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No. 1057266
Since the last anon skipped the 13th thread, this is officially the 13th one now. Next one gotta be the 15th.
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
Previous mental impairments:
>>>/ot/1022095 No. 1057296
File: 1644344680237.png (39.31 KB, 640x400, download (4).png)
i think im gonna mix preworkout powder into my monster energy drink
No. 1057590
File: 1644353933723.png (1.11 MB, 1044x700, ScorpioLav.png)
>>1056409First one! Yes, I am going overboard. I hope you like them!
No. 1057861
File: 1644361040181.jpeg (326.09 KB, 761x580, 05E51267-0604-4259-BC3C-F086A4…)
…………penis flytrap
No. 1057924
File: 1644363752150.png (976.7 KB, 826x700, GeminiRed.png)
>>1056417Gemini, bright red, hope you like it!!
No. 1057941
>>1057929Could I get a black+Sagittarius mood board,
nonnie?
No. 1057953
>>1057929If possible could you please do Gemini + olive green? Thanks
nonnie!
No. 1057998
File: 1644366532060.jpg (9.43 KB, 140x21, freud.JPG)
No. 1058023
File: 1644368247127.jpg (234.72 KB, 1020x574, FaceApp_1644367937418.jpg)
Something about a man having a wife just doesn't sit right with me. A woman having a husband is okay, but a man having a wife? Who the fuck told you that's okay?!
No. 1058079
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>>1057998mfw what I read has worse tags
No. 1058174
File: 1644377709942.jpg (47.61 KB, 720x720, 4126e8ec2704197612dccd2d1a8335…)
yall want summ???
No. 1058176
File: 1644377830380.jpg (79.75 KB, 1045x765, ass.jpg)
it's decided then, I'm leaving my only circle of friends
No. 1058191
File: 1644378531982.jpg (30.78 KB, 720x704, Tumblr_l_782511193025660.jpg)
No. 1058208
>>1058191SAVED IMMEDIATELY, thank you for this blessed pic
nonnie.
No. 1058209
File: 1644379715662.jpeg (494.48 KB, 872x704, 31117BA6-FA10-4D51-A88F-B2CEDD…)
>>1058174Yes.
takes all of them No. 1058270
File: 1644385931160.jpg (406.62 KB, 1409x1291, hnmmm.jpg)
I turned the cap on my weed pen inside out and now it looks like a tiny menstrual cup
No. 1058309
File: 1644390131873.jpg (49.6 KB, 540x682, 2ee5c02635b8ccdd79bbf231787dae…)
When will my reflection show who i am inside?
No. 1058346
File: 1644393446481.gif (4.85 MB, 340x192, 1626191545043.gif)
I have a bad case of sinusitis and I am so full of snot. I can't sleep cause I'm choking on the snot. I'm puking snot. Anyway I made a song in the rhythm of sweet but sicko
O she's so full of mucus
She's puking the mucus
At night she's puking
Bla Bla Blarg
O she's so full of mucus
She swallows the mucus
It's so much mucus
At she's puking
Bla bla Blarg
I'm ending it now cuz I gotta puke my snot. Pls unalive me nonnies
No. 1058463
File: 1644399511744.jpeg (27.21 KB, 750x422, 02C0B807-4BBB-4586-BC9E-AA1A35…)
average kpop idol
No. 1058474
File: 1644400845237.jpg (70 KB, 544x727, 21433011_1615065948562117_2780…)
Badass. deadass
No. 1058504
File: 1644404841092.gif (1.3 MB, 498x231, sperg.gif)
>get into a obscure character because im a sucker for this aesthetic
>he's mostly only popular for shitpost memes which include making him extremely muscular and gay for laughs
>start seeing he's getting a bit more popular in the fan community for some reason, though people who draw him give him a very feminine fakeboi body type and pair him with other boys
why is it so hard not to make every male character a faggot ?
No. 1058529
>>1058513Mooommyyy shark do do do do do do,
Mommy shark do do do do do do,
Mommy shark do do do do do do,
Mommy shark
No. 1058552
File: 1644410865029.png (684.58 KB, 680x549, dfasfn.png)
>>1058545It's ok, you can look at this picture and laugh at him. Hahahahahahaha! What a faggot.
No. 1058695
>>1058552Jonathan is the cutest one here, fuck Dio. DIOfags will never tell you the truth, which is that it is
Jonathan's beefcake tits that made Dio so great. Smfh.
No. 1058775
>>1058754If you buy this healing crystal bracelet for $300, it will cure your health issues! And make that girl you want to be friends with reply your messages with more enthusiasm!
>>1058756In the next 2 weeks, you will see someone on public transport and notice their bald spot by accident.
No. 1058801
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No. 1058859
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>>1058814
Final boss
No. 1058913
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A kissaroo from me to you!
No. 1058923
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No. 1058938
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No. 1058965
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Dude Ima alien just tryina dring bro
No. 1059085
File: 1644438310637.jpeg (427.67 KB, 1536x2048, 9CA1ECEF-8721-4C4A-949F-0E2B47…)
Tag yourselves, I’m I <3 my mom
No. 1059293
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>>1059255It's kind of weird that you think about it this much but an easy way to find out would be to say he does and watch his reaction
No. 1059378
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>>1059333NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE !
No. 1059412
File: 1644454889229.jpeg (143.75 KB, 750x826, 7EC811B1-BBF7-483A-A710-8AF996…)
Boobs. Boobies. Tits. Breasts. Booba. Milkers. Tatas. Bazoingas. Chesteses. Chichis. Tiddies. Melons. Knockers. Bosoms. Rack. Teats. Twins. The girls. Biddies. Fun bags. Hoohas. Jugs. Chesticles. Hooters. Cans. Boobers. Milk flaps. Twin Peaks. Tetas. Opai. Titte. Gazongas. Honkers. Pointer sisters.
No. 1059416
File: 1644455418463.jpeg (150.69 KB, 736x1070, 09A71688-D5CB-45BA-8F8D-758DB1…)
>>1059412I like badonkers.
No. 1059434
File: 1644456276231.jpg (60.52 KB, 563x559, Tumblr_l_151650069434649.jpg)
>>1059412They even drew the foot kinda sexy ngl
No. 1059483
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>>1059384Kek anon, I really want to know though, what was your argument based on?
No. 1059653
File: 1644478357922.gif (551.45 KB, 275x155, NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE …)
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE
HELL
HELL
HELL
HELL
No. 1059843
File: 1644498752239.jpg (144.96 KB, 800x600, common octopus in crete.jpg)
>>1059483I watched a cool documentary called My Octopus Teacher. It's about this diver who free dived in the same kelp forest every day and eventually "befriended" a female octopus that had a den there. Over almost an entire year - about 80% of her life - he would visit her daily. At first she was reluctant and wary, first hiding completely in her den, and then clamping her suckers onto the rock of the den but peeping out a little, and then extending a tentacle out to touch him, and eventually after months and months of this, she displayed no wariness around the diver. She would sometimes crawl all around his body, holding on sometimes even when he surfaced for air (he didn't use an oxygen tank.) Over the course of the year, he saw a shark bite off one of her tentacles and her barely survive but manage to regrow the tentacle. He saw her and another octopus breed. And then he saw her die, first eaten by fish in pieces after she started to die following breeding and then in one whole piece by a shark who casually picked her body/corpse up and ate it. This was an octopus that he had KNOWN for a year, had a relationship with, and it gave the diver a greater understanding of the absolute interconnectedness and importance of every creature in an ecosystem and it was really quite beautiful.
So I watch this doc that I liked and my mom got home from work. I told her about my day, watching the doc, and then she says that some PhD guy on PBS said that octopi were distinct from every other animal evolutionary and that they're completely their own thing. I pointed out that they are molluscs, the second largest phylum in the world and related to snails and clams and a huge amount of other things. And she kept saying "are you sure?" She looked it up on Wikipedia and then said "Wikipeida isn't scholarly enough for what I'm looking for."
It became a really weird passive aggressive thing. I didn't want to fight about this, I just pointed out that taxonomically octopuses are related to other things and didn't just "evolve completely outside of everything else." And when I mentioned squids and cuttlefish too, she just waved that away saying they're basically the same thing.
I wasn't even combative. I could see was starting to take the conversation really seriously and I should have just said "let's talk about something else" and left it at that, but after a few minutes she stormed off to her bedroom and I went off to mine. I feel bad we fought, but octopi are literally cephalopods which are literally molluscs, they didn't just appear out of nowhere in the primordial soup. And I'm a little hurt that she immediately doubted me when I said octopi are molluscs because 1. that's common knowledge and 2. I had literally just said that I watched a feature-length documentary on octopi. I don't know what point the PhD guy was trying to make about octopi on the TV that my mom half-remembered from years ago, but I'm sure he was right about whatever he was on about.
I'm sorry for the vent.
No. 1060194
File: 1644514911696.png (754.74 KB, 816x700, f150rising.png)
>>1056418>>1058709Ford F150 Rising, hope you likey
No. 1060432
File: 1644523275849.jpeg (53.62 KB, 828x817, bVhoeNw.jpeg)
heartbreaking .
No. 1060487
File: 1644526262214.gif (3.24 MB, 360x202, 5EE9D120-3527-4E58-BCA0-671017…)
SEXO
SEXO
SEXO (SEXO)
SEXO SEXO
No. 1060723
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These dildos are pretty aesthetic, look at their shape and colors, i bet they would look so cute with an indie filter
No. 1060733
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>>1059653The falling particles are the exploded remnants of human flesh
No. 1060739
File: 1644536823284.png (1010.97 KB, 800x800, colorfulandmarvelous.png)
>>1060723COLORFUL AND MARVELOUS YESSS
No. 1060754
File: 1644537436084.png (1022.96 KB, 800x800, colorfulandgoogly.png)
>>1060740now they're sentient
No. 1060762
File: 1644537753606.jpg (Spoiler Image,99.42 KB, 540x780, tumblr_d4499d6499decc18dbd6770…)
I have a headache nonnies
No. 1060860
File: 1644543483959.jpeg (29.53 KB, 640x480, 4D4DFC13-6B74-454C-8A49-AA6CAC…)
hey newfangs
No. 1061325
File: 1644579575617.jpeg (68.31 KB, 701x438, 2BCB54B6-59C5-4ECA-9869-598F66…)
Me going back in time to elementary school when my whole class told me it said gullible on the ceiling so I can accuse them of gaslighting me and get them cancelled on Twitter
No. 1061330
File: 1644580130893.png (8.31 MB, 2200x2000, 1594368601696.png)
It's time for bräkfast come on nonnies come get your lööps
No. 1061484
File: 1644590560492.webm (1.05 MB, 720x900, GJgyjWzpEBWLWTk8.webm)
>does vidrel to the nonny reading this post
No. 1061487
File: 1644590868555.jpg (Spoiler Image,166.32 KB, 837x1280, original (52).jpg)
husbando
No. 1061501
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Which ones today, ladies?
No. 1061516
File: 1644593812832.jpeg (244.88 KB, 1035x1035, B3A83AD5-6444-4CD7-BBCD-28363B…)
>>1061501I’m gonna twist your question a little bit and show you my range the last few months. White is excluded.
No. 1061564
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>>1061545These types of charts can be really helpful. Here's another one I like to use.
No. 1062038
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This is my super power
No. 1062046
File: 1644624664159.jpg (225.68 KB, 483x858, 1638818262368.jpg)
>>1062038call 1-800-stand-on-your-man
No. 1062076
File: 1644627695844.jpg (65.5 KB, 1080x833, Tumblr_l_62642296618759.jpg)
Macaroni and cheese
No. 1062249
File: 1644638459933.jpeg (54.29 KB, 735x592, CBEF64F8-6B99-45DF-97BD-170A26…)
i’m going insane
No. 1062308
File: 1644643183001.jpg (83.56 KB, 736x736, df986e3a6e755844dfa602f898cb7a…)
Fergalicious definition
No. 1062374
File: 1644649135920.jpg (43.05 KB, 500x374, ma8f33386afbeca3953c001d4b8616…)
i wanna scream i wanna cry i wanna run i wanna throw things i wanna kick things over i wanna smash a car in i wanna jump i wanna tear things apart i wanna dance i wanna fall over i wanna roll around on the floor i wanna sleep i wanna dream i wanna fuck i wanna spin around i wanna swing on a monkey bar i wanna crawl in mud i wanna laugh i wanna lose my mind i wanna go absolutely batshit insane
No. 1062380
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White Kanye
No. 1062387
>>1062380kevin smith
kanye smith
No. 1062851
File: 1644684415039.jpg (38.27 KB, 474x461, 45f647r80e9432t34.jpg)
No. 1062870
File: 1644684984819.jpg (395.73 KB, 1242x1395, Tumblr_l_1550887556220932.jpg)
>>1062860Yet old fat men stick their ass out as they please when sitting and getting up
No. 1062872
File: 1644685237415.jpg (182.99 KB, 800x788, Hans_Holbein_the_Younger_-_The…)
ify ou read this post you'll die within the nex t ten housand years
pass this post along to friends to ride yourself of the curse
No. 1062898
File: 1644686604304.jpg (357.77 KB, 1280x1920, tikatheiggy-3.jpg)
>>1062872So this is how I lose my immortality. From lolcow of all places.
No. 1062908
>>1062906What? Stop making shit up. That or you're seeing things,
nonny. There are no stretched out skull.jpgs on no floors. Certainly not irl too.
No. 1062919
File: 1644687488983.jpg (19.81 KB, 442x274, the ambassadors.jpg)
>>1062906It's really fun actually, it's painted that way intentionally so it jumps out at you if you view it from the side (I think it was made to be displayed on stairs?). This is what it looks like from the side!
No. 1063389
File: 1644700477705.jpg (56.92 KB, 500x685, How to kiss properly-1942 Life…)
sorry for the vintage spam but these are funny to me kek. that bottom left pic..
No. 1063481
File: 1644705775914.jpeg (47.02 KB, 501x553, 48065704-AACD-47BB-B4E4-A310BB…)
yes nonny
No. 1063519
File: 1644709086805.jpg (381.8 KB, 1025x1280, Tumblr_l_43347719245546.jpg)
Wyd if Lindsay Lohan holds the wrong end of a knife to your neck
No. 1064367
>>1064359A fatty walked up to the celebricows thread
And said to the nonnies, in the thread
Hey! Bombombom..
Rattle rattle, skelly cunt!!
No. 1064406
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No. 1064408
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No. 1064410
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No. 1064413
File: 1644767672359.gif (335.79 KB, 235x211, Od1n2NR.gif)
>when anon talks about her bf
No. 1064414
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No. 1064423
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No. 1064427
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No. 1064438
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me entering threads
No. 1064439
File: 1644768344045.jpg (Spoiler Image,59.98 KB, 1280x720, 030.jpg)
>RARE: Super never before seen photo of timothee chalalalamint
No. 1064441
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No. 1064442
File: 1644768414013.gif (200.21 KB, 578x698, go herbert go herbert.gif)
Sexy herbert p bear
No. 1064509
File: 1644770607385.gif (623.35 KB, 200x150, 54F8E378-6C67-4A4E-B145-7200D1…)
>>1064498She’s married to this guy
No. 1065127
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i cant express how happy i was to see new images on the front page WELCOME BACK /OT/ RETARDS
No. 1065175
File: 1645552589912.jpeg (1.16 MB, 1919x1528, 3E8C436F-DFBE-40C3-A934-18859A…)
WE'RE BACK
No. 1066076
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No. 1066080
File: 1645600032432.png (483.86 KB, 378x720, 273939383o.png)
Wake me up when /m is back
No. 1066170
File: 1645613665036.jpg (118.36 KB, 640x964, 8e3e24e33f5997d7651e1ca48bf660…)
i think i'm going to look like this as an old lady
No. 1066210
File: 1645617692146.gif (130.47 KB, 220x305, oh go.gif)
you so groovy baby like a cat getting electrocuted
No. 1066248
File: 1645622038078.jpg (208.68 KB, 720x359, 47978_original.jpg)
Pass the bees
No. 1066270
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No. 1066296
File: 1645626132357.jpeg (260.57 KB, 726x482, 5E804099-246C-4B36-8FBA-4AE49D…)
>>1066248I… I ate them. I got hungwy….
No. 1066336
File: 1645628074268.png (20.2 KB, 275x218, F67CB871-E029-4396-9AF6-7B07DA…)
my nonny ooh nona
half of my heart is with
my nonny ooh nona
No. 1066611
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>>1058346Have you tried dissolving a spoon of vaporub into a bowl of boiling water then breathing the vapors in with a cloth over your head to trap the heat? It would absolutely fuck you up if your nostrils are half blocked because it's SO effective. But plenty of tears come out too. Every other method that in the past hasn't helped me get the snot out and my nose opened up, this did it.
If you're suffering anyway, maybe try this.
No. 1067069
File: 1645665502866.jpg (242.58 KB, 951x1500, cowboy.jpg)
I wanan be a cowboy giddyup
No. 1067099
File: 1645666714759.jpg (88.99 KB, 736x946, Tumblr_l_198642772217035.jpg)
What's she playing, ladies?
No. 1067137
File: 1645668420581.jpeg (62.67 KB, 1280x720, 4E2F8EC3-27BD-4C85-A2BC-4E5C99…)
>>1067099You reposted in the wrong dimadome.
No. 1067146
File: 1645669365853.jpeg (201.84 KB, 620x827, F721CFDC-5A89-49AB-8478-E3A392…)
dropped toothpaste, what should I name it
No. 1067166
File: 1645670312112.jpg (44.27 KB, 717x848, 0e84ac2b649e9d6b2b8845a40efdf4…)
OO AA
No. 1067339
File: 1645683994646.jpg (1.52 MB, 1240x1754, rena.jpg)
Rena is the only valid anime girl.
>fixes problems through violence/murder
>certified schizo
>og tinfoiler
>matches scrote strength
>has all the good qualities of women
>can ride a bike (I can't)
No. 1067351
File: 1645686014432.jpg (217.54 KB, 1080x1472, 20220224_015739.jpg)
Wish and AliExpress adds on Facebook never cease to amaze me. If only sissy coomers were actually fit like that, there wouldn't be sissy coomers.
No. 1067507
File: 1645696995384.gif (50.27 KB, 100x100, F6A4F9B4-0E89-4E2E-A6A0-17C9CD…)
No. 1067509
File: 1645697083537.jpg (121.35 KB, 921x664, togetehr.jpg)
>>1067339these two should have unionized
No. 1067659
File: 1645707766774.jpg (189.13 KB, 720x523, Screenshot_20220224-125929_You…)
The Russian army sure moves fast.
No. 1067698
>>1067351There was a male lingerie site that launched in my country a couple years ago selling shit like this and I remember the guy who ran the site went to newspapers and news sites to get free advertising by talking about it as if it's some social issue he's tackling 'breaking down the stigma of men wearing lingerie' 'many men are stuck buying female lingerie that doesn't fit them well' 'muh hard life being a xdresser'
I couldn't care if a guy does this in his own bedroom and I'm not the one stuck tolerating it but.. this guy kept referencing how men love wearing lingerie to the office and feeling sexy in their secret lacy gear underneath their work suit.. like fuck off dragging unsuspecting strangers into your fantasy
No. 1067953
>>1063409Honestly say what you like but my socially inept ass wishes this was a thing for everyone, with different things indicating different things baout you, like when gay men would have different coloured hankies to indicate what flavor of degenerate they are.
Like you had a certain hair clip to say you wanted to make friends, or that you like plants or have peaked or whatever. This is very biased to me ofc and with human nature would never work but I can dream because it would make things SO MUCH easier.
No. 1068734
File: 1645741899639.jpg (69.87 KB, 736x920, 2b2347e1084480d433823688b14c0f…)
cringe this, cringe that……………..
No. 1068786
File: 1645744150311.png (151.19 KB, 443x848, TS4_Logo_Plumbob.jpg.png)
>>1067953Absolute autismo but I wish I could have the Sims diamond above my head and it would signal when/when I wouldn't want to talk to people bc sometimes I want to make small conversation at the grocery store and sometimes I want to say fuck off without talking
No. 1069018
File: 1645759286709.gif (1.66 MB, 320x320, flirty-anger-management.gif)
Look at me and tell me the truth, what do you do when people don't know what we go through?
They see my blonde hair, blue eyes and class but they don't know I have a really big heart
Don't get me wrong, I know that I'm hot, but textbook perfection really takes a lot
Weird guys call my phone and girls call me names but like Miley said, "I can't be tamed"
No. 1069079
File: 1645768648337.jpg (46.84 KB, 474x410, downloadfile-5.jpg)
who else feels this rn
No. 1069084
File: 1645768988397.jpeg (134.9 KB, 749x992, 1179B8E7-FFC9-45B8-A8B3-8A2052…)
No. 1070470
File: 1645834447180.jpg (44.04 KB, 750x553, 1645818861511.jpg)
No. 1070481
File: 1645834890785.jpg (36.97 KB, 570x515, 1644228328923.jpg)
No. 1070559
>>1070557n-
nonny what are you talking about? I am very scared
No. 1070560
File: 1645837681009.gif (3.14 MB, 926x960, 1c34ad300d73e9541d5e73e2b320f7…)
who up feeling groovy & hungry rn
No. 1070564
>>1070560Me when I have to pee real bad
(Like right now)
No. 1070600
File: 1645839583505.jpg (44.59 KB, 750x304, Tumblr_l_115174860534917.jpg)
Would you eat dinner with them
No. 1070609
File: 1645840004575.jpg (17.47 KB, 500x491, Tumblr_l_359899506439791.jpg)
A man's place is in the kitchen
No. 1070623
>>1070620Nta but what are you talking about
nonnie they’re at home its a free homecooked meal
No. 1070624
File: 1645841407151.gif (8.07 MB, 200x354, 59D55E65-6CCB-4C76-8177-FF606F…)
Grrrrrrrrr grrrrrrr
No. 1070705
File: 1645850998899.jpg (179.34 KB, 736x981, 4424d86d58dc4377141a1d552748b5…)
Stop fighting guys, please, let's all just eat this melón together
No. 1070709
File: 1645852188765.jpg (81.37 KB, 736x736, ee773c0a81db54f5789c98b33a1376…)
I wanna plushie. Post cute plushes I'll randomly select which one to get
No. 1070716
File: 1645853297502.jpeg (245.15 KB, 1000x1000, 34AD478A-386C-483B-8D33-2E0F1C…)
>>1070709Lobster in a sweater from Jellycat
No. 1070789
File: 1645861009607.jpeg (308.54 KB, 740x1473, A4828C77-7560-4501-A67F-E82E26…)
No. 1071602
File: 1645899056136.png (973.37 KB, 1360x576, 14AA547E-C499-4F46-9E25-A93E3C…)
The legend is back and hentai sellers are pissed
No. 1071769
File: 1645906056908.png (689.25 KB, 1118x596, Wacky_Dawg.png)
No. 1071780
File: 1645906673000.jpeg (164.7 KB, 948x1024, 7B103140-0701-4922-8706-887F23…)
No. 1071783
File: 1645906907358.png (585.24 KB, 600x600, A49E6A14-5AC5-4A6B-8B5A-ADB703…)
Hmm do i have a plushie picture on my phone
Yes i did
No. 1071792
File: 1645907390163.jpg (211.12 KB, 1068x1500, 1644267947094.jpg)
>>1070709I want to decorate my computer setup with this lil guy.
>>1071592Where can I buy these???
No. 1071813
File: 1645908154216.jpeg (37.43 KB, 500x496, 95a2ef0383de2a42a4172d589fe6c1…)
sum times deez corporations do be coming thru frfr one hunnit:;; ya kno me i aint got no frans, no one to talk to ya kno ya feel me? aint no one out there hittin up my line tellin me ta hang and all dat good shit ya hear? so its ma birthday, and man starbucks really do be a real one. They really do be the only ones out there givin ME a birthday present. and GODAUYM starbucks really do be my only friend out there. You know i be hittin up starbucks getting MY FREE VENTI DRANK on my mf berthday from da real homie starbucks. AND YOU KNOW that shit cost like $10 ova here. I really do appreciate you starbz sheesh makin me all blushy and shii makin me twirl my hair around my finger and giggle typa shii;;; they be the only ones out here makin ME feel special n shii;; anyways all im here to say is that starbz is a real one no goat no cap;;;
No. 1071834
File: 1645908817732.png (2.13 MB, 1140x1140, Untitled.png)
will you help him?
y/n
No. 1071880
>>1070714idk who he is but keep seeing him around the farms
>>1070716Cute! Makes me want to knit turtlenecks for my other plush
>>1070721would have been good to have for 2020
>>1070788shaped like a friend
>>1071774Oohhh I like this one, reminds me of the coelacanth plush I was eyeing for a long time
No. 1072270
File: 1645930464490.png (233.8 KB, 619x294, EK84_myU0AM2hzo.png)
>>1071880It's Ogata Hyakunosuke from Golden Kamuy. He's canonically coded like a cat without being a full blown catboy. Also a sniper with daddy issues and a plethora more of mental illnesses. If you can stomach gore and crazy shit, I highly recommend the manga. Also a great husbando finder
No. 1072273
File: 1645930698683.jpg (98.78 KB, 1080x1608, Tumblr_l_403551775507775.jpg)
Gay ass nigga
No. 1072308
File: 1645935262513.jpeg (31.35 KB, 236x431, 60281DF9-B789-4090-BA2A-B824A2…)
Yayyy
No. 1072318
File: 1645936712959.jpg (7.58 KB, 250x250, tumblr_7d237aac17be51a6c86fe9e…)
>>1072311D-do you want to come over and watch anime? Or if you aren't into that we could watch something else on my Netflix account.
No. 1072464
File: 1645955598043.png (100.59 KB, 750x299, i_hate_men_so_much.png)
I was thinking about the original meme and this came to me like some sort of prophetic vision. Any idea how I could improve it kek ?
No. 1073074
File: 1645979327305.jpeg (128.32 KB, 1080x1080, 2C7F6240-80C6-4082-B3BD-90BC64…)
>>1072357that’s doable! i can make us some coffee and snacks. lmk if you want me to pick up anything specific from the store.
No. 1073216
File: 1645983080321.jpg (61.66 KB, 640x1019, Tumblr_l_403487970549101.jpg)
Would you help him y/n
No. 1073223
>>1073216Well, as long as he doesn’t
lose his head because I’m sure he must
give some amazing head you could say that I would indeed help him because
I don’t want him to lose his head over this and I honestly hope he
fall head over heels for me.
No. 1073246
File: 1645983973838.jpg (85.65 KB, 500x500, artworks-000210288897-8ir6z7-t…)
No. 1074112
File: 1646004214360.png (436.75 KB, 518x456, 71.png)
I want to eat pie, but I have to finish the cake first someone please help
No. 1074313
File: 1646011961355.jpg (45.89 KB, 576x1024, 1645999812755.jpg)
Would you answer him y/n
No. 1074449
File: 1646021455663.png (Spoiler Image,77.41 KB, 555x618, lucindaa.png)
>>1074430>>1074434Ok anons, thanks
It's Lucinda No. 1074571
File: 1646029797170.jpeg (87.38 KB, 620x460, A3164657-D450-4DCB-B8CC-FD2CA7…)
here my cat
No. 1074665
File: 1646039992063.png (1.64 MB, 1014x774, unknown (3).png)
No. 1076381
File: 1646086098117.jpeg (113.27 KB, 828x614, 16EC8391-7942-4A23-8017-E78AF5…)
>>1074839yeah this my cot. she has undergone a transformation….
No. 1076720
File: 1646097290140.png (156.46 KB, 267x619, Capture.PNG)
No. 1076831
File: 1646104403105.jpg (295.58 KB, 522x386, Tumblr_l_610892754913575.jpg)
Might fuck around and babushka post
No. 1076842
File: 1646104872343.jpg (113.24 KB, 735x413, a1e982fc7a11a28d200a9a51cc3b99…)
What thread are they looking at
No. 1076849
File: 1646105219079.jpg (70.87 KB, 500x499, 55c6a74451f43a8106d643559366f9…)
Me and the nonnies on Lolcow.gov in 2070
No. 1076860
File: 1646105964382.jpg (83.21 KB, 821x900, babushkats.jpg)
I want to be a babushka when I'm old, but I'm not Russian so there goes my dream…
No. 1076861
File: 1646106196258.jpg (32.68 KB, 612x408, old_turkish_woman.jpg)
>>1076860anon all Caucasian women around the world have the potential to be babushka
No. 1076866
File: 1646106834859.jpg (79.16 KB, 700x1006, sheprotecc.jpg)
>>1076861My dream it can be realized, thank you anon I'm relieved.
No. 1076869
File: 1646107115356.jpg (50.61 KB, 720x720, Tumblr_l_3327803985083.jpg)
>>1076867I don't know what youre yelling about, BUT I WILL JOIN YOU
No. 1076870
File: 1646107191600.jpg (30.93 KB, 563x596, 645646545.jpg)
>>1076842this very thread
No. 1077030
File: 1646116680397.jpeg (81.03 KB, 828x249, 27B7068C-24A6-425E-BE48-C851F1…)
No. 1077045
File: 1646117724605.jpg (97.15 KB, 735x720, 60b08266b873edc050c084997a66e7…)
c h o m k
No. 1077922
File: 1646156819797.jpeg (131.54 KB, 827x609, ADAEEF1E-6B8E-45EB-9A7B-105B08…)
what tha hell
No. 1077949
File: 1646157489365.png (145.21 KB, 256x256, fear.png)
Look I wrote "fear" into neuralblender
No. 1077965
File: 1646157796806.jpeg (228.9 KB, 1242x1026, 5BAF5556-2055-43EC-817B-55C0F1…)
>>1077940Sorry
nonnie but
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
DON’T RUIN THEM
AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA
No. 1078406
File: 1646166838515.png (448.34 KB, 828x821, CAC1C034-46BB-4952-93A3-C46375…)
No. 1078414
File: 1646167053649.jpg (75.86 KB, 540x405, 0796d8cdb100b88f5c5_60813f0e_5…)
fsfazrhesggrgrsehbh
No. 1078616
File: 1646174091833.jpg (51.21 KB, 960x960, 1634139373555.jpg)
>>1057266I'm this close to going back to heroin I need a hug
No. 1078635
File: 1646174918424.gif (1.68 MB, 640x598, fd6c079e840fb1fe34e91856bb5d2b…)
>>1078629i'm sorry anon. i wish i could give you a hug rn. i do not know what it is like to be in your shoes, but i can tell that there is a lot of pain. i sincerely, honestly, genuinely wish you the very, very best. what's been so hard for you? what makes this time different from other hard times?
No. 1078651
File: 1646175303172.jpg (264.54 KB, 1000x750, cathug.jpg)
>>1078635thank you anon you are very kind.
I'll try not to be too specific but one of my siblings committed suicide in my parent's home and they found him, and it has been tough on the entire family. We are a blue collar family and monetarily we struggled to pay for the funerary expenses so I moved back home to give my rent money to help but is all so sad, I'm sad anon.
Thank you for your hug.
No. 1078688
File: 1646176757635.gif (548.65 KB, 220x165, cat-love.gif)
>>1078651different anon, but I send my love to you, please stay safe
nonnie. It may seem dark right now but there is always good on the horizon, I hope you and your family can give them the send off you want.
No. 1078689
>>1078651i'm so sorry. i understand now. the hurt and grief must be unbearable, i'm so, so sorry you and your family are going through this. please be good to yourself,
nonnie. don't neglect yourself during this time. you do not deserve more troubles down the road. i wish i could give you a hug. hope this isn't weird but i'm keeping you in my thoughts and i am wishing you the very, very best. i am wishing you and your family peace and health and safety. i really hope that you can stick out the pain and stay away from heroin, you deserve good things,
nonnie. you deserve a healthy body and a good life.
No. 1078698
File: 1646177258518.jpg (91.94 KB, 690x690, f80106d598d4727f0a22cd01c8df43…)
>>1078688>>1078689Thank you so much both of you, now I feel silly having to out myself on LC of all places KEK. But I do appreciate your words and thank you so much for having me in your prayers, a good outcome of this tragedy is that our family is more together than ever so I'll try to focus on that.
Once again thank you both. <3
No. 1078711
File: 1646177679051.jpeg (71.27 KB, 1300x958, 991DCA07-78EA-4150-AF1A-185CBB…)
Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't talkin!
No. 1078766
File: 1646179933673.jpg (36.34 KB, 558x474, a1fc97d7-97af-42f9-94a3-b03047…)
when he's reaady for the succ
No. 1078772
File: 1646180153161.png (60.21 KB, 488x235, Ko.PNG)
This made me think of Ko-chan
No. 1078808
File: 1646182217132.jpg (110.91 KB, 735x774, fc4a439968f27a4db749ccd1eda36a…)
>/m/ is still kill
I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE FIX the sight I'm begging for you please give me
No. 1078824
File: 1646183357780.jpg (115.69 KB, 640x831, a944467_640.jpg)
No. 1078840
File: 1646184735678.jpeg (14.3 KB, 275x271, 1645220343685.jpeg)
watashi wa scared of my own thoughts desu
No. 1078846
File: 1646185194840.jpg (7.18 KB, 256x256, 36e0f0170368bb423ebc910088bc02…)
>>1078840>inhalesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No. 1078860
File: 1646186251485.jpg (95.16 KB, 700x1050, 8cf3f772d5865a4e26e1f5cc4c65d5…)
>>1078857The CIA is the reason you're a fujo in the first place
No. 1078874
File: 1646186907174.jpeg (10.5 KB, 229x275, 1646003353648.jpeg)
>>1078868you are forgiven. but i will never forget. similar to 9/11.
No. 1078879
File: 1646187341830.jpg (93.85 KB, 720x898, d3d51e3e147a36b151de0ca565bb29…)
No. 1078891
File: 1646188183236.jpeg (520.8 KB, 1000x1000, FMzxOf9WQAU2ilh.jpeg)
Comaeda-chan bait
No. 1078896
File: 1646188878799.jpeg (164.66 KB, 640x960, BE9B0859-ACEC-4435-AF01-434817…)
which will be the lucky onoun
No. 1078905
File: 1646189484347.jpeg (92.92 KB, 828x341, 84CB2756-5E4A-4E99-9921-23E714…)
No. 1078927
File: 1646191166039.jpg (155.23 KB, 1080x909, IMG_20220302_001206.jpg)
I read on a thread that the former porn star from euphoria just now learns that her lips could be upsetting for some people and I wonder how high she is honestly, I found this on a random memepage from latam, meaning that's all she's know for, to be mocked at her shock feature.
It makes me sad
No. 1079025
File: 1646198427628.jpeg (93.03 KB, 750x1061, 8AB76C91-B8B3-45DA-ADF6-DBCACD…)
No. 1079042
File: 1646199709107.png (107.25 KB, 400x400, 1593328620490.png)
Bae I picked up that new bubble bath you wanted
No. 1079076
File: 1646204658022.jpg (573.45 KB, 2048x1536, FMZEQR4X0AIoAKD.jpg)
You've been visited by the Slime Mold of Fortune. You don't need to do anything. It's already too late.
No. 1079148
File: 1646210832437.jpg (279.71 KB, 1439x1080, Yuh.jpg)
No. 1079334
File: 1646225159331.gif (257.79 KB, 120x90, 491CDF1B-A5E6-468A-A897-8CCA17…)
I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT
No. 1079350
>>1078881You dummyhead it's "abbachio's special tea" (piss)
>>1078896lucky nonnieon
No. 1079924
File: 1646242454003.jpeg (273.83 KB, 921x1162, 0E6929E6-6143-4C8D-87DC-1F3BA2…)
No. 1080371
File: 1646255917073.jpeg (34.72 KB, 828x672, 5D38500E-C68E-46A4-8F38-5BCAC6…)
No. 1080384
File: 1646256269586.gif (268.6 KB, 363x85, 2903479dhi7rkusld.gif)
Alright here me out;
dinosaur shaped bagels.
No. 1080411
File: 1646257148898.webm (3.8 MB, 378x360, 1643156296175.webm)
Now tell me, would you let a fellow farmer live in your attic? I'm really clean and quiet I promise!
No. 1080422
File: 1646257588878.jpg (45.87 KB, 540x303, 8b4e88ae05bc3_9918fbd7_540.jpg)
my favorite color is blood
No. 1080447
File: 1646258919592.jpg (40.51 KB, 720x960, busbuaO.jpg)
>>1080429thanks
nonnie, I appreciate it!
No. 1080499
File: 1646262331165.jpeg (89.79 KB, 939x884, 155E652C-5102-459A-ABBF-D85AC6…)
No. 1080513
File: 1646262844801.png (766.53 KB, 773x1014, my-image.png)
Dont @ me
No. 1080547
File: 1646263667069.jpg (45.48 KB, 540x540, 05f3_eae66150_540.jpg)
>>1080513>cantaloupe in SLiteral subhuman
No. 1080571
File: 1646264225620.jpg (60.23 KB, 784x441, ehoieghioeg.jpg)
aaayy who else wants to have pussy flaps in their mouth right now. I want to lick that dingly dangling clit. I need that wet pussy sliding down my face like a snail after rain. spring sprong here comes my tongue. itadakimasu
No. 1080584
File: 1646264599534.png (57.99 KB, 334x270, kjbhbub.png)
just another normal day here in LOLCOR
No. 1080604
File: 1646265005699.jpg (47.29 KB, 720x713, ddc720088d2ea6f87368f6949942e4…)
>>1080584>LOLCOR… Don't make me do it don't make me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE fix the sight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT
No. 1080613
File: 1646265315554.jpg (69.89 KB, 640x853, pdfvpjpfeef.jpg)
why are cats the most beautiful and blessed animal in this planet??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
No. 1080641
File: 1646265954747.jpg (Spoiler Image,78.37 KB, 453x604, c88750d7f35a_c64aada3_500.jpg)
>>1080613Because pussy is based
No. 1080647
File: 1646266224531.webm (2.67 MB, 576x720, 8824aaec32448fc6c70c65916d9a63…)
>>1080613I just want to be a cat, fuck this horrible human life
No. 1080677
File: 1646266927055.jpg (50.89 KB, 540x403, tu68e330521c_900a6c87_540.jpg)
>>1080649she just ate dinner you fool are you blind, do you not see the feathers on the ground
No. 1080807
File: 1646271987352.jpg (99.69 KB, 1024x683, 8449534165_2ea5e43180_o-1024x6…)
Japanese hot spring monkeys look so zen
No. 1081342
File: 1646300870790.gif (6.36 MB, 630x640, 3D12B4A3-1808-45B3-8473-6225AE…)
Nonnie…. Nonnieee waaah wwaaaaqah
No. 1082075
>>1081342Nonnie….
Nonnie don't… d-don't cry…. waaah wwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhgh
No. 1082132
File: 1646328470589.png (145.17 KB, 512x256, tx_b_n_khajiit_f_h04.png)
Kajit
No. 1082179
File: 1646330601928.jpg (Spoiler Image,61.03 KB, 475x570, hellokitten.jpg)
Hello, Kitten
No. 1082198
File: 1646331042019.jpeg (165.49 KB, 996x1184, A8CE249D-C6FF-4339-A4BF-0F9559…)
uuuueee nonnieeeee !
No. 1082246
File: 1646332780464.jpg (609.39 KB, 2560x1920, yoga.jpg)
No. 1082762
File: 1646345862028.jpg (54.77 KB, 741x741, ElWd1sNXIAIsHpd.jpg)
I'm going to the store y'all need sum?
No. 1082773
File: 1646346109974.jpeg (78.47 KB, 639x797, DF22D75C-1591-4C96-B2E9-8A07A5…)
No. 1082780
File: 1646346425344.jpeg (23.3 KB, 221x228, 0BCD052D-D807-4430-BC3B-92BAC1…)
No. 1082792
File: 1646346792145.jpg (22.18 KB, 440x388, 1638474247616.jpg)
'CAUSE WHEN I SEE YOU SOMETHING INSIDE ME BURNS
AND I REALIZE
>Do you?
No. 1082829
File: 1646348212318.jpg (26.81 KB, 564x643, 531d23595cb5a16adb163d01e62050…)
grrr
No. 1082835
File: 1646348348771.jpeg (547.26 KB, 643x890, 6E5F409D-5E9F-4750-85AD-BCD171…)
which one of you bishes is this
No. 1083630
File: 1646367596543.png (66.4 KB, 360x339, Escargoon.png)
this motherfucker is the sole reason of why I'm homophobic towards gay males
No. 1083677
File: 1646370387481.jpg (Spoiler Image,13.76 KB, 424x280, adult-caucasian-man-his-early-…)
>>1082246I've saved too many stock photos of men doing this pose for reference
No. 1083683
File: 1646370709308.gif (1.43 MB, 500x280, 4267C299-1C07-49C6-95F5-B91DE8…)
>>1083677>for referenceFucking based
No. 1083804
File: 1646378545250.jpeg (151.78 KB, 600x715, 436FEEE5-13C6-45C7-86CE-AF281E…)
this could be us but you infighting
No. 1083806
>>1083804yeaaaa those are two dudes
id rather be infighting lole
No. 1084720
File: 1646417599692.jpg (67.1 KB, 493x366, white-dog-poo[1].jpg)
if you haven't seen white dog poo, you haven't really lived
No. 1085059
>>1084954Calcium carbonate used to bulk up dogfood, most places have reduced the amount, some anons will have noticed they always saw this, then suddenly dog poo was normal and brown (even when dehydrated, dog poo in countries without this bulking of food do not have dry white dog shite). A calcium imbalance where the animal has far too much calcium can also cause this to a lesser extent. it's almost always food bulking though.
I didn't google this so some of what I said could be worded poorly, but I know for a fact this is 100% the reason why.
t. I know things
No. 1086789
File: 1646513846705.jpg (187.94 KB, 760x570, 2D274905752634-spaghetti-burge…)
Would you spaghetti burger?
No. 1086876
O my god it's christmas, o my god it's christmas, o my god it's christmas it's christmas it's christmas, O my god it's christmas, o my god it's christmas, o my god it's christmas it's christmas it's christmas, WOO goddamn christmas, holy shit it's christmas, ha ha ha it's christmas, it's christmas, it's christmas it's christmas
No. 1086932
File: 1646522794653.jpg (59.1 KB, 765x1279, tumblr_45f0931203da672b2ca4265…)
>>1083804babe, I'm right here, let's go!
No. 1087047
File: 1646530115223.jpeg (1.55 MB, 1564x1564, 4240537C-B6DB-45CF-9BEE-63AE40…)
No. 1087096
File: 1646535875751.jpg (35.2 KB, 720x703, Tumblr_l_77469377232373.jpg)
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is ari but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 28 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
No. 1087129
File: 1646539711183.jpg (36.96 KB, 597x604, reggie..jpg)
>>1087096Hi! My name is Reggie! I like guys. I… really like guys. There's just something about them. I like their touch, their smell, their… taste. I like to be taken from behind. (To feel them push their way inside me.) I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me, feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck. I like… Oh, I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?
No. 1088097
File: 1646603025467.jpg (401.77 KB, 1080x1295, 20220307_003359.jpg)
I unfortunately like anime figures. I want to buy and consoom all of my husbando's merch. I will spend all my money on eventual landfill and give Komaeda figures to my grandchildren as inheritence.
No. 1088165
File: 1646606152365.jpeg (277.46 KB, 750x614, 42453E4F-0CC0-4D2B-BE67-912563…)
i miss moodboard anon
No. 1088179
File: 1646606724289.jpg (Spoiler Image,90.44 KB, 697x960, 1646270102862.jpg)
>mfw i realize pirate community is about to die
i cant believe the best sims4 repack became a collateral damage in ukraine-russia war
pic unrelated, i really want to eat chicken nuggets rn
No. 1088191
File: 1646607207491.jpeg (22.35 KB, 275x183, 379A70C5-F4BF-42A2-9D84-EECD49…)
But did you get your today’s munchies and crunchies?
No. 1088199
File: 1646607663317.png (157.2 KB, 333x193, 34328934675546.png)
>>1088191Oh my god, is this a Black Cauldron reference?
No. 1088204
File: 1646607847884.png (395.95 KB, 430x576, croppedoutthemoid.png)
>>1088194u dimb
>>1088191i had a granny smith and it wasnt crunshee or sour so now i have ptsd, couldnt buy an apple for two days now
No. 1088280
File: 1646612794122.jpeg (183.37 KB, 1280x948, 7967F9D2-B975-42B8-99D6-C34525…)
we need to start passing these out like bibles to women
No. 1088326
File: 1646614823154.jpg (74.49 KB, 620x435, 1ukithK.jpg)
Kuka palaka vos
No. 1088335
>>1088199Random sperg comment but I remember watching this as a kid and crying my eyes out so so much.
I kept thinking don't do it I can be your friend lmao , good film
No. 1088373
File: 1646620289045.jpg (63.25 KB, 836x1024, Tumblr_l_289255738915333.jpg)
You are now hungry
No. 1088387
File: 1646621566632.jpg (36.78 KB, 828x833, 2oeymeqipaf81.jpg)
Love him/her so much , I first saw him/her in Shays thread and im not a fan of dogs, but I love her/his face.
No. 1088394
>>1088389Yeah, you
Hihi haha
No. 1088396
File: 1646622573660.png (71.37 KB, 750x725, 5P4rbdO.png)
mfw i tell someone to tag their reader insert shit so i can filter it out and they delete their whole account
No. 1088513
>>1088458it wasn't even criticism of their writing i just asked them to tag
don't let criticism discourage you. unless you write reader insert, that shit sux
No. 1088946
File: 1646665073203.gif (100.33 KB, 39x39, tumblr_34ada21a6ef75e837bb5f17…)
my yeast infection? poppin'
your rotpocket genderfluids? cringe
No. 1088953
File: 1646665415637.jpg (119 KB, 1261x947, Tumblr_l_396043516661628.jpg)
>>1088946Poppin? Like carbonation?
No. 1089104
File: 1646673196568.gif (296.25 KB, 222x200, 200.gif)
Men who sleep with men are gay
clap, clap
Men who sleep with men aren't straight
stomp stomp
Idc if "she" has a dick or if "she" got it snipped,
Men who sleep with men are gay
Or bisexualllllllll
jazz hands
(Sing to the tune of "If you are happy and you know it")
No. 1089181
File: 1646675500036.png (93.08 KB, 360x324, ur3_HTE_one_hand.png)
He he holding the robots balls
No. 1089266
File: 1646678838379.jpg (395.46 KB, 3464x2384, 5635861486.jpg)
No. 1089275
>>1089266B b bb b based I love this girl please tell me her name.
On a related note I'm going to go make some custom content for the sims 4 so I can make my husbando and live with him. And to anyone who hasn't tried, making sims 4 custom content is pretty easy, if you always wanted to fix that one godawful hair it takes just a few minutes in blender and a few in the whatchamacallit program that makes sims package files. But sims 3 custom content on the other hand… Terror
No. 1089310
>>1089240i guess if you think about it as being written
for virgins then i cant really complain that its written
by virgins
i just miss being able to enjoy it
No. 1089552
File: 1646689964498.jpeg (54.13 KB, 509x755, 47DC761D-E667-43FD-B453-20871B…)
No. 1089580
>>1089552I know this is a stupid question but is this pic real?
Is he an actual alien???
No. 1089786
File: 1646698839194.jpeg (119.39 KB, 749x684, D4026EC9-622E-46F6-AFBF-20AB2B…)
>>1089779 i think anon has never seen a man kek
No. 1089798
File: 1646699862168.jpeg (31.23 KB, 346x450, 1645669053522.jpeg)
>>1089697I hate this so much.
No. 1089803
File: 1646700106693.jpeg (80.94 KB, 700x923, EAA1690B-3345-4A15-BC26-06DEA6…)
>>1089793Hello this is Markanthony Elliot Zuckerberg I would like to take you up on your offer what is your Meta user? And for extra security so I make sure I am not being fooled may I have your password to confirm your identity? My delectable peach awaits.
No. 1089805
>>1089697This gif is actually annoying
>>1089792Kek
No. 1089829
>>1089446To be fair with the anal complaints, I thought most m/m readers were women and it was kind of understood that for the purposes of fics, the ass functions as a fantasy yaoi hole. Like no one ever douches and yet no one ever gets shit stuck to their dick either.
>>1089801Wishing him a safe pregnancy, God bless.
No. 1089881
File: 1646708894576.jpg (103.64 KB, 731x625, smooth.JPG)
My tummy hurts
am I pragnet
No. 1089898
File: 1646710496786.jpg (42.18 KB, 1080x1092, Tumblr_l_360045132130100.jpg)
What you want drink babe
No. 1090111
File: 1646724104634.jpeg (164.63 KB, 824x458, 429D3C8F-5C65-41C9-BFFF-1EFECD…)
Me when i’m named Kevin and my dog just died
No. 1090538
File: 1646750286119.webm (1.63 MB, 720x1280, 1646655181851.webm)
Wtf
No. 1090669
File: 1646757173385.png (9.47 KB, 346x147, 1470439_8gqAEBL8.png)
No. 1090834
File: 1646766270125.gif (172.47 KB, 300x200, 200.gif)
Stimulants, uppers (just consume it)
Grinder guy's bussy? (Just consume it)
Orphan tears? (Just consume it)
Not sure what to do? (Just consume it)
Drink it, smoke it, snort it, shoot it
You got one body, you got to use it
Soberness is overrated
Stressed out, overagitated
No. 1091320
File: 1646785212052.jpg (63.04 KB, 735x703, 47134922e82baa27b9437e01c64922…)
Como se amo
Bonita
No. 1091348
File: 1646787872139.jpg (25.47 KB, 480x320, 13051746_1021931341175645_1159…)
>>1091338fucking shregory
nonny you are a genius
No. 1091353
File: 1646788563984.jpeg (75.32 KB, 750x563, 7E7ADFFE-53E8-4596-A717-686CFC…)
No. 1091359
File: 1646789242222.jpg (Spoiler Image,37.93 KB, 735x465, 9dcbfda9f472e47f3734b58b6b9435…)
Green lovers
No. 1091540
File: 1646806090017.jpg (150.74 KB, 500x703, Tumblr_l_786350985280810.jpg)
>>1091320>>1091359Swamp husband best husband
No. 1092031
File: 1646847200313.jpeg (49.84 KB, 708x708, 2EEB3AB0-3D39-4598-91D6-6D2790…)
No. 1092225
File: 1646857166619.jpg (69.5 KB, 700x933, 6218d00a85e4e_22ikt0gaong61__7…)
No. 1092234
>>1087137You know? Thats fucking propaganda. Thats total propaganda. The child of a "grey alien" type and a human would be gorgeous .it is Literally the fae aesthetic princess ethereal spirit everyone was raving about 7 months ago. She would be so cute and blessed with superior intelligence as well as ESP. Everything grimes wishes she was but effortlessly and a grey alien would be a gentle lover by virtue of 1. Not being a human male 2. Not being a human male. In facct the leathery, disgusting representation is scrote propaganda. Take the facts. Large eyes. Small nose. Small mouth. Large head… This is the Epitome of beautiful = youthful features. Incidentally, they enjoy extraordinarily long lives and probably retain a youthful mind. Adding a leathery, wrinky aspect to them is pure typical scrotoid propaganda. They want to make them into monster’s, simply because they are alien… Yet… this beahavior, you may note, is scrotish in essence… It is the gaggle of small boys who revile and torment the dark skinned boy in their class. For the crime of being dark skinned… for all i have witnessed, small girls of no such brutish mind professed interest and admiration to a small dark skinned girl. -They- whill justify this by: men must protect the tribe… this does not justify violence, torture, small mindedness towards all that is different. Throw stones at a sick puppy. Exterminate the cherokee. Hunt white rhinoceri to extinction. A society of women would radiate wisdome and welcome towards alien species; Especially "Grey Aliens". They are guardians of knowledge; it is only logical they would choose to not impart it unto the Global Phallocracy: imagine the fury scrotoids would unleash unto the galaxy: rockets are already penis shaped… It would be endless war… entire planets dedicated to killing for fun. Entire planets dedicated to rape. Violence. No elevation. An intergalactic society of women and aliens would be a boon of health. In fact, the generation that would come of women + Grey Aliens = faeries of legend. Supernatural beings who can communicate by thought… whose minds are never restricted. They see difference, but never hate nor destroy. They would have large eyes like pools of moonlight and diaphanous skin’s. Long limbs, and an intelligence that cannot be stopped in its thirst for spiritual freedom. For preservation that does not rot the mind, and progress that does not rot the body. This is what "Grey Aliens" can give us, but scrotoids are scared of their betters. They are so intimidated, they resort to subtle subterfuge and sabotage of their image to let us believe these are monsters. Funny isn’t it? They did the same thing in countless Jocks Versus Nerds Movies. It is pointless because no one can truly love a brutish and small minded scroid.
I for one welcome our Grey Overlords!!!
No. 1092263
File: 1646858815021.png (5.85 MB, 1537x2444, Pot of Kindness.png)
>>1092234Anon drew this card
No. 1092440
File: 1646869415377.jpg (91.58 KB, 1022x782, I found this pic on google.jpg)
free hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 1092448
File: 1646869966280.gif (2.77 MB, 200x350, i have to pee.gif)
Alien booty?
No. 1092514
File: 1646875160251.jpeg (57.61 KB, 640x743, DB5982CD-2E82-4CF9-AE1B-8045F8…)
No. 1092530
File: 1646876677850.png (124.31 KB, 500x500, tumblr_o5pf3uMxwv1uu40e9o1_500…)
No. 1092551
File: 1646877616588.jpg (47.89 KB, 800x533, funny-nerd-man-glasses-shorts-…)
>>1083678mainly a yume artist, but I'll occasionally draw BL too
>>1091705Then what about Rothbart from Barbie of Swan Lake? Some sort of missing link? We need to make a Venn diagram for this
No. 1092596
File: 1646881375304.jpg (52.45 KB, 794x794, Tumblr_l_196641517149829.jpg)
Got you food babe
No. 1092756
File: 1646896291628.jpg (78.1 KB, 1000x669, dance.jpg)
who wants to slow dance to "Pennsylvania Furnace" by Lingua Ignota next to the fountain in the garden with me?
No. 1093314
File: 1646944917185.png (171.74 KB, 512x512, f21bf692-20d1-46bc-acb0-356af2…)
vagina
No. 1093326
File: 1646946186676.jpg (106.52 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)
In elementary school one of my friends used to just tie me up with jumprope on a chair and put me in her closet. She did this multiple times, each time I would escape fairly quickly and she'd tie me up again without saying a word. What the fuck?
No. 1093345
File: 1646946891722.jpeg (42 KB, 450x337, 7458CD94-BFA8-410A-8B06-D2CE24…)
No. 1093365
File: 1646947524846.jpg (27.29 KB, 554x554, no.jpg)
>>1092234Are you dumb? The fucking greys are fucking violent, them bastards. They enslaved their own, their past is only destruction and eugenics. Alien overlords my anus. I ain't bending to these fuckers. You retards are fucking insane. They come to our planet, brainwash us, they invade our homes, abduct us to be their baby factory (what did they do to their women?) and then we get tards like you defending space pigs. These are basically men from outer space, you trading six for half a dozen are you fucking real? You know whats worse than that? The galactic whatever is doing nothing to defend us. Stop being a retard, leave your hippie ass bullshit in the 60s with fucking ashtar sheran where it fucking belongs you fucking crack head. At this point I swear the men in black are posting in lc. Propaganda my ass, this is what propaganda really is, you retard with your slave mentality "oh my god I wanna be a fucking slave for some pig master", go to hell. This is like the same when south americans go "I wish we were colonized by [insert some white trash euro]" fucking madness.
You want to communicate by thought? Develop a brain first porcine slave.
No. 1093444
>>1093438>with a scowlkek, the mental image. but what the fuck? so I'm guessing you tried asking her why, and she didn't answer?
can you tell us more about her, what kind of person she was in general?
No. 1093473
>>1093444She was just weird, some days we'd get along fine and other days she'd invite me over her house and then either tie me up or fall asleep. I even would stand on her but she'd still be "sleeping" I don't know if she was faking it or what. Sometimes she'd just laugh and not stop laughing. One time she huffed keyboard cleaner and said she was a demon, but that was years later. No I didn't really try talking to her about it. Some days she was normal and other days she was weird. It got better once we got older. Now she's some normie I think.
>>1093452I don't know, she was kind of intimidating I just wanted her to go back to normal so we could do something fun like play mario kart. I also didn't want to just leave because if her parents saw me leaving without her accompanying me to the door as she typically did because it'd be awkward. I don't know we were really young.
No. 1093483
File: 1646954319379.gif (341.64 KB, 500x252, Anime_6ff3f7_6301123.gif)
>>1093473>I even would stand on her but she'd still be "sleeping" I don't know if she was faking it or what.this whole story made my day, kids are so weird
No. 1093519
File: 1646956938151.jpg (535.69 KB, 2048x1456, Tumblr_l_123545496355578.jpg)
>psst. Nonny. I know you've been reading those uh…. "Consooming" threads. Just letting you know, don't fall for that propaganda. You know you love us. You love plushies. You want to collect us. You want a plushie army.
No. 1093526
File: 1646957442897.gif (1.63 MB, 320x240, YBjqPK.gif)
inhales
NONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNYNONNY
No. 1093539
File: 1646958633920.jpg (73.48 KB, 1079x1321, 1616367653378.jpg)
>>1093473>One time she huffed keyboard cleaner and said she was a demon, but that was years later.… I used to lick the blood from my scratched pimples and pretend I was a vampire. I feel like if I knew this girl we'd be unstoppable in our preteen years.
No. 1093551
File: 1646959197389.gif (803.82 KB, 220x165, doll-children.gif)
Guess who used the search function for the first time on lolcow dot com?
No. 1093556
File: 1646959550645.gif (1.87 MB, 498x313, tenor (1) (1).gif)
>>1093519I-I do want a plushie army
No. 1093559
File: 1646959791122.jpg (37.97 KB, 333x500, 51urY4iFAcL.jpg)
Finna download this anyone who has any memories of this game will make me happy.
>>"theres a party going down the street,And nobody invited me…"
No. 1093560
File: 1646959962030.jpg (376 KB, 560x500, Tumblr_l_125820193932054.jpg)
Capybara Hot Spring Cheesecake.
Would you destroy this precious ecosystem?
No. 1093564
File: 1646960090214.jpg (42.68 KB, 500x333, 51Gq8Ht0KtL.jpg)
No. 1093571
File: 1646960628570.gif (640.22 KB, 180x239, 2b9.gif)
If you ever stand on my patch
I'll bring you down
I'll bring you down
No. 1093576
File: 1646960751108.gif (326.77 KB, 500x333, tumblr_1bade7197ebb807a07b3567…)
Totally Spies Mall Brawl was based and I want to play it again right now
No. 1093631
File: 1646965300745.jpg (32.53 KB, 384x256, imaginefas281030.jpg)
>>1093626Imagine fashion designer New York
No. 1093673
File: 1646968468362.jpg (46.6 KB, 512x512, descargar.jpg)
オロオロHMR
No. 1093761
File: 1646976797818.jpeg (50.17 KB, 800x797, A06705C9-F280-4BA0-A966-6BB139…)
No. 1093853
File: 1646983931698.jpg (32.1 KB, 590x350, manlet.jpg)
>>1093560gimme a slice nonnazella
No. 1093911
File: 1646987248639.gif (1.17 MB, 220x173, screaming-cat.gif)
I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT
No. 1093932
File: 1646988704533.jpg (437.4 KB, 1179x1233, dzaejplle1f31.jpg)
Sumoflowers
No. 1093936
File: 1646988906890.png (138.08 KB, 257x286, thisguy.png)
>>1093932tag yourself, im this cheeky fucker
No. 1093947
>>1093911I love that anon, just would like to find out how did lolcor happen and if she has used text to speech
>you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitortruly iconic
No. 1093976
File: 1646992519990.png (74.42 KB, 161x186, hiding.png)
>>1093932in shame cause too much husbandofagging
No. 1094183
File: 1647012275272.webm (2.22 MB, 484x854, 1641924708398.webm)
>>1093560litteraly the most beautiful cake I have ever seen! fantastic!
>>1093580I have an even better version
nonnie!
No. 1094708
File: 1647043256983.png (220.02 KB, 500x1471, 8aec76d59c4cd2718248ed5dc1a519…)
No. 1094735
File: 1647045538997.jpg (52.22 KB, 600x449, screenshot-22_532e0510ddf2b35c…)
>>1094731Yeah like the bed in the sims 3
No. 1094736
>>1094728Hell yeah
>>1094735Double hell yeah
No. 1094740
File: 1647046260983.jpg (100.09 KB, 644x960, Tumblr_l_328627192270001.jpg)
What would you do in this situation
No. 1094759
File: 1647048424945.jpeg (90.71 KB, 581x770, 4EF86014-460F-417F-90E4-BC7CC5…)
is she cute?
No. 1094783
File: 1647049530676.jpeg (4.48 KB, 201x251, images (3).jpeg)
VINDICATED
I AM SELFISH
I AM WRONG
I AM RIGHT, I SWEAR IM RIGHT
I SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG AND I AM
FLAWED
BUT I AM CLEANING UP SO WELL
I AM SEEING IN ME NOW THE THINGS YOU SWORE YOU SAW YOURSELF
No. 1095389
File: 1647105006718.jpeg (86.96 KB, 568x656, C3B9B816-D118-4928-A00F-E21167…)
No. 1095568
File: 1647113743802.png (36.3 KB, 142x116, thisladylovesbeinganonny.png)
No. 1095612
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Twerkle
No. 1095618
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This do be how i feel most of the time
No. 1095633
>>1095618>>1095624isn't that how
black people talk?
No. 1095676
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Sleeeeeep
No. 1095719
File: 1647124194159.jpg (62.38 KB, 636x640, 48e13dfba86ace9bd092e1bc0b8aa2…)
im eating lychess but if eels illagel (iÄm vegan)
No. 1095929
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do you think that we can go to the the go for a bit later on weekend so if you’re not so then we when go out the yeah and you yeah i don’t forget yeah i’m to me lol i’m the soup was a one time one and i and i all the time yeah
No. 1095981
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>>1095929i just lost my shit
No. 1095984
File: 1647153933001.jpeg (53.49 KB, 720x689, 98616781-4E9B-4439-A04A-F3F58B…)
>>1095929No I don't think I can get them out in a few minutes but I'm still in a nice house but I'm still in a little bit too much but it's okay okay I guess I could do that lol but I'm glad
No. 1096038
File: 1647158648609.jpg (396.38 KB, 1570x1536, 1646796444046.jpg)
gotta thank you all nonnies for helping me peak <3
No. 1096079
File: 1647165248960.jpg (130.31 KB, 1169x1411, FKV31NeXwAMiz2E.jpg)
warned you that I wanted you a great helpmeet, you fuck the chad and you fuck the simp I warned you that I would return here to VAGNIA by my next presence It's snowing wildly in Testicles We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing no sewing You're doing no childbirth You're not using uterus You're not using uterus You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want gender roles to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish sperm, I still feel like I'm back with mommy and there's nothing yet, please, please, please, please. PLE ASE PLEAFE REMVE YOR SEXUALTY I'M BEGING YOU FEMNY
No. 1096111
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No. 1096143
File: 1647173924958.jpg (119.3 KB, 800x533, 1647167707770.jpg)
Poulet frites dominical
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No. 1096208
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miss them so much
No. 1096213
File: 1647181736624.jpg (41.73 KB, 500x191, aquarium_group_shot.jpg)
>>1096208>>1096210we never had that brand where i'm from but these are still around
No. 1096214
File: 1647181820480.jpg (207.76 KB, 720x720, katsuya serizawa joins the par…)
animal crossing new horizons should have stayed a concept
No. 1097019
>>1096214>>1096415What? I thought everyone loved that game (I haven't played any after City Folk on the Wii btw)
What's wrong with it?
No. 1097030
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free me from all labels, I don't want them. I'm just a woman who likes to fuck and dance. I also love cereal bars but that doesn't deserve a label, nothing does. Only the binary of the sexes is important, everything else can go FUCK IT SELF. if you label yourself don't come closer, I will yell, I will scream, I'm calling the cops. I just want clothes and food and love, not labels, stop labelling everything I hate IT.
No. 1097502
File: 1647277475854.jpg (149.35 KB, 736x1104, 2e841b2bedc8b8ddfb05d35918ad23…)
>>1097456This is 8th wave feminism
No. 1098040
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>>1097201nonnie, idk if you posted this to joke about the song but I had a blast listening to this kek
No. 1098090
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Kek
No. 1098136
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Baby I know ur eyes see right through my disguise
And no one can deny
That I'm the one whose love is no surprise
And he can't tell you no lie
But there's a secret I've been hidin' I can't keep it no more
There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
BABY!
He needs to tell you something
I don't got a belly button
Oh I need to tell you something
Have you figure it out
He don't got a belly button
Belly button no, oh no no
No. 1098138
File: 1647304609141.png (1.68 MB, 2208x1242, kwMi3Em.png)
He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger
And I might like a milkshake as well"
She said to him, "I can't give you either"
And he said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"
She said, "Yes it is, but we're closed now
But we open tomorrow at ten"
He said, "I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then"
And repeat a million times
No. 1098144
File: 1647305081076.jpeg (259.03 KB, 720x378, B11CA939-3D08-49C6-9670-E7CA02…)
okay what the fuck
No. 1098145
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Would nonnies judge me if I said I only stopped watching Troom Troom because they added scrotes? Its so colorful and retarded, I couldn't help it.
No. 1098170
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No. 1098171
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No. 1098173
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No. 1098207
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>>1098187tbh i have no idea what an emulsifire is
No. 1098210
File: 1647310339663.png (854.82 KB, 740x1920, imagen_2022-03-14_201228.png)
relatable
No. 1098234
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I love you nonnies so much even when we disagree and fight and I call you retarded I do it out of love, I would take a bullet for any of you even when you say dumb shit because I love you
No. 1098952
File: 1647377803514.jpeg (571.75 KB, 828x1588, CDF8A8F7-714A-445F-9528-0EECB6…)
should i kill myself
No. 1098977
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>>1098960"You've missed 3 detentions. Now you decide to show up huh?" Marshall says to you, sitting at his desk writing some notes. You couldn't hear him because you had headphones on. He looked up, narrowed his eyebrows at you. "Y/N" He waited a little before he got up and ripped the headphones off your head. "This is a detention, not somewhere for you to be listening to that shit kid, now open your book and do your fuckin work." Marshall sat back down at his desk. "Pft.. suck my dick." you whisper under your breathe. "Sorry what?" He says, clearly indicating he heard you fine. "Lol i said SUCK MY DICK. Clear enough?" Marshall was clearly pissed off. "Watch you're language." You get up and walk slowly to his desk. "What the fuck are you gonna do about it" You say seductively. "Go sit down" Marshall said with no interest in your intentions. "Come on Mr mathers…" He looks up at you. "(Y/N go sit down. NOW" He gets up, towering over you. "No." you say, getting closer to him. He hestotates. "Fine." he says calmly. "What?" You say confused. "Take off you're clothes and bend over my desk." You look up at him shocked. "You want me to fu
No. 1098981
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The stupidest, low effort shit I ever wasted my time on babes x
No. 1099000
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>>1098234On some rare occasions I get legit sad when nonas insult me because I love most anons here and I always try my best to be polite, especially on threads that I really like
I know it's better to just ignore it, still hurts a bit tho
No. 1099017
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>>1099000Me too
nonnie but if it makes you feel any better know that I love you
No. 1099036
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>>1099000>>1099017It's kinda nice that we can go from shitflinging in one thread to being besties in another though, that's the charm of anonymity. It wouldn't be the same without a little hostility and retardation.
No. 1099039
File: 1647381908410.jpeg (601.28 KB, 828x803, CEF21DE4-D48E-4F27-9881-DDDFB9…)
>>1099036How about going from lovers to enemies in the same thread huh? What about that?
You STINK!
No. 1099126
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No. 1099128
File: 1647387402957.jpg (59.65 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
MY DADDY AND MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY AND MY MOOOM-MYYY
No. 1099175
File: 1647391839123.gif (3.06 KB, 83x141, me and my Banana07.gif)
hehe
No. 1099176
File: 1647391875107.gif (3.97 KB, 99x170, me and my apple.gif)
hoho
No. 1099191
>>1099128You are not the guy
You’re not capable of being the guy
I had a guy but now I don’t
You. Are not. The guy.
No. 1099936
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My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself.
No. 1100030
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just saw this image and got reminded of this piece of shit, absolute vermine, disgusting, 0/10 would hit with a broom
No. 1100055
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I can't believe moids pay to butcher themselves only to get BTFO'd by Women just chillin
WOMEN JUST CHILL
No. 1100069
>>1100055Women be chilling, baby! HAHAAAAAAAS!
WOMEN BE CHILLIIIIIING. YOU CANT STOP A WOMAN FROM CHILLING, BABY! ARGHAHAHAHAHHAHA
No. 1100100
File: 1647462030587.jpg (86.4 KB, 564x590, e20d58a1847be7dfc6431caddc1a21…)
call the lolcow hotline
Are any yaoi expert available? I need their expertise on something, it's for a very important case.
No. 1100107
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what if we just did the what and i did yeah. but it so much so so so many we have yes and you don’t see what the the world is because why. so i we should can just yeah not sure what. yet, why? because okay i i what is time to go the other night. yes. you don’t understand the why i don’t think so so far i lol yeah every man is a big man. you know what i said about it. you know.
No. 1100126
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>>1100114well ma'am, we are going to need you to help us interpret some dna samples, something truly sinister might have happen between that rat and thatis men….
No. 1100135
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>>1100126I do not think that is biologically possible, please hold while I research the physical laws in yaoi world pertaining to homosexual human-rat relations.
No. 1100142
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>>1100135>>1100126Thank you so much for your patience, after some tedious and painful research I now can come to the conclusion that your original theory may hold some merit. If you would like further more detailed information about the mating and child bearing process, please see attached file for where that can be found. Thank you for contacting the Lolcow Yaoi Helpline and may you have a fagtastic day.
No. 1100151
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>>1100142Thank you very much for you research, the suspect will be apprehended tonight. We will always remember your service and honor your sacrife for this country
No. 1100159
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>>1100135>>1100151the streets are finally safe
No. 1100165
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>>1100159Thank you so much for your service and for taking this perp off the streets. So many more rats could’ve suffered in the hands of this pervert. On a happier note, I would like to inform you that Remy has found a stable relationship with someone of his own species.
No. 1100171
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>>1100159>>1100165No… this can't be happening. D-Dad? You couldn't be… HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MOM?
No. 1100179
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>>1100171Son please, your mother is in jail. Your uncle is your new mother now, have some respect.
No. 1100181
File: 1647465878168.png (249.33 KB, 989x698, officer_happy.png)
>>1100165Well I'm really happy to hear it, and I for one wish them the best for the futur
No. 1100185
File: 1647465954691.png (289.71 KB, 989x587, officer_worried.png)
>>1100165>>1100181But wait a minute…those two rats looks really similar, could it be…no impossible…
No. 1100186
File: 1647465987487.jpg (38.15 KB, 720x713, bearb.jpg)
>>1099936u got games on that
No. 1100188
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>>1100185>>1100181Great first you can’t date humans and now I can’t even date my brother whatever happened to #LoveisLove, does it only apply to humans? What about gay rats? We may have defeat homophobia but it seems speciesism is going strong. Sad!!!!
No. 1100189
File: 1647466228719.jpg (28.08 KB, 480x480, onward-dewdrop-1583428514.jpg)
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING MESSED UP!
No. 1100191
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Moodboard anon please come back the cows miss you
No. 1100196
File: 1647466609737.png (475.44 KB, 989x587, officer_worried2.png)
>>1100188I'm really sorry sir, as you know we are truly trying our best to be #incluse here at the police, I…I…I'm going to ask my supervisor what we should do about all of this
No. 1100204
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>>1100179>>1100188>>1100196Anyone can cook.. but you are a CROOK. My son blesses you with a child, and you walk free with your whore brother while the mother of your child rots in jail. Where is the justice?! If love is a crime, be inclusive and arrest that RAT too!
No. 1100212
File: 1647467503190.jpg (28.54 KB, 355x500, horst-1206533-normal.jpg)
>>1100204I once killed a man… no, not with this thumb. With this KNIFE! For my boss, I can do it again.
No. 1100270
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>>1100181Where is that filthy piece of shit? I just wanna talk…. He… he used me! Just a side bitch to cover up for his degeneracy. YOU HO!! ILL KILL YOU BITCJ YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! KILL YOU
No. 1100285
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>>1100228Give me your lunch money
nonny No. 1100346
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No. 1100349
>>1100347According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp…
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of…
…9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard it's just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
No. 1100354
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>>1100349Hey officer, I would like to report a hate crime
No. 1100360
>>1100352>>1100354into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as…
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off
in 27 million years.
So you'll just work us to death?
We'll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?
One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.
I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
We're bees.
We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.
I've never seen them this close.
They know what it's like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some don't come back.
- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!
You guys did great!
You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- I wonder where they were.
- I don't know.
Their day's not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. That's more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
It's just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have fun with them.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
We're hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.
- Maybe I am.
- You are not!
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what you're interested in?
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
I'm so proud.
- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal…
- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
- You want to go first?
- No, you go.
Oh, my. What's available?
Restroom attendant's open,
not for the reason you think.
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on.
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkey's always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I should… Barry?
Barry!
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine…
What happened to you?
Where are you?
- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?
- Out there.
- Oh, no!
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
- Look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
- Thank you.
- OK.
You got a rain advisory today,
and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.
Murphy's in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!
- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,
bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.
- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
let's move it out!
Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! I'm out!
I can't believe I'm out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Oool.
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
Oopy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.
Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Ohemical-y.
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Oandy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
- Guys!
- This could be bad.
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mama's little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Ooming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I don't think these are flowers.
- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey,
because you're about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
There's a bee in the car!
- Do something!
- I'm driving!
- Hi, bee.
- He's back here!
He's going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wow… the tension level
out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Oan't fly in rain.
Oan't fly in rain.
Oan't fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close
the window please?
Ken, could you close
the window please?
Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This…
Drapes!
That is diabolical.
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
What's number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I don't go for that…
…kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming.
I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Don't kill him!
You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have
less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?
I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
I'm not scared of him.
It's an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
- You could put carob chips on there.
- Bye.
- Supposed to be less calories.
- Bye.
I gotta say something.
She saved my life.
I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble.
It's a bee law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I've got to.
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
No. Yes. No.
Do it. I can't.
How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
I'm sorry.
- You're talking.
- Yes, I know.
You're talking!
I'm so sorry.
No, it's OK. It's fine.
I know I'm dreaming.
But I don't recall going to bed.
Well, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a bee!
I am. And I'm not supposed
to be doing this,
but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasn't for you…
I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.
That was a little weird.
- I'm talking with a bee.
- Yeah.
I'm talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say I'm grateful.
I'll leave now.
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
- That's very funny.
- Yeah.
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
Anyway…
Oan I…
…get you something?
- Like what?
I don't know. I mean…
I don't know. Ooffee?
I don't want to put you out.
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.
- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
- I shouldn't.
- Have some.
- No, I can't.
- Oome on!
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
- Where?
- These stripes don't help.
You look great!
I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
That's the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I don't know.
I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
- You do?
- Sure.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.
Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you look…
There's my hive right there. See it?
You're in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.
- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, it's no trouble.
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.
Are you…?
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
- Thanks!
- Yeah.
All right. Well, then…
I guess I'll see you around.
Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you
so much again… for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…
This can't possibly work.
He's all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!
It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.
You had your "experience." Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
- Well…
- Well?
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
I know it's the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.
I can't get by that face.
So who is she?
She's… human.
No, no. That's a bee law.
You wouldn't break a bee law.
- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
We're not dating.
You're flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes
with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life!
And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
- They call it a crumb.
- It was so stingin' stripey!
And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it up…
Sit down!
…really hot!
- Listen to me!
We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!
Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?
There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. He's in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?
I've got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
Would it kill you
to make a little honey?
Barry, come out.
Your father's talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, I'm talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
Don't be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
- We're still here.
- I told you not to yell at him.
He doesn't respond to yelling!
- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!
I'm not listening to this.
Sorry, I've gotta go.
- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend.
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
Bye.
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!
Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?
No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?
It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? It's faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!
You don't have that?
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,
write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:
Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.
He's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
You've really got that
down to a science.
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.
What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
Ray Liotta Private Select?
- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.
- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.
You don't have
enough food of your own?
- Well, yes.
- How do you get it?
- Bees make it.
- I know who makes it!
And it's hard to make it!
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!
- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!
It's just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
You've taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!
And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
I'm getting to the bottom
of all of this!
Hey, Hector.
- You almost done?
- Almost.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess I'll go home now
and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.
You're busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk.
And now you'll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?
I don't understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!
You're too late! It's ours now!
You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from?
Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Orazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now
they're on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? You're not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
I'm going to Tacoma.
- And you?
- He really is dead.
All right.
Uh-oh!
- What is that?!
- Oh, no!
- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Oarl Kasell.
But don't kill no more bugs!
- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!
- You hear something?
- Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes
is where they're getting it.
I mean, that honey's ours.
- Bees hang tight.
- We're all jammed in.
It's a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.
- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, bee!
- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A bee's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
- Oheck out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.
They make the honey,
and we make the money.
"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?
Oh, my!
What's going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.
This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!
That's a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
There's hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking
our honey? That's a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.
How did you get mixed up in this?
He's been talking to humans.
- What?
- Talking to humans?!
He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
- You wish you could.
- Whose side are you on?
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
- That would hurt.
- No.
Up the nose? That's a killer.
There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
Weather with Storm Stinger.
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
And Jeanette Ohung.
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,
packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
we'll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,
Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?
Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community
is supporting you in this case,
which will be the trial
of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.
It's a common name. Next week…
He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dots…
Next week…
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!
I'm helping him sue the human race.
- Hello.
- Hello, bee.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go
'cause we're really busy working.
But it's our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.
- Frosting…
- How many sugars?
Just one. I try not
to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities.
And it takes my mind off the shop.
Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if you're three.
And artificial flowers.
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.
Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- I guess.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!
It's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,
where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,
we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
It's pretty big, isn't it?
I can't believe how many humans
don't work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.
- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
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All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Oase number 4475,
Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Benson… you're representing
all the bees of the world?
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
my grandmother was a simple woman.
Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right
to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,
just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm
for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isn't some sort of
holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams!
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,
he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen,
there's no trickery here.
I'm just an ordinary bee.
Honey's pretty important to me.
It's important to all bees.
We invented it!
We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room
who think they can take it from us
'cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have
but everything we are!
I wish he'd dress like that
all the time. So nice!
Oall your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.
I don't imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?
- No.
- I couldn't hear you.
- No.
- No.
Because you don't free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,
it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
They're very lovable creatures.
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
How'd you like his head crashing
through your living room?!
Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.
- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.
But you've never been
a police officer, have you?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example
of bee culture casually
stolen by a human
for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.
Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on
your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome
with a churning inner turmoil
that's ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you?
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you don't
have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!
This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesn't someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!
- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!
Order! Order, I say!
- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.
I think the jury's on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
I'm a florist.
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
- Ken!
- Hello.
I didn't think you were coming.
No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but… the battery.
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
There's a little left.
I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
I'm not much for the game myself.
The ball's a little grabby.
That's where I usually sit.
Right… there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
You think I don't see what you're doing?
I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
That's just what
I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, I've just about had it
with your little mind games.
- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
I've got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
- You're bluffing.
- Am I?
Surf's up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly.
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!
We need to talk!
He's just a little bee!
And he happens to be
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night…
My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information,
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!
I'm sorry about all that.
I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.
I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.
We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the best lawyers…
Yeah.
Layton, you've
gotta weave some magic
with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.
Don't worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around
is to remind them
of what they don't like about bees.
- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship
to that woman?
We're friends.
- Good friends?
- Yes.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minute…
Are you her little…
…bedbug?
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,
doesn't your queen give birth
to all the bee children?
- Yeah, but…
- So those aren't your real parents!
- Oh, Barry…
- Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
You're an illegitimate bee,
aren't you, Benson?
He's denouncing bees!
Don't y'all date your cousins?
- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
Oh, I'm hit!!
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!
I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!
You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!
Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!
- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.
What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison
from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order!
Order, please!
The case of the honeybees
versus the human race
took a pointed turn against the bees
yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.
- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.
I…
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
It doesn't matter. What matters is
you're alive. You could have died.
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
Look, there's
a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I can't explain it. It was all…
All adrenaline and then…
and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us
if they win?
I don't know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.
Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!
Oh, my.
Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?
- Why?
- The smoke.
Bees don't smoke.
Right. Bees don't smoke.
Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
That's it! That's our case!
It is? It's not over?
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
and as a result,
we don't make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story about…
Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs
taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?
How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges
against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?
Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
It's a bee smoker!
What, this?
This harmless little contraption?
This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened
to bees who have never been asked,
"Smoking or non?"
Is this what nature intended for us?
To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?
- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
Free the bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
I'm OK! You know what this means?
All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.
Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.
You'll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.
- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?
We've been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.
Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,
every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more
than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.
We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal.
Take him out.
He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknames…
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
…unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products
and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.
Oan't breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!
- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Oannonball!
We're shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
What's going on? Where is everybody?
- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home.
They don't know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.
No. 1100374
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.
And now…
Now I can't.
I don't understand
why they're not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?
- What did you want to show me?
- This.
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
They're all wilting.
Doesn't look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didn't think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.
It's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
That's our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of course…
The human species?
So if there's no more pollination,
it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.
Right, right.
Listen, Barry…
sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.
They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.
It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
That's why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?
Oould you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
I've ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you
with the flower shop.
I've made it worse.
Actually, it's completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and it's
greater than my previous ideas combined.
I don't want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.
- Bees.
- Park.
- Pollen!
- Flowers.
- Repollination!
- Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. It's real.
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside,
we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
- Where should I sit?
- What are you?
- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm getting the marshal.
You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!
Let's see what this baby'll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do
is blend in with traffic…
…without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport,
there's no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes.
Has it been
in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
- Remove your stinger.
- It's part of me.
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
It's got to work.
Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.
We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.
It looks like we'll experience
a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.
I gotta get up there
and talk to them.
Be careful.
Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?
I'd like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing.
Bee!
Don't freak out! My entire species…
What are you doing?
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?
Don't move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?
And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
One's bald, one's in a boat,
they're both unconscious!
- Is that another bee joke?
- No!
No one's flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.
Where's the pilot?
He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
- Who's that?
- Barry Benson.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
I can't fly a plane.
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
where a suspenseful scene
is developing.
Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victory…
That's Barry!
…is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers
and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls
with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute.
There's a bee on that plane.
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.
They've done enough damage.
But isn't he your only hope?
Technically, a bee
shouldn't be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too small…
Haven't we heard this a million times?
"The surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense."
- Get this on the air!
- Got it.
- Stand by.
- We're going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job.
If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.
More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.
That's why I want to get bees
back to working together.
That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
- Black and yellow!
- Hello!
Left, right, down, hover.
- Hover?
- Forget hover.
This isn't so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.
- That may have been helping me.
- And now we're not!
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Don't have to yell.
I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble.
It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
I can't do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!
- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I don't know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
- Black and yellow.
- Hello.
All right, let's drop this tin can
on the blacktop.
Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
- Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.
- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.
Out the engines. We're going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?
- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower
made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Oome on, already.
Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!
- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered
with the last pollen
from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our last chance.
We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If we're gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?
We're bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here.
You've earned this.
Yeah!
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
That's our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.
I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!
Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry I'm late.
He's a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I can't get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.
You're a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help who's next?
All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.
- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.
- Thinking bee!
- Me?
Hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?
I'm not making a major life decision
during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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>>1100372oh shit she whipped me up, girl I don't know u I just woke up pls
No. 1100380
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Fucking die, bee
No. 1100381
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>>1100374cha fuck she actually whipped me TWICE i legit got no beef with you queen, mercy
No. 1100411
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I no longer likes bees. Fuck yall. I'm joining those industrialists that Captain Planet fought just so I can pollute flowers and kill your precious bees. YOU MADE ME THE VILLAIN!
No. 1100425
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>>1100270>>1100347>>1100349>>1100360>>1100372>>1100374>>1100380 No pesky bee will distract from the fact that you put my mother in PRISON. One flyswatter should do the trick.
Watch your back, Colette. You wouldn't want to face some bad magic, would you?
I know what rats like the most. Nice, cheesy cheese. And I got a whole bag of it. Right. Here.
Go on Dad, enjoy it. It might be the last thing you ever do.
No. 1100430
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He has spoken!
its funny because I saw in the jontron video of Steven segal meeting Putin that he didn’t know who he was
No. 1100431
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>>1100425GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHEESE YOU RICKETY FUCK, I’M A MASTER AT DUAL BRUSH MARTIAL KILLING TECHNIQUES, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME THE CHEESE.
No. 1100441
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>>1100431Come and take it from my cold, dead hands if you want to be poisoned too, you red racoon fuck.
No. 1100444
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>>1100441I will take that cheese.
AND I WILL MAKE YOU EAT IT
No. 1100446
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>>1100425Hahaha you absolute
fucking RETARD I work at a
FRENCH RESTAURANT you think I’m not getting the stinkiest cheesiest cheeses on the downlow every godammed
day? You think I haven’t already turned half the nest against him? Those pathetic greasy shitbags are hooked on my cheeses. They’ll do anything I say for their next fix!
No. 1100456
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I LOVE THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG
No. 1100628
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She's right
No. 1100670
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the official name of my new poly queer hyper punk band ladies
No. 1100675
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>>1100672Take it up with your government
No. 1100676
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Suddenly remember that loser who went on Pawn Stars and tried to sell his demonic statues that he made. He made them out of gold and painted them pitch black and the bald dude was like "dude why'd you use gold if you were going to paint it black you should have used aluminum or some shit" and the dude was clearly inwardly thinking "YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN" and I really wonder about that sometimes: Why did he use gold if he was going to paint them black?
No. 1101253
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>>1101225Holy shit I remember this! Disney channel original movies were something else back then.
No. 1101339
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No. 1102023
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Leave her alone! Please!
No. 1102030
>>1102023I miss when it was 100% socially acceptable to laugh at these deranged autists
simpler times, funny times…
No. 1102051
>>1102036yeah but it wasn't really about what he was saying tho, more like HOW. he could have been taken seriously if he didn't look and sound so deranged.
But it doesnt look weird and funny anymore, cause we got used to it and it has become the norm now. We must pander to the delusion of every mentally ill person as if it's normal and healthy, it's kinda exhausting and depressing
No. 1103220
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i am about to make myself a hot dog and i’m thinking about that study that says a single hot dog can take 36 minutes off of your life. thinking about how little that matters to me. what else would i have done with those thirty minutes? read about a stupid twitter whore who continues to ruin her life? eat a salad instead? hate watch a tv show about teenagers banging each other AND each other’s fathers that was written by a male? i’m eating my hot dog. socialist america continues to strip us of our god given rights. i’m sick and tired of it. first we have to wear seats belts, then we were forced to receive a vaccine that literally causes autism, and now we can’t even eat a delicious fucking hot dog? i’m sick of it.
No. 1103229
File: 1647666934852.jpg (51.32 KB, 400x300, thumbnail_63354.jpg)
>>1103224No, if you eat a hotdog you'll start going backwards in time by 36 minutes
No. 1103269
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I just want to go back to 2006 where i used to play with bratz and nintendo 64 all day long and i will never go back. Life sucks
No. 1103413
>>1103384Just saying the Xbox 360 came out in 2006, you'd only still be playing on an N64 if you didn't have a PS2 or Gamecube.
I never had an N64 though, went straight from a thriftstore SNES to a Dreamcast even though me and my siblings were begging for a Playstation.
No. 1103467
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No. 1103554
File: 1647696224586.jpg (142.21 KB, 900x675, betty_spaghetty_shopping_dolls…)
>>1103269I want to go back to 2001 and have my betty spaghettys back
No. 1103575
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No. 1103684
File: 1647704711938.jpg (82.28 KB, 500x656, 2pmpdy.jpg)
No. 1103692
>>1103554i fucking
hated these pieces of shit they never stayed together
No. 1103716
File: 1647706216542.jpg (5.79 KB, 250x250, mom (2).jpg)
I collect memes with text that I do not understand because I find that it adds to the absurdity of it and it makes me laugh. I get afraid that they are saying terrible stuff though so if any nonnies could help me to translate it would be amazing !
No. 1103720
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>>1103716>>1103719Kek,
nonnie I just really love absurd humour
No. 1103829
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>>1103716Allow me to contribute
No. 1103854
File: 1647715625448.jpg (20.51 KB, 563x545, f3f905314afe81ed34a4d11c219f52…)
>>1103743does it have the same signification of blyatts? I tries tapping "komntmol" in google trad but it didn't really translate anything
>>1103798thank you
nonnie for the translation
>>1103829please post more, I love it!
No. 1103923
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No. 1104220
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No. 1104280
File: 1647746210387.jpg (41.49 KB, 510x518, the cow.JPG)
who's ready ladies?!?!
No. 1104342
File: 1647754005594.jpeg (71.42 KB, 553x581, 055B3A74-5D94-4C16-97CA-23F8AB…)
>>1104251ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??
No. 1104497
File: 1647768657601.jpg (61.22 KB, 650x429, 174317301-kitty-pops-balloon-p…)
cp in ot
No. 1104498
>>1104342Pull the
trigger, Officer Wallrump.
No. 1104660
File: 1647780119949.jpg (89.81 KB, 750x825, 1647133518609.jpg)
manifesting this for all the de/g/enerates who keeps posting about wanting priest kek
No. 1104663
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>>1104660Wtf is that face lmao
No. 1104708
File: 1647782737279.jpg (1.63 MB, 1200x1888, @november1889.jpg)
>>1104695that's actually a very fair criticism anon, and I will also be manifesting your dream man
No. 1105091
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No. 1105198
File: 1647808305675.jpg (353.56 KB, 1215x2160, b2f8055b4bc9117bc095d4198e09d8…)
Would you share a passionate night with him nonnies?
No. 1105221
File: 1647809227675.jpeg (665.43 KB, 2333x3500, 258AA913-638A-4F25-BEEB-3291C4…)
>>1105192Look
Basically I'm just not gonna accept it (the nwo!!)
I know…. UGH I know….. I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna do those things is all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No. 1105243
>>1105221ANON
ANON ANON ANON
GIVE THE SAUCE
NOW
No. 1105366
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>>1105266Normally the anser would be 'not much' but today it is not the case. Firstly I awoke at the but crack of dawn (twelve noon) and proceded to inject one bowl of my finest cereal. That would be Cheerios™ with the hole grains intact. Not to forget milk. Then I ordered my butler to deliver my labtob. It was sticky from last night so I relayed to him my wish he lick it off. Of course he did so abruptly and most thoroughly until the device was to my satisfaction. Once he handed it to me I checked my stonks (all good) and proceded to lolcow dot farm. Mostly I did the lurking except for a post in a debate that interests me, most titelating. Procedeing from then, I visited my e-mail account. It would seem my absence was noted from the Required employees' dinner. Sad because I missed the lasagne. Each employee is tasked with baking lasagne for each meeting on a rotating schedule. Fortunal it wasn't my turn, but I was bereft. I told my butler clear tomorrow's schedule he replied its already empty, well just as good. I sent my formal apology (307 words, right over the minimum) but I forgot to reply all. Oh well, I'll fill them in tomorrow. I logged off to pee which took a half hour less than usual. My water intake was not up to par today. That was because I became rivuleted to lolcow once more. I was so addicted I nearly missed my evening slug larp. Panicking I commanded the butler to fetch my tub. I have a thirty gallon tub of vaseline for just one purpase. Already nude, I scooped into the basin and get suitably coated. I forgot to log off my computer and sullied it in the process. Ultimately failed to do and here I am.
No. 1105462
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Alright, fuck/marry/kill with Womack, Lurch and any troon from the mtf threads.
Death is not an option
No. 1105479
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>>1105462>Death is not an optionFuck a HSTS troon, marry Womack (Doordash coupons ahoy) and kill Lurch, freeing Tuna and the world
No. 1105489
>>1105479very
valid argument about womack I’ll be off getting free spicy chicken sandwiches while he reposts shays asshole on her Twitter fanaccount
No. 1105494
File: 1647827535615.gif (1.07 MB, 276x137, DF439C01-A294-4CC0-B5C2-C3270A…)
>>1105462marry lurch, fuck one of those early/pre-transition troons who just looks like a long haired dude (swear there's been a few posted), & kill womack (I cannot fuck him is all)
No. 1106156
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my baby i love her my baby who i love she is my baby and i love her and i hope that you also love my baby too
No. 1106210
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I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Fix the sight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT
No. 1106237
>>1106194No this is lowcow.farms and I'm really upset that I've been posted here. Please take my photo down
Signed willowjadeelizabeth1954@aol.com
No. 1106247
File: 1647907845099.jpg (587.21 KB, 1638x2048, Tumblr_l_67997889065882.jpg)
good nihgt
No. 1106248
File: 1647907887859.jpg (76.11 KB, 620x372, az bitch.jpg)
>>1106247NIGHTY NIGHTY NONNATELLA
No. 1106278
File: 1647911629912.gif (936.2 KB, 382x350, 5A22E01D-579D-42B5-A5E5-A62D39…)
Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was 『 The World 』
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm kinda difficult
But it's always someone else's fault
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave
Primadonna girl
Would you do anything for me?
Buy a big diamond ring for me?
Would you get down on your knees for me?
Pop that pretty question, right now baby
Beauty queen on a silver screen
Living life like I'm in a dream
I know I've got a big ego
I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though
And I'm sad to the core, core, core
(Yeah) Every day is a chore, chore, chore
(Wow) When you give, I want more, more, more
I wanna be adored
'Cause I'm a Primadonna girl, yeah
All I ever wanted was 『 The World 』
I can't help that I need it all
The primadonna life, the rise and fall
You say that I'm kinda difficult
But it's always someone else's fault
Got you wrapped around my finger, babe
You can count on me to misbehave
Primadonna girl
No. 1106285
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>>1106279God is trying to snipe you
No. 1106293
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>>1105462>>1105494>>1106002hold. the. FUCK UP!!! I was not functioning correctly and thought op meant lurch addams family, Im an idiot brb tbh kms
No. 1106327
File: 1647917475324.gif (4.47 MB, 520x293, ezgif-1-442404765a.gif)
enjoy
No. 1106348
File: 1647918828391.gif (3.1 MB, 280x498, 40F28C49-5A6D-4718-9DDD-A33715…)
Oh yeahhh
Wooo babyyyy
It’s old lady time REPLY WITH OLD LADIES
No. 1106356
File: 1647919319355.jpeg (41.22 KB, 408x612, 71E1AB95-12A0-4F99-89C1-A0567D…)
>>1106348LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO
No. 1106359
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>>1106352get off my lawn.
now before I pinch thos cheeks
No. 1106360
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>>1106352You’re lucky I appreciate the youngins too
No. 1106372
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No. 1106383
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No. 1106384
File: 1647922967349.jpg (671.83 KB, 1833x2048, 1647908920619.jpg)
>>1106383Gee gee gee gee
(baby baby baby)
No. 1106396
File: 1647925087865.gif (2.85 MB, 312x234, 1317431730798.gif)
SSSSSSLLLLLURRRRRRRRPPPPPP
No. 1106431
File: 1647928804458.png (770.35 KB, 1043x1051, kikomi.png)
Rate my fit girlies
No. 1106433
File: 1647929044862.gif (29.61 KB, 220x268, oh yoooou.gif)
>>1106431Oh Kikomi, you goofball
No. 1106460
File: 1647932268822.gif (181.6 KB, 312x450, 92DF097D-BFB2-4BDB-B1D7-CC76AC…)
>>1106383babby!!!!! I missed you
No. 1106461
File: 1647932373560.gif (5.65 MB, 400x400, 1D64882E-06CF-473C-9CCC-D3AE0B…)
>>1106396rmmfh mfbhmmhhhmfmmfh
No. 1107241
File: 1647982934378.jpg (289.46 KB, 959x920, catsniff.jpg)
GIVING MY CAT A BIG OL SPINE SNIFF
SNIIIIIIFFF
No. 1107380
File: 1647994240680.jpg (148.13 KB, 1040x780, 0cd54174a884bf7a821cc0f048bee6…)
don't even fucking look at me if your shoes don't look like this
No. 1107489
File: 1648003079596.gif (547.07 KB, 160x160, giphy.gif)
No. 1107492
File: 1648003492636.jpg (23.21 KB, 531x411, ht_iris_schieferstein_hooves_g…)
Would Elise wear these?