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Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:35:15 PM No. 492852

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>>492848
Anything from a better artist who draws big but still masculine pecs. Pecs like those in the OP make me uncomfy, they're the hunk equivalent of femboys' creepy bodies

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:40:08 PM No. 492853

File: 1656794408181.jpg (43.21 KB, 674x720, DsEx4jwUwAA8GBt.jpg)

>>492849

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:43:46 PM No. 492854

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Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:44:20 PM No. 492855

File: 1656794659966.jpg (128.37 KB, 1280x720, FKmui25VIAEmgit.jpg)

>>492852
>my husbando gets used as an example of good pecs
I'm so proud of him.
Btw, he is a demon sword spirit and you can summon him by smithing a japanese sword and putting an ofuda on it. It's very easy.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:44:23 PM No. 492856

Idk ask /x/

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:45:15 PM No. 492857

File: 1656794715596.jpg (47.72 KB, 564x921, 1eb36428b361aee689d4c6a777232d…)

i want an angel to soothe me at night with his cold touch. he would bring sweet, cold numbness to my body with his touch on my hair and skin. he never speaks a word. after he takes his leave, his cold presence would still linger on the walls of my room till the morning.
>tfw no angel bofriend to save you from monthly AC bill

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:47:31 PM No. 492858

brb gotta go kms after seeing this

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:49:43 PM No. 492859

>>492857
An angel bf would certainly give me the chills despite the summer heat.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:50:49 PM No. 492860

>>492855
i mean in this picture this guys pecs are also too big for him. either way this pecs debate is stupid, can we stop with the weird infighting on a shitpost thread and just have fun.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:51:15 PM No. 492861

>>492854
Much better

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:51:49 PM No. 492862

Ok but
>angel boyfriend during the summer to keep you cold
>demon boyfriend during the winter to keep you hot.

Talk about being a genius.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:52:09 PM No. 492863

>>492860
t. buff trap liker

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:54:16 PM No. 492864

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>>492862
>ultimate being who can do both

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:59:36 PM No. 492865

>>492860
It’s not infighting when everyone is agreeing

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 08:59:58 PM No. 492866

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Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:00:53 PM No. 492867

File: 1656795653788.png (559.63 KB, 506x839, sadsengo.png)

>>492860
How dare you insult my husbando's moob size, he will lose his motivation to strip now.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:01:04 PM No. 492868

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Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:02:33 PM No. 492869

UNPOPULAR OPINION :I LOVE MOOBS (BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE ON MUSCULAR MEN)

im ready to gert flamed by anons now

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:03:22 PM No. 492870

No one answered op's question on summoning a demon husbando.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:03:54 PM No. 492871

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Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:04:50 PM No. 492872

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tfw when no hot demon boyfriend

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:04:52 PM No. 492873

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>>492864
ew no. i want a 100% pure angel. begone, wicked.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:05:14 PM No. 492874

>>492870
Actually multiple people did.
And a lot of pics were summoned.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:09:51 PM No. 492875

>>492870
make a tulpa

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:10:47 PM No. 492876

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>>492873
most demons were pure angels MUAHAHAHAH

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:14:32 PM No. 492877

>>492842
Not with these boobs he doesn't look good at all.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:17:21 PM No. 492878

>>492864
Kars will just stab you to death, give it up.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:18:14 PM No. 492879

>>492870
Download the demon summoning program on your computer or your smartphone and hope for the best.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:19:26 PM No. 492880

i wish i knew too nonny. i had a dream once i had sex with a demon, but he was invisible. sad!

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:24:54 PM No. 492881

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>redtexting the thread but not closing it
I see what you did there, Farmhand.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:31:57 PM No. 492882

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Apparantly incubi are into nuns, so step one is to become a nun.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:44:23 PM No. 492883

>>492879
>still no SMT demon dating sim
S M H Atlus

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:46:59 PM No. 492884

Whatever you do don't download Obey me! - it's a shit game and no the demons aren't obedient.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:49:35 PM No. 492885

>>492884
i was just thinking of playing it, i heard it has the same system as mystic messenger (you have to reply at random hours like even 3am)

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:50:05 PM No. 492886

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>>492876
maybe if he kept his dick tucked in he wouldn't have fallen.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:54:28 PM No. 492887

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>>492885
It's an extremly money-hungry gacha and the writing is obnoxious.
>>492886
>slutshaming devils
Hmm, new kink unlocked.

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 09:58:02 PM No. 492888

File: 1656799082094.jpg (751.39 KB, 1920x2560, daniel-williams-daniel-william…)

oh hell yes

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 10:00:28 PM No. 492889

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>>492888

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 10:01:41 PM No. 492890

>>492887
This is what bara-tiddies should look like

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 10:09:51 PM No. 492891

>>492889
HOT

Anonymous 07/02/22 (Sat) 10:11:14 PM No. 492892

>>492888
>>492889
Gorgeous! Why are irl men such ugly creatures.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 03:07:40 AM No. 492893

>>492872
yooooo I remember this pic as the demon result in a lot of those wwyff quizilla quizzes. Good times…
>>492887
I hate the game even though one of my number one husbandos mammon is in it. The writing's ass and the mc needs more agency.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 04:40:50 AM No. 492894

>>492888
>>492889
fuck this is so hot

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 05:10:19 AM No. 492895

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Ayy, all my bishies got hella ass and barely any stomach
Bara tiddies and demon horns, they tell me that they love me
All bullets hit the back of everyone that fronted
Hundreds, fifties, twenties, just tell me how you want it

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:36:01 AM No. 492896

>>492883
Well, at least in SMT4A when you have Krishna in your party and he gives you items he tells you how special you are to me and how he feels about you. No actually that's not enough, I want him carnally.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 07:04:24 AM No. 492897

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>>492830
Smarten up Janny

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 07:25:02 AM No. 492898

Thread is still open…?
Nice

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 07:55:36 AM No. 492899

>>492873
>wants a pure angel
>posts ryo fanart
So what is the truth?

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 08:24:55 AM No. 492900

>>492899
My thoughts exactly

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 08:55:02 AM No. 492901

>>492873
Is he ejaculating from his eyeholes? Seems a bit impure to me.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 09:15:04 AM No. 492902

File: 1656839704300.jpg (152.79 KB, 900x704, 1-jacob-wrestling-with-the-ang…)

can i summon an angel so i can erotically wrestle him?

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 10:07:30 AM No. 492903

>>492862
if you have both at the same time, you can be the perfect temperature all year round ♥

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 04:47:03 PM No. 492904

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OP did you manage to summon any demons yet?

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 04:53:21 PM No. 492905

>>492904
That tattoo font truly is demonic

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 05:46:42 PM No. 492906

>>492904
can you fucking coomettes take your degeneracy back to /g/

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 05:53:00 PM No. 492907

>>492906
Lighten up a bit, it was a fun thread.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:23:38 PM No. 492908

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>>492904
Bless, nona.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:29:22 PM No. 492909

bby bubbles so big they blow

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:32:49 PM No. 492910

>>492906
No they belong in /ot/ too. It's a cultural exchange if you will

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:37:53 PM No. 492911

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>>492904
You guys ever wonder how the renaissance scrotes who used to paint angels and demons would've reacted to portrayals like this?
I know some depictions of Lucifer were kind of romantic, so maybe they'd kind of like them. More likely, they'd be disgusted

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:39:06 PM No. 492912

File: 1656873546793.png (818.26 KB, 1291x792, Beach ready demon boy.png)

>>492908
Very nice!

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:42:45 PM No. 492913

Hate when fujos draw fat femalish breasts that look absolutely ugly on any male character
Like I see them projecting, but that doesn’t find understanding in me - but on the contrary

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:46:24 PM No. 492914

>>492913
Stop projecting anti-fujo sperg, we all know how fat you were by that hand pic you posted,you weird retard.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:59:15 PM No. 492915

>>492911
idk I think they'd be too busy puzzling how their art style evolved over centuries into anime to notice that the hot demon has his tits out.
Plus you can't tell me a moid who draws Lucifer that smoldering isn't at least bi.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 06:59:35 PM No. 492916

File: 1656874775551.jpg (22.04 KB, 448x299, emileindex(1).jpg)

if insanity's primarily a femininish malady, and no one's doubtin' that, for it's a scientific fact
then, according to the medic, have they faultier genetics? are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?
it's all to do with reproductive organs, which are naturally unstable in a dame!
you see, from "lunar", we have "lunacy"! and "lunatic"! and "loony"! and they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony!

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 07:02:17 PM No. 492917

>>492910
>cultural exchange
Kek, perfect answer.
>>492911
Of course they would be confused by anime style.
But the guy who painted that clearly loved some fat juicy mantiddy and thigh. I approve.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 07:48:16 PM No. 492918

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>>492881
based tbh

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 07:57:06 PM No. 492919

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>>492918
God I love that artist.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 08:01:26 PM No. 492920

I unironically want to summon a succubus with blood magic. I'm not even a moid I just want a gf lol

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 08:05:13 PM No. 492921

File: 1656878713622.png (474.01 KB, 930x1200, 87458367_p35.png)

>>492919
Me too! God, she's so based

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 10:13:55 PM No. 492922

>>492921
drop the @ please!

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 10:36:09 PM No. 492923

File: 1656887769055.jpg (154.9 KB, 880x1174, ruan-jia-primeval-dark-demogor…)

I wouldn't mind a demon bf, but I also want to be loved for who I am too. See the problem?

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 11:12:46 PM No. 492924

>>492920
>tfw have an actual incubus spirit attached to me
It's not all it's cracked up to be. Learn something from my mistakes and don't summon a demon without protection.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 11:13:55 PM No. 492925

>>492918
a feminist classic.

Anonymous 07/03/22 (Sun) 11:33:38 PM No. 492926

>>492924
is he hot?

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:10:44 AM No. 492927

>>492924
nona please tell us more about your experiences

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:22:13 AM No. 492928

>>492927
I've talked about my experience with demons in the witchcraft thread. The short and sweet of it is that these entities are extremely dangerous and can induce psychosis. Incubi and succubi are known to be possessive and controlling at times and he's been coercing me for months. If you have to summon a demon I recommend going the traditional route and going King Solomon on all of their asses. This type of magic is not for beginners.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:31:42 AM No. 492929

>>492928
get off this shitposting thread shcizoid, you are ruining the vibe.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:35:38 AM No. 492930

>>1250206
its because of the stereotypes (demons more sexy) anon. We are not talking about actual demons, i made this thread as a joke. I expected some nonnies to have a higher iq than room temperature.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:42:45 AM No. 492931

>>492924
That’s not a problem, I got condoms under the ouija, when can I start?

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:43:49 AM No. 492932

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>>1250210
ummm…..ok wtf.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:46:05 AM No. 492933

File: 1656895565497.jpg (33.21 KB, 474x546, th-1298800604.jpg)

shut the FUCK UP and post more hot demon bfs

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:46:51 AM No. 492934

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:47:28 AM No. 492935

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:47:52 AM No. 492936

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:49:19 AM No. 492937

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:50:05 AM No. 492938

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 12:55:44 AM No. 492939

>>1250210
>extend barbed wires into your pussy
so youre trying to tell me that they are …cats.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 01:07:56 AM No. 492940

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 01:10:37 AM No. 492941

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Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 05:08:41 AM No. 492942

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>>1250210
I need a demanding yandere demon bf asap

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 05:31:45 AM No. 492943

>>492835
I would simply pick all.
>>492882
I need to be in this position, or I will cause chaos in my area.
>>492908
How do I summon him?

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 06:46:13 AM No. 492944

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>>492922
Here's her Pixiv! Haven't checked if she has a Twitter, lol
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/13950255

>>1250206
maybe cos angels are all pure and prudes and shit, and demons are kinky and love sex because having sex for fun is "sinful"
idk I'm not a Christian

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 06:55:58 AM No. 492945

>>492944
>>492922
She does. Two of them:
https://twitter.com/saltkonb0080
https://twitter.com/pon_zoo0080

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 07:36:23 AM No. 492946

File: 1656920182099.gif (4.76 MB, 320x568, 964DD694-E81C-4B5C-BED7-6AE8E6…)

I want an angelic bf to remind me to do things and cheer me up and he inspires me and yes we do have sex (implied) it’s loving beautiful and vanilla, he cries sometimes during it too and he holds me and brushes through my hair afterwards. Whatever I’m doing,he calls me good anon and says I’m doing great. He loves to go for walks and bake cookies with me, he holds me and when ever I vent to him, he is so sympathetic that he gets frustrated on my behalf and because he has the angelic humanoid form of Brendan Fraser circa 1996, (6’2” )he scares all the moids away (except homos of course those of which he politely rejects) and he sings to me. He gives me piggyback rides everywhere and never gets tired of it and he lets me lay on his huge tiddies. And when I wake up it’s to the smell of pancakes or biscuits and gravy or bacon or whatever breakfast he’s made and coffee . He wakes up early to cook for me and set up the day’s events all with my ok though. I need an Angel bf who is pure and beautiful, I need some love that is so genuine and true that it makes me cry when we hug for more than 40 seconds and he gives me all the love and inspiration I need. And he doesn’t watch porn. And whenever we go places I don’t worry about him looking at other girls, he is smitten with me. He likes to sing karaoke and cook. inshallah can a witch anon write a spell for this man to stumble upon me he can be whatever race just himbo and tall with a pretty face and jacked

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 09:30:07 AM No. 492947

>>1250206
It's common sense anon, angels are suppose to inspire a pure kind of love while demons, a more carnal one. Ofc a board populated with social retards who need to get their rocks off would want a sexier looking thing.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 09:48:40 AM No. 492948

>>492946
Kek that's beautiful.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 09:49:59 AM No. 492949

>>492871
>>492936
What is this demonic trick?

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 09:51:07 AM No. 492950

>>492949
I'm spooked. Did we summon actual qt demons with nice smelling belly buttons to this thread?

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 09:55:44 AM No. 492951

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>>492946
>>492947
>>1250210
I like angels too but you should make your own thread and stop trying to act all mighty over other anons and ruining a fun thread.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 10:04:01 AM No. 492952

>>492951
I never shat on demon boys though? I just said demons are more sexier while angels are more purer.

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 10:14:08 AM No. 492953

>>492944
>>492945
thank you nonas! mwa

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 01:05:15 PM No. 492954

>>492951
>trying to act all mighty over other anons and ruining a fun thread
typical angelfag

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 01:10:49 PM No. 492955

>130 replies for a thread that needs to be moved to /m/

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 05:41:28 PM No. 492956

>>492951
Be calm, no one's shitting on cartoon boys. I was asking a meta question

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 09:39:48 PM No. 492957

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>>492878
incorrect, seething, unawakened

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 10:14:50 PM No. 492958

>>492957
Based and Kars-pillared

Anonymous 07/04/22 (Mon) 10:31:05 PM No. 492959

>>492830
I just want to say juicy manmeat (chestial)

Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 07:02:10 PM No. 492960

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Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 07:02:39 PM No. 492961

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Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 07:07:10 PM No. 492962

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Priest-chan here, i will cleanse this thread from evil spirits

ᏬᏋᎴᏂᎥᎧᏋᏠᎴᎥᎧᏂᏗᏠᏦ ᏇᏂᎴᎥᏦᎤ ᏬᏂᏕᏬᏬᎥᏋᏠᏕ ᏝᏦᏗᏠᏕᏋᏂ ᎥᏂᏕᎥᏂᏋᎥ ᏝፚᎷᏗᏦፚᏁᏠᏕ ᎮᎧᏗᎤᎥᎶᎩᏇ ᏝᏠᎶᏇᏗᎶᏗᏁ

Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 07:08:39 PM No. 492963

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>>492962
you cannot stop us.

Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 07:13:34 PM No. 492964

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>>492962
Stop ruining OP's hard work priest-chan, you're clit blocking her

Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 07:35:35 PM No. 492965

File: 1657049734992.png (5.77 MB, 4056x5647, johan.png)

>>492962
Backing you up

Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 11:03:07 PM No. 492966

>>492962
I was going to "uhm ackshually" your pic but Chrollo's priest-coded I suppose. damn actually he's Jesus-coded if you think about it

Anonymous 07/18/22 (Mon) 05:59:17 PM No. 492967

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>>492872
Same. I bet they're much hotter and fuck better than men irl.

>>492923
I get it too. Despite what people say of demons being evil, sinful and troublesome, I just hope there are some out there with a heart.

Anonymous 07/18/22 (Mon) 06:30:28 PM No. 492968

>>492967
I wonder if incubi present themselves before their victim in the shape that she finds the most attractive. lol

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 01:04:54 AM No. 492969

how to get rid of my hot demon boyfriend? he has followed me for years I didn't ask for this. Praying at him doesn't work.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 01:24:59 AM No. 492970

>>492969
Give more details.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 01:53:41 AM No. 492971

>>492969
Antipsychotics ought to do the trick.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 01:55:52 AM No. 492972

>>492970
had an incubus and other entities visit/attack me in the night several times a week for years.
sometimes it's just attention seeking behaviour, sometimes it full on sexual incubus behaviour.
I am generally unbothered by this it doesn't affect my life or my mental state at all but I am Christian and understand the potential spiritual harm that can be caused by relations with incubus be they consensual or not. I have lots of details to report that no one here would care about but I am having trouble getting rid of these demons.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 01:58:35 AM No. 492973

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>>492972
nonnie, this is a thread to SUMMON demon bfs, dont think you'll find much help getting rid of them. good luck tho!!

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 02:02:51 AM No. 492974

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>>492973
well in that case do any nonnies want to adopt my demon boyfriend(s)? free of charge.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 02:05:30 AM No. 492975

>>492972
https://www.llewellyn.com/encyclopedia/article/5139
The next time they visit you perform The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram and reach out the Archangels. Ask for their protection against the demonic. Smudge your surroundings regularly. Unironically think about getting on medication. Yes I know there's a stigma against schizophrenia on here but it also helps against real spirit encounters and it balances your psychic senses. I can't recommend more unless you're comfortable with witchcraft. Good luck, anon.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 02:37:47 AM No. 492976

if I summon a demon, can I ask him to manifest my husbando

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 02:41:56 AM No. 492977

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when do i get to have this demon boyfriend

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 02:41:58 AM No. 492978

>>492976
He will just get jehusband. Summoned him to summon another male and will demand to be your husbando.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 02:49:29 AM No. 492979

>>492978
Damn demons sure are thirsty, is it that lonely in hell?

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 02:54:53 AM No. 492980

>>492978
Idk how I fucked up this post. Sorry. I meant to say he will get jealous. I would delete this mistake but you have already replied and thus my embarrassment shall remain here forever. And yes, it is very lonely in hell.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 03:01:53 AM No. 492981

>>492972
can i have one

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 03:05:24 AM No. 492982

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>rolls around on your freshly made bed and ruins it

Wat do

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 03:09:21 AM No. 492983

>>492982
tell him to seek the burning, ethereal love and scripture of jesus christ and tell the stupid male slut to get out of my house

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 03:28:18 AM No. 492984

>>492978
Ugh I'm into this.
>>492982
Show him my retard strength.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 03:32:19 AM No. 492985

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>>1267853
This is the dumbest husbando I've ever seen.

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 03:45:00 AM No. 492986

anyone tried making a tulpa yet? i am real desperate

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 03:59:59 AM No. 492987

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>>492982
yank his tail and spank his ass

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 04:04:49 AM No. 492988

>>492987
oh and also push him on the bed and tell him to fix it. if he refuses, yank his hair until he cries

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 05:04:34 AM No. 492989

>>492986
There is constantly threads on tulpas and summoning succubi on the shitty paranormal board on 4chan. It is next-level pathetic (because they are men. i support your endeavors nona) kek

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 06:15:59 AM No. 492990

>>492980
kek no worries nonna

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 04:23:00 AM No. 492991

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>approaches you in Japanese

Wat do?

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 04:27:10 AM No. 492992

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>>1278551
Anata wa… loser desu

Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 10:36:42 AM No. 492993

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Summoning my hot demon boyfriend to bump the thread.

Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 10:39:55 AM No. 492994

Looi wished i saved all my hot demon anime boy pics to post here.

Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 10:42:43 AM No. 492995

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Summoning a devil too, just in case.

Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:00:23 AM No. 492996

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:01:56 AM No. 492997

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:06:08 AM No. 492998

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:06:36 AM No. 492999

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:07:01 AM No. 493000

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:08:37 AM No. 493001

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:09:05 AM No. 493002

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:09:57 AM No. 493003

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:10:04 AM No. 493004

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bump 4 spam

Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:11:24 AM No. 493005

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>>493000

Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:12:12 AM No. 493006

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:13:57 AM No. 493007

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:15:03 AM No. 493008

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 11:15:24 AM No. 493009

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Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 02:45:00 PM No. 493010

Why do no real men look anything like this? Are we in hell?

Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 02:47:52 PM No. 493011

>>493010
Being a goth and having jagged teeth just isn't currently in style

Anonymous 08/13/22 (Sat) 04:15:24 PM No. 493012

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I'm playing SMT5 right now, progressing slowly but surely. I want to beat the game with a hot demon bf harem but my cute husbando Krishna isn't in that game, unfortunately. So I'll get Vishnu, Yoshitsune, and either Fionn or Cu Chulainn for end game depending on which one will be the best gameplay wise. What do you think about it?

>>492977
Never ever, he's canonically too autistic to keep a gf for more than 2 hours straight. Maybe Dante is less autistic though.

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 08:56:16 PM No. 493013

hi it is OP here and im back to let you all know that i am going through a manic episode and will now try to summon a actual incubus. K bye.

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 08:58:19 PM No. 493014

>>493013
Summon a hot one.

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 09:04:44 PM No. 493015

>>493013
make him wear a condom

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 09:04:48 PM No. 493016

>>493014
ill try.

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 09:19:47 PM No. 493017

>>493013

only one? come on, be a Stacy and summon a horde

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 09:29:31 PM No. 493018

>>493017
no i cant for multiple reasons: 1.If its just a hallucination im summoning then by summoning hordes it will cause a overload in my mind and cause psychosis or brain damage. 2. If they are real then by summoning hordes i am putting myself in infinite more danger.

Dont worry though i am creating him in a way that he can change his appearance when i want.

also i know im being delusional but i dont care because im MANIC and may do something worse if i dont do this.

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 09:31:00 PM No. 493019

>>493013
Where is the thread pic from?

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 09:35:43 PM No. 493020

>>493019
hey, its from a yaoi/BL manhwa, back when i posted this there were no english translation for this but now there is and the name is: Your Highness, Have you received your daily fill today?

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 09:40:14 PM No. 493021

I love how this thread is Horrific but can stay open, yet we can't get the Shaytoruim

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 09:47:43 PM No. 493022

>>493021
The shaytorium is absolutely retarded and feels more like a fan thread rather than a thread to shit on a retarded cow.

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 09:48:06 PM No. 493023

>>493022
>>493021
What is the shaytorium??

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 10:01:46 PM No. 493024

>>493021
this was redtexted 6 months ago…you know that right?

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 10:11:06 PM No. 493025

>>493024
But not locked, you know that right? Based on the fact that you posted in it…

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 10:20:29 PM No. 493026

>>493025
maybe its not the same mod doing it, sorry for your shitty threads being locked though.

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 08:19:04 PM No. 493027

>>493018
Oh I remember this thread. Good stuff. Let us know how it goes nona.

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 08:57:45 PM No. 493028

I just want a big boy demon who'll also larp as my human bf during the day and get into shenanigans with

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 06:21:30 PM No. 493029

Moids are demonic by default. Gibe angel bf who is beautiful, gentle and kind.

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 06:23:22 PM No. 493030

is anyone into incubus/succubus summoning for real? i am asking a serious question here

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 08:00:32 PM No. 493031

What do you mean this thread was made two years ago… what the fuck

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 08:26:54 PM No. 493032

Great choice of thread to bump.

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 08:32:42 PM No. 493033

wow what a thread to see when I'm ovulating kek
>>492996
oh my god

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 08:39:15 PM No. 493034

Wow has it been 2 years? I remember the demon tiddies op like it was yesterday.

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 08:42:05 PM No. 493035

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thread tax
I would risk it all for him

Anonymous 02/23/25 (Sun) 10:34:27 AM No. 493036

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bumping this legendary thread(ai outside of containment)

Anonymous 02/23/25 (Sun) 10:38:51 AM No. 493037

>>493036
Ew AI slop of a character I like, get this off now

Anonymous 02/23/25 (Sun) 10:41:46 AM No. 493038

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>>493037
Ok

Anonymous 02/23/25 (Sun) 10:59:31 AM No. 493039

>>493035
Not even cute.

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 09:06:50 AM No. 493040

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>>493036
Mr. Silvair?? Not a demon but a ghost boyfriend will do.

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 11:23:38 AM No. 493041

>>493040
I'm very normal about him.

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 05:50:36 PM No. 493042

>>493036
What AI is this

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 05:51:09 PM No. 493043

>>493042
Eli's

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 05:56:12 PM No. 493044

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>>493039
REEEEE get your eyes checked. Arthur is cute in all ways.

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 06:11:56 PM No. 493045

>>493043
Googling it doesn't work, do you have a link?

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 06:19:48 PM No. 493046

>>493044
Will you stop spamming these ugly faggots everywhere

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 06:21:48 PM No. 493047

>>493046
No

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 06:52:07 PM No. 493048

>>493035
whats the source? i cannot find it even with saucenao

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 07:06:39 PM No. 493049

Shortcut to get an incubus bf:
>Make offerings to your ancestors and honor them everyday for 10 days
>When you get a response, ask them to teach you how to become more spiritually sensitive.
>Once you have opened your third eye, all types of spirits will be attracted to you including incubi.

Beware they are very parasitic and will make you feel drained and sleepy.

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 07:53:43 PM No. 493050

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>>493048
Oh nonna, you are in for a TREAT
https://myreadingmanga.info/ennui-the-lovers-awaken-in-paradise-hetalia-dj-eng/
Even if you’re not a hetafag, if you like succubus yaoi, I highly recommend

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 07:57:14 PM No. 493051

>>493050
shit its good thanks

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 07:57:30 PM No. 493052

I thought I was in /g/ when I saw this thread in the catalog kek

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 09:06:44 PM No. 493053

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>>493041
I'm very feral about him.

Anonymous 02/25/25 (Tue) 11:10:12 PM No. 493054

>>492830
Use character AI or something, demons aren’t real

Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed) 09:59:58 AM No. 493055

>>493049
Are you speaking from experience?

Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed) 03:44:17 PM No. 493056

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i want this baddie, that blonde twink is so lucky to have him. MMMM

Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed) 03:47:18 PM No. 493057

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MR. Crawling….

Anonymous 02/26/25 (Wed) 03:48:50 PM No. 493058

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>>493057
he is so

Anonymous 02/27/25 (Thu) 11:41:33 AM No. 493064

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Anonymous 02/27/25 (Thu) 01:10:10 PM No. 493078

My current husbando is a demon but I would not summon him. He's only perfect in my head. Irl his personality when integrated into modern society would be very obnoxious and annoying. Think antisocial gangster meets high school jock turned 3dpd. Gross.