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No. 589875

This thread is for all the posts old and new that make you laugh and deserve to be shared again. Anything goes. Just get in here and post em

No. 589877

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I'll start with some random caps

No. 589878

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No. 589880

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No. 589891

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No. 589899

thanks for this blessed thread anon, there's so much magic in this farm

No. 590009

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No. 590011

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I've compiled the best/worst from the "unconventional" men threads a while ago. Been looking for an excuse to post this somewhere.
I'm sorry if you got in the screencap - but, no offense, many laughs were had making this.

No. 590013

lmaooo you missed Jimmy Saville and Epstein anons but these are pretty great

No. 590015

No. 590017

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No. 590018

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i love /g/

No. 590019

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I swear to god nothing makes me laugh more than these two set of posts

No. 590020

literally can't breathe, lmao

No. 590021

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No. 590023

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not even sure if it counts as funny but i have it saved so…

No. 590029

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No. 590045

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Dump incoming, been saving these for a while

No. 590049

anon doing the lord's work

dunno if the ones I kicked off the thread with are funny (without context or post links) but they're out here now

No. 590050

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No. 590051

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This still cracks me up

No. 590052

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No. 590055

This is so fucking funny

No. 590057

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No. 590059

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I enjoy that anons can have a sense of both horror and humor about their choices. we're all in this hell thread, so we might as well have fun with it

No. 590065

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No. 590066

I remember this, very funny indeed

No. 590072

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He is stood like that shane dawson meme

No. 590077

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finally found more caps (1/3)

No. 590078

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>>590077 (2/3)

No. 590079

Nothing here is funny other than foids trying to emulate imageboard culture(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 590083

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>>590078 (3/3)

No. 590085


No. 590087

It's okay to not be okay, anon.

No. 590088

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from the penis thread

No. 590090

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No. 590094

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No. 590096

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This was in a Taylor Nicole Dean thread involving pets

No. 590097

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also TND

No. 590102

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Lmfao, I remember this post! Had a good chuckle.

I think about this post at least once a week. Still wondering what was anon on, but bless her heart. I love "weird" posts like this.

No. 590103

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This one always makes me kek

No. 590106

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This one one isn't terribly funny but I always kek

No. 590108

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I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

No. 590113

It’s odd that Jim Carrey was included in that collage considering quite a handful of anons were thirsting over him in the previous “Unconventional Males” thread.

Yeah, I know about this ex gf killing herself but that was well known before on this site he was ever posted in those threads.

No. 590117

>anon: i also have an overwhelming urge to want to stab him
i'm going to assume it's more included for this part.

No. 590121

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This glorious post from the Onision thread.

No. 590134

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the anon who wanted to pimp retarded (buff) men in the shameful fetish thread never fails to make me laugh

No. 590138

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No. 590161

ok ok I laughed.

No. 590181

that nazi guy really was handsome…

No. 590186

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My favorite thing ever is this troon with unnecessary hip padding kek

No. 590196

Where are the posts of the legendary "I'm gonna kill myself because my eyes are brown"-anon?

No. 590199

Fuck yeah something stupid I said made it into a thread.

No. 590202

I need you to know that I love you and think about this post so often

No. 590203

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No. 590205

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No. 590206

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thanks for making the thread, anon!

No. 590216

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So there are at least 2 people here with a thing for Jesus

No. 590221

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This is the one fucking post that I actually saved as a copypasta

No. 590233

Dude, make it three, I'm hoping on the Jesus train. I've always wondered why I've liked soft guys with long curly hair. Now that I think about it, maybe it was all those classical jeebus paintings and statues.

No. 590245

Honestly it's no surprise, when you're sitting through a boring church service there's not much do to but stare at shirtless jesus on the cross.

No. 590260

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No. 590264

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i cant stop thinking about this

No. 590265

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No. 590276

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This reminds me of Dante posting.
>tfw don't have screencaps

No. 590279

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From the vent threads

No. 590287

This one was so fucking good

No. 590293

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No. 590318

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No. 590350

This was the single most confusing nights for me on this site, she kept making threads and posting the "politicians"

No. 590372

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I remember laughing so hard at this one

No. 590373

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No. 590374

I’m glad my ignorance brought a little sunshine into this world.

No. 590375

>tfw my post got featured here

i'm not ashamed

No. 590377

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No. 590379

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No. 590380

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Big thonk

No. 590382

This fucking SENT me

No. 590383

Savile-anon needs serious help FFS. I saw her post in the shameful fetish thread about it multiple times and sperg when someone calls her fucked .

No. 590384

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Springs1 interacting with farmers was gold

No. 590385

your honesty is never forgotten anon. no matter which one you are

ngl she may be fucked but she's also fucking hilarious

No. 590387

>ngl she may be fucked but she's also fucking hilarious

We should have a thread for lolcows on lolcow, but it's a bad idea since everyone will be accusing another of being a certain anon/having a specific posting style. But goddamn, am I tired of the anons who post the same ugly men over and over. No 1 curr you really want to fuck reviewbrah.

No. 590392

wonder if a lot of anons don't backread the old threads or even the current thread to see if a guy's been posted, hence the repetition

No. 590394

I've been referenced here twice already kek. I barely use lolcow so I'm in shock.

No. 590396


Thanks for the memories, anon. That thread gave me bucu keks

No. 590452

This has entered legend tier immediately

No. 590454

goddamn i miss her

No. 590457

you need to tell us which ones are you

No. 590463

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thank god i have somewhere to post these now

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No. 590467

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and finally a post that spoke to me immediately. a sitewide prayer

No. 590469

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No. 590483


Only incels on the bangbus.

No. 590510

I love this thread and I love you witty anons.

No. 590523

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No. 590526

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No. 590531

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I absolutely love the Confession thread.

No. 590561

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No. 590563

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No. 590564

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this convo from a "how to create a tulpa" thread

>Go outside and get some real friends instead of acquiring schizophrenia, loser.

No. 590567

Lmao, I remember this one. Can't even remember what the other anon was thirsting over, but it was awful anyways.

No. 590568

i’m just really honored that my post about fucking malcolm’s dad make it in.

update: i’d still fuck his dad.

No. 590571

i swear i thought i wrote this post and forgot about it(before the quotations part). Anon, if you're reading this, your bf and my bf are identical. Some things he said:
> does your pussy want a pussy in it (i think he meant dick but was too horny to think)
> i'll fuck between your toes
> your vaginal walls feel nice (just say pussy dude)

No. 590588

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Last night they were in that alamy stock photo thread and they tried to (badly) photoshop the watermarks onto their AI generated faces to look like alamy stock photos so they could post them lmfao

No. 590590


No. 590592

I have been trying to remember what that lady’s name was forever! I love her antics, it’s the best.

No. 590594

At least Savile-anon was creative, I fucking hate the Joji-anons (and he's not even a terrible person or anything, just an edgelord turned meme-rapper). I want more weird and shocking ones in the thread unconventional males thread lmao.

No. 590599

what was going on here

No. 590600

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Honestly though, anon? Same.

No. 590601

No. 590603

oh… my… GAHD!!!

No. 590606

lmaooo I didn't even catch that, good work anon

No. 590611


I think it's admin-sama's hand to proof that she is a cis female and not a tranny?

No. 590625

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I really only have 2

No. 590626

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No. 590635

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thanks op this is an amazing thread

cursed post

No. 590641

Just so. many. things.

No. 590657

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No. 590659

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>mfw my sleeping pill induced whoopsie is forever cemented in lolcow history.

I hope it gave all you farmers a hearty kek

No. 590667

don't feel bad. a lot of us have posted horny cringe when we were ~in the zone~

No. 590677

Anon you're so based

No. 590679

oh anon, quarantine has made a fool of our hormones, don't feel bad

No. 590691

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No. 590695

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Reminds me of that one racist troon who kept trying to get his Discord buddies to invade the Animecore thread in /w/ in February. He had that exact all-lowercase-no-punctuation typing style, and used the word "literally" far too much but spelled it as "litterally" every time.

No. 590721

>sister suck
I'm in tears

No. 590722

Oh man I loved this post kek.

No. 590728

Well, I've started unconsciously thinking "I'd sister suck his schlong" sometimes and it gives me a chuckle, every time. So thank you for that, ig.

No. 590732


>No 1 curr you really want to fuck reviewbrah

Excuse me anon maybe I want to sperg about reviewbrah myself in the only thread I can do so.Just because other anons have before,it doesn't mean I can't express my own thirst ok

this is partly a joke k I'm not serious.I do be thirsting over him doe

No. 590747

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No. 590748

Are you the anon from crystal.cafe that thirstposts about him there too? Kek, I admire your work.

No. 590760

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No. 590806

I hope that anon still has her balcony kek

No. 590820

worry not anon, i was featured in one of those compilations too

No. 590831

Lord knows she was putting up with big scrote behavior to have it. Hope balconychan is enjoying it.

No. 590849


No I'm not I barely go there.I have only posted about him a couple of times here.Gotta check this person out tho kek

No. 590850

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This comment (that was about Lily Rose Depp and Timothee Chamalet making out on a yacht) in the Closeted Celebs thread never fails to make me lol for some reason

No. 590854

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I've been waiting for this!

No. 590855

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No. 590942

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dunno why but i keep coming back to this post some anon made in the current celebrity thread and i laugh every time

No. 590944

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this post made me smile , I dont know why

No. 590956

This thread reminded me of /cream/, a board made by old Admin. It's still accessible here: https://lolcow.farm/cream/

there's some gems on there!

No. 590961

The fact that anon keeps mentioning that they have no limbs over and over is what really does it for me kek.

No. 590975

oh shit I remember this!
why did it stop being a thing?

No. 590986

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No. 591019

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No. 591021

this was in the positivity thread which makes it 10x funnier to me

No. 591032

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Fresh from the unconventional attractions thread

No. 591040

my laughter is overwhelming omg

No. 591051

this is so fucking funny

No. 591055

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Vintage Shay.

No. 591069

I only realised what the 'sister' part was supposed to mean at like 11pm when I trying to sleep

No. 591102

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wait a minute …. that was my post! I made it to the thread yay

No. 591199

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No. 591264

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No. 591269

I… uh… what does it mean

No. 591279

It's his "catch phrase". Sister (insert a word)

No. 591290

Thanks! I knew he said "hi sisters" or whatever but I didn't know about the sister (word) variant. Now I can't sleep either

No. 591297

this isn't funny, this is just sad. i've never known anyone to espouse such things that wasn't spinster-tier.

No. 591308

Spinsters are great though?

No. 591364

What is the context of this post? Just looks like something any basic cottagecore fae would say.

No. 591499

nah they're boring, pretentious and reasonably hated by most of society

No. 591517

looks like someone is unable to accept her shortened lifespan from living with a man

No. 591567

Oh c’mon, where’s your sense of whimsy? My mom has been married for decades and I bet she’d be down to be a fairy princess for a little while just for kicks. Wouldn’t most people? It’s kind of cringe and childish but it’s a fairly innocent fantasy.

No. 591592

>fantasizing about a nice life that doesn't revolve around men is bad
>being a spinster is bad

Next you're gonna act like having cats is a death sentence

No. 592023

File: 1595964702740.png (7.79 KB, 407x121, me.PNG)

as a self-conscious General Tinfoil and /x/ regular, this one personally touched me

No. 592025

4000 keks

Absolutely based and fairypilled

No. 592045

who says i have to live with a man? i just like being around people, period. i'd love to share a home with a good friend, or a small group of like-minded people

sorry i'm probably being too mean. i've just personally never known any self-proclaimed spinster/person who wants to live alone forever that wasn't weirdly antagonistic and arrogant about it. i'm sure there's there's nothing inherently wrong with wanting to spend that much time alone, but literally nobody thinks you're cool or better than others for being social recluse smfh

No. 592060

A spinster doesn't mean a hermit dumbass

No. 592065

you probably don't know chill spinsters or hermits because they just do their thing somewhere quietly. none of these arrogant and antagonistic hermits are real. go outside and meet a real hermit

No. 592066

>go outside and meet a real hermit
I'm not sure that's how hermits work, anon

No. 592067

issa meme

No. 592073

Who's the Asian guy on the bottom right?

No. 592074

Anon… you don't wanna know

No. 592077

No one tell who he is

No. 592086

sorry i've upset you spinster-chan. want me to buy you that studio ghibli poster set off your amazon wishlish to make up for it?

No. 592088

that's my husband issei

No. 592121

super late, but ayrt - I agree, I just put it in 'cause I thought it was funny

No. 592167

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No. 592184

Hahahaha did you get that sick insult from a 9gag meme? Imagine going off over words you don't know the meaning then deflecting with studio ghibli of all things. Go back faggot.

No. 592190

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imagine being this mad over a bad joke

No. 592205

I thought it was pretty funny lol. Someone's mad…

No. 592210

I like how there is infighting even in this thread

No. 592221

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When farmers thought they found taku on a dating site and it turned out to be some guy who had the same name but people thought it was really him

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No. 592225

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No. 592250

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No. 592257

>she's not that big
Based anon. Clearly she has the proportions of a liposuctioned Momokun.

No. 592259

I thought that was Momokun at first glance too. Speaking of which, that "fanart" from the thread (the really good ones) deserves to be featured on this thread. Those were really based.

No. 592273

File: 1595990993839.png (269.14 KB, 529x806, 20200729_044933.png)

The pic is sending me

No. 592274

File: 1595991097243.png (499.99 KB, 1232x698, Screen Shot 2020-07-28 at 22.2…)

Sometimes I get mad when I can't tell my IRL friends about how hilarious some farmers are.

No. 592287

No. 592291

File: 1595996127389.jpeg (210.81 KB, 654x554, 3103A89C-AF36-42ED-B40C-C17A02…)

No. 592296

This wasn't your post…it was mine kek. Why even claim it was yours when we're literally all anonymous. I'm genuinely stunned.

No. 592300

you got baited i guess. who even cares? you're still anonymous and none of it means anything, we don't actually care who did or didn't make the post

No. 592303

I don't care that's why I never tried to claim it when I read it a few days ago bc that's corny. I'm just genuinely curious lol.

No. 592304

nta but you don't think it's weird someone is trying to get anon clout?

No. 592307

File: 1596000041121.jpg (586.82 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200507-145112_Chr…)

This warms my heart. I hope you're doing well, anon.

No. 592347

I posted a joke lately and deleted it when I realised the satire wasn't obvious and it wasn't worth the argument that it'd cause if taken seriously, someone then pretended to be me so that they could hijack the same argument that I had been avoiding, I just watched

No. 592385

wut. I just thought I wrote that. Maybe I remembered wrong. Here is your clout. Not in the thread after all I guess. Post courtesy of anon

No. 592407

File: 1596021429422.png (2.34 KB, 287x80, rtgrrh.png)

No. 592408

I Lille that I’m able to discuss lolcow with my sister and friends. Any reason why you don’t introduce your friends to the site?

No. 592461

It's pretty weird but not unusual.

No. 592530

File: 1596039002690.png (21.27 KB, 1246x216, sdcfvgbhj.png)

No. 592546

This made me snort.

No. 592554

When you go to hell I hope they serve you a bowl of the worst quality melted cheese and soggy vegetables and call it "pizza" you gormless minger.

No. 592654

File: 1596051843933.jpg (8.46 KB, 187x248, 1342684227001.jpg)

unflattering lindsay reaction image best reaction image

have another, dear anon

No. 592674

File: 1596053985767.jpg (22.45 KB, 988x90, jpofsd.jpg)

I lost it at "gormless minger"

No. 592704

really with this meta posting? you could have just quoted the post.

No. 592708

No. 592721

I've been posting since 2016 but that Epstein post will be my fucking legacy on this site once I leave, fuck my taste in men

No. 592738

File: 1596059457062.png (185.69 KB, 1535x299, capture01-23-20.png)

stop posting posts made after this thread was

No. 592742

i swear i actually commented on that post saying that i agree he's attractive. i wouldn't fuck him but he's not bad looking at all lmao

No. 592749

This is copypasta, anon.

No. 592752


No. 592761

as one of the jim carreyfags, fuck my taste in men too epstein-chan

No. 592765

I figured. Made me kek though

No. 592769

i know it's pasta but this is still one of my favorite posts. i like the clown dress image attached to it.

No. 592821

File: 1596070397437.jpeg (340.54 KB, 1242x868, C53F2B55-C605-441F-863F-A25671…)

No. 592849

File: 1596074446855.png (98.75 KB, 719x470, Anon.png)

No. 592858

xanax chan is truly iconic

No. 592936

Shut the fuck up. Stop shitting up the thread with your complaining.

No. 592938

You sound like a fucking judgemental asshole Lmao. You’re Part of reason why I want to be A spinster hermit for sure. Don’t worry you can have more male attention for yourself when we all leave to live in the mushroom kingdom you salty right brainlet.

No. 592946

NTA but I have so much second-hand embarrassment from reading this jfc.

No. 592947

i love this site wholeheartedly

No. 592949

Our mushroom fairy kingdom will never be real and it hurts.

No. 592953

Anons, please. There are no less than a million video games and RPGs out there where y'all can easily larp as retarded woman children.

No. 592955

Anon we don’t need them because we arent fucking autistic retards that need a computer to simulate our imaginations

I don’t care. I hate men and the women who defend them and I wish I didn’t have to spend another moment with them.

No. 592956

Okay this is honestly one of my favorites, when I saw it in real time it sent me

No. 592962

Making fun of spinsters doesn't automatically equate to "women defending men." The anon you responded to was clearly mocking an aesthetic often associated with spinsters and hermits. Your victim complex is embarrassing.

No. 592964

Only a male or male identified woman would make fun of someone for being a “spinster”

No. 592965

>male identified woman
We're just laughing at your incel levels of mental gymnastics and cope

No. 592967

I think that one anon might be ESL, hermit and spinster don't mean the same thing and historically many spinsters could not afford to live alone so they lived with family. Possible I'm underestimating how much the connotations have changed though.

Being a bonafide hermit is a pretty unusual lifestyle choice but being a spinster isn't that weird. Many divorced women functionally live as spinsters anyway.

No. 592969

File: 1596088366079.jpg (22.31 KB, 327x280, 1345423789001.jpg)

Right, because making fun of spinsters/hermits/femcels/etc is definitely not something that any woman on this board would ever dream of doing. As users of a gossip board focused almost exclusively on female celebrities and social media influencers, we're all clearly above such things.

No. 592970

Ok simp. I hope you get picked By a moid so you don’t have to be alone with your salty incomplete thoughts for the rest of your life. Hating spinsters is a cope. Die mad.

No. 592972

girl i am literally savile-anon, i don't think i can go any lower than the level i am at now. fuck fuck i want to peg (young) him so bad

No. 592973

Yes and you sound like a male identified simp. And you’re using a reaction image from the shittiest and least funny show ever made with the smug neckbeard grin of a condescending male. “Hahah spinster! Pee pee poo poo!”

No. 592975

Its not outside the scope of an imageboard like this but this is called lolcow, dedicated to lolcows, who are generally people who crave attention. Hermits are by definition less interesting to pick at by comparison. A spinster could be lolcow or not. Idk it seems to me like the majority of female lolcows featured on this site still regularly interact with people and many are strongly characterized by their relationships with men (be it in person or parasocial). The Devlev Twins are unusual on this site specifically because they live such reclusive lives and have very little interaction with men.

No. 592976

I can't handle the metaness of this thread right now. I adore you silly bitches.

No. 592978

You sound like a complete normie. We are far more likely to make fun of male identified pick mes like you.

No. 592979

I've tried watching The Office and it just isn't that funny to me. Not a BAD show but imo overrated.

No. 592980

I thought it was the most horrendously stale thing I’ve ever seen. Only an Xy brainlet would watch that shit and actually think it’s funny

No. 592983

You're just jealous that I'm prettier than you and that men want to fuck me. I have sex with men and even enjoy it sometimes. What do you have, bitch? A gameboy color? A "good book?" Get your librarian lookin ass away from me before I shove you in a locker.

No. 592984

File: 1596089229929.jpg (235.74 KB, 691x625, 1533101417681.jpg)

the thread is contaminated

No. 592986

File: 1596089489688.jpeg (15.82 KB, 263x192, CFC11A6F-7D44-487E-A8D3-D693AD…)

>Thinking a scrote wanting you fuck you is an accomplishment

No. 592988

>I have sex with men and even enjoy it sometimes.

This post is great

No. 592990

absolute stacy energy

No. 592992

File: 1596089832236.jpg (128.15 KB, 1200x1200, 1504556334468.jpg)

>Thinking that a preference for cats over people isn't an insufferable personality trait

No. 592993

File: 1596089994901.jpg (27.61 KB, 750x420, ew.jpg)

meta related I guess, I don't mind the thread but seeing 'best of', 'greatest hits' compilation makes me think of those youtube channels where 4chan or Reddit posts are reacted to or voiced over and the prospect makes me shudder. I imagine a gormless hack youtuber reading these off and mugging for the camera or robotic voice synthesis software aping for a gawping audience.

No. 592994

>picked by a moid
Ayrt, you know you can be a lesbian and like… not be a miserable bitch about it kek

No. 592998

you sound like someone who's eternally subconsciously bitter over finding out cats dont like them.

No. 593002

inb4 men hate cats because they are not obedient like dogs (which are male-coded), they represent men's hatred for women that are not subservient, therefore if you hate cats, you hate other women and you are male-identified, and sh0e levels of pickme

No. 593003

This is why we can’t have nice things.

No. 593006

this is me but unironically

No. 593009

File: 1596091204010.gif (4.03 MB, 270x163, 1456519517843.gif)

>I have sex with men and even enjoy it sometimes.

No. 593016

Are you guys using this thread for stacy vs spinster bully ERP now? What am I reading?

No. 593020

File: 1596093059088.jpeg (326.88 KB, 828x860, 1596081239658.jpeg)

An anon posted this in another thread and I quite like it.

No. 593025

Spinster x Stacy
Get into it

No. 593049

File: 1596097318526.jpg (14.13 KB, 302x192, e9fef6a65f40df733962062c87846e…)

This is the funny posts thread, stop fighting and be nice.

No. 593055

did he photoshop a naked ass on top of his shorts?

No. 593247

File: 1596125618998.jpeg (16.97 KB, 474x168, F0E1BED4-A1B9-46C3-9AFB-8CCED8…)

part of me misses kpop critical

No. 593331

I had a stroke understanding that

No. 593348

I feel you, anon. Some people were annonying but there have been some "scandals" that I wish could have been discussed in the thread

No. 593413

"oppa" is a term kpopfags use to describe their idol boys.

when oppa rapes or abuses someone or is a drunk driver, then fangirls will use the defense "oppa did nothing wrong", to try and justify their idol's atrocious actions.

this has become a meme.

eats good box pussy should be obvious

yeah it's a shame, the AOA scandal was super milky

No. 593459

Is this the new >implying I'm not rated 9/10 at 23 copypasta

No. 593464

File: 1596148388232.png (100.56 KB, 719x497, SB7NpeJnrgpagz6oaUod2CdNBzAPfz…)

No. 593469

This is amazing kek

No. 593472


Omfg, should I be ashamed of being featured in that

I really wish I took a screencap of the girl saying she wanted to kill herself because her boyfriend was circumcised and she'd never have the chance to sleep with an uncut german bratwurst or something. Honestly my favourite post I've ever read on this site. So needlessly dramatic

No. 593481


lol i remember that but it was clearly a roleplaying scrote

No. 593489

File: 1596153305182.jpg (102.29 KB, 940x473, Screenshot_20200731_015511.jpg)

No. 593492

me too. kinda ruined the fun of it for me when i thought about it initially.

No. 593499

File: 1596154710456.png (124.09 KB, 1406x427, 1590438097947 (1).png)

No. 593502

the "even enjoy it sometimes" part killed me ngl

No. 593511

this may be the funniest shit posted in this thread so far, strong copypasta energy

No. 593528

only sometimes, lmao

No. 593542

This turned me on when i saw it originally ngl

No. 593545

It's so much like the ">implying I'm not rated 9/10 at 23" copypasta post we have in one of the banners. Same energy.

No. 593553

I want to be friends with the person who wrote this it made me laugh for like half an hour

No. 593577

File: 1596164495246.jpeg (1.28 MB, 1242x2174, 4180FEC3-9E40-469D-A4B2-BDC14E…)

No. 593578

File: 1596164600919.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.06 MB, 1242x1726, A30BD4E3-381B-4ABE-8D6B-417703…)

No. 593579

i'm not gay or bisexual and have no idea why this is considered funny

No. 593581

Good for you.

No. 593582

as in, could you perhaps elaborate instead of being impulsively cuntish? or you could just not respond, that works too

No. 593583


But I will say this, which should be obvious, some things you won't get. And that's okay. But don't ask people to explain a joke to you if it's all spelled out for you in the two pictures posted.

No. 593600

File: 1596166416177.jpg (44.9 KB, 608x270, redditanon.jpg)

Adding to the inexplicably funny bisexual trend

No. 593604

They’re not funny, just retarded, which is anons sense of humor apparently

No. 593605

Hey now, I actually followed up with real reasons why I write "like a redditor"

inb4 no1curr

No. 593612

Imagine defending yourself across different threads, is that a reddit thing? It’s anonymous here.

No. 593629

File: 1596168174071.png (Spoiler Image, 251.64 KB, 995x416, anon.png)

Shit you beat me to it

No. 593632

You are taking this way too seriously, love.

I thought the "hey now" was indicative that I don't actually care and it was lighthearted. I know it's anonymous and that was entirely the point.

You can shut the fuck up now.

No. 593634

imagine still defending yourself after knowingly fucking up "luv"

No. 593636

Redditor anon,
you're writing style is like
japanese haiku

No. 593638

File: 1596168726473.jpg (14.99 KB, 480x360, 1321993728002.jpg)

No. 593639

Anybody have skidmark anon caps?

No. 593651

File: 1596170091579.png (2.36 MB, 1140x2040, image (3).png)

No. 593665

seconding. I don't know what you're talking about but still. seconding

No. 593681

I think I know what this is about and if it's not about it then at least I got a good kek.

I remember making a joke about how some white people have no right to comment on hygiene when they don't clean their ass with water or baby wipes when they shit and someone with all seriousness went off on me and said that they have skidmarks on their underwear daily and that it's not a big deal because she showers each day and throws the underwear in the washer..

No. 593684


Oh Lord there's more than one.
I was referring to some anon complaining about men always having skidmarks in their tighty whities I think in the manhate thread and of all the things to make a scrote emerge from lurking that really got one of them triggered

No. 593702

File: 1596175654832.jpeg (190.67 KB, 643x485, 65C2DDA3-F927-4F04-8B17-D7276A…)

I have been screenshooting funny shit on here for years to send to my friends, I love this thread.

No. 593703

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No. 593706

File: 1596175776125.jpeg (241.89 KB, 624x810, 524F154E-727F-4B2B-886D-39DF62…)

flood kek

No. 593708

File: 1596175808820.jpeg (249.51 KB, 750x483, B2B0C008-210A-40A4-8E76-8061EF…)


No. 593710

File: 1596175901355.jpeg (74.26 KB, 615x214, 3B3A8CA0-5A43-487E-BD96-D89142…)


No. 593712

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No. 593713

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No. 593715

File: 1596176285309.jpeg (148.14 KB, 660x416, EEBC9611-A606-4748-8119-A81CBB…)


No. 593719

File: 1596176428725.jpeg (415 KB, 522x1194, CAC587F2-1848-4E29-9863-CF9825…)


No. 593721

File: 1596176467189.jpeg (265.66 KB, 652x586, 4A203723-7635-4430-B58D-DB38C0…)


No. 593726

File: 1596177243175.png (328.62 KB, 512x512, kek.png)

No. 593728

File: 1596177496353.png (59.29 KB, 1631x245, gaijinchasers.PNG)

context, all the anons in this thread were discussing a handful of whitegirl-chasing japanese guys with terrible hair who they've all encountered (or fucked)

No. 593731

>easter egg hunt
my dad pun sense sees what anon did there

No. 593767

File: 1596185706695.jpeg (85.53 KB, 640x691, EeIF-TEUMAUJD6I.jpeg)

i feel personally attacked

No. 593856


No. 593934

File: 1596208543814.jpg (117.06 KB, 1080x995, PicsArt_08-01-01.12.18.jpg)

Never change, LC

No. 593935

literally the point of this thread is funny LC posts but holy shit the laugh this pulled from me, thank you

No. 593948

File: 1596210321593.jpeg (94.28 KB, 692x748, 7880C8C3-578D-4918-A548-ECAB44…)

alongside the unconventional men thread, there is also the shameful fetish thread

No. 593952

Seeing anons screencaps I'm disappointed you guys don't have the 'girltalk' theme. It's the superior one.

No. 593953

>Not having to clear your cookies from being banned so often that you actually choose and keep a theme

No. 593963

File: 1596212934591.jpeg (28.37 KB, 692x199, F494E9C4-AC13-4B5A-9796-A68E80…)

This thread delivers my daily sides obliteration. Don't ever change. Cept for the infighting autists, suck my non existing dicks

No. 593966

What the fuck are you guys doing to warrant costant bans?

No. 593976

wait is that how you get around a ban on here? Just clearing ur cookies?

No. 593979

If you're a ban evader and you evade once, you pretty much have a warrant for your permaban every time they think they've caught you again.

No. 593980

try it for yourself and see

No. 594004

I'm not going to get myself banned for experimental purposes lol

No. 594187

File: 1596237516111.png (51.83 KB, 1553x598, temp.png)

i still miss tempcow sometimes, rip

No. 594193

File: 1596237833012.jpg (174.86 KB, 1073x397, SmartSelect_20200731-175940_Ch…)

No. 594214

Nope, you guys were obvious twitterfags.

No. 594241

>anons unironically use the kiki theme
shit taste. pink theme>any theme

No. 594250

This isn't funny its sweet and made me want to cry. I hope anon is doing okay

No. 594270

Me too. I miss the 8ball and dice roll options too.

No. 594395

File: 1596275029568.jpg (22.08 KB, 1088x97, Screenshot_16.jpg)

Another gem from the unconventional attractions thread

No. 594438

File: 1596285553783.jpg (106.59 KB, 1053x393, asgaraheg.jpg)

No. 594447

File: 1596288444613.png (373.06 KB, 610x675, 128.png)

lmao, my post is here

No. 594449

you're a legend anon

No. 594455

This isn't funny. The farmhand that keeps going into threads and marking everything they don't agree with as "asherahsgarden.net" is derailing the conversation. People aren't even talking about trannys

No. 594476

Lol this one is better with the reference picture (Yandev)

No. 594492

I love you, anon. Also this video popped up in my recommended the other day and it made me think of you.

No. 594522

i just thought it was fun to see what the other anons were typing. it was terrible but a unique experience for sure

No. 594539

True. Just straight up ban all complaints about men then.

No. 594553

you know pink pill in general is banned too, right?

No. 594580

File: 1596307352485.jpeg (20.21 KB, 563x149, D36CC5E3-F651-4665-9195-34BFA6…)

the unconventional attraction thread is a goldmine im sorry

No. 594609

is tempcow or any of those cool options ever coming back? I've been on lolcow on and off for years and have somehow always missed it

No. 594635

I love this video and now I can’t get enough of that dude

No. 594705

I chuckled nicely, thank you

No. 595019

File: 1596360086101.png (41.31 KB, 533x320, 20200802_112011.png)

I don't know why this is making me laugh so much. Thirsty cumbrain scrotes posts can be funny sometimes.

No. 595106

wew, careful there or you gonna make me horny

No. 595269

File: 1596391043504.png (13.67 KB, 1308x192, Capture.PNG)

Something about an anon calling a mod a newfag is so funny to me

No. 595270

>Go back to farmhand school retard
Big kek this anon's savage.

No. 595272

Kek. Currently whining and calling mods actually retarded for deleting their yaoi porn in meta too.

No. 595342

File: 1596397587392.jpg (83.24 KB, 967x349, wreckt.jpg)

balls of steel, kek

Not just that but there are other folks whining about the new farmhand being a retard in general and not knowing how to moderate/not being aware of the social rules here

No. 595343

Now im wondering if the new farmhand lied on their applications about how long they have been here, or if it's a farmer doing this to start drama

No. 595348

nah its just newfags picking up bad habits and not integrating properly. the pulltards and twitterfags are even more unbearable than i thought the tumblr influx was.

No. 595357

File: 1596399405960.jpeg (404.94 KB, 1242x2218, AFF3AE65-8ACE-4267-BBDD-5341C7…)

No. 595359

File: 1596399506943.jpeg (231.12 KB, 1242x1353, C2694505-7AA7-493F-9A68-B09684…)

tragically cannot find my screenshots of the anon who was threatening to kill herself because her bf had a cut dick. this is another favorite of mine though.

No. 595362

File: 1596399803091.jpg (56.87 KB, 1248x296, degen.jpg)

No. 595363

File: 1596399932109.png (183.4 KB, 1888x516, noifq.png)

No. 595365

What thread is this from?

No. 595378

Savage fucking bitch
I love her

No. 595380

Make this a banner please

No. 595381

File: 1596401118130.jpg (127.9 KB, 1435x978, 2492949.jpg)

based anon

No. 595388

Stank pussy energy

No. 595390

File: 1596401733510.jpeg (29.47 KB, 617x182, 23ECFB8C-2AFD-4FD9-A5EA-875174…)

the replies to this one I'm wheezing

No. 595397

File: 1596402428596.jpg (212 KB, 1054x865, super_rage.jpg)

I think she is on the left
>tfw farmhands delete your precious gay rape porn from /m/ so you have to rage and sperg in /ot/, /m/ AND /meta/ for hours

No. 595400

They fucked with threads in /ot/ too

No. 595402

Not them, but are you the one who reported it or something? Who really cares? Why enter the 4+ year old, allowed gay rape porn thread if you don't want to see that kind of content, kek?

No. 595409

got any proof?

No. 595419

go to the reddit thread.

No. 595441

pnp if i remember correctly

No. 595458

pics or gtfo!

No. 595468

File: 1596410589092.png (148.43 KB, 661x623, 073.png)

Lmfao, it made me think of this meme. Anon punching the janny/farmhand.

No. 595472

File: 1596411264133.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 448.18 KB, 745x1047, 3E22F896-E7D3-47C1-81A6-98699E…)

anon dropped pics

No. 595473

I nominate this for best/worst post.

No. 595477


No. 595537

File: 1596419178201.jpg (117.62 KB, 1018x346, anon is a loser virgin.jpg)

No. 595539

you and all the other losers posting unfunny shit in this thread need to learn that just because you disagree with someone's take doesn't mean it's funny kek

No. 595541

File: 1596419986010.jpeg (46.21 KB, 750x310, 9DFC8DD3-D8DD-4A4B-9718-467210…)

classic from an early momokun thread when she was still pretending to be in college lmao

No. 595546

kek bitch I don't disagree with it but "subconsciously wish they were ace" was the silliest funniest shit I've read to day. I think you're just mad I called you a loser virgin

No. 595548

Girl shut the fuck up. Asexual jokes are as old as dust and anon being retarded doesn't make it funny, there are retarded posts everywhere on this site.

No. 595550

I guess they ain't wrong because you continue to seethe

No. 595551

nta but lol calm down

No. 595552

No. 595556

File: 1596420844710.jpeg (1006.55 KB, 1242x1190, 1569234285075.jpeg)

why is this thread to aggro? whats wrong with you bitches?

No. 595564

They probably just get mad when their screenshots get posted.

No. 595568

File: 1596422231169.png (664.15 KB, 1640x1214, Screen Shot 2020-07-19 at 11.2…)

dont even remember who this is or what the context is but the comments made me laugh lol

No. 595569

stacy larpers getting out of hand

No. 595574

File: 1596422845376.png (494 KB, 1268x982, jamescharles.png)

also laughed at this in tier making thread

No. 595687

File: 1596450906917.jpg (678.63 KB, 1920x1080, horse piss.jpg)

I can't stop fucking laughing at this, I swear I've been cracking up for like 15 minutes by this point

No. 595689

Fuck this anon here got brutal, probably my top-10 favourite lolcow moments. "Go back to farmhand school retard" absolutely sent me lmao

No. 595712

Absolutely rekt

No. 596111

File: 1596501500262.png (171.35 KB, 640x333, Screen Shot 2020-05-26 at 9.19…)

idk why people hated yuta so much in the kpop thread.

No. 596113

File: 1596501604617.png (135.69 KB, 450x413, Screen Shot 2020-04-22 at 7.33…)

No. 596115

File: 1596501631204.png (25.27 KB, 979x104, Screen Shot 2020-02-25 at 8.28…)

No. 596198

File: 1596512691328.jpg (30.23 KB, 727x159, ha.jpg)

No. 596203

File: 1596513221719.jpeg (433.86 KB, 2048x1536, 30D8CAC7-4B6E-427E-9CBE-CDA0EB…)

No. 596204

Lol I remember this one. It was so random too

No. 596262

File: 1596521107319.png (7.96 KB, 322x106, 43243543.png)

No. 596291

File: 1596526432632.jpg (191.29 KB, 1080x1106, IMG_-t7v32q.jpg)

yeah that was weird, noone wanted to talk to her after that anyway

No. 596317

File: 1596530301195.jpeg (321.51 KB, 750x702, 676C983A-1E20-422E-B23D-FAF300…)

No. 596328

Are you fucking telling me that dog had a name

No. 596332

File: 1596534856956.jpeg (156.07 KB, 900x1200, 740B83E7-D6FB-4E18-A715-1A2B92…)

his name is actually nelson

No. 596346

N i c e

No. 596357

File: 1596540141021.png (78.62 KB, 342x426, 1596407939895.png)

yeah way to censor what women think in here when women are already censored everywhere else

No. 596400

File: 1596547335070.jpg (11.17 KB, 200x270, bawwww.jpg)

No. 596413

File: 1596548508421.png (557.83 KB, 684x1053, jcgyxgchvftd.png)

No. 596416

Man, what an ass kisser

No. 596426

you guys realise it wasn't tranny talk, right? Women were discussing how a male can enter a female community and be praised but women don't have the same experience entering male communities. That doesn't even count as pinkpill talk. Liberal feminists would agree with this shit.

It was the most watered down, boring criticism you could make about males yet some retarded farmhand started handing out bans for being off topic. In /ot/

When I see posts like this it reminds me that a lot of women will just give away spaces etc with little resitence because they're too retarded to know better

No. 596427

File: 1596550463509.png (199.67 KB, 828x1086, meth-chan.png)

Best derails, part 1/4

No. 596428

File: 1596550493107.png (116.06 KB, 826x1222, poop debate.png)


No. 596435

File: 1596551120370.png (1.02 MB, 2264x1900, da ba dee da ba die.png)


No. 596437

File: 1596551231400.png (755.82 KB, 1912x1650, baldo.png)


To any anons who were wondering, this is where this pic comes from.

No. 596440

Thank you for this

No. 596443

File: 1596551832220.jpg (512.47 KB, 2289x1526, bratwurst.jpg)

No. 596450

jesus fucking christ I've never seen a wall of text like that in my life

No. 596451

>women will just give away spaces etc with little resitence because they're too retarded to know better
This. This so much.

I think farmhand newfriend just needs more experience and she'll eventually stop making these weird mistakes.

No. 596452

File: 1596552704422.png (48.85 KB, 690x344, Screen Shot 2020-07-20 at 6.45…)

stop fucking derailing this amazing thread with bullshit. there are plenty of other threads to shove your opinions into

No. 596473

File: 1596554816430.jpeg (99.05 KB, 982x252, 9AB2F05A-7EB8-4D90-8A34-096A09…)

“Get it right, dumbass.”

No. 596474

I fucking made it again to this hall of keks (name of the next thread please)

No. 596479

I had forgotten about this lmfao, the redraw thread is a fucking mess when anons with dunning-kruegers come in for asspats but this just made it amazing.

No. 596489

the fact she came back a year later and was worse kek

No. 596501

hAhAHHAHAA i love this thread so much

No. 596792

File: 1596579104663.jpeg (119.57 KB, 750x657, 89E32063-D54D-42B0-A8BE-644FC1…)

those two (or more) anons that were arguing what mental illness someone had based on their choice in a hyper unrealistic scenario. reading this between two essays was beautiful

No. 596795


No. 596799

unpopular opinion 28
It started after this opinion was stated

No. 596801

fucking amateurs

No. 596803

File: 1596579864237.jpg (77.02 KB, 1170x390, beaner.jpg)

kek'd heartily at this comment chain

No. 596807

never in my wildest dreams i would had thought one of my post would be featured here, thanks to those anon that were getting mad about something that will never happen

No. 596809

it's a shame you can't spell words correctly even in the midst of calling others retards. But that adds to the charm.

No. 596848

File: 1596583242830.jpg (25.29 KB, 513x137, 20190116_165531.jpg)

I'm about to spam tf out of this thread just a heads up

No. 596849

File: 1596583271881.jpg (31.52 KB, 699x87, 20191029_151331_20191029161453…)

Sorry a lot of these are shit-tier quality tho

No. 596850

File: 1596583301422.jpg (30.78 KB, 778x111, 20191029_151513.jpg)

No. 596852

File: 1596583340810.jpg (32.52 KB, 793x98, 20191029_151614.jpg)

No. 596853

File: 1596583375041.jpg (21.69 KB, 415x294, 20191029_151723.jpg)

No. 596854

File: 1596583408856.jpg (21.63 KB, 791x79, 20191029_151742.jpg)

No. 596855

File: 1596583439708.jpg (44.53 KB, 772x213, 20191029_151851.jpg)

No. 596856

File: 1596583463631.png (274.66 KB, 789x752, 20191029_151916.png)

No. 596860

File: 1596583549789.jpg (72.36 KB, 800x178, 20191029_154932.jpg)

Peak lolcow.farm

No. 596862

File: 1596583592536.jpg (21.92 KB, 556x148, 20191031_090023.jpg)

No. 596863

File: 1596583615681.jpg (66.8 KB, 513x312, 20191031_090042.jpg)

No. 596865

File: 1596583637749.jpg (72.32 KB, 695x226, 20191031_091640.jpg)

No. 596866

File: 1596583664426.jpg (19.06 KB, 396x103, 20191103_050318.jpg)

No. 596867

File: 1596583697440.jpg (70.24 KB, 457x319, 20191108_184310.jpg)

No. 596869

File: 1596583718306.jpg (20.22 KB, 340x149, 20191116_152614.jpg)

No. 596870

File: 1596583748189.jpg (537.17 KB, 1080x2909, LC.jpg)

No. 596871

File: 1596583771516.png (59.3 KB, 1023x380, Screenshot_20190623-133054_1.p…)

No. 596873

File: 1596583801118.png (50.97 KB, 1080x301, Screenshot_20191101-184745_1.p…)

No. 596874

File: 1596583844733.jpg (18.21 KB, 340x126, Screenshot_20191115-175526.jpg)

No. 596875

File: 1596583926615.jpg (314.59 KB, 720x1064, inCollage_20191129_093531907.j…)

Sorry if I posted any of these already. It's a huge pain in the ass to sort them

No. 596876

File: 1596583960666.jpg (6.94 KB, 321x69, Screenshot_20191207-130827.jpg)

No. 596878

File: 1596584015771.jpg (24.49 KB, 1417x91, Capture.JPG)

No. 596880

File: 1596584067631.jpg (37.59 KB, 723x117, Screenshot_20191130-173618.jpg)

No. 596882


Saving this picture as a reaction, thank you anon for this one, kek.

No. 596894

File: 1596585275737.png (35.93 KB, 698x310, Screenshot.png)

That's the best thread idea anybody ever had, cheers to you OP

No. 596943

File: 1596588688514.png (155.76 KB, 1361x721, Screen Shot 2020-08-04 at 7.49…)

I have never laughed so hard over a conversation on here in my life. The combination of someone baiting perverted shit (probably trying to make it on here) and one anon completely failing to understand the most painfully obvious point that a bunch of anons are trying to make to them about the most simple to understand subject but still persevering to be right is sending me.

No. 596944

File: 1596588787131.png (181.26 KB, 1232x755, Screen Shot 2020-08-04 at 7.53…)

No. 596947

File: 1596588999488.jpg (135.78 KB, 555x504, 1343619038001.jpg)


No. 596957

I don't blame her for misspelling it at that point kek.

Had me hollering when I read it though.

No. 596958

Is it you, tard-chan?

No. 596967

File: 1596590592322.png (15.49 KB, 1291x178, birthday anon update.png)

No. 596975

File: 1596590956781.png (24.89 KB, 1296x28, Screen Shot 2020-08-04 at 8.29…)

No. 596976

oh shit didn't realize you just posted it. kek

No. 596978

why is she writing her autobiography on an image board.

No. 596979

File: 1596591053439.jpg (5.28 KB, 198x251, 1321093838002.jpg)

y'all beat me to it. this is actually the funniest post i have ever seen on this board and i'm still fucking laughing

No. 596982

Damn it you guys fell for Obama-chan's scheme to get posted here

No. 596988

that's the thing.. I think they are genuinely dumb. I'm usually skeptical ever since this thread was created, but I actually think they lack a pre-frontal cortex.

No. 596990

man I don't even care, that's a high fucking level of comedy if it was intentional and 100% deserves a spot ITT

No. 596996

This anon is going in the hall of fame of anons. Right up there with Amanda-Seyfried anon.

I wonder if she's been banned.

No. 597000

forgive my ignorance but who is amanda seyfried anon?

No. 597003

If we reveal post history too much, nobody's gonna post anything funny anymore

No. 597005

An anon in the celebrity thread about a year ago kept sperging about Amanda Seyfried and ban evading. I'll try to find the thread it happened in.

No. 597016

File: 1596592850941.png (67.71 KB, 620x222, thisbitch....PNG)

Sorry for samefag but I found it
Celebricow #3, when it started >>>/ot/334069
Celebricow #4 1.0 >>>/ot/314597
Celebricow #4 2.0, more sperging >>>/ot/334208

No. 597019

File: 1596592906007.png (10.12 KB, 738x235, Screenshot_2020-08-05 meta - …)

No. 597027

imagine posting your own screenshot here because you thought you owned someone and you thought your own shit was funny kek

No. 597029

I was just lurking lmfao.

No. 597031

File: 1596593823472.jpg (207.34 KB, 1080x1133, Screenshot_20200731-141509__01…)

Only on LC

No. 597045

File: 1596594512020.png (344.98 KB, 498x568, STw8pdb.png)

I'm actually half-happy several of my posts are here. Imagine spending years on lolcow and never having brought a smile to another bitch's face not even once.

No. 597075

>i was just l-lurking meta

No. 597077

hey, i'm the anon that posted the greentexts in meta. anon was just lurking and found it funny. stop tinfoiling any time.

No. 597149

No. 597312

I remember crying with laughter over this at 3am. I’m pretty sure they where talking about gimpgirl, of all fucking people too

No. 597363

File: 1596641915785.jpeg (219.92 KB, 1125x503, 4D5B74F8-71D2-4921-AACC-CF774C…)

"Does anyone have any passive income sources?"

No. 597383

File: 1596643412799.png (106.2 KB, 571x288, Screen Shot 2020-08-04 at 8.53…)

No. 597406

File: 1596645037592.jpeg (1.37 MB, 1242x2085, 1BB8BF87-F456-4327-A08A-139E29…)

No. 597412

God that’s my favorite PNP pic

No. 597533

PnP is so boring to me but holy fuck that pic is hilarious

No. 597545

File: 1596656552577.png (174.43 KB, 599x316, tumblr_lq25a7ZLc61qi0nrao1_640…)

i'm dying she looks like pic related

No. 597553

You're a legend. Tysm

No. 597554

Not really a post, but the spoiler image still makes me laugh after all these years. Please never change it, mods

No. 597581

File: 1596660251309.jpeg (850.99 KB, 1242x1404, 90F36331-A555-4422-AACB-4ABE6F…)

I feel bad for anon, but she seems like the most stereotypical mentally ill finnish girl ever


No. 597583

File: 1596660314318.jpeg (507.95 KB, 1242x950, 353AF161-DCBB-4B3A-88F0-6293FD…)


No. 597587

i still think i know this girl and wish her well yikes

No. 597589

File: 1596660660293.png (1.13 MB, 1200x1544, kek.png)

It's been years but I still laugh every time I go back to find this

No. 597592

Why do you think you know her, just curious?

No. 597595

this genuinely depressed me to read what the fuck is wrong with finnish people

No. 597599

this isn't a finnish thing, this is just a bpdfag thing

No. 597600

Partly you are right. But Finnish drinking culture definately seems more dark and eastern-european to me than how it is in other nordic countries.

No. 597601

there must be a lot of bpdfags in finland then because they are a very odd bunch and i hear stories about finns that sound similar to this all the time. they're all drunkards with no self-respect or social awareness, which i don't fully understand because i thought the standard of living there was pretty high? they're like eastern europeans only weirder

No. 597608

File: 1596662763338.png (30.58 KB, 850x238, dom1.png)

No. 597609

File: 1596662804919.png (18.17 KB, 732x154, dom2.png)

I still think about this exchange every time my gf brings up animal crossing

No. 597611

Sounds like a bpdfag i once knew and got rid of. Finnish people have a twisted relationship with alcohol and lots of, me included pretty much avoid it unless you are sure people don't get dark with it.

No. 597619

That is my post, and I highly doubt you know me, considering I have not had any friendship breakups after I turned 15

No. 597621

Worry not finnfag, everyone on lolcow thinks they know who different anons are and thinks everyone in their life is secretly on lolcow.

No. 597623

File: 1596664018131.jpeg (67.45 KB, 400x400, A39A9B06-DD98-4936-8837-5D4ED2…)

Fair enough. I’m just pissy bc I’m still hungover and y’know, drank vomit and got molested last night

No. 597642

This isn't really funny, young adults having substance abuse and mental health problems is a reoccurring problem here and it's depressing. Acting like a ratchet bitch shouldn't be acceptable in any country, at least this anon felt bad about what happened and expressed remorse.

25-35 year olds grew up during our financial history's worst recession (falling of the Soviet Union made the economy crash) in the early 90's which drove a lot of families into debt, alcoholism and poverty and it still keeps affecting their kids (and their parents) in their adulthood. Our boomers grew up with the generation that was devastated after the long period of war and the urbanization of the country didn't begin until the 60's so people just kept drinking at their farms to numb the war trauma I guess. However, alcohol consumption has been on a steep decrease for at least a decade now and according to questionnaires younger people are way noticeably more straight edge than the preceding generations. Finland has a pretty depressing past.

No. 597643

Don't forget the grandparents emotionally and physically crippled by the wars and the emotionally fucked kids they had who would eventually have us.

No. 597663

File: 1596669708733.jpg (341.28 KB, 1300x1300, alcohol-europe.jpg)

Finns actually don't really drink that much, they're pretty average. And this >>597643 applies to close to all of Europe too. Plus now Finland is amongst the top richest countries. Not sure why they love to play up the sad alcoholic meme so much when they actually live in one of the best countries on earth.

No. 597698

It really is not about the amount of alcohol, but the mentality surrounding it. A lot of finnish people get weirdly dark if they have had too much to drink. I have never witnessed a similar vibe with people from other countries on the same level.

And yes it’s technically one of the happiest countries or whatever, but people here have seriously low self esteem and bad social issues because the culture is so individualistic and reserved and a lot of people feel very lonely and isolated.

No. 597715

though i would say lot of the young people have replaced alcohol with drugs which are a growing problem.

but like you said things have been fucked up here, i would even go further and add all the stuff that happened with sweden and russia before too like shit's been happening for hundreds of years so it's no wonder the overall national mentality is kinda fucked up.

No. 597718

yes of course other european countries suffered from world wars too but prior to that there was a civil war, which's silent traumas still are discussed to day, which happened right after finland finally gained it's independence after the long rules under sweden and russia. like finland hasn't had just some decades of shit history but this goes way back and i wouldn't be surprised if it leaves a mark on the people.

No. 597733

File: 1596675464158.gif (1.31 MB, 294x231, 5ddc336bfd9db244c913783d.gif)

continuing OT commentary but transgenerational trauma really is a bitch

No. 597736

like yeah not to be once again the bitchy finn whining about stuff that's long in the past, but just to give some example, say when it comes to language: first comprehensive finnish writing system was created as late as in 16th century. compared to some other european countries i'd say that 500 years of having comprehensive writing system when it comes to language is rather short time, since before finnish language was basically considered to be inferior peasant tongue that didn't have use elsewhere but in said peasants's every day life so for long time finnish was mostly just spoken, very rarely written. the first known finnic language writing that exists was a birch letter found from 13th century which says in english: "I want to speak Finnish, but I am not able to"

it's been all these kind of things adding up so you have constantly had bunch of subdued people raising next generations for a long time.

No. 597740

Hey anon, I would like to hear you out, could you please explain this more? maybe not here, but on the vent thread, I'm very interested in this

No. 597798

File: 1596686820556.png (32.78 KB, 1074x150, lol.png)

No. 597809

She spoke the truth.

No. 597908

I didn’t mean that it was funny bc of what happened to this person, but that someone could recognize that she was having a shit time in such a Finnish way that anon could recognize it

No. 597933

kek this one was hilarious i almost forgot about it 10/10 anon

No. 598229

thank you, I would but trying to wrap my head around it makes it explode as it's a loaded subject

No. 598424

File: 1596752997363.jpeg (36.04 KB, 738x233, 6D964B9F-88EB-4C60-BC47-094C33…)

No. 598704

This is so fucking funny

No. 598709

File: 1596801157396.jpeg (690.44 KB, 1242x1153, 137882B4-5AB8-4631-A244-4A5E2F…)

No. 598715

File: 1596801882405.jpg (227.18 KB, 1080x1290, 20200807_150458.jpg)

No. 598716

I'll never understand why he would admit to that. Just post your stupid art and go.

No. 598778

What is it with gay men and their need to talk about how gay they are all the time. This is literally the second time he got banned. The art is nice tho.

No. 598781

File: 1596809675667.jpeg (519.07 KB, 1242x1058, 292A2599-B253-48B7-A0DD-E59B9E…)

I feel like this one is only funny if you’ve followed the TND saga. I laughed for two days

No. 598783

This post has me suicidal

No. 598788

File: 1596810064932.png (178.48 KB, 1392x345, gay.png)

A gay guy showed up in the femdom thread wanting to be non-sexually dominated, what sort of next level mommy complex is that?

No. 598806

I wish this thread was more ‘this bitch said some funny shit’ and less ‘this cow said something dumb’

No. 598821

this is so silly. gay anon is an icon. we stan

No. 598823

don't encourage him

No. 598831

I'd rather hear from 100 gay men than one more retarded radfem sperg

No. 598843

let anons enjoy stupidity in peace, woman

No. 598860

samefag but there is just something outrageously funny in telling a board of salty bitches "the idea of eating pussy makes me rather unwell" kek

No. 598868

I'm into gay guys and i hate getting my pussy ate or just touched at all, why did they have to ban him

No. 598905

you'll get your chance next time he ban-evades

No. 599066

Shut up faggot

No. 599069

There are a lot more men here than you realise and as long as they don't announce, they're allowed to post kek. Even asherah's garden has men, namely the admin

No. 599076

Are you a man?

No. 599082

Nice try.

No. 599086

If you like faggots so much go to twitter

No. 599087

I'd rather blow my head off but I definitely find gay men are the easiest to get on with

No. 599089

Gay men secretly hate women. You do you anon<3

No. 599090

Oh, hey newfag.

No. 599092

lol you're the newfag. This is probably a tourist scrote.

No. 599093

Here's a tip, newfag: put a hashtag in front of that loveheart next time to avoid a ban

No. 599094

Nah. Have you never met a misogynit gay man, Obv a generalization,, but a lot of them have a superiority complex ”bc uwu women complicate everything my being emotional” and secretly hate fag hags

No. 599095

I've met misogynistic women too and pickmes

No. 599097

I’m not a newfag, just drunk as shit

No. 599099

This is not 4chan, go back to your shithole.

No. 599101

I've never used 4chan, why would I want to go to womenhate.org

No. 599109

And I’m not saying this bc they are gay, it’s bc they are men.

No. 599114

anons secretly bang each other's moms behind each other's backs

No. 599127

Sorry anon, I'm not a terf so i don't use it

No. 599130

>Even asherah's garden has men, namely the admin
Its admin got switched out, keep up anon.
Scrotes are good at starting websites, but no one actually wants them around.
Also, low-key thanks for clarifying that the same people who go on about "radfem spergs" are either men themselves, or desperately want men on this site, as if they don't already have the rest of the internet. We already knew, but the confirmation helps.
Scrotes out.

No. 599142

anons desperately want to bang each other's moms

No. 599146

Gay men suck

No. 599148

And swallow too ♥

No. 599149

File: 1596835616885.jpg (77.44 KB, 577x599, 1457851536678.jpg)

I guess femdom was his final fantasy

No. 599150

File: 1596835735818.jpg (40.81 KB, 720x576, eohGTbS5.jpg)

No. 599151

No. 599153

File: 1596835898748.jpg (13.3 KB, 320x180, FWmWUFSFH48P94tnEAEnCo-320-80.…)

I guess final fantasy was his femdom

No. 599157

this thread has been taken over by anons banging each other's moms. you must surrender

No. 599187

I swear to God whoever you are I will find you and then I will find your mum and I will bang her even if it's the last thing I do. And then I'm never gonna call her again

No. 599216

haha anon I banged ur mom already

No. 599222

I'm teleporting behind you with a katana right now AND going back in time to bang your mom first

No. 599224

Kill yourself. If you really are a man on here then you’re a waste of life. Women will never like you.

No. 599225

Hi anon, I'm Dr. Manhatten and having a foursome with your mom but the real me is actually in another room working on some project

No. 599228

I can’t even verbalise just how unfunny you are. From the bottom of my heart, get lost faggot. Go play fortnite.

No. 599230

jokes on you anon i’ve astral projected to your moms bedroom and i’m currently banging her

No. 599239

I'm gonna get lost and play the Fortnite but only after I've given your mom her first real orgasm

No. 599252

File: 1596842747705.png (61.66 KB, 2026x156, iongwk.png)

Let's ignore the spamming scrote and try to get this thread back on-topic.

No. 599255

File: 1596843148575.jpeg (46.33 KB, 598x288, A12444BD-BF0C-4B42-AAAD-C1EF66…)

No. 599259

>that screencap
don't give me any ideas
this thread is never on topic

No. 599261

File: 1596843436144.png (149.63 KB, 1061x271, dragon_ball.png)

No. 599262

File: 1596843478574.jpeg (260.78 KB, 1815x320, CFCF124E-A3C0-4FE8-B31C-707461…)

No. 599263

File: 1596843523265.png (36.79 KB, 1198x150, u2h.png)

No. 599266

File: 1596843561365.png (370.06 KB, 950x692, patrick.png)

No. 599270

okay but where is the original post i lowkey wanna learn too lol

No. 599330

sorry anon, can't remember. I think it was somewhere in /ot/.

No. 599333

File: 1596848815831.jpeg (162.92 KB, 731x1247, 81CDFC4C-7EC6-4D79-BC09-BE073E…)

No. 599340

hey, im the first patrick anon lol. can't find the og thread but i do remember the gist of what the anon said to me. she said to prepare your environment, like with towels or blankets. drink a lot of water and hold in ur pee, lol. masturbate however you feel is best for you, but focus on edging. only go for orgasm if you feel like you're gonna pee. she said it doesnt work all the time and tbh i havent tried it yet because i live with people who dont respect my fucking boundaries and barge in my room to show me fucking tik tok videos at all hours of the day.

No. 599343

File: 1596849966222.png (570.11 KB, 2026x676, 78b.png)

No. 599354

Honestly that's even more of a reason to do it because if they barge in on you furiously masturbating surrounded by water bottles and towels then they'll learn not to do it again

No. 599355

no we don't. stop this dumb fangirling over a moid just because he sucks dick.

imagine being this much of a pick-me

this shit isn't even funny? Can you retards stop dumping random shit here

No. 599359

>this shit isn't even funny? Can you retards stop dumping random shit here
This thread went from "here's some posts that made me laugh" to various farmers just posting screenshots of 1. their own posts or 2. posts made by anons they were arguing with, which they're posting here in a weak attempt to make fun of

No. 599363

You realize you are also shitting up the thread with this post right? Those posts are 10 hours old, the discussion is over. If you don't find something funny just ignore it. Not everyone has the same sense of humor.

No. 599364

>pick-me!!! nobody here is funny! FUCK FAGGOTS
ah the femcels have arrived

No. 599369

…How did you interpret "a man isn't funny solely because he's gay" as "fuck faggots"?
>inb4 accusing me of being that poster and/or a femcel

No. 599372

Fuck off to twitter if you wanna worship a moid who will never pick you ie a fag
They think they’re slick too, embarrassing

No. 599377

Baby i never said gay men were funny for being gay, you just see "gay man" and blow your fucking top don't you(derailing)

No. 599392

I just love to see this thread burn lol

No. 599395

lol at mods banning >>599377 for derailing but not the other anons

No. 599396

This is why we can’t have nice things

No. 599410

and how do you know it's not the same anon

No. 599423

true i think anons are forgetting about the dumbass shit thread and also i always thought that this thread should be on /m

No. 599426

>this shit isn't even funny? Can you retards stop dumping random shit here
1. Humor is subjective.
2. Instead of bitching and arguing with people (actual retard behavior), try posting shit you actually find funny.

No. 599435


can you stop derailing you fucking retards. Also stop posting your own caps they're not funny.

No. 599436

>those posts are 10 hours old
Glad you found your way here from twitter newfag but people replying to 10 hour old posts isn't weird.

This thread makes me cringe. That some of you people find some of this shit funny pains me. It's 9gag level humor at best.

No. 599438

Nta but your post was immediately fucktarded as soon as you pulled out T-TWITTERFAG

No. 599481

File: 1596870599266.jpeg (98.2 KB, 1242x212, 68BC57CB-A77E-4F4C-9F2B-889BEC…)

No. 599482

File: 1596870898185.png (70.57 KB, 1275x627, spinstersgonuclear.PNG)

I feel like this could be turned into a great band name somehow

No. 599485

I love the idea of a band named "The Nuclear Spinsters" that juxtaposes 50s nuclear family pickme housewife imagery with 60s/70s radfem lesbian imagery

No. 599493

Badass. Farmers, pls start this band asap.

No. 599504

File: 1596874621180.jpg (109.68 KB, 1080x679, Screenshot_20200808-181639__01…)

No. 599550

File: 1596881970161.jpeg (13.3 KB, 750x135, 9778E329-C730-40E9-B238-A9B4E4…)

No. 599578

File: 1596885656728.jpg (66.77 KB, 720x330, IMG_20200808_132059.jpg)

No. 599645

File: 1596897603084.jpg (40.52 KB, 800x450, brainlettttt.jpg)

it's le 9gag humor!!! im so smart lol terfs get POWNED

No. 599648

> i live with people who dont respect my fucking boundaries and barge in my room to show me fucking tik tok videos at all hours of the day.
kek anon that's so fucking sad. Instead of letting your pussy cum you have to watch shit tiktok compilations, I feel so sorry for you

No. 599655

sex advice thread on /g

No. 599659

File: 1596900517369.jpg (172.34 KB, 1080x877, Screenshot_20200808_162724.jpg)

You anons might not find this funny but the end caught me so of guard when scrolling the thread that I actually laughed out loud

No. 599694

File: 1596906792582.jpg (82.23 KB, 1238x280, red scare tourist.jpg)

Not particularly funny but this might explain the increasingly frequent pee posts.

No. 599951

File: 1596930017377.png (5.63 KB, 344x172, Capture.PNG)

No. 599968

File: 1596931615390.png (11.91 KB, 475x267, Capture.PNG)

No. 599973

Stop trying to derail faggot

No. 599988

File: 1596934464307.png (46.84 KB, 581x247, 159693443289886000.png)

No. 600004

Jesus. I don’t know if I like that the anon she’s replying is denying it’s her though because OP gave very specific details. Still irky and I don’t see why she just would call her so weirdly out on lolcow of all places instead of tumblr, her hugbox. Rip tiddies.

No. 600111

File: 1596950301989.png (366.6 KB, 540x816, 20200809_071701.png)

Farmers roasting each other's taste in men will always be funny to me

No. 600409

File: 1596992720547.jpeg (941.9 KB, 828x1625, 4ACC8AC3-917A-4597-BFF7-965704…)

No. 600418

File: 1596993302928.jpeg (28.86 KB, 629x438, EcBFezRXgAYyjN5.jpeg)

holy shit lmao

No. 600453

I fucking miss the kshit threads so much

No. 600837


We honestly had some good laughs in the kpopcrit threads. I hope admin will let us bring them back. I think as long as it's a contained thread and on auto-sage.

There's a slow af discord channel you can join to discuss https://discord.gg/scaVnD

fuck, this is hilarious

No. 600838

did this actually happen or?

No. 600856

no thanks. kshit threads mean the site is overrun by tumblr tards that want to tone police the rest of the sit. stay gone.

No. 601060

File: 1597058658201.jpeg (50.8 KB, 645x120, 106F99CA-86CB-490B-BB03-CCB12B…)

No. 601083

Anon, "squirting" is just peeing. You just pissed everywhere.

No. 601132

File: 1597069687012.png (68.83 KB, 540x420, 20200810_162456.png)

Unnecessarily aggressive and autism ridden posts targeting admins always make me barf. How ballsy

No. 601133

File: 1597069790467.jpeg (259.83 KB, 750x794, F67620B9-714D-4852-9901-419F8B…)

No. 601139

File: 1597070157411.png (253.89 KB, 538x774, 20200810_163321.png)

I can't stop laughing

No. 601150

second patrick anon, idc its hot as fuck and im having seriously intense orgasms so

No. 601183


I know for the big gusher type 'squirting' has to be piss. Otherwise, where is all that stuff being stored or does it spontaneously manifest into the universe through the magic of yoni?

No. 601194

Part of it is piss, sure. But at least when I squirt there is also this white sticky stuff

No. 601195

anon, you know that women produce lubricant outside of the vagina right?

No. 601244

File: 1597082278026.png (156.23 KB, 1200x1117, pngguru.com (20).png)

i'm jealous wtf, first patrick anon here and i still can't get myself to do it. i can get intense gspot and clit orgasms but no squirt in sight. how many times did it take to get it right?

No. 601248

File: 1597082867067.png (7.15 KB, 636x99, lol.png)

No. 601272

White sticky stuff sounds like discharge, maybe you're trying to piss too hard while cumming you're also releasing discharge? I don't understand the physics if it's not piss how the wetness becomes so built up it projects into a stream. We know women piss and shit themselves giving birth because they're pushing out, but when you cum the whoke point is for your muscles to contact inwards to better help the flow of sperm.

No. 601291

Or just the natural lubrication, there is way more of it than normal discharge (and I do not have a yeast infection). I only squirt from hard fingering or using a dildo myself tbh.

No. 601292

Also forgot to add, I don’t cum while squirting, thise are two different things

No. 601327

No. 601343

Well obviously one is an orgasm and the other is pissing yourself.

No. 601390

File: 1597090144166.png (3.73 KB, 718x58, chu.png)

No. 601442

>If there is lubrication, it's your glands at work. The responsible glands for producing lubrication for sexual activity are the Bartholin glands (located to the right and left of the vaginal opening) and the Skene glands (close to the urethra).

that's also where the liquid that's not expelled from the bladder during squirting is from.

No. 601475

this lol (i think it's unecessary to cap also you can see the context better)

No. 601573

So tired of all of you talking about pissing yourself, it’s killing me. Go to the vagina thread in /g/ I’m begging

No. 601611

File: 1597102752834.jpeg (353.25 KB, 1242x1234, 2BCEBB34-03A1-4240-95E3-2469C1…)

also kek

No. 601704

File: 1597110724857.png (4.57 KB, 768x64, Capture.PNG)

No. 601772

There was this post and a response to it on a random thread sometime within the last year that cracked my ass up for no reason, but for the life of me I don’t know how to find it. I’m gonna be that lameass poorly retelling a joke but idgaf it was something along the lines of

>when my brother chimps out I just beat him

>is your brother a manlet or are you an Amazon?

No. 602101

File: 1597158426511.jpeg (98.26 KB, 910x258, E5DD22B3-4EAC-4186-8A97-4911CC…)

No. 602103

I don't know why this made me crack up so bad

No. 602135

Lmao, this is cute and funny as hell. Best one yet. I love you, anon.

No. 602143

I once saw someone call others anon on a non-anonymous forum. Oops.

No. 602147

To me those posts are funny, they remind me of 4chan and the janny hate. Nothing says imageboard culture like hating the mod team (jokingly)

No. 602148

I saw necessaryspeed calling people anon on reddit, lol. Im glad I haven’t seen her around but I wonder where she went to…

No. 602160

I miss that speds incessant posting. Guess the bans finally got to her kek.

No. 602162

Last time she posted she said she was pregnant. Oh dear.

No. 602211

File: 1597169759790.jpg (644.57 KB, 1080x1884, 20200811_140832.jpg)

I tried my hand at making a collage of a lovely barage of kekkery that went down in the confessions thread. I've never made a collage on my phone before so please excuse how shitty it is.

Full disclosure I made one of the posts featured

No. 602286

File: 1597175107399.jpeg (62.75 KB, 1019x344, 2C2056BF-56CE-4BFC-994A-671062…)

I think it would be fair.

No. 602329

File: 1597178290327.png (86.08 KB, 539x361, fjfjd.PNG)

No. 602353

Im the op.
Sorry for my coomer-tier taste. I'm ashamed of every horny post i've made on lolcow but weirdly i always come here pre-masturbation.

No. 602366

File: 1597180323361.png (5.87 KB, 882x77, hhhh.PNG)

No. 602367

(just fucking with you anon kek)

No. 602373

Kek I’m screaming and also that the OP didn’t sage just to apologize

No. 602421

File: 1597184272791.png (61.08 KB, 1882x176, bug.png)

No. 602431

I want to find it funny, but it sounds too much like /pol/

No. 602445

File: 1597186307283.png (Spoiler Image, 489.15 KB, 898x1004, diosmios.png)

the manga thread is so pure

No. 602470

I laughed at this one too, but that pic was spoilered for a reason

No. 602676

dios mio indeed

No. 602717

File: 1597215214574.jpg (382.13 KB, 1157x1015, ofc she is a GAMER.jpg)

love the deathfat thread

No. 602839

>I am so much more than a size 28 death fat. I am also a dietitian.

No. 602842

She's clearly a graphic designer too

No. 602858

File: 1597240336776.jpg (27.13 KB, 700x644, 1593191222917.jpg)

And I would "dios mio" again.

No. 602904

Looks like a dumb bitch meme

No. 602914

File: 1597247011045.jpeg (204.19 KB, 1124x717, BD309D90-6E12-4CC8-A23A-7E2EDF…)


No. 602935


No. 602943

File: 1597251927348.jpeg (282.95 KB, 688x667, 7ED193EB-8D35-4EAA-B998-323558…)

I unhide the tinfoil thread on occasion for the lulz and this is what I fucking see

No. 602955

Reposting stuff that's /just/ been posted is obnoxious but this one cracked me up. The absolute certainty with which they say "Joe Biden dies." next to a picture of Kamala "If You Can't Lynch Em Jail Em" Harris making a funny face…Pure comedy

No. 603032

>Kamala "If You Can't Lynch Em Jail Em" Harris

No. 603136

File: 1597265172475.jpg (220.31 KB, 963x761, SmartSelect_20200812-164619_Ch…)

No. 603224

File: 1597271835107.png (3.36 KB, 456x89, adminsasleep.PNG)

I keep chuckling at this

No. 603413

File: 1597310455872.png (30.17 KB, 682x197, 20200813_121907.png)

No. 603429

I like fat tiddies.
Big milkers
Milky mommy mmmmm

No. 603442

No. 603601

File: 1597332372504.png (6.17 KB, 1291x103, kisame.png)

No. 603804

File: 1597348526928.jpg (263.47 KB, 992x1468, Screenshot_20200813_215055.jpg)

made me kek irl, I love the unconventional male attractions thread

No. 603811

best thread

No. 603923

File: 1597359563352.jpeg (57.09 KB, 750x168, 1C7EB5C0-6C5D-48F5-B6D2-5F494F…)

No. 603928

No. 603942

kek I actually don't know what is going on in that pic! I was randomly scrolling through instagram looking at tags for my city and I think he's some kind of pervert. He has a lot of pics of his butt like that or videos of him laying in bed naked or showering. I have seen him driving around in a white Porsche a few times but didn't make the connection until I found the instagram stuff.

No. 604015

File: 1597365750112.jpeg (167.61 KB, 663x592, A292FC98-5FC8-401A-A074-2AB08A…)

I love this thread

No. 604036

File: 1597368993578.png (594.02 KB, 757x572, Screen Shot 2020-08-04 at 8.50…)

No. 604081

I love them too. Sometimes they bring in the lolz for anon's questionable taste. Other times they bring in the validation that I'm not a weirdo.

No. 604227

Late here, but lmao I love this.

No. 604692

File: 1597440634267.jpeg (50.88 KB, 750x266, 76A21252-3F34-4386-AB1F-DB40E0…)

No. 604991

File: 1597490939827.jpeg (266.57 KB, 828x617, 274D2F91-1D0F-4C38-A35A-17B206…)

No. 604992

File: 1597490969070.jpeg (109.89 KB, 828x394, BE2F0CA8-87F1-4789-A24D-016E49…)

adding the reply from op too just bc i found the exchange cute lol

No. 605110

File: 1597510043383.png (679.12 KB, 1080x1140, IMG_20200704_170400.png)

Can't believe this wasn't posted yet

No. 605128

oh god I remember this post now

how tall is JP? I know Ben Shapiro is short but how tall is JP to be able to dwarf him like that lmao

No. 605139


>"Ow daddy it hurts!"

>"Well, facts don't care about your feelings, Ben!"

No. 605142

I think that pic was shopped but JP seems pretty tall in general

No. 605143

File: 1597513692898.jpeg (56.64 KB, 750x430, FCE22C20-E234-4C23-B999-07BF39…)

No. 605184

File: 1597516170737.jpeg (118.88 KB, 828x261, 20688D70-C31C-4E19-A6B2-4A0305…)

No. 605193

File: 1597518219358.jpg (147.86 KB, 720x1281, 20200815_205711.jpg)

>Hello fellow disciples of the cock

Scrot-posting tends to be annoying, but this one was entertaining to me, especially since all the replies look like he's samefagging to get the thread going since no one took the bait.

No. 605227

Lmao where is this from

No. 605229

it originated here a past confession thread about an anon talking about sqirting, two anons said thanks for the how to on learning, someone brought screenshots of that over here and that anon was replying to that from what i remember

No. 605231

Interesting. Seems like whenever the topic of squirting is brought up the reaction is usually visceral rage, but this was fucking hilarious.

No. 605256

File: 1597525912290.jpg (103.58 KB, 1080x257, Screenshot_20200815_221210.jpg)

Wtf I've been debating for a few months now making a no-context lolcow posts thread. Wild

No. 605301

File: 1597533568794.jpeg (89.68 KB, 632x315, D4716EB1-155C-4632-9151-912F3A…)

From Sanic thread. The contrast cracked me tf up. I think this embodies a farmer’s inner world well.

No. 605590

File: 1597585304389.png (3.48 KB, 781x24, useless.png)

I laugh whenever i think about this

No. 605595

This has been fucking me up for ages, fuck it's so fucking funny

No. 605599

File: 1597586696451.png (86.94 KB, 1424x424, shitthread.png)

Saw this when the bathroom talk thread was bumped on /g/

No. 605611

Someone please bring the pic of lurch with the "when u see da big Areola" because it should be the hallmark of this thread and I lol every time I see it

No. 605697

File: 1597596294133.jpg (36.42 KB, 535x333, dfnbgf,.JPG)

still dying over this lmao. Sorry for the shitty edit tho

No. 605709

File: 1597597280388.jpg (364 KB, 2060x1096, 1597596294133.jpg)

fixed it for you anon

No. 605712


ty for making this piece of art perfect.

No. 606270

File: 1597639069415.jpeg (90.24 KB, 750x272, 168B4C9B-0E10-43ED-A2CB-6907B7…)

My favorite cap

No. 606281

this really encapsulates the lc experience

No. 606383

File: 1597655491604.gif (254.35 KB, 220x173, tenor.gif)

this fucking website I stg

No. 606395

File: 1597657309348.jpeg (512.12 KB, 665x1258, 2F4B912F-9A20-49DD-B111-DACB1A…)

No. 606399

File: 1597657968961.jpg (104.46 KB, 1044x332, Screenshot_20200817_105036.jpg)

No. 606402

which thread is this from, anon?

No. 606406

Why? So you can go and whine about “Go back to asherahs garden spinster!” Fuck you find it yourself(infighting)

No. 606431

No, I just want to see the other replies lol

No. 606453

Ma'am who pissed in your cheerios

No. 606459

No. 606494

Honestly? This anon? Mood

No. 606506

File: 1597668643994.jpg (32.83 KB, 1544x182, sleep.JPG)

No. 606841

File: 1597689047064.png (55.1 KB, 1778x349, sixth grader.PNG)

i can only read this in the voice of a retarded sixth grader or a 45 year old mom who found her way onto the internet

No. 606847

File: 1597689365000.jpeg (313.93 KB, 828x771, 1F0C7DB7-3B1C-4031-9168-92C415…)

someone posted a quiz that determines what fictional character you resemble the most

No. 606856

my friend sent me the south park quiz to take and i got manbearpig

No. 607666

File: 1597767675520.png (18.11 KB, 944x244, farmerpolitician.PNG)

I could see this happening

No. 607677

File: 1597768384556.png (46.06 KB, 237x299, 1CCEF99C-7508-49F6-8BE0-4BA31D…)

666 replies, confess your sins

No. 607852

I laughed at this im sry anon

No. 608792

File: 1597869442034.jpg (36.22 KB, 779x346, im retard.jpg)

I know it's a bit cringe when posts are recent but this legit made me lol

No. 608799

Kek what the hell does she think an alphabet is?

No. 608817

File: 1597870681816.png (304.23 KB, 802x608, workoutlines.PNG)

from the workout music thread

No. 608883

she probably meant letters which is still super wrong.

No. 608990

File: 1597884936664.png (131.96 KB, 791x336, creature.png)

Here you go queen

No. 608994

I'm still appalled!! Thanks for reminding me!!!

No. 609037

Anon I hope you know that I love Quark ergo I love you

No. 609407

ayrt your post made me giggle so much and still does whenever i think of it, hope you have a fantastic life ily queen

No. 609884

I thought this photo was of james acaster

No. 609899

File: 1597967113569.jpg (35.06 KB, 514x403, 01.jpg)

No. 609901

Huh? Why anon?

No. 609914

File: 1597969483275.png (9.52 KB, 1216x173, ec77af641874a9aa7b223ae494200a…)

No. 609953

Because I'm blind and horny for James Acaster I guess, anon.

No. 610183

File: 1597988576674.png (21.93 KB, 812x239, n2f.png)

N2F is the best thing about the ana-chan thread

No. 610186

Someone already posted the "Two pieces of sweetcorn? …I?" post, but it makes me laugh every time. Thank you based N2F

No. 610472

File: 1598013833678.gif (786.79 KB, 245x276, Download (2).gif)

relatable, have a nice day

No. 611101

File: 1598063089313.jpg (97.6 KB, 549x677, preferences.jpg)

No. 611102

File: 1598063289696.jpg (64.27 KB, 542x409, prefrences2.jpg)

also this

No. 611170

File: 1598068068606.png (15.03 KB, 1308x172, g.png)

No. 611402

You and me both, anon

No. 611426

This being the first thing i saw today, thank u

No. 612478

File: 1598187613609.jpg (337.63 KB, 810x2053, 20200823_155922.jpg)

never change lolcow

No. 612552

This sounds like it was originally written by a pedo scrot and the pronouns are the only think they changed before posting in some /g/-thread so that they can feel "see? people only think I'm a pedo because I'm a man! If it was a woman feminists would agree!!".

No. 612582

File: 1598204026320.png (335.46 KB, 1280x1020, cracker barrel anon.png)

Applebees general is the best thread tbqh

No. 612585

I do love a good shitpost

No. 612598

Why is a serious condiment here

No. 612941

File: 1598251932640.jpeg (222.95 KB, 675x506, 0AA99FC3-D577-4413-9278-67AF27…)

No. 612946

>inability to understand sarcasm may be an early sign of dementia

No. 612959

what am I missing here

No. 612991

Oh… I thought I was just autistic, guess I can look forward to dementia too.

No. 613005

Thanks babe

I posted the two pieces of sweetcorn way upthread and it literally still makes me laugh too lmao

No. 613133

File: 1598275156366.png (236.44 KB, 2594x824, doaboutit.png)

NTA, but this is the full context. It was a complete misunderstanding.

No. 613296

File: 1598284623623.png (391.35 KB, 700x537, kfc lolcow.png)


No. 613379

File: 1598289202195.jpeg (52.82 KB, 750x357, 86D5A14D-0210-4448-BAE6-9A93AC…)

I know it’s recent but this made me laff

No. 614063

Same I’m so glad you posted so I didn’t have to

No. 614182

File: 1598320001629.png (399.5 KB, 2184x532, m341.png)

No. 614192

My fucking sides I’m wheezing

No. 614378

Something stupid I said got posted here, and now something that I intended to be funny got posted. I feel so validated.

No. 614620

File: 1598365491365.png (730.64 KB, 1848x932, rip in piss.png)

No. 614624

the "cries when he learns what it is" gets me every time

No. 615318

File: 1598425475056.jpg (32.95 KB, 689x274, 20200826_100446.jpg)

Can't help but wonder what outsiders think about us

No. 615320

You know what they think about us.

No. 615327

They’re always attached to really personal, heartfelt struggle posts but I need y’all to know that whenever I see an anon use one of the myriad of photos of Ben Affleck looking miserable it often ends up being hilarious

No. 615334

File: 1598426614063.png (257.92 KB, 960x720, achoo.png)

Oh god, you got a real laugh out of me.

No. 615994

File: 1598464254347.png (10.05 KB, 495x235, 1.PNG)

thank you, anachans who derail threads to leap at any chance to call someone fat, for giving me a giggle

No. 616001

i don't think your chin is supposed to be connected to your neck tho. isn't it supposed to be connected to your mandible?

No. 616021

Shut up anatomyfag

No. 616050

The reply to the anachan is way funnier. Vitamin deprivation makes anachans such smooth brains.

No. 616685

File: 1598535867619.png (259.51 KB, 869x733, calm down sweety.png)

the simp spergout in the shoeonhead thread gave me a laugh

No. 616687

Calming tea anon is best anon

No. 616870

I swear there are only 2-3 of you people yet you pop up in all sorts of threads to be pedantic and I promise you, your annoying anatomy info drops will not improve your over-thought mediocre art you colossal faggot. Stop posting.

No. 616882

File: 1598554456418.png (488.85 KB, 1516x636, 39826401845.png)

The difference in the first two replies made me cackle.

No. 616920

shut up neckchin. go have trouble breathing somewhere else

No. 617065

File: 1598565018934.jpg (97.96 KB, 976x504, lel.jpg)

I'm fucking wheezing

No. 617075

Go measure your skull for the 30th time today.

No. 617130

an immediate classic

No. 617473

File: 1598614910060.png (5.35 KB, 382x145, 1.PNG)

No. 617905

I kek’d aloud at work when I saw that post

No. 618019

File: 1598645811829.jpg (51.62 KB, 620x526, fav.JPG)

No. 618023

I’ve refrained this long from saying anything but I’m itt way too much and it confirms exactly what I’ve always suspected: you bitches are retarded!

No. 618443

File: 1598676626461.png (615.84 KB, 2368x858, Screen Shot 2020-08-29 at 00.5…)

Right now

No. 618445

I love that whole thread

No. 618572

File: 1598696591356.jpg (168.06 KB, 905x1332, 20200829_132401.jpg)

No. 618587

File: 1598700046889.jpg (236.75 KB, 893x1340, neetlita 1.jpg)

Tried my best but sadly couldn't find her first post, nevertheless please enjoy, anonettes.
As time went by she kept adding more things to make the roommate appear worse because nobody showed sympathy for her lol

No. 618588

File: 1598700085954.jpg (230.08 KB, 991x959, neetlita 2.jpg)

No. 618589

Lord, we need a photoset with her antics to try to gain sympathy for herself. I've missed a few lol.

No. 618590

File: 1598700193926.jpg (289.14 KB, 993x1293, neetlita 3.jpg)

No. 618591

File: 1598700299726.jpg (215.78 KB, 928x1129, neetlita 4.jpg)

No. 618592

This girl sounds kinda cool, anon is clearly jealous

No. 618593

I remember reading this all live, look at how many replies it got!

No. 618595

My roommate travels alot..oh and she gets laid…god she'such a loser

No. 618596

File: 1598700527110.jpg (195.12 KB, 995x832, neetlita 5.jpg)

Not sure about this one, but everybody immediately went "neetlita!" and that anon defended her.

No. 618599

File: 1598700584322.jpg (61.25 KB, 892x327, neetlita 6.jpg)

No. 618602

Ah yes a man who judges you by ratio and perkiness.. living the dream

No. 618603

Does anyone remember the Jon Bon Jovi typo on tempcow in the Onion Thread?? I hope someone screenshotted that

No. 618614

>I'm definitely not jealous of this cumrag stealing my bf. kek
Did anyone else notice that she's not saying that the roommate isn't stealing her boyfriend, just that she isn't jealous of her for it? Unfortunate.

No. 618620

This one was cute.

No. 618655

what was that? sounds familiar but I don't remember it…

No. 618766

File: 1598722763574.png (5.67 KB, 524x112, Capture4.PNG)

No. 619087

File: 1598761685467.jpeg (812.6 KB, 1242x1527, 4210BA09-91BA-4959-97FE-99EB14…)

No. 619090

This one has been posted

No. 619378

File: 1598809593951.jpg (220.11 KB, 1080x1165, 20200830_204643.jpg)

When spergs say they miss the old lolcow.farm shut them up by showing them this

No. 619421

Christ on a bike

No. 619626

classic fellow vagina haver move

No. 619803

File: 1598869763897.png (101.62 KB, 1521x519, crusty fleshlight.PNG)

I swear I got tears in my eyes from laughing at this

No. 620289

File: 1598920620283.jpg (81.51 KB, 668x252, castrationchan.jpg)

No. 620292

i remember that lol i prefer that over nucow honestly

No. 620339

File: 1598931508972.jpeg (177 KB, 931x719, D5B67589-9C6D-4F1F-B217-D17EC9…)

No. 620564

File: 1598970208443.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 1.15 MB, 1242x2349, 8D4F5C33-D3A9-4CBC-A51A-2E0694…)

No. 620570

Horrifying but worth it kek

No. 620577

Holy shit I forgot about this

No. 620621

File: 1598977030364.png (Spoiler Image, 353.02 KB, 1483x999, lc1.png)

I cackle to this day.

No. 620907

File: 1599001253399.png (2.83 KB, 336x109, Capture.PNG)

I like this one out of context.

No. 620909

File: 1599001626447.png (332.88 KB, 980x662, water.png)

No. 620927

all I see is truth

No. 620942

This one made me laugh too lmao

No. 621164

File: 1599034671317.jpeg (36.47 KB, 800x606, received_634356137218787.jpeg)

This is so fucked up.. It made me cackle

No. 621618

File: 1599079856848.png (385.67 KB, 550x1246, Screenshot_2020-09-02-21-46-51…)

No. 621646

File: 1599082668701.png (3.7 KB, 345x90, klll.PNG)

I don't know why this is so funny.

No. 621651

kek it's like they sniped her before she could even think of a clever nitpick

No. 621652

aight but thats pretty funny

No. 621663

God damn it I came here to post this too kek

No. 621665

Not sure if genuinely this funny or just stoned but either way I’m dying

No. 621683

File: 1599086439813.png (34.55 KB, 341x262, itstrueandsheshouldsayit.PNG)

No. 621685

File: 1599086530513.png (4.06 KB, 614x77, ded.PNG)

No. 621691

I’m starting to think roommate anon might be a troll, judging from that Disneyworld comment

No. 621725

File: 1599091200848.png (3.91 KB, 534x65, Capture.PNG)

>The name's Ladies. Bitches Ladies.

No. 622060

File: 1599137369685.png (80.12 KB, 528x400, KEKEK.PNG)

No. 622595

File: 1599181875798.jpg (331.81 KB, 720x1440, Screenshot_2020-09-03-22-10-50…)

No. 622603

This one really made me kek a lot.

No. 622714

I was about to post this, not only did i cackle but the reference sent me down a nostalgia rabbithole

No. 623096

File: 1599244984572.jpg (415.49 KB, 1080x1796, tardsgonewild.jpg)

Some spaz is bumping the vividrag thread with all kinds of autism. I dropped in responding to another anon, completely unrelated to the situation, and this is what I received kek.

No. 623158

File: 1599250032602.jpg (81.34 KB, 605x332, Screenshot_20200904-210053_Chr…)

No. 623178

bahahaha anon you beat me to it, just came here to post this one

No. 623198

File: 1599255183472.png (130.75 KB, 1258x677, IMG_0082.PNG)

No. 623215

File: 1599256281078.jpeg (1.05 MB, 1109x1478, C01DE620-9575-4493-A5D8-C91E52…)

No. 623473

File: 1599305071925.jpeg (149.57 KB, 1242x335, 3E27279A-CC9D-483B-A2CA-7CF149…)

No. 623495

File: 1599309507550.png (303.28 KB, 720x789, ayl2au5c.png)

two things I enjoy very much:
1. Mads Mikkelsen
2. stupidity

No. 623603

and this is why i hide the femdom thread (or most sexual threads for that matter)

No. 623895

That pic is sexy as hell though good god

No. 623977

File: 1599365248903.jpeg (791.94 KB, 1524x1225, 0CD2C9D9-5714-48C6-AED0-174808…)

from the fuck marry kill thread

hey!! thats me, nice

No. 624676

File: 1599498297127.png (1.81 KB, 264x59, 231813281329.png)

from the "characters you hate" thread

No. 624716

I only come to this thread at this point to see how many times I’ve been screenshotted and even if it’s pathetic that a small decibel of validation from a support group for wayward women with autism makes me feel content so what, it keeps me posting on a dying board.

No. 624736

You bring a little more happiness to the board and probably made me laugh, we appreciate you anon

No. 624751

File: 1599507342813.png (4.51 KB, 1527x142, triggerwarning.png)

>"that's all I needed to know" -mods, 2020

No. 624763

Sorry it’s not a screenshot but whichever anon started calling jack tpn (leftthots thread) Estee Lardass has my heart

No. 624843

File: 1599514482677.jpeg (74.1 KB, 657x222, 07687EF7-653C-4D4D-8124-23B0E4…)

No. 624915

File: 1599519791482.png (585.68 KB, 1080x1715, Screenshot_20171002-231948~01.…)

My screenshots from lolcow spark joy but pic related is one of my ultimate fave. I'm french and this post is legendary in my group of friends bless you anon for posting it

No. 624977

File: 1599526204939.jpeg (123.67 KB, 844x352, A1CEB65E-B4BC-4824-B3D6-AED333…)

No. 624978

This should be a banner tbh

No. 624979

HAHA what fucking thread was this in?

No. 624994

File: 1599529452517.jpeg (146.05 KB, 1241x418, DFBA71BA-5DBD-48CE-903E-D9C8A6…)

Same! It also still makes me laugh whenever anons make some kind of reference to this tweet

No. 625000

things that make your heart flutter thread on /ot/

No. 625002

File: 1599530445105.jpeg (249.29 KB, 1276x626, A5C56EFF-AFF8-4394-8AAE-4F6D21…)

No. 625018

File: 1599531505937.jpeg (236.41 KB, 744x1100, 8D40EECE-3332-4822-AEE5-12C669…)

almost posted the clannad water in ears post but someone beat me to it a while ago. this one always makes me chuckle

No. 625027

File: 1599533711832.jpeg (66.41 KB, 1514x256, CCAD3678-9CCD-4E61-8E40-81D97E…)

No. 625035

File: 1599535387644.png (372.94 KB, 770x818, 4239423.PNG)

this anon hung up on 1994 thom yorke

No. 625045

File: 1599537271331.png (368.33 KB, 2048x507, Screenshot_20200907-205442.png)

I'm 10

No. 625121

I automatically read that in James Charles' voice and it made it 10x funnier

No. 625128

jon bon jovi tomato can tony?
that was such a good time

No. 625163

Holy shit anon this made me laugh harder than the actual post

No. 625457

File: 1599588824239.png (8.16 KB, 410x224, 1.PNG)

No. 625502

File: 1599592038796.png (2.59 KB, 274x80, lebuff.PNG)

No. 625563

File: 1599596739379.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 695.52 KB, 1172x1747, BCC0FFC3-72BB-46F6-A573-127054…)

No. 625618

File: 1599601394522.png (255.49 KB, 629x575, hfdhfdhdf.png)

No. 625625

Wow I made it on the thread this is such a moment

No. 625627


No. 625632

Atleast I sage my cringe.

No. 625718

Why would you post this directly under the exact same screenshot?

No. 625790

I can't tell which epstein-chan is the real epstein-chan or if it's only one epstein-chan or not anymore

No. 625879

Tinfoil: Epstein-chan is in fact finnanon

No. 625886

File: 1599636482438.jpg (230 KB, 1280x720, 8jqQYW1SoZ-Y64Bre4ldwN3RrBsVXN…)

tfw you'll be remembered by lolcow as the girl who shoved a cracker barrel bottle up her hooha

No. 625905

tinfoil: epstein anon is finnanon and roommate anon, the trifecta

No. 625950

Ew no. I only like cute guys, not old fat men.

No. 625999

Maybe epsteinchan is the friends we made along the way

No. 626004

I only made the joke about trump and epstein spitroasting, I was poking fun at anons boring attempt to troll. I think they’re just really desperate to be itt. Beating dead horses and what have you.

No. 626059

File: 1599661302003.jpeg (291.64 KB, 1340x777, 6B94C882-CFD5-4247-9755-72B250…)

No. 626066

oh no she's dating pregory

No. 626091

File: 1599666269138.gif (2.29 MB, 275x180, 1515310459970.gif)

Both of these posts are sending me

No. 626113

It's not even witty but I love this post it always SENDS me

No. 626118

I want to punch that face

No. 626146

File: 1599669745925.png (250.51 KB, 786x459, shwuwu.png)

I keep thinking of this post

No. 626155

Me too kek

No. 626184

she is cute, name?

No. 626186

File: 1599672257646.png (230.57 KB, 542x341, Screenshot_2020-09-09 m - Ani…)

No. 626194

Gross. Couldn’t be more conspicuously 4chin pedo moid if it tried.

No. 626223

File: 1599675120977.jpeg (1.6 MB, 1242x2088, 3D098476-9CE3-4147-B67F-ACC1F0…)

No. 626224

File: 1599675215578.jpeg (383.24 KB, 1242x449, 5715FE5A-D7A1-4F2A-9655-5602EC…)

No. 626245

I want a borzoi.farm banner

No. 626253

Nobody likes an anon that force-memes.

No. 626283

Lmao I'm so proud to have participated in this.

No. 626291

It’s called funny posts of lc, not ‘corniest posts of lc’

No. 626303

File: 1599679140056.jpg (29.62 KB, 479x480, 1599497359295.jpg)

>stop liking what I don't like!!!!!

No. 626308

File: 1599679447778.jpg (22.06 KB, 705x106, help her.jpg)

thank god for mute but i still think my coworkers saw me ugly laugh on zoom when i read this

No. 626310

Or maybe some anons just need a higher standard of what they deem worthy of running into the ground. Try again.

No. 626314

File: 1599679634847.jpeg (196.56 KB, 1124x377, C8B29486-1AA0-4156-A106-CD6E1B…)

No. 626323

High brow humor on MY lolcow? I think the fuck not

No. 626325

Anon I just fear another Dante. Lol

No. 626326

File: 1599680215416.jpg (149.13 KB, 1200x900, DC3NdDlVoAAxgZP.jpg)

No. 626327

the entire lolcow inn thread is legendary tbh

No. 626328

>t. borzoi hater

No. 626332

File: 1599680520768.png (193.78 KB, 500x371, 97DB2525-E1D9-43B5-82DC-3E4FF4…)

No. 626411

File: 1599686149275.jpeg (144.72 KB, 701x851, E915CFA8-8385-481F-962D-C33DDF…)

No. 626493

Okay this still makes me lose it for some reason, it's so deadpan, the asburgers, canada

No. 626516

Same, I was so confused what it was trying to convey when I read it. The phrase ‘my aspergers fiancé’ kills me.

No. 626551

File: 1599694462175.png (106.06 KB, 1309x420, m-media.png)

No. 626621

What's funny about this?

No. 626796

I hope anti-borzoi chan dies!!

No. 626823

Holy shit dat me kek I sound so retarded. I still get snobby thoughts sometimes, but I'm working on it

No. 626825

I don’t even feel like you really sound snobby the way you explained honestly just sounds endearing and funny

No. 626878

File: 1599732727324.png (6.61 KB, 865x132, tranny.png)

This made me laugh so hard because the OP was about trannies wearing bikinis at the beach with their "girlbulge" out and how it shouldn't be sexualised.

No. 626894

Pretty sure Anti-Borzoi-chan was in the joke but this is still hilarious, Borzoi bullying arc was the funniest shit in a wholesome way

No. 626935

File: 1599744051751.jpeg (75.03 KB, 823x245, 01DA7D62-4939-4696-9055-80BE1D…)

No. 626951

File: 1599745655241.jpg (356.86 KB, 966x1213, SmartSelect_20200910-094845_Ch…)

Oh come on, you need context

No. 626952

As a proud Borzoi owner, I'm offended. They're adorable, wtf is anon about.

No. 626959

I don’t care about the borzoi shit I thought the typo out of context was funny

No. 626997

File: 1599748881589.jpg (5.96 KB, 224x225, download.jpg)

these dogs look like the animal version of rich chinese kids shooping doritos chins on themselves except these animals aren't bad shoops they're real.

No. 627008

in all seriousness whats the name of this??

No. 627012

File: 1599750024911.jpg (135.35 KB, 1024x768, 375032342_401d83d4ba_b.jpg)

That's a cuscus!

No. 627017

File: 1599750300935.jpeg (429.71 KB, 680x680, E74D516A-C55F-485B-AA8A-869323…)

no this is a cous cous

No. 627019

it's a australasian marsupial called a cuscus that lives in papua new guinea and cape york area of australia.

it's very similar to a brushtail possum

/end zoology sperg

No. 627021

Ok now you're projecting some aesthetic quasi-racist resentment onto a fucking dog.

No. 627055

I literally just said they reminded me of bad shoops kek calm down

No. 627072

File: 1599754365929.jpeg (198.83 KB, 671x639, 37B3D62C-F577-42DD-B1F9-B13AD7…)

No. 627073

Very true and now I want pizza and to pet a very fluffy cat

No. 627077

what on earth is this video

No. 627090

Yeah, it was funnier when it was the single post. The borzoi thing was funny two days ago but is tryhard now

No. 627100

It’s the female equivalent of 4chan and battletoads. So cringe.

No. 627290

At least Battletoads was actually funny.

No. 627344


> tranny

> incel

what's the difference

No. 627463

File: 1599777625009.png (81.39 KB, 624x425, gsgsdfngytjhrs.PNG)

From the Childhood Crushes thread.

No. 627480

That is so cute lmao

No. 627545

File: 1599781822939.jpeg (56.13 KB, 750x1000, 519C2BFD-39E3-4465-B4F9-E68A76…)

I loved him okay

No. 627586

Tell me that's yours and you literally took a photo of it please. Cause if so that's freakin' adorable anon

No. 627606

I wish! I wore the hell out of it until all the paint was off his beak, and this was 20 years ago. Never did realize as a little kid that it was morbid I was super excited for Burger King so I could get chicken toys when I was eating chicken nuggets. But I did love him.

No. 627644

File: 1599787987150.jpeg (493.93 KB, 1232x887, 1B39C44F-63FD-4311-98FA-68565B…)

‘Throughout this thread I've been accused of being 13, male, an atheist, shayna, someone who obsessed over anisa’ really made me laugh for some reason

No. 627649

which thread is this?

No. 627650

Dumbass shit thread, there’s been some retarded argument going on for hours

No. 627769

File: 1599801819144.png (303.86 KB, 609x1031, Screenshot_2020-09-10-21-23-33…)

No. 627771

File: 1599802102474.png (184.79 KB, 837x505, Screen Shot 2020-09-11 at 12.2…)

No. 627776

File: 1599802815246.png (13.37 KB, 688x46, 878n.png)

No. 627813

File: 1599809482342.png (2.07 MB, 2031x2048, Screenshot_20200911-003001.png)

the femdom thread in /g/ is special

No. 627821

Lmao I love this one. Anon could not have chose a better pic.

No. 627948

File: 1599829259668.jpeg (78.23 KB, 1125x419, FB308DB5-11F9-4CCB-997B-CD7ECE…)

No. 627983

This one is exquisite

No. 628109

File: 1599846440579.png (14.57 KB, 1783x87, eNNxpmn.png)

No. 628162

No image but imageine every selfpost made by Canyon in Tesah Jordin’s thread. Them’s funny posts.

No. 628166


No. 628214

File: 1599854643504.png (480.73 KB, 719x1024, 20200911_170253.png)

No. 628574

File: 1599900554076.jpeg (166.55 KB, 750x492, 61831B97-7B50-477B-9A32-8CF1C5…)

No. 628611

File: 1599906134856.png (421.88 KB, 665x662, 0285 - h3nTfec.png)

zoology sperg anon here.

I hate it when people "adopt" wildlife and call them pets. Wildlife (and "exotic" pets) are not domesticated and should not ever be bought, sold, or kept as pets.

it's also pissing me off that they're christian missionaries living in Indonesian jungles .

No. 628991

File: 1599947750426.png (4.38 KB, 412x93, Capture.PNG)

No. 629024

File: 1599950695031.jpg (129.58 KB, 719x477, Screenshot_20200912-233655_Chr…)

No. 629028

File: 1599950928316.jpg (830.9 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200909-194439_Chr…)

No. 629063

pretty sure he was the anon bitching about tomatoes in the unpopular opinion thread right after this too

No. 629117

Oh god it totally is!! Lmfaooo I can see it

No. 629353

i feel appreciated ty

No. 629362

File: 1599978397135.png (187.38 KB, 2310x700, Screen Shot 2020-09-13 at 02.2…)

made me snort

No. 629764

File: 1600041109030.jpeg (243.04 KB, 1089x1339, A413385F-FCAB-4FE5-A062-FF202A…)

i have a special place in my heart for the bizzare and vaguely horny kind of posts of lolcow. they're relatable.

No. 629766

File: 1600041174233.jpeg (615.57 KB, 996x1063, D71BE612-7039-42C4-BA20-44E246…)


i hope skeksis anon is doing well

No. 629810

I hate this kind of posts. They remind me of the perverts from cc

No. 629812

Hahahaha holy shit why

No. 629815

I'm hoping it's a woman but every time I read something like this, it reminds me of a scrote or a degen troon.

It's perfectly fine and normal to have fantasies like that but writing them out is just ugh.

No. 629817

I don’t get why you think women don’t/can’t have degen fantasies. Women aren’t a monolith.

No. 629820

>it reminds me
>It's perfectly fine and normal to have fantasies like that

I guess we aren't fucking reading tonight then, huh?

No. 629824

If you think it’s perfectly normal for women then why does it remind you of men/troons?

No. 629842

say what you want about skeksis chan but i respect her. men are cowards and no man would have the guts to fuck an evil vulture looking reptilian monster.

as for the bird post, i assumed that was mostly a joke? i hope.

No. 629963

File: 1600062750203.png (37.86 KB, 778x266, Screen Shot 2020-09-14 at 01.5…)

i lost it idk why

No. 629972

the holy trinity of lolcow, gender critical, female dating strategy but still go back to pp

No. 630019

Honestly I've seen female deviantart degens lust after all sorts of weird characters. One that I knew IRL was sexually obsessed with this cartoon character that was basically just a non-human blob and she especially got off to impregnation fetish featuring this character. She wasn't even some autistic nutjob but relatively normal otherwise. Paraphilias work in weird ways.

No. 630037

File: 1600076274336.jpg (33.86 KB, 747x450, 1594171219654.jpg)

Fuck I've been trying to find this post since it came up. I wasn't even kleptofucker anon, but I haven't been able to go a day without thinking about
>Being attracted to apathy will be your downfall

No. 630075

File: 1600084075995.png (178.98 KB, 632x501, _m - Husbandos #2.png)

The replies got a little giggle out of me

No. 630184

File: 1600095829235.jpeg (191.32 KB, 750x615, BDB628C2-EEA9-42D5-A47D-29EDE2…)

husbando farmers are so bold, meanwhile i feel ashamed lamenting my 3dpd nasty in the shameful attractions thread. I aspire to be this confident

No. 630345

Omg same! He has Chris Evans vibes. 7-year-old me loves the way he combed his comb <3

No. 630433

>chicken run chicken
>Chris Evan vibes <3

So do I screenshot the post from this thread and repost it here or

No. 630460

File: 1600124033190.jpeg (673.46 KB, 601x1594, 534E14AC-360E-42EC-A3E0-F52575…)

This god-tier copypasta from 4 years ago that was immediately shucked to /manure/ will always have a place in my heart

No. 630463

I meant every word. I’m tired of you bitches hornyposting, love yourselves.

No. 630484

I like to think the anons attracted to cartoon birds and shit are underage or intellectually disabled. I refuse to believe normal adult women are into Randall from Monster Inc.

No. 630492

Most of them are talking about childhood crushes or referring nostalgically and lightheartedly.

No. 630498

File: 1600127834907.png (158.42 KB, 300x300, Vlcsnap-2013-11-06-10h21m57s18…)

Imagine being so stuck up you treat husbandos thread of all things so seriously, lmao

No. 630502

I don't believe it's a legitimate sexual attraction, and the same goes for plenty of guys in the unconventionally attractive thread. I think they just find them somewhat attractive in an abstract sense without actually fantasizing about sex with them or visualizing their naked bodies, and they know it's kind of surprising/unusual so are more likely to post their odd taste. I've noticed it on other sites too, lots of girls claim to be into robot and skeleton characters for example and it's like… sure you actually want to fuck them and don't just enjoy their design/voice actor/etc.

No. 630519

I used to have a (male) friend who had a bird fursona, he was in the process of getting a fursuit made of it and he had the bird character tattooed on him… I think he was on the spectrum but his parents were living in denial

Now I don't think fox fursonas are exactly sexy either but anything is better than a fucking bird ??

No. 630525

>normal adult women
where do you think we are
>she hasn't seen the rule34 porn

No. 630526

samefag but also the self-insert porn

No. 630530

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dead serious question, does it count as attraction if i would date >>630184 and >>630075 (if he wasn't an asshole) over any human person because i totes would…..

No. 630544

>if he wasn’t an asshole
Anon Randall’s entire character is being an evil asshole I-

No. 630550

a magnificent evil asshole, yes.

No. 630565

File: 1600135390119.jpg (75.97 KB, 1080x413, Screenshot_20200914-195812.jpg)

When cows go moo

No. 630594

But anon, I want to date and fuck my robot husbando, i just don’t parade it with my face stamped everywhere.
I don’t see what’s the big deal, some people just don’t feel like dealing with other people, and as long as it isn’t hurting anyone, it’s not a bad thing.

No. 630602

oh anon I know plenty of people for whom it is very sexual. makes me feel better about liking weird, stiflingly narcissistic shameful human men. tbh ladies you do you as long as you're not fucking pedoshits then you get the guillotine I don't care if you wanna fuck fictional lizards or chickens, as long as you're content with it

No. 630616

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thank you based anon

No. 631363

File: 1600227816545.png (3.58 KB, 289x114, Capture.PNG)

No. 631433

File: 1600234716981.jpg (46.97 KB, 1266x186, aljdfoue.jpg)

No. 631441

laughed too Im glad she didnt delete it. she actually made less sense. Queen.

No. 631448

The duality of lolcow

No. 631477

File: 1600241514259.png (170.37 KB, 792x588, Screenshot_20200916-002721.png)

No. 631487

I love it

No. 631502

File: 1600248145442.png (198.76 KB, 807x302, lol.PNG)

No. 631516

So I guess you'll be super ecstatic when the sequel comes out(idk how much Rocky there will be tho)

No. 631546

The bar is low in this thread

No. 631572

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No. 631611

File: 1600268332317.jpg (218.79 KB, 1080x1234, Screenshot_20200917-005930__01…)

Square up anons

No. 631615

It‘s the random nipple hair information for me

No. 631634

I did enjoy that tid-bit

No. 631698

File: 1600277828438.jpg (1.35 MB, 2048x1823, pixlr_20200916143402566.jpg)

I don't know if this has been posted already, made me legit laugh out loud

Excuse my shitty collage

No. 631702

File: 1600278183055.png (5.29 KB, 701x72, wait what.PNG)

No. 631846

File: 1600290667060.png (21.82 KB, 1284x101, m.png)

No. 631997

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No. 632021

tit-bit, you mean

No. 632045

File: 1600312296197.png (26.66 KB, 1312x91, Screenshot 2020-09-16 at 1.21.…)

No. 632047

Can't believe that post has no replies. Proana thread has been cracking me up these days.

No. 632073

I don't even know who that is but I laughed

No. 632306

Lmao, I was going to post it here too. It's got that copypasta energy

No. 632336

File: 1600355864250.jpg (147.83 KB, 648x725, IMG_20200917_121853.jpg)

No. 632393

Never thought I'd see an American Psycho reference in a /snow/ thread, lmao.

No. 632581

File: 1600375563661.png (41.73 KB, 1946x130, knv1.png)

No. 632653

How do i have a feeling this is about pnp

No. 632775

they're not wrong tho

No. 632796

My first thought as well

No. 633224

File: 1600454098702.png (25.34 KB, 756x144, hkbjb.png)

No. 633416

File: 1600467793799.png (96.84 KB, 719x400, 20200919_202151.png)

No. 633421

I hate that I know what they’re talking about with the apples

No. 633987

File: 1600534844384.png (1.2 MB, 1372x1903, Jesuscharles.png)

Made me cackle

No. 633999

pls explain

No. 634084

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No. 634117

File: 1600544792120.jpg (27.52 KB, 879x166, wdqd.JPG)

TND in a nutshell kek

No. 634250

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No. 634577

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No. 634583

No. 634871

Kek I just came here to post this! I love that troon anon.

No. 635060

File: 1600679278161.png (64.61 KB, 1232x389, Screenshot_2020-09-19-16-55-01…)

No. 635110

that was me! glad i gave you a laugh

No. 635164

File: 1600697119235.jpg (71.03 KB, 966x382, Hot mummy.jpg)

This one made me kek for 5 minutes straight

No. 635167

File: 1600697638640.jpeg (644.21 KB, 1127x870, 0AEB7583-0016-4804-803D-00231D…)

unconventional male attractions thread

No. 635401

Does anybody have that post, I think from one of (lol) the poop threads, where some autist goes off on a diatribe against toilets for being the wrong height?

No. 635406

I was scrolling by, and thought you said that diatribe was from one of the k-pop threads lmao

No. 635407

Same thing tbh

No. 635431

File: 1600714530361.jpg (343.01 KB, 570x1171, 20200921_195603.jpg)

This buffoonery, loves it.

No. 635444

Is this legit roommate-anon's roommate?
She didn't seem to deny it so this must be the woman, the legend, herself.

No. 635448

She’s got to be FOB I can feel it, fobs be fibbing

No. 635453

Wait what thread is this in???

No. 635462

confession thread

No. 635537

File: 1600718883767.jpeg (343.81 KB, 1239x1557, 70412AE7-5BF6-4153-A8ED-BE1748…)