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No. 1340724

A thread for funny screencaps across lolcow. Refrain from posting scrotal or painfully unfunny screenshots. Humor is subjective but try keeping quality in mind. We can tell when you selfpost.

Have fun and remember not to infight.
Last thread: >>>/ot/1223828

No. 1341343

File: 1663286866460.jpeg (216.78 KB, 635x633, 584D5B13-AC0C-4BF3-B3D3-BB96EF…)

This one is a bit old but I just can't get over it, it's too real and funny!

No. 1341419

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No. 1341420

I've never gotten why people use words like hergen dergen for swedes when that looks like dutch

No. 1341424

I thought it was a reference to vidrel

No. 1341429

ohhh I see, but still the faux swedish always is so off in media and not even in a funny way or I am just jaded as hell

No. 1341490

Because we don’t give a fuck about any of these blügen shügen countries.

No. 1341518

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No. 1341529

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No. 1341740

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No. 1342003

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No. 1342031

kek my favorite banner

No. 1342037

>walking by the screen with the corndog banner
my sides

No. 1342082

I'm glad this made it into the thread so I can read it and laugh again, poor nonna

No. 1342091

File: 1663356432325.jpg (209.23 KB, 2102x1080, Picsart_22-09-16_22-26-48-048.…)

Sorry fellow eurononna your typo made me kek

No. 1342093

This will happen to me one day cause I've gotten so used to the porny banners I forget they are porny

No. 1342135

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from the lolcow prayer thread, i'm dying. wonder what threads hasan anon posts in, just think she could be anywhere nonnas

No. 1342136

>Caterpillars talking before finishing their cocoons

No. 1342161

No. 1342490

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No. 1342496

I am everywhere. Many caps itt are mine. I am carrying you all on my back and it’s a thankless job.

No. 1342501

Our queen

No. 1342744

File: 1663576865993.png (3.51 KB, 481x68, modi.PNG)

i dont know why this sent me. i guess i just never thought of modi as a hottie

No. 1342763

File: 1663578861768.png (963.02 KB, 737x1557, 1663579721667.png)

There was some funny losts from farmers taking refuge in the lolcow farm bunker thread over on CC. Post caps if people have more, my favourite was the spirit journey of chief crack eagle

No. 1342772

No. 1342786

There was this one interaction that I found funny enough to screencap but my lazy ass decided to do it later. Now I completely forgot what it was about. I'll have to read the last couple of threads to find it.

No. 1342804

really hope lurch was able to lead her to some big areolas safely

No. 1342858

File: 1663584257113.png (305.04 KB, 1206x318, kek.png)

No. 1342871

She was also posting in the lolcow bunker kek, there was a plotline with a sea monster and trying to repair the wooden ship

No. 1342872

Someone pls post them

No. 1342883

A bunch of notable nonnies pulled up in the bunker thread and I'm surprised they're not posted here. Some of the known husbandofags, hammie chan, I think someone said pakianon was there, etc

No. 1342904

Why is the "no avatarfagging" rule enforced with husbandofags?

No. 1342911

I'm pretty sure that only applies to nonnies posting their husbandos outside of their containment thread. Avatar fagging in general isn't allowed but it wouldn't make sense to ban it in the husbando threads since they're posting about one person. It would be like banning someone for posting a bunch of pictures of the same celebrity in the celebricows thread

No. 1342922

Ah I see, makes sense

No. 1342931

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jannies making something very clear in the Absolutely Retarded Shitposting Thread

No. 1342952

No. 1342969

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No. 1342971

kek. truly no greater pain in this world than being an exiled ant, she has a point

No. 1343176

complaining about her Nigel Eustace being mean to her dog

No. 1343180

She is probably the hall poster

No. 1343208

What's the hall poster

No. 1343222

File: 1663602205542.jpg (4.91 MB, 861x8551, Hallistheblondone.jpg)

I'm glad you asked

No. 1343225

my favorite post. kept thinking about her when lolcow was down and i was so sad i didn't save this image before it went down. thank you.

No. 1343229

Ahhh, her, of course! Bless her

No. 1343304

hold up why the fuck is there so much moids

No. 1343313

The troon pretends to be at least 160 other people

No. 1343458

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No. 1343474

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a beautiful homecoming

No. 1343477

this was about fakeboi GTA5 fan art btw

No. 1343485

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oh yeah

No. 1343488

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No. 1343489

kek i was just about to post that

No. 1343490

Kindred spirits

No. 1343620

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From the bad comics thread

No. 1343622

this made me ugly laugh

No. 1343709

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This made me kek. Never change please farmers. It's what she gets for blogposting tbh

No. 1343726

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No. 1343782

No. 1344092

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No. 1344116

i believe it

No. 1344374

Why tf would you post this part but not the second part where she clarifies that Duncan put the whole thing in his mouth "like a pelican, it was incredible"?

No. 1344376

>put the whole thing in his mouth "like a pelican, it was incredible"

No. 1344379

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No. 1344397

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No. 1344413

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About Daemon on Hot D (warning spoilers)

No. 1344505

>not remembering the Matt Smith fangirls who wanted his dick during his Doctor Who area
>not knowing that men even uglier than Matt Smith exist
This poor anon is in for a surprise.

No. 1344511

early 2010s tumblrinas really got WAP for just any bongoloid, it was insane. glad we evolved past that

No. 1344518

I'm not so sure about that, I think Benedict Cumberbatch is still kinda popular with that category of women despite looking more and more reptilian like over the years just because the MCU made him even more famous.

No. 1344528

well i guess that category of women just shrank over years

No. 1344542

That can only be a positive thing tbh.

No. 1344774

>thinking Matt Smith has money and power
Oh my God, David Tennant was the good one he doesn't even have those things. Matt Smith fell off immediately after Doctor Who and then literally fell off again by being in Morbius

No. 1345112

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No. 1345337

I think anon meant the character has money and power

No. 1345614

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No. 1345615

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adán conductor

No. 1345666

is this the driver

No. 1345679

Mental retardation

No. 1345692

im so retarded it just clicked that it’s his name translated to spanish kek

No. 1345703

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No. 1345720

aaaaaaaaa he do be cute. I love neanthertals so much they're so adorable and hot.

No. 1345734

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I’m tired of seeing this motherfucker everywhere

No. 1345748

he looks like if an obese person sat on a normal man's face and he survived the injury

No. 1345749

I was about to post the same kek

No. 1345751

>He looks so good

No. 1345767


No. 1345868

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They need to be stopped

No. 1345875

wtf ewww lmao

No. 1345896

He gets uglier each time I see him. He's just so mediocre.

No. 1345966

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No. 1345972

paul dano looks like a young skinny version of my uncle and that bothers me so much lmao

No. 1345974

spoiler this please

No. 1346026

Shit, I'm sorry nonnas!! Pls forgive me

No. 1346364

these MUST be a troll lmao

No. 1346641

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No. 1346646

Uwe Boll? i mean his entire career is milky but what does he have to do with our farms specifically?

No. 1346647

No. 1346671

Tag yourself I'm (you) the big faggot

No. 1346696

The G should have been for gimpgirl

No. 1346771

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No. 1346989

File: 1663804605386.png (488.38 KB, 1168x650, cute.png)

so cute, I love posts like these

No. 1348253

They aren’t. They’re weird teenage girls.

No. 1348330

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No. 1348332

What thread??

No. 1348705

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No. 1348710

No one’s gonna mention that this means anon’s dad isn’t her real dad???

No. 1348718

nah, that's just a very commonly believed myth. we know now that eye colour is much more complicated than simple dominant vs recessive. plenty of brown eyed kids have blue or green eyed parents. i always wonder how many women in the past were mistreated by their husband/family for "cheating" when really it was just the brown eye gene coming to the surface.

No. 1348759

this one killed me. I love it

No. 1349724

I don't think it's a myth anon, it's taught in biology classes extensively as an example of how dominant and recessive genes work.

No. 1349804

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No. 1350280

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No. 1350283

This isn’t even funny and it’s a weird word-salad reach cobbled together by one of her hate orbiters.

No. 1350300

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No. 1350302

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No. 1350960

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No. 1350975

I don't want to infight but this offhand comment really is not funny.

No. 1351149

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No. 1351259

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No. 1351379

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No. 1351448

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No. 1351466

No. 1351473

Surprisingly I’m not fat and just wanted to let fellow mint enjoyers know that I was wrong about mint Oreo blizzards being gone 5ever the previous night.

No. 1351590

i spit my cereal out at lice living permanently in her hair

No. 1351616

These are supposed to be funny

No. 1351641

File: 1664094293553.jpg (223.82 KB, 1200x1492, 1602610393572.jpg)

AYRT sorry nonna I don't know. I passed it while scrolling in /snow/ I think

No. 1351649

No. 1351660

kek this is very correct

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No. 1351698

Kek solid banner material

No. 1351817

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No. 1351983

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No. 1352010

No. 1352089

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No. 1352122

Those were the most insufferable years of my life, having to listen to my classmates gas on about those ugly ratfaced/melted-candle-faced fucks.

No. 1352127

The ultimate punchline is her calling Hall a neanderthal, and then fucking up basic computer skills.

No. 1352131

Yo who the fuck is this Lawrence of Arabia anon, I want to sperg with her about other David Lean movies

No. 1352203

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No. 1352490

How is it funny tho

No. 1352503

what thread is this from?

No. 1352519

but how is this funny

No. 1352664

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No. 1352965

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Not the funny cap it could've been, but I went searching for the post where anon said that Deliverance is an example of female gaze, just to find out it was deleted by mods. I've never been so disappointed. anyways Deliverance rape scene IS female gaze-y kek

No. 1352967

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It's only good when the moid deserves it which is always.

No. 1352969

cant rape a man, only sodomise one, rape is the word for unlawful vaginal penetration because, you know, its good to have a separate word for that since it cannot happen to men and needs its own word. again, men cannot be raped

No. 1352978

They’re not typing about actual rape, just male-on-male stuff. Chillax bestie

No. 1352985

Moids will jack off to actual footage of women being raped IRL, then come here to get angry because some women don't care about the fake male-on-male rape scene in some moid-directed movie lmao

No. 1352986

kek moids get triggered so easy do they.

No. 1352989

This is demonstrably and observably true because men are emotionally retarded and incapable of feeling things other than anger. Yet they talk about women as fragile and easily triggered or whatever

No. 1352994

Literally. Men can only get sodomised in their bungholes which they thoroughly enjoy because they’re all faggots inside. Every single instance of “prison rape” is a closet case snuggling up to the man of his dreams when his wife isn’t around and then crying rape when word gets out. Men love cock, surprise or pre-discussed.

No. 1352997

>Men can only get sodomised in their bungholes which they thoroughly enjoy because they’re all faggots inside
I kek'd

No. 1353036

I know this is trolling but it’s always so jarring to read

No. 1353044

I am completely and utterly serious. I stand behind what I say 100%. Men can’t get raped. They love being sodomised like the faggots they are. I am proud of my views.

No. 1353046

It's true nonnies. Men can't be raped. That being said, boys can and should be raped because otherwise they don't grow up understanding why sexual assault is so harmful. This is what liberal feminists can never understand

No. 1353050

>moid seething so hard that we didn't cry tears over his faggot movie that he's trying to false-flag that radfems advocate for boys being raped (just like he did on twitter before getting banned)
YWNBAW. Only your kind advocate for child rape because causing extreme suffering to the most vulnerable living things you can find is how you reproduce, 41%

No. 1353052

We are witnessing testerics in real time.

No. 1353064

This smells like a male

No. 1353088

Even then most don’t empathize with women because they deeply internalize their shame and become worse instead of admitting they were hurt too.

No. 1353103

Same, I don't believe in male rape of guys that are over 18 years old. All of them are strong enough to defend themselves from other males.
If a moid is retarded enough to get himself intoxicated then that's just male privilege because they're not told to be aware of the things that women are told to fear since they're basically teens.
It would only be justifiable if the moid is malnourished, disabled or mentally disabled, otherwise he was just looking for an excuse to let himself go and have sex with another moid.
And no, you can't apply this if ~le sexes were reversed~ because
>1. Women are physically weaker than moids
>2. Female socialization makes most women unable to just go "lol bro that's gay bro" and then be able to run away from a moid
So yeah, if anyone doesn't want to believe that's on them, but that's how male rape works.

No. 1353119

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No. 1353124

KEK that made me laugh. So many retards in doja's thread

No. 1353128

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Damn what happened in here

No. 1353133

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i feel her pain. stupid retard asshole.

No. 1353137

This is so real

No. 1353177

These are so cute.

No. 1353217

I had sylvanian family sets when I was 7 and never lost a piece. Her set would’ve been perfectly fine if he cared.

No. 1353251

I'm on her side. Sylvanian families are precious treasures.

No. 1353263

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No. 1354057

The little gray cat is able to soften her heart enough to accept foreign love yet is still wild! Respect.

No. 1354840

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No. 1354929

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No. 1355080

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No. 1355319

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tag yourself: lolcow userbase edition

No. 1355335

I wonder what would happen if we mixed all of these lolcow classes together like Professor Utonium and added chemical X

No. 1355344

i really do wanna see anons tag themselves, curious about what they're like overall

No. 1355372

Some of these descriptors overlap so much they might as well be the same. Like all the ones related to weeb shit and fandoms.

No. 1355374

>schizo tinfoiler
>media fan
>career woman

No. 1355379

>tech girl
>career woman
>chill autist

No. 1355381

>Career woman
>Ex-pulltard (came here at first to check in on a specific cow a few years ago, stayed because I preferred nonnies brutal honesty)
>Chill autist

No. 1355385

>Artfag (actually into art)
>4chan reject
>Depressive girl
>The chill autistic one
>The completely annoying autistic one
>Schizo tinfoiler

No. 1355386

>artfag (actually into art)
>chill autist
>media fan
>horny mf

No. 1355393

>artfag (actual)
>tech illiterate
>career woman
>positive vibes fag
>blackpilled anon
>chill autist

No. 1355395

>girly girl
>plush collector
>ex tumblrite
>celebricows poster
>chill autist

No. 1355399

>Celebricows poster
>Detrans (or secretly ftm)
>Memester shitposter
>Horny mf
>Schizo tinfoiler

No. 1355402

>Husbandofag (including 3dpd)
>Artfag (both)
>Tumblr radfem
>Depressive (episodically)
>Memester shitposter
>Toy collector
>Media fan
>Horny mf

No. 1355450

>Artfag (actually into art)
>College student
>Nostalgia collector
>Media fan
>Chill autist

No. 1355452

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no cat lover representation? smh

No. 1355481

Very important category.

No. 1355484

>depressive girl
>memester shitposter
>out of touch anon
>toy/plush/nostalgia collector
>media fan
>pinkpilled anon
>blackpilled anon (but i dont want to be)

No. 1355488

many such cases!

No. 1355499

File: 1664370186724.jpg (108.02 KB, 1064x759, moepts.jpg)

>fashionista (j-fashion and mid 60s-late70s)
>weeaboo (to a very light degree, stopped consuming animanga long before i became pinkpilled i only like the fashion and music, the edgy non vkei kind)
>tech illiterate
>anachan (but i only ever posted about it in the eating disorder thread once. i have never mentioned weight other than that)
>ex-pulltard (lurker, i never made an account)
>college student
>out of touch anon (out of time)
>media fan
>actually creepy anon
>inexperienced in life anon
>the completely annoying autistic one (actually autistic)
adding ones for myself

No. 1355523

>chill autistic one
>Horny mf
>Media fan
>cat lover

No. 1355531

Wtf now I want to redo mine I didn’t see that

No. 1355598

>Fashionista (includes j-fashion)
>Artfag (draws anime)
>Artfag (actually into art)
>Tech illiterate
>Sportsy health anon
>College student
>Girly girl
>Depressive girl
>Memester and shitposter
>Out of touch anon
>Pinkpilled anon
>The completely annoying autistic one
>Schizo tinfoiler
How am I still alive.

No. 1355599

No. 1355620

Weirdly poetic

No. 1355653

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No. 1355665

>artfag (actually into art)
>media fan
>the completely annoying autistic one
>girly girl
>terminally online anon
>lost newfag
>depressive girl
>college student

No. 1355676

Honestly, twinks should be hate crimed more

No. 1355692

>college student
>anger issues
>Schizo tinfoil
>Kinda pinkpilled (i've acepted the nature of males and that's only getting worse, but also i'm "chill"/impotent about it)
>Pseudointelectual (not really i'm pretty smart)
>lost newfag

No. 1355695

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No. 1355725

>tech girl
>college student
>ex Tumblrite
>underground media fan
>out of touch
Kind of pathetic seeing these traits together not gonna lie

No. 1355966

>tech girl
>media fan
>the chill autistic one
I really need to get my shit together

No. 1356135

You guys should make a bingo or something

No. 1356723

Positivefag, you can't get me down

No. 1356738

We need to start using these categories in the friend finder thread
>Normie (comparatively?)
>Artfag (actual)
>College student
>Media fan
>Inexperienced in life

No. 1356964

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No. 1356971

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No. 1356972

>Artfag (actually into art)
>Tech illiterate
>College student
>Terminally online anon
>Chill autist (if I say so myself)

No. 1357008

You're already overqualified to be prime minster of bongland. The current winner opened up a portal to hell and asked jimmy saville to let her be margaret thatcher for a day.

No. 1357017

kekkkk anon

No. 1357091

File: 1664457570798.jpg (54.24 KB, 588x366, bithh.jpg)

No. 1357100

kek which thread i think it's cute tho..

No. 1357101

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Anon arguing saying "yeast infection" is scrotey

No. 1357102

Things you hate >>1357044

No. 1357237

This was confirmed to be the schizo moid trying to start infighting over ridiculous shit, so as always, if a reply is as retarded as that it’s always the schizo moid and it’s not worth engaging.

No. 1357385

File: 1664475408002.jpeg (259.28 KB, 1170x726, 904A9D88-685B-45F1-9E25-BA538C…)

I snorted

No. 1357973

File: 1664504168271.png (26.97 KB, 765x266, sauerkrautbehavior.PNG)

read "you habe to sage anon" in the silliest kraut accent you can I dare you

No. 1358096

File: 1664515779809.jpg (39.89 KB, 935x267, Screenshot_20220929-222623_Fir…)


Picrel from celebricows #65
Can we require that posters itt list the source thread? Next time? You know. For posterity.

No. 1358224

What thread is this from? Seeking german slander
Would help imo

No. 1358422

File: 1664548357300.jpeg (143.41 KB, 1102x324, 553DFED2-7660-4506-97F3-44ED7F…)

anon calling Lizzo the singing shit emoji is fucking hilarious

No. 1358437

File: 1664548936108.png (596.2 KB, 518x693, Screenshot 2022-09-30 164109.p…)

the man who called lizzo the shit emoji is literally a pedo, and this is also how he looks a like, a gross obese man.
I find it a bit pathetic when anons use insults a moid made for another woman.

No. 1358438

He was projecting when he said then because he looks like shit himself. Where the fuck did his eyebrows go?

No. 1358464

I’ve never seen this ugly mug in my life and didn’t know there was an origin for that insult. I thought anon was being clever and find Lizzo annoying kek
Absolute projection, he looks disgusting

No. 1358521

Pakichan seething about a fat black woman will always be funny

No. 1358523

Paki-chan's internal mindset maybe
>They're just too dark a shade of brown and it makes me so angry ooooo.

No. 1358581

No. 1359163

File: 1664596888575.png (58.42 KB, 1080x399, Screenshot_20220930-201629-225…)

No. 1359166

I’m still kekking over them calling Johnny Depp not white because he has tanned leather skin.

No. 1359176

t. brown

No. 1359180


No. 1359254

You are clearly unaware of how vast these weeb and fandom communities can get.

No. 1359260

File: 1664604012509.jpeg (53.36 KB, 720x720, 9AAB2A3A-1FD0-464B-A402-A745BE…)

She's correct

No. 1359263

No, I'm aware because I've always been a weeb, but I'm specifically talking about anons here and not the millions of fans of manga and JRPGs all over the planet.

No. 1359266

The fuck? I'm sure there's more reasons to hate this annoying landwhale wtf does that have to do with muh racisms?

No. 1359290

File: 1664606018494.png (45.8 KB, 591x685, oink oink.png)

Anon disapproving someone's sperging about her Nigel's ass, turns out to be into muddy pig asses themselves

No. 1359300

lmao, you can't accuse someone of being racist while saying all nonwhite people are the same. a lot of pakistanis are as dark as lizzo as well so i'm not sure what you're on about

No. 1359324

>I came across a leiderhosen fetish blog
The lives we live

No. 1359368

Where was it confirmed?

No. 1360701

File: 1664687878643.png (544.14 KB, 620x974, sb.png)

No. 1360705

scrotes are too bold posting about a fat woman when you piss and cum out of the same hole, XY trash

No. 1360718

File: 1664688667133.jpeg (92.65 KB, 643x650, 73CB432F-BD35-4F04-8A92-05066C…)

No. 1360720

File: 1664688696248.png (5.7 KB, 494x116, popular opinion get banned.png)

No. 1360723

kek anon you should post the whole exchange. based farmhands

No. 1360774

link us please!

No. 1360851

File: 1664701797580.png (153.1 KB, 948x263, fucking globies.PNG)

No. 1360856

Globies want to take away your bean-filled reeses peanut butter cups and make you eat the bugs. We really do live in a society

No. 1360881

File: 1664704378275.jpg (11.21 KB, 236x375, 000da788fd4423840a6183f87cbb50…)


No. 1360884

brown ppl? wtf are you talking about? it’s fab girls who tried claiming he’s not white tbh, and we know what they look like kek

No. 1360892

File: 1664704770726.jpg (28.34 KB, 583x583, 11em7c.jpg)

No. 1360951

File: 1664711590094.jpeg (377.78 KB, 828x843, 2B48A20C-C7BA-4F6E-8CB2-C639F2…)

No. 1360952

File: 1664711676167.jpg (53.67 KB, 907x231, Screenshot_20221002_215407.jpg)

No. 1360953

File: 1664711715588.jpg (145.97 KB, 1020x408, Screenshot_20221002_194617.jpg)

No. 1360955

File: 1664711745014.jpeg (100.71 KB, 828x290, FC2AA816-AA6C-4C83-A8CD-159FF9…)

No. 1360958

No. 1361525

File: 1664741517255.jpeg (105.52 KB, 663x334, F5C9D744-6B04-42C8-95CE-3386FB…)

No. 1361650

File: 1664752075319.png (176.79 KB, 858x620, d.PNG)

a new discharge-chan has entered the ring

No. 1361671

shouldn't have read. this needs a fucking spoiler. fucking steve mre god damn it fuck. i hate this.

No. 1362677

File: 1664831073156.jpeg (387.41 KB, 1015x1083, 2298740D-1A1E-4356-A137-3D4561…)

No. 1362860

File: 1664842142298.jpeg (195.41 KB, 877x517, D4789EAB-2A26-46C7-83C7-C1EFA7…)

No. 1363189

Is this about dream

No. 1363193

No. 1363364

Kek I was going to post this but I decided it was just too disgusting.

No. 1363641

File: 1664904156406.png (3.49 KB, 302x111, troon.png)

No. 1363658

this is meta upside down

No. 1363660

File: 1664904601665.png (107.23 KB, 722x474, troon with context.png)


No. 1364345

File: 1664951657031.jpeg (224.99 KB, 926x1574, F9F4DC99-3715-4914-A3FA-409041…)

No. 1364426

troons swearing that women are ugly and masculine to try to make themselves look more feminine, hilarious.

No. 1366774

>tech girl
>tumblr radfem
>kiwifarms user
>college student
>depressive girl
>media fan
>blackpilled anon
>chill autistic one
nonnitas.. i do not feel so good..

No. 1367048

File: 1665168395900.png (7.23 KB, 885x79, scrotes_sims.png)

No. 1367298

File: 1665190576389.png (544.63 KB, 1647x1022, dsaasdsa.png)

No. 1367300

File: 1665190782486.jpeg (44.59 KB, 750x384, 3CF359E6-3794-4546-9176-8BB685…)

No. 1367308

File: 1665191078394.png (3.67 KB, 445x85, dolls can get gains too.PNG)

No. 1367318

File: 1665192361110.png (1.09 MB, 909x987, disgustingcountries.PNG)

No. 1368042

File: 1665263833073.png (141.61 KB, 818x375, could be worse.PNG)

No. 1368098

File: 1665267737202.jpeg (126.39 KB, 679x855, 9A50F8E2-D92A-41D8-B12C-8CEE75…)

From the artist salt thread on the subject of AI husbando art.

No. 1368163

KEK I’m glad someone else found that shit creepy.

No. 1368284

Anon is right and based

No. 1369829

File: 1665420266987.jpeg (399.02 KB, 520x1040, B3C1A7EF-B05D-428B-A240-8B21BB…)

this would be such a good copypasta too

No. 1370108

Someone please post the cap detailing how drake is ftm

No. 1370264

File: 1665444471346.jpg (72.27 KB, 920x306, 20200911_140859.jpg)

I've had this in my screenshots folder for years, idk why but I still think about it from time to time

No. 1370283

What the hell did I just read

No. 1370473

File: 1665474159394.jpeg (155.98 KB, 696x383, 03C1DFD6-B54C-44C4-85A4-ABAFA5…)

First rule of lolcow: no betting

No. 1370485

Any betting on lolcor must be met with an instant permaban

No. 1370539

File: 1665478845552.png (955.88 KB, 1855x2116, audraya.png)

all for you nonnybabe

No. 1370543

I know who wrote this and it makes it so much funnier

No. 1370545

No. 1370640

she's amazing

No. 1370752

>4chan reject
Uh oh it's me.

No. 1370782

Is Audraya even a real name? Would have been more believable if she said his "deadname" was Audrey or something more common.

No. 1370792

Yes it is a real name. You'd be surprised the names people give their childern. I cannot say anything more

No. 1370994

File: 1665518144795.jpeg (467.21 KB, 932x915, 98FFD183-5FFC-464D-B5AE-5E6F7A…)

No. 1371425

File: 1665538950564.jpeg (240.16 KB, 707x982, 6A97DDC8-D697-4B70-9FC1-9744B2…)

No. 1371500

Elementary school tier

No. 1372304

File: 1665601822973.png (5.41 KB, 531x76, 190925.png)

No. 1372327

File: 1665602938138.png (377.26 KB, 600x400, 474674864766.png)

I read this with no context and thought that they were calling that nonnie's lungs a pair of butches fsr

No. 1372334

That's the funny part. Drake's real name is Aubrey. If he was FTM why would he pick that name kek.

No. 1372674

File: 1665629579337.jpg (487.27 KB, 1080x1388, Screenshot_20221013_034901.jpg)

made me laugh tbh

No. 1372725

File: 1665633476105.png (318.27 KB, 626x968, Screenshot_2022-10-12-20-46-44…)

certified stacypost

No. 1372727

No. 1372731

Aileen Wuornos? She was a based queen. Rip

No. 1372735

if the becky in that screenshot really is seething about aileen i kek at the implication that her dad is a john

No. 1372787

File: 1665641660218.jpeg (90.87 KB, 492x940, 8A1A9BCE-4885-4F53-9C9C-860D82…)


No. 1373084

What the hell is a "pregnant male moid" though?

No. 1374380

File: 1665772296152.png (75.24 KB, 586x274, peas in a pond.png)

Just you and me nonnie, just two peas in a pond

No. 1374401

A man with a beer gut?

No. 1374416

File: 1665773820930.png (355.77 KB, 1024x683, 6DD01B55-E805-489B-ACF2-1B966E…)

No. 1374853

File: 1665795732124.png (273.04 KB, 741x495, Capture.PNG)

No. 1374869

File: 1665798375336.png (286.93 KB, 1757x508, Capture.PNG)

No. 1374964

nonna..did you emerge from a coma

No. 1375420

File: 1665849237674.jpeg (88.7 KB, 646x316, 8039301B-5B5B-4B60-8BEA-2FE8D8…)

No. 1375422

This remains the funniest cap I have ever seen on here

No. 1375435

This never fails to make me laugh

No. 1375488

what did she try to do? copy the image?

No. 1375674

Glad I saw this already lying horizontally, LMFAO floored

No. 1375701

she right-clicked and "Copy Image Link" then pasted the whole thing on here. Kek I love her so much, wishing her the best wherever she is. (or show yourself if you're still among us, queen!)

No. 1376000

File: 1665890507035.jpeg (284.1 KB, 505x751, E0583446-5078-402C-864C-3ED9F1…)

Don't know if true or not, but this is oddly specific and weird

No. 1376232

File: 1665912650762.png (3.96 KB, 466x102, sage.png)

No. 1376262

kek, she probably uses discord

No. 1376980

File: 1665968499505.png (107.67 KB, 620x349, many such cases.PNG)

No. 1376995

File: 1665969516969.png (39.97 KB, 748x349, bananaman.png)

searched his name and "buying bananas" and found another person who has witnessed it. i think it's legit kek

No. 1377003

this is making me self conscious about my bulk fruit buying habits ngl

No. 1377169

i saw some post on tumblr about being afraid of going to the grocery store so much due to being forgetful and going back multiple days, thinking the staff are like "what is with that girl, she likes grocery shopping too much"

it was painfully real

No. 1377675

File: 1666037889695.png (134.13 KB, 713x481, MediumShaggyCut.png)

No. 1377681

idgi. that's literally the name of the hairstyle..

No. 1378011

File: 1666062571245.jpg (18.01 KB, 979x73, fave.JPG)

from the celeb thread about harry styles, olivia wilde and sudeikis

No. 1378038

nta and me neither but now its making me laugh. the file name is sending me too. like whats wrong with that response KEK im in tears.

No. 1378052

i think maybe anon thought the anon in the pic was referring to shaggy from scooby doo. maybe?

No. 1378088

I admire how retarded you are

No. 1378618

File: 1666115326273.jpg (63.86 KB, 580x574, uncanny.jpg)

No. 1378625

dont be mean to her, she helped me find the perfect hairstyle for my sim

No. 1378919

File: 1666130654148.png (120.36 KB, 591x364, mininonkill.png)

No. 1378921

File: 1666130704919.png (1.29 MB, 1598x866, 215326.png)

Bit surprised that no one wanted to smash his face into the cake.

No. 1378923

He looks like if Matt from Supermega actually ate solids.

No. 1378936

File: 1666131208364.png (1.09 MB, 539x728, 78525404_p1.png)

No idea who Matt is however this old photo of him is very similar to the pinny wearing twink

No. 1378968

I think this is the healthiest he has ever looked in his life

No. 1378994

File: 1666134291610.png (175.02 KB, 795x460, ww3.png)

No. 1379039

File: 1666137803392.png (729.1 KB, 1160x668, Screen Shot 2022-10-18 at 8.02…)

No. 1379046

this is about Jamie Lee Curtis' tranny son btw

No. 1379081

im sorry WHAT pls elaborate

No. 1379095

File: 1666140717582.jpg (453.46 KB, 1365x2048, GettyImages-1432736961.jpg)

Jamie Lee Curtis' tranny son

No. 1379102

The body language says a lot.

No. 1379104

PLEASE oh my god its uncanny this is fucking hilarious

No. 1379111

File: 1666141619653.jpg (163.74 KB, 1080x1287, Screenshot_20220826-194529_Fir…)

Do not provoke the nonna who will unceremoniously dump on teen basket enthusiasts.

No. 1379126

File: 1666142585973.png (786.07 KB, 1715x755, gackt.PNG)

From the FTM thread

No. 1379164

kek i would have never guessed that ftmdrakechan's next target would be…. gackt. I can't quite pin her down.
anyway gackt was known for his really deep masculine voice and ftms sound like kermit the frog, so trash that theory. He just has tiny fucking muppet hands and a huge head.

No. 1379167

Looks like hes holding in a laugh or shart while his face is melting

No. 1379318

is this really the same ftmdrakechan or are there multiple ftm truthers? if the latter maybe they should be friends.

No. 1379320

come on, you can't just post this on lolcow with no follow up

No. 1379326

Yes I can, I don't owe you a cow.

No. 1379368

File: 1666168470054.jpg (150.31 KB, 915x534, Screenshot_20221019_113219.jpg)

No. 1379370

Is it Azealia Banks?

No. 1379385

File: 1666170964020.jpeg (135.59 KB, 495x391, 5D20E5B3-DEEA-4C3B-A2C4-482798…)

Anon weighs in on James Corden

No. 1379469

>tech girl
>sportsy health anon
>Tumblr radfem
>4chan reject
>Pinkpilled anon
>Blackpilled anon
>Actually creepy anon
>Schizo tinfoiler
>general autist

No. 1381096

File: 1666300950861.png (106.66 KB, 633x602, slugs.png)

No. 1381097

File: 1666301030647.png (249.23 KB, 630x822, kitty.png)

this post is cute

No. 1381101

Tfw there's career woman and NEET but no wage slave

No. 1381102

btw is "moid" supposed to be pronounced as one or two syllables?

No. 1381103

career woman is an inclusive umbrella term for all our employed nonnas

No. 1381104

Moid is one syllable, rhymes with roid or droid

No. 1381113

Nta but I can't imagine being pronounced any other way. How is moid with two syllables supposed to sound? Moy-ed? Lmao

No. 1381118

i'm esl and i'd pronounce it like moy-eed i guess? that's how we usually pronounce words ending in -oid in my native language

No. 1381215

Moy-eed should be used exclusively for Middle Eastern moids.

No. 1381232

File: 1666306937440.png (104.36 KB, 567x475, jaredGello.png)

No. 1381469

File: 1666325707640.png (94.74 KB, 792x361, 3678990.png)

This is retarded but I laugh at it every time I scroll past it

No. 1381486

File: 1666327814564.png (142.17 KB, 609x555, wedding.png)

No. 1381487

File: 1666327868233.png (24.64 KB, 599x162, cannibal_nonacoust.png)

No. 1381501

Late but I thought this was Tucker Carlson for like half a second

No. 1382089

What thread? kekkk

No. 1383175

File: 1666460719519.jpg (92.04 KB, 1830x281, he has cock and balls.jpg)

No. 1383425

its the queers and spicy straights thread on /snow/

No. 1385106

File: 1666644114034.jpeg (184.91 KB, 1613x260, 19189EE9-BA5F-41FF-86AD-37BD2C…)

No. 1385114

this made me laugh so hard I lost my breath for a second. so stupid lol, thank you

No. 1385118

I’m begging you pathetic Shayna tards to stop crossposting your unfunny attempts at jokes

No. 1385135

File: 1666646609528.png (126.78 KB, 1383x262, beautiful.png)

No. 1385266

File: 1666655038647.gif (2.32 MB, 176x275, 1659935771077.gif)


No. 1385339

File: 1666660461339.jpg (250.42 KB, 1244x1886, 1d nona.jpg)

No. 1385344

KEK the reaction picture. unfortunately she deserved it

No. 1385921

File: 1666714334379.jpeg (568.05 KB, 828x937, 283E3458-33F6-44CA-BF56-6158F7…)

No. 1386108

File: 1666724865818.png (234.24 KB, 694x618, Screenshot 2022-10-25 15.01.03…)

anon mistakes 'Shaitan' for a Shayna reference

No. 1386303


>Terminally Online
>Nostalgia Collector
>Chill Autistic
>Pinkpilled Anon

I want to say I'm a positive vibes fag but then I realized I'm only sunshine irl, I'm a bitch here kek lolcow, my sweet outlet

No. 1386335

File: 1666742619908.png (1.25 MB, 765x2030, 91BE941B-51A4-4BD4-AEB8-1EE258…)

Apologies for mentioning Shayna but this one actually made me laugh.

No. 1386369

No. 1386389

File: 1666747146926.jpg (35.03 KB, 706x706, 1666318023038.jpg)

Normie, webtoons fan, tech woman (in the sense that I work in tech), careerwoman, but also very recent neet, gamer, slightly gnc

No. 1386425

>fashionista (j-fashion)
>original gossiper
Sometimes I think about how I’m pretty sure I’ve dug up and compiled 90% of the drama in the Lolita community, and I’m just a lonelita. I don’t interact with people and that’s why they’ll never know.

No. 1386481

what thread is this?

No. 1386515

ftm thread

No. 1386529

File: 1666757490756.jpg (72.36 KB, 453x291, whome.jpg)

No. 1386940

KEK, the next Shayna thread needs to be named "Shaytaan Edition" in honor of deranged-chan here

Fakeboi/TIF Thread #26 >>>/snow/1684490

No. 1387504

File: 1666824185564.jpg (140.16 KB, 1757x711, Capture.JPG)

No. 1387505

File: 1666824217136.jpeg (312.35 KB, 1640x719, 40F81ADC-ED56-4391-B1BC-36ADF7…)

Sorry for shaynafagging

No. 1388860

File: 1666916743008.jpeg (86.25 KB, 750x507, 68F5BF57-9B4A-490E-B73A-A323AB…)

No. 1388862

Drywall annihilator got me good

No. 1388872

housewife, neet, schizo tinfoiler, ex-ana, crafty, gnc, out of touch, pinkpill, "witch" (sorry), memester shitposter

what have I become

No. 1388875

samefag, fuck it I'd be friends with me that's a good list

No. 1388883

I'm so used to quoting this I accidentally said it to my doctor and she fuckin loved it

No. 1388887

can someone explain

No. 1388889

"mercury in retrograde" only stronger

No. 1388892

that time of the year when the moon is is in gatorade.

No. 1390125

File: 1666995007970.gif (256.06 KB, 1000x420, 1666988038227.gif)

this post by cow gang

No. 1390439

File: 1667013992192.png (Spoiler Image, 40.34 KB, 1317x179, bro wtf.png)

still reeling around in my brain. hate this.

No. 1390442

In the top 15 of most horrifying posts on this website

No. 1390444

i was thinking of this post in the shower today thank you for posting it here. i on the other hand love this anon and she has changed my whole perspective on life.

No. 1390460

What the actual fuck. When even was this?

No. 1390463

I know what that's like and in a way I'm kind of glad its desensitized me to anal.

No. 1390471

Was this in some fetish thread? Jesus Christ. The "colonoscopy bag" made me kek though

No. 1390514

is this fucking real. do people really fucking do this. she needed to be hospitalized.

No. 1390521

A Japanese woman managed to actually die of constipation because she was too ashamed to go to a doctor when it got serious. She was found in the toilet of her apartment with shit under her nails and her entire abdomen swollen with it. So yea.

No. 1390568

I had a friend who said she was really afraid of bodily functions because of her parents as a kid and that she went I think almost a whole month without shitting and that she started turning green and getting really sick and to this day I cannot imagine how she survived that shit omg

No. 1390704

how? did she not shit herself?

No. 1390842

Chuck Palahniuk couldn't write anything as provocative as this.

No. 1390959

File: 1667060074380.png (104.54 KB, 892x267, Skjámynd 2022-10-29 002843.png)

No. 1390971

She's so right.

No. 1390995

This can't be real. Why'd she put the poops in the target bag and not just into the toilet??

No. 1391059

File: 1667066496557.png (129.35 KB, 344x342, 1654185570813.png)

I need to stop using this website

No. 1391083

he's also literally the son of the Grim Reaper. Sexiest premade sim ever.

No. 1391128

File: 1667070847795.jpg (99.56 KB, 913x431, Screenshot_20221029_221341.jpg)

No. 1391138

No. 1391156

I was about to post this kek

No. 1391213

File: 1667075076507.png (354.02 KB, 935x685, 9z7htt38k9681.png)

thank you for posting this, i am honoured to have made it to lolcow's caps !!!

No. 1391215

No. 1391262

I have no idea. She said she was bloated and her skin was yellow-greenish and she had to go to the hospital. I never asked her to elaborate because it was a traumatic time but I still have questions like, a whole month how

No. 1391643

Just drink diet coke next time.

No. 1392904

In a “fetishes you are ashamed of” thread. I believe number six.

No. 1393110

File: 1667213832375.png (3.62 KB, 366x94, high nonny.png)

she's high

No. 1393352

File: 1667235438202.jpg (67.81 KB, 1080x503, Screenshot_20221031-124936_Chr…)

for the record THE WEDDING wasn't fictional

No. 1393363

YES. YES! Matt Smith is one of the ugliest humans alive. I loved Doctor Who when I was younger, watched it every chance I got. Then they replaced the beautiful David Tennant with that wall faced anomaly. He's not even a good actor. How did someone so hideous ever be allowed in public without a bag, let alone forced on our innocent eyeballs?

No. 1393461

File: 1667242960080.png (1.6 MB, 2043x3000, commiegf.png)

No. 1393493

I wanna know what she posted. Nonny please tell

No. 1393530

File: 1667247235639.jpeg (275.03 KB, 1125x1577, 646A24E8-4D77-4FB1-BCA9-815946…)

No. 1393650

old, already posted. lurk moar

No. 1393651

how would she have any idea unless she's a janny herself

No. 1393661

Nta but Nona also posted in dumbass shit thread that she was high on acid. >>1393110 is in vent thread

No. 1393675

Hopefully two posts isn’t enough for a farmhand to ban someone for “spamming shit all over” because sometimes I reply to all sorts of random shit. Now I’m afraid I post too much!

No. 1393682

I knew a fucking troon would be in my show. They did a doctor who podcast with a troon member and they ALL said "oh don't worry none it's just for the podcast". I fucking knew. I KNEW

No. 1393686

Nah, you're fine, when burgers are asleep, there are times where I have four posts in a row in a single thread along with being the last reply in every single thread on the first page, and I haven't been banned for it once yet. Just gotta be on topic I guess.

No. 1393703

I like this thread for the silliness and homesty of humble nonnas but i fibd thirstposting unfunny, anyonr else

No. 1393705

it is unfunny when directed at 3dpd moids but nervous subject-chan is based

No. 1393712

>nervous subject-chan

No. 1393715

>>1390959 best premade sim ever

No. 1396113

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No. 1398750

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no hate to the danofag since you have been pretty chill about him but please I’m sorry this made me laugh as I was scrolling by

No. 1398758

almost spit my coffee out

No. 1398805

Why does he look like something drawn by Roald Dahl

No. 1398840

Wtf kek

No. 1398927

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No. 1399096

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No. 1399108

i literally screamed into laughter seeing this on the front page

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No. 1399110

Samefag this could be a great banner

No. 1399124

No. 1399501

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No. 1399516

>Coom induced schizophrenia
I've never read a phrase that describes the internet so well.

No. 1399522

I sensibly chuckled at that

No. 1400277

File: 1667764572808.png (406.58 KB, 728x872, Metoo.png)

No. 1401008

File: 1667803318509.png (293.6 KB, 1120x275, tenshiit.png)

No. 1401402

File: 1667839304852.png (112.99 KB, 876x203, i9uij.png)

lmao based janny

No. 1401478

For months now they've been making threads near daily always with the words 'you whores' in it. It used to be that they attached tiktoks of young girls with "how come you whores aren't this cute?"

How come they didn't ask us why we arent as cute as the beautiful christina chan?

No. 1401885

File: 1667867238083.png (408.58 KB, 1866x1232, aseual anon.png)

Nona learns about herself

No. 1402011

recover from what? male retardation? or did I miss something
It's the same scrote with nothing else to do, the pedo probably got tired of his tiktok waifu

No. 1402575

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No. 1402721

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No. 1402939

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Nonny plays the Sims 4 for the first time

No. 1403009

File: 1668065868002.png (4.14 MB, 4000x4000, HeWasntMisogynisticCuzHe'sGay.…)

Lmao the cope and i love the anon trying to say that she'd feel safe with that sicko cuz he's gay and killed boys so he couldnt be a woman hater but the reality is that he would've only used her to experiment on while hating her because he's a gay man kek

But i mean the evan peters Dahmer is totally different! (another sarcasm/copium joke)

No. 1403011

Why do you seem even more deranged than the dahmer tards?

No. 1403013

I don’t hate the toddlers but the sound of those babies crying makes me wish there was a mod where you could shake them.

No. 1403014

the way you compiled all those posts lmao gives me the impression you made them.

No. 1403024

Hybristotards are annoying and should be ashamed but crafting a little collage like that makes you seem retarded.

No. 1403083

Looks like the evanpeterfags gushing over him as dahmer are hurt kek

No. 1403111

im one of the anons you tagged you moron and i dont even like peter, i think the anons in that thread are losers and i never even cared for or watched the series and neither do i care about any serial killer.

But what is obvious to me is your collage is just as weird and high chance you made some of those bait posts yourself so you can then go and giggle with your scrote friends on the other chans about it.

No. 1403112

Literally nobody in the evanfagging thread is gushing over him playing dahmer or Dahmer himself kek

No. 1403119

“Noo, he killed my heckin’ NIGELERINOOO’s! How dare you post him in the shameful attractions thread!”

No. 1403120

I did NOT read this as "nigel" at first..

No. 1403121

Well, what did you read it as anonimette?

No. 1403122

Oh nvm.

No. 1403135

Im not gonna lie I had my hand over the report button too KEK

No. 1403139


Nta but I read it as NIGGERINOOO.
don’t ban me

No. 1403141

No. 1403142

is it a bannable offense to say that here? i thought it wasn't

No. 1403146

Well no, but it’s a telltale sign of a scrote.

No. 1403148

that's retarded logic imo, but i'm not going to derail this thread any further.

No. 1403162

Using slurs on lc is retarded itself + it would invite so many /pol/ scrotes that will just sour and ruin the site even more

No. 1403163

I'd be your friend, nonnie

No. 1403172

I think it's against the racebait rule, though saying it like >>1403139 said it probably is not? idk

True imo

No. 1403212

this is censorship. literal 1984

No. 1403222

Anons getting upset over this is so funny kek

No. 1403274

omg someone made a collage of image board posts who would do something like that what a weirdo kek

No. 1403368

I'd mock dahmerfags but I need to save my energy for ezrafags

No. 1403381

I'm glad there are anons with some sense on this website. Why stan for a gross serial killer moid.

No. 1403393

nonnies get so mad over my harmless BIG crush but meanwhile, thristing over dry lipped no chin having murderer pedophiles…Yes I'm mad

No. 1403416

I'm no dahmerfag but tbh for as long as I've been on the internet I've been stumbling across posts of women who for whatever reason see something in him.

Theres a trend on youtube atm where scrotes are acting shocked by dahmerlovers, grabbing screenshots from around the interenet and acting like they're never seen anything so degenerate. Idk how anyone is new to seeing it.

No. 1403426

He may have been a cannibal and a murderer and a rapist(?) necrophiliac(?) but HE IS MY MURDERER NECROPHILIAC AND HE"S GAY! Kek he's ugly as shit and as if he wouldn't try eating a woman to see how female meat tastes different or something.

No. 1403429

You know men LOVVVE when they can catch women being as Degen as them. I saw some scrote I know is SEX WORK IS REAL WORK/EMPOWERMENT!!! Whining about how it's disgusting and gross this is. Like dude, you love seeing women expliot themselves and be degenerate for your pleasure.
Fuck those women though. It's just like the 'White girls fuck dogs" when there's more scrotes fucking animals.

No. 1403436

Jeffree Dahmer may have been a murderer but at least he wasn't RACIST BITCH!!
real nonnies will know where this is from

No. 1403439

if this is about null, people are annoyed because you never shut up about him in unrelated threads and because he's fat. if you kept him contained less people would care. all the other 3D posters who sperg too hard outside of their threads are treated the same way.

No. 1403443

forgot to mention he used to talk about wanting to rape women too

No. 1403447

who cares if weirdos want to fuck this guy? am i the only one who finds myself incapable of getting angry over stupid shit like this? it's not that hard to understand, he was an okay looking guy with a lot of media notoriety so obviously some women will go full retard and want to fuck him, that's just how it is.

>inb4 i get called a hybristophile

No. 1403449

Dahmer stans who actually think that way are so retarded kek. Testimony from a man he drugged and raped:
>In July of 1979, Jeffrey Dahmer was sent to my unit HHC 2/68 Armor. From the beginning, Jeffrey was a very racist individual. He was in his room in the barracks drinking Beefeaters gin and using racist epithets. He often talked about how his father taught him that he was better than everybody else. On October 5, 1979, I reenlisted for four more years in the Army. My platoon sergeant asked me to train Jeffrey, who was the new man in the unit. My platoon sergeant told me that after I returned from training Jeffrey in the field, he would send me to the sergeant board to be promoted.

No. 1403459

it's actually a quote from some chick who hates Amberlynn and follows that "Fat woman hating" type shit on youtube. She was screaming at someone and said that kek, she's also black. I saw it in a mcceilfly video

No. 1403506

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I read a book a while back that went into his background when he was in the army. A bunkmate claimed dahmer spent years raping him and badly beating him under everyones noses. That the army knew about it and just allowed it. He tried to escape but they'd bring him back to dahmer again. He was locked into the room, kept as a sex slave and everyone essentially laughed about how he was dahmers bitch. The nurse would treat his anal tears and in fact she treated many men with anal tears att and it was probably because dahmer was brutally raping all these men..

Then the author claimed that the area he was stationed in had a bunch of female murders and dahmer probably killed them too? That and he killed adam walsh. The 6 year old. Oh and dahmer was bisexual and dated a woman for a while in florida. Weird book. I felt for the bunkmate and then the book got so embellished that I started to question everything in it.

No. 1403562

This kills the "I aint no killer but don't push me" narrative people make about him. Just being a lonely weirdo who IS sexually violent towards men. He's a big ass bully who abused men weaker then himself (and childern). funnily enough, nobody wets thier panties over that clown killer guy who even called Dahmer crazy.
Probably because he's slightly more ugly then Dahmer

No. 1403568

File: 1668107092277.jpg (37.09 KB, 480x360, ezgif-4-37ec8b0cb5.jpg)

are you talking about Michelle McDaniel AKA My Thoughts Will Probably Offend You ?

No. 1403572

>Probably because he's slightly more ugly then Dahmer

literally yes, that's how attraction works.

No. 1403578

File: 1668107438654.png (352.91 KB, 852x263, Screenshot_20221027-232151.png)

Sorry for shayfagging but justice for the shaynatorium

No. 1403599

>He's a big ass bully who abused men
Thats' hawt

No. 1403692

File: 1668112916671.jpg (48.78 KB, 600x434, 1395338767_by_Mudzina_500.jpg)

I just think its just cause he was fat, like I don't think its physically possible to be attracted to an obese man, people can overlook many things but not fatness, i'd bet my life if john wayne gacy was 30-50 pounds lighter there'd tons of rabid fan girls talking about how lucky his victims were and making edits calling him daddy

No. 1403714

File: 1668114525015.jpeg (6.15 KB, 217x264, images (3).jpeg)

It's fetish, his looks aren't special enough on their own, you literally can't explain it without the hybristophilia factor, cause otherwise you could go for any other 70's/80's skinny blond moid. Here have young Jurgen Klopp with bad facial hair and serial killer glasses.

No. 1403715

File: 1668114633808.jpeg (30.82 KB, 554x554, images (4).jpeg)

And samefag cause I found this image while looking for young Klopp kek.

No. 1403718

>nobody wets thier panties over that clown killer guy
I don't know how to tell you this but…. some do.

No. 1404003

Another reason to shit on serial killer lovers.

Everyone who sat and complained about a collage on an imageboard making fun of hybristofags are very clearly salty anons having to be reminded that their uwu gay killer moid would never love them

No. 1404806

File: 1668146264423.png (293.47 KB, 2030x930, scrote thread.png)

Various funny bits from the scrote-bait-turned-shitpost thread this evening

No. 1404814

Some of these comments are so…regular.

No. 1404817

you had to be there

No. 1404819

File: 1668147208861.png (314 KB, 832x598, pinhead.png)

i thought picrel was the funniest

No. 1404821

There was plenty of funnier stuff than this. Asking what panda express is is just a boring and dumb question. Sorry I didn't get it

No. 1404833

i am the one who asked what is panda express because theres no such thing in my country. not everyone is from burguer-fat-uglyland nonnie

No. 1404836

Does anyone have a link archive from this thread?

No. 1404841

No. 1404859

File: 1668149605626.png (99.16 KB, 474x344, ritler.png)

that anon >>1403009 walked so this one could run

No. 1404864

I thought it was funny in the context of the thread, and also just like… the juxtaposition between the post about chaining someone up in your basement right below it

No. 1405296

the most hilarious thing about this is people in sweden are way fatter than americans.

t. a swede

it's obvious who you are and you were the worst poster in the thread. you don't have to be american to know what it is, you're just extremely uneducated and sedentary. also i've been to france and you guys are just as fat as swedes kek

No. 1405306

pretty sure someone recreated the omgwtfbbq for sims 4

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No. 1405346

Obese guys are gross

No. 1405359

bump in agreement

No. 1405422

france and sweden are not even on top 10 list most obese countries (which usa is the first one) tf are you saying about fat french. IVE NEVER seen a really obese french like i see on american documentaries

No. 1405430

>people in sweden are way fatter than americans
The fuck? No one is fatter than americans.

No. 1405433

>which usa is the first one
Not true.

No. 1405458

i cant believe you made me search about fattie statistics. the most obese countries is actually Microstates in the south and central Pacific. However, with regard to the number of adults over 20 years old living with obesity, the US ranks first with almost 90 million people affected. but its madness to say that sweden and france is fatter than usa, that anon >>1405296 is delusional. if she wanted to offend swedes just needed to say that they are autistic, which is still kinda true by my experience

No. 1405467

Yep Sweden, and Finland even more so, are the autist countries. I wouldn't even be offended by that.
t. Swede

No. 1405475

You should go to Sweden and look for yourself then. There's more people in America so of course there's going to be more fat people, but holy shit every single person in Sweden is ginormous or heading there. Are you really trying to argue with me about my own country?

No. 1405481

NTA but I'm Swedish and where the fuck do you live where everyone is so fat? kek

No. 1405505

Nta but I'll answer that for you: everyone in sweden looks normal but this is LCF where about a third of the userbase can't grasp what regular irl people weigh

No. 1405508

i think you live in one of the big/international cities and it is clouding your judgment. the people from these places don't really represent the whole country. its like saying french people is rude to tourists if you only visited Paris

No. 1405733

File: 1668203432868.png (418.23 KB, 948x765, Capture.PNG)

No. 1405755

File: 1668204259960.png (82.55 KB, 664x430, lol.png)

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No. 1405778

File: 1668205147724.png (120 KB, 690x590, astrlology.PNG)

No. 1405788

KEKK ive been accused of being pakichan 2 times, idk why some anons think the only people that post here are pakichan or romanianon

No. 1405790

That whole thread just says this to every poster kek

No. 1405801

artifact of there only being 150 total active posters across the entire site, some anons are too used to recognizing other anons

No. 1405845

the author of 50 shades of grey wrote this post and you cant convince me otherwise

No. 1405851

>150 total active posters across the entire site
wow there's enough of us for a pingpong tournament or something, who's down?

No. 1405874

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No. 1407967

File: 1668353223221.jpeg (1.14 MB, 3072x3072, DB957FB2-346D-45D7-A75D-696934…)

i will never be free from the shay thread with comments like this
bring back the shaytainment thread

No. 1408002

File: 1668356136636.png (5.29 KB, 729x84, tea.PNG)

No. 1409273

File: 1668466852905.jpg (Spoiler Image, 268.33 KB, 1080x982, cow.jpg)

Same here lol

No. 1409296

It's giving comedian fart picture

No. 1409306

>it's giving
go back

No. 1409308

No. 1409385

150 is 149 more friends than I asked for god damn

No. 1409429

File: 1668476528699.png (Spoiler Image, 831.01 KB, 1080x982, shat_fart.png)

Reposting because I forgot the spoiler

No. 1409436

am i on deviantart

No. 1409956

File: 1668520418141.png (39.6 KB, 654x101, Untitled.png)

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No. 1410199

File: 1668534106263.png (286.67 KB, 651x607, cookie.png)

No. 1410205

one nonnie's art is another nonnie's shart

No. 1410267

File: 1668536579526.png (838.85 KB, 952x708, megiano stallone.PNG)

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No. 1411047

File: 1668601026884.jpg (425.38 KB, 1080x2147, schizoanon.jpg)

No. 1411213

I feel like she was a little but off somehow, no doubt the man she described exists but musk reminds me of more of a gay shoe sniffer.

No. 1411253

That's literally Shay

No. 1411597

File: 1668642319336.jpeg (48.86 KB, 947x290, 16F00E9C-3367-4CE6-A697-BE436A…)

No. 1411740

Kek what thread

No. 1412035

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No. 1412127

oh my god

No. 1412174

I legit came to post the same thing I've never laughed so hard I love her

No. 1412341

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No. 1412342

File: 1668712653232.png (1.1 MB, 893x1500, resized.png)

sorry its huge i am sleepy and depressed

No. 1412517

farmhand gave up

No. 1412523

File: 1668720734245.png (22.28 KB, 1297x184, retarder.png)

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No. 1412548

Omg, she's here.

No. 1412635

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File: 1668739499713.png (122.09 KB, 361x585, hrmm.png)

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No. 1413146

File: 1668781324595.png (52.21 KB, 367x179, Untitled.png)

in response to twitter dying lol

No. 1413444

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No. 1413447

File: 1668798567397.jpeg (275.32 KB, 750x735, D9AAD293-C103-43A4-9723-650140…)

This sent me

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No. 1414225

I remember airplane chan! Either here on the cafe. She shared her images of anthropomorphic airplanes. Whoever you are, I love u ♥

No. 1414412

File: 1668878438300.jpg (288.57 KB, 1080x1641, confessions.jpg)

No. 1414418

Wasn't it just normal planes? I remember that there was a specific make of plane that she loved and adored like the K.I.T.T. anon, she didn't like anthropomorphic?

No. 1414450

Could be normal too, but I recall a specific image of a 'dashing' airplane with a face on it.

No. 1414897

File: 1668910901072.png (150.33 KB, 1247x324, DON'T touch grass.png)

No. 1414984

File: 1668916273416.png (250.09 KB, 738x554, the bows.png)

No. 1414989

I saw this picture earlier and was trying to figure out if they were giving themselves vaccines or what. I just realized it's porbably testosterrone.

No. 1414993

I thought it was heroin and hiv

No. 1415049

why would you think they were injecting themselves with hiv? tif troonism isn't due to get that weird for at least another couple of years

No. 1415225

File: 1668934826379.png (57.99 KB, 1821x301, benis.png)

No. 1415304

Lou Sullivan

No. 1415313

she should have asked for ass pics instead, pics or it didnt happen

No. 1415359

File: 1668952544052.png (244.88 KB, 553x509, bangers and mash.png)

No. 1415375

File: 1668953229005.png (133.09 KB, 391x384, retard squisher.png)

No. 1415389

she's just like me fr

No. 1415419

get back into the retard squisher and never leave, thanks

No. 1415426

goddess i wish

No. 1415456

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No. 1415636

File: 1668968359311.png (12.36 KB, 666x195, winona was groomed at 24.PNG)

No. 1415640

link thread please, i have never read something so retarded

No. 1415698

No. 1415745

File: 1668975550219.png (39.54 KB, 816x206, good luck im behind 7 husbando…)

The yumejo cringe thread was fun while it lasted.

No. 1416119

File: 1668995842153.png (188.69 KB, 832x670, Screenshot 2022-11-20 at 20-43…)

No. 1416197

that's only one case from years ago. it isn't a recurring thing… yet

No. 1416899

File: 1669064604243.jpg (232.42 KB, 1080x574, amazing background noise.jpg)

No. 1416903

i agree that MATI is amazing bg noise, Josh has a nice voice and he's probably the only streamer that focuses on the subject matter instead of losing focus every 5 seconds to respond to chat. Jim's streams are too chaotic,his voice is shit and he's too weirdly obssesed with that whale ethan ralph. You reminded me i need to check the new MATI stream too.

No. 1416959

I feel like I can hear Mister Metakours robotic dick get hard when he goes on his rants about Ralph, Josh's voice is squeaky like a mouse, quivers like you punched him in the belly but at the same time he speaks with convictions and no care for pauses, until he gets whatever he has to say out.
It's nice background

No. 1416967

I think Null makes autistically adorable sounds . I also find him funny, he has a subtle humor like putting that video of Hila shooting up kids everytime he talks about H3H3. He's pretty chill, but i wish he would go back to talking about cows nwo that trooncalypse is over. That King Cobra stream is absolute gold, it brings me joy every time i rewatch it.

No. 1417099

> Josh has a nice voice
computer-modulated lol, receipts are somewhere but the link I have is broken due to MATI archive being broken or something
> doesn't talk about Ethan Ralph
lately at least, he used to sperg about him all the time, but Ethan Ralph hasn't done anything funny lately
Josh is cringe and his simps should feel bad but I don't blame you for listening to it as background noise, I haven't for a good while but it is decent or at least inoffensive as that

No. 1417106

They are doing a no ralph novemeber, so nobody is talking about them. Think about it like, fat/sick/weird moids, acting like mean girls and icing out the fattest, disliked moids as a "Joke".
But I bet Ralph is loving it, they all have a super gay and very homosexual obession with eachother and I always skipped over their Ralph sections, because there's nothing funny or interesting about him. I guess I have to be a scrote to get the obession. But everyone does have dramatic break ups with Ralph, so I assume thats what it's about.

No. 1417137

Ralph and the weirdos who surround him (especially the women) are actually fairly funny to me, he had a thread here but it died out mostly due to Ralph's bullshit being repetitive and boring, but I can assure you nothing interesting has happened in that sphere since his daughter was born and he got beat up by some other scrote in Portugal inside of a month. He's actually probably seething about not getting the attention this month tbh. The vendettas and hatreds in that "sektur" though are the most cringe shit imaginable ("mean girls" is right, "womanish" they'd say, yeah, all the negative stereotypes of one: petty, vindictive, carries a purse) but yeah I mean I'm glad Josh has gotten over himself with regards to his enmity to that fatso but he's still a cringelord and (not referring to you necessarily) am sick of nonnies here giving him the benefit of the doubt just because he hates trannies.

No. 1417166

>especially the women
him marrying that horse girl who was a lolicon turned tradthot and was married to the fat anime reviewer turned troon was wild

No. 1417236

they didn't actually marry but yeah they are living together with their daughter ("Rozy" named after "Cozy" Nick Fuentes streaming platforming) now, she's the pickme of all pickmes and probably a danger to have around children, it's all really a trip and a half. I think he has implied he has gonna marry her 3 or 4 times now and never has, I'd wish she would break out but I don't even know if a baby would be better off with her than the guntlord given her proclivities

No. 1417677

File: 1669126116654.jpg (30.41 KB, 720x222, Screenshot_20221122-150406_Chr…)

No. 1418249

File: 1669154576337.png (174.24 KB, 659x366, lc stacy.PNG)

No. 1418250

i love this enegry

No. 1418259

I also browse lc in public all the time, especially in public transport and when I'm super bored at my office. Is that not normal? It's not like everyone is checking what I do on my phone so whatever.

No. 1418262

I do it all the time, too kek

No. 1418478

I do it all the time too but I don't want people to think it's 4chan lol

No. 1418504

fewer normies than you think know what 4chan looks like

No. 1418572

File: 1669176936299.png (236.9 KB, 600x608, 8ti96969696.png)

No. 1419158

File: 1669233605270.png (306.73 KB, 1146x823, people are dying kim.png)

No. 1419428

File: 1669251995222.png (33.13 KB, 432x104, based junkie.png)

No. 1419469

File: 1669256253014.jpeg (263.98 KB, 828x605, 2786A540-68F2-4CF8-8CFE-36F264…)

>>has she ever donated $5 to help hilbilly girls go to the doctor?

No. 1419725

Which thread? Or who are they talking about? I’m intrigued.

No. 1420422

File: 1669318174292.png (12.78 KB, 376x104, Screenshot 2022-11-24 14.20.39…)

No. 1420504

File: 1669324891747.png (7.14 KB, 1501x98, 1669323022818.png)

No. 1420526

Kek the ledditors found the site

No. 1420705

File: 1669343697634.png (201.11 KB, 1315x366, Screenshot 2022-11-24 21.32.53…)

No. 1420714

she was banned because she told the truth. rip nonna

No. 1420868

This anon is gonna get fired so hard when their employer finds out they post their customers ID's online, if it's not a self post to get LC in trouble

No. 1420986

I hate people like this more than I hate trannies. She could do it to you - psychopathic behavior.

No. 1421322

I honestly hate ppl like this. I’d get if they did something to warrant that harassment like the troons on here but they’re literally just living their life. You don’t gotta post their ID, idgaf who they are.

No. 1421711

File: 1669435160606.png (188.48 KB, 611x619, Konvict.png)

No. 1421715

wait, where do they even get the demographics for an anonymous imageboard? a poll?

No. 1421733

it aggregates the language used and makes assumptions based on it. the fact that we ban emojis and dont talk like facebook moms throws it off. its BS.

No. 1421755

arrow de wilde #2 thread

No. 1421756

or actually it might be this one idk nonny

No. 1421796

I wouldn't be surprised if there are a few older women browsing LC. I started out on /cgl/ when I was underage and I'm still here. If someone was on /cgl/ at the same time while being in their early 20s, they would now be nearly 40.

No. 1421798


You're talking like a Twitterfag.

No. 1421800

File: 1669453715139.jpg (92.52 KB, 466x994, weebhivemind.jpg)

All these pics are from different threads. Weeb nonas are horny today.

No. 1421918

File: 1669471614656.png (19.22 KB, 1667x130, pakichan.png)

No. 1422118

File: 1669488474485.png (480.27 KB, 1788x537, wow.PNG)

No. 1422229

kek, pakichan's life is wild

No. 1422342

I mean, her father is right.

No. 1422363

this is based

No. 1422485

File: 1669506649762.jpg (344.43 KB, 1510x1080, Picsart_22-11-26_18-46-25-718.…)

No. 1422696

File: 1669520877643.png (6.69 KB, 529x76, subjesus.png)

No. 1422729

This made me audibly chuckle holy shit. Paki-chan should get away from this site and start a career as a comedian.

No. 1422942

File: 1669545597601.png (39.05 KB, 1782x268, Screenshot 2022-11-27 103918.p…)

No. 1423016


No. 1423044

Lucinda's thread: >>1609006

No. 1423090

She’s a queen, a fountain of wisdom

No. 1423137

File: 1669562506245.png (32.72 KB, 616x463, STACY CARD.png)

my stacy card expired, looks like i will have to renew it again.

No. 1423219

Lmao at the aggro anon "POST MORE"

No. 1423222

I've remade so many threads on /m after the /mpocolypse, mostly just restore it to it's former self. It was one of my favorite boards, I'm happy it's still trying to be kept alive

No. 1423225

File: 1669569318862.png (190.02 KB, 595x1014, bsd is a mental disorder.png)

No. 1423412


No. 1423694

File: 1669590454004.png (292.29 KB, 1281x578, rpoc.png)

No. 1423713

what happened? stopped comming here after the creepshow shit

No. 1423826

basically something fucked up, part of the site went down for days, and when m was restore it wiped all the old threads (they are still technically accessible but you have to manually use the search bar to find them)

No. 1424165

File: 1669624255007.jpeg (277.64 KB, 590x668, FB21F593-DB39-447F-BB4F-343AD3…)

No. 1424167

Whenever I see posts like this I just pray they keep hate reading the MTF thread. Peaking is guaranteed if you spend enough time there.

No. 1424184

like something out of 2007 kek

No. 1424219

Your pronouns are automatically forfeit when you rape or murder

No. 1424230

File: 1669630276808.png (20.56 KB, 957x329, tfw no nonna gf to defend me f…)

No. 1424232

File: 1669630402802.jpeg (307.33 KB, 828x954, 7757842D-C6D6-4B63-87A5-C2A9C8…)

This is a bit old I think

No. 1424237

how tf did I miss that nona defending my ex fatty ass, what a sweetie

No. 1424294

File: 1669638746004.png (675.22 KB, 806x1108, Screenshots_2022-11-28-07-31-4…)

No. 1424296

File: 1669638881428.png (95.38 KB, 806x605, Screenshots_2022-11-28-07-34-1…)

No. 1424355

Anon is a femcel

No. 1424382

yo mommas a femcel

No. 1424383

File: 1669649264982.jpeg (438.88 KB, 988x828, 83410CE7-5FDE-4A1A-A85C-E71143…)

No. 1424386

Most continent centrist

No. 1424554

your dad is G A Y

No. 1424596

no, YOUR daddy is gay which is why your momma's a femcel

No. 1424762

File: 1669671428322.png (220.05 KB, 903x668, zest soap.png)

No. 1424790

File: 1669672484242.jpg (1.12 MB, 1080x3047, real time edit.jpg)

No. 1424805

Proof that you're Swedish? I've been to both Sweden and the US and this is the stupidest shit I've ever read

No. 1424806

who the fuck is He?
I'm scared

No. 1424809

I need to meet this anon irl and help her build her utopia

No. 1424821

what's the connection between femcels and eating pussy

No. 1424924

File: 1669679897891.png (21.44 KB, 713x55, Screen Shot 2022-11-28 at 3.59…)

Adam Sandler

No. 1425196

File: 1669699623984.png (118.12 KB, 1256x261, Screenshot 2022-11-29 00.20.55…)

No. 1425515

File: 1669731697332.jpg (24.11 KB, 1313x87, concern.JPG)

anon tastes her bloodclot

No. 1425517

File: 1669731870916.png (165.13 KB, 854x341, eggqueen.png)

No. 1425562

Let me guess, it's komaeda-chan

No. 1425566

We could make each other worse in progressively more interesting ways.

No. 1425765

File: 1669742714226.png (91.79 KB, 2748x196, Screenshot 2022-11-29 at 17.24…)

this old post from the ideal penis size thread made me laugh out loud

No. 1425883

File: 1669745238400.jpg (77.76 KB, 884x342, Screenshot_20221129_095410.jpg)

I just pulled this from the shaytard thread. Made me kek

No. 1425906

Ya got me. I’m seriously considering writing reviews of various body fluids based on texture, flavour, and yield for the archives for curious nonnies.

No. 1425979

Does Komaeda enjoy the taste of period blood?

No. 1425984

Please do it, discharge-chan.

No. 1426191

That’s a good question! Thank you for asking it. I think he’d dislike the mess when eating someone out on her period given that he is implied to be quite clean and orderly, but I don’t think he’d mind the flavour of period blood and here’s why: in Ultra Despair Girls in his role as Servant, he is tasked with making milkshakes for the children. He speaks about adding rendered fat into the milkshakes as though it is no big deal, though the children are obviously disgusted and force him to drink them instead. He remains unbothered. This tells us that his tastes are perhaps more adventurous and less conventional that most. I believe the flavour and the concept of consuming period blood would not necessarily bother him, especially since the milkshakes he chugs are chunky with the rendered fat, similar to clots.
Though SDR2/Despair Arc anime Komaeda might find guzzling period blood too messy and vulgar, Servant Komaeda is a different matter. I believe he would relish in it. As Servant, his whole character is designed to be subservient but also subversive. He seeks out and engages in taboo subjects, as evidenced by his enthusiastic assistance in a plan which potentially would result in the death of hundreds of children. I think in his despair era especially, Komaeda would go bananas at the chance to lick the period blood off somebody’s body - it is a submissive and somewhat perverted sexual act and I believe that licking somebody clean would really appeal to his broken psyche.
So to answer your question: I think Komaeda certainly wouldn’t mind the taste or idea of eating period blood. However, whether or not he would actually go through with it depends on which incarnation of Komaeda we are talking about - Servant would 100% do it, any other instance of Komaeda would not. Except maybe post-game Komaeda, because I imagine he’d want to do dirty and submissive things to atone for everything he did as Servant.
I hope that answers your question anon ♥ Remember, I’m always here if you have any more! I’ll be waiting.

Thanks anon! I think I’m going to start the first instalment tomorrow while I’m on the bus. If there are any fluids you’re especially curious about let me know! Again, I’ll be waiting.

No. 1427247

File: 1669835394316.png (171.69 KB, 1813x441, tickletickletickletickletickle…)

No. 1427251

I think it would be cool to have some kind of monthly diary where you review discharge taste based on how much you're ovulating at the time. You're like some kind of pussy sommelier, it's amazing.

No. 1427279

File: 1669836665224.png (79.23 KB, 531x153, fucked.png)

No. 1427300

No. 1427573

File: 1669847336247.png (105.09 KB, 1174x336, Unpopular opinions #76 infight…)

No. 1427580

File: 1669847641746.jpg (49.51 KB, 614x319, Screenshot_20221130-130316_Chr…)

No. 1427773

File: 1669856226330.png (2.39 MB, 1316x2694, Confessions Thread #46.png)

No. 1427805

Fucking kek

No. 1428000

It's really weird how men are so obsessed with dick size. I honestly think men are just homosexuals, or some form of homosocial.

No. 1428204

File: 1669887716486.png (260.35 KB, 630x435, alien gfs.PNG)

No. 1428616

File: 1669913162039.jpeg (300.43 KB, 788x582, 0721FB9D-C57C-4C59-B1BB-7DDA21…)

No. 1428995

File: 1669926402169.jpg (216.92 KB, 1080x1097, Screenshot_20221201-192020_Chr…)

Saw it earlier and let out the ugliest noise, HER is a hellhole

No. 1429124

true and honest stacy, the people whining about this are butthurts

No. 1429900

File: 1669997497453.png (159.6 KB, 636x279, infight pro.PNG)

No. 1429912

This should be made into a banner.

No. 1430319

ily anon

No. 1430395

File: 1670018399857.png (206.68 KB, 502x410, catsarethesecret.png)

No. 1430526

File: 1670027300912.png (1.45 MB, 1597x1777, 1670010653248.jpg.png)

No. 1430534

Speaking of ko-chan, wasn't she supposed to post a body fluid review?

No. 1430539

File: 1670027851352.jpeg (871.71 KB, 1533x1472, 8C66A081-94A6-4ECA-938A-C3CA08…)

No. 1430688

File: 1670043340593.jpg (1.49 MB, 3072x4096, 22-12-02-23-48-24-715_deco.jpg)

Seinfeldian exchange.

No. 1430752

File: 1670051505246.jpeg (25.36 KB, 750x166, C3380D8F-21D8-4F6D-AD3C-B6AB21…)

No. 1430856

is this about Shayna

No. 1430905

File: 1670070837720.jpg (67.66 KB, 943x283, Screenshot_20221202_174517.jpg)

No. 1430918

I know what a cloaca is because I saw Mass Effect alien porn…

No. 1430951

File: 1670073822004.jpeg (176.33 KB, 1284x298, 34FF31AE-2697-476C-B77B-3197B4…)

No. 1431047

>my skin is glowing
She's only a small cow so idk if anyone else will be familiar with her but this instantly reminded me of that young dumb honey bun rant where she was flexing on amberlynn

No. 1431308


No. 1431327

File: 1670096852540.png (54.38 KB, 949x507, no it didnt .png)

No. 1431343

File: 1670097748071.jpeg (77.73 KB, 1170x180, F3EC7301-1478-479F-ACF0-BC310A…)

this is one of the funniest terms i’ve read on this site

No. 1431454

I used to watch her when I was fascinated by the ALR shit. Then I stopped when I realized I was just watching a dying idiot.
What's the milk on her?

No. 1431480

File: 1670105547758.png (74.85 KB, 606x629, Screenshot_20221202-002054.png)

This made me laugh. From "things that make your heart flutter" thread on /g/

No. 1431513

Why do his plushies get holes?

No. 1431524

good question..

No. 1431525

pls no

No. 1431801

File: 1670124948724.jpeg (79.57 KB, 828x245, E7244A0A-B38E-49AD-8A94-4CD727…)

anons have such a way with words <3

No. 1431803

File: 1670125019471.jpeg (104.29 KB, 734x278, A52B115B-4A75-4C64-A8C0-29EA40…)

samefag, i hope this is the same poster and that she is my soulmate. i love her vibe

No. 1431829

File: 1670126846977.jpg (88.72 KB, 595x853, lol.jpg)

No. 1431836

Minus the harassing, raping, killing and posting porn and gore of said opposite gender.

No. 1431841

it’s funny when it’s about men though

No. 1431844

let's run away from everything together
men deserve it though, especially the one she was talking about

No. 1431867

No. 1432321

File: 1670178031578.png (633.2 KB, 1595x387, Untitled.png)

No. 1432524

My first instinct was to sperg out and try to find where this was posted so I could send the artist abuse via anonymous asks, but I’m trying to improve myself and give therapy a real go this time. So I’m going to restrain myself and simply say that every time a tumblr artist gives a character a noticeably non-canon physical attribute, I assume that the artist also has that attribute. So when I go looking for the perpetrator of this particular crime against my baby angel, I know to look for a fat, pimply, horse-faced little ratbag.

I wrote a post and then accidentally refreshed the tab, sorry anon. I gave up and went to bed after that, but every morning since I’ve genuinely thought “gosh, what will my nonnies do without knowing how to cultivate crispy bogies, or the best way to harvest cervical mucus?”

No. 1433728

>fat, pimply, horse-faced little ratbag
Good luck, that's literally every single Aiden

No. 1434544

Close; it’s from one of Kathy’s threads

No. 1434785

File: 1670353023911.png (65.99 KB, 1089x288, sk.png)

No. 1434991

File: 1670365559650.jpeg (957.22 KB, 1060x1712, 4F80FFAF-A3D8-4A75-8AF4-5208A7…)

No. 1435024

>Not having Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka… Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru as your husbando instead

No. 1435042

need the thread now

No. 1435046

>Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka… Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru
If I were to have him as my husbando I would be sent to prison. Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke is the only Jugemu I would ever marry. Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke would loathe me if I ever thought about Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka… Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru in that way.

No. 1435063

husbando hornyposting on /g/

No. 1435218

File: 1670374199725.jpg (241.41 KB, 1080x900, Screenshot.jpg)

No. 1435263

For one, she is fat as fuck herself and is continuing to gain weight. Another thing is that she takes her flexing on Amber way too far, as far as making fun of Amber for not having a good childhood. She is supposed to be a psychologist btw.

No. 1435265

File: 1670376643780.jpeg (31.75 KB, 640x559, C30EF844-FEEA-4595-80EA-B6206C…)

>Oh no won't somebody think of the poor moids!!!

No. 1435578

This is just fanfic.

No. 1436507

File: 1670448865398.png (154.18 KB, 502x269, equilibrium.PNG)

No. 1436546

Nah it’s shay, like thread 35 or something

No. 1436581

It's funny but shouldn't it be SIAM?

No. 1436639

I'm not too picky on what you call it, as long as nonnies call it what it is. SIA/SIAM whatever. Just call it out because it's the truth

No. 1436641

also it's "Sonic Induced Autism" it is a very male phenomomon though

No. 1436754

File: 1670464480918.png (749.68 KB, 796x717, digusting.png)

No. 1436762

lol, my sides. Please tell us which thread?

No. 1436775

first based redtext I've seen in a long time, keep it short and sweet, jannies

No. 1437057

He has the face of a cute butch lesbian.

No. 1437624

File: 1670525450686.jpeg (109.73 KB, 828x513, 9B67AE2D-756B-41C1-A80D-0BDE7F…)


No. 1437698

File: 1670528767780.png (217.14 KB, 657x341, cannibal.PNG)

No. 1437703

File: 1670528903066.png (55.52 KB, 1298x319, crazy shit.PNG)

The reply make me laugh out loud

No. 1437769

File: 1670531473251.jpg (36.51 KB, 694x231, 20221208_172920.jpg)

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No. 1437896

>board isn't populated by unix stacies
I'm sad

No. 1438591

File: 1670596080521.jpeg (701.06 KB, 600x4879, EFF92267-144C-4787-B875-9A26CB…)

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No. 1438722

File: 1670603461154.png (203.91 KB, 1573x863, sharted and farted.png)

No. 1439125

File: 1670625075230.png (220.49 KB, 448x898, Screenshot 2022-12-09 233017.p…)

kek at the photodumper flooding recent images.

No. 1439133

kek I'm glad this was capped, I was wondering why there's so many anime dudes on frontpage

No. 1439659

No. 1439917

Why is Sam Hyde always so red, does he wash his face with beet juice or something

No. 1440231

File: 1670708644644.jpg (300.93 KB, 1080x1079, muggles.jpg)

No. 1440265


No. 1440370

it's schizoposting from the tinfoil thread, the context resolves nothing

No. 1440376

then where's the funny part

No. 1440380

there isn't a funny part. I didn't post it. I've had the tinfoil thread hidden because of that poster

No. 1440385

anons will just post anything here

No. 1440410

not funny

No. 1442703

File: 1670862509412.jpg (28.47 KB, 567x263, bri'ish.JPG)

No. 1443542

File: 1670894971305.jpeg (411.42 KB, 939x2901, 4B5586C6-D528-486E-985F-1EF966…)


No. 1443554

Kek. Lucinda's thread is full of retards

No. 1443557

File: 1670896770764.png (41.04 KB, 910x220, Screenshot_20221212-175557_(1)…)

Love this sass from nonas lol

No. 1443565

File: 1670897192229.png (420.59 KB, 740x674, columbine.png)

she's so right

No. 1443593

File: 1670900108299.png (207.27 KB, 1260x315, 55554884898.png)

No. 1443594

Couldn't have said it better myself..

No. 1443596

I can't stop laughing nona this is the most hilarious thing I've seen all week. Link to thread?

No. 1443598

No. 1443818

"but josh the troons" took me out kek I don't even know why.

No. 1443891

File: 1670932126568.png (192.35 KB, 652x314, nonnies humble request.png)

No. 1443892

>I will shut the whole fucking uppercase Internet for you

No. 1443975

File: 1670937145178.png (314.45 KB, 857x329, pigeon huntress.PNG)

No. 1444354

File: 1670962744643.png (7.45 KB, 646x99, zoomer slang quiz.png)

No. 1444356

This is hilarious

No. 1444541

fucking kek lmfao

No. 1444583

File: 1670975968135.png (16.62 KB, 1081x178, lolcap.png)

No. 1444589


No. 1444795

File: 1670982922555.png (124.89 KB, 479x287, stray kidz nonny.png)

cmon, kpop infighting IS funny

No. 1445097

File: 1670999667768.png (520.07 KB, 1893x1180, kevin.png)

No. 1445099

That shit was so annoying I wanted to reply to anon being nice to me but it reached its max limit because it got clogged with that retardation. Also that post was probably written by a man who looks like that

No. 1445103

anon..if you were in that thread then you know that post was satire right…please tell me you know it is satire, dont make me lose hope in this site.

No. 1445118

Satire is dead and lolcow.farm killed it

No. 1445130

I hate looking at ugly moids so I didn't think it was that funny

No. 1445292

Except satire requires nuance and beating the shit joke into the grown and cross posting about it isn't funny in any capacity and defeats the purpose of it being satirical in the first place. It just wasn't funny.

No. 1446320

Lolcow's own caps #9 : intellectual humour only edition

No. 1446499

File: 1671077063010.jpg (65.45 KB, 796x373, Screenshot_20221215_084910.jpg)

No. 1446531

File: 1671082608605.jpeg (118.3 KB, 1125x541, 8C39EB12-AEA6-4573-9C81-9C4E91…)

The fact that he did it lmao

No. 1446536

File: 1671082838132.jpeg (211.67 KB, 890x1420, 3B70FC1E-1FFF-41C1-A69E-F19635…)

The initial one was funny

No. 1446551

What thread is this kek

No. 1446556

It isn't about being intellectual its about not being a retard

No. 1446605

I'm fairly sure it was the mtf thread

No. 1446607

Stop seething

No. 1446642

File: 1671096347449.png (83.54 KB, 653x352, mirror.png)

No. 1446837

Pointing out that you aren't funny isn't seething if you weren't a retard you would be able to deduce that on your own

No. 1446978

No. 1446980

they werent even the one who posted that, you are arguing with multiple anons just because you hated my shitposts about kevin, kek you really need to stop seething and maybe take your valium.

No. 1447188

Yeah calling it retarded whenever I pass the thread once or twice a day is totes some seething argument.

No. 1447627

File: 1671149885657.png (13.3 KB, 1781x91, image.png)

This is one of the saddest things I've seen in my many years on this hellsite.

No. 1447635

Lol commitment issues

No. 1448686

File: 1671224588563.jpg (153.47 KB, 1080x567, Screenshot_20221216-175856_Chr…)

No. 1448689

File: 1671224624411.jpg (575.36 KB, 986x1504, Screenshot_20221216-180036_Chr…)

Sorry for phoneposting too lazy to get out of bed

No. 1448701

that sounded like a scrote baiting, not gonna lie.

No. 1448714

I'm fucking crying so hard I can't breathe holy shit this is hilarious KEK

No. 1448911

File: 1671232383742.jpeg (312.75 KB, 726x1028, 4F7E99FC-ABCC-4D01-9957-39F049…)

No. 1448962

File: 1671236199650.jpg (337.57 KB, 1080x1204, IMG_20221217_011209.jpg)

No. 1448999

File: 1671237574084.jpg (1.42 MB, 1080x4702, Screenshot.jpg)

No. 1449000

One time an anon made a really weird post in reply to mine calling me a "bucktooth Becky" and now that's what I think of when I see someone use that phrase.

No. 1449007

i would kill myself if musclepig stacy called me that

No. 1449043

I laughed as well nonnie

No. 1449182

I used to have her life and I need it back

No. 1449566

File: 1671271535976.png (209.57 KB, 528x350, realizashun.PNG)

No. 1449583

"Bucktooth Becky" is from a song by a tranny (Ayesha Erotica) lol

No. 1449589

pretty sure the term existed before that

No. 1450864

More like Zoe J Downsie, jesus

No. 1451235

File: 1671367363443.jpg (26.43 KB, 590x209, Screenshot_20221218_144123.jpg)


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No. 1452440

File: 1671437208627.png (36.7 KB, 342x365, Screenshot_20221219-090015.png)

No. 1452444

eww thank god he retired his music was annoying

No. 1452453

Ok that is kinda funny

No. 1452464

What did she mean by this?

No. 1452483

>TERF retard in /meta/
KEK that's so much more fucking funny than it was probably intended to be

No. 1453491

File: 1671500333037.jpg (14.09 KB, 449x91, twoveryprolificartists.JPG)

No. 1453505

File: 1671500812896.png (296.75 KB, 680x908, thepenguin.png)

No. 1453510

I love innocent anons ♥

No. 1453523

No. 1453530

is that a fart

No. 1453638

I am in awe of this anon, I want her to fuck me

No. 1454512

File: 1671876332464.png (10.47 KB, 563x154, worse cap ever.png)

Lol you hoes give me the best laughs

No. 1454540

File: 1671886698306.png (187.45 KB, 1309x452, detsop uoy.png)

No. 1454747

I can only get in lolcow on farmcow too. I'm convinced shaymin did tjos as a form of tortue. I have to hold up a MINIATURE MIRROR to my computer screen. I can't stand this nonnies I'm going insane I can't put up for this for much longwr

No. 1454819

File: 1671948873432.jpeg (1.98 MB, 1848x1227, 1671948421705.jpeg)

No. 1454837

File: 1671952515220.png (445.28 KB, 779x711, image_2022-12-25_011515005.png)

lolcow bunker-chans on CC

No. 1454902

File: 1671966736423.png (381.6 KB, 738x794, image_2022-12-25_051217415.png)

No. 1454905

File: 1671967100014.png (127.63 KB, 1291x236, c.png)

From the bunker thread kek

No. 1454915

File: 1671968425198.png (113.98 KB, 1327x410, bang_autisum.png)

has this been posted yet

No. 1455200

File: 1671991299929.jpg (91.87 KB, 625x336, Screenshot_20221225-103728_Chr…)

No. 1455284

fucking kek

No. 1455427

File: 1672012499440.png (271.61 KB, 1292x445, s.png)

New chapter in the saga of Chieftain Crack Eagle

No. 1455441

File: 1672013646547.jpeg (92.86 KB, 742x476, AF8372F6-9F65-461E-91E2-C68464…)

This post is about Steven Morrissey

No. 1455454

quite literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

No. 1455456

File: 1672016125240.jpeg (892.99 KB, 765x1234, BC2715C4-57E5-4F37-A887-D0E2B6…)

No. 1455484

i'm sorry but an egg salad is maybe 300 calories if you think she can't severely restrict her intake to a point where shes starving because she occasionally eats a 300 calorie meal you have no idea what you're on about, this sounds like mentally ill women gatekeeping anorexia "you eat that? you can't have a mental disorder" please. when i was anachan in hs i would definitely eat a full meal on occasion but most of the time i was starving because i was at a very high >1,000 calorie deficit all of the time. i lost my period at 19 bmi too despite eating plenty of protein working out and making sure i didn't become underweight so the idea that's even a healthy BMI doesn't work with every girl. my bmi fluctuates between like 20.6-21 or something now, my WHR is lower than it was before and i love my body more than ever. but yea you can absolutely be anorexic and eat a fkin egg salad, ffs

No. 1455513

File: 1672031769378.jpeg (1.02 MB, 707x1604, 556AD715-55E8-4988-8B6F-3C8F75…)

No. 1455516

File: 1672032473659.jpg (40.76 KB, 1501x153, Screenshot 2022-12-25 212713.j…)

No. 1455587

File: 1672058629074.jpg (29.82 KB, 534x159, kirbyanon.JPG)

No. 1455877

File: 1672113013398.jpeg (195.29 KB, 701x504, A211CA0A-0C59-4E06-A979-6383AD…)

lol this has been cracking me up but I’m retarded so that might be why

No. 1456455

File: 1672221084049.png (165.49 KB, 1249x325, based (2).png)

ily guys so much, even when we infight

No. 1456475

I have questions

No. 1456500

so this is what you happens when you quarantine farmers from their lolcor

No. 1456501


No. 1456504

File: 1672226894281.jpg (68.1 KB, 923x246, Screenshot_20221228_111547.jpg)

No. 1457068

File: 1672272427835.png (40.2 KB, 2458x288, stacy.png)

No. 1457073

File: 1672272604533.jpeg (540.76 KB, 1092x913, B64C965E-9F89-4434-9E4C-404154…)

i hope caps from the cc bunker threads are allowed here

No. 1457075

Kek the Joshfag shitposter gave me some good laughs

No. 1457076

I feel like they should be. That post was the funniest shit ever KEK

No. 1457091

File: 1672273599211.jpg (52.39 KB, 720x350, Screenshot_20221228-192310_Chr…)

No. 1457093

File: 1672273815026.jpg (59.88 KB, 720x421, Screenshot_20221228-192902_Chr…)

This is from lolcow bunker thread I'm sorry but it's so funny to me everytime I read,
>I'd slap her ass like a drum
I start deep throat laughing. Just imaging someone slapping a drum and how tough nonnie felt she sounded. The last time I had giggle fits on lolcow is my own posts or thst post of Shayna staring at the wall like Blair witch

No. 1457098

>I start deep throat laughing

No. 1457099

You know when you laugh and it sounds like a old car starting up? It comes from deep down in your thorax

No. 1457103

todays theme of the day : nonnies using terms in strange ways

No. 1457113

Quit smoking

No. 1457114

I don't smoke though??? I just have a hearty laugh

No. 1457116

File: 1672275520063.png (62.19 KB, 604x261, Screenshot 2022-12-28 at 16-58…)

The josh shitposting was the funniest thing ever

No. 1457126

File: 1672275848631.png (141 KB, 1291x339, b.png)

I hope josh shitposter nonny is having a good day

No. 1457129

File: 1672275926496.png (295.8 KB, 702x1168, lolcow in shambles.png)

No. 1457141

File: 1672276634128.gif (285.12 KB, 240x200, 200.gif)

Is spamming ugly dudes the new big joke? It's not even slightly funny.

No. 1457142

it's a little funny

No. 1457144

I don't!

No. 1457159

File: 1672277868668.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.36 MB, 320x208, 1671984898966.gif)

The Christmas version makes me laugh every time I see it, it's just so retarded. I spoilered it for your safety.

No. 1457162

File: 1672278056804.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.72 MB, 800x208, 1671805400047.gif)

You either hate josh shitposting so much you want all nonnies posting him to die or you find it the funniest thing to ever be posted.

No. 1457181

He really is the new dog boy

No. 1457315

i report all joshposters on sight. it might as well be avatarfagging tbh.

No. 1457346

we need racebent asianwashed yassified kpopwashed null fanart to make it full circle

No. 1457376

good to know at least one person got my joke

No. 1457518

File: 1672324707291.png (4.67 KB, 444x88, Untitled.png)

from the FtM thread

No. 1457524

I hate Josh but appreciate the caliber of shitposts from the cc joshposter

No. 1457588

File: 1672331708824.jpeg (147.38 KB, 915x375, 7DDAF563-9DBA-4B01-B4C5-927AC9…)

No. 1457709

File: 1672339956268.jpg (42.68 KB, 1183x156, genuinely_cackling.jpg)

No. 1457742

kek this is good

No. 1457781

noooo this poor sweet anon kek

No. 1457817

Oh noooooooo poor nonita she is ruined forever! Although how based would it be if her coworker was totally into it kek. Huge stretch but that is my hope.

No. 1457834

how explicit was that post I wonder

No. 1457840

nonna just say you were hacked kek

No. 1457845

Why the fuck would she be into it

No. 1458197

File: 1672402317645.jpg (355.79 KB, 1080x1423, junkie.jpg)

No. 1458221

cackling at the thought of anon sending a “sorry about that, my friend took my phone and sent it as a joke haha” text

No. 1458385

Imagine typing all of that out when "I'm a depressed junkie who lives in London" would have sufficed

No. 1458516

File: 1672426489484.jpg (250.74 KB, 1908x550, image.jpg)

sometimes I'm fascinated by discussions nonas have with the Sonic Totem.

No. 1458547

File: 1672428292264.jpeg (164.88 KB, 828x803, 616BB8DB-3FC5-4CC5-B7CA-461E54…)

No. 1458588

The totem is the fucking worst because the probability you'll get a definitive answer is only like 40%.

No. 1458589

Sonic is a very whimsical entity.

No. 1458600

Woah I think my doggy is trans too

No. 1458602

File: 1672434009482.gif (808.4 KB, 320x208, ezgif.com-gif-maker (2).gif)


No. 1458611

I don't know why but each time I see the Josh gif this video enters my head lmao

No. 1458617

Spoiler this picture pls, I feel like I'm being violated ew

No. 1458627

No. 1458631

Why would this beautiful video remind you of the Josh Gif? Now when I see it (or post it) I imagine he's sharting when he lifts his eye brow

No. 1458660

I'm fucking dying can someone put a screencap from the gif and make it lip sync to this guys songs??

No. 1458772

Nothing about that sounds cool?

No. 1458774

File: 1672444555349.jpeg (673.55 KB, 1587x1439, CFBE5A46-0733-4338-83F0-134679…)

The purple frock anon made me laugh in personal lolcows

No. 1458781

I hope she gets her precious jewels back someday

No. 1458786

I'm gonna throw up from laughing so hard

No. 1458813

this is an intriguing idea to me because i watched Deliverance for the first time recently and I actually burst out laughing during the rape scene, there's something about the timing of it that's extremely funny, plus i just kept thinking of the ram ranch song the whole time

No. 1459213

Does anyone have that cap of the nonna who wanted to kiss her professor. It was somewhat lengthy and convoluted

No. 1459496

File: 1672520992401.png (17.02 KB, 941x206, feminine power of oats.png)

No. 1459546


No. 1460145

File: 1672594491034.jpeg (75.34 KB, 714x197, 9D0743F3-F61F-47AA-88CA-B64884…)

No. 1460413

File: 1672612392853.png (184.43 KB, 1250x406, 777777777777777777777777777777…)

http://web.archive.org/web/20230101223034/https://lolcow.farm/ot/ res/1460362.html
archived the thread in the wayback machine, just delete the spaces lmao

No. 1460418

anon rlly did delete it once it reached 30mins…if only she let it stay up longer.

No. 1460421

even her last post made me laugh
>if I don't delete it I will get banned
no shit lmao

No. 1460422

File: 1672612674202.png (1.02 MB, 1360x3444, 1671784895087.png)

Surprised this gem from nu lolcow hasn't been posted yet

No. 1460423

maybe she wouldn't. there's been a kpop thread in /m/ for a whole day

No. 1460441

And the hicks weren't wrong, that guy DID have a pretty mouth.

No. 1460516

File: 1672618527527.jpeg (80.4 KB, 1178x391, 8EA564C1-10D4-4CD8-BBE2-35331F…)

No. 1460543

to be honest if I was in that situation I would do the same lmao. Tbh if lolcow was only accesible through a mirror so many tiktokfags and twittershits would go away so fast

No. 1460547

I like how this website has been calmer ever since less people have been able to access it. I'm not talking about nonnas, I'm talking about trolling faggots.

No. 1460623

File: 1672627158007.png (23.09 KB, 523x550, cum free ice cubes.png)

No. 1462097

why are so many of you so tech illiterate

No. 1462127

Because they're zoomers and they've been proven to be tech idiots, despite growing up on tablets.

No. 1462149

Nta but wdym? many people still can't access the site normally even after clearing the DNS cache, and with or without a vpn, what else is there to do besides using the flipped site?

No. 1462156

it's the "using a mirror instead of at least bothering to look up a page mirroring extension" part i was mocking

No. 1462194

I was getting really good at reading backwards though

No. 1462389

File: 1672790694233.jpeg (202.16 KB, 728x476, 5417C865-21F2-4A02-B890-C88101…)

No. 1462412

kek. We should be killing off more people who dont help society grow for the better anyway, especially a mentally ill moid.

No. 1462685

File: 1672822734955.png (207.09 KB, 1828x434, penis inspection date.png)

No. 1462767

File: 1672832399605.png (62.69 KB, 1440x146, hal.png)

No. 1463132

File: 1672860452484.jpeg (175.53 KB, 520x496, 6B96A452-CB0E-453D-B6D2-BC20EB…)

No. 1463191

this is so fucking funny to me. absolutely based, keep it up nona. reminds me of my "rule" ive never gotten to test out (thankfully): if i run into a troon in the restroom, just fucking book it out of there. no confrontation. let them know nobody wants them there in a way you can't possibly get in trouble for kek

No. 1463198

It's only happened a handful of times, but if you walk into the woman's restroom and see a troon, you act confused and go 'Oh goodness, I thought this was the woman's bathroom??' and make eye contact with them, while turning to look back at the female symbol at the door. They hate me for it.

No. 1463679

File: 1672900151867.jpg (193.65 KB, 1080x871, zoo.jpg)

I check /meta/ first to see if there are cp/gore warnings. Anyway this made me kek

No. 1463693

Kek. My masc gf gets this a lot, but she just politely explains that she in fact is a woman with short hair and boyish clothes and everybody moves on. I wonder what the troons say though.

No. 1463694

KEK I wish I could watch her do this
I’ve always wanted to do this too, but ever since covid I haven’t been able to go out enough to get a chance to try it. Bucket list item for sure kek

No. 1463965

File: 1672935203078.jpeg (451.22 KB, 1170x957, 074EA44A-CF64-4300-92C4-3BCB76…)

>Having a bf is sew great because money!

Imagine how taken aback you’d be if someone who you legitimately love admitted that they only spend time with you because you open your wallet for everything kek…good lord

No. 1463967

Who cares about moids.

No. 1463972

Where is the funny

No. 1463981

No one cares seething moid

No. 1463985

This isn’t about moids, this is about relationships in general kek. Like imagine how you’d feel if your gf admitted she saw you as a sugar momma? I know I’d be shafted at the very least.

What made me laugh is the fact that the author seemingly didn’t notice that she admitted to thinking the sole purpose of having a mate is being in a type of lucrative “job” by spending time with your bf/gf for cash in return

No. 1463990

This isn’t abt the feelings or “emotions” of scrotes in particular I probably should’ve specific that in the initial post it’s more about using someone you claim to “love” for money (no matter what kind of relationship it is)

No. 1463992

Not funny, didn't laugh, you have too much empathy for moids to be in this place, etc, etc.

No. 1464010

I’ve already said multiple times that this isn’t about the bf in the post, it’s about the anon who posted it and what she said about how she views the relationships in her life. Even outside of the bf in the post - she said she only saw having friends as a “money pit” kek…but ok keep looking for reasons to seethe

No. 1464017

Nobody thinks it's funny. The title of the thread even says to stop posting unfunny shit. Take the L.

No. 1464041

i dont agree with the first part but something i realized after dating moids is that they arent worth being all libfem and ''we pay half king EQUALITY 2022!!!'' about. If you pay for your moid, sorry nona, but you are getting played and i feel sorry for you.

No. 1464261

Okay but where is the funny

No. 1464404

Humor is subjective. Where’s the funny in all the posts before mine in this thread? Its up to ye. Please chill out. All these uppers the zoomers are on making y’all so uptight! Yeesh!

No. 1464414

Nobody thinks it's funny. Seems like anons don't like it. Looks like only you laughed.

No. 1464441

Ok, so move on and post something funnier if you’re all professional court jesters. I’ll wait patiently!

No. 1464444

I just want to let you know how unfunny it is is all.

No. 1464476

File: 1672964013121.jpeg (177.23 KB, 750x677, 1644185629412.jpeg)

The anon in your screenshot is a clown for thinking any moid on this earth is more valuable than female friendships and you are one for thinking most moids are good for more than being atms.

No. 1464477

Feel free to go check out the older past threads if you need examples of funny posts while you wait.

No. 1464482

File: 1672964827939.png (23.98 KB, 1010x313, newfag.png)

fresh from /meta/

No. 1464496

File: 1672965365186.png (12.17 KB, 740x86, TheSuperShits.png)

No. 1464498

File: 1672965704868.png (364.47 KB, 616x1022, ot - Last standing nonnies of …)

No. 1464504

File: 1672966287337.png (140.37 KB, 1351x467, football players.png)

No. 1464563

this isn't Twitter where there is a word limit you unintelligent mongooloid, spell words out all the way. Idiot

No. 1464587

File: 1672975429332.png (15.44 KB, 728x101, Screenshot 2023-01-05 at 10.22…)

Idc abt ur stupid whining. U r an idiot and deserve to be posted here. Kys

No. 1464735

File: 1672996314268.jpg (187.34 KB, 900x747, Screenshot_20230106_193048.jpg)

No. 1464739

Horse-chan is so cringy

No. 1464740

what's her lore

No. 1464751

You really want to have sex with me, huh? Like, you're obsessed.

No. 1464763

Which thread?

No. 1464778

Yeah but waterboard-chan made me kek

I don't remember. Every cap I drop someone asks this and the answer is always I don't fucking know, this place is a rabbit warren.

No. 1464841

>I don't remember.
This is such a lie, you've been stalking me from thread to thread but go off.

No. 1464952

File: 1673022717095.jpeg (515.89 KB, 747x776, CA00EF19-58EA-4337-BAD2-C9D95C…)

No. 1465031

File: 1673027813898.png (713.5 KB, 1784x1248, gay.png)


No. 1465042

What thread is that, I want that picture

No. 1465050

unconventional men thread number 18

No. 1465139

File: 1673032044062.jpg (61.93 KB, 1080x317, Screenshot_20230106_210535_org…)

No. 1465147

You’re a retard and you need to go back.

No. 1465202

I wear thongs and this has never happened to me. This anon is yucky

No. 1465443

good for you?

also sage your shit, newfags >>1465202 >>1465050

No. 1465447

>doesn't know you don't have to sage on off topic boards
>calls other anons newfags

No. 1465542

File: 1673061384571.jpeg (861.47 KB, 1242x1583, FCEB3831-CEBF-4112-B5B0-CEDB09…)

I think about her a lot

No. 1465582

File: 1673067994849.png (122.84 KB, 712x308, SEXY AND MASCULINE.png)

No. 1465597

File: 1673070111896.jpg (322.32 KB, 919x1844, creep.jpg)

No. 1465669

I'm audibly laughing right now, holy hell. Based nona

No. 1465670

this is fucking brilliant, I've never encountered a troon in the bathroom but if it ever happens I'm going to do this

No. 1465890

File: 1673104487061.jpg (329.1 KB, 1080x1810, faggot.jpg)

No. 1465893

She is so based, I hate how she was banned for that

No. 1465898

>stop posting unfunny caps edition
Maybe users on this site just aren't that funny

No. 1466368

I'm happy to have starred in this thread with these stupid ass posts I made kek. I hope I made at least one nonna smile or laugh out there

No. 1466369

Samefag, an update for the faggot cat: I asked him if he's gay and he's ignoring me now so I think I have my answer.

No. 1466408

File: 1673137288632.jpg (76.44 KB, 883x350, Screenshot_20230108-003909_Sam…)

No. 1466556

lmao fuck

No. 1466577

cringe, don't link your posts together it ruins the spirit of anonymity

No. 1466582

File: 1673161404203.jpg (35.36 KB, 726x352, 09089807.JPG)

No. 1466614

Ew anon better let him hit if from the back he’s disgusting facially

No. 1466624

Struggling to imagine how that would work if he has no legs. Aaand I’ve just now imagined it. Envying people without a minds eye rn

No. 1466628

Just pin him against the wall and bounce backwards

No. 1466641

Imagining nailing a scrote to the wall by hammering iron nails through his palms so I can throw my ass in a circle over his penis

No. 1466646

File: 1673171718475.jpg (97.89 KB, 1817x328, fiudoisfy.jpg)

the fujo thread is hilarious this is something you'd expect a cow to write about farmers

No. 1466648

this isnt funny, pakichan

No. 1466656

Ironic (who is moid-obsessed?) but not funny.
Post in the fujo cringe instead.

No. 1466661

I like how she doesn't deny they're ugly

No. 1466675

>thinks caring about appearance is a bad thing
>is addicted to watching dudes assfuck but calls other moid obsessed
Kek. Reminds me of my fujo friend that didn't shower and had violent meltdowns whenever a dude showed interest in another girl even though she claimed she wasn't attracted to men.

No. 1466799

thanks for being miserable

No. 1466801

She's right though

No. 1466818

they're just harmless funny posts, it's not like she's a pakichan-tier sperg

No. 1466895

they're just jokes, I'm not seeing the problem, it's not like there is personal information attached to any of them?

No. 1467018

File: 1673193541978.jpeg (826.46 KB, 2061x2990, 6CD14A93-E65F-410F-9485-5630C8…)

No. 1467056

File: 1673195829631.jpg (739.4 KB, 1561x1080, Collage.jpg)

No. 1467063

Is that not Aaron Taylor-Johnson?

No. 1467127

whoever this is doesn't look like any of that. aside from the coke zero and cheese fries. that one is spot on.

No. 1467194

Dunno, I can kinda see the lycanthrope one too.

No. 1467220

File: 1673206979791.png (825.85 KB, 1080x1330, lol.png)

No. 1467245

>throw my ass in a circle over his penis
nonnies not being versed in amputee porn I can get, but you don't throw your ass

No. 1467329

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No. 1467707

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No. 1467708

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No. 1468052

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The last post on lc before shaymin caused this current mess

No. 1468064

what makes this even funnier is the fact she said she's quitting because she can't deal with the autism

No. 1469032

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No. 1469043

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No. 1469274

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Technically from crystalcafe, but from the bunker threads

No. 1469278

this is more sad than funny tbh

No. 1469465

the second one gives me the creeps, even from the picrew you can tell he's an asshole

No. 1469504

Not from the bunker thread, it's from cc's picrew thread (https://crystal.cafe/img/res/15182.html#19016). I think only bunker caps should be posted, otherwise it's just cc's own caps at this point

No. 1469559

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this is about Anya Taylor Joy.

No. 1469567

whats funny about this? She's calling her extremely pretty, I don't get it

No. 1469571

You're so urethral nonnie

No. 1469572

kek nonna amazing if this is sarcasm

No. 1469575

most intelligent celebricows posters

No. 1469664

oh god i hate this type of humor, i can just tell she's one of those people who grew up on tumblr "LISTEN UP FUCKMUNCHKINS" posts and thinks it was the peak of humor

No. 1469667

these look way better than the sameface in-game designs

No. 1469668

get glasses

No. 1469677

they're literally recolors of the same character with tits slapped onto the female ones

No. 1469689

good, they are supposed to look pretty so i can husbando them

No. 1469691

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