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Do the dumb, dumdum
Previous dumbassery: >>>/ot/898344
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Lmao I lost count because someone jumped from 1 to 3. I didn't mean to steal anyone's spotlight, chill nonacelita
i wish i could show u how much I appreciate you
Take a breath nonnie
, not our fault that you’re a kissless femcel
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Thank you for the blessing, anon.
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i love dressing like a cockroach crackhead. short-sleeves men’s button ups with white undershirts. retarded ill-fitting jeans. shoes with holes in them because i can’t afford new ones, with bright yellow minion socks peaking out. or hot pink teddy bear socks that stretch to my knees, those are best with knee-length dad shorts. and retarded earrings. when i get some money I’ll buy a pair of those oppressive chunky white sneakers. they’re so fucking ugly, they make me want to gag whenever i see them. I love them. but there’s nothing more horrifying than black chunky platform sneakers. they’re so fucking ugly, just imagine seeing them in a normal setting. my eyes would twitch, violent visual assault. i believe i will reach my full potential when i wear these, i will just stomp everywhere i go. stomp stomp stomp
C-can we be platform sneakers buddies, nonnie
? I have worn my black chonkers since last spring I think.
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I wish there was a fun game with only female characters inflicting violence on men, not a stupid porn game like an actual enjoyable fighting adventure game
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weebs need to be ejected into a volcano
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let’s stomp stomp stomp stomp
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They sell fancy protein shakes
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some losers with an ax to grind decided to take literal who bands like "swans" and make them gatekeepers. there's nothing more satisfying than telling people with that type of music "taste" that you couldn't give less of a shit about their /mu/ tier music. nothing personal against swans they're just such a gleaming example
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I love Alice in Chains
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what is a borzoi girl, anon? these shoes do not belong to a greasy russian-looking wood girl, or a raver. they’re so ugly, like a deformed baby. there was a good pair sneakers once in these shoes, but the bottom sole started multiplying like an excessive cell growth, and now you have this retarded but slightly eastern bloc adjacent shoe. i love how it looks when you, like pure terror on asphalt. it’s not merely ugly, it’s visual menace
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. rip legend
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me when i see posts i reported get redtexted (hiding my own countless bans in my backpack)
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a term I just made up, it’s usually very greasy-looking crack den/marijuana barbies with fried and dyed hair that’s usually bright colors or ultra bleached, tend to dress like adam sandler in oversized effortless lazy bum clothes, socially awkward and autistic like billie eillish, either are skinny fat or anorexic/bony regardless they always look very unhealthy, drinks redbulls and piss-looking juice, obsessed with owning vermin and dirtiness, uses depression as an excuse to trigger
their ice caveman instincts to give up while stronger women have enough common sense to get up and take a shower when their armpits become stinky. they’re on the top food chain of indie faggotry
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Barron Trump is 15 and 6'7" (2 meters) tall. If he keeps growing he will become the tallest guy on earth!
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All of Trump's kids inherited a weak ass chin. They're all so unfortunate looking, espcially the scrotes. Ivanka looks okay sometimes but I still don't think she's as stunning as people make her out to be.
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The thing is, the Trump sons are ugly as fuck. Only the daughters seem to get surgery, when they should all
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dropped pic aorry
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barron trump grow up and be normal challenge
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rotten you are ROTTEN die die die
Proving my point tbh. Actual femcels are more like:>tfw no bf
and things like that
I've always thought of a femcel as a pick me who desperately wants a bf, and goes to places like /r9k/ to try and commiserate with the ugly faggots there.>>907223>Saddest part is that they still surround their lives around men but the men aren’t even real
Literally who cares? At least a fictional man can't abuse her like a real one.
>>907239>a woman can say tfw no bf and it doesn't make her a femcel when there's some arbitrary factor stopping her from getting a bf.
That's literally the original definition of what an incel is though, an in
ibate. I feel like you have some kind of vendetta against yumejoshis because they called the 3D man you simp for ugly.
Fair enough.>I don't know why this is so far fetched.
Because most of the women who complain about not having sex don't even orgasm or the guy won't even touch their clit, lmao.
I am built exactly like Billie Eillish big boobs and scrawny legs and skinnyfat torso. Every time I go on tiktok and am bombarded with plastic surgeons telling me I need to get a BBL to “fix” my body even though I’m losing weight and these are just my proportions sigh
I pretend like I don’t want to look like an Instagram model pear shaped ass bitch but every time I see a huge jiggling ass, a part of my soul dies. I wear baggy cargo pants to make my legs look less scrawny I feel ridiculously disproportionate in leggings and jeans.
Also I am indie and all I wear is lazy clothes.
I feel ridiculous and gaudy in nice clothes.
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rate my adult sim, she's going to college to become a professor and gardens stuff and lives in the middle of no where like a moron
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>>907494>I'm the anon that loves her feet and
jesus fucking chrust I hate footfags everyone stop talking about/showing feet all over the board for one month challenge
What do you mean, I also fantasize about 3d bf
Mine is stuck forever in the late 80s early 90s. Tfw no dumb country boy bf
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Petition to ban footanon. I'm tired of her(?) already.
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i told my friend that im uncontrollably attracted to the onceler and a few days later she tells me she thinks id be a good match for her brother.She showed me a photo of him and he does not look like the onceler. i guess i was expecting something like picrel but he just looked like her
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So foot anon posted her feet and I missed it?
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Tinfoil that footanon is also that anon that posted her tits since someone told her to attention whore in a more creative way
It's alright, it was ugly.
I still have the page open but I think it would be too mean to post them since she keeps deleting them.
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Oh I didn't see this I'm foot anon and I didn't post my tits.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
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Spoiler for long ass toes, viewer discretion is advised.>>907614
Fuck you quit posting your feet
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Kek, I didn't see that one, this is the one I saw her post
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Only feet allowed now are cat feet, it is so.
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I agree. Look at those cute little paws.
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Does this count
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My fave are the mixed toe beans. Cats are so sweet
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Please go put on some fucking clown shoes and put those flippers away.
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Hedgehogs also have cute feet imo!
On that topic, I don't care about sisterhood or sex positive feminism, if I see a woman who's masochistic, into scrote porn or a fujo handmaiden worshipping gays, I immediately think of her as utter trash.
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Y chromosome posts in a female space and is mad that he isn't being cherished for his frankenstein feet. >>907742
you're not allowed to self-post dumbass
This motherfucker sounds so much like that one stupid tard anon at /m/ that keep posting her drawings to the art critique thread and complaining that her art has been critiqued. >>907638>>907658
I agree. I guess this is also a kind of unpopular opinion here, but I also get kind of annoyed when some anons excuse a woman doing something bad because she's a woman, and they think that it can't be the same as a man's actions. I was abused by a woman, so I guess it's just my personal feelings that make me a little upset when people act like women can't be abusive
or even predatory, or that because men do worse we should just be ok with it. With that being said, I also hate people who say shit like "BUT IF THIS WAS A MAN!!!!".
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(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
Nta but>just say you're (evil strawman)
Is not the snappy comeback you think it is
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You're welcome now realize other anons are trolling you good
I'm very sensitive about my feet. I will go now. I got triggered
by anons in another thread calling me a 4chan scrote. My foot doesn't deserve that.
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this is literally your feet
I was high and it was fun. >>907924
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Nothing about that was marginally homophobic.
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explain because I'm not dingus
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>>907898>I have narrow size 6 feet.
Nobody is buying that shit,
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Suck on these bitch
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Huh, I guess you're right anon. I'm scared one day I'm gonna opens someone's profile and just see their nudes.
Anyway, I really want to dress my bimbo like Elsie-tan. I feel like it would be super cute, I can even give her a pet cow.
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I've already extracted the data from foot-anon's pictures and figured out "her" true identity. Nice work doxing yourself, faggot.
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love my new rolex>>907994
just open it
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I hate the whole feet posting that has been going on but. I think it’s funny how the scabs on my foot makes it look like chocolate chips cookie dough.
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Damn, anon left a harsh comment that she deleted. What does everyone think of my new Seiko 5?
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Foot anon has a really shitty cheap chinese phone kek
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the incel shooter wasn't ugly. more proof that a lot of these incels are just mentally ill, not ugly
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Nothing ruins my entire day more than when I finally get to eat a tomato, and on the second to last bite the juice splashes everywhere but in my mouth. What am I supposed to drink-eat now? It’s too cold to eat a watermelon. Life sucks.
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Here’s my size 14 women’s feet. I don’t give a fuck because ALL FEET ARE DISGUSTING ESPECIALLY MINE.
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Are anons really taking this joke seriously or am I the one with autism here?
maybe she meant to respond to >>908020
but I have noticed farmers missing jokes a lot… like a LOT
Why are they wider at your arch than near your toes
Why do all you anons have legitimately deformed feet
Why the fuck is everyone posting about feet constantly did we get invaded by fetish scrotes
Don’t feel bad anon, missionaries are manipulative as fuck. I went to church for fun for a bit as an atheist and they literally have classes on emotionally manipulating and telling people sob stories to get them into the church. They want to spread their ideology and they want money, that’s all.
That’s not even mentioning how fucked it is that they send people to poor countries to take advantage of them
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shut the fuck up
This happened to me when I was walking down the street with a beer can. Two very young (teen?) girls in pigtails and old-fashioned skirts approached me with pamphlets wanting to save me from my drink. I just told them to fuck off.
Do you go around with a drink or cigarette or something like that?
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My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone.
KEK I was wondering if maybe I just look depressed or something and that's why they want to talk to me.>>908077
I was just walking home with some fried chicken! I think the times before it happened when I was walking to class, but I do walk around alone a lot so that might play a factor into it.
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Oh yeah? I’m here to show you otherwise. I’m willing to bet my feet are even better than yours. My beautiful rounded toes. My lustrous toenails. Take a look, nonny
. My glorious beautiful fucking feet. My feet in all of its glory.
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what the fuck is neurodivergent? I'm going to neurodiverge your cerebral hemispheres
We all know komaeda anon will just post komaeda feet.>>908075
Now thats a good feet. Ninja feet. Amazing.
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I miss you Ko-chan…
Please come back…
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ESL YouTube is my favorite place. The misuse of phrases and acronyms never fail to make me burst out laughing.
This fucker just said he’s “turned on” by the recipe and nobody in the comments bats an eye.
Nice sentence structure, Nona.
No, saying “turned on” isn’t as common as “food porn.” Same ballpark, different team.
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What should I watch on Netflix, nonas? I hear the selection is good these days.
It's kind of old by now, but have you watched Re:Mind?
Being on this board often reminds me of it.
I don't know about everything but it is pretty likely.
Recently my dad grabbed my step mom's phone to use maps and was like "Wait. You use TikTok?" and she just laughs and says she noticed that was on her phone too and she didn't know why because she never downloaded it and thought maybe it came with the phone. We tried telling her that app doesn't come with the phone and how bad and weird that is that something like TikTok just pops up on your phone and she basically called us tin foil hats. People refuse to take this shit seriously.
#believewomen(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
My birthday is coming up soon, how do I spend a $55 dollar gift card for presents? Can you guys give me cool gift ideas. I’m tempted to buy a lot of sweets, but I know I’d be better off with something that’ll last. (Clothes, posters, etc.)
I like occult and punk stuff, but thinking for myself is not a strong suit. Thanks in advance, Nonas!
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I just learned from Emmy that if you push your mustard cap all the way back it clicks and locks into place
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I don't need to prove anything to you honey lmao>>908309
I found picrel when I Googled this. But then again it's Reddit so who knows
Yeah it seems like all their historical tv dramas have men that looks like lotr elves.>>908518
Must be jealousy, media with pretty women aren't banned AFAIK.
They're so insufferable, and their hate for straight women (aka most women) comes off as weirdly misogynistic, ironically.>>908563
She has no charisma, Jennie neither but she's being shilled because she's rich.
Came here to post the same thing RIP
SWEET SWEET YOU'RE SO SWEET
Same. Do all men over 18 need to have a beard like the Taliban now?
And what happens if an actor looks naturally feminine?>>908658
I'm really curious how it would all work. But they're trying to get the youth away from games in general. https://edition.cnn.com/2021/08/31/tech/china-ban-video-games-minor-intl-hnk/index.html
It's really nuts how they think they can just ban everything and then everything will be fine.
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Wait what? I thought it recently became a thing there. They are called 'little fresh meat' lmao
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Looking at this will always remind me that this place is culturally biased while always blaming burgerfags for being ignorant while the eurofags are possibly the most ignorant and closeted bigots I’ve ever seen
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Well, since we are doing lazy race bait: why can't americans understand that hispanic and latin aren't a fucking race?
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Not just recently, since close to a decade nearly all their A-list males under 40 have a kpop-ish "girly" look, that ban is impossible to realize.
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don’t worry it’s not italians or other europeans doing it because italians aren’t white and that’s a good thing. why do they try hard to be accounted as white? what’s wrong with them?
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Would you go to this cafe anons? Basically pay a guy to be well-groomed and nice and not mansplain.https://www.sixthtone.com/news/1008384/chinas-hottest-new-rental-service-men-who-actually-listen
What does that mean. You can probably discuss whatever you want with them.>>908767
It seems like they can go on dates with you, but no do anything sexual - although like japanese hosts, some are probably up for it if the woman is rich enough.
Only $60? I would tbh, but I wouldn't make a habit out of it.>“The butlers respect me and care about my feelings,” she tells Sixth Tone. “Even if you have a boyfriend, he might not be this sweet, right?”
He's being paid to pretend like he cares, this woman is giving me man-who thinks-the-stripper-actually-likes-him vibes.
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looks like someone's never had pasta con le sarde, which is very much italian and very much has raisins in it. What a shame, it's terrific
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girl, do I have news for you
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I participated in my first fantasy football league draft last night and I'm surprised to say it was actually pretty fun. I didn't even have to pretend to give a shit about sports, it was more like game to see who could collect the most men with weird shaped heads
Russian salad nona
Although I fucking hate it, but it's pretty damn widespread here.
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Funnily enough, I was looking at recipes after my previous post and found a decent number of recipes in italian for pasta with fresh grapes (pasta l'uva). It's not my type of thing, but the point still stands that at least some number of italians think it's fine to eat pasta with fresh grapes lol
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Fuck that shit, have some tasty french/russian salad
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fuck now I want lemon pasta, I always want it extra lemony and this is no exception
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welcome to Germany, kek
we have Kartoffelsalat and Nudelsalat and in some variations you put mayo in it
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I guess I just don't really get why people are reacting to this so strongly. Americans didn't make up mayo-based salads themselves, they basically inherited them as a tradition from their north german ancestors, who eat stuff like picrel.
The mayo-based pasta salad with fresh grapes is basically just a combination of mayo-based pasta (which isn't that different from something like pasta con tonno e uova) and pasta with fresh grapes, which is apparently a thing for some italians. The slightly sweet, slightly creamy flavor profile isn't that weird for pasta, since kugel has been a thing forever. What's makes it so transgressive?
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samefag, but I also just discovered an italian recipe for pasta salad with grapes. I feel that this evidence is irrefutable!
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This is really scandalous but, When I get a Tastykake krimpet (which is very rare) I like to peel off the icing. The cakes are so moist. Also, Tastykake sounds like a stripper name.
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Primary elections happening right now and someone went as a capybara (who recently "invaded" a rich neighborhood that was made in their natural habitat)
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lmaoing at the woman or ''''woman'''''''' telling other anons in the MTF thread to marry a conservative man. This is what her ideal scrote looks like
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I don't know how the fuck they get to that conslusion, just because conservatives hate trannies, it doesn't mean they are worried about female well being, shouldn't that be obvious?
Also, why is Marge among them?
I never denied that conservative women exist. I grew up surrounded by female hardline conservatives and they were almost always more radical than the males to cope with the fact that they'd spent their entire adult lives sitting on their asses and contributing virtually nothing to society.>>909174>why is Marge among them?
that does look like the ole river monster.
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Kek, thankfully he was in support of them and asking to protect their habitats. Capybaras have become an unexpected symbol of revolution, everyone is rooting for them
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They're sweet creatures
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I love capybaras. Capybaras are my only reason to be alive. I fucking love so fucking much fucking capybaras. I want to have a capybara as a pet. I don't want to fuck a capybara. Or maybe yes. I don't know. The only thing i know is that i love capybaras. Capybaras. Look at those little eyes, soft hair and cute nose. They're too perfect. If i can't get a capybara as my pet i'll kill myself. I can't live without one. I'm already dying because i don't have one of these adorable criatures in my house. I want them. I want to adopt every fucking capybara of this planet. I'll give them names and surnames. I'll be their mother and father. I'll make an empire of capybaras. Now, fear them. The capybaras are coming for you. They're everywhere. I'm their leader. This isn't even a joke. A capybara has the power to ruin you life. I don't need food or water. I need a capybara. That's enough, at least for me. I don't give a fuck about other animals. Having a dog or a cat in your house. Imagine that shit. So fucking stupid. Only capybaras will save this universe. Fear. Pain. Loss. They control it. You don't need a family of humans when you have a capybara at your side. They're my family. Fuck every one of them. You need a capybara and you know it. Punch your uncle and get a capybara. You'll thank me later. They have powers. You all motherfuckers. Pieces of shit. Fuckers. Pray for a capybara today. They're coming again. I'm so angry. Adopt a fucking capybara in this moment or i'll kill you. We live in a simulation, and the programmers are capybaras. Pray. Please. Respect. The new order. Capybaras.
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The capybara will pray for us
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One of my close friends retweeted this and I agree with this but at the same time it made me realize how many people I ended up cutting contact with because of her. It wasn’t the biggest loss for me because as shitty as it sounds, I don’t really care anymore when people drop me/I drop them as friends. Life goes on sort of thing. But it also makes me wonder to some extent if she’s the problem considering how many very close friends she cut contact with in the span of just a few years lol.
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Containers are so much better than tubes. With tubes you'll always have leftover product stuck inside but with contaibers you can use everything up
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i'm thinking about buying this flip phone. it only costs about $200. i have a hard on for flip phones and i'm just nostalgic for the early 2000s in general. i currently have an iphone 12 pro lmao. so everyone around me thinks its a giant downgrade. the thing is i want to stop using my phone so much, and stop staring at my phone for hours a day. this flip phone is from 2017 and it runs android 6.0, so it would still let me install useful apps you can't really go without like whatsapp, viber, facebook, spotify, etc. but it would completely take away the ease-of-access of using your phone like a mini computer. imagine how annoying it would be to type paragraphs on imageboards on this thing. so you wouldn't. how annoying it would be to scroll for hours on a tiny screen. so you wouldn't. ahhhh i'm so confused if i should get it. maybe the novelty is gonna quickly wear off once i get it and i'll want to go back to my shitty mini computer iphone.
ah i see. the camera thing is a good point but i actually don't take pictures at all, i don't take selfies or photos of myself or other things ever and i only use the camera if i really need it. the bluetooth thing i have no idea, the samsung does have bluetooth and runs android 6 so i can only assume it does have that functionality? >>909416
they're for texting/making calls, needs data or wifi. i don't think they're common in america because most people use imessage/facetime there?
All of this reminds me of this friend.
He was always complaining about someone, ending friendships. I wondered when it would be me once I realized the problem was him. Well, I'm not his friend anymore. He cut me off without any explanation like he did to his other friends. They probably weren't as bad as he made them to be. He always said bad things about the friends he abandoned.. Makes me wonder what the fucker said about me to the only friend I know he still had.
He was a bad friend, when I think back. I was his personal therapist, an emotional crutch, not a friend. He was never there for me when I was depressed or just had a bad day, but for him, everyday was a bad day. He threw a tantrum when I told him to stop throwing all his problems on me, when I said it was too much for me to bear. He acted as if I wished him dead, didn't had my own problems and didn't support him this entire time.
Also he had a foot and mpreg fetish and used to watch incest porn (which he would give me the links despite me telling him to not do that) and coomer anime "ironically", and once said I was "gaslighting" him because I made a joke he didn't get. I was such an abuser apparently.
Once he asked me what I got from this friendship, what kind of impact he made on me like I made on him. At the time, none at all, to be honest, but I wasn't. Didn't want to hurt his feelings so I told him he made me a better feminist lmao
I guess now I can say he taught me something invaluable that I will remember for the rest of my life: never trust a man with a foot fetish. It never stops there.
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I'm sorry to all my neighbours who are obligated to hear me sing Blazblue opening songs and cry about this man.
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Second ayrt and god do I empathize with you. I was also the emotional punching bag. It’s funny you mention how he talked shit about former friends too, because after I pushed her out of my life I decided to get in contact with some of the mutual friends we had in the past. Of course she talked about me behind my back too. There’s no helping these people and it’s not worth it to keep them around.
Kek jfc I’m glad you got out of there>>909370
I’ve been considering the same, but instead thinking about getting the galaxy z flip 3. My first phone was a razer, so this is nostalgic as fuck to say the least. Not sure how the switch to android will go for me though considering I’ve used an iPhone for years.
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You want money? I'm planning a heist. You and anyone who replies can come. Bring a weapon and a snack.
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Nta but I got my snack and my husbando sword, I’m ready to fight.
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I go to sleep now. Fuck all of yous.
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I am so tempted to create a Tumblr account again. I guess I'll do it when my exam passes.
Now that I am not drinking the tra koolaid anymore I believe it will be a bit more annoying, but damn, I just wanna create a virtual shrine for my favorite actors and media, share some shitty art I'll make and scroll indefinitely through some memes. Pretty cozy
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i sometimes like to dm dudes on playroom (it's a disgusting matchmaking discord server) who don't seem like outright coomers because i love debating scrotes when i'm bored at work, and holy moly. this dude managed to diagnose me with narcissism and psychosis and then break up with me after 15 minutes of talking because he got offended about my opinions on women and armpit hair shaving. i'm a bit sad because no more fun dudes to message anymore, it's a really slow day at work today
Same. I had such bad cystic acne, thin af eyebrows were in, I had my emo "phase" lol
They just want someone they can manipulate, that's the appeal, not even the body (probably)
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I was too once diagnosed with narcissism by some moid on discord because I kept saying something retarded like "hihi anon deserves some dessert" and apparently that makes me self centered on a pathological level
I got some really cool things that you can think about, it’s like, only cool kids shit, anon, you will love it>Study hard and get an amazing scholarship on something you want to graduate from >start a new and enriching hobby like playing an instrument or learning a new language >help your community by going to some shelter or cleaning up the street>donate the stuff from your teenhood to the people that needs clothes, shoes and toys >read some fucking interesting books you loser
It’s some cool shit.
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i saw this pic and i'm dying to know where they got their stats from lmao
>>910106>Study hard and get an amazing scholarship on something you want to graduate from
finished high school two years ago anon
>start a new and enriching hobby like playing an instrument or learning a new language
i’ve been doing both, anon! i already speak two languages, and I’m picking up the third. surprisingly enough, german is easy? also i bought a lute-like instrument a while ago, i’m learning it on my own. hoping to save up enough money buy a lyre this year though
>help your community by going to some shelter or cleaning up the street>donate the stuff from your teenhood to the people that needs clothes, shoes and toys
hmmm will prolly do this
>read some fucking interesting books you loser
been doing this all my life unfortunately, but you’ve reminded me that i need to finish the one on my hands
I found these people on twitter kek
It's typical moid tunnel vision. They start thinking that 16 year olds are perfect because they don't have the flaws that women in their 20's have (light wrinkles, a few extra pounds, little to no free time), ignoring that they have their own worse set of issues (acne covered skin, uneven puberty-related fat distribution, awful and unflattering clothing).
I watched a documentary on women who got married to adult men when they were 14-16 (this was happening in a southern state in the US). Their husbands all got bored and started treating them like shit about half a year into their marriage, despite the fact that these girls were supposed to be perfect teen waifus. Men think they want 16 year olds, when what they want is some imaginary woman who has only the good qualities of both a teen and an adult. When they realize that they were wrong, they'll just move on to their next pipe dream, the next demographic to project their perfect imaginary wife onto - maybe a naive catholic girl, or a submissive foreign woman.
The two anime girls are meant to be children but have big hips lmao they can't even be consistent in their own pedo memes
anyway I was chubby and depressed at 16 and i hadn't even finished growing in height lmao. It's a cope for literal incels who can't get adult women so they pretend like they totally never wanted the 25 yr olds who snob them anyway
Then I don’t know what are you doing by asking for ideas, just live your life, unless the options you want are>do Xanax>arrange a gangbang>create an only fans >get yourself a tattoo that you will regret in a few weeks>join a discord server full of idiots
I don’t know, sounds like stuff that you can do even if you’re not a teenager.
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This headline makes me chuckle. What the fuck is wrong with people kek
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Sister Jeanne out here thinking we won’t notice her.
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I don't know where they got the data for this image (right out of their ass is a good possibility), but I looked at the cited paper on sci-hub and the study doesn't appear to have employed that level of age granularity in their research (they used broader adult vs child groups so there's no year-by-year breakdown).
The paper also doesn't support what they're suggesting at all kek. Picrel was in the summary of their findings, most men are probably not sexually aroused by children. Idk why I expected pedos to be anything other than troglodytes, but the fact twisting is still pretty annoying.
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Just reminiscing about last Christmas when I put out a gingerbread house for the backyard raccoons and the next morning the entire thing was gone. Definitely going to make a bigger one for them this year
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I saw and saved a documentary to watch about the wind phone but I can't bring myself to watch it. I tried once and about a minute in started crying. Just thinking about the damn thing makes me tear up.
I love how they spam shit like that. Male cope. What do women like? Well, women rate 80% of men unattractive, the rest average and only 2% attractive; unlike men rating women on a bell curve with only 6% of women UNattractive. In fact, women find the average male face so ugly, when asked to morph it until it became attractive the face became 50% more female, aka a man that does not and could not exist in rl lmao. V-shape is essential to male attractiveness accounting for most of their score, not a single woman has been found to find a non-V shape/weak body attractive; whereas men are attracted to a broader range of shapes and sizes. If men don't have the right ratio, they are fucked basically. Women always make the penis bigger and stature greater on morphs and report hating men's body hair, especially chest, removing it. Most men today are fat when women are attracted to a healthy BMI. Men wrongly assume they peak at an older age and young women find them hot. Not true, women are attracted to men approx their own age, until 40 that is. Male attractiveness ENDS at 40. Women over 40 prefer men in their 30s forever kek. And women do NOT like bald men. Which must be pretty shit, considering 25% start losing their hair before age 21. By age 35, 66% have hair loss. By age 50, 85% have significant hair loss. Unlike us, men learn the hard way they have aged tbh. They live in denial and reality hits them harder. The truth is women are strongly desired, we can be choosy and it drives men absolutely fucking insane kek.
>>910215>Most men today are fat when women are attracted to a healthy BMI
this is so funny to me, at least most fat women do their hair and try to dress nice, most men regardless of BMI put zero effort into their looks, you'd be lucky to find a man who showers and gets a FLATTERING haircut regularly
and then they cry about how "fat girls get laid" as if it's somehow women's fault that men fetishize unhealthy body types. That's how you know women are better than men, because we like healthy bodies and men need under or overweight bodies to get off
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Do you have a source for that? V shape is such an asian thing>>910228
Yeah, if they are young most men aren't straight up obese, but their higher metabolism and tendency to be more muscular than women can only do so much, so they end up skinny-fat or pudgy, if they were women living the same lifestyle the'd be obviously fat
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What's attractive to men and women beyond the basic stuff that's been programmed into us evolutionarily (symmetrical features and other signs of fitness) is extremely culture-bound, which is why in the west, where culture changes so quickly, we all look back at media from a couple of decades ago and go 'oh wow what the fuck were we thinking?'. You're right in that pretty boys are in right now tho and it's absolutely hilarious to watch incels give themselves BDD because they don't look like meatheads when that's basically a fringe attraction rn. Truly the blind leading the blind.
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>>910399>moids spamming meta with incel copypastas
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why is /meta/ and /ot/ being raided did I miss something
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I’ve gotten so used to listening to videos from my phone with it in my pocket that I routinely stand up from my desk, ripping the buds right out of my ears because I expected them to move with me.
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got this ad while chiecking weather is it not hilarioUS lMAO kekkkkkle KLMAMMAOOOOO KEKKEKEKKEKK
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does lc look cursed for you too
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honestly 99% of people don't give a shit about "skinny fat"-ness either way. no one is gonna care if your body looks like either one of these. no one's gonna think you look disgusting if your body is more like the left than the right.
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Is it bad that my "husbando fantasies" Involves me kidnapping him (by resurrecting him from the dead and transporting him to the real world instead of his fictional universe) and keeping him in my home until he eventually develops Stockholm syndrome and falls in love with me? He has free choice to leave at any moment but chooses not to because he wouldn't survive on his own.(He doesn't even have a birth certificate because he technically doesn't exist). And so he eventually becomes grateful that I take care of him and provide him with everything for free and also extended his life. If he asked, I would turn him back to his original state but that would also mean he would go back to being dead.
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How these nerds write 20, 30, 60k fanfiction after fanfiction? Or anything at all that makes sense? 3k and I'm already exhausted and my writing goes back to crap, 'he sit and ate and they talk and then this happens'. I also don't seem able to stick with my plans. Sometimes the story just feels so incredibly dumb that I have to question myself why the fuck would anyone read that shit, and fight the urge to not scrap certain plot points and go with some other crazy plan that days later will make me think "the fuck was that" and erase it because it's ridiculous and has many plot holes when you consider the whole thing. I hate how so many ideas come out of nowhere and I'm not able to keep up with one thing. Probably I just don't have the ability to deliver the story I want but it bothers me so much because I know in theory what I should be doing but I just can't.
I have 3 unfinished stories, possibly only one has enough potential to turn into something, but I feel like I'll never finish it because I'm stuck with bad writing no matter how much I write. I'm bummed. Writing is hard but I think something in my head is broken because this shouldn't be this hard.
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Don't worry, you're not broken. The super long, polished, amazing stories you're thinking of were also difficult and time consuming to write. They also went through multiple drafts. It sounds like you're holding your rough/first draft to impossible standards. It's supposed to suck! That's why you revise it afterwards, fill in the gaps and make it pretty. The first step is just getting it all on the page. And honestly, I've really enjoyed reading old, haphazard drafts months after they were originally written. The prose isn't great, but the story is, and the story is what matters.
It's also really detrimental to nitpick, delete, rewrite, to infinity. Again, it's going to suck at first and that's okay. If you don't like the direction the story is headed, block off that portion of writing and start again. Put in an another document. Anything! Just don't delete it! You make more work for yourself when you can't look back on your previous efforts, even if those attempts were unsuccessful.
Also, are you writing about something you enjoy? The only way to succeed at writing is to be completely self indulgent. Fulfill your own aims and appeal to your own niche interests. Include your fetishes, your emotional hangups, your impossible fantasies, whatever. It doesn't matter if you think nobody else would want to read that garbage. Firstly, the story is yours and it's for you. Secondly, all the best writing is deeply personal. And lastly, how can you expect yourself to finish something you find no enjoyment in?
Quick Tips for when Art is Hard>Stream of consciousness>Bulleted lists>Script format>Bracket [words you don't like] and want to edit later to stop obsessing over them>Literally do whatever it takes to get from the beginning to the end>And always have the ending in mind!
The fact that you've kept trying is really admirable. Honestly, writing this sperg of unasked-for advice has inspired me to write more, too. It's not very coherent. I've been abusing adverbs. The sentence length variation probably sucks a lot. But I'm getting my point across, aren't I? So I won't nitpick myself and just post it!!! I hope that you can convey the story you have in your head. I'll always be rooting for you!
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Love and "equal relationships" are bull crap, men are exhausting just to be around and women need to be compensated for the customer service act we're expected to perform (or else they chimp out).
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Seeing anons vent about their college life makes me feel so happy to be a worthless NEET, no more dealing with the consequences of someone else's lack of organization, no arrogant manlet professor being a bitch to me cause he's in a position of power and I can't tell him to go fuck himself, just peace
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I write about stuff I like, some stuff are not very original, people read it a thousand times already but reading stories like that never keep me satisfied for long and I keep looking for something I can't find anywhere. That's why I decided to write my own stories, there is something I need to read that I can't find in other peoples works no matter how good they are. When the book ends, something is still missing.
Then as I write I go back into thinking that nobody is going to like my work the way I do. How some passages are silly, who cares about this? And I edit them out. Then I'm editing everything out.
Guess I'm not indulging myself then, and that's why it gets like this, so hard and tiresome. I should just stop thinking about it too hard and keep writing until I reach the end and that's it. No editing until then. If people don't like, then they don't like, long time before I reach that stage when someone will actually read it.
It really isn't that hard, I was just being dumb being too preoccupied with people. But there is no people, just me now and my bullshit, lmao. Thanks for the insight! Time to go back to writing.
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>>910974>turns off phone
Can't get spyware now, heh.
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You know that meme that goes “I love playing with mommy’s special buzzing toy?” Well today I got to watch over FaceTime as my niece and nephew did just that. I decided I was not liable for cleaning up this mess and just ended the conversation with them rather than trying to coax them into putting the ‘toys’ back.
My 7-year-old niece will grow up someday, and get a boyfriend, learn to drive a car, go off to college and build herself a good career. But no matter what she does she can never erase the knowledge I have that she put her mom’s vibrator in her mouth.
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Why did you post this?
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I dunno why the phrase "His testicles became swollen" is making me laugh so much.
It sounds almost biblical.
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I wanna get better at visualization (?) because I wanna daydream more vividly
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Made this just for you, fellow Tuckanon. :3
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I tried gonewildaudios for the first time tonight and it was a complete fucking disaster. When any guy tries to emulate the sounds of pussy eating all I could think about was him smacking his mouth on some chili or something and at random times I would remember the moral orel no children scene and burst out laughing. Why am I like this. Guess I'll be sticking to x reader fanfiction for the time being.
Nta and I found nothing good in the f/f tag either, it was full of bdsm shit and tranny shit.
I also wish they would make a rule against DDLG, it's endemic.
That's why you learn Japanese and listen to the 'professionals'.
Seriously at least half the reason I learned Japanese was for situation CD's and now I can barely be bothered to set aside that much time to masturbate these days.
Jesus just don't participate if it triggers
you. It's a thread about celebrities for Christ sake
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I’ve been playing ACNH since december and I still haven’t found Punchy, my dreamy, anywhere. I’m so upset nonnas.
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w h a t ? what are you talking about?
i wish you all the best with whatever you have probably BPD since my post triggered you
but i'm not whoever you talked to
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samefag but I thought anon >>911874
was talking about the show hot in cleveland I’m so dumb
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Aren't they some Taobao reseller?
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My calendar doesn’t have birthdays or doctor appointments. It has various cancellation deadlines for free trials. And then I have the audacity to forget. There goes $9.99 reeEEEe
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we broke up over 2 years ago but sometimes I still think about the fact that my ex was into lolicon, monster girls and other weird hentai shit and said stuff like he thought the idea of a creature laying eggs in me turned him on, yet he thought that people with feet fetishes were weird as hell and hated furries with a burning passion. like seriously how can you jerk off to lolicon and be like "omg footfags are such degenerates". I can kind of get furries, but he loved hentai with catgirls and girls who were half snake/spider etc. like how is that even different? I just don't get it.
I love heart attack and I love lala land >>912041
I have made a custom demi lovato and 2 selena gomez song playlist. My new morning routine is singing my heart out to them and performing a mini gig to get me going for the day. So I figured I should learn to play the current crowd favourite (in my head), skyscraper. No one can tear me down, bitch!
When I first got my period I thought discharge was just a ‘start of puberty’ thing and that it would go away pretty soon. sigh
, if only.
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No you’re not deformed, you’re probably just average. You’re way more familiar with your face so of course the threshold of similarity with another face is higher for you. “You look like my friends cousins dorm mate from canada” just isn’t a thing people go out of their way to note even if they thought it for a sec. Only if the similarity is particularly striking TO THEM, which 90% of the time aren’t actually that similar. Like I don’t think Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood look the same, they just have vaguely similar concepts. Last time someone said I look like another chick it’s like yeah sure I can see that, we both have black hair and bitch faces.
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guys..you ever think ko-chan succeeded in one of her many suicide attempts? why can't i stop thinking about her
What do you mean? Komaedanon said that she was getting help and that she would stop kinning Komaeda.
Unless you’re talking about another komaedanon.
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Komaeda-chan, please, return.
I know but that is beyond the usual stupidity of pop feminism imo and isn’t sex positivity mostly associated with libfems? The idea that being on the receiving end of penetration is degrading seems like something they would be against. Like “rape the patriarchy” unironically would have been less “problematic
” and made more sense and been more respectable lol even though it still would have been dumb. I just find it hard to accept that, when you consider how so
many people would have been involved in putting this outfit together, no one said anything and they all agreed it made sense?
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So you grew up on Clamp as well, I see.
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I’m hyped, because my best friend wants to finally spend halloween at my house and not at her house with her party pooper family, want to be a creepy Angel, I’m already creepy so I just need Angel stuff.
I wonder if doing a brooch like pic related would be too difficult for a beginner who can’t even fold a piece of paper properly.
Thank you for the information.
This changes everything
HOW YOU GOT EM
WHAT THEY'RE LIKE
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I'm reading this manga called 'the way of the househusband,' about a gangster who devoted the rest of his life to be the best househusband ever to his wife, pic related. It's fucking hilarious, I'd recommend if anyone's looking for something to read.
Anons keep throwing around bpd or autism as insults, but it's a fact that a large part of the lolcow userbase suffers from paranoia. I bit my tongue the last time I saw a paranoid like you (which was just this morning), but I already stated this multiple times on various occasions.
Not that I'm complaining, I love you crazy bitches. It's just… you're crazy.
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Yeah I think you have to be kind of deranged to be in a place like this. But that's why it's so fun!!!!
Samefag just remembered that time an anon said she saw a farmhand make a regular post but left her trip on by an accident and then deleted it lol>>913094
They're all gone now tho… pretty sure AV is outright banned
Sure, we're all deranged, but paranoics rule. Everyone is plotting against them (it's scrotes/trannies posting!) or watching them (anons/mods target me!).
It totally makes me believe P.K. Dick was right when writing "Clans of the Alphane Moon". Lolcow is a great reflection of that moon kek
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I specifically reported your post so they can take a look at it. You're welcome.
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I've been playing picrel recently. It's been a nice little throwback, but this game is actually boring as shit.
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I watched a few vids about elizabeth holmes last night and scrolled down to the comments to see people laughing at her really put-on fake deep voice… as a woman with just a weirdly deep voice myself I had a moment reading it all. I hope people don't think I'm doing this with any effort to.. sound like a boss ? lol
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more and more people are finally starting to learn that it's older fathers who have retarded children.
, they'll come in here and derail the thread with seething for a full day about how you're a sociopath with no empathy.
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What the hell do they put in oreos that makes them so good, they're like crack
know I'm a fuckup.
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I wonder if we made a Kim Jong-un thread whether the North Korean Cyber Police would start browsing lolcow and trying to hack our great community.
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The pace now is perfect tbh, my autism makes me want to not miss anything from the threads. I can browse /ot every few hrs and catch up easily.
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Can’t stop thinking about this. Even muttered “wet the drys” to myself as I wandered around at work earlier
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sometimes i feel a little guilty for only having "ugly" and "weird" husbandos throughout my life instead of bishies but it can't be helped. i'm not telling you who they are but basically i'm into characters that either look like they never sleep, never eat, and never brush their hair or if not that, are drawn in a goofy artstyle or style their hair/clothes/facepaint weirdly. the first traits i listed are unironically hot to me it's almost a fetish at this point idk why. if a man looks healthy and alive i don't want him.
huh. that makes sense i guess? at least her stage name wasn't decided on a whim. i still get triggered
when i see people pronouncing "rosé" as "rose" though
Thank you for taking one for the team, nonnie
. I initally also wanted to answer the same thing but felt too embarassed for being a bp sperg.
ily anon >>914073
I understand that trigger
, especially because "rosé" sounds so pretty, why would anyone pronounce it wrong? >>914095
Kek I gotchu fellow bp sperg
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>driver drops off at the wrong fucking house
>immediately tries to call him, doesn't pick up
>seething, sent him a Karen tier text
>10 minutes later the nice neighbor actually drove down to my house with my food
>currently stuffing my face, feeling kinda sorta bad as I already got my money back
I like watching yt channels of big families out of morbid curiosity, it seems to vary. From what I've seen they're usually>religious >weird hippies
or>unstable with a tonne of baby daddies, just having kids to fill a void
Reminds me of the Rodrigues Family and how sickly and undernourished her kids are because she had a giant brood without being able to properly provide for them. And she's so defensive of all the comments she gets on her kids looking like Holocaust victims
the mom will post videos of them gleefully eating their allotted 5.5 french fries and 2.6 nuggets like they are properly cared for. It'd be funny if I didn't feel so bad for the kids
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Have you ever wondered if there is something wrong with Pops seeds? There is no other explanation for how he managed to pop three retarded children. Like, the older run away after throwing a tantrum because you forbid him to race until he is older and more experienced after the fucker almost died, but all he cares is about winning, not that you're worried sick, how dare you. Then your second is a complete narcissistic prick. It's the guy who will fucking kill you if you go against his wishes, his girlfriend being his fucking moral compass, the only thing between him and the complete destruction of everything he touches. He gets angry at the mere suggestion that he should let this random guy win so he can now have the money to pay for his poor ill sister treatment, because 'not my problem', all he cares, like his older bro is about winning. Whatever it takes. He has no heart. I don't understand how he got a girlfriend. He treats her like shit. I wonder if she wishes he would just run over her with the Mach 5 and end her suffering. I sure would.. anyway then you have your third, and this one, you don't even need to hear about. Maybe his mom tried to drown him shortly after his birth, realizing she birthed two sociopaths and there is no way this one will be any different.. but he somehow ends being different, not in a good way though, more like in the way of that retarded cousin nobody likes, who says shit and everyone just humor him because you don't know what to expect of him. Something nasty hidden under that tasteless sense of humor and inappropriate behaviour. I think this boy is a ticking bomb and I hope he explodes when they're all together at home having a nice dinner so neither of them has the chance to pass their genes. Thankfully Rex is living a senseless life. He might never have children, but I fear for Trixie.
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Yeah it be like that
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Do men have oxytocin rushes ever? Or is it all just dopamine for them. My dumb self has understood that oxytocin has more to do with bonding, and dopamine is primarily for rewarding effort. Men always moan about how women are intolerant of men being emotional. They also claim that women actually like crying and love being victimized, mainly referring to the oxytocin rush associated with letting the tears go. But do men actually even know how it feels like to let the emotion come and go, after which there's a soothing calmness and clarity as well as increasing fondness of the person who stayed and offered their trustworthy shoulder? Do men even understand what they need and want in a relationship, if even with sex the primary neurotransmitter activity is dopamine and the oxytocin activity is muted (relative to that of the woman's at least)?
Do men know how little they're even able to know? How does it make them feel, I wonder.
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can someone give me the saucy details about admin being a cow?
Holy shit I just complained about something super similar in the vent thread
I just want food but my bf is still working aaa