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No. 1291989

Share stories about your freak neighbors

No. 1291992

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Less story more vent. I fucking hate smokers who do not understand that not everybody is ok with the stench emitting from your habit? Motherfuckers downstairs do not understand that our lease says NO SMOKING on the premise yet still allow their shitty family to smoke directly under my balcony. This is the second time I've reported them and I'm hoping it truly does stop. My cat has bad asthma and I want to go outside without having to flee because it smells unbearable. These are 500 sq ft units with multiple people living in them could you PLEASE at least keep your cigarettes away form the fucking windows and doors?? Your goddamn baby and the dogs next door are enough to deal with. Covid severely fucked up our city's rent and now nobody can afford to move out of these shitty apartments. At least there seems to be no more audible abuse happening from all sides? And I have a full-time job now instead of being cooped up inside and witnessing all the neighbors' chaotic lives. I hate living in apartments goddammit. I hate my white trash neighbors.

No. 1291997

This thread is perfect to rant about the single mom that lives with her five kids in my apartment building. She also has several pets. When she moved here she was with this stoner dude that used to smoke every evening, resulting in my apartment to smell like weed because I live above them. They were strange from the get go because she went around to ask people in the apartment buildings to lent her kitchen devices, just to return them unwashed and dirty. Things started to get weird after some time here because of them. They were several attempts of trying to break into each basements and walking around the building at like 3 am (this place has an elevator, so hear it going up and down in the middle of the night). At some point there started to be fights between said mum and stoner dad, which always resulted in the police being called because it was this loud. Guy was thrown out the flat but ALWAYS returned shorty after, ever since rinse and repeat. And every time this guy is here, strange things happen. One time the dude was hanging around as well and it was also around the time when somebody broke into the flat across them, which is an old grandpa that went to a short trip with his friend. Several kitchen devices were stolen. They couldn't find any traces of who it was but I found it suspicious that it was said mum that found the place open. Then not so long ago I heard some fighting again, this time I called the police because it was late and I wanted to go to bed. Police arrived, dude left, then returned a few days later, she let him back and fought again, resulting in police being called for idk what time now. I only saw him being guided out buy the police with some stuff of his and it's been days since I saw him for the last time. It is prob just a matter of time until he is back. I still wonder how the kids stay with them, I've heard that three of the five kids are adopted and instead of going for a walk with the dogs, they just let them piss around the house. I hate this people, by my landlord is too much of a doormat to do something against them as well ugh.

Another neighbour that also pisses me off is this old dude living in this area that I do not see, but I hear him coughing like crazy several times a day. This goes on since YEARS and it happens all day long, even in the middle of the night or the early morning ours. Like he coughs for at least 30 mins straight.

No. 1292007

I moved somewhere else 4 years and a half ago with the rest of my family but my previous neighbors from the apartment right above mine were super noisy. The teenage daughter and the mom would occasionally have huge arguments (I don't think there was any abuse though, I hope I'm right). The mom and her guy (husband? boyfriend?) had their room right above mine and were having the loudest sex I've ever heard in my life. To this day I have no idea how their vocal chords could handle this.

The most disturbing thing was when one afternoon I kept my window opened after tidying up and cleaning everything to get some fresh air. The daughter was listening this this godawful song nonstop for several hours with the window opened too so the only way to not hear it was to wear earphones, so I did that and listened to some anime songs out of nostalgia. At some point I listened to the Paradise Kiss opening song several times in a row because I like it. I then turned off the sound and did some stuff away from my computer but I could still hear the song. I thought I messed up something, maybe the song was still on loop after I removed the earphones, right? Nope, the stupid bitch of a neighbor decided to listen to the same fucking song at the same time as me for some reason. It made me a bit paranoid for a few days and I was wondering if someone up there managed to somehow have access to my internet history or something because it was too big of a coincidence to be normal.

No. 1292009

>>1292007
She just liked the song.

No. 1292011

>>1291997
Smokers cough no doubt. I'm pretty sure the girl below me quit smoking but she might be smoking at her mom's house or even vaping now becasue I still hear her hacking her lungs out below me almost every day. Just before she quit she would have multiple episodes like the ones you're describing. Also stoner dude is definitely involved in drug crime with those break ins and weird behavior. It sucks so much to witness that kind of shit when your home should feel safe and serene.

No. 1292015

My apartment door has a big gap between the floor enough that a small dog’s snout can fit through. My retarded neighbors who let their dog come bark, growl, try to bite and rile up mine through the door are finally stopping after nearly one year because my dog finally managed to bit the other’s snout and make it scream. Fucking dumbasses. My dog has a red bite scratch near his nose but by the “oh noooo!” I heard through the door the other dog got a probably worse one. That was two days ago and I now hear the dog barking and growling being walked down the hall so still riling mine up, but FINALLY not getting close enough anymore to be extra annoying. Jfc.

No. 1292016

>>1292007
I’ve googled the lyrics of songs I’ve liked that my neighbors would play a bit too loud.

No. 1292018

She's not really my neighbor, but she lives on the 1st floor, like directly across from the lobby entry, and I live on the 7th.
She's in her 60's I believe and very obese, she gets around on a wheelchair, and she's missing both her feet.
now the problem
SHE SMELLS
it's not a normal smell. her apartment is so dirty that hazmat people have been sent to clean it up. her door is covered with flies, and if you even walk by her end of the hallway to take the stairs and not the elevator, you'll find yourself gagging and dry heaving. sometimes it's so bad that people just walking into the building will smell it all the way from the lobby and cover their noses.
She also sometimes leaves her diapers around the lobby because that's where she goes to gossip with her old lady friends. I would literally commit suicide if I brought somebody important back to my apartment and they stepped in one of her shitty adult diapers. I am not exaggerating.
My mom also came over one day and saw a mouse trying to get out via the window but it couldn't and she even took a picture.
I complained and asked people who work for the apartment (?) why she's allowed to stay here, and they said she has threatened to sue for discrimination and that she has lawyers.

No. 1292020

>>1292009
It's very unlikely that a teenage girl who exclusively listens to horrible French rap would even know what Paradise Kiss is to begin with though.

No. 1292023

>>1292018
Could you possible write to an agency about the unit being a health violation? This lady's unit sounds like a fucking biohazard especially since it's not contained to her fucking room wtf.

No. 1292024

>>1292018
same anon
I am actually considering just buying a van and moving into that for good. the shitty old lady + the ghetto mom who lives above me and lets her kids bounce a basketball at 11pm are driving me insane. I hate apartment living so fucking much, I'll just become one of those vanlife hippies.
>>1292023
my mom said she contacted the department of health but nothing happened. I might try myself though, because she could have just contacted the wrong people. What a pain in the ass this is lol

No. 1292029

I've been hearing a moid screaming at a woman for three days straight in the building in front of mine. He's saying she's a huge slut, he's taking care of her two kids and she's such a slut and don't act like a mother at all, he's ashamed of her, her mother is also a fucking slut, blahblahblah. The disgusting moid is so vulgar and screams at the top of his lungs, i never hear the woman's voice even though they're arguing for hours. Not gonna lie, she sounds like trash indeed, goes around sucking random scrotes dicks if i understood completely, but the way he screams at her? Girl run and be a dumb slut somewhere else, i don't know. The moid is even saying to her "go back to your mother's appartment", and honestly he has a point. How can human beings live in such a tense climat, he's fed up because she's a slut, she's getting screamed at everyday, what the fuck just leave each other and move on i can't deal with hearing your vulgar shit every night.

I'm shocked how shameless he is screaming such vulgar words everyone around can hear, but today i caught a glimpse of his face and of course it's a north african muslim. They're always so incredibly vulgar where i live it's insane.

No. 1292035

>>1292011
It especially sucks because this apartment building felt really save before. Sure, it isn't pretty but rent is cheap compared what you would find otherwise in this area. Then these moved in and everything changed. I also forgot to mention that they love to let the fron basement door open, which leads to the parking lot. This allows everybody to come in without a key. This wasn't a problem before as well, since everybody else closes both doors behind them. This guy is def selling drugs, I recall one of my neighbours screaming outside at somebody like "Nobody is selling drugs here! I will call the police if you do not disappear" at somebody who was luring around the dark parking lot in the middle of the night and sat there in his car without reason. Another thing that really freaked me out was one late night last year around christmas when I've heard something right in front my apartment door. I had some door decoration, which you could clearly hear move against the door. It was late in the night since I was about to got to bed. So somebody was def there at the moment and ever since I double lock my door, which I haven't done before. Sad.

>>1292007
What a shitty song, holy shit.

>>1292018
Absolutely disgusting, sounds like the perfect candidate for the show Hoarders.

No. 1292038

>>1292015
Get a draft stopper.

No. 1292048

>>1292041
Sorry I thought it would help you muffle the sound in your own apt and prevent you from hearing it as loudly

No. 1292075

>>1292029
Please call the emergency services or somebody for a wellness check when this happens. I wish I did when this awful girl was screaming at her boyfriend. Same situation, I would NEVER hear him speak loudly or anything but it seemed like he might have been doing something to piss her off but it did not warrant her screaming like a wild animal. She finally left him after months of this and he looks so much more peace. Maybe this lady needs a wake up call to just fucking leave him if she really doesn't care about the kids anyways, shitty as it is.
>>1292024
I know, I'm this much closer to being driven out to the countryside. I don;t even talk to anyone, at least I could go outside and it would be quiet. Hope it gets better for you soon.

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>>1292075
yeah
buying a house isn't an option, they're so expensive, and the cheapest houses are in the most dodgy areas.
van or rv living seems like freedom if you don't want to be in a suburban hellscape or apartment building.
I've been looking at this site
https://vanlifetrader.com/
although people would probably consider me homeless if I do this … it's better than living with jabba the hutt

No. 1292096

My neighbours are from inner city Dublin, Sheriff street to be exact, and they moved out to a town close to the city and I swear to christ they're the worst Dublin stereotypes all packed into a house. The wife is a slag with about 4 kids from 6 different dads, idk how that works but she managed to do it. The husband is noisy but otherwise friendly except for when hes getting slapped around by the wife. There's like 3 other adults in there who just never leave the house, and their kids just scream in their garden all day and cannot my dogs. I can't wait until God erases the mistake

No. 1292108

I can't tell if my neighbor is living with her brother or boyfriend

No. 1292127

>>1292108
Why not both

No. 1292170

>>1292108
Kek holy shit. This reminds me of how there have been 3 times that people thought my bf was my younger brother.

No. 1292199

>>1292075
You're right, maybe i should call the police and tell them it's a nuisance for everyone around + have them check on the woman and most importantly the kids in the middle of this. I don't think he's hitting her (yet), but what do i know, i don't live with them. Anyway this is a situation both of them need to get out of, i can't imagine the stress it puts on your mind to live like that, for both of them and oh my god i hope the kids aren't there when he screams like that.

About living in the countryside, i agree with you and >>1292088, living in a van does sound appealing, as i'm too poor to own a house. The big issue i have with it is that i need a good internet connexion to be happy, kek. I need to be able to use my PC to download and play video games or i'm going insane, this is my only escapism. Plus i have my two cats that i love deeply and i'd fear they would get lost or something even worse with this kind of lifestyle.

No. 1292201

>>1292108
had a similar case with a couple down the street I grew up on. turned out they were step-siblings. kinda weird imo but then again this is Alabama.

No. 1292216

>>1292199
Having a game plan for when it happens next is good. I know I'm not going to hesitate next time my downstairs neighbors are fighting. It sucked so bad last time because I didn't even know that her boyfriend was home I thought she was just crying by herself. I don't want that on my shoulders again.
I also have a kitty and need internet to torrent movies so country living might not be totally ideal. Plus I'm brown and have piercings and don't shave so idk how current small town people would treat me.

No. 1292242

>>1292199
tbh, I don't think internet would be an issue as long as you don't go too far off the grid, a lot of vanlife seems to be just living in parking lots and campgrounds
my plan was to just use solar power plus my phone plan (with internet that connects to my laptop), but a whole gaming setup would prob require more thought and planning, but i'm sure it's doable. there's a ton of youtube videos covering this

No. 1292250

These assholes whose life is so shit they have to take it out on the rest of us
>the mothers love gossiping and making shit up about all the neighbors they don't like, they loudly talk shit about you when you're around just so you're aware that they hate you, they'll find any excuse to start a fight, the whole family is addicted to conflict
>tried to shame my cousin (when she lived with us) for bringing her boyfriend home while my parents were here and setting a "bad example", while their daughters got pregnant in their teens and their boyfriends moved in with them (lol)
>alcoholic scrote husband and sons
>the family constantly burned trash in an empty lot that is right in front of us (they rarely do it now)
>for years, they would throw parties and constantly blast their shitty unbearable music at an unbearable volume until the early hours of the morning, sometimes even on work days (they have a huge-ass speaker and they're almost in front of our house so we were affected more than others but the noise would reach several blocks away)
>they own several free roaming dogs that they don't give a shit about, including a pitbull (which they used to actually look after and keep indoors, but now is outside with the other dogs and eating from the trash) and a couple of doodle dogs covered in mud, one of which is limping (though I haven't seen that one around lately, I think it died)
>one of their dogs bit my leg once when I was walking home, so they killed it
The only reason they don't openly and directly disrespect us is because we don't react to their provocation and refuse to stoop to their level, unlike the unfortunate neighbors who live right next to them

No. 1292276

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I'm graced with a neighbourhood that LOVES to play loud music during the weekend and on working days. Like right now, it's been quiet all day long but it's almost 11pm and somebody decided to play some shitty ass music. I guess not much sleep for me today, bc I can even hear the music when I have the windows closed. Sometimes some play loud music in the morning hours like 7 am while they clean their balcony or clean up their garage at 4am on sunday.

No. 1292385

>>1292276
I never understood why people like to blast music instead listening to it on their headhones or something, it sounds so much better that way

No. 1292401

Mine constantly move the furniture around and I hear it scraping on the floor through the wall.

No. 1292577

Posting not my neighbor hate but my friend’s (irrational) neighbor hate.
They live in a downstairs apartment and I go over every other weekend to hang out.
She vented to me about how the upstairs people are so loud. She made it sound legitimately unbearable, though all the times I’ve visited so far, I hadn’t heard anything really. (She and her bf had only just moved into this new place)

Like a month later I go over again and the upstairs neighbor was home because I could hear them walking across their floor. My friend got mad and just rolled her eyes.

I was like….they’re literally just walking around normally living their life? Maybe calm tf down? It was awkward.

No. 1292588

>>1292577
I had to move into an apartment because my townhomes were being destroyed for luxury high rise apartments with 6 month notice smh. I had a girl that would workout above me blast shitty basic white girl music and my ceiling would bow from her jumping I could’ve swore she was gonna fall through lmao. It was crazy but I never gave a fuck idk how you can get mad when you live in an apartment everyone hears everything

No. 1292647

The woman who lives above me is FAT
i couldn't make such a heavy footfall even if i was jumping up and down. for fuck's sake go on a diet, every footstep it sounds like she's dropping a bowling ball on the floor. fatties should have to live in the basement, this is inhumane

No. 1292730

My neigbours cooking stinks horribly to the point where it makes me gag, I complained about them on lolcow numerous times. Each time they cook I have to quickly close the windows and light up an incense stick and try to stop myself from vomiting.
I HATE them oh so very passionately
It should be forbidden by some law to stink up your neighbourhood, it's such antisocial behaviour.
I have long stopped wondering what the hell is it they're cooking. Shit-stuffed devil's innards as far as I can tell.

No. 1292733

>>1292016
I think anon was listening to the song with earphones on, so there's no way that the neighbor could've heard the lyrics or known what song she was listening to without spying on her in some way.

No. 1292736

>>1292385
NAYRT but holy shit why can't people realize how shitty and distorted music sounds when played at too high volumes that their speakers can't handle? I wonder if they do it on purpose just to piss other people off, there's no way anyone can enjoy their favorite music like that

No. 1292739

Just saw our upstairs neighbour bringing in some huge musical instrument he bought, help

No. 1292743

>>1292733
Yes, I always use earphones because I live with my family and when I was a kid my sisters and I shared the same room so it became a habit. Which is exactly why I thought like you did and wondered if she had some way of knowing what I was doing on my laptop in general.

No. 1292834

My neighbors are unpleasant troglodytes who leave their garbage everywhere and own a nasty little sewer rat that never stops yapping and growls if anyone else gets near it (I swear none of them ever walk it, they just yell at it to shut up - often they just leave it entirely alone for hours at a time, causing it to literally SCREAM its stupid little head off like a fox having its legs pulled off). There are three people living there, to my knowledge, as well as a teenage boy (who seems to be the most normal of the lot, alongside the one man who actually has a real job; I barely ever hear or see either of them) - there's a woman, who regularly throws a screaming fit over the tiniest problems and very loudly greets her idiot friends she has over CONSTANTLY (even during lockdown - overheard her theory that someone infected with covid can only ever infect one other person and that 5G spreads covid); they often go to the back garden to continue their shrill screechfest for hours at a time, sometimes into the night. The man who doesn't seem to have any job at all is a piece of shit stoner who stinks up half the street with his near constant smoking, always feels the need to speak as loudly as possible (especially when he decides to go out to the garden to call one of his retarded friends) and to top it off, he fucking screams and grunts like a spastic gorilla while playing a videogame with his window wide open so the whole neighborhood can hear him. It's become virtually impossible to just calmly exist in my garden or even the house itself (unfortunately I live in a terraced house with paper thin walls) because these cunts and their dog won't ever shut the fuck up or stop stinking the whole place up. Nobody else in the neighborhood seems to like them either - whenever there is some street-wide event, I can hear the woman very loudly bitch and whine about them not being invited

No. 1292838

One time I woke up in the middle of the night to have a sip of water, so I went into the kitchen and while I was there I witnessed the couple that used to live across my flat, chasing each other half naked on the middle of the empty street and idk I still think about this from time to time.

No. 1292848

I am expecting my own neighbors to post about me when they wake up… I accidentally dropped my vibrator on the floor last night and then got absolutely tangled in my blanket trying to grab it, fell out of the bed with a huge thunk all while the vibrator was basically beating on the floor at 2am. I am sorry neighbors, I am retarded, I am so sorry

No. 1292859

My neighbor to my left used to be normal but I think dementia got a hold of her. Also she is obsessed with my flowerbed. I've had to tell her not to weed it/touch it like 3 different times and she got real pissy about it. Pretty sure she gossiped about me to some neighbors because previously friendly ones started giving me the cold shoulder. Also she hates grass. She has pulled up the grass in front of my bricked flowerbed to create a strip of mud in front of it and when I told her not to she said it was showing the bricks better. She did the same to the grass alongside my backyard fence. Also she has complained to me about grass poking through from under my fence to her backyard patio.. when it had just been cut. Also she said the n word with a hard r in front of me once and I swear my eyes almost popped out of my head

No. 1292930

>>1292859
that's a little bizarre. what kind of building do you live in? is it like a townhouse or single standing home or what?

No. 1292944

>>1292930
She has her own two flowerbeds, I have my own two. It's townhouses

No. 1292975

I hate my right neighbors so much. Once they kept hitting their son while swearing and belittling him (I called the authorities as it was happening, nothing ever happened) and they threatened to shoot my dad. I wish their house would burn down and only the children and pets survived sorry for edgy

No. 1292981

I hate my neighbor so fucking much I wish I could call ICE on her insane violent boyfriend who blasts music all day and has threatened to kill my cat, but I live in a filthy degen libtard state so that wouldn't do anything

No. 1293050

Oh god this reminds me of the neighbours I had as a child, they were absolutely crazy family and I used to be friends with their youngest son who was this obese kid I went to school with, he was seriously mental and once pulled my skirt down in front of everyone at school, the neighbours even built a fence with a wooden gate in it so they can access our garden at any time without even asking, I remember we cooked sausages for dinner and we went into the kitchen to see the fat kid scoffing his face with them, like holy shit he actually went through the gate and into our house and ate our dinner
I started arguing with the fat kid because he kept stealing my things and bullying me, so my mum confronted the mum outside her house, and I swear I remember seeing her start throwing punches at my mother, my mum then grabbed a walking stick outside our house and started attacking her, they even called the police on us and they came knocking on our door, but we explained and nothing came from it. He was just such a bizarre kid as well, I used to visit his house a lot with three other male friends of mine who lived down the street (I was like 7) and to be frank they were all very bizarre, and I remember specifically one of them going under the bed sheets with me and teaching me how to kiss with tongue. he used to randomly come up to me and kiss me too
Years and years later I talked to my mum about how crazy our neighbours were and she mentioned a man called Craig, and I was like who tf is that, and she was "wdym? he was the older son next door" I have no recollection of the neighbours having an older son, and I remember hanging out there all the time, well it turns out this man called Craig who was in his 20's was a pedophile who molested his younger brother (fat kid) and all my male friends, and then everything started to make sense, it's so crazy to think that I have no memories of this man but I can with the rest of the family, luckily I don't think anything happened to me though.
I mentioned it to my brother and he told me he remembers my male friends (who were about 8 and 9) touching my vagina and shit, which I also don't remember.
I definitely don't think about it too much I just feel bad for my friends who were obviously treated terribly, and the effect this must of had on them, they were just copying the actions of what this man did to them

No. 1293056

when I was young, we had a horrible mean neighbour and my dad used to leave for work early at like 5am and the neighbour had these small bushes/shrubs planted in a line on his front garden near ours and my dad would lightly pull them up each day until they shrivelled and died

No. 1293093

There is a moid in my building who just SCREAMS and sometimes laughs really loudly and I can never tell what the fuck is going on. I'm not sure if he's watching a sports game or something or if he's just mentally ill- or maybe if it's a group of moids and they're playing a game or something together and that's why they're so loud. But the screaming is so incoherent so I really can't tell and I don't hear any other noise except occasional screaming or high-pitched laughing or some incoherent words. The screaming doesn't even bother me that much, but I just want to know what the fuck he's yelling about!
I also have an upstairs neighbor who moans really loudly during sex and I used to hear him all the time, but not recently. I'm guessing he's either moved out or gone for the summer. From what I've gathered, I think he's straight because sometimes I think I hear a girl talking to him (but never moaning lol) although I guess who knows.

No. 1293143

>>1293093
probably a league player

No. 1293181

>>1293093
It’s either a league player or a tard, so… likely both honestly

No. 1293233

this freaky older couple live down the hall from me and the man has been picked up by ambulances twice for ODing on opioids. they also smoke inside and it’s disgusting. the man also occasionally yells and shouts in his unit which you can hear in the hallway. this is a nice apartment building, i thought i moved away from the crack heads

No. 1293265

I don't hate my neighbors but I hate the screaming of their kids. I don't dislike kids at all I just hate the sound of them, at least they have a bedtime so I get to relax after 9 pm kek.

No. 1293355

>>1293265
Screaming kids instantly puts me on edge. Cant stand it. I can’t believe the children of our species just screams like they’re being murdered every 5 minutes. How did we survive? How did we crawl up out of the Stone Age without going extinct?

No. 1293362

>>1292859
She sounds insufferable and I hope she passes soon.

No. 1293562

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my downstairs neighbor was a chainsmoker who would smoke nonstop all day filling my apt with her stench. my home smelled like dive bar. then she of course got some kind of smoker bronchitis. i used to lay there seething wishing she would just die of smokeitis already. finally we confronted her and asked her to stop. idk what she did, she didnt quit smoking inside but somehow we no longer smelled it.
then she disappeared. her unit is still full of all her stuff but i haven't seen or heard (or smelled kek) her in months….anons did i kill her with the power of my mind?

No. 1293692

My upstairs neighbors are a pair of breeders who have never looked at a fucking condom in their lives because they are housing five children up in this little 2 bedroom 1 bathroom complex. They're also fat as fuck and they fee-fie-foe around the floor late into the night, causing a ruckus. A few months ago someone overflowed the entire bathroom there and it flooded our own through the ceiling light. Absolute pieces of shits with no sense of decorum. Stop letting the man cum inside you if you're too piss poor to afford a proper place for the litter of kids

No. 1293736

>>1293056
This made me lol among these stories of shitty ass apartment living, thanks nonnie's dad!

I hope you all get to move out soon, or that your awful neighbors do

No. 1293748

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My neighbors have shitty kids who grew up without proper supervision and no dads, and whose mothers clearly talk shit about their neighbors right in front of them so the kids knew who to hate and attack. They're the type who get really jelly and envious of their other neighbors and think their kids can never do wrong, it's always the other kids who are at fault and the adults should never ever tell their little crotchgoblins off.

>taking dog out for a walk

>lil shitheads clearly closely watching our schedule
>come out to throw stones
>we can't reprimand because their moms are Karens and would insinuate we were physically harming their precious kids and we could get arrested

>kids destroying the plants of my soft-spoken neighbor

>she comes out to reprimand them
>kids cry to Karen mom
>Karen marches toward neighbor's home, causes a scene
>soft-spoken neighbor ends up filing a statement w/ local captain
>Karen and kids basically told not to cause trouble or a case would be filed

>heavy rain

>water won't flow properly downstream through the canals because of some blockage
>ends up flooding the house beside ours, again (our residential area is shitty)
>rain stops, man comes out, inspects the water flow, identifies where the problem is
>he goes right to asshole neighbors and tells them to remove the blockage soon or else
>asshole grandma points fingers at us, "Anon's family did it! the blockage is on their side!"
>they talk very loudly
>cow watchers come out and rubberneck
>"w-we don't have money for repair work! we are poor! it's anon's family to blame!"
>saying this with a straight face while she has a huge son and throws expensive birthday parties for their shitty kids
>I get fed up and hire a laborer to do repair work on our canal
>man's wife offers to shoulder the costs for dredging asshole neighbors' canal for now
>next day, repair work exposes that there was no blockage on our side
>asshole neighbors had piled up hollow blocks in the canal right at the boundary of our properties
>cow watchers witness the reveal
>asshole grandma has a meltdown because they lost and ends up threatening my mom and the man's wife
>we install CCTVs for security
Some time after that the stone-throwing got so bad that we went and filed a record with the police regarding the kids. Also filed a joint agreement with another neighbor in the local captain's office basically telling the asshole neighbors if their kids act up again we're in the clear to call social services and that if anything bad happens to us they're to be blamed. Soon after that the kids were finally told to stop harassing others and eventually they returned back to their shithole and it's more peaceful now, though with school returning to the old normal I fear the kids would return and they'd be meaner since the family nurses grudges.

No. 1293888

>>1293093
Had this same situation and eventually figured out he was a moid screaming about the fucking Denver Broncos everytime they played a stupid game. Not even an important game, ANY game at all. He was generally silent EXCEPT when the Broncos played and I figured it out by checking the Broncos score whenever he would scream into oblivion. I hope he was betting serious money on it because no one should scream like that over a sports team otherwise. I don't care about football at all but to this day I am so happy when the Broncos lose.

No. 1293919

>>1293748
I would literally lose my mind. My blood pressure spiked reading this.

No. 1293998

Oh I love this thread.

I lived on my own in an apartment for a year and had a downstairs single mom neighbour who infuriated me. We got off on the wrong foot because the numbers of our apartment doors were changed shortly before I moved in, which meant things like setting up bills and internet were a nightmare. To explain it, her number was now 1, and mine was 2, but hers used to be 2 and mine was 3. So when I'd ring the internet provider, tell them I was living at number 2, they'd shut off her internet and turn on mine, same with power and water.

This would've been resolved if she wasn't incredibly incompetent, I had to figure this all out myself while she was blaming me for doing all of this to her. I gave her my number to sort it all out, which was a huge mistake. I never saved her number but would receive the weirdest texts from her at all hours of the night. Things like:

>her, at 11pm: Are you a nurse?

>me: uhhh no, why?
>her: oh, my kid is having trouble breathing, need to get him on…. (proceeds to write a paragraph about an issue she could've gone to the hospital around the corner from us for)
>me: yeah no sorry can't help, all the best though

Another time:
>Her, another night, at 9.30pm: do you have any medication for heartburn?

Around Christmas she sends this:
>Are you going away over the weekend? (completely out of the blue)
>I'm not, why do you ask?
>Her: Oh I was wondering in case you needed someone to sit your cat, my son loves cats and he'd enjoy playing with yours.
>Taken aback by this, also my cat had just passed away a week before this
>Me: No, sorry, she passed away.
>This woman apologises and continues to ramble in text form about her planning to go away to a holiday home the week after.

It was just bizarre. I kept to myself a lot and she seemed to try to get very chummy with me and edge her way into my life every chance she could. She's asked if my boyfriend at the time was home and he could help her with things, but she also had her ex husband come round a lot. She always wore one of those bucket hats that made her look like a cancer patient. Just insane.

No. 1294021

>>1293998
>Her, another night, at 9.30pm: do you have any medication for heartburn?
This sounds like a normal neighbour question. Personally, I once asked my neighbours at 9-10 pm to help me remove a bat that flew in my kitchen. They declined lol

No. 1294027

>>1292250
sounds like my neighbors (except for the dogs). My sympathies

No. 1294052

i want to say fuck you to my neighbors i catch smoking every.single.time. its cooler outside or raining. i pay for this whole thing on my own i deserve to enjoy a few nights sitting outside enjoying the rain. i will keep reporting your ass until they remove you. also special fuck you to the neighbors across, to my side, or wherever that gave me german roaches for 8 months and my asshole office that didnt want to address it possibly coming from the vents and confront one of them. i didnt bring this shit with me. i never in my life had those bastards until suddenly one of them moved in or out. fuck you to the neighbor who smokes weed indoors it comes through my vents specifically to my bathroom. finally, whatever person is inviting their family with 3 families worth of cousins should be kicked out. im sick of the weekends being awful in the shared park area. this shit never happened before. finally i hate both the jeep owners here because both of them dont wait for people to exit they would apparently rather slam into whoever is leaving than wait at the entrance for them to pass.

No. 1294151

House next door got sold last year. Old owner used to wake me up by watering his garden at 1am. New residents include a moid who whistles non stop. I WFH, he is home all day but it seems like unemployed, not remote working. He has his back door open constantly, which is below my office window, and I can hear all his dumbass high pitched whistling. I'm gonna lose it one day.

No. 1294264

>>1293362
kek my thoughts exactly when I was reading this story.

No. 1294279

>>1291997
jesus. This doesn't even sound like stoner behavior, this sounds more like meth or crackhead behavior.

No. 1294459

I'm sorry to my old neighbors because they probably heard me crying all the time. Not the crackwhore though. I'd intentionally get on her nerves eventually she lived accross the hall from me. I was young dumb and living on my own. I'd wake up at 3AM to her yelling at some other crackwhore in the parking lot sometimes. there was shouting coming from the apartment every evening. if shit sounded bad enough I'd lean out my door and listen just in case I needed to call the pigs. One day, I was leaning out the door when some Mexican dude stomps out. Crackwhore neighbor starts shouting at me for "getting in her business" as if I had done anything to hinder it.
"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS OUT HERE WATCHING ME???" lady, I'm not. I don't care if you're a crackwhore, we all need a roof over our heads. Told her I was trying to make sure she didn't fucking die. She went on to berate me more. I'm young, I'm stupid, bohoohoo. Said the Mexican dude was her brother-in-law. Lies. Said they were shouting because "Mexicans are just loud like that". Lady, most of our neighbors are Hispanic. That part of the city is called "little Mexico" by people from Mexico for a reason. Speaking Spanish doesn't have to sound like domestic abuse. Later I'd crack open the balcony door and play "Don't Trust Me" at max volume when she was getting noisy. Saw one of the Johns running to his car once when I was getting into mine. I yelled "RUN, FOREST, RUN". I don't think the man has ever watched Forest Gump though. He was a regular and looked very confused. also Arab, and while idgaf, I don't think he had ever seen Forrest Gump. After that I found out the crackwhore had "stolen" the apartment from the guy she was living with. A friend, allegedly. They were both in their 50s and the old guy friend was really nice. I liked him. He even told the office I'm quiet as a mouse and never a bother. Then he left. I didn't know what happened (around the time I started crying really loudly for unrelated reasons) and months later he came to move his shit out. This was after the cops were called on the crackwhore. That was an ordeal. They were right outside my door for ages dealing with her. And I don't trust cops at all. Especially not the ones there. I watched them break the law in front of me, but I stilled peaked my head out and was like "hmm what's going on?" and a younger pig gave me some generic answer. Office people from the complex came later. I cracked the door open again, whispering "she's on crack". the lady from the office turned around saying "what?"
"she's on crack" I said.

apparently the folks living above her had recorded what they could hear. they knew what she what doing, what deals she made, etc.
I have no hate for crackwhores. This lady was obnoxious for other reasons.

No. 1294668

>>1294459
lmao I'm just imagining full-on knockdown dragout, telenovela screaming and then hearing
>SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME WHOOA-OH
>SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME WHOA-OH
>SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME WHOA-OH
>DONT TRUST A HO, CUZ A HO WONT TRUST ME
>SHUSH GIRL SHUT YOUR LIPS
>DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS

No. 1294704

>>1294151
When I lived in a house our last neighbor before moving had a dad with a drum set and his playing was so loud I could hear it outside in the backyard, front yard, or through our houses walls into my room. He also had an insanely loud motorcycle he just had to ride every day at 4-6am which would make the walls vibrate with noise. I hate men and all their big dick loud shit.

No. 1294779

Can't wait to read bout myself one day.
I'm a shitty neighbor when manic- I clean my house for hours on end with loud music and dance and sing, I leave my house 5-10x with my shit decision making and impulses. I tend to party by myself but still generally try to be quiet after 10/11.
Fortunately my neighbors are decent and I've talked to them about if they need noise complaints let me know, etc. They don't care whenever I run into them and they said to let them know if they're loud too.

It's so stupid because when I'm normal, I don't smoke or play loud music at all and are generally very quiet and like my house that way too. I feel very conservative otherwise and my music reflects that too. Very party for mania and peace/quiet for normality.
Unfortunately my tolerance to meds means constant trial/error, but I'm trying. Makes me wonder what my neighbors think. They see me Sundays best all the time but on the rare, they will see me with pink hair talking a mile a minute to no end playing Cobra starship. What a.. hot mess.

No. 1294815

>>1294459
I like you and the way you tell stories. I feel like you'd be one of those weird people I come to for advice and you start saying some shit like this kek (in a good way ofc).

No. 1294875

>>1292834
How can you tell whether a terrace has paper thin or solid walls when you're looking for a place to live? I'm moving to the UK soon and don't want to have to gamble on neighbors again (I've lost that gamble…a lot)

No. 1295971

Does anybody else have a mentally ill neighbor that won't take a hint. During the middle of the night he will literally knock on my door for an hour and shout, so I don't open it because I honestly don't care. He will then see me the next day and tell me that he was knocking on my door to ask if I had some rice he could use and says that I should let him inside. I'm at my limit because nobody takes it seriously until I say that he needs to be in psychiatric care, next time he does it i'm calling the cops.

No. 1295985

>>1294779
>playing Cobra starship
Based af. It seems like you have a good relationship with your neighbors despite all this

No. 1295993

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I used to have a neighbor in NYC who would scream alone in his apartment. He lived in a studio and I lived in a two bedroom with my family next door. We would hear him through the walls.
He would avoid me if i went into the hall to toss the trash in the chute and then one day I heard him talking about killing us and slashing our throats. I reported him but nothing happened. Finally we got two new neighbors who moved in down the hall and he said the same thing to them. They reported him and he was finally evicted, but knowing NYC he might be in a public shelter now and not a hospital or jail where he belongs. that shit was terrifying

No. 1296079

this thread encouraged me to leave city life
not like I can afford a house though
don't want to be a van bum either
damn

No. 1296102

Posted about this a while back but I moved into my first actual mortgaged home a few years ago and got talking to an old man who lives like 6 or 7 doors down the road. I didn't think much of it but I'd make small talk and it was nice at first seeing as I was new to the area. Then I got a lil weirded out by just how often we'd bump into each other. I could not leave my house or come home without bumping into him. I vented on here and someone gave the advice to look up the grey rock method. I had a lil success with it but then I took up exercise and I swear to god on days when I left the house wearing sports leggings he would once again manage to bump into me every single time. He made no effort to pretend like he wasn't looking at my lower half (no joke staring at my crotch) and then he got weird with compliments about my fitness. Lovely. A woman in the area was murdered while out jogging and he made some comment about how 'lady joggers bring attention to themselves with their clothing' I was done. I felt sick listening to this and knowing that I'd already noticed a clear connection between him purposefully running into me again.. on days where I was wearing exactly that. I could be so uninterested in talking to him but he'd run over to gawk at me anyway. I'm wearing running gear because I'm going running dipshit. I started to go on my runs at an hour when he'd still be asleep. I don't even like passing his house in my gear. It suited me as the weather got warmer anyway but I'm starting to change my behaviours at times just to dodge him. It was this whole unspoken mess where I hate him but I can't really rock the boat given he knows everyone in the area. Hes the town gossip.

Then I found the key by accident. I shaved my head. Not for any reason in particular. Kinda got sick of having sweaty hair in the summer. He saw me once, commented on it and for weeks I didn't see him again. This is a man who for 4 straight years had bumped into me 2 to 4 times a fucking day. From that.. to nothing for weeks on end. Unreal. He's not dead. I checked with someone lol. I do plan on regrowing my hair but damn this a nice respite from it.

No. 1296153

>>1293050
… so like your brother remembers you being molested by the neighborhood boys and didn't do anything? Also it seems like one pedophile can easily create a ripple effect of young boys molesting young neighborhood girls and just creating a bunch of fucked up kids who already know what sex is and think they want to have it at age like, 10. Damn

No. 1297245

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my neighbours wont stop setting off illegal fireworks. they do it all year long, sometimes (like today) when it isnt even dark so i guess they just like the noise and scaring the shit out of the neighbourhood strays. i hope the people setting them off sustain serious burns

No. 1297265

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So, funny story. I throw out the trash at like 4 in the morning, and no one EVER uses the stairs, and sometimes my lazier neighbors don't fucking bother throwing their trash in the chute so they just put it in front of the chute and no one bothers cleaning it up for like 48 hours sometimes.

So imagine my surprise when I come to throw out the trash at buttfuck o'clock in the morning, and I see that not only has our neighbor not succeeded in properly throwing the trash down the chute, but trash is aaaaalll over the floor because the bag got torn. Dick move but ok.

This happens a few more days over several weeks, I keep judging harder but say nothing. Until one night when I come to throw away the trash something moves in the darkness of the stairway where the chute is. I'm fucking startled and I look closer, and it's a cat. Stares at me straight in the eyes and lets out the loudest fucking MEOW I've ever heard in my life. She's fucking cute as shit though, so I just shush her and go back to my apartment.

A day later, she's still there, and she's absolutely OBLITERATED my neighbor's trash bag because they had fried chicken or some shit. And she's there the next day. And the next. Some nights she's not there, but a lot of the times she is, and has now learnt to follow me halfway back to my unit meowing so fucking loudly (even though I've never fed or pet her before, even though I really wanna) before disappearing again into the stairway, not to be found. What's funny is that I've looked everywhere during the day but found nothing, so I'm so confused. I'm so used to seeing her glow in the dark eyes at the point when I throw out the trash and every time she meows so loud over and over I'm 90% sure she wakes someone up. But she looks so sweet I can't bring myself to do anything but to whisper "shut up" over and over.

"But nonna!" You might say, "how come no one has noticed her until now! Maybe the cat is everyone's friend now and no one throws her out!" Good point, my fellow nonna. But you're wrong. No one uses the staircase and I know for a fact except me no one throws out their trash later than 8 pm. Also, I'd like to think I'm special.

Tl;dr: This might not count, but my "neighbor" is a cat that lives in the stairway next to the trash chute.

> pic rel is LITERALLY what the cat looks like. It's uncanny. I love her so much. I've decided to name her yogurt.

No. 1297266

>>1297265
I love Yogart holy shit

No. 1297407

>>1297265
yogurt sounds so precious im glad you met her

No. 1297411

>>1293050
Your post made me wonder if my older brother had also been experiencing sexual abuse when he molested me when we were 9-10 years old.

No. 1297424

>>1297245
Why do they do this? my neighbours also set off fireworks at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon. Where is the fun?

No. 1297487

>>1297411
It’s a major possibility. My sister molested my brother and it really messed him up a lot, we have always assumed someone molested her at her mom’s house but it’s too sad of a topic to ever want to ask about. They’re both doing really well now though but never speak to each other and haven’t in years, I feel very bad for both of them.

No. 1297500

>>1293050

You're giving me flashbacks to the neighbourhood I lived in from around 7-9 years old. I was molested by a few kids in one's basement pretty regularly, which started as "playing house" where two of us pretended to be parents (I was the only girl so I was always the mother). I didn't recognize it for what it was until much later. The kids I hung out with from 9-11 we much worse. I don't remember when I suddenly stopped hanging out at one particular house down the road. I think my mother may have banned me from going over there at some point. I don't remember why, and now it's been so long I don't want to know. That shit fucked me up enough.
Now unfortunately the neighborhood has gone to hell and the house in front of us attracts all the rat kids to our doorstep. They're fucking feral, having done damage to nearly every property within three blocks, screaming in the street until midnight (they're 2 to 14 years old, wish i was kidding), treat their pets like shit, and the parents are drunks/junkies. I know the kids didn't ask to have parents who beat them but i didn't ask to be surrounded by shit spawn who need to be monitored with cameras or else they steal and break whatever isn't theirs… and that's anything.

No. 1297506

>>1293050
My cousin raped my sister and other girls his age after being molested by his dad and watching him rape his mother repeatedly. I don't feel sorry for him whatsoever, or any of these moids because they'll inevitably grow up to be unapologetic rapists. I know this is massive cope but maybe you should've kept the 'they didn't know any better' bullshit to yourself.

No. 1297516

>>1297506
It’s a really complicated and uncomfortable thing to talk about when it involves kids. We had a (gay) family friend who molested his little sister because he was molested. They were both kids at the time, but I couldn’t help and feel disgusted by him. I hate sexual predators with a lot of conviction but it’s really hard for me to process or formulate some sort of one size fits all opinion about this kind of thing. When they’re just children I mean.

No. 1297779

>>1297506
i think the "they literally didn't know better" applies to young enough moids who don't go on to become sexual predators, and girls. it's kind of victim blaming to blame a molested or raped child who has no conception of what they're doing and that their boundaries were violated. i don't know how people expect abused children to somehow learn or unlearn something they were taught was "good" by an actual predator.

No. 1298172

>>1297487
I just thought he wanted to recreate the shit he saw in porn since I saw him looking at it on the family computer. I still live with my brother but I never brought it up with him and I don't really feel any hatred for him. I repressed this memory for so long but it really explains a lot about myself, mainly being a hypersexual kid growing up and hating men.

No. 1302291

>>1292730
They are "cooking" again, aaaaargh, BURNNNNN
only pain and hate
only pain and hate

No. 1303225

>live in cheap place
>balcony is shared with my neighbor, both our doors open to it
>he's a scrote but never bothered me
>other day he decides to have a party
>he crams himself and at least 2 soyboys into this tiny apartment from morning until night
>trying to sleep, like 11pm, they're still awake and goofing around but not too bad, i'm drifting to sleep
>suddenly huge bang in their apartment
>sit up in a sudden rage and just go ballistic banging the wall
>they are quiet after that
>wake up in morning, eating breakfast
>see an obese 50 year old scrote on the balcony through glass door
>try not to look at it and just eat my bagel but he's just so fuckign ugly and fat and THERE like 5 ft from me

No. 1304714

Why why why whyyyyy are neighbors so unbearable when the nights are so hot you have no choice but to leave the windows open and hear their loud phone convos all night long. If only they could end up dropping dead it would be nice. I hate summer so much.

No. 1309229

submitted a complaint against this crackhead in my building. i could handle the smoking, overdosing and shouting but when i walked into the laundry room to see his touching my clean clothes i lost it. there was another machine open so it’s not like he needed to move my stuff to wash his own. i complained to my building because he’s a fucking old creepy man and i don’t know if he was trying to steal my underwear or what. freak

No. 1309232

I used to have a neighbor in my building who would play the same goddamn six song playlist over and over starting around 7:30am every day. At night he would sit in his truck for hours and his parking was directly in front of my living room window so I hated cracking the blinds even a little. He also left wet? clothes in a closet and the mold slowly creeped into my apartment too. I don't even care that my new neighbors have a crying baby. He rules compared compared to that guy.

No. 1309294

>>1309232
What were the songs?

No. 1309321

>>1309294
kek the anon who initially replied wasn't me but she's not far off, it was similar to that.

No. 1309683

My neighbors are hammering on their porch right now. This neighborhood has quiet hours rules and they are very much breaking those rules right now. Manifesting them a very merry die.

No. 1309699

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somebody in the neighborhood uses an electric leaf blower since 9 am, I wanted to catch up some sleep but got woken up by it. It's after 4pm and is still going on non stop. I have no idea what they are doing bc nobody has a giant ass garden here but I hope they have a miserable weekend bc of that, fuck them.

No. 1309910

house next door for rent, new neighbor moves in, turns out it's 4 people who play electric guitar at all times of the day and 3 am in the morning while singing alone, have late parties in the garden and generally talk to loud it penetrates every room. i don't understand how you can be so inconsiderate not to understand that your existence impacts others. some people just do whatever they want and they don't even notice anyone else

No. 1313378

>>1309910
it takes a very special level of audacity to be that kind of person. I once had a housemate (so, not quite a neighbor) who would be "producing" his own boring EDM until 2:00am on an early night. I shared the largest room at the back of the house with my best friend to save money, and his room was located in the front. there was a whole other guy living in the room between us (who was always playing fortnite to drown it out) and we were all subjected to his loud af shitty EDM that was so lame you could still hear his girlfriend squeal when they fucked (because they had sex to his own music). for a year, that was the soundtrack of our lives.

No. 1313458

you know, i started green texting all of this until i realized it was a fucking saga.

this lady moved from a costal city to my complex now. she seemed nice enough at first, is like my mom's age, ultra boomer, and i flagged her as a fucking idiot from the start because she has this grimy "it's nurture versus nature she's a good girl!" pittbull mix that's aggro at everything and everyone.

i met her last summer after she fell and broke her hip, she caught me after i was bringing my own groceries in and it seemed like she was alone and i felt really bad. helped her out with little errands here and there for like a month. she started pressuring me to go out to dinner with her, and i finally relented and went. it was a weird ass dinner party where she complained about the cost/lack of delivery options so we all sat in her living room and ate taco bell. awkward af. i did my best to avoid her after that.

fast forward like four months, and she made this super weird late-night post on the building’s community site about another dog owner’s animal being aggressive – this is funny because her dog pulls her nearly everywhere and you can hear her screaming at the fucking dog from multiple floors away if the windows are open. proceed to keep ignoring her.

another month or two passes and her dog nearly disembowels a smaller dog at the local dog park. like straight up goes for the belly and nearly kills the other dog. according to the other neighbor, karen just let her dog in without asking. karen refused to pay the vet bills and says the smaller (literally puntable) dog is responsible.

i call the landlord and ask what’s going on with this – if this asshole dog ever gets off the leash, whoever is on the other side is almost certainly fucked. i was told she needs to keep the dog in a muzzle whenever in the building, they have it under control, etc.
this dog is never in the fucking muzzle and i hear this cunt screaming “shut up!” at her dog in the early ass hours of the morning.

after avoiding her for the last few months, she started screaming at me while i was walking to my car about how she knows my boyfriend is living with me and that's against the lease (he is not).

i can’t wait until my lease is up. i didn’t leave brooklyn for this shit.

No. 1321249

I got new neighbors a lil over a month ago. Very young couple and a baby. They spent the first few weeks making noise at every waking moment. They smoke weed daily and drink and the guy is the only one who works but he'd leave the house in the morning and be home by the afternoon to add to the noise. I usually don't think too much about neighbors but I did wonder how they're paying for 3 and keeping up all the drinking and weed on a single part time income.

I had just gotten used to the pattern of all day noise. I work from home so its annoying but started to get predictable. The same noises at the same times. He'd leave for work and they'd just have to scream their goodbyes every single time and drag it out. A lil later she'd get all giddy while smoking weed outside and she'd make a dozen phone calls while out there high and loud AF. I started to wonder if that's all she's doing because she sounds loopy at times. He'd get drunk and act laddish in the evenings with his pals etc. Never a moment where they're just gone out or both staying inside. The toddler is somehow the quietest one of the lot of them. Then a few days ago the noise levels dropped suddenly. They're not taking their 50 smoke breaks a day and coughing out there during them. The drinking stopped. The weed stopped. Then I hear the scrote stood outside my window on the phone begging someone for a job. Ah that explains it. What a difference that made.

No. 1321445

I am only now starting to hate apartment life.

My neighbors all used to be quiet elderly people, they were ok for the most part, but in recent years, younger people have been moving in, as well as people who come from third world countries, and they make our building look disgusting. Sneaker prints on elevator buttons, trash in the hallway, diapers in the mail room, roaches and mice, etc. They don't even bother calling maintenance to get rid of the vermin because they have family members living with them who aren't on the lease.

shit sucks, now I understand the concept of "white flight". Just saving up.

No. 1321446

>>1321445
oh, and stolen packages*

No. 1321466

>>1321445
I bought a house in an area where the average age is on the older side, lots of nice quiet older people. Within the last year now everyones dropping dead and their grandkids are moving in instead and living it up in their free inherited houses.. can they at least be nice neighbors? Nope.

I used to live in some nasty apartment buildings full of not so great people and I really thought I had finally escaped to somewhere nice. Its not quite as bad but still a step backwards. Back to the days of worrying about any parcel thats left outside for even a minute.

No. 1321711

>>1321249
Thinking of parents smoking around a baby and taking care of it while high is very sad and concerning. And I say this as a daily pot smoker.

One time my downstairs neighbor's ceiling was leaking so they wanted to see if it was coming from my place. The roofer walks up, followed by my neighbor, and they walk right into my apartment. The roofer was fine of course, but my neighbor had no business stepping foot into my place. I'm sure the roofer was experienced enough to estimate footage and pipes to estimate the location of where they think the leak was coming from without her telling me.
Of course my apartment was super messy that day too. Overall it's not a huge deal but I'm never going to forget that.

No. 1323315

>>1321711
I was starting to wonder if I'm just uptight for being as concerned. And I thought the guy was fine with it but he came home from somewhere today and he immediately started screaming about how he's sick to death of coming home to "a bunch of wasters in his house" I didn't think he cared but apparently he does. I don't know whether to judge him for screaming and slamming shit like a madman in front of the baby or to respect him for at least clarifying hes not on board with whats been going on. He told her that her siblings are all wasters that need to go get jobs. He went off.

They're like a couple of kids trying to play house before they're ready. In one way they're intimidating because they're noisy as hell, they've no qualms about people knowing they're high/drunk/fighting each other and theres always visitors there but in another way.. they're mentally just these ill prepared teenagers who're barely keeping their shit together.

No. 1323356

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Here's a story about how I destroyed my neighbors lives momentarily because I'm a petty ass bitch

>moving into my new place

>as I'm moving in I get a noise complaint
>"sorry, can you be a little quieter for the neighbors?"
>IM FUCKING MOVING IN GET OVER IT
>second complaint because I'm STILL MOVING IN (the same day)
>live on second story on top of the neighbors
>itson.jpg
>on my work breaks I ding dong ditch them constantly
>bought a badass stereo system and played the same 5 anime songs on repeat while I'm at work
>get a noise complaint
>"Oh sorry I was at work, I don't know what they're talking about"
>would have a friend drop me off far from the property, sprint to my apartment and spend 20 minutes stomping around the entire apartment
>"I was at work I have no idea what you're talking about"
>learn that their bedroom is right above mine
>told the apartment complex I'm on weird hours this week, sorry if I'm awake (my job was well respected so they gave me the thumbs up)
>vigorously exercise every night and at 3am being sure to stomp super loud, grunt, and play more obnoxious music
>husband shows up at my door to yell at me about being quiet
>"Oh sorry I work really early shifts this week, I'm leaving at 4am"
>Do my laundry, vacuum, play video games
>listen through the floor to hear the husband complaining
>the greatest knowledge is later bestowed on me
>they have two big dogs
>buy a dog whistle
>use it throughout the day when I'm at home to drive them insane thus driving the neighbors insane
>they get noise complaints from me and other neighbors for loud dogs
>continuously repeating the same cycle of psychological warfare with ding dong ditch, stomping around, being obnoxious in general, throw in a couple of pay cash at door food deliveries
>the dogs were the last straw
>came home from work, saw the door was open and the apartment was completely empty
>"yeah they just moved out"
>3 months of work but it was so worth it

I am a very courteous neighbor and actually try to keep quiet as often as I can. But if you're trying to be petty and a dick to me on my first day of moving in, one of us is moving out soon and it won't be me.

No. 1323368

>>1323356
r/thathappened

No. 1323372

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>>1323368
I mean it did I just never got to share my victory anywhere (obv can't post proof but it felt nice to finally talk about it, fuck those people especially the scrote)

No. 1323382

>>1323372
lmao if this is real

No. 1323435

if i have to hear this dog go on his insane barking sprees one more time im going to explode

No. 1323439

>>1323356
you sound insufferable, also what adult plays ding dong ditch?

No. 1323445

>>1323439
She's a kpooper what did you expect?

No. 1323451

>>1323445
I'm sure she probably calls them locals and thought she was cute and quirky whenever she waddled back upstairs after ringing their doorbells

No. 1323454

>>1323356
Is that what BPD is like? You got a mentality of a 8 year old.

No. 1323462

>>1323356
I wish I could meet your neighbours because they must have some hilarious, although sad stories about the crazy bitch who kept pissing them and their neighbours off just because they asked you to move in with the quietness of a normal fucking person, kek. I don't believe for a second that you're a courteous neighbour, if someone asking you for basic decency triggers a meltdown.

No. 1323468

>>1323356
wow anon. I thought I was pushing it for blasting music at the scrotes next door for doing nonstop construction since they moved in seven months ago, but you really put things in perspective.

No. 1323480

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Today at around 3am, I had somebody somewhere around my apartment playing a damn flute. But not like a nice song or something, it was like in a very loud and passive-aggressive manner. It was so loud that I woke up from it and I still wonder what the fuck is going on in people's head sometimes.

No. 1323481

>>1323480
My neighbour above my bedroom deicded to start playing literal drums at 5 in the morning…it was Saturday

No. 1323482

>>1323356
Maybe this is because I grew up in a really rough area but I've never made a noise complaint no matter what shit is going on. 3 day long drug binge fueled party… no I didn't hear a thing lol

I was taught that there's a high chance of it setting this type of ongoing grudge into motion and that its not worth it.

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>>1323462
I was moving in like a normal person, I had movers do it for me. They had to tell on me twice despite moving taking 3 hours or less. I’m not about to let someone bitch me out like that and my movers start to “accidentally” be less careful with my stuff.
>>1323454 I think it’s bipolar, will probably be rediagnosed soon with a new doctor and therapist. Maybe I am, maybe I’m something worse? I dunno I’m probably getting new meds soon.

No. 1324266

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After months of quietly seething while living next to neighbors who alternate between partying and fighting.. I'm now looking forward to leaving the house tomorrow and having my other (nice) neighbors most likely ask me if I know why there was police outside today. It's a rare sight around here. Usually a quiet lil place. I didn't call them but I know why they were there.

I'd been avoiding gossiping but now I have my excuse to fill people in on the bullshit going on nextdoor. Feels kinda validating when you have police showing up and making a scene for everyone else to see it. I could cope with this type of thing when I just renting shithole apartments but this area is too nice and I'm too trapped in a mortgage to be dealing with this still. I've been living next to a woman beating prick and its sending me back to days I don't want to revisit. Hopefully he moves now that he's ruined his lil family. But if she comes back and they somehow go back to playing happy (dysfunctional) family after the events of today then I'll lose my mind.

No. 1324296

>>1323356
Please marry me nona.

No. 1329659

I live in an apartment complex and several Jamaican neighbors have been obsessed with this song for years and play on repeat non stop and I don't know if I want to laugh or bang my head against a wall.

No. 1336735

hate my retarded junkie moid neighbor who screams at hs girlfriend slams door at the hallway and screeched how he will kill himself if hif gf doesn't do what he wants i hope he really goes and jumps off a bridge

No. 1336746

The kids in this neighborhood are fucking loudmouths with 0 concept of stranger danger. There is no excuse, we all have backyards and the complex has 5 PLAYGROUNDS. But the kids run amok in the parking lots. They just walk up to you and start talking, they seem neglected vs normal precociousness. They can't even string together coherent sentences it's just babbling. I almost feel bad for them, we live right near a major highway any random person could drive through here snatch one then just disappear

No. 1336751

>>1329659
this song is soooo good. my neighbors probably hate me because i blast reggae, eurobeat/eurodance, and metal all the time but i have to listen to my music loud. i love the riddim in this one though, its from alton ellis "i'm still in love". my neighbors let their dogs bark outside late at night and early in the morning and also got a german shepard in our tiny apartment building. i hate it so much.

No. 1336807

>>1329659
Based neighbors

No. 1337212

I used to live in the loft apartment of an old townhouse and there was this middle aged man who lived directly underneath me that definitely wasn't all there and shouldn't have been living by himself. My boyfriend and I would hear him in a heated argument almost every night around two in the morning, there would be yelling and loud bangs but we only ever heard his voice. A couple weeks into moving he knocked on our door late at night, apologized for not introducing himself, and then asked if we'd like to come over. This immediately set off alarm bells, especially considering that it was almost midnight, but we didn't want to be rude so we decided to go over for a bit. Looking at this man in the face was the most unsettling feeling I've ever gotten from someone before; he had the classic "shark eyes", it felt like he was just looking right through you. We went over and his apartment was nearly empty. He had a couple chairs in the living room but that was it, and in the kitchen he had nothing but stacks and stacks of empty beer cans alongside whatever medication he was taking. He said he was still redecorating but needed a woman's touch. He also said that he had no family around and asked if we would be his friends to keep him company. He told my boyfriend he was lucky to have me. We left his apartment and nothing too bad happened but it was just overall unsettling in the way he talked and looked at me. That was the one and only time we hung out, but we tried to be polite and say hi anytime we passed him. Over time the yelling became more frequent, it was no longer just happening in the early morning but all during the day too, and we learned that he wasn't arguing with anyone in particular, but he THOUGHT he was arguing with us. He told our landlord that we were buying him drugs and being mean to him and doing all kinds of crazy things. Sometimes at night when I was home alone I'd notice the hall light outside my door turn on. The light is motion activated and only turns on if you're halfway up the stairs, because the stairway turns right before you get to the door I could never see anyone outside my door but I'd notice a shadow just at the edge of the wall. I could never confirm whether this was him or not but the rest of the tenants were all relatively normal and looked out for me as I was a young college student at the time. That was my cue to be quiet. Occasionally we'd see him walking around the city but at that point he was no longer friendly to us and would watch us with his shark eyes as he kept walking. Whatever delusions he was having progressively got worse and worse and his outbursts were near constant day in and day out, his screams got louder, and the noises we would hear coming from his apartment were unsettling. It sounded like people were getting murdered and honestly I wouldn't have been too surprised. It all came to a head one night while I was home alone, he got into another fit thinking we (all of the other tenants) were yelling at him (nobody was), he opened all of his doors and went back and forth running through the halls and along the back staircase, throwing his furniture around, banging against the walls and telling us all to fight him, that he wasn't scared, and that he would kill us. I don't think I've ever been that scared in my life. I was curled up on my bathroom floor sobbing and texting my mom to call the police because I didn't want to make any noise that could be construed as a threat. It took over an hour for the cops to show up and all they did was put him to bed. We moved soon after. It got to the point where he was even accusing our landlord of things, saying that he knew our landlord secretly lived in the unfinished basement and that he knows he brought tons of women and some men over for wild orgies. Stuff like that. But he never got evicted or anything. One day when we were in the area my boyfriend and I stopped by and talked to one of the other tenants who still lived there and she told us he was the same as ever, and that one day she saw a young girl run out from his apartment sobbing. It's infuriating that it seems like nothing was done about that. I tried looking him up one day but I could never find any information on him, a little tinfoil but I wonder if that was even his real name to begin with. Clearly he wasn't mentally well but I still hold a lot of resentment towards him for everything he did and I really do think this man has committed many atrocities in his life, he had the most unsettling feeling to him that still creeps me out to this day

No. 1337218

>>1337212
this was like a horror movie to read, you should write a psychological thriller movie about this nonna

No. 1337258

>>1336746
Two of them just rang my doorbell giggling and shit, they both looked under 8. I just shouted GO HOME and closed my blinds kek. I can't believe their audacity. As a kid I had better shit to do than bother random adults I just played

No. 1337803

>>1337212
This was a wild read. I wonder why the landlord never kicked him out given even they got to see the madness eventually? I guess he'd only end up renting somewhere else and tormenting brand new people but still.. its scary that services can't step in and do much in these situations.

Theres a guy in my town the last few weeks who set up a tent in the park and lives there. He talks to himself, drinks and is just there for everyone to see. He went through someones garbage lately, pulled out a bunch of plushies and has them piled up nearby for reasons nobody can explain. I pass by the tent/wet plush shrine every day and keep expecting him to be gone.

No. 1338751

For context, I live in a one bedroom apartment in a burgerland military town. My downstairs neighbor was some artillery dude who owned a bunch of guns, and one night, his dumbass was cleaning his loaded glock. Surprise, surprise, he shoots his gun by accident through my floor and into my ceiling. Thankfully, I wasn't anywhere near the area he shot, but I was freaked the fuck out. He rushes upstairs to apologize profusely, and honestly, he seemed sincere. However, it was still incredibly idiotic of him to clean a loaded gun. He came back tomorrow morning to patch up the hole in my floor.

I also had an OnlyFans girl live across from me. She had recently gotten discharged from the army, and she also lived with her roided up boyfriend who was currently going through a divorce. One day after she had moved away, I got one of her traffic tickets in my mailbox. Obviously, I wanted to forward it to her, so I googled her name. Her fucking OnlyFans page has her full government name on it. Oh my god. She did shitty sexualized army and Star Wars cosplays, and also managed to get a bolt on boob job, which looked horrifying. But of course, coomers gonna coom, so she had over 70k followers on Instagram. To this day, I can't tell if I'm impressed or disgusted.

No. 1341548

Two of my former apartment neighbors were typical trashy American hamplanets, but nice to me and always offering food/weed.

She was talking about how one of her cat had kittens (of course) and kept me updated on them.

Apparently her boyfriend/fiance sat on one of them and it was badly injured and fucking died. Then later she stepped on one and it also fucking died. Then they had accidentally crushed one, supposedly while cleaning, and yes it fucking died too.

I moved for other reasons and never found out if/how the other two fucking died as well.

How are you like this, how does this keep happpening? Why are you like this, and why are you telling me? What reaction are you expecting, are you fucking with me? Where is your shame? I know other fat stoner pieces of shit that manage to not kill their cats in cartoonishly comical ways, what the fuck?

I was a bigger weenie/softy then so it fucked with me a lot to think about these baby cats dying such awful and preventable deaths.

No. 1343184

>>1341548
I too wish I never read about kittens dying in such cruel ways. I wish I could banish those images from my head now, wtf???

No. 1344329

>>1343184

I steeled so much when I work at an animal shelter with the public, I honestly forget to consider I should warn about animal harm. I'm sorry.

No. 1344620

>>1344329
that's okay nonnie. should send animal protective services after those scumbags!

No. 1347901

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The old dude that lives underneath me returned home after a very long vacation. This was great for me, since he tends to be loud af, especially during the late and morning hours. Like right now, he is watching TV so loud that I can hear the news without a problem. Shit like this woke me up once at 5 am or so. Now I'm debating what to do, since I'm not interested to loose any more sleep because of him. Should I call the landlord and complain, ask him personally to be pleaaase quiet or should I drop him an anonymous letter inside his mailbox, telling him that it's too loud? Either way, it has to stop.

No. 1347904

>>1347901
Anonymous letter, if it doesn’t work landlord.

No. 1347907

>>1341548
NOO WTF

No. 1347978

>>1341548
I'm sorry that you had to experience that anon, I can't imagine how angry and frustrated you must be to have known them personally when I'm upset just reading that. How can people be so callous and cruel

No. 1348224

I have always lived out in the country except for one brief horrible period in a duplex with my family. Never again. We moved in while cops were searching a dumpster two doors down for a murder weapon
There was an obnoxious bitch across the street who practically lived in her driveway talking on her phone for hours in the middle of the night. She would get in screaming matches with her boyfriends in the driveway on weekday nights where they would threaten to kill each other. I was scared the first time but after that I wished they would kill each other so I could get some fucking sleep.
Another neighbor drove drunk home at 2am one weekend, blacked out while getting out of his car and slumped in the street for hours with shitty tejano music blasting from his open car so loud our windows rattled until sunrise. Fuck other people, I love living where I can't even see my neighbors.

No. 1348432

>>1347901
My friends had an old neighbour like that. He probably can't hear how loud it is. Definitely tell him. Or put a pamphlet for hearing aids under his door.

No. 1348476

>>1348224
This sounds like my neighbor who thankfully moved away. We thought she was just lonely and ratchet because who wants to look at you sitting in a chair in your driveway for six hours at night. I was getting out of the car once at like midnight maybe and she asked me to call the police on her ex bf because he was camping out in the car across the street watching her every move and she couldn’t call herself because all of the altercations she’s been in with police means they don’t take her seriously. That man was laid up just staring at her house for hours.

No. 1349401

The neighbors below us are monitor lizards and crank up the heat when it gets down to 60 F. Couldn’t get it below 75 in our apartment this morning (on a beautiful, 50 degree fall day btw) with all the windows open their heat was cranked. LET ME ENJOY FALL, DAMN IT. I already have to smell the nasty cigars they smoke constantly

No. 1354215

I don't think I posted about this yet but I haven't seen my new neighbor yet and she's been moved in for fucking months. And she's the end unit so I'm her only neighbor and we share a wall. I never hear her coming or going even though I have an inconsistent schedule. But she lives there, I hear cupboard doors shutting (our kitchens are against each other), she has a new shepherds hook with a plant in her backyard, she has a wreath on her front door. Also, speaking of the wreath- she had a red white and blue one up since july but finally changed it to a halloween themed ribbon wreath. I complimented it to my bf when I saw it. The very next day it gets changed to a basic wreath that's just bare grape vines and a tiny bunch of berries. Weird but ok. Also she won't park in her assigned parking spot, ever, so I don't even know what kind of car she drives. As you can tell it drives me fucking bonkers. All I know is that she's the daughter of the woman that used to live there because my old neighbor told me before she moved out. I'm not the chattiest person in the neighborhood but you'll at least see me outside weeding my flowerbed or carrying in groceries, this lady is a fuckin ghost

No. 1354224

>>1354215
I will never forget when I got my first apartment I was sitting on the toilet and I heard my neighbor sneeze. I was so offended.

No. 1354225

>>1354215
She doesn’t want you to know her and you don’t really need to. It’s an apartment not a gated community.

No. 1354230

>>1354224
I run the exhaust fan and the faucet when I'm in the bathroom because they are also against each other and I have heard voices from over there before. These townhouses are super old and the insulation is dogshit. I can't wait to get the hell out of here

No. 1354232

>>1354215
Anon, you're so lucky. You have a quiet, clean and non-nosey neighbor. One of my friends met theirs as they were shoving trash through the balcony floor. Count your lucky stars.

No. 1354243

In my old apartment my neighbors would frequently play a phone alarm for multiple hours, starting at 3 AM and not ending until 6 or 7 AM. I'm a heavy sleeper so most of the time it wouldn't disrupt my sleep but if I happened to wake up it would be impossible to go back to sleep. They were a couple, my roommate at the time would apparently hear them fighting all the time from her bedroom. I pity whoever lives there now. There was a constant roach problem there too.

No. 1358226

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Not even my neighbour but my new housemate. The guy took a $370/pw room with an ensuite that’s meant for couples on a car washer’s wages, which told me that he was either very careful with money or stupid as hell (it was the second one).
At first he seemed normal, then certain things started seeming off. I told this to my other moid roommates but they mostly brushed me off. But in the space of the past week, he’s been issued a restraining order by his girlfriend, admitted that he smoked crack for five years after high school, constantly reshares annoying low IQ meaningful quotes on Facebook, and seethed over his manager reprimanding him for not doing a good job. I thought I was being stuck-up but once again my instincts were just trying to warn me. Even when we’re hanging out as a group he doesn’t contribute anything because his brain is too fried from the drug abuse, he just sits on his phone and try and flex on the kids he went to high school with.
Now he and his skin-diseased scrote friend are in the lounge talking about group sex and “joking” about coercing a girl that doesn’t like them into sex by giving her drugs and talking about how if they’re bringing “bitches” home tonight that they’re gonna fuck them on our living room couch. Thank God our bedroom doors lock. As soon as the lease is up here I’m gonna start looking for a one bedroom somewhere.

No. 1358229

>>1358226
$370 per week??

No. 1358236

>>1358229
I live in a way overpriced city, and on top of that the landlord is a greedy piece of shit who charges us rent on the parking pad outside the front of our house. Even on a regular comfortable salary the rent gives me headaches, and my room is $130 cheaper than his. I can’t believe the property manager signed off on him getting the room considering it’s normal for them to demand bank statements, work references and credit scores before you can find a new place around here.

No. 1358473

Our neighbours were stealing our cherries in summer so Nigel caught them and the dude was like: Just lemme have couple of cherries you can take the walnuts from my tree. Well now he cut the walnut tree down. So i went and took all the nuts from the ground because they don't deserve them! Assholes for killing that lovely tree. And the tree isn't even on their lot… it's like 20cm behid the marking.

No. 1358498

>>1358226
Damn nonnie. I remember your post a few days ago about the restraining order and his sus explanation for it.
>in the lounge talking about group sex and “joking” about coercing a girl that doesn’t like them into sex by giving her drugs
Think that explains the restraining order better than his bs excuse. His poor ex.

No. 1358514

>>1358473
You live in a place with tree laws? Whoever owned the actually property might be able to get several hundred thousand. Tree laws don’t fuck around. I’d check anon. Sorry about your shit neighbor.

No. 1360148

We had this neighbour once, single mom, 2 kids. Has ex husband who sometimes visits her and random dudes and friends. She lives above us so we constantly have to hear her and her ex having screaming matches or her screaming at her kids when they behave like normal kids, or when they cry or feel upset.

One time my mother told me she was outside with the other neighbours including this bat shit crazy woman. They were talking, and this one sweet old lady told her to take her kids outside once in a while because everyone here is annoyed that the kids are having crying fits at home. Instead of her being a responsible adult and taking the advice, she instead told that old lady "if you dont like it then go to a old peoples home". Everyone got quiet, like literally no one talked once she said that, obviously because thats fucking disrespectful and also really innapropriate.

I also heard stories from my mom that this womans kid, the girl, once ringed the door bell at this old ladys home just to ask for food. FOOD. this woman literally starved her kid. And as i mentioned before where they gave her the advice to take her kids outside sometimes to the playground after school, basically she always keeps them at home, and doesnt let them play outside. They barely get any air.

There was also this once incident where she invited multiple people into her home, that was when we had those covid laws where we werent supposed to do that. She literally broke that law. No reprecussions though i dont know why.

Also her second boyfriend once ringed our door bell to ask if shes home, fuck knows why, we dont know her we arent close. Also hes a weirdo, this moid literally picked flowers from outside for her and stood there outside looking at her window as if shes gonna magically appear.

Shes moved out though and its much more quiet and relaxed around this damn apartment building, but im still very concerned for the children and im hoping CPS is involved.

No. 1360168

My friend is becoming my neighbour. I don't hate her but at the same time… I don't want her constantly trying to hang out with me. I'm an introvert, I can only take so much socialization and we're really not as close as she thinks. I'm gonna hate this I know it.

No. 1360789

>>1360168
i have neighbors who are my friends and i feel the same way. now i feel obligated to always talk to them or hang out or go places when they invite me (which is way too often for my liking) and it's too much for me. i can't even handle my normal friends and the average obligations of friendship, it's so much harder when they're your neighbors too and you're an introvert.

No. 1361833

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i once had an upstairs neighbor that did something that to this day I haven't been able to figure out. Every night at around 10pm, i would hear what sounded exactly like a bag full of marbles being spilled on the floor. I bet you can imagine the sound– picture ~100 glass marbles falling on a linoleum floor and then rolling in all directions, clinking into each other and walls/furniture. Then I would hear a "thunk", like the person hopping down off of the bunkbed (this was in a college dorm) and then nothing after that. Not so weird to hear once or twice, but this happened every night like clockwork. It has left me many questions, such as:
>how is it possible for them to spill the same thing in the same spot every night and never learn?
>if it wasn't something spilling, what else could make a sound like that?
>did the person have some sort of elaborate rube-goldberg machine set up to run some sort of bedtime process for them?

I post this because I want to hear your ideas. The fact I can't figure this out legitimately bothers me and keeps me up at night. What was going on?

No. 1361834

>>1361833
i have this sound happen, it's actually from the pipes in the walls/ceilings.

https://archive.curbed.com/2019/6/17/18650669/marbles-sound-ceiling-why-cause

No. 1361836

>>1361834
no fucking way, i'll be damned. It sounded so vividly like marbles, I have a hard time wrapping my mind around how piping could cause that but the article sounds plausible enough. Thank you nonny!

No. 1361862

>>1361836
Nta but it's true, I can also hear the sound of a bag of marbles being thrown on the floor, but it's just the pipes.

No. 1361900

>>1360789
So, this was something I did and it took some time but people got used to it. I told people they needed to schedule things with me. I explained that i needed time to myself and it wasn't about them. That way i could get things i needed to done, not feel overwhelmed and we could both enjoy our time together. It works out pretty good for people. They know they get to see me and it becomes something to look forward to.

No. 1372284

>>1361833
This is so fucking weird. My first apartment I lived in, I received a complaint from the elderly downstairs neighbor about her hearing me "rolling marbles around the floor all night" and it confused the fuck out of me because I worked nightshift at the time. If you can figure it out, please update! One time a really bizarre sound like someone jumping on my roof was heard only in the middle of the night, and it turned out to be air in the lines of the radiator. I wonder if it could be similar explained away like that.

No. 1372285

>>1372284
Samefag, sorry I'm so stupid I read your post and immediately replied without reading the others.

No. 1376078

When I was a teenager, members of the Mongrel Mob (very dangerous Maori gang in NZ) actually ended up moving into one of the empty houses at the end of our formerly quiet street. For a few weeks it was utter hell. During the day it was mostly quiet because I guess they were all sleeping off the booze, but during weekends there would be nothing but crazy parties, violence, drugs, and race wars happening in that house. Members of a rival gang (I think Samoans) would usually pull up and there would be a brawl every Saturday night. Brawl is putting it lightly probably, think blood all over the road, broken glass, neighbourhood pets getting caught and tortured for fun.

Everyone was terrified. A few elderly residents of my street got beat up, numerous break-ins, my mum wouldn't let me walk home from school because she was scared I'd get raped, in the end the cops ended up arresting most of them for some criminal activities that were being run out of that house. The rest dispersed shortly after that. I've had bad neighbours/flatmates before but the gangsters took the cake because I was basically afraid every night. I was scared someone from that gang would wander up the street, break into our house and who knows what.

No. 1376234

There is somewhere a child living in this house and I can’t locate from where the noise is coming but I absolutely wish a slow and painful death to this human. It can’t be our direct neighbor because that’s a lady who lives alone and loves to complain so she will be currently suffering a mental breakdown probably because that child is STOMPING and running around 12 hours a day. Above me lives a young man, also alone so I don’t know from where the noise is coming but I really wish they would fucking die. It was so quiet in this flat and now this child grew up to the age of running around the entire fucking time. My guess it’s the Africans who live under us because they are always loud as fuck no matter what time. Just take your children outside for once for fucks sake.

No. 1377251

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with rocketing costs of living everywhere, incompatible people are going to be jammed in together in multi-person dwellings and in closer proximity to neighbors. this cannot be good for society. i sense a bad time coming

No. 1377259

i hate my next door neighbor im pretty sure we share vents and i highly suspect he is the reason ive been dealing with german roaches. they drastically decreased when i put boric acid in the vent and closed every single drain i have. sometimes i believe hes either a druggie or murderer because my bathroom that shares half the vents i believe, randomly smells really awful, weird shit. it smelled like iron and chemicals just a few days when i went to the bathroom. hes barely home but when he is its really late-early morning so hes probably a workaholic or working like mad to maintain rent. that or hes a recluse but i have hardly ever seen his face. he said he has a daughter but ive never seen her. im not sure if its him, his daughter, or a tv but sometimes it sounds like muffled crying while talking which weirds me out more. so sick of the weird shit he cooks or does that comes into my unit.

No. 1377368

I have neighbors who cook seem to constantly burn their food and have been dealing with this for months now. Is it advisable to leave a note for them about this to suggest maybe they should open their windows when they cook? I'm tired of being forced to open mine when it is cold as fuck out just to try to get rid of the smoke smell. Talked to the manager of the building and they told me nothing can be done from their end. I've read people bitching that leaving a note is considered passive-aggressive but I'm not sure how else to deal with this. I don't know my neighbors and have never even seen them.

No. 1378099

>>1377259
He probably does research chemicals and kratom. Also sprinkle diatomaceous earth around the perimeter of your house, food grade if you have any pets.

No. 1378646

My neighbors have these huge nasty pibbles that they walk without leashes and never pick up after like just letting them shit wherever they want. They are such grody losers who have all night parties that end with fist fights and their friends driving home drunk. This a couple in their late 30s like this isn't a party house near a uni it's a family neighborhood. Their yard is always overgrown and covered in trash it pisses me off when I see it every day. They wanted to start a daycare but who the fuck would pay to leave their children with alcoholic slobs with dangerous poorly trained dogs? My gf and I are lesbians and they always "joke" about swinging and orgies like fuck off no one wants to fuck your fat ugly husband least of all either one of us. I hate them so fucking much I miss our old neighbors who were elderly homophobic normies kek.

No. 1378662

Oh fuck where do I start…

There was this drug dealer that lived in a small apartment complex just behind my house. He'd get in his shitty, LOUD beat to hell Crown Vic and scream down the alley, several times per night right outside my bedroom window. He definitely was a methhead. No doubts. Called the cops to file noise complaints, ended up doing a dirty call and the asshole got picked up. Turns out the complex got raided and the druggie was cooking meth in there. Everyone got evicted and now they're rehabing the place.

Apartments directly next door is a revolving door of society's failures. One greasy hick kept getting too friendly, so I called my dad over to make his presence known. Dude started antagonizing my dad immediately, which led to dad telling him to shut up and not bother me. Fairly cordial about it in spite of the situation. Next day I get a phone call on my landline (run a business out of my house) from some psycho threatening to kill me for "threatening his brother". Called the cops again, they came knocking and within a month that fucker was gone. Good riddance. Now things are quiet and I hope they stay that way.

No. 1380506

>>1377368
Your landlord can’t do anything about a potential fire hazard? Bullshit. Tell him you’ll call the fire department for a fire safety inspection if he doesn’t do something

No. 1380838

I’m 40 weeks pregnant and just moved within the last 2 months to a new state for my husbands job. It has already been an extremely stressful time moving this late in my pregnancy and our apartment managers have been total shit about fixing our appliances because they basically gave us a lemon in every regard. (Our dishwasher is still not working and I’m having to communicate with them through certified mail to get it fixed) On top of all of that marijuana is legal in this state… which I had no idea would have such an impact on my quality of life. Every single neighbor I have in my building smokes weed. This is one of the more expensive complexes in town and we specifically moved here to avoid a druggie/ ghetto apartment culture. Many of the men who live here are air force and it’s kind of surprising to me how many of their wives/ roommates smoke? I really wouldn’t give a fuck if it weren’t seeping through my walls, coming in through my vents at any given point of the day and making my own personal belongings smell like weed. If you walk around the building everyone has their windows cracked like they’re obviously trying to ventilate their apartments but it doesn’t work at all. I have to leave my own windows down sometimes because my apartment literally reeks. I used to smoke weed with my roommates when I was a teenager and I’m serious it smells like I smoke indoors here but I haven’t smoked in years. I don’t know what I can do because I’m positive my managers won’t do anything (honestly I’m 100% sure one is a recovered crackhead and would do nothing to help me anyways especially given her unwillingness to make my apartment habitable) this has actually made me AGAINST the legalization of marijuana because I’m getting migraines from my sensitivity to smell and I have no rights to live in a smoke free environment. I’m dreading coming home from the hospital with my baby and having to immediately ventilate my apartment because it smells like fucking weed. Sick of these degenerates tbh like just use tinctures or vape it why do you have to hotbox the entire building in your 30s…. Also my downstairs and next door neighbor literally smoke at all hours of the day like 3 am, 8 am, noon, 5pm, 10pm repeat every single day. Disgusting (wouldn’t care if it didn’t affect me)

No. 1380854

>>1380838
samefag but my husband keeps calling me a Karen for caring so much he doesn’t give a fuck idk if it’s because I’m pregnant and my smell is enhanced but my clean laundry literallt smells like weed I don’t think Im overreacting

No. 1380868

>>1380838
Drug use isn't really related to socio-economic status, I don't think

No. 1380894

>>1380838
that's terrible nona, i really hope it is just pregnancy making your sense of smell too strong and it gets better after you have your baby

No. 1381050

>>1380838
This was eventually my experience in regards to legalizing it, minus a pregnancy. It would be even more infuriating with a newborn. I hate apartment smokers.

No. 1381216

>>1380838
>40 weeks pregnant
I don't know anything about pregnancy but isn't it only supposed to last for 9 months

No. 1381504

>>1381216
it can go as long as 42 weeks unfortunately. Idk why people say 9 months it’s actually 10

No. 1384082

One lot has dogs bark at everything for hours every day because the owner just lets them out into his dinky ass yard without any supervision. This can happen almost any time between sunup and suppertime and there's no telling when. This asshole once let them bark until midnight and didn't let them in until someone flashed their headlights into his window. Another lot has 3-4 people sharing a trailer with no fewer than six cars between them all. Each car is incredibly loud and shake other trailers each time they turn the motor on. Scrotes shouldn't be allowed to own property, they clearly don't know how to care for it.

No. 1385036

This lady is driving me insane I don't get how she is always in her kitchen when I need to be in my kitchen? 5am or 12am she is in there too, 3 feet away from me on the other side of the wall running her garbage disposal and slamming cupboards. Sometimes it pisses me off so badly I just straight up leave and come back in an hour and she's still at it. What the fuck are you even doing?

No. 1385113

>>1380838
My experience with moving to a pot state was similar. I went from being neutral about pot legalization to being strongly against it. I deserve to not be woken up at 3 AM by marijuana stink.

No. 1385120

>>1385036
nonny you need to invest in some curtains lol

No. 1385127

>>1385120
nta but I think you misread. Anon is complaining about hearing her neighbor, not seeing her.

No. 1385347

I think the guy above me is running a washing machine every night around 2-3am. At least I think it's a washing machine because it sure does sound like one but this apartment complex already has washing machines so idk why he would install one in his own apartment.
whatever it is it's noisy af

No. 1385459

this family across the street from me bought a dirt bike like six months ago. their teenage son started riding it up and down the street every now and then. whatever, don’t care. they get a second dirt bike. now their son’s friend comes over and rides with the son every weekend for hours. annoying but okay, it’s only the weekend, can’t fault kids for having fun. they buy a fucking third dirt bike and now the dad rides every single fucking day up and down our street for hours. I have to watch out every time I drive home because he’ll just ride in the wrong lane, directly against traffic while doing a wheelie. He takes his shirt off too like he has anything but fat to show off. I hate this family. I hate those stupid fucking bikes. If I could get away with it, I’d smash my goddamn car into those bikes over and over.

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>>1385036
This reminds me of that reddit post about some woman's upstairs neighbor following her around her apartment from above be careful anon for your own psyche.

No. 1385534

Oh, this one is quite horrific, but to lighten it up a bit, I may as well try writing a greentext form. If the text fails to magically turn green, feel free to ridicule me.

>Live in a pretty decent neighborhood, though pretty low income, the one I grew up in. When he moved in I believe I was in high school, though I can't say for sure.

>A while goes by, still in high school, a senior. We find out from one of our neighbors that our nextdoor neighbor is a sex offender.
>Very understandably disgusted. Find out what he did too.
>Apparently, sick fucker broke into some girl's (tween aged) home and very forcefully, he committed his crime.
>Don't wanna describe it, you know what he fucking did.
>Only spent 7 years in prison for it, he's out now and allowed to just live in our neighborhood, full of children and little old ladies.
>We try to contact the police to find if we can get rid of him, but no dice.
>Mom essentially tells me to just stay away from him, never talk to him, because if you talk to creeps, they'll take it as an encouragement to keep going.
>Dad buys me pepper spray. Still paranoid as fuck, since I'm completely incapable of running away or fighting back if something horrible happens.
>Keep curtains drawn, avoid his house like the plague. Even hear rumors that the sick fuck was allegedly forcing himself on his own dog.
>Fast forward to first summer break of college.
>Leave the country for a month to visit family, come back and am now being driven back home from the airport.
>Just casually talking with mom's boytoy of 7ish years, and then he suddenly tells me, just out of the blue, that there was some news about "pedo" (neighbor's nickname, of course)
>Apparently, he had knocked on our neighbor's door, and then when she answered, he tried to enter her house, then when she blocked him, he exposed himself to her. She was just a sweet old lady.
>Try to get the police involved but apparently there wasn't much they were able or willing to do.
>Genuinely afraid at this point. Worried he might do it to my house next, super paranoid, double checked the locks. Unfortunately didn't own a gun in the house, only a baton.
>Security also had previously carded me at the airport, thinking I was only 13 years old, not an adult. Alongside the blow to my self-esteem, it also big paranoia fuel. Gotta love babyface!
>One day, wake up to hearing my mom's boyfriend shouting in what sounded like intense rage outside. Listen for a bit, trying to figure out what the hell was going on.
>Kept hearing the same thing: "Get the FUCK out of here!". Over and over. Watch through the window. See a car drive off. Cop shows up to check out the scene because someone called.
>Got the details soon after. Apparently the woman that pedo was dating decided to kick him out of the house for whatever reason (why did she even let him stay that long?) and he was bitching at her to let him stay.
>She wouldn't budge, then eventually mom's boyfriend heard the commotion and decided to come out and just start laying into the guy.
>He kept screaming at Mr. Pedo that he wasn't welcome in our neighborhood. Honestly felt jealous of how intimidating he sounded. Wished I could scare pedo like that.
>Pedo didn't even have the balls to put up the fight against someone yelling at him, fucker was used to preying on little girls and old ladies, maybe his own dog, so yeah.
>Pedo fled our neighborhood, and then later heard something about him illegally living in our neighborhood.
>Have no idea why the cops didn't do anything with him if he was staying here illegally, but whatever, he's gone and probably won't come back.
>Definitely want a gun now, though.

No. 1385541

>>1385036
I used to be madder than hell whenever I’d be sitting on the toilet and I’d hear my neighbor sneeze and it felt like I was only a foot away. Made my shits angry and bitter

No. 1388364

I'm pretty sure by now my neighbors have posted ring cam footage of me kicking their mail down the stairs captioned CRAZY KAREN COMPILATION!! because they have an internet shopping addiction, let dozens of amazon and meal delivery crap pile up in the hallway and they leave it like that for DAYS, until eventually it blocks my fucking stair access . idgaf about being nice about their mail anymore, pick your shit up. and no one else here has a ring cam. we live outside a wealthy university town with a very low crime rate. if we start getting porch pirates because of their piles of shit left out overnight I'm gonna lose it

No. 1389527

not necessary hate but living in a weirdborhood: oh my god could druggies stop always acting so fucking persecuted i went out to get pizza and beer and was drunk, i go to the stairway and there's couple of guys you can see they're here to see my dealer neighbor instead of going past them i turn around and go to other door to go to the store, other one of them comes to the store as well and is like I AM SO SORRY!! like sarcastically, wtf I had forgotten the whole thing and didn't even recognize him at first, sorry, I am lone woman also drunk and didn't want to look like drunk weirdo and didn't want to pass whatever bunch of junkie weirdos in the stairway, I am evil and the devil once again! yes, i am scared of random junkie men, fucking sue me. assholes.

No. 1393861

>>1385534
>>Security also had previously carded me at the airport, thinking I was only 13 years old, not an adult. Alongside the blow to my self-esteem, it also big paranoia fuel. Gotta love babyface!
you dont need to lie this hard

No. 1399349

i’m so mad i keep getting awful neighbors residing in this specific house next door over the years, and the vast majority love to play music and annoy everyone around them that i wonder what the hell is it with the house owners that keep getting shitty renters. i’ve gotten very few that play decent music at reasonable times and volume, or do karaoke or sing along to music at a volume i can hear but isn’t intrusive. those ones are fine.

since last night these current ones have been been blasting music. randomly cutting it and playing again, lowering the volume for whatever reason then raising at times. managed to fall asleep but woke up to them in the early hours still going and screaming at each other. not only that but it’s as if their playlist they’ve picked for their little party has only 2 to 4 fucking songs on a loop. i enjoy listening to mary j blige now and then, but now i’ve heard this one song too many times since the previous night, that i think it’s been ruined for me. i’ve reported them, they stopped for a period, but started up again maybe half an hour later and now they’re still going on a more muted volume after having reported twice and the loudest and most obnoxious girl seems to have either gone or quietened down.

one other night a car pulled up and beeped at 2 in the damn morning.

of course they have to be right by my window. i don’t mind living here otherwise but i just get stuck with awful neighbors for some reason.

No. 1401366

>>1385534
nonna get a gun!! its such a relief and i personally love shooting so its a bonus. makes me feel better about generally living in a city. the streets directly around my apartment are fine (except for occasional weed stench) but 2 blocks north is one of the bad parts of the city and ive heard gunshots outside a few times. it is what it is

No. 1401534

my neighbors, who love doing donuts on our cul de sac and burning tires and shoot their guns often, left a used blunt inside our mailbox we don’t call cause i think they may be illegal immigrants or something, also the guns duh, and police don’t bother with our calls about gunshots , soo

No. 1401550

>>1401534
You're better than me nonnie. As a stoney baloney I'd probably laugh the blunt off, and as a NYC sewer dweller type I'm used to hearing gunshots and tards doing donuts, but all together would have had me calling ICE kek. Especially if I had a kid living there.

No. 1402948

>have a scrote neighbor who lives across the street from me
>he's in his 40s
>lives with mommy
>no girl (not surprised)
>he lives in the garage
>always sitting in it with the door open staring at my house
>obviously doesn't work
>i pull out of my driveway with my car one day
>look at him accidentally
>he does a jerk off motion to me
>wtf.jpg
>literally never have spoken to him
>idek who he is
>constantly starts fights with another neighbor
>guy across the street pretends to be scared of the neighbor he harasses, asks the court for a restraining order
>somehow gets it
>ends up violating his own restraining order because he's the one who instigates the fighting
>restraining order expires
>doesn't do anything except sit in his garage and blasts Disturbed's Down with the Sickness out of anger
The ultimate manchild. I'll bet he's one of those dudes who thinks he's the Joker.

Stay safe, ladies.

No. 1402953

>>1402948
take care you too nonnie! try to distance yourself from this moid he sounds crazy

No. 1402961

I hate the snarly old bastard. He tells me he has a daughter so he knows how to deal with cunts like me.
I've asked him if his daughter knows he thinks she's a cunt, he says "I tell her to her face". I feel sorry for her, dunno if she's sexually abused since he's never "dealt with me" that way but he can't be a great father to grow up with.

There was a whole bunch of addicts across the street from where I lived as a kid. They'd sit out in the lawn and I'd always try to avoid eye contact as confidently as that's possible.

No. 1403073

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This is literally the guy who lives out front from me. Over the past two years I've watched his dreadlocks give him such bad traction alopecia that his forehead grew an extra theee inches. He plays his bongos loud enough to be heard through his closed windows, across the street and up to my second storey through double-paned storm glass and about once every two months one of his buddies needs to be narcan'd by a paramedic on the front lawn. He does not work but has two cars, and last week he had a pink notice from the city on his front door. I wish I knew his social media so I could lurk him, he's gotta be mid-40s and has about 6-8 young teenagers living with him at any given time, so we've been referring to them as the "Emacipated House"

No. 1403076

>>1403073
the fucking bongos got me nona

is he any good?

No. 1403080

>>1403073
This gave me vivid flashbacks to a roommate I once had, a swede who looked and behaved like a monkey. In his 30s, constantly 'finding himself', pulling insurance fraud to pay rent, was genuinely shocked that women did not in fact pee out of their vaginas, drank out of puddles outside because 'that's how the animals do it'. He moved to italy to do ayahuasca full time. Godspeed Markus. Traction alopecia seems to be a trend in these specimens… Ol' Marky Mark thought that his hair would fall out if he brushed it.

No. 1403107

>>1403073
this guy sounds based tbh

No. 1403206

>>1403080
>drank out of puddles outside
…what

No. 1403257

>>1403080
>He moved to italy to do ayahuasca full time.
Nta but there's a guy in my town who has a reputation for being a lil eccentric. He's an ex addict who had mostly got his life back on track but he has underlying mental health shit and isn't always too in touch with reality. I got talking to him a while ago and he told me he had booked a trip to go take ayahuasca out in the jungle with shamans. When covid stopped him from traveling he went to some local ayahuasca retreat instead. He's full on batshit now.

Leaves behind heroin.. semi sane still. Takes ayahuasca.. loses it entirely. Sad.

No. 1403358

>>1401366
Yeah I plan to. They're kinda expensive so I plan to save up. Feels a little strange, the idea of owning an actual gun but I am of age in burgerland so it's legal.

No. 1403612

>>1403206
Yeah like rain puddles, and it's not like we live in the countryside, this is just like… Street puddles.

>>1403257
Fucked. I've never met anyone who isn't at least slightly off after ayuhauska, I'm sure if you already have psychotic tendencies it's even more likely to mess you up.

No. 1405304

>>1403073
the fact that nonnies are callin this gross scrote based…i just know they would fuck him too

No. 1407419

based on a neighbor related situation happening right now: i think forcing everyone around you to listen to your music too when you only play the same couple of songs over again should be reason enough for noise control to immediately confiscate whatever you’re using to blast it. i don’t want to state where i live nor the details of how they process but they haven’t been able to do much about it yet. i’m too cowardly to do anything myself but i’ve definitely thought of sabotaging their speakers in some form because i’m sick of listening to their shit. it was reasonably peaceful up until recently.

No. 1407705

>>1297506
I used to dry hump with clothes on some girl who lived at my apartment complex when we were like 8 and 9 we never even kissed but we did that and apparently my sister did it to her too she is the one who initiated it and now I wonder if she was molested.

No. 1407711

>>1341548
Reminds me of my brother in law’s blind nana who thought a fuzzy kitten was her slipper and crushed it because she thought she was sliding her foot into her slipper

No. 1407720

My boyfriend and I know our neighbor’s dog names because they’re always barking, one time I walked outside in my own yard and those dogs kept barking at me wtf

No. 1407744

>>1405304
There was literally a single reply calling him based don’t be a retard

No. 1415251

Yet another day I get to wake up and have my mood ruined with hearing banging instilling violence and aggression. I think they're filthy soccer fans and turns out the World Cup starts today, coincidentally every time a game starts is when I'm going to be vacuuming and doing some dancing after.
''They're teenage boys I don't know WHAT TO DO!!!!" Well I know what you can do, how about getting fucked.

No. 1415262

>>1415251
noise cancelling headphones work wonders nonna

No. 1415315

>>1415262
So not only will they get to chimp out like monkeys in a zoo uninterrupted but I'll also be spending 100€ minimum for something I wouldn't need if they weren't being inconsiderate assholes. Call me proud but it just doesn't sit right with me. Also it's not like I'd be waking with them on every morning, but yeah I'm sure they would be nice to have. I'll probably give in at some point but I am seething with rage every time they start that shit so I'm going to be giving the energy back for now. Sorry for the sperg I'm just so sick of it and I'm sick how they are coddled and how their violent behaviour is considered normal. I wish I could move out.

No. 1416717

I hate my neighbors recent bright ass back porch light it's so unnecessary. I honestly think it's so they can stare at me when I let my dogs out because my yard backs up to their yard. I've caught them staring at me through their sliding glass door blinds and also down at me from their second story windows too (which look over my backyard). When I do yardwork I wear over the ear headphones and sunglasses and just face my house to try and ignore them but it sucks feeling like I'm always being watched. It doesn't help that the woman that lives there loves to have loud phone calls on her back deck at like 4am. Maybe she'll fucking stop since it's below freezing at night lately. Like go the fuck inside why are you ALWAYS in your fucking backyard or looking towards mine? I honestly think it's because I yelled at their daughter for ding dong ditching my house and chased her home. Maybe raise your kid better instead of staring at me

No. 1420938

>>1358226
Samefag, it’s finally done. Some friends and I found a new place much closer to the city and way better value. We’re all single girls and old friends from college. I’m moving in tomorrow and I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve.

No. 1421000

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>>1420938
Holy shit, this guys has his new girlfriend around and they’re awake talking and laughing at full volume at 3 in the fucking morning. At first I wanted to tell them to shut up because I have to be up at 6am to finish packing in time for the movers, but then I got the terrible idea to get up the same time and do everything as loudly as I possibly can. Not like anyone made them stay up late. Fuck the high road, I’m ready to be the asshole.

No. 1422797

my neighbor have this nasty cough which is really loud and sounds really gross. At first I was concerned when he was coughing but it's been over a month and he is still coughing. Just go to the doctor already, dude. I can't hear anything from his apartment, no talking, no TV, nothing, but his coughing is just so loud that it can trespass walls

No. 1422824

>>1416717
get a fence in the maximum height allowed in your area.

No. 1423136

My upstairs neighbors are only awake from evening to late morning and they spend that time getting shitfaced drunk, blaring music, yelling and stomping around with a ton of people over. Its obnoxious and has been going on for almost a year i dont understand how they havent died from alcohol poisoning. One day they opened their apt door and propped the front door open and blared their music as loud as possible so the whole property could hear it. Sometimes they get so drunk they start running and stumbling and yelling up and down the stairs. This happens 6/7 days a week its unbearable

No. 1423140

>>1293050
This is fucked nonna i hope youre healing alright

No. 1423300

>>1421000
good for you. Make as much noise as possible and egg their door before you leave.

No. 1424454

My neighbor loves slamming her door so much maybe I will play Lil Mama Lip Gloss at full volume for a few hours so she knows I like slamming too

No. 1424473

I guess a new family moved in but the fucking kids keep SCREAMING and stomp running up at least 5 flights of stairs, that shit is so unbelievably loud and it scares me every single time because we've had medical emergencies and stuck elevators so I'm jumpy as shit to any noise coming from there. The kids are also speaking in English with their dad so it's not only loud but foreign and loud kek am I turning into a pissy racist neighbour

No. 1424482

>>1424454
KEK anon pop yo gloss
whats poppin whats poppin

No. 1427330

>>1291997
I just like to announce that said single mom has been thrown out of her apartment due to her hoarder behavior. This means her crackhead husband won't be around anymore as well. God Bless. Now I can only hope that my landlord will rent that place to some decent people.

No. 1429765

I hate hearing neighbors have sex. Like I just want to watch TV without hearing some gross dude grunting and his girlfriend screeching like a cat in heat

No. 1451550

Why does a house with four people in it need six cars in their driveway? Next door constantly has people playing car jenga and slamming doors at all hours of the 24 clock cycle just to fit them all in and I don't get it. We don't even have garages in this neighborhood, there's nowhere to put extra cars. And all the engines are LOUD; half of the cars are oversized trucks (that never tow anything, so they're vanity trucks for city scrotes) and you can hear the motors revving for nearly three blocks. The rest are sports cars which are not any quieter. It's a shame I don't live in my old town anymore, this is the kind of behavior that would earn someone a potato in their exhaust pipe or sugar in their gas tank.

No. 1451717

>Sry, this will be a long rant and it's not even everything I have to say about my neighbours

90% of my neighbours are unemployed, so they are home 24/7, still, all the stuff they have to do, like making laundry, small construction works, cleaning the flat, they have to do on Saturday and Sunday, starting a 7 am. It's like they are acting they would go to work every day and the only free time they have is on the weekends. Well, fuck you, no, you are here, every hour of the day, we can hear you, slamming the doors, stomping around your flat, coughing from your 200th cigarettes that day, you never leave the house, except for one hour the week to get your cheap, unhealthy food. But why, why the hell do you have to wake me up at 7 am on a Saturday and Sunday, while these are my only two free days a week.

Oh, and you fucking turkish muslims next to me, there is no reason to wake up before dawn, to pray to your huggy buggy man in the sky, wash your ass in the shower and slam your doors so I wake up way before 6 am every damn morning. Your doors have door handles, you can shut the doors silently, the people before you could. And there is no reason to listen to Erdogan on full volume every day, if you like that country so much, why don't you live there? I'm sorry if I sound racist, I'm not racist, I'm just so done to wake up every damn praying hour because these stupid assholes can't shut a door silently and I can't stand hearing the voice of Erdogan anymore.

And one last thing, the leaf blowers, holy hell, whoever invented them should get one put up his ass and turned it on on full speed. My granddad with nearly 90 years could get the leaves away from his grass without annoying anyone with that damn noise.

No. 1454841

I don't care if it's a holiday, it's well past midnight and my neighbors are still setting off fireworks every five minutes. Wishing for each and every one of them that their choices blow up in their faces (in minecraft ofc)

No. 1455822

I swear my neighborhood is some sort of fucking asylum or some shit. There's always at least 1 person shouting every afternoon, it's always around the same times. The people shouting are either a teenage girl from the first floors who probably has autism, an old man who does some gutural creepy screams, or some kids crying.
It's utterly annoying, I usually ignore it but I can't help but worry sometimes and feel like something is wrong, the kids just scream like regular annoying spoiled kids, but the girl always shouts things like "I don't want to!!" Or "noooooooooo" and it's so creepy, I wish I could call the police or something but they never do anything and I would probably just be making a huge deal over something dumb like having to take a shower or doing homework.

No. 1455823

>>1455822
Samefag,
I don't know where is the old man tbh, or the kids, but I know the teen girl and some of her family members, they seem fine but I've read too many news to feel comfortable with hearing someone shouting loudly.
I also hate the people setting off fireworks every night, I don't mind loud parties, they're nice to hear tbh, I don't want to live in some ghost town or some shit, but fireworks are fucking annoying and make all of the animals feel nervous, I just won't spend the whole month of December giving drugs to my pets because some asshole likes to hear loud shit, go listen to some earrape music with earphones, faggot, like the fireworks aren't even the pretty ones, it's just the loud as fuck ones that just make lots of noise, that's it.

No. 1455826

>>1451717
Kek nonna i’m so sorry you are stuck with erdogan bootlickers

No. 1455967

>that retard that locks her car 8-10 times in a row every single time she gets home
>the insane old lady that rakes the snow off her lawn and shovels the nearly-melted parking lot for hours
>the kids that play in the parking lot instead of the 5 playgrounds and court we have
>the buffoons that let their dogs jump against my fence and bark at my dogs
The last one makes me fucking pissed. There is a sidewalk that runs behind my backyard fence, it's a shortcut behind backyards to a street a block over. People love to go through and they are nosy as FUCK. I can't let my dogs out in the yard especially in the summer unsupervised because within 10 minutes someone will be out there antagonizing them. I sit out there silently and wait and some kid will come up on his bike and stick his fingers through my fence until my dogs start losing it. Or some retard lets their dog shove its nose and paws under my gate and bark its head off at my dogs. Is it just me or is this fucking rude? When I walk my dogs and I notice there is a dog behind a fence I hustle past so I don't disturb the dog or the rest of the neighborhood. It's like people have shit for brains these days

No. 1455976

Someone pissed in the elevator again, for the 5th time this month. I live on the 8th floor.

No. 1455989

The neighbors a couple doors down from me throw parties at least every other weekend. The music is always annoying but what gets me is the SCREAMING. Why are you all screaming?? Cheering would still be obnoxious but it's more understandable than literal screaming.

No. 1465176

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One of my neighbors is the building manager and so far we've paid the utility bills to her so she can pay for the whole building, but apparently she just used her personal checking account and now her police job told her to knock it off with the suspicious money transfers each month. So we need to open a joint bank account with the neighbors which is annoying enough since literally all of us need to be physically present at the bank, but not only has everyone fucked off to fuck knows where on vacation, the shithead residence permit dealer convicted bribe taker dirty ex-politician who yelled at my mom running a so-called "visa" ""business"" on the first floor is a russian citizen so he can't legally open a fucking bank account, just fucking deport him already reeeeeeeeeeeee

No. 1465237

All night someone left their fire alarm on. I asked my boyfriend when I got home what the ringing was and he said one of the neighbors hasn't turned it off. It's so loud, how can you ignore it? It has to be a sign of lack of intelligence to allow a noise so loud to go on that long. Like, when my BF makes food and it goes off, he drops everything, turns off the alarm real quick, and continues on making our meal. Even when I left for work I heard the goddamn alarm. I feel like I'm going crazy. The one time I came home to my fire detector alarm battery going low, I took out the battery so it could stop making that noise and replaced it like 2 days later.

No. 1465268

>>1465237
Is it an empty unit with a dying battery? Happened to me and had the noise going for like three days on the other side of a shared wall. Joy

No. 1474525

a lady a few doors down from me recieved a parcel for me that my father had accidentally entered the address for. she fucking threw it away. it was only there for a few days wtaf.

saw a tyre packaged on their step, considered taking it, was a car in the drive so i assumed someone was home and might have seen.

honestly what a raggedy bitch who the HELL does something that i would never dream of doing that to someone. bet she lives on the dole too. chav.

No. 1474526

>>1451717
oh god that sounds awful, i lived in a low income area and my neighbours would be present during the day as well, stomping around at all hours, i just put earplugs in though and it wasnt too bad.

No. 1498266

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>>1422797
I made this comment two months ago and he still hasn't stop coughing. How is he not dead yet? coughing everyday for several months can't be healthy

No. 1498338

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a couple bought the place upstairs in April 2021, when we went to introduce ourselves the husband cracked the door open and then wedged himself in it. his wife didn't come to the door because she was pregnant. She gave birth in November 2021, we still have not met her. they never gave us their info (which is important if there's repairs that might effect units above/below those in your column). from what I've seen the husband has perma-shocked look on his face and the wife has demanding energy about her. the dude is a software engineer and that's all I know

their blinds are ALWAYS drawn and their footsteps insanely loud, sometimes our baker's rack in the kitchen shakes. they hardly seem to leave their house, but I did see the dad drive to the 7/11 down the street once (like a 3 min walk). I'm not nosy, it's just really noticeable how closed off they are. That and their FOOTSTEPS. the last family in that unit was a family of four, and they were silent. the kid upstairs started running too, I don't mind noise that much, but somehow their toddler is just as loud as the dad footstep wise. why won't they just get some rugs?? I can hear a phone drop on to the ground at night too, both the crashing thunk and the alarm buzzing against the floor in the morning. we have lived here a decade, never had an issue with noise until they moved in. i wanna go up there and let them know they're a little on the loud side (rugs are cool hint hint, plus you guys have a toddler) but i know the husband's just gonna owl stare while his wife something snippy and they retreat into the shadows

>once went to see if something had been misdelivered to them

>their house was completely dark when they answered the door
>lights off, blinds shut, air conditioner at full blast
>we live in california, it was like maybe 70 out, this was early afternoon on the weekend
>actual millennial cave dwellers

>they always have a ton of packages in the lobby

>december a few years ago, huge box for them, like absolutely giant, my curiosity is piqued
>oh shit, someone sent them a REFRIGERATED HAM
>box sits there for 3+ days before finally disappearing
>no they were not on vacation

No. 1498340

>>1498266
sometimes a medication can cause a cough, my mom's does, typically 3-6 light coughs in a row, as if she has a cold. if your neighbor's cough is heavy though idk

No. 1498372

>>1474526
sadly I can't wear earplugs, at night I get horrible nightmares wearing them and at day I will be anxious as hell. If everything goes as planed, I will be moving soon and before that, I will make the life of my neighbours a living hell, I can be as horrible as they are.

>>1498266
woman below me is coughing every day, many hours of the day, she is smoking 24/7, still not dead and I think she will never die and stop polluting me with her second hand smoke. And there is this guy in my street, he coughs daily, you can hear it best when it's summer every morning because of open windows, he coughs and at the same time it sounds like he is purging, this has been going on for over 3 years now. Some people just won't die.

No. 1498382

My neighbor got into an argument with another neighbor because she "almost" hit his car but all she did was back out of her parking spot, he was tough until she called her boyfriend out then he started changing his tone and called the cops. When the cops came they were confused and looked annoyed because all she did was back out of a street parking, he's annoying but it's fun to see him go crazy over his shitty car and yell at people if they even walk close to it.

No. 1499534

my elderly neighbor can't park in her spot without going into mine, and I end up not having to use a guest space. She's a sweet old lady and I feel bad about having to talk about it with her but I need to park my car

No. 1502594

I know retalitory noise is childish but I don't care. The people that lived in my neighbor's unit beforehand never slammed the door so I know she's doing it on purpose. She just arrived home at like 7:20 and slammed her door so loud it shook my wall. So I kicked the wall with full strength. I'm going to continue to do this every time she slams the door until she learns to be a normal human being. And no I can't just talk to her she refuses to speak to me since she moved in over a year ago. I think she's snooty or something. Also a retard that doesn't know how to close a door

No. 1502597

>>1502594
1) Get speakers from second hand store
2) Place facing wall
3) Every time the door slams, start playing carmeldansen
4)??????
5) Profit!

No. 1502624

>>1502594
I have a neighbour like that, moved here 6 months ago, slams every door, even the doors from the cupboards, starting at 5 am. As the neighbours before were able to shut the doors silently I assume it's not the fault of the doors, so she will get a letter very soon, maybe with a tutorial how to close doors, and if that doesn't work, I will go to the landlord, I'm done waking up at 5 am every morning, even on the weekend.

No. 1502699

>>1502597
ngl I put Soul Eater's "Excalibur" on repeat and then leave the house for hours. Never had to do it to the same person twice.

No. 1520410

Right, so, for context, he was a racer until he had an accident that damaged his head. I'm pretty sure he is blind in one eye.
He is unpredictable, often violent, purposefully drives over the flower beds to piss off the neighbor that tends to them, threatens that he will kill you, usually just very slow, but not retarded. He is independent enough to thrive on his own, but his family live in the same building. So it's not like he "isn't being cared for".
Well, despite having a toilet in his apartment, he insists on shitting in a bucket. He insists on throwing it out of the window. One time his turd froze in the snow, pointed upwards like a totem pole. That was very funny.
He also tried flirting with my grandma who is maybe 40 years older than him, after my mom rejected his advances (he gives out bouquettes that he picks from the same flowerbed he drives over).
I wouldn't say I "hate" him, but he sure is a character, and a nuisance to those who live in the same block. My neighbor who lives near him says he yawns very loudly when coming down the stairs. Like "OOOOAAAAAAA". The king announcing his arrival.

No. 1520568

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>>1502594
The fire door at the end of the hallway in my apartment slams so fucking hard it shakes my couch. The brilliant solution my neighbors have come up with? Propping the FIRE DOORS open with rocks.

No. 1520622

>>1520568
the door to our attic is a fire door, too, and if you don't shut it and someone leaves the house through the front door it will shut itself with a huge bang and every normal person would be sitting straight in their bed because of that noise. The sad thing is, I don't have normal people as my neighbours, they all seem to be deaf or dead, I don't know. I will never understand how people can be so dead, stupid and reckless. Hope you will find a better place to live, if you want to.

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I thought I’ll never post on this thread because our neighbors are decent most of the time but todayyyy oh god I’m already having a hard time sleeping and I have a headache and trying to put myself to sleep again and these mf woke up and chose to play with his grandchild this early in the morning wtfffffff. They’re so annoying like stfu and play at noon when everybody woke up. I sweaaaarrrr I’m holding myself back to not yell at them

No. 1520855

>>1520410
Is this a pasta I’ve never seen before? There’s no way this is real. I can’t believe this is not a made up story character.

No. 1522019

>>1465176
>So we need to open a joint bank account with the neighbors which is annoying enough since literally all of us need to be physically present at the bank

no offense to you nonnie but what in the council estate projects hell is this? i would NOT open a joint bank account with any of my neighbors…what's to stop someone from running off with the money you guys put in for the bills? you guys can't just pay the utilities directly to the power company?

No. 1522903

I feel like such a grinch but god damn, my downstairs neighbors are SO FUCKING LOUD, all fucking day. They're an Indian family, and they don't party into night or anything but during the day when I'm trying to focus and work from home they are ALWAYS home and ALWAYS outside, slamming their doors all day and their toddlers are constantly running around outside screaming.
Their extended family (or friends?) have also just moved in to the apartment next to theirs (where my favorite neighbors used to live, boo) and now they keep both of their front doors open all day, and go back and forth between each one like it's one big apartment. So now there's TWO sets of slamming front doors underneath me, and they yell to each other back and forth from both apartments all day. Just constant chaos, all goddamn day. I fucking hate renting.

No. 1522922

>>1465176
>>1522019
yeah wtf. anon that's a huge scam. i hope you guys never did that and lawyered up because there is zero reason why you should be doing that. the manager should herself open a separate account for the building and pay from that, which you tenants give the money to the manager via check or cash or however you do.

No. 1524049

>>1520410
I know we hate moids here but king.

No. 1525120

It's hot in my apartment but I can't open any windows b/c my downstairs neighbors chainsmoke all day and night.
I don't bother walking softly anymore, fuck them.

No. 1529694

My hag neighbor has been playing this sound from her tv next door that sounds like a whale giving birth or tim allen grunts for the last half hour so I just pressed my fan against our shared wall turned it up to max. Now she's blocked out but I bet she hears a nice hum. I will do this every time she annoys me in the future

No. 1529705

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I was considering moving but I'm scared to do it because of all the horror stories in this thread. I live too far away from my university/the city but at least my neighbours are decent. I'm scared that I will leave an okayish apartment(with dirtcheap rent) with quiet neigbors only to move to a more expensive apartment with obnoxious neigbors. Specially since I'm under the impression that apartment-renters in the city are more obnoxious than them outside of the city

No. 1529736

>old couple apartment above me
>man beats woman, he has health problems and walks with a stick,is violent, has been for years since I moved here
>swears at her, throws stuff at her, it fucking infuriates me
>I call police several times
>my mom/grandma actually saved this woman's life years ago by letting her stay over here (I live alone here now)
>police can't do much shit
>one day no more scandal
>weird quiet
>see the black thing hanged at block enntrance
>that forsaken man finally bit the dust
>about 1-2 months pass
>see furniture get out of the woman's apartment
>neighbor lady who is basically the surveillance cam and microphone of us all tells me one of the old lady's sons forced her to sell the apartment ,give him the money, buy a new 1 room apartment and SHE WILL MOVE OUT
> WHAT THE FUCK
> old lady has to THROW OUT old type furniture made from the most expensive wood (solid wood, dunno how tf to say it in english, but basically extremely expensive and beautiful vintage furniture)
>i can't wrap my head around all this fucking shit
>some weeks pass
>old lady still goes to church around here
>she lost a fuckton of weight, looks skelly
>she was actually sad somehow she lost her husband (domestic abuse victim mentality)
>feel really bad for her
This poor woman can't even live her old age in peace wtf because her son forced her to move out. The apartment was spacious , very well kept with old timey quality furniture, not the ikea minimalist shit everyone uses today. I'm so sorry for her
But wait, I'm not done yet
> gossip neighbor tells me the apartment was sold to some faggots who work abroad
> they start to renovate it (mind you this started 8-9 months or so ago)
> fucking drills at 8 am in the morning to late afternoon pretty much daily
> BONK BONK BONK loud noises
> I work from home, it drives me insane
> those people come to visit
> they are NOT quality people
> well shit, there goes my hope for a nice family to move in
> fast forward to 2-3 weeks ago
> renovations still going on, although it seems to be approaching 100%
> swearing, cursing, loud speaking from the faggots who do it, it drives me nuts
> some guys finally move in
I think it's like 2 of them, younger men, I haven't really crossed paths with them but I don't really know what to think, don't know if the apartment is rented or not since I can't remember if they were the people who visited last year.
I was really hoping a nice family would move there.
they are still renovating shit while i typed this lol

No. 1529803

I have an extremely severe anxiety disorder I’m being treated for. I don’t leave home right now. I work from home and have video therapy with a local therapist, but am working towards getting to the office. The other day when I was walking to the mailbox, my neighbor was outside and commented on how I never leave the house. It made me feel so mortified so I just said I had been sick for a long time. I don’t get why people have to comment on things like that when it’s none of their business. Like if I really had been physically sick and couldn’t leave, it would probably be an ok excuse but still none of his business. Either way, I’m not neighborly and never talk to them and it pissed me off because it’s already hard enough to deal with a stupid problem like I have without this asshole commenting on it.

No. 1529854

>>1529705
Honestly, how bad would your commute everyday be of you didn't move? I think good, quiet neighbors are seriously underated, especially if you have to study. I commuted an hour to college and back (before online school got popular), and it was rough but I didn't pay rent (lived with family) and I didn't share a room with anyone. I think the drive was worth it, in the end.

No. 1530266

>>1529803
your neighbour probably just wanted to make small talk, if he didn't say it in a mocking tone.

No. 1535902

I don't know what prompted it but my neighbor has gotten into the habit of blasting the tv at a high volume while his balcony door is open so I get to hear everything it woke me from my nap

No. 1535952

Every morning before the first "Ramadan prayer" (don't know what it's called, don't care), some time around 4 am, my neighbour is slamming the doors shut so loud that I wake up from the noise, heart beating and frightened, every fucking day. If I could, I would punch her in the face every time she can't close the doors like a normal human being.

No. 1536008

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Oh my god I hate my current living situation but can’t afford to leave. Some of my neighbors are nice but there are a few people in my complex who must not send their kids to school because they are always running around screaming and playing in the parking lot. This has led to a lot of angry confrontations and police being called because these kids will destroy property or try to fight anyone who yells at them. Our laundry facility is also always closed because we have tweekers and homeless people camping out in them and they shit everywhere; I have stepped in vomit and human feces more than once and have come across many discarded needles. Most people here are unemployed or illegal so they just sit on their balcony, smoke weed and cigarettes, and yell at their phone all day. I can’t walk my dog in one area because there’s a moid who just sits on the steps all day shouting at whoever passes by. Last time he followed me around the area screaming “Hey white girl! White girl I'm talking to you, come over here!”. Management hasn’t done shit about this fucker either and I know I’m not the only woman he’s harassed.

No. 1541978

My two worst neighbors were both gone for several weeks at about the same time, and it was bliss. Now, the warbly opera student and unemployed smoker moid with a pitbull are back…sigh. The moid is much worse by far. The smells from his apartment waft up into my unit, and it always smells like a) cigar smoke b) garbage c) dog piss. I’ve been spring cleaning like a mofo to combat the nasty smells coming from this filthy moid’s apartment

No. 1541983

My boyfriend’s upstairs neighbor has insane rage mental breakdowns while gaming. One night me and my boyfriend were laying in bed and heard noises that sounded like a couple arguing above us. There was yelling, then banging. A super loud crash followed by a long silence. Then heard a male crying “what have I done what have I done!” I was so anxious and my boyfriend was concerned. I told him to call the police that his neighbor has probably committed domestic violence or possibly MURDER. My boyfriend said he wasn’t going to just call the cops, but he was going to knock on the door and if the neighbor didn’t answer then he would. He went up there and he didn’t answer so he called the police. The police officer told us it was just a guy living alone playing video games too loudly. Honestly, at first I thought the guy was lying to the officer bc the noises were insane for just someone playing a video game. THIS IS LITERALLY A DAILY OCCURRENCE NOW. It is so annoying and the neighbor’s yelling literally sends me into full panic attacks… He should be evicted for the constant noise disturbance. If you are unable to play video games without raging you should just buy a house or learn to control your emotions.

No. 1541986

Genuinely love my apartment currently (I mean the leaks are shitty but there’s no one above me and the people below me are cool and next to me too) but there is ONE ASSHOLE who lives on a different side of the building who, without fail between 11pm-4am, drives his shitty little car with the loudest fucking exhaust i’ve ever heard. and it isn’t one of those “oh he needs it replaced”, he makes it sound that way. you hear him drive all the way to the highway on-ramp because we live in a small town and it echoes. then during the day, he plays really shitty music with the bass turned all the way up just…hanging out in the parking lot.

annoying but i guess i can deal with it for now (I hope he gets impounded)

No. 1543142

>>1509943
>>1541978
Well, the moid is getting kicked out. I heard him wailing on the phone today, “I got no place to live!” He had a shit ton of noise complaints, got a dog without telling the landlord (that tore the place up), and didn’t pay his rent. What did he think was going to happen? They were going to let him stay for free because he’s so likeable? Good riddance

No. 1543151

On more than one occasion, my neighbors have hired a mariachi band to play for them live but one time it started up at midnight and I had work in the morning. I don't care if it was for a special day, how inconsiderate can you be? Right near my window too.

No. 1550521

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I just found the perfect way of getting rid of the loud talking moids who literally stand outside my door/window to screech. I live in an apartment complex that shares a common outside corridor to the main entrance which leads to the parking space and my apartment is the first one next to the entrance. So one weekend I was doing the dishes while singing (with my window open) and I noticed that the moid who usually paces around screeching at his phone (doing his usual thing) was getting fidgety. He then ran inside his apartment and left hurriedly, just before exiting he gave a glance at my window while I kept singing. Now I'm a classically trained mezzosoprano, I don't have an "indoor singing voice" so it pretty much booms around my place, and I thought "what if my singing annoyed him to the degree of making him LEAVE the complex?. So I put it to practice. Next weekend another moid was loudly talking about his divorce or something with his mother, right next to my door, so I began singing and indeed a couple of minutes later they left. Now you may be thinking "wtf is he singing?", well I'm a committed fan of Lingua Ignota's work and my tactic seems the most effective when I sing songs from her albums. Today was the definitive proof. The loud phone moid was doing his usual routine, I decided to make some french toasts, obnoxiously banging my cutlery to signal to him that I am in my kitchen and can hear everything. He didn't falter, so I decided to sing "Disease of Men" and in no less than 1:30 minutes HE FUCKING RAN INSIDE HIS APARTMENT. I had my victory and my french toasts.

No. 1550555

>>1550521
horrifyingly based

No. 1550577

>>1550521
Theater kids really don't ever stop being annoying its incredible

No. 1550937

>>1550521
Can confirm that opera singers are annoying af. I have a neighbor who is a coloratura soprano. Everyone in the building hates her.

No. 1551852

Now that it's warm again the neighbors are out making drunken/high noise at midnight. Winter was so peaceful, nonas.

No. 1551857

>>1550937
She thinks they ran away because she scared them but they ran inside to show their SOs and roommates the video they took of the crazy lady because no one believed them

No. 1551938

>>1550521
Sorry anon but this reads like a tumblr post.

No. 1551940

>>1551938
I thought the same lol

No. 1552082

>>1550521
>Now you may be thinking "wtf is he singing?"
i didn't wonder at all, just assumed it was this song

No. 1556909

today I was woken up at 8 am from my electrical panel rattling from the frat house down the street blasting music and bass so fucking loudly. I thought i've gotten pretty used to living near them and that this is gonna happen every weekend but it's never happened this early before and i'm already hungover this SUCKS

No. 1557131

>>1541983
late reply, but nonna, I know what you are going through, the neighbour right next to me had this behaviour. He would play, shout at the game in such an aggressive way that it would frighten me and one day he even smashed his table. In my flat you can hear all of that and that it was a game because the walls are so thin, but it was horrible. He stopped playing after a year and he is still annoying, but the emotions I went through the whole time were hell. Throw him a letter in the mail box, tell him that he should get his rage under control or you will inform people about the disturbance he does. If you have, legal paragraphs are very liked among bullshit neighbours, they don't understand them and they make them afraid.

No. 1557133

>>1551852
it was, they build a place to "party" very near my flat the last year and people are already out there and blasting loud music the whole day. It's like the sun is melting their brains.

No. 1561323

>>1550521
lmao, based
>>1551857
either way, mission accomplished

No. 1565830

I hate the trashy fucker below me so much. He was gone for 2 weeks (thought he FINALLY got kicked out), but he’s back, making the whole complex smell like cigarette smoke and garbage. The cigarette smoke is so bad…my apartment smells like an ashtray. If it’s this bad in my apartment, how can he even breathe in his?? He’s been complained about so much, everyone here hates him, management wants him out, but he manages to come back time and time again like a fucking cockroach infestation. I hope he fucking dies tbh

No. 1565871

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Can I consider a church my neighbor because I want to put motor oil in the speakers or something. Starting from 7am until at least 9pm the stupid church Bells are set to ring every hour on the hour. Sometimes it’s nice because I know that an hour went by without having to check my phone but most times it’s ANNOYING. And the jingle it plays lasts like 2 minutes. Sometimes it’ll cut back on after 5 minutes for god knows why and does it even longer! Do you know how stressful it is to be running late and you hear church bells doing a jingle letting you know you let another hour go by!? It’s sick!! What is even the reason to do this every ducking day!?

No. 1566054

>>1565871
there's absolutely no reason, anon, go ahead and vandalize their speakers. your nightshift working neighbors will appreciate it too.

No. 1568586

>>1565871
>Starting from 7am until at least 9pm the stupid church Bells are set to ring every hour on the hour.

Same thing in my area but I actually like it and find it charming kek. Ours started around spring of last year. It's the screaming children during daytime and late night drunkards making a ruckus that get to me more than anything.

No. 1573529

>>1550937
didn't know there were so many opera singers (aka baristas) around. my soon-to-be-ex-roommate is also one and it made me wanna kill myself when she'd practice at 10pm on a weeknight

No. 1580905

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My neighbours are barbecuing practically everyday during the summer and it stinks my room up with the nasty smoke and meat smell.

No. 1581574

I'm going full schizo mode. Little miss loves to lock her doors will see that I also share her hobby. You need to lock your car 6x in a row so it beeps really loudly? I'll do it 6x too. Wheee I get why you like it now it's sooo fun let's be door locking buddies

No. 1581576

>>1581574
Maybe she's got OCD lol

No. 1581622

My downstairs neighbors go outside and smoke on their balcony every time I try to sit on mine and enjoy fresh air while I work. The stench is horrible and makes me want to throw up. Worst part is how it sticks to my clothes within 30 seconds and I have to change or else keep smelling smoke the rest of the day. Tobacco addicts should be ostracized by society like any other addict. I hate tobacco junkie more than any other kind of junkie. You don't see heroin addicts running around injecting heroin into random strangers but tobacco addicts always force other people to consume their shit.

No. 1587169

>visit bf's dog friendly apartment with my dog for a few hours
>the next day my bf gets a call from management saying someone reported him having a dog and that he needs to pay the pet fee
Some people need to get a life

No. 1587604

>>1587169
Can you lie and say that was your dog? Or he was pet sitting for a friend?

No. 1588114

>>1587604
it was her dog anon lmao

No. 1591922

>>1573529
Late response but music students in general seem very entitled to be loud for their ~art~. My bf and I were shown apartments with another couple (first and second floor units were available), and the girl said, “We will need the first floor apartment. For my instrument.” I said we also wanted the first floor, and she was gobsmacked like she thought I was just going to agree to let them have it lol. We decided to pass anyway because I don’t want to live near another “musician”

No. 1630022

Just hate stoners spreading their toxic fumes. It's illegal in my state so I will push back. If you're living in a drug permitting state reading this how about going outside to partake in your cancer like cigarette smokers.

>>1587169
How about paying the pet fee up-front instead of crying you got caught?

No. 1665791

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These absolute motherfuckers are such a nightmare to live with. They're the typical ghetto family, down to years of domestic abuse drama, animal abuse and several kids out of wedlock, surprisingly there is no drugs involved, just unadulterated mental illness. Not only does their house smells permanently like shit, they're also insane religious nutjobs, refusing to euthanize their dying pitbull cause "muh religion". They've been fighting, screaming, beating each other for decades, a fucking mess. They used to put their 6 dogs into a room, lock them there until they started crying for food, recently they got a rottweiler puppy and apparently the motherfuckers never trained a puppy because they keep beating the shit out of it and leaving it outside, and we cannot even report their psycho asses because they got glocks and ties to bands, they threatened other neighbors several times as well, we fucked. They're the definition of insanity and I hate them profoundly. We moving out next month, I'm sick of our mental stability being dependant of their wacko shenanigans, we risking our lives here

No. 1666165

>>1294151
Happy to announce that I bought a house, moved away, and noone is bothering my work with endless whistling anymore!

No. 1679534

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My awesome neighbor is leaving and I'm praying somebody else annoying isn't going to move in. I already have a really bad neighbor on the left of me so I can't cope with another annoying fucker on the right too.

No. 1679549

My apartment building was recently sold to a international real estate megacorp and they've turned it into a slum. All the permanent management staff were either replaced by a call center or only show up on certain days of the week to give apartment tours. They fired the security guard and apparently no longer vet the people who they allow to move in.
Our building is supposed to be smoke-free but I can't turn on my AC after 6PM without the disgusting smell of marijuana entering my apartment. More dog owners have been allowed in and half of them don't clean up after their animals. There are two apartments on either side of mine, one is occupied by a woman who is always fighting with her boyfriend or screaming at someone on her phone. On the other side is a family with 5 kids, at least three of which seem to be literally retarded because they're always yelling, kicking the walls, and have run outside naked in the middle of the night several times.
I'm desperately saving money to GTFO of this shithole.

No. 1694748

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my neighbor is smoking/selling meth and i think the fumes are leaking into my apartment and making me sick. we cannot go to the landlord about it because he is a snitch and will tell her its us who complained about it. shes had cops called over for multiple domestics and they still didn't kick her out despite us living in a government funded low income housing complex where we arent even allowed to smoke weed. she should have been evicted after having the cops called so many times but for some reason she wasn't. i can only hope something else happens and she gets evicted. when i sit on our couch by the back door which leads to a shared hallway and her backdoor i get these awful headaches that last for hours. they only seem to subside when i go to bed with my window open and fan on. i'm also nauseous and dizzy. i feel like absolute shit and it has to be their meth fumes. they may even be cooking the meth over there. she also has sketchy people over all hours of the night, the other night at 8 pm someone knocked on our door looking for her. the other day a woman was outside her door for an hour knocking trying to get her fix. this complex used to be really nice, just families and their kids. now theres another person selling meth out of another apartment i can tell cuz i see tweakers walking into the complex all the time. i don't know what to do about it because i know cops can't do anything without a warrant. i live with my elderly mother and her worker says shes going to call the cops because shes afraid she will test positive for it on her drug test. please everyone send eviction vibes for my nieghbor and/or pray she will get evicted.

No. 1695019

>>1291989
For years my building was mainly old people, which I loved bc it was quiet and clean. However, over the last couple of years, some of those ppl unfortunately died/moved and new younger families moved in, bringing screaming kids in the corridors, mess and leaving bin bags at the foot of the communal bins instead of just lifting it up and putting the bags in the bins?!? Infuriating, the owner finally had to install a camera and a sign against flytipping bc for weeks in summer there was a sea of rubbish bags strewn on the floor. Currently someone has slapped pieces of ham on the window, and one woman has her kid up at gone midnight some nights (I'm guessing it's a custody handoff but still), they shouldn't be up that late and of course the kid is SCREAMING and waking everyone up. Sick of it, bring back the oldies.

No. 1704401

I saw one of my neighbors bringing an obese hulking tim to her house. I'm not too upset because he didn't try to talk to me or anything. I was just grossed out when I had to see him when I was just walking my cat around my otherwise lovely neighborhood.

No. 1704409

>>1694748
Burgerfag?

No. 1704440

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I have this boomer neighbor with a little dog that she lets bark 24/7. It's a little yappy one. She ties it out the front of her house all day. I put a letter through he mailbox asking her to shut her dog up after it woke me up one morning, so she retaliated by putting it out at 3am to bark, waking me up again.
So I called animal control and they told me there's nothing they can do about it barking all day because it's "hard to enforce" and if it wakes me up at 3am again to call the cops???
The worst part is her dog can access the sidewalk from where it's leashed and it attacks any dog that walks passed. It attacked my dog once. A pittbull or something is going to tear it up at some point and she won't even care.
A constantly barking dog is a sad dog.

No. 1704849

>>1704440
Unhook the dog and give it the freedom of choice.

No. 1705413


No. 1717220

moid breeder neighbor on the floor above screams like a tard 2-3 times a day and turns on the most retarded music imaginable very loud, i also heard him and maybe his female partner (where he got the constantly crying child from) having sex once. fucking disgusting

No. 1717248

>>1704440
If you’re a burger:
Look up local laws regarding noise restriction/regulation,
Call animal control - get copy of complaint,
Call police about nuisance noise - get copy of complaint,
If she’s renting call her complex management and complain directly to them, provide proof of police/animal control complaint,
If she owns the property invest in earplugs and an extra loud alarm or an alarm that can vibrate to wake you up as needed.
I feel your pain anon but these morons think they’re untouchable and they don’t stop, even when they get rid of the dog typically in a week they’ve got another one. Shes just a shit person.

No. 1717971

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My neighbors have 3 dogs and one of them had 5 or 6 puppies a couple months ago. All the dogs live outside 24/7 in their unfenced yard. They charge at us whenever we go into our own driveway, especially if we have our dogs with us. Lately they've started chasing cars, and the puppies (which look like they are starving) have started just wandering around in the road all the time. People drive pretty fast through here and inevitably one of the dogs is going to get hit. I'm going to be devastated if it's me that ends up killing one. The dogs also attack the postman and delivery drivers. I don't care if they get their own deliveries cancelled but multiple people in my house rely on prescriptions that we have to get delivered and some of the drugs will actually go bad and have to be reshipped if they don't arrive on time. Rednecks are the worst fucking people, just insanely inconsiderate of others, abusive to animals, chronic drunk drivers, I hate them I hate them I hate them
Picrel that's pretty much what they look like except they're blonde

No. 1727218

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fuck all my faggot neighbors that constantly move around their wooden furniture in the loudest fashion possible all fucking day. is it so hard to get picrel?!

No. 1727226

>>1717971
report them for animal neglect

No. 1727240

I really like my neighbor actually but she’s quite nosy and always checking in on me. She’s older so I think she takes on a motherly role with me but it’s gotten to a point where I dread going out in case I have to speak extensively with her. I even felt bad not wishing her a happy Mother’s Day. It’s a trip

No. 1727246

>>1727240
I have something similar going on, it's sweet that my neighbour cares but it's smothering. I've taken to half jogging when I'm on my way out so I can say I'm in a rush and can't talk.

No. 1727523

my stupid fucking neighbor always parks their car along the side of the building directly across from the parking spaces and it makes it a total pain in the ass to back your car out. it’s a mercedes too, so it’s not like it’s a cheap car. i complained to the managers and they sent an email out saying to only park in the parking spaces, not along the building, and they stopped for a few weeks but started doing it again! i’m going to hit their stupid car one day and i’m going to be so pissed about it.

No. 1727853

>>1727226
I did but I think another neighbor beat me to it because the SPCA visited them on the same day. Nothing has changed though. I don't think anyone really cares about dogs out here. There's dozens of loose dogs in the area, my neighbor just has the worst ones.

No. 1728181

If it would be allowed to strangle your neighbours, I would do it. I'm so angry by now. Every night they wake up at 3:30 am, stomping around their flat, then at 4:30 am they leave the house with doors banging, stomping through the staircase, go to their car, drive somewhere and are back at around 5 am. Then they will go banging with the doors again, opening their windows and smashing against the radiator so fucking loud that if I'm not awake by then, I surely will be. Today we got a new feature, they have turned their radiator on and off three times and it's so loud in my room that I just can't sleep anymore. I wonder where they are going at this time of night every night, there is nothing open except a petrol station near me and I assume them stupid enough to drive there every night to get their cigarettes. I can't wait for the time I move far away from all this annoying stupid humans.

No. 1728190

I hate one specific neighbor enough that I reported him to our office. He doesnt even park outside our building he parks at the other but his music is so loud it vibrates into my rooms. He comes home between 11pm-5am so these are way outside quiet hours. Motherfuck has washed his car while blasting music for everyone mid day. One day I woke up to his vibrating rap at 5am to find him outside dancing with someone around 20 minutes until the car shut off. I hate him. If this piece of shit got evicted I wouldnt care. My own office told me to call the police on noise complaint if it keeps up.

No. 1733918

i can hear every word of the songs they are playing so fucking loud. the house is a block away from me and I kinda wanna call the cops tbh it feels like it's louder than normal

No. 1734133

I really wish our apartment management would stop renting 1 bedroom apartments to 4+ Pajeets at a time. I can never take a shower without getting scalded/frozen because they run the shower/tub constantly (we share water). They kept setting off the smoke alarm in the hallway, and instead of opening a window or whatever, they disabled the smoke alarm so it just beeps all the time. I love Indian food, but whatever they cook smells fucking awful like sour milk. And the music…my god. (Btw 4 of the units in our 6 unit building are rented to Pajeets who cram themselves in like sardines so fml)

No. 1734287

>>1734133
Pretty sure you can report them disabling/tampering with a smoke alarm. As far as food goes, I feel like they are immune to that smell for some reason. I got some shitty neighbors and there are like 6 of them for no reason. had no kids in this area for years and suddenly there are so many kids.

No. 1734288

>>1733918
If you have noise ordnances in place, which most places do, you can make a noise complaint to the cops. No shame. Just do it.

No. 1734291

>>1728190
pop his tires when he isnt around, but only 3 not 4, so he cant claim insurance.

No. 1734367

This turkish neighbour of mine is the most horrible person living here for the past years, and there were/are a lot of horrible persons living here. She is on the telephone at least 8 hours a day, screaming with her high pitched voice into it like she is possessed by a demon. I can hear everything she says even though I'm two rooms away from her. At around 12 and 6 pm she will play loud turkish music, sometimes for half an hour, sometimes for way longer and most of the times she will be "singing" to it. She doesn't know how to use doors, because she slams them so loud you can hear them through 5 walls and she will do that at 4 am, if she has to use the toilet. She moves her furniture around every hour, without anything muting the noise. Every day she will clean her rug by beating the dust from it over her balcony, not that there are any people living below her or might walk there, why should she care that someone will get her dirt in the face. How can one person be so annoying, my other neighbours have two young children and I don't hear them most of the times.

No. 1734518

My downstairs neighbours are an African family with 2 kids. It is a small 2 bed flat and the dad drives a fucking merc. Not only do I have to listen to these 2 fucking children crying constantly, but they will play music very loud either ridiculously early in the morning or ridiculously late at night.

They seemed nice enough when I first met them but they're so noisy that I just cannot stand them. I work from home and every week without fail, the dad cleans his car with all the doors and boot open to blast out his music so loud I can hear it in my office with the window closed.

How do people have so little self awareness that they are just massive inconsiderate cunts?

No. 1734526

I've lived here for 10 fucking years without issue and I JUST got a letter in the mail warning me about my dogs barking too much and that if I get 2 more violations I have to go before the fucking board? I know it's the new bald scrote that moved in next door or some of my dumbfuck neighbors to the back of me that are blaming the new puppy a few doors down on MY dogs or some retarded shit. My geriatric mutts will get out a couple yips before I hustle them back in every fucking time. It's NOT me and I have done NOTHING wrong. I'm fucking pissed right now. Wow. Whoever reported me needs to check themselves.

No. 1734529

>>1734526
Also, I'm getting a camera for my backyard now and if they try to get me for another violation I'll ask for proof because I'll have hours of them being silent good dogs. Show me a recording of them barking for more than 10 seconds at a time, yeah, you fucking can't. Shit for brains faggots

No. 1744955

>>1734529
Some random scrote I've never seen before just came to my door with a cop complaining about my dogs barking saying that I let them bark for hours when I'm not home and leave my windows open. Uh…. no, I don't leave my windows open when I'm not home. And barely leave for more than 15 minutes at a time only to get groceries. And when I am home I only crack them for a couple of minutes to let smoke from cooking escape and even then I don't even play the tv because I don't want people to hear my shit
I'm going to go buy more calming treats, show them the reciept for the camera and maybe even barking collars (wont actually put them on my dogs) and send a letter to the office going look, I feel menaced. It's been only a week and I've had a letter threatening my living situation here AND a cop at my door for a dog that only barks for a couple seconds at a time a few times a day. I feel harassed. I honestly feel harassed

No. 1745128

>>1744955
I think that you're just the victim of a dog hating sperg, they will look for literally any reason to complain about dogs. If it wasn't the barking he would say he could smell your dog and it's offensive to his senses or something else retarded.

No. 1746768

i despise bass in the musical sense. the retarded scrote filled frathouse a BLOCK down from me pumps bass out of their speakers all day long from thursday night to saturday night, and today too because it's a holiday. Tomorrow isn't a holiday though! Let me fucking sleep without feeling beats pulsing in my fucking skull.

No. 1748017

>>1745128
I think so too. This is fucking insanity. Also, get this, they are punishing me FASTER than they said they would. The notice I got IN WRITING said that if I received 3 notices I would have to go before the board. I recieved one notice 9 days ago in the mail, then I had the cops at my door 2 days ago. Today I called asking about the status of inspections and management talked to me and said that she was sending another letter to my house about my dogs because he has been filing complaints about me incessently. And she says he brought someone over and recorded them going nuts when I had guests and that his home is "unlivable".
>when did he have a guest? This guy has no gf or friends from what I can tell and he lives alone and I've never heard him have company over when I was home
>like I said I a borderline agoraphibic homebody and only leave for the store basically I'm literally always home when was he able to get a recording of my dogs freaking out for longer than 10 seconds at a time?
I feel menaced right now.
I bought my dogs calming collars, calming treats, calming diffuser spray, I train them with the spray bottle, I have a shock collar I use on the one with the degenerative neurological problem that I vibrate if he riles up whining. I've lived here for 10 years and I've never had anybody complain about my dogs until now and management agreed when I brought that up and told me that she even told the guy that. So why are they punishing me so severely and quickly

No. 1748046

>>1748017
Fight fire with fire. Start accusing him of having guests over all the time for suspiciously short amounts of time.

No. 1748548

>>1748046
I need to do something I'm at the end of my rope might find a lawyer I feel like this guy is trying to get me evicted and nothing I'm doing matters and I am getting punished over and over and over even though my dogs don't bark and I'm always home

No. 1771598

My apartment complex has a autistic child in it and all he does is shriek. I know exactly what time he gets out of school or when his parents bring him home because the screaming outside starts and goes on until his parents walk him into the house.
They have recently bought him a pretend tractor and now the dad walks around the parking lot with him as he drives and shrieks as fast as he can draw breath. It's beyond grating but I can't even be mad at the parents as the constant screaming must echo in their apartment and not only do they deserve little breaks, but they're just trying to be good parents by playing outside with their kid. Still, I wish the child had never been born.

No. 1774981

>>1748548
The saga is hopefully over I just went before the board tonight and they were ALL on my side, and one of them actually started cracking up at what a freak my neighbor is. He was like what the fuck does he want you to do? They were very impressed with the list of methods I've taken to keep them quiet and management was on my side too and she vouched for me. They kept going wow so you lived here 10 years without incident and this guy that JUST moved in suddenly has a problem with you AND has never even spoken to you.. Yeah it's looking good for me. I'm so happy right now. Fuck that bald prick

No. 1774986

>>1771598
Why the hell are there so many autistic males being born??

No. 1774995

>>1774986
IIRC, the older a male gets, the more likely his sperm is to carry "autism" into the unborn "child". There's big propaganda that "older men are the best" or that "men don't hit the wall like women do", so you have all these naive women going after and starting families with older scrotes who ejaculate nothing but tard juice.

No. 1775326

This guy who rides his polaris every single day leaves it running in his driveway while his music blasts so the entire street can hear it. The worst part about this is he will play the same songs over and over again for days like an autist and it's always the most random shit. First it was rap shit, then it was michael jackson's thriller on repeat for two days, then it was sweet dreams by eurythmics, then he played ill be home for christmas on repeat. And he always parks it while blasting music at the exact same time everyday exactly at around 11 am. Annoying little shit.

No. 1781909

what do you think of this anonymous letter I'm gonna leave at my genZ neighbors door before I print it? I had chatGPT make it because I'm autistic and wanted it to be casual toned to be relatable yet taken seriously

>Yo, neighbor, what the heck? Are you even aware how bad your BO is? Like, you are literally stinking up the whole dang neighborhood, and it has been making me super-uncomfy, and also, it's lowkey making my cat sad AF, fr. It's so not cool, and it's making everyone's lives miserable. Why don't you take some dang showers and clean up, instead of living stinky? It's so rude and not pog at all.

No. 1781911

>>1781909
Lmao nonna don't send that!
Just sat "you smell, please shower. Alot of people talk about it. Thanks"

No. 1781922

>>1781909
It made me laugh, but that would actually be quite cruel to send. You should send, "Dear apartment 1232, a couple of people have noticed a strong smell emanating from you and your apartment. It's easy to become nose blind to bad smells, so I recommend a deep clean, doing all your laundry, and taking a shower."
Or, "Bro, the neighborhood is having a showering contest. You go first."

No. 1781923

>>1781909
KEK anon you can't be for real

No. 1782123

>>1781909
I think your letter is perfect the way it is, don’t listen to the other nonnas

No. 1782189

>>1781909
I’m fucking crying oh my god lmfao

No. 1782197

>>1781909
Please send it nonna, for the love of anything that’s good, send it.

No. 1805251

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Holy hell the guy living above me is getting some Christmas slippers. I've never known anyone who had such a problem with heel-striking, and why is he even running up and down constanty????

No. 1805253

>>1805251
Kek. i hope they get the softest slippers ever. I am sorry you are dealing with that.

No. 1805423

>>1805251
i really enjoy and vibe with this picture, especially without the caption. its a mood board of some kind. a tasteful obscurity

No. 1806045

Not to sound crazy, but I think my neighbor has a plan to rape me. I have no "real" basis to come to this conclusion, but ever since my grandma died she would come into my dreams and give me "warnings" of various things that would happen and it came true the majority of the time. in my dream a few weeks ago she told me he was stalking me and had a plan to rape me.

he's always been "off" but I never thought of him as dangerous. he's in his 30s and tends to have drama with girls a lot, particularly involving girls in their early 20s. I mind my business. My husband did say he has asked off questions about me in the past but nothing crazy? I'm moving out soon anyway

No. 1806056

>>1806045
trust your intuition. your grandmother in your dreams may be how your unconscious feels comfortable voicing what you have picked up on in real life. maybe it's not rape but the asking off questions about you to your husband is disturbing.

No. 1806063

>>1806045
Whatever is the true intention of your neighbour, trust your gut and stay safe nona. This could be your gut (and your grandma) trying to warn you of something dangerous. Sometimes we aren't even aware of these things, and our subconscious simply gives us messages based off observed signs.

No. 1806321

>>1806045
That's your instinct telling you to gtfo. When are you moving out? You make it seem like you already found a new place, at least I hope so.

No. 1806334

>>1806045
Women have these kind of feelings to keep them safe. I hope you'll be okay, anon. Just stay alert.

No. 1806341

when I was a baby, my parents had a horrible neighbour. my dad worked early shifts so he was up at like 5am sometimes, and my neighbour had these shrub bushes in his front garden and my dad when he was leaving to work, lifted them out of the ground so the roots would be pulled but it wasn't noticeable and they all died.

No. 1806349

>>1806045
This is kind of schizo.

No. 1806350

>>1781909
It won’t work unless you threaten to u*nalive yourself.

No. 1806352

>>1806341
? That just makes your dad sound like a terrible neighbor

No. 1806362

>>1806352
he was really pervy to my mum and would stare at her when she was in the garden and was always banging his bins against the house. deserved

No. 1806374

>>1806350
> u*nalive yourself
So we did get a mass invasion of retards. Hey retard, you can say kill yourself here.

No. 1806375

>>1806350
Go back.

No. 1806464

>>1806374
>>1806375
You guys I was literally joking.

No. 1807654

>>1806464
You can't joke around autistics, they don't get jokes.

No. 1811862

>>1807654
I was literally replying to the most obviously sarcastic joke about zoomers and the way they speak. How the fuck didn’t they get it? They’re dumb as well as autistic. They should totally u*nalive themselves no cap fr.

No. 1811886

Why lie about it? Why say it’s someone else when it’s clearly you shithead? We can hear it happening in other rooms and not happening when you’re not home but sure it’s some other mysterious occupant of the complex banging on the walls so hard they shake! Guess you didn’t like me waking you up at 3am like you were constantly waking us up and decided to fucking stop! Unbelievable.

No. 1820411

It'll be two and a half years. Two and a half fucking years that this Latin American loudmouth above me doesn't understand that in Currywurstland you don't make noise at night between 10am and 6am, especially when his goddamn kitchen is above my bedroom and he is well fucking aware of it because I have told the scrote before.
Every damn fucking morning between 5:30am and 6:15am since October he wakes me up, and when he doesn't wake up at this ungodly hour, which used to be the only schtick he had, he disturbs my evenings from 11:30pm onwards with whatever music or loud discussions with whomever he invited home, especially Thursdays for some goddamn reason, as if other people didn't work Friday.
No offense to the nonnas in Latin America, I understand cultural differences but when you're not on your turf, you can't argue for two and a half years that "It's muh culture" to justify destroying someone's sleeping schedule.

I'm going to write to the office he pays rent to for the third or fourth fucking time (they're another can of worms I ain't going to get into, those useless fucks). 2024 isn't starting with another series of sleepless nights, I won't goddamn allow it.

No. 1822749

>>1820411
This is like the 4-6 (seems to change daily) Indian guys living above us in a 1 bedroom. My partner asked them to turn the music down at 3 am on a random Tuesday night, and they weren’t even having a party. He said it was just those guys sitting on the floor (no furniture besides mattresses) with strobe lights going, doing absolutely nothing, listening to that awful Indian club music.

No. 1822766

>>1820411
so you're just assuming he's latin american even though he could be spanish? spanish moids are fucking loud and disrespectful too. way to be racist.

No. 1823094

>>1820411
Are you in germany? i know they're strict about noisy neighbors. Write about him to your hoa or landlord. Get him sorted.

No. 1823096

>>1822766
Go back to twt. No one cares.

No. 1826908

It's four in the goddamned morning and some jagoff is setting off fireworks. The fuck.

No. 1827027

>>1820411
Even 10 pm is pushing it, I don't dare to do anything after 8. 5.30 is debatable, some simply have to go to work early.

>>1822766
Retard, normal people know basic stuff about people living next to them. Plus you hardly need any spanish skills to hear the difference between murican and euro spanish kek

No. 1843863

>>1774981
I assume management told him to kick rocks because the board ruled in my favor so he left a note taped dead center on my storm door telling me to come over and talk to him and clear the air. I'm literally going to ignore him you call the cops on me I have nothing to say to you you made an enemy sorry. He can just talk to the neighbors on his left I will never do anything for him or even speak to him

No. 1843987

>>1843863
When a man harasses you for months.. yeah sure I'll go over to your place and chat? With his history of making up or greatly exaggerating things I'd at minumum be worried he'd accuse you of threatening him if you so much as interact in private

No. 1844381

>>1843863
That's great news, nonners! I hope all your neighbors give him cold shoulder.

No. 1847319

>>1843863
Be careful anon.

I want to move into a house alone soon but stuff like this makes me so nervous, I don't want some schizo male neighbor contriving some insane narrative in his head about me

No. 1922103

The disabled girl from my building keeps shouting. Maybe it's because the power died and her grandparents surely only use tablets and other devices to keep her distracted, but this is tiresome, I can't even relax because she's crying.
If this was so first world country, I'm pretty sure most people in this building would've gotten CPS involved because the amount of children crying that I hear daily is insane. But the police is retarded and the system that "protects" children is surely trash so no one even tries to call them.
I honestly don't know what's the "normal" amount of heavy crying that a child can experience in his/her daily life but it sure manages to make me feel annoyed and worried, maybe it's just a maternal instinct or something.

No. 1922117

I have to walk my dog at the park because so many people in my neighborhood let their dogs roam free. First and only time I tried to walk my dog in the neighborhood I had to avoid 10 different dogs, thought I was in the clear and was going to book it home when some dumb lady and her dog were in their yard with the gate open. Dog runs towards us and freaks my dog out while the lady keeps insisting that she's actually really friendly! Dog had shit recall and would not listen, I had to pick my dog up and walk with the lady to her door while someone inside bribed her with treats just so she'd stop following me. I can't wait to move.

No. 1922130

>>1847319
I know, this is old, but if you have male friends or family, invite them over at the beginning, so everyone will know that there is a man in your life. I did live alone for a long time and always had slippers from my brother very noticeable in my hallway, so that everyone would think I'm not living alone. It's just very tiresome that we have to think about stuff like that. Right now I have a neighbour who would always leave the house when I left, no matter what time it was in the morning and that only stopped after a male friend moved in with me. Most neighbours will leave you alone, but I'd rather be a little bit too carefully than having a guy stand in front of my door thinking he is in love with me or stuff like that.

No. 1922391

Every few weeks my neighbor screams things like "I dont wanna do this anymore" while banging on walls pretty loudly, sounding like a mental breakdown.
I felt sorry for her and put a note out for her in case she wanted someone to talk or chat to when depressed. But now I overheard her talking to some older dude, saying how it's "embarassing that she heard [us]" plus some weird shit about DID/discordesque lingo I didn't understand, so now I'm thinking it's all part of a weird RP with this moid.
Never reaching out again…

No. 1926611

I think my next door neighbors are tweaking out right now. They're banging stuff around and occasionally screaming.

No. 1927990

My neighbor's boyfriend just almost killed her and I had to call 911. They were fighting and screaming and she suddenly went silent and he starts screaming for help. The police did the interview in front of my apartment door and the boyfriend says that he pushed her and that she fell and hit her head. An ambulance took her away and she did not look good.
Also, the police took their sweet goddamn time getting up here. They stopped to interview people by the pool about what they saw while she lay unconscious on the floor.

No. 1938436

Last night I could actually breathe because the human cigarette who lives below us left his apartment for his once in a blue moon social interaction. I hate this fat moid so much hope he dies of cancer or heart disease soon

No. 1943906

Holy shit my upper neighbor is having a party and he will not fucking shut up for a second. His voice is insanely deep too, so it resonates off the walls. Like no one's actually answering him most of the time, and he just keeps going and going. Just based on his voice I can tell he's am ugly fat retard too. At least his wife isn't shrieking at him for being a useless retard too for once.

No. 1943946

>>1927990
That's so scary! I truly hope she recovers and he gets sent to prison. This is insane how men have no issue using violence on women in their own homes.

No. 1943949

>>1922117
I would suggest carrying dog or bear mace for your safety. Free roaming dogs are extremely dangerous

No. 1944502

i feel so bad for the 2 girls living in the flat downstairs. their mom will often loudly lash out at them. honestly dread encountering this woman at the hallway, seems to be pissed 24/7. when we accidentally dropped our keys on their window (my sister was trying to drop them cause our intercom wasn't working) instead of simply giving them to us, they told us to contact the buliding's management.
there's also this scrote somewhere in the building who has serious anger issuses and yells at his crying toddler and who i assume to be his wife. i want to do something about it but idk where they live exactly.

No. 1968239

>>1927990
They got back together yesterday. This bitch is retarded.

No. 1968246


No. 1971000

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My trashy neighbor couple have loud fights very often, we called the police one time when it was especially bad. I ran into them in the hallway, the woman gave me a dirty look. Like sorry bitch I don't want your wannabe gangster boyfriend to beat the shit out of you.

They do give me a few laughs now and again though, they sit on their balcony right next to us, cough loudly and then thick weed smell flows into our apartment kekkk. They tried smoking inside too, but the smell leaked into the hallway and they tried covering it up with incense lmaoo

No. 1978830

My Indian neighbors downstairs had a (I'm assuming autistic?) little child who would do nothing but scream and scream and screech all day. Every single fucking day, while I'm trying to work from home, this child would scream and scream bloody murder. Like

>sharp inhale screEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>inhale REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>inhale SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The first time I heard it was so unnerving and I was scared that the kid was being abused, but nope, the kid is just retarded and has meltdowns multiple times a day. It was bad enough that it was right beneath my floorboards, but they also leave their doors and windows wide open, and toodle around outside with the kid and let them scream and scream their head off where it pierces through all of our windows.
A few weeks ago, I heard another neighbor outside shout "ENOUGH ALREADY! We've all been SUFFERING FOR YEARS!" kek.

WELL, good news nonas- I went out of town last week and returned home to discover they FINALLY fucking moved out!!!! I want to throw a party, holy shit! I wonder if they got evicted for the noise. This has been the first quiet workday I've had at home in ages.

No. 1978842

>>1978830
>A few weeks ago, I heard another neighbor outside shout "ENOUGH ALREADY! We've all been SUFFERING FOR YEARS!"
KEK that's hilarious, wish I could say this to my neighbours and their annoying ass kids that they unleash on the neighbourhood

No. 1979414

Bit of a unique situation but my neighbours are in a 3-man gay polycule. When we first moved we thought they were brothers however, my bed is right next to my window which faces their bathroom window with no obstruction (they literally had a tree removed recently to worsen it) and I can see them showering together, oftentimes, one of them will go onto the ground. They are consistently having coitus in the shower no more than 5 metres from my window which directly faces them like why would you not STOP. Its a big house surely you have another shower??? I've accidentally made eye contact with them multiple times and they still fucking do it. I just try keep my blinds shut since they removed the tree.

No. 1979472

>>1978830
Why did no one complain for years? Congrats on your newfound peace, though. That kid was probably inbred

No. 1980458

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I have to live in handicap public housing and I don't mind it for the most part because it's mostly old people, which I'll take over partying youngins. But I get so many that just talk at me because they're lonely and/or senile so I have to plan my routes to avoid as many people as possible.
But unfortunately one of my neighbors has taken to me. She's kind of schizo and will just ramble and swear at me about random bullshit. I try to humor her while getting away but I'm afraid of getting on her bad side because I don't want retaliation. Today she was calling everyone around here dangerous and jigaboos (she's black herself, by the way), when it's super safe. Saying to call the cops on suspicious people. She was just pointing out random people who were minding their own business and shit talking them and I had to just nod along and listen to her.
Then she commented that she watches me walk around a lot. She's also has watched two of my friends out her window and made noises at them for no reason. I have a few guy friends who have visited me before, and she pointed that out and implied I was fucking them, which I'm not. I can't even say this is hate I just don't want to talk to anyone and knowing that me and my friends are under surveillance by Auntie Ruckus at all times bothers me

No. 1980471

>>1979414
They're doing it on purpose. Nobody decent would dare have clear uncovered bathroom windows where their neighbors can see them naked. That's pervert exhibitionist behavior.

No. 1980514

>>1980458
shut the fuck up. you likely pay less than 2/3rd of what most people your age has to pay for rent and get to live in a quiet community. deal with your neighbors like an adult and stop having random multiple moids come through your property.

No. 1980525

>>1980514
>Random multiple moids
The first friends I mentioned in my example are women, kek. When I say guy friends I'm talking about like, two.
I'm not even complaining, I'm pretty happy living here and I'm happy my rent isn't high. I just don't know how to deal with angry old people. Why are you so upset?

No. 1980589

>>1980458
>Auntie Ruckus
Lol, and yeah that sucks, just try to avoid her as much as possible, you don’t want to get on a schizos’ bad side.

No. 1983036

It's nearly two in the morning and the neighbors in back of me are hammering. They've been at this for hours and have been doing it for weeks.

No. 2005594

I wish my neighbours would finally die through lung cancer. It's over 25°C in my flat and I can't open the windows because they smoke 24/7 and all the new and old smoke ascends from them right through my window into my flat. And because my country sucks, I don't have any legal rights to be protect from potential cancer through second hand smoke because I can't get in the way of their freedom. Wish their would be anything to make them living here a complete nightmare like they have been making it for me for the last years.

No. 2005679

my neighbour across the street from me is a cop. the first time i met him is when he pulled me over for the first time and i'll give him that time it was warranted because i was going a little over the limit, but the second time he pulled me over for absolutely no reason at all. when i asked him why he said i was "a little aggressive back there" (meaning like 10km behind us where he started following me from) and when i asked what i did that was aggressive he couldn't give me an answer and told me i was putting him in an awkward position, then let me go. even my coworker was driving behind me the whole time and saw it all happen and said it was weird that i was pulled over. now i always feel like he's watching me or keeping tabs on me when i leave my house and its uncomfortable.

No. 2005792

>>2005594
They make air cannons that can launch fart smells and they only make a twang noise when used. Can you use those on them?

No. 2015494

woke up at 2:30 am at my idiot moid neighbors idiot female quests screaming like fucking banshees and haven't slept since, work starts at 6. sorry for my misogyny but the certain piercing women's high pitched drunken screaming just is just so fucking annoying, though this time it was once again a man's fault after all because he keeps bringing these trashy girls home to fight there.

No. 2015496

>>2015494
Do you live in my street there's students across from me screaming right now and some girls are doing cartwheels. It's 0306am. I'm up smoking weed watching YouTube so I don't care about the noise but if I had work tomorrow I'd be out on my balcony telling them to grow up and go drugs in the kitchen like normal students

No. 2016346

I got catcalled by a twelve year old (I assume, gen alpha males are behemoths for some reason) scroteling while walking from the front door to my car some twenty paces away. I hate this place.

No. 2039749

Do management/landlords count as a neighbor itt? For some reason the corrupt fucks who own the neighborhood have had the city landscapers come in with leaf blowers four days in a row this week. This shithole isn't large enough nor has enough trees to require a single day of leaf blowing, let alone four days with a full landscaping team. If that weren't suss enough, the workers blow debris into everyone's yards and then management sends us fines and tickets for "unkempt lots". Corrupt motherfuckers every last one of them.

No. 2039768

>>2016346
imagine getting intimidated by a literal child and not telling him to fuck off and/or tell his parents

No. 2039987

>>2039768
I don't know who his parents are and it's not worth dealing with tard rage from a scroteling who is somehow twice my size, plus the two other boys who were with him. Hope you gain some situational awareness soon.

No. 2069718

I want to kill my loud neighbours right now aaaagh

No. 2069724

>>2015496
I miss living on the 7th floor because I used to dump water down onto loud people and nobody ever knew it was me

No. 2069726

>>2069718
I left ou the most insane primal scream after shouting "can you shut the fuck up?" and they actually went inside and closed the door behind them in silence, thank you Goddess

No. 2072833

There are frequent power outages in my country so I have to take stairs and inhale all the stench and smoke left by motherfuckers that smoke right on the staircase. I'm pretty sensitive to this shit so I usually cough and have scratchiness in my throat and chest after that. They can't actually do it in public places but stupid mfers probably don't consider it to be public even though they're not the only ones living there. I could report them to the police and they'd have to pay a fine but I need evidence first like a video or witness statements from other neighbors, something like that. It's a pain in the ass though and I hope I can talk to them and try to convince them to go outside when I catch them in the act but I'm not sure how to go about it.

No. 2133876

Dude, why do Indian men need to talk loudly on the phone 24/7? They hang out in barefooted groups on the balconies and fire escapes, talking for 6+ hours straight or listening to shitty Indian rave music blasting from one of their phones. The building has had pest problems since they moved in. They leave their trash outside their doors to rot for weeks. They are so fucking nasty, rude, and ugly af. Can’t wait for them to leave

No. 2133892

>>2133876
Whoa, your male Indian neighbors do this exact same thing? What the fuck, I thought it was just the assholes who live next to me. Plus, mine smoke. And four adult males standing on a balcony for hours smoke more than a literal fucking chimney.

No. 2133903

>>2133876
>The building has had pest problems since they moved in.
My sister has the same issue ever since an Indian restaurant opened in her street. It's full of rats now.

No. 2133910

>>2133876
Why do people leave their trash outside the doors? My neighbor (not indian) does the same and sometimes this shit is leaky, too. She's bonkers so it's no use speaking to her, she'll only get mad. But I don't get it. If you're too lazy to throw it out, why can't you keep it inside? Why can't you put it into additional bag if it's stinky and especially if it's leaky? Why everyone else should see and smell it but not you? Fuck

No. 2133925

>>2133876
They congregate outside to perv ob passerbys. That's just want men do.

No. 2133940

Can my neighbors get hurt if I dump water on them when they’re being loud and belligerent at 12 am? I’m on the 7th floor. I don’t want to hurt them, I just want to piss them off the way they piss me off.

No. 2134115

>>2133910
Had neighbors who did this in an apartment. Stunk out the corrider leaving leaky trash bags outside their door for days. The floor in the corriders was that industrial carpet some places still weirdly have in common areas so was trash juice stained and restained. Someone else confronted her one day and all I heard is
> don't you understand, I have a t-o-d-d-l-e-r
He walked away not wanting to be an ass attacking a single mom. She was married. Every morning when her husband headed down to his car he was walking the same route that'd bring you to the bins.. emptyhanded

No. 2134155

>>2133940
Like a glass/bucket of water? They'll be fine. Just leave out the high pressure firefighter hose. Make sure you can't be seen doing it since splashing someone with water is considered criminal assault in some jurisdictions.

No. 2134465

My downstairs neighbours are so fucking loud, they have 5 kids in a very small 2 bed flat. I am constantly kept awake or woken up at stupid hours by them shouting at eachother in Nigerian or their kids screaching.

The dad is the worst fucking one, they don't live in a tiny little place because they're poor because he has 2 luxury cars. This motherfucker has come up knocking on my door to go off on me for being too noisy multiple times, one of which I was asleep and was woken up. He sits outside in his car blasting the worst fucking music I have ever heard while his wife stands there holding a baby shouting at him to come back inside.

I got real curious about it, he claims to be a doctor but has no registration as such whatsoever which I find sketchy. He has social medias about him being a dad, but the photos seem weird, I've seen their home, they usually have their curtains closed but I can see mould growing up their windows when I'm walking past outside. I once knocked on their door cos I got their post and the place, just the hallway I saw at least, was filthy. Its like they only have 1 clean room in the whole place? I'm rambling but I fucking hate this weird hypocrite who glares at me and the upstairs neighbour (also a woman, weird) and appears to actively hate his family yet pose as a loving father on social media. Also he's too fucking loud

No. 2134878

>>2005679
bro he definitely got off to that. i hate cops

No. 2149841

There's a woman who keeps shouting at her husband like a fucking banshee, she either is drunk all the time and seriously mentally unwell. She'll do this anytime during a day, like I have no idea what her day is like because she can randomly start freaking out at 2PM or 2 AM. I've been woken up by her screaming multiple times.
It takes all my self-control to not start a thread in our condo's Facebook group, which is kept up for community problems and not "personal matters", but I'm pretty sure this goes beyond a personal problem. I'm not even a direct neighbor of theirs and yet I can wake up; can't imagine what others hear. I'm not sure anything can be done though, because I'm 99% sure they're renting and the owner does not give a shit. I'd feel bad calling the cops at like 3AM for a screaming fit, as it seems so minor.
I guess I mainly just want to commiserate with the other residents, but I don't want to be seen as stirring drama.

No. 2149843

>>2149841
Honestly once it gets to the point of waking you up from your sleep and you're not even the direct neighbor, you shouldn't feel bad for calling the police.

No. 2149847

>>2149841
If you don't want to call 911, there's usually another number you can call for local bylaw enforcement. Usually there are noise laws that are covered by bylaw, and if she's making that much racket in the dead of night that it keeps you up, don't hesitate to call the non-emergency line.

No. 2261361

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I think one of my neighbors is genuinely retarded. I lifted my windows at night to let the heat escape my room, and this moid stands outside his house making the same exact, loud ass grunts and wails like he's a fucking animal or something. "HAAAUUUU HAAAUUUUR! HAAAUUUU HAAAUUUR!". Then it gives worse when he blasts Indian music in the same night he does this shit, because now he's wailing the lyrics of the song and so fucking off-key, like a dog howling at the sound of the doorbell ringing. Then he'll stand out there for another several minutes just to do that "HAAAUUUR HAAAUUURRR!" shit again. I think it's safe to say this man is legitimately low IQ.

No. 2261666

>>2261361
Indian men are so fucking weird. The Indian neighbors I have will have parties (Indian males only, how fucking gay is that) and jump around and squeal like little girls. There used to be like 30 of them squeezed into a few units until they got busted for illegal subletting and trying to run a laundry service out of their apartments.

No. 2261703

One of the neighbors in the floor below where my family and I live is spying on us. My little sister was heating something in the kitchen at night yesterday which is near the front door of the apartment, heard some footstep nearby, checked the hole in the door and saw the old lady pressing her head against the door to listen to whatever she expected. I knew she was a bit weird because she always tries to do small talk with all of us for hours and she knows too much but wtf. I've never been so motivated to gtfo of here, I'll look for my own place asap. Some guy in the neighborhood crashed into my father's car last month in the middle of the night so nobody should have seen it, but it turned out she saw the whole thing. Because she was checking the car in the huge parking lot instead of sleeping. Please tell me that's not normal.

No. 2261712

>>2261703
that's creepy. can you put up an obvious security camera so she would know she's being watched?

No. 2261713

>>2261712
No clue how that works in an apartment complex, I think my parents would need to be allowed to do that even if they're the apartment's owners because it's a building with several owners and the camera would need to be in one of the shared parts of the building. I'll talk to them about it.

No. 2264356

Our apartment building was overrun with “international students” after 4 of 6 units were vacated around the same time. Just me and the guy below me (who they distrust because he is black).

First of all, there were obviously way too many of them moving in. Like not a tight squeeze but actually illegal (about 10 per unit). Strange, but I tried to be nice, and I was met with stares and open derision. They seemed mad that there were other (non-“international student”) tenants in the building. And they were, because it turns out they were illegally subletting and running laundry service out of their apartments (now I know why “no laundry in the bathtubs” is a lease requirement).

Are smoke alarms not common in most countries? Because they kept setting them off and seemed to have no idea what they were for. They simply saw them as annoyances and would disable them until property management talked to them about fire safety, which meant they also had to remove their shit from the hallway/fire escape and stop burning oil lamps (morons).

Another huge hurdle was the trash. They had no concept of disposing of their trash properly. They would set trash outside their doors and I guess expect someone to pick it up? I don’t know. Management was able to get them to take their trash to the dumpster, but putting it inside the dumpster was apparently too much for them. They would just throw it near the dumpster. So of course that caused a pest problem. Management had to start threatening eviction for them to change.

The illegal subletting + laundry led to huge amounts of water being used. The students just saw that water was “free” took advantage of that to its full extent. Well, water here isn’t “free,” it’s included in the rent. So management sent maintenance around “checking for leaks.” Yeah, I’m sure that’s it and not the 50 students showering and doing laundry.

So they had to stop the laundry (no way to hide water usage), but they still attempted to let non-tenants reside here and wanted them to be able to access the building 24/7. So they just left the exterior door propped open. 24/7. Finally, I’d had enough and complained to management. They sent out an email to all residents about not leaving the door open or they may risk eviction, and suddenly, there were 200% fewer students hanging around all the time.

I’m pretty sure management rents to them because they know they will get to keep the security deposit (their units are filthy), and they can rent out basement apartments to them that no one else will take.



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