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File: 1613644540159.jpg (11.42 KB, 480x360, nohomo.jpg)

No. 742396

Anything goes here.

No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc

Previous mental impairments:
>>>/ot/720376

No. 742398

I can't believe how my retarded AI dungeon scenario fifthyshades parody with Adam Driver and Chris Hemsworth has some interested character on it. Thanks lolcow.farm to think Chris and Adam are hot.


Meet Adam Driver ,a closted gay man. Who once dream as an actor but his family refuse to support it. Now he is a senior  electronic engineer who follow his family footsteps. Currently work as senior enginner in Chris's company. Act arrogrant to his coworkers because he has exprience enignnering since he was 15.
(Anatasia less dumber edition)

No. 742400

File: 1613644944800.jpg (Spoiler Image, 449.29 KB, 720x1079, PicsArt_02-18-04.31.00.jpg)

>>742398
Reposting my retarded edit for you again anon so it can illustrative
Spoiler for literally being fake and gay

No. 742401

hoes madeth hoes madeth hoes madeth, hoes madeth, hoes madeth hoes madeth

No. 742404

File: 1613645967436.png (148.92 KB, 500x757, thats-sargon-who-are-those-guy…)

lelmao

No. 742411

File: 1613647734306.jpg (54.96 KB, 640x783, 9e0a1d9f3b60_e363dc94_640.jpg)


No. 742417

>>742404
I need to cut back on my weeb shittery since I read the speech bubbles of a boomer comic from right to left

No. 742418

File: 1613649048729.jpg (96.32 KB, 1068x535, 8wisjsnwbwijwni.jpg)

Update: Adam and Chris having a cute date in italian fancy restaurant.

No. 742423

File: 1613649690909.png (573.38 KB, 850x394, 1613648876342.png)

Ad@m Dr*ver spotted in the new Nintendo Direct!

No. 742426

File: 1613650024014.jpg (18.58 KB, 599x408, da23b68d-b95b-4c45-94b8-d93d65…)


No. 742428

File: 1613650466085.jpg (77.23 KB, 900x690, squidbob_naughtyness_by_campla…)


No. 742447

File: 1613655072718.jpg (25.2 KB, 646x475, EsHrnO3XIAwD6Vi.jpg)

i hate joe bieden. More like joe LIDEN! he ain't never gonna give us that student loan money

No. 742528

File: 1613663403114.jpg (3.04 MB, 2222x2835, La-Vérité-sortant-du-puits.jpg)

Truth Coming Out Of Her Well To Shame Mankind

No. 742530

>>742423
I think big ears are cute on men, but he looks like a literal comic book caricature. he's hideous

No. 742579

File: 1613668349303.jpg (1.46 MB, 1536x1536, hailhydra.jpg)

Behold! The mighty Hydra has descended upon the board to smite every last anon. Stand trial before it's grand jury to have your little life spared. What will you offer in hopes of being pardoned? pictures or text

No. 742581

File: 1613668524792.jpeg (2.27 MB, 4000x3000, A6CCAC6D-7A75-4E22-A9AC-C3A1E4…)

>>742579
one (1) pocket lint

No. 742584

File: 1613668776021.jpeg (46.37 KB, 554x554, 60ECC888-5E42-45D5-9111-8DA870…)

>>742579
I’m offering a complete picnic kit! It even has cups for your drinks, m’highnesses!

No. 742682

File: 1613675582646.gif (9.82 KB, 66x61, goldstar.gif)

>>742579
A GOLD STAR

No. 742731

File: 1613677755098.jpeg (24.88 KB, 228x221, 459F67F4-A14A-4D17-8124-B084C1…)

Look
Heart been broke so many times I
Don't know what to believe
Mama say it's my fault, it's my fault I wear my heart on my sleeve
Think it's best I put my heart on ice, heart on ice
'Cause I can't breathe
I'ma put my heart on ice, heart on ice
It's gettin' the best of me
While in the cell with Lil' Wakeem, after I slapped him I had told him
"I don't know how you get down with them clowns but I'm a soldier"
No one could understand, I had way too much aggression
That built over the years from my abandoned adolescence
See I done been lied to, backstabbed, and heartbroken
I wanted to cry but I was too afraid to open
Prayin' one day I'd find a piece of mind by the ocean
I spent all my time committing crimes to get closer
While at my nana house I play the couch, starin' at the ceiling
Tryin' not to get in my feelings
Thinkin' of a way I could make these millions
Maybe that'll take this pain away and clear up all these rainy days
Heart been broke so many times I
Don't know what to believe
Mama say it's my fault, it's my fault I wear my heart on my sleeve
Think it's best I put my heart on ice, heart on ice
'Cause I can't breathe
I'ma put my heart on ice, heart on ice
It's gettin' the best of me

No. 742778

Girls be like "omg i wish [insert anime man] was real so I could date him!", what makes you think he would date a hermit with no social skills? thinking emoji

No. 742787

File: 1613680740769.jpeg (84.42 KB, 630x1200, 5D543EA4-380F-4D63-BF8F-CFC81B…)

>>742778
Reality is what you make of it, anon.

No. 742788

File: 1613680753070.jpg (161.48 KB, 1129x1075, 1568371165082.jpg)

>>742579
i offer them my ability to post SNEED

No. 742800

File: 1613681678884.png (12.42 MB, 4096x4096, D9EB8BC5-AFBA-45F4-A3E0-FE2C5E…)


No. 742801

File: 1613681692732.jpeg (83.37 KB, 750x725, 559A6F27-9EA0-4FDA-AD9D-F5DE65…)

>>742778
>doesn’t have multiple husbandos in case one of them rejects her
This is why you will never be a true Stacy.

No. 742805

File: 1613681776082.jpeg (123.32 KB, 750x750, E4586459-B1DF-4AE8-869F-79CC95…)

>>742579
(1) box of geodes for thee

No. 742810

>>742801
Girls be like "omg i wish [insert anime characters] were real so I could date them!", what makes you think they would date a hermit with no social skills? thinking emoji

No. 742811

idk about youse but all my husbandos would definitely date me

No. 742817

I'm this || close to banding my own hemorrhoid with a plastic braid band

No. 742844

>>742579
I offer one (1) whole lolcow.farm

No. 742845

>>742810
I never understood the point of wanting your husbandos to be real, for me the best part of having a husbando is that he isnt real. No disappointment, no annoying pet peeves, no accidentally hurt feelings. Just a perfect relationship with a beautiful drawing and my imagination

No. 742872

>>742845
You're basing it too much in real relationships. Husbandos are perfect, all the things you listed wouldn't happen

No. 742876

>>742811
youse? Are you scouse anon? Pls say you are.

No. 742878

>>742876
no I'm just culturally appropriating

No. 742881

>>742878
How dare you (ps i think your husbandos would date you)

No. 742882

File: 1613685841849.jpg (202.68 KB, 1000x712, 14iin8w.jpg)

>>742778
I'm not offering him a choice

No. 742900

>>742872
but simply by existing in this realm they would be less than perfect

No. 742952

File: 1613689707908.png (Spoiler Image, 192.15 KB, 462x460, 32F900L.png)


No. 742959

File: 1613690347147.png (100.27 KB, 275x261, 1579149524209.png)


No. 742962

>>742952
bamboozled and mislead yet again

No. 742963

>>742952
I'm going to yell and point at you.

No. 742999

>>742952
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

No. 743003

File: 1613693316818.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 76.53 KB, 819x252, D5AFFF57-FF94-4282-B993-32E75A…)

>when the secretary walks in on the boss and intern bangin
they're also both high on cocaine why are my characters such trainwrecks

No. 743011

File: 1613694059312.jpg (270.94 KB, 1080x1507, Screenshot_20210218-181915.jpg)

would you

No. 743027

>>742959
>>742962
>>742963
>>742999

Haha, F(9)00ls! like this was a shit screenshot too, there's a rim of purple on the right side

No. 743032

>>743011
yeah, i can rub my coochie on his chest bones and climax easily anon.

No. 743214

File: 1613717912414.jpeg (70.57 KB, 450x599, 3C77C326-D254-4B54-B926-C8C0B0…)

halp

No. 743231

File: 1613721746216.jpg (52.28 KB, 570x426, him.jpg)

haha love these guys

No. 743236

File: 1613722204893.jpeg (172.8 KB, 1069x1326, 82600331-252F-423F-9C76-961B6C…)


No. 743237

File: 1613722389260.jpeg (47.74 KB, 750x493, 1566E7D2-B237-4486-B64E-07434A…)


No. 743240

File: 1613722872979.gif (3.71 MB, 498x498, tenor.gif)

ple

No. 743246

>>743231
they has name?

No. 743248

File: 1613723839990.jpeg (7.18 KB, 275x221, 1603645175382.jpeg)


No. 743264

File: 1613725261240.webm (4.75 MB, 406x720, 1930552-5f59c89cc5e6c714facde8…)


No. 743275

File: 1613726228061.jpg (48.97 KB, 700x700, 85673054-9cf2-4a65-b274-a42c1b…)

anon, your garfield telephone is ringing

No. 743284

>>743275
I reluctantly answer, "who is this? and what do you want?"

No. 743317

File: 1613730506236.jpg (43.87 KB, 900x509, gettyimages-1133770430.jpg)


No. 743457

File: 1613743080502.jpg (32.21 KB, 480x640, 6585f4f33e5fd1f23cbc5ab11ec0f0…)

>>743275
I take it this is the lasagne delivery person? Where you at? Yawn. I'm about to perish of boredom and hunger in that order

No. 743463

File: 1613743650873.jpg (23.06 KB, 800x600, 001538_2.jpg)

>>743275
the device on the other side

No. 743469

File: 1613744112362.jpg (79.37 KB, 820x1024, les-simpsons---bart-simpson-ph…)

I had this phone as a kid and it was my favorite thing as far as phones go

No. 743498

>>743469
why is his shirt blue

No. 743501

>>743498
The other one is in the laundry

No. 743505

>>743498
That Bort, not Bart.

No. 743507

>>743469
how do you talk through it???

No. 743508

>>743498
>>743469
nothing about the red pupils? okay

No. 743510

>>743469
I remember my brother had a bart figure that sat and rode around on an electric car, he had a blue shirt too

No. 743511

Where's the back massager at, I needa massserbait

No. 743514

>>743507
On his back, there was this lid (?) thing, you'd pull it down and there was the numbers and speaker and stuff.

>>743508
His eyes glowed with this red light when there was a call!

>>743510
>>743498
Apparently, all of his old official merch was with him in a blue shirt. Seems like at first it was a factory error, but they had too much shit to trash it so they sold it as it was, and then Matt Groening or someone else decided in favor of the blue shirt to avoid bootlegs. So if the toy had a red shirt based on the cartoon, it wasn't original

No. 743517

File: 1613748637157.png (216.35 KB, 636x273, EVMkwsVUEAI5u58.png)

Anyone coming to the beach to pick one of these sweet babies with me?

No. 743521

>>743011
Why are all aliens so skinny?? Where are all the beefy body builder alien daddies????

No. 743523

>>743521
It's hard to powerlift in 0 gravity

No. 743558

File: 1613753553155.jpg (85.21 KB, 600x1025, abe.jpg)


No. 743560

File: 1613753763669.jpg (61.94 KB, 640x640, 7d675f60fa66046d1f817fc2ef27c7…)

>>743517
oh hell yes

No. 743567

File: 1613754212987.jpg (81.94 KB, 1200x630, 92ad0f74-6a5c-48db-90f2-fb5182…)

>>743517
>>743560
let's do this, I always wanted one for myself !

No. 743570

>>743517
me, I want a garfield phone so bad!

No. 743571

File: 1613754469867.jpg (67.32 KB, 1300x1300, 59869313-muscular-alien.jpg)

>>743521
I'm right here, queen

No. 743579

File: 1613755197775.png (1.97 MB, 1000x1000, a3ccdba6dfbb7790fa9a764bb58c8e…)

What if we ummm, if we kissed on the umm the etazhi

No. 743586

File: 1613756114399.gif (864.04 KB, 220x303, tenor.gif)


No. 743614

My neighbor's cat is named Steve and their other cat is named Pixie but my parents have 50 other names for her including Shadow, Midnight, Pixalina, Toothless, Black shadow, Black evil, Pixi Mixi, Blacky. And she visits us in our kitchen and sits in my lap and sometimes jumps on the counter

No. 743651

>>743571
he's still too skinny, looks like one of those teenagers who managed to get abs but still looks like a kid

No. 743660

File: 1613762696155.png (466.37 KB, 827x967, glacius.png)

>>743651
I found one for you his name is Glacius

No. 743707

File: 1613766353491.gif (3.01 MB, 575x768, D169CD05-5D4C-4B7C-91D3-EC0EE9…)


No. 743721


No. 743726

File: 1613768352269.jpg (356.38 KB, 1332x850, glacius-killer-instinct-game-f…)

>>743721
I'm sorry but you're wrong he is not hot he is cold

No. 743730

File: 1613768640321.jpeg (35.72 KB, 616x462, 1537811240104.jpeg)

>>743726
Well, he's about to be evaporated if he doesn't get out of my face!

No. 743731

File: 1613768828279.jpg (879.15 KB, 1400x1063, puddles.jpg)


No. 743744

>>743707
is the confused scrote trying to emerge from her face

No. 743782

File: 1613775767354.jpg (71.24 KB, 540x960, 560e6e72acb6acb1beccc4b08c580f…)

>>743521
What about him?

No. 743830

>>743782
I like this one is he emotionally available and a good listener

No. 743867

File: 1613784481597.jpeg (150.57 KB, 1200x900, 2271452C-6FF5-4FBC-ADC2-32F9CC…)

I wanna cling on to someone like this

No. 743873

>>743867
i want to pet a koala so bad

No. 743885

When you work for door dash but you have to go to their house to get paid so you have to eat the food they buy you on the way

No. 743896

>>743885
Same with grubhub smh

No. 743960

File: 1613796180293.jpeg (33.95 KB, 250x250, EF2A916B-3EFF-47B7-BF6A-E6DAE0…)

>>742778
Stop anon my heart literally aches for Jean Pierre Polnareff. I once had a dream where we talked and it took me months to get over it. He is my fav himbo. I love him so much I want to cry, he deserves better
I just hope he can get it up regardless of his wheelchair

No. 743962

>>743960
Despite being a turtle, you mean

No. 743974

>>743867
i want to climb a tall man like a koala climbs a tree

No. 743983

File: 1613803809045.jpg (23.72 KB, 669x350, Screenshot_20210219-165435.jpg)

Tired of being broke and heartbroke

No. 744000

File: 1613807254928.jpeg (42.69 KB, 265x362, 909AFB39-98B6-454F-AF5E-9FA519…)

>>743974
Gouging your way up, scarring the flesh?
Nice.

No. 744018

>>743246 these delightful little fellows are called Hattifatteners

No. 744047

File: 1613814787283.jpeg (750.67 KB, 1170x1299, 8315FEEF-4990-464A-8740-DC0F94…)


No. 744055

>>744047
This is for cock and ball torture

No. 744080

File: 1613820811499.jpg (105.59 KB, 1039x505, 3838rbebw8heb.jpg)

Holy fuck this is soft.
In process for making an AU when Adam Driver and Chris Hemsworth are live as healthy gay couple.

No. 744087

>>744080
I'm Adam Driver?????

No. 744344

>>744000
that's how kolas climb trees? I expected gentler from such fluffy beasts

No. 744547

File: 1613869920957.jpeg (293.8 KB, 1061x1061, D17909B0-FA91-4F66-8B80-BFFEBB…)


No. 744554

>>744344
>koalas
>gentle

No. 744566

>>744554
this vid always makes me cry and laugh at the same time

No. 744567

File: 1613871111091.jpg (Spoiler Image, 105.44 KB, 736x940, ed0e3bfa1b91e52e6219ecbe20146c…)

>>744087
NTA but yes, she (you) is playing playing as adam yeah

>>744080
>Big ears
Kek true
Make Adam bully Chris now, picrel

No. 744570

File: 1613871246838.png (68.02 KB, 500x400, sometimes-you-got-to-leave-the…)

What did the baby do tho?

No. 744571

File: 1613871257741.jpg (282.24 KB, 819x1024, 184629e16771debd53ef403f1269ce…)

dang she thicc

No. 744574

File: 1613871376752.png (101.7 KB, 326x224, yf.png)

>>744570
lmaaaooo

No. 744575

>>744570
Voodoo

No. 744591

File: 1613872407396.jpeg (375.51 KB, 750x704, D800587F-F1E0-4127-9EF6-223A72…)


No. 744592

File: 1613872439180.jpg (23.28 KB, 520x220, who do.jpg)


No. 744598

>>744591
stop posting it

No. 744600

File: 1613873421440.gif (499.69 KB, 500x212, ByX29dk.gif)


No. 744605

File: 1613873957949.jpg (93.17 KB, 1202x896, AjSk_L9AdRfvazT5DRj82L--yr83rd…)

More tomato?

No. 744607

>>744605
Yes please!

No. 744609

File: 1613875270461.jpeg (66.37 KB, 640x920, 3086E067-EEEB-4C71-8E2C-8DC173…)


No. 744613

File: 1613875452691.jpg (152.93 KB, 896x951, MYX_XX15_05b_x100nom_1shot.jpg)

Maybe we should stop assuming the aliens are big?

No. 744634

File: 1613879442461.gif (442.04 KB, 220x143, 050CBB8F-1287-4C84-831D-2967B6…)


No. 744635

I needa pop all my toes

No. 744962

File: 1613926499719.jpeg (131.84 KB, 985x1023, 1D057CB6-B471-440E-93F2-F42874…)


No. 745000

File: 1613929429395.jpeg (59.47 KB, 720x464, A3DDB45C-DEC6-425F-AF4E-EBEB2C…)

>>744962
Nightmare fuel. I hate you, lemon blond guy.

No. 745008

File: 1613930448462.jpg (35.86 KB, 570x442, 7d8ed0ef368e4a642588fcfd3886e2…)

>>744962
Stop it giorno youre making me anxious

No. 745106

My mom says she used to read ninja novels when she was in high school and there would be 11 dead people on the first page already. I would give anything to read one of those books for myself

No. 745243

>Be clown
>Doing normal birthday party shit
>Hear something in the bushes
>Probably some kid ignore it
>Hear it again
>Look over
>it's steel Mohawk dude
>Fuck.jpg
>Rams into all my balloons
>Decimates the pinata
>1 kid bleeding
>fuckfuck.jpg
>Looks over at me
>bends head, Stomps feet, Starts running towards me
>FUCKFUCKFUCK.jpg
>Manage to slip by just in time

God being a clown is harder these years

No. 745295

File: 1613950374048.png (219.44 KB, 532x438, notnowgiorno.png)


No. 745300

File: 1613951126499.jpeg (50.3 KB, 563x545, 103FE838-0A8E-4363-8E2E-361E2B…)


No. 745315

File: 1613952568936.jpg (39.47 KB, 720x676, 151205758_3736123569804399_901…)


No. 745364

For so many years, I thought there was something wrong with me. That I was the black sheep, and I needed to change my personality. And after a lot of time and consideration, I realized who I was. I’m a piece of shit.

No. 745429

>>744613
sperm are aliens?

No. 745469

File: 1613966127605.jpeg (534.64 KB, 727x918, 6401E8BE-6EA1-469F-8B66-D39AAD…)


No. 745472

>>745469
this contraption reminds me of something from invader zim KEK

No. 745485

>>745469
What did pinterest, paypal and wiki do? Or is wikipedia just wrong cause they present facts

No. 745669

>>745469
it’s true, looking up posts about aesthetic bedrooms on pinterest made me hate god

No. 745754

>>745469
To be fair youtube fries young kids brains, but tbh it's the parents fault in the end, don't be lazy about parenting and stick your kid infront of a screen.

No. 745768

>>745469
I'm all for getting rid of the mass delusion that there's an all knowing man in the sky.

No. 745772

>>745768
The all knowing man in the sky is real, he's elon musk with his satellite grid kek

No. 745777

>>745768
Most civilizations were spiritual, what makes you special ?

No. 745782

>>745777
Never said I was special, calm down lol

No. 745883

File: 1614016414152.gif (1.17 MB, 360x225, 1D1647E4-4BA8-4BA6-9A5E-D75994…)


No. 745902

>>745883
Is that the uhhh skyrim user interface font

No. 745994

File: 1614024479792.png (571.99 KB, 720x708, theworkenvironment.png)


No. 745995

File: 1614024595072.jpg (21.16 KB, 500x340, 8aea9c7265a6ec96ffd49275e8be20…)

WEEEEEAVE COME TOO FAAAR
TOO GIVE UUUUPPP
WHOOOOO WEEE AAAARE

No. 746001

File: 1614024942721.png (996.24 KB, 720x883, deleeshis.png)

noone saw me repost this

No. 746002

File: 1614025053586.jpeg (142.12 KB, 1080x1059, 52428673-0D35-4997-88C8-B2E674…)


No. 746005

File: 1614025196119.jpg (6.91 KB, 320x180, sussusamongus.jpg)


No. 746018

File: 1614025955844.jpg (107.14 KB, 1280x720, skskq.jpg)

I'd play da amoge w/ u

No. 746032

File: 1614026958752.png (355.84 KB, 633x475, couch.png)

>>745472
bring back Zim

No. 746124

File: 1614033002079.jpg (111.63 KB, 640x799, wbrtgidbnwh61.jpg)


No. 746189

File: 1614039432551.jpg (42.37 KB, 612x466, gettyimages-1124390773-612x612…)

>>742396

OOOOOOH OOOH OOOH AHHHHHHH AHHHHH

No. 746192


No. 746275

File: 1614050788369.jpeg (102.92 KB, 640x640, B5AA7FCC-9BA3-478C-839F-2120E3…)


No. 746277

File: 1614051104974.jpeg (59.74 KB, 480x531, 9CE64585-2A8B-49F0-A9AC-852C85…)


No. 746317

>>746277
Is this projared

No. 746372

>tfw no bf who calls me pookie or poodle
y live

No. 746376

File: 1614068917856.gif (2.34 MB, 500x680, 7e89454aad5c5a718b3a0462795d81…)

>walk up to the club like what up I got a big cock

No. 746378

Moids are very unnecessary they can only do harm

No. 746443

>>746376
I hate this ugly thing and the entire My Hero Academia series

No. 746569

>>746443
Bara Tintin

No. 746577

File: 1614091491814.jpg (27.81 KB, 500x274, aotfags.jpg)


No. 746672

File: 1614098413511.jpeg (392.5 KB, 750x908, C7BA8550-2C2A-41E1-9561-1B511E…)


No. 746674

>>746672
B-but they both end up falling. This is a trick question.

No. 747056

File: 1614121041191.png (56.4 KB, 601x250, 3577899ww.PNG)

Why call your self "Bob the third" when you can say "other other Bob"

No. 747119

>>746577
Suck on my oppais Armin kun

No. 747509

>>746672
This is why people hate millenials/zoomers. There are things that really shouldn't be joked about.

No. 747641

File: 1614185453549.png (559.61 KB, 691x556, fd94749.png)


No. 747714

File: 1614189146867.jpg (Spoiler Image, 321 KB, 916x1311, Adam Driver.jpg)

I love him so much

No. 747720

File: 1614189453455.jpg (26.1 KB, 913x351, D2hh6ehWkAEZCG7.jpg)


No. 747787

>>747714
me too anon, me too. Keanu has nothing on him

No. 747967

File: 1614205788775.jpg (12.68 KB, 200x235, 254758669547.jpg)

>Save money to go neet mode for a month
>Read a "learn x in 24 hours" book daily
>Become a polymath polygot fluent in multiple hobbies, coding languages, and job skills
>????
>Profit
What's stopping me bro's?

No. 747970

>>747714
>has never been accused of sexual assault of any kind
>not a pedophile
>seems nice to people
>dates when his own age. Not girls young enough to be his grand daughter

Very rare for a male with any kind of power.

No. 747974


No. 748212

File: 1614223821586.jpeg (328.92 KB, 750x734, 60726496-2565-4135-943F-0AB0E9…)

Powerful and true!

No. 748254

File: 1614225296255.gif (3.87 MB, 250x312, 876ad3bae5c0ede3d31ff4294d8f21…)

hey nonny can you do this?

No. 748256


No. 748363

>>745469
>paypal
Lolwut?

No. 748373

tintin's tiddies
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No. 748393

ANORECTAL VIOLENCE TIME BABEY

No. 748409

>>748393
AV + clit stim = full body orgasm

No. 748412

>>748393
Tfw bf won't anorectal violence me

No. 748416

>>748412
Then do it to him

No. 748648

File: 1614270154840.gif (1.46 MB, 245x168, vigk.gif)

>>748254
I don't think so

No. 749249

File: 1614298248243.jpg (206.36 KB, 720x838, 20210225_193035.jpg)


No. 749327

File: 1614303347965.jpg (Spoiler Image, 28.66 KB, 600x459, cat.jpg)

i wish we had more time…………….ohhhh lucy, lucy, LUCY!!!!!!

No. 749372

File: 1614310261454.jpeg (347.56 KB, 1600x900, 3A6AD118-9C0F-4800-A120-07B090…)

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No. 749373

File: 1614310388749.jpeg (87.57 KB, 749x548, D8535305-9A71-4A72-9F48-1A3128…)


No. 749384

File: 1614311410619.jpg (Spoiler Image, 91.76 KB, 507x381, IMG_20210226_004907.jpg)

>>749372
Accept my offer of 3DPD bara tiddies

No. 749386

>>749384
Nta, but are these even bara tiddies? Looks like a regular chest to me.

No. 749387

>>749384
boobies?

No. 749388

File: 1614311746986.jpeg (36.16 KB, 500x282, IMG_3836.jpeg)


No. 749390

>>749388
I hate when people have those decorative ass soaps in their bathroom or tiny towels.

No. 749400

File: 1614313399942.jpeg (88.17 KB, 583x583, B236A165-1155-4A41-A8A1-22057F…)


No. 749402

>>749390
Shut up, they’re cute. It’s a nice touch of texture for such a place that’s a bathroom with usually cool tones and sleek surfaces.

No. 749410

File: 1614315183835.jpg (30.24 KB, 647x563, 36senosom5q11.jpg)

>>749402
I'm standing here like pic rel with freshly washed hands after touching their germ-ridden bathroom appliances. I don't have to admire the benefits of interior design and cool star shaped soap, anon.

No. 749418

File: 1614315870971.jpg (35.39 KB, 357x263, IMG_20210226_020256.jpg)

>>749386
I guess I consider bara tiddies when the pecs go farther than the abs, so I guess it'd qualify

No. 749426

>>749418
Is this who i think it is, anon?

No. 749429

>>749426
Don't do this. The answer is probably yes.

No. 749432

File: 1614318717341.jpg (62.7 KB, 500x481, tumblr_afc762c20c802af5cfe11f0…)

for all y'alls who can't just stay in the containment thread

No. 749435

>>749429
It's okay, my lips are sealed, anon

No. 749451

>>749426
>>749429
>>749435
don't ask, don't tell lmfao

No. 749452

File: 1614323080708.jpeg (103.2 KB, 750x427, 2E4AB0C4-E24D-4056-8ADD-44EFB5…)


No. 749498


No. 749500

File: 1614330011482.jpg (9.93 KB, 264x147, Titty.jpg)

>>749451
Sssshhhh no spilling

No. 749501

>>749500
Anon! Social experiment: click this link for a free prize >>>/m/122022

No. 749503

File: 1614330757403.jpg (357.65 KB, 1473x2032, Eprk3m93oenririr.jpg)


No. 749643

You ever refuse to start watching a Youtuber (even if they cover a topic you enjoy) just because you find them ugly as fuck in their thumbnails? I feel mean but I wanna beat this one Youtuber up so bad

No. 749655

File: 1614350454146.jpeg (77.01 KB, 491x750, 3DA66449-69E7-4109-A77F-0D15F2…)

I’ve been playing the far cry games in preparation for the 6th one coming out this year. Rn I’m up to four and I realised the twinky protagonist looks exactly like my boyfriend. It’s creepily similar.

On god they could be twins it’s fucking me off.

No. 749657

File: 1614350682351.gif (382.48 KB, 220x195, me to ad stans.gif)


No. 749666

File: 1614351687994.gif (1.75 MB, 480x201, Stay mad.gif)


No. 749710

File: 1614356396726.gif (1.62 MB, 498x374, whack-a-driverette.gif)

back into the box you go

No. 749719

File: 1614356901076.jpg (80.94 KB, 1200x630, Ezra McCandless.jpg)

It was acceptable in the 80s
It was acceptable at the time
It was acceptable in the 80s
It was acceptable at the time
I've got knives for you
If you were born in the 80s, the 80s
I've got stabs for you
If you were born in the 80s, the 80s
I'll do things to you
If you were born in the 80s, the 80s
I've got stabs for you
If you were born in the 80s
Yeah
It was acceptable in the 80s
It was acceptable at the time
It was acceptable in the 80s
It was acceptable at the time

No. 749733

File: 1614357862845.jpg (38.47 KB, 299x450, 1872769.jpg)

The average Driver fan …

No. 749734

File: 1614357913407.jpg (100.2 KB, 750x750, 94632.jpg)

>>749733
… vs. the average /ot/ enjoyer

No. 749758

File: 1614359558961.jpeg (26.44 KB, 371x826, Keep barking.jpeg)

>>749733
>>749734
Is the oppsite lol.

No. 749787

File: 1614360916659.jpg (61.65 KB, 358x259, digsgiz.jpg)

>>749758
that's not how it works, sestra

No. 749801

File: 1614362167177.gif (1.22 MB, 327x327, begone.gif)

>>749758
this is what's gonna happen to you

No. 749842

File: 1614363735552.gif (491.37 KB, 480x264, giphy.gif)


No. 749866

>>749733
Please stop doxxing me guys it's not funny

No. 749869

>>749758
mommy put me in a chokehold and crush me with your hugs

No. 749879

>cook dinner
>turn tv on and find something to watch while eating
>ad break
>finish dinner before programme resumes

What is the point in tv?

No. 749902

File: 1614367274141.jpg (183.66 KB, 900x1125, regular.jpg)

>>749879
It's worse when it's like this
>cook dinner
>put tv on and try to watch some comfy say yes to the dress or how do I look
>for some reason the same channel also has doctor pimple popper
>you end up having to watch dr pimple popper and dr deformity and dr deathfath obesity ads while you eat your yummy food

I hate home&health channel

No. 749931

File: 1614369362406.png (61.4 KB, 830x252, 46346453.png)

I don't think he's to short

No. 749936

>>749931
That's because he's Too Short, not To Short.

No. 749938

File: 1614369692092.png (2.87 MB, 1751x1242, 1614355560823.png)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 749942

GIRLS I ATE A SPOONFUL OF BROWN SUGAR AND A BIT OF CHOCOLATE AND IM ON A SUGAR HIGH!!!!!! I FEEL SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

No. 749954

gotdam just wanna separate my pelvis from my spine. usually it's my head from my neck though so I guess this is the lesser evil. still hard to stand and do dishes though

No. 749956

File: 1614370973492.jpeg (27.65 KB, 640x480, i3iekrn2nner.jpeg)

Just potato

No. 749960

File: 1614371155746.jpeg (19.46 KB, 640x480, Siririeijshdheueejsh.jpeg)


No. 749962

File: 1614371249959.jpg (448.42 KB, 1227x1073, 1541420098049.jpg)

ohayougozaimasu!

No. 749963

File: 1614371512707.jpeg (33.3 KB, 620x350, 9ubg77uhfffxvb.jpeg)

Potato daisuki

No. 749966

File: 1614371828214.png (380.18 KB, 427x495, 2F4023FF-F519-4861-B637-0CC364…)


No. 749972

>>749966
looool

No. 749979

>>749842
adam driver to the driverfags

No. 749983

She's gone what do I do

No. 749993

File: 1614374739778.jpeg (86.43 KB, 500x581, 0F16ED1E-AA2B-4465-B400-DEE2AC…)


No. 750061

File: 1614380263426.jpg (472.55 KB, 2048x1560, EUnrZB3WsAE8wqV.jpg)

honnestly wish that I could see the kin list of everyone on this site and in real life

No. 750063

>>750061
i hate to break it to you anon……

No. 750069

the candid where my fav looked like a zombie is now starting to look hot to me, i have been brainwashed

No. 750073

>>750069
also the outfit he's wearing is so fucking hot to me for no reason, it's literally a graphic t-shirt and leather jacket but leather jackets get me gOING. i love when slendy guys wear those types of outfits

please end me, god, I can't take this much longer

No. 750083

File: 1614382499930.jpg (91.53 KB, 540x540, d89bda726a8e78d7b0b4ee161f1a08…)

Who wants to duel

No. 750089

File: 1614383151611.jpg (32.09 KB, 739x415, 6aeac5c170305a6d59d89f47cdacc2…)

>>750083
Lisa from Star Wars is down

No. 750090

File: 1614383292365.png (353.62 KB, 511x366, 1614370055429.png)

test

No. 750093

>>750069
Who is it?
Harry Styles? Tom Cruise? Gerard Way? Alex Turner? The forbidden one?

>>750061
Everyone that kins past the age of 16 must be sectioned

No. 750101

File: 1614385037714.jpeg (106.41 KB, 750x722, 8015DBD3-81F9-4408-9DD4-1AF5E1…)

>>750093
Nope, none of the above, but definitely gauntly

also damn I want a burrito so badly for no reason or tacos but I don't think freebirds does tacos anymore

No. 750105

>>750093
>Everyone that kins past the age of 16 must be sectioned
Even Discharge-chan?

No. 750111

>>750105
especially Discharge-chan

No. 750112

Tell me your unironic list of kins NOW
(or just characters you strongly associate with)
And then I'll tell you MINES

No. 750116

>>750112
he who shall not be named but not the he who shall not be named u think

No. 750122

File: 1614388905737.jpg (118.19 KB, 720x1184, kins.jpg)

>>750112
okay, pretty personal but here goes …

Benny Watts - The Queen's Gambit
Sans - Undertale
Barbie - Barbie in the Nutcracker
Pearl - Steven Universe
Ryuk - Death Note
Detective Pikachu - Detective Pikachu
Desi Collins - Gone Girl
Catwoman - Various
Frank Reynolds - It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
The Penguin - Various
Her - Her
Jack Twist - Brokeback Mountain
God - Bruce Almighty
Hannibal Buress - The Eric Andre Show

Your turn!

No. 750124

File: 1614389488540.jpg (21.33 KB, 896x855, EvGjffFVcAIfchC.jpg)

>>750122
oh my god….

No. 750125

File: 1614389488628.jpeg (47.01 KB, 280x344, E86B3153-825A-4041-8C05-AD12B9…)

ahhhhhhhh why do i want the jacket so bad i'm trash

No. 750128

>>750122
Hannibal Buress is real

No. 750129

>>750116
adam driver?

No. 750131

>>750122
anon tell me this is a serious list or I'll never share mines!!!!!

No. 750132

>>750129
nep but adam and keanu both look hot in leather jackets

No. 750134

>>750128
No, he's not

No. 750136

>>750131
It is! Please share yours with the group

No. 750146

>>750136
I doubt it, I'll need kin certification proof (aka why you kin them)

No. 750153

File: 1614392934098.jpg (122.4 KB, 735x1079, bc60c448de780cf6dd159d336a4ea9…)


No. 750158

you guys remember stick bug?

No. 750167

>>750153
im just gonna re edit my posts and say "repulsion turns to attraction", an actual quote frm one of his interviews taken out of context. also that he could kick me in the face, spit on me and I would say thank you

yes my suffering must end

No. 750190

File: 1614397997216.jpg (63.35 KB, 640x644, e190545b58f65654fec704091e3f85…)

>>750122
Here's my kin list:

Jamie Mussey
Charlie Barber
Paterson
Adam Sackler
Officer Ronald
Ben Solo
Lev Shapiro
Flip Zimmerman
Matt the radar technician
Clyde Logan
Al Cody
Paul Sevier
Kylo Ren (if you kin this one fucking unfollow me you mangy bitch he's my main kin and literally me)

No. 750193

>>750190
you are so fucking swag man can i just say that am i allowed to just say that for once?

No. 750195

>>750190
Didn't polyvore die by time that star wars movie with Adam Driver came out? Who the hell made that pic

No. 750197

>>750195
someone on pinterest probably, they're the home of the polyvore leftovers

No. 750198

MY ABSOLUTE KIN LIST
Cirno
Riamu
Rena
Phos
Ochako
Furudo Erika
Homura
Short haired Hanekawa
Minori Kushieda except I haven't really watched toradora oops
Misaki from NHK -anime version pls I'm not a bpdfag-
Bakura at some point
I don't really kin them I just think they're neat and I like them and can relate to them very much

No. 750201

File: 1614398609993.gif (Spoiler Image, 509.87 KB, 480x270, oi.gif)

kin list block if you have the same kin

No. 750202

>>750195
>>750197
there's polyvore spinoffs like shoplook and urstyle

No. 750205

>>750201
I burst out laughing whenever I scroll past this post, you're the fucking coolest anon keep being yourself and kinning

No. 750208

>>750201
Wtf I literally kinned Aubie first. No doubles. DNI!!!

No. 750210

File: 1614399446818.jpeg (115.21 KB, 641x607, 3744EC10-D809-4DFF-A8C9-82A19C…)

>>750112
>kin list
Just her.

No. 750211

File: 1614399710993.png (791.21 KB, 955x955, Celestia_Ludenberg_Illustratio…)


No. 750215

>>750193
Thanks nonny, I bet you're pretty cash money yourself

No. 750217

File: 1614400250087.png (587.15 KB, 768x576, 18F04760-CDA8-44ED-B48A-CB9D89…)


No. 750220

File: 1614400285099.jpg (41.21 KB, 400x400, vnujb76oi3.jpg)


No. 750222

>>750210
who is she because me too

No. 750227

File: 1614401454700.png (1.12 MB, 1574x897, XJ7zHKy.png)

>>750112
aoyagi (yowapedal)
atsushi (bungou stray dogs)
kasumi miwa (jjk)
ringo oginome (penguindrum)
tamaki amajiki (bnha even though i don't care for it anymore)

plus a few others but those are the main ones currently, don't judge my shit taste ;_;

No. 750230

fart erupts oh sorry anons I didn't mean to ahghhh owww

No. 750233

File: 1614402270094.jpg (195.05 KB, 966x720, PicsArt_02-27-02.03.58.jpg)


No. 750238

File: 1614402601518.jpg (117.13 KB, 1269x935, EN8aQoCWsAYz0ZO.jpg)

>>750112
i am trash

shizuri mugino
ryouko matoi
akko kagari
sucy manbavaran (basically a mixture of akko and sucy)
rouka numachi
kobayashi
sayaka kanamori
futaba sakura
mugi kotobuki

No. 750240

File: 1614402759524.jpeg (91.4 KB, 500x558, B5533315-31D2-40A8-BCBC-2AF3DB…)

I’ll take you round to the block shop now. We gon have a nice lil walk before I rip out your skull with my ass

No. 750241

>>750233
Does it just mean that you relate to a character or do these madwomen actually larp them, hold me anon im scared

No. 750243

>>750238
I am 90% sure these are just keyboard smash weeb names

No. 750244

File: 1614402902023.png (2.45 MB, 1804x2800, best girl.png)

>>750112
pic and also big cheeto puff from SU

No. 750246

>>750238
you have to be 18 to post here

No. 750249

File: 1614403270559.jpg (97.52 KB, 1280x720, kanamorin1.jpg)

>>750243
the fact that you're not even aware of who kanamorin is…

No. 750252

>>750198
FUCK I forgot Sayori from DDLC
Someone Rate my Kin List pls!!!!!

No. 750254

>>750251
Flaming atomic trash

No. 750255

>>750241
back in the day on tumblr it meaned the latter, but nowadays the word has seemed to evolved and watered down to pretty much an intense relation, or at least from what i'm observing as an oldfag.

No. 750258

The only kin list that I care about is Carrey-chan's

No. 750264

>>750258
do you want to know the list of characters i relate to derived from his movies or otherwise, i can at least promise that i have the jadedness of the grinch, gotta think about the others

No. 750265

File: 1614404254052.jpeg (40.69 KB, 452x678, Jeieiwijsnkwwkosisnjwihdb2i82e…)


No. 750267

>>750264
thank you queen

No. 750268

File: 1614404508383.png (777.99 KB, 700x1000, the man.png)


No. 750272

>>750267
grinch (my jadedness and nihilism)

chip from the cable guy (has been said to be a bpdfag, t. bpdfag)

joel from eternal sunshine (i want a manic pixie nightmare man like he has a deconstructed version of a manic pixie dreamgirl)

truman (my paranoia and the idea that i'm always being watched lowkey eating away at me)

stanley ipkiss from the mask (i feel like i'm always wearing a 'mask' and suppressing sides of of myself)

i'd say lloyd because i'm dumb but i'm not that dumb. i also just generally relate to the typical smarm coming out of his erratic characters.

No. 750273

>>750112
The narrator from the Stanley Parable
Princess Carolyn
Lisa Simpson
Chidi Anagonye
Michael Bluth
Nick Carraway
Faye Valentine
…basically sarcastic hardasses

No. 750275

>>750268
incredibly based and also same

No. 750278

File: 1614405587252.png (553.71 KB, 640x463, eGUKA5f.png)

>>750112
i forgot

No. 750286

It's 3AM and i have to hold myself to jamming this at full volume and singing

No. 750422

>>750222
Her name is Kurokawa Mikage and she’s a witch! She’s really cool, i wish the manga wasn’t just “get married already” propaganda but it’s really nice.

No. 750466

File: 1614438246620.jpeg (63.46 KB, 540x720, hcnfk.jpeg)

used to kin angels …

No. 750491

>>750466
Me too, anon, I just wanted to be a pretty archangel with cool ass wings.

No. 750496

File: 1614440765615.jpg (147.31 KB, 693x800, f2d14e873b1ad5da145354e1899ac7…)

>>750491
gurl we could kin these

No. 750518

File: 1614441873831.jpeg (23.22 KB, 259x194, 988EAB3F-42B3-4A6C-833E-DA0080…)

>>750496
Yes please, you have beautiful eyes, anon.

No. 750523

File: 1614442339395.png (113.76 KB, 345x379, CA5C1025-41B7-41D1-9EED-7731D7…)


No. 750651

File: 1614456208937.png (384.19 KB, 659x982, C42AE726-DF9E-4F9B-8A32-6BE87E…)

>>750523
EASY BREEZY

No. 750659


No. 750677

File: 1614459534351.jpg (58.45 KB, 600x600, 06d1db15f22cdb459653fb_68450d6…)

I'm just sitting here, anyone wants to sit with me ?

No. 750679

>>750268
gusanon is that you ? I love you !

No. 750682

File: 1614459798346.jpg (434.14 KB, 2000x1270, q.jpg)

society if the fat that goes to my stomach went to my boobs instead

No. 750684

>>750682
period!

No. 750699

File: 1614461772267.jpg (40.46 KB, 660x660, gdkhdk.jpg)

>>750677
ugu gaga!

No. 750714

File: 1614462995277.jpg (41.97 KB, 592x400, chill.JPG)

>>750699
we vibin'

No. 750717

File: 1614463213507.gif (2.87 MB, 640x480, 4C03EDE4-B80D-4187-B5FA-86887F…)

>>750699
>>750714
Sure would be a shame if… someone came to ruin your day.

No. 750721

File: 1614463397945.png (453.51 KB, 575x630, 1561302652106.png)

Fat dumb bloated foreverially drunk Anon in the statis of being permanently embalmed in alcohol

No. 750722

File: 1614463432716.jpg (55.55 KB, 910x569, cat-tomcat-almost-angry-raymon…)

>>750717
don't you fucking dare

No. 750724

File: 1614463473126.jpeg (37.29 KB, 512x547, 48AE7695-B4E2-4A54-840B-674F19…)


No. 750736

File: 1614465226090.jpg (25.36 KB, 360x360, 20dc27d65cf9c3a2f81f8b09a48efa…)

>>750677
Me, I'm kinning right now hope you don't mind the attire

No. 750743

File: 1614466273370.jpg (60.31 KB, 533x810, 0f3f8c51882931e991f3ed43a20e28…)

>>750736
sorry anon I'm hanging out with someone better

No. 750745

>>750736
bitch me too, wtf

No. 750749

>>750743
Why is there a cat there, whose king is he

No. 750750

>>750743
I wish I was that cat.

No. 750761

File: 1614467843187.jpg (70.1 KB, 736x552, f9f5219d08596dfd25cf92ac9d6846…)

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Sithi uhm ingonyama

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama

Siyo Nqoba
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw’ enamabala

No. 750764

File: 1614467971117.png (14.09 KB, 250x95, 063.png)

McNuggies is a poorly drawn illustration of McDonald's character Grimace posing in a seductive manner and asking the question "What's wrong, Ronald-kun? Could it be you're craving my McNuggies?" presumably in reference to his prominently featured posterior

No. 750766

File: 1614468038111.gif (1.63 MB, 500x207, tumblr_inline_o5cky3FRI41sufcc…)

>>750743
WELL FUCK YOU

>>750749
That's Millicent, Hux's cat. It's canon.

No. 750768

File: 1614468165133.jpg (Spoiler Image, 310.33 KB, 1908x1146, 5532806-0-image-a-3_1540818286…)


No. 750769


No. 750775

>>750761
From the day we arrive on the planet
And, blinking blinks, step into the sun look up close and close fist

No. 750809

File: 1614471692570.png (1.94 MB, 1280x1300, a3gmfphts2p31.png)

I don't want to do anything that requires more effort than photosynthesis.

No. 750812

>>750809
This is not a place for plants and some bacteria. Only animals!

No. 750815

File: 1614471970433.webm (2.89 MB, 480x480, 1612857702620.webm)

>>750768
How deep does Elephant gate go?

No. 750816

>>750815
These elephants want to be James Joyce and his wife so bad

No. 750823

File: 1614472681989.jpg (47.11 KB, 558x447, 4220bm.jpg)

>>750809
plant ganggangang
who r those ppl

No. 750829

File: 1614473188399.jpg (26.24 KB, 473x317, e59d11e091bbf8a742bb21ec03fff0…)


No. 750835

File: 1614473575303.jpeg (20.21 KB, 500x194, 3497274F-BC68-4E31-B29A-D14BD9…)

>>750167
apparently, energy sucking vampires take real form, too bad he didn't know he'd become one and be bad for anon's health.

No. 750839

File: 1614474141208.jpg (407.97 KB, 1242x1288, 3556454.jpg)

I really can't believe Synders joker said we live in a society

No. 750854

File: 1614475190508.jpg (45.99 KB, 600x496, the-miracle-of-5a237f.jpg)

I thought it was sad how toddlers had to live their life looking up at everyone, but then I realized if toddlers were as tall as me it'd be weird. In the end it all works out

No. 750864

>>750854
It be even weirder if toddlers were an indefinite life stage.

No. 750880

File: 1614476932764.jpeg (22.95 KB, 261x210, 1C0A7096-3018-4CDC-8276-E9D978…)

>>750864
If a toddler stopped toddling at the toddler age range, what has the toddler turned into? What if a toddler never stops toddling, will the toddler be considered a toddler forever?

No. 750942

>>750880
would that depend on whether the toddler's brain continues to develop or not?

No. 750948

>>750942
If a toddler has to toddler in order to be considered a toddler, regardless of their development, then toddlers can be toddlers as long as they toddle.
what the fuck am I even writing, mental gymnastics can take humanity so far
Why are we alive, anon?

No. 750960

File: 1614487605329.png (Spoiler Image, 176.05 KB, 340x445, happy man.png)


No. 750967

im retard who check messages every 2 minutes
noboody is texting you, asshole!!!

No. 751154

File: 1614520614604.gif (3.01 MB, 480x480, giphy-downsized-large (1).gif)

yeah bitch I got yo ma-a-an
since you bad ho come catch him if you ca-a-an

No. 751186

>>750190
omg where can i get that top???
fuck off bitch I kinned him first, we literally share twauma and snoke is my abuser analogue so gtfo/s

No. 751239

File: 1614528491233.jpeg (90.78 KB, 605x796, 4FE20CCD-85DE-40AC-9CAE-741D1B…)

Italian = based and pinkpilled

No. 751290

File: 1614533599143.jpg (71.39 KB, 474x681, oy.jpg)

If fat fetishes are genetic and only fat fetishes have sex because everyone is to fat for non fetish to have sex with does that mean the future will only have fat fetish people?
Is this evolution in action?

No. 751297

File: 1614534622848.gif (37.31 KB, 500x400, DIE1a.gif)

Extrood

No. 751300

File: 1614535112294.gif (1.48 MB, 500x281, tumblr_pbw5nl5fN91srd5g9o4_500…)

I'm gonna. Start a grindcore band named Anorectal Violence who wants to be in it (people who can do pig squealing vocals preferred)

No. 751309

>>751300
I want to beat box on it though anon I got epic beats I'll improve your band beat boxes epicly

No. 751313

File: 1614536239077.jpg (229.15 KB, 665x666, TKdYJqO.jpg)

>>751309
Alright that was impressive you're in

No. 751315

File: 1614536668429.gif (1.9 MB, 540x300, 3176D51A-DCE1-4305-B45B-5B3EAD…)

>>751300
Let me dance and play the electric triangle, anon, I can wear butt pads to make it seem like I have a huge ass because of anorectal violence.
I can also REEEEEEEE really hard!

No. 751317

>>751300
do you need a tambourine player? I can play tambourine!

No. 751323

>>751297
i wish my shits were this clean

No. 751336

>>751317
>>751315
We take all we can get the more the merrier, Ooh we will have the REEEEEEEe as our signature sound like james hetfield's yeeaah

No. 751338

File: 1614539989778.png (487.54 KB, 659x479, 1613613123591.png)

>>751300
I can do background vocals and play a sick guitar or bass with some sick-ass tuning and strings and that looks all crazy. it's gonna be so sick dood, soOooOo siiIiiiIck. I won't be a free, normal member though, I shall be compensated in big boxes of bananas.

No. 751368

File: 1614542378032.png (Spoiler Image, 70.26 KB, 1002x589, logo reveal.png)

Okay we got our members and here is a logo (is it unreadable enough) yeehaaaah we're gonna be soOoo famous but not too famous cuz we're not sellouts

No. 751391

>>751368
Make it pink, I only play the triangle if the band lets me wear pink and not be like other girls who hate other girls acting like the other girls that are just like other girls.

No. 751412

File: 1614545387692.gif (125.2 KB, 480x480, c5329178c33319e847fc75f39f4324…)

>>751368
Phenomanal! Magnifuq!

No. 751478

File: 1614552598569.jpeg (186.42 KB, 750x733, 46442C81-EC52-4E53-A35C-FBEC5B…)

I woke up at the ass crack of dawn and spontaneously wrote a complete smut fanfic.

No. 751483

>>751478
p-post it please

No. 751488

>>751483
I'm sorry… I don't have the courage… It's probably ass anyway but I'm surprised I wrote at all. Thx for your curiosity though

No. 751512


No. 751513

>>751478
At least tell us who its about.

No. 751517

File: 1614555208758.jpeg (145.63 KB, 1501x422, 3D9E1970-1CE1-4C68-98F3-FB9BDB…)

The elusive, most anonymous anon, The Blank Anon

No. 751518

>>751517
Might as well be avatarfagging

No. 751519

File: 1614555329594.jpg (38.74 KB, 750x498, EBbTSvMU4AAKceJ.jpg)


No. 751525

>>751519
Nathan Fielder

No. 751528

>>751513
Fine fine, it's Stone Ocean characters Jolyne and Foo kek… The reason I don't want to disclose here is because my writing's really bad but I put it out there anyway. Also, trying to stay anonymous

No. 751531

>>751368
You should add some shit stains to it

No. 751575

File: 1614558590959.png (1.16 MB, 750x1334, A40A768D-0A49-482F-842A-BC640D…)

lol

No. 751589

File: 1614559514228.jpeg (88.48 KB, 720x720, 6D0068EC-52A5-4024-A865-7332A9…)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmaolmaolmaolmao XDXDXDXDXD

No. 751593

>>751589
banned for emoticon use
you're going to get banned for emoticon usage

No. 751594

File: 1614560132101.jpeg (45.17 KB, 640x640, 269F8E6A-B251-476C-9148-8080A3…)

>>751593
Noooooooooooooo

No. 751600

>>751589
Me to myself

No. 751607

>>751575
poooooof

No. 751610


No. 751679

File: 1614569353445.jpeg (340.13 KB, 1200x675, C9E5876B-9B25-4823-BB8E-F6DC9B…)

Bicth Im Tired. Collect Me

No. 751680

File: 1614569374377.jpeg (77.83 KB, 749x705, EAC0DF2F-F8B6-4E84-BDE7-E3C443…)

how long can hair get?

No. 751684

>>751593
Jannies are so fucking retarded and autistic they can’t understand when people use emoticons as a joke, it’s so funny

No. 751687

>>751368
take your meds please

No. 751711

>>751680
Too long

No. 751715

>>751680
where's everyone's hair at? I feel like my length has been stuck at hip length for months but I want it to grow longer!

No. 751717

>>751715
Shoulder length. I want it to get longer but it's started falling again due to pcos aaaaaa

No. 751866

>>751715
Above shoulders but this shit grows way too quick

No. 751878

>>751715
bra strap length, I'm kind of content with it there but I'll let it grow longer

No. 751887

>>751715
mine's at mid back length but I shaved my head in 2017 so I'm super proud of having long hair for the first time since I was a child! I want it to be waist length eventually but I also really like the current length

No. 751893

>>751717
Same, kinda am thinking of just buzzing it off, my shit hairline almost gives me panic attacks looking at it

No. 751896

>>751715
I'm growing out a mullet that was like a pixie cut on top and it has been painful and awkward every step of the way, and it has FINALLY started looking cute, after a year. Glad I got out of this trend early

No. 751908

>>751887
You lucky bastard, I've tried to grow my hair since first grade until second year of college and it only grew from jaw length to "armpit length" (cursed name) so now I cut it off and it's neck length

No. 751909

File: 1614611273335.jpeg (54.84 KB, 720x822, 9987B5BD-6248-40A1-830E-4A6985…)

Bitches be like
>stwabewwy mulk uwuuwu
But they never had a drop of either strawberry milk, milk nor had a bite of strawberries in their lousy lives!
I’ve never had goulash, so from now on I will make sure all of my socials have kawaii goulashes everywhere
>gowuwulaushu

No. 751911

>>751909
no stwawberry makes me think of that fucking creepy troon cow aggy no please no

No. 751913

>>751909
this kind of copycat art is so crrinnge

No. 751919

>>751909
>But they never had a drop of either strawberry milk, milk nor had a bite of strawberries in their lousy lives

How is it possible…

No. 751922

>>751919
cuz it looks ~ kawaii ~ and thats the only thing they care about, strawberry milk is associated with cutesy cuz its pink and (at least asian) boxes do look cute

No. 751942

>>751909
Bitches be like stwabewwy milk uwuuwu ~ to remedy the scurvy and rickets caused by their ramen noodle and pocky diet

No. 751947

>>751919
i know it's retarded shit thread but this. i assume it's a joke but i dont find it funny…im confused

No. 751973

>>751947
Tbh, I don’t get it either. Strawberry milk is a weird thing to be gatekeeping.

No. 751977

>>751973
also goulash is easy to make (bet there is even a vegan version) and doesn't require any weird ingredients. Idk wtf anon is on lmfao. Now that I think it'skinda funny to see both strawberry milk and goulash presented as those obscure, exotic delicacies. But I still don't get OP

No. 752013

>>751909
>gowuwulaushu
KEK i love you anon

No. 752061

File: 1614625658477.gif (1.13 MB, 500x500, EnlightenedRareGuppy-small.gif)

Ma n'atu sole
Cchiù bello, oje ne'
'O sole mio
Sta 'nfronte a te
'O sole, 'o sole mio
Sta 'nfronte a te
Sta 'nfronte a te

No. 752077

File: 1614627516102.png (100.23 KB, 220x220, Sakura_Concept_Art.png)

>>750112
I feel like I can't really kin characters properly because my favorite characters are usually by design, and my second favorites are because I relate to their personnality. But since I love the first characters more than the secondary ones I don't really feel connected to them.

But here's Sakura who I really like never played the game lol

No. 752079

>>752077
Samefag but I gave her all staves possible in Heroes before I quit

No. 752087

File: 1614628219535.png (298.16 KB, 521x562, 1F3EB432-B6E2-4F9B-89A1-C7C909…)


No. 752089

File: 1614628500924.jpeg (124.65 KB, 1242x676, 1613001756440.jpeg)

>>752077
Why would you want to kin something properly or unironically nonny

No. 752122

File: 1614633634209.jpg (68.69 KB, 540x570, tumblr_ptz695l4vW1qejbiro1_540…)

>>752087
hey !
what are we doing today stupid people ? I burned myself tree times today !

No. 752128

>>752087
Smart big brain ultra tubular intelligent very high IQ person checking in ♥

No. 752137

>>752122
>>752128
meesa … I mean Mensa anon checking in!!!!

No. 752140

>>752137
you made me laugh out loud anon, thank you

No. 752141

File: 1614634914291.jpeg (140.53 KB, 638x960, FC9B6B6C-0B54-4A9A-8013-FECEE2…)

>>752087
Hi there! I put some alcohol near my cooch, it burns so much.

No. 752248

>>752122
I existed

No. 752375

File: 1614664724591.jpg (45.67 KB, 720x900, FB_IMG_1614651126039.jpg)

Sometimes I am just watching a random thing with a lite of men in it and I start to think how's everyone's cock
Are they hiding a big fella under those pants? Do they bend left or right? Nice, mostly even balls?
I just wanna know, not even in a sexual way most of the times

No. 752377

>>752375
Start staring at bulges when you see them anon. I'm terrible at gauging size through pants, though plus scrotes get no apparent reason boners so who knows what stage the damn thing is in

No. 752506

File: 1614695336436.png (109.8 KB, 469x253, Tumblr_mxa5pndquf1s1lku3o1_500…)

I wish I was a snowman, made up for the purpose of joy, wanted and carefully sculpted, looked at and smiled at and after week or so, when my purpose is finished, just fucking melting and leaving nothing but a puddle and than soak into earth and disappeared without a trace.

No. 752567

File: 1614701847167.jpg (27.54 KB, 720x228, d102d71cf5f32e1fde4aac92393d98…)


No. 752600

File: 1614704778810.jpg (93.55 KB, 1340x612, EvZNS1SVIAIAEnf.jpg)

I hate the thread op pic

No. 752602

>>752375
that reminds me of this Juno scene

No. 752603

File: 1614705181149.jpeg (84.96 KB, 584x427, 7C4D84B0-FE45-4D23-8BCC-C8C918…)

>>752600
You’re just mad because you can’t handle the truth.

No. 752644

File: 1614708136145.png (5.1 KB, 280x180, help.png)

I choked! Can someone hit my back pls????

No. 752663

>>752375
Im attracted to men but I dont really find penises interesting. It is the butt I find hard not to stare at.

No. 752664

File: 1614709341261.jpg (116.58 KB, 1066x1689, man-s-hand-open-palm-shows-vot…)

>>752644
careful anon!

No. 752668

File: 1614710055036.jpg (14.44 KB, 800x841, stick-man-stick-figure-clip-ar…)

>>752664
Thank you

No. 752699

File: 1614712362219.jpg (82.91 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f…)

>>752668
teleports behind you

No. 752725

I'm kind of worried shayna is going to become an hero
I don't think she's gonna be able to handle how low she's going at this point

No. 752728

File: 1614715865440.jpeg (6.82 KB, 244x207, haha.jpeg)

>>752699
oh hey doge, I almost didn't see you dere. what's up? that's a nice katana you have there haha

No. 752738

@Yakuza anon

No. 752754

>>752738
idk why but this shout out made me feel so flattered i already know about the manga, definitely checking this out

No. 752937

File: 1614731031950.png (1.12 MB, 701x745, tUw6DCY.png)

I understand history now

No. 752956

File: 1614733025996.png (62.76 KB, 1364x318, rest in piece.png)


No. 752972

I love comaeda chan and carrey chan
Keep on keeping on

No. 753084

File: 1614752071261.png (1.22 MB, 720x934, tumblr-e9ebd3cb0c39d0596faeb68…)

farmhand on the left
nonny on the right
admin in the middle

No. 753097

Everyone posting their kin lists and shit

Bit what would be your favorite cow kin list? Not what they think they are, but their actual kins

No. 753101

File: 1614755964741.png (548.27 KB, 719x715, 1613960750094.png)

Been hitting this shit pretty hard over the last month, and I gotta say, my gains have been disgusting

No. 753127

Sometimes /ot/ be feeling E M P T Y

No. 753128

File: 1614762675579.jpg (23.16 KB, 720x492, bonk.jpg)


No. 753130

>>753128
Who are you is it just you and me on this place?

No. 753133

Someone make a list of all the hall of fame anons on lolcow

No. 753135

File: 1614763117223.jpg (25.71 KB, 373x521, 1611455211367.jpg)

>>753130
I'm you from the future. Get out of here before it's too late.

No. 753201

File: 1614774127925.jpeg (56.14 KB, 439x583, D9772058-85D9-4F73-8E35-8AE098…)

Thanks gold monke

No. 753221

File: 1614776892181.jpg (38.39 KB, 750x727, 00ebf38c49155425b149b3e253b25f…)


No. 753223

File: 1614777000467.jpg (131.69 KB, 1024x920, danger dog immunity dog.jpg)

>>753201
Here's an immunity dog too

No. 753224

File: 1614777040206.jpg (51.32 KB, 320x800, immunity cat.jpg)

>>753223
And an immunity cat

No. 753226

File: 1614777115675.jpg (33.42 KB, 403x385, also a good immunity cat.jpg)

>>753224
And another immunity cat.
Now we're extra safe.

No. 753271

File: 1614786068875.jpg (44.21 KB, 588x500, 4199840183ba19bc7e2547d25331c8…)

One big thread
Full of bat bitches

No. 753274

>>753271
I love this image a lot but "nothingless void" makes no sense and it bothers mee

No. 753276

>>753274
Maybe uhh maybe because it doesn't contain anything so it doesn't contain nothing either idk I don't get it

No. 753279

>>753276
I think whoever made it was just trying to sound pessimistically deep and edgy it annoys me that they couldn't at least do it right. god I suck

No. 753293

File: 1614787655957.jpg (121.35 KB, 600x900, 8e6f628b9a1ac122fdeb6f0c91c97c…)

I
WANT
TO
Live here

No. 753297

>>753274
Probably made by alt kids who don’t pay attention in school

No. 753300

File: 1614788184408.png (241.22 KB, 983x963, 583748.png)

>>753201
thank you …

No. 753302

File: 1614788375025.jpeg (2.46 KB, 200x200, 9b3628b.jpeg)

I need to seriously decrease my internet usage. If you see me post in the next few days, do something horrible and drastic pls

No. 753325

File: 1614789703497.gif (1.45 MB, 233x291, 1595802620018.gif)

>>753302
>>if you see me post
>>anonymous site
anon….

No. 753346

>>753274
>>753279
>>753297
seems like it's making fun of edgyness imo

No. 753368

File: 1614793141632.jpeg (55.81 KB, 640x480, FF7CD65A-1929-43A1-A513-EDE220…)

kaworuma police… arrest this man

No. 753369

File: 1614793220570.jpeg (91.59 KB, 750x937, 84821122-895B-4F32-B16E-F46D04…)

the epic highs and lows of high school football

No. 753384

>>753302
Just get a job or a hobby

No. 753459

File: 1614802993196.png (Spoiler Image, 1.67 MB, 1500x750, 1612690292698.png)

>>753133
Here are some, psanon didn't deliver with the other houses' but I don't fault her

No. 753463

>>753459
I miss yandere anon. Is she in another house?

No. 753470

>>753459
We need anorectal violence anon!

No. 753480

File: 1614805148304.jpg (597.08 KB, 1920x1080, 1612550771832.jpg)

>>753470
I want AV anon to go to the Borzoi house and be the Borzoi queen moid slave

>>753463
Probably. I think maybe Komaeda house.
I remember doing a list of my suggestions for the other houses in past threads, but I don't know which one lol

No. 753488

why wont she hold my haaaaaaaaaand

No. 753490

File: 1614806490986.jpeg (97.36 KB, 300x300, 24EAE548-9EB4-4593-8B2B-C2583E…)

>>753488
aw I'll hold your hand nonny

No. 753503

>>753490
thanks i'll work on developing unnecessary feeling towards you now get ready

No. 753507

File: 1614808009300.jpg (66.6 KB, 720x712, EjQdUExX0AA--Zf.jpg)

>>753503
back atchu

No. 753538

>>753507
a yes, the about to go insane with love angle

No. 753583

File: 1614816955576.jpeg (119.6 KB, 750x599, B11C7B3F-80A1-4B35-9278-F4B8CB…)

This is my problematic ship and if you don’t like them dni you bigots! Mikurin/chowder supremacy!

No. 753610

File: 1614820604650.jpeg (112.95 KB, 700x934, 1614810567602.jpeg)

>>753583
Perfection

No. 753638

File: 1614827008288.jpeg (236.55 KB, 610x657, 9E5EA300-3CB2-42AD-A3DB-BD35C1…)

KEK

No. 753644

File: 1614827704657.jpg (34.33 KB, 473x369, 155960015_4032868046778741_758…)


No. 753646

>>753638
wish more ppl posted dumb pics like this instead of attempting to look attractive

No. 753652

File: 1614828961691.jpeg (237.37 KB, 1280x720, 7CFF80F0-2BBA-4065-A598-3A416D…)

Driving a four wheeler with your hand extended slapping a long line of scrote faces

No. 753653

File: 1614828991271.jpeg (196.88 KB, 1242x603, EE460F80-0AEF-4FB6-84AC-A49E4A…)

My BFF told me I’m beautiful and I’m extremely happy.

No. 753659

>>753646
So there's less competition?

No. 753665

>>753653
I want a bff

No. 753667

>>753659
Idgaf about competition. In contrast, I want people to chill about their appearance and laugh about our dumb human features you know?

No. 753677


No. 753691

>>753610
Hehe I love when I recognize an anon using an image I recently posted.

No. 753697

File: 1614836685541.jpeg (41.09 KB, 450x303, E192BFB8-7FD7-4139-AEF1-EC0502…)

why does the best mcdonalds food never come to the american mcdonalds
other countries get fucking mac n cheese paninis and we get their imitation of the popeyes sandwich

No. 753700

File: 1614837010071.jpg (62.12 KB, 600x700, FB_IMG_1589071773523.jpg)

>>753691
Thanks queen for the pic, it was perfect

No. 753702

File: 1614837359229.jpeg (742.88 KB, 1125x728, D6F0E770-7C05-4A76-A1A4-DC7CD9…)

>>753700
Anytime sweet polnareff anon!!

No. 753705

not me listening to phoebe bridgers and writing love letters i'll never send

bark

No. 753708

File: 1614838544345.jpg (126.11 KB, 1200x872, f5fa6b9982a02344125da20d46738a…)

what is she thinking about

No. 753709

File: 1614838637072.gif (215.68 KB, 324x243, ED7DE8F1-0FBC-4BAD-8442-9698C0…)


No. 753728

File: 1614842094768.jpg (37.15 KB, 720x606, FB_IMG_1614811452084.jpg)

I've been so horny, I feel like a cat in heat
I am getting horny at the most mundane shit
Is this how it feels to be a mood?

No. 753730

>>753728
Moid* fuck

No. 753783

>>743960
But he's a manwhore he will fuck any woman

No. 753785

>>753783
but at least he would be respecful doing so

No. 754090

File: 1614884842908.gif (9.38 MB, 416x372, 78967DCD-0DD0-4E00-A269-212538…)

all of the white anons should just get braids like this honestly kek

No. 754099

>>754090
Not everyone has hair, you privileged bitch!

No. 754105

File: 1614886492652.png (573.16 KB, 489x636, 20210304_193330.png)

>>754090
this could be us, nonnies!♥

No. 754112

Nonnie is the forbidden fruit

No. 754118

>>754090
This bitch is a sea monkey

No. 754124

>>754090
I see what you're trying to do, sinister bitch. I love it

No. 754151

File: 1614888164845.jpeg (55.69 KB, 828x669, 5CCB72D6-9AB9-49AB-804D-B0B668…)


No. 754153

File: 1614888195373.jpeg (176.35 KB, 1080x1080, 622F8916-C615-42C1-8DCB-FF6238…)


No. 754160

>>754153
Where did you get this photo of me

No. 754206

>>754153
WHAG IS A PROSHIPPER WHAT IS IT PEOPLE KEEP USING WORDS I DONT KNOW THE MEANING OF AND THEY EXPECT ME TO KNOW THEEEEMMM!!!!!!!

No. 754214

>>754206
Amazon support

No. 754216

>>754206
Uhg anon, let me explain to you how it is.
Proshippers are literally hitler, they support TW pdophilia, rpe, gre, prstitution, incst, mrder, sicde, food posnng, anrectal volence and so much more! It’s literally dngerous not to kn*w!

No. 754220

File: 1614894069425.jpeg (18.95 KB, 261x208, B9BE69B6-A31A-4266-9898-496664…)


No. 754234

File: 1614895299590.jpeg (259.18 KB, 828x593, C12CB16E-2CBC-47F3-B7EF-E61FDC…)


No. 754240


No. 754245

>>754216
Not ANORECTAL VIOLINS

No. 754251

File: 1614896362192.jpeg (25.29 KB, 560x509, 12CE98C7-BD0F-4C23-B056-278F6C…)


No. 754264

File: 1614897595988.jpeg (117.41 KB, 1121x1409, 7DF11AB2-EACB-4FF7-9C26-B7511C…)


No. 754363

File: 1614905614203.jpg (158.89 KB, 1280x737, 1280px-McD-McRib.jpg)

>>753697
americans literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

No. 754392

File: 1614908282847.jpg (248.69 KB, 1050x1119, 1614892232089.jpg)

today I'll remind them

No. 754394

>>753697
the obsession americans have with mc n cheese is so childish and disgusting

No. 754396

>>754394
>childish and disgusting
It's just food anon, but anyway mac and cheese definitely is not something Americans have an "obsession" with. I feel like an obsession with pizza is more accurate.

No. 754398

>>754394
That and bacon

No. 754400

>>754396
americans put mc n cheese over fucking everything and I see so many of them obsessing over OMG MUH MC N CHEESE SOO GOOOD ITS LIKE MY CHILDHOOD BUT BETTER etc.

No. 754402

>>754400
Imagine frying mc n cheese or putting it on bread, it's literally carbs and carbs and grease, a perfect fatness and diabetes recepy.

No. 754413

>>754402
I can make Mac n cheese on toast for about 500 cal, which is not too bad.. but admittedly that's using shitty packaged Mac n cheese because I'm not American

No. 754429

>>754394
ayrt and i very much beg to differ, carbs and dairy are my main vice and a combination of the 2 with an extra carb dollop is absolutely scrumptious sounding

No. 754433

I can’t believe all of the fucking americaboos in this thread lol. You guys are obsessed

No. 754462

>>754400
fam I live in America, in the south no less, and I have never heard of this supposed mac n cheese phenomenon

No. 754494

Shoutout to the hitchhiker thumb anons out there. You guys are creepy and freaks, but I love you!

No. 754495

File: 1614920797200.jpeg (105.24 KB, 675x1200, DD9BFD31-65E5-40AE-B232-1A9FEB…)

Let’s dance, anons.

No. 754496

>>754494
Wtf is a hitchhiker thumb

No. 754498

I have eaten the McDonald's chicken sandwich 3x now and I can't figure out why I like it as much as I do. Now it's time to cram to hell for a test…

No. 754499

File: 1614921179474.jpeg (193.53 KB, 1024x682, 9F1AD5B6-A5B7-4429-97D1-C91A00…)

>>754496
These bad boys

No. 754502

>>754495
Can we dance to this, nonny?

No. 754504

Warrior Cats RP, GO!!
I'm a orange cat named Flame of the Fire Gang and if anyone breathes near me, they will die

No. 754506

>>754502
Nonny why did you had to introduce me to this

No. 754515

>>754506
So we can jam!

No. 754523

>>754502
anon you got anymore jopping music?

No. 754525

File: 1614926972857.jpg (91.71 KB, 1242x1394, 1588108905758.jpg)

i cant stop laughing at the gigachad meme

No. 754544

>>754525
imagine lying down and his head emerges from your coochie kek

No. 754615

File: 1614941422033.jpg (74.73 KB, 556x340, IMG_20200322_191137.jpg)

How to start a date with one single step:

No. 755016

File: 1614976366854.jpg (48.9 KB, 720x960, e4e295b8e7b240a2a1aae20e044c14…)

>>754504
This is me, my name is Allan

No. 755019

>>754502
Yes please! I love that song so much, also this one.
pls be my fren

No. 755033

File: 1614977036304.png (702.28 KB, 709x721, 1583112699720 2.png)

>>754504
>>755016
Pepperoni; hater of canines and master thief of any food left unattended.

No. 755042

File: 1614978161757.jpg (328.11 KB, 1673x2160, 1588108096314.jpg)

>>754544
>why yes, my ideal sexual activity is performing cunnilingus until my partner has a mind-blowing orgasm, how could you tell?

No. 755069

File: 1614980859972.png (1.33 MB, 1888x1066, dumbass_weebs.png)

>>754502
>>754506
>>754523
>>755019
get better taste, this is earrape and your brain has melted

No. 755107

File: 1614983860053.jpg (47.3 KB, 567x424, IMG_5192.JPG)

>>755069
Being the fun police in the shitpost thread is by far the most shitpost of them all. I commend you on following the theme!

No. 755141

File: 1614987640373.png (294.34 KB, 640x640, 26194c00e9e3cb6b02c357cae56df4…)

Feel like pure shit just want anorectal violence anon back

No. 755145

>>755141
He'll be back. He's just like herpes.

No. 755155

File: 1614988839465.jpeg (63.47 KB, 828x431, E2F6A7ED-BE3E-4C24-878A-C95DA3…)


No. 755204

>>755141
i wonder wtf his deal is. like who hurt his bootyhole?

No. 755235

File: 1614997120826.png (636.96 KB, 500x499, Ef_5DwzX0AAg8mD.png)


No. 755271

File: 1614999840322.jpg (19.87 KB, 720x671, 8b4.jpg)

The virgin you vs the CHAD ME

No. 755272

>>754499
oh fuck I actually have that. I always have fun freaking my friends out with it but I didn't even know there was an english name for it lol (I also have weird pointing fingers, they kinda get a 𐌔 shape when I completely stretch them)

No. 755342

File: 1615007418709.jpg (16.95 KB, 474x616, download.jpeg-1.jpg)

>>755016
Fuck you Allan, your face ugly. PERISH!! Lazer sounds

No. 755888

the gigachad meme scares me for some reason I can't explain why

No. 755889

>>755888
uncanny valley

No. 755919

File: 1615073568344.jpg (77.23 KB, 720x960, PicsArt_03-06-08.32.25.jpg)


No. 755964

>>755889
yeah faceapp creations that look human are somehow less scary than him and that's saying shit

No. 756112

>>755919
nooo please don't cry
>>755342
fuck you

No. 756136

i want to kiss the top of a females head. no way to word that that don't sound scrote but its the truth

No. 756266

File: 1615138844970.gif (1.52 MB, 498x373, belovedheart.gif)

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
I'M STILL JUST A FUJO GETTIN' B8

No. 756676

>>755919
Cry harder, I like that, pussy ass bitch! MEOW
>>756112
You breathed near me, so you must also vanish

No. 756864

File: 1615198219553.jpg (750.56 KB, 576x554, light.jpg)

Alright WHOMSTVE Killed my wife?

No. 756937

File: 1615213492390.jpg (154.34 KB, 1500x1125, 20170523-ladyfingers-vicky-was…)

OK ladies, gimme your fingers, I'm making tiramisu

No. 756954

File: 1615215287173.png (120.7 KB, 480x480, b23df649311586e74a8455c92eb3d7…)

I've got a staph infection ladies. Wash your hands

No. 757007

>>756954
thanks for the warning but it doesn't transmit through lolcow posts so we should be fine

No. 757016

>>757007
maybe that's just what they want you to believe, anon

i don't actually know what a staph infection is, god bless

No. 757030

File: 1615226320496.jpeg (13.88 KB, 360x450, E7329D76-F1F8-463D-8453-906B2E…)

>>756864
me bich

No. 757038

File: 1615226839974.jpg (251.97 KB, 600x500, adaw.jpg)


No. 757085

File: 1615230320524.jpg (6.09 MB, 5023x4974, pixlr_20210308160352206.jpg)

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Radfems
Driverfags
Fujoshis

There's only one right answer and I hope you all get it right

No. 757086

>>757085
marry radfems
fuck fujoshis
kill driverfags

you can't change my mind

No. 757088

File: 1615230596158.jpg (88.7 KB, 750x863, 17e989f7d649ebb57b608fabfe068d…)

>>757085
Marry radfems
Fuck driverfags
Kill fujoshis

No. 757089

File: 1615230669898.png (351.06 KB, 630x630, 11506597_0.png)

>>757085
OH MY GOD is this a lolcow moodboard? I love you, it just needs a cute black and white cow lol

No. 757091

>>757089
Shiiiiit I wish I thought of the cow while doing it because I needed some b&w filler and just grabbed whatever.
I'm too lazy too redo it even though it took like 5 min but I'll keep it in mind for next time

No. 757093

>>757085
Marry fujoshi, fuck radfems, kill driverfags

No. 757094

File: 1615231215383.jpeg (143.5 KB, 640x771, 7EE81485-2673-4BA9-BB49-23BF48…)

>>757085
Marry radfems
Fuck fujos
Kill driverfags

Beautiful mood board kek

No. 757096

File: 1615231326386.jpg (Spoiler Image, 65.75 KB, 735x736, d32827ce8593cecea2981c2c136826…)

>>757085
Marry terves, fuck driverfags, kill fujos

>mfw I am all three

No. 757098

File: 1615231374427.png (1.51 MB, 2537x2536, headful-01.png)

>>757096
baby i love you already…

No. 757099

>>757085
marry driverfags, my girls
fuck radfems
kill fujos - i am sorry, you just mean the least to me girls, you rock tho

No. 757105

File: 1615232114755.jpg (25.3 KB, 720x690, FB_IMG_1614656994451.jpg)

>>757098
Love you too, nonnie!

No. 757111

File: 1615232495357.jpg (35.5 KB, 750x742, 1614282861111.jpg)

>>757085
fuck driverfags
Marry Radfems
Kill Fujoshits

No. 757119

File: 1615232841395.png (1.19 MB, 1200x1356, 1615175218060.png)


No. 757120

File: 1615232950424.png (251.29 KB, 1029x673, 1615179905022.png)


No. 757122

File: 1615233082068.jpg (47.64 KB, 640x640, EOwPIY5W4AAxPeA.jpg)


No. 757126

File: 1615233384627.png (916.08 KB, 1280x720, 1615213377825.png)

>>757120
I didn't know Iris hated ice types because they're weak to dragon and I think that's neat

No. 757127

File: 1615233439180.jpg (10.01 KB, 320x180, mqdefault.jpg)

>>757105
sorry to disrupt but I'm french and hungry !

No. 757128

I'm hungry but too lazy to go eat

No. 757129

>>757127
Never mind, I'm not hungry anymore

No. 757137

>>757129
frogs actually taste just like chicken

No. 757143

>>757137
Do they? What about the texture?
Would it be more sustainable to eat frogs or chickens? I mean the chickens use more space and water etc but they also have way more meat

No. 757147

>>757137
So eat chicken, wtf

No. 757157

>>757127
This is why you French are known as frogs. You are what you eat.

No. 757158

Fuck I love lentils

No. 757159

File: 1615236866712.jpg (109.51 KB, 828x826, c8d1b20.jpg)

>>757111
>>757099
>>757094
>>757086
>>757088
>>757093
Nobody killed the radfems. Based

No. 757162

File: 1615237113835.jpeg (67.18 KB, 567x567, A56FCD1E-358E-449B-B245-858D18…)

>>757085
Ask them all politely to never contact me.

No. 757164

>>757127
Why is french food known to as classy and posh when they cook things I can find in my back garden

No. 757165

File: 1615237463181.jpg (23.68 KB, 500x350, f8f256718f21bd97ac423757638f9f…)

>>757162
Booooo

>>757164
Because it was being compared to british and german food

No. 757171

>>757165
is german food that bad??

No. 757173

>>757171
I would like to know too. Most of the German food I've seen (on the internet) looked yummy

No. 757174

>>757164
I'm a burgerfag and I literally have no idea what French people eat other than snails frogs and bread. Probably they just eat cigarettes and used paper towels

No. 757178

Why is this in my head??? Why can't I stop watching??

No. 757182

>>757171
>>757173
I like how no one questioned the british kek

No. 757188

>>757182
Someone on here described British food as being shit a child makes when you leave them alone in the kitchen, and I loved that comparison

No. 757196

File: 1615239249865.gif (523.14 KB, 245x184, 99049D91-7399-450F-9CD2-AF499E…)

>>757182
I mostly imagine mush when someone mentions British food.

No. 757226

>>757182
>>757165
we all know british food is just some rubbery knick knacks mixed in with flour and turned into mush then baked until they lose all flavor, then mixed with lard/oils and left outside for 3 days where a cat barfs on top of it, then heated on a pan with a sad piece of months old boiled sausage served lukewarm and they call it "humpinton's dingdong pie"

No. 757228

>>757226
holy shit anon lmaoooo

No. 757234

File: 1615242873634.png (1.27 MB, 600x900, 937027.png)

wtf is this what weebs like

No. 757235

>>757234
Please don't tell me this is a real figure

No. 757236


No. 757256

>>757234
I love her

No. 757293

>>757256
Right? She’s living her best life

No. 757339

Pussy like girls, damn is my pussy gay?

No. 757364

File: 1615257269027.jpeg (91.53 KB, 750x1025, F2490CAD-E832-4363-94C5-0F0A68…)


No. 757375

>>757364
…is that Joji? Jesus, dude needs to slow down on the drugs and alcohol

No. 757377

>>757375
Nta but that's clearly not him, but i have no idea who this ugly mf is ngl

No. 757393

Please someone do something funny idk I'm fucking bored please

No. 757394

>>757085
They ALL Must Die

No. 757397

>>757393
farts haha

No. 757398

>>757393
Play AIdungeon and fuck your favorites

No. 757403

File: 1615262117680.jpeg (46.55 KB, 1242x202, 5AB47941-3332-4EDD-8869-E44B48…)

>>757393
I can’t stop laughing at this particular AI dungeon moment that some anon posted.

No. 757413

>>757403
This is amazing
Where's ADxCH anon? >>742398
i hope she's having a very pleasant evening.
I also would suggest changing CH to Channing Tatum because of his IRL chemistry with AD.

No. 757428

>>757174
to be fair, almost nobody eats snails and frogs in France anymore

No. 757443

File: 1615271103488.jpg (46.53 KB, 720x792, 158617937_4077158095649497_662…)

hehe hihi hoho

No. 757515

>>757428
my french bf's dad would just pick up a slug from his garden and consume, brb i'm about to barf

No. 757606

>>757515
those carry plenty of diseases afaik, congrats

No. 757634

>>757606
i used to let those roam on my face as a child. ew

No. 757717

I'm craving alfredo pizza so bad it's making my coochie hurt

No. 757720

>>757634
no wonder you're in the retarded shitpost thread now

No. 757722

>>757606
I'm pretty sure he prepared and cooked it before he ate it. Or…?

No. 757732

>>757606
>>757722
he prepares them but apparently still ends up with food poisoning every now and then because you cant control what these wild bastards eat. at least when you get some in the restaurant / store, their diet is strictly monitored by a breeder (I still wouldnt eat one though)… IDK maybe a joy of catching your own meal in your backyard is worth it lmao

No. 757749

File: 1615317688072.jpg (108.16 KB, 874x581, 1615237806248.jpg)

LA CHACHI PIRULI REQUETEGUAY DEL AYAYAY

ULTRAMEGACHUPI FRUCHIGUACHIPUNCHI

No. 757762

File: 1615318689837.png (Spoiler Image, 62.09 KB, 103x294, fridge.PNG)

Why is childish gambino build like this

No. 757773

>>757762
>>757762
why is this how i see myself also

No. 757776

>>757761
>>757762

he looks so hot in that video lol

No. 757779

File: 1615320283855.png (824.74 KB, 1170x1170, YouTube_ChildishGambino.png)

>>757773
I'm sorry anon
>>757776
Idk anon. Childish Gambino can be hot, but every since that video he's been looking mildly homeless.

No. 757785

>>757779
Idk he looks real good for me in that shot lol I like him better than without the beard, but I'm a beard loving girl

No. 757786

File: 1615320481792.jpg (93.99 KB, 630x1200, MV5BNzUxNTU5ODkxNl5BMl5BanBnXk…)

>>757779
Samefag, I know he's older now, but why can't he just go back to this

No. 757787

>>757786
Yes. That's a nice pic!

No. 757790

>>757779
He was all skinnyfat in that video it doesn't work for him

No. 757804

File: 1615321119104.jpg (17.48 KB, 500x355, ed8fa578de2f833bb18e26270cedfa…)

I've wanted a piece of aerogel since I was 12 I don't know what I would do with it I just want to hold it up all day

No. 757812

>>757804
buy it today

No. 757814

>>757804
Can we chew on it, briefly?

No. 757842

>>757143
yeah pretty much texture and taste, its not as bad as people think, maybe someday it could serve as a source of food.

No. 757871

File: 1615326087027.jpg (7.46 MB, 5023x4974, pixlr_20210309084359144.jpg)

Fuck, Marry, Kill II

Neetlita/Roomate anon
Mr. Anorectal Violence
Discharge Comaeda-chan

No. 757882

>>757871
Kill AV-chan
Fuck Neetlita (ew)
Marry Discharge-komaeda-coma-chan. Love the moodboard btw

No. 757898

File: 1615328030110.jpg (594.73 KB, 1024x683, singingcat1.jpg)

What song is this cat singing, anons?

No. 757899

>>757898
I'm getting "It's Raining Men" vibes.

No. 757901

>>757898
Is it corny to say I Will Always Love You? He looks very emotional

No. 757902

>>757898
He's lamenting the loss of his cat gf and singing rancheras

No. 757904

>>757871
fuck neetlita marry anorectal violence (at least he'd never ask me to do anal) kill komaeda discharge chan (sorry)

No. 757905

>>757898
Surely it's belting the 'ah-eee' part of the Trololo song

No. 757907

>>757904
>at least he'd never ask me to do anal
Anon, idk how to tell you this, but anorectal violence man likes anal too. He was literally rating pornstars bootyholes

No. 757915

>>757882
I second this. You know neetlita would sperg for hours how you wanted to fuck her bf and not her kek

No. 757931

>>757871
For me:

Fuck AV kun (peg him)
Kill neetlita
Marry Komaeda discharge anon, she's kinda kooky but I bet she's kind enough

No. 757958

File: 1615333094197.png (99.98 KB, 415x431, why.png)

I swear to god all zoomers are mentally ill spergs and larpers, get a fucking personality you little fucking bitches

No. 757961

>>757898
it's saying mmmmnnnYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASssssss in a manly voice

No. 757965

>>757958
and you just know the makers of these are all fat white ftm "gays"

No. 757968

I wouldst just liketh to cleareth something up regarding the dilations being madeth about me by some of the filly members of this covent.
The dilations regarding mine own so hath called behaviour art untrue and marvellous venomous. To the accusers (thee knoweth who thou art kitten), a few points for thine consideration:

1) Aye, i wast bespeaking for feet pics within dms, i shall admiteth to yond. Apparently this can fadge as unseasonable for some. So i reluctantly apologizeth for yond.

2) the feet pictures i wast attempting to accumulate from this group wast straitly for artistic purposes and non-sexual within courage. Ever hath heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well mine most humble apology to breaketh 't to thee.

3) i hath nigh never taken screenshots of the feet that hath been embassaged to me and/or embassaged these pics to other people

4) nay, i hath not been making threats to those who is't chooseth to ignore mine own messages and cousin requests. Telling someone who is't hast clearly wrong'd me that thither shalt be consequences for their actions is not a so called threat. I bethink it to be a life lesson per se. Learneth the difference then report backeth to me. I shall beest hither abiding for an apology!

5) and finally, as thou can survey, i didst not tag any of the filly members who is't grieved me in this message, as doing so would'st not yield with mine ethics, yet i shalt evermore homage one's verdict to hath their owneth so hath termed opinion nay matter how misguided't may beest.

as thou can warrant, mine interests lay mainly in the high arts and i can oath thee yond if 't be true and at which hour thee doth decideth to grise down off thine fucking throne and accepteth mine own humble cousin requests (feet pics or not) at the very least thou shall wilt up having a very honest and knowledgeable cousin. Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the covent.

No. 758029

>>757968
good for you but I ain't reading all that shit

No. 758032

File: 1615338795693.jpg (304.5 KB, 1600x1065, IMG_6070_1_2_3_tonemapped.jpg)

Please mind the dust, cough what can I get you?

No. 758035

>>758032
Is this where I think it is?

No. 758037

Just had the best mushroom soup I've ever had… I need a gallon of this shit to go

No. 758040

>>757898
This song.

No. 758043

>>758035
What ma'am?

No. 758044

>>758037
where did you get it?

No. 758049

File: 1615341158860.jpeg (151.08 KB, 641x680, 64B01E6C-1A82-49B5-9BCA-3C86F2…)

I love you ladies I love youuu

No. 758052

>>758044
some local "healthy" eatery place where im visiting… idr the name, it was used as the main garnish for these potstickers I had

they said it's made of shiitake, crimini, and oyster mushrooms apparently. I want an entire gallon but I can't drive on a roadtrip home with an entire thing of soup lmao

No. 758058

>>758049
LFMAO this fucking image anon

No. 758059

>>758058
I just picked randomly from my saves also I love you

No. 758062

>>758059
luv u too

No. 758066

File: 1615342009020.jpeg (50.22 KB, 1000x665, CC87B2CA-9EED-4C66-9855-48E56D…)


No. 758075


No. 758081

>>758044
Found it on Google, I looked up "abandoned restaurants dinning room" lol

No. 758249

File: 1615365186706.png (206.81 KB, 400x374, 66801F50-E923-4244-8ED4-181E8E…)


No. 758259

all my fellow ladies who consistently only view lc by /catalog are queens

No. 758267

File: 1615371186772.jpeg (217.98 KB, 616x585, 7092B8AA-58AF-4617-B9D5-E9ABF8…)

>>742396
This person is a fucking retard. Sorry I just have to get that off my chest.

No. 758269

>>758249
Pervasive autism

No. 758274

File: 1615373076496.jpg (65.08 KB, 640x853, stupidass bnha meme -_-.jpg)

i'm gonna get donuts tomorrow morning i cant sleep this is the highlight of my week

No. 758281

>>758259
Thx babes

No. 758288

File: 1615376362495.gif (843.24 KB, 240x135, AcrobaticPoliteEquestrian-max-…)

>>757812
I will buy it one day I'm still but a college student
>>757814
I don't think you should, it's like glass

No. 758302

>>758049
KEK this actually made me giggle out loud anon, thanks for that pic

No. 758340

I’ve been living in Ikea for the past month because my moms boyfriend didn’t want me living with them any more so they left me there. I’ve been eating their meatballs and sleeping on a different mattress everyday. I honestly can’t complain about living here other than security keeps on chasing me through their maze of a store. I think it’s time for me to move on and I can’t wait for the next chapter of my life on the moon. I think I’m gonna build an Ikea there and y’all retards are more than welcome to stay. Stay blessed apes!

No. 758351

EVERYBODY JUMP

No. 758360

File: 1615389453183.jpg (131.07 KB, 1329x950, dissonant.jpg)

>>758340
anon I beg you get on oprah this very instant and tell us your full story… i am beyond inspired

No. 758417

TOMATO SOUP AND MUSHROOM SOUP ARE THE ONLY VALID SOUPS.

honourable mention to alphabet soup tho

No. 758422

File: 1615396776916.jpeg (48.64 KB, 800x533, C48F36A4-25F8-4212-9811-63C98E…)

>>758417
WOOOO SHOUT OUT TO ALPHABET SOUP
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 758426

File: 1615396883640.jpeg (76.82 KB, 686x476, CD9A5573-E096-4842-BC11-2F176E…)

>>758417
No chicken noodle? With a soda on the side? You will be dealt with, swiftly.

No. 758429

>>758417
When I eat alphabet soup I get so sentimental thinking about how nice it was of someone to invent letter shaped pasta to put in soup to help children learn letters in a fun way. What a nice person
>>758351
You know that song "when I say jump - JUMP", I was playing skyrim riding a horse one day and my friend was beside me and she sang that song and just as she said the first "jump", I clicked space, and my horse jumped right at the second "jump". If god isn't real then how come the timing was so perfect? Atheists btfo

No. 758441

>>758417
>tomato soup
>mushroom soup
>valid

Mods, please ban this poster. They are clearly underage

No. 758456

File: 1615399109780.png (162.88 KB, 340x290, dghz.png)

I added sooo much cheese to my pasta it's so good

No. 758459

>>758441
>she doesn’t like mushroom soup
How does it feel like to be at the wrong side of history?

No. 758465

File: 1615400601809.jpg (69.22 KB, 500x625, 415d9c6d51cbf007f28ea2a328ba9f…)

ALL SOUPS ARE VALID

EGG DROP SOUP
HEARTS OF PALM WITH CREAM SOUP
CHEDDAR BROCCOLI SOUP
TOMATO SOUP
MUSHROOM SOUP
VEGETABLE SOUP
MISO SOUP
CHICKEN SOUP
ANY NOODLE SOUP
LENTIL SOUP
CURRY SOUP
RICE SOUP
SOUP WITH OATS

STOP SOUP HATE

No. 758466

>>758465
Finally, a good fucking post

No. 758468

>>758466
Imagine not liking most foods

This meme was made by adult palate gang

No. 758508

>>758267
which thread?

No. 758551

File: 1615407631116.jpg (6.4 MB, 4926x5073, pixlr_20210310171913603.jpg)

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Carrey-chan
Finnanon
Samantha Prater

sorry I just love making these

No. 758553

>>758551
Marry Carreychan, although I don't think she has space in her heart for anyone but that man
Fuck Samantha
Kill Finnanon (I'm sorry. I would say why I choose to kill her, but I think it's too mean)

No. 758563

>>758553
I second this, but I just don't care for Finnanon

No. 758568

>>758553
>>758563
I think finnanon would be a good fuck but I don't wanna kill Sam or Carrey chan

Maybe I'll kill Sam but I'd feel super mean doing so

No. 758570

File: 1615408419010.png (729.67 KB, 1366x627, hmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMnnnnh.png)

>>758551
why'd you get rid of tranny janny

No. 758571

>>758561
I read that as JIM CARREY whoops, idk I don’t wanna kill any anons

No. 758572

>>758570
Sorry! I realized tooate that I had 4 characters and that doesn't work for the FMK game
I'll do one for Tranny Janny tomorrow, fret not

No. 758573

>>758572
*Too late fuck me and my grubby fingers

No. 758575

>>758561
I read that as JIM CARREY whoops, idk I don’t wanna kill any anons

No. 758576

We all truly are retarded here wow

No. 758579

>>758576
Made me cackle irl cause I was thinking how messy this thread got in like 5 minutes

No. 758609

File: 1615411526113.png (152.3 KB, 360x270, RESET2.png)

no
NO!
jerk
Die!
Loser
RESET
Freak
Creep
no way
Leave!
No way!
shut up
go away
Pinhead
Dirtbag
Scumbag
Shut up!
Go away!
butthead
Bite me!
U R ugly
groundhog
You stink
I + reset
You suck!
I hate you
Moles suck
Who cares?

No. 758612

File: 1615411648075.png (149.7 KB, 360x270, RESET.png)

no
NO!
jerk
Die!
Loser
RESET
Freak
Creep
no way
Leave!
No way!
shut up
go away
Pinhead
Dirtbag
Scumbag
Shut up!
Go away!
butthead
Bite me!
U R ugly
groundhog
You stink
I + reset
You suck!
I hate you
Moles suck
Who cares?

No. 758615

File: 1615411771774.jpg (215.51 KB, 600x646, RESET3.jpg)

no
NO!
jerk
Die!
Loser
RESET
Freak
Creep
no way
Leave!
No way!
shut up
go away
Pinhead
Dirtbag
Scumbag
Shut up!
Go away!
butthead
Bite me!
U R ugly
groundhog
You stink
I + reset
You suck!
I hate you
Moles suck
Who cares?

No. 758617

File: 1615411880550.jpg (193.26 KB, 1500x1500, RESET4.jpg)

no
NO!
jerk
Die!
Loser
RESET
Freak
Creep
no way
Leave!
No way!
shut up
go away
Pinhead
Dirtbag
Scumbag
Shut up!
Go away!
butthead
Bite me!
U R ugly
groundhog
You stink
I + reset
You suck!
I hate you
Moles suck
Who cares?

No. 758620

File: 1615411983238.png (192.52 KB, 750x650, RESET5.png)

no
NO!
jerk
Die!
Loser
RESET
Freak
Creep
no way
Leave!
No way!
shut up
go away
Pinhead
Dirtbag
Scumbag
Shut up!
Go away!
butthead
Bite me!
U R ugly
groundhog
You stink
I + reset
You suck!
I hate you
Moles suck
Who cares?

No. 758621

File: 1615412074420.jpg (151.28 KB, 1280x720, RESET6.jpg)

no
NO!
jerk
Die!
Loser
RESET
Freak
Creep
no way
Leave!
No way!
shut up
go away
Pinhead
Dirtbag
Scumbag
Shut up!
Go away!
butthead
Bite me!
U R ugly
groundhog
You stink
I + reset
You suck!
I hate you
Moles suck
Who cares?

No. 758622

File: 1615412186513.jpg (38.69 KB, 400x240, RESET7.jpg)

no
NO!
jerk
Die!
Loser
RESET
Freak
Creep
no way
Leave!
No way!
shut up
go away
Pinhead
Dirtbag
Scumbag
Shut up!
Go away!
butthead
Bite me!
U R ugly
groundhog
You stink
I + reset
You suck!
I hate you
Moles suck
Who cares?

No. 758641

File: 1615413099658.png (32.6 KB, 220x210, comfy.png)

No one can see me in my nike hat and sunglasses

No. 758643

>>758641
Joe from the hit Netflix series be likeeeee

No. 758645

>>758643
Oh wait I forgot to name the series

No. 758647

>>758643
I just picture myself like the kid from Big Daddy tbqh

No. 758686

>>758645
Dan from Gossip Girl Gone Wild

No. 758762

File: 1615420825049.jpg (57.82 KB, 734x510, 9cc86755eb3652c7734b5861c24884…)

Ladies I saw this guy and he was so cute… I work for this company and the accountant left for the day so I had to attend him and holy shit I'm infatuated!!! send help! He looks so idk… cute wtf help but yeah, rich guy super cute lol yehh not in a million years

No. 758766

File: 1615421316062.gif (224.04 KB, 400x400, AEC84060-23BE-4F0C-9A12-7690F0…)

Gimme kith

No. 758773

File: 1615421614068.jpg (62.27 KB, 400x372, 53513046.jpg)

>>758766
anon pls

No. 758826

File: 1615426691283.jpeg (79 KB, 540x777, 1BE32E47-ABCE-423C-8DF7-5433D0…)

Chivalry isn't dead!

No. 758830

>>758826
This is what a 21st century warrior looks like. Amazing

No. 758837

>>758826
Looks so much like a posed hot toys doll
Although the Hannibal one doesn't have such a great head sculpt imo

No. 758858

it's live music time ladies, alcohol is sweeping through my bloodstream and it's a relatively quiet venue except for the musicians themselves
hoping for good things wooooo

No. 758874

File: 1615431380154.jpeg (194.03 KB, 750x896, 34152BBE-2F2A-4E33-A905-9D6420…)

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No. 758879

>>758874
He’s gorgeous anon, damn he’s an honorary woman if he looks that beautiful

No. 758881

>>758874
Don't be fucking selfish. Give us the name

No. 758883


No. 758886


No. 758887

File: 1615432469020.jpeg (54.37 KB, 742x318, 2CE7BD4F-875A-45EC-BA57-B69E5F…)


No. 758889

>>758879
>honorary woman
Don't get ahead of yourself, we can't even see his face.

No. 758897

File: 1615433377399.jpg (32.66 KB, 800x450, jokesonyou.jpg)


No. 758903

>>758881
>>758879
>>758883
https://twitter.com/hakanadalii
google reverse image search perseveres

No. 758904

File: 1615434102507.jpg (123.69 KB, 1192x720, PicsArt_03-11-12.41.12.jpg)


No. 758905

File: 1615434109479.jpeg (455.05 KB, 1536x2048, 5599AE18-CCF4-4B10-9CCD-6CCE6B…)


No. 758913

>>751680
My hair was "classic length" a few years ago. People would constantly ask if it's my real hair and I had to put it in a bun while on the shitter. Fun hair to style but gets too warm.

No. 758914

File: 1615434935029.jpg (22.24 KB, 600x315, C87xx6T.jpg)


No. 758923

>>758905
i read a considerable amount of his tweets and can confirm that himbo's head is completely empty.

No. 758924

File: 1615435753663.jpeg (52 KB, 500x527, myers-57d22378b1fa3.jpeg)

Dont mind me.

No. 758938

Why won’t god let me take a fat shit already

I’m sick of this tiny poop diarrhea nonsense every hour

Just let me cleanse myself I want to be free
I feel so bloated and fat and full of poopies

No. 758948

>>758938
coffee

No. 758954

File: 1615441076034.jpg (476.72 KB, 1079x1067, SmartSelect_20210311-003644_In…)


No. 758975

>>758274
Can i feed you donuts madam

No. 758985

File: 1615446852118.jpeg (760.55 KB, 1125x817, E0E741B2-619C-42C7-9B97-C0076C…)


No. 759013

File: 1615450584908.png (1.06 MB, 742x748, suiginttt.PNG)

>>758975
i never ended up getting donuts.. i had a nice espresso though.. it still wasn't donuts…

No. 759019

File: 1615451395659.jpg (35.83 KB, 640x359, 67c15815d759afa4792979c66a1556…)

>>759013
I was also "promised" donuts yesterday and also didn't get them
So I feel your pain very much
I wanted a cookies and cream donut so badly

No. 759025

>>758923
perfectly balanced, as all things should be

No. 759347

File: 1615493693806.jpg (13.61 KB, 648x648, FB_IMG_1615450406410.jpg)

Wish this was me with my chosen person

No. 759351

>>759347
Is this why it takes flight attendants so long to get me a ginger ale refill?!

No. 759354

File: 1615494039895.jpg (11.67 KB, 648x648, FB_IMG_1615450420274.jpg)

>>759351
Those are mormon missionaries, but you know what? Yes, this is exactly the reason why.

No. 759362

File: 1615494356888.jpg (36.87 KB, 660x716, 1549225315785.jpg)

why does everyone know what to say except for me

No. 759363

>>759362
We all are just bullshitting through it too

No. 759371

File: 1615494875960.jpg (102.19 KB, 605x594, IMG_20210311_213439.jpg)

>>759363
why does everyone know how to bullshit except for me

No. 759373

>>759371
Just talk, you can do it, anon! Just believe in yourself and talk out of your ass!

No. 759374

>>759371
Believe the lie you're selling babeyyy

No. 759389

File: 1615497165813.gif (1.31 MB, 726x448, 5C68328D-0F7C-48A0-978B-8257A7…)

POV: you are in hell

No. 759392

>>759373
>>759374
aw thanks anons that's sweet I didn't expect any answers basides "autism lol"

No. 759394

>>759392
It's ok b!!

No. 759403

File: 1615498775804.jpg (175.95 KB, 1100x600, 5fe33d314607019184684ced82df3d…)

I wasted so much time making characters in black desert online, I don't even play the game I just make the characters, and oh my god this hashashin class is so handsome and his model is so well made I am convinced they made this for women to look at to make up for all the other 9000 pretty female classes and 5 ugly male ones. Thank you thank you thank you I love him I love his outfits I love his beautiful muscles and skin, is this how scrotes feel

No. 759411

>>759403
Damn, makes me want to play BOE again

No. 759424

i hate googling racist things. sound like an sjw if i complain about it.

No. 759436

>>759424
then don't google them? lol

No. 759438

troongina

(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 759441

File: 1615504556704.jpg (176.01 KB, 1080x1092, 20210312_011438.jpg)

Fatty watty boom boom bing bang bing bong dun dun du duu where the hell my lunch went ding dong bing bang dun dun du duuu

No. 759443

>>759424
Me, on the blue moon when I go on 4chan, having to Google a new slur bc I've never heard before.

No. 759451

CAN YOU FEEL MY HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAART

No. 759461

>>759451
Yes
dudum dudum

No. 759473

File: 1615508518529.png (1.06 MB, 734x1100, 86907f2e385111967776d24b11c204…)

>>759451
Ur beta blockers mlady

No. 759529

File: 1615513786556.png (3.31 MB, 750x1334, 7F2B9560-8F7B-41DA-86F2-646BF6…)

Be honest. This you?

No. 759530

>>759529
The new Gucci movie looks amazing

No. 759532

File: 1615514060048.jpg (112.23 KB, 680x620, sus.jpg)


No. 759550

>>759532
Driver anons vs Jerma anons

No. 759555

>>759550
Still no idea who jerma is like yes youtuber but where tf did the fans appear, i had never seen or heard of him before now

No. 759560

>>759555
I have no idea either
I must not be as hip as the zoomers

No. 759573

>>759550
I legit wanna know who neutral anons think is cuter
I can't vote cause I am biased

No. 759578

>>759573
I think jerma is more conventional and basically hotter but i am a driverfag also so

No. 759581

>>759573
Honestly? I think they're both on the same level of attractiveness/unattractiveness. Neither of them are my cup of tea tbh. Jerma's mouth is what throws his face off for me

No. 759583

File: 1615518894973.jpeg (35.35 KB, 526x378, EDmTgdcW4AE6wUU.jpeg)

>>759578
How did you know my bias wasn't towards jerma??
I think you are right but that >>759532 meme of him scares me

>>759581
Thanks for your neutral insight nonny

No. 759586

>>759573
I can’t tell they’re both goofy looking. But Jerma is in a more white dude villain kinda way.

No. 759597

File: 1615519841747.gif (1.97 MB, 500x265, bread.gif)

>>759019
i'm sorry anon if it makes you feel any better i wasn't even gonna get gourmet donuts, just the plain factory ones…

No. 759598

>>759586
Not looking evil is a good start

No. 759599


No. 759600

File: 1615520416716.jpg (55.97 KB, 500x500, 32d374a826f1d23ef3cafbd4c06ec8…)

>>759597
aw this warmed my heart for some reason. I guess the combination of the gif and the fact that you were trying to console me
you a cutie, hope you get your donuts soon, factory or gourmet

No. 759601

File: 1615520503226.jpg (24.76 KB, 500x268, 20210121_161851.jpg)

>>759583
Telepathy

No. 759607

File: 1615520971192.gif (1.57 MB, 427x240, 03179565ad5a68549d8932cc4f2b97…)

>>759601
Forcebond

No. 759646

File: 1615527858220.png (615.49 KB, 1618x726, mammals.png)


No. 759936

File: 1615575205215.jpg (121.49 KB, 1000x563, intro-1571241519.jpg)

>"You know Batman there are only two types of people in the world; The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe"
>"Well, Batman, I'm a put on-a-show kind of guy"

No. 759943

Got banned for reddit spacing. Whatever the fuck that is. I’ve never even used reddit.

I separate my thoughts by paragraph like a college-educated person, sorry sweaty

No. 759947

>>759943
A single sentence is not a paragraph nonny

No. 759949

>>759943
Anon, do you know what a paragraph is?

No. 759959

>>759936
oh my god, I love this Godney and Jocker crossover so much. I need more of this shit in my life lmfao

No. 759962

>>759943
And we see you're doing it again in orher threads kek

No. 759968

>>759598
looking evil can be hot, I just don't find jerma hot

No. 759970

>>759968
Oh no I agree I like Kylo Ren lmao but there's something about looking like an unironic Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor that is just unappealing to me

No. 759981

File: 1615580763610.jpg (1.5 MB, 4032x3024, 20210309_174306.jpg)

Dox ur pets

No. 759984

File: 1615581066963.jpg (59.32 KB, 729x650, IMG_20201223_165612648~3.jpg)


No. 759985

>>759981
Oh my god i'm so glad this isn't gore. Thx for the eye bleach anon

No. 759986


No. 759990

>>759984
New reaction pic just dropped

No. 759992

File: 1615582003600.jpeg (127 KB, 1024x767, 28314624-7162-42D0-AF50-043285…)

I baked cinnamon rolls and while I was sleeping my nephew ate all of the ones left over and left me 1. It was the tiny one from the end. Out of a batch of 15 rolls I got 2 and he got 7. He ate 6 of them in one day. He is heating another one right now and I am stealing it for the principle.

No. 759993

>>759992
Teach that little brat a lesson, nonnie

No. 760020

File: 1615585471575.jpg (84.51 KB, 1108x1477, 6550.jpg)


No. 760050

>>760020
Very powerful image

No. 760177

RELEASE THE MONKEYS

No. 760208

I feel like we're all friends here. well many of us except the ones who are not you know. I'm lonely I wish we could all be frineds

No. 760210

File: 1615599373742.png (129.03 KB, 270x200, 89473240324632064832065.png)

>>760177
I unironically dig this, thank you for monke power

No. 760213

File: 1615599469436.jpg (15.23 KB, 356x360, f57c0025e65dc4719396c297b05b89…)

>>760208
I hope you consider me a friend despite my preference for ugly moids nonny

No. 760216

>>760213
U are my bestest friend.

No. 760220

I need some good dick in my life and probably some handsome and tall man attached to it

No. 760229

>>760213
it's okay nonnie I also have shit taste in moids

No. 760235

File: 1615600415962.png (193.91 KB, 500x638, 1575458406763.png)

>>760208
if i'm being honest i'd probably hate most of you irl sorry

No. 760240

>>760208
Not really, I (would) hate everyone here.

No. 760255

File: 1615602803495.jpeg (60.88 KB, 674x669, 22FAD802-CDD4-4EB8-98A2-C26065…)


No. 760256

>>760255
Why is "your opinion" at the bottom of the picture and in the trash?

No. 760258

>>760208
You’ll feel that way until someone bullies you in the discord chat.

No. 760276

File: 1615605962670.gif (5.08 MB, 640x640, 35365635353.gif)

Why do girls asking you if the acid has hit always look like this?

No. 760291

>>760276
I love this gif.

No. 760319

>>760276
>>760291
we have a waifu generator thread on /m/!
>>>/m/99741

No. 760339

>>759943
NTA I'm prone to doing it too sometimes because the reply box on LC is deceptively stout. The final post is actually not gonna be so squished once posted, therefore take up far less vertical space than the preview makes you think it will. At least that is how I ended up with weird reddit spacing on here before.

No. 760368

>>760339
you can extend the size of the reply box by dragging the right bottom corner, on a computer at least. anyway "reddit spacing" is just more legible.

No. 760496

>>760368
>anyway "reddit spacing" is just more legible.
It’s literally the opposite.

No. 760557

File: 1615652697839.jpeg (678.16 KB, 1200x1200, DCFED1DC-3CA9-42F4-B9BD-E3CF3B…)

I'm not a huge driverfag but me x driver pretty cute ngl

No. 760560

>>760496
It's annoying when spacing is added between every line but when someone is putting a huge block of text it sure helps with legibility to break it up a little, no?

No. 760565

>>760557
we love a vain queen h-hey anon <3

No. 760573

>>760565
queen is mostly only vain about her eyes and brows and not much else, but melding yourself with someone you think is attractive out of curiosity is a confidence boost I can be your angle or your devil anon uwu

No. 760577

File: 1615654658303.gif (2.55 MB, 512x512, 1613949595313.gif)

The annoying thread and things you hate thread are the same thing. We should make them fight to death to see who will be the real 'things that irk you' thread

No. 760591

File: 1615655491807.jpg (31.85 KB, 500x417, thinkinaboutdyin.jpg)

anons I'm about to drive for the first time in months and I'm massively paranoid that I'm gonna die as god's punishment for being a lazy idiot, pls pray for me.

No. 760611

File: 1615656898092.png (519.33 KB, 687x568, baseed.PNG)

I'd like to wish all the lesbians of lolcow a very pleasant rest of your life.

I hope all moids perish

No. 760615

The fucks a "Riverbaot"?

No. 760632

Class is in session

No. 760693

File: 1615662940280.png (809.97 KB, 750x733, 2DD50AFA-4357-4E98-8764-CB2E55…)


No. 760713

>>760591
how did it go nonna

No. 760714

File: 1615664412691.jpg (87.34 KB, 960x960, 5_Mafafa.jpg)

>>760611
thank u nonnitika. i appreciate this stunning and brave meme.

No. 760753

>>760693
xd so random what's the joke?

No. 760760

>>760557
Her beauty marks are so cute

No. 760779

>>760753
Wasn't this someone's post, they threw a cat plushie around dipped in milk and suckled on it

No. 760956

File: 1615686964405.jpeg (129.33 KB, 500x548, AAC94B6A-8D5F-4B5D-B830-B384DF…)

>>760779
I wasn't expecting that. my respects

No. 760964

Big board backs>>>>>>>>>>>>ass

No. 760971

File: 1615688023291.jpeg (2.12 KB, 225x225, images (1).jpeg)

>>760964
Yo!! This anon fucks boards!! Boardfuxker!!

No. 760972

File: 1615688064840.jpeg (339.17 KB, 1440x1080, B88ADA47-C642-43F7-8752-3D6199…)

The few times I’ve checked this website over the last few days I’ve seen CP and gore. A good sign I should stop coming here altogether

No. 760975

File: 1615688191149.jpg (549.42 KB, 1080x1714, PicsArt_03-14-04.16.03.jpg)

>>760964
Does he make u horny

No. 760977

File: 1615688321161.jpeg (49.83 KB, 558x584, 35FDA417-D66D-4BE7-A718-07DDD7…)

>>760971
she fuck imageboards? i'm ready

No. 760980

>>760977
Maybe chess boards even, Gambit Queen realness

No. 760982

File: 1615688693360.png (670.17 KB, 531x871, bgbgf.png)

>>760235
im not sorry, i would too

No. 760985

File: 1615689051304.jpeg (80.29 KB, 933x933, 8782FB8F-D0AC-40BA-8B8C-C7B3E5…)

>>760975
Mmmm nnnyes

No. 760989

File: 1615689496404.jpg (74.58 KB, 474x675, guess who.jpg)

The yin to Get outs yang

No. 760991

>>760985
He is single!!!

No. 761066

File: 1615702147824.jpg (49.72 KB, 562x750, sink-cats.jpg)

tag yourself i'm the one winking

No. 761070

>>761066
I'm the one on the counter

No. 761075

>>761066
The orz bottle

No. 761077

>>761066
I'm the cat that took this picture meow

No. 761078

>>761066
I'm not cute enough to be in this picture. I mean, I'm cute, but I'm not tiny sink kitty in a kitty pile cute. Nothing comes close to that cute, d'awwwww

No. 761100

>>761066
the wizard cat appears, how do they react ??? quick he is going to cast a spell !

No. 761102

>>761066
the cat hiding in the cabinet underneath

No. 761103

>>761100
Please teach me wizard cat

No. 761104


No. 761111

File: 1615707325573.jpg (83.65 KB, 735x632, 56ca8828e0c29b9c2869bad9ebf80c…)

I'M DREAMING OF ACTOR DICK TONIGHT AND HAVE MANY ORGASMS AND I AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT

THIS IS A MANIFESTATION POST GIVE ME THAT ACTOR DICK DREAM

No. 761297

>>758938
Get that shower head shooting up you. Be cleansed from inside

No. 761320

>>761066
the one with the leg half on the counter in the corner

No. 761385

>>761066
That one speck of dust

No. 761499

>>761111
Just manifest actor dick in actuality and then dream about how you're gonna get it when you meet him

Manifest big, you deserve big!

No. 761532

File: 1615757900312.jpg (126.71 KB, 735x981, 753b610360d66e9076c67a30bbe29b…)

>>761499
This is oddly motivational?
I'm just nervous because I am not a burger fag nor a eurofag, so my chances are so skim. Maybe manifesting a dream first will inspire me to manifest real thing kek
Didn't work, btw ugh give me that actor dicc

No. 761547

File: 1615761532255.jpeg (526.29 KB, 1500x1811, BC0E3E28-BF51-4194-A97F-0F0172…)

Yo I'm me, I'm Barbie drippin', DB9, Barbie whippin'
If he say he don't want me back, he be lyin'
Bitch I'm the sauce, Barbie dippin', I'm the boss, Barbie sippin'
They keep tellin' work it, I ain't got no choice
I'm all yours, Barbie kissin', call the stores, Barbie shippin'
Out or indoors, baby I'ma floss
Wet, why of course, Barbie tippin', I endorse, Barbie strippin'

No. 761599

File: 1615768507704.png (950.78 KB, 557x847, Screenshot 2021-03-14 203235.p…)

He should have gotten shanked

No. 761603

File: 1615768697986.jpg (440.53 KB, 1080x608, Tag.jpg)

Tag urself im the back&white screaming

No. 761606

>>761603
I'm the calico one on the side

No. 761620

>>761603
The orange one in the back looking mildly interested but ready to make a run for it

No. 761622

>>761603
I’m the little one going the wrong way because I am actually a fucking idiot

No. 761624

>>761603
I'm the snow

No. 761626

File: 1615770308373.png (34.7 KB, 162x136, Screen Shot 2021-03-14 at 9.04…)

>>761603
I'm this stick

No. 761627

>>761624
I trample you with my little kitty feet

No. 761628

>>761606
dammit I wanted to be calico

I guess I'm the one on the far right of the rest of the group with the cropped looking ears

No. 761648

File: 1615772762408.png (15.35 KB, 1259x85, retard.png)

what a retarded post

No. 761650

File: 1615773301592.gif (18.02 KB, 261x32, B6A1449E-F85D-40F5-B9D0-C0B179…)

>>761648
i kek'd when another anon posted this gif as a reply

No. 761662

I'm retarded and proud!

No. 761664

>>761603
I’m the crack in the floorboards

No. 761678

>>761664
Sounds like the beginning of a bad poem

No. 761749

File: 1615790264507.jpg (46.13 KB, 812x818, 61sKBjL2QzL._AC_SL1000_.jpg)

>>761678
truuuuuuuuuuuu

No. 761827

File: 1615801809607.jpg (29.77 KB, 600x379, 02zr55j.jpg)

I want to fuck my Goth Discord friend so bad. I want to make him moan so loudly until it can be hear from miles away, I want to sink down my teeth deep down his boney thighs and squish his face between my breasts until he gets short of breath. I want to dominate the ever loving fuck out of him and make sure he doesn't get pleasure from masturbation anymore because he'd need me to feel horny ever again, he'd have to beg me to fuck his submissive fragile body. I want to spank and peg him for a long time as he thanks me for choosing him as my personal fuckdoll.

He came back with his girlfriend tho.

No. 761836

File: 1615802257067.webm (1.24 MB, 576x1024, 6538740254723547823.webm)


No. 761845

File: 1615803321644.jpg (52.07 KB, 585x544, badbitchandiknowit.jpg)

>>761827
me too. Damn girl

No. 762021

File: 1615825595150.jpeg (210.08 KB, 1500x857, DD4EC237-68FA-4199-9A5C-69F027…)


No. 762024

Do the mods know how to read

No. 762034

File: 1615826144759.jpg (41.08 KB, 622x549, ErMLs34UYAAjdCK.jpg)


No. 762056

>>762024
What happened?
The mods are just people. I see regular farmers go fucking chimp all the time because they read a post agreeing with them an attack or whatever, mods are no different.

No. 762062

>>762056
What if the mods ARE the farmers going chimp
What if we’re all just chimps
Monkeying around

No. 762067

File: 1615828346869.png (192.42 KB, 1280x575, c88779ee_1f6dd0b9_1280.png)

I hope all my least favorite threads perish

No. 762069

File: 1615828379358.jpg (22.22 KB, 399x400, 6210e56b9c032a6f885935e4509292…)

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN

No. 762075

>>762069
D-dad?

No. 762097

File: 1615830921074.jpeg (115.9 KB, 602x427, 8FE1E00A-799C-4B38-BFA8-ED767F…)


No. 762100

>>762021
She's right

No. 762108

>>762097
this feels like an attack on stephen fry

No. 762187

i just added the tiniest bit of cold coffee to my cereal milk (cinnamon frosted shredded wheat)and it's amazing. just the barest hint of coffee flavor.

No. 762191

>>762097
these should become lolcow's wojaks kek

chad genuine husband vs virgin unreliable husband

No. 762238

File: 1615845357237.jpeg (12.93 KB, 270x308, 6A304034-5374-49A3-A011-FC283C…)

omg omg omg omg omg

No. 762279

File: 1615848916236.jpeg (70.89 KB, 1000x1000, AC9530FD-E125-4CB8-ABA7-395D44…)

I could eat lasagne and pizza every day for the rest of my life and never get sick of it I fucking love it so much I’m obsessed with it

No. 762327

File: 1615854762500.jpeg (168.08 KB, 750x1000, 862B075E-7703-4834-9071-C684C6…)

HmmnnhmmhhhhhhPHHHHHHFFFNnnnnm squinky

No. 762332

File: 1615854992730.jpeg (69.21 KB, 1125x202, 8846549B-0016-44F5-B6AF-4AAD03…)

>>762279
you reminded me of a fanfic

No. 762340

>>762332
I thought this was AI dungeon with a light theme

No. 762345

>>762340
ME TOO

No. 762350

>>762340
>>762345
It's ao3 you stinkies luv ya

No. 762365

File: 1615857954351.jpg (172.96 KB, 1288x1280, crop.jpg)

>>757904
this could be us but you playin

No. 762373

File: 1615858554328.jpeg (172.05 KB, 882x500, ACB08074-BABF-45DD-A6FD-0DFD15…)

>>762365
I can't believe she would kill you, please ignore it queen

No. 762381

File: 1615859281660.jpg (291.11 KB, 768x751, 20210309_193507.jpg)


No. 762384

File: 1615859396153.jpg (125.86 KB, 882x500, 3ea7f7db0d9a23c9b9e812.jpg)

:^)

No. 762388

>>762384
You should spoiler that nonny. I will also spoiler that he didn't die for real, just in the simulation. I wish discharge komaedanon a pleasant evening. Kek I'm her simp

No. 762389

File: 1615859990217.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 30.51 KB, 275x156, 5582DD37-2A57-4FE1-A266-2E511D…)

>>762384
Hell Yes and I’d repost it again!

No. 762393

>>762384
I wish he was wiped from everyone's memories like how Junko wiped every class' memories

No. 762407

>>762395
Based for getting off to male pain.

No. 762424

>>762384
>>762389
Don't be mean to Ko-chan.

No. 762649

File: 1615901069587.gif (1.03 MB, 500x375, 244.gif)

Love cleaning my ears so fucking much goddamn

No. 762657

>>762649
have you ever tried to make yourself sneeze, anon? it's a similar pleasure

No. 762671

File: 1615902941482.jpg (23.81 KB, 360x360, B1150598098.jpg)

I want one of these bbys to roll across my back

No. 762914

File: 1615920486759.jpg (6.7 MB, 5023x4974, pixlr_20210315232542706.jpg)

Fuck, Marry, Kill IV

Gusanon
Tranny Janny
Amanda-chan

No. 762920

>>762914
Marry Gusanon
Fuck Amanda-chan
Kill Tranny Janny

No. 762925

>>762657
not her but i feel like the only person who hates sneezing. it's painful tbh

No. 762926

>>762914
Marry Gusanon
Fuck Amandachan for the good memories
Kill Tranny Janny for their sins against driverfags and radfems kek

No. 762967

>>762914
Befriend janny and Gusanon
I wasn't here for the Amanda Seyfried debacle so I'll just ask that anon to please get therapy.

No. 763042

>>762914
Marry Gusanon, Fuck Amanda, Shoot Janny but not sure if Janny will stay dead or not

No. 763043

The fuck is this song so mean to me?

No. 763057

>>762967
>Befriend Janny
But why

No. 763084

File: 1615934482374.jpeg (53.12 KB, 600x576, EB13421F-A2F9-4563-9295-E8DAED…)

Work work work work work I don’t wanna go to work work work work work don’t wanna do that dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt see me doing no no no no work yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

No. 763101

>>763084
damn i love me some rihanna and drake

No. 763110

File: 1615935691832.png (37.24 KB, 358x617, 34663552.png)

This is the western canon

No. 763133

File: 1615937697493.jpeg (162.93 KB, 1200x900, AA989705-C13C-447C-A52A-CF5FCC…)

>>763084

I don’t wanna go to work today but the man with the whip says “nay, nay, nay”!

No. 763143

>>762649
ME TOO AM I OKAYYYY???

No. 763177

>>763110
I hang my head in the shame

No. 763184

File: 1615939908768.png (43.56 KB, 442x603, Screenshot 2021-03-16 201150.p…)

>>763177
Don't fight it anon

No. 763212

File: 1615941409013.jpg (87.57 KB, 555x677, tumblr_bdcf0dd1a837751095868c6…)

My friend sent this to me because she said it reminded her of me. I don't know what she meant by that

No. 763218

>>763212
I fucking remembered this as a post here and it was just a tweet, oH

No. 763220

>>763212
I don't know how to tell you this anon…

No. 763223

>>763218
tbf it does sound like some insane shit you'd read here.

No. 763225

>>763184
>>763110
Is this fucking cr1tikal?

No. 763227

>>763220
Tell me anon plz

No. 763229

File: 1615942442944.jpeg (90.87 KB, 622x948, A13B0B64-DB84-4AFB-8B13-29527B…)


No. 763233

File: 1615942722711.jpg (105.86 KB, 783x868, 1615235975673.jpg)

Give me the oats brother

No. 763244

File: 1615943502566.jpg (34.48 KB, 522x179, Captur1456e.JPG)

>>763212
same energy as pic related

No. 763247

>>763241
What's "the thing"? The coma?

No. 763248

>>763229
Fuck pink news

No. 763268

>>763247
what was the post? nonny deleted the image before i could expand it reeee

No. 763274

>>763268
I think it was komaeda chan? I won't repeat the whole post cause idk why she deleted it but, they posted a doujin of komaeda and some other character and said she was jealous that one character was limbless and being taken care of by the other? but why does she delete her posts so often lol

No. 763293

File: 1615948101318.png (69.69 KB, 238x258, wheretheresa.png)

>>763133
i see you nonnie

No. 763411

File: 1615971726603.webm (4.91 MB, 576x1024, 1610113171575.webm)

I'm going on an adventure today !

No. 763454

File: 1615982184115.png (277.14 KB, 3021x1293, 1614579111120.png)

i only date tall guys

No. 763617

File: 1616001864055.jpeg (53.14 KB, 686x359, 43866C44-77EF-4456-BBC8-CB0E5E…)


No. 763639

File: 1616005422100.png (159.7 KB, 400x399, be823ebf49640f10dca006d7a_535e…)

You wake up and the world is like that, what do you do ?

No. 763640

File: 1616005682542.png (467.19 KB, 611x869, 1615859972175.png)

>>763639
>tfw years of shitposting on /an/ & /out/ finally pay of

No. 763643

>>763639
smile. I love shrooms. But where are the animals?

No. 763646

File: 1616006556334.png (134.77 KB, 423x309, Mad_rat_no_bg.png)

ohh shit a rat

No. 763649

>>763617
Just when I start playing again, it's time to stop playing….again

No. 763653

File: 1616007015264.jpeg (347.52 KB, 1242x1532, D14EEB1D-0452-40D4-9F5E-3D4544…)

>>763639
>get ripped
>lift himbos
>create my own harem of himbos
>live the good life
>help everyone that deserves our help
>have a pretty village full of himbos

No. 763659

File: 1616007646865.jpg (36 KB, 564x555, D5tHpJVV4AEN-Ms.jpg)

>>763646
duel me

No. 763711

File: 1616013709441.png (553.6 KB, 1080x720, tumblr_fa48f63ada564689acdc71b…)


No. 763765

File: 1616019603641.jpeg (55.78 KB, 946x466, EC63AF94-AB72-4AB7-AFE2-A868B0…)


No. 763775

>>763765
Normally I hate this kinda shit but this one is alright. good job anon

No. 763804

File: 1616024779131.jpeg (283.99 KB, 750x937, 491FF76C-9B51-4A49-83C3-1DCA8E…)


No. 763820

File: 1616028501270.webm (175.66 KB, 480x480, 1615846045302.webm)

Average lolcow poster

No. 763830

>>763820
Can confirm

No. 763844

>>763820
I actually have more hair. Thank you very much.

No. 764060

I want my puyssy to be adored and treated nicely and I also want a back rub, maybe a hamburger too

No. 764107

He don't miss! That motherfucker don't miss!!!

No. 764117

>>763820
reported for doxing me

No. 764149

>>764107
I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

No. 764168

File: 1616083438569.png (400.28 KB, 960x843, cowboy.png)

Based

No. 764184

File: 1616084753146.jpeg (373 KB, 750x697, C473BFDA-8B4F-4840-B5D8-C4BC1C…)


No. 764567

File: 1616114169926.jpeg (32.81 KB, 480x265, 41835627-087B-4AD5-A9EA-0016B4…)

Meow for me bitch

No. 764572

File: 1616114296111.jpg (49.84 KB, 380x500, 1615070296172.jpg)

>>764567
Hum for me human

No. 764573

>>764184
KEKKKKKK HOLY SHIT I FEEL THIS

No. 764574

>>764572
ew wtf! what's up with this chickon??

No. 764578

>>764574
Chickon

No. 764580

Why do other moids ask my moid if he has foreskin or not? What is it with their obsession with foreskin? Especially another man’s foreskin? Don’t they know that it’s gay to think about another man’s foreskin
Don’t they know that that skin wraps around a penis?

No. 764610

>>763454
from the thumbnail i thought this was anime girls with dumb hairstyles

No. 764646

File: 1616122755235.jpg (134.21 KB, 1080x1080, damngina.jpg)

finally the crossover we've been waiting for

No. 764647

>>764646
I've never thought about these two shows together, but it kinda makes sense

No. 764661

File: 1616124329670.jpeg (146.66 KB, 807x1200, 6D9D88DF-4828-4408-BF4B-EEF55F…)

This is my favorite Batman movie

No. 764662

File: 1616124656230.jpg (180.38 KB, 480x568, KILLITWITHFIRE.jpg)

Mung

No. 764664

>>764661
Mine too, it’s definitly the best.
Probably closest to the comics as well.
Salina Kyle in that movie is a qween we love her

No. 764666

>>764664
She literally carried that movie! Haha

No. 764683

File: 1616127299302.jpg (134.61 KB, 700x1050, acc318983c24f913dd2947df7d7154…)

Another night that i go to sleep without dreaming about that actor dicc
Getting real tired of your shit, subconscious

No. 764728

>>764661
Indeed, her transformation was kind of epic

No. 764734

>>764683
what treat is this? looks yummy

No. 765002


No. 765041

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Someone cited "personal experience" in a serous academic journal I read

No. 765227

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>>742396
Goodnight everybody sweet dreams

No. 765233

>>765227
goodnight eurofag (heart emoji)

No. 765242

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>>765227
goodnight

No. 765243

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>>765227
Sweet dreams are made of bears, anon, don’t let them bite you too hard, ask for a hug and they will comply.

No. 765257

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This edit disgusts me. This is an abomination that should have never been born let alone live

No. 765259

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I keep getting ads for tourist things in Scotland for some reason, and the clip art in the ads terrifies me and haunts my dreams.

No. 765277

>>765259
I'm still confused why I get fast in furious five ads in Spanish when I live in NC

No. 765286

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Fake painting in Animal Crossing reminds me of Shayna

No. 765291

>>765286
Damn, did she get an eyebrow lift?

No. 765295

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Whats your shark tank pitch for him?

No. 765303

I wanna lick some lesboja's pussy

No. 765305

>>765303
*lesbojen also same

No. 765312

>>765295
hi mr. president, my name is anon, and i am excited to present my idea to you today.
i am looking for a 1 million dollar investment for a 1% stake in my company- Omnifield Scrote Detonators- or OSD for short.
with a simple and fashionable bracelet, our device detects male pheromones, within a 6ft radius, and at the press of a button, will simply bomb the absolute fucking shit out of them, turning them into a fine red mist before they have a chance to bother you.
if the cops show up just blow them the fuck up before they can arrest you. nothing can go wrong.
thank you. thanka you. thanks

No. 765315

barney teh shtewpit dieknow

No. 765321

>>765295
I offer him a single sock at 25% stake.

No. 765360

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Jougo-chan says hi~~

No. 765365

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>>765360
Not on my watch.

No. 765366

>>765360
Nikocado avocado asshole looking ass

No. 765368


No. 765399

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h
hello?

No. 765403

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>>765399
omg hiii

No. 765405

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Found a pic of the average lolcow poster

No. 765407

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>>765399
stares at you from on top of the fridge

No. 765412

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>>765403

>>765407
scurries behind the dog

No. 765418

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>>765412
nice try waifubaitchan, but my stand, The World, allows me to reach you easily… I am going to give you a wet willy in stopped time

No. 765420

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>>765418
im gonna commit a crime against you

No. 765425

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>>765420
>is the dog hating thread personified

No. 765426

>>765420
>>765425
samefag shit I actually feel bad the dog in your pics is so adorable and I love dogs please forgive

No. 765432

WHO wants BRIOCH e BUNS

No. 765511

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No. 765613

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So anon, I've been wanting to ask you something… you know I've got one spare ticket to go to a really lit concert and I was wondering if..you know…we could go together…

No. 765618

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kek

No. 765619

>>765426
mememememe

No. 765622

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who wants to dance with me?

No. 765623

>>765618
rip to radicalmomo though, a queen was lost. fuck tumblr

No. 765627

>>765623
Did they chase her off the site with pitchforks? What happened to her?

No. 765668

What style do you anons use on here? I just use the original or girltalk

No. 765672

>>765668
Darkcow, always. Everything else is blindingly bright

No. 765686

>>765627
i think her blog was deleted by the tumblr overlords, not the first time it has happened to her or other terf blogs. one day her blog was there, the next day it was gone.

No. 765775

File: 1616272890842.gif (1.03 MB, 540x385, original.gif)

I remember watching one of those "I shouldn't be alive" type shows and there was a story of a couple who got stranded in a snow storm and at some point the guy cut up his arm and cooked his arm meat on a lighter so his girl could eat something

Kinda fucked up, but what a gentleman~

No. 765778

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>>742400
I fully ship it

No. 765801

>>765622
me (insert dancing gif)

No. 765808

File: 1616276775542.gif (1.59 MB, 340x197, Roadroller.gif)

>>762671
I'm here for you dear anon

No. 765861

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LC sometimes crashes mid site and the full page doesn't load leaving me these funny half posts

No. 765891

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>>765778
This is the superior ship though
Their interviews together are too cute

No. 765913

>>765668
Keekweek

No. 765916

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>>765622
Yuh let’s get it yah yah yah we like to move it move it

No. 766106

>>765613
yea but ill be sad if u dont hold my hand during it

No. 766332

>>765891
For some reason I want to eat the guy in the front’s ass, doubt it would be as pleasurable as it is in my fantasies. I keep hearing about men rimming and I don’t understand it. Men are the ones with prostates and all that. :/

No. 766359

>>766332
Hell yeah, rim that prostate!

No. 766365

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>>766359
He better fucking clean up before I go through it like a plump watermelon

No. 766368

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No. 766369

>>766368
I lost wtf

No. 766514

Dang can't believe mario is a
breeder and a slave to cock

No. 766524

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No more prognacies in this trap house. Not on my watch!

No. 766528

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Chad genes over here