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No. 851293

If you were to become the president of your country tomorrow, what would your first official act be? And how would you enforce it?

No. 851294

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1.Make being male illegal

No. 851300

>>851293
Massive fines for people who litter and leave abandoned cars, boats etc in random places. Clean up your fucking shit.

No. 851304

>reinforcement and protection of the national healthcare system and social services
>de-privatisation of our public transportation
>fire all the old crusty lords and instead get leading academics to design the best way to replace them with experts in specific fields
>stronger labor laws that won't allow outsourcing and 0 hour contacts to bleed our workforce dry without contributing to their pensions or living costs

I don't want to be in charge, I just want smart people to be in charge for once

No. 851305

replace the military with a team of diplomats

No. 851307

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> implement the nordic model
> pimps caught get life in prison or public execution
> johns who get caught get 5 years
> women killing their rapist at most get 1 year in prison and 1 year doing public service
> tax the 1%, if they refuse they’ll be forced to go on live television and fight other 1%ers, the loser has all of their money taken away, the winner has has all of their money taken away except for $100
> universal basic income of $200 monthly
this and what >>851304 says

No. 851346

Almost everything other anons have said. I'd also raise wages for nurses, teachers and other jobs that serve the public where the pay is shitty and respect even shittier

No. 851349

Good points raised by ladies here. If I were president, one of the first thinfs I would do is create affording housing for all and tax the shit out of landlords and developers who create shitty condos that won't last ten years. Probably easier if I nationalized the real estate industry.

No. 851359

I'd put heavy restrictions on owning real estate you don't use. Many cities in my country are becoming unpayable for normal people who have average jobs like teachers because rich people are buying up houses as investments. Also in general young people have nowhere to go.

There's undoubtly more but that came first to mind because I'm in the position of trying to find housing rn and can't.

No. 851368

Kill troons
Free abortion for everyone
More art

No. 851370

Presidents in my country cannot do shit besides rubber stamping or vetoing whatever the government hands them.

Therefore, I would troll those parliament retards all the time.

No. 851412

>Better healthcare
>Raise wages for true essential workers such as teachers, nurses, minimum wage workers
>Invest and make public transportation better
>Better access for PWD's and elders
>Free education for those enrolling in State/Public Colleges. Also free daycare/preschool.
>Public housing for squatters
>Build lots of women and children's public shelter
>Have more outdoor recreational areas where wifi is free
>Better reproductive health rights especially for women.
>Each city will have its own urban garden
>Pass gay marriage law
>Give back the stolen lands of indigenous people and appoint one as head of protecting the environment
>Reinforce the seperation of state and church. If the church keeps butting in to the point of spreading misinformation they will be taxed heavily.
>Tax the 1%. If they don't want to pay the state will legally have to confiscate all of their assests
>Bar any politician over the age of 60 from running for any position.

What's the fucking point anyway. They're gonna die soon. They'll be deranged with their shit ideologies, especially older men who think they're still top shit.

>Women who kill their abusers will only commit to 1 yr of public service

>Drug addicts will go under rehab and the drug dealers will under go training to help them find other jobs. Meanwhile drug lords will be executed and have their money taken by the state to help fund rehabilitation centers
>Better child protection services
>Police recruits going under much better training that includes a deep psychological evaluation and a better grasp of humanities
>Sexpats and pedophiles who are convicted will be publicly hanged
>Men who rape/abuse/impreginate and leave their partners will be forced to work as slaves
>Adult males over the age of 60 will be given vasectomies

Then I'll pull a caesar move and name myself president of the country forever until someone from the senate stabs me.

No. 851420

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>all men who are below 172 cm and/or have chicken legs will be purged
>the remaining men must dress like picrel

No. 851426

>>851420
ugh yes

No. 851427

>get rid of hereditary lords, stop bishops from automatically becoming lords, allow women to be lords equally as men, limit the amount of lords the PM can choose, make it so that lords don't get the job for life (the British system is archaic. Also, a lords' is a person that reads over the laws the MPs make)
>get rid of the monarchy from politics entirely. They should be demoted to British mascot characters

No. 851428

I will be the first anarchist president there just to fuck everything up.
Reduce government power; end taxes and interest rates, remove federal minimum wage, end wars, end corporate ties to businesses, end welfare eligibility from the upper and middle class.
Focus more on letting it be possible for a household and individual to survive on one source of income so they can focus on enjoying themselves.
My government will hate me and I'll probably get put on a hit list.

No. 851429

>>851428
sounds sick

No. 851433

>>851420
>>851426

i might be an asshole for this but make it 180 we need to get rid of all manlets

No. 851437

>>851420
Add state mandated exercise and you've got my vote. Don't want nothing but beanpoles right?

No. 851441

>>851293
Male genocide. Preserve a few "high quality" XYers for reproduction reasons.

No. 851442

>Execute all violent offenders, crooked drs, and ugly men
>Vasectomies as soon as they hit puberty
>Automate most shit (we have the tech)
>Basic income, free healthcare and school
>No more 1% I steal all their moni to make world happy and pollution free

No. 851489

>>851412
God I wish you were my president

No. 851535

raping gets you death

No. 851538

>>851307
>punishment for killing rapists at all
bye

No. 851577

>>851293
I'm a burger so these are all for Murica

Regarding Public Health
>Put large tax on unhealthy foods.
>Tight restrictions on how much sugar is allowed in beverages and candies.
>Make full sugar soda an 18+ beverage.
>Letting your child become obese is now considered child abuse.
>More rigorous P.E. programs in the US for able-bodied students. (no more lazy jumping jacks and 20 minute miles)
>Require convenience stores to stock a specified amount of healthy, affordable foods.
>Calorie count laws become federal, not just California and New York (food establishments are required to display calorie amounts on menus nationwide, failure to comply results in fines)
>Health insurance benefits for non-smokers, vaccinated persons, etc.


Other:
>Rehabilitation over punishment for prisoners
>Solitary confinement no longer legal
>100% of porn is behind a paywall. Impossible to find porn on the internet unless you are an adult using a credit card (this is to protect children from pornography)
>Must be 16 or older to use any social media
>No more tax exemption for churches, unless they are providing certain free services such as day care, food banking or otherwise meeting certain charitable requirements.
>Complete reset on the foster system. Shit is fucked.


Environment:
>Copy-paste green new deal
>Limit how many flights one person is allowed per year, especially regarding private flights

I got tired of writing but there is a lot more of course.

No. 851585

Domestic violence gets you in therapy and prison, social workers get more staff and money, men can and will be hunt for sport, no troon treatments for underage people. Free menstrual products for those who actually menstruate, more women's only shelters and spaces, men will be fined or face jail time for trying to get in.

No. 851599

I would make all of my middle school bullies the court jesters.
+ mandatory chemical castration for all ugly scrotes

No. 851603

Take away all of the wealth of the male billionaires that everyone dislikes and then put them into work camps so they get to experience for once what working and worrying about your future really means. Then use that money to overhaul the schooling system and also everyone gets a pool

No. 851616

Ban fart can mufflers. Owners and makers of shitty loud ass mufflers will immediately be put to death. This will make society a UTOPIA.

No. 851619

>>851577
Not a burgerfag, but isn't the obesity crisis in children a result of families not being able to afford healthy groceries and now having to resort to fast food to feed themselves? Tax on junk food is a bad idea unless you plan to somehow lower the price of normal healthy people food

No. 851629

For burgerland

>Increase federal minimum wage to $10/hour, but all counties must scale up their local minimum with the cost of living in that area

>Universal healthcare
>Universal childcare
>Public housing
>Abortions are legal under all circumstances
>Nordic model
>small sentences for crimes such as drug dealing, men who commit sexual assault can get fucked
>Put caps on the amount of money CEOs and execs can earn
>Max amount of money/assets any individual can own in $10 million, anything more than that will be immediately seized
>Tax the shit out of any person/company with more than 3 pieces of vacant real estate so no one can horde it
>Restructure cities to reduce the need for cars/commuting, implement more public transportation

No. 851631

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I would immediately become a tyrant dictator.
>televised injections for all pimps, traffickers, pedos, rapists, male batterers, male murderers. Even ones that have been released
>literally that Black Mirror social rating database for yelp-ing scrotes
>prohibit religious teaching from children under the age of 17
>schools will offer self-defense, weapon training to girls and women
>redistribute at least 50% of the 1% wealth
>fine environmentally destructive industries into the fucking ground
>fundings for environmental science, sustainable agriculture, limited human genetic engineering
>reform child protective service, foster homes, adoption practices
>ugly, retarded, criminal-record-having scrotes get sterilized and branded
>twitter trannies exiled to remote island

No. 851632

>>851420
I approve but I'd loosen them a bit so not to cut off bloodflow to vital areas. In fact, scrap the shorts, just loincloths.

No. 851648

drop the pedos and rapists out of a helicopter

No. 851649

>>851420
>specifying my exact height as the cut off
Nice, I'd vote for you

No. 851654

>become dictator
>every cute male with glasses over 18 becomes my slave
>get into war with other countries and take away their cute boys with glasses as a reward
>give trannies melee weapons and put them to fight like in the hunger games, this will become national sport
>proceed to enjoy chaos from my 4 trillion dollar mansion alongside my harem of cute boys with glasses

No. 851660

I would probably kick all the blacks and Mexicans out first and then start a war with Israel.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 851677

>implement free healthcare immediately
>hunting down johns and rapists is legal and comes with a hefty reward
I'll think of something else.

No. 851679

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No. 851682

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>>851679
Seethe, balls

No. 851683

>>851682
Was more directed at the transphobes and the big brains who want to outright kill pedos than women, but go off I guess

No. 851684

>>851683
>transphobe
>pedo sympathizer
Locate the nearest noose faggot

No. 851687

>>851684
You do realize we've been killing pedos for millenia to no avail right? Sorry you are so mad tho, jeez

No. 851688

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>>851683
Ohhh noooo won't somebody think of the trannies and pedos whatever would we do without them aside from be significantly safer with more rights

No. 851690

>>851687
So clearly not enough. They should be publicly executed. Be afraid, pedo.

No. 851693

>>851683
go back

No. 851698

>>851690
Smooth brain

>>851691

I meant I was more triggered by the pedo comments than anything concerning women's issues.

No. 851703

>>851698
are you a retard?

No. 851704

>>851703
Are you upset?

No. 851706

>>851683
>muh twansphobia
>muh pedo rights
Go back to Twitter

No. 851709

Serious question. If you're going to implement all these changes, how do you pay for it?

No. 851710

>>851709
IMO I'd cut off the salaries of the senate and even the president's salary. These people get too much money for doing nothing that's actually helping lol.

And then tax the 1%. Also, I'm not from burgerland but we have an illegal chinese online gambling industry that the government refuses to tax for some fucking reason. They make millions off of chinese gambling addiction I'd tax the fuck out of them

No. 851715

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Give all politicians the minimum wage, with no bonus or subsidies (travel, food, whatever) allowed, and no accumulation of functions.

I was thinking about this, because giving the minimun salary for this kind of job makes it that so only people with money behind could afford to pursue it. But then again only rich people with trust funds go to politics so it would be the same. At least the expenses with those parasites would drop like a rock.

No. 851722

>>851683
trans """women""" are pedos, smartass

No. 851727

>>851654
based. and i would make all the cute men wear the clothing i want and dance for me

No. 851744

first act would probably be get me out of there, no clue what i'm doing. what i would like to do is end political lobbying and beef up the IRS to tax the shit out of the 0.1% and consider a negative income tax.

>>851437
no, nonny, you need to ration some beanpoles for the anons into them!

No. 851758

>>851619
The tax would bring it to a level where it would cost the same or more for junk food.

No. 851763

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>>851727
For me, it would be suits and cute school uniforms
I am charmed by the good heart of the nonnies. I just want to be cruel dictator that inflicts pain upon their subordinates, just like a real politician.

No. 851867

>>851420
You have my vote too. Clearly not enough of this in modern politics.

No. 851896

Nuke everything and make sure the first ICBM drops directly on me

No. 851918

Change the country's name to Cwcville.

No. 851930

Death penalty for pedophiles and people who commit infidelity. No trans rights. Nuke Los Angeles and England.

No. 851933

>>851930
Leave terf island alone.

No. 851958

Castration of pedophiles is a must. Murder should have minimum 10 years of incarceration (I read cases where someone was killed and the perpetrator got a ridiculously short penalty, 2 years or something. Unbelievable.). Except for people who kill their abusers, they cannot be sentenced. Politicians' wage should be dramatically lowered and there should be a law that forbids them from granting their family members positions. Children from difficult or abusive backgrounds should live in boarding schools and only see their parents weekly to escape their negative influence. They should also be granted free mental healthcare

No. 851964

>>851930
we should get rid of Santa Barbara as well

No. 851968

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>>851683
>implying being transphobic and wanting to kill pedos is bad

No. 851973

Two words: Homicide Vouchers. Good for one (1) homicide. The catch is that you must present before a court to see whether your killing was justifiable. If you didn't kill someone for a good enough reason you'll still be prosecuted at the fullest extent of the law. This measure is to encourage people to take a stand against pedos, abusers, anyone who has managed to escape consequences for their actions in the justice system due to "lack of evidence" or police/judicial negligence. You will be responsible for compiling evidence bolstering your decision to murder said individual.

No. 851981

give everyone a death note.

No. 851986

1. Neutralise, euthanise, exterminate all men including TiMs and harvest and preserve the sperm of the most desirable males sporting the finest, strongest genetics. Men were a mistake.

How would I go about doing this? Same way Hitler did with the Jews. Except, unlike the Jews, men actually deserve it.

No. 851987

>>851973
Anon this would make a hell of a novel. Like, for real. I would love to read a story like this

No. 851994

>>851987
isn't it a plot of a comic series 100 bullets? I've never read it though

No. 852008

Implement robos that will do all of the work for us so we can wake up and do whatever the fuck we want and dont have to worry about the future or earning money ever again.

No. 852011

I want a gladiator system or hunger games where we let male criminals fight against each other. The victims of the criminals can choose the "obstacles" in the arena.

No. 852027

>>851933
We can evacuate all the TERFs first. The rest must perish, it is for the greater good.

No. 852029

>>852027
But they must be sent to Australia, despite being TERFs they are still british and can not live in polite society with humans.

No. 852041

>>852029
Go back

No. 852058

>>852029
First order would be to imprison this retard

No. 852068

>>852058
>>852041
Anglos detected. Do you even have a loicense to use this website?

No. 852121

>>852068
>Paki muslim grooming gangs abusing/raping British girls including hindu/sikh minority
Anglos sleep

>Ngubu didn't score

He is a nigger, I swear on me mum(polfaggot)

No. 852203

>>851441
and for hard/dangerous labor

No. 852209

>>851986
yes, this is the one. anonita you sound incredibly sexy

No. 852222

Leave important decisions up to citizen mass-voting and secretly discard all male votes.

No. 852257

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If I where president/leader I would focus entirely on entirely rewilding whatever country I’m president/leader of. I would (in no particular order)
>ban cars, motorbikes and planes (recycle them, import them elsewhere, literally anything as long as they’re gone)
>people have to revert back to carts and mules/horses/camels
>the weak will inevitably be killed by such a decision
>kill all violent and sexual offenders in prisons and everyone on the sex offenders register. Release prisoners in for petty crimes or drug dealing etc
>anyone who resists decision is killed as humanely and efficiently as possible, if they protest or riot they’re shot etc
>put all funding into nature conservation and cultivating a permaculture throughout the country including wild plants and game. >Ensure the ecosystem is intact in a way that predators and prey are balanced and everything has enough food to eat
>wild animals have more rights than people until they’re at the point where people are outnumbered by them and they can be hunted as game.
>cannibalism legal
>get rid of the hospitals and prisons
>no more mass, commercial agriculture, people have to find a way to get/farm/grow their own food or die (this is after conservation targets reached and lots of people dead)
>people encouraged to form small communities
>no more roads, just trees fucking everywhere. Get the fucking seagrass back too
>I expect it to look much the way it did 10,000 years ago before it all got fucked up
>last remaining humans alive will be free to farm on a small, personal scale or hunt/gather
>still have a small military base with guns that I can shoot intruders with, like when other counties come to threaten my leadership or exploit my rewilded country. >Also we can go from place to place ensuring nobody is being a rapist pedo in their small communities/families. If they are they’ll be killed etc
Tl;dr, mandatory return to monke

No. 852263

>burgerland

give everything back to the natives.

Everything. All the land. All the resources.

(hopegfully they make the use of gas an doil illegal so we can finally start using solar and wind)

No. 852269

>>852257
Cringe polish scrotoid with even cringier ideology. Rope already

No. 852301

>>852257 how daft

No. 852373

>>852257
Jesus, just ban import from pest countries like china and india and force all your industry to use more environmentally friendly options instead of being greedy soulless earth shitters. Maybe make some propaganda regarding it for some extra edge if you want to ecohitler that badly.

No. 852495

I would make Polyandry legal, polygyny will be illegal though

No. 852496


No. 852505

I would unironically abolish the internet as it currently is. The web should only be used for academic purposes or for communication between governments or scientists. Porn sickness and the radicalization of young men is literally ruining society. Growing up online is poisoning an entire generation and the fallout will be severe. The digital revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

No. 852509

>>852505
what about reverting it back to like 2005-2010ish? I think it was at its peak around then

No. 852518

Men under 25 who talk to women will be fined for their bad opinions

No. 852527

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>first official act
have some of the people i really hate shot

>how would i enforce it

with pleasure

No. 852546

Becomw universal ruler of the world.

>money printing machine goes BRRRRRR

>I give everyone enough money to live comfortably

>I ban prostitution


>I ban corporate capitalization of the market


>Psychology and mental health are one of the most important things


>Everyone must attend free therapy 2 times a week


>Even if everyone gets median wage people are still forced to work so society does not collapse. There is a mandatory number of hours of work everyone must do or they go to prison.


>because people don't worry about money and good mental health and self discovery is the main focus of my society people tend to discover their passion and do their job extremely well


>private property or owning a private business is not banned, you are just not allowed to capitalize the market



>make perfect society, everyone is happy and finds themselves

No. 852621

>>852269
>everyone I don’t like is a scrote
Rope already

No. 852622

>>852546
>hyperinflation goes BRRRR
You’re a moron who doesn’t know how money or the economy works

No. 852624

>>852373
Nope, I’d rather kill off half the population

No. 852625

Medicare covers dental. Ur all welcome.

No. 852627

we hunt billionaires for sport

No. 852630

>>851709
What
>>851710
said but not tax the 1%. Instead I'd start collecting shit from all the countries who ripped us off, especially China with all its copyright violations and blatant stealing of technology. If it escalated to a cold war, so be it. CCP wants to talk shit, they can get hit.

No. 852631

>>851964
NOOOOOOO Super-Rica Tacos are there!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

No. 852633

>>852630
maybe dont start a war with china? i have taobao orders that havent shipped yet

No. 852634

>>852263
>so we can finally start using solar and wind
As a Californian all I can say is "are you fucking kidding"

No. 852635

>>852627
U calling me british mf come fight me

No. 852698

>>852630
nta but I think anons in >>851709 was referring to what would you cut funds from to do the stuff they want to do, e.g. redirecting funds from the military to education

No. 852702

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>>852698
I really don't get why people think the military is this massive moneysink they can fund all sorts of social services with. It really pales in comparison to "mandatory spending", which grows every year. The way people behave, you'd think that the US spent 80% of their budget on defense and not 15-17%.

No. 852711

>>852622
Hyperinflation does not go "BRRRR" because in this hypothetical situation I rule the entire world and restructure the way the economy and society works from the base.

Prices don't go up simply because they are not allowed to. I dont allow them to. The reason we relate to money the way we do is because the market is completely unregulated and retarded companies and business owners do whatever they want, when they want and how they want. Money is nothing more than some printed paper and a concept created by us.

No. 852790

Death penalty for anyone that goes to parties in jail regardless of what reasons they got, also death penalty for whoever goes back to jail at least once, pedos and rapists are killed on sight, I prefer getting murdered after a day as a president for cleaning up the jails of my country, than living another day knowing that criminals are holding on more power than a whole ass government.
After that it would be nice to invest in the education of the people so they can think for themselves, no more indoctrination and a tougher grading system than whatever is going on right now, whoever can’t get their high school degree, regardless of it being public or private, might as well jump off a bridge because that would make them legally useless in the society I want for my country.
It would be nice to have lots of fines that are considered normal in functioning countries, like speeding fines or littering fines, of at least half of the minimum wage so everyone can learn their lesson, either litter or eat that month, bitch.
All of the slums will get cleaned up, anyone who has a weapon, drugs or both will get killed on sight.
Make weed explicitly illegal and whoever is in possession of it, unless it’s for obvious medical reasons, will go to jail for at least 4 years.
In case of neglect, the parents of the kids will go to jail and the kids will go to foster care, neglect also includes such things like a kid meeting strangers from the internet without a guardian.
If the kids (anyone under 18 years old) commit a crime the parents will also go to jail and serve the same amount of time as their child, both parties must learn from their mistakes.

No. 852884

>>852790
>Make weed explicitly illegal and whoever is in possession of it, unless it’s for obvious medical reasons, will go to jail for at least 4 years.

It's literally just a fucking plant, anon

No. 852973

>>852711
Money is a representation of wealth, dumbass. If money is worthless then surely people won’t find any use for it? Why not just get barter and trade back. You must be underaged.

No. 852974

>>852790
If I’m ever president/leader then you will be executed

No. 852989

>>852790
i hate you

No. 853001

>>852790
>PUNISH EVERYONE
All you'll be left with is extremely prude, distressed and anal people looking to snitch eachother at any chance. The dystopian black-white filter movie script almost writes itself.

No. 853021

>>852790
I think Singapore would be a really good for you! Enjoy.

No. 853025

>>853001
What? It’s not everyone, it’s just basically anyone who commits a crime and acts retarded in public, would you honestly expect anything from a repeat offender or a shit parent who won’t be hold accountable for what their kid has done? What about the people that are not respecting their time in jail by having huge quinceañeras and hiring prostitutes?
Sometimes a country needs harsh repercussions so their people can understand civilization.

No. 853027

>>852711
The hypothetical situation was if you became the president of your country.

Try again.

No. 853029

-Legalize all drugs
-Demolish the porn industry
-Impose the Nordic model irt prostitution
-Rapists and pedos get life in prison, and aren't afforded any cushy protected custody either.
-Wife/child beaters are put on a registry similar to the sex offender registry, their violent and abusive history should be easy to find for any future partners when (if) they get out of jail.
-Universal healthcare, subsidized childcare and college.
-Billionaires cannot exist because the economic system I will implement won't let anyone accrue that amount of wealth in the first place.
-No using cheap overseas labor from sweatshops and such. All industries must be localized again wherever this is possible.
-Cops carry tasers, not guns. Only special highly trained squads (SWAT, for example) have firearms.
-Citizens allowed to own certain guns as long as they pass a criminal background check and mental health check. No automatic weapons like AR-15s.
-Military funding severely limited. No more foreign interventionism or oil wars.
-Animal agriculture will be completely upended. No more factory farms. Americans will have to seriously cut back their meat consumption because it's destroying the environment and is inhumane.
-No more fossil fuels. Invest in clean energy.
-People are categorized based on sex,not gender identity. None of this trans nonsense will be entertained. They can do what they want to their bodies but they will use the facilities (especially irt prisons, locker rooms, and athletics) which correspond to their biological sex.
-Adoption will he made easier and more affordable, especially for older children in the foster system. Gay couples won't need to jump through hoops to have a family.
-No corporate surveillance allowed. Alexa goes in the trash where it belongs.
-NO FUCKING LOBBYING. Politicians are not allowed to take money from any industry in exchange for voting in their favor. No loopholes.

No. 853046

>>853029
AR’s are semiautomatic

No. 853058

>>853029
i'll move there when you become the president

No. 853104

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Return to monke or die

No. 853108

it will be illegal to drive slower than 10mph over the speed limit in the left lane, men must get a vasectomy as soon as biologically necessary which they can elect to reverse after marriage, every building built must be approved by boards to ensure all architecture is aesthetically pleasing and cohesive, no work on fridays

No. 853124

>>853104
chimps have borders. that's why they rip each other apart. even jane goodall couldn't deny that fact. blessed be her name.

No. 853131

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>>853029
>>852790
>quivers in pedo

No. 853138

>>853124
They don’t have boarders, they have territory.
We fight wars by flinging shit at each other.

No. 853446

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>>853029
I was like you once.

No. 853475

>>853029
you had me in the first half

No. 853612

>>853029
>No automatic weapons like AR-15s
Guess how I know you watch CNN, kek

No. 853922

I would have the ruling class purged. All of them removed and or put down. Not because I think it would help the country any- it would be a spite thing, that's all.

>>852263
man fuck the natives.

No. 853948

>>853922
I'd scalp this one anon first.

No. 854091

>>851709
Don’t bother. No one in this thread understands how money works let alone basic economics.

No. 854097

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No. 854102

>>854091
true but expand it to "most people don't understand" (not saying that's a good thing)

No. 854108

I would put more money on our public healthcare and make it illegal to call gen x and y boomers

No. 854160

>>854091
>>854102
I assume you're both including yourselves in these statements because you've offered criticism with zero solutions.

No. 854161

>>853021
Kek, I was going to say "sounds like Singapore"

No. 855536

>ITT people who don't know what a president is

No. 950827

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Because the dictator thread got locked:

Kill off all men until only 25% are left per ethnicity or country
Reword the laws so that men/moids/scrotes are only now known as defectives (seriously, they only have one whole chromosome; they only exsist because women exist. There are even studies that claim that homo sapiens only came to be through a female hominid)
Run propaganda that tells most women to prioritize their daughters and not have sons (because let's face it, as much as the radfems love to throw the "we don't need men to reproduce - we have enough sperm banks" excuse and even if nature give us the mercy of pulling a "Y: the Last Man" on us there will still be enough weak male-identified women left to try to rebirth the patriarchal systems rendering everything moot.)
Immediate death penalty to any moid that harms and/or rapes a woman or girl. Hell, I'd even shame the mother for giving birth to these scrotes (see above; how many times have you hear a mother of a rapist say that they've never saw this coming or that their son could never hurt a fly?)
Revamp "Womens history" (witch burnings, mass rapes, violations, etc.) so that future girls could never forget what moids have and can do to us if given any power.

No. 950832


No. 950838

>>950827
nonnie this is based and poetic

No. 950840

>>950827
the only problem I see with this is male victimization and how they're going to become victims and martyrs and everyone will go "aww poor men!! lets be nice to them" etc

No. 950841

If I could, all presidents, leaders, and politicians would be women.

No. 950859

>>950840
Welp, since I'd be dictator I would just lock those pick-mes and handmaiden together along with their beloved scrotes. We've all seen even on this website what "rewards" the shoeonheads and Lauren Southerns get pandering to males.
Yes, I realize this sounds cruel as all hell but to be honest with you I'm at a time and age in my life where not only am I tired of dealing with men but also the women that cater and therefore empower them.

No. 950868

>>950859
>lock those pick-mes and handmaiden together along with their beloved scrotes.
But anon that's exactly what they want, and then they'll claim to be "happy" because they'll be brainwashed by those manipulative scrotes and they'll be like "see??? men aren't so bad at all!! we can love each other!!" or stuff like that
Why not educate and reform them instead?

No. 950891

>>950859
>>950848
The thing is men are so inferior with their high as fuck testosterone levels, testicles, scrotal sacks, rape rods, retard monkey strenght and defective XY chromosomes that they are nothing but a sad byproduct of biology. They aren't female counterparts, they would need chemical castration and education for them to be somewhat near human. The saddest thing is, some of them have functioning brains and feelings so they think they can have some "equality". And you know what? Dolphins are very smart too but they aren't human. So why should we regard them as so?

No. 950892

>>950868
Could they be though? How many times do women as a whole have to see the statistics that say its men - by a vast vast margin - that do the beating, raping, killing, before finally realizing the problem is in fact - regarless of ethnicity or race - men? How many boys do feminists need to raise before they realize that even the fruit of their own womb will have the madonna-whore complex no matter what values they instill?
Even now, after being censored and ridiculed for even using the softest terms in the most agreeable tone to describe our collective brutalizations do we still find other women NAMALTing and siding with them even when they have their own bruises themselves, even telling us that being and object (emphasis on object) of desire is something to take pride in.At that point would they even be worth reforming?
Or maybe I'm letting my tthought get the better of me…

No. 950897

>>950892
Oh, I understand your train of thought. There's women who will always side with men no matter what. Just because one man was good to them at some point. They'll be like "they can't be so bad!!! this one guy was nice to me so maybe not all men" and maybe, maybe they might had run into a very rare instance of a man acting like a caring person. But even those are flawed and have mysogynistic attitudes, they're wolves in sheep clothes, it does not matter if one of them was "nice" they're men after all.
As women we are told to care about others and always forgive… I say this is one of the many things wrong with how society teaches us to behave. If we could only teach women to just never trust a man, no matter how "nice" the man might be… but even then, men are manipulative. They'll do some fucking stupid shit to gain women on their side.
It's always so dumb. You let someone who is xy in your life, even as a friend, and sooner or later they'll reveal their true selves. It takes so little, too. But we are told to be patient with their ways… bullcrap.

All I say is, if we can SOMEHOW educate women and tell them to open their eyes… I'm sure pickmeism will go down. I'm sure we can go so low as to almost erradicate it.
The question is… can this be even done?

No. 951061

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Putting aside the male genocide option…

My first act would be to create a completely digitally accessible and transparent system to show the public what every government worker is doing at all times. This will eliminate corruption and ensure accountability. Once that is in place, a good old fashioned mass firing of everyone inhereted from the old regime, not just leaders but down to the clerks and security staff. They can reapply for the jobs but must prove they are qualified and haven't been caught in corruption before. Corruption is now seen as treason against the state.
Yes there are loads of quick wins I could do first like increasing resources for women and UBI, but all of that needs a strong, transparent government to a) unlock funds that were usually funneled to corruption and b) actually implement the measures well without incompetence and sabotage.

No. 951066

>>950897
I don't get this re education crap for women and men. Stop with the savior complex. If you get rid of all men then the pickmes would naturally off themselves or change, bc they can't live in a world without men. There's a gene in women that sperm blocks which makes sure the child is female. We just have to create some basic gene editing on it to make it stronger to avoid creating half a world of defects again. They're more trouble than they're worth.

No. 951070

release the nuclear missiles and free humanity of its imprisoned suffering

No. 951076

>>950827
Okay I hate men and all but you’re actually delusional. I don’t think we should get rid of men and that’s not me being a fucking “pick me” or being “weak and male-identified”, I actually think it’s utterly stupid to just eliminate reality instead of facing the problem effectively. Everything about this screams fatalist, not everything is fucked and not everything is exactly what it seems especially when you’re fed a constant doomer narrative online, this is why feminism is the way it is now because of this very reason; we think everything for the female race has already been decided and that striving for power and liberation is too idealistic and childish when it isn’t. Being angry at women for their natural attraction of scrotes is disturbing because it’s assuming every woman wants to live in a lesbian utopian fairy tale separatist society when that’s just not possible. Get off of imageboards and go drink some water, eat a banana, do something because you deserve it holy shit

No. 951096

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>>951076
Cope harder you can't have a good world with over powered genetic defects running around

No. 951098

>>951076
Robot bf when

No. 951103

It should be clear by now that a solution, a final one perhaps should be discussed and then implemented in regard to the Defect question. These half measures only allow the international collective patriarchy a chance to perhaps regain the advantage at some future date and doom future generations of as of yet unborn women to further suffering. The Defect question must be answered here and now.

No. 951104

>>951096
nta but nonnie this picture made me laugh for a minute or so i wasn't expecting this

No. 951114

>>951076
Anyway, all living males should be eliminated and replaced with clones of our husbandos. This is the first measure that I will enact as dictator.

No. 951141

>>951076
>power and liberation is too idealistic and childish when it isn’t
Lifepill me then bitch because literally WHERE? Everywhere I look, shit is going backwards for women.

No. 951148

>>951141
What's even scarier is the shocking amount that don't even have a clue anything is wrong at least not yet.

No. 951156

give every black person $14 million just because we deserve lol. After that i'll step down because i know i for sure will get assassinated LMAO

No. 951169

>>951156
that makes 0 sense

No. 951174

>>951076
boohoo someone on the internet said something that i disagree with

No. 951182

Men's role would be physical labour and reproduction while women are left to handle economy, education, medicine and everything that needs to be done to nurture and advance society. Men cannot stay in positions of power, can't vote and a system is implemented where some sort of social score for them is kept (introduced during puberty), and only the best ones (behaviour, looks and health-wise) are allowed to reproduce while the others are chemically castrated. Male children are taught to respect women as better, more empathic, more intelligent and stable version of themselves, and as creators. Occasionally men are allowed to be close servants of women as eunuchs. Marriage doesn't exist and fathers may only be around to serve the mother and child, then go back to labour. Males are shamed for their animalistic features and their past actions. Gender roles and stereotypes for women don't exist because they're not needed, men don't have them either however they are encouraged to be phisically fit in order to work.

Basis for this system is that women have value even if they don't have strenght, they are more emotionally intelligent and stable, generally they can reproduce and allow humanity to continue and if they cannot reproduce, then they can still have great intellect and again, emotional intelligence to raise youth and advance society. Men's only purpose in to provide sperm and do physical labour because their behaviour and wants are too simple and unstable (they only want to eat, sleep and fuck, but tend to be stupid and violent by nature).

No. 951216

All I want is death penalty for every rapist, pimp and pornographer, and chemical castration for non-offending pedophiles.

No. 951219

>>951076
You're not alone anon, the radblr sperging is out of hand since Admin stopped enforcing the pinkpill ban.

No. 951232

>>951156
give millions of black people 14 million each and 14 million instantly becomes worthless lol

No. 951235

>>950827
>>951182
I'm voting for you.

No. 951238

>>951232
Ah but what if you tell each person they are the only ones to receive this very special welfare, but they have to keep it secret or the government will confiscate it kek

No. 951241

>>951076
Imagine scrotes defended women like this in their online circles. You must’ve lived a fortunate life anon

No. 951242

>>951156
Don't give it to the men.

No. 951246

Animal abuse is punishable by death. And a cat for every home and a home for every cat. Males must remain leashed in public. Also the rich people are broke now, they must give all their money to me. No I'm not sharing with the poor! Fuck you assholes I'm getting the hell out of here! But I'm bringing some cats with me. Sorry, some homes might not be getting cats after all. A president can't keep all of her promises.

No. 951248

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>>951076
Do you think scrotes would stand up for you like this? Pathetic. Plenty of straight women have chosen to live a scrote free life style. That's the thing that makes women superior to men, our needs to have a good life triumphs our need for romance, that's why we get called gold diggers and are naturally programmed for hypogamy. No more will women rely on scrotes to live a good life, the middle man has been eradicated. Women who put scrotes first over wealth and resources are doomed to an existence of misery. Let the girlies have our fun and seethe to r9k and see if they will give you your good girl points.

No. 951249

>>951246
kek i love this bc this is what politicians really sound like, nice anon!

No. 951254

I controversially and undemocratically unite Ireland with the UK and change the capital of Ireland to Bangor. I ask MI5 for a list of the head gangsters in every community. Oh whoops suddenly there is a million pound bounty on each one. Free healthcare and water for ireland. Free binmen. The entirety of Northern Ireland becomes a Royal Borough.

No. 951318

>>951242
holy shit you are right only black
women and little girls the men just gonna have to pick themselves up by their bootstraps and figure it out LMAO.
>>951232
nuh uh how is it worthless? maybe in like a homogenous african or carribean country. But in america thats like less than 13% of the population getting it (Im now exluding men). LMAO

No. 951329

use CIA technology to brainwash all military army men into rounding up all males to be put into camps where they will be sorted by aggression and good genes. most males will die but the good ones will have their sperm harvested and kept for future shit. All men in federal government positions and ceos will be executed no matter what. all men in prison will be as well. any male over 18 I’d say. then I use my power to enforce this on other countries until the world is a pure matriarchal society and we all get drunk and get to work on building the future next morning

No. 951332

>>951182
Samefag, I love you anon. You have my vote.

No. 951345

>>951216
Hear hear!

No. 951353

A limit so people can only own two residences. So there's a little room for situations like an only child inheriting their parent's house, or having a small summer cabin. Landlords couldn't accumulate more and more property. Even better if major employers weren't allowed to hold office close to each other, to prevent traffic jams and expensive parts of town close to "where all the business is", if all the business was just spread out. That one might be a little harder to enforce, you might have to resort to building workplaces and factories owned by the government in the countryside like the last president who managed to do it.
It's a change I think would actually make people want to live in my country.

No. 951374

Ban LC once and for all for the betterment of the female race it’s time for us all to go outside

No. 951384

>>951374
very true

No. 951924

>>951248
Exactly, we are better than men, hence we can be empathetic towards them despite their many weaknesses.

>>951114
Do we get to have multiple husbandos?

No. 953127

tbh i'd ban reddit, pornhub, and other porn sites. so much degeneracy stems from these sites, and reddit is just full of useless societal burdens.

No. 953407

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>>951924
>Do we get to have multiple husbandos?
Of course. Enjoy your harem.



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