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No. 157669[Reply]

Share your favorite iconic moments from the thread, or a specific memory you share with your fellow shayheads. My favorite was anon who hated the word bleak so much she was getting a shayneurism (but eventually embraced it). What's yours?
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No. 164240

>>164239
A few of us have thought that for a bit and tbh I agree. Not that I think Dumpy is smart enough to figure out sageing and whatnot but it really would not surprise me kek. She prob thinks she’s soooo much better than Shaynus but at least Shaynus has parents who care about her and would help her in a second if she actually wanted to get out of whoring lmao

No. 164254

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No. 164255

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when she ate her discharge.

No. 164273

>>164255
Tinfoil theory: Shayna is komaeda-chan

No. 164315

>>158288
I haven't seen this until today, and I watched it while laughing hysterically three times. It's perfect. Bless the nonna who made this kek
>>164255
I was unprepared for this and now I'm horribly nauseated.


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No. 159974[Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.
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No. 163868

>>163863
That poster wasn’t even me I’m lavarock anon kek. It’s funny seeing unrelated anons getting accused of being me.

No. 163869

>>163868
Idk why people think I’m upset. It’s just a vagina. Although I think it looks less like a lava rock and more like chewed up bubble gum that’s been rolled in dirt a little. Either way I know mines not aesthetically pleasing, I didn’t exactly post it for compliments kek.

No. 163870

Came here for pussy.
Thanks for running the thread, idiot. I'm laughing thinking about poor anon who made the thread. It also makes me wonder why anyone would come here to laugh at big shaynus when they have the same or even worse cow-ish behavior.

No. 163872

listen okay
the whole shayna pussy/tit photos are moids. I've seen them orchestrate this before. not only do they find sex workers (like one nona said) to post stuff (aka hold this up/do this for WHATEVER price it's gross) if they can't get that in time they will just photoshop it. the whole threatening of exif data etc. is a red herring.
4chan is full of not only the worst sort of autism but the weaponised kind. they bitch about us (aka "female wizardchan" when a lot of our discussions are about sex/our sex lives, maybe they are too dumb to find 2X? (they are))
tl;dr bored scrotes are orchestrating drama. I'm sure they're the stinky horsepiss kind
why anyone is entertaining them is insane to me
vidrel is closest example I can find but they do it with any woman's "exploitable" nudes aka hold blank paper up etc.

No. 163880

New thread >>>/shay/163871


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No. 158187[Reply]

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No. 162353

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>>158187
THESE GOD AWFUL NAILS UGGGH-LY

No. 163026

Yet again shayna's white privledge is showing. she gets a brand new set of boobs she doesnt deserve and probably wont even take good care of them.

No. 163227

>>163026
Nonnie are you okay? You want fake tits? Stop feeding into porn sick moids, your tits are fine

No. 163516

This is gonna sound weird maybe but what annoys me the most is how much she sucks at her "job" while she talks endlessly about how heccin hard it is! She 100% got into it because she thought it was easy money.

There are a lot of "angles" she could play into that might make her more money or get her more attention nut she thinks she's above it. She really has no idea how to market herself and stay up to date on the going-ons in the coomersphere. She is not a bimbo and can't pull that image off. And from what i've seen 'pink everythaaaang brat baby' is over. Her trying to avoid acknowledging her weight gain instead of leaning into it means no feeder/bbw moids. She's a one-trick pony and her trick is passe and chuegy now.

No. 163788

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These fucking things. I am so sick of seeing them


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No. 16630[Reply]

Post AI art of Shayna and friends.
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No. 163588

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No. 163642

>>163588
Kekkkk

No. 163753

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No. 163754

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No. 163951

Dying for more shay ai


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No. 163623[Reply]

Shayna complaining on Twitter about her fellow sex workers or about not making enough money

No. 163624

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No. 163625

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No. 163627

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The classic

No. 163632

>>163627
she doesn't even get 200 likes maybe 20 kek


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No. 163622[Reply]

Shayna complaining on Twitter about her fellow sex workers or about not making enough money

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No. 157728[Reply]

This category of fan art always absolutely cracks me up. Post your favs and send lets send our energy into the universe to manifest a Mattel Mukbang.

No. 157738

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No. 158290

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Kudos to the anon who made this

No. 163017

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No. 163040

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How has this masterpiece not been posted yet?

No. 163596

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Shayna the fat bitch


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No. 162346[Reply]

Tell us why you follow Shat

Some questions for farmers who follow Shay's threads to consider:
> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
> How long have you been following her threads for?
> Do you contribute milk often?
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
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No. 163232

>>162346
> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation?
I'm 30 and my shaytardation is I'm morbidly fascinated by her antics, just can't look away at this point, it's too funny. Not a SW or a Moid.

> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
No, never.

> How long have you been following her threads for?
I came here originally because of Raven, she was whining constantly about her "stalkers" and I got curious, and I started following her threads. But they moved slowly sometimes and then I'd look around the boards and found Shayna. I believe this was around the time when she called herself BambiDoll, she had a few threads at the time but not many.

> Do you contribute milk often?
Rarely.

> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
Totally 100% super fat and 100% super jealous of her fabulous life kek!

No. 163239

> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Was a SW at the beginning now im just morbidly fascinated
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
we were in the same tumblr crowd both as weed blogs and sw ones
> How long have you been following her threads for?
since thread 1
> Do you contribute milk often?
i did at the beginning. now i mostly just lurk.
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
its great really. the person i was back then doesnt exist. i think these threads are my only connection to that era lol sometimes i consider going back or revamping it but then i think about this site and how not worth it it is anyways. i decided working a real job was way easier and had a much bigger feeling of accomplishment
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
ill be honest once upon a time i was and that was when she first started doing this shit. i removed myself from that lifestyle so now i just watch this trainwreck. and contemplate doing some extra squats.

No. 163512

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> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Morbid fascination plus a history of enjoying cows and lolcow culture since the early Chris-Chan days. I'm not a coomer, a sex worker, a moid, or a lesbian.

> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
No, I was on tumblr during her peak though and remember both the cliques she ran with (mainly the ddlg wannabe pornstars, who I hated). I don't think farmers who weren't on tumblr during those days really understand how bad the nude selling was. I broke so many mutuals over girls selling nudes and showing hole on their personal blogs. It was really, really sad.

> How long have you been following her threads for?
Man, I wanna say since thread 5 or 6? Around the time her and Colleen started camming together. Been hooked ever since. She's by far my favorite cow and honestly if it wasn't for her I would barely use this site. I showed my Nigel her threads and he doesn't understand the fascination at all, and he enjoys lolcows too, so I think shaytard haters who accuse us of being moids really need to get a grip. Shay has like, zero traction on kiwifarms, she's not the kind of female cow men are interested in follow. Shaytardation is 100% a female phenomenon.

> Do you contribute milk often?
No lol, I tried once and got a temp ban for "irrelevance". It was after the true end of the Fupapa saga. I posted some screenshots of farmers accurately predicting that she would be miserable in the DollHaus. So now I just lurk, I'm very happy the Shaynatorium exists now.

> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
No. I'm a 29 year old ex-NEET. I'm a fuckin' retail manager whos marrying her Nigel is a few months. I'm a very normie passing person these days but I've been browsing 4chan since 2006.

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No. 163523

>>163512
Colleen never cammed, she had a busted brunette friend who farmers referred to as wannabe Colleen or something

No. 164551

> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?

I was scrolling through lolcow, not yet a farmer but an occasional lurker looking to see if a new Lillee Jean thread had been created when I saw the name "Dolly Mattel." This caught my attention, as I recognised the name from tumblr but had always thought she was just another prostitute advertising her wares on tumblr. Intrigued, I clicked on the thread, was surprised to see how fat and haggard she had become when I remembered her being skinny and cute and was even more surprised at how terrible her nudes/porn were (I'd just assumed they'd be good seeing as she was so popular on tumblr and there was that viral post on there of someone sending her $500 for "being perfect"). And of course there was all the various bad behaviors I hadn't known about, from scamming to alcoholism to animal neglect. I've been hooked since.

> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?

Nope, never
> How long have you been following her threads for?

Not too long, just a couple of months

> Do you contribute milk often?

Nahhh. I don't follow her on social media and don't want to keep checking hers often enough to get to the milk first. Although it seems she hasn't been too milky anyway.

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No. 158291[Reply]

Here you can post lyrics.

I'll post some from the Shaynatorium.
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No. 161611

>>160664
beautiful

No. 161808

>>161255
Never was a shayflake girl…
thought there was a good shaylution hanging with the pedo whores…
shay's gone to the other side, giving us old mayo(chup)
things are getting kinda gross, and I log off for sleepy-time.
this is not really–this, this, this is not really happening…
you bet your life it is, you bet your life it is!
honey, you bet your life!
It's another fucking shein haul
just fucking, shein haul!

Shay knows what's going on, got a cheaper price now…
all the coomers are gone, gone to the other whores…
with their coomerbux, must've paid a real high price!
she's showing more ass this time…
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No. 161820

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I would even kill for a Shein dress
Is supposed to be
I used to kid myself in distress
Makes lot more sense speaking of princesses
Used to get up on the scale
But my weight and health went stale
Aesthetic cacophony let
Fat baby bimbo go free

You're a poor coomer boy
Who's had to work for my nudes
You've got all the sensibilities, oh
Of a lower class guy

Yes, yes I am your little slave
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No. 163064

>>160664
i still find myself singing this often

No. 163485

Heard this song playing in a bar and couldn’t help but think of Fat Shat and her growing gunt:

She was rockin' the beer gut, and I love the way she's not ashamed
Rockin' the beer gut, well it's just some extra love around her waist
Rockin' the beer gut, she's more than hot, she's everything
With the blue jeans a little tight around her butt
Rockin' the beer gut


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No. 162863[Reply]

big news today in the shayverse… tinfoil hat anons rejoice; the necrotit was an implant all along. post caps of times that it was obvious that her tit was fake/necrotic. also post examples of when innocent nonnies were banned for hypothesizing that shay had an implant done when she was younger. those anons were absolutely correct and should be vindicated
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No. 163055

>>163028
yes, all breast implants need to be replaced every ten years or so

No. 163189

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Was looking at old threads and found this photo is really bad rippling on her fake tit from 3 years ago.

No. 163226

>>163016
How exactly? Shayna literally scrolls Twitter and eats crisps all day she doesn’t do anything

No. 163415

Why wouldn't she have it taken out, some fat transfer done (has enough now) and then lift the natural tit? Having to go through a change of implants every decade doesn't sound like fun. Even being slightly flat chested would be better long term, no?

No. 163419

>>163415
becuz she has poland syndrome. theres a medical reason for her needing the one fake tit in the first place, it wasnt cosmetic. she said multiple times fat transfers werent successful on her caved-in, dead skin tissue tit. If poland syndrome is to blame then she actually has a insert below the chest cavity to raise it ontop of the breast implant. so no matter what, that tit will need an implant and cant handle just a fat transfer or lift.


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