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Read the post-Hellweek thread for Hellweek statistics, Q&A and upcoming updates

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No. 1481070[Reply]

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>What are moovie nights?

On certain nights of the week (usually weekends, although it depends on the host), we hold a "moovie night" where we unite and watch movies together that have been suggested here in this thread. Please refer to the announcement posts per event to see when they are scheduled.

>What is tunesday?

Tunesdays are days where we listen to tunes, sometimes according to a theme. They are often held on Tuesdays and Fridays, but you are free to hop in whenever and organize yours!

Timezone Resources
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No. 1930193

>>1929901
Sorry, just now seeing this. What time are you wanting to show your movies? I won't be online much longer today but I can give the other mods a heads up if you're still wanting to host today.

No. 1930196

>>1930193
No worries, I did this kind of last-minute, so it's on me.
I think I'll just reschedule it for another day, as it's getting too late for me.

No. 1930201

>>1930196
Understood! Let us know in the thread what day you choose and we'll coordinate so someone can help you out the day of.



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Previous Thread >>>/ot/1337722

Come draw together with anons! Nobody else in? Leave a doodle before you go! Everyone welcomed, artfags or not. Drawings of board-tan highly appreciated.

>How it works

Every doodle board has a theme to encourage creativity. There are currently 4 main boards that are cycled through, and when the current board is nearly full a poll will be posted for users to vote on the next theme. Polls stay up for about 2-3 days, and they are your sign that the board will be cleared soon. A picture of the completed board and the new theme name will be posted. Occasional reminders will be posted with the link and theme of the current board. Miss the previous theme? That's alright! Just go to the previous board and add your doodle. Make sure to post it to the thread when you're done.

If you have any theme requests, please post them! We always appreciate new theme suggestions. Themes are merely a suggestion, you can draw whatever you like on the board but please keep in mind that we have a shitpost/no theme board.

Aside from the main board(s), there may also be multiple active side boards at any given time. These side boards have themes such as coloring book, vent/horror, shitposting/no theme, etc.

If you make a new layer and then leave the board you may not be able to access that layer again due to restrictions put on the boards to protect against raids and defacing. In this case, feel free to ask in this thread for your layer back and an admin will assist you.

In general, please do not be afraid to ask for help with anything. Admins cannot be active 24/7 but we will try to help you work out any issues as soon as possible.

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>>1928352
Uh oh, I kinda messed up anons. I didn't realize I would need to create an entirely new account for Magma and I've lost admin access to the boards. Use the boards linked below instead. I cleared the other ones to avoid confusion. If you need your layer back, just post in this thread. I'm going to bed now but I'll be back later.

Main board
https://magma.com/d/K96ik78mnI

Shitpost board
https://magma.com/d/giNrlpo6ut

No. 1929841

>>1928379
ive lost the access to my layers!! is it possible to get them back? also i hate we need to sign up with emails now

No. 1930023

>>1929841
Yeah that's been bothering me as well. Just do everyone knows, you do not have to sign up but you must put in a name to draw as a guest. The name seemingly must be unique, not just to the board but the whole site. I'm gonna contact support later and see if there's anyway to disable that so that you guys can come on the board and draw without all of that.

As for your layers, post when you're available and I'll come to the board. I was busy earlier, sorry.



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Previous thread
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No. 1930588

>>1930569
this is so cute, cats are such darlings

No. 1930591

>>1930585
>>1930588
Thank you. My darling baby kitty-poo will be 16 in May and I have loved her very dearly all her life. I've helped her raise 9 beautiful kittens and seen them all off to good homes where they are treasured just as I treasure my darling cat. I like to think I have a good understanding of cat psychology and their inner workings.

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>>1930569
KEK this brightened my day. I never thought of speaking to her in her native tongue. I can’t doxx myself bc a few irl friends of mine use lolcow, but she gave me a look strikingly similar to this. Pure shock. I don’t think she’s ever questioned why she feels the need to mrrap.

No. 1930610

Anyone else feel extremely bad or guilty after good things happen to them? I have a really exciting opportunity offer today and all I can think about are the negatives aspects of it.

No. 1930631

I think I saw one or two pantry moths flying around in my kitchen today. I looked up how to get rid of them and I saw it’s a whole extensive process that requires me to throw out all of my dry food and then separate any new dried goods I have into separate containers. Do I have to go through that entire process even if I only see one or two moths? I ordered the traps online so I’m hoping that may help. I’d really hate to throw all of my stuff out for one or two bugs, but I’ll do it if it’s necessary (and also I frankly don’t have the time to throw out all of my shit, deep clean my pantry, and restock everything with new containers but I’ll do it if that’s what needs to be done..)



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No. 1922358[Reply]

ITT: post uneventful and mundane as fuck events in your life

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No. 1930482

>>1930398
Huh, interesting. I have to be more careful about this now

No. 1930485

>>1930398
I believe they do this because they're under the impression that consumers will tip woman-drivers more than they would if it was a man delivering their food. Most consumers request contactless delivery, so their lie is never unveiled.

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I'm bloating horribly because of PMS, was stinky, life sucks. However I took a hot bath, vibed, put on my favorite lotion and clean clothes. I'm so at peace right now.

No. 1930580

>>1930467
>>1930485
If you ever see a man using a woman's profile, report them. This is insane. I had no idea it was so widespread

No. 1930629

A bird pooped on my head today



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No. 1333281[Reply]

previous thread: >>>/ot/757177

for dramu within royal families but especially the bongs

Board rules apply. No infighting, no bait, no country sperging

last thread
>harry and meghan spawn two kids and an annoying podcast where meghan talks about herself. wokies still rave about their kween
>harry gets a mutlimillion dollar book deal to talk shit about his family. book coming this winter maybe
>philip fucking dies
>liz fucking dies
>britain now has a king charles
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No. 1930429

>>1930414
No because I just know I'm gonna get hit with a 6 hour ban and I want to keep posting all night long.
>>1930405
EXACTLY! Why are they trying to fool us with actual bullshit like this? You can see how cheap the wig looks even with the shit pixel quality. I'd say it's a cheap actress they managed to pay off to stand in for video shoot, they probably tipped off the camera crews that they'd be out at that certain location. It's just sad to see how many people are falling for this, but then again the only "people" I see shilling that it's Kate are "people" on Twitter and other social media platforms (all contaminated with Muscovite bots and spies) so I take it with a grain of salt. This is the biggest psyop that's come out of the former British Empire in ages.

No. 1930437

>>1930414
NTA but the Romanov’s didn’t deserve what happened to them and should’ve been left alone to rule Russia(and Ukraine?). Maybe if one of their descendants were currently ruling, Europe wouldn’t be a shitshow and they would’ve kept Vlad on a leash.

No. 1930469

>>1930437
The Romanovs did not have the Orthodox mandate of heaven and were at best silly-hearts and dreamers. They completely deserved what happened to them, all of them, they were all bad eggs.

No. 1930622

>>1922553
I actually cant see it in her expression because that photo is incredibly blurry anon. Can you even see her eyes? Be honest

No. 1930632

>>1930429
Awww come on don’t be such a tease, at least drop a link

>>1930437
I don’t think anything short of returning Russia to how it was in the 90s would help lol



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No. 1890593[Reply]

previous thread >>>/ot/1256189

From mildly annoying, to ghoulish, to ghastly, to gag inducing.

Threadpic is Texas senator Ted Cruz
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No. 1930492

>>1930477
Face transplant recipient

No. 1930589

>>1930488
The pumpkin looks more human than he does

No. 1930616

>>1930425
this guy isnt even 30 yet btw

No. 1930628

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>>1930425
nona im fascinated. any more puncheable examples? do you find thom yorkes lazy eye or or paris hilton lazy eye psychotic too? i have a lazy eye so I tell myself those two are cool to not go insane.

No. 1930630

>>1930628
nta but yorke left his wife the moment she developed cancer so he's definitely 100% psychotic



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No. 1837807[Reply]

Reddit, the hugbox for libertarian snowflakes, troons, suburban white dudes who think they are oppressed because women won’t suck their dicks, and a variety of other losers suffering from unmitigated autism.

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No. 1930535

>>1930483
What do these retards think happens at 25

No. 1930539

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>>1930535
You join the skeleton war

No. 1930579

>>1930535
You can't date Leonardo DiCaprio or his skinwalkers, I mean if that was what is worth dying over she didn't have much to live for in the first place

No. 1930614

>>1930483
the "i only deserve water and breast implants and collagen supplements and death" line is pretty funny though lol

No. 1930615

NOTICE

Thread has reached 1100 posts. The thread will be locked and you will be unable to post in it shortly after it exceeds 1200 posts. Please begin preparing a new thread and post a link to it when it's created.



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No. 1923328[Reply]

>board rules apply
>no infighting
>if something looks like bait, stop yourself and do not reply
>have fun!
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No. 1930597

>>1930590
excuse you she gets this from a most serious source: rocks in the fucking sky

No. 1930599

>>1930597
Crack rocks in the fucking sky

No. 1930607

>>1930577
I've seen a lot of so called animal lovers say hunters who shoot their own dogs are animal abusers and sadist

No. 1930612

>>1930597
>>1930599
Millennial's Capricorn stelliums are in the planets Saturn, Uranus and Neptune. None of those are rocks in the sky.

No. 1930613

hate salons that don't give you any pricing scale, especially for things like extensions that can literally be 200 dollars at one place and 2000 dollars at another



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No. 1730353[Reply]

Scotland edition.
Haggis, cèilidh, Count Dankula, SNP scandals and more!

Britbong Thread #1 >>>/ot/1433914
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Series 3 is the dullest one. Why is it so popular online?

No. 1929792

>>1929780
UK has went to complete shit since the start of that brexit shite. I now throughly regret not keeping up a European language at school and fucking off. I'm burnt out after getting a masters in STEM and settling in low skilled jobs because there's fuck all opportunity unless you've already got a contact with weight at some desirable company.

No. 1930034

>>1929792
But how is any of this related to brexit? Europe is in the exact same position as we are.

No. 1930609

>>1924825
Sorry I took so long to reply, it was called Quality fish and chips in Richmond upon Thames (I think) I returned up north where I belong a couple years back but I remember it being life changing

No. 1930611

I went to the doctors cos one of my tits swelled up and really hurt. Told to see if I get my period and do I pregnancy test. Did a pregnancy test, negative, got my period, still swollen and painful, have now developed a rash. Return to the GP after much effort to get an appointment, they dont know? Might be cancer? Got an appointment at a breast clinic on the breast cancer pathway. Month long wait, might die girls. Thank god my taxes pay for the monarchy and tory wages fuck the NHS amirite



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No. 1927216[Reply]

Don't reply to bait
prev >>>/ot/1917497
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No. 1930567

My boss keeps canceling or pausing the projects that were assigned to me.
I want to believe that it's just from lack of organization and product changing their minds on what the fuck the app should be but part of me is scared it's my fault somehow or like an indication that I'm doing a bad job or that I'm about to get sacked.
Does not help that I was really depressed for like 2 months and I did slow down a bit but I didn't really miss any important deadline so idk

No. 1930603

My boyfriend gained weight and now he won't stop fucking snoring. I've been sleeping in a different room because the hamster wheel is quieter. I know its his weight, but I don't wanna say that cos I'm a pussy so I'm encouraging him to go to the doctor.

No. 1930604

>>1930603
You should fatshame him early anon. Do you really want to get stuck taking care of an obese scrote? If he respects you he'll lose the weight.

No. 1930620

>>1930603
It's so easy for scrotes to lose weight, tell him that he got fat and that he needs to run daily so he stops looking and sounding like porky pig.

No. 1930625

>>1930509
My cousin is exactly the "yes man" version of this.
She never lies about anything that's actually important, and if called out, she will backtrack what she said pretty quickly and pretend that she misunderstood you or that that's what she actually meant or something.

It's maddening, but we spent a lot of time with each other and each other's parents, and I think I can safely say that it's a coping mechanism developed from having significant learning disabilities (but not an actual tard) and having an extremely emotionally unstable mother. I'm generally pretty hesitant to directly attribute behavioral shit to "uwhohh i had an emotionally unavailable mother" or whatever, but her mother would scream at her and throw shit at the walls and threaten her with the chancla in front of our whole family for making very minor mistakes like leaving her jacket on the couch or taking longer than 3-5 minutes to get ready to leave the house.
(Tangent but when we'd go to the movies, my cousin's mom would yell shit at the screen so much that other moviegoers would tell her to shut up. I've never known anybody else that does this. None of us ever encouraged her.)

My cousin is now diagnosed with OCD and is trying to get help for it, but her behaviors are really ingrained in her and it's very hard to get her to drop the emotional facade, even when I can get her to divulge the few opinions she has. She's pretty non-judgemental and doesn't actually care what you do one way or the other most the time, which is how I think she can justify the lies to herself. (In turn, I think that she also intentionally avoids forming opinions.) She feels like it's totally fine to say something she doesn't believe so long as she's not hurting you or stating the opposite of what she actually believes. She agrees to almost all plans, flakes out about half the time, and fails to update you almost every time because emotionally, she feels like notifying you will bring on the "punishment." It's a bit exhausting but she's at least skilled at being a "fun" yes man. I don't think I'd put up with it if she wasn't my cousin, though.



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