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No. 1553987

Discuss dreams/nightmares you've had, recurring themes or symbols, lucid dreams, your interpretations of other anons' dreams, etc.


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No. 1554028

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>>1553987
Last night i had a dream the killer from Red Dragon abducted me and was taking me away. I remember the puncture of the shot and the feeling of being drugged as I fell asleep on his shoulder.
I woke, but in dream still, to being in a jungle. The nature noise were so loud, and i was tied to a hammock high up on the trees. I knew I couldn't call anyone I love in fear they would be hurt. I could hear records playing and cooking noises below me.

No. 1554071

I don’t remember much but I walked around with and hugged a sexy buff dude and was looking for him the next day.

No. 1554097

I hate dreaming and my dreams are taunting me for it now. Last night a psychiatrist told me that I was just repressing a dream fetish.

No. 1554101

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I had a dream a downloadable single-player version of petpet park was available for $62.50 and I was so excited because of childhood nostalgia. I know the game probably wasn't really that fun or good but I really liked it

No. 1554102

>>1554101
The game was both fun and good and I miss it

No. 1555125

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I had a nightmare with Brendan Fraser. Sorry if this is chaotic but I want to write it down when I remember it. When Brendan was young he became a husband to an alien woman, she wore human skin but she was an alien, and they had thousands of tiny alien babies living in the walls, they wanted to be left alone and they lived in a big house in the suburbs with no close neighbours. I was in the police/military squad specializing in exterminating aliens because although they were innocent as kids they might be a threat to the whole humanity when then grow up. I killed all of those babies, all of those fuckers, blood was everywhere, I was covered in their guts and it was disgusting. Brandon could not forgive me for killing his children and he was chasing us across the country, I think he started thin but he ended up fat, almost like in the Whale, but he was still able to walk normally. He became rich too. He was too fat to get us so he set up some kind of huge competition, an obstacle course, you know like in Total Wipeout, and I don't know why but I took part in it, there was probably some scheme behind it but I didn't know what exactly, I know that the winner was supposed to get a huge about of money, and Brendan and I got to the finals despite him being so fat. He wast too fat to get through the last obstacle so he came to me and said I won, he started crying because he wasn't able to avenge his alien family. I pitied him, I said ok, but I didn't want the money for myself so I gave it to charity. We settled down and decided not to fight again, Brendan went back home to his wife

No. 1555179

>>1555125
You're a monster anon

No. 1555359

J Kenji Lopez joined the bay area rationalists and wrote a book about "intelligent discipline", the rationalist practice of bdsm sex.

No. 1556766

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Been rewatching it lately in the background so it's the second or third time I see new episodes in my dreams or partially participate in them. I don't mind.

>>1555359
>>1555125
Kek

No. 1556911

Last night I dreamt I was on a date with Dennis Wilson (of the beach boys) but he was still alive and kind of looked like Evan Dando. I tried to impress him by baking reeses brownies and at some point I was back in highschool and a bunch of other girls were competing for a date with him too, I decided it wasn't worth my time and then more things happened and I woke up. This is not even close to the strangest dream I've had this month alone.

No. 1556919

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>jump off the washington monument, to my death
>wake up climaxing INTENSELY
…nonnies please someone interpret this

No. 1556926

I had a dream that my coworker accused me of being a TERF so I pretended not to know what that was and made her explain it. Then she asked me if I thought trans women were men and I said yes kek. Then we played some TERF card game with the rest of the crew, I can't remember how the game went but at some point we were taking turns describing our beliefs and when I started talking about radical feminism, my younger coworker agreed and so did my boss. Idk why I had this dream but it was funny.

No. 1557383

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There was a book fleematrket in my driveway and i found a book called Lonely Baphomet by a female autor and then i found another and it was her manuscprit with illustrations of the lonely Baphomet, it was really cool. I though i'll sell it for big money it was an artistic masteriece but then my cat rav over me and woke me up, she always steps on where it hurts the most.

No. 1557384

>>1557383
I've always found Baphomet extremely hot

No. 1557392

>>1556919
suicide is arousing. whenever i think about suicide i get horny. it's normal

No. 1557394

I dreamt I was in the passenger seat and my mom was driving and suddenly she passed out and just slumped over. I started screaming like the lady in vidrel around 1:06. My partner woke me up and comforted me and let me know I sounded just like the crazy car lady from twin peaks. Apparently I was also screaming like that in my sleep and not just in dreamworld.

No. 1557400

I have this recurring nightmare I get the night before my period about bugs. It's a different setting and situation everytime but the gist is that there's bugs on every surface and I'm afraid to touch anything. Sometimes they'll fly at me or bite me. My period usually comes at night and I wake up to it, but this is consistent enough that when I wake up from a bug dream I know it's began. Weird thing is that I'm pregnant and on the day I missed my period I still got the bug dream, just no blood. I dont track my periods or anything, my body just knows

No. 1557425

recurring and random dreams where I am pregnant with and give birth to multiple babies

it makes no sense

No. 1557426

>>1557425
Like, at once? Kek. I’ve been having recurring nightmares where I give birth to a baby I don’t want and I realize I’m going to be miserable for the rest of my life. Usually in the dream it’s a virgin birth scenario kek but one time I dreamed I fucked a regrettable moid and didn’t realize I was pregnant until it was too late. I usually enjoy all my dreams, even the nightmares, but not these ones. The dread is so deep and miserable

No. 1557490

>>1557425
>>1557426
Anons I'm terrible at interpreting dreams (you probably should know broader context for this, like what's happening in person's life and so on) but iirc babies represent something that can be "born" figuratively speaking, like an idea, a plan, things like that, just anything new coming up in your life, maybe some parts of your character that are developing. But if you're afraid of getting pregnant that's might be just it.
>I give birth to a baby I don’t want and I realize I’m going to be miserable for the rest of my life
I had the same dream once, that was AWFUL. The worst part was that it was probably also some kind of virgin birth because I couldn't remember how it happened and I couldn't understand how I didn't notice it earlier or just didn't do anything about it, and was totally confused and terrified.

No. 1557498

I was dreaming that I was in a big city with skyscrapers and I though there was a huge natural disaster like a earthquake or something so I went outside to see what was going on and for some reason it was "just" Godzilla and Ultraman beating the shit out of each other in the sea nearby and destroying everything. For some reason I was fascinated, run to what seemed to be my home, grabbed a fancy camera and took a lot of pictures to post online. I don't remember how it ended, just that the next day nobody cared that the city was nearly destroyed and people were minding their business as usual. It was really weird.

No. 1557501

Dreamt i was taking a walk w my mother and little brother, he was a baby again. We went to a small wooden cottage and bought beautiful skinless tangerines. They had intricate designs in the flesh, I pushed my fingers thru some and ate them whole.

No. 1557502

I had a dream last night where I was babysitting my 4 year old niece. She kept walking away from the house and I kept having to chase her down and put her back in. Each time, she’d go somewhere really dangerous, like a cliff or near the lake. She kept telling me she wanted to kill herself. I don’t remember crying or anything though, I just felt concerned. I told my family after. Then, I was watching the news, and I saw my crush’s gf in a commercial. It was for a car dealership or something. My crush comes over to my house. I compliment her hands. Then, I tell her about the commercial. She’s sitting on the couch facing away from me, and she’s just like “huh”. No big response. It almost seemed like she didn’t want to be there. Then me and her are talking in the kitchen. It felt like the precursor to something raunchy, but I went to hug her and she started shrinking until she disappeared. Then my sister walked in with some big announcement. I forgot what it was but the dream ended right there.

No. 1557505

>>1555125
This got a good laugh out of me

No. 1557511

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>>1556919
Yknow that family guy clip where they show the washington monument and then the obama monument? I think you know what I’m alluding to

No. 1557593

>>1557490
Maybe but what could I possibly be planning? Is it someone's plans for me? Why is it always straining then? Sometimes I'll wake up with bruises like I've been kicking or thrashing. The actual details are more extensive, I usually am carted to a hospital while in labor first

I find myself petting a long haired calico who somewhat resembles my dead cat, and she rubs up against my belly. I'm somewhat confused as to why I'm pregnant. the babies are overactive, and their limbs protrude under my skin. after petting my cat for awhile, I hear a knock at my door, and there stands a man who resembles someone I'm very scared of. he with unsettling strength tears down the door and grabs me, dragging me out by my heels. I fight him on the way down, usually slamming myself into a wall or object, and he braces me back into his grip into a black panel van. the road in front of us unfurls into a swerving wasteland, stretching into the middle of nowhere until we happen upon a pastel painted hospital. the nurses are adorned in equally cheery scrubs. the babies kicking becomes more violent as the unsettling man forces me onto a gurney, my water breaks in a green ooze. the staffers all have gasglowninan smiles and never break their cheerful cadences, as they wheel me into a florescent colored operating room. I start shrieking even after they administer me anesthesia, the creepy man is the entire time by my side in "reassurance", but his voice only sends deeper revulsion down my spine. each baby I spawn is more painful than the last and I'm left breathless, the dreams with 5 babies are the worst. I wake up usually after the birth of the last with the man cooing over me that I'm a "good girl", my chest tight.

No. 1557594

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>>1556919
Do you perhaps have autism?

No. 1557603

>>1557594
hell yeah would love to see more OSOR bitches here. other nona can make love to the Washington Monument while I kiss the CN Tower.

No. 1557605

>>1557603
The crazy thing is, this is lolcow so idek if you're being serious or not.

No. 1557607


No. 1557612

>>1557594
Maybe she doesn't have autism when she's awake but when shes asleep..nocturna-tism

No. 1558759

>>1557594
OP of 'Washington Monument climax' dream. Yes, I am indeed autistic. I didn't know that OSOR was a thing, and no, in my waking hours, I do not feel attracted to the Washington Monument.
>>1557612
Potentially, sleep magnifies my autism, like a signal amplifier.
>>1557603
Are you genuinely into the CN Tower? Well, all I can say is good for you. I hope there's someone out there autistic enough to make anthro of your CN Tower.
>>1557511
Scrote detected

No. 1559926

Had this dream where there was a dinner party or some kind of gathering my partner and I had with a girl from my school and her husband. I didn’t know her well at school. There was a wooden deck and she hugged me when she saw me and then just held me tight. The hug went on forever. It was transformative in the dream, like I’d been healed spiritually and unconditionally loved. I woke up in a state of peace.

No. 1561175

Last night I had a dream I was someone else in a spa environment to get some hair removed. I was laying on my side and suddenly the technician went to wax or shave or nair my pussy (or all three at once somehow, it was a dream) and I was like ”i didn’t ask for that” but she said it was important. I had almost a full brazilian and it creeped me out so I went down on myself to eat myself out and make sure it felt good but it didn’t so I tried to pretend it wasn’t myself I was eating out and that was better but the lack of hair was still offputting. Then I had to explain it to my husband like “it wasn’t me. And I didn’t ask for it.”

No. 1561179

>>1561175
I also had to imagine the ways I’d been eaten out in the past to try to do it right and it seemed a bit difficult but not impossible and I couldn’t decide if it was better or worse without hair. Ultimately I think it was a sexual frustration dream and something about disappointment that being eaten out doesn’t feel that great to me. Also I might want to eat someone out because I remember thinking it’d be better if it wasn’t me. But I’m married to a man so I gave up. It kinda troubled me.

No. 1561201

I was hiking and saw some heavy clouds in the distance and then I saw skinny normal tornados passing in front of me from a safe distance. Then the last was this rainbow tornado, it was clear except for the rainbows twisting slowly around. I was mesmerised then saw the ground rippling towards me and was hit with a massive shockwave which woke me up. First time feeling the sensation of weather in a dream.

The second one I found a cinema ticket in my wallet for a film called "MAMA" and it was just about to show so I went there and the cashier warned me it was really scary, am I sure I want to see it? And I said yes, then entered the room and it had a bed in front of the screen so I laid down to see the film. By the screen was a massive dog bed and a hungry brown bear came in and went to lie down. And the film was getting spooky but every time there was action or a jumpscare the bear got agitated and looked around and I was like FUCK because it could eat me, then after about 20 minutes dream time I used the remote to stop the film because it was getting too scary. Then I woke up.

No. 1561282

>>1561201
movie bear dream is really funny

No. 1561415

I thought farmers would appreciate my dream last night

>be at a random halloween party

>different rooms are viewing anime like at a convention
>go to basement, an idol movie is playing, think its going to be something like love live
>movie is a bunch of idol girls in the car with manager and one girl wants to quit, everyone else is giving her a hard time
>suddenly realize movie is weird tranny porn fantasy, the idol trying to quit is the only actual girl. the other idols are all bullying her for not being a tranny essentially, she then leaves but ends up at a bar also full of troons where they harass her
>realize everyone watching movie is creepy troon except me
>get mad, say they shouldve warned us the movie was a weird fetish hentai
>go upstairs, angry
>the creepy pedo tranny Jeffrey Marsh from tiktok comes over and starts lecturing that im transphobic and that porn is art etc etc
>i get angry, tell him people should be warned before viewing something explicit, theres kids at the party
>at some point my old friend group is there and theyre all calling me a terf kek
>i leave the party
>creepy tiktok troon follows me, chasing after me
>start running trying to get home
>i see him kidnap nina dobrev from vampire diaries and put her in a sack

The dream gets foggy after that but he turned into a serial killer taking out my family and bugged me so I couldn't call for help, it was fucked up

No. 1563588

Had a really awesome dream last night where my parasocial crush had his arms wrapped around my waist from behind and was resting his face on my shoulder. I think I was reading through some documents or something..? So he was looking over my shoulder and every once in a while he kissed my shoulder or my neck or my face. It was sooo comfy ahhh… I was so happy it was Sunday so that I could sleep in and extend the dream a little further.

It doesn't happen all the time, but sometimes I'll get into this sweet spot between dreaming and being conscious. I have some level control over what I'm thinking about, but I'm still asleep so things seem to flow so naturally and it feels so real compared to when I'm daydreaming when I'm awake. It feels so real because everything happens organically and so it doesn't feel like I'm literally just making up everything on my own. Recently I've been able to have dreams like that for last few nights. The only downside is that sometimes I feel so disappointed and sad when I wake up, especially if it's a work day and I can't sleep in. On those days, facing reality is really challenging. Being in a coma is kind of my worst nightmare, but at the same time I sometimes I wish I could dream forever. When I get those nice dreams, I feel so happy in them. Like happier than I've ever felt when I was awake.

No. 1564322

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kind of on topic, but this happens to me every so often why i’m falling asleep.
also sometimes my leg just kicks—like a soccer ball. it’s like reflexive reaction my brain just decides to do when i’m dozing off, which i think is linked to when i used to play soccer growing up, or at least i think so cuz immediately when it happens i thjnk of when i played socce

No. 1564377

>>1564322
I think the soccer association is just you making that connection. I also get the leg jerks sometimes, it's probably normal.

No. 1564391

>>1564322
my understanding is that body rapidly wakes you up from falling aspleep because you are in an uncofortable position for the body, nevre or vein or something like that got squeezed in that position and it'd be dangerous to let it be squeezed all night.

No. 1564395

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Had a zombie dream again. I love those, i remember them very well. I was on a massive bridge that had huge buildings on it, the tops were in a mist and it was almost night. It was some kind of a hospital with many backrooms like rooms. I was hiding from the zombies walking around that hospital. At one point i was pretending i was a zombie so the one zombie with bulging eyes wouldn't attack me but he found out and chased me through all the rooms. I'm not even scared at this point i just enjoy the epic architecture and futuristic vibe my zombie dreams always have for some reason.

No. 1566594

I dreamed I broke into my mother's laptop with the password "nona1234"

No. 1566595

>>1564322
It's called a hypnic jerk. There's also a fun thing called exploding head syndrome where you hear loud sounds when you are falling asleep or waking up that aren't actually real.

No. 1566607

>>1566594
Kek. Maybe it's a sign, nonny.

No. 1566645

This morning over a nice breakfast of homemade strawberry jam on toast my granny told me she had a dream about eating the face off of a dead body. good morning!

No. 1566648

Last night I watched a pixielocks video before bed and had a nightmare where Jill was my frenemy and she kept publicly posting ugly candids of me

No. 1566803

Dreamed that I went to a movie theater at night, but they were having some issues so I got scared and left. Decided to go shopping instead, there was this weird area in the mall where they sold gadgets and random stuff. Initially I wanted to buy seafood but changed my mind and bought a clone of my phone instead. Then I go home, a little lost as usual, and as I was walking I noticed the sky was bright as if it was day even though it was supposed to be night. I keep walking and a fucking missile flies across the sky in the same direction that I was walking, I turn back and run, boom explosion, I fall (unharmed), vidrel starts playing. Eventually I find a hut, turns out that a celebrity lives there. He wouldn't let me in at first but I ended up staying there somehow. The next day my parents pick me up and the asshole tried to steal my stuff but whatever

I also had a dream about the russian invasion a day before it actually happened btw, polish nonas beware

No. 1566824

I dreamt that I went to the pool and this MTF approached me and started asking really personal questions about my sex life. I said that I did not want to talk about that and walked away, but he kept following me while going on an incel-style rant about women being evil sluts and threatening to kill me. I was able to get out and hide in a nearby bakery. Pretty disturbing.

No. 1567540

Nonas, do you find that trying to wake up by comitting suicide leads to a false awakening? It's happened to me several times now. Last night I "awoke" in a bright orange net, and I didn't question it at all.

No. 1567543

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Today i dreamt i was getting a moongoose

>>1567540
never tried it and i think i never will, but i think it's different for everybody. My friend killed herself in her dreams reagulary but she didn't woke up at all, instead she saw herself being dead and couldn't do much

No. 1568096

i find the thing i dream the most about is dirty public restrooms recently. period blood on the walls, shit smeared everywhere. the funny thing is i'm not even grossed out in my dreams but i would be horrified in real life

No. 1568227

I'm always dreaming about being in high school again, failing math and not being able to graduate even though I'm already in college… I have the dream at least once per week.

Also I find funny that my deepest dreams (the ones where must stuff happen) are always the ones where I oversleep.

No. 1569200

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I had this dream on Thursday were I was at my old middle school and I was looking underneath the building. There were these kids that were homeless and would go there to live after school. It was weird because you could see light shining these openings to the bottom of the school and I saw shit smeared on one the one in front of me. I called up my mom to see if we could try and pick these kids up later to help them and she agreed. While I was making this call I had a Fictional family member that kind of looked like picrel and had an English accent. The differences was that he was wearing black square glasses instead of the ones in the picture and a slightly different shirt. He was a bit lankier and his sleeves were not cuffed. His pants were not as high and he didn't have a tan.

He was standing behind me and he said something but I don't remember what. It was something related to the children who lived underneath. The dream then cuts to me being in my bedroom and him coming to pick me up. He tells me to clean up my mess before we go while he looks though my closet. I didn't know what he was looking for and assumed it was for shoes. I got off my bed and looked under it to clean up my mess and I had these little blues clues toys and a toy boat. I scooped up the blues clues toys and put them into the boat. We then we go into the living room and he gets ready to leave. He asks me "are you ready?" and then says something else I can't remember. It was something causal and then I responded. Then the dream cuts to us being on a Highway. He was the one driving the car and I just sat there absorbing the orange sky and taking in the warmth. The interior of the car was black besides the ceiling due to the lighting. I see this car driving on one of the Median barriers and we get really close to this one car and I say "are we gonna-" and then stop what I'm saying because we didn't bump into the car in front of us. The dream then cuts again to us driving in a parking space in front of a convenience store and we see that same car but with weird pipes and attached was this big ass industrial fan. I point it out and then we both start laughing about how dumb it looked.


>tldr: muggle harry potter is a family member of mine for some reason and there are children who smear shit at the bottom of my old middle school.

No. 1569214

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Had a dream of running into Die Antwoord somewhere in England and they took me to an abandoned playground to hang out. The vibe was so uneasy, like a fever dream. They din't say anything but one guy was with them and he started laughing because I spoke Dutch not Afrikaans. It looked like the baby's on fire video, weird shit. The train ride was weird too, there were no tracks.

No. 1569433

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Had my first LC dream I think ever last night. I dreamt there was another raid, but instead of anything typically degenerate, the site was spammed with hundreds of threads with Nostalgia Critic pictures and edits. It's so stupid, but in the dream, I was so genuinely scared that I was squinting super hard as I was scrolling through /m/ so I didn't have to see his face clearly in case he popped up. I've never felt so much visceral terror browsing LC like that. I woke up and wasn't even sure if it was actually a dream or not.

No. 1569439

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>>1568096
wtf this is common for me too, except it's usually the bathroom at school or in the gym locker room. It's always filthy and when i need to go there's always too many people coming in or the stalls aren't tall enough or don't lock properly or something. Once the toilet was filled with fake eyelashes

No. 1569452

>>1568096
>>1569439
I've had dreams where I'll go from stall to stall and initially its that the toilet is broken or filled up with shit, then there's holes in the next stall, broken doors, women barging in on me or being determined not to give me privacy. I don't remember dreams all that often and they're usually pretty fleeting memories but those endless stall switching dreams feel long.

No. 1569482

I had a dream my cat’s tongue fell out into a glass of orange juice. There was no blood and she didn’t seem upset though, it was just like “oops.” What the fuck?

No. 1569501

This night i was a boy with a Tokio hotel styled look and i was in a big building with a lot of people. They told me we are guarding something locked in the building so it won't escape. So i was walking around the building trying to find the scary thing, but i found out the thing they are guarding is me and I was Satan. I didn't know i was Satan because they made me feel like i'm a guard so i don't feel like a prisoner and won't escape.
>>1569439
i don't these very often but if i do they are pretty vivid. It's either a giant decaying hall full of showers and toilets or a school with a toiletstall maze.

No. 1569541

Met my recently deceased friend in a stairwell (we used to live in the same building), I'm heading up she's heading down. I'm stunned to see her and all i managed to say was her name and I love you I really really love you!
Over and over again. We hugged. She said: you'll see me again in May. (i had this dream around the 29th) It was good to see her again, I miss her so much. I'm not very spiritual, but this dream made me see more of her in the beauty of nature if that makes sense. Not an astrologyfag either, but I find it entertaining sometimes, maybe I've subconsciously picked up on some Pluto in retrograde stuff idk. Also my partner killed himself in May, a couple of years ago so this is a weird month for me. I just hope she's at peace now, and i hope she knows how much I love her.

No. 1569544

>>1569439
I have those all the time. For me, it’s like the bathroom is a giant labyrinth with endless stalls that I can’t escape

No. 1569545

>>1569452
I always get them where I have go to really badly but there's zero privacy. I hate it so much.

No. 1569567

>>1569541
Beautiful dream nonnita. A lot of people meet recently dead people in dreams i belive it's really them visiting. It makes sence that the energy stays in humanlike form for a while before it goes back to the source, because it's been in the form for so long it's impronted on the energy.

No. 1569587

>>1569567
Nta but right after my brother died, I had a dream where we were loading laser guns and putting on equipment outside of an arena. He apologized to me for being a shit head and kept joking. We talked for so long and he hugged me.
Now my grandma is ill, and she tells me every time I call shes dreaming about my brother, care taking and joking. One time he had a nerf gun, and he kept asking grandma where I was hiding because the “game isnt finished”.
I dont know, maybe they do get to visit us. Maybe its grief looking for closure.

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No. 1569671

>>1569587
Love how you and grandma shared this experience. Sounds like a nice way to remember your brother

No. 1570136

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Weirdly enough I am also going to share a dream I had about a dead loved one, although mine is a little smaller; my cat.
I think this is the first proper dream I had about her since she died a little over a month a go.
It was like she never had died: she was meowing, purring, asking for food (even eating it), being pet, being hold. But only by me. Nobody else could see her, only me. They could see her interacting with objects and when she walked by their legs and nuzzled her head against them, like picrel (although her body wasn't transparent like that at all, she just looked normal to me) they could feel a light breeze. Even though they couldn't see it, nobody contested it. I think some believed me and some were just humored me. But it was so heartwarming, it really just felt like she never left, she was just a little lighter, and she mostly ate out of gluttony rather than necessity. I remember thinking "So it is true after all that pets stay around in their house for a while after they die. And I am just lucky enough to see it! Ghosts are also real, this is so cool"
I wish the dream was real anon, I just woke up and I kept crying while writing this whole post. I miss her.

No. 1570189

>>1569587
I've always wanted to think it was a form of coping but sometimes it truly does seem like something completely different.

No. 1570308

I had a dream where I was hired to be the “angel of death for celebrity relationships” and basically I had to go visit certain celebrity couples and tell them that their relationship wasn’t working and they should break up.

No. 1572008

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I had two annoying dreams.
In one I woke up late to school, so I got ready and put on my gala uniform which somehow consisted on dress pants, a gingham shirt in a very cute yellow, dress shoes and my hair braided. I was like “it’s not like they will notice that my shirt isn’t white” as if I also didn’t have to wear a skirt, and then I was at school, no one noticed actually, but I wasn’t at the school where I had to wear a gala uniform, so I guess my brain scrambled those memories a bit.
Then I dreamt that I was too late for my internships, like really really late, and I was telling myself that I was an irresponsible bum for not waking up at 4 am like I used to do.
I fucking hate these types of dreams so much because that happened to me once, and I still can’t believe it happened.

No. 1572106

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I had a dream everyone got mad at me and left me including my bf and parents thank God that will never happen cuz I'm so lovable..

No. 1572146

>>1572106
don't forger us, we love you as well.

No. 1572170

Im not even a reader of Shays thread and she infiltrated my dream last night. I snuck into her apartment and somehow fell asleep and woke up to her asking why I was there… and all I could say is I must have the wrong apt and she said it was creepy.
But I had a joint and offered it as an apology and she kindly accepted it and asked me if I wanted to go hiking. I find her disgusting irl but in my dream she was sweet and polished. She also asked me if I would help with a fashion photoshoot kek

No. 1572261

I had another nightmare. Being chased bt monsters or seeing gore is less bothersome than the real nightmare of reliving my traumas over and over again. "You are nothing and no one cares about you. Look at how everyone treats you. Like trash, unless you are useful to them for a moment, or allow them to control you, once that grasp is gone you are the scapegoat for all their problems. You are the punchingbag." Over and over again.

Like stfu I'm fucking amazing, I am happy, I don't need these weird ass subconscious messages in my dreams. Go away bruh

No. 1573604

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During my nap I dreamt that my newly applied nail polish got all chipped, it was bubbly and my nails also broke for no reason. I felt so sad, maybe I had this dream because I had to get my gel nail polish fixed.

No. 1573814

I dreamt I went through a really annoying process to go to Canada, it was so annoying. Like having to say how loud I speak when I’m mad or annoyed or saying if I like National Geographic and Disney. I don’t get it, I haven’t visited Canada yet, and I don’t have any plans to visit Canada this year as far as I know.

No. 1574179

I had another dream where I crashed my car. This is like the 20th time I've had this dream. Usually it's because I am driving my car with a remote control, or from the back seat. This time it was different.
>driving in MY car, but for some reason my bf is driving (I never let him drive my car unless absolute necessary so this is weird)
>notice he isn't driving right and isn't responding to me
>climb into the drivers seat and he's not there anymore/was a hologram??? I don't even know
>suddenly I'm too tired or drunk or something to drive
>steer the car into the ditch as safely as I can
>black out and somehow get home
>am asking someone (I think my mom or bf?) for help driving to find my car so it doesn't get towed off the side of the highway
>we go looking for my car but it is like PITCH BLACK VANTIBLACK black outside and we can't even see what's in the ditches on the side of the road
>go home and I'm distraught and anxious about my car
Usually these dreams are WORSE. Where I crash while drunk or in the back seat and I go to PRISON. And prison lasts a long fucking time in the dream too
I want to be clear I never drive drunk high or under the influence in any way. I have had a couple of bad car accidents one resulting in a injury so maybe I am a bit traumatized. Also I once was driving so tired I had to pull over and take a nap as a teenager so maybe that gave me fear too

No. 1576331

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I need help interpretating a horrific dream I had last night.
Read at your own discretion because it's gorey and gross.
>someone who hates me inside the dream (for a reason I forgot) throws something at me
>my tongue and the roof of my mouth are now stabbed with needles
>I have to keep my mouth open really wide so that I don't push the needles further in
>I'm in a bathroom witht two sinks and two mirrors next to each other
>I stand in front of the one on the right and a man (friend?) stands in front of the one on the right
>I try to remove the needles while the man talks to me (I think he's trying to help me but I don't remember it well enough)
>no needles come out but now my tongue is ripped in half from the needles and I begin choking
>my tongue falls down to my chin connected by my spit (it's very thick and gooey)
>I try to get it back inside but I keep choking and barfing more saliva over and over again
It was the most disgusting and graphic dream I've had in years. I could feel everything like it was real and I felt scared and was aware of how serious this is during the dream which doesn't typically occur in my dreams even when I get hurt or die. I'm used to being hurt or mutiliated in my dreams but they're never this gorey and don't cause me emotional distress so I'm really puzzled by this. I can usually figure out the roots of my dreams and connect them to things that happen during the waking hours but not this time.
I don't watch any gore videos or graphic horror films so it's not related to anything like that. I'd really appreciate some help, anons.

No. 1576373

>>1576331
I don't think it's so straightforward as the needles representing a certain fear or waking memory. Some people tend to have vivid and fucked up dreams, especially those with other sleep problems.
IMO the only person who can accurately analyse a dream is the dreamer. What do the emotions of the dream call to mind? What do you personally associate needles, unhelpful bystanders, choking etc with?

No. 1577213

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i was so upset about käärijä losing that i dreamt i took care of him in a big house kek

No. 1577248

>>1577213
unironically want to go to his concert just to cha cha cha

No. 1577251

>>1577213
Can someone tell me what the finnish ":DDDD" meme is about?
>>1577248
I want to see him live so badly, hope he makes a full and very succesful album.

No. 1577255

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>>1577251
I could be wrong but I think it's just part of the spurdo spärde meme which started as older imageboard users making fun of younger users who stereotypically used a lot of smileys.

No. 1578164

I had a dream I was sitting with some women at a table eating lunch, the one was butch and put her feet up on the chair next to me. She was wearing brown sneakers and one of them fell off. That's all I remember

No. 1578220

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A young man resembling young Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hollow or Dead Man went to the cemetery and found his dead mother (and little sister?) in a pile of bodies wrapped in washed-out pink cloth. There was his father at the gate and he instantly knew he was the one who killed her (them), but his father reached to his gun first. Nevertheless, he made a couple of crappy shots, didn't even injure him, turned around and ran, "Johnny" took his gun, too, but he wasn't a great shooter either so the dad got away.

I was looking for my cat at that cemetery, I knew he ran away because he was going through some kind of crisis. I wanted to ask a woman that worked there if she saw him, but she was busy talking to some people that asked about gravestones. She was friendly to them, but as soon as they walked away she rolled her eyes and blew a raspberry, because they were kinda rude. She wasn't just a regular woman but more of a harpy, only she was a half-chicken. She had a body of a big grey-and-black chicken and she would cluck sometimes. I explained to her that I really needed to find my cat because he was depressed and I didn't know what he was going to do. But I woke up before I've found him.

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Think this, except I never left my old job last year, and instead of Carl (or whatever this guy's name is) it's a Vet.

Recruiting people for the army to fight against Russia.

Dodged a bullet there, I guess. :D(:D)

No. 1578308

At one point in my dream I entered like a bar or something that was for men only, which had a separate area for the women to stay. It was divided into two areas, "changing room" and "INFIGHT". I went into INFIGHT and was a bit disappointed to see women mostly just chilling and talking with each other and playing arcade games. Then I saw some arguing while chasing each other around one of these wooden playground structures. I wanted to clap and yell something inflammatory to join in the fun but I couldn't figure out how to phrase "gender identity relies on gender roles" without actually saying it. Someone else tried starting their own infight by asking if there were any people who smelled, and if they happened to be fans of children's animation.

No. 1578423

>"anon I need to change the oil in my car which means I don't have any oil for the centipede traps"
>centipede traps?
>"yes the centipede traps I placed near your hvac system to trap and kill all the centipedes so you won't have any centipedes in your house"
>"because I love you anon"

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I fucking dreamed that I had a pisschair
last night
I dreamed that I was so far gone, I needed to piss, but I didn't want to leave my room so bad, I just went and pissed in this like lazy boy recliner
like just lettign the piss absorb in the chair
it seemed very real, I woke up liek how am I going to get it out of here, I have pissed in it so much, it was finally just dripping out on the floor underneath and their was sticky orange puddle there
and then I was like wait this is the garage
I don't have a recliner
nordvpn auto charged me even though they don't even have my current card number and I did not sign up for the auto charge 3 years ago and the bank said they couldn't cancel the payment because it was legit and I'm retarded for thinking nord wouldn't just find my bank account

No. 1584270

Last night I dreamed I was at a high school reunion of sorts (graduated in 2012) and everyone was alternating between ignoring me and laughing at me. Then when I was trying to get to the airport for my flight home there were all these shenanigans delaying me, including a man getting in my face on a stairwell and another man helping me by throwing him off of the stairwell and he died so we had to give a statement at court

When I finally got to the airport after all of that, I found out a tranny had hacked into my delta account and cancelled my flight for being a terf lol

No. 1584276

>>1584270
Wow, that dream's interpretation is as clear as day. Are your dreams often this clear?

No. 1584428

>>1584276
I think the high school part is fairly obvious in speaking to my deep seated insecurities and fear of rejection, I have versions of that dream pretty regularly. Once I had one where some girls stole my jeans and bleached “whore” and other names into them lol (no one was even particularly mean to me in high school, oddly). I do have quite a few dreams that are straightforward metaphors like that
The rest of it, I don’t know how to interpret! That men are terrible is the only thing I can think of kek

No. 1584553

>>1584428
You are terrified of being ostracized and you fear your ability to fit in is not adequate. You feel like any progress you make towards bettering your life is impeded. You also feel like men as a group are holding you back and that this is because they are loud and overly violent.

No. 1584897

Today I dreamed I fought with my roommates and I told them everything I disliked about them and all the issues I had with them. They were, of course, mad at me and went to my room to take away all the things they had gifted me when we were still friends.
Then, I don't know why but I appeared inside a… net café that was also some kind of pub/underground club filled with genderspecials. It was still daytime, and I was reading scanlated manga on a computer with another person, while the uploader/translator was sitting literally next to me, translating everything. I complimented the translator for their work, but since that person looked androgynous I fucked up and called them the wrong pronouns. So I freaked out because I thought everyone in the net cafe were going to realize I was a secret TERF and I almost started crying, apoligizing over and over again, kek. The genderspecial said it was fine and informed me he/she was non-binary or whatever.
Then, fast forward… now it was nighttime and the place turned into a club filled with trannies, junkies, goths, punks, etc. And I don't know why or how, but they realized I was a terf, so suddenly trannies were coming to the table I was sitting at, trying to threaten me in order to make me leave. At one point, one of the trannies came up to me with a dinner knive and held it in front of my face and I kid you not, I pulled up my sleeves so my self-harm scars were showing, I took the knife from his hands and started rubbing it against the skin of my arms saying "this shit can't cut, bro, trust me I have tried it". The tranny was so weirded out he took the knife and walked away without saying a word. KEK.
I then started to wander around the club, looking at people that were doing weird shit, but at the same time I was trying to get my dream self to sit down because I was conviced that if I kept walking around, I would be subject to more threats and bullying, so I went back to sit down at the previous table.
In the end, there was one fedora guy (he wasn't fat tbh and he also seemed well groomed, but he dressed like an autist moid that thinks he's dressing classy but in reality looks like a grandpa) who was sitting next to me. I had talked with him previously and he was nice and funny, to be fair. He was looking at me with pity and he started searching for something on his pocket. He brought out two white small packs filled with… some type of drug? that had to be put inside an ashtray with a lid and then inhaled. A few people in the club were using it. He tried to give the drug to me, being careful so nobody in the club noticed he was interacting with me, but I rejected it. I think I almost cried again at that part, because I realized he was the only person in the club who was on my side and didn't hate me.
I sometimes feel sad when I wake up from these dreams because those people don't exist. I wish I could be friends with autistic grandpa guy, he was funny and laidback.

No. 1584938

not a dream but i constantly wake up in the middle of the night every day these past few weeks

No. 1586180

So I had an interesting dream where the city was nearly abandoned and shut down like a zombie apocalypse except there were no zombies just that the city was full of geese. And everyone was afraid to go out because of these geese, but they were just normal geese, thousands of them, millions. And later it turns out the city officials released the geese because everyone was tired of doing their city official jobs, and wanted a break.

I am going to write a short story about this.
It needs to be shared with the world.

No. 1586225

I keep having stressful dreams about the aftermath of me killing somebody and stressing out about the police. In one dream i killed my coworker in a fashion shop and i had to pretend i had a sister who i was visiting that day to have alibi. I hired a man and i had to pretend my sister was trans in front of another coworker… but then i realized that it's sunday and the cops will probably come on monday so i was okay for the day kek.


>>1586180
love it

No. 1586287

>>1586180
I will buy 5 copies of your book.

No. 1586338

>>1586180
Please make the title something like "Oh Geesus!"

No. 1586366

I dreamt I ate celery and it was so realistic I could really taste it and feel the texture…and I hate celery. I woke up saying eww celery.

No. 1586416


No. 1586489

:D(:D)

No. 1586931

I dreamt that I was with some new people I met, they looked like teens, and they thought I was cool for having common sense so they too me to one of their homes.
It was a really fancy apartment and there was this huge couch-bed in the middle of the living room. From the windows you could see the river and part of the sea depending on where you stood.
Then the kids told me to smoke, I think it was crack, I don’t know, I don’t like drugs.
So I smoked crack and I felt literally nothing while the kids were high as fuck, I thought they looked silly so I decided to leave like the very responsible adult I am.
Then I got caught by the older siblings of one of the teenagers. And I should stop watching shadowhunters because they were shadowhunters, and they gave me or I somehow had shadowhunter powers.
I ran away from them and saw two teens running around a house, one of them had Angel wings and white clothes and the other had split wings and clothes in black and white.
The Angel was trying to take off the other girl’s clothes so I stopped her and told her “girl wtf leave her alone” but the other girl changed her clothes for all white stuff.
Then the older sister of the girl in black and white appeared and she was wearing all black and told me that she just wanted her sister to be pure again???
So I left because I was weirded the fuck out and went back to the other house because I didn’t know where else to go.
The teenagers were gone but I was butt naked when I got inside the house, like my clothes just disappeared. So I told them “lol what the fuck is going on?”
And they told me that I was a shadow hunter and that now I needed special clothes for some reason, even though they don’t wear special clothes in the series.
I ran outside naked and got in a random person’s car that was trying to save a child from a kidnapping and they were like “hey look, she’s here, perfect, now you can help us” it was a police officer and two women, an older woman, and a younger woman, now he had me too, he would take us up some hill to attack the dudes that kidnapped the child.
After somehow saving the child (I had woken up) I was given some clothes and they took me back to the house where the shadowhunters were living at and I told them “just so you know, I don’t want to do drugs with any of you, first off they do nothing to me, second I don’t want to know what they would do to me if I tried them for long enough”.
And then I woke up. Maybe I should stick to watching the moomins so I stop having weird ass realistic nightmares.

No. 1589061

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Had my first lucid dream today, everything was really blurry and it didn't last very long but the moment I realised I was dreaming I experienced such an intense body high I almost jumped out of my bed it felt like I was on shrooms

No. 1589703

I had a dream I taped a (printer paper + sharpie) sign to my forehead that said "anyone want to try gay sex with me?" and walked around the disaster shelter after some sort of apocalypse kek

No. 1589706

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No. 1589714

>>1589706
is she recording or just gazing judgmentally at something on her screen?

No. 1589717

>>1589714
She's making the above post on lolcow dot org

No. 1589880

I keep having dreams about jelly structures. Like those building models architects make, but made out of translucent gelatin with a slight wobble. Sometimes with little colored gelatin shapes embedded inside. Today it was a model apartment building. Then I got sucked into the building and it became a real, normal version of the model. There was an entire floor dedicated to japanese baths with about a gajillion elderly women just chilling in them. I wanted to get in too but then I woke up. Fuck you jelly dream i wanted to take a relaxing soak with peaceful old ladies.

No. 1589934

>>1589880
I wish I were a dream tourist, the jelly structures sound amazing, would love to see

No. 1590872

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Let's just say he's right.

No. 1590877


No. 1590888

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>>1589880
You astral projected

No. 1591081

>>1589061
congrats nonnita may your dreams be lucid and full of charging energy. And PSSST…If you focus your energy into your feet you can fly into space like an iron man!

No. 1591183

>>1590888
Sweet nostalgia

No. 1591802

I dream about a sims update that expanded the number of spells/hexes that spellcasters were able to do that basically revolutionized the whole game. It allowed a lots of fun dynamics & and gave The Sims their very needed edge back. I was making an oc of mine in the game just because i wanted to fuck with her and the new hexes and it was such a mess lmao. In the middle of the game I was thinking "this is so funny. There is no way this mechanic wasn't added as someones fetish fuel but i don't care" while i was on the middle of putting an animal transformation hex in her.
The other part of the dream is that for some reason the television turns on and is on cartoon network (!) And that oc i was playing before was some sort of cn mascot too. I saw three ads, two shows around her and a bumper. One was a live acction show about my oc (the tween oriented, clearly cheap type) that showed her as an adult in a dark fantasy setting. The other show was cartoon based on her childhood that gave the vibe of "this should be on as but since it's a popular character we censor the worst parts and put it here" with a sightly fantastic theme and a lineless art (it had a lot of character lmao i wish i could draw it) and lastly, the sightly disturbing bumper ad. The bumper was realistic (it was neither an actor playing my oc or a cartoon, it was… her) and weridly personal because it was filmed like a hidden camara filming a bathroom door, like the viewer is stalking her or watching a filmation of someone's stalking her. It showed my oc filling a kettle in the bathroom and then going to the kitchen and being VERY loud and then she cames back running and picks the camara and start screaming "sorry i'm bothering you?! I'm bothering youu!?" and before she can get more angry the shot is cut, a voiceover says "yes!" And shows the shitpost gameplay i was doing in the sims earlier with cute music as a joke, like "get toned down to appear in cn" The disturbing part here is that my oc wasn't talking to the audience or someone on the bumper, she was talking to me because the loud noises in the dream somewhat woke me up. I think i should write this oc more lol

No. 1591896

I dreamt that an idol i like turned out to be a tranny.

No. 1591955

Last night I had a dream about my best friend’s ex-husband. In the dream my friend and I were travelling through a hybrid city of the place I grew up and where we went on holiday together last year. We kept catching and changing trains to lose him but in the end he was at our hotel. I shoved clothing from cupboard into my friend’s suitcase and sent her on her way while trying to distract him by “hearing him out”. Sometimes I keep tabs on his social media and I probably shouldn’t have looked him up before bed - it makes me so mad that he’s studying counselling and works with children now.

No. 1595071

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No. 1595102

I had a dream (nightmare) about being a single mum last night. My dream-child was a genius and could talk as soon as she was born. The most vivid part of the dream was when I was laying in bed with an ex-bf (can't remember which one appeared in the dream, but it was either the most recent or 2nd most recent I think) hugging the child to my chest. I think I actually felt what's described as 'maternal instinct' in that part of the dream. Freaky as fuck, especially considering I went travelling recently and decided that I wanted to travel more and live my own life, not have children…

No. 1595113

Perfect this thread is at the top for the weird shit I just experienced

I was at my childhood friends house telling her about how my life has been going, except the house looks a little different, it's kind of messy, and my offers to clean it or organize it bother her. She lives alone in the house since her father left it to her. Also she's 11 years old again for some reason. I felt like she was lucky to get a free house but she's living all alone as a child there which is strange.

Then later some other kid comes over that I don't know and we decide to go hang out around. I wanted to go to my favorite old candy store but I had no bike or car or license. He offers to bring us somewhere because he has a car. We are all hanging out in some group but all of my cats are with us, cuddling with a couple people. I say I need to get back and will hire a care with a driver to take all my stuff and cats back home. I am eating dinner and suddenly I guess I am an assassin or something because I kill someone in a restaurant and walk out with the knife. Downstairs waiting is a lamborghini where I put my pile of swords and weapons in the back, my cats in the front, and get it with some friends to go home. And then we laugh about how this must be life for rich people everyday.

Why even do drugs if I can get this on the regular

No. 1596477

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I had this dream a couple weeks ago but I eventually forgot to post it. Basically lolcow was a physical library and all the books were threads. There were multiple people at different "books" reading them together. There were a few scrotes that for some reason weren't kicked out, they just lingered around with others reading threads. It didn't seem like anyone really talked but their was definitely talking in the background. It was so cozy, it had nice warm lighting and wooden chairs. My perspective was sort of aerial overseeing everything, kind of like the perspective of animal crossing. Unfortunately, the library started getting infiltrated by some people and everyone just silently left one by one.

No. 1596673

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Last night I dreamt that I went to therapy for the first time. It was in this inflatable dome in a foresty park near the city. After my session I realised it was the same therapist a few of my friends frequent and one of them was waiting outside for his session. I went really pale because I was absolutely convinced that he was eaves dropping on me. Also I found and ate an expired but unopened KitKat in an abandoned shopping trolley on the way home.

No. 1598555

I'm going to Japan this summer and I can't stop dreaming about it but it's not positive, like I'm getting lost on my way to the guest house, I forget my passport, I meet people if rather forget about… it's not good for my anxiety kek.

No. 1600762

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“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.” -Frank Herbert

No. 1601580

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i had a dream that me, my brother, an my dad were on vacation in Rome, but Rome looked just like suburban america. We entered a taco bell and sat down at a booth, and while waiting for our order, that streamer guy Critical or whatever sits down in the open seat next to me.
>I asked, "what are you doing in Rome?"
>he said "I'm here to get plastic surgery on my eyes."
>I said, "why? your eyes look fine."
>he says "i don't know, it's just something I always wanted."
We all ate burritos and then he said he was off to surgery. Then the dream teleported me to the hospital, and he walked out of the operating room with giant cartoon eyes (picrel, artistic rendition). I said "this is probably gonna hurt your brand" and he said "I don't care, i've never been so happy in my life."

No. 1601581

>>1601580
kek omg

No. 1601587

>>1601580
anon, what the fuck

No. 1601681

There was a huge tv and there was several people circling around the tv, I was in the middle of it with my keyboard trying to spell mushroom but failing multiple times.

No. 1601690

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I had a lucid dream and it could be perfect, but there were annoying details out of my control. I had a regular dream and suddenly I felt like I could say anything, and then I got horny, and I've never been a big fan of young Brad Pitt but he arrived in a car and he looked like he did in Meet Joe Black. I said that I could give anything to him, well, because I was omnipotent, but could he give me something nice first and what it would be? He said he could give me head. I was a bit surprised but satisfied with the answer. The problem was that all the places were crowded and people would bother me so it didn't happen and I guess I wasn't omnipotent after all. My lucid dreams are mostly like real life, I can control myself, I can control my surroundings just a little bit but usually everything and everyone else are out of my control.

No. 1601728

>>1601580
KEK this made me laugh irl

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No. 1606408

There were two bunnies in my apartment, a white one and a gray one. I reached out to pet the gray one, and it said it'd rather die than be touched by me, and then if dropped dead. Hardest rejection I ever faced, ngl.

No. 1610642

Hasan was in my dream. He was sitting on a couch watching TV and I was sitting at the dining table. The dining room and living room were together in one huge room so I guess we were in a really large house. He tells me to help myself to some cake so I got up to go look at it. I opened the fridge and I saw a cake that was a medium sized ladybug. I noticed it had a skinny hole on the side which was meant to be its mouth because when I got closer, a skinny pink noodle came out of it, wiggling. Then I woke up.

I don't even like or care for Hasan. I'm taking this as a threat.

No. 1610648

>>1606408
ngl bunnies are sensitive little bitches and if they could talk they probably use hyperboles like that.

No. 1611061

I went to the American Museum of Natural History. I was somehow roped into explaining to a tour group the concept of soccer nets. I also went into the gift shop, went past the kids’ stuff to the area I expected to be more all-ages or adult-oriented, but it just contained aisles and aisles of wine.

I was hungry, and in the dream the museum now had a food court. There was a place that sold Indian fusion food and smoothies. I saw them making a sandwich that sort of looked like a vada pav, and decided in my head that I wanted that. However, before I could place my order, the woman working there said “so that’ll be two falafel samosas.” I just went along with it and said sure, but internally, I was thinking that even though I like both falafels and samosas separately, a falafel samosa sounds really dense. It was okay, but like I predicted, dense.

No. 1612342

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Not a busterfag but I had a dream about him. He was a guest star on some daytime talkshow, somehow still alive, just very very old, (like 80-90 something years old) and also the only person still in black-and-white form. So as he's introduced he's acting normal and friendly, you know shaking everyone's hand and all, at one point he does a silly bit where he acts like he's walking in the wrong direction then goes the correct way, but before he goes to sit he suddenly turns towards the camera, flips the middle finger and yells "FUCK YOU", then goes on an angry rant about some medicine that made his eyesight invisible (he specifically says "invisible", not blind idk). Then the dream cuts off.

No. 1612954

I keep having dreams that involve redlettermedia. A few weeks ago I had one where a package addressed to rlm was sent to me by mistake so my dad and I drove for hours just to deliver it to their studio and rich evans was really grateful and we ended up talking with him for hours and befriending him. now these past few nights I’ve had dreams where they include a clip of me in their videos? in my most recent two dreams there is a serial killer on the loose in my town and so I made a funny video like “how to survive a serial killer” and they include it in some film review video and Mike and jay are like wow this girl is so funny. i then proceed to brag about it to all my friends.

No. 1613147

>>1612342
you're an honorary busterfag now. based

No. 1613712

I dreamed that I was at a party in a new neighborhood. For some reason Shayna was there and I had to tell her not to eat cereal off the floor. I haven't read her threads so no idea if this is normal behavior for her or not, but it was vivid enough to remember while awake!

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Popular products of their time are just another bullet dodged..

No. 1617074

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I had this dream again some days ago, I posted maybe over a year ago about dreaming about lc. We had this big building, each set of floor was dedicated to a board. Top was the meta, bottom was ot. I got up to the media board floors, There was this huge cafe full of plants with nonnies sitting around tables discussing random stuff. I walked to a little library full of vintage manga and picked some to read. Last year my dream was interrupted by some moids invading the building and being violent, but this time I just chilled and drank coffee while reading. It was good.

No. 1617520

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I dreamt of some scrote a while back who ghosted me. I has 2 dreams of him in about a week. Wtf? Everything on my heart wants to text him but he clearly isn't interested. I scared him off or he got a girl or something. Nonnies hold me back. AH.

No. 1617528

Romantic dream about paymoneywubby and I couldn't tell you why. It gave me butterflies, I woke up feeling kind of sad. I am 100% not attracted to that man but I do watch him when he streams 90 Day Fiance so I'm blaming it on that.

No. 1617537

>>1617520
You're probably just ovulating it'll be okay

No. 1617545

>>1617537
so you're 100% certain I shouldn't text him right

No. 1617550

I was cuddling with some cute guy at what I thought was a warehouse I just accepted I worked at in my dream, and then horrified I realized I was at the top of a set of bleachers in a gymnasium but the cute guy that was with me turned around to look back at me and was suddenly Dianne Wiest and I snatched my arms back so horrified and ran out

No. 1617995

>>1617545
nta + saw this too late but yes nonna, don't text him kek
have you considered finding another scrote who isn't ghosting you

No. 1618814

Billy the puppet
Billy the puppet
Gothic sadist that name means fucked up games, he's
Billy the puppet
Billy the puppet
Jigsaw's scary marionette

No. 1624430

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Americans and Floridians feel like two different people with the shit they've had to deal with..

No. 1624444

>>1624430
Wrong thread nonnie.

No. 1627659

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i had a dream my ex who isn't/was never really my ex from when i was a teenager e-mailed me ( because we went ghost on eachother years ago and it was realistically the only way she could have contacted me in ) to tell me off about how she found out "i" was posting anonymous shittalk about her that i can't even remember what it was but probably something angsty and stupid on some theunsentproject.com type of website and that it was "so obvious" it was me. and her proof was that she tracked the post's ip address that showed her that it was made in my country, whole time none of the posts were made by me and i knew i wouldn't do that. but somehow in the dream for a while the e-mail brought me more peace and almost joy of being contacted by her again than i was freaked out or even offended by it, if anything i was just scared because i really didn't want her to think that i would do that. something like that did actually happen to me without the contacting part or the person posting from my country. i snooped on her account about a year after our separation to find that she posted screenshots from that website of posts she thought were likely made by me, none of which actually were and i wouldn't have even thought of it myself then kek. i didn't know how to formulate a believable response to explain myself and i didn't even know where or who would post something that specific that from my country and why. to frame me? why? i don't think i know now or then anyone who would do that. i mean i would believe it if i were her tbh i am a spiteful person afraid of actual confrontation, it tracks. the misunderstanding made me feel so sick i woke up in cold sweat kek
cringe juvenile dream i should have had when i was 16 but i was too numb on antipsychotics amongst other medications to give a shit about or even be aware of what was going on in my life. totally transported me back to high school and resurfaced memories

No. 1628569

Lately I have alot of dreams where I spend months or even years in the dreams, does anyone know what causes this? I love dreaming but my dreams are usually nightmarish alot of times its just reliving sa, or getting lost in dark confined spaces/ trying to find something while feeling like I'm being hunted by something that I can't see

No. 1632504

anyone into dream interpretation? my mom dreamt of me wearing a white birthday dress ( think of those poofy tulle ones children wear, i couldn't find an adult picture ) and extremely sick looking. later in the dream i was held up and escorted by two men ( was unconscious? but not sure ) and they explained they were taking me away because i had a really bad fever. does it mean bad fortune or say something about our relationship?

No. 1632567

Bump I dream of murdering everyone who posts CP and splashing around in their blood

No. 1632725

I thought Pooh was to Globalization to what that obvious guy was to Socialism.
In reality Pooh was just the J. Stalin equivalent..

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No. 1635435

>>1553987
Anyone care to interpret, I keep having a re-occuring dream where I'm being driven in a car, sometimes I'm in the passenger seat, or in the back, there's other people the car; it's either some sort of generic red sports car or a red truck, we always turn on a street; we're late for some type of doctors appointment for me, the car crashes, either into another car or some sort of wall/tree, it flips, and we're all stuck in it; only myself and the driver survive, the others pass on the way to the hospital, the driver is always romantically involved with another person in the car, after the wreck we end up together with a kid they had somehow, it's either I was a surrogate for them (hence the appointment we were going to) or they had the kid already/ after the wreck somehow

No. 1635441

I was banned on lolcow dot farm in my dream and the ban page did not give me a reason.

No. 1635460

My dreams are always scary in some sort of way. 2 days ago I had a dream that I was in my old home, and through the wall I could hear someone outside torturing and killing a dog. It was awful.

No. 1636208

This one for all the older weebs out there.
Today I had a dream about Hetalia getting it's "the end" movie and everyone on the internet were like "maybe you are not into Hetalia for more than 10 years now, but you NEED to watch the ending scene, it's fantastic". So I searched all of the YouTube for the ending and as usual in dreams, my phone kept slipping out of my hands, the app crashing, etc…
So, I've finally found it and was blown away. It was a high production music video with crazy visuals that change art style with each pov character. I especially loved Germany, he was so handsome, but he was nothing as I remember him, cause he was very loud and friendly (I guess it was implied he was drunk???). I found him so pretty that I kept rewatching his scene over and over again.
So, the weirdest thing is that forgot about Hetalia a long time ago. Like, I didn't touch it since 2012 or so. And I never liked Germany, cause he never was my fav. But now I need to browse for some APH fan art.

No. 1637062

I had a dream I was hanging out with a couple of bad dudes, I think they were criminals. Then the one started talking about how they were gonna start taking roids to work out and get stronger. And I lectured him that it's unhealthy and he should just go natty. And he asked me what it meant and I explained and he just went awww you care about us huh like I was stupid

No. 1640299

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>have a dream where I beat someone to death
>wake up shaken
>go back to sleep
>have a dream where I stab someone to death

No. 1640314

The other day I had a dream that Hulk Hogan's voice kept playing over a loudspeaker we couldn't find and I spent like two days trying to pinpoint why his voice was so familiar before finally realizing it was Hulk Hogan

No. 1640342

>>1640314
lol
>>1640299
i often have dreams of stabbing people to death. most of the time it's a complete stranger that either is following me and wants to hurt me, or someone i offend and then they want to hurt me. i always tell them to go away and that i will stab them, but they keep coming anyway and they never say anything. i always stab them in the neck over and over, and then i feel bad and comfort them as they die, and tell them i didn't want to do that but they wouldn't listen.

No. 1640347

>>1632504
A white dress represents purity and innocence. the sickness means something is dying. the men taking you away is some external force. maybe your mom feels like she is losing you, or it may be some aspect of herself that you represent. that being said, it's hard to gauge the accuracy of a dream interpretation because so many things can be going on with a person, especially without knowing more about them. sometimes they don't mean anything.

No. 1640357

>>1635435
being a passenger, especially in the back seat means that you don't feel in control, either someone else is making decisions for you or things are just happening, and you can't get a grip. the car crashing could mean that you are stuck (you can't keep driving), it could also mean that you feel something bad is going to happen if you aren't in control. the kid/surrogacy thing has to do with responsibility, maybe you are afraid of responsibility or have too much on your plate, hence not feeling in control.

No. 1640384

>>1640342
Really? Ive never felt the sensation of stabbing something with a knife (besides like… food) so i don't think I would ever have a dream like that, you can feel the action? I have used various objects to try to defend myself in dreams but oftentimes it won't 'work' because I don't know the sensation irl. Even when I shoot guns in like, zombie dreams they only work about half the time because I've shot guns but not so instantaneously. So they start clicking like an empty nerf gun and then I panic.

No. 1640400

>>1640384
there isn't really a sensation to it in the dream, mostly i am focused on the fact that if i don't kill them then i will get hurt or die. it also feels very personal, not that i know the person or we have any history, but it's sort of intimate (not in a sexual way) just this thing of being in a life or death struggle with another human. so the last thing on my mind is how the knife feels going in, usually there isn't any blood. i actually had one two nights ago where i was walking through a park and i must have said something wrong to these people playing basketball because this guy started following me and i went into a tunnel with him following me. the usual happened where he kept walking toward me and i told him to stop before stabbing him in the neck. he had this look on his face like "well that was stupid i cant believe i am going to die now", i felt bad and sort of cradled his head with my hand while the life left his eyes. it beats getting stabbed in a dream though, i had that happen once and it was a very scary experience.

No. 1641118

https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/356146
(Not that it doesn't deserve to be in shitposting either)(absolute retard)

No. 1641424

I dreamt I had a ginger son last week. He was sitting in my lap and he was trying to eat an already bitten burger so I got on to him and then my mom, who was sitting across from me, got on to me for getting on to him. I guess we were in a restaurant.

No. 1644942

Dreamt that i made a nerdy boy obsessed with me, he was really cute and i thought it was real. I was weighing my options if i should date him and then marry him. Too bad it was just a dream. I would marry him, I knew he would treat me right.

No. 1647970

I've pretty much always considered myself straight, but today I dreamt that this girl was making out with me on her bed, and that I didn't hate it? And the thing is this isn't the first time I've had dreams of getting intimate with other women. I remember just mostly feeling guilty cuz I'm currently dating a man.

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I was Brienne of Tarth and i was trying to wash myself in an old victorian mansion's bathroom. The room was tiled even with a tile ceiling with multiple tiled tubs and toilets. Some sleazy gypsy guy with a pitbull hit on me and it annoyed me because i just wanted to have a bath and go away from there.

No. 1648165

I had a dream that I went to a restaurant that had a gimmick where you tried to solve a mystery while you ate. Depending on where you were sat they gave you a different mystery. You were given clues based on what food you got (I don't think you actually picked what you got?) or at random by your server and you had a time limit to solve it, but my party never did. Seems like the time limit was unrelated to how long you actually took to eat or how long you actually sat in the restaurant so we found it dumb. You want me to order food and then not eat it and let it get cold so I can focus solely on solving a fake mystery? Also one of the things we ended up being served was fried lobster, like the entire thing was breaded and deep-fried and I had no idea how to eat it and my party made fun of me.

No. 1648265

Maybe my dreams have been instructing me on what bullets to dodge this whole time (and why I have every right to feel contempt for the ones who shoot them in the first place - -).

No. 1649021

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last night i had a dream where i was a young man getting kidnapped by some gangsters, they bought me to a mansion and showed me all kinds of torture methods they gonna do to me, i sneaked on a truck and escaped. then the 2nd dream started, now i was a little girl, got kidnapped by the same gangsters, escaped again, but it was a bit harder, i had to run on foot and hide in a rice field. it was like a criminal action movie

No. 1649695

Timothee Chalamet has become my subconscious’ stand in for my ex and I had a dream he whipped it out and it was huge but I didn’t even get to duck him I just gave him a blowjob and I just feel like that means I’m extremely down bad for my ex because I never used to get horny over watching a moid cum/giving blowjobs but now it’s all I fantasize about. Even though I’ve always known I’ve been attracted to men I never really got turned on looking at their bodies until recently. It’s really strange like these aren’t new revelations but o actually feel genuinely (normally) attracted to moids for the first time in my life kek.

No. 1651364

I had a disgusting nightmare last night of my family being out in public and my grandma dressed half-naked behaving promiscuously (or overtly sexual). It was like some sort of hypomanic sexual dementia in my nightmare and my uncle was giving in & enabling her. It was fucking disgusting and horrible. I felt so sickened when I woke up.
I was thinking of my other grandma with dementia the day earlier and I think that's what triggered this dream but I hate that it had such a perverse sexual tone to it. It was almost like I was being shown the worst possible outcome of dementia.

No. 1653466

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I was in a zombie apocalypse trying to transport 2 cats and 2 kittens to safety with another woman and i think 2 children. We went through a dark city full of zombies and i was choking them and cutting away their heads from their bodies just with my hands. It was pretty stressful because there were a lot of zombies at one time. Then we went throu a building and suddenly we were in a mexican village. No people around. We were walking slowly and quietly but then we heard that a lot of zombies are on the move so we tried to hide in a bunkbed covered in blankets. There was a zombie skeleton in that bunkbed and we switched places with him in a way he didn't saw us.

No. 1653469

after reading twitch/youtuber threads i had a cringy nightmare in which i was jerma-ftm-single mother and someone kidnapped my two sons, but my only concern was how to seduce some young woman only because she is asian

No. 1656189

I've had three dreams on a row where my ex either pressures me for sex or he straight up rapes me kek the 1st one he forced me, the second one was consensual and the 3rd one he was pressuring me to sleep with him. He never did that during our relationship so what the fuck is up lmao

No. 1657217

It's already been 15 hours since then but the one thing I remember from my dream last night was that my kitchen was involved, at least the equipment in it, and other people. Maybe from the old MasterChef France Season 3 episodes I'm watching currently or people from that new TV show The Traitors (the French version) which I'm watching over the summer.
I remember especially dreaming about one goddamn vegetable/fruit knife that is sharp af, and other people using it and getting themselves injured or close to it and them cursing at that knife.

IRL I almost chopped parts of my skin off my fingers working with that knife on different occasions, so I think somewhere, my subconscious is saying "Fuck this goddamn knife".

No. 1659578

I dreamt of my high school crush again. The dream went out of it's way to show me what a loser i am. She was putting on her makeup, she's a makeup instragram person now, and i was just sitting there with my boyfriend and then fixing the electricity or something… doing some repair work and maintenece and petting feral cats. All i thought was how beautiful she is even now when we're adults and that i never had a chance.

No. 1662915

I had a dream that when I was taking a shower, I noticed my clit grew (not a lot, but just enough to make it more visible) and then it switched to a wet dream where my crush was licking it but then before it got really good, i woke up. And I was so sad when I realized none of it was real, kek.
This one was surprisingly normal for me compared to my usual crazy ones, and on that topic, does anyone else get really crazy "wet" dreams that are complete nonsense you would never be into irl? And usually never go anywhere? I usually have such story-like odyssey dreams with plotlines and emotional drama like a movie, but when it comes to horny ones, my dream generator malfunctions and runs on 10% power, kek. I can't lie, I'm a little mad– I finally got one with a good premise, but the duration issue remains. I will never stop holding out hope that one day I'll get to experience a normal wet dream.

No. 1667462

bisexual confirmed. just had a dream i had a bf and it was only half of a claustrophobic nightmare. also conan obrien was there as my taxi driver in driving me inside the premises of a mall who protected me from two criminals with weapons that were there with us in the vehicle kek so random. met my middle school class and had a messy party and we were eventually kicked out by our former french teacher

No. 1669135

I dreamed I had sex with the moon.
It sounds funny but it was actually really disturbing…

No. 1669155

I was looking at adoption animals last night. Had a dream I adopted a dog, 2 parrots, 2 hamsters, and 1 guinea pig. The dog killed one of the hamsters. The first parrot was mean unlike the 2nd so I rehome it. And the rest were basically running around my place making a mess. I think I took the dog back after it killed my other pet.

No. 1669434

I was a man and I had sex with a morbidly obese woman and ate her out and it took forever for me to cum so I faked it and then I left

No. 1669568

I had such a weird dream last night.
I was with my dad just hanging out with him at a mall, I think it was some sort of Father-Daughter cute experience that we paid for, because we were at a theater watching some play, I was wearing cute and comfy clothes, nothing too fancy but not basic either.
And then the play ended, and they announced that they would present the play of Swan Lake, but that they needed some actresses, so they told us to wear a fancy dress (if we paid for it) so my father told me “go wear something fancy” and gave me a really pretty dress, it was actually the dress I wore for my confirmation but it was prettier.
So I went up the stairs of the stage and they told me to get changed with the other stars.
The issue is that the theater was in a huge mall, and the changing stalls for the stars were place somewhere that anyone using the escalator would see everything.
I tried to show as little skin as possible but someone saw me changing my clothes, I only noticed by an instant.
When I got out of the stall, I noticed that my shoes were too frumpy, like sneakers level of frumpy. So I grabbed a credit card (I don’t know if it was mine or my father’s, it was probably his) and bought some silver shoes because I wanted to look great while being Odette.
That’s when I noticed that someone was following me.
I tried to run away and even considered changing my hairstyle at the hair salon but I somehow didn’t have money? So I ran back into the theater.
Then shit got bizarre.
Two of my husbandos were actually seeing the whole thing with the dude using the police to chase me around the mall, so they decided to help me out.
But during the play, I was dancing with the very handsome prince and that’s when the weird ass dude caught me with the help of the police.
My father was furious but there was nothing he could do.
So they even kicked him out of the mall.
I somehow got raped by the weird dude that kidnapped me? It was weird as fuck.
Then shit got even more bizarre.
I was trying to get back on the stage, some people were singing something in a language I haven’t heard before, I managed to see some weird people in suits all high as fuck, dancing in a circle, and behind the curtains of the stage there were a bunch of people naked, the dude that tried to kidnap me was in the middle and they were getting ready for something.
So I tried and tried but I couldn’t get on the stage, there was a weird door, I knocked on the door a bunch of times and demanded them to let me go and to leave me alone. But everyone else that was sitting on the seats of the public was laughing and telling me that I could just leave.
And I could physically leave the place but it’s like I was telling them to let go of something of mine that they got when I got raped by the dude?
I managed to get on the stage and that’s when I noticed that I was dreaming so I changed things a bit to my favor after all.

No. 1669892

Two nights ago, I dreamt that some woman walked into my place of work with an ice cream and that I had to tell her to eat it outside cuz it isn't allowed in my workplace.
It happens IRL so often already that I think my subconscious is tired of that shit.

No. 1674542

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J'avais un sommeil tröp bizarre (que presque s'etre cauchemar):

Il a un show de disney channel d'etait sur…le famille du Malefica (o peux etre qu'est d'il personnage du Susan Sarandon d'Enchantado) et…Groucho Marx poignarder le neveu d'il même personnage, dans un sofa…

Wtf

No. 1674764

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I had a super vivid dream last night that my sigma male coworker finally snapped and shot up a health retreat. It was a corporate event so we had to get the whole team out without him knowing and I genuinely felt like I was going to die. At one point he caught me and lay hands on me and I had to talk him down. And then I had dreams of corporate meetings about how we were going to deal with it in terms of PR. What does my subconscious know about this guy that I don’t.

No. 1674768

>>1674542
what's with the google translate anon

No. 1677986

Back in I think like 2011 or 2012 I requested a cover of Hirari, Hirari from my at the time favorite YouTaite. I dreamt she finally uploaded it. She didn't. In fact, she hasn't been active in about two years.Have my favorite cover of it.

No. 1678004

>>1677986
Oh, I love that song nonna.

No. 1680324

Had a dream last night where me and my friend had to attend this class together where the professor was a pope who was screaming at everyone. He sent us to a mental hospital. I escape from the mental hospital and left her behind, except I’m only wearing underwear and I have a shirt covering my chest but for some reason it doesn’t occur to me to put it on. Then, I run into this music school near the mall where I live. Couples from my college are walking inside and seeing me in this state. I run outside. A geeky girl (that I know irl) from inside gives me a corset top to put on and I say thanks, meanwhile two really mean girls from high school are standing behind her except they look like geeks just like her. Then I go to the grocery store with my niece (who is the same age as me and much more extroverted). She keeps talking about this ship I used to like in high school. We come up on this place where they have a lot of rice and I say “lol, what if they had ship rice” and she gets angry at me.

No. 1680359

I was looking at this girl who was writing stuff in a classroom, and then I was her, I thought I just wanted to get over school and graduate, so I avoided talking to people in general and tried to focus on my studies.
I was trying to finish copying the class so I could copy the exercises for an exam.
The thing is, that the exam was in this huge and weird bathroom/locker room with people getting changed and everything.
I went between these stalls and there was a wall made of rock with a whiteboard with some mathematical stuff written that I was copying.
Some girls got mad at me because they wanted to copy my work, but I told them that I didn’t want them to copy my stuff.
So I tried to hide, but then a guy tried to attack me because I shouldn’t have told them I didn’t want them to copy my stuff.
Then there was a growl, like I felt that growl, it was loud and deep, so I froze, everything shook like there was an earthquake and everyone got crazy.
A bunch of people, even those girls were trying to make me drop on the ground.
I hid from them but then the guy who tried to attack me found me and tried to take off my clothes.
Then I woke up.

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ಠ_ಠ
You dont wanna know…(ಠ_ಠ)

No. 1682838

Shoutout to the girl i met in a dormroom in my dream. If i meet you one day i will cook you REAL ramen and not the package noodle, love you bestie

No. 1684097

Two nights in a row I dream of a giant ginger man with a sexy thick buzzcut and I was sitting really close to him thinking about his blue basketball shorts like a retard and then suddenly it turns into a nightmare because I realize I'm a ginger too in a hand mirror and I had barely any eyebrows or eyelashes and panicked. There was a whole chain reaction of thought process where I realized they sat me down next to him because we were both ginger and not because I had a chance to fondle his [ ] and I was mortified. Why the fuck does my REM brain even have to ruin shit with realism. Let me have one fantastical moment.

No. 1684292

Today I dreamt that I was shot in the head and killed.
A random guy just all of a sudden put a gun to my head and pulled the trigger, and then for what seemed like several minutes I was crying, looking around for anyone to comfort me while I could feel my brain bleeding out and losing function before finally shutting down. It all felt so vivid and real and terrifying.

No. 1684387

>>1684292
I love dying in my dreams, it’s the best feeling ever. I wonder how close it is to the real experience. Sorry you didn’t like it though nona I can see why that would be distressing to some people.

No. 1684392

i had a dream last night that i was back in university, first day of classes and i was enrolled in a course called "Feet and Foot Culture". the professor was handing out pairs of crocs to the whole class but they ran out of size 7s so i remained croc-less.

No. 1684399

I dreamt a horse walked into my house and sat on me while I was sleeping.

No. 1684401

>>1684399
that's so funny what did you do

No. 1684408

>>1684292
Dying is so weird.
A few months ago I dreamt of the sun fucking died during my graduation party, it was so bizarre, I saw the sun just extinguishing on its own, I felt like when something pushes you really hard and makes you kind of bounce on the ground because of the impact, and then I couldn’t breathe, but I didn’t even panic because I thought that there was nothing anyone could do because it was the fucking sun dying and taking us with it.

No. 1684410

>>1684399
I guess you could said you had a nightmare.

No. 1684489

>>1684401
I walked it back to my neighbors house and they were like "Oh yeah she does that all the time."
>>1684410
kek

No. 1684696

>>1684410
I will tear you limb from limb

No. 1684939

>>1684930
Then everybody went chanting through the streets singing les mis

No. 1685143

where do you start learning about dream interpretation?

No. 1685678

>>1685143
Psychology and neurology I think. From what I know dreams are just recollections of stuff you experienced in your awake state plus memories and thoughts you have and sometimes your subconscious desires (or even ones you're aware of) all mixed up and processed during your sleep. I also heard dreaming is your brain's way of basically deleting any unnecessary 'files' in it and you see these 'files' while they're being deleted during your sleep.

No. 1685680

I'm so horny and sexually repressed (literally a virgin), so much so that about 95% of my dreams are dreams about sex and masturbation and it makes me feel so miserable because I'll probably never get to have sex or masturbate properly in peace since I have no privacy and I don't have the access to sex toys or anything. Sorry for accidentally venting.

No. 1685732

I had a dream I was a kid again and me and my sisters were staying a room that was in a house for rent. The renter said we could but just as a heads up there would be people coming in to look at the house. There was also a dog that we had to look after. We were all sleeping in the same room on a huge mattress on the floor that we shared. The people who came in to look was this pack of like 6 Russian dudes in tracksuits with shaved heads and adidas sneakers, they came into our room and sat in our bed and talked. To us, the other guy who looked at the house was some old shirtless guy attacked by the dog and it grabbed the guys wallet and ran to the room to bring it to us I was like oh I’m so sorry and he just said I could keep it and for some reason my sisters were scared to leave the room.

No. 1685746

Had a sex dream about the old man version of my celeb crush, smh how low is my subconscious self esteem that I can't even dream about him when he was hot? Even in the dream I was thinking 'ugh he's old…' but unfortunately the dick was good and unrealistically youthful so I was into it.

No. 1685748

had a dream in which i was wrongly accused of shoplifting

No. 1686167

I don't think I dreamt so much as entered an AU animated by Spike and Mike in the 90s (or at least every renowned animator ever from that decade) who took enough drugs to keep me from remembering the details properly past stuff related to salami, a possible inclusion of a comic strip character, and the fact I walked into different versions of these worlds (if not reanimations) as far as I can recollect.
I do, however, remember TWO things clearly:

-the fact a not too old animator named Kevin Lordi essentially said he retired from working online (or something similar) in a world related to his obvious 90s toon related muse.
-before waking up, one of my siblings, in the form of what I can only describe as a small U from Hosoda's Belle avatar, told me she "wanted to talk to me about something"


No. 1686397

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I have a shit ton of mangas and realized some weeks ago I can't find that one three-volume series anywhere because I don't remember in which random-ass box I put it when I cleaned up the last time. I dreamt I found it, but when I went to look for it irl, it wasn't there, so I'll continue hoping to randomly find it again some day…

No. 1686457

I'm having weird ass dreams about random men getting violently tortured or killed and it's all so graphic and disturbing, what the hell does it mean and why it started? Can't believe I miss all the clogged bathroom and scary dark street dreams, seem so comfy in comparison.

No. 1686480

I had a dream I went to a zoo but instead of it being like a normal zoo it was like an aquarium and the animals were forced to swim around in these large circular tanks with platforms. I was a different person but still a woman, I had a friend group of people I’ve never met before and a different boyfriend. We went into a room where a white tiger was treading water in a lower tank, circling us because the tank circled the room and served as walls. The water was low so I felt safe but it quickly started to flood and fill up. The tiger looked really mad and was able to jump out of the top of the tank because it wasn’t floor to ceiling. It took a bite out of my boyfriends head and started mawing people. It chased me out of the zoo aquarium to a grocery store. I kept running through the store and it chased me to a fair. I got into a Ferris wheel and felt safe at the top but it started to climb the fucking Ferris wheel. I woke up and was like ok wtf also I was clenching my teeth really badly lol what does it mean?? I have weird dreams a lot and this actually wasn’t that weird but it was insanely vivid and I think it’s weird that I was someone else with a life that included complete strangers that I loved

No. 1694680

I had a dream I was pregnant and my bf and I planned the baby shower giving birth etc
Then the baby comes out white af and my bf is suspicious about it and he is mad but I’m like babies just look different colors and I convinced him that he helped with the pregnancy and whispered lullabies to the baby while it was in utero so he’s still attached even if it’s not his biologically, so we raise the kid and years later the kid is like 9 but bigger than me and severely mentally retarded. My bf loves him like he’s his. He looks normal but he can’t speak and just walks around and babbles and screams and wobbles.
Were at the zoo with him and he scares some people cause he’s a huge retard and screams randomly. and I tell my sister I have been thinking of putting him in a home, my sister tells this to everyone. I get “cancelled” I get comments on stuff about how im evil, a bitch, stupid etc. on social media so I get a biological test done on him and find his real dad and this makes people even more mad at me including my bf who said he forgave me for my infidelity but didn’t want me to talk to him again, I find the guy who is a Swedish immigrant doctor, (he is like way tall like 6’5” and handsome and I guess we used to be a thing) he says he wants custody I say he can after I get to know him we exchange numbers and then I say goodbye and My bf is waiting for me outside in the car. He just glares at me and is cold to me
I come back to find my son sleeping he looks so peaceful and beautiful but he is difficult and it hurts that he’s like this. The guy texts me and asks how the baby is. I explain he’s not a baby, he’s a big kid, and he says oh and I walk out to the living room and my bf is sitting in there with his family and they are angry at me and the room is tense. My bf’s brother talks about how I’m a whore and evil and he has someone whisper to him from a closet. I look closer it’s my sister, she has been telling people I wanna get back with that kids dad and I’ve been cheating with him all along. I start to cry and then sit and eat with some other relatives, I say I don’t even really remember giving birth. My sister (not the one who slandered me) says she is exactly the same and doesn’t even remember the first year. Then I remember I never even slept with that swede. I get a DNA test and the kid is 100% Swedish and like he’s not even biologically mine,

No. 1694682

>>1694680
And then I tell this to people but nobody believes me his biological dad is rich and has another family so I decide to give him to him and everyone hates me.

No. 1694835

>>1694680
Omg I’m sorry you went through this dream anon this is dramatic

No. 1696451

I dreamt I was funposting on LC and made a post that went:
>go out with bisexual girl
>both of us never dated women before
>sex time
>turns out one/both of us aren't into pussy
>tfw
and anons started seething over it and infighting broke out later. what does it mean

No. 1697825

We were in my home country and my cousin was telling us she wanted to go to a hostel but wasn’t allowed to because they washed the place and the grandma didn’t allow her to since it meant that covid could pass easier. I was so pissed off I said it’s wrong. Some relative came and she started throwing money on the ground and we picked it up, she moved around the rooms and and I picked money up, there were these 200 notes and I picked them all. Then there was a discussion with my sister and I went with her to this hotel and she went downstairs, downstairs had these people that would sort of walk on the carpet like it was a runway and then go down again. My sister wen down with this girl so I sat around with the girls brother. We were sitting for a long time not saying anything (the place looked beautiful, right now as I try to remember I think of the mirror palais runway) after it had been a really long time I asked him if he wanted to go get his sister, I decided it was best if only one of us went (because in my head it was some spiritual dungeon down there) so I asked him if he loved his sister and he said yes but there was something weird in there so I asked if he meant it in a brotherly way or a romantic way and he smiled really hard and said it was very complicated. I went down stairs and they were having a competition everyone was shirtless for whatever reason, I asked the person hosting the competition if I could look for my sister and she said no I couldn’t because I wasn’t participating so I went outside from the glass door and I noticed all the food that was there, there was everything you could possibly think of and that’s where I found my sister and that girl and I told them we need to leave. They were being hesitant saying no they still want to try this one food but I was also stubborn and I said no we need to leave I am getting bad vibes from this place so I forced them up the stairs and the brother saw me and he smiled again (he looked like Jacob elordi) and said he was thankful. For some reason I had a strange vision, it was either that or, there was something playing on the TV and my memory is very hazy from here on because I cannot remember if the brother had been dead all along or if he had killed his sister in the bathroom of some hostel. But regardless, I had heard that and my first impression became that the downstairs was the land of the dead. Me and my sister were sitting upstairs when a “model” went downstairs but on her way we asked her to get us some water. She laughed slightly and said she can’t mingle and we laughed as well. After that we left that place and we’re walking around the “mall” (?) and we came across this Japanese couple on the phone and I took their phone from them and I was video calling their son who was downstairs. Then we went into a jewellery shop and again i did this, just talking to everyone I could about the downstairs. And then I woke up.

No. 1697843

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In my dream I figured out why anime appeals to autists. Autists have a hard time interpretting facial expressions, social cues and norms, predicting how a person is feeling, and how sincere they really are, etc. In anime, the expressions are exaggerated, the motives explained clearly in monologues only the audience can hear, visual cues via colors and lines represent the character's personality traits, intentions, emotions etc. When angry a person might look a bit more intense, focus their eyes more, slight retraction of pupils, slight crease in the forehead or furl of the lip. In anime, anger is shown by that symbol on the forehead ( like 4 "c's" in an inverted radial pattern idk the the name), the eyes will show all the whites and maybe eliminate the pupil/iris entirely, the mouth falls off the face or takes on an extreme grimmace with teeth showing, fists in the air, extreme hunch in the back like they are about to attack..who could mistake that for anything but the character being pissed off? Anime gives autists a sure sense of understanding the human condition and full spectrum of human emotion. They feel emotionally connected for the first time. Autists dont usually lack empathy, a lot actually are very sensitive and actually have way too much empathy. They just cannot recognize those emotions and experiences on other people. Anime gives the autist a doorway to experiencing the spectrum of emotion on other people in a way they easily understand.

No. 1699616

I had a dream that all power + the sun went out in America forever, and people were struggling to grow food until some workaholic scientist dude came along and developed a method to start growing food again. Then eventually a huge evil bunny overlord came down from space to offer something (not sure what, probably to help with the crisis) to all the most intelligent people in America in exchange that they must always feel despair and no positive emotions. The workaholic scientist dude accepted it and his already failing marriage just got worse. The bunny overlord also offered it to some other girl, who kinda looked like Velma in the new Scooby Doo, but she decided to trick the bunny by somehow accepting his offer but not actually giving up her emotions. Then I guess the bunny transforms into a fat guy, because later he was a fat guy and argued with her about something but she got away with whatever the argument was about. That's all I remember.
I do think my brain subconsciously got inspired by that bear from Danganronpa for the evil bunny. They talked the same kek.

No. 1699624

>>1696451
it was undoubtedly a glimpse into the future, or perhaps even a glimpse into the distant past. god knows the only thing this website consistently has is sneeding dykes who have a fit whenever the b word is mentioned

No. 1699818

The most common theme in my nightmares is being forced to live in a huge, complicated building and sharing a room with 2-5 other women. I've been living in student housing for nearly 4 years now, so it shouldn't faze me, yet I wake up feeling dreadful every time I have one of those dreams. There's literally no other element to these dreams, I'm just introduced to living in a new place and it turns out I have female roommates. I've always felt uncomfortable and gross around other women, ever since I was in elementary school, and it's the same in these dreams. I feel like I'm being a nuisance, making that living space dirty and worse for other women. I don't get it. I mean, I do, but why do I still keep dreaming about consistently it after so many years?

No. 1699833

>>1697843
>like 4 "c's" in an inverted radial pattern idk the the name
Anon… it's a cartoony vein popping because the character is angry. You never saw someone so angry or shouting so loudly you see their vein popping on their neck or forehead?

No. 1700385

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I'm not gonna get too into the dream, mostly cause I can't remember enough to describe it well to other people, but I was in a strange little town and working as a babysitter for a family. Something started attacking the family and they all died, but then my husbando showed up and saved me. We watched a movie together and then his body was opened like a plastic easter egg to reveal tons of cum spilling out of him, but the cum had the texture of elmers glue. I just rationalized it as him being backed up so all the cum just built up inside him.

Anyway, picrel is me with my husbandos internal glue cum.

No. 1700387

I once dreamed that I had a threesome with Lord Voldemort and the Joker.

No. 1700394

>>1700387
Time for an internet fast.

No. 1700438

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I had this weird dream that I was in bed and Doja Cat in this red bloody get up was on top of me trying to rape me and then she possessed me.

No. 1700679

>>1694835
Lol It’s ok it kinda like had that weird green lifetime movie filter over it the whole time

No. 1702217

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I had a weird dream about Shayna. While i am a Shaytard, her thread has been dead and I haven't been in it.
Last night I was watching Fallout New Vegas of all things before bed, and I had a dream of shayna.
>Shayna came over my house with a woman with curly black hair, who I did not reconize but apperently in my DreamLand I knew her.
>I tried to get on my phone and type, "omg nonas shayna is at my house right now!" on lolcow (kek)
>Didn't work
>Shayna tells me she knows I use lolcow and that I'm trying to get a picture of her to post to prove she's here.
>"Actually I'm done with sex work, if you want to post a picture of me and tell them it's fine"
>I say okay
>"And we are related"
>I don't remember what I responded with, I just know i felt bad after that and believed her kek
>I take five pictures of Shayna's face, all are blurry but it her, she poses for them smiling hard
>My house is in the background and I keep trying to find one that doesn't show my house
>I open my laptop to upload the pictures
>For some reason there's a Opera Tab open, with pictures of Shayna on lolcow on it. One is of her ass.
>Shayna sees it and her and the curly hair girl laughs at me
>I feel ashamed and try to explain that, "No I don't do that!"
>Shayna laughs and I take another picture of her
>I'm trying to type, "Shayna is at my house!"
But you know how in dreams whenever you try and type/write/or dial it doesn't work? That was what happened.
Then I woke up and for like 2 seconds I was like, "Damn I could've dropped some big milk"
It's so weird i dreamed of Shayna because I haven't really been in her threads or anything lately.
I literally spent last night drunk, watching fallout new vegas and playing Game Dev Tycoon on my phone.

No. 1702222

>>1700387
who was better and who was bigger

No. 1702284

>>1702217
i've had multiple dreams about shayna recently and also one where she says she knows i use lolcow and i'm posting about her. in all my dreams shayna was actually really nice to me.

No. 1702328

Last night I dreamt that I registered myself at a convention center booth to get myself a small tattoo of Yoshi (nothing else came to mind in the dream). It was a convention with different Twitch Streamers, and I registered for the tattoo because the streamer (who used to Speedrun Super Mario World and ROM Hacks, hence the Yoshi tattoo) used to be a tattoo artist.
Then we walked into the convention center halls, which are huge. And then all the booth names are written in Katakana and I can't remember how the name of the Streamer would be written in Katakana.

It was a wild fucking ride.

No. 1703438

I’ve been meditating a lot recently and have been told to pay special attention to my dreams. So tell me why last night I had a nightmare of this guy that was in one of my classes in college. This guy I barely knew but I know he had a huge crush on me (or at least found me very attractive) and gave me major awkward/autist vibes. He could never look me in the eyes. In the dream I remember sitting in an office of us and some dean/principal and we’re playing a “game” where we take one shot throwing a pen at eachother’s necks. They both miss each other, and then this guy Ii knew irl misses me, then I take my shot at him and I hit his neck. There was no blood even though it was in his neck and I remember him being shocked/taken aback.
What a weird dream, I’d call it a nightmare honestly kek

No. 1704935

i keep having these awful dreams about getting sexually assaulted i don't know what's up with that. it's almost happening to me night after night consecutively in different ways i keep waking up with a heavy chest and cold sweat they feel so real

No. 1705200

I had another dream about my teeth coming out last night. These seem to be increasing lately, though the overall percentage of actual nightmares has decreased. It was every night for a while. Not always about teeth, but very bad dreams. Some even torturous.

No. 1705203

>>1704935
I’m sorry anon, that sounds awful.

No. 1705793

I dreamed I was killing robots like Will in I Robot. Maybe playing Portal for the first time recently was related.

No. 1705794

>>1705200
My aunt says when you dream about your teeth falling out amd it doesn't hurt it means someone close to you is going to die. If they fall out and it hurts in your dream someone you're not close to will die.

No. 1705798

Had a dream last night where I was pregnant and about to give birth and got shoved into a car with a random guy and a woman next to me doing this weird pole dance type thing to the seat in front of her. I looked in the mirror and I could see my vagina pulsating through my underwear. It was weird. I then got to the hospital and went inside. I kept asking all the doctors where to give birth, but they wouldn’t tell me where, or would give me confusing directions. There was no secretary or help desk anywhere.

Pretty sure my brain had all the resources to have a sex dream, but then decided to create something incredibly unsexy.

No. 1705822

>>1705794
No way. I always dream about my teeth falling out and people around me don't die

No. 1705823

>>1705793
I had a weird dream I had a baby and when I went to see them in a NICU they would replace my baby with a robot and insist it was mine, I kept crying and begging for my baby then eventually moved to another NICU

No. 1706840

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I had a dream someone made a celeb thread and I was posting in it. I woke up to check if it was real and.. nothing. My brian fooled me.

No. 1706907

>>1706840
>dreaming about lolcor
you’re too far gone nonnie…im sorry xx

No. 1707218

Just had a series of non stop fuckin horrible dreams wtf
>was involved in ancient warfare for some reason and this one tribe did actual baby torture to get the other tribe to retreat
>my friend turned out to be a drug dealer and gave me some pills, I wanted more but was too embarrassed to ask so I stole from her and left behind $50. Then I was panicking and guilty because I didn't even know if I stole the right pills or if $50 was enough to cover it
>I must have made a bunch of druggie friends because I was going through garbage and handing out like, old men's arthritis pills to them as a gift
>for some reason RIHANNA contacted me to tell me to 'stay out of my emails, u not a jerk like this irl'

wtf did I do to deserve being scolded online by Rihanna, I woke up very demotivated

No. 1707230

my dream last night was both a mix of ridiculous but hitting too close to home, i was in this absurd city trying to run away from my parents but stupidly went home to get something and got caught. also in the dream i was considering telling them i want to date women. i wish i had a stupid cryptic dream i can't understand rather than this. it's not a nightmare but much more painful to wake up knowing all night i was pondering this that has no easy resolution.

No. 1707348

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I had a dream last night that I went to live on this like ranch/vineyard run by really strong no nonsense but fun older women (it was like they were different people from who they are IRL but Jane Fonda and Reba McEntire were there kek) and we had a little trattoria on the property to recoup money and we rode and cared for horses and I was a single mom raising my daughter there and it was so magical and sun-drenched and the vibes were so good I was legit sad to wake up kek. I want it to be a real place I want to go to there. There was fresh mozzarella and good sourdough bread and strong female bonds aplenty. Why can’t it be real.

No. 1707389

I was cuddling a man with the best hair to chest ratio and he was all noo dont get so close im sweaty I stink and I inhaled that underboob sweat like it was straight cochise

No. 1707392

>>1707389
Cocaine keeps autocorrecting to cochise wtf

No. 1707413

The other day I had a difficult time trying to convince the ramones you can't get a rabbit out of a chicken egg, and guess what? I was wrong, apparently you just have to make rabbits hatch chicken eggs and thats how you get rabbits out of eggs. They also sold me some magic grass (literal grass that is magic, for the rabbits), and I converted my chicken farm to a rabbit farm.

No. 1707805

I was nearly ready to bake some bread that I'd started the day before, but I was completely exhausted. In an hour's nap I had multiple dreams of "waking up" to see I'd slept all night, and overproofed my dough to the extent it was a black puddle of flies spilled on the counter. Thank god, I woke up to my real alarm.

No. 1707896

I dreamt that I was in the house I grew up in and my family was gone and I was only left with some evil stepsisters who made fun of me. Then those stepsisters left and some Asian gang leader lady came to take over the house. I was in my closet trying to get ready to secretly leave, but then her goons broke down the door and one (who was my cousin) was going to punch me but i ran away. I broke a window and slipped through it which cut my stomach. I kept running down the street until I saw a lady in her car. She let me in but for some reason she made me drive and there was also a man in the backseat yelling at me because I was terrible at driving. Then they took me to a little restaurant to get something to eat and was planning to take me back home, and I was like "I need medical attention and somewhere to stay". Then the dream ended.

No. 1707933

i dreamt i took pity on an unwashed autistic man who sperged about slushies, and kissed his forehead and i could smell the unwashed hair.
dream me is hopeless.

No. 1707938

>>1707933
maybe it represents loving the autist in yourself kek

No. 1708130

I had a dream that my shitty ex was respectful and decent. He had the day off and heard my mother had died, and so came over to help me clean. He was respectful, didn't say anything nasty, didn't talk down to me, and didn't try to initiate sex. I woke up with an unprecedented renewed loathing.

No. 1710147

>in my dream I lived in a decrepit, bleak, and eerie looking neighborhood. even my house looked like shit
>i needed to grab some chicken breasts, but the usual butcher was closed
>walk through the shitty neighborhood street full of dead leaves with empty houses left and right
>one of those houses has been used to keep live chickens, with a guard dog and two women working there
>women were shitheads to the chickens and dog
>i had invisibility power and scared them in return
>still no chicken meat and i now had to walk through the worst area
>it wasan empty, dark, forested area with tall ass leafless trees which branches covered the sky. some of them grew "cursed wood" which made a portion of their stem twisted and convoluted into resembling faces of the tortured.
>after leaving the area, i saw a crowded house. There, adult souichi (junji ito's character) was selling the cursed wood to unsuspecting rich people. he put it as if the wood is a panacea and talisman. i shook my head and walk on.
>reached the second butcher shop but it was closed. there were two litters of kittens near the store, all fat and cute.
>all kittens hisses at me, one grey kitten jumped and bit me (i genuinely felt that) as i backed off. i need to made it let go roughly. it hurted a lot but i didn't bleed.
>i walked back home because the vibe was getting more uncomfortable
>the second house was now empty. adult souichi greeted me and said it was a shame i missed the sale. i just laughed dryly knowing well the wood can kill people horribly.
>he showed off his new custom suit hangers and a display stand for his expensive watches. those looked good so i praised them and we cracked some jokes together despite me being terrified of him for the whole interaction.
>he gave me a wooden home deco item, it was cute (in the shape of white gerbera) and it has no demonic energy in it. i came home content despite not getting chicken and being bitten by a kitten.

No. 1712074

I quit smoking years ago IRL, but I had a dream about finding some really nice Japanese cigarettes in the promotional package for the re-release of a LEGO set (???) and smoking one on the roof of some bar at night. It felt realistic enough that I could taste it, and it was sweet and mild without any shitty burnt taste. I'm not about to go down to the gas station for some cigs but if I ever find the ones out of my dream I won't hesitate.

No. 1713269

Im convinced this stupid fucking moid put a weird lust spell on me or something. Multiple times a week I'll have a wet dream about this RA at my old college for no fucking reason. I'm not attracted to him, I've had less than a handful of conversations with him why?

No. 1713289

Anyone else have giant lake dreams with giant like vehicle sized gators? I get them reaccuring
>>1708130
I've been having these kinds of dreams over the years since my breakup too.
But whenever I have dreams of my ex being like you've described, I kind of feel like its my brain trying to heal. I can wake up angry too but overall, I feel like it is the brain processing and coming to terms with how i should have been treated?
I'm not sure about your context, but for me I feel like it is my brain wanting to feel closure too, since things ended with a lot of abuse, I want to see the opposite.

No. 1714252

Spent the whole time knowing it was a dream, even opening and closing a door a few times and watching the scene on the other side change. But I still didn't go fully lucid and just went along with the boring family scenes. Damn subconscious.

No. 1714258

>>1713289
Not huge ones but I do have dreams about having to avoid them, them being in the water around me etc.

No. 1715856

I’ve been thinking about a woman I met in a dream all day. She held me close and ran her hands across my arms. It was so nice. I’m really sad I’ll never see her again.

No. 1716937

i had such a good horny dream last night. it was treated like a storybook setting, there was (and i also was) this lady kidnapped by this big bad wolf-like character who was also very hot as human, maybe drawing from stories with spells where someone is cursed during the day and returns to normal at night. anyways she falls in love with the brooding wolf man and he loves her too, but then he is reckless. he goes to the village and is killed by the villagers who fear him. after this, the grieving lady is visited by a hot witch and then they pretty much get together. before this dream i was grieving a friend break up so i think i deserved it.

No. 1717629

I had a dream today as I was taking a nap that Shayna went on the Fresh N Fit podcast. In my dream, the nonnies in her thread were all live posting about it as it was happening and when I woke up I felt insane because it felt so real sadkek

No. 1717634

>>1717629
I’d hate for that to happen to her she’d probably kill herself. They are really nasty to women in general.

No. 1717687

Can anyone help me with that this means: [Warning this is gross] I've dreamed more than once now of looking in the mirror and seeing not only some of my teeth fall out but then fucking strawberry pieces start to fall out of my gums, too, and there's blood but it doesn't hurt. I hate seeing this, it's so repulsive, I hate it so much. I love strawberries irl too!

No. 1717688

>>1717687
one time my friend's sister dreamed of something similar and then a famous person died, lol. apparently if you dream that a famous person will die soon.

No. 1717721

>>1717688
Wow that's so weird! Uh-oh, who will it be?

No. 1717750

>>1717687
Do strawberries or similar sweet fruit have a particular meaning for you? Do they remind you of something?

No. 1717753

>>1717721
please let it be ringo starr

No. 1718104

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I dreamed that the identity of Banksy was revealed, and it was Azaelia Banks. Everything in the world then made sense.

No. 1718106

>>1717753
LOL!
>>1717750
No, the only thing I can think of is that I'm really picky about fruits and vegetables lol, strawberries are one of the few I like and even then I'm picky about if they're too mushy, I hate that lol

No. 1718109

>>1718104
I have never so dearly wished that a dream would come true. I hope you have prophetic powers, nonna

No. 1718508

I was in my late-30s and had a wife. We were both sort of overweight and ugly but happy. Also my bf from real life was still my bf I guess, he just kind of hung around while I was spending time with my wife.
Then I was a box in a society of boxes and I had to save the world from a threat, but my local village was controlled by a dictator who kept getting in the way by putting me in recycling bins.

No. 1718514

had odd dream: i was a potbelly pig, one of those black ones that people send to the petting zoo after getting too big. i was married to hans landa from inglorious basterds, he called my his wifey and i wore a little bedazzled hat. everyone laughed at him and he would say "are you laughing at us?!!" and then he would give me a kiss on my pig lips to embarrass me but i could not speak and i could only snort and i felt so ugly yet loved. he would hold cradle me and let me sleep underneath his desk. someone explain?

No. 1718516

>>1718104
This was a popular twitter post

No. 1718672

I dreamed about me and that figure from the Grudge trying to scare someone sleeping, then Grudge lady turned into mama Odie from Princess and the Frog and I ended up making out with the dude we were trying to scare. It was nice actually, no sex or feeling up just laying together kissing.

No. 1722579

I looked at my reflection, knowing that mirrors are weird in dreams. My facial features were upside down and I scared myself awake.

No. 1724131

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I dreamed I was still with my shitty ex who's deeply enmeshed with his narc mother. In the dream, we'd been together for years and his mom built him this gigantic, tall garden where I couldn't see over the walls and wasn't allowed to enter it. I started to feel sick (nauseous, achy) after a while of him cooking with herbs from the garden.

We went to his parents' house and I got into an argument with his mom, grabbed his gun, and ran out of their house with all of them following me. At some point, I ran into my other ex that I've seen IRL a few times since moving, and shortly after that I shot the garden ex's mother dead, wavered on if I wanted to kill his dad before deciding I had to, and spared the garden ex for some reason before going on the run with the other ex that I bumped into. I remember spotting a cabin before I woke up.

No. 1724243

I had a really fucked up feverish and extremely vivid 18 hour "nap" and here's one of the dreams from it. This one makes me irrationally angry.

>In a digital electronics class with two of my irl friends

>Mostly normal, except we're grouped up and I'm put with my two friends
>Get happy to be with my friends in a group project
>Professor announces that for our group class activity we'll be making a simple LED circuit as fast as we can
>Ok cool, easy. The power source is 5V and we get a standard red LED and one of those crappy pushbuttons
>Instead of a breadboard though, we get this weird maze-box thingy that's all white and has tons of little holes and crannies
>Wtf I say, professor says we'll be using this as our breadboard and we have to use it
>I turn it around in my hands. See a few places we can put the pins in and stuff, so at least it looks usable
>Find the red LED inside the box and show my friends. Piece of cake, right?
>Weird tiny blue goblin man about 5 cm tall or so wearing nothing but a ripped tan loincloth pops his heads out from one of the corridors in the box maze
>Goblin has a shiteating grin. I call out to the professor and he says the goblin man will sneak around and try to bite us, but he can't leave the box
>My friends are annoyed, but I pawn the job off onto them because I don't wanna get bit. They pull out a 999 Ohm resistor which isn't the right amount but whatever
>They also get a 10uF electrolytic capacitor which serves no purpose for this and they even install it backwards
>They finally get the resistor and button in and connect it all to power and ground which is randomly placed within the cube maze
>My group finishes first so I raise my hand and get ready to share with professor. I have to push the button since I didn't help with anything else and I manage to just barely push the button and jerk my finger out before the goblin man bites me
>Filled with relief until the professor smugly points out that our button needs to be connected to a debouncing circuit because the oscilloscope says that there was a brief period where the button was rapidly switching between on and off
>He breaks off a 555 IC for me to use from this weird block of various ICs. A chunk of the 555 is literally broken off and it has another chunk of a completely different IC stuck onto it but the professor refuses to help
>My friends say that now I have to install the debouncing circuit since I didn't help before
>Stupid fucking goblin peeks out just to snicker at me
>I genuinely try to install the circuit without getting bit but the goblin is too fucking fast and I don't have enough parts or time to complete it anyway
>All the while the goblin is dashing around the cube maze, cackling and shrieking, shaking his ass at me, even randomly goes quiet and hides for a while to trick me into thinking he's gone so he can ambush me
>My friends are pissed at me and everyone is completing their projects before I can do anything
>I just fucking give up because I saw that the goblin man bites down really hard and I don't wanna risk losing a finger or getting an infection
>My whole group gets a zero on the assignment
>At least my friends forgive me because they agree the professor and the tiny blue goblin were assholes but we still got a bad grade and it wasn't even a fair assignment

No. 1730475

I was reading an autobiographical book of some guy who had experiments done on him as a child and then I was reading the sleeve in the back of the book and it said the author lived in my town nearby with his children. The guy was old and it said he had sons and I wanted to see them out of thirst, so I emailed him and asked if I could visit and he said he could see his family because he was out of town. They lived out way out in the boonies and I drove all the way over to a huge building that had a whole bunch of cars around. He had a two sons and a daughter, they all said hi to me and seemed disinterested but the youngest son caught my interest. He was a scrawny dorky white boy with acne (not a whole lot) and short hair and wire glasses. I was playing his games with him and I told him I like to play sims and then I had to go home but I came back the next day and I was so excited and when I got there I went straight to him in his huge room that was like the size of my whole studio apartment. He showed me his sim that he made of himself and I know this isn’t part of the game he it showed his traits clumsy, geek, LOVES ANON, I pretended not to see it but I ran in another room and called my friend and I said “I think he likes me” and she said something along the lines of “chill out” or don’t rush into anything but I wanted to do bad so I stayed around all day and I was playing with paintball guns with him and his family in their backyard and they had a huge yard with like a McDonald’s play place sort of thing of tubes and slides thing and we were running around in them, I kissed him while we were in the tubes and he seemed dazed I was thinking that he was a virgin and I had to pop his cherry. After that me and his family went in another room and ate food and talked and they said they liked having me around cause most of the time all that dude did was sit in his room even when they did fun stuff and I looked over at him and he was blushing. I was like well can I come over tomorrow too? And they said yes, and we went to his room and kissed him then dammit I woke up and the dream was over. I wanted to throw him around like a football

No. 1731037

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What the heck I dreamt last night I got banned on lc for “how dare you rush a woman” because I replied to someone’s post to hurry up about something

No. 1731343

I keep having dreams of my car brakes not functioning properly. It's usually at a parking lot so I'm not about to die in a car crash but I always end up bumping into another car. Yes, I have had my brakes checked earlier this year and I have another maintenance coming up soon so I don't think my subconscious is trying to tell me to take better care of my car but if anyone has any ideas what the fuck this might symbolise I'd be very grateful, these dreams are driving (no pun intended) me nuts.

No. 1731842

It's 5am, just woke up from the dream that left me outraged, not from the turn of events cuz I dreamt I was at work with my colleagues. The new one was there too, one of them colleagues even said something about the current guests that are in town being weird, nothing new in the job, weirdos wax and wane. But parallel to it I had a person from another department in my company text me via WhatsApp in English (which is not the main language here) about me helping the week before or something, probably something work related.
And then came the text that was enough to piss me off in dream and IRL "The décolleté was a bit tone deaf but […]" can't remember the exact wording of the rest of the message but it had to say thanks again or something.

But the décolleté part made me both flabbergasted and angry enough to shortly after wake up from the dream, especially since I'm usually the opposite of showing cleavage at work (we have work clothes) and in private either.

No. 1732962

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Last night, I had a borderline nightmare that I woke up married to one of the losers I once dated. He was wealthy, had a kind of ripped body but still had his dorky glasses, and we both lived in a big ass house all to ourselves and like three labradors. I was nine months pregnant, and this made the dream worse because the loser IRL once told me he was against abortion. He had a whole trophy room that was lined up with awards and guns, and it made me uncomfortable. He was very focused on getting us both ready to have a date at this fancy restaurant with his family. We took a ride in his big, fancy Jeep where he only played country music. I don't remember exactly what his parents, siblings, and cousins said, but I do remember them being passive aggressive. At the end of the dream, we were in the truck riding back home and he told me he couldn't wait for the baby to be born but that he still wanted some sex when we got home. That dream helped me remember that moid and thank fucking God I broke up with and never spoke to him again. Was my dream what tradthots really want? They're clinically insane then.

No. 1733048

I had a dream where me and my old best friend were taking a trip, at the end we were sitting somewhere watching people from a school running and just kind of talked. Things didn't end well between us so this was very nice.

No. 1733217

I had a dream I was in one of the neighborhoods I grew up in, and I saw this boy bullying a girl out of money. I told him to give it back.
I then heard my deceased brothers voice and turned to see him. He was 6’10 in real life, but in my dream he was 8ft tall. He walked up and said “whats the problem kid?” And I told him. The young boy gave the girl her money back.
Right before I woke up my brother held my hand and squeezed. I told him I didnt want to wake ip without him.
I really miss him nonnas, grief is not linear and I am really grateful for the times he shows up in dreams.

No. 1733223

>>1732962
What anime is the pic from? It looks fun and I want to watch fun anime today because I have anxiety, thank you nonna sorry for the bad dream you had though

No. 1733229

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>>1733223
Gunsmith Cats

No. 1733294

>>1733229
Thank you!

No. 1734281

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I had a dream last night where I went into this church and there were all these people there including my ex friends and my parents. Instead of having one big square of seats, they kinda bordered the room like they would in a courtroom. People kept going up to this piano in the middle to sing some pretty innocent songs. I wanted to sing this angry song I wrote, but it was too busy and I didn’t have any backing prepared anyway. I get out of the church and check up on this discord server I’m not active in and see that the “all pronouns” anachan that doesnt like me keeps calling me a retard in like, so many messages. Ok, I get I was an asshole but holy shit.

No. 1738654

I had a dream about my best friend who I ghosted 2 years ago when my life kind of fell apart. She came to visit me from across the country to repair our friendship but I was too embarrassed to talk to her and tried to avoid her. I needed to cook a cafeteria meal for like a million people so I used that as an excuse to avoid her but she ended up just quietly helping me out with the preparations. I got used to her being around again like old times and started telling her what to do next and then we started actually talking and having fun while doing the cooking. I was so happy in the dream but now I'm really sad because I will never see her again because I'm the one who just suddenly stopped answering texts and removed myself from all the group chats. She probably thinks I had a reason to do that and that I don't want to hear from her but I was just ashamed and wanted to hide to avoid questions about what happened. I wish I would stop having dreams like this. I want to forget.

No. 1738949

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>having surreal dream where I'm Asuka from Evangelion
>fall in love with a guy who's playing the role of Shinji (doesn't actually look like the character but is ostensibly supposed to be him)
>however we are rivals in a deadly gladiatorial game show and thus cannot trust each other
>repeatedly mock/tease each other over the course of the competition, tension is high
>I'm striving to outperform all other competitors not only to survive but to spend more time with him
>at one point I tell him that I hate him and we start fighting (physically wrestling on the floor)
>he suddenly kisses me to catch me off guard
>stop fighting
>just keep kissing now
>I secretly resolve to sacrifice myself so he can live in the next competition
>it turns out he had the same idea
>stalemate

>wake up

>realize that I'm in real life
>realize that the "shinji" in the dream is my real life boyfriend and we aren't being forced to kill each other
>realize that I've literally never watched evangelion and have only peripherally seen images of the characters
>look up the show to see if they are a couple in canon
>can't get a straight answer
So disoriented right now

No. 1739016

The other night I had a dream I got reconnected with a lost online friend. my shitty abusive ex deleted my old discord that had her contact information and she had shitty abusive family she had to dodge so she was always changing her socials I was so happy till I remembered it was just a dream, rabbit if you're still lurking this dumpster fire website give me a sign please

No. 1740287

I've been consistently having bad dreams lately, they range from scary to just annoying. A recurring theme I've noticed is that there will be something that I want to stop but it won't stop. Just last night I had a dream in which my computer got a virus that would not let me turn off my computer no matter what I did, it slowly started spreading outside my computer.

No. 1741102

>>1738949
This is so fucking hilarious nonnie, than you for sharing. To answer your question they weren't a couple but they were forced to be one because of the plot. Incoming messed up details and spoilers they hate each other at first because Asuka considers Shinji competition and he's taking the spotlight from her as a pilot, so she hates him and teases him and argues with him all the time, and they live together with a legal adult guardian. He on the other hand, while arguing back, has a thing for her, sort of a hate boner, and finds her hot and Rei as well. And his sexual desires overtake him with time. She kisses him at some point for some reason then slaps him. And he later on in the series jerks off to her while she's in a coma in a hospital bed because he tried to wake her up in denial of her condition because he feels lonely without her arguing with him all the time, and when he was rocking her back and forth her hospital clothing comes undone and shows her boobs ofcourse, so he just sits there and jerks off to the view until he comes. By the end of the show in the movie she wakes up and pilots her eva one last time to help him defeat Rei who became a monster thingy. And at the end all of humanity dies and only he and she are still alive. And they're the new "adam and eve" basically who shall give birth to all humanity all over again despite hating each other. But it's not clear if they realize and agree to do that because they have no other choice or if they just die together spending their last moments together resenting each other.

No. 1741138

Had a weird dream involving my husbando. But I'm happy I'm dreaming about him at all, he's the first husbando I keep dreaming about kek.
In this dream, I discover there's a spin-off show where he isn't a villain redeemed and written out of the show, but a hero with his own team of heros and a main character. The biggest twist is in this spin-off he has a girlfriend who is a buff tall tomboy military woman, and I get jealous while seeing and reading things about this show. So I go to an autistic online friend who knows everything about the studio and the creations of it who made this show since all shows are connected to an extent, and I ask him about it, and he explains the story and the history behind this spin-off to me and tells me where can I watch it. I start watching it and I like the designs and art style, which are literally from AI generated images of my husbando I made a while ago kek, and I somehow self insert myself into the show as a character who's a villainess or a hero I can't remember, but I join their team because I'm jealous of his gf and I want to break them up so bad. So I corner him in a room with the 2 of us only and pin him on the ground sitting on him and confessing my feelings and telling him I want him to be mine and only mine and to breakup with his girlfriend. Then I wake up inside the dream to another dream where I go to google the show up and it turns out to be real and I go on lolcow and my autistic online friend to rant about it??? Then I wake up irl and check my phone to see if that was real or a dream kek.

No. 1741241

>>1741102
that's crazy, i really had very little conception of the show when i dreamed that. I woke up thinking "wait a minute, I've never ever watched this. Isn't it about fucking mechas?" Funny how accurate the characterization in the dream was

No. 1741261

>>1738949
This is more Hunger Games and yes they date kek

No. 1742037

I had a dream that a Waffle House was going to open right next to the Five Guys in my city. I was so excited, yet I never, ever ate there because I never set foot on the American continent. I'm still confused.

No. 1742044

>>1742037
>never been to Five Guys
you're missing out nonny

No. 1742046

>>1742044
No I mean I've never been to a Waffle House. I went to Five Guys quite a lot since the one opened in my city recently, it's pretty good.

No. 1742050

>>1742046
oh i thought five guys was only in america

No. 1742054

>>1742046
you're not missing out on waffle house. it's gimmick is that it's open 24/7, the food isn't anything special and the prices change every time you walk in. you can find way better food at any authentic truck stop diner but they're always full of cigarette smoke.

No. 1742059

I had a dream last night where I went to a gynecologist appointment and they had to do an ultrasound on me for some other reason, but she discovered I was 3 months pregnant, which was weird because I’ve never had sex before. I was happy about the news and so was my mom even though we literally had no idea who the father was, and I just assumed that maybe I sat down on a surface that had a little bit of sperm on it (can’t happen but this was the only explanation) or that I was like Mary or some shit. I decided if it were a girl, I was going to name her Thea, and I don’t know what I wanted for a boy. Then I went to class, and my friend was coincidentally also pregnant.

Also, my mom was unsure if I was actually pregnant and continued to run tests on me, but I still was.

I have no clue how, but I wasn’t worried about being able to take care of the baby or who I would raise it with, I was just happy I was having one. I didn’t want to abort it or give it up for adoption or anything. Even when I began to wake up, for a little bit I still refused to roll over or anything in fear of having a miscarriage, but then I checked under the sheets and there was no small bump and realized it was a dream. I still kind of miss it.

I’m having baby fever too early. I work at a retail store and I see cute kids walking around all the time and it makes me want one.

No. 1742069

>>1742059
This dream couldve also been caused by the fact that my cousin is pregnant right now

No. 1744669

Had a 3 act dream. It was super fun and realistic a bit so I thought I was in real life living that kek, until my alarm sounded.
Act 1: I came back from university earlier, I have an online class at evening, so I took a nap.
Act 2: in evening my uncles visit and we sit outside in the yard to enjoy the cool wind and starry sky, but it starts raining. My brother's car gets swept in the flood and I go after it to…..save it with my bare hands. I meet him midway with a friend of his and tell him about his car so he and his friend goes after it. I go strolling around instead, in the middle of the flood, as one naturally does. And I meet an acquaintance in a shop there and say hi.
Act 3: I meat some Russian deathcore singer Alex Terrible, spoilered because not everyone here is gonna like the way he looks, and his twinky friend my brain made up and his younger brother my brain also made up. I go on a ride in his car and we play music and have fun eating out. Then while driving he gets hot, so he takes his shirt off, and so does his twinky friend with blond hair and beautiful blue-gray eyes. Once the ride is over he drops me at my university so I ride the bus back home and pretend I had classes or something to explain why was I late to my parents kek. And I kiss his hand for some reason to thank him for the ride???? I go on the bus and one of the bus staff starts rambling about his past as a student who used to cheat and failed because of that and I arrive home too late for my online class, but I get to sneak through the window and pretend I was asleep the whole time and never went on this ride kek.
All of this because it rained yesterday and I listened to a song by the Russian guy's friend this morning.

No. 1744672

>>1744669
Samefagging to add I googled him because I kinda forgot what he looks like and found out he's transphobic. Based and hot. Iirc he isn't homophobic though but even if he is I don't really care about faggots.

No. 1745738

What does it mean when you have reoccurring dreams of dying or being killed? These dreams disturb me, or should I call them nightmares? Sometimes I can feel the pain (being shot, or stabbed for example) and it almost feels like I'm not going to wake up from this, like I'm actually dying. It's such a surreal experience.. I wake up feeling gross but happy to be alive.
Not sure if this is correlating to suicidal ideation? But in the dream/nightmares I'm not killing myself rather I'm being killed. I do struggle with mental health and trauma but I don't know if that plays a part. Does anyone have similar experiences?

No. 1745743

i had a dream about this cute couple. the woman was average, young and with graying hair (i saw it more as a quirky trait rather than negative), and the man was this wiry blonde who was dashing and very sweet towards her. she was very insecure about herself, but they mutually liked each other. there was this scene where he was acrobatic and jumped from the rafters of this large room and then lay down to be flirtatious with her and it was so sweet. this is the second day in a row i've dreamt of an attractive blonde-ish man, fun. the dream plays on feelings of unattractiveness i had as a teen.

No. 1745750

Had a dream where I was posting a jinxed message on shaman-lolcow. Instead of gossip it was focused on worship of each other wearing animal pelts, like an online hub for our religion. It was a photo of a woman wearing a bear. Skin and fur and everything. You couldn't see her at all but everyone knew it was her under there. Apparently she was the first/last representative of our religion in the United States but she was murdered by Varg Vikernes. Also I worked in an advertising agency?

No. 1745755

>>1730475
I love this one, the storytelling is solid too. Romantic!

No. 1745805

>>1745750
>Shaman-lolcow
This sounds like an excellent short story for a weird fantasy/horror anthology

No. 1764151

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I woke up from a dream where I felt so touchstarved, I was terrified lying in bed on my stomach, waiting for ghosts to drag their nails across my back. I was so scared as one whispered to me in a male voice but waited anyways.

No. 1764502

Last night I put my foot down and decided I was going to stop thinking about her for good, and then I promptly had a dream about us being same-age classmates (her appearance was based on the old pictures of her when she was younger) in high school and secretly kissing her between classes and after school and she was so cute and so magnetically kissable with such sparkling dark eyes and adorable shy smile REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I will never be free

No. 1764504

>>1764151
Pixy, is that you? kek

No. 1764635

Just dreamt that my english teacher from middle school was asking me what it’s like to suck on a “slippery silky nipple”

No. 1765994

I had a dream last night where I was hanging out with my parents at this restaurant and this blonde woman came up to me and was like “hey wanna hang out” and im like sure. So then we go to this empty beach with a forest next to it and start walking. She wants to walk on the forest part but I want to walk on the beach, until we get to a very steep part of the forest. She tells me that the beach is crappy. Also, my parents are still there, very far in front of us. Then, she sits in this gazebo thing thats flooded with water. There are rules posted on it. It was the typical rules youd see at a beach. No littering, no swimming after a certain time, etc. What was really unusual though was that there was a rule that said “no sex” and another that said “no acts of a sexual nature such as stuffing flowers into your bikini”. I then randomly started thinking about my crush doing that. Suddenly, my parents are gone and the girl in front of me is her with small flowers tucked into the top of her bikini. I start making out with her, but she still tells me she doesn’t like the beach. Then my dream cuts to the next scene, I’m on Google Earth and I’m looking at Biloxi (near where her gf lives), thinking about taking a vacation there because it has prettier beaches than where I live. I begin zooming in on random parts of the city. Inside a mall, there is a man selling purple goth clothing. He kind of looked like a Sim. Then I zoom in on one of the apartments. Tomodachi versions of her and her sisters are inside. She is talking and is clearly a bit upset about something. One of the sisters turns her head to face me, as if she can see through the screen. Her face is covered in bandaids. I get off Google Earth. I begin to try and explain the entirety of my drama with this friend group to my parents, but they’re a little fed up with me, stating “if she’s treating you like this, clearly you were never friends in the first place”

No. 1767292

>>1765994
I made a poem out of this (I changed some of the specifics, though)

I walk across a flattened plane
Of social sand unbroken
Your feet make markings in the ground
And I remain unspoken
The trees are strung across the sky
But we should just remain here
For there’s much steepness in the hills
And I don’t want to tread there
The water tides into the shore
And fills a white gazebo
You sit upon its wooden seat
I strip myself of ego
Wearing a tight, yellow bikini
You bear eyes with golden flecks
Rules are placed upon the wall
No smoking, and no sex
I lean in for a passioned kiss
Of love and lust and anger
I finally feel a drop of hope
With me, you want to be here
I put my arms around your waist
And raise them to your chest
And quickly, you are fantasy
And I have nothing left

The world is in my hands now
Watching beaches from above
I find one that is longer
One that you should thoroughly love
I zoom into the city
With my fingers spread out wide
And one thing that I notice
Is the city has its gripes
In a large silver apartment
With a small, dim litted window
You’re sitting with your family
Using bitter, ugly lingo
Eyes approaching towards me
As your sisters beg for more
You’re ranting about life
Because it’s something I adore
We’re chewing on our dinners
With our mouths we use to lie
You notice me
I notice back
You’re just plain terrified

No. 1767303

>>1767292
(This is the same anon that had the dream, whoops, forgot to specify)

No. 1776619

had a dream i had two big cancerous moles in my eyes. woke up in cold sweat

No. 1777380

I dreamt it had snowed. Can you imagine my disappointment when I looked out of my window and just saw mushy, wet leaves and rain puddles?

No. 1777418

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I had a dream we sat in the snow together and I listened to you talk about all kinds of things I dont care about at all, but it was nice to listen. I was just smiling and staring out over the frozen little lake. Kind of felt sad waking up. Got over it and moved on. I was holding my hands up and moving their joints because I was cold and you told me to put them under my knees. Mundane things I miss

No. 1778981

I had a dream I lived in a little town with concrete walls and open markets and a train track on a hill behind the town. You can see and hear the train from the town and stuff. And I helped a mom and her son find some duck merchant they need help from by pretending to steal lentils from his open market which made him manifest into existence there and then to stop me.

The crazy part of the dream though is I met Frankenstein and had sex with him and his dick had different speeds because it's powered by electricity, like a vibrator, and it's how he gets it hard. So he showed me the different speeds until I found one I like and orgasm. Then he had to go immediately to catch his train back home and I waved goodbye to him through the window of the bedroom while he borded the train. Then did some hand signs pointing to my crotch and giving him a thumbs-up to tell him his dick was amazing. Why am I so horny like this.

No. 1779243

Does anyone think dreaming about the same person almost every night means anything? Or am I just offering them space in my subconscious?
Have been dreaming about a male friend almost every single night for about a year, and while I have a crush on him/ think he’s very handsome and clever, I wouldn’t consider us close (also he has a gf of 7 years so I’m not even trying to delve into that).
The dreams usually features him in a romantic role, and while not sexual he’s one of the few people I’ve had sexual dreams about. Last night in my dream he was accompanying me on my main dream quest, and when I woke up I had left him in a hallway and come back to him crying. I also know he has frequent lucid dreams.
I’m not a spiritual person by any means, but I truly cannot get this mf out of my head when I sleep and I feel like I’m starting to read more into it than I should

No. 1779256

>>1779243
If you think about him or interact with him everyday in any way even if so mundane and simple, you'll dream about him.
I'm >>1778981 and I dreamed about Frankenstein because I was thinking of a song about him that got stuck in my head. I dream about everything or one specific thing I thought about before sleeping or during the day, or anything and anyone I interact with. Even if I make plans of doing something I'll dream about doing these plans. Your brain stores that stuff and sort of reviews it in your dreams. Hence why you dream about them. I dream about waking up and doing the work I have to do and having breakfast and a normal routine whenever I'm stressed out about doing work kek. Then I wake up and discover it was a dream and I didn't finish any work which is frustrating af. I also heard frequent dreaming is a sign of vitamin deficiencies though.

No. 1779259

>>1779256
sksk nonny not the vitamin deficiencies, I have super vivid frequent dreams now you’ve got me worried

we talk most days so that’s probably it, generally he tags beside me in my dreams like a fallout companion(sksksks and I oop)

No. 1779263

>>1779256
ntayrt but can you explain why 90% of my dreams are about middle and highschool when I haven't attended in decades

No. 1779266

>>1779263
I'm not an expert but maybe nostalgia? I get nostalgic for my highschool friends sometimes and the stuff we used to do back then so I dream about it when I do. Track your thoughts and compare them with the contents of your dreams to see if they match. Since I started doing this I stopped being weirded out by my dreams. I even got to dream about my husbando because I think of him before sleep kek

No. 1779283

>>1779263
I'm pretty sure it's because most kids spend eight hours a day five days a week in school for years and years so it makes sense that it would still be deep within your subconscious, especially since most people had trouble with the routine and would fear missing the bus or being late etc. Your brain still has the urgency stored.

No. 1779287

>>1779266
oh it's absolutely not nostalgia kek school was awful for me, i try to forget about it. i don't even think about it before sleeping.
>I even got to dream about my husbando because I think of him before sleep kek
i do this too with my own husbando and even create elaborate fantasies yet he only shows up once a year at most

No. 1779687

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Yesterday I had a dream I was essentially tasked with like babysitting Jared Leto and it was borderline a nightmare. I dont know why I dreamt that because I don't like Jared Leto and do not go out of my way to think about him either. I was driving him in a van and we were trying to get somewhere by a certain time. He kept getting out of the van as im driving and making these random pointless stops, it felt like a video game side quest. At one point he sees this house and hops out, goes in, and it's two pregnant women gushing at him and they're in some sort of polycule and im stuck listening to them. Im like dude we have to go and he kept saying oh hang on one minute. He finally came outside and it was only to grab something from his bag in the trunk and go back in. He was trying to decide if he should tell them he's breaking up with them. I'm standing around outside and finally grab a giant rock and am considering busting out the window to get the spare key from his bag and just leave him stranded. He comes back out and we leave. Then he kept getting out while im driving AGAIN to cheer woohoo free at last. I was not having it. I told him I'd leave him here, he gets back in. He said something like if you loved me you'd take me to such and such house I was like dude I don't even likeee you. He was TIRESOME. At one point he gets out and starts drinking from some random dogs water bowl and I was pissed at him. He just started crawling around like an animal with that stupid smug look on his face where he bugs his eyes out and thinks he looks cute asf. It was dark at this point and I was like getchooo ass back in the car NOWW. Just livid. Then as im driving i look to our left and he looks enchanted and starts cheering really loudly at some dudes in dark black klansman robes that were army-crawling around the grass of the cemetery and I was like wait a minute, should we cheer? We don't know what they're doing, what if they're still the kkk under there and at this point I was so confused because one started doing a cartwheel and I woke up. God I hate that man. By the way he forgot his wallet and I had to pay for his scrambled eggs at one stop like I was ready to drive that van into a body of water worst dream ever.

No. 1781217

>>1779687
This is fantastic, actually. I hope nightmare babyman Jared Leto visits you again.

No. 1788888

I had this dream where I moved to a swamp town to search for someone that went missing, I think there was a heavy implication the woman was dead and I was trying to locate her body and there was a serial killer about. The thing is that when I went to sleep in this dream I'd dream of previous victims last moments, like I could see it from the killer's eyes. Thankfully it wasn't graphic at all, guess my brain just knows I don't wanna see that shit. Either way I'd wake up and try to find these women and got close to finding the killer but nowhere close to finding the woman I was originally looking for. I think she was related to me in some way, like a girlfriend or a close friend idk…
So when I found these women's bodies, I'd see their ghosts but they behaved like ghosts from cheap horror movies, they'd wait for me to blink or look somewhere then appear right in front of me looking all scary. I got jumpscared a few times until it got old, then I was just tired and started talking to them, like whew, can't you do something else? Seen this trick before.. and then they started answering me which I didn't expect to happen but it was nice. They were so angry because of what happened to them and talked about their last memories and their family, and then they'd ask me that I either talked to their family or did something they didn't have the opportunity to finish. They sounded much better after I did whatever tasks they asked, like normal people instead of horror movie ghosts, and then they'd disappear.

It was a bit weird, it felt like two movies that got edited together to make one single movie, I was hunting for a serial killer and getting jumpscared by angry ghosts then suddenly it goes all dramatic with sweet moments as I deliver messages to the living from the dead.
Oh and for some reason I had a pig to help me finding the women instead of a dog kek, it was a cute pig, went with me everywhere, it was pink with black spots.

No. 1798533

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My entire dream I was just looking in the mirror for hours. Then I said to myself "there are many men alive in the world today". Everything faded to black, the dream ended, and I woke up.

No. 1798534

>>1798533
Simultaneously based and terrifying.

No. 1798539

>>1779687
Same anon and last night I had a dream that I had to work at some store thar homelander was shopping at only homelander had a really bad mullet for some reason and he was actually really nice to me but I was afraid of him regardless. All in all much better than my experience with Jared Leto who I legit hate with a passion that is impermeable by enemies to lovers trope if I ever see him in a dream again I'm getting lucid and throwing him out of a window

No. 1798541

It was a horror slasher movie about a woman getting chased by a clown played by a popular actor.
The thing is, it was a part time gig, so the actor would stop, take off the costume and just chill out until it came time to start clowning again and he'd bust out of wherever he was at, murdering everyone and breaking down shit in his way in a semi brisk jog (the costume wasn't easy to run in).
Sort of like It follows in a way, but more dumb.

No. 1798714

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Three dreams from this week (that I happened to remember)

>1. I'm walking home along a route and someone offers to drive me home, but every time I try to get to the car it drives away from me. After running for a while, I managed to get into another car with another person.


>2. I'm being chased by a big brown ear for some reason, mostly in a classroom, but also my childhood home


>3. I'm swinging from vine to vine, I'm being chased by a monkey also on the vines. This chimp is eyeless, and part of it's brain is exposed with pus. he chase gets faster and faster and eventually the chimp gets itself strangled and the vines pop the head off and then I wake up.



Weird week.

No. 1798748

>>1798714
Holy shit

No. 1798839

>>1798748
is this a good or bad sign?

No. 1798861

Woke up into sleep paralysis. Usually I hear about seeing demons, I dreamed that the room was filled with electrical smoke making me too dizzy to move.

No. 1800657

I dreamed that I was browsing lolcor and some man hacked the site to have his own board, but it was formatted like a chatroom. Farmhands were trying to delete it but he just kept bringing it back and I guess eventually it was undeletable. He posts a video with sad violin music where he talks about taking control of the site, while random clips of settings from the Metroid games play. At the end it just says "Thank you" in white text on a black background
Somehow he also hacks the site so that my webcam in particular turns on, but I cover it with my finger so it just broadcasts a black screen… Until he magically hacks the camera to record through my finger and show me?? The video is also distorted so I look really ugly and not like how I actually look. This clip gets spread around the internet with some people making fun of me and others defending me, and I feel super stressed out at first, but then I realize I can just close my computer and not care about it. so it stopped being a nightmare and I woke up and realized how stupid it all was

No. 1800785

I dreamt that mrsa was like a zombie outbreak of superaids

No. 1801124

I dreamed the planet my uncle lived on was going to explode except he wouldn't leave because he didn't believe that it was truly going to happen. So I went through his book collection and asked to borrow some books so that I could have them.

No. 1801553

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I sent a message to Trevor Noah like abs it was really sexual and then he responded. We were sexting. I was excited to meet up with him and I couldn’t believe he wanted me. I don’t even have a crush on him or find him all that attractive or like his comedy but maybe this has awakened something in me

No. 1808458

In between the Trust/Don't Trust network setting from booting up my vpn was the question "why do I have erenen flesh blood?" I clicked on this question out of confusion and got a download. It was an audio clip a minute or so long, listening to a few seconds in was something I couldn't hear and I was uneasy. Skipping ahead to the middle I found the whole clip was an extremely rapid sound of sniffing. The sound was jerking me off which I really did not want so I decided fuck no and woke up.

No. 1811504

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Had and heard a non existent awesome 80s pop/gospel song with a saxophone intro my brain made up in my dream only to not remember how it sounded anymore.whyyy must my brain make cool music only to be quickly forgotten??whyyyu

No. 1811513

Dreamed about my tooth deteriorating which I know is a common dream but this one got me because I believed I woke up from the dream and my tooth was still bad and always had been. Too real, I was half awake from 4am to 6am and it took me forever to figure out what was real. My tooth is fine but I still feel the jagged edge in my mind.

No. 1811785

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I probably had the most coherent dream I've ever had. It was about playing an JRPG about a group of kids in a small town where things start getting weird. In the end, we have to fight the soul of an evil witch, who inhabits the body of our grandmother. The final boss battle takes place in the old train station, and just as I was about to finish the boss and save my grandma, I was abruptly woken up by my brother. I was actually so mad at this.

No. 1811817

>look at my husbandos several several times a day
>never dream of them
>read about pregnancy draining calcium from the pregnant woman
>dream about having wobbly teeth
I don't get it.

No. 1811823

>>1811817
Right? I don't know what do i have to do to have a dream about my ceberity crush?! Anyone got advice?

No. 1811840

I dreamed that my boyfriend was ignoring me on purpose to be rude and it made me so upset that I unhinged my jaw and bit him with such a wide mouth that most of his body was folded in half and trapped in my mouth. I continued to hold this bite for a few days and then I spat him out, stole his clothes off his body, and dumped his unconscious body in a wooden chest. There was a woman supporting me and helping me out with chores and stuff while he was in my grip

No. 1817937

I’ve been taking a lot of prescription pills lately including anti sickness tablets, that have been making my dreams increasingly frightening and bizarre, and last night I conjured up a lovecraftian tier beast that would make any sci fi director shit a hole through his canvas chair. It had the powerful sleek yet muscular body of a panther, jetblack hairless and shiny like a beetle, powerful back legs for jumping, enormous front paws and claws for pouncing and gripping, it’s front claws stuck out in front of it for over a foot, a huge square head, enormous red eyes with no pupils and it was able to dislocate its jaw and open up its mouth extremely wide like a snake, and inside this mouth, along with rows and rows of sharp white teeth, was a second beak like a kracken surrounded by lashing tentacles that also had their own mouths. It made a screeching sound like nails on a chalk board. I can’t remember exactly how big it was. It was much bigger than a bengal tiger. It was long and low, very cat like, huge shoulder blades, so I stood higher than it but if It were up on its back legs it would be more than twice my height. It chased me through my dream all night, screaming at me the whole time, and I’ve woken up with the aching limbs of a marathon runner and drenched absolutely in sweat. I had to peel off my pyjamas and put my bedsheets in the wash. I really wish I could draw, even badly, but if I attempt to draw this thing it will not at all translate to how it really was in that dream and how scary it was. That thing from stranger things has NOTHING on this beast, nor the creature from alien or predator, no amount of sci fi monster can ever measure up. I’m almost proud of my creation. If people could see what I saw they’d shit and piss and vomit all over themselves.

No. 1817995

I had an inception dream. I've never had that before??? I had 3 dreams inside of one I suppose. Is that maybe from terrible lack of sleep or was I actually deep like in the movie? Kek. They were all sad though. I kept thinking my friend died. Then I watched him die, then I realized he was dead and how I havent spoken to him enough, and THEN I woke up thinking he was dead and how shitty life is but realized I was awake

No. 1818073

I dreamed that I had a weird dream and then woke up and immediately posted about it here. I'm being completely serious.

No. 1818396

So many of my dreams are in doll form, and I don’t know why. In my dreams, I’m rarely myself, but a doll version of myself, interacting with doll people, in dollhouses, and it’s formatted like I’m playing with these dolls but don’t have control of the plot. Most people I know have dreams where it’s kind of like watching a movie, but mine are almost always in doll form

No. 1818405

>>1817995
When i have dreams in a dream it usually means something. I dont have them as much now but the last couple of times i had them it was about ghosts in my flat and then in my house. I belive dreams in a dream are more than just dreams. Its a changed state of consciousness and your conscoiusness is talking to you.

No. 1819430

I had a nightmare that my parents 'cleaned up' (read: hid and got rid of) my belongings and got mad when I asked them to get them back. They then got extra mad when I showed them how half my face was paralyzed and that I needed actual medical help, then proceeded to ignore me while acting all huffy. It was so realistic to their actual behavior that I didn't realize I was dreaming until I woke up. Grim.

No. 1821124

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Had a dream i got sexually harassed by some creepy scrote. i hate my brain for coming up with this shit. genuinely disturbed

No. 1824026

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I had a sex dream with Robert Smith, it was very nice at the start but somewhere in the process his hair got flat and he looked like a completley different person. After that he told me "Don't admire what i am, admire what i do" which is wise, i know i should be less obsessed. My subconsiouss is pretty sick of me being obsessed with people i guess.. since it called me out like that.

No. 1824030

>>1824026
At least it was Robert Smith that politely set you straight.

No. 1829761

Zoloft has made my dreams insane. Last night I had a dream about some sort of apocalyptic scenario that could possibly be remedied by a team but the chances were low. I was offered travel to somewhere that may be safe but I could not bring my cats. I had to make the decision of banking on that team saving the world and keeping them in my apartment until I could get back to them in a couple weeks vs letting them outside in case I could never get back to them. I let them stay outside because I thought it at least gave them a chance to fend for themselves if the worst was to happen. Next part of my dream was travelling with the group who found me. I felt sick and was crying, wondering about my decision constantly. Shit was getting incredibly violent in my dream so I forced myself to wake up but it took me a while to shake the feeling of abandoning my cats.

No. 1829774

>>1829761
I understand because my ambien dreams felt like a window into another dimension it was scary sometimes. Never again.

No. 1837521

I had a dream my parents announced that they were becoming polyamorous after 30 years of marriage and I rageposted on tumblr about it and then threw up all over myself because I was so mad kek

No. 1837523

I had a dream my cat was the size of a hamster and kept entering elevators in a skyscraper. I kept telling her, “don’t do it!” just like I do irl when she’s about to chew a power cord or something, but she would just look at me and run into another elevator. I was like great she’s the size of a large apple and could be prancing around on any of the 90 floors of this building. I don’t know how she was pressing the buttons but she was doing it. To spite me.

No. 1837529

I was in a movie theater with a friend who insisted we watch this movie, and halfway in she leans over and tells me there’s a corpse scene coming up and she knows they used a real corpse to shoot it. It was really graphic, the corpse was grey and bloated and decomposing and the actors were just kicking it around with the camera on the ground real close. I think the dream pulled from the last conversation I had with this friend several years ago (who had just entered the movie industry) over FaceTime where she didn’t seem that focused on talking to me at all even though we set aside time to reconnect and then near the end mentioned she was now addicted to watching snuff and gore videos on the internet, like it was a normal pastime. Disappointing end to a (best) friendship. I think this dream must have been me still feeling sad about it.

No. 1837533

Dreamt I was in some abbey and some freaky priest in robes puts me in a headlock and tells me "It will always follow you! People like us will always be empty without it!"

I got so fucking angry nonas. I don't let men hurt me in my dreams, it's like there's a second self that has more awareness than my dream self that wakes up dream me to take care of business. I crushed the priest's head like a grape with my bare hands. Such is the fate of any dream man that tries to scrap with me.

No. 1837778

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Dreamt that I was having a weird lil chat with a disembodied voice
>You were meant to pass in the womb
huh
>You were meant to pass AWAY in the womb
..what
>You weren't meant to be born
Yeah cool. Why are you telling me this?

Then I woke up

No. 1837783

>>1837533
lmao that's cool

No. 1837835

I had a dream that Boogie2988 was going to expose me for cheating on my bfs so I started to beat his fat ass and he cried.

No. 1838745

i had a dream where i was on the train sitting next to some guy who i guess was a friend of some kind, i felt attached to him. i never saw his face though or if i did, i don't remember it. and then we went to my house so i could go to my room and grab something before going back out again and he was waiting by the stairs. and he said something like "so uh do you wanna come down and have sex?" and in the dream this played off like a charming flirty joke and i was giggling and then my dad was there and he was disgusted by the guy and said "do you think that's funny? saying that to a child?" and i was confused but chalked it down to my dad refusing to accept me being an adult. and then i "woke up" into another dream which i thought was reality, and i kept thinking about the guy from that dream and how i wished i'd stayed sleeping so i could have been around him more. and then i actually woke up and was just disgusted thinking about the dream guy? and his weird sex joke is so gross to me now yet it completely charmed myself in the dream within a dream.
also >>1837835 KEK

No. 1838801

I had a dream that my bed smelled like cigarettes. I moved the blanket and saw a cigarette butt, started moving the sheets and saw a few more, picked up the pillow and there was a whole pile of cigarette butts I’d been sleeping next to all night. I’m a little stressed about trying to quit smoking so it makes sense but it was still a gross dream. I thought it was real, when I recalled it in the middle of the day it felt more like a real memory than a memory of a dream.

No. 1839231

Whenever I dream about a church, it's always a creepy, dark building with soot-stained or mold-covered icons that wouldn't be out of place in an indie horror game. While I did grow up very religious, none of the churches I went to were that creepy so I don't know why my subconscious brain depicts them that way. Is this a common thing for people who leave religion?

No. 1839473

I was talking to a friend standing in my mother's garden when out of nowhere a man appears and stabs me in the gut. It was like a jumpscare, as I only saw him for a second coming right towards me before his knife went through me. I still remember just how soulless and dead his face was, it filled me with dread when I woke up.

No. 1841139

I have nightmares every single night, it's so exhausting… Usually about things going horribly wrong at work.

No. 1841753

dreamt that i was in a very remote part of a cold, forested part of my country for an art show (that i was supposed to have been included in but didnt finish work in time for) put on by the graduating class of my alma mater. there were two themes, something about houses/the home, and the other about "the battle of the sphinx". i spent some time talking to the artist of one installation (a kind of amalgamation of real life and online friends in the way dream people are) which was set up like a living room. it featured these hugely long rolls of film or colour slides hanged up above, moving somehow in a loop and catching the overhead light so that the ghosts of images were projected down onto the visitors like stained glass. in the room there were scattered about pieces of defunct, broken technology (hand crank film cameras, old record players, broken old commodore monitors, that sort of thing) and smashed glass covered the carpeted floor. in the centre there was a partially-collapsed fireplace with a stone lion's head in the centre of the crumbling mantelpiece. the inside was tiled brightly but the tiles were smashed. there was no fire.
for some reason this artist was very interested in my opinion on his work, so i stayed at his "pavilion" for a while, until i decided i wanted to see more of the works. my abdomen began to hurt and i started sweating and had a bad sense that i needed to get to the little rural medical centre asap, but i wanted to go around to see more of the art on show. there was some element of obligation, like i had promised i would see the work of some friends. aside from the main installation i remember a tower of screens upon a small mound of landfill waste, playing a looping video of a man (the artist) hanging himself (with some shibari flare which i rolled my eyes at). there was also a performance work of a woman chipping away a hole in a rock wall, which other attendees were discussing as "a triumph of maoist aesthetics". there were a few unfinished fibreglass sculptures of dinosaurs which seemed not to be a part of the exhibition but a feature of the town. i cant really remember any other works, the rest blur together.
awards were apparently being announced and the pain in my abdomen had gotten much worse, and deep bruises had started to spread over my shoulder and hips. the spot where it hurt in my abdomen was swollen kind of like a hernia and blue. i was panicked. my father (who was there and not there) examined my abdomen kind of in the way one does for aneurysm; putting his hands in a diamond shape around the swollen part and lightly pressing. it pulsed and he told me to go to the hospital immediately. i felt very weak and tired and at the little hospital there were all these self service robots i had to fend off to get to the triage nurse. i explained what i thought was happening and she had a little robot scan me, showing that i was bleeding into my abdominal cavity. i suddenly became aware of my mouth being full of swollen blood blisters.
my dear friend who i have loved silently for years was with me and was distressed about what was happening, demanding to stay by me. however, i had to surreptitiously ask for her to be removed so i could tell the treating team that this was actually all the result of a suicide attempt and they had to reverse it in a specific way, and that i didnt really want to die in pain and afraid like i was. i knew through dream logic that my friend was infuriated that i would push her out.
i woke up very stressed and had bitten into my cheeks and lips in the night.

No. 1842116

The night after breaking up with my bf, I dreamed about having really nice sex with him. Not like wildly and passionately… but just comfy, fun, naturalistic, and extremely vivid and real too. It wasn't just dreaming about "having sex" as a general action, I could actually feel the small slight movements.
I've never had good sexual experiences irl since I likely have vaginismus and I'm not really attracted to men at all, it's always been traumatic or disappointing. I've never even been able to imagine what other women ostensibly feel. So it was fantastic (in both senses of the word) to experience how things are "supposed" to feel, like wow, there's a way for something to feel indisputably like penetration but good instead of agonizing? I slept for like 14 hours and had swollen and bruised eyes when I woke up btw. After that I just laid there for a while replaying the memory in my mind until reality kicked in and I felt cringy about the idea of penetration again, and remembered that I broke up with him because he's a batterer.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm normal and just overdramatizing my issues with sex, but this kinda hit like a big confirmation that there really is a way for things to be better that I'm missing out on.

No. 1842130

Does anyone else have hypnopompic hallucinations? I’ve been getting them quite frequently in the middle of the night. It used to be a butterfly (lol) that flew in my face, but last night there was a shirtless guy with a sinister grin over me. He didn’t disappear until I backed up. I sound insane

No. 1842134

>>1842130
was he hot?

No. 1842136

>>1842134
tbh yeah

No. 1842249

>>1842116
Sex is always way better in dreams sadly.

No. 1842256

>>1842130
I do, i used to have them every night for 2 years after i had surgery with anesthesia and it damaged my brain a little. Now i have them like 2 nights a week. I used to see spiders all the time, sometimes just very random things like a mechanical flying eggplant, or different machines above me, less frequently people. The people are always scary but you know… you just get scared, they dissapear and you go back to sleep. There's not much else to do but to get used to it and try to not be too stressed in life.

No. 1842286

>>1842130
I've had a few hypnagogic (or whatever they're called) dreams lately before I'm fully asleep. Like right on the edge. I'm always tempted to post them because my regular dreams are few and far between but these hypnagogic things are so vivid the memory really sticks with you afterwards. I stopped myself from posting before in case people don't know what that is and start calling it schizo.

I've had a man with a sinister face too, smiling with huge teeth. I've had really detailed intricate lace appear above me and slowly move closer til it felt like it was draped over my face. And I saw a big 3d model of a womb with a baby inside. It appeared in front of me at first but like the lace it moved closer til I saw inside it.

No. 1842965

Recently dreams with the theme of discovering something new in my house that I knew was there when I first moved in but apparently forgot about. Last night's dream had me "finding" a pantry cubbyhole in the middle of my kitchen wall. Inside there were red cups, laundry detergent, and napkins. As soon as I opened it the napkins started rustling and I nudged the door shut and went into the bathroom off from the kitchen. Various animals had been living there because I hadn't opened it in so long. They climbed out and the two I remember were a pigeon and a fox. I tried to call animal control to get them out but was pressing all the wrong keys when searching for a telephone number.
I love dreaming even if it's a bad dream. They're so vivid and memorable and I like feeling strong negative emotions over something not real. It's safe. The ones that freak me out the most though is having to drive up an extremely steep bridge at an almost vertical angle. They make me really anxious.

No. 1843617

>>1842965
what a beautiful dream. reminds me of greg jackson's short story "the hollow", one of my favourites

No. 1853286

I had a vivid sleep paralysis dream/hallucination where my ex came to my home (he lives several states away). It started off as me being awake and able to see but not move, then hearing him banging on the door and talking, and then I was able to get up and go see him through the peephole of the door. It didn't feel like the whole thing was a dream so I think I woke up, was paralyzed, and fell back asleep and had a dream that I was in my real life room, idk.
Ever since I broke up with him I've dreamed about him a lot. I guess I dreamed about him a lot even when we were together, but they've been more detailed and emotional recently. It sucks because I have genuinely beautiful dreams and then I wake up feeling all excited about my wonderful boyfriend only to realize how he is in reality.

No. 1853352

I have previously posted about having a nightmare about having to chauffer Jared Leto around and I must let you know that he has now become some permanent character in my dream metaphere because there have been at least two microdreams since where I have seen him in public and have purposely spedwalked away to avoid him or even told the story about him being an annoying pile of shit to the people around me like it was a real event that happened. I hate him so much.

No. 1853519

>>1853352
meanwhile jared leto keeps having dreams about you

No. 1853536

I had a dream i was eating coffee icecream and it was great

No. 1853735

I might have sleep apnea. I had two dreams where I woke up gasping for air cause I couldn’t breathe and my throat and nose were clogged up.
The first one was me doing drugs and then choking and going to the toilet to vomit
The next one had me sick and clearing my throat and trying to hawk it up. It’s so weird. Can anyone tell me what these dreams symbolize or does it just happen cause I wake up and I can breathe fine.

No. 1853760

I had a dream last night where I saw the paw patrol movie and it was about how the German shepherd dog overcame racism and hate crimes from the other dogs (he was black??? Idk how that works when you’re a dog… weird dream logic).

No. 1853775

>>1853760
wow, your dreams are produced by Netflix

No. 1853785

>>1853519
They definitely must be nightmares I hope he gets sleep paralysis I hate his ass

No. 1854708

>>1853352
Maybe you can get him killed or something. I used to have dreams with matt smith and that girl that was his companion on doctor who but then I had this dream she died during a mission in a school that was infested with zombies and wizards so we went back in time to save her but everything went wrong and I ended up in a different timeline as him and when I found him again he was old. He was very annoying and dwelling in self pity, I got fed up with his nonsense and left him there after making him cry one more time saying it was his fault his companion died. I went back to my timeline and he never appeared again in my dreams after that. He was shortly replaced by woody harrelson though but I managed to get rid of him too. Last famous guy I had in my dreams was that GoT guy that fucks his sister, but he was fine, he was getting tortured by orcs and demons and he was wearing almost nothing under that armor. Very hot, and unlike harrelson and matt smith, he did things for me instead of giving me orders. Good looking, useful and getting beat up by monsters, I call that an upgrade, hope he stays.

No. 1854804

I started getting friendly with a cute and cheerful woman and she confessed her feelings for me. We started a relationship and everything was going well. Then she mentioned something along the lines of "get over it, young lady" and I joked I was definitely not young (I'm early 30s) and I realized we had not discussed ages. I found out she was 19! I couldn't get comfortable with the idea and she became stalkerish after the break up. So damn weird.

No. 1856108

I was lying immobilized on a sofa and surrounded by abnormally large thick earthworms. There was an invisible force pushing me down making it difficult to sit up.
Tried looking up what the dream meant but there’s too many contradictory interpretations.

No. 1859877

the scrote actor i kind of like was dying in my arms and i was sobbing for hours in my stupid dream. woke up feeling weird. i hope this means he lives forever.

No. 1861211

A lot of black kittens manifested in my apartment and also a huge green duck in my bathtub. I found out a great-(?)-grandfather of mine was gay and I was supposed to hide the evidence which was a certificate of gayness so I folded it into a Christmas decoration.

No. 1863371

I dreamed that I posted my face on lolcow and nobody cared except for one anon who replied that my full name was embedded in the image but lamented that it didn't help her pin down my location because my name is so generic (imagine something like "Sarah Smith"). Then I gave myself an enema with goat milk. Then I woke up in real life because the fire alarm was going off

No. 1863393

>>1863371
Bad thing i can't find your location through that dream description.

No. 1863421

I saw my ex hanging out with his friends and he had a bunch of scratcher tattoos on his face.

No. 1863422

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Octavia Spencer was my coworker and she was really mean but also really sensitive so I was walking on eggshells so Octavia spender didn't get triggered for peace and harmony purposes. Except she still got triggered regardless of what I did so I gave up and would just listen to her bitch like the old work granny that hated everything.

No. 1863436

I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I was the passenger in my gay uncle’s car. He’s driving and telling me about life, and it’s a sunny day. The car starts clipping through objects and suddenly we’re ascending into the clouds and he turns to me and goes, Do you want to hear three truths? By this point, of course I do. I tell him yes. He says, there will always be three geese. And I’m astonished. And THEN he goes, and two will ALWAYS be beautiful. And I’m fucking out of my mind blown away by this. Then the dream ends. No idea what it means, but it was a fun dream for once.

No. 1863439

>>1863436
Why did you have to mention that your uncle is gay

No. 1863443

>>1863439
All gay people have innate goose wisdom, don't be obtuse anon.

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No. 1863557

I had a dream my mom got mad at me and shot me in the arm, then told me to go to work. I refused because I literally just got shot, and then she called me weak.

No. 1866074

I keep having dreams about going to jail for committing murder.

No. 1880464

I had a dream about my best friend in high school, she got caught scamming and had to go to jail. I had her phone and it was an old school flip phone, but on the phone were high definition pictures of her living her life.
Her hair was modern, what she was doing looked like it was being done in modern day, but all on a flip phone.
Then I read her messages with her boyfriend/baby dad, and he was so sweet, and I broke down in my dream like, "nobody will ever love me, nobody will ever love me". I kept looking through her phone and found a picture of a room in a house.
With a caption like, "A place everyone knows" and that shit creeped me out so much I forced myself to wake up, and then I went into that weird sleep paryslis shit where I can't move, and I'm in a mixture of sleep and awake.
I'm still depressed thinking about it, "A place everyone knows" but it was an familiar looking room.

No. 1881534

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I had such an annoying nightmare.
I was in my room getting ready to go to sleep, I have a dog, so my dog in the dream was also getting ready to sleep on his bed.
Then I heard a squeaky sound and looked at the place where I put my shoes, and there were like three rats, they weren't even ugly cartoon rats, but they were still rats, so I was worried about them biting my dog and giving him rabies or something.
So I was panicking there, unable to move while my dumbass dog was getting close to sniff the rats, then I remembered that he's a schnauzer and I freaked out because I didn't want him to kill the rats.
Then my room was somehow huge and my house was in a mall? So I had two huge doors and holes in my room where the rats were coming from, and I freaked out even more because how the fuck did I somehow managed to turn my room in some weird ass base operations for rats, rats were coming in and out of my room, my dog was barking and borking.
So I proceeded to grab perfume to spray it all over the bedroom, and that's how the rats left.
So if you ever have rat problems, spray some miss Dior perfume and call it a day, in my dream it worked.

No. 1881691

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I rarely cry now and I never cry in front of other people but sometimes I just bawl in my dreams and that's insane, the recurring scenario usually goes like this: I'm going around the combo of two schools where I studied and suddenly I lose all my strength, and I just sit or lie in one particular spot and have a total nervous breakdown (it feels horrible and awesome at the same time). Sometimes I feel so powerless in my dreams that I keep falling asleep and I'm on the verge of tears the whole time. I also yell at random people I know. I'm not even remotely this dramatic irl kek

No. 1883086

I had this really weird, intense dream that my daughter confided in me that my sister's teenage son molested her and had been regularly doing so. I screamed at my nephew and almost got physically violent (raised my arm to bitch slap that piece of shit) before my sister stopped me, I was so offended that I stormed out of her house and immediately removed her on everything. She called me many times before I blocked her number. I cried so much and so hard that I woke up crying too lol. I remember feeling so profoundly betrayed by my sister and hurt for my daughter and in my dream. The thing is, I don't have a sister, or a daughter. Everything felt so realistic and I was insanely disoriented when I woke up. Like it seriously felt like it happened, all the emotions were so real and the dream just simply didn't feel like a dream. It felt like I actually went through that experience and it absolutely crushed my soul lol. It's been like 12 hours since I woke up and I still feel dizzy and was zoning the fuck out at my job. I literally never have super realistic dreams like this and it's kinda freaking me out a little. Any anons care to try to interpret my dream? I have no idea why I would dream of something like that.

No. 1883276

>>1881534
This is one of the only dreams in this thread that piqued my interest. It's very psychosexual. I'm out of the house right now but once I get home I will analyze this for you.

No. 1884977

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i dreamt i went into a shop woth two of my friends bc one of them was picking up this figurine he'd ordered. except it was the very same vader figurine i've been wanting for years and can't afford.(picrel) so i was reduced to glaring daggers at hi" and calling him a rich fuck behind his back (he is in fact rich).
hate that im a broke ass even in my dreams

No. 1885525

Had a weird dream today, I guess cause I've been needing to call my health insurance company and that's been on my mind. Basically, I called them and a guy answered. He started coming onto me and being creepy. He asked for my name and SSN. I gave my name to him at first but he didn't hear me. I didn't say it again because I realized he would know who I am. I hung up on him and he somehow started texting me, again flirting with me and being weird and acting desperate for my name and address. I emailed the company the messages and then the dream was over.

No. 1887228

I dreamt I was watching a horror movie with my friend. Sometimes I would dream from a character's POV, but I still knew it was a movie.
The movie was unsettling, truly, and I commented on how well-made it is.
It began with rowdy teenagers walking through some hotel/dorm building at night, and the light sensors in the corridors sometimes didn't work. It was very arthouse, included some psychological horror, and was a "well made" movie, but that doesn't matter. Skipping ahead to the part that matters.
It got to a point where they found a gory corpse. I remember saying "wow, that cheapens the movie". Mangled face, Asian man laying on the floor. The girl shines her phone light further, and it pans to a mask laying next to the corpse. It looks like a theater mask, red, big cheeks, smiling, big nose, honestly now that I think about it, it looks like the devil mask emoji but without the eyes. It has sharp sheet metal teeth. The girl screams as horror music begins playing, and there is a jump cut to the mangled man laying on that same floor and… passionately making out with the sentient mask. He's really into it, desperately tonguing its sharp teeth and cutting his mouth on them. It's almost pornographic. The mask bites his face while the man screams in pain but seems to be enjoying it. The mask sucks out his eyeball and that is when he begins to scream in horror.
Another jump cut. Grainy footage of a nature documentary. Grey day, a sea, a gull and some other animal. As this happens, the music gradually was becoming dreamy, nostalgic, romantic. It was Eric Satie, or something similar. I remember the music vividly. The gull was pecking at the other animal, which was writhing in almost sexual excitement. It was pecking away at its flesh. Another shot, this time some long-beaked bird shoving its beak into another animal's anus, plucking at it, pulling out its intestines. Mind you, the dreamy soft music is playing the whole time.
Everything was very graphic. Very realistic. When I woke up at this point, I was confused that I wasn't watching this for real.

No. 1887733

>>1884977
That's such a gorgeous Vader fugure. I'd be seething in my dreams too.

No. 1887907

I really want to unsee my dream of a girl on the news who got beheaded by her bf while being raped. He somehow took a wire and ran it through her neck while it happened until fully her head detached. Pretty sure it's from watching a review of the movie hereditary.

No. 1887946

Broke my cardinal rule of once I’m up, I’m up and went back to sleep.
1st dream, thought I was actually awake and went to the bathroom where suddenly I got light headed and started passing out. No problem, slowly start laying down in the bath and banging on the walls as much as possible to get my husbands attention that somethings wrong. He comes running in just as I pass out. Wake up still in bed.
2nd dream. Think I’m awake again! Swear to god my fucking eyes were open and the view is exactly what I typically see in the dimly lit room, my blankets, my husband the tvs flat black screen but again I can’t breathe! My mind instantly says, “well you’re dreaming, open your eyes” so I actually open my eyes and sit up to get my breath back, awake again!
3rd suddenly unable to get any air, fuck this. Pull myself instantly from sleep and I’m awake again and not going back to bed.
I hate that my brain takes so much issue with me oversleeping, sometimes I can get away with it but always the fucking nightmare shit! At least it wasn’t the dreams about something leaning over me that I can never see!

No. 1892143

I had the most visually amazing dream where I was lost in an underground city full of people who were all part-insect or part-rodent, etc. Their forms leaned more heavily into the non-human parts, and they mostly only looked human-like because they wore human clothes. Specifically, 1920s style clothing, but most of it seemed patched up and a bit threadbare. There were underground kitchens and inns and swimming holes, all the items there looked like they were repurposed out of discarded human items. The residents weren't necessarily unkind, but just really busy going about the hustle and bustle of their lives and didn't pay much attention to me, but they would get irritated if I got in their way in my confusion. The vibe overall felt like some un-published grungy claymation film.

No. 1892145

>>1892143
Ive had dreams about underground cities a few times recently as well. I wonder if it started from the tunnel girl and jews digging tunnel fiasco for me or something.

No. 1894025

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spending so much time in celebricows must be affecting my brain because this motherfucker showed up in my dreams, at MY house doing traditional drawing sketch commissions for random people. I am not a cillianfag get out of my home

No. 1894400

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>>1894025
This was me when I dreamt I had to take Jared Leto on a mission in a van and he kept making stops and stressing me out. I fear him appearing in my dreams now. Part of me feels like his character was so uncannily accurate that he accidently Astral projected into my dream instead of whatever 16 year old girls he was trying to enter instead

No. 1895062

I dreamed that I participated in an Orwellian/dystopian-styled LARP hosted by a local college. Me and two other women were decoding a written historical timeline (I suppose to look for inconsistencies?) I thought the other two ladies were teamed up and working way faster than I was, but later learned that they were both about as behind as I was until we all worked together. One of them hugged me for what felt like twenty minutes straight before we got back to work. It was cool, we got to climb up on a fake building-inside-a-building to look for clues, while other participants distracted the overseers and guards.

After we made what felt like no progress decoding the timeline, we were all called outside, where it was nighttime and chilly out. One of the overseers, an energetic smiley short lady who looked like a young Jane Lynch, came to examine all of us and 'fixing' some of our outfits to look less conspicuous. She got to me and was appalled that I wore a scarf tied in a bow (she said something about it appearing above my station and not how a good comrade would dress), and untied it while it was still around my neck. All I saw was a bunch of sheer fabric flying over my face, and then I woke up. Wished it went on longer, this was such a cool dream and the kind of event I'd love to do in real life.

No. 1896669

does anyone have recurring themes in your dreams? I noticed whenever I have 'nightmares' – elevators always show up in my dreams and they never go to the floors I want, or they're super decrepit and falling apart, and I am forced to use these shitty elevators in my dreams in am never taken to the place I want to go. and the fear in the elevator is that the wires will snap and I'll fall down the shaft. sometimes I've been in elevators like in willy wonka and chocolate factory that don't even go up and down, but sideways and diagonal.
and I'm always in massive multi-story buildings in these elevators, and the only way I can get to where I want to go is in these death traps.

No. 1900855

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I dreamed that I bought shorts from Kim Kardashian but when I tried them on they were black sweat pants that were way too big for me and I could pull them up till they were under my armpits. But the leg part only started on my knees so I could only waddle around. Then I put on a robe, and threw my hair into a messy man bun and went to a star wars convention because I was convinced that I looked exactly like Qui-Gon Jinn (I didn't)

No. 1900861

I had a very strange experience right now. I was rolling around in bed feeling uncomfortable. I thought that I was getting sick. I settled down on my back and closed my eyes. I felt the sensation of what happened next strongly. It began to feel like I couldnt move. Im starting to think of it as an awake dream. But I felt a strong weight on me, like it was holding me down. I started moving my mouth and tried breathing in and out (which I don't think i actually did). I was trying to say "Help" because it felt like I was dying, but the sound wouldn't come out. I felt like the door in my room opened, I was faced away from it. I opened my eyes and the feeling completely stopped. It feels like it was a dream that melded in with reality very convincingly. Not sure what to make of it. I feel completely normal now.

No. 1900864

>>1900861
Congrats to your first sleep paralysis nonna kek, that's exactly what you described.

No. 1900866

>>1900864
Oh. Kek. Thanks

No. 1900888

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>>1896669
i noticed bridges tend to show up a lot. I've neevr liked them irl (im always afraid they'll collapse from under my feet). when they show up in dreams they're often unsafe, broken or incomplete and i have to swim across or some shit. always very unpleasant.
took me years to realise that it probably had to do with the fact that as a kid i spent a lot of time near avignon and its famous broken bridge (picrel)

No. 1900914

>>1900888
The few dreams I remember from my childhood involved going across a bridge that suddenly breaks, but I wake up before I hit the water.
I haven't dreamt something like that in a long time though.

No. 1901554

I had a dream that I went to a cafe and chris chan served me kek, i ordered eggs benedict and he actually got my order right.

No. 1901557

>>1900914
I had this as a recurring dream as a child but I didn’t grow up near a broken bridge or anything like that.

No. 1901583

>>1900888
>>1901557
The only thing I know from dream symbolism is that water symbolizes emotions and subconscious, so your dreams probably mean something… I'm so bad at this stuff kek.

>>1896669
Huh, I also have weird elevator dreams sometimes, they're not nightmares but they're kind of tiresome. They're usually new and spacious but they don't go where I want to as well, sometimes they somehow end up outside of the building (yeah, like Willy Wonka ones), sometimes something weird happens there. Funny that just like bridge anon I've only just remembered certain experience from my childhood: I was at my grandparents' - they lived in a nursing house but not exactly, it was an aparment block where they had a flat and only had to pay for communal services if I'm not mistaken, and sometimes they would receive shipments from Germany with various food, candy, and some other random stuff - so that one day they took me to the first floor to receive their box, but there were a lot of other people and they lost me lol, so I would go up and down in this big elevator with other people until my grandparents found me. It didn't take them too long and I don't remember being scared but who knows, maybe it did make an impression on me.

No. 1901586

>>1896669
Elevators and bridges are common in my dreams, not really in my nightmares, but they always have something weird about them, like elevators that go sideways or travel with the door open or just go way beyond the number of floors; with bridges they usually are broken or alive… I had a few dreams where the bridges had faces and talked to me giving me directions or just telling me to stop stepping on their faces kek
But when it comes to nightmares it is always pools, schools and abandoned buildings and trains. I get pools and schools (can't swim/bullying), and abandoned buildings seem like a common fear, but I have no idea whats up with trains, I kinda like them, so I'm guessing it's just the dark tunnels and trains are just a bonus. Oh, also clogged toilets are always in my nightmares for some reason, kek the horror of needing a bathroom but it's unusable

No. 1901596

>>1901586
>Oh, also clogged toilets are always in my nightmares for some reason, kek the horror of needing a bathroom but it's unusable
I once read somewhere that unusable toilets in our dreams is our brain protecting us from peeing ourselves in the sleep kek, I love this thought but I actually also had very vivid dreams about peeing which made me wake up in panic, and surprisingly everything was dry, so I'm not quite sure about the good intentions of the brain

No. 1901619

Got chased by an axe-wielding tranny. god help me

No. 1902349

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Today i was a lawyer of prince Harry and i had have a shit on my shoulder. It was part of my job. So i had that little shit on there and always had to explain to people passing by that it's there because i'm Harry's laywer and they understood.

No. 1902459

I had a dream involving Shayna. I was walking past a house and I thought that I should go inside to get some milk because she was staying there with an older couple.

I went around taking pictures with my phone but when I tried to leave I couldn't because the door was locked. I had to find another escape route without being caught. I kept creeping around the house while Shayna and the couple were making porn in another room. I eventually climbed out of a window. Then I went a got a lunch of fried eggs and a pot of tea in a cafe.

No. 1902811

I had a dream that i was reading a thread called, "THis one" and it'd been dead for years with 30 threads and I'm on the 30th thread and it's locked. As i'm reading a the tab says (1) and I scroll up to see the thread is locked, then I scrolled to the bottom and it said something like, "Nona you need to stop reading/using this site" and I wrote, "Why?" and it started to show me gore. I scrolled up and I could'nt ex out of the window, I forced myself to wake up then. Funnily enough I've been reading Soren's thread before i went to bed.

No. 1902842

>>1902811
I think your subconscious is trying to tell you something…

No. 1902849

I visited some part of Europe and it had a fancy grocery store with a 2nd level that lead to a Cafe. The Cafe over looked the store with large windows. When I left there was an interesting looking apartment complex people considered low income and dangerous. When I went inside the lower level was a small community store with discounted food everyone could afford. There were 4 levels total with most of it being one bedroom studio apartments that had balconies. It had mini kitchens, a laundry area, and study type areas dispersed around the 3 floors. The people inside were all super nice to each other. They would leave coffee, baked goods, and offer help with decorating for christmas. If anything it was like a community run apartment complex that was cheap enough for college kids. The local rich community didn't like it because of it not being a modern nicer looking building. I actually wish we had something like it where I live.

No. 1902873

I was having a meltdown in some sort of business building and Paul Rudd guided me to a room where I could cry in peace. He said he practiced accents there. He rubbed my back for a minute and then left. It weirdly helped and I woke up feeling so calm. I don't even have an opinion on that man irl lol

No. 1902881

>>1902811
Omg Soren’s thread gave me nightmares as well.

No. 1904630

I had a sexual pokemon related dream and am horrified. A Gothitelle used hypnosis and was groping a cute guy. So not the worst. I suppose reading the degen threads here had some influence on me.

No. 1904733

I've had reoccurring dreams (or…nightmares might be more fitting) of my jaw being unable to close. No matter how much I try to put it back into a normal position, it wont move. It hurts. The sensation is so viscerally uncomfortable that these odd dreams are almost like memories of mild torture.
Additionally and somewhat related, I have dreams where I can't stop grinding my teeth together. I desperately try to stop the grinding, but its like my mouth is on autopilot. The grinding keeps going…and going…until my dream eventually changes into something else.
The sensations I get in both of these dreams are unnervingly vivid. At this point, I'm genuinely concerned that the teeth grinding is happening in real life, too. It seems like the most obvious reason for this weird reoccurring dream.

No. 1905758

i had a dream i made out with a more attractive version of myself. what does this mean

No. 1905760

A (random) peeve of mine is how many people lie about dreams in a tumblr superwholockian way because they think theyre being funny but I need you all to believe me when I say this is real and not an attempt to be like that because I hate it. But I wasn't feeling good and was falling into sleep and having one of those weird in-between dreams and in them Taylor Swift was selling a shoe collab but her name was Sasha Quick. Like I couldn't summon her name and I knew it didn't sound right but it was just immediately Sasha Quick.

No. 1905770

I keep having dreams of somebody I'm trying really hard to get over. I work so hard at trying to forget them, and then at night my brain gives me the most realistic, blissful dreams of them and it hurts so bad. Is there any way to stop stuff like this??

No. 1905772

>>1905770
Nope. If you practice lucid dreaming you can beat them over the head with a shovel though

No. 1905776

>>1905772
i wouldn't want to do that though… it's someone I love who I shouldn't love. just picturing the shovel thing makes me sad kek that's how much I love them when I shouldn't which is why I'm trying to forget, but my brain keeps sabotaging me.
I also considered learning to lucid dream, but if I became conscious in my dreams it would harm 95% of the rest of my dreams, because random dreams are the only times where I don't remember what happened (with the person I shouldn't love) and they serve as a break from fighting my thoughts when i'm awake

No. 1905780

>>1905776
Why do you love them. Like what do you gain from that. So many bad bitches out there

No. 1905787

>>1905780
extremely cute and sexy and hard-working (and, and, and… I'll spare you) but I guess the biggest problem is they're the only irl person I've ever been attracted to so I can't just replace their spot in my brain. So whenever I feel lonely or touch-starved, they're the only person my brain can conjure up. I guess they come up in my dreams because I'm repressing it so hard when I'm awake.

No. 1905793

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I had a dream where I published a yume doujin of GI Joe characters, painstakingly finding each guy a girl character from the cartoon each with a romantic angle before the smut (this was just mentioned by me to someone when holding the book as the backstory) but Hasbro was mad I put it out and it did better than their comics so they kidnapped my dog (I don't own a dog irl)

No. 1905796

>>1905787
Oh you just need to attach yourself to someone else. It'll happen eventually and you can let go of that. Plenty of other bad bitches in the sea

No. 1905801

>>1905796
if i was normal, that would be good advice. too bad i'm retarded and stunted and mentally ill. maybe i'll still be dreaming about her on my death bed in 50 years

No. 1905818

>>1905801
RIP anon lived a simp died a simp

No. 1906299

>>1902811
that's actually so scary. you're brave for opening the site again because i wouldn't have after that lol

No. 1907064

had a dream i was back at my grandmas house living with my dad and sister and my dad wouldn't care about me no matter what I did and I was crying and throwing a tantrum despite feeling in my 20s and i threw my food too and he still didn't care, i tried being nice too, it was tough. I didn't realize I felt so neglected by my dad

No. 1910126

A few hours ago I had a dream that I smelled my breath and it smelled bad, and I posted "my breath smells like shit from a butt" in the mundane shit thread. I think it's cause like two days ago my breath was a tiny bit funky and I was shocked cause usually it's fine.

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>>1902811
WTF BYE

No. 1910442

Any tips for how to get a sex dream?

No. 1910488

>>1910442
Practice lucid dreaming, it works if you stick with it. Sleeping with a pillow between your legs also helps for obvious reasons.

No. 1911233

Had an uncomfortable nightmare with a stupid plot. An alien invasion was forcing our city to evacuate and city officials told us that we would only be gone for 24 hours while superheros dealt with the invasion. But I kept telling everyone in the house (who wasn't even my family but a bunch of vague relative who cause trouble for me irl) that we should pack more food than only two meals, because other cities had been completely wiped from the map and we have to be prepared. But everyone blew me off and also wanted to leave the animals there since we would be back the next day. It was frustrating to try to wrangle those tards while they were just treating everything like it would be fine.

No. 1911297

I had a dream that I posted a thread and somehow documents with my middle name were attached. Anons called me out on it but when I deleted the thread no one mentioned it or reposted it. This is my second lolcow dream in a row.

No. 1911299

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I had a dream that me and an old friend from high school were sleeping in the same bed and fondling each other under the covers. Wtf. I never liked her that way and I still wouldn’t like her that way now. But for some reason in the dream I liked it and it made me really excited, and I wanted her to touch me more, why??

No. 1911487

Whenever there’s a small animal in my dream, it will always die. I dread it. I’ll try so hard to keep it safe and I will always fail, usually it dies because of a mistake I made.

No. 1913018

i dreamed an entire fucking normal boring ass day, and then WOKE UP. and had to immediately start doing it again

No. 1913103

i dreamt i saw my dead dad but he had like six legs like some sort of spider. no clothes, just a face and lots of legs. it was dark and he was crawling and smiling at me. dad why would you do this…

No. 1913108

I just dreamed that my crush finally noticed me. We went to my apartment and he got really angry because it was messy and I was embarrassed lol

No. 1913625

Last night I was going down a loophole of remembering how I almost drowned in the ocean and I really wanted to stop thinking about it so I decided to fantasize about relationships. I fell asleep and in my dream there actually was a boyfriend, and it was kind of weird. He was following me around and never spoke (good thing.) I checked his phone in the dream and he was marking everything we done together on an app and it was really cute how he subtly admired me like that. It kind of ruined my day because it'll never happen to me and I really hope I can dream about him again. At least it's another thing I can day dream about while at work.
>>1911299
I've had dreams like this too. Where a person who I, sometimes, never spoken to in a romantic context. It makes me develop a half crush on them and I wonder if they might've manifested it or was thinking about me too much.

No. 1914219

I dreamed my previous boss has kidnapped me to force me marry him. It was scary but I could run away in the end. In the dream he had this huge house with second hand wood furniture and also a horse instead of a car and a pet bear (I have no idea why). He tried to undress and kiss me. I feel shaken.

No. 1917093

I had a dream that a prank youtuber sprayed me in the face with a cleaning spray as a bit for his video. like he went into the womens bathroom to get a womans reaction “oh youre a man-“ and then spray them in the face. it was supposed to be an epic feminist pwn, and a clip of it spread around out of context as a meme. so he was actually ruining peoples health and when he did it to me i could feel it get into my eye. i immediately ran into the shower that the public restroom had and spent a long time cleaning it off of me. later on i cried about how these people dont care if they ruin lives. i watched his videos and he was just one of those psychopathic dudebros that couldnt take responsibility. he would complain about death threats he got about being sprayed with paint and be like see? my life fucking sucks, and in the dream i just was like he brought it on himself completely, how does he not fucking see this. he went to some ice cave exhibit thing where strangers that recognized him yelled at him far away. in the last vid he got some cops attention at night and skateboarded away.

No. 1919079

I got pregnant somehow. I found out because I was lactating. I was incredibly sad and scared and my friends were comforting me. But yes I still tried the milk.

No. 1919122

I had a sex dream that was very weird. I was in this weird psych ward that was honestly very pretty, with lots of nature and it was very usafely made of glass.
I was supposed to meet a doctor but I was scared, I was begging the nurses to not let me take any meds because I was afraid of becoming addicted to them, but that I was just afraid of their secondary effects.
So they sent me to another doctor. And it was weird, he was literally one of my husbandos, and he was very nice to me. Somehow he left me in his room/office ans I was being very creepy.
I licked and kissed a flute he, for some reason played in my dream, and then he found me, so we had sex.
It was kind of hot but certainly not that accurate to how he is.

No. 1919275

I had many vivid dreams last night but only came to remember some when I woke up. In the first dream, there was a typical yaoi couple with an effeminate, elf-looking yk with pale skin and pale eyes and white hair. I don't remember the seme all that much but he was definitely buff and had black hair. The uke got pregnant and had a baby, but every time he touched the baby it would disappear from sight. Then in my second dream, I was on top of a very high snowy mountain while it was very sunny, and everyone was skiing except for me, I didn't have skiis. Everyone on the mountain was male and I was reciting some feminist spiel about how it doesn't matter when men die in war, because women know how to feel remorse for them already and they choose war out of their own volition or something. Also, I was descending the mountain by hopping down small descents and would avoid very steep hills. Then I remember being in a dollar store. Then I went to another store, like a grocery store, where there was a whole aisle dedicated to cake mix. I was looking for a rainbow cake mix because I wanted to make a rainbow cake.

No. 1919501

had one of those long dreams that feel like they last forever in real time, i killed some guy and chopped him up and buried him around on some island in michigan i was vacationing to, then came back to my home state. in the dream 3 years had passed and i had escaped being a suspect, but there was sudden renewed interest in the case and i was terrified of being found out. was completely awful

No. 1924756

Just woke up from this weird one, I was at some mall as were a lot of my classmates and friends. The men were being annoying to the women so we decide to leave the floor and they decide to come with us laughing, its weird but we take it. We go down only to hear a bunch of screams coming, I'm at the far back with a girl in a wheelchair when I find out they released rabid dogs onto the girls and were laughing about it. We were in a safe place so I decided to leave that girl and run down and get lucky that I enter straight into an elevator, there's a man behind me who's not as lucky. Next I leave the mall and find myself next to foucault who's teaching me french using German but he comments that my german's not so good so I tell him its because I'm only B1. After class is finished this woman come picks me up and makes a similar comment and I reiterate the answer, on our way we're walking close to the woods and this man with a dog comes up and I get frightened so we weer off our original direction and come across this cliff (The dog was looking for a bear) and she stops and asks if it's a fire, I have a bad feeling about it and I try to pull her and tell her it's just a bonfire but we still get closer to it. Turns out they wanted to burn me, it wasn't known to me why but they wanted to throw me into the huge bonfire from the cliff. They pull me aside and I'm waiting with my mother for it to happen and she doesn't seem a bit sad. It goes from day to night and they decide to stop after foucault comes and says "He was born dry" and my mom tells them I wasn't so they all think oh it was a boy and apologise and leave me alone and as I'm leaving these three fairies (think of the ones from sleeping beauty) just wink and say "they don't need to know" and I realise only I can see them, and they fooled them to leave me alone.
There's also a motif of butterflies, someone is asking people about their favourite butterflies and this girl answers with some underground blue butterfly with arrows on it.

No. 1924980

I just had the most horrifying nightmare where a miscarried fetus came out of me while I was sitting down and I saw it when I stood up and was horrified and had no idea what to do because I can’t just flush it down the toilet or throw it in the trash and I can’t just hold onto it either and I don’t want to get in trouble for improper disposal of what it essentially a corpse and I was chimping so hard trying to figure out what to do with it and trying to hide it from others. Wtf.

No. 1925015

Dreamt that I walked in on a guy peeing in a single stall bathroom

No. 1926947

The weird rape nightmare I had last night was like this: I was at some apartment that was kind of dark, I think it was winter, my family and I were on vacations and we decided to stay in a room in that apartment that we had to share with a bunch of people.
It had like 3 rooms, very big ones, so my family and I stayed in one room.
For some reason I was talking to some dude that looked a lot like a moid that used to bully me in school and who died at like 21 years old, I was feeling very uncomfortable.
Then I was supposed to kiss him and shit or we would all get kicked out of the apartment? And suddenly my family wasn't on vacations, we were actually living in that apartment with the other bunch of people.
Then the moid that looked like that bully was taking off my clothes and I was panicking.
Luckily(?) The landlord appeared and said that he was going to kick everyone out of the apartment and he said, literally "I close the apartment" then my brother, who was in another room with my dad was like "um, that's illegal because -insert legal stuff-" (he's not a lawyer I don't know law terminology lmao).
And the dream ended because I was about to throw up my heart in real life kek.
I hate these weird dreams, they always involve that dead faggot, I should exorcize myself or some shit.

No. 1926960

>>1926947
I have a few questions before I type out a long interpretation:
>Were there any colours that stood out, specifically colours of room paint or of clothing.
>Was it just dark or was it winter?
>Was all your family there, or only certain members & if so, which members of your family were the most present?
>When does the fear or anxiety kick in, is it when you're in the apartment, when you're alone with dead moid, or when the family realizes?

No. 1926965

>>1926960
Definitely lots of blue, emerald green and some burnt orange colors. It was pretty dark, like all of the curtains and blinds were shut with just some tiny stripes of light coming from them.
It was honestly weird how only my brother and my dad were there, and they were so relaxed too, just like when we're at home.
No one actually realized what was going on, I felt very anxious when I was talking with the moid and panicked when he was taking off my clothes, at first I was like "oh nice, vacations" but it it was when the dead moid appeared that I began to feel very anxious.

No. 1927002

I had a dream I saw a spiritual robbery in real time. A traveling tarot woman who reeked of cowshit. What does it mean?

No. 1927118

Woke up from a dream where I was in a city that looked like a mix of tall buildings and small bazaar alleyways which was pretty busy. One time as I'm walking, I'm seeing my youngest sister from afar, we cross paths and I ask her about a cease fire. I stumble over my words and try to explain she doesn't have to forgive me but if she could at least understand where I come from. She replies that we're both better off not doing anything of the sort, that the family is composed of hurt abrasive people and that we're all better people away from one other. We split, I continue my way though some bazaar where drying peppers are hanging everywhere. Some fresh green ones are also hanging and in that line of peppers some are in a more advanced drying state. So there's a hue of color change from green to yellow and red, to deep red and dried. I take pictures of those peppers and I continue on my way on a familiar way I think I've gone before. Next, there's an altogether fruits and vegetables bazaar stand that's not far from a bridge over a busy street. I wanna shortcut to the bridge by climbing on one of the tables from the fruits and vegetables stand, but there's no way, and as I vocalize this, the lady from the stand smiles at me and confirms that there's no possiblity to shortcut to the bridge that way.
And then I woke up.
I didn't get much sleep the last 48 hours and the week at work I had was exhausting, I think all of that weirdness is the reflection of my week in some way kek.

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>>1926947
>>1926965
Here is my interpretation. I don't know you very well, and the dream is incomplete, so parts may be off. This is just my personal analysis. Sorry if it's not the best written, it's late and I've wrote this in between studying for my course. I'm going to first break it down into all the parts that I am analyzing:

Subjects of the dream:
>Brother and father
The father appears in dreams usually to signify authority, in this context I believe it is reflective of a longing to be accepted or for approval. The brother can often symbolize a need for protection, or a desire of support reflected by a masculine energy.
>Dead scrote [i.e., ghost]
In your dream, you describe the person that undresses you as looking like a dead person you know, but you switch from saying he looks like him to it being him, which to me signifies tht it's a ghost of him. I'm not saying that his ghost is haunting you, just that in this dream it's not so much a person, or subject, but a ghost, or memory, of a subject. In dreams, ghosts often symbolize things from the past of which we cannot let go. Something, like an experience, emotion, or event, that is unresolved. In your dream, the ghost attacks you, which suggests a certain air of defeat, or surrendering, to the unresolved issues of the past.
>Crowd of others
You mention that you're sharing the apartment with others, but they don't seem to make an appearance in your dream, it's just understood via dream logic that they are there, unseen. This may be symbolic of a fear of being negatively judged or perceived, especially by the Other. In your dream, perhaps you are anxious to be judged by them for being undressed.
>Landlord
This is a common figure to appear in dreams involving anxiety or fear. It's a figure of authority, control. In your case, the landlord enters the apartment which reflects a crossing of boundaries. In your dream, he enters and the assault ends, reflective of the unconscious belief that figures of authority can hold more power over you in situations like these.

Dream Colours (they can mean many different things, but in the context of this dream I believe them to symbolize):
>Blue
Emotional coldness, fear of feeling, a state of being far removed from the other or the self.
>Green
Natural state of being, innate relationship with the world and the other, being in tune with yourself.
>Orange
Weak desire, burnt-out passion, inner fire that's grown dim.

Dream scenarios:
>Vacation
Usually a dream about a vacation symbolizes a need to break from routine, or a desire to escape. In your dream, the vacation ends up going wrong. This could reflect that you feel unready or unprepared to change your routines, or unable to let go of responsibilities. It can also represent a wariness to change.
>Shut blinds
Shut blinds can be indicative of secrecy or fear, and they commonly reflect latent desires for privacy, control, or even protection from what is outside the metaphorical window. In your dream, the blinds are shut tight and only a bit of sunlight gets through, to me this suggest you're undergoing a situation where you feel as though someone else is exerting control over you against your will.
>Appearance of the ghost
This is when the anxiety starts in your dream; as I said early, the ghost symbolizes something in your past that has been left unresolved. That unresolved event is what brings you the anxiety you feel in your dream, it's symbolic of the weight of that event on your unconscious and your unconscious refusal to address it in your waking life.
>Being undressed
Clothes can be symbolic of the self; or at least the self that we present to the Other. Nudity is often a symbol for vulnerability, or feelings of being exposed or defenseless to criticism. Undressing in dreams can reflect a need to confront the true self, or to let go of inhibition and the fear of judgement, but in your dream it's with discomfort indicating a fear of revealing the vulnerability of nudity.
>[The landlord's thread of] Being kicked out, or evicted
A common situation of powerless or vulnerability. In your dream, it's the threat of eviction [i.e., exposure to the outside world from the safety of the home] that halts the assault. Perhaps this is symbolic that the thing that has been left unresolved has been left that way because of fears relating to rejection.
>Disagreement
Symbolic of conflict, especially conflict that has been left unresolved in waking life. It is a clash of perspectives, an invitation to look towards other ways of thinking.

Phrases of the dream:
>"I close the apartment"
I'm focusing on the verb to close and the symbolism of the apartment. It's when the landlord enters and speaks these words that the ghost's assault stops. If the vulnerability of nudity is forced by the unresolved conflict, then perhaps the appearance of an authority figure highlights the fear of rejection for that vulnerability.
>"Um, that's illegal -"
The self-doubt expressed by "um" followed by a strong indication of unlawfulness, wrongness, or even self-preservation.

Look over all of those interpretations and see if any strike true to what you're going through in your waking life, try to expand on the symbolism and ideas if you're able and connect any dots. The main emotions I read from your description of the dream is: shame and guilt: feelings of inadequacy and fear of vulnerability: a sense of unresolved issues that were perceived to be out of your control. Using the symbolism and meanings aforementioned, the dream becomes something like this:

>You enter a space shared with the judgemental Other, wanting approval but unsure if you'll receive it. Something unresolved forces you into a state of vulnerability, potentially even revealing your defenselessness to the Other. Another figure of authority transgresses boundaries after this revelation, confronting you with a sense of powerlessness. This authority is expelled with hesitant yet righteous conflict from the perspective of protective energy.


I don't know you well, or your situation clearly, or have knowledge of your other dreams, but if I were to go on a limb and interpret the meaning behind this dream it would be something like:

>Something has gone on in your life in the past that has left you feeling vulnerable or ashamed, something related to your inner [or personal] life that you want to keep private so that others don't know about it, or something that you try to keep secret. Perhaps it's affected the ways that others view you, or you're afraid of how others may think of you if your secret is revealed. This event may have been outside of your control, but you believe that you could have changed it somehow, or you blame others for this event and resent that they didn't protect you from it. You're upset by the consequences of this event, especially in regards to how others may view you now; or, you fear the consequences of a secret being revealed so that it keeps you from revealing it. You want to finally resolve this through direct confrontation with what has affected you, regardless of how the Other will react.


If you want to stop having dreams like this, I recommend that you reflect on the following:
>Is there something that you've been keeping from others, even those close to you? If so, is it right to keep it a secret? What would happen if they found out?
>Is the opinion of others important to you? If so, how can you alleviate feelings of shame or guilt that's brought on by their opinions?
>Do you feel in control of your life, or do you feel as though you answer to some authority? If so, how does that affect you?
>Is there anything in your life that you'd like to change; a new mode of living, a new belief, or a new perspective? What's holding you back from achieving this? Is it inside of your control, or outside of your control?

I hope this helps nona. Sorry it's such a long post, I wanted to go through everything that I could to help you. I know that dreams of assault can be frightening. I believe that dreams are the unconscious trying to answer the problems of the conscious. Therefore, if we can understand the meanings of our dreams we can work towards solving the issues that they reflect in our waking life. The symbolism of dreams can be so all over the place that it takes some self-investigation and self-reflection to comprehend the meanings behind certain things. I hope that my interpretation can help you.

No. 1928575

I had this dream when I was like 5-6 years old, I'm 28 and I still vividly remember it to this day. I was in a room with two sleeping people, probably my grandparents, I woke up in that dream and I saw the room getting filled with smoke. Then some kind of a demonic entity emerged right beside my bed, and grinned at me. I was scared for a second and then the fear just disappeared, I almost shoved my face into its face and I said "I'm not afraid of you", which caused it to stop smilling, it looked surprised. In that moment streams of light started to fall from the ceilig and the "demon" got scared and vanished. I heard a voice telling me that I will always be protected and to have no fear. As I said, I still remember it to this day. I didn't pay attention to religion as a kid and I was an atheist my whole teens. The moment I started getting genuinely interested in christianity around 19-20, after a short period of peace I started experiencing nightmares. I had night terrors and sleep paralysis and feelings of "presence" in my room, that went away after a prayer. Now it doesn't happen as often, no sleep paralysis, just unpleasant dreams.

No. 1928620

I have this recurring dream.

I'm stood outside my grandmother's house, an old country farm in the middle of nowhere. Its dark, and all the lights are on, and all the windows and doors are open. I go inside, where I am either closing all the windows and doors in a panic because I know something terrible is outside, waiting. OR I go inside and walk through very calmly without the fear of an outside malevolence, but then I always find a secret room. The secret room can be anywhere (sometimes I find it in the cellar, sometimes upstairs etc). Sometimes, the contents are fantastical, like a whole ballroom or mall(?!) and other times there are horrors.

No. 1929147

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I dreamed that the ugly saltburn moid was voted "Scrote of the Year". Not "Man of the Year", Scrote of the Year.

No. 1930639

i had a wet dream last night, i was on top of this girl and we did it outdoor on the ground. idk if i'm a lesbian or not but this is my second wet dream with a girl, i dont even remember if i had any wet dream with a guy before

No. 1939893

I had a dream I grew a penis on my knee and called it a kneenis.

No. 1940114

Sometimes I have dreams that I'm at a Chinese zoo and a door is open and I steal at least 1 baby panda and put it in my sweater and walk out so happy. If there were a way to steal a panda irl I would do it. It makes me so mad that people can own like tigers and monitor lizards and exotic animals but I can't own a panda even though I'm like meant to? I don't have this dream all the time but it reoccurs every few months and more tiny baby pandas keep popping up out of nowhere and I'm trying to herd them all into one area but they keep climbing around. I want one so bad. Why live.

No. 1940294

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I got sent to an expensive psych ward that was a big Victorian house and all of the rooms were like smaller rooms within a big room (kind of like picrel) that were all clustered together. there was an opening in the ceiling where you could climb out. I got to bring my cat with me and I was alone until I got some roommate who I had to share with.
There was a huge library area on the floor underneath the rooms where everyone hung out all day and read and chatted. They were all really close with each other and the staff who were older women. There were muffins and snacks every day that they forced you to eat. Everyone was teenaged and there were girls and boys but mostly girls. They had all been there way longer than me and all of them drew comics about each other and the staff. One girl took me outside to the driveway and told me about an entity that comes to the rooms when nobody else is around and broke the legs of two girls off. She said that you can prevent it by always being in a group, not wearing braids to sleep and not sleeping facing the wall. She made me practice running down the long driveway. I remember everyone wanted to go to the beach and I didn’t really want to but they told me the entity would be there if I stayed back alone.

No. 1940297

>>1928620
I have weird secret room dreams too. I had a ballroom, a giant basement filled with film props and antiques, I’ve even had an entire walmart in a secret room in my house

No. 1941482

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I dreamed that I was sitting on my bed ugly crying because "I can't believe I'm dating a fat man!!" kek

No. 1941737

From time to time I get super trippy dreams. Like the sky is purple, the rooftops are moving, just crazy weird shit happening but they're always so cozy.

No. 1941881

For some reason a lot of my dreams take place in fancy hotels and shopping districts. I never have a specific need for anything, or a place to be, I just keep living in hotels and looking around at funky malls. No idea why.

No. 1943520

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i wonder if nonas have killed in dreams. i did once, it was a hobo scrote i stabbed by a bank at night
mind you, i was in my edgy blacker phase kek
also saw on yt that killing in a lucid dream fucks you up because of how real it can feel

No. 1943554

>>1943520
I've had dreams in which I killed people, just regular dreams, not lucid dreams. It really did feel disturbing. One time I dreamt I got in an argument with a tranny and he said he was going to tell everyone I was a terf and ruin my life, we started fighting and I ended up pushing him out of a window. It felt so real, I was uncomfortable for days. It almost made me worry, like, if I'm capable of doing this in a dream, does this mean I could do it in real life…?

No. 1943555

>>1943520
ive dreamt of being killed countless times(men chasing me, being shot,being pushed off a ledge,running away from a rapist moid) and have dreamt of stabbing someone i still remember being so disturbed by it i didnt sleep well for a week, lucid dreaming is a slippery slope sure you can relive your best moments but one intrusive thought and it goes downhill. I've stopped initiating lucid dreaming infear of reliving all that and making me question reality

No. 1943573

>>1943520
my brain doesn't let me kill people in my dreams. I can get close but there's always a dream loophole that makes it undone or not real somehow if it doesn't just cut out to a completely different dream scene.

No. 1943614

>>1943520
Never killed someone in a dream but I beat them to near death with a bat. It was disturbing

No. 1943771

>>1943520
Yes, with guns or magic or by friendly fire like recently I had a dream a few cars were chasing me and they ended up hitting each other and exploding when they tried to hit me kek. The people I kill in my dreams are such unpersons, like the guys in the car, I didn't see them, I just know they were there driving the cars, and the ones I saw were either wearing creepy masks or were zombies. Once I had a dream I killed my dog though and that was horrible, made me feel bad for a whole week. Strangely enough I can never die in my dreams.

No. 1943785

>>1943520
I was physically assaulted by my brother multiple times and my parents did nothing about it. He had anger issues and it would usually happen when my mom wasn’t home. I remember one time calling for help from my dad and he ignored me. When it was over I told him what happened and he actually blamed me, then threatened to hit me.
Anyways, that’s just to give some context. I would have many dreams about smashing my brother’s head until he died, choking him, drowning him, stabbing him, and dismembering his body. He would annoy me and harass me in my dreams and that’s what I would do. Waking up, it did scare me a little that I dreamt myself doing those things. They were really graphic. I knew I wouldn’t kill a person because I don’t want to go to prison and ruin my life over them, but it did make me question if I would ever get to a breaking point and do that. I tried to be understanding with myself because the dreams likely stemmed from how much hate I felt towards him and I wanted control.
Now that I’m away from that dysfunctional family and living on my own, I rarely have those dreams. I’ve only had one dream since moving away and it did catch me off guard and I felt weird about it, especially with my boyfriend sleeping next to me. Felt like I was bad for having an uncontrollable dream like that. I still have some anger about what happened and I wouldn’t care if he died from other causes, but the dreams about killing aren’t regular anymore.

No. 1943797

I had a dream last night where I watching a horror movie. In it, this group of people were all dying off one by one. It kept getting more graphic as more people died and they started killing each other in the most violent ways. The climax was the most horrifying, disturbing scene: a man kept repeatedly stabbing a newborn baby with a knife, something like 60 times even after the baby was dead. I was crying and had my hands over my eyes. Thank god my cat woke me up shortly after that. It was such a horrible nightmare

No. 1944142

>>1943555
ayrt, same on not getting further into lucid dreaming. on my second attempt it was a false awakening and there were creepy babies in my bed? fuck no.

No. 1944467

I just had a dream that I already had months ago. I dreamed that I stayed in a really old house with many doors that belongs to an old lady and her son. Her son has three dogs. I always want to go home bc k don't know how I got there but can't leave the house for some odd reason. I begin to have a bad feeling after a while about the old lady since she follows me around the house so I start to lock the doors with a master key that I stole when he is not looking to get some privacy. There are a lot of doors in this house. Some of the rooms have like three doors right next to each other. The son collects gigantic packages of alcohol bottles that stand around the living room. His three stupid dogs hate me for some reason and always try to bite me and I run away from them frequently so I try to trap them in the living room so they can't get out. One dog is a tiny rabid chihuahua, there is also a giant pitbull and another dog that I don't remember. They already bit me about three times and it hurts. I try to complain to the son about his dogs but he completely flips and says that I am just a bad person because the dogs don't like me for some reason and that he noticed that I began to lock the doors around the house. I say that I just want to go home and try to call my family but somehow all the telephones in the house don't work. He replies that they are supposed to be that way. I will never escape this house and have this experience over and over again. He then opens the door to the living room and screams at the dogs who then chase me. I run through the house, scared for my life and frantically try to lock more doors before the dogs can reach me. I search for a weapon like an axe or something but I can't find anything.

No. 1944630

Had a dream that seemed like a reality, I was actually surprised to wake up in my bed and realize it was just a dream even though it was strange. Some man stabbed my upper arm and chest right in the centre with a knife (later it turned into him shooting me there). It didn't hurt and there was no blood, but I felt that I was dying. I was getting progressively weaker, my limbs would go numb etc. For some reason I was brought to the vet clinic (lol). The anesthesia wasn't working on me, yet again, I would get weaker and weaker and sometimes say something delirious but I was still conscious, and it was like for hours. I also mentioned lack of blood to the surgeon and she said I probably have anemia.

No. 1944670

>>1943520
I did multiple times, a few times it was with scissors and it wasn't easy, I had to push harder and harder. The majority of times when I kill someone in my dream I feel determined and psychopathic, but I don't have such dreams often and can't remember the last time I had.
Probably the most disturbing dream I had was about a lanky guy in a bowler hat that went around killing people, and eventually some people and I managed to catch him. I questioned him and he just stared with a little smile but admitted he killed simply because he enjoyed it. So these people and I were deciding how to punish him, and they would propose something really weird and harmless. I wanted to keep him alive but make absolutely helpless. So somehow we turned him into a very small wooden toy locomotive. I saw it going around and wasn't content with it still being able to "live", so I grabbed it and smashed against the windowsill, it broke apart and I could see meat inside. This part with a toy locomotive was pretty fucked up.

No. 1946564

i dreamed that they announced a new zz top cover band called dd cup

No. 1946572

>>1926947
>>1927224
I wonder if this was an accurate interpretation or not.

No. 1952052

Just had an amazing dream where i exposed academic corruption while this played in the background the whole time

No. 1952847

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>>1946564
Kek I had a similar dream one time, that a group of randos were making a Paul Blart tribute movie called "Paul Blart: Walmart". It took place inside a Walmart and they also called it that because the original Mall Cop movie was "Gucci", and theirs was the "Walmart" version.

Also, Billy Gibbons is known to be one of the scrotiest moids in country rock, so I won't be surprised if your dream manifests itself into reality, but with the actual band kek

No. 1953018

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Some months ago i saw a video where a guy was talking about these dreams where you are in a "dimension of numbers". I've been in that dimension when i was kid in my dreams. It's a white 2D space occupied by thin black numbers. I always had that dream deay before i got a flu or similar illness. I was in that white space and a black line drew itself before me, on that black line number 1 appeard, it stayed there for a while giving off calmig energy of order. Then suddenly the line and the 1 Got smushed togerther in swirls full of crazy moving lines and numbers and it gave of violent scary energy. Then i woke up and had a fever. Anybody else remembers this dimension from their childhood?

>>1943520
Many times. I usually killed demons by ripping them apart with my hands and teeth. The demons were always from this rubbery material so they couldn't be killed by choking or stabbing. It took me a while to figure out a way to kill them. I had dreams about demons about 5 times week when i was a teenager. The most recent dream where i killed someone was more about me killing some coworker of mine but the story was more about trying to escape from the police and think of alibi.

No. 1954479

I had a dream that my cat died and I was trying to bring him back to life with the Rimworld developer mode but I couldn't find the command to bring him back to life. So I tried restoring a previous save where he was still alive but in my dream world developer mode was a thing but save functionality was not so it didn't work. Eventually I tried using the dev menu to spawn resurrector serum to use on him but since it had been so long it didn't bring him back to life right, like he was technically alive but not the same cat so it was like his body came back but not his soul. So I kept using dev mode to kill him again and spawn more serum to try bringing him back again over and over but it never worked, it just kept reviving his body but not his soul.

I finally woke up in the middle of a full on panic attack (I know it sounds like a funny dream but it felt so real and was traumatizing) and I think my cat was fucking with me telepathically in real life because I was so freaked out I got out of bed to make sure he was okay and he was just hanging out downstairs on the kitchen counter and I was so happy he was alive I let him drink from the kitchen faucet (which he is not allowed to do, he's not even allowed on the counter let alone the sink).

No. 1954481

>>1952052
I love this movie, and I love this song. Thank you for posting this.

No. 1954497

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I keep having dreams with my father, talking, hanging out like we used to. He's been in the hospital after suffering from a stroke since last year, and it feels so painful to be able to talk to him in my dreams, but not irl. I hate this so much. I just want him to be okay.

No. 1955340

I had a dream last night that was supposed to be Bram Stoker's Dracula, although the dream itself was nothing like the movie. In the dream I was Mina/Winona Ryder. And Jack Seward was being played by Ralph Fiennes. He didn't even look at attractive but there was like this love story going on between me/Mina and him. I legit started falling in love with him and we almost had sex in the dream. There was also a bunch of vampire shit in there too, but I've almost forgotten the entire dream by now. I was sad when I woke up and of course the first thing I did was go watch videos of Ralph Fiennes. He's a middle aged bald man, something is seriously wrong with me ugh.

No. 1955391

Earlier today, the ending of my dream was me in a car with someone. It was woman but not sure who. The were signs on the road saying "NEVER", basically like I sign warning you to not proceed past that point or you will be in danger. She kept going anyway because she wanted to see what was past that sign. We ended up driving into a pitch black, DEEP hole and then I almost immediately woke up. Idk what that dream was supposed to mean, but it was not nice of my brain to do that knowing my insane fear of driving and ending up somewhere I can't get out of.

No. 1956920

I had a dream I went to my best friend's house while she wasn't home to drop off something, her husband was there filling out some spreadsheet of things his wife and him made for future goals. (In real life, him and I are close where we can spend hours talking about philosophical ideas, so it wasn't an odd situation to begin with) Then, her husband threw himself on top of me and asked me to have sex with him. I told him "No, I can't. You're married." "Why not? It'll be okay." I thought this was some weird sort of test for him to trick me and if I gave in, he'd tell his wife. I said "no" again, but this time I also started to hold my hand up to his head to also signal yes, I think to give in to make him stop. He then looked over at my hand and said something along the lines of "You're no good. Look at that hand!" While pushing it away. He told me to get out and I was panicking asking him repeatedly "What do you want me to do?" Something about the outdoors, and he followed me outside ordering me around, I think at some point I order Popeyes for him. The dream starts to become random, but that moment was really standing out to me.
I guess this dream could tell me how loyal I am to my best friend, meanwhile men in general will maliciously try to test you and manipulate you into doing something you know is wrong?

No. 1960303

Dreamnt about my man's dead grandma with dementia walking around their house and not letting me take shit in peace.

No. 1960904

I had a dream Taylor swift and I became really good friends. We were hanging out, shopping, watching movies and it felt really cool to have such a close female friend. I can’t even remember what we bonded about but we didn’t speak about her career at all.
Then one day we’re hanging out and she brings up a performance she has coming up and she wants me to go with her. jokes that I’ll just pretend I had no idea who she was and I’m kind of shocked and feel like maybe she thought I was deceiving her. So I tell her I know exactly who she is and I’ve heard her music and she’s really good! I’m excited she wanted me to come and see her perform. The whole time I’m talking she starts looking sadder and sadder. So I try to tell her how much I like her music and like, I’m no raving fan but she truly is amazing. The whole time she’s just getting increasingly upset and uncomfortable until she decides she’s just going to leave. I’m beside myself and a little embarrassed about how I acted.
As I’m telling someone else what happened the next day I have this dawning realization that she was upset I went on about her fame and not her as my friend! She was inviting me because she likes me and not because she felt insecure about her fame and wanted me to fawn all over her. I felt like such a jerk but figured we’re good friends and she’ll understand. I left her a message and as I sat down in my dream to wait for her I woke up.

It was so odd. I never listen to Taylor swift unless it’s on the radio. She was so vivid! I’m glad we had fun, it was one of the most chill dreams I’ve ever had. I actually woke up relieved I’d solved a problem.

No. 1964636

Had a dream /ot/g/m/ were removed in an effort to make the site exclusively for posting about cows. It did not go over very well.

No. 1964644

>>1964636
cows like literal farm cows or lolcows?

No. 1964669

>>1964636
anon you better not be getting premonitions in your dreams.

No. 1964802

>>1964644
Lolcows kek. Would’ve been really funny if it was farm cows

No. 1965503

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I had a dream there was an ai feature that could directly replace people's text messages, like if you didn't like their response you could simply ask ai to give you a better or different response. I don't remember most of the dream, but in the end there was someone asking support from their ai husbando squirtle, and needed to use the text cover-up ai because squirtle wasn't helping them, because it's a fucking fictional animal that can't say anything else but it's name. The new ai message said something along the lines of "Squirtle will always be there for you." and it filled me with such incredible sadness for some reason it woke me up from my masturbation induced coma. Now that i'm looking back on this dream fragment it's barely squirtle, more so a fatter and uglier bulbasaur with squirtle-like theming.

No. 1967942

Had a dream i was 17 again and pregnant not by penetration but from ingesting sperm by accident or something. I continued to carry it until literally the day that i was due, and decided I was scared and didn't want to do it anymore on the bed because I genuinely realized the burden of a whole life in your hands and I was afraid of losing everything. Man.

No. 1970695

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Had a dream that I was stuck in a white box, and the only thing besides pure whiteness was a white concrete sidewalk, followed it to the end just to find more whiteness. I tried recreating the dream with ai, it's kinda similar if you remove the window, and the box was huge, like a planet.

No. 1971033

I had a dream I took a time machine to change the South Park episode about JonBenét Ramsey to tell them it was the brother the parent were covering for and the episode ended up being about Shelly and Stan with the brother as a new reoccurring character

No. 1971348

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dreamt i found 3 twitter peek devices hidden on a mountain, i snooped through them and found that the devices belonged to 3 dead influencers (i had no idea who they were though). so rather than clocking that this was hidden evidence i decided to steal them for myself with intentions to start using them and rake in free money.

No. 1971955

I have a reoccuring dream that Elon Musk used to live in my parent's neighborhood, which had expensive houses but wasn't somewhere a billionaire would live, and I knew him when I was little because he let me and my childhood friend swim in his pool. He seemed really normal and had a stable relationship and a normal age appropriate wife too

No. 1973716

Taylor Swift dated Daigo Dojima the yakuza character and the resulting album sounded like a mix between Gwen Stefani LAMB rejects and Lady Gaga The Fame rejects. It was critically acclaimed as her best album.

No. 1974908

I had a scary dream that for some reason I was in this house with some people but it ended up being a breakin into some fat guy's house? He roared out of bed and we all ran, they went one way I went another, but it was the wrong back. I sneaked behind the huge fatty as he charged into a side room and I made a break for the door but I heard him coming too fast so I hid in a dog cage with a blanket over it hoping to sneak out the door once he left the room but he found me inside it and had murderous intent then I woke up

No. 1975178

I was talking to my deceased grandpa in a building that resembled the Lincoln Memorial but wasn't. I can't remember exactly what about, I think he was encouraging me to embrace my hopes and dreams and proud of my progress in life while I said I felt inadequate? It was strangely wholesome

No. 1980522

I had a dream that there was a Supreme Court ruling that dogs could not be euthanized for biting people because they are too sentient or something. Because of this ruling states had to open what were essentially prisons for dogs that were basically just beefed up animal shelters/stereotypical pounds you used to see in cartoons kek. And owners could get visitation to see their dogs. It was so bizarre I literally just woke up from it and had to get it out.

No. 1980637

Scientologists had a megacity in the american desert full of gigantic metal buildings reaching int the clouds, with giant airplanes fyling around.. I was a dad and I took my wife and daughter into the city for a holiday. The scientologists were nice, but when we were leaving they took our DNA and searched our bags for hours.

No. 1981629

Had a dream I went to a reunion at my high school, met a girl I used to talk to and actually chatted like a normal person instead of the socially awkward person I am in real life. Also, for some reason Manly was there and was flirting with me and being touchy. Goddamn it brain I thought you were over him…

No. 1981642

i had a dream i saw my old boss. she was carrying a box with her stuff and waiting for the same bus as me. this is the boss that fired me last year. i think she got fired in my dream, since she was wincing at me and wouldn't say hi.

No. 1981847

I had a bunch of short but vivid nightmares, all involving coconut crabs… Those things are fucking terrifying.
That's after falling asleep to a Reed Timmer stream. Honestly would've preferred a tornado nightmare to the crabs.

No. 1981853

I keep having the same theme of a dream. There’s like a decrepit skyscraper and the elevators are all rickety and nasty and I refuse to go in them. Last night there was a terrorist attack and buildings came down. Whole city is NYC but dilapidated. Disturbing ass bridges everywhere lol

No. 1982071

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i dreamt i was travelling and somehow ended up having an undcheduled stopover in vienna. i just had time to run into the city and back, it was a tight fit but i really wanted tp get some books on prince eugene bc they are hard to find outside of austria. i grabbed some rando off the street to tell me where the nearest bookstore was, found a place near a metro station and managed to navigate it until i found the right section. i got a book, paid for it and woke up right as i left with my purchase.
and now im awake with no book. very frustrating

No. 1982083

i had a dream during a nap where there was this demon/ghost haunting our home and i had to do something to defeat it that was going to kill me and i started saying "i love you"s to my friends, brothers, and family, and it genuinely got me distressed but i realized it was a dream and woke up.

No. 1983252

I had a nightmare in which I got doxxed and someone somehow managed to find pictures from the albums in which I was a baby and posted them all over lolcow kek.
It was weird because the information was almost right, the locations were named incorrectly and the names of my friends were different too.
But the weirdest part was the pictures that were from older times but somehow taken as if they were taken with drones.
I should actually rest for a while and stop using lolcow for a few weeks.

No. 1983329

Been having sections of dreams where I can't fully remember them but it's where I'm interviewing and I flub the interviews. In one of them I was outright drugged and dragged away somewhere and the interview turned out to be a front for someone who wanted me dead

No. 1983780

I was pregnant and everyone around me was worried about me miscarrying but I was the only one who secretly hoped it would happen because I really didn't want a baby

No. 1984778

I had a dream that was about a story and two paintings. One was the painting of some young man in a Greek mythos and another painting with a renaissance dressed woman on a table being embraced by a male figure but the audience can only see the back and it looks like the painter didn't finish the male figures back but the girl is actually holding a paintbrush and the earlier picture is in the background but the figure is cut out of the canvas, so the story the painting tells is actually a Pygmalion tale where this renaissance lady painter painted herself a hunk who came out the painting! Although there was a specific implication that it's not just some random oc she made it was an actual character or God from greek myth but in her world and time the greek deities are unworshiped and dead so he's just a normie now.

No. 1984781

>>1984778
Thats a nice dream, I like it.

No. 1984786

>>1984781
Thank you. I really enjoy when my dreams have a narrative of some sort running through it but it just sucks when it's an incomplete one and I just want more from it, because then I have to fill it in with conscience storytelling and my dream storytelling is just so much more fun.

No. 1987748

I'm meeting up with a childhood friend this Sunday and I've already had 3 dreams about her in the last week including a sex dream. I hope I'm not going to be dumb enough to admit that.

No. 1988741

I had a vivid dream about finding one of my ribs broken and poking outwards. I woke up and really thought I had a broken rib…

No. 1990765

had a good dream. married my crush, had 2 kids, had our own house.

No. 1991064

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I had a dream I lived in Pompeii and wound up escaping the mount vesuvius eruption with a young foreign traveling merchant’s assistant played by my celebrity crush, who in this dream was 15 years younger to make her my age and had passed herself off as a teenage boy to get the job. It was so exhilarating running away from the city holding to each other’s hand through the falling volcanic ash until we hit clear sunlight. I was so pissed off when I woke up and realized it was a dream and I wasn’t actually about to embark on a new life in a small Italian town with a handsome & cute new lover who was just my type. Instead I have to go to work on Monday in a dingy office and do data entry. Fml.

No. 1991144

a couple times in my life I’ve had dreams where I had a penis, and they were always super fun kek I’d always get hard and jerk off and it felt so real, so I’ve always wondered how the fuck my brain calculated the feeling. And also I wonder how close it was to how it actually feels. I can’t really describe it but it was way different from anything I can feel with my actual body parts. Has any one else had penis dreams?

No. 1991840

Had this dream last night. I was back at "school" I guess, art school it seemed and we were doing studies on different drawing materials. I was top of the class, ahead of most others, but not like anyone would know, only my teacher would know. So he wanted to see my notes and stuff so he could teach the other students what they missed, he was looking for one special note and I was going through my sketch book trying to find it for him. My drawings were amazing, they were realistic but with my own, recognisable style. The subject behind every drawing was horrible and disturbing, but damn, I was so fucking good and my teacher was really nice, kek.

>>1991144
Maybe three times, it was, interesting, I would say. I would know what to do with it, how it feels having an orgasm having a penis and yes, it felt different from my own body parts. I don't know how my brain works out such things, but maybe it wouldn't be really that different to have a real life penis compared to my dreams.

No. 1992053

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I had a dream I was being forced to ride "Australia's longest looping water slide" while Matt Smith sung me a jaunty song about hot dogs and how hot dogs are a source of national bonding for Australians. I was in a panic and kept inhaling water at every bend of the water slide, it was extremely fast and violent and super high up in the air. I think Matt Smith had the ability to hover in mid air or fly because he kept chasing me to sing it through his megaphone close by no matter where I was on the giant water slide loop, the song was childish but his intentions were malicious, I could feel it. I'm not sure if he was the one who put me in the waterslide, or how I got there, but there was no escape. My brain made up a bunch of fake british slang that was used in the lyrics, and yes I understand I was in Australia, but Matt Smith is British and i think he was the one inventing the song. It was like
>In Australia, everyone loves a good old billy-wibbly dog, a jolly hot and brimbly dog, one for breakfast, one for tea, one for you and one for me
I can only compare the vibes of this dream to the vibes of the first Spy Kids movie, the one with that evil children's show host who sculpts people into deformed monsters while kiddy music plays. I guess in this scenario Matt Smith was the deformed monster. I don't know who was puppeting him.

No. 1992060

Had a dream I posted vaguely about my husbando like I usually do, and someone asked who was it, and I said I prefer not to say. But some anon somehow figured it out and aired my dirty laundry, showing pictures of him and telling everyone his name, and I got so embarrassed and thought nonnas were gonna bully me for it, but I found out some other anon actually husbandos him too and she was happy to chat with me about him. Happy ending.

No. 1993499

Ever since I had a dream about Shayna being on the Fresh & Fit show it's all I can think of kek. I want to manifest it.

No. 1994254

Last night I dreamt that I was like HEAVILY pregnant and my own husband couldn't even help me get out of bed because he didn't give a shit. Moids be like…

No. 1994340

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I had a dream where i was at the stage at a comedy club like seinfeld, everyone was already laughing so i assume i spoutted some bangers before, but all i remember is this single joke that goes like this
''what do dinosaurs listen to?….THE OLDIES'' and then everyone started laughing super hard and i woke up snort laughing

No. 1998531

I had a dream I had made a video game but was cheering the system by making a kickstarter as if only the demo existed but all the rewards were unhinged and stupid like
>a single sock with the character on it just the one, no duplicates
>a VHS copy of the opening cinematic
>a sheep sculpture I picked up from a thrift store and painted like a character (all the characters were normal humans)
>a spool of thread in a random color with a googly eye glued to it
>a strategy guide to some other completely unrelated game
>a box full of dead termites in liquid soap
It was so funny and weird

No. 2001359

dreamed that I walked into my bfs house and he had all my journals spread in front of him, reading them and crying. I screamed at him then also started crying because I felt bad, then my dream father who was dressed as Hook from the movie Hook (1991) walked in and rubbed my back and said “there are no bad guys. there only only the things all around us”

No. 2002015

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Dreamt that picrel rawdogged me and ate me out. Note that I haven't watched TWD in a long time and never considered myself a fan of this guy…

No. 2002052

>>2002015
What the hell

No. 2006025

Last night I had a dream that my elementary school crush told me "I think I'm starting to have a crush on you". I didn't respond to him and just stayed silent, and he continued "but that doesn't mean I'm gonna date you, so don't get your hopes up". He was an asshole back then because I was an ugly duckling kek. In my dream, I was like, oh yeah I'm pretty now of course he likes me. Then there was this part of the dream where he was looking like he was in love with me. I hate this kind of dream because I'm starting to think about him again. But I'll probably forget about it later.

No. 2006062

>>2002015
I'm sorry.

No. 2006500

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Dreamt that somebody on here wrote up a long, serious as hell post about how Pee-Wee herman was the best example of good autism representation in media.

No. 2006611

I had a dream lately that Macoom Horner aka Ethel Cain chased me to murder me after I went into his old abandoned room that was decorated with pieces of feminine clothing etc which I saw him put up earlier to make it seem like he's authentic. I know it makes little sense but it was one of the funniest nightmares I had.

My interpretation: I spend too much time on lolcow kek

No. 2020924

Very elaborate elsritch horrors dream nobody gives a fuck about but it was so chaotic and such a mess. I guess I was a worker at some sort of water filtration plant that spanned a large property similar to a rice paddy, and there was a stone building in the middle of all of it, water towers on the outside etc. and it felt like I spent hours trying to get away from these accidentally bred, violent water creatures. I'm sharing because Ben Affleck (who wasn't supposed to be Ben Affleck in the dream but was definitely Ben Affleck) was lifted off the ground, flung into the air, and eaten in front of me while his gf (not jlo) was screaming and I was like girl come on hes gone lets go we're gonna die if you don't shut up. And then the baby boomer hick workers on the other side of the plant went crazy and started shooting everyone and my boss who was Sigourney weaver but not supposed to be Sigourney weaver was trying to gun me down. It was so stressful and I was grateful to wake up because it was like, sadly brother paced found footage Cloverfield style scary. Rip Ben Affleck, didn't even put up a fight.

No. 2021053

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I had a couple very weird dreams yesterday, one where my ex boyfriend from a decade ago kept giving me drugs and one where I "woke up" into another dream, and a raccoon popped out of the ceiling and kept biting me and my cats. The most interesting dream I've had lately was one where I was hanging out with my nephew in a city in the desert, and these weird seeming guys came by. I told him to hide and then they kidnapped me into a cult. The leader reminded me so clearly of an ex even though he looked like the youtuber Elvis the Alien. I remember accidentally calling him by this ex's name and he laughed at me and asked if I was damaged so I pushed him over and said "at least I don't look like Elvis the Alien." At this point I gathered all the other women in the cult and we escaped together. We walked for a long, long time, through forests and abandoned cities. I don't really remember the end of the dream. I always end up having weird dreams right before I get my period, dreams that make me feel like my life is ending or ruined.

No. 2021196

Had a dream I was living with my boyfriend and when I went outside to go get something I was greeted by a bunch of friends and family and had a great time. When I came back he got mad at me and accused me of cheating. Bye 'nigel'.

No. 2023239

Before bed I listen to boyfriend asmr and imagine having a bf hoping that I have one in my dreams. It usually works

No. 2023964

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I love my brain. Had a dream today that my asshole ex from another country suddenly decided to visit mine and meet up. We planned to meet in the evening, at 9:30PM. But on my way to him, I got distracted by highly realistic promo for a new horror movie, where you have to go past various monsters undetected, just like that, on the streets of your city, in the darkness. The monsters were dark themselves and blended into environment in a way that made them hard to notice, some of them were like giant insects or sea creatures. I think it was real but it was still a promo. I'm not sure how risky/deadly it was, but it was very interesting because you had to know or somehow figure out certain "rules" that would help you to get past the scary monsters. It captivated me so much I forgot about time: I was already late and it would take time to get to the destination point, and it was very little time left to hang out. I called him and he sounded very annoyed, and I didn't even feel like rescheduling this meeting. So happy I didn't have to see him even in my dream.

No. 2023998

Years ago I got a terminal illness and hospital stays lead to me completely ghosting my LTR ex (for good reasons) never contacted him since. Had a dream where I went up to him and officially had a face to face break up with him, brought me closure and peace for me at least.

No. 2024026

I dreamed I made a bad webcomic, it was some 18th century farm lady selling milk on the roadside and a fancy gentleman stops to ask the type of milk and it was human mother milk and at first the guy was shook along with some other guys stopping and looking shocked just to quickly start fighting over the milk
I think it was influenced by my own milk supply ending and my Nigel getting gifted the "tiddy milk" gamersub flavor and reading the bad webcomic thread this past week.

No. 2024034

>>2024026
>my Nigel getting the "tiddymilk" gamersupp

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>>2024026
>my Nigel getting gifted the "tiddy milk" gamersub flavor

No. 2024478

Don't know if it was a dream or if I was actually just tweaking out but last night I dreamt I woke up and it was still night. My eyes were open and everything was dark in my room but there was a light flashing at regular intervals just below my sight of vision, and for some reason I couldn't move my eyes no matter how hard I tried. I seriously don't know if it was a dream or not because I remember getting up after, then going back to sleep and I was super freaked out during it

No. 2024484

>>2024478
sounds like sleep paralysis

No. 2026376

I had a super long nightmare that my former boss tried making a move on me and then I ran away and was hiding from him. Ugh ew.

No. 2028749

I had a nightmare that was playing out absolutely like a horror movie. I was somewhere in Italy with a friend of mine who works in the performance arts, so she'd work but also show me the coastal town we were at. And somehow in that town there were four people, two young men, two young women, dressed in white from top to bottom, with only a black shadow of a face on their white sweater that were eerie, moving a bit like the eight limbs of a spider would but as separate individuals, and basically trying to provoke anyone young like them or a bit older than them. Mostly by being in their face and not giving them space to get away, following them around, laughing creepily sometimes, very rarely through words however.
My best friend said basically to ignore them and not let yourself get roped in, as this was what the town people usually did. But somewhere along the way as we were getting back to the hotel in the evening we would stay at near the coast, an acquaintance of hers (probably not from that town) decides to protect us, while we're heading to our hotel room with balcony and goes to them on his own as they are trying to find whoever they can provoke next on the beach.
And as we see the guy that wants to help while the four are on the seashore near some rocks, the beach promenade still being lit l, from the balcony I see one of the two girls pull out a knife, and later the three others join in with their own knife, and doing a weird dance of death, stabbing and/or attempting to stab the acquaintance and eventually them not being clever enough to retreat fast, they kill him.
I attempt in the nightmare at the end to call the police and report what I saw in my poor Italian skills, but that's about where it stops for that part of the nightmare.
There were vaguely other moments in the nightmare in the middle, where I was not in there but the four figures were attempting other provocative maneuvers on a somewhat fragile neurodivergeant guy and another recluse younger girl, and I saw one of those two in like an alternate demonic universe with those four people, after they managed to "get them IRL" trying all they could to corrupt them, doing different violent or violating things to them. There was also a moment where I'm at a performance of my friend and I'm trying to lose the four people in the venue of the performance by mixing up with the crowd/performers, it was just really unnerving. I really didn't like this experience.j

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I didn't see Eminem or think about him in a very long time so I have no idea why but I saw him in my dream today (his young version) and it was kind of sexual. We were in some sort of hotel where people would hang out wherever they wanted, not just in their rooms. I went up to him while he was sitting on a chair, from the back, leaned forward to him and said something, maybe touched his shoulders. It felt intimate, even though it wasn't my intention, and Em suddenly became very interested and moved to a couch so we would continue our conversation there. We were lying there and he caressed my arms with this dumb aroused face where the eyes almost look in different directions, so I said I didn't really want anything at that moment, but still ran my fingers over his arm sensually, and suddenly he started squirming and moaning and came into his pants. It was so fast and so unexpected I was just lying there with a facial expression of a brick and he seemed pretty embarrassed.

Then I dreamed I lived with Peter Steele and it was just lots of mundane stuff but it was nice.
Needless to say I'm ovulating.

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/ot/ and /g/ were both removed and replaced with /n/.
It was a truly shit board with nothing but soyjak-tier zero effort posts. Except for this thread, which in the dream I had created but which is a REAL post (not by me) that my brain dredged up from the food thread.

No. 2031826

>>2031811
Make it happen

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>>2031826
It already did happen!

No. 2031857

>>2031855
Wow, holy shit. Dreams really do come true

No. 2031860

>>2031857
No, this was the post my dream imitated.

No. 2032793

I met ice spice at some pier event in the middle of all very intense dream and she asked me if I was going to a chess tournament to watch in April (?). She was really nice but I was confused. Then we were with a group of girls drinking mimosas outside a stand and she was like getting whispery telling a story and was like talking about being passed around by industry men and they all wanted anal and I thought she was going to cry so I was like "omg I'm so sorry" and she was like "why? I liked it." It got awkward and I rode off on a bicycle. Then the intensity of the dream continued with ice spice randomly being there like a Sim

No. 2032832

>>2031811
i also dreamt about lolcow last night and that i got a snarky redtext ban for no reason(!)

No. 2035155

I dreamt about real life candy crush, then me and some other people went for a walk in the rain to look for something and all the candy was in the air, my neighbors got a really pretty cat, my mom got mad at me for feeding it steak, then me and some other people came to the most beautiful house and when I went inside I saw my ex and had the best sex ever. I don't have sex dreams ever but it was unreal. I was super annoyed I woke up early but this was so nice. I love sleep.

No. 2035162

>>2032793
You’re legit the 2nd person that I’ve read online who’s dreamt of ice spice admitting to doing anal for industry men

No. 2035917

My dreams are related so directly to the events of the preceding day it's silly. I was reading up on israel/palestine and also kekking at the differences between the hebrew and arabic wikipedia pages on the topic. So I end up dreaming about meeting an arabic wikipedia editor who wants to use eye-tracking technology to make every word you look at puff up into a ridiculous font and color meanwhile the background is constantly shifting color except for a small pool of light blue in the area you're looking.

No. 2036023

>>2032832
take it to meta

No. 2036086

>>2035162
I dont believe you wtf. Mine was just because of some youtube short I watched with a joke about anal and having an ice spice song stuck in my head.

No. 2036707

I entered an alternate universe with my Nigel but it was full of shapeshifters, a cute cat that kept following me around turned out to be a weirdo scrote.

No. 2036724

I met my middle school best friend at a fancy rococo style café in a shopping mall. A guy from our class was there for some reason, the only thing I know about what he's been doing these days is that he's heavily addicted to porn and doesn't leave his house. On the other hand, that girl comes from a good family and has already finished her law degree. Anyway, she arrived a bit late but she looked stunning as always. I was a bit shy and I don't remeber what we talked about, the guy seemed much more comfortable talking to her. I was nervous and kept ordering matcha flavoured everything and she indulged in a big slice of brownie that was later followed by some other dark chocolate dessert. She seemed to be pleased that I had no problem eating all that stuff (she's always been self-conscious about her weight despite being quite tall and thin). So the guy left before we finished our things and we both went to pay at the counter. I was about to pay 179€ for those desserts when I woke up. What a lame dream.

No. 2036749

My mother sang a song about how useless I am. It had that rhyme scheme where there's a lot of rhyming words within each line but she really pushed it so that the rhyming syllable just kept going and it got really played out. She wrote it down (in what else but a lolcow post it keeps popping up in my dreams fucking why) which made it even clearer that it was a bad song with a messy confusing structure.

No. 2036790

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second night in a row where i dream of ski aggu of all people wtf. i don't even like him. they haven't even been like romantic or weird dreams i'm always part of the staff working for him like, in my first dream i was some kind of supervisor or camera assistant in an interview video he was shooting where he was the one conducting the interview, and in the second idk but he had sent me a bunch of private messages for work maybe (???) while i was on a trip with my friends. why do i keep dreaming about this man KEK this is so absurd

No. 2036821

I keep having dreams with a reoccurring character but she seems to be a shapeshifter. She’s always there but she takes a new form and its not until the end of the dream I realise its her again.

No. 2038580

Just dreamt that I beat up a troon who was like 7 feet tall and he died, woke up so disappointed that it was fake

No. 2040244

This is going to sound like I'm trolling but these are genuinely 2 dreams I've had that freak me out:
1. A recurring theme in my dreams where the events take place in a large, lit cave and I end up masturbating at the end. I can't decipher what this says about my psyche.
2. A week or two ago I dreamed that I had a femboy son who was crying, and I comforted him. Yesterday, I went to Starbucks, and the barista looked just like my son from the dream. He made my drink wrong, so I asked for a refund because it was expensive and yucky. However, it wasn't really his fault since he was the only one working, and there were a lot of customers both inside and in the drive-thru. And now I'm wondering if it was a prophetic dream and I hurt his feelings. And what the point of that would be.
(Sorry for repost but greentext looked weird)

No. 2043540

I had a nightmare that I absolutely hated so much but there was a part where some mentally disturbed (?) man was being aggressively beaten by another man who was basically stomping his teeth out and the whole time the guy kept trying type a Twitter post even as he was repeatedly getting curb stomped and it said something like "crop circles in the carpet" before the dream moved on. He just kept trying he wouldn't look away from his phone he was so determined. It was a weird and disconcerting moment.

No. 2043558

Dreamt a long time ago that I was underwater where a legacy of great sculptures and buildings like roman/greek coliseums (made out of chalk?) were left behind but they were all covered in algae which protected them from being worn away by the ocean. Still remember it. Don't know why.

>>2043540
Wheeeeeeeeeze just getting curb stomped but lemme tweet something nonsensical real quick

No. 2043574

>>2043558
Wait ive dreamt of something similar, only it turned out the underwater structures were faked by someone and everyone was devastated when they found out that it was like the Chinese waterfall and terracotta army.

No. 2043583

I had a dream this morning where my tooth was filling up with blood, like it was turning red and everything. Then the blood started coming out if my gums. I always have weird or bad dreams and I believe it's just due to anxiety.

No. 2043585

>>2043583
I think they say that having dreams about your teeth is linked to stress, right?

No. 2043598

>>2043583
not to sound alarming but you might be grinding your teeth. i had frequent dreams like that and turns out my tooth had chipped and then cracked as a result, i hadn't realised until it got infected and i needed a root canal. if you don't know if you're grinding, buy a mouth guard and if it's chewed up after a month then you know. hopefully it's just anxiety but i don't want the same thing to happen to you because that kind of thing is expensive.

No. 2043612

>>2043598
Oh yeah I do grind my teeth. And I get sleep paralysis, all of that's why I say it's anxiety. I've been clenching and grinding my teeth since I was a child so I'm not particularly worried about it tbh, but I have been thinking about getting a mouth guard.

No. 2043639

I had a dream last night about my husbando but it was all Formula 1-themed. My husbando was racing but then he got out of his car for a break or something, and started chatting to people. I kept trying to catch his eye but he never saw me. Why does my own brain cuck me like this

No. 2044166

i had a nightmare that there was an app that allowed you to AI generate child porn of whatever woman you want and then post it without consequence and then when i woke up and was like thats fucking horrifying i remembered that it’s already a real thing

No. 2044805

>>2031855
Shit I actually like pandan too

No. 2046328

I keep having dreams about my ex of many years. I was over her for a long time. Last year I had some cute dreams where we got back together. This year I keep having dreams where she despises me. IRL she recently made friends with people who don't like me so I don't doubt she does. So it's freaking me out how often I'm seeing her in my dreams. She's either angry at me or sad. Sometimes they start with her wanting to get back with me, but they always end with her deciding not to and getting angry at me.

No. 2046411

>>2043612
You need to supplement with vitamin D if you're grinding that badly. Most people don't know this, but insufficient vitamin D causes bad teeth grinding. Even if it's not the only reason, it will really decrease your grinding if you have an excess of vitamin D.

No. 2046445

I had a dream that I wrote a book called, "Tyler Perry Vs. Madea, where Tyler Perry becomes Madea and he can't stop being Madea and he battles with his true imagine but then it turns to a horror story. One day he puts the madea costume on but he can' take it off.
In my dream I was writing it, then like 2 mintues later Tyler was at my door telling me he loved my story. That he read it on a website that I posted it on (I wrote it in a notebook, so that made no sense). He offered me 2 million for the story, he wanted to make it a movie.
Of course I said yes, and of course I left with him. I got into the car with him and he started driving really fast, and then we were at some cornerstore. He told me to get out and buy a lottery ticket, so I did.
He then pulled off as soon as I got out, and I patted myself down and the notebook was gone. I started crying and screaming and my dad (who is not in my life) came out the store and started yelling at me,
"Why the fuck you let him get the notebook Nona?" and I started screaming back at him. Then I walked home and a group of men at the corner, started laughing at me and calling me ugly.
When I got home, my mom would'nt let me in the house, saying that I fucked up and we could've been rich, I asked how she knew she told me she called Tyler Perry and told him about my story.
I told her he fucking scammed me, and I woke up so fucking mad. I still was thinking about how fucked up it was that I GOT my shit stolen and I'm getting hate for.
I think the dream is a manifestation of my aniexty and my potiental to think of great things but smarter people take them.
I don't know.

No. 2046509

in my dreams i am often either at home or i start with being outside and doing something but then i head home at some point, and it is always to my childhood house in my home country. i lived in that house until my family immigrated when i was 12. i’ve lived in 3 houses/apartments since then, but i’ve never dreamed about any of them. in my dreams i’m at my current age (mid 20s) but i still live with my family in the childhood house and i’m the only one who aged and they all look like when i was 12. the dream version of my parents look like they’re still in their 30s, my siblings still look like kids too. maybe my subconscious idea of my family hasn’t moved past from when i was like 12? and whenever i wake up i feel a little sad because i think about how my parents are getting older, and now my siblings live in different cities, and they’re busy with their own lives. i’m terrified of knowing my parents will die eventually, though they’re not slowing down anytime soon. in my life i’m pretty well-adjusted and i don’t feel like i’m stunted in adulthood or that i don’t handle adult responsibilities well, but i really do miss the simplicity of being a kid.

i also used to have dreams where i could fly but now i don’t have those as much. and i can talk to animals in a lot of my dreams, so i can communicate with my pets. last night i dreamed i was grocery shopping and i wanted to cook shakshuka. i brought my cat to the store and he was sitting in my shopping basket. kitty and i got increasingly pissed off because we couldn’t find the section where the eggs were at the store. so we went home to the childhood house without any eggs. i said hi to my mom and brother and then i woke up.

No. 2047037

>>2046445
Is this even real.

No. 2047372

I dreamt that I had sex with myself, as in a clone or something. One of the weirder dreams I had recently.

No. 2047439

I had a dream that I dyed a light purple/pink streak in my hair and it took the whole dream kek, looked cute though.

No. 2048861

I dreamt the the news was covering a shocking story revealing that Rov V Wade got overturned because in the last 50 years (((they))) were trying to birth the antichrist but it kept getting aborted early by the victims/mothers

No. 2051560

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I had a dream today about a movie animated in the style of old Disney movies about dogs living in the slums and doing bad human things (e.g dealing drugs). The dream opened with three female dogs (including the main character) about to get arrested, but something made them decide to flee and go on a cop car chase. They got crashed and got caught anyway, they got split up somehow. As the main character dog is getting arrested, a puppy comes up to her. She decides to take care of the puppy and they both get thrown in jail. One of the dogs was a madame and platinum blonde, a cocker spaniel like Lady but skinnier and taller and more curly haired.

Anyway, that was actually a cool dream. I never ever have nice dreams.

No. 2052707

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had another nightmare wherein i am in a relationship with a moid ( this time it was a boyfriend not a husband ) and he gets sick of waiting for me to put out and tries to pressure me into doing it which makes me freak the fuck out. oddly enough it was different this time because i would later find out in the dream indirectly that my "boyfriend" turned out to have a pussy in the end, so idk why guilted me so hard for not wanting to even suck her "dick" so badly kek. i felt relieved but confused enough to not calm down even after waking up. i'm not straight btw but i keep having these dreams that genuinely make me wake up in cold sweat and heart palpitations kek. dicks are the scariest most disgusting things in the world to me to the point where i have unironically had recurring nightmares about them in almost the exact same way. been a while though but considering recent events and current points of pressure in my life i get why this is happening to me again

No. 2052761

I keep having dreams where I'm in a plane flying somewhere for vacation. And then I've also had multiple dreams that take place in Trader Joe's kek. I don't know how to feel about these two things constantly showing up in my subconscious.

No. 2060423

I had a dream where I was on lolcow and anons were arguing over whether kankles were caused by fat or genes, started calling each other retarded and being like "google is free". Then I had to look up a video (one that exists irl) explaining how kankles are genetic. It all felt so real

No. 2060493

>>2051560
That's tight as hell. I would read/watch that short story.

No. 2064168

>>2002015
Update: dreamt again of him last night. In the dream he grabbed my thigh and kissed my neck. I haven't looked at his face in like a month how do I stop this

No. 2064185

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Lately I keep dreaming that I'm playing this incredibly shitty porn game that I used to like but can't even remember the name of anymore, and when my dreams start to break free into actual adventures, it's still formatted like the shitty porn game where I have to read the text and click on my next choice. I haven't played it or anything similar in years. It's not even erotic either. What does this mean?

No. 2068370

Dreamt after jlo and ben affleck divorced he went back to his ex girlfriend and "the true love of his life" jennifer aniston, and they married.

No. 2068884

I dreamt I got kissed by a man. It felt cold and slimey and then he went on to attempt to kiss every other woman he saw. When I woke up I was so disappointed I let a manwhore take my first kiss, until I realized a few minutes later that it didn't actually happen. At least he was pretty and asked me and everyone else before he could kiss us.

No. 2069283

I keep having dreams where I’m back in middle school kek? I wonder what that means for me since I’m an old fuck

No. 2069385

I keep having the same bad dream over and over again and I can't make it stop. As soon as I started trying tips to change it or work towards lucid dreaming, the dream changed and I started having different kinds of nightmares. Then when I stopped it went back to the old dream. I'm so tired of it, it ruins my day every time I have it. I wish I could turn my dreams off at night.

No. 2069941

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I had a dream last night that I was at a ball/party and everyone was dancing but me and a couple other people. A girl came up to me and said we should dance, so we did. We were having fun dancing, talking and laughing, then she said I should kiss her on the cheek. So I did, and some glitter from my lipgloss stuck to her. We thought it was funny and kept dancing. It was cute.

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Does anyone else get really stuck in their dreams and can't stop thinking about them all day? It almost happens to me everyday. Maybe it's because I try to analyze them when they seem meaningful, to be mindful of my unconscious fears or desires. I get flashes of places where I was in my dream, dialogues pop up, and it's even worse when I dream of a person that I haven't thought about in my awakened life for a while.
Why did they popped up that night? What did they represent to me in that instance?

Today it was even worse because I dreamed of a guy I used to have a crush on and who clearly knew, but rejected me because I was underage and he was older (thankfully). Haven't seen him in years and don't think about him, except that it's the second or third time he popped up in my dreams in a year or two. One time it was an erotic dream too. I know it's not that big of a deal and I shouldn't obsess over this but my mind can't stop reminding me of it and dwell on the past, trying to find an answer as to why he popped up now and what it means to me and my psyche. It's like a riddle I need to solve but can't be certain of the answer.

No. 2072268

>>2072227
Yeah, that's normal. Dreams have this 'lingering' effect about them that can taint your whole day. If I have stuff stuck in my head, I journal. Helps a big bunch. Not to be tmi but have you considered having a wank

No. 2072503

I'm in the subway with my bf, we have my laptop playing a video and are prepping dinner while waiting for the train. a girl walks up while saying something about how she doesn't suck dick. I excitedly grab her arm and pull her next to me and tell her how much I respect her decision and I would love to talk about it more but not with my bf around. she tells me I remind her of Lana Del Rey. I wake up.

No. 2074140

I was living with three people who were supposed to be a mom, a dad and a grandma in a tiny two bedroom apartment. I slept in the bathroom inside the tub. I'd gotten home late from work and was trying to eat cup soup on the couch but the mother kept trying to put a cat on my face. I knew it was my cat so I couldn't be angry but she was shoving it to sit on my neck and onto my shoulders which made me spill the soup which was frustrating even though the cat was cute. Everyone decided to go to bed but I wanted a snack to I tried to toast some pitas. When I'd put a slice of pita into the toaster it would disappear so after trying a few times I gave up. I was going to go outside and stand in the snow to chill out because it turned into such a crappy evening but didn't have much time since the mother set the security system at night so if anybody was walking around the apartment it would go off (even dream me realized this was stupid). At this point I woke up irl but it was only halfway through my nap so I went back to bed.

I think it's supposed to be the next day when I'm home from work. I don't want to talk to anyone so I go to my sleeping tub and go on Lolcow. There were nine boards all together, including the ones we actually have right now. The first new one was /rf/, Real Facts, the only things on it were a thread where anons posted facts about female biology and a thread for "moid statistics" (I didn't click that one). The second one was /hs/, Honest Shit. The admin message underneath it was different, it only said "Blocking is allowed on this board", so an anon could stop another person's posts from showing up for them by blocking their IP if they checked a box. I don't remember what sort of threads were on this one. I scrolled /ot/ for a bit, it was adorable because an anon I'm actually friends with kept responding to posts about fried cheese in Mundane Shit because she seemed to think they were my posts, she kept warning these random anons that weren't me that we were going to "have a chat about the cheese next time you're online". I really wanted to tell her those posters weren't me but it was too funny.

I never have vivid dreams like this but I've been horrendously ill and on a lot of meds, is this a sign that my brain is shutting down.

No. 2074190

>>2069941
this is so cute aw

No. 2074214

Last night I dreamt of a lobster/orca combo (orca colored with lobster claws) and I am begging for dream analysis of what this means. There were also evil buildings in my dream including a lobster orca combo shaped building.

No. 2074297

I keep having a reoccuring dream of having a relationship with a teacher in hs, It feel so familar, it makes me wonder if I'm repressing some relationship I had, because it doesn't just feel like a silly dream.
I'm always having dreams of high school, and ACTUAL people I know. So having this dream of a high school teacher grooming me in a school I actually went to, but i have no memory of it. It's fuckin scary at this point.
It's every other day at this point.
Another dream that I have is
>I'm in my room and my window is open, every single time I look out the window theres an endless line of people walking by, like it never stops.
When I close the window, they try to break into the house. I'm agoraphobic, so I guess i can explain that but not the teacher dream.
Have you ever have a reoccuring dream of something happening, to the point you wonder, "Holy shit did something like this happen to me and I repressed it?"
Am I mind tricking myself?

No. 2074305

>>2074214
You're craving seafood? Or having prophetic visions of the future in 100 years when sea life rises from the ocean to subjugate us and build sacral structures in their image.

No. 2075379

does anyone here keep a physical journal to write down dreams? i was thinking i could keep one under my pillow so i can always write down my dreams right as i wake up

No. 2075573

>>2074297
I've had a couple of dreams about my childhood friends brother suddenly coming onto me or that we're an established couple. He's an adult in these dreams (last time I saw him was a short visit years ago), I met him when he was a teenager though and was kind to me.
We were never alone either growing up, always him me and my friend or him and another adult. He isn't even my type lol. It's like every couple of months these dreams occur and it leaves me confused wondering if he wants to talk again, or if maybe something occured while in front of others but I never realized that it was abuse.

No. 2077943

>>2075379
so i started doing this, and both nights i've been able to recall and write down multiple dreams in the morning! usually i can't remember anything so i feel like i don't dream much, but i think the reminder to write it down right away helped

No. 2085505

>>2069283
I keep having these same dreams, about being back in middle school or high school. I’m in my 30s. What does it mean???

No. 2086278

I had a scary nightmare some guy was staring at me through my living room window while I slept on the couch, then he came back and pounded on my storm door and screamed at me.

No. 2091039

briefly while i was waking up i just had a dream that lolcow was a pinterest community. everyone's username was like "nonnie35467435" and they commented under posts instead of threads. every thread was in a random board marked as "lolcow".

No. 2097016

I was fyling around my house looking for somebody and saw a UFO shaped metalic object flying around so i followed it. It noticed me and started chasing me. It was goverment's spy drone and it was interrested in me because people don't usually fly. I mananged to escape it and flew into this slum like village that was near a psychiatric hospital. A redneck looking guy helped to hide and he was really nice to me.
I'm glad i had a flying dream after such a long time, it makes me feel so free.

No. 2097103

Didn't really wanted to be kissed but she slobbered all over and I was just pratically choking on spit

No. 2097917

I dreamt I was pregnant with my ex’s child even though he’s with someone new. I’ve been so angry with him but this stupid dream softened me up again.

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>wish for an interesting or sweet dream to grant me a small break from the misery and hopelessness I experience in my waking life
>dream of dragging severely disfigured and decomposed bodies of men, women, and children from a flooded field during a war somewhere in southeast asia.
>Wander in shin-deep water looking for heads that barely surface from the water
>when I roll them over, almost all of them have head and facial trauma, caved in faces and skulls, hematomas just under their grey skin, all waterlogged with grey-brown, murky water that mixes with congealed blood and drips out of the cavities caused by the injuries and back into the water below when I lift them up
Why. also, this was so fucking vivid I feel like I received a memory from a real person who lived through a real war or genocide because I've never seen anything like this in my life so I don't know how my brain could have put together the imagery in such realistic detail. I think maybe it was the Cambodian genocide but idk

No. 2099518

>>2097103
And now I dreamed I wanted to be in a relationship with my mom and she reluctantly agreed and we held hands. What the hell.

No. 2104043

Just woke up from a dream. It was about a book about a young girl (who had something special about her, although I'm unable to remember what) who was an aspiring singer. She tries to achieve her dream accompanied with a sick, young, (probably like 13), mute boy that has a tube in his nose and a man that looks like Valhallen from Dexter's laboratory (aka tall, buff, long blonde hair). The book also has occasional interjections from the author although I'm not really sure about what. Anyway, in one of the scenes they're all in a car with some other man, the girl and blonde dude are pitching the girls music to him. The girl is playing with her earrings, which look homemade and stapled together. In her narration/head she says the blonde man is her brother and something about (not liking?) her mother. Then a small stapler slides to the floor of the backseat, the girl picks it up and remembers that the blonde guy ISN'T her brother, the small boy is and he made her those earrings.

Then, the next scene is the girl and the boy on a school bus. The girl somewhere in the front of the bus and the boy is in the back. The boy is trying to nap on the seat, and another boy starts messing with him/his tube. A fight starts and eventually the boy has some sort of off-camera transformation where he hulks out and destroys the entire back of the bus. Honestly, during this part of the dream I felt like I was having a seizure but then I woke up and I was fine so I don't think I was. Anyway that's all I can remember.

No. 2104874

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I got pissy black out drunk on some $.9.99 vodka last night, but even through all that shit in my system this dream woke me the fuck up.
So it started with me on my laptop but it's fucking HUGE, listen in real life my laptop screen broke so I use a flat screen. Anyway, I'm on my laptop talking shit on lolcow, I got to Shay's thread and I make a comment. I move on, and then i realize holy shit, instead of sage i put my actual email with my real name.
So I legit start crying, I email lolcow.farm and then I end up doing a fucking ZOOM call with the admins. The Admin is some lady with black hair, She's telling me that theres nothing she can do, then shayna walks into view. She's naked and crying, she starts screaming at me and saying my real name, going, "We used to be friends in HIGH SCHOOL!" and all I can say back is, "No i'm black, I went to (blank) high in (Blank town)" And then I run away.
I can't drive but I get into a car and the car is just driving fast, I don't know where i'm going, then i go to my grandma house and I tell her everything and she curses me out like,
"Thats why people been calling me? What the fuck Nonnie-" and I'm crying now and so Ashamed. I go on lolcow on my phone (which is also huge) and I see users mocking me, in the shayna thread, shayna is posting and everyone is shitting on me.
I woke up fucking shaking because it's legit a fear of mines on mobile that click "email" and it's my actual email address.

No. 2104882

>>2104874
Nonna, I promise that if you ever DO post your email address, I will leave your grandma and your huge electronics alone.

No. 2104887

>>2104874
I've had too many dreams like this, it's more me accidentally posting my face or name on here, falling asleep, waking up to my phone being blown and all that. These are also always accompanied by a scene of Mr driving a car that either doesn't work or I suddenly can't drive, idk if you need me to tell you this but this is the "do you feel out of control in your life, nona" bs

No. 2105233

Do you ever have dreams where it's like you're just watching a movie essentially but up close, like an extra? Like the dream means absolutely nothing and have no significance or Freudian explanation at all, just a result of watching movies? Because the other day I had one where Seth Green and Renee Zellweger were a couple that worked in some sort of bio lab and they were having an argument while doing complicated things with pipettes and slides, and there was even emphasis on Seth Green being like a head taller than her with his tiny little hands. I hate Seth Green, that gnome makes me sick. I don't think I've thought about Renee Zellweger in years, why should I, we have Jennifer Tilly. But I was just standing there like a coworker behind them at some table trying to do work I know nothing about and listening to Seth Green whine about his relationship woes with a gargantuan Renee Zellweger with his disgusting little hands putting pipette droplets into little slides. I hated that dream.

No. 2105253

>>2104874
Seeing Shayna naked is a scary enough thought all its own

No. 2105261

>>2105253
That bitch is rent fucking free for some of you.

No. 2105463

Last night I had a long dream about being in Japan with a friend of mine. It started with us walking around in a sort of naturey area (as opposed to city) and then we got onto some kind of platform (sort of like a wagon without livestock to pull it) and sat waiting for something. We sat and joked and at one point I started laughing and lay onto my back and turned over, and my friend leaned into me and hugged me from behind. It was sweet and intimate but I pulled away and felt like I was enjoying intimacy too much. My friend went out to do something and came back quickly. We sat waiting and he told me to rest while he kept watch but I didn't want to leave him alone. I thought maybe we would cuddle again but I also knew it should not happen. So we just spent the time joking around and chilling. I woke up anticlimactically.

Not much of a dream but it felt very vivid and I have had a lot of these intensifying intimacy dreams with various friends. I don't necessarily feel shame but the friend I dreamed about I could never date and I go through periods of feeling disgusted at myself for imagining such a scenario. I know its just a dream so I wont torment myself but will hold my own little dream as a nice memory. It felt nice to be embraced by someone I will never be so vulnerable with irl. Thanks for reading.

No. 2110081

I dreamt there was a lolcow dispensary and Acacia Brinley was working there, and she got a call from the boss and I was like OH MY GOD CAN I TALK TO HIM I NEED TO KNOW WHO OWNS LOLCOW

No. 2110471

I had a dream that I was hanging out with Jerma's ex-girlfriend and when we said goodbye she hugged me and gave me a forehead kiss and then afterwards I was in the car and Jerma was driving and he just yelled at me the whole time for interacting with his ex (and I think in the dream it was implied that we were dating I can't remember) and I felt so sad and miserable because I had never seen him that angry before. Then I woke up and felt significantly more attracted to him, which was really weird. Not even a Jermafag, honestly.

No. 2110472


No. 2110524

>>2110471
>not even a jermafag
>knows who his ex gf is
Hmm

No. 2110551

>>2110471
Kim seems like a really miserable person but I wonder if it’s because she had to deal with Jerma all those years kek.

No. 2121586

I had a dream i became a famous actress and some how the admins figured out i was a farmer and they wanted to expose me for the sake of milk. I had to email them to beg them not to release my posts because i posted a lot in the celebricow thread and i also posted lustful thoughts about an actor i was working with and i didn't want him to know i had dreams about fucking him because would be awkward. I also didn't want the terf allegations.

No. 2121630

i was talking to my ex-best friend who i suddenly and cruelly ghosted years ago and had to explain my shitty behaviour LOL

No. 2122143

I was in some lady's vintage item and toy shop, didn't find anything good to buy so i left, the forest her house was in started burning and animals were running towards my truk. I pulled some lion cubs and Zira from lion king 2 on my truck. She was pregnant and so fluffy i couldn't leave her there.

No. 2122145

I'm sick and tired of having dreams where friends who are too busy to talk right now come back and talk. Then I wake up and realise they're still gone.

No. 2122174

I had the most wonderful dream tonight. I don't even remember it completely but I was in a mundane context, making jokes at my expense because I was so charismatic that everyone could laugh at them while still respecting me. I was with 4 friends making all of them laugh and I felt accepted and like I had a place in the world. Then I woke up lol

No. 2122196

I really wish I was kidding that there was a nightmare of my uncle fucking my cousin but then poop came out. I'm pretty sure it was a distorted memory of LC being spammed with scat.

No. 2122494

I woke up with the urge to rate and write a review of a movie I just saw. Then I realized I actually just dreamed a whole movie. As in the dream had a 2 hour screenplay structure and feature film "look" (as opposed to how tv looks for example). Very strange feeling to know this movie doesn't actually exist.

No. 2122511

Dreamt about having 2 boyfriends who want me and don't mind each other. They were cute.

No. 2123135

I often have dreams of where I get back with my ex ebf and I’m texting him again and sending memes and whatnot, then like a week goes by and I think to myself, oh shit I forgot to text him I haven’t talked to him in a while he’s gonna be so pissed that I did this shortly after getting together again, what do I even say, etc. Then, still within the dream, I think again, wait none of this is true I’m not really back. And thank god. But I think maybe I get this kind of dream not because I miss him, but miss interacting with someone.
Now that I think about it I get a lot of dreams where I’m texting someone. That’s sad and pathetic.

No. 2123142

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I dreamt that I lived in a neighborhood with a shitton of stray cats and (human) criminals, but both groups could combine themselves like Voltron to create either a massive cat or a massive human and they regularly went to war. The part of the dream I remember most clearly is running through a jungle gym-type structure while the huge cat tried to swipe at me through the netting.

No. 2123409

I had a dream that I was wingmanning Jenna Marbles getting laid by John Mayer. We were all wearing really unsexy latex uniforms. I had to take care of all the flowers he sent her. She was kind of reluctant and I was like girl.. I can step in if you want?? I will carry this burden for you! (It was 2000s John Mayer)
Earlier I was also helping fix up a fucked up Mad Max style tower that Jacob Elordi owned.
I never usually have celebrities in my dreams so 3 is weird. I had a mushroom microdose the day before which may have helped.

No. 2123490

>>2123409
Instead of seeing beautiful patterns and like connecting with the universe or whatever you saw jacob elordi big old salad finger ass and John Mayer. Nightmare.

No. 2123866

I dreamt that my childhood friend detrasitioned. I was so happy i hugged her but couldn't say anything. She was confused about it but after couple of minutes she hugged me back. It sucked to wake up and realize it didn't happen. But then i also dreamt police was coming after me so it was okay to wake up.

No. 2124006

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i find a door frame on a stormy beach and go into a trance, crossing it from one side to the other. then go talk to a dude and he points at it, i see my own corpse on one of the sides.
later policemen wake me up in an abandoned car back seat, and the corpse of rosalias cat is between my thighs. while imprisoned by my hands being trapped in 2 holes in a wall by those men i see a wavy flickering ray of sunshine that makes me happy and makes me think of my dog

No. 2133832

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I had the weirdest ovulation dream today. Mike Ehrmantraut and I were in love. But it was a budding romance, we were shy and hesitant about it. We only caressed each other's hands. It was oddly sensual. He involved me in some scammy business, something like selling fake lottery tickets.

No. 2145037

I just had a dream that I told my parents I wanted to start trying to have a child and they both laughed in my face and said “Haha good luck dilating” and I woke up feeling so fucking offended?

No. 2145049


No. 2145054

i kept dreaming about a childhood friend that i am not in contact anymore these past few weeks. is this bitch going to die soon or what. should i warn her?

No. 2145067

>>2133832
I feel u nonny

No. 2145108

I had a funny dream where I was at an empty mall, exploring it with a dog who sniffs interesting things for me, then it turned out a classmate broke her leg and is upstairs. So the dog helps me find the classroom she's in the top floor of the mall that morphed into a high school. I went there and found some other classmates on their way to visit this classmate as well, then out of nowhere fucking Imane Khalif appeared and was following us. We were scared and upset and went into the classroom where the injured classmate is quickly, then we started decorating the class with cute girly stuff, mainly Hello Kitty and Strawberry Shortcake stickers to ward off Imane Khalif. Weird ass dream that makes 0 sense.

No. 2148629

i dreamt i turned glow in the dark

No. 2148636

dreamt that i was ellen ripley and i was in some alien infested building trying to warn people. woke up and felt like shit cause i will never be ellen ripley. i'm stuck being me forever.

No. 2149897

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I first had a dream I was a tall old man with a long white beard and when I shaved for some reason I was back to being myself except with a bob. My second dream involved trying to find an old thread on lolcow and cerbmin responding with "Ah who cares. You'll be awake soon anyway" before my alarm going off. I was a little spooked when that happened but I realized how absurd it was. Cerbmin was also a cow in a lolita outfit.

No. 2151066

had a nightmare that i had a baby again. then i see this video. jesus christ.

No. 2152058

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Last night I had a dream where Jim Carrey was somehow in my town, and walking around he would pick some girls by shouting "WOW" at them. Then he would offer them drinks or expensive gifts.
He did it to me at some point, and while being dragged around by old fart Jim, all I could think about was "Fuck you, Carreyanon, this is all your fault".
Unsettling dream.

No. 2152065

>>2151066
This fucking scrote. I hate men so fucking much. "I gave you money". Like that resolves 90% of care. Worthless fucking scrote.

No. 2153117

>>2152065
part of the reason i'm so scared of having a baby is not just the physical trauma but the idea of a moid deciding to disappear and dump the child on me.

No. 2154353

I dreamt that lolcow had started allowing tif threads (like surgery advice/getting hormones ect) and that eventually it caused the website to go down because some anon died from the hormones she got on here, I should stop reading the ftm thread before bed

No. 2154836

i had a dream that there was a pink maggot in my butt

No. 2155030

Last night I dreamt that I was on Fishtank and Luna Slater was also a contestant. Upstairs in a quiet part of the Fishtank house I found a piece of yellow paper and a camera at the end of a hallway. I took the paper and hid in a cupboard to read it and it was basically instructions on how to masturbate in front of the camera for the audience. I was so horrified I ran downstairs, screaming at everyone, and went straight outside to the garden and burned the paper.

No. 2156042

I’ve had two sexual dreams about my fat weeb boss, idk why because irl I have no feelings towards him. I feel so filthy when I wake up

No. 2156043

Still getting nightmares where I accidentally post my face here

No. 2156289

I had a very vivid dream that my (dead) grand mother was using MAID cause she was terminally ill. I was holding her hand as she peacefuly passed.
I didn't get to say goodbye in real life when she died about 5 years ago. I woke up crying and missing her but I also feel more at peace cause even if it was only a dream I was there this time to say goodbye. Maybe it's her spiritself that wanted to comfort me.

No. 2157571

Last night I dreamt that my best friend attempted to poison her boyfriend

No. 2161666

Had a nightmare that I died giving birth and my husband was forced to live without me

No. 2164667

I always have pleasant dreams with visuals much prettier than reality

Night before last I dreamt my comfy bed with comfy sheets was at the shore of the river, but the river became the sea, and as the tide came the beautiful turquoise sea gently waved beneath my bed

Last night I dreamt I was visiting the garden of a female monastery with an olive tree in the center and it started to snow, and I was enthralled by the beauty of each individual snowflake

No. 2164673

I dreamt about going on a date with my professor. I hate him , he’s an ugly moid with a napoleon complex.

No. 2165555

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In one of my dreams tonight, had this guy (named Francis Dolarhyde cause I recently read Red Dragon), who was really really beautiful (something like Aaron Taylor Johnson in picrel, but no facial hair) down on his knees and with his head on my lap literally begging to me to let him eat me out. His body was amazing as well, he could easily lift me up but he was just there kinda pathetic. I didn't say anything at that moment because I was too embarrassed, but the I waited outside of his workplace (I think) until he left. He didn't see me at first, but looked back when I called his name. His face was a mix of happy, surprised and smug. I remember my body also going really hot from the excitement and embarrassment. We got as fair as going to bed, but I woke up before anything happened and I'm still frustrated about it. His desperation, yet no violence, was so hot.

No. 2166255

I occasionally dream about high school and I hate it, but the last two times have been different. In the first dream my dad dropped me off at the school gates and I said something to him along the lines of “why are you dropping me off? I graduated high school years ago and I’ve even graduated uni”. I then got out of the car and walked towards the town centre where I went op shopping for the rest of the dream. Then last night I dreamt I was at high school again and had to do this religion circle thing and agree to follow god and in the dream I straight up said no and left.

No. 2166265

Spoilered for "teeth falling out" dream grossness. I dreamt that one of my molars fell out and I caught it, but it suddenly turned HUGE in my hands, like the size of a bucket. I didn't think this was weird in the dream and looked inside, and to my horror, there was a literal FOREST inside it! There was even a giant spider, and I'm not scared of spiders irl but obviously I still wasn't happy to find it there! So I freaked out and ended up taking my bucket-tooth ecosystem so a shop where they advised me to lean inside and search through the woods to see where the roots were coming from. I woke up just as I was poking my head inside kek. Some of my dreams are so weird it's not even funny, I wake up feeling STRESSED.

No. 2170648

>>2166255
Fuck, I hate those back to highschool dreams, I still have them too and I've graduated so long ago. I want to walk out but I don't, I still sit on my chair and feak out internally.

No. 2170726

>>2166255
I keep getting them too, makes me think I've peaked in highschool and the most interesting my life has ever been was during those years.

No. 2170856

I just had a dream where the website was updated and we could see all of our own post histories? Kind of liked it kek

No. 2170886

>>2166265
this is cool, wish someone would paint it

No. 2171702

I dreamt that I missed work by oversleeping and then I blamed my mom for not waking me up earlier. Then I start crying and hyperventilating like I was having a mini panic attack 'cause I was scared I might lose my job.

Then I actually woke up then went to work.

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Had a dream there was a moovie night where anons were just posting fan edits and clips of men acting slutty and gay set to random music. The song titles said stuff like 'juicy' and 'faggot' but in weird bold font with a bunch of symbols kekk, it sort of looked like captcha letters like $$$JUÎCŶ$$$ something like that. None of the men existed in real life though, they were like a mash up of traits.

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No. 2172555

If you search the internet you'll see claims that it's impossible to read clearly in a dream.
I can read in my dreams. Perfectly. In a normal dream, not a lucid one.
Another quasi-scientific factoid debunked.
People will just write any shit with total conviction about things they don't understand. They're no different than chat gpt.

No. 2172584

My little cousin and I helped the IRA put a bomb in an archaeological site, when it went off it killed some people. I passed out after the explosion because I was near, the next thing I now is that Morrisey had killed himself because of guilt (he must've been in the IRA as well). I feel sad about Morrissey, I'm also worried about my cousin and I getting caught for the attack. Then she shows me some crazy secret code she has found in movies from the 40s, she keeps the code in tiny paper pieces inside a vial. Thanks to her I can now find out about who rules the world. I'm not irish and I've never been to Ireland.

No. 2172746

>>2172584
All forms of resistance by IRA are justified. Never doubt it. Latvia was occupied by germans over 700 years, but we regained our independence and Ireland will too. Its only a matter of time.

No. 2172757

>>2172746
Ma'am this is a Wendy's

No. 2172891

>>2172555
this is true, i can also read in my dreams so i always thought the "you can't read in your dreams thing" was weird.
you're right, people will just kinda say whatever

No. 2173066

>>2172555
anyone who makes rules about what can or can't happen in dreams is full of shit and probably hella boring. ive used lucid dreaming to take dream drugs and listen to dream music, neither of which actually exist irl

No. 2173073

>>2172584
i thought this was the confessions thread for a moment and i was genuinely shocked at a nona admitting to terrorism on lolcow of all places kek

No. 2176036

Idk what this counts for but I had a dream about the Procrastination / I’m With Stupid episodes of Spongebob. Just now they were on (yes I watch SpongeBob at my big age) and something noteworthy was that I dreamt I was watching them and that I’m With Stupid wasn’t washed out (the episode is notoriously semi washed out and it wasn’t when it came on in my dream and in real life). Idk what to make of it because it doesn’t seem like the episode was on earlier and idk how I predicted such a change. I don’t really believe in the “dreams predict the future” stuff but that was weird. I also used to, when I was younger, be able to tell whatever was gonna be on the TV because I would think of lines from episodes I liked and then later that day they surely enough would be on. I’m well aware I sound crazy but shit like this makes me paranoid and I’m naturally always getting up in arms about shit like this. Am I like…an empath but for technology?

No. 2176433

normally i have nightmares, recurring dreams, weird fever dreams but i recently have been writing my dreams again to remember them and ive been getting more lucid like dreams. last night i dreamt a whole day i went through and when i woke up i was so confused, everything was so real

No. 2179971

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In the dream I was in a mall and it had very large glass capsules (the kind with bubbling liquid inside, hat do you even call those?) with aliens inside. It was like an attraction/decoration thing where customers can look at dormant aliens. They looked like picrel except way larger, hairless and a face like baby Groot with bigger eyes. They looked cute but suddenly there was an intercom warning about how the capsules stopped working and the aliens would break out in minutes. This was apparently very dangerous because despite their cuteness, they were very dangerous (intercom didn't explain how so I assumed they were toxic to the touch or something). Everyone was evacuating in total panic and I accidentally ran the wrong way, opposite to the exit. Then the mall got emptier and emptier and the power started going out. One of the aliens looked at me and I commented on how adorable it looked to pacify it, but that made it follow me so it could get a hug. It's hilarious to imagine but I went in a full panic running from that cute thing, ready to break windows to escape. I woke up before it caught me.

No. 2179975

I had dreams with the same guy almost every day for like 3 years and idk what to make of it it's so abnormal

No. 2180006

i keep dreaming of the same scenario which goes like this
>i'm doing something mundane
>a lost pet appears out of nowhere
>i take it in
>care for it, bond with it
>it runs away and gets lost
>i spend the rest of my dream searching for it
>never find it
>wake up

>>2172746
based

No. 2180033

I dreamed I had a Bluetooth CD player boombox thingy, and I managed to connect my Bluetooth earbuds to it and play my CDs. That was fun.

No. 2182479

I had a weird dream days ago, what I can remember is me arriving late at some class. wooden stairs, deep dark red/brown? Wooden door, heavy. As I open the door to enter the class, it is a small room, yellowish tiles, some desks, people sitting.

I am about to look for my seat when the view changes, I see myself in third person from behind and everything just closes in on the "teacher", a woman (just my type in a way) blonde, older looking, the "camera" zooms in on her calling me out for having dandruff in my hair and pulling me out of my room. I don't remember what she said, criticism/insults/recommendations regarding my life as we were talking or hugging outside.

An advert then plays in another part of the dream I remember, it was old timey styled, like a PSA, a drawing of my hair and a crude animation of cutting it(?) and basically stating that I need to cut my hair to prevent something.

This was uncanny.

No. 2183883

i don’t remember all the details, but my dream sister (or friend?) died and randomly possessed some girl to speak to me. but we couldn’t talk inside of the house and i wasn’t allowed to go any deeper besides, so i crawled out of a window. i liked this dream because the harder her voice got to hear, the more i could feel myself approaching wakefulness. when the call dropped i woke up.

No. 2184136

I always dream about my town but it all looks different, the library looks like a superhero cave and the drugstore is in the middle of a patch of desert.

No. 2187677

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Had a dream with Hozier where he was doing an art presentation at my old college. Funny enough, it wasn't about music but rather painting - I don't remember the specifics but it was about paiting something figurative without much construction and based mostly on intuition and very few strokes but still have it look good. He then would paint on top of his art a new white layer and ask for people to come on to the stage and paint the next thing. Some work friends of mine called me on stage because they knew I was a huge Hozier fan, so I went there wearing the ugliest green gingham dress imaginable and he was still kinda flirty? Which was unexpected, but very nice. I was surprisingly collected as well. I was painting a scene of a city skyline during sunset, with a skyscraper collapsing with some nice composition because I wanted to impress him. Never got to finish that painting…

No. 2187680

This is a different society, people that have freckles can turn into animals and when they do, they have powers (it differs depending on the animal type.. some get super fast some super smart etc) people that don't have freckles don't have this ability. There's a young girl in school, maybe high school?? Not sure. But she's doing a school project interviewing different kids, the non animal kids she asks "do you ever wish you were an animal kid?" "Do you think you're just as talented as the animal kids?" Etc… Pretty much all the answers are the same thing in different variations: of course I wish I was an animal, no I don't have any talents etc. The questions she asks the animal kids are like.. "do you ever wish you weren't an animal kid?" "Do you ever feel like you're unfairly accomplishing something?" Again the answers are all the same.. "i would never want to be normal.. yes I always win but I don't feel bad about it.. etc" until she meets a boy who has freckles, so he's an animal kid but he's never transformed into his animal form, in fact he doesn't even know what animal he is. She asks if he would ever use his powers and he says no, he doesn't want to superficially get accomplishments, he's perfectly capable of doing that without his powers. Even if he was in battle, he said he feels confident enough in himself that he wouldn't need to transform. This makes the girl look at the whole project differently, this boy is the only one who's THOUGHT about being an animal. The animal kids automatically transform at the slightest moment… They're having a race on the playground? Transform. They're at a sports game? Transform. They want to woo their crush? Transform. They have a test for school? Transform. And the non animal kids just wish they were animals, they don't think "hey I got this good grade or accomplishment all on my own" they just feel bad about themself.
At the end, the girl is in some kind of imminent danger. This is where the dream gets blurry but I'll try to fill in the blanks. So there's a group of animals that are against/mad at her and are trying to hurt her, maybe this is part of a larger battle going on in the society. She's pushed off a roof.. this is when the boy who's never transformed first transforms. To save her. Turns out he's some kind of bird (maybe like a raven because that sounds cool) and he swoops down and saves her

No. 2189286

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I discovered my nose had, somehow, split into two separate ones, each flat on one side and with a single nostril. The only reason I hadn’t noticed is because there was a thin piece of skin covering the seam.
I had to use a q-tip to clean between them, and was worried because a nosejob is very expensive and I couldn’t really afford to get my two noses joined.

No. 2189509

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I've suffered (experienced? idk if it's suffering but it can be scary) from sleep paralysis all my life, and have lucid dreamt from within a dream a handful of times or I've dreamt about lucid dreaming (this more often, and different than actually lucid dreaming). During my sp, I oftentimes will scream for help and it's audible (I sound genuinely retarded). Last week I experienced what I can only describe as a slight astral projection, I was still too in my physical body but I was screaming and making noise (but couldnt move my body cause I was paralyzed) but "I" kept trying to get up out of my body, sit up about halfway, and fall back into myself again. It was the strangest experience. The next day I read a "lucid dream tonight!" guide because that felt more doable in recreating than the way ap felt, and that same night I did indeed lucid dream, while falling asleep rather than it happening mid-dream. It happened just as the guide said: I kept my mind awake by doing math, ended up feeling this wooshing sensation and gave into it, and 'rolled' out of my bed and onto the ground. Slowly 'opened my eyes' and felt around my dreamworld, paying close attention to the textures of the items I was touching. I even put sand in my mouth and felt the grains. Also did dream checks like looking at myself in the mirror and my hands (both are usually moreorless normal) but the writing was glitched and unreadable, as that usually is. I tried to fly but could barely get off the ground and I tried to rip portals to travel but that wasn't really working either. I did write a decent melody but eventually I slipped into a normal, unmemorable dream and woke up. Every night since I've been trying to do it again but can't get past the keep mind awake, body asleep step. As the guide says could happen, I do experience the sleepy thought of "I'm bored it's easier to sleep now" and end up doing so. I know something is there for me to see and explore, I've had intense and vivid dreams alongside sp my entire life; I have worlds and cities that I frequently visit that I would love to experience in a lucid state. Whatever, I shan't give up!!!!!!

No. 2191783

I dreamt lolcow removed the 30 minute limitation to deleting your posts. Will report back in 31 minutes whether lolcow grew weak.

No. 2191789

I keep having dreams about this site my own brain is calling me out

No. 2191807

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>>2191783
Good news everyone.

No. 2191839

I had a dream I was sent back in time to sixth grade and I was so happy and hopeful, then I went on lolcow (even though it didn't exist for another few years) and I asked anons what they would do differently if they could restart at sixth grade.

No. 2195358

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I just woke from a dream where tomie was chasing me. 7/10 scared me a lot

No. 2195362

>>2195358
that sounds like the opposite of a nightmare to me, tomie’s a babe. jokes aside hope you’re okay nonita

No. 2196209

I just had a dream where I posted a question in the stupid questions thread and I think it had to do with religion and women? Unfortunately I don't remember what the question was but I ended up getting banned for derailing,infighting and racebaiting all while having a mod reply in the thread accusing me of simultaneously being a newfag and an old poster from 5 years ago that used to go by 'mu mu'. The last thing I did in that dream was reply to the mod but I was woken up mid writing so sadly I'll never know what my reply was going to be.
The worst part is my original question got no replies so not only was my question ignored by everyone but I also got attacked and banned for it by the mods kek I was feeling so upset when I woke up.

No. 2201567

I had a very weird dream last night, I can remember most of it.
>I was a ‘character’ i.e. not me, she looked nothing like me
>the basic background of the dream was I had grown up with a boy as a childhood friend
>as we got older he had developed romantic interest yet I, the character, was oblivious (yet my dreaming conscious was aware for narrative reasons)
>it got to about late teens early twenties and we had a friendship group
>for some reason in the dream some young people have developed the powers to manipulate things, and those that do suddenly gain glowing green irises
>I had ended up with the ability to manipulate death, I could bring things back but in a mindless zombie like state
>my friendship group had developed their own, the childhood friend could turn invisible (I think)
>somehow a mysterious antagonist group got wind of my power and for some reason it was deemed special enough that I had to be captured or killed, so my friendship group sought to protect me and we fled
>we met about 3 other young people with powers and absorbed them, one of which was a handsome guy (plot relevant)
>as time progressed, I became interested in the handsome guy and him in me, this caused the childhood friend to become jealous
>the antagonists would send person after person with different powers in an attempt to kill me, and each one is dealt with by the friendship group teaming up and using the powers together
>at some point for narrative reasons my dreaming conscious was aware handsome guy had just had a dream where he was holding me, kissed me and as he pulled away I had turned into a zombie and as he panicked, and stepped back, zombie me asked him what’s the matter in a gravely sarcastic tone then laugh at him, this causes handsome guy to question whether due to my weird power was it a good idea to pursue a relationship
>we meet a weird old lady who gives a prophecy ‘he will leave the feet’
>my friends think it would be a nice way to chill to relax by visiting a zoo we are passing
>just prior we were joined by a former bad guy who is just a bit pathetic, he doesn’t explain why he joined us and claims he doesn’t have powers yet I point out his glowing eyes and he still says he doesn’t have powers
>we walk around have a nice relaxing time at the zoo, I then begin to realise the pathetic guy can manipulate music coming from nearby radios, if he is happy it is happy music, if he is sad it is sad music
>as we walk around the zoo the music starts happy buy as I laugh and bond with the handsome guy the music from radios turns sad, my dreaming brain for narrative reasons knew that this was because the pathetic guy was in love with me and had joined us because of it and he was sad to see me bonding with handsome guy
>all of a sudden an alligator’s eyes start to glow green and it chases me around the zoo, we realised that it is being controlled by someone
>once it is dealt with, there is relief, however unbeknownst to us all (my dreaming conscious was again aware for narrative reasons) a venomous snake with glowing eyes was approaching me from behind and just as it lunged…
>the sister of they boy who has been controlling the animals stops him as she doesn’t want me dead as I am just an innocent person, and she doesn’t want her brother to become a murderer
>the snake just falls to the ground it was just and inch or two away from biting my rear
>the chase split us up, with one friend going missing, some of my friends are outside in the nearby area and the see an art exhibit, mannequins behind the wheels of stationary cars, they find this funny
>all of a sudden a mannequins eyes start glowing green and the car races off to my location, the car smashes through the zoo gates and causes chaos
>I flee down a maintenance tunnel, and the car is just small enough to fit scraping both sides
>I manage to dive out the way just as the car crashes, the car crashed into a giant snake totalling the car and killing the snake
>as my friends find me and we observe the scene, we are saddened to find the trainers of our missing friend with the bloody stumps of his feet next to the snake, it had obviously ate him and the feet were the old lady’s prophecy coming true
>we flee the scene in our red convertible, as we drive we are about to pass a village and we see a man frantically waving his arms and see smoke and hear screams
>”my mother lives in that village” I scream and we stop and run to the man
>as he is explaining the antagonists have arrived with a large group of henchman to grab my mother (not mine irl but the my characters) as she is somehow related to the cause of the powers and she despite being old has powers herself
>as he is gesturing the man is killed by henchman and we have to fight them to rescue my mother to uncover the secret of why some young people have developed powers
>we rescue my mother but at the cost of me being captured by two men, now these two men were not mere mooks, the had a lot of character design these were clearly meant to be antagonist characters who play a role in the story, one had an eyepatch and beard…
>the handsome guy sees me being dragged off and just runs up behind the two unnoticed and quickly stabs them both killing them and freeing me, he then fights a bunch of henchmen becoming bruised and bloodied
>he takes me back to my friends and as the handsome guy and I have a moment where I am dabbing his wounds with a handkerchief, gazing into his eyes and expressing my thanks…
>the childhood friend starts mouthing off about ‘what are you doing’, ‘how can we trust this guy’, ‘we should just leave him’ etc etc, pathetic guy is just moping in the background
>I respond ‘how could you say that’, ‘he just saved me from being captured’ etc etc
Just after this I realised I was dreaming, I thought ‘great now I can lucid dream’ then I panicked thinking what if I accidentally lucid dream something scary so I woke myself up
I have no idea where any of that came from

No. 2202012

Had a dream where I went on a road trip with Null because we apparently had a mutual friend and I needed to go to the same place. As gay as it sounds, he was skinnier and more attractive, so I enjoyed it.

No. 2202070

A while back I had a dream about breaking up with my ex. I told him that I was leaving him and he acted all apathetic saying "ok whatever!" and pulled up porn on his computer, then started crying as he watched it.
Made me feel weird. Irl we just mutually ghosted each other, which was unusual for a 6 year relationship. I feel like the dream symbolically represents how he acted like he's totally fine without me and could fill the void with stupid distractions but in deep down his life has been crumbling and he really lost someone important.

No. 2202114

I had a very vivid dream that I had gotten in some sort of accident where during recovery my arms had become sort of embedded in my chest wall and the left one was a gigantic crusty white lobster claw that I couldn't use because half of it was fused into my chest. Halfway through the dream I tripped and tore some of the connecting skin so I started slowly peeling my arms out of the flesh of my chest until they were free but totally gory and skinless. But I noticed I could move all my fingers and everything seemed to work, and then suddenly I was watching myself being operated on and the doctors took some skin grafts from my torso and covered the raw meat of my arms and hands, of course I had to get revision surgery because this sort of thing results in very bulky appendages, but the doctors did a fantastic job revising the skin around my fingers and after months of recovery my hands looked almost totally normal except for a vertical line down the side of every finger where the surgeon made the revision cuts. Then I went to a family pool party, and they were all used to me having the deformed embedded arms with the giant lobster claw, so when I appeared and waved my arms in the air they were all cheering and so happy for me, and I played in the pool all day. Then I woke up and I was soooooo happy to have arms and hands.

No. 2204281

I used moid in a conversation with a friend. She was kind enough to ignore it.

No. 2206745

I'm going through grief right now but for some reason my brain is processing it with weird sex dreams, and it's making me feel gross.

I dreamt I went to a neighboring to meet my boyfriend there since he was trucking here. I was walking through the streets in the morning trying to find something to do and the bars were still open from the night before but in the window of one normal looking place I could see there were naked men in there. It was a themed night where a group of the tallest healthiest young men from the area were invited to go fully nude and fuck any willing women throughout the night, some of the normal people in the bar watched them and cheered but nobody was filming and the rest ignored them. As I got a drink at the bar the event finished up and most of the naked men put clothes on and said goodnight and walked out talking like nothing had happened. I sat down send ended up next to one guy who was still naked and complimented his stupid anime cap, he was shy and polite and explained he had bought it for a friend that lost their hair to cancer that lent it to them. Then I complimented his long glittery green stiletto nails and took his hand and kissed it. He got flustered and started to ask me on a date but I told him I was from out of town and had something back home but that he was beautiful and he should never forget it. Everyone left the bar and I helped the bartender clean up as he told me about the area. I walked to a cliff and masturbated even though people could see me, then I went to a mall where the plot became helping a mother find her lost child and fortunately there was no more sex stuff but instead it was really stressful and I was scared about the child getting eaten by big animals until I woke up.
I hated this whole dream, I know grief is hard but my brain should be able to process it in a less gross way.

No. 2208099

I dreamed that I had a son but died soon after. I continued to be able to spectate his life in spirit form though, and watched him grow up. It was so endearing to see him in his awkward teen years and see the ways he took after me. I always looked forward to having daughters but this made me feel a longing for a boy someday too.

No. 2208114

Woke up crying cause I dreamed about this guy I used to like and he was at the café we met and it was too vivid and now I'm crying

No. 2209173

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I dreamed admin was one woman who got tired of managing lc and decided to open lc's base to us. We all traveled to a european country and there were a few rooms on the ground floor of a business building. Admin let everything open, and we were all looking around and having a mix of fun during discovery, but sadness it was going to end. The feeling of looking around and meeting other farmes was also very weird. I felt upset that I never posted on the FF thread even after being on lc for many years.
The rooms had a bunch of random stuff. My mind kinda imagined parts of boards and threads as real places. The general decor and admins room had lolita dresses and some cosplay stuff, but she wasn't there. For no reason there was a music festival going on too, maybe it was going to be out last movie room session with some music then a movie at night, except with real bands and a huge projector. I looked around and saw a bunch of weird men in the hallway and got super scared they were some incels trying to hijack the event or kill some of us. I told everyone about them, and we all punched and kicked them out kek.

This is like the third time I dreamed of lc as a real place. The first time it was a big building with many floors, the second it was a mansion with escher like arquitecture full of rooms, and now this. Every time I worry some men will come be violent and disrupt things. Other times that I've dreamed about lc, it was just me typing in a box and reading replies.

No. 2210626

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I have oddly frequent (every other week to every few months) dreams about having sex in public or somewhere I could get caught. It's always with my boyfriend and it's never in the same place. Some of the places/scenarios:
>on a mattress in the middle of a side street in the city, with only a thin blanket covering us
>in an office conference room, where he stole my pants afterward and I had to sit through a meeting trying to hide my lower half under the table so no one would see that I wasn't wearing pants
>in an outdoor shopping center against a wooden post (for some reason he was a teenager in this one but I was my current age)
>in the middle of a crowd of people, while standing
>on a sidewalk against a road divider that was just on the sidewalk for some reason
>in a house we were touring to rent or buy, while people were in other rooms of the house
>in a bowling alley
Picrel for general scenario, not body types kek

No. 2210735

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This dream is several weeks old and I've been needing to talk about it but there's a part in it that freaked me the fuck out that I can't talk about in polite company and I completely forgot about this thread.
>the dream begins with three adult siblings, two older brothers and a younger sister, waiting at a train station. (I'm not involved in the dream, I'm merely the camera.) They seem to be very close and they're all joking with each other and making pleasant conversation.
>A older man approaches them and greets them. Apparently he's their old history teacher and they've travelled to meet him here.
>The siblings follow the old man to a waiting bus and they go to what looks like a abandoned (but still in good shape) apartment building, which is the object of their vist. They drink tea with the old man as he signs some paperwork to give to them and they chat for a few hours.
>The old man has to then leave and asks if the siblings have anywhere to stay because there's something wrong with the building that needs to be fixed.
>The youngest of the brothers tells him that he's sorted that out. They then part ways with the old man and walk to where they're lodging.
>It's starting to get dark and very stormy, evidently this area is very rural as there's nothing but open fields and a muddy grassy path. They finally reach their destination after a while, and its a dilapidated shack.
>The eldest brother is pissed off at the younger for choosing such a shitty place to sleep and the younger just tells him to fuck off in a cheery tone.
>There's only a bed, a couch and a table and a very cramped and dirty kitchenette in the shack. There's a single window with cracked glass that's dribbling rainwater.
>The sister makes tea for everyone and tries to calm the eldest who is still really pissed off and he does.
>They then settle in for the night, the younger brother and sister sleeping in the bed while the elder is on the couch.
>The elder wakes up to the sister and brother excited about something, they somehow managed to get the news that their father just died, which makes the elder go into shock
>They start making out with each other and undressing, which the elder completely ignores until the younger tries to make him participate in a incest three way and groping the elder's crotch, which makes the elder freak out for obvious reasons and pushes the younger away
>he starts screaming at them to stop and then accuses them of killing their father
>he tries to leave the shack but the younger stops him and then
>the elder is now narrating
>we're in a grey field with just one of those spinning swing rides in the middle, with various objects on the seats
>he says "we all got sick in the shack that night", a grey sneaker swings by on a seat
>"they said it was the rain and cold. I got the sickest.", empty seat swings by
>"they said it got into my brain, that all I had was a brain fever which had made me fall and hit my head", a grey horribly disfigured head with a giant dent like a overripe mushy apple that oozed out jamlike fluid, there's a obvious chunk of brain which had been torn out from the head swings by
>cut to the elder brother staring at himself in a bathroom mirror, his head dented like the one that was on the swing and swollen, too big for his neck which is twisted weirdly
>he looks like a harlequin baby, skin all cracked and irrated and veiny and leaking that clear pus that people with eczema get and his eyes are red and swollen almost completely shut, his eyelids semitranslucent, and his nose is almost nonexistent
>he goes onto explain how he knows that his brother did this to him but the doctors and the police don't believe him and that because parts of his brain are missing that he's just demented
>he lost his job and his wife and children have abandoned him because he's in a constant state of confused and angry hysteria and the dream ends with him saying that he wants to kill himself and he presumably does
Anyways I think this dream is directly because I watched David Firth's Sock series earlier that day but christ I don't have any dreams about sex ever and the weird incest shit still disgusts me

No. 2210738

>>2210735
The body horror didn't really spook me all that much because I've dreamt about worse but ugh, I feel ill even thinking about this dream

No. 2210772

I dreamt my dog was still alive. I went downstairs and there she was in her favorite spot in the dining room, lying by the vent to get all the cold air. Her tail started wagging and she sat up and I petted her and I swear I could feel her like it was real. I felt her fur and her sweet ears and her nose, and even the muscle under her skin and how it moves when you give a good tummy rub or neck scratch, and I cried when I woke up and I’m crying now puppy you were the best dog in the world and I love you so much I’ll miss you every day

No. 2211540

>>2210772
she came to visit you in your dream

No. 2212827

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This dream stressed me out at the time but now it just makes me giggle like an idiot. I remember it so clearly too.

>Takes place place in a spooky Halloween world, like a setting you would see in a cartoon, and everything seems to have a purple-orange filter over it

>Keep switching between my real appearance and a version of myself where I have anime-esque grey hair
> Dream starts, I'm living in a shack with my family, sitting at the kitchen table and feeling horribly depressed
>Can't even remember what I was so sad about but I was moments away from crying
>Suddenly a group of stoners wearing hideous 80s fashion march into the room
>One of them is wearing the drinkholder hat
>They all try and fail to cheer me up, eventually one grabs my hand and says "come on, we're getting you out of here!" The next thing I know I've been kidnapped by this group and am following them through the spooky town
> We go through dark alleyways lit by gas lamps, feel incredibly creeped out
>Stoners are unbothered
>After what feels like hours of travelling, we come to a college, which ofc looks like a big spooky Halloween castle
>The stoners cheerfully inform me that they've already enrolled me here and push me inside to give me a tour
>I'm fucking furious because I never agreed to this
>Suddenly I'm getting a tour with the stoners and some other kidnapped newbies. The tour leader explains that the college has integrated the backrooms (yes, the actual backrooms from the memes) into its architecture so they can have unlimited storage and classrooms
>Nobody seems to care
>But it's not all bad, there's a VERY cute woman in the group and she's striking up a flirty conversation with me
>Hellyeah.png
>We flirt with each other in ways that are frankly unfitting for a public space as we follow the group
>SUDDENLY SHE FUCKING DISAPPEARS
>I chimp out and ask everyone if they saw where she went, nobody knows what I'm talking about
>REALISE THAT THE BACKROOMS ATE HER
>DON'T WORRY, MY QUEEN, I WILL SAVE YOU
>Sprint through the backrooms and go on yet another long adventure through a variety of landscapes
>At one point I emerge in a shipyard which is so realistic I can actually smell the water and feel the chilly air, and some of the ships are sailing upside down in the sky, but my waifu isn't there so I turn around and keep searching
>Hours later I've missed all my classes for the day except the last one and I still can't find her, so I give up the search and go back
>Absolutely devastated, my waifu could be anywhere after all
>There's like a brief nightmare sequence where a monstrous looking teacher chases me through the college's drama department and I have to hide behind theatre props?? I don't remember this part very well tbh
>Shrug it off and get to my last class unscathed
>Wait…could it be? THE PRETTY GIRL IS THERE! I happily skip over and sit next to her, saying that I'm so relieved she's okay
>She's absolutely furious with me
>To my horror I'm informed it's been days since I ran off and she's only just found her way back, she's sulking because I didn't find her and rescue her fast enough
>What the fuck
>Try to explain that I searched everywhere for her but it's no use, she won't even look at me
>Professor is an old lady with a witchy aesthetic who lectures the class about random stuff, I can't concentrate because I'm trying to patch things up with my waifu who is acting like an angry emo
>All of a sudden the professor holds her hand up and the whole room goes silent. Most of my classmates are the stoners who abducted me, I just copy their reactions and go quiet since they seem to know what they're doing
>Until this point they'd been butting into our domestic argument to be like "nooo don't break up you're both so sexy haha"
>Professor says that we're going to sing a song
>"The lyrics are inside your class textbooks"
>It takes me a minute to realise what song everyone is singing. Once it finally dawns on me I legit feel like I've been gut punched
>It's fucking hell of a life by kanye west
>Even in the dream I know this is nonsense
>I whisper to my waifu that this college is a sham and we need to gtfo
>She sighs and turns to me at last, then casually tells me that it's impossible to leave because "all the outside is locked"
>"I'm not angry anymore anon but I don't think we should be a couple, sorry"
>At that exact moment, the rest of the class sings the "that's one heeeell of a liiiiife" part from the final chorus in perfect synchronization

No. 2219179

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I dreamt I was being rescued by Leon Kennedy. There was some sort of cruise ship that had mysteriously overturned by the coastline that I could see through a window off into the horizon. I was not myself but I was married to some man that had started behaving very strangely and dangerously (probably some T-virus bullshit). I suppose Leon had been called in to investigate. I was hunkered down in some narrow, abandoned house and off in the distance relatively nearby I could hear cultists but they were like, weird American Christian Nationalist cultists and they were having some sort of creepy party. There were parts with Leon where I wasn't there but it was really creepy/scary.

Leon had reunited with me in the house and shit was like really bad apparently. Ada and Ashley had showed up and Leon wanted us all to get out of dodge and was giving us instructions about how to do that and where to go in case things didn't work out well while he went off to the boss fight/kill my husband. Leon was extremely hot but it was very scary nonas.

No. 2219205

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I dreamed that I was Asuka from Evangelion and that I was fighting off the Covenant aliens from the Halo series while infighting with Shinji. It was in a sci-fi facility in a huge ancient fantasy forest with a massive tree in the middle. We started losing but we found a secret tunnel with a portal, I went in the portal and got sent back to the forest as it was 1000 years ago, when it was untouched and safe. My mission was to take this chance to figure out a way to win but I just frolicked around naked for a while and then got lonely and missed Shinji and Rei (is that her name, the blue haired girl) before I woke up.

This is the second vivid dream I've had about being Asuka. I've still never watched a single bit of Evangelion nor do I have any interest in it. I think I posted my other one in this thread before

No. 2221032

Had a dream that I had a baby I forgot I had last night and I hated it so much and my mom was henpecking me in the dream for not holding its head right and shit. Honestly prefer dreams where I crash my car to that nightmare

No. 2221084

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Just had a dream where Kurtis Conner was doing a video pretending to be a dog for a week for some stupid reason thinly veiled fetish? and for some even stupider reason I was around (not necessarily helping, just around) and I remember speaking Spanish with someone that was actually helping him to just hit him, and I thought it was hilarious that he couldn't understand spanish. He said he didn't know I could speak it either and asked where was I from. I said I was brazilian and told him that spanish is not our native language either so he should just try and learn it, because it was useful. He was flabbergasted during the whole ordeal.
Later when we were alone, he if I wanted to fuck him??? Why can't my brain do this featuring men I'm actually attracted to, fuck. He kept kinda playing it off as well, like he wanted to have his cake and eat it too.
The mullet and pedostache are too much mang

No. 2221556

Had a weird dream when I unintentionally took a long nap with full bladder. In that dream I went to my university restroom to take a piss. First of all, I couldn't stop pissing - the stream was never-ending. Second of all, the stalls were all fucked up in sense that they barely shielded me. Most of them left either my upper body or lower body exposed, and none of them were big enough to cover my face. I would go into a stall, start pissing there, then notice that the stall is barely doing it's job and go into another one while I was still pissing(?). I kept going from stall to stall until I found the one that covered most of my body, but my head was still out in the open. Third of all, shit ton of people would just barge into the restroom and try to talk to me while I was in the stall. Some of them were real people from my university. Most of them barely resembled their real selves, but my mind still was like "fuck, that's her/him". I dind't exactly think that the dream was 100% reality, but I still felt so uncomfortable and I was seriously wondering how am I going to face all these people after all this. None of them were rude to me, but by their faces and their subtle ways of speaking I could feel how disgusted they all were. For some reason, they still kept pestering me with small talk tho. After what felt like an eternity I thought to myself "this isn't normal, am I dying?". Then, an old woman with a ceramic cup materialized out of thin air and was like "drink this medicine sweetie, this powder is really good for you, just trust me". In real life, I'm extremely reluctant to take meds because I'm scared shitless of side-effects, and my dream-self was also like that. I wasn't conviced by that old lady, but I still took the cup and drank some kind of yellow(kek) liquid. I regretted my decision instantly and started berating myself for drinking god-knows-what. The hag didn't tell me the name of that medication, but I randomly went "that's it, i know how it's called, I will google it now". Finally, I stopped pissing and teleported somewhere else. All I could see was my computer screen. Turns out, that medication is supposed to make your heart muscles stronger or something like that. Of course I became angry at the old hag for giving me this, since everything is fine with my heart. My problem was with my bladder. I was like "okay, now I will have to worry about possible side-effects from drug, and I didn't even need it". And then I woke up and rushed to bathroom, relieved.

No. 2221563

>>2219179
Lucky nonna!

No. 2224363

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Last night I dreamt that I was watching a bunch of old ladies beat the shit out of each other.

No. 2224364

>>2219205
Ngl this could have been an actual episode.

No. 2224392

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I had a dream where, after a series of loosely related events, my sister got trapped in a magic mirror, Gravity Falls-style, and to get her out of there, I had to put back together all its pieces. I didn't care that it'd take me months, I had some chocolates in my pockets in case I got hungry (probably because I've bought snacks before pulling all-nighters at work IRL).

My brain forgot about that quest when I realized that I basically got trapped behind some walls. Someone sent a Terminator to destroy a wall to get me out of there, but I got so scared that I subconsciously turned the Terminator into a sexy, young, fully naked, semi-long-haired, mute Arnold Schwarzenegger who, for some reason, got lightly sprayed with hoses by a couple of men whose only job was to make him wet. So Arnold was clean, naked, and wet, and then he gave me a big hug, which felt really nice, as his skin was damp and smooth and cool to the touch, as if he had just showered.

I have a knack for avoiding nightmares and turning scary dream scenarios into horny scenarios.

No. 2224449

>>2224392
This has got to be some kind of superpower. Teach us nonna kek

No. 2224962

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Don’t know if I was really dreaming because this was sort of “in between dreaming and being awake” but I kept waking up and falling asleep this morning and in between one of them I was thinking existentially and had some weird dream where I was told AI would cause some kind of ripping the universe apart where I saw rifts of light tear in it. I also didn’t feel like I was doing this as an internal monologue and felt like it was someone else (God?) or something speaking to me. Weirdly enough I remember being Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia in this dream. Then I didn’t wake up but still had my eyes close and imagined Anne falling in this void, this felt like less of a dream because I was actually aware this part wasn’t real and I was more awake. All things considered it was probably just a manifestation of existential anxiety plus I was watching Amphibia on Disney the other day cuz I loved the show when it was still airing and watched the clip where (spoilers) she dies and meets what is basically God in that universe also I think about AI and what would happen if humans achieved some kind of Sci-Fi immortality a lot lately and have thought “what if it causes a spiritual paradox and rips the universe apart” so this was probably just sleep paralysis or some shit but it still felt insane and I feel like a crazy person describing it but I just had to get this off my chest

No. 2225485

>>1570136
What a beautiful moment, to re-experience being with a loved cat who passed away, even for a moment.

Before I share my dream, for context: my 2 cats passed away from cancer, the younger unexpectedly before the older cat. For a while, I was caring for the older cat with cancer and assumed I would have more time with my younger cat. I brought my younger cat to a vet appointment, but the scrote vet didnt even mention the possibility of cancer. So all that time, because the scrote vet misdiagnosed my younger cat, my younger cat suffered in silence and pain, not much attention beyond food and water, while my younger cat was there for me and my oldest cat through difficult times. I wrongly assumed my oldest cat would pass away soon, so my older cat is where my attention went.

Okay, now the dream I had was this: both cats were alive and with me, and my oldest cat was being a sweet baby, getting attention. I actually felt happy like I havent in a long time. But my younger cat was out of my vision, even though I could simply look slightly to my left and see her, but I kept putting off seeing her. I ignored my youngest cat for at least the 2nd time in my dreams. My feelings were to only focus on the happy oldest cat, and avoid addressing my guilt and shame and sadness toward my younger cat.

I feel terrible, guilty, and like I betrayed my youngest cat yet again. I wish I could make it up to her.

No. 2227363

I encountered a weird robot teddy bear who's only purpose was to nitpick appearances and it pissed me off so bad i tickled it until it started to be nice. I wonder if this works irl?

No. 2228776

kek this one’s hilarious; whenever i wake up & remember my dream i quickly type it down in the notes app, i recommend nonas

>i was looking through an old photo album with my twin sister (my irl twin)

>we see gay porn, and samuel l jackson is in the background of the pic
>i check the rest of the album while she does smth else
>after a while i tell her theres no porn except for that one pic
>she turns into a mini gandhi, like gandhi as a child and gets mad and asks if thats “all i was looking for” implying im a perv
>she starts kicking me and fighting for insulting gandhi even though i haven’t said anything
>i fight my sister/gandhi off of me
>theres a gandhi stan in the cupboard where i’m trying to find another photo album
>we start to fight but it’s too cramped
>dream ends
fucking kek

No. 2229414

>>2228776
Kek thank you for the recap

No. 2231506

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Dreamed that I befriended him and we slowly got closer and closer, and at some point we were hugging and touching and kissing (not on the lips though). it was so sweet, I miss it already.

No. 2231574

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I scared the shit out of my mum this morning because of the dream I had kek. I dreamt that I had a child brother who ran away in the night, and we found him behind a church (I think? It looked like one) holding a little black dog. I was like "well we can't just leave the dog here" and picked it up so I could carry it home myself. Once we got home, I took the dog to my room, climbed in bed while I was still holding it…and then I woke up with the dog very much missing and was confused as hell. Cue me running disoriented into the hallway going "??? WHERE HAS THE DOG GONE???" kek

No. 2231598

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Once I dreamt that I was back in my childhood house (I was also a kid again), went downstairs like normal, but the bottom floor was absolutely COVERED in kittens. Like, so covered you couldn't see the floor. I distinctly remember that most of them were orange but there were a few which were, like, bright purple and other such unnatural colours. I somehow managed to get to the living room and found my whole extended family there, happily informing me that they'd bought some extra pets for the household (no shit.) In the dream I was happy to see all the kittens but I still knew this wasn't a practical arrangement, so I gave them a pep talk like "come on, we can't keep ALL of them" which somehow evolved into "we need to put the kittens away, let's get them back into the Box." There was a cartoonishly huge cardboard box in the middle of the room where I guess the kittens were spawning. My family was a bit sad about this and I was like "don't worry, we can take them out some other time if they take turns" and then I woke up kek

No. 2231688

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I dreamed of a woman named "Jessica Nielsen", or something along those lines (her first name definitely started with a J, and the last name sounded very German/Scandinavian?)

She was attacked by a murder of crows while hiking with her husband. I remember seeing (and feeling?) her injuries vividly. She was bleeding from her skull and was rushed to the hospital. She died after a few days.

Apparently, she was an important and beloved member of her community, maybe a writer or a journalist. I remember many people mourning her. She didn't have children and was about 35 years old.

The dream was SO vivid and painful to me, I woke up nauseous around 2AM and immediately googled "woman attacked by crows" and "Jessica Nielsen" but found nothing that seemed to match.

I'm curious to see what nonnies think of it.

No. 2231697

>>2231688
Just a dream

No. 2235678

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i just woke up from this one 5 minutes ago. it’s 5am
>the memory is fading as i type kek
>i am a mid 20s, i can recall walking behind some busy woman walking 3 dogs, twins in a stroller from a baby daddy, and her boyfriend who she discovered is married
>this is all announced in my head, exactly like a movie trailer
>im suddenly in a coffee/ice cream shop and there’s a customer laying dead on the floor
>the scenario is presented as real life but when interacting with the other ppl in the dream i can tell that this is some acting rehearsal
>can distinctly remember that the “dead” customer had ice cream all over her neck as if it was blood
>i checked her pulse and despite clearly seeing her move, i look up at another woman (my coworker(?) and declare that she’s dead while saying to her “you didn’t even bother to check correctly”
>while this customer is “dead” i and another coworker are holding glasses with wine(idk) in them, everytime i look away and look back the glasses change shape and morph into some AI nightmare,
>me and this coworker cannot stop giggling about it
>i woke up slightly smiling and sort of laughing

No. 2250961

I had a dream like 2 days ago about a woman who worked with Dan Schneider making an an hour documentary-ish video exposing him. I don't know if I even realized it wasn't real until after I woke up from another dream about him (and other stuff but I can't exactly remember what now). I literally kept thinking that I was interested in what might be in the video, but I also don't want to watch it because I don't want to be upset and disturbed. The dream I had this morning was about me having a husband and two kids, and me telling them that we were going to an IHOP owned by Dan, and that we needed to be careful because he might try to kill us. I was literally telling the kids to cover themselves in a bullet-proof blanket. Also, earlier in the dream I dreamt of someone wanting to shoot up a movie theater. Which is concerning because I want to go see a movie next month…. Anyway, I hope weirdo hollywood exploitators stop appearing in my dreams.

No. 2251019

I dreamt of a creature that looked like a hybrid between a lynx, a siamese cat, and a pug
It had the body, size, and markings of a siamese, ears and main fur colour of a lynx, and face of a pug
It was friendly and energetic, it looked both elegant and silly

No. 2251026

Had a dream a while back about walking to an ice cream stand with nothing around it and it looked like a storm was coming. A lady in a blue dress was holding a baby and she handed the baby to me as the storm got worse. Then I had to go to a bunker and when some unnamed voices showed me the bunker it was a crawl space. I was complaining about what I was gonna do with the baby. The end. Lol

No. 2251659

I had tons of dreams last night, the highlights are I got to duet and improv in piano with Diamanda Galás, and I had sex with my husbando.

No. 2251862

>>2251659
>got to duet with diamanda galas
absolute gigastacy dream

No. 2270603

Today I dreamed lolcow had a dating site called love.farm and it got shut down after a week

No. 2270756


No. 2270940

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another teeth dream bros… in this one i just remember looking in the mirror and seeing that all of my teeth had been worn down to bloody little nubs from me grinding my teeth so much, and i was just crying and trying to call the dentist but my bathroom was like the weird alternate dimension in cat in the hat and the phone (an old landline) kept transforming into useless objects

No. 2279721

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I had a very weird dream, I moved to a new mansion with family. We are in the driveway and we hear a noise and send my little niece to go check it out, she runs to open the front door, and then looks and comes back to us, "It was a horse" The mansion is a bit run down and dusty, but we all got a good deal on it and the lights and water work and it's otherwise huge and a nice place so we get settled in. And I do a photoshoot for my sister and her bf, they also moved in, Later I go on a weird website for weaboos with fetishes like fetlife or something, and I see the photos I took of my sister's bf on there, We let the horse stay there, because it's kind of cool to have an animal in the house, the dream cuts to me making out with a qt (that is like the same height as me) lightskin black dude who reminds me of Prince in the mansion, we're pressed up against a wall, rubbing up on eachother, talking in between swallowing eachother, He tells me he can't come with me later when I leave the mansion, I ask why and then he tells me he's actually a shapeshifter spirit and insists not evil, but he is a mischevious trickster and his default form is the horse. Unfprtunately I woke up before I rode that horse cock in that dream. I just had a flashback memory to all the times the horse was walking around the house, not saying a word. And then I was making out with it.

No. 2282005

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I had a dream the other night that I posted a vent with an anime pic and got made fun of by other nonnys for liking anime. I tried to defend myself by saying that I use LC so of course I am a loser who likes anime what is their problem. But they wouldn’t listen to me and said I was ruining site culture and I ended up getting banned for being a personalityfag since I was the only person who liked anime on LC anymore.

No. 2284039

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Had an absolutely insane dream where nonnies were in an auditorium where they were watching a Japanese game show some nonnies were participating in and I was one of them. It was a torture kind of show, I had to go through many nasty things (I only remember being branded in particular) and I was then wrapped up in a straitjacket almost and had to not snap at the moids around me. I broke free somehow and started to use whatever was around me as a weapon against them, it was very gory. Then I got out of the game show (I was unscathed now) somehow and wandered around until I found said auditorium, sat down and scrolled back on the thread to read what nonnies had posted about me (because despite being in an auditorium there was still a thread being posted on)
Pic unrel.

No. 2291207

I just had a dream that there was a reptile fight in the movie room. Not that the anons were fighting over reptiles, but reptiles were in the room fighting. There was bearded dragons and snakes bodyslamming eachother in the chat box and across the video box (again, not like a video was playing, but as if the reptiles were a part of the screen). Everyone in the chat was going crazy. I was desperately trying to stop it.

No. 2291775

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I had a dream that I was ratsitting this man's three male rats. They were very sweet and attentive little rats, and the alpha leader rat was a very lean, muscular brown rat with white spots. Then he became a very handsome human male, and I went to feed him a small portion of a basil leaf, then I laughed and went "Oh haha I forgot you're a human now… here" and hand fed him a whole basil leaf and he ate it like a rat.

No. 2291802

>>2291775
Nonna I know this is retarded of me, but reading this just made me so happy kek. Glad you had a good dream

No. 2291811

>>2291775
>>2291802
it's not retarded and you should say it, it made me smile too

No. 2292454

I dreamt there was a gas station attendant who was being rude to my mother, so I murdered her and when I went to bury her body in the woods I found one of my old classmates buried there already? Does this mean he’s dead?

No. 2292537

>>2292454
fuck maybe you should go check

No. 2292547

>>2291207
this is hilarious. the gecko anon penetrated your subconscious

No. 2293557

I had a nightmare about Mr beast and now he is an entity of evil for me

No. 2293565

>>2292547
that's actually me. There were geckos in the dream but I didn't mention it because I thought it would make me recognizable…

No. 2293652

Had a dream where I told off my mother. It's not worth it to do it irl, I don't even talk to her anymore. Felt satisfying though, like I got a lot off my chest.

No. 2293660

>>2291775
did you want to fuck the rat?

No. 2293666

>>2291802
>>2291811
These responses are so funny because I wasn't expecting any responses at all
>>2293660
Not the rat but the man-rat, sure. His rat form was so cute, though. I miss owning rats.

No. 2293764

Had a dream my parents got back together after like 20 years and was helping them move in together and it was really nice.

No. 2293770

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I fingered myself while crying, then took a depression nap at 2:30pm during work hours and dreamed i was using a babydoll's arm as a dildo.

No. 2294123

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I dreamt I went to the right dude's appartment and he made me really good spaghetti, then the one on the left said "wait a minute I have to take my wig off!". It caught me off guard so bad and then I did the dishes and took my bike back home.

No. 2294194

I had a dream we made a 90s-2000s celebricows thread on lolcow. I wish this was real, gossiping about people like Courtney Love and Vincent Gallo with nonas would be so choice.

No. 2294289

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Celebricows was seething because ET married its nigel, a Xenomorph

No. 2296662

I had a dream that someone got an integration ban for using an accented ė instead of a regular e and anons were outraged. Also had a separate dream that my pet had an unusually long nose.

No. 2296929

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Beavis and Butthead yaoi thread on /m/

No. 2296966

>>2293565
OH lmao. somehow this makes it even funnier

No. 2307506

I dreamt I tongue kissed my friend and then went to syria for no reason.

No. 2307511

>>2307506
You jihad me there nona, nice one

No. 2307648

>>1553987
once had a dream my ex i have not seen in 5 years offered me a treesom with her new bf

No. 2307658

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>>2307648
>treesom
When we said love the trees we didnt meant it like that

No. 2307777

I had a dream I was travelling in a work group and my mom (who is not pregnant irl) was about to give birth, at the hotel like a sim. She said I could help name the baby, it was a girl. I said she should name her Angeline. She then disappeared and later I saw a tiktok she posted where she was saying she's homeless with a baby and living in her car, she was breastfeeding while driving the baby. It made me worried also the car was from the 1920s or something it looked super old and small. And then I was in a mall dressing room and got a call from my bf, the song "Mary on a cross"by Ghost was playing and he said that that song reminded him of me I was like aww and he was like yeah all the hot girls here sing it. wtf. so i get picked up by him and we are headed to a party that is behind an abandoned grey dilapidated building.

No. 2308395

I just met this girl and we clicked and we started cuddling and she told me she had to get both her legs amputated…then it shifts to me getting angry and overwhelmed at someone else and I crouch down and have trouble breathing and I just wanted to find my phone before going away. Laboured breathing happens too many times in my dreams I hate it.

No. 2308665

I don't remember my dream from last night but I remember I was playing the piano really well and waking up pissed me off because I don't actually know how to play any instrument irl.

No. 2308723

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had a very long and vivid dream last night where i held a casual party for people at my apartment, and the attendees were mostly old nursing school classmates (which would never happen bcus i'd be glad to never see those ppl ever again) but the unfun-for-me, fun-for-everyone-else party clears out and i start cleaning up. THEN i get a text from one of them that was like "KEEP YOUR DOOR OPEN, COMING BACK RIGHT NOW" so of course i go to the door and anxiously wait bcus it sounds like something bad happened and they're coming back because they're unsafe? so they stroll back in and eventually are like "yeah we just had nowhere to stay" and they weren't rude per se but def not acting like people that you've let stay the night out of the goodness of your heart. they start picking up my stuff and looking at it and asking questions about innocuous shit like body lotion. they were still treating me like an weirdo outsider IN MY OWN HOME wtf. for some reason, the fact that there were 12 of them was repeated a lot. just a really strange and kinda out of nowhere dream

No. 2308855

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I was in an underground maze with a bunch of people doing some kind of hunger games thing. There were 10 dragons in the maze and depending on if they liked your vibe they would attack you or be your friend. One extremly long brown dragon chased me around while i was trying to solve the maze and eventually i got into the middle of the maze with a giant tentacle monster thing holding some of the people in the tentacles.

No. 2311684

dreaming about killing myself every night

No. 2313966

Just had a dream where my ear IS AN ASSHOLE. It bled and prolapsed while shitting out a substance in described in the dream as "something between minced meat and poop." I enjoyed the sensation of it coming out though it wasn't scary. I asked AI on my phone to explain it and it was fairly spot on about my emotional state.

No. 2314069

Had a weird dream that my friends took me to a talent show that ended up being a premiere of a new Beatles film and then halfway through the film it turned into a zombie film and suddenly I was in the film running around with Paul and John and yes Yoko was obviously a zombie chasing us and then I got scared and was back to me being in the audience and I left the the theatre without telling anyway because I was so scared and then I couldn't remember where I parked my car so in my dream I thought I can't be fucking bothered with this shit anymore so I woke up lol

No. 2314072

>>2313966
New surreal "horror" french movie idea

No. 2316602

I never have dreams but if I do they’re very abstract with people who don’t exist or people who I don’t know irl. Well lately my dreams have changed completely and have shifted to being about this specific guy who is interested in me. It feels like he hijacked my sleep & dreams because every night I meet him in my sleep. It’s so fucking weird. I used to dream about pigs at gas stations and other weird stuff and now I’m literally meeting someone irl in my dreams. Has this ever happened to anyone else?

No. 2316612

Someone very close to me died recently and I keep dreaming about him. The weirdest part is that I had a dream about him the day I found out he died, right before I got the news I had just woken up from a dream about him leading me to a rose garden.

Recently I also dreamt that I was able to hold my (also dead) best friend, but he was a child in the dream, and I held him so close and wanted nothing more than to protect him. In the dream he looked me in the eyes and told me it was a sign. Then I woke up.

Hard not to read too much into some of these things even if I'm not the most religious person. I wish I could fully believe in some kind of afterlife or spiritual presence without feeling like I'm crazy.

No. 2316632

Anons in the celebricows thread posted the debut of a new singer. She was called "Sweeper" and they were having an INTENSE fight about whether she was the best or worst vocalist who ever lived. I was reading it like "??? Sweeper?? What kind of name is that" but nobody answered my question. The thread kept switching between a room full of anons as people that I could speak to face-to-face, and just the usual desktop site. Anyway, it didn't take long for Sweeper fever to "sweep" the entirety of lolcow. A containment thread was made but it quickly turned into MANY threads, there were banners made about her, a Sweeper theme was made (it was actually very cute too kek) and even the jannies were telling the haters to kill themselves. Suddenly, the dream changed to a room again and QUEEN SWEEPER HERSELF came storming through the door demanding to know why we were talking shit about her. I was stunned!! All the anons at the table were like "nooo, Sweeper, we love you here!" but she was enraged and started getting into a full-on fisticuffs battle with the haters. I was panicking and desperately trying to stop it. The dream ended just as Sweeper pushed a bunch of anons down the stairs.

I think the funniest part is that she kind of looked like Shayna with bright green hair.



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