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Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
Previous thread: >>>/g/286586
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I’ve always loved Conor Murphy from Foxing, especially during the Nearer My God tour in 2018 when he was in extra chubby. I just love the way he dances around stage like a retard. I’m the same nona who posted last thread near bump limit about Maniac (1980) btw.
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X just announced that he's not in a relationship. You know what that means.
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>tfw no extreme bone structure genetics bf to balance out my shitty weak genetic mush face
Whoever made the threadpic, I love you kek. Put a big smile on my face when I saw it.>>298126Nonnie
are you serious??? Holy shit this is big news
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Blessing the new thread with Ted
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I thought he looked good.
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There's at least 4 I think. We need to claim xqc as our own and create a timeshare.
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Lowkey makes me depressed like why do these women not think? Good luck to her being used like a sex object because that’s ultimately how a lot of these scrotes feel about women, especially him who was caught showing and reading porn to other women kek
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God I need him so badly since 2011
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Time for me to daydream about humiliating Thom Yorke and making him cry. What else is new.
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i think michael shannon toes the line of handsome/weird but looking at him makes me feel good. shame he's made some poor movie choices recently.
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He reminds me of Malcolm McDowell in a way
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standing in the street
making me so weak
im just mentally
detached from the people around me
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presented without comment
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he was objectively hot
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there are a few others
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anyone other nonnies have a crippling attraction to todd howard? i don't even play any of his video games
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I agree that Daniel Radcliffe is hot but this is so funny to me. He never fucked looked like that what’s the point in thirst trapping the Weird Al movie kek.
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anon don’t be retarded, he was also a racist scrote who deliberately attacked scrotes just because of their race. also heard that he attacked them for being gay too. imagine if that happened to lesbians? come on.
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Nice point, however men are still more closely related to male chimpanzees than actual people.
Picrel is lana’s new boyfriend who makes out with dogs. White boy moment for sure
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He’s ugly now though
They only have as much power as you give them nonnie
. Just scroll over if that upsets you. Can't believe bedwetters get upset at someone who actually fits what the thread called for instead of conventionally attractive thread rejects this is usually plagued with.
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i will never not be obsessed with the young version of him. perfect man visually>>298292>>298305
can we have a dahmerfag containment thread
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shame. my greatest shame. I am saging out of shame>>298238
Based also he has the voice of an angel. big fan of his nose>>298260
I'm you nonna
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Chris is literally nothing compared most of the people here. He's a normal looking Irish guy who's multitalented and working in the industry who also happens to be an e-celeb. He's also quite charming. But I'm with >>298406
. Zach is best boy
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Jeff is silly and very adorable. His interactions with Cory are funny you just know he has a very big heart. very good taste nonna>>298449
Tbf Chris is gross and full of himself and also a fat slob. he's nowhere near the cutie he used to be and he's also kind of deranged now. i just can't help thinking he's endearing. forgive my moidspeak as I dont know how else to put this but both he and Zach have moe gaps… very vulgar humor but appear to be genuinely sweet and honest which is a big appeal. i think Zach's laugh is cute and charming too . I feel just terrible sperging about this but their audience is mostly made up of males or unbearable tiktok zoomers so I have little choice. goodbye world
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Same nonna after seeing the fnaf vr video I loved how cute Chris looked and how scared he got. Also love Zach even when he looks like he bit into a whole lemon
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Not usually my type but his personality has grown on me sexually
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if you know you know, if you do not… don't ask
Jeff is adorable. I love how flustered ge gets when Chris sexually harasses him. Also, I don’t know about you, but I’ve loved those boys since I was a kid, like Hellbenders and before, so they are our clay nonnie
, no moids or tiktok zoomers can take that from us. Gap moe is also our thing, don’t worry, I totally get what you mean. I also think it’s interesting that Chris has been mentioning the harmful effects of porn addiction and the internet in general lately. >>298479
The FNAF VR video was SO GOOD. I hope they treat us to more facecam for special occasions in the future. I’m also now remembering the MAGfest panel where Zach looked so shy and was wearing a suit jacket two times too big for him. So cute. Nikki is a lucky woman.
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idk if it counts but Trevor from WKUK. I think it’s probably just cause of his sense of humour but I find him so hot lmfao. Rip.
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not sure if I should post here or the nerd thread, some esports players are cute
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I don't care how retarded he is or how ugly his facial hair is or that he's a manlet or a faggot he is so sexy I want to talk about power tools and not make eye contact with him I hate it
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Finally someone else with taste, high five sisters
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Fell for the young Nick trap nonnie
. Most of those hot pics of him were 2016 or before
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FINAL BOSS APPROACHES
Cba to watch it just tell me what happened nonnie
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Who do the anons ITT think is more likely to eat a pussy between Jeffrey Dahmer (as in lick it, not chew it up and swallow it) or Steven Morrissey?
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There was a Phil Collins anon in the last thread, so picrel is for her. Phil x Robert Plant, hahahahaha>>298301
He's the only DILF of video games.
here, you don't know how happy this made me.
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KEK one of my exes was def butthurt when they realized I was watching bc of my crush. I especially liked his songs (dinosaur rap, get a new daddy, etc) like they’re so dumb but I found them so charming. His one comedy special from the early 2010s had some mad catchy songs, Connie Watson slaps forever. Picrel is for u nonna, mwah
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thank you for posting this, I thought I was the only one. Although he has become a bit of a chunkster recently, I preferred him during the sleepy cabin era so probably picrel.
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There’s a guy that’s been coming into work recently that looks like a less fucked Steve-O. He came in today in his work uniform and a chain necklace, baggy jeans and adidas, total millenium skater style. I think he has an earring too. We have a running joke at work about matchmaking the girls at my work and the guys at his work which I only took as a joke but now I’m seriously considering it. He’s like pretty much my type but just a bit goofier looking. Anyway this guy made me realise maybe I would fuck Steve-O second to Chris Pontius>>298398
Love his silly little face>>298483
I’ve only seen him in one vid but I LOVE his accent and general vibe, need to watch more
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His older brother tho
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I want to live in one of his mud huts and cook him some Polynesian arrowroot flour bread while he fires 50 bricks in a kiln to build a nursery for our feral jungle children.
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Sam Raimi and his younger brother Ted. One is a film director, the other is actor. Both are incredible.
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I like his unhinged energy and lack of cynicism.
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Whenever I hear get a new daddy I’m like “damn I’d let him be my new daddy” lol
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LOL BUT SAME. This posting back and forth about him has reignited my crush and I’m about to watch some old WKUK episodes kekkkk also, just have to add I think there’s something genuinely attractive about his speaking voice. It’s kind of nasally and he has a bit of a lisp but it’s very deep and still masculine idk how to describe. Ily fellow Trevor Moore-anon.
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Maybe Moz would break his years of dedicated veganism to cannibalise Marr
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Even now that he's old, I still love him
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Idk why I like horse faced manlets so much
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Had no interest in him whatsoever until that one scene (and subsequent scenes afterwards in bcs) where he gets shot and beat up and thrown around, it’s so hot. Watching the Far Cry Experience atm and Michael Mando is so charming and insane WOOF. I would do many things to him but also vice versa
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Haven't the slightest clue why he flared up in my mind out of no where like this. A week ago I hadn't thought of his existence for years, and now, I have thousands of pictures of him just like that.
I am admittedly going through a downwards spiral so maybe that's it…
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here to post young Bobby Gillespie who just proves that a well dressed man with an interesting haircut can be hot even if he has the facial features of an anthropomorphic cartoon dog
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blixa was much hotter than nick cave but is still fugly enough for this threa
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I really like this gif of him.
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do people really consider him to be unconventional? i find him cuter than jesse/aaron paul. lalo is still my favorite but princess nachito is a close second. on that note, nonas itt who would you fmk from the below?
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he was a bit ugly when yourger due to the drugs i guess but as soon as he gained weigh on his face he became really attractive unlike nick cave who looks like a goth krusty the clown
i mean that harness alone 10/10
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it’s from an interview he gave in his former high school, i think it even has english subtitles in case you’re not a germanon>>299012
of course, by then he also looked healthy. food became too much of a hobby for him sadly.
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His twink death was still less tragic and abrupt than of many other guys.
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None of my friends understand when I say I would fuck Edward Snowden but I feel like some nonnies here might relate
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tfw they're all old and schlubby and gross now
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Superb taste nonnie
. He is my lifetime Hall Pass. I was never into video games but I watched the far cry 3 cutscene compilations in middle school out of curiosity and the results were devastating. It’s a miracle I’m not some extreme degen based on the amount of deranged self-insert bdsm fanfic I read about Vaas. Have you ever listened to him being interviewed? He has such a lovely voice and a really interesting point of view. >>299009
Though I love all of em
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To me he has a bit of a goofy head, definitely not as unconventional as others ITT but I’m ashamed to say I would fuck the characters he’s played. Also fuck Saul marry Jimmy kill Gene>>299060
Just read my first reader slashfic since a few years ago because of this mf, considering
buying FC3 for him. Unrelated but he reminds me of Handsome Jack minus the frat boy vibes. I haven’t seen seen any interviews with him, will probably watch some tonight.
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Honestly he aged pretty fine and he's less fat these days (but I don't dig the long hair so I chose a different pic)
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Noel Fielding. I find myself drawn to his sense of humour and eccentric style. Plus, the piercing blue eyes.
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I love him too, not sexually though, but as a person.
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Currently binging bake off and wanted to post this, even when he’s older kek
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he looked so hot in this episode>>299009>fuck walter>marry jimmy>kill mike
he's too much of a grandpa
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Lol what a crossover
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Long haired Keith long haired Keith! He's like a very handsome masculine frog ♥
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It’s wild how different the devil horn mohawk makes him look. Long hair is my favourite second to this cut.
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Finally watched Jaws and wow, Roy Scheider was kind of hot in this scene.
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I desperately want more black guys to have this haircut.
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Afar guys just look really cute in general.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afar_people
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Men shouldn’t be allowed to age or have Instagram
I know he looks like a fat roadside hobo now but howdy psychic partnergate is truly breaking my young indie kid heart
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POV you are Ezra Miller
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I like men who look like lesbians
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Yeah I’ve heard people say he’s the working man’s timothee
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I need him, nonnas. Need. I know some people in the conventional attractions thread would say he belongs there but usually you get BTFO’d for liking older men kek truly he was gorgeous in his 20s, seemingly hit the wall in his 30s, then boomeranged back around to being the big bad wolf in human form in his 50s and it’s NOT FAIR.
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This is him at 25 UGH
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KEK MAYBE SO still would have tho
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Ntayrt it's Jeffery Dean Morgan
Im never the type to think men age like wine or be into old men, but he's one of those rare exceptions where I actually think he became better looking the older he's gotten, not sure why, but he's so cute
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Wasn’t ever into him but for some reason atm the more I look the more I think you might be onto something. He reminds me of a less gangly more dad-like Jason Lee
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Omg I’ve had that thought before re Jason Lee being similar. He’s the beta phenotype kek one more pic and I promise I’ll stop spamming my thirst is just extra strong today
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Kafka was cute
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i wanted to fuck him so badly, massive cutie>>299032
also him, avantgarde sex bomb.>>298701
had a mad crush on him too, i remember him as particularly sexy in the ouija board and drunk dad ep.
great taste, nonnas
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wtf, i just wanted to post the real one, guess that’s why i thought of him. i only found out who he was because i saw these pics somewhere and thought he looked ugly-cute.
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idk if i can say my opinion about jews guys. there was a time i said they are the worst type of white guys on the vent thread but some jannie marked as a racebait…. but i never saw one that looked really beautiful instead of cute-ugly
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I bought a long sleeved adidas top in high school because of him>>299432
Have you seen him in Mallrats nona? I love him
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One of the Trevor Moore anons here hehe, I LOVED him when he was the devil in that one sketch, doing a weird over the top southern accent and wearing like some kind of red face paint and winged eyeliner of all things kek I could only find a shitty gif of it tho sad emoji
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He hasn't been active in probably years but Zac Pennington is unreasonably attractive to me.
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Retard, who said anything about cancelling? I'm definitely older than you. Did you want his smelly chipped meth teeth biting your nipples before he cheats on you too? All his gfs and groupies were supermodels. This balding faggot would never even look at you. Get some self esteem and stop being a pickme over one of the ugliest men on the planet.
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i don't think he's that unconventional but Green Gartside from Scritti Politti is gorgeous
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How is jermy's old brother so fucking fat and ugly compared to Jermy? Mother cheating? He has default central European guy face. Like Warner Ziegler from better call saul. His npc ass couldn't handle little brother's swag.
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My retarded manwhore crush. I hate him for not getting that nose job he so desperately needs but even that can't fix how short his midface is, and he still can't achieve the baby slut look he wants because his hulking jaw takes away from any cuteness he had before he started whoring himself out. (Picrel is spoilered bc his dick is out, albeit censored.) I don't know what's going on inside his head these days, clearly some of his faggot buddies would've already taught him how to wax his stank beaver? It makes his uncircumcised wurstie look so much worse. I miss being able to post him on the conventional thread. Why is my life so hard?
lol I have no idea why my thinking Jonathan Davis was hot in the 90's-00's is triggering
them so much
Why are you so mean to him, he looks fine. The criticisms of his penor are valid
I’m sure, as I don’t doubt you are an expert on it
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While we are Trevorposting…
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I don’t know why but this is so funny to me. It’s when you try to force a nickname that you think sounds cool but nobody ever picks up on it or calls you it.
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I’m so sorry…I just thirst watched that godawful STUPID horror movie he was in last year as an after work treat and I am beside myself
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Nonnies I got you… always. Looks princely with this one
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Don't you mean like a vampire?
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i've had a crush on him for the longest time. cute, successful, nerdy, kind idk i think he kinda does it for me. also he doesn't look bad for 42
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>see story that moz ended concert this week after 30 minutes because he was cold
This never would have happened if I'd been there to cuddle him.
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Damn, Mozfags will literally eat up anything
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>>299776>would sooner cancel his concert than wear an extra layer
Now there's a man with a passion for fashion (fur and leather excluded)
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Am I in danger of becoming the JDM version of Paul Dano-anon? kek
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You're not alone in this nonna, I've been big into him for years now, since I saw Supernatural. He's always been hot but I actually found him most attractive in his forties, though to say he's late fifties now he's still got it. I think he the was most gorgeous he has been in the show Magic City (gifrel) and then cutest in The Accidental Husband. That smile of his and those dimples too, so handsome.>>299745
Do you mean The Unholy? That was such a bad movie haha.
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YES omG he was so handsome in Magic City. The style of the era it was set in really suited him, same with that one Marilyn Monroe miniseries where he was Joe DiMaggio. His dimples and smile are definitely his special features. And yes i meant the Unholy lmao it was awful, and I’ve watched it more than once because I’m garbage and I’m proud, Thank you for making me feel valid
and not wanting to torture me in a shipping container kek ily nonna
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I completely agree, he has a face that fits so perfectly into that time period, he was so smooth and absolutely just oozed sex in that role and I really liked him clean shaven. Also no judgement on you for 'enjoying' The Unholy more than once, he looked great in it! Lmao at your gif, that was one of the most over the top sex scenes ever, full on fucking as the room burns down. I could never torture a fellow JDM fan in a shipping container! Okay so he's definitely old but compared to some of the literal murderers who get posted here I think we're good.
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God I also think there’s just something about how easy he seems in his skin all the time, like he has a confidence and swagger that doesn’t grate on me like other actors have. He always looks so natural during sex scenes too. BRB drooling…
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JDM and JDM anon meeting
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I know it wasn't intended but the corpse looking thing reminds me of a long haired Jordan. I still like him though
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i’m in love with this mysterious, unnamed nigerien tuareg man from 1978
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cute amish boy who had a police chase on a horse. hope he's well
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I want to bang this autistic fag Nick Mullen. I feel like he’d be garbage in bed too, and yet I’d still go for it. Deeply ashamed and deeply horny
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Sorry nonna but reminded me of this
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what happened to the lennonfag that posted here
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would gladly offer myself to be this man's next meal
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Speaking of Far Cry villains I low-key want Joseph Seed’s Joseph Seed and I feel kinda bad because he’s literally a schizophrenic baby murderer lmao
I guess it’s just his charismatic cult leader aura and great abs idk
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Sean Connery might not be considered unconventional in popular opinion, but I always hated his scrotey attitude towards women. The sex symbol status of his James Bond character is such a forced meme.
But goddamn, does he pull off the silver fox look in The Hunt For Red October. My military uniform fetish might have something to do with it, but I finally get why people want to fuck Connery.
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i want furio from the sopranos to uccidere my gnocca
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Furio’s beautiful. I’ve always been conflicted about Christopher. Somehow he’s ugly and cute at the same time
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I know what you mean anon. He has some nice facial features. I love a man with a unibrow
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Nayrt but I think of him as very conventionally attractive, though perhaps not by lolcow’s standards that lean towards young pretty boys. Younger Mads is one of the most classically hot men I can think of. He has objectively ideal facial bone structure. Perhaps anon thinks he’s unconventionally attractive because he’s old now & doesn’t rly have eyelashes or eyebrows, but the latter is just danes for ya
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Eh, disagree. Some parts of his face are better but others; dead eyes that wouldn't be fixed with nice lashes or brows (also I'm a huge fan of blond + light lashes/brows), a broken looking nose, fishlike lips.
It's why he looks so creepy or like a druggie in his old age while some other men age better too. I think it's mostly being white, somewhat masculine, and famous that makes him seem hot to a lot of women and girls so…I wouldn't necessarily count him as unconventional, but, yeah, old or young, he's always been hard to look at for me.
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I'd make him eat his own cum.
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Elon Musk wishes he had the raw twinkish sexual pull that a younger Thom Yorke had. Look at this little bitch. I want to pick him up and throw him. And watch his face screw up right before he cries. Might as well kill myself now because I'll never experience that.
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is that joseph gordon-levitts grandpa? doesn’t look ugly for an old moid.>>300181
i like your fantasies but thom yorke looks like a 7 year old with special needs>>300011
nick mullen was conventionally attractive, he’s just a manlet who caught aids recently>>299515
ezra miller is a jew and conventionally attractive, can’t think of other pretty male jews
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I love his lack of eyelashes and eyebrows, his marked cheekbones.And I really can't describe what it is that attracts me so much to him.>>300169>being white, somewhat masculine, and famous that makes him seem hot to a lot of women and girls
LMAO invent something better nona
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i love boxers, especially after they’ve been beaten up.
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it activates my protective instinct
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He needed me as his wrangler.
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Just saw a picture of this absolute hunk of a man, I gasped out loud and I swear my heart skipped a beat. I did a reverse image search and whoops, it's a Nazi
Jacob is kinda ugly imo
I get the people who are horny for John but he looks a bit like a Hollywood-ified version of my ex which is slightly off putting.
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He has that rat face that I love in men. I feel you on the ugly cute, but I can't judge him too much for his receding jaw/big nose situation, I suffer from the same thing kek
came here to post the exact same pic
I'm actually more offended by the poly thing than the whole FTX debacle, it's too degen for me
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he looks like Robert Pattinson in twilight here
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is this supposed to be sheldon dressed as the i like turtles kid?
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Idk if he's unconventional or not, anyone else like this guy on YouTube who does tech videos?
I like how true crime fans thirst over other mass murderers as I'd it's okay, but somehow I never saw a Brandon fan. Like, guys killing people is perfectly fine but if said guy is a racist, now this is too far.
Nonetheless, shit taste, nonnie
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I don't know that guy, but this reminded me that every time I shop for a new phone or headphones i watch Marques Brownlee and am reminded that he is fairly cute, has a nice voice and is really good at reviewing tech
love to see men being good at something
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God I’m in love with this dude
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>>300375>>300385>mass murderer>And worse he's a 4chan spouting frog
You're saying this as if it was a bad thing.
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posting viggo in eastern promises again because he deserves it
Wtf ofc when I go away y'all start talking about my favourite!!! I want him so bad it's not even funny kek. Also you didn't hear this from me, but fuck me the few ao3 fics about him are so damn good (and if any writer anons are seeing this I'm on my hands and knees begging)>>298463
Agree so hard, this is the whole reason I want to fuck Charlie from Smiling friends too
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Sucks that he’s practically invisible with ra artists but whatever
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Could this be a potential new thread pic for #19?
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Definitely posted by a moid as he looks like he’s asking for rupees before you cross the bridge stamped with a hideous mole right above his pig mouth. Nothing of value lost, fuck his ass
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I like seeing him writhe around in pain.
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I wanna pluck this wet little faggots unibrow so bad.
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that’s because people speculate he’s gay, there’s probably some really good fanart made by a fujos
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He cute and I like his voice
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Wouldn’t that mean that he should have even more fanart??knowing fandom culture it’s probably because he’s black
oh I heard it being a speculation but I didn’t know about that interview kek >>300546
kek you’re probably right but at the same time there would be tumblr artists making him into a fat queer trans icon, they’re too busy trying to draw jesse and walter fucking each other to touch him thankfully
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A moid has made me angry today so imagine entertaining his giant ego until you get him alone and you hold his head down between your legs and instruct him on how to get you off and if he does it wrong you pull his head up to slap him. Idk imagine him crying and sobbing trying to eat you out the way you tell him to and his face is all red from being slapped and then when all's said and done you laugh when he asks you to get him off and just gtfo of there sorry to the anons who read this. I should probably just get a journal or something.
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He probably smells awful, but maybe that adds to the appeal.
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>watching house of the dragon
>everyone is obsessed with aemond or even matt smith's daemon
>find myself more attracted to otto hightower
His daughter is hot too.
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I imagine if he had a normal hair cut he’d be conventionally attractive, even without the makeup he’s basically there. I love his theatrics though
Anon from the greentext is based.
And if EP has such an outstanding career then why choose to post him in dahmer form?
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he doesn't even look like this anymore but i still want him to bend me over a table after a depressing day of tard wrangling his dumbfuck army
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KEK yes nonnie
! I read it when it came out so it's been awhile but the authors writing is very good, I remember getting butterflies from it. My favourite is "You're awful" I've never been too into the whole hate fuck thing but my god, it's the only fic I always go back to.>>300463>>300464
Yeah I think bc they're borderline self inserts it scratches the same itch, plus I always find myself into really gross guys and what's better than some fat yellow fuck voiced by a handsome guy.
Wish Zach would show his face more, man he's too cute
yes! I understand why he doesn’t show his face but at the same time- he’s just so cute.>>300739
as for Charlie, I’ve been absolutely obsessed with him, I’m not sure why lol, maybe it’s his personality. can’t wait for s2, I want to see my yellow husband again lol
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seeing this pic of andre the giant made me horny
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i hate gus as a character but think of how many lives could have been spared or not been ruined if there'd been some gay hatefucking in breaking bad and better call saul
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Both painfully average, both disgustingly cruel. They can fix eachother.
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God I wish I was normal
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I use to fall asleep to his Deep Web Browsing videos. It was weirdly comforting.
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need 90s dean ween so bad. holy shit
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I don't think Jordan would be happy to hear about Ben leaving him for a younger and likely more virile man.
Fuentes may be younger but I'm pretty sure he's just as much an ED victim
as Jordan P.
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Ben might have to become a femboy with a tail buttplug collection to help with Nick's dysfunction. Jordan would never ask that of Ben, he's all about self-improvement.
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This mentally ill robot I saw on the chan
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Judge me all you want but Dave Foley on Kids in the Hall was one of my first guy crushes as a tween (I watched reruns on Comedy Central kek) and especially when he did drag in sketches, which was often. Something about his ultra Canadian accent and the gap front teeth plus the fact that he was funny were all really charming. He unironically passed better than like every tranny I’ve ever seen.
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Samefag like, you can obviously tell he’s a dude but his features really suit drag lmao
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anon we are totally mind-melding right now. he was also cute in its pat imo
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FACTS. I am so happy someone else feels me on this I hope you’re having a GREAT day/night wherever u are nonna. Am I high or does he kind of give Chloe Grace Moretz vibes kek (not a bad thing)
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Igor Strelkov. Glowie war criminal and cringefail ultranationalist who incited the 2014 Donbass war. Spent the first 7 months of the current war seething on the bench and calling Putler a cuck for not mobilizing the population ("milblogging"). Recently sentenced to life in prison in the Hague for the shootdown of the MH17. Current whereabouts unknown but presumed deep in shit on the vatnik front lines. My babygirl?>>301014
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it amezes me this guy looks and acts as if he were your friend's loser dad who's into military reenactment and yet he has comitted war crimes in three different conflicts, including executing his own troops
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The fact that he rly is a loser who lived with his mom and spent his glowie paychecks on LARPing and military antiques while being a fucking war criminal is what does it for me I think, it's like gap moe or something. He's giving "tenured history professor who looks like he gave up years ago and has a weirdly personal knowledge of post-Soviet conflict zones". >We'll be covering the Višegrad massacres today. No need to open your books, I find them quite inaccurate…>>301086
My bad for not code-switching, I'll call him a moid next time.
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So this guy is basically picrel irl?
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i don't care how many rubber bands he has on his face i would FUCK the shit out of him
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sorry i could save him
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Kek nonna, I find pictures of him in the 60s real fly
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Wendigoon getting emotional about bible stuff while having his dewy skin shimmer in the dim light is a sight to behold
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I wonder what he look like without the beard, his hair is so lucious too. I fully commited the sin of jealousy by watching his videos
Don't worry nonnie
, me too
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He was a qt I love 60s boys
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He’s shorter than me and I would crush him between my buff thighs but only in character as Endeavour Morse
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Kinda? If not SBU then the Five Eyes are most likely hunting him and there's also a bounty on him for anyone who'd like to put him on the Eichmann Express personally, so barring suicide via two shots to the back of the head someone will eventually find him. But he's probably too busy teaching pensioners to reload Mozinkas and executing civilians for looting a pair of pants to take care of orphans like your picrel, kek. And yet I'd still ride this sociopathic goober in the back pews? Mystifying.
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lol same nonnie
, his self-deprecating dedication to the most pointless stuff like the mother tomato stream is very endearing
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Haven’t been the same since I watched the new Black Panther movie. Tenoch Huerta as Namor could threaten me and I’d thank him for it.
This video is very long fellow Jordan appreciator, can you give me a timestamp please?
>vid uploaded 4 years ago
He's barely aged a day.
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Some random French streamer who I think if he slimmed down he would be exactly my type
i posted this exact image in the french lolocow thread to say how greasy he is
Raise you strandards nonny
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he seems genuinely pretty nice and grounded, if a lil too soy. reminds me of my fave ex bf tbh
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I desire him carnally
Oh yeah he's cute. >>301396
I'm sorry anon but he has the homo phenotype
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Don't worry, I see your vision nonnie
. He'd be a cutie if he was borderline underweight.>>301409
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because we love you
Is it bad i know i wouldn't find him hot if he wasn't covered in bruises and looked visibly in pain?>>299009
Fuck you anon for not having lalo as an option.
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Where are all these twitterfags coming from? This website is dying
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>mfw when the carreyfag and lennonfag haven’t returned yet to schizopost here in months
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I find Kiryu's voice actor almost as sexy as Kiryu himself. When whatever creator deity decided to put a vibrator down this man's throat when making him she was so based.
I swear you can find Carreyfag in the conspiracy thread and the celebricows thread, but this is just a theory.>>301463
Can faggots stop posting this website to tiktok
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I know he was a war criminal but Givi was actually attractive. Please tell me someone agrees with me
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I hate the manbun and I recognize he's a bit ugly, yet ever since the euros…
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his episode on Dante's inferno.>>301222
I find his way of talking about his relgion really refreshing, without dumb jokes or anything. Also kek nona, I noticed it's a common trope that women find men of faith attractive. I guess it's the passion and empathy. Wendigoon is real son in law material
nah, he looks and acts the same as Kurtis Conner
A dude with semi-long hair who acts super woke is a major tunr off
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yeah he was hot unfortunately, the sheer grip vidrel had on people is insane…I even tried calling him after he read his phone number out loud kek
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Other nonna jealous of Wendi's flawless skin here. He looks like a chubbier version of Jesus in this Sacred Heart painting, what with his thick hair, dark eyelashes, supple lips, and golden, glowing, dewy skin.
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You really tried to call him? Lol nona please tell me, what were you planning to say to him if he responded? I can't blame you though, I would have done the same. That was also the video which brought him to my attention, but vidrel which I found on /wsg/ solidified my attraction towards him. The clips where he's committing war crimes towards civilians and prisoners of war
being dominant and assertive make me feel a kind of way.
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Mozanons killed them.
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I bet he's a virgin.
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Carrying the torch for Mike of RLM
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I would let him snoochie my boochie
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Wake up nonnas, Zach showed his face once again
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Givi's aesthetics were immaculate (all deranged warlords should be this cute), but I couldn't take him seriously bc his speech impediment was so bad lmao. and he sounded mad dumb too, like a 12-year-old's idea of a tough army guy. made me want to bully him about how chimping out at POWs is the only thing he's good for since he sucked at all the war stuff.
I wasn't planning to say anything if he actually picked up but I got his voicemail instead (busy pissing and shidding when not on camera I guess). idr what I said exactly but basically I complimented him in my meh-tier Russian and then told him that unfortunately collaborators like him will be liquidated haha. also switched off my phone for literal days afterwards bc I was scurred he'd call back or they'd track my location somehow. idek if the message got recorded properly but o well, 10/10 would cyberbully a war criminal again>>301610
Many such cases
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he's cute and his speech impediment is funny
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all of the oneyplays boys are so fine
Link to the vid nonnie
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jay is underrated though
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>>301688>all deranged warlords should be this cute
If you're going to commit war crimes you should at least look attractive doing it. Smh if only the nazis were cute slavic guys. why do I have such an attraction towards immoral people>his speech impediment was so bad
I don't know Russian so I honestly can't tell if there's anything wrong with his voice, it just sounds like someone speaking a different language to me. But it must be bad if he was barred from continuing to be in the army because of it. Is it like a kid pronouncing Rs or a lisp or something, what does it sound like?>I got his voicemail
I have a feeling he got more than one call/voicemail from thirsty women lol. Imagine his reaction picking up his phone thinking it's some general or something calling him but instead having someone profess her love for him in his ear.>complimented him in my meh-tier Russian and then told him that unfortunately collaborators like him will be liquidated
If he listened to his voicemail you have rights to boast that you called a war criminal and gave him advice. You were right though, I think he must've known he'd be killed at some point.
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I want to bully him
I relistened to Pornography Hour and these were mentioned:>Chris is uncircumcised >Zach is circumcised >Chris’s dick bends slightly to the left >Chris used to sometimes jack off for three hours until his dick was leaking precum like a faucet and it felt like the best thing ever but would immediately regret wasting so much time afterwards >Zach likes blowjob videos but doesn’t like facials (Chris convinced him to like them 2% more though) >Chris loves facials>Chris implied he thinks anal is disgusting>Both Chris and Zach expressed a dislike of weird/extreme porn and think that needing more weird and extreme porn to get off is bad
I know there’s other episodes where they talk about more (for sure there’s a previous episode where Chris and Zach have their initial facial debate, and there’s a whole episode where they argue about circumcision).
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Love this aesthetic
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RIP. At least he lives on in my assorted gif folder of him.
>>301875>Chris likes to make eye contact during blowjobs
I enjoy this too but I can't imagine it without imagining him making some retarded face kek
Chris is constantly talking about how much he hates anal kek it makes me laugh, he said it in vidrel too (also says he's really vanilla, and Zach shits on degeneracy some more earlier in the timestamp and says people should hide their fetishes away). There's apparently been some hate towards Smiling Friends on /co/ lately because some lines in the show criticizing dopamine cycles and nihilism + Zach's vocal distaste of weird fetishes led a lot of people to get offended that the show is pushing "neopuritan" ideals KEK, imagine getting offended because an internet funnyman isn't as much of a degenerate as you are.
Keith was so cute. Even as an old dude idc.>>301695>>301743
Rwick was the worst on that show, to the point I was starting to like vyvyan. He's super cute here tho>>301911>>301892
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LC went down as soon as I was gonna reply kek but fuck me this info destroyed my brain, I hope some talented nonna uses this info wisely… raise that 4 to a 5 kek>>301909
Yeah I've seen that going around on /co/, there's a whole retarded image on explaining the whole thing kek if I see it again I'll share. It baffles me how butthurt moids can get over the simplest things
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I think it’s just one anon (or a few) making all of these “bait” threads, which sucks because it ruining the discussion about the show. Which sucks even more because I like the show.>>301939
we can’t post links but there’s usually daily threads on /co/ about how Smiling Friends is “Christian propaganda” and how Zach is a mega neopuritan like the nonnies mentioned above. It’s getting annoying not gonna lie.
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He’s so cute
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Miss Chavvy psychopath Bladee too
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Here you go anons. Spoilered bc irrelevant. I really like the show too (I’m a Charlie fucker kek) and I think most of them are mad since haha based funny men actually have a show and aren’t living in their parents house kek
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didn’t know if i should post him on the conventional or the unconventional thread but I’m so embarrassed to find him attractive…his music is literal dogshit
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Absolutely love all the zach and oneyfags ITT you guys should write fics. I tried using ai dungeon to make some for myself but they’ve since changed the infinite decisions setting now you actually have to pay for energy.
pic unrelated chris with vinny before his crunchy wig took over
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Yeah he went from pretty flat hair and a receding hairline to wearing caps like crazy and then showing his “hair” kek it looks dry so people constantly ask him if hes wearing a wig piece.
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Yeah it is kek he’s too stupid to pluck his hairline in his wig piece so its obvious in pictures that show his scalp. Rip I used to have a huge crush on vinny back in 2015 before I realized this man is a balding pervert
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I need his warmth for these cold winter nights or I will kill myself, sage so you know this isn't really a cry for help
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I just saw this with my best friend and I can’t believe how attracted to David Harbour as Santa I am…I have a wee crush on him from Stranger Things anyway but this………this killed me nonnas
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I couldn't fix him because he can do it himself, a true Chad
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Nonnas… stop doing this to me… I'm agreeing with >>302086
we need oneyfags collab fic, I check ao3 everyday praying someone is lurking & taking notes>>302098
I've always found Vinny attractive, but fucking hell these wig pics are making me wheez kek>>302119
I'm on my last fucking straw I swear to God…
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ayrt im tempted to make an ao3 and start writing fics with everything nonnas mentioned up thread kek. So tired of checking ao3 and seeing someones self insert being coddled by an ooc chris or zach and tifs taking over by being over the top with their gremlin shit.
Picrel oneyfags ITT
KEK that picture! Ayrt, PLEASE DO! I had a convo above with an anon about how there's only 4 Zach fics (ones Chris/Zach/reader so basically 3 kek), some of them are written well but are sorta ooc.
Vidrel, at 14:00 Zach talks how he jerks off to music sometimes & Chris says how he mutes porn. He mimics himself jerking off, anons are definitely right how Zach probably shy (tbh this whole video is Zach just moaning kek)
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Just coming back a third time to say once again that I’m still obsessed with him and wish I could have saved him. I would have been his replacement mom and helped him stay away from the drugs so he could have died in his 60s like a normal fatty actor. I just think his facial structure is so nice with the crazy eyes. I love this greasy fat Italian so much.
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very based techbro enjoyers! i like all the aforementioned, but id love to contribute my own: steve burke from gamers nexus <3
he is essentially perfect to me, very smart, well travelled, multilingual, mountain biker and a cat person. i also just find him super cute/hot, everytime i watch his videos it takes all my strength not to stare at his forearms and to not freak out over the way he manhandles all that hardware hhhhhh… down terrible.
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i think he's conventionally attractive (in some pictures at least) but i'm ashamed to like him anyway. he's so autistic but that makes it better
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i'd heard about this with pink but not maus, though him being friends with pink isn't a good sign anyway (although i think they stopped talking to each other recently? idk). anyway here's another photo of him that does something to me
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Oh thank god it’s not just me kek. When he busted out that funky patterned shirt in ST3 I swooned. I didn’t think I would find him as attractive in 4 when he got super thin to look malnourished in Russian prison but I DID. If you haven’t seen Violent Night yet, definitely treat yourself! I’m def going to again kek. I never thought someone could make Santa Claus hot but like…he did it. Something something come down my chimney wink wink etc
I really want to know what music he listens to during it. >>302184
True. Any other sexual details I come across about Chris or Zach I will post in the IRL Husbandos thread.
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He looks so stereotypically nerdy
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I can tell when I’m ovulating every month because I notice I feel attracted to guys I’ve never really thought about before. I’m watching Red Letter Media and suddenly imagined what it would be like to fuck Mike Stoklasa, he was pretty hot when he was young
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Mike looked kinda rough and thuggish unlike Jay who's genuinely conventionally attractive one.
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I am attracted to Jerma, so I don't agree with that other person. but if you want some reasons to not like him…
His current girlfriend
-is 7 years younger than him
-was a fan for 6 years prior to dating
-is currently his employee
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I was watching The Gentleman’s Challenge and got horny every time iDubbbz got really nervous or screamed when he was shocked by a shock collar, kek. I discovered something new about myself, I guess
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i want to make max whimper
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Arguably conventional but definitely not anymore.
Eh, he's a common crush among girls who like more masc-looking guys, I've seen it a few times before and I'd include myself in that category too. The baldness isn't a big issue, the muscles are usually a plus, and he's aged pretty well.
I'd go so far as to say current Joe is hotter than pic Joe. Pic Joe is some frat guy who just hit 30 and doesn't know what to do, current Joe is blue-collar Italian (yet also stoner?) daddy.
>>302974>I'd go so far as to say current Joe is hotter than pic Joe
please say sike>current Joe is blue-collar Italian (yet also stoner?) daddy.
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only attracted to him in this picture because he looks exactly like my first love who is female kek its actually uncanny. he was kind of cute in the panic in needle park. actually idk how unconventional he is but he's so short and he aged like milk so im putting him here
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in light of recent news…
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i had no idea who that was so i looked her up and she's not nearly as hot as my ex at all and doesnt really look like her. her mom does look like anna though
oh well. at least young pacino's mugshot>>303066
idk i thought he was so ugly in scarface but i thought maybe it was for the role i havent really looked into him old looking kek you might be right just not my thing, i take it back
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He is so fucking beautiful in Dog Day Afternoon I would have made him my little manlet wife and fed him grapes while he whimpered. By 1980 he looked like shit. He is vile in Cruising.
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I have at one time or another been attracted to each member of the Official Podcast and I am not proud of that.
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I posted that long ago sorry nonnie
kek, I just felt the weird tension at the beginning of the conversation
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Alexander Siddig was so fucking cute in his prime. If he was 20ish years younger his career would have been so different and he would 100% be in the same English SWANA dreamboat niche as Dev Patel and Riz Ahmed right now
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For the Thom Yorke fans here especially, remember in the mid 2000s when there was a whole Thom Yorke vs. Matt Bellamy 'thing' going on? I was in love with this man when I was a huge Muse fan but I loved his and Thom's noses so much. I fucking love English men who look like ferrets I guess
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Rewatching Documental rn solely for him. I have some pretty embarrassing unconventional attractions but this one I feel like I should be put down for just because it’s so weird. I think the fact that he’s funny makes him being ugly attractive to me idfk
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Anons, how do you think our favourite unconventional men celebrate the holidays? I can see Moz snuggling up with a 30something boy toy in front of a roaring fire, sharing a big bowl of vegan pasta and privately reminiscing about Christmases long past with Marr.
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Peanut, one of PaymoneyWubby's editors. He's so tiny, I just want to pick him up and throw him. I like his smile and he's the only guy I've ever thought looked cute with a nose ring. I also knew he would win the pancake batter competition, easily. It was kind of hot when he came out of the tent covered in sweat
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I don't think he's that unconventional but people never take it seriously when I say he's so attractive. I want to have a wholesome relationship with him where we listen to shortwave radio and play video games, but I also want him to be secretly evil and fuck me up emotionally
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oh em gee just like steve howe and jon anderson!!!!
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I have no idea why but once in a blue moon when I see The Stig walks to a car going to set a lap time I feel like stripping his trousers and ride his dick, even though I know I'll end up disappointed.
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This isn’t anyone specific but I find it cute when men stand like this.
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Daniil would initially refuse to celebrate because he would say it's a meaningless consumer holiday pushed by corporations, but would reluctantly (not actually reluctantly) buy a small gift of chocolate or something for his favourite person (me)
Marr is straight, right? Either way it is sad, no wonder Moz comes off so bitter sometimes.>>303328
"Marrissey" is definitely superior to McLennon.
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My Moroccan friend says he's ugly by Moroccan standards, but I see so many people wanting him kek. I'm obsessed with him, it's not even funny I want him so damn bad… he's so beautiful
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I was going to post him as well nonnie
, his face is goofy but I like his body type.
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reposting to rectify typos>>303551
im moroccan living in morocco and he's ugly in my opinion though definitely not by our standards. he's strong and tall ( like 195cm ) with nice teeth so by objective definition handsome. and i respect that his wife is also tall as well. and shes cute. usually tall moids go for super short women so im glad it wasn't the case for him or i would be sideyeing
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Aaah he makes me laugh so hard
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>>301553>I noticed it's a common trope that women find men of faith attractive
Guilty as charged.
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nonnies.. back me up on this
Closest is us all congregating in IRL husbando thread >>>/g/289276
kek fanfic anons keep us updated bc I love you guys>>303790
Fuck me I forgot about this video. Thanks nonna, I will be saving this for… a rainy day
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I mean Father Ted does fit in this thread. How the hell do you mistake The Exorcist guy with Father Ted though?
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IM BACK Derrick-kun 5ever>>303787
I felt so crazy for having a crush on him in that movie, priests are so hot. Especially because he’s all sad and fucked up.
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sage for kpop posting
idc what anyone says, s coups is cute af, we has the cutest gummy smile and he is quite manly for a kpop idol
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I never thought watching Roy Scheider nearly getting assassinated in his underwear would be so hot.
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Brendan Schaub. He counts as an unconventional attraction because he everyone hates him. I can't think of a single other nonnette who would date him but I want him to hold me by the ankles so my legs are wide to the side and rail me like a big autistic yeti
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I find Nicky Hilton’s husband super cute in a goofy way.
>tfw ywn be a Rothschild
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Some anon posted a pic of him a year ago in one of the old threads. I didn't really get it, until I recently watched "A Nightmare on Elm Street" for the first time. Then I watched an interview of Robert saying how it was, on a really subconscious level, a date movie, and how the audience liked Freddy going after Nancy, and how Freddy should, like, force a kiss onto her. Suddenly I got it. Now I can't really watch those movies without just thinking it's Robert.
Yes. He and Bob Odenkirk had a sexual relationship back when they were writers.
I'm not even kidding here
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When I'm not lusting after barrel chested stocky men, it's Brad Dourif.
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Alan Dobie as Prince Bolkonsky from the 1972 version of "War and Peace". Hhhhhh.
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For my fellow bong anons: young Matthew Horne and James Corden. At the same time.
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me too. it's such an absurd show, but blackadder in season 2 is so hot.
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Dougal is the ultimate himbo.
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For me it’s Lord Percy
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Made me go look up Raul Julia from "Romero" and I realized he looks so much like that one dude from Breaking Bad.
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I was obsessed with Dermot Morgan for a short while. My butt-chinned prince gone too soon.
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My friends said he looks like Shane Dawson, I don't see it.
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I love him, he's been my crush for the longest time.
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Goddamit he was posted in ot and I can’t stop thinking about him again
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I just know his hands are cold and clammy so I can’t really think about having sex with him but I like to imagine making him flustered >>304460>>304318
I’ve always harbored a little crush on him and I don’t know why
Oh and their mouth is like :|
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I like Asian men with Jew noses and I don’t know why plus it’s also incredibly rare AAAAAAAAAAA
this is me but i'm female.
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He kind of gives me an icky feeling but schizoid men who don’t act human >>> fuck my pussy please
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this please but with Shapiro. curse you nonas I didn't even know who this guy was til I saw him on these threads and now im obsessed.
those lips ugh
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>>304460>>304510>based Dourif nonnas
I think the expressive quality of his eyes and acting really does it for me. His strange posturing for certain roles, diction and delivery are qualities I find attractive as well. Really don't think he gets enough accolades in the acting world. His portrayal of Grima Wormtongue was spectacular. God that scene while he was circling Eowyn holy fuck did it do things to me… shit I think I love him.
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He looks so cute celebrating with his kids why isn’t he miiiiiiineeee
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Come on share it nonnie
. Can’t be as bad as me watching Starcrash last night for mine before ever seeing a Star Wars movie.
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Shapiroanons, how do you feel about the time a tranny laid his hand on Ben and threatened to beat him up?
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old fat alcoholic Mike > young skinny handsome Mike
srsly nonas he's giving me a fetish. yes I am ovulating what of it
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAY
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Both of them
lmao nona I had to check and make sure I wasn't the one who posted this!! I'm so in love with him out of nowhere.
I'm rewatching their 'Nerd Crew' videos where where they parody pop culture podcasters and he sometimes does a deep 'podcast' voice close to the microphone and I think he sounds so hot lmao.
I heard he and jessi might secretly be married and I almost cried. Over this random shlubby, middleaged man. What is wrong with us, kek
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i want to save a qt far eastern russian boy from pootin
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Not my proudest fap
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Same anon god dammit theres too many cute Russian guys on VK (i personally prefer Asians but theres plenty cute blond white boys on there too)
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy‘s speech at US congresss made me re-evaluate how I look at him. I think his speech was great and he looks more handsome with facial hair.
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He was a QT before that even.
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Let them seethe. There’s no denying he has carisma and visual appeal.
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He is globohomo's strongest soldier kek
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I don't want to fuck him, I just want to hug him to see what it feels like. Only after he's been freshly showered and scrubbed down though. He looks like a big Pooh Bear in his red shirt.
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Not David Byrne but Boyd Rice, a qt with uhhh questionable beliefs, but I like the way you think.
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I wanna know if other actor-husbando-anons have seen their husbando's first film. I just did and it was fucking funny.
I stan him cuz he triggers
chuds, I love the fact a bunch of racist assholes are foaming at the mouth over this man.
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I agree that he is unattractive, but where else should putin nonnies post him then?
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real ones know….. >>304575
potential answers: killing of a chinese bookie, mikey and nicky, obsession, the american friend, the late show, the domino principle (could see how this could be gene hackman), the big sleep, the driver, eyes of laura mars, the midnight express, straight time, and justice for all, the champ, the china syndrome. tell me if I'm wrong because I looked at a list of neo noir movies made between 1976-1979 lol
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after he had two pints of shandy, the madlad
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It's Takagi Shingo for me tbh, I just love the way he smiles and how goofy he is on IG.
I'm also a sucker for big tiddie men, oh well.
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Saw this and made me think of that one Gene Hackman anon. Also it made me lol. I wish I could look like this while driving.
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He’s always cute but the longish hair was so tasty
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Have discovered him through a shitty cam recording of the Dear Evan Hansen stage show. He also plays in West Side Story but honestly 95% of my attraction is the hairdo and grey hoodie. I wish there were more mid-length hair men that took proper care of it and weren't also metalfags.
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Billy Corgan has a lot wrong with him but the way he looked in this era a few years ago was hot ngl
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Not into him now but back in the 90’s when he had hair he was such a cutie. Lol he looks a lot like Gerard way in some pics 1/2
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Yes I hate myself what of it?
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I am DYING. I love the way he laughs with his whole body he’s so cute
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ayrt it's this weird shit that deepens my lust for this freak. I want to do terrible things to his face and make him cry. Then lick the tears. >>305575
That doesn't make me feel better kek.
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He has always been cute in a different way, I love that Billy trolls the hell out of Gerard Way on TikTok because he knows he’s everything Gerard wishes he was.
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Ohh, to be in the middle of a Mike and Jay sandwich. I'd be so happy and snug and life would be complete
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Roy Scheider anon here, I go with my partner!
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Samefag as >>305654
, I blush at your compliment.
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I will convert all of you
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Oh yeah nona, I fucking love The French Connection. >>305657
Have you ever watched Sorecerer (1977)? It's great.
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I wonder what's his obssession with wearing clothes that are too big for him.
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Mmmm god he looks so hot here>what’s his obsession with wearing clothes that are too big for him
he’s just a lil guy
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I haven't! I've been meaning to. I've got some pics of Roy from it, though, kek. You ever see The French Connection II? I started watching it, apparently there's a scene in it where Popeye gets cuffed to a bed and injected full of heroin, sounds hot as fuck.
Actually I just discovered today that there's a sequel (I don't know how could I miss that!) and I've red somewhere that it's a very decent sequel so it's probably going to be the very first film I watch in 2023. >cuffed to bed and injected
Fuck, that sounds really hot. I can't wait to finish my paper, get high and watch it in the dark kek. See you around Roy nonnie
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I’m so glad that multiple of us have guys in Sorceror. It really is the perfect crossover of weirdly hot kind of ugly guys.
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I loved this little fucker. Sad he hit the wall. I still adore his talent tho and I hope he never did something creepy that I've yet to hear about
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>>305773>weirdly hot kind of ugly
I dunno what
you're talkin' about. I haven't even seen the damn movie and already I'm swooning.
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watching chernobyl for the first time and finding jared harris strangely hot. i've watched mad men in the past but he's never caught my eye the same way before.
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Watching Sorcerer right now and I'm really liking the cinematography.
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Finished Sorcerer. Fantastic movie, every time Roy was on screen he was hot as hell, some of the best acting I've ever seen. But man, William Friedkin was quite the dick to him. Gene Hackman anon, wherever you are, I feel like we can bond over our husbandos being treated like garbage by Friedkin, kek.
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Gene anon here, very glad you enjoyed Sorcerer! I didn't know about Friedkin being an asshole lmao, he treated Linda Blair like a Queen during the Exorcist because she was a kid. I love the tree explosion
scene in Sorcerer a lot. And Scheider's character is great, excellent desperate acting. Why do I feel movies like this aren't made anymore? If I may recommend another movie Thief
(1981) is pretty solid. It's not directed by Willian Friedkin but by Michael Mann, who wanted either Roy Scheider or Gene Hackman for the protagonist role but ended up with James Caan instead kek. Very interesting cinematography and acting scenes, and amazing soundtrack by Tangerine Dream. Btw, where's that scene where Roy gets assassinated from? I need to watch that.
Have you seen The Seven-Ups? I think that’s the third crossover between Roy and my guy that I’ve noticed. >>305861
Also NTA but I believe it’s Marathon Man.
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YEAH the tree explosion scene was fucking awesome, you can tell they really enjoyed blowing it to slivers! Ye I've seen The Exorcist and I'm noticing a pattern with Friedkin being an asshole to the cast and crew. My favorite part with Roy was when they first run into the tree and he starts (quite literally) flipping out, contorting his body and slapping the ground. I read that Friedkin made the actors do their own stunts, so they all had to learn how to drive those shitty trucks AND they actually crossed that suspended bridge. Also, and you're gonna find this hard to believe, but everyone working on the film was miserable
, and some even got gangrene! That wacky Friedkin. I was surprised that Tangerine Dream did the soundtrack, but it fits so damn well. It all felt like a David Lean movie. And ye, as the anon pointed out, it's from Marathon Man. (It's okay, not nearly as awesome as Sorcerer but it's pretty solid. Lawrence Olivier plays a pretty badass guy.) I'd recommend All That Jazz waaaay above Marathon Man. Also,>that pic
KEK Geneanon you're the best. I hope you may someday meet him IRL.>>305868
I was gonna watch that, haven't seen it yet. I heard it's like an unofficial sequel to The French Connection, or in that same vein.
Samefagging but also I forgot to mention >>305861
I totally know who Michael Mann is 'cause I watched a shit-ton of Miami Vice, kek. I'll give Thief a watch!
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Thanks nona!Who's your guy? I didn't pick up the name! And I'll check The Seven-Ups although you recommended it to Roy anon.>>305875>>305876
Damn, I really need to learn more cool facts about these movies, conditions sound deranged. I was wondering about the suspended bridge too, another incredible scene! Fucking Friedkin, I do believe what you tell me. Ellen Burstyn injured very badly her back during a tough scene in the Exorcist. I have to check David Lean's movies, I can't believe I haven't watched Lawrence of Arabia yet. O'Toole has been posted many times in the attractive thread and I have to admit that he looked goood. I'll check All That Jazz and Marathon Man too, I need to watch that scene. Thanks for your recommendations, men out there think Mann and Friedkin are macho movie directors but they forget how sofisticated the taste of women can be.
Aaay, happy new year, Geneanon. For David Lean's films, I highly recommend watching "Hobson's Choice", it's about an unmarried "old maid" (she's like, 25 or 27 or something lol) chained to her father's shoe store, and she rebels and opens her own and marries their cobbler, but it evolves into something greater. It's super refreshing to watch someone, known for his masculine, action-adventure movies, make something rather feminist and well-written. It's a real treat. But ye, then move into Lawrence and Bridge on the River Kwai 'cause they're fucking awesome (and William Holden is a babe in that lol). I also read about the behind the scenes stuff of The Exorcist! I remember reading how Linda Blair HATED the cold after working on it, 'cause she was only wearing a nightgown and long underwear for most of the movie. Friedkin was kind of a tyrant, but he did slap that one priest (played by William O'Malley) across the face in order to get a proper reaction from him, and recently it's come to light that O'Malley was accused of child molestation. So the fucker deserved it and I'm glad Friedkin did that.
It pisses me off that Sorcerer hardly has any behind-the-scenes photos, I love looking at stuff like that, getting a sense of the camaraderie of the cast and crew. You oughta watch the vidrel I linked, you might like it!
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Watching the 2020 quarantine episode of RLM’s Half in the Bag and for some reason intentionally shlubby, disheveled bearded Mike makes my heart race
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Have to go back to work this week, fired up Photoshop in preparation and was inspired to make this
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That's basically every drunken, abusive
father in a Hollywood coming of age film
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Happpy New Year to you too Roy nona! I'll check Hobson's Choice, sounds cool! And the video you posted too, of course! Oh I wish there was some footage of Friedking being an asshole on the set kek. See you around!>>306018
Lmao, it's perfect
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Bryan Christopher Kohberger. Prior to knowing his name, I hardly paid any mind to the Moscow Idaho murders case. However, ever since his photo was plastered all over the news cycle, I’ve been absolutely obsessed. I’ve listened to every podcast. I’ve watched every YouTube video. I’ve read every news article.
His jawline, his eyes, his height, his smile, his broad shoulders, everything about his appearance is so incredibly alluring. I’ve started a collection of every picture of him I can find online. I gaze at these images of him every morning and night.
I’m certain that he has a massively autistic and unpleasant personality. Everything I’ve seen online seems to back up this assertion. In every aspect, this guy is a total loser. So why can’t I stop fantasizing about his masculine body overpowering me?
I have genuinely never felt this way about any other criminal or mass killer. I’ve always found the Columbine, Dahmer, and Bundy fangirls to be cringe and retarded. I have no idea what has possessed me. I am both deeply ashamed and utterly infatuated.
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This thread is suffering from dangerously low Yorkeposting. I'm still thinking about slapping him around ♥
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i can't help it even if he does tweet cringy shit and acts like a man child
you may be autistic. The man in the picture is a discount jerma looking white man with light hair.
When sexual attraction occurs it usually leads to sex. Sex leads to children. Children receive their parents' genes. When both parents have the same recessive gene, the likelihood that their children receive that same gene increases. Recessive genes are usually harmful. In the case of blonde men with lighter eyes and lighter skin, they carry the same recessive gene from both parents. So, they carry no dominant brown hair/eyes/whatever gene. With the way global warming is going and the direction it's heading, i dont see blonde men and their children surviving very well. So i advised dear anon to stay away from the pasty sick looking nerdic virgin, and go for the bull MENA chad instead(preferably one that doesnt speak, practice islam, or partake in any sort of scrote acitivity like watching football. Unfortunately they don't exist so i suggest just staying away from scrotes in general)
Anyways this is a joke mods don't ban plz. If you're attracted to murderers you should probably become celibate and abstain from any sort of sexual or romantic relationship with men for your own sake.
Top fucking kek I remember that anon. She's right
He's literally not emoting>broad shoulders
They look flabby>massively autistic
Clearly>he's a criminal
Finally reading this and it explains why he's hideous and demonic looking.>>306101
You get it.
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He's genuinely so cute fuuaarkkk. He looks soft and like he smells good. Probably not very unconventional since he's a model but oh well
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He's a genuinely good looking guy and I feel like anyone of any race would look nice with that profile tbh. >>304643
I want to dump my Mongolian folder.>>304952
The most blessed is combo Slavic and Asiatic features (pic rel). Prettiest guy I've ever seen in my life.
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Joe Spinell lol. I actually had a dream he was my boyfriend on New Year’s Eve, so I might have a problem.
KEK, here, you can watch the whole thing. Starts at 34:07. OH and I watched The Seven-Ups! It was… okay, it was good, the car chase was easily the best part of the whole movie. But after that it kinda petered out (in my humble opinion anyway).
Also Idk if Gene Hackman anon is around but if she is, she should go check out the lolcow doodle thread
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i'm not attracted to him but as i was watching his movies i felt like maybe somenonnie here would be, he was already posted here once before so… if you like pathetic men , i highly recommend checking the movies he plays in, he's absolutely pitiful.
imo i think he would look so much better if he had more meat on his bones. it almost freaks me out how skinny he is/got as he aged.
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This week I learned that bong actor Robert Webb is openly gender critical and bi. I'd fuck him idc, I've always wanted a "terf" bi bf
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Samefag, the bad end.
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Watching a movie from the 60's called "Blow-Up" and the lead ain't half bad. Shame he aged like milk.
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kudos anon, this is the type of shit this thread was made for
for me recently it’s been zelenskyy, his war efforts are admirable and all but there’s something about him that’s so endearingly pathetic. I want to watch him give in to all the attention he’s getting and slowly sell out.
I'll not attach a picture, because I cannot consciously confront my crush out of shame but I need to say this shit somewhere. There's this rapper called Canserbero, never liked his "persona", too misogynistic and low vibrational, but I never knew how he actually looked like as I was too young the moment he died, but everyone was always talking about him. Some days ago I told a friend of mine who liked him to send me pics and goddamn, he was kind of…pretty? I was expecting a very intimidating dude and shit but he had pretty brown eyes and in some photos he had these cute long curls, something about him was just so alluring…he was also 1,70m which i also find cute, unfortunately. It doesn't help moids are always blasting his music on the neighborhood, is like a personal hell
God I hate myself
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In relation to threadpic, Xqc just beat Forsens minecraft speedrun. I'm happy for my boy! It's been two years and he really should have just walked out of it but I'm still proud!
I feel you nonny
, I have a huge thing for nature boys, the older I get I find myself incredibly turned on by men who can chop wood, make campfires, ride horses, hunt and gut things without caring if they get blood on them, just all that natural outdoorsy stuff. I just like men who are quiet and stoic and don’t complain or care about getting their hands dirty.
Men who live in cities and are on the internet all day and don’t know how to survive in the wilderness just seem incredibly cucked and soy to me, it’s just a huge turn-off when a guy isn’t in touch with nature.
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you see it nonnie
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Samefag, NVM I guess he's shown his face? He's pretty nice looking for a youtuber/mmo player IMO.
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Started watching Vorobey (tf2 youtuber), haven't properly seen his face but I think his disguise is quite cute
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would do this bear looking caveman only if he keep the stupid headgear on
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I found him weirdly attractive in this movie
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He and David Mitchell were pretty cute when they were younger. Is it just an English male thing to age like absolute shit?
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>>306518>Is it just an English male thing to age like absolute shit?
It sure as fuck didn't used to be. I swear all the handsome men of the UK died in WW1 and WW2. Nowadays we're lucky when a man doesn't look like uncooked sourdough.
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I don't think he's aged so badly, compared to Steve (another BBB aka Big Bi Bong) when he was about the same age for example