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No. 161829[Reply]

Post all of Shayna's worst hairstyles here!
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No. 169382

>>169381
i don't think so nona. her current bangs start further back on her head than her old ones so that bit of extra hair will make them thicker

No. 169428

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>straight bangs with this hairstyle

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No. 169490

>>169482
Her head looks like a peanut.

No. 169504

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The face is what is is but what the fuck is she doing with her hair? Why did she go to a saloon and get the dated lot lizard highlights only for her to go back to pedo pandering hair in bunches?


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No. 169385[Reply]

>Hi this is Dolly Mattel and youre watching the Doup+ Channel!

post all doup edits here

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No. 169388

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No. 169392

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>>169387
update with nona's edit


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No. 169188[Reply]

Thread for moments of shock, horror and disgust throughout shaystory

THE CONTENT HEREIN IS NSFL - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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No. 169333

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Yet another instance of her showing the inside of her asshole
Thread #61
>>>/snow/1071721

No. 169340

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A random dog fucker appears
Thread #64
>>>/snow/1089952

No. 169341

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Shoving a turkey baster up her asshole
Thread #64
>>>/snow/1091005

No. 169548

>>169189
I have hidradenitis suppurativa and I'm thankful every time I she Shays acne ridden pussy that the HS hasn't affected my pussy. One of my armpits looks like raw meat during flare ups and the scarring is horrendous though. But even though my armpit is gross, I just don't shave my armpit hair. Why on God's name would shay shave her pubes when she clearly has/had issues with ingrown hair and acne there? Better yet, why not shower and try to control the acne or wax to avoid ingrown hairs? I just will never get what goes through her mind.

No. 169662

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Taking a candy cane glass dildo out of her ass and sucking on it
Thread #65
>>>/snow/1101984


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No. 162200[Reply]

post and discuss your predictions of what shayna will do next, in the near future, or in the fat (oops i mean far) future.
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No. 168687

Shayna will not quit SW. She will end up like Lori from /w/ and still have an OF when she's older, still not earning much money and struggling to pay rent, still fat and unhealthy. The difference will be that she will look even worse and have a lot of wrinkles, so she will use stronger filters on her photos.

No. 168688

>>168686
I think Shayna is constantly breaking down and trauma dumping to every woman who she feels is a "Friend". She's not happy and she won't accept whats making her unhappy is this "Job".

No. 168831

who thinks shes gonna kill herself this year? or die in some other unrelated way? she always predicted she would be a member of the 27 club

No. 168846

>>168831
I don't think she would do it. Chasing after temporary pleasures is what keeps her relatively happy for someone with a lifestyle as miserable as hers. She's gonna be fine for as long as she can afford booze

No. 169182

The sissy coomer "bf" will fully troon out and Shay will start posting about having a new gf


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No. 169060[Reply]

think about it:
>both live in seattle
>both from the northeast
>haven't been financially free since 2014

there's no reason why shayna and DSP shouldn't be dating each other right now
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No. 169078

>>169074
She is definitely too fat for boogie, that narc

No. 169172

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onlyusemeblade/Brian Risso matches her freak:
>he's from seattle
>alcoholic
>fat
>broke from bad choices
>internet lolcow
>uses other people and generally pisses everyone off and makes others feel disrespected
>doesn't take care of himself
>sexual degenerate
>has been on the decline for years but keeps trying to push the idea that he can get big again
>hated by his family members
>makes his mother cry

No. 169175

>>169172
they would be perfect together. im so sad there hasn't been any milk with him lately. the saga where he was staying with that crazy bitch then went up on the mountain with that guy in a camper was magnificent.

No. 169179

>>169172
Where can I read about this guy kek. Kiwifarms? That place has such annoying posters but this guy sounds milky enough to look past that

No. 169180

>>169179
there's a couple entertaining YT documentaries. some are even series lol


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No. 169085[Reply]

Put your skills to work nonny and use apps like meitu and facetune to give our queen a much-needed makeover!
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No. 169091

>>169090
yes thats the “edit” portion. go actually read the thread and see whats posted before you respond.

No. 169110

>>169087
lol we literally get red texted on the main thread, and now this? So sick of newcomers acting militant over a thread.

No. 169115

>>169110
If you read old lolcow threads there used to be so much freedom. Maybe because we had a small userbase. Maybe because it was 2014. People would blog with reckless abandon, use :3 ^__^ );
Type

Like this

And have little one-off chats in replies. Posts didn’t get nearly as many replies, but it’s so fun to read old old old /pt/ threads. Like go all the way down the catalog.

And I’m not saging because this is a hidden board and these militant imageboard users need to gtfo and read old threads, we used to have fun here

^_____^(^_____^)

No. 169171

Test

No. 169213

>>169110
you do realize its because you tried to create a thread that already exists right? like there is already a entire established thread where people give her make overs? like youre clearly just sperging and getting defensive cause you didnt get your way. no one is censoring what you post, you just failed to check if a thread already exists and got called out.


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No. 168109[Reply]

Just one, no matter how backhanded or oddly specific kek.
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No. 168764

She is a very (albeit unintentionally) inspiring person. Reading the Shay threads will inspire you to eat junk and drink alcohol in moderation, go to school, get a real job, practice basic hygiene, take your meds, and maintain good relationships with your family in spite of any minor transgressions they committed against you as a teen. She shows what happens when you don't do these things, and it's posting your asshole on twitter for ten likes and giving senior citizens blowjobs in order to pay your rent while wearing the cheapest, most ill-fitting clothes available online.

No. 168793

I admire her sheer perseverance. A normal person would be dying of shame halfway through her career. She's so lazy and narcissistic that it circles all the way back to working hard trying to maintain her degenerate lifestyle. It's like she at some point decided that THIS is what she's going to do in life and she's been sticking to that plan religiously. And it's the most retarded plan, but god damn is she committed.

No. 169050

I think its actually nice that she has at least 2-3 solid friends in seattle. Its more than she had in oklahoma and its nice that they go out and do things together. Her having someone to trust might be helpful for her maturity. On the other hand, if theyre just as mentally ill as her they may enable her shaylusion or cause folie a deux/trois

No. 169051

What's your diet? I'd love to know your secret. Just so I dont ballon up and I have to throw away my entire wardrobe.

No. 169112

She’s good at axe throwing


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No. 169086[Reply]

Post the facts & numbers of the decline of Shays "career" and lifestyle.

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No. 168856[Reply]

A thread for cataloging Shayna's hideous attempts at makeup. What was the worst makeup she's ever worn?
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No. 169152

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Greasy hog

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No. 162346[Reply]

Tell us why you follow Shat

Some questions for farmers who follow Shay's threads to consider:
> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
> How long have you been following her threads for?
> Do you contribute milk often?
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
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No. 168709

I used to hate her threads and felt sorry for shay, but now i understand why she's so popular. She's harmless, she only harms herself by leading a crappy lifestyle and her milk is pretty retarded gossip that can cheer you up on a bad day. Most cows nowadays are schizo horror cows and most of their milk is them raping children or threatening to kill themselves, just horrifying. Shayna's milk is her having terrible fashion and being cringe, which is funny. I love this retarded failure of a human and i hope she keeps entertaining us for all eternity.

No. 168716

>>168703
She pretends to be a raped baby, and a girl whose father molests her, and an abduction/rape victim on the regular. I’m sorry but your wall of text holds no weight here. I get what you’re trying to say but no. Picking her apart based on patriarchal beauty standards is how a lot of us level blows at her where it will genuinely hurt. She doesn’t care that we call her a pedo panderer and a degenerate; she definitely cares when we call her fat and ugly.

No. 169012

I like that her threads are just light gossip. A lot of camwhore cows are severely mentally ill/drug addicts, have SA trauma, had shit upbringings, resorted to it because they were broke, etc. And their milk always feels a bit spoiled because I feel bad for them to some degree even if they're horrible.
But Shay's milkiness is entirely self-inflected. She's from a comfortable background with parents who'd take her back in a heartbeat and get her a job at their work or pay for her college (not that she's smart enough for it) if she ever decided she wants to stop whoring. She literally just started doing it because it was trendy on tumblr and continues doing it because she doesn't want to admit her mother is right and that whoring brings her nothing but Ls. These threads are just dumb unserious guilt free gossip.

No. 169034

Keeps me grounded, life could always be worse

No. 169186

> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Not a sex worker or a coomer. Definitely morbidly fascinated. Longtime fan of cow culture and internet drama, found these farms around 2021 and eventually started glancing at Shayna's threads. At first it was just gross and I didn't get it but what eventually pulled me in was shay's wild cast of side characters, the insane photoshoots, and the amazing fan art. Went back and read all the old threads which turned me shaytarded. Morbid fascination has given way to peals of laughter at the absurdity of it all, like seriously I laugh out loud so much at shay threads it's awesome.

> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
No

> How long have you been following her threads for?
Shaytarded since 2023

> Do you contribute milk often?
Once in a while

> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
I'm a 35 year old single woman in a major American city, I own my place and have a fulfilling career and a close relationship with my family.

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