite smooth and pretty. and i had no clue about the carmex. carmex is a top tier lip protector that feels so nice on the lips.
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Good morning retards
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morning, howefag/yesfag. hope you and ezrafag are having a great sunday!
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kind of cute gif if he didn't look so devious when we also know his true nature. shame. another waste
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i mean he's conventionally attractive so it's not hard to understand. the howe thing (physically) i have to say i don't get, though he is very talented, no doubt. but i can get it for ezra though i do think he looks really rough these days. i like a softer face personally but it's not hard to see ezra's appeal physically. i don't know much about him personally but i'd heard he was a brat as a kid too.
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I like Steve's skrunklyness and introversion
Ezra just frightens me, especially his mummy feet photo. Also his volatility, though I fucking love seeing what he's up to in Hawaii like that random video of him dancing. I wouldn't mind joining a group of several girls in Hawaii and follow him around and take pictures and just keep an eye on him for entertainment's sake. I say a group because if I was alone with him at any point I can imagine a chair being bashed into my skull.
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same, i would go to hawaii and watch him lovingly from a distance. he has a scarily angular handsome face and i wish he would embrace it more. other ezrafags can you come with me?
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good morning stevefag and other fags I don't want to work today
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yes my queen i will come with you and tame this crackhead beast>>260449>>260371
good morning jimfag i'm at work rn and am considering pulling a Main Character moment and dramatically pretending to faint
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you guys work weekends? sucks. hope you guys get to go home soon. hate working weekends. do what you need to do, ezrafag. enjoy your life!
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yay thanks nona! let's go!
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yep im stuck in retail at the moment and it's killing me. it's nowhere as bad as my last job and I've been a few years here but I hate it. want to move on with my fucking life>>260453
kek sometimes I actually do feel like fainting on the job so I get you. I'm the youngest worker there atm so it does feel like a main character syndrome situation a lot of the time. like no matter what I do I end up under a microscope even when I don't want to. small staff. hope you survive the rest of your shift okay
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omg i know how that feels nonnie
…this is my only non-retail job and i was one of the youngest workers at my last one, i wasn't allowed to get away with anything compared to older people or just the older moids who had been there longer. i fucking hate retail, i thought the customers would be bad enough but a lot of the staff are just so snakey and have a big power complex too
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thanks for more Ezra pics nonnie
, I hope you have a sweet day
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ur welcome nona have a great day!!
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anon thank you for caring about me
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the only advantage is that most of my coworkers are women, so I don't deal a lot with male bullshit (other than dumb moid customers). they like mothering me. it does hurt knowing they'll never view me as mature and always see me as their child. I'm just here till I graduate and then out for good. i want to move on and not be trapped in this town>>260536
I hope you both have a wonderful day ♥︎
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Genuine question ladies - do you ever look at your husbando and fee like unable to keep looking at it? Like it's just too much? He's just too pretty and you'll explode?
Oh Or I am just autistic?
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I find Peep quite cute. That gif of toopoor scratching his chin really makes me feel warm. I'm so sad about how he ended up.>>260428>I wouldn't mind joining a group of several girls in Hawaii and follow him around and take pictures and just keep an eye on him for entertainment's sake.
Nona, I love your mind.>>260430>>260453
I hope I can still join the quest. I'm a bit late with catching up.>>260531
I want a video of him showing us a tour of his shoes/closet. Now that I think about it, I feel like he would've made a pretty entertaining YouTuber.>>260595
For me, I get violent tendencies when looking at mine just because I find him cute and I'm aware of his flaws, so I don't feel any guilt, but a part of me does fantasize doing domestic, cheesy stuff. It's complicated.
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good afternoon variousfags, what is it about a Monday that just drains my energy and makes me unable to do even the most simple things? i hate this shit>>260631
you are very welcome to come on the schizo safari nonnie
. i think he would have made a good youtuber too, i remember that video he did about his "fashion icons" and it was like 5 minutes of rambling which was strangely interesting.
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! the more the merrier ezrafags for our trip to hawaii
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i love this thread
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I would say it's "I hate mondays" syndrome. Sunday's designated as a day of rest. It will never live up to the name and hasn't for the past six years.
I wish I had the vacation days to be able to go to Hawaii nonas, I think jim was out there too at some point. rich people hanging out in exotic paradises makes me so envious. just imagine being able to do whatever you want with no regard. all I want is to be loved and secure and I can't even have that
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i tried but got some angry anons reply to it kek, but we do need one to contain us ezrafags in one place
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i feel you jimfag, the freedom that comes with being wealthy enough to just go to hawaii or anywhere in the world you want and just…chill, seems so crazy to me rn. i can't even remember the last time i went on holiday, and even then my childhood holidays were just to spain because it was cheap and we were poor kek. i've always wanted to go to see the grand canyon or see certain parts of america in general, i guess thats possible for some burgers here but i live in boring shit england so its just a dream for me. >>260702
honestly i like this thread with all the husbandos combined…if we made an ezrafag one i would miss everyone here too much KEK
>>260726>boring shit England
There’s plenty of beauty in England anon. Try the Peak District, Cornwall, Devon,m and there’s lots of beautiful countryside and forests up north too. I think the British countryside is incredible, especially in the spring when there are wildflowers all over the place. I agree America is more vast and exciting and you actually have a decent amount of wilderness but England is not a complete
shithole kek. At least not where I live.
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Yeah. Not every husbandofag has to dream of living life in the luxury of uncommon landscapes and vacation islands. Though if that's your dream, then so be it.
Some of our husbandos prefer
the English countryside
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i get u ezrachan. my memory's so poor I can barely remember the vacations from when my parents illusioned they had money, and then after the split it was a whole lotta nothing. my last "vacation" ended in me developing covid symptoms day after I got blackout drunk. if not for wanting love from someone I don't understand why people think it's wrong to desire wealth, if it isn't an amount that's going to grievously harm the poor. people think i am crazy for wanting to leave the suburban southwest. the boorish familiarity is a truman esque feedback loop. wanting to escape without a full goal in mind is not a bad thing. it's easy for people who don't want to change, good for them for being satisfied, a lot of us aren't. for starved dreamers and schemers lacking the motivation… what are we supposed to do>>260595
I can't look at him for too long anymore, I've built up a little sadness and fear. i also have cripplingly bad adhd focus! he's a humanoid abomination, beautiful, realistic, disgusting and monstrous. it's something that will never be replicated, I want to touch his face lines so bad
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me thinking about an ezra thread
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Samegag and I know this has nothing to do with husbandos but Scotland is very unspoiled and wild compared to England, especially in the highlands. They still have these cute little ginger twats roaming around too which I love.
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I'm from eng and we do have beautiful countryside. so many book and film locations are inspired by our countryside. the Cotswolds is beautiful, Beatrix potter based and wrote peter rabbit there. There are other beautiful places too like bath, the lake district, Cambridgeshire, rye etc
ezrafags lets collect ezra from hawaii and bring him to the english countrysides
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anon i am an ezrafag and that make me kek
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english woman, can confirm, the sole reason i train at the gym is so i can capture ezra with speed and strength and then crush his head/revert his brain back to "normal moid" settings before releasing him back into civilisation
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fellow english woman, when you have reverted him back to a normal moid i will take him on a trip round england
what do you think ezra would get from Greggs nonnie
? I feel like he would devour 8 yum-yums in the space of 10 seconds then chimp out and go raid a local Superdrug for their cheap lipsticks.
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It's always across the FUCKING FACE, they do it on purpose ok just look at this. I need this for my collection of Steve wearing this specific outfit, and now the collection is soiled.
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pinterest have some cute pics and gifs for ezrafags
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What do we think of his beard?>>260669
I hope Monday didn't treat you too badly, nona. I think Mondays are the color blue, which rhymes with the word 'doom', but >>260701
makes an interesting point.>>260677
I fear if he was Bruno he would have attempted to #mate# with a rat. I don't know he clearly dgaf about anything and has a "YOLO" way of living. Maybe I'm wrong.>>260680
I love you and every nona on this board.>>260726>i've always wanted to go to see the grand canyon or see certain parts of america in general
I'm a burgerfag, but I think it'd be so fun to take a trip with variousfags around the world. I guess I'll daydream about it. I do one day want to travel to England. I envy most of the greenery I see there.>>260734>my last "vacation" ended in me developing covid symptoms day after I got blackout drunk.
That sucks I'm so sorry to hear that, nona. How are you doing now?>>260740
Are there really only three of us? Maybe I'm wrong, but I think there may be more but they're too ashamed to say?>>260747>ezrafags lets collect ezra from hawaii and bring him to the english countrysides
He needs space from troons and enbies clogging up his head, and of course a long time in rehab. I think a nice little vacation time there would be lovely as his reward if he behaves any.>>260754>i train at the gym
That's so cool, nona. I assume you have fast reflexes to dodge anything he throws at you that's near him. Now I'm kind of inspired…>>260834
I would recommend going to the IMT thread on /wg/ and ask if they could remove the watermark(s) for you. I know if you put your images together on Catbox they could probably do it though I don't know if there's a limit to how many they will do at a time. It doesn't hurt to try.>>260893
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>>260909> What do we think of his beard?
I love it
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His cuteness is one of the reasons why I want to hurt him. Ezra, if your spirit is here, please don't sue me.>>260913
I know some anons find beards gross, but I think they suit some men really well. Like qtpieEzra for example.
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agree, i normally don't like beards
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He looks so romantic in that photo. Why did it go all wrong?
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it went so wrong nonnie
. that is why I sometimes feel guilty about being an ezrafag but then realise I am not alone with my retarded taste here
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I'm really glad to have this little corner too. I really want to commission a tapestry of different Ezras (not including his themby self) like seal-chan did with the cows kek. But that would never happen as that'd cost way too much and maybe it's a little overboard.
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I get all my Dacre pics from Tumblr. I've never seen one with a watermark there.
Granted, candids of him are pretty rare, and those are the kind of images that tend to be covered in watermarks.
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I'm an ezrafag too and I just wanna say that they did him so wrong with this hairstyle in the Fantastic Beasts movies … made me want to shit, cry and piss that they made him so ugly. at least in the newest one he had long hair.
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fellow ezrafag that is so true, why did they do that?
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Thanks for the watermark advice, unfortunately /wg/ won't let me enter the image (resolution too small) and I don't understand how Catbox works, I'll be honest. I will remember /wg/ for other watermarked images in the future though, hopefully ones that are the appropriate resolution so thank you.
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this thread is a cosy place for ezrafags
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No problem, anon. I can help you. You upload however many pics/webms/mp4s as you want and then you copy the link. It's basically an image hosting site. Think Imgur just without the SM aspect. I wouldn't recommended uploading personal information to this in case an autist who's guessing random letters and numbers could potentially land on your image out of random. Here's an example: https://files.catbox.moe/2q3gr5.jpeg
Don't worry, no files will ever be automatically downloaded (as sus as that sounds) unless you manually do it yourself. I'm sorry if it doesn't make sense, but if you have more questions I'm happy to help. ♥>>260962
Funny you say that, I also like Joji lol
Do other Ezrafags like him?
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So you're saying I upload the images onto Catbox and share on /wg/ that way? Soz im retar
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Yes exactly, anon!
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I actually found him when someone said he looked like joji as I also like joji kek
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I hope he is staying out of trouble
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Is it true he's a hoe?
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We can only hope for the best.
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ezra containment thread based
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the wonder and mystery of this site being anonymous is that i can't tell if it's like the same 3/4 ezrafags or if there's more of us multiplying every day
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Requesting our Ezra with Felix pls
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same, this thread is nice for us. i don't care if there are 2 or 20 of us. i love you all and hope you are having a nice day
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us ezrafags need a group therapy session
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He looks so soft.
Are we really pick-mes like people say? I think I'm not and I don't act like one irl.. So I don't know.
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probably, we should also probably be ashamed but I can't help it>>260997
I know, that nonnie
is so cute. and she is an ezrafag too kek
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i don't think so nonnie
, i can't speak for others but i fancy him because he is just physically "my type" in a moid kek. i think you can be attracted to someone and also not excuse or enable their behaviour, i think the dude needs serious therapy and to just probably go on an alcohol programme or something.
there's also the matter of his behaviour just being more open and obvious than a lot of other male celebrities - no doubt so many of them are also crazy and schizo (money can hide and buy away anything) but they just manage to hide it. maybe that's just my opinion though.
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>>261000> i think you can be attracted to someone and also not excuse or enable their behaviour
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….you know what nonnie
? i'm not answering that without a lawyer brb
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um yes? i would all of the above and more after collecting him from Hawaii and taking him to a therapy session
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>>260909>how are you doing now?
I'm extremely prone to accidental or purposeful self injury, so my physical health is never truly good kek. Right now I'm half empty. Not wanting Jim to quit acting but absolutely thinking he's a dirtbag and he'll be caught doing something else if he runs his mouth.
Either way I fret he found out about my existence. Maybe my mere presence butterfly effected his decision. That's delusional of me. I was manifesting meeting him. I am not focusing so much on it now. My obsession caused me a lot of distress at its peak and I'm okay letting it plateau and remain more neutral. He's brought me good and bad in equal amounts >>261000>i think you can be attracted to someone and also not excuse or enable their behaviour
absolutely. i don't want to seem like I'm condoning any wrongdoings a celeb man has done because I like his acting and find him attractive.
>i think the dude needs serious therapy
this for sure. men in Hollywood don't go to rehab easily. there is a stigma against people in the spotlight having mental issues or fits made into a media spectacle. Men are enabled, coddled, or treated as a circus, women are demonized. It's pretty bad when it comes to celebrity treatment overall. I am glad with the Ezra situation that a lot of people are thinking he genuinely needs help and not pointing and laughing. I have no hope for jim. He's at the age where whatever type of disorder he has permanently roached his brain alongside drugs. in a way I found it highly relatable that he has mentally unhinged moments with no filter, but underneath it all is a traumatized and suffering man who's abused others, and that I can't condone. what hurts more is being a woman who's got similar depersonalization issues but will never be treated the same as a scrote
i was an Ezra fan a few years ago so I have a soft spot for him, it's sad to see his downward spiral. He's still young, he still has a chance to go to therapy if he wants it.
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i hope all and every ezrafag dreams of this angular face tonight
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i hope you feel better soon jimfag, I know exactly what you mean by this >My obsession caused me a lot of distress at its peak and I'm okay letting it plateau and remain more neutral
I don't know if it's even applicable to people you don't know personally but I go through huge intense waves of limerence, it's so exhausting and although people meme about it (and also this husbando stuff) it honestly can be really depressing at times knowing reality will never really (unless you're really lucky I guess) live up to the various fantasies or scenarios in your head or in writing or art. Maybe it's just me being a lonely autismo but I find the whole thing interesting to think about. Idk if you can relate but I have also had a similar intense obsession with a moid I knew…I didn't do anything creepy but it was exhausting, guilt inducing and also just kind of cringe looking back on it. I don't know why it feels different with celebrities, maybe because they're so distant from us its automatically less stalker-ish?
>being a woman who's got similar depersonalization issues but will never be treated the same as a scrote
yet another double standard yup. Moids are humiliated too but sort of in a wow quirky crazy man way, women are just harassed non-stop and held to some sort of impossible standard of sanity that barely anyone famous could keep up with.
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>>261045>I go through huge intense waves of limerence
it's been a long and enthralling ride of limerance, but at times the turbulence is so bad you want to open the window and vomit rainbows.
>knowing reality will never really live up to the various fantasies or scenarios in your head
I never considered myself much of an idealizer. covid loneliness killed the cat. me circa 2020 saying I will never become what I hate. i lied. I still don't think I'm anywhere near as cancerous as 99.99% of stan culture. one glance at fans and I'm reminded why I don't engage anymore
>I had a similar intense obsession with a moid
I usually tend to attach more to characters and now an actor, but I get this. Must be the bpdfag in me, I don't consider every guy I find myself attracted to irl my obsession, but once the strong and usually less attainable ones of the lot leave their impression on me, I want them. Oh, sweet yearning. I attract damage who does not commit. I favor the famous, marketably trash version of damage that does not commit.
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i'm sorry guys, but my eyes desperately need a break. i hope you guys are all having a good day and a nice time.
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I never thought he was hot before, until watching the northman and now he's living rent free in my head
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Do any of your husbandos get fanart made of them?
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Does that technically count? There should be some fanart of him ravaging the Hawaiian countryside, then we'll talk.
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good evening peepanon, good on you for taking a break. Hope you're ok!
and hello to the rest of you variousfags. I can't wait until the weekend comes so I can have an excuse to rot in my bed and play sims 3. And by playing the sims 3 I mean spending hours looking at CC before forgetting to install anything then being too tired to play.
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Anon I love that pic of Ezra. I hope the weekend comes quickly so you can play the sims 3 and you have fun. I played the sims 3 for years. my favourite is the sims 2 but I play the sims 4 the most.
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Damn found loads of japanese art of Steve Howe/Yes but I need translations to know what they are saying! Also Japanese girls are so based for being into prog, let me just say
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here are some roses for ezrafags and all other variousfags itt
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god i love the sims 2 so much. the storylines are so good and i LOVE the sims 2 for psp - i might play it now on an emulator kek. i'm trying to build strangetown in the sims 3 too so i can have nervous subject as my simhusbando but the Create a World tool is a nightmare to use>>261252
these are beautiful thank u nonnie
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You're welcome nona. You should remake the beaker family but add an Ezra sim to the household too.>>261264
Yes the sims 2 had storylines. Kinda like backstories, memories and personalities that the sims had. Like premade sims had relationships and family outside of their household already set up.
he peaked in hotness when he was a twink but he is still a twink in my heart.>>251998
fellow taika anon! i watched ofmd recently and fell in love with his eyes. he seems like a bit of a douche but it's kind of hot>>254837
i want to yank his hair>>258044
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Wheeehehehe I've over 650 pictures/gifs in my collection. One day I will be a one woman museum that nobody will attend.
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I need to watch ofmd still. he has a very intense upper face which is a fav trait on men for me. i love his style and had no idea until a couple months ago that he'd done modeling when he was younger.
he is a douche unfortunately, he allegedly cheated on his ex wife with his assistant and after divorcing her had a throple with tessa thompson and his current gf rita ora. total cokehead too. but would I? yes, I would.
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wishing fellow ezrafags a happy thursday
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god I wish that were me
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I will never get to stroke his hair and gaze longingly at the veins on his hands, life is suffering ezrafags >>261497
rami is such a cutie, god i loved mr robot too what a great show
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I will never get to hear him sperg about Vivaldi (he loves Vivaldi)>>261500
The world is cruel this way.
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>>261500> I will never get to stroke his hair and gaze longingly at the veins on his hands, life is suffering ezrafags
we are destined to suffer fellow ezrafag
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i think it is ironic that ezrafags are always really kind here kek
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I'm sorry nonna…it's sooo frustrating>>261666
yes kek, i like (and try my best) to be kind to people regardless but i also feel very guilty about fancying him because someone called me a pickme for this. idk what it is i just cannot stop thinking about this deranged scallywag. i wish he would stop using terms like "polyamorous" and just admit that he is a slag though tbh…
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As long as you understand his actions as a person haven't been rightful then it doesn't make you a pickme.. guilt is a naturalistic feeling, shame is natural. you're not saying my poor little mew mew is innocent so you're above most of the internet right now>>261516>>261500
maybe one day time machines will be invented. VR wouldn't be enough.
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>>261700> As long as you understand his actions as a person haven't been rightful
Yes, and I do still feel guilty sometimes for being an ezrafag. I know outside of this thread anons get angry at us kek
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forgive me for him being my irl husbando
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agree. he also looks very sweet in these glasses
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I just don't talk much about jim outside this thread for that reason anymore. Other than to meme when things start derailing in other threads. People have been judgmental since day 1, I would like to think I didn't ask for this, but it was fated for me. It befell me accursed. I'd like to think I can curse it back.
Anyway I have been reading jim's stupid book and this leapt out at me
>questioning even the value of an existence >as part of a species forever looping between horror and heartache
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Yeah traveling back in time seems like the best case scenario. I rather go to the 70's than have Steve come here and get told he's an egg for having long hair and several handbags and being introverted and a family man.>take estrogen you'd look so pretty!>take estrogen it'd fix your fucked up lazy eye
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE HIM ALONE TROONS, aidens already project their EDs onto him, hilariously>>261714
He should wear glasses more often
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hi carreyfag, I hope you are having a nice day? > just don't talk much about jim outside this thread for that reason anymore
same but with ezra. why is life like this?
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Oh yes stevefag, it would be amazing to live in a different era. I wouldn't mind sliding back to the 90s-00s. It would be nice to exist at current age before brainrotten social media.
I would probably say peak physical jim for me was around 2002-2009. loved this cheesy flop hair so much. I'd have to convince him to dump the bimbo antivax bitch if I wanted 2007 specifically>>261717>hope your day is going well
same to you ezrafag! for some reason I woke up with a mosquito bite and really want fro-yo, weird start to the day
>why is life like this?
people are presumptuous. those who can't understand the intensity will never understand it.
surprised that boyegachan isn't here with the rest of us, does she keep getting banned?
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I think Boyegachad reserves most of her boyega lusting for OhNoYouDidn't or whatever site she mentioned on the celebricow thread that apparently has loads and loads of boyegachads. Also kek, whenever I post Steve outside of here there's always one anon who gets very upset about it. I wonder if they are the same person who screencapped my rant about a prog discord from this site on the prog thread and sent it to them. They thought it was 4chan. I wonder if we have aiden farmers?
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at this point I've stopped using most other platforms. there's not a lot of people to sperg with who couple well with my batshit insanity.
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I don't think bogeyachan would fit here. she seems a little aggressive and defensive kek
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i wonder if we could teach her how to love
just don't mention asap or rihanna and its possible
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But that's funny to me>>261734
Easy- who will be mentioning either of them here? I don't think it'll ever happen though, unfortunately.
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yes he should wear glasses more often. this outfit is also very cute and soft
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I miss Ezra's more boyish fashion. The whole enby aesthetic just does not work for his features. He's sharp, he's pretty, but he's not overly girly. Maybe I'm basic, but I'd rather have someone in a very simple outfit who looks good than a tryhard whose fit and makeup is terrible. The fact that he is an objectively good looking man makes his failings all the more tragic. Someone bring back more masculine Ezra and pull him out of his themby phase pls>>261735
If we want her to come we can always manifest her. Wonder if I have ever run into her browsing ONTD
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anon agreed, i would do anything to yank him out of his themby phase. anything kek>>261746
don't be shy nonnie
, we won't judge you here of all threads kek
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i literally love a human puppet who can contort his face to look like satans anus how much worse can you get
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Ok ok youve convinced me. Im pretty sure ive watched every interview of him on the internet at this point…
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kek anon don't worry, we don't judge here
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I was a ezrafag until i found out he is almost 30, how the fuck you almost 30 yet still acting like this (i thought he was in his 20's.)
Also most attractive photos posted of him here are when he was 18-27.
Im done being a ezrafag, since he is ugly now and too old to be acting like this.
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he looks like shit recently but idk if that's to do with age so much as him just turning into an enby unkempt schizo villain. like if you scrubbed him with soap really hard and forced him to take a shower, get a haircut he would probably not look that different from his golden pre-they/them alcoholism era
i guess you could say a lot of men just choose to become scruffs and fall off the wagon at like age 30 too because they think it's normal for them to turn into stinky ungroomed pigs. this is why i will bring a boar bristle brush and a bar of tea tree soap with me on the ezrafag safari.
God I was just thinking about this today jimfag - He doesn't suit makeup and feminine stuff imo because of those really sharp masculine features, it just looks like a fetish thing when it's done on very masculine men for the most part.
Also I love this outfit on jim kek it's giving me 90s boyband or cult leader aesthetic
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anon that's ok, you are still welcome on the ezra safari trip>>261777
kek anon but this thread is for us to sperg about our husbandos quietly and kindly>>261778
same, he has such an masculine/angular jaw, he should embrace it more
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you are all lucky to believe that men fall off the wagon at 30, try being attracted to an 60 year old>>261762
Spielberg? Not that weird. Also considered to be one of the most legendary directors of all time>>261778
The one type of makeup I adore on Ezra is smoky or dark eyes. He suits the vampiric emo boy look so well, picrel is what he should've stuck with
>boyband or cult leader aesthetic
sounds like a movie idea in the making. god I wanted to write a script idea I had or two or five and every one spiraled into the abyss>>261780
the older he gets the more his facial lines deepen. he looks villainous now, but there's still a certain softness to him. I will always love his eyes and smile. it doesn't matter how much surgery he gets or how he aged, he'll always look like jim carrey. and there is nobody who looks like jim carrey. plus the fact that he's 6'2" and built like a tree
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anon you are so cute. i hope life is being kind to you right now
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right now it's really boring! am running on fumes until something interesting happens. i am always holding out for excitement, since im too lazy or sad to make real change out of my various failed projects and fantasies yet, but i have aspiration to one day live an exciting life. with or without the mans. don't we all
love you nonas ♥︎
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good morning variousfags, what's everyone up to this weekend?
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Hey fellow ezrafag, I am going to play mini-golf today kek. I hope you have a lovely day whatever you are doing!
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The weather will be atrocious all weekend but I hope I can hang out with my sister if she ever responds. Otherwise I'll probably just draw a lot and play vidya and weep. Probably get stoned. Lament the abject horrors of existence, you know.
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Samefag, played mini golf and came last out of 4 other people. But I did get two holes in one!
I hope you variousfags have a lovely weekend
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good morning ezrachan, I have to work the rest of the weekend. finish up my precursors to finals, and then finals next week. since last night was my only off day, me and mama carreychan went out for mothers day, ate japanese food, imbibed, and surprisingly did not rip another's throats out.
my body has fallen pretty feeble the past week or so. for no real reason.>>262056
how's the weather stevefag? it's sweltering like hell down here, wish there was a way to crank down the dials on the uv >>262069
hope you had fun ezrafag, that sounds great. enjoy your weekend too
i hope you all don't have to work, or if you do, find a way to enjoy your slog. don't forget to wish all the moms you know a happy mothers day!
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i want to take this angular face on a picnic and then to a hypnotist to make him forget his themby faze after
variousfags, where would you take your irlhusbando on a date?
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Probably to the park or to a nice town to go (window) shopping and then eat somewhere for lunch. Maybe a museum, preferably an art museum or a history museum, not so much a science museum, as those are a little too heavy for a date.
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I haven't been this into a guy in years, I'm seriously going insane just thinking about him, he's so cute and perfect especially in the 90s
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Maybe something fun and silly like a museum or an odd exhibit somewhere, tasty lunch, don't care how cheap it is or how expensive it is. I'm a practical and simple person when it comes to dates. Entertainment and intimacy. don't bore me, entice me. I'd be happy just sitting inside tangled in his body and eating crappy pizza.
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>cute angry eyes
>angry evil persona
I'm in love I can't help it anymore
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thinking ungodly sinful thoughts about him today variousfags. on a sunday of all days!! >>262171
we would go to a zoo, i love going to zoos especially if there's big cats there. i guess ezra's natural habitat is being a schizo chimp so it's fitting. after that we would go for a smoothie/milkshake or just some nice cold drink and then maybe for one of those really thin crust italian pizzas. not a hawaiian pizza though because it might trigger
his ape mode.>>262246
such a based choice nonna, young eminem is SO fine. My older brother had a poster of him in his room and I remember staring at it for ages because I couldn't get over how hot he was.
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A zoo is such a great idea! It's in the same vein as going to a museum. Lots of walking and things to talk about and you can always rest and get a bite to eat. A zoo is even better if it's a lovely day. Also I love animals.
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Hey variousfags, i have a job interview tomorrow and I am very scared. >>262394
Anon, a date to the zoo is perfect for this husbando for the reasons you mentioned. here is a flower for you
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Good luck on your job interview! Break a leg! >>262394
The idea of Ezra having like, this mk-ultra type alter ego that gets triggered
when he's in certain situations is so funny to me.
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Wishing you luck ezrafag! Break a leg (figuratively) as emfag said>>262394
Zoos are fun. I love birds, weird flora and fauna, and and ocean life. Anything that looks like a primitive and eerie fossil that survived volcanic eruption? I'm there. As savage as nature is, we'd have more in common with it than we think >>262395
Kekkkk I love how he actually made it a restaurant too>>262478
Not sure whether husbando was ruined by industry or already schizo from terrible childhood. jims novel mentions wanting to commit matricide like an edgy 13 year old. I wonder how Ezra's childhood was
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Senna was a nonce.
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Auuauahahheehheheehe i like to just watch him play
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Adriane Yamin was 15 when Senna was 25 and they were dating.
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Oh, looks like I found a place I belong to!
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Ok guys, I will keep you all updated on here.
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I had my interview, and it went ok but not as well as I had hoped it would. Thank you for your encouragement and thoughts nonnies!>>262591
Bogeyachan you are here! I wondered if you would find this thread
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i hope everyone has a good day, especially ezrafags
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Interviews are nerve wracking, but I'm sure you did fine. All you can do is wait now and see how they respond>>262592
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So glad you found this thread, I look forward to reading your sperging. >>262596
Hopefully you get a call back! Interviews suck but I'mj sure you did fine.
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I wonder what ezra is doing right now.. I hope he is staying out of trouble
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life is cruel for ezrafags
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i literally feel like besides me thinking I'm uggo i am the type of woman he'd hurt and i don't want to think about that kek
why do celebrity men become monsters? why do I have to be attracted to someone who did ugly things? and why when I cast aside the ugliness am I still entranced by persona?
life is cruel
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>>262610> I hate that he is actually cute and handsome
life really is cruel and unfortunate for us carreyfag, but at least we are in the same boat
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Why do so many of you choose to have such dangerous husbandos?
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it's a blessing and a curse
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Even thought John can be intimidating while acting, like pic related, he is a real sweetheart in real life.
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kek, that pic is a little unflattering bogeyachan
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do you want to take this outside boyegachan?
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why I am not settling until I find someone who's actually worth my salt or the man himself. >>262619
wretched upbringing, family issues, am mentally insane. i don't like to be bored. tbf i did not know the fullest extent of what a lech he was til I did my research! now i live with the consequences>>262620
a blurse (love this pic btw)>>262623
unflattering pics are welcome, I love reminders that celebrities are sometimes just like us
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you are so kind carreyfag
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I guess I just can't relate, I think my family issues and upbringing and mental problems swung me towards the opposite direction. I guess it's different because you didn't know, but sometimes that happens with me where I really look up to someone and find out they are horrendous and then usually by nature the awe fades away and I am cured.
Though typically I don't start liking someone that turns out to be quite that insane I think just based on the temperaments I am drawn toward.
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anon, this is our thread where we can comfortably sperg about our irlhusbandos, we do not agree or condone ezras actions. we wish he will find the help he needs and would like to share our love for him quietly in this little corner.
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I'm not an ezrafag but he's been getting attention from women for years because he's objectively extremely handsome. I had a crush on him like 7 years ago. Anyway objectifying a man doesn't mean you actually think he's a good person.
Anyway I love eminem in glasses so much he looks so pathetic I just want to hurt him ♥
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, it is true that you can disagree with a celebs actions but still think he is very handsome. yes he is very cute with glasses, just like ezra.>>262630
anon, please do not talk out of your ass, i don't suddenly like him because of that. i actually found about him because he looks like joji and then i watched WNTTAK and liked him since then. this was before the choking video.
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my fascination at its tipping point was so deep and lucid it almost felt real, I'm an idiot for that. maybe I wanted to pretend I could be as successful or relate to someone who was unstable, and not conventionally attractive. i just wanted to chuckle my way out of my misery, and now I chuckle my way back into misery. there's a reason why the theater mask is concealing the sad face with the happy one
I've been forced to stick near home all these years so maybe it's my morbid attachment to this town of reminders that sought me in this direction. who knows what'll happen when I get out of it? perhaps I'll be so consumed by life trying to subsist in a new city without dying I'll forget about jim, till I leave I'm between a rock and a hard place>>262630
i thought he was attractive before the choking video though. never would've expected what's happened to ezra from ezra of the past
every obsession comes with a double side serving of apologizing for said obsession, I don't think most of us condone what they've done
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STOP! you violated the law! variousfags, you're under arrest! post a funny pic of your husbando or you're going straight to jail.>>262613
i ask myself the same questions nonna - still haven't figured out the answer.>>262630
i've fancied him ever since i watched madame bovary, most ezrafags knew him before all of the crazy shit so i feel like you're jumping to accusations here. you can always simply scroll past the thread if you don't like it, we don't bother anyone and keep this stuff mostly inside the husbando thread…nor do we excuse or condone his actions. i just joined the ezrafags because i don't really have anywhere else to sperg about him and everyone is nice here.
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Sometimes I love him so much it feels like my heart is going to explode and I'm scared if I talk about it I'll somehow make myself love him less. I can't look at this picture without smiling like a retard. Anyway.
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>>262651> i don't really have anywhere else to sperg about him and everyone is nice here.
me too, i love you fellow ezrafag and i hope you had a good day
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he was so handsome in madame bovary, especially when he was angry
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>>262651>i don't really have anywhere else to sperg about him and everyone is nice here.
yeah that's the whole point of the thread! that's why we're here, why it was invented, and why we were encouraged to come and post here! just avoid the front page or hide the thread if you don't want to see it
also agreed everyone is nice here, love the silliness and shared sentiments that we all have things in common across different favs! it's comforting!
I love this horrorcow so much
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wtf why is he so cute nonna…>>262656
thank u queen i hope you have had a good day too.
speaking of sperging, i was considering making a discord server for the variousfags here but i have no idea how it will work or if anyone would be interested, i know you're not allowed to put discord links here so idk how it would work or if it would even be worth it, because i do love this thread as it is tbh even if some people do get riled up because of it kek
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that would be great as i know, ezrafags especially, get some nonnies riled up and angry but i do understand why kek
this smile is for you nona
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I can make a discord sometime this week between finals, I am familiar enough with the platform. could just post it and delete it within the 30 min limit but we'd all have to catch it at the same time
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I think you're allowed to post discord links in the friend finder thread, maybe it could go there? I'm not sure how that would work though kek
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i have actually never used discord before kek.. but i will do anything to be able to sperg about our irlhusbandos without being cursed at for doing so
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Alrighty then I'll try and make it before this week ends, and post it in friend finder maybe? How's that sound
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Sounds good to me, just make sure you post here to let us know when it's posted there! >>262669
I feel the same way, all my friends hate my em obsession either because he's problematic
or because they're gay and can't relate. It's fine however I have this deep need to rant about the men I'm obsessed with and I'm tired of being judged for it.
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spare me officer>>262619
Rami seems pretty nice from what I've heard and what people who worked with him said, but sometimes I fear I might jinx it, even the nicest men could be hiding something.. I once had a weird dream that he got in trouble for doing something to a dead body and his face was all over the news but they wouldn't clarify exactly what he did
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sounds good jimfag! i look forward to it, i'll keep checking the thread>>262673>I'm tired of being judged for it.
man same..maybe it sounds selfish but i have spent so much of my life feeling guilty for unnecessary shit that i just don't really care anymore lmao. like let me sperg about this obsession in peace!!
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I'll let you all kno!
my torment was concentrated to last year, I learned to either talk to people who'd accept it or ignore snide remarks if they came at me.
friendly reminder: nobody can make me hate myself more than I already do!>>262675
what if your dream is predictive somehow? rami seems nice but he's also weird, I don't know whether I can trust weird men anymore. that means I can't trust rpatz either. none of them, can't trust none of em
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If it actually happened I don't know how I'd even process it. Probably spend days figuring out what to do with all these images kek, well there are more bug-eyed fish in the sea. But that would explain the look in his eyes, I noticed they seem more deader as he got older and yet somehow its still hot to me.
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nah his eyes are nice. a guys eyes are the most striking aspect of his face, even if they're spooky. he looks kind to me! his eyes are weirdly gorgeous but they don't look menacing!
t. likes man with creepy reflective hazel demon eyes
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Its not even funny how bad I want this man. It literally drives me insane that ive met and casually talk to some of his close friends but hes famous so i'll never get to fuck him!!
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Rory Culkin SPECIFICALLY in Lords of Chaos. Only drawback is the movie is incredibly cringe but I’ve watched it so many times just to see Metal Rory that occasionally I forget Euronymous (guy he plays in the movie for those unaware) was a freaky looking little manlet.
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Part two to this, i just wanna flex that i met his almost as hot friend for the first time while listening to his podcasttt
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Idk who this is but anon if u have even a little bit of a chance manifest the fuck out of it. I would kill to be even tangenentially close to my husbando. Don't let your dreams stay dreams.
Thank you kind anons, i promise if someday i make it il post proof to show that we can all slam the man of our dreams
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>>262677> like let me sperg about this obsession in peace!!
me too nonnie
, i am glad we have this little corner where we can sperg together and understand eachother!! >>262675
i remember having a big rami phase anon and watching mr robot and all series and movies he has been in kek, completely understand you nonnie>>262671
sounds fun carreyfag! i do hope i don't miss it
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Who is the bald man standing behind him?? Also I reverse image searched and that's jschlatt? He seems fairly accessible I'm sure you can meet him someday, at least to take a picture right?
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I first thought he was mixed like one parent was asian, but he isn't, considering also he looks a lot like Joji, who is actually mixed. Speaking of Joji, he also started a rumor that they are cousins, but they aren't kek
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russian ashkenazi jew I believe. russia is partly located in asia so it's highly likely a lot of russian people have asian dna, including russian jews. joseph gordon levitt is another example of an ashkenazi with more "asianfied" features, specifically him having smaller more hooded eyes.
my dads family is part russo ashkenazi and their genetics are very strong, he also has almost black hair and more hooded eyes. these "racially ambiguous" phenotypes can appear in other caucasian ethnicities due to mixing with natives and other groups over the years all across the board tho tbh
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yeah, he is very racially ambiguous and also very cute
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Based husbando. I know exactly what you mean. I’m such a sucker for strong male friendships. I’ve listened to the Venture Bros dvd commentary for every season at least 10 times over. Listening to them banter and bullshit back and forth is my happy place.
I feel terrible thinking this way but I’m 100% sure they’ve explored each other’s bodies during a drunken night of explosive passion, only to never mention it again. The thrill, fear, shame, and relief of it all is so appealing to me I just want to be a fly on the wall for it. I like thinking that it’s not necessarily gay but just… curiosity, maybe a desperation to grow closer than they already are. Both of them walk away from it wordlessly and never speak of it again, going back to “normal” the next morning, falling into that similar male trapping of not reflecting or speaking about your feelings.
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Damn. An effigy to guard against unwanted lust. Good luck getting through to him!
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hey variousfags, i hope you are having a good afternoon, daydreaming of your irlhusbandos
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Hi does anyone want to talk about Richard Ramirez the hottest man in the world?
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Ezrafags = girls
Ramirezfags = women
Nonnies it's time to grow up
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anon are you feeling ok?
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i guess we would be seeing ezras face so that is ok
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Ezrafags = women
Ramirezcels = cretins
I understand this is the irl husbando thread but damn there has to be a better place for hybristophiles, like maybe Tumblr? I do NOT want my sweet Steve Howe surrounded by INSANITY! He does NOT deserve this. BEGONE.
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Excellent, we have come to an agreement.
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but i don't want to see his disgusting face. this is our cosy safe corner. we don't need him here. sperg about him on tumblr
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Meme. Criminal or not, Ramirez is pure sex.>>263080
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didn't he have severly bad breath because he ate only candy and never brushed his teeth?
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dw stevefag i will protect you>>263083
why is em's waist so snatched here? love that for him
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hi ezrafag friend!!!! i hope your day is good!! sadly our place has been tainted by pics of ugly individual today
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I wonder what would happen if trapped all of our husbandos in one room?
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chairs will be thrown kek, idk hopefully it would be a good time!! what do you think?
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It'd be a disaster but I'm certain Steve's bringing the weed. I hope Ezra isn't psychotic or else he can't have a smoke or he'll start choke slamming everyone one by one.
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I would make them fight to the death like battle royale.
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ezrafags they aren't replacing him as the flash kek
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based, ezra will kick ass and get his ass kicked back
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Steve in the corner doing his own thing when suddenly a chair flies towards his head and decapitates him, feelsbadman
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Thinking through this is amusing to me. I don't know much about Steve but he seems nice and therefore I think he would be physically the easiest to kill, but emotionally the toll would be unimaginable. Ezra is probably weak but can enter into bezerker mode, plus his actions are unpredictable. Carrey is a serious contender to me because he comes across as very calculated and controlled in his actions. I think he might get annoyed at Ezra and poison him or something. I can't accurately evaluate how Eminem would do because I'm too biased in his favour.
Who are the contestants? We have >Paul Dando>Ezra Miller>Adam Driver>John Boyega
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ezra will be victorious!!
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My husbando is stronger than your husbandos!!
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Don't forget my boy nona>>263125
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>>263121>enter into bezerker mode
kek like when you get a boss down to 20% health in games and they start to enrage. i can see that tbh.
jim would absolutely shapeshift into an eldritch monster after 10 minutes of battle
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nta but leave my fellow ezrafag alone!! this is our place to sperg freely!!
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Very nice recent interview with Steve Howe released a week ago, I learnt something very new and interesting. There are some lyrics on Close to the Edge that Steve had written (they are sung in the background by himself and Chris Squire) that goes as follows:
"In her white lace she could clearly see
the lady sadly looking saying that she'd take the blame
for the [crucifixion] of her domain
[Through] the duty she would coil their said
amusement of her story asking only
interest could be laid upon the children
of her domain"
Spelling mistakes aside and the weird inconsistency between what is on my album's inner sleeve and what are on lyrics sites also aside, I do like the rare moments we get to see Steve's written lyrics. These ones are based on the story of St. Bernadette. Very cute!!!
Sage for sperg.
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Ezra's clout chasing ex was a nobody, right? Not a celebrity?
So there's a chance, right?
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will i disturb the posters here sperging about my troon drag queen husbando?
pic rel was when they were presenting non binary (im in a dilemma between hate lusting him and being a genuine fan and using his pronouns btw)
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he is busy with drag con this week, it is not a self post
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Holy shit the new husbandos in here get more and more cursed. Is he really your husbando, anon? Or is it like a little crush? What would you even do with him? What kind of dates and little secrets could you share? What kind of fantasies could come true in your dreams with someone so gay and trans?
Does it count as hate-lust? Why are you wanting to respect his pronouns? This is so confusing. Is his personality even worthwhile? I doubt it since he's a tranny. Please explain.
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>>263322> Why are you wanting to respect his pronouns?
, even though i'm an ezrafag i refuse to call him they/them
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the most retarded irlhusbando
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good morning my sweet summer nonas, I am almost done with finals. hate beard cult leader jim but I thought I'd go for some variety today. Nice to see this thread is exponentially more cursed the more days wear on
I have created the husbando server and will post the link in friend finder next week. I am currently contemplating on whether to leave it as is or make more amendments
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MY CRAMPS ARE SO BAD NONNERS
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I feel you nonita, I always use hot water bottles, they help me relax too.
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I usually don't like facial hair, but this light beard/stubble on Ezra is so attractive!!!!!!!!
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This is terrible advice on my part but does eating or drinking anything help? When I nourish my hunger cravings my body stops aching so much>>263349
Have any of you tried the menstruation crustacean? Is it any good?>>263350
I'm fond of that christian bale esque kind that's trimmed along the jawline, but agree facial hair is hit or miss. Ezra looks good with a little, it's defining, just as long as he doesn't grow a scraggly cultist beard.
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The list of graduates came out today, I knew I would be there but still weird to think that I'm finally finished undergrad after 4 1/2 years. Onto the next thing I guess. >>263348
God I feel you, I am sending positive healing energy your way. >>263349>>263352
Thirding hot water bottles/heating pads, I know some people use a tems machine but electric shocks are too scary to me.
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I have never heard of a temp machine and it sounds scary>>263352
he looks so cute with this beard, hair and outfit!!!
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congrats! hopefully graduating before the end of this year too. job hunting seems like it'll be interesting. you worked like hell and you should be proud!>>263354
Isn't the pic where everyone mistook him for Joji? when he visited Japan
okay I'm done with spamming cultist jim. beard is taking me out for all the wrong reasons. why did he wear this dead animal on his face for so long? tux nevertheless is nice.
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yes!! they already look so similar, they even have the same last name too.
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now theres speculation since nobody's ever seen ezra's dad that he is in fact hapa
I don't even have hunger cravings on my period usually, except sweets I guess. I usually don't have problems with cramps so I just down some ibuprofen and chill. I have somewhere to go today though, but moving around will probably help. >>263353
Instead of heating pad I will put my laptop against my bare stomach and play a video game to generate some heat.
Move around and maybe take a walk. If you're a naturally fidgety person it might hurt more to idle. Have fun doing your thing today!
my cramps have been horrendous this last six months or so and it's like my hormones took a turn for the worse. such is the institution of femininity. I can suffer for 180 days for one week of elation and then I will be doomed to suffer for another 180
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I love those dumb fav drinking tea coffee pics so much.
seeing what's going down on /ot/ right now
ezrafags are you okay?
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It's a war of the husbandos and someone brought up both paul dano and boyega so I expect some epic sperging to commence! I hope Boyegachad makes a return soon.
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I think she just did. Godsend boyegachad. Godsend ezrafags. Godsend otherfags. Good luck in your valiant fight
I usually abstain from too much involvement and trolling. Been using this site before this obsession started. Don't like tipping the paradigm too much. I did that already.
I already feel paranoid enough that jim stumbled upon me somehow like an a-list actor would care to browse this side of the internet, pfff
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How the hell would someone be able to tell him who you are? Wouldn't he just think it's funny, either way? You're worrying me kek
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thank you for your concern nonnie
! I as an ezrafag am so glad to find comfort and friends in this thread!
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Typing style maybe. I shouldn't be so paranoid. his main flaw is he's a whiny manchild narcissist who doesn't take well to criticism. I'm not a picturesque stan either, I feel incredibly disheartened by the wrong he's done. the contradiction is basically that i can't stop liking him when you shove aside my criticism. I have sympathy for why he is the way he is, I just don't excuse abuse
you're right, he'd probably just laugh. weird man attracts weird people. I've seen weirder and I shouldn't be worried
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But what are the odds he'd know you? Unless you're going insane posting crazy shit across all websites? Does he even use the internet much? Very curious about the cowtipping and what makes you think this very high profile man would know or care about what you post. Would he know you want to fuck him?
Also the fuck about tipping the paradigm? What's going on? IS JIM CARREY OUR CURRENT ADMIN?
Jim Carrey would probably be better than our current admin KEK. DOES JIM CARREY KNOW MY IP? Oh god
Nah I did post some tinfoils about him on other sites being connected to that creepy comedian blind item that's been mentioned in celebricows and scatter some seeds about his abuse accusations. Since most of the internet seemed to forget what he did to his ex. I would usually delete accounts. I don't do that shit anymore. Thus far I haven't received a lawsuit in my mailbox despite shittalking him, Jared Leto, and Johnny Depp triplicate, so I guess I'm okay
I started getting paranoid after I heard people say their posts about Jared Leto would randomly get removed off social media, but his fans are much more insane than the jim ones
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Happy 41st birthday
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Also! He has a twin brother so actually 2 birthdays
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Is he standing on the car, man get down from there
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I love you nonas itt
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wtf steve? get down from there you rascal. you rapscallion, you mischevious knave.>>263607
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Oh thank god his tard wrangler appeared
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fellow ezrafag, why must we suffer so much?
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goin out and getting fucked up tonight>>263646
ezrafags are your tard wrangler and I'm the tard enabler, get back on that car steve
ezrafags hope you are okay after yesterdays mess in /ot/>>263409
happy bday rami and his twin! and happy bday to >>263470
your friend as well!
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Nice that you're going out tonight, I am also going out tonight. Two nights in a row! Who would've thought. This time it is dnd, but dnd always feels like a little party. Where are you going and getting so fucked up at?
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hope the nonnies going out tonight have a good night! I haven’t posted here yet but I’ve been lurking, it’s comfy and admittedly I’ve been falling back in love with my original boy crush (not rdj but he is a cutie too)
! this makes me so nostalgic, we used to chat back in the myspace days. he’s a beautiful man with an equally beautiful (and very spergy) brain, immensely talented but he has a foul temper and made me cry on more than one occasion, I was probably being an annoying fangirl so I don’t blame him kek
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Nevermind. Outing's cancelled. Time to smoke.
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same. it’s shit outside, way too windy
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welcome to the thread! i love young rdj, and rdj is still a very handsome man!>>263684
going to a bar
i am so hungry right now, need to balance the ratio of drinks to food so I don't end up washing dishes. this is why I don't go out enough, it's expensive
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good evening everyone he's so sexy i'm going to die.
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good afternoon variousfags, this entire week has been so shit for me but at least i found 5 new pictures to add to my stupid weirdo husbando pinterest board.
how is everyone's weekend going?>>263758
he has such beautiful eyes emfag..did he ever get a nose job? looking at his old pics his nose looks a lot different but maybe it's the angle
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Dunno what it is about tumblr's prog fans but the images they post are such fucking poor quality, though I think great quality images are rare to begin with but why even bother if the image isn't zoom-in-able! Can excuse the poor gifs because the video quality was already shitty to begin with
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good morning! I drank last night and am going to get drunk again tonight. not too hungover. fun times were had. even got shots for cheaper than expected
not emfag but I feel like everyone in entertainment in front of the camera has or ends up having nose work. they don't like seeing nostrils. young jim had a nice nose but it got tweaked sometime between the 80s and 90s methinks
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That sucks, they need to stop fucking with people's noses. I'm glad my Steev has a big fuckoff nose, considering I also have a big fuckoff nose- not that
big mind you but certainly stately and pointed. Noses are such a weird thing to get fixed unless you have breathing problems, and I assume the unneeded surgery adds problems instead. Horrible world we live in. I wanna boop Steve's nose
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hi fellow ezrafag, just saw doctor strange at the cinema. Elizabeth Olsen was the best thing about that movie!!!!
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it's a vanity thing about not wanting imperfect people on screen I guess? it looks like they flattened his bridge and reduced his nostrils. its subtle. likely had to get amendments over the years (cocaine nosejob). I thought his nose was his natural one at least in the 90s, but nah, a man as imperfect as jim fucking carrey has a rhinoplasty. and other surgeries, but he looks more like himself then a lot of actors do as he ages
yet he still has all these other flaws that aren't considered marketably attractive and beauty isn't his brand!
early in his career he actually was trying for marketably cute boy roles and considered for them, but I think he decided he'd rather be weird and dorky. he auditioned for prince eric in the little mermaid and was considered for cry baby alongside rdj. the monster we now know as johnny debt won the part
shows you how vain the world really is.
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he is not going to. he is too angular and handsome. he just needs help.
what do you other ezra & variousfags think kek?
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yes, the role of an absolute lunatic. his career trajectory fascinates me. he had a string of bad luck in the 80s but worked with a lot of big actors in supporting roles like geena davis and jeff goldblum, then he was recruited by the wayans bros for in living color. he was never truly badly off but he had an exceedingly hard time finding an identity and success
he got his major break on a predominantly black sketch comedy show. he said white people were put off by him. maybe the mid 80s-early 90s were just too stuffy
i am surprised he's never been in a romcom. no i don't consider eternal sunshine a romcom. the majestic was a drama. some of his movies had elements of this. yes man is probably the closest. never a fullblown romcom. i guess his physical comedy and weird faces distort the perception people have of him so maybe he was never subtle or considered attractive enough for one, that never stopped executives from putting guys in romcoms that I think are less attractive than him. i mourn the fact that there is no jim carrey romcom with a female protagonist who gets dragged into his characters quirky mess, guess I'll have to live with the one I made up in my head.
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what has jim done that makes him problematic
? i dont really know much about him?
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Strap in, this is going to be long.
as the resident jimfag there's a multitude of things that make me resent him, so this is why I will never condone his actions. He truly is for me, the embodiment of a "character study". A testament to degradation and unstable, charismatic persona. As hateful as he is, as much controversy as he generates and dodges? I love watching him. There's no real explanation to the magnetism, for me it's just entertainment, sadness, happiness, an admixture of all three.
I'm currently reading his novel thing at a snails pace, so I may gain further introspection into his whacko head (see picrel)
first, tidbits and backstory>had childhood when his family went from middle class to impoverished after his father lost his job and never recovered>his mother suffered from an illness and had addiction issues, pretty sure he resents her>implications he first tried drugs when he was younger than a teen>he really admired his father who was a failed comedian and creative himself>dated 16 year older singer linda ronstadt when he was in his late teens>likely did escorting or casting couch to get by in hollywood>the aforementioned tends to breed the cycle of abuse with hollywood men who start off as escorts or child actors, becoming abusers or men who only date younger women themselves>has adhd, dyslexia, and depression publicly>has traits of and is theorized to possibly be bipolar, bpdfag, schizo of some sort, likelier schizoaffective >seems to struggle with reality and self perception, depersonalization>loses himself in roles a lot
the controversies>divorced and left his wife and young daughter after cheating on her with co star lauren holly from dumb and dumber>after boasting he wanted to live life "from a single man's perspective" he marries lauren not that long later>their marriage lasts like a year>reportedly de facto abandoned his daughter jane until she was a teen or young adult>cycled in and out of a lot of short relationships>had mental breakdown on set of man on the moon where his method acting as andy kaufman tormented cast and crew>other weird set stories where he pissed off cast and crew members with his antics>threw objects at gondry on the set of eternal sunshine and got angry at him for not letting him improvise scenes>promoted vaccine misinformation after dating known antivaxer jenny mccarthy on and off for a few years>spread lies about autism and other neurodevelopmental disorders>subtler creepy behavior towards women including allegedly "satirical love confession" video directed at emma stone back in 2011>that creepy incident where he kissed alicia silverstone on stage in 1997>blind items online throughout the years say he is extremely controlling and unstable in relationships
>most prominently he was accused of abusing his 23 year younger irish ex girlfriend catriona white, giving her stds and introducing her to hard drugs>they were in a relationship on/off for 3 years >probably not the only man in hollywood to have done this>this is an open secret but almost all men in hollywood have stds>so if you ever want to sleep with an actor nonas make sure he wears a glove or so help you god>tried to deflect but he never disproved that he has stds>he was lost in the metoo soup and people forget since he had a civil lawsuit dismissed against him>insist that somehow makes him innocent of all abuses even though there was evidence of him gaslighting his ex via text>everyone forgetting that extremely rich man can bribe judges
this one hit the hardest. case is very complex and full court docs were never revealed. some people think scientology was after him and that cat was a sleeper agent bc of her other ex being a cultist, not sure. at the time of her death nobody knew in her suicide note she had implicated him of abuse. this was only found out bc her estranged mom and other ex tried to sue him for money 2 yrs later. they didn't care about her at all, they just wanted jims money. I don't know how to feel and this is obviously my worst moral dilemma with him. I feel like the exact type of woman he'd abuse and I hate myself.
>went through extremely insufferable yet amusing existentialist ranting phase where he said he didn't exist and was just a character around the time of the girlfriend lawsuit>either a symptom or another deflection related to gf lawsuit, some kind of massive existential meltdown
general things that piss me off about jim:>holier than thouness: tries to act all high and mighty like when he started doing political cartoons and only political cartoons>hypocrisy: is critical of users of psychedelics despite likely being a druggie himself, stigmatized the mentally ill despite being mentally ill himself>should deffos keep his mouth shut about women>out of touch with reality: both mentally and generally, he was poor when he was a young adult and he acts like as a man who's been rich for 30 years that he still knows what it's like to be poor. no. you don't >he's the king of deflection and "it's not me, it's you">said he was going to quit the acting industry to avoid responsibility for the fallout of chris rock-will smith where he shoved his tone deaf take down peoples throats>shilled nfts which he has never brought out because the nft market is crumbling >constantly manages to avoid controversy>gets shilled as a nice good guy by majority no matter how sordid his past is because this stuff isn't widely known and he's a white comedian!
You might ask me why I still like this man. it's like Stockholm at this point. In the same way he destroyed me with his reputation his media and words also uplifted me when I wanted to die. he's part of why I'm still here and sometimes I wish I'd just died instead. I'm a bipolarfag and a bpdfag and I know I will never have his privilege or advantage. That's probably why I am entranced by him. I'm a lunatic and men will never respect me for it, not even my male equal. Hell, most of society won't accept male lunatics either. So it is a space oddity that of all actors someone like this obviously unwell, crazed man would become so singularly iconic. That to me is both beautiful and heinous. It in a way enabled me at my mental lowest to envision one day that people would like me, that I could be successful, if someone as morbidly fascinating and transparently crazed as Jim Carrey could be liked, then so could an unloved all life abused nona. That's so sad.
he came from a disadvantaged background, entitled and allowed fame to consume him. now acts like the type of person he'd claim he used to hate. As his ex Linda R crooned, "you're no good, you're no good, baby you're no good"
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Interesting love-hate relationship you have here and damn he has a lot of baggage
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I don't think I can love anything without hating it. I will never be able to fully idealize or be positive about anything. I'm always seeking to desecrate idealizations. When I was into fictional characters I'd migrate towards the messiest, vile bastards and somehow try and salvage what beauty I saw in them that few others did. Always loved villains. What got me back into Carrey was robotnik. Recipe for disaster.
Kind of hard not to fictionalize him in some way when he to a degree fictionalizes himself. Still I view him as a tangibly broken person who is built on the foundation of learned bad behavior. I have similar yet different experiences, and I'm unstable with a poor sense of identity. Combine it with daddy issues and attraction to older men and voila!
And every single day of my life I cope with the fact that I am like this. I was like this long before smelly stinky slenderman Jim Carrey. But if it helped me actualize anything better at all, then all the more power to this. Humans are nothing if not the remnants of other people combined.
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Would you say your attraction to Jim is based partly in meta attraction?>migrate towards the messiest, vile bastards
I've always liked villains but I want to know just quite how far you go into villain territory, if you can give any examples. Cuz I also sometimes tend or have tended to salvage beauty found in villains.>fictionalize
How do you mean by this?>humans are nothing if not the remnants of other people combined
If this is your quote, then I agree with it and it's very succinctly apt. We really are just sticky tape-balls rolling through the dust and grime of daily interactions. Or maybe we are both pessimists.
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>>263930>would you say it's based in meta attraction?
I assume meta meaning, attraction to introspection of oneself somehow? The thing is I hate myself, or I think I hate myself, I'm mostly fascinated with how a woman like myself can exist, let alone function for two decades and not drop dead. I suppose I see traits in other people that I myself have and find them far more attractive on them than my own self. If that is meta attraction, then yes
I used to be really into some of the villains from the persona series; adachi, kamoshida
, who were all quite vile in a way. I unfortunately found myself infatuated with a lot of misogynist villains while not excusing their misogyny. there was one villain from a different series who I developed myself who was a minor character, I formed an entire universe around him, won't reveal it for the sake of the fact that my past may still be out there. his whole base is that he was not likable and minor but I found a way to enjoy him and I expanded a whole universe that tied into a diverse version of the main story, so he became mine more than the canonical authors. I did things like that for funsies.
it's of greater ease to see some of what he does as character acting or pretend it's not the "real jim" doing it, like the existential crisis phase, and remember that he's far enough distance away from me that there's no way he'll harm me or could even hurt me. I used to want to meet him and now I'm relenting it hardcore. Separation of persona and privacy, PR and alleged reality, whispers, sorting it all out, but isn't reality fickle?
>We really are just sticky tape-balls rolling through the dust and grime of daily interactions.
Love your phrasing.
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wow!!!!!! oh my god nona, i did not know there was so much kek!!!! why are our irlhusbandos so problematic
.. that is crazy!!
> a multitude of things that make me resent him
based and same
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They got issues! It's not like you go in knowing most men in Hollywood, especially the seemingly nice ones, are problematic
. It's the opposite of the way they're marketed to you
Ezra still has his chance for therapy and a redemption arc. I just hope he seeks guidance
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Although the greatest single instrument in the world of classical music may well be the piano, I of course, love the classical guitar. My next favorite classical instrument would most probably be the slender humble flute. which is outstanding in so many ways. Medieval in texture, meek in it's apologetic-ness, yet it can simply flow like water. In contrast, it can powerfully punctuate musical phrases. Wistfully, it can be beautifully gentle, so much so that it can melt away the tensions of any day. Especially exciting is it's rapidity, how gracefully it races through the octaves of notes available to it, retaining a lightness of color to equal the human voice. It articulates and communicates passages of dazzling music by the many cherished composers who have written for it, including but by no means limited to, Bach, Vivaldi and Mozart.
I have owned two flutes, I may still have one of these somewhere besides some wooden and bamboo flutes, one of which I played on the tune Road To One's Self from my album The Grand Scheme Of Things. Perhaps I do sometimes imitate the flute, by the use a volume pedal, voicing the attack of each note, fading it up to reach a crescendo. The violin is officially the leader of the orchestra and it is in some ways closer to the guitar in it's role amongst other instruments. Meanwhile, my enjoyment for the flute bubbles away underneath the surface of all my music.
I guess I learned something new today, but why is he such a sperg? Also why doesn't he know the difference between it's and its!
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>>264120> Ezra still has his chance for therapy and a redemption arc. I just hope he seeks guidance
I wish wish wish for this nona!!!
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save his soul
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hmm.. maybe but I don't think so. I think it's the angle and the skill of the photographer, picrel is another magazine cover where his nose looks pretty much perfect, whereas in candid photos you can see the bump at the end. It seems to be less prominent when he's heavier too and more noticeable when he's skinny.
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Samefag but here's a later photo of him where his nose has its normal weird shape ♥
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he’s so hot and goddamn his eyes are beautiful
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Hello fellow emfag good to see I'm not the only one who appreciates his beauty and sexiness.
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I know he’s married but my god he’s so cute and seems like a really good husband.
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look at his expression he knows he's fine as fuck…..>>264172
welcome aaronfag, he is very much a cutie
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thank you nona! that “I know I’m hot shit” smug smirk is hard to resist ugh
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I love how some celebs have no plastic surgery speculation or rumors at all while others are under constant scrutiny. remember reading about how a bunch of comedians got chin filler (not sure about mr. pointy chin though), little subtleties you hardly notice at first, fascinating shit>>264156
KEK why do I like this? It's a court appearance, right? This is a damn good pic>>264171
Yep. should have known better than to think he was just funny. The curse repeats itself.>>264172
welcome to the thread!!
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im so hungry but i wanna sleep>>264218>>264171
This is very interesting psychology here. I don't know what it says about human behavior but it's interesting. We're kind of onto something with this whole thread though
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same, thinking about making popcorn
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oh fuck popcorn sounds good. i want pizza but i shouldn't spend money. >>264218
something about the court pictures drive me insane.
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the expressions? the fact that he's donning such a nice suit? the color, the toning? agreed there is something about them that makes them appealing>>264220>>264221
am stuffed from dinner. I have been into trying new stuff lately. deep fried balls of sushi? sure, why not
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that pic is so cute
i hope all of you variousfags have a lovely day kek
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I am awake because I was sleepwalking. Never happened to me before, i woke up in the middle of trying to put sweat pants on over other pants kek
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Nona I have a whole Pinterest board, I can do this all day kek
Please do it all day, I'm stuck at the office with nothing working properly so I'm bored and while he's far from being my husbando he's 100% my type
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i hope your day in the office ends quickly nonnie
(one of my fav pics!)
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The weight of existence hitting hard today. Why are we still here? Just to suffer? I can't wait until I am home alone for a week starting Wednesday. I just want to isolate. I am like a sickly medieval maiden, just put me in the box bed and set it on fire.
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i hope you variousfags are having a great day!
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hope you feel better, nona. The sun is finally out, I’m gonna take a walk
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Good idea, the sun is out here too and there was supposed to be a storm. I suppose I will sit outside.
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Not trying to be rude, but your taste in moids suck. Go watch coffee prince on netflix, so you know what a high quality man looks like
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You wouldn't get it. You would not understand Steve's devotion to his craft and to his family. His aesthetic appreciation for slender instruments. The undying flame of his love for his wife. His appreciation of music and nature. The healthfood sperging. His self control. His humility. His calmness. The pure passion of which he plays the guitar.
The man you posted? A fictional character from a shitty Netflix show? Who even is this man? Do you even know anything about him?
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I have never found asian men attractive, just personal preference. No need to be hostile, we all have our own tastes
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Do i know this man? I've dreamed about this man every single night since i've laid my eyes on him. I have found him through an overhyped show about deadly games and i do not play games, but this man won my heart and it's on fire ever since. I would eat 10 raw squids on an empty stomach to get a glimpse of this gorgeous man irl
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i am an ezrafag and i have also loved gong yoo (and lee dong wook) since i watched goblin in 2016, you found him through his cameo in squid game? very weak and late anon!! i have posted gong yoo before on the attractive men threads, and the non-sexual turn ons because i loved him wearing turtle necks in goblin. as much as he is handsome, gong yoo does not really fit here, read the room, our moids arent really the most conventional and are either known for being controversial or unconventional. Which is why we are contained here. So unless you are going to be nice, leave! you don't even belong here.
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you have the husbandofungus nonna, an infectious fungus that removes all your brain cells and forces you to make pinterest boards about a man you will probably never meet. welcome to the club!!
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kek nona, you and I are one and the same
I found him in "Train to Busan", great film btw.>>264476
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i hope today is kind to you nonas!
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good afternoon nona!
and good afternoon variousfags!! it's been so warm this week and i hate it. british summers always feel so sticky and uncomfortable. what's everyone else up to?
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fellow ezrafag are you also a britbong?
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i sure am queen, norf england to be precise! simple as.
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my goodness britnona, i am in the middle, but imagine.. we may have walked past each other kek
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My period is coming soon so I just spent the whole week crying over nothing and getting horny over nothing though the degen fantasies make me feel slightly better. and starting at his crotch in interviews and other certain photos>>264958
It's warming up in the northern part of burgerland, then suddenly got cold out of nowhere, felt kinda cozy tbh. Sadly it'll jump up to july-tier heat over the weekend. Some schizo weather shit.
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It's getting so hot I am not ready, it will be 100 degrees tomorrow why???
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i hate the heat nonnie
!! it's like >>264958
said, british heat is sticky and uncomfortable, we are not built for it our houses are literally built to keep heat in and cold out!!
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it's been awhile, sorry for the absence, I keep contemplating whether I should continue posting or not and I almost always do again anyway so. I feel like shit. How can I ever stop feeling like shit. Jim so silent on SNS he's probably not even gonna post his garbage art nfts with the market crashing. It was a retarded idea in the first place. His social presence moves at the speed of molasses nowadays so I don't know what I expected>>265238>>265281
I heard britbong heat is terrible, much worse than southern US heat. Most houses in the UK don't have AC, right? It's drier down here. Hoping you all find a way to cool down lovely nonas, summer sucks
>>265153>my period is coming so I spent the week crying
isn't that fitting?
PMS has gotten so much worse in the last half year for me. my coochie smells like rusting iron for all of 4 days, why all the dramatics? Gah damn
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summer starts earlier every year
I'm doing meh, life is meh, I feel like crying all the time, like rami nona said pms pain is a bitch.
>i even keep wanting to distance myself from this website.. but i can't for some reason.
it's not like if I did i think I would find something better to do, I wrote a little today and that's the extent of my productivity in the last 12hrs.>>265288
you should deffos keep doing that. do not wade through rumor and blind item archives, they are scathing as hell
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I am not a britbong I am a burger and it's hot and muggy here as well, though today it rained and stormed while I took a nap because I can't stop sleeping!!! I am so tired!!!>>265288
no, the only things I find that make me upset are steve howe haters who are all aidens for some reason KEK
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You'd think so maybe because I'm a fan of prog rock bands which are mostly british, but actually the city I live in has always been a huge Yes-hub so actually my dad introduced me to Yes. Also my sister's a britaboo. The weather seems similar to what the britbongs are experiencing though.
Thankfully it began raining and storming. Funnily, Rick Wakeman (Yes keyboardist during their heyday, generally a great musician) said that Steve is very afraid of lightning. I don't know if he meant storms in general or a fear of getting struck by lightning but I find it funny, if what Rick says can even be believed, because he's kind of a goof.
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I hate how much I like this. I want to lick his stupid chest and choke him against a wall while I rip open his dumb little jumpsuit and make him keep the bunny ears on while he whimpers. God damn.
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imagine if this site had an edit button
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It would only end in disaster. Unless maybe if there were an option to see previous edits, then maybe it'd be fine. Not gonna happen though.
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We'd miss out on a lot of amazing posts
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Dacre is the best husbando because he looks like an Arrow Collar Man. If they ever make a biopic about JC Leyendecker, they HAVE to cast Dacre as Charles Beach.>>265314
I hate his face, but I like his outfit and chest hair. If he hit me with a chair while wearing that, I might
not press charges. Or I guess I still would, but I'd hesitate a little.
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i love you
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it was for a playboy photoshoot , and this was too >>265314
so i guess the bunny makes sense kek
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I wish this was me>>265436
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I wish Steve would've gotten slutty at some point
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There are some photos and stills where I wonder if he's wearing lip stain. They're so full and pink…
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how did i know it was going to be this picture…god he was such a hunk
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kek that was a shock>>265559
ezrafag cute pic
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i'm not sure! i haven't seen jimfag in a while but i hope she's ok. i'm waiting for it too
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I've created it, I'm just figuring out how many channels I should add or whether I should keep it sparse or not. Finals, work, and mental exhaustion consume me. Apologies for the dust, I'll try and get it up before next week/mid next week
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kek it's poppers penguins but the businessman attire is similar. dick and jane era had a much shorter haircut and he didn't slick it
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good to know I'm not the only one
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Unghhh cradle my botch
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Wow, he's gorgeous. I hope you don't mind sharing him with me anon. I never liked French guys but there's a first for everything I suppose.
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Henlo. What does your husbando do, who is he, gib quick biography and star chart PLEASE
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We will take turns.
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Charles of Vilmorin creative director of Rochas. Age: 25
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I approve of this arrangement. Imagine him designing clothes just for us.
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Tbh I wish you good luck that he is not gay and that he is in fact straight and will marry you
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I wish River Phoenix was still alive
Thank you kind anon, I pray you never run out of old pics of your beloved Steve.>>265899
This is making me like him even more.