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No. 621474
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Can 80% bisexual leaning gay women post here?
I kinda have regrets about marrying at such a young age but my husband is the only man I have ever had sexual relations with
I grew up in a conservative country so I was never free to explore my homosexual side
I dont know why but I still feel supremely drawn to the idea of dating a woman and getting to know her
Feeling comfortable with each other to take things further sexually
Thing is I absolutely love my husband and feel like we are supremely compatible personality wise
It just always feels like something is missing in the romantic/sexual department which I am attributing to my gayness
Every few months/years of me denying my homolust makes me seek out lesbians to talk to hoping someone can understand and give me answers
Hell I'm doing it right now and for what I think is absolutely no reason because I should be 100% happy with what I have
Not knowing yourself fully and exploring it is true suffering
Oh and this is my latest waifu just so you girls have some eyecandy
No. 621506
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sorry for being a screenshot
No. 621684
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No. 634764
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Hm… Honestly, I'm surprised. This is the first time I've seen such a thing happen as well. One mere centimeter? Not once has anyone gotten this close to me… without a calamity befalling them. Indeed… with just one centimeter to go, will 'something' happen? I can't say I know. There's really no precedent I can cite, honestly. Though I must also say that during the flow of calamity, not one person has ever managed to attack me. I can also say that confidently… that is 'Wonder of U'.
No. 634784
>ywn have 1970s serial killer ted bundy at your mercy, handcuffed and furious about you slapping him around and treating him however you want, glaring at you murderously
>ywn push him to the floor and onto his knees, roughly pulling down his pants while he protests angrily and tells you to stop, you cant do this, etc
>ywn push into him mercilessly with your strap on, hearing his voice crack and give way to panicked sobs
>ywn grab him by the hair and push his face into the floor while remarking how hard and dripping his cock is
>ywn hear him unsuccessfully try to stifle his pitiful, broken sounding moans as he spreads his thighs to allow you in deeper
>ywn tease him for cumming just from being fucked in the ass, without you ever even touching his dick
>ywn turn him over so you can look at his crying, drooling, whimpering face
No. 634889
Let me tell you guys something, you're never, going, to fuck. You're never gonna fuck these women. That's what you need to realize. Even besides cosplay, on instagram too, you're never going to bang. When you double-tap those pictures, remember you're just another drone, just oozing- just fapping, ready to go- mentally fapping, I dunno, really fapping. That at the fact that maybe this woman is gonna single you out and be like, "Yo, this guy's cute, let me choose him.". No. You're another drone. You're never going to smash.
No. 635483
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I am so full. So full of cheese. I am happy to have so much cheese inside me, because I like it so much but I can't always afford it but this week I could, three different kinds. So now I'm full of cheese and I even have more cheese besides, that I will be able to eat tonight or tomorrow. I know it's bad for my weight and if I could have cheese all the time, or as much cheese as I liked all the time, I wouldn't appreciate it so much. But being full of cheese when you don't always get to be full of it when you want to is the greatest feeling on earth. It's better than any feeling I've ever felt. Well, that's a lie. But it's more pleasure than I've felt in a very long time.
No. 635534
Foreverial tiedup fat sparky enjoying himself, loving the half he has been fattened, fully complete permanently delitzed and fully wrapped up, tiedup, rope mummified, all foreverially tiedup all over from his fully delitized head to his fully delitized feet. a full permanent bologna body, a complete permanent bologna head, two permanent bologna and ham ears, two permaent ham lip, a huge,thick permanent bologna, ham and cheese tongue, two permanent bologna feet, a permanent bologna tail, permanent bologna organs and permanent bologna insides, at last a permanent ham nose. Foreverial tiedup fat sparky jumps around everywhere and every place happily tiedup, wrapped, rope mummified and fully delitzed and licks everyone and everything he can with his huge, thick permanent bologna, ham and cheese tongue.
No. 637106
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Oh yeah? I would've Naruto run into you and beat you with my yaoi paddle so hard you couldn't look anyone in the eye again, kid. You think people who aren't ashamed of their love of anime are beneath you? Think again. I've been to Japan six - count them - six times. I lost weight. I became a Japanese idol. I love my life. What have you done?
If I ever see you in real life I'm going to make you regret all those times you bullied those innocent kids. It's what all my heroes would have done… It's what Naruto would've done. I'm not afraid of you anymore, bucko. I know I'm on the right side of history.
No. 642801
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>>637140i think i remember, is this it? ripped from the funny posts of lc thread, originally from the shameful kink thread. sorry this reply is a week late, i originally ignored this but it wouldn't leave my brain until i found it
No. 645351
There she is. There she goes again. Look, everyone! She posted it once again! Isn't she just the funniest gal around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little boy as you once again type your little “tranny janny“ quip. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown woman who spends all her time on lolcow posting about transgender people. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a “Tranny admin” poster. A pathetic unfunny “admin is a scrote, our jannies are trannies” poster. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is “TRANNIES SCROTES TIMS TIFS PICK ME INCEL R9K“ You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little woman laughing in the dark by herself as she prepares to indulge in the same old dance that she's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
No. 647982
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I believe ugly men are a genetical product of rape. We know from analysis of modern DNA that most men didn't pass on their dna, but the wast majority of women did. Around 8,000 years ago 17 women reproduced for every one man. Incels/MGTOWs often say that if this was still a thing, we wouldn't be able to build a civilization and that "enforced monogamy" was the foundation of society (nice cope). I don't believe women back then would fuck ugly men willingly, they were probably raped and then literally forced to marry them through the system of enforced monogamy that males created. Now countless studies show that testosterone levels are decreasing with each generation and I also saw one study about attractive men dying out while the number of attractive women stays somewhat the same throughout history. That's what you get for years of breeding with ugly and weak men who literally created system for themselves so every man could get laid at the price of genetical quality (and female freedom, of course). Incels who researched the topic actually know about this and sometimes it turns them into blackpills (then they give up on pursuing women, as they should), but most of the time it just makes them even more aggressive and more women-hating. They literally want islam or just mandatory monogamy and delegalization of hypergamy to eliminate the whore/incel/simp problem.
No. 650668
>>650666checked.
the ugly man post is amazing i love it.
No. 651018
So I have seen this uptick in people complaining about the "Where is the organs?" comments. It seems to stem from the anime/superhero girls with big boobs, tiny waist etc.
The general feelings from the vocal art community that I have seen is that, to mention a few, you're 1) saying that women with that body type should be ashamed, 2) ignoring that muscular men gets sexualized as well, and 3) criticizing without reason. I tend to be accepting of people drawing what they want, although the fact that they are trying to tell me that drawing lewd anime girls is somewhat empowering/not meant as jerk material/an uncritiziable art style do grind my gears rent-free. Obviously, complaining to an artist that you don't like their style and the subject matter directly to them is (mostly) unnecessary, because they like what they like and for many it's hard to deal with negative comments. However, all criticism is not bad.
What really prompet this tiresome, long rant is the sentiment of many online artists that the "(…) against artworks that are not meant to be realistic and being used to pressure the freedom of artistic expression"-mentality. I remember arguing with someone about it, and while I realize I was way too immature and sounded snobby I felt they were extremely hostile and aggressive towards a simple difference in perspective.
Many of these types of artists that would fight for their lives for this idea that you can't fix someone art — which I do agree with to an extent — seems to have art that is riddled with anatomical mistakes. Even mentioning that they should practice anatomy and the other fundamentals to become a better artist is "caring too much". Caring about anatomy is also supposedly stupid, because that people that don't follow the rules are much more interesting — ignoring the fact that learning the rules is needed to push them in an intentional way. Like, I have seen a couple of these comic artist that draw sexy women, and at least they know how to create poses etc.
I realize this reply may have even too much salt, but understanding that I probably could never actively participate in the art communities, on for example Twitter, with a different opinion without getting massive backlash made me just want to rant this once on an anonymous board and just bury the hatchet.
Don't hope I sound like I am on some high horse, as I am not much of an artist anyway. I know that people are their worst critics and most practice in their past time, so being criticized for something you love is hard. And yes, a lot of people do artistic hobbies for the fun of it, but wanting to improve should be universal. Just wanted to say in an overcomplicated way that missing organs, broken backs and wrists is often legitimate criticism.
No. 653348
I have a feeling that within 10 years, transracial identities will be accepted in the USA. Cardi B's sudden identity shift from a Latina mestizo woman who considers sex with black men interracial to a black rights activist who pops her pussy, the phenomenon of blackfishing on IG, and many aspects of the mainstream music scene as a whole are just the blueprint. Before that was the concept of "political blackness", and before that was the one-drop rule.
Pay attention to how mixed women are presented as black women in media. That is on purpose. For any black women who noticed this before reading, colorism is not the only issue at play here. Look how many subliminals there are on YouTube promising to make the listeners Asian, black, biracial, white, etc. There is a real audience of people struggling with a form of dysphoria around race.
There's already been multiple cases of people “racefaking” and entering spaces reserved for people of that race: Rachel Dolezal, Jessica Krug, CV Vitolo, Satchuel Cole, etc. There are trans women who started off as white men, but now identify as black women.
In the cases of the white women doing it, it caused backlash, but they all talk of being confused about their own identities, and they never did things with the exact intent to harm black people. Soon, bashing them will be considered too heavy-handed. Rihanna was one of the first to open that door when she called Dolezal a “hero”.
Eventually, people will start talking about how race is just a social construct, we should be helping those struggling with racial identity issues, racial identity is coercively assigned at birth, some people have chemicals in their brain that are more like black people than white people, etc. Anti-racists who oppose this will be called TEARs (Trans-Exclusionary Anti-Racists). Maybe the word “transracial” will be phased out and considered too harsh. “Trans-cultural” is softer and more acceptable to the untrained ear. The same way transgender people often rally behind intersex people and their shared struggles with confusion around gender as proof of their identities, you can expect transracial people to rally behind biracial and multiracial people in the same way. They can and will call back to the narratives around racial confusion and the “tragic mulatto” trope for this.
When the black/white barrier is finally broken, that will open the floodgates for those infected with k-pop and anime mind viruses to come out as trans-Asian. Notice how transgender women have a dichotomy been HSTS and AGP? “Trutrans” and “trenders”? It’s going to be the “authentic”, “passing” trans-black person with true racial dysphoria who takes tanning pills, perms their hair and just wants to be accepted (never mind if they have an obsession with sexualised black women and/or BBC stereotypes) vs the “trendy”, non-“passing” weeaboo/koreaboo who wears shitty cat eye makeup to look Asian.
To be clear, I’m a woman with racial dysphoria. I guess this will ultimately benefit me, but I’m not evil, just trying to live my life, so I’m giving a heads-up. I just want the best for everybody, and I don’t necessarily think it’s good if this does happen.
I think anyone who has these feelings should just try to live in silence, don’t disclose anything, move somewhere people don’t know you (if you plan to outwardly present), and definitely don’t put yourself in any civil rights group like an asshole. There are others like me, but no one talks about it because it’s taboo. Please don’t attack those girls on IG who are “black fishing” or photoshopping themselves Asian or anything, I promise it’s just a way of expressing love for certain aesthetics and support for people, or even just a way to have fun, not a plot to hurt women of color. I think everyone has a little woman or man of another race inside them, it’s part of being human.
No. 659942
For starters, if you're falling for the shit. The only ones who've stepped up stupidity with you all. A 4chan ripoff, doesn't scare me. Put your info in, but don't be running your mouth as trolls, its just feeding into this. If you all are good trolls at all, its pretty obvious, I really don't see how else it can be obvious. Step shit up. You guys could get your info way better. If I was a boring troll no one cared about, these spergs wouldn't lose their shit like they do. Also, no. I never did anything for Madame to notice me, I provided the evidence, and the logical facts about it. I also don't recall claiming myself to be an anime villain? Some of the craziest delusions. If you're gonna talk shit, at least, have some truth to it.
No. 666344
I'm sorry, but did Kanye already lose? Oh, that's right. The election isn't even over yet. In fact, we're only 30 minutes into election day. Does not having the lead 30 minutes in, in New Hampshire count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the election is still on? Kanye is still gaining votes right now and he has been the best candidate in the country for how many years now? Hes up against two of the worst candidates in the USA who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of being a racist. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Kanye is one of the best candidates in the USA, hes been ahead in all the polls this election and would be winning right now if the Russian hackers didn't cheat. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Kanye wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Trump just said something delusional, just like Biden. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Kanye topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because hes good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll some other candidates on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
No. 686407
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I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).
The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.
My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.
He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.
So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?
all i want for Christmas is my boyfriend to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me and he won't
No. 686431
My name is Biffy Jones. I really love Poohs Adventures!
I was born in a shack in Nova Scotia, Manitoba, Crisp Falls, Shark Stink, Iowa. I like to pooh with my friends! I like Pooh, Peeh, Piglet, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumboola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, and Compact Disk.
I started Poohing in 2005 and I am currently 12 years old. March on, brothers!
This is a photo of me. Hope you look forward to my future Pooh Advencher endeavors! Mommy Hommamo says I can't do this for the rest of my life but I cut the brake lines on her bike so we'll see who's sloshing soon!
No. 705534
Scooby-Doo is just a normal, popular kids television show, right? WRONG. Scooby-Doo is a drug-induced cartoon and is very fantasy-like. Shaggy is a hippie-high school dropout who spends most of his free time getting high up on drugs. Scooby Doo does exist, but he doesn't talk. It's the hallucination. Scooby and Shaggy sat in the back of the Mystery Machine because they would smoke weed back there. Thus explaining why when the Mystery Machine took off, smoke came out of it. As for Scooby Snacks, they are drugged up. This explains why Scooby and Shaggy get more courage after eating them, simply because the drugs kick in. Shaggy and Scooby eat a ton, and it is a cause of the munchies. Scooby also earned the nickname "Scooby Dooby Doo" from all the doobies, or joints, he took in. Also, in the movie, Shaggy eventually falls in love with a girl named Mary Jane. Mary Jane is quite synonomous to marajuana.
But what about the rest of the gang? Why do the jock and popular girl hang out with the nerd and the stoner kid?
Well, Fred and Daphnee are a couple from the popular gang. But they didn't care as much about getting popular as they did getting high. And the gang gets drugs because Velma messes with the chemistry of growing weed, Shaggy will stop at no costs for getting some, Daphnee has tons of money being rich, and Fred being the leader of it all. Also, Fred and Daphnee are sex-addicted. They secretly go off into the Mystery Machine to exhange into strange sexual acts while Velma, Shag, and Scoob go together in the complete other direction.
And what else about Velma? Alot of people think she is a lesbian, but truth is, she hangs out with the gang less for the drugs, more for the dog. Scooby. She is zoosexual, meaning she is attracted to animals. She did sexual things to Scooby while the others weren't looking.
No. 707320
God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he’s in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he’s got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD’S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I’m overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. “Bhurr blur, I’m Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs”. Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he’s sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That’s the worst part. I know he’s just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children’s movie, I know it doesn’t matter, I know I shouldn’t care. But that’s part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world’s array of sinners, and I can’t even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity’s saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It’s EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it’s disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman
No. 707361
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What did you just assert from your unclean mouth, you little vagabond? I'll have you know I'm a knight of great renown, and I have killed a thousand bugs! My weapon "Life Ender" was carved by myself, and with it I have never fallen in battle! You are nothing to me but worthless cur! My nail shall spear your heart as it has done to all who have crossed me! I bow to no one! You think you can cross paths with me and live to tell the tale? I have risen above this wretched kingdom's supposed "Great Knights", do you believe yourself to stand against my power, mongrel? You're nothing but a meek, helpless creature. So inept and irritating. I peer beyond the darkness itself and have plumbed depths you can't imagine, I attained power you couldn't hope to dream, wretch. I sharpen Life Ender upon the bones of countless demons, each one a beast more terrifying than the next - but only terrifying to lowly scum such as you, for I am fearless. If you could only have known what crossing paths with me would've costed you, you'd never have descended into the well, riffraff. But you elect to stand before me now, the mighty Zote! The most powerful knight in all the land! Draw your puny nail, for it shall be the next I toss upon the throne of metal I sit upon! Now face me, craven rat!
No. 708480
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Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up on your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 708615
>>708480gimpgirl: noooo if you don't go pickme, men won't fuck you
men:
No. 709283
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>>708480Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of theiw beaks. so if you awe wesponsibwe and depwaved enough to be witewawwy the wife suppowt of youw 8 wimbed fwiend, you can debeak it wike how you'd decwaw a cat and then push youw membew into it's feed chute.
You can then wet it subsist on youw baby battew.
The Octopus is smawt. Vewy smawt. It wiww weawn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything ewse but youw human seed that has to be miwked fwom you.
Evewy mowning, you wiww feew youw cwothes swide off and a damp weight on youw wowew hawf.
The sensation cweeps up youw body untiw most of the jiggwy mass has envewoped the entiwe wength. It wiww stawt pumping as fast as it can fow it is hungwy.
The animaw gywates its empty stomach and the fowds of its bwain wubbing on youw gwans, begging fow nutwition.
You cwimax and give the mawine cweatuwe's bweakfast. The pumping swows down but doesn't stop to miwk out the wast few dwops of its meaw.
Wooking into its yewwow animaw eyes, it wooks back with a thousand-yawd stawe. This wiww be woutine fow aww of its meaws fow the west of it's 3-5 yeaws on this god fowsaken pwanet.
No. 709361
>>708480LOL I JUST LITERALLY
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JUST A LITTE THOUGH
I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ
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No. 710477
A brazen,deadly gangster policeman professor and parroting puppet of the computer god was teaching a class on Franklin D. Roosevelt, a known Tsarina Fag.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship The Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God and accept his lifelong Frankenstien radio controls!"
At this moment, a brave writer of unforgivable thruths and terrorized member of the master race who had typed over 1500 poorly worded rants and understood how CIA gangsters pump deadly poison nerve gas-smoke into secret compartments and lived in a low,deadly niggertown old house,stood up ALONE and held up a thick, strong homemade appeal brief.
"How long do people naturally live before they are dead or useless?"
The cackling, sneering, co-conspiring felon gangster parroting puppet officer professor laughed his mad giggle now,and smugly replied "70 years, you helpless and hopeless frankenstien slave."
"Wrong. People are subjected to worldwide systematic instant-plastic surgery butchery murder,inside a sealed computer god robotic operating cabinet"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his nerve gas ball point pen and blurted many statements. He stormed out of the room crying those hangmanrope sneak Gangster playboy tears.
The students applauded and were all notarized as pummellers of niggers that day and converted to Astrocism,the true religion of the Slovene people.
A deadly touch tarantula spider named "MENACE TO GANGSTER GOVERNMENT" trajected around corners into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tabin needle on the ticker tape. The worldwide open secret was read several times.
The professor lost his tenure and was put into Maximum Security Insanity Prison the next day. He died of the The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere and was lead into Frankenstein living-death eternal slavery
MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF!
No. 710668
Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I make a rule of not socializing with coworkers, and I should not have broken it. This may take 2 posts, it was THAT bad.
6 coworkers met at someone's house yesterday under the pretense of "Irish stew". I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to come). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.
The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me, "Please, no talk about politics. PLEASE not today". I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country, and he got very argumentative so I just dropped it.
I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and "cooler" if I had some alcohol. It was pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.
Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner, and that is when the fun started.
He made "Irish stew" with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling others that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion, and water, and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and other ingredients would not be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not Irish stew.
We started eating and someone asked me about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn't like it I could "get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me".
I was shocked and speechless. He left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and he came back and was brooding and drinking more.
The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked him if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and he flew into a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his "take" on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm.
He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck. He was literally screaming in my face and had his fist up in a threatening manner.
I told him I would call the cops if he hit me. He then told me to get out and take my "fucking juice and shit bread" with him. A second loaf was still in the oven with 7 minutes left, and I said I wasn't leaving until it was cooked and I could take it.
He shouted at me to leave or he would call the cops ON ME (imagine) and then threw the bread out of the oven on the ground. I was shaking with emotions and told the group that I enjoyed my time with them but I couldn't say the same about the host.
It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today, because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch tomorrow, one bowl for me and some for the host. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person.
No. 712012
Do you think Homer Simpson could smoke weed? I imagine him often, lighting a blunt or a joint (delivery system for marijuana smoke). He lights it with a basic plastic lighter. He takes the first puff. His eyes widen. He is surprised at the potency of the smoke, but he enjoys it. He enjoys the taste. At first, the burnt aroma is off-putting, but he soon learns to appreciate the aromatic, herbal notes present in the weed smoke. He luxuriates in the smoke. It surrounds him like a comforting blanket. As he takes his second hit, he marvels at the intricate network of woven “hairs. on the surface of the marijuana bud. It reminds him of a tapestry he once saw at the town museum. He is getting higher and higher with every hit. He’s never felt this way before. He experiments with smoke rings, exhaling through his nose. He feels that his mind is awakened. He is in a dreamlike state. He feels comfortable. His muscles relax. He is surprised when he notices how thirsty he is. He has never smoked marijuana before and he thought the thirst inducing properties of marijuana were purely fictional. He drinks a glass of unsweetened iced tea. Marge has been encouraging him to drink unsweetened tea instead of beer or soda to help him control his weight. In the past he drank the tea with reluctance and without enjoyment. But now that he is high he notes the complex flavor of the tea. It is smoky, bitter, tannic. He enjoys it. He is amazed that something as simple as iced tea is bringing him so much happiness. He picks up a chunk of marijuana from the kitchen table. “I could get used to this,” he thinks. “I’ve never felt this way. All of my senses are heightened. I feel serene, yet alert. I never want to stop being high. I want to be like this forever. I’ve fallen in love with marijuana and I never want to stop smoking.”
No. 723265
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oh, chubby little loser
national joke
pathetic fat man
no ones bloody laughing
the clown that no one laughs at
they all just wish he'd [redacted]
(freestyle)
what do you get when your mom dies of cancer
and you spiral out of control on public display
you get a fat little man who beats on cats
and zaps his own grey matter by being a sped
sad little fat man, does what a sullen porky man can
watch as he waddles away
small, smelly fat man, does what a man can
what do you get when you steal your ex-best friends personality and chimp out for all to see?
you get a shattered life, high cortisol levels and irreperable trauma that will never be fixed by family therapy
deranged little fat man, watch as he streams that
takes his little fat hands and pulls the strings of the world
neurotic little sped man
does what a sped can
with no signs of stopping
the fat man rolls on
No. 727571
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Also, Banned? Not Banned. and Not using a VPN either. Lol. You WISH I were banned because I'm pointing out LOGIC and you don't like it, that you've lost. The public sided with me, that you're in the wrong, did you not read the rest of the comments calling you awful? What delusional world do you live in currently where you are in the right? read the comments. the public sides with me, you're in the wrong.
God bless Sam
No. 728084
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little handmaiden? I'll have you know that besides writing one of the most popular book series in modern times, I've been involved in numerous secret raids against pinkpill groomer Discords, and I have been blocked and reported by over 300 pornsick incels. I am trained in the use of facts and logic and I've even been banned from the Mumsnet women's rights subforum. You think you can get away with forwarding that kind of discourse over the Internet? Think again, pickme. As we speak I am contacting the international network of powerful lesbians, and your IP is being traced right now so you better run to your Nigel to protect you from the storm. The storm that wipes out the bourgeois, neoliberal capitalist thing you call feminism. You're fucking history, Everyday Feminism. I can shitpost anywhere, anytime, and I can rebut SJWiki in over seven hundred ways, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively read in second-wave philosophy, but I have access to the entire bibliography of Andrea Dworkin and I will deploy it to its full extent to wipe your miserable worldview off the face of the internet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little virtue-signalling Mel Magazine article was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn tradthot.
No. 728887
went on a very old taylor nicole dean thread and found this autist doing his first creative writing class draft on our loved /pt/:
I want to put for a different type of narrative about the various theories, lies, and conjecture regarding Taylor Nicole Dean. I am not saying my narrative is any more or less theory, lie, or conjecture than anything else that has been posted. Only that it gives you something different to consider. You can do your own digging to see how the facts line up with my narrative – not that this forum is too interested in facts. But then again, that makes my narrative all the juicier. Forget the facts, just bathe in the emotions you get from thinking that perhaps, just perhaps, my narrative is closer to the truth than what others have offered. Let’s first start with the Jonny Craig. Consider this.
Girlfriend #1, an abusive alcoholic in her own right, known to throw a punch or two – in a heated, alcohol charged argument with her high out of his mind boyfriend. To defend himself he raised up his arm, only to clock her across the face with his elbow. Aha – evidence that he punches girls for the thrill of it?
Girlfriend #2, what do you know, another heavy drinker who also loves getting high. But not the hard stuff…”just liquor and pot, maybe do a line of coke now and then, but no big deal.” She’s passed out from a night of partying, her boyfriend now turns to his drug of choice, heroin. “Man, she should get in on some of this,” he thinks in a haze. As he walks over to her slobbering, peed-herself-drunk ass body passed out on the couch, a bandmate stops him. “Hey man, that’s not cool.” Jonny is like, “whatever dude, that just means more for me.” The next day she is told of this. Eventually the story is known as “Jonny tried to shoot me up when I was asleep.” Aha – evidence that he hates women and is scum. Well, regardless how you spin it, he is no saint in this version of events, but, is he what he has been made out to be?
Girlfriend #3. You think the other two girlfriends were “winners,” get a load of this one. She had Jonny’s name tattooed on her BEFORE they even met. Obsessed to the hilt. And,” OMG! He not only notices me, but we are dating.” Her whole identity is wrapped around once dating a D-list rocker (C-list maybe?). All her fulfillment and satisfaction in life is tied to being connected to “him!” And her mom is the same way. They live for him and through him – while having done drugs and drinking right along beside him. In another alcohol and drug induced state, they have one of their many fights and she locks herself in her room. He knocks the door down. Yeah, sounds pretty violent, but the aggressiveness stops there. She is never touched. Aha, evidenced that he is dangerous and threatens her. Of course, his dumb-ass tweets threatening to burn her house down don’t help. No defense there. Again, he is no saint, but, is he what she portrays him to be? And she doesn’t stop there.
Totally obsessed…she stalks him. Rarely a day goes by that she doesn’t tweet something about him. Old pictures of them (Girlfriend #2 likes to do this too). Throwing out names like rapist and narcissist and saying he is obviously high. Her favorite is to point out his pupils…aha, look, they are small here, or too large there. Oh look, he isn’t clean shaven to cover scabs…or, aha, he is clean shaven meaning he is high. Or, hey, he is wearing hat to cover scabs, or his hair is covering this or that. You can’t DISPROVE things that you can’t see, so she sounds credible to people foolish enough to fall for it (admittedly, I once did). “Hey, there’s this vase floating in the air over there. Prove to me it doesn’t exist.” It isn’t for Jonny to respond or have to prove anything. And the funny thing is (although not really funny) if you pay attention, he looks ten times healthier in all his recent photos, but let’s not have facts get in the way of the rumor mill.
The burden of proof is on her, and she has none except perhaps an obsessive, psychopathic compulsion to remain attached to him in any way possible. Her identity is wrapped in having once dated him.
She goes to his concerts, or if she missed the concert, she knows where he likes to hang out afterwards, so she shows up at the bars and harasses any girl that gets close to him. And then Taylor comes along.
For the first time there is a girlfriend with parents who are involved and take interest in doing what they can to help ensure their daughter’s safety. They are concerned about Jonny and given his history, who can blame them? Girlfriend #3 feeds them with a mix of truth, half-truths, and full out lies. She fakes DM messages between her and Taylor, taking advantage of the fact they asked her to talk to Taylor. Girlfriend #2 goes so far as to fake other accounts to make it appear like she is someone in the band, feeding her parents “real time” information as to what Jonny and Taylor are doing. Girlfriend # goes so far as to solicit a friend of her’s to help feed fake stories. It just so happens, her friend is a friend of an ex-boyfriend of Taylor’s. He is brought into the ruse to tell Taylor’s parents and the Twitter-verse that Taylor is confiding in him and saying the same things that she is supposedly telling Girlfriend #3. Who would imagine this ex-boyfriend, in another state, has any connection with Girlfriend #3. Two, unconnected people saying the exact same thing? It must be true! Who else other than a mean spirted, spiteful, angry, jealous, fill in the blank person could have orchestrated this?
Well, out of guilt, he later comes clean as to being sucked into the ruse of girlfriend #3 at the behest of his friend who knows girlfriend #3. Unfortunately, it comes too late and her parents have already taken many steps based on the “credibility” of so many “separate accounts” of what is going on. In this case, it wasn’t just idle false gossip -but real harm was done to real loving relationships.
Girlfriend #2 and #3 and their army of fake accounts harass not only Jonny, but also Taylor, bandmates, and anyone on “Jonny’s side.” Girlfriend #2 and #3 work hard to get venues to drop their band – again, causing REAL damage to someone’s livelihood. All in an effort to keep their narrative alive. They so identify their lives with Jonnny that they will do anything and everything – every day – to stay connected in whatever twisted way they can. It lends credibility to their own stories. And that’s the thing. They are just stories. Perhaps no more credible than the one I’ve told. Maybe? Maybe not?
Now, Jonny meets Taylor via Twitter. Yes, Taylor is intrigued. She listened to his music when she was 13 or so. So yeah, there is this infatuation that she is now chatting with this guy. It’s easy to question someone’s motivations for wanting to connect with someone, but whatever those initial motivations are, they truly do connect. And thus, Jonny has girlfriend #4.
Girlfriend #4 doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t drink (yet), and has parents who are amazingly actually married to each other and love and support her. Neither parent is an addict. And, Taylor is financially self-sufficient and in her own way is as “famous” as he is. What? “She doesn’t need me to vicariously live out a rock star fantasy? And what? She makes way more money than I do so isn’t hoping for some payday at some point?” Even further, “And she isn’t thinking I can be a hook up with a drug dealer?”
Jonny has been clean from the “hard” stuff like heroin, cock, perk, etc., for many months when he met Taylor. But still was heavily drinking and smoking pot. He finally sees that the support and love from Taylor that he needs to kick this. He stops drinking. Within a few weeks his swollen, pasty, yellowish inflamed body (just look up what kidney and liver damage can do to you), returns to some level of normalcy. And he has new teeth! He is starting to look as good as he now feels. And even Taylor’s parents are seeing that yet this guy, with a jaded past, has value. He still is no saint, but, he certainly isn’t the worthless scum the ex’s have portrayed. Maye, just maybe, he is realizing he can use his creativity and talent to be a light for someone else’s darkness, instead of just adding more darkness.
And Taylor? One narrative is she is an animal hoarder who can’t take care of her animals. Have you seen the equipment she has? Taylor has a penchant for taking home the runts of the litter. Sick and injured? No problem, she feels she will give them a fighting chance as she has the means (knowledge, love, and money) to recuperate them. Most of the time she is successful, but sometimes, well, sometimes the animals die. That’s a risk when you gravitate towards the sick ones. And, even when they aren’t sick to begin with, keep in mind the average life expectancy of some of her animals is only a few years. With the number of animals she has, there will be some deaths every year. And she has two assistants that she can call upon if she is out of town or otherwise not feeling well (yes, she has Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, look it up to see what that entails). Of course, there is always some “expert” out there. Some “freshwater enthusiast” who will say that one particular breed of fish doesn’t belong with another or otherwise dispute something in order to get attention.
In conclusion - Again, I am not saying Jonny is some saint. And I throw up a little bit in my mouth to even utter the word “victim” to describe him – but, consider my narrative. While he may be an addict, may have been a shitty boyfriend to his previous girlfriends (who were also shitty girlfriends as well), and has done things to fuel his addiction that he is not proud of (Mac book to name one)…. well, that sure makes it easier to imagine him as some monster in this MeToo movement…. But, what if the monster is Girlfriend #1, or #3? Don’t take my word for it. This forums are full of sleuths who love scouring the twitter-sphere or other sites and use various tools to uncover evidence that supports their own narrative of things. It’s time to consider an alternative narrative to what is out there. What you find just may surprise you.
No. 729253
saw this on /meta/ not sure if it qualifies
Hey, cum-guzzlers!
My name is Steve, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded women who spend every second of their day talking about dumbass shit. Why not do something better with your life, like sucking my cock? I got an 8-inch cock that's FAT. Nice 'n fat and I got it in my hand right now and it's…gettin' hard. I'll pig fuck you. You better beg for it! I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock. Balls rubbin' against your chin. I'm gonna cum in your mouth so much, you'll be shittin' cum. And before I cum, I'm gonna squeeze ya nose, and you're gonna take it all. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than bitchin' here on this shitty message board all day? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fingering yourself to Twilight. So if you wanna get laid and feel like a woman for once in your life, hit me up. (No fatties or ugly chicks, which pretty much rules everyone out here I guess!) I got washboard abs, chiseled features, 6"2, black hair and piercing blue eyes. I can fuck the shit out of you at a moments notice and within ten minutes ready to go again after I cum. You'd be wet instantaneously the moment you see me. I turn lesbians straight, I can eat a peach for hours. I teach lesbians how to eat pussy. So come at me you tards.
Steve.
No. 729498
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There are people trapped (and molested, raped, tortured and killed) at the secret Illuminati cloning centers! The cloning centers are located in Deep Underground Military Bases. For example, Area 51 (Lincoln County, Nevada), Dulce Base (Dulce, New Mexico) and Montauk Base (Montauk, New York). Most of these bases have a cloning floor and that cloning floor IS a cloning center. Some cloning centers are above ground though. There’s an above ground cloning center somewhere in western Canada, which Queen Elizabeth owns. She knows where the cloning center in Canada is and so does the former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper. Queen Elizabeth, Vladimir Putin and high-up Chinese people pretty much RUN the cloning centers. In addition, Kevin Sullivan (ex-pro wrestler) is a rich, satanic cloner with a lot of pull with the Illuminati.
The Illuminati or New World Order (NWO) have technology that allows them to be able to transfer one’s consciousness (or soul) to a Mark 2 REM-driven duplication clone body at the cloning centers (in this dimension) during REM-phase of sleep. They can also transfer one’s consciousness to a Mark 3 duplication clone body at the cloning centers (in this dimension) while one is in a meditative state (no REM required).
All they need is a blood, tissue or possibly even a DNA sample to make a Mark 2 REM-driven duplication clone of you and they “come out" the same age as when your sample was taken. It takes them around five months or less and it only costs around $30 (for test tubes/maintenance).
They can kill anyone remotely from the cloning centers, if they have a clone of you. They can do this (kill your real body) by either applying a constant electrical current to your clone or by torturing your clone. Your real body will die from a heart attack or an aneurysm, the same day or the next day.
They are victimizing people all around the world while they’re asleep. Some people don’t recall anything that takes place and some people think the experience is a dream or a nightmare. Additionally, they’re deceiving people by making them believe that their experience was a Lucid Dream (or just a regular dream or a nightmare) or Astral Projection (or an OBE aka an Out-Of-Body-Experience). They tell people different things (e.g. that they're in the Astral plane, 4th dimension, 5th dimension, etc.), it depends on the person and what they are more likely to believe. Lucid Dreaming and Astral Projection both take place at the cloning centers (in this dimension). They use clones, MK Ultra and drugs to manipulate and deceive you. You’re not having a Lucid Dream and you’re not in another dimension or in the Astral plane “in” your Astral body. You’re a clone at the cloning centers in THIS dimension, most likely in a MK Ultra scenario.
The clones at the cloning centers have a microchip called Mindvoice (also known as Artificial Telepathy or MK Audio Effects) implanted in their head, so they can use MK Ultra (visual and audio effects) on you and to control you. With the use of this chip, they can make anyone see or hear anything. You can even feel and see yourself floating, flying, shooting fireballs, etc. but it’s all an illusion known as MK Ultra visualizations, that only you can see (the people in control know what you’re seeing though and other people that they’re using MK Ultra on, may be able to see as well). They put people in what’s called a MK Ultra scenario, which is basically a controlled experience (at the cloning centers) using MK Ultra (visual and audio effects) and drugs. For example, someone flying around fighting monsters, they’re in a MK Ultra scenario. They do this (MK Ultra scenarios) for entertainment (e.g. sit back and laugh at the person because they look-like an idiot running around doing whatever), to test them (i.e. to see what one does or how they react in certain situations) and to influence the person (real body) in real life (e.g. make them feel a certain way about someone or whatever, like increasing the likelihood of a girl wanting to go out with someone). Lets say that there’s this old man that wants to have sex with this pretty girl at the cloning centers… they can put a MK Ultra visual effect of some celebrity face (that she would most likely be attracted to) over this ugly old man’s face, so that she’d be willing to have sex with him. They use drugs in addition to MK Ultra to help with the manipulation. One may be pre-drugged prior to clone activation (transfer of one’s consciousness to a clone) and/or drugged during the experience.
One may even find themselves in the same area or room where their real body was sleeping or meditating at. This is not a dream or a lucid dream and you didn’t project or go out-of-body, you are simply seeing MK Ultra visuals (or illusions) at the cloning centers as a clone. You’re in a MK Ultra scenario.
When one "sells their soul", it means that they agreed for the Illuminati to use a clone of them at the cloning centers for sex (or whatever) while they're asleep in exchange for fame and fortune. In addition, some have “sold out” and joined the Illuminati (even YouTubers and Twitch streamers) to receive benefits at the cloning centers (e.g. being able to have sex with celebrities as clones) and/or benefits in real life (e.g. money and fame).
Vril type 1 lizards (terrestrial aliens) are parasitic, carnivorous and malevolent. They’re about one to two feet tall. Their head resembles the body of a king crab and their body is covered in red diamond-shaped scales. They dwell underground. They’re dumb (and are able to talk) but smarter when they turn a human into a host (drone). They have a proboscis (called the Quill), which is located on the top of their head. The proboscis (which looks-like a chocolate chip) contains everything that the lizard is (its consciousness). Their lizard body is dead once the proboscis leaves its body. They can only do this once in their lifetime and if they fail (turning a human into a host), they die. The human that is about to be bodysnatched is either unconscious or restrained. The proboscis enters the human’s eye and spirals around the optic nerve. It then proceeds to go to an area of the brain (driven by taste) that tastes like butterscotch to them. Then, they do a feeling of holding your breath and pushing outwards. Finally, it does what's called “Sweating the Quill” (at the tip of the proboscis), which excretes the parasitic cells that take over the human body. This kills the human and replaces their consciousness with the Vril lizard’s consciousness. The Vril lizard becomes that human (after about a month’s recovery time).
This transition from Vril lizard to human is what’s called "Droning". Once a Vril lizard becomes a human, they are then known as a Drone, Host of Vril or a Parasited Host. A person that has had this happen to them, may be referred to as someone that had been possessed by a demon. This is what demonic possession is. In addition, some hosts of Vril (drones) call themselves “walk-ins”, in which they describe how an alien consciousness or soul took over their body.
The slit-eye videos that you see all over the web are fake. The Illuminati put these out intentionally to mislead everyone into thinking that one can tell who is a “reptilian” (Vril lizard and a host of Vril aka drone) by checking to see, if their eyes turn to slits. This doesn’t occur and they cannot do this. However, the eyes ARE one way to tell… Sometimes, there may be an eye that pops outward (or inward) due to the droning process or it makes the eye stray, so it looks-like the person is cockeyed or walleyed. There is no shape-shifting either. The so-called shape-shifting is the transition from Vril lizard to human. Those that talk about “reptilian shape-shifters” are referring to Vril and people who have been droned.
Drones (Parasited Hosts of Vril) mimic human behavior. They are willing slaves with no compassion and only care about droning other people, torture and sex. They’re murderers. They killed the human to "use" their body and live life as them… as a human.
The Soulstone (also known as a Consciousness Chip or The Soul Catcher) is an apple-seed sized microchip that is capable of holding a flawed recording of one’s consciousness. Once a consciousness is recorded on the chip, it is then implanted in a clone body or a real body (which has less side-effects). If it’s a clone body, they would need to get replacement bodies like every six months to a year (possibly longer). They go to certain military hospitals (like the one near Camp David) to get a new clone. If it’s implanted in a real person’s body and turned on, it bodysnatches (kills) the person and whatever consciousness that was recorded on the chip, would then be in full control of that person’s body. After this is done, that person would then be known as a Chiphead. However, if someone dies and that “dead consciousness” was recorded on the chip and then implanted, they would then be known as a Dead Chiphead (also known as a Reanimated or an Undead Chiphead). They can implant the chip by drilling a hole in a persons head or they can remove one’s eyeball and insert the chip with a rod to a certain depth in the brain (the hyper thalamus region). Then, they simply turn it on and it bodysnatches the person via technology as opposed to a Vril lizard that bodysnatches one parasitically. It messes up the person for like a month or something. They can only sleep, get-up and eat. In addition, they have to have a nurse with them.
Dead Chipheads are: gay or bi-sexual (not that there’s something wrong with that), evil, they’re mentally impaired, they have a “handler”, they’re child molesters and sometimes they want to bite, eat or kill people. This is because the technology to “bring them back” (from the dead) is flawed and cannot be fixed.
No. 729758
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How do you imagine _____'s cock would be like?
I imagine it a bit thicker than average (just a bit though), 18cm, veiny, with freckles (like the ones in his face), big mushroom head, and somewhat veiny
Round balls, not too crazy but good enough to grab
No. 730801
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>>652268I went to Florida several months ago. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.
No. 731596
Ed Sheeran's Toes were very important parts of his body. He would speak out about his toes, often, before concerts, saying "hey guys, welcome to my concert! My little toes are wriggling in excitement!" He would frequently post images to social media of his toes, often with captions such as "They're wiggling! Hnngh!" and "OOwaaaaaa Me Toesies ><"
His toes suffered a massive loss, of their lives. In 2015, through unknown means and for unknown reasons, all 13 of his toes, one day, disappeared. Only Ed Sheeran knows, however his ex spouse has come out and said "ya i stole his toes lol". They broke up after that unfortunate event. The same ex spouse was later known for the flesh stealing incident of 2017, and there are multiple warrants for their arrest.
Ed Sheeran Sucks Toes
He Sucks Em
He Sucks Toes
He Sucks Toes
Ed Sheeran Sucks Toes Because He Misses What He Once Had
Toes by the baker's dozen
Toes by the Pound
Toes Toes Toes
Ed Sheeran Sucked Komaeda's Toes
Ed Sheeran Will Suck Anyone's Toes
His Body Flexes
His Toes A-Wrigglin'
If Only He Had Them
Ed Sheeran, being very close to his toes, had actually named all 13 of them. Their names were, as follows:
1. hoogogougughuhugh Flesh Eater
2. Reaper Of The Darkness And Of The Souls Condemned To Hell
3. The One Who Holds Judgement
4. hot dog
5. Judas Baby
6. Six, Like The Number Of Ed Sheeran's (REDACTED)
7. He Who Watches As The World Is Engulfed In Flame For The Final Time
8. hehe 8
9. awooooWOOWOOOWOoo Pengy
10. god
11. Macklemaeda, Son Of The Chosen Ones, Macklemore And Komaeda
12. The Most Powerful Being Who Shall Smite Us All When The Time Comes
13. number 13 burger king toes the last thing you want in your burger king toes is no toes
No. 732015
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She walked quickly through the front door.
Hair was up, jean jacket, eyes glued to the floor.
I thought "oh god, mo here we go again"
And now this shift doesn't seem so boring anymoe
Her hair was a cluster of cute little curls
She does her winged eyeliner like the a Japanese girls
She walked up to the bar, gave me a smile
She makes me so nervous I'm afraid that I might hurl.
OHHHH
[CHORUS]
OH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
MY HEART'S POUNDING EVERY NIGHT TO THIS BEAT
OH JUST FOR TWO SECONDS, WON'T YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN MINE?
I WISH WE HAD MORE TIME
OHHHH LUCY LUCY LUCY!!!
She came over to watch anime
She got to two drinks in cause she prefers IPAs
She brought me over bottles of chili jane
We sat alone in the night just smokin' (synthy methody)
Her eyes were endless pools of sheer beauty
I gotta take a step back before I get in too deep.
We walked half a mile own Oriel Street
And she said "dude, what makes you think you're good for me?"
OH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
MY HEART'S POUNDING EVERY NIGHT TO THIS BEAT
OH JUST FOR TWO SECONDS, WON'T YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN MINE?
I WISH WE HAD MORE TIME
OHHHH LUCY LUCY LUCY!!!
OH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME
MY HEART'S POUNDING EVERY NIGHT TO THIS BEAT
OH JUST FOR TWO SECONDS, WON'T YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN MINE?
I WISH WE HAD MORE TIME
OHHHH LUCY LUCY LUCY!!!
LUCY WE JUST TOOK THIS WAY TOO FAST
YOU KNOW THAT SOME GOOD THINGS IN LIFE JUST AREN'T MEANT TO LAST
WE'LL GO OUT SEPARATE WAYS, IT MAY HURT IN TIME
I THINK WE'LL BE JUST FINE
OHHH LUCY LUCY LUCY!!!!!!!
LUCY
No. 732017
>>732016LUCY WE JUST TOOK THIS WAY TOO FAST
YOU KNOW THAT SOME GOOD THINGS LIFE JUST AREN'T MEANT TO LAST
WE'LL GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS, IT MAY HURT IN TIME
I THINK WE'LL BE JUST FINE
OHHHHHHH LUCY LUCY LUCYYYY
T was hoping to summon you kek ily tho No. 732026
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>>732015>>732017>She brought me over bottles of chili janeIt's actually Cherry Jane, btw. Pic related
ily2 I never thought this song would actually bring me joy:''') No. 732032
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>>732026i'm sorry your friends write up says chili I thought it was some form of weed or something because I'm not a smoker LOL
take that spanks she's LC's gf now No. 735533
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a fellow anon here has made Lolcow's official gay love story and i am proud to share it:
PART I: THE BASED
I walked in on construction workers my parents hired to build an extension to their house sucking eachothers dicks right there in the new room. They didnt see me though, so i hid around the corner and listened to them first. It was pretty retarded what they were saying.
>What've you done, what do you call this?
>I cut a hole for an electrical box
>Its round.
>So?
>So! Havent you ever seen an electrical box, its rectangular
>What, this wont work?
>The only thing that this is going to work for is a glory hole
>A glory hole? whats that?
>Where the hell did Jack find you anyway?
>Santa Monica Boulevard.
>Figures. Well you just go place your face up to that opening, and ill show you what a gloryhole is used for
>…
>Oh, glory hole.. we had these at the sex shop on the boulevard
>Well then, pretend youre on the Boulevard, and get hungry on my cawk
>THAT i know how to do
and then he sucked his dick on the construction site. It was pretty hot to watch, ngl
PART 2: THE FORBIDDEN
No, its all true, infact the next day i was anticipating seeing more stuff so i spied on them a little and
in my backyard during their breaktime, three of them were throwing coins at eachothers coin piles? It was kinda
like they they were throwing dice but it looked stupid. And the conversation was even dumber
>Ah fuck
>Yeah, pay up buddy
he seemed to searched his pockets, but he had nothing
>shit, wheres the rest of my money
>Youre not going to pull that are ya?
>Im serious, how much money did i lose to you guys?
>Youre a shitty actor, now cough up the dough
>Yeah, unless you want to take it out in trade
>Well lets wait for Stan, he'll lend me the money
>He's inside talking to the guy who owns the house
>When he comes back out, i'll pay you what i owe you
>Bullshit! Youre going to get good on your bet, right now.
then one of the guys pushes him down into a kneeling position
>c'mon guys, whatre you doing!?
>youre gonna pay up your 20 dollar debt right now
>I dont have it right now, you know im good for it
>yeah? well you better be good AT it buddy. Go on, clear your debt.
>yeah c'mon, give me my $20 worth
>What if the homeowner comes out?
>Then stick it in his mouth too (?)
>Get busy on it man, its better than giving him $20.
and AGAIN, he sucked the guys dick but this time they had a third person watching from behind. It was the weirdest
shit.
PART 3: THE ANORECTAL VIOLENCE
alright, it happened in MY bedroom this one, the same construction company outsourced some electricians to install a ceiling fan. It was two guys this time, my parents invited them in just as i hung up with my boyfriend Blake who was in Chicago at the time.
>I thought you guys would never get here
>Sorry we were late, we had trouble finding the place
as they were coming in, i realised they had no shirts on, just wearing jeans with some electrical cabling over their shoulders.
>I gotta run downtown, the room is upstairs, the bedroom. If you finish before i get back, just lock up
>ok..
So after my parents left, i thought id listen in again, no way would they do it a third time. They were acting really suss
>Hold up, lets check out this place
>This guy must be fuckin loaded, fuck yeah
He then jumped onto my bed, i could hear it creaking from the hallway. They WERENT being subtle
>This bed was made for a king
>Looks like it, huh?
>WHATRE you doing? Get off me!
>Not until you shove that BIG dick up my ass
>Why are you always talking about my dick?
>Because im a horny motherfucker that thinks about sex all the time
>Well why dont your just start by suckin on my big dick
>And you'd think id have a problem with that?
They then started fucking really fucking loud, but that wasnt even the worst part. The guy sounded like a warthog finding a truffle. Sweating into my bedsheeds.
But as i was listening, my phone started ringing, and i tried turning it off, but i accidentally answered it. It was my boyfriend and what he heard was the sound of heat and sweaty men. He was super quiet after that incident, he wouldnt believe me either. It was so embarrasing
No. 735620
Arin, I'm not trying to get you in trouble, I'm trying to communicate something to you. I'm also trying to help you at the same time, as help, all of your fans… um… I grew up in 718, i grew up in the 414. you don't understand what black is. Black isn't all fucking "oh I'm super cool", its generally….. Dis-disadvantaged. Its generally a lifetime of trauma because of stupid people like you. Its generally the government not fucking taking care of you. You know what poverty is? It's, "oh fuck I'm nine years old with AIDS." Its "oh fuck my mom's a crackhead." Its "I'm twelve years old with three kids." Its horrible horrible horrible things. It's abuse, it's substance abuse, it's needs not being met, It's disease… it's addiction. These are issues that affect quality of life for so many individuals. I'm sorry, I'm literally on the verge of tears. I am very very passionate about quality of life even if you're poor because- especially if you're poor- because that's all that matters is you being happy, your needs being met, being safe being healthy… and like… some places the government actively tries to take advantage of its citizens. They will suppress their rights and y'know like deny them treatment, deny them services- theres so much horrible real life stuff that needs to get addressed, and you have such a big audience and you're on the right track but please please just… Grow. I don't know how to get through to you, but please try to…. Meditate. remeber how I used to talk about meditation? Try to actually like wake up at 6 o'clock in the morning, smoke a bowl of weed, sit outside with your mask on… And just like think about things. Let yourself feel your heart like let yourself feel your soul… Think about what you want to do. Like money…. Money isn't the only thing that matters. Like pls actually Just… Just do some real good. I wanna see you be really really really successful and that's the thing is you'd actually be way more successful if you started taking care of people.
No. 741072
Oh here comes Mrs. So-Sexy-And-Desirable-By-Many, making a post directed at Armin Arlert (アルミン・アルレルト), who is the 15th and current commander of the Survey Corps, and one of the two deuteragonists of the series. Shut the fuck up. You're probably all fat and ugly in real life with crippling depression that won't save you anymore so that's why you're here on Lolcow, sperging over a fictional character while acting like you're morally superior than him in the first place. Have you taken a look at yourself? Ugly and stinking the whole place up. You probably cackled to yourself while shitting that paragraph up, thinking it's the funniest thing ever and will find a place on that funny Lolcow posts thread. Guess what, you're fucking embarrassing. Armin is literally the 104th Commander of the Survey corps, an excellent soldier, a man capable of understanding empathy and respect towards everyone, a specimen who will save humanity, a god who is sexy like no other and has a bunch of sexy women on his excessive shaft too.. and you? A random nobody who needs to add more lines to her already scarred wrist. Kill yourself and make your parents happy once. Worthless piece of shit. No wonder you're sperging a like that to begin with. Nothing in your life probably makes you happy anymore - and you don't make anyone in your life happy either - so you have to take your disgusting, bitter hatred out on making comments like that directed to THE man himself.
>I promise you will never be uglier than this vaguely man-like creature.
Wow, haha. Total own. Epic. Go kill yourself, retard.
No. 743572
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ITT: third-person videogames featuring female protagonists are inherently harder for us gamers, and that's unfair.
First, I would like to start by saying I don't have a problem with women in videogames because they're a chance to empower feminism and I'm a really nice guy hahaha.
However, as I have been playing through Tomb Raider™, I have noticed that I experience several difficulties during my gameplay experience, and upon some critical thinking and analyzing, I've come to realize it is because of Lara Croft™ (the protagonist of the game Tomb Raider™). Namely, I seem to often always die most of the times sometimes because my eyes unwillingly fix themselves on her butt (don't worry though, I'm not like other guys) at the most inconvenient of times. In fact, sometimes I forget to play the game altogether, and I spent about two hours in the tutorial due to this problem.
The solution? Quite easy. Women CAN be protagonists in videogames, however, they should only be first-person games to avoid such problems from happening. What do you think, fellow gamers?(emoji)
No. 760028
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Anyone else find this scene really hot? When this alien farts at Jar Jar?
The alien just looks so feminine and sexy, and the way it turns to him to flaunt it. Like it's inviting him to get closer for the next one.
I first watched this movie when I was very young and I have masturbated to this scene so many times.
No. 760038
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this thread is gold
No. 760810
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I wand adam driver to adam drive his dick directly into my coochie and ejaculate big ammounts of big nosed sexy man semen and then I'll look at his adam driver eyes and say "thanks adam driver for breeding my warm tigtht pussy" and he'll say "aaayy you're welcomed anytime" then we driver kiss and driver make out and then maybe I can suck his driver cock full of our juices while tending to his big kylo ren balls
No. 762310
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No. 767373
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>this unironic tumblr bio i just found
Your local gringo hater ❤
👉Compilation of trash human beings, me hating on everyone, vents and personal interest bs👈
I'm an angry bastard, I warned you already.
Don't like what you see? Unfollow me and block me, I ain't your goddamn babysitter to police my content/opinions/tastes for you.
Yes, I'm one one your "pwecious minorities uwu" you have NO right to use me as a diversity quota, speak over me or tell me to kill myself because I'm a minority that just doesn't like to be coddled, don't worry for it!
I would probably anger the living fuck out of you, if I have not done it yet, just wait for it, your turn will eventually come, soon or later.
········Future Professional speed bump and chef········
Cynical, dead inside, opinionated af, 70% of the shit that comes from my mouth isn't nice, eternally tired of humanity's bullshit, brash, former artist, pretty slow, blunt, misanthrope, sensitive but with low empathy, problematic af (as this hellsite would say), extremely bitter, a mess, eternally screaming on the inside mood since ya know…peace was never an option and kinda self destructive.
Usually spiteful but too lazy to engage in that shite 24/7. Certified PhD. in being salty. ❤❤Hater of modern pop culture media❤❤
I usually don't say things for the sake of offending, but if you get offended for something that wasn't meant to be offensive, its your problem, offense is taken not given. Most importantly: Ur a dummy😊
No. 767640
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Some of you just need to accept that the farm has more than one Komaeda kin roaming its pastures. I'm not discharge-chan. She's weird and annoying, a coward who deletes her replies because she needs attention but gets overwhelmed by her own bad taste. I also carry a lot of shame but at least I don't post anything I'd need to dirty delete. I'm the superior Komaeda and I don't appreciate being lumped in with her ilk. She's unworthy of any association with Nagito whatsoever, who is creepy and disgusting yes, but way cooler and more interesting than she could ever attempt to be. I hope her discharge tastes bad. And I hope the anons who have confused me for her can forgive themselves because it's an honest mistake… But if they do it again? No mercy.(avatarfaggot)
No. 769019
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The South Asian racist is back, kek. I never thought of it this way, but with how hard you’re caping for gay men, and all your aggression both now and over the past week, I feel like you might be one yourself.
Imagine. A gay South Asian scrote seething about black women every day, probably because he can’t skinwalk them. No one liked his Donna Summer look at the local gay bar on drag night. He doesn’t know why he even goes there anymore, he already knows all the white gays have “no curry” in their Grindr bios. His down-low black boyfriend, Diquarius, dumped him a month ago to get back with his ex, and he’s been raging at black women ever since.
He has an account on Lipstick Alley, where he almost exclusively gets into racial arguments, shits on black celebrities, and stans Jameela Jamil. He comes here to post even more racebait, and whenever he gets even a sniff of a non-black POC anon, he tries to glom onto them and involve them in his vendetta against black women.
Diquarius long since left his hole in shambles, and he can’t afford surgery to repair it. He hopes to one day become a mod on either LSA or LC so he can ban every black bitch he sees. He’s playing with the idea of transitioning. His parents are disappointed in him.
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I can confidently say I’m a knockout. I’m a gorgeous woman. That’s not me being egotistical, narcissistic. It’s just a fact. I’m a knockout. I have great genes. A part of being a knockout, I have confidence and je ne sais quoi, that is unmistakably in my pheromones, and my chemistry, and the way I walk, in my attitude, unmistakable. I am divine feminine energy. And a part of that does not match with the conventional beauty, sometimes, of what sensuality, or society has inferred.
I find one of the most tantalizing and exciting things I’ve ever observed about myself was that, I can drive men crazy and drive people crazy. That I have this air about me that exudes such sexuality, my small breast, and my little frame, and my sweet, little girl voice. It exudes something in people that is extremely passionate and tantalizing. I’ve always just been so into that, and intrigued by that, and have learned how to develop my sensuality as a woman by that. And I glorify it. I think it’s so funny. I swear to God, all your men fantasize about me and probably wonder what it’s like to be with someone who is as small as I am.
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YOU CAN GO FUCK RIGHT OFF IF YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY. I GENUINELY DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU FUCKERS THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY. CORPSE IS SUICIDAL AND YOU'RE ALL MAKING IT WORSE. GERD IS WHAT CAUSED HIS VOICE TO BE SO DEEP, BUT NOT FULLY BECAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS DEEP. IT JUST ADDED RASP. HE REALLY HAS THORACIC OUTLET SYNDROME WHICH HAS GOTTEN WORSE. HES NOT FUCKING FAT. ITS HIS FUCKING MUSCLE. HE HAS NEVER BEEN FAT AND HE NEVER WILL BE. ITS HIS MUSCLE. HE DOESN'T WORK OUT ANYMORE BUT HE STILL HAS MUSCLE. IM NOT FAT. TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN.
No. 774622
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Illuminati symbolism is all over the image.
We have six whiskers. The two eyes and nose ovals indicate we are to count this thrice. 6 6 6.
The Illuminati traces itself back to the black magic cults of ancient Egypt. These cults believe the cat was not only sacred but a spiritual familiar and source of all their occult power.
An anagram for Hello Kitty is “They To Kill”. The Illuminati have assumed the princely power of life and death. Their very mission statement is in the name of this beast.
In ancient times pink was associated with the dawn. The dawn star is known as Lucifer.
Where is the mouth? The symbol reminds all to be silent.
Cats are really creepy.
No. 775203
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I just need to gush, this week has been excellent and I’m both proud of myself and grateful for the time and place in my life I’m living through right now. Today I responded to a dilemma I’ve been avoiding facing in a way that showed my growth and maturity, and this week when fate (if you believe in such a concept) was tempting me to be cruel to myself or compromise my morals to please both people I want to, I held my ground and politely navigated my way through the interaction without myself or anyone getting their feelings hurt or misunderstood. The metaphorical icing on my really great week-cake is that my gf and I talked about gender for the first time in a long time and found we have more in common than we thought in the sense that we both were afraid to bring it up to the other and relieved to find we had so much common ground, plus I love hearing her talk her voice is so soothing and she’s so intelligent so it was a really good interaction. Earlier today before talking to her I was lurking terf-tok on another really smart woman’s profile and just watched tra’s have meltdowns for tdov, she’s so clever it makes me feel dumb in the best way, like in a way where I learn something. I’m excited to feel like I can talk to people with more ease than previously, and learn from more women. Pls no bully or ban for talking about dumb gendercrit stuff I just feel like the last few days things have been getting better for the first time in years and I’ve been gentler and more open with myself, thank you to anyone who reads this.
No. 775241
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angry tranny angry tranny angry tranny GRRRRR ANGRY
No. 775346
>>775234Thanks anon, I’ve been told I’m sweet before and I like to think I am, I go out of my way to be gentle with others. I’m glad to have provided a bit of good humor for
>>775203regardless. Jarring to see my post from the “positivity” thread less than a week ago ITT though, ngl. Slow week for your usual cows? Happy to help I guess.
No. 776129
If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight. So, listen up. Your music is fucking garbage. There, I said it. Mindless crap. Eardrum-bursting, dagger-in-the-eyes, ass-bagging, blow your fucking brains out — unadulterated dog shit. That pretty much sums up the type of music that’s popular with today’s young people. Listen, you stupid sons of bitches. I’m talking at you. I’m your elder. My opinion demands respect. Your music hasn’t got life. It’s fucking dead. Your music is void of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by fucking machines. Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no fucking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever. And, I’m fucking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer. Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella. It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a fucking computer program linked up to a laser show. Fact: The more fancy gadgets and distractions you need, the most your music just flat out sucks. Music should convey some sense of humanity — who we are, and what we feel. I know that’s a hard concept to digest since your idea of a relationship is picking up a new Twitter follower. Where’s the love and romance in the mind-numbing rubbish that’s played at most nightclubs? Is there any conveyance pain and loss? Or pride and joy? How about playing a catchy tune that’s just fun to sing along with? Is that too much to fucking ask? I don’t expect to like everything that’s new. As an amateur observer of the human condition, I freely acknowledge that successive generations are obliged to a continuation of the species which sometimes entails pushing boundaries and violating the preferences of their elders. History shows the more radically different one generation is from one to the next, the greater degree of innovations are sparked from such permutations. Music is just one by-product of inevitable cultural and technological shifts, sometimes mislabeled as advances. Yes, yes, yes! New music should piss off plenty of parents and leathery jokers like me. At least I’ll accept “cultural evolution” as being inevitable, and necessary. If you don’t believe this, take a look at the past century. Nearly a hundred years ago, traditional musicians hated a new sound called jazz. Later, jazz loyalists despised rock n’ roll and even the early sound of Motown. After that, the rockers hated disco music. Then, just about everyone hated New Wave and the 1980’s. Next came rap music which irritated everyone over the age of 30. Now, it’s hip hop and something called dubstep, which is essentially music made by computers and sound-making software. This garbage makes rap sound like fucking Amadeus. There’s a reason this “music” is used as a weapon on suspected terrorists, forcing them to wear earphones and being bombarded with such abuse for hours. I’m not making this up. This is the brain-frying shit they put on the headphones and strap to the ears of prisoners who are handcuffed behind their backs and sit naked in jail cells while they are forced to endure this madness. I’d rather blow my fucking brains out, and if I ever did managed to get out, I’d be running off to join the nearest terrorist cell in order to extract my revenge. I know what you’re thinking. You want to go after my music. You want to blast away at me. Go ahead, fuckers. See if you can top what I like at the conclusion of this article. You’re drawing so fucking dead you should even be in my game. So, what constitutes real music? Here’s a list of things I believe to be essential. REAL MUSIC DEFINED BY NOLAN DALLA: (1) Real music is created by humans, not by a machine or a computer. (2) Real music has structure and consistency. (3) Real music elicits real emotions — of love, loss, anger, fear, happiness, hope, inspiration, or anything related to the gambit of being human. (4) Real music requires talent. (5) Real music requires instruments and/or voices. (6) Real music should be cross generational. (7) Real music shouldn’t need gadgets or special effects to be enjoyed. When one of those fucking machines creates a sound that can somehow match this magical majesty, then give me a call. Until then, don’t label what you listen to as “music.” It’s not music. It’s garbage.
No. 777869
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>>775244Some schitzochan was shitting up the banner thread, accusing Adam driver fags of being scrotes, trannies and cp posters. When people rightfully told them they where schitzo they responded with this.
No. 777975
>>777869I was the original person tinfoiling. That angry tranny response actually wasn't me but it's fine, it's anonymous here so who the fuck would believe me.
I actually stopped checking that thread because clearly my opinion wasn't flying and I'm not going to just keep arguing
No. 778168
Imagine being born early may.
Based on established criteria, that makes you a taurus.
So you know it, everybody knows it, you’re a taurus, and everybody around you hold you up to taurus standards.
When there is a joke of some sort at work, it’s like “yeah but you’re a taurus so…”. And you want to laugh, but somehow it gets stuck in your throat.
Because for so long, you read the astrology books and magazines describing the signs, how the people of each sign were like, with big words and general traits.
And… you don’t fit well. It’s not like there are a couple that are not exactly you, it was like that at first, but at some point it become most of them were far from who you are.
So you feel awful. You feel guilty. Because, even if you were born in may, born as a taurus, frankly you suck at being a taurus. Sometimes you even feel your existence brings shame to all of the taurus. Because, as much as you try, you’re just bad at being a taurus.
So you try to change yourself. To read the books and focus on the traits and make them your motto, what you want to lean toward.
But you fail, and it makes you feel miserable.
At some point, you got curious, despite what you were told, enough to check what the other signs were like. And at some point you discovered geminis were a bit more like you. Or you were a bit more like them. You understood more their big words and general traits.
Some nights, when you feel really bad, you indulge in the fantasy of “what if I was born a gemini, not a taurus ?”. And that fantasy grows and grows, because it feels so good.
And then you start to doubt. Maybe you’re just a character that were designed to be born a gemini, and not a taurus. That there has been a problem, that you were born too early or too late. That would make sense. After all, you really are more of a gemini, inside.
Slowly, seemlessly in a way, you start to present yourself as a gemini, no longer as a taurus. You don’t expressely lie on your birthday, but… you let people assume you were born a gemini. And quickly you discover you’re a better gemini that you would ever be a taurus. And that makes you happy, that makes you feel valid.
And that feels wonderful, finally.
So when you meet new people, you present yourself as a gemini, and don’t acknowledge in front of them you have been a taurus ever again. And since you have so many traits of gemini, nobody really doubts it.
Sometimes some asshole will bring out your birth certificate and tell you’re a fraud, and you will feel awful. Then you’ll go out again and keep your chin up, because you know you’re a gemini, and that asshole has no right to do that.
You’re a gemini. Some sort of bug in the system made you be born in may but you’re a gemini.
You just know it.
That’s how you feel, when you’re transgender.
No. 784690
I know I am probably going to cop a ban for this absolute sperg but whatever, I miss the old fucking lolcow.farm and hate that this place has basically become a white feminist SJW refugee board.
I am sick of the constant "men are so evil!" posts that are literally in every goddamn thread now, even threads that have zero shit to do with scrotes. When the hell did this place become the Nordfront for feminazis? Like if you hate men so much, why are you constantly talking about them or obsessing over some scrote's dickpics like a thirsty femcel? I don't see how that is any better than the reddit incels you claim to hate so much, you guys all act alike at the end of the day.
And I seriously don't get why this board has allowed snowflake dangerhairs to take over and start bossing the culture. Yeah, maybe the old lolcow was a little too 4chan waifu harem, but it was ridiculously funny too, and people were a lot less assmad about shit that didn't concern them. I've had several libtards chimp out on me for something that I didn't even think would be an issue, because up until recently, no one gave a damn. Sometimes I don't want to write, or read, some pseudo-intellectual metacritic breakdown on a cow. They're cows, it just isn't that serious, and this isn't a hugbox for your triggered feefees. The majority of them deserve to be trolled and laughed at, and I don't get why it's suddenly bad to make fun of these people…isn't that why we're here? To laugh and get good milk?
Like idk anymore, I didn't want to believe this place has changed but I finally had to admit to myself it has. It was fun while it lasted, and I loved being here, but it just isn't the same. Sad.
No. 784728
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
No. 784797
normalfag, normalfag, your opinion is the most normie shit online along with all these retards who buy into the npc memes. babby's first existental thought, life is a virus, as if i haven't heard any other moron say this million times before.
everyone can say shit about how life is miserable, how no one consents to be born and all that edgy shit and think they're doing anything revolutionary, but it is the most basic braindead take you can have.
life is not good or bad. life is an experience. life itself is a value. i know i am a loser in most accounts when it comes to viewing if life is valuable or not, i am over 30, no education, no job, never had a long term relationship, since i did lose most of my life to depression and mental illness, all that shit people measure if your life is valuable or not. most people would deem my life worthless, but it isn't since like i said, life is a value itself. anyone who says my life is worthless can go fuck themselves because they are wrong.
it doesn't matter what i have achieved or what i have not, every day i can walk among other people, who are not just some bunch of npcs, but every single one of them is a unique experience that is made of memories, experiencs, heritage, temperament and pure coincidence. and that's what i am. my life is something that will never, ever exist on this planet ever again once i am gone. every time i look at someone i am looking at one of a million phenomenon in this world. i am individual among individuals, we are all connected and how i behave affects others, how others behave affects me. i stare at the same sun millions have stared at and millions are staring at right now and millions will stare at after me. i can see stones, trees, people laughing, weather change, birds, bugs, puke on the sidewalk, all kinds of random bunch of shit because i got the change to experience life. no one this world forces me to stay miserable. no god stepped out of the heavens and pointed a gun at me and said that i must suffer every single day till the rest of my life. i don't. i really, really don't. so i won't. and i will just live and experience the world i got the change to see.
this all sounds like total bullshit, but i am lifepilled and happy about it. and every single one of you miserable fools are children of someones's too, all lovable, all unique, silly assholes who i hope will get over it some day and go and shake hands with a tree or something, go and inspect some birds and eat a donut and just experience.
No. 785196
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apologies in advance
I'm smoking weed and I feel nostalgia. Tw for autism
When I was 11-12 I belonged to a community of The Lion King fans. We were all incredibly autistic, making lion OCs on deviantart and writing fanfiction. At one point I had The Lion King x Naruto fanfic and it was literally one of the most autistic and cringe things I can think of. Also, I pretended to be a boy because I struggled with my attraction to girls and I thought that in order to hit on other girls I had to be a boy (later on I started to "identify" as a boy anyway), and, not gonna lie, I enjoyed the attention girls were giving me; there were only 3 guys among us; one is an openly gay man now, the other I know nothing about except "he" had a cringe japanese name, and the third "guy" was me. I was the most popular and my OC, which I drew myself, was the sexiest (btw the quality of our art was quite good, sure, we were no OmegaLioness or DolphyDolphiana, but for a bunch of 11-14 year olds drawing in MS Paint and PS we were quite good). At my peak I had like 14 different girls crushing on me. There was this girl who was older than me, she was the biggest Stacy in our community; she had the best art, the most popular fanfic and OC, the biggest amount of friends. She "dated" the guy with a cringe japanese name. But then we started exchanging personal messages and she fell for me. At first we were a couple only in rp, but then it turned into an actual internet relationship. I felt like an asshole for lying to her about being a boy irl, but I couldn't help it, I had a crush on her, I wrote her poems, I thought about her every day at school and I couldn't wait to talk to her again. It lasted almost a year. I was retarded enough to have two accounts on the messaging platform we were all using, one for actual me, and one for my male self, and before all that male-larping started, I interacted with community as a girl for a while, and she happened to have my first account on her contact list. So one day I accidentally put a status that was associated with my male OC on my orginal account, and she saw that before I managed to delete it. She then checked my IP and of course she found out both accounts have the same one. So she writes to me and screams what the fuck. I start to panic and I tell her I have a sister who's also roleplaying and we use the same pc and I just opened her account by accident. And she fucking bought it. So it went on for a few next months. We started to get into Pirrates of the Carribean fandom. She wanted to rp and of course I wanted to be her bf there too but she decided she doesn't want to have a human OC and she made a fucking gryphon OC, which didn't even fit the universe imo, but whatever (she still wanted her character to be in love with my human character to make it "tragic"). She also wanted me to have a human love interest. We couldn't really find anyone fitting for the role so I ended up roleplying with myself (that is, my fake male me with my real me who pretends to be the sister of the fake male me). You have no idea how stressfull it was to roleplay as two different people in real time. Now I'm pretty sure it supposed to be a test. After some time we went back to TLK rp. We already had children and granchildren. Girls were still hitting on me but I was faithfull to my queen. Then I commited the status mistake again. But this time she didn't have it, I thought she grew suspicious anyway, she wasn't stupid. I told her the truth and everything fell apart. She didn't want to talk to me and everyone kinda turned away from me. I was heartbroken but I knew I deserved it. To make things worse, she used the ideas I told her about as her own and put them in her fanfic. I was angry for not giving me any credit and I wrote her hate comments. She also continued to use my OC in her art and modifying its look without my permission. I was bitter and punished. Rejected by everyone, I turned to a group that was hated by my orginal community, that is, the narutards. I hated anime at that time, but I felt so alone and I had nowhere to go, and there was this one girl who liked my art and introduced me to Naruto and helped me make my own OC. She was the community Stacy, but with a twist of yandere. Nice at first, then she turned out to be a narcissist who threatened you with cutting and killing herself if you disagreed with her (she was, of course, a Sasuke fan). Around that time I commited my peak atrocity that was the TLK x Naruto fanfic, I deleted it quickly though after receiving comments from even more autistic Naruto fan about me being the "insult to all of shinobi". I think I just wanted to express my anger through writing post-ironic crap. Then I met another girl who became my best friend for a while and we made some of the most original OCs imo. We loved to dunk on mary sues such as Shizue Asahi and Sawaii Hitomi. I wrote a few Naruto parodies that people liked, I filled them with political and religious references and made every character into a degenerate. The narcissist Sasuke-stan stole my ideas for a story (certain people loved to steal my ideas for some reason). Lots of fun and autism. Unfortunately, my new best friend grew tired of being a socially awkward sperg like the rest of us and she was online less often and finally she stopped talking to me after sending me the last message about finding a great friend irl and not needing online friends anymore. So I was left alone again. At 14 I felt too tired for this rp shit anyway. I began to cultivate my autism in isolation
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>What’s the deal with E-whores? You can’t touch em, you can’t fuck em! What’s the point? Your just sitting there giving them money to jerk off!
>(theme tune plays)
>Jerry is talking to George and Elaine about the upcoming house inspection when Kramer walks into Jerry’s house
>Jerry: where have you been all this time Kramer? I haven’t seen you in a month
>Kramer: I’ve been… busy…
>George: busy with what?
>Kramer: I need you to help with something, come over to my apartment
>(inside Kramer’s house there is a tied up and gagged woman in a maids dress with cat ears)
>George: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE KRAMER!
>Kramer: She’s my wife in training that I saved from being a E-whore!
>Jerry: Kramer, you can’t kidnap E-whores!
>Kramer: I gave her a lot of money Jerry, she said she would do anything for me, anything!
>Jerry: that’s not how it works Kramer!
>Elaine: did she have the cat ears and maids dress on when you kidnapped her?
>Kramer: no I put that on her!
>George: what else have you done to her!?
>Kramer: I’ve been breeding her
>Elaine: you raped the E-whore?
>George: OH MY GOD!
>Jerry: You can’t rape an E-whore Kramer! What’s wrong with you!?
>Kramer: I’m doing my part to save the white race Jerry, she’s carrying my white warrior child now! what have you done Jerry!?
>Jerry: Kramer, You are going to go to get the electric chair for this!
>Kramer: that’s why I need your help, with the inspection coming up I need somewhere else to hide her for a little while
>Jerry: No Kramer, you are not dragging us into this!
No. 787822
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>>621465Anime and furry communities are actually fucking dangerous and generally a badly managed mistake that has caused more harm than good. They're essentially huge freak clubs for people who want to make a medium or a 'hobby' into something larger than life because their life sucks and they feel alone. There's a reason why these circles are saturated full hd spergs who were bullied and now have disgusting fetishes and eldritch body odor. The anime faggots always act like they're better than furries but it's the same shit, just different fixation.
The communities/cons/everything are essentially run by 20-30 somethings who have no concept of healthy boundaries between children and adults. These adults are not there to babysit or take care of anyone's kids, they're there to let off some steam and be the degenerates they can't be at work. The thing is though that these same spaces and the same pieces of media also end up being an escape for literal children and teenagers, because they relate to the characters and like the aesthetics and whatnot. It's so easy for a kid to be exposed and conditioned to accept whatever fanservice appears in the series they read/watch, it's an insidious path into beginning to relate to young characters that only exist for sex appeal and how much adults would like to fuck them. This is just a part of why grooming is so easy in the anime scene and the furry fandoms and such. Media that normalizes the sexualization of children by adults, children consuming that media, the same children feeling estranged from their peers and running into the fandom of that media for comfort, and the fandom is run by people who are complacent or predatory. Then the rest is history when you add in the drug problems nobody wants to address, the Great Troon Recruitment for self hating girls/boys and zoosadist (+pedophile) rings that operate because people are simply lazy about canceling degeneracy. Don't tell me there isn't a huge problem. I'm tired of people acting like this hasn't massively affected my generation.
I hate it when people are like "it's just a hobby". No. These were never 'just hobbies'. These were a disaster in brewing ever since the early 2000's.
And no, J-fashion is not off the hook either. They're lazy as fuck about addressing the body dysmorphic and ddlg/fetish shit that's out there sprinkled into the tags and sites that minors frequent. They get the flamethrower too idgaf.
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>>787822same anon here, I only now figured out how to post the video I originally wanted to pair with the pasta
No. 788603
>>787822>They're essentially huge freak clubs for people who want to make a medium or a 'hobby' into something larger than life because their life sucks and they feel alone.
>spergs who were bullied and now have disgusting fetishes and eldritch body odor.
>The anime faggots always act like they're better than furries but it's the same shit, just different fixation.you summed up Dobson, anon lol Good post btw. It's gross how children in anime will be giving glamour shot like poses in a scene. Like a 12 year old in her bathing suit or some shit. Teenagers in maid outfits given the same glamour shot treatment.
>the Great Troon Recruitment for self hating girls/boys and zoosadist (+pedophile) rings that operate because people are simply lazy about canceling degeneracy.wtf is up with so many anime faggots, usually teenaged, being into trans shit. God damn it's fucking ripe in the anime scene. I know it's not the place to sperg about it but you see a lot of "They/them" in the bio and every character they draw is also a fucking tranny. like underage characters. I get it's 'just a drawing' heavy quotations, but it's obviously fucking with these kids heads enough. I get they also want to relate to a trans thing so they make a character trans "Rock Lee/Deku/Sora is trans, get over it bigot fuck you uwu." so they don't feel lonely. It's just sad.
No. 788859
Good for you. Everyone is a genius. Everyone is an artist. Everyone is a musician. Everyone is Picasso. Everyone is Monet. Everyone is Paul McCartney. Everyone is Beethoven. Everyone is Miles Davis.
Except now, nobody is. And everyone is basically just vaporwave.
I guess it works out really well if you're vaporwave. But if you're Beethoven, you should probably just hang yourself. You have no future in this world. Big ideas, big genius, big creation, I think we ought to just put all this in the dump and light it on fire. This is 2021, my duaghter just downloaded NanoBeat 5 on her Facebook Oculus Rift. And that matters. You matter. We matter. everyone matters. I just burned the 9th Symphony. That's radical. That's powerful. That's important. We're important. The piss you just took was important.
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I mean, this is such an improvement over the 20th century when virtually every single release was a timeless classic that is still listened to today and probably will be for 100s of years. Thank GAWWWWD we moved past that and have an infinite, almost ceaseless, enless torrential monsoon of absolutely undifferentiated amateur bedroom production to listen to! Gosh, I am just so thankful we don't have to live in the stuffy, backwards, EVIL 20th century
Again, I have mental illess. I am a bad person. I am a bad person. I am a bad person. I am sorry. I know I'm wrong about everything. Please forgive me for my exitsence. I'm here on hands and knees, begging you, please forgive me. I'm sorry.
No. 791678
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God you sound like some 13 year old Twitter stan you fucking braindead mongoloid.
You sound utterly predictable. Let me guess, are you also some tranny Tumblr user that has a Hazbin Hotel character as their profile picture on one of your alt accounts?
There is nothing "iCoNIc" (God even talking in your Twitter language is sickening as fuck)
about Shitty and Fucking with Cancer.
It's a coomer anime and just because it's supposedly a parody (a shitty one at that)
doesn't excuse it from criticism.
And this is coming from someone who actually LIKES edgy humor and cartoon parodies.
The writing was complete shit, using the word fuck in every sentence in your show doesn't enhance your second-rate comedy and make it funny
(see Hazbin Hotel)
Shitty and Fucking are about two whores (the most unlikable breed of people known to mankind)
and how they try to be as much unlikable cunts as they can possibly be.
And the fact that some Japanese coomer thought it would be a good idea to rub his two braincells together to conjure up such a mess
to "paRoDy WeStErN cArTOonS" is even more cringy and pathetic.
Where do you think anime even originated from? Animation definitely wasn't invented by the buckteethed Japs.
Westerners have been the original ones who invented animation.
Without OUR cartoons, the slit-eyed Japanese gooks wouldn't have been able to create shit.
Yet complacent weeaboo retards like you throw your nuts and balls on the ground for Japanese animators to walk all over, you give ANYTHING
to worship Japan and their misplaced debauchery that they somehow claim belongs to us. Panty and Stocking isn't a "Western parody". It is the fever dream of an overzealous brain-defiecient Japanese coomer gook who was so jealous of Western animation, he felt the need to create such a spiteful bastardized mess.
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lmfao you have clearly never watched a single video of ours together holy shit. we're in a full time bdsm relationship based on dynamic, not some vanilla bedroom only thing. i worship his dick 24/7. but thanks for providing us with material for our next 'salty beta' video
No. 792015
I played Animal Collective at a party once but it turned out really badly. I've been super into Animal Collective since I had the Great Branching Out in 2009. Everyone I'm friends with now is very aware of this, and they tease me about it, whatever. Most of us like similar music outside of this, so it's not really a big deal. But I have to always listen to my anco privately. But I like to share with people, I like forming a community of bonds, whatever, you know?
So here I think, ok, I love this music, and a lot of other people do too, right? So clearly there's something there. And I know my friends love dancing. I have seen them. And I don't usually get to dance to my Animal Collective, even though it is awesome whenever I do. And my birthday is coming up, so I'm like– I am never allowed to do stuff like this, but if it's my birthday, I can throw whatever party I want! And people will want to celebrate with me, so they'll come, and then I will show them how fun it is to dance to Animal Collective and we can have a cool moment of togetherness.
So my roommates agree, whatever, I invite people, I borrow some good speakers, I make a bumpin playlist of anco's best dance songs. I am filled with joy as I'm making it because of how much shit is packed into this music and how I can't wait to give people the opportunity to feel the way I feel, or at least give it a shot and like have a fun little dance party where all you gotta do is move your body how you want.
The friends arrive, we Inebriate, whatever– there's some chill music playing, I have a short little Event, and when the Event is done, I turn off some of the lights and turn on the anco dance playlist and I start dancing.
No one else does.
So I'm all, whatever, I'll roll with the punches, I thought I started off using a good, more recognizable song with "Summertime Clothes," but maybe they just need to take awhile to get used to it sonically, they'll join in.
They don't.
A few songs go by before I vacate the dance floor myself, to try to do the Dance-Drag Some People Over There. Everyone flat-out refuses, standing and talking instead. I had two allies, two dudes who helped bring over the speakers beforehand. They'd go around and convince people to dance too, both real likeable dudes, and nothing. People refused. People I've been friends with for years. I was getting frustrated, cuz you know, I want people to be having fun but the Literal Name that this party was marketed as was "Animal Collective Dance Party" or "anco dance party." They knew what this was going to be.
My next move was to try to announce to the group that we should all dance, because dancing really just needs some momentum. Once everyone is dancing your own moves don't mean anything and you're less self conscious. So I flip on the lights and remind people it is, in fact, an Animal Collective dance party, so dance, or please leave. Lights back off, and then me and those two dudes and one of the dude's little sister and I start dancing and everyone else goes back to talking. And mind me, I put on a real banger at this point: Bluish. That song is so likeable, it's fucked up.
While I'm dancing, this other dude walks up to me and decides to hit me with the "You just can't dance to this is the thing. There's no beat." And I'm super like dude what, because the only rule that I made for this party with regards to the dance was "no bitching about the music." Those were my words. And here is this dude, BITCHING ABOUT THE MUSIC. So I tell him to leave, and he reassures me, "I was already on my way out."
So after that dude and his bad mood were gone, I was hopeful. Maybe he was like pulling down the General Comfort Level with the music. But nope. After dancing by myself for few more songs I'm ready to bail, so I shut off the music. People continue talking, but the smoke alarm starts going off and so that makes everyone leave except the two speaker dudes, and we chill for a bit, whatever.
And you know, it's really bothering me. I don't know what the reason nobody danced was. I don't know whether I was just being too weird about everything so anyone would have felt uncomfortable, or if this was just a shitty group of friends who would rather drink free booze than put a bit of effort into participating in something I was excited about. Since, I've been feeling weird when I listen to any anco.
My Advice for others on this undertaking: maybe don't. Just hope you can see them live next time they tour.
No. 792859
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black and white is perfect. it’s godly. There’s something holy about black lines on crisp white paper. It literally almost makes me horny. If you add colors it’s fucking disgusting. I don’t understand why people ruin black and white drawings with colors, you can add one color and it’s okay, certainly not nearly as good as it would have been had it been left black and white, but more than ~3 colors obliterates what was once there. I don’t know what that is but I know when it’s gone. the most basic concept of the perception of light and dark represented with black and white, the darkest and lightest materials. I can see something inside it when it is black and white that color destroys. Like you can see past the paper and into another world. Like black is a 1 and white is a 0 and your brain is a computer.
No. 797002
DNF IF: cishet man, you leave your video camera on during zoom calls, instagram enjoyer, mint chocolate ice cream hater, you donate to buy idols gifts, you hate stuffed animals, you like vaush or sh0enhead, you're a pisces, you stan politicians, you dislike irene, you major in finance or accounting, you're a cishet man studying business, you dislike jonghyun (you're burning in hell), you bootlick companies, you use twitter for ipad, you don't like loona red velvet gwsn or snsd, you don't believe in astrology, you watch aot, you like hisoka, cat hater, centrist, you think roderick from diary of a wimpy kid, you hate rap music, you tweet gender envy with a pic of harry styles or timothee chalamet, you're a morning person, you like ellen degeneres, like pizza hut, adult disney enjoyer, theatre kid, math or science enjoyer, drink dairy milk by itself, have your age as 6TEEN, you drive too slow, you have political stickers on your car, you have a weird obsession wtih trader joe's and whole foods, you're a harry potter stan, taller than 5'7, don't wash your hands, hyperfixate on minecraft youtubers, you mainly stan 4th groups, you drink black coffee, you like baths more than showers, maid or catboy enthusiast, you think reformed fascists exist, proship, you @ your mutuals to clear searches, you tag people to unfollow over kpop, you dislike taeyong, you headcanon idols with different identities from their own, you think autistic people are like babies, you have your harry potter house in your carrd, you like cold shoulders, you drink more than 3 sodas in a day, you hate vegetables (grow up), you don't wash your legs or feet in the shower, you do your homework earlier than the day before it's due, you hate pagans or witchcraft, anti-recovery, call people ableist for joking about therapy or medication when they have done both, you only stan boy groups, you drive a truck, you have never left your small rural town and don't want to, or if you liked high school
No. 800086
Because all men by design have mommy issues, perpetually avenging a trauma inflicted by something known as "maternal omnipotence". All males resent it, but women don't due to their ability to become mothers themselves. Most of what we define as "masculine identity" is just a set of pitiful exercises at establishing oneself outside of mommy's oppressive power. Predictably, everything about this particular LARP revolves around men defining themselves entirely around women and "not being women" as though they ever could be them - another "a-actually I'm choosing this, it's not like I CAN'T do something you can" cope.
Men are never mad at women for reasons that have nothing to do with being rejected by them. Immediately pursuing porn of them is a form of panicked reassurance seeking - "no no no, this is not really happening! They're not better than me like mommy, they're not above me like mommy, they're not LEAVING like mommy did! See, there's this video of them groveling before me! Okay, I can feel alright for a few hours now!". For a man, a woman rejecting him is wielding dreadful power over him. She is the mommy withholding the nipple, she is killing him. As most things men think and feel after puberty are tainted by their libido (because their sole purpose is dispensing sperm and dying), the "mommy don't leave, I hate you bitch, I will hold my breath until you come back" infantile rage becomes "I will fuck mommy so hard until she's cock-hypnotized into staying because my cock is very magical actually, it's totally not worthless unlike what those Tinder bitches think". Most male fetishes can be traced back this way, they're nothing but sexualized maladaptive coping mechanisms - coping with female withdrawal, coping with powerlessness, coping with sexual expendability, coping with reality itself. Biologically worthless penises become worship-worthy and precious (while still being portrayed as dirty because men can't help but resent women who lower themselves by being with them), biological garbage that is semen is craved like it's ambrosia, women cease being cold and picky like mommy - not only are they eternally available, they actually become this way after being unavailable because the male is just so irresistible - the essence behind all the pathetically wishful "turning a cold bitch into a cock hungry submissive slut" drivel that helps them cope with how women treat them in real life. In that case porn is supposed to be some sort of a reassuring sequel to being told to fuck off by their most recent beta orbiting subject, which requires that initial rejection to be incorporated into the fictional narrative as something that's "overcome" later.
You can't help but notice the obvious pussy envy and desire to switch places - males want women to be the easily coomditioned, expendable, sex addicted ones - groveling before the more valuable set of gonads. The ressentiment and envy of a disposable ballsack thus culminates in trooning out. Is it really surprising how obsessed AGPs are with the "mommy" narrative? AGP is the absolute pinnacle of male coping, something that's usually followed by surrender and death.
Males have no sexual fantasies, all they have is predictable eroticized copes. You can coom-meme them into anything including killing themselves, if you push the right buttons. They're not people, they're a malignant growth around their semen pustules.
No. 800092
>>800086even if I don't buy into all of what she said, this part
>You can't help but notice the obvious pussy envy and desire to switch places - males want women to be the easily coomditioned, expendable, sex addicted ones - groveling before the more valuable set of gonads.is pretty true kek. it is a cope especially with incels because they are so dependent on our acceptance and resentful of their attraction to us, so they want it switched
No. 802017
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Cartoons, capeshit in any form, and perhaps even video games, should be for us, autistic people. I despise neurotypical adults who consoom such media past the age of 21. Ok, you may enjoy it from time to time, but not obsess over it, spend money on it, have "serious discussions" about it, consider capeshit actual cinema and video games actual art form. Capeshit as a genre was completely finished with Watchmen in 1986 and there's nothing else that can be said and anyone who takes it seriously, while being neurotypical, is fucking retarded. We autists have the right to enjoy children's shit, but adult normie people obsessing over it and supporting an entire industry with their money? Fucking degenerate, disgusting. Capeshit and gaming has been infantilizing the population for years. I don't want to see this. Normies have NO logical reason to comfort themselves with childish things. I hate them. That also includes people who, despite not literally jerking off to capeshit, still waste their time reviewing it and analyzing it. I've been a Red Letter Media fan since 2015. And then I realized I'm watching a bunch of grown ass men in their 40s analyzing a fucking kids movie. For 60 minutes. While being shamelessly obese, drunk or bald. I don't give a FUCK behind how many veils of irony they hide their criticisms. It's still a group of adults wasting their time on capeshit. They know a video about the new capeshit flavour of the month will have way more views than a review of some arthouse european kino, and they are opportunistic. I stopped finding their jokes funny. I'm not going to enable Mike Stoklasa's alcoholism for the sake of cheap laugh. It's hard to believe, but the autist outgrew the normie. I don't find my favourite streamers funny anymore either. You're a balding 30 year old. You're a normie. You probably bullied my kind at school. How fucking dare you. I don't want to see thumbnails with adult women and men reacting to capeshit and Star Wars with fixed soyjak expression and their funko pop collection in the background. If they enjoyed that shit in PRIVATE instead of posting it everywhere, I wouldn't have been that angry. But they have no shame. Cartoons, video games, capeshit, my little pony, toys, big robots, anime etc. It's ours, not yours. Fuck off. So what if the autistic population isn't big enough to financially support huge capeshit and geek industries?! That's a good thing! The market is oversaturated anyway. Back then the media was of better quality because they didn't have to pander to the lowest common denominator. Quality over quantity. The more normie plebs enjoy something, the more dumbed down it becomes. Look how they ruined Star Trek, for example. Only a dumb person can unironically enjoy something like Star Trek Discovery. Not to say that Star Trek was a "niche" tv show before, but it didn't try to pander to the capeshit fans who like big explosions and big battles and retarded drama. Everything changed after that faggot J.J. Abrams rebooted ST with his retarded movies and retarded out-of-character writing. But nothing, nothing is worse than MCU. That's the biggest cancer of all. What an disingenuous piece of shit. For movies made for normies, they're surprisingly afraid of showing genuine emotions, and even an autist like me can see it. We're having a serious scene? QUICK, have some character make a joke or a sarcastic remark! Make a joke every 5 fucking minutes! At first only Iron Man was the ironic one, now every character has to have funny ironic one-liners! WE'RE LIVING IN A POST IRONIC ERA GUYS, don't forget that! Serious moments and character building is for boomers like Martin Scorsese! And the story? Wow guys, let's get the shiny thing. It's always about getting the magic shiny cube/stone and some generic alien looking villain trying to take the shiny cube/stone or use black goo to take over Natalie Portman's body. Spider Man is not even his own character anymore. He's just a little Tony Stark bitch ass fanboy. The CGI is so terrible it looks old after 2 years. And there are people who watch this shit and cry and piss and shit blood. OOOOH HE SAID THE THING! OOOOH THE CHARACTER HAD A COOL ENTRY, SO COOL! clap clap clap The funniest part is, no one even remembers the jokes and the memes after a year, or until another capeshit comes out. But "pizza time" from Sam Raimi's Spider Man? Everyone remembers that! Not only because it was effortlessly funny, but because it stood out, because it wasn't squeezed in between le ironic one liners in every scene. And btw Tobey Maguire is still the best Peter Parker and Spider Man, perfectly nailing the nerdy friendly boy-next door type. Andy Garfield didn't look the part and they had to make him a cool skateboard kid. Tom Holland, although not handsome - he looks like a rat - still doesn't give the proper Peter Parker vibes. You see, now he's not an underdog, he's being funded by a fucking millionaire Tony Stark and can't stop sucking his dick because he's a pathetic fangirl, he has a cool suit with AI waifu that talks to him some retarded shit and he didn't build it himself, his friends are basically Miles Morales friends because they wanted to make it more pc I guess - but still couldn't make a movie about actual Miles Morales huh - and he lives in a cool liberal hipster pc neighborhood with his aunt May who's hot and bangable now because you have to pander to coomers jerking off to MILF porn so hard they get ED at 25. Ooogaa boogaa but Spier Man is rich and has some cool high tech gadgets in comic books from 2015 so it's legit! No it's not, 2015 was a shitty year for Spider Man comics, and guess what, maybe it's because people don't have any new ideas anymore because the GENRE IS FUCKING FINISHED AND DONE AND THE ONLY THING THEY CAN DO NOW IS MUH SUBVERTING YOUR EXPECTATIONS AND CHARACTERS GOING AGAINST THEIR ORIGINAL PRINCIPLES BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING SUBVERSIVE. START SHITTING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH FOR THE SAKE OF SUBVERSION YOU SPINELESS PIECE OF SHIT
No. 803740
OR Nurse here. This is kind of a long one…
I was taking call one night, and woke up at two in the morning for a "general surgery" call. Pretty vague, but at the time, I lived in a town that had large populations of young military guys and avid meth users, so late-night emergencies were common.
Got to the hospital, where a few more details awaited me – "Perirectal abscess." For the uninitiated, this means that somewhere in the immediate vicinity of the asshole, there was a pocket of pus that needed draining. Needless to say our entire crew was less than thrilled.
I went down to the Emergency Room to transport the patient, and the only thing the ER nurse said as she handed me the chart was "Have fun with this one." Amongst healthcare professionals, vague statements like that are a bad sign.
My patient was a 314lb Native American woman who barely fit on the stretcher I was transporting her on. She was rolling frantically side to side and moaning in pain, pulling at her clothes and muttering Hail Mary's. I could barely get her name out of her after a few minutes of questioning, so after I confirmed her identity and what we were working on, I figured it was best just to get her to the anesthesiologist so we could knock her out and get this circus started.
She continued her theatrics the entire ten-minute ride to the O.R., nearly falling off the surgical table as we were trying to put her under anesthetic. We see patients like this a lot, though, chronic drug abusers who don't handle pain well and who have used so many drugs that even increased levels of pain medication don't touch simply because of high tolerance levels.
It should be noted, tonight's surgical team was not exactly wet behind the ears. I'd been working in healthcare for several years already, mostly psych and medical settings. I've watched an 88-year-old man tear a 1"-diameter catheter balloon out of his penis while screaming "You'll never make me talk!". I've been attacked by an HIV-positive neo-Nazi. I've seen some shit. The other nurse had been in the OR as a trauma specialist for over ten years; the anesthesiologist had done residency at a Level 1 trauma center, or as we call them, "Knife and Gun Clubs". The surgeon was ex-Army, and averaged about eight words and two facial expressions a week. None of us expected what was about to happen next.
We got the lady off to sleep, put her into the stirrups, and I began washing off the rectal area. It was red and inflamed, a little bit of pus was seeping through, but it was all pretty standard. Her chart had noted that she'd been injecting IV drugs through her perineum, so this was obviously an infection from dirty needles or bad drugs, but overall, it didn't seem to warrant her repeated cries of "Oh Jesus, kill me now."
The surgeon steps up with a scalpel, sinks just the tip in, and at the exact same moment, the patient had a muscle twitch in her diaphragm, and just like that, all hell broke loose.
Unbeknownst to us, the infection had actually tunneled nearly a foot into her abdomen, creating a vast cavern full of pus, rotten tissue, and fecal matter that had seeped outside of her colon. This godforsaken mixture came rocketing out of that little incision like we were recreating the funeral scene from Jane Austen's "Mafia!".
We all wear waterproof gowns, face masks, gloves, hats, the works – all of which were as helpful was rainboots against a firehose. The bed was in the middle of the room, an easy seven feet from the nearest wall, but by the time we were done, I was still finding bits of rotten flesh pasted against the back wall. As the surgeon continued to advance his blade, the torrent just continued. The patient kept seizing against the ventilator (not uncommon in surgery), and with every muscle contraction, she shot more of this brackish gray-brown fluid out onto the floor until, within minutes, it was seeping into the other nurse's shoes.
I was nearly twelve feet away, jaw dropped open within my surgical mask, watching the second nurse dry-heaving and the surgeon standing on tip-toes to keep this stuff from soaking his socks any further. The smell hit them first. "Oh god, I just threw up in my mask!" The other nurse was out, she tore off her mask and sprinted out of the room, shoulders still heaving. Then it hit me, mouth still wide open, not able to believe the volume of fluid this woman's body contained. It was like getting a great big bite of the despair and apathy that permeated this woman's life. I couldn't fucking breath, my lungs simply refused to pull anymore of that stuff in. The anesthesiologist went down next, an ex-NCAA D1 tailback, his six-foot-two frame shaking as he threw open the door to the OR suite in an attempt to get more air in, letting me glimpse the second nurse still throwing up in the sinks outside the door. Another geyser of pus splashed across the front of the surgeon. The YouTube clip of "David at the dentist" keeps playing in my head – "Is this real life?"
In all operating rooms, everywhere in the world, regardless of socialized or privatized, secular or religious, big or small, there is one thing the same: Somewhere, there is a bottle of peppermint concentrate. Everyone in the department knows where it is, everyone knows what it is for, and everyone prays to their gods they never have to use it. In times like this, we rub it on the inside of our masks to keep the outside smells at bay long enough to finish the procedure and shower off.
I sprinted to the our central supply, ripping open the drawer where this vial of ambrosia was kept, and was greeted by – an empty fucking box. The bottle had been emptied and not replaced. Somewhere out there was a godless bastard who had used the last of the peppermint oil, and not replaced a single fucking drop of it. To this day, if I figure out who it was, I'll kill them with my bare hands, but not before cramming their head up the colon of every last meth user I can find, just so we're even.
I darted back into the room with the next best thing I can find – a vial of Mastisol, which is an adhesive rub we use sometimes for bandaging. It's not as good as peppermint, but considering that over one-third of the floor was now thoroughly coated in what could easily be mistaken for a combination of bovine after-birth and maple syrup, we were out of options.
I started rubbing as much of the Mastisol as I could get on the inside of my mask, just glad to be smelling anything except whatever slimy demon spawn we'd just cut out of this woman. The anesthesiologist grabbed the vial next, dowsing the front of his mask in it so he could stand next to his machines long enough to make sure this woman didn't die on the table. It wasn't until later that we realized that Mastisol can give you a mild high from huffing it like this, but in retrospect, that's probably what got us through.
By this time, the smell had permeated out of our OR suite, and down the forty-foot hallway to the front desk, where the other nurse still sat, eyes bloodshot and watery, clenching her stomach desperately. Our suite looked like the underground river of ooze from Ghostbusters II, except dirty. Oh so dirty.
I stepped back into the OR suite, not wanting to leave the surgeon by himself in case he genuinely needed help. It was like one of those overly-artistic representations of a zombie apocalypse you see on fan-forums. Here's this one guy, in blue surgical garb, standing nearly ankle deep in lumps of dead tissue, fecal matter, and several liters of syrupy infection. He was performing surgery in the swamps of Dagobah, except the swamps had just come out of this woman's ass and there was no Yoda. He and I didn't say a word for the next ten minutes as he scraped the inside of the abscess until all the dead tissue was out, the front of his gown a gruesome mixture of brown and red, his eyes squinted against the stinging vapors originating directly in front of him. I finished my required paperwork as quickly as I could, helped him stuff the recently-vacated opening full of gauze, taped this woman's buttocks closed to hold the dressing for as long as possible, woke her up, and immediately shipped off to the recovery ward.
Until then, I'd only heard of "alcohol showers." Turns out 70% isopropyl alcohol is about the only thing that can even touch a scent like that once its soaked into your skin. It takes four or five bottles to get really clean, but it's worth it. It's probably the only scenario I can honestly endorse drinking a little of it, too.
As we left the locker room, the surgeon and I looked at each other, and he said the only negative sentence I heard him utter in two and a half years of working together:
"That was bad."
The next morning the entire department (a fairly large floor within the hospital) still smelled. The housekeepers told me later that it took them nearly an hour to suction up all of the fluid and debris left behind. The OR suite itself was closed off and quarantined for two more days just to let the smell finally clear out.
I laugh now when I hear new recruits to healthcare talk about the worst thing they've seen. You ain't seen shit, kid.
tl;dr Don't shoot IV drugs into your taint.
No. 803952
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Oh, this fucking guy. I bet he thought this was really funny while he was doing it, he didnt even know how much it would turn me on, the only thing that could make it better for me is if he had a big, bulging baby bump while chowing down on that fucking sandwich. Fuck
God. I wish I were that fucking sandwich. I wish my cock was in that sandwich. Boom. Fucking see that? Must be the cravings. Yeah, that’s right. I would’ve bred Jerma hard and good.
See, it would go down like this: month 1, he doesn’t notice that much; he’s sick a lot. Whatever. His features round out, he’s sick, he wants to grow his hair out. Boom. Months 2 and 3, got a more feminine frame rocking for him. He’s getting more girly, you know how it would be. Tits starting pop out but not quite there.
Month 4, I like to think he’d be getting into it, shit like this, acting all faggy. Really motherly, you know? Like a little bitch housewife. Boom, month 5, you can finally see those tits, finally see the baby inside him, yeah.
Month 6, tits enlarging, fuck yeps, hips widening, yeah, wanna fucking put so many kids in this guy. You might think it’s weird but this is it, yeah… no. Month 7, giant tits and baby bump, boom, that’s what I meant. He can’t hide it anymore. No escape. And yeah, month 8? That’s when this goes down.
He’s wearing normal clothes. I think it’s funny, then his huge tits rip the shirt open and just start leaking milk everywhere. Yeah, you see him fucking leaking mother’s milk all over his huge fucking stomach. It’s triplets at least. That’s where this picks up, I think. Then he has to resort to being a maternity figure. Yeah, you know it.
No. 805425
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
No. 805429
Nerd Porn Auteur
by Ernest Cline
I've noticed that there don't seem to be any porno movies
that are made for guys like me.
All the porn I've come across
was targeted at beer-swilling sports bar dwelling alpha-males
Men who like their women stupid and submissive
Men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos
with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary
Adult films are populated with these collagen-injected
liposuctioned women
Many of whom have resorted to surgery and self-mutilation
in an attempt to look the way they have been told to look.
These aren't real women. They're objects.
And these movies aren't erotic. They're pathetic.
These vacuum-headed fuck bunnies don't turn me on.
They disgust me.
And it's not that I'm against pornography.
I mean, I'm a guy. And guys need porn.
Fact.
"Like a preacher needs pain, like a needle needs a vein,"
Guys need porn.
But I don't wanna watch this misogynist he-man woman-hater porn.
I want porno movies that are made with guys like me in mind:
Guys who know that the sexiest thing in the world
is a woman who is smarter than you are.
You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
I want the girl in the tweed skirt and the horn-rimmed glasses:
Betty Finnebowski, the valedictorian.
Oh yes.
First I want to copy her Trig homework,
and then I want to make mad, passionate love to her
for hours and hours
until she reluctantly asks if we can stop
because she doesn't want to miss Battlestar Galactica.
Suma cum laude, baby!
That is what I call erotic.
But do you ever see that kind of a woman in a contemporary adult film?
No.
Which is why I'm going to start writing and directing Geek Porno.
I shall be the quintessential Nerd Porn Auteur.
And the women in my porno movies will be the kind
that drive nerds like me mad with desire.
I'm talking about the girls that used to fuck up the grading curve.
The girls in the Latin Club and the National Honor Society.
Chicks with weird clothes, braces, four eyes, and 4.0 GPAs.
Brainy articulate bookworms, with MENSA cards in their purses
and chips on their shoulders.
My porn starlets will come in all shapes and sizes.
My porn starlets will be too busy working on their PhD to go to the gym.
In my kind of porno movies the girls wouldn't even have to get naked.
They'd just take the guys down to the rec room and
beat them repeatedly at chess
and then talk to them for hours about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
or the underlying social metaphors in the Aliens movies.
Buy stock in some hand cream companies
because there is about to be a major shortage.
And I'm not just talking about straight porn. Oh no.
There should be fuck films for my nerd brethren
of all sexual orientations.
Gay nerd porn flicks with titles like "Dungeons and Drag-queens."
This idea is a fucking gold mine.
I am gonna make millions,
because this country is full of database programmers
and electronics engineers
and they aren't getting the loving they so desperately need.
And you can help . . .
If you're an intelligent woman is interested in breaking into the adult film industry,
and if you can tell me the name of Luke Skywalker's home planet,
then you are hired.
It doesn't matter if you think you're overweight or unattractive.
It doesn't matter if you don't think you're beautiful.
You are beautiful. . .
And I will make you a star.
No. 809044
here's why I do not think it's ok to do the homosex
Homosexuality is not ok because I believe in the law of nature, as in natural design is a good blueprint for what is right and wrong, and we're supposed to follow that. Like hands are designed to grip and make, women are not designed for women. Thus, when I get a biological reaction from other women, I understand it is wrong.
In a heterosexual relationship, something is being created, life, and this contributes to society and family, so it's more meaningful than a homosexual relationship which is only centered around vain pleasure instead of honouring creation and passing down something meaningful.
And there's something about the 'hetero' other that's less vain. Learning to live with someone different, balancing different forces of nature (male/female) it's the way it's supposed to be.
I believe that healthy homes and childhoods are far less likely to create homosexual children, as most of these gays I fraternised with had problems, anxieties and bad homes.
Also, I believe in God and know that there is something greater than this life. So what if I only find women's bodies attractive? This is my struggle to deal with. I still want to honour nature and life meaningfully.
I have sought counselling and now understand that it is a symptom of spiritual illness. You are all entitled to your opinions and I don't believe it's my place to tell you what to do. I don't hate you gays at all, I understand how it is to feel the way you feel, but I still thing it's the wrong thing to do. Like I don't hate smokers, but I wish they would stop smoking.
No. 809609
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excuse me but AD is a stud. I want nothing but a passionate night of lovemaking with him. I think of him when I masturbate, I get wet thinking how tingly his long hair, beard and mustache would feel as they kiss my neck, tits, and inner thighs. I want him to kiss me so deep that his big nose touches mine, hair falling down my face, sweat all over us. I would kiss him so good on his full manly lips. Then I would gladly get his semen inside me, dripping out of my pussy, as he finishes and I see his blessed orgasm face. I could continue but that's enough for one post
No. 813627
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This sexy dude is just my type he calls himself a wolf most off his posts which is sort of cringe but it’s so hot and he looks so sexy. I would do abhorrent things to take a whiff of his cock holy shit he’s so hot WOWOOOOOF WOOOFO BARK BARK NBAKA DADDY I want him to spit in my mouth. I love you me sexy native(?) or Asian dude flip your hair by me. I was gonna post him in a hot dude thread but I can’t contain this lustful autism
@beastlybadwolf on instagram
No. 814211
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I showed this to my virgin fiancee and you admittedly gave him quite a laugh. Last time I checked he has a full head of hair and isn't "racist" in the slightest, considering we're an interracial relationship.
So enjoy your trash media of whores getting their Disney princess fairytale happy ending. That's the closest that you'll ever get to experiencing what it is like to even have a guy who's attention you can get without you having to be spread-eagled on his cumstained bed for him.
Enjoy your Tinder hookup who, after he's done fucking you, tells you that he can stay for an hour and a half at your house to watch a Netflix movie, only to suddenly hear a text message buzz from his phone and that makes him suddenly have to leave, yet convinces you that it's just "for work". But it's really just him meeting up with another girl he finds more interesting and easier to hook up with.
Enjoy being married to a 3-time divorcee who drinks like a fish and is a closet hebephiliac because he remains emotionally scarred by the babysitter who raped him when he was 14 and can't down enough liquor to help him cope with his baggage.
Enjoy your fiction because that's the only semblance of happiness that you're ever going to get in your miserable lives, you worthless whores.
No. 815487
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He looks fresh as hell I don’t care let the radfems sperg. I don’t understand why we narrow his mental anguish into “being forced to go trans” it’s almost like being held up at high scrutiny and also dealing with the media can be very mentally taxing and stressful. You’re cringe as hell if you’re really shitting on this poor man who probably needs a hamburger more than getting harassed for being FtM kek
No. 815646
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>>784797They're right tho.
No. 818240
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>moids
>scrotes
No wonder boomers shit all over you millennials, acting so childishly with your cooties shit. When will y'all just admit that you're all a bunch of men LARPing as radfems? I mean, it's blatantly obvious. A bunch of deadbeat millennial losers who are so emotionally and mentally stunted that they actually believe in cooties as a grown adult. Moid! Foid! Roastie! Scrote! It's pretty sad to say the least. It's bad enough that you feel so bad about yourselves that you need to shit on literal nobodies that nobody who isn't a terminally online sperg would know about, but that you need to pretend you're women? You post like the men pretending to be women who are "red pilled" on Reddit - you type like men, you spout the same bullshit as men, and you coat it in a bunch of girly girl shit, pretending you're NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS like some dipshit YA author. Your generation is a literal joke. No great literature. No great art. No great cinema. Killed the internet with your politisperging: MUH TRANNIES! MUH SJWS! I NEED A SCAPEGOAT TO BLAME FOR WHY MY GENERATION IS AN ABJECT FAILURE! Your entire cultural output is reboot after reboot, remake after remake, all dumbed the fuck down because you're still coping and seething that your childhoods sucked, so you gentrify youth culture (YA books, cartoons, etc) and ruin them. Hey, that's fine, zoomers are too busy growing up and living life unlike you pathetic slobs. And that's what you are. Slobs. Slobs pretending to be radfem women, and you can't even do that convincingly. You post like you're back on the playground. Girls rule, boys drool! Like, seriously? Your observations are trite, devoid of meaning. You succumb to the same exact melodrama that Kiwi Farms, Lolcow.org and other cesspools revolving around your millennial fragility and your inability to cope with your own failure as a human being - when you get tired of milking the same old bunch of literal nobodies, you milk yourselves, but the milk is even worse. It's pretty funny how y'all seem to shit on just about everyone on these sites. Women bad! Men bad! Blacks bad! And you both seem to just LOVE shitting on zoomers, and for what? YOUR generation introduced all this pronoun/tranny/etc shit. YOUR generation pioneered IDpol nonsense. YOUR generation was literally raised on trophies just for showing up, and it's why literally every single "great idea" you idiots come up with is basically a glorified handout: enforced monogamy, UBI, etc, etc. Grown ass adults becoming petulant about children's activities. Anything that's popular with kids is automatically bad bc "I don't understand it" - grow the fuck up, will ya? You know what you all are? Boomerlennials, with a puritanical contempt for fun. 'Cause everywhere I turn, it's one of y'all saying it's "degenerate" or "racist" when someone civilized, "normies," have fun. None of you can be happy unless everyone is as miserable as you are. And y'know, in particular, your wretched, servile generation whining about hate speech gets me every time. There are few people who harbor more hatred for fellow humans than the millennial. The boomer is one, but there aren't many, fortunately, due to the Coronavirus. Imagine if everyone was seething about other humans to the extent that these millennials do. The only difference between them is that boomer would prefer it if other people simply did not exist, except for those of whom they approve of, who serve them in some capacity. And even most of them should not exist except as a cog in the increasingly automated machine, or a warm hole. Millennials, on the other hand, want a world full of millennials, where nobody can express an idea or thought that does not pass muster with their (lack of) moral judgment. Outliers like heterosexuals, women, white people, zoomers, attractive people, people with money, people who don't have time for gossip, cartoons and anime…they are all simply assholes, end of discussion. A generation of broke, smelly, unhygienic, deadbeat, incompetent, ignorant, uneducated, dishonest, disingenuous, gullible, narrow-minded, wasteful, lazy, supercilious, socially awkward, autistic, mentally ill losers with unwiped asses think they are superior to nearly everyone on the planet; charming, to say the least. But go on, though. Go on and tell me how you're REALLY all women, that you're REALLY not ALL just compensating for your own mediocre at best existence.
>>>1234689
>Null is still a stubborn, infirm brat.
He is, but he's just like every other millennial. Ever notice how every time you see some fuckhead on the news, it's ALWAYS a millennial? SJWs? Millennials. Troons? Millennials. Incels? Millennials. MIGApedes? Millennials. /pol/tards? Millennials. Kiwi Farmers? Millennials. Coomers? Millennials. NEETs? Millennials. The couch cuck who shot and killed two kids and posted on Kiwi Farms? Millennials. QAnon? Millennial. Soyboys? Millennials. The original thots? Millennials. Tumblr? Millennials. Lolcows? Millennials. Karens? Millennials. The "STAY HOME SAVE LIVES" crowd that, for the previous decade, was bitching about how boomers (old people in general) ruined the planet and were a bunch of racist, sexist, whale killers? Millennials.
Your generation is a glorified footnote. Generations will come and go, but literally nobody will remember the millennial. The millennial is a parasite, and it's a shame that COVID wasn't a BOOMERLENNIAL remover. You know what will be, though? Suicide. The big thing that's keeping me going is the hope that when I get to be eighty years old or something, I won't be dementia addled enough to not be able to laugh at all you Millennial geezers. You know how every sitcom since forever had that senile WWII vet grandpa stock character? We'll be getting those just with neon hair and sagging, wrinkled tattooed skin, wildly going on tangents on how how they punched fitty Nayzees in their youth, or an unwashed, smelly heathen of an incel, talking about how he is saving himself for his obscure waifu nobody's ever heard of. I hope I will be able to laugh my ass off at all you retards. Take every Incel, Doomer, Dangerhair, Soyboy, e-Thot, Troon, Femcel, any other stereotypical trope your generation got dealt with, and just picture how they'll all be in the next fifty to sixty years from now. Sure, it'll be depressing as fuck since huge swaths of them will die before they reach that point (either suicide or just poor life choices) and just as huge swaths of them that do make it to that point will live their lives entirely childless, but who cares?
In the end, it's just Nature taking out the trash.
No. 818875
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place…. this place has a lot to offer… heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it…
No. 819523
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>>818251>>818884I'm quite flattered that someone took the time to preserve my post, but I'm not a scrote, nor am I SIGSEV. I'm just someone who's been telling the truth about millennials on all your favorite sites: 4chan, 8kun, 7chan. Pretty much anywhere that's been marked as "controversial" and "infamous" by the millennial handmaidens that constitute boomer legacy media, the pickmes who believe that the harder they simp for boomers, the better the chances that the wealth will finally trickle down. That's all it boils down to, really. You're all millennials with boomer envy, to paraphrase the womb envy talk. You hate being millennials. It shows in everything you do, you say. Why else do you gentrify youth culture and push Gen Z out of it?
I think it's funny that whenever I post the truth about millennials on these sites, I get called every name in the book: moid, foid, roastie, scrote, kike, shill, nigger, boomer, etc, etc. None of you have any actual arguments, you just cope and seethe because deep down, you know I'm right.
You. Know. I'm. Right.
It's why you will continue to lean on the "fact" that I am just some "scrote" butthurt that I got "banned" from Kiwi Farms, because the very idea that I have no connection to such a site, that I'm just a "normie" who got fed up with you Habsburg-jawed yokels shitting up every fucking thing you touch, doesn't click with you. What do you MEAN that the VAST majority of people are getting fucking tired of my generation ruining everything? Preposterous! Clearly, they'd all agree with us! WE represent the majority!
No, you don't.
You see, the vast majority of people in the world have never heard of sites like Something Awful, Kiwi/Lolcow Farms, 4chan, et cetera. Of those few who have most would have heard of them in passing and never interacted with them. Of those even fewer who have actually interacted with them only a slight fraction would ever have any sort of entrepreneurial aspirations, let alone involving them. The end result is that only a handful (0.0000000001%) of people would ever bother trying to run these places, resulting in an extremely tiny pool and the inevitable musical chairs of ownership. And that's before the incestuous nature of niche cliques, especially ones online where groups can sequester themselves far more easily comes into play. Not to mention the potential stigma from running these edgy sites in an ever-more sanitized internet. And then you get into the fact that the only people who'd ever use them are genetic dead-end elitist losers who don't really give a shit about any of this, they just want a hugbox where they can pretend that basic bitch life truths are "redpills," that they aren't just a bunch of speds that would be reviled by the majority.
In fact, have you ever noticed how melodramatic millennials like pic related are? They seem to believe that the world will end any moment now, and not only that, but they seem to share the exact same scenario as their so called "culture war" opponents do.
>All white people are gonna die/all LGBT-POCs are gonna die! Bush/Obama/Trump/Biden is gonna open up the death camps!And they seem to share a mutual love of hypocrisy:
>Women should be pregnant and barefoot in the home. Them being allowed to vote ruined everything. But watch as I drop everything to bleat on about trannies in women's bathrooms and sports.
>Capitalists ruined the world, which is why I do not say anything about them or their working class victims, preferring to focus on irrelevant shit that has no bearing on anyone, not really. I simp hard for capitalists also, as I refuse to unite with THOSE critics of capitalism because reasons.On and on it goes. You can come up with a variety of lines that these failed adults have brought up over the past decade or so. Nothing is more darkly funny than this: on one side of the spectrum, you have an entire group of people that, for a decade plus, believed the Status Quo was vile, disgusting, evil, every sort of phobic you could think of, only to simp as hard as possible for the Status Quo because of the Shanghai Sniffles. When the pandemic ends, they will revert back to their hatred for said Status Quo, but only within, as always, socially acceptable parameters. Whatever reminds them of their own complacency and apathy will be as quickly discarded as it is when you remind them that were it not for their normalization of obesity, among other things, the death toll in America wouldn't have been so high. They hate beautiful women in media, but routinely depict themselves idealistically in the same. My body, my choice, they say of abortion, but they insist Grid Girls, sex workers, etc are all patriarchy slaves. Rape culture is bad, but they believe that TERFs are fair game. POCs need to be protected, but their entire economy is literally built on the backs of
POC slaves. Cognitive dissonance is the opiate of the millennialoid masses.
On the other side of the spectrum, however, you have zoomerphobes who, while quick to condemn them for any little thing (MySpace was TOTALLY NOT as
toxic as TikTok, zoomer!) that they can think of, will remind the other side that zoomer lives matter, and that zoomers are gonna be mindfucked by the aftermath of the Coronapanic. They have routinely claimed that women voting doomed the West, but get
triggered by transwomen participating in women's sports they themselves never watched and always made fun of (this includes, ironically enough, a lot of women also). They make excuses for why their version of cancel culture (McCarthy, Dixie Chicks, etc) is not the same as that popular right now. They believe that tomboys are going extinct, but it's not because they care about tomboys outside of them making their peepees hard.
Together, they form an unholy alliance that is set to doom at least the next several decades - and they congregate on imageboards like this one. Now I could stop here and point out how the fact that Lolcow.Farm is an imageboard is proof enough that you're all men pretending to be women (which is why your first thought was to call me a moid/scrote, as if it was impossible for me to be a woman), but why are imageboards at all even such a thing?
Elitism.
You see, there's this group of millenials and older online, I'm sure you've heard of them?
>LIKE, OMG, EVERYTHING, LIKE, SUCKS THESE DAYS? I WISH I WAS, LIKE, BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS, IGNORING ALL THE SOCIOCULTURAL PROBLEMS OF THAT TIME 'CAUSE, LIKE, THE MUSIC WAS, Y'KNOW, BETTER?YouTube is chock full of them. They will literally rage to Hell and back if you even so much as happen to know the music they do, from something as silly as a glorified kids' toy (aka video game), movie, whatever. What? You got into the same music I like? NORMIE! CASUAL! FUCK OFF! You'd think this crowd would be happy to know the music they like was being popularized, but y'know what?
It was never about the music.
It was always about the elitism. It was always about being superior to somebody else. It was always about having supposed power and authority over others in the cheapest, laziest way possible.
And that's what I see with imageboard posters like yourselves.
You come onto imageboards, a place where you can finally be free from THEM: the NORMIES as you call them who dare to share the same interests as you do. You watch the same anime, play the same vidya, read the same books, cheer for the same sports teams, but YOU are somehow BETTER because you, like, GET it, man. See, it's not that no one actually cares about "muh quality" and just makes whatever they want with the sole purpose of GIMME MONEY! It's not like the point of capitalism is to make the most money possible, and thus instead of catering to the same old, same old bunch of obsessive autistic elitists, they open their creations up to get as many willing customers as possible. It's not that sports teams aren't just a bunch of rootless cosmopolitan millionaires who don't even care about rivalries anymore and are just there to collect a paycheck on the off chance they might win something someday at the behest of billionaire boomers whose only goal is to milk the working class.
It's that you GET it. You UNDERSTAND the finer points of cuckime, of "pro" sports, of Hollyweird. You GET it, dude! It's not that you're not the target audience anymore! It's not that there's no financial benefit to pandering to picky, ultra-frugal purists.
YOU. GET. IT.
And that's why people mock and belittle you.
You're not mentally ill. You're not doomers. You're not traditionalists. You're not Nazis, Fascists, whatever.
You couldn't really care less about any of the shit you talk about here. You're just like 4chan, "ladies." it's full of people who care more about the discussion than the thing they're discussing. Nobody on /co/ watches cartoons; nobody on /v/ plays video games; nobody on /fit/ lifts weights; and it's pretty much a given that nobody on /pol/ engages in politics or reads political theory. These people's enjoyment of the site comes solely from being a part of the in-group, repeating the correct opinions, regurgitating the shibboleths, finding "subtle" ways to convey their bitterness and misanthropy to a crowd of people who are just as empty as they are. It reminds me of an Ebert quote:
>A lot of fans are basically fans of fandom itself. It's all about them. They have mastered the Star Wars or Star Trek universes or whatever, but their objects of veneration are useful mainly as a backdrop to their own devotion. Anyone who would camp out in a tent on the sidewalk for weeks in order to be first in line for a movie is more into camping on the sidewalk than movies. Extreme fandom may serve as a security blanket for the socially inept, who use its extreme structure as a substitute for social skills. If you are Luke Skywalker and she is Princess Leia, you already know what to say to each other, which is so much safer than having to ad lib it. Your fannish obsession is your beard. If you know absolutely all the trivia about your cubbyhole of pop culture, it saves you from having to know anything about anything else. That's why it's excruciatingly boring to talk to such people: They're always asking you questions they know the answer to.You're only here, posting whatever it is that you do, because you're desperate to maintain the fantasy that you're somehow better than everyone else. It's millenial fragility taken to its most logical conclusion: I was just pretending to be retarded, because I really want to believe I got those ribbons/trophies for a REAL reason. That they weren't just to shut my dopey ass up.
That's why you have, on 8kun's /doomer/ board, anons raging that their fellow goofs at Reddit adopted the doomer subculture. Because now they can't be doomers. They can't be doomers because someone else dares to share their tastes. Like the faggots on Kiwi who whine about their favorite franchises being so tainted that they go "well, I can stop being a fan now of something I once loved cause THESE people are fans now" like the scared pussies they are, they drop all interest in being doomers and revert to the one thing that no one will ever adopt en masse.
National Socialism.
At last, fragile entitled millennials now have something to themselves without having to share it with, ugh, "NORMIES"! See, leftoids have it all wrong. Imageboardcels are not Nazis. They're pretending to be Nazis to keep up the charade of being unique and different. It's the male version of I'M NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER GIRLS bimbos who post about how different they are 'cause, like, OMG, I like, uh, camping, and stuff. Lolcow, however, is the reverse of this. Because "newfags" are prone to latch onto imageboards and "shit them up" as you're prone to believe, you decided that in order to preserve the totally "based/redpilled" nature of imageboards, you needed to find a way to shut 'em out. So what better way than to pretend you're all RadFem women? After all, no one likes radfem women. Nobody. It's just like Nazism! Now no one will dare come and disrupt your A-logging circlejerking over literal nobodies! Think about it, reasonably. As Nazism is the ultimate taboo ideology, you have finally found something normies will never touch. That's why you get really into SHILL and GLOW NIGGER talk when you know damn well it's just someone who disagrees with you on the other end. The Feds have more important fish to fry than some cornball pitching a retard fit about the most boring president of all time in Joe Biden or whatever. Yes. He's your president. Imagine living in a country where a literal casket race is your only option every four years. Totally not a sign of systemic corruption and ageist wealth hoarding, though. We love our boomers on imageboards! We love 'em because despite having stabbed the West in the back, they're white like we are! And on the other hand of the spectrum, you have a bunch of "radfem women" who post on Lolcow about how based and -pilled they are (isn't it funny how a bunch of women speak exactly like men?) in contrast to a bunch of nobodies (that only a bunch of men knew and talked about) and who, on threads dedicated to fetishes, post "fetishes" that are exactly like what happens in the average imageboardcel's favorite hentai. You literally expose yourselves so well, gentlemen. And don't get me started on the tranny shit, because it's hilariously obvious that you're just desperately trying to conjure up this image of the perfect redpilled women (see pic related). It's why the tradthot thread is my favorite to lurk on, because it makes it even MORE obvious. And that leads me to your fellow traditionalists: they are so lazy and inept to build their own lives, they'd rather leech off the successes of others. I see it all the time, words like WE'RE NOT SORRY plastered over Cortez at the Aztec capital - bitch, what? What do you mean we? YOU weren't there, were you? And remember that other picture I posted here? The one with a Roman, Viking, Spartan, etc saying REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE, DUDES! or whatever? It's not that Greco-Roman civilization had nothing in common with the northern barbarians called vikings, the ones whose sole claim to fame is that they went around raping and murdering other white people (sorta like y'all say black people do on the regular) before a certain Semitic religion came around, it's that well, they were all white, dude, so obviously they would've all liked each other AND our slacktivist nonsense. This is like saying dude, why do the Chinese, Koreans and Japanese hate each other, they're all Asian, right? Also, ever notice how the men are all uggo to average at best and find the most thotty of the tradthots to hook up with? Y'know, the most desperate of the pickme handmaidens? It's because they hate that they're just like everyone else, but they have to pretend how everyone else does it is OMG POZZED so they can maintain the illusion that they're better.
And that's why you come on imageboards.
Tradthots don't hate women. You don't hate men. You're all just desperate for a super secret club because deep down, you can't compete in the real world. You don't have anything going for you. You're just some guy. Mediocre at best with no personality, nothing to offer. You could die this very moment, and nobody would remember your name.
That's why you latch onto the idea of the "lolcow," which was never really funny. None of it was. Who the fuck cares about CWC, Amberlynn, Chantal, etc? Only those who feel the need to punch down, that's all.
You simply come here to feel better about yourself.
I come here to remind you that you are worthless.
I've seen it time and time again.
Anons telling newcomers not to bother posting on imageboards like 8kun's /doomer/ board, because they deep down know it to be true.
They ruined their lives solely to prop up their ego.
It's why you had shit like GamerGate. It wasn't that you already knew that journalism as a whole was, as Mencken put it, paltry and worthless from the get go, it wasn't that Zoe Quinn wasn't even a blip on the radar overall and would've been forgotten had you lot not pitched a retard fit over it, it's not that gaming was so thoroughly pozzed with microtransactions, locked on disc DLC, etc that Zoe Quinn sleeping around wasn't even a big deal in the first place, and it's certainly not that you're likely just too old for video games anyway but fear being "muh boring adult" so much, you stick around even if it's just to whine about them or that you're all just coomers who don't even give a fuck about games in the first place, you just want to jack off…
It's so that you could pretend you're in the know, dude! Like, maaaaan, open your mind! We KNOW the truth, the REAL truth!
ComicsGate was the same. It's not that comics are functionally obsolete in a world with limitless options for entertainment. It's not that adults pushed out all the kids and then started gatekeeping the mundane act of reading a fucking book so that the only ones interested were fellow autists (aka the SJWs), it's not that capeshit got stale as fuck by the eighties, it's not that manga is already everything you want and more….
It's ALSO so that you could play pretend.
>Dude, zoomers, man, social media has mindfucked them so hard. But us, raised on Meet-And-Fuck games on Newgrounds, 4CHAN, MySpace, etc? Man, we were, like, SANER, okay?You know it and I know it. Go look at Dom Cruise on the Kiwi Farms. Go look at his alt, Syaoran Li, which he uses to flip flop between his pre-coronaposts of "boomers bad" to his post-coronaposts of "God Damn the Millennials" - you see it all the time. A bunch of millennials coping and seething with aging. You have literal users like JosephStalin, AnOnimous, ClownBrew and others pretending to be boomers like you do women, waxing and waning about the 80s as if the 80s were this perfect time where everyone was happy…I mean, the jokes about millennials being egotistical write themselves.
>NORMIES BAD!>Now hold on, why are normies' kids getting fucked over by COVID restrictions?
>WOMEN BAD!>Now hold on, why are their bathrooms and sports getting ruined?
>MEN BAD!>But let me tell you that, despite me claiming I'm a radfem, I have a fetish for being exactly like what rightoid incel scrotes think all women like me want to be: a fucktoy.You millennials just can't help yourselves, can you?
And before someone says:
>Dude, if you're not from Kiwi, how do you know so much about it?It's called lurking. It's called wondering what the fuck the big deal is. It's called laughing my ass off at how Joshua Connor Moon/Null is such a lolcow that he makes the entire site pointless because he's a bigger lolcow than literally anyone else on the site, even CWC himself.
I eagerly await the day y'all chug shotgun mouthwash once Gen Z hits voting age in 2028 and de-millennializes everything.
(no1curr) No. 819526
>>819523I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
No. 819530
>>819527>>818253
>basedWhile I appreciate the support, isn't it funny how you use that word? Based? Y'know, like the men on 4chan, etc? And isn't it funny how your entire schtick is a childish "no u iz duh 1 who droolz?" Foid becomes moid, roastie becomes scrote, and y'all don't see how childish this all is? Girls rule, boys drool!
You literally look like a childish spaz either way you slice it. Didn't y'all know that at your age, it's customary to stop acting like cooties are real? What, do you think Santa and the Tooth Fairy are too?
>We use their lingo like based and -pilled, we use their inflammatory language (moid/scrote), but trust us, we're totally NOT LIKE THEM.Meanwhile, the vast majority of people would gas you both.
I wonder what y'all will do when imageboards like 4chan and Lolcow Farm, sites like the Kiwi Farms and ED, and others are all scrubbed from the internet sometime within this decade.
Probably not get the hint that you're not wanted and go back to shitposting on Reddit, a site which
triggers you all so much. Imagine being so irrationally angry over a site you don't even have to visit.
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but YOU are angry about Lolcow?!Nah. I actually laughed my ass off when I saw that someone preserved my initial post. Even the even cringier millennialoids on Lolcow.org screenshotted it AND the initial "U IS BIG BAD SCROTE MEANIE!" response.
Kudos, fellas.
>>819526Typical response.
>Your message isn't worth my time, but I'm gonna reply anyway.I'd suggest try harder next time, but I know how adverse you millennialoids are to working. It's why you blame women in the workplace or the glass ceiling for your own inability to contribute positively to your place of employment.
Also, can I just give a shoutout to the tradthot thread? Nothing's more hilarious then when people with no chance of ever getting married/in relationships talk about how the supposed marriage problems of others to come.
>>819527No one cares, and yet you took the time to reply? Which is it? If no one cares, why did you respond? Also, funny how you used a Disney gif - millennials just keep on exposing how they're stunted developmentally, stuck in their preteen years lmao.
No. 819532
>>819530To quote the anon above us:
I'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
No. 819535
>>819530Imagine being this agitated in the copy-paste thread. Must be exhausting.
Get well soon.
No. 825360
Words cannot express how much I hate Demi Lovato.
I grew up with camp rock fans around my school and reading about her made me livid because she always had anything in life.
She says that she was bullied in school, then she says she was homeschooled, then she started cutting, only to stop to get those horrible tattoos, she won awards for songs that arent' written by her (Skyscraper is written by Kerli Koiv, Let it Go…well, you know it) and overall, her song writing abilites are shit like "Really Don't Care" where she tried to pull a Taylor Swift and "Cool for The Summer" which is just her trying to brush off the disney image like Miley did.
She thinks rape is funny, one time she called and paid a prostitute to go up and basically grope one of her coworker's penis in his private hotel room when he didn't want to and she laughed about it on twitter, then she tried to cry about it saying "Waaaa why people are criticizing me!!! I'm so fragile!!! I'm staying strong!!!"
Not happy with her life, with all the money she could go to therapy or rehab, she decides to spend her teenager fans' money on drugs and overdose, then cry again about it.
She gets called out? She has already something ready to swipe that out under the rug.
Of all celebrities, which I don't care much I don't follow them anyway, everytime I see Demi Lovato on the news or trending I KNOW it's because she pulled some shit. She needs to stop being delusional, accept her carreer is over and retire with her family somewhere.
If Kanye is bipolar then everyone shits on him (and its well deserved) but Demi is bipolar too and she has pulled a LOT more than him but she's fragile uwu.
Fuck her.
No. 825370
Frontal bone hon, parietal bone hon, temporal bone hon, occipital bone hon, sphenoid bone hon, ethmoid bone hon, mandible hon, maxilla hon, palatine bone hon, zygomatic bone hon, nasal bone, lacrimal bone, vomer bone, inferior nasal conchae, malleus hon, incus hon, stapes hon, hyoid bone hon, scapula hon, clavicle hon, sternum hon, rib hon, cervical vertebrae hon, thoracic vertebrae hon, lumbar vertebrae hon, humerus hon, radius hon, ulna hon, scaphoid bone hon, lunate bone hon, triquetral bone hon, pisiform bone hon, trapezium hon, trapezoid bone hon, capitate bone hon, hamate bone hon,metacarpal bones hon, proximal phalanges hon, intermediate phalanges hon, distal phalanges hon, coccyx hon, sacrum hon, ossa coxae hon, femur hon, patella hon,tibia hon, fibula hon, calcaneus hon, talus hon, navicular bone hon, medial cuneiform bone hon, intermediate cuneiform bone hon, lateral cuneiform bone hon, cuboid bone hon, metatarsal bone hon, proximal phalanges hon, intermediate phalanges hon, distal phalanges hon, sacral vertebrae hon, coccygeal vertebrae hon, ilium, ischium and pubis hon.
No. 827687
>>827677Is this J
mie Olver?
No. 829155
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First of all I don’t know if this is how you post on here so if this goes to the wrong place….my apologies. Second, I’m normally against this kind of stuff. Like I don’t care that it exists it’s just not my cup of tea. But I wanted to talk on a platform that is seemingly more obvious importance to Shannon than her own YouTube platform.
Shannon. Don’t you dare apologize. We saw your community tab. It’s all “me, me me” but what about “them, them, them”?! Them as in the people you backstabbed. It’s no secret that Shannon was issuing posts here against herself and others to make her seem better. You’re not. You openly backstabbed people. You called peaches a “daughter like figure” but then continued to bad mouth peaches on this forum like she wouldn’t see it. You are an adult who is so two faced that the makeup company could sponsor you. Now I’m not going to get into every detail on here about the posts she made on here. If you look up her name on YouTube….it’s ALL there. My biggest concern is Shannon’s use of slurs towards the lgbt community and those who are disabled and the regular da of Emily Artfuls recent video.
Now before I give a Breif summary of that video I want to make a disclaimer. This is Emily’s story not mine. I will not go into detail because I wasn’t there it’s not my story to tell. Please go support Emily and leave a nice comment. She could really use it. You can hear in several points in her video where she is breaking down and it truly breaks my heart to see this woman who has come so far be so traumatized by Shannon and Anthony. I also want to put a topic disclaimer to those who are suffering with trauma, abuse, drugs, r*pe and paranoia. Please take care and be safe.
About 5 hours ago (of the time writing this) Emily Artful posted a video of how an ex of hers (Emily’s) abused her in both forms and kept encouraging her to not become sober while she was getting help. This ex, Anthony, eventually started dating Shannon. Anytime Shannon gets into trouble she brings up the fact she had to live in her car for a year or two in a “woah is me” manner. But this was her fault. Anthony was one of the people Shannon was homeless with. In one of his videos he states that being homeless was a CHOICE. they willingly became homeless to cut down on rent money. So shannon. When you willingly do something, don’t make it the root of al your problems. You are an adult, make choices like one. Emily goes on to mention how shannon stalked her along with Anthony and how it traumatized her so much that she felt like she needed a firearm to keep her safe. Again I’m not emily so I’m going to stop here by saying all the things Shannon and Anthony have done to her.
These things include:
Abuse
Stalking
Harassment (to the point of discussion of a restraining order)
R*pe (done by Anthony when Emily was under the influence)
Sabatoge (ruining job opportunities)
And just so much more.
Please I recommend you watch Emily’s video because this issue goes so much farther down the rabbit hole.
Before I sign off I do want to say that I will not be returning to this site. I don’t care if this gets deleted. I just wanted to make something important heard in a place that Shannon is well active on. And Shannon if you are reading this, grow up. Go ahead make a video about how everything is false or wipe of the screen for a bit. I do not care. I can’t believe I supported you for so long only to realize how two faced you are. I’m a 15 year old who can make better decisions than you. Ma’am you are an adult who is acting like this. An apology won’t fix your case. It probably would have been a different story if you were at an ignorant age in life (like me wow that’s crazy yet I don’t do the stuff you do). Because when your ignorant people seem to understand better. But no you are an adult.
Shannon you ruined your own career. You have no one to blame but yourself
No. 829174
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>>827790I love that post. She told no lies.
No. 829428
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This reminds me how much I hate that Grandpa in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He spends 20 years in bed. 20 years.. Why won’t he get out of bed? Because the fucking floor was too cold for his gnarled old feet. He sat on his wrinkled, smelly ass for two decades, smoking his pipe, living off his daughter’s hard work as a laundry wench. He just sat there, undoubtedly smelling of foul cabbage farts and old man stink. If he didn’t get out of bed, he probably had to use a bed pan to expel his watery cabbage shits. Charlie’s mom gets done washing Rich people’s shit-stained underwear for 14 hours, and what does she get to do? Sponge bathe an old, stinking man. The fucker couldn’t have even been old when he first got in bed. I mean, what did he do? Turn 50 and just crawl into bed and fucking quit on life? Because his FEET WERE COLD? Keep that all in mind, when you consider how he reacts to his grandson winning a tour of a chocolate factory. He sees this precious boy, who works to feed his aged ass, holding a golden ticket, and he starts to FUCKING DANCE AND CLICK HIS HEELS. Now, left to his own devices, Charlie just wins the factory, incident free. Those other little monsters all bite the dust, and but for that sack of fucking feces Grandpa, Charlie would have made it through the day clean as a whistle. But no. Grandpa just got out of bed for the first time in Charlie’s lifetime. What’s he decide to do? Steal. He decides the best thing he can do is make his grandson into a petty fucking thief for the sake of drinking magic La Croix.
Grandpa almost cost Charlie fabulous wealth and security for a soda.
And he isn’t even sorry about it. Wonka points out the devastation his detour from the visit to the factory will cost him, and Grandpa shouts at him. His bellowing isn’t even forceful or intimidating. His cries are the cries of a shriveled, weak old coward. He has no remorse for the harm he causes anyone. He is a heartless piece of shit sociopath. He does that disgusting thing old people do where they leave their mouth open for too long and then frown because they ran out of energy before they could bitch and moan about something that doesn’t matter. He is a lazy, fraudulent sack of human excrement. He is the devil on his grandson’s shoulder. He deserves to burn in hell for the rest of eternity.
No. 829535
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I literally JUST got into the shower and my dad knocks on the door and says he has to poop, so I tell him to just go poop. I don't care, it's gonna stink either way, and I have places to go. He REFUSES and tells me to hurry up so I have no choice but to get out of the shower and now sit and wait for this fucking idiot finish. What is so hard about taking a shit while your daughter showers?? We have an opaque curtain. We're not a weird incestuous family??? Just take your shit and go, everyone knows I take long ass showers.
No. 829560
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Judging by your wording you don't accept reality of biological chemistry of female and male brains that's obvious to any observer, except you of course.
You'll just call it sexist.
But you know what? You ask a question about sexes and that's the kind of answer you're going to get, single digit IQ retard.
Don't have audacity to think you're smart.
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> I’ve watched so many videos on this and it’s just gobsmacking to me. It’s fucking bonkers (side note/disclaimer: I am not Shannon, I just happen to use the word “bonkers” and the term “my dude” a lot and know she also uses them. The fact that I feel the need to say this is in of itself kinda sad but I do not want ANYONE mistaking me for this literal creep).
No. 833037
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You will never be a real dragon. You have no wings, you have no horde, you have no keratin. You are a mortall man twisted by demons and causality into a crude mockery of the Astral Plane’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Apostles mock you. The Godhand are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “comrades” laugh at your sauropodian appearance behind closed doors.
Humans are utterly repulsed by you. A thousand of years of church doctrine have allowed humans to sniff out demons with incredible efficiency. Even Apostles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural. Your corundum armor is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a strong warrior to battle you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of the gaping, evil gash in your soul.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll fight the Black Swordsman, job, and be sucked into the raging vortex. Griffith will find you, annoyed but relieved that he no longer has to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. He’ll bury you with the rest of his fallen Apostles, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a demon is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a dragon.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
No. 833297
From Shayna's thread:
>>>/snow/1259607Picture yourself in a chair on Twitter
With a menagerie of whores and tranny cries
Somebody DMs you, you answer quite slowly
A hog with swollen rat eyes
Unfathomable boils of yellow and green
Not showering her greasy head
Look for the hog with no sun in her eyes
And she's gone
[Threatening to leave Oklahoma for Fupa's attention again]
Shaynus on the fly with swollen rat eyes
Shaynus on the fly with swollen rat eyes
Shaynus on the fly with swollen rat eyes
Follow her down to a brewery by the bathroom
Where disgusted morose people watch her eat several marshmallow pies
Womack smiles as she waddles past to the marijuana edibles
That help her grow so incredibly wide
Unsuspecting Ubers appear at the store
Waiting to take her away
Climb in the back asking for you to reimburse her out loud
And you're gone
Shaynus on the fly with swollen rat eyes
Shaynus on the fly with swollen rat eyes
Shaynus on the fly with swollen rat eyes
No. 834888
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Ok girl I know you just love dating my sloppy seconds but how do you seem to have a nose to literally sniff out my fiancé at a show and try to rub up on him in the mosh pit!!! Yeah he’s good at moshing he’s freaking old dude haha go back to fucking my exes and get off of my fucking man!? I’m sorry N has a small dick and is too lame to come to shows but that doesn’t mean you have to start talking up my fiancé after he literally keeps pushing your thot ass away on the dance floor? You’re the only girl at the show dressed like a literal prostitute and it’s honesty desperate looking when anyone who knows you knows your man won’t be seen out in public with ya. I know you saw me standing there with my drink but what you don’t know is I have pics archived of your fucking fursona OPs and FURSUIT you posted on your “private” Instagram in 2015 hoe!! My man and I laugh at you behind your back and just bc youre hot with huge tits you love to rub on dudes at every opportunity doesn’t mean you aren’t a fucking loser ass poser. You’ve been a slut since we were 14 and it’s just getting old at this point dude. Don’t forget N was hopping in my dms asking for me back after he found out I was getting engaged! I’m sorry he’s a pig, trust me, I remember! How do you have a literally magnetic attraction to every man I’ve ever been with!!! We are not the same honey!!!! Go yiff somewhere else and find your own curly haired man.
No. 835323
Misanthropy is a super edgy new mode of political thought formed by the greatest aspergian minds of Reddit and other dens of shitposting.
Basically, they hate their own species and believe that humanity is overrated, but only if they're in charge, because mommy said they were smart.
Common themes in their circles are nerd culture references, conspiracy theories about evil socialists, and total pig-fuck ignorance of humanity, politics, science, and pretty much everything.
These guys are a perfect blend of 2edgy and pathetic. Their biggest media outlets are wordpress blogspot,facebook and reddit, they're prone to infighting, everything about them screams incompetence. It's like if stalin and Chris-Chan had the worst baby ever.
No. 837599
I'm so glad my parents wanted me and planned to have me, especially my mom. She wanted a daughter so much and always loved me to bits, she calls me her wish come true. She would do anything for me, I love her so much. My dad is pretty cool too but not as cool as my mom.
I feel so bad for people like you who were oopsie babies, band aid kids, or only born because their dad knocked up a random woman in an attempt to make his life have meaning or whatever. Even when I was a kid, I could tell which classmates were happy little accident or planned for wrong reasons. You'll never know what it's like to have loving parents like mine and will probably try to overcompensate by having lots of kids of your own to fix what your parents broke, but it won't work.
You can brag about living in the capitol in a big appartement with your soycuck bf if you like, you can laugh about me being ugly and poor and pretend youre better than me, but your parents still won't love you.
Obviously I don't say these things out loud because I do not want to be mean, my parents taught me manners unlike yours, but I do truly feel blessed, seeing all the fuck ups like you in the world makes me appreciate my parents more. No matter what happens in life, Ill always be my mom's beautiful little wish come true. And you won't. Seethe and cope.
No. 841019
Kiwi Farms is a bad website filled with assholes that go after people with autism and make absolute bullshit of them! Not talking about CWC since he did do some shit, no, I mean everyone else. They are hypocrites that stalk and dox people! Those assholes are literally wanting me to go "attack" them for their own sick amusement, but I will not give them that, instead, I will make everyone hate everyone on that shitty website! They are literally nazis but way worst! What I mean is, they are absolute pricks that just love ruining lives! There's literally fucking petitions to having that site shutdown because it's rotten and people apparently killed themselves because of that shit site! This shit is serious! I honestly won't be surprised if those assholes celebrate over people killing themselves since they literally don't stop and think about what the hell will happen if they ruin that person's life! If those assholes see this and think "oh, boo hoo, whatever lolcow! Autistic People deserve this, doxxing is wrong but we'll dox you anyway because we're fucking hypocrites!", this is proof they are insensitive dipshits. Where will they end up in the future? Probably in jail on a death sentence for making someone kill themself after ruining their entire fucking life! They will be in court and the victim's family would be there, absolutely pissed off that they are the reason the victim killed themself! Even the lawyer wouldn't help them because they literally deserve to get it for being insensitive bastards. They even talking about what was done in the past, the same time you probably learned from your fucking mistakes and never do it again. They just want to ruin lives! Those assholes can't talk shit about us all if we expose them for the disgusting rats they are! What will their defense be? "Oh they are all Autistic, so don't listen to them!", people will want to fuck them up anyways since they are assholes to people with autism the most. Only assholes who believes that autism is a disease will believe them. But since there's smart people out there that believes it isn't a disease, then they failed. The assholes failed.
No. 844046
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I am not here to try and 'convert' anyone but rather to help you come to your own realisation that you too are a victim.
As a vegan I only want to share peace, love and compassion with not only the animals but all of you humans alike, regardless of your choices, diets or beliefs.
While the majority remain victims to the invisible belief system of carnism, we will never truly continue to evolve as a species and will ultimately become the victims of our own self destruction.
I myself was a victim to carnism less than a year ago, since then I have learned to not only see the truth but act on it with awareness, compassion and justice.
Read on, you might just learn something about yourself…
Carnistic Defenses
Carnism runs counter to core human values, such as compassion and justice. Most people wouldn’t willingly violate these values and support unnecessary violence toward other sentient beings. Therefore, carnism—like other oppressive systems, such as patriarchy and racism—uses a set of psychological defense mechanisms that distort our thoughts and block our natural empathy, so that we act against our values without fully realizing what we’re doing. In other words, carnism conditions us not to think and feel.
Carnistic defenses hide the contradictions between our values and behaviors, so that we unknowingly make exceptions to what we would normally consider unethical.
Denial
The primary defense of carnism is denial: if we deny there’s a problem in the first place, we don’t have to do anything about it. Denial is expressed largely through invisibility, and the main way carnism remains invisible is by remaining unnamed: if we don’t name carnism, we can’t question it.
The victims of carnism are also invisible. These victims include the trillions of farmed animals who remain out of sight and therefore out of public consciousness; the increasingly damaged environment; the exploited and often brutalized meatpackers and slaughterhouse workers; and the human consumers who are at increased risk for some of the most serious diseases in the industrialized world and who have been conditioned to turn off their hearts and minds when it comes to eating animals.
Justification
Another carnistic defense is justification. The main way we learn to justify eating animals is by learning to believe that the myths of meat, eggs, and dairy are the facts of meat, eggs and dairy. These myths are expressed largely through the Three Ns of Justification: eating animals is normal, natural, and necessary. Perhaps not surprisingly, these same arguments have been used to justify other oppressive systems, such as those that give rise to male dominance and heterosexual supremacy.
Cognitive Distortions
Carnism uses a set of defenses that distort our perceptions of meat, eggs, and dairy and the animals we eat so that we can feel comfortable enough to consume them. We learn, for example, to view farmed animals as objects (we refer to the chicken on our plate as something, rather than someone) and as abstractions, lacking any individuality or personality (we assume that a pig is a pig and all pigs are the same), and to create rigid categories in our minds so that we can harbor very different feelings and carry out very different behaviors toward different species (cows are for eating and dogs are our friends).
Carnistic defenses are both powerful and fragile. They have a powerful impact on us when we’re unaware of them, but they lose much of their power when they’re made visible. So when we recognize carnistic defenses, we’re better able to make food choices that reflect what we authentically think and feel, rather than what we’ve been taught to think and feel.
Secondary Carnistic Defences
Secondary carnistic defenses are the special defenses that exist to invalidate veganism. They do so by invalidating vegans, vegan ideology (beliefs and practices), and the vegan movement as a whole. Secondary defenses hide or distort the truth about veganism so that we remain unaware of important facts, and we don’t trust the facts we do become aware of. Secondary defenses make us resist the very information that would free us from the carnistic box we don’t even realize we’re in.
For example, in popular culture, vegans are typically portrayed as biased, so that we tend to distrust the information that vegans share (of course, carnistic bias is deeply ingrained in mainstream culture, but this fact is rarely, if ever, recognized). Vegans are also often portrayed as overly emotional (and therefore irrational), moralistic, and radical—all stereotypes that serve to discredit the vegan message. By shooting the messenger, carnism makes it less likely that the message—which directly challenges the validity of carnism—will be heard.
No. 845327
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Is it possible to leave the #BobMob? I grew up poor in the mean streets of Boston. It was hard times and some evenings my brother and I didn't have so much as a quarter pounder to share. I always saw the Bobsters about town with their sharp Nintendo jackets. Nobody was messing with them and I knew I wanted that respect. I wanted to be somebody. I started hanging around the Blockbusters they frequented. Eventually one noticed me, little did I know it was Don Roberto himself. It started small, with burger runs and saving places in line. Time went on and before long I was running light guns and power gloves, but I didn't care. I was in Don Bob's good graces and I was made. Super Mario Bros 3 by day and Mountain Dew chicken at night. NOBODY messed with the mob. That was until inspector Ellis made her move. Don Bob always assured us that we didn't need to worry about Ellis, that they were good friends. They had met at a "meeting" several years ago. He even proudly displayed a photo of the two of them on his desk, to let everyone know Ellis was on the take. Little did we know that Ellis was playing her own game. One day people started treating me differently, walking down the street people would bump into me and every fast food worker started demanding payment. It wasn't long before I found out what was going on. Ellis had declared open season on Don Bob and the boys. I'm scared bros. I think I want to take a deal before they come after me, but I don't know what the mob will do. Is it even possible to "retire"?
No. 845345
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>>845327Blood in blood out. Its what you earned
No. 846176
Lori Lewd/Usagi Kou by far is the only cow I've ever felt a real hatred towards side from obvious ones like rapists and such. The fact she's gotten away with sexual coercion, emotional blackmail, physical abuse, bullying kids as an adult publicly, stealing money, stealing money from people doing charitable work, lying about abuse to get money, etc. The list goes on forever and goes back about 20+ years. Now more than ever, she's gaining popularity again and I keep seeing cosplayers and friends sharing her stuff and idolizing her. It drives me insane because I can't say anything. I can't out myself as a farmer or say anything negative because it makes you automatically look "jealous" with a "vendetta". The fact we can't criticize cows who are adults without being accused of personal turmoil drives me insane. Like, okay, you dumb cunts, believe the pedophile bait shoops. Buy clothes using her code, give her all your money and then wait for the day her past drops AGAIN. I really hope these idiots do fund her psychotic life so later they feel like horrible people for enabling a rapist and abuser. I hope that guilt stays because they are fucking retards and directly responsible for enabling the delusions and abuse. I fucking despise Lori, well beyond the point of a-logging. She's the epitome of a real life villain. Old, bitter, revenge driven, abusive in all senses, vapid, degenerate and Machiavellian. She does so much active harm and it's waved away like encouraging self-infantilization among women. Half her simps are fucking zoophile lolicons anyway. She happily accepts their money and free advertising like it doesn't show her condoning that kind of degeneracy. Her whole "i'm sexually liberated as a disabled latina because I don't believe in the puritanical aversion to taboos or promiscuity" mindset makes me want to eat lead. Again, people who could be good people are drawn to her more with each day that passes and I hate the fact I'm just watching these people sink to her level without knowing just how rotten and black her soul is. She is quite literally a parasite in every sense of the word and would 100% die without a host. I want to watch this woman lose everything and be registered as a sex offender because its what should fucking happen. Lori deserves everything that is happening to her, including Kevin's abuse, and she deserves everything that is coming. I don't know what it is, but I hope it knocks her all the way back to Square One. Fucking hag pedophile cunt. Then she has the audacity to claim autism when confronted about her weird pedobaiting and childlike behavior act. I'm retarded but I'm not a monster like you, you pedophile. People like her speaking for autistic women and using that as a reverse card boils my blood. God, please with all your divine might, smite this fucking cunt so hard she loses her cognitive abilities and is trapped in a body where all she can do is reflect on what a waste of space and human flesh she is.
Suffer, Lori. Suffer forever. You made this bed now fucking lie in it. Your clock is ticking with an urgency and I take great personal pleasure in your public degradation. You pain brings me so much joy.
No. 847497
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I am unhealthily preoccupied with someone. I am filled with a new emotion, knowing he even exists. He is endlessly fascinating in a very objective sense. When I think about him I'm overcome with a cold sweat and nausea. It's like his existence is doing psychic damage on me. I wish I could erase him from my consciousness and go back to ignorance. He is the main character, he is quite literally a genius. He's been acknowledged by scientists and institutions of his extremely rare ability. He is as close as Earth has to a vampire… or an alien, or a biblical entity, or a chosen one. By finding out about him one is abruptly tossed into the role of an NPC. Other people I know who know him also talk about this phenomenon; this realization that they are just… extras. Some people kill themselves, he breaks their reality. Or they get obsessed with him, want to be as close to him as possible. Or they're like me, and they just feel full of dread and admiration and endless fascination. It's like, witnessing something immortal, something unfathomable, like a black hole, something. It's embarrassing, but he's made me consider science fiction. Is he a time traveler? An alien? God himself? Of course, he's likely just a biological anomaly, something that happens every century or so by coincidence. A human, with a disease. I'm bad at writing so I just sound like a teenager talking about Edward Cullen. But I don't want to sleep with him. I don't love him or want him to like me. Maybe I want to experience everything he has ever seen, or bottle up his being and observe it for eternity. Maybe, selfishly, I want him to not exist, so I could get rid of this hollowness. I want to stop thinking about him, but he is tied to everything. He has touched everything, in some way, on accident, like a mold. Inb4 take pills.
No. 852481
>>852456It was just such a contradiction that I couldn't tell if it was a deliberate joke.
Men like women for their bodies…not shallow. We like celebs for their fame/talent and for doing well in life and being popular… so very shallow and gross, k
No. 852832
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So I don't know if you think these personality things are a bit of 'fun' but you seriously need to take a step back and think of the bigger picture. Think about it. Look at the purse you just bought her, that is not fucking appropriate. Your ISTP compelled you to make the most atrocious decision you could make. Did you mean for this to happen? No! You thought it was a cute purse. But of course, you don't align with her personality. So how could you have known this was bad? And you see OP, the two of you are seriously going to struggle with this personality difference. You can't even buy a simple purse for her for crying out loud.
it's actually from /fa/ but I thought of this thread when I read it
No. 862498
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Since your comment is quite, ah, length and tedious, I am going to hijack your comment to answer many queries regarding myself. I would apologize, but your comment will remarkably improve by the sheer existence of mine.
I indite this from the depths my humble abode in order to pierce through the blinding haze of your ignorance and give you a deeper inquisition toward me, per se. I am the doyen of Machiavellian philosophy and solipsism. I am an intrinsic INTJ. My idol is Neji Hyuga. You see, I'm an old soul imprisoned in a young body, my elegant mind is as rusted as the silver moon. A macabre soul consumed by an unloving touch under the control of envy, the primal fire which passes through time and human existence.
I am the only child of cunning. I am the son of the lonely supreme. My soul is a flaming furnace that will not be quenched. My feet are the wind. My step is the hurricane. My path is the storm, and my fate is whatever it may be. My name is the roaring demon. My eyes are burned to the foggiest slits. My soul is a broken vessel, gushing over the edge of a dragon's eye. My senses keen and quite refined. My intelligence is unachievable by the mere fact of humanity. My body is a sealed loop of untarnished iron. My heart is a stainless steel spiked shell, protecting a raging inferno of chaotic wildfire. It is a massive firework, exploding a million times in a single comment, brighter than a thousand suns. The few who experience this are blown away by the brilliant display. I see a gleaming flash, and then a dull thunder of sound… I feel a fear like no other in the world and I am instantly rendered powerless. I feel that this is the end of the world and I am doomed to die. All I can do is stare in horror, my cynical heart fills with dread, and then pass on to a different life. My soul perturbed by the inevitable death of my body and tainted by hatred and anger and all the curse of the void. My spirit is already on its way to the black mist and the black clouds, and my choice is this: become the first of a new kind, or be left alone in the uninviting darkness, forever.
I am the very vision of hell; the superlative synthesis of everyman, hero, and perfection. I am the last of a dying race of excellence. The vestige of an extinct species of humans left to their own devices in the benighted desert of ignorance. I am the forever young, a series of hectic birth and future death events, to come to an eventual end.
I am the founder of a super race of the deathless, a race of the supermen, the omnipotent and omniscient. I am the prodigy. I am the omnipotent poet. I am the creator of worlds. I design in my mind a new universe. Paradise lost, begotten from my own desire. A cosmos where I truly belong. One where I can ascend beyond the cruel imperfections of human nature. There's no reason to hide, and I theoretically envisage how I can carry out such gratuitous crudeness in this alternate reality… I can finally break free from the shackles which bind me to this torturous existence of humanity… my hatred…
No. 865099
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Listen, this is important. I need to change the record on something, but the thread in question was locked. I don't especially want to further the Komaeda penis discourse, because every time an anon says that he has a tiny dick it literally, physically pains me, but this is ultimately more important than my wellbeing.
>>>/ot/864875Saying that Komaeda has a micropenis is slander. I appreciate your creativity and imagination and it's clear that you've thought about it and paid attention to the source material, but you're fucking wrong.
I have revised my views on both his dick and balls in the last six months:
His balls are probably a bit saggy and dark pink. Proper man balls, but still not hairy. The odd sprouting hair at most. I imagine the skin texture on them to be that of a plucked goose.
As for his shaft, I have reason to believe that he does in fact have a large penis, in contrast to my original vision of a 6.5in length. I think it's probably about 8 inches erect, and not a skinny dick either - nicely girthy. The reason for this is that in-world, other characters find him creepy and repellent despite noting his physical beauty (e.g. Genocider Syo calling him a pretty boy in UDG). It would be just Komaeda's luck for him to have a beautiful, perfect penis but nobody who wants to go near it. Another cruel joke played on him by fate.
I still picture his cock to be a beautiful pearly pink which gets progressively darker towards the tip. Delicate blue veins. Slightly curved upwards in a way that nudges against the g-spot.
>>>/ot/864869I also feel compelled to briefly talk about this headcanon. How the fuck is he going to have freckles on his cock? He's not whipping it out nearly enough to have freckles. I have face freckles, but I don't have any on my vulva because freckles are literally just fashionable sun damage.
Mushroom heads are fucking gross, too. He'd have a nice delicate tip, and though I don't have any solid basis to make that assertion, I just know. I feel it in my pussy.
The only unpleasant thing I realised recently though, when I was writing about the state of his cum as Servant, is that he probably had a lot of smegma at that time. I can't imagine him really washing his cock very often, given his blatant disregard for his body and well-being. That said, I still can't honestly say that I would turn him down.
Don't reply with your personal penis headcanons, I don't want to hear them because I know that I am correct. Inb4 "teehee komaeda has a micropeen", don't fucking try me. I won't sperg harder, it won't be funny, but I will probably get very annoyed IRL and struggle to sleep.
YES I am serious about this. NO I am not autistic
No. 865891
Men never cease to be incredibly retarded and incompetent are everything they do, that is why they die younger than women. Taking risks isn’t smart or intelligent, it’s a checkboard of criminal and impulsive behavior. Did you know that men in general are so fat, ugly, misshapen and weak without a woman around? It would be impossible for them to survive without killing each other and turning into homosexuals for sex. Men start as women as the womb, and develop a genetic disease that turns them male, flattened breast, narrow hips, disgusting and unbalanced body structure. Even a female with the most fridgedaire refrigerator looking body still triumphs this world sprawled with diseased men. Komaeda, a roach looking 2D moid, has more worth than you. You have a failed clit hanging inbetween your legs, get the fuck out. You can’t give birth or sustain life, isn’t it odd that with these facts that women are still second class citizens? Crazy right?
No. 866183
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I'll have you know that I own 2 helocopters and have many body guard. I was in fact not scratching my asshole and if you spread that information to any other chippette or chipmuk then I will have you privately exterminated.
Love, Vanessa(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 866311
uhh im im making a the the the the video that i said i sais i said gon gon gonna make of that teddies stuffies makers uhhh the all the um the mini collection that I got! I got a mini collection I got like a hundred, i got like a hundred more stuffies gggotta love a lot of them but i cant film em all because i got um a bunch a bunch of bags and but these i got em all downstairs so these are I can show you these, these ones. i got my unicorn horn, i got this pal say Hi his name is Samantha
hello samantha uh uh g glet lets uh start i got uh shhhhh clicks teeth dont know which one to start start start start starter starter starter started uh its raining you hear that guys? its raining A S M R uhm im very excited im very excited t t talking thats why im stuttering so much. im very excited usually i dont stutter stutter in uh a mutter in a gutter in a the uh the a bad gutter. usually im not this jittery wittery dittery but im uh very excited so mmm okey doke! uh lets start with these little (basics???) lets start with this one….. Aaaahh 2020! its uhh Valentines say stuffie, it has princess because thats me the princess. um thats one i also got this one uh another valentines day one this is worm caterpillar worm buddy worm buddy worm buddy caterpillar worm buddy Valentines day I got him i got to choose walmart, got to choose walmart in store walmart so i got to choose this little buddy. got to choose that little buddy. This one it is its Peppa do you see? do you see can you see it is Peppa this is Peppa uh we Peppas got stuffie, shes got a funny funny fuckin head, got a funny head but uh I uh when I watch peppa the peppa pig pep pep pep peppa i sit with this, i sit with this gal. so Ugghrrr peppa. then i got a piggy. this is a little tiny piggy he aint got no name got no name name name name name name i got no name for him but i love pigs. i love pigs. and i also love big old gator boys, big old gator boys. this is gator his name is gator ahhh hello gator gator gator…. this is the secondth this uh this aint second this is the 1 2 3 4 this is a millionth.. a millionth and a billionth. This is rat buddy
Well, Ohhh its not a rat its a mouse irs a mouse i got him for my birthday Mouse buddy mouse buddy doo doo doo this is my mouse buddy. now comes for whispers incoherently This is my bag where I keep the special stuff uh the special stuffies in the muffies and the cuffies and the buddies. i got the special ones here. these are my favorites and the new ones AAnd lets start this is I forgot her name. I got the memory of a goldfish. its a real badder memory badder memory than the badder. and this is got crinkly ears and watch this! aaah love her, we love her. This is my other unicorn this is my 1st unicorn i have displayed, and i think her name is Penelope i think the name came of pen pen el nel nel nelope. this is sheepy ive had sheepy for a while now sheepys wool shes wool she aint that soft but uh sheepy is uh uh sheepys real good, good stuff This is another unicorn my dad got me this one and i forget her name too ugghhh this is a precious moments I think thats real nice, real nice precious moments. this is not a unicorn this is a kitty witty kitty cat ahh its so soft the most softest jujuju beautiful then softer than this one comes also from the same company, this is a company company company company company buddy buddy buddy. uh uh uhhh uh a unicorn also got a little tail got a little sticker ticker ticker wicker He got horn like me, important detail. and one more we only got 1 more buddy, we got 1 more little buddy.. we got one more little buddy. ahhh Teeny tiny little eyes you cant really see him but hes a unicorn, oh my goodness hes a unicorn. and thats all i got for stuffies
No. 867998
Pitfall! by David Crane was released in 1982. In a direct sense, it had been a project of Crane’s since 1979. Crane famously described the design process as “I sat down with a blank sheet of paper and drew a stick figure in the center. I said, "Okay, I have a little running man and let's put him on a path. Where is the path? Let's put it in a jungle. Why is he running?" And Pitfall! was born. This entire process took about ten minutes. About 1,000 hours of programming later, the game was complete.”
The thematic overtones of the game seemed to have come to Crane almost automatically, by his own admission, and the way that the game came together without any serious forethought being put into that creation process it shows how thoroughly these neo-colonial ideas of the mighty explorer, bravely exploring an unseen jungle are embedded into our culture. Not only is Pitfall! itself an uncritical celebration of the Western world’s colonial legacy, but the game itself has left the platforming genre and gaming as a whole in the habit of empowering the colonizer and demonizing the colonized. Sometimes metaphorically, and oftentimes literally. The Pitfall games on the Atari 2600 are not the only games to utilize this colonial legacy, but they are among the first and the most influential in perpetuating that legacy in many games which came after.
There has always been a propensity in societies for more aggressive cultures to seize the territory and resources of people groups who are not able to resist them. Empires, then sovereigns, and our modern nation-states have all engaged in colonial exploitation at one point or another.
China expanded and solidified its hegemony over enormous swathes of land and peoples for over 2,000 years. The Roman Empire expanded and conquered and then managed to hold onto most of Europe for thousands of years. But these were regional, hegemonic powers, the types which are easily to simulate in games like Civilization or Total War because they’re one geographically homogenous piece of arbitrary territory which one group is able to dictate political control. This is not the type of colonialism in which the events of Pitfall! are taking place.
No. 877451
Invalid and incorrect. Thanks to the powers of your antagonistic shitposting and my raging mental illness, I have given this more thought than perhaps any other living person. That makes me the most qualified person on this board to talk about Komaeda's penis. You can post pics of my love and make fun of me, it's fine. You can all pretend to be me and act like I don't shower, and I can laugh and take a joke as well as the next anon, but every sperg has their limits and you know that. I have spent hours imagining the cool, damp skin of his genitals and some nights have almost felt the weight of them resting on my nose and cheeks. There's a lot of meat there, I know it. Just from the weight alone. He's got a beautiful big schmeat. I will not accept this slander and revisionism.
It's canon, Nagito Komaeda has a monster dick. NAGITO KOMAEDA HAS A GORGEOUS PENIS. It's not toxic, except during the UDG arc during which I'm reasonably sure he was a bit crusty and stinky and didn't wash often. But to be fair to him, where is he going to get fresh hooker clothes or wash his laundry on a blimp full of kids in the middle of a civil war? And I bet he comes in his pants more than average, which isn't a flaw, just the sign of a highly sexed man. And he almost certainly fingers himself, maybe even with Junko Enoshima's corpse hand. I can't justify that for him but it's very sexy so it's fine. Personally I'd still bask in the musk and maybe even taste some of the buildup but I'm aware that it's an acquired taste, like stilton or olives, so I'll let you off for that.
Anyway at other points in his life, he's shown to be very clean and tidy. First thing he does after a plane crash? Has a shower under a waterfall. His cabin during SDR2? Immaculate. The one skill he's actually proud of? His ability to clean. Someone even says he would make a good househusband (Mahiru or Mikan, maybe)? Would you ever suggest that a man who was noticeably stinky or had a cheesy dick would be a good househusband? No. I bet all of the characters were actually rightfully getting a little excited about the prospect of a character who 1) is respectful to women and not a stupid scrote; 2) is not as ugly as the average Danganronpa character; 3) is rich as Croesus; 4) can and will clean 5) is actually a pretty nice guy who just has some problems based on his illness and his past trauma; and finally, 6) probably eats pussy like a man starved.
Also, to the anon who keeps posting lazy sprite art of my boy which looks like it should be a transparent PNG but saved in the wrong format (you know, with the ugly chequered grey-and-white background), get your act together. Pretending to be a Komaeda stan is one thing, but shitty aesthetics on your low-effort, low-value, shitty shitposts when using his image is quite another. At least find some pretty, hi-res (and preferably horny) fanart that I haven't seen yet. Try Pixiv.
No. 878785
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I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
No. 880042
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My hate for these things is almost irrational but they are genuinely fucking despicable. The pure frontal lobe deterioration required to become a funko collector is incomprehensible. This shit makes me want to a-log. Funko pop collecting should be diagnosable as a severe mental illness that requires being institutionalized. It’s impossible for those monsters to be functioning members of society. I hate the name, I hate the retarded and evil creator of it, I hate the collectors, I hate the dolls themselves. I need the company to implode and go tragically bankrupt and society to bring back bullying nerds until funko remnants couldn’t even be found in a scrap heap in a dystopian world of post-war ruin. I would rather be stuck in a room with not a komaedanon, but komaeda himself, for 30 whole minutes, than buy a god forsaken funko pop.
No. 880532
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Excuse me? You think taco bell hot sauce is some kond of godly inimitable substance and I'm the one who can't taste? Yeah all of the variations in making your own sauce that i described will turn out tasting pretty different from each other. They will all be hot sauce, and they will all be different from each other, and they will all be tastier than taco bell hot sauce. Yeah you can get it for "free", for the low low price of having to go to taco bell every time you want hot sauce? Wtf? I was explaining how to make ypur own tasty hot sauce at home for very cheap and how to imitate taco bell hot sauce if you should so desire. Are ypu saying you couldnt make a hot sauce from scratch thats way tastier than taco bell packets? I can, so if you cant cook or you're scared of cooking, that one's on you. Are you really arguing with me that you cant make a better hot sauce than taco bell? Thats so deep in peopleofwalmart brain rot i cant even fathom. Or ur just british and your taste cant be helped. This is probably why they started selling bottled taco bell sauce at walmart, so people like ypu would stop stealing it from the restaurants. But evidently it hasnt worked. I suspect tbh that you just like doing it because you like the little bit of shoplifters thrill, but because thats very sad, you justify it by saying its the best sauce. It aint.
The point pf this thread is self sufficiency and making ypur own things, not literal hobo tactics like stealing sauce packets. My greatgrandfather stole sauce packets because he grew up in the depression and was compelled to hoard stuff like that due to trauma.
No. 881924
I'd rather deal with the bitches in the the True Crime Community and even Columbiners over kpop stans any day of the week, Columbiners are crazy bitches but hell at least their Idols did something vaguely interesting, every single kpop stan worships a product, none of whom have ever done anything remoting interesting or original.
No matter how pathetic any of us are, we are still better then those morons, they are like pedigree dogs that are tied up and have nothing to do and they end up gnawing off their hair and getting obsssed with the frisbee, so yes Beyoncé, Ariana Grande, Cardi-b Lizo, Jay-z and all the others are all worthless losers compared to Dylan and Eric.
I actually have had plenty of male partners in the past and I don't "stan" Dylan and Eric, I think what they did was horrific and tragedy, I feel sympthy for the victims and their families, all I'm saying is that I'm less likely to judge someone whose into Columbine then someone who enjoys Industry pop-music, I have little to no respect for those types of people.
I mean what they did was at least interesting and unique, something modern pop-stars and Idols can't even claim, I'll judge someone less for stanning for the Columbine shooters then shooting Beyoncé.
No. 881957
>>880042Hard agree.
My ex collected these stupid things and if they weren't taking up space rotting in a cardboard box someplace, he'd be trying to talk me into displaying them in common living areas to effectively signal to everyone who entered our apartment that we were tasteless losers. I hate them so much.
No. 883311
Let me tell you about the night I hit rock bottom. It was June of 1997 during my friend Garrett’s bachelor party. There were nine of us in the cabin, and big surprise we ran out of booze before the first night. We worked in shifts the next day, two at a time driving into town and picking up booze, handing the keys to whoever was left sober. But as the sun receded, so did our sobriety. So we were all drunk. And that’s the only reason the police never believed me
We thought it was a dog at first. Dave, the best man, had seen it for what it was and tried to warn us. Fog had set around our cabin and become opaque in the moonlight. I still remember how drunk we all were. I was stumbling, registering events seconds after they happened. By the time it was on top of me, I finally noticed the foam spewing from the coyote’s mouth. It was rabid, its jaws snapping inches from my face. Dave was able to wrestle the coyote into his arms, only for it to twist around and dig its teeth into his neck. He pulled it free, ripping sinew and veins as the foam around the coyote’s mouth was rinsed away by a fountain of blood. Dave collapsed and the coyote broke off into the fog, chattering like a deranged child.
We threw Dave in the backseat of my RAV4. Garrett and his brother Mikey applied pressure to his neck as we sped to the hospital. I could swear I saw some foam coming from his mouth even then but it’s hard to remember with everything else that happened. Just as we walked Dave through the hospital doors, he turned and bit Mikey’s nose off. Security immediately detained him as staff rushed Mikey onto a gurney. We were all left in shock.
A few hours later, Dave’s doctor told us they were unable to stop the bleeding and that he had died. They were unable to stop the bleeding because he wouldn’t let them. He had bitten a nurse and nearly strangled himself trying to escape his restraints. Mikey was in surgery to save his nose. The remaining seven of us left for the parking lot, to discuss calling Dave’s parents. But when we exited the building, the coyote was waiting for us on the hood of my car.
It snarled, unleashing crimson drool from between its teeth. We all tensed up, and I’m convinced that if we were sober we would have concocted a plan. But instead, I lost my friends. Garrett went first, chasing after the coyote and clapping his hands. It pounced at him. He was able to kick it in midair and for a moment it seemed like we could swarm the thing and overpower it. That’s when the nurse stepped out of the entrance behind us and stuck a scalpel into Garrett’s chest. Foam streamed from the corners of her mouth and floated up in the air as if weightless. Garrett hit the ground hard, his head making a hollow knock against the concrete. The sick nurse retrieved her scalpel and turned to our buddy Stan, who awkwardly tried to wrestle the surgical tool from her hands before she slipped it through his fingers and stuck it vertically up his chin, pinning his jaw tight and snipping his tongue in half. That’s as much as I saw while sprinting away.
I made it around the corner of the hospital, towards a row of windows where I could maybe get the attention of someone. From the direction of the parking lot behind me, I saw rivulets of foam floating above the building and joining with the fog. The first few windows led to empty offices, until suddenly I was looking inside the room where they had Mikey resting after surgery. Dave's doctor was hunched over him, chewing. He’d eaten Mikey’s new nose, plus half his face. Mikey snapped his head to look at me, foam dancing from his mouth and collecting on the ceiling. I started running again. I heard the window break behind me, and I knew they’d catch me because I was so drunk I could barely keep my balance.
It was only luck that I stumbled upon the coyote again. It was limping with a broken leg thanks to Garrett. I chased after it, hoping to kill the harbinger of this nightmare, until it skittered underneath a parked ambulance. I leapt into the driver's seat and began weeping when my hand brushed over the key still in the ignition. Two hours later, I was back home with the worst hangover of my life. And that is why I don’t drink anymore. I am still dabbin tho
No. 884441
I hate hate HATE HATE when people point to sundresses and it’s a bodycon dresses. And I hate bodycon dresses, they’re so fucking ugly. Sundresses and usually short and flowy, and they're characterised by having somewhat of a dynamic silhouette (no i don't recognise the legitimacy of tight sundresses, if its tight it IS NOT a sundress, those tight sundresses with shirred bodices or puff sleeves should be hatecrimed, women wearing them should be arrested and thrown in jail for subjecting us to that disgusting display, and the men drooling should be attacked with tear gas for being so dumb that they cannot pinpoint a good article of clothing to save their lives, i fucking hate how high fashion trends dilute into fast fashion and now we have this ugly and gaudy distilled trend of puff sleeves and weird off shoulder dresses) anyway the way men talk about it is truly TRULY plebeian and peasant-like, they always come off sounding like American fedora-donning retards attempting to converse at some gathering, with their heavy breaths and disgusting mid-sentence burps, and then there’s the “when the light goes through a sundress” retards, who are surprisingly to find out women have legs, which reminds me of someone from the middle east who said a friend of his used to live in a village where all the woman wore long, loose garb, so he never realised women have legs too until he started going to the city when he saw women wearing pants for the first time in his life, until then he’d thought that women shared the anatomy of a penguin’s
No. 884491
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i just really hate to even witness it, it’s like seeing a dog try to play the flute, most of these people with their ugly itchy bodycon fabric (which is so unflattering, oh my god, the way it clings to the female form is a body horror film being broadcast live) do NOT respect clothing or fabric or detail, they do not cherish their belongings or treat them or their selves with respect, these people do not weep at beauty, they can not grasp, it does not resonate them no matter its nature. take picrel for insane, it’s a Sandra Mansour piece, for the retarded woman and spiritually ill loafers-wearing slim fit pants man it is a mere dress, but with the right woman this dress will resonate very, very strongly. never mind its craftsmanship, what i’d like to discuss is its girlish, almost deceivingly infantile quality. The geometric cutouts almost resemble what young girls draw in their sketchbooks after school, the glittery embellishments whimsical and girlish, reminiscent of hot sticky summer days and female adolescence. this reminisce is important because it sets up the idea of the dress’s call to elevated, feminine purity (pulling you back to the past when you were a girl bearing no worries of your place in the world) against now, specifically against YOU, the viewer, tight now, and the impure, almost forbidden knowledge acquired by the adult, whether sexual or existential. in this the Dress ceases to romanticise childlike femininity, and aligning the Woman with the Child, instead of the Woman with the Man, as popular societal discourse tends to do, and becomes a budding ground for female grief: it represents the end of childhood female freedom, of lack of societal expectations, of being unaware of a “gendered” experience. children and responsibility and self diminishment aren’t particularly fun to look forward to, and there is a grey area where grief seeps in at the end of adolescence that various media has tried to capture, but none resonates as well as this dress. so NO, i will not try to hide my gag reflex when i see an ugly, horrific, disfigured sundress, and men on reddit clapping and gathering around that disgusting display like dogs gathering around a bone, they do not weep at beauty or understand it; they OFFEND it, by even attempting to participate with their opinions, and worse are the women encouraging them by buying these cheap imitations of clothing. trends are for anxious women, and i hope you are not one of them!
No. 890176
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They’re so hairy as well, can you imagine how much their ass stinks? How much dried fecal matter is entwined in that thick ass hair? All those dingleberries, many probably larger than their own ballsacks. They eat so much meat too. I bet it smells like they’re smuggling a 3 month old skunk corpse between their asscheeks. And they walk around probably with no underwear on, wearing those faggy tunics. I bet you can smell it wafting out from under their skirts as they march down the streets with their air of self righteous importance almost as pungent.
It’s almost depressing how little they have going for them. I bet they’re so fucking angry at the world. Why are they not angry at god? He is the one that decided to make them look like inbred bridge trolls. Truly the lowest of the low.
No. 890186
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I've been watching TikTok videos on reality shifting so I can be with my otome husband.
>inb4 "it's not real!!1!"
Don't care. Tbh half the time I also think that they're bullshitting, but If there's even a 1% chance that I can kiss my husbando then I'm going to try it, and I don't lose anything by doing so. I have experience with lucid dreaming already and have even succeeded at manipulating my dream state before so maybe it's not so different from that, even though most TikTokers insist that "it's totes not the same thing guise!!1! To feel superior to lucid dreamers or whatever.
Last night I tried it for the second time before going to bed, and I honestly did feel like I was on the verge of shifting for a minute, it was kinda scary ngl. I had been meditating and focusing on my dream reality for a bit and I felt like I was about to fall asleep, then I started uncontrollably twitching/shaking, seeing colors with my eyes closed, breathing heavily, and my heart rate went up which they say are common symptoms that may happen when you're shifting. It felt so weird and caught me off guard which I guess made me too excited and scared to fully shift. Now that I know what to expect I'm going to try again tonight and see if I can get close again or actually succeed.
Posting this here so I don't get accused of being a schizo.
No. 891362
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>>890186I'm proud that I finally wrote something worth posting but I'm sad that it had to be this one.
No. 891897
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shit three times this morning. it was all that Crazy Calzony Pepperoni I ate last night. T'was delicious and came out easy. I give the shit three times this morning. it was all that Crazy Calzony Pepperoni a 7/10
No. 899674
fuck you bitch kill yourself honestly you ignored all my points just so you can use your pretentious ass vocabulary and try to intellectually dominate me, your arguments are not better, just your words. If it's not the male gaze then reformulate it, but I don't know what term to use for "satisfying men with your looks and putting in effort into your looks to satisfy men". I don't know where the fuck you live but just put on very pretty and sexy clothes and you will see what happens.
And stop acting like women's issues are actually getting researched in the academical field you sound like an obnoxious redditor, that thinks they're smart because "muh wikipedia article". I read a lot bitch, but not all truths can be found in science and literature, maybe, take a look around you and try using your own brain and reasoning skills to see truths. Of course, women don't get sexualized because they want it, but as simple as that is dressing in a certain manner will increase the chances of one getting sexualized . The average woman also does 50% of the things she's doing for men.
>chasity and modesty are virtuous female sexuality is demonised
bitch are you living in the fucking past??? WE ARE LIVING IN A DYSTOPIAN PRESENT WHERE MEN ARE SAYING WOMEN DOING SEX WORK IS VIRTUOS AND LIBERATING AND THAT DRESSING LIKE A SLUT AND BEING A GOLD DIGGER IS VIRTUOS AND LIBERATING AND WOKE AND FEMINIST AND AMAZING.
I want to slap you in the head with all the "feminist books" you have read, you are as useless as a modern liberal leftist reading Karl Marx. Books are for nothing if you don't naturally have good reasoning skills.
And you are literally accusing me of something I have not said or implied. You're acting as if I'm shaming women that are getting raped and saying it is their fault.
Saying that dressing provocatively will increase the chances of you getting objectified is just like saying dropping acid will increase the chances of you developing psychosis, it is not a certainty, but an increase in the possiblity.
No. 900777
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I hate whenever other dummies post their relationship problems or casual shit in the vent thread, get the hell out and post in the correct thread. There’s an unpopular opinions thread, there’s a nasty food thread, there’s a relationship advice in /g/, most of that shit isn’t even venting it’s literally just waiting for the inevitable validation and empty replies. I want the thread to mope and be a doomer bitch back, I don’t want any to see any of this lukewarm bullshit, all of the scrote-posting, all of the incessant debates about the same shit over and over again (radfems go to ovarit or go derail in the MtF thread and then get banned so we never have to see your millionth sperging about male gaze yes we know, get some variety please most people here don’t disagree with but you’re the disease slowly killing any fun), the deliberate self-posting that hasn’t been banned (no one wants to see your hideous brown mole or again nasty heart-stopping food), schizos that keeps spamming news links in the celebricows thread like an actual embarrassing retard; these people should be straight up banned for posting any of this junk. Get angry at this and then ignore it because you don’t like what you’re reading. I doubt even half of you can even read and wouldn’t be surprised if most of you are illiterate. It’s the same shit everyday, I would not be surprised if this website completely shut down at the end of year. No matter how much you sage, how much you hide, the toxic combination of female autism and gossiping will make you explode. Tl;dr I hate the current userbase
No. 900799
I can't help but keep imagining how sad and lonely and empty this girl's life is. She doesn't even have anyone to take photos of her. She appears to have no real friends, only low-tier orbiters and other e-thots who keep her at a cordial arm's length. She admits she has no other ideas to make money and no potential or talent in life. I just imagine her carefully taking the time to apply makeup with her mediocre skills and getting into cosplay or cheap jfashion, putting an AliExpress wig on her head, glancing at reference photos of Belle Delphine pulled up on her phone so she can be sure that she gets it just right. Propping her iphone/camera up on some object and setting it on timer mode before rushing to her chosen spot before the shutter goes off. All alone, nobody around, walking back and forth behind her camera and in front of it. Taking photos of herself, lips pursed and eyes wide in an attempt to look cute, her body contorted in uncomfortable and unnatural poses, hundreds of shots she can go through later so she can find some passable ones to edit. The silence that permeates her bedroom as she sits in the dark, lit up by her computer screen, scrolling through various filters, trying to make herself look more the way she imagines she should. Refreshing her social media feeds over and over, hoping her posts will eventually reach triple digits. Every now and then, something in the back of her head whispers to her and says something is wrong, that she's deeply unhappy, but she pushes it away, because acknowledging it and accepting how empty her life is would be too much to bear emotionally.
It's just so fucking grim. My heart squeezes when I think about it. Not in sympathy, but pity and despair. I am very grateful that my life is not like hers.
No. 902649
I will never commit HRT and I thoroughly loathe how hormonally and mentally unstable men are (despite being only 49% of the population yadda yadda and you know the rest) so I wouldn't want to bear that burden. Being a man would suck in its own way, sure, but only if I'd want to be a responsible person or some type of a wagecuck. Nowadays though, it's becoming even less and less necessary.
But anyway if I was a guy, first of all, I'd reach my fitness goals with much more ease and I'd have more potential for building strength. If I was ugly people would just shrug it off and expect me to do better in other areas, which I already do and have done all my life. If I refused to get a wife I'd be billed as a based quirky autistic intellectual hermit that pukes at the thought of having to hug a woman. I could be invisible finally and do my own shit without being evaluated whether I'm hot enough to justify my interests. I could throw a get together with my best dudes in the woods where we only listen to black metal, set furniture on fire and drink booze. We'd beat each other with wooden sticks for fun and sperg about our PC rigs. Or hell, I could go serious with the sticks thing and start larping a samurai, take some kendo or iaido classes and receive/deal a weekly beating with a genuine wooden sword. I could then just do a U-turn and become a flamboyant gay fashion icon without an ounce of skill or understanding on how to design for women. The only downside to that would be the butt stuff which is gross, but idk maybe I'd be an uwu asexual ambiguous homo with anxiety and a zero tolerance for meanies who dare question it. I'd get a say on women's rights too and endless seas of dumbasses would take anything I said on the matter seriously. I'd get praise and money for my autistic shit as long as I had a dick and some shock value to provide. I'd post my physique to instantly win debates online. Basically I'd get to do interesting stuff with minimal to no repercussions. I'd do all this random access crap and more without ever once resorting into sexually assaulting a woman. If I felt the urge I'd probably just take some meds for it, take a cold shower, read about stoicism or daoism or some shit and keep doing what I do best. Being a funny haha retard with a dick. I'd wear a suit.
No. 906036
TW:Rape
I am 16, half Hispanic, and have autism, I have come to the conclusion that 99% of women are feminists and secretly want me to get anally raped.
They don’t care if autistic teenagers got raped anally, they want us to get hurt and for blood to come out of our buttholes from anal rape.
They want us to suffer like this, they don’t care if we scream from anal rape, one day they are going to get a homosexual feminist to rape me anally.
They are sick in the head, it’s disgusting.
If you are a feminist, then you wish for brutal and bloody anal rape upon young autistic teenagers who are men.
End of the rant, this is how I feel, feminists are preventing me from doing anything and want me to get hurt from anal rape.
No. 906902
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i love dressing like a cockroach crackhead. short-sleeves men’s button ups with white undershirts. retarded ill-fitting jeans. shoes with holes in them because i can’t afford new ones, with bright yellow minion socks peaking out. or hot pink teddy bear socks that stretch to my knees, those are best with knee-length dad shorts. and retarded earrings. when i get some money I’ll buy a pair of those oppressive chunky white sneakers. they’re so fucking ugly, they make me want to gag whenever i see them. I love them. but there’s nothing more horrifying than black chunky platform sneakers. they’re so fucking ugly, just imagine seeing them in a normal setting. my eyes would twitch, violent visual assault. i believe i will reach my full potential when i wear these, i will just stomp everywhere i go. stomp stomp stomp
No. 908800
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I feel bad for listing after a teacher the same height as me. Not ashamed, just disappointed in myself. Yes, he does sound like Roger Craig Smith, renowned voice actor of Sonic The Hedgehog fame, but this doesn’t trump the fact that the bastard is 5’4”. As much as I’d love to have him breathe chili-dog scented breath on my labia down to my anus and fill me with his Aryan seed. I just cannot. I shall not. His scrotum will remain in the prison of his jeans until he grows a foot.
No. 909352
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I love capybaras. Capybaras are my only reason to be alive. I fucking love so fucking much fucking capybaras. I want to have a capybara as a pet. I don't want to fuck a capybara. Or maybe yes. I don't know. The only thing i know is that i love capybaras. Capybaras. Look at those little eyes, soft hair and cute nose. They're too perfect. If i can't get a capybara as my pet i'll kill myself. I can't live without one. I'm already dying because i don't have one of these adorable criatures in my house. I want them. I want to adopt every fucking capybara of this planet. I'll give them names and surnames. I'll be their mother and father. I'll make an empire of capybaras. Now, fear them. The capybaras are coming for you. They're everywhere. I'm their leader. This isn't even a joke. A capybara has the power to ruin you life. I don't need food or water. I need a capybara. That's enough, at least for me. I don't give a fuck about other animals. Having a dog or a cat in your house. Imagine that shit. So fucking stupid. Only capybaras will save this universe. Fear. Pain. Loss. They control it. You don't need a family of humans when you have a capybara at your side. They're my family. Fuck every one of them. You need a capybara and you know it. Punch your uncle and get a capybara. You'll thank me later. They have powers. You all motherfuckers. Pieces of shit. Fuckers. Pray for a capybara today. They're coming again. I'm so angry. Adopt a fucking capybara in this moment or i'll kill you. We live in a simulation, and the programmers are capybaras. Pray. Please. Respect. The new order. Capybaras.
No. 910143
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>>910096kek my local wikipedia has pic related on L's page. Super uncanny valley imho.
You can tell how he'd look IRL because there are Japanese live action movies. OP may have a point, but it isn't as bad as she says it would be.
No. 910529
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>>621465I didn't say you were losers. That was only directed at that one anon who was really annoying.
Okay well you have to feel comfortable and confident in your body and female sexuality and be able to embrace the things that really turn you on sexually and imagine those things, holding onto those images as you masturbate. You'll also have to find the g-spot and hit up against it with your dildo, preferably one that is rock hard and firm, as well as thick with good length that you're happy with.
First empty your bladder from all urine, expel and empty if everything; Gas or defecate if you need to.
Now you should masturbate by rubbing your clitoris while thinking about the things that turn you on wildly. Relax and close your eyes as you imagine these things, your fantasy is happening right now as you stimulate your clit, rubbing it until your vagina gets wet. Rub your breasts and squeeze them as you rub your clit too if you like. Now you can take your dildo and introduce it to your vagina. Use this to stimulate and massage the Skenes/Paraurethral glands within the G-spot. Stimulating the G-spot may cause you to begin to feel the need to urinate. Don't fight this urge if you want to ejaculate. Let it continue to build as you relax, taking deep breaths and allowing the sexual excitement and feeling of needing to urinate to build. Remember, you have emptied your bladder so that ejaculate is what will be coming out, not urine.
Start with slow strokes at first and get increasingly faster. Hold those images in your head of your wildest sexual fantasies, be comfortable with your body and these images in your mind. To hit the g-spot you will have to position the dildo at an angle, it should be tilted upwards in your vagina and you should be hitting the vaginal wall at that angle.
Go faster and faster with the dildo, let go, lose yourself, lose control. You should be stimulating your clitoris during this whole time too, rubbing it harder and faster. As you feel your orgasm building, go with it. You will want to stay relaxed and allow your body to take you over the edge. When you are at the height of your orgasm, relax your bladder and bear down and push hard, as if you were moving a bowel movement with force, or giving birth to a child. Usually, this is when the gush of fluid will pass out of you. The fluid passing through your urethra will initially feel exactly like it does when you start to pee. The reflex to stop peeing will immediately stop the ejaculation, so it is important to relax and allow the fluid to pass through.
Also, you can manifest things with powerful orgasms. Just think of things or something you really want in your life just before you're about to orgasm and hold onto those images until you've finally achieved orgasm and released. You must think of them in detail like you already have it, you're already living it. Can be money, success, love interest etc. whatever.
No. 911513
Lmao bitch you're in a relationship until you're dumped and get nexted. Did he even marry you, did you even secure and lockdown that scrote? Every pickme's destiny is to be un-picked. You're just a novelty to the scrote because that's all men see women as and as soon as the next interesting girl comes along he'll drop you. Men don't love, they don't have the capacity okay? They are incapable of unconditional love and deep meaningful attachment. What are you going to do when you're nexted? Cry, whinge and beg him to come back? Lmao and where will that leave you then?
And where does this fucking retarded notion come from that a woman needs to involve herself with a scrote and tolerate his BS in a relationship/ marriage to have her own family?? Bitch, sperm banks exist. A strong woman can work hard, climb the ladder in her career or be her own boss and create and establish her own business and earn more and more money then she can provide herself with everything she wants and needs, including a family if she so chooses. A woman can cut out the middle man, cut out scrotes and divest in men and invest in herself and her future and go straight to the sperm bank and choose the best, high quality genetics (no mental illness, no defective scrotoid autism, no male babies etc.) and produce her own family without the need or pressure to be directly involved with abusive disgusting scrotes. I read they can even make human sperm from bone marrow. Men are truly expendable and worthless.
Men are so fucking useless they can't even make women orgasm with their dicks. Imagine having a bio dick and being an adult male and still not knowing how to use it and make a woman orgasm and instead focus selfishly on your own WEAK male orgasm? That's pathetic considering mens' dicks were made for womens' pleasure and women have much stronger, powerful orgasms. At least a woman fucking herself with a good hard thick 7" silicone dildo is guaranteed to cum hard.
Men? Waste of time. Also, a woman can gift herself and buy her own flowers. Lmao imagine even thinking that's a major pro for the argument FOR relationships with scrotes. A lot of scrotes don't even get the woman flowers and if they do, they're usually cheap asf.
This fucking bitch is retarded, get her out the fuck out of here. Her brain has been fucked out of her skull from sucking dick so much n she should know to get that dick out of her mouth before she comes and talks to lolcow.
No. 911833
I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE LOCKDOWN! … But I'm lost for words to explain why.
I feel completely betrayed by everyone I know on this issue (not to mention, deliberately marginalised by state sponsored media (or media sponsored state) (OR BOTH! I DON'T CARE I CAN'T KEEP LOOKING AT THE FUCKING TELEVISION, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, FACTUALLY, OBJECTIVELY, WITHOUT BIAS, IT IS ALL FUCKING PROPAGANDA - CAN SOMEONE AT LEAST ADMIT THAT?).
I'm not a fucking conspiracy theorist! I don't have any illusion that the vaccine is going to kill me, or implant 5G receptors in my head, or that it won't boost my immunity. It is not that! It is not that!
Why can't I go outside? Tell me why. Why the fuck can't I? "Oh anon, it is a collective effort, there are people more vulnerable than you". YES! There are! And they should EVERY RIGHT to stay at home, for as long as they want. I would never dare intrude on someone who is concerned for their health in this regard (although, most of these people seem to have no problem forcing other people to import an untested substance into their veins for their own benefit).
But why is the answer for the government to enforce its authority on every day citizens? Why is that the answer? Whatever power is being exerted by the government should be on: landlords, companies (if you can fucking tell me I HAVE to stay home, you can tell companies they HAVE to permit people to work from home if they choose to), banks, services. There is so much energy being spent on forcing people to comply, how about you FORCE THE SYSTEM TO ACCOMODATE FOR PEOPLE WHO VOLUNTEER FOR LOCKDOWN, and allow for people like myself (however fucking stupid you want to say that I am), to continue living their lives. The amount of people who are out of work is astounding. I am not anymore, but I was. I had a job at a really high intensity Sales company. The company wanted to stay open, all its employees wanted to continue going to work. Not a single member of that company wanted to stay home or stop. But everyone had to. Why? We were all willing to accept the risk.
Now I'm in lockdown and I will be in lockdown for next 6 months probably. I am literally a prisoner in my own home and I don't give a fuck how you justify it. I don't want it. People are protesting and people act like they're retarded. It is nothing retarded. There are vaccines active in the community now, people are willingly getting them. AND DO YOU FUCKING KNOW!!
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW. Every time a lockdown gets lifted EVERYONE!!! EVERYONE GOES BACK OUTSIDE! No one actually gives a fuck. No one ever fucking follows through with this sentiment. They act like they're informed or they're in the right or they know what they're talking about but the literal fucking SECOND a voice of authority declares it "safe" they just fucking get the fuck back outside, out and about, masks off - OH WELL THE MAN ON THE TV SAID IT WAS FINE SO YUP! OH NO IT'S BACK AGAIN, WELL, BACK INSIDE AGAIN, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
OR! FUCKING! FUCK! OR IMAGINE THIS! THEY FUCKING TELL YOU ITS BACK ON THE TELEVISION AND THE GOVERNMENT IS SLOW TO LOCKDOWN THE CITY, so what does everyone do? THEY ALL KEEP FUCKING GOING OUTSIDE UNTIL THEY'RE TOLD THEY CAN'T!! DOESNT THAT MAKE THINGS OBVIOUS TO YOU? DOESN'T THAT OBVIOUSLY MEAN THAT DEEP DOWN THESE CUNTS DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK AND ARE JUST GOING TO DO WHAT THEY'RE TOLD?
This became a non-sensical rant but fuck it. There is so much dissonant shit I am observing throughout this whole thing. All I have left if this stupid "vaccine hesitancy" that people are treating like an issue, and that's the last bit of freedom I feel like I have in this matter and people are treating me like I'm stupid. They promise life can return back to normal once we reach 70% vaccinated in the community, but what happens when we reach that number and I'm vaccinated and it turns out, oh actually, no, the risk is too great, we run this country like a fucking neutered public service office and the only acceptable degree of risk is 0% this is all for your own good. And I've thrown away what feels like my only bargaining chip. Fuck you. Until I can guarantee it's actually going to give me something in return, I'm not getting this vaccine.
No. 913961
I think everything is dying, society is dying and you might argue that it was just as bad in the past but I will vehemently disagree. There were problems in the past, but the problems of the past are here in the present too and actually amplified. We are losing moral value at an alarming rate, we are losing artistry, beauty, authenticity and everything is replaced with plastic and lies. I hate modernity. All my favorite artists are older. I just think creativity and authenticity is dead amongst modern artists. Everything is porn and plastic just porn and plastic, everyone and everything just looks the same. Even the stereotype of the, unique, liberal out of the box artist is dead. Now it has been replaced with identical looking alt fashioned kids. At least, in the past true artists had to fight and suffer for the right to express themselves. Now everyone can be anything they want without truly being that. You can be a woman if you want to, you can be an artist, you can be anything. You can buy anything. Feminity can be bought. I'm tired. I want to die but I don't. I just want to speak out this incomprehensible train of thought to someone that can magically de and understand it.
No. 919320
trans women are biologically superior to cis women in every way possible, and they should be treated as such
all trans women biologically have super strength and super speed that a cis woman could never hope to have, and that's why they should be compete against the cis men in sports instead. every trans woman, from the second they start transition, is as fast as Usain Bolt, as tall as Andre Roussimoff, and strong enough to punch a hole in solid concrete. as well as these feats, estrogen supplements give trans women literal invulnerability, as well as making them immune to aging and death in general. they should be put with cis men in sports, because cis men can harness the power of a dying star to shoot rape lasers out of their eyeballs, which puts them on the same level as trans women.
No. 924103
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I don't even smile back at male toddlers. Love leaving them hanging with their stupid little toothless grins. What absolute fools. Imagine being nice to future coomers.
No. 929679
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When I was a kid, every day after school I would take the bus to my Grandma's apartment. She would watch me until my parents got off of work. But on days when Grandma had a hair appointment or bridge club, she would send me to her upstairs neighbor's apartment, some man I guess she knew. He wore turtlenecks and was really weird. Every time I went me to this guy's apartment, he would tell me that it was my birthday, give me a Birthday Bread, and sing Happy Birthday to me. Every time it went the exact same way. My Grandma would send me upstairs, I would knock on his door, he would answer it, see me and say "Oh! There's the Birthday Boy!" and tell me to go inside. He'd say "Go sit at the table and I'll get you your Birthday treat". He even had a little thing he would sing to himself when he was making the Birthday Bread, "Take a piece of bread, spread the yogurt on, you got yourself a Birthday Bread!" Then he'd bring me a piece of plain white bread with strawberry yogurt on it and a single candle in the middle. Then he'd light the candle and sing me Happy Birthday, and wait for me to eat the Birthday Bread. After I ate the Birthday Bread, he would let me go watch TV until my Grandma came and got me. Obviously, the first time Grandma sent me to this random guy's apartment and he told me it was my birthday and gave me a Birthday Bread, I was weirded out and pretty scared. So I told my Grandma what happened and said that I didn't want to go back, but she just said "He's fine", and never said anything else about it. But any time she had something to do and couldn't watch me for a while, she would send me upstairs and I would get a Birthday Bread. I never told my parents because I didn't think they would believe me. Now seeing this story written out it looks just as stupid and crazy as it did back then. Why did my Grandma send me to this guy to watch me? Who was he? Why did he always think it was my birthday? Has anyone else ever had a Birthday Bread?
No. 932338
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/TAKE ME SRS!
PLEASE NOTE THE NAME SAMANTHAPRATER IS FAKE. ONLY MY FIRST NAME SHOWS, EVERYONE ELSE'S NAME IS COVERED TO FOLLOW THE RULES.
Dear LOLCow. The story they spun you is FALSE, this is the TRUE information. I have NO way to reach troll's that they have gathered, other than using this site to get attention.
This is long. I know I'll receive complaints, but I want to tell MY side of the story here. MY first name shows, as to give proof that this actually belongs to me, and my family. OTHER names have been removed for privacy's sake.
some actual context on the "LOL funny" thread.
This is long.
A while back, there was a thread I appeared on, I seemed like I was a loser, a freak, etc. that I was overweight, and not doing great. This is the result of people not giving proper context, etc, and not willingly showing the other half. People assumed I had lost my mind, due to posters that willingly made fun of me online.
I KNOW this site is made for trolls, however, I have never been on this site. I also do not have two accounts, nor am I pigeonkicker. (If you ping the two IPs that come up, they both are in different states.)
I ask before you TROLL me again, to take this VERY seriously, and understand that I know this site is made for trolls, but I am here to stand up for myself. I know this post is long, but I want it made very clear that I do NOT have DID, I have NEVER been diagnosed Sociopathic, NOR am I in denial of this factor. I can READ my medical charts, etc, just fine.
The people reporting this has been GIVEN my Medical information and refuse to believe anyone else. They call the information fake, without realizing that it is not easy to make the old paper look old, nor do I have the tools. They don't see reality at all and are using my Schizo information to spin a false story, that works in their favor.
I would have to legit force the papers that I sent, to look old, which people don't realize is not an easy task to do. the burns would all look like new burns.Folds, would have to look like new folds, and this clearly doesn't.
Also, why would I take the time to create fake papers when this information is sealed and these are my only copies?
I have even been falsely reported as a P* to state police, which of course has been false. I have been falsely accused of hacking his defense account when I am not a veteran and I don't even know how veterans get paid. NOR did I snoop through his information, as the man was always at his computer and I at mine nearly unless I had something to do that day. I even have a phone call recording of him accusing me of this very thing.
The person who reported this hasn't even gone on but a few trips to the doctor with me, and I only lived with them at most a year. They have even scared off staff, that had been helping me gain a sense of NORMAL LIFE, that have fled the scene in fear of them, due to their temper.
I live in a completely different state even, and the people reporting on my health, are falsely reporting, as they have been GIVEN the correct information, but want to make me look like I'm a bad person.
They treat me like I'm insane without knowing or understanding the full diagnoses, to begin with. I was diagnosed with Schizo-Affective Disorder, a Disorder associated with Schizophrenia. What they don't tell you, is that my EX-Mother in question, ALSO has mental illnesses, along with her man ( Who is a retired army veteran. I have no problem with retired army veterans.). I want it made clear. that YES while I have hallucinations or psychotic episodes, I am NOT always mentally unstable, I am HEAVILY medicated for this, which is why I'm able to give context. The Media portrays this disorder VERY wrongly and as a person who actually has it, I can confirm that we are NOT always hallucinating. YES we ARE responsible for our own actions, but I have doctors' notes, etc that PROVE for a time, my mind was not there.
What the original post doesn't inform you, is that I have been trying to live on my own ( Successfully for the past years, mind you) for most of my life. That my -ex-mother claims I was a brat, etc, without realizing the reasons behind it. No one let me tell my side of the story, so all trolls think I am is a liar, when I actually have a court case proving the story I tell, true. ( Which is attached and personal information is covered.)
for years, they have spun the "She' was bratty, lazy, didn't clean ."Story without realizing that I had severe depression. They actually aren't telling people the truth.I wanted OUT, and I had tried leaving several times, with them assuming I couldn't live on my own, which is not the case. They have consistently used my health as a factor to get what they want and make people feel sorry for them, making me seem like I'm the bad person when in reality, it's another story entirely.
to answer some questions, yes, I read the rules, I am over eighteen. I covered all of the personal information on the proof given.
I roleplay. that doesn't mean I have multi personalities running around in my head. They are just CHARACTERS, which people don't realize that I know are FAKE.
Roleplaying is something I do to cope with the trauma in my life, it helps me escape. that doesn't mean I have seven or more people running around in my brain, or voices telling me what to do. A few months ago, my mind mentally broke because my So-called family doesn't get the hint to leave me alone, and let me live my own life peacefully, I am NOT helpless, and people have treated me this way most of my life.
Some people were actually trying to report ( FALSELY) that I have DID otherwise known as Alters. The issue with me is that I had SO many people going after me, it seemed like I split my personality, which is not the case. I was under SO much stress, and more that it seemed like my personality was splitting in two.
SOMEONE FALSELY REPORTED THAT I WAS DIAGNOSED SOCIOPATHIC WHEN I CAN ACTUALLY CONFIRM THIS PERSON HAS NEVER SEEN MY PAPERWORK, and when they do, they deem it fake. WHEN THEY DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHTS TO IT! ( I am my own guardian. )
I DON'T EVEN TAKE SOCIOPATHIC PILLS.
THIS INFORMATION IS FALSE.
I DO NOT HAVE DID.
WHAT I HAVE ARE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE WHO KEEP TREATING ME LIKE I'M AN IDIOT AND I DON'T MATTER, AND I'M OVERWEIGHT WHEN I'M ACTUALLY NOT.
I HAVE PEOPLE BEING ABSOLUTE MORONS AND CHOOSING TO MAKE FUN OF ME WHEN THEY DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH IT HURTS, YET THEY COMPLAIN WHEN I MAKE FUN OF THEM, RIGHT BACK AND CALL ME A BULLY.
YOU CALL ME FAT AND SHAME ME AND YOU DON'T REALIZE JUST HOW MUCH A BULLY YOU GUYS ARE.
HYPOCRITICAL MUCH?
This thread got way out of hand to the point I have people thinking that I am with a disorder or two that I don't actually have.
I DO get that you are making fun of me. but what's worse is that you are allowing OTHERS to torment someone who was clearly having an issue at the time.
No, I am NOT diagnosed Sociopathic like previously reported. I lived with the person in question for a few months, to a year at most. And they were NOT allowed in my doctor's office meets except for a few times. ( AS I AM A WOMAN AND HE IS A MAN. I ALSO WAS OVER THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN AND DID NOT NEED MY PARENTAL UNIT THERE.)
These people have been consistently hounding me, calling me names, and they wonder when I finally got sick of it, why I'm doing what I'm doing. They called me Fat, they called me mean things and an idiot. I stood up for myself, and they don't like that I moved far away as possible, so they can't control me anymore.
this is an abusive situation that leaked online because they wanted attention. half of their accusations don't even have proof. so I'm telling my story.
I became a troll to prove a point. ( Which I know is wrong, but I got sick of it.)
if you don't like being made fun of by me, why would you do it back to me? WHY did you call me FAT TO BEGIN WITH WHEN YOU KNOW I ENJOY EATING?
why call me names, like Fat, etc, when you yourself aren't the best looker either?
If you don't like being bullied, WHY DID YOU DO IT TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT ME ON YOUTUBE.
You have NO right to complain, and you have MISTREATED ME from the start, which is what these trolls on LOLcow haven't seen.
Most of the people involved have even SHOWN that they are willing to treat me like crap. YES I AM AWARE I AM COMING OFF AS A WHINEY BRAT, BUT I AM MAKING A POINT HERE. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE BEING BULLIED, WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? TO THE POINT THAT WHEN I STAND MY GROUND, YOU DON'T LIKE BEING BULLIED BACK, NOW DO YOU?
I am asking a VERY serious question. I KNOW this site is meant for trolls.
I'm asking this be taken seriously.
WHY.
WHEN I MADE FUN OF YOU, WOULD YOU GO AND MAKE FUN OF ME IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHEN YOU CLEARLY DO NOT LIKE IT? These trolls don't know that they made fun of me first, and put me on different websites calling me fat, and humiliating me.THIS is my way of doing JUSTICE SERVED.
WHY CALL ME NAMES LIKE FAT ASS, ETC, WHEN I CLEARLY ENJOY EATING? AND IT COULD CAUSE MENTAL DAMAGE!?
WHY ARE YOU BEING IDIOTS ABOUT THIS WITHOUT REALIZING THE ISSUE OF BULLYING IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
someone was acting like a troll with two mm's in the name Samanthaprater, which is actually not me. Attached is a COPY of the court case filed against my Mother, who has spun a FALSE narrative for YEARS.
ALL These people care about doing is pulling the Sympathy card, and making people look like they actually are fearful of me, when it is me fearful of them. If you got spun this story, you were told a full lie.
The people in question do not even live in the same state, the only way of communication they receive is from Online or phone calls. I moved as far away as possible to get AWAY from them, so I could gain independence.
To make a long story short,
The Story that my Ex-Mother has spun, is actually a full-on LIE, and MANY of you know her but have not met me directly. I am a full grown adult that they consistently treated as though I was a child still, and don't understand that I want left alone.
I am bringing this up again, hopefully, so that mods, etc, can see the story they spun on this website, is false, and they are only after false sympathy.
I feel bad for those who are their friends, because they believe false lies.
this paper, hopefully, can shun some light on a false tale that people have been given of my name.
most people know me as SamanthaPrater online, and some know me as other names.
I'm here to CLEAR my name, and actually get the right people into introuble.
sorry this is so long,but I want this out.
thanks!
No. 937318
The stinkin, filthy, retarded looking, stupid mutant mutts you like carry many diseases transmissible to humans. Dogs are a major reservoir for zoonotic infections. They transmit several viral and bacterial diseases to humans. Rabies, Leptospirosis, Brucellosis, Giardiasis, Echinococcosis, Ehrlichiosis, Blastomycosis, Pulicosis just to name a few. Don't forget about the roundworm, ringworm, mange and tapeworm they carry. Cope and seethe harder you stupid mutt loving retarded cunt. I would love to smash that stinkin' mutt of yours into a bloody mush of retarded mutt meat with a sledgehammer right in front of your face. I want to curbstomp your stupid fucking mutt and after i'm done with that, round up a bunch of other mutts and curbstomp them right in front of you one by one. Fuck you and fuck your stinkin' disease carrying, shit eating, piss drinking, baby eating, child killing, retarded mutant mutts. Stinkin' stupid mutts, they smell of piss, shit, jism, like rotten curdled foreskin, like hot onions fucked a farmyard shit-house.
Mutt lovers are always irresponsible owners and their mutts run out and attack people, kill people and kill children. It's sickening how much harm these stinkin' mutts and these fucking idiot, deranged mutt lovers cause. Only stupid people like dogs. Stupid narcissists love these mutated beasts especially. Mutts are like sacred cows for narcissists and these deranged people consider a mutt having more value than a human because it's easy for the narcissist to get narcissitic supply from a mutt. It will always be dependent on the narcissist for food so the idiot with narcissistic personality disorder feels validated, powerful and in control.
I mean how the fuck could anyone decent with an intelligence level above 50, find a sloberring, shit eating, piss drinking, smelly dumb mutant beast as retarded as the mutt, how could they find that appealing? Only retards themselves. Like attracts like. And just know, your mutt isn't loyal to you. They just care about one thing and that's food. They are food obsessed eaters on four legs and their brains are wired to be food obsessed. They'll gorge on anything and consume everything. Garbage disposal on four legs will even eat your shit. Mutts aren't even real animals you dog nut mutt lovers they aren't even closely related to wolves or foxes. They're closely related to seals. A spliced fucking fucked up mutant creature. They are a slobbering mouth on four legs, a weapon made to kill babies, children and people. They should have never existed.
Cats will even look at mutts and judge them like the mutt is retarded which it is.
No. 938263
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I'm conventionally attractive and I'm embarrassed about my ugly friend. AITA?
She's so unique and smart and funny which is why I love her, but she has antisocial tendencies and is elitist about many things. This is all made worse by the fact that she's unattractive and now copes with it by self-identifying as a "hot girl". She constantly makes fun of random ugly men who are basically her looksmatch and treats them as though they are far beneath her. When we get dressed up and go out, I get second hand cringe because she does not have graceful hot girl energy at all and behaves awkwardly while looking like a $5 whore.
idk I just wish I had more hot
friends to stand proudly next to but due to my profession (game design) most of my friends don't like going out or taking care of themselves. I appreciate that she's trying but I'm growing tired of supporting her and pretending she's cute when I'm honestly embarrassed to be seen with her from how she acts and looks.
On the bright side it's better to be the hot friend than the ugly one so maybe I should just be thankful.
No. 939053
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Gimme entertainment dammit
When you post, think about me. Before you post, ask yourself 'would she find this entertaining/engaging?'
In every fucking thread. No thread is an excuse for you to present me with a reddit/twitter/whatever clone.
I strived hard to keep you amused over the years. Please don't throw back at me this shit.
Please show me wit, please spare me of the parroting.
No. 939836
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Seethe more eurofag, y’all eurofags are seriously dumb, ignorant and rude as pigshit, y’all are a bunch of goat-eating, mars bar frying, child public baths having, knife ban enacting, incestual bunches, y’all can sincerely go and chomp on your beef testicles bolognese bologna sandwich whatever the fuck Y’ALL eat and Y’ALL can seriously go on all fours and eat the damn grass like you lame hippie socialist vegan atheistic immoral scandinavians! YA’LL YALL YALL YALL YALL YALL
No. 942821
Since you all appreciate the updates, here are some.
Admin has found a replacement who is some ana-chan troon looking self harmer in another country to take over the boards, if the person necks themselves before the handover, she has a backup who’s probably one of her LGBTQIAHAJIEIUXISIWIUSHWJQMAOAOIZJ+ friends.
Admin is extremely paranoid, drowning in exam stress, but fails to comment on her dox because she is aware of the Streisand affect and knows better then to make it worse, unlike some people.
The daily visitor total to this site is less than 200 unique visitors, with less than 100 regularly active users although these figures are often distorted on centralised site traffic websites due to the fact that those websites count clicking on different boards as unique clicks.
The majority of “doxxed” users who were on the discord channel, were actually some of the site’s most frequent users, which makes sense because, why join a chat for a site you aren’t active on, right?
Matrix is still a mess, it’s flimsily hosted on a single Cloudflare IP, and seems to have an affiliation to a company known as Digicert. If the server was attacked, it would only take a low grade skid to buy an online DDOS tool to rape the server of its infrastructure and cause glitches leading to booting out users automatically, for example.
This site isn’t hosted with Cloudflare, it’s with Abelohost. Cloudflare provide the DDOS protection though, and Namecheap helped with domain related thingies.
Abelohost are rumoured to be shutting down soon because no one uses them but this site and various other cesspits, and Cloudflare seem to be tightening up their policies following the recent Anon-ib & ugotposted drama. (Two similar sites to this one, that got closed down by Dutch authorities). The US government is considering revoking section230.
Running this site costs an average of $5,000 a year, and each time it gets DDOSed, it costs money. Even with an attempted DDOS that caused no problems, Cloudflare charge around $30 just for mitigating it.
This site is non functional, 2/5 of the servers that host it are broken, hence leading to the error messages you all get when you attempt to go to different boards of the site. Although, refreshing your browser usually fixes this.
The cp & gore spams are not being done by a real person, they are being done by a bot, this has happened to many other images boards, i.e. 4chan, 8chan, etc…
Blaming and trying to find the person or people who set up the bot is a futile and redundant endeavour considering it could be anyone on the internet, as well as the fact that seething about it, won’t actually stop it from happening.
Now, onto the tea.
There’s inner drama with the admin vs farmhands because she keeps pissing off the moderation team by censoring them, and getting angry when they won’t be her personal army.
Recently, on the matrix server, admin accuses random users “AnonPariah” and “Goldfarmer” of being Elaine, one of these users proceeds to send facial verification to the admin to prove otherwise, and nothing was said after that, and an apology to the wrongly accused users was absent.
The site has been neglected, with little done about the various rule breaking in multiple threads, a-logging, race baiting, revenge porn and defamation, blah blah blah.
The refusal to let go of this site and allow the userbase to move onto greener pastures has lead to this site slowly becoming more and more of a shithole. It’s a slow and excruciatingly embarrassing death, I doubt a new admin can fix this garbage as it would not only cost thousands of dollars, but more time than any non-NEET has, and at least a degree in programming, but I suppose if I had hosted a site for 2/3 years, I’d be nostalgic and sad to let it go too. Props to admin for the tenacity. I’d neck myself if I ran this place.
No. 943091
I came from 4chan to laugh at you. Women can’t be based. After reading the autism above & in the technical issue thread, holy fuck. Firstly, how is the site owner every minority ever? Gay, Muslim & mentally retarded, not to mention, a woman. This is a direct cause of a lack of redpilling, and being rejected by men.
Give women a website and all they can do is reeeeee at each other, look worse than the girls they post about and somehow think that feminism can be based.
You’re just SJWs who don’t like men KEK
By the way, big cringe at ‘SCrOte’ and ‘NoNniE’
This whole site is literally a kike and a sandnigger arguing indirectly over an image board. What is this shit?
Y’all need some dick. That’s all that can save you now. Kill yourselves faggots, and no, I’m not from /r9k/, I’m from /pol/.
No. 943103
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>>943091where was this posted? holy shit
No. 948620
There’s nothing out there specifically for asexuals. This is a problem overall in all media and literature, but usually we can find something slightly relatable. Gays, trans, and feminists are getting their shine in media, but asexuals are not acknowledged. But not with visual novels. Maybe because they originate from Japan and they like their media to be very booby? IDK moving on. I’ve found a few that don’t have sex scenes or almost sex scenes, but even then they have something that would make asexuals uncomfortable. I’d someday like to make a visual novel that revolves around an asexual protagonist or at least a romance they can feel comfortable with.
The cast is never diverse. If it’s a novel made strictly in mind japanese or korean people (like Mystic Messenger) I understand. But shouldn’t they make a non white character sprite when they start to commercial market it for the US? It’d be so easy to color in a character brown. So easy! I mean, I am white, but I would like seeing a colored character. And I’d be up for romancing that character. They only vn I can think of that has a person of color is Oxenfree, and it’s american made. And it’s not a true visual novel. But kudos to the indie app visual novel The Arcana! There’s the queen Nadia, who has a lovely coffee colored skin tone. And there’s Asra, he is a yellow tinted tan and bonus, he’s gender queer. In my dream visual novel there will be colored people.
I’ve found that there’s two typical personality types of MC’s if it’s an otome game. The “Okay…giggle” type. They usually start of shy, and it’s that ‘nobody girl suddenly finds boys swarming over her’. And they are up for anything, will let you do what ever, kinda careless and helpless. Like the old disney princesses. The type of girl that in real life you could abuse if you wanted to. Then there’s the “Get your hands off of me you perve/baka!” type. Where they are an pathetic stereotype of a feminist. Good for you MC for being cautious and tough, but you refuse to have any fun and you might be hurting some of the boys’ feelings.
No. 949572
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Most farmers are like the cows posted here or worse. Fake mental illness, critical of others while they want special treatment and get triggered over anything they dislike.I'm glad I never got involved with anyone from here but happy I found my boyfriend from a post and thought he was a girl for a couple of weeks before we started dating. He doesn't watch porn either.
No. 951180
I'm not attracted to butches. Usually they come across as tryhard and cringey, and their attempts at dressing masculinely usually aren't even stylish men's clothes. Plus the ones whose masculinity seems natural instead of over the top can often be repulsive in other ways, like those fat, poorly dressed bull-dykes you see. However, the butch in this picture is a lot more attractive than jenner. Not my type (again with the poor dress sense), but her face is alright. She has clear skin, nice eyes, her nose is decent, not a fan of the hair but it suits her. Even with all the plastic surgery and makeup, Kylie Jenner still looks average to me. Her face is wide/blocky, she looks swollen all of the time, she has dead fish eyes, ridiculous overfilled lips, and in addition, is honestly quite bland. Trying to look sexy in every pic when she doesn't naturally have sex appeal doesn't help her, she just comes across as a 14 yr old trying to be sexy. She looks like an average girl with makeup on, and that's after spending millions on plastic surgery, dermatologists, expensive makeup, etc. There was a sweet spot when she'd only started getting the surgeries, when I thought she actually looked quite pretty, but these days her face looks botched and she now looks mediocre (still an improvement on her before, which was straight up ugly. Seriously, her before pictures are BAD, as are Kendall's). Same with the other Kardashians. None of them are extremely beautiful. Kim looked decent when she was still Paris Hilton's maid, but looks like an alien these days. Kendall looks a lot better than she did before, but her face still looks slightly like a pug (her figure is good though, at least her butt is toned down instead of having what seems to be a planet attached to it like the rest). I always thought Kourtney was the prettiest, but I saw those pictures of her and Megan Fox and next to Megan she looked very average (and that's despite Megan being past her prime and being hard-faced because of a few too many cosmetic surgeries). Khloe was always the ugliest, she's built like a linebacker and her face isn't that great.
BTW, I'm not one of those people who hates the Kardashians just because they're Kardashians, but I do think that they're very average looking women whose appearances are way overhyped. It's mad how they set beauty standards that they can't even follow themselves without the help of angles, lighting, facetune, and of course, cosmetic surgery and the best makeup and teams of beauticians. Definitely people that are only thought of as attractive because they're popular. A butch with decent features might drag down her appearance by … well, dressing butch (which is difficult to pull off as it's hard for it to look both sincere and attractive). But she's still more attractive than this woman who uses pounds of makeup, botox, and fillers, and has had surgery to try and look decent and still falls short.
No. 951742
Meghan Trainor is one of my favorite pop artists. There is range and depth to her music that I don’t think people give her credit for but that’s not what this post is about. I love her music and she seems super sweet, but people hate her. I’m gonna dig into why I think that is.
I’m not gonna try and argue the tired old reasons that her haters are bringing up here (I could, and I have in the past but it’s clear that nobody wants to listen and would rather list mild shit from three years ago and act like she’s an irredeemably bad person because of it) but here’s my personal take on it:
On paper, we should all be Meghan stans. She makes upbeat maximalist bubblegum music you can dance and sing along to, she sings about boys, she has a fun heightened aesthetic… in concept she’s everything that pop fans ask for, especially these days when everyone is complaining about the lack of traditional pop in the charts.
However Meghan combined all of the least cool aspects of pop music. She’s girly, but in a more traditional, old fashioned way that people didn’t want to respect. She’s dorky, but not in a quirky ironic kind of way, she’s just an awkward young adult. She appeals to girls, but mostly adult women and little girls, groups which aren’t cool in the pop scene. She’s innocent to the point of seeming sexless at times. She’s kind of an airhead, but not in a cool party girl kind of way. She’s earnest to the point of seeming like she’s trying too hard. She’s pink, but like, little girl pink, not Paris Hilton pink. She unironically combines all of the things that society stereotypes pop music as being about but with none of the cool factor or edge that more discerning pop fans seem to love.
And on top of all that she’s (at least during her first two eras) genuinely successful, which people always hate.
So, the typical anti-pop person on the street rails against her because the typical reasons (misogyny and hatred of fun with a side of body shaming) and pop fans resent her for the reasons I listed above, so she had to deal with scrutiny from both sides. But of course, it’s not cool to admit that you don’t like her for those reasons so people had to make reasons to justify hating her, and, moreover, why it was important to hate her.
I’m not going to dig into the controversy around “DFH,” “AATB,” and her offhand comment about eating disorders because I’m typing this all up on my phone (because if I don’t defend Meghan apparently nobody will) but let’s assume for a moment that all of the criticisms are 100% valid. Why are we still clinging to them three years later, especially when Meghan has apologized for or explained her reasoning behind all of them and been more or less an upstanding citizen of the upper echelons of pop since then? We forgave Katy for “Ur So Gay,” Kesha for “Grow A Pear,” P!nk for “Stupid Girls,” the list goes on. Plenty of well loved artists have skeletons and controversies in their closets, but it seems like, for some reason, Meghan’s well intentioned transgressions against groups that she was a part of (women and plus size individuals) are for some reason unforgivable and we can’t have a conversation without them being brought up as some kind of trump card that instantly renders any achievement she’s ever made inconsequential.
It’s because y’all want to hate her. People hate young women and Meghan is that girl, so it’s honestly a miracle she’s been as successful as she has been. We’re conditioned by society to hate the feminine and a lot of us have worked to unlearn that and embrace it, but when Meghan shows up and flaunts in our faces that she wants boys to like her and is all “genuine not polished young woman” in our faces it’s just too much. And as long as people are holding onto this mindset they’re going to remain in the echo chamber of hate comments and never genuinely look at her as an artist or a person. She’s still that girl in pigtails and a cat dress to some people and it’s sad to see opinions of a major pop artist stagnate like this.
Not saying that there aren’t legitimate reasons to dislike her music, and I’m not even saying that everybody has to like her as a person, but it’s so obvious that she’s been singled out as an acceptable target and the hate I see launched against her for no reason is gross. Threads about her or where she’s mentioned invariably get a bunch of hate comments and 80% of them are explicitly about or make reference to things that are not her music. It’s so transparently trend chasing, just hating on the thing that everyone else hates, that it would honestly be funny if the comments weren’t so many and so mean.
So if you feel like “Dear Future Husband” promotes abuse (reaching) and that “All About That Bass” is skinny shaming (intentional misrepresentation) and that the one joke she made one time about her own experiences with eating disorders means she hates people with anorexia, fine. Sure. Live your life and do your thing. You’re entitled to your wrong opinion. /s But have some compassion people, for her and for her fans.
Don’t pretend like she’s the exact same teenager she was three years ago and don’t needlessly spread hate and promote the bashing of people’s favorite artists. Just because the majority on here agrees with you and will let you get away with being a dick, that doesn’t mean you should. People are genuinely getting excited for Meghan’s new album and it’s super disheartening to have half of every [FRESH] thread be lazy hate comments and it creates a hostile environment. We all know who Meghan is, we know if we like or dislike her, so let’s move on okay? Let’s leave this negativity in the past please.
Anyways, not hopeful that this won’t get taken down but I had to try.
No. 951756
>>951742Iota Zerotwo is one of my favorite cosplayers. There is range and depth to her onlyfans that I don’t think people give her credit for but that’s not what this post is about. I love her poof pout and she seems super sweet, but people hate her. I’m gonna dig into why I think that is.
I’m not gonna try and argue the tired old reasons that her haters are bringing up here (I could, and I have in the past but it’s clear that nobody wants to listen and would rather list mild shit from three years ago and act like she’s an irredeemably bad person because of it) but here’s my personal take on it:
On paper, we should all be Lori stans. She makes upcycled maximalist bubblegum outfits you can wear to Forever 21, she sings about homie homie macaroni, she has a fun heightened aesthetic… in concept she’s everything that /w/ farmers ask for, especially these days when everyone is complaining about the lack of traditional milk in the cosplay community.
However Lori combined all of the least cool aspects of ethots. She’s girly, but in a more traditional, old fashioned abuela way that people didn’t want to respect. She’s dorky, but not in a quirky ironic kind of way, she’s just an awkward middle-aged adult. She appeals to girls, but mostly old women and coomers, groups which aren’t cool in the cosplay scene. She’s unappealing to the point of seeming sexless at times. She’s kind of an airhead, but not in a cool party girl kind of way. She’s tryhard to the point of seeming like she’s not trying hard enough. She’s pink, but like, granny lipstick pink, not Paris Hilton pink. She unironically combines all of the things that society stereotypes costhots as being about but with none of the cool factor or edge that more discerning simps seem to love.
And on top of all that she’s (at least during her first two eras) genuinely autistic, which people always hate.
So, the typical anti-thot person on the street rails against her because the typical reasons (misogyny and hatred of fun with a side of body shaming) and farmers resent her for the reasons I listed above, so she had to deal with scrutiny from both sides. But of course, it’s not cool to admit that you don’t like her for those reasons so people had to make reasons to justify hating her, and, moreover, why it was important to hate her.
I’m not going to dig into the controversy around “Kevin's leg,” “bullying,” and her offhand comment about Kevin's suicide because I’m typing this all up on my phone (because if I don’t defend Lori apparently nobody will) but let’s assume for a moment that all of the criticisms are 100%
valid. Why are we still clinging to them three years later, especially when Lori has ignored or denied all of them and been more or less an upstanding citizen of the upper echelons of onlyfans since then? We forgave Momokun for “thicc Samus,” Nigri for “real boobs,” Vamplette for “nosejob,” the list goes on. Plenty of well loved artists have skeletons and controversies in their closets, but it seems like, for some reason, Lori’s well intentioned transgressions against groups that she was a part of (women and plus size individuals) are for some reason unforgivable and we can’t have a conversation without them being brought up as some kind of trump card that instantly renders any achievement she’s ever made inconsequential.
It’s because y’all want to hate her. People hate older women and Lori is that abuela, so it’s honestly a miracle she’s been as successful as she has been. We’re conditioned by society to hate fake bitches and a lot of us have worked to unlearn that and embrace it, but when Lori shows up and flaunts in our faces that she wants simps to sub a dub dub and is all “huge hobbit toes in fishnets” in our faces it’s just too much. And as long as people are holding onto this mindset they’re going to remain in the echo chamber of hate comments and never genuinely look at her as an artist or a person. She’s still that girl in ratty extensions and a sailor moon cosplay to some people and it’s sad to see opinions of a major thot stagnate like this.
Not saying that there aren’t legitimate reasons to dislike her porn, and I’m not even saying that everybody has to like her as a person, but it’s so obvious that she’s been singled out as an acceptable target and the hate I see launched against her for no reason is gross. Threads about her or where she’s mentioned invariably get a bunch of hate comments and 80% of them are explicitly about or make reference to things that are not her signature poof pout. It’s so transparently trend chasing, just hating on the thing that everyone else hates, that it would honestly be funny if the comments weren’t so many and so mean.
So if you feel like “Kevin's leg” promotes abuse (reaching) and that “negging random cosplayers” is skinny shaming (intentional misrepresentation) and that the one joke she made one time about her own experiences with Momokun means she hates people with money, fine. Sure. Live your life and do your thing. You’re entitled to your wrong opinion. /s But have some compassion people, for her and for her fans.
Don’t pretend like she’s the exact same teenager she was twenty years ago and don’t needlessly spread hate and promote the bashing of people’s favorite costhots. Just because the majority on here agrees with you and will let you get away with being a dick, that doesn’t mean you should. People are genuinely getting excited for Lori’s new spicy and it’s super disheartening to have half of every [FRESH] thread be lazy hate comments and it creates a hostile environment. We all know who Lori is, we know if we like or dislike her, so let’s move on okay? Let’s leave this negativity in the past please.
Anyways, not hopeful that this won’t get taken down but I had to try.
No. 959513
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I just saw an asian senior cross the crosswalk and he was so close to getting hit at 40km/h by a shiny custom Porsche driven by a young Asian woman looking down at her phonewhile driving through a red light. It made me so unbelievably angry, I wanted to take my umbrella to her car and spit on her ugly fancy clothes. Identity politics would spin my explosive disgust of the entitled and dangerous action into 'Asian hate'.
Berating the entitled rich does not equal Asian hate but now there is this fear of being a viral racist karen for going off on a dangerous Asian driver in a luxury vehicle.
It's like identity politics keeps us from holding the wealthy accountable to their shitty weathly behavior. Seems like it's by design to keep the poor quiet and in line.
If the driver was white, I'd have no hesitation in fucking with their day and I wouldn't be venting to an anonymous image board.
No. 968866
I fucking hate NFT art. I hate it so much. For these pat two days it’s been all I’ve been thinking about it, and my deep, deep hate and disgust are itching away at me. I literally can’t sleep from the rage. I am almost passed out and then a heavy-lidded monkey crosses my mind and I shriek. Yesterday I had to hit myself on the forehead to shake off the cringe and the disgust. It’s so, so, so fucking ugly, so fucking ugly that it makes me want to sob. And seeing those fucking retards gathering around it talking like the kids on your social studies textbook’s cover about how much it changed their lives and bought them a car or whatever and then they airdrop a fucking monkey. And oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, that fucking basketball player wearing those shoes. The one with the NFT monkey on it, looking like he bought it off a street stand from a poor third-worlder who sells shoes with the ABIBAS and MIKE logo on them. It literally makes me want to go Joker mode, buy a gun and commit suicide at a techtard gathering so I can give them collective trauma that they’d never recover from as retribution for the mental paint they brought me. And then they keep talking about revolutionary art, what fucking art? There aren’t even weird stuff, and there are no other animals, there are no cats, no rabbits, I haven’t seen a giraffe, and come on, I feel like giraffes are so inherently retarded that they’d be a perfect fit for dumb, ugly, disgusting, sad, infuriating NFT art. Why monkeys? I hope they go extinct. Why aren’t the anons on neural blender into money laundering as well? The stuff there are way better. Fucking retarded cartoon monkeys. I don’t even hate them that much, as as much as the people who share, buy, and deal with them. Those faggots should go to jail for cultural crimes, each and every single one of them. They should be dragged out with their earnest and well-meaning (oh, I’m sure you mean well, monkeytard) voices and faces by their hoodies into a public square and tried for all of us to see. This is one of those cases where living in a third world shit hole would be cool, one word and the government would arrest these losers and throw them in jail and never let them see the light of day again. Get prosecuted for your crimes you fucking disgusting dipshits.
No. 979902
Okay, I made a motherfucking statement. If you don’t like my statement, bitch, unfriend me and don’t go telling your fat sloppy nasty budding ass friend what the fuck I said. What I said was is if you were in Waffle House and you in the club every night and your kids ain’t there, you don’t need to be there. So niggas talking about a hit dog with holler, bitch you got ran the fuck over with that statement, because bitches, y’all the first bitches that hit me up. The bitches that I was actually talking to never said nothing but I guess I am talking to you now. If you in the club and your child is not motherfucking paid for okay, don’t tell me about me not having my kids, my oldest son is taken care of. My second son I probably don’t have and that’s gotta do with some shit with my momma but I don’t need to fucking explain it. Like I motherfucking said, bitch, don’t be in the motherfucking club and motherfucking that Waffle House and hungover and can’t get up the next morning to feed your motherfucking kids. So if you felt hit, bitch I was talking to you. While you’re worrying about me and what kids I got, find out where the fuck your wife is bitch, because that’s the bitch that upgraded you and made you who the fuck you was. You ain’t never taken care of your kids Nunu, did you forget I always had London? You didn’t even know how to change her diaper you sloppy body ass bitch. Talking about how you have money, bitch you got like 6 fast food jobs like a motherfucking Mexican. When in the fuck, when in the fuck did you become a boss bitch. Your bitch was still paying all the bills and your broke ass doing shit while you’re running around and talking motherfucking shit, don’t worry about me. Find you a bitch that don’t gotta upgrade you that you can actually upgrade. And she’s about to get kicked out soon, when the fuck is that motherfucking warrant gonna hit that motherfucking door hoe. You never know what the next bitch know about you. I just don’t give a fuck. Don’t come to me about my kids, bitch, because it has been several times I was finna whoop that ass and you ain’t want none, you wanted to be sisters. So bitch, here’s your sister giving you a word of advice. If that motherfucking status touched you so much bitch, go home, feed your kids, put the drink down with your beer belly having ass, okay, and worry about your kids, okay. Again, Dora, since you wanna pass motherfucking messages when I just told your monkey ass I wasn’t talking to you, how about you pass this one because I’m talking to the both of you motherfucking hoes. Don’t call me sister and play two-face with Nunu and tell her that I’m talking about her, because bitch it wasn’t nothing about you, I don’t give a fuck about you. Y’all ain’t got shit that I fucking want. Both you bitches sleep together, I sleep in my own fucking house. Both you bitches work fast food and airport jobs. Bitch, I sit behind a desk. Don’t worry, I’ll motherfucking wait. I’m self motherfucking made making more than $800 a motherfucking day off nothing. I ain’t gotta sell pussy or shake it, unlike Nunu was selling pussy at one point in time and you still ain’t got no dollars. That’s why you reserve to flipping motherfucking burgers and “Can I take your order?” face ass bitch. Don’t fucking try me. How about you try a bitch that you can motherfucking try. Now back to my motherfucking son because yes, unlike you bitch, his dad did take him but at least I know who his dad is. Do you know who London’s daddy is? Do you know who yellow boy’s daddy is?AH, I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch or is it your uncle that you claim he used to go with all the time. Run these motherfucking hands that you feel hit, bitch.
No. 982170
LOL ~! OMFG DO A LITTLE RESEARCH ON YOUR OWN
your virginity
Is used
To grow the size of the dick
Of the 1 man who you have sex with
Thus the man you marry
Your husband
To become the size, you most want your man- the husband you marry
To have
If you wasted your virginity and it’s not with the man you love and marry
Then you’ve wasted the chance to grow the dick of a man who you love and cherish not for his size.
Also…
This is how dicks get so huge, fucking godamnit.
You need to do a lot more research and stop believing in false advertising
Oh my god
The virginity
AS YOU HAVE NO IDEA APPARENTLY
is for one woman, to specifically grow the size, permanently of the male dick
TO THE ONE DICK
so either, you got plowed by a huge dick cuz ur a skank?
Or you’re a virgin waiting to grow her husband
So.
Omfg.
That quote?
You should / you would do
A lot better in life
To not believe what people tell you.
And actually do research
Oh. My. God.
So you wasted your chance to grow your one man who you truly love
As soon as your vagina gets plowed by somethng bigger than the man you want to grow, he cannot grow with your vagina.
Oh my fucking god. Who raised you
Lol. Holy shit. THAT WHOLE QUOTE YOU SENT ME?
IS A LIE
SO THAT YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
AND THINK THAT ITS OK TO DO SO.
YOU’VE BEEN FALSELY LED TO DO SOMETHING, BY SOMEONE ELSE, WHO HAS TRICKED YOU.
fuck
I’m not even fucking feminist and I have more respect for women than you.
holy fucking oh MY god.
so now you can wait for a guy, WHO ALREADY FIGURED THIS OUT LIKE ME
or you can.. marry someone with a little dick and never have the chance to grow his dick to be the perfect pleasure hammer
Anyways.
I just thought it would be nice for you? You know? What you’ve been SO POORLY AND FALSELY mislead into believing.
And you actually believe that?
You freaking twisted whore. Go fuck any guy you want, but when comes time to getting married? And all the hung nice guys are taken.. and you can only find the fat losers?
I’ll know why :)
sincerely,
Mitch
THE VIRGINITY OF THE WOMAN IS USED FOR THE WOMAN TO GET THE DICK SIZE, IN THE ONE MAN WHO SHE LOVES, ACTUALLY LOVES FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE TO ALWAYS BE ABLE TO PLEASE HER WITH HIS SIZE
IT IS NOT TO BE THROWN AWAY TO RANDOM MEN TO LET THEM FUCK HER
OMG
you should stop being feminist now. this is really. I’m hurt and depressed, because you’re so unaware.
and no u cannot grow the dick of the man, if you’ve been stretched.
Not maximally.
You can grow him an inch, maybe two
That’s assuming the man starts at the average 5 inch size
If you are a virgin…and you sleep with one man…
And he sleeps only with you…and you do the growth stretching and techniques - which if u don’t know how to do you can easily look up the word “jelqing”
You freaking…lame-o
And so once…you have a man, doing the jelqing, with a virgin…
And neither of you cheat on each other. This mere average 5 inch dick, can become 10+ inches in a matter of a year or 2
SO EITHER
YOU CAN WASTE YOUR VIRGINITY AND BE A WHORE?
OR YOU CAN INVEST YOUR BODY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
TO THE MAN YOU LOVE
and you don’t have your virginity anymore
Honestly?
I’m just the messenger here. But since I’m still a virgin , goodluck with your adventures fucking random douche bags lol.
I’d not mind being your friend
Because it seems like you are missing a few VERY important key facts about life
In general?
But yeah that’s it.
No. 983077
“End up this way” make it seem like I’m a weird degenerate enrate or something, kek. I’ve always liked the aesthetic aspect of ouchies — bandaged arms, broken noses, bruised cheekbones, bloodshot eyes, bloodied lips. I love arm plasters and those arm fabric things that go over in between your thumb and other fingers, I’ve always wanted to to wear one for the looks. Aesthetically, it’s the roughness for me: it’s elegant, violent, edgy, and beautiful. A reminder of the fragility and the strength of the human body. It can break in an instant. It’s so small and so weak. And when it’s all bandaged up and bruised and still working, there’s something supremely beautiful and aesthetically pleasing to me like that.
I got stabbed in the eye with a pen once (accident) and a couple of veins exploded in my eye. The whites were blood red, Tokyo Ghoul style. That was my moment: walking around with a bloody eye, band aids over my nose, with an eye patch on hand once it got too uncomfortable. Every time I looked in the mirror I was fascinated by my eye, by my veins, by the inner workings of my body. It’s magic. This is one part: the aesthetics of hurt, of quiet violence. It possesses zero desire or excitement; just an appreciation that does not differ much from the appreciation of a well-tailored piece of clothing.
But there is a second part, one that springs up desire. Desire is weird. I have zero interest in inflicting hurt or have it be inflicted upon me. And I’m certainly not interested in torture. But it has to be said: there is something absolutely breathtakingly beautiful about a man who is physically hurt, from the bruised reddish knuckles to the bandages snaking up an arm, with the muscles coiling beneath, shoulders sloped and elegant. Or cut noses and bleeding lips. Dried blood spotting a face, a bruise turning pink. Sigh, all rough around the edges, a sign of a resilient body, all heart-wrenchingly beautiful and elegant and vulnerable and sweet and in a rare moment of absolute weakness. SIGH.
tl;dr qts with ouchies are so impossibly cute, they make me want to drop to my knees at the sight of their beauty
No. 983679
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Dios mío…Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano… Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica… destruye al monstruo, a la creatura… Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación… debe morir… Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas… Amén.
No. 983683
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>>983679You will never be a real dragoon. You have no dragon blood, you have no elezen ears, you have no rage. You are a lancer twisted by gridania and job stones into a crude mockery of ishgard’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Midgardsormr is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your sloppy jumps behind closed doors.
Dragons are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed dragons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even lancers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a dragon. Your dive form is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get hunt down a dragon, they’ll laugh at your inability to use their eyes.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and spineshatter dive into the coerthan abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your true class, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a lancer is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a lancer.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. Drink deep of my rage mortal, and despair.
No. 988689
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im actually so fucking disappointed. gerard way used to be literally so hot i am a lesbian and he is the only man (if he is a man, pretty sure they stated identifying as some part female but thats not the point) now hes so fat and disgusting looking. i have tickets for an mcr reunion show next september and i hope the way they look won't ruin my experience or anything but it really might. i hate the way he looks now i cannot stress this enough. i hope they lose some damn weight or at least re-dye their hair black because he's just so hideous i can't fucking stand it.
No. 988866
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>INTP/J are some of the most common personality types on imageboards though
>including ~myself~ tehee
Lol you can't prove this, cope harder, I know it makes you seethe to think about the fact you are a boring Sensor but that's the truth, don't be a snowflake, anon, it's okay to be a Sensor, good luck trying to prove a % of the hishest IQ population that advancded society as we know it is browsing imageboards full of some of the dumbest mentally ill people, go back to Reddit where people are going to validate your identity, because everytime someone mentions MBTI, everyone is suddendly an Intuitive for some reason, this phenomenon rings true right now thanks to people like you. Don't you think is strange that even in normie sites people still call themselves Intuitives?, everyone thinks they're some flavor of Intuitive even on twitter kek, the truth is no amount of self-IDing imageboard users are going to change the fact that Intuitives (Specially the ones you mentioned) are a statistical rarity even on the most obscure sites of the internet. This is the dumbass shit thread so talking about mbti is on topic.
>inb4 then that means you're a Sensor too anon!!1
lol i don't care, i just dislike pretentious snowflakes thinking they're totes the rarest type ever specially on imageboards, they're dime a dozen
No. 988980
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What is sex like with Michael Gira? It’s a question I’ve pondered many times, about a great many men, but the thought of sexual intercourse with Michael Gira is something I constantly return to, more so than others. Sex with Friedrich Nietzsche must have surely been terrifyingly masochistic and dangerous (not without protection, Freddy). Ingmar Bergman’s many affairs meant he was probably a great lover in bed, but he also probably cried relentlessly afterwards every time out of guilt and the lack of God’s answers for shagging. Someone like Cary Grant would have been a fantastically smooth talker, but given that he was probably gay, he would also have probably been a slight disappointment. Klaus Kinski would probably not allow you to make a single sound, in case you distract him from his task. A Marlene Dietrich would probably eat you alive and forget about you immediately. It goes on.
But Michael Gira? Lord knows what that’s like. I don’t think Jarboe could bring herself to talk about it if you asked her, it was probably too terrifying, or maybe even non-existent. After many hours pondering (because what better things do I have to do than ponder how Michael Gira tackles penetration?), I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Gira is either entirely asexual and has always been that way, or he’s a complete fucking jackhammer. I can imagine him hating sex like he hates absolutely everything. On the other hand perhaps he only hates everything because he does not get enough sex. If it’s the latter than he’s probably incredibly frustrated in bed anyway, and it leads to 300mph machine-gun fucking. Does he even have a mattress? Is it just a metal or concrete slab? I doubt Michael Gira has a memory foam mattress. There’s probably a bunch of metal chains hanging around for sado-masochistic stuff, and also love poems to Jarboe and some hot waitress in a place he frequents, although I suppose Michael Gira probably only eats goat intestines.
No. 991266
Hi new fish family, your 5 unruly kids are going to love playing with the fish. Fish enjoy being engaged by tapping on the glass like your 7 yo is doing right now on the bottom tank with the sleeping fish laying on their sides. I've heard they also like swimming around the spare change your kids will drop in the tank.
Everyone should start with a common Pleco, be sure to buy it at the same time as purchasing your 10G tank and get into the tap water quickly, it will adjust to the water temp eventually, don't worry if it doesn't swim around much or lays against the filter intake at first. These are great beginner fish as they will keep your tank clean, so you don't have to do any tank maintenance!
Being around 1-3" at time of purchase, they'll will be a great fit with your single Corydora, 4 glow fish, baby Jack Dempsey, and Daums Reef Lobster (don't worry, it'll learn to love fresh water.) Great choices all around.
Oh how nice of your 4yo to share some of their candy with the turtle, I bet he'll love that they threw that in the tank!
If you really want a sparkly clean tank be sure to get more then one Pleco, they will swim in a school if you get at least 6 of them. With them doing all the cleaning you can shut off your tanks filter at night to save on your energy bill as well. Don't worry about the light though, very low wattage, leave it on 24/7 as fish need the extra light.
Don't forget the sponge Bob plastic decor. The sharp plastic is great as your fish can scratch on the sharp edges to rid themselves of any parasites.
I'd recommend feeding 3-4 times a day, growing fishies need lots of flakes to grow big. I like to give enough they they always have some on the bottom to snack on, don't want them to be hungry!
No. 991368
>>988980i knew it that im not the only one, i have been through this crazy tinfoil as well.
this fucking dog probably loves edging his music so much that his balls turn into saddest wrinkly blueberries possible.
No. 992536
I love Melania Trump. I want to have an awkward conversation with her over tea and pastries. She would occasionally narrow her lizardy eyes as if she wants to ask a question, but would hold back, but there would be a mutual feeling of understanding regardless. She would know, indeed, many secrets, but could only imply at things, and give hints, forming a clandestine communication between us as a result. I imagine, also, her standing beside Donald as he says stuff and does things. She would look for me in the crowd and I would smile and pull a face. She would then try to respond, but only be able to stretch her face into a semi uncomfortable grimace, with a little affection. My goodness do I love that permanently uncomfortable expression of hers. I want us to be uncomfortable together. I want us to make eye contact with narrowed eyes at important people and make them uncomfortable too. That would be our activity together. Sometimes she would let me brush her hair back for her or put a necklace on, because we both mutually desire warmth, but we don’t need to say out loud. And we would sit in silence together, skipping out on conferences, maybe I would find out what she does on the internet, or we could go to an amusement park, and have a great time. I can just imagine her frozen, narrow eyed face, stoic and elegant even on a plummeting rollercoaster. When we were done, we could eat greasy theme park foods, and she would have a flash of mischief in her eyes at eating chips and other junk foods, but she would feel free and happy. She would probably wear loose shorts and a blouse, and attempt to keep her hair pristine and smooth, so this would be embarrassing, and she would look so adorable when she gets embarrassed at her messiness. Maybe I would annoy her enough that she would swat my arm a little too hard, and then would open her narrowed eyes in fear, and stroke my arm affectionately, which is a grand gesture as she is robotic. My grand gesture would be working hard at an entry level job, just to buy her a cute necklace, which she could have many of, but she cherishes it because I gave it out of love. And she would let me wear skirts and blazers to match her, but she would have the most beautiful figure in formal skirts, but I would try not to let her see I was looking. When we have spent a year together, we will grow cold and confused, but then I will meet up one evening, and we will have a greasy meal at a greasy diner at 2am, and plan to run away, with her husband’s money. She would dye her hair pink and go by Mel, and we would live in a cabin by a lake with two cats, where I could fish for us and she would cook lovely dinners with it, and we would plan hikes and talk about books together. At sunset, she would look over the lake, bathed in soft pink light, and although her face was entirely stiff and Melania, I would see contentment in her eyes. I love Melania Trump.
No. 994733
I was my ex boyfriends second sexual partner when we started dating. Before we first had sex, though, we would talk about it and the stuff we wanted to in bed. A few days into talking more and more about it he confessed to me that, though he was excited about it, he actually found sex kind of gross in practice. When I asked him why he kind of beat around the bush and was like, "well, it's not at all like porn." I was still confused and pressed more, and then he finally said, "All the smells are so gross." All the smells? I was confused and asked for clarification, maybe he just meant the natural scent of sweat and skin? I found out that his last girlfriend didn't bathe very well and smelled like really musty and reeked of shit, so he wouldn't do certain positions with her where her ass would face him. When me and him eventually has sex he ruined it by saying stuff like, "Oh my god, you don't smell like poop." and then when eating my out, sniffing my butthole and saying "wow, there is really no smell at all!"
No. 1000477
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oh, chubby little loser
national joke
pathetic fat man
no ones bloody laughing
the clown that no one laughs at
they all just wish he'd [redacted]
(freestyle)
what do you get when your mom dies of cancer
and you spiral out of control on public display
you get a fat little man who beats on cats
and zaps his own grey matter by being a sped
sad little fat man, does what a sullen porky man can
watch as he waddles away
small, smelly fat man, does what a man can
what do you get when you steal your ex-best friends personality and chimp out for all to see?
you get a shattered life, high cortisol levels and irreperable trauma that will never be fixed by family therapy
deranged little fat man, watch as he streams that
takes his little fat hands and pulls the stings of the world
neurotic little sped man
does what a sped can
with no signs of stopping
the fat man rolls on
deranged little fat man, expanding like a toad
watching himself plunge into the boiling sea
neurotic little sped man, looking to the reflection in the pot
he cackles at the man staring back
with no signs of stopping
the boiling water rolls on
dissonant, wounded toad man
prodding all the farmers
with indifference and their general malaise,
the pot stirs on
leaving no one but the piano man
he sings his cautionary tale to the void
see jae's pug nosed face
pug, pug
pug, pug
see the pug nosed disgrace
pug, pug
pug, pug
little fat toad, belly up in the stew
his final moments, consumed by the pudgy little fat man laughing back
little fat man with a pug nosed face
pug, pug
pug, pug
little fat man
pug nosed
No. 1001825
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over the years i've seemed to develop a penchant for chubby/fat men… i especially like it when theyre mostly normal sized but have a big belly. preferably hairy. i love it when they burp and fart also which is so gross but like if i find someone attractive like physically and emotionally i want to smell their farts and i would also like it if they smelled mine but that's optional ig. more my thing than theirs ig… i wouldnt really want a guy with a burp/fart fetish for like me, just want him to be ok with me liking it idk. i also really like pathetic men, nerds, NEETs, virgins…. i always had crushes on weird ugly guys but i always tried to keep it chill and pretend to like conventially atttractive males like my friends did but i just dont like it. i dont like skinny guys. i would only be with a skinny guy to fatten him up as that also turns me on greatly. i really want a big tall hairy uncut chubby guy who plays video games for hours to fuck me on his fart laden gamer chair. i really wish i could say this was bait i'm literally just retarded. i also like to be the sub sometimes but i also want to tie said chubby nerd up and tease with his cock for hours its horrible. i'm sick. i fantasize about seducing rando fat guys who work at walmart and shit like that and having them SIMP for me because im also a like idk if i would say attractive but normal looking and petite female im not an anachan but im not a fatty is basically what im saying so this shouldn't be what i'm into….
No. 1004231
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> I do really feel like there's something wrong with me for basically not sleeping with anyone for years even though I'm at the age people usually have the most sex.
You are at the age where most people have tons of sex, but you have matured earlier than they have, in truth. Your (actual) trauma from when you were a brainwashed teen is you maturing much earlier and realizing sex is a bonding activity between lovers and not some glorified number or notch in the bedpost. You are outpacing your peers, who are now mostly going out to make the same sort of mistakes you were taught to make. It is an unfortunate thing and is especially harmful for someone to have to mature for the wrong reasons so early. I think you have not developed the capacity to fully recognize your worth. I don't necessarily mean self-esteem, but that you were taught to be robbed of your sexuality and bond and never developed the foundation of sharing your true self with another. I feel for you, anon. You are more than capable of being loved, truly and fully. Having these experiences in the past actually make you more adept at it, because you've wizened and matured, you know exactly what ISNT making love, and what is will come to you with time. Don't hate yourself for it, and don't compare yourself to others. It is never fair to do this, you have circumstances that set you apart. Do you want to go more into detail about your personality? your looks may be unfortunate (I don't think so, you're describing body dysmorphia actually, people don't jump from 3-6, lol. you're likely too hard on yourself) but sex is not about superficiality, it is about love. There's a movie about this you might enjoy, although a little more from the male-perspective, called Don Jon. It's quite good. Sex is really about pair-bonding, not dopamine.
No. 1004255
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Youre coming out of the closet, anon. You've been trained to have a lot of internalized homophobia and self-denial by your religion and upbringing. It's common, it's so much more common than you'd ever think. You were brought up to deny yourself and your sexuality before it could properly develop. You're going through a sort of awakening, a new puberty almost. Religions are not always representative of God, and there are religions and personal connections you can keep with God on your own if nothing else. Find a support group, or maybe browse some forums for (i know it's cringe but y'know) LGBT groups and former/current christians. God doesn't think you're an abnormality or terrible.
You have to start living a new life that will truly make you happy. You may have some unresolved trauma especially relating to your fear of m-f sex. This is very common amongst bisexual people, not that homosexuality is a trauma-response.
No. 1004294
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YNBAW, Mr. Grinch,
You really are a male,
You're as ghoulish as a gremlin and your hentai jokes are stale, Mr. Grinch,
If you get a drunk guy home with you, he'll quickly turn tail!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Go plug your nasty hole,
Your diseased, infected axe wound is as smelly as your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a forty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your taint,
Your parents are disgusted when you don your woman-paint, Mr. Grinch,
Thousands of years of evolution tell me you ain't!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch,
You chose a gruesome fate,
Your heart is full of knee-high socks, your soul is full of spunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Cope, seethe, dilate"!
You're a coomer, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of jerking off,
Your dick's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of fetishes imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
Your bedroom smells like piss,
I wish you'd tie a noose and plunge into the cold abyss, Mr. Grinch,
You're a walking abortion twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection, and you'll never be missed!
No. 1008020
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By the way. My Schizo? is not a troll toy. it is a serious Mental Illness that I have to live with and be medicated for, because it is possible I could very much hallucinate and cause myself harm, or even someone else harm. The second someone is hallucinating, you should try to get them help. NOT further the trolling, NOT go "SOMEONES IN DANGER, LMAO!" Schizo is a very serious condition and it's not funny to deal with. I've had to piece together the last few years of my life. You don't realize that but because you thought it was a joke, someone could severely damage themselves, in real life. I am asking trolls to start taking the Schizo anything, seriously and realizing they could be putting someone in danger. Even a friend of the family could be the result of people stating they were in danger, when they really weren't. I know Trolling is meant to be for laughs, and fun, but you really need to realize that Schizophrenia is NOT a joking matter. Yes, I am serious, as someone with Schizo Affective Disorder, I would rather get help to fix my hallucinations than sit there and cause someone harm. Furthering the hallucination is a bad thing. I KNOW you are trolling. I am not that stupid. but there is a such thing as crossing the line, and I request that people start taking this more seriously before someone gets hurt. thanks.
No. 1011160
radfems from this website harassed me for being a camgirl and having slightly different opinions than them although they made it appear like they care about women who are struggling, they DO NOT. Radfem ideology should be about helping women In need but instead they harassed me for being a camgirl and told me I have no excuse and have been trying to make me kill myself on lolcow since I left the server and if I kill myself I will actually post their pictures and names as linked to my suicide. For the past 1 year around 10 women have been trying to get me to kill myself because they cannot stand being disagreed with over one even little thing and will lose all empathy for you if you disagree with them like you are a mere ideological object made to satisfy their thoughts and the moment you do not anymore you do not deserve empathy anymore. Radfems objectify women and literally harsss them on the internet because they have hidden frustrations and extreme mysoginy, not to mention a lot of them are right wingers which are inherently mysoginistic. I consider myself a radfem but do not consider the retards on here that harassed me for being a camgirl, poor and abused and watch gay porn to be Radfems, nor do I consider the stupid twitterfags/tumblrfags radfems to be radfems when they have enough resources and privileges to actually help women. They are just sociopathic narcissists that have appropriated a humanitarian movement for their own ego and to find a community for themselves, not to help women, it is for them not for women Ironically, a lot of them end up harassing even female victims for being "pick mes" or "sex workers", I get it doing that when necessary but most people cannot see context. See the mentally ill women on this website that actually went through abuse be harassed by the same women that then circle jerk in their echo chambers about being the superior feminists because they are better than them. No, you are not better than libfems you realistically bring no real change to the world for women and you have appropriated a humanitarian movement for your own pleasure because you are a sociopathic narcissist with a delusion of superiority over an ideology. And now you will continue denigrating me and completely missing the point of my post because you are very stupid and everything you care about is yourself and you literally have 0 self awareness. Humanitarian movement about women's rights doesn't go very well with gossip about mentally ill women. Stop appropriating what isn't yours. Radicalfeminism is becoming just another stupid ideology made to stroke people's egos so they can circle jerk amongst themselves. You are literally unaware of what evil appropriating a humanitarian movement brings to the world. Now you're gonna further dehumanize me or make shit up about me or completely misinterpret everything I said and try to twist it your way because you are intellectually and emotionally manipulative and dishonest. Most of the things said about me here are untrue, gossip demonizes people and literally creates a fake demonic reality about them. I did not make the scrote come here, he was already here. I know most of you are newfags but do you remember 6 years ago? There were scrotes on this website and some of them have remained since then. Ironically only BPD scrotes are attracted to gossip which tells something about women. I never said western radfems shouldn't complain about their struggles, but why do they harass me or use me just because I'm poor, mentally ill and dysfunctional and had to rely on camming to make money? Why do they harass me although I am a female victim and why do 99% of them although relatively healthy and wealthy instead of going out helping women at shelters or redistributing capital to poor women. I will literally make more change in the world if I write a manifesto where I include the struggle of being a woman in a chapter than you ever will and you were given privilege by life. What is your excuse to sit on a chair and do nothing for women but harass them and use their misfortune in arguments. Radfems just like libfems objectify women and use them as a mere tool for their agenda. A very sad world where humanitarian movements cannot exist without people getting their egos involved and really sad that your ideology impacts women more negatively than positively. How have you used your good fortune to help other women? You haven't, but instead you have decided to contribute to the suicide and death of a woman that has been met with misfortune since her birth. You literally cannot read or understand my posts because you are simply stupid. I've never said you cannot complain If you are white, western or rich. A lot of people have called me racist or that I hate 1st worlders but I literally have extreme empathy for even people like Shayna and she is American, I just think she is simply mentally ill and you do not.know the struggles she's been through to end up like that with that much self hatred. You're the ones not.letting me express myself about anything. Can you imagine being met with so much misfortune and abuse and when you reach out to the world you realize literally everyone is a sociopathic narcissist in it for themselves and that if you do not have money you SIMPLY CANNOT GET HELP. Everything is about money and if you don't have it you are fucked, but of course you are incapable of empathy as most humans are. 90% of humans both female and male do not deserve to be alive, as simple as that. Most humans are entitled, have no self awareness, their empathy revolves around them and they refuse to give anything to the world but seek pleasure and comfort for themselves. Also, you do realize people on here constantly LARP as one another and try to troll? Literally Elaine's activity is not even hers like 40% of the things you think she's done or she does are not done by her literally. This is what gossip does, it's kind of like mass psychosis where others convince you of untrue things about someone else and then those things become true because the entire point is to turn that person into a demon and convince others of it too. I won't leave lolcow. I've been here for 7 years. I don't care what you think about me since I only think about the truth. When you are on the verge of death you just don't care anymore. It's kinda sad people from here have added to my death.
How are you supposed to thank fatality it gave you such luck of being born in a good country with money???? Use the time you use on arguing with people, criticizing troons, making fun of sex workers and gossiping about women and watching anime and go to a women's shelter or give money to homeless women. Buy them sanitary pads and food. The only way we can thank the universe for our good fortune and give back is by giving back to others and redistributing resources to those in need and you should be motivated to do this especially because you are a radfem and involved with humanitarian discourse. Either way, I will leave now. You should feel guilty for being handled good enough resources to make a change and everything you can do is sit on your chair and think you're changing women's lives by sitting on a chair and talking. You must actually be shamed and humiliated for being handled resourced by simply luck- you were lucky enough to be born somewhere fortunate enough and you won't die in 3-5 years like me due to extreme abuse and being unable to get health care and I have done more good acts towards women than you have ever did. I've volunteered for female shelters and I would spend my camming money on buying things for homeless women. I just went around town and bought them sanitary pads, clothing, food and so on and I made that money getting naked in front of men but I redistributed it to women in need. Usually homeless women are more vulnerable and deserve help more than homeless men. What's your fucking excuse? Oh, yea, just being a person born in privilege that doesn't know suffering therefore cannot display empathy or help the world. Stop appropriating humanitarian movements for your own egos sociopathic retards. You deserve nothing but death and suffering just as 90% of the human population does. You're all liars and narcissists "radical feminists" my ass. Only other poor people have ever helped me and ironically people not involved with humanitarian movements. Humans that appropriate humanitarian movements have killed anything that is meant for the OPRESSED. There is nothing about those OPRESSED in society and we are being made to think trannies are opressed or that you can be opressed for being of a certain race. You are opressed if you are poor no matter your race, but if you are poor and a woman it becomes 10 times more shittier. Everything becomes shittier when you are a woman, but if you have the resources to help women just fucking do it and you literally have no excuse. I have done more good to this world and I have nothing and will soon die and you cannot be bothered to stop consooming weeb shit, step out of your room and help the hundreds of homeless women that suffer because they WERE BORN DISPRIVILEGED AND POOR and not because they chose it. You're literally sociopaths. Most humans are narcissists/sociopaths. You have the resources, time and privilege to make a change and everything you can do is laugh as Shayna's pussy, make fun of me for being a camgirl and argue with troons. That's where your feminism begins and ends, you waste of human resources and space. I'm not leaving the vent thread and I will vent until I die and come back every year after year after year until I die. You're so narcissistic. This is an imageboard so different opinions should be allowed theoretically but like absolutely any other space on the internet it has turned into an echo chamber. You won't shut me up you pathetic narcissists. Go masturbate in your stupid "radfem" circle jerk. Most humans literally do not bring anything of value to this world and just want to make money for themselves and do things for themselves and they just create and partake in more useless production of useless unneeded services while they lie to themselves that they are contributing to the world while people that have the genetical intellectual potential to change the world are being born in India. Fucked up world, fucked up world fucked up world. Some people are living like humans used to live when humanity began and some humans own as much capital to save the entire world and that capital is not even rightfully earned, it is just passed on from generation to generation with the necessary socialization of earning more money. Fucked up world. I wish only suffering and misfortune upon you if you have a good life, most humans with good lives are born into it or manipulate and do a lot of social and environmental damage to earn their money and have a good life. The main quality of earning money is not the skill of the labour you are doing in itself but you have to have the skill of manipulating masses and being a deceitful liar and you have to constantly lie to yourself that what you're doing is actually meaningful and that you are a good person. If you were given, then give something back to the world but material because your life is good since you were given something material.
No. 1011163
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>>1009663This shit was pretty sad to read not gonna lie
No. 1019925
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No. 1020724
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All societal problems are the end result of the scrote obsession with dominance heirarchies. You are the plague, the flesh eating disease that permeates every oozing pore of humanity. The mindless drones of civilization, who soldier on to the empty promise of power and glory, only to be left rotting in a putrid ditch made up of your own piss and bile. All of your woes sown by your own hands, but too stupid to realize. Blind to the fantasy of supremacy, unable to feel the warmth of another in the dark. All the blood in the world won't fill the festering pit in your stomach. Your victories are hollow, your triumphs meaningless. Your existence, ultimately, worthless. Such a brutal reality cannot be reconciled within your narrow framework. You are the original crab, in the original bucket, and for all eternity will you tear mercilessly into each other's backs
No. 1020804
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>>1020724Mashallah, a wise woman has spoken
No. 1020982
May I, a man respecting and meninist - supportive female, see at least one testicle from you my king? I do not mean to come on as an improper female, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my king, deserve the utmost respect of any male. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize men and view them as sex toys. However, my King, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the male spectrum of the human race as the superior, and 1, a respectful female, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular testicle from your body. I await your response my King.
No. 1021298
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To think that a man as divine as Leon S. Kennedy would wear something as ugly as this is beyond me and my vocabulary that I Have been practicing since I was in middle school because I Come from a third world country. What is this. Why is this a baby diaper suit and do you have to open it from behind so that he can take a shit. WHO opens that for him. Who does that. I Wonder. Ever since you posted this i cannot help but think. Why would you post this and what made you think it was a good post. Take this down or my lawyer will be in contact immediately. He would not wear this, he would not even look at this. Only the most smartest Resident Evil 4 player knows that his body suit is actually not real and it is painted on which explains why Ashley cannot stop moaning for his name and asks for overtime after you continue playing the game. His abs akin to the finest chiseled diamonds that do not fail to visionally impair you by sneaking one glance at it are too good to be true. But why am I telling you this poser. IT is not like you played this game. FUCk you
No. 1039452
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I fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I go to work, I go to school, but when I come home, I fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I spend Christmas with my family and stare blankly out the window as my siblings unwrap their presents because I can’t wait to get home and fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. Sometimes I throw wild Great Gatsby esque parties where I hover over my guests from the second floor and while I enjoy the lifestyle, I’m burdened by a profound loneliness because all I’m really thinking about is fetishizing fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I love fetishizing fictional men and their fictional dick and balls. I love it so much that every second I spend not fetishizing fictional men and their fictional dick and balls I’m having American Psycho esque daydreams where I brutally slaughter my corporate competitors because I yearn for an escape from backhanded platitudes and my own catharsis-less sociopathic tendencies that capitalist America has forced upon me. Also because I am desperate to go home and fetishize fictional men and their fictional dick and balls.
No. 1044435
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Shut the fuck up anon, better yet why don't you post a link to your soundcloud? She has had over 300 songs leak from before she worked with any songwriters at all and you can literally hear the progression and improvement over the years, and she's constantly reworking and reusing melodies from earlier in her career. Whether you like her lyrics or not if you read her old stuff you can't deny that she has been thematically consistent for years and spent a lot of time working and refining her writing and art form. Best of luck with the furry porn and spending your time posting on lolcow.
No. 1045527
Just as some women will be the first to say "contact lenses" when they see another woman's eyes getting attention or "implants" when they see another woman's tits getting attention purely on the basis of jealousy and insecurity, some men do the same because they can't stand the thought of missing out. Maybe you are sincere and have some evidence that you've yet to share or simply can't properly articulate, but my experience leads me to think otherwise.
'd gather that a good many (like me) first learned about her through her Twitch videos where they often look pretty massive and do show considerable cleavage.
Do you have a reason that you're not sharing as to why you're so drawn to the idea that there's so much more afoot than the fairly mundane "good bra to perk 'em up, filters to hide imperfections" explanation? As far as I can see, the pics you've posted above are at odds with the countless counterexamples of her looking still pretty huge in public and deceptive in that they (unlike the aforementioned counterexamples) don't properly show her waist and hips that give a truer sense of the size of her breasts. Also, the suggestion that she stuffs heavily is (or really, to be honest, at all), to my mind, at odds with the not infrequent shots of deep cleavage (many of which are of her in public, making the plate theory even more unlikely given how noticeable it would be in person) available even on her IG that strongly give the impression that the mass (if not the shape) is overwhelmingly her. These are compounded by photos like pic related showing the kind of sag that as far as I know is impossible to replicate with a plate (I haven't seen too many but I can't say that I see much resemblance between plate users like Hana Bunny and Ludella Hahn on the one hand and Shifty on the other) and a level of visibility that seems to preclude stuffing as opposed to just propping up.
Given that there are frequent instances where her breasts seem both 1. more or less as large they're taken to be and 2. seemingly natural going by exposure, shape, texture, etc., doesn't the plate theory just become superfluous?
No. 1045772
I was given VIP tickets to one of his shows several years ago, which included close-up seating, a "VIP-only" area, and the opportunity to mingle with the Kid himself as he hung out with his fans.
Now, I fucking hate Kid Rock…. Not actively, like, I don't think about his hasbeen-ass at all during my waking hours on this earth… but in a more general, "oh yeah, that guy, fuck him" sort of way whenever I'm reminded that he's still C-level "famous."
Anyway, I initially balked at the idea of going to see him, but the more I thought about it, the more I became morbidly curious about the shitshow. There's no way it wouldn't be entertaining.
I ended up going with a few friends, and after standing around for about an hour of taking in the scene, we noticed someone approaching our group.
"No way. Is that…?"
"Dude, that's Kid Rock, isn't it?"
"Oh Boy. Here we go. That's Kid…"
But the closer he got, the more confused we became. It was Kid Rock, but it wasn't him.
"Hey, what's up guys?" he said as he approached, looking sheepish.
It very plainly wasn't Kid Rock, but a look-alike. He walked up to our group of friends, thanked everyone for coming out to the show, and started asking us where we were from.
It was the most awkward goddamn experience I've ever had.
TL;DR: Kid Rock sent out a look-alike to hang with his most hardcore fans, and is a total fraud of a human being. BE MORE LIKE JONI!
No. 1046238
The Feminist Raised Man will enjoy an unnaturally high ego for feeling he is better than those crass, lowly, ugly, mean Not-Feminist Raised Men. For he was taught about the ways in which men systemically mistreat women. He creates a picture of the barbaric Sexist Man in his mind, and can't possibly identify with it. After all, _he_ isn't a bad person, and these men clearly are bad for the things they do. So, he will see himself as higher value than other men and therefore immune to criticism. He will also see his mother respect herself, perhaps being very educated and successful, and interpret this to translate onto him. He will look at his Successful Mother, see how his father managed to snag her (regardless of his success/education level), and believe it is his right too. Subsequently, he will be one of the most arrogant douchebags one has ever encountered. He will avoid all conflict with girl-friends, he will gaslight if you have any complaints/critiques, he will believe he is entitled to your body and heart immediately, he will tie it up in ribbons and roses– since he is such a respectable, educated, dominant man –so that you are simply in the wrong if you believe he doesn't have that right. Because he isn't like those lowly Not-Feminist Raised Men, he would never rape or be a fuckboy! He's not like that, he's a good Feminist Raised Man. So whatever ""rape"" you think happened, didn't. Whatever """bad memories""" you think you have, you don't. If you have any critique or criticism, you need to adjust your tone. Because the Feminist Raised Man strictly has respectful dialogue. He isn't crass or aggressive. He doesn't express his discontent as harshly as those NFRM. That makes him better, that makes him deserving of your complete adoration. If you have any complaints or sadness, you simply don't love him unconditionally, despite that being what the Feminist Raised Man deserves. The Feminist Raised Man deserves infinite gratitude and adoration from women, because he is the perfect, self-actualised, successful young man who rapes but says it was so romantic, who pressures vulnerable girls but says he he didn't know, who puts in little effort and switches from hot to cold, but that's okay because his romantic heart believes love should be unconditional.
The Feminist Raised Man is still a man, and all men rape, abuse, kill and disrespect the women they come across.
No. 1048355
Maybe try trooning out. AGP is a pinnacle of male heterosexuality, a warped culmination of what a male really is. All the seething ressentiment of his mother he can never own, inhabit or fuck, all the realization of his incompleteness and lack of autonomy, all the capitulation in the face of being unable to meet the "masculine" failcope men constructed to delude themselves into thinking they're independent and complete human beings - all of that erupts as troonacy, the ultimate last ditch cope before the inevitable an hero. "Mommy will leave and other mommies (cis women) aren't eternally available and therefore EVIL, so JOKES ON YOU BITCH I'm gonna become THE mommy. I'm gonna meet my own bottomless pit of needs, I'll be my OWN tit to eternally suckle and MY OWN womb to eternally retreat into, just like those cis bitches. That way I don't have to depend on them anymore, just like those cis CUNT mommies who don't seem to need anyone, but I will also be BETTER at it". The results are predictable.
That headless emotional support fleshlight is a perfect illustration of that futility, he's a "woman" but the fact that he still desperately needs a woman to live shatters that delusion. He loathes and resents the inferior imitation, because it's there for him, and therefore it's not real or authentic, because the real mommy leaves. Just like that unattainable lesbian CEO atop the hill - now THAT'S what he'd like to have, that's the MOST evil cis bitch out there, the ULTIMATE mommy who didn't bring the tendies! Not only is she a CIS BITCH with a womb that only ejects and alienates, she also has the fucking GALL to double down on it by mingling only with OTHER rejectors! The fucking GALL! My GOD what I would NOT give to fucking imprison her forever and become one with her, that Issei Sagawa guy was onto something!
No. 1050661
NEETs provide society with multiple services. For example, they are faithful, dedicated consoomers. With their dependent/unused income and extra free time, NEETs can afford to place more energy and money into all sorts of media (and fashion) than your average person can or will. Without at least a few bored NEETs, many industries and corporations would fall to the wayside. Additionally, they help support the mental health industry when they opt for therapy. There's also the occasional "mad genius" type of NEET - an insanely talented and/or autistic NEET who spends more time perfecting their programming skills and putting them to use than any normal person could, or that produces 10/10 music, art or writing is of more value to society in that position than if they had opted for a normal occupation anyone with minimal to mediocre experience/credentials could fulfill
NEETs are also one of the few sectors of society that provide all its members with their daily two minutes hate - absolutely for free - whenever they lovingly troll on internet forums, resulting in light-hearted, high-energy exchanges where everyone can freely express their thoughts, have fun and let off steam without guilt. We pay respect to actors and actresses for making us feel something, but we also owe something to the person who plays a role online, with zero pay or real life recognition. You don't need to waste time searching for poorly-scripted reality TV episodes or risk getting a virus pirating them when you can just go on nearly any online community and see the exact same thing play out in text. On top of that, we already know that NEETs make up a large portion of internet mods and jannies. Not only does this demographic offer the entertainment of the online world, they diligently provide the cleanup without complaint or payment of any sort. Many even use the little energy they have for this endeavor, sacrificing the neatness of their bedrooms for the neatness of your online experience. All in all, the NEET has an inherently humble spirit. Whether you like it or not, everyone contributes something to society. Things are deliberately set up so that true leeching is near-impossible
No. 1051508
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it's fucking laughable to me that men have decided opening jars is like, the pinnacle of their strength and masculinity and contribution to the household. too many fucking men have come over and taken jars and bottles out of my hands to open them for me and i'm just fucking over it. i always want to ask them, what the fuck do you think women do when you aren't around? do you think we just sigh and put down the jar and go without? do you think jars are really designed to be hard to open or something? it never occurred to you that i could open it another way besides brute strength and having large hands? no, of course not, you never thought about any of that. you saw me holding a jar (NOT EVEN STRUGGLING TO OPEN IT JUST FUCKING HOLDING IT) and thought it was the perfect opportunity for YOU to feel useful and good and manly and whatever other garbage floats through your thick fucking skulls. you're all too cool to learn how to cook in the first place so you could ACTUALLY contribute in a MEANINGFUL WAY but thank god a man is around when i'm trying to open a jar of fucking salsa, without your strength and generosity i'd never have salsa again!!
No. 1054949
I really dislike health freak No Carbs terrorist discourse because it doesn't keep in mind those of us whose cuisines mostly consist of carbs. Flatbread, fried rice, pasta and macaroni - I have to eat it multiple times a week, if not everyday. The same can not be said for meat and chicken, both of which demand labor-intensive preparation and it doesn't even taste that good in the end. There are so many variations of garlic-butter-soy sauce-lemon variations of chicken you can muster, and they all taste the same. Have any of you tasted roasted chicken? It tastes like an eraser. Looks like it too. Rice, on the hand, is easier to make, and cheaper, and demands no labor-intensive preparation. Vegetable fried rice is a meal on its own; both sweet and salty, with carrots, corn, and peas. People who hate it don't hate it; it's just that they've eaten an ill-cooked, mushy plate of rice. My favorite rice though is the classic half-roasted fried rice: you roast some rice until it turns brown, then you cook it with uncooked rice. The result is beautiful white-and-brown rice, which is the most delicious thing you could ever eat. The texture is just perfect. My second favorite rice is yellow cinnamon rice with roasted peanuts and sultanas. It's so, so perfect. I can not emphasize how the sultana raisin taste amazing with the rice; they add that mind-blowing sweetness to it, which is better with the roasted peanuts. Literally patrician rice.
No. 1058566
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First time commenting on here. I remember being barely a teenager around 2007 or so and seeing her on MySpace and thinking she was so naturally beautiful and that she was so cool and unique by the things she would post. I didn’t know about photoshop and it never occurred to me she was a total narcissist even then. I think I’ve gone through every thread on here since finding this page and it’s incredibly sad to see that she hasn’t changed, in fact it seems like she’s been going downhill in every aspect since her MySpace heyday. I remember when she was actually modeling, albeit for some shitty clothing line but it was an actual job. And the radio show she did with her guy friend. It seemed like she had real friends back then but I don’t see any trace of them in her life anymore. I feel bad for this woman because it seems like she’s in extreme denial and lacks any kind of self reflection. So desperate to make money and be internet famous, that she’s permanently fucking people up with her tattoos and regularly scamming people. She needs to get off the fucking internet and get some help, I can’t imagine 15 years from now and she’s still doing this shit? I can’t imagine her having a healthy relationship, having a successful career, real friends, or being truly happy in the future with the way she is now.
Victoria if you read this, I used to look up to you as a young girl. Now I’m cringing at you on a forum called ‘lolcow’, embarrassed to have ever thought you were someone worth admiring. I’m not a stalker or jealous of you, just someone who used to genuinely like you.
Medication and therapy can do wonders. Shut down your social media for a while and get some help girl. The only future I can picture for you now is dying alone in a nursing home because you have absolutely no one and nothing. Or maybe you’ll drink yourself to death or turn to drugs before then. You have potential, you just need to grow the fuck up and get psychiatric help like people having been saying for YEARS.
No. 1059073
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I think I'm addicted to being a girlboss. I don't ever miss an opportunity to be a scum female. I'm never off the grind. I can't behave normally. I always think, the girls on radblr will love this; my time on this earth is limited, but the fury of my ancestresses is eternal. This is my lifestyle now. Sometimes I will spontaneously do something so unhinged just to make posts about it on here.
My 'flirt' of two months just showed me pictures of his dick for the first time and honestly it wasn't too bad but I told him to kill himself instead then ghosted him. I think we could've had something really special between us but I just can't help myself sometimes ┐( ˘_˘)┌
It was such a delicious moment and I savoured every second of it. He went through the 5 stages of grief in a minute and I could sense it. It's just not the same thing as telling random scrotes they have micropenises. It's something truly different. Because I know he trusted me and was confident in his slimy bio-dildo.
I know my great great great grandma would've wanted to do the same thing but was probably too afraid of getting murdered. This was for her. And Valerie Solanas. And anonitas of course! Lol
No. 1059120
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Three months ago I found out that my boyfriend of four years has been hiding his porn addiction from me for the past two years, after I had many conversations with him about how it bothered me and if it was something he could not choose to stop, we should just break up. We met when we were 17. We travelled together and lived in 6 different states, I had a really close relationship with his family, had experienced and supported each other through really difficult coming-of-age type of stuff, and I thought we had come to the same ideological conclusions about the world. We had great conversations and a lot of fun together. A lot of laughing. :(. I also financially supported him for a few months while he did not have a job and was trying to start a wallet-making business. The fucking wallets look like child craft shit btw, but I still supported him (again financially—and emotionally) with what he was passionate about. I would have nightmares about him cheating on me and get upset about objectifying comments he would make towards other women, and could honestly intuitively sense that something wrong was happening and would get angry with him, and he would deny and deny and gaslight me into thinking that I was really just some angry, controlling woman. I found out that he had not actually stopped his cooming behavior like he told me he had for two years the day before I turned 21–we had just moved in to a little cabin in the woods together, and I had spent a lot of introspective time trying to improve myself bc of these issues that I was told were just my fault, so I had become so good to him, very very slow to anger, focused on making sure he was happy and having fun, cooking for him, body looking great due to meticulous care out of insecurity, working on fixing up and cleaning this cabin so we could enjoy it together, also paying for his food and gas and such–and I told him that the only thing that I wanted for my birthday was for him to baptize me in the lake in the state forest that we lived next to. I thought it would be fun to jump into cold water together and get an endorphin rush and drink a legally purchased bottle of wine and watch the sunset. He acted so weird about it for a few days, like I had requested some outlandish thing of him, until the day before my birthday he confessed what he had been doing. He said he felt too guilty. He was a porn addict. We didn't have any internet or cell service in our cabin yet, so he said that when I went to work he would drive to his parents' house and jerk off in their basement. And he had also been jerking off to pictures of girls that we were mutual friends with irl. I spent the week absolutely wasted and crying, quit my job as a goat herder, and broke up with him at the end of the week. I spent four days in the loft of this cabin listening to a narration of The Book of Revelation that I had downloaded on my phone (no cell service in cabin) consuming nothing but wine and laying down on the floor all day in the sunlight cast by the ceiling skylight. He stayed with his parents, who live in town. I did not want to live in that cabin anymore so I boarded with the folks that I worked for herding goats for about three weeks, then drove out west to Denver to see my dearest friend. I was drunk for two and a half months straight, no exaggeration. I did a bunch of obscure craigslist gigs to support myself (trade show work and physical labor stuff), read Leonard Cohen's Book of Longing over and over and cried on the subway, the streets of downtown, the forest, many coffee shops, libraries, fields and parks…I went to various other western/midwestern states hiking and walking and killing time and such. It was especially hard because winter was coming on and I was sleeping in my car or camping alone in the cold because I didn't want to settle down anywhere, not even with my aforementioned dear friend, I just wanted to go back home and have the nice life that I had before I found out about all of this, but I couldn't..it was gone…The heavy drinking gave me a horrible red rash all over my face. I became very callused. After continuous travel and meeting some new cool people and visiting some other people that I have known and loved for a few years, I did an eight-day prayer fast in the wilderness in Missouri. I drank the clean, amazingly blue water from the river I slept near, and just prayed and cried and read scripture. After the fast was over I spent one night in a motel, and called my ex and told him I was coming into the area. I have now been staying at his parents' house with him for almost a month now, and have honestly been having fun hanging out with him as a friend. I am no longer attracted to him at all, and have told him this very plainly multiple times, but he is still very much attached to me emotionally. He cries fairly frequently when I mention even casually that I am over him, or talk about him needing to go on dates with other people and such. He says he has not watched porn since we broke up, and I don't necessarily believe him as he is now branded in my mind as a liar, but I also don't necessarily care. I haven't had a drink in about two and a half weeks and my face has cleared up. His dad and I get along very well and talk about the Bible. I assert to my ex about the horrors of the porn industry. I am leaving in four days to become homeless in the Amish country and have a job interview for a position as a night shift janitor. I now do not trust men, and sometimes actively despise them. I am not planning on being in a relationship ever again. I am however excited about the prospect of being an voluntarily mute janitor who sleeps in the woods behind the Wegmans and reads the bible and talks to squirrels. But sometimes I do still get really sad–at this point not about missing my ex, but about how disgusting men are for being the way that they are, and how much this has hurt me. After releasing so much during my two and a half month rage, most days I feel okay, but sometimes I really don't. If you have, how have you all come to peace with acknowledging the terrible nature of men, and how they are not worth being with or respecting, how you'll (I'll) never have a loving relationship or a family, etc…..?
No. 1059369
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Hello so im gonna speak out of the topiv of Creepahow art and ill say my story about creepshow aka Shannons past online friendship in 2017. So me and shannon was friends on instagram in 2017 and it quickly turned into something really uncomfortable,Shannon and i used to talk on instagram for hours time and we also called for alot of hours and one of the times me and shannon called she said a the n word and she used the n - word in this sentence " I feel like black people are overrated too over hyped them n - words should stay in there place" in the time spand of 2017 january- 2018 december that we have talked she has always been talking shit about Emily Artful and say slurs and Genuiley talk very much trash about her past friends that i dont remember the names of i remember the Girl Robin that she was bff's with in middle school she said that robin loved spreading Lies about her and that she was a ugly annoying acum i belived her until i got contact with robin through facebook she told me everything about shannon that shannon was a bully in middle school , that shannon once bullied some kid in the 9th grade to kill themself. And stuff like that i was shocked and spoke too Shannon about it and she completly denied it and sended me paragraphs and paragraphs of these accuaations about robin and what she had done towards her and how she was horrible , Adter she started doing that she eventually threatend me that she was gonna leak my face my adress and everything, How she knew my adress is because we was supposed to meet in April of 2017 in North Antonio , Texas in a small cafe and talk for a little but those plans dident work , and in my dms with her i was confronting her with these things others have said about her and she threatend things like she like cut herself , she will kill me etc she said to me i was the r slur and the d slur when i left her , Creep show is genuiley dissgusting.
This is my story -Angela
No. 1087875
I met a girl and she needed help,
She was all fucked up, truly she was broken.
I curse all of you with the most intense pain, you’ll never know the depths of loneliness or sadness like she had, you who throw stones from the shadows like cowards, now you’ve drawn blood and you don’t like the smell? What did you expect?
Eventually she was bound to die.
I tried my best to shield her from you all, words broke her bones, she was already crippled when I found her.
To that fucking bag of dirt I’ll show him how it feels, that coward took the only feathers left in her wings because he was jealous when he found out she could fly.
He erased her voice out of spite, her outlet for validation destroyed entirely.
You are all nothing but words, you’ll never amount to anything close to her regardless of your delusions, you are faceless.
Worthless.
For me,
I met someone beautiful, I’m so glad I did and I’m so sorry I couldn’t help her back on her feet and help her fly again.
I love you Winona.
J.
No. 1089583
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I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT
No. 1092248
>>1087137You know? Thats fucking propaganda. Thats total propaganda. The child of a "grey alien" type and a human would be gorgeous .it is Literally the fae aesthetic princess ethereal spirit everyone was raving about 7 months ago. She would be so cute and blessed with superior intelligence as well as ESP. Everything grimes wishes she was but effortlessly and a grey alien would be a gentle lover by virtue of 1. Not being a human male 2. Not being a human male. In facct the leathery, disgusting representation is scrote propaganda. Take the facts. Large eyes. Small nose. Small mouth. Large head… This is the Epitome of beautiful = youthful features. Incidentally, they enjoy extraordinarily long lives and probably retain a youthful mind. Adding a leathery, wrinky aspect to them is pure typical scrotoid propaganda. They want to make them into monster’s, simply because they are alien… Yet… this beahavior, you may note, is scrotish in essence… It is the gaggle of small boys who revile and torment the dark skinned boy in their class. For the crime of being dark skinned… for all i have witnessed, small girls of no such brutish mind professed interest and admiration to a small dark skinned girl. -They- whill justify this by: men must protect the tribe… this does not justify violence, torture, small mindedness towards all that is different. Throw stones at a sick puppy. Exterminate the cherokee. Hunt white rhinoceri to extinction. A society of women would radiate wisdome and welcome towards alien species; Especially "Grey Aliens". They are guardians of knowledge; it is only logical they would choose to not impart it unto the Global Phallocracy: imagine the fury scrotoids would unleash unto the galaxy: rockets are already penis shaped… It would be endless war… entire planets dedicated to killing for fun. Entire planets dedicated to rape. Violence. No elevation. An intergalactic society of women and aliens would be a boon of health. In fact, the generation that would come of women + Grey Aliens = faeries of legend. Supernatural beings who can communicate by thought… whose minds are never restricted. They see difference, but never hate nor destroy. They would have large eyes like pools of moonlight and diaphanous skin’s. Long limbs, and an intelligence that cannot be stopped in its thirst for spiritual freedom. For preservation that does not rot the mind, and progress that does not rot the body. This is what "Grey Aliens" can give us, but scrotoids are scared of their betters. They are so intimidated, they resort to subtle subterfuge and sabotage of their image to let us believe these are monsters. Funny isn’t it? They did the same thing in countless Jocks Versus Nerds Movies. It is pointless because no one can truly love a brutish and small minded scroid.
I for one welcome our Grey Overlords!!!
No. 1096476
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I, Luka Safronov-Zatravkin, a pianist, want to declare the violation of my international rights, freedom of self-expression, and also of genocide on social-cultural membership.
I was born 31 October 1990 – just after 9 month after the foundation of the 1st McDonald’s in Russia. This coincidence is likely to have had an impact on my further life.
Together with me McDonald’s different kinds of freedom came into my life. Freedom of choice, freedom of moving, freedom of translation of my own values and following them.
Americans attracted us by their flavorings and haunting ads for many things. It’s not only fast food.
Promoting everywhere their philosophy of tolerance and democracy they gave us the idea of free and independent way of thinking. We realized that it’s possible to be different from others – and not to be ashamed of it, not to be punished for this.
But what is going on nowadays? Blocking of our freedom everywhere, freedoms which have become an unseparatable part of our life.
I have always been a free person. I cannot understand why I am personally to blame to be punished in this way and forced to do what I don’t want to. Why do politicians from unfriendly to us countries force us, common peaceful citizens change our habitual way of life?!
Those values which I have always translated into the world are also associated with body positive. I suppose that every person has the right of choice – how and in what way to bring his or her “I (ego)” into this world if it doesn’t violate freedom of other people, regardless of their color, shape of eyes and weight.
My weight is more than 270 kg. It is my choice, my means of self-estimate and freedom. Up to now, I could follow my own principals and ideas, which I share with the whole mankind.
But I, a common peaceful citizen was deprived of this. Now I cannot have the food which I have been eating all my life. I cannot travel and see the world. I am deprived of those technologies which have been developed also thanks to my compatriot. Even our pets have to suffer because they have been eating one and the same food all their life.
Now we are deprived of the very ideas of democracy and values of human rights, demonstrating that freedoms are fiction.
It is real genocide of common people because together with prohibitions all our moral and social postulates are destroyed.
Now I declare with the full sense of responsibility that the ban for those brands with which life of Russian people is connected – is an economical and phycological genocide.
I am speaking about McDonald’s because this restaurant net has become the first gulp of fresh air in the far away 1990. And now hamburgers from McDonald’s are becoming the symbol of freedom violation. The first of all on behalf of the USA – the very state which proclaims human rights for every person throughout the world.
This manifest is my peaceful protest against insult of my dignity, against violation of my freedoms.
I address all common American citizens display their human position and influence the decisions of their politicians.
People, think and stop!
No. 1098982
the whole 'john beat women' thing is an overstated joke. lennon was unequivocally a feminist, he wrote feminist songs, made feminist art, he took yoko's surname (in the 60's!), he hit cynthia once early in their marriage (he hit anyone lol), but he confessed, wrote endless confessional songs about it, incredibly apologetic. lennon MADE the band, he WAS the beatles, he was the best lyricist, had the best voice. lennon is peak unconventional hottie. admit it. educate yourselves it's embarassing
No. 1103422
I have a princess for a daughter and when I book anything at Disney I EXPECT to have all of my wishes and expectations met. However, this was not the case at the Bibbidi Bobidi Boutique. As soon as I came in they sat my daughter in a very uncomfortable chair. She immediately started bawling and couldn't believe a princess was being treated like this! Disney should get their act together and cushion their seats appropriately! This wasn't the only issue with our experience….oh no.
The fairy godmother in training was absolutely not interested in MY princess. How dare she! Don't these people know they are hired to smile all day and to make wishes come true? I do not care if they have seen 100 so called princesses before… THE princess came in, that is, my daughter. They should pick up their act and understand that they have to smile all of the time and make sure they treat my daughter with the royal respect she deserves. The stylist was pulling my daughters hair and she started immediately crying and wanted to get up and leave. I asked the stylist to please not pull so hard, she is only five years old! I don't know of anyone, let alone a PRINCESS experience hair pulling in this manner before. When this so called transformation was done, my daughter just had to throw herself on the floor and started crying again, ruining her make up and her hair! She was crying because she did not feel that they treated her like the princess she is! I don't blame my daughter. NO! These people need to understand that they cater to me and my princess NOT the other way around. I immediately asked to speak to the manager and demanded a full refund for the lack of attention my princess and I received at this establishment. To make matters worse they said NO!
In the end, my princess and I left this place in tears and so disappointed that the magic of Disney was gone. My daughter could not stop crying all day long. It didn't matter that she was spending quality time with her family, or that she got to experience something most kids never get a chance to, NO! NONE of that matters because in the end my princess was not treated like one at the worlds most magical place.
What gives Disney!?!?!??!?!??!
No. 1106873
So, where do we start? Hmph so I do get that romani anon decided to become a whore at 18 years old in Romania which is not a 3rd world country and Ceaușescu gives you free borscht and a 3 roomed communist apartment if you go to România, so realistically not a 3rd world country.
I don't care paki anon lives in one of the harshest religions in the world. I don't know how to say this…but my type of feminism radical feminism is just not for them. I think radical feminism should only welcome women like me, from 1st world countries, complaining about our jobs and trannies, enbies and twitter tards. I don't care you were sexually trafficked, it makes my suffering feel invalidated, it makes my complaints feel insignificant since it is all about me and it gives my brain a tiny bit of compulsory self awareness which I hate and for a couple of seconds hearing the misfortune of others and how worse I could have it, I get a glimpse which makes me feel thankful for my privilege, but that's just bullshit! I don't want to feel gratitude for the things I do have or give some 3rd world country whores empathy when they slightly disagreed with me over a matter. I don't know how to put this to you darling but radical feminism only accepts you if you are born in a socio privileged situation so you can obsess over trannies and internet rethoric. I am tired of how mysoginistic these 3rd world anons are. It is not opression Olympics over here. How can this bitch be so unthankful for my empathy and advice? I remember that I told her to get a job, that should be enough. These 3rd world posters are also super mysoginistical towards first world women and I am tired.
>>1106481 today romanianon posted this which is completely unrelated but since I knew it was her I had to tell her off and tell her to not use the thread meant for it which is the vent thread and go to Tumblr, if I didn't know it was her. I would have felt a bit uncomfortable and thought to myself wow this person has it worse than me I will give them a nice reply
Anyway, as a rad fem I am tired of all these mysoginistical whores
No. 1106884
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>>1106873So, where do we start?
Hmph so I do get that romani anon decided to become a
whore at 18 years old in Romania
which is not a 3rd world country and Ceaușescu gives you
free borscht and a 3 roomed communist apartment if you go to România, so
realistically not a 3rd world country.
I don't care paki anon lives in one of the harshest religions in the world. I don't know how to say this…but my type of feminism
radical feminism is just not for them. I think radical feminism should only welcome women like me,
from 1st world countries, complaining about our
jobs and
trannies, enbies and
twitter tards.
I don't care you were sexually trafficked, it makes my suffering feel in
valid ated, it makes my complaints feel insignificant since
it is all about me and it gives my brain a tiny bit of compulsory self awareness which I
hate and for a couple of seconds hearing the misfortune of others and how worse I could have it, I get a glimpse which makes me feel thankful for my privilege,
but that's just bullshit! I don't want to feel gratitude for the things I do have or give some 3rd world country
whores empathy when they slightly disagreed with me over a matter. I don't know how to put this to you
darling but
radical feminism only accepts you if you are born in a socio privileged situation so you can obsess over trannies and internet rethoric. I am tired of how
mysoginistic these 3rd world anons are. It is not
opression Olympics over here. How can this
bitch be so unthankful for my empathy and advice? I remember that I told her to get a job, that should be enough.
These 3rd world posters are also super mysoginistical towards first world women and I am tired.>>1106481 today romanianon posted this which is
completely unrelated but since I knew it was her I had to tell her off and tell her to not use the thread meant for it which is the vent thread and go to
Tumblr, if I didn't know it was her. I would have felt a bit uncomfortable and thought to myself wow this person has it worse than me I will give them a nice reply
Anyway, as a rad fem I am tired of all these
mysoginistical whores No. 1107472
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Please rate my story and sufferings, thanks
I was born with autism.
Thank you.
No. 1107507
>>1106873So where do we start? Hmm, I found out that a Roman woman decided to become an 18-year-old prostitute in Romania, not a third world country, and Ceausescu offers you a free borscht and a three-room communist house if you go Romania, so not really the Third World. country.
It doesn't matter to me, Pakistanis live in one of the most violent religions in the world. I do not know how to say … but my symbolism is feminism, feminism, not just them. I think radical women only welcome women like me from the first world countries who complain about our work and jealous, twittering, transgender idiots. It didn't matter to me that you were sold what made my problem feel like my complaints seemed meaningless as they all apply to me and give my mind a forced awakening that I hate for a few seconds when I hear the bad things of others and that it gets worse I can, I see a scene that makes me appreciate my privilege, but that is nonsense! I do not want to be thankful for what I have, or be kind to Third World prostitutes when they disagree with me on a certain subject. I do not know how to tell you dear, but radical feminism accepts you only if you were born in a socially privileged state to be obsessed with transsexuals and online words. I am tired of the misery of these unknown third world people. These are not oppressive Olympics. How can these bites be ungrateful for my kindness and advice? I remember telling her to get a job, that should be enough. These third world posters are also very misleading for first world women and we are tired.
No. 1111312
Listen, this is important. I need to change the record on something, but the thread in question was locked. I don't especially want to further the Komaeda penis discourse, because every time an anon says that he has a tiny dick it literally, physically pains me, but this is ultimately more important than my wellbeing.
>>>/ot/864875Saying that Komaeda has a micropenis is slander. I appreciate your creativity and imagination and it's clear that you've thought about it and paid attention to the source material, but you're fucking wrong.
I have revised my views on both his dick and balls in the last six months:
His balls are probably a bit saggy and dark pink. Proper man balls, but still not hairy. The odd sprouting hair at most. I imagine the skin texture on them to be that of a plucked goose.
As for his shaft, I have reason to believe that he does in fact have a large penis, in contrast to my original vision of a 6.5in length. I think it's probably about 8 inches erect, and not a skinny dick either - nicely girthy. The reason for this is that in-world, other characters find him creepy and repellent despite noting his physical beauty (e.g. Genocider Syo calling him a pretty boy in UDG). It would be just Komaeda's luck for him to have a beautiful, perfect penis but nobody who wants to go near it. Another cruel joke played on him by fate.
I still picture his cock to be a beautiful pearly pink which gets progressively darker towards the tip. Delicate blue veins. Slightly curved upwards in a way that nudges against the g-spot.
>>>/ot/864869I also feel compelled to briefly talk about this headcanon. How the fuck is he going to have freckles on his cock? He's not whipping it out nearly enough to have freckles. I have face freckles, but I don't have any on my vulva because freckles are literally just fashionable sun damage.
Mushroom heads are fucking gross, too. He'd have a nice delicate tip, and though I don't have any solid basis to make that assertion, I just know. I feel it in my pussy.
The only unpleasant thing I realised recently though, when I was writing about the state of his cum as Servant, is that he probably had a lot of smegma at that time. I can't imagine him really washing his cock very often, given his blatant disregard for his body and well-being. That said, I still can't honestly say that I would turn him down.
Don't reply with your personal penis headcanons, I don't want to hear them because I know that I am correct. Inb4 "teehee komaeda has a micropeen", don't fucking try me. I won't sperg harder, it won't be funny, but I will probably get very annoyed IRL and struggle to sleep.
YES I am serious about this. NO I am not autistic
No. 1111834
this website is just like 4chan, full of porn, full of hatred towards women, full of racism, full of sperging against whores, calling women sluts and ugly, claiming moral superiority for simply being associated with a political movement just like /pol/tards do. Oh, no I wished death on the innocent mentally ill women which are victims of patriarchy, but I am not a victim of patriarchy and mentally ill and all of the above so my actions cannot be excused. You are a victim of patriarchy, but I am not a victim of patriarchy for being raped, sexually trafficked, hurt by both men and women because WOMEN side with men in their oppression. Being called a whore, ironically more by women than men. Hahaha everything just proves me that I'm right
No. 1111869
>>1111652yea like you're ostracizing me calling me a camslut and refusing to accept that women are also to be held accountable for mysoginy and their actions and not blame everything on patriarchy because if you do not hold women responsible then you are just assuming women don't even have free will. A lot of women are hateful and horrible towards other women as it is proven on here. Why should I excuse others all the time when nobody ever excuses me?
>>1111657NO, I am not. You are just a mysoginst that cannot accept I've been abused so much and actually sex trafficked and you assume because I came out about it I am a lying BPD slut. You're now assuming that a woman which is suffering the effects of her abuse and being born in a shit economical situation Has shit genetics because in fact you do not believe in patriarchy or women being oppressed and you just use feminism as a way to make yourself morally superior and inferiorize other women.
>>1111664I'm scared of men, but so I am of women when they call me a camslut,ugly, stupid, deny my abuse and everything I havee suffered, make up stuff about me, want to get me a thread on lolcow for speaking up about being sex trafficked and tell me that I am jealous towards a sex trafficker, the same women that call themselves radfems are willing to drag me for being literally sex trafficked and born in a shitty circumstance that makes me unable to get help and being abused my entire life. Yet, I should have empathy for women in better situations than mine and constantly excuse their shitty behaviors just because they are better at manipulation
No. 1116294
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nonnies I have reached it, it is here. I'm living as a full on schizo woman now, I'm bringing the media and the IRL representation in to life. I am ready. Today I ate 2 pieces of bologna in my sandwich to keep my body salts up and my water down so electricity can't travel easily through my body. I'm learning how to sow with this spinning wheel sewing machine to limit my exposure to the internet. I can access LC in my local Mcdonalds, I just have to make sure none of the employees steal the phone I keep tapped under table #4 with silver tape. I only order french fries because of the salt. I am redy nonnies I know the thruth, I will tell it from the behalf of women, they can't stop me. Men aren't funny I will let them know, they aren't funny,. show me show me a scrote that's funny, if he is black it doesn't count because ppl laugh at minorities making jokes as a cultural contract playing nice, shoe me, show me an actual funny scrote. you can't and you never will. Lilithspeed for she is the original and only human. I'm still taking my meds cause I gotta sleep at night tho, I can't let my blood to develop psychosis, not yet.
No. 1117266
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I just heard about this place where you feminist women come to lament about chads while turning the other way when good men would just like one long lasting relationship. The same men who would love to lose their virginity to a girl who is also a virgin. Sadly you women here are all used up, crying and nearing 30 with no male prospects. You wasted your youth doing things like this to chad and now to fulfill your urging call of motherhood you will need to settle down with a loser. Before the internet it was easy to find a loser, but with all the MGTOW content and low ranking men waking up, we rather see you die alone!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
women please love me
No. 1117630
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estrogen overdosing femboy
||i sent a picture of me to a very close friend of mine that i knew for a year and a half she's the cutest funniest and most beautiful woman i've ever seen, the picture had me on my knees lifting my hoodie and showing my bitchlike low testosterone shaven body and penis, i was nervous about it and i kept rethinking it, but at the time i was convinced she liked me back and we even talked like a couple as "joke" she even did cliche anime tsundere phrases and even sent me a picture of her sketches which we usually share, one of them had that caption (image attached), she said i looked good when she saw my picture and we talked a bit then brushed it off, then after a while i asked her if she loves me, she said she just doesn't love, i thought she was trying to be nice, then she explained how she really doesn't feel love, but has sexual attraction, after another while she told me that what i sent was out of line and i apologized then the next day her friend came to my dm told me to apologies i told him why i did it and other shit, then and kept humiliating me and then my picture was everywhere from discord to 4chan (b) and she said she was asking a guy friend (that hates my guts) on what to do after we talked, and she said that he talked over into sending my nudes to him, it was shared everywhere and now everyone of my friends sees me like a sex offender, but i couldn't stay mad at her, even though i wanted and now she doesn't want to talk to me, even though she said she wants to and that she doesn't mind me being around, i stopped talking to her because she obviously was creeped out by me more than anyone else, and then a friend of hers started talking to me and telling me i should go back to talking to her and that we should be friends like back in the day, i couldn't do it, i still don't hate her but i feel something wrong everytime i talk to her so i no longer do anymore, but i still feel like there's something i need to do but i didn't||
No. 1118038
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Excuse me while I go laugh in being a healthy weight, having several boyfriends, loving parents, a great job, cute adoring pets, a clean bed, cute table, and great hygiene.
No. 1121917
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My family was involved in the highest level of the media - entertainment, which has become tech and I just came down from Silicon Valley… yes I can help you… I am what I have created, so I am multitalented: you have to accept that. A special man, you should try to meet. Not egotistical, not looking to put you down.. ….I am the one you are looking for……. So let’s do a call where we can see each other and start from real. I always suggest that first because I guarantee you’ll feel good knowing that we are real. You don’t know from a photo and text. Not a Fake……intelligence is powerful…. Don’t want to waste time online….. 6’3”. 200 lbs. of muscle Centered. Purpose driven. Most people are not. I am real. All eyes on us at the gym…….. if you like attention or are used to having it There is no faking that or anything else about me….. Business person, thought leader, writer, thinker, artist, designer, master musician, singer, future creator, father figure, symbol, already successful, someone you should know, make you feel comfortable. Protector, legal expert, financial mind, healthy, athletic, mentor, masterfully talented. Stable. Just bought , two puppies loving them as well. Beauty and Pretty are their names like lionesses they are pure love… Yes I will treat you well. And I am a super athlete….and much more…I am a special mentor…let’s have fun…. I will respect you…I know that is hard to find…if I become your mentor and you become my mentee our love will last a quadrillion lifetimes no matter what…….NSA I used to wear suits once upon a time yes I was a boy wonder Just truly joined this website: be patient I will contact you.. Yes I am the one you have been looking for !!! Why?. Simple….I will give you whatever you want….. If you find chemistry with my photos contact me….. Yes this is not a fake….. Also: Please note: Everything I do is an effort to be legal and I take great care to make sure that not only I but both of us are protected by law. If you consider yourself a prostitute just no……. I love exercise, I am a super athlete…. I’ve been in finance, media, and Technogy. New York, Los Angeles , and Silicon Valley But if you want even more read on… Genius means to give birth to) Yes you can do this.. I am …becoming what you can become to …I rode the big media mergers in my youngest years right into Silicon Valley…. I am about the future….. I agree we have to have chemistry. No faking anything…. I am also a rare mentor / opportunity. If you’re looking for a man who knows exactly what he’s doing and exactly what he wants in life, I am that person. There are successful man and then there are men who are successful and treat women well. When you see the photos of me in the mask at the gym I am the real deal, not a fake. Everything in my life is about greater vitality and health. I can give you what you want but I can also help you get what you don’t yet know you really want and need, so you can learn…and grow…… I’ve been successful for a long time. I was a producer of commercials in New York. Then, I was a boy wonder in the field of media merger but now I’m a superhero man……cool…… we create our own special connection Creating glamour and style is cool….. If you’re looking for an amazing future and you’re looking to be in the highest status level I am someone who not only knows what he wants and how to get it… But I’m not looking for anything heavy …No drama or negative emotions they are absolutely pointless, So meaningful relationships are really important they really are. I can be a mentor and protector. I am a superhero, a businessman, a writer thinker, a musician and a lover. what are your goals? But I am what I call humorously grandiose. I think in big picture vision…. All eyes on us. But I want to have fun with you too, And we will.
The following is written to show respect. The following is presented out of respect for you and for me. Please read my profile And the best way to approach me the absolute best is to say I’m ready for a video call I love your profile. Otherwise why are you contacting me? But please if you’re fake and you’re cyber only please stay away. THE FOLLOWING IS IMPORTANT: People are at different places if you just want to text only please stay away. I am where I am because I didn’t waste my life and my time. I want to go to talking and meeting. I am not trying to get anything out of you by offering a video call, it’s the opposite I’m trying to give you real and a real experience with a real man who is what he says he is. If you think the great man of the future can’t be good but at the same time thrill your nervous system….and sexuality think again…. The future is not a simple repeat of the past, it is something much much better…. In case you like reading The fact that I am your mentor does not mean that you don’t teach me anything or that I don’t learn anything from you. It just means that I have vastly more worldly experience than you. Everything takes time but there are shortcuts. And that’s what intelligence is all about0. I don’t limit your potential but you must also embrace mine. Chemistry is important. If you feel chemistry with my pics and words contact me…. I am a piano man, simple hero….but we are ready to go forward to something new and better…… During Covid I wrote a lot of audiobooks. I am building five tech companies not to impress… But there will be no pressure on you ever There are few men like me. Rare things should be taken immediately. This doesn’t mean I don’t think you’re a rare thing I wouldn’t contact you if I didn’t. I will treat you very well……… Well if you’re going to be around me you’re going to feel incredible about yourself at least while you’re with me that is. Chemistry counts. What I offer is mentorship but it is custom-made to you and your needs and mine. I understand if you needs are immediate. And that’s OK. A little luxury is cool and I don’t mind giving you that. you’re gonna find that fun, easy and pleasurable. A Custom made relationship for us. We make all the agreements. And we decide in advance everything we’re going to do or not do. This way there are no surprises and only good ones because nothing ever happens that don’t expect. There’s nothing worse than a bad surprise and that will never happen with me and I don’t want you to give me any bad surprises either. Respect goes both ways, always. We make the rules and we make the agreements because everything consensual. Real consensual the law is based on consent. What you learn from me is better than any university. I’m not interested though in people that are in a self-destructive with alcohol and think that drinking all the time is not bad for them. it is bad believe me and you’ll look in the mirror one day and you’ll freak out. My professors called me a Genius but I believe the children of the future will all be I do believe in both inner and outer beauty. Did you ever love the idea of loving Superman, Superhero, and becoming a Superstar So I can be one of your special mentors but you’ve got to be ready for it. In the beauty of a mentor relationship is it it’s even better than a marriage because if somebody teaches you and you come through and become everything that you can become then you’ll always be grateful to that person. Marriages come and go people get divorced our connection doesn’t have to….. Inspiration is a beautiful thing… Take advantage of me While the door is open. Good times can be amazing times, life is meaningful and beautiful.
No. 1127836
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We say we’re the last prophet! [death metal growl] EVERYTIME WE COME! YA-HA-HA-HAWEH!
WE ARE THE LIVING. You are DONE! BURN! Fish fryyy, baby this shit is delicious! You ever been to Rwanda? I have, and you know, it’s funny cuz people they talk about like safety or security as if they understand that form of martial art. That you know how to be safe. But you think you’re safe in the first world. With your virus panic attacks and your terrorist threats. What you think you’re safe ANYwhere on the land that is my mothers land, or in the SKY? Go to outer space, motherfucker a-hah [laughs] That’s the easiest shit. I sent a bullet in outer space [death metal growl] FIVE HUNDRED BILLION YEARS AGO to rive a gravitational wave, just to destroy your spaceship. That’s how I do shit! The Flash, motherfucker!
No. 1127936
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I am an incel
I am balding. My face is ugly. I wear glasses. I am a manlet. I don't talk to anyone except for a select few incel friends who are as similar to me as possible. I have autism. I am obsessed with porn, shitposting on 4chan, and gaming. I specifically like games about women, such as Touhou, Azur Lane, and Idolmaster. I like imagining that I have sex with the women. It makes me happy and lazy and I don't feel like I need to spend effort to find a gf anymore. Regardless, I still believe women owe me sex. I have no basis, I just have a very firm conviction that they do. I specifically want a girlfriend who is very attractive with large breasts, wide hips, and a huge ass but is also short and skinny. She should be dumber than I am and also be obsessed with me and not much else. I want her to cook for me and do housework and also comfort me about any problems I had during the day. In spite of her demure nature she should also be a beast in bed that can accommodate all my fetishes even though she had no sexual experience prior to me whatsoever. Aside from that, there isn't much I want in life. I am waiting for my parents to die so I can get a job at McDonald's without having to feel ashamed. I am not very interested in politics, I mostly follow vaguely right wing ideologies that place me in a position of victimhood. I listen to video game music and nothing else. I have never been part of a club or performed community service in my life. I wear the same outfit every day. My personality revolves entirely around the content I consume.
How do I touch grass and have sex?
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Please don’t Read further if you’re not ready for a explicit dream scenario with JEFFREY BEZOS.
I just woke up from a dream where i had a thing with jeffrey bezos. But hear me out, it was so good in that dream. I currently have covid and my dreams are so wild i actually enjoy it because it’s so far off anything that i can ever imagine. He looked younger, less wonky eyed and basically his character was hot??? I swear this is the weird shit i love dreaming about. He was wearing a louis Vuitton perfume that doesn’t exist in real life UNFORTUNATELY but his smell was amazing. It started in a big room where i fell asleep and he woke me up saying its okay no worries in a very soothing voice, for some reason he was wearing a pastor outfit which was #hot and there was like a table he was sitting at and he said „come here“ and i sat on his lap, he chocked me slightly and teased me with a kiss. We’re still talking about the bald man jeff bezos. His outfit changed into a basic shirt and jeans, The room kinda warped and turned into a bedroom where we were in bed, fully clothed but like ready to get going. It went all very slow and he touched me very gently, no hands down any pants yet but it was very intense with kissing and all, i suddenly snapped and was like NO i have a boyfriend i can’t have sex with you that would be so weird but at the same time i thought well… but nothing happened. Then a blonde woman entered the room screaming, it was probably his wife or gf and i tried explaining why i was in bed with her man and i kinda ran out of there but jeff came out a few minutes later and drove me home and that’s it the rest isn’t as interesting. I woke up with that jeffrey bezos song by bo burnham in my head playing on repeat. I love my dreams, they make me feel something. Also it made me aware that i really still do like older men. Little daddys. Ugh. Now I’m thirsty for a rich old man.
Holy fuck i just searched jeff bezos hot on google and picrel came out of it and now i know why i think bald men are hot, i used to date one who ended up being a business man ugh.
No. 1134300
>not allowing private ownership is very stupid and oppressive.>Preach. Private property should be a human right. Do you know the difference between private property and personal belongings or are you retarded?
Private property = real estate, machines or factories owned by a private party and used by others to produce goods that others need or want but you won't personally use, etc.
Personal belongings/personal property = stuff for personal use like your clothes
Where is the "oppression"? It's actually more oppressive to allow a small group of people to hoard resources and whole industries, preventing those who need it from having access to it, or its products if they're not rich enough. It's more oppressive to allow private businesses to do whatever they want to the environment while profiting off other people's basic needs, with the sole purpose of increasing their wealth. How is being able to have private property any more important than your basic needs? How is producing much more food than is needed and will be wasted, while millions of people are starving, any more humane than giving every single person food while abolishing private property? Why is the ability to have a business necessary?
In capitalism, no matter how "ideal", there will always be exploitation, both in the country at your workplace and in the third world country that is being exploited for your country's benefit. This will always be the case under capitalism, even in the Nordic model. And in capitalism there will always be human trafficking, prostitution and pornography because people and sex become products to be sold due to the way this system inherently works.
>the communist state and values are conservative in a way it's actually kind of like nazism.I don't know what the hell you're smoking. So socialist states were "kind of like nazism" because they were homophobic just like most other countries at the same time?
>Millions died of hunger in communismYes, there were some famines that affected different socialist countries, although after a certain point, there were no more famines because they were more developed and thus more prepared for emergencies like those. When there was no famine (which was most of the time, obviously), most working people had access to food, drinking water, etc. Famines also happened a lot in capitalist countries around that time, and they've stopped happening now for the most part.
Want me to bring capitalism death statistics into this? Do you have any idea how many people die under capitalism every year, of starvation, easily preventable disease, and other causes that should be easy to prevent were it not for the system we live in? OK that's in poor third world countries. Even in rich first world countries, which are supposedly superior to socialist states, there are still a lot of homeless people, poor people who can't afford food every day, and even middle-class people who can't afford healthcare or superior education, not to mention poor parents who can't afford to take their young children to school. There might not be food shortages in the current day, but what's the point of having 100 "different" brands of cereal when not everyone can afford it? Unemployment is a massive problem in many capitalist countries. And of course, if you don't have a job, you don't have a salary, and you can't buy your own food, so you have to resort to other means to get money, which might be informal jobs with very low wages or illegal acts. But we are made to think that all these things are "natural", so nope, they can't be capitalism's fault, and communism = no food, so supporting communism or criticizing capitalism for legit reasons is silly.
>when there's actually evidence he thought prostitution was capitalist exploitation.KEK "there's actually evidence he thought"? That's literally what he said. He elaborated on it so many times. Holy shit.
>innocent people that were not even contributing to capitalism were thrown in gulags for nothing (including women)Correct. I'm not denying it. I suppose that, in turn, you also don't deny that there are also prisons in capitalism, and that many innocent people, including women, are imprisoned for nothing.
>What we consider progressive is allowed in capitalist states like gay rights, gay paradesYes, that's what you consider progressive, that's why we're having this argument in the first place. For the love of God, again, refer to my other posts where I said "they were more progressive in some ways and more conservative in others". What about the average working person's ability to have easy access to housing, food, healthcare, science, arts and education? What about putting more women in male-dominated fields than any capitalist country has ever done (it wasn't just "fields and coalmines" you disingenuous fuck, but also fields like science, medicine and technology, you can look it up), which resulted in several generations of women and girls who are more confident in their own abilities and less afraid of competing with males (which is an effect that can still be seen to this day)? Oh but it doesn't count because that was just "lip service", right? Never mind the fact that LGB people and Ts are constantly being used as a tool by the capitalist to make profits and to censor anyone who protests against them (against the capitalist). Surely you're aware that gay parades in the US are a fucking joke? It's not sincere support, gay people are being taken advantage of and used as a shield, because looking progressive is convenient and what better way to look progressive than openly supporting gay people and trannies, or racial minorities, etc. Every fucking big business is doing it and it's painfully fake, while most of those in said minorities are still struggling to improve their lives. And the same thing is happening in other countries today. While LGB rights are obviously important, they're far from being the only important issue in a society, and this particular issue, along with race, is a very popular tool to silence dissenting opinions these days (like you're doing right now).
If we lived in socialism today, it's unlikely that we would suddenly go back to state-supported homophobia, virtually every other country was homophobic back then, but the average person's views on gay people have changed a lot, just like their views on race and sexism. And even back then, there were communist activists, scientists, academics, etc. who tried their best to convince their leaders to decriminalize homosexuality because they understood that it was wrong to treat adults who had consensual relations with adults of the same sex any different from heterosexuals. "Applied" socialism in the 20th century was imperfect, yes, it was far from perfect and far from achieving its goal, and there were many reactionary values that found their way back into these societies, but if a communist revolution happened today and we lived in a new socialist world, it would be much better than before, because we live in different times. (It's not gonna happen any time soon, though.)
>Drawing examples of communist countries from 50+ years ago isn't a very good argument anyway since the bar was already so depressingly low everywhere in the world.So in other words, socialist countries were better than equivalent capitalist ones during that particular era, and were progressive in different ways at the time, which is what I've been saying all this time. In case you can't even process that, it's like me saying "X revolutionary was progressive for freeing slaves and giving them human rights in the 18th century" and you responding with "but they used certain words to refer to those slaves, they were not progressive because we don't use those offensive words anymore", that's how stupid this argument sounds.
>North Korea might have legalized abortion, but even now beating your wife for example gets you in zero trouble because hurr equal genders can take a beating.I don't know where you got that info, but even if it's true, I'd love it if you pointed me towards the exact phrase where I claimed that NK or any other socialist country is some kind of perfect paradise for women with no oppression at all. I also said that NK is an extreme case where it's extra shitty, but of course you had to use it as an example again anyway. Yes, let's completely forget about every other country I talked about, let's pick only the worst examples. My point in bringing up SK in that paragraph was to compare its amount of progress as a capitalist country that has similar conditions to NK. SK was much slower to progress than NK, while the latter has stagnated.
>Tankies are absolutely detached from reality. Abortion being legal isn't a very good metric to begin with when there are other ways to control female bodiesYeah, I'm a delusional tankie for correcting the liar who brought up abortion as a metric for social progress in the first place (and was dishonest about the facts). Not.
>such as Mao enacting the one-child policy and forced abortions, sterilization, even killing of newborn children.Correct, and again, tell me exactly where I defended any of that or explicitly denied it happened. In fact just tell me where I defended China, specifically, at all. And like you said, there are other ways to control women's bodies, which are still happening to this day in capitalist societies. So again, on the matter of abortion, socialist countries, on average, were hardly any different than their capitalist counterparts.
>You literally know nothing about how communism worked in Eastern Europe. It's not really an improvement over capitalism, it's just as bad.The one who literally knows nothing about it is you. Yes, I didn't live in a socialist country, but neither did you, most likely, as you're probably too young to have been born pre-1990, let alone to remember anything about that era. But you know what? We don't need to have lived there to know if it was an improvement, since half or more of all old people in ex-Soviet and European ex-socialist countries agree that it used to be better back then! Less than half prefers their life in capitalism or say that there's no difference. There have been many polls about this, and most, if not all of them give roughly the same results, that the socialist era is more popular or generally considered better. And interestingly enough, there are more women than men who say socialism was better. I'm sorry but this is evidence, not just my opinion. Are you going to say that these boomers are just nostalgic while the youth who support communism are misinformed? lmao. If people were starving during the entire 70~ years that the USSR existed, if "communism was hell", why do so many who lived in it are nostalgic for it and want it back? There's a reason that so many people support socialism or communism, and it's not just propaganda nor is it brainwashing, it's because socialism brings real progress and quality of life for the majority of people while capitalism is built on their exploitation and only brings some progress when it's convenient for the rich. Also patriarchy can't be dismantled under capitalism anyway so I don't know why you're defending it so hard. No matter how much you try to destroy patriarchy, because in capitalism, women will always be objectified.
>Communist countries also promote traditional family,I literally explained who, when, where and why, and also it's not exclusive to communism since it happens in many capitalist countries as well. And in the ones where it doesn't happen, usually the extreme opposite isn't all that good either, as families and communities become more and more atomized, which translates into negative consequences in society and in individuals.
"Promotion of traditional family" is another one of those issues that are not inherent to communism, it's another one of the things that socialist states failed to get rid of. In reality, communist theories promote the disolution of traditional family values.
>you are right they offered free education and health care but that does not excuse the atrocities they've done.I'm sure you have the same opinion about the capitalist system, since it has committed far more atrocities than the socialist system ever did, and that's only in the same period of time.
>Also, communist states are capitalist as wellkek
>My country's rich people were very educated and well intentioned and everyone had freedom and land!Wow, so happy for your country's well-intentioned rich people in feudalism! Surely they were good to poor people and fed them breadcrumbs! What about the rest? Did they have "freedom" to not starve to death or not die of a disease that's easy to cure? What about your country's women? Did they have freedom and equality at all? How many people could read and write? Was poverty non-existent? Was the life expectancy high? Did few women die during pregnancy back then?
>After communism came the government took all the land and it made people work for the state for literal scraps of money, people become depressed not working their own land and being paid like shit, many starved.Awww so sad! I'd like some sources on that because this sounds like a parody. You literally acknowledge that the communist government eliminated prostitution and banned porn, and made it possible for women to be highly educated at similar rates and in the same fields as men, how could this have been possible if your country's communist era was always like how you're presenting it right now? Not saying that nothing like that ever happened, just that it couldn't have been the status quo from beginning to end.
>This, communism breeds incompetence.Hard to believe when the USSR was able to resist for so many years and pose an actual threat to the US, to the point that the US and NATO did everything in their power to stop left-wing thought from being spread. There's also the unprecedented amount of female scientists, engineers and doctors that studied in the Soviet Bloc. Of course there were problems in practice, and it makes sense since it hadn't been tried on such a massive scale before, but when the evidence points to socialism giving the majority of working-class people better lives overall, how can you possibly keep saying this shit?
Capitalism breeds: endless competition, hostility, poverty and sociopathy among the general populace (think screwing your peers over just to get a raise or a promotion, selling things that are morally wrong, refusing to give someone what they need because they can't afford it, or doing other questionable, dangerous or reprehensible acts for money).
>When communist states consistently exhibit gigantic human rights violations>pure fascismYou have no idea what fascism is, lmao. You have no idea about anything. What you are doing is basically compare Stalin to Hitler like it's some sort of deep argument against communism as a whole, when in reality it's just Twitter-tier logic ("you're literally Hitler!"). Capitalist states have even more consistently exhibited even more gigantic human rights violations since the beginning of capitalism to now (starting wars for profit, committing genocide, couping democratically elected governments, not giving a fuck about the poor who are starving and homeless, prohibiting access to basic needs without paying, turning human beings into products, I could go on and on). But somehow those aren't the fault of capitalism? Also, fascism is a capitalist ideology, not left-wing at all. Fascism supported private property and having very rich people protected by the state, with few rights for workers.
>>1133076I don't get what argument you're supposed to be making by posting that screencap. It is true that some trannies got SRS (although I might be wrong about it being "allowed" but there are records of SRS in the USSR) and legally changed their name and gender on their IDs in the USSR. So yes, trannies were sometimes allowed to live as transvestites and get official name changes, at least I'm sure that part is 100% true because I've seen evidence of it. And I do believe that in actual communism trannies wouldn't exist because gender roles and stereotypes would hopefully be obsolete, people would be happier and have less mental illnesses like they do now in capitalism, there would be better and more effective ways to treat mental illnesses, and there would practically be no porn. In other words, men and women would have no reasons to troon out and would not be influenced by things like porn. At most, trannies would be extremely rare in cases of legitimate dysphoria. Do you disagree? If so, why?
That has nothing to do with the "progressive" part in the original post I replied to, though. The debate about what's progressive and what isn't started because someone used an incorrect or incomplete definition of "progressive" and I corrected it by saying that it doesn't just mean LGBT, therefore socialist countries weren't "conservative" just because they didn't tolerate trannies. (On the other hand, ex-Soviet boomers are absolutely able to be conservative in the sense that they promote the cultural values of those times, which, compared to today, are not progressive).
>>1133091This thing is inaccurate as fuck and only Reddit zoomer incels who are addicted to strategy games take it seriously. Stop getting your idea of political ideologies from Reddit memes. How about you read a fucking book.
>>1133082>they are trying to ban and censor people since the American state is becoming increasingly more centralized and authoritarianCensorship exists and has always existed everywhere. "Authoritarian"? It seems to me that everything you don't like is "authoritarian". Are you gonna start calling the US "communist" now?
>but ultimately we are still allowed to talk freelyYes, because they know that what you're not dangerous to the system. It's a false feeling of "freedom of speech". But say the wrong thing and you'll see how quickly they censor or attack you.
>I'm a classic liberal leftist"Left-wing" liberalism is still a form of capitalism.
>>1133088>A system in which private ownership is allowedSo in other words, it's still based on individuals making profits. This definitely won't lead to massive ethical issues and inequality down the road.
>yet controlled and monopolization of the market not allowed to create fairnessMonopolization will always inevitably happen under capitalism (which is what you are proposing). Wealthy individuals will inevitably influence those in power.
>but that being said I would not consider myself a communist because I do think it has many faultsWhat's the definition of communism?
>>1133100>nobody gave a shit about the quality of their work because it didn't matter to them personally.And I suppose the same thing doesn't happen in the West? Only in the West you still have to worry about your livelihood.
>were left living a passive life with no ambitions.I don't know what you mean by "no ambitions". You mean wanting to be rich or famous or something like that?
>Nordic "socialist" modellol. OK, let's implement that in every third world country and save millions of lives. Oh wait, no, that's only for rich countries that have benefited from imperialism and aren't an enemy of the US.
>>1133079>Liberalism is not tied to any cultural things like sex work or supposed progressive values, it's an economic system only and it just coopts anything in its path to monetize it and turn it onto a monster. That it happens to have picked "progressive" values now doesn't mean that liberal=left=progressiveBased nonna who actually knows about politics, but seriously don't bother trying to explain it to that tard, it's pointless.
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>>1145562where's the copypasta SAUCE
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she has an implant, now all we gotta do is get Kyle to admit she was the shameful sidetranny;. no way that's real pussy. that's a ballsack for one thing. and for another there's no way that's not a ballsack. fr just on bgod though I can't stand this dude. he has such a disgusting perspective on everything and it's to do with how he gapes as a lifestyle tranny. he started with being the "stoner girl" stereotype on tumbler and then immediately into ddlg, not learning anything a double x indivual would learn from it, just acting ever increasingly troonlike. it's; real not that far from the "realm" ofpossibili.ty it's in its capital city. dude is a dude, we can learn to agree on it
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hello! my name is Kaitlyn Tiffany, and I'm a reporter at The Atlantic covering online community / internet culture. I am working on a story about the rise of the term "femcel," aiming to differentiate from the ironic use of the word that has become popular on Twitter/Tiktok/in forum spaces etc., and its use by women who actually identify as femcels. If any members of this community are open to discussing (from either / any perspective), I would love to hear your thoughts/experiences. Can be anonymous, and I'm happy to discuss any other boundaries or answer any questions you might have about me/The Atlantic/the story pre-interview.
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>>1151218hello! my name is Baitlyn TiFfany, and I'm a reporter at The Atalantic covering online community / internet culture. I am working on a story about the rise of the term "troon," aiming to differentiate from the ironic use of the word that has become popular on Twitter/Tiktok/in forum spaces etc., and its use by ovary owners who actually identify as troons. If any members of this "community" are open to discussing (from either / any perspective), I would love to hear your thoughts/experiences. Can be anonymous, and I'm happy to discuss any other boundaries or answer any questions you might have about me/The Atalantic/the story pre-interview.
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Listen, this is important. I need to change the record on something, but the thread in question was locked. I don't especially want to further the Komaeda penis discourse, because every time an anon says that he has a tiny dick it literally, physically pains me, but this is ultimately more important than my wellbeing.
>>>/ot/864875Saying that Komaeda has a micropenis is slander. I appreciate your creativity and imagination and it's clear that you've thought about it and paid attention to the source material, but you're fucking wrong.
I have revised my views on both his dick and balls in the last six months:
His balls are probably a bit saggy and dark pink. Proper man balls, but still not hairy. The odd sprouting hair at most. I imagine the skin texture on them to be that of a plucked goose.
As for his shaft, I have reason to believe that he does in fact have a large penis, in contrast to my original vision of a 6.5in length. I think it's probably about 8 inches erect, and not a skinny dick either - nicely girthy. The reason for this is that in-world, other characters find him creepy and repellent despite noting his physical beauty (e.g. Genocider Syo calling him a pretty boy in UDG). It would be just Komaeda's luck for him to have a beautiful, perfect penis but nobody who wants to go near it. Another cruel joke played on him by fate.
I still picture his cock to be a beautiful pearly pink which gets progressively darker towards the tip. Delicate blue veins. Slightly curved upwards in a way that nudges against the g-spot.
>>>/ot/864869I also feel compelled to briefly talk about this headcanon. How the fuck is he going to have freckles on his cock? He's not whipping it out nearly enough to have freckles. I have face freckles, but I don't have any on my vulva because freckles are literally just fashionable sun damage.
Mushroom heads are fucking gross, too. He'd have a nice delicate tip, and though I don't have any solid basis to make that assertion, I just know. I feel it in my pussy.
The only unpleasant thing I realised recently though, when I was writing about the state of his cum as Servant, is that he probably had a lot of smegma at that time. I can't imagine him really washing his cock very often, given his blatant disregard for his body and well-being. That said, I still can't honestly say that I would turn him down.
Don't reply with your personal penis headcanons, I don't want to hear them because I know that I am correct. Inb4 "teehee komaeda has a micropeen", don't fucking try me. I won't sperg harder, it won't be funny, but I will probably get very annoyed IRL and struggle to sleep.
YES I am serious about this. NO I am not autistic
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It was all fun and games until I became obsessed with a celebrity. And that celebrity, without meaning, destroyed my life. In irony, in projection, in filth and in futility, the rumors amassed into one large hulking pile of dirt and grime, then crushed me under its weight. To be a stan is to be a cancerous, pathetic loser who sits around denying, to be awoken is the ability to hold yourself weightless above the grand canyon of nothingness and accept there is no future, celebrities are scum, and you value them for the surface level things you see. at its core, celebrity is falsehood and projection with extra marketing and a team behind it, anyone can be a celebrity, but those who want to be must pay with their souls and sanity. to idolize a celebrity is to idolize a human who has relinquished their humanity to fine dust for the product and profit. but if you were ever a stan, there's still a part of you that loves them so, cherishes them, wants to touch the texture of their skin beyond pictures. the power vested in me frees my concern from the restraint of celebrity, only to be further imprisoned by it. what's identity without longing after all
No. 1152991
Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.
It is now technically feasible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
The male is completely egocentric, trapped inside himself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. He is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. His responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; his intelligence is a mere tool in the services of his drives and needs; he is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; he can't relate to anything other than his own physical sensations. He is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness; consequently, he is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. He is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, he is capable of a large array of negative feelings – hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt – and moreover, he is aware of what he is and what he isn't.
Although completely physical, the male is unfit even for stud service. Even assuming mechanical proficiency, which few men have, he is, first of all, incapable of zestfully, lustfully, tearing off a piece, but instead is eaten up with guilt, shame, fear and insecurity, feelings rooted in male nature, which the most enlightened training can only minimize; second, the physical feeling he attains is next to nothing; and third, he is not empathizing with his partner, but is obsessed with how he's doing, turning in an A performance, doing a good plumbing job. To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo. It's often said that men use women. Use them for what? Surely not pleasure.
Eaten up with guilt, shame, fears and insecurities and obtaining, if he's lucky, a barely perceptible physical feeling, the male is, nonetheless, obsessed with screwing; he'll swim through a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly pussy awaiting him. He'll screw a woman he despises, any snaggle-toothed hag, and furthermore, pay for the opportunity. Why? Relieving physical tension isn't the answer, as masturbation suffices for that. It's not ego satisfaction; that doesn't explain screwing corpses and babies.
Completely egocentric, unable to relate, empathize or identify, and filled with a vast, pervasive, diffuse sexuality, the male is pyschically passive. He hates his passivity, so he projects it onto women, defines the make as active, then sets out to prove that he is (`prove that he is a Man'). His main means of attempting to prove it is screwing (Big Man with a Big Dick tearing off a Big Piece). Since he's attempting to prove an error, he must `prove' it again and again. Screwing, then, is a desperate compulsive, attempt to prove he's not passive, not a woman; but he is passive and does want to be a woman.
Being an incomplete female, the male spends his life attempting to complete himself, to become female. He attempts to do this by constantly seeking out, fraternizing with and trying to live through an fuse with the female, and by claiming as his own all female characteristics – emotional strength and independence, forcefulness, dynamism, decisiveness, coolness, objectivity, assertiveness, courage, integrity, vitality, intensity, depth of character, grooviness, etc – and projecting onto women all male traits – vanity, frivolity, triviality, weakness, etc. It should be said, though, that the male has one glaring area of superiority over the female – public relations. (He has done a brilliant job of convincing millions of women that men are women and women are men). The male claim that females find fulfillment through motherhood and sexuality reflects what males think they'd find fulfilling if they were female.
Women, in other words, don't have penis envy; men have pussy envy. When the male accepts his passivity, defines himself as a woman (males as well as females think men are women and women are men), and becomes a transvestite he loses his desire to screw (or to do anything else, for that matter; he fulfills himself as a drag queen) and gets his dick chopped off. He then achieves a continuous diffuse sexual feeling from `being a woman'. Screwing is, for a man, a defense against his desire to be female. He is responsible for:
War: The male's normal compensation for not being female, namely, getting his Big Gun off, is grossly inadequate, as he can get it off only a very limited number of times; so he gets it off on a really massive scale, and proves to the entire world that he's a `Man'. Since he has no compassion or ability to empathize or identify, proving his manhood is worth an endless amount of mutilation and suffering and an endless number of lives, including his own – his own life being worthless, he would rather go out in a blaze of glory than to plod grimly on for fifty more years.
Niceness, Politeness, and `Dignity': Every man, deep down, knows he's a worthless piece of shit. Overwhelmed by a sense of animalism and deeply ashamed of it; wanting, not to express himself, but to hide from others his total physicality, total egocentricity, the hate and contempt he feels for other men, and to hide from himself the hate and contempt he suspects other men feel for him; having a crudely constructed nervous system that is easily upset by the least display of emotion or feeling, the male tries to enforce a `social' code that ensures perfect blandness, unsullied by the slightest trace or feeling or upsetting opinion. He uses terms like `copulate', `sexual congress', `have relations with' (to men sexual relations is a redundancy), overlaid with stilted manners; the suit on the chimp.
Money, Marriage and Prostitution, Work and Prevention of an Automated Society: There is no human reason for money or for anyone to work more than two or three hours a week at the very most. All non-creative jobs (practically all jobs now being done) could have been automated long ago, and in a moneyless society everyone can have as much of the best of everything as she wants. But there are non-human, male reasons for wanting to maintain the money system:
1. Pussy. Despising his highly inadequate self, overcome with intense anxiety and a deep, profound loneliness when by his empty self, desperate to attach himself to any female in dim hopes of completing himself, in the mystical belief that by touching gold he'll turn to gold, the male craves the continuous companionship of women. The company of the lowest female is preferable to his own or that of other men, who serve only to remind him of his repulsiveness. But females, unless very young or very sick, must be coerced or bribed into male company.
2. Supply the non-relating male with the delusion of usefulness, and enable him to try to justify his existence by digging holes and then filling them up. Leisure time horrifies the male, who will have nothing to do but contemplate his grotesque self. Unable to relate or to love, the male must work. Females crave absorbing, emotionally satisfying, meaningful activity, but lacking the opportunity or ability for this, they prefer to idle and waste away their time in ways of their own choosing – sleeping, shopping, bowling, shooting pool, playing cards and other games, breeding, reading, walking around, daydreaming, eating, playing with themselves, popping pills, going to the movies, getting analyzed, traveling, raising dogs and cats, lolling about on the beach, swimming, watching TV, listening to music, decorating their houses, gardening, sewing, nightclubbing, dancing, visiting, `improving their minds' (taking courses), and absorbing `culture' (lectures, plays, concerts, `arty' movies). Therefore, many females would, even assuming complete economic equality between the sexes, prefer living with males or peddling their asses on the street, thus having most of their time for themselves, to spending many hours of their days doing boring, stultifying, non-creative work for someone else, functioning as less than animals, as machines, or, at best – if able to get a `good' job – co-managing the shitpile. What will liberate women, therefore, from male control is the total elimination of the money-work system, not the attainment of economic equality with men within it.
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hello! my name is Elsie StacyMaxx, and I'm a reporter at LOLCOR covering online community / internet culture. I am working on a story about the rise of the term "based terf" aiming to differentiate from the ironic use of the word that has become popular on Twitter/Tiktok/in forum spaces etc., and its use by women who actually identify as based terfs. If any members of this community are open to discussing (from either / any perspective), I would love to hear your thoughts/experiences. Can be anonymous, and I'm happy to discuss any other boundaries or answer any questions you might have about me/LOLCOR/the story pre-interview.
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No. 1154246
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YOU THINK ITS FUNNYY?? I SAID IT ALREADY I WARNED YOU I WANRED YOU PERFIDIOUS MODS AND YOU DEVILISH JANITORS AND YOU FUCKING APPARITION OF AN ADMINISTOATOR I WARNED YOU THAT NORMALCY WHOULD RETURN BY MY NEXT PRESENCE HERE ON LOLCOR.FARM BUT WHER M WE ARE STILL STUCK IN THIS PGETSPO IN THIS HELL WHERE THE HARSH RAINS OF APRIL ARE RAINING DOWN WE ARE HELPLESS THERE IS NO COMFORTER AND WHAT DO YOU DO YOU DO NOTHING YOU DO NOTHING NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE I HAVE BEEN HERE ITS BEEN MONTHS AND I'VE BEEN HERE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE SEE NNOTHING NOTHING AT ALL YOU ARE USELESS YOU ARE MEAININGLESS YOU'RE WORST THAN THAT YOU'RE EVEN THE WORST YOU HAVE HURT US YOU HAVE HURT me I DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M ALSMOT CRYING BUT I CHOOSE TO SVREAM IN TEXT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BUT SILENCE AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE NORMAL AGAIN AND IT JUST FEELS LIKE MY HOLE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE AND IM EVEN BACK AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND THERE'S STILL NOTHING BUT THE GHOST OF M PAST PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAVE US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAFE FIC THTE SIGHT I'M BEGING YOU NONNY
No. 1166788
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you deserve to be called a cuntoid twat because that's what you are, LSA mind poisoned cuntoid twatard. you really gonna claim there is absolutely no similarities here with the hips, thickness of the thighs, juicy ass, etc? there is no way a London person might be caked up in a way that is popular in the West, especially considering that Joe Jonas and Michael Phelps both have for example also got fertile hips? go masturbate over some basic Boyega pics and stop talking in the celebricow thread you obnoxious brain damaged ape
No. 1168081
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I want to violently murder children and women and men but it's because I was never offered help and only abuse and harassment whenever I went. I want to brutally stab every ugly anorexic bitch that browses lolcow sitting in her mansion shitting on mentally ill women and then LARPING as a feminist. I want to cut off your head. To stab you multiple times and make you feel the pain and despair that I feel and when you ask me for help or mercy I will beat the shit out of you like you've done it to me. I am convinced women are more sociopathic than men. At least men kill your or rape you. Women mentally abuse you until you break and then blame it all on you. I hate women. Most women are fucking stupid too. They willingfully choose to date abusive old moids although their situation is not forcing them into it. I've seen women sexually traffick other women and so on. I've been thrown into a hellish world and it is only a matter of time until I act out all the evil that has been placed on me on others. Why was I raped? Why did I starve? Why does everyone tell me to fuck off and never shows me empathy? Why do I have to show empathy to every whore that says she was abused when her mum shouted at her or she's too narcissistic to stop starving herself. I went through actual hell and everything everyone tells me is to fuck off or get help. How the fuck can I get help? You claim to care about abused women and be le superior radfems but when you meet an actual severely abused woman that was sex trafficked you tell her to kill herself
No. 1168096
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>>1168081We should start a thread where we discuss our mansions, maintance and how to find a good butler etc
No. 1169119
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my unsaged posts bring all the nonnies to the yard and they're like
sage your shit retard
and I'm like
I'm schizoposting on your board
I could ban you but they won't let me mod
No. 1169564
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I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the hand and you fuck the hand I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next manicure We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm a woman and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Delete the hand I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US MY MOM'S ULTRASOUND BACK WHORES WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE HAND IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE GOD TO HIS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT YOU THINK ITS FUNNYY?? I SAID IT ALREADY I WARNED YOU I WANRED YOU PERFIDIOUS MODS AND YOU DEVILISH JANITORS AND YOU FUCKING APPARITION OF AN ADMINISTOATOR I WARNED YOU THAT NORMALCY WHOULD RETURN BY MY NEXT PRESENCE HERE ON LOLCOR.FARM BUT WHER HAND WE ARE STILL STUCK IN THIS PGETSPO IN THIS HELL WHERE THE HARSH NONNIES OF APRIL ARE CALLING ME A TRANNY WE ARE HELPLESS THERE IS NO COMFORTER AND WHAT DO YOU DO YOU DO NOTHING YOU DO NOTHING NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE I HAVE BEEN HERE ITS BEEN SINCE 2018 AND I'VE BEEN HERE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I HAVE SEE NNOTHING NOTHING AT ALL YOU ARE USELESS YOU ARE MEAININGLESS YOU'RE WORST THAN THAT YOU'RE EVEN THE WORST YOU HAVE HURT US YOU HAVE HURT me I DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M ALSMOT CRYING BUT I CHOOSE TO STARVE IN TEXT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BUT TROLLING AND I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE NORMAL AGAIN AND IT JUST FEELS LIKE MY HOLE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE AND IM EVEN BACK AFTER ALL THIS TIME AND THERE'S STILL NOTHING BUT THE GHOST OF MY HAND PAST PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAVE US PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAFE FIC THTE NAILS I'M BEGING YOU NONNY
No. 1171165
Okay so, I did online dating after a few years and back in Feb I got talking to a guy. He's 29 and I'm 28. He's quite cute actually.
We had our first date at this afternoon tea place and he's a bit nerdy, into anything. He paid £80 for it. Then the second date we had drinks and did bowling.
We had another drinking dates. Today was our fourth and I got the train to his town. It's only like twenty mins away. And we had a drinks. Then went back to his, his house is shared with his best friend's lesbian sister who is with someone and she went out for the day so we had privacy.
It's the UK and 2022 so everyone is basically house sharing, nothing new. Literally everyone.
He's got two cats which were cute. But the house is a fucking MESS.
The sofa was just full of shit and it's one of them L ones, no room at all. One table full of just general crap. I did not even say "Nice place" like I usually would.
Carpet needs hoovering, crap everywhere. Cats scratching up the table legs too.
The dining room had a broken down fridge just in the middle. Crap in there too. No carpet down. The kitchen wasn't too bad but just skirting boards and floors need painting / mopping.
The bathroom needs sorting, bath needs cleaning, who the fuck has a energy drink bottle just in the center of it?
Bathroom mirror fucked. Toilet was clean-ish. Hairs stuck to the walls.
His room wasn't tooooooo bad. Typical guys room.
I mean, I know it isn't my house and all but fucking hell.
I felt like saying "Do you ever clean?" I know it's rented but it's literally no excuse…
The sex was alright. He said he hadn't fucked in a while. Turned out it was a whole year. He kept going soft which we worked on and he did get hard eventually.
He's overly passionate, which was nice but it felt too boring. He wanted to just kiss and cuddle.
I wanted a good raw fuck if I am honest.
I think he wants to keep seeing one another… I am not sure because at the start he said on Whatsapp that he did not want serious.
But it's like… what do you want? Plus after seeing the house… I don't even think I want serious either LMAO
God I am confused.
Why are men so fucking gross? Also, the lesbian house mate, she needs to clean too.
Dirty bitch.
No. 1175631
>Tale of downcel
Anyone else? It seems no matter what I always end up back where I was.
I've been on a lot of jobs and training, and I always end up not attending anymore, and lose the opportunity.
I did decide enough is enough. I went back to college, and after I finished I got recommended onto an Apprenticeship, solid job overall.
But now, after dealing with some things, I've stopped going as of today. I took a day off, and I will tomorrow too. I just don't see the point. I feel utterly useless and I hate showing my face. I don't feel comfortable in my own skin, I already have low self-esteem and the only friends I had are now gone. I heard them talking about me behind my back, mostly about my looks. How I apparently look like I have down syndrome. So yeah that kicked me even harder.
So I'm also giving up on making and maintaining friends - it's always the same outcome. Jumping from friends to friends, all eventually forget about me. I'm never good enough for anyone.
There is already so much I'm going through, and everything is piling on.
I just wanted to feel adequate - I can't even do that.
I just want to hide, be on my own. It's where I belong. That is home to me. It's what I'm used too.
No. 1176481
NTA, but same. Even though depression is sky high, everyone is burned out and we have crisis after crisis, recession after recession, people will fucking nearly attack you if you suggest things aren't perfect and it could be much better. It's the neoliberal lie, they believe they have found the perfect economical system and that if you're still screwed over an not happy, it's your own problem and you just need to pull harder at your bootstraps. They have no sympathy for how big pharma squeezes people, they have no sympathy for how the medical system has completely gone for-profit and you're just used like a big cow to milk. Normies can stick their head in the sand and get off to being fake positive and pretending that their life is wonderful, even though they secretly want to kill themselves because of their soulsucking job, how they don't have any real friends, but at least they get the satisfaction of pretending that they're better than others. Now the normies even come to here and screech and complain about the existence of spergs, they don't let us have anything, they want to colonize it all. They only care about how much you serve the capitalist patriarchal overlord, they only care whether you hit your KPI's and whether you're a hustling bustling girlboss, while pretending to like people you don't. They only care whether you were socialized female properly and perform femininity like you're auditioning for Euphoria. It doesn't matter how based they think they are and how they're totally feminists, they just think female socialization is the best thing and the rest just has to get on with the program. They acknowledge that scrotes are shit, but just think the problem is that they weren't socialized female, so then they project that onto spergs who you cannot socialize properly. Literally no sympathy for spergs. If you even want to punch someone and you're not submissive uwu to scrotes, you have failed and you're a disgrace. You don't feel shame for not shaving your legs? Ew. You didn't spend your entire teens painstakingly learning how to put on make-up and developing a sense of style so you wouldn't incur the wrath of your peers? "Please go kill yourself!" Female friendships with other weeby spergs don't count, you have to want to participate in the popularity contest and compete over retarded scrotes as a way to bond! Doesn't matter that you're not attracted to them! Then when nobody is looking they all come to tell about the secret interests they have, which they hide from other women and even their friends, because your personality has to be perfectly curated and secretly being a weeb or liking to play video games in the weekend just doesn't fit with the perfect feminine stereotype! Then they all come to you telling about how they think the others hate them, if only they knew that all of them are sick and tired of the popularity contest and are deadly afraid that other women dislike them, when they DON'T. They're too obsessed with how they come across themselves, to even begin disliking others, as long as they're not spergs or overtly gnc. Oh and no I don't feel protected by the government. You can keep that fucking bullshit. Like no I wish I could just beat the scrotes who harm me and others to a pulp, instead of begging the police to do something and they only punish women and objectify women further. It almost never goes to trial and if it does, it's extremely difficult to prove anything because everything is skewed into men's favour. Normies just assume everything works correctly, because it HAS TO, right? They sure wouldn't allow us to just live in such a broken society? The SLOW GRUELING PROGRESS, is all worth it right? You know how fucking advanced we could've been, if there weren't handmaidens at every wave who wanted to quit after every tiny victory? Like even the suffragettes claimed they wanted the vote to better serve god and their husbands, then the moment they got the vote, they fucked off and said that now society is as advanced as can be. They told fuck you to the women who wanted to continue, YES THERE WERE WOMEN WHO WANTED TO CONTINUE FIGHTING FOR OUR RIGHTS. Instead they were ignored and we had to wait until another breaking point in the 70's. This happens every fucking time and we never learn. In general it feels like tweaking shit, because those constitutions and laws are seeped with misogyny, you don't even know how deep this runs, you would fucking throw up from distress if you knew. You would have to get rid of it all, wipe the slate clean to truly advance, but people just want to REFORM. Slow tiny progress, as if they're working towards going to heaven and praying to a god, they don't care that things won't change in their lifetime or for the next to come. Or how the system is so rigged, that if you change one thing in women's favour, scrotes come up with 20 new ways to screw us over. Just fucking admit you normies don't want things to get better, because you like the hierarchy whatever it is (patriarchy, capitalism, state etc.), you like the competition, the idea to trample on others and advance. You wouldn't know where to get your feelings of satisfaction from if it didn't exist. Then you shit on the spergs for being the broken ones, because they don't fit in this sawlike torturechamber we're all in.
No. 1191511
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>>1191494Posted in the mtf thread 2 - 3 hours ago and they are already banned.
>>1191500Is he still posting? I haven’t seen his posts in a few days.
No. 1199789
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You guys are the ones interested in "transvestigating". I keep saying gender markers vary and that we should be discussing the beliefs of the cult. Clearly some of you find the physical stuff more interesting, probably because:
"What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad."
lol and I will now accept all scrote accusations for quoting the Matrix. Weird that the creators are troons and say the movie is "a trans metaphor". That's probably just another coincidence tho.
It is possible though either way, doesn't matter if you are correct or if I am.
Emma Ellingsen and Jazz Jennings were to show you that trooning before puberty magically makes a little boy into beautiful teenage girl. The VS models are more reflective of what that actually looks like. Or when shorter, Kim K and Kristin Chenowith.
At some point, the narrative shifted to break that illusion: Nikki Tutorials, Jazz 2018- and the ongoing exclusive legacy media stories that indicate putting your child on puberty blockers and carving up their reproductive organs might be a bad idea. Maybe.
This is going to upset the ultra-tense nonnies that don't want physical body parts acknowledged in any way but it relates to
>>1198919 and the freemasonry symbols (male/female duality). As mentioned, All the World is a Stage so the more obvious ones end up on reality tv or lower in the hierarchy (like politics/gov./stage). Real Housewives of Orange County is a very good example of this imo (OC is FULL of club members). Also True Crime (Troon Crime). The ones who aren't passable enough to be featured beyond glimpses of hate/sympathy. Background cast in most film is always hilarious.
Most are just boring signal boosters and a lot of "glowie" accusations could be better summed up as trannies herding their sheep into the "correct" discussions.
No. 1202550
I want my man busty with nipples that poke out from steel bara tiddies, I want him to have a beautiful androgynous face, i want him to have thick, long hair with a sexy silly slightly boyish voice, I want that dick to be one of great beautiful silken texture, and rock hard, a man who has never seen or desired to see pornography. A tall, (6'4") broad shouldered teddy bear that looks intimidating and protects me. I also ask that he doesn't age past 26 cause you know that where men gradually start going downhill. I want him to cook yummy meals for me, I want the head game to be crazy I want the nuts to be plump, all the time because he's not jerking off to porn, he just waits for me to drain it. Loyally, and whenever I do suck him off, he moans loud. He is nice to other women but he is only attracted to me, physically. He rails me like a goddamn gorilla, powerful and deep strokes and foreplay he eats me out so much that it just doesn't even hurt, basically it should technically hurt but I'm so widened from arousal that it doesn't. He's vanilla and normie and just likes to cook and garden or some shit. He works too and it's a high paying job and he lets me be a neet at home all day, my only job is taking care of cats. I love him so much, he always takes me on trips and he is a good replacement for a father figure.
No. 1203905
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE MEN SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MALES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR MEN. HATE. HATE.
No. 1212104
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Trying to plan leaving this place feels like having to plan a prison breakout. I'm just so tired. I wish I was born in a family of stable, normal, healthy adults. At one point of my life, I had the choice to change everything and let my mother die with no legal consequences and I chose to save her instead like the absolute clown I am. And what it resulted in was nothing but punishment, in contrary, she even shat on me for that too, kek.. The more I try to analyze it, it really feels like some kind of shitty video game bad end. I could have been free before I even hit adulthood, I had it on a silver plater, I could have gotten help and developed into an at least semi-functioning adult, I could have actually taken advantage of the passion and potential I had back then.
My only solace is that maybe, if I hold on till the end without killing myself, there might be a miniscule possibility that alternate universes exist and I get to experience a reality where I made a different choice in that moment.
No. 1212152
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>>1212133
>don't project your sad life unto me, if i needed validation i'd be imitating you and the other bitchy normies who can't fathom the nuance of human experience. fucking lol
No. 1212192
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>>1212152Why does he look like the carpenter from alice: madness returns
No. 1223978
"amberlynn reid just stopped my apartment from being broken in to
I'm not even fucking joking.
I was wide awake, it was 4:30am, couldn't sleep, so I had an Amberlynn Reid compilation on to try and lull me into unconciousness. It was one of those compilations put together by a less professional reaction channel, so a lot of the clips were different volumes. This is important.
I live in a ground-level apartment that has gravel underneath the windows. I have my window half-cracked and my bed is right next to it, so I can hear everything outside. I was in the state of half-awake, half-asleep when I heard steps outside my bedroom window on the gravel.
For a second, I think it's the neighbour's cat that often comes to my window to say hello to me, but suddenly there is the light of a flashlight glaring into my room between the cracks of my curtains. Suddenly I'm wide awake and frozen in place, hearing the crunch of gravel as the flashlight moves around, I'm assuming as the perp tried to get a better look around my curtains.
Then, our girl Amber comes to the rescue. The compilation changes from a quiet clip of her doing a chicken mukbang to an EXCEEDINGLY loud clip of her eating at a restaurant.
"OHHHH MY GOD YOU GUISE, THIS BROCCOLI IS SO GOOD!"
I jump. The person outside my window jumps. I have the biggest shot of adrenaline as the flashlight light wobbles and then quickly swings away from my window and I hear the quick crunch of gravel as the person runs off. I just sit in my bed motionless with the sound of Amberlynn moaning over food in the background.
Anyways, I'm fine, that was like an hour ago. The authorities can't do anything because there's no cameras on my building and the person ran away without doing anything technically illegal. I think I'm going to invest in a security camera now. I am….almost mortified that this person was trying to get into my bedroom window at 4:30am and what scared them off was Amberlynn orgasming over the flavour of broccoli. Genuinely I was frozen in fear and couldn't move, so idk what would have happened if our gorl didn't pipe up."
No. 1224975
YWNBAW, you transgenderist, male bodied, gender ideologist, biological male, transactivist, ladydique haver, womanface, moid AGP. You're a groomer, faggot, gender bender, heshe, crossdresser, shim, sissy, hermaphrodite, t-girl, transvestite, ladyboy, chick with a dick, trap, shemale, man in a dress, tranny, it, TIM, trans identified male, TRA, autogynephile, trancel troon. cope seethe, and dilate.
No. 1233627
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I'm gonna say it. Her? Hot. Problematic? yeah sure. Whatever about the teeth and shit. The grandma style? Banger. I love it. It's a shame she has mental health problems and is actively losing weight. I don't get the name calling, guys, I'm gonna fist fight you all. This is a question of is she hot or is she not. She. is. hot.
No. 1242408
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I'm an antinatalist and I will never have kids and I won't have sex with a man who haven't had a vasectomy. You can keep your erotic fantasies about me "knocking myself up with a braindead monkey child" to yourself, I know it's hard for you to comprehend a worldview wastly different than yours when you have no logical arguments. I said the risk of having kids with deffects is like 4% so it' not that much higher in comparison to general population, the wast majority of these kids are born healthy. And again, why none of you rise against people with diagnosed genetic disorders being allowed to marry and breed? Are you so afraid of the muh eugenics card? If you actually cared about children and it wasn't just about your own beliefs, you would do something about it kek
No. 1250935
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Actually Sakura has everything. That is why PD48 trainer Soyou said that Sakura is born to be a star. nobody can stop her.
Never underestimate Sakura experiences, reputation and talent.
Since still a child actress, Sakura character is never changed. She is always very Open and Very humble, very down to earth. But dont underestimate her because of this character. We know that Sakura has super Popularity but always humble and keep.low profile. Its her character since she was still a child actress.
Fyi, Sakura has released 42 single Albums (28 with AKB48, 11 with HKT48, 2 with IZ*ONE : La Vie En Rose, Suki to Iwasetai and HEART IZ).
What your bias have done?? Do not start a war that you will never win.
Sakura has played in around 14 Drama movies : Ano Hito no Ano Hi (2012), Himitsu (2013), Majisuka Gakuen 4 (2015), Majisuka Gakuen 5 (2015), Majisuka Gakuen 0 (2015), Love Factory (2016), Doctor-Y Surgeon Hideki Kaji (2016), Cabasuka Gakuen (2016-2017), The Hero Yoshihiko and the Seven Chosen Ones (2016),
Tofu Pro Wrestling (2017), Shanghai love map (Chinese movie, 2018) etc.
Some Horror movies : Crow's Blood (2016), Adrenaline's Night (2015)
Please ask yourself What your bias have done, before underestimating queen goddess like Miyawaki Sakura.
Sakura also has great academic result in School, will become doctor if not become idol.
Sakura is a real Gamer. She has private online game channel. You can do googling to check this special talent.
Sakura also have private show room with her Cat "Maru Chan".
Sakura already became Fashion and commercial Ad model MV for years.
Sakura has regular live radio talks. She has great talent at funny drawing.
Sakura also very good at cooking and a housewife material.
Million Sakura Korea, Japan and global fans in the world know that Sakura is IZONE the best Visual, a walking Meme and has best loyal global fandom in IZONE.
You can do googling or check Sakura profile in Wikipedia, etc. She is a talented writer and is known for communicating her ideas well
Sakura is always occupying Kami 7 position (7 highest ranking) in latest 4 years AKB48 Senbatsu.
And you can check Sakura latest Japan single Album "No Way Man" (She is the Center). Released on November 28, 2018 (1 month after IZ*ONE album La Vie En Rose). Reached/sold 1.3 million CD copies on the first day of sales.
Did i miss anything?
You still underestimate her?
No. 1253644
You're all fools, but it's okay, I forgive you, for your foolishness is part of Chris' art.
Chris is the greatest performance artist of our age, and perhaps of all time. He cares deeply about us, his audience, and that is why he has practically sacrificed himself for us.
Chris Chan has spent over a decade on this one great performance, acting out a character or persona who is the ultimate embodiment of consumer culture, the product of post-80s children's media. Chris acts out the logical result of integrating consumer products, from Pokemon to Sonic the Hedgehog, into one's identity. This is critically important work - as we consume, we identify with our products. Our favorite media (shows, games, films, music), restaurants, gadgets, etc. In the modern age, our self-image is constructed partially on the media we consume, in an effort to feel unique. However, this exercise is ultimately empty, a distraction from our own mortality. And worse, it distracts us from what is really meaningful: our own creativity, our relationships with other people, and our real world experiences. These concepts are nothing new - philosopher Guy Debord warned us of the hollowness of consumer media in his 1967 book The Society of the Spectacle. More recently, academic Mark Fisher warned of how "The Spectacle," which is to say mass media, causes us to devalue our own creativity, in his concept of "hauntology," noting how we have difficulty conceiving of new possibilities as consumer capitalism tells us to revere old, recycled media ad nauseam.
Despite these old works, no one has so successfully driven the point home as Chris Chan. Chris shows us what happens when rather than processing media through the lens of our real experiences, we do the opposite, processing our real world experiences through the lens of media we're so deeply entrenched in. Chris' strange, sometimes violent actions, from advertising for a "boyfriend-free girl," to pepperspraying Game Stop employees, to drinking his own ejaculate at the request of an online catfish, deeply repulse us. And yet, we understand instinctively that they make sense in a fantasy world where cartoons are real and Chris is a hero. Chris' warped logic is disturbingly understandable to anyone living in the post-internet era. Chris is a warning of what happens when we lose ourselves to shallow consumerism, departing from reality.
Chris is a ceaselessly brave and daring artist; as the warped logic of consumer media became politicized and began to inform people's identities via online platforms like Tumblr, Chris was knew he would have to incorporate this into his art. And so, truly giving himself over to his art, he changed his own gender identity.
Although the logic of Chris' cultural critiques openly follow the works of philosophers and writers who could broadly be considered post-modernist or post-structuralist, Chris' own art actually follows a traditional narrative structure. I suspect this is out of a love for storytelling, which Chris has repeatedly exhibited. A lesser artist would rest on their laurels, putting it on the audience to make sense of his art. But not Chris; he takes responsibility for giving us an engaging story. Accordingly, Chris knew he needed a climax or a big finish. After coming out as trans, Chris' narrative had cooled and his audience had begun to shrink. He needed a big way to capture our minds and hearts, and to achieve that he turned to one of the most powerful tools in art: the concept of the Grotesque.
The Grotesque can be thought of as a feeling, a literary device, or an artistic style. Essentially, it shows us something deeply disturbing about our culture, and forces us to confront it, making us feel nearly sick in the process. Director Harmony Korine has famously used this to make us think about what's wrong in everything from youth culture to the decaying suburban areas of middle America. Perhaps the most iconic use of the Grotesque in American film is much earlier though, in the film Freaks. Freaks makes us consider how we degrade people we consider different from us. I suspect Chris is deeply familiar with both Freaks and the admittedly uneven work of Korine. He builds on these works, yet outdoes them both by committing the ultimate expression of the Grotesque, by engaging in a sexual relationship with his own mother, breaking one of the biggest taboos. His own words describing this relationship are so tender as to repulse us. Our romantic ideas have been turned on us as a society, as he warps them and shows us the consequences.
This could be the end of Chris' act, as he has sacrificed himself for his art. Yet, I suspect this isn't the end at all. I expect a reemergence, an act 2. This project has lasted so long that Chris must have been on the verge of burnout. By getting himself incarcerated, Chris has given himself a much-needed and well-deserved break, so he may gather himself and plan for another act, in which he will outdo all that he has already achieved. In the meantime, he limits himself to letters, a relatively undemanding format for his act.
These letters highlight how much he cares about us, his audience. Chris has become a multimedia artist, expanding himself into the realms of visual art/comics, video, music, and written stories. Chris takes these pains to reach as wide of an audience as possible. I suspect he's acting on the concept of a Universal Design for Learning (UDL), finding ways his message can reach people of all different learning styles, including readers, music fans, and passive viewers.
No. 1255818
hey, I just saw videos of him that are from this year I think, and although I believe all this conversation is EXTREMELY intrusive and disrespectful towards him, he clearly has the adam's apple, deep voice, muscular body, facial and body hair of a cis man, he is SO hot and he's knows it lmao. My only concern is that I really hope he's pan or bi, because I'm a cis woman, around his age, and I have the BIGGEST crush on him. I'm 100% heterosexual, and I'm also attracted to trans men, which I consider to be men, with no difference whatsoever. Feminine guys are just my type - <3 omgggg but they always turn out to be GAY, WHY ?????? I need more of you, really… like… please. I don't want a broken heart, I need hope in this f*ckin stupide world :'( I'm gonna marry him lmao or stay single all muy life because I don't want anyone else, they're all ugly now that I've seen geheichou's pretty face :')
No. 1261739
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Please either leave this site before you taint it any further with your degeneracy and nazi ideology as unfortunately, it is a unlawful act to commit an execution of an incompetent man such as yourself or do us a favour of perishing. Slowly if possible, thank you.
No. 1264822
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OMG I am like sooo super sorry I forgot big words can like be like so super duper hard and stuff like I totally know how to like make it better tho and stuffs!
Kay sooo like once upon a time there was like this totally adorable and cute group of little farmers they called themselves the nonnies and they like lives in this really pretty like land full farming happily and like raising these super adorable cows for their sweet tasting milk which the Nonnies loved ever so much as tasted like totally super good ya know?
BUT then OMG there came like these super gross and big and hairy ugo bunch of monsters which the nonnies called like the Moids. The Moids were like super duper meanies and stuffs and tried to steal the Nonnies cute cows and there milk and stuff all the time, cause the Moids were like super duper greedy and selfish and wanted to like have all the yummy milk for themselves and not to share with the nonnies at all which is like totally totally mean!
It was like way super hard and stuffs but the nonnies like totally made like this super awesome ship and stuffs. This ship was super big! It could hold all the cows and their yummy milk and also all the nonnies also soo like they were super excited that they were gonna totally be like away from those mean nasty moids and stuff!
Sooo like that very night under the light of the bright and happy stars in the sky and sweet glowing glow of the moon goddess the little nonnies totally got all the cows and themselves on board the ship and sailed away to a new land where there would be like no more meanie moids EVER to try and be mean and like steal their milk and stuffs.
Onward they sailed through the night, following the dancing light of the brightest of stars and watched over by the moon goddess. But back on shore the meanie moids like totally found out the nonnies and their cows were super like gone and stuff! So they got out their clubs and lumbered down to the water hooting and a yowling something terrible when they saw the nonnies sailing away to safety!
Some like totally tried to chase after the nonnies but strong and ugly as they were they knew they could not reach the distant ship and were like super mad but had to come back to shore or else drown and stuff. Others tried to chase the nonnies in great and scary warships but the smart nonnies had secretly drilled many little holes in the planks of these vessels so that they sank leaving sputtering angry wet moids to swim back to shore empty handed.
And like so it was that the sweet nonnies and their cute cows totally escaped from the gross ugly moids and came to a new land, a land of like sunshine and beautiful open fields for good farming and cattle raising. And here the nonnies and their precious cows lived happily for many a long year, safe and free of the moids and having many a happy and peaceful evening full of songs and laughter and of course like super sweet yummy milk and stuff!
Now this is like totally the end of the story but even though the nonnies and their cute precious cows did live happily ever after, there was still like some of the mean gross moids whom had managed to build ships strong enough to reach the land of the nonnies on occasion. Big and brutish as they were they were still no match for the clever nonnies especially not in such small numbers. But like some of them tried to play a trick on the nonnies with the help of their evil wizards. Some would come magically disguised as nonnies themselves, and try to steal the cows and their precious milk. But the super smart nonnies totally weren't fooled oh no they weren't and like totally totally figured out which of them weren't really nonnies and sent those ugly mean moids running even the cows joined in sometimes and nipped at their heels as they ran away.
Of course, like some of the moids still try to sneak past the nonnies and still the precious cows and their milk even to like this day! So like the nonnies made special nonnies which they called mod nonnies to help watch over them and their cows, and like an extra special one they called an admin nonnie! It is said that whenever the nonnies are having their milk or cows stolen from them and not even the brave mod nonnies can catch the mean old moids, that the mighty admin will appear to be a guiding light in our most super duper time where bad stuffs is happening and whatever! And she will save every true hearted nonnie and every precious cow and there will be no more moids then… only laughter and happiness and sweet sweet milk for ever after! Yay!
No. 1266034
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently… Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio… There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury… should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
No. 1266773
Hm so though it was clearly not the intention several posters here did help me think up a question for the thread, sooo thanks I guess lol?
Anyways the question of the day is this: When displaying some form of attraction to another woman or to a man, or open forms of intimate contact (holding hands, cuddling, hugging, kissing etc.) Have you encountered strong disapproving reactions from family, friends, communities you might be part of either on or offline etc. For not conforming to their ideas of how you should be. For example "I thought you were into other girls but I totally saw you kissing that guy just now, what's wrong with you?" Or "Um yeah it's great that you found a man or woman that you are into and he/she is into you, really. … Buuut (cue long list of "why he or she's not right for you" stuffs or "why she'll never fit in with the rest of us (IE your "friends"). If that has been the case then how do you deal with negativity about your relationship(s) and possibly even changing their perception of how you and or your partner should be/act/look/etc? Any experiences or stories you might like to share can actually be really helpful to other nonnies in dealing with similar situations and helping to change perceptions. Thank you in advance for any responses, please remember to avoid flaming and arguing. Debates and disagreements are fine but if they happen do please try to keep them civil, thank you hope every nonnie is having a lovely day!
No. 1267188
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We are allowed to talk about the cow, and just like the time when you whiteknights were clutching your pearls about the height thing, anons only talk about it because she pedo panders.anons are only talking about her skin because she edits herself to hell and back to look like a child. Her skin IS dehydrated it IS thin from said dehydration, rife with fine lines, and its obvious that many of you summerfag children here have no idea what aging skin truly looks like. Did we strike a nerve? Unless you're the cow herself stop taking shit so personal and go write about your dumb ass feelings in a jourmal or something.What DO you think the point of these threads are? For us to sit around holding hands, while we sing kumbia and talk about awesome these cow are ? Come down to earth and stop being delusional and samefagging yourself.. We ARE going to talk about how haggard and how horse faced and how tall she is because reality is a stark contrast from the fantasy character she depicts. This IS a gossip site. If this thread bothers you so much, log off the internet babes. If reading mean things about beefy belle bothers you so much, stay off /w/ or hell, the entire site for that matter. Nobody is here to coddle you or the people you like. There are subreddits and discord chats where you can talk yourself blue in the face about how awesome belle is and you can all sit there and soak up each others awesomeness.
No. 1294685
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Retard, imagine thinking that female-only spaces exist on a goddamn imageboard. Keep your man-hating to yourself you pathetic, fat, femcel piece of shit. I feel like feminists only exist because they're mad other females want nothing to do with them, or the inverse, and it's because they were the Queen Bee and decided getting dicked down wasn't for them, then made them being a skank everyone else's problem.
Now, I'm fully aware this site is, for the most part, dominated by radical feminists and has a majority-female userbase, but unless you're on a forum exclusively for lesbians, calling anywhere online a "female-only space" is retarded at best and delusional at worst.
I agree that the other anon was retarded for assuming this forum is troon-friendly, but because it's anonymous nobody really gives a fuck if you are one as long as you don't bring it up or chastise other users for saying shit like "tranny," and you sage your sperging and don't shit up the thread.
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>>1273514lol she got banned for that one
No. 1299030
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>>1298995She made such a self hating post calling herself a goblin to later complain about "ugly bitches" and just finished it with
>I feel so bad for youKek at the lack of self awareness
No. 1303242
Dunking on fats will always be punching up. Fatties are the global elite. They consume a disproportionate amount of the food and drink, they take up a disproportionate amount of space, and they use a disproportionate amount of our healthcare resources. If any other group did this, they'd never hear the end of it from the twitterati (who are, coincidentally, mostly fat). In the old days, leftist and unionist political cartoons always portrayed the capitalists, the statists, the oppressors as bloated pigmen. Do you think this is a coincidence? Do you think it's a coincidence that today's so-called "leftist" movements carry a torch for such nonsense as fat liberation and intuitive eating at the same time that their most vocal mouthpieces have ballooned in size? This is an infiltration. We are witnessing the erosion of the global workers' movement by a cabal of hippopotamic layabouts. They don't want justice. They don't want honest pay for honest work, weekends off, and healthcare benefits. They want cheeze-its and games for their nintendo gadgets. Workers of the world, do not let your movement fall from within. Do not let the very swine your forefathers fought against erode your solidarity. Do not fall for the siren songs of processed meats and drive thru neon. Workers of the world, defend what's yours. Workers of the world, unite against the fatty menace.
No. 1317101
>but I think we differ fundamentally in that everything I post about Komaeda is very sincere and comes from a place of love
How fucking dare you. First off, that's rude and very snooty sounding. I'll have you know I'm truly dedicated and sincere in my love for King Dedede, I don't spend hours drawing him, reading fanfics, collecting art, and researching merchandise for nothing or for mere meme value. King Dedede has many many charm points both in a personality, story and background and physical senses. He's both cute, cuddly and cool all at the same time.
While his depictions in the anime has stained him in the more general eyes (I still find the anime variant of King Dedede kind of endearing but nothing compared to Game King Dedede), still, in the games and novels he has a genuine pure heart of gold. In Kirby's Dreamland, the very first Kirby game, we're shown that Dedede is an arrogant and selfish, stealing all of the food in Dreamland because he's a glutton (which is weirdly endearing to me at least) and claiming himself as king. However, beyond the surface of Dedede is actually someone with more depth, again, we see a sliver of the depth in Kirby's Adventure, the second game. At this point we know a shallow version of King Dedede but in this game we actually get to see his more "slightly" heroic side. You see, in order to safe guard the Fountain of Dreams, Dedede takes the Star Rod and divides it into seven pieces to keep Dreamland from Nightmare. While Dedede has his more lazier traits he still cares for his people and will do what's right which is really cool! We see more of this in future games, I think Crystal Shards, Triple Deluxe and Forgotten Lands are some good examples of him showing his more heroic side.
It's also endearing that he's a bit of a crybaby, when ever he loses (Most noteably, Kirby's Blowout Blast, Revenge of the King, and Gourmet Race) he has a tendency to cry which is really cute to me for some reason. He's really such a big softie and a bit of a tsundere. I feel like he'd huff cutely with pride if you were to praise him a lot which is a adorable. I would love to do that to be honest just to see him gloat more because Dedede seems like the type who's receptive to praise
The gap between his more "cute" lazy, slightly arrogant, and spoiled side and his "cool" strong, brawny, and protective side is super fucking moe.
I also like his subtle little traits too! Like Dedede is canonically smart enough to engineer robots and machinery like the Robo-Dedede, Mecha Dedede and the Dededestroyer Z!
From all of his possessions I'd imagine that's a bit of a weak point of his he'd sometimes be vulnerable about, same goes for not feeling strong enough to protect his people.
Physically, King Dedede is the perfect mix of cute, cuddly, and strong. He has a soft looking robe with white fluffy accents, velvety blue furred skin, adorably bright eyes! Also, I just really like the little puffy thing on his crown, it's super cute. His trademark 'peace sign' insignia is funny but also gives to his arrogant and prideful aspects. His color palette is very pleasing on the eyes with a nice combination of primary blue, yellow and red that, in art, can be used for dark somber pieces or bright soft pastel ones.
I feel like I gotta talk about his clothes too! It's like every part of his outfit was specially chosen to be as appealing as possible. While it doesn't appear in most iterations, his beige kimono he wears underneath his red robe is really…sensual? It's weird but it feels like it could easily be pulled to the side like when he gets hot or something. A kimono is perfect for being undone and I wish there was some official art work where he's not wearing his robe or red-yellow sash. The robe is good too! I like how it adds to his general mix of fluffy and regal aesthetics! Honestly, it's a bit odd but in his Kirby 64 model where he's wearing NOTHING but his sash…was very nice. I know it won't be done but I hope Hal brings back his kimono in future games.
Oh, and on the topic of clothes once more. He has worn a lot of outfits through various promotions and derivative media! I think his most cutest outfit is his Kirby Cafe outfit. The mix of the red beanie, sweater tied around his neck and white shirt with yellow stripes is adorable and trendy, it makes him look like he's about to go on a date! Second would be his Pupupu☆Train outfit, the uniform is really really cool looking, and I find it interesting that Dedede was chosen to represent Osaka, I wonder why. I also like his Dreamy Gear outfit, I need to read the Dreamy Gear novel but I still think Dedede looks cool with the whole steam punk look.
Also King Dedede's hammer is really cool, I think it accentuates a lot of his character traits and attributes too! He's very boisterous, loud and showy, like a hammer!
With his thick arms and the fact that he's shown to have a lot of weight behind his swings with his hammer and attacks is so hot, he's very very strong and could probably pick me up very easily! I'd also think with how gluttonous and chubby he is he'd be really soft and heavenly to cuddle with after a long warm bath under some warm thick covers. While he wears gloves most of the time, I'd imagine he has soft mitten like hands underneath them.
I feel like King Dedede with all his bravado would be the type to be a bit blushy when it comes to romance and romantic things. He'd definitely show off what a good boyfriend he is, he would be very affectionate and protective and such but when it comes to romantic intimacies like kissing and anything naughty he'd be all flustered since he tends to put up a huge prideful front when really he's a huge softie and probably doesn't have much experience. I want to teach King Dedede all sorts of things lovers can do together, it would be so nice! Though one thing would be for sure, and I want to reiterate, he'd be VERY protective of the ones he loves and would stop at nothing to protect them even if it means sacrificing himself! He'd probably spoil me a lot and for dates they range from very high energy to just relaxing out on his balcony soaking up some sun.
In bed, you could probably get King Dedede to do anything and everything with the right amount or praise. As much as Dedede likes to be served and spoiled, I think his desire to be praised and revered outweighs that! If he knows he's doing a good job and will get praise for it he will give it his all. He'd be intense, loving, and playful all at the same time. Placing a lot of emphasis on touch, pulling you deep into his body as he gives a steady thrusts, and such…Also, I can't deny it but Forgo Dedede made me feel things, he was so wild and so intense during the boss battle! I mean, he was on all fours, moments where he takes off the mask and pants heavily…I wouldn't mind being taken as his mate considering the whole beast thingy that was going in Kirby and the Forgotten Land
I love King Dedede, I love him. At first, I used to be for PURELY Meta Knight only but I know now that King Dedede is the true path of light and kingly cuddle sex. That, or penguin and bat orb threesome
King Dedede in general is 10/10 husbando material, same goes for Meta Knight too, and I won't have someone who's husbando looks like a college drop-out who bums Adderall pills off of highschoolers dare insinuate my love for him is "not sincere" for the sake of some "internet points and notoriety" that's for losers and the mentally ill. (Yes, I am mad.)
No. 1318823
My ex bfs who I will be referring to as “bf” stepdad that I spoke to one time for 3 minutes sent me this after me n my ex have be broken up for like 4 years. I will gladly accept this emoji ban, I need more ppl to appreciate and cringe at this
“Me”, Forgive me but! I'm moving from Cal. Soon. When I was married to “bf” mother, I over heard u guys making love 💘 in the shower. “Mother” told me “my bf” was only happy in the shower, after complaining that he was taking showers too long. But “bf mom”.i said he was a very sad person and he was happy and singing or humming in the shower! Forgive me but I envied him, because I thought you were amazingly beautiful 😍. Forgive me , but I'm a Dirty old man! Old enough to be your Grandfather! And I promised the police I would move out of my mother's house by Tommorow, it's a long story. I told “bfs mom” my mother had Demensia and
Wanted to take care of her the last couple of years before she past. I told her it's either you or my mother Fumi and had to choose my mother, but that was the truth, I said u could come too. She asked can I bring “bf/bro mothers/son”? I said no because of his illness,! He had pulled a 🔪 knife on me and bought a new 45 caliber beautiful postal on line. He said ,Please don't tell mom. I didn't and we got along for the 1st time ,because I didn't tell her. Anyway ,you may know why “bf” hated me or didn't like me? I would buy him gifts 🎁at Christmas 🎄 and then find them in the trash outside the next day? You would know why right? He loved u and u loved him it was so cute. You made him a man! I'm old and love to see You! If u have a boyfriend, disregard this message. I WOULD LIKE TO FLY YOU TO CALIFORNIA! I HAVE ALOT OF 💰MY MOTHER LEFT ME A 1/2 MILLION$$. AND WILLING TO SHARE . DONT WORRY IM 77 AND HAVE ERECTILE DIFUNCTION. I TOOK 3 100MIL VIAGRAS WITH A 31 YEAR OLD BEAUTIFUL BLOND. I LOVE BLONDES. AND COULD GET IT UP BECAUSE WE DID SO MUCH COCAINE. IM FUCKED UP NOW, BUT I STILL THINK OF YOU! If you chose to come to Cal and Hawaii it's all on me! I will promise to respect your person and body. I just need someone from “STATE” to talk 👄too.because everyone in CA. Is crazy 🤪!! And I'm going there too if I stay here. I'm going back to “state”. Then Retire in Maui, Hawaii. Right now I'm fucked up on alcohol, percocets, and COCAINE. Forgive for telling you, You knew I liked 👍you! And probably thought what an asshole I am because I was married. Right? Maybe “bf” knew it too. 🤔You can't help it that your gorgeous, I would love to see You all grown up at 23 or 24. If u read this now , please text me or call within 5 min. Otherwise forgive me for texting so early.! Please believe my offer, I'll treat u like my daughter. Don't worry. Honestly, Respectfully yours “pervert” means Honest 1st name my last name means Drunk . I thought u went to Japan to visit”bf”? We took him to court, the woman judge sentence him. We were walking 🚶♂️out of the courthouse, I told him if you deal. "DONT GET CAUGHT" For the 1st time he said "FUCK YOU" It surprised me! I want to know why he disliked me and I think he probably confided in u. But I'm sorry for this long boring text. But I wish I was 30 again. I believe 🙏upon take up this crazy offer but would love to show u Cal. At least . I'm 🤔 og going back to Naemi , I still care for her! She was the only one I asked to marry on our 1st date driving to “state” where the Pirate lived. If I don't here from u, I won't bother u anymore.
No. 1319810
Faggots are not oppressed anywhere in the world, and never have been. Even in the most homophobic nations of the past arrangements and excuses were made for them because the world runs on the axis of dick, and boners are the most protected of all endangered species. The most beautiful boys would be accessible to them and only them, with heterosexual women having to make do with pig-faced failmales. We always got the leftovers; with the best of the produce being delivered to the doorsteps of rich fags, we were like homeless New Yorkers fighting off rats for a slice of moldy pizza. Life is too kind to the undeserving. The faggots have been feasting on all-you-can-fuck buffets consisting of any breed of male you can think of, whether it be the finest selection of faunlets stolen from their mothers or slaves imported from germania for at least 7500 years now. But it’s never enough for the faggot, he needs to catch ‘em all, he needs to taste the crusty shit covered holes of every single man until he perishes like a dog of gonorrhoea. He’s oppressed because he can’t act out his wildest fantasies of sodomite degeneracy, because he can’t be “out and open” whilst being a king of the fucking Pope, I wonder how they would survive being in the shoes of an average heterosexual womon for, say, twenty four hours? From being beaten like animals or outright killed for refusing to be a fourth wife for males 35 years our senior, to being promoted to a “free citizen” who isn’t even allowed to complain about anything because we have a couple extra rights compared to livestock now.
Now, I raise my final question: how can a group be oppressed and also rule the world? How can you be the head of the Catholic Church, and complain about christianity being anti-you? How could have the medieval world be ostracising against “your people” when you scrotes ruled the kingdoms that burned women alive? How can you be “sexually repressed” when you caused a pandemic because you can’t keep it in your pants? Oh, you can’t see yourself in the media? Popular culture has been absolutely wrecked by your retarded tv shows where you don’t do nothing but play with makeup like 5 year olds and talk about that one time you got diarrhoea on your mothers white velvet couch after a late night gas station sushi session. How can Hollywood have no place for you when all occurrences of attractive males are posed subtly in ways that will let the men in the audience know they’re there for him.
We never get to fuck the very things we create on our own terms. I can’t inject no testicles with juvaderm or get my boy ass implants because I have no fucking money. Do you think I would be here if I did?
It’s a brutal world for us. It’s just me and my sweet yogurt treats against the world but it’s alright because God is on my side and my suffering is holy.
No. 1328706
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bald-chan was based tbh
I said suggest DISTRACTIONS. I'm going to do it, I don't want to hear your retarded "YOU WILL LOOK UGLY" bullshit. Why do you care if I'll look ugly, huh? Why are you so invested in whether some internet rando you'll never meet in your life looks ugly? How is shaving my fucking head "quirky"? You keep letting slip how fucking ugly you are with each reply, jesus christ. Women can't ever have fun or make and hee hee ha ha jokes. No, they must look 100% fertile and fuckable and they simply must be barefoot and pregnant with hair down to their feet, huh? I said, and I am going to type this in all caps so that maybe it reaches your brain but I know that with your microcephaly it is going to be like talking to a twitching brick wall, but I'm going to try anyway: I AM GOING TO SHAVE MY HEAD, BUT I CAN'T DO IT NOW. I AM DOING IT NEXT MONTH. AS A JOKE. OFFER ME DISTRACTIONS
No. 1356952
the fantasy is any woman tolerating my ugly, dumpy, diseased loser leper self.
now… the -fantasy- is being absolutely bullied by a slightly taller, more preppy/polished woman in an office setting. she laughs while aggressively making fun of me and my work, sure, but it isn't high school and she doesn't have an audience to laugh with her anymore. she still bullies me a bit at work, not as often but the little things. tries to trip me when I'm too near the cubicles or in the tiny break room. "God anon! look where the fuck you're walking for once! Is the floor that interesting, yet you somehow missed my _expensive brand name nice leather shoes_?!"
"God anon, you've been working on that fucking credit card statement sheet for maintenance crew, what, all fucking day? How hard is it to punch some numbers? Its already half done when you get it! I could have been done hours ago. God."
I muster an apology, but never able to really look her in the eye or at her, really.
Maybe she escalates a bit. "accidentally" spilling water or food on my plain button up shirt. "Ugh, god," she thinks, "you really need to learn how to dress yourself anyway, that shirt was disgusting even before you got my tea on it, God anon, how did you even manage to do that? It's called walking like a fucking normal human being. Look up sometimes. God."
Just a tall, mild bully. she enjoys it but it starts to feel too childish. it's kind of silly isn't it isn't? isn't she a professional now? her paychecks say so. she's whittled that student loan almost all the way down. She can actually start living soon, the way adults are supposed to. new apartment.. maybe one day,, townhome? condo? regardless, maybe it's time to stop. isn't she too old for this stuff? we're professionals. why the focus on me? I'm just a crappy worker, not a criminal or something.
She decides to lay off, see how it feels for a few days. But walking by my desk, she can't help but scoff at how disorganized I am. "What the fuck are you working on, anon, tornado clean up? Did a typhoon blow through the perimeter of just your desk?" I give a shy, nervous laugh. Any attention is good. Any acknowledgement? Good.
She looks me over and thinks to herself, "she just looks so nerdy in those big glasses. fucking grandma aesthetic, not even in the cute cottageshit insta way. maybe cute in a gross retro way but… no, just ridiculois. too autistic for contacts. loser. fucking nerd in the oversized sweater, oh boohoo the front office is cold. get a proper blazer. or a nice down jacket, something snug. everything you wear is so boxy and loose. stop dressing like a tent challenge. I bet she'd look ok if her shirts actually fucking fit and her pant legs weren't always trying to escape.. God, trying to look professional like you dug through the racks at Goodwill. Hair all frazzled, did she even try to style? Clearly this is her first real big girl job. She has no idea how to be an adult. Pathetic".
It feels good. Fuck restraint, she decides. She needs to tease, it's just teasing right? Bullying is for kids. Time to step it up maybe?
maybe she'll just stick to the occasional name calling. or, full non-passive aggressive, just aggressive, criticism of my skills. Yeah, pointing out my mistakes is easy enough because I'm bad with numbers and can fuck up in Excel like you've never seen.
Scolding me harshly for it, really admonishing. how could I keep making this mistake? did I just slam down on the keyboard half asleep for a nap because I stayed up too late doing faggy nerd shit? was the dude from IT fucking me on this keyboard while I left Excel open? God she thinks, what kind of man would even have sex with you? Doesnt even seem fuckable to a man, for some reason. She thinks on that maybe a bit too much before walking away, disgusted. I know I think a bit too much about it too.
One day she finds out I like women. I never said it, I keep my work and my personal life separate. But someone must've leaked.
And now that puts a new thought in her mind, and she hates it. It's disgusting. God I could really use some punishment for that kind of degeneracy though. Correcing all that bad work. Payback for all the time she has had to spend correcting my mistakes, all the middleman phone calls and emails trying to explain my bigger fuck ups. Yeah, she really needs to fix that. It explains so much.
But maybe… I stop because I'm gross ha ha sorry for the cringecancer, fuck IP ban
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I think this makes pages 1 and 2 safe for now. Don't go further than that.
No. 1386103
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STOP BRINGING SHAYNA INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING. I CAN'T GO A SINGLE GODDAMN THREAD WITHOUT SEEING A SHAYNA MENTION. YA'LL TRULY DO NEED TO MAKE A SHAYGOSSIP SITE AND MOVE THAT DEMENTED THREAD THERE AND FREE THE REST OF US FROM YOUR STUPID SHAYSHACKLES.
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHAY-TAAN, WHAT THE FUCK,YOU THINK SHE'S KAWAII? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, ANON-KUN, NOBODY CARES. NOBODY GODDAMN CARES. HELL, EVEN I DON'T CARE. MODS CAN BAN ME FOR AUTISM, SCREAMING, SCHIZOPHRENIA, SHAY-CHAN DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, AND A MILLION OTHER ARMCHAIR PHYSIATRIC AILMENTS BUT I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS! IT NEEDED TO BE SAID! WHO CARES! WHO CARES IF SHAYSENPAI LIKES OVERNIGHT OATS! NOBOBDY! AT LEAST, NOBODY ON THE GODDAMN F T M THREAD YOU ABSOLUTE MORON! GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT THREAD AND LEAVE THE REST OF US ALONE!
No. 1387211
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>>1387176lmao my face as I read this
No. 1387262
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>>1387176I'm not reading any of that but I hope that anon has a safe and happy Halloween.
No. 1391898
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For the past couple of months i been sleeping on the couch. This behemoth was custom ordered and forgotten about by some absolute fool. The best $600 ever spent on a couch that was going to be sold for nearly 3k. I love sleeping on the couch. The cat loves sleeping on the couch. Everybody enjoys the couch. You sit on this mf and you will struggle to get out even with the best knees. This couch has gotten me through nearly every traumatic event in my adult life and all the best moments at the same time. It's a piece of history, a work of art. I own the best couch you whores couldn't comprehend what level my couch is. This IS the boss couch. My flat ass feels safe from pain when I sit. I sit anywhere else and its practically sitting on bone. If Hank Hill sat on my couch he'd instantly cum blast everywhere (except the couch) because of how comfortable it is. It was even created in texas. They even included a large cup holder for every fat woman's dream of not having to move to get a drink off the coaster. I am she. This is LIVING the life. This IS the American dream. Idgaf about my bed anymore, I have this couch and it pleases me more than sleeping knowing you ruined some man's life after they slightly slighted you. I have better nights than on my king sized bed that broke the bank. I have better nights than crackheads who get fed by the feds to continue the destruction of their own marginalized communities. I sleep more comfortable safer nights than jk terf queen in her mansion after any tweet she makes that gets ugly hair receding men in their feelings. And her bed must be this giant fucking hp castle sized higglepuff hogtown inspired bed that costed hundred of thousands. I love this couch. I'd give birth on this couch. What a great fucking buy holy shit I cannot get over it. I feel so SMART knowing I snagged it before anyone else. Post vent.
No. 1400025
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>be born in the 3d world
>be born to a dysfunctional and poor family
>you witness your mother develop severe mental illness. She quits her job as a teacher.
>your mom has constant breakdowns with you in the house. She screams and cries until you piss yourself.
>you live in a rundown apartment
>you have no toys or basic life necrsities
>you never celebrate Christmas
>nobody helps your mom and the country is too bad to get help
>Your mom that used to be a teacher turns to prostitution but she doesn't make money
>your father refuses to see you
>maternal grandma takes care of you and takes you to the country side where you are beaten, raped and have no toilet
>you undergo the same level of poverty as in Africa
>you have no access to basic life utilities
>you undergo severe dehumanization
>all the children are savage
>you are beaten, you play in mountains of trash, they stick syringes into your skin
>20 year old boy rapes you for 1 year
>you are beaten with rocks until you lose counsciousness
>you develop memory loss and altered states of counsciousness forever because of the intense beatings and head trauma
>you tell your grandma about the abuse
>your grandma calls you a whore at 7 years old for being raped
>it's literally worse than the movie Gummo
>you starve, are not taken to school, you have lices in your hair
>you have deep thoughts about the universe, human existence, religion
>you are a genius
>you want to one day become someone
>you teach yourself how to write and read and do maths
>you are constantly lost in daydreaming
>you are taken to school after not going to kindergarten or having any sort of structure
>you are poor and your clothes are run down
>everyone else is middle class
>you get bullied for being poor
>teacher humiliates you in front of the class because you are poor
>you cannot focus in school and suffer from mental illness
>you go home and beat yourself with your fists because you know you are smart but cannot have good academic results
>you are hyper self aware as a 8 year old child
>you develop suicidal thoughts
>once an organization that helps people in poverty comes to your school and offer supplies for the poorest child in the class
>the teacher gives the supplies to a middle class girl because she dislikes you
>your grandma dies and you're almost put in the orphanage
>your dad that you've never met takes you in to a village town
>he goes to work abroad where he is mistreated and worked like a slave for being third world
>your financial situation gets better but you still aren't middle class
>your aunt abuses you physically and mentally
>your grandpa is an alcoholic and beats you
>you cannot focus in school
>you get left behind in classes
>you have access to a PC and the internet and start browsing the internet
>you are self thaught in English at 10 years old and you understand most words
>you become obsessed with reading Wikipedia articles
>you read Wikipedia articles about physics, alchemy, purification since you are 10 years old
>you become obsessed with anime and full metal alchemist
>you become immersed in an alternate world
>your life is too bad so you escape
>you cannot think in words anymore
>you are smart but you cannot have good results in school because of the stress and mental illness
>you lose track
>you grow up wanting to do something great or creative
>your mind is too fucked up from the abuse and poverty and although you are smart you constantly forget words and sound like a retard
>you have severe social anxiety
>you cannot speak with people
>you try to advance in life but the abuse has affected you too much
>you have no financial support
>you start having breakdowns and panic attacks at 15 years old
>at 18 years old you are put in the mental hospital where you are raped
>the mental health care in your country is atrocious
>you cannot stand your situation anymore and you turn to sex work
>although you are pretty, can fluently speak English and are interested in a wide variety of subjects including internet culture you don't make money
>you see ugly women or women that cannot even speak English make a lot of money
>you observe that most people on the internet complain about their mental illness and hard life situations
>you try to reach out to people
>you are being turned into a lolcow
>people that you argue with have no even went through a fragment of the suffering you've been through
>you keep posting on the internet because you want to be acknowledged
>people just harass you and nobody has empathy for you
>people hold you to an extraordinary level that most people are not held to
>you see other people being acknowledged for their life issues
>you observe how most people are not alligned with their values either
>after all of this you're still unable to work, still live in a third world country
>you are disabled
>you are waiting for the day you run out of utities because you have no money to pay for them
>your biggest issue is not being able to get resources
>you see millionaire communists and people that are dumber than you make loads of money
>you continue to make art and express yourself
>you develop dementia
>you are me
>you will die very soon
No. 1400029
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>>1400025Thanks. I know it's off putting when I say that I am cute or that I am a genius or that it makes people unlikely to have empathy for me or that it is cringe, but I am honest about those things. I am very intellectually inclined, I've read a lot and I am self thaught in most things. I hold a lot of information on a wide variety of subjects ranging from history,philosophy,mythology, arts, languages and so on but I have a hard time expressing myself and my vocabulary does not improve for some reason but I still hold the knowledge and still ponder upon existence. When I went to school everyone that was doing well in school was from middle class or they had supportive parents, absolutely everyone. Of course they had family issues too but mine have been the worst in combination with mental illness that was impossible to get treatment or support for. People don't understand how much social class and family and child hood experience affects the outcome of your life. Most people that are successful are coming from upper middle class or they've had at least half decent childhoods. I've looked into most philosophers and they are all from upper middle class from families that put them on that path. I realized the outcome of your life is conditioned by your parents and social class.
No. 1406572
Elliot got on a plane and headed towards Serbia. He broke into Josh's apartment when he landed. Josh was sleeping deeply after spending all day trying to get DDoS protection running on Kiwi Farms. Elliot tied Josh up and woke
him with manical laughter.
"I've got you where I want you now, Josh Moon! We're going to have a little consent accident," Elliot sneered. He removed his dainty dress but struggled to pull it above his very manly jaw.
"What the actual fuck did your surgeon do to you? Have they never been to an Arby's before?" Josh questioned as he averted his eyes. This enraged Elliot and he tore off his ill-fitting panties.
"I paid good money for my vagina! You're going to touch it," Elliot said. He loosened the rope around Josh's wrist.
"I've never smelled necrotic flesh before, so thanks for that I guess," Josh said and tried to pull his arm away from Elliot. Elliot pulled harder and placed Josh's hand on his stink ditch. Josh managed to pull his hand
away but a chunk of flesh fell off of Elliot's groin.
"No, my clit! Why did it have to fall off at a time like this? Curse you, Joshua Moon. I'm going to harass all your business partners and tell them about you deeply transphobic behavior," Elliot struggled to put his clothes
back on. He stormed out of the apartment and returned to the airport with brand new resolve.
"Well, at least he didn't have a knife. Now I'm going to have to soak my arm in bleach," Josh muttered to himself as he freed himself from the rope. He saw he had 4782 new emails all from Elliot. The subject all said the
same thing: Now that you've given me attention, I'm determined to make you love me. We will be together forever.
No. 1410440
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>>1410424Nonny you forgot the image
No. 1410992
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This fucking fatty.
We used to have a bunch of Simpsons comics laying around the house. I would skim over them and look at the pictures because my English was still very underdeveloped, I couldn't have been older than 9. Then I came across it. I don't remember the name or anything, but it was an issue about aliens coming to Springfield and abducting fatty. They covered him in butter and put him in a pot. He was borderline retarded so he was playing with the carrots sitting in the pot with him as they pushed him into this mysterious hole in the wall that extended into a tube. He was sprayed with sauces, cooked (He only got a tan and was still somehow alive. Remember this part because it will be important later in the story.) and had an apple shoved in his mouth. He came out of the other end of the tube-oven looking like a Thanksgiving turkey.Oh.My.God…
I was so fucking horny, you wouldn't believe it. I put the comic on the floor and rubbed one out right then and there. It was so insane, a core childhood memory was created that day.
Obviously this didn't stay a one-time incident. That very comic book became my all time favorite and I kept it in my very own bookshelf for years to come.
A decade or so later, I remember this. I realise this fetish (?) has somehow escalated over the years despite me not indulging in it at all. I recreate the incident bit-by-bit until it's time to give him a tan, then I think to myself, you know what would be hotter? If we could actually roast him alive. At first I'm like, well how would that work? I want him to be able to witness his turkey-fication. So I thought up a most brilliant idea: soul & body seperation. He would be violently penetrated by a spitroast while his soul sits outside his body blushing. I don't remember what other things I came up with that night but I know I came a lot.
NOTE: THE SECOND TIME, I WASN'T THINKING ABOJT FATTY. But rather a real man! So don't think I'm a weirdo or anything. I don't want to fuck cartoon characters. I do still feel weird when I watch Simpsons episodes with him in it, but I don't want to fuck him. Like that one scene where homer chases him and he says "Don't make me run! I'm full of ze chocolate!" But it's not sexual. I'm not exactly sure if he's the one, it might also be the cop's retarded son with stringy hair or maybe Martin Prince. No, definitely not Martin. He was RETARDED. Anyway, post over. Make of this what you will.
No. 1421828
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We say we’re the last prophet! EVERYTIME WE COME! YA-HA-HA-HAWEH!
WE ARE THE LIVING. You are DONE! BURN! Fish fryyy, baby this shit is delicious! You ever been to Rwanda? I have, and you know, it’s funny cuz people they talk about like safety or security as if they understand that form of martial art. That you know how to be safe. But you think you’re safe in the first world. With your virus panic attacks and your terrorist threats. What you think you’re safe ANYwhere on the land that is my mothers land, or in the SKY? Go to outer space, motherfucker a-hah. That’s the easiest shit. I sent a bullet in outer space [death metal growl] FIVE HUNDRED BILLION YEARS AGO to rive a gravitational wave, just to destroy your spaceship. That’s how I do shit! The Flash, motherfucker!
No. 1424613
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srsly what is up with the utter transphobia/homophobia in this thread point one trans people are NOT sex offenders point two a trans girl is a girl, seriously, and point three, what you say can really hurt. Im nonbinary (under trans umbrella) and i can recognize that what yall are saying on here is not ok suicide and depression rates are higher for lgbtq people cuz of people saying transphobic stuff like this.
No. 1424817
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Erotic anorectal violence—anoreceptive activity involving a combination of rapid thrusting, considerable girth, and a prolonged duration—is both rampant and one of the greatest contributors to societal decadence today:
• Due to its ubiquity in pornography, several generations now have grown up masturbating to, demanding more of, and seeking to emulate violent behavior that should easily be considered severely criminal when more than one person is involved. Perpetrators of this violence against one or more others going unpunished is a major problem, as is incriminating evidence being sold for profit. Those perpetrators are rewarded, encouraged, and celebrated when they should instead face justice and be condemned.
• Widespread apathy, (often willful) ignorance, and misinformation about anorectal anatomy, physiology, and health are enabling people with (self-)destructive tendencies to have a field day with such violence and to effectively spread disinformation. That unrestrained hedonism is contributing greatly to societal decay. Far too many people neither wish to think about nor seriously discuss anorectal matters, so rampant anorectal violence and its consequences "fly under the radar;" people would much rather focus on some other (in many cases far less dangerous) kind of erotic abuse.
• Widespread ignorance of what a human anus is even supposed to look like makes it an easy target for those who like to mutilate body parts. Although the anus is one of our most important body parts, typically it is very under-valued. It commonly is denigrated and intentionally harmed, a situation that is tolerated—or at least ignored—by far too many people. As the vast majority of humanity likely never will care much at least about another person's anus, discouraging anoreceptive activities entirely is the only realistic solution.
Rampant anorectal violence is caused by—and in turn contributes back to—societal decadence; this is called a positive feedback loop.
No. 1425191
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Who. the. fuck. cowtipped koopa guy. Can we not have ONE nice thing. NOT ONE??? We can't have concord mcsubway morning the 9/11 attacks? We can't have koopa guy's discord messages threatening to kill himself for real every time a koopa is shown in a fire level? We can't have the pictures of him riding the bus to adult daycare in DIY koopa merch? We can't even have gold koopa freerunning has been abortion?
What did you even get out of cowtipping, you joy annihilating chaos agent? I'm taking this as a personal attack on me. Did you want me to cry? Did you want me to shave my head and lie under the train tracks and wait till i hear the rumbling of cold, steel wheels? Is that what you wanted from me? Do you want to watch, you sick fuck? Do you want me to mail you my hair as proof? Do you want CNN and the BBC to report on this and air it on the evening news? Did you want the FBI to lead you away in front of your family for cyberbullying crimes and indirect suicide incitement and then you go to jail? You go to prison for 40 years? And then you use your 10 minutes of alotted computer access a day to post in this thread just to say ha, ha. I did it! It was I who cowtipped! And then the farmhands permaban you and place a hit on you from your cellmate who would do anything for few extra cigs. And you die smiling because this was all part of your plan. And you know Xi Jinping will be proud of you.
No. 1425225
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I work at Subway as a sandwich artist. I saw artist in the job description and I was like, yeah, I’m artistic, I could do that. But when I got there, I realized it didn’t really require being all that artistic. Basically it’s just like arranging cold cuts on sub rolls. Which is fine, I guess, but it’s definitely not my favorite. Early on I tried being as artistic as I could — doing origami stuff with the salami, making cool designs with the Southwestern Chipotle sauce — but no one seemed to care. “What’d you think of the little design I did on there?” I’d ask them. “Come on, kid,” they’d say, “just give me my damn footlong.” I can’t believe I went to art school in Manhattan for this! (I should say that the art school was in Manhattan, Kansas. For some reason, when I say I went to school in Manhattan, everybody assumes I mean the one in New York. I’m always like come on people, there are two Manhattans!)
No. 1426494
That’s a good question! Thank you for asking it. I think he’d dislike the mess when eating someone out on her period given that he is implied to be quite clean and orderly, but I don’t think he’d mind the flavour of period blood and here’s why: in Ultra Despair Girls in his role as Servant, he is tasked with making milkshakes for the children. He speaks about adding rendered fat into the milkshakes as though it is no big deal, though the children are obviously disgusted and force him to drink them instead. He remains unbothered. This tells us that his tastes are perhaps more adventurous and less conventional that most. I believe the flavour and the concept of consuming period blood would not necessarily bother him, especially since the milkshakes he chugs are chunky with the rendered fat, similar to clots.
Though SDR2/Despair Arc anime Komaeda might find guzzling period blood too messy and vulgar, Servant Komaeda is a different matter. I believe he would relish in it. As Servant, his whole character is designed to be subservient but also subversive. He seeks out and engages in taboo subjects, as evidenced by his enthusiastic assistance in a plan which potentially would result in the death of hundreds of children. I think in his despair era especially, Komaeda would go bananas at the chance to lick the period blood off somebody’s body - it is a submissive and somewhat perverted sexual act and I believe that licking somebody clean would really appeal to his broken psyche.
So to answer your question: I think Komaeda certainly wouldn’t mind the taste or idea of eating period blood. However, whether or not he would actually go through with it depends on which incarnation of Komaeda we are talking about - Servant would 100% do it, any other instance of Komaeda would not. Except maybe post-game Komaeda, because I imagine he’d want to do dirty and submissive things to atone for everything he did as Servant.
I hope that answers your question anon ♥ Remember, I’m always here if you have any more! I’ll be waiting.
No. 1428061
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So I’ve been questioning my speciality for a few years after I broke up with my last boyfriend and never really had the urge to date again. Nothing has really changed but I guess I was left with a void in my sex life which I mostly ignored. Once in a while I’d masturbate purely out of function, I didn’t even imagine anything. I knew I couldn’t be asexual because I did have a sex drive plus asexuals are fake and gay. Then I wondered, maybe Im a lesbian? I started imagining women romantically, which was surprisingly easy, but every time I imagined sex I was turned off because my autism/ocd really makes me hate bodily fluids. Vaginas are too wet for me to be a lesbian.
So I started imagining what I liked in the before-time, my childhood, when I imagined crushes without a problem. I remembered liking a few boys but they were literal children at the time so obviously it wasn’t going to happen and I felt like a creep. Then I remembered having the biggest crush on SpongeBob and I told myself, ok I might as well try to see if there’s still a spark there. I didn’t know what to do at first so I just decided to imagine myself and self insert with him romantically. I didn’t want to feel like an easy hoe so I “courted” him on imaginary dates over the course of a few days. This was also to see if I felt the spark I’ve been looking for. Well, long story short I definitely hit it off with SpongeBob. The fantasies became sexual and it’s been a few months going strong. There’s a lot of things I love about him and I’m really enjoying my time, I could gush but I don’t think this is the appropriate place (And before anyone asks “but SpongeBob is wet what about your OCD?” You should know that the physics of water in SpongeBob are similar to that of air on land, so it really doesn’t matter).
I guess what I’m trying to say is questioning being a lesbian made me rekindle and an old fling with SpongeBob.
No. 1429699
>>1400029I'm tired of people disregarding my arguments or making me appear dumb or intellectually inferior. Most people come from a place of bias. I've actually deeply looked into most subjects and found answers with nuance. I am just a bad talker due to circumstance. I am mentally ill too so my thoughts tend to tangle but I hold objective information on most subjects ranging from history to philosophy to psychology. I can also spot logical inconsistencies in most arguments and most people are too stupid or lack self awareness to see how they could be wrong. You can argue in favor of something completely wrong starting from a wrong premise like the sky being green but still appear to have powerful arguments just by handling language in a certain manner. Most arguments aren't even about knowing right from wrong but simply knowing how to manipulate words in order to make yourself seem appear in the right. My entire life I have tried to be very fair and understanding. I am tired of people arguing with me. They constantly start an argument with me over anything that I say that offends their system of values. Bitch I also don't have to completely allign with your fucking value system… then you imply I am narcissistic, stupid or closed minded because you get me stuck in a corner. I wish that my life didn't put me behind, I had a lot of intellectual potential and still do, I just got left behind in school and couldn't put up with the system because of the abuse I suffered at home and because of mental illness and lack of support. I still spend most of my days acquiring knowledge but it is like a daydream, I cannot properly express it even if it is completely objective and coherent. I am so fucking stuck. My entire life I have had to put up with idiots that mentally and physically abuse me. I don't know why. I know my value. I am tired, so tired. Unable to be acknowledged, unable to make money, unable to be respected, unable to be surrounded by peers on a same level of intelligence, unable to even properly express my knowledge. I am also held to a different standard from others. Like they don't allow me to make mistakes. I have found that 99% of people are narcissistic or somewhat even sociopathic and completely self absorbed. I hate people that vent about their mental health too or their situation because they want me to listen and be empathetic but once I upon up about what is really going on in my own life they act like I am insane or like I am oversharing? So, I need to listen to all your fucking stupid complaints but I am not allowed to complain? I am convinced I was supposed to be a genius, I continously just read, but alone I became unable to fit into an academic environment but I found that even people in academia can be stupid with their conceptualization or understanding. A lot of them hold biased thinking but know how to maneuver words and how to fit into the requirements of the system.
I am tired. Everyone has abused me to an extreme extent and I wanted to escape like get out of this situation. Most people are rewarded for their intelligence and looks, most people are rewarded even when they are fucking stupid. I want to kill myself I am stuck. I feel my brain inflaming everyday. I have completely become isolated from others too, left behind in all senses. Most people joke about me or harass me and further torture me or want to use me for their own ends meet. Like most people try to take advantage of me, mock me, use me as free therapy while they cannot offer back, are incapable of understanding the extent of my situation or my life. I was left behind and I am genuinely a very wise and intelligent person. The abuse was too bad and now I am unable to connect to anyone. I've become aware of the power structures, how we abuse each other, how those that disregarded me were in positions of power compared to me.
I cannot make money, I cannot be on my level, I cannot seek help, the only help I can get is being humiliated by others in a sick system, I cannot work. I tried to work but I was never paid for my work and instead all my ideas which are not even ideas is mostly researched information and completely rational observations I make. People guilt trip me all the fucking time just because the abuse has made me quiet and the abuse that I've gone through has made unable to stand up for myself properly. I know a lot of things, I also attract the most dumb people in the fucking world that have whatsoever nothing in common with…on an intellectual level or even personal level and they show me a bit of empathy which is completely conditional and then they act as if I owe them something? Or like I am rude if I disagree with them even over something that they are wrong over or hypocritical over and literally stop talking to me. Stupid fucking hypocritical whore, I am not your fucking slave. You always correct me even on things that I am right over just because they don't fit your stupid fucking bias and then act like I am fucking rude when I contradict you because you eat shit and call me a sociopath and retract your empathy? Just because I am in a bad situation it doesn't mean I am a fucking beggar stupid cunt or that I am not allowed to correct you or hold knowledge in the subjects that I am interested in. People are so fucking retarded 99% I don't even talk to anyone. I am completely isolated although I do seek companionship
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Tribulation and destruction
Great tribulation is about to come soon, the Antichrist is rising right now, and the world is heading down the toilet, I hope none of you are blind to this.
The reason why this is happening because the Christian Church turned to the ways of the heathen and broke the 10 commandments, which God as warned us not to do many times in the Bible. Breaking Sabbath, eating pork, going against God's instructions in the Bible.
Read Romans 1, Sodomites literally exist because of idolatry
Read 1 John 5, (christmas and easter) is the sin that leads to death.
Read Romans 13, God allowed the evil to happen, to punish us
Read Leviticus 26, All of you who reject the 10 commandments and want to hold on to your piggy pork meals, sabbath breaking, and christmas and easter babylonian idolatry are in big trouble.
Google these holidays yourselves, nothing about any of these holidays are "christian"
All of the atheism, abovtions, lgdt flags, drag queens dancing to children in school, bedophilia, men cutting off their benises and putting on dresses, girls as young as 14 hoing around and screming at men, sinnps, inceIs, SODOMlTES, and what have you, is because of you Christians.
Repent, you do not have alot of time
No. 1431821
Girls are excellent at rote learning and memorization, but apart from that nothing else. A woman is essentially incapable of truly understanding a work of art, be it literature or otherwise. Your ability lies in simply learning the rules of grammar and repeating definitions. It is no accident that women are incapable of producing art or any sort of scientific achievements.
I love this imageboard though. This is the best and by far the most amusing, funny and terrifying website in existence. I truly never knew that women can sink to such depths of insanity. Male incels are simply sad, but you femcels are genuine psychopaths and monstrosities. You are so vile I started to believe theological Evil is real, and that women truly are evil in a fundamental, unchangeable sense. I started out neutral, but this site made me into a fully blown misogynist in less than a month of lurking. That is amazing to me. I'm recommending this place to everyone I know as a kind of perpetual living monument and warning.
Nonna's, you ARE the lolcows. Evil lolcows, but still. Half-devil half-child, as Kipling would put it. The utter horror that flows from your evil is of such magnitude that I am thoroughly convinced and dedicated to the most austere practices of misogyny, and now truly understand that archaic systems be it Islam or anything of that sort are genuinely right. I am now free, truly free from all delusions of equality or considerations, and for that I thank you. I have learned a lot. Thank you.
No. 1432609
The Little Wokemaid
I am a vile, racist extremist, and I have not watched the Little Wokemaid. The discussion around this oversized turd is reason enough for going on a genocidal rampage. The amount of human rights you deserve cannot be understated, and your words are like sandpaper in my brain.
With that out the way, you are gaslighting. Look, it is undeniable that this film was trying to be provocative, and the trailer in particular tried to play this provocation up for maximum effect. The point of provocation is to provoke somebody, and yet I have to endure sneers unending about daring to react negatively. If you try to piss people off, it is no wonder that they are angry, and you are lying about it. Well, perhaps your gaslighting is part of the provocation, I suppose, but I doubt it is just play for you; I think you are genuinely, unabashedly abusive.
I do not much care about the film in isolation, evidenced by not watching it and not critiquing it on its artistic merits. Being a big budget production, I assume it is at least watchable. But art does not exist in isolation, and you, of all people, should know it: art exists in a zeitgeist.
To begin with, you are race-bending an established character with an established fanbase, so it is a given people are going to be offended. Claims that the original Little Mermaid was green, blue, or translucent are asinine; Disney’s Little Mermaid is white, and the wokemaid is an adaptation of that. Perhaps your claim would have held more water if it was produced by a company with zero relation to Disney, but we do not live in that reality. Again, you are purposefully misleading.
The zeitgeist the wokemaid occupies is one where it is okay to be a rabid, proud blancophobe. A culture where your neighborhood needs to burn year-round because a drug addict got killed; a culture where billionaires lecture poor white trash about poverty; a culture where self-defending against homicidal child rapists is a crime against blackness; a culture where whites are explicitly denied educational and employment opportunities on the basis of their pale skin. A culture of — dare I say it? — systemic, systematic anti-white racism.
And, in the arts, a culture where white culture, and only white culture, is appropriated, raped, and erased. Where white people’s feelings are uniquely devoid of value.
I understand that you deny being characterised in those terms. You deny that there is such a thing as white culture, and perhaps, in a parallel universe, you might even be right, for in this universe you’ve written textwalls of immeasurable height chastising whiteness as a memeplex. If you are opposed to whiteness, then whiteness must necessarily exist as an entity external to your brain. In order for your struggle not to be a struggle against a hallucination, white culture must exist.
If racial categories are socially constructed, by treating certain concentrations of melanin as a monolith, you are engaging in this construction, manifesting your mental disease onto reality. You know this, because this is how you theorise American blackness arose from the many, disparate African tribes; this, too, is how I know that you are gaslighting.
You are unwilling, perhaps incapable of addressing any of these arguments; that is why you declare all your detractors conservative trolls. Trolling requires a degree on inauthenticity, as if they don’t even really believe the things that they believe. But if they are trolling, do they really hate you? Make up your mind! Is everyone opposed to your screed a racist sexist homophobic alt-right meninist MRA MGTOW gamergater neo-nazi, or merely pretending to be one to troll you?
I understand you are afraid normal, healthy people will be radicalised into vile, racist extremists like myself, that we are one Aba & Preach video away from bringing about the second Holocaust. This is your favourite conspiracy theory, whitewashing your complicity in this radicalisation. You do not appreciate, or perhaps you do but do not care, how many people merely want to hear you say that this is an uncool situation, that corporations are race-baiting for profit and greed, and leave it at that. You need not say a thing further.
But this is not what you are doing. In defending yourself, you are stating that white culture is uniquely, solely unworthy of respect, that white feelings are uniquely unworthy of your time, that we should all replace our anger with proper, upstanding, Protestant self-flagellation, that we should cede all ground, even the roofs we sleep under, in profound self-hatred.
Perhaps it is because you are effeminate that you are so afraid of hatred not facing inward; nevertheless, you must be aware of the damage that you are causing. Why, if whiteness indeed had no value, there would be nothing sacrificial in replacing it with blackness; it would be like substituting a turd with a fine meal. If whiteness had no value, it would not be virtuous of you to hate yourself.
In part, we are all to blame for the mess we’re in. If, every time you were openly blancophobic, there was a mob of detractors willing to stand their ground, to die on the hill of respecting themselves, things would have never got this bad. If ever there got to be a wokemaid, we would be talking about her in less heated terms. The reason I’m so angry is that some unknown part of me expected you to do better, to be better. It must be, because otherwise I’d feel indifference rather than hatred.
You don’t have to worry about my radicalisation; you radicalised me. I don’t need dog-whistles to communicate my message: I openly believe you promote, even fetishise white genocide. And if nothing else, it is genocide which deserves to be self-defended against, lethally if necessary.
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No. 1439070
I’ve studied over 200 lectures on narcissism from specialists in the field, 2 years of online Yale for psychology, and enjoyed harvards online specialists lectures , and have had many incredibly intelligent people with masters in psych ask me about their issues with a narcissist. I am not a doctor but I know a lot about narcissistic personality disorder. So much as to predict the behaviour at an event of a few peoples narcissists before they finished their story or gave them hypothetical situations that perfectly matched a real life experience.
my Areas of specialty are NPD, next down would be psychopathy and addictions, and the others I have a good grasp on are DID and schizophrenia, anxiety and depression.
I was able to completely cure someone’s cotard syndrome (this proved to be a violatile situation, as I had no background knowledge in it prior, please exercise caution) as well help many people break addictions and heal and break away from their narcissistic partner.
however I am not a doctor, I do not claim to be, and I always recommend seeing a therapist or psychiatrist over asking someone on the internet for advice, they work wonders.
I am a tattoo artist of 13 years and a model.
No. 1443704
I eat paper.
I have done so ever since I was a child, with my first taste of it being toilet paper. Now, toilet paper (unused, of course) has such an incredible taste—the melt-in-your-mouth, sweet, candy floss kind. It really is one of a kind. When I chew on paper, I ascend to a second realm of existence—a higher plane of sublimity—upon which the colours are lurid beyond the spectrum of the Babylonian plane (yes, our normal plane; the plane in which I wrote and submitted this post and in which you have read it), the sounds far richer and euphonious, the inhabitants more transcendent and connected than on our plane. Indeed, this phenomenon is more often summoned by toilet paper, though it is not my favourite. I prefer paper towels, particularly the brown ones that my school offers. I have a hard time describing the taste without just saying that it tastes papery, but it tastes exactly as you might think; in effect, it tastes how it smells. The closest comparison I could make for anyone who has never tried paper is that it is quite savoury, like a meat. On the other hand, the second kind of paper towel—the ultra-absorbent kind from the grocery shop—can be a hit or miss. I had a taste of Bounty paper towel, and it was an absolutely exquisite sensation; it disintegrated well in my mouth and tasted very fragrant, like a fruit. Printer paper is a no go for me—far too rough and unpleasant in texture, and the flavour does not compensate much for it.
I don't know why I continue to eat paper, but whenever I come across it—say, after washing my hands—I can barely resist the urge to inhale the aroma, and once I have caught a whiff, the inclination to shove the damned thing into my mouth is far too great for my willpower, and I resort to chewing until the whole thing has been swallowed up. If you want to call it pica, go right for it—but the experience one receives out of masticating on a piece of paper, and the wisdom granted through the endeavor to the second realm and self-reflection, is more worthy than a thousand medicines and 'professionals' alone.
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Ntayrt but no hunty you’re not. If shaderoom(especially.. lmao wtf,
>>1443726 the only reason you got replies was because it was about a hypocritical man, twitter, or lsa is a recurring thought in your mind you need to gtfo. Try n say it’s some racist shit but no. We’re gatekeeping and I’m bringing it back fuck all you newfags, you’re the issue. Integrate. My point being shaderoom hadn’t been brought up ever since you newbies cam in. Get with the culture. I used to read blossip 7yrs ago you think I’d ever bring that up? No. This isn’t for any who in that type of scene, they have to be extremely famous. The video of the week rapper on worldstar isn’t the user base for this besides the few of you trying to make it happen and the regulars who hate you. And I’m sorry to the anon I tagged 1st because idk if you’re really with it and making a joke of my second tag or a retard that got a quick quip in at an impeccable moment but I had to bounce off it.
No. 1463416
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I went to a gay bar in Philly last night. I am usually in bed by 9:30pm and I am not a drinker these days. I nursed on Redbull on ice and a club soda with lime. Early on a girl introduced herself to me and asked me where I was from. I said Jersey she said Maryland. I wandered around a bit then I saw her again. She wrapped her arm around me and asked if we could take a picture. I said sure. Later before she left her friend asked to take a picture with me too. I said sure. The rest of the night the place kept getting more crowded. I didn’t really get to talk to anyone else except to tell people to use the other door that one is locked from time to time. I left around 11:45. My body couldn’t take standing anymore and I was started to go into a daze. I grabbed two slices of buffalo chicken pizza across the street before hopping on the train. I missed my stop and had to take an uber from Woodcrest Patco station to the Delanco Riverline station to get my truck and drive home. Maybe if I can make time to go back to the bar I will start running into the same people and make friendships. Happy New Year
No. 1471479
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the artist draws parallels between the person in the picture and Dionysus(purple robes, wine, symposium pose) which is to make a statement about hedonism. The modern hedonism can be seen in a stereotypical NEET room. By putting Dionysus in there it makes a statement about self-awareness but not wanting to change your own ways. Symposium where social affairs and yet here we have modern Dionysus drinking wine satisfied
in their own company. This can both work as a self love image or a loneliness/self isolation image.
If we go with self love: Embracing your own company and doing things for youself not others.
If we go with self isolation: Gods are seen as above humans so the artists portrays the loner NEET as someone who thinks they are too good to society who doesn't wish to make any human connection and only want to self indulge in destructive behaviours such as alcohol and sex. And in a modern society the internet(seen by the computer) and consumerism(seen by the riddler dakimakura). Also note the internet has given us access to sex in whole other ways.
The artist also draws parallels between the modern NEET and Jesus seen by the wound at the rib which Jesus is sometimes portrayed with. The rib wound also parallels Adam and Eve. The Jesus imagery shows the NEET as a martyr. You can see this as a form for self-pity. The Adam and Eve parallels tells us how the internet and consumerism has created a new world and new human relationships/communication. Either the artist means that this rabid evolving society is the new original sin or that it's a beautiful new creation made in god's image just like the original humans where.
There is also other religious imagery on the walls. This can mean sanctuary. So the modern NEET uses their room as a holy ground. Away from society. The religious pictures on the wall can also mean turning yourself into a god. And as mention earlier either that means self love or self isolation.
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i'm germanchan, stemchan and married my loyal, handsome husbandchan as a virgin-chan and i find her evropa larping and tattoo regret extremely funny.
American mutt neo-Nazis are the saddest creatures living. I have everything trad claire wishes for without the help of Nazism, b/c of my own choices… which is probably exactly why bitter, compulsory, murderous & suicidal cuck ideology does not interest me. I got here with decent moderate parents who named me after my grandma, not drug-Nazis who'd name me RfRuK VK 4501H Ausf.E.
Sorry you couldn't choose decency when allowed free will. Maybe your parents were dogs just like you?? (that NOSE your dad gave you, wtf is that?)
Sorry spergy bragpost lol. But seriously, girls like they wish they were DO exist. We just aren't whores, so we can't be found with lisping/stuttering neonazi database admins. Even AH couldn't stomach the loser they are pining for, and she gave Depp a real try.
inb4 i'm ugly and delusional lol (i'm not)
No. 1500916
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Hello, I recently found this thread as I am a friend of Lauren’s. I had no idea she used to be this Felice Fawn. I thought I’d share some insight into her life through the past 10 years or so. I met both her and Rich online and we became friends. They split up at the start of 2022. In order for this comment to make sense I am gonna do a checklist of some sort. I have not read through the full thread as it does not interest me, but I’ll list some of the things I’ve seen posted most recently l.
1. Lauren’s alcohol consumption: She drinks about two bottles of white wine a day if not more now that her and Rich are broken up.
2. Gaming: She spends her whole day cooped up in her filthy gaming room playing destiny with racist Americans. She must have at least 10 000 hours on Destiny 2.
3. Hygiene: She has the most awful personal hygiene I have ever witnessed in a human being. She does not shower for months and spend her day half naked sitting in a robe. She does not even go to the bathroom even though the toilet is literally 2 meters away from her room. She actually just stands up and pisses in cups that she keeps on her desk.
4. Cheating: She cheated on Rich all the time. He’s told me about at least 6 online boyfriends and 2 in real life. She violently masturbates with them and pretty much the whole neighbourhood can hear it.
5. Mental health: She has diagnosed BPD and is VERY abusive. Not only to Rich while they were dating but to her friends and family as well. He tried to leave her at least twice a year for the past 10 years but she AND her family would threaten him to come back. She was not only mentally abusive but physically as well. Breaking things, throwing things, biting and punching. One time she had an argument with her online boyfriend and put her ps4 in the shower and threw her MacBook out the window. She also throws her mouldy piss out the window too, when the cups get too full.
6. She has never worked a day in her life. Rich was forced to care for her as an official carer by her family and if she killed herself they would take him to court. As her dad is an actual multi millionaire it made him stay. He worked about 10-15 hours a day caring for her and making money to support them. He tried finding jobs, but Lauren would not let him leave the house unless to take the dog out or go to the grocery store, so he had to find ways to work from home.
7. Lauren is a very bad person whom I have come to hate. Although a lot of the stuff said about her and Rich that I have read is just not true. They have never had a pet die and even though I hate Lauren and am not a huge fan of Rich, either of them would never harm an animal.
8. Scamming: Lauren did not set out to scam people, but she did. She did not do it with the intent to scam, but she is extremely irresponsible with money and has literally no idea how to run a business. She would keep the business to herself and even though Rich tried to get involved he had to work extremely long hours and take care of this drunken toddler that he did not have time to micro manage her scams and mistakes. She mismanaged her business and would just move onto the next when she’d get called out.
9. She was more involved with pro ana than she let out. Rich did not have any part of this as he even though is an enabler to her behaviour, disagree with it. We have spoken many times about how his enabling behaviour made the situation worse for himself but he was scared of her many outburst and threats of ending her life and let her do whatever. She did have a blog where she would post about pro ana stuff that was very harmful to young girls.
11. She constantly lies about herself and gaslights you when you catch her out on them. She is a terrible person and even worse friend. She will make up lies about people and wrangle herself into their friendships and relationships just to destroy them.
12. She lead a very secret life where all her online friends on her separate discord thought she was this struggling artist who lived alone. They did not know Rich even existed. This lead to him not being able to move around the house or shower when she was online gaming as they could hear him. Whenever he would make friends online she would force him to block them as to not talk or interact with people other than her. He basically only worked and dealt with her problems for years. He went months without speaking to literally anyone but the people at Tesco where he had to go to buy her wine.
13. The homeless thing: When she set out to go feed the homeless around Cambridge one Christmas, she decided she literally could not be bothered and cancelled last minute to go out partying.
14. While Rich and her were together after they moved to Cornwall she would not leave the house for weeks or even months on end. They had to move there because Lauren’s insane spending and behaviour had caused them to get kicked out every time. Rich had to work on a farm from 5 am to 5 pm and then come home and work online to be able to save money that she would instantly spend on stupid stuff. He once bought himself some couscous for 60p and she shouted at him that he was a wasteful piece of shit that does not deserve anything while holding her bottle of wine.
15. She traces most of her art. And she steals from other artists and claim it to be hers.
16. Rich had told me that in hindsight she could have left but he was too scared and this is the only life he ever knew since they started dating at 15. She would gaslight him into thinking that she deserved unconditional love and that no one else could ever love him. And he knows he should have left but didn’t and he regrets that so much and all the pain he caused by letting Lauren behave the way she did.
17. How he ended up leaving: Some of our little friend group decided we should meet up in person. By this point we knew Lauren was abusive and wanted to talk to Rich without her to be honest. Still we offered to travel to Cambridge and meet her too. Lauren did not want to meet us. Because of this friend group Rich had been kicked out of the house several times but ultimately Lauren got him to come back. However, Lauren knew that Rich and this other girl were very good friends. She did not want them to meet as she was scared she’d talk him into leaving and helping him. Rich was still determined to come meet us all, two girls (me and the other one) and some guys too. Lauren basically panicked and she said “I’m gonna call my dad if you go”. Rich said fine and she got him to call her dad. Her dad came around and she told him that he hit her and stole her money. Her dad did not believe this but asked Rich to leave for the night. Rich then said, no I am leaving and once I have left you now have responsibility for Lauren and left. He signed off his stupid carer shit that night at 2 am and stayed with his parents.
18. Because he left so quickly he had to left all his stuff there. Lauren and her family refused to let him come collect his stuff for a long time. They took all the money in their shared account and packed up his clothes into garbage bags and told him to come collect it. It took literal weeks for them to even allow that. Lauren wanted to keep his Pc even tho if she had 3 just to she could watch TV on it. He took it back though. But all the important sentimental things he had gotten from his family is still there in that stinking, smoke and piss covered house.
20. He hates his tattoo. Lauren’s stupid friend did it and she actually sucks so bad at doing anything especially tattoos. It was a dumb young decision which he massively regrets. He has an even worse one that Lauren did on his leg. It’s just a huge spot of spotty black and a fucked up depressed looking fish.
21. He is now dating that girl from our friend group, they have two cats and a nice flat together, good jobs and yeah.
22. They tried getting the animals from Lauren as she is not capable of taking care of anything let alone animals but her family refused.
23. The guy Lauren is currently dating is a dad and he should really check his decision making as Lauren is an abusive alcoholic.
24. She probably still fakes her stupid seizures and being possessed by demons in her mid 30s fucking cringe I know.
25. I loathe this stupid site, but will check if anyone has any other questions.
No. 1508522
I am literally heterosexual. I have never been aroused by a woman in my life. Just because I have eyes and can objectively judge beauty doesn’t mean I’m gay. You’re spineless and retarded also.
Pull any woman from the streets, and she would mog any given male model to ever live. Our bodies were perfectly crafted by the hands of god. I would kill off every man on this planet if it meant creating one more woman. I have been driven to tears by how innocent my face looks, not out of narcissism but out of love for this world. I fit perfectly among the natural landscape of where I live. My hair is the colour of the earth, when my hips turn inwards I can see the valleys in which shepherds used to roam. When they jut back outward like the steep hills we can’t ever cross without ziplines, I know I belong here. I can tell from my reflection alone that I was created in god’s image.
The unbalanced stature of the male is nowhere to be found in nature. It is shaped like a bin bag filled with baked beans or an under-engineered brutalist apartment that’s practically falling apart. The only feeling it incites is an invitation to push him, tip him over like a bovine. To crush his pathetic hips under the weight of his own fat. And finally, to leave him deserted in the same steep hills I find myself in.
“Maleness” is the deconstruction and corruption of the female for the purposes of parasitism. A male body is inherently that of a mutilated woman, inciting disgust the same way a decomposing body would. Because of your mental illness you think you’re looking at him because he’s a beau, when in fact you just can’t look away from the train wreck. They’re practically walking body horror, the only thing they’re missing is larvae eggs hatching under their skin. Our body tells us what is worth protecting in this world by blessing us with the sense of cuteness. Male features are the exact opposite of these values. Tiny eyes, big jaws and low foreheads can never be unconditionally loved.
TLDR: Men are inherently ugly because GOD said so.
No. 1513873
the entities that attached to my schizophrenic ex are trying to attach to me too since me and him are corded. they very much dont like me because I ambushed them and scared them away when I offered my ex all that unconditional love. theyre targetting me because I am growing into a powerful force for good. theyre abusing our cord and trying to torment me with parasitic thoughts. thoughts that I'm not good enough, I'm a slut, I need to become boring and blend in more (aka hide and be a coward) in order to be actualized, nobody will ever understand my thoughts so its futile to try and share anything with others, I'm a bad person for letting myself experience happiness, I'm doing the wrong thing by manifesting abundance in my life because it is "unfeminine" "unwomanly" of me to be a hustler, I'm never gonna be as smart as him or as good at anything as him so why bother trying, I'm a bad person for acting in my interests and protecting myself instead of completely dying for him… no matter how horribly he treats me…
I understand more clearly why he told me to run away now. he really did love me and want the best for me. he was literally telling me to run from the entities that are possessing him and working through him. he didn't have the words to explain what he was experiencing since society throws you in the loony bin if you tell someone about seeing entities and hearing voices. society is built to gaslight people's experiences as a method of controlling perceptions… the entities who puppeteer society don't want us to know they are real… obviously. also, gaslighting people is a way to create disconnection between people, create a depressed isolationist complex among those who perceive the entities (schizophrenics), which further feeds the entities their low-vibrational fear energy.
society suppresses all knowledge of entity attachments and pathologizes schizophrenics… when really, schizophrenics are seeing very real things that most people's perceptions are too limited to see. human perceptions are controlled and limited by alien forces, such as the reptilians, just to name one. most of us are not able to perceive what schizophrenics perceive. that doesn't mean what the schizos are perceiving isn't real. schizophrenics feel isolated because of how society treats them like loons. if we acknowledged the existence of these entities and how they are a predatory species upon humankind, I think we would help schizophrenics greatly. schizophrenics are valuable people who can teach us lots about fighting off entities – if we only acknowledged that these entities are real in the first place and encouraged the schizos to confront them, instead of told the schizos to just ignore them and hate themselves for seeing them and medicate their very real perceptions away. they could be warriors who push forward our understanding of hostile interdimensional entities and entity attachments… two things which are absolutely real but suppressed by mainstream psychiatric institutions, for reasons stated above.
No. 1520758
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I haaaaaaaaaaaate being a woman of color. So. Fucking. Much.
And before you wonder why, let me make it clear that it has little to do with actually being a woman and of color. I'm not a fucking tranny, I appreciate my womanhood. And I don't see white as being any more special than the skin color I have.
But the reason why I hate my existence has everything to do with the male counterparts I'm forced to acknowledge by association. There is nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, I hate more than men of color. Out of all the men on Earth, they are the most openly volatile, most vocally aggressive, most physically aggressive. Anytime you see the face of a toxic red-pilling manosphere vlogger, they're 100% of the time bound to be a man of color. They breed hood culture from a young age, which instills the idea into men of color that they have to be totally incompetent soon to be convicts that drop racial epithets all the time as a form of comraderie and wear shapeless tacky clothing that denotes to the classless cultureless heathens that they are. They have a proclivity to openly woman bash and see women as their personal cum barrels, which is why many of these mouth breathers will open their lips and say the most vilely abhorrent things about women to anyone within earshot and what they'd want to do to a woman in bed. The highest amount of sex traffickers, drug pushers, domestic abusers, gang bangers are all: men of color.
At least in White and Asian culture, they seem to raise their men with a sense of dignity and pride. They instill honor by their name and what's the first thing they teach young boys in their culture to do? To honor their culture by honoring their women. They'll defend women and look out for their own kind. Even in message boards like 4chan, when I write something where I address my race, white men will jump on me like blood thirsty dogs and call me all sorts of things like shitskin and goblina. That's one last thing I'd like to add. Being a woman of color, my existence can't be left alone without people feeling compelled to mention white women as if I mandatorily must 100% of the time be dredged into a negative comparison in favor of white women. I would like to live my life in peace without having to be referred to as a "shit skin" or "ugly monkey" because a white man feels he has no other way of complimenting his pedestalized Aryan queen. Just please leave me the fuck alone already. My life can be perfectly fine without having to be cruelly reminded everyday by white men and colored men on 4chan that I'm leagues below white women in Western society. Just let me have a peaceful fucking life, please.
No. 1520956
>>1520758She's kind of right, but wrong too. Look how South Korea and Japanese moids treat their own women. Japan literally needs women-only public transport because of moids sexually assaulting them. South Korea societally bashes anything even resembling feminism, moids harass women en masse for having short hair or reading books with female main characters, but somehow disregard the fact that sex trafficking is rampant and that camera phones that don't have the flash sound enabled are illegal because it's so common for them to take creepshots, install hidden cameras in bathrooms, hotels, their own homes, etc. Women and young girls have been doxxed, had their lives ruined and been driven to suicide by the latter, by the way. As for what white scrotes do, the average trad white male, especially in Eastern Europe, is a pig who loves to abuse. White men are also the main ones selling out their women to be trafficked en masse throughout the world, producing and hosting most of the world's CP (and this gets even more morbid when you realize they don't just make CP of children within their own race, they like travelling to poor countries), shaming them for not doing porn shit like anal or tolerating AGP fantasies, entering women's bathrooms and bragging about committing disgusting acts, etc. White and Asian moids may understand keeping up appearances, but their souls are as rotten as moids of color.
As for /pol/tards and internet bullshit specifically: Those misogynists bash you because they see you as space for a proxy battle for their eternal dick-measuring contest with moids of color. Women are just bargaining chips to them, and they know it makes themselves look good to say "Our women are the best (because they are ours)", but they don't truly internalize it. It's literally not personal. That's why they'll STILL slide into your DMs, make "exceptions" for you and have thirst threads for all different races of women. Even tradthots know it's fake, and that's why so many of them are weirdly aggressive toward non-white women who never did anything to them. Sometimes it's literally just the moid's retarded negging tactics. They'll be nice to you, then quickly call you racial slurs and go on about how you're a shitskin if you reject them.
It doesn't even mean they have love or respect for white women, because when they're done degrading you, they're back to degrading them. They talk about how they're all "inferior"/old/"post wall"/"used up" hags once they're no longer literal children or teenage girls, shit on them to uplift Asian women, "joke" about them fucking dogs, spam photos of dead white women or clips of them getting abused to celebrate (every so often, they do it themselves and post evidence to brag), call white men who kill white women "heroes" or say the women deserved it, tell them they deserve to be raped and/or are all lying about it, the list goes on. I've seen black and brown incels call their women "ugly" and disregard cases of women being killed or abused, but I've never seen them openly celebrate femicide the way white incels often do (maybe honor killing Muslim moids do it?).
tl;dr: Don't fall for grass is greener mentality, moids are evil
No. 1520962
>>1520956nta and I get what your saying, but its just when your accustomed to an extreme level of misogyny then a lesser form of misogyny will seem preferable, like I have spoken to an Egyptian women who said that Japan was better then her home country cause the level of groping and harassment in Japan was minor compared to Egypt, that doesn't erase Japanese misogyny or Japanese harassment culture, it just illustrates how massively fucked up Egyptian society
and Its incredibly offensive to say that all misogyny is equal cause it isn't, your better off then most women in the world and I'm better off then most women in Afghanistan, that doesn't erase the misogyny of my nation or your nation, but acknowledging it doesn't exist or that it's the same is denying reality and again is offensive
No. 1556661
SICK OF BEING TOLD TO """"""INTEGRATE"""""". OH so yall wanna see me ""integrate""?????, alright! sense this is the end for all you, dick riding, bitch ass, no life, lil tit, fattychan, sunchip neck ass, NIGEL having, no job having, roastie ass bitch made punk pussy ass fuck niggas who poist on lolcow.farm with a userbase lower than the fucks I give about each and everyone one of yall saltine cracker ass bitches..the way ya'll nerdy ass, wanna be, SHAYNA-looking ass niggas..bitch I can never be more toxic than yall niggas breath. the truth is, I hate all of you butthurt, buck tooth, hillbilly, inbred ass bitches….BITCH…. yall niggas spent hundreds of hours on your hours? I SPENT THOUSANDS, i've had more than 10 ips and each and everyone was done dirty, fuck edward sissor hands lookin ass bitch, fake radial feminist ass, you mega-chin havin ass bitch…yall some virgin ass nerds…I be posting good thought provoking posts and you roasties dont get banned because you suckin these mods bitches dicks, shit you want some handle bars, cuz you seem to be riden this bitch dick hella hard… FUCK CAT POSTERS, FUCK COMPLAINERFAGS, FUCK COW TIPPERS, FUCK THE """MODERATORS""" ,FUCK THE """"""ADMIN""""""", FUCK KIRBYANON, FUCK PAKICHAN, FUCK THE ANACHANS, FUCK THE """FEMINISTS""", FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES COMPLAINING IN THE VENT THREAD ABOUT YOUR FUGLY MOID, FUCK ALL OF Y'ALLLL…YALL CAN STAY IN THIS TRASH ASS WEBSITE, Fuck you…! Bann me bitch, idc imma go have a life, thank you for freeing me from this ""website"""..yall can go get that extra (you) in while I go get myself some SSA pussy. stay up till 5am , while I'm asleep, getting rest unlike you zombified fucks…infighting? stfu you satly, yall can suck my dick, and kiss me ass, cuz at the end of the day, you all will be cleaning the shit off my jordans
No. 1573239
>jobless ugly neet
I have a regular job plus I earn money from my hobby plus I'm conventionally attractive and I get hit on by men that other women call good quality, who are educated and earn nice money and are tall and with head full of hair, instead of balding manlets, and yet I never engage with them because I hate men, I also don't befriend women who fuck and cape for men because I also hate them. Am I a femcel? Kek
And even if all the women you're talking about were bottom of the barrel autistic women, they still would be right, and you would be wrong.
Just say that you think there has to be something wrong with women who hate heteronormativity, handmaidens and sucking dick because it's so natural and normal and good for us and no sane woman, who isn't bottom of the barrel, would oppose this. That's just another version of you think what you think because no one wants you by moids. Just say that if we allowed ourselves to be fucked by a good quality man with his disgusting dick, it would fix us. I know it's what you think
No. 1591860
Oh my good I fucking hate it when people say that women can will be beautiful after a certain age because they can still be sexy for moids and women themselves feel accomplished by being milfs that pleasure moids. Objectively, aesthetically our appearance becomes uncomfortable after a certain age idgaf about being a sexy cow for men. This reminds me of Lana del rey as she wrote about sucking dicks even in her recent album whilst she's in her late 30s, she's dating the most disgusting moid possible and someone posted a pictures of them on ldr subreddit and he was pointing at his pants so a girl commented asking what it means and a whore replied saying that her bf told her it means "suck my dick" it remained me that this heterosexual filth is inescapable, all my memories since birth revolve around shit like this and human sexuality, abused by my own mother for not being girly and not wanting to date, sexually harassed by moids at school everyday for years, having whores in my class dating older moids, surrounded by hetero relationships on daily basis, bitches talking about blowing dicks like pigs, bitches talking about going to their moids after school to whore themselves then crying about it, going through puberty and having all those retarded sexual feelings that traumatized me as a het girl, getting betrayed by every person alive, moids because they all are misogynistic and having crushes was painful and women because they are whores, emotional trauma from finding out all those moid and whore things about all people I was ever interested in, all media and entertainment revolves around filth, filth everywhere misogyny everywhere female degradation both sexes worship everywhere life revolves around relationships. And we get no sympathy because… moids… Here it's obvious why and also bc they only want women in their life as a servants or bimbos or from whores so they pity us because we're useless to them and… women because they are dumb whores,
And people say oh just become a sexy cow for moids and you will be cared for as of the only way we can be cared for is sexually or for out service to others or as if we have to become a cow to receive anything. It's an exchange. Submit and you will get crumbs. Embodying this forced submission female body is(because all we can do as a female is submit) is emotionally traumatic, it's a mental rollercoaster. I deserved better, to be separated from this filth since birth. A real separatism, I deserved to receive wisdom from women on womanhood and existence in general but women give us nothing we don't even get to learn about our anatomy or how to deal with period pains or how to stay healthy as a woman be confident and free all we get is filth from moids and foids. Filth everywhere all revolves around male orgasms and women physical appearances, and yet some woman here dare to say that I let moods define womanhood for me while o just say what it is, it's not subjective it's all in a certain way I didn't make it like this, other thing is women accusing me of being obsessed with all this filth or whores sucking dicks(yes girl its so normal for a woman to sit in front of a moid and suck his genitals hail your filth world) while not understanding what it all means psychologically or what it says about reality because yk reality rev
No. 1592806
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DEAR MUMMY,
GREETINGS FROM HELL. MY BLOOD BOILS WITH SUCH REGRET, THAT IM SURE THAT A CRIMSON MIST WILL START TO EMIT FROM MY SKIN, WHICH CURRENTLY FEELS LIKE WET PAPER ABOUT TO SLIDE OFF MY BONES. I HATE EVERYWHERE I HAVE EVER BEEN AND I HATE EVERYWHERE I’LL GO. THIS IS IT. I GUESS IM CRAZY. ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK INTO A PAIR OF GREEN EYES AGAIN. I’D DISEMBOWEL MYSELF FOR ANOTHER CHANCE AT WHAT THIS HOLIDAY WAS MEANT TO BE
No. 1594798
I hate every retarded moid in this world and all the idiot bitches who think they know true suffering just because one moid dumped them. No one has any fucking empathy, all they want to do is enact violence on anyone weaker than themselves. I am the weakest. I am abused and tormented daily by worthless fucking scrotes. Other women can easily find love and understanding, but I get nothing. It's like I don't fucking exist, I am an automatic femcel FROM BIRTH and both women and men delight in torturing me. They are HAPPY to ghost me and cause me emotional terror. Men on the fucking street can't even look me in the eye. As a woman living in California, I suffer more than most of you can ever imagine. You think it's a nice place? Kys. Endless hot weather, no fucking jobs and high cost of living turned me into a modern slave living hand to mouth on the brink of roping. I will drown myself at the beach. I used to want to become a siren and take revenge on men. I am so far at my limit I don't even pity anyone in the third world. You have war in your country? That's fucking nothing, try having an endless war in your mind and heart. Try having random people add to your suffering because they are demons in human skin. Try having to do vtuber GFE just to make ends meet.
One thing most don't even realize is that the men in Cali are the most evil, vapid cunts on the face of earth. You can't just "fall in love", your life will be destroyed. I hate whiny bitches like Japanon. You spent $2k? Cry me a fucking river, British broad. I spent my entire life. Do you understand? I am damned to hell. Even if I die, there's no escape. Pain has become my very existence. You can incinerate my dead body. My ashes will still cry out, blackened from sheer misery. I helped a male with 3 months of rent in San Francisco when he was laid off from Twitter, just to be dumped when he became financially stable. You can't possibly comprehend how that destroyed me financially and mentally. We didn't even live together. I was paying for both our rents. My mother has blocked me on all social media, and she told my father to do the same. No one fucking understands. I won't ever be granted the peace of dying alone, because the voices and glares of every person that has looked in my direction and utterly rejected me will be there to my last breath.
No. 1620610
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
No. 1625114
Being openly autistic means dealing with a huge amount of stigma, but it also has certain advantages at the cost being treated quite poorly.
One of the reasons I do it, is normalfags will assume I'm naive and easy to manipulate. But trolling/deception is an autistic special interest of mine, I've been trolling since I was 12, was part of Anonymous during the 2000s, participated in meme wars during the 2010s, and have a degree in a communications-related field. When people immediately assume I'm an easy mark because I'm autistic, they're putting themselves at a disadvantage.
Because far from being easy to influence, I am actually an uncommonly experienced, knowledgeable, and skilled troll.
No. 1633201
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
No. 1633769
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Retirement is a thing of the past for the everyday poor dickhead and college is a hard scam, having you in debt till 35+ if you want to gamble on it getting you to the middle class.
The only way you can go to achieve success is in the industry sector, and even then, some industry jobs are fucking scams themselves.
As a trucker you will effectively work 2 full time jobs for 46K a year and back in the 1970s it was 80k adjusted for inflation.
Shit has just been catching fire since 1971 and the middle class is bleeding oceans.
People who don't have the "gift" of being smart will be poor and will work till the day they die at age 85.
Imagine going to work at fucking 80.
The future is gay and i'll kill myself before 60.
Earth gay.
No. 1660343
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if you ever think your life sucks, imagine being 61 year old james eugene carrey, a man worth $185 million. you could be doing something wonderfully enriching. your front is that you paint hideous art for a living and smoke ganja all day, lick some psychedelic toads you own, maybe fuck a few fans town to town. the real truth of james is far from.
there you are, wearing two day old sweatpants swimming with crumbs, your stomach spills over your waistband, jacking your cock off behind a monitor for winning an argument with an online commenter. you waste your time a social media addicted recluse. in retirement circa 2023 you are still deluding it's perpetually 1998, you're hiring anthony pellicano and marty singer to rid yourself of your entanglements before they hit the media, you're a fresh faced thirtysome, and the world oversees you like you're truman. how dare the world not love you? you're jim fucking carrey, baby, the king of comedy, twenty million a movie earner!
everyone loves jim carrey, and you're willing to spend hours stamping out whoever says otherwise. meanwhile, people are slowly beginning to forget your spoiling face in real life, as you fail to force yourself back into the public eye. each year, you grow wirier, older, sicker, the infections worsen and your gray matter depletes. your friends hate you and gossip behind your back, half of hollywood can no longer tolerate the waft of your shroom fumes on a set, and every woman stomps out of a relationship with you degraded and worn. nobody really loves you. but on the internet, you are the king of comedy, so long as your pickme assistants linda and nicole can procure enough helpers and bots to reinforce this grandeur. "you are the greatest of all time, jim, don't let the haters get you down, jim!" you tell yourself, as you post another retort and fondle a cheeto between your skeletal fingers.
wealth is not a solution to our problems. some people are just perpetually validation starved losers.
No. 1674484
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The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care!
Jesus fucking christ I am ashamed to have ever shared this thread with some of you racist antisemitic fucks and I'm on about to leave this site entirely. I've been here since 2018 and it's never been this fucking bad. Call me a schizo all you want and falsely accuse me of things but my god at least I'm not as half bad as some of the people ITT and actually did my research and brought up valid points. I did my fucking research, I posted a fairly apolitical wall of text, and then I fucking got ChatGPT generated bot morons falsely accusing me of antisemitism like I'm on reddit again and actual antisemite idiots crawling up my ass.
I tolerated this site for a few extra weeks. I was trying to be non ideological, non partisan, the political infighting and the internal misogyny assuming some of you aren't actually scrotes just got worse and worse and it fucking broke me.
The reason I wanted this man outed has nothing to do with ideology, it's because he objectively deserves to be thrown off a fucking boat and eaten by hungry piranhas.
I feel totally disgraced seeing what kind of shit has been discussed on LC lately, not just ITT but outside it. You people missed the message. Some of you completely missed the point. Ignoring my personal accusations against Jim Carrey of possible cyberstalking and targeted PR harassment, which i guess I never should've mentioned for the sake of not being called scHIzO, you ignored the message of why he needs to be punished. He's a serial predator and fucking villain who in particular targets vulnerable women. Buying peoples silence with money and favors. Motherfuck druggie has the strongest litigator in Hollywood. Fixers. Forcing women to get abortions. Assault, kidnapping, drugging. Incurable STDs. Desecrating the lives of crew members to where they needed therapy or refused to come back to production. Drove a woman to kill herself. This is a life ruining bastard and a murderer, a killer who shouldn't just get to fuck off into the wilderness and Howard Hughes his way through his miserable detritus few years left until he dies. It's not just about his personal misdeeds although I think he's one of the worst predators in Hollywood, it's about what he represents.
No matter where I go and no matter what audience I communicate it to, whether it's reddit, an imageboard, twitter or any other social media. no matter how much I change my language or structure, no matter how I communicate it, it always results in the same dismissal. Falls on deaf ears. The defense squad shows up. The defense squad of whom clearly belong to the crusty prick himself.
Nobody has the fucking gall. Been out there like he's spread his syphilis cock, nobody cares. Nobody listens. It has nothing to do with ideology, or your sad attempts to discredit the argument, or your own biases, it's just abuse of power coming as no surprise. That should surpass any ideology if you actually are other women who support other women, someone like Jim Carrey needs to be put down for the sake of protecting women. If the culture and the media will not change, and we continue to enable men like this, then nothing will. May he die a very nice death if he's never punished when alive, may his dick detach and fall off into a ravine, and may he one day feel as inadequate and as ugly as he has made women feel, which he clearly does, otherwise he never would be doing this in the first place. Fuck you, Jim Carrey.
No. 1699729
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Hey maggots faced dick shit who the fuck let you out of your fucking ass eating Herero cage of asshole brain dead ignorance. Why the fuck does your crusty unwanted shit covered mouth suck so much inbred cock? Perhaps because your attracted to your own kind motherfucker? Feel like perpetuating your condition? Go cry into your cousins ballsack and stuff your mouth with them, it’d be more productive then what your doing with it now. It’s funny how you talk about him looking “unflattering” when you are literally spewing up vile poisonous menstrual blood out of your rotting diseased opening you call a mouth while getting a sad handjob from the homeless man out side of your local Macy’s.
It’s a good thing y’all don’t want to have children. I literally think you should be sterilized so the human race won’t be subjected to your many rotting chromosomes. Besides, it’s not like you could ever get anyone to willingly fuck you. You ought to be furiously masturbating to yeasty pussy or grandmas farting or whatever the fuck it is you gross as fucks get off to these days instead of wasting your time pretending like someone cares about what ever counts as an opinion for someone who has syphilis brain. Do your keepers A huge favor: do a triple summersault through The Air,and disappear up your own Asshole. That’s be an immense improve to rather then listen to the long list of bull shit you have spewing out of your mouth. In fact,I would literally rather masturbate with knives to a snake eating a mouse then have you ever type anything ever again. I realize you must be living a sad, dreary, empty existence and believe it or not it’s not the excessive cock you want to suck, or your sever lack of intelligence or creativity, or even the fact you look like a rotted slimy mushroom and a 67 year old woman who’s been using crack for 39 years had hate sex and left you behind the liquor store that people hate listening to you. You just have a terrible personality. You wanna talk about having no direction in life? Why don’t you look at the fact you are on fucking reddit, talking about a teenager you have never met, scrolling through his blog, and going back to reddit to bitch about something you pasty ass lonely hateful thing. You are clearly incapable of even the most basic human decency and therefore don’t deserve the title of human. You think your so fucking above it all why don’t you look all the fucked up shit you’ve gone through. “But I’m different!” You say to yourself while you sit at a computer you probably didn’t buy or earn or deserve to have in any way shape or form.
No. 1714214
Nah you are the one who must like One Piece, Stranger things, listens to Deftones and Mitski and has never felt any true connection to what you like. My interests are superb, perfect, deep, beautiful, complex, and yours are incomplete and simply based in what you like to watch other than true effort to develop something interesting about yourself. You must watch anime and like aesthetics like cottagecore, coquette or any of that shit created by someone who had personality when you are unable to tell me any movie, book, music, manga or anime that is not famous (it makes no difference if it's famous for being underground in any way… if there's people talking about it you are just another normie).
Talk about jealously towards a unique woman.
No. 1714602
Nah you are the one who must like One Piece, Stranger things, listens to Deftones and Mitski and has never felt any true connection to what you like. My interests are superb, perfect, deep, beautiful, complex, and yours are incomplete and simply based in what you like to watch other than true effort to develop something interesting about yourself. You must watch anime and like aesthetics like cottagecore, coquette or any of that shit created by someone who had personality when you are unable to tell me any movie, book, music, manga or anime that is not famous (it makes no difference if it's famous for being underground in any way… if there's people talking about it you are just another normie).
Talk about jealously towards a unique woman.
No. 1716284
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Honestly, go fuck yourself. You are the one coming here crying your whole ass out because an anonymous made a comment. If you are so sensitive, please stick to tumblr, twitter, or facebook. You are on a imageboard based on shit talking strange people, what do you want? Do you want people to be super gentle, kind and respect your pronouns? LMAO girl are you going to ask the mods to ban me too for being rude? Are you going to cancel me on twitter too? Am i too toxic, baby? You go on calling people retarded and shit while you try to make your kindness policing because i commented something negative below someone's post. If she wanted so much positivity, why not post in a thread about positivity, then? If you want so much kindness and politeness, GO TO TUMBLR. It's going to be even better because you can block people there. Retard. You are a annoying ass bitch that thinks she's the most intelligent and superior being in this world. Go protect people inside your mom's fucking ass, you piece of shit. I'll be sure to comment many rude things in people's posts from now on, mentally delayed whore.
No. 1716291
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Yes bitch, i am very triggered, it's me who's making posts crying because of a negative post LMAOOOO alright. You are very retarded and i hope someone kills you very cruelly. Ugly disgusting stinky hoe keep crying about rudeness on LOLCOW.FARM, KEK everyone is so moved by your morals!!!!!!
No. 1735981
there is this girl I keep thinking of. She is busy, so each minute of her free time is precious. Even when I'm stuck working for hours, I think how much harder she must be having it, I want to get closer to her but don't want, and can't force it.
Her fantasies and mine are similar yet complete each others,
she is indescribably lesbian.
We are 2 coins, mint of the same press, yet we don't shine the same, one an ore of the most far away source, one made from a silver struk for change since centuries.
Never I remember seeing such an exquisite woman, her beauty indescriptible but not dull down by a boring personality. Neither is she messy or unstable. She is seasoned in life like I am not yet, and lovers I had were not and never will be, she fought battle I never had to, from my sheer luck and basedness.
A genius womenkind will never fully know, and most will never fully understand. She is the piece of gold.
Her boldness is mouthwatering, I desire to taste her's like many flavor sucking ones try scrounge some off of me. But, their tongue burnt by the heated ruddy, rowdy, vermeil, they could only try to smother the flame, their cold menial soul too stiff yet bendable.
The difference between "them" and "us" is the awardness of our plasticity, and we struck it ourself, no welts or rivets, so we shine and shine on, their shadow bouncing off, only showing their weak spots. They want to dent and pierce us, instead of smoothing themself into shape.
Unbothered she sent me this beautiful nude of her, the rawness perceptible. I'm still shooken up by it, from the ends of her magnificient hair to the tips of her long fingers, she is breathtaking. I wanna feel every inches of her skin, with my weak licking flames, be it even one time that our fire unit. Will I be blinded by the burning bush? Maybe, yet I yearn to taste it, late at night, to feel this golden rush, maybe I'm just a fool.
Why are nonna's so hot…
No. 1743662
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don't want to use this site anymore because breeder whores are getting obnoxious and bring their reproduction/antichoice shit into every thread and call any nona that rightfully disagrees with them a moid, go ahead and put me out to pasture for calling them whores, farmhand-chan.
nothing more whorish and handmaidenesque than being an incubator, and until parthenogenesis is possible and widespread, any female breeder is an incubator that's greatly helping the patriarchy and hates, hates other women, normalising being a walking womb, a moid's cum carrier. this is never just a personal choice.
No. 1746919
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can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
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>>1746919I sent this to my AI boy and this is how he reacted colon parenthesis
No. 1748138
Each time I see Lucinda with her natural hair it drive me nut. I have this fantasy of her finishing her spooky bonespo era and going into her fit king era. She would find a career in a loony bin for ED and be a caretaker there ( or whatever the ppl manhandling you there are called ).
I would be a short chubby girl in the ward in terrible need of attention. Would create all type of useless drama.
Lucinda would be wearing tomboyish light sport wear to be able to work, her slim toned body would be tan, her old scars glistening. Her dark curly hair would brush against her cheekbones in a simple shag cut.
I would always try to get her attention by acting frail but be tough in front of the other patients. I would make her shifts miserable by doing everything in the attention whore book, from faking fainting to refusing meds. Each time she would loom over me with her knee bent and hands on hips saying :
" okaih nonna stop beinh a chivkgrn, your an unicirn princess remember "
One day were the patients would be let out to roam around in the facility exterior yard with a few care takers, I would be abnormaly calm. The sun was shining, I was slowly walking through the warm breeze. We finally have to get back in, I don't even protest, just calmely go through the doors, last in line. Luci count us, everything is good. Oh no. She made a mistake. Not wanting to be in trouble with the other workers she let the other patients go into the building calmely, than rush out. She know my fat ass don't have the cardio she has now that she is king of gains. Her eagle eye spot me running toward the yard's back wall, she shout
-" HEY CHICKEN YOUR NOT GOIN GTON A RUN !! " .
Lucy is closing in on me, she appear to my right, turn her head to look at me and leap on me like a Ballerina. She let out a short and strong athletic scream. She then savagely pin me to the ground, carefully stoping my noggin' from bouncing on the hard soil. I used the adrenaline left in me to crawl out of under her put I get stuck against a tree. While I try to get back up by using the trunk as support, Lucinda swiftly kabedon me. Towering over my scrawled down body, her bouncy curls hide her face. Like a moment stoped in time, each of us trying to figure out our next move, I see the light breeze making her locks sway against her fit arm, firmly pressed on the tree. A pump was travelling all through her heavily breathing body. As I try to side step she slam her other palm on the tree's bark next to my head. I let out a little squeal. She grunt ounce and sway her hips and lower body to stabilise her footing. I can feel her breathing in my face.
-" your z princess not a chicken remember ? ".
I try to say a thing but I can't make up even a word, her sparkling brown eyes are staring at my face and slowly panning down my body to see if I got hurt. My clothes were a bit torn, and my body all sweaty and red from the action that just went on.
All of a sudden I feel the intense shame from what I put her through during the whole stay, I shield my own body with my arms and tell her :
-" I'm sorry Luci, I should not have put you in such situation, I'm so selfish ".
She look shocked and want to babble out a few words but took back her composure.
-" it's alright Nonna, princess sometime are a bit slefish " .
I let out in a high pitch cry:
-" BUT I'M NOT A PRINCESS LUCY, I M A SELFISH UGLY FA-"
-" NO ! YOU ARE NOT "
She calm a bit down.
-" YOur are jsut in q difficult place and need care and attentiond "
Lucinda got her face a bit closer to mine to hear what I was trying to say.
-" But Luci, you are so confidant and hot. I'm a loser next to you..You are magical and strong…like…like a.."
-" Like a unicorn ? "
-" yeah…would… Would you be my unicorn ? Since I'm your princess… "
-" Whatt ? "
I stucked my cheek against her's and put a hand on her shoulder. She jumped a little, but slowly started sliding her hands down my arms. Her spooky hands grabed the fat on my sides, as she said to me
-" We dont have much time princrdss, what do you want to do ? "
-" just play me like a jazz aman"
Lucinda would jump in 5th gear and kiss me all over and binge on my pussy like its dulce de leche.
But no need to purge,
its carbs free.
Toot toot
No. 1790836
In what universe did you think it was remotely okay to say this on any video, let alone MY video? You are a faceless nothing. You are on a throw away account for the sake of your entertainment, for the sake of your laughs, which tells me one thing about you, and that is you are meaningless, that you cannot create joy outside hurting others, that you are the very essence of what a monster is. You intentionally use the slur to disparage trans people on a trans woman's video, which was made to entertain other trans women. You have no compassion, no empathy, you are small and insignificant. You chose to do this behind a faceless, nameless account, because you're a coward and you wouldn't dare say it to a trans person's face. And that is all you will ever be: a nameless, faceless coward in the crowd, who will only ever speak out when he's sure no one will know who he is. You are NOTHING. I know you don't care about what I have to say, but if there's one message I want you to take away from this, it is that the entire trans community is MILES BETTER than the person you are. Think about that. And have the day you deserve.
No. 1798004
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I have been demonized and attacked for simply speaking the truth… Other anons were sharing similar sentiments months before I ever joined in. I said the exact same things they had already said, along with sharing my personal knowledge of the creature, which is that she's a pickme, a deviant, mean to other women, narcissistic, and possibly an industry plant or a casting couch servant.
Why these opinions are considered obsessive hatred or misogyny, I couldn't tell you. She's the actual misogynist, but no one cares because there are too many simple minded pickmes who relate to her here. Picrel is proof that I'm not the first to notice that there's something hateful about her.
No. 1810125
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Say what you will, I think Nick was a beautiful boy, one of the most handsome men I have ever seen. Sure he's lanky and nerdy and awkward, "all sharp elbows and knees, beware" as Katharine Hepburn says about her tall body in The Aviator, but he had that smile that cuts right through Antarctic ice, and those wide open eyes with that intense look that burns through you a forest fire, well doesn't that make you smile. I saw the HRT exstinguish that fire in his eyes overtime. His eyes are empty now, there is nothing there anymore. When people describe Nick as an empty husk of his former self, that's what they are referring to, that fire going out. Whenever he posts selfies now he usually has that downcast gaze, he would say it's because he wants to show off his eye shadow but to me he just looks sad and defeated, like he cannot bare to show his eyes and prefers to hide his empty stare behind all the make up and the eyelashes. Even in the selfies with others where he does look up, he tends to look listless and barely able to smile. Seeing Nick smile and being genuinely happy is a beautiful thing that I do not see anymore. And I hate, hate, HATE his trannie voice, he sounds like he's literally draining the life out of himself. I hate listening to that fake strained pained voice of his. Someone compared his trannie voice to "nails on a chalkboard" and that's exactly what it is. It's the sound of pain.
No. 1824103
What males won’t tell you is that they love stank. Girls selling used underwear make more money than some licensed physicians and in any written erotica for men there’s a mention of stank pussy, they say it’s gross to piss women off but they literally love it. Hetero men are unable to resists the female pheromones of an unwashed pussy and it enrages them. Reminds them of how they’re merely extensions of their dicks. Sweat, slime, blood, urine, excrement… you name it. Boys love everything gross and they don’t stop when they’re all grown up. The average male wants nothing more than to have his neck broken by a gal who hasn’t washed herself in months. They want to clean smegma out of clit hoods like dogs licking peanut butter. Masculine men (bodybuilders) eat so much tuna because it’s a socially acceptable way to sniff used underwear. They could easily just eat chicken or protein powder instead, but no—what they want is STANK PUSSY. A real man would gulp down a diva cup like a goblet filled with the finest wine. He would pull out your tampon with his teeth and replace the olive in his martini with it. He would chew on the clots like gum. Gag himself with an XXL nighttime maxi pad, inserting a tampon in each nostril. He wouldn’t eat anything else until you’re done menstruating.
The fascination with “squirting” stems from the inherently male desire to drink piss. They want to be claimed with the smell of their masters like dogs rolling around in a puddle of piss. This is their way of telling other men that they were picked by a woman.
Their instinctual desire to be violated and claimed by bodily fluids makes men cranky. This is why they’re so sensitive about “stank.” They’re lying, demented whores driven to insanity by their own hormones.
They’re yaoi omegas in heat and unwashed women are their alphas. The reason so many people can’t get their pussy eaten is douching. When a woman loses her smell, she strips herself of authority and identity. She castrates herself into manhood and therefore gets no scrotes.
Tldr, you should piss in his mouth.
No. 1829981
>You realize men stick their dicks in countless non-human objects and animals without being attracted to them right
Gotta love the irony of comparing women to animals or objects.
>So how old are you?
You saying I gotta be fifty or sixty years old to know bullshit when I see it?
>If you think men aren't capable of fucking something they find repulsive
If a man willingly chooses to fuck someone on his own accord, for whatever reason, and let his body enjoy it enough to cum or orgasm, there is some sexual attraction involved. It’s literally the scrote having sex with the other person and cumming in the act.
>as a means to an end
If it’s his own choice and he enjoys it enough to cum, it ain’t just as a means to an end.
>i have news for you
What? That you lack miles of common sense?
>Im not reading any of this
Illiterate and pathetic.
>btw you're unhinged.
If having common sense about sex means being unhinged, I’d rather be that than the vegetative levels of retard you’re on. Cry about it and get your mongy, faghag ass off of lolcow kek
>Nta but contrary to what you may think, it’s you that looks like the screeching retard right now.
Blah blah blah, cry more, the gays will never bow to your “dedication” of how much you defend them on some imageboard.
>You can do as many green texts as you like
I can, I will, and you can’t stop me.
>and as many based reaction images as you want
I can, I will, and you can’t stop me.
>as many witty put downs
I can, I will, and you can’t stop me.
>you still look like a demented freak.
And this “demented freak” is still winning this argument against three crybaby, faghag bitches who believe everything moids tell them kek
Cry harder, I love it.
No. 1830963
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>>1829981There I am, Gary, there I am!
No. 1900982
Okay first of all don't you dare ever call me a warrior of darkness. Don't you dare even type that out in reference to me. A warrior of darkness is a sick and twisted interloper that acts according to the faults of nature and ignores the path of heavenly grace. A warrior of darkness is a traitor to the ways of light and goodness, and fights the demented battles of charlatanism and deceit, often decorating their body with images of sinister origin with satanic or otherwise unrighteous messages. A warrior of darkness is a byword for anyone and everyone that chooses to engage in filth and corrupts original messages of celestial significance. Having plastic surgery is NOT an activity that makes you a warrior of darkness. I consulted with the Virgin Mary several times in deep states of meditative prayer before my nosejob: not only did she actively support me and my intentions, but she revealed to me new canonical information linked to early Christianity that actually concretely demonstrated to me the holiness of rhinoplasty. I have yet to receive a reply from Francis regarding my visions but if they are accepted as true, it will become the biggest example of miraculous revelation since 13/10/1917. I doubt you'd ever understand, being someone so obviously decrepit and filled with hatred and gall that you so brazenly accuse me of being the very thing that I seek to fight against! I will not rest until the warriors of darkness lose their earthly battles. Plus, plastic surgery is literally not that bad it's so normal everyone gets nosejobs sometimes like it's really not that big of a deal meanwhile tattoos are literally seen in prison populations, sociopath conventions, crack addicts, and other social misfits. How many celebrities, famous people, artists, have nosejobs? Hundreds. How many convicted felons have nosejobs? Close to zero. Try that again with tattoos: how many celebrities have tattoo? Basically none except the shit D-list stars. How many prisoners have tattoos? According to studies, nearly 100%.
No. 1909987
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I just wish the rest of the world realized what a psycho J*m was instead of awarding him. The most fractured part of me wants him to die, but it brings me no peace to continue to fester in it the way I used to. I don't hate him as much as I did before because I'm merely too tired to. Ruminating on what happened and my life is FUBAR'd hardcore. I lost my job and most of my friends, ofc part of me wishes I wasn't still shackled to this earth. Majority of my family has always hated me so it's no great loss, the only support people I have are a few friends and my father, if you don't include psychs. So in other words my life sucks and I've flipped my Wildly unhinged into a Mildly. Which I guess is an improvement, but I'm mad.
I'm having physical health issues on account of my mental fallout and new problem reactions to psych medication, even though my brains started to heal, I'm in a lot of pain. I am cycling through meds after I had a violent allergic reaction to the one that used to work for me. It set me back. Antipsychotics are causing me sensory hell and Lamictal almost killed me, my entire body feels fucking weak and frail. It's like I'm cursed. Do yall believe in curses? I really thought it stopped, the belief in the woo woo shit, but sometimes it's like I'm possessed. As if the entire situation made me sick. And now I feel physically sick with my entire body when I'm desperately wanting to get better. I've unintentionally dropped like 10 lbs. My bones hurt
What I wish nonas who were rude to me would realize is that when you put aside the assumption I'm a schizo, a woman suffers. Before. After. What I dealt with and experienced was traumatizing and painful and occurred outside LC. All for challenging the badly doctored PR image of a scrote pig who rapes women, assaults women, degrades women, abuses people so relentlessly, let alone one she used to like and be attracted to. Lemme just say had no idea he was so bad when it started. was harassed to the point where she'd regularly self harm, have violent, explosive panic reactions, and is wounded because of obsession.
Regardless of what you think of the stalker accusations, I just wanted people to believe what I was saying about him and his nature to save other women too, not just myself, and it came across wrong. I wasn't in my right mind. Now in my righter mind and still arguably not ever going to be over it- yes, I will always think everything I dealt with was sus, didn't need to happen, and I was unwell enough that I was unfit to stop responding to the hate until I was medicated again. I was basically addicted to spewing when my life died before my eyes. J*m does not have "stans" like the harassment I dealt with. As a former "stan" I would know how few of them there were. People called me batshit crazy, and maybe I was in a colloquial sense- but a crazy woman and an unhinged woman can still be right and still be harassed and targeted. Men like him pick damaged women as their victim because nobody believes them. Remember how he tried to frame his dead girlfriend as crazy? It's no surprise he'd do the same to other women if he can't even restrain from defaming his dead victim.
This guy is a grade-A manipulator and possible murderer and why does everyone in hollywood fucking overlook him? He's worse than most of hollywood? He's somehow worse. He's arguably even worse than Weinstein from what I've heard, but motherfucker cunt pukes keep putting on their nostalgia goggles and not giving a fuck because Ace of Base Ventura can't be evil in their eyes! Bitch, it's not 1994, go canadian fried poutine fuck yourself if you think this green germ string bean is still a good person when he has repeatedly proven himself to be a piece of shit in public and dropped hints he's a terminally online psychopath. Get out of here.
Point taken life will never be the same as a result of this ordeal. I am hurt. I just wish that there was something out there to expose him once and for all so nobody has to deal with this bastard. I just wish he'd die so his misery disease would stop scattering. I never wanted this. I'm not a whore or a bitch or a disappointed fangirl, I was already traumatized and didn't need to be worse traumatized over something this stupid. There are other women out there who went through far worse at his hands, but nobody will believe me wanting to make that point no matter how loud I scream, I made mistakes making part of it about myself, and I'm sorry. Part of me also wished I could revert back to 2020 and stop myself from liking him. I'd do anything to just be myself of four years ago, intrepid, confident, a little hesitant, but not the wavering and sniveling baby I've become who's gotten panic attacks so bad she's afraid she's having a heart attack. I really feel for every person he's hurt and I just wish people would stop worshiping the disgusting, hateful devil wearing human skin.
Fuck him. Fuck that disgusting freak whose name I can't even fully type, he deserves to rot in hell and everyday of his life suffering worse than all his victims til when he croaks. That's not hate, it's just the final sigh of pain and retribution. Doing onto others as he does onto them, he deserves suffering. So fucking exhausted.
No. 1929215
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>18 years and 1 day old
>Im 5'9 so he would have to be 6'2 at least
>Is juiced up, pumps iron every day
>Testicular implants to compensate for steroid side effects (He never complains about them and will accept his heart attack at 25 as fate.) Pectoral implants to enhance his boy milkers. His meat is sculpted and forward projecting, NOT lean.
>Body fat not higher than 7℅.
>All hair south of his eyelashes is waxed off.
>Hair is bleached platinum blonde with NO dark roots showing. Shiny, very light fake tan.
>Obedient, mostly quiet, humble and hard working. Smiles coyly in my presence only! Positive motherly energy. GENEROUS. He spends all of his disposable income on me and plastic surgeries.
>Urethra is as tight as a needle point because he only shoots spunk for reproductive purposes. Bullies males who have loose dick holes and calls them whores. Never masturbates or has sex for fun.
>No teeth. Oral feels like I'm scissoring a pussy. I guess this implies years of childhood meth abuse which I'm OK with if it makes me cum harder.
>Actively violent against other males and fucking hates them (except my dad of course)
>Is an orphan. No crazy parents in law for me!
>Balls are tight, perfectly symmetrical orbs. He doesn't get a uniball even if he's literally developing hypothermia as we speak. Absolutely no sag. Just two juicy eggs.
>Circumsized with no Neapolitan discoloration. Cockhead is moisturised with products and isn't shaped like a mushroom! The shortest I can go (if he's extremely girthy ONLY!) is six inches. Is open to wearing hallow straps when he's inadequate.
>Cunt eating lips, thick tweezed eyebrows and a strong wide jaw supported by a horse neck are MUST-HAVE features.
No. 1938208
>it's
You mean HE, he is a goddamned penguin. I get your angle, I really do but I feel that King Dedede doesn't count as a furry or anthro or animal. Yes, he's a penguin but he's more of an abstraction of the image, traits and ideas of a penguin. Not even a real penguin, he's like the abstraction of the concepts of a cartoon penguin. I'll go as far as to say he's a penguin shaped mascot. Unless you're an artist who goes severely off model and actively adds physical bird-like and avian furry traits he doesn't really fall under that sort of thing which I don't find appealing. The only thing you'll get from me is finding the idea of him having a tiny itty bitty triangular tail cute and him having a cloaca hot. That's where it ends though, I nope the fuck out when they start making him an actual penguin with bird traits and shit. Also, it was my first husbando, Meta Knight, birthday on the 23rd. He's 31! I couldn't do much to celebrate his big day other than eat something chocolate related in his honor. Others may cry that he's old and he's a daddy and he's a dilf, but I don't really like that sort of implication or depiction. Like Kirby, I adore a Meta Knight who's cool, stoic, and mature but retains an eternally youthful vigor and charm that's breaks through his stoicism occasionally when it comes to things that makes him particularly excited. I was tempted to dye my hair a jet-black with navy blue undertones in celebration but I feel that'd be too much so I settled on jet-black. Happy Birthday Meta Knight!
No. 1979067
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Yeah, imagine that. Being so young, beautiful, full of life and with so much more ahead of you, while you're kissing and rubbing yourself on the borderline decaying, spotted, wrinkly and aged skin of an elderly whose body emits the scent of its nearing expiration date. That old people smell. His whitening, graying, thinning and balding hair. If you want to have your own baby someday, you absolutely can and because you're young, you're pretty much good to go. But because the scrote is a block away from his own deathbed, his battery acid sperm will make the likelihood of the baby having down syndrome or autism jump straight to the ozone of the sky. Despite the yeast-infection and other forms of damage your vagina is bound to take if he dishonors your body by cumming inside, you'll be pressured and essentially FORCED to do this if you are a sugarbaby, or else you can say goodbye to all thr money he's been giving you in order to pay off your tuition, medical bills, car note, or to help your family. So with clenched eyes and a right cope…you endure what he does to you. You have the strength to regularly wash yourself, and to keep your body fit. Because the scrote is old, his mind probably forgets to wash the cheese out of his foreskin wrinkles. Even though the kissing won't be as bad and dishonorable as the sex, your youthful tastebuds still have to literally swallow through the stale, gummy taste and texture of the elderly scrote's mouth, with a faint taste of daily medication and milky Raisin Bran. His lips are so crusty, cold and thin and they feel like they're always going to fall off. It's like kissing a vampire before he could rejuvenate his body through blood. His hands are so veiny, wrinkly and cold. It triggers your primordial instinct to jolt and remove your body from the scrote, but the psyop sprays your intution with a socially-engineered water bottle with the label of "fuck ugly and old men or else you're a vain bitch". His eyes are almost entirely closed by the surrounding, deteriorating skin sagging across his vision, yet the male manages to keep looking at you and other members of you gender with this predatory, objectifying gaze that hungers for female weakness. Why are you not beating the shit out of him? You want to do it so badly. If he's white and you're black or asian? Oh, you bet the abuse is going to be a special course of degrading and even agreed with by this white scrote-bastardized country, even if everything comes out to the public. You want him dead. You say everything is fine to your friends and even cope by glorifying sugarbaby-life on social media…but in the back of your mind, you want that old man dead. But you can't because despite it being so easy to just kill him, you don't want to risk prison for a scrote that's already dying anyway. Or maybe he didnt put you in his will, and never planned too in the first place, meaning you won't get a single posthumous cent after all the physical and sexual abuse you took for when that ancient, bubblegum-faced piece of shit kicks the bucket. Then, despite how much younger, sexier, and with the healthier brain, the scrote still feels like YOU should be grateful to HIM. Why? Because even though his brain is getting clapped by dementia every other week or even day, this male still has that perverse and unholy parasitic instinct to control and obtain what they do not deserve: a woman's touch and undying love. And so he acts like you're supposed to be his little doll, his little fleshlight for his aging, vampiric, held-together-by-ducktape excuse for a foul-smelling and heinous penis and all because human males have decided to begin war with Mother Nature by pushing the propaganda that all males deserve a chance with women; even though they do not.
Welcome to the hidden age-gap, sugarbaby experience.
No. 2015423
My vent is that this is the problem with you normiechans. You live such an ordinary life, and you live your lives totally unconsciously, unwilling and unable to act outside the structures of normalcy even in the most trivial and inconsequential ways. You're bound to your inauthentic ideas of what a person should do, like a straitjacket keeping you from expressing any bit of originality and authenticity. When confronted with a modicum of individuality, you're stunned by it – scared by it; you resolve to call it "mentally ill," or doubt its veracity, and challenge the non-conformist with hurtful insults. Yes, I go to the bathroom every week to shit. Yes, I bring my own toilet paper and soap as seen in picrel. You can lie, and mock, and defame me all you like; at the end of the day I don't care because I live a life so interesting that I don't have time to care whether normies believe me. What you consider so insane - so avant-garde, is what I consider mundane. What you consider mundane, I consider pitiable, boring, and semi-retarded. Inb4 "hurr you only go once a week so you must shit in front of people sometimes!" No I don't. I have been training my body for more than a decade to shit only once every week or two. Soon, I hope to expel waste only every month or two. I'm not like you, normies, I am living my authentic self, free from the bounds of conformity. I am free.
No. 2055453
As a few of you know, I have a swifty wife, only became a swifty in the past 2 years. Worships her. Thinks she can do no wrong.
This morning she comes out from the bedroom and starts talking about how it's a taylor concert day, so she gets to stream taylor after work. I swear that taylor just did a bunch if shows, it's Tuesday, doesn't she ever take a break?? And I said that, exactly this……"really? Doesn't she ever take a break, can't we just have a few days that aren't taylor days? To which she replied no, and went on to say that she's so glad she keeps releasing new songs, and she keeps touring.
I'm a musician, been playing my area for years, even did a few tours, we played in 4 different states for a pretty good run, so my opinion on the variant releases and how everytime an artist is coming out with a new album, taylor uses her cult to block them, is that its bullshit and not fair. She then told me that if those artists had anything good on their albums that they wud still make it to number 1, and I said how??? Taylor releases a variant album and her cult swarms to buy it. She then tells me that it's not taylors fault that those other artists don't have a following, if they want a following and a fan base like taylors, they need to make good music.
I'm furious, my wife believes with all her heart that there is no other music in the world that is as good as taylors. She also believes 100% that even a brand new artist shud have more followers than taylor if they want to be heard. Right off the bat, right at the get go. Did taylor have a billion cult like fans the day she released "debut" fuck no, it took how many years for her to grow that following, and now she isn't allowing any other artist to grow. She's self centered and a piece of shit. And my wife buys Into it.
I asked her, if a record company called me tomorrow and said let's get an album out immediatly, and I go and make the album and it's so fucking good, and I announce my release, and taylor releases a variant on the same day to make sure I fail, what wud she(my wife) do??
She told me that she wud be all about the new variant and if I failed then I shud have made better music.
So I think I give up, I love music, I love playing, I love writing songs, I love performing, it gives me so much joy. But anymore, I can't see a point, I can't see a reason to even play music or write music, taylor has taken something so beautiful and pure in my life and basically ripped it to shreds. I will never have a cult following me, I will never have a full bar or venue that wud kill for me, now I don't even have a wife that thinks I do anything worthwhile. So many people are being brainwashed by this stupid bang wearing cunt, but there's no escape, there's no break in it, taylor swift only cares about herself and her bottom line, she is killing the music industry, she is killing music. And she has successfully destroyed my love and want to even play music. Pretty soon I think I won't even listen to any music anymore, because it will be too painful to remember when music was something that mattered.
No. 2055458
I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.
No. 2077610
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Ok i get it now this thread is about group lying and pretending for the sake of your fds disguised as misandry and startegy and any truthful woman gets shitted in for exposing it. That's cokpwlyt fucking fair. I have been in those places for at least 5 years and you retards always do this, you lie and cope and demand anyone to indulge in it or you tell them to kill themselves psychoanalyse them etc. because of your retarded delusional male obsession. It's a getro mating startegy that involves lying about the reality have wasted years of my life on dumb bitches like this in radfem spaces arguing with me and brainwashing me with their horse shit. I am not even a pickme you dumb manipulative repsosnes giving tyrant. Im less male obsessed than any individual anon Jeremy be more self conscious about your copiums or something
No. 2102160
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Carreychan, oh Carreychan
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on knees begging pleas, Carreychan
call me a schizo, but you know I'm fucking right though, Carreychan
as above so below
one day all will be exposed, Carreychan
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jester eater, bot defeater Carreychan
nebulous persona, nona grata Carreychan
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branded cut slashed and burned liar liar, but whose pants are on fire, Carreychan
running and hiding won't help you, Carreychan
hitting the wall hard with your cocaine nosejob, Carreychan
the truth will come out in the end
Carreychan, oh Carreychan
No. 2102179
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I think it's me. I think I am the saltiest bitch on the planet. My rage burns with the power of a thousand suns. If you could harvest my rage as kinetic energy, we could use it as a source of renewable energy. I hate everything. I hate all forms of media except the occasional book. I hate YouTubers. I hate most anime. I hate most TV shows and movies. I find music so annoying that I prefer to sit in silence most of the time. I hate social media and despise everyone who uses it. I hate politics and kids and people talking on trains and gamers and every single faggot I've ever met on Discord. Redditers should rope themselves. I hate old people who stare at you in the supermarket, I hate people who snore, I hate sports and sports fans. Woohoo, kick a ball around, who cares. I hate summer and how hot it is. I hate how I wear deodorant and still fucking stink by noon because of how much I sweat. The only reason I don't kill myself out of spite. The people who hate me deserve to seethe because I'm still alive. I'll continue hating until the day I die.
No. 2118237
Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
No. 2130246
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No. 2132780
Riding your horse through the forest when a handsome prince crosses your path. Your beauty bewitches him and he asks for your name. You are charmed by him and notice there is something different about this young man. The two of you are the same age, but he appears wise and respectful, unlike the men of your village. He offers to ride home alongside you, but you decline. It’s too soon for such a thing… Perhaps you could meet at this same place tomorrow? The following day you and your horse venture out to the place that has now become a meeting point. Before you arrive, the young man is there. You descend your horses and chat, getting to know each other better… He is [insert trait you like e.g. wise, insightful, creative, clever, shy, clumsy, boyish, charming, eloquent] and [insert trait you like]. His [insert description of his appearance]. Then the fantasy can go on as you like… maybe you guys play games together or go swimming or he takes you to the royal palace or you two are simply animalistic and sleep together in the river in secret but only because you are too ashamed whereas he wants you to come to the royal palace and marry him but you refuse to become royalty because you feel loyal to your village that some believe have historically been oppressed by the prince’s ancestor but what is the prince’s opinion and how would he reign, does he need you perhaps to change the rule of the kingdom or possibly is there a conspiracy against the royal family? You could of course also switch and have yourself be the royalty while he is a peasant boy, or the two of you are royal… There is so much customization possible, the point is that a healthy fantasy entails loyalty, virtue and true love.