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No. 169085[Reply]

Put your skills to work nonny and use apps like meitu and facetune to give our queen a much-needed makeover!
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No. 169091

>>169090
yes thats the “edit” portion. go actually read the thread and see whats posted before you respond.

No. 169110

>>169087
lol we literally get red texted on the main thread, and now this? So sick of newcomers acting militant over a thread.

No. 169115

>>169110
If you read old lolcow threads there used to be so much freedom. Maybe because we had a small userbase. Maybe because it was 2014. People would blog with reckless abandon, use :3 ^__^ );
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Like this

And have little one-off chats in replies. Posts didn’t get nearly as many replies, but it’s so fun to read old old old /pt/ threads. Like go all the way down the catalog.

And I’m not saging because this is a hidden board and these militant imageboard users need to gtfo and read old threads, we used to have fun here

^_____^(^_____^)

No. 169171

Test

No. 169213

>>169110
you do realize its because you tried to create a thread that already exists right? like there is already a entire established thread where people give her make overs? like youre clearly just sperging and getting defensive cause you didnt get your way. no one is censoring what you post, you just failed to check if a thread already exists and got called out.


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No. 168109[Reply]

Just one, no matter how backhanded or oddly specific kek.
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No. 168764

She is a very (albeit unintentionally) inspiring person. Reading the Shay threads will inspire you to eat junk and drink alcohol in moderation, go to school, get a real job, practice basic hygiene, take your meds, and maintain good relationships with your family in spite of any minor transgressions they committed against you as a teen. She shows what happens when you don't do these things, and it's posting your asshole on twitter for ten likes and giving senior citizens blowjobs in order to pay your rent while wearing the cheapest, most ill-fitting clothes available online.

No. 168793

I admire her sheer perseverance. A normal person would be dying of shame halfway through her career. She's so lazy and narcissistic that it circles all the way back to working hard trying to maintain her degenerate lifestyle. It's like she at some point decided that THIS is what she's going to do in life and she's been sticking to that plan religiously. And it's the most retarded plan, but god damn is she committed.

No. 169050

I think its actually nice that she has at least 2-3 solid friends in seattle. Its more than she had in oklahoma and its nice that they go out and do things together. Her having someone to trust might be helpful for her maturity. On the other hand, if theyre just as mentally ill as her they may enable her shaylusion or cause folie a deux/trois

No. 169051

What's your diet? I'd love to know your secret. Just so I dont ballon up and I have to throw away my entire wardrobe.

No. 169112

She’s good at axe throwing


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No. 169086[Reply]

Post the facts & numbers of the decline of Shays "career" and lifestyle.

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No. 168856[Reply]

A thread for cataloging Shayna's hideous attempts at makeup. What was the worst makeup she's ever worn?
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No. 169152

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Greasy hog

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No. 162346[Reply]

Tell us why you follow Shat

Some questions for farmers who follow Shay's threads to consider:
> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
> How long have you been following her threads for?
> Do you contribute milk often?
> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
> Are you fat and jealous of Shayna?
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No. 168709

I used to hate her threads and felt sorry for shay, but now i understand why she's so popular. She's harmless, she only harms herself by leading a crappy lifestyle and her milk is pretty retarded gossip that can cheer you up on a bad day. Most cows nowadays are schizo horror cows and most of their milk is them raping children or threatening to kill themselves, just horrifying. Shayna's milk is her having terrible fashion and being cringe, which is funny. I love this retarded failure of a human and i hope she keeps entertaining us for all eternity.

No. 168716

>>168703
She pretends to be a raped baby, and a girl whose father molests her, and an abduction/rape victim on the regular. I’m sorry but your wall of text holds no weight here. I get what you’re trying to say but no. Picking her apart based on patriarchal beauty standards is how a lot of us level blows at her where it will genuinely hurt. She doesn’t care that we call her a pedo panderer and a degenerate; she definitely cares when we call her fat and ugly.

No. 169012

I like that her threads are just light gossip. A lot of camwhore cows are severely mentally ill/drug addicts, have SA trauma, had shit upbringings, resorted to it because they were broke, etc. And their milk always feels a bit spoiled because I feel bad for them to some degree even if they're horrible.
But Shay's milkiness is entirely self-inflected. She's from a comfortable background with parents who'd take her back in a heartbeat and get her a job at their work or pay for her college (not that she's smart enough for it) if she ever decided she wants to stop whoring. She literally just started doing it because it was trendy on tumblr and continues doing it because she doesn't want to admit her mother is right and that whoring brings her nothing but Ls. These threads are just dumb unserious guilt free gossip.

No. 169034

Keeps me grounded, life could always be worse

No. 169186

> What's the cause of your Shaytism/Shaytardation? Are you a sex worker or a coomer or just possibly morbidly fascinated?
Not a sex worker or a coomer. Definitely morbidly fascinated. Longtime fan of cow culture and internet drama, found these farms around 2021 and eventually started glancing at Shayna's threads. At first it was just gross and I didn't get it but what eventually pulled me in was shay's wild cast of side characters, the insane photoshoots, and the amazing fan art. Went back and read all the old threads which turned me shaytarded. Morbid fascination has given way to peals of laughter at the absurdity of it all, like seriously I laugh out loud so much at shay threads it's awesome.

> Did you know Shaynus in real life/have you interacted with her?
No

> How long have you been following her threads for?
Shaytarded since 2023

> Do you contribute milk often?
Once in a while

> What is your life like? Are you a NEET?
I'm a 35 year old single woman in a major American city, I own my place and have a fulfilling career and a close relationship with my family.

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No. 168996[Reply]

Sperg and rant about Shayna being a bad pet owner. You can also call the dog retarded. Conspiracies about what you think she does with them when she goes on vacations

No. 168997

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I honestly think Shayna’s pets are unsupervised and eat whatever the hell is around. I feel like she’s the type of person to forget to feed them. She’s also a slob and probably leaves food around while she’s passed out drunk and that’s probably one of the reasons why they get sick. She admitted to feeding her dog human food like scrambled eggs and cheese

No. 169002

Ugh, poor Noodle. It’s not her fault she’s retarded, it’s like a dumbass kid who could have been smart but their parents fed them only processed food, let the TV babysit them, and never had conversations with them so they don’t talk too good.

No. 169004

>>168997
she also let noodle eat garlic naan when garlic is one of the most toxic things for dogs

No. 169184

I have been checking Renton/seattle area shelters out of curiosity.. may be the most shaytist thing I have ever done. She never talked about ribmeat going missing when she did so I don’t see her talking about rehoming her. Let alone noodle. So I don’t trust this bitch. Thus far it seems that noodle and rib MAY be with Shayna. If she rehomed them it has to be with a friend. So there’s at least. I have been checking here and there and will prob continue to do it until we see signs of life. I say noodle will show up before rib which worries me due to rib being older.
Lots of very sweet babes at the shelters in that area tho.


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No. 167447[Reply]

A thread for sharing Shay's biggest fashion disasters.
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No. 168593

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Not a shayfit, but this paragraph from David Zyla's book just reinforces my belief that she's a winter in seasonal colour theory

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No. 169111

>>167886
>>167871
>>168361
>>168073
At least these fit her

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This outfit is objectively hideous and looks fresh out of the aliexpress box it was shipped in.


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No. 162279[Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online
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No. 168732

>>168727
kekk

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No. 168908

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Not a face but a favorite of mine I’ve been hoarding

No. 168912

Damn, it is crazy to look at all the old pics upthread and see how much life has left her eyes in the space of 4-5 years.
It's not just that she got fatter/uglier. She can hardly even open her eyes anymore. And even when she does there's nothing behind them. Just zooted 24/7.
Pics like these >>162513 don't even look like the same person as >>162420 and >>162311 and >>162309
Her soul is gone.


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No. 168825[Reply]

A simple thread to discuss Shayna and our personal relationship with her threads
>How did you discover lolcow?
>When did you start reading Shayna's threads?
>Is there anything in them that reels you in and keeps you hooked?
>Do you relate to her or is she just another cautionary tale?
>Worst/Funniest moments in your opinion?
>And whatever else you may want to add
Discuss and have fun

No. 168826

There's already a thread like this


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No. 158187[Reply]

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No. 166225

>>166221
Im honestly shocked shayna never jumped on the “kitten” and “kittenplay” shit that was popular like 5 years ago. She only does dog stuff which is sus.

No. 166259

Her terrible financial decisions. How are you going to come online and cry about how you can't afford to visit your family on Thanksgiving but in the past few weeks have blown hundreds on drinks, brunch, paying for upgraded seats and overweight luggage? In the past month she's publicly posted about spending ~$800 (including the flight to lonestar) which should definitely be enough for a roundtrip flight. If she really wanted to be there for the holidays, she would.

No. 166261

>>166259
exactly. and not only will she not purposely save to spend time with her family, but she’ll shill her pussy and asshole and do the most embarrassing shit for pennies to raise money for the most meaningless shit yet couldn’t be arsed to do one of her emergency sales to raise $200 to go. She didnt even beg for money this time she was just kinda like “darn! it really sucks!” to save face

No. 167029

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this is from 2021

No. 168816

It just baffles me that she thinks the next dick or spanking video or whatever is going to thrust her into fame, you'd think she'd grown out of that shit.
I don't think se feels that strongly about it now, but i know it's in the back of her mind.
>Doing my first Boy/Girl will really go viral!
>Prositution will really help me advance my career and I'll get a sugar daddy who will spoil me endlessly!
It's like girl…her whole, "I'm so special" shit is weird. I used to feel that way until I turned 19 and realized i'm not "Special" i'm just retarded.


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