Don’t ask for Tesah’s nudes and don’t involve her family or her exes (with the exception of Dahvie). Don't involve Canyon’s other exes. Don't contact/post about other sex workers connected to Tesah or Canyon unless they provide milk. Don't acknowledge Canyon's selfposting; just report, and remember that this is an
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BASIC SUMMARY:
Tesah Jordin is a SW/dancer , formerly of Chicago but now based in Raleigh, North Carolina, whose initial claim to fame was sleeping with Dahvie Vanity. She's an obligatory BPDfag and has a taste for shitty scrotes with face tattoos. Enter Canyon Monfrado, her cuck tryhard BF who spends his time trying to go viral and failing miserably when they're not both filming cringy, small dick, Hank Hill ass OnlyFans porn or having screaming matches and throwing furniture at each other.
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>Canyon dumps Tesah (the first time), Tesah immediately posts stories with another guy >>926515 >holds Canyon's documents hostage while manipulatively texting him >>926520>Tesah sneaks off to Florida to fuck Dahvie again >>933921 and then goes on Chris Hansen six weeks later >>963757>is straight edge for two weeks >>928536 before going back on booze >>933923>gets back with Canyon and breaks quarantine to travel with him (an essential worker at the time), he breaks up with her during and records her freak out which includes suicide baiting >>958229>Someone cowtips Tesah, who in turn cowtips Canyon, and Canyon begins self posting his autism>Canyon samefags to try to bait farmers to call his dick "nice" and "not small" only to self post his dPost too long. Click here to view the full text.