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Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
Previous thread: >>>/g/286586
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I’ve always loved Conor Murphy from Foxing, especially during the Nearer My God tour in 2018 when he was in extra chubby. I just love the way he dances around stage like a retard. I’m the same nona who posted last thread near bump limit about Maniac (1980) btw.
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X just announced that he's not in a relationship. You know what that means.
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>tfw no extreme bone structure genetics bf to balance out my shitty weak genetic mush face
Whoever made the threadpic, I love you kek. Put a big smile on my face when I saw it.>>298126Nonnie
are you serious??? Holy shit this is big news
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Blessing the new thread with Ted
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I thought he looked good.
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There's at least 4 I think. We need to claim xqc as our own and create a timeshare.
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Lowkey makes me depressed like why do these women not think? Good luck to her being used like a sex object because that’s ultimately how a lot of these scrotes feel about women, especially him who was caught showing and reading porn to other women kek
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God I need him so badly since 2011
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Time for me to daydream about humiliating Thom Yorke and making him cry. What else is new.
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i think michael shannon toes the line of handsome/weird but looking at him makes me feel good. shame he's made some poor movie choices recently.
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He reminds me of Malcolm McDowell in a way
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standing in the street
making me so weak
im just mentally
detached from the people around me
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presented without comment
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he was objectively hot
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there are a few others
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anyone other nonnies have a crippling attraction to todd howard? i don't even play any of his video games
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I agree that Daniel Radcliffe is hot but this is so funny to me. He never fucked looked like that what’s the point in thirst trapping the Weird Al movie kek.
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anon don’t be retarded, he was also a racist scrote who deliberately attacked scrotes just because of their race. also heard that he attacked them for being gay too. imagine if that happened to lesbians? come on.
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Nice point, however men are still more closely related to male chimpanzees than actual people.
Picrel is lana’s new boyfriend who makes out with dogs. White boy moment for sure
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He’s ugly now though
They only have as much power as you give them nonnie
. Just scroll over if that upsets you. Can't believe bedwetters get upset at someone who actually fits what the thread called for instead of conventionally attractive thread rejects this is usually plagued with.
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i will never not be obsessed with the young version of him. perfect man visually>>298292>>298305
can we have a dahmerfag containment thread
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shame. my greatest shame. I am saging out of shame>>298238
Based also he has the voice of an angel. big fan of his nose>>298260
I'm you nonna
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Chris is literally nothing compared most of the people here. He's a normal looking Irish guy who's multitalented and working in the industry who also happens to be an e-celeb. He's also quite charming. But I'm with >>298406
. Zach is best boy
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Jeff is silly and very adorable. His interactions with Cory are funny you just know he has a very big heart. very good taste nonna>>298449
Tbf Chris is gross and full of himself and also a fat slob. he's nowhere near the cutie he used to be and he's also kind of deranged now. i just can't help thinking he's endearing. forgive my moidspeak as I dont know how else to put this but both he and Zach have moe gaps… very vulgar humor but appear to be genuinely sweet and honest which is a big appeal. i think Zach's laugh is cute and charming too . I feel just terrible sperging about this but their audience is mostly made up of males or unbearable tiktok zoomers so I have little choice. goodbye world
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Same nonna after seeing the fnaf vr video I loved how cute Chris looked and how scared he got. Also love Zach even when he looks like he bit into a whole lemon
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Not usually my type but his personality has grown on me sexually
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if you know you know, if you do not… don't ask
Jeff is adorable. I love how flustered ge gets when Chris sexually harasses him. Also, I don’t know about you, but I’ve loved those boys since I was a kid, like Hellbenders and before, so they are our clay nonnie
, no moids or tiktok zoomers can take that from us. Gap moe is also our thing, don’t worry, I totally get what you mean. I also think it’s interesting that Chris has been mentioning the harmful effects of porn addiction and the internet in general lately. >>298479
The FNAF VR video was SO GOOD. I hope they treat us to more facecam for special occasions in the future. I’m also now remembering the MAGfest panel where Zach looked so shy and was wearing a suit jacket two times too big for him. So cute. Nikki is a lucky woman.
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idk if it counts but Trevor from WKUK. I think it’s probably just cause of his sense of humour but I find him so hot lmfao. Rip.
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not sure if I should post here or the nerd thread, some esports players are cute
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I don't care how retarded he is or how ugly his facial hair is or that he's a manlet or a faggot he is so sexy I want to talk about power tools and not make eye contact with him I hate it
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Finally someone else with taste, high five sisters
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Fell for the young Nick trap nonnie
. Most of those hot pics of him were 2016 or before
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FINAL BOSS APPROACHES
Cba to watch it just tell me what happened nonnie
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Who do the anons ITT think is more likely to eat a pussy between Jeffrey Dahmer (as in lick it, not chew it up and swallow it) or Steven Morrissey?
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There was a Phil Collins anon in the last thread, so picrel is for her. Phil x Robert Plant, hahahahaha>>298301
He's the only DILF of video games.
here, you don't know how happy this made me.
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KEK one of my exes was def butthurt when they realized I was watching bc of my crush. I especially liked his songs (dinosaur rap, get a new daddy, etc) like they’re so dumb but I found them so charming. His one comedy special from the early 2010s had some mad catchy songs, Connie Watson slaps forever. Picrel is for u nonna, mwah
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thank you for posting this, I thought I was the only one. Although he has become a bit of a chunkster recently, I preferred him during the sleepy cabin era so probably picrel.
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There’s a guy that’s been coming into work recently that looks like a less fucked Steve-O. He came in today in his work uniform and a chain necklace, baggy jeans and adidas, total millenium skater style. I think he has an earring too. We have a running joke at work about matchmaking the girls at my work and the guys at his work which I only took as a joke but now I’m seriously considering it. He’s like pretty much my type but just a bit goofier looking. Anyway this guy made me realise maybe I would fuck Steve-O second to Chris Pontius>>298398
Love his silly little face>>298483
I’ve only seen him in one vid but I LOVE his accent and general vibe, need to watch more
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His older brother tho
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I want to live in one of his mud huts and cook him some Polynesian arrowroot flour bread while he fires 50 bricks in a kiln to build a nursery for our feral jungle children.
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Sam Raimi and his younger brother Ted. One is a film director, the other is actor. Both are incredible.
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I like his unhinged energy and lack of cynicism.
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Whenever I hear get a new daddy I’m like “damn I’d let him be my new daddy” lol
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LOL BUT SAME. This posting back and forth about him has reignited my crush and I’m about to watch some old WKUK episodes kekkkk also, just have to add I think there’s something genuinely attractive about his speaking voice. It’s kind of nasally and he has a bit of a lisp but it’s very deep and still masculine idk how to describe. Ily fellow Trevor Moore-anon.
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Maybe Moz would break his years of dedicated veganism to cannibalise Marr
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Even now that he's old, I still love him
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Idk why I like horse faced manlets so much
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Had no interest in him whatsoever until that one scene (and subsequent scenes afterwards in bcs) where he gets shot and beat up and thrown around, it’s so hot. Watching the Far Cry Experience atm and Michael Mando is so charming and insane WOOF. I would do many things to him but also vice versa
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Haven't the slightest clue why he flared up in my mind out of no where like this. A week ago I hadn't thought of his existence for years, and now, I have thousands of pictures of him just like that.
I am admittedly going through a downwards spiral so maybe that's it…
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here to post young Bobby Gillespie who just proves that a well dressed man with an interesting haircut can be hot even if he has the facial features of an anthropomorphic cartoon dog
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blixa was much hotter than nick cave but is still fugly enough for this threa
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I really like this gif of him.
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do people really consider him to be unconventional? i find him cuter than jesse/aaron paul. lalo is still my favorite but princess nachito is a close second. on that note, nonas itt who would you fmk from the below?
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he was a bit ugly when yourger due to the drugs i guess but as soon as he gained weigh on his face he became really attractive unlike nick cave who looks like a goth krusty the clown
i mean that harness alone 10/10
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it’s from an interview he gave in his former high school, i think it even has english subtitles in case you’re not a germanon>>299012
of course, by then he also looked healthy. food became too much of a hobby for him sadly.
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His twink death was still less tragic and abrupt than of many other guys.
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None of my friends understand when I say I would fuck Edward Snowden but I feel like some nonnies here might relate
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tfw they're all old and schlubby and gross now
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Superb taste nonnie
. He is my lifetime Hall Pass. I was never into video games but I watched the far cry 3 cutscene compilations in middle school out of curiosity and the results were devastating. It’s a miracle I’m not some extreme degen based on the amount of deranged self-insert bdsm fanfic I read about Vaas. Have you ever listened to him being interviewed? He has such a lovely voice and a really interesting point of view. >>299009
Though I love all of em
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To me he has a bit of a goofy head, definitely not as unconventional as others ITT but I’m ashamed to say I would fuck the characters he’s played. Also fuck Saul marry Jimmy kill Gene>>299060
Just read my first reader slashfic since a few years ago because of this mf, considering
buying FC3 for him. Unrelated but he reminds me of Handsome Jack minus the frat boy vibes. I haven’t seen seen any interviews with him, will probably watch some tonight.
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Honestly he aged pretty fine and he's less fat these days (but I don't dig the long hair so I chose a different pic)
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Noel Fielding. I find myself drawn to his sense of humour and eccentric style. Plus, the piercing blue eyes.
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I love him too, not sexually though, but as a person.
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Currently binging bake off and wanted to post this, even when he’s older kek
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he looked so hot in this episode>>299009>fuck walter>marry jimmy>kill mike
he's too much of a grandpa
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Lol what a crossover
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Long haired Keith long haired Keith! He's like a very handsome masculine frog ♥
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It’s wild how different the devil horn mohawk makes him look. Long hair is my favourite second to this cut.
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Finally watched Jaws and wow, Roy Scheider was kind of hot in this scene.
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I desperately want more black guys to have this haircut.
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Afar guys just look really cute in general.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afar_people
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Men shouldn’t be allowed to age or have Instagram
I know he looks like a fat roadside hobo now but howdy psychic partnergate is truly breaking my young indie kid heart
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POV you are Ezra Miller
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I like men who look like lesbians
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Yeah I’ve heard people say he’s the working man’s timothee
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I need him, nonnas. Need. I know some people in the conventional attractions thread would say he belongs there but usually you get BTFO’d for liking older men kek truly he was gorgeous in his 20s, seemingly hit the wall in his 30s, then boomeranged back around to being the big bad wolf in human form in his 50s and it’s NOT FAIR.
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This is him at 25 UGH
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KEK MAYBE SO still would have tho
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Ntayrt it's Jeffery Dean Morgan
Im never the type to think men age like wine or be into old men, but he's one of those rare exceptions where I actually think he became better looking the older he's gotten, not sure why, but he's so cute
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Wasn’t ever into him but for some reason atm the more I look the more I think you might be onto something. He reminds me of a less gangly more dad-like Jason Lee
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Omg I’ve had that thought before re Jason Lee being similar. He’s the beta phenotype kek one more pic and I promise I’ll stop spamming my thirst is just extra strong today
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Kafka was cute
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i wanted to fuck him so badly, massive cutie>>299032
also him, avantgarde sex bomb.>>298701
had a mad crush on him too, i remember him as particularly sexy in the ouija board and drunk dad ep.
great taste, nonnas
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wtf, i just wanted to post the real one, guess that’s why i thought of him. i only found out who he was because i saw these pics somewhere and thought he looked ugly-cute.
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idk if i can say my opinion about jews guys. there was a time i said they are the worst type of white guys on the vent thread but some jannie marked as a racebait…. but i never saw one that looked really beautiful instead of cute-ugly
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I bought a long sleeved adidas top in high school because of him>>299432
Have you seen him in Mallrats nona? I love him
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One of the Trevor Moore anons here hehe, I LOVED him when he was the devil in that one sketch, doing a weird over the top southern accent and wearing like some kind of red face paint and winged eyeliner of all things kek I could only find a shitty gif of it tho sad emoji
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He hasn't been active in probably years but Zac Pennington is unreasonably attractive to me.
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Retard, who said anything about cancelling? I'm definitely older than you. Did you want his smelly chipped meth teeth biting your nipples before he cheats on you too? All his gfs and groupies were supermodels. This balding faggot would never even look at you. Get some self esteem and stop being a pickme over one of the ugliest men on the planet.
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i don't think he's that unconventional but Green Gartside from Scritti Politti is gorgeous
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How is jermy's old brother so fucking fat and ugly compared to Jermy? Mother cheating? He has default central European guy face. Like Warner Ziegler from better call saul. His npc ass couldn't handle little brother's swag.
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My retarded manwhore crush. I hate him for not getting that nose job he so desperately needs but even that can't fix how short his midface is, and he still can't achieve the baby slut look he wants because his hulking jaw takes away from any cuteness he had before he started whoring himself out. (Picrel is spoilered bc his dick is out, albeit censored.) I don't know what's going on inside his head these days, clearly some of his faggot buddies would've already taught him how to wax his stank beaver? It makes his uncircumcised wurstie look so much worse. I miss being able to post him on the conventional thread. Why is my life so hard?
lol I have no idea why my thinking Jonathan Davis was hot in the 90's-00's is triggering
them so much
Why are you so mean to him, he looks fine. The criticisms of his penor are valid
I’m sure, as I don’t doubt you are an expert on it
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While we are Trevorposting…
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I don’t know why but this is so funny to me. It’s when you try to force a nickname that you think sounds cool but nobody ever picks up on it or calls you it.
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I’m so sorry…I just thirst watched that godawful STUPID horror movie he was in last year as an after work treat and I am beside myself
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Nonnies I got you… always. Looks princely with this one
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Don't you mean like a vampire?
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i've had a crush on him for the longest time. cute, successful, nerdy, kind idk i think he kinda does it for me. also he doesn't look bad for 42
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>see story that moz ended concert this week after 30 minutes because he was cold
This never would have happened if I'd been there to cuddle him.
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Damn, Mozfags will literally eat up anything
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>>299776>would sooner cancel his concert than wear an extra layer
Now there's a man with a passion for fashion (fur and leather excluded)
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Am I in danger of becoming the JDM version of Paul Dano-anon? kek
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You're not alone in this nonna, I've been big into him for years now, since I saw Supernatural. He's always been hot but I actually found him most attractive in his forties, though to say he's late fifties now he's still got it. I think he the was most gorgeous he has been in the show Magic City (gifrel) and then cutest in The Accidental Husband. That smile of his and those dimples too, so handsome.>>299745
Do you mean The Unholy? That was such a bad movie haha.
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YES omG he was so handsome in Magic City. The style of the era it was set in really suited him, same with that one Marilyn Monroe miniseries where he was Joe DiMaggio. His dimples and smile are definitely his special features. And yes i meant the Unholy lmao it was awful, and I’ve watched it more than once because I’m garbage and I’m proud, Thank you for making me feel valid
and not wanting to torture me in a shipping container kek ily nonna
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I completely agree, he has a face that fits so perfectly into that time period, he was so smooth and absolutely just oozed sex in that role and I really liked him clean shaven. Also no judgement on you for 'enjoying' The Unholy more than once, he looked great in it! Lmao at your gif, that was one of the most over the top sex scenes ever, full on fucking as the room burns down. I could never torture a fellow JDM fan in a shipping container! Okay so he's definitely old but compared to some of the literal murderers who get posted here I think we're good.
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God I also think there’s just something about how easy he seems in his skin all the time, like he has a confidence and swagger that doesn’t grate on me like other actors have. He always looks so natural during sex scenes too. BRB drooling…
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JDM and JDM anon meeting
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I know it wasn't intended but the corpse looking thing reminds me of a long haired Jordan. I still like him though
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i’m in love with this mysterious, unnamed nigerien tuareg man from 1978
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cute amish boy who had a police chase on a horse. hope he's well
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I want to bang this autistic fag Nick Mullen. I feel like he’d be garbage in bed too, and yet I’d still go for it. Deeply ashamed and deeply horny
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Sorry nonna but reminded me of this
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what happened to the lennonfag that posted here
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would gladly offer myself to be this man's next meal
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Speaking of Far Cry villains I low-key want Joseph Seed’s Joseph Seed and I feel kinda bad because he’s literally a schizophrenic baby murderer lmao
I guess it’s just his charismatic cult leader aura and great abs idk
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Sean Connery might not be considered unconventional in popular opinion, but I always hated his scrotey attitude towards women. The sex symbol status of his James Bond character is such a forced meme.
But goddamn, does he pull off the silver fox look in The Hunt For Red October. My military uniform fetish might have something to do with it, but I finally get why people want to fuck Connery.
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i want furio from the sopranos to uccidere my gnocca
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Furio’s beautiful. I’ve always been conflicted about Christopher. Somehow he’s ugly and cute at the same time
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I know what you mean anon. He has some nice facial features. I love a man with a unibrow
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Nayrt but I think of him as very conventionally attractive, though perhaps not by lolcow’s standards that lean towards young pretty boys. Younger Mads is one of the most classically hot men I can think of. He has objectively ideal facial bone structure. Perhaps anon thinks he’s unconventionally attractive because he’s old now & doesn’t rly have eyelashes or eyebrows, but the latter is just danes for ya
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Eh, disagree. Some parts of his face are better but others; dead eyes that wouldn't be fixed with nice lashes or brows (also I'm a huge fan of blond + light lashes/brows), a broken looking nose, fishlike lips.
It's why he looks so creepy or like a druggie in his old age while some other men age better too. I think it's mostly being white, somewhat masculine, and famous that makes him seem hot to a lot of women and girls so…I wouldn't necessarily count him as unconventional, but, yeah, old or young, he's always been hard to look at for me.
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I'd make him eat his own cum.
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Elon Musk wishes he had the raw twinkish sexual pull that a younger Thom Yorke had. Look at this little bitch. I want to pick him up and throw him. And watch his face screw up right before he cries. Might as well kill myself now because I'll never experience that.
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is that joseph gordon-levitts grandpa? doesn’t look ugly for an old moid.>>300181
i like your fantasies but thom yorke looks like a 7 year old with special needs>>300011
nick mullen was conventionally attractive, he’s just a manlet who caught aids recently>>299515
ezra miller is a jew and conventionally attractive, can’t think of other pretty male jews
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I love his lack of eyelashes and eyebrows, his marked cheekbones.And I really can't describe what it is that attracts me so much to him.>>300169>being white, somewhat masculine, and famous that makes him seem hot to a lot of women and girls
LMAO invent something better nona
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i love boxers, especially after they’ve been beaten up.
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it activates my protective instinct
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He needed me as his wrangler.
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Just saw a picture of this absolute hunk of a man, I gasped out loud and I swear my heart skipped a beat. I did a reverse image search and whoops, it's a Nazi
Jacob is kinda ugly imo
I get the people who are horny for John but he looks a bit like a Hollywood-ified version of my ex which is slightly off putting.
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He has that rat face that I love in men. I feel you on the ugly cute, but I can't judge him too much for his receding jaw/big nose situation, I suffer from the same thing kek
came here to post the exact same pic
I'm actually more offended by the poly thing than the whole FTX debacle, it's too degen for me
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he looks like Robert Pattinson in twilight here
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is this supposed to be sheldon dressed as the i like turtles kid?
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Idk if he's unconventional or not, anyone else like this guy on YouTube who does tech videos?
I like how true crime fans thirst over other mass murderers as I'd it's okay, but somehow I never saw a Brandon fan. Like, guys killing people is perfectly fine but if said guy is a racist, now this is too far.
Nonetheless, shit taste, nonnie
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I don't know that guy, but this reminded me that every time I shop for a new phone or headphones i watch Marques Brownlee and am reminded that he is fairly cute, has a nice voice and is really good at reviewing tech
love to see men being good at something
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God I’m in love with this dude
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>>300375>>300385>mass murderer>And worse he's a 4chan spouting frog
You're saying this as if it was a bad thing.
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posting viggo in eastern promises again because he deserves it
Wtf ofc when I go away y'all start talking about my favourite!!! I want him so bad it's not even funny kek. Also you didn't hear this from me, but fuck me the few ao3 fics about him are so damn good (and if any writer anons are seeing this I'm on my hands and knees begging)>>298463
Agree so hard, this is the whole reason I want to fuck Charlie from Smiling friends too
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Sucks that he’s practically invisible with ra artists but whatever
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Could this be a potential new thread pic for #19?
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Definitely posted by a moid as he looks like he’s asking for rupees before you cross the bridge stamped with a hideous mole right above his pig mouth. Nothing of value lost, fuck his ass
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I like seeing him writhe around in pain.
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I wanna pluck this wet little faggots unibrow so bad.
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that’s because people speculate he’s gay, there’s probably some really good fanart made by a fujos
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He cute and I like his voice
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Wouldn’t that mean that he should have even more fanart??knowing fandom culture it’s probably because he’s black
oh I heard it being a speculation but I didn’t know about that interview kek >>300546
kek you’re probably right but at the same time there would be tumblr artists making him into a fat queer trans icon, they’re too busy trying to draw jesse and walter fucking each other to touch him thankfully
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A moid has made me angry today so imagine entertaining his giant ego until you get him alone and you hold his head down between your legs and instruct him on how to get you off and if he does it wrong you pull his head up to slap him. Idk imagine him crying and sobbing trying to eat you out the way you tell him to and his face is all red from being slapped and then when all's said and done you laugh when he asks you to get him off and just gtfo of there sorry to the anons who read this. I should probably just get a journal or something.
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He probably smells awful, but maybe that adds to the appeal.
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>watching house of the dragon
>everyone is obsessed with aemond or even matt smith's daemon
>find myself more attracted to otto hightower
His daughter is hot too.
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I imagine if he had a normal hair cut he’d be conventionally attractive, even without the makeup he’s basically there. I love his theatrics though
Anon from the greentext is based.
And if EP has such an outstanding career then why choose to post him in dahmer form?
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he doesn't even look like this anymore but i still want him to bend me over a table after a depressing day of tard wrangling his dumbfuck army
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KEK yes nonnie
! I read it when it came out so it's been awhile but the authors writing is very good, I remember getting butterflies from it. My favourite is "You're awful" I've never been too into the whole hate fuck thing but my god, it's the only fic I always go back to.>>300463>>300464
Yeah I think bc they're borderline self inserts it scratches the same itch, plus I always find myself into really gross guys and what's better than some fat yellow fuck voiced by a handsome guy.
Wish Zach would show his face more, man he's too cute
yes! I understand why he doesn’t show his face but at the same time- he’s just so cute.>>300739
as for Charlie, I’ve been absolutely obsessed with him, I’m not sure why lol, maybe it’s his personality. can’t wait for s2, I want to see my yellow husband again lol
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seeing this pic of andre the giant made me horny
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i hate gus as a character but think of how many lives could have been spared or not been ruined if there'd been some gay hatefucking in breaking bad and better call saul
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Both painfully average, both disgustingly cruel. They can fix eachother.
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God I wish I was normal
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I use to fall asleep to his Deep Web Browsing videos. It was weirdly comforting.
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need 90s dean ween so bad. holy shit
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I don't think Jordan would be happy to hear about Ben leaving him for a younger and likely more virile man.
Fuentes may be younger but I'm pretty sure he's just as much an ED victim
as Jordan P.
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Ben might have to become a femboy with a tail buttplug collection to help with Nick's dysfunction. Jordan would never ask that of Ben, he's all about self-improvement.
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This mentally ill robot I saw on the chan
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Judge me all you want but Dave Foley on Kids in the Hall was one of my first guy crushes as a tween (I watched reruns on Comedy Central kek) and especially when he did drag in sketches, which was often. Something about his ultra Canadian accent and the gap front teeth plus the fact that he was funny were all really charming. He unironically passed better than like every tranny I’ve ever seen.
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Samefag like, you can obviously tell he’s a dude but his features really suit drag lmao
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anon we are totally mind-melding right now. he was also cute in its pat imo
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FACTS. I am so happy someone else feels me on this I hope you’re having a GREAT day/night wherever u are nonna. Am I high or does he kind of give Chloe Grace Moretz vibes kek (not a bad thing)
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Igor Strelkov. Glowie war criminal and cringefail ultranationalist who incited the 2014 Donbass war. Spent the first 7 months of the current war seething on the bench and calling Putler a cuck for not mobilizing the population ("milblogging"). Recently sentenced to life in prison in the Hague for the shootdown of the MH17. Current whereabouts unknown but presumed deep in shit on the vatnik front lines. My babygirl?>>301014
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it amezes me this guy looks and acts as if he were your friend's loser dad who's into military reenactment and yet he has comitted war crimes in three different conflicts, including executing his own troops
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The fact that he rly is a loser who lived with his mom and spent his glowie paychecks on LARPing and military antiques while being a fucking war criminal is what does it for me I think, it's like gap moe or something. He's giving "tenured history professor who looks like he gave up years ago and has a weirdly personal knowledge of post-Soviet conflict zones". >We'll be covering the Višegrad massacres today. No need to open your books, I find them quite inaccurate…>>301086
My bad for not code-switching, I'll call him a moid next time.
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So this guy is basically picrel irl?
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i don't care how many rubber bands he has on his face i would FUCK the shit out of him
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sorry i could save him
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Kek nonna, I find pictures of him in the 60s real fly
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Wendigoon getting emotional about bible stuff while having his dewy skin shimmer in the dim light is a sight to behold
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I wonder what he look like without the beard, his hair is so lucious too. I fully commited the sin of jealousy by watching his videos
Don't worry nonnie
, me too
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He was a qt I love 60s boys
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He’s shorter than me and I would crush him between my buff thighs but only in character as Endeavour Morse
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Kinda? If not SBU then the Five Eyes are most likely hunting him and there's also a bounty on him for anyone who'd like to put him on the Eichmann Express personally, so barring suicide via two shots to the back of the head someone will eventually find him. But he's probably too busy teaching pensioners to reload Mozinkas and executing civilians for looting a pair of pants to take care of orphans like your picrel, kek. And yet I'd still ride this sociopathic goober in the back pews? Mystifying.
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lol same nonnie
, his self-deprecating dedication to the most pointless stuff like the mother tomato stream is very endearing
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Haven’t been the same since I watched the new Black Panther movie. Tenoch Huerta as Namor could threaten me and I’d thank him for it.
This video is very long fellow Jordan appreciator, can you give me a timestamp please?
>vid uploaded 4 years ago
He's barely aged a day.
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Some random French streamer who I think if he slimmed down he would be exactly my type
i posted this exact image in the french lolocow thread to say how greasy he is
Raise you strandards nonny
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he seems genuinely pretty nice and grounded, if a lil too soy. reminds me of my fave ex bf tbh
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I desire him carnally
Oh yeah he's cute. >>301396
I'm sorry anon but he has the homo phenotype
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Don't worry, I see your vision nonnie
. He'd be a cutie if he was borderline underweight.>>301409
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because we love you
Is it bad i know i wouldn't find him hot if he wasn't covered in bruises and looked visibly in pain?>>299009
Fuck you anon for not having lalo as an option.
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Where are all these twitterfags coming from? This website is dying
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>mfw when the carreyfag and lennonfag haven’t returned yet to schizopost here in months
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I’d be afraid to be alone in a room with him but still.
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I find Kiryu's voice actor almost as sexy as Kiryu himself. When whatever creator deity decided to put a vibrator down this man's throat when making him she was so based.
I swear you can find Carreyfag in the conspiracy thread and the celebricows thread, but this is just a theory.>>301463
Can faggots stop posting this website to tiktok
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I know he was a war criminal but Givi was actually attractive. Please tell me someone agrees with me
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I hate the manbun and I recognize he's a bit ugly, yet ever since the euros…
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his episode on Dante's inferno.>>301222
I find his way of talking about his relgion really refreshing, without dumb jokes or anything. Also kek nona, I noticed it's a common trope that women find men of faith attractive. I guess it's the passion and empathy. Wendigoon is real son in law material
nah, he looks and acts the same as Kurtis Conner
A dude with semi-long hair who acts super woke is a major tunr off
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yeah he was hot unfortunately, the sheer grip vidrel had on people is insane…I even tried calling him after he read his phone number out loud kek
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Other nonna jealous of Wendi's flawless skin here. He looks like a chubbier version of Jesus in this Sacred Heart painting, what with his thick hair, dark eyelashes, supple lips, and golden, glowing, dewy skin.
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You really tried to call him? Lol nona please tell me, what were you planning to say to him if he responded? I can't blame you though, I would have done the same. That was also the video which brought him to my attention, but vidrel which I found on /wsg/ solidified my attraction towards him. The clips where he's committing war crimes towards civilians and prisoners of war
being dominant and assertive make me feel a kind of way.
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Mozanons killed them.
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I bet he's a virgin.
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Carrying the torch for Mike of RLM
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I would let him snoochie my boochie
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Wake up nonnas, Zach showed his face once again
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Givi's aesthetics were immaculate (all deranged warlords should be this cute), but I couldn't take him seriously bc his speech impediment was so bad lmao. and he sounded mad dumb too, like a 12-year-old's idea of a tough army guy. made me want to bully him about how chimping out at POWs is the only thing he's good for since he sucked at all the war stuff.
I wasn't planning to say anything if he actually picked up but I got his voicemail instead (busy pissing and shidding when not on camera I guess). idr what I said exactly but basically I complimented him in my meh-tier Russian and then told him that unfortunately collaborators like him will be liquidated haha. also switched off my phone for literal days afterwards bc I was scurred he'd call back or they'd track my location somehow. idek if the message got recorded properly but o well, 10/10 would cyberbully a war criminal again>>301610
Many such cases
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he's cute and his speech impediment is funny
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all of the oneyplays boys are so fine
Link to the vid nonnie
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jay is underrated though
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>>301688>all deranged warlords should be this cute
If you're going to commit war crimes you should at least look attractive doing it. Smh if only the nazis were cute slavic guys. why do I have such an attraction towards immoral people>his speech impediment was so bad
I don't know Russian so I honestly can't tell if there's anything wrong with his voice, it just sounds like someone speaking a different language to me. But it must be bad if he was barred from continuing to be in the army because of it. Is it like a kid pronouncing Rs or a lisp or something, what does it sound like?>I got his voicemail
I have a feeling he got more than one call/voicemail from thirsty women lol. Imagine his reaction picking up his phone thinking it's some general or something calling him but instead having someone profess her love for him in his ear.>complimented him in my meh-tier Russian and then told him that unfortunately collaborators like him will be liquidated
If he listened to his voicemail you have rights to boast that you called a war criminal and gave him advice. You were right though, I think he must've known he'd be killed at some point.
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I want to bully him
I relistened to Pornography Hour and these were mentioned:>Chris is uncircumcised >Zach is circumcised >Chris’s dick bends slightly to the left >Chris used to sometimes jack off for three hours until his dick was leaking precum like a faucet and it felt like the best thing ever but would immediately regret wasting so much time afterwards >Zach likes blowjob videos but doesn’t like facials (Chris convinced him to like them 2% more though) >Chris loves facials>Chris implied he thinks anal is disgusting>Both Chris and Zach expressed a dislike of weird/extreme porn and think that needing more weird and extreme porn to get off is bad
I know there’s other episodes where they talk about more (for sure there’s a previous episode where Chris and Zach have their initial facial debate, and there’s a whole episode where they argue about circumcision).
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Love this aesthetic
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RIP. At least he lives on in my assorted gif folder of him.
>>301875>Chris likes to make eye contact during blowjobs
I enjoy this too but I can't imagine it without imagining him making some retarded face kek
Chris is constantly talking about how much he hates anal kek it makes me laugh, he said it in vidrel too (also says he's really vanilla, and Zach shits on degeneracy some more earlier in the timestamp and says people should hide their fetishes away). There's apparently been some hate towards Smiling Friends on /co/ lately because some lines in the show criticizing dopamine cycles and nihilism + Zach's vocal distaste of weird fetishes led a lot of people to get offended that the show is pushing "neopuritan" ideals KEK, imagine getting offended because an internet funnyman isn't as much of a degenerate as you are.
Keith was so cute. Even as an old dude idc.>>301695>>301743
Rwick was the worst on that show, to the point I was starting to like vyvyan. He's super cute here tho>>301911>>301892
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LC went down as soon as I was gonna reply kek but fuck me this info destroyed my brain, I hope some talented nonna uses this info wisely… raise that 4 to a 5 kek>>301909
Yeah I've seen that going around on /co/, there's a whole retarded image on explaining the whole thing kek if I see it again I'll share. It baffles me how butthurt moids can get over the simplest things
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There's a thread on /co/ right now with that image, I'd post it here but its not relevant and I don't wanna link to 4ch*n of all places. Goddamn Zach managed to make some really autistic anons seethe just by being positive and thinking you should do something more than just wallowing in garbage
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I think it’s just one anon (or a few) making all of these “bait” threads, which sucks because it ruining the discussion about the show. Which sucks even more because I like the show.>>301939
we can’t post links but there’s usually daily threads on /co/ about how Smiling Friends is “Christian propaganda” and how Zach is a mega neopuritan like the nonnies mentioned above. It’s getting annoying not gonna lie.
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He’s so cute
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Miss Chavvy psychopath Bladee too
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Here you go anons. Spoilered bc irrelevant. I really like the show too (I’m a Charlie fucker kek) and I think most of them are mad since haha based funny men actually have a show and aren’t living in their parents house kek
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didn’t know if i should post him on the conventional or the unconventional thread but I’m so embarrassed to find him attractive…his music is literal dogshit