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No. 1057266

Since the last anon skipped the 13th thread, this is officially the 13th one now. Next one gotta be the 15th.

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?

The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void

Previous mental impairments: >>>/ot/1022095

No. 1057296

File: 1644344680237.png (39.31 KB, 640x400, download (4).png)

i think im gonna mix preworkout powder into my monster energy drink

No. 1057301

>>1057296
i did this once when i was working and studying full time and also going to the gym for hours and i could feel every pore in my body, it felt like i was being stabbed with a billion tiny needles and I wanted to throw up. do it.

No. 1057322

>>1057266
cute jason

No. 1057357

>>1057301
Were you huge

No. 1057391

>>1056573
>>1056566
>>1056530
>>1056482
>>1056478
>>1056442
>>1056420
>>1056418
>>1056417
>>1056409
I'm starting the mood boards now kek. They're gonna be in the collage/polyvore style because it's more visually interesting, like a stylish I Spy.

No. 1057405

>>1057391
are you still taking requests? i want a periwinkle leo

No. 1057413

>>1057405
For sure!

No. 1057431

File: 1644349097018.jpeg (61.48 KB, 500x641, 387564F0-2A8A-44D6-A729-0E5A10…)

>>1057413
thank you nona!

No. 1057438

>>1057431
Of course the seal anon is a periwinkle leo

No. 1057480

>>1057391
light green scorpio, if it's not too many requests already! ty ♥

No. 1057590

File: 1644353933723.png (1.11 MB, 1044x700, ScorpioLav.png)

>>1056409
First one! Yes, I am going overboard. I hope you like them!

No. 1057595

>>1057357
mentally

No. 1057620

>>1057590
Wow as a scorpio, i love it

No. 1057653

>>1057590

anon you are the cutest and this is amazing. if you’re not too overloaded with requests could you do one for dark purple cancer?

No. 1057660

>>1057590
Hahaha the milka plushie

No. 1057661

>>1057480
>>1057653
Absolutely I can add both of you to my list hehe

No. 1057663

>>1057590
Not a scorpio but damn I want a milka cow plush

No. 1057695

Leo Gold!

No. 1057861

File: 1644361040181.jpeg (326.09 KB, 761x580, 05E51267-0604-4259-BC3C-F086A4…)

…………penis flytrap

No. 1057924

File: 1644363752150.png (976.7 KB, 826x700, GeminiRed.png)

>>1056417
Gemini, bright red, hope you like it!!

No. 1057929

>>1057927
I did! You can still request one, I'm just gonna make them throughout the week!

No. 1057933

>>1057929
Sorry for deleting, was gonna repost lol. Anyway, thank you anon! Sagittarius and pink if it's not too much trouble.

No. 1057941

>>1057929
Could I get a black+Sagittarius mood board, nonnie?

No. 1057945

>>1057924
Op theses are so cute, ily and thank you

No. 1057953

>>1057929
If possible could you please do Gemini + olive green? Thanks nonnie!

No. 1057957

>>1057391
anony can you make a virgo one pls, you can add whatever color you want.

No. 1057958

>>1057405
>>1057480
>>1057695
>>1057653
>>1057933
>>1057941
>>1057953
>>1057951
Just compiling your requests into a little list for myself

No. 1057977

>>1057660
i love it!!! what a cutie

No. 1057982

>>1057941
Seconding this.

No. 1057998

File: 1644366532060.jpg (9.43 KB, 140x21, freud.JPG)


No. 1058023

File: 1644368247127.jpg (234.72 KB, 1020x574, FaceApp_1644367937418.jpg)

Something about a man having a wife just doesn't sit right with me. A woman having a husband is okay, but a man having a wife? Who the fuck told you that's okay?!

No. 1058079

File: 1644371757990.gif (352.45 KB, 220x324, 4864009A-04BC-419C-BD3B-D40318…)

>>1057998
mfw what I read has worse tags

No. 1058174

File: 1644377709942.jpg (47.61 KB, 720x720, 4126e8ec2704197612dccd2d1a8335…)

yall want summ???

No. 1058176

File: 1644377830380.jpg (79.75 KB, 1045x765, ass.jpg)

it's decided then, I'm leaving my only circle of friends

No. 1058191

File: 1644378531982.jpg (30.78 KB, 720x704, Tumblr_l_782511193025660.jpg)


No. 1058193

>>1058191
ANON WTFFF

No. 1058195

>>1058176
did u draw this? i love it

No. 1058200

File: 1644379101214.png (22.99 KB, 1366x34, Screenshot 2022-02-08 7.55.45 …)

>>1057998
amateur

No. 1058208

>>1058191
SAVED IMMEDIATELY, thank you for this blessed pic nonnie.

No. 1058209

File: 1644379715662.jpeg (494.48 KB, 872x704, 31117BA6-FA10-4D51-A88F-B2CEDD…)

>>1058174
Yes. takes all of them

No. 1058226

>>1058200
link? for my friend

No. 1058232

>>1058200
I know the Ben Shapiro erotic fanfiction when I see it

No. 1058261

File: 1644384473871.png (3.19 KB, 331x47, me.png)


No. 1058268

File: 1644385833894.jpeg (16.93 KB, 257x196, 96A64BCE-9093-47AF-A73D-BA8E5E…)

>>1058261
>Feels based
>I am a very based person

No. 1058270

File: 1644385931160.jpg (406.62 KB, 1409x1291, hnmmm.jpg)

I turned the cap on my weed pen inside out and now it looks like a tiny menstrual cup

No. 1058309

File: 1644390131873.jpg (49.6 KB, 540x682, 2ee5c02635b8ccdd79bbf231787dae…)

When will my reflection show who i am inside?

No. 1058334

gauging ones celebrity crush's bulge size

No. 1058346

File: 1644393446481.gif (4.85 MB, 340x192, 1626191545043.gif)

I have a bad case of sinusitis and I am so full of snot. I can't sleep cause I'm choking on the snot. I'm puking snot. Anyway I made a song in the rhythm of sweet but sicko

O she's so full of mucus
She's puking the mucus
At night she's puking
Bla Bla Blarg
O she's so full of mucus
She swallows the mucus
It's so much mucus
At she's puking
Bla bla Blarg
I'm ending it now cuz I gotta puke my snot. Pls unalive me nonnies

No. 1058463

File: 1644399511744.jpeg (27.21 KB, 750x422, 02C0B807-4BBB-4586-BC9E-AA1A35…)

average kpop idol

No. 1058474

File: 1644400845237.jpg (70 KB, 544x727, 21433011_1615065948562117_2780…)

Badass. deadass

No. 1058504

File: 1644404841092.gif (1.3 MB, 498x231, sperg.gif)

>get into a obscure character because im a sucker for this aesthetic
>he's mostly only popular for shitpost memes which include making him extremely muscular and gay for laughs
>start seeing he's getting a bit more popular in the fan community for some reason, though people who draw him give him a very feminine fakeboi body type and pair him with other boys
why is it so hard not to make every male character a faggot ?

No. 1058513

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark

No. 1058529

>>1058513
Mooommyyy shark do do do do do do,
Mommy shark do do do do do do,
Mommy shark do do do do do do,
Mommy shark

No. 1058538

>>1058529
Daddy shark do do do do do

No. 1058545

>>1058209
once again dio brands ruins m ylife

No. 1058549

>>1058545
*brando

No. 1058552

File: 1644410865029.png (684.58 KB, 680x549, dfasfn.png)

>>1058545
It's ok, you can look at this picture and laugh at him. Hahahahahahaha! What a faggot.

No. 1058691

>>1057924
Red Gemini anon here and i absolutely love this,this is so cute!!!

No. 1058695

>>1058552
Jonathan is the cutest one here, fuck Dio. DIOfags will never tell you the truth, which is that it is Jonathan's beefcake tits that made Dio so great. Smfh.

No. 1058709

>>1057661

I was the troll that said ford f150 and now I actually want a mood board too ;_;

No. 1058724

>>1058709
But she replied to it she’s gonna make you a ford f150 mood board don’t worry

No. 1058750

I will divine your near future. You, in the ponytail, reading this right now. You will have massive diarrhea within the next 2 weeks. Drink more water.

No. 1058754

>>1058750
thank god this isnt me although i have been constipated for weeks now so maybe it wouldnt be so bad

No. 1058756

>>1058750
HOW DID YOU KNOW FUCKKK I ONLY HAD 600ML OF WATER TODAY IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS in minecraft

No. 1058775

>>1058754
If you buy this healing crystal bracelet for $300, it will cure your health issues! And make that girl you want to be friends with reply your messages with more enthusiasm!

>>1058756
In the next 2 weeks, you will see someone on public transport and notice their bald spot by accident.

No. 1058784

Women help anyone because they're raised to be nice. Men help their buddies maybe and they help women cause of moid brain. Gay men don't help women because they don't care about them and they don't help men either because they are fake and gay. Conclusion: gay men are the least valuable to society

No. 1058800

>>1058784
>they don't help men either because they are fake and gay
kek

No. 1058801

File: 1644426847199.png (13.32 KB, 633x165, proposition.png)


No. 1058803

>>1058801
>having balls
tragic

No. 1058818

>>1058814
I can't wait

No. 1058823

>>1058814
who even is this man? his smug aura invigorates me

No. 1058842

>>1058814
This gif is so annoying it makes me want to write some condescending passive aggressive bullshit about it. I wanna punch him

No. 1058859

File: 1644429017655.gif (2.48 MB, 498x319, AE813AD7-DA07-4126-B075-00A92E…)

>>1058814
Final boss

No. 1058875

>>1058814
>>1058859
i love this weird stuff, i'm sorry. reminds me of girls acting completely retarded for men but reversed.

No. 1058882


No. 1058892

>>1058874
I swear I’m not a kpoopie fan his face looks like it’s stuck in 2013 tumblr.

No. 1058901

>>1058814
He needs a new fucking haircut

No. 1058911

>>1058901
That's the least of his problems.

No. 1058913

File: 1644430616913.gif (598.51 KB, 327x426, tumblr_o32bigrMjo1t5bjs2o1_400…)

A kissaroo from me to you!

No. 1058919

>>1058346
>>1058504
>>1058814
>>1058913
Did every one of these gifs come the bowels of hell

No. 1058923

File: 1644430904139.png (1.49 MB, 1334x750, 2EFA642B-FC2E-49D7-9B32-3DFF39…)


No. 1058938

File: 1644431629259.png (286.37 KB, 960x540, l8bdmbokjpg81.png)


No. 1058940

>>1058938
kek anon

No. 1058946

>>1058913
>>1058919
CGI Lara is from proto-heaven (all ascending parties become IMVU-level 3d models when they visit)

No. 1058950

>>1058874
what aegyo does to a mf

No. 1058958

File: 1644432405357.jpg (34.71 KB, 639x138, 0423q-ZVTL1yjqdkvo1-640.jpg)


No. 1058960

>>1058958
hashtag goalz

No. 1058965

File: 1644432588827.png (1.12 MB, 599x1082, whsuwhwbfhbjhedbf.png)

Dude Ima alien just tryina dring bro

No. 1058987

>>1057998
>>1058958
What fandoms are you sickos in

No. 1058989

>>1058938
I thought that said I love being a fentanyl simyp

No. 1058995

>>1058695
Well maybe if jonathan wanted to remain great he should’ve fought harder to keep the beefcake tits. Dio won them fair and square.

No. 1058998

>>1058987
i'm not in any i just stole that screencap from a blog that posts AO3 caps. forgot the name of it

No. 1059085

File: 1644438310637.jpeg (427.67 KB, 1536x2048, 9CA1ECEF-8721-4C4A-949F-0E2B47…)

Tag yourselves, I’m I <3 my mom

No. 1059088

>>1059085
I'm "CHILD TRAFFIKER[sic]"

No. 1059089

>>1059085
I'm ladyboy keep away

No. 1059090

>>1058023
Ellen Rogers

No. 1059092

>>1059085
Same same I came

No. 1059093

>>1059085
Lick my discharge, this is dedicated to Komaeda-anon.

No. 1059099

>>1059085
I’m DR BOOM BOOM

No. 1059102

>>1059085
What's the context of this picture?

No. 1059103

>>1059102
Can’t you read, she make to order.

No. 1059113

>>1059102
Out of the way n00b! I'll take one I no like rape

No. 1059116

>>1059085
I <3 tromboning for me

No. 1059128

>>1059085
I can't choose between eat a cunt salad and one cunt wolfpack

No. 1059145

>>1059085
fuck off man

No. 1059162

>>1059128
I've made up my mind I'm going for one cunt wolfpack, I want to be a girlboss bpd werewolf murderer

No. 1059193

>>1059085
i <3 cheese cock

No. 1059199

>>1059085
I heart ping pong

No. 1059255

I think my brother has a small dick. I don’t have anything to base this on except that I feel if i were a man I wouldn’t have a big penis at all. So yeah I think he’s such a bitch because he’s compensating for something. Plus he keeps walking around in boxers and he wouldn’t do that if he had a fat schlong so I think he has a tiny lil shrimp wiener and I wish i could bully him for it but I have no tangible proof.

No. 1059283

>>1059085
I'm the tenth from the bottom on the left that she already sold

No. 1059288

>>1059255
Overly large big dicks look disgusting. I take care of a patient in a wheelchair who's an old underweight man and his dick is weirdly large and girthy, he has a catheter too so it looks like a straw coming out of a soda can. Moids who have a dick obsession are just gay and projecting or are so porn sick that they think the more comically large a body part is = sexy

No. 1059293

File: 1644446944417.gif (266.21 KB, 400x300, D829C609-810F-40F2-BDD4-B92A4A…)

>>1059255
It's kind of weird that you think about it this much but an easy way to find out would be to say he does and watch his reaction

No. 1059312

>>1059085
I'm I HAVE GOOD AIDS

No. 1059333

I o’d so hard I am now disassociating hello everyone

No. 1059346

>>1059333
hello pixielocks

No. 1059353

>>1059288
>it looks like a straw coming out of a soda can
hmm. not a sus description at all

No. 1059354

>>1059312
isn't that just herpes

No. 1059378

File: 1644452420173.jpg (314.67 KB, 1020x736, 20220210_001940.jpg)

>>1059333
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE !

No. 1059379

>>1059085
VAG FAGE

No. 1059384

Got into a serious, legitimately tense argument about octopuses with my mom and she ended up storming away and now we're both brooding, feeling bad. About fucking octopi. This is absolutely retarded, so I'm posting it here.

No. 1059387

File: 1644452763555.jpeg (496.87 KB, 1039x841, 43FFCBED-10C8-4454-8FF4-A3479D…)

>>1059384
>rent free

No. 1059389

>>1059384
It's fine anon. The other day I fought my dad over the nature of the men in black. Fucking dumbass believe they're human like the will smith movie. What a retard, it's obvious they're aliens.

No. 1059397

>>1059389
>>1059389
aren't there also alien agents in the movie tho? like the doggy

No. 1059411

>>1059397
Yeah but the real ones are humanoid aliens, I'm sure of it. I had this document filled with evidence they're aliens. No one can convince me their mind reading abilities and mechanical voice absurd height and lack of melanin means that they're just albino basketball players with some voice disfunction and esp.

No. 1059412

File: 1644454889229.jpeg (143.75 KB, 750x826, 7EC811B1-BBF7-483A-A710-8AF996…)

Boobs. Boobies. Tits. Breasts. Booba. Milkers. Tatas. Bazoingas. Chesteses. Chichis. Tiddies. Melons. Knockers. Bosoms. Rack. Teats. Twins. The girls. Biddies. Fun bags. Hoohas. Jugs. Chesticles. Hooters. Cans. Boobers. Milk flaps. Twin Peaks. Tetas. Opai. Titte. Gazongas. Honkers. Pointer sisters.

No. 1059416

File: 1644455418463.jpeg (150.69 KB, 736x1070, 09A71688-D5CB-45BA-8F8D-758DB1…)

>>1059412
I like badonkers.

No. 1059434

File: 1644456276231.jpg (60.52 KB, 563x559, Tumblr_l_151650069434649.jpg)

>>1059412
They even drew the foot kinda sexy ngl

No. 1059437

>>1059434
his heel is so elongated ewwww

No. 1059438

>>1059437
I kinda want to wrap my hand around it. Why's it sticking out so much kek.

No. 1059444

>>1059085
Finger Blast ME

No. 1059466

>>1059384
what are your thoughts on squid

No. 1059468

>>1059416
>badonkers
that's a twink

No. 1059483

File: 1644459556700.jpg (76.32 KB, 640x779, 389493939383.jpg)

>>1059384
Kek anon, I really want to know though, what was your argument based on?

No. 1059497

>>1059085
i love elephant

No. 1059500

>>1059085
one cunt wolf pack is underrated

No. 1059506

>>1059085
Fat Cunt Swann

No. 1059510

File: 1644461083405.jpeg (860.14 KB, 1536x2048, 1475807411651.jpeg)


No. 1059516


No. 1059518

>>1059510
Let’s-a-go!

No. 1059519

File: 1644461358967.jpeg (52.49 KB, 1440x748, 327cbedd-ff76-49ed-94fd-cdc616…)

>>1059516
fuck yea monke!

No. 1059520

>>1059518
Fuck. No!

No. 1059521

>>1059510
let's-a roll-a

No. 1059524

>>1059510
rolling

No. 1059552

File: 1644465722962.jpg (48.17 KB, 735x754, 35fd66607928b3cafd1dd15544fa09…)


No. 1059556

>>1059510
Rolling

No. 1059560

Order up!
>White bread, toasted, dry
>4 fried chickens and a coke

No. 1059564

>>1059560
i said whole wheat bread untoasted and 4 oven baked chicken breasts with a fizzy water

No. 1059579

>>1059564
Rubber biscuit

No. 1059606

>>1059434
>>1059412
Update: still thinking about this image

No. 1059653

File: 1644478357922.gif (551.45 KB, 275x155, NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE …)

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE
HELL
HELL
HELL
HELL

No. 1059731


No. 1059843

File: 1644498752239.jpg (144.96 KB, 800x600, common octopus in crete.jpg)

>>1059483
I watched a cool documentary called My Octopus Teacher. It's about this diver who free dived in the same kelp forest every day and eventually "befriended" a female octopus that had a den there. Over almost an entire year - about 80% of her life - he would visit her daily. At first she was reluctant and wary, first hiding completely in her den, and then clamping her suckers onto the rock of the den but peeping out a little, and then extending a tentacle out to touch him, and eventually after months and months of this, she displayed no wariness around the diver. She would sometimes crawl all around his body, holding on sometimes even when he surfaced for air (he didn't use an oxygen tank.) Over the course of the year, he saw a shark bite off one of her tentacles and her barely survive but manage to regrow the tentacle. He saw her and another octopus breed. And then he saw her die, first eaten by fish in pieces after she started to die following breeding and then in one whole piece by a shark who casually picked her body/corpse up and ate it. This was an octopus that he had KNOWN for a year, had a relationship with, and it gave the diver a greater understanding of the absolute interconnectedness and importance of every creature in an ecosystem and it was really quite beautiful.

So I watch this doc that I liked and my mom got home from work. I told her about my day, watching the doc, and then she says that some PhD guy on PBS said that octopi were distinct from every other animal evolutionary and that they're completely their own thing. I pointed out that they are molluscs, the second largest phylum in the world and related to snails and clams and a huge amount of other things. And she kept saying "are you sure?" She looked it up on Wikipedia and then said "Wikipeida isn't scholarly enough for what I'm looking for."

It became a really weird passive aggressive thing. I didn't want to fight about this, I just pointed out that taxonomically octopuses are related to other things and didn't just "evolve completely outside of everything else." And when I mentioned squids and cuttlefish too, she just waved that away saying they're basically the same thing.

I wasn't even combative. I could see was starting to take the conversation really seriously and I should have just said "let's talk about something else" and left it at that, but after a few minutes she stormed off to her bedroom and I went off to mine. I feel bad we fought, but octopi are literally cephalopods which are literally molluscs, they didn't just appear out of nowhere in the primordial soup. And I'm a little hurt that she immediately doubted me when I said octopi are molluscs because 1. that's common knowledge and 2. I had literally just said that I watched a feature-length documentary on octopi. I don't know what point the PhD guy was trying to make about octopi on the TV that my mom half-remembered from years ago, but I'm sure he was right about whatever he was on about.

I'm sorry for the vent.

No. 1060023

File: 1644508065314.gif (1.65 MB, 300x252, eleni-foureira-yeah-yeah-fire.…)

>>1059560
>fried chicken

No. 1060053

>>1059288
This description of an old man's penis is somehow really disturbing. Nasty

No. 1060118

>>1059653
Beautiful

No. 1060194

File: 1644514911696.png (754.74 KB, 816x700, f150rising.png)

>>1056418
>>1058709
Ford F150 Rising, hope you likey

No. 1060217

>>1060194
Beautiful

No. 1060235

>>1060194
you're the best nonny

No. 1060432

File: 1644523275849.jpeg (53.62 KB, 828x817, bVhoeNw.jpeg)

heartbreaking .

No. 1060447

>>1060194
Can you please do a black 2014 infiniti q60 coupe

No. 1060459

>>1059653
Most appealing kpop gif on earth.

No. 1060487

File: 1644526262214.gif (3.24 MB, 360x202, 5EE9D120-3527-4E58-BCA0-671017…)

SEXO
SEXO
SEXO (SEXO)
SEXO SEXO

No. 1060519

>texting back and forth with room mate about what to get for lunch
>room mate’s phone starts ringing, sounds like it’s right behind me
>text room mate “is your phone out here or in there with you”
just do it nonnies, rid the fucking world of me

No. 1060524

>>1060519
Kekekekekk reminds me of when internet was gone and I wanted to send a facebook message to my mom about how the internet was gone

No. 1060535

>>1058504
Who is it?

No. 1060541

File: 1644528791919.jpg (149.74 KB, 906x1374, 1643825547179.jpg)


No. 1060693

>>1059653
This is too real

No. 1060723

File: 1644536404534.jpg (112.28 KB, 800x800, 1638551313312.jpg)

These dildos are pretty aesthetic, look at their shape and colors, i bet they would look so cute with an indie filter

No. 1060728

>>1059653
This is what happens when you drink too much caffeine

No. 1060731

>>1059606
same nonna

No. 1060732

>>1060723
??? I would never recognize these all dildos honestly. I could see them on a shelf and assume its a glass art piece.

No. 1060733

File: 1644536690248.jpg (49.23 KB, 640x640, 2ee072a7823c44e5847f6c96c2dc32…)

>>1059653
The falling particles are the exploded remnants of human flesh

No. 1060738

File: 1644536800723.jpg (35.69 KB, 680x670, 57e7408da560d6a256aedfd974258b…)

>>1059653
A R T.

No. 1060739

File: 1644536823284.png (1010.97 KB, 800x800, colorfulandmarvelous.png)

>>1060723
COLORFUL AND MARVELOUS YESSS

No. 1060740

>>1060739
Now give them googly eyes

No. 1060742

>>1060739
Damn now i want them

No. 1060747

>>1060723
These are too pretty how could someone soil them by inserting them into their hoohas.

No. 1060752

>>1060739
Beautiful, I love how they glow

No. 1060754

File: 1644537436084.png (1022.96 KB, 800x800, colorfulandgoogly.png)

>>1060740
now they're sentient

No. 1060758

>>1060754
Veggietales

No. 1060762

File: 1644537753606.jpg (Spoiler Image,99.42 KB, 540x780, tumblr_d4499d6499decc18dbd6770…)

I have a headache nonnies

No. 1060767

have yall seen elon musk's child's name(newfag, emoji)

No. 1060777

>>1060767
Wtf is the crying emoji

No. 1060781

>>1060767
This site has a cancer and it's called Twitter users

No. 1060819

>>1060767
bruh licherally no cap on jah fr im finna whip this hoe triggered nonny abusive terf

No. 1060860

File: 1644543483959.jpeg (29.53 KB, 640x480, 4D4DFC13-6B74-454C-8A49-AA6CAC…)

hey newfangs

No. 1060867


No. 1060871

Wumbo

No. 1060876

Pea dust

No. 1060879

File: 1644544856555.jpeg (687.54 KB, 1920x1080, 34182261-0DDC-413B-B9A8-01EC53…)

>>1060860
Hey bluefangs

No. 1061009

>>1060871
Oh fuck, I had it set to M this whole time

No. 1061325

File: 1644579575617.jpeg (68.31 KB, 701x438, 2BCB54B6-59C5-4ECA-9869-598F66…)

Me going back in time to elementary school when my whole class told me it said gullible on the ceiling so I can accuse them of gaslighting me and get them cancelled on Twitter

No. 1061330

File: 1644580130893.png (8.31 MB, 2200x2000, 1594368601696.png)

It's time for bräkfast come on nonnies come get your lööps

No. 1061484

File: 1644590560492.webm (1.05 MB, 720x900, GJgyjWzpEBWLWTk8.webm)

>does vidrel to the nonny reading this post

No. 1061487

File: 1644590868555.jpg (Spoiler Image,166.32 KB, 837x1280, original (52).jpg)

husbando

No. 1061501

File: 1644593146534.jpg (155.91 KB, 1035x1035, Screenshot_20220125-221136_Ins…)

Which ones today, ladies?

No. 1061504

>>1061330

Only if you have almond milk

No. 1061512

>>1061484
why must you torment me so

No. 1061516

File: 1644593812832.jpeg (244.88 KB, 1035x1035, B3A83AD5-6444-4CD7-BBCD-28363B…)

>>1061501
I’m gonna twist your question a little bit and show you my range the last few months. White is excluded.

No. 1061522

>>1061516
I appreciate you and your version of it

No. 1061524

>>1061512
poke poke poke!

No. 1061545

>>1061501
I'm emotionally retarded and have trouble identifying my own and this chart is surprisingly helpful

No. 1061561

>>1061501
Today's my day off, I'm vacillating between 'at ease' and 'restless'. I'm chilling right now but know that I should start chores soon.

No. 1061564

File: 1644597108588.jpg (524.37 KB, 1080x1130, Screenshot_20220211-113054_Fir…)

>>1061545
These types of charts can be really helpful. Here's another one I like to use.

No. 1061810

>>1061564
this one is great! you're the best nona, I hope you have a great [local time of day]

No. 1061945

>>1060733
I can't stop thinking about this comment when I see the gif now

No. 1062038

File: 1644623890110.jpg (112.36 KB, 960x1280, Tumblr_l_786139449317974.jpg)

This is my super power

No. 1062046

File: 1644624664159.jpg (225.68 KB, 483x858, 1638818262368.jpg)

>>1062038
call 1-800-stand-on-your-man

No. 1062048

>>1061487
I was expecting a tasteful japanese erotic artwork, not this shit. fml

No. 1062076

File: 1644627695844.jpg (65.5 KB, 1080x833, Tumblr_l_62642296618759.jpg)

Macaroni and cheese

No. 1062083

>>1062076
Straight up looks like my average midnight snack…

No. 1062249

File: 1644638459933.jpeg (54.29 KB, 735x592, CBEF64F8-6B99-45DF-97BD-170A26…)

i’m going insane

No. 1062256

File: 1644638934374.jpg (130.86 KB, 720x960, 1530502309611.jpg)

>>1062046
bruh…

No. 1062263

>>1062256
damn I wish i was the moid for once

No. 1062308

File: 1644643183001.jpg (83.56 KB, 736x736, df986e3a6e755844dfa602f898cb7a…)

Fergalicious definition

No. 1062374

File: 1644649135920.jpg (43.05 KB, 500x374, ma8f33386afbeca3953c001d4b8616…)

i wanna scream i wanna cry i wanna run i wanna throw things i wanna kick things over i wanna smash a car in i wanna jump i wanna tear things apart i wanna dance i wanna fall over i wanna roll around on the floor i wanna sleep i wanna dream i wanna fuck i wanna spin around i wanna swing on a monkey bar i wanna crawl in mud i wanna laugh i wanna lose my mind i wanna go absolutely batshit insane

No. 1062380

File: 1644649891258.jpeg (120.85 KB, 1080x1187, CD79D00A-5D3F-4DAA-9665-C9B0BE…)

White Kanye

No. 1062387

>>1062380
kevin smith
kanye smith

No. 1062398

>>1062387
Kevin South

No. 1062851

File: 1644684415039.jpg (38.27 KB, 474x461, 45f647r80e9432t34.jpg)


No. 1062854

>>1062380
Looks more middle eastern than white.

No. 1062857

>>1062851
I know this is depiction of how to get up from a chair, but idk wtf the "correct" one is supposed to be

No. 1062859

>>1062851
I need the megan's knees to sit like on the right

No. 1062860

>>1062857
The wrong way is to push your butt out, the right way is to ascend off the chair as if you're floating like the angel you are

No. 1062864

>>1062857
>>1062860
kek i think it's how to sit down

No. 1062870

File: 1644684984819.jpg (395.73 KB, 1242x1395, Tumblr_l_1550887556220932.jpg)

>>1062860
Yet old fat men stick their ass out as they please when sitting and getting up

No. 1062872

File: 1644685237415.jpg (182.99 KB, 800x788, Hans_Holbein_the_Younger_-_The…)

ify ou read this post you'll die within the nex t ten housand years
pass this post along to friends to ride yourself of the curse

No. 1062898

File: 1644686604304.jpg (357.77 KB, 1280x1920, tikatheiggy-3.jpg)

>>1062872
So this is how I lose my immortality. From lolcow of all places.

No. 1062901

>>1059843
Maybe your mom is an octopus

No. 1062906

>>1062872
What's with the stretched out skull png on the floor

No. 1062908

>>1062906
What? Stop making shit up. That or you're seeing things, nonny. There are no stretched out skull.jpgs on no floors. Certainly not irl too.

No. 1062919

File: 1644687488983.jpg (19.81 KB, 442x274, the ambassadors.jpg)

>>1062906
It's really fun actually, it's painted that way intentionally so it jumps out at you if you view it from the side (I think it was made to be displayed on stairs?). This is what it looks like from the side!

No. 1063038

>>1062919
what a cute reminder of our eventual deaths

No. 1063389

File: 1644700477705.jpg (56.92 KB, 500x685, How to kiss properly-1942 Life…)

sorry for the vintage spam but these are funny to me kek. that bottom left pic..

No. 1063397

>>1063389
>>1062851
these r qoot

No. 1063409

File: 1644700918186.jpg (48.2 KB, 450x614, bows.jpg)

>>1063397
ok one more

No. 1063411

>>1063409
hahaha

No. 1063428

>>1063389
I wouldn't mind to be kissed as the bottom left way.

No. 1063450

i find it really pathetic when normie japanese teachers cave to the weebs and add more anime and weeb culture shit to their lessons

No. 1063481

File: 1644705775914.jpeg (47.02 KB, 501x553, 48065704-AACD-47BB-B4E4-A310BB…)

yes nonny

No. 1063486

>>1062919
That's sick

No. 1063519

File: 1644709086805.jpg (381.8 KB, 1025x1280, Tumblr_l_43347719245546.jpg)

Wyd if Lindsay Lohan holds the wrong end of a knife to your neck

No. 1063527

>>1063519
Being stabbed in the neck probably

No. 1063535

>>1063409
lesbian bow placement kek

No. 1063546

>>1063519
Whos the second girl? Shes pretty

No. 1063566

>>1063546
vanessa minnillo

No. 1064359

Pam pam pam, para param
An ana walked up to the lolcow thread, and said to the gals browsing the thread: "Hey!"
Pam pam pam.
"COPE HARDER, FATTY!"
And then she rattled away, rattle rattle rattle, and then she rattled away, rattle rattle rattle, and then she rattled away, rattle rattle rattle. 'Til the very next day!

No. 1064367

>>1064359
A fatty walked up to the celebricows thread
And said to the nonnies, in the thread
Hey! Bombombom..
Rattle rattle, skelly cunt!!

No. 1064369

>>1064367
And then they quarreled away, and then they quarreled away, and then they quarreled away, 'til the very next day!

No. 1064406

File: 1644767531450.gif (629.95 KB, 755x830, 65e4y39u096w542a357.gif)


No. 1064408

File: 1644767598920.gif (874.94 KB, 470x200, 5.gif)


No. 1064410

File: 1644767631460.gif (1.06 MB, 825x1055, sparkle.gif)


No. 1064413

File: 1644767672359.gif (335.79 KB, 235x211, Od1n2NR.gif)

>when anon talks about her bf

No. 1064414

File: 1644767730630.gif (249.36 KB, 631x512, 558.gif)


No. 1064417

File: 1644767835060.gif (45.36 KB, 200x116, Cn8NoyT.gif)


No. 1064418

File: 1644767877475.gif (146.85 KB, 218x173, mMTPzNH.gif)


No. 1064421

File: 1644767919517.gif (151.37 KB, 607x648, JOoH73v.gif)


No. 1064423

File: 1644767970363.gif (673.63 KB, 720x404, vegan.gif)


No. 1064424

File: 1644768021106.gif (365.35 KB, 755x436, 12.gif)


No. 1064427

File: 1644768067064.gif (69.29 KB, 328x452, zcUOwtc.gif)


No. 1064430

File: 1644768142635.gif (77.01 KB, 220x242, 7.gif)


No. 1064432

File: 1644768192596.gif (1.05 MB, 250x346, 12-T13042718.gif)


No. 1064436

Remember the fluffy club penguin pets that you could take surfing with you? I remember

No. 1064438

File: 1644768288880.gif (4.44 MB, 528x316, 97c654a214e58900.gif)

me entering threads

No. 1064439

File: 1644768344045.jpg (Spoiler Image,59.98 KB, 1280x720, 030.jpg)

>RARE: Super never before seen photo of timothee chalalalamint

No. 1064441

File: 1644768377976.gif (246.71 KB, 1030x518, download (4).gif)


No. 1064442

File: 1644768414013.gif (200.21 KB, 578x698, go herbert go herbert.gif)

Sexy herbert p bear

No. 1064485

File: 1644770031465.gif (1.41 MB, 303x200, 2280AABF-72D5-4036-B1DD-1BA6CF…)


No. 1064498

>>1064485
I love this girl. So in the moment. So unhinged. I hope she's living her best life.

No. 1064509

File: 1644770607385.gif (623.35 KB, 200x150, 54F8E378-6C67-4A4E-B145-7200D1…)

>>1064498
She’s married to this guy

No. 1064517

File: 1644770770045.gif (4.03 MB, 640x524, 363A8FCD-F8B0-4F0E-A841-3F192D…)

>>1064509
They have a son

No. 1064519

File: 1644770813995.gif (2.93 MB, 280x280, sweaty-dancing.gif)

>>1064509
Her side piece

No. 1064520

>>1064441
ya like jazz

No. 1064526

>>1064509
>>1064517
>>1064519
The family matriarch.

No. 1064527

File: 1644771048640.gif (27.74 KB, 100x100, warf_howling.gif)

>>1064441
>aWOOOOOOOOO

No. 1064530

>>1064526
When she dies, her funeral

No. 1064533

>>1064526
Her husband of 50 years

No. 1064539

>>1064530
>>1064533
Fuck yeah!!!

No. 1064546

>>1064519
I like how the guy to the left pats him on the hip as to say “stop gyrating like that!” But he is in another realm

No. 1065091

WE'RE BACK BABES AND MORE RETARDED THAN BEFORE THANKS TO BEING TRAPPED IN G!

No. 1065127

File: 1645551012267.gif (1.15 MB, 267x200, 200.gif)

i cant express how happy i was to see new images on the front page WELCOME BACK /OT/ RETARDS

No. 1065131

>>1065127
YAYAYASTFGJUHDKBHVFN,M I AM SOOOO HAPY HIIII NONAS

No. 1065166

the now-former bunker theme.

No. 1065174

in a way it was kind of our own breakfast club, except we didn't learn anything. except how kirby fucks.

No. 1065175

File: 1645552589912.jpeg (1.16 MB, 1919x1528, 3E8C436F-DFBE-40C3-A934-18859A…)

WE'RE BACK

No. 1065186

>>1065174
Please I’d rather forget that as soon as possible

No. 1066076

File: 1645599352259.jpeg (51.71 KB, 828x440, 48E5F8E7-9E52-40DF-95BB-3AA1C1…)


No. 1066080

File: 1645600032432.png (483.86 KB, 378x720, 273939383o.png)

Wake me up when /m is back

No. 1066089

I just wanna share this

No. 1066170

File: 1645613665036.jpg (118.36 KB, 640x964, 8e3e24e33f5997d7651e1ca48bf660…)

i think i'm going to look like this as an old lady

No. 1066171

>>1066170
She’s pretty

No. 1066210

File: 1645617692146.gif (130.47 KB, 220x305, oh go.gif)

you so groovy baby like a cat getting electrocuted

No. 1066248

File: 1645622038078.jpg (208.68 KB, 720x359, 47978_original.jpg)

Pass the bees

No. 1066270

File: 1645624676220.jpeg (137.41 KB, 1196x828, F4703BCC-65DB-4C91-88AD-1734FE…)


No. 1066293

>>1066248
yes please

No. 1066296

File: 1645626132357.jpeg (260.57 KB, 726x482, 5E804099-246C-4B36-8FBA-4AE49D…)

>>1066248
I… I ate them. I got hungwy….

No. 1066336

File: 1645628074268.png (20.2 KB, 275x218, F67CB871-E029-4396-9AF6-7B07DA…)

my nonny ooh nona
half of my heart is with
my nonny ooh nona

No. 1066611

File: 1645644656685.jpeg (83.94 KB, 1772x912, 3078F2F2-6D5F-44C0-A78A-63F455…)

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No. 1066747

>>1066170
one of the most underrated performances in twin peaks

No. 1066843

>>1066296
no doggo, NOT THE BEES

No. 1066868

File: 1645655950216.gif (3.82 MB, 300x168, 20E29FF3-3585-47DC-AFC4-78CB9A…)


No. 1066912

>>1058346
Have you tried dissolving a spoon of vaporub into a bowl of boiling water then breathing the vapors in with a cloth over your head to trap the heat? It would absolutely fuck you up if your nostrils are half blocked because it's SO effective. But plenty of tears come out too. Every other method that in the past hasn't helped me get the snot out and my nose opened up, this did it.

If you're suffering anyway, maybe try this.

No. 1066953

>>1066912
This sounds like chemical warfare

No. 1066957

Mood board nonnie, come back!

No. 1067018

>>1066953
It's actually an unreleased recipe from the anarchists cookbook

No. 1067024

>>1066953
Nose blocked? No problem! Simply dissolve a spoonful of ammonia in some bleach and take a deep whiff

No. 1067040

>>1067024
um but this would work too?

No. 1067069

File: 1645665502866.jpg (242.58 KB, 951x1500, cowboy.jpg)

I wanan be a cowboy giddyup

No. 1067090

>>1066868
I love this gif

No. 1067099

File: 1645666714759.jpg (88.99 KB, 736x946, Tumblr_l_198642772217035.jpg)

What's she playing, ladies?

No. 1067101

>>1067099
Cha Cha slide

No. 1067106

>>1067099
Demon summoning subliminals.

No. 1067126

>>1067099
>♪My pussy lips visible like I'm H to the Izzo
>Shorty telling me my pussy fat like Lizzo
>All these bitches is zeroes, still not a DeNiro
>I'm high like Sharon Stone in Casino
>I'm the don diva, all these bitches is small fries
>When I come through, yes, all these bitches they gon' hide

No. 1067137

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>>1067099
You reposted in the wrong dimadome.

No. 1067146

File: 1645669365853.jpeg (201.84 KB, 620x827, F721CFDC-5A89-49AB-8478-E3A392…)

dropped toothpaste, what should I name it

No. 1067154

>>1067146
Bibbithy Bop

No. 1067157


No. 1067166

File: 1645670312112.jpg (44.27 KB, 717x848, 0e84ac2b649e9d6b2b8845a40efdf4…)

OO AA

No. 1067250

>>1067099
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONE

No. 1067339

File: 1645683994646.jpg (1.52 MB, 1240x1754, rena.jpg)

Rena is the only valid anime girl.
>fixes problems through violence/murder
>certified schizo
>og tinfoiler
>matches scrote strength
>has all the good qualities of women
>can ride a bike (I can't)

No. 1067351

File: 1645686014432.jpg (217.54 KB, 1080x1472, 20220224_015739.jpg)

Wish and AliExpress adds on Facebook never cease to amaze me. If only sissy coomers were actually fit like that, there wouldn't be sissy coomers.

No. 1067507

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>>1067339
these two should have unionized

No. 1067659

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The Russian army sure moves fast.

No. 1067666

>>1067146
Pick Bibbithy bop doug up

No. 1067698

>>1067351
There was a male lingerie site that launched in my country a couple years ago selling shit like this and I remember the guy who ran the site went to newspapers and news sites to get free advertising by talking about it as if it's some social issue he's tackling 'breaking down the stigma of men wearing lingerie' 'many men are stuck buying female lingerie that doesn't fit them well' 'muh hard life being a xdresser'

I couldn't care if a guy does this in his own bedroom and I'm not the one stuck tolerating it but.. this guy kept referencing how men love wearing lingerie to the office and feeling sexy in their secret lacy gear underneath their work suit.. like fuck off dragging unsuspecting strangers into your fantasy

No. 1067882

>>1067509
absolutely CORRECT nonny

No. 1067953

>>1063409
Honestly say what you like but my socially inept ass wishes this was a thing for everyone, with different things indicating different things baout you, like when gay men would have different coloured hankies to indicate what flavor of degenerate they are.

Like you had a certain hair clip to say you wanted to make friends, or that you like plants or have peaked or whatever. This is very biased to me ofc and with human nature would never work but I can dream because it would make things SO MUCH easier.

No. 1068580

I'M THE POL POT OF MOID EXTERMINATION (COW)

No. 1068734

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No. 1068755

How the imaginary fights i have in my head would sound out loud

No. 1068786

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>>1067953
Absolute autismo but I wish I could have the Sims diamond above my head and it would signal when/when I wouldn't want to talk to people bc sometimes I want to make small conversation at the grocery store and sometimes I want to say fuck off without talking

No. 1068939

>>1068786
It’s understandable that you want to be understood, but alpha females actually hiss when they want to be left alone.

No. 1069018

File: 1645759286709.gif (1.66 MB, 320x320, flirty-anger-management.gif)

Look at me and tell me the truth, what do you do when people don't know what we go through?
They see my blonde hair, blue eyes and class but they don't know I have a really big heart
Don't get me wrong, I know that I'm hot, but textbook perfection really takes a lot
Weird guys call my phone and girls call me names but like Miley said, "I can't be tamed"

No. 1069021

I hope I get a reply to a message from someone I have a crush on over the weekend. in the name of the father, son, and holy nonna hallelujah amen

No. 1069032

>>1068755
Im ROSEMARY and i know how to use a cum piss!!!111

No. 1069065

>>1069032
Are you sure?

No. 1069079

File: 1645768648337.jpg (46.84 KB, 474x410, downloadfile-5.jpg)

who else feels this rn

No. 1069083

I hope I get reincarnated into Adam driver’s colonoscopy probe

No. 1069084

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No. 1069090


No. 1070470

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No. 1070475


No. 1070477

>>1067339
>hates her mother
>murders a whore instead of calling out her dumbass father
>pedophile
>tradwife
Rena is a pick me

No. 1070481

File: 1645834890785.jpg (36.97 KB, 570x515, 1644228328923.jpg)


No. 1070491

I think it’s funny how TiFs are always the ones cancelling the things that gave them joy.
>Harry potter
>Anime gay porn comics
>Japanese comics with pretty guys
>Dating simulators
>Roleplaying
>Fanfiction
>Fanartists
And so much more, like, they’re the only ones trying to cancel them and ban them.
But it’s okay for TiMs to read about anime little girls getting raped and murdered because it gives them boners, they can play visual novels, retweet drawn gore and even real gore, tweet about their violent sexual fantasies, write violent shit, groom children and that’s somehow okay.

No. 1070516

>>1070491
> retweet drawn gore and even real gore
Ive seen tifs retweet gore of anime girls too. Weird how that is okay but yaoi is EVIl even though the majority of them watch it secretly.

No. 1070518

>>1070491
Self-flagellation. It’s a religious cult.

No. 1070554

Did- did I just saw the kpop dog guy gif but with putin's face on the front page…?

No. 1070557

>>1070554
You just saw history being made, several of us are planning to spam it at russian media and politicians, when tucker Carlson does a 30 second segment on it you can thank that anon

No. 1070559

>>1070557
n-nonny what are you talking about? I am very scared

No. 1070560

File: 1645837681009.gif (3.14 MB, 926x960, 1c34ad300d73e9541d5e73e2b320f7…)

who up feeling groovy & hungry rn

No. 1070563

>>1070557
Please don't putin will expose us all and have our most shameless posts shown to everyone we love reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No. 1070564

>>1070560
Me when I have to pee real bad

(Like right now)

No. 1070568

>>1070491
Self hate kek

No. 1070600

File: 1645839583505.jpg (44.59 KB, 750x304, Tumblr_l_115174860534917.jpg)

Would you eat dinner with them

No. 1070606

>>1070600
My table manners are terrible, so no

No. 1070609

File: 1645840004575.jpg (17.47 KB, 500x491, Tumblr_l_359899506439791.jpg)

A man's place is in the kitchen

No. 1070617

>>1070609
A man’s place is in hell

No. 1070620

>>1070600
only if they pay

No. 1070623

>>1070620
Nta but what are you talking about nonnie they’re at home its a free homecooked meal

No. 1070624

File: 1645841407151.gif (8.07 MB, 200x354, 59D55E65-6CCB-4C76-8177-FF606F…)

Grrrrrrrrr grrrrrrr

No. 1070640

File: 1645844043046.jpg (34.69 KB, 639x530, Matrix animal style.jpg)

>>1070624
silence

No. 1070652

File: 1645846230734.gif (2.03 MB, 243x300, 078D5036-85EA-4523-A1B6-22791C…)


No. 1070682

File: 1645849454930.gif (360.48 KB, 500x281, 4F58F107-BD01-4407-A139-F8348D…)

>>1070652
bonks u 1,000 times

No. 1070705

File: 1645850998899.jpg (179.34 KB, 736x981, 4424d86d58dc4377141a1d552748b5…)

Stop fighting guys, please, let's all just eat this melón together

No. 1070708

File: 1645851453414.jpeg (572.13 KB, 1800x1104, 30B4447F-0CFF-4AB8-857E-0F5EE4…)

>>1070705
You’re right

No. 1070709

File: 1645852188765.jpg (81.37 KB, 736x736, ee773c0a81db54f5789c98b33a1376…)

I wanna plushie. Post cute plushes I'll randomly select which one to get

No. 1070714

File: 1645852777159.jpg (18.27 KB, 275x206, 1645822267590.jpg)

>>1070709
This cat plush

No. 1070716

File: 1645853297502.jpeg (245.15 KB, 1000x1000, 34AD478A-386C-483B-8D33-2E0F1C…)

>>1070709
Lobster in a sweater from Jellycat

No. 1070721

File: 1645853949609.jpg (141.27 KB, 600x600, squish_plague_doctor_15.jpg)


No. 1070745

File: 1645855533167.jpg (122.78 KB, 1920x2400, Croconana_Front.progressive.jp…)


No. 1070752

>>1070745
nayrt, omg anon I have this plush and it is so cute. I got it at a con years ago and it's huge!

No. 1070788

File: 1645860945837.jpeg (42.71 KB, 700x467, 222B33DE-4388-4F4E-8C00-3205C4…)


No. 1070789

File: 1645861009607.jpeg (308.54 KB, 740x1473, A4828C77-7560-4501-A67F-E82E26…)


No. 1070793

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No. 1070833

>>1070789
Can I have aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh crohns with arthritis on the side

No. 1070834

>>1070788
I love her

No. 1071273

>>1070789
I would like to return my depression please

No. 1071570

>>1070789
This store sucks

No. 1071592

File: 1645898694224.jpeg (80.57 KB, 580x500, EFE951BD-D6AA-4FB7-80B2-0AFE4B…)


No. 1071596

>>1070789
I want some covid and asthma please, don’t shake it, stir it, a-and don’t forget to add some extra depression.

No. 1071598

File: 1645898947610.jpg (279.23 KB, 2048x2048, big.jpg)


No. 1071602

File: 1645899056136.png (973.37 KB, 1360x576, 14AA547E-C499-4F46-9E25-A93E3C…)

The legend is back and hentai sellers are pissed

No. 1071769

File: 1645906056908.png (689.25 KB, 1118x596, Wacky_Dawg.png)


No. 1071774

File: 1645906267998.jpeg (355.31 KB, 2048x1730, C3DeY8eWQAA5TJn.jpeg)


No. 1071780

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No. 1071783

File: 1645906907358.png (585.24 KB, 600x600, A49E6A14-5AC5-4A6B-8B5A-ADB703…)

Hmm do i have a plushie picture on my phone
Yes i did

No. 1071792

File: 1645907390163.jpg (211.12 KB, 1068x1500, 1644267947094.jpg)

>>1070709
I want to decorate my computer setup with this lil guy.
>>1071592
Where can I buy these???

No. 1071813

File: 1645908154216.jpeg (37.43 KB, 500x496, 95a2ef0383de2a42a4172d589fe6c1…)

sum times deez corporations do be coming thru frfr one hunnit:;; ya kno me i aint got no frans, no one to talk to ya kno ya feel me? aint no one out there hittin up my line tellin me ta hang and all dat good shit ya hear? so its ma birthday, and man starbucks really do be a real one. They really do be the only ones out there givin ME a birthday present. and GODAUYM starbucks really do be my only friend out there. You know i be hittin up starbucks getting MY FREE VENTI DRANK on my mf berthday from da real homie starbucks. AND YOU KNOW that shit cost like $10 ova here. I really do appreciate you starbz sheesh makin me all blushy and shii makin me twirl my hair around my finger and giggle typa shii;;; they be the only ones out here makin ME feel special n shii;; anyways all im here to say is that starbz is a real one no goat no cap;;;

No. 1071834

File: 1645908817732.png (2.13 MB, 1140x1140, Untitled.png)

will you help him?

y/n

No. 1071865

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No. 1071868

>>1071865
*life quack

No. 1071880

>>1070714
idk who he is but keep seeing him around the farms
>>1070716
Cute! Makes me want to knit turtlenecks for my other plush
>>1070721
would have been good to have for 2020
>>1070788
shaped like a friend
>>1071774
Oohhh I like this one, reminds me of the coelacanth plush I was eyeing for a long time

No. 1072270

File: 1645930464490.png (233.8 KB, 619x294, EK84_myU0AM2hzo.png)

>>1071880
It's Ogata Hyakunosuke from Golden Kamuy. He's canonically coded like a cat without being a full blown catboy. Also a sniper with daddy issues and a plethora more of mental illnesses. If you can stomach gore and crazy shit, I highly recommend the manga. Also a great husbando finder

No. 1072273

File: 1645930698683.jpg (98.78 KB, 1080x1608, Tumblr_l_403551775507775.jpg)

Gay ass nigga

No. 1072286

File: 1645932050608.png (1.18 MB, 1280x1280, lilalu-quietscheente-notarzt-e…)

>>1071868
quacks doctorately

No. 1072308

File: 1645935262513.jpeg (31.35 KB, 236x431, 60281DF9-B789-4090-BA2A-B824A2…)

Yayyy

No. 1072310

I’d like a friend.

No. 1072311

>>1072310
hi friend

No. 1072318

File: 1645936712959.jpg (7.58 KB, 250x250, tumblr_7d237aac17be51a6c86fe9e…)

>>1072311
D-do you want to come over and watch anime? Or if you aren't into that we could watch something else on my Netflix account.

No. 1072326

>>1071880
I bought that one for a friend. Very nice and soft, would recommend

No. 1072357

>>1072318
Just so long as we don't watch anime on Netflix I'm happy friend.

No. 1072359

>>1072318
albeit if its black butler, naruto, or one piece zoro cosplay i might reconsider

No. 1072464

File: 1645955598043.png (100.59 KB, 750x299, i_hate_men_so_much.png)

I was thinking about the original meme and this came to me like some sort of prophetic vision. Any idea how I could improve it kek ?

No. 1073074

File: 1645979327305.jpeg (128.32 KB, 1080x1080, 2C7F6240-80C6-4082-B3BD-90BC64…)

>>1072357
that’s doable! i can make us some coffee and snacks. lmk if you want me to pick up anything specific from the store.

No. 1073109

>>1072464
I wonder what song they commented on

No. 1073127

>>1072464
Its pretty good but not usable outside of this site

No. 1073216

File: 1645983080321.jpg (61.66 KB, 640x1019, Tumblr_l_403487970549101.jpg)

Would you help him y/n

No. 1073221

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No. 1073223

>>1073216
Well, as long as he doesn’t lose his head because I’m sure he must give some amazing head you could say that I would indeed help him because I don’t want him to lose his head over this and I honestly hope he fall head over heels for me.

No. 1073246

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No. 1073256

>>1073216
naaaa knowing him, he can still help himself

No. 1073292

>>1073223
I love you

No. 1073353

>>1073216
The nonnies on fujochan are gonna love this

No. 1073539

File: 1645988819295.jpg (128.64 KB, 1125x1101, lynch_my_son.jpg)


No. 1074112

File: 1646004214360.png (436.75 KB, 518x456, 71.png)

I want to eat pie, but I have to finish the cake first someone please help

No. 1074313

File: 1646011961355.jpg (45.89 KB, 576x1024, 1645999812755.jpg)

Would you answer him y/n

No. 1074322

>>1074313
I would pick up and then immediately hang up after he said the first word.

No. 1074324

>>1074313
Yes and I will fart in the receiver

No. 1074428

I drew fan art for a cow, but I can't post it anywhere. Feels sad

No. 1074430

>>1074428
Post it here you silly goose

No. 1074434

hyuck. what non above said

No. 1074440

i know the science that proves that trans people are more likely to become pedophoiles/serial killer is somewhere out there please publish your paper

No. 1074449

File: 1646021455663.png (Spoiler Image,77.41 KB, 555x618, lucindaa.png)

>>1074430
>>1074434
Ok anons, thanks
It's Lucinda

No. 1074476


No. 1074571

File: 1646029797170.jpeg (87.38 KB, 620x460, A3164657-D450-4DCB-B8CC-FD2CA7…)

here my cat

No. 1074621

>>1074449
super adorable annonita

No. 1074665

File: 1646039992063.png (1.64 MB, 1014x774, unknown (3).png)


No. 1074839

>>1074571
You mean your cot

No. 1075645

Bumping to bury the cp in the catalogue

No. 1075655

>>1074313
Good ol 2018 int memes truly a golden time

No. 1075773

My coochie once again smells like rusting iron

No. 1075919

>>1074112
I never this damn sad

No. 1076381

File: 1646086098117.jpeg (113.27 KB, 828x614, 16EC8391-7942-4A23-8017-E78AF5…)

>>1074839
yeah this my cot. she has undergone a transformation….

No. 1076719

>>1076381
this could be made into nice dadaist art

No. 1076720

File: 1646097290140.png (156.46 KB, 267x619, Capture.PNG)


No. 1076746

>>1075773
menstruating queen

No. 1076829

>>1076381
I know aphex twin when I see it

No. 1076831

File: 1646104403105.jpg (295.58 KB, 522x386, Tumblr_l_610892754913575.jpg)

Might fuck around and babushka post

No. 1076837

>>1076831
Please do!

No. 1076842

File: 1646104872343.jpg (113.24 KB, 735x413, a1e982fc7a11a28d200a9a51cc3b99…)

What thread are they looking at

No. 1076845

>>1076831
this photo is so cute and sweet

No. 1076846

>>1076842
Celebricows

No. 1076849

File: 1646105219079.jpg (70.87 KB, 500x499, 55c6a74451f43a8106d643559366f9…)

Me and the nonnies on Lolcow.gov in 2070

No. 1076860

File: 1646105964382.jpg (83.21 KB, 821x900, babushkats.jpg)

I want to be a babushka when I'm old, but I'm not Russian so there goes my dream…

No. 1076861

File: 1646106196258.jpg (32.68 KB, 612x408, old_turkish_woman.jpg)

>>1076860
anon all Caucasian women around the world have the potential to be babushka

No. 1076866

File: 1646106834859.jpg (79.16 KB, 700x1006, sheprotecc.jpg)

>>1076861
My dream it can be realized, thank you anon I'm relieved.

No. 1076867

LOVE LICORICE PERFUMES. HATE LICORICE. YES I AM A FAKE FAN. NO I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE. FUCK YOU.

No. 1076868

>>1076867
Wow, you think you know the fucking userbase

No. 1076869

File: 1646107115356.jpg (50.61 KB, 720x720, Tumblr_l_3327803985083.jpg)

>>1076867
I don't know what youre yelling about, BUT I WILL JOIN YOU

No. 1076870

File: 1646107191600.jpg (30.93 KB, 563x596, 645646545.jpg)

>>1076842
this very thread

No. 1077030

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No. 1077044

>>1077030
I laughed myself to tears when I first read that comment and its replies, memories

No. 1077045

File: 1646117724605.jpg (97.15 KB, 735x720, 60b08266b873edc050c084997a66e7…)

c h o m k

No. 1077922

File: 1646156819797.jpeg (131.54 KB, 827x609, ADAEEF1E-6B8E-45EB-9A7B-105B08…)

what tha hell

No. 1077926

>>1077045
P E E G

No. 1077940

>>1077926 samefag
>>1077045
Guinea pigs are shaped much like Peter Griffin

No. 1077949

File: 1646157489365.png (145.21 KB, 256x256, fear.png)

Look I wrote "fear" into neuralblender

No. 1077950

>>1077940
don't SAY that anon

No. 1077965

File: 1646157796806.jpeg (228.9 KB, 1242x1026, 5BAF5556-2055-43EC-817B-55C0F1…)

>>1077940
Sorry nonnie but
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
DON’T RUIN THEM
AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA

No. 1078406

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No. 1078414

File: 1646167053649.jpg (75.86 KB, 540x405, 0796d8cdb100b88f5c5_60813f0e_5…)

fsfazrhesggrgrsehbh

No. 1078616

File: 1646174091833.jpg (51.21 KB, 960x960, 1634139373555.jpg)

>>1057266
I'm this close to going back to heroin I need a hug

No. 1078625

>>1078616
nonnie please don't. i know anonymous words are practically useless but please do not give in.

No. 1078629

>>1078625
I just feel so weak anon, I've been sober for almost 5 years but lately things have been rough

No. 1078635

File: 1646174918424.gif (1.68 MB, 640x598, fd6c079e840fb1fe34e91856bb5d2b…)

>>1078629
i'm sorry anon. i wish i could give you a hug rn. i do not know what it is like to be in your shoes, but i can tell that there is a lot of pain. i sincerely, honestly, genuinely wish you the very, very best. what's been so hard for you? what makes this time different from other hard times?

No. 1078651

File: 1646175303172.jpg (264.54 KB, 1000x750, cathug.jpg)

>>1078635
thank you anon you are very kind.
I'll try not to be too specific but one of my siblings committed suicide in my parent's home and they found him, and it has been tough on the entire family. We are a blue collar family and monetarily we struggled to pay for the funerary expenses so I moved back home to give my rent money to help but is all so sad, I'm sad anon.
Thank you for your hug.

No. 1078688

File: 1646176757635.gif (548.65 KB, 220x165, cat-love.gif)

>>1078651
different anon, but I send my love to you, please stay safe nonnie. It may seem dark right now but there is always good on the horizon, I hope you and your family can give them the send off you want.

No. 1078689

>>1078651
i'm so sorry. i understand now. the hurt and grief must be unbearable, i'm so, so sorry you and your family are going through this. please be good to yourself, nonnie. don't neglect yourself during this time. you do not deserve more troubles down the road. i wish i could give you a hug. hope this isn't weird but i'm keeping you in my thoughts and i am wishing you the very, very best. i am wishing you and your family peace and health and safety. i really hope that you can stick out the pain and stay away from heroin, you deserve good things, nonnie. you deserve a healthy body and a good life.

No. 1078698

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>>1078688
>>1078689
Thank you so much both of you, now I feel silly having to out myself on LC of all places KEK. But I do appreciate your words and thank you so much for having me in your prayers, a good outcome of this tragedy is that our family is more together than ever so I'll try to focus on that.
Once again thank you both. <3

No. 1078711

File: 1646177679051.jpeg (71.27 KB, 1300x958, 991DCA07-78EA-4150-AF1A-185CBB…)

Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't talkin!

No. 1078766

File: 1646179933673.jpg (36.34 KB, 558x474, a1fc97d7-97af-42f9-94a3-b03047…)

when he's reaady for the succ

No. 1078769

>>1078766
what is that?

No. 1078770

>>1078769
encanto lmao

No. 1078772

File: 1646180153161.png (60.21 KB, 488x235, Ko.PNG)

This made me think of Ko-chan

No. 1078784

is anyone else getting kind of turned on by all these redtext lately. like yes janny sweep me harder

No. 1078793


No. 1078808

File: 1646182217132.jpg (110.91 KB, 735x774, fc4a439968f27a4db749ccd1eda36a…)

>/m/ is still kill

I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE FIX the sight I'm begging for you please give me

No. 1078824

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No. 1078828

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No. 1078840

File: 1646184735678.jpeg (14.3 KB, 275x271, 1645220343685.jpeg)

watashi wa scared of my own thoughts desu

No. 1078842

>>1078840
Hello scared of my own thoughts.

No. 1078844

File: 1646185110992.gif (3.98 MB, 435x290, 1645990567533.gif)

>>1078840
自分の思想が怖いんだ

No. 1078846

File: 1646185194840.jpg (7.18 KB, 256x256, 36e0f0170368bb423ebc910088bc02…)

>>1078840
>inhales

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 1078852

LETS GOOOOOOOO

No. 1078853

>>1078840
Me until I stopped reading the tinfoil thread

No. 1078857

>>1078853
do you think if i start thinkng about gay porn all day the CIA agent in charge of monitoring my thoughts will either get grossed out and stop or become gay himself?

No. 1078859

>>1078857
How do you know it wasn't the CIA who put those thoughts there? Can you tell where your thoughts originate, or do they just show up in your mind? Think about it…

No. 1078860

File: 1646186251485.jpg (95.16 KB, 700x1050, 8cf3f772d5865a4e26e1f5cc4c65d5…)

>>1078857
The CIA is the reason you're a fujo in the first place

No. 1078861

File: 1646186395274.png (8.98 KB, 200x219, 1645673229424.png)

>>1078859
>Think about it.

No. 1078862

>>1078857
He is already gay.

No. 1078866

>>1078861
Sister, may I save this image

No. 1078868

>>1078866
I SAVED IT WITHOUT ASKING AND I AM NOT SORRY. FUCK NONNIES SAVE PICTURES.

No. 1078874

File: 1646186907174.jpeg (10.5 KB, 229x275, 1646003353648.jpeg)

>>1078868
you are forgiven. but i will never forget. similar to 9/11.

No. 1078879

File: 1646187341830.jpg (93.85 KB, 720x898, d3d51e3e147a36b151de0ca565bb29…)


No. 1078881

>>1078879
bacchio chiucking oil omfg

No. 1078891

File: 1646188183236.jpeg (520.8 KB, 1000x1000, FMzxOf9WQAU2ilh.jpeg)

Comaeda-chan bait

No. 1078896

File: 1646188878799.jpeg (164.66 KB, 640x960, BE9B0859-ACEC-4435-AF01-434817…)

which will be the lucky onoun

No. 1078901

I am gonna leave lc for a while but I would rather tell this thread. I don't want to go on any "social" websites for a while, it's not good for my mind. When I come back I'm sure I will post in the new version of this thread.

No. 1078905

File: 1646189484347.jpeg (92.92 KB, 828x341, 84CB2756-5E4A-4E99-9921-23E714…)


No. 1078924

>>1078905
Leo has never made a single sex partner cum

No. 1078926

>>1078924
I don't even need a source for this, I have eyes and a working intuition.

No. 1078927

File: 1646191166039.jpg (155.23 KB, 1080x909, IMG_20220302_001206.jpg)

I read on a thread that the former porn star from euphoria just now learns that her lips could be upsetting for some people and I wonder how high she is honestly, I found this on a random memepage from latam, meaning that's all she's know for, to be mocked at her shock feature.
It makes me sad

No. 1078938

>>1057266
Arf arf arf! Woof woof woof!

No. 1079022

>>1078926
headphones dino bones

No. 1079025

File: 1646198427628.jpeg (93.03 KB, 750x1061, 8AB76C91-B8B3-45DA-ADF6-DBCACD…)


No. 1079029

File: 1646198663890.jpeg (96.32 KB, 747x798, CAEB29A5-AA4D-4AA0-82C1-2E1F86…)


No. 1079031

File: 1646198798109.jpeg (Spoiler Image,128 KB, 750x1181, 65705B43-0EE0-4A62-8B01-8BE6DF…)


No. 1079035

>>1079031
6/10 in Britain

No. 1079042

File: 1646199709107.png (107.25 KB, 400x400, 1593328620490.png)

Bae I picked up that new bubble bath you wanted

No. 1079045


No. 1079076

File: 1646204658022.jpg (573.45 KB, 2048x1536, FMZEQR4X0AIoAKD.jpg)

You've been visited by the Slime Mold of Fortune. You don't need to do anything. It's already too late.

No. 1079095

>>1079076
This looks likeFry Guys made out of Twizzlers.

No. 1079148

File: 1646210832437.jpg (279.71 KB, 1439x1080, Yuh.jpg)


No. 1079150

>>1078896
You fucking regard it’s spelt oinono

No. 1079177

>>1079148
Good, keep them contained

No. 1079190

Santa’s tired he’s a grump
work all night he needs a bump
do that bump up your rump
burumpumpumbum

No. 1079334

File: 1646225159331.gif (257.79 KB, 120x90, 491CDF1B-A5E6-468A-A897-8CCA17…)

I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

No. 1079350

>>1078881
You dummyhead it's "abbachio's special tea" (piss)
>>1078896
lucky nonnieon

No. 1079924

File: 1646242454003.jpeg (273.83 KB, 921x1162, 0E6929E6-6143-4C8D-87DC-1F3BA2…)


No. 1080371

File: 1646255917073.jpeg (34.72 KB, 828x672, 5D38500E-C68E-46A4-8F38-5BCAC6…)


No. 1080380

>>1079042
>plebberry

No. 1080381

File: 1646256172939.gif (8.63 KB, 130x51, 264597vrpj5q64ed.gif)


No. 1080384

File: 1646256269586.gif (268.6 KB, 363x85, 2903479dhi7rkusld.gif)

Alright here me out;
dinosaur shaped bagels.

No. 1080411

File: 1646257148898.webm (3.8 MB, 378x360, 1643156296175.webm)

Now tell me, would you let a fellow farmer live in your attic? I'm really clean and quiet I promise!

No. 1080419

>>1080411
That reminds me of my cat she was in the basement and meowing and meowing and meowing at a small hole up in the wall. So I lifted her up and she jumped right into the hole and I freaked out because she wouldn't come out

No. 1080422

File: 1646257588878.jpg (45.87 KB, 540x303, 8b4e88ae05bc3_9918fbd7_540.jpg)

my favorite color is blood

No. 1080429

>>1080411
1000000000%

No. 1080440

Ye ever take a shit so big you feel dizzy afterwards

No. 1080447

File: 1646258919592.jpg (40.51 KB, 720x960, busbuaO.jpg)

>>1080429
thanks nonnie, I appreciate it!

No. 1080499

File: 1646262331165.jpeg (89.79 KB, 939x884, 155E652C-5102-459A-ABBF-D85AC6…)


No. 1080513

File: 1646262844801.png (766.53 KB, 773x1014, my-image.png)

Dont @ me

No. 1080514

>>1080513
am about to throw hands about that date opinion of yours anon

No. 1080530

>>1080513
this is so embarrassing for you

No. 1080532

>>1080513
>strawberry not being D
nonnie

No. 1080543

>>1080513
>red apples in s-tier
Clearly you can eat anything, nona. Bless you for your ability to withstand nasty textured fruits. Would share a fruit bowl with/10. You can have all the lychee (they remind me of shrimp) and red apples, but relinquish your rights to honeydew

No. 1080547

File: 1646263667069.jpg (45.48 KB, 540x540, 05f3_eae66150_540.jpg)

>>1080513
>cantaloupe in S
Literal subhuman

No. 1080551

I SAID DONT @ ME STOP @ING ME STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

No. 1080571

File: 1646264225620.jpg (60.23 KB, 784x441, ehoieghioeg.jpg)

aaayy who else wants to have pussy flaps in their mouth right now. I want to lick that dingly dangling clit. I need that wet pussy sliding down my face like a snail after rain. spring sprong here comes my tongue. itadakimasu

No. 1080575

>>1080571
aight im signing out

No. 1080584

File: 1646264599534.png (57.99 KB, 334x270, kjbhbub.png)

just another normal day here in LOLCOR

No. 1080604

File: 1646265005699.jpg (47.29 KB, 720x713, ddc720088d2ea6f87368f6949942e4…)

>>1080584
>LOLCOR

… Don't make me do it don't make me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE fix the sight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

No. 1080613

File: 1646265315554.jpg (69.89 KB, 640x853, pdfvpjpfeef.jpg)

why are cats the most beautiful and blessed animal in this planet??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

No. 1080630

File: 1646265693897.jpg (80.16 KB, 640x640, eccfd44fcf5825edf8ee51dd84acf2…)


No. 1080641

File: 1646265954747.jpg (Spoiler Image,78.37 KB, 453x604, c88750d7f35a_c64aada3_500.jpg)

>>1080613
Because pussy is based

No. 1080647

File: 1646266224531.webm (2.67 MB, 576x720, 8824aaec32448fc6c70c65916d9a63…)

>>1080613
I just want to be a cat, fuck this horrible human life

No. 1080649

>>1080641
Wtf is happening in this photo and why did you post it?

No. 1080677

File: 1646266927055.jpg (50.89 KB, 540x403, tu68e330521c_900a6c87_540.jpg)

>>1080649
she just ate dinner you fool are you blind, do you not see the feathers on the ground

No. 1080684

>>1080677
No I wasn't paying attention to the feathers and trash on the ground I was distracted by the cat covered in blood, homie.

No. 1080807

File: 1646271987352.jpg (99.69 KB, 1024x683, 8449534165_2ea5e43180_o-1024x6…)

Japanese hot spring monkeys look so zen

No. 1081333

>>1080684
The feathers are to trick us the cat obviously feasted on its owner

No. 1081342

File: 1646300870790.gif (6.36 MB, 630x640, 3D12B4A3-1808-45B3-8473-6225AE…)

Nonnie…. Nonnieee waaah wwaaaaqah

No. 1082075

>>1081342
Nonnie…. Nonnie don't… d-don't cry…. waaah wwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhgh

No. 1082086

>>1082075
nonnie…..i….i-i…UWAAAAAAH UWAAAAH!!! WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH

No. 1082132

File: 1646328470589.png (145.17 KB, 512x256, tx_b_n_khajiit_f_h04.png)

Kajit

No. 1082179

File: 1646330601928.jpg (Spoiler Image,61.03 KB, 475x570, hellokitten.jpg)

Hello, Kitten

No. 1082187

>>1082132
Do you have wares???? I have coin!

No. 1082198

File: 1646331042019.jpeg (165.49 KB, 996x1184, A8CE249D-C6FF-4339-A4BF-0F9559…)

uuuueee nonnieeeee !

No. 1082237


No. 1082246

File: 1646332780464.jpg (609.39 KB, 2560x1920, yoga.jpg)


No. 1082247

>>1082246
i want to see the guy in the forbidden gif doing this pose

No. 1082251

>>1082237
There is a playlist on YouTube with 72 videos of Spongebob crying, all posted by the same guy filming his tv/computer screen with his phone.

No. 1082268

>>1082251
He's doing god's work amen

No. 1082762

File: 1646345862028.jpg (54.77 KB, 741x741, ElWd1sNXIAIsHpd.jpg)

I'm going to the store y'all need sum?

No. 1082764

>>1082762
Panini.

No. 1082766

>>1082762
borgar (dimmu borgar)

No. 1082773

File: 1646346109974.jpeg (78.47 KB, 639x797, DF22D75C-1591-4C96-B2E9-8A07A5…)


No. 1082776

>>1082773
NO! NOOOOOOOOO! SAY IT AINT SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO

No. 1082777

>>1082762
1 mental soundness please

No. 1082780

File: 1646346425344.jpeg (23.3 KB, 221x228, 0BCD052D-D807-4430-BC3B-92BAC1…)


No. 1082787


No. 1082792

File: 1646346792145.jpg (22.18 KB, 440x388, 1638474247616.jpg)

'CAUSE WHEN I SEE YOU SOMETHING INSIDE ME BURNS
AND I REALIZE

>Do you?

No. 1082801

File: 1646347125368.jpeg (64.87 KB, 500x503, 06AF5636-3F19-47FF-A854-FB63CE…)


No. 1082804


No. 1082829

File: 1646348212318.jpg (26.81 KB, 564x643, 531d23595cb5a16adb163d01e62050…)

grrr

No. 1082835

File: 1646348348771.jpeg (547.26 KB, 643x890, 6E5F409D-5E9F-4750-85AD-BCD171…)

which one of you bishes is this

No. 1082893

>>1082835
back when Peterson looked human

No. 1082903

File: 1646349782812.jpg (35.02 KB, 563x560, d12015714daeb9af49e7c71157f16a…)

>>1082835
goodnight

No. 1083630

File: 1646367596543.png (66.4 KB, 360x339, Escargoon.png)

this motherfucker is the sole reason of why I'm homophobic towards gay males

No. 1083631

>>1082835
Wtf that is a massive dickprint

No. 1083635

>>1083631
that's his hand

No. 1083662

>>1083659
The first one, easy access to his asshole so when he misbehaves you can put one of those electric rods up there, the ones that kill farm animals (the moid will die)

No. 1083665

File: 1646369494791.gif (886.14 KB, 480x270, 4D9ED218-3DAD-4A82-BF7C-93906C…)


No. 1083669

File: 1646369626382.jpeg (Spoiler Image,9.05 KB, 324x235, 7BF63C5C-01B3-4A77-8EE3-861FE3…)


No. 1083677

File: 1646370387481.jpg (Spoiler Image,13.76 KB, 424x280, adult-caucasian-man-his-early-…)

>>1082246
I've saved too many stock photos of men doing this pose for reference

No. 1083678

>>1083677
Are you a BL artist, anon?

No. 1083683

File: 1646370709308.gif (1.43 MB, 500x280, 4267C299-1C07-49C6-95F5-B91DE8…)

>>1083677
>for reference
Fucking based

No. 1083689

>>1080677
because of this I thought it was gonna be Azealia

No. 1083804

File: 1646378545250.jpeg (151.78 KB, 600x715, 436FEEE5-13C6-45C7-86CE-AF281E…)

this could be us but you infighting

No. 1083806

>>1083804
yeaaaa those are two dudes
id rather be infighting lole

No. 1083810

>>1081342
oh no it's retarded we have to put it down

No. 1083812

File: 1646379153727.png (686.53 KB, 700x700, 46531757-C71D-4497-AC22-61A0C8…)

>>1083806
don'tfallforitdon'tfallforitdon'tfallforitdon'tfallforit

No. 1083824

is Estonia even real or did Kerli make it up for a gimmick

No. 1083826

>>1083824
I know for a fact that Switzerland doesn't exist. It's fake news. It's all a set. All the videos of mountains and meadows are propaganda. Everyone has fallen for it. They are trying to hide a dragon in the hands of Liechtenstein. It's all a smokescreen to distract us from the new world order underway.

No. 1083842

>>1083824
It’s not real. I’ve never been to it so therefore it doesn’t exist and neither does any other country I haven’t been to and you can’t prove me wrong unless you’re willing to present me with physical evidence.

No. 1083848

>>1083824
It hasn't been real since Russia happened.

No. 1083900

>>1082835
This image makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable

No. 1083907

doctor disrespect is kinda hot…

No. 1083939

>>1083907
Maybe. You literally can't see his face.

No. 1084194


No. 1084214

>>1084194
Dang he is cute

No. 1084555

>>1083630
>is in a relationship with a oversized, selfish, mentally stunted, violent, egotistical and childish man
Sounds legit. I do know some people genuinely shipped him with Meta Knight which makes me feel physical whiplash at the thought.

No. 1084720

File: 1646417599692.jpg (67.1 KB, 493x366, white-dog-poo[1].jpg)

if you haven't seen white dog poo, you haven't really lived

No. 1084725

>>1084720
ewwww but why??????

No. 1084795

>>1084720
brings me back

No. 1084818

>>1084720
Where I live I'm always seeing dog poop with a load of like fluffy fungus growing on it.. it's stomach turning every time

No. 1084822

File: 1646421058690.gif (4.79 MB, 498x280, cookie-cookie-monster.gif)


No. 1084823

>>1084822
disgustAng

No. 1084943

It is NOT funny and I did NOT laugh

No. 1084954

>>1084720
What's this and why? I've never seen it

No. 1084959

>>1084954
It means it's dehydrated and been outside for awhile

No. 1085059

>>1084954
Calcium carbonate used to bulk up dogfood, most places have reduced the amount, some anons will have noticed they always saw this, then suddenly dog poo was normal and brown (even when dehydrated, dog poo in countries without this bulking of food do not have dry white dog shite). A calcium imbalance where the animal has far too much calcium can also cause this to a lesser extent. it's almost always food bulking though.

I didn't google this so some of what I said could be worded poorly, but I know for a fact this is 100% the reason why.

t. I know things

No. 1085139

>>1084720
A classic, but now that I think about it I haven't seen it in a while!

No. 1085232

>>1084720
One time I saw white bloody stool at a Wal-Mart

No. 1085265

This song has been stuck in my head for nearly a week now

No. 1085434

yup lets face fcats: my intestines are full of fucking garbage

No. 1086772

File: 1646513226126.gif (749.34 KB, 750x561, tumblr_e4905591de3262af74594fe…)


No. 1086789

File: 1646513846705.jpg (187.94 KB, 760x570, 2D274905752634-spaghetti-burge…)

Would you spaghetti burger?

No. 1086795

>>1086789
I would, looks tasty.

No. 1086798

>>1086789
Yes, I just smoked a joint and that sounds like an excellent idea

No. 1086821

>>1086772
I want to try it too, this post will determine my destiny
>>539873

No. 1086822

>>1086821
My future is better than I could have ever thought. Beautiful

No. 1086876

O my god it's christmas, o my god it's christmas, o my god it's christmas it's christmas it's christmas, O my god it's christmas, o my god it's christmas, o my god it's christmas it's christmas it's christmas, WOO goddamn christmas, holy shit it's christmas, ha ha ha it's christmas, it's christmas, it's christmas it's christmas

No. 1086932

File: 1646522794653.jpg (59.1 KB, 765x1279, tumblr_45f0931203da672b2ca4265…)

>>1083804
babe, I'm right here, let's go!

No. 1087047

File: 1646530115223.jpeg (1.55 MB, 1564x1564, 4240537C-B6DB-45CF-9BEE-63AE40…)


No. 1087061

>>1087047
nOOOOO PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK THIS IS SCARY

No. 1087073

>>1087047
Middle morph is Chris Kattan

No. 1087096

File: 1646535875751.jpg (35.2 KB, 720x703, Tumblr_l_77469377232373.jpg)

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is ari but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 28 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

No. 1087129

File: 1646539711183.jpg (36.96 KB, 597x604, reggie..jpg)

>>1087096
Hi! My name is Reggie! I like guys. I… really like guys. There's just something about them. I like their touch, their smell, their… taste. I like to be taken from behind. (To feel them push their way inside me.) I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me, feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like… Oh, I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

No. 1087135

>>1087129
reggie what disease(s) do you have? apart from homosexuality.

No. 1087137

>>1087135
My mother was a Grey.

No. 1087147

>>1087137
wow! any deep dark family secrets you can share w the girls?

No. 1087159

>>1087073
obligatory what is love reference incoming

No. 1087161

>>1087159
and for some reason I always used to mix chris kattan up with jimmy fallon don't ask me why

No. 1087177

if you're reading this don't fart

No. 1087201

>>1087177
What about sharts?

No. 1088029

Please anons when you want to argue with me just know thatmy brain is injured. Ow.

No. 1088042

>>1087147
>>1088029
This is my cousin.

No. 1088046

>>1088042
Let's go bowling

No. 1088097

File: 1646603025467.jpg (401.77 KB, 1080x1295, 20220307_003359.jpg)

I unfortunately like anime figures. I want to buy and consoom all of my husbando's merch. I will spend all my money on eventual landfill and give Komaeda figures to my grandchildren as inheritence.

No. 1088165

File: 1646606152365.jpeg (277.46 KB, 750x614, 42453E4F-0CC0-4D2B-BE67-912563…)

i miss moodboard anon

No. 1088179

File: 1646606724289.jpg (Spoiler Image,90.44 KB, 697x960, 1646270102862.jpg)

>mfw i realize pirate community is about to die
i cant believe the best sims4 repack became a collateral damage in ukraine-russia war
pic unrelated, i really want to eat chicken nuggets rn

No. 1088188

>>1088179
Not related but I wonder what the next sims 4 pack is gonna be. I bet it'll be something dumb like idk, stylist career! But it'll have the same kind of problems as the dream home decorator (sims dislike and like the same color, sims dislike both feminine and masculine clothing, premade sims want something ooc, you end up not getting paid in most scenarios, etc.) And people are going to shit on it once more. My prediction is that they'll try to release maybe three more packs and then they give up with the sims 4 entirely. Maybe that's too optimistic of me but fingers crossed. End retarded sims blogpost.

No. 1088191

File: 1646607207491.jpeg (22.35 KB, 275x183, 379A70C5-F4BF-42A2-9D84-EECD49…)

But did you get your today’s munchies and crunchies?

No. 1088194

>>1088191
I hate appels

No. 1088199

File: 1646607663317.png (157.2 KB, 333x193, 34328934675546.png)

>>1088191
Oh my god, is this a Black Cauldron reference?

No. 1088204

File: 1646607847884.png (395.95 KB, 430x576, croppedoutthemoid.png)

>>1088194
u dimb
>>1088191
i had a granny smith and it wasnt crunshee or sour so now i have ptsd, couldnt buy an apple for two days now

No. 1088269


No. 1088280

File: 1646612794122.jpeg (183.37 KB, 1280x948, 7967F9D2-B975-42B8-99D6-C34525…)

we need to start passing these out like bibles to women

No. 1088326

File: 1646614823154.jpg (74.49 KB, 620x435, 1ukithK.jpg)

Kuka palaka vos

No. 1088335

>>1088199
Random sperg comment but I remember watching this as a kid and crying my eyes out so so much.

I kept thinking don't do it I can be your friend lmao , good film

No. 1088369

i wish i could read fanfic anymore because ive found a new piece of media to be obsessed with but i have literally not been able to read any fic with sex in it since i started to actually have sex however many years ago. my best friend still reads fic almost daily & i just have no clue how she can find anything so obviously written by virgins to be arousing when you know how things actually work.
then again i think she reads almost exclusively kink fic where the characters dont even get around to penetrative sex…
anyway link me 2 sum nasty batman whump fics ladies

No. 1088373

File: 1646620289045.jpg (63.25 KB, 836x1024, Tumblr_l_289255738915333.jpg)

You are now hungry

No. 1088387

File: 1646621566632.jpg (36.78 KB, 828x833, 2oeymeqipaf81.jpg)

Love him/her so much , I first saw him/her in Shays thread and im not a fan of dogs, but I love her/his face.

No. 1088389

>>1088387
he looks like he smelled sumthing stinky

No. 1088394

>>1088389
Yeah, you
Hihi haha

No. 1088396

File: 1646622573660.png (71.37 KB, 750x725, 5P4rbdO.png)

mfw i tell someone to tag their reader insert shit so i can filter it out and they delete their whole account

No. 1088458

>>1088396
>and they delete their whole account
I would do that, I can’t take any criticism at all, it’s kind of why I never express myself with art.

No. 1088483

I've been listening to pumped up music only today to drown my depression, and it worked, but now I need to physically beat the shit out of a man or else I'll lose my mind

No. 1088513

>>1088458
it wasn't even criticism of their writing i just asked them to tag
don't let criticism discourage you. unless you write reader insert, that shit sux

No. 1088606

>>1088369
>>1088513
youre making me feel bad

No. 1088819

>>1088513
Reader insert is the best tho

No. 1088946

File: 1646665073203.gif (100.33 KB, 39x39, tumblr_34ada21a6ef75e837bb5f17…)

my yeast infection? poppin'
your rotpocket genderfluids? cringe

No. 1088953

File: 1646665415637.jpg (119 KB, 1261x947, Tumblr_l_396043516661628.jpg)

>>1088946
Poppin? Like carbonation?

No. 1088966

>>1088606
if my post about virgins writing fanfic applies to you…. stop writing sex scenes until youve done the deed, simple as

No. 1088990

>>1088369
kek i can't stand fanfic but i always roll my eyes at straight "good sex" scenes in any books i read (granted none of them are steamy) or when i watch a movie because i find PIV sex so incredibly disappointing irl. every once in a while i stumble over f/f or m/m webcomics with sex in them and i can abandon my disbelief, but for m/f it just doesn't work because the real thing is such a letdown with too many disadvantages and risks for women involved.

No. 1089063

>>1088966
but i don't want to touch 3D..i mostly just read it instead of writing tho

No. 1089104

File: 1646673196568.gif (296.25 KB, 222x200, 200.gif)

Men who sleep with men are gay
clap, clap

Men who sleep with men aren't straight

stomp stomp

Idc if "she" has a dick or if "she" got it snipped,

Men who sleep with men are gay

Or bisexualllllllll
jazz hands

(Sing to the tune of "If you are happy and you know it")

No. 1089181

File: 1646675500036.png (93.08 KB, 360x324, ur3_HTE_one_hand.png)

He he holding the robots balls

No. 1089240

>>1088966
Nta and never read or wrote fanfics but I assumed most that did were young and virgins?

No. 1089266

File: 1646678838379.jpg (395.46 KB, 3464x2384, 5635861486.jpg)


No. 1089275

>>1089266
B b bb b based I love this girl please tell me her name.
On a related note I'm going to go make some custom content for the sims 4 so I can make my husbando and live with him. And to anyone who hasn't tried, making sims 4 custom content is pretty easy, if you always wanted to fix that one godawful hair it takes just a few minutes in blender and a few in the whatchamacallit program that makes sims package files. But sims 3 custom content on the other hand… Terror

No. 1089297

I judge anyone who text-yells without the h (aaaa vs AAAHH) and will not be their friend

No. 1089310

>>1089240
i guess if you think about it as being written for virgins then i cant really complain that its written by virgins
i just miss being able to enjoy it

No. 1089353

>>1088369
What exactly is fanfic getting wrong about sex? Asking for a friend

No. 1089446

>>1089353
biggest complaints are positioning that makes no irl sense, lack of prep/lube, poor understanding of how something like anal works/feels

No. 1089552

File: 1646689964498.jpeg (54.13 KB, 509x755, 47DC761D-E667-43FD-B453-20871B…)


No. 1089554

>>1088369
Life hack: stop having sex and go back to reading fanfics, they’re superior to real sex anyways

No. 1089580

>>1089552
I know this is a stupid question but is this pic real?
Is he an actual alien???

No. 1089589

>>1089552
Mmh babeh throw that ayss bACK

No. 1089680

>>1089580
no he's reptilian get it right

No. 1089697

File: 1646695337288.gif (4.57 MB, 640x360, ezgif-5-e6b7f6ae5b.gif)


No. 1089705


No. 1089713

File: 1646695672292.jpeg (19.89 KB, 279x279, A19F2836-00BD-4077-9FE3-7BE8E6…)

>>1089580
it’s real

No. 1089771

>>1089713
What the fuck? Did he troon out?

No. 1089779

>>1089771
That's what men always looked like. Are you okay?

No. 1089786

File: 1646698839194.jpeg (119.39 KB, 749x684, D4026EC9-622E-46F6-AFBF-20AB2B…)

>>1089779
i think anon has never seen a man kek

No. 1089789

>>1089713
damn he looks beautiful here

No. 1089790

File: 1646699276353.jpeg (112.4 KB, 715x928, A74DB52E-7230-4DA6-875C-18FBFE…)


No. 1089792

>>1089786
Who is that beautiful muslima woman next to Kanye?

No. 1089793

>>1089790
fuck all i can think about is how much i want to sink my teeth into that delectable peach. this is what peak male performance looks like.

No. 1089796

File: 1646699794398.jpg (27.79 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>1089779
This??

No. 1089798

File: 1646699862168.jpeg (31.23 KB, 346x450, 1645669053522.jpeg)

>>1089697
I hate this so much.

No. 1089801

File: 1646699890317.jpeg (Spoiler Image,50.44 KB, 600x600, 36D5B30C-133D-4DE5-A029-0673CB…)

>>1089792
Eimaan Kamali

No. 1089803

File: 1646700106693.jpeg (80.94 KB, 700x923, EAA1690B-3345-4A15-BC26-06DEA6…)

>>1089793
Hello this is Markanthony Elliot Zuckerberg I would like to take you up on your offer what is your Meta user? And for extra security so I make sure I am not being fooled may I have your password to confirm your identity? My delectable peach awaits.

No. 1089805

>>1089697
This gif is actually annoying
>>1089792
Kek

No. 1089811

men are cattle and banning porn doesnt do shit because they go and find other ways to release their depravity onto world. we should go with the mainstream and try to counter-brainwash men through women approved porn

No. 1089813

>>1089811
I have an alternative: we simply kill all men

No. 1089814

>>1089813
I'm down with that plan.

No. 1089815

>>1089813
You can't post stuff like that, comments like that are just as bad as millennia of subjugation and torture as well as actual femicide. You may come off as scary and threatening to any males lurking!

No. 1089818

>>1089815
’m so sorryy i d;.ind’t m,.ean it i don’ twaaant to., hu; ,rt any poor.; innocceetn mans fee win sg o h my god maales pl]s offorg,ivve me i was just jokin okk????? i lovei men os muchh they have literally donne nnothi ng wronnng e.v .,err mm en are soo innnoccetn and ppurre #notaa lll,, menn

No. 1089820

>>1089801
Alhamdulillah…

No. 1089828

>>1089697
Can someone faintly overlay the dog boy gif over this

No. 1089829

>>1089446
To be fair with the anal complaints, I thought most m/m readers were women and it was kind of understood that for the purposes of fics, the ass functions as a fantasy yaoi hole. Like no one ever douches and yet no one ever gets shit stuck to their dick either.

>>1089801
Wishing him a safe pregnancy, God bless.

No. 1089831

>>1089828
stop reminding me why I hate the majority of kpop men

No. 1089854

I never really read fanfic but in the past month I've read halo and breaking bad manfucking stories. I didn't want to but I think I get it now…

No. 1089861

>>1089854
Jesse x Walt?

No. 1089866

>>1089861
Yes. I was scandalized yet I could not abandon my post.

No. 1089876

>>1089866
Jesse x Walt is hot as fuck

No. 1089881

File: 1646708894576.jpg (103.64 KB, 731x625, smooth.JPG)

My tummy hurts
am I pragnet

No. 1089884

>>1089881
now I'm eating an Apfel to push the baby out of my belly… please work

No. 1089898

File: 1646710496786.jpg (42.18 KB, 1080x1092, Tumblr_l_360045132130100.jpg)

What you want drink babe

No. 1089903

>>1089884
eat olive oil, potential poop baby. olive oil = poop baby abortion in 4-8hrs

No. 1089904

>>1089898
i'll take a leagamen and hope it kills me quickly

No. 1089908

>>1089829
why would anyone want to read about shitdick. realism is cancer

No. 1089918

>>1089898
In high school my friend made lean and spilled it all over the carpet. Her parents were furious

No. 1089930

>>1089903
Thank you. I am 2 hrs pregnand

No. 1090111

File: 1646724104634.jpeg (164.63 KB, 824x458, 429D3C8F-5C65-41C9-BFFF-1EFECD…)

Me when i’m named Kevin and my dog just died

No. 1090484

I was 8 years when subhuman faghag onlyfans western radfem arab pedophile worshippers

No. 1090487

>>1090484
Romanianon bingo card

No. 1090488

>>1090484
and low iq (c)rappers!

No. 1090529

>>1090484
that's so ugly pakistani men

No. 1090533

Chocobo

No. 1090538

File: 1646750286119.webm (1.63 MB, 720x1280, 1646655181851.webm)

Wtf

No. 1090539


No. 1090540

>>1090538
based tbh

No. 1090608

>>1090538
Street workout

No. 1090669

File: 1646757173385.png (9.47 KB, 346x147, 1470439_8gqAEBL8.png)


No. 1090700

>>1090669
What's this from anon?

No. 1090722


No. 1090834

File: 1646766270125.gif (172.47 KB, 300x200, 200.gif)

Stimulants, uppers (just consume it)
Grinder guy's bussy? (Just consume it)
Orphan tears? (Just consume it)
Not sure what to do? (Just consume it)

Drink it, smoke it, snort it, shoot it
You got one body, you got to use it
Soberness is overrated
Stressed out, overagitated

No. 1090839

File: 1646766449870.gif (1.64 MB, 340x288, 442C67F5-2451-4E28-8445-E837C1…)


No. 1091320

File: 1646785212052.jpg (63.04 KB, 735x703, 47134922e82baa27b9437e01c64922…)

Como se amo
Bonita

No. 1091329

File: 1646785903076.jpeg (67.98 KB, 664x597, F2DA104B-B7D5-46E1-843C-C9FC1A…)

>>1091320
Hola bello

No. 1091334

>>1091329
this looks so much like sh0eonhead's ex

No. 1091338

>>1091334
lmao it does, shregory

No. 1091348

File: 1646787872139.jpg (25.47 KB, 480x320, 13051746_1021931341175645_1159…)

>>1091338
fucking shregory nonny you are a genius

No. 1091353

File: 1646788563984.jpeg (75.32 KB, 750x563, 7E7ADFFE-53E8-4596-A717-686CFC…)


No. 1091359

File: 1646789242222.jpg (Spoiler Image,37.93 KB, 735x465, 9dcbfda9f472e47f3734b58b6b9435…)

Green lovers

No. 1091369

File: 1646790776014.gif (3.9 MB, 498x498, 55701533-EB04-41B2-AE50-86753C…)


No. 1091374

>>1091359
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day kekekeke

No. 1091540

File: 1646806090017.jpg (150.74 KB, 500x703, Tumblr_l_786350985280810.jpg)

>>1091320
>>1091359
Swamp husband best husband

No. 1091620

terrified of life so i'm slouched and pretending that makes me impervious to failure also watching some anime

No. 1091637

>>1091620
I'll raise my Pacific punch monster energy can to that sister!

No. 1091705

>Preminger→yassified Cedric
>Cedric→incelified Preminger
Those are my conclusions

No. 1091886

File: 1646837759344.jpg (17.6 KB, 278x343, tumblr_fd3d5a061c8f7cdab4f2752…)

>>1091705
Uh-huh…

No. 1092001

but does Zelenskyy have transmasc swag

No. 1092031

File: 1646847200313.jpeg (49.84 KB, 708x708, 2EEB3AB0-3D39-4598-91D6-6D2790…)


No. 1092035

>>1092031
he looks good imo

No. 1092046

>>1092035
not with those clown boots

No. 1092156

File: 1646854081825.jpg (89.56 KB, 675x1024, 1643112381382.jpg)

>>1091705
Bruh…..

No. 1092225

File: 1646857166619.jpg (69.5 KB, 700x933, 6218d00a85e4e_22ikt0gaong61__7…)


No. 1092228

>>1092225
Does it vibrate? If so, I want one.

No. 1092234

>>1087137
You know? Thats fucking propaganda. Thats total propaganda. The child of a "grey alien" type and a human would be gorgeous .it is Literally the fae aesthetic princess ethereal spirit everyone was raving about 7 months ago. She would be so cute and blessed with superior intelligence as well as ESP. Everything grimes wishes she was but effortlessly and a grey alien would be a gentle lover by virtue of 1. Not being a human male 2. Not being a human male. In facct the leathery, disgusting representation is scrote propaganda. Take the facts. Large eyes. Small nose. Small mouth. Large head… This is the Epitome of beautiful = youthful features. Incidentally, they enjoy extraordinarily long lives and probably retain a youthful mind. Adding a leathery, wrinky aspect to them is pure typical scrotoid propaganda. They want to make them into monster’s, simply because they are alien… Yet… this beahavior, you may note, is scrotish in essence… It is the gaggle of small boys who revile and torment the dark skinned boy in their class. For the crime of being dark skinned… for all i have witnessed, small girls of no such brutish mind professed interest and admiration to a small dark skinned girl. -They- whill justify this by: men must protect the tribe… this does not justify violence, torture, small mindedness towards all that is different. Throw stones at a sick puppy. Exterminate the cherokee. Hunt white rhinoceri to extinction. A society of women would radiate wisdome and welcome towards alien species; Especially "Grey Aliens". They are guardians of knowledge; it is only logical they would choose to not impart it unto the Global Phallocracy: imagine the fury scrotoids would unleash unto the galaxy: rockets are already penis shaped… It would be endless war… entire planets dedicated to killing for fun. Entire planets dedicated to rape. Violence. No elevation. An intergalactic society of women and aliens would be a boon of health. In fact, the generation that would come of women + Grey Aliens = faeries of legend. Supernatural beings who can communicate by thought… whose minds are never restricted. They see difference, but never hate nor destroy. They would have large eyes like pools of moonlight and diaphanous skin’s. Long limbs, and an intelligence that cannot be stopped in its thirst for spiritual freedom. For preservation that does not rot the mind, and progress that does not rot the body. This is what "Grey Aliens" can give us, but scrotoids are scared of their betters. They are so intimidated, they resort to subtle subterfuge and sabotage of their image to let us believe these are monsters. Funny isn’t it? They did the same thing in countless Jocks Versus Nerds Movies. It is pointless because no one can truly love a brutish and small minded scroid.
I for one welcome our Grey Overlords!!!

No. 1092245

>>1092234
oh my god based schizo

No. 1092259

poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p

No. 1092260

>>1091637
wtf i drunk thAT TODAY ARE YOU ME

No. 1092263

File: 1646858815021.png (5.85 MB, 1537x2444, Pot of Kindness.png)

>>1092234
Anon drew this card

No. 1092270

>>1092234
I was cursed with bad genes. This is really offensive to me.

No. 1092418

File: 1646868210315.gif (11.49 MB, 360x640, alien-selfie.gif)

>>1092234
Yeah baby

No. 1092440

File: 1646869415377.jpg (91.58 KB, 1022x782, I found this pic on google.jpg)

free hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 1092443

>>1092418
unironically marry me

No. 1092448

File: 1646869966280.gif (2.77 MB, 200x350, i have to pee.gif)

Alien booty?

No. 1092497

>>1092263
why is this image so fucking massive

No. 1092514

File: 1646875160251.jpeg (57.61 KB, 640x743, DB5982CD-2E82-4CF9-AE1B-8045F8…)


No. 1092517

>>1092514
Picrel he is cradling my gigantic hanging breasts and wondering how they got so large

No. 1092525

File: 1646875785351.gif (14.82 KB, 140x149, 1866820lwln9ybu5f.gif)


No. 1092530

File: 1646876677850.png (124.31 KB, 500x500, tumblr_o5pf3uMxwv1uu40e9o1_500…)


No. 1092544

File: 1646877268197.gif (383.53 KB, 220x245, F5A51EBE-EA99-4CEC-8ABE-9867C5…)


No. 1092551

File: 1646877616588.jpg (47.89 KB, 800x533, funny-nerd-man-glasses-shorts-…)

>>1083678
mainly a yume artist, but I'll occasionally draw BL too

>>1091705
Then what about Rothbart from Barbie of Swan Lake? Some sort of missing link? We need to make a Venn diagram for this

No. 1092596

File: 1646881375304.jpg (52.45 KB, 794x794, Tumblr_l_196641517149829.jpg)

Got you food babe

No. 1092636

File: 1646883259061.jpg (24.49 KB, 853x360, what is this.jpg)


No. 1092756

File: 1646896291628.jpg (78.1 KB, 1000x669, dance.jpg)

who wants to slow dance to "Pennsylvania Furnace" by Lingua Ignota next to the fountain in the garden with me?

No. 1093011

>>1092756
Me but can we wear shoes in case we step on a sharp rock

No. 1093278

>>1093011
sure thing, I brought some ballet flat shoes in case you got tired of your heels.

No. 1093314

File: 1646944917185.png (171.74 KB, 512x512, f21bf692-20d1-46bc-acb0-356af2…)

vagina

No. 1093326

File: 1646946186676.jpg (106.52 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)

In elementary school one of my friends used to just tie me up with jumprope on a chair and put me in her closet. She did this multiple times, each time I would escape fairly quickly and she'd tie me up again without saying a word. What the fuck?

No. 1093345

File: 1646946891722.jpeg (42 KB, 450x337, 7458CD94-BFA8-410A-8B06-D2CE24…)


No. 1093356

File: 1646947319389.jpeg (291.5 KB, 750x872, 1E3FA202-E52A-4855-88A4-62D223…)


No. 1093365

File: 1646947524846.jpg (27.29 KB, 554x554, no.jpg)

>>1092234
Are you dumb? The fucking greys are fucking violent, them bastards. They enslaved their own, their past is only destruction and eugenics. Alien overlords my anus. I ain't bending to these fuckers. You retards are fucking insane. They come to our planet, brainwash us, they invade our homes, abduct us to be their baby factory (what did they do to their women?) and then we get tards like you defending space pigs. These are basically men from outer space, you trading six for half a dozen are you fucking real? You know whats worse than that? The galactic whatever is doing nothing to defend us. Stop being a retard, leave your hippie ass bullshit in the 60s with fucking ashtar sheran where it fucking belongs you fucking crack head. At this point I swear the men in black are posting in lc. Propaganda my ass, this is what propaganda really is, you retard with your slave mentality "oh my god I wanna be a fucking slave for some pig master", go to hell. This is like the same when south americans go "I wish we were colonized by [insert some white trash euro]" fucking madness.
You want to communicate by thought? Develop a brain first porcine slave.

No. 1093367

>>1093365
Accurate and based. But consider; greys don't come from space, they come from underground.

No. 1093382

>>1093326
where are they now: she's in the /g/ thread for fetishes you're ashamed of

No. 1093404

>>1093382
You joke, but…

No. 1093407

>>1093326
it's true I was the chair

No. 1093409

>>1093326
should have shat in her closet.

No. 1093413

>>1093407
and I was the jumprope

No. 1093422

>>1093413
and I was the feminine urge of silently going with the flow of sexual awakenings

No. 1093423

>>1089803
This picture is staged, in order to 1) shift the blame for his bizarre haircut onto one of his slaves, and 2) (weakly) combat claims that he is an android. I think he is one, so his hair doesn't grow, but he's trying to finagle us out of spreading the truth. Which will never happen for as long as he is actively creating the conditions for the antichrist.

No. 1093438

>>1093422
Please, she was so unhinged she wouldn't even say anything just grab me and tie me up in silence with a scowl.

No. 1093443

>>1093438
this is wild AF anon kek

No. 1093444

>>1093438
>with a scowl
kek, the mental image. but what the fuck? so I'm guessing you tried asking her why, and she didn't answer?

can you tell us more about her, what kind of person she was in general?

No. 1093452

>>1093438
>with a scowl
KEK. Why did you go along with this anon? You say that she didn't say anything, but did you ever try to talk about it?

No. 1093473

>>1093444
She was just weird, some days we'd get along fine and other days she'd invite me over her house and then either tie me up or fall asleep. I even would stand on her but she'd still be "sleeping" I don't know if she was faking it or what. Sometimes she'd just laugh and not stop laughing. One time she huffed keyboard cleaner and said she was a demon, but that was years later. No I didn't really try talking to her about it. Some days she was normal and other days she was weird. It got better once we got older. Now she's some normie I think.
>>1093452
I don't know, she was kind of intimidating I just wanted her to go back to normal so we could do something fun like play mario kart. I also didn't want to just leave because if her parents saw me leaving without her accompanying me to the door as she typically did because it'd be awkward. I don't know we were really young.

No. 1093483

File: 1646954319379.gif (341.64 KB, 500x252, Anime_6ff3f7_6301123.gif)

>>1093473
>I even would stand on her but she'd still be "sleeping" I don't know if she was faking it or what.
this whole story made my day, kids are so weird

No. 1093519

File: 1646956938151.jpg (535.69 KB, 2048x1456, Tumblr_l_123545496355578.jpg)

>psst. Nonny. I know you've been reading those uh…. "Consooming" threads. Just letting you know, don't fall for that propaganda. You know you love us. You love plushies. You want to collect us. You want a plushie army.

No. 1093526

File: 1646957442897.gif (1.63 MB, 320x240, YBjqPK.gif)

inhales

NONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNY

No. 1093539

File: 1646958633920.jpg (73.48 KB, 1079x1321, 1616367653378.jpg)

>>1093473
>One time she huffed keyboard cleaner and said she was a demon, but that was years later.
… I used to lick the blood from my scratched pimples and pretend I was a vampire. I feel like if I knew this girl we'd be unstoppable in our preteen years.

No. 1093543

>>1093526
these are terrifying

No. 1093547

>>1093365
KEK, but this anon is right you know

No. 1093551

File: 1646959197389.gif (803.82 KB, 220x165, doll-children.gif)

Guess who used the search function for the first time on lolcow dot com?

No. 1093554

>>1093551
Bets gif ever Molly is based as fuck

No. 1093556

File: 1646959550645.gif (1.87 MB, 498x313, tenor (1) (1).gif)

>>1093519
I-I do want a plushie army

No. 1093559

File: 1646959791122.jpg (37.97 KB, 333x500, 51urY4iFAcL.jpg)

Finna download this anyone who has any memories of this game will make me happy.
>>"theres a party going down the street,And nobody invited me…"

No. 1093560

File: 1646959962030.jpg (376 KB, 560x500, Tumblr_l_125820193932054.jpg)

Capybara Hot Spring Cheesecake.

Would you destroy this precious ecosystem?

No. 1093561

>>1093539
She acted really normie at school though

No. 1093563

>>1093551
Please no this show terrifies me, remember the episode she pissed herself?

No. 1093564

File: 1646960090214.jpg (42.68 KB, 500x333, 51Gq8Ht0KtL.jpg)


No. 1093571

File: 1646960628570.gif (640.22 KB, 180x239, 2b9.gif)

If you ever stand on my patch
I'll bring you down
I'll bring you down

No. 1093572

>>1093560
No way I'm encasing that baby in resin and using it as a giant paper weight.

No. 1093576

File: 1646960751108.gif (326.77 KB, 500x333, tumblr_1bade7197ebb807a07b3567…)

Totally Spies Mall Brawl was based and I want to play it again right now

No. 1093580

>>1093560
Some lore for this cake

No. 1093598

Fucking break my back

No. 1093600

>>1093598
only if it is through pleasure, like an orgasm or something, otherwise no ily

No. 1093608

>>1093600
Fucking make me scream

No. 1093623

>>1093608
Alright, I'll do my best

No. 1093626

>>1093564
BITCH WHAT IS THIS FROM I KNOW IVE SEEN THIS

No. 1093631

File: 1646965300745.jpg (32.53 KB, 384x256, imaginefas281030.jpg)

>>1093626
Imagine fashion designer New York

No. 1093673

File: 1646968468362.jpg (46.6 KB, 512x512, descargar.jpg)

オロオロHMR

No. 1093676

>>1093673
Madoka is a _ _ _ _ _ _ anime.

No. 1093688

>>1093631
I played this as a kid thank you anon for helping me remember

No. 1093761

File: 1646976797818.jpeg (50.17 KB, 800x797, A06705C9-F280-4BA0-A966-6BB139…)


No. 1093853

File: 1646983931698.jpg (32.1 KB, 590x350, manlet.jpg)

>>1093560
gimme a slice nonnazella

No. 1093911

File: 1646987248639.gif (1.17 MB, 220x173, screaming-cat.gif)

I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

No. 1093932

File: 1646988704533.jpg (437.4 KB, 1179x1233, dzaejplle1f31.jpg)

Sumoflowers

No. 1093935

>>1093932
Nature is amazing

No. 1093936

File: 1646988906890.png (138.08 KB, 257x286, thisguy.png)

>>1093932
tag yourself, im this cheeky fucker

No. 1093947

>>1093911
I love that anon, just would like to find out how did lolcor happen and if she has used text to speech
>you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor
truly iconic

No. 1093956

Having a bad day? Watch this faggots

No. 1093958

File: 1646990502689.jpg (58.31 KB, 260x241, happy_to_be_here.jpg)


No. 1093976

File: 1646992519990.png (74.42 KB, 161x186, hiding.png)

>>1093932
in shame cause too much husbandofagging

No. 1093985

File: 1646993012454.jpeg (183.5 KB, 1000x1620, B4F1AABF-5E88-4C08-AF44-503D2D…)

>>1093932
>tfw no cottagecore sumo bf

No. 1094105

>>1093932
Who are these fuckers? Kim Jong-un’s lost brothers?

No. 1094121

File: 1647007037343.jpeg (632.5 KB, 672x1093, BF1F891B-8770-4985-BB44-7A0543…)

>>1093936
im basking

No. 1094166

Unrealized icon of the 2010s

No. 1094183

File: 1647012275272.webm (2.22 MB, 484x854, 1641924708398.webm)

>>1093560
litteraly the most beautiful cake I have ever seen! fantastic!

>>1093580
I have an even better version nonnie!

No. 1094708

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No. 1094728

Ok I may be in love with an imaginary man but when you think about it aren't we all, (except those who are lesbian but they are in love with an imaginary woman), we all see a few bits of someone's personality and imagine the rest and fall in love with that idea in our head, the only difference is for a real man when you see his whole truth you will be disappointed, and for a made up man whatever you imagine is the whole truth and he will never disappoint you, but you cannot feel and see and touch a made up man so I propose that we promote study of dreams so we can one day choose what we are going to dream of, so we can spend time with our imaginary lovers, then we will be happy

No. 1094731

>>1094728
It would be really cool if there was a machine that lets you experience your dreams like a videogame, I would enjoy getting fucked by my husbandos every night.

No. 1094734

>>1094183
kek i posted this video once in an older shitpost thread and completely forgot about it until now. thanks for bringing it back!

No. 1094735

File: 1647045538997.jpg (52.22 KB, 600x449, screenshot-22_532e0510ddf2b35c…)

>>1094731
Yeah like the bed in the sims 3

No. 1094736

>>1094728
Hell yeah
>>1094735
Double hell yeah

No. 1094740

File: 1647046260983.jpg (100.09 KB, 644x960, Tumblr_l_328627192270001.jpg)

What would you do in this situation

No. 1094743

>>1094740
Use the power of illuminati triangle to escape

No. 1094749

>>1094740
Pft ezpz lemon squeezy, just wait for my harem of hot anime guys and a robot to save me.

No. 1094752

>>1094740
moan obnoxiously

No. 1094755

>>1094740
die, probably

No. 1094756

>>1094740
Probably die

No. 1094759

File: 1647048424945.jpeg (90.71 KB, 581x770, 4EF86014-460F-417F-90E4-BC7CC5…)

is she cute?

No. 1094765

>>1094740
Oh I would definitely jump just to see how deep the abyss is and to experience freefall jumping before being finally from life

No. 1094772

>>1094759
I want to grab its fucking skinny little neck.

No. 1094782

>>1094740
Cry. Scream. Beg for help. Bargain with God. Curl up in a ball and wait to die.

No. 1094783

File: 1647049530676.jpeg (4.48 KB, 201x251, images (3).jpeg)

VINDICATED
I AM SELFISH
I AM WRONG
I AM RIGHT, I SWEAR IM RIGHT
I SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG AND I AM
FLAWED
BUT I AM CLEANING UP SO WELL
I AM SEEING IN ME NOW THE THINGS YOU SWORE YOU SAW YOURSELF

No. 1094785

File: 1647049614142.jpeg (144.26 KB, 828x1098, 5DE337B2-E2B3-49F4-932A-A34326…)


No. 1094787

>>1094740
Throw whatever is in my hand down and hope it hits someone annoying, wait if they call help and if they don't, I'd just fall asleep and then probably into my death, hoping to hit someone who us annoying.

No. 1094792

>>1094785
Start swinging it above my head in circles

No. 1094796

reeeeeee where is everypony and why aren’t they posting on lolcow reeeeeee

No. 1094835


No. 1094863

Peepeepoopoo

No. 1094873

File: 1647057726357.jpg (47.66 KB, 750x937, Tumblr_l_272760981810740.jpg)

>>1094863
Stop that.

No. 1094887

yooooo is that sasuke uzamak of hidden canada village

No. 1094954

>>1094887
That's Kanye West. He is a singer/songwriter.

No. 1094969

>>1094954
he legally changed his name to Ye nona, respecc him

No. 1095142

>>1094969
He won't fuck you, Azealia, stop posting.

No. 1095389

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No. 1095568

File: 1647113743802.png (36.3 KB, 142x116, thisladylovesbeinganonny.png)


No. 1095612

File: 1647116843468.gif (828.81 KB, 230x164, giphy (1).gif)

Twerkle

No. 1095618

File: 1647117183282.jpg (65.21 KB, 720x832, IMG_0282 2.JPG)

This do be how i feel most of the time

No. 1095624

>>1095618
Get out of here with your awful Twitter zoomer slang.

No. 1095630

>>1095389
I saw this earlier are you stalking me

No. 1095633

>>1095618
>>1095624
isn't that how black people talk?

No. 1095634

>>1095624
Damn you do be hatin tho fr

No. 1095636

>>1095624
It do be like it do

No. 1095641

I'm going to say the n word nincompoop

No. 1095676

File: 1647120973528.jpg (844.08 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20220125_200543_jp.…)

Sleeeeeep

No. 1095682

File: 1647121160873.jpeg (207.09 KB, 1242x735, 7BDE3DDD-A501-42C8-9CD8-48D9E0…)


No. 1095719

File: 1647124194159.jpg (62.38 KB, 636x640, 48e13dfba86ace9bd092e1bc0b8aa2…)

im eating lychess but if eels illagel (iÄm vegan)

No. 1095724

>>1095719
What do they taste like? Fle$h?

No. 1095726

I was stressing the fuck out so I decided to watch skincare tiktok compilations and now I'm more fucking sterssed what the fuck is going on

No. 1095729

>>1095724
no they taste like normalf ruits alright, it's just that htey remind me of sea food and i feel ike i'm peeling an urchin

No. 1095752

>>1095729
Okay Lucinda

No. 1095773

>>1095752
like she has the grip strength to peel a fruit

No. 1095787

>>1095726
I watch TikTok compilations to self harm so thanks for the link

No. 1095805

>>1095787
same, no probs nonny

No. 1095929

File: 1647145309470.jpeg (36.57 KB, 454x507, 90D9BA84-D872-4CE1-9FB3-6D3293…)

do you think that we can go to the the go for a bit later on weekend so if you’re not so then we when go out the yeah and you yeah i don’t forget yeah i’m to me lol i’m the soup was a one time one and i and i all the time yeah

No. 1095931

>>1095929
I think that I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence

No. 1095937

File: 1647146220345.jpeg (59.7 KB, 749x1024, 4BB42242-EA47-4648-9CE3-AF60D0…)

>>1095931
so true

No. 1095981

File: 1647153605886.jpg (47.72 KB, 750x711, DnKsltGV4AE4dfX.jpg)

>>1095929
i just lost my shit

No. 1095984

File: 1647153933001.jpeg (53.49 KB, 720x689, 98616781-4E9B-4439-A04A-F3F58B…)

>>1095929
No I don't think I can get them out in a few minutes but I'm still in a nice house but I'm still in a little bit too much but it's okay okay I guess I could do that lol but I'm glad

No. 1096038

File: 1647158648609.jpg (396.38 KB, 1570x1536, 1646796444046.jpg)

gotta thank you all nonnies for helping me peak <3

No. 1096079

File: 1647165248960.jpg (130.31 KB, 1169x1411, FKV31NeXwAMiz2E.jpg)

warned you that I wanted you a great helpmeet, you fuck the chad and you fuck the simp I warned you that I would return here to VAGNIA by my next presence It's snowing wildly in Testicles We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing no sewing You're doing no childbirth You're not using uterus You're not using uterus You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want gender roles to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish sperm, I still feel like I'm back with mommy and there's nothing yet, please, please, please, please. PLE ASE PLEAFE REMVE YOR SEXUALTY I'M BEGING YOU FEMNY

No. 1096107

>>1096079
>you troll the simp and you fuck the Chad
ftfy

No. 1096111

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No. 1096127

>>1096111
I would happily take the death penalty for eating pussy

No. 1096143

File: 1647173924958.jpg (119.3 KB, 800x533, 1647167707770.jpg)

Poulet frites dominical
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No. 1096208

File: 1647181380025.jpg (130.31 KB, 546x960, tumblr_2c5b9a751f05f0f431f2fa8…)

miss them so much

No. 1096210

>>1096208
My mom would never buy these. I’d just stare at my neighbors’ soap monkeys lustfully instead. Now that I’m old enough to buy them myself they don’t exist anymore. RIP

No. 1096213

File: 1647181736624.jpg (41.73 KB, 500x191, aquarium_group_shot.jpg)

>>1096208
>>1096210
we never had that brand where i'm from but these are still around

No. 1096214

File: 1647181820480.jpg (207.76 KB, 720x720, katsuya serizawa joins the par…)

animal crossing new horizons should have stayed a concept

No. 1096237

>>1096208
I don't have this in my country, did it smell nice?

No. 1096248

>>1096208
my mom always refused to buy these because she didn't want to learn us to fall for marketing tricks lol.

No. 1096413

>>1096208
My mom also didnt want to buy them so my grandma did so id come to her house more often it worked

No. 1096415

>>1096214
I agree. ACNH showed how soulless the franchise is now. Should have seen it coming after their gacha mobile game.

No. 1096908

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

No. 1096942

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No. 1097019

>>1096214
>>1096415
What? I thought everyone loved that game (I haven't played any after City Folk on the Wii btw)
What's wrong with it?

No. 1097026

>>1096237
it smells like generic cheap liquid hand soap

No. 1097030

File: 1647231677384.jpg (31.64 KB, 372x594, gettyimages-1233293613-594x594…)

free me from all labels, I don't want them. I'm just a woman who likes to fuck and dance. I also love cereal bars but that doesn't deserve a label, nothing does. Only the binary of the sexes is important, everything else can go FUCK IT SELF. if you label yourself don't come closer, I will yell, I will scream, I'm calling the cops. I just want clothes and food and love, not labels, stop labelling everything I hate IT.

No. 1097044

carreyfags of all stripes are the direct cause for many major problems in the world today

No. 1097047

>>1097030
i was with you until the cereal bars. you'll never be forgiven and you'll deserve it

No. 1097108

>>1097044
not even a carreyfag but why do you hate us?

No. 1097201


No. 1097442

tomar tomar tomar tomar tomar tomar the end

No. 1097456

just shit in a sock and left it in the bathroom at work. haven’t had a raise in 4 years

No. 1097462

>>1097456
Why waste a sock and make it easier on them? Should've shit straight on the floor

No. 1097495

>>1097462
i mean it leaked out juices anyways but you’re right. i’ll do that next time nona

No. 1097502

File: 1647277475854.jpg (149.35 KB, 736x1104, 2e841b2bedc8b8ddfb05d35918ad23…)

>>1097456
This is 8th wave feminism

No. 1097505

>>1097456
A poor cleaning lady will have to deal with that. The key is to shit, and then smear it under your bosses desk so he doesn't know where the smell is coming from.

No. 1097512

>>1097505
be your own boss instead

No. 1097517

>>1097512
Yeah just rise and grind. And the next time your boss pisses you off you can just shit under your own desk.

No. 1097527

>>1097505
When you have a cold sneeze in a few papertowels and smear it on your bosses laptop or phone.

No. 1097540

>>1097456
this is praxis

No. 1097541

>>1097502
I thought this was grimes for a second

No. 1097551

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

No. 1097857

>>1094728
>>1094731
>experience your dreams like a videogame
Sounds like lucid dreaming

No. 1097961


No. 1098040

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>>1097201
nonnie, idk if you posted this to joke about the song but I had a blast listening to this kek

No. 1098090

File: 1647301102434.jpg (109.83 KB, 1080x373, Screenshot_20220314-180331.jpg)

Kek

No. 1098094

>>1098090
when will they learn

No. 1098136

File: 1647304403066.jpg (60.63 KB, 1280x720, d8d2ac2abc103f66a62d9313fa087a…)

Baby I know ur eyes see right through my disguise
And no one can deny
That I'm the one whose love is no surprise

And he can't tell you no lie
But there's a secret I've been hidin' I can't keep it no more


There's this thing about himself he's never told you before

BABY!


He needs to tell you something
I don't got a belly button

Oh I need to tell you something


Have you figure it out


He don't got a belly button


Belly button no, oh no no

No. 1098138

File: 1647304609141.png (1.68 MB, 2208x1242, kwMi3Em.png)

He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger

And I might like a milkshake as well"

She said to him, "I can't give you either"
And he said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"


She said, "Yes it is, but we're closed now


But we open tomorrow at ten"


He said, "I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then"

And repeat a million times

No. 1098144

File: 1647305081076.jpeg (259.03 KB, 720x378, B11CA939-3D08-49C6-9670-E7CA02…)

okay what the fuck

No. 1098145

File: 1647305109919.gif (1013.98 KB, 498x278, troom-troom-kate-musmova.gif)

Would nonnies judge me if I said I only stopped watching Troom Troom because they added scrotes? Its so colorful and retarded, I couldn't help it.

No. 1098156

“Doo doo feces” sounds like lyrics to a scat song, which is magical to me on two different levels

No. 1098170

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No. 1098171

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No. 1098173

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No. 1098175

>>1098144
this is my favorite ice cream flavor but it's so hard to find

No. 1098182

>>1098171
is that canadian perfume in the lower left corner? does it smell like maple

No. 1098187

>>1098144
Ben and Jerry's is woke as shit, and their ice cream is full of air and emulsifiers

No. 1098190

>>1098187
while I ain't getting any younger and I haven't tried this flavor. life is short

No. 1098197

>>1098187
Who cares

No. 1098203

>>1098187
One of the only ice cream that still has flavor nowadays since all companies are deciding to water down their shit. Even my beloved talenti tastes watered down

No. 1098205

>>1098187
Jerry Garcia's estate sued them for their Cherry Garcia flavour, so in solidarity with music I have never tried their brand

No. 1098207

File: 1647310213185.jpeg (349.16 KB, 828x413, A72428A1-B5E5-4F66-A415-50D44D…)

>>1098187
tbh i have no idea what an emulsifire is

No. 1098209

>>1098203
>One of the only ice cream that still has flavor nowadays
It's just the sugar you're tasting. Also rip, I, too, loved Talenti. Even my cherished Viennetta went to shit.

No. 1098210

File: 1647310339663.png (854.82 KB, 740x1920, imagen_2022-03-14_201228.png)

relatable

No. 1098212

>>1098207
In the good ol' days, ice cream used to be full of milk and pure, good ingredients; that's what made the pints feel so heavy. Now they fill them with emulsifiers (thickeners) to make you THINK you're buying quality ice cream when, in fact, it's shit.

No. 1098220

>>1098212
Emulsifiers aren’t thickeners. Emulsifiers keep things in emulsion (keeps two immiscible materials from separating). Like keeping peanut butter from separating from the peanut oil in the jar.

No. 1098222

>>1098203
Talenti started putting corn syrup in a lot of the newer flavors

No. 1098225

>>1098207
An emulsifier makes ingredients come and stay together.

No. 1098234

File: 1647313195235.jpeg (63.51 KB, 404x410, 41B3C0B7-BE36-4A9B-9801-BE9E7E…)

I love you nonnies so much even when we disagree and fight and I call you retarded I do it out of love, I would take a bullet for any of you even when you say dumb shit because I love you

No. 1098952

File: 1647377803514.jpeg (571.75 KB, 828x1588, CDF8A8F7-714A-445F-9528-0EECB6…)

should i kill myself

No. 1098960

File: 1647378415420.jpeg (95.15 KB, 630x609, B62BDB91-8A1A-44C5-A495-17F254…)


No. 1098977

File: 1647379184592.jpeg (53.11 KB, 400x600, 49485930-CE29-4A51-A3F5-33458C…)

>>1098960
"You've missed 3 detentions. Now you decide to show up huh?" Marshall says to you, sitting at his desk writing some notes. You couldn't hear him because you had headphones on. He looked up, narrowed his eyebrows at you. "Y/N" He waited a little before he got up and ripped the headphones off your head. "This is a detention, not somewhere for you to be listening to that shit kid, now open your book and do your fuckin work." Marshall sat back down at his desk. "Pft.. suck my dick." you whisper under your breathe. "Sorry what?" He says, clearly indicating he heard you fine. "Lol i said SUCK MY DICK. Clear enough?" Marshall was clearly pissed off. "Watch you're language." You get up and walk slowly to his desk. "What the fuck are you gonna do about it" You say seductively. "Go sit down" Marshall said with no interest in your intentions. "Come on Mr mathers…" He looks up at you. "(Y/N go sit down. NOW" He gets up, towering over you. "No." you say, getting closer to him. He hestotates. "Fine." he says calmly. "What?" You say confused. "Take off you're clothes and bend over my desk." You look up at him shocked. "You want me to fu

No. 1098981

File: 1647379372006.jpg (113.78 KB, 720x1080, Snapchat-1025279074.jpg)

The stupidest, low effort shit I ever wasted my time on babes x

No. 1099000

File: 1647380169262.jpg (35.63 KB, 564x564, 5cb2a791e34fc921cd53602ba1b358…)

>>1098234
On some rare occasions I get legit sad when nonas insult me because I love most anons here and I always try my best to be polite, especially on threads that I really like
I know it's better to just ignore it, still hurts a bit tho

No. 1099017

File: 1647380752927.jpeg (37.73 KB, 400x400, FBF3EFD6-04E2-4F80-ABDB-E7C5B5…)

>>1099000
Me too nonnie but if it makes you feel any better know that I love you

No. 1099036

File: 1647381704208.png (180.77 KB, 494x200, lolcowfarm.png)

>>1099000
>>1099017
It's kinda nice that we can go from shitflinging in one thread to being besties in another though, that's the charm of anonymity. It wouldn't be the same without a little hostility and retardation.

No. 1099039

File: 1647381908410.jpeg (601.28 KB, 828x803, CEF21DE4-D48E-4F27-9881-DDDFB9…)

>>1099036
How about going from lovers to enemies in the same thread huh? What about that?
You STINK!

No. 1099052

>>1099036
HOWARD JOHNSON IS RIGHT!

No. 1099055

>>1098220
>>1098225
I was really hungry and tired when I wrote it, I meant thickeners, like xantham gum and carrageenan and shit

No. 1099057

>>1099039
what if we go from friends to distant soulmates to lovers to single to rivals and then enenmies in one thread. how bou dah

No. 1099126

File: 1647387133732.png (111.38 KB, 650x192, Hmm.png)


No. 1099128

File: 1647387402957.jpg (59.65 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

MY DADDY AND MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY AND MY MOOOM-MYYY

No. 1099175

File: 1647391839123.gif (3.06 KB, 83x141, me and my Banana07.gif)

hehe

No. 1099176

File: 1647391875107.gif (3.97 KB, 99x170, me and my apple.gif)

hoho

No. 1099187

File: 1647393258365.png (53.75 KB, 786x224, manlet mathers.PNG)

>>1098977
Towering?

No. 1099191

>>1099128
You are not the guy
You’re not capable of being the guy
I had a guy but now I don’t
You. Are not. The guy.

No. 1099223

You are now the gay

No. 1099420

>>1099191
Bitch bitch little bitch, I made you my bitch

No. 1099936

File: 1647451706912.jpeg (143.3 KB, 932x1200, A9D0EA6F-52C0-47C3-BC7E-B52A15…)

My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself.

No. 1100030

File: 1647458355611.jpg (21.79 KB, 563x502, 72c21e01ce6af81fec4dfa5c2e07f3…)

just saw this image and got reminded of this piece of shit, absolute vermine, disgusting, 0/10 would hit with a broom

No. 1100034

Mad

No. 1100050

>>1100034
what is this?! I want one!

No. 1100055

File: 1647459867012.jpeg (50.57 KB, 510x508, 1645145604985.jpeg)

I can't believe moids pay to butcher themselves only to get BTFO'd by Women just chillin
WOMEN JUST CHILL

No. 1100068

>>1100050
Some toy/project where you can teach your pets to possibly communicate with buttons.

No. 1100069

>>1100055
Women be chilling, baby! HAHAAAAAAAS!
WOMEN BE CHILLIIIIIING. YOU CANT STOP A WOMAN FROM CHILLING, BABY! ARGHAHAHAHAHHAHA

No. 1100081

Why the fuck does the coconut milk in my starbucks usual taste so strong today? I can barely taste the other ingredients. Hoping it's not rotten or something

No. 1100097

>>1100081
Go complain and get one free

No. 1100100

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call the lolcow hotline
Are any yaoi expert available? I need their expertise on something, it's for a very important case.

No. 1100102

>>1100068
Some insane wishful thinking

No. 1100103

>>1100100
How have I never noticed that linguine and remy have the same fucking face

No. 1100107

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what if we just did the what and i did yeah. but it so much so so so many we have yes and you don’t see what the the world is because why. so i we should can just yeah not sure what. yet, why? because okay i i what is time to go the other night. yes. you don’t understand the why i don’t think so so far i lol yeah every man is a big man. you know what i said about it. you know.

No. 1100114

>>1100100
Hello, how may I help you?

No. 1100118

>>1100107
I feel you

No. 1100126

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>>1100114
well ma'am, we are going to need you to help us interpret some dna samples, something truly sinister might have happen between that rat and thatis men….

No. 1100135

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>>1100126
I do not think that is biologically possible, please hold while I research the physical laws in yaoi world pertaining to homosexual human-rat relations.

No. 1100142

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>>1100135
>>1100126
Thank you so much for your patience, after some tedious and painful research I now can come to the conclusion that your original theory may hold some merit. If you would like further more detailed information about the mating and child bearing process, please see attached file for where that can be found. Thank you for contacting the Lolcow Yaoi Helpline and may you have a fagtastic day.

No. 1100144

>>1100142
Chef Linguini more like Chef Faggotini hahahahahahaahaahahahahaaahaahhahaahahahahahaahahahahaha am I right or what

No. 1100151

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>>1100142
Thank you very much for you research, the suspect will be apprehended tonight. We will always remember your service and honor your sacrife for this country

No. 1100158

>tfw no jesus husbando

No. 1100159

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>>1100135
>>1100151
the streets are finally safe

No. 1100165

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>>1100159
Thank you so much for your service and for taking this perp off the streets. So many more rats could’ve suffered in the hands of this pervert. On a happier note, I would like to inform you that Remy has found a stable relationship with someone of his own species.

No. 1100171

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>>1100159
>>1100165
No… this can't be happening. D-Dad? You couldn't be… HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MOM?

No. 1100179

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>>1100171
Son please, your mother is in jail. Your uncle is your new mother now, have some respect.

No. 1100181

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>>1100165
Well I'm really happy to hear it, and I for one wish them the best for the futur

No. 1100185

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>>1100165
>>1100181
But wait a minute…those two rats looks really similar, could it be…no impossible…

No. 1100186

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>>1099936
u got games on that

No. 1100188

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>>1100185
>>1100181
Great first you can’t date humans and now I can’t even date my brother whatever happened to #LoveisLove, does it only apply to humans? What about gay rats? We may have defeat homophobia but it seems speciesism is going strong. Sad!!!!

No. 1100189

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YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING MESSED UP!

No. 1100191

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Moodboard anon please come back the cows miss you

No. 1100196

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>>1100188
I'm really sorry sir, as you know we are truly trying our best to be #incluse here at the police, I…I…I'm going to ask my supervisor what we should do about all of this

No. 1100204

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>>1100179
>>1100188
>>1100196
Anyone can cook.. but you are a CROOK. My son blesses you with a child, and you walk free with your whore brother while the mother of your child rots in jail. Where is the justice?! If love is a crime, be inclusive and arrest that RAT too!

No. 1100212

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>>1100204
I once killed a man… no, not with this thumb. With this KNIFE! For my boss, I can do it again.

No. 1100228

Okay so whose bright idea was it to put cannons on gigantic wooden floating structures and then have battles on them full blown ass wars on them on fucking rafts floating on them of kilometers deep abyss of dark ice cold water, like honestly pirates and stuff is so fucking dumb have your fights on land where hundreds of people don’t die at a time pulled down by the weight of their own boat, also vessels only went like 20kmh thats so lame wtf, boats and whatever the fuck that whole boating era was sucked. I dont know much about ww2 boat fights but they probs sucked too

No. 1100235

>>1100228
I love this post and also hate pirates.

No. 1100236


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>>1100181
Where is that filthy piece of shit? I just wanna talk…. He… he used me! Just a side bitch to cover up for his degeneracy. YOU HO!! ILL KILL YOU BITCJ YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! KILL YOU

No. 1100274

>>1100228
t. someone who got her ass kicked by pirates

No. 1100285

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>>1100228
Give me your lunch money nonny

No. 1100315

>>1100212
lol idgi tho

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No. 1100347

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No. 1100349

>>1100347
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp…
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of…


…9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

No. 1100352

>>1100349
Shut the fuck up nerd

No. 1100354

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>>1100349
Hey officer, I would like to report a hate crime

No. 1100360

>>1100352
>>1100354
into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as…


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. Oheck it out.


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!


A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.


You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!


- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have.


I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud.


- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.


Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal…


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.


- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Wow!


Oouple of newbies?


Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!


Make your choice.


- You want to go first?
- No, you go.


Oh, my. What's available?


Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.


- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.


I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.


Wax monkey's always open.


The Krelman opened up again.


What happened?


A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.


Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.


Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!


Oh, this is so hard!


Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,


humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,


mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should… Barry?


Barry!


All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine…


What happened to you?
Where are you?


- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?


- Out there.
- Oh, no!


I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.


You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?


Another call coming in.


If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd


that gets their roses today.


Hey, guys.


- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?


Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.


It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.


Really? Feeling lucky, are you?


Sign here, here. Just initial that.


- Thank you.
- OK.


You got a rain advisory today,


and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.


So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,


hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.


Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.


Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!


- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,


bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!


All right, launch positions!


Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!


Black and yellow!


Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?


Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.


Wind, check.


- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.


- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.


Scared out of my shorts, check.


OK, ladies,


let's move it out!


Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!


All of you, drain those flowers!


Wow! I'm out!


I can't believe I'm out!


So blue.


I feel so fast and free!


Box kite!


Wow!


Flowers!


This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.


Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.


Roses!


30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.


Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.


That is one nectar collector!


- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.


I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,


a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.


That's amazing. Why do we do that?


That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.


Oool.


I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?


Oopy that visual.


Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.


Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?


Affirmative.


That was on the line!


This is the coolest. What is it?


I don't know, but I'm loving this color.


It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.


Yeah, fuzzy.


Ohemical-y.


Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.


My sweet lord of bees!


Oandy-brain, get off there!


Problem!


- Guys!
- This could be bad.


Affirmative.


Very close.


Gonna hurt.


Mama's little boy.


You are way out of position, rookie!


Ooming in at you like a missile!


Help me!


I don't think these are flowers.


- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.


What is this?!


Match point!


You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!


Yowser!


Gross.


There's a bee in the car!


- Do something!
- I'm driving!


- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!


He's going to sting me!


Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!


He blinked!


Spray him, Granny!


What are you doing?!


Wow… the tension level
out here is unbelievable.


I gotta get home.


Oan't fly in rain.


Oan't fly in rain.


Oan't fly in rain.


Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!


Ken, could you close
the window please?


Ken, could you close
the window please?


Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.


You see? Folds out.


Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.


What was that?


Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This…


Drapes!


That is diabolical.


It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.


What's number one? Star Wars?


Nah, I don't go for that…


…kind of stuff.


No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.


When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.


There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.


I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.


I predicted global warming.


I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.


Wait! Stop! Bee!


Stand back. These are winter boots.


Wait!


Don't kill him!


You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!


Why does his life have
less value than yours?


Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?


I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.


My brochure!


There you go, little guy.


I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.


Put that on your resume brochure.


My whole face could puff up.


Make it one of your special skills.


Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.


Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.


- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.


- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.


I gotta say something.


She saved my life.
I gotta say something.


All right, here it goes.


Nah.


What would I say?


I could really get in trouble.


It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.


I can't believe I'm doing this.


I've got to.


Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!


No. Yes. No.


Do it. I can't.


How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.


Here she comes! Speak, you fool!


Hi!


I'm sorry.


- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.


You're talking!


I'm so sorry.


No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.


But I don't recall going to bed.


Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.


This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!


I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,


but they were all trying to kill me.


And if it wasn't for you…


I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.


That was a little weird.


- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.


I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!


I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.


- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?


The talking thing.


Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.


- That's very funny.
- Yeah.


Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.


Anyway…


Oan I…


…get you something?
- Like what?


I don't know. I mean…
I don't know. Ooffee?


I don't want to put you out.


It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.


- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.


- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.


Hey, you want rum cake?


- I shouldn't.
- Have some.


- No, I can't.
- Oome on!


I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.


- Where?
- These stripes don't help.


You look great!


I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.


Are you all right?


No.


He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.


He finally gets there.


He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.


And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.


Why would I marry a watermelon?"


Is that a bee joke?


That's the kind of stuff we do.


Yeah, different.


So, what are you gonna do, Barry?


About work? I don't know.


I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.


I know how you feel.


- You do?
- Sure.


My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.


- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.


Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.


Anyway, if you look…


There's my hive right there. See it?


You're in Sheep Meadow!


Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!


No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.


- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?


- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.


- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.


Just having two cups of coffee!


Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.


Yeah, it's no trouble.


Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.


Are you…?


Oan I take a piece of this with me?


Sure! Here, have a crumb.


- Thanks!
- Yeah.


All right. Well, then…
I guess I'll see you around.


Or not.


OK, Barry.


And thank you
so much again… for before.


Oh, that? That was nothing.


Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…


This can't possibly work.


He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.


OK, Dave, pull the chute.


- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!


It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.


Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!


Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?


Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.


They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.


- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.


- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.


You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.


You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.


- Well…
- Well?


Well, I met someone.


You did? Was she Bee-ish?


- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.


- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.


I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.


I can't get by that face.


So who is she?


She's… human.


No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.


- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.


She's so nice. And she's a florist!


Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!


We're not dating.


You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes


with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!


She saved my life!
And she understands me.


This is over!


Eat this.


This is not over! What was that?


- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!


And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!


- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.


It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up…


Sit down!


…really hot!
- Listen to me!


We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!


Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?


There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!


You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!


- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.


Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


There he is. He's in the pool.


You know what your problem is, Barry?


I gotta start thinking bee?


How much longer will this go on?


It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?


I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.


What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!


Would it kill you
to make a little honey?


Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.


Martin, would you talk to him?


Barry, I'm talking to you!


You coming?


Got everything?


All set!


Go ahead. I'll catch up.


Don't be too long.


Watch this!


Vanessa!


- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.


He doesn't respond to yelling!


- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!


I'm not listening to this.


Sorry, I've gotta go.


- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.


A girl? Is this why you can't decide?


Bye.


I just hope she's Bee-ish.


They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?


To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!


Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.


A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?


No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?


It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.


Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.


TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!


You don't have that?


We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.


Oh, my.


Dumb bees!


You must want to sting all those jerks.


We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.


So you have to watch your temper.


Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,


write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:


Anger, jealousy, lust.


Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?


Yeah.


- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.


He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!


What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?


Yeah, it was. How did you know?


It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.


You've really got that
down to a science.


- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.


What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?


How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,


Ray Liotta Private Select?


- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.


- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.


You don't have
enough food of your own?


- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?


- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!


And it's hard to make it!


There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!


- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!


It's just honey, Barry.


Just what?!


Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!


You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!


And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.


I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!


Hey, Hector.


- You almost done?
- Almost.


He is here. I sense it.


Well, I guess I'll go home now


and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.


You're busted, box boy!


I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!


I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!


Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?


I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.


The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!


You're too late! It's ours now!


You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!


You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!


Where is the honey coming from?


Tell me where!


Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!


Orazy person!


What horrible thing has happened here?


These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now


they're on the road to nowhere!


Just keep still.


What? You're not dead?


Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?


To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.


I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!


I'm going to Tacoma.


- And you?
- He really is dead.


All right.


Uh-oh!


- What is that?!
- Oh, no!


- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?


Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!


Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!


How much do you people need to see?!


Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!


From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.


But don't kill no more bugs!


- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!


- You hear something?
- Like what?


Like tiny screaming.


Turn off the radio.


Whassup, bee boy?


Hey, Blood.


Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.


Wow!


I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.


I mean, that honey's ours.


- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.


It's a close community.


Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.


- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.


Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!


At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.


Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.


Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.


You got to be kidding me!


Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!


- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!


I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?


We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.


What is this place?


A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.


They are pinheads!


Pinhead.


- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.


The Thomas 3000!


Smoker?


Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.


A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.


They make the honey,
and we make the money.


"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?


Oh, my!


What's going on? Are you OK?


Yeah. It doesn't last too long.


Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?


Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!


That's a drag queen!


What is this?


Oh, no!


There's hundreds of them!


Bee honey.


Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!


This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.


Oh, Barry, stop.


Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.


Do these look like rumors?


That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.


How did you get mixed up in this?


He's been talking to humans.


- What?
- Talking to humans?!


He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!


Make out? Barry!


We do not.


- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?


The bees!


I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.


Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?


I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!


Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked


your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.


I remember that.


What right do they have to our honey?


We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!


Even if it's true, what can one bee do?


Sting them where it really hurts.


In the face! The eye!


- That would hurt.
- No.


Up the nose? That's a killer.


There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.


Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.


No more bee beards!


With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.


Weather with Storm Stinger.


Sports with Buzz Larvi.


And Jeanette Ohung.


- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.


A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,


intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,


packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!


Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,


we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,


Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.


Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.


Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?


Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.


What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?


Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.


We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.


How old are you?


The bee community
is supporting you in this case,


which will be the trial
of the bee century.


You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.


It's a common name. Next week…


He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots…


Next week…


Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.


Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.


Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.


In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!


It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.


Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?


Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.


- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!


I'm helping him sue the human race.


- Hello.
- Hello, bee.


This is Ken.


Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.


Why does he talk again?


Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.


But it's our yogurt night!


Bye-bye.


Why is yogurt night so difficult?!


You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!


Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.


- Frosting…
- How many sugars?


Just one. I try not
to use the competition.


So why are you helping me?


Bees have good qualities.


And it takes my mind off the shop.


Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.


Those are great, if you're three.


And artificial flowers.


- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.


Bent stingers, pointless pollination.


Bees must hate those fake things!


Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.


Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.


- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.


You sure you want to go through with it?


Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able


to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!


It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,


where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,


we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.


What have we gotten into here, Barry?


It's pretty big, isn't it?


I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.


You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?


Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.


- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.


Well, if it isn't the bee team.

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You boys work on this?


All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.


All right. Oase number 4475,


Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry


is now in session.


Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?


A privilege.


Mr. Benson… you're representing
all the bees of the world?


I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.


Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,


my grandmother was a simple woman.


Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right


to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.


If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,


just think of what would it mean.


I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm


for the elastic in my britches!


Talking bee!


How do we know this isn't some sort of


holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?


They could be using laser beams!


Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,


he could be on steroids!


Mr. Benson?


Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.


I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.


It's important to all bees.
We invented it!


We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.


Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room


who think they can take it from us


'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,


you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have


but everything we are!


I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!


Oall your first witness.


So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.


I suppose so.


I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!


Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.


Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.


I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?


- No.
- I couldn't hear you.


- No.
- No.


Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,


it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.


They're very lovable creatures.


Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.


You mean like this?


Bears kill bees!


How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!


Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!


OK, that's enough. Take him away.


So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.


- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.


But you've never been
a police officer, have you?


No, I haven't.


No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example


of bee culture casually
stolen by a human


for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.


Oh, please.


Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?


Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.


Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!


That's not his real name?! You idiots!


Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on


your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.


Thank you. Thank you.


I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome


with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.


I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?


Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?


Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't


have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?


Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!


This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!


Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!


- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!


Order! Order, I say!


- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!


I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.


I think the jury's on our side.


Are we doing everything right, legally?


I'm a florist.


Right. Well, here's to a great team.


To a great team!


Well, hello.


- Ken!
- Hello.


I didn't think you were coming.


No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but… the battery.


I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.


Oh, that was lucky.


There's a little left.
I could heat it up.


Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.


So I hear you're quite a tennis player.


I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.


That's where I usually sit.
Right… there.


Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,


and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.


You think I don't see what you're doing?


I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.


Do we?


Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.


That's just what
I was thinking about doing.


Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.


I'm going to drain the old stinger.


Yeah, you do that.


Look at that.


You know, I've just about had it


with your little mind games.


- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.


Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.


A lot of ads.


Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?


Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!


I think something stinks in here!


I love the smell of flowers.


How do you like the smell of flames?!


Not as much.


Water bug! Not taking sides!


Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!


I've got issues!


Well, well, well, a royal flush!


- You're bluffing.
- Am I?


Surf's up, dude!


Poo water!


That bowl is gnarly.


Except for those dirty yellow rings!


Kenneth! What are you doing?!


You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!


We need to talk!


He's just a little bee!


And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!


Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?


No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!


Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night…


My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!


Goodbye, Ken.


And for your information,


I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!


I'm sorry about all that.


I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!


I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.


I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.


Are you OK for the trial?


I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.


We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.


Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers…


Yeah.


Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic


with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.


Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around


is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.


- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?


Only to losing, son. Only to losing.


Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.


What exactly is your relationship


to that woman?


We're friends.


- Good friends?
- Yes.


How good? Do you live together?


Wait a minute…


Are you her little…


…bedbug?


I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,


doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?


- Yeah, but…
- So those aren't your real parents!


- Oh, Barry…
- Yes, they are!


Hold me back!


You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?


He's denouncing bees!


Don't y'all date your cousins?


- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!


Adam, don't! It's what he wants!


Oh, I'm hit!!


Oh, lordy, I am hit!


Order! Order!


The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!


I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!


You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!


Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!


- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.


What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison


from my heaving buttocks?


I will have order in this court. Order!


Order, please!


The case of the honeybees
versus the human race


took a pointed turn against the bees


yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.


- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.


- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.


I…


I blew the whole case, didn't I?


It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.


I'd be better off dead. Look at me.


They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.


Look, there's
a little celery still on it.


What was it like to sting someone?


I can't explain it. It was all…


All adrenaline and then…
and then ecstasy!


All right.


You think it was all a trap?


Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.


What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.


What will the humans do to us
if they win?


I don't know.


I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.


Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!


Oh, my.


Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?


- Why?
- The smoke.


Bees don't smoke.


Right. Bees don't smoke.


Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.


That's it! That's our case!


It is? It's not over?


Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.


Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.


And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.


Mr. Flayman.


Yes? Yes, Your Honor!


Where is the rest of your team?


Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.


Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,


and as a result,
we don't make very good time.


I actually heard a funny story about…


Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs


taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?


How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?


They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges


against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.


I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!


Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going


to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.


But you can't! We have a terrific case.


Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?


Show me the smoking gun!


Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?


Here is your smoking gun.


What is that?


It's a bee smoker!


What, this?
This harmless little contraption?


This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.


Look at what has happened


to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"


Is this what nature intended for us?


To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines


and man-made wooden slat work camps?


Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?


- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.


Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


Free the bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


The court finds in favor of the bees!


Vanessa, we won!


I knew you could do it! High-five!


Sorry.


I'm OK! You know what this means?


All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.


Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.


This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.


You'll regret this.


Barry, how much honey is out there?


All right. One at a time.


Barry, who are you wearing?


My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.


- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?


We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.


Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?


First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.


Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,


every last drop.


We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more


than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.


We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.


Wait for my signal.


Take him out.


He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.


And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames…


But it's just a prance-about stage name!


…unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products


and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.


Oan't breathe.


Bring it in, boys!


Hold it right there! Good.


Tap it.


Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!


- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.


Shut down honey production!


Stop making honey!


Turn your key, sir!


What do we do now?


Oannonball!


We're shutting honey production!


Mission abort.


Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.


Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.


Oh, yeah?


What's going on? Where is everybody?


- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.


They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.


I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.

No. 1100374

At least we got our honey back.


Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?


It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.


This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.


And now…


Now I can't.


I don't understand
why they're not happy.


I thought their lives would be better!


They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.


You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?


- What did you want to show me?
- This.


What happened here?


That is not the half of it.


Oh, no. Oh, my.


They're all wilting.


Doesn't look very good, does it?


No.


And whose fault do you think that is?


You know, I'm gonna guess bees.


Bees?


Specifically, me.


I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.


It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.


That's our whole SAT test right there.


Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.


And then, of course…


The human species?


So if there's no more pollination,


it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?


I know this is also partly my fault.


How about a suicide pact?


How do we do it?


- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.


Right, right.


Listen, Barry…
sorry, but I gotta get going.


I had to open my mouth and talk.


Vanessa?


Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?


To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.


They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.


It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.


Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.


I know. Me neither.


Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.


Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?


Roses!


Vanessa!


Roses?!


Barry?


- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.


Flowers, bees, pollen!


I know.
That's why this is the last parade.


Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?


Oould you slow down?


Barry!


OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.


Yes, it kind of is.


I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you


with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.


Actually, it's completely closed down.


I thought maybe you were remodeling.


But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.


I don't want to hear it!


All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.


I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.


All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.


- Bees.
- Park.


- Pollen!
- Flowers.


- Repollination!
- Across the nation!


Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.


They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.


Security will be tight.


I have an idea.


Vanessa Bloome, FTD.


Official floral business. It's real.


Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.


Thank you. It was a gift.


Once inside,
we just pick the right float.


How about The Princess and the Pea?


I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!


Yes, I got it.


- Where should I sit?
- What are you?


- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?


It goes under the mattresses.


- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.


You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!


Let's see what this baby'll do.


Hey, what are you doing?!


Then all we do
is blend in with traffic…


…without arousing suspicion.


Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.


Stop! Security.


- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.


Has it been
in your possession the entire time?


Would you remove your shoes?


- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.


I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.


Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.


Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!


I think this is gonna work.


It's got to work.


Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.


We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.


It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.


Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.


I gotta get up there
and talk to them.


Be careful.


Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?


I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.


Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.


- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.


Bee!


Don't freak out! My entire species…


What are you doing?


- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?


Don't move.


Oh, Barry.


Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.


Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?


And please hurry!


What happened here?


There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.


One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!


- Is that another bee joke?
- No!


No one's flying the plane!


This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?


This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.


Where's the pilot?


He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.


Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?


As a matter of fact, there is.


- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.


From the honey trial?! Oh, great.


Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.


It's got giant wings, huge engines.


I can't fly a plane.


- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.


How hard could it be?


Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.


This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,


where a suspenseful scene
is developing.


Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory…


That's Barry!


…is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers


and an incapacitated flight crew.


Flowers?!


We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls


with absolutely no flight experience.


Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.


I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.


They've done enough damage.


But isn't he your only hope?


Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.


Their wings are too small…


Haven't we heard this a million times?


"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."


- Get this on the air!
- Got it.


- Stand by.
- We're going live.


The way we work may be a mystery to you.


Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.


But let me tell you about a small job.


If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.


More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.


That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.


That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.


We get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow!
- Hello!


Left, right, down, hover.


- Hover?
- Forget hover.


This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!


Barry, what happened?!


Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.


- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!


So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.


All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!


Move out!


Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!


Don't have to yell.


I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.


It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!


It's not a tone. I'm panicking!


I can't do this!


Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!


You snap out of it.


You snap out of it.


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.


How is the plane flying?


I don't know.


Hello?


Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?


The Pollen Jocks!


They do get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow.
- Hello.


All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.


Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?


No, nothing. It's all cloudy.


Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.


- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.


- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.


Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.


Bring the nose down.


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.


Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?


Affirmative!


Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.


Land on that flower!


Ready? Full reverse!


Spin it around!


- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?


- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!


That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower


made of millions of bees!


Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.


Rotate around it.


- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.


Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?


Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!


Just drop it. Be a part of it.


Aim for the center!


Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!


Oome on, already.


Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!


- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.


Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?


What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!


- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.


Listen, everyone!


This runway is covered
with the last pollen


from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.


That means this is our last chance.


We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.


If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?


Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?


We're bees!


Keychain!


Then follow me! Except Keychain.


Hold on, Barry. Here.


You've earned this.


Yeah!


I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.


Oh, yeah.


That's our Barry.


Mom! The bees are back!


If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.


I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!


Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?


Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.


Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!


Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!


I had no idea.


Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?


Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.


Sorry I'm late.


He's a lawyer too?


I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.


Have a great afternoon!


Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.


No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.


You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?


All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.


Thank you, Barry!


That bee is living my life!


Let it go, Kenny.


- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.


- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.


Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.


You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.


- Thinking bee!
- Me?


Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?


I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!


All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.


I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

No. 1100377

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>>1100372
oh shit she whipped me up, girl I don't know u I just woke up pls

No. 1100380

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Fucking die, bee

No. 1100381

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>>1100374
cha fuck she actually whipped me TWICE i legit got no beef with you queen, mercy

No. 1100398

To the anon who summoned the fucking bee, fuck you

No. 1100411

File: 1647481130198.jpg (2.04 MB, 1860x3000, the every day life.jpg)

I no longer likes bees. Fuck yall. I'm joining those industrialists that Captain Planet fought just so I can pollute flowers and kill your precious bees. YOU MADE ME THE VILLAIN!

No. 1100412

>>1100398
bzzzzz…bbbzzzzzzBZZZZ!!!!! inshallah

No. 1100425

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>>1100270
>>1100347
>>1100349
>>1100360
>>1100372
>>1100374
>>1100380
No pesky bee will distract from the fact that you put my mother in PRISON. One flyswatter should do the trick.
Watch your back, Colette. You wouldn't want to face some bad magic, would you?
I know what rats like the most. Nice, cheesy cheese. And I got a whole bag of it. Right. Here.
Go on Dad, enjoy it. It might be the last thing you ever do.

No. 1100430

File: 1647483462006.jpeg (146.77 KB, 379x506, 79BC19AA-7BA9-4CCF-A3E7-B8910F…)

He has spoken!
its funny because I saw in the jontron video of Steven segal meeting Putin that he didn’t know who he was

No. 1100431

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>>1100425
GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHEESE YOU RICKETY FUCK, I’M A MASTER AT DUAL BRUSH MARTIAL KILLING TECHNIQUES, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME THE CHEESE.

No. 1100441

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>>1100431
Come and take it from my cold, dead hands if you want to be poisoned too, you red racoon fuck.

No. 1100444

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>>1100441
I will take that cheese.
AND I WILL MAKE YOU EAT IT

No. 1100446

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>>1100425
Hahaha you absolute fucking RETARD I work at a FRENCH RESTAURANT you think I’m not getting the stinkiest cheesiest cheeses on the downlow every godammed day? You think I haven’t already turned half the nest against him? Those pathetic greasy shitbags are hooked on my cheeses. They’ll do anything I say for their next fix!

No. 1100456

File: 1647485952506.gif (41.89 KB, 220x220, cat-meme.gif)

I LOVE THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG

No. 1100628

File: 1647499642766.png (278.01 KB, 720x584, imnotokRU.png)

She's right

No. 1100632

>>1100628
im glad they don’t

No. 1100633

>>1100632
retard

No. 1100638

>>1100633
sorry you like bad music

No. 1100642

I have kitty history stuck in my head.

No. 1100646

>>1100642
I'm Canadian so I'm not allowed to watch this

No. 1100670

File: 1647504081175.jpg (9.51 KB, 159x28, CV.JPG)

the official name of my new poly queer hyper punk band ladies

No. 1100672

>>1100646
B-b-but kitties.

No. 1100675

File: 1647504540337.png (38.98 KB, 720x545, felinecensorship.png)

>>1100672
Take it up with your government

No. 1100676

File: 1647504588870.jpg (235.04 KB, 605x656, mozambique bald.jpg)

Suddenly remember that loser who went on Pawn Stars and tried to sell his demonic statues that he made. He made them out of gold and painted them pitch black and the bald dude was like "dude why'd you use gold if you were going to paint it black you should have used aluminum or some shit" and the dude was clearly inwardly thinking "YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN" and I really wonder about that sometimes: Why did he use gold if he was going to paint them black?

No. 1100701

>>1100285
oh yea i didnt say but my complaints dont apply to female pirates they were cool asf

No. 1100867

>>1100638
Post your taste

No. 1101046

>>1100638
Music is subjective prep

No. 1101120

i am a FUCK and you don't get it at all you WILL NEVER get it…. whatever i am fucking and you are just not and you don't understand and I will not even explain it how's that? yeah take it or don't see if I care fuck you and I will continue saying such vulgar things and I will say it again you BAKA

No. 1101125

>>1100675
Wow, I'll email the Biden administration. Nothing will happen but maybe I'll get a lollipop.

No. 1101133

>>1100642
nonna i love you

No. 1101181

NTA but "sage" comes from the japanese word "sageru", which means to lower. That's why the thread doesn't bump when you sage. It's pronounced "sah-geh". I speak japanese but I still pronounce it as the herb sage tbqh

No. 1101213

hehe heehee /hoohoo/ "haha" hoho

No. 1101225

I just remembered this retarded movie about the boy that turned out to be a Leprechaun

No. 1101226

>>1101225
Oh fuck I remember that film, he defeats the evil Leprechaun who wants to fuck his mom by beating him in a fucking basketball game

No. 1101227

>>1101225
>>1101226
Thanks for reminding me of this weird ass movie.

No. 1101253

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>>1101225
Holy shit I remember this! Disney channel original movies were something else back then.

No. 1101339

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No. 1101361

>>1101225
Freaking loved this movie as a kid. Made me daydream about turning into a leprechaun while I’d listen to this song.

No. 1101399

>>1101339
God Bless

No. 1101536

Life is grim. Anyone wanna come blast some Enya and rock out to Sail Away all night?

No. 1101545

>>1101536
oh shit me, sign me up girl

No. 1101612

My mother wants a library card. Instead of looking up the requirements on her smart phone or tablet, she complains to my father on how does she get one. He suggests she goes to the library then. Can't decide if lazy or just plain stupid. It astounds me how she complains about people not knowing things, yet she herself can't be bothered. It feels like I'm living in a poorly written sitcom. Waiting to hear the base line from Seinfeld when I enter a room.

No. 1101674

>>1101536
Orinoco Flow has been on repeat in my brain for the past week so yeah, I think it's time

No. 1102023

File: 1647587252737.png (642.18 KB, 1170x823, Leave-Britney-Alone[1].png)

Leave her alone! Please!

No. 1102030

>>1102023
I miss when it was 100% socially acceptable to laugh at these deranged autists
simpler times, funny times…

No. 1102036

>>1102030
chris crocker was very right though, in retrospect. RIP to him now that he fell down the HSTS troondom pipeline

No. 1102051

>>1102036
yeah but it wasn't really about what he was saying tho, more like HOW. he could have been taken seriously if he didn't look and sound so deranged.
But it doesnt look weird and funny anymore, cause we got used to it and it has become the norm now. We must pander to the delusion of every mentally ill person as if it's normal and healthy, it's kinda exhausting and depressing

No. 1103220

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i am about to make myself a hot dog and i’m thinking about that study that says a single hot dog can take 36 minutes off of your life. thinking about how little that matters to me. what else would i have done with those thirty minutes? read about a stupid twitter whore who continues to ruin her life? eat a salad instead? hate watch a tv show about teenagers banging each other AND each other’s fathers that was written by a male? i’m eating my hot dog. socialist america continues to strip us of our god given rights. i’m sick and tired of it. first we have to wear seats belts, then we were forced to receive a vaccine that literally causes autism, and now we can’t even eat a delicious fucking hot dog? i’m sick of it.

No. 1103224

>>1103220
so from what i’m reading if i eat approximately one million hot dogs i would die right now or cut my life expectancy down to around a year or two? good to know

No. 1103229

File: 1647666934852.jpg (51.32 KB, 400x300, thumbnail_63354.jpg)

>>1103224
No, if you eat a hotdog you'll start going backwards in time by 36 minutes

No. 1103237

>>1103229
so i can eat enough hot dogs go back to elementary school with the knowledge i have now and make it big in cryptocurrency before anyone else is what you’re saying

No. 1103249

>>1103229
Fun fact, the voice of the Computer isn't actually that fat guy, but rather, John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants.

No. 1103269

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I just want to go back to 2006 where i used to play with bratz and nintendo 64 all day long and i will never go back. Life sucks

No. 1103271

>>1103269
Omfg I had the Spiderman 3 Bratz doll.

No. 1103274

>>1103271
they had a lot of rare dolls i didn't know there was a shrek one

No. 1103280

>>1103274
i never had one but lowkey want one now

No. 1103354

>>1103269
Too poor for a Gamecube?

No. 1103384

>>1103354
They are both perfect systems, don't be dissing N64

No. 1103413

>>1103384
Just saying the Xbox 360 came out in 2006, you'd only still be playing on an N64 if you didn't have a PS2 or Gamecube.
I never had an N64 though, went straight from a thriftstore SNES to a Dreamcast even though me and my siblings were begging for a Playstation.

No. 1103454

i pledge allegiance

to the band

of mr. shneebly

and will not fight him for creative control

and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band

No. 1103467

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No. 1103478

People who like daddy/stepdad porn give inbred vibes. Maybe it’s in their blood and they can’t help it

No. 1103554

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>>1103269
I want to go back to 2001 and have my betty spaghettys back

No. 1103575

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No. 1103579

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No. 1103585

>>1103554
Kids today missed out on having actual betty spaghettis and tiny Polly pockets.

No. 1103587

>>1100676
Maybe men will make more effort to look presentable after this

No. 1103591

>>1103554
chewy…..

No. 1103684

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No. 1103692

>>1103554
i fucking hated these pieces of shit they never stayed together

No. 1103716

File: 1647706216542.jpg (5.79 KB, 250x250, mom (2).jpg)

I collect memes with text that I do not understand because I find that it adds to the absurdity of it and it makes me laugh. I get afraid that they are saying terrible stuff though so if any nonnies could help me to translate it would be amazing !

No. 1103719

>>1103716
what kind of autism

No. 1103720

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>>1103716
>>1103719
Kek, nonnie I just really love absurd humour

No. 1103724

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No. 1103743

>>1103724
blyatts

No. 1103798

>>1103716
That meme says "Mom I have nothing to live for". Dark but made me chuckle ngl

No. 1103829

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>>1103716
Allow me to contribute

No. 1103854

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>>1103743
does it have the same signification of blyatts? I tries tapping "komntmol" in google trad but it didn't really translate anything
>>1103798
thank you nonnie for the translation
>>1103829
please post more, I love it!

No. 1103884

>>1103854
I want to kick this bald ass baby's head in

No. 1103923

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No. 1103924

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No. 1104220

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No. 1104221

>>1104220
lmao this pic

No. 1104251

>>1104220
I seriously hate that stupid mophead anime retard. Nice pick on the merchant from OFF though.

No. 1104280

File: 1647746210387.jpg (41.49 KB, 510x518, the cow.JPG)

who's ready ladies?!?!

No. 1104337

>>1101225
I was so obsessed with this movie as kid that I started learning Irish history and culture

No. 1104342

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>>1104251
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??

No. 1104347

>>1104220
>nightvale
WEW THAT TAKES ME BACK

No. 1104497

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cp in ot

No. 1104498

>>1104342
Pull the trigger, Officer Wallrump.

No. 1104505

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>>1104497
kill all men

No. 1104660

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manifesting this for all the de/g/enerates who keeps posting about wanting priest kek

No. 1104663

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>>1104660
Wtf is that face lmao

No. 1104665

>>1104660
Kinda based. Also those women are very attractive.

No. 1104670

>>1104660
Maybe he shouldn’t have become a priest if he’s such a slut.

No. 1104695

>>1104660
but anon I want the priest to give into his carnal desires over me, don't want some pathetic beta coomer scrote who call me mommy and wants to be spanked

No. 1104698

>>1104660
This is fucking hilarious

No. 1104708

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>>1104695
that's actually a very fair criticism anon, and I will also be manifesting your dream man

No. 1104710

>>1104660
Reminds me of how excited nonnies got yesterday when a monk got whipped in Häxan kek

No. 1104711

>>1104708
that art is gorgeous

No. 1104714

>>1104708
Who is the artist?

No. 1104720

>>1104710
which thread ?

No. 1104724

>>1104720
It was during the movie night.

No. 1104734

The way the word scrote is used so casually by anons is absolutely hilarious and I love to see it

No. 1104739

>>1104714
It is literally the file name

No. 1104799

>>1104660
The fuck, wasn't that part of a CSI episode

No. 1105037

crickets

No. 1105039

roaches

No. 1105077

moths flying at 60 miles per hour

No. 1105091

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No. 1105174

When is my undercover FBI agent girlfriend gonna come pick me up for my cyber-crimes? I'm lonely

No. 1105179

>>1105174
I can be your glowie gf nona

No. 1105180

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No. 1105186

>>1105179
I would love that

No. 1105192

>YOU WILL WEAR FIVE MASKS
>YOU WILL GET THE GOVT MANDATE GPS MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL USE WINDOWS ELEVEN
>YOU WILL ONLY USE 5G PHONES
>YOUR CAR WILL BE FULLY ELECTRIC WITH VOICE GUIDED AUTOPILOT NAVIGATION

No. 1105198

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Would you share a passionate night with him nonnies?

No. 1105221

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>>1105192
Look

Basically I'm just not gonna accept it (the nwo!!)

I know…. UGH I know….. I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just that I'm not gonna do those things is all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No. 1105232

>>1105198
>N.E.E.T.
This is the only masked man I wouldn't fuck, probably

No. 1105243

>>1105221
ANON
ANON ANON ANON

GIVE THE SAUCE
NOW

No. 1105247

>>1105243
sakimichan, normally don't like her stuff (anatomy gets weird) but we love dio yes we do

No. 1105266

Seriously, what’s up dog?

No. 1105328

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No. 1105366

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>>1105266
Normally the anser would be 'not much' but today it is not the case. Firstly I awoke at the but crack of dawn (twelve noon) and proceded to inject one bowl of my finest cereal. That would be Cheerios™ with the hole grains intact. Not to forget milk. Then I ordered my butler to deliver my labtob. It was sticky from last night so I relayed to him my wish he lick it off. Of course he did so abruptly and most thoroughly until the device was to my satisfaction. Once he handed it to me I checked my stonks (all good) and proceded to lolcow dot farm. Mostly I did the lurking except for a post in a debate that interests me, most titelating. Procedeing from then, I visited my e-mail account. It would seem my absence was noted from the Required employees' dinner. Sad because I missed the lasagne. Each employee is tasked with baking lasagne for each meeting on a rotating schedule. Fortunal it wasn't my turn, but I was bereft. I told my butler clear tomorrow's schedule he replied its already empty, well just as good. I sent my formal apology (307 words, right over the minimum) but I forgot to reply all. Oh well, I'll fill them in tomorrow. I logged off to pee which took a half hour less than usual. My water intake was not up to par today. That was because I became rivuleted to lolcow once more. I was so addicted I nearly missed my evening slug larp. Panicking I commanded the butler to fetch my tub. I have a thirty gallon tub of vaseline for just one purpase. Already nude, I scooped into the basin and get suitably coated. I forgot to log off my computer and sullied it in the process. Ultimately failed to do and here I am.

No. 1105462

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Alright, fuck/marry/kill with Womack, Lurch and any troon from the mtf threads.

Death is not an option

No. 1105479

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>>1105462
>Death is not an option

Fuck a HSTS troon, marry Womack (Doordash coupons ahoy) and kill Lurch, freeing Tuna and the world

No. 1105489

>>1105479
very valid argument about womack I’ll be off getting free spicy chicken sandwiches while he reposts shays asshole on her Twitter fanaccount

No. 1105494

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>>1105462
marry lurch, fuck one of those early/pre-transition troons who just looks like a long haired dude (swear there's been a few posted), & kill womack (I cannot fuck him is all)

No. 1105513

>>1105462
yoga ledo you've once agin given me an impossible choise

No. 1105980

>>1105513
Will you at least partake in this boof

No. 1106002

>>1105462
I had a dream about the Addams family because of this post

No. 1106022

My coochie once again smells like rust and to tell the truth, I’m starting to be worried

No. 1106044

test

No. 1106047

hhaaaa

No. 1106156

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my baby i love her my baby who i love she is my baby and i love her and i hope that you also love my baby too

No. 1106163

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No. 1106185

>>1106022
why do I remember your last post

No. 1106187

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No. 1106194

>>1106156
Is this LOLCOR

No. 1106203

i love LOLCOR.farm

No. 1106210

File: 1647904080970.jpg (297.7 KB, 1084x1350, Tumblr_l_226054646075380.jpg)

I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Fix the sight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT

No. 1106237

>>1106194
No this is lowcow.farms and I'm really upset that I've been posted here. Please take my photo down
Signed willowjadeelizabeth1954@aol.com

No. 1106247

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good nihgt

No. 1106248

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>>1106247
NIGHTY NIGHTY NONNATELLA

No. 1106278

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Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was 『 The World 』
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm kinda difficult
But it's always someone else's fault
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave
Primadonna girl
Would you do anything for me?
Buy a big diamond ring for me?
Would you get down on your knees for me?
Pop that pretty question, right now baby
Beauty queen on a silver screen
Living life like I'm in a dream
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though
And I'm sad to the core, core, core
(Yeah) Every day is a chore, chore, chore
(Wow) When you give, I want more, more, more
I wanna be adored
'Cause I'm a Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was 『 The World 』
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm kinda difficult
But it's always someone else's fault
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave
Primadonna girl

No. 1106279

What does it mean if I woke up early to see what appeared to be a crossbow made of light on my wall

No. 1106285

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>>1106279
God is trying to snipe you

No. 1106286

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>>1106285
I hope so

No. 1106293

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>>1105462
>>1105494
>>1106002
hold. the. FUCK UP!!! I was not functioning correctly and thought op meant lurch addams family, Im an idiot brb tbh kms

No. 1106323

the burger king isn't a real king, but he is a real hamburger. that's why he wears the mask.

No. 1106327

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enjoy

No. 1106348

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Oh yeahhh
Wooo babyyyy
It’s old lady time REPLY WITH OLD LADIES

No. 1106352

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>>1106348
no. fuck you.

No. 1106353

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>>1106348
hey babe

No. 1106356

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>>1106348
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO

No. 1106357

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>>1106348
WOOOOO

No. 1106359

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>>1106352
get off my lawn. now before I pinch thos cheeks

No. 1106360

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>>1106352
You’re lucky I appreciate the youngins too

No. 1106371

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>>1106348
Let's hit it

No. 1106372

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No. 1106383

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No. 1106384

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>>1106383
Gee gee gee gee
(baby baby baby)

No. 1106396

File: 1647925087865.gif (2.85 MB, 312x234, 1317431730798.gif)

SSSSSSLLLLLURRRRRRRRPPPPPP

No. 1106431

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Rate my fit girlies

No. 1106433

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>>1106431
Oh Kikomi, you goofball

No. 1106436

>>1106431
seeing a strap-on the front page feels bad

No. 1106439

>>1106431
You better seal your makeup or else……

No. 1106460

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>>1106383
babby!!!!! I missed you

No. 1106461

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>>1106396
rmmfh mfbhmmhhhmfmmfh

No. 1107160

>>1106460
MOMMA!

No. 1107177

>>1106431
very uwu and owo

No. 1107241

File: 1647982934378.jpg (289.46 KB, 959x920, catsniff.jpg)

GIVING MY CAT A BIG OL SPINE SNIFF

SNIIIIIIFFF

No. 1107321

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>>1107160
mama said it's my turn for milk

No. 1107380

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don't even fucking look at me if your shoes don't look like this

No. 1107440

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>>1107380
softly taps your toe under the table

No. 1107454

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No. 1107489

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No. 1107492

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Would Elise wear these?

No. 1107493

>>1107492
Only if the guns can shoot so she can kill moids and retards.

No. 1107494

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>>1107493
>speaking ill of the retarded in the retarded shitposts thread

No. 1107503

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No. 1107504

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No. 1110176

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