No. 424815
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I hate seeing these moidlets abuse and demean the chickens by riding on them. Fuck the nether.
No. 424889
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>>423941I can't build for shit either but I was able to make some decent and fairly large buildings by studying a bunch of fantasy builds I found on insta. If you can't free build maybe you can look at some builds you enjoy and make sketches of designs based off of them. It gets significantly easier to finish the build once you get the shape right. And if you're terrible with colors and textures then find shares of good-looking combinations to reference. Once again something I found on insta, there are people who will share good block combinations and how they use them in their builds.
No. 425197
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I am a journalist that works for the Cowtown Times. On the 15th October 2024, I was requested by the editor-in-chief to investigate a small village that had managed to live uncontacted for several centuries to write an article on them for the upcoming monthly paper. As a woman dedicated to her job, I came prepared with my book and quill and my camera the next day on the 16th. What I witnessed that day would shock me to my core and leave an impact on my psyche for the rest of my life. As they had no contact with outsiders, their houses were very primitive, however they were advanced enough to have an established means of anti-gravity as their houses were built floating in air, no structural supports required. While I was investigating and interviewing the villagers to find out the secret to their anti-gravity and hopefully be able to implement their method in Cowtown, I became witness to a historical event. As I was intensely studying the foundations of their houses, I heard a hissing noise. Since I'm not retarded like the villagers, I bolted out of there. When I turned my head back, I saw the sky erupt in flames and was hit by a minor shockwave. While their technological advancement in anti-gravity was astounding, they were too retarded to adapt their plumbing to their unique building method. All their pipes were exposed, much like the foundations of their houses, and a gas pipe had cracked after I had begun my probing. In the shots I captured on that traumatic day, the last moments of villagers huddling together with their lovers, almost as if they were aware of their fate, were caught. They were regressive patriarchs that killed all the women off after using them to birth sons and then ran off to their male lovers like the fags they were, so no sympathy should be had for them. I came away from the catastrophe with a few minor burns, however all that remained of their village was the structural remains of a few houses on the edges of their village that were built adhering to gravity, and a camel that had enough wits about her to get the fuck out of there. As a woman of ethics, I'm dedicated to publicizing the truth, and only the truth, to the citizens of Cowtown, unlike the barbaric pillagers who have already started spinning their propaganda pieces about Cowtown's involvement in the incident. Lest we forget, the Major Gas Line Explosion of the South-East Sand Village, 10/16.
No. 425757
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>Lolcor Minecraft Server Update
This is just a small update post to inform nonas that play on the server about the recent updates and plans for the server.
Cowtown now has a bustling economy, complete with player shops, so that anons can monopolize resources and become wealthy artisans in-game. Players can now exchange good at the Cowtown Stock Exchange for valuable sages to spend elsewhere, like our very own market. We've added a custom image plug-in, so if there are any photos of cows or artwork players would like to see in-game, there are options to achieve that (like in picrel). We're also working on adding custom music so that we can have raves in the discotheques with alcoholic beverages sourced from the Brewery plug-in.
Starting 8 November, we're planning to host 4 server events every day, Friday through Sunday. Over the past two months, we've built a lot of exciting mini-games for nonas to participate in, so there's a lot of variety for everyone to have fun if they want to join in. There will be two events per morning around 11AM EST, and two in the evening around 9PM EST. So, there will be 12 events: 4 each day, every weekend in November after the 8th.
So far in terms of mini-games, by 8 November we'll have: Hunger Games, murder mystery, Spleef, boat racing, a world-spanning foot race, a zombie attack simulator, elytra flying course, a PVP arena, an archery course, and a horse-racing track.
>For any anons that missed the opportunity to join during the CC bunker threads:
I will be opening the server again for anons to join it in the latter days of October or the early days of November. If you're interested in joining, I'll post more about it closer to the date. The server is lighthearted with a focus on socializing, and there are strict rules in place to maintain anonymity. It's been fun hunting for diamonds with nonas while we make fun of our favourite cows. If you think you'd be interested in that sort of atmosphere, feel free to join! We're excited to welcome new nonas to the server when the time comes.
No. 426115
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derpina lives on in shroom state