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No. 661346

Those moments that keep you up at 2am just asking yourself dear god why

No. 661376

ok so I had a crush on a boy across the street and he wouldn’t come out of his house to play with me one day so I grabbed a pan and a wooden spoon and started banging on the frying pan screaming his name right in the middle of the street and all of our neighbors came just looking at me?? but he did not lmaooo. I got in so much trouble and my mom was literally just beyond embarrassed.. Can u say desperate??? I think I was 8. I still wonder why I didn’t just go knock on his door to play like a normal child

No. 661377

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Masturbated, from age 6 until I got my own room, on the top bunk bed while my little sister slept below. It used to help me get to sleep so I did it silently. Sometimes I felt really guilty and wondered why I had no self control

Hope she never knew :(

No. 661382

Did you guys have one of those big teddy bears and did you ride their faces. Me neither.

No. 661390

Because I was smart kid, teachers would sit me next to the kids with learning difficulties so I would 'help them' aka 'be a teaching assistant'.
I was sat on this table with 2 boys, the one next to me had anger issues, one across had multiple issues, not sure what exactly.
They hated each other but didn't mind me.
For some reason, what I would do is kick the guy across really hard and he would think the other guy did it.
This turned into full blown fights.
They'd always accuse each other of kicking one another and they'd be full on screaming 'no I didn't!'.
And of course no one expected me since I was as quiet as could be.
I think I was 7?
Is it bad that I still find it kind of funny…

No. 661395

I remember having a one on one conversation with my teacher when I was 8 and I was looking at the wall a foot away from her head bc I thought it looked like I was making eye contact with her.

No. 661399

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I have A LOT of things that keep me up at nigh when I remember them, for example:

When I was in elementary school, my dad gave me a Nokia phone, it couldn't do much but it managed to save videos. I used that video thing to save cartoon episodes and YouTube videos I liked but had no idea how to save.

I was really into Sonic the hedgehog, so I saved a lot of AMVs and such on my phone. One day, I found a yaoi video between Sonic and Shadow, I liked the song and the pictures looked really nice, so I saved the video. The issue here is that on the next day I showed the video to my classmates, both male and female, I went with them and showed 3 whole minutes of sonic yaoi, and they didn't even care, some of them really loved it in fact.

I legit went around my class, showing a video of homo-erotic furry stuff, and we all enjoyed it.

That thought still hunts me to this day, mostly because I am sure they still remember the whole thing and will remember me for that.

No. 661409

I remember when I first discovered people make out. I was in first grade and had a crush on this guy because he also liked Pokemon. I tried "practicing" making out by wrapping myself in a blanket alone in a room in my grandparents house for like four hours slobbering all over a section of this blanket.

No. 661419

I drew naked women I saw in my mom's cosmopolitan magazine and my parents got mad at me and accused me of being a lesbian (this was in the early 2000s)

No. 661420

>>661409
Oh anon, I love you.

No. 661424

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>>661390
based, pinkpilled etc., those scrotes had it coming

No. 661554

I was probably six when I did this. I was messing around by myself on my bike in front of our house. It's like 5pm, golden hour is upon us. I decide to start singing. I realize I can harmonize my own voice and it sounds hilarious, like a seal. I keep making this loud ass sound for like two whole minutes and then I hear the window to our living room open up. My mom peeks out the window and goes, "Anon, shut the hell up and come inside!"

No. 661560

>>661390
Fucking based. That sounds hilarious. Don't feel bad about it, just imagine the shitty things they've probably done by this point.

No. 661568

>>661382
Not exactly, but when I was 9 I had this unicorn plushie that I would like suck the tail and pretend it was a dick wtf.

No. 661570

How many of these shit ass threads are you gonna make? It’s starting to look like crystal.cafe around here

No. 661575

I'd record porny audio recordings of myself onto my nokia phone and listen back to them when i was by myself (because I didn't know you could masturbate as a girl yet). That phone with about 1 mb of a young child trying to imitate what her idea of sex sounded like got pickpocketed. I was so distressed when I couldn't find the phone in my nannys bag that first time. She tried to calm me down, but I couldn't explain to her how much of an embarrassing surprise the guy who stole my phone would get.
I was 7 max, i think.

No. 661580

>>661570
>implying /ot/ wasn't already shit before these threads started being made

No. 661592

>>661570
I agree. Can we just make a collective "Your childhood sucked" thread and stop coming up with these half-assed thread ideas?

No. 661605

>>661592
>>661570
>Were you molested?
>Do you gape your ass?
>Have you killed a man?
At best attentionseeking at worst robot fetish

No. 661611

>>661592
agreed. the anon that's behind all these threads is annoying and redundant af. she posted in vents or sth the other day saying that people are ridiculous for tinfoiling that her dumb ass tragedy porn threads were inciting factors in the ot shutdown.

No. 661795

As a child, I had an extreme aversion to the sound of public toilets flushing so I always took it upon myself to piss in any available trash can I saw (ofc in a closed room) until I was fucking 13.

No. 661799

>>661605
Right, I’m disgusted with how many anons are willingly giving them fap material.

No. 661903

>>661570
I don't get what's wrong with them

No. 661932

In grade school, we had an assignment to write a newspaper article based on a real event.
I was 10 and retarded, and thought that anything posted to the creepypasta wiki was real because it had wiki in the name. Mine ended up being about the Alice Killings.
Obviously I included details of all the 'murders' because I wanted to weird out / impress all my 10 year old peers. I only had the faintest clue of what Vocaloid was so when I found out there was a song I said it was a charity single released by famous Japanese popstar Hatsune Miku to help the families of the victims. I didn't even listen to it, I thought he was a real person (and also a dude).
The whole class' articles got printed out and handed round the class at reading time. I pray it has been long since destroyed, kek.

No. 661934

>>661932
anon wtf i love you

No. 661939

>>661934
I love you too anon!

No. 662022

>>661390
That is hilarious and genius, anon.

No. 2067067

The fanfiction I wrote about Disney channel alums Emily Osment and Vanessa Hudgens wandering into a spooky house on Halloween night. I rather vividly described at least by elementary school standards how Vanessa's character was hung and then decapitated by a furious poltergeist, which Emily later seeks vengeance for. I don't remember the entire plot and I lost the copy, but what I do remember is that I accessorized the pages with emphasis text, changes in font color and font, complete with a tacky and badly photoshopped cover. I was so proud of it, and I'm pretty sure my teacher wanted to send me to psychotherapy for it. I might have started reading a lot of Edgar Allen Poe or too many Scary Stories to Tell in the dark

No. 2067085

I drew shitty porn of Ash and Misty from Pokemon on my Nintendo DS when I was like 8. I never saved it, thank god I wasn't that retarded.

No. 2067094

The first time i learned about death was when my fave singer at the time, Aaliyah died in a plane crash then a couple weeks later 9/11 happened. Around that time my cousin came over to gloat to my mom (she was rich we were poor) that she and her kids were going to Disney World and mentioned a plane. My 7 year old self was like "i hope it doesnt crash" She looked at me with so much hatred in her eyes LMAO. And i doubled down and said "what Aaliyah died riding a plane i hope you arent next" my mom told me to go inside lol. Honestly used to make me cringe because that cousin never liked me after that. But now i feel proud because it took me until adulthood to realize she only talked to my mom to look down on her.

No. 2067097

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I really loved Stitch when i was like 7 and i liked to pretend i'm Stitch. Me and my best friend were always playing pretend to be different movie characters and one time we were hanging out.. she brought a different girl with her. I didn't know her that much and i didn't like her at all because she was like..dominant and my friend listened her like a dog almost. The girl wanted to play pretend that we are the witches from Charmed. Fuck Charmed! That show wasn't for kids and i thought it was really boring. I don't want to pretend i'm some adult lady! So i was Stitch, spoke in stitch language and the girl was like: "What's wrong with you?" I took my tiny bike and rode home yelling some Stitch insults LOL

No. 2067111

Read the thread title and was like "I don't remember" then something hit me…
I wasn't a kid per se, I was 16-17, and new to metal music. I really liked the screaming and growling the do, and went and learned it a bit, and was so obsessed that I decided to make a physics project presentation about the human voice and the science of the larynx and vocals, but sneaked in voice categories and metal screaming because I am retarded and my physics teacher was nice enough to let me do it. Then she asked me to perform a song to demonstrate it, so I went and learned a song that has both screaming and singing because I'm such a showoff I guess. Then decided to rehearse it in front of my class after we finished a classand still had time, the teacher let me to do it because she was curious about the topic I picked. Then I did my performance and everyone was just so speechless. I'm still embarrassed about it it to this day. But there was one girl who actually got curious about it and asked me how could she learn to do it, too. KEK. I hope the teachers there don't remember me as the girl who screamed her guts out in class. Something happened and the physics project got canceled anyways so I got saved from embarrassing myself in front of the whole school and some important people who would've visited at the time.

No. 2067339

I was at six flags and I was around 9 years old and I was about to go in a roller coaster, so we were sitting in the roller coaster and I started being really really scared cause I hated roller coasters and so while the people were checking everyone’s seatbelts I decided to get out, but then I was fucking embarrassed because I didn’t want to seem like a scaredy cat crybaby so I wanted to get out in like a cool non-cringey way so my method of doing that was… getting out of the cart then putting my hands in the air like a magician and saying “tah dahh” like girl wut why did u think that would be less cringey than just getting out and not saying anything

No. 2067690

>be me, 9 years old
>at church Halloween function with mom and my friend, and her mother
>friend's family is very sad because her 7 year old brother has had cancer for the past year and it's not looking good
>listen to friend's mom tell my mom that her son got a Make a Wish (which I didn't know they only did for kids on the brink of death) and he asked for a pool
>by now im wanting to relieve the tension, feeling sad and not knowing how to help with such a dark topic
>blurt out the first joke that comes into my head to lighten the mood
>WOW, HE GOT A POOL? I WISH I COULD GET CANCER SO I COULD GET A FREE POOL
>immediately clap my hands over my mouth as I'm filled with the horror and shame
>apologize to friend's mom over and over as she insists its okay
>spend the rest of the evening thinking God is going to strike me down
>still never forgot the looks of shock on our moms faces
I will cringe at this until I die

No. 2067692

>>2067094
LMFAO nona that’s so funny

No. 2067723

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I cringe for this, but I'm glad it happened, because my teacher pretty much changed the trajectory of my life for the better
>doing a slideshow presentation in middle school in tech class to learn about using powerpoint tools
>topic: disabilities and disorders, educational slideshow
>some kids get things like "the flu" or "cancer"
>one girl gets assigned a disease that is "hidden" (not expressed on the body)
The girl asks "hey teacher, how would I go about showing a picture of this hidden disease or demonstrating what it looks like on a person?"
>my dumb ass LOVES mind of mencia, think its the funniest shit on the planet
ME: "Hey, Becky!" (that was her name) "Why don't you just have a picture of someone going DEE DEE DEE!"
>does the dee dee dee move, picrel
>ENTIRE CLASS SILENT
>teacher looks at me and goes "oh really, anon? What's so funny about that? Do you know what he means when he says that? That he's making fun of people with disabilities? That's what you think is funny?"
>class immediately went back to work on their projects
>I stood there, silent, ashamed, and my face was burning
BUT if my teacher didn't do that, I don't think I would have developed any empathy at that point.

No. 2067729

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samefag, I have another one, but it is so fucking cringe and I am still ashamed
>had to go to daycare at 10 or 11 y/o
>time for kids to get picked up by parents
>I'm sitting in the back of the room drawing PIV sex on a handheld whiteboard
>random annoying kid asks what I'm drawing, sees it, GASPS
>"I'm going to tell Mrs. so and so"
I don't know how I did this, but I literally interrupted him every time he tried to get the daycare worker. I would make a noise or go shhhh or say "no" when he started to talk, and I kept it up until his mom picked him up. He gave up once he was out the door. IDK what happened after, but I was never confronted by this… so I imagine he didn't snitch after all, or nobody really cared.

No. 2067755

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>gave a presentation about muh sex work first year of uni completed with cutesy infographics and memes
I was so fucking smug and galaxybrained about it I want to kill myself. At least I mostly talked about decriminalization and labor rights rather than how heckin empowering it is.

No. 2067760

>>2067755
Just realized thread says as a kid but I was a very retarded 18 y/o kid.

No. 2067920

>Be me age 6 in grade school
>Saw on a cartoon a character biting the pencil when she was nervous
>Wow I'm nervous all the time!!! I guess you're supposed to bite on pencils when you're nervous?
>Start chewing on my pencil until all the paint is off and it's full of teeth marks.
>Next day at school my teacher is by my desk and she asks anyone if they have a pencil quickly
>Sure I have mine!
>I hold out my chewed-up disgusting pencil.
>She gives me the dirtiest look and visibly recoils and I instantly feel so deeply ashamed
>She doesn't touch the pencil and asks someone else.
I never bit pencils again after that.

No. 2067962

>be me in 3rd grade
>volunteer to bring a movie for movie day
>ask dad to buy me the newest ice age movie
>he buys it from some guy selling bootleg cds at the traffic light intersection
>movie turns out to be an older ice age movie and was being recorded from a tv
>can hear random shouting in the background
>at one point his kids stand in front of the tv and he tells them to move out of the way
>halfway through it just cuts to black
>class gets angry at me
I cried in the bathroom after school lol

No. 2067991

I remember this one time when I was 11 my friends mom asked me a question and I didn’t hear what she said so instead of just asking her to repeat herself I just started sperging out and was like
>oh! uh, let me check! i’m not sure yet!
and she just looked at me like I spat in her face

No. 2068047

>>2067962
>>661932
Bro these made me laugh so much thanks nonnas

No. 2068325

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My young weeb years were pure cancer
>Be 12-13 in middle school
>In my prime weeb phase and also angsty as fuck cuz bullied
>This is 2005, anime is still niche
>Elfen Lied is big
>Edge factor draws me in
>Make myself some diclonius horns out of sculpey and wear them to school on spirit day and wrap my arms with medical gauze
>Some kid thinks they're pig ears, makes fun of me
>Get period around this time
>Love the bloody imagery of the anime
>Decide it'd be cool to smear period blood on bathroom walls and write I AM NOTHING like in that one Linkin Park video for extra angst, while fantasizing that I killed a bunch of my classmates
>Family is disgusted of course and thinks I need serious mental help

Other stories:
>Bring chopsticks to school even though I can't use them
>Yell "HAII" when I raise my hand when I know any answer
>Say "Gomen nasai" to my teacher one day before leaving because she was mad at the class for some reason
>Be in math class
>Assignment is to come up with a business idea for a store front
>You know where this is going
>Talk about how I'm gonna have a totally epic anime and Japan themed store
>Sperg out about it to my uninterested classmates
>Pretty sure I brought some items for the class to show off too
>Bring one of my fucking anime song mix CDs and make teacher play it while we do our work
>Salva Nos from Noir begins to play
>I get embarrassed because it's a weird song
>Of all the times to have shame, it was then, and not anything else I did leading up to that
>Anxiously ask teacher to skip the song
>Tells me I'm being disruptive and that nobody cares

No. 2068394

>>2067920
KEKK thats so fucking nasty nonny I bet youu had paint chips stuck in your teeth

No. 2068403

>>2068394
Yeah I think all the paint I swallowed might have made my autism worse but I can never be sure

No. 2068415

>>2068325
You made me so glad I didn't go through my weeb phase until college, poor nonny brutal read

No. 2068419

>>2068325
I remember a girl in my middle school doing all of this, and if you were 12-13 in 2005, we're the same age
I wonder if you were just a standard child-archetype I didn't know about, or if you and I went to the same school
either way, don't feel bad, you were at least having a better time than everyone else was

No. 2068466

>>2068419
Fuck if we did that'd be amazingly freaky but I apologize you had to cross paths with me if so. I didn't really know of many weeb girls that existed at that time. I think maybe 3 including myself? But I didn't meet them until a few years later. Then all the sped kids really liked Naruto but I wasn't into that

No. 2069359

when my parents got divorced i cut off my eyelashes

No. 2069369

>>2069359
I made fun of a girl on gaiaonline for doing this now I'm self cringing

No. 2069371

>>2068325
i remember this linkin park vid kek. I thought it was so deep back then

No. 2069600

>>2068325
>Make myself some diclonius horns out of sculpey and wear them to school on spirit day and wrap my arms with medical gauze
>Some kid thinks they're pig ears, makes fun of me
This part is killing me. Elfen Lied was also a big part of my childhood cringe.

No. 2069618

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I pretended to be a guy online. It was around 2001-ish. I was on AIM and Yahoo chat mostly. I made a group chat with a few people from chicago and Cali. We had good times. I dont know why I thought I'd get taken more seriously as a dude even though I was really good friends with this one girl (I am still friends with her to this day) but things got serious with another guy who was gay. he told me his stories about being bullied for being gay and confined in me.

Yahoo then introduced voice chat and I told them my mic was broken. Guy later confessed feelings for me and I told him I wasnt interested. My guy alias vanished from the group chat and I came in as the guy's sister. It was the epitome of cringe. Even writing this out right now, it was seriously wtf. My friend from the chat never told the gay dude about my fake male alias. She's a girls girl. I am in my 30s now. It was such a weird time

No. 2069622

>>2069600
Elfen Lied was such a huge part of the weebs from the early 2000s. I miss it in a way. I definitely wore my Naruto headband to school and they had to ban them because they thought it was gang activity.

No. 2069715

>>2068325
this was hard to read but also brought back fond memories anon. we would have been good friends i think. i used to bring my box set of elfen lied to school and forced all the boys to watch it in computer class

No. 2069826

Speaking of Elfen Lied cringe, a friend of mine and me tried to convince this boy in our class to watch it because "It has naked women in it, you'll like it!" at top volume…


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