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previous thread >>>/g/193846
the anticipated second containment thread for the irl husbandofags is here! sperg freely about your trash men here and don't forget to have fun
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stevefag did you ever use the relic of mid-late 00s greatness known as blingee??
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to bless the new irlhusbando thread
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in this article he said:>> "Having recently gone through a time of intense crisis, I now understand that I am suffering complex mental health issues and have begun ongoing treatment,” the statement says. “I want to apologize to everyone that I have alarmed and upset with my past behavior. I am committed to doing the necessary work to get back to a healthy, safe and productive stage in my life.”
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It was great fun. the apex of tacky 00s profile graphics and the base of all the fun of modern phone apps like picsart. that kind of graphic is coming back into fashion again too>>289311
dc is still going to release the flash, they've spent too much money to let it go to waste
really tempted to photoshop THE TALENT to say something vulgar, maybe THE WHORE, but I shall abstain
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he is just so perfect in The Mummy, both his acting and his looks
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carreyfag, i hope you are doing well.
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I must've written this in a previous life
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if you don’t collect everything related to your irl husbando you’re NGMI
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I tend to stick to the streams where I think he looks the most attractive. If he's wearing a hoodie or the beard's coming in full force I am clicking on that shit fast as hell. He's been keeping me sane during this rough patch. Thanks, Limmy ♥
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where is the discord server btw, i need to sperg about my husbando with a bunch of nonnies who won’t reprimand me for my taste (because of their choice of husbandos)
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I'd like portions of the 00s-10s back without some of the toxicity of the era>>289360
as a song I listened to once said "somewhere between ecstasy and suicide". I want to be a happy woman and I'm not rn? but was I ever happy?
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my other true husbando next to john >>289439
Carreyanon, have you seen this insane conspiracy post about Jim being a serial killer on reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/ti9557/i_copied_and_pasted_this_archived_blog_post_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I think you would get a laugh out of it
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I've seen it. a little farferched for my tinfoil taste, although creative. Not doubting he has done some very bad things but I don't think The Number 23 is a biopic
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Yesterday I wanted to off myself but then I watched a bit of Limmy's Show this morning before work and I'm happy as can be. At this point I'm starting to think I genuinely am unhinged and I might be going psychologically crazy because the hold that this man has over me is fucking insane.
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slurps the sweat from his hair like its a straw mmmm vegetable soup!
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what’s your thoughts on him ?
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if it's not him then i don't want em
i've read our birthcharts and now im convinced he's the love of my life sry not sry
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I cannot lie Anthony Padilla is gorgeous af, even in his emo Smosh days he was fine
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Samefag Jonny Hawkins from the band Nothing More is also gorgeous AF and has a great singing voice
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At this point I know it's weird but I don't give a shit. Manifesting a tattooed bf in my future 1/10 as adorable
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Aw anon that's cute. I know what you mean about feeling frustrated you might not run into anyone like him. I often feel the same way about how I don't think I could meet anyone similar to my parasocial crush, but then I think I'd be so disappointed and disillusioned if things didn't work out. That's really nice that you carry his books around with you. That sense of longing can really suck, but I think it's admirable how much you love him. >>290566
Lol nona I'm glad you're prioritizing your safety. I wouldn't want your husbando to kill you.
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>sent this letter to his brother when he was 40 years old
Why do I find this kind of autistic behavior so endearing
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It's like I fall more in love with him with each passing day. This is definitely not normal! Tbh I get withdrawals from his streams/show when I'm at work. The only thing keeping me steady throughout the day is looking forward to going home and watching him stream/his show. The worst part is that I don't even think my Limmy autism has peaked yet.
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must be ovulating. i want mads mikkelsen sexually again
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This thread is as dead as my husbando but I really want to sperg about him, I'm tired to pretend he's not the hottest man i've seen, I found him so captivating that is embarassing.
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Jerma is so cute it drives me insane. His girlfriend is so lucky. That should’ve been me
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God I just want to live in a simple cozy cloudy looking town where my husbando takes me on long drives, we take walks together near the woods, I cry into his arms and he hugs me real tight and strokes my head telling me everything's going to be alright in that low gravely voice of his, we have sleepy cuddly sex in bed, drink tea together, raise a cute daughter and live happily ever after the end. In no particular order.
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I don't CAre don't care he fired people from their own bands they were also his bands, I don't care he makes most musicians he works with hate him idc, that's like the worst thing he does is he's petty and honestly, he kicked out whetton for being an alcoholic and idk, steve doesnt have to have empathy for alcoholics i guess because he's so health conscious and autistic he probably doesn't understand how someone can be an alcoholic and just not show up for a band since he's so anal. Plus I think him pressuring Greg to stay in the band is funny, his flaws are so mild compared to what other people like they just don't like him because he's mean to their faves. He isn't even that mean, he's just shady mostly and I think the idea of him being responsible for people who aren't fully committed to the music freaks him out because he did that at 20 at the cost of waiting several more years living in a shitty apartment with three friends making no money!
Also, maybe he didn't like Steve Hackett because Steve Hackett's the asshole. Didn't he cheat on his wife? Also he grew out his fingernails to a disgusting length because he didn't want to use a pick, what the fuck? Clearly he doesn't have anyone to finger. Steve Howe on the other hand once said he could grow out his fingernails to better play spanish guitar, as is the custom, but he said long fingernails aren't part of 'his lifestyle.' You do the math.
Firing Jon Anderson was a lover's quarrel. That one was 100% pure pettiness.
Sageing because this is one for the real spergy autistic husbandofags.
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Dacre with his dogs. I wonder what their names are.
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Quite honestly he's the only reason I haven't ended it all KEK. I've been rereading his autobiography like crazy. He is the light in the darkness. I'm going insane, I think like legitmately fucking insane. I love him so much. I'm fucking obsessed. My precious possibly-maybe-on-the-spectrum blorbo.
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With his clumsy, skinny, spidery fingers he was knitting woolen socks for the peasants. He had almost spitted his gray eyes on the knitting needles, for it was already dark.
Someone knocked daintily at the plank door. That was Impure in Heart. And at once Lanky began feeling ashamed. He was ashamed of his height and his woolen socks and his
room. And with difficulty and shame he set his bony legs into motion and shamefully extended his hand to the guest. It reached across the whole room. Then he stammered some friendly
mutterings into his woolen socks.
(he characterizes himself as Shamefaced Lanky and a friend as Impure in Heart here)
oh nonnies i miss my dead author so much
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>stares at you from across the room
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As my love for him has migrated from attraction to obsession, so I have migrated from the unconventional attractions thread to this one. I love Dubov, I love his cuteness, I love his accent, I love how smart he is (just watch any of his interviews). He is perfect in every way, and I mean that. The fact that he speaks russian as well as english makes him 10 times more attractive to me. I imagine him saying things like "I love you", etc in russian but I don't know what he's saying because I don't know the language. Then I secretly take language classes for russian and learn it, but he doesn't know I know what he's saying. The last time I obsessed over a 3d man like this I was a teenager. I'm honestly surprised I still have the capability. I like to imagine a scenario where we play chess against each other in a tournament (he wins), then talk about politics afterwards and become friends and meet up after every future tournament to talk and slowly grow closer and closer.
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ohhhhhhh nonas. i've been listening to black country new road again and i'm falling back in love with him. please convince me not to enter an essay contest so i can maybe win and go to london to maybe see him walking the streets. i am going fucking insane
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Do it nona, I know nothing about your husbando but if I had a 1/1000 chance to possibly see mine I'd jump on it in a heartbeat. The worst outcome is that you lose the essay contest, your only loss being the time you spent writing it. London is a nice city anyway whether you see him or not. Do you have a specific contest you're thinking of entering? I'm not sure if posting my husbando is avatarfagging or not
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he strongly resembles Leon Kennedy in this pic. god he is so fucking hot
His depression and being single only make him hotter tbh.
But reading again the statements by some of his ex-partners during the whole sex pest drama last year, at best he sounds like a douche and a pain in the ass to have an affair with. So yeah I don't think I wanna fuck him anymore lmao.
Got a link to the debunk? I know at least two of the people who were framed as "victims
" in the google doc said they were not victims
at all. But what about the others? I know it's not that big of a deal as he didn't groom or rape anyone, it was definitely blown out of proportion, but if he actually talks shit about his own friends behind their back, if he actually sleeps around with his fans, and if the STD incident actually did happen, then that makes him kind of an asshole and a bad partner. That audio recording sounded pretty real to me. Of course even if those things were true, it's still possible that he has learned from that but knowing he used to sleep around is a huge turnoff.>also I thought he was married?
lmao no? Where have you heard that?
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well I didn't hear anywhere that, I just speculated that he was married to one of his fellow streams, MentalJen, because they seemed like a married couple kek. also I did not do any research on it so I just went along with the thought. oh and if you want a link to the whole allegation drama, go see the kiwifarms vinesauce thread + a few vids on youtube. in one of the vids it analyzes the audio recordings, coming to the conclusion that they were all faked. from what I've read this whole shit came from 4chan(picrel), some retards wanted to see vinnys career fall apart so they decided to waste their lives trying to ruin someones career. here is the vinesauce thread on kiwifarms, sadly kf is down temporarily, so make sure to check it out when it comes back from the dead: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vinesauce.9958/
I think the drama starts at page 100?? I'm not so sure because I can't check it now.
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Nonnies I am going insane. Ive always been obsessed with this body type and i had no kdea that old pro wrestlers are a goldmine for EXACTLY that body. Put your thumb over their faces because they're ugly as shit but god damn i need some beef like that
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The one closest ti the camera is hot if you just rip his whole head off and find a better one to replace it with
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My halloween husbando (ok the movies aren't horror nor scary at all except when he's in his non-living form maybe but he's an undead mummy so he counts). I'm more focused on the character rather than the real life man himself this time, even though I like both but he's still 3D so I'll contain him here.
I actually rewatched all the Night at the museum films recently and still genuinely love it and all the other characters too idc if it's a dumb cheesy kiddy movie it's fun and magical. I think I like it more now than as a kid because I wasn't paying much attention back then kek. First one is the funniest imo but in the third one Ahkmenrah gets more screen time, more backstory, and is where a certain dj dance gif is from so I like it a bit more. Third one also has a more interesting plot although it did kind of felt like the movie dragged it out near the end, and at times running some jokes into the ground, where I was like "ok we get it" but otherwise it's fine. So I rank it as 3>1>2. Maybe switch 1 and 3 in terms of humor. Second one isn't bad necessarily, just didn't interest me as much as the other two and Ahkmenrah is barely in it till the very last minute.
I love thinking of all the ways Ahkmenrah would react to modern things, love his regal/formal old-timey way of speaking, and he's written with a nice personality in general, he would probably call you his queen unironically kek or some other variant of that. Also the fact that he's one of the very few characters in the museum that used to have a living body instead of wax or other materials, and is the whole reason why the things in the museum can even come to life is pretty cool, so he's extra special out of all the other characters in the movie, his outfits are gorgeous, and he has the best dances. Only downside is you can only visit him at night and he'll outlive you since he's immortal..but I won't think about that now! The first part can at least have workarounds, like disguising him if you take him outside to other places lol. I think there is potential for other possibilities with his character too even with the little info given, since he's thousands of years old and all he probably experienced a lot so it's fun filling in the blanks (sometimes I like to fantasize about him telling me old stories of his life) So um that's the end of my essay.
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He's a plane, train, automobiles type autist. He even got to experience riding in the cockpit of a private jet like a good boy. He feels more safe flying in a private jet than he does eating meat.
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Stuck on this shit ride of life and can't get off, but at least I get to listen to Depeche Mode
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My sweet Depeche boys
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I showed them to my cousin who likes British vtubers and she said they looked like they were gay
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anyway thank you for listening. just wanted to get gross shit off the front page
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Actually before I really got into DM and just knew about their music, I thought that at least one of them was gay. It's not even because of how they looked or anything. I think I just had some association that someone in the band was gay. Anyway once I got into Depeche lore I found out that none of them were gay. My androgynous Depeche boys…>>298538
In order of preference I would marry Dave, Alan, Martin, Fletch, and then Vince I guess lol. I could marry all of them or just one, depending on their preference. I am so grateful to them for making good music that I really would marry any and all of them (except maybe Vince since he was only there for one album… Speak&Spell was good, but still).
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Because why not?
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Currently looking online for an oversized leather jacket because I've been inspired by the Depeche boys. I know in the 2d husbando thread I've seen people talk about buying particular clothes because it reminds them of their husbando. Curious if anyone if this thread has done something like that as well or if it's just me… also sorry for taking over the thread with Depeche Mode
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Alexander is conventionally chad attractive but Bill Skarsgard has an odd handsomeness to him that I love.
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Ross Lynch is very attractive. He has a slight cokehead edge that is appealing.
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So true anon, if he wasn’t an actor he’d be a great model.
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Sage because it’s the husbando thread, but I’ve honestly got a girl crush on the honorable First Lady. Her cute little suits and her here in traditional Korean dress is adorable. I want to hang out her in South Korea and see the sights.
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I guess just 70's buttoned shirts that I find at thrift stores, and corduroy pants that are flared at the end, but to be honest I've always loved those kind of pants, they are so cute and comfortable. Tucking into my pants, which I've always done anyway. Buying more colorful clothes/having more colorful hand-me-downs (I have a lot of that), and interesting patterns. He's more like a scaffold to build a style I've always wanted to explore regardless. He also wears lots of flannel, which I have a lot of. He's not very drippy but he dresses pretty comfortably, too, which is important.
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god I adore him, his face his height his everything
Yes, although the older he got the more plainly he dressed, sometimes not even tucking in the shirt. I think he was going for a more sophisticated look. I wish he was just a tad more costumey, like Chris Squire was.
You should get the oversized jacket, I've had leather jackets before, real or faux, and they are comfy though sometimes smelly. Even Steve got one in the 80's, though I imagine it was fake leather. It'll probably be expensive though, to get a quality, real leather jacket. Good Christmas gift though
Aw, well I guess that’s to be expected. I think his style as an old man is nice in its own way. It looks very comfy and down to earth. And I think he does look sophisticated. Better than a lot of other aging rock stars.
Can I ask when you got into Yes and developed your crush on Steve? I think vintage mens fashion is fun and I’m curious if you have any favorite outfits for him.
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I got into Yes properly in like 2018, kind of recent, because I got an album of theirs for my birthday that year, because I like vinyl records. It was the Yes Classic record, which was used and cheap, and that's just a collection of some of their best songs. Of course now I own all my favorite albums of theirs. I don't want Topographic Oceans tbh. I got into Steve more recently because I'm usually not into members of bands as people. But Jon Anderson, the lead singer of Yes, is interesting and I was interested in him because he's such a hippie and has unique vocals. The rest followed. I don't know what it is about Steve over the others that I love, I just love him.
It's hard to compile actual pictures and collections of his outfits, given a few factors>not many images to begin with>black and white>holding guitar
There's a secret fourth reason>ugly
His outfits probably suck to the untrained eye but to the Stevetrained eye, I like them. I also like his accessories, as it encourages me to accessorize. I wish I had a snake-skin belt…
If you mostly want images of vintage men's fashion from the 70's, just check out the whole band's outfits; or other bands, though Yes was never super rock-n-roll so their outfits are probably more on the hippie spaced-out side.
Thanks for sharing nona. 2018 may be kind of recent in terms of Yes' career, but to have been following them for four years and been really attached is awesome! I know what it's like to have a band that you're really attached to (obviously). Music is a wonderful thing and it's a bonus when you really like the music and the people behind the music are also interesting cute
I hope your Stevetrained eye will continue to aid you in spotting cute accessories so you can continue to be stylish and twin with Steve. I'm sure it is a skill that has taken years to perfect unless it's an innate talent some people are born with like perfect pitch
A snakeskin belt sounds cute. And even if some of his outfits are questionable, I always respect a questionable ensemble that expresses someone's sense of style over something safe and boring.
Thanks. I don't know if it was really 2018 or earlier, I am really bad with time. The funny thing is, he is safe and boring, his sense of style is subtle and not very flashy, but is a combination of things he likes. I wish there were more pictures of him in the image I posted, maybe of him standing and one in color. Kind of disappointing
You should get the large leather jacket if you're still that same anon, I think leather jackets are always in style somehow.
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I will! I actually ordered one online yesterday. Second-hand too. I've already got a lot of black in my wardrobe and high-waisted pants. Just need the jacket now to complete the Depeche ensemble. Kek and now I'm thinking of how funny it would be if there was an lc convention and everyone just dressed as their husbando
It was nice talking to you Howechan. Good night to you and all the other husbandofags.
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i have also been thinking about him (sexually)
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i member when this picture was going around tumblr because people thought it was really jerma
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I have the most retarded crush on Boris for quite a while now. No matter which moid I crush on from time to time, I always come back to him to daydream about. Idefk what he looks like but him cooking, making a hat for his cat, being crafty and his exaggerated accent makes him so cute to me. I want him to cuddle me and make me food and tell me stupid jokes ;-;
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Oneyfags rise up, we have autistic fics to write
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Already on it kek
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i have been summoned. i want to hold zach in the palm of my hand
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God bless you nonnie
, your number 1 fan will be waiting! Also these fucking edits kek>>302259
I can't stop thinking about holding his face in my hands, his cheeks would fit so perfect in between my fingers and thumb
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Hate when I look at photos of Chris and I’m hit with that dreadful realization that I will never meet this big bitch. Sperg incoming but I wish I could be like those cringey fans that email him constantly or bother him on twitter in his dms. I wish I could sperg out about monkeys and apes with him. I wish I could take him for a tour at the zoo I work at and let him see the animals up close and feed them
>tfw you will never hold hands with him while walking around at the zoo and talking about great apes and spider monkeys
>ywn hear him imitate the gibbons songs and the howler monkeys hoos
>ywn accidentally brush hands when you pet the small cownose rays in the aquarium touch tank and see him blush from it
im so down bad nonnas if you see a zoo date fanfic with chris look away kek
I remember on Sleepycabin Chris said he was into "petite women with pixie hair cuts" so if thats you nonny
go for it
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I wish I could but Im neither of those kek I’m also sure he gets it all the time from fans so it must be annoying. I’ll just pine from afar and write my daydreams down as self insert fics for the rest of the oneyfags ♥
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I feel ya nonnie
. >ywn get to meet Zach (or Chris)
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i came back to this thread to say i feel so relieved there’s other nonnas out there who feel the same way about the oney players as i do. i genuinely do wish zach was my actual husbando even though i’m probably the opposite of whatever he looks for in a woman. i just love it when a man is naturally funny and slightly ugly
Real as shit nonnie
, I love guys who are goofy in looks and in personality. From Nicki's comics & posts Zach is such a good & sweet boyfriend too>>302371
I hope you've never washed since that day.
It was at a really small local con that hosted a Newgrounds animator panel one year (but I also do live in LA, so whenever I’m in Burbank/Glendale I am always secretly hoping to run into them kek).>>302374
I definitely considered it.
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Envious of you nonnie
hope you see them again in the wild this time kek
He was super sweet, especially considering how nervous I was. >>302383
Thank you nonna, I hope you all get to meet them as well! Also these edits are amazing.
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i’m a couple degrees of separation from them hopefully one day i get to meet them both.
i’m friends with the manager of the smiling friends studio in my city and might get a job for them soon!!
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Nonnas living the dream!! Gods favorite itt
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Did this doodle whilst working bc I couldn't stop thinking about >>302259
Nonna we need you as a spy on the inside! I hope you get the job if you go for it
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Nonnies I'm so obsessed with him it's not funny. He was so attractive late 90s-00s and now he's hit the wall (but I still love him…) I will never forgive him for being bald in his sex tape.
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there’s a picture from the 90s? that used to circulate tumblr a lot with him with frosted tips that image could probably get me pregnant. i would truthfully sell both kidneys to lick his armpits.
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Goddamnit my little changuito Chris in the new oneyplays video. I just got over my zoo date daydream too
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This is what I mean he's just so goofy it's really really endearing…I think he'd be very sweet in person
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Sometimes I feel like he's into femdom shit kek I would love to dominate him tho, he'd be such a cute sub omg>>303228
Nonna I pray & manifest everyday that you can take Chris on a zoo date, sounds like the cutest shit ever
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>>303272nonnie you can't lie, he has such the perfect face to make beg & whine
& considering he used to jelk for 3 hours too kek. I'm giving myself too many ideas, Lord help me>>303283
I always imagine Zach being the classic chill/shy guy to being dominating cliché, but now thinking about it, you're kind of onto something…
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Yeah, he tries his best to not be degenerate, probably even more now bc all these annoying ass horny zoomers and troons that have now appeared and non stop shout "handsomest streamer" in his chat>>303725
Picrel is the original, I know there's an edit where he's in like a tiny thong kek, I await the full frontal leak
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Was watching Red Letter Media with my Nigel when out of nowhere he goes, “Ha! Mike reminds me of someone you would have dated before me” and then paused and said “NO OFFENSE!” kek
Joke’s on me. He’s right, I have an inexplicable crush on the dude and he doesn’t even know
He only recently hit 1 million followers and he doesn't give any incentives to donate/sub, he was 98 on the twitch leaks which is pretty bad for someone of his size. Considering a single event stream can cost at the very very least $10k people donating isn't gonna be enough (especially for things like dollhouse which I think was 80-100k). Before taking on sponsors he used his entirety of his savings on those streams, you're getting angry that he's a sellout because he takes a few mins out of a 4 hour stream to make enough to cover whatever shit he's doing. Think logically nonnie
So he picks the porn
sponsor? Really? Out of every sponsor in the known universe?
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>>304679>Not of him and Zach
I'm a few degrees of separation away and I fear it because it's not through the best means. If he has a vague idea I exist at all he probably hates me. I'm too ugly for my husbando to ever want me even if I had likable qualities
My dreams turned to dramatic nightmares a long time ago and yet I can't expel him from my mind. He just lives rent free in there like a parasite. I've resorted to trying to forget my nights in order to shield myself from the visuals
Ahh, I’m sorry nona. For me, the fact we have mutual acquaintances/a few degrees of separation makes me sad because I have a hunch we probably would
get along, and if we did happen to meet and work together, I think he’d find me attractive too. Something about that fantasy felt attainable and “so close, yet so far away” and it just feels bad, sigh
Nonnies… I might be cooking up something, but I can't promise anything maybe not pegging, but defo femdom>>304724
I feel you nonna I've been jermafag for years and it hurts, he's literally my dream man, I really want to bring back the jermafag thread in /m/ but there's not much to talk about and probably will derail this is also very surreal that this thread is basically just jerma & oneyfags my two loves>>304742
Just remember the divorce rate. 50%. That's pretty large chance for you to live your dream
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i love him forever
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weakest cheek pop ever, didnt even make a sound, disappointing and lame. +3 points for acting silly!!!!!!!
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Hope oneyfags can get on here, I’ve been wanting to post this video since I found it kek. He’s so cute, I could stare at him for hours I want to hold and kiss him so badly i hope this video uploads, I’m doing this off my phone
We’re still here lol, well I am. There were no irl husbandposting thread in the new website yet and.. im debating if I should make a oneyfag thread.
Besides that, there’s a new Chris fic on ao3 for you chris nonnas!
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Where are people getting these "Zach hurls abuse at you" videos from?
Same nonna, I just know it's big>>305010
Yeah it's Cory not surprised if you look at his twitter, all asshole & futa porn
he's dating a TiM called "Lexi". Vidrel, 2 hours in he plays, the troon voice is deafening & I'm pretty sure the reason chat is turned off bc they're all being transphobic. Though, on a nicer note, Chris says he uses Old Spice swagger
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Merry Christmas nonnas!
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Merry Christmas to my beloved Oneyfags & that 1 jerma fag. May we prosper! If anyone wants the blank screen ver to put their own husbando in let me know kek
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Samefag heres a pic of Zach petting a cat, don’t know if its from nikki or from a video he deleted
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Anyway back to wholesome husbando posting. I love how Steve has instrumentals written for each of his family members, it's very cute. I think his wife has several songs. Mood for a Day, one of his most popular, was written for her when they first fell in love. So romantic… it's such a beautiful, expressive instrumental. He'd play it all the time to rapturous applause.
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Do you know what/whos stream? I would love to hear, someone's got to have a copy of the stream>>305239
There's so many deleted/lost videos, if there's not already an archive then one of us must start one kek. Pinterest is good, when I go digging archived /co/ threads also have good results>>305240
MY HEART!! I always love seeing what Nikki posts/doodles about Zach, I'm normally very jealous of my husbando's gfs but she's an exception
I found another upload of it At 4:02 !
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I just watched a short interview of my guy and I think I fell a little bit in love, truly. The man's been dead for a few years now but he was so humble. It's been a long time since I'd heard someone act so genuine, not at all full of himself (and not even masking it by "acting"). He said in so many words that he didn't want to be remembered as an actor, but as a friend to someone who had needed it.
And that lined up with what I'd heard a director say about him. This director was once at a party, worrying and stressing about his film, and then my guy sat next to him and said he'd saw him sitting all alone, and then asked him what was wrong. The director poured his heart out to him and eventually cast him in his movie.
I tell ya, they don't make people like him anymore.
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Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker still my fave, I still like him
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ZACHFAGS! Ao3 tag got updated, I almost cried, same person who did the Chris one too kek.>>305592
I hope she had the worst day ever and he had the best like he deserves I replied on CC if you didn't see, I still can't stop thinking about how she might have a fat fetish kek
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Thank god for oneyfags itt, the ao3 tags sometimes move slow for readerfics so I barely check them. Wish we could sperg out small fics here like how some anons do in the other husbando threads
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Today is his birthday!
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I got it off a pinterest acct while looking for screenshots of older videos that have been deleted too kek. I did see that stamper uploaded an older video that showed Zach on an archived /co/ thread but its been deleted and I only have the url to work off of. Heres the url if you wanna try https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebwPORa--e4
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I replied on CC nona <3 In other news that isn't new, I get worse every day. Every time I see a picture of him my heart just explodes. I'm going to confess I've been looking at his family members on those person lookup sites and texted a number I thought was his brother. Got no reply though. I don't know how I'm going to infiltrate into his life but I will not give up looking for a way
Way easier said than done. I'm going to try to befriend his discord moderators but I don't expect it to get me anywhere>>305710
He may be an ugly moid but he's MY ugly moid
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Hes so cute and awkward when he has his facecam on wish he did more livestreams like his witchhunt one in 2018
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i rarely watch supermega anymore but i'll still tune into the podcast or live action videos just to see him
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Just makes me love him even more kek
I check almost daily kek, if you want to talk about fics I will probably reply, I know I talked with an anon about some briefly in the unconventional thread. Anyways, the writer said they'd be writing more stuff, they're aren't the best & I feel like they're a TiF (gender neutral reader… they/them pronouns… all ticking me off) but I'll take what I can get>>305648
Ayrt, girl don't message his family especially if you did it with your personal number. I get the feeling but you can't be doing that shit, it's probably false or dead number but control yourself my love!!>>305752
Based, if Matt never dyed his hair that disgusting blonde, I would of never taken the Ryanpill and seen the light. Ryan is so hot in every single way & is the only reason I keep coming back
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Sigh. I wish there was a space for me to be unapologetically insane. You guys worry too much. I understand why but I promise there's nothing to be concerned about. He'll live his whole life without ever knowing of my existence, same goes for the people around him. Regardless I'll go back into hiding
I genuinely think you should hit up all those other numbers on those peoplefinder sites. Keep trying until you get someone. Then ask them if they know who Jeremy Harington is. Then, if they say yes or ask you who you are, explain to them that you are his one true fan and soulmate, and you are on a mission from God to unite with Jeremy Harington and marry him and have his children, forever, until you both die of a murder suicide
. Then I'm sure they'll be down to give you his contact info after you explain what's going on.
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Nikki uploaded this Zach pic just now. My heart. I’m melting, he’s so handsome!! Nonnas I can’t take this anymore
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i need him
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this thread is almost fatally deficient in joe keery
New Zach pic just dropped? On New Years? Nonnie
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Rare early Zach
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He’s retarded in a sorta endearing way tbh and he looks pretty normal lol picrel is him with veronicas dogs. He also used to twitch stream under slamhamstream and there’s some vods you can find linked on reddit that have Niall in it
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I have a few early Zach pics if anyone wants me to drop them>>306143>>306161
Yeah his voice is very nice, but he's very retarded, it's sweet though. I've never seen a pic of him, he doesn't look how I expected but not bad.
Speaking of, I'm surprised no ones mentioned Lyle yet here, I remember seeing a CC nonnie
talk about him in a thread
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Lyle is the only traditionally attractive among the group but there's practically no cam and he gets overshadowed by Chris and Zach a lot. He also seems like an idiot most of the time but its quite endearing sometimes.
Also post rare Zachs
Yeah that's why I was surprised he hasn't been mentioned, but tbh the pics he posts of himself sometimes aren't very flattering kek>>306208
Spam incoming sorry nonnies. Vid rel is where a lot of "rare" Zach pics come from, Chris is in this too, first 20 seconds he's in the green & 1:03 mins in he's sat next to Danny, then at the very right in the next scene for a split second. It's so cute seeing Zach in this kek, he seems a little awkward it's adorable
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This pic always makes me think it's of Kitboga and not Zach
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Finally my favourite one, I have more but I need to do coursework kek. There's some panels I will try and find bc I have a lot of screencaps from those but linking vids is easier.
Also been rewatching the Visage playthrough and hearing Zach cry and squeal in fear is too cute man
I felt so bad when Chris scared him kek
Unrelated but related I had a dream where Chris and I did some activities like painting.
And then I woke up..
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I’ve been watching Red Letter Media lately and I’m genuinely sad that I’ll never get to be with Mike Stoklasa. The guys are all so secretive about their personal lives, I’m assuming he’s married to Jessi, and there’s no way we’d meet in person anyway, but I have such a crush on him it hurts kek
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it is so unexpected and yet so amazing to see so many ppl share the same zach hadel crush….submitting my rare pic, i love nikki despite her stealing our husbandos, so jealous nonas just imagine its u on the right
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God I love nikki for sharing photos and cute drawings of them! So cute to know that Zach loves the cats they have and he’s their favorite. I wish I had the time but alot of sleepycabin members in 2015 would post photos of each other on twitter and I’ve been meaning to look through Micks to see if hes posted any of Zach! Heres a rare Chris pic from that time
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I can't take this… so jealous, but they're cute together>>306427
Please share whatever you find with us nonnie
This is so fucking sweet I'm gonna cry, as much as I'd hate it, I hope they get married soon
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I was violently obsessed with this man a few months ago and to this day he’s the only man I’ve considered myself attracted to for his looks.
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Here’s one I found recently
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It upsets me that I'll never have him. I listened to the Strokes a ton when I was younger but only started finding him attractive in the past 2 years. He's been looking godawful in recent years though. What a shame. I can't even watch their old music videos anymore because I'm sad I'll never kiss young Julian.
nta but you know she's talking about >>306170
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I mean compared to Chris, Zach and Tomar he seems more well built and has the most TV friendly face
the bar is very low for zachfags…
t. former zachfag
I feel your pain nonnie
… different artist but I'm going through the same thing
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You're right, you should be both bowing to Chrisfags
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Oneyfags. We can all agree our husbandos are retarded and not really the most attractive to the average nonna. But does that matter? No. It matters that we have each other and our boys, we're in this together, Oney Sisters.
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Love this retarded irishman with all my heart
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Deserved. So deserved. I love him. I love him so much.
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I love his smile so much.
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are you this anon? are you THE resident japananon here or does this site just have a david sylvian bias because im all for it lol
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The love and adoration, i've for him is ridiculous, i've been obsessed with him once again, since i watched the prequels again… i need help… still beautiful to me
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Zachfags! New York Comic con pics I managed to find. I also found some Poloni show interviews/press videos with Zach (no face) if anyone wants me to drop them?
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he looks so retarded in this I'm sorry
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I love him so much
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He owns the rattiness, and nobody can deny the comparisons
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He isn't really an irl husbando because I'm exclusively attracted to the character and not the actor necessarily, but I suppose it'd have to go here. I had another dream last night where he and I were laying on the bed in his room, chatting in the afternoon. Our conversations covered every imaginable topic. At a certain point, we landed on his disability. In a tender voice I asked if he ever wished he could live a life free from his disability. He said that he sometimes did, but he didn't want to focus on something that would never happen anyway. It was silent for a moment. I take an interest in chiropractic care and had some knowledge about his situation. I turned my body to him and leaned on my arms, my face hovered near his. „Would you allow me to try something? I promise it won't hurt.” He nodded, a bit confused. I sat back and instructed him to lay on his belly and relax. I used a gentle tone of voice and ran my hands along his back. „Just relax, I'm going to try a few things” I applied gentle and constant pressure along his back, easing him into it. Then I corrected a few joints and bones, swiftly and carefully. He gasped slightly. „I'm done.” I tucked my hair behind my ears. He raised himself up on his hands and moved his legs. He seemed confused. When he stood up, he looked at me with a puzzled expression. He took a few careful steps, and couldn't believe what he was experiencing. Long story short, the whole family was overjoyed and they invited me over for dinner .
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Gonna spam my husbandos here
I ♥ Buster Keaton
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What a gorgeous side profile
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The quality of this one is shot but I love the way he looks in it nonetheless>>307068
This guy is strangely cute
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George Mallory image dump
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I love how half of the front page is just Georgie
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I wish I knew what his voice sounded like
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K last one for now
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I tried to fill the front page with his face KEK
But this shitty site keeps giving the "seRveR FaILEd tO haNDLe yOuR uPLoaD" message (and still is!)
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god i wish that was me in the middle…
holy fuck me too nonnie
. schwartzman getting choked in fargo awakened some feelings in me
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After being dogpiled in the attractive men thread for posting an attractive man and not a plastic caveman I've been forced to relocate here. I don't even know who this tactical slut is and he's living rent free in my head. They can call the mask a burqa all they want but they're just in denial of the fact that it makes him 10X more attractive. Not everyone is brainwashed to think your cookie cutter hollywood neanderthal 'husbandos' are the pinnacle of male attractiveness.
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First of all, how can you even come to the conclusion that he has a neanderthal brow bone if his face is covered? Sounds like you're desperately grasping at straws to defend your plastic cavemen. Second of all, compare these two. On the right is a 'man' posted in the attractive men thread (shit quality pic but you can see the essentials), on the left and below is an actually attractive man. The hollywood neanderthal on the right has a disgusting, almost comical caricature of a face. You can clearly see a jutting brow bone and fake dyed hair. He is not a person, he is a creation made of plastic surgery and money crafted for the sole purpose of appealing to your primitive brain. Continue cooming over your cavemen, it doesn't matter to me. But don't jump on anyone who posts someone naturally attractive.
A real neanderthal, for reference. I wonder which one resembles the neanderthal more, hmmm?>>314920
Just looked him up and he's some zoomer-haired faggot. I don't see any correlation and I don't know why you're making these stupid comparisons but I think you should get back in the 'attractive' man thread. Keep posting your kpop waxworks and hollywood neanderthals. I shouldn't even have to say this but apparently anons are especially defensive today. Feel insecure that I criticized your cavemen?
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I'm not even going to go into the fact it's ridiculous you're measuring attractiveness purely by chin. I'm just going to say that you're completely missing the point. I do not care at all if he has no chin, I don't care if he looks like a faggot under the mask, I don't care if he's fat (that would make him more attractive, actually), I don't care if his eyes look like those of a dead fish, I don't care that I'll never see his face - all of which are wrong but that's besides the point. The point is that he is objectively attractive in a natural, non-plastic way but most anons are too stuck in the attractive 'man' thread's echo chamber to realize it. You think that because everyone agrees with you, your hollywood neanderthals are hot. Well they're not, and they're not even real, they're artificial creations of plastic surgery and selective breeding. His appeal is true and natural attractiveness which the mask accentuates. I already got an anon in the uniform thread to concede that he is in fact attractive. Try again later!
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>>314927>I don't care if he's fat (that would make him more attractive, actually
Alright now you're just fucking with us. I'm cleansing this thread (nta and not the original buster anon btw)
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If you're trying to compare him to some Donnie Darko looking character I don't see the resemblance and I don't even know where that's coming from. If he showed his hair he wouldn't have ugly unwashed hair like that thing anyway.>>314929
And here's yet another example of what I was talking about! At least you posted someone who's not an exact example of a cookie cutter hollywood neanderthal (although the 'attractive' man thread anons would probably find a way nickpick him because he's not in their designated box - I'm sure the anon who said my husbando probably has a small chin would love to hate Buster Keaton). The point that keeps flying over anon's heads is that I can like men that aren't their cavemen-looking plastic surgery creatures. I can like men who don't show their face, I can like men who aren't a celeb, and I can like men who are chubby without 'fucking' with you. I'm going to keep posting him so you better get used to seeing his face, or lack of it.
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>>314931>(I'm sure the anon who said my husbando probably has a small chin would love to hate Buster Keaton).
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Well I'm glad that there are some sensible anons on /g/! I didn't know of him until yesterday myself while searching for images to post in the uniform thread, and the second I saw him I couldn't stop thinking about him. I actually found out just a few minutes ago that his name is Roman Partizan and he's a Russian man (which makes him a thousand times hotter to me - I think Russian is the most attractive language) who has a youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@715TEAM
. His instagram is https://www.instagram.com/roman_partizan/
. I haven't had time to watch one of his videos but I assume he's part of an airsoft group or something. Also look at his hands in pic related, I'm drooling.
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nayrt but bless you nona, he is gorgeous. i feel a soul connection with amonguswindow right now
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So nonnies finally see the truth. If they at least reverse image searched the photos they'd think before clicking post. He is so fucking attractive, and I don't even know how to explain why. He's just some guy in a mask and military clothes but it's like he's turned some switch in my brain which causes me to obsess over him, and I know I'm not the only one here. I never understood why nonnies would seriously masturbate to images of men (3D and 2D) they find attractive but I think I get it now. Not that I'd defile him like that, I want the way I view him to stay pure.
I've been saving all the images of him I can find. I have a folder with 32 files in it already and I'm going to download all the videos I can from his youtube. If nonnies want I can upload the videos and images to a Mega or something so they can download them as well.
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One thing I like about the mask is how it emphasizes his eyes. I've never really appreciated how attractive eyes are but looking at Roman his eyes are definitely one of his best physical aspects next to his uniform. I had a military and mask fetish before I found him (the entire uniform thread -thank god the gore troll is gone- is pretty much just me photodumping and defending liking uniforms) so that's one of the reasons I find him hot. Judging from his instagram photos he definitely knows that the main reason some people watch him is because they find him hot. I'm sure it's not a question of if, but how much fanmail he gets from thirsty women. >Thank you for bringing this blessing over to us kek
I'm glad I've led the attractive man-starved anons from the 'attractive' men thread to an actually attractive man! I'm sure the anons who were seething at me initially are regretting their eagerness in dismissing him as an 'unidentified meat shield'.
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I'm a tactical slut enjoyer as well, I wish I had a bf that would dress up like that for me. we would have a sexy roleplay where he's my POW kek
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I'm starting to think these two nonnies maybe on to something here.
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Romanonnies, after saving so many pictures of him I figured other nonnies might want the pictures as well - so I uploaded them to a Mega folder. Inside the folder there's images of Roman Partizan (mostly taken from pinterest) and some of his youtube videos from 2023-2019 as well https://mega.nz/folder/oLoiQCSL#z15wjZLm-KcqclC56Zqprg
There are some… uh, interesting photos in there that some nonnies might enjoy. Please tell me if some videos or images are corrupted so I can fix them!
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nonas I am DYING over how bad I want him… tfw no military genius emperor bf…
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he never was gonna fuck my ugly self anyway, I was never going to be some boring, dumb blonde with fake tits, who pretended to have a room temp iq. but I came out fucking broken. this man disgusts me and any residual attraction I have to him hurts. I hate him. I hate him.
I hate you, jim carrey, and I wish the mother you despise so much had aborted you. After all, you were your families youngest child, the last thing they needed was another useless moid. All your abilities all your harm outweighs. Hollywood stereotype, running away from your problems. Cowardly, spineless, and pathetic, decades far from your former glory. Your disease and predation is wasting away. If you're lucky, you die alone, if you're not, you're preserved in a legacy of humiliation. Perfect for a clown.
Got issues with the demise of your reputation? Watching it wither and die like you watched hundreds of women you abused die inside? It's what you deserve. People are starting to see you for what you are, and it fucking incenses you. To be anything other than perfect, to be so grotesquely self indulgent, and yet self hating, clearly disordered, clearly inadequate. I thought you were strong, but you're a weak scrote through and through. And even a weakly strong woman, with time, dismantles the lies of a weak scrote.
Suck my boobs you bitch
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it ruined my life and I never even got what I wanted. i didn't even do anything wrong, this parasite twisted itself around me. and I won't forget the happier things and what they taught me, that jim wasn't always a dusky, repulsive leech, but for now? I'm afraid of what I used to love trying to dismember its persona. far too late for redemption. only god can forgive him now
so with all due respect, and strong a-logging, the blood on his hands deserves a far worse and brutal death than the one he's probably going to have. if he commits suicide that's a fool's way out. what he deserves is every woman he's ever assaulted, harassed, raped or abused stabbing him at least once, and driving that knife in deep. if there is hell and an afterlife he'll be ninth level. that's where he's going.
I'm done. I hope you're uncomfortable every single day of your short remaining life jim. That's a fraction of what you deserve.
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>when asked how it felt to be both black and Irish, Lynott responded “like a pint of Guinness.”
>during a listening party for the Black Rose album, Lynott was speaking at length about “my people”, when music journalist Alan Jones asked him, “what peoples that Phil, the Paddys or the n-ggers?” Lynott slapped Jones so hard that he fell to the floor, and he was immediately thrown out of the venue by Thin Lizzys roadie team.
>”Is there anyone here tonight with any Irish in them?” cheers “Is there any of the girls here who’d like a little more Irish in them?”
>tfw no 6ft3 mixed bass-player lead-singer Irish-historian super slutty poet bf who could be both a kind loving family man and a dark and mysterious seductor
I can’t take it anymore. Seriously I’m at my limit.
kek, late response but this is too real. I had an obsession with an IRL celeb husbando many years ago that was life consuming and when he turned out to be, surprise, a horrible person, I could have written the same manifesto. After that I swore not to get too into any celebrity again, but last year I fell deep into a crush for a famous woman. I was like… it's probably safe, right? What are the odds it would happen twice. And she's a woman, not a moid. There's no way my heart will get so broken again. And then just a few months after that, an article came out detailing supposed harassment she did (not sexual but very mean). It was a sort of sketchy article, but the way she addressed it and the way her PR team handled it was so shitty that it almost doesn't matter if it's true or not, the response was bad enough by itself. The worst part is I tried to quit her for a couple months but failed miserably and now I'm back to following all her activities because i try to forget the bad response and cope by saying the article wasn't true anyway kek. I'm retarded enough that I've almost split her into "Her As A Real Person," and "My Fantasy Version Of Her".
I wish I could stop but I'm not strong enough. I think maybe I could if I had someone IRL to direct my feelings towards, but for some reason I never fall for anyone around me at all. I want to be normal. sorry for irl waifufagging in the irl husbando thread i hope it's okay since it's basically the same illness
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God nona I'm sorry. I've tried to distance myself from celebrity gossip a little more and not emotionally invest in people.
I'm not even sure I believe the epstein island shit, but I do think JC's committed horrendous atrocities. Doesn't matter how much you talk about it, though. it hurts to my core he's never had another formal accuser. Everyone who crosses him is fucking terrified, and I'm realizing why. Beyond his press fodder he's actually a very charming showman, but his mask slipped hard. during interviews the day of his retirement he truly looked and acted like an angry, drugged up psychopath. And for the first time behind just reading or watching unsettling moments, I felt like I saw a glimpse of the "real Jim." The one who ruins lives.
I don't necessarily believe the epstein shit until I see more concrete proof, for me it's the likelihood he's a serial sadistic abuser who's probably infected thousands of young, formerly healthy women.
He's allegedly got hoards of accounts and PR, and keeps his detractors and victims
under watchful eye. How was anyone supposed to know, mercy mercy me, he was a terminally online weirdo? I guess there was a reason, even when I was still a fan, that I kept fleeing. Survivor instinct was blaring from day 1! Why didn't I listen to it! There were so many red flags, I ignored until the elephant in the room stomped me nearly dead. Like I wasn't traumatized already? I literally see picrel in my nightmares. My lingering bits of physical attraction make me sick.
In some obscure corner of the earth jim is busting his gut at how clever he thinks he is. Having sold his house and C&D'ing some aggressive qanon grifter. Oh boy, what's next? A political bid? Wanted for actual crime? Please, please tell me the plot thickens! Fucking hell, the only thing that can shock me is the serial killer theory becoming reality.
Unfortunately there's a lot of women in the industry who've disappointed me by standing in solidarity with lousy men, even if they're still better by virtue of being women. Margot Robbie hyping up and rumors she's having an affair with Brad Pitt and praising David O'Russell, for one. Olivia Wilde's dramatics, the disastrous Dont Worry Darling, possibly helping weinstein. These women accustomed to their privilege. they forget and dismiss or at worst participate and endorse the hardships other women endure. It's such a sad cycle.
Who the hell wants to be in this predicament? If I had a healthy brain and a safe home life, I wouldn't fixate on this loser. I always knew he was deranged, I sympathize with his derangement. The only lingering piece of sympathy I have is knowing this man is deeply, deeply unwell. Yet I refuse to tolerate the fallout of his sexpest endeavors. I just figured he was more like your kooky schizoid friends dad and not a creepy uncle.
Nobody prepares you for the clown revealing himself as joker. Nobody. I want to wipe him from my memory, but then I'd also be wiping parts of my meager joy. I've met people and had experiences i value in the last few years. If I'm erasing him, I erase them. Sad state of affairs to be in. I really do wish you luck and well in getting over.
I have met extraordinary people with wisdom beyond compare who aren't famous. Fame is a gamble of chance. Put your fave in an alternate reality and they wouldn't have brushed with luck. Try to think of it that way, fame is an attribute we assign that purely begins by accident and happenstance, and ends with force. Fame is pointless, and with the right posturing most people with some kind of talent could be famous, it's just PR and promotion. Spoken like a true cynical gossip.
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God I wish he looked at me like that, and that, and that and…
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The lengths I go to for him specifically
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I am healed, I am happy, there is love and light. Blissfully oblivious. The rumor mill is closed, to keep his work segregated from his rabbit holes. Chose to be a healthy woman who didn't invest in a goya eyed surrealist. I know upfront not to be too revealing, and I never was.
No butterfly ripples, no domino effects, no skull tattoos, no slap comments or career tanking cascades. What I thought was ugly is now pristine. I strayed away from sharp objects, no tingles under my nerves. Graduating on time, I relinquish a darling idol to a big city, not small wisdoms. Reminding myself that I have dreams yet be squandered.
He never retires, he was fun as hell during Sonic 2 promos, the last brava of fangirl stupidity for me! I hear whispers about productions at my newfound job, he's filming Aleister Arcane now. Heres to hoping it's no 23. 23. What a movie. What an age. What a number. What a year.
yeah, april fucking fools
I wouldn’t expect to find a fellow Phil enjoyer here! One of my favorite bassists ever, coolest motherfucker. Rip my man
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This is my beautiful husbando. I am so in love with this man, it quite frankly, is unreal.
>I can cum just by looking at or thinking of him
>I repeat his name autistically when I’m sad or stressed or scared
>I wear a bracelet with his name on whenever I leave the house
>I talk about him so much and have so many photos of him that my mom says he should get a restraining order out on me
>I’m saving my virginity for him and I’ll die a virgin if I don’t get to fuck and marry him
He is absolutely beautiful, the sexiest man to ever exist in the history of mankind. He is so fucking intelligent, charismatic, interesting, funny, mysterious, and not to mention an amazing singer. I love you so much Dave, you own my heart.
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Foaming at the mouth
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I'm going to be cringe again sorryHe means so much to me, he was such a layered character. I cried for a week after watching this series, sometimes I still do when I hear the opening music. I wish he was obsessed with me as much as I am with him. I could just lie in bed all day kissing and licking him all over and he'll do the same to me, trapped in eachother's arms, in a cozy home away from everyone else, away from this awful world. Then make him coom in french.
This game had no short curly option so this is the closest I got lol.
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Well, happy 42nd. I was not expecting to like him this much years ago (just had no opinion back then) but here I am. It was probably bound to happen anyway since he's my 'type'. I made a list of things I like about him but won't post it.
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>>318368>>318352>I wish I could stop but I'm not strong enough. I think maybe I could if I had someone IRL to direct my feelings towards, but for some reason I never fall for anyone around me at all.
I feel this in my core. Simping for unavailable fucks has been my drug of choice since childhood. I'm too damn old for this shit, especially since now I'm obsessed with a scrote with a high potential of being vile. At this point in my life I truly wonder if I have some weird erotomania psychosis because I want to live in my head with a fake version of a scrote. I fixate on the funny cute spergy side of him so I can ignore the giant fucking sword of Damocles of him being disgusting over my head. And my family lies to me and says I'm not autistic when deep down I know I truly fucking am because why the hell would I be doing this shit
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Ah what the hell he's such a qt3.14
Push my devil's doorbell you disgusting little freak, and I'll show you some good foot work
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Him except I don't really want to learn more about him because I'm scared it'll ruin him for me, all I know is he has an Italian speech impediment and a massive cock
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Toshiro Mifune. I’m starting to hyperfixate on him after watching some of his samurai movies. I keep fantasyzing about him having a gruff warrrior type personality, but with a sweet and gentle side for me. Gonna watch binge watche more of his material soon. I hear his non samurai stuff is good too. More material for me to obsess over.
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The best of both worlds
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I'm so sorry anon, for me it almost seemed like I kicked the habit for two years or so until I became obsessed with my current scrote. Like you've said, I've noticed it gets worse during times of stress. It also spikes when I find out a female friend or relative is starting an IRL relationship.>I could at least separate it as ‘well my imaginary scrote boyfriend is great but I’m sure there are men out there who I could also like'
I hate to sound melodramatic, but with my current scrote it's almost like some higher being decided to make me aware of him for shits and giggles. It's almost like this scrote was created via an algorithm because he and I are so similar (engineers, enjoy synthesizers and industrial music, interested in alchemy and kabbalah, goofball atheist). Even his rants on his facebook page seem like they could be written by me if I was doped with testicle juice. It also doesn't help that he dressed so slutty sometimes when he was younger and embodied a lot of my fetishes for men. Now he looks like the unabomber if he was a metrosexual amish guy
Aw yeah, it makes sense that you’d become so enamored with someone who you have so much in common with. I like the idea that he was AI-generated by God just for you lol. And looking like a metrosexual unabomber isn’t the worst thing in the world to happen to a guy.
I kind of feel that way about the person I have my longest standing obsession with. I don’t think my natural personality is compatible with a lot of people. I can’t imagine myself being in a relationship with most and not having to change some aspect of my personality to make it work. So I’ve accepted that I probably wouldn’t be happy in a relationship for the most part, even though I still want one (on my own terms). I know it’s delusional, but I could imagine myself being in a relationship with him and not feel constrained to put on a face to be attractive. It’s completely delusional, but somehow I can imagine that maybe he would have liked someone like me- and that’s really rare for me to imagine that with anyone. I don’t even know him, so of course I acknowledge that I could be completely wrong, but even if I was, it’s nice to have an idea that there’s at least one person I could imagine myself being happy with rather than no one at all. With most of the men I find attractive, I get the feeling that we wouldn’t actually be very compatible (nor would they be into someone like me in the first place). And the men irl who have shown interest in me are ones I am not interested in because I know I wouldn’t be happy in a relationship with them. He’s the only person I can think of who I could imagine actually liking me for me- and I’d actually like him back! So it makes sense (at least for me) why I’m so weirdly attached to this idea of a person. Sorry for rambling. I just need to put it out somewhere kek. Usually when someone asks why I don’t have a boyfriend I just say it’s because I’m not interested, but this is the real unhinged reason.
My new BF is fucking amazing and he's so sexy nonnies, and he's into women worship. It's beautiful, straight out of a dream.
He gives me everything from grabbing car/all doors, flowers everytime he sees me, paying for everything, floods me with compliments, walks on the outside of the sidewalk, picks up things I drop, does my shoes/sandels, stares at me just to tell me how beautiful I am- And when it comes to the bedroom, ugh, he's amazing. He even told me before we started having sex that he his whole goal is just to get me off, he doesn't care if he does and that I'm a goddess meant to be worshipped… Ugh amazing. So I brought up that I've always been into the idea of my feet being kissed and sucked but my other partners were not into that/didn't want to do it for me, and his answer? "yes princess, anything for you" got down on his knees and oh how he loved on them and told me how beautiful they were, and even told me it was his first time too, but his cock was just rock hard, ugh, it was amazing. And then after we had sex- But he's so in love with me, it's so cute. I love him too. Hehe.
He sounds perfect! I'm so happy for you, nonnie
Thank you nona!! He is fantastic, he even gave me full access to his phone, no permission needed and added in my thumbprint while we were in the talking phase because he wants me 'to trust him completely'. And I was talking to him about how I'm a no/go for porn and don't like it, my reasons, etc. and he admitted to me that he does look at porn but will stop (I rarely believe this with men but the thought is nice) and won't even take his phone into the shower (we don't live together yet but when he stays over) if it makes me uncomfortable (so yes, men do look at porn in the shower, he admitted it's his 'place' when he watches porn). But he's so thoughtful and considerate. Honestly I've heard "if he wants to he would" but like, I didn't know if he wanted to HE would, yknow? My exfiance (together for 8 years) was never nearly as considerate or thoughtful. I would have to beg him for compliments as he just "wasnt an affectionate person" is what he said. I was pathetic, I don't know why I stayed so long with that. I'm so happy now. Thank you for listening nonnie
I'm not sure which thread is more suitable, this was the closest thing I found to sperg on. Lol.
Thank you nonnie
!! I appreciate you. Will move all my sperging in there.
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I'm having another episode again. It drives me mad that I can't have him, it truly makes me legitimately upset. I keep creating AUs in my head where we meet in highschool or college, become friends, and start a family. I thought of how our child would look and act like, our house and backyard, activities we can do, trips, everything. I don't even want kids irl and it wouldn't work out regardless for many reasons. I have reached peak pathetic and peak creepiness.
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Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
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Something about his voice absolutely does something to me, I think because I'm not American so I find the southern accent incredibly charming lol. I also love how he'll occasionally use cute terms of endearment like "darling" or "sweetie" in his videos - I pretend he's saying them to me kek.
As much as I am attracted to him, I can't be jealous of his fiance. Very happy for her for bagging him, and the fact she's tall and a doctor - just proves he's not afraid of a tall, educated woman - incredibly rare male trait tbh.
nonna I just switch my brain off when he starts talking about god (and I choose not to watch those videos kek)
There has to be some trade off, and if I'm going to crush on a southern guy with a pretty voice - the god and guns shit is a given.
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Daveposter again still can’t get over how beautiful my husband is
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>>334186>Beautiful>Extremely fucking intelligent but acts dumb>Worships women>Said there would be no rock n roll
Without women>Elite physique, practices karate and ju jitsu>Slut>Speaks Japanese and does traditional Japanese oil painting, is amazing at it>Amazing singer>Funny>Sexiest fucking voice
Literally the absolute peak of the xy chromosome. There will be no other. No other male matters. All moids disgust me because they aren’t this one
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I'm sorry I took so long to respond, the list of things got so long and spergy I got embarrassed and chickened out kek. I agree his eyes and way of speaking are definitely the main appeal. I find big rounded eyes and eyebags in general really cute and combined with his sharp facial structure it makes an interesting contrast. (My eyes are also similar so maybe I'm being biased heh..) I love that he can go from looking cute, sleepy, and intense at the same time.
And yes his voice, it's so calm and smooth. I love his overall image/demeanor, (from what we can assume, I know nobody truly knows him) he comes across as chill but also acts kind of dorky and playful sometimes kek and I think that's cute.
I also like the voices he does for characters, at times it sounds deeper than usual which, wew. I'd give my whole bank account if he did asmr videos. If he added moans I'd give him my soul.
The slight lisp when he pronounces his S is cute too.
I also like the types of characters he plays, and the suffering, the vulnerability, eccentricity and bloody noses, that sort of stuff. I like his tv roles the most, I'm looking forward to the Buster Keaton series. There's a bunch of other little details I like but I'll end it here since this post is already long.
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Sorry for late response, I went to touch grass for a while to shake this scrote obsession. It almost seemed to work because I started to find him embarrassing, but then I went to an event where everyone was coupled up in one way or another and then I relapsed. >the men irl who have shown interest in me are ones I am not interested in
I don't think I've ever had a guy show interest in me, that could be part of the problem. I'm not really weird irl or fugly or anything that I'm aware of but most single guys just avoid me. I've even been in situations where guys would give their numbers to women I was hanging out with and they would completely ignore me kek. The guys who do act somewhat friendly to me are in relationships, so that's probably why I'm into imaginary scrotes. In my alternate universe I would go back to the mid 1980s or so, befriend him and get him to go back to applying for a NASA job and following his childhood dream instead of becoming a gross scrote. In this fantasy he is born pure and innocent, but he starts to become a gross scrote through bad influences kek. Then he and I get married and become the industrial musician power couple with STEM jobs and he stays away from gross moids. There's also something really hot about a guy who can do something "sterile and buttoned-up" like engineering and then transform into this beautiful androgynous musical creature.>>332774>I have reached peak pathetic and peak creepiness
I've reached both of those and peak autism.
I'm looking into buying a synthesizer after I took keyboard lessons (which is more than my scrote did kek he could just wing it because he was a guy) and how to get a "professional" mohawk. Also already own jacket similar to picrel
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>the crested golden scrote of Florida performs his mating dance
>the hip thrust shows that he has good pelvic stamina
>the lowered head shows that he is receptive to the female's advances
>he exposes his vulnerable neck to show the female his adam's apple as a sign of masculinity
>the much drabber female punches him in the ballsack for being disgusting and makes him her slave
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who is this? google images gives me nothing >>330280
nta but its RJ Mitte(Walt Jr from Breaking Bad)
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Any oneyfags still here?
I adore him so much I wanna be with him so bad..
I think about him all the time and even dream about living with the sleepycabin guys :(
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Still here nonna! As soon as the zachfags and the art anon left it got a bit quiet. Sorry for not posting him as much and keeping it alive. I still haven’t even finished writing that zoo date fanfic I sperged about up thread
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It's far too early for a new thread but if it happens I suggest picrel for the OP>>335655
They're in the unconventional thread now.
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>ynw be a member of Nacho Varga’s cokehead live-in gf harem
Why go on
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Lol its okay! I got a fic about chris I was writing for someone on twitter too that I still haven’t finished so I get it. Its nice to see that oneyfags are still here
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tbh hope it gets lively again with the other oney and zachfags like before. I haven’t been able to sperg proper and it doesn’t help that Chris recently posted on twitter about losing weight and lifting. Might make a burner ao3 account just to post fics about him working out
Yes! we’re still here nonna! Nice to see that the other oneyfags are still here. >>335682
Do it nonna!
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I wish he posted pictures of himself more often because he looks sorta built now. Shoulders so broad he looks like he can engulf every Oneyfag itt with one hug and still have room for more. I’d climb his ass like a tree if it didn’t kill his fucking back
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My god the complete 180 Chris and Zach have when it comes to interacting with the public is so funny to watch. Chris is always so shy like he can never get used to being put on the spot while Zach embraces it and even helps when other people are nervous meeting him by just acting nonchalant. After seeing that vid I wanna straddle Chris so bad
Still here, I mentioned Zach briefly in the unconventional men thread a little while back, I stopped obsessively posting since it'd gone quiet & other nonnies where tiered of seeing his rat face kek>>335676>>335682
We really all are cooking, I have 2 Chris fics I've been working on/off too but I'm currently working on different things, I hope you nonnies get to finishing them I'd love to read! especially since Zach's ao3 tag had 2 fics removed, I'm manifesting they get put back up
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I hate myself
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The fedora wearing weirdo. And the accent
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rare IRL husbando…. i genuinely love him so much it’s insane. a friend of mine that’s soon seeing him at a NG meet-up will be taking many more pics for me, thankfully. i’m very lucky for it!
i’ve never felt so much love for another person in my life; i think of him day and night and not a minute goes by where i don’t wonder what he’s doing right now. his work ethic is so admirable and watching him code on stream is endearing, i only wish i could be there in person in the same room as he was. he’s so cute when he’s concentrated on working, and the 12 hour long sleeping stream he did has me enraptured for every second of it. every time he reads my chat messages on stream and laughs, my chest flutters and it feels like i’m falling in love all over again. there’s nothing more that i want but to hear that laugh in person, to see the squint of his eyes when he smiles and that adorable tooth-gap he has. i want so badly to know what he smells like. i’ve bought the same deodorant he uses, despite the fact it’s sort of expensive and only comes in a pack of 5 to ship to my country!! (it smells REALLY good btw.)
i feel like i’m the only person out there who knows him so intimately - or at least as intimately as one COULD know him without ever speaking to him personally. i know to keep my distance because of how extreme autist fans like me can come across if i had the chance. maybe that’s what makes it so much harder to stay away…
apologies for the long sperg out - but one day i will meet him, i just know it. it’s what keeps me so involved in NG and its community. my motivation for each passing day. soon…he will be my wife…
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Wow late as fuck but man, good to meet another Toshiro Mifune appreciator. He was a total babe.
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I completely agree w you nonna esp on the last part. Hes so cute when embarrassed AND anxious
Theres no way he doesnt like being topped imo..
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he'd probably be really shy while in bed
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Absolutely! He probably gets flustered asking for it too. Im so jealous of veronica, How could she fumble not just chris but mick too!? I hate her..
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I hate this picture of them all so bad. Physically made me cry Zach having that state on his face, probably from the smiling friends S2 stress but still… Chris wearing all that. Don’t get me started kek. But I can only take what I can get I guess. Also i noticed both nikki & Chris took this pic down after it being up for an hour>>337380
On CC there was, but on here no one’s actively posted about him here I think.
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Oneyfags your not gunna believe this but Ive actually talked to THE adam recently on discord. I freaked out about it for like 2 hours. I go total autizmo mode everytime I think of it. My friend says I actually have a chance with him, I think I do too. Its such a blessing to even be in the same server as him.. I hope to talk to him more…
. I don't think anyone here is an Adam fag and I also think actually hooking up with them is weird.
Praying & manifesting for you nonnie
! Good luck! once you marry him, get the rest of us our oneyhusbandos kek
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embarrassed to admit on one hand but he's around my age at least
he's got the personality of white bread but he's cute. He's a sweet guy.>>337785
That's Oscar Piastri, a f1 driver
Thank u nonna!!
I am so happy to have even spoken to him once, its so amazing that he talked to me it feels like a dream.. still cant believe it. He laughed at one of my messages the other day, I really do hope he talks to me more. I love himbos sm man hes so cute
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Wake up oneyfags, new Chris photos just dropped
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Hope everynon is having a wonderful evening! I sure am looking at pictures of my lovely husband
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I love him so much <3(do not use emoji/ emoticons)
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something about justin long just speaks to me, i realized i think he’s ugly irl/in red carpet photos but something about him whimpering and being mutilated in various ways, the ultimate male scream queen
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You know you're down bad for your husbando when you spend the 4th of July fantasizing about how sexy it would be if he moaned into a bite of his burger and got a drop of sauce in the corner of his mouth.
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I love when new pics of him drop but whenever he's barefoot I just KNOW people are gonna be weird about it and it makes em cringe preemptively.
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I'm not an oneyfag but I respect them. On topic, Joji. The fact that he was papa franku only makes him sexier
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He looks better now, maybe the stress was getting to him.
They know what the people want to see>>338983
He looks so much like Michael Monroe from Hanoi Rocks
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As much as I like this dumb little frogman there's still some scrotey tendencies of his I need to complain about. Each new woman he dates keeps getting younger and younger. I'm not surprised at all and already figured he was like this considering the multitude of other questionable decisions he makes (tbh I've been meaning to vent about that sooner but didn't want to post too much), plus the fact that he's male and every famous moid does the same thing, but it's becoming so blatant now. I just need to let this out, and slap him a little. Kek at some people trying to act like him (possibly) dating a theybie WOMAN as proof of ~fluid sexuality~, and conveniently ignoring all the times he's flirted with women in general and his reputation in highschool, that one time he went to a club that had playboy bunnies, and so on, he's just like any other regular shmegular man.
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To think this all started when I just wanted to download some images a few years ago, but then all this other info showed up in my search and now I got all this dirt. Dirt that has been sitting out in the open for a while now. Being nosy is a curse. It wouldn't be as fun if he weren't so sneaky about it, and pretending not to remember things like when other celebrities attending the same school brought up how he used to act. kek what a dweeb, but he's my dweeb
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need him so bad like actually need him naked right now aaaaaaaaa im literally going to scream in a void nonnies yknow im around his age and maybe i do have a chance but honestly i wouldnt want our relationship to be public and all that shit because i dont want his e-fame i just want him he's so humble and sweet and i wanna makeout with him so badly aaaaaaaaa
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samefag im so horny for this man its unbelievable
I was meant to dump all the pics I'd found of them but I'm bit late, anyone interested still interested?>>340705
Always shoot your shot nonna, you'll never know what'll come from it.>>342564
Tugging on his hair too tight and his toupee falls off…. mfffghdddhh kek just kidding, I think he's cute too but that rumour always kills me
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yeah I'm still interested, this man won't leave my head
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Do it, not only for yourself, but for the rest of us who can’t.
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Married men aren't my thing but he's eye candy
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They turn me
Turn me into phantoms (Way out)
I follow to the edge (Way out)
Of the earth (Way out)
And fall off
Yeah, everybody leaves (Way out)
If they get the chance (Way out)
And this (Way out)
Is my chance
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You'd kill yourself for recognition
Kill yourself to never, ever stop
You broke another mirror
You're turning into something you are not
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I'm so upset I missed the chance to sext him
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I'm back on my weird limerent/parasocial bullshit. I can't help it. I enjoy my company enough that I wouldn't throw away my freedom just to date any random scrote, but of course I still feel lonely at times. And in fact, talking to guys usually only makes me feel more lonely because I know I could never love them so dating would be counterproductive right now.
But thinking about him really helps with the loneliness. I just imagine what our daily life would be like if we were together. The kinds of conversations we'd have, going hiking together, watching movies together, etc. I'd love to have someone who I could look forward to talking to or even to come home to. Unfortunately, I've never met a man who inspires that kind of feeling in me except for him. It doesn't matter if I won't ever meet him. Just the feeling is enough. I even made a playlist of songs that I listen to while I imagine us hanging out together and being in love.
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I wish I could feel that again
I don't want my heart shattered again
I miss when I was still oblivious and fantasy ridden, it would take my pain away from me, now I cry almost everyday
I just wanted to be loved and feel alive and now I'm afraid more than ever of men, even my former husbando. I'm sorry I got this way. I just wanted to be safe. To be loved. Thinking it couldn't hurt me. Wanting his arms wrapping around me knowing it never would happen, lips on mine, caressing every mole and mark on his body and face, I knew I'd never get it, but I wanted that perfect imperfection to make me a better person. Not to hurt me. I loved him so much, his body of work, he was so beautiful, now I don't even love myself. One day I want children, a home, a career, all of which I knew I wasn't going to have with him, but those placeholders meant so much to me, and now I can't even stand it. I've become so ugly and numbed by what used to empower me. Would've given everything to someone who'd throw me away like yesterdays stupid vegan meal of his. I am garbage. Now I have to reshape myself into illustrious garbage. I have to walk down the aisle and marry myself fictitiously because he turned into a Frankenstein aberration right smack in front of me
I respect you husbando havers who can just not go in too deep. Who can ignore it, who can separate one thing from another, art from artist. I can't. Reality and me we just… don't see eye to eye, in the worst way
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You can do it, nona! I believe in you. You seem like a very intelligent, well-spoken person. All of the accomplishments you've achieved while loving your husbando aren't moot even if you aren't in love with him anymore. Maybe it's time to turn all that energy you spent loving him onto yourself now. You are definitely deserving and worthy of it. We might become disillusioned with people in our life, especially if they turn out to be different than we thought. But if he added value to your life at one point, I think that's okay even if he doesn't do that for you anymore.
As for me, if you knew who I was referring to in my post you'd probably judge me really hard so don't beat yourself up too bad. I'm not any better and I'm a master of completely divorcing myself from reality kek. If I was sane and normal I wouldn't be posting in this thread.
I hope one day I can look back and value it. He's not a good person, but he also taught me valuable things about myself and the world. Dwelling on it hurts, but if he were younger and in another life I'd love to have been his soulmate, if you know, he were a regular degular and not a million dollar man.
There's nothing wrong in valuing the fantasy while it lasted, though. Nobody's ever done me like mine did either. Maybe one, maybe the first man I think I ever really loved? But I can't handle a relationship or commit right now myself either. There's nothing wrong with not being ready or wanting to or having something hold you back. Some people just aren't fit to always be in relationships 24/7
You've made me view things in a new light. Thank you
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who's the streamer anon
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people are going to think i'm a male (understandable) but i will take any excuse to post him
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Sorry I don't have much as I thought, I swear I found some pics on twitter but I didn't save them and Twitter's search function is ass. 1/8
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The gap here would be perfect for another edit kek
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at least the elf is handsome
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omg who are you. what's happening. i like the edit someone did that makes him look more like moon
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prepare for a feast keeryfags..
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You, you went beyond and you lost it all
Why did you go there?
From beyond, you saw it all
Why did you go there?
>>345770>Jared Leto (not really into his comtent though, just thought he was hot and looks great for his age)>a kpop idol who had a scandal that was pretty bad Lucas (another one that falls into Leto territory of aesthetic appreciation, because he seems like an idiot)>Taika Waititi>J*m Carrey
The latter two I was more attached to than the former two. I don't husbando very easily and I don't find a lot of men attractive. There are some actors who I won't watch in movies at all because I think they're uggos and I can't stand seeing them move onscreen
Another guy that's sort of my type is Christian Bale but I haven't heard anything about him being a sex pest- just an intense method actor and unprofessional diva. Another one I heard gross rumors about who I find attractive was Jeff Goldblum.
If anything comes out about Bill Skarsgard or Oscar Isaac though… I'm confirmed cursed
Can't trust a single entertainment moid. Not actor, nor singer, nor dancer, nor director, nor random second camera operator.
Oh man, what happened with Taika Waititi? I didn't know he was involved in anything.
I think crushing on men in the public eye is a relatively lost cause. Almost all famous men get in trouble one way or another because that's just how men are. Personally, I think you should like who you like as long as it brings you joy. I don't believe in moral-policing who women are allowed to be attracted to, especially if you aren't attracted to that person because of the bad things they did (which separates you from the hybristophiles). I honestly have a harder time naming a man in the public eye who hasn't been in any scandal.
Taika cheated on his now ex wife with his assistant, is apparently a sexist creep. Then had a creepy throple with Tessa Thompson and current wife Rita Ora. His behavior had Disney scrabbling to try and cover up his bad behavior. He's also apparently an egotistical cokehead of the worst caliber since rising to fame and some accounts I saw said he was even an elitist dickhead before fame
No winning here
Problem is once I start moral policing myself it disgraces everything. I cop myself and can't enjoy things anymore. I literally couldn't finish an old apatow comedy movie the other night and had to turn it off because too much of the apatow crew are total assholes, not like the movie was quality anyway kek
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Taika Waititi is married to Rita Ora?! Wow I’m out of touch. I hope you can find a safe, nonproblematic scrote to crush on one day. I guess the other option would be to not develop these parasocial crushes at all, but that’s way easier said than done.
I had a stressful day at work, so I decided to reward myself by going to bed early and listening to some songs I know my husbando listened to. It’s so delusional, but it helped me feel better. Not sure how my brain got to the point that just listening to some songs and thinking that at one point he was on this earth listening to exact same thing helped ease my anxiety. It’s like as I know that he exists in my thoughts for me to visit that it’ll be okay and I can take whatever real life throws at me. It sounds insane but I swear that otherwise I’m a functional person kek.
I would actually discover some interesting new music and media through watching media with the stank husbandos so not all is lost. You can really learn a lot about the world from other people, even if those people turn out to suck
Work exhausted me today. Right now I'm just kind of like… Linda sing me to sleep. As an example, I knew who she was before VD Jimmy, but that worthless sack of burlap urged me to dive into places, music and media i otherwise probably wouldn't have.
I'm one of those corny dumbfucks who looks up at the moon at night… and occasionally says "ooh I bet those losers are staring at the same moon"!
That's a good way to look at it. I've also watched movies and listened to certain music or watched certain anime series because I know he watched/listened to them. There are some movies that I really like that I wouldn't have seen otherwise.
Although the fact I enjoy a lot of the music and movies fuels my delusion that we would have been compatible. Also, comfy song suggestion. Classic 70s. have you ever seen that video of Jim Carrey singing Creep?
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I know this is the irl husbando thread but I hope no one minds if I post even though i'm currently an irl waifufag since there's no thread for that and never will be (plus I feel our issues are very much the same– issues with parasocial feelings and unresolvable longing)
I've been trying to set up emotional boundaries. I realized I had to do this after tabloid gossip started making me -10000 level depressed and completely non functional in daily life. The same thing happened to me with an irl husbando almost a decade ago and I swore I'd never relive that emotional hell. Ways I have attempted to do this are by telling myself we would probably not get along in real life, reminding myself that what I'm attracted to is her doing her job, not her as a person, etc. Trying to de-couple visual/sexual and emotional attraction. I think I've actually done that pretty well, even though I'm not sure it's possible to do it 100%.
not to be dramatic, but I'm really struck with the comparison to drugs, kek. At first a celebrity crush is fun and light and exciting, but over time as the addiction deepens, it starts causing more pain and difficulties than pleasure, but despite that you still feel a deep need for it and can't figure out how to stop. I really wish I could figure out how to pause on the "fun light and exciting" part of a irl celebrity crush, because i find the chronic version excruciatingly debilitating.
Logically I know I should stop this since it takes up so much of my internal life (like easily 80% or more). But I really can't seem to no matter how hard I try. I think part of it is just–
>here is the most attractive person you have ever seen in your life. Pictures and videos of them are easy to find! But DON'T LOOK AT ANY OF THEM EVER AGAIN.
How can I possibly follow that instruction, even if I know I should? My pleasure-seeking monkey brain will just want to look at the pretty face as much as it can.
In this specific case, my irl waifu has cut her activities by 95%, and while in the long run this might help me, right now I am going through serious withdrawal symptoms such as depression and longing that has been multiplied in intensity by 500. The issue with becoming absorbed in an irl waifu/husbando is that when it finally leaves your life, you are left wondering what the fuck you used to do with yourself all day long before you became obsessed with them. It happened to me the first time a decade ago, and if I have any luck, hopefully it's about to happen to me again. It's just hard right now to think of anything I want to do that is unrelated to her. I literally have just been checking out and going to bed at like 7pm because now that my nights have no new waifu content to consume, there's literally nothing else I am interested in in doing so I just go to sleep.
This is a pretty useless post, but I guess I just needed to vent. In the end I don't know what I want– for my obsession to continue, or for it to go away? One is what my heart wants, and the other is what logic tells me I should want. It's all just so hard.
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It's so funny to me that a solid 95% of his fandom believe he is a ~uwu~ arty soft boy when if you watch any interview with him you'll see it's not the case.
I love how goofy he is and just how passionate he is about his craft and acting. He's also talked a lot about how demoralising and depressing it was when he would constantly go to auditions and not get anything and I just respect his openness with that.
He was actually filming for several weeks where I live and I would walk past the set to and from work to see if I could glimpse him kek. Big groups of people were waiting outside (including some co-workers of mine) for him for hours but I just get extremely uncomfortable by that level of obsession irl. Plus if I ever met him I'd want it to be organic not just because I'd waited 8 hours in the freezing cold for him.
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Sorry for posting so much on this thread and vagueposting. My limerence has been peaking and I'm probably going to sound unhinged. I have had this hyperfixation for years now and even though it's on and off, he has remained a consistent fixation for me since I was probably 18. Because of him, it's been easy for me to let go of things, such as my inability to form connections with men or even just the difficulty that comes with forming long-term, close friendships. It didn't matter if I felt people could understand me or not because he was 'my person' and as long as I could imagine myself with him everything felt stable and okay.
I don't know what love feels like (other than like, familial love). I especially can't imagine what it would feel like to love a moid (although I've tried), but I've probably come closest to that feeling with him. Stupid, because I never knew him. I get worried because I think one day this feeling will go away. I'm already years past the age he was when he died and one day I probably won't be able to see him as anything more than a kid or someone much less mature than me. And then what will I do? I've had parasocial crushes on other moids before, but they were usually short-lived because I just thought the guy was cute. The more I learn about the moid, the less I like him usually. He's been the only exception to that rule so far, but eventually this feeling might go away.
I know I'm deluding myself, but if I could keep this up forever I would. I just don't know if I can. When the time comes when I won't be able to feel things for him anymore because I've gotten too old, I'm not sure what I'll do. I'm pretty good at enjoying my own company, but life can be so tiring, lonely, and empty.
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got freshly broken up with at age 28 and decided moids are not worth it. they always leave when things get tough, so i'm not meant to be with one irl. i will devote myself entirely to being a kpopfag. i have chosen jungkook as my nr 1, since he has that golden retriever energy i like in men. his birthday is coming up soon, how could i celebrate it? i was thinking about baking something
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back on my sperging shit again, I absolutely love this colour on him and I wish I could have given him that rose. Oh, to be a nepo baby so he'd give me the time of day
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wow she's literally me
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I am maybe 30 years too late or something, but I am so down bad for this man right now!
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I was never into Doctor Who so I never got into that, but my God he is a fantastic actor and he is absolute sex to me in Good Omens. I feel slightly guilty for lusting after him because he seems to have a genuinely great relationship with his wife, but I cannot stop myself…
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Fuckin kek nonna, don't worry I absolutely will.
It astounds me that 99% of his fanbase is having a meltdown discovering he's not some arty uwu softboi when this video has been out for years. I honestly like that he's a bit head empty because I need to be the smart one lmao
Picrel is from a red carpet when a girl gave him some incredibly inappropriate fanart and it's just such a good react gif
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you shouldn't encourage me… i feel like i have an infection like something is in my blood making me delusional and shit
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Someone here needs to come up with some Danny Elfman BDSM headcanons for all the nonas who are into him
Well, he could be bisexual. Bisexuals have multiplied in recent years like bacteria.
Then again, it doesn't matter if you think about it. I get why itd be a turn off, but youre gonna have to either cope (ie, delusion) or find a new husbando if buttsex is your biggest ick.
samefag but who gives a shit about thought-violating a moid kek. I'll admit the whole buttsex thing I said was a shit joke but the point still stands.
Like you do realize you "violate" people whenever you think about them sexually and they aren't reciprocating, gay or not. Its the same thing, who cares.
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i can't stop fantasizing about dominating this man. i'm obsessed with him. i have another irl husbando, but i've got a lot of space in my heart and a lot of free time to think about both of them
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samefag but he's so cute, i want to make him beg and cry like picrel
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I can't stop fantasising about stroking/holding his jawline as I kiss his nose, then maybe push my hands into his hair - I absolutely love strong profiles and his is just (chefs kiss) to me
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He has always been my husbando since middle school, but lately the obsession has been pretty bad. I love him so much. All Things Must Pass is my go-to album when I feel even the slightest bit melancholy. He makes me so happy.
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I have a fantasy that I save him from drowning in the Mississippi River like the little mermaid and we fall in love.
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my silly man posted some slutty pics, i'm happy
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had a dream he was my drama teacher, never taken a drama class
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I MISS HIM WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE RETARDED AND RUIN IT ALL
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Fellow Beatles sister!
Saw my beloved in concert last night, it was amazing and he's such a lovely old man. I wish I could have seen him in peak years too.
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I am so glad I have found another person with a Beatle husbando. Also, I am so jealous! I'm going to see Ringo later this year so that is quite exciting.
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Ooh have fun anon I hear his shows are great!
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Never even seen this show until it was on at a friends house this weekend, I'm now utterly obsessed with him.
tfw when no sarcastic emo-adjacent bf
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how can someone look so hot yet so coy when he smiles I hate it here
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For me it's him. I'm gonna be cringe for a bit. Even I got inspired to do content creation thanks to his videos, he seems to be so cute and sweet. Maybe he was the reason why I couldn't get bf earlier back when I was a teenager since no guys looked as handsome as him.>>332964>>339151
Nonnies you have a good taste ngl
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Thanks nona I'm the OG of >>332964
and I'd like to update my post by saying I'm still in love with Wendi and I'm still not jealous of his wife.
As someone who loves vintage/retro fashion I absolutely loved their 70s themed wedding kek
OmG I hadn’t seen the pics they look great, her dress is fuckin fabulous. Love his suit too. Yeah I think they make a good couple and I like their dynamic so even tho I find him attractive I’m not like reee that he’s married. >>356131
I get it nonna. I think he’s very cute, and I like his voice since it’s very deep and resonant and malt YTers have voices I hate kek. His scary games playlist is a comfort watch for me.
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I have my own scrote at home to love but sometimes I feel a bit jealous of Amy. Is def my type.>>356202
If my wedding setting don't look like this I don't want a wedding at all. They look wonderful in this picture!>>356207
I spend most of my day doing freelance work in front of my computer so makes my workhours a little relaxing/entertaining having his voice in the background.
I dont want to go further with the amount of simp like sperging and parasocial feelings I have for this man >tfw i rememind start learning english because I could not understand him when I was young back in 2013
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Chris has such a cute farmers tan, I daydream constantly about going to the beach with him just to see how pink he’ll get in the sun with how pale he is
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He's so cute, this pic makes me melt. Going on a sweaty hike with him would be so much fun
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ugh i love his tired eyes in that pic, and hiking or camping date would be TOO CUTE
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he's so pretty. i don't care what other nonas say. he's so pretty
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I knew a guy irl that looked exactly like him, same humor, same height. Got friendzoned. Feels bad but at least I still have my oney.
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>>358111Yea, semi-ugly autist lanklet. It's going swell.Hey, at least oney would never reject me!
I want to kiss his sparse Irish lips.
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i would take care of him so well and listen to every stupid story he wanted to tell me
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Sorry if this is too weird for this thread but does anyone ever read or write fanfiction about their IRL husbando?
I want to write something based on some thoughts I've been having about meeting George on the set of AHDN (much like Pattie) but remaining with him until the very end. Essentially, I have been thinking about how nice it would be to be his long-time girlfriend and wife and go through all of his "phases" with him, including going to India and things like that. It would mostly be a lot of fluff and is very self-absorbent.
I just wanted to know if this is weird or if other nonnas do this…
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his hair is gorgeous, he looks so beautiful playing the bass ♥
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sperging more he is the most beautiful man i’ve ever seen i’m captivated. his smile
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Yes, a long time ago when I was obsessed with Michael Palin, I found a fic almost exactly like that, about a woman who watches the show one night, then goes to work at the BBC and, surprise surprise, meets and falls in love with him.There was a crazy yandere lady in it who had the same name as me, and she drugs Michael at one point and kidnaps him. That made me stop reading lol
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why do so many nonnies find him gross?? i don't get it, he's literally perfect to me
Seconding everything >>358331
said. All I’ll add is the abuse he suffers in Stranger Things is so delicious. He’s very good for whump.
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laugh all you want nona i still love him
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i almost forgot to post chris playing the piano
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I have the hugest crush on life of boris as the energy he radiates is magical. I want to cook delicious meals and take vodka shots together he seems like someone who would be very fun to be friends with.
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Anyone else here /dead husbando/?
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I'm despairing because I'm realizing that my irl waifu is basically the only real human being I've ever been attracted to. I used to constantly fantasize about her being my lover, and it made me feel so happy and fulfilled that I realized, contrary to how I always thought I could be alone my whole life no problem, I do actually really, really desire to have a relationship or a lover. It opened a huge chasm of "want" in me that I didn't even think existed. But, obviously I can never be with my waifu irl, and she later had some scandals that made me step back from all the intense parasocial fantasies, and now I feel so empty and lonely that I want to die. Because I can't just pick up tinder and find a date like other people– the only person who I've ever been attracted to was her. I feel nothing, or even disgust when I try to force myself to like irl people like a normal person can. It's so sad that something that once made me the happiest I've ever felt also opened this door that I can never close again. And I'm starting to feel like I can't live with it open, with being so painfully lonely. I want someone to love, so bad. But It seems like it's not possible for me.
I'm starting to seriously think about suicide. Please, is there anyone else with an irl husbando/waifu that has or has had this problem? I need someone to talk to, but obviously I can't tell anyone in real life, it's too shameful.
Yep, I've been there before. It doesn't bother me as much as now. I'm not really sure what happened. I guess I tried meeting some real life men and it made me realize that I'd rather be alone and have someone to fantasize about than try to be in an irl relationship with someone I wasn't attracted to. But I really can relate to what you're saying of wanting someone to love, but not meeting anyone irl who meets that standard. I guess maybe my best piece of advice is to not despair so quickly and fall into that all-or-nothing thinking that you might never meet someone who you will love as much as your waifu. Sure, I can't guarantee that, but it's better than feeling despair and resigning yourself to a life of being alone when you don't know 100% for sure that you will be.
And there have been a few times I've had to take a step back from parasocial crushes from one reason or another. But rather than fixating on the specific person, I've found that it helps to have an image of a person that I'd want to date (and it might be heavily modelled off of whoever I'm fixated on) and fixate on that rather than the actual person. That helps me create some distance between deluding myself into actually feeling like I could date this person (because I can't and sometimes when I remember that it can really fuck with me lol) to just wanting to date someone who is very similar to them. Feel free to talk more about your feelings if you need to. I used to feel the way you described often and it sucks to have to bottle up those feelings.
Thank you very much for you response nonny
, I really appreciate it. Your technique that you mention in your second paragraph is sort of what I’ve been trying to do— it’s not working very well just because I guess I’m not creative enough to invent a robust personality and life different than what she already has kek. I can never make myself believe in the doppelgänger, lol.
I guess what really brings me down is I always thought that eventually, wanting to date and having crushes on those around me would come naturally at some point, like it does for other people, and that I was just a late bloomer. As the years go by and it never “kicks in”, though, I’m realizing that there is something wrong with me and I may very well never grow into being attracted to others. This realization has really crushed me.
I wish I could fix this part of myself and be normal, but I don’t have anything in my past that could have made me this way, no trauma or anything, so it’s really just like I was born wrong with a preference so specific that 99.99999999999999999999999% of the population is not attractive to me. Because of this, I was so surprised when I saw my waifu for the first time that it was like a pink colored laser beam shot right through my brain and heart, and I fell for her instantly. Sometimes I wish I had never found her, so that I could have continued to live an unaware, and therefore satisfied life. But at the same time, I’ve never been happier and more fulfilled than when I would dream about being with her, so even though now I am desperately unsatisfied and lonely, I can’t truly bring myself to wish it never happened.
I can really relate to a lot of what you're experiencing. I also realized at one point that it's quite unlikely I'm going to meet a real person who is going to appeal to me in the very specific way that my parasocial fixations have. That thought really depressed me and I also wondered if there was something wrong with me for feeling this way. And while I wouldn't say this kind of behavior isn't exactly 'normal,' I don't think it's any less bad than getting into a relationship with someone you don't really care for just for the sake of wanting to be in a relationship (which many people do). I think my best advice there is not to beat yourself up over feeling this way because you can't help what you feel. I agree it would probably be easier to find someone if you didn't have very specific standards (and I say this as someone in the same boat), but it doesn't make you wrong for feeling this way. Plus, the older I get the more I feel that knowing what you want and being somewhat specific with it is actually quite helpful sometimes. It saves you the headache of dating people you know deep down you wouldn't be compatible with. Life is long. I think it's too soon to write out yet that you absolutely will not find another person (even another parasocial crush) who will make you feel that way for the rest of your life! I say it is probably unlikely that I will meet someone who appeals to me the exact same way my parasocial fixations do, but it isn't impossible.
That being said, what is it that you really like about your waifu? Why do you think she really stands out to you compared to everyone else?
I’m really happy to know I’m not alone. I guess you’re right, it’s not “bad” in any concrete sense to be like this, but I guess it just hurts to be othered. Especially when people start asking you why you’ve never dated. It makes you feel like you’re really broken. Plus, of course, just the objective loneliness of never, say, getting to share a bed with someone (not even necessarily in a sexual sense, I’ve just always really wanted to cuddle and sleep next to someone…)
Why did I fall for my waifu? Well, it was a on-first-sight thing, so admittedly it was mostly visual attraction. She just is very unique looking with some really unconventional facial features you don’t usually see on a lot of other women. Some people make fun of her for looking “like a horse” or having an “ugly” smile, but I genuinely loved her goofy smile and long face. I could write a poem about every bit of her appearance, it’s like she checks all my rare boxes. She’s a very private, formal person, so I don’t get to know very much about her real self— which honestly looking back made it easier to get so parasocially in love with her, because I could interpret little things about her in a range of ways. I also honestly respected the way she never talked much about herself and kept things professional, I think it’s respectable for a celebrity. Even if it did only fuel my love delusions.
Do you still have a husbando, or have you escaped?
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How do you cope about an IRL husbando being dead?
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Enjoy the content you have from when he was alive and keep it in perspective by acknowledging you don't actually know him and it shouldn't impact your life too much
It'll always be sad to think about though
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I’ve never really been attracted to a male celebrity but I was watching the Danganronpa stage play and I’m so obsessed with the MC actors. Im so embarrassed. Ryūsei Yokohama and Hiroki Suzuki if any other Danganronpafag is interested lol