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No. 169608[Reply]

Just a thread for fun cause /shay/ is dead
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No. 169639

An ancient Britney or Xtina perfume that she's had for years. She thinks it makes her smell fancy. Her breath stinks of booze and her hair retains the delicious aroma of french fry grease.

No. 169642

Dry mouth combined with no flossing or brushing, alcohol, mildew bath towels, that general "pet dander" smell people's homes get when they don't clean, and dirty greasy scalp. And of course some poorly attempted cover up with cheap perfume and Febreze fabric spray she thinks works instead of doing her laundry.

No. 169647

why does shayna’s head fit so well on the uh-oh stinky monkey. im dying.

No. 169671

like a warm turtle tank and tonsil stones

No. 169673

I think she probably smells like Burger King or an old seat cushion that’s been farted into many times



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No. 169617[Reply]

A place of refuge to go when the fun-hating, terrible, takes-the-small-amount-of-power-she-has-and-abuses-it farmhand red-texts content in the main thread. Be free nonas! No mods or farmhands allowed to participate.
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No. 169625

>>169618
My fiancee knows about her, we call her Shaynart

No. 169630

my roommate's boyfriend came over and used our shared computer to look up the weather forecast. however, instead of typing in the address bar, he accidentally pressed the arrow button next to the address bar and it brought up the entire browsing history. it turns out I had recently scrolled through a thread about shayna, and the browser had cached the images from the thread. he was taken aback when he saw all sorts of disturbing images of shayna's ass, including the one where her dildo was covered in shit. he then proceeded to scroll through the rest of the history, revealing all sorts of other depraved content. I frantically tried to close the window, but he was too quick. He printed out every single page, stapled them together, and left them on the kitchen table with a note saying "are you okay?"

No. 169635

I've had few dreams where I would have to save Shay somehow or/and have sex with her
Make that what you will..

No. 169636

>>169618
when I lived with my ex-nigel I was browsing on my computer and started laughing at a comment on here saying "she's literally making mong porn at this point" and when he asked what I was laughing at I decided I'd explain and show him the pictures which inspired the comment. he knew I was always looking at weird shit on here and the fruit farms so didn't really bat an eyelid. after that, every time I'd laugh at something on my phone or laptop he'd say "is it the mong porn girl again?"

I haven't shared with current gf but maybe one day I will. as a treat.

No. 169640

I've shared her with my best friend, who now requests periodic updates. Even funnier, I encountered a fellow farmer in the wild (one of my moid friends is dating her) and Shay was the reason we both found out we were farmers kek. I was describing "this crazy OF chick who put fireworks up her ass" and this girl looks me dead in the eye and says "…is her name Shayna?" All of this is happening in the middle of one of those "paint pottery and drink wine" things while her pet moid stars on in pure confusion.

She and I text back and forth pretty regularly now. I sometimes wonder if Shay has brought other secret farmers together IRL lol.



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No. 169437[Reply]

Thread just got locked cause Shrinky Dinks posted her diabetic pussy. Great job, idiot! Let's take refuge here.
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No. 169496

Kinda wonder if lavarock and shrinky dinks are actually the same person aka troll who is buying vag photos from random women who are ranked 99.99999999999% or whatever on OnlyFans

No. 169497

>>169496
Lmfao can you imagine paying some random e-whore to write out a message for lolcow farm and then take a picture posing with it beside their unfortunate vagina?

No. 169498

>>169497
kek yes its insane people think this is what is happening

No. 169611

i only saw this now. was it a random photo, or did the poster have a paper with timestamp or something?

No. 169616

>>169611
yes the fat chick date-stamped and wrote a message directly to farmers saying like “yes nonas, i have a vagina and post here” or something equally obtuse



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No. 157932[Reply]

Shay 4, 3, 2, or 1, shit even the Shayout (fallout Challenge), Pick your game, and play your Shay, rules!

>Favorite Color must start as Pink

>Job must be as close as you can to the real deal
>Traits must START as close to Shayna as you can
>Characters in the Shayverse must BEGIN as they do irl. For example, don't make Womack some op super sexy sim. Make him what he is

Lastly-
I want to see where every Shay starts and ends. We all start the same BUT it can't all end the same?
Maybe Shayna will loose weight in your game, actually become a digital artist. Maybe she'll marry Womack, who becomes super rich.
Maybe she'll become that super rich sex worker. Regardless, play it your Shay!
(In general I think Shayna makes a interesting character arc for a sim. Starting off as a sex worker, maybe thin. Have her drink/eat until chubby, maybe she becomes famous and beloved. Maybe she becomes a housewife or a gamer girl! It's your world and your gorl!
(this is retarded, i know. I'd like to see some heartwarming storylines though)
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No. 169532

>>169525
She looks very similar kek you nailed it nona

No. 169534

>>169525
There is both an OF mod and a sugaring mod for TS4
https://maiagame.fr/onlysims/
https://maiagame.fr/sugar-baby/

No. 169538

>>169527
You should make Ellen & the tranny diaper guy and make them have an open relationship with the lumpinou relationship overhaul mod. Then you can make her get in fights with other side characters like Soy Salvatore, Ricky Delgado, and Fupaul. Maybe cheat and make Fupaul her ex.

No. 169540

>>169538
I'm pretty sure you could change the jealousy settings in CAS and that would prevent the annoying effects of jealousy moodlets from placing established relationships in the negative. there's also wicked attributes, which despite being cringe, has something called casual romance which essentially is dating people without ever advancing to official boyfriend and girlfriend which seems appropriate.
I'm not really interested in making the gross orbiters that Shat's involved with (mostly because their appearance just isn't interesting). Buuut, I could make some passable Traniel or Ellen sims. I know creators who make bdsm gear but If I'm going to be honest I hate those gimp head coverings and probably would never put them in my game. unless I recolor the luchador mask in the game, it's gonna feel half assed. I spend most of my time in CAS. making a serious attempt at LARPING as a failing prostitute isn't fun or funny imho. I basically never use (and to be honest I don't think I have before this point despite this pack being there for a long time) the media production equipment here so this gave me an excuse to. The only thing I have an interest in is digging through my thousands of cc to recreate stuff I see.

If I'm not feeling lazy I could put her up for download and you could make all those characters yourself if you want to.

No. 169545

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>>166938
Updated maxis match Big Shaynus. I tried to recreate her new 1980s lot lizard aesthetic but I can't find a hair that matches the 1980s perm with tard bangs combo. I also think the CAS update broke something because I can't change her hair colour or eyebrows for different outfits.



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No. 157750[Reply]

Nona, Nonnie and Nonita get in here and let's tall about your favorite totally more then like true Shayfoil (tinfoil aka Titfoil). They try to silence the truth but they don't know the truth!
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No. 169295

i think the pets are gone. not one mention of the cats or noodle since she moved into the one room in someone elses place. i really hope for noodles sake she didn't drop her off at a kill shelter. i hope shes with a nice family now with a big yard she can run around in and they take her on long walks. shes really a cute dog. i can't believe shes only 4/5 years old and already has a white muzzle like an 8 year old dog.

No. 169296

>>169295
just checked petfinder around renton and didn't find them but i still think they could be living elsewhere from her

No. 169302

>>169295
Noodle would probably find another home. I'd be more concerned about Rib because she's the oldest and doesn't like other animals.

No. 169413

Does anyone else suspect that Shayna's john that she's living with is a feeder?

No. 169522

shayna broke up with ellen that's why she's extra broke and extra moody now



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No. 161829[Reply]

Post all of Shayna's worst hairstyles here!
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No. 169382

>>169381
i don't think so nona. her current bangs start further back on her head than her old ones so that bit of extra hair will make them thicker

No. 169428

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>straight bangs with this hairstyle

No. 169482

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No. 169490

>>169482
Her head looks like a peanut.

No. 169504

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The face is what is is but what the fuck is she doing with her hair? Why did she go to a saloon and get the dated lot lizard highlights only for her to go back to pedo pandering hair in bunches?



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No. 169385[Reply]

>Hi this is Dolly Mattel and youre watching the Doup+ Channel!

post all doup edits here

No. 169386

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No. 169387

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No. 169388

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No. 169392

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>>169387
update with nona's edit



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No. 16630[Reply]

Post AI art of Shayna and friends.
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No. 169360

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Shayna eating sushi after dying her hair.

No. 169365

>>169360
These seem kind of fetishistic

No. 169367

>>169360 the tiny ass teeth sitting in the middle of her bottom lip ahhhhhh!

No. 169368

/r/ for some more shAI edits of her new pictures. those claymation and barbie ones legitimately made me laugh harder than anything last year

No. 169374

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>>169365
I'm using the AI from here >>169321
It's a NSFW coomer AI so it producing fetish imagery shouldn't be too surprising.



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No. 169188[Reply]

Thread for moments of shock, horror and disgust throughout shaystory

THE CONTENT HEREIN IS NSFL - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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No. 169333

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Yet another instance of her showing the inside of her asshole
Thread #61
>>>/snow/1071721

No. 169340

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A random dog fucker appears
Thread #64
>>>/snow/1089952

No. 169341

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Shoving a turkey baster up her asshole
Thread #64
>>>/snow/1091005

No. 169548

>>169189
I have hidradenitis suppurativa and I'm thankful every time I she Shays acne ridden pussy that the HS hasn't affected my pussy. One of my armpits looks like raw meat during flare ups and the scarring is horrendous though. But even though my armpit is gross, I just don't shave my armpit hair. Why on God's name would shay shave her pubes when she clearly has/had issues with ingrown hair and acne there? Better yet, why not shower and try to control the acne or wax to avoid ingrown hairs? I just will never get what goes through her mind.

No. 169662

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Taking a candy cane glass dildo out of her ass and sucking on it
Thread #65
>>>/snow/1101984



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No. 162981[Reply]

A place to share works of shayart featuring our beloved baby bimbo
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No. 169187

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No. 169222

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Last thread an anon said she looked like troll face

No. 169223

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shaypony

No. 169224

>>169223
why is this actually kind of cute, good work anon

No. 169246

>>169223
Kek! This is perfect nonna. I would love to see you do other cows too (idk where you would post them but this is so good)
>>168939 this has lived rent free in my head since it was posted.



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