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No. 162279[Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online
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No. 168727

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No. 168907

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No. 168908

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Not a face but a favorite of mine I’ve been hoarding

No. 168912

Damn, it is crazy to look at all the old pics upthread and see how much life has left her eyes in the space of 4-5 years.
It's not just that she got fatter/uglier. She can hardly even open her eyes anymore. And even when she does there's nothing behind them. Just zooted 24/7.
Pics like these >>162513 don't even look like the same person as >>162420 and >>162311 and >>162309
Her soul is gone.



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No. 168825[Reply]

A simple thread to discuss Shayna and our personal relationship with her threads
>How did you discover lolcow?
>When did you start reading Shayna's threads?
>Is there anything in them that reels you in and keeps you hooked?
>Do you relate to her or is she just another cautionary tale?
>Worst/Funniest moments in your opinion?
>And whatever else you may want to add
Discuss and have fun

No. 168826

There's already a thread like this



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No. 158187[Reply]

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No. 166225

>>166221
Im honestly shocked shayna never jumped on the “kitten” and “kittenplay” shit that was popular like 5 years ago. She only does dog stuff which is sus.

No. 166259

Her terrible financial decisions. How are you going to come online and cry about how you can't afford to visit your family on Thanksgiving but in the past few weeks have blown hundreds on drinks, brunch, paying for upgraded seats and overweight luggage? In the past month she's publicly posted about spending ~$800 (including the flight to lonestar) which should definitely be enough for a roundtrip flight. If she really wanted to be there for the holidays, she would.

No. 166261

>>166259
exactly. and not only will she not purposely save to spend time with her family, but she’ll shill her pussy and asshole and do the most embarrassing shit for pennies to raise money for the most meaningless shit yet couldn’t be arsed to do one of her emergency sales to raise $200 to go. She didnt even beg for money this time she was just kinda like “darn! it really sucks!” to save face

No. 167029

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this is from 2021

No. 168816

It just baffles me that she thinks the next dick or spanking video or whatever is going to thrust her into fame, you'd think she'd grown out of that shit.
I don't think se feels that strongly about it now, but i know it's in the back of her mind.
>Doing my first Boy/Girl will really go viral!
>Prositution will really help me advance my career and I'll get a sugar daddy who will spoil me endlessly!
It's like girl…her whole, "I'm so special" shit is weird. I used to feel that way until I turned 19 and realized i'm not "Special" i'm just retarded.



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No. 163871[Reply]

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974
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No. 168775

>>168774
4th page in on /snow/ nonna, just hasn't been bumped in awhile

No. 168776

>>168775
thank you nona

No. 168779

>>168750
I wonder what kind of person looks at Shayna and thinks she's successful. Is he poor so it seems like a lot of money to him? Or very liberal and thinks sw is empowering?

No. 168782

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I think some nonas overestimate Shayna. She said that she hates school and also that she's too dumb for university/college, yet anons talking about her having a normal career in the future. It's hard for me to picture that.

No. 168788

>>168750
kinda your fault for dating a man who thinks sex work is real work



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No. 157669[Reply]

Share your favorite iconic moments from the thread, or a specific memory you share with your fellow shayheads. My favorite was anon who hated the word bleak so much she was getting a shayneurism (but eventually embraced it). What's yours?
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No. 168679

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>>>/snow/653664

This work of shart:

No. 168682

>>168679
Wtf is wrong with her vulva? I know she had those boils but why does it look all bunched up?

No. 168693

>>168682
Read the old threads, it’s all there kek she had some creepy fat scrote from a BDSM site vacuum her entire vulva up in some kind of high powered clit pump and this is the result.

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this edit from thread 50'

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No. 168625[Reply]

Share photoshops, male lookalikes, shart, or anything else of what you think Shay would look like as a man.
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No. 168627

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Paul Dano

No. 168628

>>168625
So accurate

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No. 168650

>>168627
how dare you nona

No. 168666

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>>168650
Ummm anon?



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No. 160523[Reply]

I saw some other anons in the Quitting Weed with Shayna thread >>24354 asking for this and I also want to post about shitness (Shay fitness). Let’s hold each other accountable by posting fat Shat, sharing fitness regimens, healthy meals, and tips to curb cravings!
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No. 168225

>>168224
Samefag, jumps in place like ghost jump rope (kek) is a good at home way to boost your cardio fitness, I recommend it to clients who are less cardio fit to begin with. Try a minute of jumprope simulation and see how you feel w that too!

No. 168233

>>168225
>>168224
Thank you so much!! I actually have an old jumprope I can start using again. The fun of jumping rope might also help push me more vs trying to run the block which bores me haha.
Thankfully walking I'm good at and can go for a while, but it's the moment I fast walk or jog (or god help me, run for the bus) that my lungs feel like they're totally airless kek. But tbh daily walks would probably do me a world of good so I'll work on that. No incline near me but there's a forest I can struggle-hike through. And next winter I can jump rope in the house!

No. 168359

>>167196
Do any nonas have advice for this? So last year I tried doing these. I could only do it 20 times every other day. After about a month I was only able to do it 15 times every other day. Ended up giving up after trying it for 3 months because I never gained any strength and still had flabby arms.

No. 168360

>>168359
Do it in a series of sets and reps that get progressively heavier. So 3 sets with 5 reps is 15 reps total. If you're using 1kg for example that means in total you have lifted 15kg. If you're able to do this then add another 1kg to the dumbbells so 2kg x 3 x 5 = 30kg. If you're unable to do 3 x 5, do 3 x 4 or 3 x 3.

For example
Day one - 3 x 3 @ 1kg = 9kg total lifted
Day two - 3 x 4 @ 1kg = 12kg total lifted
Day three - 3 x 5 @ 1kg = 15kg total lifted
Day four - 3 x 3 @ 2kg = 18kg total lifted
Day five - 3 x 4 @ 2kg = 24kg total lifted
Day six - 3 x 5 @ 2kg = 30kg total lifted
Day seven - 3 x 3 @ 4kg = 36kg total lifted
Day eight - 3 x 4 @ 4kg = 48kg total lifted
Day nine - 3 x 5 @ 4kg = 60kg total lifted

You can modify it however you like, such as you might want to do lower weight higher reps, or you may have to work with the weights that you have, as long as you keep the basic principle of progressive loading you will get stronger. You should also eat more protein so the body has more amino acids to turn into muscle tissue.

No. 168368

>>168359
Unfortunately, targeted workouts are a myth. Gaining muscle in your triceps will not reduce flab under your arms, it'll just make you gain muscle under the flab. Tricep exercises in general are great though, and you can do bodyweight tricep dips basically anywhere. If you also do pushups, you'll gain more strength in your arms overall. I have a rule of thumb where I do 5 pushups basically whenever the thought crosses my mind. So like I'll just randomly do 5 pushups when I'm sitting at my desk working, and I usually do that 3-6 times throughout the day. It's not too hard to incorporate but you really do feel stronger over time.



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No. 163704[Reply]

Beautiful well put together girlies vs Shayna
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No. 168274

>>167562
>>167561
The second one of these is obviously photoshopped but does she not realize that the women who get a shit ton of attention for wearing the stuff have a completely different body type? I'm sure she wears flared skirts precisely because she is such a strange looking thigh area, too.

No. 168299

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No. 168300

>>167611
The disintegrating shein knockoff chanel tweed coat paired with ugly skinny jeans lmfao

No. 168311

>>167561
holy fuck I keep forget how fucking ugly shay is, she looks like an inbred retard



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No. 162176[Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!
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No. 167427

>>164612
You can still enjoy some of that stuff. I'm 35 with 3 kids and I still enjoy cutesy kawaii shit, I just don't go overboard with it. So if I wear pink glittery jelly shoes with lettuce hem socks for example I'm wearing them with a more grown up looking midi dress and cardigan. You can still wear girly styles, just be careful about how you mix and match them and take photos of yourself in them so you can see how you look from an outside perspective.

No. 168015

>>167423
but why not just use your toothbrush though?

No. 168020

>>168015
I got the plastic thing at first cause the toothbrush doesn't get it as clean as it'd like plus I tend to gag on my toothbrush when I do it towards the back. The plastic tool vs the regular toothbrush is a mild upgrade but the metal is incomparable I'd say. You'd be seriously surprised how much you would be taking off, plus it's much quicker since it gets the whole tongue in one downward motion so you just have to repeat it a few times while rinsing your mouth between scrubs vs scrubbing around the tongue a few times with the smaller brush.

No. 168030

>>168020
NTA but you’ve made me want to upgrade from my Orabrush. Is there a specific brand/metal you’d recommend or does it not matter?

No. 168033

>>168030
I honestly got the cheapest 2 pack off amazon with decent reviews lol. I'd personally just recommend making sure it's made from either copper or stainless steel so it's easily cleaned and non-rusting and recommend the design in the original picrel. I see some that are looped and have just one handle which imo seem not as good a design but that's personal preference probably.



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No. 165957[Reply]

Who would you cast in the movie based on the life of Shayna?
Lena Dunham as Shayna
Patricia Arquette as Ellen Degenerate
Adam Sandler as Ricky Delgado of Boulder, CO
Helen Mirren as Sarah Gregory
Madison Bailey as Kiki Cali
Zack Galifinackas as Fupaul

That’s who I would cast what about you?
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No. 167953

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Ed Sherman as Mr Peanut Butter

No. 167962

>>167953
Fucking lmao

No. 167964

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>>167953
The movie is a musical sung and narrated by Ed Sheeran as Mr Peanut butter about Shay's life from his perspective.

No. 167965

>>167964
Harry styles as Noodle and Robbie Williams as Ribmeat.

No. 167983

>>167952
Way too pretty and petite.



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