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Confession Thread #81 Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 03:29:56 PM No. 2590585

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 03:49:40 PM No. 2590620

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I'm a bong nonnie who didn't put all her food recycling into the food bin. Some of the food was going mouldy in plastic bags so I just chucked it in the normal bin because it was refuse + food bin week so I could get away with it.

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 04:06:36 PM No. 2590657

>>2590620
Food waste bins arent worth the hassle and smell

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 04:52:43 PM No. 2590749

>>2590620
Are they really strict about that in bongland? Do they go through your bins? In US every restaurant I’ve worked in usually has to dump all 3 bags (trash, recycling, compost) into the same dumpster because people always put the wrong items in the wrong bags and then we can’t dispose of it properly.

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 06:30:51 PM No. 2590945

>>2590749
A lady from the local council came round last year just going in people's front gardens to smack stickers on the top of the bins saying "REMEMBER: NO FOOD IN THIS BIN. UNRECYCLABLE WASTE ONLY" I love it here because I freaked out wondering who the stranger was meddling with my bin. But yeah as of yesterday night… alas… Forgive me, Council, for I have sinned.

As for restaurants I'm pretty sure over here is similar. Everything just goes into one bin kek.

>>2590657
Real.

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 06:46:18 PM No. 2590955

>>2590657
Maybe if you used a biodegradable bag that is literally made for the bin and took it out once in a while your house wouldn't smell. I don't know how your house would be less smelly if you just kept rotting food in your fridge? I swear some of you are like actual children. Can't do simple things like use a recycle bin. Is breathing a chore for you too, troglodyte?(infighting)

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 06:56:46 PM No. 2590964

If I was bigger and stronger and men were weaker than women I'd probably be a husband beater.

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 07:03:37 PM No. 2590975

>>2590964
KEKK. You can still use a baton nonna, live your dream. You have to first use mental play and break them down , that’s when you can start beating them.

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 07:17:32 PM No. 2590987

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Exhilarating thread pic nona, I hope this becomes a trend

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 08:06:30 PM No. 2591025

I fucked my sexy polish neighbor and I feel so bad saying hi to his girlfriend every morning but honestly the sex was so good. Possibly the best I’ve ever had. Not really sure where to go from here

Anonymous 07/04/25 (Fri) 11:08:58 PM No. 2591230

>>2591025
>Not really sure where to go from here
Snitch to his girlfriend about his cheating ways

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 12:02:10 AM No. 2591303

I have really small labia minora and I wish they were bigger. I covet the flaps.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 12:09:29 AM No. 2591312

>>2591025
was he bald?

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 12:16:42 AM No. 2591319

>>2590964
Nona please don't let the patriarchy shame you out of your dream job. Use your smaller size and stature to your advantage so no one believes your husband when he tries to rat you out!

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 12:31:59 AM No. 2591326

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I take great pleasure in reporting every soyjack I see on this site

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 01:06:58 AM No. 2591381

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i used the holiday as an excuse and cheated on my diet. i ended up getting food poisoning. did something i haven't done since i was in diapers. i've learned my lesson and will never cheat on my diet ever again

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 01:38:45 AM No. 2591420

I love teasing my friends and do sexy noises over calls and games but IRL I'm really awkward. I know it damages my friendship with them but I just kinda like doing it.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 01:39:43 AM No. 2591425

>>2591420
Why would that "tease" your friends? I would consider that extremely weird and annoying

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 01:51:48 AM No. 2591449

>>2591425
that's what teasing means

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 02:14:50 AM No. 2591487

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>>2591449
It sounded like you meant lesbians or moids bc you're making sexy noises. I would just say "annoy" or "sexually harass" when referring to women. Language is a tool that we use to paint pictures in other people's minds and I'm not sure you did a good job of that anon

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 02:21:38 AM No. 2591498

>>2591425
i agree anon sounds lowkey insufferable.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 04:37:09 AM No. 2591624

If I were to reincarnate as an immortal and choose my body type, tbh Id probably choose a child.
In my defense, it's not because any fucked up fetish reasons, fuck no, but because I miss the world being big. I miss the bathtub being basically a pool, having a room below a chair, a cookie being gigantic, feeling like a king when I sit on a sofa. I want to go back to that. Everything is smaller now and I hate it.
It's stupid, I know, and probably a little gross but I miss that childhood wonder of everything being an amusement park so bad, man.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 05:03:33 AM No. 2591643

>>2591319
KEK

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 05:05:55 AM No. 2591644

I've been keeping tabs on a narcissisic moid I had an odd relationship with last year. He's obsessed with a lot of women but I think I became a main one by blocking and ignoring him the last few months we had to see each other in person. I see small signs on his socials that he's thinking of me. He did a lot of weird narc things and one of his main ones was where he would stalk my social media and just casually reference what I followed when we would see each other in person. I remade one of my social media profiles a few days ago because I got locked out of my old one and suddenly his posts and referencing things I've been posting on there. We have absolutely 0 mutuals on that platform and are nowhere near each other geographically so I'm not sure how he found it. It sounds crazy but he's definitely one of the more unhinged narcs and is constantly collecting info and mirroring people. I keep tabs because I'm also fucked in the head and get off on the idea that he'll be obsessed with me for awhile just because I was kind of a bitch to him.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 05:10:59 AM No. 2591649

Silly and cringe and kinda venty but here I go. I kinda secretly deep down want to start off as a YouTuber, talking about all kinds of topics I like, make money off that despite looking down on those who do so, make a brand of myself and then somehow get the attention of a record label looking for a singer either for a solo thing or a band thing because of my hypothetical imaginary covers and I get signed and become a famous singer because of this and finally achieve my life long dream. Can't do it because I don't have what it takes and because my family would kill me if I did something like that lmao. My other confession is similar, and it's that I wish I was a good artist so I can draw all my self insert OC ans yaoi ships fanfiction ideas into professional tier comic books and actually have the companies that own the characters invest in my work because it's so top tier quality wise and has a huge audience and I cash on sharing my autism with the world without risking my anonymity.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 05:20:54 AM No. 2591655

I wish I was SSA

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 05:49:58 AM No. 2591668

>>2591655
… social security administration?

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 05:59:09 AM No. 2591672

>>2591420
Grown ass woman mind you

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 06:00:41 AM No. 2591674

>>2591672
I would not bet on it

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 07:15:37 AM No. 2591702

>>2591668
she means same sex attracted

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 07:28:47 AM No. 2591706

>>2591420
Class clown syndrome, you people are so exhausting to be around.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 01:06:25 PM No. 2591845

>>2591025
You will fuck him again, obviously.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 01:06:54 PM No. 2591846

>>2591845
Without a condom.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 01:27:11 PM No. 2591866

>>2591487
Your picrel+context and filename made me almost cry laughing… Have a great day nonna

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 02:06:50 PM No. 2591893

I resent my mom for not trying in her life. We live together because I can't afford to move out and I foot the bill for basically every big purchase, because when something breaks she won't pay for it. And obviously we can't live in a house where half the outlets don't work. Just disgusting and annoying that she goes "tehe it's just another day in life xDDD" all while not spending any of her own savings to help out. Completely useless

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 02:30:17 PM No. 2591905

>>2591303
Can we swap? I could probably use mine to fly, Dumbo-style

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 02:37:27 PM No. 2591914

I've been waiting years for a guy to finally be attracted to me, I was certain it was impossible. Apparently isn't, but now that I have confirmation that I'm not actually an undesirable ogre I have no more interest in dating and I'll be happy to stay single. The irony.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 02:46:08 PM No. 2591922

>>2590657
ours means we don't get rats like the old place where everything was left in a main garbage dump…

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 02:48:20 PM No. 2591924

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I love using outdated cringey millennial gifs in my messages. It is fun and quickly conveys the emotion I'm trying to get across.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 10:19:26 PM No. 2592342

I want to get on SSRIs for a few months and then quit them just to see if I can get a normal sex drive.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 10:24:33 PM No. 2592348

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>>2592342
You should expect brain zaps if you rush that. I fucking hate ssris

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 10:32:45 PM No. 2592355

Edibles + ChatGPT the last 11 months has done wonders for reigniting my creative spark.

People will think I'm stupid for not automatically witchhunting AI with them though, but I'll deal. I've done alright for myself by pretending to be dumb.

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 10:38:03 PM No. 2592359

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>>2592355
Weed making you feel like every thought is super profound and amazing no matter the quality + ChatGPT telling you exactly what you want to hear = 11 months of this

Anonymous 07/05/25 (Sat) 10:51:13 PM No. 2592367

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>>2592359
Nta but
>has done wonders for reigniting my creative spark.
>and I have a problem with that!!!

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 12:11:14 AM No. 2592413

>>2592342
Ssris forcibly relax your muscles including your pelvic muscles. You'll just be increasing the inability to contract your muscles by taking ssris.

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 12:34:15 AM No. 2592423

>>2592359
I didn't have any LSD to microdose, so it was the best I could do. I have the discernment to know that 98% of the output is not usable fwiw, because of course nothing compares to a nonna cesspit for creativity and morale

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 12:38:06 AM No. 2592428

>>2592342
What if you… tried exercising and fixing your diet?

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 01:05:20 AM No. 2592446

Sometimes I feel ashamed to have male cats and not female ones, it's like I'm doing a disservice to you all

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 01:06:32 AM No. 2592448

>>2592446
It’s okay because he’s castrated.

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 01:12:14 AM No. 2592452

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I'm drunk and I wanna fuck a serbian friend of a friend even though I prob I frogot how he looks like.

He gives me basic attention bc he's prob desperate (deduction from his words) bu sounds cute. Nonas please, I have trichotillomania, I have no levrege, how do I stop putting myself down for undesirable men? Or them above me?
I need wisdom.

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 01:21:38 AM No. 2592463

>>2592452
Every time you feel like doing some dumb shit just masturbate first and then you’ll come to your senses. Leverage isn’t real because men are animals, you could trich yourself bald and it wouldn’t matter because men only fuck women that they think they can control. Whenever you feel bad about yourself remember that the women on lolcow want you to live for yourself and not for a man, ever

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 01:22:09 AM No. 2592464

>>2592452
Take the 2D pill

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 01:24:48 AM No. 2592466

>>2592463
Alternative you can probably just take a piss and skip the masturbation part. You will be clear-minded soon enough.

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 02:50:09 AM No. 2592547

I listen to Kanye and I love it

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 03:35:02 AM No. 2592557

>>2592547
If its his old music, I get it. If not then…

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 04:28:09 AM No. 2592573

I only have two sets of identical clothes and five sets of underwear that I cycle through weekly.

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 05:17:11 AM No. 2592601

>>2592573
Like all my favorite cartoon characters growing up

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 06:32:10 AM No. 2592645

My nigel is a turbo virgin and passes out after sex every single time. Doesn't matter where, when, what time, he falls asleep incredibly fast. He's really embarrassed about it but I actually prefer him like this because I can scroll cow boards without distractions. He thinks I ask for mid day sex because I'm horny, but I really just want him knocked out for the next 3 hours while I catch up on milk. He still hasn't figured it out, and we've been together for 2 years

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 06:34:56 AM No. 2592648

>>2592645
reddit tier ass post

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 06:35:52 AM No. 2592651

>>2592645
Fake and gay

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 06:43:51 AM No. 2592653

>>2592645
can i rape your "nigel"?

Anonymous 07/06/25 (Sun) 07:31:17 AM No. 2592670

>>2592428
>tried exercising
I already do, not very intense shit but I'm not a hikineet either.
>fixing your diet?
No need to fix it either, I've always eaten healthy, I just naturally have a very low libido.