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Women that actually looks like Barbie vs Big Shaynus Anonymous 07/06/23 (Thu) 01:27:09 AM No. 163704 [Reply]

Beautiful well put together girlies vs Shayna

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Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 02:12:43 AM No. 168268

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Anonymous 04/09/24 (Tue) 02:59:08 PM No. 168274

>>167562
>>167561
The second one of these is obviously photoshopped but does she not realize that the women who get a shit ton of attention for wearing the stuff have a completely different body type? I'm sure she wears flared skirts precisely because she is such a strange looking thigh area, too.

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 03:25:34 AM No. 168299

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Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 03:27:36 AM No. 168300

>>167611
The disintegrating shein knockoff chanel tweed coat paired with ugly skinny jeans lmfao

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 01:39:29 PM No. 168311

>>167561
holy fuck I keep forget how fucking ugly shay is, she looks like an inbred retard

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Shay-fluenced Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 06:59:03 PM No. 162176 [Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!

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Anonymous 02/01/24 (Thu) 08:57:11 PM No. 167427

>>164612
You can still enjoy some of that stuff. I'm 35 with 3 kids and I still enjoy cutesy kawaii shit, I just don't go overboard with it. So if I wear pink glittery jelly shoes with lettuce hem socks for example I'm wearing them with a more grown up looking midi dress and cardigan. You can still wear girly styles, just be careful about how you mix and match them and take photos of yourself in them so you can see how you look from an outside perspective.

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 03:44:02 PM No. 168015

>>167423
but why not just use your toothbrush though?

Anonymous 03/13/24 (Wed) 07:51:35 AM No. 168020

>>168015
I got the plastic thing at first cause the toothbrush doesn't get it as clean as it'd like plus I tend to gag on my toothbrush when I do it towards the back. The plastic tool vs the regular toothbrush is a mild upgrade but the metal is incomparable I'd say. You'd be seriously surprised how much you would be taking off, plus it's much quicker since it gets the whole tongue in one downward motion so you just have to repeat it a few times while rinsing your mouth between scrubs vs scrubbing around the tongue a few times with the smaller brush.

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 07:51:06 AM No. 168030

>>168020
NTA but you’ve made me want to upgrade from my Orabrush. Is there a specific brand/metal you’d recommend or does it not matter?

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 11:05:47 PM No. 168033

>>168030
I honestly got the cheapest 2 pack off amazon with decent reviews lol. I'd personally just recommend making sure it's made from either copper or stainless steel so it's easily cleaned and non-rusting and recommend the design in the original picrel. I see some that are looped and have just one handle which imo seem not as good a design but that's personal preference probably.

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Shaynus Biopic Fancasting Anonymous 11/03/23 (Fri) 08:27:02 PM No. 165957 [Reply]

Who would you cast in the movie based on the life of Shayna?
Lena Dunham as Shayna
Patricia Arquette as Ellen Degenerate
Adam Sandler as Ricky Delgado of Boulder, CO
Helen Mirren as Sarah Gregory
Madison Bailey as Kiki Cali
Zack Galifinackas as Fupaul

That’s who I would cast what about you?

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Anonymous 03/07/24 (Thu) 07:35:06 PM No. 167953

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Ed Sherman as Mr Peanut Butter

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 09:16:58 AM No. 167962

>>167953
Fucking lmao

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 10:09:31 AM No. 167964

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>>167953
The movie is a musical sung and narrated by Ed Sheeran as Mr Peanut butter about Shay's life from his perspective.

Anonymous 03/08/24 (Fri) 10:11:53 AM No. 167965

>>167964
Harry styles as Noodle and Robbie Williams as Ribmeat.

Anonymous 03/10/24 (Sun) 05:53:00 PM No. 167983

>>167952
Way too pretty and petite.

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Shayna Clifford Christmas Special Anonymous 12/19/23 (Tue) 07:27:03 PM No. 166766 [Reply]

Merry Christmas, Nonas! Get into the spirit by posting Christmas related Shayna memes and memories old and new.

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Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 03:55:35 AM No. 166905

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dont ask me what i was thinking when i made this because i dont have an answer (i also realized right after i did it that the line for her boobs looks like scars so we can just pretend theyre her implant scars)

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 12:28:49 PM No. 166908

>>166905
Making gingerbread fan art of a washed up whore is something a twitter coomer would do

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 05:19:30 PM No. 166911

>>166905
Lmao anon your hands are so cute

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 06:55:38 PM No. 166914

>>166905
Holy shit your fingers are THICK kek go touch grass if this is what you’re doing during the holiday

Anonymous 12/26/23 (Tue) 11:05:21 PM No. 166919

>>166905
kek. I always appreciate IRL shart.

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Alkie Archives Anonymous 12/05/23 (Tue) 01:24:11 PM No. 166458 [Reply]

A place to catalogue Shayna's descent into alcoholism.

DEC 1:
>>>/snow/1936482 - espresso martini x3

DEC 2:
>>>/snow/1936655 - 7AM espresso martini ('breffast')
>>>/snow/1936831 - bottle of tequila
>>>/snow/1937143 - slushie cocktail x2

DEC 3:
>>>/snow/1937539 - sugary cocktails (enough to get her chicken dancing)

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Anonymous 12/14/23 (Thu) 12:38:39 AM No. 166651

>>166649
Not to mention, the picture she posted actually showed two mini bottles of sparkling wine. Once they ran out of sparkling wine, she switched to white wine. So she had at least 3 mini bottles of wine.

>>166645
Same here nona! We've got this. I thought watching her Aruba antics would tempt me to drink, but she makes everything look so trashy and unappealing that it actually strengthened my resolve to keep going. Even if you didn't hit rock bottom, Shay has done the field work for us, proving that drinking only leads to a life of being a fat, sloppy, embarrassing, miserable shell of a person.

Anonymous 12/14/23 (Thu) 12:49:05 AM No. 166658

>>166651
Thanks for the addition nonna. So that's 1465 calories then… that's unfathomable.
For 6 drinks in 6 hours, the smartserve online BAC calculator says that she's at a BAC of around 0.11% right now.

Anonymous 12/14/23 (Thu) 01:11:17 AM No. 166662

>>166658
That is absolutely wild. At my worst, I was drinking between 750-1000 calories a day - I've lost 7 pounds in 16 days just by cutting out booze. No wonder Shay is so fat now.

Anonymous 12/14/23 (Thu) 01:41:39 AM No. 166664

>>166645
>>166651
>>166662
Let's go, nonas! We are better than this shit.

Anonymous 12/14/23 (Thu) 02:11:25 AM No. 166670

>>166658
Her bac is probably even higher too because she’s been drinking like that for 13 days straight morning til night

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Shayhegao Appreciation Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 12:35:19 AM No. 6 [Reply]

Nobody knows how to fake la petite mort like our princess. Today we're going to honor the many faces of her fake pleasure!

Post your best shayhegaos!!

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Anonymous 12/08/23 (Fri) 11:32:54 PM No. 166569

>>166567
pretty sure her no makeup era was right after she moved to Seattle. I started reading the threads during that era and I still think it’s the worst she’s ever looked kek. I think it’s because she was too lazy to unpack all her makeup.

Anonymous 12/08/23 (Fri) 11:34:02 PM No. 166570

>>166569
renton* oops

Anonymous 12/09/23 (Sat) 03:45:41 PM No. 166578

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Anonymous 12/10/23 (Sun) 07:56:45 PM No. 166588

>>166578
This video was horrific she looks like a sack of potatoes in that ugly unitard

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Anonymous 11/13/23 (Mon) 12:07:28 AM No. 166086[Reply]

Kiki being molested by some old dude. What a bleak existence.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

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The Waiting Room Anonymous 06/21/23 (Wed) 07:08:32 PM No. 163549 [Reply]

Here we wait for news of big Shaynus herself post op. Let's sperg about the possibilities here. Did she have complications? Did the doctor accidentally sew her nipples onto her gut? Did she even wake up?? What are your personal tinfoils fellow Shaytists? Let's hang out until the milk begins to flow.

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Anonymous 10/22/23 (Sun) 02:13:30 PM No. 165757

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A four-month update.

Anonymous 10/22/23 (Sun) 02:14:12 PM No. 165758

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>>165757
Accompanying Tweet.

Anonymous 10/22/23 (Sun) 06:39:29 PM No. 165762

>>165758
the redness on the right one looks concerning

Anonymous 10/26/23 (Thu) 05:54:57 PM No. 165842

>>165757
>that filename kek
>>165758
Surely there is something wrong with it, SURELY. That doesn't look right at all. Can't believe she actually posts these for her coomer base, the scars look awful.

Anonymous 10/27/23 (Fri) 03:34:33 AM No. 165851

>>165842
I think it warrants, at the very least, a follow up with her surgeon. From what she has shared, with some editing, it has gotten progressively redder.

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Who do you think posts and lurks in the Shayna thread? Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 07:30:27 PM No. 157784 [Reply]

I say
>stepsis
>Sol Salvatore
>definitely Vivi Clouds

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Anonymous 10/11/23 (Wed) 05:08:55 AM No. 165417

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I think Dawn posted this in the people you’d fuck in the shaynaverse
>a professional pornstar
Sure jan

Anonymous 10/11/23 (Wed) 05:09:48 AM No. 165418

>>165415
I don’t know if that were my stepsister I’d be horrified and would do everything NOT to see them being gross.

Anonymous 10/16/23 (Mon) 04:34:25 PM No. 165620

>>165418
Yes I agree, I think some of the anons who are like, "her stepsister totally lurks the threads!" don't have siblings. If my older sister was a gross sex worker lolcow like shat I would stay far away from those threads because I don't want to see a family member doing that shit, it would also make family gatherings so painfully awkward.

Anonymous 10/22/23 (Sun) 09:39:41 PM No. 165767

I'm gonna be honest, I don't think Shay has any mental capability to post here, yes she has lurked but I think that's about it. No is not rocket science posting and integrating but whores are NEVER capable of this as it has happened again and again.

Anonymous 10/26/23 (Thu) 04:43:35 PM No. 165839

>>165767
Lots of nonnies are also retarded so I think Shayna could manage to post her, stir up shit, not sage then go into a food and weed coma while anons spend +2 days infighting. I don't think she would but I wouldn't be surprised if she's gone in her threads to start up an old argument when she's not getting enough attention/ she's trying to get attention off some fuck shit she's up to.

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Autistic Warfare: Scrote Doxxing 10/10/23 (Tue) 06:13:18 AM No. 164997[Reply]

A safe space for high-level autistic shaytards to attempt to dox random scrotes loosely associated with Shayna.

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Anonymous 10/16/23 (Mon) 10:39:17 PM No. 165632

>>165628
lmfao how gnarly, he’s a moron.

Anonymous 10/16/23 (Mon) 10:47:29 PM No. 165636

>>165633
>is he follows public
yep! im going through them now. not seeing anything too crazy but he follows a ton of women and random insta-thots. probably tries to talk up women with an account full of kiddy pics.
REPOSTED TO DELETE KIDS FACES*

Anonymous 10/16/23 (Mon) 10:48:30 PM No. 165637

>>165636
holy fuck what the hell

Anonymous 10/16/23 (Mon) 10:53:02 PM No. 165638

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>>165636
That same woman not only follows Front Range Judo but also follows his porn IG account @dallasdomstudios
She has an OF, I wonder if she worked with him?

Anonymous ## Farmhand 10/16/23 (Mon) 11:20:36 PM No. 165642

Given the cowtipping that has spawned from this autism, this thread is being locked and any future attempts to recreate it will result in further bans and locks. Contacting friends/families/workplaces is never okay, no matter how degenerate the cow. It's against the rules for a reason.

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