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Comedian fart pics Anonymous 04/06/23 (Thu) 09:13:04 PM No. 160423 [Reply]

I've noticed nonas made a few of these kek

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 11:24:16 AM No. 163025

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Do not unspoil this if you care about your mental health.

Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 03:18:08 AM No. 163104

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Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 03:25:14 AM No. 163105

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>>162444

Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 03:22:32 PM No. 163109

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Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 12:25:00 AM No. 163200

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happy fart pride month everyone

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What would you do if Someone you knew/loved/cared for followed Shayna's sex work socials? Anonymous 05/16/23 (Tue) 03:54:13 AM No. 162354 [Reply]

What would you do/think if you saw someone you know/your Nigel following Shayna/a sex worker like Shayna? How would you feel? Would your opinion of them change?

>no fantasical bullshit for example
"I'd cut his fucking balls off and nail them to the wall"
Just be honest

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Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri) 01:10:23 AM No. 163136

>>163121
the nostalgia critic girl is cute, clean, and has nice skin. your moid sounds retarded.

Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri) 01:37:55 AM No. 163137

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>>163127
>t.

Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri) 05:36:26 AM No. 163141

>>163137
Your perception of reality is warped

Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri) 11:31:54 AM No. 163143

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>>163136

Anonymous 06/02/23 (Fri) 10:43:43 PM No. 163144

>>163121
Lindsey Ellis is cute dafuq wrong with your nigel

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Camming thread Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 02:24:48 AM No. 163093 [Reply]

A place for screencaps, edits, videos, discussion.

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Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 02:29:27 AM No. 163099

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Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 02:29:54 AM No. 163100

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Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 02:34:02 AM No. 163102

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SHART THREAD Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 12:15:28 AM No. 3 [Reply]

Post your most highly regarded works of shayart featuring our beloved baby bimbo

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Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 09:48:57 AM No. 162977

>>162967
i dont get the big deal over anons posting their art in this thread. how exactly are they expecting ass pats? where else is shayna related art supposed to go? its more embarrassing that the shitty meme anon made multiple posts sperging about it here and in the main thread because they’re mad over some perceived slight that >>162876 this picture somehow “overshadowed” their meme.

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 09:53:41 AM No. 162978

>>162977
Because everyone said that anon’s shitty sketch was terrible, no one else would have posted it here in the repository for “highly regarded” works of art. This is anonymous board, if you want someone to congratulate you on your cringeworthy lack of talent post it on twitter

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 09:55:48 AM No. 162979

>>162977
Neither the stupid “meme” or the ugly ass sketch overshadowed the other, they’re both retarded and lacking in creativity

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 09:58:42 AM No. 162980

>>162976
Trying to police what is “good art” in a SHART THREAD in /shay/ of all places is peak autism. Believe me when I say it is truly not that serious, nona. Time for a Shayna tolerance break if some crappy art has you this triggered.

Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 10:59:39 AM No. 163015

Shart Thread has been moved to >>>/shay/162981 to stop the infighting over what should or shouldn't be posted in this thread. New thread is for all related Shay art.

>>>/shay/162981

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Is Shayna a pedophile? What is a pedo? Anonymous 05/06/23 (Sat) 10:25:41 PM No. 162117 [Reply]

The main containment thread for all discussion/infighting pertaining to the matters of pedophilia and the Shaynaverse.

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Anonymous 05/09/23 (Tue) 11:40:25 PM No. 162214

>>162210
But here’s the thing: that weird Hispanic moid was still an adult male—and he was a client on top of that, not someone Shat actually wanted to fuck. What are you extrapolating from this interaction to make the argument that she will eventually show herself as a pedophile? She was doing a “job” with another adult individual, being paid to provide a particular “service”. This logic doesn’t make any sense. So far the anons calling her out as a pedo have only mentioned how she interacts with grown adults into ddlg, but none have responded with what ways Shay has actually shown attraction to children.

Anonymous 05/10/23 (Wed) 06:07:49 PM No. 162230

>>162214

I suppose >>162213 has got it right. She's turned on by pretending to be a child being sexually abused. That ain't kosher, that's some pedo shit. But she's a jealous insecure narcissist so actual little girls repulse her, and it's not part of the kink to like little boys. Once she ages out of her DD/LG shit, she'll most likely lean into mommy dom where she refers to all her johns as naughty little boys who need mommies help with xyz. Pedo, but a different brand than usual.

Anonymous 05/11/23 (Thu) 12:20:00 PM No. 162241

>>162230
Again, how do we know she's turned on by being [insert here] separate from any money making endeavors? At best this is just a tinfoil.

Anonymous 05/11/23 (Thu) 03:05:29 PM No. 162243

>>162241
The baby act she's kept up since the beginning of her "career". She always tries to incorporate it into her porn AND her real life. To the point where she'll turn down opportunities because the people offering don't want that mess. Hell, when Shane sat on her back while a robotic dildo plowed her fat ass, she tried to do that age regression baba shit and he wasn't having it either. Tons of plain Jane dumpy bodied white girls are selling pussy pictures for 5 bucks a pop, but most of them don't post toddler rape fantasies and run a diaper account. At best, she's an autopedophile for pay.

Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 06:12:18 PM No. 162859

My tinfoil theory about Shayna’s coomer fanbase is that they’re into her because she looks so distinctly non childlike while she tries to LARP as underage. Their real fetish is watching a woman degrade and humiliate herself publicly because they have no respect for women. A lot of humiliation fetishes seem to play with this sort of disconnect with reality, like scrotes into humiliation love it when ugly girls think they’re beautiful and encourage them just because that makes it even easier to laugh at and dehumanize them. Shayna being such an unconvincing facsimile of a child or an attractive woman is what draws these sort of misogynists to her. I’m sure a lot of them would be pedophiles too, but the sort of opportunistic pedophile (who commit the most crimes) since they are motivated by feeling more powerful than another and don’t see women or girls as anything other than a sex object, no matter the age.

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Shay reaction images Anonymous 05/13/23 (Sat) 04:50:12 PM No. 162279 [Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online

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Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed) 04:34:48 PM No. 162853

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Anonymous 05/25/23 (Thu) 04:40:46 AM No. 162888

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/gif/ - Shaynimations Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 04:39:00 PM No. 157733 [Reply]

This shaylebration would not be complete without honoring our bratty bimbo in motion!! Plus I need more Shay reaction gifs.

Please share!

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Anonymous 04/02/23 (Sun) 08:05:55 PM No. 157983

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The sheer retardation of this one always sends me

Anonymous 04/02/23 (Sun) 10:24:40 PM No. 158010

>>157982
>uh oh… stinky.

Anonymous 04/04/23 (Tue) 02:43:12 PM No. 158417

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Anonymous 04/19/23 (Wed) 11:10:43 PM No. 161833

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Official Ass Eating Debate Thread Anonymous 04/13/23 (Thu) 08:40:08 PM No. 160581 [Reply]

To eat or not to eat? Ass that is? A safe place to discuss and debate ass eating.

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Anonymous 04/23/23 (Sun) 11:43:21 AM No. 161866

>>161865
ew why wouldyou eat a dirty ass instead of a clean one?

Anonymous 05/02/23 (Tue) 05:05:22 AM No. 162056

>>161854
Because they didn't. Its likely it was from some random closed reddit group or grabbed from 4chan.

Anonymous 05/02/23 (Tue) 05:07:47 AM No. 162057

>>161225
This is a video screenshot. Def lifted from OF or reddit.

Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 01:00:14 AM No. 162151

>>162056
>>162057
sounds like you showed your pussy on lolcow and are trying throw people off now

Anonymous 05/09/23 (Tue) 01:09:59 PM No. 162205

>>162151
Kek right I still cannot fucking believe someone would do that. Damaged behavior.

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Shayhegao Appreciation Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 12:35:19 AM No. 6 [Reply]

Nobody knows how to fake la petite mort like our princess. Today we're going to honor the many faces of her fake pleasure!

Post your best shayhegaos!!

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Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 01:10:38 PM No. 158268

>>158034
She looks SO incredibly bad in this, I cannot comprehend why she would upload it

Anonymous 04/04/23 (Tue) 11:41:14 PM No. 158495

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Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 03:19:46 PM No. 160447

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Anonymous 04/18/23 (Tue) 08:32:38 PM No. 161804

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Men You're Ashamed to Say You'd Fuck: Shaynaverse Edition Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:24:18 AM No. 39879 [Reply]

You know what to do. I know Fupa has a fan club, don't be shy now.

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Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 11:24:29 PM No. 157832

>>157672
Nah, she is kind of cute.
>>157827
She defintely carries her weight a million times better tham shay for sure. The only thing they have in commom is their lifestyle and sense of fashion.

Anonymous 04/02/23 (Sun) 01:12:34 AM No. 157847

>>157827
She's cute to me as well, but has the same crusty lips as shay, BUT she's easily the prettiest one in the shoots she'd been in with shay & the gang.
I even think the girl shayna was calling her bestie was nice looking for a older woman. I also think the gross old ladies keep themselves up and have sex appeal. More so then the woman at strict more

Anonymous 04/04/23 (Tue) 02:21:58 PM No. 158416

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The only decent looking moid she’s interacted with imo

Anonymous 04/07/23 (Fri) 03:53:29 PM No. 160449

Confessing this is probably my darkest moment but I think Baldi’s Gaysics could have been hot if you lasered off his tattoos, soaked his fingers in acetone, and put a bag over his face so his horrid facial expressions couldn’t be seen. I like hairy bald guys which is a shame because most of them, this guy included, are aggressively gay…

Anonymous 04/16/23 (Sun) 08:35:37 PM No. 161758

I’ve always thought her dad was pretty handsome …

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