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I’ve met a girl through conventions who could definitely have her own thread if she had an online prescience.
>Has a punchable Asherbee-lookalike face.
>Spoiled womanchild and relies heavily on her parents at the young age of 26
>Banned from her local GameStop (And hilariously, her name is Christian)
>Doesn’t wash her hands after she shits
>Refuses to shower at conventions
>Horrid personal hygeine and generally greasy and smelly
>Offers other con attendees food that she’s touched with her poop hands
>Huge Trump supporter. Doesn’t realize that anime cons are pretty liberal and not the best platform to voice her political view.
>At previous con, told artist at a booth with lots of Pride art that she voted for Trump. Wonders why said artist glared at her for the rest of the con.
>Brags about being a pay-to-play Magic player, brags about the expensive dinner she had the other night, but when she owes you money she’s “poor”
>Has a chronic illness that she milks. (Note: she IS ill. But her story on how it affects her changes based on the situation, and she’ll exaggerate it for pity.)
>Claims to need a specific calorie intake every day or else she gets sick, but does not track her calories.
>Claims to need “highly nutritious” meals, but subsides on candy, crackers, soda, and fast food.
>Threw a fit about having to have a hot meal for dinner(to avoid getting sick) when she wanted to convince friends to order pizza, then went out for sushi the next night.
>Claimed that her medicine costs $6k per month, changed the number to $60k a month in the same conversation, then the next day it was “hundreds of dollars.”
>Claims that her medicine needs to be kept cold, but then throws it in her car on a hot summer day for 10+ hours.
>Switches between being a “strong woman who’s overcoming her illness” and “so weak that people have to do everything for her.” (The severity of her symptoms don’t change, just her attitude. And she gets “too sick” to do small shit like carry her own bag or walk to the vending machine and pay for her own soda)
>Probably a pathological liar. Not just about medical stuff, but most of her stories contradict themselves.
And then some personal stuff
>Let her stay in a room I booked
>She was demanding and bratty all weekend
>At the end of the weekend, she told me that she “tried to make things work” with me, but I was “unbearable”
>Ask what I did wrong
>My offenses were not letting her watch tv at bedtime when she claimed that she needed it to fall asleep (the show she was watching was violent, and had a lot of flashing lights and sudden volume changes. I asked her to finish the episode then change it to something more relaxing because everyone was trying to sleep. She argued about how she didn’t like anything else, so I told her to just turn it off) and “messing with her stuff” (I was trying to tidy up the room Saturday night to make checkout easier Sunday morning. She left food garbage everywhere, and I put empty soda cans in the recycling and food wrappers in the trash. She flipped because she wanted to return the cans for money.)
>Dumped me in a parking lot in the middle of the night after saying she’d drive me home
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Oh man do I have one. This guy in my friend group, we'll call him C, is the biggest lolcow I've ever met
>Pushing 400 pounds
>Too fat to wipe his ass so has to pick out the leftover shit in the bathtub after shitting
>Goes to shady Asian massage parlors to get handjobs
>"Accidentally" masturbated on cam on group Skype call once
>28 years old and lives with his grandma, no one knows where his parents are
>Can often be heard screaming at his grandma while on a voice call with us
>Went to jail once for choking out his grandma
>No job, but likes to tell people he has one (often impersonates GameStop employees and tells us people at his local GameStop let him process transactions and use register keys since he's a regular there)
>Goes to a for profit school
>Has every symptom of every personality disorder in the book
>Has been banned from tons of TCG trade websites for scamming people
>When people caught on to his name after repeatedly being banned places he started claiming to be our friend M, so now M (completely innocent) is banned from a bunch of websites he's never been on.
>Faked his own death on aforementioned TCG sites numerous times in an attempt to take the heat off himself
>Scammed someone on eBay for a $3000 Magic the Gathering card in M's name and cost M's family thousands of dollars a few years ago. Dumbass M still lets the guy hang out with us
>More recently, used M's ebay account to sell a Funko Pop worth $60, mailed Funko Pop in unpadded paper envelope, resulting in crushed Pop and bad marks on M's ebay account. Claims the woman at the post office told him to do it. (See pic)
>Claims to have $500K in foreign bank accounts
>Despite that, takes out loans on Reddit for several thousand dollars under false pretenses ("Need money for rent", "Need money to go to a wedding", etc.), spends all the money at the casino
>Likes to donate to M's Twitch stream and then use it as leverage to get M to do what he wants ("I donated to your stream, now you have to play X game and watch X movie with me or I'll chargeback the donation", etc.)
>Promised to buy M a Nintendo Switch for months, would always claim he bought it and was about to send it, strung M along for over a year and got his hopes up, never delivered
>Banned from Twitch several times for making violent threats in chats
>Starts arguments on voice calls with me, M, and our friends, calls us niggers/faggots and threatens to kill us all, leaves the Discord server for a few days then always comes crawling back acting like nothing happened
>Regularly threatens to murder me, M, and everyone else
>Would repeatedly offer M and another friend to come live with him when they were at risk of being evicted, M would get all ready to drive up and move in with him and then he'd get pissed off over something trivial and change his mind. This went on for months.
>Threatens to sue me, M, and our other friends for defamation of character whenever we call him out on his bullshit
>Was friends with someone else with the same name as M for years before he latched on to the M I know, as if current M is replacing old M in some creepy way
>Dumbass M forgives him every time and always lets him come back around
The list goes on, this is just what I can think of off the top of my head.
>>614769>Shits in the bathtub due to weight issues
What the FUCK anon, kill it with fire.
Seriously though, how is that not enough motivation to get in shape?
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The southern vampire scene as a whole is my pesonal lolcow
vid related: my city’s personal lolcow.
i have a handful of personal encounters with this particular cow. a bit of background: she’s got munchausen’s and roams around the city begging for money while lying about having end stage leukaemia. i’ve heard that her parents support her, but she told me she’d been evicted by them.
as for my personal encounters: back in high school, i had a pretty small class right next to the school entrance. she limped in and sat down as if she was a regular student and began speaking to someone until the teacher noticed what was going on.
a year or two after that, i was thrift shopping when she came up to me and struck up a conversation. i didn’t recognize her right away. she dropped the cancer bomb and asked for money. i said yes, being a gullible teenager at the time.
after i parted ways with her i realized i recognized her from video related, when she faked a seizure to steal a donation can. those particular donation cans go to a service in the city that feeds families and people who cannot afford to feed themselves.
she ran in front of my friend’s van while we were stuck in traffic to bang on the window and ask for change. this is a similar tactic to another cow infamous in my city: The Toonie Lady.
recently (a month ago?) she got on the same bus i was on and tried to sit next to me. probably the only time i’ve been rude to someone in public.
the sight of this cow is one to fuel your nightmares, surely. she walks with an exaggerated limp and a cane, she only wears pajamas, half of her teeth are missing due to drug use and she stares you down the way hungry children stare at the cameras in those sponsor child ads on tv. my city is something of a hotbed for cows; i’m pretty sure it has something to do with harsh, strange canadian weather. i’m kind of exposing myself a bit here because there’s only around 800k people in this city, but it’d be interesting to know if any other anons have ever lived or been here and have heard of some of our local cows.
and a big ol’ sage on top because this really ain’t half as milky as the anon upthread with the 400lb bathtub shitting cow.
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I recently found out about this girl and she lives near me. She pretends she's half-Japanese. She's not very popular online, but she's had a few of her tweets gain attention, the funny thing is they're the ones where she claims to be half-Japanese trying to educate others about Japanese culture. She tries to write half of her posts in Japanese to try to further prove she's half-Japanese, but her grammar is terrible, not even in a slang or messy type of way, it just poorly written. She's tried to "call out" other people for having bad Japanese grammar, too.
She uses half Asian kids as props to try to further the proof she's half just like them. Most of her selfies are of her squinting to try to further exemplify her "Asianness". She also posts photos of Japanese brands you can literally find at the Asian market in town, acting like she's living and breathing in Japan.
She's half German, but rarely ever talks about it. She says she has an estranged father, who coincidentally is where she claims she gets the Japanese part of herself. On top of that, she's whined about her Asian side of the family ignoring her, so it really confuses the fuck on why she'd even be interested in Japanese culture.
She has an actual half-Asian friend, who rarely ever talks about herself being half-Asian or trying to educate people on the culture.
All in all, this girl's "research" is just stereotypes on stereotypes. A majority of her "educating" is common sense or easily found on those articles online that say stuff like 100 Unique Facts About Japan. She says and does racist things on Asian people all the time, but it gets brushed away because of her claiming she's Japanese.
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Mine isn't super milky but is constantly posting confetti club-esque updates on Twitter and Instagram about how cute she thinks she is while looking like a 50 yr old mom (she's in her 20s)
>>614726>Banned from her local GameStop
Why did she get banned?>>614985>>614990
Eh, I think it's good she can be confident about her looks even if she does look older than her actual age.
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She’s not formally banned (with paperwork) like CWC, the store manager just told her she’s not welcome at that location anymore, so I’m not sure of the exact reason.
Her location hosts tabletop gaming nights.
Her story is that when she used to go, she was ~so pretty~ (See pic related) that all of the boys had a crush on her. She was a distraction to the boys and it gave her an unfair advantage, so the awful, sexist manager told her that she’s not welcome anymore.
Her story strikes me as a load of shit.
She also told me stories about how she flips her everloving shit and starts screaming at other players if she loses.
Plus I’ve seen the way that she treats service workers. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was also verbally aggressive with a cashier after not getting her way.
Tl;dr she claimed that she was too hot and the awful sexist manager banned her. My guess is that she actually got banned for being a bully.
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He cosplays deadpool obsessibly at the ripe age of 27 (still living with his parents no full time job)
He’s a dramatic asshole and it’s hilarious to see him interact with anyone not autistic
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Dropped out of university and is now a bag lady at a grocery store
I always see her at cons in the thightest most ill fitting suits possible.
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Oh man, Rina.
I met her because she posted in an ugly thread on /soc/ for asspats from neck beards who told her she's not THAT ugly. I know that /cgl/ used to make fun of her too, although I don't know to what extent, just that she once shared screenshots of it in a group chat.
>is in an "idol group" called Furi Furi in the U.K., is legitimately convinced that they will be famous one day.
>is on government aid because she has a ringing sound in her ear, so she's unable to work
>constantly seeks approval through sharing body pics because her face is shaped like a jalepeno
>spends her days browsing 4chan, and online shopping until she sees her boyfriend again
>hated a girl in idol group, not because she was black, but because of <insert a lot of stereotypes that may suggest race is the underlying issue here>.
>claimed to be #actuallyautistic to someone in a group, said person brings it up in group, she acts like she never said that and the person is just being a big meanie
>claimed to have a manager for her nobody group
>spent a few days "perfecting" her signature and sharing pictures of different signatures with group chats because "my fans will want my signature, at least my manager says so hehe"
>has 0 shame about her poor dancing in public
She doesn't really sperg publicly, mostly on 4chan and in kik and discord chats I've been in with her. I haven't spoken to her in years but I do check up on her social media for lols from time to time.
So what’s his deal? I checked out his IG and he seems like just another slightly overweight DP cosplayer who goes to cons and tries to be ~unique~>>615087
Not every overweight lewd cosplayer is a lolcow. Is she a scammer? A drama queen? What’s her deal?>>615092
Non-oldfag and I don’t go on /soc/ much. Do you have any screenshots?
She does sound like a royal bitch though.
think I used to be mutuals with her on insta wtf
never thought she'd seem so full of herself when talking holy hell
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Chris Chans sister?
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At least post a photo of her real face anon.
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there's this weeb in my friend group who wants to become the next lilypichu but she streams cringy shit like this https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringAmorphousSpaghettiChefFrankhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/252274036
we only keep her around because she gets passed around a lot between the guys. she thinks shes being real sly but literally everyone knows and just doesn't care lol
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Not even sure where to start with this girl.
>claims to be Japanese with a Japanese name, people who went to school with her reveal she has a basic white girl name
>rotted her teeth with sugar to keep up her kawaii appearance, started a go fund me for her teeth claiming it happened because someone poisoned her with a gel packet you find in food
>claims she dumped her fiancée because she loved an anime character so much and is actually a lesbian
>gets upset and blocks anyone who claims to like that character too because she dumped her fiancée for her, so she’s the only true fan. Will actually get offended if you try to say you like Homura too.
>suddenly has a new male fiancée, despite claiming to be a lesbian
>posts pedo baiting bullshit all the time, and claims to be an irl loli
>claims to make her own cosplay when she buys everything
>does an obnoxious high pitched voice that surpasses even Venus’
>claims to have multiple life threatening diseases that keep her restricted to her home, yet goes to anime conventions constantly
I used to look up to her because of her cosplay and fashion, but I met her irl and she looked NOTHING like her pictures and us really obnoxious.
She has a lot of white knights too that are just as cringey as she is.
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Forgot to add that she traces art
Sorry for the spam
Wow. How do you think she feels knowing that the character would kill her in a second for Madoka with zero fucks given?
You think she has nightmares about that?
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O shit she’s in my community. There were some threads about her on cgl back in the day.
I’ll never forget her claiming someone put a silica gel pack in her drink, and that they poisoned her.
Which is why her teeth were messed up.
Yet almost every pic of her is eating sugar
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Also >what you buy vs what you get
This picture is edited too. She is haunting irl.
She looks like an ugly toddler, the type who are know-it-alls and ask you constantly for your phone>>615484
How did she damage her teeth SO much? And in what time frame?
Holy shit, she and that obese "suicide shipper" could be great pals.
Unless they are both fond of the same character, that is.
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this girl is the lolcow of my area. she's got ~38k followers on instagram.
>calls herself a "local battry ting" (aka allows guys to run trains on her), whore, etc
>doesnt care if minors follow her, talks about fucking guys brothers, dads, and all their friends
>just snorted 2 lines of coke and threw up on instagram live this morning
>videos on her page of her starting random fights with people (like walking up to a guy and slapping him)
>just today found out a guy was cheating on her (?) and now is making multiple posts exposing him and the girl he cheated with
theres lots more that i probably don't know cause i don't follow her that adamantly.
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caption: "UGH YOUR BROTHERS MOUTH FELT SOOOO GOOD ON MY PUSSY… AND YA FRIENDS DICK FELT SO GOOD INSIDE ME AHAHAHAH FUCK YOU DUMB BITCH"
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this is the pictured couples videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOQfFExwYXY
this is another vampire thing also from Houston, 'warring vampire court' lmao this Aramond guy and the dude in the first video hate each other and start cyber fights all the time. Aramond is apparently super creepy and into rapey BDSM (shocker) and Michael Vachmiel is a huge SJW wannabe (despite being a creepy old dude who preys on young vulnerable women in club and bar settings).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5it4xEIAGh4&t=
this is an interview with the Austin vampire court king and queen, a waaaay more milky 'vampire court'. Now THEY know how to work publicity, and have gotten themselves a good amount of media fame. Probably because they're young and attractive and came up when True Blood was hot on TV.
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Lmao, Blutkätzchen? Blood kitten? And of course the irl dracula's name is Raven. What a joke, why the are they like this?
Anon is there more on them? I'd love to have a thread about this lol
Also, does anybody remember the guy in this vid?
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>childhood friends, big nerds who like anime and edgy cartoons
>middle school starts, she changes friend groups and she hangs out with kids that smoke and drink and go to clubs
>continue being a dork because it's what i like
>years later find her on FB, find her instagram, now she's a popular suicide squad Harley Quinn cosplayer
>has a Joker boyfriend and they just filmed a cringy acid bath video that looks like soft core porn
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>uwu goffick grrrrl
>is known for her bad attitude in the cosplay community and two faced ways
>gets angry when other girls cosplay the characters she's cosplaying
>tends to cycle through boyfriends whenever she finds a cuter one than her current
>never takes the metal out of her face despite considering herself a "professional cosplayer"
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I've got a lolcow I've met a few times and is recently back in the area
> Was a semilewd cosplayer
> Moved to Japan to become a profesionaru moderu
> Lived there for over a year, tried to become a gravure idol
> Met Nihonjin boyfriend whom she married
> Had to return to Belgium possibly due to financial reasons
> Has a "professional" at home massage service now
> Is a not-so-closet racist who often bashes on immigrants
> Acted completely inappropriate in Japan calling others racist, fails to see the irony
> Is still trying to live of her popularity
She also edits her pictures badly and is almost unrecognisable in most pictures.
This girl is so insufferable. She loves to write long rambling Instagram and Facebook posts about herself that literally no one cares about. She’s an age player but claims she’s not, even though there was evidence of it on her account.
She keeps pushing commissions even though her art is garbage. She needs a thread.
she's so unfortunate looking
the double chin, lack of top lip, squidward nose
I really thought this thread was gonna just be vendettas but it’s actually quite milky.
Nice job everyone!>>616232
I used to think it was genetic but she only started saying that when no one believed the poison story which is why I’m skeptical.
She ate a shit ton of sugar and used to never be seen without a lollipop or sweet in her pictures for that ~kawaii loli~ aesthetic
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The one with the pink hair looks like Maurice Tillet
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A personal lolcow of mine is someone I know irl and who isn't famous at all. Because of that I won't post screenshots or links, especially because almost none of his posts are in English. Basically:
>he's a gay man in his early 20s
>he acts like a SJW, spergs about feminism, racism and homophobia even when it has nothing to do with the subject
>always tries to act like he's clever and super mature
>but he's a huge hypocrite and two-faced, he's lowkey sexist and racist with no self-awareness, he makes offensive jokes or comments that aren't even actually clever or funny to seem sassy and edgy, and the people people he treats like shit the most are the few POC he knows and women in general, and thinks he's allowed to just because he's gay
>won't stop posting about straight white men being horrible and cringey even though he has the same flaws he despises so much in straight white men
>I found his twitter and tumblr some years ago by coincidence
>turns out he thinks it's a good idea to talk about his sex life and cheating on his bf on his public accounts while using an unedited selfie as his profile picture and his real name
>while also giving way too many details about where he lives, his job , what he thinks of his managers and coworkers (basically the type of shit that could get him fired), etc.
>he used to shit-talk a bunch of people on his blogs for years, including me and my friends, while pretending at the time that he liked us and was nice to everyone he insulted behind their backs
>he insulted (and still insults) others for the pettiest reasons
>lies about his achievements to seem better than others to seem better than his coworkers or fellow students, while exaggerating other people's flaws
>this wouldn't be that much of a problem if he tried to stay anonymous somehow but he just won't stop posting tmi about himself and others
>and of course, he tries to act like he cares about sexism and racism like he's an actually advocate of anything, and then posts completely ignorant bullshit
It's not very coherent but basically he's the type of guy who posts shit like "women are beautiful and don't have to conform to society's beauty standards!!1!" and then "[insert name of random American female celebrity here] looks horrible she needs to use more makeup and get surgery but she'll never be as hot as beyonce, what a bitch lol." Said like that it may seem like it's nothing but I really don't think sharing screenshots is a good idea, he most likely doesn't know I know about this side of him.
Anyway, tl;dr is that basically, my personal lolcow is a grown adult who's so immature he trashtalks others for the dumbest reasons you can think of online and pretends he's a sassy queen or some shit like he's in Mean Girls while trying to convince everyone that he's a trustworthy guy who actually respects and support others.
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ikr I can't with the "I'm a beautiful vampire living in agony and pain" faces they make thru the video>>617087
Not at all,and they think they're like kinda vampire royalty it's hilarious
Also, they threw a "blood lust vampire ball" last october and made another "trailer-advertisement" with a bunch of new orleans shots in sepia and a cringy "creatures of the night" narration, suddenly this guy appears I laughed so hard, high quality vampires guys
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She buys from littleforbig and posts baby motifs like building blocks. Her last relationship was DDLG and this new older man treats her like a child.http://www.littleforbig.com/product/littleforbig-short-overalls-shortalls-babydoll-overalls/
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Oh man, my local theater community has a cringecow
>Has turned most of her own kind against her by saying shit like “FtMs are bad if they transition because all men are evil” and “MtFs who try to look like women are being transphobic because they’re hiding their identity”
>Goes on a yearly tirade about how Rocky Horror Picture Show is “transphobic” and “queerphobic”. Tries to get the annual Halloween showing cancelled by harassing the theatre director through email and standing outside of the theatre bullying people that try to go in. The local theatre crowd (and by extension most of the local gays) hate her.
>Constantly flaunts that she has a penis (despite claiming to hate men)
>Romanticizes the “chicks with dicks” idea.
>Vandalizes local businesses by writing “girldick” on the walls.
>Thinks that genitals are just another body part, and doesn’t understand why it isn’t ok to talk to children about them.
>30 years old
>Can’t even hold down food service jobs for more than 3 months.
>Goes into work looking like a drug addict and starts sjw arguments with coworkers while on the clock.
>Anti-capitalism, romanticizes communism
>Shoplifts most of her belongings, justifies it because she doesn’t want to feed into capitalism
>Claims to be poor, spends her money on weed and cocaine
>Wants to be an elementary school teacher
>If that happens, she’s either going to lose her job immediately once they find out about the shoplifting and vandalism, or she’s going to end up on the sex offenders registry for talking to children about her penis.
She’s so ugly and fat. It’s actually hilarious, she prentends she looks good when all of her selfies are brightened so much she looses her nose.
Does anyone know why everyone always kisses her ass? She seems in with a lot of the UK community, but a lot of people don’t like her.
He/she doesn’t have a huge online presence. The only milk I could screenshot is the cringe sjw/political posts, and selfies of going to job interviews looking like a mess.
Most of the stuff (vandalism, shoplifting, Rocky Horror) is word-of-mouth. If a police report or news article ever does get written I’ll post it to this thread though.
He/she isn’t even the only one. My town has a few trans cringecows.
She looks like a man in drag. It’s so unfortunate.
Thats how the UK comm is. They kiss each others asses online but that’s all it is, an online presence.
Everyone around her is batshit.
AZ (specifically tucson) has alot of milky cows
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For recent dumb things shes done
She fucked up her eye from wearing circle lenses all the time and just being a dirty weeb
I hate when she vague posts health stuff so everyone comments >“OMG NO BBY WUT HAPPENED R U OKAY???”
And then she doesn’t reply to any of them so everyone always worries about her.
Is there a word for people who lie about their health to get pity points from everyone?
She lives off that attention and it’s vile.
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Shes a muchie, they lie/exaggerate health conditions for attention. The real problem she has is her self image and body issuses. Its hard to find a picture of her that hasn't been doctored in some way, shes pretty pudgy irl
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More kawaii uwu candy
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She managed to make the same stupid post 2 days apart
He's had multiple, actually. The first was another greasy cosplayer who I think he overwhelmed by making a load of girlfriend videos for YouTube with. Funny enough, lots of people I've spoken to know her and said she probably went out with him to piss off her parents (?). The second has absolutely no social media, which is really disappointing but I might see her at a convention.
He also claims to be bisexual despite never having had a relationship with a man or even showing any kind of interest in one. It's likely due to backlash from people saying he was "transphobic" so now he can claim he's "one of them".
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Another> created anti-criticism Facebook fashion group for other snowflakes
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>>618089>spending £25 on this
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It was around this time. I remember there being more evidence but she’s since deleted a lot. She had some posts about the book Lolita too.
My personal cow doesn't use their social media much but they're getting worse in person;
>in her 40's
>Didn't have a job til THIS YEAR
>Got fired under a year in because she wouldn't stop bringing stuffed animals and hot water bottles with stupid covers to her front desk job at a popular hotel. Would often just sit on her phone or nap when she was meant to be working. Cried when she was pulled up about it
>They had to install a security camera specially for her because she couldn't be trusted to be left alone as she'd just sleep or go home, they tried SO hard to keep her on and give her time and space as they knew she'd never worked before
>Dresses like a teenager, she's emaciated and tall with the poorest quality frizzy thin mousey grey hair I've ever seen that she wears with alice bands or pigtails.
>Extreme Weeb, still speaks in broken japanese
>Has a boyfriend of 8 years who lives in another country who she's never met, gave him an ultimatum that he had to come and see her or she'd break up with him, she never did. He never came here. She doesn't realise it costs money to travel, has never left the country.
>Lived with her parents til her dad died, she blames her mother for literally everything that has ever gone wrong in her life and still flips out and screams at the poor woman because she blames her for her emotional issues and resents that her father passed away. Her mother is in her 70's now, they never see each other but she still calls to blame her for the fact she's so lacking in life.
>She's an only child so she's spoiled rotten and blames her childhood being 'stolen' (i.e her mother expected her to have hobbies and get a job as a teenager, she claims this is abuse and talks extensively about how 'abusive' her mother was despite none of the details being abuse in the slightest) totally daddy's girl and he could do no wrong despite him fucking the neighbours pretty consistently throughout his marriage when he was alive.
>She had a boyfriend for like 10 years and they were gonna get married but he gave up, married someone else and she still bawws about it despite them still being friends, only uses her 'heartbreak and trauma' when it's convenient
>Throws tantrums when the conversation isn't about her or she isn't getting the attention she thinks she deserves, her life was only traumatic and damaging when it suits her, when it doesn't she calls her mom and asks for money or groceries when she hasn't managed her money well enough to feed herself.
>Sleeps til 4pm most days, calls people all night asking them to come keep her company
> has a good education, college degree and no mental deficiencies she's just a womanchild
>If it's not mommy that's the problem it's x friend, y friend etc etc who 'ruined her life' usually goes in to dramatic scenarios she saw in anime that she's applied to her own life somehow. "Oh yeah he was so mean and nasty like in insert anime when insert character did this etc"
She's just such a dumpster fire I can't look away. This is all very train of thought but tl;dr 44 year old woman with no mental deficiencies or illnesses (to my knowledge and she would tell you about her bowel movements she goes in to so much detail) who behaves like she's 13, hasn't had a job til this year and she couldn't even keep it for a year, addicted to anime and attention and blames everyone else for her problems.
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This is a girl I know irl that’s basically pushing for what seems to be tumblr fame in the past couple years. She posts about all sorts of medical woes to her followers as much as possible which play into her sick girl aesthetic (obsessed with Nicole dollanganger) and edits her kids to look sickly/possessed in photos for her aesthetic as well. She also abuses welfare with her boyfriend buying huge high def TVs, electronics, and expensive collectibles constantly. Now wants to sue her doctor that wouldn’t see her as a patient anymore because she is a no show/canceled too many appointments.
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>mfw when my loser ex that was sure to go into “politics” became a second rate comedian.
>he now spams social media with his “Talks” and posts YouTube videos in his room still at his parents place
>he’s still not out of university
>holier than thou attitude
>”My son will be the next prime minister”-his delusional dad
>still making blog videos in his room
He has a few followers and he messaged me for “editing help” and “art commissions” for his videos after making fun of me for years.
He’s still not broke 20k views in any of his mega cringe videos
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Unfortunately he’s that much of a loser now that if leaked I posted him here he’d know who I am, his life hasn’t changed at all since high school.
Looks like he gave up on the motivational speaking shit and he’s now doing MC gigs for 20 per hour.
>he told me art wouldn’t make money >currently working in marketing at an actual office whilst he’s doing shitty events and his public pages get 3 pity likes at most
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3 pity likes in the only photo from one of the events he MC’d
>people sitting in the floor listening to this guy
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>>618305> tune up to talk about getting over fears!
Still lives at his dads place/ floor of the house is still filthy because neither him or his dad know how to mop. >his mom divorced his dad because he was such a slob and didn’t use deodorant >second photo he’s wearing a new sweater but his shirt is the same he wore around 5 years ago when we met >Facebook lives with random girls that can’t even properly make a sentence.
His only real consistent friend seems to be his dad and his cousin
He’s currently traveling with him in an around the world TripAdvisor with a group of people years younger than his dad.
One of them seems to have something going on which I do feel for. But she edits them all to have their eyes super red like how she does her sick girl makeup in the Instagram. If it was all isolated it wouldn’t be that weird, but all lumped together and her
SJW is offputting. Especially while adoring Nicole Dollanganger who’s reblogged the gory child porn stuff.
That's really fucked up and disgusting, her poor kids have enough going on especially if one is dealing with childhood illness. She herself looks revolting and her makeup doesn't help. Reminds me a bit of my SIL who pulls that >>618259
same fucking face in every.single.photo. and is a giant SJW despite being one of the genderfuck attention seekers.
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I have this habit of scrolling on my suggested blogs without paying attention to their name , and oh shit I was on emiblush's blog
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this sad bbygirl dollanganger aesthetic makes me wanna punah these bitches
also she has like 10 notes kek
would have guessed late 20s min>>619322
This one could be a sissy man and her lips even look crusty from far away
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Why is she so greasy
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girl i know was roommates with one of my friend is pretty worthy of a snow thread. ex scene queen art school drop out that lives two streets away from freshman housing for the institution she dropped out from.
since dropping out of school shes lost several jobs, amid posting pics daily about her frequent """thrift finds""" despite constantly complaining about having no money. refuses to move back home to nashville because of how unpopular she is within the music scene there. parents pay for her housing in prime gentrified baltimore (expensive as shit) as well as her frequent shopping exploits. she and her best friend (l who already has a thread here: >>>/snow/167514
) both fucked a toopoor ex.
she has some kind of bodily reaction to weed? maybe an allergy? and it makes her puke and a doctor has literally told her to stop smoking if she wants to stop puking constantly>ignores this >“damn…puked again uwu”
misc. crimes include
-body mods as cries for help
-15+ uploads to insta story a day
-kept a drawing from a friend highly resembling racist caricature in phone case despite largely riding wave of self righteous bullshit "wokeness">she keeps saying people catcall her>highly unlikely lol> but ONLY when she’s in predominantly black neighborhoods>dumped a boy for getting drunk at a party
-before dropping out, "i dont understand how people who have good grades can be depressed/complain." as if people cant feel pressure despite good performance
-in response to people calling out her ludicrous wealth and parents pimping her out, "im sorry i have GOOD parents"
ONLY reason i havent made an actual thread about her is because she seems to be actually turning her life around and changing for the better
I don't doubt that she's a shitty person but>doesn't believe kids with good grades can be depressed>but she's too ugly to be catcalled lololol
Maybe the cow you were looking for… you was inside of you the whole time anon?
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Is this a tranny? why is he wearing a bra?
Someone make a thread on this girl please.
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The fact that the people around her social sphere allow someone this fat and disgusting to mingle among them and give it the time of day is fucking hilarious. She is extremely ugly with an evidently crazy personality, literally no redeeming traits at all. She’s making all of these people (her “boyfriends”, her “fans”) look like idiots.
she sounds milky and entertaining to hate watch! and also like someone who should be in middle school. i hate her already.
does she have an insta or a youtube where she posts her wannabe influencer shit? she sounds like a mess
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You get a lot of ABDL results when you google her
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Oh boy do i have a cow for you guys.
> share lil peep meme on fb (lil peep is 6 months sober)
> a few kids get offended
> one girl goes on a rant telling me go kms and that im the worst human alive
> kurt cobain is 24 years sober
> starts sending messages and commenting on my photos on ig and fb
> accuses me of making fun of rape???
> just crazy walls of text about how she's going to ruin my life
> block her on fb
> weeks pass
> more comments on ig and messages
> creates new fb to comment on my public posts that she's going to call my mom (im 23 lol) and that I'm going to a mental institution because she knows my address (im homeless)
I hope you guys don't mind all the screenshots. Pic related is her
What has this person done to anyone other than you
that makes them a cow?
>not your personal army
It’s a cow thread, not a vendetta thread.
It just sounds like regular teen bullshit, and op was just as cringey if not worse.
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I quickly threw together some collages in pixlr. Sorry if they suck, but i dont think she's a fucking cow.
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Do think she's a fucking cow**
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this was way too demented to not check out and why am i not surprised she’s a vegan
Isn't this the anon who posted the triggered
peep fan? Seems like an edgelord, imo.
maybe i'm too tired and/or retarded and misinterpreted you just now but i'm the anon you replied to and i wasn't the original poster of the peep fan cow
i just noticed her ig in one of the collages and checked it out and the profile is lulzy to me so i figured i'd screenshot lol
Oops. I forgot to edit out my ig name. I'm self aware that im an edgelord. I really didn't think it was a vendetta. I thought her behavior was cow like.
I thought this was a personal cow thread, it's not like i made a thread about her. I'll unblock her and post other shit from her that isn't her messages to me and comments on my shit, if that will make y'all happy.
oops, sorry. i assumed you’d blocked your own name out and kept hers, hence i thought it was her ig. i just figured she’d dyed her hair and did her makeup like that for ig lol
please do post more. i’m entertained.
>move to a new city with a friend, we both had reasons for moving to this particular city and decided to be roommates
>friend can't keep place clean, dirties it up faster than i can clean up after him, so i kind of give up and place becomes nearly uninhabitable. he's also a hoarder so there's just shitloads of his stuff everywhere.
>i find a job, he is unable to, he convinces me we are in this together and i do my best to support both of us on part time retail wages. he tries to get welfare but is denied because he's a guy and i'm a lady so they assumed we were a couple and needed to apply as a couple, the welfare office called our rental office and they told them we were a couple even though i'm a lesbian.
>the only music he listens to is linkin park. is convinced he can get me to like linkin park, he just hasn't found the right song to get me into them. thinks linkin park is objectively good music, people who say they don't like it are pretending.
>he confides in me that he's a "minor attracted person", meaning he's sexually attracted to kids but doesn't act on those feelings. i decide he's my friend and he's not actually doing anything wrong, he can't help his thoughts, so i keep his secret.
>i visit home for about a week, ask him to clean the kitchen, that's the only thing i ask him to do. i come home to find the kitchen much worse than it was. i ask him what he did with his time and he said he was too busy making a to-scale diagram of all of the star trek ships to clean the kitchen.
>i tell him he needs to move out. this is all becoming too much for me. i need a roommate who can pay rent and help keep the place clean. he says i'm forcing him into homelessness and he's going to kill himself if i kick him out. i tell him to go to the hospital if he is, or i'll call the police. he grabs my phone from me and holds my bedroom door closed so i can't get out. i call my mom on the phone feature gmail had for awhile. she says i should call the cops. i tell him to let me out and to give my phone back or i'll call the cops through my computer. he relents and gives me the phone and goes to the hospital. i call the hospital and tell them i don't want him back here and that he has nowhere else to go. for some reason they let him back anyway. i don't own my unit so can't change the locks. too afraid to let the rental office see how squalid our place has become to have them change the locks. he is also on the lease.
>he makes no effort to move, i eventually give up and he stays here another year.
>i ask him again to move out and he says i can't make him. i go down to the rental office and ask how much it would cost for me to move to another unit. they ask about my roommate's income and i say he doesn't have one. they help me concoct a plan, they say only one leaseholder has to inform them that we're moving out. we'd do a move out and i would be able to move back into my apartment afterwards at the same rent. i tell my roommate we're moving out. he starts freaking out again. says that putting him in the hospital a year ago made him so depressed to the point it was now impossible for him to go to work, so since that's my fault i'm financially obligated to take care of him. i laugh and say no. he says he's going to kill himself. i tell him the same thing as last time, go to the hospital or i'm calling the cops.
>i end up calling the cops. they take him to the hospital. he winds up back at the apartment after. again.
>he's on welfare now, having trouble finding a place to live that he can afford that also accepts pets for his cat. i tell him to leave the cat here. he says he'd rather put down the cat than leave it with me. i give the cat to a friend because there's no way he's going to find a place cheap enough that also accepts pets. during the move i discover there is mold in one of the cat's food dishes. he says i have to tell him where the cat is or he'll call the cops. i tell him to call the cops and watch them not care about a fucking cat.
>he calls the cops, instead of saying "my roommate stole my cat," he says "my roommate is having a mental breakdown and is going to hurt me." 4 cops show up at our embarrassingly squalid apartment. they get really mad at him when they find out this is about a cat. i told the cops about the mold in the food dish and was like "look at this place, humans shouldn't live here let alone a cat." he tries to say i'm abusive because the cat vomited behind the tv and i did nothing about it. the tv in the living room where i never go because he's always in there stinking up the room so there's no way for me to know about it. he also tries to gain the cops sympathy by saying he's a minor-attracted person. the cops point at him and go "you need to get a job and help clean up this place" and they leave. my roommate says he's confused because when i called the cops they forced him to go to the hospital, but they didn't force me. he genuinely thinks i'm a psycho monster and thought it would be evident to the cops.
>at this point he agrees to sign over the lease if i give him half of the damage deposit (even though i fully paid for it), i figure small price to pay to get him out of my hair and not move out all my stuff only to move it back in. i also want him gone so badly at this point i tell him i'll help him with any damage deposits he has to make or anything for a place, just get out of here. his dad ends up giving him $1000 bucks for that stuff, so i'm like great, i don't have to help him with that. turns out he still expected me to help with that and nonchalantly says "so i found a place, i'll just need about $650 for the deposit." i'm like "lol no you have the money now from your dad, use that." he says he wants to take possession of the new place on the 15th of the month, but wants to keep his stuff here until the 30th and "move it slowly," expects to only pay a half months rent with his stuff being here a full month. i tell him if he wants to only pay a half months rent he needs all of his stuff gone by the 15th. he throws a fit but idc.
>i help him with a moving van, get a couple friends to help us. we end up having to make FIVE TRIPS in the moving van to move all of his garbage.
>he now lives in a literal shack that's not properly insulated, has a bug problem & rats show up every once in awhile. only made worse by his poor housekeeping habits. it's been several years and he still spends all his time arguing about star trek on the internet instead of cleaning his place.
>work at Michael's like 8 years ago
>group of nerds in their 30s come in looking for supplies to have a furry themed birthday party for one of them
>the birthday girl has purple hair that is like 5 different styles shoved together, evidently self cut, the bangs are at a sharp point like a romulan
>I mention it to my roommate because it's funny but otherwise don't think about it until I change jobs and one of my coworkers is this girl
>she is a witch, a psychic, spiritual to the nth degree. She is also heavily into bdsm scene but in a way that she has no idea what she is talking about. Into 50 shades series and openly talks about flogging with customers in the store. Bosses keep her around because she can sell ice to Eskimos.
>I go to a Christmas party held by her with a Chinese gift exchange. Literally bdsm whips and chains hanging in her living room. Her friends are just as weird as she is. One of the people there acts like a dog all night including eating a real dog treat. Gifts that are part of the exchange include butt plugs, furry art, etc. I fortunately leave with a box of nice earl grey tea and a mug.
>I get in minor trouble for telling a customer incorrect info about our product that led to a sale. All the info that was incorrect I learned from this girl watching her make sales. Bosses and I quickly realize she is lying to make sales.
>I tell my roommate about it because I'm frustrated. I decide to Google her name to see if I could find her Facebook or something to show roomie a pic of her dumb hair. Instead I come across an article from 2003 about someone that matched her age, name, and location, she starved her baby to death.
>I mention it to a different coworker, she tells me that this girl had told her that she had been pregnant 10 times, once with her current child, 8 miscarriages, and one she didn't want to talk about.
>during my entire employment there we all noticed a lot of product going missing, particularly purple product. This girls favourite colour was purple. We figure it was her but had no proof. One day it's just me and her on the floor. While she is on her break I count all the purple products, then went home early. I opened the next day and $1000 worth of purple product was missing. Boss fired her without cause because no hard evidence but enough that we didn't want her around anymore.
>she starts working at an engravement kiosk stationed outside of our store. Awkwaaard.
>now she just makes money by reading fortunes.
i don't support his attraction but he definitely hasn't done anything behind closed doors. he is not that kind of person and it was very clear to me he understood that acting on anything was not only legally wrong, but incredibly morally wrong too. that's including viewing cp. while he was a complete asshole to me and took advantage of me, i have complete faith that he has not and will not act on his feelings. he's a person, not a wild animal that's gonna snap or a ticking time bomb. that's like saying it's just a matter of time before all straight men rape women since they're attracted to them. amazingly, most people tend to have a decent moral compass and self-restraint.
the only thing that really bugged me about it was that every time there was a civil rights/human rights thing in the news he would pull this whole act that was like "woe is me, if only this gay/black/trans person knew what it was like to be a minor attracted person and hated by everyoooonnne, they have no idea how easy they have it"
i'd also like to point out that while we're so busy fixating on an attraction he's never acted on, >>623113
actually murdered a child
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Where do I even begin…
As much as I like to laugh at this weeb, she's so full of herself yet puts down other people.
> body resembles a stack of hams yet constantly says cringey shit like "I'm a snack" "I'm a full course meal"
> says shit to other people like boasting that her face and body is better than theirs (delusional) puts other people down while bringing herself up even though she looks like weeb shit
>massive ita, buys the worst colour ways and prints and then puts animal ears on top and her titties make every Lolita dress she wears look like a muumuu
> every time she runs out of money from buying so many ugly clothes she sells her tuna flap masturbation movies to orbiters on her Facebook
> blames astrology on being a narcissist "I'm a Leo so I always need attention" "All Leo's are like that hhhh"
>boasts about having a big ego and constantly needing attention
>scares the shit out of vkei bandmen by dropping into their DMs on Twitter and asking them if they like BDSM
>is into ddlg and kitten play
> Literally used to say every 5 mins "I need attention hhhhhh"
> throws a tantrum when people try and call her out on her bullshit and is "literally shaking" and scratching herself and doing all kinds of wack ass shit
> everytime she goes to a con, she wears just underpants and cat ears that resemble a diaper on her and calls it "cosplay"
> brags about gross stuff like her making rando japanese guys eat her bootyhole
> exhibitionist, shoves her kinks into others faces and then screams "KINK SHAMING" when not everyone approves
> uses her excuse of being "territorial poly ace grey" to try and move onto other people's sexual partners and cheat on her partner
> has cheated on multiple partners regardless
> calls her out for being a cheating lying hoe trying to use her sexuality as an excuse has a meltdown about us "invalidating her sexuality"
> believed her online Japanese sex Toyboy was dead because he said he was going offline, proceeds to have a meltdown, asks people on Facebook to do tarot cards for her to "talk to his spirit" > "The cards spoke, he's at peace now" > says she's going to Japan to put a white lily in his garden kek
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She's like one of those tumblr babies that cries at the drop of a hat and has a giant laundry list of mental illnesses. Spergs out at everyone and and then blames it on not taking her meds
Tons of ebegging on her Facebook trying to fish for orbiters to buy nudes and tuna flap videos. "I need $150" always a specific amount she begs for, Spends all her money on ugly weeb shit, her money runs out, she complains, then begs on her Facebook and the cycle starts again.
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Her typical con "cosplays" to "catch attention" of the j-rock band guys at cons. She literally just wears underpants and bondage gear to cons every single time with weeb cat ears. Every single con.
"full course meal" kek. If you want to resemble a thanksgiving turkey perhaps?
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Stevie Tutwiler's cringe conversations with men from GYARURU 😂
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She's also very insecure. Even though she acts high and mighty, she asks every guy of they're talking to inserts girl's name here
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Now she says she's going to Japan, yet everytime she gets money, she blows it on a shitty con, blows it on cringe BDSM shit, ugly ass baby Lolita prints, butt plugs. You name it.
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AND SHE HAS THE SHITTIEST TASTE IN MEN
this was some bandmen she met at a convention that she was bragging about "he ate my ass like groceries" and he wasn't even a known bandmen either. Some shitty band lmfao. He looks like a damn monkey.
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These pictures say it all.
Just see for yourself. This is about to be a cringe fest. Enjoy.
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Then she got pissed cause her guys preferred me over her LMAOOO
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"PUTTING OTHER PEOPLE'S BODIES DOWN IS PART OF MY MENTAL ILLNESS AND I CAN TALK SHIT TO YOU, BUT YOU CAN'T"
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Then she gets upset because her friends wanted to take my side instead of hers
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"I don't date hosts"
>tells every host from Gyaruru that she's in love with them after day one
>begs for attention
>posts pictures for attention on Gyaruru
>says she's done with guys but keeps finding more to get attention from
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Now she's trying to "blackmail" me 😂
This Japanese guy over here she bragged about him eating her bootyhole and having sex just after she met him at a con
She was bragging about how he was a bandman. We later found out his "band" was so shitty it was embarrassing, and their main audience was just playing for weebs at cons in America
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Her hobbies are talking about her menstrual cycle and going to BDSM clubs and watching people have sex LOL
As well as being a participant.
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Deets of ebegging for weeb shit that she can't afford.
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im honestly surprised she hasn't got posted earlier, she looks like Pixiteri, brags about her kinks, ebegs, list of mental illnesses, full of herself, delusional, collects Asian man trophies only to cheat on them because she's "territorial poly"
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I don't know this girl but I find her peculiar and really odd.
sanawaifu, ichigoluvy, pinkumochii, ichigofairy, there's too many instagram handles to count aka kaylee
>underage girl who has an "edits" instagram (not even made by her) who keeps remaking accounts and begging for followers/s4s
>doesn't seem to have a good grasp on English despite being 17, just reuses the same phrases over and over in her stories and posts (slay, asf, screaming, queen, so damn much) so much that it feels like a script or madlib
>posts lives literally screaming over paper mario (AAAAAH BOWSER)
>harassed some people instagram, such as dollykitten and binapoyo, some sakura girl, among others I don't know of, with messages such as "BE MY FRIEND" and when they don't reply, calls them a ho and a bitch. pic related is someone else she harassed.
>there is a change.org to get her banned from instagram but it includes her full name so i can't link it here due to her being a minor.
i wonder if she's all there mentally or just a weird weeabo.
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her recent posts on one of her accounts
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Why are men so desperate
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Why would anyone want nudes of this?
I was going to say, her body doesn't look THAT bad, maybe a little soft and then this happened >>624210
What a psycho. She sounds like she's just desperate for japanese dudes. What was the name of the band?>>624699
I could see this girl working some angles to make her boobs look good, but no amount of angles is going to cover up that face. Gaijin hunters can get desperate too though. Especially the ugly ones.
nah it's a fandom discord.
the selfies tag is hilarious, it's 90% fat women on disability with ill-fitting haircuts trying really hard to slip a reference to their mental illness or ~chronic disability @w@~ in so they can get those pity points.
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Stevie makes this far too easy. She practically oozes with cringeworthy milk every day and delivers.
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This cow has been posted in the fakeboy thread AND the bad makeup thread a couple of times, but they just seem so…milky to me.
>trans but also nonbinary but also a dyke but also totally uwu gay softboi
>constantly freaks out if someone even mentions their femininity but still dresses like a woman with their tits hanging out all the time
>"drag queen" despite not being a male
>posts photos on instagram and tags them as ever lgbt+ tagline you can think of (twink, dyke, lesbian, gay, trans, nonbinary, ftm, etc.)
>just genuinely a shitty person to be around and sucks the fun out of any situation because they get offended by literally everything and anything
Still fun to follow because they're a dumpster fire waiting to happen.
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Because the first thing I think to do when I'm in the hospital is take a photo of me crying…
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And here's an extra screenshot of their "drag makeup".
omg wtf is this low rent Trixie Mattel mess? someone upthread commented that when these failures latch on a drag queen it's always Trixie, it rings even truer now.
you're a femme-presenting biological female, which is, surprise, A WOMAN. i love it when these genderspecial flakes bend over backwards to call themselves anything but a woman (as if there's something shameful or inferior about being "only" a cis female) and come across incredibly misogynistic.
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Bdsm club cringe with her bitch Kyo 😂😂
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Damn. She really is open about her ddlg life. 😂
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She looks like Beck.
Nah I'm not triggered
anon, but you have horrible taste in women. That's a fact.
You're on a gossip website.
Of course we're all petty. Hahaha
Different anon but her body looks fine to me, at least as long as you obscure her face. She's the right kind of chubby, she still has a defined waist and some actual boobs so I can see why someone would find that attractive. Ngl as a 20something actually with a body of a preteen I wouldn't even mind being a bit chubby to look like that.
Sage for blog
And that super sonico cosplay is garbage bwahahaha
Looks like offbrand version
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What you tried to order online VS what you actually receive in the mail
It seems like the truth.
As you can see from the screenshots, she's a horrible person to both her friends, anyone she dates.
She also uses her "mental illness" to have an excuse for her actions.
If you don't see anything wrong with her actions, you are probably just as bad.
Horrible people deserved to be exposed, don't you think?
Also, she's very milky from what I can see. It's good content to laugh at.
You are participating on a gossip thread. What do you think is going to happen?
This isn't a safe space.
lmfao i know this same weeb.
Stevie is known for this type of shit so i am not even the slightest bit surprised.
you guys should really appreciate this milk. this is good content. lol, don't shit on the messenger
Seems like stevies friend or a hambeast that was triggered
by the other persons fat comments kek
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this girl i went to high school with. she had shitty poke and stick tatoos- and her claim to fame was that she owned a "piercing needle", which she never sterilized yet used to pierce her cheeks with in public. I remember sitting in a mc donalds full of cringy emo and scene kids and she pulls out this MASSIVE needle, and just shoves it in one cheek, then slides it out the other side. blood dripped everywhere. She left the needle in her mouth while she ate.
Now she's a tattoo scratcher and does DDLG, she sells videos of herself pissing a diaper for money. and I'm pretty sure she's upgraded from coke and weed to crystal meth. https://www.instagram.com/acetrainerashlea/https://twitter.com/DottyDiaperCo/status/840984669776683009
Don't do drugs.
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"she's the right kind of chubby"
ladies, angles, photoshop, and filters are everything. catfish as fuck lol
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I'm kinda new to posting here but I just had to post her here. I met her because she also had a distaste for only lewd cosplayers and cosplayers doing cosplay for money
>Wannabe goth gf
>Recent posts are just her begging for money
>Wtf is that makeup
>Claims to be a gothic lolita yet owns no lolita clothing
>Doesnt want a bf to use her for sex yet only things she posts now are lewd "cosplays"
>She claimed before that she'd never do lewd cosplays yet here we are
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>Not super milky or popular (1.5k followers on IG)
>huge fucking weeb and wears cat ears and weeb clothes (seifukus, shitty Wish cosplays and general bad weeb clothes) in public and at her job when she has one
>is a borderline sex worker (she sells lewds)
>very much into ddlg, but uses the excuse "it's age regression, my little space is not sexual uwu" despite shilling for some butt plug company by advertising their products and having suggestive pics on her IG
>still acts loL so randumb!!! XD despite being 23
>hasn't uploaded in a while on YT, but she has some weird sneezing and peeing fetish videos, also made a video where she talked about how random guys came up to her, asking her to join them in a threesome or for lewds. It was very thathappened.jpg
>has loads of pictures of her young siblings (all under 10) on her account despite having said sexual pics on there as well as shilling for butt plug company
>in pic related is showing off her ddlg panties at a children's playground during daytime
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More screenshots from their account. $35 for 25 asspics taken with your phone is an outrageous price.
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This girl from my Disney community ugh.
>bitches about mental health on social media constantly
>constant appropriation of drag culture from watching RPDG
>pretends she's bi
>trying to be insta famous but never has new content, just deletes and reuploads everything
>long motivational speeches about how brave she is for posting a picture where she thinks she looks ugly (not even ed stuff, just 'my smile is bad')
>never responds to her "fans" unless they have a significant following, blames social anxiety
>always complains she's poor, goes to disneyland Paris monthly and only wears fairly expensive brand clothing
>routinely activates a CuriousCat, only to delete as soon as the hate starts pouring in (and believe me, there's a lot of it)
>thinks wearing pink is a personality
>constant attention whoring about how hard her life is
>applied for one (1) job, then sulked about not getting it and begged for support online
Etc etc she's a huge fucking snowflake and ruins meet ups lmao
>Meet this guy at a con, regrettably become friends
>FtM, keeps getting fired from jobs because “discrimination” but it’s just because he’s a shitty person to be around
>Huge pathological liar, lies about literally everything imaginable, contradicts himself all the time by doing this
>Claims he’s a “big deal” in the main fandom he cosplays even though he started cosplaying again last year and only had about ~70 followers on instagram at the time of saying it
>Is obsessed with the main character of said fandom, claims to be said character, even going so far as claiming he legally changed his first and last name to the characters name even though he most likely never actually did this and instead just says he did
>This obsession changed when he latched onto a different character from the same series and “regretted his name change”
>He thinks he looks just like these characters even though he’s uggo as fuck and has the body shape of a volleyball
>Boasts about making all of his cosplays by hand, although most of them are obviously bought
>Begs for big sums of money for emergencies and then immediately turns around and posts screenshots of $500 receipts from cosplay stores
>Specifically befriends or gets close to people with mental handicaps to suck money from them easily, and then talks shit about them behind their backs
>Has every disability and mental condition under the sun even though some he’s mentioned can’t happen in the same person, if you mention you have any type of condition he will claim to have it too, but worse
>”Too poor to get help”
>Says he was at the Pulse shooting even though he most likely wasn’t and anyone with a brain doesn’t believe him, is using one of the dead victims by claiming he knew them to earn sympathy
>Friends constantly getting tired of his shit and dropping him, he makes up lies about them to get people on his side
Sometimes I wish he was more active online because he would make a good thread.
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I have too much to post for this one, but I’ve known this cow for years m. They have a ChrisChan-tier obsession with things and used to hang out with all the young anime fans in my town when we were all 12-16 and she was 28. Always wanted to do “couple” cosplays with the younger teens, also always tried having them sleep over. Now they’re trans apparently? And still obsessing over Dr. Who and Sherlock.
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>2017, go to local conventions a lot because they were all lined up in convenient times for me
>See this 18 year old roaming around all the conventions held at the convention center (3 or 4 cons were held there last year)
>Ftm, is running around the con dressed in boxers with a sock shoved in to imitate a bulge but it's just embarrassing
>Following around cosplayers and playing the kazoo
>Holds up various signs saying that he wants to fuck Spiderman, keep in mind there's children everywhere
>Jumps on or goes after every Spiderman cosplayer he sees and justifies it by showing them his sign
>Is generally smelly and creepy, hits on 14 year olds while still in ~Deadpool underwear cosplay~
>Kazoo breaks, he rushes over to the cosplay hospital and skips the line, stepping in front of a girl with a torn skirt and demands that the staff fix his kazoo
>Ironically takes pic related in front of a "cosplay is not content" sign
>>628562>constant appropriation of drag culture from watching RPDG
who gives a shit about 'drag culture' tbh?
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Every time she pulls this stunt her posts get more and more ott until she starts getting attention. Literally shut up cara
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My boyfriend just informed me that apparently there's this guy at my university who's been hanging up his own personal attraction signs in the school library.
His "startup" is supposed to be a hybrid of Linkedin and Facebookhttps://youtu.be/i2YNvZxAiWc
…but it's really more like a poorly designed MLMhttps://www.reddit.com/r/UMD/comments/8447nd/dont_apply_to_the_konnex_flyers_in_csic/
He also maintains an eye-searing autobiographical website where you can learn about his plans to grow his business and attend his father's 70th birthday in August.https://www.lifeofauran.com/
He's also planning to buy(?) his own private island with the goal of "totally reform(ing) the Homeless population in the United States"https://www.konnexisland.com/
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the Austin vampire court is so milky its not even funny.
The guy in the video linked was a part of it but i think he isnt anymroe
either way he's super cringe and super milky
saged cause responding to an old post
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Oh absolutely. This video is the tip of the cringe iceburg. Delving into the internet wormhole of vampire drama (Michelle Belanger, anyone?) is worse than getting lost in TV Tropes for a night. https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Michelle_Belanger
oh my god. there goes all of my plans for the day. haha, thanks, anon.
and to think i used to want to be in the community. thank god i never got involved
Anon thank you for such a concise post, especially with all the links.
I love when delusional big talkers are exposed
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She also took some selfies with other random asian dudes at the con, of course.
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I know this is old, but don’t feel bad anon, she tries hard to hide her leg and belly fat, shooping/angles/blurring/covering/etc.
And constantly begs her followers for fan art and money on her paypal. She sells her nudes and premium snap and all that to barely scrape by and pay for her shitty cosplay (that’s entirely purchased and not made). And her boyfriend is a cow in his own right, he got the joker tattoos permanently on his body. Embarrassing. Sorry she was so shitty to you.
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Doesn't surprise me. If you look at his expression in her meet up pics compared to his expression in most of the others. Poor dude looks dead inside and uncomfortable.
HOLY SHIT ANON TOP KEK
Was this posted in the STAMP building too, near the cafeteria? or just the library?
I’m fucking crying, this is so embarrassing, is it still posted? I gotta see this.
I’m so glad there’s another farmer amongst these shitty walls and snooze-worthy lecture classes.
Tbh not surprised, there’s so many douchebag ego incel “superior than thou/iamsmart/gods gift” future-date rapists on campus who all think they’re going to make the next Facebook, the next Uber, or be the next Secretary of State, or Elon Musk.
>tfw you get sooo many chicks that you have to advertise to your entire university to date you and the lucky lady that “earns” a date with you should be eternally grateful and take being treated like a free escort as a privilege
Saged for obvious terps
multiple friends are in a cover dance group, gives me info from inside the "Dance Masters United" (basically a bunch of bored adults making dance covers and acting like children in public)
i would say DTP are the most popular in DMU except they've had serious drama for the past 2 yearshttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDoW_krBtcUNqgKHUVqbXnA>one member (Carmen) starts cheating on her husband with some old man>old man is creepy as fuck and claims to be supremely ill, walks with a cane, genuinely looks like he's on drugs>they track down a 16yo girl who's a fan of DTP>both start being in a relationship with her or something, grooming her to hell and back>she gets depressed as shit>both old people suddenly drop off the face of the earth>in 2016 the girl is 19 and her friend leaks all the details>shit blows up for DTP>Carmen disappears from the channel and later is said to have "graduated">literally no words from her or the old man for 2 years>this year we found out she had a baby with her husband>channel has been dead for 5 or 6 months now because none of the members want to actually be in the group anymore
Deanna the leader of the group is also a solo vlogger, she begs for money all the time for conventions idk what she does in her personal life https://www.youtube.com/user/dejavudea
DMU honestly could have a thread of its own i just thought i'd post here because i actually know these people. the drama isn't public information and as far as i know they've tried to hide it as much as possible. Carmen is completely out of the public eye, she abandoned all of her social media including her personal Youtube after all of this came out. https://www.youtube.com/user/uberwren
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I knew this girl in high school who was a bit older than me and was in class with me who was full on weeb
She seemingly didn't bathe regularly and wore clothes that were a bit too small for her, I have no idea how much she weighed, but I'd guess somewhere around 300 pounds and she was around 5'2 maybe
You could literally see the crust and dead skin built up underneath her chin fat and it was really unfortunate.She needs to take better care of herself She also considers herself a cosplayer, but either makes really poor diy closet cosplay or buys her cosplays from milanoo.
She also is an "artist", she blatantly traces artwork and when she doesn't it's obvious because her original work is super wonky.
She also has tons of ocs and husbandos including ones from teenage mutant ninja turtles, yugioh, and naruto. https://www.deviantart.com/tamachan221
(here's her deviant art)
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An unfortunate orochimaru cosplay she did
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Claims to be "hotep" or some shit but is engaged to a white woman.
There's also rumors that he sent dick pics to a sixteen year old but I don't know how true that is.
Dude used to be in a roleplay community with me but got called out and deleted after he and his fiance threw their third partner out on the street a la Plainey and Onion: http://ninzen.tumblr.com/post/147326715832/shoutout-to-cxnceptoflxve-and-his-shithole
>easily weighs 260lbs at 5'5>"i eat healthy, im making a healthy dinner tonight">makes chicken…fried in dorito crumbs….with ranch dressing as a side>gets a huge face tat on her temple>has a mental breakdown>"i have to quit these drugs, i have to get out of [redacted] before i kill myself">cries about being forced to stay in a women's shelter until my mom and i invite her to stay with us>she starts making custom clips on extralunchmoney with my webcam, says she couldn't possibly figure it all out herself and i need to help her because if she doesn't do online sex work she's going to go broke>goes back home and goes shopping every month anyway>anyway, i help her get everything set up so she can at least be a productive camgirl>quits after selling 2 videos>i start seeing someone, she takes every opportunity to be inappropriate and sexual when he's around>lets some coke dealer she was trying to fuck tattoo her in his house>he won't even fuck her when she BEGS him>continues a relationship with her boyfriend….who cheated on her….and is in prison….for statutory rape>insists that those bitches had it coming and faked the whole thing and her darling junkie bf would never fuck a 14 year old>i keep telling her he's unhealthy for her>she says she knows, and she's going to break it off>she doesn't>invites people i don't know at all to stay over at the house i share with my MOTHER>they do coke off my laptop>she blows coke in my cat's face>i put my foot down>she sobs until i forgive her
3 months pass
>i forget how but she essentially forced me to get an apartment with her, knowing full well i'm in no mental state to live on my own>i begrudgingly agree>after a week, she calls me bawling because her dad says they can't take care of her cat>we agreed no pets in the apartment>but whatever, she says she'll pay for the deposit>she won't>she comes home with the cat and says that the drug dealer who tattooed her is going to be staying for a few weekends with his pit bull
i don't like this guy. i don't trust him. he's incredibly unstable and is on way more than blow. and he's told my former friend MANY times he wants to fuck me, which makes her weirdly competitive.>i tell her i'm not comfortable with this>i ask my mom if i can spend the weekend at her house>i get a call from friend saying we're going to have a "discussion" about my future living arrangements because it's HER name on the lease, not mine. i ask if she wants me to move out. she sputters and says "we'll talk about it."
>the next day, me and my fam head over and pack up my shit>because get this>SHE WOULDN'T LET ME PUT MY NAME ON THE LEASE>she comes home while we're packing up everything that belongs to us - 100% of the furniture and the TV>loudly talks on the phone to people about what a rancid cunt i am and how they were right, i WOULD fuck her over>she tries to start a fight with my stepdad>calls the cops>calls my mom a cunt and tries to kick me through the door>tries to slam my fingers in doorframe>makes a facebook post about it>all my mutual friends reach out to see if i'm okay, i tell them it wasn't healthy and they all know what i mean
3 months later>still does coke>still can't find anyone willing to fuck her>still binge drinks>spends every day at the diviest bar in my town>still doesn't shower>still wears the same unwashed extensions she's worn all year>still talks shit about me
this is just in the past 8 months. there are YEARS of her systematically fucking people over and abusing people. not to mention her stat rapist bf got out of prison and she's hanging around him i guess.
i have a friend who works for her dad. her entire family is sick of her.
no one ever stays in her life for more than a year. gee. wonder why.
i watched some of the custom vids she made. they were nauseating. one of them was a piss/period vid. gag. if she ever fucks with me again i'm going to make use of all her shit on my laptop.
sorry if it's not v milky! i just had to get this all out.
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>use obscure art forum
>some user posts a shitty edgelord manga
>friend finds him on twitter
>guy is a fucking lunatic
>is convinced he's the most famous comic creator on the planet and that his "manga" is the #1 best selling graphic novel on amazon despite evidence to the contrary
>hates mexicans and gays
>posts about wanting to murder Ellen Degeneres
>had a youtube channel where he posted 20 videos a day, each about 30 seconds of him rambling incoherently about his manga expertise
>runs a website where he talks about all his years in the industry and how famous he is
>his actual "manga" is drawn in pencil on lined paper
pic related. it's his art.
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goddamn, I crave that youtube link
Lolcow is my neighbor, bear with me
He has like 5 kids crammed into a 1 and 1/2 bedroom apartment. The entire place smells like pot smoke. He's our pot dealer, so I'm complicit in this bullshit, so I guess I'm technically a huge bitch hypocrite.
He just had an unplanned baby with this woman he has been dating for less than IDK, 3 years. The kids that he currently has like her, she seems nice, I hear them fighting once and a while about how it reeks
He told me that her brother died and he didn't know what to do. He literally asked me, what do I do? and made this face like "I have no idea how to comfort a person who has experienced loss in their family". It honestly freaked me out a little bit.
Dude's lowkey on percs, we've been living here for a few years and I only knew this a few months ago, and he shares it with my other neighbor, who just lost her abusive husband to a heart attack, probably complicated by his alcoholism and drug abuse. Although he always hangs with her, lets her hold his newborn and babysit it, he shittalked her CONSTANTLY after her husbands' death because he said she passively allowed it to happen and was happy he was dead. I was thinking… maybe?
Like, if your abusive husband died would you be extremely bereft the exact moment he was put on a stretcher? My neighbor is cold.
He also is not totally reprehensible, but what I dislike about him makes me feel like a piece of shit for even interacting with him or giving him money to buy his weed, because by extension I am supporting his drug abuse.
He also has some crazy hyperactive issues. One time I deliberately avoided him and my other perc-loving neighbor all day, literally from the moment I came home from work 'till I shut myself in the house. Neighbor invited me into his place, and proceeded to bombard me with rapid-fire conversation about how he just went shopping and bought all this cool shit at the thrift store.
It irritated me so much I just interrupted him in the middle of it and said "Sorry dude but I have to get going" and he BEGGED me to see his kids' expensive stuffed animal collection. The entire house is trashed, including the kids rooms, not like full of trash but shit all over the place so haphazardly I feel like I'm stepping on shit and breaking it, and he's just showing me big stuffed emoji pillows and talking about how, in a little while, they'll be worth a lot more, and it's investment
I can't make this shit up, it's just spilling out of me. He also doesn't work, but his girlfriend works. He offered me food stamps for cash (a big no) and has been insistent about it.
Also, has a million ideas on how to start a business, like one day he wants to do a podcast, then he wants to make a production studio within this shitty apartment to get other rappers exposure, although he has none. Well, he used to be a rapper, but he fell out of the game for various reasons that had nothing to do with his actual ability or marketability. IDK.
Also, is obsessed with insta/snapchat filters and sucks me into these long conversations about how cool each one is, and insists on me viewing all the different filter possibilities for this fucking HD picture of his baby. The entire time he has to brag about how great the camera on his phone is, I'm like dude great good for you shut the fuck up. I heard it the first ten times, damn.
Sometimes I avoid him just because I don't want to get sucked into a really painfully long, awkward conversation, like how his girlfriend's parents don't like him and have never approved of him, how he used to deal heroin, how he got frisked at the park by some cops and how he laid into them with the whole fuck pigs mantra, how the other neighbor is an evil bitch pill head who he also lets touch his kid and babysit, it goes on and on…
This whole account has made me realize I need to reevaluate my entire relationship with this guy, like I need to cut this shit off, because I hate supporting this dude's shitty current existence and how not cool it is for those kids. If he ODs on percs (IDK how likely that shit is I'm not pill savvy) I'm pretty much complicit if I gave him the cash to get it
He could buy a fast car and crash it and die with the money instead, I don't follow that particular logic.
But you're (possibly?) buying drugs off him in front of his kids. Might be a good thing to reevaluate.
why haven't you reported this dude and your other neighbor who TOUCHES KIDS to child protective services
grow a fucking spine and find someone outside your building to sell you weed you troglodyte
I know this hurts you anon, but it's not like I haven't thought about that before. The kids get joint custody, they are not there for the majority of the week, and I fear that calling CPS, especially in my state, could put them in a more unfortunate decision.
The guy buys them food, brings them to the park, plays games with all of them together - I emphasized the most negative aspects of this guy because it's what makes him a lolcow, but that does not mean he is devoid of anything positive.
Growing a spine doesn't equal me tearing a family apart. I didn't say they were being molested, dipshit, you think I would weigh shitty weed over a kid getting molested? Did you eat something spicy for dinner?
Also, yeah, like I said, it is extremely possible to not purchase weed from him anymore. That is not happening anymore, since this post, because I acknowledge that, in purchasing weed from him, I am complicit in the bullshit that I do not approve of. All I can do is cut financial ties with him and limit contact - until I see a situation that leaves me no other option, right off the bat, to call CPS and split up 4 or 5 kids from each other and their dad / step-mom figure, that is all I can do.
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Just a casual day on my discord server.
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I fucking live for this cosplay group.
They all fucking suck
I like the Fem!Tuxedo. Saturn is nice too, though the outfit is not very recognizable.
They seem to have lots of fun at least.
I love the tuxedo mask, not gonna lie, but most of the rest are just horrible. Especially in terms of being true to character, Pluto is just tragic here. I actually thought it was Mars until I noticed the hair. Neptune is cute but that's not Neptune, she's supposed to be poised and elegant. Not cutsey sailor, that's something Usagi would wear on a boat ride! Except Usagi actually dressed up like a cute lesbian when she was on a boat! Mercury wouldn't be bad if her dress flattered her size better and she lost the tiara since it's a casual look.
Also, they're a group? This photo looks like a bunch of randos took a pic together, there's no theme here at all. What's the point of being a group if you don't coordinate?
(Sorry for the sailor Moon sperg, I just hate when people try wear outfits "in the spirit of the character" but then just slap on a wig and a random outfit and call it a day, also god that fucking Pluto is horrible)
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This local girl who runs shitty maid cafes at cons in the area is always trying to be the center of attention…
This girl is a mixture of a wannabe insta baddie, someone stuck in their Goth phase, and the results of "DJ girl" on Google images. She's not particularly milky, but there's just drips of it every once in a while, like she once posted a pic of herself leaning on some guy's arm at the beach with the caption "He just dumped me but I think I look really dreamy in this pic so I'm posting it anyway"
Some backstory, she dropped out of college to become a DJ and spend money traveling around Europe. 80% of me is sure she had/has a sugar daddy since her best friend had one for a while.
When she comes back from her Europe trip, she gets a boob job, now she posts about 8 photos of herself in the same outfit and room throughout the week with song lyrics attached. She's also a poet, most of her work is melodramatic emo stuff.
She tries to talk to celebrities via Twitter, mostly Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
She also thinks she has some sort of fame attached to her, she's held an Instagram promo giveaway, but she only had about 800 followers at the time, one of the people she promo'd even had more followers than her lol. On top of that, she's posted photos of herself traveling with a guitar like she's off to perform, but never released anything.
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In my country there's two people I consider to be lolcow. One of them (Ollyplum, pic related) is kinda famous for his/her sextape with a youtuber.
He/she's a camgirl who hopped on the trans bandwagon after her porn partner was recognized by the most influential internet community in France.
She often get in fights with other transtrenders and SJWs on twitter.
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update from one of my favorite cows
they wore this to a wedding. an actual, real life wedding.
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lol, I follow her too. We should have a french cows thread.
She really irritates me with her trans/SJW nonsense but I kind of feel sorry for her. It's obvious she has loads of mental issues (she mentioned being a bulimic/purger for several years) and she's having her breasts removed soon. I think she's just obsessive about controlling her body (she also has several body mods on top of the bulimia thing). I hope she doesn't end up regretting her breast removal and HRT down the road but it's sad to see someone destroying a healthy body.
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My french favourite lolcow is definitively Jade Lavoie, I can't stand her and can't understand how she can be so popular after years of fakeness and scamming.
>Use her child, Kyle, to promote herself>Enrolled him to online contests, asking her followers to vote for him being the cutest child ever.>Made several shady businesses, selling It Works body wraps and drinks, offering iPhones nobody received>Exposing her personal life, family, couple, complaining about how hard it is being a single mother>Never tried to get a job, lived with her mother>Wrote a book in 2013 and got more than 500 preorders. She wanted to make an autobiography in three volumes, said that she finished writing the first one after 4 months. Yet, she can't write one post without making tons of spelling errors. Nobody received the book they paid for (and it was quite pricey).>Used to photoshop a lot but is now used to plastic surgeries>Had a blog with lots of sexy pictures of her when she was still a minor.
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I'm surprised no one's brought up Yulyn/Julian. I don't really want to necro the artist alley thread for a single cow.
>26 and still solely does artist's alley/sells fan merch online for a living
>never cares about or even hates the shows she makes merch for
>takes over a month to ship out any order and then gets upset when customers rate her tictail anything less than 5 stars
>publicly talks shit about customers
>throws tantrum about lack of sales at cons
>used to sell for mookie000, but it's obvious that mookie doesn't give a shit about her
>has to rebrand every two years bc her reputation isn't the best
>was the person mostflogged was talking to when mf was caught talking shit about Jessica Nigri
>constant kissup to everyone more famous than her, has latched onto tashalej after dropping mostflogged
>takes pride in "not being white" but worries about looking TOO white when she's half-asian
>goes through friends like it's nothing
>borrows other people's costumes and doesn't credit accordingly and will imply that she made the costume herself
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Thank you anon. <3 I don't feel that sore over it, just super weird to see someone I used to know so wildly stupid and embarrassing now. Cosplay is fun and couple cosplays are sweet but they chose the shittiest film adaption to go hard over and it's laaaame as fuuuck. Also she has a terrible smoker voice already lmao.
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Calls themselves a lewd cosplayer
Mostly just hard cringe inducing heavily edited photos because they REALLY don't 'pass' in person
We're talking heavy voice and 5 o clock shadow to hell, does that painfully second-hand embarrassment thing we're they try to overcompensate for not being passing by being over the top hypersexual and it turns out just gross instead of titillating
Would probably help if they took better care of their wigs and actually made some effort at sculpting an ass instead of trying to be seductive with the awkward square shape they currently have
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One of my coworkers is an absolute mess
> looks AND ACTS like Moomoo herself, down to the hollow eyes and ridiculous amount of fat, her entire gut protrudes and you can literally see her scraggly ass hair over the back of her jeans which are two sizes too small, she looks like a pork cutlet tied up
> bad hygeine- greasy tied up hair, smelly and wears cheap perfume on top, looks greasy af
> comes into work as a newbie and in less than a week EVERYONE hates her because she's full of lies and bosses EVERYONE around
> tried to get one girl fired because she didn't like her
> went to management claiming both her supervisors bully her because they both told her to stop treating other coworkers like shit
> moved in with druggy bf of 6 months, calls his family her in laws
> self diagnoses with ODC, borderline, bipolar, pretended to have cancer to get off work for a week
> has had several customer complaints over getting caught bullying colleagues but will constantly insist she's the one being bullied
> her lies include claiming her mother is the manager of a very well-known coffee chain, saying her (obese lard lumps) tits are K-cup, claiming she left an expensive job for here, claiming her boyfriend was in a car crash but told someone else it's a life threatening disease, and he's come in perfectly fine, claims her family are all in a very expensive chef job, but has told other coworker she's an orphan
> highkey sociopath who constantly tries to get every female in trouble, flirts with every male coworker even though they're repulsed by her
> cannot take criticism but constantly bashes everyone else and will tell a coworker who's been here five years how to do their job
Honestly we all hate her so much and I have no idea how she hasn't been fired yet, but everything down to the smug look on her face despite how disgusting she looks and acts screams lolcow to me and it STILL fucks me up how much her face (and body) resembles Mariah
bonus points; she comes into work in the same pair of tights she's cut into leggings, ridiculously stretched at the top and laddered under her too short skirt, cellulite bursting through them, same smelly trainers and shirt
Oh and she moans about having to do anything so she's a lazy fatty to boot.
Forgot to add:
"I'm on a DIET!" (comments on other girl's weight all the time, is literally obese at this point)has three peanut butter sandwiches, a banana, a cake for lunch then eats two muffins in the back room and lots of greasy shit
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have this fb friend, idr where she came from, but she says the stupidest shit ive ever heard. her name is carly. she's also a ~lewd cosplayer~ and general uggo cosplayer, and posts all of them on fb for the thirst parade of men on it.
>the other week she posted some article about a drag queen reading to kids about gender and says it was wrong. says educating kids on gender is child abuse. how stupid do you have to be???
>says she doesnt plan on going to comiccon anymore because comics are "too political" as if she has no idea that comics always have been and always will be political.
>asks questions to everyone she's friends with like "am i a thot?" at least once every two or three days.
>self proclaimed herself publicly on fb as an incel.
>still a weeaboo obsessed w/ yaoi in her mid 20's
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I don't know how 'milky' other anons will find her but my own personal cow that I've been following for years is a girl I went to school with who used to be a standard overweight teen girl who was obsessed with horses and played in band, went through a brief phase of pretending to have anorexia on the internet and 'pro-ana' and then hopped onto the 'body positivity' bandwagon and gained weight rapidly in the last year or two of high school. She is a 'nail art technician' by trade and was doing nude modelling for art classes a few years back. She's covered in tattoos, dyes her hair different colours constantly, does drag makeup and identifies as 'disabled' and a 'spoonie' supposedly due to POTS and EDS. She runs a 'beauty and fashion' YouTube account in a cheap attempt to get famous but it hasn't taken off. She also tried starting a 'plus size activism for water parks' Facebook page at the end of last year but it has since gone defunct.
Her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blithe_dream/
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Also, her boyfriend looks like this.
And often gets into petty Instagram fights with other users: https://www.instagram.com/furuichin789
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Not quite a lolcow but this bitch is a HUGE snowflake in the Texas cosplay comm… Everyone, meet BCharlotteD.
> obnoxious cUtE aNd QuIrKy gEeK gIrL with a giant ego> tries to act like a big cosplay celeb, but her cosplays dont get much better than cheap superhero cosplays and genderbends> always trying to be a guest at cons across the metroplex and always gets turned down> when she does manage to guest at cons (tiny ones that hardly any one goes to), has a 'bargain bin' at her booth where she sells literal dollar store junk and her other unwanted shit> has a failed youtube channel > posts convention vlogs on said youtube channel; in them most people avoid her obnoxious ass like the plague>also bitches in her vlogs when her lazy cosplays dont win in contests> the only people she hangs around are her creepy photographer friends, white knight fanboys, and other wannabe costhots.
samefag but found this old gem of hers and figured i should post it here too.>opens vlog putting on deodorant in her car>later on openly brags about haggling with mulitple dealers at the con yet she constantly begs for money everywhere
Such a ~professional cosplayer~!
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Linda de Munck>Dutch youtuber>used to do daily vlogging & beauty related videos but became bicurious, from then she only made videos about her opinions on sexuality, sex, drugs etc to get views>claims she was an absolute angel in high school but I know she fucked a lot of people (I went to the same school)>clickbaity titles>claims to be bisexual but only talks about dating boys 'ooh y-yeah of course I like girls too!!! uwu'>preaches 'body positivity' because she has small tits but shames people who have big tits>claims to 'educate' people but only talks about her own opinions on sex>knows young teens are watching her videos but still claims she isn't an example and you shouldn't believe everything she says in her videos>posts nudes on her Instagram and proceeds to complain that twelve year old boys are dm'ing her asking for sex etc>'it's okay to have sex when you're twelve as long as you're ready to do it'>claims to be accepting of everything but says stupid things like 'you're a whore if you swallow your boyfriend's sperm'>claims to think nudes are normal but makes a whole video talking about some celebrity's nudes>talks about relationships like she's an expert but she's never been in one>'it's okay if your boyfriend thinks about cheating! it's normal!'
old YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/decorationn
It's funny because she posts like she's a big celeb on instagram and then when you see her at cons no one stops to ask her for pictures or anything. No one has a clue who she is. And like all costhots she has a patreon, but she's a nobody so she's not gonna make an income there.
Also please, please, pleeease buy wigs Charlotte. She uses her nasty ratty hair for 90% of her costumes.
YES. She never wears wigs and it's so fucking gross.
I want her to be thread worthy so bad but she's too awkward to cause any big drama.
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I'm sorry, but when your thighs protrude about as much as your ass does, that isn't "curvy" anymore. That's why skinny girls can be curvy, cause it's about ratios. If you're fat then your ass being there is only because the rest of you is there too. You could have a size 36 ass but a box is a box if the waist/hips are the same size
sup fellow ausfag. she must spend a fortune on makeup. in her 'everyday makeup' video she literally just draws lines on her cheeks and calls it contour?
also, is she seriously bawing because her channel doesn't meet the monetization requirements? REALLY?
sage for sperg
Hey there. I'm almost 100% sure that most of her makeup, tattoos, hair salon trips and holidays are paid for by her parents. It seems highly unlikely she could afford it all from doing 'nail art'.
I know right, it's pretty funny she is crying about not being monetised but she must have had delusions of grandeur that she would blow up like other beauty YouTubers despite how dead pan and poorly executed her videos are.
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I have a mobile chat personal lolcow.
From 2001-2016 she floated between airG and Mocospace using stolen pics from an IG girl named Roxanna Iona. She said her name was Kristina and would have the same fucking m.o. Go to rooms act nice then suddenly find girls to pick on and turn bitch for male attention, basically a thirsty thot catfishing. Bitch was creepy paranoid and would screen shoot for hours a day, all while being a sucessful stylist, nurse, director of e commerce for MAC cosmetics. Oh and a single mom that owned a house by age 17 because she was so sucessful and had her pics taken for Cosmo. Suddenly said she lied about having a kid to laugh at haters. (Not sure how that works)
She got busted for catfishing in 2016 and after a feeble attempt to say she really was the person, she disappeared and came back as a chubby asian 21 yr old named Audrey. Dumb bitch even used the same sns as her Kristina persona. Airg names are/were: Murderotica, Murderotica_, Anorexercist, Anorexcercist_, Kron, Crucifilth, AudreyDeathwish.
She currently is on Moco under the sn crucifilth- . Spends about 10 hours a day in the 20s room sperging about how chat is full of losers (not wrong) and catfish while posting about how she wants a white or asian dick. Bonus points if you bait her by mentioning her e love satanssoldier and how he catfished her all the way from W. Virginia. God tier if you find out where she's stealing her new pics from.
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that moment when a bitch like you existed in the friend group and chased out the kid who was being physically, emotionally and sexually abused at home and just needed to vent but couldnt say anything happy because guess what? life fucking sucked for them.
cows like you (literally you are the fatass cow ever) and you ruined the friend group by killing us all off so that you could have your one adoring fan. kek you're still the ugliest muller. stay milky luv because you're just that retarded
> claims to care about pride but doesnt. is a becky who only cares about views> doesnt find black people sexy at all and is worried about being called a racist> rude loud ass fat bitch who never learns to shut up> cant learn how to wear make up right ever kek> makes herself a sob victim > rape apologist> destroys the friend group> wonders why shes so fat while still stuffing her gaping mouth with lard> gets jealous over skinny friend having a bf so she makes up lies about how skinny friend is cheating> cant stand it when someone else gets something good in their life
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Had a low key reputation for messaging people she didn't know and asking them to buy her cosplay or makeup. She would crop up in conversations and people would know who she is. Her low key rep blew up over the weekend when she was tagged in a callout post. Original post has since been taken down due to her reporting it on her multiple Facebook accounts. Since she was tagged a lot more people came out of the woodworks with their own stories of her e-begging and they never even talked to her before.
One of my favorite stories was that someone received a medical settlement and she immediately messaged him with a list of things she wanted and in return offering to go on a date with him. She claims she's a lesbian.
Her e-begging is made even worse since many of her Facebook posts are about how poor she is and can't afford food for herself, but look at all this fake Jeffree Star makeup I just bought! She knowingly buys fake brand name makeup, but dollar store makeup is crap!
She posts plenty of lulzy things on Facebook but sometimes it's hard to catch because she deletes them within an hour. She also likes to delete cosplay and things she has bought pictures to repost them, I'm assuming for attention.
At the age of 22, she still lives with her parents, which would be fine except on an almost daily basis she likes to start a pity party about how abusive her dad is. By abusive she claims he won't allow her to have a job or get her driver's license. She gets disability and claims he takes most of it for bills. I guess she thinks she shouldn't have to contribute to the household. She regrets getting pets because her dad won't take care of them for her, but gets mad when he overfeeds them.
Her "abusive" dad messaged the OP over the weekend claiming Bre is very disabled and they are very poor. People have speculated her dad was actually her since they exhibited a similar writing pattern. But OP made sure, just in case, to let daddy know just what Bre says about him.
After the initial post was taken down, OP made a new post stating his account was flagged because of his name. OP is apparently trans and was going by their new name, which we all know the community goes buckwild when you make slights at trans people. So now Bre has a reputation for e-begging and hating the trans people.
After that backlash she made a forced apology to OP, but sent PMs to another party stating they weren't actually sorry. When asked why she would even bother apologizing if she didn't mean it her response was basically, "I'm not going to change."
So instead of learning that people don't like her because she begs to actual strangers to buy her things, she thinks they all just hate poor people. She has managed to spin the situation where she is now the victim and has been milking that since everything has died down.
Fun facts: She claims she's autistic which is probably true. She also claims she's half Korean, which people have claimed to not be true. At one point she claimed she was part Latina. She also likes to post about her lack of bowel movements.
….why did you link two different posts about two different people in your post?
Did someone mention you here? Kekek
You randomly mentioned that some girl is a fatass and “destroys the friend group” and in the first paragraph, you made up some vague obscure hypothetical victim senario that sounds personal af, then reiterated the same thing in the greentext….
I’m assuming you referring to >>615225
(?) since you linked a 2 month old post about some personal cow, who apparently is constantly making themselves the victim
I met this train wreck while living in Japan.
>we worked at the same eikaiwa company. I met her at a national training session.
>she came to the session with a ripped up bedsheet around her arm, claiming it was “broken,” so that she could stand aside as her coworkers cleaned up files, but had no problem gathering he heavy like looking bags in both arms to leave as soon as the daily session was dismissed
>at same session we all woke up to her crying and screaming in the next room over because she started some kind of fight with her roommate of two nights. The next morning she starts telling me some sob story about how all of the employees at her school hate her, and are plotting against her (probably true since she’s BATSHIT)
>Constantly uses the excuse of “I’m vegetarian,” to eat nothing the whole weekend of training.
>Fast forward a year and I meet her at Tokyo Dark Castle and make the mistake of befriending her, thinking she had matured
>She’s white as wonder bread, but claiming to be 1/4 Japanese, adopted by hateful parents (who are rich as fuck, judging by her home photos), and claims her “fake mother” always accuses her of having “nip eyes,” despite being pretty damn white.
>A year later, she stil claims “vegetarian,” as an excuse to be anorexic in public
I decide to stay as her friend, thinking she can be helped out of her fuckery.
>a close friend of mine starts as a vocalist of a rock band in Tokyo, and this lolcow wastes no time in dating the bassist.
>vocalist friend starts complaining that lolcow is trying to make decisions for the band, even though she’s not a member
>reaches Yoko Ono levels of fuckery
>dumps bassist and starts jocking for a visa husband and proclaims she wants a baby
>gets fired from her job for no-showing
>snags some unsuspecting Japanese guy after being unemployed for five months
>finally gets ALT job, but complains about having to work five hours a day, so she downgraded to three hours
>starts getting her boyfriend to pay all of her bills for her
>job threatens to fire her since she’s wearing casual clothes to work. She claims she’s too poor to buy a button down shirt (2000 yen at uniqlo)
>goes shopping with me and her bf. Bf offers to buy her ANYTHING she wants at Uniqlo. I recommend getting a button down shirt so she can keep her job. She opted for active wear, so that she can jog in style.
>gets fired and loses her housing guarantor, so she moves in with boyfriend
>lives unemployed, with her boyfriend paying all of her bills
I start training for a new job, and have very limited me access for two weeks
>Keitai mails me 20 times a day, cursing me out that I’m not responding. Doesn’t understand that I’m working ten hours a day.
>mails me the next day saying she can’t be friends with me because I’m VERY good friends with someone who recently told her off.
I tell her “Great! You can fuck off then!”
>mails me months later wanting to be friends again, that she got married, and is pregnant.
I still tell her to fuck off.
Two or three years later I have a mutual acquaintance tell me that lolcow had blocked me on all social media because she was convinced I wasm”stalking her,” and “planning to harm her baby.”
Me access = *net access
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Holy shit, I used to know this girl. I never thought I would ever see or hear about her again.
We both used to be part of the same weeb community on DeviantArt when we were younger. She would always start drama for attention, then blame it on others for “talking shit behind her back.” If I remember correctly, she would sometimes threaten to commit suicide/self harm. She talked a lot about having various mental illnesses. She also bad mouthed her dad all the time.
There was this specific clique that would frequently troll her because she was so annoying and hated by most of the community. She thought their constant trolling was them being friendly so she would suck up to them. She always begged them for favors and would constantly tag them in her posts to brag about being part of their friend group. When she eventually realized they were trolling, she developed a hate boner towards them. She also used to upload cringey song covers on YouTube. Her old dA account is still up, but it was hacked by one of the people from the trolling clique after a month of her account being up so she hasn’t been on it since. She hopped around on multiple accounts on dA btw.
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I feel like most of the people who comment on her stuff are fucking with her. You can't say anything possibly misconstrued as negative towards her or she'll immediately block you. I forgot to add in my original post that after she begs someone to buy her something and they tell her "no" she'll block said person from all her accounts.
She had jumped into the fray over the weekend to defend herself which included saying she didn't think there was anything wrong with asking for help and couldn't understand asking for help didn't mean begging for luxury items. One person said she had messaged him saying tights she had ordered came ripped and if he would buy her more, instead of doing what normal people do and contacting the seller.
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Her name is anna_lua and I follow her on Instagram for the fucking ridiculous shoops she posts. She’s Spanish speaking but I’m not too sure where she’s from, but that doesn’t matter what matters is the alien level of shoops; Her face is always a different shape or size and her skin changes colour in every photo and they are so blurred and meitud it’s almost impossible to look at her stuff.
She also said in her stories once that the reason she looks edited is because “the way she stand in the light” which was hilarious
Ok a personal cow, buckle the fuck up, I hope no one has posted her, I tried to scroll through as best as I could.
>a huge fucking weeb, especially hard dick for dmmd
>has the worst rep in the weeb cosplay community and even beyond that (fucking hello)
>people have been hating her since gyaru secrets, she was a shitty gyaru
>nowdays cosplays aoba and koujaku
>made her ex gf take yaoi cosplay photos with said characters
>has been cruel to animals, last being a friend's cat
>is a total nutjob, if she follows you on twitter and you are dumb enough to follow her back, see her shitty tweets about her greatness, her dad's greatness or her shitty blurry selfies and you unfollow…she will bombard you with dms asking you WHY
>gets into twitter fights constantly
>has many mental issues, anger issues being one, has hit and slapped people at cons for yeeeears now
>has had threads on other sites similar to lc
>THE BEST PART, She stopped taking her meds, got fucking manic and constantly tweeted delusional shit
>my friends and i messaged her telling her to maybe slow down with the tweets as she was getting kinda psycho
>TOLD US SHE MAGICALLY IS BETTER NOW BECAUSE SHE CHANGED HER OUTLOOK ON LIFE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
>dumped gf, is now fucking some dude she met on the street
>claims she just now lost her v card despite being OWO GAY for 3 years with gf
>"DICK CURED MY TRAUMA"
She also looks greasy as hell, does the cringiest twitter lives (sorry idk if there's a name for it, not THAT into twitter for I have a life) speaking bad japanese. This is ooooooooooooold news but she also tried to makeout with a guy who passed out? And doxxed her own dad. A trainwreck if I ever fucking saw one.
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perennial favorite Succubus Sin/Marra Fae up to her classic sensationalism/making things up to be a victim and a 'succubus goddess' all at once… And immediately deleting the comments that call her out lol
can someone give me her name?
I'm honestly shocked that she poses and smiles so confidently with teeth like that
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okey so i have one we are "mutuals" on twitter i use to feel sympathy for this person but , not anymore:
trans man/ gay / filipino and now a non binari person
always crys over stupid shit/ revels alot of personal information
pick fights wint creepy fuosjis becase they have problematic ships
this character is thanks, and gay and also filipino
hates on cis white people also of corse chistians are so bad Dracula form canselvanial should kill all of them smt
"i can go to this combetion I'M SO DEPRESSS"
is horny over a anime characters and self insert into others always self insert in the blonds + white femine ones. but crys over been "missgender"
semi sjw , is obses wint kpop, and over that one gay kpop singer, never shut up over how hot thos teens are.
>goes to my university
>35, hasn't worked a day in her life
>majoring in politics/gender studies because of course
>hangs out in all the same social circles as me
>claims to have 8 different disabilities including autism and diabetes
>also claims to be black and constantly complains about "white privilege" because of one Aboriginal ancestor, despite being pasty as fuck, and claims to know everything about Aboriginal culture
>gets government allowance because of both disability and heritage, but wastes it all on gambling + random junk instead of paying rent
>had to beg one of my best friends to pay her rent once, still owes him
>will always change the topic to feminism, social justice, trans rights etc. no matter the subject
>accuses anyone who disagrees with her of being racist, sexist, homophobic
>adopts new identities all the time - started off as lesbian but realised that wasn't oppressed enough, so then became pansexual, but then decided to identify as trans or non binary or some shit
Just about all of her friends are gay, trans, asexual, minorities, have disabilities etc. so they won't stop going on about how nice she is and how she fights for their rights, but anyone who doesn't fall into one of those categories, she's horrible to, and uses her "oppressed" status as a way to scam people out of their money.
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so ive known about this girl for a while, i think the way she sends herself asks on tellonym is cringey (they always follow the same speech pattern + telling her she's an angel loli doll and is so unique and is a real life kawaii loli anime princess, etc) and draws art for Pixielocks and is apparently still in high school…but i don't know who is worse, her or her apparent skinwalker…
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the aesthetic both are going for isn't by any means unique or special in all but still….
weird, no one even noticed the post because it literally had no milk and nope i followed because of the crazy dumb shoops, then finally asked her about it and she lied, then I showed her all the mistakes she did, and blocked me instantly
thought i'd post her since she is my personal cow and i still follow her to laugh at all the ridiculous shoops, she's not milky per say, just the edits are horrible and I wanted to share, I will admit again it was a shit post tho kek
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picture on the left is from 2011, picture on the right is a cap from a video she posted 20 hrs ago
>from my hometown
>was quiet and seemed sort of sheltered in high school
>goes to florida for cooking school at age 18, full on thot mode engaged
>returns to her parent's house after partying for her entire first semester, never to return to formalized education.
>self proclaimed actress and model
>made her own IMDB page which includes a biography that she clearly wrote about herself in the 3rd person
>has no job
>bought a bunch of instagram followers (has 20k followers, maybe gets 15 likes per post)
>did a photoshoot where she intentionally reproduces the caitlyn jenner vanity fair article.
>posts cringeworthy videos of her singing over lana del rey songs
>has multiple photoshopped magazine covers of herself
>uses her special needs sister as a prop
>intermittently posts problematic bullshit. Told someone that she hopes his baby dies after he called her out.
I could go on forever. This girl is Abby Brown level of delusional and has become a meme for the people that I went to high school with. She's been pulling this bullshit for over 10 years at this point and genuinely thinks of herself as a real model/actress. It's sad because there was a point where she probably could've turned it around but she's gone too far. It's almost like looking at a crystal ball that shows shay's future.
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tumblr is https://curdled-milk.tumblr.com
instagram is devilsexperiment (extra milky)> known for being a failed sex worker > obsessed with nicole dollanganger and the whole sort of baby girl aesthetic> constantly talks about her mental illnesses and how sucky her life is> talks about being broke but has really rich parents who pays for everything> shows off self harm scars and talks about supposed psych ward admissions
there is heaps more but this is a start
I've seen that girl on IG and Reddit. She seems cute, but very dime a dozen and forgettable.>edits her kids
She has kids? Heaven help them.
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Mr M. an art teacher
The best words I'd use to describe Mr. M is manic depressive (not armchairing he just switches from happy to angry often with no obvious reason.) Within the span of ten minutes he can go from threatening to remove a student from class for sitting during the pledge, to trying to make casual conversation about her Fjällräven Kånken backpack. He gets mad when people have a quiet conversation while they work but also throws a fit when the class doesn't want to answer his questions.
He often makes odd violent remarks (My favorite was the time he wished he could round up all criminals and shoot them.) Despite this being alerted to the school, he still works here. He often makes weird remarks about student’s artwork, making up random, weird stories that have nothing to do with it.
His teaching method is his way or the highway. If you don’t share his opinion on something, you might as well get out of his class. If you want to be creative with how you work, he wouldn’t let you and mark you down or refuse classroom supplies until it’s to his liking. His assignments are often boring, dated, and tedious. He forces his students to enter in every art contest he can because he places his value on winning rather than improvement and growth. When you point out these glaring flaws to him, (if he doesn't get mad) he’ll only restate his point and view and completely ignore what you have to say, often he’ll paint your side (or most opinions really) as a false dichotomy with two opposite extremes.
He love old art work and older artist that he never give new art, art concepts, or artists a chance. His classroom, while it is large and quite a nice space for an art room, has its size significantly reduced due to his ‘hoard’ in the back of the class. He has paper and cloth strug everywhere in the classroom. While his hoard is full of his stuff mixed with box stacked on one another of art supplies that haven’t see a student’s hand in years (or ever.) When the fire department came into his classroom they told him that his room was a fire hazard. He got mad, and removed one Collage board with student work from 3+ years ago. In doing so we have found out that he cover a painting on the wall (possible from a student that was here from before he teached) It’s save to assume that he’s done this with other paintings in the room, but for now they are covered in his crap.
His classroom is the opposite of inviting. The walls are adorned with his posters from the 50’s, his artwork, and student work that he never refreshes. He plays the same 20 songs on repeat everyday, while the newest song he plays is Train’s “Hey Soul Sister.” Occasionally he’ll take student requests but if he doesn't know or like the song he will play it so quiet that not even in the death silent classroom can you hear it. His still lifes are incredibly boring and dull. They always suit his taste (western) and never puts the students feelings in mind. If he was a more likeable person, then his personal stories would be listened to and his questions and conversations answered but the fact of the matter is no one wants to be near him.
damn that's sad. That's exactly how you can make students hate art for years
I hope the head of your school will receive more complaints about him and remove him someday.
Yeah, He plans on retiring in 2019 or 2020.
His reign of terror will have lasted from 2006 to (hopefully) then. I've known tons and tons of people that drop the class just because they couldn't handle him.
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oh boy have i got one.
>fakeboi cosplayer from my area.
>tries to fit the “uwu such a pastel soft witchy boy” aesthetic much like all the others.
>tends to latch on to the average popular male character; e.g. almost every marvel guy, guys from voltron, etc.
>very in-your-face about how he’s “astaru pagan” and it’s “run in his family for generations”.
>disappeared from the internet for a while after word got out he stalked his ex to the point of them getting a restraining order.
i haven’t spotted him at cons in quite a while, but i’ve heard a lot of drama about him, such as:
>got fired from a local festival for lying about a relative being deathly ill just to skip work…to go to a con.
>got booted from local cosplay group after harassing some members.
>got banned from a local con after angrily screaming at people while judging the cosplay contest.
Sorry no links since he nuked all pretty much of his social media after the restraining order incident lmao.
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> failed attempt at cosplay
> chronically ill / spoonie
> only meets men online and has had countless ldrs
> involves herself in any and all pin community related drama
> has a reputation of being dramatic and a pain in the ass to work with
> claims to have been sexually abused/raped too many times to count, goes into detail via instagram stories
> melts down via social media daily
> pick me ass bitch who claims to be a feminist yet hates any woman more successful or better looking than her (most women)
> terrible art
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i don't know this girl IRL but when i was in high school, i was a frequenter of the now obsolete website ask.fm where she was supremely popular for being a 'feminist' and she was (is) a fucking mess haha
> self-diagnosed dissociative identity disorder and dramaticized 'alters' she'd constantly bring onto her ask.fm page for attention, and convenient 'dissociative amnesia' whenever somebody confronts her about her lolcow past> self-proclaimed 'genius' with a high IQ + would google statistics/factoids and copy+paste them into her ask.fm answers to give off the impression she's Sooper Smart to her teenage followers (essentially trying to be a dollar store, ~gothique~ dr. reid from criminal minds)> wouldn't give out her age, although she constantly implied she was way older than she actually was by disparaging and infantilizing teens on her ask.fm profile + lying about being in middle school when 9/11 happened and in high school when obama was elected president even though she's currently 23> put down other women constantly on her ask.fm page despite claiming to be a feminist, then deleted the answers quickly so she'd look innocent> got her followers to harass several minors who disagreed with her opinions and thought she was a hypocrite and caused them to be run off of ask.fm or ostracized; this was in 2015 when she was 19/20 years old> said she was 'mixed' once because she's half greek and half italian> abused her ex boyfriend of three years which is a fact that's been corroborated by several of his friends and family> abused her pets> is from alaska but ran off to idaho after her ex came forward publicly about her abuse of him> wore and still wears the fact that she's a "trauma survivor" proudly like a fucking accolade or something and brags about it 24/7; she also used to outright accuse people she personally disliked of lying about being abuse victims while rushing to believe her friends without a second thought because apparently she and her circle are the only ones who are allowed to have been abused xDDD lol!!> gothfag who constantly whines on her twitter about people becoming goth as a trend and acts like she's oppressed because she's one of the "OG goths" (she's literally only been goth for like four years lmao, prior to that she was a neo-scene kid)> edgy elitist metalhead who demeans other people's music taste> currently a TERF with a gore blog on tumblr that literally has the word "trauma" in the url, filled with bullshit that romanticizes trauma and abuse and tries to pretend her past didn't happen> ironically enough, she's one of the people currently calling >>>/snow/412346 out
>>703315>Abused her pets
Care to elaborate? Literally everything else you just posted sounds like fairly typical edgy teenage bullshit, other than the 2015 incident, which still was 3 entire years ago.
I know about 20 chicks like this and I barely know anyone, they're mildly annoying but definitely not milky enough to even be a "personal" lolcow.
she's a personal lolcow to me because i was one of the people she ran off, and she personally stalked and had other people stalk my social media for over two years after i left.
not to be rude to you at all, but i fail to see how it's 'typical edgy teenage bullshit' when, firstly, she was mostly turning, and having just turned, 20 when all of this transpired (and 21/22 when she and her goons stalked me) so, not a teenager, secondly, i would hardly categorize putting yourself on the same level as and even lying about being a poc just because you're an Ethnic White, lying about your age when you're surrounded by minors and manipulating said minors into blindly following your orders, romanticizing abuse & abusing other people/animals then turning around and accusing kids of lying about being abused, attacking women for having different preferences than you despite claiming to be a feminist, and associating yourself with people who label all trans people as sexual predators and want them killed 'edgy teen bullshit'. the bragging about being a "genius"/"OG goth"/denigrating other people's taste in music i can see as that, but as for everything else i just mentioned - which, if anything, is more milky than some of the people that have been posted in this thread - no, i'm sorry, that's just too batshit to be labeled as simply going through an edgy phase. teen bullshit is identifying yourself as a pangender demiace bluesexual to fit in, not this. she turns 24 in may and she's still like this, although not to the level of exorbitance she used to be.
also, i brought up her abusing people but you pointed out only the pets, which i don't get. but to answer your question, she threw her cats down the stairs, locked them in laundry rooms for extensive periods of time and starved them. aforementioned abused ex of hers and his friends verified this.
i guess 20 is "super young" to you, then. i put her in this thread not because of what she did to me (i highlighted that fact because you inquired as to why i considered her a personal lolcow) but because all of the bullshit she did besides that is hilarious and to me is cow-worthy even if i didn't have any firsthand experiences with her.
aside from his friends' testimonies, she deactivated her ask.fm and ran to idaho when the abuse allegations surfaced that included the abuse of her pets instead of defending herself against them, not to mention /he/ broke up with /her/, so i have no reason for the most part to believe they're untrue. while i was annoyed, at the time, over the fact that i was targeted, it was still pretty hilarious to watch since i don't know any of these people irl.
How did you manage to get that from what they wrote? >>703410
It's always funny to watch the terfs around here get triggered
when people express distaste for their bullshit
No kidding. >>703315
is better suited as a call out post on tumblr, lolcow is a place for people currently producing milk. Having been mildly milky in the past and currently not liking goth kids/being gender critical does not constitute cow material.
it's honestly not a vendetta, imo. someone asked me how/why she was considered a personal lolcow, and i answered - my answer sounded fairly vendettaish, i'll admit, but at my core, it wasn't at all. i was perusing through the forum, found this thread and decided to input this girl on a whim because she's the only candidate i could think of who seemed cow-worthy. i could care less about her at the end of the day, looking back, i just find the whole experience hilarious and i just wanted to stroll through memory lane a bit. while i can see how that backfired on me, it's really not that serious (besides the fact that she's a 'trauma advocate' on tumblr/twitter despite being an abuser) and i was just looking for laughs. i do disagree that it's a post more suitable for tumblr or that she's in her edgy phase, however. regardless, i hope you have a nice day.
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This girl is something else.
>Sleeps around a lot.
>Has a daughter at 17. (not a big deal but gets worse)
>Airs everything on facebook.
>Tried to become a MUA when it was popular.
>Holds parties with strangers at her house, resulting in things getting stolen.
>Has now become an escort on facebook.
>Only sleeps with 'hot' guys.
>Promotes her escorting service to thirsty guys while not caring for her daughter.
>Loses her daughter, idk where she's staying.
There's more to come with this girl I'm sure. Her life is such a trainwreck.
My ex-gf is pretty damn cowish. Sit back and buckle up, because this is gonna be a ride.
>Know each other since high school, wind up completely by chance going to same college.
>She's relatively normal then, actually really nice and fun to be around, literally saved my life twice when I was going through suicidal periods.
>Studies overseas junior year, we Skype everyday sometimes twice a day, start flirting over Skype. By this point I have a huge crush on her.
>She comes back next year, we're roommates, flirting intensifies. Make all these plans to do couple cosplays, etc.
This is when things started getting awkward.
>She'd have these screaming matches on the phone with her parents.
>Like, our dorm almost had campus security called on us a couple times because people thought someone was being attacked.
>…It was over stuff like her parents telling her to try a little harder in her classes (instead of looking at yaoi all day on the internet).
>She was super sweet to me 90% of the time but sometimes…
>"You look like a whore! If you get raped, you were asking for it." (I was wearing a baggy flannel shirt, shorts, and knee socks to go to the dining hall for lunch.)
>"That's too much food." (She knew I was trying to recover from an eating disorder. I'd been 70 pounds the previous year. I'm 5'4".)
>Flipped out on some other friends and I for singing Bohemian Rhapsody a capella at a party I was throwing and screamed at us to shut up.
I chalked this up to stress because we were seniors and that shit is, well, stressful.
>We graduate, she moves back home and I move out because I'm starting grad school.
>Actually end up moving to an apartment near her, totally by accident. Now I'm thinking this is fated, we keep being ~brought together~ and all that.
>Start hanging out a lot, she eventually ends up staying over every weekend.
>Really, really, really fun for the first few months and then things start getting weird.
>"Hey Anon, you know that when I was a kid I used to have these violent episodes where I'd have no recollection of what I had done? I apparently threw a chair at some kid once! :) :) :) "
>More screaming matches with her parents, who would (politely) ask her to get a job so she could contribute to rent/bills/groceries.
>She got really into gay pedophilia around this point and would defend it with "It's historical!!! Men did it in Roman times so it's okay!!!"
>At some point I was on Skype talking to my mom- I need to use Skype because I'm hearing-impaired and read lips to help understand what people are saying- and the topic of the gender pay gap came up. My mom and I were discussing how fucked up it is that men are paid more for the same jobs.
>Ex is over at the time, cooking herself some dinner. My mom got a wonderful view of her apparently stomping up behind me, scowling furiously, screaming about how she was "SO SICK OF YOUR (my mom's and my, I guess?) MAN-HATING!!!"…while brandishing a knife.
>Try to explain to ex the next day that this was not cool.
>Ex starts crying and saying I'm making her feel bad. I apologize because I am a doormat. She never apologizes for making my mom think I was about to get killed on webcam.
>More stuff like this over the next few months- she does something not too great, I (gently) tell her so, she starts crying, I apologize.
>If I try to hang out with other friends, she says I'm making her depressed. End up not seeing my other friends for, in some cases, years.
>A couple months after the knife incident, I'm in bed with a migraine and she just randomly French-kisses me, says she's been attracted to me for months, and asks if I want to date her.
>I'd never even kissed anyone in my life so I was all "Sure!!! :D"…but very quietly because, like, migraine.
>Things are actually really fun for a few weeks until she starts saying stuff like "I want to marry a Japanese man one day" and "the only way I would have a child is if it was with a Japanese man."
>Hi, hello, you are literally telling this to your goddamn girlfriend…
>About six months later, I'm eating tangerines and she just snaps on me all of a sudden: tells me everything I do is annoying, that she hates how quietly I eat (WTF) because I'm ~totally~ just doing it to make her feel bad about herself and her own gross lack of manners, I have panic attacks at inappropriate times…
>Go to throw out the rest of my tangerine so I don't bother her anymore.
>Get treated to another round of screaming about "don't you DARE skip a meal, what's wrong with you?!"
>I start crying, she starts crying and saying it's not her fault for yelling, that she's annoyed because one of her siblings plays video games too loud when she's at home (WTF). I apologize for…I'm not sure what.
>She goes home the next morning and ghosts me for a month and a half.
>I get super depressed because I've become dependent upon her being around by this point, haven't talked to my other friends in ages, half my family's in another state…
So I guess that counted as her dumping me. I worked on my mental health, started hanging out with my other friends again, and became much happier. I didn't realize until then how constantly terrified I had been of doing some random thing that she would decide had pissed her off that day.
We still hang out occasionally, but I'm trying to pull away from her. It's weird, but ever since she went off on me for all the shit she hated about me, I started noticing more and more not-so-nice stuff about her:
>Her hygiene. Or lack thereof. Last time we hung out she smelled like she had not bathed in months, and her hair was so greasy it legit looked wet.
>She told me recently she hadn't brushed her teeth in a year. Why…why would you tell me this, lady…
>Still into that pedoshit. \vomits
>Only recently started working somewhat regularly. Parents still take care of her groceries, most of her rent and bills, all that. She has her "own" place now, too.
>Constantly bragging to me about being rude to her 90-year-old grandmother.
>Literally does not let anyone else speak a full sentence. And woe befall anyone who wants to talk about something that's not one of her interests. You will be met with an "I don't actually care about that, so stop telling me about it."
>Bad fanfics. So much purple prose. So very, very purple. Thesauruses died for this shit. And sometimes they're not even the correct words.
>Recently went into debt playing mobile games (she somehow spent thousands on in-game purchases in the course of a month) and had to ask her parents to pay.
>Despite this, still screams at and is rude to her parents when they ask her invasive [\sarcasm] questions like "How was your day?"
So there's my lolcow. The sad thing is, I don't know if the nice girl I fell in love with to Lady Gaga songs and Vocaloid music during college was ever a real person, or just some personality she was putting on. I don't know what would be more depressing: if this lovely friend I had disappeared and was replaced by a resentful, lazy person or if I had just fallen in love with an illusion that I was too dumb to see beyond. Part of me wants her to go back to how she was in college so I can enjoy hanging out with her again, part of me knows I won't ever trust her like I did back then.
Sorry this is long, it's just been building up in me for a while.
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whoa uh same personal lolcow. expect i have watched her tumblr shenanigans from afar.
sadly she's not changed at all for those anons who knew her irl. the info you guys provided makes it very more hilarious. sadly she just spergs about how cats shouldnt live outside (funny as to what >>703397
said) sometimes and the lolcow she has "called out", seems to send herself anons, posts self harm images + gore and people shooting up, is always on tumblr and attention seeking but deletes most posts like crazy.
i assure you OP its still hilarious even if its tumblry as fuck.
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Back to update on favorite self-inflated, horse-teeth 'I am a goddess' drama-creating Sin Fae.
The biggest update as of late being her outing herself as being grossly transphobic, continuing to block/delete anyone that calls her out on her bullshit and bigotry, while also resorting to even more gross commentary, chanting over and over she's 'over it' but keeps coming back to it.
In light of being called out for being a transphobic loser, also continues to fall further down the rabbit hole of redpills by shilling the idea of there being no oppression against trans people and using people 'calling her out' as an excuse to spout more hate.
She claims that the 'controversy' has upped her PornHub viewership, but… It remains ugly, unprofessional and overall more gross than a turn-on at any point.
She sucks dick like wet sock but continues shilling herself as a great actress on the rise…Which… facts state she's really not.
While she's on the tirade of trans people not facing any real oppression continues to whine about how hard it is to be a black woman doing porn with a white guy while ignoring the idea that she's just not as appealing as she thinks she is.
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The service dog community has many lolcows. this particular poster is always posting r/that happened material
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There's this ex-friend of mine who's a true lolcow. I keep lurking her regularly because she's so fun to mock.
>scene girl turned weeb turned emo fakeboi
>lesbian, she became now a troon so straight girls can't reject her, because if they do they're transphobic
>complains about her parents costantly, milks them for money: thanks to them she moved cross-country to study in one of the most expensive private design schools in the country
>parents pay for both her apartment and her school fees yet keeps saying how poor she is to attract sympathy
>thinks her art is so good she doesn't have anything more to learn in said school and plans to drop out and become a tattoo artist
>her art is the most inconsistent style ever, copies whatever artist/anime/cartoon she likes at the moment
>her group is full of yes-men with not enough backbone to call hre out, if they do, she will block them in every single social media and make the rest of the clique ignore this person
>her sister attempted suicide, manipulates this fact so people will pay more attention to her: will claim she's dead or that's she's in a coma depending on how she feels like
>claims she has deppression and anxiety yet will ignore any friends with deliberate health problems and kick them out of her clique
>dated two extremely similar butch girls in a row, claims she broke up with them because they were "asshole manipulators" and made callouts for them on her social media
>only dates girls who just came of age while she's a full blown adult
>e-begs for money to pay rent yet keeps buying expensive gamer boy shit and games
>her Twitter accounts have been frozen several times for death threating people who didn't agree with her, claims it's a TERF conspiracy
>shoops her face to oblivion, wears contacts so people will compliment her eyes and hides her biggass nose behind her phone
>will open commissions, won't do any because "she's too busy/tired", yet still keeps the money and has time to make shitty portraits of her gf
Pic related is a example of her art. Sorry if this is too long but she just reminds me of too many lolcows I've read on here
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i have an ex-"""friend""" in the fb community who is super milky. here we go.
> shoops her pics real bad. denys shooping.
> harasses guys
> trys to get guys to cheat with her
> super manipulative
> sends unsolicited nudes to guys in relationships, then claims they cheated
> leaks other peoples nudes
> claims to be attracted to her siblings
> super obsessive
> pathological liar
> just all round psycho dumb bitch
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Her old account Luna Dea had 10,000+ followers but was recently deleted for nudity. She currently goes by Elara but her real name is Nicole. Mainly she's just a hypocrite with a lot of posts that contradict each other (think "ew this person let themselves go" "body shaming is gross im deleting u"). Very publicly SJW-y but only for the brownie points. Obsessed with portraying herself as some long time goth kween when she only started dressing goth recently (about the past year). The milk comes in with her findom antics that she tries to bury. If confronted about it she tries to deny it, but then she tags posts with findom and paypig etc. and reccomends it to her followers as a quick cash grab.
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Yeah, she has some questionable outfits and generally wears anything that will show off her tits for likes
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This is my personal lolcow. She's dating a member of my family and Christ, there's just so much about her to say that I barely know where to begin. This will probably be long, sorry.
She claims to be physically disabled, non binary, autistic, an ex sex worker, queer and eating disordered. None of this is true unless you count being a greedy fatty as having an eating disorder. Shes recently started claiming to be Jewish, which interestingly coincides with anti-Semitism being a more widely discussed issue in the UK. She pretends to be an ACAB anarchist but fails to mention that her dad, who most of her money comes from, is a police officer.
A year or so back she found a wheelchair in a charity shop and started using it as a prop. Shortly after she decided that wasn't quite enough and so begged for money for a second-hand power chair. There was a great incident where she took her chair out without fully charging it and it failed to haul her bulk home. She cried about it on her Instagram stories and started begging for money for ANOTHER chair but quickly dropped it when people called her out.
Another thing with her power chair is that my relative, her poor weedy ACTUALLY autistic boyfriend has to drag the chair up and down the three flights of stairs to their flat whenever she wants to take it out for a photo op.
She pretends to be poor but can't resist boasting about her ~super ethical indie businesses~ purchases for brownie points. In fact, she often contradicts herself whilst trying to win the oppression Olympics. She bought a whole load of Huel the other day so she can pretend to be so disabled that she can't prepare food for herself and needs liquid meals. However, she forgot that with a quick Google anyone can see how expensive that stuff is.
Her current favourite activity is yelling at people on social media and then demanding that they pay her for 'educating' them. She also set up a Patreon and tries to con people into paying for this 'work'.
She live-blogged our family Christmas party complaining about how middle class we are because we did things like wear clothes that were suitable for a festive occasion (whereas she likes to brag about how she's too disabled to wash her hair and clothes) and talk about family members various jobs, uni courses etc. We tried to talk to her about her 'job' (she sells terrible art on Etsy) but she was too busy bitching about us online to engage in conversation.
K that will do for now. Feels good to get it off my chest.
The Instagram is a gold mine! Fat and proud is the strongest theme but she ticks nearly every box. Mental health, autism, sex positivity, body positivity, look at my wheelchair.. she does it all lol
My favorites are a pic where she went to the bother of wearing false eyelashes on but she has this cave man mono-brow and then one of her naked fat positivity pics shows off her full body acne
She even has a post of her 'eating disorder days' where she lived off 500 calories a day…and she's bigger than I am as a normal 30 year old…she's so full of shit.
Your relative can do better, he looks way out of her league. I'm guessing his autism diagnosis is why he feels the need to settle for this?
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Thanks for sharing anon, I got such a kick out of her instagram. Sorry you have to deal with that irl, your relative seems like a nice dude. Wishing him the best of luck and I hope he removes that creature from his life soon.
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>i am one giant roll
This is kinda funny tbh. This girl is from my home town. I'm a few years older than her, but we may have gone to the same highschool. I think the regular people she hangs out with are probably having a bit of fun at her expense… https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvZJKj2IonvVUUck1R2XDRg
She has a youtube channel and honestly I found this while I was at work and had a completely unproductive day listening to this painted ham and her disgusting stories. If you want to watch something really gross check out the videos where she's eating.
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So this chick calls her lilkatattack but her names Lynnete. She's a 39 year old "stripper" but hasn't been able to get hired at any of the clubs causes she that bad. Hasn't worked in months, is now ebagging for a job. Use. To brag about how much m0nEy she would make from stripping. Claims to have BPD and BD. Cheated on her faithful loyal boyfriend with her drug dealer. Moved into his drug house and almost OD'd in January. She crys on her IG and snap a lot. Pretends she's "m0dEl". She can't get job at the biggest strip clubs in Alberta cause they all say she's to "fat" plus she costs them money
Oh my god, yes, same. There should be a thread on that community tbh.
I follow one on Facebook for the laughs, added him years ago before he went Nazi because we had a few mutual friends and a few mutual interests. But yeah, he changed his user name (not his real name, thank god) to something ~Nordic sounding~, became a skinhead, was posting the most cringeworthy of alt-right memes for a long time and then backpedalling with "lololol I was only joking lolol I troll u" when called out…
Apparently he's even gotten fired from one or more jobs because his manager saw racist posts he'd made.
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I agree but some club managers are dicks like that! Spoiler cause of boobs that are already censored
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I'm hoping she wasn't cow tipped.
Also she thinks skinny people should have to pay for her unsolicited wisdom.
a bit too quick. >>782582
smells like selfpost
ooh awkward, If the person that posted it here is real, do you think she knows exactly which relative you are?
Just checked out her insta again and spotted the pic of her pretending to drag her limp body up the stairs cos she's so weak and disabled. Says something like 'this is everyday reality for me' lol
And what about this girl makes her non-binary exactly?
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I've debated posting this for a while but they just keep getting worse so here goes.
>constantly guilt tripping their friends for money for sex toys/food/meds/travel whatever
>white saviour complex
>only reblogs black women
>tells white people they're scum and need to pay black people reparations despite being whiter than white
>Absolutely hates white men with a passion
>only reposts art or content from minority groups but never asians as they're also scum
>walking BPD stereotype
>guilt trips constantly
>white person using YT people as insult
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she used to be so normal like 5 years ago, bit chubby but perfectly average, wtf happened?
She claims she knows who the original poster is, but I doubt that.
She has different drama every day.
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Here she is two years ago, she's really been piling the weight on
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She claims she was a weight lifting anorexic back then
20 is way too young to accept being morbidly obese as if that's 'recovery'
Would be nice if she stopped talking on behalf of trans people on her account
Just read one of her captions giving out out to privilaged people! Girl are including yourself in there cos you're white and not actually transitioning? lol
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Pretty sure she's self posting at this point, she's been aware of this place for a while. Muh pronouns, muh attenshuns, muh munchiness, and now muh persecution.
She claims she's healthier now than then lmao.
I wish she'd shut the fuck up about trans people like she is trans people. I'm also sick of her calling her fiance queer when she only came out as non binary when they'd got together. Pretty sure that dude doesn't consider himself part of a queer couple or even considers her as non binary.
Lmao, not OP but this girl is lurking hard.
Was just catching up on this thread and lurking her IG for lols, and suddenly it switched to private.
How funny would it be if this cow found herself here because she’s a farmer herself
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From her backup Insta account, if she got a thread on here I would vote for this as the image that captures the trainwreck.. that is FatVegCisGirl
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Getting sassy in the comment section
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Yeah she was definitely one for some amount of time.
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I wonder if she just has the thread open. Her IG is a goldmine.
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I looked her up. God why did I do that to myself. Horrifying, I would not recommend.
Her ass is covered..in..spots in so many of these clips
Am I being spot-phobic?
Also she's using jelly and rubber toys anally so seeing as she reads these: jelly and rubber are porous materials and even with washing they absorb and spread bacteria. A sex worker should know that already lol
Been lurking too! Came across this thread when she posted it! Couldn't write it. pure genius. She is absolutely horrendous, came across her via another SJW obese begging online victim
, but this lolcow is almost like a caricature as she seems to have absolutely zero shame. She has definitely decided to be disabled, there are videos of her dancing around less than a year ago. crazy to hear OPs inside scoop, feel so bad for his family member. Cant.Look.Away.
I second the thread request.
This girl seems way too desperate for attention to be locked down for long. Having two Instagram accounts, Facebook, YouTube and pornhub means she needs some sort of recognition.
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If you’re ever in doubt that she deserves critique - check out how she speaks to Jamelia when she forgets to use a “they” pronoun. Nasty piece of work who truly gets off on aggression and attention.
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Forgot to add the image. Sage for samefagging
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She spoke about being accused of sexual assault on her story not long ago.
The person who was sexually assaulted took the incident a lot more seriously than Phoebe is making out. Phoebe is acting like the word ‘assault’ just kinds appeared outta nowhere, when it came directly from the victims
mouth. I’m sure Phoebe would be the first to hop on a hate train if they knew someone accused of the same thing who excused themselves in a similar way.
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Phoebe wants everyone to stay in their lane but has self-invented characteristics to make her opinion "relevant." She's so narcissistic that she wears the words "trans" and "disabled" like accessories and uses them to silence other people.
You're just another middle class, fat white girl in suburbia.
Yep, she's attached herself to as many minorities as she can so she can make them her whole identity
She posts about 'beautiful black bodies' often enough though, give it a rest white girl
She's selling 'black babe' prints and stickers in her etsy store. To use her own favourite insult; that girl is a cunt if she's profiting off that shit.
And you know she'd be calling it creepy and fetishizing if a man made 'black babe' prints
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other instagram is morganpeachii and her twitter is morganpeachi (one i)
-Used to have like 30k followers but kept getting deleted
-Has anorexia and says eating a single meal is too much and that she intentionally suppresses her appetite
-into ddlg and posts pics with binkies
-started selling a premium snapchat and posting nudes as soon as she hit 18 but posted lewds beforehand
-Had someone use her pics to catfish and she accused an ex friend of doing so and stalking her with no reasoning
-thinks everyone is obsessed with her and the people who dont like her and stopped being her friend are "just jealous"
-lurks on all her ex-friends profiles
-started dating her bf/"daddy" when she was 16 and he was in his 20s
-accused her ex-friend of copying her for gettings bangs and then a side-shave around the same time she did even though both styles are very popular (here at least)
-talks shit about the same people she befriends.
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oh and she posted this then complained about her roommate asking that morgan makes videos when they're not home.
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does anyone know who this person is? she's plugging her "recovery" blog on every social media platform and polluting the subreddits i follow with her bullshit. she even made a subreddit about herself. the cow-like behavior has me suspicious she's a cow come out of hiding trying to rebrand and and cash in.
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30 yr old mom that wants to be an insta model. Quit her job to "model" then went back to waitressing. Shes lost custody of her kid because shes more concerned about whatever guy shes with and going out every night. She house hops and homie hops. Her moms a wacko too. She seems to adapt whatever style the guy shes dating is into. Last bf was a SC rapper now she thinks she can sing and tries to dress like Billie Eilish. I enjoy her unedited/ unfiltered pics. She whines alot about h8rss and tries to act like she can fight but never has. She tried to stab her baby daddy . Cheats. She has a really big ego thats pretty cringe. Put out fake rape allegations against a respected local photographer because they hooked up and he was her bfs friend and wanted to cover it up. Her latest thing is shes moving back to ATL because her latest bf is done with her crap.
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wow I am spedful here's an image
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So this is my first time actually posting milk here so apologies if I mess up the order or anything. Anyways, I’ve been in a private tik tok cringe group for a few months now and this girl is a mod. She wasn’t one when I joined and I’m pretty sure we joined at the same time but somehow she became one within like, weeks.
she constantly needs validation and attention from people in the group and posts videos all day. She literally has no life. But if you try to give her advice or react negatively to her “I have mental illness feel bad for me” comments, she’ll call you a retard or use her mod abilities to mute you for a day. She’s a crazy cunt. Will sage posts following this one because it’s a lot of screenshots.
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She used the same “ok retard” meme on the person who sent the salad gif. She’s a piece of work.
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She also uses her own face as reaction memes. What a narc. That’s all the milk I have for now.
Sage for the no contribution but lol hate to break it to you anon
People use their faces as reactions irl all the time. It’s called facial expressions
This retarded pedo weeb streamer from Sweden has a TON of milk but basically no one knows about him
>made a video about his bullies spreading rumours about him (most of which actually were true) when he was like 14 which went kind of viral in sweden>the true stuff include him being sexually abused, pissed on, forced to drink piss, flashing his dick on cam>some other video of him as a teenager fighting with his dad about allegedly stealing money got a bunch of views>is a bit retarded, got special education in high school>became a streamer some time after finishing high school>got kicked out of his apartment for being too loud>lived in a group home for retards, still doing streams>is a lolicon/pedophile, tries to groom young girls, had some underage internet girlfriend from america whom he threatened to leak nudes of>gets catfished and trolled constantly because he's so dumb and mentally challenged>actually makes a video confessing to being a pedophile and getting convicted for possessing child porn>sadly the video is deleted and so is every copy of it uploaded by his trolls>constantly deletes his channels and videos and starts over under a new username>in his most recent video it appears he has a new girlfriend and he also says he has been advised by his lawyer to not talk about something>he also wears a ring in the video and posts to facebook that he is now engaged
Ugh there's so much, I wish we could have a thread on him but most of the milk is deleted now and much of his content is in Swedish.https://www.twitch.tv/lebeko/https://www.youtube.com/user/ShanaMaidHD
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my personal lolcow
> 20 years old
> bffs with a minor when they were 14 and she was 17
> encouraged 14 y/o to start smoking, they’ve been chain smoking for 3 years
> constantly whining about abusive parents, horrific upbringing, no support from them
> despite being on their insurance; them giving her two different cars and her crashing both; living rent free at their house
> cries disordered eating and not being able to afford food
> has steadily gained weight the last 2 years
> has BPD diagnosis; self dxed w histrionic disorder
> uses BPD to get away with bullying/manipulating/suicide baiting anyone she stops liking or disagree with her
> uses her public account to talk shit about whoever she wants and posts very personal issues
> posted child porn all over tumblr, when confronted cried it was “coping porn”
> posted video of herself licking a public toilet when she was still in high school
> first job was at dominos, quit after 3 days because it was “too hard and people are mean”
> claims to be queer, has never dated a girl and is very obviously cis
> cheated on her boyfriend, jamie, at 16
> cried rape, even close friends didn’t believe her
> still with boyfriend, despite cheating on him at least 7 times in the last year of their 5 year relationship
> lied and told people he knew about her sleeping with other people, “they’re in an open relationship”
> since all of her bullying, has posted nonstop about being suicidal and how alone she is because she burned every bridge she could in town
> also cries about how she’s a good person, but all the evidence has proven otherwise
> whines that the only people that get good opportunities only get them because their parents are rich and influential in buttfuck nowhere
> yells about racism/ableism, casually said the n word and r*tard for years but has never commented on it
can’t think of anything else rn
Are any of her accounts public?
The worm in her mouth and the fact that she licked a public toilet are disturbing…
anon the only cow here is you. the only things here that shes done that actually affect you are>playing video games without headphones
and>did cocaine off the kitchen table once
her taste in media and fashion doesn't affect you at all, why are you so bothered?
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omg what a fun thread
>uwu blue baby prince space boi that i go to college with
> literally like 24 and posting about being widdle and smol on facebook
>claims to be pan and ran a "lgbtqia+ club" at school that they just tried to use as a dating pool so people would praise her.
> seems to exclusively date cis dudes despite this
> claims to face racism levels of hate for having dyed hair and being goth and a witch.
> comes from a super affluent family that buys her anything she wants and still tries to claim financial hardship
> on her 18 job
> fake " drunk texts" minors from aforementioned LGBTSDFSE+ and plays it off as jokes when they are freaked out
>tattoos exclusively gets her own art as tattoos because " its unique"
> draws her self skinny as suck despite being a whale
>claims to have modeled professionally LOL
> i have a lot more but only if ya'll are interested we used to have class together so i had to deal with her shit a lot.
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here's her "art" to save you the search
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found this chick begging for attention in some stream and in comment sections and boy she's a treat
>lives in florida
>comments on asmr videos about how she's ugly and will never get a partner
>made her own YT to post videos (under Jenny Heinrich)
>videos are the same thing over and over: about me, "inspirational" talks, singing videos where the cd is too loud and washes out her vocals
>cries and leaves YT every five minutes only to come back and say she'll improve
>mass deleted her videos (i save most of them so i have some entertainment)
>just stuck up for somebody that came out as a catfish to their following
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first video I click on is a fucking boring 7+ min video of her rambling apologetically about making boring content. I'm completely in love, 250 more vids of this thanks anon.
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I don’t know how relevant this is to the Personal Lolcow thread, but since there are a lot of e-famous international cosplay whores here, I thought I would give it a try. This girl is Lolly Vômito (Lolly Puke) and she got e-famous for her spicy opinions and dressing like a demented weeaboo goblin. Her real name is Heloisa Canabarro. She got mentioned on the Brasil thread on /ot/ but people over there are too lazy to milk her, and since the self hating trad thot wave just hit the jungle, a lot of people over there were shilling her and derailing the discussion. The only thing we agreed on is that you guys would milk her way better than we ever could. Sigh.
Made a 4 minute vídeo on how her family wouldn’t bother to buy toilet paper, so she cleaned her ass on towels and watch [sic] as they formed “shiny brown truffles” on it. Sometimes it wouldn’t even be her own towel. Also claimed to wipe her ass on other people’s clothes without them knowing.
After her mother found her Youtube channel she made a video crying, because she yelled at her about going to college with rabbit ears and make up and a kiddie bag. Called her a lunatic, said she dressed like a clown. She kept posting after that. (Pic related 1)
Dated a r9k robot, MLP fan for a while and made a tattoo for him on her hand only to get it covered with a cross after they broke up and made up several times.
Did cocaine for a while “only to act like models such as Kate Moss”
Would live alone by herself with her father’s allowance money (she was 19 at the time) and never learned how to cook. Her house looked like pic related 2, 3 and 4.
Was into age play for a while and would wear diapers and suck on binkies.
Admitted to being a nazi when she was younger, but later said she only was into that because she liked seing piles of dead bodies.
Made a video crying and yelling because a guy catcalled her on the street and she yelled “sexist” back at him. She was yelling in the middle of the street about how her mother treats her badly and about how much she hates men. Made another video that went viral because she yelled “SEXIST” at a guy who said good evening to her. Later she deleted the video and said she’s not a feminist anymore because all feminists are ugly hairy whores.
Used a law for trannies to have her legally recognized on all brazilian territory as Lolly Puke. She now has an ID with that name, although she did not change her name legally. For example, all college personnel she goes to have to call her Lolly Puke.
Killed a rat and cut all its members with her best friend, Laurel, who later posted a video on Instagram/Twitter playing with its bloody decepated feet. Says she feels sorry about it now and has two rats. We haven’t had any news on them for 6 months or so.
Started selling nudes and dirty underwear for 170 to 500 hundred dollars, while having free nudes all over the internet.
Started a donation website campaign for random people to donate for her first Chanel bag purchase.
Got to a therapist with her parents money and refused to cooperate with him because “all therapists are paid to fit people into stereotypes”, so she lied to them all the time, and when they later mentioned things she talked about she would laugh at their faces for even believing her.
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Fuck, forgot to add the > arrows. My mistake, anons.
Also, I forgot to add she tattoos herself at home with expired ink on the bathroom floor, and she actually has "poop' tattooed on her thigh.
She gathered a fanbase when she was woke and a feminist, but it’s all mostly normcore people who only watches her occasionally so they don’t know about all her milk. The latest milk is that her fanbase is made of SJWs, and her latest video pissed most of them off causing people to cancel her and call her stupid and all that.
In the video she says she believes poor people are only poor because they are lazy and don’t want to make any effort, she says that she thinks most leftists are spoiled and ugly, she defends that schools have obligatory religion classes because she thinks catholicism is very chic and should be imposed by the government.
She also said all the family values were ruined because now men don’t want to work and provide for the family, they don’t want to get married anymore, and the best part: family values are ruined because “women don’t want to be mothers and are choosing to be lesbians instead”.
So all her fanbase is giving her hell for being a tradthot and acting unwoke.
I wish she gets a more serious thread here. I'm br but don't use any social media, so I can't really keep up with her antics. She's legit crazy imo. Completely shameless, refers to herself as the goddess of anal, does stick and poke on herself with pen ink (and has a video tutorial about it)
I legit think she's autistic or at least low IQ.
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can you elaborate on her "mental illness"? she looks like every other ugly weird art fatty judging by her instagram alone.
I think you’re mixing up posts. This >>788995
girl isn’t the same cow that this anon >>788029
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BPD tumblr girl who sells nudes while looking like a crackhead clown hooker. Calls herself a lesbian because she used to date a tranny cuck.https://manicpixienursejoy.tumblr.com/
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This girl i follow
>posts the same posts over and over
>ill fitting clothes
>goes on weird rants on her stories
>terrible fashion sense
>posts like 30 photos at once
i'm kinda new but i do have a personal lolcow/horrorcow, unfortunately she doesn't have enough social media presence but the irl milk is plentiful
36 years old unemployed womanchild
Hates and shittalks her parents for caring for her and providing her with a house all her own and money whenever she needs
Claims to be a bassist even though her last gig was over 10 years back
Only hangs out with people on their 20s
Instantly falls in love with whoever male she meets
Is a pure psychotic bitch but blaims her ~cocaine addiction~ for all of her actions
Was maid of honor on her best friend's wedding but missed it entirely to do coke with a nobody she just met
Proceed to have a sexual relationship with her dealer for free weed
When her parents found out she told them he was my friend, even though i didn't even knew him personally
She would throw all the time hand written notes at my best friend's balcony which read "die bitch" and "go back to your village, whore"
Stole all the cash and xanax from her parents' drugstore and then blamed publicly my best friend for the theft
Once crashed her car on my car as revenge because she thought i was fucking her crush
She wanted to hook up with one of my friends, at the time he was 20 and she was 33
Went to his home but instead for sexy time, she peed on his bed and left immediatly without her pants
The next morning she throws a massive fit to him for not washing her pants
Wanted me to go with her at a lawyer to make her will and to put my signature as her witness
Said will was how she wanted after death her intestine to be removed and be used as strings on a bass
Last i heard from her was how she proudly spat on every person she met on the street
Only milk I really have is that she's back selling nudes and trying to sue a hospital because a nurse was "mean" to her. After she broke up with the trans gf she bitched on tumblr constantly about how "abusive
" his parents were because they wanted her to get a real job. She also called him abusive
because he wouldn't fuck her enough or something. HRT causes problems with sexual function and as a woke lesbian she should know this but alas.
OH one other thing last time I checked in on her she was begging for someone to give her $700 to fuck her so she could pay a medical bill. Insane.
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She's never said anything about getting work but she definitely overlines and smears her lipstick on beyond her natural lip line and purses them for pictures. I dont know shit about makeup but she's too much a gutterhoe for injections
hoo boy this is a hard one but i'll try and summarise as best i can.
my friends and i are kind of trashy but nobody has anything on this dude.
>27-year-old intermittent juggalo from UK (we're all 19 - 21 at that point)
>came to a picnic / smoke sesh / barbecue hosted by a friend of mine down by a river in our previous hometown; our friend hadn't seen him in ages and thought he was generally pretty sound
>was going by Neko, 5'4", emo fringe, super weird but we're all friendly and accommodating so we rolled with it despite accidentally calling him the normal human name by which he was introduced to us on occasion (this upsets him a LOT)
>chugged an entire 3-litre bottle of frosty jacks (strong white cider) on an obviously joke dare, passed out almost immediately
>we had to convey him a mile and a half back uphill completely paralytic (found an abandoned shopping trolley and put him and all our stuff in it), cutting short our picnic, and lay him down to keep an eye on him as he was basically fine but very smashed
>eventually he woke up and seemed pretty compos mentis as we were all going to bed after a chilled evening watching movies
>one of us woke up stripped entirely naked but otherwise fine at 3 AM, no signs of being assaulted but sketchy as fuck; he had gone
a couple of weeks later
>we find out he's in a coma after going to a free party up in northamptonshire and getting fucked up on methylone and random stimulants
no more news for ages
>readds us all on fb out of the blue
>has reinvented himself as a full-time juggalo, couchsurfing and bragging about his train-hopping adventures
>constantly and unironically posts about the juggalo war
>reinvents himself again as a soundcloud rapper (have never listened to his music out of sheer embarrassment but i can make a fairly educated guess as to what it sounds like)
>constantly posting diatribes against his baby mama (none of us are sure if he has a child)
>deletes out of sheer outrage over someone questioning his constant use of the n-word
december last year
>is now a self-styled spiritual guru but going by the same soundcloud rapper name, wearing a weed bandana in every vlog and pic uploaded, with anime catgirl filters
>lives in a tent by the river out of choice, having "freed himself from the trappings of mainstream society"
>doesn't appear particularly mentally ill (if he were i wouldn't find it so amusing), writes totally lucidly and not schizo but about complete nonsense
>buys into reptilian / rothschild / illuminati conspiracies, is a fully-fledged trump supporter
>posts 3 or 4 facebook story updates a day about kundalini yoga, anime, smoking weed in local parks (sometimes comes to my city but we aren't entirely sure where he is living), alan watts, rick and morty, spiritual guidance, fucking the system, crossdressing pics
>the milk flows on a daily basis
i mean this guy is really something. i'm the only one of my friends who still has him added because he is SUCH a trainwreck.
debating whether to include youtube / fb links cos i'm slightly identifiable from this post but unsure if he even remembers me honestly
fuck it, have a video. he used to post fairly popular beyblade vids here but it's now his locus for the great work of "spirituality, awakening, ascension, consciousness, 5D, new earth, ways to beat depression and anxiety and more".
will provide more social media links on request
Alright, oh boy…
this isn't going to be as entertaining as some of the posts on this thread but I thought I'd give it a red-hot go because I know a girl who would belong in more than a few lolcow threads if she wasn't a nobody. I'm a casual lurker only and not a great story teller so forgive me if the layout of this story is weird
I once met this girl at a pop-culture convention when I was around 18, about 2 or 3 degrees of separation from actually knowing her, we had mutual friends who had mutual friends and everyone was hanging out as you tend to do at these things.
Anyway, she was a bit socially awkward and shy at first and kinda blended into the background. I don't actually remember seeing her join us or meeting her, she was just there, but as the hours passed she started making her presence known. She would constantly flip between a "uwu im so cute and bubbly" personality and then total mute who would glare at me like she wanted to slit my throat. Really gave the creeps.
So the weekend came to a close without much drama that I can recall and everyone exchanged social medias and whatnot and somehow I ended up following her and have just kept her around for years purely because of the milk that flows from her on a daily basis…
For years I have watched her slowly snowball into what can only be described as a total mess of a person.
>currently in her late twenties
>poor hygine skills
>obsessed with horses (everyone knows about the horse-girl trope?)
>furry. nothing inherently wrong with that but she's one of the weird ones so I'm including it
>wannabe youtuber but lacks any kind of sense of hard work or dedication
>can't hold a job for more than a few months
>wants to be one of the big youtubers and inspire all the millions of fans she'd have and be best friends with Markipler and Jacksepticeye and change the world with them if she wasn't so sick
>obsessed with herself and believes she is some kind of medical abnormality and doctors everywhere are putting their heads together to try cure her rare, undiagnosable illnesses
>used to claim anorexia despite always being on the higher end of a healthy weight and getting bigger, is now technically obese.
>now claims to be disabled, has chronic pain, needs a cane, potential service dog, the works
>long, melodramatic "health update" posts using big-word scientific names for really tiny common problems like needing glasses or having a common back problem so people don't question her legitimacy
>if she ever goes to hospital for any reason it's a hospital selfie an hour while she is there and even does these weird throwback posts to the times she was in hospital if she hadn't been in a while?
>claiming every munchie disease you can think of while still going to themeparks, conventions, outings, concerts, ect. sometimes on the same day as her physical/mental health blogposts about how hard her life is and how much she is suffering
>self diagnosed DID/PBD and thinks she has multiple dark/evil/demon personas that she gives names to and switches in and out of
>obsessed with Darkiplier and AntiSepticEye and draws and buys art of her OCs/personas and Darkiplier/AntiSeptic being romantically involved or harming themselves/each other
>believes she has some weird deep emotional connection to them even though she has a bf and he is very publicly uncomfortable with her posting about it.
>constantly switched doctors until she found one who tells her everything she wants to hear, the one time he tried to help (as far as I can tell) was referring her to a psychologist
>she refuses to see one though because she is scared she'll be "diagnosed with nothing"
And that's just where we're at right now. I used to feel really sorry for her and thought she actually had something wrong with her but I've tried to reach out in the past and just be a decent person to someone who I thought was suffering. But she acts like a snarky bitch if you try to help or be kind and offer her solutions to her problems. Always has some kind of medical rebuttal ready.
If you say anything to her other than how sorry you feel for her and how amazing she is to put up with all of her struggles she will try to put you on blast for not believing her and victim blaming her if you don't immediately backtrack and apologise for trying to help. Super weird, super milky, can't see myself unfollowing her anytime soon.
it’s Zephyr SixoneSavage (lmao)
So a former classmate of mine seems to have recently joined a group that's a cross between a cult and an MLM called The Little Volcano. It's run by a wife and transman husband and it seems to be a combination of yoga and meditation with an extra added layer of hippie woo woo, poop jokes, and Harry Potter references. For a mere $108 a month you can become a member of this cult, "Where you surround yourself with people who care deeply, who will hold you hand while you poop your pants.">https://thelittlevolcano.clickfunnels.com/active-volcano
The MLM aspect of the cult is from their "life coaching" program, if you pay the cult $5497, they'll teach you how to become a life coach, after which point you'll presumably be able to charge others for your coaching services, thus recruiting more people into the cult. >https://thelittlevolcano.clickfunnels.com/optin
I haven't kept in contact with this high school classmate, but from what I can gather from her Facebook, she got married in October, stated doing Little Volcano stuff, then quit her job, left her husband, and moved across the country in February to "work on herself" because of the cult's "Get Your Shit Together Challenge." Since February all of her Facebook interactions have been with other cult members who offer each other life coaching, tarot readings, and aura readings, including one particularly batshit lady who came out as "Mother Dragon" the other day.>https://www.facebook.com/sarajeanne1
i have a fucking friend like this, she's a munchie too.
>20+ long twitter thread about whatever shes pissed off about today
i know someone else like this. for some reason every problem she has is tied to her "chronic illness" or autism, top everything off with a hint of misogyny
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Unfortunately the only place she is really milky is her private FB. Her insta is kinda cringe but not enough to have her own thread. Just bad cosplays, animal pics (oh yeah she's a pet hoarder too) and a video "practising" talking in front of a camera for her youtube channel.
If she ever goes through with making her "famous youtube channel" I will post links but right now if I post links and someone tips, she'll just disappear and we'll never see how great this could become.
But I promise I'll come back to you when she goes more public with her social media presence because I can see her joining the big league cows one day>>799296
>25, NEET, never worked in her life
>overweight, bright pink hair & extensions
>regularly deactivates her facebook because the big blob of cottage
cheese apparently has a 'stalker'
>into anime claims to speak french and russian despite having no higher education
>relies on sleeping on the couches of men she meets online
>claimed that she made £10k per month as a webcam model, despite dire living situation
>facetunes the shit out of selfies, blurring acne/skin, slimming face, doesn't resemble them at all irl
>makes you delete pictures of her that reveal the extent of her photoshop
she recently went to stay with my friend and his Mom, exploiting their hospitality
>stayed for a few weeks
>refused to pay rent
>hit on friend, got rejected, had a crying tantrum the entire night, disturbing the entire residence, including their 4 year old
>refused to help clean other than emptying the dishwasher twice
>"please tell me if im doing something wrong!" and when criticised, locked herself in her room and sulked for days
>according to friends mom who hosted her, she just sat around putting on extremely heavy makeup and photoshopping her selfies
>she finally realises she's not welcome and fucks off to stay with another neckbeard she met online
>when she moves, brags to friend who hosted her about the 'posh' accomodation, sends friend pictures of bangers and mash which if you're not british is possibly the most working class struggle meal in Britain
>did i mention she's 25 fuckin years old
sadly her facebook is private which is a shame because i'm sure her posts are absolutely hilarious, currently not prepared to make a fake account to infiltrate it. she is so fucking BPD stupid and deluded and she was so mean to my friend's mom, i would love to see more of the trainwreck. such a shame her fb is private
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a reddit user I have been stalking for a couple weeks now
>Bipolar moron who punches walls when he's drunk
>wanted to be a marine but was rejected because of his mental health issues
>25 Years old but by his own admission look like a 40 year old man(their were pics of him that he seems to have deleted and he defiantly looked old but nowhere near 40)
>heavy smoker,heavy drinker
>punched his cousin in the face cause he mildly insulted him
>dating a TIF
>plans to commit suicide when he's 30 unless he finds a reason to live
I have this bizarre fascination with him
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This bitch has been my personal lolcow for a year and a bit. God help anyone who mistakenly lets this horror show into their life, Jesus Christ. >>798428
her ex tranny boyfriend said there is something weird about someone who seeks out to date transgendereds only and honestly I agree with him. I can totally see someone with such a severe case of BPD to want vulnerable, unstable, "pushover" types.
Also, lol. Milk posted.
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>>799515>He honestly comes across as kind of retarded. Not even dark / edgy / tortured / cool. Just retarded.
That is exactly what I find fascinating about him,his pure stupidly
like this post he made
Its simultaneously sad,pathetic,comedic and tragic
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I used to watch this guy casually until the drama stirred up
>youtuber, is one of the most ''popular'' youtuber of a not so popular nintendo franchise
>used to have a ''designer'' who stopped working from him after he started to try to have her fuck him, to the point that he flew to her country and got mad the moment he saw she was seeing someone, to the point he literally said to the girl ''do you want a medal for not fucking chad?'' (pic related, from an imgur that compiles this particular drama)
>fat, and apparently he tries to look fit by posting videos of him lifting awfully, to the point someone pointed that in the comments and he deleted it afterwards
>plays awfully for comedic effect but fails misserably (kills one of the best characters ''for da lulz xD'') he also tries to force memes for his channel (like repeating the same 3-4 jokes for every game he plays)
>said to creep on different girls and then shit talk them with everyone he meets
>got cucked by a girl he used to creep, who then got married to his best friend to get citizenship
>apparently a lot of people he used to associate are now separating themselves from his channel, the only one that remains is only there because he's in the middle of a series and would be extremely bad for both of them to suddenly disappear
>his last drama was him getting blasted by twitter because he said a shitty joke over a fanart, the original artist (japanese) thought that he was saying the fanart was bad because the character is not particulary good in the game, and when asked to apologize he first gaslighted the artist and the girl who did the callout post and talked with the artist and then gave a half-assed apology
oh my FUCKING GOD.
you’re the “demurely kowtow” copypasta anon aren’t you. same exact typing style, same attraction to helpless retards, same reddit obsession. what. the. fuck. is. wrong. with. you.
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>UK poly sex worker and e-whore >Belle Delphine wannabe, famous for doing retarded ahegao faces in discord servers and on reddit's r/RealAhegao, of which she is the "queen">Incapable of staying out of drama cause of the aforementioned polyamory and Belle skinwalking>In a fake lesbian relationship with a Canadian girl who's an even bigger cow than her (but smarter about her socials) just to pander to men, talks about LGB issues when she's straighter than Shuwu>Obnoxious and will have a mental breakdown if she's not on he receiving end of asspats at all times
Honestly her "gf" has way more milk full of homewrecking and edrama, but this girl is easier to follow. It's like a two for one.
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Aaaaand personal cow pt. 2.
Cerulean Vanity/Puck Princess#6969https://www.reddit.com/r/Cerulean_Vanityhttps://www.reddit.com/user/CeruleanVanity
>Premium snapchat whore who cheats on her bf nonstop on reddit and discord, part of the infamous r/healsluts server. >Takes disgusting nudes rubbing dirty hockey gear all over her vagina>Bullies other women for male attention because she's insecure about being fat>Emboldens creepy incels to harass other girls with her shitty behavior and following>Has a subreddit just for her own nudes and fans, I mean… come on. >Also a fake bi girl who's probably never seen another vagina up close in her entire life and brags about lesbian porn to attract men
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>changed name to chang to stick it to Asian stereotypes
>unemployed and rants in her mom's closet about previous dating experiences
>refers to said rants as a "queer business" despite making no profits from it
>recently "rebranded" from a top to a "masc powerbottom"
>most recent video is 10 minutes of claiming she's not kink-shaming while kink-shaming and posing with (clearly unused) Shibari ropes as proof
>constantly makes references to her designer clothes and platinum credit cards
>believed she was mistaken for a straight man at the gym while hitting on a straight woman
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emmy is currently throwing a tantrum because her kid sister spilled juice on her laptop, so she ate all her val/trams at once and is now facing the possibility of having no prescription pills to shove up her nasty asshole for like 48 hours. her "mystery gastrointestinal illness" for which having two organs removed didn't help at all absolutely is not related to her drug use though, and if you suggest otherwise you're fucking evil
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Better to sell nudes online then constantly talk shit online like a fucking basement nerd lmao.
How do people not realize that despite how cringe you think the folks posted here are, the absolute bottom of the barrel is spending your time here talking about them on haterz dot org in order to make yourself feel better. Pathetic.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Really have to talk about my very personal lolcow.
>met her 6 years on a chatroom
>goes on that chatroom every days since then
>her name is Lola, used to be known as "Lola Kalash"
>is obsessive about her physical appearance, will talk shit about everyone, insult every girls pointing anything she thinks is wrong with their faces and belittle every men
>is also obsessed about "alpha" men, praising muscles, men working out or doing physical jobs and the ones always involved in fights
> believes she has russian blood and will only talk to serbian/russian guys/girls.
>asks her friends to doxx anyone disagreeing with her
>has sexually assaulted her dog on cam once. Screenshots were leaked everywhere for years, I don't have them for obvious reasons
>Kind of a tradthot, will harass any woman having a job/not relying on men
>photoshops the hell out of herself
>Lots of people are convinced she is in fact a tranny after someone noticed a post she made on a famous health forum asking for advices to come out as a trans person.
>Since that, will go on cam with anyone having doubt about her feminity, showing her vag and body.
> Has a very masculine voice
>Hard to keep tracks of her since she changes her nickname/blog every weeks and delete any old stuff floating around
>I think she likes me after years of insulting me or leaking my number on porn sites when I was underaged.
I saved lots of pictures of her since I know her but can't find them. So here's the actual picture displayed on her blog.
Yes I am. That's why I haven't linked any website or went more specific since it isn't relevant at all.
I forgot to add she brags about being rich while taking shitty pictures and living in a sad place with shitty to no interior decoration.
Let's add for background that Elvis has a legendary love of crossdressers while maintaining high and misogynistic standards about women, lives off food stamps and whatever he can panhandle in his live streams nightly because working is beneath "The King", removed the toilet from his Class B RV (The Lisa Marie) and shits into Walmart shopping bags, has jerked off live on stream, pissed in a bottle live on stream, admits to jerking it to bestiality, has a lively downlow life showing his fat ass on Craigslist and is not only a casual diaper wearer but is a diaper fetishist as well.
A lot of his finest moments only survive in troll videos but he's bound to be begging on YT every night.
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I met this girl at the convention during dolldelight's lolita fashion show. She's fake af. She will be nice to your face but constantly compares herself to others. She constantly screams how she's a vegan and seems so entitled about it. She has a sugar daddy who she claims is her boyfriend. He's literally in his 40's and she's in her 20's. It's very obvious they're a sugar couple. Which is fine, but at least admit to it. She tags her posts like #frenchgirl and #blondebabe or #RLbbydoll #livingdoll. You're not fooling anybody with the cosmetic procedures you've had done and hair extensions. She's mostly Mexican but she tries so hard to hide it and act like she's mostly french and a #trophywife as tagged by her own words. She whines how she has no REAL friends, but I have no doubt it's because she treats them like accessories. She makes posts how she's starving because she's waiting for her bf to get home from work to feed her. You're an adult, go cook something for once or go find some friends to eat with. The absolute worst thing is that I have friends with coworkers who know her boyfriend personally because he works at the same clinic as them and they immediately recognized him. (Small world). I feel bad for his ex-wife because he's fooling around with a side piece when he has kids who more are deserving of his money and time. She's a hybrid of a weeb and a wannabe sugar baby. There's a lot more she bitches about that make her really spoiled. I couldn't handle the constant bitching from her posts. She's not nearly as bad as some cows on here but she's the fakest person you'll ever encounter.
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that downsy face and his pleather shirt omg
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i have two personal lolcows this is gonna be really long lol
>wannabe uwu fragile broken baby girl uwu
>wishes to have anorexia + bulimia and claims starve herself on a daily basis (ding ding, is really fat irl)
>in an argument she's always right and you're always wrong and if you try to defend yourself you are abusive and bad and now get ready for a long paragraph filled to the brim with big words that make no sense
>claims to be a csa and rape victim and sold into child pornography but her stories don't even make sense and are unrealistic as hell
>says her father used to whip her as a kid and now she has scars all over her back but irl when my friends and i were at the beach with her she didn't even have any scars
>asks self harming friend in recovery how it feels to cut and if he likes the way it feels
>recovery friend tells her kindly to stop which makes her angry and she ends up throwing a bratty fit
>next day she tries out cutting on her arms and comes back for pity points because she's now a self harmer uwu
>always asks you to do something for her and if you ask her for a favor she's either too busy or cannot do it
>gets hundred of dollars from her parents and every apple product out there but still claims to be dirt poor
>even had a trans phase and is now "confused little baby uwu call me by he/him"
>acts overly cutesy to look like the bwoken angel doll she wants to be so badly
>constantly shits on other people and their interests but god forbid you say something slightly criticizing to her, she will fully bawl and start guilt tripping you into apologizing
>claims to have depression, ptsd, bpd but has lived a spoiled and wealthy childhood
>admitted to sending herself rape threats in dms on her twitter, only to post them and be like "whhy are you guys so mmeann :( whhat didi i doo?? imm havivng a panicc attackk" for attention
>"hey anon can you do this thing for me?"
>agrees to it, spends so many hours on it
>tell her she owes me a favor and she agrees to it
>weeks later, i ask her if she wants to watch a movie with me
>"yeah i dunno if i can im really busy yanno im really stressed ):" her textbook definition of busy is going on twitter and looking at shota and loli
>white person but claims to be 3 different races at once to reclaim every slur out there for cool points
>claims to be korean now after getting into kpop 2 months ago
>also had a trans phase and used to go by he/him
>also claims to be raped, a csa victim, sold into child pornography and a trafficked as a kid
>would constantly reblog really graphic rape text post on her tumblr and tag it as "#father #tw #wwhhy did you rrruinnn mmeee"
>cheated on her boyfriend with someone else and told that person that they can keep it "their little secret" but now pretends like none of that happened and preaches over how cheaters deserve to die uwu
>bullies people for their interests and suddenly after a week she also likes the same thing
>accuses everyone she meets of copying her because she's so uwu quirky and sends her friends after you and if you block any of them they will keep on making accounts until you speak up about it
>says she has a 6 mental illnesses, two of them are schizophrenia and psychosis, all of them are self diagnosed
>as soon as she has some relationship issues she goes on her blog and writes really guilt trippy text posts and doesn't @ her partners blog but always indirects them about how they should leave her all she does is make them unhappy etc
>has never done a drug in her life but claims that she does because doing drugs is apparently trendy in 2019 and writes really fake posts or snapchats whenever she "takes" them and is like "guyz i am seein rats undrneath m bed lol @___@"
>also has a history of catfishing her past partners and using pictures of someone else (claiming to be this random short haired person who looks like a boy during her trans phase, only to suddenly post a picture of a girl 2 months later with long hair and claim that's her now)
must be his soulmate. she used to say how her uncle would put her to sleep with a cloth pressed against her mouth and she’d wake up next to him in bed and how her knew about it but parents never said anything. sounds pretty much like another rape snuff fantasy fanfiction inspired by the one and only soren.>>802078
i‘d seriously love to, these two are indeed (and unfortunately) real people who’ve been in and out of my friend circle but the second one keeps on deleting her posts and drama to get rid of the “ugliness“ on her blog because she “has to keep it pure“ and has just normal tacky aesthetic at first glance and the first one doesn’t have that much of an online presence besides twittering and reblogging shotacon stuff.
also i’m kinda scared that even if i end up exposing their @s and making a thread, someone might cowtip and get me or my friends into a fuckton of trouble with them and their little “gangs“ of friends.
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Yikes this is wild. I found her on bumble. Her profile is hilarious. She just described herself. "Jealous, vulgar, two-faced, ratched and basic". Also those sausage lips tho.
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I know her somewhat too. She told me a different version of her story, with a very a victim
complex. She told me about his mean evil "ex" wife, how she demands all his time with the kids. How they're only together because of the kids and he doesn't love her. She told me he feels obligated to stick with the wife because he owes his wife's parents money for borrowing it for the business or something (I can't remember honestly). She also told me about the million dollar house you mentioned he is building. She said she was going to move into it with him and that the small place in his clinic is just a temporary thing. I had no idea that establishment was the wife's though. I can't understand how she doesn't know about her. Do you have any more tea?
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it's a small world.mp3
(don't wanna post in tuna thread 'cause she'll see it)
LOL she's definitely not moving into the million dollar family home. Not sure why she would lie about that.
A simple google search shows that the property is under the bf's and wife's family name, jointly. She has no claim to step foot into that home let alone live in it. She's insanely delusional if she actually thinks that she's going to live in a home with her bf's wife and kids.
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I originally added her because she looked pretty and I liked her makeup, but her personality is insufferable and reeks of rabid insecurity.
She humblebrags about male orbiters. If a guy compliments her, it really, really goes straight to her head.
Every time a dude calls her pretty she posts a screencap of it, it's fucking weird. I assume she doesn't get called pretty IRL much, it looks like she shoops her features when compared to older pics as well
Also 19, unemployed, lives with parents, trying to get a job at Pizza Hut lmao
I've been holding off on this one for a while, but here's my personal cow
>25 year old copycat
>We were friends for a while, but not that much anymore
>Has been copying JJ Pyropi for the past year or so, but she may be moving on to someone else
>Acts like she's the only Naruto cosplayer in existence
>Styles shitty wigs, complains that people are copying her
>Opens wig commissions for her shitty wigs, complains that no one's commissioning her
>Claims her shitty Ouma wig is the best in existence, complains that no one's buying it from her
>Constantly complains about Instagram's algorithm, begs for likes and comments on just about every single photo
>Decides Instagram's algorithm is so shit that she's moving to YouTube instead
>Starts an idol group. It's really just a dance cover group, and she kicks out two members before they even "debut"
>Constantly begs for followers for her idol group
>Constantly begs for people to join her idol group
>Rich, but asks for donations
>Face character at Disney, tries to get people to kiss her ass for it
>Hates Hinata from Naruto. A follower bought her a Hinata cosplay hoping she'd wear it, she wears it once, gets a few photos, and then sells it. She was going to wear it twice, but cancelled her shoot last minute.
>Did Patreon lewds for a little while, complains that people want to see her do more lewds and girl cosplays
>Currently trying to start vlogging
>I'm grabbing popcorn for her vlog cringefest
Why do so many of these cows claim to have BPD? I wonder if they have been diagnosed by a doctor or just googled symptoms and called it a day. >>802573
no1curr, the same can be said about literally any of these other "cows". Are you also >>800441
Kek way to out yourself
Also you’re blind as fuck if you think that botched surgery is cute.