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No. 163622[Reply]

Shayna complaining on Twitter about her fellow sex workers or about not making enough money


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No. 157728[Reply]

This category of fan art always absolutely cracks me up. Post your favs and send lets send our energy into the universe to manifest a Mattel Mukbang.

No. 157738

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No. 158290

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Kudos to the anon who made this

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No. 163040

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How has this masterpiece not been posted yet?

No. 163596

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Shayna the fat bitch



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No. 162346[Reply]

Tell us why you follow Shat

Some questions for farmers who follow Shay's threads to consider:
> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
> How long have you been following her threads for?
> Do you contribute milk often?
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
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No. 163232

>>162346
> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation?
I'm 30 and my shaytardation is I'm morbidly fascinated by her antics, just can't look away at this point, it's too funny. Not a SW or a Moid.

> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?

No, never.

> How long have you been following her threads for?

I came here originally because of Raven, she was whining constantly about her "stalkers" and I got curious, and I started following her threads. But they moved slowly sometimes and then I'd look around the boards and found Shayna. I believe this was around the time when she called herself BambiDoll, she had a few threads at the time but not many.

> Do you contribute milk often?

Rarely.

> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?

Totally 100% super fat and 100% super jealous of her fabulous life kek!

No. 163239

> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Was a SW at the beginning now im just morbidly fascinated
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
we were in the same tumblr crowd both as weed blogs and sw ones
> How long have you been following her threads for?
since thread 1
> Do you contribute milk often?
i did at the beginning. now i mostly just lurk.
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
its great really. the person i was back then doesnt exist. i think these threads are my only connection to that era lol sometimes i consider going back or revamping it but then i think about this site and how not worth it it is anyways. i decided working a real job was way easier and had a much bigger feeling of accomplishment
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
ill be honest once upon a time i was and that was when she first started doing this shit. i removed myself from that lifestyle so now i just watch this trainwreck. and contemplate doing some extra squats.

No. 163512

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> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Morbid fascination plus a history of enjoying cows and lolcow culture since the early Chris-Chan days. I'm not a coomer, a sex worker, a moid, or a lesbian.

> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?

No, I was on tumblr during her peak though and remember both the cliques she ran with (mainly the ddlg wannabe pornstars, who I hated). I don't think farmers who weren't on tumblr during those days really understand how bad the nude selling was. I broke so many mutuals over girls selling nudes and showing hole on their personal blogs. It was really, really sad.

> How long have you been following her threads for?

Man, I wanna say since thread 5 or 6? Around the time her and Colleen started camming together. Been hooked ever since. She's by far my favorite cow and honestly if it wasn't for her I would barely use this site. I showed my Nigel her threads and he doesn't understand the fascination at all, and he enjoys lolcows too, so I think shaytard haters who accuse us of being moids really need to get a grip. Shay has like, zero traction on kiwifarms, she's not the kind of female cow men are interested in follow. Shaytardation is 100% a female phenomenon.

> Do you contribute milk often?

No lol, I tried once and got a temp ban for "irrelevance". It was after the true end of the Fupapa saga. I posted some screenshots of farmers accurately predicting that she would be miserable in the DollHaus. So now I just lurk, I'm very happy the Shaynatorium exists now.

> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?

No. I'm a 29 year old ex-NEET. I'm a fuckin' retail manager whos marrying her Nigel is a few months. I'm a very normie passing person these days but I've been browsing 4chan since 2006.

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No. 163523

>>163512
Colleen never cammed, she had a busted brunette friend who farmers referred to as wannabe Colleen or something

No. 164551

> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?

I was scrolling through lolcow, not yet a farmer but an occasional lurker looking to see if a new Lillee Jean thread had been created when I saw the name "Dolly Mattel." This caught my attention, as I recognised the name from tumblr but had always thought she was just another prostitute advertising her wares on tumblr. Intrigued, I clicked on the thread, was surprised to see how fat and haggard she had become when I remembered her being skinny and cute and was even more surprised at how terrible her nudes/porn were (I'd just assumed they'd be good seeing as she was so popular on tumblr and there was that viral post on there of someone sending her $500 for "being perfect"). And of course there was all the various bad behaviors I hadn't known about, from scamming to alcoholism to animal neglect. I've been hooked since.

> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?


Nope, never
> How long have you been following her threads for?

Not too long, just a couple of months

> Do you contribute milk often?


Nahhh. I don't follow her on social media and don't want to keep checking hers often enough to get to the milk first. Although it seems she hasn't been too milky anyway.

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No. 162863[Reply]

big news today in the shayverse… tinfoil hat anons rejoice; the necrotit was an implant all along. post caps of times that it was obvious that her tit was fake/necrotic. also post examples of when innocent nonnies were banned for hypothesizing that shay had an implant done when she was younger. those anons were absolutely correct and should be vindicated
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No. 163055

>>163028
yes, all breast implants need to be replaced every ten years or so

No. 163189

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Was looking at old threads and found this photo is really bad rippling on her fake tit from 3 years ago.

No. 163226

>>163016
How exactly? Shayna literally scrolls Twitter and eats crisps all day she doesn’t do anything

No. 163415

Why wouldn't she have it taken out, some fat transfer done (has enough now) and then lift the natural tit? Having to go through a change of implants every decade doesn't sound like fun. Even being slightly flat chested would be better long term, no?

No. 163419

>>163415
becuz she has poland syndrome. theres a medical reason for her needing the one fake tit in the first place, it wasnt cosmetic. she said multiple times fat transfers werent successful on her caved-in, dead skin tissue tit. If poland syndrome is to blame then she actually has a insert below the chest cavity to raise it ontop of the breast implant. so no matter what, that tit will need an implant and cant handle just a fat transfer or lift.



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No. 162354[Reply]

What would you do/think if you saw someone you know/your Nigel following Shayna/a sex worker like Shayna? How would you feel? Would your opinion of them change?

>no fantasical bullshit for example

"I'd cut his fucking balls off and nail them to the wall"
Just be honest
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No. 163136

>>163121
the nostalgia critic girl is cute, clean, and has nice skin. your moid sounds retarded.

No. 163137

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No. 163141

>>163137
Your perception of reality is warped

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No. 163144

>>163121
Lindsey Ellis is cute dafuq wrong with your nigel



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No. 163093[Reply]

A place for screencaps, edits, videos, discussion.
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No. 3[Reply]

Post your most highly regarded works of shayart featuring our beloved baby bimbo
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No. 162977

>>162967
i dont get the big deal over anons posting their art in this thread. how exactly are they expecting ass pats? where else is shayna related art supposed to go? its more embarrassing that the shitty meme anon made multiple posts sperging about it here and in the main thread because they’re mad over some perceived slight that >>162876 this picture somehow “overshadowed” their meme.

No. 162978

>>162977
Because everyone said that anon’s shitty sketch was terrible, no one else would have posted it here in the repository for “highly regarded” works of art. This is anonymous board, if you want someone to congratulate you on your cringeworthy lack of talent post it on twitter

No. 162979

>>162977
Neither the stupid “meme” or the ugly ass sketch overshadowed the other, they’re both retarded and lacking in creativity

No. 162980

>>162976
Trying to police what is “good art” in a SHART THREAD in /shay/ of all places is peak autism. Believe me when I say it is truly not that serious, nona. Time for a Shayna tolerance break if some crappy art has you this triggered.

No. 163015

Shart Thread has been moved to >>>/shay/162981 to stop the infighting over what should or shouldn't be posted in this thread. New thread is for all related Shay art.

>>>/shay/162981



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No. 162117[Reply]

The main containment thread for all discussion/infighting pertaining to the matters of pedophilia and the Shaynaverse.
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No. 162214

>>162210
But here’s the thing: that weird Hispanic moid was still an adult male—and he was a client on top of that, not someone Shat actually wanted to fuck. What are you extrapolating from this interaction to make the argument that she will eventually show herself as a pedophile? She was doing a “job” with another adult individual, being paid to provide a particular “service”. This logic doesn’t make any sense. So far the anons calling her out as a pedo have only mentioned how she interacts with grown adults into ddlg, but none have responded with what ways Shay has actually shown attraction to children.

No. 162230

>>162214

I suppose >>162213 has got it right. She's turned on by pretending to be a child being sexually abused. That ain't kosher, that's some pedo shit. But she's a jealous insecure narcissist so actual little girls repulse her, and it's not part of the kink to like little boys. Once she ages out of her DD/LG shit, she'll most likely lean into mommy dom where she refers to all her johns as naughty little boys who need mommies help with xyz. Pedo, but a different brand than usual.

No. 162241

>>162230
Again, how do we know she's turned on by being [insert here] separate from any money making endeavors? At best this is just a tinfoil.

No. 162243

>>162241
The baby act she's kept up since the beginning of her "career". She always tries to incorporate it into her porn AND her real life. To the point where she'll turn down opportunities because the people offering don't want that mess. Hell, when Shane sat on her back while a robotic dildo plowed her fat ass, she tried to do that age regression baba shit and he wasn't having it either. Tons of plain Jane dumpy bodied white girls are selling pussy pictures for 5 bucks a pop, but most of them don't post toddler rape fantasies and run a diaper account. At best, she's an autopedophile for pay.

No. 162859

My tinfoil theory about Shayna’s coomer fanbase is that they’re into her because she looks so distinctly non childlike while she tries to LARP as underage. Their real fetish is watching a woman degrade and humiliate herself publicly because they have no respect for women. A lot of humiliation fetishes seem to play with this sort of disconnect with reality, like scrotes into humiliation love it when ugly girls think they’re beautiful and encourage them just because that makes it even easier to laugh at and dehumanize them. Shayna being such an unconvincing facsimile of a child or an attractive woman is what draws these sort of misogynists to her. I’m sure a lot of them would be pedophiles too, but the sort of opportunistic pedophile (who commit the most crimes) since they are motivated by feeling more powerful than another and don’t see women or girls as anything other than a sex object, no matter the age.



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No. 162279[Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online
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No. 157733[Reply]

This shaylebration would not be complete without honoring our bratty bimbo in motion!! Plus I need more Shay reaction gifs.

Please share!
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No. 157983

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The sheer retardation of this one always sends me

No. 158010

>>157982
>uh oh… stinky.

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