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No. 1454853

Anyone still using this website raise your hand! Let's see how many nonnies are still up in here. Use this thread for news, questions and anything relevant. Merry Christmas!

No. 1454854

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Made this thread since every other thread seems dead or way too slow (nonnies are having a bunker elsewhere). I am concerned about some other websites having us on watch so if you see any troll please actively ignore their bait.

No. 1454855

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>sensitive cat posters

No. 1454856

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where my sensitive cat posters at

No. 1454857

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>>1454854
Lolcow is slow from the combination of nonnies not being able to access lc from the failed update + christmas + american night time + cc is more active + multiple sites watching lc right now. The last point - a nonny in the bunker thread said lolcow feels somehow creepy right now, and I agree. Something was lost, or brought to lc with the update. Kiwifarms, rdrama, and 4chan are all watching lc and nonnies are afraid to post. I'm sure some have left lc completely what with shaymin resigning and all that drama.

No. 1454858

>>1454857
I think lolcow is in its terminal cancer phase now

No. 1454859

god i wish things were back to pre dec 19th

No. 1454860

>>1454858
maybe more like terminal dementia

No. 1454861

>>1454859
wish they were back to pre-tranny raids this year

No. 1454862

How many more times must we go through the "lolcow is dying" thing

No. 1454863

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>>1454858
>>1454860
literally lolcow right now

No. 1454864

>>1454857
also i doubt 4c gives that much of a fuck, & if they do thats sad lol

No. 1454866

>>1454861
i agree

No. 1454867

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I'm here. And I don't really get what is going on currently with LC 100%

No. 1454870

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>>1454867
here's part of the story I'm too lazy to explain the rest sorry nonna

No. 1454871

>>1454867
The bunker thread on cc might be useful to you, the OP has a list of everything that's happened in chronological order. If you don't want to read it, basically
>shaymin tries to update the site
>fails, nonnies hate nucow and let shaymin know how much they hate it
>shaymin gets tired of everything and resigns
>shaymin says if new admin isn't found in a month, she's taking lolcow down
>lolcow is crippled, 50% of nonnies can't access for whatever reason

No. 1454872

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>>1454863
wake up from your comma soon elsie-chan…………… please I promise things will be ok… things can still be better…………..

No. 1454875

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nucow was retarded and terrible.i will keep posting here as long as it lasts. luv my little terf corner of the internet.

No. 1454876

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farmcow.lol + page mirroring broswer extension = usable site on desktop

No. 1454877

Still can’t believe shaymin did a Liz Truss and was elected just to piss off at the first hurdle after being questioned for her shit decisions. How can someone like that even be a user of lc if they have no idea what the people want or that half of the user base are spergs regardless

No. 1454879

>>1454872
>>1454863
we will survive this, first just need nonnies back on lc and we can find a new admin

No. 1454880

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No. 1454881

>>1454875
agreed…
>>1454877
there's a big tinfoil that shaymin was just oldmin all along on cc

No. 1454882

I dont want this site to die nonners. I love lc and how it feels like a special bus full of tinfoil schizos, angry radfems, neets and nasolabial folds spergs. I want my special bus back.

No. 1454885

I'm fucking angry that aminds still haven't addressees this

No. 1454887

>>1454882
me too nonna. I will actually go into a grieving process if lolcor dies.

No. 1454889

>>1454887
>>1454882
I don't think it will die, I suspect things will go back for a month or so but we really can't no what will happen if a new admin takes over

No. 1454890

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>>1454887
We've already gone through denial, remember when nonnies were saying the discord caps were fake?

No. 1454892

>>1454890
she said she was deleting the site if she can't find anyone by the end of next month, there are proabably already a couple users who have already contacted her at this point

No. 1454895

I'm losing respect for anons every time I see comments bitching about this shit sounding like a WASP mum in a MacDonalds. Like yeah your order was legitimately fucked up, but you're not exactly in a Michellin starred restaurant here. If your life is so empty that you have not enough else to distract you at Christmas time maybe you shouldn't be distracted. Maybe you should be getting your fucking life together.

No. 1454897

>>1454890
I guess we are at the anger stage now kek

No. 1454898

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I'm just a lurker but I am here nonnies… I did not know we lost another admin. Why sign up as one if you can't take the heat, anyone who frequents this site knows what a shit mess it is.

No. 1454908

>>1454895
>If your life is so empty that you have not enough else to distract you at Christmas time maybe you shouldn't be distracted. Maybe you should be getting your fucking life together.
Then what the fuck are YOU doing here? Get off your high horse.

No. 1454909

>>1454908
dont infight, just ignore that anon

No. 1454911

Unpopular opinion: even the worst infighters on here, including the ones who go from thread to thread accusing them of being the anon, are still not as bad as most moids on mainstream social media.

No. 1454918

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>>1454871
Thanks for the explanation, that really sucks. Hope we all can continue to be nonnies together on LC.

No. 1454923

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>>1454918
Always welcome nonnie, I don't want to sound pessimistic but the future doesn't look to bright to me. If lolcow really does go down I'll miss you nonnies like crazy, I've never really appreciated how lolcow is such a big part of my life.

No. 1454924

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>>1454923
Same! I love LOLCOR and the culture we have created. When the site was down I seriously missed it. Would miss you nonnies so much.

No. 1454925

This situation is uniting us all maybe we can become stronger and cooler like before

No. 1454927

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here til the end nonas

No. 1454932

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I was finally able to load lc with farmcow.lol

No. 1454933

>>1454876
Is it possible to mirror the whole url? I have to click it on every page it's annoying

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No. 1454936

>>1454934
ʞɘʞ

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No. 1454938

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>>1454932
I'm using farmcow too, please tell me you're using a mirror extension and not a handheld mirror or something because farmcow is hell without one I totally did not have to hold up a handheld mirror to my screen before I found the extension…

No. 1454939

>>1454933
probably not, whatever, i'm used to it. maybe try another extension. what browser do you use? i'm on firefox

No. 1454940

>>1454938
Oh you. Yes I am using the extension

No. 1454941

>>1454938
Not familiar with farmcow, but why is the site literally mirrored? and why is there an extension for it?

No. 1454944

>>1454941
permabanned users are supposed to be redirected to the mirrored site farmcow dot lol. the browser extension is just a regular extension that can be used on any website and helps make farmcow dot lol usable for those who cannot access lolcow dot farm.

No. 1454945

>>1454940
where do I find this extension?

No. 1454946

>>1454945
just look up "mirrored page" or something for your respective browser, it's not lolcow specific

No. 1454947

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damn am i the only one whose using the normal lolcow.farm without an issue?

No. 1454948

>>1454947
It works for me with VPN, but not without.

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No. 1454950

>>1454947
me too nonnie maybe shaymin has blessed us

No. 1454951

>>1454948
huh, the opposite for me

No. 1454954

>>1454947
Nah, I can access it through my ISP without problems. But it's so dead I just hang out in the bunker anywa whenever I'm taking a break from family Christmas stuff.

No. 1454960

>>1454947
I have no issues with original.lolcow.farm. I hope the farmers still on CC can make it back to us.

No. 1454963

>>1454960
I'm enjoying the cc bunker threads too though. will probably stay there too until lc is 100% back

No. 1454965

I'm here, but it feels really weird and abandoned.

No. 1454967

merry xmas nonnies ily

No. 1454969

>>1454914
Mods never take care of it, have bias which cause more infighting and never permaban frequent infighters. For real though IMO if moids see a certain IP that seems to be getting into infights/baiting daily or even weekly they need to be permabanned no if, ands or buts.

No. 1454970

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>>1454967
Happy kringus time nonny! Are you doing anything special?
>>1454965
Same, sadly.

No. 1454971

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It makes sense to be fair, it will take a couple of days for nonnies to start coming back but it'll bounce back

No. 1454972

Literally about to open presents with my family. What did you get/get other people for christmas anons?

No. 1454976

Works on my tablet with wi-fi but not on my wired desktop.

No. 1454977

Enjoy your movie and Chinese Jewish anons

No. 1454978

>>1454972
PJs, a cutting board and office stuff

No. 1454979

>>1454972
loop ear plugs, bath salts and socks. hoping the ear plugs help with misophonia. i struggle with eating noises so I will be putting it to the test soon for christmas dinner…

No. 1454980

>>1454972
what did you get nona?

No. 1454981

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>>1454972
>>1454980
I got everyone what they wanted, and let's just say my presents sucked. I want to slam my fists on a table like a tard right now. Oh, well.
>>1454979
Oooh, what do the bathsalts smell like? I hope you get a lot of use out of those ear plugs.
>>1454978
Nice, are the PJs cute?

No. 1454985

>>1454972
I got nothing from my parents, but that's okay because I always get food and shelter and I get small things all year round. We're not religious so I don't care specifically for Christmas.

No. 1454986

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gay

No. 1454988

>>1454853
We’re gonna make it!

No. 1454989

>>1454981
I hate when people choose giving a 'surprise' gift over what you asked for. i know it's a classic first world problem but it's just so wasteful. sorry your presents sucked.

No. 1454995

>>1454853
Still here!

>>1454967
Merry Xmas nonny!

Today I’m just enjoying the books I’ve got recently.

No. 1454997

>>1454981
That sucks, nonnie. The PJs are Disney-themed which is kinda weird because I'm not a Disney-adult type, but they're also very comfy so it balances out

No. 1454999

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I'm here too

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No. 1455006

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I wonder if the people who only use the cow boards are aware of the shit that is currently happening here

No. 1455012

NONNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY NONNY

No. 1455013

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Merry terfmas nonatellas!

No. 1455014

>>1454997
That is a little strange, but at least they're comfy. What disney character is it? Maybe your personality reminded whoever gifted you the PJs of that character! Wish I had gotten some comfy pjs this christmas haha.
>>1454989
Me too. I just ordered a bunch of shit for myself on amazon including the two cds I really wanted so it balances out I feel lol. This is definitely a learning experience kek.

No. 1455017

>>1454870
Does anyone have that first post, Elsie drawn over that Josh gif? I can't breath its too funny kek

No. 1455018

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Merry Christmas nonnas!
I just wanted to say that being here as actually made my life better.
>ive received wonderful advice and support in /ot/
>ive been entertained by cows in /pt& snow;
>/m/ anons like my art
>/g/ has helped me tackled my weight- down 50 lbs and going.
I have laughed too hard in public because of posts, thanks for that too.

The best gift of all is this place, and chatting with nonnas around the world.

No. 1455019

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Notice how all the infighters and bitter posters are gone all of the sudden?

No. 1455020

>>1455018
i think you're the nona that mentioned your weight loss in the cc bunker thread. congrats again!

i love this place, even when it's filled with retarded infighting. merry christmas to you

No. 1455025

>>1455019
Are you mad about that?
>>1455018
Congrats nona! All LC has helped me with is hearty keks and fun company but I love it for it.

No. 1455027

>>1455025
no I'm happy, cat is angry because the infighting suxxs

No. 1455028

>>1455019
Don't start none won't be none. Tsch

No. 1455029

>>1455019
I'm still here, it's just not fun if you're infighting against a wall..

No. 1455031

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Who else is here and on the cc thread at the same time say hi

No. 1455033

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>>1455031
HELLOOOO FARMERS AND MINERS ALIKE!

No. 1455036

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Nonnies is there a post you found especially memorable from the past year? The nona who makes cupcakes for her lizard's birthday stands out to me.

No. 1455037

so, what's the scoop

No. 1455038

>>1455036
aaaa so cuteeeee

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No. 1455040

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>>1455036
Also this.

No. 1455041

>>1455036
I like that the sprinkles are the same colours as his spots.

No. 1455042

>>1454986
Keep posting this gif

No. 1455043

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merry christmas nonnies, whatever happens happens we had fun.

No. 1455045

hi lovely nonas hope you're all having a safe and healthy holiday

No. 1455046

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>>1455036
Somebody find the screencap for me but the Shaytaan incident kek it always makes me laugh

No. 1455047

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>>1455042
Nta but

No. 1455048

>>1455046
who is Shaytaan?

No. 1455049

>>1455043
I wonder if Null knows about this gif being used here so much Kek i know he saw the 2023 predictions post

No. 1455051

>>1455040
banned for posting her husbando, smh

No. 1455052

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>>1455048
Ayrt I found it >>>/ot/1386335

No. 1455053

>>1455043
i need a collection of all null edited gif

No. 1455054

>>1455049
oh yeah he had to have saw it, because I cannot be convinced he doesn't at least peek into the lolcow.farm thread, plus he commented about our situation the other day. Fattie

No. 1455055

>>1455052
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

No. 1455057

>>1455052
>shaytaan watches you in the bathroom
Wtf I'm never peeing again

No. 1455058

I used to be pretty ambivalent towards Shayna, she’s just another cow, whatever. But then I saw a picture of her wearing a diaper and it was so foul i fucking hate her now.

No. 1455059

>>1455056
No I dont what killed you

No. 1455060

>>1455056
Carreychan, I watched The Truman Show the other day and I have to say that back when he was younger Jim was a cutie. He does have that autistic mouth situation going on and if you stare too long at his lower face it looks weird, but he was sure a cutie. Just wanted to say that I get the attraction, I don't feel it, but I understand. Merry christmas/whatevr you celebrate to you Carreychan.

No. 1455061

>>1455056
why did you delete…oh my god the murderer got her rip fo shizzle my nonizzle

No. 1455062

>>1455061
what was it?

No. 1455063

Unpopular opinion: I kind of like lolcow being glitchy like this. Makes it harder for scrotes to get in.

No. 1455066

>>1455062
A Jim Carrey gif saying if she didn’t survive 2023 then-

No. 1455067

>>1455063
Same I like it, it's more personal with the nonnies and there's no infighting

No. 1455069

It seems wrong that the letter Q comes before S

No. 1455070

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I can't stand the tiktokers on this site. You know exactly who they are by how they type. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!

No. 1455071

>>1455070
Ugly hair

No. 1455072

>>1455070
TIKTOKERS GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE

No. 1455075

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>>1455036
I know I've driven this meme into the ground but I can't beli

No. 1455076

>>1455070
I know who they are and they like starting shit on purpose.

No. 1455078

>>1455070
>page 67
She must mean kiwifarms a "Lolcow thread" could literally mean a lolcow thread on kiwifarms. We also don't have pages

No. 1455079

>>1455078
it's a retarded zoomer they can mean whatever the fuck because words dont have meanings for them

No. 1455080

>>1455070
She looks like a becky larping as a stacy I can't lmao

No. 1455081

>>1455070
They can stay as long as they hate trannies.

No. 1455082

>>1454981
i am lowkey pissed my bf didn't get me anything this year. but he went into debt due to new fucked up motorcycle, car issues and emergency pet costs so im just focusing on him getting out of debt this coming year as my xmas gift so i don't have to support his ass

No. 1455083

>>1455070
Looks like your eyeliner skills haven’t improved since 2009 HAHA ROASTED

No. 1455084

>>1455070
potato nose go back to tiktok

No. 1455085

>>1455063
I kind of like it but wish it wasn’t done over the holiday period, some of us rely on lolcow for our sense of community thank you very much

No. 1455086

>>1455043
This gif is a thing of beauty

No. 1455087

>>1455085
well some of us are still here

No. 1455088

>>1455066
we'll see about that

I am scared of him, not mincing words

No. 1455089

Is the Null thirsting a psyop?

No. 1455090

>>1455075
this one cracks me up

No. 1455091

I ate 3 plates of Christmas dinner and I swear to god I cannot stop shitting

No. 1455093

>>1455091
what was your christmas dinner

No. 1455094

>>1455091
god same lmao

No. 1455095

>>1455089
I swear it's some kiwifaggots shitting threads up to make anons mad. I'm just ignoring it, if they're real farmers then they know to post that fat ugly waste of an abortion in one of the horny /g/ threads and not all over /ot/ like the pedo tranny spams Nikado Avacado porn.

No. 1455097

Christmas dinner for me
- Oxtails
-rice
-sweet pototoes
-Cabbage
-candy

No. 1455099

>>1455095
or people post it to be funny and don't know why some anons lose their fucking mind over seeing a fat scrote's face. It's not that serious, lord.

No. 1455100

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Oh god it’s starting

No. 1455101

>>1455100
Am I weird to find this kinda hot? I will take it back if more information is given about the context

No. 1455104

>>1455101
I mean he has a nice body and great taste obviously, no idea who he is though

No. 1455105

>>1455100
moids have such tragic bodies. they're literally just tubes.

No. 1455106

>>1455100
What is this, a guy wearing a Halloween costume of a sexy autist?

No. 1455107

>>1455100
dark Chris chan

No. 1455108

>>1455100
hank hill ass

No. 1455109

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Merry Christmas

No. 1455110

>>1455099
Maybe because you post him ALL THE FUCKING time? And it gets annoying to see ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME? Are you that retarded that you can't figure it out? Are you even a real farmer? Because most anons know that others would get annoyed at ugly scrote spam in /ot/.

No. 1455111

>>1455108
well hanks dick has been confirmed to be 7.5 inches. So small ass big dick

No. 1455112

>>1455110
Assuming YOURE not trying to start shit, just ignore them bc you’re making this worse

No. 1455113

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the more you know

No. 1455114

>>1455112
The same retard anon has been saying the same "ionna why farmers get so autistic seeing this ugly fat scrote I post all the time!" In the CC bunker and now itt. I just want them to know that it's not some autistic screeching because we're all autists. It's normal farmer behavior to hate seeing ugly scrotes.

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No. 1455117

>>1455114
>Normal farmers
Most people don't start crying fucking tears everytime they see some shit they don't like and derail every fucking thread like you constantly do. If you don't like my post ignore it or report it. Stop with this "Real farmer" shit. I am on lolcow, I shitpost. You shit up threads losing your mind every fucking time.

No. 1455118

>>1455116
cuteee

No. 1455119

>>1455117
you're right buut please dont infight

No. 1455121

>>1455117
I'm not crying tears wtf, I just hate seeing that ugly fucking scrote. What if I started spamming yaoi itt? And kept going when anons got annoyed? Hmmm why don't I keep spamming yaoi and talking about wanting to see anime boys lick eachother's shitcrusted anuses because it's funny to annoy people. No, bitch, I would stop. No matter how many times you annoy the fuck out of everyone by posting his fugly mug you will never know the taste of his ballsweat like you so desperately want.

No. 1455122

>>1455070
we need to put tranny troonie terf troony tranner trains troonz trenzz failedmale male male fags agp agpees ywnbaw ywnbam 41% poonie poony poons pooners tims tifs fetishists on every single post to repel them

No. 1455123

>>1455121
>everyone
YOU are the only one who has these meltdowns, thank you for outting yourself as the person who has these strong reactions over and over. Which makes other anons post it because it's funny and nobody takes it serious.
You also sound like a scrote and I'm no longer going to respond to you or your weirdly sexually rants.

No. 1455124

>>1455121
Nta but shitting up the threads with your whining won’t make them stop retard. Report and ignore, the fucking cardinal rule of the internet do not feed the trolls. If you continue complaining about them in this thread I’ll assume you’re a scrote trying to start shit and report you too

No. 1455125

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No. 1455126

>>1455100
Its incredible how important a nice ass is in a man. Like this he's a 3/10 but with a nice ass this autist could be 9/10

No. 1455127

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Ples nonnies…. Let us not fight as Elsie-chan is on her last leg… especially on the holidays… let us shit post and be merry

No. 1455128

>>1455124
It is a scrote, see the >>1455125 below. Accuse everyone else of being so bent out of shape, but constantly spazzing out being sexual and comparing a gif to Yaoi or Nick's asshole. Probably someone from the splinter site or Blaine. Just ignore and report.

No. 1455129

>>1455116
I miss the draw boards, I haven’t joined in a while. I don’t like how they’re all themed, it feels to constraining.

No. 1455130

>>1455070
>page
Retarded newfag

No. 1455131

File: 1671988707281.jpg (157.32 KB, 797x1200, FKXf7IDVgAAZ9VA.jpg)

>>1455128
This is my first time being called the schizo pedo tranny. I love you nonnie. Have a merry yaoimas.

No. 1455132

>>1455129
You don’t have to follow the theme, I think of the admins said that. U can just leave a random doodle unrelated to the theme

No. 1455133

>>1455129
I can't draw so it's constraining in general kek, I'm afriad of making something dumb and then getting bullied

No. 1455134

>>1455132
Yeah but then other nonnies will complain and it looks so out of place. I wish every other board could have no theme, those were the most fun to me.

No. 1455135

>>1455134
Then that’s dumb if they complain! If the admins say you don’t have to be on theme then I think that’s fine. Some nonnies are just addicted to their cortisol levels rising

No. 1455136

File: 1671988865215.jpeg (30.12 KB, 597x513, 448DE078-A475-4F99-8FC3-5962B2…)

still here - keep in mind it’s christmas and the busy holiday period in general has people (especially women) spending less time online but lc still managed 2.1 million visits in November. It’s gotten slightly less popular ever since the kf drama (while kf has gotten slightly more popular) but it’s far from dead. relax nonnas, have some nog and enjoy the downtime while it lasts

No. 1455137

>>1455117
You must have some sort of a crush on the fat faggot to be posting him to this degree. Sad for you he's lookin for barely legal mail order brides and not a femcel.

No. 1455138

File: 1671988930859.jpeg (53.45 KB, 564x563, 5395F66C-A3EB-4738-A3BC-F5F077…)

Christmas campfire storytime

No. 1455139

>>1455036
The girl who has a fetish for roasting and eating men and whose sexual awakenking was a simpson comic

No. 1455140

>>1455128
Nta but scrotes don't like yaoi, autistic women do. Her autistic interest is spamming gay boys, yours is spamming men who look like discord mods. You're no better.

No. 1455142

>>1455140
my gay best friend (who isnt a tranny) likes yaoi. whats your excuses now

No. 1455143

>>1455140
I post one shitpost gif of one scrote and it turns into me "Spamming men who look like discord mods"
Whatever, just stop shitting up the thread whining because people have turned 1 post into like 5 and ruining the thread for everyone.

No. 1455145

File: 1671989338277.gif (1.57 MB, 498x498, pepefrg-13-3018498136.gif)

merry christmas i dont feel good i think i am hungover and im sad bc my nonnies are suffering unable to post on the lolcor

No. 1455146

Nonies nonny nonie
I missed saying the banned word

No. 1455147

File: 1671989379435.jpeg (784.62 KB, 824x1163, 86146336-AAEB-48C0-A6B7-C4E83D…)

>>1455138
One time I was driving at night going to my job. I was taking the wooded/country road because I live near the rural area, and there’s always animals popping out in the dark like deer, raccoons, oppossums etc. it’s kind of spooky but nothing to write home about.

I was preparing to turn right onto another road when suddenly out of the bushes came out a little shadowy figure. it looked like a short creature standing up right with its arms straight out in a T-pose and shuffling toward my car. I freaked out, because I had just woken up and was still retarded- I was thinking to myself “God, I’m not ready to see what you’re showing me right now, I’m going to go insane if this is some dwarf/elf/goblin or whatever cryptid.”

I had my car parked, stunned because of my retard sleepy brain thoughts. The creature grew closer and into my headlights… iI was relieved, because it was actually just a little fox with a small rabbit in its mouth. I laughed at my autism and thought the little thing was so cute. (RIP to the Rabbit tho) I went on my merry way to work after that. The end

No. 1455149

>>1455145
Dont be sad for them, be happy their curse was broken

No. 1455151

>>1455145
I hope to be hung over tommorrow feel better nona and merry christmas

No. 1455152

File: 1671989471909.jpg (183.11 KB, 1078x486, 20201225062528.jpg)

I've thought of this post every Christmas since it was made in 2020. Hope you farmers are having g a good one!

No. 1455153

>>1455143
Anons would stop "shitting up the thread" if you stopped replying so autistically.

No. 1455154

i can only access this site on desktop and not my phone

No. 1455156

>>1455152
two christmasses… hope you have a good one too!

No. 1455157

>>1455142
>having a scrote as your bestfriend
Ew. Anyways doesn't change the fact that %95 percent of yaoi producers and consumers are straight women.
>>1455143
You're probably a fat ugly American femcel while the man you post is only interested in skinny slavic girls. Didn't he plan on traveling to poor countries to trick women into being with him? Stop lusting after this faggy soyboy and forcing us to see his obese face.

No. 1455158

>>1455152
wait you have snow on your page?I don't

No. 1455159

File: 1671989811975.jpeg (104.54 KB, 750x871, C753921A-90E5-49D1-AF4E-376C4C…)

Mmhmm mmhmm. Keep telling yourself that.

No. 1455160

test

No. 1455161

>>1455160
!!! You made it!!

No. 1455162

>>1455149
Okay kek true

No. 1455163

>>1454972
A heated blanket

No. 1455164

File: 1671989990175.jpeg (120.34 KB, 749x712, C66A8C47-AE6F-40B8-A828-D2EAB2…)

>>1455159
Yeah she’s doing it for me

No. 1455167

>>1455159
>women can't ever do anything for themselves
Hm… Sounds scrote-ish.

No. 1455168

File: 1671990220390.png (866.18 KB, 1105x784, 1671927805159.png)

Did shaymin really quit? Lmao

No. 1455169

Shaytards stay delusional

No. 1455173

>>1455169
All shaytards look like shayna.

No. 1455174

>>1455169
Shaytards are worse than shayna. Never forget about the lisa simpspn pedo extranny shaynatard.

No. 1455175

>>1455168
hot topic is selling skelanimals and I bought a shirt with a bat on it

No. 1455176

>>1455174
>>1455173
Didn't one Shaynafag namedrop lolcow and her thread on Reddit? Normienons loooove to hate her and keep up with her threads for some reason.

No. 1455179

>>1455158
Old cap, nonnie. I wish we had snow. It was cute!

No. 1455180

>>1455175
Do you want to be my elsie? I got a pleaded skirt and arm warmers recently

No. 1455181

>>1454972
>For others.
I got my mom two pairs of really nice earings and a Bluey family set since she really likes the show.
>For myself.
I got wire shelf, it's wobbly so I need to anchor it with nails and wire to my wall but I'm happy with it. Gonna stick my Kirby merch on to it, since it's wire it can handle my keychains. Don't know how my pins and can badges are going to fit though.

No. 1455185

>>1455181
You still fantasizing about that penguing laying an egg and eating it?

No. 1455188

My aunt is singlehandly helping me rebuild my wardrobe. She got me a bunch of stuff for my bday and a cute tshirt for christmas

No. 1455190

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>>1455180
Yes ma’am let’s listen to MCR and PTV Together

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No. 1455198

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Me when a customer asks me if we have something in store or where they can find something in store or where the bathroom is or what time is it or if I could help them with something or if I'm having a good day or try to joke around with me or anything really

No. 1455201

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No. 1455203

>>1455198
When I worked retail I would come in a good mood and leave pissed every single day I hate customers with my entire soul

No. 1455207

>>1455201
Diseased dickhead looking mf

No. 1455210

>>1455147
I love this so much nonny

No. 1455211

>>1455203
It will plant the seed of hatred for mankind in your heart, I swear. It is just miserable. It's almost like babysitting the worst types of people you've ever met and hope to never see again.

No. 1455212

File: 1671991709083.gif (1.37 MB, 500x430, 10880432.gif)

The current situation is kinda sad, I wish all of us could be here, jumping between 2 sites for so many days is kinda tiring, and during holidays on top of it…
But merry Christmas to everyone anyways! I usually open presents on new years, but this morning my aunt gave me a bunch of oranges she grew on her field, so that's cool.

>>1455129
Some of them got looser themes, like the one we had recently for mouse/trackpad drawings only! And the one currently open is free-ish too since it's just a color palette, anything you draw will fit with the rest. Honestly, the more people draw on them, the better!

No. 1455213

>>1455198
Same anon. My favorite thing is when as little people as possible come in so I can be left alone to do whatever I want. I hope customers will leave you alone too.

No. 1455217

>>1455129
draw janny here, i hear ya! a no theme theme has been added to the repeating themes list so we'll have that once in a while!

No. 1455228

>>1454947
It works for me too, surprisingly.
>>1454967
Ily all back. Merry Cwismas…
>>1455145
Get better soon, nonnie.

No. 1455231

>>1455093
Turkey, stuffing, pigs in blankets, roasted carrots, potatoes and parsnips, peas, gravy and cranberry sauce.

No. 1455234

File: 1671992831259.jpg (59.46 KB, 359x500, a34f383b91d9f294601498dc01cc17…)

Merry Christmas to all nonnas, even the crazy ones. Also, I'm thinking of the nonna with cancer who said she was gonna go wild and live her life - Merry Christmas to you in particular, gigastacy queen. I've been thinking about the post you made and I hope you are out there having the fun you deserve.

No. 1455235

>>1455234
awe this reminds me of a diabetic nonny who posted months ago about a lot of the pain she was dealing with as a type 1. As a fellow diabetic I see you and think of you nonna, I wish you the best. ♥

No. 1455256

Any nonny playing the sims right now? My femme vampire and butch werewolf lesbian couple's kids aged up into teens recently. Femme vampire quit her style influencer job to start selling her own knitted items on plopsy and take care of the family alpaca.

No. 1455258

>>1455256
sounds cozy, may she enjoy her retirement!

No. 1455259

>>1455122
we do have those banners, but they will never be updated

No. 1455260

>>1454857
Shaymin left? Are there any updates who's going to take over lc then? I haven't had the time to go through +20 bunker threads yet lol

No. 1455261

>>1455260
There's no replacement yet, but we have about a month to hopefully find one. If you go the CC the OP of the current bunker thread summarizes most of what we know and has links to everything

No. 1455262

>>1455261
Samefag but Shaymin started a "bunker discord" that I can share an invite to if anyone needs it

No. 1455267

File: 1671995712643.jpg (52.96 KB, 600x800, 6b74f4e8c0c2736fc74c74532d1907…)

I hope Chieftain Crack Eagle is okay. I wonder if she cannot communicate with the lolcor spirit realm because it's down for so many people. Chieftain if you are here please grant me your blessing. I have included picrel as this is me inhaling the fumes of my microwaved feline worming tablets to communicate with you across the internet.

No. 1455278

>>1455262
share it here

No. 1455280

>>1455261
Well that's depressing. Thanks.

No. 1455283

>>1454857
>Kiwifarms, rdrama, and 4chan are all watching
Idgi they have been doing that for years now, where do you think raids come from?

No. 1455285

>>1455047
Wtf are they hurting it?

No. 1455288

>>1455286
did it change? a different code was posted by admin in meta

No. 1455289

>>1455288
No, it's cause I'm using my own invite link and I guess it generates a new code every time. Idk, honestly I don't really use discord.

No. 1455290

>>1455289
Actually idk why I didn't just use admins code. Here
Discord.gg/aHDPjKSSzB

No. 1455291

>>1455285
seems to be making some sort of pooping face

No. 1455292

File: 1671998163425.jpg (50.53 KB, 529x601, tumblr_ec1087235c960106c0b24c2…)

i thought this christmas was really gonna suck since i have the coof so i'm all alone but it's actually been pretty comfy just chilling by myself
>t.already ate two cratefuls of picrel

No. 1455293

>>1455123
Not her but she's right, it's getting annoying. Josh is a fat fish eyed scrote.

No. 1455294

>>1455293
The infight just ended can you stop trying to continue it?

No. 1455295

https://discord.gg/P4Natuc6Ww
Here's the invite link, it doesn't expire. Honestly it shouldn't be kept a secret.

No. 1455296

>>1455294
Can you stop replying?

No. 1455297

>>1455295
muust explain that I generated my own but it's for the same server

No. 1455298

>>1455142
Imagine having a scrote bf. It's like owning a mentally retarded pitbull. Dangerous and a liability.

No. 1455299

I got several pairs of very nice socks for christmas! My husband gave me a really nice robe and has a present on the way that's still a surprise! All of my gifts were successful and I'm very happy about it!

No. 1455300

>>1455296
I'm not the joshfag so I don't know what you mean by stop replying. I was posting earlier ITT before the infight

No. 1455302

Damn nonnies, in our culture we celebrate Christmas on 7 january, and I feel so lonely now kek

No. 1455304

>>1455302
You're not alone nona, we celebrate it on the 7th too. Although I'm in a relationship with someone western so I celebrate both now hahah.

No. 1455305

>>1455304
i used to celebrate both when i was a kid since my babulya was russian orthodox, literally the best of both worlds

No. 1455307

>>1455294
Saying my opinion isn't infighting.

No. 1455308

>>1455302
where is that? pls tell more about your culture's christmas!

No. 1455309

>>1455302
my world is so small I find people with different timezones to be whole different types of people sometimes. like, "Wow it's 12am where you are? Are you magic? It's 3pm". So hearing this blows my mind.

No. 1455310

>>1455308
nta but it's orthodox christians

No. 1455312

>>1455308
In my country there's a lot of fun stuff people do on the 6th, our Christmas eve (we call it Badnik). In the morning kids take bags and go door to door in the neighbourhood singing songs in exchange for sweets and fruit and walnuts and coins. The doors are decorated with oak branches, we make a bread that has a coin inside that is divided to the whole household and whoever gets the piece with the coin has good luck in the coming year. And in the evening people gather with their neighbours and make big bonfires outside.

No. 1455314

>>1455308
In a tiny easteuropean country called Moldova. And as other nona said we are orthodox christians, so we celebrate christmas on 7th.

There isn't much to talk about actually. For many non-religious urban people this isn't a big holiday. We usually don't give presents, and the food isn't that fancy.

New Year is bigger in terms of celebration.

No. 1455315

>>1455309
It's 10:35PM here btw

No. 1455325

>>1455315
3:44pm btw

No. 1455331

Ugh a few days ago I had an idea to make a tag yourself /ot/ poster thing but now I can’t remember what I was gonna write

No. 1455333

You reminded me to make a post I was going to make but the place is so dead, I don't know if it'll get any answers

No. 1455335

>>1455126
>>1455108
is it weird that I literally don't even care, like to me a man's butt is such a non-issue that it might as well not even be there

No. 1455336

>>1455312
call be a buzzkill but i hate the bonfires. last year i went outside, shit was like going though a warzone, can't breathe with the smoke everywhere are every second a firework is being lit, shit's loud. i hate the pyrotechnics ''culture'' here, the only thing that spoils my love for the season. rant over

No. 1455338

>>1455333
just do it lol

No. 1455341

>>1455333
Seconding >>1455338. If you don't get any responses, just ask again when the site works properly again. Nobody except the nine people here right now will know, and they can see that you got encouraged to post it by at least two anons lol.

No. 1455344

It's just a silly Quesion
>Would you date the male version of you?
Nothing crazy.

No. 1455348

>>1455344
Hmmm well there are a few challenges
1. Too autistic to talk to each other
2. Even if we get past that no one will make the first move
If those problems were resolved then yes, if they are literally a mirror of my personality but in a mans body that sounds fucking amazing

No. 1455349

My husband is Jewish and my Christmas present from my mom was purchased for me a couple months ago. Sucks not having anything to open but at least I got my puppy.

No. 1455350

>>1455348
Please don't troon out.

No. 1455353

>>1455344
I wouldn't. I hate myself and I'm unlikable and men with these qualities are usually fucking incels.

No. 1455354

>>1455344
I would fuck him but I wouldn't date him.

No. 1455356

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>>1455267
i’m so gland to see fellow nonnies accessing the portals necessary to communicate with our beloved Chief Crack Eagle. i hope one of us will find success in reverting the sands of time back to whence they came and restoring Lolcur to its former glory. until then, i shall ride my trusted steed into the sunset whilst inhaling the crack vapors through my eyes, praying for visions of lc’s bright and beautiful future

No. 1455359

>>1455356
>glanf

No. 1455361

>>1455359
ah fuck

No. 1455362

>>1455344
A version of current me who got hit with a sci-fi ray gun and is now male? Oh hell yes, I'd date that. But a version of me who was male from birth or raised in any way like boys are? Absolutely not and I'd probably shoot him dead (in Roblox), because male autists are an actual plague upon the planet.

No. 1455363

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>>1455344
Male version as in born and growing up male and then just randomly meeting myself? No, we had the discussion some days ago already, and this reply made me laugh a bit too much. Me rn just with a dick and masculinized? Yes. My friends and me are already always joking about how I'd be the perfect boyfriend and how it's a shame I wasn't born male. Only issue would be that I don't find the men of my native country attractive, so I'd have to work on that somehow kek.

No. 1455364

>>1455350
What about that makes it sound like I want to troon out? Disappointed you don’t have more faith in me, smh my head

No. 1455365


No. 1455366

>>1455364
> a mirror of my personality but in a mans body that sounds fucking amazing
(I was joking because that sounded sus lol)

No. 1455367

How come some nonnies can't access the websites? Anyway I'm thankful I can post and read here now, wish there were more people tho

>>1455131
hey im currently reading that one, sometimes the art can get kinda ugly but im enjoying it

>>1455043
kek merry christmas

No. 1455368

File: 1672004019746.png (76.32 KB, 500x544, elsie.png)

pray for commatose elsie here
https://aggie.io/oyfgrhxl5_

No. 1455371

Merry Christmas nonnies I love you so very much

No. 1455372

>>1455364
>shaking my head my head
(sorry for nitpick nonnie, this just gave me a giggle)

No. 1455373

I bet Shay doesn't even smell bad. There, I said it.

No. 1455374

>>1454853
Can't get rid of me from a little downtime nonny don't worry!

No. 1455377

>>1455373
But she doesn't shower

No. 1455380

I just realized me having trouble with imagining things very clearly as if I could almost see them happened pretty much around the same time I more or less accidentally switched from "conceptual" thinking to actually worded thinking, and now I'm trying to force myself to go back, but that's about as hard as not thinking of pink elephants lol.

No. 1455381

>>1455298
i do hates scrotes but this one is different, he’s so gay and autistic he’s like frankie grande, i would never hate him

No. 1455387

President of the United states tehehehehehehe

No. 1455396

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>>1454853
raises hand im here and a new css or new admin won't scare me away

No. 1455397

>>1455387
better than Washington, better than Lincoln

No. 1455400

>>1455336
Personally I don't mind the bonfires, I grew up in a rural area and I like the smell of burning wood when it's not also mixed with the polluted air of cities, but other pyrotechnics, like crackers and fireworks and all that stuff, I get it. The first time I heard them I thought there was a shootout outside and theyve freaked me out ever since

No. 1455403

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I used to check her site every day in middle school. I couldn’t find the comic I was looking for but I found this site that generates gibberish.
http://nataliedeemachine.com/

No. 1455410

>>1454853
I mean, it is christmas. Maybe the threads are just slow because everyone is busy IRL. That being said, it is poor timing with everything that's been going down on the website. Or rather, maybe it's good timing? Idk

No. 1455411

>>1455410
Can confirm this is the first day in a LONG time I haven’t been on cc or lc all day

No. 1455413

I still use this site
Merry Christmass Nonnas!

No. 1455420

>>1455403
I miss this type of millenial humor

No. 1455423

File: 1672012145799.jpg (61.91 KB, 631x423, a-cow-make-355.jpg)

>>1455403
It knows

No. 1455425

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No. 1455435

File: 1672013321074.jpg (89.09 KB, 631x503, your-retarded-990.jpg)

This is amazing

No. 1455438

File: 1672013591079.jpg (83.11 KB, 548x566, eat-me-trust-me-18.jpg)

>>1455403
>>1455425
The sickly green tint is perfect

No. 1455440

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I'm still here. Unpopular opinion but I didn't mind the look of nucow. The way the whole situation was handled was bungled though, I agree.

No. 1455442

File: 1672013768802.jpg (80.48 KB, 588x574, be-stupid-203.jpg)

Should we make a new thread for these?

No. 1455443

>>1455100
(attractive) men should dress like that

No. 1455445

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No. 1455449

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hope you all had a good christmas/weekend nonnies

No. 1455453

One of my relatives kept suggesting I put sugar in the Mac and cheese. Had to barricade the kitchen to keep her out.

No. 1455457

Posting this from cc If anyone has a kiwi account report this post:

https://anony.link/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lolcow-farm.11942/post-13999401

Elaine / her orbiters faildox some person they thought was Shaymin (clearly not)

No. 1455459

>>1455457
Why does kiwifarms look like that now? Very ugly.

No. 1455460

>>1455459
I think they’re still having tranny ddos issues

No. 1455463

anyone considering going back to /cgl/? not me

No. 1455469

>>1455344
Of course, in a heartbeat. Sad that they don’t exist…

No. 1455471

>>1455457
Who the fuck is this person and why are they acting like they’re “helping” us by trying to fuck over LC? This is so pathetic, I would have more respect for them if they acted like a stereotypical evil villain type than being a retard who exposes some random woman’s info with a snarky passive aggressive warning to our site.

No. 1455473

>>1455457
why… why the fuck would anyone willingly do this

No. 1455474

>>1455473
Elaine Elaining

No. 1455475

>>1455463
anons who migrated from cgl must be one of the first waves of lc users… it must be weird to see a website be born and die in front of your very eyes.

No. 1455477

>>1455344
No kek but again i hate myself so i might not be so objective about this

No. 1455479

>>1455152
having a horrible Christmas can’t wait to get monkeypox and die

No. 1455489

>>1455453
Absolutely harem

No. 1455494

Is the tranny posting agaun? The fuck is happening in tye CC thread?

No. 1455499

File: 1672027702130.jpeg (180.56 KB, 656x672, 3DF98876-A954-411C-98AE-1469AC…)

kek dano is praying for elsie

No. 1455500

>>1455475
it is, but honestly its kind of the way of the internet, sites come and go. ill be sad if lolcow dies and i hope someone saves it because i am not tech savvy whatsoever

No. 1455501

>>1455494
The tranny hasn't been spotted in the bunker for a while, the drama right now is just about onionfarmer gayops and isn't important
>yesterday one of elaine's orbiters posts some poor random woman's neocities and says it's shaymin
>some nonnies take the bait despite there being no evidence
>nonnies find the neocities owner's accounts on social media
>tinfoil about her, again despite there being no evidence
>orbiter who posted the neocities fucks off after lighting a fire, presumably from being banned
>next day, today
>someone (probably elaine) posts the neocities owner's dox on the lolcow thread on kf
>onionfarmer posts gayop plan to take down lolcow
So, just elaine things again

No. 1455517

still here…..just to suffer

No. 1455521

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>>1455520
Merry Christmas Blaine.

No. 1455531

>>1455344
fook yeah, i think i'd be perfect for me. i'm an amazing gf and i would be an incredible bf.

No. 1455532

>>1455501
The neocities thing was literally posted by the tranny. You recognize him because he tries to speaks in "hacking your ip" hackermann language and spouts completely nonsensical embarassing shit.

No. 1455533

>>1455344
Yep. He’d be seriously fucking hot. You’d all want to fuck him.

No. 1455534

>>1455344
Yes, but he'd probably not want to date me or anyone kek.

No. 1455535

>>1455533
Samefag, if I was a man I probably wouldn’t be going bald. The men in my family do not lose their hair, it just thins and goes salt and pepper grey. I would look like alex turner from the arctic monkeys, except taller. I would be at least 5’10 but possibly taller. I would be naturally muscular and athletic, except I wouldn’t like football, I would like surfing and tennis. I would read books in my spare time. I would be introverted. I would have a strong chiseled jaw and defined cheekbones. I would worship the female form and eat pussy like it’s my last meal. I would be a cat lover and I’d be amazing at making people laugh. My only downside is I would never make that much money.

No. 1455536

>>1455535
just go make a catfish account already jesus nonna

No. 1455548

>>1455344
If it really is me but opposite then he would be gay and it wouldnt work out because then we'd both be homosexual. He would have to be straight for it to have a sliver of a chance to work out beyond friendship. I think we would be alright with each other but I'm not interested in dating so if he isn't either then there is nothing. Also I have a feeling we would get on each others nerves since I hated having even a quiet aspie male roommate. I do wonder what a male me would look like and how he would vary from growing up male with a lot more freedom compared to growing up as a woman with expectations. Also lucky him he would get the insane height of my father with his beautiful gray eyes.

No. 1455559

>>1455534
Samefag but actually thinking about it, if he grew up as a male in the same environment I did, his love life would be so fucking hilarious. He'd be both husbando material and too oblivious/autistic to even recognize flirting, basically friendzoning himself. If anything, being a moid, he'd probably eternally pin for our best friend who would also marry him on the spot according to her kek, just for him to spaghetti out because he'd think he's not got enough for her and then spending the rest of his life basically being a cuck. He'd probably either resent most men even more than I do now, since he'd still be into female dominated hobbies and would not find understanding among other men who'd just call him a faggot (or are pornsick which would also disgust low libido moidme) OR he would be the annoying retarded moid who accidentally ~plays devils advocate~ for other moids because he'd be highly empathetic and would want to see things from every perspective but would miss the first hand experience of how fucked up it is to grow up as a woman being basically brainwashed since birth.

I changed my mind, I wouldn't date male!me, I'd just bully him into suicide kek.

No. 1455562

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So grateful I got pink pilled. Love you nonnas

No. 1455570

Fairly sure i tried going on lc last week and was greeted with some sort of black and purple abomination

No. 1455571

>>1455562
whats pink pill??

No. 1455572

>>1455570
You did and it's our unfortunate future

No. 1455576

Still here and happy

No. 1455578

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Shaymin said things are looking good in her search for new Admin and volunteers

No. 1455579

>>1455578
This bitch, I'm still pissed at her theatrics.

No. 1455584

>>1455578
I don't give a fuck who runs the site so long as I can hornypost about my husbandos here.

No. 1455586


No. 1455588

Some anons hate women are victims of abuse more than the men that abused them and it shows. It's the same logic Andrew tate lovers use

No. 1455589

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>>1455586
Jealousy is a disease

No. 1455591


No. 1455593

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No. 1455595

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WE NEED A FARMHAND
IM HOLDIN OUT FOR A FARMHAND TILL THE END OF THE MONTH
AND THEY GOTTA CORRAL AND THEY GOTTA HAVE MORALE AND THEY GOTTA BE FASTER THAN MILK

No. 1455600

Everything is backwards but at least I’m here kek

No. 1455602

Discovered lc a year ago. I really hope it survives. Such a unique corner of the internet. First time someone replied to me and called me nonnie, I smiled.

No. 1455603

>>1455578
Place your dibs on how many of them are moids and cows

No. 1455606


No. 1455608

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i love every single bitch that still posts here, I think this site is far from dead and it'd be such a shame for it to go down like that. I feel like we should have an anonymous space to talk about influencers, in a time and age were we are bombarded by them and also talk about stuff we're into and hang out. Been here I think since 2018 with some breaks inbetween.

No. 1455610

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>>1455602
nonnie i luv u

No. 1455612

>>1455442
yes on /m/

No. 1455621

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>>1455610
I feel the love nonna, luv u 2

No. 1455625

been on the site for 3 years, even though i dont post much. I'll start posting more since lolcow is so slow lately, which sucks because this was the only website i checked daily besides youtube. Hope all you nonnies are doing well.

No. 1455642

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Were here baby

No. 1455652

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Tfw when I feel so lonely and it's like my friends don't want to talk to be then I remember that I have me and I also have my nonnies. Love you nonners. I come on here having a bad day and come out happy that some anons thought I was funny. I love having "boring" (read: mundane and sweet) conversations with yous all about how your work sucks or how you are all doing in life. I know we are all anonymous, but I want to thank every one of you who has spoken to me or kept up a conversation with me or made me laugh or taught me something new. Much love to you all, I hope admin isn't lying about the state of people coming forward to be the new admin. It would suck so bad if this place went down, it'd be like nearly ten years of my life, just gone. I hope we can stay afloat.

No. 1455670

>>1455652
You are so sweet. I love these lil convos too. I hope lc stays up!

No. 1455674

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>>1455652
Love you too nona. It's been a fun ride. Even when I am lonely, my heart is full knowing that nonnies (at least some of you kek) love me

>>1455344
Absolutely not

No. 1455680

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It makes me a bit sad seeing lolcow so inactive, hopefully everything fixes itself soon and all the nonnies still stuck in cc can come back soon. All the boards are so slow, it's eerily quiet

No. 1455734

I wonder how cowboard exclusive anons are feeling right now

No. 1455735

>>1455734
they still work on original.lolcow, no?

No. 1455736

>>1455735
Idk, I for one can't access original.lolcow at all, I'm here through farmcow.lol

No. 1455742

>>1455736
They mocked us mobilefags for years yet we are the girls last standing…

No. 1455743

>>1455734
The cow boards aren't working?

No. 1455755

>>1455742
I'm sure there are plenty of desktopfags still, like me. I hope LC doesn't die…
>>1455743
Judging from recent activities they must be working ok for some anons at least

No. 1455756

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>>1455743
i think she meant because they don't check on /meta/ and /ot/ they aren't in the loop of what's going on. maybe
>>1455755
desktopfagging up in this bitch right there with you nonners

No. 1455880

I only frequent like two threads at most and mostly browse ot and g and imma miss this place if it goes down. It's nice to come here after a long day and just read.
Sappy over
Imma go sip my energy drink before I take a shower

No. 1455881

one time I was going through something sad and posting about it in the vent thread a lot and so many nonnies tried to cheer me up, some even dropped an email and gave me advice or talked to me for a bit that way until I felt better. it made me so happy, I'll never forget all the nice interactions with nonas I've had here no matter what happens

No. 1455882

>>1455755
>>1455756
I'm usually either on desktop or laptop

No. 1455907

>>1455881
Me too. This year has been tough for me and the anons in the vent and advice thread were the only emotional support I've received since I don't have friends.

No. 1455933

>>1455756
>i think she meant because they don't check on /meta/ and /ot/ they aren't in the loop of what's going on. maybe
yeah thats what i meant

No. 1455938

Couldn’t care less about the kind of people who frequent cow boards

No. 1455942

>>1455938
I do because I used to only frequent cow boards for some years, I was to scared to go on /b/ (which became /ot/) but good thing is I just overcame the fear and now I don't use the cow boards anymore.

No. 1455959

>>1455938
You can't discuss certain people anywhere else. They twist the rules in other places to get any posts about their bullshit removed. Or they use the gender card and get stuff removed for not respecting their pronoun of the day when the post was about their lies and theft

No. 1457317

>>1455381
>he’s like frankie grande
ew that guy is insufferable. kill him please.



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