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File: 1612617313521.jpg (145.46 KB, 1023x1365, 1d067651bdbf41a00f0ced84aabd58…)

No. 731684

You know the rules. Post caps from fellow farmers ITT. Keep sperging to a minimum and have a nice fun top kek.

Previous threads:

>>638051 second edition
>>589875 first edition

No. 731689

File: 1612617431171.png (474.88 KB, 761x716, Screenshots_2021-02-06-06-55-0…)

i hope its not a he tbh but likely is a scrote tfw

No. 731690

File: 1612617558285.png (29.23 KB, 1299x293, 1612601058490.png)

Wasn't yet posted but found the cap in /ot thread about your real feels on farmers and cows >>729850

No. 731693

File: 1612617945266.png (100.56 KB, 1605x639, ratgirl.png)


No. 731697

>>731693
ratgirl roommate anon if you're still here i want more deets on her!!

No. 731698

File: 1612618420656.png (46.07 KB, 754x201, Screenshots_2021-02-06-07-30-2…)

/g vagina thread there's hot anal bleaching debate going on

No. 731699

>>731693
Part rat. Part Cow. Post more caps if there's more good ones

No. 731702

>>731693
which thread is this because omfg

No. 731703

>>731702
Nta, but it's >>717290 (i.e. Strange & Interesting People You've Encountered)

No. 731704

File: 1612619452512.png (161.06 KB, 1025x791, Untitled20_20210206075049.png)


No. 731706

File: 1612619725282.png (342.89 KB, 585x694, sus.png)

good game, solid posterino

No. 731723

File: 1612622313539.png (114.22 KB, 864x373, Screenshots_2021-02-06-08-31-0…)


No. 731726

File: 1612623100830.png (48.21 KB, 571x246, psychopathy.png)


No. 731788

File: 1612631423825.png (802.92 KB, 639x932, kudos.png)


No. 731801

>>731788
this is the funniest shit I've seen all day

No. 731877

>>731788
this picture somehow makes sense to me

No. 731969

File: 1612650115253.png (11.03 KB, 468x200, 1612648916806.png)

based jannie

No. 732080

File: 1612661171325.jpg (187.06 KB, 1768x771, anon self cow LOL.JPG)

posting this saga here brace for impact

No. 732081

>>731877
realistic biblical angels: dumb bitch memes edition

No. 732082

File: 1612661214541.jpg (205.88 KB, 1772x794, ANON SELF COW 2.JPG)

samefag here this is from the cow yourself thread btw

No. 732083

File: 1612661239445.jpg (196.75 KB, 1765x657, ANON SELF COW 3.JPG)

part 3/7

No. 732084

File: 1612661267266.jpg (154.58 KB, 1761x858, ANON SELF COW 4.JPG)

4/7

No. 732085

File: 1612661406962.jpg (73.54 KB, 1760x365, ANON SELF COW 5.JPG)

5/7

No. 732086

File: 1612661458517.jpg (133.32 KB, 1756x618, ANON SELF COW 6.JPG)

6/8 i fucked up on the number here kek

No. 732087

File: 1612661522509.jpg (132.71 KB, 1760x770, ANON SELF COW7.JPG)

7/8

No. 732089

File: 1612661596909.jpg (172.94 KB, 1767x686, ANON SELF COW 8.JPG)

8/8 grand finale. But she does come back to sperg a bit and cope

No. 732097

>>732089
Which thread was this?

No. 732131

>>732097
cow yourself thread.

No. 732136

File: 1612666022975.png (257.5 KB, 823x658, Screenshots_2021-02-06-16-35-3…)

From the confessions thread. Read on the saga yourself but here's the first part. The bandcamp and song is linked in it

No. 732138

File: 1612666104026.png (177.78 KB, 748x643, Screenshots_2021-02-06-16-37-4…)

Lucy Lucy saga from confessions

No. 732140

File: 1612666180750.jpg (279.42 KB, 952x1680, Screenshot_20210206-163643~2.p…)

Lucy lucy 3

No. 732141

File: 1612666283847.png (322.45 KB, 1080x1680, Screenshot_20210206-163810.png)

Lucy lucy 4

No. 732145

File: 1612666396948.png (517.37 KB, 859x942, Screenshots_2021-02-06-16-26-5…)

Posted to fave lyrics thread in /ot

No. 732251

File: 1612671643881.png (416.13 KB, 603x235, 20151122771998.png)


No. 732263

File: 1612672895579.png (330.05 KB, 540x736, Screen Shot 2021-02-06 at 8.41…)

i cannot unsee the image these unrelated stacked images made me imagine

No. 732273

File: 1612673826163.png (351.53 KB, 562x673, she DOES lift.png)

>>732263
Artistic rendition
sorry if this is derailing

No. 732277

>>732273
omg anon i love you so much for this

No. 732290

>>732273
Beautiful

No. 732299


No. 732306

>>723634
> This isn't about "kink shaming." It's partly about people with (self-)destructive inclinations, some affiliated with pornography companies, having a field day with anorectal violence and spreading disinformation. It's also partly about widespread (willful) ignorance, apathy, and misinformation facilitating rampant erotic anorectal violence. It's also partly about pornography featuring anorectal violence, which has become normalized, and the effects it can have on some viewers (including inspiring them to the point of emulation, even using coercion). It's also partly about pornography being used as a substitute for sexual education in some cases.

> One thing this most certainly is not about is me.


> See Trends & Associations.

No. 732308

>>732273
She’s perfect.

No. 732354

File: 1612685559634.png (451.26 KB, 820x1070, Screenshots_2021-02-07-02-07-5…)

From confessions

No. 732356

>>732273

Kek. Yet another unrealistic expectation for women

No. 732482

File: 1612696830152.png (46.98 KB, 1164x278, 1612693266293.png)

Old but still relevant thus reviving

No. 732483

File: 1612696859667.png (521.66 KB, 796x661, 1612693643370.png)

The dildo diy

No. 732495

File: 1612698153240.png (130.55 KB, 779x299, Screenshots_2021-02-07-05-22-3…)


No. 732513

>>732495
That whole fucking conversation was gold. Iirc some other anon was talking about sticking a sample bottle of maple syrup in her vagina. The screencap was posted in the last thread.

No. 732791

>>732483
I kind of admire it but..surely a couple of fingers could do the same job as this thing

No. 732839

File: 1612733645539.jpeg (114.66 KB, 1063x475, A5AA8E15-7FDD-4B7A-A3A6-D745ED…)

How many bees needs to be squished to get a liter of honey?

No. 732972

File: 1612746244333.jpg (114.72 KB, 1163x675, small dick fucker.JPG)

anon has anorectal violence with a small peened scrote in confessions

No. 732981

File: 1612746789280.jpeg (301.08 KB, 719x834, 45841822-8854-48E7-8B2E-640FBD…)


No. 733016

File: 1612751869424.png (112.84 KB, 627x317, The third absolutely retarded …)


No. 733154

File: 1612762466300.png (23 KB, 1300x274, Sin título.png)


No. 733161

>>733154
Unironically correct

No. 733183

File: 1612764718540.png (430 KB, 864x1017, Screenshots_2021-02-08-00-12-1…)

From "stuff you hate" thread

No. 733222

>>733220

Please post in banners thread this is poetry

No. 733223

>>733220
Love this! They apparently aren't adding any new banners, but I agree with >>733222 that you should put it there
>>>/meta/962

No. 733224

File: 1612767325990.gif (278.89 KB, 300x100, Sin-título-1.gif)

Made this banner out of these threads!

>>733222
sorry i had to repost to fix an error

No. 733225

File: 1612767593531.gif (145.39 KB, 300x100, source.gif)

>>733224
also in case anyone wants to know what it says

No. 733227

>>733224

They need to put up new banners. There's some worth of coming down in the cycle or that seem to have come off becauase i haven't seen them in a long while

No. 733229

>>733225
The yellow text LOL

No. 733233

File: 1612767949333.jpg (74.79 KB, 700x469, R6065316eeee66cf08dfcde3105c51…)

>>733224
It would look neat with picrel as a background, too

No. 733235

File: 1612768434112.gif (258.85 KB, 300x100, pasture.gif)

>>733233
sure. here you go

No. 733354

>>733154
Twitter was retarded from the jump while sanic started out good and wasn't more autistic than other childrens entertainment fantasy fiction media at the time besides the furfag fanbase in the 2000s. Kinda dumb lmao

No. 733841

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No. 733842

>>733841
is that lainey bottom right icon?

No. 733843

>>733841
who is that in the corner?

No. 733880

>>733843 its a facebook messenger chat bubble so i assume someone anon knows

No. 734396

File: 1612858692210.png (35.66 KB, 1406x318, pickme.png)


No. 734688

>>733880
imagine seeing your face peeking out of the corner of a lolcow screencap.

No. 734802

File: 1612901665996.jpeg (50.01 KB, 1058x291, 1F05D1C0-3689-429D-B3F8-F78A36…)

Fucking lost it

No. 734805

>>734802
Would it kill any of you to post some context so any of these could actually be a modicum of funny

No. 734831

File: 1612902925544.png (85.9 KB, 1019x637, 487320473208483265302466546.pn…)

Y'all absolutely sleeping on the legend of Hagrid (Artist Salt/Discussion)

No. 734836

>>734831
oh yes this was a fucking good one. I need to hear more of Hagrid I hope anon comes out with more stories

No. 734850

>>732972
this one really made me laugh so hard im so sorry for anon but at the same time kek

No. 734866

I don't have a screenshot but:
>hating men is self care

No. 734869

File: 1612904651248.jpg (61.63 KB, 1080x356, 20210209_230414.jpg)

I read this is a hysterical way,like this anon was shaking the other anon kind of way

No. 734933

>>734805
context for pic you replied to: an anon in the shayna thread was upset that another anon compared shayna to anne frank and continued to be mad when people told her it wasn’t serious

No. 734949

>>734805
context ruins the fun

No. 734952

File: 1612911905039.jpeg (157.65 KB, 807x939, B5AD3F27-9D39-4A1B-8C92-9FCE1E…)

I kekd

No. 734975

>>732136
this fucking cap had me laughing for 5 minutes

No. 735138

File: 1612928660993.png (18.08 KB, 442x74, Screen Shot 2021-02-09 at 21.4…)

please subscribe to anons grandmother. covid has been hitting everyone hard

context: its about a Shayna pic

No. 735164

File: 1612930698025.png (3.82 KB, 286x117, fair.PNG)


No. 735168

>>735164

oh my god KEK

No. 735183

File: 1612931548677.png (90.25 KB, 975x582, mademechuckle.PNG)

This made me chuckle a bit.

No. 735414


No. 735556

>>735164

the fact this got no replies makes me upset like how did we NOT see how based this is?

No. 735719

File: 1612980874047.png (4.54 KB, 360x91, words written with gold.png)


No. 735736

File: 1612981663984.png (158.89 KB, 646x242, anicegimpcabernet.PNG)


No. 735770

File: 1612983852830.jpg (4.29 MB, 5210x4797, pixlr_20210210060153229.jpg)

This is a little silly but made me chuckle, it's cute (the spoilered image was the Ben Swolo meme)

No. 735792

>>735556
I hope the anon still lurks and sees she finally got the recognition she deserved

No. 735810

>>735164
I don't get it, which thread is it from, what does it mean?

No. 735815

>>735810
Are you braindead?

No. 735902

File: 1612994797494.png (561.15 KB, 386x822, ppfftt.png)

mtf snow thread

No. 735985

File: 1612999193554.jpg (86.89 KB, 902x379, Screenshot_20210210-171944_Chr…)


No. 736004

File: 1613001077451.jpeg (486.19 KB, 714x1087, 8482A5A3-BC6D-40D8-B1D0-F7B5AA…)

sprinkle some holy water on your cooch please

No. 736016

>>736004
Wow so funnnyyy, get your shit together anon

No. 736077

File: 1613005651928.png (60.66 KB, 846x222, Screenshots_2021-02-09-08-27-0…)

The last part killed me also said anon is okay now so its all good

No. 736107

File: 1613007969941.png (44 KB, 719x231, gimpgirl.png)


No. 736124

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No. 736169

File: 1613016785888.jpeg (100.9 KB, 348x943, DED466D7-19E9-4F16-B3A6-27450D…)

I cannot decide what my favorite part of this is. This might be my favorite post on this website now. The last part is just so incomprehensible I’m sitting here crying of laughter.

No. 736171

>>731481
> The article about the human anus has an image of a human female's anus and perineum that probably were damaged by some kind of major trauma. Human females beyond developmental stages in the womb should lack an externally-visible perineal raphe, or seamlike union/ridge, in the anogenital region between the anus and the vagina; the bulbospongiosus muscle is separated in them and does not form a persistent, visible midline raphe as it may in males [References: Anatomy & Trauma].
This major, glaring, inexcusable issue has existed for far too many years.
> Furthermore, the article about the perineal raphe claims otherwise with no support from any cited source.
A recent change: This text was added about the perineal raphe — "[it] is visible running medial through anteroposterior, to the anus where it resolves in a small knot of skin of varying size." It appears to be another claim with no support from any cited source (certainly no source was added). It is very likely that both of the above issues exist on purpose so that someone can refer someone else to one or both articles while saying something like "Look! What you have is normal!" A large and noticeable midline ridge most certainly is NOT normal at least for biological females outside of the womb. Rather, it (and/or a large and noticeable "knot of skin" or lump) is likely to be a result of trauma or perhaps an STI.(muh anorectal violence)

No. 736557

>>736169
this is so specific and bizarre, i'm never gonna stop thinking about this

No. 736565

File: 1613061984784.jpg (168.41 KB, 917x576, Screenshot_20210211-084442_Chr…)


No. 736572

>>736565
kek, they have a point

No. 736601

>>736565
"Who do you think the jannies are, bitches?"

No. 736609

>>736565
kek what thread

No. 736637

>>735810
Newfag

No. 736638

>>734949
No… I don’t know what’s going on here but for some reason one or maybe a small handful of anons are clearly newfags because the caps they’re posting aren’t even amusing without context. You’re acting like boomers who don’t know how to use technology, fucking get with the program

No. 736640


No. 736991

File: 1613091972865.jpg (51.95 KB, 875x451, Screenshot_20210212_020519.jpg)


No. 737036

File: 1613096428913.png (8.85 KB, 1291x163, Screenshot_2021-02-12 ot - of…)


No. 737624

File: 1613156221876.jpeg (99.96 KB, 637x270, AB2A5CCD-F7E9-47A6-AE35-B02BD8…)

>KEK YOU SENSITIVE SNOWFLAKE KYS


we aren’t in 2016 anymore schizo

No. 737629

>>737624
That person also made strange references to faggotry and anal sex despite being on an imageboard full of women. Im almost sure theyre a scrote

No. 737637

>>736991
Love this but honestly we're better at cooming too. I can have like 6 orgasms in 10 minutes meanwhile a scrote has one and then has to wait around with his wilted dick in his hand until his weak little body can get it up again. Sad

No. 737642

>>737637
>tfw I can only do one before I'm tired. maybe two within the same hour if I'm lucky.

No. 737656

File: 1613158104099.png (182.38 KB, 1352x932, burgerdogs.png)


No. 737657

>>737629
>>737624
>samefagging and vendetta posting because a person online said the bible is stupid

No. 737666

>>737642
Sorry nonny didn't mean to make you feel bad, I'm unfortunately horny in general so while I'll happily flex my cooming prowess over scrotes it can also be annoying and distracting

No. 737667

>>737657
I didn't post the screenshot but congrats I guess. Idk why you guys think everyone obsesses over internet arguments but it's not that deep.

No. 737670


No. 737684

>>737656
im dead

No. 737871

File: 1613172630666.jpeg (550.76 KB, 1242x1295, 1AF9A70B-2546-4A1E-9672-2045A1…)


No. 737942

>>737656
what /int/ could have been if scrotes weren't horny and racist all the time. remember what they took from you

No. 737991

File: 1613188884854.jpg (31.75 KB, 897x229, 39r8wj1jwbsb.jpg)


No. 738177

File: 1613221759866.png (100.8 KB, 836x431, Untitled.png)

why'd i have this saved

No. 738491

File: 1613242096350.jpg (74.37 KB, 1080x264, Screenshot_20210213-204631_Sam…)

In regards to Jonathan/Jessica Yaniv's neovag

No. 738819

File: 1613268395712.jpg (93.26 KB, 876x304, Screenshot_20210210-145858_Chr…)

As guilty as I am of this kind of shit, I appreciated the seething sarcasm in this.

No. 739181

File: 1613320636423.png (11.81 KB, 371x174, stop breathing.PNG)

Someone trying to advertise themselves in a /snow/ thread

No. 739212

File: 1613324752419.png (9.99 KB, 406x194, you're not trying hard enough.…)

>>739181
you left out the best part anon

No. 739214

File: 1613324927674.jpg (138.1 KB, 709x472, i be touching my clit like.jpg)

>>737637
kek a few times in my life i have masturbated like 15 times in a row. i'd have an orgasm and then a 1 minute break and then start again. i am a shameful coomer

No. 739469

File: 1613349419031.jpg (6.99 KB, 626x128, god i wish that were me.jpg)

>>737637
>>739214
>mfw i have a refractory period like a man

No. 739554

File: 1613358908304.png (6.78 KB, 472x138, ukes in a nutshell.png)


No. 740607

File: 1613465144866.png (117.8 KB, 719x734, mystery.png)


No. 740774

File: 1613491211751.jpeg (560.04 KB, 598x1182, B70D92F7-40DE-485D-9E8E-16C790…)

the racist jannies and anons cracked me up holy shit how can you do this to my sides

No. 740777

File: 1613491334130.jpeg (277.44 KB, 578x974, 65077D99-B683-405F-B732-29C017…)

>>740774
samefag but LOL PLS ANON

No. 740935

File: 1613500843095.png (67.16 KB, 688x520, Screenshot_20210216-130452~2.p…)

I got a hearty chuckle, this was wholesome.

No. 740959

>>740777
>soykak posting, ie acting like an unintegtrted newfag, to defend yourself from being called an unintegrated newfag
lol

No. 740976

>>740777
tbh anybody looking for a good reason why men are banned from this website should just look at the vtuber thread

No. 740978

>>740774
Racist jannies? Where

No. 741042

File: 1613507423243.png (49.18 KB, 510x347, loool.png)

lool

No. 741067

File: 1613508533070.jpeg (192.71 KB, 1242x517, EC50EA31-95C1-445B-A531-F50D4B…)


No. 741070

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No. 741077

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No. 741179

File: 1613511161181.png (116.03 KB, 762x499, cute.png)

Wholesome

No. 741254

File: 1613513140063.jpeg (257.18 KB, 768x768, 8D993D5A-4063-40B5-A969-C158AA…)


No. 741257

>>741254
lmao that anon is fucking nuts or larping

No. 741271

File: 1613513925135.png (20.17 KB, 1233x395, s.png)

scrote specialist

No. 741310

File: 1613518171650.png (109.87 KB, 337x435, a.PNG)

Without context it's funny

No. 742025

File: 1613596798857.png (39.93 KB, 1080x314, IMG_20210217_221746.png)

Banned for aphobia

No. 742044

File: 1613598072248.jpeg (99.25 KB, 540x530, b5b.jpeg)

>>742025
they hated her because she told them the truth

No. 742049

File: 1613598530309.png (91.89 KB, 1080x705, IMG_20210217_224756.png)

The shequel

No. 742051

>>742049
Which thread lmao

No. 742068

>>742051
Youtuber general in /snow/

No. 742304

File: 1613626303629.jpeg (239.31 KB, 1103x385, 4C351389-D34C-4E5C-BB47-D60AE6…)


No. 742340

>>742304
OT but I never noticed that keek's theme had rounded corners
Now I gotta go back to it

No. 742602

File: 1613670192035.jpeg (474.43 KB, 750x1042, 64002865-9403-4495-8BB6-79F51C…)

someone didn’t take enough roids to have a heart attack so they can drop dead

No. 742611

>>742602
I feel like a woman wrote this to mock men

No. 742628

File: 1613672449290.jpeg (55.45 KB, 449x750, C6ED28BF-4C0E-42EC-9381-5E9913…)

>>742611
no I'd be unsettled if a woman wrote this even in parody. it's way too detailed and male fantasy esque. every time a man describes this stuff I learn some new gross phrase
>>742602
>You'd be wet instantaneously the moment you see me
Steve this is a larp, you write like you look like this

No. 742660

>>742628
I mean it starts out with him saying we're all gross and unfuckable and then he switches over to a detailed fantasy about fucking us. If that's not a post mocking males on purpose then.. I lost my train of thought but I'm frigid now. Thank steve

No. 742667

File: 1613674349857.jpg (10.45 KB, 242x251, bb2.jpg)

>>742611
>>742628
>>742660
You sound new, it's a variant of one of the most well-known copypastas on the internet.

It's just routine shitposting by a tard who doesn't know how to do it properly.

No. 742671

>>742667
more lore related to the meme, 'John' in the photo that goes with the copypasta ended up dying in a car accident in 2007

No. 742681

File: 1613675558800.jpeg (179.14 KB, 593x555, 5EEBBA0E-ABA4-426B-AC34-48D199…)

this isn’t and shouldn’t be funny but it is funny kek

No. 742684

>>742667
yeah we know I think the main thing we’re trying to say is that it was most likely posted by some lurking scrote

No. 742726

>>742667
I just thought they were banned on the basis of it reading as a male poster.. rather than a joke post by a woman. So I was asking that

No. 742768

File: 1613679913926.jpg (252.69 KB, 1440x1647, 20210218_141115.jpg)

Idk y this made me laugh

No. 742901

>>742681
im dying rn

No. 742919

File: 1613687924037.jpeg (278.36 KB, 1242x689, E3CF807F-4D8D-4D48-AF77-AE5672…)

This retarded ass exchange made me chuckle

No. 743012

>>742919
Lmao what thread

No. 743157

File: 1613709620131.jpg (34.4 KB, 941x312, IMG_20210219_013336.jpg)

There's something funny about how disappointed the anon sounds "Jesus Christ anon! Have some dignity!"
From Erin painter/Nina Bellucci thread

No. 743238

File: 1613722478620.jpeg (1.11 MB, 1125x1524, C714F30C-6465-47EF-953A-852526…)

It's not about the context

No. 743417

>>742919
what thread

No. 743432

File: 1613739541942.png (161.72 KB, 1536x442, manson tinfoiler.png)

I love insane tinfoils, this is the best one I've seen yet (though shoutout to the anon who thought Lillee Jean was one big Michael Jackson themed arg kek)

No. 743613

File: 1613758432378.png (90.09 KB, 506x554, lol.PNG)

(in response to erin/nina making a sock deer stuffed animal to sell on her depop) might not be as funny to you guys but the duality of anons made me chuckle

No. 743618

File: 1613759168531.png (571.53 KB, 760x1352, Screenshot_20210219-132316.png)

>>743613
Lmfao anon you reminded me about an old birthday gift I talked about giving to my mother. I laughed for like ten minutes at these two comments' juxtaposition

No. 743633

>>743238
why does this look like a pokemon card

No. 743634

>>743618
this is so funny
also, did your mom like the gift?

No. 743650

>>743634
she loved it so much I ended up re-upping last year and probably will just keep doing it every year in addition to her other gifts. Sheldrick Wildlife Trust is an incredible organization and I want to support them forever. Tagwa is growing up and becoming a matriarch, soon she'll be fully transitioned back to a life in the wild and I'll have to spend a day crying to find a new baby to fund.

No. 743755

>>743650
im sobbing out of happiness thinkin of elephants, thanks anon

No. 743809

File: 1613777644029.png (73.62 KB, 700x403, 77778c0ea7313240254e756d306333…)

>>743618
I love this so much

No. 744006

File: 1613808543803.png (134.12 KB, 605x248, 1.PNG)


No. 744008

File: 1613808635164.png (100.13 KB, 639x283, 2.PNG)


No. 744010

File: 1613808690359.png (353.72 KB, 509x391, 4.PNG)

>>744008
You people kill me

No. 744250

File: 1613841765971.png (7.97 KB, 834x219, get help.png)


No. 744810

File: 1613911095779.png (233.8 KB, 754x525, slendertran.png)


No. 744838

File: 1613914643268.jpeg (286.69 KB, 603x969, C71B51BF-B44E-4811-8CDA-14A960…)

lmao

No. 744840

>>744838
I mean she's not wrong

No. 744950

File: 1613925882576.jpeg (64.51 KB, 606x231, 9E74F94E-002B-4843-A352-2799E9…)


No. 744970

>>744950

lmao i love when lost souls stumble here and get red text'd

No. 745068

File: 1613936381142.png (134.91 KB, 1293x313, pure doll wife uwu.png)


No. 745264

File: 1613947345834.jpeg (45.06 KB, 586x173, 27B54F0B-F375-433F-BDE6-9E1913…)


No. 745643

File: 1613993697237.jpg (48.3 KB, 773x230, Screenshot_20210222-063319_Chr…)


No. 746107

File: 1614031444299.png (11.13 KB, 902x108, Capture.PNG)

luna's thread is depressing as fuck

No. 746267

File: 1614048843588.jpeg (116.22 KB, 632x394, E49AD934-3C61-4DDD-AD2E-45E3DC…)

LOL

No. 746584

File: 1614091917549.jpg (147.28 KB, 1871x793, stevendefense.JPG)

anon defends their husband

No. 747422

File: 1614157153220.png (104.01 KB, 719x519, AngelKikeStar.png)


No. 747476

File: 1614167819409.png (8.16 KB, 1096x83, lil scrote sex slave.png)


No. 747675

File: 1614187051823.jpeg (1002.37 KB, 875x1632, 2FE11588-B1D3-432B-A28E-015234…)

Anon I have nothing against you appreciating your own pussy but this did make me giggle.

No. 747701

>>747476
Crickets

No. 747721

File: 1614189559238.jpeg (276.46 KB, 617x715, AB951DF2-2792-49A0-8987-669BEA…)


No. 747784

>>747675
inspiring

No. 747858

File: 1614198813788.png (21.5 KB, 617x74, I bet you support abortion.png)


No. 747956

>>747721
That post sounds like a rock song in my head.

No. 747964

File: 1614205349940.gif (2.13 MB, 498x273, 118338921.gif)


No. 748226

File: 1614224317729.png (14.43 KB, 619x281, weebshitwords.png)


No. 748250

File: 1614224831354.png (86.25 KB, 516x306, e.png)


No. 748834

File: 1614277147057.jpeg (74.31 KB, 572x275, F7AD146A-04ED-40E0-9FC7-0F8906…)

KEK the sheer autism

No. 749199

File: 1614296181352.jpg (42.22 KB, 927x329, Screenshot_20210226_002850.jpg)

much like socrates and jesus before her, anon sacrifices herself defending the truth

No. 749204

File: 1614296519974.jpg (501.69 KB, 1080x2139, Screenshot_20210226_003903.jpg)

samefag but I just saw this, judging by the redtext the farmhand didn't read the whole post lmao

No. 749214

>>749204
tbf, I didn't read all that shit either until you posted the cap

No. 749415

>>749204
no that farmhand was right, we already have a retarded shit thread

No. 749443

File: 1614321621537.png (88.49 KB, 610x293, jigglypuff.png)

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

No. 749457

>>749204
She died saying what needs to be said. May she rest easy.

No. 749478

>>749457
I do not approve of this message but i support your right to have it

No. 749497

>>749457
….anon did you read last sentence?

No. 749502


No. 749507

File: 1614331469978.png (262.1 KB, 719x1195, schizo.png)


No. 749636

File: 1614347891641.jpeg (177.03 KB, 1242x388, 0C9F59AB-B2D3-4764-90C2-681BF4…)

Reading Shay’s old threads, topkek at the accuracy

No. 750415

File: 1614431912040.png (82.78 KB, 1246x418, Immagine 2021-02-27 141657.png)

from the "boyfriend brag" thread in /g/ …..

No. 750417

>>750415
That took a hard left by the 5th point lmaoo
>This is what a real boyfriend sounds like
Lol this is the anon with the r9k bf all over again

No. 750421

>>750415
>bald
>hates minorities
>hates feminism
>interrupts constantly
>doesn't eat pussy
>"THIS IS REALITY!"

Don't tar us all with your bald brush, anon.

No. 750427

>>750415
>he's faithful
As in anyone else would take this balding, low-income, arrogant ass in besides anon, kek. If this is even a real relationship.

No. 750462

>>750415
is this someone larping as gimp and vlad or

No. 750474

>>750415
Good copypasta
>>750462
It has to be lol

No. 750560

File: 1614446770084.jpg (3.63 MB, 1098x5924, 1614430971628.jpg)

>>750474
>>750462
i want to believe that it's this anon

No. 750663

File: 1614457561985.jpg (63.9 KB, 1080x259, Screenshot_20210226-124626_Sam…)

I kek'd

No. 750685

File: 1614459919193.png (46.97 KB, 2016x182, Screen Shot 2021-02-27 at 16.0…)

based

No. 750693

File: 1614461033087.png (160.81 KB, 265x281, m'doka.png)

>>747858
I'm stealing this, that's some funny shit

No. 750987

File: 1614489835726.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1125x1778, 502B642C-F9EB-44BF-BCD5-A47DFA…)


No. 751030

>>750685
i kek'd

No. 751044

File: 1614501773282.jpeg (282.56 KB, 828x735, A2752FBB-3393-4909-B004-B8F530…)

god bless the deluded tinfoilers

No. 751303

File: 1614535281736.jpeg (745.38 KB, 1242x1482, 35B8172B-1440-4925-847E-3910B2…)

Shay’s thread can be really bad or really good kek

No. 751305

>>747422
I’m dying

No. 751314

>>750987
which thread?

No. 751319

>>751314
confessions thread #20

No. 751681

File: 1614569444202.png (6.74 KB, 1045x107, fda5afbf68fef8c1b326762913e8b5…)

this sent me (from the video games thread in /m/)

No. 752022

File: 1614622687901.jpg (516.85 KB, 938x1537, Screenshot_20210301-120241_Chr…)

From the Develv (eunuch fetish lady) thread

No. 752498

File: 1614693081378.jpeg (455.87 KB, 1242x936, 37CE52DE-9B1C-462E-843D-0358B9…)

Shay’s thread is an abomination rn

No. 752516

>>752498
this is magical. everything from how well the reference fits to the file name is such a chef’s kiss

No. 752536

File: 1614699005252.jpg (45.35 KB, 1080x300, 20210302_172417.jpg)

It's been a rough day

No. 752647

File: 1614708519207.png (3.77 KB, 398x83, cringe.PNG)

there's just something funny to me about describing a human body as "cringe"

No. 752684

>>752536
Where is whatever train wreck this this happening?

No. 752690

>>752684
S-shayna's, anon

No. 752762

File: 1614719467166.jpeg (109.85 KB, 635x327, EE0A334E-6014-4639-BB53-003EF9…)

tradwife pro-reefer madness stan was real angery

No. 752775

>>752762
I can't believe she really complained about stoners talking about getting high in the thread for stoners to talk about getting high

No. 752840

>>752690
Thanks looks like an absolute nightmare

No. 752897

File: 1614726690269.png (10.31 KB, 766x172, the tit pile.png)


No. 752961

>>752897
whoever she is i agree

No. 752976

File: 1614735912707.jpeg (428.54 KB, 534x1077, C8584B67-BE62-4173-AE7E-102415…)

the absolute chaotic energy in this thread lmfao

No. 753548

File: 1614812224622.jpeg (718.56 KB, 1125x1333, 2C2975B7-4BCA-448B-ABFF-EA99B5…)


No. 753693

File: 1614836053244.jpg (843.95 KB, 1080x1834, Screenshot_20210303-225745_Chr…)

From the fundie general thread

No. 753751

>>753693
Ngl this is the first thought I had too when I saw the pic, the answer cracked me up.

No. 753888

File: 1614870739093.png (182.81 KB, 840x332, 20c6b867a03ffbcaa1d49bb615c39c…)

forgot where its been a while

No. 753918

>>753693
Why did they get redtexted rip

No. 753921

File: 1614873413167.jpeg (57.82 KB, 1242x318, 18FD2E4B-EFF8-46A9-B79B-5ADD12…)

I don’t agree per-say but I get it

No. 753923

File: 1614873441074.jpeg (210.32 KB, 1242x478, 72584387-78F1-4D84-AC0F-2237BE…)

samefag, also this topkek

No. 753936

>>753923
Which thread was this?

No. 753946

File: 1614875446575.png (2.94 KB, 307x136, ppt.png)

ik this is retarded but i can't help but laugh

No. 753952

>>753923
>>753946
these are both so fucking funny topkek

No. 753998

>>753936
Vent I think, maaaybe dumbass shit but it’s def one of those

No. 754166

File: 1614889089532.png (17.01 KB, 1252x103, snow_Celebricows 21 - Hammer T…)

not disagreeing but that last sentence made me lol

No. 754559

File: 1614934519162.jpg (74.59 KB, 913x301, Screenshot_20210305-024513_Chr…)

From Twitter hate

No. 754718

File: 1614956373517.jpeg (241.07 KB, 626x636, EF3A3C09-3DFB-4147-991F-FDA3CD…)

THE FINN WHO POSTED THIS KEK

No. 754723

>>754718
That's google translate finnish, where was this posted?

No. 754781

>>754723
The finn thread in /ot/

No. 754784

>>754781
I feel very dumb for asking, the finnish was just so clunky. A booly anglo.

No. 755402

File: 1615010776402.png (2.93 KB, 292x82, true.PNG)


No. 755571

File: 1615038430975.jpeg (534.06 KB, 1495x1545, FC450BB5-3006-4EED-A228-AE7030…)


No. 756202

File: 1615129379268.jpeg (62.71 KB, 1083x258, AB06AF90-FB3B-49D7-8C44-6C0BDF…)


No. 756335

File: 1615143718309.png (7.04 KB, 491x71, can you hoes not post your fuc…)


No. 756344

>>755571
I'm the OP that anon is replying to and I still don't get this, pls explain. Who is boob telepathy anon and what does it have to do with Terezi?

No. 756347

>>756344
Go in the stupid questions thread and ctrl f saggy. I think that anon made another post in response to people making fun of her, but I don't remember where

Anyway, you used a homestuck pic like that other anon, and that's why the anon that replied to you made that connection lmao

No. 756348

File: 1615144229215.png (49.62 KB, 1192x251, saggy boobs in purse.PNG)

>>756347
Samefag, nvm, this is the caps thread so I might as well post it

No. 756354

File: 1615144669184.jpg (23.45 KB, 285x250, 1579659472855.jpg)

>>756347
>>756348

Kek. That anon is insane. Thank you. I thought I missed the arc where Terezi and Vriska used their mind powers to move they tiddies.

No. 756537

File: 1615157508652.png (2.82 MB, 1443x2048, Screenshot_20210307-135130.png)

This cracked me the fuck up

No. 756540

>>750415
HES BALD AND SOCIOPATHIC ENOUGH TO SEE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT THAN HIM AS SUBHUMANS WHO DESERVE DEATH BUT HES ROMANTIC ENOUGH TO LOVE ME AS A wooommman!!

No. 756547


No. 756551

>>756537
who is this?

No. 756657

File: 1615166485150.png (966.58 KB, 665x671, funny-meme-about-a-woman-who-r…)


No. 756748

File: 1615180051345.png (1.12 MB, 2134x714, same.png)

Shocking if true!

No. 756766

File: 1615182835795.png (26.65 KB, 568x610, (USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PAST…)


No. 756779

>>756766
I posted about this earlier, but I don't get why anons go into that thread to infight. I guess cause people got tired of it in ot

No. 757227

File: 1615242529210.png (16.25 KB, 1150x103, image_2021-03-08_172846.png)


No. 757259

>>756766
beautiful

No. 757268

>>736169
Alright this is the best anon

No. 757296

File: 1615250333826.jpeg (535.18 KB, 632x1217, 72C825BB-EB31-4BD6-BEED-76A9B2…)


No. 757520

File: 1615287819141.jpeg (519.88 KB, 633x923, 45D6A360-723B-4B03-A48D-9135B8…)

They where talking to people in Texas after the snowstorm kek. Long live the Fugates.

No. 757629

File: 1615306889022.png (13.82 KB, 1422x70, protein bar anon.PNG)

rumor has it that anon died soon after typing this. RIP to a beautiful soul

No. 757632

File: 1615307608554.jpg (265.45 KB, 1080x1225, Screenshot_20210309_172814.jpg)


No. 757669

File: 1615311074946.jpeg (187.18 KB, 1242x848, A7B0F17C-AF31-4309-90D2-A7A83C…)


No. 757690

File: 1615312964828.png (1.89 KB, 389x46, this truth speaker.PNG)


No. 757941

File: 1615331578378.png (41.62 KB, 808x67, ot-Vent-thread-69.png)


No. 758034

File: 1615339099824.png (131.42 KB, 743x421, Screenshot_2021-03-10 pt - Vi…)


No. 758096

>>756551
The bitch in question.

No. 758107

>>757669
>>757690
Based as fuck

No. 758153

File: 1615349857023.png (186.81 KB, 1109x1091, nta america.png)

anon's bleeding asshole

No. 758165

>>758153
I feel bad for her I can't laugh just because asshole.

No. 758167

>>758165
Well, I'm not laughing at her, I'm laughing at the cosmic absurdity of her country

No. 758193

>>758167
Oh got you. Yeah it's the kind of situation where all you can do is laugh through the pain

No. 758194

>>758167
really hope she's (gonna be) ok

No. 758226

>>758153
Anon with the bloody anus please go to the red cross I hope you update us all

No. 758239

>>758153
The same thing used to happen to me all the time. Not even kidding. There’s no pain. You’re just sitting there, and you go to wipe or get up, and there’s blood everywhere. As long as the blood is bright red and not dark, it’s kind of scary, but not as bad as it looks.
It often comes with existent bowel problems, like constipation, Crohn’s, IBS, etc. Literally the only thing that helped me was dramatically cutting down my bread/pasta and junk food intake. Even now, I still sometimes see a little blood when I go to shit. It’s not a huge deal.

No. 758409

File: 1615396063737.png (15.4 KB, 1239x184, 1.PNG)


No. 758449

>>758239
>>758226
>>758194
>>758193
>>758167
>>758165
>>758153
Posting here too since both threads were front-paging last night
Called the doc, got an appointment in one month and one day, so I assume that means it really doesn't indicate anything urgent, very relieved, 10/10, don't recommend

No. 758696

File: 1615416003133.png (103.96 KB, 1317x517, _ot_ - Royal Drama General - O…)

god I love this thread

No. 758747

>>758409
Tranny Janny confirmed

No. 758780

File: 1615422016294.jpeg (310.9 KB, 603x862, 3F197944-9132-44E5-9D4C-1F3FFD…)


No. 758809

>>758780
I was about to post this. I have never seen redtext like this, with this specific brand of context. I wish I knew why either of them did this.

No. 758812

>>758809
is the redtext really not self explanatory?

No. 758863

>>758812
I understand why the farmhand would feel that way but that doesn’t explain why redtext would be necessary.

No. 758876

File: 1615431576708.jpeg (306.56 KB, 613x876, FC588CE0-C5F5-4DA4-9F75-F60553…)

KEK

No. 758880

>>758863
I don't see anything wrong with a little fun sometimes

No. 758882

>>758876
Link to thread?

No. 758891

>>758882
>>>/meta/20405

Poor anon was redtexted, lol

No. 758892

>>758891
tbf it was obviously a troll

No. 759072

File: 1615461344884.jpg (294.43 KB, 2896x2896, 20210311_120943.jpg)

This in MM thread in Snow got me whizzing

No. 759104

>>758153
>>758449
>if I die from this apparent anorectal violence then that’s just the American dream
Kek anon you’re hilarious and ily, I hope you’re okay ♥

No. 759107

File: 1615465843037.jpeg (100.07 KB, 1074x289, F0079117-0375-4BB8-96B3-29B627…)

On Lola Bunny kek

No. 759252

File: 1615483679872.png (23.32 KB, 623x142, Screenshot_20210311-092633~2.p…)

I really liked this without context

No. 759346

File: 1615493593218.jpeg (382.78 KB, 1125x740, DD7F4E46-CDBB-4B1A-BAEA-A4841A…)


No. 759348


No. 759426

File: 1615501905066.jpeg (159.34 KB, 674x416, 56BF0812-1417-4F3C-B835-5446F5…)

>>731684
>Home Depot

No. 759434

File: 1615503772841.png (197.34 KB, 757x507, heather.png)


No. 759770

File: 1615550245971.png (46.31 KB, 1836x226, art is dead.PNG)


No. 759771

File: 1615550577424.png (853.29 KB, 1490x1336, noln.png)


No. 759780

File: 1615553315445.jpeg (27.49 KB, 480x480, 1612075671682.jpeg)

>>759770
omg what thread is this from ?

No. 759782

>>759780
vent #69

No. 759783

>>759770
Oh I remember her previous posts, hilarious. Her bf is the exact opposite of my dad, who only ever plays the guitar or synth alone in a locked room. The muffled singing and playing emanating from the room sounds very nice actually, he's talented. But he's too afraid of being that guy.

No. 759857

File: 1615567277571.jpeg (384.14 KB, 750x847, 229F741B-EBED-4692-B2A9-AA6C18…)

They did all that work and they’re rewarded with a redtext, LOL

No. 759859

>>759857
So sad RIP to the best thread maker

No. 759862

File: 1615567723670.jpg (35.94 KB, 680x698, Em4lFaAW8AUDs2r.jpg)

>>759857
IKR? I hope anon is around to see our appreciation.

No. 759867

File: 1615567900587.jpeg (105.68 KB, 1047x307, C28B217A-59C0-4E94-AB84-2C846D…)

I don’t know the context so don’t ask me

No. 759872

>>759857
I saw this and felt sad for the anon kek she truly put effort into that and the mods had the cheek to redtext her. Shameful

No. 759874

>>759857
What's this about?

No. 759877

>>759770
I genuinely wish I could write this well KEK

No. 759881

>>759874
A nonny had a lot of work and care doing the news thread but she put the name of the thread in the "name" space instead of the "subject" one so she created a trip and was banned for it

No. 759886

>>759881
Oh nooooooo, I hope it was one of these 3 minute bans

No. 760127

File: 1615592586638.jpg (145.16 KB, 956x1207, 20210313_014000.jpg)

I kek'd a few times while passing by

No. 760174

File: 1615596552591.jpeg (347.91 KB, 568x1135, DD70F53B-CE8D-4D12-8C2D-1DD7A1…)

don’t drink and drive while browsing lc pls

No. 760180

File: 1615597157315.jpg (133.97 KB, 1074x1138, 20210313_025844.jpg)

I think i had my vpn set on albania…what the hell was goin awwn with her

No. 760184

>>760180
Who the fuck is "sweenwhore" and "smugwhore"

No. 760186

File: 1615597623318.png (152.55 KB, 1147x616, methamphetamine.PNG)


No. 760187

>>760184
I have absolutely no idea

No. 760193

File: 1615597868469.jpeg (42.55 KB, 680x680, 8428EB4C-A247-408C-B84F-14D531…)

>>760186
MY SIDES

that person is an absolute retard

No. 760199

>>760186
This makes me laugh so fucking hard

No. 760342

>>760187
>>760184
>>760180
Lmao, this is Alicia Day, a cow in snow. If you don't know her yet it's worth a read. She was last living in Romania I think so that might be why. She's an unhinged autist who lives off dad's money, doesn't work, and desperately tries to get any hobo she picks off the street to marry her potatoe face, but even they won't touch her with a stick cause of the crazy. When she fails at men (110% of the time), she goes online on reddit in the incel sub to complain about her life then goes to r/longdistance to harass any girl in a relationship (stalking them, sending them messages etc). Smugwhore etc are 2 girls she harassed from there. You have to go read her entire thread, she's batshit, certifiable. She's done crazy shit like stalk her gym PT, invent a romance with him in her head after sending him long-winded email about her life, then dox and harass his girlfriend. Here: >>>/snow/904231

No. 760358

>>760174
>>760186
wtf kek, link to the thread?

No. 760377

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No. 760527

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No. 760586

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LOL

No. 760618

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No. 760622

>>760342
NTA but I'm reading through her thread now but holy shit this is a fucking gold mine.

No. 760647

>>760622
I read most of her thread and she is genuinely retarded as fuck. I don't know if you got to her jihad arc yet but I can't help but wonder why jannies didn't ban her and anons continued to interact with her, she is absolutely unhinged.

No. 760780

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No. 760831

File: 1615675885088.png (267.93 KB, 618x924, kms but thanks.PNG)

i howled at anon's last reply

No. 760951

>>732136
Haven't been a regular poster on here in over a year and the Lucy chronicles just made me realize what I was missing out on.

No. 761234

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No. 761246

File: 1615724759415.jpg (385.21 KB, 1800x1188, IMG_9130.JPG)

I'm glad we can all be so comfortable with each other here

No. 761267

>>761246
Love the effort you put in this

No. 761276

>>761234
shit had me howling. sometimes i hate that farmhands ban for "hi cow"-ing.

No. 761281

File: 1615731269480.png (9.75 KB, 738x101, mass suicide.PNG)

fuck you anon you're not invited to the mass suicide

No. 761391

File: 1615744004914.jpg (15.82 KB, 342x166, kek.JPG)


No. 761439

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No. 761459

>>747721
I remember seeing this post myself, what thread is it from again?

No. 761463

>>761246
I love this so much, bless you

No. 761663

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No. 761856

File: 1615804612702.png (275.51 KB, 1773x290, what the fuck.PNG)

Obviously I shouldn't be laughing at this and anon should leave him, but some anons here truly have the worst boyfriends imaginable.
>I think it’s a pathway for him to tear down boundaries and become homosexual

No. 762200

File: 1615841871294.png (66.91 KB, 1258x266, lol.png)

>>761439
the saga continues

No. 762209

File: 1615842569992.png (83.37 KB, 1471x579, 2.png)

the bi thread has a sperg who exclusively posts there to seethe about how the evil "dykes" are oppressing her

No. 762292

File: 1615850982544.jpeg (173.65 KB, 910x583, CA207784-B702-4908-A9C1-791106…)

Two types of lolcow users

No. 762346

>>762209
Not gonna read it, but I hope she chokes

No. 762349

File: 1615856876291.png (41.75 KB, 719x272, aimee.png)


No. 762354

>>762346
based. from her own mouth she only began to think of herself as not being straight about 6 months ago and yet all she ever has to talk about is how lesbians oppress her for liking men

No. 762386

>>762209
The girl ain't right

No. 762428

File: 1615864898218.jpg (61.85 KB, 889x194, fuck.jpg)


No. 762443

File: 1615866984355.png (9.24 KB, 1047x84, pussy soap.png)


No. 762503

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No. 762505

>>762209
the bisexuality thread seems to be full of that, it's just constant fighting about lesbians. why don't they just focus on bisexuality? it's so weird.

No. 762513

>>762505
both threads kinda have this beef but they should kiss kiss fall in love (except the one in the screenshot she needs to examine herself)

No. 762529

>>756537
I have literally no idea what the context is here but I’m laughing my ass off

No. 762532

File: 1615880924248.jpeg (5.15 KB, 251x201, 46871947615.jpeg)

>>762209
Maybe it's not my place to say this because I'm straight but I just can't help but notice that bis tend to be the most narcissistic of the LGB. They have paper thin skin and constantly whine about how homosexuals don't validate their attraction to the opposite sex enough, as if not being perceived as kweer as they would like to be results in any actual, tangible discrimination and oppression.
No wonder they get along with the Ts so well.

No. 762539

>>762505
I think both groups have a lot of frustrations with each other and the bi thread does have a lot of discussions about lesbians cause they do overlap (usually if we want to date women then you have to consider lesbians, a lot of criticism of bi women can come from lesbians, that kind of stuff), but tbh I've noticed this kind of stuff never happens with gay and bi men, although that may just be male solidarity. I don't think there is this much animosity between bi and lesbian women irl though which is good. Anyway, I hope no lesbian or bi anons start infighting lol
>>762532
>constantly whine about how homosexuals don't validate their attraction to the opposite sex enough
I'm pretty sure this is just because some people (straight and gay) love to question bisexual people's sexuality. It's annoying when that kind of stuff happens tbh.

No. 762548

>>762532
I'm bi and I hate troons though
I'd rather hang out with lesbians because they're cool and amazing

No. 762583

File: 1615894056200.png (714.09 KB, 854x1078, zookeeping.png)


No. 762588

>>762532
I'm bi and I agree with you kek

No. 762617

File: 1615897902210.jpeg (152.56 KB, 590x436, 496C4AD5-741F-4174-ACF0-1E66E9…)

She got her period the next day! ♥

No. 762794

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You love to see it kek

No. 762802

>>762794
This tard needs to read the room

No. 762806

>>762802
What do you expect? It's male

No. 762818

>>759881
I didn't know we have a news thread. just a general world news thread? link?

No. 762826

>>762794
lmaoo what thread

No. 762851

>>762826
meta, I'd really like to see in what context he brought his XY up though lmao

No. 762859

>>762794
Kek, I came here to post this. Lost male posters are always so amusing to me.

No. 762897

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No. 762947

File: 1615922979169.png (7.84 KB, 1180x66, period drama.PNG)


No. 763037

File: 1615929801135.png (5.5 KB, 664x53, snail pussy.png)


No. 763235

>>763037
Isn't that a real song?

No. 763284

File: 1615946772154.jpg (171.92 KB, 1080x1265, 17032021030441.jpg)

I wonder if she's still with us and if she found her dream store for UK lolcows

No. 763286

>>763284
This is kinda cute lmaoo

No. 763296

>>763284
>hello fellow lolcows

No. 763302

File: 1615949353563.jpeg (210.26 KB, 699x664, 3A58B35F-0588-4FC3-959C-35DCC3…)

Lmao this was posted in /ot/

Fucking newfags or stoned anon

No. 763306

>>763302
this is what ignoring /m/ gets you

No. 763332

File: 1615953006833.jpg (426.45 KB, 1080x1976, IMG_20210317_004536.jpg)

Delightful anons cosplaying as mean girls or heather's, love it

No. 763456

>>763429
KEK

No. 763619

>>763302
Yes ıt's me.
Hmm hello(lolcow.farm/info)

No. 763803

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No. 763810

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No. 763811

>>763810
MY SIDES ANON

No. 763812

>>763810
samefag by why is ufo anon kind of me though? lol

No. 763815

File: 1616027896954.jpg (317.49 KB, 1080x1080, 1615997353704.jpg)

>>763810
Picture of planet (1)

No. 763818

>>763815
carful, you will trigger the doghaters kek

No. 763819

>>763815
I wish I was there.

No. 763822

>>763815
why do they all look the same

No. 763823

>>763815
Jesus christ.
This is gross

No. 763825

File: 1616029980933.gif (2.24 MB, 444x250, dfe17e2eec1f62b685dd3c9439944f…)


No. 763826

>>763822
they're all border collies and although that breed does tend to have a lot of variety in coat colour and markings, these are show dogs that people breed to look very similar

>>763823
don't be mean, all they're doing is standing around

No. 763829

File: 1616030482753.jpg (199.23 KB, 1080x1089, 20210318_032118.jpg)

>>763815
What the hell

No. 763834

>>763829
OH IT DIED

No. 763839

>>763829
Why is the one in the bottom right happy? They're joyous that the other dog's friend died? Sick and twisted in the head!

No. 763852

>>762583
The file names make me so happy

No. 763861

>>763839
My headcanon is that the photo is just a tablet and he is zooming

No. 763867

>>763826

I don’t think you need to get offended on behalf of a field full of dogs.

No. 763869

>>763867
i'm not offended, but i get that jokes can be hard to detect on the internet

No. 763871

>>763867
Not trying to be mean but are you autistic or just really bad at detecting sarcasm/jokes/reading situations

No. 764179

File: 1616084296371.jpeg (129.49 KB, 622x314, 560694D2-B6E1-4861-9702-B7C324…)

LOL

No. 764247

>>764179
It is funny that farmhands manage to delete The Zookeepers posts so fast lmao. I remember once there was gore in meta and it was left up for like 1 or 2 hours

No. 764252

>>764247
I remember getting redtexted and one of the jannies called me “bro” and I immediately realized that the tranny janny tinfoil anons are probably right, there’s definitely a male or weird /lgbt/ tranny amongst us

No. 764257

>>764252
I say "bro" or "man" sometimes, but it is weird they would say that in a ban

No. 764259

>>764252
I say bro all the time wtf nonnie

No. 764267

>>764257
>>764257
>>764247
Earlier itt an anon responded to unnecessary/meaningless redtext saying “nothing wrong with a little fun” like farmhands are supposed to be our best friends leaving funny zany commentary on anon’s comments. I don’t know about the trannyjanny theory but at least one of them is weird as fuck and uses redtext & ban messages as communication and entertainment.

No. 765381

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No. 766408

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The absolute state of kinnies on Twitter.

No. 766440

One of my favourite threads on here is the Nikocado Avocado thread even though it dried up, I often reread anons reactions to his leaked OF pics and laugh until I get a stomach ache.

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No. 766666

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I just want this anon to know that she's the queen of kingdom based

No. 766672

>>766666
Kind of gross tbh

No. 766698

>>766666
cattlefucking tradwife does not sound very based to me

No. 766760


No. 766765

>>766698
Pissing off seething 3DPD incel scrotes with vivid fantasies about a perfect, beautiful, virile 2D bullman is absolutely based, anon.

No. 766770

>>766698
Cease your trad wife sperging, fool. It’s 2D male time

No. 766826

>>766666
The ultimate fantasy

No. 767414

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No. 767417

File: 1616450035745.jpg (212.31 KB, 922x740, wxj.jpg)

>>767414
Walt is getting the best dick. He's discovering his bi side after years of repressing it.

No. 767423

>>767414
I hated this meme when I saw it and you had to remind me of it

No. 767435

>>767414
This made me cackle so much I fucking love this

No. 768152

File: 1616543099461.png (10.47 KB, 802x408, Screenshot_2021-03-23 m - Hus…)

I wish I could submerge in my husbando.

No. 768175

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>>768152
Didn't have to look to know it's Haku

No. 768181

>>767423
I also hated it

No. 768230

File: 1616550162858.jpeg (68.97 KB, 587x222, 4F2F81C5-EBC6-4ADF-921F-BE7B20…)

Sadge

No. 768235

>>768230
i keked so hard lmao
sadged

No. 768352

File: 1616568282338.png (120.58 KB, 2780x410, Screenshot 2021-03-24 at 4.43.…)

idk why i laughed so hard

No. 768364

>>768230
sadge for offtopic

No. 768860

File: 1616628043572.jpeg (266.61 KB, 652x895, D9E8D3CA-B554-405B-B681-5911F0…)

Um, what?

No. 768941

File: 1616638771294.png (63.57 KB, 1295x380, m765.png)

/meta/ really is something

No. 768942

>>768941
the first anon is so damn right though lmao

No. 768944

>>768941
>>768942
Honestly sided with faggot anon cause if I were them, I'd be pretty miffed too.

No. 768948

>>768941
Goddamn lmao. This is what that anon gets. Wish she would stop shitting up random threads with racist shit

No. 768950

File: 1616639429746.gif (7.16 MB, 520x520, banjo_kazooie_not_funny_didnt_…)

>>768941
Where is the funny in this? I'm not kekking, I'm lot laughing, I didn't lol'd. I didn't even lmao. This is sad beyond words

No. 768952

>>768950
The ai is back at it again

No. 768960

>>768952 No self-respecting lc user would post a meme like that. Its an unfunny XDLOLRANDUM GAMUR SATURDAY FOR THE BOYZ meme, probably just an underaged scrote that needs to be banned and fuck off back to Instagram or Reddit.

No. 768989

>>768960
what did banjo kazooe ever did to you? It's a game from my childhood jeez, I didn't want to use a bratz meme for once

No. 769501

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>>768941
KEK I came here to post this.
It’s only funny because it’s happening in meta

No. 769504

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>>765381
The sequel

No. 769521

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>>769504
Also these

No. 769522

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No. 769660

>>769521
holy fuck they really do look like AI lolcow posts kek. oh to be called slurs in all caps because some unhinged anon hates being disagreed with

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No. 770253

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CH for Corpse Husband

No. 770400

>>770253
Fuck I didn’t see it coming and laughed so hard

No. 770401

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No. 770418

File: 1616802373225.jpeg (99.31 KB, 828x310, 42119A50-0FC8-4663-B949-0ECE98…)

I was reading random old threads and I saw this

No. 770809

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No. 770824

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"i think i gave myself autism" is so fucking funny

No. 770834

>>770809
what thread is this I neeeed to see the replies kek

No. 770847

>>770834
the current confessions thread

No. 770854

>>770809
Lmao farmers are too much. It’s a very good copy pasta tho

No. 770906

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No. 770919

>>770906
I know we're all retards here, but this one's proper

No. 771255

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>>731684
/meta has been highly entertaining lately

No. 771256

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>>771255
Picrel

No. 771259

>>771255
Based rant. Anachans already pretty much have a containment thread here in th /snow/ cows thread where they keep counting calories teenage girls eat and calling them fat, and they're mostly left alone. Dunno why they think that shit would fly anywhere outside of there.

No. 771266

>>771259
Why? They can't help it, anachans are incredible attention whores. Keeping them contained to one thread and stopping them from self-posting is something mods have had to constantly actively do for years. Anachans will forever keep trying to attention whore, mods will forever have to keep curbing them.

No. 771273

>>771266
Why do anachans want others to be anachan? Why not make a binge eating board so that you can be the skelliest cunt on lolcow?

No. 771274

>>771273
Mental illness

No. 771275

>>771274
Samefag, I mean it genuinely and not as a meme, anorexia is a mental disorder, of course things they do don't make rational sense.

No. 771277

>>770217
I didn’t expect to see my innocent question here, but that response did make me laugh though

No. 771293

>>771266
>They can't help it
Last time I checked being an asshole to people and indoctrinacting them into your mental illness was a choice.
> Anachans will forever keep trying to attention whore, mods will forever have to keep curbing them.
And that's good, anachans shouldn't have a place to make others fall prey of their stupid shit. Plus it's cow behaivor.

No. 771298

>>771273
They have:
Discord servers
Tumblr
Private Instagrams
Random websites across the internet
Forums
Google blogs
Whatsapp and telegram
Facebook

Do they really need to come here and bitch too?

No. 771299

>>771273
Last time I relapsed was in 2018 and I remember back then there were controversies about whatsapp groups encouraging girls as young as 13 to purge and starve. I know this, because I joined one and was flabbergasted to see so many underage girls, ages 13-18, and almost no one my age, asking advice on how to feel less weak after not eating for days. And the advice was "eat ice" or "keep starving". It was super fucked up. It made me realize I didn't want to be part of that shit ever again. I reported the group and leaved. Thank god those groups get deleted easily. I remember being their age and also reading advice on blogs on how to starve. And the cycle fucking continues. It won't end until every single fucking anachan stops being a shitty maladjusted and self hating person, so self hating that they can't see others as healthy. It's some very toxic shit.

No. 771301

>>771273
I also want to add, some discord servers get advertised on websites where discord servers are bumped. They disguise themselves as "pro recovery" but I saw a couple that were literally meanspo servers with no hidden agenda. And all of them said "minors only". They hide behind the walls of aesthetic cutesy shit and kpop. So of course teen girls fall victim to this shit.

No. 771316

>>771301
Myproana was ran by a middle aged man for some time, and a lot of underage girls where posting “body checks”. It’s pedo shit. They’re just collecting scanty pictures of underweight teenagers.

No. 771340

>>771316
Who owns it now?

No. 771355

>>770906
cutest anon

>>771298
I thought you were talking about troons here for a sec, kek. Are anachans the troons of actual women?

No. 771424

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No. 771491

>>771424
Simple as.

No. 771614

File: 1616969557870.png (3.5 MB, 3264x2756, collagenb.png)

sorry for the shitty collage.

No. 771625

>>771614
LMAO rekt where was this

No. 771630

>>771625
The new shitpost thread

No. 771715

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No. 771748

File: 1616981698312.png (372.43 KB, 625x938, shedoesitforfree.png)

>>771424
5 trillion hours in mspaint

No. 771923

>>771614
Your collage is perfect

No. 771939

>>771748
SIMPLE AS

No. 772121

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No. 772281

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No. 772309

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>>772308
which thread?

No. 772311

>>772309
Advice thread #5 in g

No. 772547

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No. 772548

>>771748
I love you anon

No. 772549

>>771748
A post to live by

No. 772747

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No. 772751

File: 1617117440586.jpg (425.39 KB, 1212x993, bor5.jpg)

>>772747
I hope all dog haters die.(derailing borzoifag)

No. 772758

>>772751
Agreed. They, cat haters, and zoosadists in general will not reach heaven.

No. 772766

File: 1617118236692.jpeg (61 KB, 878x804, 890731B9-A814-4097-9969-F49510…)

>>772747
>>772751
Hi! I’m dog hater!

No. 772772

>>772747
stop selfposting, you're not funny

No. 772778

>>772747
You faggot just selfposted the unfunniest shit ever. At least make an effort to hide it or pick a funnier post. Retard

No. 772869

>>771923
thnx anon, i tried. also do most of you just use online collage makers to stitch together posts?

No. 772911

>>772778
Honestly the worst thing about this site is the constant false accusations. What proof do you have that it’s a self post? I thought it was funny hyperbole from the vent thread when I went there to sperg about my acne.
You know what? You’re a scrote. And a tranny. And a samefagger.

No. 772915

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>>731684
Lolcow AI or they got lost on their way to the retarded shitpost thread?

No. 772934

>>772911
Kek ily anon

No. 772935

>>772766
If there were a cute lc posts thread this would go there and no idt anyone should make one

No. 773119

File: 1617152022029.png (20.54 KB, 670x123, 16283874928.png)

Kek, i feel called out on the unemployment.

No. 773135

File: 1617154046061.jpeg (130.71 KB, 610x318, EEBC7117-1DE0-4BCD-99E2-AE6268…)

kek

No. 773136

File: 1617154169703.jpeg (138.56 KB, 612x330, 7ADA3F6D-50A6-4ED7-8F3D-D82ACA…)

and anon never came back online, the end

No. 773196

File: 1617159794855.png (107.91 KB, 707x313, 19283840392.png)

>>773135
>>773136
why? what reason is there to post these as lolcow caps tho?

No. 773208

>>773136

I am anon, I am fine and this is a weird cap to post.

No. 773578

File: 1617210028261.jpeg (320.34 KB, 632x759, 23F4B8F1-37D2-4C73-884E-BCD41F…)

why are we hear, just to suffer with the barafags

No. 773811

File: 1617223371664.png (188.44 KB, 701x515, myersandjasonhavingvanillasex.…)


No. 773830

File: 1617225664362.png (13.44 KB, 435x87, 1983849223.png)


No. 773915

File: 1617234722374.png (11.75 KB, 1082x173, lol.png)


No. 773919

File: 1617235661473.png (24.19 KB, 1072x150, jhjhjnkj.png)


No. 773930

File: 1617236857085.png (178.17 KB, 1138x290, 2983492831.png)

kek anon, when i saw the pic on front page i though it was gonna be on that thread.

No. 773933

>>773930
I'd give them a pass since its space channel 5 bah

No. 774038

File: 1617253318382.png (98.36 KB, 600x436, kek.png)

I keked a lil bit

No. 774074

>>773915
The only disgusting thing about this is that the anon has shit taste in yaoi, junjou romantica is terrible. Otherwise based

No. 774135

File: 1617272869926.jpg (135.84 KB, 694x425, обміну02.jpg)

I love citrus fruit .(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 774189

>>774074
>The only disgusting thing about this is
the entire post. Not based.

No. 774194

>>771748
Kek, thank you for your time anon. I wish this could be made into a banner somehow.

No. 774319

File: 1617301565322.png (6.88 KB, 1032x81, labiacovid.PNG)


No. 774348

>>774319
Link? I actually wondered this. Like what happens after fingering myself when I don't wash my hands coming home?

No. 774371

>>774348
It was in Shayna's thread

No. 774449

File: 1617314969869.jpeg (191.48 KB, 615x611, 3CD81729-E805-4982-855D-C2E104…)


No. 774489

File: 1617321104003.jpeg (387.31 KB, 610x822, 38FE2EF7-ED78-4E97-B42E-173C29…)


No. 774648

File: 1617343069188.png (10.87 KB, 397x160, op.PNG)


No. 774766

>>773915
KEK I love you autistic bitches

No. 774768

File: 1617369573134.jpeg (315.07 KB, 1242x581, C6371089-91B9-4928-B83A-FEA697…)

> key his car
> if you haven’t done all these things
lolcow.farm is only place to get real advice

No. 775175

File: 1617420493130.jpg (84.89 KB, 1065x367, PicsArt_04-02-08.23.00.jpg)


No. 775182

>>770809
There's absolutely no way a man didn't write this

No. 775194

>>775182
Nah, Princess Nokia said it

No. 775215

>>775175
she needs to sue her ex

No. 775219

>>770809
>I can drive men crazy and drive people crazy
Princess Nokia really said men aren't people. Based.

No. 775233

File: 1617430945151.jpeg (32.39 KB, 612x458, 3ADBA49B-A553-44F5-BB4C-668E62…)

>>772911
well it was posted 56 seconds before the screenshot and it's highlighted the way new posts are when you make them

No. 775247

File: 1617433340768.jpeg (203.67 KB, 492x859, BDA402A4-3D10-41C6-92D6-9E6477…)

>>775233
Because I was posting ITT when it was posted you fucking retard.
Also if you press on “no.” Next to the number look what it does.
Nonnies think they’re so clever but they don’t even know how the site works. Fucking newfags.

No. 775249

>>775247
But why did you even post it. It wasn't even funny

No. 775251

>>775249
It doesn’t matter if it’s funny or not, my point is you’re a schizophrenic retard who needs to log the fuck off.

No. 775252

>>775251
I'm not even the anon you were replying to before lmao. Relax.

No. 775328

>>775249
Nta but wasn't it to point out that you can highlight a post that isn't yours..

No. 775334

>>775328
Talking about this post >>772747

No. 775677

File: 1617485174864.jpeg (317.81 KB, 690x745, BC088C30-C3A6-47E0-B4C8-2AE0EA…)

Wait anons on here think they’re sexy? KEK

No. 775690

>>775334
My bad

No. 775706

File: 1617486586433.jpeg (231.3 KB, 600x529, BD342C9D-177C-4E26-9788-B216B0…)

context: posted in unconventional male attraction thread

No. 775720

>>768230
I can't stop laughing lmfao it hurts

No. 775723

File: 1617487437536.png (212.25 KB, 617x555, hisisters.png)


No. 775731


No. 775735

>>775706
My fucking sides anon

No. 775736

>>775720
SADGE SHE SAYS

No. 775739

>>775706
I genuinely chuckled.

No. 775765


No. 775867

File: 1617501123479.png (9.47 KB, 1107x84, liquidshitposting.png)


No. 775993

File: 1617519772794.jpg (205.26 KB, 720x767, IMG_20210404_040255.jpg)

idk if this will be funny to anyone else but he

No. 776639

File: 1617637545927.png (240.36 KB, 2472x526, Screen Shot 2021-04-05 at 11.3…)


No. 776641

File: 1617638092231.png (97.86 KB, 1381x941, queen xan destroys a man.PNG)

hadn't seen greentext like this in a while

No. 776645

>>776641
i love her

No. 776647

>>776641
god she rules

No. 776651

>>776641
This played out in my head like a scene from a 90s movie, lmao

No. 776653

>>776641
absolute legend

No. 776656

>>776641
She's not like gusanon, but she may be just as powerful

No. 776666

>>776651
I kind of imagined it like a scene from Fleabag, best post I've seen in a long time. If you're reading this from your mom's garage anon, I fw you

No. 776912

File: 1617669478296.png (8.73 KB, 468x167, G2-DEP7-CSZWXD9-GJ0-HBK1-B.png)


No. 776958

>>775247
I know but it's the combination of that, the timing, and it not being funny altogether that made it suspicious but whatever

No. 777171

Mod . You don't like oranges ?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 777249

File: 1617717879006.png (66.92 KB, 1440x575, Screenshot_20210329-154533~2.p…)


No. 777261

File: 1617719120925.jpg (34.82 KB, 692x385, Screenshot_11.jpg)

Confirmed, Marie-Antoinette herself browses Lolcow

No. 777275

File: 1617721193944.png (81.96 KB, 1783x579, screenshot.png)

From the dumbass shit thread.

No. 777318

File: 1617727157385.png (159.12 KB, 631x344, transdebunked.png)


No. 777368

File: 1617730991495.png (99.39 KB, 1298x451, Screenshot_20201125-223446~2.p…)

the embarrassing true-witches in hag's thread astound me

No. 777369

File: 1617731041224.png (859.62 KB, 2048x1047, Screenshot_20201023-075618.png)

doublepost also the true-ghosthunters kek

No. 777594

File: 1617755087990.png (27.83 KB, 1284x193, anon fucks a cat.png)


No. 777606

>>777594
But this is hot
>Lolcow’s Own Caps: Horny/Anons You’d Fuck Edition when

No. 777611

>>777606
Nah it sounds like a cringy a/b/o fanfic

No. 777612

>>777594
Ew, Im imagining the ugliest scrote

No. 777679

File: 1617763507627.png (9.87 KB, 1062x143, landlord.PNG)

I appreciate that being a landlord is a bannable offense lmao

No. 777681

>>777679
Kek I was thinking of posting this but didn't want it to be too fresh. Jannies be broke. Jk jk.

No. 777791

File: 1617774116698.png (7.59 KB, 897x96, perfection.PNG)


No. 777796

>>777679
Why are anons so triggered by landlords?

No. 777813

>>777796
Maybe you're from a country where landlords aren't total pos or something? I remember being surprised about landlord hate too, as well as other people of my country were, until I learned that in some places they're ruthless.

No. 777830

>>777796
because they don't provide anything valuable to society yet they make tons of money. they don't work actually work for it like the rest of us, they just make money because they own property and can charge people up the ass to live on it. add to the fact that most of them are assholes and don't care about their tenants.

for example my friend recently had some guy parking in her parking spot. she called her landlords and they ignored her. days later she called again, still ignored her. so she texted them.. and they ignored her. she called the towing company and they were like "nah your landlords would have to contact us".

No. 777837

>>777796
In most places they don't do anything they're paid to do but they sure feel entitled to your money anyway. Many will threaten to kick you out and expect you to live like a ghost in their flat but won't actually fix anything that's broken.

My previous landlord wouldn't fix the fuse box when I was out of electricity, we had no heating or hot water, and when my mom stopped paying rent because we couldn't live in a cold fucking cave in the middle of November he suddenly remembered us and threatened to kick us out. We had to go to court over it too.

Kindly tell me one positive thing about landlords because even when they behave as they're supposed to I can't think of a single one.

No. 777840

File: 1617782007937.jpg (143.74 KB, 1536x2048, x42sk5r42cj11.jpg)

>>777796
cause they suck

No. 777849

>>777813
In my country lending flats is not yet a super popular way of singular income and all of the landlords I've had were super nice people with regular jobs that were always helpful, seeing the vicious hate towards a very concept of a landlord online was surprising to me for sure; but tbh reading about people's experiences (and slowly seeing this thing appear in my country too) I can understand where it's coming from.

No. 777878

File: 1617788990839.jpeg (319.93 KB, 516x967, 03B61028-D78A-43E7-A0A7-95FED2…)

>>777796
Because we can’t afford to save for a fucking house until our mid 30s because the yearly rent costs more than a fucking minimum wage. It’s all Margaret thatchers fault and I hope she rots in piss.
Here’s a funny cap to justify my unhinged rant

No. 777882

I'm a landlord and I will up the rent next month. Don't forget to pay your bills!

No. 777887

File: 1617790477351.jpeg (59.89 KB, 750x455, 758FC516-9DA8-4C9D-A58E-5445D8…)

>>777882
On your knees faggot

No. 777893

>>777878
As a foreigner who studied in your country I have an extremely positive opinion on your landlords. Had the sweetest old widow for a landlord, she brought me delicious pies she baked. Got invited to her birthday, met her family, adorable grandkids. She had genuine compassion and interest in the situation in my country and how it's affecting us, I watched the revolution with her on tv, we celebrated together. It was really helpful to have such a person besides me when I'm far from home in a foreign land alone.

No. 777900

File: 1617792103332.png (10.34 KB, 1440x126, choosey.png)

really makes you think

No. 777930

File: 1617796804507.png (336.4 KB, 1840x513, ali.png)

From the Aliexpress thread. There's something so fucking funny to me about someone writing this long ass guide (there's more) detailing how to use your parent's address and your partner's and friends' bankaccounts just to save a few coins on already cheap junk from china.

No. 777940

>>777900
libfem feminists be like

No. 778125

File: 1617815069323.png (4.17 KB, 359x56, meta.png)


No. 778151

File: 1617817988234.jpeg (283.45 KB, 601x952, E6C2BC87-7E66-45AB-AC92-3DF932…)


No. 778155

>>777796
because my great aunt's apartment is falling apart around her ears and her landlord refuses to answer her phone calls
she's a tiny, ancient lady who can't fix anything herself, I've started visiting to repair shit since the time I went over and found out there were fucking nails sticking up out of the floor in the kitchen, I really fucking wish she lived closer, OR that her piece of shit landlord would actually do what he's paid to do

No. 778319

File: 1617837162522.png (137 KB, 828x508, aaaa.png)

>Let’s hope they ignore it and just start talking about how their bf won’t wash their ass correctly god I hope fingers crossed

kekkk

No. 778367

File: 1617843991350.jpg (58.6 KB, 972x238, Screenshot_20210407-143938_Chr…)


No. 778396

File: 1617848369276.png (177.63 KB, 492x339, unknown.png)

idk whats the context but shes right

No. 778467

File: 1617863068890.jpeg (192.17 KB, 951x420, 5973C854-D704-4922-BA0D-69A4E4…)


No. 778479

File: 1617865538905.png (84.79 KB, 2068x394, Screen Shot 2021-04-08 at 03.0…)


No. 778514

File: 1617872517335.png (74.49 KB, 1301x336, the face of evil.png)


No. 778553

>>778396
She was complaining about people complaining and was responding to an anon complaining about her complaining

No. 778572

File: 1617881601883.png (61.74 KB, 318x354, Capture.PNG)

I was crying and saw this bizarre shit in the catalog and it made me stop crying because I was laughing so hard

No. 778753

File: 1617902706821.png (64.88 KB, 1096x382, 6754835403759435934085734.png)

I'm sure this anon was being sincere (which only made it funnier) but her immense hatred for mushrooms is so vehement it made me laugh. It strongly reminded me of Werner Herzog going to the jungle and how, instead of appreciating its beauty and wildlife, he launched into a depressive existential (yet eloquent) rant about its "obscenity" and "vileness."

>Nature here is vile and base. I wouldn't see anything erotical here. I would see fornication and asphyxiation and choking and fighting for survival and… growing and… just rotting away. Of course, there's a lot of misery. But it is the same misery that is all around us. The trees here are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don't think they - they sing. They just screech in pain. It's an unfinished country. It's still prehistorical. The only thing that is lacking is - is the dinosaurs here. It's like a curse weighing on an entire landscape. And whoever… goes too deep into this has his share of this curse. So we are cursed with what we are doing here. It's a land that God, if he exists has - has created in anger. It's the only land where - where creation is unfinished yet. Taking a close look at - at what's around us there - there is some sort of a harmony. It is the harmony of… overwhelming and collective murder. And we in comparison to the articulate vileness and baseness and obscenity of all this jungle - Uh, we in comparison to that enormous articulation - we only sound and look like badly pronounced and half-finished sentences out of a stupid suburban… novel… a cheap novel. We have to become humble in front of this overwhelming misery and overwhelming fornication… overwhelming growth and overwhelming lack of order. Even the - the stars up here in the - in the sky look like a mess. There is no harmony in the universe. We have to get acquainted to this idea that there is no real harmony as we have conceived it. But when I say this, I say this all full of admiration for the jungle. It is not that I hate it, I love it. I love it very much. But I love it against my better judgment.


Well done anon, your passionate disgust deserves a place among the greats.

No. 778808

File: 1617908448580.jpeg (344.33 KB, 1454x677, 50D5E71D-3309-4215-BCE6-A11E83…)


No. 778821

>>778753
Herzog's take on 'the chungle' is one of my favorite things ever, I love you anon. The bit about the birds screeching in pain is so fucking funny.

No. 778850

>>778572
i was gonna reply >italian hand meme but it was swiftly baleeted. i was deeply amused

No. 778881

File: 1617914895829.jpeg (437.34 KB, 750x932, AA37EE48-2F46-4EF1-B699-ABE353…)


No. 778937

>>778753
im too lazy to read more about him but man this explains katie kek.

No. 778960

>>778753
This is hilarious, it reminds me of Zizek's "mother nature is not good, it's a cruel bitch, we should alienate ourselves more from nature to become aware of our utter contingency" rant

No. 778969

>>778937
wait what?

No. 778978

>>778881
This made me laugh unreasonably hard.

No. 779024

>>777900
if I'm interpreting correctly anon is right. what thread?

No. 779072

File: 1617939954465.jpeg (595.86 KB, 1125x988, 2B8E7A0F-2E58-4D60-BB19-599748…)


No. 779237

>>779024
Plastic surgery on /g/. I think she's right but the wording is too funny.

No. 779304

File: 1617973449678.jpeg (313.88 KB, 2048x2048, E9F187B4-AAEC-4E34-80E7-9720CB…)

I laughed out loud

No. 779344

>>779072
context? thread? don't get it

No. 779393

File: 1617980907250.jpeg (611.66 KB, 1103x1342, 4BED59B6-68B2-48B5-9EA1-B14CCE…)

lel

No. 779815

File: 1618009768103.png (12.46 KB, 741x151, ai.png)


No. 780043

File: 1618048563285.jpeg (310.03 KB, 1242x764, 2650981C-B6FF-4AD4-92E3-155CCC…)


No. 780049

>>776641
days on and I still keep remembering this post at random times

No. 780055

>>779344
just found it funny to encounter what really does sound like a TV advertisement spoilered on lc

No. 780064

File: 1618051412082.png (392.97 KB, 842x617, Screen Shot 2021-04-10 at 5.43…)

i cant stop thinking about this. anon is right but im not sure she should say it… it haunts me

No. 780065

File: 1618051478358.jpg (151.92 KB, 1320x714, the circus is in town.jpg)

I love the mental image of anon slowing approaching these weird lights in the distance only to find it was her guy swinging fireballs. I've got to commend the creativity

No. 780119

File: 1618056685934.png (99.71 KB, 711x504, wat.png)


No. 780145

File: 1618057776288.png (31.56 KB, 1260x280, sigh.png)

I honestly hate men so much

No. 780151

>>780145
Where's this from?

No. 780152

>>780145
How is this funny?

No. 780155

>>780151
Vent thread, news about the guy that forced his wife to do onlyfans

No. 780156

>>780152
it's not meant to be funny

No. 780165

>>780156
This place is for caps that anons find funny, not for whatever random happening in another thread you happened to capture. Maybe take it to the vent thread if you want people to commiserate with you

No. 780210

>>780165
oh okay sorry, my bad

No. 780218

File: 1618062805956.png (92.15 KB, 430x281, feel u.png)

I feel you anon

No. 780279

File: 1618066469910.png (77.07 KB, 1170x411, htr.png)

>>780165
says who?

No. 780297

>>780279
Nta but
>have a nice fun top kek
also, the first two threads make it clear it's for funny posts

No. 780298

>>780218
Glad I'm not the only one suffering of this. I proof read it three times and make sure it's intelligible, then I post it and realize all the grammar mistakes, weird sentence structures and typos I didn't notice on my first go. Fuck being ESL.

No. 780317

File: 1618069770365.jpeg (313.51 KB, 750x1184, 70E4CC83-A63F-48F5-99AD-28FA5C…)


No. 780328

Recently I've been having this problem a lot. I'm switching depression meds and my brain is fucked as hell. Legit thought I'm having an early onset of Alzheimer's until I remembered about the medication problem. If you see someone post something with an embarrassing typo and repost, it's probably me.

No. 780340

>>780145
sage for off topic (since yes the thread is meant to be for laughs) but I don't know how men can jump so quickly to thinking a woman would/should sell her body and that it would somehow be 'easy' money. I don't think they understand how traumatising that can be, how women prostituting themselves are treated and what it can do to the psyche. I don't think they can even began to grasp the reality of protitution. I think they feel the same way about rape. I don't think they can truly fathom just how traumatising and life destorying having that happen to you can be. I remember once a politician likened being raped to being force fed chocolate cake. he said if women like sex, in the same way they like chocolate cake, then being raped can't be so bad, in the same way being force fed chocolate cake wouldn't be so bad. are men even really human beings when they think this way?

No. 780357

>>780317
Which thread is this from kek??

No. 780359

>>780340
They think because they'd love it if women threw themselves at them, women think the same. They also have close to zero chance of experiencing pain during sex as long as it's not something completely outthere, and in hetero situations are almost always at a physical advantage, so they don't have these aspects on their radar either. They just see Prostitution = Sex = iwishthatwereme.jpg

No. 780369

>>780317
No idea why she keeps getting posted here, it’s just a bunch of irony fags trying to get a personal army to bully her

No. 780447

File: 1618082834209.png (107.04 KB, 1244x318, see.png)


No. 780455

>>780447
where?

No. 780462

>>780447
A rebellious queen

No. 780465

>>780455
fakeboi #11

No. 780525

File: 1618091520553.png (18.3 KB, 1062x217, s2.png)

>>762209
sperg caught in 4k in the fakeboi thread, identifiable by lowercase typing style and seething hatred of homosexuals

No. 780592

File: 1618100462709.png (18.38 KB, 1277x104, Stupid questions 35.png)

schizos are out in full force today

No. 780668

>>780297
its for caps wtf post what you want

No. 780947

>>762209
>>780525
so glad to see that i have a little fanbase of seething lesbians following me around the site and sharing their sightings! thank you for all of your endless support ♥

No. 780974

>>780525
I'm starting to suspect that the spergy dyke-chan is a BPD tranny, I've literally never seen a bi girl be this fucking obsessed with lesbians. Not even the most obnoxious "wahh why won't goldstars validate me" bisluts.

No. 780984

>>780974
I don't know what her deal is but she really gets off on using the word dyke.. as if it's some scathing insult or kinky degradation talk that makes her tingle lol

No. 781095

>>780947
i’m bi actually

No. 781108

>>780947
sage for samefag

nobody is following you around the site either but if you act like a homophobe and make it super obvious who you are you 100% deserve to be mocked for it. i’m a regular in the bi thread too and they don’t like you there either

No. 781113

>>780947
no one really cares about you this hard. i imagine youre mostly ignored and looked over in your real life too. internet narcs are always so telling. its obvious youre a no body and use the internet for any societal value

No. 781160

>>780525
>>762209
I wanted to say that these posts will only make her belief in being persecuted and targeted by lesbians only stronger, but the sperg herself entered the thread and proved it kek

No. 781165

>>781160
It’s the fact that Sperg thought she was straight until only 6 months ago according to her own posts that does it for me. Must have been a hell of a few weeks.

No. 781171

>>781165
straight to sperg pipeline

No. 782144

File: 1618257238308.png (128.85 KB, 1266x348, Sin título.png)


No. 782258

File: 1618264320762.png (10.72 KB, 1833x107, annefrank2.png)


No. 782261

>>782258
I kinda want to know what Nonnie Frank wrote

No. 782263

File: 1618264669932.jpg (263.57 KB, 884x914, Screenshot_20210412-212443_Chr…)


No. 782271

File: 1618265533931.jpeg (269.44 KB, 640x885, C03AE184-6F1F-4EF7-B479-6715EA…)


No. 782274

>>782271
/meta/ is the best cow board hands down

No. 782278

i'm trans btw if that matters

No. 782283

File: 1618266615943.jpeg (310.87 KB, 630x862, 8C217CED-C4B9-4CF4-800D-B0372F…)

1

No. 782284

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No. 782286

File: 1618266796744.jpeg (344.86 KB, 487x1043, D86CF6B6-6BC1-4A6B-9E99-F32025…)

>>782284
3. The infight thread will never hold a candle to this.

No. 782287

File: 1618266874678.jpeg (220.71 KB, 631x615, 36B8324D-5CEC-4681-9A62-3B5732…)


No. 782310

File: 1618269273722.png (63.55 KB, 711x614, Sin título.png)

got banned from making the other thread so I guess we're gonna use this one for everything

(also kek hoping nobody saw my desktop rip)

No. 782311

>>782278
On god I will not infight on this day

No. 782315


No. 782317

>>782287
kek I hope they ban him

No. 782326

>>782317
They’ll just buy a new VPN

No. 782338

>>782326
schizo retards like him should get banned though

No. 782340

File: 1618271196794.png (159.52 KB, 619x331, kekk.png)

RIP infight thread, may you be opened soon again

No. 782353

File: 1618272117189.png (8.84 KB, 1287x53, based and true.png)


No. 782354

>>782353
this shit was hilarious

No. 782466

File: 1618280620199.png (18.8 KB, 1291x121, lmao.png)

>>782287
the squeakquel

No. 783385

File: 1618392606564.png (24.84 KB, 817x273, i didn't know.PNG)

It's the sheer innocence of the second anon that gets me

No. 783859

File: 1618460972323.jpg (288.1 KB, 964x1407, Screenshot_20210414-232809_Chr…)

I was gonna just screenshot the first post but the one underneath it made me kek pretty hard

fwiw I am also stoned

No. 783884

File: 1618468799163.png (229.92 KB, 1840x343, ratpencilcase.png)

brb gonna wipe this file off my computer now

No. 784141

File: 1618509011068.png (29.04 KB, 1184x457, spergé.PNG)

>>782284
Meta is great lmao

No. 784544

File: 1618555745584.jpg (128.95 KB, 1080x453, Screenshot_20210416_084037.jpg)


No. 784545

File: 1618555879679.jpeg (516.34 KB, 616x981, 94317490-6161-473D-98A9-C90E25…)


No. 784555

>>784545
I felt absolutely ashamed for laughing at that post

No. 784557

>>784555
The image of an overly frugal divorcee cross dressing just to try to make a few bucks out of his wife’s lingerie just cracks me up.

No. 784578

File: 1618560817544.jpeg (347.4 KB, 477x1024, BCF33256-F3B8-4109-AECB-48F17B…)

Ladies what’s funnier A…

No. 784579

File: 1618560846573.jpeg (379.99 KB, 516x1000, D1443004-E911-423D-AE26-B8E728…)

>>784578
…or B

No. 784587

>>784578
>>784579
Alex Jones without a doubt

No. 784603

>>784579
I’m the anon who posted Corey and B is definitely more fun

No. 784664

File: 1618574418735.jpg (19.88 KB, 544x214, Screenshot_9.jpg)


No. 785018

File: 1618607084925.jpg (28.69 KB, 662x227, image2.jpg)


No. 785069

File: 1618611044920.jpg (913.4 KB, 1839x420, lionkingnaruto.jpg)


No. 785072

>>785069
I was about to post this, what a gem. This is why I go on this site.

No. 785080

>>785069
This is a gift that keeps on giving, just when I thought I've read the funniest shit, a new story development is introduced, made my day.

No. 785154

File: 1618617894285.jpeg (473.29 KB, 815x1205, CE574215-FE46-4231-91C0-B57339…)


No. 785163

>>785069
>I began to cultivate my autism in isolation
This entire post left me deceased, but especially the last line.

No. 785316

>>785069
Amazing. What thread was this?

No. 785320

>>783385
What thread is this?

No. 785333

>>785320
If my memory serves right MtF#15

No. 785346

>>785018
who dares talk shit about my cat daddy what thread is this?

No. 785347

>>785316
current confessions thread

No. 785386

File: 1618659284912.jpeg (75.85 KB, 595x183, 2CD8B6DF-A526-453A-AAF5-9C6988…)

Lmao

No. 785387

File: 1618659332695.png (38.48 KB, 1540x339, been doing it wrong all this t…)

>>785333
>>785320
Yup it was >>>/snow/1207421 hope that works
The dog fucker was Your Movie Sucks

No. 785393

File: 1618660839663.png (22.29 KB, 1161x89, 5678567.png)

Gave me a chuckle

No. 785408

File: 1618662634260.jpeg (45.68 KB, 556x138, 03A3EE28-60A7-476B-BFFA-3E4B10…)

Kek

No. 785409

File: 1618662667306.jpeg (225.91 KB, 617x580, 2C61C880-48A4-4CE3-A3A3-F78243…)

Why isn’t this thread locked? Jesus christ lol

No. 785568

>>785409
which thread

No. 785748

>>785568
The kisame thread >>>/snow/1192431

No. 785749

File: 1618696904622.jpeg (163.23 KB, 750x501, 4E06715F-1CEB-424D-AC81-1EFC7F…)

MY SIDES

No. 785806


No. 785809

File: 1618701604328.jpeg (63.78 KB, 676x216, C49CBE9D-9001-409C-9CB1-2B97D5…)


No. 785882

File: 1618708797700.jpeg (315.49 KB, 574x709, 521E4A0D-9A8B-4BA2-B5AE-16A919…)

This photo fucking killed me once I saw it

No. 785924

File: 1618712187627.jpeg (401.18 KB, 1242x900, BE91F15B-DC9F-4FBE-96B1-D47F9C…)


No. 785936

File: 1618712865534.jpeg (251.18 KB, 668x795, 60693E95-7772-4634-87A5-CCBAC0…)


No. 785948

>>785936
For a second I thought this was Tobias Funke from Arrested Development

No. 785972

>>785948
Glad I’m not the only one.

No. 785990

>>785948
Just another one of his roles he's auditioning for, of course!

No. 786395

>>785924
Kek, I capped the same thing. Shay's threads are always so fucking funny.

No. 786691

File: 1618802105356.png (11.79 KB, 744x143, meta.png)


No. 786723

File: 1618807839903.jpg (76.43 KB, 946x554, Screenshot_20210419_064615.jpg)

i don't go to shayna's thread super often, but i just decided to have a look and what i saw was her gaping, greasy asshole and this comment

No. 786725

>>786723
jesus what the fuck? who shares that?

No. 786771

File: 1618815724463.jpeg (524.26 KB, 1242x889, D2A764C6-E8DA-4800-97E6-1A2AD3…)


No. 786797

File: 1618821707144.jpeg (194.86 KB, 640x1009, 7DCD4305-5732-47A1-8BC4-11EC00…)

Newfags crack me up

No. 786798

File: 1618821734325.jpeg (335.39 KB, 640x1059, 1D8C1603-475C-401C-B0FB-6C9052…)


No. 786800

File: 1618821772820.jpeg (348.25 KB, 640x950, C77D61FB-5F8F-438A-BE10-43B3D1…)


No. 786920

File: 1618840059791.png (5.39 KB, 725x105, desertrage.PNG)

anon is on coke and is not particularly angry about deserts

No. 786957

>>786798
this reads straight out of 2007

No. 787368

File: 1618897289775.png (19.08 KB, 498x76, Screen Shot 2021-04-20 at 0.39…)

i love lolcow

No. 787682

File: 1618941832303.jpeg (101.76 KB, 744x640, 278659B1-1612-45CC-B59F-CD0838…)

the mental image of anon pulling out a second, secret jelly hand to slap her bf when he least expects it

No. 787722

>>787682
the funniest thing is that she then realized there were six of them to a pack

No. 787726

>>786771
aw shit i made it to the screencap thread

No. 787743


No. 787803

>>787682
>>787722
Most delightful update to a post

No. 787882

File: 1618960966041.png (10.68 KB, 571x135, enemies to lovers.png)


No. 787899

File: 1618963749815.jpeg (276.32 KB, 813x780, 76F4AED8-FCE6-422D-B2D9-1E3C51…)


No. 787903

>>787899
Idk what crack that anon is smoking but Return Lopunny is a beast.

No. 788600

File: 1619063246059.png (93.54 KB, 1282x430, racist horse.png)


No. 788615

>>788600
fuck the ratio was 13/52

No. 788670

File: 1619078015348.jpeg (81.23 KB, 502x281, 31C04657-CA20-4626-A395-A337F4…)

Shayna anons are the funniest on the site IMO. That’s the only reason I visit her threads.

No. 788704

>>788670
This isn't funny

No. 788706


No. 788713


No. 788719

>>788713
NTA but I'd also want to know what the joke is here and what exactly makes shayna anons "the funniest on the site". Stating the obvious Sephora is overpriced? Is this peak comedy?

No. 788742

>>788719
NTA but people like you are so annoying. Just move the fuck on honestly.

No. 788744

>>788742
Some context would have been nice. I don't keep up with Shayna either but also want to get in on the fun if you share it here

No. 788767

File: 1619094555363.png (23.46 KB, 275x486, 1619024101572.png)

>>788744
She's been whining about moving home, put her mom on blast after getting some fupa (her ex) dick, and then spent at least 2k of her moving funds (that she begged for from her three scrote simps) in two weeks, including over 300$ on skincare she will never use. Pic related is what the price of what she spent. Not counting her ubering everywhere and other unsaid costs.

No. 788799

>>788670
this just reinforces how boring they and her threads are

No. 788804

File: 1619098845987.png (78.21 KB, 565x461, dumb.png)


No. 788815

>>788799
Stop bullying me

No. 788915

>>788815
Imagine having a superiority complex over which cows you laugh at

No. 789047

File: 1619118403881.png (33.53 KB, 728x304, loser.png)

The second hand embarrassment is real

No. 789057

>>789047
This is just the straight female experience, and it cannot be helped. Just be happy for her, anon

No. 789120

>>789047
Had me until the part where she's browsing 4chan with him for porn art "references" of his waifus. What the fuck.

No. 789210

>>789047
of all the places to get art references. why

No. 789223

File: 1619136562824.jpeg (625.17 KB, 613x963, DAA4B230-5942-4142-8EDB-58E54F…)


No. 789225

>>789047
Anon is clearly a fanfic writer kek

No. 789236

>>789223
I want to know

No. 789245

>>789236
trevor from GTA?

No. 789260

File: 1619139393945.png (402.73 KB, 431x512, f92.png)

>>789047
thats bait

No. 789270

File: 1619140732466.png (90.84 KB, 1304x195, R1-J57W0-SOPM6-BC97.png)

God I love tuckerfags

No. 789296

>>789270
When will tuckerfags get their thread kek

No. 789303

>>789296
there'd have to be a containment board if there were a thread for all the fags on the site, but I'm glad they can appreciate one another's favoritism

No. 789305

>>789296
>>789303
yeah, I'm a tuckerfag myself but it seems like that would invite political discourse

No. 789311

>>789296
Considering that thread also has Epsteinfags and Savillefags, I'm starting to think Tuckerfags aren't all that bad

Although in terms of conservatives, Ben Shapiro is WAY superior

No. 789313

>>789311
I think tuckerfags outnumber the other vilefags in that thread, though.

No. 789327

>>789311
i kinda hate that as carreyfag i got grouped with savile and epstein anon, he's nowhere near as bad, but at this point it's a running gag

No. 789362

>>789327
You're absolutely right and you should say it
I mean, he's a turbo asshole but nowhere near as bad as literal pedo ring leaders

No. 789378

>>789362
until such time as there's any proof to the recent fanfic that enty is spreading about him being involved in "cult activity" i will suspend my disbelief that he has somehow sunk that low. all the scumbaggery aside with the dead gf and other unsavory rumors i mostly just want to fuck him and his acting amuses me, but he is an insane piece of shit

No. 789580

>>789245
Thank you anon. I only know the character because both farmers and The Luna Calf constantly suck his dick. Couldn't be me tbh

No. 789730

File: 1619200075584.jpeg (176.9 KB, 530x734, 59B0398F-5D9F-4FCB-B8D1-08C514…)

this is literally a robot KEK

No. 789731

>>789730
did you post this just to self-post in here? lmao

No. 789735

File: 1619200503481.jpg (280.65 KB, 935x1280, Kaleesh_NEGAS.jpg)

>>789730
Sage for autism but this annoys me every few weeks so let's get this straight.

General Grievous isn't a robot. He is a cyborg, formerly a member of the Kaleesh race and enhanced with mechanical parts. He still has a functional organs, his trademark wheezing and coughing being a sign that he does in fact have a respiratory system (albeit a failing one) like a living being and not a robot

No. 789739

>>789735
fucking nerd

No. 789757

>>789731
No, I'm the op and I didn't post in here. I genuinely have found general grievous attractive since I first laid eyes on him. My boyfriend also has a similar slinky build and those protruding but deep set eyes, if that makes sense. I don't think it's a coincidence.

Also, his limp is hot. So is his respiratory infection.

No. 789769

>>789735
Date me Grievous historian

No. 789796

File: 1619203496933.jpeg (141.93 KB, 634x464, 3C26444C-AB69-4A1B-8A30-9CB593…)


No. 789799

>>789769
I will finger the box off you if you're as passionate about the truth as I am

>>789757
His limp and cough are genuinely sexy. If you've genuinely managed to bag yourself a bf that looks like Grievous then all I can say is that you're luckier than us. Break his knee and give him asthma and then you've got yourself a doppelganger

No. 789904

>>789327
Agreed. Carrey seems like a piece of shit but at least he isn’t a predator and I still like some of his work.

No. 789915

>>789799
Lmao this is why I come to lc, getting to hear the girlies plot how to infect and maim their vaguely alien-looking partner

No. 789991

File: 1619218765343.jpeg (389.89 KB, 717x1266, DC3067CD-1DFD-4799-A67F-D0203E…)


No. 790099

File: 1619229385875.png (5.17 KB, 503x68, meatfuckers.png)


No. 790378

File: 1619266135118.jpeg (319.22 KB, 688x767, 963FBEAC-39FC-43D0-9166-D9D274…)


No. 790513

File: 1619276963050.jpg (265.22 KB, 1080x1780, 20210424_170628.jpg)


No. 790766

>>790099
>>790378
I have a theory that I'm funnier when I'm ovulating, seems like lolcow thinks so too

No. 790825

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No. 790826

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No. 790859

File: 1619301988568.png (316.25 KB, 1297x340, you wet noodle.PNG)


No. 790862

>>790859
I already miss the mediocre luxurious Ramen thread.
We never found out what made them both luxurious and mediocre…

No. 790872

>>790862
What if the ramen anon is just the macarons anon who came back with a vengeance and a will to bring recipe threads back

No. 790886

>>790872
And so the saga continues!

No. 790981

File: 1619314719803.jpeg (502 KB, 1125x1551, F89C87BB-B407-429C-828C-D46F4E…)


No. 791074

File: 1619340215282.png (201.94 KB, 805x301, art anon is tired.PNG)

This anon in the artist salt thread took one for the team, she said what we all think.

No. 791077

>>791074
A true legend. RIP anon

No. 791140

>>791074
it was retarted

No. 791151

>>791074
rip a true martyr. any adult who takes shipping that seriously should kill themselves

No. 791185

>>791151
Based. Shipping drama is stupid as fuck.

No. 791351

>>791151
I swear it used to be a given that shipping wasn't that deep because how can you act life-or-death over the nerdiest possible hobby

No. 792007

File: 1619421905997.jpeg (324.46 KB, 504x1043, 3787B6AA-EB46-4D4B-8985-F5755F…)

Look at this fucking retard.
>I want to be a janny
>but only in the threads i already use
>and I don’t want to deal with anything icky
>but give me special powers to ban whoever I want

No. 792008

>>791074
Why was she banned, though?

No. 792010

>>792007
I just read I want to be a Janny without reading the rest and thought this was going to be about someone wanting to become a K-Pop idol

No. 792012

>>792007
>doesn't want to deal with CP
it really doesn't take that long to delete a post and she doesn't want to take an L for the team so no one else has to see it? kek

No. 792016

>>792008
>niggas

No. 792017

>>792012
She’s protecting us all from the horrors of infighting.
Plenty of people here aren’t mods but still take time to report cp.

No. 792018

>>792016
How do you know she’s not black? That’s a bit white supremacist to want the word “nigga/nigger” abolished.

No. 792020

>>792008
Probably rule 7

No. 792052

>>792018
Look I'm just telling you what I believe was the reason she was banned since you asked, whether it was justified for that reason or not I don't care and not up to me, I'm not a farmhand.

No. 792123

>>792008
Complaining about the thread.

No. 792698

File: 1619484579570.png (63.28 KB, 724x356, litl noase.PNG)


No. 792798

File: 1619496289094.png (164.28 KB, 1498x386, john cena wedding.PNG)


No. 792805

File: 1619496840512.png (3.87 KB, 476x88, poop calories.PNG)


No. 792868

File: 1619506739773.png (7.82 KB, 510x165, inverse nosejob.PNG)


No. 792869

>>792868
now I can be sure that my trauma is valid and prominent

No. 792958

File: 1619524517306.png (17.37 KB, 730x175, wild.PNG)


No. 792967

File: 1619525551820.jpeg (276.91 KB, 493x1053, 39DDC9CA-4A1B-470A-A429-7C1BE5…)


No. 793339

>>792805
What a sad life to live.

No. 793749

File: 1619599458523.png (309.03 KB, 909x958, Screenshot_20210428-004124(1).…)

I genuinely can't tell if this is a shitpost or not but either way i kek'd

No. 793758

>>789757
Don't listen to the other anons. I think Grievous is weirdly attractive too.

No. 793822

>>793749
this is cringe, true, but it's also kinda hot…

No. 794017

File: 1619630726834.jpg (104.34 KB, 1061x893, 20210428_202258.jpg)

The lookalike thread is a goldmine

No. 794018

File: 1619630770302.jpg (160.6 KB, 1022x1049, 20210428_202558.jpg)

>>794017
Samefag

No. 794019

File: 1619630822060.jpg (154.74 KB, 1059x980, 20210428_202705.jpg)


No. 794098

>>794019
I had a hearty kek. Poor anon

No. 794539

File: 1619700934908.jpg (228.62 KB, 943x692, Screenshot_20210429-224750_Chr…)

I appreciate peepshow anons.

No. 794577


No. 794600

>>794539
Yes, same!

No. 794653

File: 1619714571034.jpeg (225.17 KB, 518x728, F576829D-3C8A-4E1F-A4C0-2CEC27…)

From the YouTuber thread

No. 794675

File: 1619716886097.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 77.24 KB, 794x1059, 3a7ed9d2-6f53-4195-91f2-bbbf70…)

>>783884
Kek who are you anon I have so many taxidermy rat pics saved

No. 794773

File: 1619724816012.jpeg (191.84 KB, 609x579, 16EC606A-9123-44B4-8CF5-D64C0A…)

>>731684
From celebricows thread.

No. 794804

>>794773
Kek. Based cougar anon.

No. 794815

File: 1619727696386.png (409.57 KB, 590x1164, Screenshot_20210429-122323_(1)…)

>it's not because the fox is ugly, its because it's fetish art

No. 794987

File: 1619739720962.jpg (327.93 KB, 1080x1282, IMG_20210430_014119.jpg)


No. 794996

>>794987
Wholesome.

No. 795888

File: 1619848928674.png (198.35 KB, 737x751, lmao.png)


No. 796025

File: 1619877055423.jpg (50.92 KB, 779x198, Screenshot_20210501-234813_Chr…)

Should be a banner.

No. 796027

>>796025
then submit it as one

No. 796059

File: 1619881527287.jpeg (62.08 KB, 497x205, E9131E7F-BD8C-4A11-8A0D-688518…)


No. 796079

>>796025
>>796027
seconding the request, someone please make a banner out of this

No. 796138

File: 1619888177490.png (5.42 KB, 579x73, 3790185209.png)


No. 796152

>>796138
What thread?

No. 796174

>>796152
current stupid questions

No. 796195

File: 1619893427332.gif (578.79 KB, 300x100, ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif)

>>796079
>>796025
well this is the most autistic thing I've ever posted here (and that's saying a lot)
What do you think? Should I submit it?

No. 796200

File: 1619894044090.gif (506.72 KB, 300x100, ezgif.com-gif-maker (1).gif)

>>796195
nvm the filter is ugly. this is it

No. 796203

>>796195
I like the filter better

No. 796217

>>796195
I really like the filter version as well

No. 796379

>>796200
Lol, you made the effort I would never. This is amazing.

No. 796413

File: 1619922264127.png (9.48 KB, 1275x70, komblocked.png)


No. 796442

File: 1619925870677.png (153.31 KB, 705x562, desperate times call for....pn…)

Did she make the right choice?

No. 796464

>>796442
the only choice

No. 796494

File: 1619935734143.jpeg (308.4 KB, 510x900, 0364D0E3-24B6-4726-8768-635965…)


No. 796496

File: 1619935763265.jpeg (162.52 KB, 585x357, A1A28C5D-0F31-4C59-AE39-661D68…)


No. 796624

File: 1619949448286.png (4.04 KB, 333x106, lmao.png)

from shay's thread, old but just really resonated with me

No. 796633

File: 1619951414346.png (11.9 KB, 343x228, autistlolisama.png)

>>750560
no, it wasn't. delet this

No. 796662

File: 1619954862937.png (3.04 KB, 326x73, kek.png)

>>796624
shit, i meant this one.

No. 796704

>>796494
the amount of replies on the last one gets me

No. 796802

File: 1619969102278.png (25.83 KB, 1789x186, ageism.png)

Sometimes some nonnas do scare me with their self-hatred

No. 796929

File: 1619976504068.png (277.89 KB, 591x1064, fuckmelikeademon.png)

>>796413
The whole thread is cursed

No. 797128

File: 1619988135000.png (156.24 KB, 617x274, omoideporoporo.png)

What most of LC needs

No. 797132

>>797128
what anime if that?

No. 797136

>>797132
Only Yesterday/Omoide Poro Poro, a Ghibli movie

No. 797196

>>796413
this was me and I'm still pissed, fuck you Komaeda I hope Hajime never fucks you

No. 797473

File: 1620021368243.jpeg (77.05 KB, 611x570, 4EE24F70-E53F-45E0-87B0-1F0B2F…)

THE WAY THEY HAD TO CLARIFY WHAT IT MEANT KEK

No. 797487

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No. 797488

>>797487
>>796929
I laughed for a solid 5 minutes when reading that thread, now it's my favorite whenever it updates with gifs straight from the vault

No. 797553

File: 1620036626328.png (1.85 MB, 1116x1404, Screen Shot 2021-05-03 at 5.09…)

/ot/-tan??

No. 797648

File: 1620049080572.jpeg (48.28 KB, 1034x237, C9EC98A2-8C72-4778-9FDF-68824A…)

Got a lot of laughs catching up on Tessah and Crayon’s threads but this post took me out for no reason kek

No. 797891

>>796494
i'd probably commit sudoku after fucking up like that

No. 798381

File: 1620109921300.jpeg (277.22 KB, 501x794, 395F2BEB-96DA-4AC7-9AE5-B5274D…)


No. 798390

>>797891
Id probably lock myself away and play sudoku for the rest of my life

No. 799095

File: 1620169552296.png (315.78 KB, 1126x832, 1782014229935338.png)


No. 800005

File: 1620269363736.png (356.81 KB, 1019x555, 58934750437850943.png)

Triggered shrew anon!
>noaselet

No. 800013

File: 1620270503502.jpg (215.54 KB, 472x865, B612_20210505_220807_552.jpg)

I feel her energy

No. 800067

>>794987
need a freak like this

No. 800070

>>800067
everyone is so vanilla and I'm like all I really want… is to yeehaw…….

No. 800167

File: 1620298608879.png (4.28 KB, 489x52, meta - Actual Complaints and S…)


No. 800445

File: 1620324328188.png (354.28 KB, 719x810, You will never be a gorilla.pn…)


No. 800450

>>800445
The Great Cave Monkey v. Gorilla War of 2021.

No. 800489

File: 1620326363844.jpeg (447.11 KB, 1242x757, 07A15C77-567E-49FA-A1A4-F1B2BB…)

It’s the fact they thought people were going to agree like this was some universal experience

No. 800491

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No. 800505

File: 1620327041969.png (4.74 KB, 695x69, monke.png)

>>800445
Wild. Literally.

No. 800748

File: 1620344611716.jpg (421.35 KB, 2073x890, Totally_straight.jpg)

Me in denial when I was a baby gay

No. 800749

>>800748
it's so cartoonishly on the nose i can't tell if the post is a joke

No. 801225

File: 1620406140889.jpeg (452.56 KB, 590x956, 0FA4DDDB-A658-4E61-A6DC-73070F…)

you know this is true, really wonder what is the cancer killing lolcow

No. 801239

>>801225
like I would agree but
>they hate you if you aren't a man hating liberal
If so, then why did they nuke the man hate threads?

No. 801370

File: 1620416381704.png (186.27 KB, 1304x340, truth.png)


No. 801425

>>801370
I love her,
also
>nonatella

No. 801441

File: 1620420928591.jpg (39.9 KB, 921x236, Screenshot_20210507_225330.jpg)

based de/g/enerate

No. 801607

File: 1620446091037.png (Spoiler Image, 121.91 KB, 980x501, 90432847320472347643564.png)

I didn't know I needed ahegao Doraemon in my life, but I thank this nonna for making it happen.

No. 801650

File: 1620456280773.png (295.61 KB, 1290x656, one brapection.png)


No. 802178

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No. 802189

File: 1620534356159.png (144.22 KB, 760x682, Screenshot_20210509-001841.png)

this made me ugly laugh

No. 802613

>>802178
Please ma’am what thread?

No. 802619

>>802613
unpopular opinions

No. 802961

File: 1620602927358.jpeg (308.23 KB, 774x1004, 3E72A608-E3CF-445E-8B86-DD6318…)


No. 803113

File: 1620624585704.jpg (90.13 KB, 962x338, Screenshot_20210509-232235_Chr…)


No. 803223

>>803113
i wish this was made into a banner, but with girltalk or keekweek theme

No. 803592

File: 1620669074402.png (5.27 KB, 746x73, 76ea7b1d6f41901923d0acba800066…)

vent thread #75 (reposted with normal theme for readability lmao)

No. 804013

File: 1620707267782.jpeg (148.48 KB, 750x1070, 9E161DE5-D137-4453-AF80-06F21E…)

This made me snort for ten minutes

The depeche mode thread is off to an amazing start

No. 804023

File: 1620708230536.png (132.4 KB, 1288x476, thread wars.png)


No. 804026

File: 1620708546887.jpg (43.54 KB, 1080x246, Screenshot_20210511-144839__01…)

I keked

No. 804033

>>804026
lol oh sweet anon

No. 804218

File: 1620747312812.png (550.38 KB, 896x720, covidsquid.png)


No. 804410

File: 1620766980619.jpg (439.82 KB, 892x1680, absolutely_disgusting.jpg)

We share the board with this thing

No. 804413

File: 1620767405971.jpg (450.1 KB, 778x1744, ALL DOGS ARE LIKE THAT.jpg)

That anon probably had a scrote dog

No. 804422

>>804410
kek, what thread is it from anon ?

No. 804448

>>804422
Fetishes you're ashamed of in /g/

No. 804510

>>804023
>obvious bait
‘this is why i fucking HATE bisexual women! they’re obsessed with men!’
>original post doesn’t mention men at all
am I going crazy what’s going on

No. 804547

File: 1620783792461.png (6.45 KB, 664x72, ot-Celebricows-24.png)


No. 804568

File: 1620786484025.jpeg (340.42 KB, 1125x1056, 3148B8BB-0E89-4F21-BA4E-1BC20E…)


No. 804574

File: 1620786937338.png (10.91 KB, 731x377, betwixt.png)

didn't even check how this subject came up, but it does surprisingly often on this site

No. 804577

>>804410
Stopped reading after pervy middle aged men. I'm not going to torture myself like this.

No. 804578

>>804577
it has to be a troll

No. 804714

File: 1620809428319.png (35.88 KB, 861x244, Screenshot_20210512-101404~2.p…)

In response to an anon who likes late troon musician Sophie.

No. 804722

>>804714
KEK all he did was make beep boop pots and pans music. Anon recommending getting tested is funny and based.

No. 804881

>>804722
LMAO
“Faceshopping” came up on one of my daily mixes and holy hell you are spot on. I died laughing.

No. 804975

File: 1620840363702.jpg (98.29 KB, 479x347, B612_20210512_122346_433.jpg)


No. 804977

>>804975
KEK what thread

No. 804986

>>804975
Males suck but not because they aren't providing anymore, even the men who "provide" can be abusive, cheating etc. Does this anon want to go back to "uwu traditional society"? I don't understand why so many women bring the provider part when they criticize men, unless they're closeted uwu tradwaifus

No. 805006

>>804986
It’s not that serious

No. 805017

>>804986
Men barely pay for themselves anymore, and in addition, many do not help out domestically.
It's a shit deal as a woman to be having to pay half or more of all expenses while also performing the cook, maid, planning manager, and childrearer roles. At least when men "provided" there was one less burden for women even if it was only financial. Nowadays scrotes expect women to be all that AND the provider.

This is little to do with women wanting traditional gender roles back, but moreso demanding that men pull their fair share in some way.

No. 805018

>>804986
smh why do radfems gotta kill all the fun it’s just a shitpost

No. 805025

>>805017
Don't use the "provider" meme then? What you said is completely different than what that anon implied, and if you miss the old good times, just find a rich husband and become a barefoot and pregnant stay at home wife
>>805018
If that supposed to be a joke, then explain it to me

No. 805034

>>805025
bro im >>805018 and i made the og post, it was in response to a nazi bait thread and i just thought posting an autistic female version of male nazi bs would be funny. this site fucking sucks now, even if i was a ~tradfag~ what does it fucking matter, women can have opinions that you don’t agree with you fucking retard. stop policing literally everything.

No. 805038

>>805025
>Don't use the "provider" meme then?
Why not? It's still true, men aren't providers anymore and it aligns with the actual and implied issues just fine. You seem upset.

No. 805042

>>805034
So I just have an opinion you don't agree with. I'm not a radfem either. Also stop responding to bait threads made by scrotes.

No. 805046

>>805038
But what's the point of pointing out that men aren't providers anymore if you don't want to go back to traditional roles?

No. 805057

>>782258
that is really embarrassing but ironic considering both events are exaggerated and largely faked lol

No. 805063

>>805057
are you retarded ?

No. 805065

>>805046
nta it was obviously a nazi parody shitpost that is the ideal they want to go back to and she is parodying them, please let it go

No. 805068

File: 1620846189178.jpg (67.86 KB, 488x516, 997643356778.jpg)

>>805025
If you don't understand the joke you could just shut up instead of getting all autistic about it.

No. 805070

>>805063
They're baiting. There's an uptick of jew-related baiting, maybe they got inspired by the new H3H3 thread.

No. 805375

>>805034
>even if i was a ~tradfag~ what does it fucking matter
because tradfags deserve to be bullied lol

No. 805426

>>805422
Stop derailing.

No. 805489

File: 1620884969894.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1125x2172, 6AD18182-959D-4357-8FD8-24B694…)

sage because it might only be funny to me but the short reply to anon's informative post is cute and silly, she sounds like a fuckboy but in an endearing way. a wholesome exchange which made me chuckle

No. 805492

>>805489
by fuckboy I meant I can imagine this interaction as a tumblr ship between nerd and flirty jock for some reason, but wholesome

No. 805608

>>804510
Nothing. The lesgen thread is just full of projecting weirdos who are obsessed with the idea of bi women being fake, but none of their "evidence" ever ends up making sense.

No. 805861

File: 1620926913878.jpeg (234.5 KB, 1023x1404, C173565B-B2C9-44EF-A239-9E13B0…)

Femdom thread had me rolling, find the context yourself

No. 806348

File: 1620971247830.png (148.92 KB, 1061x513, why.png)

I always appreciate a good earthbound refference

No. 806350

File: 1620971437247.png (287.74 KB, 1256x546, 2.png)


No. 806356

File: 1620972477501.jpg (58.66 KB, 717x657, exbtuhbs3cs61.jpg)


No. 806360

>>806350
I should've stopped coming to this site whenever this embarrassing twitterfag behavior became considered normal and funny here

No. 806364

>>806360
>what is sarcasm
do you have autism?

No. 806368

File: 1620973470129.png (118.58 KB, 1121x326, Sin título.png)


No. 806374

>>806360
The farmhands will get distracted eventually nonny, then you can get the guns they're clearly pointing at your head and finally run away
I believe in you, prisonbreaker-chan

No. 806562

File: 1621005081143.png (570.29 KB, 626x1089, 20210514_170732.png)


No. 806580

>>806350
I unironically love that pic of lolcow-tan

No. 806824

File: 1621027575699.png (26.63 KB, 821x240, don't worry be happy anon.png)

Posts like this is the reason I keep coming back to this god forsaken website

No. 806847

>>806824
Anon deleted this post lol. I feel bad for her, this shit must have really been traumatizing

No. 807009

>>806824
I don't understand. Whats the big deal in this?

No. 807023

>>807009
I dont understand either, was the accent supposed to be embarrassing?

No. 807038

File: 1621047727295.png (424.03 KB, 1456x1268, 664345678.png)


No. 807044

File: 1621048183534.png (118.09 KB, 1274x338, Sem título.png)


No. 807087

File: 1621055148906.jpg (72.19 KB, 645x353, IMG_20210515_020521.jpg)


No. 807093

File: 1621056408579.jpeg (233.74 KB, 2000x1333, 60B6BA92-562B-4E40-BD38-DC4469…)

>>807087
so this is your average janny?

No. 807097

>>807093
This, but the evil Janet version lol

No. 808014

>>807087
Okay but for the longest time I thought “janny” was a reference to “sure Jan” or something before figuring out it meant janitor rip

No. 808015

File: 1621172044548.jpeg (504.97 KB, 1242x978, 4C4349EB-2CFB-4524-B5AD-4B856E…)


No. 808045

File: 1621175097503.png (Spoiler Image, 1001.04 KB, 954x596, trannyjanny.png)

>>807093
This isn't a tranny, so it can't be a janny

picrel is our tranny janny

No. 808065

>>808045
Actually, Janet is not a woman either. So technically yeah

No. 808134

File: 1621182073775.jpeg (101.85 KB, 750x850, 6C16720A-AAD7-43C8-8740-A8B6E5…)


No. 808528

File: 1621208525828.jpg (68.27 KB, 897x195, Screenshot_20210511-122138_Chr…)


No. 808529

File: 1621208570457.jpg (78.91 KB, 931x235, Burgers.jpg)


No. 808556

>>806824
10 year old anon was actually based

No. 808557

File: 1621212524648.png (59.35 KB, 899x260, Screenshot_20210516-133030(1).…)


No. 808559

>>806824
we could be friends, I traumatize myself over the same kind of shit, when I was 11 I karaoke'd Nine to Five mimicking Dolly Parton in front of my entire extended family and I still haven't recovered
I hope you're okay out there, jamaicanon

No. 808616

File: 1621219358739.jpeg (123.3 KB, 620x695, 1377B72A-F905-4B3F-B7A4-AD8C8C…)


No. 809089

File: 1621267318291.png (20.22 KB, 1814x189, 97463.png)

the redtext fucking sent me

No. 809123

File: 1621270731550.jpg (87.07 KB, 847x292, Screenshot_20210511-110228_Chr…)


No. 809125

>>808557
from where is this from anon

No. 809131

>>809123
The energy off this is so funny. it's like someone who has never swam before nervously approaching the ocean

No. 809132

>>808616
The amount of times I've seen my shitty comments posted in this thread is unreal

No. 809133

>>809123
For years I've watched youtube and that's about it… no tv and I don't even sub to netflix anymore. I kind of get how this is possible but… also no

No. 809183

>>809123
I relate to this, except in my case it's "idk if it's worth the massive commitment"

No. 809193

File: 1621276103709.jpeg (199.57 KB, 629x527, D1CCAFD3-5148-4EAE-937F-5088BC…)

I can’t this is so hilarious

No. 809196

File: 1621276360041.jpg (117.12 KB, 1080x1036, 0a9b3120aeace63f958eea591a1bc6…)

>>809193
>musky balls

No. 809201

>>809193
is the forbidden man no-neck ed?

No. 809221

>>809201
Its Lurch

No. 809239

>>809201
>>809221
Neither, it's the actor with a thread on /m/

>>809196
Hopefully, nonners is just ESL and meant like musk as in the bark scent used in male colognes, not literal musky balls… I wanna believe this for my sanity

No. 809256

File: 1621279427831.jpg (364.42 KB, 720x1073, 20210517_203217.jpg)

CODE RED, CODE RED

Retard bisexual has breached containment to tell the lesbians their vaginas don't function like normal human hoo hoo holes

No. 809270

>>809256
What does this have to do with bisexuals?

No. 809335

>>809256
you do realize most of the people making these bait posts are male right?
>>809270
agreed

No. 809418

>>809256
Bisexuals literally live rent-free in your head, kek.

No. 809466

File: 1621291638769.png (102.43 KB, 797x283, retarded lion.png)


No. 809468

>>809466
everyone who gets ps ends up looking like a lion kek

No. 809534

File: 1621299247383.jpeg (74.39 KB, 609x194, 270F251F-F750-45AF-ADE2-9AF90B…)

ma’am you’re writing your own ticket into this thread and I’m sure it’s on purpose too, I physically and mentally can’t handle this right now

No. 809536

>>809534
Olivia Munn posted that

No. 809579

>>809418
>>809270
They were in the thread a few posts prior having a meltdown and calling lesbians a bunch of abusers because someone pointed out that everyone has a horror story about a bisexual girl

No. 809591

File: 1621305862736.jpg (159.82 KB, 626x953, IMG_20210517_234048.jpg)

>>809534
If you are going to document that nonnie's horniness, you can't forget this classic

No. 809595

File: 1621306634948.gif (690.99 KB, 200x235, 838377262.gif)

>>809591
What is it about this fuggo that inspires these dangerous levels of horniness and autism in women? The world may never know.

No. 809601

>>809595
Dangerously low standards and the inevitable social naivety of womanhood

No. 809603

File: 1621307047140.png (167.27 KB, 306x486, Sin título.png)


No. 809605

>>809595
I'm surprised there's so many forbidden manfags and how it hasn't spawned different forbidden men threads, there was an attempted timmy chowder thread but it fell flat

No. 809606

>>809591
I wish there was a way to censor everything anons say about Adam Driver as well as his face, but leave his body for my viewing pleasure. I can admit they have taste in that respect but that is IT.

No. 809607

>>809601
excuse me but AD is a stud. I want nothing but a passionate night of lovemaking with him. I think of him when I masturbate, I get wet thinking how tingly his long hair, beard and mustache would feel as they kiss my neck, tits, and inner thighs. I want him to kiss me so deep that his big nose touches mine, hair falling down my face, sweat all over us. I would kiss him so good on his full manly lips. Then I would gladly get his semen inside me, dripping out of my pussy, as he finishes and I see his blessed orgasm face. I could continue but that's enough for one post(driverfagging autism)

No. 809608

>>809607
It's so hot knowing if Adam Driver got a 12 inch erection and walked towards a wall the tip of his nose would still touch the wall first(derailing)

No. 809610

>>809608
Ughhh I know right? fuck I want a good driver fuck…

No. 809613

>>809607
stawp lol

No. 809618

File: 1621308960164.jpg (49.05 KB, 583x438, 1595719822884.jpg)

>>809608
Holy FUCK

No. 809635

File: 1621311982582.gif (2.3 MB, 420x314, 7543986533.gif)


No. 809649

File: 1621315487952.gif (1.08 MB, 245x306, 6E5842DB-9EDA-44A6-BBE2-BF4CC9…)


No. 809650

>>809635
alright nonettes, don't take this personal but who keeps posting boomer twitterfag gifs to a mongolian basket weaving forum?

No. 809652

>>809650
Nta but come on it’s Kitty!(derailing with boomer gifs)

No. 809653

>>809650
Boomer gifs are currently en vogue on the farms, check the fetishes you're ashamed of thread. Get on with the times

No. 809654

>>809652
it's kitty you say? my bad, sorry I dissed our girl what was I thinking.

No. 809656

File: 1621316057306.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 311.92 KB, 878x1946, 250A5741-D871-44B5-A2E6-5956A7…)


No. 809657

File: 1621316181013.gif (3.56 MB, 660x370, 865396546.gif)

>>809650
>kitty
>boomer twitterfag gif
I despair for your lack of taste.(derailing)

No. 809660

>>809656
>broccoli
ahhh because you eat bushes, okay

No. 809692

>>809089
what thread?

No. 809697

>>809692
Tradthots

No. 809722

File: 1621331016515.jpg (58.44 KB, 500x375, chickenfoot.jpg)

>>809603
Anon can hit up her local butcher if she wants to make that dream a reality.

No. 809871

>>809660
gross, why would you ruin broccoli for normal people

No. 809901

File: 1621355103759.jpeg (324.96 KB, 699x776, 8C83A26B-BE67-4212-A6C1-E36D9A…)


No. 809903

File: 1621355235157.jpeg (82.01 KB, 612x195, 7FB489F7-6D77-4DA5-A52E-102C15…)


No. 809934

File: 1621358757951.jpg (167.03 KB, 720x1276, IMG_20210518_024004.jpg)


No. 810093

File: 1621369764327.png (5.87 KB, 673x68, 20210518.png)


No. 810154

File: 1621375881774.png (79.44 KB, 600x495, all_natural.png)


No. 810602

File: 1621430253888.png (215.61 KB, 544x378, love wins.png)

love wins

No. 811103

File: 1621468025398.png (17.17 KB, 737x212, capture.PNG)


No. 811217

File: 1621485446132.png (4.82 KB, 411x69, platonic scat.png)


No. 811735

File: 1621540784070.png (266.83 KB, 728x527, Capture d’écran 2021-05-20 à…)

>the idea of anon being rejected by guy in pic and sad about it

No. 811964

File: 1621570645159.jpeg (142.58 KB, 1118x297, 1014018C-5379-4D6F-8601-A8B0A5…)


No. 811966

>>809901
ChickFilA is always busy because they have god food and aren’t rude like McDonald’s employees

No. 812010

>>811966
ok paid chik-a fil drive thru costumer. We belive you

No. 812059

File: 1621586445685.png (33.06 KB, 1162x110, Screen Shot 2021-05-21 at 10.2…)


No. 812072

>>812059
What thread?

No. 812080

>>812072
Jonny Craig & Syd

No.