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Nominate your favourite moments for the 2023 Lolcow Awards!

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No. 289276

previous thread >>>/g/193846

the anticipated second containment thread for the irl husbandofags is here! sperg freely about your trash men here and don't forget to have fun

No. 289278

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No. 289280

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>>289278
stevefag did you ever use the relic of mid-late 00s greatness known as blingee??

No. 289283


No. 289295

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kek

No. 289297

>>289295
Chinese Ezra saga!

No. 289301

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to bless the new irlhusbando thread

No. 289303

>>289301
Medieval ezra dis time hmm

No. 289305

>>289301
i wish he'd kidnapped me instead

No. 289307

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No. 289308

Do any of the ezrafags know what he's doing rn

No. 289311

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>>289308
in this article he said:
>> "Having recently gone through a time of intense crisis, I now understand that I am suffering complex mental health issues and have begun ongoing treatment,” the statement says. “I want to apologize to everyone that I have alarmed and upset with my past behavior. I am committed to doing the necessary work to get back to a healthy, safe and productive stage in my life.”

No. 289319

>>289311
That's nice, he's probably in a mental hospital, maybe he'll make popsicle stick dolls of the flash

No. 289326

>>289319
i hope that he is getting help

No. 289334

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>>289283
It was great fun. the apex of tacky 00s profile graphics and the base of all the fun of modern phone apps like picsart. that kind of graphic is coming back into fashion again too

>>289311
dc is still going to release the flash, they've spent too much money to let it go to waste

really tempted to photoshop THE TALENT to say something vulgar, maybe THE WHORE, but I shall abstain

No. 289336

>>289334
Im glad it's coming back into fashion I love the shinies big glitter fuckoff shiny big sparkles please

No. 289353

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he is just so perfect in The Mummy, both his acting and his looks

No. 289360

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>>289334
carreyfag, i hope you are doing well.

No. 289363

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I must've written this in a previous life

No. 289381

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if you don’t collect everything related to your irl husbando you’re NGMI

No. 289384

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I tend to stick to the streams where I think he looks the most attractive. If he's wearing a hoodie or the beard's coming in full force I am clicking on that shit fast as hell. He's been keeping me sane during this rough patch. Thanks, Limmy ♥

No. 289394

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where is the discord server btw, i need to sperg about my husbando with a bunch of nonnies who won’t reprimand me for my taste (because of their choice of husbandos)

No. 289395

>>289394
KEK I LOVE THIS EDIT NONNA. I would also love a discord chat for the irl husbando anons!

No. 289439

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>>289336
I'd like portions of the 00s-10s back without some of the toxicity of the era

>>289360
as a song I listened to once said "somewhere between ecstasy and suicide". I want to be a happy woman and I'm not rn? but was I ever happy?

No. 289463

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my other true husbando next to john
>>289439
Carreyanon, have you seen this insane conspiracy post about Jim being a serial killer on reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/ti9557/i_copied_and_pasted_this_archived_blog_post_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I think you would get a laugh out of it

No. 289552

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>>289463
I've seen it. a little farferched for my tinfoil taste, although creative. Not doubting he has done some very bad things but I don't think The Number 23 is a biopic

No. 289558

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Yesterday I wanted to off myself but then I watched a bit of Limmy's Show this morning before work and I'm happy as can be. At this point I'm starting to think I genuinely am unhinged and I might be going psychologically crazy because the hold that this man has over me is fucking insane.

No. 289574

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slurps the sweat from his hair like its a straw mmmm vegetable soup!

No. 289576

>>289574
who is thisssss

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No. 289595

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>>289552
what’s your thoughts on him ?

No. 289692

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if it's not him then i don't want em
i've read our birthcharts and now im convinced he's the love of my life sry not sry

No. 289693

>>289692
So is this jimin or jungcook

No. 289725

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I cannot lie Anthony Padilla is gorgeous af, even in his emo Smosh days he was fine

No. 289727

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Samefag Jonny Hawkins from the band Nothing More is also gorgeous AF and has a great singing voice

No. 289790

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wtf

No. 289825

>>289693
it's J-boy

No. 289838

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At this point I know it's weird but I don't give a shit. Manifesting a tattooed bf in my future 1/10 as adorable

No. 289847

>>289725
this tiny picture kek

No. 290022

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hehe

No. 290067

>>290022
Who is this cutie?

No. 290334

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boobz

No. 290528

Too lazy to attach a pic but I'm so fucking depressed that I will never meet my husbando, that I'll most likely never meet him. Fuck. I am genuinely considering manifestation (manifesting a moid very similar to my husbando to come into my life) or fucking "shifting" or whatever. I'm half-joking but honestly I am so in love with him it drives me crazy. How do I cope nonnas. The moids around me do not measure up even the slightest bit. I know I'm definitely idolizing. That's pretty lame of me, because I know my husbando is just a regular person.
I just love him so much it makes me insane kek.

No. 290532

>>290528
I feel you. Although on one hand I'm a little relieved that I can never meet my husbando because he'd probably disappoint me too. Do you think that if you guys were to meet in real that you would be compatible? What part of him are you really attracted to? Maybe there are things you can do to at least feel a little closer to him?

No. 290536

Too embarrassed to post my husbando's face. But I just realized something. He's a musician, and when I sing along to his songs, it's like we're doing a duet.

No. 290547

>>290532
Ayrt, I do think that we would be compatible, at the very least if we had ever gotten together it'd be a pretty solid relationship for a while. Of course that's just what I assume and what I think, based on how I perceive him. It might not even be true. My main problem is that he's quite a bit older than me and I'm not really his ideal type of woman (I'm skinny and flat as hell both ways) (but that also makes this parasocial crush feel very safe) and he lives in a different country. It's hard to fantasize about him because it feels like we're soulmates (I know it sounds crazy kek and it fucking IS lmao) but we missed each other by more than a few miles. It honestly kicks my ass that I'll never at least run into someone so similar to me, I'll never have a conversation with him, I'll never be able to tell him how much he has helped me. I'm really attracted to his mind and his wit. I think that if he wasn't as witty or smart then I probably wouldn't be as attracted to him, though I do find him physically attractive. His mind sort of elevates his looks for me. And as for feeling closer to him, I keep one of his books with me wherever I am, be it in bed or in the car or in my purse out and about.

No. 290566

>>290532
We'd either be soulmates or we'd kill one another. There's too much instability. I figure there is no telling which it would be at any given moment so now I do not want him near me

No. 290577

>>290547
Aw anon that's cute. I know what you mean about feeling frustrated you might not run into anyone like him. I often feel the same way about how I don't think I could meet anyone similar to my parasocial crush, but then I think I'd be so disappointed and disillusioned if things didn't work out. That's really nice that you carry his books around with you. That sense of longing can really suck, but I think it's admirable how much you love him.

>>290566
Lol nona I'm glad you're prioritizing your safety. I wouldn't want your husbando to kill you.

No. 290755

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>sent this letter to his brother when he was 40 years old
Why do I find this kind of autistic behavior so endearing

No. 290767

>>290755
Is this from Bundy?

No. 290771


No. 290786

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It's like I fall more in love with him with each passing day. This is definitely not normal! Tbh I get withdrawals from his streams/show when I'm at work. The only thing keeping me steady throughout the day is looking forward to going home and watching him stream/his show. The worst part is that I don't even think my Limmy autism has peaked yet.

No. 290846

>>290577
i don't want to end up dead but i also fret my manifestations may succeed for all the wrong reasons. god help me for changing my mind

No. 290848

>>290846
Anon if you're manifesting anything you should be super specific with what you want! Sorry to any husbando nonnies that don't believe in manifestation or care for the topic but I can't have my fellow nonas feeling down and doubtful.

No. 290849

>>290771
kaczynski?

No. 291006

>>290771
Theodore Roosevelt

No. 291231


No. 291752

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must be ovulating. i want mads mikkelsen sexually again

No. 292984

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This thread is as dead as my husbando but I really want to sperg about him, I'm tired to pretend he's not the hottest man i've seen, I found him so captivating that is embarassing.

No. 292988

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Jerma is so cute it drives me insane. His girlfriend is so lucky. That should’ve been me

No. 293377

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God I just want to live in a simple cozy cloudy looking town where my husbando takes me on long drives, we take walks together near the woods, I cry into his arms and he hugs me real tight and strokes my head telling me everything's going to be alright in that low gravely voice of his, we have sleepy cuddly sex in bed, drink tea together, raise a cute daughter and live happily ever after the end. In no particular order.

No. 293756

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I don't CAre don't care he fired people from their own bands they were also his bands, I don't care he makes most musicians he works with hate him idc, that's like the worst thing he does is he's petty and honestly, he kicked out whetton for being an alcoholic and idk, steve doesnt have to have empathy for alcoholics i guess because he's so health conscious and autistic he probably doesn't understand how someone can be an alcoholic and just not show up for a band since he's so anal. Plus I think him pressuring Greg to stay in the band is funny, his flaws are so mild compared to what other people like they just don't like him because he's mean to their faves. He isn't even that mean, he's just shady mostly and I think the idea of him being responsible for people who aren't fully committed to the music freaks him out because he did that at 20 at the cost of waiting several more years living in a shitty apartment with three friends making no money!
Also, maybe he didn't like Steve Hackett because Steve Hackett's the asshole. Didn't he cheat on his wife? Also he grew out his fingernails to a disgusting length because he didn't want to use a pick, what the fuck? Clearly he doesn't have anyone to finger. Steve Howe on the other hand once said he could grow out his fingernails to better play spanish guitar, as is the custom, but he said long fingernails aren't part of 'his lifestyle.' You do the math.
Firing Jon Anderson was a lover's quarrel. That one was 100% pure pettiness.
Sageing because this is one for the real spergy autistic husbandofags.

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Dacre with his dogs. I wonder what their names are.

No. 293946

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Quite honestly he's the only reason I haven't ended it all KEK. I've been rereading his autobiography like crazy. He is the light in the darkness. I'm going insane, I think like legitmately fucking insane. I love him so much. I'm fucking obsessed. My precious possibly-maybe-on-the-spectrum blorbo.

No. 294231

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With his clumsy, skinny, spidery fingers he was knitting woolen socks for the peasants. He had almost spitted his gray eyes on the knitting needles, for it was already dark.
Someone knocked daintily at the plank door. That was Impure in Heart. And at once Lanky began feeling ashamed. He was ashamed of his height and his woolen socks and his
room. And with difficulty and shame he set his bony legs into motion and shamefully extended his hand to the guest. It reached across the whole room. Then he stammered some friendly
mutterings into his woolen socks.

(he characterizes himself as Shamefaced Lanky and a friend as Impure in Heart here)

oh nonnies i miss my dead author so much

No. 294466

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Good evening

No. 295347

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>stares at you from across the room

No. 295371

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As my love for him has migrated from attraction to obsession, so I have migrated from the unconventional attractions thread to this one. I love Dubov, I love his cuteness, I love his accent, I love how smart he is (just watch any of his interviews). He is perfect in every way, and I mean that. The fact that he speaks russian as well as english makes him 10 times more attractive to me. I imagine him saying things like "I love you", etc in russian but I don't know what he's saying because I don't know the language. Then I secretly take language classes for russian and learn it, but he doesn't know I know what he's saying. The last time I obsessed over a 3d man like this I was a teenager. I'm honestly surprised I still have the capability. I like to imagine a scenario where we play chess against each other in a tournament (he wins), then talk about politics afterwards and become friends and meet up after every future tournament to talk and slowly grow closer and closer.

No. 295654

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ohhhhhhh nonas. i've been listening to black country new road again and i'm falling back in love with him. please convince me not to enter an essay contest so i can maybe win and go to london to maybe see him walking the streets. i am going fucking insane

No. 295662

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>>295654
Do it nona, I know nothing about your husbando but if I had a 1/1000 chance to possibly see mine I'd jump on it in a heartbeat. The worst outcome is that you lose the essay contest, your only loss being the time you spent writing it. London is a nice city anyway whether you see him or not. Do you have a specific contest you're thinking of entering? I'm not sure if posting my husbando is avatarfagging or not

No. 295752

>>292988
He looks really good in a suit

No. 295754

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he strongly resembles Leon Kennedy in this pic. god he is so fucking hot

No. 295777

>>295754
Crunchy wig

No. 295807

>>295777
Trips confirm it is a crunchy wig also holy kek he does not look like leon, he just has a similarly parted crunchy wig

No. 295810

>>295777
>crunchy wig
I love this theory so much

No. 295816

>>295754
I used to see him only as a funny guy who would be good to befriend but I think after watching too many of his streams I'm developing a crush on him.

No. 295820

>>295816
yeah exactly nonna

No. 295823

>>292988
Is he cosplaying Corinthian??

No. 295864

>>295820
His depression and being single only make him hotter tbh.

But reading again the statements by some of his ex-partners during the whole sex pest drama last year, at best he sounds like a douche and a pain in the ass to have an affair with. So yeah I don't think I wanna fuck him anymore lmao.

No. 295954

>>295864
nonnie it's been debunked, all those allegations against him were pure bullshit. also I thought he was married? wdym single

No. 295985

>>295954
Kek you thought he was married? No way. Sorry but he gives terminally alone vibes.

No. 296000

>>295954
Got a link to the debunk? I know at least two of the people who were framed as "victims" in the google doc said they were not victims at all. But what about the others? I know it's not that big of a deal as he didn't groom or rape anyone, it was definitely blown out of proportion, but if he actually talks shit about his own friends behind their back, if he actually sleeps around with his fans, and if the STD incident actually did happen, then that makes him kind of an asshole and a bad partner. That audio recording sounded pretty real to me. Of course even if those things were true, it's still possible that he has learned from that but knowing he used to sleep around is a huge turnoff.
>also I thought he was married?
lmao no? Where have you heard that?

No. 296011

>>295654
sorry nonna isaac is a cutie and i can't in good faith discourage you…

i had tickets to see them earlier in the year before he left the band and the tour was cancelled… still sad about it. lewis is cuter though imo so not all is lost!

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>>295954
well I didn't hear anywhere that, I just speculated that he was married to one of his fellow streams, MentalJen, because they seemed like a married couple kek. also I did not do any research on it so I just went along with the thought. oh and if you want a link to the whole allegation drama, go see the kiwifarms vinesauce thread + a few vids on youtube. in one of the vids it analyzes the audio recordings, coming to the conclusion that they were all faked. from what I've read this whole shit came from 4chan(picrel), some retards wanted to see vinnys career fall apart so they decided to waste their lives trying to ruin someones career. here is the vinesauce thread on kiwifarms, sadly kf is down temporarily, so make sure to check it out when it comes back from the dead: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/vinesauce.9958/
I think the drama starts at page 100?? I'm not so sure because I can't check it now.

No. 296126

>>296000
samefag, sorry I meant to reply to you lol idk what happened

No. 296186

>>295654
posted him in the unconventional thread a little while back. hes just so…

>oh i haven’t felt this way in like ever
gggdggggdhhhgg

No. 296356

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Nonnies I am going insane. Ive always been obsessed with this body type and i had no kdea that old pro wrestlers are a goldmine for EXACTLY that body. Put your thumb over their faces because they're ugly as shit but god damn i need some beef like that

No. 296357

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The one closest ti the camera is hot if you just rip his whole head off and find a better one to replace it with

No. 296448

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My halloween husbando (ok the movies aren't horror nor scary at all except when he's in his non-living form maybe but he's an undead mummy so he counts). I'm more focused on the character rather than the real life man himself this time, even though I like both but he's still 3D so I'll contain him here.
I actually rewatched all the Night at the museum films recently and still genuinely love it and all the other characters too idc if it's a dumb cheesy kiddy movie it's fun and magical. I think I like it more now than as a kid because I wasn't paying much attention back then kek. First one is the funniest imo but in the third one Ahkmenrah gets more screen time, more backstory, and is where a certain dj dance gif is from so I like it a bit more. Third one also has a more interesting plot although it did kind of felt like the movie dragged it out near the end, and at times running some jokes into the ground, where I was like "ok we get it" but otherwise it's fine. So I rank it as 3>1>2. Maybe switch 1 and 3 in terms of humor. Second one isn't bad necessarily, just didn't interest me as much as the other two and Ahkmenrah is barely in it till the very last minute.

I love thinking of all the ways Ahkmenrah would react to modern things, love his regal/formal old-timey way of speaking, and he's written with a nice personality in general, he would probably call you his queen unironically kek or some other variant of that. Also the fact that he's one of the very few characters in the museum that used to have a living body instead of wax or other materials, and is the whole reason why the things in the museum can even come to life is pretty cool, so he's extra special out of all the other characters in the movie, his outfits are gorgeous, and he has the best dances. Only downside is you can only visit him at night and he'll outlive you since he's immortal..but I won't think about that now! The first part can at least have workarounds, like disguising him if you take him outside to other places lol. I think there is potential for other possibilities with his character too even with the little info given, since he's thousands of years old and all he probably experienced a lot so it's fun filling in the blanks (sometimes I like to fantasize about him telling me old stories of his life) So um that's the end of my essay.

No. 296934

>>296448
Samefagging but I'm bored so I'll post one of my favorite dances. lmao his face at the end

No. 297698

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He's a plane, train, automobiles type autist. He even got to experience riding in the cockpit of a private jet like a good boy. He feels more safe flying in a private jet than he does eating meat.

No. 297734

>>296357
The sheer size of their boy milkers overshadowed by their ugly as sin faces… Classic tale.

No. 298528

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Stuck on this shit ride of life and can't get off, but at least I get to listen to Depeche Mode

No. 298529

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>>298528
My sweet Depeche boys

No. 298530

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>>298529
I showed them to my cousin who likes British vtubers and she said they looked like they were gay

No. 298531

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>>298530
anyway thank you for listening. just wanted to get gross shit off the front page

No. 298533

>>298531
Why do men not dress like this anymore, ah…

No. 298536

>>298530
What’s funny is none of them were actually gay

No. 298538

So are the deepdish boys ALL your husbando(s)? Or is there only one you'd marry? Is this a harem situation?

No. 298541

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>>298536
Actually before I really got into DM and just knew about their music, I thought that at least one of them was gay. It's not even because of how they looked or anything. I think I just had some association that someone in the band was gay. Anyway once I got into Depeche lore I found out that none of them were gay. My androgynous Depeche boys…

>>298538
In order of preference I would marry Dave, Alan, Martin, Fletch, and then Vince I guess lol. I could marry all of them or just one, depending on their preference. I am so grateful to them for making good music that I really would marry any and all of them (except maybe Vince since he was only there for one album… Speak&Spell was good, but still).

No. 298546

>>298541
Some of the songs are pretty gay, at least on the first album. And I do like Speak and Spell, go marry Vince anyway

No. 298668

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Because why not?

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No. 299193

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Currently looking online for an oversized leather jacket because I've been inspired by the Depeche boys. I know in the 2d husbando thread I've seen people talk about buying particular clothes because it reminds them of their husbando. Curious if anyone if this thread has done something like that as well or if it's just me… also sorry for taking over the thread with Depeche Mode

No. 299195

>>299193
God damn Alan is attractive.

No. 299196

>>298668
But like why

No. 299202

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Alexander is conventionally chad attractive but Bill Skarsgard has an odd handsomeness to him that I love.

No. 299203

>>299202
Whenever I see photos of him I think he’d be a great model, he’s a bit unconventional but still very uniquely nice to look at I can’t help but stare at him.

No. 299206

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Ross Lynch is very attractive. He has a slight cokehead edge that is appealing.

No. 299207


No. 299208

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>>299203
So true anon, if he wasn’t an actor he’d be a great model.

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>>298668
Sage because it’s the husbando thread, but I’ve honestly got a girl crush on the honorable First Lady. Her cute little suits and her here in traditional Korean dress is adorable. I want to hang out her in South Korea and see the sights.

No. 299271

>>299193
Yes I do this, but I already dress better than Steve Howe anyway.

No. 299286

>>299271
Based Howechan. Any piece of clothing or an outfit in particular that you wear that is inspired by Steve?

No. 299291

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>>299286
I guess just 70's buttoned shirts that I find at thrift stores, and corduroy pants that are flared at the end, but to be honest I've always loved those kind of pants, they are so cute and comfortable. Tucking into my pants, which I've always done anyway. Buying more colorful clothes/having more colorful hand-me-downs (I have a lot of that), and interesting patterns. He's more like a scaffold to build a style I've always wanted to explore regardless. He also wears lots of flannel, which I have a lot of. He's not very drippy but he dresses pretty comfortably, too, which is important.

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>>299202
god I adore him, his face his height his everything

No. 299344

>>299291
That sounds really cute! I really like his outfit in the picture you posted. It's neat and put-together, but also casual and comfy. I also like his bag kek. Cute that you could go out and be secretly twinning with your husbando and people would just see you dressed in a cute, 70s-inspired outfit. I see he still wears the printed button-up shirts even now!

No. 299345

>>299344
Yes, although the older he got the more plainly he dressed, sometimes not even tucking in the shirt. I think he was going for a more sophisticated look. I wish he was just a tad more costumey, like Chris Squire was.
You should get the oversized jacket, I've had leather jackets before, real or faux, and they are comfy though sometimes smelly. Even Steve got one in the 80's, though I imagine it was fake leather. It'll probably be expensive though, to get a quality, real leather jacket. Good Christmas gift though

No. 299518

>>299345
Aw, well I guess that’s to be expected. I think his style as an old man is nice in its own way. It looks very comfy and down to earth. And I think he does look sophisticated. Better than a lot of other aging rock stars.

Can I ask when you got into Yes and developed your crush on Steve? I think vintage mens fashion is fun and I’m curious if you have any favorite outfits for him.

No. 299530

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>>299518
I got into Yes properly in like 2018, kind of recent, because I got an album of theirs for my birthday that year, because I like vinyl records. It was the Yes Classic record, which was used and cheap, and that's just a collection of some of their best songs. Of course now I own all my favorite albums of theirs. I don't want Topographic Oceans tbh. I got into Steve more recently because I'm usually not into members of bands as people. But Jon Anderson, the lead singer of Yes, is interesting and I was interested in him because he's such a hippie and has unique vocals. The rest followed. I don't know what it is about Steve over the others that I love, I just love him.
It's hard to compile actual pictures and collections of his outfits, given a few factors
>not many images to begin with
>black and white
>holding guitar
There's a secret fourth reason
>ugly
His outfits probably suck to the untrained eye but to the Stevetrained eye, I like them. I also like his accessories, as it encourages me to accessorize. I wish I had a snake-skin belt…
If you mostly want images of vintage men's fashion from the 70's, just check out the whole band's outfits; or other bands, though Yes was never super rock-n-roll so their outfits are probably more on the hippie spaced-out side.

No. 299533

>>299202
Alexander looks too much like any basic white guy you'd see at the dollar store but Bill can fuck me anyday. I wish he was in True Blood instead.

No. 299545

>>299530
Thanks for sharing nona. 2018 may be kind of recent in terms of Yes' career, but to have been following them for four years and been really attached is awesome! I know what it's like to have a band that you're really attached to (obviously). Music is a wonderful thing and it's a bonus when you really like the music and the people behind the music are also interesting cute people.

I hope your Stevetrained eye will continue to aid you in spotting cute accessories so you can continue to be stylish and twin with Steve. I'm sure it is a skill that has taken years to perfect unless it's an innate talent some people are born with like perfect pitch A snakeskin belt sounds cute. And even if some of his outfits are questionable, I always respect a questionable ensemble that expresses someone's sense of style over something safe and boring.

No. 299550

>>299545
Thanks. I don't know if it was really 2018 or earlier, I am really bad with time. The funny thing is, he is safe and boring, his sense of style is subtle and not very flashy, but is a combination of things he likes. I wish there were more pictures of him in the image I posted, maybe of him standing and one in color. Kind of disappointing
You should get the large leather jacket if you're still that same anon, I think leather jackets are always in style somehow.

No. 299570

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>>299550
I will! I actually ordered one online yesterday. Second-hand too. I've already got a lot of black in my wardrobe and high-waisted pants. Just need the jacket now to complete the Depeche ensemble. Kek and now I'm thinking of how funny it would be if there was an lc convention and everyone just dressed as their husbando It was nice talking to you Howechan. Good night to you and all the other husbandofags.

No. 299578

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>>291752
based
i have also been thinking about him (sexually)

No. 299579

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>>292988
i member when this picture was going around tumblr because people thought it was really jerma

No. 302161

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I have the most retarded crush on Boris for quite a while now. No matter which moid I crush on from time to time, I always come back to him to daydream about. Idefk what he looks like but him cooking, making a hat for his cat, being crafty and his exaggerated accent makes him so cute to me. I want him to cuddle me and make me food and tell me stupid jokes ;-;

No. 302194

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Luv Chris
Luv Zach
Simple as

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No. 302253

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>>302194
>>302216
Oneyfags rise up, we have autistic fics to write

No. 302257

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>>302253
Already on it kek

No. 302259

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>>302253
i have been summoned. i want to hold zach in the palm of my hand

No. 302260

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>>302257
God bless you nonnie, your number 1 fan will be waiting! Also these fucking edits kek
>>302259
I can't stop thinking about holding his face in my hands, his cheeks would fit so perfect in between my fingers and thumb

No. 302302

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Hate when I look at photos of Chris and I’m hit with that dreadful realization that I will never meet this big bitch. Sperg incoming but I wish I could be like those cringey fans that email him constantly or bother him on twitter in his dms. I wish I could sperg out about monkeys and apes with him. I wish I could take him for a tour at the zoo I work at and let him see the animals up close and feed them
>tfw you will never hold hands with him while walking around at the zoo and talking about great apes and spider monkeys
>ywn hear him imitate the gibbons songs and the howler monkeys hoos
>ywn accidentally brush hands when you pet the small cownose rays in the aquarium touch tank and see him blush from it
im so down bad nonnas if you see a zoo date fanfic with chris look away kek

No. 302303

>>302302
I remember on Sleepycabin Chris said he was into "petite women with pixie hair cuts" so if thats you nonny go for it

No. 302308

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>>302303
I wish I could but Im neither of those kek I’m also sure he gets it all the time from fans so it must be annoying. I’ll just pine from afar and write my daydreams down as self insert fics for the rest of the oneyfags ♥

No. 302313

>>302302
Stop my heart melted for you nonna, this is the cutest shit I've ever read. Make that self indulgent fic!!

No. 302362

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>>302302
I feel ya nonnie.
>ywn get to meet Zach (or Chris)
:(

No. 302370

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i came back to this thread to say i feel so relieved there’s other nonnas out there who feel the same way about the oney players as i do. i genuinely do wish zach was my actual husbando even though i’m probably the opposite of whatever he looks for in a woman. i just love it when a man is naturally funny and slightly ugly

No. 302371

I guess this is where I get to brag that I’ve met Chris and he shook my hand. He’s really nice and super super tall. Most starstruck I’ve ever been. Now I just have to meet Zach…

No. 302373

>>302371
Lucky nonna! Was it during a con or just by chance randomly on the street?

No. 302374

>>302370
Real as shit nonnie, I love guys who are goofy in looks and in personality. From Nicki's comics & posts Zach is such a good & sweet boyfriend too
>>302371
I hope you've never washed since that day.

No. 302376

>>302373
It was at a really small local con that hosted a Newgrounds animator panel one year (but I also do live in LA, so whenever I’m in Burbank/Glendale I am always secretly hoping to run into them kek).
>>302374
I definitely considered it.

No. 302380

>>302371
you’re so lucky! Chris seems like such a sweet guy

No. 302383

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>>302376
Envious of you nonnie hope you see them again in the wild this time kek

No. 302388

>>302380
He was super sweet, especially considering how nervous I was.
>>302383
Thank you nonna, I hope you all get to meet them as well! Also these edits are amazing.

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>>302376
i’m a couple degrees of separation from them hopefully one day i get to meet them both.
i’m friends with the manager of the smiling friends studio in my city and might get a job for them soon!!

No. 302457

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>>302410
Nonnas living the dream!! Gods favorite itt

No. 302476

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Did this doodle whilst working bc I couldn't stop thinking about >>302259 kek
>>302410
Nonna we need you as a spy on the inside! I hope you get the job if you go for it

No. 302482

>>302476
Nta but this is so cute! We need more oneyfags fanart

No. 302503

>>302410
I love all the oneyplays/sleepycabin boys, but I also want to give love to Michael. He’s so adorable and humble and I love his accent. His animations have always been great, so him getting a show with Zach has been a dream come true.

No. 302515

>>302503
Funny enough, I was going to ask what we think of Michael. He is seriously underappreciated and he also has a cute accent.

No. 302544

>>302503
Yeah Michael is definitely underappreciated but he's also an Aussie

No. 302692

>>302476
This is cute! Good job nonna!

No. 302964

>>302410
Haha I love them so much, they make me laugh so hard

No. 303084

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Nonnies I'm so obsessed with him it's not funny. He was so attractive late 90s-00s and now he's hit the wall (but I still love him…) I will never forgive him for being bald in his sex tape.

No. 303085

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>>303084
He's so goofy

No. 303101

>>303084
>bald in sex tape
Become really good at deepfakes and deepfake hair onto his head

No. 303106

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>>303084
there’s a picture from the 90s? that used to circulate tumblr a lot with him with frosted tips that image could probably get me pregnant. i would truthfully sell both kidneys to lick his armpits.

No. 303131

>>303101
Unfortunately, not even the magic of technology can fix his hair.

No. 303159

At the end of the newest Oneyplays, Chris implies he has (or had) a thing for giantesses.

No. 303228

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Goddamnit my little changuito Chris in the new oneyplays video. I just got over my zoo date daydream too

No. 303236

>>303084
I hate myself for laughing when he says "You have a beautiful pussy" and then he turns the camera to show her pet cat standing there kek

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>>303236
This is what I mean he's just so goofy it's really really endearing…I think he'd be very sweet in person

No. 303269

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>>303159
Sometimes I feel like he's into femdom shit kek I would love to dominate him tho, he'd be such a cute sub omg
>>303228
Nonna I pray & manifest everyday that you can take Chris on a zoo date, sounds like the cutest shit ever

No. 303272

>>303269
>he's into femdom shit kek
Nonna please…. You can’t do this to me

No. 303283

>>303269
I feel like Zach would be too,Just imagine

No. 303511

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>>303272
nonnie you can't lie, he has such the perfect face to make beg & whine & considering he used to jelk for 3 hours too kek. I'm giving myself too many ideas, Lord help me
>>303283
I always imagine Zach being the classic chill/shy guy to being dominating cliché, but now thinking about it, you're kind of onto something…

No. 303513

>>303511
Are you kidding? Zach's the opposite of that. He's pretty much the top dog in the cast if Chris isn't, and its only when he gets put out of his secure spot that he starts getting flustered.

No. 303591

>>303513
Yeah, I sorta worded it wrong, I meant like him being on top socially would carry on? If that makes sense, I'm not sure how to word it kek. But after thinking about it, I think bullying and teasing Zach would be very enjoyable

No. 303652

>>299579
i remember too. i feel like jerma is super sanitized compared to other streamers, he provides no crumbs for my horny brain. However he is always talking about his fear of showing his dick on stream, so much that I feel like it’s bound to happen and that will be the best day of my life probably

No. 303725

>>303652
Didn't he recently post that pic of himself naked sitting in his chair?

No. 303823

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>>303652
Yeah, he tries his best to not be degenerate, probably even more now bc all these annoying ass horny zoomers and troons that have now appeared and non stop shout "handsomest streamer" in his chat
>>303725
Picrel is the original, I know there's an edit where he's in like a tiny thong kek, I await the full frontal leak

No. 304310

>>292988
Guess you didn't hear about the porn-sponsored streams and shit…

No. 304372

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sigh

No. 304373

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swoon

No. 304485

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Was watching Red Letter Media with my Nigel when out of nowhere he goes, “Ha! Mike reminds me of someone you would have dated before me” and then paused and said “NO OFFENSE!” kek
Joke’s on me. He’s right, I have an inexplicable crush on the dude and he doesn’t even know

No. 304500

>>304485
Would you dump him for Mike?

No. 304566

>>304500
…who’s asking

No. 304626

>>289381
Does it count if you pirate it all?

No. 304645

>>304310
He took a sponsor from Fansly but it doesn't mean shit. He'll accept any shitty sponsor because he's desperate for money to use on his big event streams. I'll only start caring when he actually posts his dick on Fansly

No. 304655

>>304645
He's got like 50 billion subscribers/viewers, he can get them all to donate 1 dollar to do a big stream. He's a sellout, anon.

No. 304673

>>304655
He only recently hit 1 million followers and he doesn't give any incentives to donate/sub, he was 98 on the twitch leaks which is pretty bad for someone of his size. Considering a single event stream can cost at the very very least $10k people donating isn't gonna be enough (especially for things like dollhouse which I think was 80-100k). Before taking on sponsors he used his entirety of his savings on those streams, you're getting angry that he's a sellout because he takes a few mins out of a 4 hour stream to make enough to cover whatever shit he's doing. Think logically nonnie.

No. 304679

>>303511
>tfw no fanfic where we peg him or zach

No. 304681

>>304673
So he picks the porn sponsor? Really? Out of every sponsor in the known universe?

No. 304695

To be honest, Jerma's been looking extra cute lately, so I can let the porn sponsor slide. He's a run-of-the-mill liberal millennial, so of course he wouldn't be opposed to it. If he did the porn sponsor thing back when it was clear he was gaining weight because of his chronic pain then I'd be more disappointed.

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No. 304701

>>304697
>using a controlling misogynist racist rightoid as a reaction gif
Hm… peculiar…

No. 304710

>>304701
You find fault with the gif because you don't have a proper response. Give me a break. Learn how to argue properly.

No. 304720

Jerma should just spread ass and show us asshole, taint, balls, penis in that order

No. 304724

well now that i've got everyone on the topic of jerma, guys im fucking obsessed with him and i can't stop i need to get into his life and i need to take his girlfriends place. i literally think about him every moment of my life. Someone help

No. 304738

>>304720
I truly do not understand the appeal of man ass

No. 304742

I feel so fucking retarded for feeling sad about this, but lately I’d been fantasizing about meeting my husbando (whom I actually have a few degrees of separation with through colleagues IRL). I’d daydream about us just happening to work/collaborate together, and dream up scenarios where he’d ask me to have dinner and drinks afterwards and one thing would lead to another, etc. He used to have a girlfriend, who disappeared from his videos a few years ago and I assumed they broke up. Turns out they’re probably married, and they just keep their personal life more private now. I feel irrationally sad, like I actually feel a little bit heartbroken as if it were a guy I’ve actually met, talked to and had a chance with IRL. I feel so creepy and retarded for having these parasocial feelings. Can anyone relate?

No. 304744

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>>304679
>Not of him and Zach
Weak

No. 304745

>>304742
I'm a few degrees of separation away and I fear it because it's not through the best means. If he has a vague idea I exist at all he probably hates me. I'm too ugly for my husbando to ever want me even if I had likable qualities

My dreams turned to dramatic nightmares a long time ago and yet I can't expel him from my mind. He just lives rent free in there like a parasite. I've resorted to trying to forget my nights in order to shield myself from the visuals

No. 304748

>>304744
Now you’re talking!

No. 304750

>>304745
Ahh, I’m sorry nona. For me, the fact we have mutual acquaintances/a few degrees of separation makes me sad because I have a hunch we probably would get along, and if we did happen to meet and work together, I think he’d find me attractive too. Something about that fantasy felt attainable and “so close, yet so far away” and it just feels bad, sigh

No. 304775

>>304679
Nonnies… I might be cooking up something, but I can't promise anything maybe not pegging, but defo femdom
>>304724
I feel you nonna I've been jermafag for years and it hurts, he's literally my dream man, I really want to bring back the jermafag thread in /m/ but there's not much to talk about and probably will derail this is also very surreal that this thread is basically just jerma & oneyfags my two loves
>>304742
Just remember the divorce rate. 50%. That's pretty large chance for you to live your dream

No. 304834

>>304750
I hope you achieve your dream nona. It'll always be bittersweet to see optimism like this considering how my perception shifted but I really think we all want at our cores for it to work. I wanted just a fling or a small thing with my former husbando, not forever, and that's still been smeared and bloodied. If your perception changes I hope you dont let it get you down.

No. 304891

>>304775
I'd like for the jermafag thread to revive too but it does not feel like a safe space for me to be unhinged. They seem to congratulate him for being happy with his girlfriend. His girlfriend literally makes me fucking insane, I can't cope with the fact that she exists and they share intimate moments together every day. I need them to break up. I can't rest until I can at least get Jerma to find out that I exist. I was fucking seething at all of the pictures of the people who met him at the chessboxing event GODDDD imagine hugging him. Someone save me from this mental prison I'm obsessed

No. 304892

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i love him forever

No. 304915

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weakest cheek pop ever, didnt even make a sound, disappointing and lame. +3 points for acting silly!!!!!!!

No. 304918

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Hope oneyfags can get on here, I’ve been wanting to post this video since I found it kek. He’s so cute, I could stare at him for hours I want to hold and kiss him so badly i hope this video uploads, I’m doing this off my phone

No. 304930

>>304918
We’re still here lol, well I am. There were no irl husbandposting thread in the new website yet and.. im debating if I should make a oneyfag thread.
Besides that, there’s a new Chris fic on ao3 for you chris nonnas!

No. 304934

>>304930
Kek I was thinking about doing the same thing! (>>302383 is definitely thread pic) but there's only a few of us around so I'm a little hesitant. I'll probably read the fic later, the tags are VERY interesting

No. 304938

>>304918
who is he ? i like his voice

No. 304939

>>304938
Zach Hadel, he's sometimes on Oneyplays. But if you aren't really into lets plays, then he's the cocreator & voice of Charlie from Smiling friends

No. 304941

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>>304918
Where are people getting these "Zach hurls abuse at you" videos from?

No. 304942

>>304918
Zach is so cute. I just want to kiss him and watch his cheeks turn red.

No. 304969

>>304918
Wtf I can't stop staring at his crotch, but it's not my fault, the cameraman had the camera fixed on it for half the video.

No. 305010

saw someone in one of the bunker threads claim that one of the oneyplays guys dated a troon, is that true?

No. 305027

>>305010
link to the thread nonna?
and that person is Cory, though nobody seems to know if the person he’s dating is actually trans or not. And I wouldn’t be surprised.

No. 305029

>>304969
Same nonna, I just know it's big
>>305010
Yeah it's Cory not surprised if you look at his twitter, all asshole & futa porn he's dating a TiM called "Lexi". Vidrel, 2 hours in he plays, the troon voice is deafening & I'm pretty sure the reason chat is turned off bc they're all being transphobic. Though, on a nicer note, Chris says he uses Old Spice swagger

No. 305032

>>305010
Besides the one Cory is dating, there did use to be someone named Waffle or something who was clearly a troon and appeared in some videos

No. 305050

>>305032
The real tea is Waffle, Lexi, and Cory have all had a threesome.

No. 305054

>>305029
Yeah on Cory’s AskFM he said he isn’t really attracted to vaginas and prefers assholes and dicks. But as you said, that’s apparent through his art.

No. 305103

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Merry Christmas nonnas!

No. 305125

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>>305103
Merry Christmas to my beloved Oneyfags & that 1 jerma fag. May we prosper! If anyone wants the blank screen ver to put their own husbando in let me know kek

No. 305127

>>305125
this is insanely adorable ily nonna

No. 305147

>>305054
so he's just gay lol

No. 305152

>>305147
Yes and no. Its gayness but with the needed requisite of degeneracy

No. 305203

>>305147
Nta but yeah is cory just a big degenerate fag or did he fall into the tranny meme because he has no luck with real women? I know in a recent oneyplays he talked about how one time he tried flirting with a friend chris brought by while saying shit like “is me sperging about this video game hot to you” and her not saying anything to him because she was creeped out. Aside from the token trannies waffle and lexi, I don’t think he brings other trannies around like that

No. 305228

>>305125
Kek cute art nonna!!

No. 305229

>>305203
He’s probably always been that degenerative, he’s been posting NSFW art since like 2012, and every story he tells from his younger years he sounds like a coomer loser. He’s definitely the tranny loving type of bisexual, “best of both worlds” type shit, I’ve never liked him too much bc of all of this

No. 305237

There was this clip of zach laughing really hard on stream and it was really cute. Unfortunately, the clip was removed/privated, I should’ve downloaded it when I had the chance.

No. 305239

>>305237
Wish there was a big oneyfags archive we can all compile and put our videos in. Im already tryingt to compile youtube videos with them in it so I can download them all later. Vidrel Chris filmed with a friend but later deleted, there’s also some pinterest accounts that have good pictures of zach from old twitter posts and videos that I can’t seem to find

No. 305240

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>>305239
Samefag heres a pic of Zach petting a cat, don’t know if its from nikki or from a video he deleted

No. 305259

File: 1672157855465.jpg (81.7 KB, 611x541, IMG_5216.jpg)

Anyway back to wholesome husbando posting. I love how Steve has instrumentals written for each of his family members, it's very cute. I think his wife has several songs. Mood for a Day, one of his most popular, was written for her when they first fell in love. So romantic… it's such a beautiful, expressive instrumental. He'd play it all the time to rapturous applause.

No. 305261

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>>305237
Do you know what/whos stream? I would love to hear, someone's got to have a copy of the stream
>>305239
There's so many deleted/lost videos, if there's not already an archive then one of us must start one kek. Pinterest is good, when I go digging archived /co/ threads also have good results
>>305240
MY HEART!! I always love seeing what Nikki posts/doodles about Zach, I'm normally very jealous of my husbando's gfs but she's an exception

No. 305262

>>305261
Luckily nonnie I found another upload of it At 4:02 !

No. 305308

>>305262
Kek yes! That moment is so cute I wish I could see him laugh like that irl, bet he was adorable. I love the positive streams, hope they do more

No. 305336

File: 1672207804530.jpg (68.03 KB, 784x588, 101dalmatians_101.jpg)

I just watched a short interview of my guy and I think I fell a little bit in love, truly. The man's been dead for a few years now but he was so humble. It's been a long time since I'd heard someone act so genuine, not at all full of himself (and not even masking it by "acting"). He said in so many words that he didn't want to be remembered as an actor, but as a friend to someone who had needed it.

And that lined up with what I'd heard a director say about him. This director was once at a party, worrying and stressing about his film, and then my guy sat next to him and said he'd saw him sitting all alone, and then asked him what was wrong. The director poured his heart out to him and eventually cast him in his movie.

I tell ya, they don't make people like him anymore.

No. 305337

>>305336
Your husbando is a dalmation?

No. 305338

>>305337
NO, kek. Just saw it and thought his expression kinda fit my mood.

No. 305341

>>305336
Why won't you name who "your guy" is?

No. 305377

>>305341
'Cause I'm shy. I get embarrassed about gushing about the same guy too much, lol. I wish I had the mental fortitude of women like Carreyanon and Steve Howe-anon.

No. 305389

File: 1672248932802.gif (7.83 MB, 540x540, Tumblr_l_665072085760976.gif)

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker still my fave, I still like him

No. 305402

>>305377
Howeanon should be banned. Tell us who your embarrassing crush is

No. 305403

>>305402
>Howeanon should be banned.
nta and not the howeanon but why? she's not doing anything wrong

No. 305450

>>305389
I want to run my fingers through his hair

No. 305592

>>305125
Jermafag here, I'm late but Merry Christmas!!! Feeling as unhinged as ever and seething at the fact his girlfriend gets to spend the holidays with him

No. 305615

File: 1672361620218.png (434.14 KB, 602x622, 1535366557986.png)

ZACHFAGS! Ao3 tag got updated, I almost cried, same person who did the Chris one too kek.
>>305592
I hope she had the worst day ever and he had the best like he deserves I replied on CC if you didn't see, I still can't stop thinking about how she might have a fat fetish kek

No. 305623

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>>305615
Thank god for oneyfags itt, the ao3 tags sometimes move slow for readerfics so I barely check them. Wish we could sperg out small fics here like how some anons do in the other husbando threads

No. 305630

File: 1672372045448.jpg (113.45 KB, 828x828, tumblr_d4ccd9c1feac5eff1de142d…)

Today is his birthday!

No. 305631

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No. 305638

>>305623
How'd you get this rare pic of Zach in his Sleepycabin days? I remember this vid being up for a while on reddit before being deleted and I regret not saving it ever since.

No. 305647

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>>305638
I got it off a pinterest acct while looking for screenshots of older videos that have been deleted too kek. I did see that stamper uploaded an older video that showed Zach on an archived /co/ thread but its been deleted and I only have the url to work off of. Heres the url if you wanna try https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebwPORa--e4

No. 305648

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>>305615
I replied on CC nona <3 In other news that isn't new, I get worse every day. Every time I see a picture of him my heart just explodes. I'm going to confess I've been looking at his family members on those person lookup sites and texted a number I thought was his brother. Got no reply though. I don't know how I'm going to infiltrate into his life but I will not give up looking for a way

No. 305650

>>305648
That's deranged nona. By stalking him/his literal family you're only making it more likely he stops posting entirely

No. 305658

>>305648
>texted a number I thought was his brother.
Stop. You’re going to make him stop streaming. Just admire from afar like the rest of us

No. 305660

>>305650
>>305658
I knew saying that would get a rise out of people but relax guys, realistically my actions will never reach him. I’m not actively trying to contact his family either it was just a moment of weakness

No. 305661

>>305402
No, I'm too shy. But your post made me kek

No. 305664

>>305660
If you want to get close why dont you try like how his exes and his current gf did? I know some ecelebs just befriend anyone who is a mod for their discord lol maybe do that and see how close you can get to him

No. 305710

>>305648
All of that for an ugly moid…

No. 305716

>>305623
Zach looks so confused kek

No. 305731

>>305664
Way easier said than done. I'm going to try to befriend his discord moderators but I don't expect it to get me anywhere
>>305710
He may be an ugly moid but he's MY ugly moid

No. 305740

Love the oneyfags on this thread. chris is so cute and I adore him with all my heart

No. 305745

>>305731
Oh anon unless you're a master manipulator or one of those people who can read other people like a pro, this is just going to blow up in your face.

No. 305749

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>>305740
Hes so cute and awkward when he has his facecam on wish he did more livestreams like his witchhunt one in 2018

No. 305752

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i rarely watch supermega anymore but i'll still tune into the podcast or live action videos just to see him

No. 305756

>>305752
same nonny

No. 305757

>>305239
lol young chris in this video looks kind of like my nigel now haha wtf

No. 305762

>>305752
matt mogs

No. 305767

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>>305766
Just makes me love him even more kek

No. 305794

>>305623
I check almost daily kek, if you want to talk about fics I will probably reply, I know I talked with an anon about some briefly in the unconventional thread. Anyways, the writer said they'd be writing more stuff, they're aren't the best & I feel like they're a TiF (gender neutral reader… they/them pronouns… all ticking me off) but I'll take what I can get
>>305648
Ayrt, girl don't message his family especially if you did it with your personal number. I get the feeling but you can't be doing that shit, it's probably false or dead number but control yourself my love!!
>>305752
Based, if Matt never dyed his hair that disgusting blonde, I would of never taken the Ryanpill and seen the light. Ryan is so hot in every single way & is the only reason I keep coming back

No. 305796

>>305794
KEK that’s what I said but I’m desperate for some Zach stuff so I’ll take anything at this point.

No. 305803

File: 1672453606653.jpg (35.51 KB, 563x551, dedd11e9e3d818b9dce111e9e7b191…)

Sigh. I wish there was a space for me to be unapologetically insane. You guys worry too much. I understand why but I promise there's nothing to be concerned about. He'll live his whole life without ever knowing of my existence, same goes for the people around him. Regardless I'll go back into hiding

No. 305806

>>305803
I genuinely think you should hit up all those other numbers on those peoplefinder sites. Keep trying until you get someone. Then ask them if they know who Jeremy Harington is. Then, if they say yes or ask you who you are, explain to them that you are his one true fan and soulmate, and you are on a mission from God to unite with Jeremy Harington and marry him and have his children, forever, until you both die of a murder suicide. Then I'm sure they'll be down to give you his contact info after you explain what's going on.

No. 305852

>>305762
Matt was cute in his brunett college boy era but idk he’s a little obnoxious for me now especially with his bleached hair. I’ve always liked Ryan though especially in creator clash phewwwwwww

No. 305935

File: 1672541444831.jpeg (515.44 KB, 750x752, 9F6EC129-B97A-4D31-AF60-4B6674…)

Nikki uploaded this Zach pic just now. My heart. I’m melting, he’s so handsome!! Nonnas I can’t take this anymore

No. 305961

File: 1672585529862.jpg (80.42 KB, 571x643, tumblr_1ef4df152fbc2fdf6a85b4f…)

i need him

No. 305962

File: 1672585670716.jpg (83.35 KB, 540x800, a keery.jpg)

this thread is almost fatally deficient in joe keery

No. 305970

>>305935
New Zach pic just dropped? On New Years?
Nonnie..

No. 306013

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Rare early Zach

No. 306143

Oneyfags, what’s your thoughts on Adam/Burt(not Adam paloian) . I like his voice it’s calming in a odd way.

No. 306161

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>>306143
He’s retarded in a sorta endearing way tbh and he looks pretty normal lol picrel is him with veronicas dogs. He also used to twitch stream under slamhamstream and there’s some vods you can find linked on reddit that have Niall in it

No. 306170

File: 1672753830224.jpg (16.27 KB, 450x450, 1517519232192.jpg)

>>306013
I have a few early Zach pics if anyone wants me to drop them
>>306143
>>306161
Yeah his voice is very nice, but he's very retarded, it's sweet though. I've never seen a pic of him, he doesn't look how I expected but not bad.

Speaking of, I'm surprised no ones mentioned Lyle yet here, I remember seeing a CC nonnie talk about him in a thread

No. 306188

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>>306170
Lyle is the only traditionally attractive among the group but there's practically no cam and he gets overshadowed by Chris and Zach a lot. He also seems like an idiot most of the time but its quite endearing sometimes.

Also post rare Zachs

No. 306197

Im gonna cry why does Zach look the same in every picture he's so ugly I'm sorry but your husbando is hideous, he better be positively rapeable or something

No. 306206

>>306170
THAT'S what Lyle looks like?! God damn

No. 306208

>>306170
Drop them all nonnie

No. 306211

>>306188
Yeah that's why I was surprised he hasn't been mentioned, but tbh the pics he posts of himself sometimes aren't very flattering kek

>>306208
Spam incoming sorry nonnies. Vid rel is where a lot of "rare" Zach pics come from, Chris is in this too, first 20 seconds he's in the green & 1:03 mins in he's sat next to Danny, then at the very right in the next scene for a split second. It's so cute seeing Zach in this kek, he seems a little awkward it's adorable

No. 306213

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No. 306214

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No. 306215

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No. 306216

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This pic always makes me think it's of Kitboga and not Zach

No. 306218

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Finally my favourite one, I have more but I need to do coursework kek. There's some panels I will try and find bc I have a lot of screencaps from those but linking vids is easier.
Also been rewatching the Visage playthrough and hearing Zach cry and squeal in fear is too cute man

No. 306232

>>306218
I felt so bad when Chris scared him kek

Unrelated but related I had a dream where Chris and I did some activities like painting.

And then I woke up..

No. 306269

File: 1672809950848.jpeg (693.67 KB, 1170x1129, BAC7EF4A-0F77-48EA-9572-5B1242…)

I’ve been watching Red Letter Media lately and I’m genuinely sad that I’ll never get to be with Mike Stoklasa. The guys are all so secretive about their personal lives, I’m assuming he’s married to Jessi, and there’s no way we’d meet in person anyway, but I have such a crush on him it hurts kek

No. 306389

File: 1672887746539.jpeg (203.56 KB, 1080x1699, EE9291AA-721F-48AB-963D-F16575…)

it is so unexpected and yet so amazing to see so many ppl share the same zach hadel crush….submitting my rare pic, i love nikki despite her stealing our husbandos, so jealous nonas just imagine its u on the right

No. 306427

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>>306389
God I love nikki for sharing photos and cute drawings of them! So cute to know that Zach loves the cats they have and he’s their favorite. I wish I had the time but alot of sleepycabin members in 2015 would post photos of each other on twitter and I’ve been meaning to look through Micks to see if hes posted any of Zach! Heres a rare Chris pic from that time

No. 306432

>>306389
Props to nikki, she was there since the Sleepycabin days. I distinctly remember the Chris and friends teasing Zach when Nikki visited him when he was hospitalized way back in early 2010s

No. 306488

File: 1672951856801.png (15.47 KB, 500x232, 44fryw.png)

>>306389
I can't take this… so jealous, but they're cute together
>>306427
Please share whatever you find with us nonnie!
>>306432
This is so fucking sweet I'm gonna cry, as much as I'd hate it, I hope they get married soon

No. 306509

File: 1672961899938.jpeg (107.86 KB, 730x693, DBB72852-EDF1-4D84-8EE7-F50673…)

I was violently obsessed with this man a few months ago and to this day he’s the only man I’ve considered myself attracted to for his looks.

No. 306570

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Nice

No. 306792

>>305336
I thought you meant the dog's voice actor

No. 306803

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>>306188
Here’s one I found recently

No. 306815

>>306803
God you just know he was super fucking obnoxious and loud in middle school

No. 306817

>>306570
who is he

No. 307068

File: 1673262622275.jpg (13.19 KB, 399x399, 23127c9d36c76c5e6af60a1a1404c6…)

It upsets me that I'll never have him. I listened to the Strokes a ton when I was younger but only started finding him attractive in the past 2 years. He's been looking godawful in recent years though. What a shame. I can't even watch their old music videos anymore because I'm sad I'll never kiss young Julian.

No. 307069

>>306188
>Traditionally attractive
AGAGGAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGAGAGAGAGGAGAHHHGAHHAHAHGDJFJJFKFKTL

No. 307093

>>306817
nta but seems to be Takahashi Eikichi, a japanese sculptor who died young

No. 307107

>>307068
This moid looks like my genderbend wtf

No. 307113

>>307069
nta but you know she's talking about >>306170 right

No. 307115

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>>307069
I mean compared to Chris, Zach and Tomar he seems more well built and has the most TV friendly face

No. 307123

>>307115
He looks like absolute shit kek

No. 307129

>>307069
the bar is very low for zachfags…
t. former zachfag

No. 307186

>>307129
Wasn't she talking about Lyle?

No. 307194

>>307186
yes and he's not traditionally attractive. he's pretty average looking and also does himself no favours with the kinds of pictures he takes

No. 307203

>>307129
>former Zachfag
Enlighten us on how you ended up there

No. 307309

Zachfags, Lylefags… let’s not fight..

No. 307314

>>307068
I feel your pain nonnie… different artist but I'm going through the same thing

No. 307360

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>>307309
You're right, you should be both bowing to Chrisfags

No. 307471

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Oneyfags. We can all agree our husbandos are retarded and not really the most attractive to the average nonna. But does that matter? No. It matters that we have each other and our boys, we're in this together, Oney Sisters.

No. 307480

>>307471
Otae would beat these guys up.

No. 307489

File: 1673492325394.jpeg (131.84 KB, 750x563, 2B2B4D06-41B7-4E0F-A569-30E85C…)

>>307360
Love this retarded irishman with all my heart

No. 307542

This sounds kind of twisted but does anyone else want their husbando to die earlier so he doesn't disappoint you or fuck things up in the future?

No. 307576

File: 1673564765095.jpeg (168.11 KB, 2048x1364, F4B5375A-8CC0-42F1-9681-91A8B4…)

Deserved. So deserved. I love him. I love him so much.

No. 307615

File: 1673584876333.jpg (650.86 KB, 4104x2808, imok.jpg)

Green…

No. 307650

File: 1673620898007.jpg (233.99 KB, 736x1087, 13d12938379e597a2edf4ee872af50…)

I love his smile so much.

No. 307716

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>>307650
are you this anon? are you THE resident japananon here or does this site just have a david sylvian bias because im all for it lol

No. 307751

>>307615
ooh, he's hot, I'd never heard of him before. He kind of looks like an ex of mine

No. 307752

>>307471
Chris is genuinely a cutie

No. 307830

Listening to songs about love and browsing candid pics of my husbando as if I was there with him, as if I ever knew him… sigh

No. 307883

>>307716
That was indeed me lol, but there are other sylvianons.

No. 308122

File: 1673814577531.gif (7.5 MB, 540x450, Tumblr_l_505465812901343.gif)

The love and adoration, i've for him is ridiculous, i've been obsessed with him once again, since i watched the prequels again… i need help… still beautiful to me

No. 308193

>>307883
its good to be around others with refined tastes…

No. 308311

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Zachfags! New York Comic con pics I managed to find. I also found some Poloni show interviews/press videos with Zach (no face) if anyone wants me to drop them?

No. 308312

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>>308311
he looks so retarded in this I'm sorry

No. 308314

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No. 308315

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>>308314
I love him so much

No. 308318

>>308311
I lied, there is a video interview kek

No. 308319

>>308315
I want to kill myself every time i see his ugly rat features and rat-like face

No. 308323

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>>308319
He owns the rattiness, and nobody can deny the comparisons

No. 308326

>>308319
>>308323
Agreed, but I still love him in all his rat glory, he could eat all my walls and I would always house him

No. 308368

File: 1674075559691.jpeg (91.36 KB, 683x1024, _ (6).jpeg)

He isn't really an irl husbando because I'm exclusively attracted to the character and not the actor necessarily, but I suppose it'd have to go here. I had another dream last night where he and I were laying on the bed in his room, chatting in the afternoon. Our conversations covered every imaginable topic. At a certain point, we landed on his disability. In a tender voice I asked if he ever wished he could live a life free from his disability. He said that he sometimes did, but he didn't want to focus on something that would never happen anyway. It was silent for a moment. I take an interest in chiropractic care and had some knowledge about his situation. I turned my body to him and leaned on my arms, my face hovered near his. „Would you allow me to try something? I promise it won't hurt.” He nodded, a bit confused. I sat back and instructed him to lay on his belly and relax. I used a gentle tone of voice and ran my hands along his back. „Just relax, I'm going to try a few things” I applied gentle and constant pressure along his back, easing him into it. Then I corrected a few joints and bones, swiftly and carefully. He gasped slightly. „I'm done.” I tucked my hair behind my ears. He raised himself up on his hands and moved his legs. He seemed confused. When he stood up, he looked at me with a puzzled expression. He took a few careful steps, and couldn't believe what he was experiencing. Long story short, the whole family was overjoyed and they invited me over for dinner .

No. 309547

>>308315
>>308314
Might be me but Zach looks a little sleepy in some of these.

No. 314540

File: 1677510336619.gif (1.99 MB, 311x456, 4B2133F5-0500-45B9-9323-EEB569…)

Gonna spam my husbandos here
I ♥ Buster Keaton

No. 314541

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No. 314542

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>>314541
What a gorgeous side profile

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>>314542
The quality of this one is shot but I love the way he looks in it nonetheless
>>307068
This guy is strangely cute

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George Mallory image dump

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>>314549
I love how half of the front page is just Georgie

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>>314550
I wish I knew what his voice sounded like

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>>314551
K last one for now

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>>314552
I tried to fill the front page with his face KEK
But this shitty site keeps giving the "seRveR FaILEd tO haNDLe yOuR uPLoaD" message (and still is!)

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god i wish that was me in the middle…

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>>314596
holy fuck me too nonnie. schwartzman getting choked in fargo awakened some feelings in me

No. 314915

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After being dogpiled in the attractive men thread for posting an attractive man and not a plastic caveman I've been forced to relocate here. I don't even know who this tactical slut is and he's living rent free in my head. They can call the mask a burqa all they want but they're just in denial of the fact that it makes him 10X more attractive. Not everyone is brainwashed to think your cookie cutter hollywood neanderthal 'husbandos' are the pinnacle of male attractiveness.

No. 314918

>>314915
How are you calling them cavemen and then post this Neanderthal brow bone motherfucker

No. 314920

>>314915
he's got the exact same eyes as that faggot dan howell

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>>314918
First of all, how can you even come to the conclusion that he has a neanderthal brow bone if his face is covered? Sounds like you're desperately grasping at straws to defend your plastic cavemen. Second of all, compare these two. On the right is a 'man' posted in the attractive men thread (shit quality pic but you can see the essentials), on the left and below is an actually attractive man. The hollywood neanderthal on the right has a disgusting, almost comical caricature of a face. You can clearly see a jutting brow bone and fake dyed hair. He is not a person, he is a creation made of plastic surgery and money crafted for the sole purpose of appealing to your primitive brain. Continue cooming over your cavemen, it doesn't matter to me. But don't jump on anyone who posts someone naturally attractive.
A real neanderthal, for reference. I wonder which one resembles the neanderthal more, hmmm?
>>314920
Just looked him up and he's some zoomer-haired faggot. I don't see any correlation and I don't know why you're making these stupid comparisons but I think you should get back in the 'attractive' man thread. Keep posting your kpop waxworks and hollywood neanderthals. I shouldn't even have to say this but apparently anons are especially defensive today. Feel insecure that I criticized your cavemen?

No. 314925

>>314915
you just know there's no chin under there

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>>314925
I'm not even going to go into the fact it's ridiculous you're measuring attractiveness purely by chin. I'm just going to say that you're completely missing the point. I do not care at all if he has no chin, I don't care if he looks like a faggot under the mask, I don't care if he's fat (that would make him more attractive, actually), I don't care if his eyes look like those of a dead fish, I don't care that I'll never see his face - all of which are wrong but that's besides the point. The point is that he is objectively attractive in a natural, non-plastic way but most anons are too stuck in the attractive 'man' thread's echo chamber to realize it. You think that because everyone agrees with you, your hollywood neanderthals are hot. Well they're not, and they're not even real, they're artificial creations of plastic surgery and selective breeding. His appeal is true and natural attractiveness which the mask accentuates. I already got an anon in the uniform thread to concede that he is in fact attractive. Try again later!

No. 314928

>>314927
Military Industrial Grade Corpse Husband

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>>314927
>I don't care if he's fat (that would make him more attractive, actually
Alright now you're just fucking with us. I'm cleansing this thread (nta and not the original buster anon btw)

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>>314928
If you're trying to compare him to some Donnie Darko looking character I don't see the resemblance and I don't even know where that's coming from. If he showed his hair he wouldn't have ugly unwashed hair like that thing anyway.
>>314929
And here's yet another example of what I was talking about! At least you posted someone who's not an exact example of a cookie cutter hollywood neanderthal (although the 'attractive' man thread anons would probably find a way nickpick him because he's not in their designated box - I'm sure the anon who said my husbando probably has a small chin would love to hate Buster Keaton). The point that keeps flying over anon's heads is that I can like men that aren't their cavemen-looking plastic surgery creatures. I can like men who don't show their face, I can like men who aren't a celeb, and I can like men who are chubby without 'fucking' with you. I'm going to keep posting him so you better get used to seeing his face, or lack of it.

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>>314931
>(I'm sure the anon who said my husbando probably has a small chin would love to hate Buster Keaton).
KEK

No. 314934

>>314931
Nona this is my type too. Who is he? Where can I find more pics of him please

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>>314934
Well I'm glad that there are some sensible anons on /g/! I didn't know of him until yesterday myself while searching for images to post in the uniform thread, and the second I saw him I couldn't stop thinking about him. I actually found out just a few minutes ago that his name is Roman Partizan and he's a Russian man (which makes him a thousand times hotter to me - I think Russian is the most attractive language) who has a youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@715TEAM. His instagram is https://www.instagram.com/roman_partizan/. I haven't had time to watch one of his videos but I assume he's part of an airsoft group or something. Also look at his hands in pic related, I'm drooling.

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>>314936
nayrt but bless you nona, he is gorgeous. i feel a soul connection with amonguswindow right now

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>>314938
So nonnies finally see the truth. If they at least reverse image searched the photos they'd think before clicking post. He is so fucking attractive, and I don't even know how to explain why. He's just some guy in a mask and military clothes but it's like he's turned some switch in my brain which causes me to obsess over him, and I know I'm not the only one here. I never understood why nonnies would seriously masturbate to images of men (3D and 2D) they find attractive but I think I get it now. Not that I'd defile him like that, I want the way I view him to stay pure.
I've been saving all the images of him I can find. I have a folder with 32 files in it already and I'm going to download all the videos I can from his youtube. If nonnies want I can upload the videos and images to a Mega or something so they can download them as well.

No. 314941

>>314939
He’s so fucking hot. Besides physically, what is getting me is the way he looks into the camera. Those penetrating eyes. He’s staring into my soul. Holy shit Nona I haven’t felt any sort of attraction to random men in a very long time but this sexy russian masked beast has done something to me. I’m watching his YouTube videos now. Thank you for bringing this blessing over to us kek

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>>314941
One thing I like about the mask is how it emphasizes his eyes. I've never really appreciated how attractive eyes are but looking at Roman his eyes are definitely one of his best physical aspects next to his uniform. I had a military and mask fetish before I found him (the entire uniform thread -thank god the gore troll is gone- is pretty much just me photodumping and defending liking uniforms) so that's one of the reasons I find him hot. Judging from his instagram photos he definitely knows that the main reason some people watch him is because they find him hot. I'm sure it's not a question of if, but how much fanmail he gets from thirsty women.
>Thank you for bringing this blessing over to us kek
I'm glad I've led the attractive man-starved anons from the 'attractive' men thread to an actually attractive man! I'm sure the anons who were seething at me initially are regretting their eagerness in dismissing him as an 'unidentified meat shield'.

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>>314915
I'm a tactical slut enjoyer as well, I wish I had a bf that would dress up like that for me. we would have a sexy roleplay where he's my POW kek

No. 314958

Shiey and Poison are much more attractive guys who wear masks and get in adventures.

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>>314915
>>314941
I'm starting to think these two nonnies maybe on to something here.

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Romanonnies, after saving so many pictures of him I figured other nonnies might want the pictures as well - so I uploaded them to a Mega folder. Inside the folder there's images of Roman Partizan (mostly taken from pinterest) and some of his youtube videos from 2023-2019 as well https://mega.nz/folder/oLoiQCSL#z15wjZLm-KcqclC56Zqprg
There are some… uh, interesting photos in there that some nonnies might enjoy. Please tell me if some videos or images are corrupted so I can fix them!

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nonas I am DYING over how bad I want him… tfw no military genius emperor bf…

No. 315223

>>315159
Nonna… I kneel.

No. 315757

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he never was gonna fuck my ugly self anyway, I was never going to be some boring, dumb blonde with fake tits, who pretended to have a room temp iq. but I came out fucking broken. this man disgusts me and any residual attraction I have to him hurts. I hate him. I hate him.

I hate you, jim carrey, and I wish the mother you despise so much had aborted you. After all, you were your families youngest child, the last thing they needed was another useless moid. All your abilities all your harm outweighs. Hollywood stereotype, running away from your problems. Cowardly, spineless, and pathetic, decades far from your former glory. Your disease and predation is wasting away. If you're lucky, you die alone, if you're not, you're preserved in a legacy of humiliation. Perfect for a clown.

Got issues with the demise of your reputation? Watching it wither and die like you watched hundreds of women you abused die inside? It's what you deserve. People are starting to see you for what you are, and it fucking incenses you. To be anything other than perfect, to be so grotesquely self indulgent, and yet self hating, clearly disordered, clearly inadequate. I thought you were strong, but you're a weak scrote through and through. And even a weakly strong woman, with time, dismantles the lies of a weak scrote.

Suck my boobs you bitch

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>>315757
it ruined my life and I never even got what I wanted. i didn't even do anything wrong, this parasite twisted itself around me. and I won't forget the happier things and what they taught me, that jim wasn't always a dusky, repulsive leech, but for now? I'm afraid of what I used to love trying to dismember its persona. far too late for redemption. only god can forgive him now

so with all due respect, and strong a-logging, the blood on his hands deserves a far worse and brutal death than the one he's probably going to have. if he commits suicide that's a fool's way out. what he deserves is every woman he's ever assaulted, harassed, raped or abused stabbing him at least once, and driving that knife in deep. if there is hell and an afterlife he'll be ninth level. that's where he's going.

I'm done. I hope you're uncomfortable every single day of your short remaining life jim. That's a fraction of what you deserve.

No. 317002

i'm so assblasted over someone criticizing my husbando (not on here some other site, though he does get criticized here too but i don't care as much) and over a very old post too. i shouldn't care about something so insignificant and he wouldn't either, yet i do because i'm a big crybaby. all i can do i vent it out i guess.
it's not simply disliking him that's the issue, you can't be liked by everyone obviously, just some of the reasons why seem dumb. i don't think it's fair to judge his skills based on his very, very earliest roles where he gets less than 5 minutes of screen time while ignoring everything else he does. other complaints are just over mundane things blown out of proportion, of course by tunglr and twitter but this one annoyed me more.

No. 317695

There's this guy who's kind of a friend of a friend, I know him because we like each other's bands. He's tall and blond, he has a aquiline nose so fs a big cock. I'm surprised I'm so attracted to him since usually I'm attracted to nerdy brunettes, and he's blond and people like him.
The first time I talked to him, though I think I came off as obsessed with him and weird (which I wasn't at the time!) so now he doesn't like my Instagram posts. It's probably nothing but he likes my best friend's posts. I just wish he wasn't gay, too old for me, and in a committed relationship.

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>when asked how it felt to be both black and Irish, Lynott responded “like a pint of Guinness.”
>during a listening party for the Black Rose album, Lynott was speaking at length about “my people”, when music journalist Alan Jones asked him, “what peoples that Phil, the Paddys or the n-ggers?” Lynott slapped Jones so hard that he fell to the floor, and he was immediately thrown out of the venue by Thin Lizzys roadie team.
>”Is there anyone here tonight with any Irish in them?” cheers “Is there any of the girls here who’d like a little more Irish in them?”
>tfw no 6ft3 mixed bass-player lead-singer Irish-historian super slutty poet bf who could be both a kind loving family man and a dark and mysterious seductor
I can’t take it anymore. Seriously I’m at my limit.

No. 318352

>>315757
>>315781
kek, late response but this is too real. I had an obsession with an IRL celeb husbando many years ago that was life consuming and when he turned out to be, surprise, a horrible person, I could have written the same manifesto. After that I swore not to get too into any celebrity again, but last year I fell deep into a crush for a famous woman. I was like… it's probably safe, right? What are the odds it would happen twice. And she's a woman, not a moid. There's no way my heart will get so broken again. And then just a few months after that, an article came out detailing supposed harassment she did (not sexual but very mean). It was a sort of sketchy article, but the way she addressed it and the way her PR team handled it was so shitty that it almost doesn't matter if it's true or not, the response was bad enough by itself. The worst part is I tried to quit her for a couple months but failed miserably and now I'm back to following all her activities because i try to forget the bad response and cope by saying the article wasn't true anyway kek. I'm retarded enough that I've almost split her into "Her As A Real Person," and "My Fantasy Version Of Her".

I wish I could stop but I'm not strong enough. I think maybe I could if I had someone IRL to direct my feelings towards, but for some reason I never fall for anyone around me at all. I want to be normal. sorry for irl waifufagging in the irl husbando thread i hope it's okay since it's basically the same illness

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>>318352
God nona I'm sorry. I've tried to distance myself from celebrity gossip a little more and not emotionally invest in people.

I'm not even sure I believe the epstein island shit, but I do think JC's committed horrendous atrocities. Doesn't matter how much you talk about it, though. it hurts to my core he's never had another formal accuser. Everyone who crosses him is fucking terrified, and I'm realizing why. Beyond his press fodder he's actually a very charming showman, but his mask slipped hard. during interviews the day of his retirement he truly looked and acted like an angry, drugged up psychopath. And for the first time behind just reading or watching unsettling moments, I felt like I saw a glimpse of the "real Jim." The one who ruins lives.

I don't necessarily believe the epstein shit until I see more concrete proof, for me it's the likelihood he's a serial sadistic abuser who's probably infected thousands of young, formerly healthy women.

He's allegedly got hoards of accounts and PR, and keeps his detractors and victims under watchful eye. How was anyone supposed to know, mercy mercy me, he was a terminally online weirdo? I guess there was a reason, even when I was still a fan, that I kept fleeing. Survivor instinct was blaring from day 1! Why didn't I listen to it! There were so many red flags, I ignored until the elephant in the room stomped me nearly dead. Like I wasn't traumatized already? I literally see picrel in my nightmares. My lingering bits of physical attraction make me sick.

In some obscure corner of the earth jim is busting his gut at how clever he thinks he is. Having sold his house and C&D'ing some aggressive qanon grifter. Oh boy, what's next? A political bid? Wanted for actual crime? Please, please tell me the plot thickens! Fucking hell, the only thing that can shock me is the serial killer theory becoming reality.

Unfortunately there's a lot of women in the industry who've disappointed me by standing in solidarity with lousy men, even if they're still better by virtue of being women. Margot Robbie hyping up and rumors she's having an affair with Brad Pitt and praising David O'Russell, for one. Olivia Wilde's dramatics, the disastrous Dont Worry Darling, possibly helping weinstein. These women accustomed to their privilege. they forget and dismiss or at worst participate and endorse the hardships other women endure. It's such a sad cycle.

Who the hell wants to be in this predicament? If I had a healthy brain and a safe home life, I wouldn't fixate on this loser. I always knew he was deranged, I sympathize with his derangement. The only lingering piece of sympathy I have is knowing this man is deeply, deeply unwell. Yet I refuse to tolerate the fallout of his sexpest endeavors. I just figured he was more like your kooky schizoid friends dad and not a creepy uncle.

Nobody prepares you for the clown revealing himself as joker. Nobody. I want to wipe him from my memory, but then I'd also be wiping parts of my meager joy. I've met people and had experiences i value in the last few years. If I'm erasing him, I erase them. Sad state of affairs to be in. I really do wish you luck and well in getting over.

I have met extraordinary people with wisdom beyond compare who aren't famous. Fame is a gamble of chance. Put your fave in an alternate reality and they wouldn't have brushed with luck. Try to think of it that way, fame is an attribute we assign that purely begins by accident and happenstance, and ends with force. Fame is pointless, and with the right posturing most people with some kind of talent could be famous, it's just PR and promotion. Spoken like a true cynical gossip.

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God I wish he looked at me like that, and that, and that and…

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The lengths I go to for him specifically

No. 319362

>>315159
i was convinced but his thighs in those jeans omfg….

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I am healed, I am happy, there is love and light. Blissfully oblivious. The rumor mill is closed, to keep his work segregated from his rabbit holes. Chose to be a healthy woman who didn't invest in a goya eyed surrealist. I know upfront not to be too revealing, and I never was.

No butterfly ripples, no domino effects, no skull tattoos, no slap comments or career tanking cascades. What I thought was ugly is now pristine. I strayed away from sharp objects, no tingles under my nerves. Graduating on time, I relinquish a darling idol to a big city, not small wisdoms. Reminding myself that I have dreams yet be squandered.

He never retires, he was fun as hell during Sonic 2 promos, the last brava of fangirl stupidity for me! I hear whispers about productions at my newfound job, he's filming Aleister Arcane now. Heres to hoping it's no 23. 23. What a movie. What an age. What a number. What a year.

yeah, april fucking fools

No. 322198

Calling him my husbando seems wrong, but there is a guy (who I don't know in real life) who I have been attracted to for about seven years now. It's on and off, but whenever I discover a new piece of information about him I get excited and I add it to my mental database of everything I know about him. When I'm bored, I imagine us having conversations and I imagine what it would have been like if we knew each other and were friends or dated and it brings me comfort. I've even watched certain movies because I knew he liked them and visited certain places that were connected to him. This is such embarrassing behavior, but I tell myself it's okay because I don't actually know this person (and never will) so it doesn't matter. I thought I would have outgrown this eventually and gotten an actual boyfriend at this point, but nope. And to top it off, he died at a pretty young age so as I get older and older it'll become less acceptable for me to feel this way. Ah well, I think I'm overthinking it. I always get this nagging feeling that I'm doing something wrong or unhealthy whenever I indulge myself in these fantasies even though I guess I'm not hurting anyone.

No. 322211

>>322198
Honestly who cares if you feel less acceptable because your older. Your not actually harming anyone, your just nurturing a feeling he inspires and the fact that he's dead (RIP) just cements it even more.

No. 322334

getting your hair brushed out your face by husbando's thick hands
getting thighs grabbed by husbando's thick hands
gazing the stars at night while he holds you with his thick hands
going for walks near the park and he gives a bouquet of flowers, with his thick hands
getting spanked by the thick hands

No. 323244

>>318349
Omg nonnie I wouldn’t expect to find a fellow Phil enjoyer here! One of my favorite bassists ever, coolest motherfucker. Rip my man

No. 323248

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This is my beautiful husbando. I am so in love with this man, it quite frankly, is unreal.
>I can cum just by looking at or thinking of him
>I repeat his name autistically when I’m sad or stressed or scared
>I wear a bracelet with his name on whenever I leave the house
>I talk about him so much and have so many photos of him that my mom says he should get a restraining order out on me
>I’m saving my virginity for him and I’ll die a virgin if I don’t get to fuck and marry him
He is absolutely beautiful, the sexiest man to ever exist in the history of mankind. He is so fucking intelligent, charismatic, interesting, funny, mysterious, and not to mention an amazing singer. I love you so much Dave, you own my heart.

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Foaming at the mouth

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No. 323338

>>323248
>beautiful
Honey he has leprosy

No. 323339

>>323338
Guy probably has so much coke in his body, you'd get high from being in the same post code. Anon could do a lot worse, though. Diamond Dave is better than Jim Carrey, Ezra Miller, or Tucker Carlson at least lmao.

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>>319210
I'm going to be cringe again sorry
He means so much to me, he was such a layered character. I cried for a week after watching this series, sometimes I still do when I hear the opening music. I wish he was obsessed with me as much as I am with him. I could just lie in bed all day kissing and licking him all over and he'll do the same to me, trapped in eachother's arms, in a cozy home away from everyone else, away from this awful world. Then make him coom in french.
This game had no short curly option so this is the closest I got lol.

No. 327706

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Well, happy 42nd. I was not expecting to like him this much years ago (just had no opinion back then) but here I am. It was probably bound to happen anyway since he's my 'type'. I made a list of things I like about him but won't post it.

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>>318368
>>318352
>I wish I could stop but I'm not strong enough. I think maybe I could if I had someone IRL to direct my feelings towards, but for some reason I never fall for anyone around me at all.

I feel this in my core. Simping for unavailable fucks has been my drug of choice since childhood. I'm too damn old for this shit, especially since now I'm obsessed with a scrote with a high potential of being vile. At this point in my life I truly wonder if I have some weird erotomania psychosis because I want to live in my head with a fake version of a scrote. I fixate on the funny cute spergy side of him so I can ignore the giant fucking sword of Damocles of him being disgusting over my head. And my family lies to me and says I'm not autistic when deep down I know I truly fucking am because why the hell would I be doing this shit

No. 329161

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>>329159
Ah what the hell he's such a qt3.14
Push my devil's doorbell you disgusting little freak, and I'll show you some good foot work

No. 329172

>>327706
nona please come back i love him too.. i love his eyes and his cadence its so sexy

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Him except I don't really want to learn more about him because I'm scared it'll ruin him for me, all I know is he has an Italian speech impediment and a massive cock

No. 329274

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checo!

No. 329308

>>329274
Leclerc is cuter tbh.

No. 329645

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Toshiro Mifune. I’m starting to hyperfixate on him after watching some of his samurai movies. I keep fantasyzing about him having a gruff warrrior type personality, but with a sweet and gentle side for me. Gonna watch binge watche more of his material soon. I hear his non samurai stuff is good too. More material for me to obsess over.

No. 330262

>I want to live in my head with the fake version of a scrote.

Haha fuck. I came here to vent about exactly that. And the older I get, the more immersed in it I become. When I was younger, I could at least separate it as ‘well my imaginary scrote boyfriend is great but I’m sure there are men out there who I could also like,’ but now I’ve gone so deep I worry that he is the only kind of scrote I could ever care about and unless a carbon copy of him exists somewhere (which wouldn’t be good) then I guess I’m screwed. I’ve succumbed to the illness of comparing every scrote I know with this idealized fake scrote in my head. I think of all the ways they are inferior even though he’s objectively horrible. It is what it is. I even imagine having conversations with him when I’m bored or upset about something. It’s insane.

No. 330280

>>308368
who's this? he's hot

No. 330291

>>329645
He is so hot, both as a gruffy warrior and clean shaven, they don't make them like that anymore.

No. 330425

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>>330291
The best of both worlds

No. 330498

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>>330262
I'm so sorry anon, for me it almost seemed like I kicked the habit for two years or so until I became obsessed with my current scrote. Like you've said, I've noticed it gets worse during times of stress. It also spikes when I find out a female friend or relative is starting an IRL relationship.
>I could at least separate it as ‘well my imaginary scrote boyfriend is great but I’m sure there are men out there who I could also like'
I hate to sound melodramatic, but with my current scrote it's almost like some higher being decided to make me aware of him for shits and giggles. It's almost like this scrote was created via an algorithm because he and I are so similar (engineers, enjoy synthesizers and industrial music, interested in alchemy and kabbalah, goofball atheist). Even his rants on his facebook page seem like they could be written by me if I was doped with testicle juice. It also doesn't help that he dressed so slutty sometimes when he was younger and embodied a lot of my fetishes for men. Now he looks like the unabomber if he was a metrosexual amish guy

No. 330572

>>330498
Aw yeah, it makes sense that you’d become so enamored with someone who you have so much in common with. I like the idea that he was AI-generated by God just for you lol. And looking like a metrosexual unabomber isn’t the worst thing in the world to happen to a guy.

I kind of feel that way about the person I have my longest standing obsession with. I don’t think my natural personality is compatible with a lot of people. I can’t imagine myself being in a relationship with most and not having to change some aspect of my personality to make it work. So I’ve accepted that I probably wouldn’t be happy in a relationship for the most part, even though I still want one (on my own terms). I know it’s delusional, but I could imagine myself being in a relationship with him and not feel constrained to put on a face to be attractive. It’s completely delusional, but somehow I can imagine that maybe he would have liked someone like me- and that’s really rare for me to imagine that with anyone. I don’t even know him, so of course I acknowledge that I could be completely wrong, but even if I was, it’s nice to have an idea that there’s at least one person I could imagine myself being happy with rather than no one at all. With most of the men I find attractive, I get the feeling that we wouldn’t actually be very compatible (nor would they be into someone like me in the first place). And the men irl who have shown interest in me are ones I am not interested in because I know I wouldn’t be happy in a relationship with them. He’s the only person I can think of who I could imagine actually liking me for me- and I’d actually like him back! So it makes sense (at least for me) why I’m so weirdly attached to this idea of a person. Sorry for rambling. I just need to put it out somewhere kek. Usually when someone asks why I don’t have a boyfriend I just say it’s because I’m not interested, but this is the real unhinged reason.

No. 331285

i hate mine so much he's literally ugly and a manlet. he makes my life so hard everyday. i hope he dies. no fashion sense no social awareness no skills whatsoever literally negative value male and yet i love him and think about him everyday. i want him to be my bf irl but also i want to punt him directly into the air like a football

No. 331286

>>329645
enlightened taste. doesn't hurt that most of his movies are really good either

No. 331437

My new BF is fucking amazing and he's so sexy nonnies, and he's into women worship. It's beautiful, straight out of a dream.
He gives me everything from grabbing car/all doors, flowers everytime he sees me, paying for everything, floods me with compliments, walks on the outside of the sidewalk, picks up things I drop, does my shoes/sandels, stares at me just to tell me how beautiful I am- And when it comes to the bedroom, ugh, he's amazing. He even told me before we started having sex that he his whole goal is just to get me off, he doesn't care if he does and that I'm a goddess meant to be worshipped… Ugh amazing. So I brought up that I've always been into the idea of my feet being kissed and sucked but my other partners were not into that/didn't want to do it for me, and his answer? "yes princess, anything for you" got down on his knees and oh how he loved on them and told me how beautiful they were, and even told me it was his first time too, but his cock was just rock hard, ugh, it was amazing. And then after we had sex- But he's so in love with me, it's so cute. I love him too. Hehe.

No. 331441

>>331437
He sounds perfect! I'm so happy for you, nonnie.

No. 331613

>>331437
I think you're in the wrong thread…

No. 331774

>>331441
Thank you nona!! He is fantastic, he even gave me full access to his phone, no permission needed and added in my thumbprint while we were in the talking phase because he wants me 'to trust him completely'. And I was talking to him about how I'm a no/go for porn and don't like it, my reasons, etc. and he admitted to me that he does look at porn but will stop (I rarely believe this with men but the thought is nice) and won't even take his phone into the shower (we don't live together yet but when he stays over) if it makes me uncomfortable (so yes, men do look at porn in the shower, he admitted it's his 'place' when he watches porn). But he's so thoughtful and considerate. Honestly I've heard "if he wants to he would" but like, I didn't know if he wanted to HE would, yknow? My exfiance (together for 8 years) was never nearly as considerate or thoughtful. I would have to beg him for compliments as he just "wasnt an affectionate person" is what he said. I was pathetic, I don't know why I stayed so long with that. I'm so happy now. Thank you for listening nonnie.
>>331613
I'm not sure which thread is more suitable, this was the closest thing I found to sperg on. Lol.

No. 331787


No. 331792

>>331787
Thank you nonnie!! I appreciate you. Will move all my sperging in there.

No. 332774

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I'm having another episode again. It drives me mad that I can't have him, it truly makes me legitimately upset. I keep creating AUs in my head where we meet in highschool or college, become friends, and start a family. I thought of how our child would look and act like, our house and backyard, activities we can do, trips, everything. I don't even want kids irl and it wouldn't work out regardless for many reasons. I have reached peak pathetic and peak creepiness.

No. 332846

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Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

No. 332848

>>331437
Post pics or I'll assume he's fat.

No. 332863

>>332846 I want him so bad

No. 332864

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>>332846
>dick outline visible through joggers

No. 332872

>>332846
is this Michael Mando

No. 332964

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Something about his voice absolutely does something to me, I think because I'm not American so I find the southern accent incredibly charming lol. I also love how he'll occasionally use cute terms of endearment like "darling" or "sweetie" in his videos - I pretend he's saying them to me kek.

As much as I am attracted to him, I can't be jealous of his fiance. Very happy for her for bagging him, and the fact she's tall and a doctor - just proves he's not afraid of a tall, educated woman - incredibly rare male trait tbh.

No. 332965

>>332964
his accent is fantastic. I had such a huge thing for wendigoon until I found out he was an extremely outspoken devout Christian, but if I were a god fearing nona it’d be a no brainer

No. 332966

>>332964
>Very happy for her for bagging him
wasn't he a coomer or something? maybe i'm thinking of the wrong dude

No. 332969

>>332964
>man are afraid of tall rich women
This is delusional. Most men always go for women who are out of their leagues and manlets are notorious for fetishizing any tall woman

No. 332975

>>332966
No, he and his fiancé are highschool sweethearts and wendi never posted any coomer shit, he is a gun nut tho lmao but being southern thats a given.

No. 332985

>>332965
nonna I just switch my brain off when he starts talking about god (and I choose not to watch those videos kek)

There has to be some trade off, and if I'm going to crush on a southern guy with a pretty voice - the god and guns shit is a given.

No. 332996

>>308314
Was he insecure about his eyes? Thats why he wore sunglasses for the longest time?

No. 334186

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Daveposter again still can’t get over how beautiful my husband is

No. 334187

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>>334186
>Beautiful
>Extremely fucking intelligent but acts dumb
>Worships women
>Said there would be no rock n roll
Without women
>Elite physique, practices karate and ju jitsu
>Slut
>Speaks Japanese and does traditional Japanese oil painting, is amazing at it
>Amazing singer
>Funny
>Sexiest fucking voice
Literally the absolute peak of the xy chromosome. There will be no other. No other male matters. All moids disgust me because they aren’t this one

No. 334417

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>>329172
I'm sorry I took so long to respond, the list of things got so long and spergy I got embarrassed and chickened out kek. I agree his eyes and way of speaking are definitely the main appeal. I find big rounded eyes and eyebags in general really cute and combined with his sharp facial structure it makes an interesting contrast. (My eyes are also similar so maybe I'm being biased heh..) I love that he can go from looking cute, sleepy, and intense at the same time.
And yes his voice, it's so calm and smooth. I love his overall image/demeanor, (from what we can assume, I know nobody truly knows him) he comes across as chill but also acts kind of dorky and playful sometimes kek and I think that's cute. I also like the voices he does for characters, at times it sounds deeper than usual which, wew. I'd give my whole bank account if he did asmr videos. If he added moans I'd give him my soul. The slight lisp when he pronounces his S is cute too.
I also like the types of characters he plays, and the suffering, the vulnerability, eccentricity and bloody noses, that sort of stuff. I like his tv roles the most, I'm looking forward to the Buster Keaton series. There's a bunch of other little details I like but I'll end it here since this post is already long.

No. 335127

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>>330572
Sorry for late response, I went to touch grass for a while to shake this scrote obsession. It almost seemed to work because I started to find him embarrassing, but then I went to an event where everyone was coupled up in one way or another and then I relapsed.
>the men irl who have shown interest in me are ones I am not interested in
I don't think I've ever had a guy show interest in me, that could be part of the problem. I'm not really weird irl or fugly or anything that I'm aware of but most single guys just avoid me. I've even been in situations where guys would give their numbers to women I was hanging out with and they would completely ignore me kek. The guys who do act somewhat friendly to me are in relationships, so that's probably why I'm into imaginary scrotes. In my alternate universe I would go back to the mid 1980s or so, befriend him and get him to go back to applying for a NASA job and following his childhood dream instead of becoming a gross scrote. In this fantasy he is born pure and innocent, but he starts to become a gross scrote through bad influences kek. Then he and I get married and become the industrial musician power couple with STEM jobs and he stays away from gross moids. There's also something really hot about a guy who can do something "sterile and buttoned-up" like engineering and then transform into this beautiful androgynous musical creature.
>>332774
>I have reached peak pathetic and peak creepiness
I've reached both of those and peak autism.
I'm looking into buying a synthesizer after I took keyboard lessons (which is more than my scrote did kek he could just wing it because he was a guy) and how to get a "professional" mohawk. Also already own jacket similar to picrel

No. 335131

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>the crested golden scrote of Florida performs his mating dance
>the hip thrust shows that he has good pelvic stamina
>the lowered head shows that he is receptive to the female's advances
>he exposes his vulnerable neck to show the female his adam's apple as a sign of masculinity
>the much drabber female punches him in the ballsack for being disgusting and makes him her slave

No. 335134

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>>334186
>>334187
who is this? google images gives me nothing
>>330280
nta but its RJ Mitte(Walt Jr from Breaking Bad)

No. 335135

>>335134
Pretty sure it's david lee roth, only one daveposter around here. god bless her.

No. 335644

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Any oneyfags still here?
I adore him so much I wanna be with him so bad..
I think about him all the time and even dream about living with the sleepycabin guys :(

No. 335646

>>335644
Never been a oneyfag, I did see him as attractive when I first saw him. Cool to see nonnas here know who he is and lust for him.

No. 335647

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my wife

No. 335648

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No. 335649

>>335644
If he still looked like that maybe i would've been one too.

No. 335655

the previous thread was full of ezrafags

No. 335657

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>>335644
Still here nonna! As soon as the zachfags and the art anon left it got a bit quiet. Sorry for not posting him as much and keeping it alive. I still haven’t even finished writing that zoo date fanfic I sperged about up thread

No. 335661

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It's far too early for a new thread but if it happens I suggest picrel for the OP
>>335655
They're in the unconventional thread now.

No. 335675

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>ynw be a member of Nacho Varga’s cokehead live-in gf harem
Why go on

No. 335676

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>>335657>>335657
Lol its okay! I got a fic about chris I was writing for someone on twitter too that I still haven’t finished so I get it. Its nice to see that oneyfags are still here

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>>335676
tbh hope it gets lively again with the other oney and zachfags like before. I haven’t been able to sperg proper and it doesn’t help that Chris recently posted on twitter about losing weight and lifting. Might make a burner ao3 account just to post fics about him working out

No. 335759

>>335644
Yes! we’re still here nonna! Nice to see that the other oneyfags are still here.
>>335682
Do it nonna!

No. 335761

>>335682
God I want to make out with Chris so badly it's not fair

No. 335764

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>>335761
I wish he posted pictures of himself more often because he looks sorta built now. Shoulders so broad he looks like he can engulf every Oneyfag itt with one hug and still have room for more. I’d climb his ass like a tree if it didn’t kill his fucking back

No. 335768

>>335649
He didn't age that bad. He just got a bit chunkier and grew a slight goatee.

No. 335774

Oneyfags, have you seen the video games afterparty with Tenacious D and Chris?

No. 335777

>>335774
Yes kek Chris is so pale in that one and he really smiled alot. Sucks the quality wasn’t that great and he was cutting off a bit but it was still worth it watching him look so happy with how much praise he and Adam were getting

No. 335981

>>335777
He’s so shy and cute in that video kek

No. 336010

Have yall seen the one old video of chris and a fan? I absolutely adore this one, he looks so nervous and keeps looking away anxiously
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8GKmTA-er/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

No. 336035

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>>336010
My god the complete 180 Chris and Zach have when it comes to interacting with the public is so funny to watch. Chris is always so shy like he can never get used to being put on the spot while Zach embraces it and even helps when other people are nervous meeting him by just acting nonchalant. After seeing that vid I wanna straddle Chris so bad

No. 336124

>>335644
Still here, I mentioned Zach briefly in the unconventional men thread a little while back, I stopped obsessively posting since it'd gone quiet & other nonnies where tiered of seeing his rat face kek
>>335676
>>335682
We really all are cooking, I have 2 Chris fics I've been working on/off too but I'm currently working on different things, I hope you nonnies get to finishing them I'd love to read! especially since Zach's ao3 tag had 2 fics removed, I'm manifesting they get put back up

No. 336383

>>336035
Tfw no giant shy Irish bf
Nonnas…

No. 336412

>>336383
It’s even better when hes exasperated and embarrassed nonna. 6:20 is where he wraps his arms around Mick and tells his drunk ass to shut up and he’s so red in the face from it.

No. 336422

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I hate myself

No. 336425

>>336422
The fedora wearing weirdo himself or just that minimalist persona because I can't decide which would be more embarrassing.

No. 336431

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>>336425
The fedora wearing weirdo. And the accent

No. 336504

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rare IRL husbando…. i genuinely love him so much it’s insane. a friend of mine that’s soon seeing him at a NG meet-up will be taking many more pics for me, thankfully. i’m very lucky for it!

i’ve never felt so much love for another person in my life; i think of him day and night and not a minute goes by where i don’t wonder what he’s doing right now. his work ethic is so admirable and watching him code on stream is endearing, i only wish i could be there in person in the same room as he was. he’s so cute when he’s concentrated on working, and the 12 hour long sleeping stream he did has me enraptured for every second of it. every time he reads my chat messages on stream and laughs, my chest flutters and it feels like i’m falling in love all over again. there’s nothing more that i want but to hear that laugh in person, to see the squint of his eyes when he smiles and that adorable tooth-gap he has. i want so badly to know what he smells like. i’ve bought the same deodorant he uses, despite the fact it’s sort of expensive and only comes in a pack of 5 to ship to my country!! (it smells REALLY good btw.)

i feel like i’m the only person out there who knows him so intimately - or at least as intimately as one COULD know him without ever speaking to him personally. i know to keep my distance because of how extreme autist fans like me can come across if i had the chance. maybe that’s what makes it so much harder to stay away…

apologies for the long sperg out - but one day i will meet him, i just know it. it’s what keeps me so involved in NG and its community. my motivation for each passing day. soon…he will be my wife…

No. 336507

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>>329645
Wow late as fuck but man, good to meet another Toshiro Mifune appreciator. He was a total babe.

No. 336509


No. 336510

>>336504
Based. I manifest nothing but happiness and joy for you nonna

No. 336800

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>>336035
>> 336412
I completely agree w you nonna esp on the last part. Hes so cute when embarrassed AND anxious
Theres no way he doesnt like being topped imo..

No. 336822

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>>336800
he'd probably be really shy while in bed

No. 336827

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>>336822
Absolutely! He probably gets flustered asking for it too. Im so jealous of veronica, How could she fumble not just chris but mick too!? I hate her..

No. 336832

>>336504
You sound like a creepy parasocial stalker. If he read this shit he would be so disgusted and weirded out.

No. 336839

>>336832
I think she's a queen and she should leave a letter on his doorstep

No. 336843

>>336827
Mick's a weirdo and a drunken creep.

No. 336849

>>336827
>>336843
Chris deserves better

No. 336898

>>336843
Exactly

No. 336949

>>335768
I kinda like that he’s a bit chunkier, the hugs must be great.

No. 337380

Wasn’t there a Lylefag? what ever happened to her?

No. 337641

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>>336822
I hate this picture of them all so bad. Physically made me cry Zach having that state on his face, probably from the smiling friends S2 stress but still… Chris wearing all that. Don’t get me started kek. But I can only take what I can get I guess. Also i noticed both nikki & Chris took this pic down after it being up for an hour
>>337380
On CC there was, but on here no one’s actively posted about him here I think.

No. 337646

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Oneyfags your not gunna believe this but Ive actually talked to THE adam recently on discord. I freaked out about it for like 2 hours. I go total autizmo mode everytime I think of it. My friend says I actually have a chance with him, I think I do too. Its such a blessing to even be in the same server as him.. I hope to talk to him more…

No. 337671

>>337646
Whatevs nonnie. I don't think anyone here is an Adam fag and I also think actually hooking up with them is weird.

No. 337699

>>337671
you're such a downer. let her have her himbo.

No. 337701

>>337646
Praying & manifesting for you nonnie! Good luck! once you marry him, get the rest of us our oneyhusbandos kek

No. 337740

>>337699
Dunno nonna, there's something really weird to me about mixing internet crushes with reality. Almost never turns out good.

No. 337762

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embarrassed to admit on one hand but he's around my age at least

No. 337768

I'm so profoundly in love with my husbando I think I'm going insane. A part of me thinks that maybe, we could be together, but it seems impossible thinking about it rationally. I won't lie, I'm embarrassed because I literally pray for a chance to meet him, even though I would probably have a panic attack if I did, he's so intimidating because he's the most beautiful man in the world to me.
I'm so, so in love with him. I pray that these feelings won't hurt me in the end, it makes me feel scared loving someone that I probably won't ever meet.

No. 337785

>>337762
I don't know who that is but he has a really cute smile anon. Don't be embarrassed.

No. 337789

>>337762
he's got the personality of white bread but he's cute. He's a sweet guy.
>>337785
That's Oscar Piastri, a f1 driver

No. 337869

>>337671
Thank u nonna!!
I am so happy to have even spoken to him once, its so amazing that he talked to me it feels like a dream.. still cant believe it. He laughed at one of my messages the other day, I really do hope he talks to me more. I love himbos sm man hes so cute

No. 338814

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Wake up oneyfags, new Chris photos just dropped

No. 338851

>>338814
I think something Oneyfags never brought up is how big and tall Chris is

No. 338953

>>338814
He's a gentle giant

No. 338982

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Hope everynon is having a wonderful evening! I sure am looking at pictures of my lovely husband

No. 338983

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>>338982
I love him so much <3(do not use emoji/ emoticons)

No. 338991

>>338814
ive watched oney for years and him being attractive was the last thing i expected this is shocking to me im a lesbian but goddamn

No. 338995

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something about justin long just speaks to me, i realized i think he’s ugly irl/in red carpet photos but something about him whimpering and being mutilated in various ways, the ultimate male scream queen

No. 339009

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You know you're down bad for your husbando when you spend the 4th of July fantasizing about how sexy it would be if he moaned into a bite of his burger and got a drop of sauce in the corner of his mouth.

No. 339118

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I love when new pics of him drop but whenever he's barefoot I just KNOW people are gonna be weird about it and it makes em cringe preemptively.

No. 339151

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I'm not an oneyfag but I respect them. On topic, Joji. The fact that he was papa franku only makes him sexier

No. 339159

>>337641
Damn Zach looking like an old man

No. 339738

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>>339159
He looks better now, maybe the stress was getting to him.

No. 339752

>>339118
They know what the people want to see
>>338983
He looks so much like Michael Monroe from Hanoi Rocks

No. 340176

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As much as I like this dumb little frogman there's still some scrotey tendencies of his I need to complain about. Each new woman he dates keeps getting younger and younger. I'm not surprised at all and already figured he was like this considering the multitude of other questionable decisions he makes (tbh I've been meaning to vent about that sooner but didn't want to post too much), plus the fact that he's male and every famous moid does the same thing, but it's becoming so blatant now. I just need to let this out, and slap him a little. Kek at some people trying to act like him (possibly) dating a theybie WOMAN as proof of ~fluid sexuality~, and conveniently ignoring all the times he's flirted with women in general and his reputation in highschool, that one time he went to a club that had playboy bunnies, and so on, he's just like any other regular shmegular man.

No. 340224

>>340176
doublepost Nevermind the fact that the type of women he's into are often within a very specific age range, and have a specific hair color this one has a pixie cut this time so that's totally different and means he's abcxyzsexual and open to blah blah blah. Yeah he's 'open' to that stuff, coincidentally only when these people fit into his certain taste. The naivety is astounding. It's painfully obvious why he would go after her and it's not because he suddenly cares about troon politics.

No. 340705

Chris opened his dms on twitter, I’m really tempted to message him and say hi.

No. 340711

>>340176
Who're you talking about?

No. 340717

>>340711
mr. roboto. rami malek. or the woman he's possibly dating? emma corrin

No. 340727

>>340176
>>340224
I love seeing people talk shit about their husandos almost as much as seeing them gush over them. I understand the frustration of loving him and hating him at the same time, i always wanna strangle my husbando but every time I hear his voice I forget what a gross loser he is

No. 340762

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>>340727
To think this all started when I just wanted to download some images a few years ago, but then all this other info showed up in my search and now I got all this dirt. Dirt that has been sitting out in the open for a while now. Being nosy is a curse. It wouldn't be as fun if he weren't so sneaky about it, and pretending not to remember things like when other celebrities attending the same school brought up how he used to act. kek what a dweeb, but he's my dweeb

No. 342564

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need him so bad like actually need him naked right now aaaaaaaaa im literally going to scream in a void nonnies yknow im around his age and maybe i do have a chance but honestly i wouldnt want our relationship to be public and all that shit because i dont want his e-fame i just want him he's so humble and sweet and i wanna makeout with him so badly aaaaaaaaa

No. 342565

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>>342564
samefag im so horny for this man its unbelievable

No. 342568

>>339738
I was meant to dump all the pics I'd found of them but I'm bit late, anyone interested still interested?
>>340705
Always shoot your shot nonna, you'll never know what'll come from it.
>>342564
Tugging on his hair too tight and his toupee falls off…. mfffghdddhh kek just kidding, I think he's cute too but that rumour always kills me

No. 342577

>>342568
KEKK I'm fucking dying at the toupee comment. Nyart but I am a vinny hair conspiracy theory enjoyer

No. 342586

File: 1690683917936.png (423.12 KB, 1292x710, chris.PNG)

>>342568
yeah I'm still interested, this man won't leave my head

No. 342596

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>>342586
Do it, not only for yourself, but for the rest of us who can’t.

No. 342679

>>340705
>>342568
>only verified users can send direct messages to people who don’t follow them.
Screw you Elon, I was so close!

No. 342962

File: 1690998824107.gif (13.76 MB, 900x900, ezgif-1-39743fdb1f.gif)

Married men aren't my thing but he's eye candy

No. 343048

>>342962
Based. Bryan Dechart as himself and not Connor is so underrated. I wish he acted in more stuff! Nice choice of gif nonna, he looks so delicate there.

No. 343157

i've been dreaming about mine a lot more lately. all the dreams involve him taking care of his imaginary child for some reason (he does not have kids irl). they're all so cute but i'm starting to wake up very sad everyday. today i was downright pissed because the latest dream had a huge catalog book of photos of him with this imaginary kid, just doing cute things together and casual photos of his personal life and i wanted the book to be real so bad. i was about to look through the whole thing but my stupid brain woke me up. i'm going to put myself in a coma.

No. 343171

>>343157
Oh I know that feeling nonna.

No. 343175

>>343157
Sorry nona, I've been there. It took me ages to stop. In hindsight I realize it was my loneliness clutching around me to have those silly homemaker dreams during peak COVID, luckily I've outgrown them. I still think about my imaginary daughters occasionally and how I'd like to be a mom one day. I think mine came from a place of loving and yearning and a projection of what I want in the future, even though it won't be with my former husbando

No. 343409

DAE have a shrine of their husbando?

No. 344449

File: 1691966730807.gif (3.67 MB, 480x480, not even the sun rays could he…)

Your eyes
They turn me
Turn me into phantoms (Way out)
I follow to the edge (Way out)
Of the earth (Way out)
And fall off
Yeah, everybody leaves (Way out)
If they get the chance (Way out)
And this (Way out)
Is my chance

No. 344469

>>344449
You're a rancid piece of shit for attaching this song to this creature. Kay why ess.(eh-lawggeng)

No. 344479

>>337646
I find Adam weirdly attractive

No. 344493

File: 1691989516926.jpg (97.28 KB, 389x500, ezm600.jpg)

You'd kill yourself for recognition
Kill yourself to never, ever stop
You broke another mirror
You're turning into something you are not

No. 344503

>>344493
you'd kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself
kill yourself

No. 344513

File: 1692004617171.png (364.03 KB, 540x750, by Heather Hazzan - The Hollyw…)

Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream
Nice dream

No. 344551

>>344449
>>344493
>>344513
>Ezranonna also listens to Radiohead
I genuinely hope you find better days nonnie

No. 344939

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I'm so upset I missed the chance to sext him

No. 344988

>>335764
Poor thing hurt his back again.

No. 345007

>>344939
judging by the text leaks it was way too easy to contact him and sext and i'm genuinely surprised only 2 or 3 girls admitted to contacting him. i do believe in 'look don't touch' but… mister magee i never would have leaked your texts if i knew you were chill like that id feed you cow's milk and cigs and keep you alive forever. if you're in the mindspace to sext a youtuber and actually have him reciprocate why would you ruin it by leaking in a way to get him cancelled anyways

No. 345035

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I'm back on my weird limerent/parasocial bullshit. I can't help it. I enjoy my company enough that I wouldn't throw away my freedom just to date any random scrote, but of course I still feel lonely at times. And in fact, talking to guys usually only makes me feel more lonely because I know I could never love them so dating would be counterproductive right now.

But thinking about him really helps with the loneliness. I just imagine what our daily life would be like if we were together. The kinds of conversations we'd have, going hiking together, watching movies together, etc. I'd love to have someone who I could look forward to talking to or even to come home to. Unfortunately, I've never met a man who inspires that kind of feeling in me except for him. It doesn't matter if I won't ever meet him. Just the feeling is enough. I even made a playlist of songs that I listen to while I imagine us hanging out together and being in love.

No. 345042

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>>345035
I wish I could feel that again
I don't want my heart shattered again

I miss when I was still oblivious and fantasy ridden, it would take my pain away from me, now I cry almost everyday

I just wanted to be loved and feel alive and now I'm afraid more than ever of men, even my former husbando. I'm sorry I got this way. I just wanted to be safe. To be loved. Thinking it couldn't hurt me. Wanting his arms wrapping around me knowing it never would happen, lips on mine, caressing every mole and mark on his body and face, I knew I'd never get it, but I wanted that perfect imperfection to make me a better person. Not to hurt me. I loved him so much, his body of work, he was so beautiful, now I don't even love myself. One day I want children, a home, a career, all of which I knew I wasn't going to have with him, but those placeholders meant so much to me, and now I can't even stand it. I've become so ugly and numbed by what used to empower me. Would've given everything to someone who'd throw me away like yesterdays stupid vegan meal of his. I am garbage. Now I have to reshape myself into illustrious garbage. I have to walk down the aisle and marry myself fictitiously because he turned into a Frankenstein aberration right smack in front of me

I respect you husbando havers who can just not go in too deep. Who can ignore it, who can separate one thing from another, art from artist. I can't. Reality and me we just… don't see eye to eye, in the worst way

No. 345046

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>>345042
You can do it, nona! I believe in you. You seem like a very intelligent, well-spoken person. All of the accomplishments you've achieved while loving your husbando aren't moot even if you aren't in love with him anymore. Maybe it's time to turn all that energy you spent loving him onto yourself now. You are definitely deserving and worthy of it. We might become disillusioned with people in our life, especially if they turn out to be different than we thought. But if he added value to your life at one point, I think that's okay even if he doesn't do that for you anymore.

As for me, if you knew who I was referring to in my post you'd probably judge me really hard so don't beat yourself up too bad. I'm not any better and I'm a master of completely divorcing myself from reality kek. If I was sane and normal I wouldn't be posting in this thread.

No. 345048

>>342568
Do you mind sharing those pics nonna?

No. 345059

>>345046
I hope one day I can look back and value it. He's not a good person, but he also taught me valuable things about myself and the world. Dwelling on it hurts, but if he were younger and in another life I'd love to have been his soulmate, if you know, he were a regular degular and not a million dollar man.

There's nothing wrong in valuing the fantasy while it lasted, though. Nobody's ever done me like mine did either. Maybe one, maybe the first man I think I ever really loved? But I can't handle a relationship or commit right now myself either. There's nothing wrong with not being ready or wanting to or having something hold you back. Some people just aren't fit to always be in relationships 24/7

You've made me view things in a new light. Thank you

No. 345435

writing fanfiction about the streamer's cute elf dnd character is a slippery slope to falling in love with the ugly moid behind it. be careful !!

No. 345453

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>>345435
who's the streamer anon

No. 345459

File: 1692454140487.png (290.3 KB, 851x739, MOONMOON.png)

>>345453
people are going to think i'm a male (understandable) but i will take any excuse to post him

No. 345463

>>345459
EEEELL

No. 345464

>>345459
Looks like a guy I know in his 20's

No. 345465

>>345464
i am pretty sure he was already balding in his 20s. i'm going to be distraught when he is actually fully bald

No. 345468

File: 1692457325546.png (155.42 KB, 281x288, 1.PNG)

>>342586
>>345048
Sorry I don't have much as I thought, I swear I found some pics on twitter but I didn't save them and Twitter's search function is ass. 1/8

No. 345469

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No. 345471

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No. 345472

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>>345471
4/8
The gap here would be perfect for another edit kek

No. 345475

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No. 345477

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No. 345478

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>>345477
final cutie

No. 345480

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>>345459
>>345465
at least the elf is handsome

No. 345482

>>345459
I kinda see it. He's got smug nerd energy in a good way. But with his current looks, its his charisma that's doing the heavy lifting.

No. 345484

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>>345480
omg who are you. what's happening. i like the edit someone did that makes him look more like moon

No. 345499

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prepare for a feast keeryfags..

No. 345549

>>345478
Thank you for the food nonna, Ive never realized how big Chris really is.

No. 345609

>>344493
I remember when he was my husbando too. I grew out of that quick when the shit came out about him. So sad, he was genuinely the most beautiful male in the planet

No. 345629

>>345609
>be ezrafag years ago
>all husbandos and former husbandos fall to curse of scandal including ezra

I might be predisposed to hybristophilia

No. 345744

File: 1692607784935.jpg (53.27 KB, 826x489, wwed.jpg)

You, you went beyond and you lost it all
Why did you go there?
From beyond, you saw it all
Why did you go there?

No. 345770

>>345629
Who were your other husbandos who fell to scandal? I relate to women who have socially unacceptable husbandos.

No. 345787

>>345770
>Jared Leto (not really into his comtent though, just thought he was hot and looks great for his age)
>a kpop idol who had a scandal that was pretty bad Lucas (another one that falls into Leto territory of aesthetic appreciation, because he seems like an idiot)
>Taika Waititi
>J*m Carrey

The latter two I was more attached to than the former two. I don't husbando very easily and I don't find a lot of men attractive. There are some actors who I won't watch in movies at all because I think they're uggos and I can't stand seeing them move onscreen

Another guy that's sort of my type is Christian Bale but I haven't heard anything about him being a sex pest- just an intense method actor and unprofessional diva. Another one I heard gross rumors about who I find attractive was Jeff Goldblum.

If anything comes out about Bill Skarsgard or Oscar Isaac though… I'm confirmed cursed

Can't trust a single entertainment moid. Not actor, nor singer, nor dancer, nor director, nor random second camera operator.

No. 345829

>>345787
Oh man, what happened with Taika Waititi? I didn't know he was involved in anything.

I think crushing on men in the public eye is a relatively lost cause. Almost all famous men get in trouble one way or another because that's just how men are. Personally, I think you should like who you like as long as it brings you joy. I don't believe in moral-policing who women are allowed to be attracted to, especially if you aren't attracted to that person because of the bad things they did (which separates you from the hybristophiles). I honestly have a harder time naming a man in the public eye who hasn't been in any scandal.

No. 345842

>>345829
Taika cheated on his now ex wife with his assistant, is apparently a sexist creep. Then had a creepy throple with Tessa Thompson and current wife Rita Ora. His behavior had Disney scrabbling to try and cover up his bad behavior. He's also apparently an egotistical cokehead of the worst caliber since rising to fame and some accounts I saw said he was even an elitist dickhead before fame

No winning here
Problem is once I start moral policing myself it disgraces everything. I cop myself and can't enjoy things anymore. I literally couldn't finish an old apatow comedy movie the other night and had to turn it off because too much of the apatow crew are total assholes, not like the movie was quality anyway kek

No. 345875

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>>345842
Taika Waititi is married to Rita Ora?! Wow I’m out of touch. I hope you can find a safe, nonproblematic scrote to crush on one day. I guess the other option would be to not develop these parasocial crushes at all, but that’s way easier said than done.

I had a stressful day at work, so I decided to reward myself by going to bed early and listening to some songs I know my husbando listened to. It’s so delusional, but it helped me feel better. Not sure how my brain got to the point that just listening to some songs and thinking that at one point he was on this earth listening to exact same thing helped ease my anxiety. It’s like as I know that he exists in my thoughts for me to visit that it’ll be okay and I can take whatever real life throws at me. It sounds insane but I swear that otherwise I’m a functional person kek.

No. 345877

>>345875
I would actually discover some interesting new music and media through watching media with the stank husbandos so not all is lost. You can really learn a lot about the world from other people, even if those people turn out to suck

Work exhausted me today. Right now I'm just kind of like… Linda sing me to sleep. As an example, I knew who she was before VD Jimmy, but that worthless sack of burlap urged me to dive into places, music and media i otherwise probably wouldn't have.

I'm one of those corny dumbfucks who looks up at the moon at night… and occasionally says "ooh I bet those losers are staring at the same moon"!

No. 345969

>>345877
That's a good way to look at it. I've also watched movies and listened to certain music or watched certain anime series because I know he watched/listened to them. There are some movies that I really like that I wouldn't have seen otherwise.

Although the fact I enjoy a lot of the music and movies fuels my delusion that we would have been compatible. Also, comfy song suggestion. Classic 70s. have you ever seen that video of Jim Carrey singing Creep?

No. 345971

still mad about that one Chris fanfic being deleted.

No. 345978

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I know this is the irl husbando thread but I hope no one minds if I post even though i'm currently an irl waifufag since there's no thread for that and never will be (plus I feel our issues are very much the same– issues with parasocial feelings and unresolvable longing)

I've been trying to set up emotional boundaries. I realized I had to do this after tabloid gossip started making me -10000 level depressed and completely non functional in daily life. The same thing happened to me with an irl husbando almost a decade ago and I swore I'd never relive that emotional hell. Ways I have attempted to do this are by telling myself we would probably not get along in real life, reminding myself that what I'm attracted to is her doing her job, not her as a person, etc. Trying to de-couple visual/sexual and emotional attraction. I think I've actually done that pretty well, even though I'm not sure it's possible to do it 100%.

not to be dramatic, but I'm really struck with the comparison to drugs, kek. At first a celebrity crush is fun and light and exciting, but over time as the addiction deepens, it starts causing more pain and difficulties than pleasure, but despite that you still feel a deep need for it and can't figure out how to stop. I really wish I could figure out how to pause on the "fun light and exciting" part of a irl celebrity crush, because i find the chronic version excruciatingly debilitating.

Logically I know I should stop this since it takes up so much of my internal life (like easily 80% or more). But I really can't seem to no matter how hard I try. I think part of it is just–
>here is the most attractive person you have ever seen in your life. Pictures and videos of them are easy to find! But DON'T LOOK AT ANY OF THEM EVER AGAIN.
How can I possibly follow that instruction, even if I know I should? My pleasure-seeking monkey brain will just want to look at the pretty face as much as it can.

In this specific case, my irl waifu has cut her activities by 95%, and while in the long run this might help me, right now I am going through serious withdrawal symptoms such as depression and longing that has been multiplied in intensity by 500. The issue with becoming absorbed in an irl waifu/husbando is that when it finally leaves your life, you are left wondering what the fuck you used to do with yourself all day long before you became obsessed with them. It happened to me the first time a decade ago, and if I have any luck, hopefully it's about to happen to me again. It's just hard right now to think of anything I want to do that is unrelated to her. I literally have just been checking out and going to bed at like 7pm because now that my nights have no new waifu content to consume, there's literally nothing else I am interested in in doing so I just go to sleep.

This is a pretty useless post, but I guess I just needed to vent. In the end I don't know what I want– for my obsession to continue, or for it to go away? One is what my heart wants, and the other is what logic tells me I should want. It's all just so hard.

No. 346014

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It's so funny to me that a solid 95% of his fandom believe he is a ~uwu~ arty soft boy when if you watch any interview with him you'll see it's not the case.

I love how goofy he is and just how passionate he is about his craft and acting. He's also talked a lot about how demoralising and depressing it was when he would constantly go to auditions and not get anything and I just respect his openness with that.

He was actually filming for several weeks where I live and I would walk past the set to and from work to see if I could glimpse him kek. Big groups of people were waiting outside (including some co-workers of mine) for him for hours but I just get extremely uncomfortable by that level of obsession irl. Plus if I ever met him I'd want it to be organic not just because I'd waited 8 hours in the freezing cold for him.

No. 346015

>>346014
To add on, god I wish I was Keke here lmao

No. 346485

File: 1693106106266.jpg (92.09 KB, 736x920, f04ebf47a09312cbedfca22256c572…)

Sorry for posting so much on this thread and vagueposting. My limerence has been peaking and I'm probably going to sound unhinged. I have had this hyperfixation for years now and even though it's on and off, he has remained a consistent fixation for me since I was probably 18. Because of him, it's been easy for me to let go of things, such as my inability to form connections with men or even just the difficulty that comes with forming long-term, close friendships. It didn't matter if I felt people could understand me or not because he was 'my person' and as long as I could imagine myself with him everything felt stable and okay.

I don't know what love feels like (other than like, familial love). I especially can't imagine what it would feel like to love a moid (although I've tried), but I've probably come closest to that feeling with him. Stupid, because I never knew him. I get worried because I think one day this feeling will go away. I'm already years past the age he was when he died and one day I probably won't be able to see him as anything more than a kid or someone much less mature than me. And then what will I do? I've had parasocial crushes on other moids before, but they were usually short-lived because I just thought the guy was cute. The more I learn about the moid, the less I like him usually. He's been the only exception to that rule so far, but eventually this feeling might go away.

I know I'm deluding myself, but if I could keep this up forever I would. I just don't know if I can. When the time comes when I won't be able to feel things for him anymore because I've gotten too old, I'm not sure what I'll do. I'm pretty good at enjoying my own company, but life can be so tiring, lonely, and empty.

No. 346855

>>345468
if you're curious, I found a video of the panel where that image is from

No. 346918

File: 1693433153930.jpg (84.53 KB, 720x965, 1699ca9965a10229ee39d6bff9fd2c…)

got freshly broken up with at age 28 and decided moids are not worth it. they always leave when things get tough, so i'm not meant to be with one irl. i will devote myself entirely to being a kpopfag. i have chosen jungkook as my nr 1, since he has that golden retriever energy i like in men. his birthday is coming up soon, how could i celebrate it? i was thinking about baking something

No. 346932

>>346918
If there's information on types of food flavors he likes maybe the food you bake can be based around that? Or use colors he likes on the food if you're using frosting or icing. I'm not into kpop but when I celebrate my husbando's birthday I make fan edits and photo collages, maybe you can try those too.

No. 346990

>>346918
Welcome to the club kek. Seconding what anon said above. You could also do stuff that reminds you of him (listen to his music, do hobbies and things that you know he likes- that you enjoy doing too obviously, watch your favorite videos of him or something like that).

No. 347107

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back on my sperging shit again, I absolutely love this colour on him and I wish I could have given him that rose. Oh, to be a nepo baby so he'd give me the time of day

No. 347108

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>>347107
wow she's literally me

No. 347293

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I am maybe 30 years too late or something, but I am so down bad for this man right now!

No. 347294

>>347293
he will always be the doctor to me

No. 347326

>>347293
kek he was my first crush on a real person as a kid when I saw him as the doctor

No. 347378

File: 1693824157593.png (1.1 MB, 597x1134, crowley.png)

>>347294
>>347326
I was never into Doctor Who so I never got into that, but my God he is a fantastic actor and he is absolute sex to me in Good Omens. I feel slightly guilty for lusting after him because he seems to have a genuinely great relationship with his wife, but I cannot stop myself…

No. 347380

>>347378
>absolute sex
>those eyes

nona i wish i could see it like you do

No. 347512

Ok so I just got over an episode and I don't really know what to do anymore. They're all married/out of reach and I'll never have a chance. I know. I have to settle for someone around in my area. I know. Sometimes I want to have them all wake up tied to chairs with their eyes blindfolded. I want to take my bat and beat them all just until they know what I feel. I'll never get a chance and they're going to die in my lifetime. I'll have to experience multiple losses when I'm old.

No. 347514

I feel better now. DAE get giddy when they're on a website because he or they (as in multiple) could be on it at the same time? It feels like we're together wasting time. I'm a neet so they could possibly be with me at any moment of the day. I bet it feels nice to be in a close circle of theirs because you could send any goofy or horrid thing you stumble upon. I'd have to control myself because I send anything that even slightly makes me think of someone and I don't want to be annoying unless they are okay with getitng spammed.

No. 347515

>>347380
It's okay nona, I have always had really weird taste in men. I tend to like them disheveled and a bit gross looking.

No. 347517

>>347514
I fantasize about that a lot, I think it'd be fun to shitpost with him. Hell I'd even argue with him as long as I could passionately fuck him afterwards kek. It would never happen though since he rarely uses the internet. The few times he did was mostly just to promote whichever projects he was doing atm, but in very old twitter posts he used to be a little cheeky. He usually doesn't respond back to anyone either way.

No. 347651

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No. 347678

i post little clips of my husbando on tiktak cuz i think it's funny (he has 0 audience there b/c women do not watch him). well he made an account last month and if you don't know, you can see everyone that views your account, and he saw my posts… and now i feel like i'm going crazy because he almost never uses facecam but a few days ago he started to, and now i feel like he did it for me (i'm delusional)

No. 348003

>>347107
If you ever end up meeting him, please bring up this video and make fun of him for it

No. 348055

>>345459
moon2L where the juicer nonnas at thooo did they quit after the fran shit happened lmao

No. 348058

File: 1694339460613.gif (2.24 MB, 600x450, 748c1506-9379-4ea6-b905-0b3422…)

>>348003
Fuckin kek nonna, don't worry I absolutely will.

It astounds me that 99% of his fanbase is having a meltdown discovering he's not some arty uwu softboi when this video has been out for years. I honestly like that he's a bit head empty because I need to be the smart one lmao

Picrel is from a red carpet when a girl gave him some incredibly inappropriate fanart and it's just such a good react gif

No. 348082

this is going to sound very retarded but how do you cope with the possibility of your husbando being gay? even if it's not really confirmed. if he's truly not into women i would feel bad for fantasizing about him and can't think of a way to get around the incompatibility. he's already unattainable as is, so something like that would make any sex or relationship impossible even within a daydream. of course any daydream version will never be the real him, but it would still feel like i'm violating or "correcting" him somehow by imagining a straight version.

on the other hand, those rumors about him are done by the same loons who think harry styles and leonardo dicaprio are gay so i shouldn't take them seriously but it's so annoying since they insist their theories are facts. i would've responded to and debunked them myself if they weren't months old comments on clickbait articles and if the comments on those sites allowed image attachments lol

No. 348244

File: 1694466888215.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.55 MB, 1920x1080, moon 3-18-18 MY WHORE STREAMER…)

>>348055
you shouldn't encourage me… i feel like i have an infection like something is in my blood making me delusional and shit

No. 348371

File: 1694546211858.jpg (66.24 KB, 728x518, 1250837-0elfman.jpg)

Someone here needs to come up with some Danny Elfman BDSM headcanons for all the nonas who are into him

No. 348406

>>348082
Who is it

No. 348660

>>348371
wasn't there a radblr user who wrote scat fetish headcanons about him

No. 348671

>>348082
Well, he could be bisexual. Bisexuals have multiplied in recent years like bacteria.
Then again, it doesn't matter if you think about it. I get why itd be a turn off, but youre gonna have to either cope (ie, delusion) or find a new husbando if buttsex is your biggest ick.

No. 348672

>>348671
samefag but who gives a shit about thought-violating a moid kek. I'll admit the whole buttsex thing I said was a shit joke but the point still stands.
Like you do realize you "violate" people whenever you think about them sexually and they aren't reciprocating, gay or not. Its the same thing, who cares.

No. 348689

>>348660
Not interested in shit. Someone should make normal bdsm hcs about him, intense but no degenerate fetishes

No. 348715

File: 1694740414630.jpg (3.94 MB, 2516x3500, 51da0ddadfbf8e8700fccf3a0c7029…)

i can't stop fantasizing about dominating this man. i'm obsessed with him. i have another irl husbando, but i've got a lot of space in my heart and a lot of free time to think about both of them

No. 348716

File: 1694741122963.jpg (233.93 KB, 2030x2304, z0jeoj0r207b1.jpg)

>>348715
samefag but he's so cute, i want to make him beg and cry like picrel

No. 348753

>>348082
I find it funny that people think HS is gay. He clearly isn’t and his fan base is heavily LGBT whatever and he plays into it. What is the term? Gay-fishing or queer baiting

No. 348761

>tfw your husbando's old age is showing
>esp when he's next to his younger gf
>still want to suck him dry anyway
>he actually looks even more fuckable to me than ever before
I've let you down nonnas

No. 348768

>>348761
i personally drop them when they start showing signs of aging

No. 349254

File: 1695108411839.jpg (103.11 KB, 717x829, sideprofile.jpg)

I can't stop fantasising about stroking/holding his jawline as I kiss his nose, then maybe push my hands into his hair - I absolutely love strong profiles and his is just (chefs kiss) to me

No. 349255

>>348753
inb4 he enbies out to keep his kweer clout

No. 349523

got an ear infection couple weeks ago, so to prepare myself before going to the doctor, i watched some ear wax removal videos and found this cute doctor, i like the way he talks

No. 349985

File: 1695652484463.jpg (313.64 KB, 640x751, young-george-harrison-20.jpg)

He has always been my husbando since middle school, but lately the obsession has been pretty bad. I love him so much. All Things Must Pass is my go-to album when I feel even the slightest bit melancholy. He makes me so happy.

No. 350188

File: 1695817626323.jpeg (171.62 KB, 1400x921, 82232D3A-40B0-4058-AA11-91916F…)

I have a fantasy that I save him from drowning in the Mississippi River like the little mermaid and we fall in love.

No. 350190

>>350188
Aw nonna I wish that was real. His voice was really one in a million, I cry listening to some of his songs for the sheer talent.

No. 351007

File: 1696278192203.jpg (166.25 KB, 1080x1350, inakigo_1696276770728.jpg)

my silly man posted some slutty pics, i'm happy

No. 351282

File: 1696460760340.gif (2.38 MB, 550x375, b527088434626e92d9c0367b68ee52…)

yea whatever

No. 351295

File: 1696463664395.jpg (71.5 KB, 564x944, 501e33ca9daa09ae13f96b80b4598a…)

had a dream he was my drama teacher, never taken a drama class

No. 352416

File: 1697018393838.gif (1.95 MB, 498x371, AGGHHH.gif)

I MISS HIM WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE RETARDED AND RUIN IT ALL

No. 355617

File: 1698496395986.jpg (60.06 KB, 420x807, e95ab113f42d84395c0fa255e8ecca…)

Damn

No. 355669

File: 1698530307775.jpg (135.07 KB, 843x935, tumblr_e2a9be8814854dfb424aab3…)

>>349985
Fellow Beatles sister!

Saw my beloved in concert last night, it was amazing and he's such a lovely old man. I wish I could have seen him in peak years too.

No. 355673

>>349985
I loved him in A Hard Days Night. He always seemed so shy and cute

No. 355796

File: 1698612811541.gif (1.69 MB, 482x498, george-harrison-yeah.gif)

>>355669
Harrisonfag here.
I am so glad I have found another person with a Beatle husbando. Also, I am so jealous! I'm going to see Ringo later this year so that is quite exciting.

No. 355807

File: 1698619252880.jpg (249.25 KB, 1023x734, tumblr_m4mio5I2Zc1qalx0to1_128…)

>>355796
Ooh have fun anon I hear his shows are great!

No. 355943

File: 1698703677943.gif (8.58 MB, 540x340, jessloml.gif)

Never even seen this show until it was on at a friends house this weekend, I'm now utterly obsessed with him.
tfw when no sarcastic emo-adjacent bf

No. 355944

File: 1698703723934.gif (2.87 MB, 268x268, him....gif)

>>355943
how can someone look so hot yet so coy when he smiles I hate it here

No. 355972

>former fictional husbandofag, haven't had a husbando for 6 years and still don't but crushing on an irl male HARD the last month or so
>he's married
>90%sure he had an arranged marriage
>you could tell she was pretty before but his wife had plastic surgery and looks really botched now
many such cases! still upsets me to remember he's married though.

don't know where i'm going with this but i didn't know where else to share.

No. 356131

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>>289276
For me it's him. I'm gonna be cringe for a bit. Even I got inspired to do content creation thanks to his videos, he seems to be so cute and sweet. Maybe he was the reason why I couldn't get bf earlier back when I was a teenager since no guys looked as handsome as him.

>>332964
>>339151
Nonnies you have a good taste ngl

No. 356133


No. 356200

>>356131
He is cute, I think he could do a lot better than Amy too tbh, but I appreciate him not being a disgusting coomer scrote who chases thots and pays whores to be his gf like Destiny or whoever

No. 356202

File: 1698826708852.jpg (118.16 KB, 828x1012, wendiwedding.jpg)

>>356131
Thanks nona I'm the OG of >>332964 and I'd like to update my post by saying I'm still in love with Wendi and I'm still not jealous of his wife.

As someone who loves vintage/retro fashion I absolutely loved their 70s themed wedding kek

No. 356207

>>356202
OmG I hadn’t seen the pics they look great, her dress is fuckin fabulous. Love his suit too. Yeah I think they make a good couple and I like their dynamic so even tho I find him attractive I’m not like reee that he’s married.
>>356131
I get it nonna. I think he’s very cute, and I like his voice since it’s very deep and resonant and malt YTers have voices I hate kek. His scary games playlist is a comfort watch for me.

No. 356231

>>356202
i really like how cozy everything looks, mog's shoe's boring beige 2010's boring wedding

No. 356243

File: 1698863579020.jpg (54.58 KB, 852x798, c139d9e3840d956f3d531083fba23e…)

>>356200
I have my own scrote at home to love but sometimes I feel a bit jealous of Amy. Is def my type.

>>356202
If my wedding setting don't look like this I don't want a wedding at all. They look wonderful in this picture!

>>356207
I spend most of my day doing freelance work in front of my computer so makes my workhours a little relaxing/entertaining having his voice in the background.

I dont want to go further with the amount of simp like sperging and parasocial feelings I have for this man
>tfw i rememind start learning english because I could not understand him when I was young back in 2013

No. 357896

File: 1699615131728.jpeg (173.54 KB, 1125x1393, 00FCA360-8189-4171-A69E-698721…)

Chris has such a cute farmers tan, I daydream constantly about going to the beach with him just to see how pink he’ll get in the sun with how pale he is

No. 357905

File: 1699621009145.png (428.43 KB, 488x604, image_2023-11-10_125321575.png)

>>357896
He's so cute, this pic makes me melt. Going on a sweaty hike with him would be so much fun

No. 358089

File: 1699671393604.jpeg (97.28 KB, 1050x828, IMG_7249.jpeg)

>>357905
ugh i love his tired eyes in that pic, and hiking or camping date would be TOO CUTE

No. 358106

File: 1699676987715.jpg (230.86 KB, 1080x1350, inakigo_1699644649699.jpg)

he's so pretty. i don't care what other nonas say. he's so pretty

No. 358108

>>357905
he looks like my neet cousin, but a sleep deprived version

No. 358109

File: 1699677091408.jpg (21.44 KB, 564x457, f9e57db22119f323b0faae87203430…)

I knew a guy irl that looked exactly like him, same humor, same height. Got friendzoned. Feels bad but at least I still have my oney.

No. 358110

>>358108
does he have a retarded sense of humor and can draw?

No. 358111

>>358109
damn. i would take it so personally if i was rejected by a semi-ugly scrote

No. 358112

>>358110
no, he's just a useless scrote

No. 358114

File: 1699677660875.jpg (59.28 KB, 563x559, 46d4810b4c946ebff218c36f90e8c6…)

>>358111
Yea, semi-ugly autist lanklet. It's going swell.Hey, at least oney would never reject me! I want to kiss his sparse Irish lips.

No. 358115

File: 1699677666887.jpg (99.97 KB, 1080x814, taz_skylar_1699646726113.jpg)

i would take care of him so well and listen to every stupid story he wanted to tell me

No. 358116

>>358114
i'm sure you would have a chance, nona

No. 358277

>>357896
I need to see him blushing

No. 358299

File: 1699760230629.png (436.15 KB, 766x652, Screenshot 2023-11-11 at 10.35…)

Sorry if this is too weird for this thread but does anyone ever read or write fanfiction about their IRL husbando?
I want to write something based on some thoughts I've been having about meeting George on the set of AHDN (much like Pattie) but remaining with him until the very end. Essentially, I have been thinking about how nice it would be to be his long-time girlfriend and wife and go through all of his "phases" with him, including going to India and things like that. It would mostly be a lot of fluff and is very self-absorbent.
I just wanted to know if this is weird or if other nonnas do this…

No. 358301

File: 1699762695184.jpeg (398.51 KB, 2048x1366, IMG_1844.jpeg)

his hair is gorgeous, he looks so beautiful playing the bass ♥

No. 358303

File: 1699763002642.jpeg (263.67 KB, 750x946, IMG_0407.jpeg)

sperging more he is the most beautiful man i’ve ever seen i’m captivated. his smile

No. 358304

File: 1699763440148.jpg (95.17 KB, 612x380, sophia-loren-el-cid.jpg)

>>358299
Yes, a long time ago when I was obsessed with Michael Palin, I found a fic almost exactly like that, about a woman who watches the show one night, then goes to work at the BBC and, surprise surprise, meets and falls in love with him.
There was a crazy yandere lady in it who had the same name as me, and she drugs Michael at one point and kidnaps him. That made me stop reading lol

No. 358311

File: 1699771979060.jpg (122.6 KB, 540x692, tumblr_17f80651d8b21a5192af051…)

why do so many nonnies find him gross?? i don't get it, he's literally perfect to me

No. 358315

>>358303
This nigga's busted and looks like he likes dick(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 358331

>>358311
They don’t Understand nonna. I like him best as Steve Harrington tho the style just suits him so well. I think he’s adorable and tasty, those big puppy eyes and the most blessed hairline. He also looks healthy and not like he hit the wall even tho he’s 30

No. 358333

>>358311
Seconding everything >>358331 said. All I’ll add is the abuse he suffers in Stranger Things is so delicious. He’s very good for whump.

No. 358433

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No. 358653

File: 1699917494728.jpeg (317.27 KB, 1364x2048, IMG_1897.jpeg)

>>358433
laugh all you want nona i still love him

No. 358655

>>358315
Didn't realize I was banned for this kek how long was the ban 1 hour(continued derailing )

No. 358662

File: 1699922793433.mp4 (1.89 MB, 1080x1920, oney playing piano 1.mp4)

i almost forgot to post chris playing the piano

No. 358668

File: 1699927154620.jpeg (192.41 KB, 1024x1024, A88FDFB0-3207-4C0B-93D5-C47656…)

I have the hugest crush on life of boris as the energy he radiates is magical. I want to cook delicious meals and take vodka shots together he seems like someone who would be very fun to be friends with.

No. 358680

>>358668
Good taste nona. I can envision you two squatting together near a river while holding hands and watching the sunset

No. 359108

File: 1700147094926.jpg (64.96 KB, 564x751, c592e72a3f4d045b0d51b49030860d…)

Anyone else here /dead husbando/?

No. 359791

I think I might need to distance myself from the real him, because he keeps doing (or used to do with some examples) weird shit, but not weird enough where it's something I can objectively drop him over, so I end up ruminating over every little detail like what did this mean, what did that mean, analyzing his unexplainable actions, making myself more paranoid than usual. Years ago I'd probably think nothing of his behavior and it looks innocent on the surface, but when I start learning about men's intentions I start second guessing it all. If I didn't spend so much time on lc I'd probably think it was normal behavior, just a little. There's no proof he actually did anything harmful it's just I guess toeing the line which makes me overthink what if situations. I still enjoy his characters and can find him physically attractive but I'm not sure if I like him as a person anymore. I hope all my gut feelings are wrong though. I'm too embarrassed to say who plus I feel like a weirdo myself for crawling up his ass and hoarding all this information about him, although it's all public things he does in front of millions but still. This probably sounds schizo.

No. 359808

>>358680
Chav boys are better

No. 359821

>>359808
No way, slav boys >>> chav boys

No. 359822

>>359821
SLAV BOYS SUPREMACY!

No. 359850

>>359808
>>359821
>>359822
They both age like milk left out in the woods anyways

No. 359959

>>346918
So are we allowed to post kpop moids now that ccc is dead? I promise I don't even like kpop anymore it's just one moid in particular.

No. 360075

>>358680
thank you forever I really wanna manifest this! he makes my soul sing and my heart dance and every time I find myself enjoying his content I feel that I am alive at the perfect time to be able to experience any of this

No. 360261

File: 1700538338373.jpg (32.81 KB, 630x505, 970986.JPG)

I'm despairing because I'm realizing that my irl waifu is basically the only real human being I've ever been attracted to. I used to constantly fantasize about her being my lover, and it made me feel so happy and fulfilled that I realized, contrary to how I always thought I could be alone my whole life no problem, I do actually really, really desire to have a relationship or a lover. It opened a huge chasm of "want" in me that I didn't even think existed. But, obviously I can never be with my waifu irl, and she later had some scandals that made me step back from all the intense parasocial fantasies, and now I feel so empty and lonely that I want to die. Because I can't just pick up tinder and find a date like other people– the only person who I've ever been attracted to was her. I feel nothing, or even disgust when I try to force myself to like irl people like a normal person can. It's so sad that something that once made me the happiest I've ever felt also opened this door that I can never close again. And I'm starting to feel like I can't live with it open, with being so painfully lonely. I want someone to love, so bad. But It seems like it's not possible for me.
I'm starting to seriously think about suicide. Please, is there anyone else with an irl husbando/waifu that has or has had this problem? I need someone to talk to, but obviously I can't tell anyone in real life, it's too shameful.

No. 360350

>>360261
Yep, I've been there before. It doesn't bother me as much as now. I'm not really sure what happened. I guess I tried meeting some real life men and it made me realize that I'd rather be alone and have someone to fantasize about than try to be in an irl relationship with someone I wasn't attracted to. But I really can relate to what you're saying of wanting someone to love, but not meeting anyone irl who meets that standard. I guess maybe my best piece of advice is to not despair so quickly and fall into that all-or-nothing thinking that you might never meet someone who you will love as much as your waifu. Sure, I can't guarantee that, but it's better than feeling despair and resigning yourself to a life of being alone when you don't know 100% for sure that you will be.

And there have been a few times I've had to take a step back from parasocial crushes from one reason or another. But rather than fixating on the specific person, I've found that it helps to have an image of a person that I'd want to date (and it might be heavily modelled off of whoever I'm fixated on) and fixate on that rather than the actual person. That helps me create some distance between deluding myself into actually feeling like I could date this person (because I can't and sometimes when I remember that it can really fuck with me lol) to just wanting to date someone who is very similar to them. Feel free to talk more about your feelings if you need to. I used to feel the way you described often and it sucks to have to bottle up those feelings.

No. 360377

>>360350
Thank you very much for you response nonny, I really appreciate it. Your technique that you mention in your second paragraph is sort of what I’ve been trying to do— it’s not working very well just because I guess I’m not creative enough to invent a robust personality and life different than what she already has kek. I can never make myself believe in the doppelgänger, lol.

I guess what really brings me down is I always thought that eventually, wanting to date and having crushes on those around me would come naturally at some point, like it does for other people, and that I was just a late bloomer. As the years go by and it never “kicks in”, though, I’m realizing that there is something wrong with me and I may very well never grow into being attracted to others. This realization has really crushed me.

I wish I could fix this part of myself and be normal, but I don’t have anything in my past that could have made me this way, no trauma or anything, so it’s really just like I was born wrong with a preference so specific that 99.99999999999999999999999% of the population is not attractive to me. Because of this, I was so surprised when I saw my waifu for the first time that it was like a pink colored laser beam shot right through my brain and heart, and I fell for her instantly. Sometimes I wish I had never found her, so that I could have continued to live an unaware, and therefore satisfied life. But at the same time, I’ve never been happier and more fulfilled than when I would dream about being with her, so even though now I am desperately unsatisfied and lonely, I can’t truly bring myself to wish it never happened.

No. 360462

>>360377
I can really relate to a lot of what you're experiencing. I also realized at one point that it's quite unlikely I'm going to meet a real person who is going to appeal to me in the very specific way that my parasocial fixations have. That thought really depressed me and I also wondered if there was something wrong with me for feeling this way. And while I wouldn't say this kind of behavior isn't exactly 'normal,' I don't think it's any less bad than getting into a relationship with someone you don't really care for just for the sake of wanting to be in a relationship (which many people do). I think my best advice there is not to beat yourself up over feeling this way because you can't help what you feel. I agree it would probably be easier to find someone if you didn't have very specific standards (and I say this as someone in the same boat), but it doesn't make you wrong for feeling this way. Plus, the older I get the more I feel that knowing what you want and being somewhat specific with it is actually quite helpful sometimes. It saves you the headache of dating people you know deep down you wouldn't be compatible with. Life is long. I think it's too soon to write out yet that you absolutely will not find another person (even another parasocial crush) who will make you feel that way for the rest of your life! I say it is probably unlikely that I will meet someone who appeals to me the exact same way my parasocial fixations do, but it isn't impossible.

That being said, what is it that you really like about your waifu? Why do you think she really stands out to you compared to everyone else?

No. 360468

>>360462
I’m really happy to know I’m not alone. I guess you’re right, it’s not “bad” in any concrete sense to be like this, but I guess it just hurts to be othered. Especially when people start asking you why you’ve never dated. It makes you feel like you’re really broken. Plus, of course, just the objective loneliness of never, say, getting to share a bed with someone (not even necessarily in a sexual sense, I’ve just always really wanted to cuddle and sleep next to someone…)

Why did I fall for my waifu? Well, it was a on-first-sight thing, so admittedly it was mostly visual attraction. She just is very unique looking with some really unconventional facial features you don’t usually see on a lot of other women. Some people make fun of her for looking “like a horse” or having an “ugly” smile, but I genuinely loved her goofy smile and long face. I could write a poem about every bit of her appearance, it’s like she checks all my rare boxes. She’s a very private, formal person, so I don’t get to know very much about her real self— which honestly looking back made it easier to get so parasocially in love with her, because I could interpret little things about her in a range of ways. I also honestly respected the way she never talked much about herself and kept things professional, I think it’s respectable for a celebrity. Even if it did only fuel my love delusions.
Do you still have a husbando, or have you escaped?

No. 361873

File: 1701307296644.jpg (50.03 KB, 509x509, 6892539b3d9ad6dc3709f794849734…)

How do you cope about an IRL husbando being dead?

No. 361877

>>361873
I wish I knew. It's something I've been thinking about quite a lot lately now that I realize how old he's getting. But I'm lucky to have gotten the chance to meet him before he does. So if anyone has ways to cope do share lol!

No. 361883

>>361873
Every celebrity crush/husbando I’ve had was either a dead guy or a living guy who ended up dying/committing suicide a few years later. No joke. It’s happened like 3 times already.

No. 361886

File: 1701313429378.jpg (62.83 KB, 564x905, tumblr_6af9ba90bcc5e3692d3d55e…)

>>361873
Enjoy the content you have from when he was alive and keep it in perspective by acknowledging you don't actually know him and it shouldn't impact your life too much

It'll always be sad to think about though

No. 361900

File: 1701325414234.jpeg (119.32 KB, 893x586, IMG_4073.jpeg)

I’ve never really been attracted to a male celebrity but I was watching the Danganronpa stage play and I’m so obsessed with the MC actors. Im so embarrassed. Ryūsei Yokohama and Hiroki Suzuki if any other Danganronpafag is interested lol



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