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No. 289276

previous thread >>>/g/193846

the anticipated second containment thread for the irl husbandofags is here! sperg freely about your trash men here and don't forget to have fun

No. 289278

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No. 289280

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>>289278
stevefag did you ever use the relic of mid-late 00s greatness known as blingee??

No. 289283


No. 289295

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kek

No. 289297

>>289295
Chinese Ezra saga!

No. 289301

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to bless the new irlhusbando thread

No. 289303

>>289301
Medieval ezra dis time hmm

No. 289305

>>289301
i wish he'd kidnapped me instead

No. 289307

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No. 289308

Do any of the ezrafags know what he's doing rn

No. 289311

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>>289308
in this article he said:
>> "Having recently gone through a time of intense crisis, I now understand that I am suffering complex mental health issues and have begun ongoing treatment,” the statement says. “I want to apologize to everyone that I have alarmed and upset with my past behavior. I am committed to doing the necessary work to get back to a healthy, safe and productive stage in my life.”

No. 289319

>>289311
That's nice, he's probably in a mental hospital, maybe he'll make popsicle stick dolls of the flash

No. 289326

>>289319
i hope that he is getting help

No. 289334

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>>289283
It was great fun. the apex of tacky 00s profile graphics and the base of all the fun of modern phone apps like picsart. that kind of graphic is coming back into fashion again too

>>289311
dc is still going to release the flash, they've spent too much money to let it go to waste

really tempted to photoshop THE TALENT to say something vulgar, maybe THE WHORE, but I shall abstain

No. 289336

>>289334
Im glad it's coming back into fashion I love the shinies big glitter fuckoff shiny big sparkles please

No. 289353

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he is just so perfect in The Mummy, both his acting and his looks

No. 289360

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>>289334
carreyfag, i hope you are doing well.

No. 289363

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I must've written this in a previous life

No. 289381

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if you don’t collect everything related to your irl husbando you’re NGMI

No. 289384

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I tend to stick to the streams where I think he looks the most attractive. If he's wearing a hoodie or the beard's coming in full force I am clicking on that shit fast as hell. He's been keeping me sane during this rough patch. Thanks, Limmy ♥

No. 289394

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where is the discord server btw, i need to sperg about my husbando with a bunch of nonnies who won’t reprimand me for my taste (because of their choice of husbandos)

No. 289395

>>289394
KEK I LOVE THIS EDIT NONNA. I would also love a discord chat for the irl husbando anons!

No. 289439

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>>289336
I'd like portions of the 00s-10s back without some of the toxicity of the era

>>289360
as a song I listened to once said "somewhere between ecstasy and suicide". I want to be a happy woman and I'm not rn? but was I ever happy?

No. 289463

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my other true husbando next to john
>>289439
Carreyanon, have you seen this insane conspiracy post about Jim being a serial killer on reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/ti9557/i_copied_and_pasted_this_archived_blog_post_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I think you would get a laugh out of it

No. 289552

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>>289463
I've seen it. a little farferched for my tinfoil taste, although creative. Not doubting he has done some very bad things but I don't think The Number 23 is a biopic

No. 289558

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Yesterday I wanted to off myself but then I watched a bit of Limmy's Show this morning before work and I'm happy as can be. At this point I'm starting to think I genuinely am unhinged and I might be going psychologically crazy because the hold that this man has over me is fucking insane.

No. 289574

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slurps the sweat from his hair like its a straw mmmm vegetable soup!

No. 289576

>>289574
who is thisssss

No. 289587

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No. 289595

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>>289552
what’s your thoughts on him ?

No. 289692

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if it's not him then i don't want em
i've read our birthcharts and now im convinced he's the love of my life sry not sry

No. 289693

>>289692
So is this jimin or jungcook

No. 289725

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I cannot lie Anthony Padilla is gorgeous af, even in his emo Smosh days he was fine

No. 289727

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Samefag Jonny Hawkins from the band Nothing More is also gorgeous AF and has a great singing voice

No. 289790

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wtf

No. 289825

>>289693
it's J-boy

No. 289838

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At this point I know it's weird but I don't give a shit. Manifesting a tattooed bf in my future 1/10 as adorable

No. 289847

>>289725
this tiny picture kek

No. 290022

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hehe

No. 290067

>>290022
Who is this cutie?

No. 290334

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boobz

No. 290528

Too lazy to attach a pic but I'm so fucking depressed that I will never meet my husbando, that I'll most likely never meet him. Fuck. I am genuinely considering manifestation (manifesting a moid very similar to my husbando to come into my life) or fucking "shifting" or whatever. I'm half-joking but honestly I am so in love with him it drives me crazy. How do I cope nonnas. The moids around me do not measure up even the slightest bit. I know I'm definitely idolizing. That's pretty lame of me, because I know my husbando is just a regular person.
I just love him so much it makes me insane kek.

No. 290532

>>290528
I feel you. Although on one hand I'm a little relieved that I can never meet my husbando because he'd probably disappoint me too. Do you think that if you guys were to meet in real that you would be compatible? What part of him are you really attracted to? Maybe there are things you can do to at least feel a little closer to him?

No. 290536

Too embarrassed to post my husbando's face. But I just realized something. He's a musician, and when I sing along to his songs, it's like we're doing a duet.

No. 290547

>>290532
Ayrt, I do think that we would be compatible, at the very least if we had ever gotten together it'd be a pretty solid relationship for a while. Of course that's just what I assume and what I think, based on how I perceive him. It might not even be true. My main problem is that he's quite a bit older than me and I'm not really his ideal type of woman (I'm skinny and flat as hell both ways) (but that also makes this parasocial crush feel very safe) and he lives in a different country. It's hard to fantasize about him because it feels like we're soulmates (I know it sounds crazy kek and it fucking IS lmao) but we missed each other by more than a few miles. It honestly kicks my ass that I'll never at least run into someone so similar to me, I'll never have a conversation with him, I'll never be able to tell him how much he has helped me. I'm really attracted to his mind and his wit. I think that if he wasn't as witty or smart then I probably wouldn't be as attracted to him, though I do find him physically attractive. His mind sort of elevates his looks for me. And as for feeling closer to him, I keep one of his books with me wherever I am, be it in bed or in the car or in my purse out and about.

No. 290566

>>290532
We'd either be soulmates or we'd kill one another. There's too much instability. I figure there is no telling which it would be at any given moment so now I do not want him near me

No. 290577

>>290547
Aw anon that's cute. I know what you mean about feeling frustrated you might not run into anyone like him. I often feel the same way about how I don't think I could meet anyone similar to my parasocial crush, but then I think I'd be so disappointed and disillusioned if things didn't work out. That's really nice that you carry his books around with you. That sense of longing can really suck, but I think it's admirable how much you love him.

>>290566
Lol nona I'm glad you're prioritizing your safety. I wouldn't want your husbando to kill you.

No. 290755

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>sent this letter to his brother when he was 40 years old
Why do I find this kind of autistic behavior so endearing

No. 290767

>>290755
Is this from Bundy?

No. 290771


No. 290786

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It's like I fall more in love with him with each passing day. This is definitely not normal! Tbh I get withdrawals from his streams/show when I'm at work. The only thing keeping me steady throughout the day is looking forward to going home and watching him stream/his show. The worst part is that I don't even think my Limmy autism has peaked yet.

No. 290846

>>290577
i don't want to end up dead but i also fret my manifestations may succeed for all the wrong reasons. god help me for changing my mind

No. 290848

>>290846
Anon if you're manifesting anything you should be super specific with what you want! Sorry to any husbando nonnies that don't believe in manifestation or care for the topic but I can't have my fellow nonas feeling down and doubtful.

No. 290849

>>290771
kaczynski?

No. 291006

>>290771
Theodore Roosevelt

No. 291231


No. 291752

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must be ovulating. i want mads mikkelsen sexually again

No. 292984

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This thread is as dead as my husbando but I really want to sperg about him, I'm tired to pretend he's not the hottest man i've seen, I found him so captivating that is embarassing.

No. 292988

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Jerma is so cute it drives me insane. His girlfriend is so lucky. That should’ve been me

No. 293377

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God I just want to live in a simple cozy cloudy looking town where my husbando takes me on long drives, we take walks together near the woods, I cry into his arms and he hugs me real tight and strokes my head telling me everything's going to be alright in that low gravely voice of his, we have sleepy cuddly sex in bed, drink tea together, raise a cute daughter and live happily ever after the end. In no particular order.

No. 293756

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I don't CAre don't care he fired people from their own bands they were also his bands, I don't care he makes most musicians he works with hate him idc, that's like the worst thing he does is he's petty and honestly, he kicked out whetton for being an alcoholic and idk, steve doesnt have to have empathy for alcoholics i guess because he's so health conscious and autistic he probably doesn't understand how someone can be an alcoholic and just not show up for a band since he's so anal. Plus I think him pressuring Greg to stay in the band is funny, his flaws are so mild compared to what other people like they just don't like him because he's mean to their faves. He isn't even that mean, he's just shady mostly and I think the idea of him being responsible for people who aren't fully committed to the music freaks him out because he did that at 20 at the cost of waiting several more years living in a shitty apartment with three friends making no money!
Also, maybe he didn't like Steve Hackett because Steve Hackett's the asshole. Didn't he cheat on his wife? Also he grew out his fingernails to a disgusting length because he didn't want to use a pick, what the fuck? Clearly he doesn't have anyone to finger. Steve Howe on the other hand once said he could grow out his fingernails to better play spanish guitar, as is the custom, but he said long fingernails aren't part of 'his lifestyle.' You do the math.
Firing Jon Anderson was a lover's quarrel. That one was 100% pure pettiness.
Sageing because this is one for the real spergy autistic husbandofags.

No. 293929

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Dacre with his dogs. I wonder what their names are.

No. 293946

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Quite honestly he's the only reason I haven't ended it all KEK. I've been rereading his autobiography like crazy. He is the light in the darkness. I'm going insane, I think like legitmately fucking insane. I love him so much. I'm fucking obsessed. My precious possibly-maybe-on-the-spectrum blorbo.

No. 294231

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With his clumsy, skinny, spidery fingers he was knitting woolen socks for the peasants. He had almost spitted his gray eyes on the knitting needles, for it was already dark.
Someone knocked daintily at the plank door. That was Impure in Heart. And at once Lanky began feeling ashamed. He was ashamed of his height and his woolen socks and his
room. And with difficulty and shame he set his bony legs into motion and shamefully extended his hand to the guest. It reached across the whole room. Then he stammered some friendly
mutterings into his woolen socks.

(he characterizes himself as Shamefaced Lanky and a friend as Impure in Heart here)

oh nonnies i miss my dead author so much

No. 294466

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Good evening

No. 295347

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>stares at you from across the room

No. 295371

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As my love for him has migrated from attraction to obsession, so I have migrated from the unconventional attractions thread to this one. I love Dubov, I love his cuteness, I love his accent, I love how smart he is (just watch any of his interviews). He is perfect in every way, and I mean that. The fact that he speaks russian as well as english makes him 10 times more attractive to me. I imagine him saying things like "I love you", etc in russian but I don't know what he's saying because I don't know the language. Then I secretly take language classes for russian and learn it, but he doesn't know I know what he's saying. The last time I obsessed over a 3d man like this I was a teenager. I'm honestly surprised I still have the capability. I like to imagine a scenario where we play chess against each other in a tournament (he wins), then talk about politics afterwards and become friends and meet up after every future tournament to talk and slowly grow closer and closer.

No. 295654

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ohhhhhhh nonas. i've been listening to black country new road again and i'm falling back in love with him. please convince me not to enter an essay contest so i can maybe win and go to london to maybe see him walking the streets. i am going fucking insane

No. 295662

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>>295654
Do it nona, I know nothing about your husbando but if I had a 1/1000 chance to possibly see mine I'd jump on it in a heartbeat. The worst outcome is that you lose the essay contest, your only loss being the time you spent writing it. London is a nice city anyway whether you see him or not. Do you have a specific contest you're thinking of entering? I'm not sure if posting my husbando is avatarfagging or not

No. 295752

>>292988
He looks really good in a suit

No. 295754

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he strongly resembles Leon Kennedy in this pic. god he is so fucking hot

No. 295777

>>295754
Crunchy wig

No. 295807

>>295777
Trips confirm it is a crunchy wig also holy kek he does not look like leon, he just has a similarly parted crunchy wig

No. 295810

>>295777
>crunchy wig
I love this theory so much

No. 295816

>>295754
I used to see him only as a funny guy who would be good to befriend but I think after watching too many of his streams I'm developing a crush on him.

No. 295820

>>295816
yeah exactly nonna

No. 295823

>>292988
Is he cosplaying Corinthian??

No. 295864

>>295820
His depression and being single only make him hotter tbh.

But reading again the statements by some of his ex-partners during the whole sex pest drama last year, at best he sounds like a douche and a pain in the ass to have an affair with. So yeah I don't think I wanna fuck him anymore lmao.

No. 295954

>>295864
nonnie it's been debunked, all those allegations against him were pure bullshit. also I thought he was married? wdym single

No. 295985

>>295954
Kek you thought he was married? No way. Sorry but he gives terminally alone vibes.

No. 296000

>>295954
Got a link to the debunk? I know at least two of the people who were framed as "victims" in the google doc said they were not victims at all. But what about the others? I know it's not that big of a deal as he didn't groom or rape anyone, it was definitely blown out of proportion, but if he actually talks shit about his own friends behind their back, if he actually sleeps around with his fans, and if the STD incident actually did happen, then that makes him kind of an asshole and a bad partner. That audio recording sounded pretty real to me. Of course even if those things were true, it's still possible that he has learned from that but knowing he used to sleep around is a huge turnoff.
>also I thought he was married?
lmao no? Where have you heard that?

No. 296011

>>295654
sorry nonna isaac is a cutie and i can't in good faith discourage you…

i had tickets to see them earlier in the year before he left the band and the tour was cancelled… still sad about it. lewis is cuter though imo so not all is lost!

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>>295954
well I didn't hear anywhere that, I just speculated that he was married to one of his fellow streams, MentalJen, because they seemed like a married couple kek. also I did not do any research on it so I just went along with the thought. oh and if you want a link to the whole allegation drama, go see the kiwifarms vinesauce thread + a few vids on youtube. in one of the vids it analyzes the audio recordings, coming to the conclusion that they were all faked. from what I've read this whole shit came from 4chan(picrel), some retards wanted to see vinnys career fall apart so they decided to waste their lives trying to ruin someones career. here is the vinesauce thread on kiwifarms, sadly kf is down temporarily, so make sure to check it out when it comes back from the dead: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vinesauce.9958/
I think the drama starts at page 100?? I'm not so sure because I can't check it now.

No. 296126

>>296000
samefag, sorry I meant to reply to you lol idk what happened

No. 296186

>>295654
posted him in the unconventional thread a little while back. hes just so…

>oh i haven’t felt this way in like ever
gggdggggdhhhgg

No. 296356

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Nonnies I am going insane. Ive always been obsessed with this body type and i had no kdea that old pro wrestlers are a goldmine for EXACTLY that body. Put your thumb over their faces because they're ugly as shit but god damn i need some beef like that

No. 296357

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The one closest ti the camera is hot if you just rip his whole head off and find a better one to replace it with

No. 296448

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My halloween husbando (ok the movies aren't horror nor scary at all except when he's in his non-living form maybe but he's an undead mummy so he counts). I'm more focused on the character rather than the real life man himself this time, even though I like both but he's still 3D so I'll contain him here.
I actually rewatched all the Night at the museum films recently and still genuinely love it and all the other characters too idc if it's a dumb cheesy kiddy movie it's fun and magical. I think I like it more now than as a kid because I wasn't paying much attention back then kek. First one is the funniest imo but in the third one Ahkmenrah gets more screen time, more backstory, and is where a certain dj dance gif is from so I like it a bit more. Third one also has a more interesting plot although it did kind of felt like the movie dragged it out near the end, and at times running some jokes into the ground, where I was like "ok we get it" but otherwise it's fine. So I rank it as 3>1>2. Maybe switch 1 and 3 in terms of humor. Second one isn't bad necessarily, just didn't interest me as much as the other two and Ahkmenrah is barely in it till the very last minute.

I love thinking of all the ways Ahkmenrah would react to modern things, love his regal/formal old-timey way of speaking, and he's written with a nice personality in general, he would probably call you his queen unironically kek or some other variant of that. Also the fact that he's one of the very few characters in the museum that used to have a living body instead of wax or other materials, and is the whole reason why the things in the museum can even come to life is pretty cool, so he's extra special out of all the other characters in the movie, his outfits are gorgeous, and he has the best dances. Only downside is you can only visit him at night and he'll outlive you since he's immortal..but I won't think about that now! The first part can at least have workarounds, like disguising him if you take him outside to other places lol. I think there is potential for other possibilities with his character too even with the little info given, since he's thousands of years old and all he probably experienced a lot so it's fun filling in the blanks (sometimes I like to fantasize about him telling me old stories of his life) So um that's the end of my essay.

No. 296934

>>296448
Samefagging but I'm bored so I'll post one of my favorite dances. lmao his face at the end

No. 297698

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He's a plane, train, automobiles type autist. He even got to experience riding in the cockpit of a private jet like a good boy. He feels more safe flying in a private jet than he does eating meat.

No. 297734

>>296357
The sheer size of their boy milkers overshadowed by their ugly as sin faces… Classic tale.

No. 298528

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Stuck on this shit ride of life and can't get off, but at least I get to listen to Depeche Mode

No. 298529

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>>298528
My sweet Depeche boys

No. 298530

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>>298529
I showed them to my cousin who likes British vtubers and she said they looked like they were gay

No. 298531

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>>298530
anyway thank you for listening. just wanted to get gross shit off the front page

No. 298533

>>298531
Why do men not dress like this anymore, ah…

No. 298536

>>298530
What’s funny is none of them were actually gay

No. 298538

So are the deepdish boys ALL your husbando(s)? Or is there only one you'd marry? Is this a harem situation?

No. 298541

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>>298536
Actually before I really got into DM and just knew about their music, I thought that at least one of them was gay. It's not even because of how they looked or anything. I think I just had some association that someone in the band was gay. Anyway once I got into Depeche lore I found out that none of them were gay. My androgynous Depeche boys…

>>298538
In order of preference I would marry Dave, Alan, Martin, Fletch, and then Vince I guess lol. I could marry all of them or just one, depending on their preference. I am so grateful to them for making good music that I really would marry any and all of them (except maybe Vince since he was only there for one album… Speak&Spell was good, but still).

No. 298546

>>298541
Some of the songs are pretty gay, at least on the first album. And I do like Speak and Spell, go marry Vince anyway

No. 298668

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Because why not?

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No. 299193

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Currently looking online for an oversized leather jacket because I've been inspired by the Depeche boys. I know in the 2d husbando thread I've seen people talk about buying particular clothes because it reminds them of their husbando. Curious if anyone if this thread has done something like that as well or if it's just me… also sorry for taking over the thread with Depeche Mode

No. 299195

>>299193
God damn Alan is attractive.

No. 299196

>>298668
But like why

No. 299202

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Alexander is conventionally chad attractive but Bill Skarsgard has an odd handsomeness to him that I love.

No. 299203

>>299202
Whenever I see photos of him I think he’d be a great model, he’s a bit unconventional but still very uniquely nice to look at I can’t help but stare at him.

No. 299206

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Ross Lynch is very attractive. He has a slight cokehead edge that is appealing.

No. 299207


No. 299208

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>>299203
So true anon, if he wasn’t an actor he’d be a great model.

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>>298668
Sage because it’s the husbando thread, but I’ve honestly got a girl crush on the honorable First Lady. Her cute little suits and her here in traditional Korean dress is adorable. I want to hang out her in South Korea and see the sights.

No. 299271

>>299193
Yes I do this, but I already dress better than Steve Howe anyway.

No. 299286

>>299271
Based Howechan. Any piece of clothing or an outfit in particular that you wear that is inspired by Steve?

No. 299291

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>>299286
I guess just 70's buttoned shirts that I find at thrift stores, and corduroy pants that are flared at the end, but to be honest I've always loved those kind of pants, they are so cute and comfortable. Tucking into my pants, which I've always done anyway. Buying more colorful clothes/having more colorful hand-me-downs (I have a lot of that), and interesting patterns. He's more like a scaffold to build a style I've always wanted to explore regardless. He also wears lots of flannel, which I have a lot of. He's not very drippy but he dresses pretty comfortably, too, which is important.

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>>299202
god I adore him, his face his height his everything

No. 299344

>>299291
That sounds really cute! I really like his outfit in the picture you posted. It's neat and put-together, but also casual and comfy. I also like his bag kek. Cute that you could go out and be secretly twinning with your husbando and people would just see you dressed in a cute, 70s-inspired outfit. I see he still wears the printed button-up shirts even now!

No. 299345

>>299344
Yes, although the older he got the more plainly he dressed, sometimes not even tucking in the shirt. I think he was going for a more sophisticated look. I wish he was just a tad more costumey, like Chris Squire was.
You should get the oversized jacket, I've had leather jackets before, real or faux, and they are comfy though sometimes smelly. Even Steve got one in the 80's, though I imagine it was fake leather. It'll probably be expensive though, to get a quality, real leather jacket. Good Christmas gift though

No. 299518

>>299345
Aw, well I guess that’s to be expected. I think his style as an old man is nice in its own way. It looks very comfy and down to earth. And I think he does look sophisticated. Better than a lot of other aging rock stars.

Can I ask when you got into Yes and developed your crush on Steve? I think vintage mens fashion is fun and I’m curious if you have any favorite outfits for him.

No. 299530

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>>299518
I got into Yes properly in like 2018, kind of recent, because I got an album of theirs for my birthday that year, because I like vinyl records. It was the Yes Classic record, which was used and cheap, and that's just a collection of some of their best songs. Of course now I own all my favorite albums of theirs. I don't want Topographic Oceans tbh. I got into Steve more recently because I'm usually not into members of bands as people. But Jon Anderson, the lead singer of Yes, is interesting and I was interested in him because he's such a hippie and has unique vocals. The rest followed. I don't know what it is about Steve over the others that I love, I just love him.
It's hard to compile actual pictures and collections of his outfits, given a few factors
>not many images to begin with
>black and white
>holding guitar
There's a secret fourth reason
>ugly
His outfits probably suck to the untrained eye but to the Stevetrained eye, I like them. I also like his accessories, as it encourages me to accessorize. I wish I had a snake-skin belt…
If you mostly want images of vintage men's fashion from the 70's, just check out the whole band's outfits; or other bands, though Yes was never super rock-n-roll so their outfits are probably more on the hippie spaced-out side.

No. 299533

>>299202
Alexander looks too much like any basic white guy you'd see at the dollar store but Bill can fuck me anyday. I wish he was in True Blood instead.

No. 299545

>>299530
Thanks for sharing nona. 2018 may be kind of recent in terms of Yes' career, but to have been following them for four years and been really attached is awesome! I know what it's like to have a band that you're really attached to (obviously). Music is a wonderful thing and it's a bonus when you really like the music and the people behind the music are also interesting cute people.

I hope your Stevetrained eye will continue to aid you in spotting cute accessories so you can continue to be stylish and twin with Steve. I'm sure it is a skill that has taken years to perfect unless it's an innate talent some people are born with like perfect pitch A snakeskin belt sounds cute. And even if some of his outfits are questionable, I always respect a questionable ensemble that expresses someone's sense of style over something safe and boring.

No. 299550

>>299545
Thanks. I don't know if it was really 2018 or earlier, I am really bad with time. The funny thing is, he is safe and boring, his sense of style is subtle and not very flashy, but is a combination of things he likes. I wish there were more pictures of him in the image I posted, maybe of him standing and one in color. Kind of disappointing
You should get the large leather jacket if you're still that same anon, I think leather jackets are always in style somehow.

No. 299570

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>>299550
I will! I actually ordered one online yesterday. Second-hand too. I've already got a lot of black in my wardrobe and high-waisted pants. Just need the jacket now to complete the Depeche ensemble. Kek and now I'm thinking of how funny it would be if there was an lc convention and everyone just dressed as their husbando It was nice talking to you Howechan. Good night to you and all the other husbandofags.

No. 299578

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>>291752
based
i have also been thinking about him (sexually)

No. 299579

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>>292988
i member when this picture was going around tumblr because people thought it was really jerma

No. 302161

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I have the most retarded crush on Boris for quite a while now. No matter which moid I crush on from time to time, I always come back to him to daydream about. Idefk what he looks like but him cooking, making a hat for his cat, being crafty and his exaggerated accent makes him so cute to me. I want him to cuddle me and make me food and tell me stupid jokes ;-;

No. 302194

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Luv Chris
Luv Zach
Simple as

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No. 302253

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>>302194
>>302216
Oneyfags rise up, we have autistic fics to write

No. 302257

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>>302253
Already on it kek

No. 302259

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>>302253
i have been summoned. i want to hold zach in the palm of my hand

No. 302260

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>>302257
God bless you nonnie, your number 1 fan will be waiting! Also these fucking edits kek
>>302259
I can't stop thinking about holding his face in my hands, his cheeks would fit so perfect in between my fingers and thumb

No. 302302

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Hate when I look at photos of Chris and I’m hit with that dreadful realization that I will never meet this big bitch. Sperg incoming but I wish I could be like those cringey fans that email him constantly or bother him on twitter in his dms. I wish I could sperg out about monkeys and apes with him. I wish I could take him for a tour at the zoo I work at and let him see the animals up close and feed them
>tfw you will never hold hands with him while walking around at the zoo and talking about great apes and spider monkeys
>ywn hear him imitate the gibbons songs and the howler monkeys hoos
>ywn accidentally brush hands when you pet the small cownose rays in the aquarium touch tank and see him blush from it
im so down bad nonnas if you see a zoo date fanfic with chris look away kek

No. 302303

>>302302
I remember on Sleepycabin Chris said he was into "petite women with pixie hair cuts" so if thats you nonny go for it

No. 302308

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>>302303
I wish I could but Im neither of those kek I’m also sure he gets it all the time from fans so it must be annoying. I’ll just pine from afar and write my daydreams down as self insert fics for the rest of the oneyfags ♥

No. 302313

>>302302
Stop my heart melted for you nonna, this is the cutest shit I've ever read. Make that self indulgent fic!!

No. 302362

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>>302302
I feel ya nonnie.
>ywn get to meet Zach (or Chris)
:(

No. 302370

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i came back to this thread to say i feel so relieved there’s other nonnas out there who feel the same way about the oney players as i do. i genuinely do wish zach was my actual husbando even though i’m probably the opposite of whatever he looks for in a woman. i just love it when a man is naturally funny and slightly ugly

No. 302371

I guess this is where I get to brag that I’ve met Chris and he shook my hand. He’s really nice and super super tall. Most starstruck I’ve ever been. Now I just have to meet Zach…

No. 302373

>>302371
Lucky nonna! Was it during a con or just by chance randomly on the street?

No. 302374

>>302370
Real as shit nonnie, I love guys who are goofy in looks and in personality. From Nicki's comics & posts Zach is such a good & sweet boyfriend too
>>302371
I hope you've never washed since that day.

No. 302376

>>302373
It was at a really small local con that hosted a Newgrounds animator panel one year (but I also do live in LA, so whenever I’m in Burbank/Glendale I am always secretly hoping to run into them kek).
>>302374
I definitely considered it.

No. 302380

>>302371
you’re so lucky! Chris seems like such a sweet guy

No. 302383

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>>302376
Envious of you nonnie hope you see them again in the wild this time kek

No. 302388

>>302380
He was super sweet, especially considering how nervous I was.
>>302383
Thank you nonna, I hope you all get to meet them as well! Also these edits are amazing.

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>>302376
i’m a couple degrees of separation from them hopefully one day i get to meet them both.
i’m friends with the manager of the smiling friends studio in my city and might get a job for them soon!!

No. 302457

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>>302410
Nonnas living the dream!! Gods favorite itt

No. 302476

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Did this doodle whilst working bc I couldn't stop thinking about >>302259 kek
>>302410
Nonna we need you as a spy on the inside! I hope you get the job if you go for it

No. 302482

>>302476
Nta but this is so cute! We need more oneyfags fanart

No. 302503

>>302410
I love all the oneyplays/sleepycabin boys, but I also want to give love to Michael. He’s so adorable and humble and I love his accent. His animations have always been great, so him getting a show with Zach has been a dream come true.

No. 302515

>>302503
Funny enough, I was going to ask what we think of Michael. He is seriously underappreciated and he also has a cute accent.

No. 302544

>>302503
Yeah Michael is definitely underappreciated but he's also an Aussie

No. 302692

>>302476
This is cute! Good job nonna!

No. 302964

>>302410
Haha I love them so much, they make me laugh so hard

No. 303084

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Nonnies I'm so obsessed with him it's not funny. He was so attractive late 90s-00s and now he's hit the wall (but I still love him…) I will never forgive him for being bald in his sex tape.

No. 303085

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>>303084
He's so goofy

No. 303101

>>303084
>bald in sex tape
Become really good at deepfakes and deepfake hair onto his head

No. 303106

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>>303084
there’s a picture from the 90s? that used to circulate tumblr a lot with him with frosted tips that image could probably get me pregnant. i would truthfully sell both kidneys to lick his armpits.

No. 303131

>>303101
Unfortunately, not even the magic of technology can fix his hair.

No. 303159

At the end of the newest Oneyplays, Chris implies he has (or had) a thing for giantesses.

No. 303228

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Goddamnit my little changuito Chris in the new oneyplays video. I just got over my zoo date daydream too

No. 303236

>>303084
I hate myself for laughing when he says "You have a beautiful pussy" and then he turns the camera to show her pet cat standing there kek

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>>303236
This is what I mean he's just so goofy it's really really endearing…I think he'd be very sweet in person

No. 303269

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>>303159
Sometimes I feel like he's into femdom shit kek I would love to dominate him tho, he'd be such a cute sub omg
>>303228
Nonna I pray & manifest everyday that you can take Chris on a zoo date, sounds like the cutest shit ever

No. 303272

>>303269
>he's into femdom shit kek
Nonna please…. You can’t do this to me

No. 303283

>>303269
I feel like Zach would be too,Just imagine

No. 303511

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>>303272
nonnie you can't lie, he has such the perfect face to make beg & whine & considering he used to jelk for 3 hours too kek. I'm giving myself too many ideas, Lord help me
>>303283
I always imagine Zach being the classic chill/shy guy to being dominating cliché, but now thinking about it, you're kind of onto something…

No. 303513

>>303511
Are you kidding? Zach's the opposite of that. He's pretty much the top dog in the cast if Chris isn't, and its only when he gets put out of his secure spot that he starts getting flustered.

No. 303591

>>303513
Yeah, I sorta worded it wrong, I meant like him being on top socially would carry on? If that makes sense, I'm not sure how to word it kek. But after thinking about it, I think bullying and teasing Zach would be very enjoyable

No. 303652

>>299579
i remember too. i feel like jerma is super sanitized compared to other streamers, he provides no crumbs for my horny brain. However he is always talking about his fear of showing his dick on stream, so much that I feel like it’s bound to happen and that will be the best day of my life probably

No. 303725

>>303652
Didn't he recently post that pic of himself naked sitting in his chair?

No. 303823

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>>303652
Yeah, he tries his best to not be degenerate, probably even more now bc all these annoying ass horny zoomers and troons that have now appeared and non stop shout "handsomest streamer" in his chat
>>303725
Picrel is the original, I know there's an edit where he's in like a tiny thong kek, I await the full frontal leak

No. 304310

>>292988
Guess you didn't hear about the porn-sponsored streams and shit…

No. 304372

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sigh

No. 304373

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swoon

No. 304485

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Was watching Red Letter Media with my Nigel when out of nowhere he goes, “Ha! Mike reminds me of someone you would have dated before me” and then paused and said “NO OFFENSE!” kek
Joke’s on me. He’s right, I have an inexplicable crush on the dude and he doesn’t even know

No. 304500

>>304485
Would you dump him for Mike?

No. 304566

>>304500
…who’s asking

No. 304626

>>289381
Does it count if you pirate it all?

No. 304645

>>304310
He took a sponsor from Fansly but it doesn't mean shit. He'll accept any shitty sponsor because he's desperate for money to use on his big event streams. I'll only start caring when he actually posts his dick on Fansly

No. 304655

>>304645
He's got like 50 billion subscribers/viewers, he can get them all to donate 1 dollar to do a big stream. He's a sellout, anon.

No. 304673

>>304655
He only recently hit 1 million followers and he doesn't give any incentives to donate/sub, he was 98 on the twitch leaks which is pretty bad for someone of his size. Considering a single event stream can cost at the very very least $10k people donating isn't gonna be enough (especially for things like dollhouse which I think was 80-100k). Before taking on sponsors he used his entirety of his savings on those streams, you're getting angry that he's a sellout because he takes a few mins out of a 4 hour stream to make enough to cover whatever shit he's doing. Think logically nonnie.

No. 304679

>>303511
>tfw no fanfic where we peg him or zach

No. 304681

>>304673
So he picks the porn sponsor? Really? Out of every sponsor in the known universe?

No. 304695

To be honest, Jerma's been looking extra cute lately, so I can let the porn sponsor slide. He's a run-of-the-mill liberal millennial, so of course he wouldn't be opposed to it. If he did the porn sponsor thing back when it was clear he was gaining weight because of his chronic pain then I'd be more disappointed.

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No. 304701

>>304697
>using a controlling misogynist racist rightoid as a reaction gif
Hm… peculiar…

No. 304710

>>304701
You find fault with the gif because you don't have a proper response. Give me a break. Learn how to argue properly.

No. 304720

Jerma should just spread ass and show us asshole, taint, balls, penis in that order

No. 304724

well now that i've got everyone on the topic of jerma, guys im fucking obsessed with him and i can't stop i need to get into his life and i need to take his girlfriends place. i literally think about him every moment of my life. Someone help

No. 304738

>>304720
I truly do not understand the appeal of man ass

No. 304742

I feel so fucking retarded for feeling sad about this, but lately I’d been fantasizing about meeting my husbando (whom I actually have a few degrees of separation with through colleagues IRL). I’d daydream about us just happening to work/collaborate together, and dream up scenarios where he’d ask me to have dinner and drinks afterwards and one thing would lead to another, etc. He used to have a girlfriend, who disappeared from his videos a few years ago and I assumed they broke up. Turns out they’re probably married, and they just keep their personal life more private now. I feel irrationally sad, like I actually feel a little bit heartbroken as if it were a guy I’ve actually met, talked to and had a chance with IRL. I feel so creepy and retarded for having these parasocial feelings. Can anyone relate?

No. 304744

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>>304679
>Not of him and Zach
Weak

No. 304745

>>304742
I'm a few degrees of separation away and I fear it because it's not through the best means. If he has a vague idea I exist at all he probably hates me. I'm too ugly for my husbando to ever want me even if I had likable qualities

My dreams turned to dramatic nightmares a long time ago and yet I can't expel him from my mind. He just lives rent free in there like a parasite. I've resorted to trying to forget my nights in order to shield myself from the visuals

No. 304748

>>304744
Now you’re talking!

No. 304750

>>304745
Ahh, I’m sorry nona. For me, the fact we have mutual acquaintances/a few degrees of separation makes me sad because I have a hunch we probably would get along, and if we did happen to meet and work together, I think he’d find me attractive too. Something about that fantasy felt attainable and “so close, yet so far away” and it just feels bad, sigh

No. 304775

>>304679
Nonnies… I might be cooking up something, but I can't promise anything maybe not pegging, but defo femdom
>>304724
I feel you nonna I've been jermafag for years and it hurts, he's literally my dream man, I really want to bring back the jermafag thread in /m/ but there's not much to talk about and probably will derail this is also very surreal that this thread is basically just jerma & oneyfags my two loves
>>304742
Just remember the divorce rate. 50%. That's pretty large chance for you to live your dream

No. 304834

>>304750
I hope you achieve your dream nona. It'll always be bittersweet to see optimism like this considering how my perception shifted but I really think we all want at our cores for it to work. I wanted just a fling or a small thing with my former husbando, not forever, and that's still been smeared and bloodied. If your perception changes I hope you dont let it get you down.

No. 304891

>>304775
I'd like for the jermafag thread to revive too but it does not feel like a safe space for me to be unhinged. They seem to congratulate him for being happy with his girlfriend. His girlfriend literally makes me fucking insane, I can't cope with the fact that she exists and they share intimate moments together every day. I need them to break up. I can't rest until I can at least get Jerma to find out that I exist. I was fucking seething at all of the pictures of the people who met him at the chessboxing event GODDDD imagine hugging him. Someone save me from this mental prison I'm obsessed

No. 304892

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i love him forever

No. 304915

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weakest cheek pop ever, didnt even make a sound, disappointing and lame. +3 points for acting silly!!!!!!!

No. 304918

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Hope oneyfags can get on here, I’ve been wanting to post this video since I found it kek. He’s so cute, I could stare at him for hours I want to hold and kiss him so badly i hope this video uploads, I’m doing this off my phone

No. 304930

>>304918
We’re still here lol, well I am. There were no irl husbandposting thread in the new website yet and.. im debating if I should make a oneyfag thread.
Besides that, there’s a new Chris fic on ao3 for you chris nonnas!

No. 304934

>>304930
Kek I was thinking about doing the same thing! (>>302383 is definitely thread pic) but there's only a few of us around so I'm a little hesitant. I'll probably read the fic later, the tags are VERY interesting

No. 304938

>>304918
who is he ? i like his voice

No. 304939

>>304938
Zach Hadel, he's sometimes on Oneyplays. But if you aren't really into lets plays, then he's the cocreator & voice of Charlie from Smiling friends

No. 304941

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>>304918
Where are people getting these "Zach hurls abuse at you" videos from?

No. 304942

>>304918
Zach is so cute. I just want to kiss him and watch his cheeks turn red.

No. 304969

>>304918
Wtf I can't stop staring at his crotch, but it's not my fault, the cameraman had the camera fixed on it for half the video.

No. 305010

saw someone in one of the bunker threads claim that one of the oneyplays guys dated a troon, is that true?

No. 305027

>>305010
link to the thread nonna?
and that person is Cory, though nobody seems to know if the person he’s dating is actually trans or not. And I wouldn’t be surprised.

No. 305029

>>304969
Same nonna, I just know it's big
>>305010
Yeah it's Cory not surprised if you look at his twitter, all asshole & futa porn he's dating a TiM called "Lexi". Vidrel, 2 hours in he plays, the troon voice is deafening & I'm pretty sure the reason chat is turned off bc they're all being transphobic. Though, on a nicer note, Chris says he uses Old Spice swagger

No. 305032

>>305010
Besides the one Cory is dating, there did use to be someone named Waffle or something who was clearly a troon and appeared in some videos

No. 305050

>>305032
The real tea is Waffle, Lexi, and Cory have all had a threesome.

No. 305054

>>305029
Yeah on Cory’s AskFM he said he isn’t really attracted to vaginas and prefers assholes and dicks. But as you said, that’s apparent through his art.

No. 305103

File: 1672004131749.png (127.53 KB, 400x400, 494A23DF-1F25-4883-BE14-4E3727…)

Merry Christmas nonnas!

No. 305125

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>>305103
Merry Christmas to my beloved Oneyfags & that 1 jerma fag. May we prosper! If anyone wants the blank screen ver to put their own husbando in let me know kek

No. 305127

>>305125
this is insanely adorable ily nonna

No. 305147

>>305054
so he's just gay lol

No. 305152

>>305147
Yes and no. Its gayness but with the needed requisite of degeneracy

No. 305203

>>305147
Nta but yeah is cory just a big degenerate fag or did he fall into the tranny meme because he has no luck with real women? I know in a recent oneyplays he talked about how one time he tried flirting with a friend chris brought by while saying shit like “is me sperging about this video game hot to you” and her not saying anything to him because she was creeped out. Aside from the token trannies waffle and lexi, I don’t think he brings other trannies around like that

No. 305228

>>305125
Kek cute art nonna!!

No. 305229

>>305203
He’s probably always been that degenerative, he’s been posting NSFW art since like 2012, and every story he tells from his younger years he sounds like a coomer loser. He’s definitely the tranny loving type of bisexual, “best of both worlds” type shit, I’ve never liked him too much bc of all of this

No. 305237

There was this clip of zach laughing really hard on stream and it was really cute. Unfortunately, the clip was removed/privated, I should’ve downloaded it when I had the chance.

No. 305239

>>305237
Wish there was a big oneyfags archive we can all compile and put our videos in. Im already tryingt to compile youtube videos with them in it so I can download them all later. Vidrel Chris filmed with a friend but later deleted, there’s also some pinterest accounts that have good pictures of zach from old twitter posts and videos that I can’t seem to find

No. 305240

File: 1672120474622.jpeg (24 KB, 542x749, 82B5C79F-0EA8-48A3-8D81-60F87D…)

>>305239
Samefag heres a pic of Zach petting a cat, don’t know if its from nikki or from a video he deleted

No. 305259

File: 1672157855465.jpg (81.7 KB, 611x541, IMG_5216.jpg)

Anyway back to wholesome husbando posting. I love how Steve has instrumentals written for each of his family members, it's very cute. I think his wife has several songs. Mood for a Day, one of his most popular, was written for her when they first fell in love. So romantic… it's such a beautiful, expressive instrumental. He'd play it all the time to rapturous applause.

No. 305261

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>>305237
Do you know what/whos stream? I would love to hear, someone's got to have a copy of the stream
>>305239
There's so many deleted/lost videos, if there's not already an archive then one of us must start one kek. Pinterest is good, when I go digging archived /co/ threads also have good results
>>305240
MY HEART!! I always love seeing what Nikki posts/doodles about Zach, I'm normally very jealous of my husbando's gfs but she's an exception

No. 305262

>>305261
Luckily nonnie I found another upload of it At 4:02 !

No. 305308

>>305262
Kek yes! That moment is so cute I wish I could see him laugh like that irl, bet he was adorable. I love the positive streams, hope they do more

No. 305336

File: 1672207804530.jpg (68.03 KB, 784x588, 101dalmatians_101.jpg)

I just watched a short interview of my guy and I think I fell a little bit in love, truly. The man's been dead for a few years now but he was so humble. It's been a long time since I'd heard someone act so genuine, not at all full of himself (and not even masking it by "acting"). He said in so many words that he didn't want to be remembered as an actor, but as a friend to someone who had needed it.

And that lined up with what I'd heard a director say about him. This director was once at a party, worrying and stressing about his film, and then my guy sat next to him and said he'd saw him sitting all alone, and then asked him what was wrong. The director poured his heart out to him and eventually cast him in his movie.

I tell ya, they don't make people like him anymore.

No. 305337

>>305336
Your husbando is a dalmation?

No. 305338

>>305337
NO, kek. Just saw it and thought his expression kinda fit my mood.

No. 305341

>>305336
Why won't you name who "your guy" is?

No. 305377

>>305341
'Cause I'm shy. I get embarrassed about gushing about the same guy too much, lol. I wish I had the mental fortitude of women like Carreyanon and Steve Howe-anon.

No. 305389

File: 1672248932802.gif (7.83 MB, 540x540, Tumblr_l_665072085760976.gif)

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker still my fave, I still like him

No. 305402

>>305377
Howeanon should be banned. Tell us who your embarrassing crush is

No. 305403

>>305402
>Howeanon should be banned.
nta and not the howeanon but why? she's not doing anything wrong

No. 305450

>>305389
I want to run my fingers through his hair

No. 305592

>>305125
Jermafag here, I'm late but Merry Christmas!!! Feeling as unhinged as ever and seething at the fact his girlfriend gets to spend the holidays with him

No. 305615

File: 1672361620218.png (434.14 KB, 602x622, 1535366557986.png)

ZACHFAGS! Ao3 tag got updated, I almost cried, same person who did the Chris one too kek.
>>305592
I hope she had the worst day ever and he had the best like he deserves I replied on CC if you didn't see, I still can't stop thinking about how she might have a fat fetish kek

No. 305623

File: 1672370271486.jpeg (52.35 KB, 735x409, 800AC6B8-910D-4945-81E8-57770F…)

>>305615
Thank god for oneyfags itt, the ao3 tags sometimes move slow for readerfics so I barely check them. Wish we could sperg out small fics here like how some anons do in the other husbando threads

No. 305630

File: 1672372045448.jpg (113.45 KB, 828x828, tumblr_d4ccd9c1feac5eff1de142d…)

Today is his birthday!

No. 305631

File: 1672372181168.jpg (71.12 KB, 828x1101, c55d2dea029eb895eb1bef3a75dc39…)


No. 305638

>>305623
How'd you get this rare pic of Zach in his Sleepycabin days? I remember this vid being up for a while on reddit before being deleted and I regret not saving it ever since.

No. 305647

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>>305638
I got it off a pinterest acct while looking for screenshots of older videos that have been deleted too kek. I did see that stamper uploaded an older video that showed Zach on an archived /co/ thread but its been deleted and I only have the url to work off of. Heres the url if you wanna try https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebwPORa--e4

No. 305648

File: 1672385129783.jpg (20.84 KB, 564x564, ccb99c85e92b04cb3c9a53c558e824…)

>>305615
I replied on CC nona <3 In other news that isn't new, I get worse every day. Every time I see a picture of him my heart just explodes. I'm going to confess I've been looking at his family members on those person lookup sites and texted a number I thought was his brother. Got no reply though. I don't know how I'm going to infiltrate into his life but I will not give up looking for a way

No. 305650

>>305648
That's deranged nona. By stalking him/his literal family you're only making it more likely he stops posting entirely

No. 305658

>>305648
>texted a number I thought was his brother.
Stop. You’re going to make him stop streaming. Just admire from afar like the rest of us

No. 305660

>>305650
>>305658
I knew saying that would get a rise out of people but relax guys, realistically my actions will never reach him. I’m not actively trying to contact his family either it was just a moment of weakness

No. 305661

>>305402
No, I'm too shy. But your post made me kek

No. 305664

>>305660
If you want to get close why dont you try like how his exes and his current gf did? I know some ecelebs just befriend anyone who is a mod for their discord lol maybe do that and see how close you can get to him

No. 305710

>>305648
All of that for an ugly moid…

No. 305716

>>305623
Zach looks so confused kek

No. 305731

>>305664
Way easier said than done. I'm going to try to befriend his discord moderators but I don't expect it to get me anywhere
>>305710
He may be an ugly moid but he's MY ugly moid

No. 305740

Love the oneyfags on this thread. chris is so cute and I adore him with all my heart

No. 305745

>>305731
Oh anon unless you're a master manipulator or one of those people who can read other people like a pro, this is just going to blow up in your face.

No. 305749

File: 1672434670140.jpeg (68.86 KB, 736x711, 922D0614-4CAF-4A88-9355-3291F1…)

>>305740
Hes so cute and awkward when he has his facecam on wish he did more livestreams like his witchhunt one in 2018

No. 305752

File: 1672435774577.jpg (89.23 KB, 1000x1500, tumblr_c98b91bac2616f73c1b8c94…)

i rarely watch supermega anymore but i'll still tune into the podcast or live action videos just to see him

No. 305756

>>305752
same nonny

No. 305757

>>305239
lol young chris in this video looks kind of like my nigel now haha wtf

No. 305762

>>305752
matt mogs

No. 305767

File: 1672440774123.jpeg (46.05 KB, 460x532, 465AF349-2CCC-4583-A8E7-795A10…)

>>305766
Just makes me love him even more kek

No. 305794

>>305623
I check almost daily kek, if you want to talk about fics I will probably reply, I know I talked with an anon about some briefly in the unconventional thread. Anyways, the writer said they'd be writing more stuff, they're aren't the best & I feel like they're a TiF (gender neutral reader… they/them pronouns… all ticking me off) but I'll take what I can get
>>305648
Ayrt, girl don't message his family especially if you did it with your personal number. I get the feeling but you can't be doing that shit, it's probably false or dead number but control yourself my love!!
>>305752
Based, if Matt never dyed his hair that disgusting blonde, I would of never taken the Ryanpill and seen the light. Ryan is so hot in every single way & is the only reason I keep coming back

No. 305796

>>305794
KEK that’s what I said but I’m desperate for some Zach stuff so I’ll take anything at this point.

No. 305803

File: 1672453606653.jpg (35.51 KB, 563x551, dedd11e9e3d818b9dce111e9e7b191…)

Sigh. I wish there was a space for me to be unapologetically insane. You guys worry too much. I understand why but I promise there's nothing to be concerned about. He'll live his whole life without ever knowing of my existence, same goes for the people around him. Regardless I'll go back into hiding

No. 305806

>>305803
I genuinely think you should hit up all those other numbers on those peoplefinder sites. Keep trying until you get someone. Then ask them if they know who Jeremy Harington is. Then, if they say yes or ask you who you are, explain to them that you are his one true fan and soulmate, and you are on a mission from God to unite with Jeremy Harington and marry him and have his children, forever, until you both die of a murder suicide. Then I'm sure they'll be down to give you his contact info after you explain what's going on.

No. 305852

>>305762
Matt was cute in his brunett college boy era but idk he’s a little obnoxious for me now especially with his bleached hair. I’ve always liked Ryan though especially in creator clash phewwwwwww

No. 305935

File: 1672541444831.jpeg (515.44 KB, 750x752, 9F6EC129-B97A-4D31-AF60-4B6674…)

Nikki uploaded this Zach pic just now. My heart. I’m melting, he’s so handsome!! Nonnas I can’t take this anymore

No. 305961

File: 1672585529862.jpg (80.42 KB, 571x643, tumblr_1ef4df152fbc2fdf6a85b4f…)

i need him

No. 305962

File: 1672585670716.jpg (83.35 KB, 540x800, a keery.jpg)

this thread is almost fatally deficient in joe keery

No. 305970

>>305935
New Zach pic just dropped? On New Years?
Nonnie..

No. 306013

File: 1672631713616.jpg (62.13 KB, 736x966, 898778d8802e48b0be8ec0a495aff9…)

Rare early Zach

No. 306143

Oneyfags, what’s your thoughts on Adam/Burt(not Adam paloian) . I like his voice it’s calming in a odd way.

No. 306161

File: 1672741876786.jpeg (403.98 KB, 2048x1436, DB51FC80-C94C-488D-90CB-6F427B…)

>>306143
He’s retarded in a sorta endearing way tbh and he looks pretty normal lol picrel is him with veronicas dogs. He also used to twitch stream under slamhamstream and there’s some vods you can find linked on reddit that have Niall in it

No. 306170

File: 1672753830224.jpg (16.27 KB, 450x450, 1517519232192.jpg)

>>306013
I have a few early Zach pics if anyone wants me to drop them
>>306143
>>306161
Yeah his voice is very nice, but he's very retarded, it's sweet though. I've never seen a pic of him, he doesn't look how I expected but not bad.

Speaking of, I'm surprised no ones mentioned Lyle yet here, I remember seeing a CC nonnie talk about him in a thread

No. 306188

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>>306170
Lyle is the only traditionally attractive among the group but there's practically no cam and he gets overshadowed by Chris and Zach a lot. He also seems like an idiot most of the time but its quite endearing sometimes.

Also post rare Zachs

No. 306197

Im gonna cry why does Zach look the same in every picture he's so ugly I'm sorry but your husbando is hideous, he better be positively rapeable or something

No. 306206

>>306170
THAT'S what Lyle looks like?! God damn

No. 306208

>>306170
Drop them all nonnie

No. 306211

>>306188
Yeah that's why I was surprised he hasn't been mentioned, but tbh the pics he posts of himself sometimes aren't very flattering kek

>>306208
Spam incoming sorry nonnies. Vid rel is where a lot of "rare" Zach pics come from, Chris is in this too, first 20 seconds he's in the green & 1:03 mins in he's sat next to Danny, then at the very right in the next scene for a split second. It's so cute seeing Zach in this kek, he seems a little awkward it's adorable

No. 306213

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No. 306214

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No. 306215

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No. 306216

File: 1672769191297.jpg (23.77 KB, 277x750, c1334cf0afc2c8c70b996bfb27422e…)

This pic always makes me think it's of Kitboga and not Zach

No. 306218

File: 1672769723838.jpg (108.37 KB, 1024x765, 4af77e4ff37b19460853be690cae18…)

Finally my favourite one, I have more but I need to do coursework kek. There's some panels I will try and find bc I have a lot of screencaps from those but linking vids is easier.
Also been rewatching the Visage playthrough and hearing Zach cry and squeal in fear is too cute man

No. 306232

>>306218
I felt so bad when Chris scared him kek

Unrelated but related I had a dream where Chris and I did some activities like painting.

And then I woke up..

No. 306269

File: 1672809950848.jpeg (693.67 KB, 1170x1129, BAC7EF4A-0F77-48EA-9572-5B1242…)

I’ve been watching Red Letter Media lately and I’m genuinely sad that I’ll never get to be with Mike Stoklasa. The guys are all so secretive about their personal lives, I’m assuming he’s married to Jessi, and there’s no way we’d meet in person anyway, but I have such a crush on him it hurts kek

No. 306389

File: 1672887746539.jpeg (203.56 KB, 1080x1699, EE9291AA-721F-48AB-963D-F16575…)

it is so unexpected and yet so amazing to see so many ppl share the same zach hadel crush….submitting my rare pic, i love nikki despite her stealing our husbandos, so jealous nonas just imagine its u on the right

No. 306427

File: 1672909718217.jpeg (111.15 KB, 852x640, 735525EF-852D-4393-BFF3-475638…)

>>306389
God I love nikki for sharing photos and cute drawings of them! So cute to know that Zach loves the cats they have and he’s their favorite. I wish I had the time but alot of sleepycabin members in 2015 would post photos of each other on twitter and I’ve been meaning to look through Micks to see if hes posted any of Zach! Heres a rare Chris pic from that time

No. 306432

>>306389
Props to nikki, she was there since the Sleepycabin days. I distinctly remember the Chris and friends teasing Zach when Nikki visited him when he was hospitalized way back in early 2010s

No. 306488

File: 1672951856801.png (15.47 KB, 500x232, 44fryw.png)

>>306389
I can't take this… so jealous, but they're cute together
>>306427
Please share whatever you find with us nonnie!
>>306432
This is so fucking sweet I'm gonna cry, as much as I'd hate it, I hope they get married soon

No. 306509

File: 1672961899938.jpeg (107.86 KB, 730x693, DBB72852-EDF1-4D84-8EE7-F50673…)

I was violently obsessed with this man a few months ago and to this day he’s the only man I’ve considered myself attracted to for his looks.

No. 306570

File: 1672997032881.png (718.62 KB, 919x1200, 12502654-0CED-4AF0-8B86-4AB355…)

Nice

No. 306792

>>305336
I thought you meant the dog's voice actor

No. 306803

File: 1673123364736.jpeg (47.05 KB, 242x525, 09DAEC3B-1D62-4BAD-B3B0-9AB8FB…)

>>306188
Here’s one I found recently

No. 306815

>>306803
God you just know he was super fucking obnoxious and loud in middle school

No. 306817

>>306570
who is he

No. 307068

File: 1673262622275.jpg (13.19 KB, 399x399, 23127c9d36c76c5e6af60a1a1404c6…)

It upsets me that I'll never have him. I listened to the Strokes a ton when I was younger but only started finding him attractive in the past 2 years. He's been looking godawful in recent years though. What a shame. I can't even watch their old music videos anymore because I'm sad I'll never kiss young Julian.

No. 307069

>>306188
>Traditionally attractive
AGAGGAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGAGAGAGAGGAGAHHHGAHHAHAHGDJFJJFKFKTL

No. 307093

>>306817
nta but seems to be Takahashi Eikichi, a japanese sculptor who died young

No. 307107

>>307068
This moid looks like my genderbend wtf

No. 307113

>>307069
nta but you know she's talking about >>306170 right

No. 307115

File: 1673282997695.jpg (105.25 KB, 1000x563, Hhhhhs.jpg)

>>307069
I mean compared to Chris, Zach and Tomar he seems more well built and has the most TV friendly face

No. 307123

>>307115
He looks like absolute shit kek

No. 307129

>>307069
the bar is very low for zachfags…
t. former zachfag

No. 307186

>>307129
Wasn't she talking about Lyle?

No. 307194

>>307186
yes and he's not traditionally attractive. he's pretty average looking and also does himself no favours with the kinds of pictures he takes

No. 307203

>>307129
>former Zachfag
Enlighten us on how you ended up there

No. 307309

Zachfags, Lylefags… let’s not fight..

No. 307314

>>307068
I feel your pain nonnie… different artist but I'm going through the same thing

No. 307360

File: 1673403402151.jpg (50.75 KB, 647x627, 4f79de83bf1a219be69ce400d21dfc…)

>>307309
You're right, you should be both bowing to Chrisfags

No. 307471

File: 1673476601502.jpeg (202.67 KB, 1024x768, 1670101639914.jpeg)

Oneyfags. We can all agree our husbandos are retarded and not really the most attractive to the average nonna. But does that matter? No. It matters that we have each other and our boys, we're in this together, Oney Sisters.

No. 307480

>>307471
Otae would beat these guys up.

No. 307489

File: 1673492325394.jpeg (131.84 KB, 750x563, 2B2B4D06-41B7-4E0F-A569-30E85C…)

>>307360
Love this retarded irishman with all my heart

No. 307542

This sounds kind of twisted but does anyone else want their husbando to die earlier so he doesn't disappoint you or fuck things up in the future?

No. 307576

File: 1673564765095.jpeg (168.11 KB, 2048x1364, F4B5375A-8CC0-42F1-9681-91A8B4…)

Deserved. So deserved. I love him. I love him so much.

No. 307615

File: 1673584876333.jpg (650.86 KB, 4104x2808, imok.jpg)

Green…

No. 307650

File: 1673620898007.jpg (233.99 KB, 736x1087, 13d12938379e597a2edf4ee872af50…)

I love his smile so much.

No. 307716

File: 1673648960784.png (346.09 KB, 784x428, Screenshot_1986.png)

>>307650
are you this anon? are you THE resident japananon here or does this site just have a david sylvian bias because im all for it lol

No. 307751

>>307615
ooh, he's hot, I'd never heard of him before. He kind of looks like an ex of mine

No. 307752

>>307471
Chris is genuinely a cutie

No. 307830

Listening to songs about love and browsing candid pics of my husbando as if I was there with him, as if I ever knew him… sigh

No. 307883

>>307716
That was indeed me lol, but there are other sylvianons.

No. 308122

File: 1673814577531.gif (7.5 MB, 540x450, Tumblr_l_505465812901343.gif)

The love and adoration, i've for him is ridiculous, i've been obsessed with him once again, since i watched the prequels again… i need help… still beautiful to me

No. 308193

>>307883
its good to be around others with refined tastes…

No. 308311

File: 1674065950423.jpg (43.66 KB, 437x612, gettyimages-1431127060-612x612…)

Zachfags! New York Comic con pics I managed to find. I also found some Poloni show interviews/press videos with Zach (no face) if anyone wants me to drop them?

No. 308312

File: 1674066014895.jpg (40.44 KB, 408x612, gettyimages-1431126823-612x612…)

>>308311
he looks so retarded in this I'm sorry

No. 308314

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No. 308315

File: 1674066184929.jpg (459.61 KB, 1706x2560, NYCC-2022-The-Paloni-Show-Zach…)

>>308314
I love him so much

No. 308318

>>308311
I lied, there is a video interview kek

No. 308319

>>308315
I want to kill myself every time i see his ugly rat features and rat-like face

No. 308323

File: 1674067846623.jpeg (127.55 KB, 550x266, 78C9995A-6429-434F-9B1C-17BAFC…)

>>308319
He owns the rattiness, and nobody can deny the comparisons

No. 308326

>>308319
>>308323
Agreed, but I still love him in all his rat glory, he could eat all my walls and I would always house him

No. 308368

File: 1674075559691.jpeg (91.36 KB, 683x1024, _ (6).jpeg)

He isn't really an irl husbando because I'm exclusively attracted to the character and not the actor necessarily, but I suppose it'd have to go here. I had another dream last night where he and I were laying on the bed in his room, chatting in the afternoon. Our conversations covered every imaginable topic. At a certain point, we landed on his disability. In a tender voice I asked if he ever wished he could live a life free from his disability. He said that he sometimes did, but he didn't want to focus on something that would never happen anyway. It was silent for a moment. I take an interest in chiropractic care and had some knowledge about his situation. I turned my body to him and leaned on my arms, my face hovered near his. „Would you allow me to try something? I promise it won't hurt.” He nodded, a bit confused. I sat back and instructed him to lay on his belly and relax. I used a gentle tone of voice and ran my hands along his back. „Just relax, I'm going to try a few things” I applied gentle and constant pressure along his back, easing him into it. Then I corrected a few joints and bones, swiftly and carefully. He gasped slightly. „I'm done.” I tucked my hair behind my ears. He raised himself up on his hands and moved his legs. He seemed confused. When he stood up, he looked at me with a puzzled expression. He took a few careful steps, and couldn't believe what he was experiencing. Long story short, the whole family was overjoyed and they invited me over for dinner .

No. 309547

>>308315
>>308314
Might be me but Zach looks a little sleepy in some of these.



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