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No. 163871

Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.

This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.

Infight all your autistic battles here.

First thread: >>>/shay/158765
Second thread: >>>/shay/159974

No. 163873

I wanted to hate this thread so bad just cause its new and I chug shay-toraide daily. But I cannot stop laughing at the thread image, it’s hilarious. Thanks nona.

No. 163874

must've been a scrote posting someone elses nudes/paying a sex worker/discord kitten because that girls vag isn't even a "roastie" and no woman would call it that. i have a much longer labia and now i feel like a freak cuz everyones calling it lava rock pussy or whatever. not everyone has a gross innie like shatna or a neovag and i honestly think that style of vag is much uglier than a long and wrinkly labia. and no. i'm not gonna post my pussy. because i'm not deranged.

No. 163875

this is the milkiest shayna has been in a long time and the thread is suddenly overrun with absolute retards and scrotes. i'd almost think it was a coordinated attack from shayna and her orbiters if she wasn't technologically illiterate

No. 163876

>>163874
Don’t worry nona, that type of labia is completely normal and is actually much more common than an “innie”. Mine looks like that too. The only women shitting on it are self-hating with internalized misogyny. Girls like that see men making “roastie” comments and like the pick-me’s they are, follow along.

No. 163877

>>163874
Anyone posting any sort of vagina in a Shay thread is going to have it brutally nitpicked because it's the Shay thread. I wouldn't take it personally.

No. 163878

>>163874
Don’t worry, the whole innie/outie/roastie lingo is by incel scrotes or really young porn saturated pick me girls. Most adult women, especially non white ones have inner labia that looks like that. I was super insecure of muh horrible roastie wizard sleeve and considered getting labioplasty to fix it. When I brought it up to my nigel he was completely baffled why I would think of doing something like that, and he doesn’t even have a lava rock labia fetish or anything. Tbh I find Shayna’s pussy way more disturbing the way there’s like absolutely nothing sticking out of it, apart from boils and bits of toilet paper.

No. 163879

>>163878
My boyfriend is the same, he said if a guy likes going down on girls, when there is nothing there it's less fun. But it doesn't matter what men think in the first place, it's just simply how we were born.

Not to talk down about girls with an innie. But innies definitely resemble tranny neovag. Or an axe wound. See there are ways to make fun of literally any vagina.

No. 163881

I’m a milk poster and would never post pictures of myself in the Shay thread let alone this entire site. I know we are shaytarded but I think most Shaynons who actively follow the thread would not post themselves. My theory is that the ass-eaters and lavachan are not Shaynons who follow the thread. If they are then they need to get some fucking self-awareness and see a psychologist for whatever issues they have that would lead them to post nudes to baiting 4chan moids.

No. 163882

My other Shay thread tinfoil is that most of the hostile anons that call everyone a retard and provoke infighting by picking at anons posts are moids. I wish those anons would leave the thread alone and go back to whatever shithole they came from.

No. 163883

>>163881
it's obviously moids. I still have no idea why people take it seriously. The exact same thing frame by frame happened last time. Retarded thing was said, people argued about it. Someone called the person a man, "I'm not a man here's my tits! Now here's my vagina!'
Someone accusing them of being a troon, they post more pictures rinse and repeat.
It's moids who want attention and some people give it to them. The retarded live blogging about "Ha ha I was doing something, ha ha, yeah that joke about my vagina was really funny!" it's all a fucking bit.
I wish people would simply ignore it. I know Shaytards like myself are stupid, but can we at least have a tad of sense?
It's not funny or anything.

No. 163884

>>163883
I think you’re right. Right before the ass-eating debacle, there was an obvious scat fetishist in the /Shay/ fart photo thread posting his personal collection of shit-edited photos. Its no coincidence that a “woman” spent days afterwards arguing about how clean it is to lick her “husbands” asshole and other “women” joined in to defend shit-eating. Not trying to reignite the retard here either for the love of god.

No. 163885

>>163884
i eat ass tbh

No. 163886


No. 163888

>>163874
Don't take it to heart, the Shay thread is notorious for nitpicking and lava rock anon was pissing people off enough for them to be particularly brutal. But there's so much natural variation in vulva & labia appearance that it's pretty pointless to get caught up on unless someone is trying to impress a pornsick scrote (or post nudes to win an argument on an imageboard).

No. 163889

>>163879
>Not to talk down about girls with an innie. But innies definitely resemble tranny neovag.
Anon…

No. 163890

Thread pic is beautiful and that’s all I have to say to my friends in the asylum

No. 163891

Idk where else to put this but I had a dream last night that I was Shayna and living with Shane Pierre Sonnier who kicked me out so then I was homeless and was at target buying things to be homeless with (tents, cooking supplies, basic clothes, etc.) I literally need to be euthanized does the shaynatorium offer lobotomies

No. 163892

>>163878
Are you saying its more common in non-white women to have long inner labia? That's not true.

No. 163893

>>163892
Yes it is.

No. 163894

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>>163893
Most vagina's I've seen with long labia have been white, but I doubt it has anything to do with race. Sorry if you've convinced yourself it's part of your racial identity.

No. 163895

>>163894
I'm white.

No. 163896

>>163876
I was disgusted with how many nonnas called her labia gross. They’re just as bad as the scrotes thinking all vaginas to look like a porn star’s. It was fucking normal looking.

No. 163897

>>163895
Exactly.

No. 163898

>>163896
They came to wrong place if they wanted bleeding hearts to accept their weird looking vagina. It doesn’t make you scrote to comment on how another woman’s vulva looks, especially when she unwantingly flashes it in your face to try to win an argument. Her vuvla was objectively not the norm, and the poster admitted multiple times they thought it wasn’t an attractive vagina. So you are whiteknuckling over someone who doesn’t care about you defending them. Don’t force your snatch on people if you don’t want them comment on it. Her vagina lips resembled lava rock and she was informed of it. Why aren’t you crying over and trying to defend Shayna when nonas comment on how her vulva looks? Literally hours before this happened everyone spent 48 hours looking at and making fun of the pics where her vulva looked brown and she had poo bits in her butt crack.

No. 163899

hahaha i hope the girl with the gross pussy thinks the mental anguish and years of self esteem issues she now has over her pussy being clowned on lolcow was worth whatever point she was trying to make.

No. 163900

>>163894
ever consider youve seen more white pussy than ethnic?

No. 163902

>>163900
I said in my post that i doubt it has anything to do with race. I'm nonwhite and I have an "innie."

No. 163905

>>163894
> Sorry if you've convinced yourself it's part of your racial identity
Out of all the insane things in her post insulting labias and talking about her retarded Nigel why would you focus on her briefly mentioning nonwhite women having outies. Even if she’s wrong nobody said anything about identity, farmers stop being weird about race for 5 minutes challenge

No. 163906

>>163898
Way to make it obvious you’ve never seen an outie. Take your pickme bullshit back to Reddit.

No. 163907

>>163905
A white woman claiming outies are more common with ethnic women is being fucking weird about race.

No. 163909

>>163906
It has nothing to do with them being an outie. There are PLENTY of very attractive outie vulvas. It's honestly rare for me to have such a visceral reaction to seeing a vagina. The comments and people thinking it were gross were a reaction to that SPECIFIC vagina. The inner lips looked rotted.

No. 163915

>>163909
Looked like the thing from Alien busting out of her vag. Also can we talk about how she has no ass. That lava rock dingleberry distracted everyone from the Hank Hill

No. 163916

>>163909
For me the worst part is how she put the paper on the lava rock. That was weird.

No. 163919

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No. 163920

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>>163919
ive said it before and i'll say it again she looks so much like lil critter

No. 163925

File: 1689983522002.png (Spoiler Image,2.11 MB, 828x1394, power couple.png)

kudos to the nonnie who came up with the idea

No. 163926

>>163919
when she does that ugly lip thing it always reminds me of that metro station dweeb in the shake it video

No. 163929

I didn’t know Shatna could drive

No. 163930

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Shayna in the future during her “hard drugs saga” turning tricks outside and still wearing dumb ass princess/barbie shirts thinking she looks like a “teen Barbie uwu”

No. 163931

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The fact she watermarks these crack me up. Like who would want to repost these ugly ass rodent selfies with her beady shit colored eyes. Brown eyes (& any color eyes tbh on any average woman look so pretty) look so disgusting on her. Like I can’t explain it. Even blue eyes wouldn’t help her in the looks department. Tbh she’d look scarier with blue beady eyes. I can’t stress it enough that her eyes are really ugly. And eyes are usually gorgeous. Sorry for the rant but this is the inshayne asylum. I didn’t want to shit up the thread

No. 163932

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>>163919
Shayna probably thinks she looks like this with her natural hair. Shayna is so ugly. I can’t believe she’s this delusional

No. 163933

>>163931
she should’ve guilt tripped her parents into giving her a nose job when she was a teenager. a better nose would solve about 75% of her ugliness.

No. 163935

>>163925
This is brilliant.

No. 163936

>>163933
And some new teeth

No. 163944

>>163931
When nonnies talk about shayna’s natural curl pattern, this is what it actually is. The curls she obtains from doing her turd braids are not her natural curls.

No. 163945

Despite being in her threads since thread 8 every once in a while I realize that she could be so unassuming when she looks like a normal loud obnoxious chubby girl with bad hair and a horrible personality aka when she dresses normal and we all end up saying she looks good.

No. 163950

>>163944
It was only decent during her high school days. When she looked like a skinny rat. Her hair was decent back then.

No. 163953

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No. 163954

SHAYNA IS FAT

No. 163955

>>163953
these old people are cute don't clown on them. nothing like shaynus and ellen.

No. 163958

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>>163931
I actually like dark brown eyes (and all eye colors pls no eyesperging). It’s a combination of size, shape and color. She has huge super dark pupils and her eye area looks kind of swollen.
I’ll never forget that nonnie who said that shayna’s eyes look like shit clogging a toilet kek

No. 163960

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I could fix her

No. 163961

>>163960
I would pay so much money to see her see this. This is what she thinks she looks like, how jarring

No. 163962

>>163960
Jesus this is probably the most attractive shoop I’ve ever seen of her in one of her threads you’re a goddess nonna you made her like believably attractive

No. 163963

File: 1690571477551.png (2.24 MB, 1664x936, hot girl shit.png)

hot girl shit

No. 163964

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I decided to put Shayna in a color analysis app and lo, not a single bologna pink to be seen…

No. 163965

>>163964
You are a nonna after my own heart bless you. Also she really would look better with a tan.

No. 163967

my friend sent me THE monsters inc gif when I vented about my day

No. 163971

File: 1690692370810.png (Spoiler Image,1.55 MB, 1079x1711, F0770B0E-2C3C-4F24-BF30-67CC97…)

Just drew a caricature of Shayna. Enjoy.

No. 163973

>>163960
Bravo! You gave her the full Tana face tune experience. I love it lol!

No. 163974

File: 1690724997549.png (2.57 MB, 1668x2388, IMG_0426.png)

Her recent photos are so unsightly I couldn’t help but draw the reality of it all.

No. 163975

>>163971
>>163974
Pure shart.

No. 163976

This pic got removed on the Shayna thread. But a random discolored vagina didn’t…. Honestly Shayna posted her moid dad herself on the same account she posts her butthole, so who cares if we do.(do not post pictures of family members)

No. 163977

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No. 163978

>>163974
Next thread pic

No. 163979

>>163958
Ayrt I agree. She looks so fucking huge in these pictures with the tied pink top she wore for three months straight and the shitty blonde wig

No. 163980

>>163971
A censored version of this would be a fantastic thread pic.

No. 163981

>>163971
LMAO I posted about artnonas using that pic for inspo and this is nothing short of magnificent, I’m cackling. Censured version for thread pic please!

No. 163982

>>163931
Shithole brown eyes like hers are ugly on anyone, they’re just extra ugly on her, and she’d look just as demonic with light eyes

No. 163988

>>163960
Alt universe where Shay is a popular TikToker.

No. 163989

Last night I had a dream with Shane P Sonnier. I was his discord kitten that he invited to stay with his family under his wife’s nose. He also had a bunch of kids, one of whom was a teenage moid that threatened to kill me if I didn’t convince Shane to make a certain work related decision. Shane also had multiple cell phones for some reason.

No. 163990

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if noodle has a million fans, i'm one of them
if noodle has five fans, i'm one of them
if noodle has one fan, that fan is me
if noodle has no fans, i'm no longer alive
if the world is against noodle, i'm against the entire world
until my last breath, i'll support noodle

No. 163991

>>163990
FUCk I was one of those anons who felt bad when people were calling Noodle retarded, but EVERY TIME Shayna posts another pic it gets more and more chromosomically deficient-looking. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU NODLE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PRVE THE NOODLE HATERS WRONG

No. 163992


No. 163993

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>>163990
The most recent photos from the UTI incident is what made me see what everybody else was seeing. But hey I'd also look retarded as fuck if Shayna was my owner. Poor Noodle.

No. 163994

>>163993
>>163991
i don’t give a fuck, i still think noodle is cute & derpy af. i want to kidnap her from shayna’s apartment & start giving her proper care. if i had noodle, she would be getting daily walks, a healthy amount of food, & lots of toys to play with. also she would never have another uti because i wouldn’t neglect her like shay & that irrelevant bitch ellen.

No. 163995

have any other shaysisters noticed that the thread has an influx of newfags who sound like moids? and trumpchan has definitely joined the Shay thread but im not gonna point them out and get a ban for accusing an anon of being a moid/trumpchan. it’s kinda annoying how retarded and porn-brained they are. sometimes they make funny comments like the one who said her nails look like sausages with little white hats.
if we did get a bunch of moid anons then it’s probably because of that tit poster that got shared to 4chan.

No. 163997

>>163994
If I had Noodle I would get her botox and a facelift

No. 163998

>>163995
100%, i know moids are all o but the shay thread seems worse than others. i think we got a lot of them when kf was down

No. 164000

>>163997
not if i do it first. shaynus better start sleeping with one eye open or noodle is gonna mysteriously disappear.

No. 164001

File: 1691165881652.jpeg (228.16 KB, 1242x1104, 1520871011671.jpeg)

the discussion in the main thread reminded me of when she used to bulimia LARP and reblog things like this

No. 164002

>>163995
There's been something weird happening in her threads for while. It's possible that moids have found that the thread provides free porn. Wetchan came off as a male pretending to be a woman.

No. 164006

>>164002
I honestly bet there’s been a few moids and trannies itt for a longggg time. There’s always been suspicious posts here and there

No. 164009

>>164002
Thank you for saying this re wetchan because I agree. Ik women can be unhinged shitposting psychos but it reallllly felt extra scrotey. Troony, even.

No. 164010

>>164009
thirding, it screamed male talking about vaginas

No. 164011

>>163993
This thing got infected when she went away last and now she’s about to go away again but the thing still has the infection. Noodle’s death arc is coming

No. 164015

>>164013
Yeah all she needs to do is completely change everything about her face and body.

No. 164017

>>164013
Lol. I genuinely think you’re a man or your standards are in hell’s basement (probably both). Even if she fixed herself physically, she’s a wretched piece of crap who pedo panders. If you think she’s a “cutie,” you are scum and probably a pedo yourself.

No. 164058

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Shaytardation incoming but I have this astrology app called AstroMatrix and it turns out that Shayna’s natal chart aspects are very fitting for her. See picrel for the aspects from her birth chart.
Also there may be some indication that she was meant to be a fuck-up on the internet as a warning to others—she has a yod (finger of god) with the apex/focal point of a Virgo north node in the 11th house. It’s fitting because I have seen a lot of anons who say that Shayna scared them onto the right path or made them get their shit together.
All of what I’ve said so far is western astrology but I also looked into indian astrology and saw that she has the same nakshatra that most porn stars do.

No. 164059

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No. 164060

>>164058
lmao you deserve your own thread on this site, please be so fucking serious right now

No. 164061

>>164060
Damn idc how boring/miserable your life is but don’t take it out on random anons?

No. 164063

first shaynatorium post I believe? I had to see if there is hair on my feet after reading the thread. no hair on the tops of my feet, but 2-5 hairs on my big toe and second toe. that is all. otherwise completely hairless. what about you nonas

No. 164064

>>164063
i have hair on my big and second toes too, no hair on my feet. i don’t think ive ever seen a woman with hair on her feet like that. i also dont think that mod got triggered that anon was obviously baiting (and they’ll probably come here to bait instead), not gonna shit up the main thread further with my reply tho

No. 164065

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>>164013
I genuinely think she's a cutie, if she would take care of herself a little more I don't even think she'd need that much bimbofication or instabaddie shit.

No. 164066

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>>164063
I haven't shaved in four years and I still don't have hair on my feet.

>>164065
Get some taste, she was below average even when she was skinny. All she had going for her in sex work was that she was young, slim and willing. Now she's fat and aging like raw pork on a hot window sill.

No. 164067

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>>164066
Erm. 1. Noodle was never in sex work. And 2. She is aging beautifully. Look at that smile!

No. 164068

>>164063
I can admit I have some hair on the tops of my feet, am a full-on ginger nonna tho so it’s that weird white yellow color my eyebrows and lashes are. I use Nair on it when I feel like it, but sometimes I just don’t care kek

No. 164069

>>164013
damn…. she's sexy. socials?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 164071

>>164060
Cancers on the defensive because of shat

No. 164072

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No. 164074

>>164063
kek nona i did the same! i have a couple blonde hairs on my big toe but thats it. nothing below the ankle. shayna has hairy ass feet

No. 164079

>>164059
ANON IM SCREAMING I LOVE YOU. Thank you so much for sharing this, the Universe truly does not make mistakes.

No. 164080

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Line shart. Her fat distribution is so fucked.

No. 164090

>>164059
>the binger
Kek

No. 164091

>>164059
Share the app please and thank you

No. 164092

>>164091
She says in the first post it’s AstroMatrix

No. 164094

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The Wicked Bitch of the West

No. 164095

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>>164094
I can't get over this face

No. 164096

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In the main thread someone said her wrinkles look like ET which I see but also this thing

No. 164097

>>164096
kekkkkk

No. 164101

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No. 164112

I’m currently visiting Seattle and staying in Renton WA and I’m sad that I chose to visit during the weekend when Shay is out of town at Fatcon. It would’ve been epic to spot her walking to the liquor store or something. Then again, does she actually leave her house for anything or does she obtain all of her basic needs through Doordash?

No. 164126

I was told to post this here.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 164128

>>164126
Kek please stop uploading your Queensnake spank bank here, not even the pshaytients want to see that.

No. 164129

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She really does look like Dewey

No. 164132

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POSTING THIS HERE BECAUSE THE MAIN THREAD IS LOCKED. SHAYNA POSTED HER ASS 1 HOUR AGO AND DOESN'T SEEM THAT HAPPY WITH THE SNAKE EYE'D BDSM DUDE WHO CANED HER. DUMB BITCH SARAH GREGORY LIKED HER TWEET.

No. 164133

>>164132
Kek nonnie your diagram is hilarious, but I don’t think she’s feeling regret. She uses that as her crying laughing emoji and she put a heart emoji next to it too. I think the “shoutout 2 [douchebag] I guess” is her attempt at being coy/playful

No. 164135

>>164132
I think it would be fucking hilarious if Shay and Sarah had a falling out and then Shay tried to bring down Skidmark Academy.

No. 164136

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I know this is pure and unfiltered shaytism but her fat distribution is so weird.

No. 164137

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No. 164143

God I can't fucking wait to see what comes of this trip. Shayna has given all the way up, and she's gotten another girl beaten bloody. God damn.

No. 164144

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which pair is more disgusting? cast your votes now nonas

No. 164156

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>

No. 164158

I think Shayna could make some extra money from a YouTube channel, but she would have to embrace her lolcow status.
For example: ALR makes some gross/creepy mukbangs and said that her mukbangs are the her most profitable type of videos. People speculated that most of these viewers are fetishists. So she knows how to use her infamy.
While I know that Shayna would never do mukbangs (she's in denial about her weight), she could still get attention for being a "circus freak." She could talk about sex work and her experiences in the industry. There are documentaries about things like this and people watch them because it's weird. Or she could tell fake stories like the ones she posts on Twitter. Perhaps make ASMR videos like "Dolly kidnaps you" or something.

No. 164159

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I stumbled on some stupid corvette memes

No. 164160

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>>164159
>>on my way to Applebees lolol
I want an art anon to shop Shayna into a corvette with a boomer

No. 164171

File: 1692546678630.png (1.13 MB, 1132x1465, convertible barbie.png)

>>164160
My Photoshop skills are still shitty and basic but I tried my best

No. 164172

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>>164171
Another version

No. 164173

>>164158
>ASMR
I could see her doing some videos with the junk she owns and her nails. Trisha does a pretty good job at it imo, but she'd have to put effort into it which I don't think she would.

No. 164178

Does anyone feel like she might get hurt or killed now that she’s hooking? Aside from the danger of the job, Shay is also really stupid so you can’t trust her to take precautions for safety.

No. 164179

>>164178
I think killed is unlikely but hurt is almost guaranteed. Shayna is so retarded I doubt she is taking any smart precautions and her ‘niche’ is like, abused whore already? The kind of men that will attract are really bad.

No. 164181

nonnies pls stop shitting on corvettes ;-; i bought a blue one and i’m only twenty it’s not an old man car it’s my fast race car and i look cute in it ;_;(;_;)

No. 164182

File: 1692608127047.jpeg (104.85 KB, 715x842, 5AC01457-214B-4D9E-A893-AF354B…)

This looks like Shayna

No. 164190

>>164181
I am sure you look cute in it nona, enjoy your car!!! Dw it’s just old ass scrotes with midlife crises that make them ugly

No. 164224

I often get the vibes that Shayna copes with liking older men because younger men (like high school) probably saw her as the weird slutty girl,who slept around and/or just wanted attention. Maybe she was one of those girls who'd tease boys but never went through with it. We know how cruel boys can be, they can be huge whores but they shame women for it.
I feel like she was probably very annoying and loud in high school and probably told everyone about her breast implant, so it caused bullying or some shit. I feel like getting on tumblr and being groomed made Shayna think, "Huh, maybe Older men are just attracted to me, maybe thats what i should do!"
and she thinks it makes her different.
It's very telling that you rarely see young non-radiated looking men in her comments. It's always some older scrote who is sun burnt and looks like he works outside all day.
I'm sure her johns are all married men too.
I also feel like the reason why she never hooks onto men despite seemingly letting them beat her up, is because she's a boring lay or she's just annoying to deal with.
I think she genuinely tries to create fake relationships, and thinks they like her. Probably talks in that annoying voice all the time too. I imagine these scrotes think, "I can find a slightly better looking women to spend my money and time with, and maybe actually have good sex without the extra".
She has no charm and she's always putting on that act. I can imagine her smiling sticking her tongue out going, "thank you dadddeeee" every single time she's around them.
These men want SEX they don't want a girlfriend they have to pay for. Also, doesn't it seem like younger scrotes buying sex, simply go to straight up street walkers and the ones with money, probably try to get attractive women.
So she's stuck with older married men, who seem to lose interest fast. Or maybe Shayna dumps them, who knows.
All I can say is, she's taught me that sexually out there pick me's aren't "picked" and are seen as disgusting to men, but they don't see it that way.

They delude themselves into thinking they are loved and happy.

No. 164225

also the ONLY normal looking scrote that simps is that black guy, who honestly gives me the vibes that he thinks any white woman who pays attention to him is super attractive. He doesn't seem like he has high standards and he seems like a loser who knows the only place he's seen as the "man" is surrounded by a bunch of white out of shape sex workers.

No. 164226

File: 1692759030086.jpeg (298.14 KB, 640x842, 6F147510-2527-4129-BB65-51E2DC…)

Butterface pimp

No. 164229

File: 1692808058528.jpeg (371.36 KB, 694x1134, IMG_2403.jpeg)

Tried drawing an amusement park style caricature of that one pic of Shayna

No. 164230

File: 1692809807352.jpeg (484.28 KB, 1095x1425, IMG_2404.jpeg)

Sorry for double posting fanart but there’s something really comical about Shayna’s soft shitty body that makes her fun to draw

No. 164232

>>164226
>>164229
>>164230
please use the works of shart thread for this >>>/shay/162981

No. 164233

>>164230
Anon you made it look perkier than it is somehow

No. 164234

File: 1692841241313.jpg (1.59 MB, 1205x2130, Shayn.jpg)


No. 164235

>>164234
imagine paying for sex and this shows up and tells you to buy her french fries

No. 164236

Not sure where this goes but I can’t stand when numbers get brought up when it comes to weight because anons won’t stop sperging about Fatty Fat Fat Shat’s exact weight range, like debating if she’s 180 or 200 lbs or the body visualizer.
It also brings out Nonas talking about their own personal blog with their weight

No. 164241

File: 1692977781856.png (12.9 KB, 995x217, 1692976921650.png)

Dawn from CCC is a Shaytard
>>>/ot/1676915

No. 164242

File: 1693027890536.png (1.92 MB, 1080x1440, donny mattel.png)

Donny Mattel

No. 164243

Tinfoil: Fat Shat was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and was prescribed metformin. One of the side effects of metformin is weight loss.

No. 164244

>>164243
Oooh I might join you in this tinfoil, noniella. I def could see her getting the beetus because of how she eats/the extra sugary alcohol abuse she’s been at for years now.

No. 164245

File: 1693110588104.jpeg (401.34 KB, 828x1170, IMG_1938.jpeg)

Posting this here because no one has made a new thread yet, she’s so delusion. Your eyes are shit brown Shat, not “dark green”. kek @ the coomer though

No. 164246

File: 1693110861768.jpeg (415.22 KB, 828x1024, IMG_1941.jpeg)

This person must be legally blind

No. 164247

File: 1693110950134.jpeg (304.22 KB, 828x691, IMG_1939.jpeg)

>no filter
LMAO it’s blurred to fuck and she looks fucking 50

No. 164248

File: 1693111032812.jpeg (370 KB, 828x1108, IMG_1940.jpeg)

She’s really feeling herself, this is going to be horrendous, especially if she gets bangs

No. 164249

>>164243
>>164244
I feel like she’d be bragging about getting ozempic or whatever if this were the case

No. 164250

File: 1693111747762.jpeg (48.29 KB, 500x500, F117A6CF-31CB-44F4-86EE-3F5A59…)

>>164247
She looks like a white peaches lmao

No. 164252

File: 1693113133537.jpeg (68.55 KB, 640x804, DC739EEF-EFC5-468D-95CF-BF6BFD…)

I vote for my own work of shart as the next thread pic

No. 164253

>>164252
Chef's kiss for the Donny reference.

No. 164256

>>164248
That seems really cheap for going blonde? Her hair is going to be so fried and yellow

No. 164257

File: 1693118106880.jpeg (71.88 KB, 1169x282, IMG_8811.jpeg)

samefagging but the delusion kek

No. 164262

>>164249
I don't think she would because it would require her to acknowledge that she's a fat sow close to obesity. In her mind she's a slim sexy baby barbie bimbo and doesn't need ozempic because she isn't fat. The same goes for type 2 diabetes and metformin, she would never admit to it because it would break her delusion.

No. 164264

>>164252
This made me chuckle, nice work nonushka

No. 164265

>>164248
>$75 tip
Is this normal for that price or is she just scamming her coomers again

No. 164266

File: 1693142646561.jpeg (649.27 KB, 828x1006, IMG_8135.jpeg)

why does her creamer bottle look so disgusting

No. 164267

>>164266
she is not beating the fat alcoholic allegations

No. 164268

File: 1693146830269.jpeg (127.71 KB, 1169x510, IMG_6016.jpeg)

Can’t wait to see all that cellulite in high definition again while she’s feeling good about her body

No. 164269

File: 1693147141898.jpeg (499.78 KB, 1080x1920, IMG_0600.jpeg)


No. 164270

>>164256
Ntayrt but remember that she always inflates prices for her coomers so it’s probably $125. My tinfoil is that she’s probably going to a hair school to cut costs.

No. 164271

File: 1693147657105.jpeg (198.92 KB, 750x446, IMG_3927.jpeg)

What the fuck

No. 164272

>>164268
no clue how she’s “feeling good about her bod” after that atrocity at the movie theater

No. 164275

>>164267 oh my god EW?? Why did you point this out kek my day = rooned

No. 164276

>>164268
Hog in the Fog Part Two: Boar Whore Goes Back for More at the Lake Shore

No. 164277

>>164256
i assumed she was going for an all over root to tip blonde, but maybe the stylist talked her into a heavy highlight or something. it would be cheaper and not need as much maintenance.

No. 164279

>>164272
As you know she’s scrote-brained, the big dick equivalency for her is a massive crab claw camel toe. Girl power!
Jk the most likely answer is that she thinks she looks better because she’s supposedly lost weight. I honestly don’t think she looks that great skinny though. She has the saddest ass ever regardless of her body fat, and her body has always been untoned because she refuses to work out.

No. 164280

File: 1693157724779.jpeg (413.71 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_3928.jpeg)

Can someone make an edit of her crab claw

No. 164281

>>164280
I like to think she sent this pic to her sugar daddy who cancelled the next morning with something like “can’t wait for it 2 be u taking me out 2morrow daddy” and he realized “oh no”

No. 164282

is anyone working on a new shay thread already or should i draft one up? i did the thread before last and it was my first time making one but it was pretty well received so i could do another one.

No. 164283

>>164247
If I was out of my gourd enough to take pictures of myself looking this greasy I would suicide bait on twitter too

No. 164284

>>164282
I for one would greatly appreciate it, nonna!

No. 164285

I feel anxious without Shay thread please someone make one

No. 164286

>>164248
If she gets those ugly coke bottle bangs again, I'm going to fucking lose my mind.
>>164266
More proof that she's not eating less or drinking less. I also don't believe the weightloss I'm sorry.
>>164268
I said this in the last thread, she's really thinks that being featured in that magazine means she should endlessly take these kind of pictures. She does this all the time. One thing "works" and she either rides it until the wheels fall off, or tries for short amounts of time before quitting.
ALSO, DONNY MATTEL was in that picture not Dolly Mattel.

No. 164287

>>164271
I feel even the most liberal of people would'nt want to be around a woman admitting she finds fucking family hot and roleplays with scrotes that they are her brother/dad.
She's disgusting

No. 164288

>>164280
Doofus Mattel, she looks so damn goofy and weird kek. She has zero hips I bet irl she looks so top heavy and brolic. Imagine hearing someone breathing and the sounds of sandals slapping agaisnt the ground.
You turn around it's Donny Mattel with two pig tails, bows and a tiny bow, she's stuffed into stiny ill fitting pink shit, talking excitingly to a dark haired sloppy woman with her tits hanging out a tank top and a wrinkled jean skirt.

No. 164289

>>164280
I hate to use tranny as an insult against women, including Shayna but if someone posted this in the MTF thread no one except shaytards would doubt that it was a troon. Her unwashed, greasy hair looks like a cheap neglected wig, the mirror is distorting her face to look even worse than it usually does, everything is too small, she has no hips and the way her gunt and moose knuckle is eating her shorts makes it look like she's trying to hide a dick and balls. She looks and acts like an AGP because they're both attempting to be something they're not and instead become a parody of whatever they're trying to imitate.

No. 164290

>>164289
whats funny is if Shayna was a troon she'd be a lot more popular with scrotes at least on twitter, kek. She'd be one of the ones coomers post to prove that "They do pass".
What a sad world we live in

No. 164291

>>164284
>>164285
drafting up the thread right now ladies

No. 164293

>>164291
well i just wasted 40+ mins of my life kek…

No. 164295

>>164266
Her fridge must be janky and stained on the inside.

No. 164296

File: 1693180779433.jpg (619.41 KB, 1293x1568, GOD, REALLY?.jpg)

Going through Shayna’s likes is infuriating, depressing and sometimes mildly amusing. I have to wonder what she believes she has lost.

No. 164297

why does the main thread hate brown eyes so much

No. 164298

>>164297
I don’t think the majority of the thread has such a strong opinion. To me it seems like it’s a few Nonas at most who know they strike a nerve with their “literal shit clogging up a toilet” sperging. They (?) tend to use the same photos and the same phrases. Don’t mean to imply you need to hear it but for those Nonas that do, it’s not the colour of the eyes that determines it’s beauty, or any other nice attribute about them.

No. 164299

I went through 3 pages of /snow/ REEEE'ing wondering where the fuck the new Shart thread was because I didn't notice her in the thread pic with the old man kekkkkkk

No. 164300

>>164297
Ngl there’s nothing wrong with her eye color. But her eye shape is so goddamn ugly. It makes me think about how people looked hotter wearing masks during the pandemic because they had nice eyes and upper nose and obscured their worse festures- shay doesn’t have that. Her eyes and nose are seriously ugly and her close up pic shows it

No. 164301

>>164297 Nonas say they are poop brown because shay tries to say she has hazel/green eyes, when they clearly are not.

No. 164303

>>164297
Because they’re ugly, why are farmers and farmhands so triggered by it? No other opinion on her appearance gets a ban, just the eye color commentary, even though it’s not derailing because she literally tweeted asking what color her eyes are and then saying she thinks they’re green when they do indeed look like shit clogging a toilet >>164298
If you’re that sensitive about turd eyes lolcow probably isn’t the place for you

No. 164304

>>164303
Well, that’s your opinion, but it’s not even about Shayna anymore. It’s weird because most people (and people of color) have brown eyes and you constantly bringing it up makes you seem bigoted and obsessed with eugenics. Go back to the third reich!

No. 164307

>>164304
Don’t worry about that anon, it’s like the spergs who feel the need to talk about how ugly and retarded they think Noodle is because they know some nonnas are sensitive/get annoyed by it. This is the same imo, just someone looking to get a rise out of people bc they are bored. Just roll your eyes and move on.

No. 164312

File: 1693417412399.jpg (59.53 KB, 1080x1221, IMG_20230830_190849.jpg)

retarddog-chan branching out

No. 164314

File: 1693419544898.jpeg (426.32 KB, 750x1036, 647D11EC-4105-41C5-86A6-F536F4…)

i didn't know she's such a drakehead. probably bc they are both creeps

No. 164319

What is her end game? She’s aging out of porn, she won’t be able to have a job or career from her internet presence and lack of experience, education, and skills, normal stable people don’t want to date boring, stinky ex porn stars. She obviously just wants to be taken care of by some moid, but no moid with the means to take care of her would choose her over some other ewhore. Seriously, she’s aging out, can’t compete with other women in sex work, and has zero prospects- what is she going to do?

No. 164320

File: 1693578916525.jpeg (610.3 KB, 1290x3049, 43A2E49C-971E-4217-A8BD-8344C6…)

this reminded me of shaynas hotdog nails she keeps getting kek

No. 164321

File: 1693589537418.jpg (522.8 KB, 1536x2048, 1684458181650.jpg)

I asked this in the main thread but no one responded seriously so I'll ask in the shaytism thread instead.
Her face is so cartoonishly evil. Does anyone who gets vibes/energy from people feel like they get bad energy from Shayna? She has the type of face that if I saw it accompanied with some headline like "Wichita mother of 2 children lets 8-year-old and 5-year-old burn to death in the car" I would not think twice. She just looks like an evil person with her beady black eyes and smirk.

No. 164322

File: 1693602340261.jpeg (43.17 KB, 500x750, F2294779-ABEE-4825-952D-88A14C…)

>>164321
Yeah it’s the halo effect, an anon in /ot/ said Audrey Hepburn was not the angel everyone thought she was and she cheated on her husbands and such. But my god, look at her!

No. 164323

>>164276
Such refined poetry! I cast my vote for the rainier thread name

No. 164324

honestly i think shays new boobs look ALOT better than they did before

No. 164325

>>164322
Aside from cheating on scrotes, Audrey wasn’t a bad person. She didn’t make pedo porn at least.

No. 164326

>>164322
>cheated on scrotes
Based tbh kek

No. 164329

>>164321
It's less that I think she's evil looking, but I find myself pitying someone for looking that rough at her age. But then I remember she basically pickles herself every day with cheap wine so she can disassociate enough to make porn for people with medieval peasant brains and then I feel less bad.

No. 164330

>>164329
To me she looks like she knows she’s ugly and she’s sorry you have to look at her.

No. 164333

Shayna is so annoying lately, her thread isn't even fun anymore. She's just… Cringe.

No. 164336

That $800 as a goodbye is pretty pathetic lol

No. 164337

at this point a self-improvement saga would be more fun than this. i'd rather she pull herself back up to camming or whatnot bc she's really about to get murdered in the next 5 years if she doesn't change or become some feeder's pet project.

No. 164338

>>164333
It’s boring af. I don’t think she’ll ever have another bf. Sad

No. 164347

File: 1694062078320.jpg (149.69 KB, 800x800, 1Pc-14G-Surgical-steel-Navel-P…)

Late but if she does get a belly piercing she should get picrel since she has the fat man bellybutton and if she squeezes her stomach or bends forward it'll be eating the jewelry

No. 164351

I have a dilemma, my younger sister has somewhat of a resemblance to Shayna in terms of facial features and recently she's taken to doing her makeup very similarly. Without the context of Shat she looks fine, but I can't avoid seeing the resemblance constantly. But, I can't exactly tell her to change her makeup because she looks like a random twitter prostitute. Kinda sucks ngl

No. 164355

>>164347
LMAO this is such an underrated post nonna ily

No. 164356

File: 1694115032889.jpg (602.4 KB, 965x915, fug.jpg)

I know that she's always been below average but it seems that she has become completely hideous over the course of the last two threads. This has got to be the worst her face has ever looked.

No. 164361

File: 1694185297867.jpeg (850.88 KB, 1242x1125, F1F755BD-863F-4AA9-B4E7-897689…)

>>164356
She’s so ugly. This photo especially highlights how wrinkly and creepy her facial features are. Like she looks unhealthy and dehydrated.

No. 164365

I wish nonnies in the main thread didn’t redirect all the autistic art to the Shay board. Idk I dislike that everything is diluted into separate threads here sometimes. Maybe I’m retarded but the Shart nonas make keep the threads funny sometimes.

No. 164366

>>164351
your poor younger sister kek jk I honestly think shayna as a teenager was kind of cute she just got ugly as she got fatter Just tell her to find makeup that suits her face rather to fit a trend/style.

No. 164367

>>164361
Blonde hair washes her out a lot. She should dye her hair back to brown.

No. 164368

File: 1694219664899.jpeg (476.7 KB, 750x903, 0CADAA54-EAE6-4E34-B550-1F7D07…)

she literally looks like a halloween mask like i can't grasp how she looks like a withered pumpkin

No. 164370

File: 1694285916148.jpg (132.96 KB, 640x384, 727834.jpg)

I found this image while looking for images of 90s cars. It's weird that it looks so much like Shayna.

>>164365
I'm the anon that got banned for posting the toilet edit and I'm confused. I thought it was that random edits and artwork belong on /shay/ but joke art and edits based on other posts were still allowed in the main thread? There's currently another edit in the thread that hasn't been banned, so I have no idea.

No. 164371

>>164370
Kek I'm the nona who made the shayicle edit, I was 100% expecting a ban. Maybe I got let off the hook because I saged? Maybe mods aren't active yet in the thread? Either way I'm really sorry nonnie, your edit was much better

No. 164376

>>164356
The neck one kills me every time! It reminds me of when she met fupa at the airport and her giraffe came out.
I think she looks worse lately because we have seen more candid photos from fat con

No. 164379

File: 1694386664673.jpeg (205.32 KB, 1048x565, EF3FFE0D-A143-48C8-A0AD-59FBB9…)

Side character (shayracter)
Comments on Shayna’s posts
She charges $16 for a video of her pooping on doughnuts
empowering stuff!!!

No. 164380

>>164379
What the fuck…ew. Ugh. Between this woman and the couple she just filmed with, I feel like the number of scat weirdos increasing around her means that she’s going to do more and more of it.

No. 164381

File: 1694457018720.jpeg (510.67 KB, 987x883, IMG_5684.jpeg)

>>164379
Wait what the fuck this is so goddamn depressing. Like I want to laugh out of sheer anxiety…

No. 164382

>>164379
Some sad woman is probably married to a customer of that doodoo whore.

No. 164383

>>164365
b-but anon haven't you heard? cow threads aren't meant for having fun. there was a whole meta discussion a few weeks ago about how we're not allowed to post anything except for fresh milk and serious discussion in shaynas thread.

No. 164384

File: 1694549192231.png (6.23 MB, 1125x2436, IMG_5691.png)

This girl keeps getting recommended to me and I’ve watched a few of her stories and…she is giving me Shayna vibes but more successful? Idk she also seems unwashed, she bleached her hair herself and never styles it, and her apartment is full of Barbie/pink stuff. All her clothes look like cheap pink garbage and she wore some absolute sheen looking trash to NYFW?? Her whole online persona is “that’s hot” and trying to be like a character in mean girls even tho she’s like…18? Idk how she’s making money if it’s not “sex work” but i’m genuinely curious to see if she follows the downward shayral over the years kek also I wonder if Shayna follows her on tiktok and seethes

No. 164385

>>164384
Kek I’ve lurked her stuff before. Yeah it’s cheap and trashy but kinda cool I can’t tell whether I like her or not.

No. 164386

>>164385
That’s how I feel too; I def like her confidence and she talks about hating men a lot which is def cool, and I like that she isn’t ashamed to be bare faced with less than perfect skin, but the total commitment to bimbo type larp still gives me pause. If she’s not gonna fall into the sugar baby trap, she could be a cool Elle Woods IRL character to the younger set— I guess we will have to see which route she goes kek.

No. 164387

>>164384
She's cute, ngl

No. 164389

>>164387
Oh she def is cute even with no makeup, much cuter than Shat ever was, which is why I wonder if Shaynus knows who she is and seethes kek I hope so, bc this girl doesn’t have to wear a diaper to get crumbs of attn

No. 164414

>>164387
Not to be a hater but she has an egg head, honestly looks like someone yassified an egg. She’s kind of looks lumpy in this photo but maybe it’s a bad screen grab

No. 164429

File: 1694882340821.jpeg (409.8 KB, 1170x1163, 06B9F918-18B8-4626-BC4B-744535…)

I made Shay in imvu

No. 164436

File: 1694891778208.jpeg (632.58 KB, 828x1015, IMG_8332.jpeg)

am i retarded for thinking this drink she has looks delicious. yes i am chubby. no i do not care.

No. 164438

Shayna been so boring. I always expected she'd sizzle out because she found a scrote, not because she has gross ugly partners. She's selling her body but she tricks herself into thinking she has actual relationships with those people. Maybe that's the true cope. Making everyone in her life a partner or sugar daddy.
I assume that eventually that will sizzle out, or God forbid she'll have a bad experience.
Or maybe this is the end. Shayna is going odd the grid and realized she could get more "fame" being the local prostitute and believe everyone is in awe of her and her lifestyle that way.

No. 164488

>>164438
It really does seems like it’s the end and honestly, I hope it is. The threads aren’t as active as they used to be. Maybe it’s time to call it quits and stop talking about Shayna. There are more interesting people anyway. She seems to be doing a lot better and I think we should just leave her alone.

No. 164490

>>164488
what are you talking about!? she's literally gone full prostitute recently and is still drinking and smoking weed first thing in the morning on the daily. she's just been more quiet lately because i'm sure most johns don't want their private info tweeted to her thousands of followers. there will be more milk soon we just need to wait for her prostitution saga to wind down a bit and for her to go on cam or start livetweeting her life again.

No. 164491

>>164490
I agree, there's definitely still milk to be squeezed. We haven't even seen the end results of the frankentits and how bad they're going to look when they've fully healed (due to her not taking care of them properly). Shayna hasn't dried up yet

No. 164493

>>164438
I have a tinfoil that she's using opioids or something. I had an ex that turned out to be a heroin addict. He would go mia for days sometime without warning because he was asleep and strung out on drugs. I'm not on twitter, is she liking post still or is she completely in active

No. 164494

>>164493
i've thought she's a benzo head for years now. the look in her eyes she always has can't be from just weed and alcohol.

No. 164497

>>164488
I ain't gonna (hi cow)…. but….

No. 164523

File: 1695167019532.jpg (80.97 KB, 472x627, large_shaynus.jpg)

>>>/snow/1901021
BIG SHAYNUS

No. 164526

File: 1695169854673.jpeg (Spoiler Image,202.57 KB, 750x963, IMG_4143.jpeg)

Doesn’t she make more money for prostitution irl

No. 164527

File: 1695169900859.jpeg (709.23 KB, 750x908, IMG_4144.jpeg)

I would love to know what her “dreams” are

No. 164530

File: 1695182455503.jpeg (533.56 KB, 750x1015, IMG_4148.jpeg)

> sensual bathtime burps and bubbles

No. 164531

>>164530
I hope this isn't the beginning of a feeder saga, I'm not ready for that shit

No. 164534

>>164530
sensual… burps..?

No. 164536

>>164523
Looks like one of those caps where politicians irises become elongated and people say it’s evidence they’re lizard people.

No. 164539

File: 1695236901960.png (Spoiler Image,332.88 KB, 740x588, partner.PNG)

So I guess he is the "partner" she's been talking about?

No. 164540

File: 1695237000164.jpeg (446.28 KB, 998x585, 3F35EC0C-0022-4051-8017-526312…)

She really let that dirty bitch wear her crusty unwashed clothes and get her filthy feet on her bed. They are all so disgusting. I feel like I need a shower after seeing this

No. 164541

>>164539
No it’s not. Just a video title. Obviously that’s not her fucking sister either

No. 164542

File: 1695237175117.jpeg (815.78 KB, 1164x1293, 3DFBDDC0-925F-4145-9FDD-2FF131…)

She’s fucking huge.

No. 164543

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Shayna face pisses me off so much

No. 164544

>>164539
why are his nails turning black??

No. 164545

>>164540
I was just so disgusted and off put by the feet I didnt even get to be grossed out by the rest of the porn. Use a vacuum and a mop at least when you have guests ffs Shaynus. How filthy do your floors have to be and how do you not noticed that when you play it back?
I know theres gross foot fetish freaks into dirty feet, but it just doesn't seem like a fetish crossover that needs to happen in that vid (aka unintentional)

No. 164546

>>164540
Was just gonna post this: "Shayna's house must be so fucking filthy. Look how dirty the ginger girl's feet are. These two people are essentially strangers and she has them in HER BED with dirty ass feet and asses."

No. 164547

>>164539
Shayna never maintains the relationship after they have sex. My theory is her snatch smells musty and she tastes sour. I doubt we'll ever see her collab with these two again. And quite frankly, Im shocked they even released this.

No. 164548

File: 1695245264749.png (Spoiler Image,332.63 KB, 825x378, foul.png)

posting for archival purposes. shayna eating the ginger chick's vagina

No. 164549

File: 1695245303861.png (Spoiler Image,293.62 KB, 794x350, shay-ring.png)

posting for archival purposes.
shayna sucking a dudes balls and sharing dick with a ginger girl.

No. 164552

>>164548
Not the dudes “hey stinky” tattoo in the shot when he’s chode deep inside Shayna’s filthy unwashed snatch kek

No. 164553

File: 1695252915117.png (7.55 MB, 1242x2208, 995ECDC8-DC61-40F7-9FC8-FDE91E…)

>>164546
They’re all so grimy. Shayna loves to say she makes the cutest porn. But what’s so cute or hot about dirty feet, and working with sex workers that look like crackheads on the streets . I mean look how ugly they are. The guy or whatever looks like a flat headed shark. The ginger looks autistic

No. 164554

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>>164547
He hit it more than once though. The spanking video and then the threesome. It’s disgusting

No. 164555

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>>164549
Both of them have zero ass.

No. 164556

>>164552
Cackling at that tattoo in general. Wtf.
>>164545
Bring a vacuum and a mop for Shay's stank ass pussy

No. 164561

File: 1695321376933.jpeg (475.3 KB, 750x680, B98BE369-648A-45CF-BF6F-783C4B…)

ewww

No. 164562

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No. 164563

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No. 164565

I like the autism of the shaynatorium but it’s kind of made the main thread less fun, we don’t even vote on thread pics like we used to, also shayna is just boring these days. I wonder mean I bet you she looks ridiculous on these dates but we wouldn’t know.

No. 164566

>>164563
she edited her face so much skinnier here kek

No. 164567

>>164561
$500 for PIV is so much lower than she was charging like two weeks ago. She’s either desperate or has lowered her prices since moids won’t pay her as much as before. Remember the guy who gave her $800 for canceling or something? It seems like her price tag is already hundreds of dollars down which is so bleak since she just started publicly hooking a few months ago.

No. 164568

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No. 164569

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No. 164570

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No. 164571

those blocky white shein sandals truly never leave her feet

No. 164572

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No. 164574

Nonitas are we giving up on making a new Shay thread?

No. 164575

>>164571
They’re so big on her feet kek

No. 164576

>>164574
i would make one but i'm on mobile only for now. if there isn't a new one by saturday i can make it. i've made one thread before and it was well received.

No. 164577

>>164576
Thank you! I'm on mobile as well and don't want to fuck it up. Shall we vote on a new thread pic and title in the meantime? Anyone have suggestions?

No. 164578

>>164577
Shayna Clifford/ Dolly Mattel #143- Crusty Sheets and Dirty Feet Edition?
I'd make the new thread but I mainly lurk and don't want to mess it up.

No. 164579

>>164571
She’s had those shoes since her tumblr days before Shein even existed, they’re probably from dollskill or wish or something

No. 164580

File: 1695342120945.jpeg (452.36 KB, 2048x1227, IMG_8361.jpeg)

>>164577
do you guys like left or right better for threadpic?

No. 164581

>>164580
do you think we could do both exactly like how you have it? I think they're both good in different ways tbh!

No. 164582

>>164580
Its good just like this

No. 164583

>>164578
my vote is for "infected implant edition"

>>164568
drinking when you're trying to kick a cold is absolutely brain dead behavior. especially drinking enough to get hungover.

No. 164584

>>164578
Nonna this is perfect don't go changing it kek.
>>164580
Love this title. I posted the SAD (Salt, Alcohol, Diabetes) diet edition in the previous thread but I like yours more.

No. 164587

>>164576
mobilefagged the new thread, tell me if there's any fuckups! hope you guys enjoy it it took me like an hour to make on my phone.

No. 164588

>>164570
Ew, her filthy, busted, cheap purse rubbing all over her still not fully healed incision….
Also fucking HATE her go-to cut off hoodie with nothing underneath. Like, that shit really isn’t even comfy.

No. 164590

>>164587
Link please?

No. 164591


No. 164595

>>164561
Wtf does htt mean?

No. 164596

>>164595
i think a link was cut off in the tweet preview

No. 164601

File: 1695490134221.png (508 KB, 546x566, faceagain.png)

i made these for u nonny

No. 164602

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No. 164603

File: 1695490455696.jpeg (31.24 KB, 750x135, i guarantee.jpeg)

i've also had this saved forever but i'm always late to the thread so i haven't gotten to use it yet

No. 164604

Reading about Shayna in my parents’ hot tub because I quit sex work so I’m allowed in it now LOL

No. 164607

>>164604
if this isn't bait good for you anon!!! i wish you the best in life. you made the right decision. i hope you get a good job and are happy in life ♥

No. 164609

>>164607
Omg no way, thank you Nona!! i graduate college this year! Can’t wait for my big girl job I totally thought I’d get clowned for that post. I guess there’s still time.

No. 164620

>>164604
i am also happy for you anon, you made the best choice for yourself and your mental health. a big (future) congrats on graduating!

No. 164621

Shay you're a toilet
Shay you're a human toilet
Shay you're a dirty whore
Shay you're a cheap fucking Seattle pig shit whore
What are you?
Come on, Dolly
What are you?
Come on, Dolly, twenty goes a long way
What are you up to now anyway?
Twenty buys a lot of sushi, you know
You're costing me a fortune

Quality Milk (Shay in Aruba)

No. 164628

File: 1695692725410.jpeg (126.49 KB, 315x388, IMG_5849.jpeg)

Complete autism but her forehead wrinkles now look like an upside down toe touching Shat from the back. I’m not even high or anything I’m just this retarded lmao

No. 164631

does anyone else think shay sounds like/speaks like amberlynn reid?

No. 164683

>>163990
>>163993
I worked at a dog daycare and noodle definitely looks like one of the dogs that would retardedly try and socialize by attempting to hump other dogs until everyone else got sick of them and started outcasting them.

No. 164695

>>164631
Kek yes. Even looks similar to her imo if Amber lost 300 lbs and enlarged her nose

No. 164696

>>164695
amber is much prettier than shayna. at least she has nice hair.

No. 164697

i posted in the main thread that shayna had minors and ellen following her personal twitter and i checked today and they were removed so piggy shay is lurking again.

No. 164698

>>164696
This is accurate, as shitty as hamberlynn is, her features are genuinely pretty. If she ever got down to a healthy weight she’d be kind of a Stacy kek whereas we all know what Shat looked like thin

No. 164699

File: 1695936626142.jpeg (224.88 KB, 1125x1714, IMG_8306.jpeg)

Please shat, for fucks sake how retarded are you to not grasp these straight up Frankenstein lego ass shoes do not compliment your colossal proportions. Just fucking stop, STOP.

No. 164708

File: 1696100103650.png (1.28 MB, 1169x1378, the big shaybowski.png)


No. 164709

>>164708
next threadpic PLEASE

No. 164710

>>164708
I’m the Big Shaybowski nonna (kekkk) and I am crying this is so beautiful it’s just what I hoped

No. 164711

>>164708
omfg I came here from /snow/ and I'm howling this better be the next thread pic

No. 164713

>>164708
It’s one of my favourite movies and I feel like I should be offended by having Shayna associated with it but this is just too beautiful. Outstanding work, nonushka

No. 164737

>>164683
Bullying noodle online is ok because she's a dog and can't read but thinking about her goofy ass being bullied irl by other dogs for being retarded breaks my heart. Yes I'm also retarded.

No. 164764

shays cuticles make me feel sick, shes so crusty

No. 164791

File: 1696446587439.jpeg (11.43 KB, 277x225, D79DBE9C-5425-4ED1-BD8F-5B2C1E…)

I believe shayna is Irish cause I know two Irish people and they both have nasolabial folds and the weird turtle dog snout.

No. 164793

>>164791
Shay looks like Sylvester Stallone…

No. 164807

>>164697
Does Shayna know about or look at this thread? I bet she’d lose her mind

No. 164808

>>164791
I am surrounded by irish people every single day and have never encountered anyone with those traits. definitely NOT typical irish traits. do you know a pair of inbreeds from some godforsaken tiny island on the west coast or something?

No. 164812

Sometimes I think gif I look like shit but at least I don’t have to sell my body

No. 164875

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I am really bored so I looked up "dolly Mattel" on Facebook kek. there's like 6 fake accounts, most of which say she lives in Italy. tbh it's kind of sad because the fake posts get more engagement than anything the real shim shaydy ever posts – granted they are all from pajeets (pic rel).

No. 164994

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>>164699
Fucking bow-legged. Better than the linty ass sandals though.

No. 165084

Just want to personally thank all the idiots who derailed the thread so bad cause they wanted to dox a guy and now mods are seriously considering locking the main thread. hope it was worth spoiling the entire carton.

No. 165085

>>165084
lmao what a drama queen, meta is filled with anons bitching and moaning like they have a place at the table, relax

No. 165195

i'm sick and in bed and i'm about to make a new shayna thread. any requests for title and threadpic? i just need to make some coffee first.

No. 165199

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>>165195
my vote is this photo with the title "Callous Behaviour" or something like that.

No. 165201

File: 1696944182833.jpg (12.92 KB, 206x275, 1695686798379.jpg)

this titled as "who farted?

No. 165202

File: 1696944231717.png (733.91 KB, 694x694, DonnyMattel.png)

>>165195
Definitely gotta' be Donny Mattel.

No. 165203

File: 1696944273838.jpg (355.1 KB, 874x1004, 1695823715226.jpg)

>>165195
contender

No. 165204

>>165199
if you use this non-shayanons are going to request it be spoilered most likely

No. 165205

>>165202
Seconding donny mattel

No. 165206

>>165204
>>165204
im gonna try to photoshop the feet onto donny somehow

No. 165208

File: 1696946061202.jpg (538.59 KB, 694x694, donny what are those.jpg)

>>165204
>>165206
>>165202
>>165199
>>165195
sorry ladies, something urgent came up at work but managed to create this cursed image

No. 165210

>>165208
the feet are the issue kek nobody wants to see that in the catalog

No. 165211

File: 1696946339757.gif (263.7 KB, 300x100, 1696845280133.gif)

>>165208
holy shit after making this i discovered another nona had the same idea 1 day ago. too funny

No. 165212

>>165210
legit crying nona kek

No. 165213

new thread is up >>>/snow/1911665

No. 165275

>>165213
Fuck I was hoping >>165202 kek I haven’t seen the big Lebowski so I don’t get the reference

No. 165277

>>165275
its plot revolves around bowling and she beat her john at bowling and someone made a big shaybowski reference

No. 165287

I wanted to face read shayna because I find it so interesting . I’m a super noob tho. So I’m looking at her face and her forehead just confuses the fuck out of me, like girl…. And looking up close at features was really something. This is what I could gather
Her ears are super low set that means she processes information more slowly
Her brows are thin that means she is not very confident in herself
The brows are wide set which means she gets along with any group of people
The brows are also short which means she is unforgiving and very independent but just caring for herself and she loses her temper when things don’t go her way
The lines from the corner of her eyes over the cheeks (you cannot see them in any picture, maybe she edits them out) means she feels like she is not recognized the way she should be in business (right) and in private with friends family etc (left)
Her nasolabial folds are quite narrow that means she is not influential to the public
The lines on her nose over her nostrils curving in (I hope you get what I mean) means she has family support
The wrinkles in her forehead are disconnected that means a scattered mind
The moles on her neck means she is very sensitive to stress etc
Hope you like it as much as I do I would love if anyone has any thing else or corrections

No. 165289

>>165287
Where do you learn to face read

No. 165291

>>165289
I just watched YT and tiktoks about face reading, there are many books about it too though!

No. 165416

>>165287
>Her brows are thin that means she is not very confident in herself
isn't brow thinness/thickness just a makeup trend

No. 165422

File: 1697002862265.png (341.07 KB, 1080x1353, screenshot.png)

The bitch got b& kek

No. 165436

File: 1697028590781.png (34.74 KB, 423x575, kekkers.png)

>>165422
yeah but so did all of us who were in the right. im kind of upset the mods didn't call her out more for being so dumb. we get specific red text call outs but she didn't? she ran up the comments to purposely lock the thread to shut down our discussion and force us to go to talk in /shay/ like she wanted - she basically got her way.

No. 165437

>>165416
my thoughts exactly. i guess every woman in the 90s were insecure.

No. 165439

>>165437
And the 1930s

No. 165440

>>165436
Looking back through the thread it's even more obvious that someone in the ham planet's orbit was in there white knighting her fat ass.

>Shayna drinking a 550 calorie coffe is not milk because everyone else does it

>Shayna's not that fat, everyone in America is fat so it's ok for her to be fat
>Shayna makes so much money you're all just jealous
>Shayna's working with someone new and you can't discuss it outside /shay/

No. 165441

Its very interestung that nobody cared when womack or any of her other followers got doxed, but this pedohile who worked with kids is somehow different and its bad to dox him? Hmmmm something doesnt add up

No. 165442

>>165084
Why is doxing a pedophile bad? Where was that energy for any of her other acquaintances?

No. 165444

>>165440
>Shayna's working with someone new and you can't discuss it outside /shay/
Could you maybe post one example of someone saying or implying we couldnt talk about ricky delgado outside of /shay/? because ive re-read the thread twice now and only see people asking they take the super autistic investigation discussion over there until there was actually something milk. him being a teacher = milky. Posting pics of his exes, and random unrelated school teachers, pics of cats trying to see stuff in the background, doxing random peoples phone numbers, extreme 2 pixel close ups of blurry shots of his face = not milky and should be in /shay/.

>>165441
>Its very interestung that nobody cared when womack or any of her other followers got doxed
I’m not seeing it. I dont see anything different in how the farms treated this guy compared to others. the only difference is: the huge slap fight that ensued and the fact the other guys had their doxes spread out over several threads/months so it wasnt so in your face; or they were insta-doxxed so there was no drawn-out “investigative” non-milk crudding up the thread for people to complain over. didnt we move a bunch of mike slack to its own space so we could delve deeper? i honestly blame the ones who were screeching about “we’re acting crazy like this cause you tried to tell us what to do and nuh-uh nana nana boo boo no one tells me what to do!” and decided to just start openly infighting which caused the adolf-san to do the same and nuke the thread on them to make them stop. it was a true retard fight on both sides. the ones derailing over not liking being told to move some stuff over to shay until there was actually milk are the ones who started all these insane theories about orbiters being behind everything and shayna posting in meta purposely trying to shut things down (lol whot) because there are a lot of extremely paranoid people in the shayna threads who trolls take advantage of because they make themselves so easy to bait. why couldnt the derailers just ignore the hitler-san and meep discussing? why actively infight with a blatant troll? both sides wanted to prove some retarded point to the other and created unnecessary drama - it had nothing to do with someone trying to silence or stop this dude from being doxxed. thats just their argument after the dust settled and everyone started agreeing it should have been in /shay/ until they had some concrete milk and not speculation to bring to main so we could discuss HIM and not some swedish singer or random white guy who might be him.

>>165442
>Why is doxing a pedophile bad?
its not. derailing the thread with infighting simply because youre upset someone told you take it to shay until there is milk is though. i didnt see anyone saying he couldnt be discussed and i didnt see anyone in the shayna threads saying the pedo shouldnt be doxed, there just wasnt anything new being posted and people were flooding the thread with irrelevant non-milk. that has historically been called out in the shayna threads and mods agreed based on the redtext.

>Where was that energy for any of her other acquaintances?

am i missing something? did you read the thread today? everyone is rejoicing at the actual milk and his dox. this is all people wanted, for the “investigation” discussion to be contained to shay until they actually had milk to bring to the table. thats always how it worked, and i see no change in energy compared to other scrotes we doxed here other than the fact some people got their panties twisted cause theyre paranoid there is some “great shay-spiracy” going on.

No. 165446

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No. 165448

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Extreme shaytism but someone in the main thread said it looks like Shayna "just smelled and fart".

No. 165449

>>165444
>doxing a pedophile that works with children isnt milk
>nitpicking womens nasolabia folds is milk

No. 165450

>>165449
>purposely ignores 4 giant paragraphs explaining why everyone actively wanted him doxed
the shayna threads really do be giving you guys brain damage

No. 165451

>>165444
Listen I’m one of the retards that went off at the end of the thread, I was pro doxxing for the record and the reason you can’t find those posts where anon was saying we couldn’t do it is because they were constantly deleting their posts.
And the reason people rejoiced was because most people wanted the dox and didn’t care if he was talked about in mainthread.
Are you asking why people got mad when we were told to move to Shay? Because what is milk seems to be subjective here. We were sharing information, I wanted the exposure of mainthread because not everyone checks /Shay/, and when someone comes in minimodding which is what you’re defending why should we have to comply? If a mod would have banned me I would have shut up its really that simple.
Further more it was mentioned in this thread already but
>someone Shay is working with is derailing and not milk
>what Shay could order instead of what she did order at Starbucks to save some calories is not detailing, or the 30th picture of her in the same clothes in the same house in the same pose is milk

No. 165453

>>165436
Yeah I’m samefag as last post but I got dinged for derailing. I wish the mods would have ran the IP. I feel like they never do that anymore

No. 165475

anyone else feel like the nona in the main thread who keeps repeating the ricky guy’s name on ever post is overdoing it a little? i want to make it clear i do not give a shit he got doxed, but every other post in the main thread is one nona who keeps saying the same thing over and over again. its getting old and stale. we only need to state his full name/business once per thread for it to be effective in showing up on google. at this point it just feels like spamming?

No. 165476

>>165451
>If a mod would have banned me I would have shut up its really that simple.
u -were- banned by the mod for it tho? kek so you did it cause no one was looking? gotcha

No. 165477

File: 1697147226111.png (23.89 KB, 1003x147, strawman.png)

>>165451
>And the reason people rejoiced was because most people wanted the dox and didn’t care if he was talked about in mainthread.
That is literally my point though that you and others keep completely ignoring. It's not that -most- people wanted the dox. EVERYONE did. There wasn't a single person saying he shouldn't be doxed or talked about in the main thread. Like why is that so hard to understand? Adolf San Chan wanted the dox too, they said come back when there is actual milk and mods agreed because they banned people for derailing. Do you really think all the posts in the /shay/ thread about him deserved to be in the main thread? it makes more sense for you guys to go have fun posting 20 close ups of his body in different angles "to compare and investigate" because not everyone thinks thats interesting. YES - we find it interesting to know his name in main thread, to laugh at him being doxed thread, and to rub it in his face in main thread, to discuss how disgusting and pedo-y he is in main thread. but people were getting suuuper autistic trying to figure out and got asked to take it to /meta/ instead of spamming the thread with it when some of the stuff being posted didnt even turn out to be about him/was the wrong guy, etc.

No. 165478

>>165451
all you had to do was ignore and report. if you can't take criticism on what you post, stop posting.

No. 165486

>>165475
No, it’s multiple anons as well as myself who keep naming him and it is hilarious. It’s basically a thread staple since Kyle Nathan Perkins of Tulsa, OK. Except this scrote Ricky Delgado is particularly vile as he abuses and rapes women (he literally bought escorts which is paid rape) so you should have zero empathy for him. Are you by chance the anon who is in the scrote doxing thread claiming to feel bad for him?

No. 165487

>>165476
It was over a day of posting, with me probably being reported is it impossible to think the mods looked and just didn’t care? I caught a singular ban for derail. But whatever listen I’ll agree with you because I don’t care at this point it’s days old and mini modding is also against the rules. If you want to say no mods were around and no one was looking over the course of multiple hours and even days then like ??? I post with the assumption that every post that gets reported will have moderation look into it within a couple of hours on the long end. So no I did not post when no one was looking.
>>165477
But like I agree with you in that every post that was posted shouldn’t have been there, but obviously I didn’t post every post. The only posts I made were strictly about the moid and pulled directly from his page, which to me isn’t a derail. I’m not the anon who posted cat tags or some random scrotes YouTube tutorials. I’m not every user idk.
I don’t care if you guys think it was milky, milk seems to be subjective from Shayna anon to Shayna anon. Tons of anons care about how she does her nails I dont care but i also dont foam at the mouth telling them they cant post it.

No. 165587

File: 1697282083918.png (Spoiler Image,537.18 KB, 708x466, Sims mess.png)

Throwback to when I made Shayna, Ellen and Soy Salvatore on Sims 4

No. 165589

After spending a week in Boston and around the state of Massachusetts I'm convinced Shay is so rude and unlikeable because she grew up around here, people are complete cunts in New England, it's like their culture to be an obnoxious fuck to people for no reason. She's descended from rude fish people who try to drive through crowds of pedestrians when thry have the right of way crossing a street. Also sorry to any Massanonnies or New Englanonnies but you're probably giving the same type of attitude and don't even know it, kek

No. 165605

>>165587
would love if you made a thread on /shay and posted updates if you ever felt like playing as them or if they showed up around your other sims tbh

No. 165611

>>165486
> Are you by chance the anon who is in the scrote doxing thread claiming to feel bad for him?
NTA, but ironically, it’s multiple anons as well as myself.

No. 165613

>>165611
Multiple anons feel bad for him? Losers.

No. 165643

File: 1697498513605.png (13.13 KB, 726x123, dayum.png)

dayuumm RIP RICKY MANHUNT 2023

No. 165644

i get locking the thread but why is a mod deleting evidence from the thread? they are deleting random pics and posts. super sus.

No. 165645

>>165644
He is probably paying them or something, bc why else do they care that mucb about a pedo moid

No. 165647

>>165644
Ricky is moid who has more money and power than the women he abuses so he’s going nuclear he can’t have his diaper cake and eat it too

No. 165648

>>165647
i seriously hope he doesnt hit or beat shayna and kiki.

No. 165649

>>165648
I agree, neither of them deserve that and I’m happy Shay is leaving soon and Kiki has her own place- any nasty fallout is because he’s an abuser throwing a tantrum, not because of a bunch of people on a bumfuck website

No. 165650

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No. 165652

Do you nonas think Ricky could potentially end his life over being outed as a pornographer?

No. 165653

>>165652
No. He has no shayme ™ if he didn’t kill himself over being a loser who buys prostitutes he won’t over this

>>165648
Yeah, I feeel kinda sorry for Kiki I can tell she has extremely low intelligence maybe it’s cause she looks like she has a couple extra chromosomes.

No. 165655

File: 1697579514443.png (1.48 MB, 1061x3166, 1697576152777.png)

Chris Chan earns more money by selling rocks from his driveway, than Shayna earns from selling her crusty nudes.

No. 165658

>>165655
This is the rarest insult

No. 165665

File: 1697645762814.png (1.04 MB, 1293x1038, Public.png)

Didn’t want to post in the main thread as this might be perceived by some as somewhat off-topic. Kiki is no longer private. I don’t think she will spill but will probably be breadcrumbing for a few days if things don’t improve for her. What are your thoughts?

No. 165668

>>165665
God I hope she comes running to the farms with milk. Shay hasn’t liked or commented on her sad girl posts and I don’t think Kiki has interacted with any of Shay’s recent posts either. I think there was def a lot of tension with the mojo dojo drama kek I’m thinking sensei fat gut dumped Kiki and Kiki/Shay had a falling out over it

No. 165672

>>165668
As great as that would be, I don’t think she will. Not out of any loyalty to Shayna but out of self preservation.

No. 165673

>>164379
I know it's an old post, but I'm behind on all my lolcow threads. What's her @?

No. 165675

>>165665
I noticed she cleared a lot of her posts with him out on her Twitter @kikidouluvmexxx
I love that she probably picked her sex work named based off that stupid song by a guy who literally hates sws so much he won’t even claim his own kid because the girl does porn kek
Also she has like 30 @‘s
@kikidouluvmexxx
@littlekikicali
@bigsiskikicali
@datstripperkiki

No. 165686

>>165675
kikidouluvmexxx is her general porn account
littlekikicali is her degen pedo pandering shit
bigsiskikicali is for her incest "domme" shit
datstripperkiki is for her stripping schedules

Just for reference

No. 165688

>>165686
And @stringnstripped (@stringandstripped on TikTok) is her sewing business.

No. 165704

Oh look retards purposely actunf retarded in the main thread to fill it up/get it locked and instead of ignoring it Nonas make comments to further derail. Already somebody posted a vagina picture unspoiled. I bet when I check later it'll be someone posting their vagina with a 100% real note confirming they are a woman.
This happens every few months. So original

No. 165705

>>165704
I hate to “hi cow” but sometimes I swear it’s Shay or one of her degen friends who figured out how to get the thread locked. It probably isn’t and it’s just some random retard but they seem to have a lot of commitment.

No. 165706

>>165704
a janny is finally in there banning the brown vagina shit poster

No. 165707

i cant say TOO MUCH but the LONE WOLF definitely GOT IT DONE

No. 165708

What the fuck is going on? I spent all day on college assignments, and someone has obtained 1 brown vagina with a side order of someone's IP address

No. 165709

>>165705
That was my theory as well. Whoever is tardraging in there either is shaynus or the most unhinged woman who needs a vacation from the internet.

No. 165710

>>165709
I can’t take the main thread right now. It’s awful. Sadly, I think it’s just some random nonna being crazy. Being nice to her doesn’t work. Lol.

No. 165713

any other nonas just toke up and watched the shitshow unfold? holy fuck like all of brown vag-chan's posts got straight up deleted.

No. 165714

>>165710
im with whoever said they were probably drunk or on something.

No. 165715

Did everyone on the thread get banned

No. 165716

File: 1697914774666.png (34.77 KB, 458x161, idiot.png)

Hope this is okay to post because I'm in /Shay/ but wanted to point out that post they kept saying wasn't theirs cause they couldn't deleted is no longer there kek doesn't this prove that actually was them?

No. 165717

>>165715
no just the unhinged derailer who said they were gonna tracker our IPs and were posting photos of their vagina. shayna farmhand got help and site admin fully deleted all their posts because they were trying to get the thread locked. those pics are thankfully deleted now too. made me sick to look at them.

No. 165719

File: 1697925426168.jpg (6.75 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_20231021_144451583_MP.jpg)

>>165704
I woke up to this fuckery thinking something milky happened, but no

No. 165721

>>165716
Lol if it’s truly shats vagina, which people have been saying it’s not I ignored it the first time it happened but if it is shats vagina does that confirm that she posts here?

No. 165722

>>165719
same anon. fucking retards. i wish i could light them on fire like that moid shayna is defending on twitter. i have the second video of him i was going to attach but no site will let me convert from .mov to .webm for longer than 5 minutes.

No. 165724

>>165705
I have my suspicions that it is either Fat Shat herself or someone else that she interacts with. The fact that the farmhands are determined to not lock the thread, when threads have been locked for less, makes me think that they are aware that someone is trying to get the thread locked.

>>165719
Same. I saw the new posts and I thought there was finally a Kiki related milk fountain.

No. 165736

>>165719
Why can’t lolcow just get rid of all the derailing moid whatever posts and replies to the posts. It just shits up the thread and makes things confusing to read again.

No. 165737

>>165736
if it's confusing to read, it's confusing to go through and delete. plus archive-happy anons will have a fit that "moDs DelEteD stUfF!!!"

No. 165744

Why did someone post my "lava rock pussy" in the main thread… I don't ever infight anymore and it hurts to see female anons making fun of what my natural vagina looks like. I'm saving up for labiaplasty. (Also I only ever posted it in /shay/ never on the main thread.)

No. 165745

>>165721
No that is an old pussy pic Shay posted on her onlyfans like years ago. I hate that I remember this but the thread went crazy over the poop particles and blood stain, I remember that clearly in the threads long ago.

No. 165747

File: 1697955066503.jpeg (133.39 KB, 2053x175, IMG_6380.jpeg)

>>165744
>”I don’t infight anymore”
>derails with vain bitch shit like anyone knows or cares who you are

No. 165748

>>165747
Someone mentioned me so I responded please take a midol.

No. 165749

>>165747
My bad, replied to your post accidentally; but wouldn’t it be funny if both of you two were the same nona.

No. 165750

>>165748
Oh damn, so you were the same anon? You replied within seconds before I could even correct myself. Have you considered taking a break from they Shayna threads? I know you said you haven’t been infighting but the need to protect your anonymous honor like this isn’t normal and you clearly haven’t learned anything.

No. 165752

>>165747
tards in the main thread cannot cease chit chatting over inane bullshit making arguments over thin air because they have brainworms from eating dude ass. its the only explanation. to eat a mans ass is one thing, to brag about it in the shayna thread when it was never even mentioned in passing. there are pysops in there sent to get the thread shut down and these autist blackops are the most advanced in retardometry ive seen in all my years of shaytardism

No. 165753

>>165752
>when no one mentioned it
someone literally did bring it up which is the only reason I responded. I have nothing to do with the current state of the thread. that was my only post in it all day.(its time to stop)

No. 165754

>>165753
You’re right. They did bring it up (which they shouldn’t have).

No. 165768

>>165202
this one for next thread pic

No. 165769

File: 1698023025227.png (1.29 MB, 1024x805, inshayne_clown_posse.png)


No. 165770

>>165769
my vote for thread pic (praying for this)

No. 165771

>>165768
I second

No. 165773

>>165769
This is terrifying and hysterical at the same time. Lol. I fucking love it.

No. 165775

>>165769
Kek this is one of the better edits in along time, please this is my vote for next thread pic. The clown painting arc is too good

No. 165776

>>165769
fucking KEEEKK this gotta be next thread pic please

No. 165777

>>165769
Omfg the file name. Please anonita who makes the next thread I can’t breathe

No. 165781

Any thoughts on thread title? The only suggestion in the main thread was Entering Ricky’s Dojo and it’s whatever

No. 165782

>>165769
ULTRAKEK this to me is on par with the shoop of her eating a meatball sub from however many threads ago. The filename, perfect. You’re an artiste kek

No. 165783

>>165781
anon in the main thread suggested john shayne gacy edition with a clown edit for threadpic

No. 165784

File: 1698080801344.jpeg (105.38 KB, 828x503, IMG_1449.jpeg)

>>165783
InSHAYne clown posse is too funny I’m sorry
Kek at this sow thinking she’s beautiful and empathetic

No. 165785

File: 1698081073142.jpeg (632.6 KB, 828x1306, IMG_1450.jpeg)

Also in case any one was wondering about her fruity little dnd campaign

No. 165786

File: 1698081948243.jpg (116.2 KB, 1080x676, 20231023_202204.jpg)

The main thread rn.
Aw shit, here we go again. Don't the trolls have anything better to do?

No. 165787

>>165786
Just report them and ignore them jfc

No. 165788

>>165783
Maybe “John Shayne Shaycy.”

No. 165789

File: 1698098924655.jpeg (493.11 KB, 750x1185, IMG_4365.jpeg)

Idk where to post this but Ricky’s pornographer Twitter is now public again

No. 165790

>>165786
If you’re going to troll, at least put some effort into it. Shayna and Kiki are still happily interacting with each other. It’s obvious they’re downplaying their relationship due to the discovery of Ricky Delgado of Boulder, Colorado’s identity.

No. 165791

File: 1698099811657.png (197.42 KB, 1293x1011, Sensei Richard (Ricky) Delgado…)

>>165789
His other Twitter account, @DarkDallasDom, is still private.

No. 165792

>>165789
Oh wow. So I guess he doesn’t care that parents may see this.

No. 165793

>>165769
Oh but……..What if you superimposed one of her clown paintings over her face tho kek

No. 165798

File: 1698137259479.png (924.84 KB, 860x966, CLOWN.png)


No. 165799

>>165798
Kek this is amazing

No. 165800

>>165798
why does it fit so well

No. 165801

>>165798
horrifying

No. 165802

>>165798
Yikes! It’s perfect.

No. 165803

>>165798
LMAO THANK YOU. It’s better than I dreamed.

No. 165807

>>165798
Why is this the best thing I've ever seen from shaytists oh my god LOL

No. 165808

File: 1698180957725.jpg (120.66 KB, 1514x2048, i can fix her.jpg)

Spent a couple hours in photoshop and I think I fixed her up some, at least as much as Shayna can be fixed.

No. 165809

I don’t understand why she acts like a “spoiled bratty bimbo” but also tells her customers that she fucks for dinner and a couple hundred bucks. Her persona is so contradictory and artificial and contrived I mean I don’t think anyone who is really into pink bimbo crap is a well adjusted person but at least they play the part of what they look like. Gothtober is such a stupid word btw

No. 165810

New thread title has to be "Inshayne Clown Posse"

No. 165811

File: 1698183041942.png (450.1 KB, 600x721, inshayne.png)

>>165810
Anyone care to add to Juggalo Shayna?

No. 165812

File: 1698186772481.jpeg (370.92 KB, 750x1085, IMG_4366.jpeg)

Actually inshayne

No. 165813

File: 1698187387006.png (1.44 MB, 1200x800, inshayne_clown_posse_v2.png)


No. 165814

>>165813
This shit is fresh out of FNAF

No. 165815

>>165813
this one wins

No. 165816

>>165813
This is the one for sure. You’re amazing, nonna!

No. 165817

>>165813
TOPKEK this is just what we need you’re a diamond

No. 165820

>>165813
the shayna in the back looks like their juggalo pimp at the gathering kek

No. 165821

>>165813
LMAO the filename

No. 165822

File: 1698213013924.jpeg (19.15 KB, 231x269, 5DE11A8B-916B-4468-8582-BA7FE8…)

>>165812
she should do this one

No. 165823

File: 1698214387485.jpeg (169.41 KB, 828x431, IMG_1502.jpeg)

Depressed

No. 165824

File: 1698214506610.jpeg (209.69 KB, 828x1322, IMG_1505.jpeg)

Is she talking to the moid she met at the barcade?

No. 165826

>>165813
I love you nona, you made my day

No. 165829

>>165813
new thread up!! >>>/snow/1919147

No. 165830

>>165829
Thanks, Nona! It’s perfect.

No. 165831

>>165811
>>165813
I need you nonnies to know how much I fucking love you for these cursed creations. I can't stop chortling.

No. 165841

File: 1698342373063.jpg (210.3 KB, 827x667, Screenshot_20231025_144746_Fir…)

>the look I give you when I pee on the couch

No. 165844

We can’t have a fresh new thread without these morons taking the obvious bait and derailing the thread kek I can’t even be mad anymore, I have to laugh at how retarded shaynonas are. It’s a thread full of retarded Twitter e-whores

No. 165845

>>165844
At least it's way better than the first 30 or so threads. Those are practically unreadable with how many obvious e-whores there are

No. 165862

Unpopular opinions shayna doesn't dress like a hooker or sexy at all, she just dress badly and cheaply. If I saw shayna and a 40 plus, bald/balding white dude, with his beer belly tucked into his stiff khakis that his wife ironed for him, hairy arms/legs that smell like paint in his black newbalance sneakers her wear everywhere, I'd think that it was a man and his slightly younger gf on a date.
Theater thing I'd think was prostitute and John.
Also I do think some of shaynas conversations happen, I think she baits them and then lies.
For example
>what would you like on your burger?
>nothing…because I'm a big baby, he he snort honk. Ha ha-

Turns into
> what would you like on your burger?
>nothing, just bun and patty please
>what are you a big baby?
I often wonder what the average person thinks when they see shayna? The last thing I'd think was sex worker and I still wonder if she tells people she models. Imagine shayna telling you she's a model. S

No. 165870

File: 1698658179555.jpg (200 KB, 1304x986, Ben Mayes Tweets Shayna Leigh …)

Nonas, what do you think of this comment under Shayna’s Tweet? @punxsychuck is also @maye4401474 who commented a cryptic message under one of her latest pictures >>>/snow/1921137.
> Well looks good on you guess I no longer have to worry?
Based on how’s he’s all “I love you” and “miss talking” I feel this is that “daddy” that Shayna had to “convince” to keep her.

No. 165871

File: 1698658480786.jpeg (Spoiler Image,2.81 MB, 1288x16125, Shayna Leigh Clifford and Mira…)

>>165870
He seems to really like Shayna and Miranda Lambert, in fact, he created his secondary account in July 2023, with perhaps the sole intention of interacting with the two of them. I tinfoil that Shayna advices all those in her orbit to do so, so they aren’t Womack’ed. Here are his interactions under his regular account. Under a spoiler only due to size.

No. 165872

File: 1698658781145.jpeg (Spoiler Image,2.16 MB, 358x10363, Ben Mayes REALLY likes Shayna …)

>>165871
Here are the likes on his main account. Again, mostly Shayna and Miranda Lambert. Used a spoiler due to size and in case I missed some of the nudity with my censorship.

No. 165873

File: 1698659227323.jpeg (1.43 MB, 592x6260, Oh, Ben.JPEG)

>>165871
>>165872
And here is his newest account.

No. 165874

>>165873
>>165872
>>165871
>>165870
could this be an actual john or a wanna be john? he sounds desperate in those tweets kek

No. 165875

>>165874
I feel like it’s someone that she’s met. The “I still love you” seems a bit more intimate than the “love yous” the others seem to throw her way.

No. 165876

>>165873
what does "iclw" mean? I googled it and only got results for icl [I can't lie]

No. 165877

>>165874
An actual John wouldn't be acting like this surely? They're looking for a quick fuck, not a relationship.

No. 165878

>>165874
I’m pretty sure I found his Facebook with his grandchildren on it, but I want to make sure it’s really him. He’s like 70+ and I don’t want to accidentally post a random grandpa.

No. 165880

>>165878
Is it the widower? If so, yes, that’s him. The dog helped me ID him, along with some of his ranting.

No. 165882

>>165877
If anything, it was one of her “daddies”, this dumbass “fell in love” with her and wanted a real relationship without the transaction or something

No. 165884

>>165880
Well if you guys found him, where does it say he’s from

No. 165889

>>165884
NTA but it says he’s from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.

No. 165890

>>165878
A MAN OVER 70? Jesus christ how does she live with herself

No. 165891

File: 1698693328033.jpg (603.62 KB, 1080x1491, Screenshot_20231030-191322.jpg)

I had to go way back in his FB pics to find a picture of him, but yes he's old asf and also looks inbred. Sex with this guy is very low even for Shat.
This is definitely him btw, the dog is the exact same one in his twitter pfp and his Facebook has him listed as living in the same city referenced in his twitter url

No. 165892

>>165891
Kek picturing this guy spending his social security checks on Victoria’s Secret, cheap Aldo’s shoes and strip mall sushi. He probably couldn’t afford it anymore

No. 165893

>>165891
holy fuck, shay fucking geriatrics confirmed. What a life she has kek

No. 165894

Kek imagine fucking the bottom of the barrel of moids, 70 year old grand daddies and they STILL don't want you kek.
They still treat you like shit. You are still bitching on Twitter. Even dudes with little to no choices don't choose you.

No. 165895

>>165892
>>165893
>>165894
if he lives in pennsylvania >>165889 hes not a john that makes no sense. probably just a creepy old man that can't afford her onlyfans anymore.

No. 165896

>>165895
If this was my grandpa I would beat him black and blue with a rock like in the old testament

No. 165897

>>165895
Does she have e-daddies (lmao idk what to call them)? Maybe it’s one of those

No. 165900

>>165895
He doesn’t live there, he’s just originally from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.
>>165891
And this is from at least 2010! It’s has only gone downhill since.

No. 165903

File: 1698720961718.jpeg (283.05 KB, 1080x1477, IMG_6379.jpeg)

>>165900
You’re right he lives in eastern Virginia which is even further away from Shayna

No. 165913

>>165891
I do NOT like seeing that man with a dog. It is foreboding and giving me bad vibes. He looks top tier creepy like an active child molester/zoophile

No. 165917

>>165913
If it gives you any comfort, Nona. That is a 13 year old photo (at least) and the dog has already crossed the rainbow bridge. For what it’s worth, he seemed to have loved the dog. Although, like you, I don’t trust men. As far as I’m concerned, anyone in Shayna’s orbit is a degenerate until proven otherwise, and even then, I’d question their integrity for wanting to associate with her.

No. 165920

what kind of milk will this aruba trip bring?

No. 165921

Fellow shaytards…I’m at the gym and there’s a girl here probably early twenties very petite/thin looks like one of the gymnasts who trains here but…she’s got THE bimbo sweatshirt on. She isn’t made up or particularly Stacy/bimbo looking either and I’m just…idk I never thought I’d see it irl. Shay would hate her for her small frame and fit body for sure tho kek.

No. 165923

>>165921
That sweater is always cringe. Even on a cute girl.

No. 165924

why doesn't shaynus use myfitnesspal? it's super easy and i just started using it because i want to lose 15 pounds (i weigh the weight shayna pretends she is, theres no way she's 144 kek). she could very easily set goals and see how much she's overeating. even do some exercise especially if she pays for the premium subscription. she could probably get a "weight loss daddy". but i guess her audience right now is feeders and guys into bbw. she probably wouldn't even add her alcohol or coffee drinks as calories because she's so stupid.

No. 165925

>>165924
> Why doesn’t Shayna do (simple thing in her best interests)?
Because if she were able to, we wouldn’t be here discussing her. I wouldn’t doubt she has tried MyFitnessPal, this isn’t the first time she’s tried losing weight (remember the pre-made meals for a week she ate in a day or two?. As with everything else she refuses to do, it would require a modicum of effort on her part to properly measure and log everything, so she doesn’t. Shayna is also delushaynal, she declares a thing and simply by saying it she assumes it will come to fruition without her having to work in the slightest for it.

No. 165926

>>165924
>she probably wouldn't even add her alcohol or coffee drinks as calories because she's so stupid.
The alcoholism is her biggest issue. Not only because she refuses to acknowledge that she has a problem but also because any diet she attempts will fail due to amount of calories in the alcohol she drinks.

A 750ml bottle of Sutter Home contains 675 calories and 65g of carbs.

No. 165927

it's so funny when she begs her coomers for a car because she's never sober and they never pay up.

No. 165939

File: 1698876417499.jpg (267.23 KB, 3264x1756, gfgfkfg.jpg)


No. 165941

>>165939
lmaooooo

No. 165942

File: 1698891339077.png (1.87 MB, 1280x1440, who's that predator...it's sen…)


No. 165946

>>165942
absolute kek nonna

No. 165954

File: 1698986893339.jpg (2.21 MB, 2606x3410, 20231103_004728.jpg)

some shaytastic fanart i did since i can't sleep

No. 165955

>>165954
Shaytards are so talented gaddamn, you captured her so well nonny KEK

No. 165956

File: 1699017276662.png (3.86 KB, 312x65, 6-years-a-pig.png)

Anons have been commenting on Shayna's porcine nature for six years.

No. 165968

Re reading some older threads it’s so obvious how little effort she puts into everything than before. Not just content but I mostly notice it in her outfits and appearance. The half assed makeup. The unwashed hair never styled, even when she wears the same outfits they’re so lazy now… but attention to detail, huh?

No. 165969

>>165926
Maybe she could pull a felice fawn and just drink a bottle of wine and not eat. She'd get drunker on less alcohol too, Wich could save money. Or switch to drinking vodka stiff like every other trailer trash, alcoholic, divorced mom who thinks Victoria's secret and Walmart 14kt jewelry is bougie.

No. 165983

File: 1699199880828.png (952.85 KB, 640x842, shart_in_pink.png)

Remixed shart inspired by our resident shartists and Shayna's latest shartistic offerings

>>164226

No. 165984

File: 1699199954734.png (610.92 KB, 694x1134, colours_of_shart.png)


No. 165985

File: 1699200084065.png (3.06 MB, 2154x1425, fades_of_shart.png)


No. 165986

>>165985
this one is high pop art chef kiss

No. 166035

It fucking creeps me out that pedos have reached out to shayna and she goes
>Go after the real pedos guise!!!!
We would if you started giving their information to the public and or just say,
>Guise i reported some accounts asking me to act underaged to the cyber police
Or whatever it's called.
Shayna doesn't do shit. I've been watching a lot of true crime and it's nuts how many men just admit they are pedos, or ask their girlfriends/prostitutes/wives to act underaged or imply they like that.
She just doesn't care. Look at Shayna's history, pedos hitting her up, Ellen being a child care provider and either telling a TRUE story of stealing a pacifer from a toddler and posting it on kink tumblr or telling a lie, where she involves a toddler in her kink tumblr.
retards sending porn to her dad of her dressed like a baby, posting how she proudly finds incest porn hot, involving herself with multiple men with kids, who are into DDLG (Fupaul) or not into it but she tries to force them into it (Shane Pierre Sonnier).
Like she doesn't care, even if she doesn't believe us, why hasn't actual pedos reaching out to her not scared her?

Is it because she thinks, "They do this to every sex worker". Like how can you sleep knowing the people you attract?
I would'nt be surpised if one day we learn Shayna actually says she's underaged in real life to fulfil her johns fantasies. I do not put it past her. I know people like to pick at how old she looks, but so? Pedos don't care she looks 45, if she's willing to say she's 5 and act that way, then they are cool with that.
Theres a few famous cases where famous pedos flat out tell women usual escorts/prostitutes they are pedos. Also, when you think about how some people in Shayna's life are into that DDLG shit but make sure they are around childern or have childern it's crazy.
It pisses me off.
Thats why I don't even question if these people are "into the real thing" if you get off to Shay's porn and work with kids, we know what it is sorry.
But shayna just doesn't care, i bet she thinks, "Well i'm not the only one doing this!!"
I think thats the scariest part, Someone who is an legit danger to kids could enter Shay's life and at this point, I don't even think she'd even call the police.

No. 166039

>>166035
Remember the high school teacher subscribed to her? She just enables these sickos

No. 166045

>>166035
>"Well i'm not the only one doing this!!"
she %100 thinks this

No. 166053

>>166045
The worst thing is she really isn’t the only one. But the bandwagon fallacy is a poor excuse for her continuing to actively enable pedophiles.

No. 166054

File: 1699558890855.jpeg (136.81 KB, 1169x1199, IMG_5383.jpeg)

Sounds like Sensei Ricky might be headed to the degen party in Texas too

No. 166056

SIDE QUEST: First Nona who spots an even remotely attractive guy attending Lone Star gets a prize. Challenge level: impossible

No. 166066

File: 1699655683412.jpeg (968.44 KB, 1170x2283, IMG_0035.jpeg)

>>166056
I tried looking and I gave up once I saw this idiot with his government name tweeting his phone number to random sex workers. Why are males so fucking retarded.

No. 166067

I think shayna clothes may stink. She seems like someone so unaware about her smell that she's probably all up on people.
I feel like her breath always smells like stank morning hungry breath.
You know that sharp almost industrial shit smell? You can tell by how dry her lips are that her breath has to be kicking. I imagine she walls around in clothes she washed once but wears twice. They probably smell of musk or just a gentle whiff of funk.
She's probably alway grabbing someone's arm or talking really close, I'm sorry but the state of her mouth and clothes gives stinky if close vibes.
Maybe if she remembers she'll spray some gimmick perfume on but lord. I say this because my dumb ass had a dream Shayna came over my house and her breath was so stank, I said something and she cried and I apologized then she left and the serial killer got in the house

No. 166085

I understand shayna so well ( I think) because I'm also mentally stunted in some ways, do to my own retard ways. No Im not a sex worker, but I do think some adults if they just stop mentally get stuck at where they started or things were going on.
Shayna seems to be stuck in hs and the beginning of her relationship with fupaul.

No. 166087

File: 1699834644519.jpg (Spoiler Image,51.63 KB, 680x671, F-nX890WsAAhUyp.jpg)

picture from lonestar 2023

No. 166088

>>166087
This is the least attractive thing, it looks more like sad true crime stuff.

No. 166090

>>166087
Who is this? How does it relate to Shayna?

No. 166095

is shay going to be ok (or what counts as ok for her) after aruba? sarah gregory iirc hasnt hinted at what the trip would bring, but i know a bunch of anons were talking vaguely about the horrific things that could happen there and how shay's middle class whiteness will go only so far if she ends up missing or dead, since she's a prostitute

No. 166101

>>166087
TOP KEK this has so much meme potential

No. 166102

>>166067
I love this post, I’m going to frame it and put it on my Shayna shrine

No. 166103

>>166067
she was protecting you by warding off the serial killer with her stench, anon. ungrateful smh

No. 166106

is the mod okay?

No. 166107

>>166087
Body of a fast food indulging 35 year old moid fucking tragic kek
>>166106
When are the mods ever okay? They have to endure shaytism surely that has an effect on their psyche.

No. 166116

>>166067
>stinky if close vibes
lolll

No. 166117

The anon Who got offended at the hartley hooligan comparison is most certainly a newfag٫ she's been compared to Claire since she started gaining weight or maybe even sooner

No. 166118

>>166117
i wonder if there’s been an influx of camwhore and shayna-adjacents reading the thread because of the lonestar event. it certainly feels like it

No. 166119

>>166118
Some shaytists have tinfoiled that whenever she goes to one of these events or hangs out with her camewhore friends, there’s an influx of retardation. I believe it at this point

No. 166120

>>166119
kek all of them google her name just to find her threads

No. 166121

>>166119
Her threads are among the top results on nearly all search engines. I would even go as far to say that it probably puts people off working with her because they know that she's a cow. It might explain why it's only boomers that want to go near her because they are too old to understand the culture and meaning behind lolcows.

No. 166124

>>166121
This is an extremely astute point about the boomers and technology. Makes total sense how she only maintains semi-long relationships with people who don’t have access to her history.

No. 166125

>>166121
I always chalked up shay must having boomer customers to a combination of her being too undesirable for men her own age to want her and wanting to fulfil the older daddy kink, but this is probably more likely

No. 166129

File: 1699928726434.jpeg (13.78 KB, 340x191, 1607418047701.jpeg)


No. 166139

>>166067
The meaning of your dream:

You may judge shay and be disgusted by her, but there are things in your own life that you need to pay close attention to that aren't so far removed from the life she lives that will cause you harm.

No. 166152

ik the strictmoore shaytist gets redtexted for e-whoreblogging but I wish she didnt bc I love the tea she spills about skidmark academy

No. 166153

>>166152
same, she should do an AMA thread over here

No. 166156

>>166152
Yes, I wanna hear it all!

No. 166162

File: 1700089280148.jpeg (316.68 KB, 1533x1030, fltrbs.JPEG)

Both on the same Twitter collage. Do you think she’s doing one of those before shooting vs after shooting that were popular a while ago with porn stars? Using filters instead of makeup, of course.

No. 166163

File: 1700089715275.jpg (75.9 KB, 600x300, B&A.jpg)

>>166162
Like these which were the first result off Google.

No. 166165

does shayna support israel or palestine

No. 166167

>>166165
Palestine but in the most retarded way possible like all her other “shayna luther king” style tweets.

No. 166168


No. 166171

>>166165
She supports Hamas.

No. 166172

>>166171
She gets off to it too. Sick freak.

No. 166176

>>166168
it’s a serious question

No. 166177

>>166176
Palestine only because she’s a Nazi.

No. 166183

I know I shouldn't be jealous but I'm kind of jealous of nonas who live in cities that host cons she goes to. The idea of seeing her in the wild is so entertaining that I would be willing to suffer from the ungodly smell of reddit-tier smegma all around. But I'd never travel to see it.

No. 166191

>>166183
I wonder if it’s even a public ish event or if it’s a small niche group of people. She never seems to be socializing with new people or at “parties” I mean atleast lone star seems like a tiny event. Honestly idk what’s better the long con of trying to befriend her or the immediate gratification of posting whatever photos you get. I’m not encouraging cow tipping but yeah I agree wish I could go to one of these things it would be worth the weirdness to go on Safari

No. 166196

File: 1700447473388.gif (1.01 MB, 489x231, lollllllll.gif)

endless flopping grandpa gregory

No. 166197

>>166196
>grandpa
hahahahahah anon ik that’s a spelling mistake but I’m dead

No. 166199

File: 1700461776053.jpeg (1.53 MB, 3464x3464, 56DA2B2E-8D5E-4A95-B75A-F0550C…)

just going to leave this here

No. 166211

File: 1700468325799.jpeg (194.9 KB, 537x611, 66539B9E-9516-43CE-B2C5-6E0D82…)

I think a Shayden arc is very much within the realm of reality
>ffw about 5 years
>she has officially aged out of the corner of the market she is in aka pedo larp
>her boobs are absolutely depleted from her smacking them in her weird porn and she opts for a mastectomy instead of replacing them
>she is late to trends so maybe she will hop on the femboy trend as it will have phased out and her friend indigo white already calls herself a boy


Also what is gonna happen to her when grey hair dies that’s like a good chunk of her income.

No. 166217

>>166211
wishful thinking nonnie. she's much too obsessed with the pink bimbo aesthetic and calling herself a lil girl to ever go full aiden. besides, she's long since aged out of her current market anyway and just refuses to admit it to herself.

No. 166223

>>166191
It would never happen but we can imagine going to this Safari together nonny. Equipped with lots of hand-sanitizer.

No. 166227

File: 1700524766358.jpeg (250.11 KB, 750x662, B5B118CC-33CE-406F-8237-CBDFE4…)

needs to stay marked free? dubai is going to be crazy if grandma greggory lets her use her phone

No. 166228

>>166227
Dubai?

No. 166232

>>166227
What kind of shady people is Shay getting herself involved in that she has to stay “marks free” for Aruba and then this degen is advertising a trip to Dubai- the capital of women’s rights violations.

No. 166234

File: 1700595101078.jpeg (1006.79 KB, 1170x1800, IMG_9333.jpeg)

>>166227
i dont think this thing is going go aruba with shayna based off this tweet, but he was at the lonestar spanking party where he probably met her. The tranny is fine going to Dubai because he isnt female passing.

No. 166235

>>>/snow/1931768
Nona, I’m sorry! I understand it’s annoying to some but I was banned for sharing a picture of Shayna in which everything was covered >>>/snow/1922359 because it wasn’t under a Spoiler. Since, I’ve decided to play it extra safe. Figured the dialogue and the setting the video is in required it. Since I know a lot of Nonas don’t want to see sexual content, I was trying to let them know it was safe for them.

No. 166236

>>166228
Kek I wish, could you imagine

No. 166237

>>166236
She’d get herself killed.

No. 166238

File: 1700628987527.jpeg (397.17 KB, 1080x2939, IMG_6805.jpeg)


No. 166241

>>166235
Stop apologizing to that idiot and begging for her forgiveness. You sound weak.

No. 166245

>>166241
im starting to understand why the first anon found them aggravating kek

No. 166275

File: 1700876914162.jpeg (Spoiler Image,804.74 KB, 1290x1665, IMG_2623.jpeg)

she looks like a monster

No. 166277

>>166275
every time she is fully nude all i can see is bobby hill

No. 166279

File: 1700934629841.jpeg (245.15 KB, 357x704, EC64B2DF-5E9B-4BCD-9807-108F06…)

>>166277
>my haters think I look like a 13 year old!

Anyways she’s retarded for not embracing her tallness, I think she’s definitely a kibbe natural, soft perhaps, her shoulder looked kind of sloped before the fat piling on it’s super hard to tell with fat people. Not a FN because she looked tall and skinny but not like a model/ she could never. Shame on her for making her long legs look so stumpy with all the w8 gain. She probably has a fast metabolism but it’ll only take you so far if you are a total lush who sits on their ass all day

No. 166282

>>166279
I think she's FN rather than SN because she has vertical + width. And I think she's over the height limit for SN.

No. 166283

>>166282
SN doesn’t have height limit

No. 166284

>>166283
Oh nvm saw skinny her yeah she’s FN

No. 166285

I don't remember when we started calling her big shaynus

No. 166286


No. 166287

File: 1700973968694.jpg (525.92 KB, 2048x1138, 1621961722544.jpg)

>>166286
Beat me to it by 19 mins kek good job nonnie. I found that thread as well but fell down the shayory lane. It's sad how her neglected cat inevitably got shaved. I feel like so so many things nonas have pointed out throughout shay's timeline have become true, she really is predictable.

No. 166299

I’m reading old threads and I cannot stand all the vagsperging. Yes, her vagina is weird but some of the things ppl would complain about are just normal vagina things. Someone got really mad about the fact her vagina is pigmented…like a lot of vaginas are. Make fun of how unclean or nasty it is, not normal shit

No. 166306

>>166299
the old threads are borderline unreadable due to the amount of very petty nitpicks and twitter whores/bdsm freaks gloating about how much better they are at whoring/letting scrotes beat them than shayna. I'll never forget the one who'd write whole paragraphs about how her boyfriend who apparently "wasn't even really into bdsm" was still a better dom than fupa because he literally beat the shit out of her and left her with a split lip and dark bruises and shit that definitely did not sound safe or safe, then would throw in a line at the end about how fupa lightly slapping shay with his delicate lady gloves was barely rough to sound like she had legit criticism rather than just shoehorning her dv kink where it doesn't belong

No. 166314

>>166306

Agreed. Idk why early threads had girls “competing” with Shay about being a better whore. Like that one anon who says she’s a better camwhore than shay because she earned more money. Congrats on being prettier than her, something 90% of women are???

No. 166316

File: 1701119773224.jpeg (410.84 KB, 640x630, A8D17CD2-CC35-4243-B969-37BB58…)

Kiki looks like the dinosaur that looks like trippie red and Ricky looks like Gonzo
Shauna can be snuffalupagys

No. 166334

So I clicked her Pornhub link in the thread, I haven’t used Pornhub in a while (former addict) and omg the ads on the side are straight brain rot, I can’t even fully describe it that well but it’s so terrible. It’s just everything wrong with society in one sped up gif of some women squirting like a gallon out and having a guy walk in on them. I hate it

No. 166344

File: 1701259423956.jpg (545.13 KB, 1079x1481, 1578184534763.jpg)

Was scrolling around old threads and this is from 3 years ago… Nothing has changed. She is mentally, emotionally, and physically as stagnant as a bog.

No. 166345

File: 1701259486614.png (45.52 KB, 1080x386, Screenshot_20231129-130225.png)

>>166344
Samefag but I think Nonstradamus was right about this one…

No. 166347

>>166344
A slight hint of self awareness through the shaylusion. To loose weight she doesn't even need to go the the gym, eating under her TDEE and talking Noodle for a half hour walk every day would be enough. Yet 3 years later, she's fatter than ever and struggles to even bathe herself on a regular basis.

No. 166352

File: 1701300035094.jpeg (879.71 KB, 1170x1884, IMG_0176.jpeg)

>>163871
I think Shayna may be phasing out the OF and turning to irl sex work also because of OnlyFats’ changing policies. Apparently anyone she collaborated with can take her to court over it kek.
Thank god that OnlyFats is going down, maybe this is a good thing.

No. 166353

File: 1701300229618.jpeg (716.19 KB, 1170x1535, IMG_0175.jpeg)

>>166352
When I say “maybe this is a good thing” I mean in the long run because I can see it going one of two ways: either it will make the suppliers turn to irl prostitution and other platforms OR it could make some of them get real jobs and move on from flashing their pussy and e-begging.

No. 166355

File: 1701331487375.jpg (380 KB, 2047x2047, Ribmeat.JPG)

For those who love Ribmeat, she posted this today.

No. 166356

File: 1701331576425.jpg (345.73 KB, 1476x1846, Tweet.jpg)


No. 166357

>>166355
Aw, Ribmeat is so cute and deserves better than Shaynus.

No. 166359

File: 1701369009299.png (723.04 KB, 1080x1080, Shaynus_BINGO_dinnermoney.png)

Here are my bingo cards for Aruba, full sized.

No. 166360

File: 1701369033744.png (850.71 KB, 1080x1080, Shaynus_BINGO_donny.png)


No. 166361

File: 1701369231601.png (975.04 KB, 1080x1080, Shaynus_BINGO_drunkbesties.png)


No. 166362

File: 1701369270974.png (1.07 MB, 1080x1080, Shaynus_BINGO_scaredofcoomer.p…)


No. 166363

File: 1701369335300.png (864.71 KB, 1080x1080, Shaynus_BINGO_sheactuallylooks…)


No. 166364

File: 1701369448133.png (839.17 KB, 1080x1080, Shaynus_BINGO_wrinkledmodel.pn…)


No. 166365

thank you for the bingo cards! you did a great job!

No. 166366

>>166359
>>166360
>>166361
>>166362
>>166363
>>166364
Damn Nona, your autism is showing!

No. 166367

>>166359
Nonna, these are fucking hysterical! Thank you for putting your autism to good use!

No. 166369

Bingo-anon you’re amazing, I love all the different versions and the background pictures. Your creshaytivity is very inspiring!

No. 166372

She sure hasn’t changed her profile picture in a bit

No. 166383

>>166372
I think she likes that photo too much. Even tho it’s filtered to hell and back

No. 166394

Can some kind nonnie make a new non shit thread, sorry to the nona that tried

No. 166395

Shayna should try to hook up with ProJared they’re both massive degenerates who make everything about sex, live in the Seattle area, and he’s a balding middle aged version of Sol just like she likes ‘em. She would get to do her underaged larp and he’d be into it, and he’d be able to live the poly lifestyle with her. Two people who deserve each other and to take themselves off the market so no one else has to deal with them

No. 166396

>>166394
Are we allowed to do so?

No. 166398

>>166396
I think so since the thread us such shit, there’s almost zero milk recap, the summary is wrong (Shayna is not trans wtf) shit threadpic and it’s made by a namefag

No. 166399

File: 1701587526010.jpeg (351.54 KB, 2048x1363, IMG_0293.jpeg)

She keeps posting pictures of the hotel and showing exactly where she’s staying

No. 166400

File: 1701588375169.gif (1.72 MB, 497x280, DBD076EA-119F-4611-9AA7-38D947…)

Ran like a titan on the beach (looked like one too)

No. 166402

>>166399
freely doxxing herself as usual

No. 166404

>>166400
She really does omfg, how is she not embarrassed? I know she thinks she's being cute n quirky but she comes off as having an intellectual disability. Nobody is looking at her thinking "damn how sexy" they're sitting there thinking "where is her caretaker?"

No. 166405

>>166396
You can do whatever you want girlie. The new shay threads are always looking for someone to take on the recap duty. If there's 2 threads, we just post in the better one.

No. 166406

its currently 8am in aruba, shayna should be waking up soon

No. 166408

>>166394
the only thing that is shit about the new thread is thread pic. that exact meme of shayna has been posted and going around for the past 4-6 threads; but some sped nona saw it for the first time the other week and acted like it was this new hilarious meme and that it HAD TO BE the next thread image. shit aint funny or relevant anymore to whats happening in the shayversd, plus in general the kevin james meme has been dead for over a month. but other than that the summary is fine and they at least posted all the old threads in the first comment so I cant bitch too much. its not bad enough to warrant a whole new thread.

No. 166409

>>166398
just re-read the OP. its sparse but no where does it mention shayna is trans? wtf are you bitching about?

No. 166410

File: 1701608645680.jpg (152.57 KB, 1734x651, Locked Thread .jpg)

>>166409
You need to go to the locked thread >>>/snow/1937016 and read the summary.

No. 166413

I unfortunately had a dream where someone sped up the clip of shay running like a fucking tard on the beach (as well as other various clips of moving shart) and remixed it to that retarded skibidi fortnite song. I need to stop reading the Shay thread before bed.

No. 166417

>>166410
lmaoooooo k my bad totally didn't realize there was an original thread that got locked. too funny

No. 166418

>>166417
I had no idea about the locked thread either and thought everyone was just complaining nonsensically about the new thread. Kek.

No. 166423

>>166410
Males will never learn to integrate, smh

No. 166425

There are a lot of Shaynaesque phenotypes they are common and any race and sex can be that but has anyone else encountered one
>tall
>used to have a really nice body, and potential for looking like crazy good and strong (like a model for a girl or if it’s a guy they could’ve been crazy buff)
>gets fat though from having kids or drinking
>sexually spergy, hardly attractive but always posting or talking about sex
>small head
>drunken fool
>poor but always eating out and drinks like a lush or smokes weed or does other drugs or gets their nails done
>instant gratification, full of themselves and always posting selfies
>large belly and skinny legs
>aging horribly
>probably somewhat mentally retarded, has a very distinct “style” but is sort of lazy with it like sloppy makeup and mismatched clothes


My theory is that momma Clifford drank during pregnancy. And a lot of women do it and aren’t willing to admit it and then their kids grow up to have slight FAS and then the babies in utero are addicted to it and retarded and grow up to become this

No. 166426

>>166425
Samefag and I know any guy can get buff but these are the ones with like a perfect manly frame like Clint Eastwood or Hugh Jackman body.

No. 166430

>>166425
Idk. What country are you from?

No. 166431

File: 1701671249420.png (1.78 MB, 1620x1080, aruba_bingo_progress.png)

Almost bingo and she's only just arrived

No. 166432

File: 1701671753467.png (Spoiler Image,350.42 KB, 1020x347, angry_shass.png)

Is just me being autistic or does her ass always look angry? Every time she posts it, I see it as an angry face.

No. 166435

>>166425
Doubtful. Also, let’s stop blaming Shayna’s mom for everything.

No. 166439

>>166425
i know a guy with a similar phenotype except he doesn't really have a small head (i guess it looks small compared to his body?). also very delusional like shayna. once told me he could be a hand model, another time said he could play bass in system of a down (he can hardly play bass). not as much of an alcoholic (he binge drinks but not an every day occurence) but a horrible poly substance abuser. will do any drug he can get his hands on but particularly likes meth and adderall. he has the long legs and the fat belly just like shayna. he was once super in shape had muscles and was skinny but then got super fat. he was a NEET but after he got caught stealing money from his dad he was forced to get a job. also a sexual degenerate who claimed to be "asexual" but then had all these kinks and would be overtly sexual with me. his steam pfp is an aheago screenshot. i think him and shayna would actually be a good pair. yes i did sleep with this man in a very poor bout of self esteem. yes he was fat when we hooked up.

No. 166440

>>166435
Shay’s mom does seem nice I suppose. She never remarried right? All she did to traumatize shat was work, and she worked really hard. Hard enough to offer a scholarship

>>166425
I am from the US.

No. 166441

>>166439
Oh anon. I hope you’re alright, I fucked a fat guy 5 years ago and I get shivers when I think of it

No. 166444

>>166441
he wasn't even that fat but like i was deep in an ED at the time and only 100 pounds so he was quite literally twice my size and it was like really uncomfortable to do with him and he was also really sweaty. i was attracted to him at the time but looking back im kind of grossed out by it. kind of my rock bottom. i still talk to the guy sometimes which is awkward but i can't help but want to keep up with him because he was kind of like a personal cow to me tbh….

No. 166445

nonas im having a scrote over tomorrow, how do I prep for anal?

No. 166446

>>166445
Hopefully this was your decision and not his. And don’t. If he doesn’t lick your shitty asshole he’s a misogynist.

No. 166447

>>166445
He gay

No. 166448

does anyone else keep up with the pixielocks threads? i see a lot of similarities between her and shayna

No. 166452

>>166448
no idea who that is.

No. 166453

>>166445
No need to prep!

No. 166455

>>166445
It's recommend that you eat at Taco Bell 2-3 hours before the event.

No. 166464


No. 166471

File: 1701834818304.jpeg (334.14 KB, 750x871, 68CAFF56-58EC-4D17-9FBD-9F5FB7…)

farmers: shayna is gross and perverted and evil for pandering to pedophiles. she has internalized misogyny
shay:
farmers: she fat and wrinkly
shay: cryingwojack.jpg

No. 166475

>>166448
Yep, I've got 'starts doing adult content' on my Pixielocks 2024 bingo. I'm still filling in the squares so any recommendations or key similarities you see?

No. 166493

File: 1701974326822.jpg (203.56 KB, 750x1334, 1701973855687.jpg)

posting here instead of the main thread

>hair looks healthier although greasy on top

>nails much more flattering and less debilitating
>color palette suits her much more
>glasses suit her face better than the retarded pair she wears once in a while
>not fat
the fake septum ring and her eyeliner are still trash but she could have improved and im in awe. developing absolutely no interests beyond wanting to be famous and frying her brain with daily heavy pot use in her formative years gave her fucking brain damage.

No. 166494

>>166475
put develops chs on the bingo!!

No. 166500

what is happening in the main thread now? kek

No. 166501

File: 1702023337249.png (18.63 KB, 521x471, lol.PNG)

>>166500
samefag

No. 166502

File: 1702023526680.png (20.63 KB, 420x570, lol2.PNG)


No. 166503

File: 1702023743050.png (17.8 KB, 296x564, lol3.PNG)

>>166502
saving them for prosperity cause i know shaymod is gonna delete them

No. 166504

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No. 166505

File: 1702024057092.png (21.66 KB, 391x571, lol5.PNG)


No. 166506

File: 1702024248521.png (18.57 KB, 292x565, lol6.PNG)


No. 166507

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No. 166508

File: 1702024626356.png (29.89 KB, 803x533, lol8.PNG)

>>166507
who is nicole?

No. 166509

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No. 166511

File: 1702024936712.png (23.22 KB, 614x538, lol10.PNG)


No. 166512

can you stop posting screenshots. no one cares. save them up and do one mega post if you really need to.

No. 166513

File: 1702025127952.png (23.89 KB, 500x597, lol11.PNG)


No. 166514

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No. 166515

File: 1702025556035.png (26.05 KB, 519x586, lol13.PNG)

>>166514
he unsaged and is now telling on himself kek

No. 166516

File: 1702025759922.png (22.57 KB, 480x555, lol14.PNG)


No. 166517

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No. 166518

File: 1702026186766.png (31.18 KB, 753x559, lol16.PNG)


No. 166520

>>166519
I mean you can but shaymod can see my Ip is not the same as the moid in the main thread

No. 166521

File: 1702026493963.png (26.2 KB, 723x586, lol17.PNG)


No. 166522

File: 1702026711974.png (24.73 KB, 717x544, lol18.PNG)


No. 166523

File: 1702026966919.png (67.49 KB, 735x593, lol19.PNG)

>>166522
aaand it is the ass eating-chan…

No. 166524

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No. 166525

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>>166524
last one just cause nonnies are admitting to this kek(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 166527

>>166508
Her stepsister? Or Kiki ?

No. 166528

>>166525
well considering the trolls posts and the posts with ass pics are both totally gone now pretty sure that means they were the one who actually posted their button on lolcow. mod probably deleted anything posted under their IP. gnarly looking piece of flesh made me gag thinking of the wretched smell it must make.

No. 166529

>>166520
you’re dumb if you think the mods cant see past your dollar store VPN. they just log your posts and save them up for the eventual big reveal.

No. 166531

anyone cap the asshole pic and can share? i wanna see it. apparently it was shayna.

No. 166532

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>>166530

No. 166533

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I reverse searched for the image on yandex and no matching results were found

No. 166534

>>166532
grandma gregory’s timeshare bathroom looks fucking filthy if that is actually shayna. it does kind of look like hers but that grim being so close to her exposed vulva is making me gag.

No. 166535

>>166534
meant grime* stubby fingers also look like hers

No. 166537

>>166533
i cant believe we’re studying yet another farmer’s vulva and asshole for clues. how sure are we this just isn’t someone tricking us into inspecting their mouldy skinflaps? they probably get off over us posting about it.

No. 166538

>>166534
I buy the tinfoil that it really was drunk Shayna. The hands look like hers and the room looks like a hotel room in a hot country.

No. 166540

>>166538
yeah I'm pretty sure it was her. We all know she lurks.

No. 166542

>>166540
it is really suspicious how these weird trolling events always happen when she is out traveling and hanging out with people for the first time? i swear she must pull up her thread and show people. or maybe she thinks its harder to track cause shes on hotel internet? kek

No. 166543

>>166538
But she just got her nails done and the nails on the pic are bare

No. 166544

>>166543
We will find out the next time she posts an image showing her hands.

No. 166545

>>166542
Yup, it’s like clockwork. Either we’re right with our tinfoil or we have a dedicated Shayt-stirrer that plans her attacks to coincide with Shayna’s trips.

No. 166546

>>166542
>maybe she thinks its harder to track cause shes on hotel internet?
Which is retarded because the thread knows that she's in Aruba so the mods can see if the IP is also from Aruba.

No. 166547

>>166545
that's actually not outside the realm of possibility. there have been a few seriously disturbed shayhead nonnas on here

No. 166548

Since they mentioned her step sister and claimed to know that she’s an alcoholic, couldn’t it be someone with a vendetta against her? I don’t think that’s the step sister in the picture but it definitely is a man or a woman who is male-identified considering the moid rhetoric of men in their 50s being in their prime or whatever

No. 166549

>>166548
Maybe Ricky trying to stir shit up between kiki and shayna so kiki finally drops shaynus for good?

No. 166550

>>166532
if shayna has bare nails in the next photo from aruba i will literally scream

No. 166551

I really hate the main thread. I swear to god there’s moids in there calling everyone granny and mocking women for not having kids (Or they are just horrible handmaidens). I don’t know, but the thread just seems crazier than usual. I think I’m too sensitive, nonnas. Kek.

No. 166553

>>166548
Or they’re mocking lolcow users for being male identified. They are echoing things said on the thread that many nonnas unfortunately say.

No. 166555

what if ricky was the troll

No. 166556

>>166551 nah i get it. Calling Sarah Greg grandma over and over is kinda old. Funny at first but now it’s old. Shes a burnt out homely English teacher to me
>>166545
Current tinfoil list from here and thread:
>ricky or Kiki in general
>kiki stirring the pot while she’s recovering from her surgery
>shat stirrer anon who coincides her trolling with shat’s trips
>drunk shayna on hotel wifi
>someone shayna showed the thread recently or someone she showed the thread in general
>shayna on hotel wifi
>moid
>shayna
My tinfoil additions:
>the gross submissive dude she’s been hanging out with, ex or
current customer or Ellen trolling.
>shat stirrer anon has been pretending to be a customer
>an SW who secretly hates Shayna but is friendly that isn’t Kiki.
I say slim on Kiki but could be Ricky. Either way this is someone who’s figured out the board culture. If they are sage-ing they know their way around.
>>166503
I feel bad for laughing at this one. It shouldn’t be funny

No. 166558

>>166543
She didn't get her nails done. She super glued shein nails to her fingers. I'm sure they are falling off atp

No. 166559

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>>166550
Nails are still on in her pics from today. Tbh there’s just unhinged SWer girls in Shay’s threads that have no issue taking degrading nudes and posting them anonymously. They probably already do it all day with their government name on Twitter

No. 166562

>>166548
The 'men peak at 50' thing makes it obvious that it's a woman trying to sound like a male. Men peak at 22 obviously, but even incels know that inflating that number too much makes it too obvious that they're coping & trying to give women age complexes. A real incel would add a decade or so buffer to the real age that men are most attractive so that it's not so obvious. They would say 30 something. MAYBE 40 something if they themselves are 40 something and coping with it. But 50? lmao. Not even an incel looks at a 50 year old balding gutmonster and thinks "prime of his life". Even they have enough self awareness to know that that's an impossible sell.

The spammer is a woman.

No. 166563

>>166524
Thank you for these screenshots I was wondering what had happened in the main thread. This is an interesting pattern and shaytists will get to the bottom of this for sure.

>>166553
>being male identified
Are you new?

No. 166564

>>166553
I’ve called Shayna and Sarah “old” looking but they make porn pretending to be abused school girls so of course I’m gonna point it out. They’re the ones pandering to men who like children and they’re the opposite of youthful looking. Rough and ugly. We’re just stating the facts

No. 166580

It finally happened, I had a nightshayre. For some reason I was put into a position where I had to move in with her as my roommate in a big apartment complex, and she was so fucking annoying and sad, always fucked up, coming up to me crying, so pink and nasty and loud. In the end she somehow manipulated me into having sex with a gross man with her and I was so disgusted with what was going on I woke up choking. Oh my God. I am haunted.

No. 166584

>>166580
Oh god I have had few nightshayres too, they're starting to fade from my mind luckily but the theme was that I had somehow save her or have sex with her for some reason, both things upsetting

No. 166595

>>166580
>>166584
You kids are rotting your brain by browsing here too often. This is embarrassing and you should feel embarrassed.

No. 166617

When did she make hills have eyes porn without makeup? What thread? Pls and thanks.

No. 166625

>>166532
Is… is that a tampon string??

No. 166628

nonas do you think shayna will buy her family christmas gifts with the money she makes from fucking old men or will she visit home empty handed

No. 166629

>>166628
she 1000% gets gifts and does not give any, her presence = their presents (in her mind).

No. 166630

>>166629
that's what i thought, how sad that at 26 she still can't (or won't) buy her family gifts for christmas. although if i were her parents i dont think i would want a gift from her knowing that she paid for it by prostituting herself

No. 166632

>>166628
calling it now she will get home and just buy cheap shit off amazon that has 1-day shipping then make a “JUST BOUGHT MY FAMILY GIFTS PLEASE REIMBURSE” tweet

No. 166635

>>166628
Do you guys think there will ever be an intervention

No. 166638

>>166635
No. This is really mean to say but I honestly don’t think her family cares enough. They are happy keeping Shayna at a distance with their money. I do however think they’d financially support her if SHE chose to look into and go to a rehab center and ask them for help. There is a reason Shayna is the way she is… she has neglected child written all over her.

No. 166639

>>166638
her family has literally offered to help her if she moves back home and would pay for everything to help her go to school and get an actual job. She said no to their offer, what more can they do besides force her nasty ass to change? The best thing they could do for her now is completely stop helping her finacially so she has to move back.

No. 166661

>>166635
If her family was serious about intervening it would have already happened.

No. 166675

>>166635
Would that even work for her? She's not at rock bottom. They'd stage an intervention and she'd book a ticket back home instantly, spinning some sob story about how her evil Republican mom kink shamed her on Christmas. They can't really force her to change her ways unless the ultimatum is them completely cutting her off, and they don't seem willing to do that.

No. 166684

>>166675
some mackenzie phillips shit needs to happen to her to wake up and quit drinking/drugs

No. 166700

I found Shay's etsy after googling her bimbo sweater she left a review on. Didn't think it was milky enough to share on main.
https://www.etsy.com/il-en/people/e0rjmxnkz9k1ndpi

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No. 166702

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>>166700
Good find.

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No. 166705

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>>166704
Why wouldn’t she get the embroidered version if you’re going to use it nonstop?

No. 166709

>>166700
kek she’s such a white trash degenerate, her taste (or lack thereof) is heinous (or (s)heinous, if you will)

No. 166710

Why does she have a shirt that says "#1 coke whore" on her etsy list??>>166700

No. 166712

>>166710
I was just about to ask the same thing!

No. 166714

>>166710
Probably because she wishes her johns could afford cocaine.

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>>166551
Same here to the point where I stopped reading it because I can’t take brain dead nonnies anymore, but this one made me laugh so I made the edit kek. They’re giving Shayna a run for the dumbest bitch award these days

No. 166727

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more shay-styles. pick your fav.

No. 166728

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short hair

No. 166729

>>166728
no.6 is giving poot lovato

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shaynus' future

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>>166700
Fucking bleak.

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>>166743
I hate all of it, but the padded mittens tends to get me more. like a baby can't fight back anyways, but their hands being bound too? fucking bleak

No. 166748

onlyusemeblade is in bellevue…. wish him and shayna would collab…

No. 166749

>>166700
I'm shocked she uses the name Shayna, I thought she uses Dolly for everything

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No. 166761

>>166727
NUMBER 13 IS BASICALLY HER OLD HAIR WHEN SHE WAS 18 AND FRESH ON THE SCENE. I FEEL LIKE SHE DOESN’T GO BACK TO LOOK BECAUSE SHE WOULD SUFFER SOME SORT OF CRISIS SEEING HER FACE LOOK SO OLD AND DOUGHY WITH HAIR SHE ASSOCIATES WITH BEING YOUNG AND THIN.

No. 166763

>>166746
what makes it even worse is there's mittens for babies to wear while sleeping to prevent them from scratching themselves in their sleep. it all is pedo-y

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>>166704
a fupa-esque moid review of the bimbo sweater shay wants kek

No. 166785

what are your thoughts on what’s to come for shayna in the new year? I’m guessing her twitter or only fans gets deleted bc of something she posts

No. 166786

>>166785
Nah, twitter is the Wild West nowadays, you can post pretty much anything (the exception being outright threats of violence) with impunity. Apartheid Clyde reinstated the accounts of literal neo-Nazis, unless degenerate content is outright banned I highly doubt she’ll get suspended

No. 166789

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>SEEEEEE??? i edited out my lil pussy lip slit & i literally look like a barbie doll omg [peeking through fingers emoji]

No. 166790

>>166789
this is weird af even for shay

No. 166791

>>166785
my predictions are:
> she falls out with sarah somehow
> kiki and ricky delgado continue to be minimally visible on her social media
> ribmeat has to be shaved again
> one of her tits gets badly infected due to poor aftercare and she e-begs for hospital money
> she briefly dyes her hair a color other than dishwater blonde
> she continues trying to get a normal-ish boyfriend from the arcade but fails

No. 166796

>>166785
>her OF going under 100 subs
>increasingly visible signs of alcoholism
>she gets fatter

No. 166797

>>166785

> either her father or mother is going to disown her

> something serious happens to her breast implant that'll cause her to go to the ER
> fall out with kiki or ellen
> conflict with sarah that'll cause her to spiral
> return of the warts
> hop on something trendy and embarrass herself
> callout from another onlyfans whore

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>>166790
It’s a bit less ~*rAnDoM*~ when you read her previous Tweet.

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>>166798
It looks like this

No. 166801

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No new thread yet but Shay's flying out tomorrow. Her finding her pet's abandonment issues as cute boils my blood.

No. 166803

>>166785
To be honest, more of the same. Drinking, gaining, whoring, pedo pandering, and letting the delusions flourish. How long before OF dries up and she has to face the music? I feel she has a couple more years of bottom of the barrel $3 clearance bin sale coomer bucks to collect, and by then she'll have a semi steady rotation of 63 year old divorcees to beg for dog food from irl.

No. 166804

>>166801
I hate this bitch so much. A pedophile and an animal neglecter

No. 166805

>>166801
IMO she's super lucky mr pb hasn't seriously injured ribmeat while she's been gone. or the dog snapping at them or vice versa. Giving the pets separation anxiety and forcing them to manage themselves is such an abusive and stressful situation for them. The heartless woman should just give them to a loving home but I don't trust her not to just give them to a degenerate like Dawn who'd rape them instead

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No. 166807

>>166806
how does she always manage to look dry and greasy?

No. 166809

>>166805
She’s said before that poor rib hates the ugly retarded dog and other cat so he spends a lot of time hiding (presumably also why we see much fewer pictures of rib than the others). I wonder if Ellen or the other revolting degenerates are checking on them. I wouldn’t put it past Shayna to just leave them with an insufficient amount of cheap shitty dry food and stagnant water for the entire duration of her trips

No. 166810

>>166806
lmao again with the half assed editing, she’s so stupid

No. 166811

>>166805
Every time I see that dogfucker’s name mentioned it fills me with rage, I hate her so much

No. 166812

>>166806
She's raising her eyebrows so much yet her eyes are still so small. If she were just a normal run of the mill homely girl I'd feel bad for her for having such tragic genes.

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While we wait.

No. 166818

>>166815
she doesn’t use a period tracker to schedule her shit around it?

No. 166819

>>166815
>tylenol and tequila
her poor liver

No. 166820

>>166819
I thought the same thing. It’s bad to mix the two. She’s an idiot.

No. 166822

drafting a new thread, ideas for threadpic and title?

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>>166822
is this ok for threadpic?

No. 166824

>>166823
i love it

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more travel updates

No. 166827

>>166823
Kek! It’s perfect. I’m trying to come up with a title.

No. 166829

new thread posted >>>/snow/1945497

No. 166831

The fucking barbie edit on her "pussy lip slit" has to be one of the most deranged things I've ever fucking seen in my life. I'm absolutely losing it.

No. 166834

>>166831
It’s something a shartist in the shaynatorium would come up with and now I’m wondering if Shayna has ever contributed to our deranged collection of Shart over the years kek

No. 166835

>>166822
Thank you nona for delivering quality threads. Know you are appreciated!

No. 166836

>>166835
no problem!! your comments make me feel better about wasting an hour of my life making the thread :) i've made a couple now and i actually find it fun, i like coming up with witty recaps.

No. 166837

>>166836
seconding the thanks anon! it's so nice not being 4+ days without a thread!

No. 166838

>>166829
Nonatella, thanks the new thread and the speed in which you made it.

No. 166839

>>166809
that's what was on my mind, and we've seen evidence the cats occasionally have little spats meanwhile mr. pb is younger and stronger plus rib is the one who had to deal with the jealousy cats face when they grew up alone then get a sudden new cat in the house. Shay meanwhile doubled that jealousy down by being more interested in the younger cat which can also create a bad dynamic between the two if they know who's the favourite and one is insecure. Resentment against the retard also makes sense because cats and dogs don't naturally get along the best if they're not trained and raised for it
>>166829
you're the best! the speed is appreciated, especially knowing the drudgework that is going through the threads for caps

No. 166841

>>166798
>>166789
Is this related to some anons tinfoiling she actually doesn't like sex? Like seems like she fantasizes about not having to have sex if she had no genitals like Barbie?

No. 166847

>>166841
I don't follow those tinfoils but what you said is exactly what I thought when I saw it. Her wanting to be sexualized but not been had sex with

No. 166859

i wish anons in main thread would shut the fuck about the financial status of shaynas dad. or at least focus more on the shayna aspects like how he definately sustains her sex work career by paying for her apartment (or at least significantly helping her). i wonder if shayna gets a “monthly allowance”.

No. 166860

>>166841
thats because 99% of the time her pussy is bone dry during her solo and partner scenes. the only time ive actually seen her get wet was when she paid that dominatrix to insert electrodes in her vag. she also 100% fake moans and ive never once seen her actually look like she was feeling real pleasure.

No. 166861

>>166860
i think we nonas should be more open to people legitimately critiquing her sex work and content. we so quickly knee jerk to just calling every single thing she does as disgusting or bleak. but if we remove our moral compass and just actually judge her “performance” and work ethic like there is so much material. i think it would hurt shaynas feelings a lot more as well to read that we dont just think anything she does is coomerbrain, but that she actually is really bad at her job. like how can you be bad a sex work? kek i guess it would bring out to many pick me sex workers in the thread who wanna compare her to other people tho.

No. 166862

what threads were her yaniv doppelganger era in?

No. 166863

>>166861
i see what you mean especially agree it would hurt shayna's feelings that the one thing she does in life she's horrible at. but i have no idea how to critique her porn because all porn is cringe to me and i always hated it, it is all so fake. hers is just especially horrendous to witness

No. 166870

>>166859
They’re too autistic and find it fascinating so I’m sure it’ll be brought up again. And if you tell them to stop, they’ll go crazy and tell you to kill yourself or get hit by a bus. I’m so sick of the anons on this site being nasty for no reason and the mods allowing it. My resolution is to be lolcow free in 2024. Kek.

No. 166871

>>166870
i think its just one unstable anon. they way they broke and tried to crash-and-burn the thread when no one agreed with them is exactly the same as when a couple threads back an anon was super offended someone told them to take it to /shay/ and just started stomping their feet and shitposting to ruin the thread.

No. 166881

Does anyone else just get excited to watch her have a crisis about aging in like I give it 5 years after pandering to pedos and treating her body like garbage and accusing every older woman who has the misfortune of seeing her at the airport calling them jealous of her at her botched nipples being exposed in a small shirt, this bitch will probably get jaundice and have green skin or lose a foot at the rate she’s going, not next year but in less than a decade. She’s losing subscribers and getting fatter and uglier and doing more content with old uglies I think they’re gonna ask her to pretend to be a teacher in that weird skid mark porn and shelll have a meltdown.

No. 166882

>>166881
yeah I can't wait to see how crazy she acts in the run up to turning 30. she won't take aging well when her entire identity is being young enough to steal a married man with an old tired wife

No. 166883

please please please for my mental health can someone find the shedit of her dancing to the beach boys rhonda song i literally think about it day and night i’m just not emotionally stable enough to have to search thru all the main threads for it

No. 166884

File: 1703345603212.mp4 (9.91 MB, HELP ME RHONDA.mp4)

>>166883
Merry Christmas, Nona.

No. 166885

>>166884
you’re my christmas miracle

No. 166888

>>166884
kek actual tard porn

No. 166896

>>166884
it truly is the gift that keeps on giving

No. 166904

File: 1703558049985.jpg (233.91 KB, 1294x917, 5’3” and under .jpg)

While searching for something else, I found picrel. I remembered Shayna was recently commenting on how short people have to remind everyone they’re short >>>/snow/1935936 and thought it might be related. Sadly, it’s not. I think only my fellow Shaynatorium autists would understand.

No. 166915

im doing it nonnas. the only board i look at on lc is snow, and the only thread i actually keep up on is Shaynas. im blocking this website. i don't even post on shay or on main thread, i just lurk. on christmas eve my long term boyfriend proposed to me and i cant be consuming this kind of content anymore. i don't even use socials besides tumblr every now and then, shaynas thread is the last piece of garbage i need to leave behind so i can focus on having my own happy and healthy life. it was a long five years of reading this thread and i don't even really know why i kept coming back. thanks for the laughs anons and im praying that shayna finds happiness as well. good bye!

No. 166918

>>166904
Nobody thinks Kiki is a child, I know she wants people to think that but she looks like a stubby adult woman

No. 166922

>>166915
>on christmas eve my long term boyfriend proposed to me and i cant be consuming this kind of content anymore
why? is your moid stopping you or something?

No. 166923

>>166915
good that you're going into positivity and I support that but do it for you, not out of any feeling you need to live up to anything for him. make sure you don't start this marriage off prioritizing him when he's already doing to be doing so, you need to advocate for you
I wish you lots of love and luck in the marriage

No. 166925

>>166922
I doubt he's stopping her. She's starting a new chapter of her life and doesn't want gossip sites to be a part of it

No. 166930

the shay threads have been disastrous lately. we have nonnas proudly announcing their departure in favor of a life of servitude to nigel, posts that sound like they were written by unhinged scrotes or troons, and the shaytism has been cranked up to one hundred. i get that shayna has been relatively dormant as of late but she'll be back to drunkenly acting out for attention and writing nauseating tweets soon enough.

No. 166933

>>166930
I'm starting to get bored of Shayna as well, I haven't checked her /snow/ thread, I only look at /shay/ sometimes.

No. 166942

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grudolph the red nosed reindrunk

No. 166943

I can’t stop thinking about Kiki being excited for her hysterectomy to heal to start doing scat porn again, and then begging for $200. It was one of the most bleak things I’ve read in the shaynaverse

No. 166956

>>166930
It's been the whole site recently. I really think some segment of the twitter or instagram population has shown up. I'm seeing a lot of posts sympathetic to scrotes and the worst of whores like kiki and rape enthusiasts. Since the pandemic things have been pretty bad (it was like summer cow season during the lockdowns) and I think the pressure cooker is getting worse across the internet too

No. 166958

>>166956
I've noticed it too. Some threads on /ot/ are so bad that they're unusable. It seems that there's wave after wave of newfags that refuse to lurk and integrate.

No. 166962

>>166930 nah I totally agree. Shayna is in a weird plateau where she’s boring. It’s not the first time. As a long time Shay watcher, she will be back to business eventually.
Anons just wanna cause problems. Infighting has been BAD on lolcow lately. We need a hell month not a week. One week esp dedicated to the Shay thread. I do think we have troons among us and always have had that tinfoil with anons in this thread. The defending of whores and porn sick scrotes is really weird. Idk if it’s lost Twitter born new fags, scrotes from kiwi who are fucking lost or troons. Though the Ricky/kiki obsessed spergs, apartment dox + email to her complex anon and the person who found her dad’s house on Zillow was weird. Idk who the anons that can’t resist to cause problems are but you suck.
>>166915 okay Kanye very cool
>>166881 yes but I wonder if that won’t stop her lmao
>>166956 the pandemic really broke board culture esp here. I think we have gotten a new Twitter influx. People who lurk on kiwifarms, won’t admit to it then found here and realized they can post is my tinfoil about it alas.

No. 166963

>>166962
that wasn't even her dads house. it was a random persons house. he doesn't live in mass he lives in new hampshire. thank you again for the mods who deleted that shit because random people don't need to be targetted because people on lolcow are retarded.

No. 166964

>>166962
>I do think we have troons among us and always have had that tinfoil with anons in this thread.
speaking of troons, how do people know the person who gets weirdly angry about shay having dark eyes is a troon? they're strange for sure but has there been actual evidence of them being a self hating brown eyed troon? I'm so curious because everytime they get angry about brown eyes someone is always like oh no, it's that troon again

No. 166965

>>166963
It was her dad's house. The house is located in NH, not MA, and the interior matched the pictures that Shay took inside of it

No. 166976

>>166962
>Shayna is in a weird plateau where she’s boring
Wasn't she super boring before it was found out she and fupa were actually together up until their final real breakup? I'd actually left the threads around one of their breakups cause she wasn't visibly milky until I came back and caught up on milk knowing the modern facts. She sometimes is able to hide things for a while before huge deliveries of cream show up. And sometimes she's just a normal pedo-pandering whore
I wonder if she'll keep playing the baby even while ancient like we see old trannies do or if she's going to turn from "step-mom your age or younger than you" (that she's stopped acting recently I think) to "milf step-mom" and pass her misery on to the next wave of girls like Sarah. I guess it depends on what type of pedo she is

No. 166978

>>166976
Oh yeah around then for sure. I would say post dawn when she moved out of her place was abit so-so. after she went to bum off that other sw (vivi?). General after thick cream or milk flow she tends to have this sort of thing happen so.
>>166964 I don’t remember if it was confirmed or just one of those things we as a shared brain dead collective decided tbh lmao

No. 166981

>>166976
i don't think shayna will become sarah 2.0. she's always boasting about how superior she is to older women, consistently working with women who are younger and therefore more desirable to pornsick scrotes would completely obliterate what remains of her self esteem

No. 166989

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I don’t understand how some Nonas still don’t get Shayna is a fucking liar and a scammer. She manipulates her followers, some who follow her just due to her Tumblr “fame”, with sob stories, just like all the other e-whores and e-beggars. She’s not in a “shitty financial situation”, she never has truly been in one and probably will never be in one.

No. 166995

>>166989
I think this time might be different. She isn't consistently releasing content which would keep a steady stream of income from her coomers coming in and she isn't making much money from the scant amount of content that she does release. Her videos on OF barely get 100 views and her OF is below 150 subs. Declining income from sex work, the rising cost of living and her own financial ineptitude probably is fucking her over to some degree. I do however doubt that she's as broke as she claims.

No. 166999

>>166995
>Her videos on OF barely get 100 views and her OF is below 150 subs
kek. I think that OF is on the decline anyway. I don't mean to say that Shayna would be thriving otherwise. She got old & fat very quickly. But I am struck by how perfectly timed her decline has been with respect to online whoring trends of the late aughts. She got into tumblr nsfw content right when it was at its peak, when it was luring teen girls into sex work using 'aesthetic' porn. Then once tumblr banned porn, she hopped on onlyfans when it was still somewhat novel.
She doesn't have an ounce of business sense in her body, but she has unintentionally stumbled into one of the only times in history when she is able to make a living wage doing what she does. And she stumbled into it when she was still young and passably attractive to coomers.
I doubt that another e-whore conglomerate will come in save her. Who knows though. We live in a brave new world.

No. 167005

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From thread 100 in February of last year

No. 167013

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I thought this was a edit of shayna when I saw it on the front page. Whoever this girl is I feel this is what shayna sees in the mirror kek.

No. 167014

>>167013
>>167013
Kek, that’s Jonny Craig’s (Dance Gavin Dance and Emarosa) ex-girlfriend, also a sex worker and a bit of a loser.

No. 167016

>>167013
Shayna phenotype. She even has the same ugly smirk.

No. 167020

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the five likes is making me cackle. no one really gives a shit about her lol

No. 167021

>>167020
3.49% of the people that viewed that post cared enough to click the like button. Bleak.

No. 167026

>>167020
The anons in the thread saying “Shayna go home” annoy me.

No. 167037

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Whoever posted the UC tyrannian quiggle in main thread ily
This neopet is more desirable and coveted than Shayna

No. 167098

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I really hope that the restaurant she went with sugar dad is not where she goes for brunch. If she does she’s def not paying for herself (or she could be…). It’s like 65-88 depending on if you get 2, 3 or 4. Seems like a decently up scale place not remarkable but they have some good options. The cocktails are expensive. Like one is 76 dollars. Happy hour makes them slightly less expensive but not much. Most of her bill was on alcohol for herself and maybe sugar dad did but def not these cocktails.
Not the fanciest expensive place but def pricy. Girl needs to stop posting which restaurants she’s at or where she’s at in general. Not because of Moids but because every single time I have to urge to look at the menu or if she buys something guess how much it was.
Here’s the nifty mushroom mousse. The small is like 20 bucks, the medium feeds 2-4 people then the large feeds up to six and the lil fake planets are edible too. It’s just cool lol

No. 167099

>>167098
>I really hope that the restaurant she went with sugar dad is not where she goes for brunch.
I don't think it is because it's a fair distance from Renton which means that she would need to pay for an Uber to get there. There's plenty of places she can eat within Renton so I doubt that she would bother.

No. 167103

>>167099
You are right. I forgot to look at google maps from its location to Renton so. Makes sense.
Sugar dad must live in actual Seattle then

No. 167104

File: 1704598702859.png (1.12 MB, 779x793, bellevue.png)

>>167103
Or she stays at a hotel with him. Both Ascend Prime Steak and Sushi and Earl's Kitchen + Bar are located closely together in the same area of Seattle, where there are also a fair number of hotels.

No. 167105

>>167098
Kek nona I looked it up too, for once I was slightly jealous of Shayna, it looked like a nice place. How much would it suck to be there for a nice meal and see Shayna and probably one of Seattle’s foulest old nasty moids…spend $30 on a cocktail I want to guarantee NO disgusting people seated next to me!

No. 167120

I hate how some anons constantly use whore, yes shayna is a literal sex worker but something about jt comes off very moid like. Idk.

No. 167123

>>167120
It's LC, I've seen worse than that in cow threads.

No. 167130

In the ot "No1curr" thread a nona asked a question,
"What do you think it's like being a cow whose had threads for years?" they brought up Shayna. I didn't want to sperg there so I'm doing it here.

>Imagine being shayna

>You were told you were special, you feel that way.
>You feel like you'll be famous!
>You'll be in a band! Or a become a famous weed blogger! You'll die at 27 and the world will weep!
>and you get some of that!
> It's called Lolcow.farm
>you have fame
>Yep! Almost every week there's a new thread about you!
>But it's full of insults and dissections!
>Oh and look! They are totally obessed with you!
>Obessed with calling you fat, ugly and at almost every few hours of the day, you KNOW someone is calling you a ugly failure pedo panderer.
>Oh you want to be famous! Well you are!
>Yes, your name rings bells!
>On Lolcow.farm! In almost any section of the site people know you! Everyone knows you! Because 9/10 they dislike you or they simply think you are boring & gross, But they know you…!
>And I'll win awards for being the best bimbo barbie baby!
>And you do! Almost every year, Lolcow Cow of the year!
>It's almost promised!
>People will care about you!
>And They do! They care that you post some embrassing shit they can mock.
>Dolly Mattel will become a household name!
>not yet! But guess what? your real name is attached to every single picture you've shared online since you started! When people google Shayna or Dolly Mattel there's so much results!
>People will on the edge of their seat to see what you are doing!
>So they can write paragraphs about how much of a dumb ass you are and how you are doing it all wrong!

I think it's very ironic that she wanted to be famous, talked about and obsessed over…and she got endless threads on a forum. I often do feel bad because damn, it has got to be stressful. She doesn't just drink because she's depressed over her life, but she probably blames it all on us.
In her mind if this site never existed, nothing bad would've ever happened and she'd be super famous.
Even though I think she'd just be slightly less stressed with more meltdowns, endless boyfriend posting, more beefs and she wouldn't feel the need to constantly say she's a good person.
She'd have more people in and out her life, with more of it online but nobody will really care except for the sex workers who see it.

No. 167137

>>167130
kek that was me.

>I think it's very ironic that she wanted to be famous, talked about and obsessed over…and she got endless threads on a forum.

It's a monkey's paw situation. She wished to become famous, the problem bing that she became famous only on lolcow.

No. 167140

>>167130
This makes me think of the Watts family annihilation case. Shannan always had people she was texting with/talking to. I feel like Shay maaaaybe keeps in regular contact with Ellen but no one would really notice if she wasn’t texting them for a week. But we would notice immediately.

Fuck, that’s bleak

No. 167145

Watching videos about the Tana Mongeau Steamies shit and I didn’t realize before how much Shayna reminds me of Tana. Similar personalities, substance abuse, insensitivity and entitled attitude… except Tana is (was?) actually famous in the youtube standards.

No. 167150

>>167105
Kek exactly. Food sounds good and I can’t stop thinking about the silly mushroom mousse but the thought of dining near Shayna killed my day dream.
>>167104 I buy it. A hotel would be the sanest option in terms of safety and in general. Yet, It wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility of her going back to a John’s place. I mean she already lets them come to her place so her being dumb enough to go to theirs. Ugh.
>>167140 the word bleak should have Shayna’s face next to it and a link to love in the dictionary I swear. >>167130 hit a nail I didn’t even know was there

No. 167155

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>>163964
Shayna's skin is much too sallow and dull to wear such a warm, muted palette. She would look like a giant griege blob. I can see why you might think at first glance that these autumn colors would work for her, nona, but she desperately needs contrast to look alive. That's why she always looks best when she's wearing black. She has a marked cool, yellow (i.e. green aka olive) tone to her skin which is why she often looks grey without a tan. That can make styling difficult because it works best with a very limited palette that most definitely does not include bologna pink like you mentioned. In general, she should be avoiding most pinks, purples, and reds in addition to excessively muted tones.

No. 167156

>>167155
>>163964
I feel so embarrassed for nonnas that fall for this fashion astrology kibbe/colour season bullshit. It always comes out looking terrible. The colour season stuff gives me the vibe that it was designed during the time when women mostly wore a single dress is one overwhelming colour. That's the only time I could see it being 'accurate'. You can tell with your own eyeballs when something looks bad or good without setting up some arbitrary rulebook that never actually fits anyone.
Yes, Shayna looks like a pork leg in pink. The shit anons pick out instead never looks good. Who dresses in all beige except for jewel green? Or in the cold half of a kid's plastic paint palette? The only wearable colour in there is the dark purple. Blue is generally a wearable colour for most people, but the shade you've chosen looks so off from any colour that is normally found in clothes.

No. 167165

>>167156
cranky because you don't like the colors in your palette ain't ya

No. 167166

>>167165
Calm down, I'm sure you look fab in your lavender-cyan-foam green onesie nonners

No. 167182

What’s your favorite Shayna thread? Any threads that you enjoy autistically re reading

No. 167183

>>167182
Not a specific thread but the threads around when some other ewhore told her that her pussy looked like a dolphin's mouth. The shart was pottery.

No. 167220

sometimes I think of how flat her ass is

No. 167221

File: 1705444259959.jpg (5.01 MB, 3000x4200, damning evidence of my autism.…)

Chipmunk nona didn't deliver so I took the bullet for her and made the Shaypette

No. 167222

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>>167221
PFFFFFFFFF nonnie this is incredible kek. Bless you and all the Shartists. She looks like a hairless mole rat. The assne and coochie ingrowns. The neck/chest moles
>chefs kiss

No. 167227

>>167155
The black hair looks so much better

No. 167233

>>167227
the black is way better than blonde but I think dark brown would look best on her. she needs contrast but the black is slightly harsh and makes her look a bit gothic.

No. 167236

File: 1705503420651.jpg (155.43 KB, 1152x2048, Hair.jpg)

She needs to ditch the blonde and pigtails asap.

No. 167237

>>167236
her head looks so tiny in this pic. pinhead larry ass bitch

No. 167239

>>167221
Shayna furry art kek it’s so funny

No. 167240

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No. 167241

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Double chin action

No. 167242

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No. 167243

File: 1705518985285.jpeg (434.99 KB, 750x821, B1DCED14-C47E-4964-AE57-BC670E…)

i tried to post this earlier but the thread was locked

No. 167244

>>167243
>find the best bits of my entire vids & compile it all into a 30 second promo
That's one of the reasons coomers don't buy your videos retard. No desperate wanker is going to pay for a 10 minute video of her laying on her back like a sun bathing walrus and then buzzing her clit off with an aliexpress vibrator when they've already seen the highlights for free.

No. 167245

File: 1705520614239.jpeg (519.91 KB, 1170x1178, IMG_8592.jpeg)

There used to be an anon who posted her manyvid descriptions, I looked at her latest and I would spoon my eyes out but I don’t want that to be the last thing I read

No. 167246

>>167244
it’s still amazing she hasn’t figured this out after 8 years of doing this shit. it seems like something you would just pick up after a little while, along with things like good angles and lighting. but with her it just gets worse and worse because she thinks she’s already perfect and has nothing to change.

No. 167247

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Every idea she has for porn seems at minumum 2 years behind.

No. 167249

>>167246
i swear some other twitter whore recently (a few threads back) told her that by making the previews so long she's basically showing the entire video for free but she still does it

No. 167250

>>167245
Ever since someone said her porn reminds them of an old adult swim show I can’t unsee it. It’s so comically bad and all over the place it’s surreal, this sounds like an unhinged world peace segment

No. 167251

Shayna’s threads would be made in an hour of it being locked. She’s such a failure, people who hate her don’t even want to make a thread to be snarky right away

No. 167252

>>167247
Belle Delphine wannabe

No. 167253

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No. 167254

File: 1705529062839.gif (8.99 MB, 855x960, 780572FF-0981-4F92-ABB2-E1E34B…)

Shayna humping the camera

No. 167256

>>167253
She's been making porn for how long now and still doesn't know how to neutralize background audio? What a retard, that's a YOU problem, Shat

No. 167257

>>167243
>clipping 30s of video material is like solving a puzzle!
This is the most genuinely "brain-dead bimbo" thing I've heard her say. I can't tell if she meant for it to sound that way, or if she legitimately thinks of editing videos as intellectually stimulating kek

No. 167258

>>167245
i know most of her porn is already nonsensical but why would she be a mommy to an old man..?

No. 167260

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kek, the sheer cope

No. 167261

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>>167256
Her laziness is fucking astounding

No. 167264

>>166728
I’m scared

No. 167265

File: 1705609507733.jpg (125.72 KB, 794x1022, Ham deluxe.jpg)

>>167251
If nobody is currently making a thread I can do so in a bit, as her recent video is comically grotesque.

No. 167266

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>>167265
Pls nonnie

No. 167269

>>167265
came here just for that.

I hope one of you sweet nonnies make one soon.

No. 167275

>>167269
It would be much appreciated nona

No. 167276

>>167254
jfc the redness on that tit is looking more alarming by the day

No. 167277

>>167265
Please do! I'm suffering from serious Shay thread withdrawal kek
I'd make it myself, but I have no experience making threads and fear the redtext

No. 167279

Is this finally the beginning of the end of Shay's fame as a cow? This is the longest she hasn't had a thread.

No. 167281

>>167279
No one gives a shit about her kek not her “fans” not her “frneds” and not us “hayderz”

No. 167284

>>167279
Idk there’s been times where it takes a few days to make the new thread. She’s also not producing any quality milk so there’s no pressing reason to make one asap. It’s for the best tbh, there’s so much retardation in these threads bc there’s not enough milk and Shaytists won’t find a different thread to post in or a hobby so they argue about ass eating and Shay’s dads income instead kek

No. 167285

>>167284
This is very true. I think she could fizzle out as a cow or have a huge milk renaissance soon tbh. I’m hoping she actually cams tonight that’s always hilarious.

No. 167286

File: 1705686370775.png (1.23 MB, 1086x775, IMG_1593.png)

>>167265
Samefag, sorry I had a long work night, on it now. Have this autistic edit in the meantime.

No. 167288

>>167286
thank you nona! i have made quite a few of the last threads but i haven't had access to a computer and had a severe emergency this morning so i haven't been able to get around to making one either!!

No. 167289

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I've been rereading her threads from last year and I died all over again at Vivi revealing that Shayna had to have her ass boils lanced by a doctor.

No. 167290

>>167286
Hahaha I love it anon. She's giving big skeith energy

No. 167292

>>167290
Nooo don't bring neopets in to this but kek you're right also they are like the ugliest pets there

No. 167294

File: 1705729715804.png (63.58 KB, 300x300, skeith.png)

>>167290
>>167286
keeek you're right

No. 167297

>>167289
why…

No. 167300

>>167289
Viví is so gross kek. Making puke porn and calling her big shaynus in the thread while making fan art of her and inviting her to her puke trailer.

No. 167301

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These jeans have to be causing her physical pain. Wtf. How did she get them on her body?

No. 167302

>>167301
Unpopular opinion, but I don't like calling Shay ugly and I think nonas are way too hard on her for her natural physical appearance. However the way she dresses is just awful. It does her no favors whatsoever.I'm not exactly a fashionista myself and I have some sensory issues so I'm not going to pretend I'm an expert but she is clearly wearing clothes that are far too small and make her look cheap. Why doesn't she own any mom jeans? I think they would look ok with the top. is she too broke to buy new clothes?

No. 167305

>>167302
she thinks buying small clothes will make her look smaller when it actually has the opposite effect

No. 167306

>>167302
Shayna doesn't think she is fat. Or maybe she knows that she doesn't look like her old self anymore but she's in denial of how obese she really is.

No. 167307

>>167302
It's part and parcel of a cow thread tbh, but I do feel bad for nonas who may have similar features to Shay (not me of course, I'm a beautiful thin woman with a perfect nose who spends my evenings laughing at a ethot) when we really rail against them. Truth is if Shay was a perfectly normal girl working at a grocery store and not dressed like a freak with bichon frise hair, nobody would think she was hideous. They say it in the thread to piss her off and just because it feels good to be a hater sometimes, but genuinely, Shay with normal hair and normal clothing would just look normal. Not a beautiful baby bimbo or whatever, but she wouldn't break a mirror if she wasn't so disgusting in her spirit and godawful in her dress sense.

No. 167309

>>167307
and also if her hygiene was better nona, she looks like she smells.

No. 167311

>>167307
She looked her best when she was a thin stoner. Now she looks terrible.

No. 167313

>>167307
She would only look "normal" because most Americans are fat, too. America has problems with fast food and obesity.

No. 167314

File: 1705834513465.png (2.96 MB, 1614x1371, sped_2_40yo.png)

It's weird that she's gone from dressing like a developmentally delayed adult to dressing like a lot lizard in her 40s in six months. She spent years stubbornly insisting that she was still a young skinny bimbo barbie baby and now she's dropped it for a moid because he buys her steak and sushi.

No. 167316

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>>167314
I grew up around drunk people because my mom was an alchy and worked at a dive bar and I used to spend hours there after school and on holidays/weekends around drunk adults.

You would always get these pathetic middle aged women whose sexuality was their whole identity and their whole life revolved around being a pick me for loser alcoholic men. If they were fat their clothes were always too small. If they were thin having a 'hot body' was their whole identity and they wouldn't shut up about it. Shay you are giving me flashbacks of being 14 and some 50 something with her ass out in fishnet tights and a body suit wearing playboy bunny ears screeching and seething "at least I'm hot and skinny! You two are ugly and fat!" when me and my 9 year old brother were giggling at her.

This is how shay is honestly going to end up.

No. 167317

>>167316
The girl in the picture looks like she has more style and personality than shay.

No. 167319

>>167313
Kek sure nona, I wasn’t saying she would look normal in Milan or Harajuku. I meant the area she lives in?

No. 167323

>>167302
Why do people care if we call her ugly. She’s ugly. If she had a nice personality and did her makeup decent she’d be okay. Shes not pretty or cute like she tweets about. She’s just a fat pedo

No. 167324

>>167314
this John honestly did her a favor. 45yo overweight alcoholic biker groupie suits her way better than smol bby bimbo ever did. maybe because it's closer to her true personality from before she hopped on the tumblr bdsm bandwagon. it's not a great look by any means, but I hope she sticks with it instead of going back to pink after the moid gets bored of her

No. 167330

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>>167324
I do wonder about the john. What type of moid is desperate enough to not only spend time and have sex with Shaynus but pay her to do so. I think she will slip up eventually and reveal who he is. She already posted his arm.

No. 167331

File: 1705886577491.jpg (Spoiler Image,130.47 KB, 736x926, 63547.jpg)

I saw this picture in Celebricow and I look at Kanye's Wife situation and I can't help but think
>I bet this was Shayna thinks her life is like, getting treated like a sexy slab of meat by a "hot" older guy and flaunted while being "spoiled" and admired.
Meanwhile, this shit looks just as sorry and sad as Shayna, except she's flying around the world being abused and exploited, i bet everything she's wearing probably costs 5 times shays rent. She's not doing it for records, uggs and mall trips. Not that it's any better, it's the same shit, different level.

I always wonder how does Shayna see herself? Does she think that her lifestyle is glam? I wonder if she sees girls just starting out or complaining about not being able to get a scrote to do ANYTHING and thinks
>Ha ha I let a guy fuck my thighs and I get dinner and something from the mall!
>Ha! I fuck a guy and get a couple of hundreds.
Meanwhile, we are literally watching Kanye treat his wife like a object, exploiting her for his own sexual satisfaction and truly getting off on her humiliation.
I just know Shayna would trade spaces with her in a minute, thinking she can "handle it".
Not knowing Womack or someone's ugly husband isn't the same as a angry mentally ill controlling millionaire, that truly does see you as his property.
Not "Kink" not, uwu I'm yours, no he legit thinks you are his and treats you that way. No respect or love. You are his "Wife" or "Gf" but he treats you only slightly better than a actual prostitute. Shayna seems to think that men being sexually interested in her always turns into true feelings.
Like, "Oh eventually he'll want to be with me and abuse me in a kink way! He actually is obessed with me though!"
Shayna has been so lucky and I hope she stays lucky.
I'm starting to think the reason she is how she is because she's never dealt with TRUE scrote degeneracy that she couldn't handle/get over.
Sorry for the rant nonas, I hope this makes some kind of sense.

No. 167333

>>167330
Who’s tio is that

No. 167337

File: 1705977157009.jpeg (Spoiler Image,1.73 MB, 1170x2120, IMG_0598.jpeg)

>>167330
Ive been tinfoiling for months that at least one of the Johns is this random guy she followed on instagram in the last year or so

No. 167338

>>167337
Fat, ungroomed, sloppy, and balding, just how she likes em

No. 167340

>>167337
Did you compare elbows

No. 167342

>>167337
Does he live in the Seattle area? Sorry if this seems like stupid question but I'm not American and I can't tell the area from the screen shot.

No. 167346

>>167337
Likewise and I've been correct about all my shaylieves so far.
>>167342
He does, Nona. He was briefly discussed here >>>/snow/1898388

No. 167347

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>>167337
would make sense where the random lvl 1 furfag ears came from before her weekend with the John.

No. 167356

>>167347
Goddamn shayna is getting a new wolfpack polycule featuring the lead singer from Silverstein

No. 167366

File: 1706370335939.jpg (Spoiler Image,379.79 KB, 1080x1518, 1706369342820.jpg)

stay away from Alice in Chains bicth!!!!!!!!

No. 167375

>>167366
Layne Staley didn't die for this

No. 167388

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No. 167389

File: 1706439913931.png (1.26 MB, 1170x1423, hog-shirt-blank.png)

>>167388
If anyone else wants to add something

No. 167390

>>167388
Beautiful.

No. 167395

>>167388
KEK nonny

No. 167397

>>167366
Time for Shay and Luna's unstoppable friendship (or eternal rivalry)!

No. 167437

File: 1706839471159.png (1.51 MB, 1648x1236, 1000024613.png)

Was inspired by a nonny in the main thread comparing shay's new horrorcow tier video to officer doofy from scary movie kek

No. 167438

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whenever this thread matches up with the background i laugh

No. 167443

As of late I'm getting really bored of the shay thread. It's worse than it was a few years ago. Now it's essentially just pick me OF whores and insecure prostitutes sperging about Shay's body shape and weight gain in order to make themselves feel better. There are plenty of embarrassing things shay does that have nothing to do with her being plain and dumpy looking, if it was just the occasional post then yeah fine but it's just constant nitpicking about her body.

The botched tit job is kind of milky but the thread is just extremely boring at this point.

No. 167462

>>167443
The milk dried up pretty damn fast after the Ricky debacle. She's hunkering down and keeping tue spergouts quiet for a while but give it a little time. We'll have another shaytistic breakdown before long.

No. 167465

>>167443
No everyone who laughs about her being fat and ugly is a whore. But I suspect most of them lurk and post to feel better about her. I also enjoy reading the creative insults nonnas have

No. 167467

>>167443
They’re like “every man loves a girl with a big ass!” Because they have Greyhair and Womack subscribed to them as well. Id kms if my self worth were based off of my success as a digital lot lizard

No. 167477

>>167467
Most of woman are overweight but refuse to admit it so they play the “I got a big ass” card when it’s usually just wide and flat from sitting all day

No. 167482

the pear vs fridge sperging in the main thread is dumb because you can be pear shaped with a flat ass if you have wide hips but genetics for no ass/don’t work out, and fridge shape with a huge ass if you’re predisposed to that or exercise. it’s waist to hip ratio, not ass. the most desirable shape is thin hourglass anyways. but most women do not have as flat an ass as shay no matter what shape they are and probably have more muscle mass even if they are fridge, she is truly unfortunate looking. in her current state shay would look slightly better as a pear, and better as an hourglass, but it doesn’t matter because she’s not one and never will be, and she’s going to be fucking ugly and dumpy and disgusting for the rest of her life. stop with the derail my god

No. 167483

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>>167482
I report it every time I see it. It shouldn't be in the main thread, if anyone is that desperate to discuss Shayna's ass it can be done here.

No. 167488

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>>167482
When she's edited into a pear/hourglass it makes her look worse and it somehow makes her face look more like Kiki's. Her slim, long legs are her only good feature.

No. 167500

Her body was perfect back then, albeit dirty and gross boil vagina. I mean the body type. She done goofed by not maintaining it

No. 167501

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No. 167507

>>167501
She honestly was a butterface. Her boobs back then make me envious, I think anthills are so cute

No. 167526

File: 1707254421690.jpg (726.63 KB, 1080x1489, Gunt Cover.jpg)

Reposted to her Twitter. At least she's aware she wears skirts as belts.

No. 167527

>>167501
When she was skinny she had creepy long, noodle like arms with ugly claw nails, skinny-fat/not toned body, hank hill ass, and boiled cover vagina. Now she’s obese, bingo lady arms, cellulite covered hank hill ass, furry suit thighs, and a huge pouch of stomach fat. She was just unfortunate either way because she never worked out or got off her flat cellulite ridden ass. If she did a simple cashier job, standing is better than sitting. She’d probably look and feel better. She’s never done a hard days work. She’s been privileged enough to not have to do a 9-5. (Olive Garden for a day or so doesn’t count. And has she even shown proof? I doubt she ever worked tbh she’s a lazy bitch)

No. 167532

>>167527
It's funny reading everyone reminiscing on what her body used to be like and talking about how she ruined her figure, when it you go to the early threads nonnas were roasting the fuck out of her skinny figure. I guess being shapeless and skinny is better than being shapeless and obese, but she never had a great base even before the fupa years

No. 167537

>>167501
Oh, she has that one fucked up hypermobile inverted elbow thing. If she’s not careful she will end up with pinched nerves from hyperextending her elbows and not be able to hold a dildo properly or whatever. Or maybe she will pretend to have ehlers danlos syndrome and start a munchie saga…

No. 167538

>>167537
All/most of her joints seem to hyperextend, her thumbs and knees are like that too, which is why she usually looks extra retarded when standing pigeon tied, her knees go in extra.

No. 167540

>>167538
Yeah her knees too look hyperextended in a lot of pictures once you start looking for it. She’s going to end up with a dislocation somewhere one day while getting tied up in weird ways and getting her joints tugged on so hard.

No. 167541

>>167540
I have hypermobility in my hands, wrists and ankles. When I was a teen playing sports I did get a few nasty injuries. The best way to fix it is strength training. It's another reason why she should lift weights but the lazy sow never will.

No. 167575

>>167532
I wasn’t around for then but even with her weird proportions, I genuinely think she had nice legs when she was thin. One of her only good features.

No. 167600

The fatties in the main thread insisting that shay looked uglier when she was thin are coping hard. Literally everybody looks better at a low (not underweight before you call me ana) BMI vs being heavily overweight. Her face was ugly when she was thinner and it still is now, the difference is now she has nothing going for her.

No. 167602

>>167600
Literally everyone agrees she’s ugly either way.

No. 167612

Shayna brags about watching true crime and one time she made that weird tweet talking about how uncomfortable it is when she sees a serial killer/killer/abuser with the same "kink" as she has.
I wonder if she ever watched cases where couples or a man/woman team up to abuse a child I say this because in almost every case I've came across about this, it always includes something like
>Scrotes asks the woman to act underaged/like the underaged victim in bed.
Whenever a woman teams up with a scrote to commit these acts, it always starts/includes some kind of "UWU I'm a baby" roleplay. I watched a few where the woman knowingly wore the victimes clothes.
She never seems freaked out enough when scrotes reach out to her to ask her to "Say you are a certain age". She acts like it's an annoyance.
Ellen has already stole a pacifer of a child and posted it online on kink tumblr, so who knows what other shit she'd do for a man. Do you think it's because they don't CARE if these men are actually pedos? Or they are so retarded they truly think, "Everyone views it as just kink, they really don't want a kid! It's kink!"
Regardless, multiple pedos have reached out to Shayna and she's only doubled down.
I wonder how many times scrotes have requested Shay wear certain items or say certain things to mirror their actual irl victims/or childern they want to victimize.
Or even women.
It's truly vile when you think of the levels of this shit.
This is why it truly is pedo pandering. When shayna says, "Worry about the actual predators"
Well, you literally have them contact you. Some legit say, "hey pretend you are X age" and you do nothing.
You are fake dating one.
It's crazy how many of these cases involve DD/LG shit. Even the ones that include people who have already harmed childern, moids will have their adult lovers act out the shit.
How can she watch people with her "kinks" abuse and harm women but then write paragraphs about wanting to be kidnapped, raped and tortured? How can she let random scrotes into her home, while being a true crime fan? Is it legit retardation? I don't think she does this to "Self Harm". I think she rants about wanting to be treated like shit, because she knows if she sexualizes her depression/pain scrotes will actually read it.
Does she just not care? Or does she think "it'll never happen to me?"

Sorry if this is too triggering to any nona, I just watched another video which again, included DDLG roleplay in bed, it's an obvious important factor.

No. 167613

>>167612
Most serial killer moids are into bdsm.

No. 167616

This might be a fat-cope, but I'm wondering if anyone else feels the same way.

Does anyone else think Shayna isn't fat at all? And just hates her because of her personality /history /thoughts /opinions /every other aspect of her shitty existence? I mean, I'm not saying people can't clown her for ballooning up over the years, but some people go way overboard and make her out to be a landwhale or something. Plus there are a ton of gross coomers into every body shape. Fuck, I mean, feeders are whole thing. People act like Shayna's body is somehow ruined and no man would ever want her. Men don't want her because she is fucking retarded, gross, has no morals, will back stab and use you, and is just a generally shitty person to be around, not because she got chubby.

No. 167617

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No. 167619

>>167616
lol fat

No. 167620

>>167616
Shayna isn't a "Landwhale" (I hate that term) but she's chubby/fat. I say this as a fatty myself, I think she's averagely fat, plus she went from being skinny to moon faced, to now this. Her body just isn't nice and I think that makes her look fatter.
She has a stomach pooch, a wide ass back and belly, with fat front legs, negative ass, no hips and lopsided breasts.
She shows more belly and legs than she ever did when skinny.

No. 167621

>>167616
She's definitely fat. Fat doesn't always mean morbidly obese. Her size is far from healthy weight. If you look at the pictures of her that aren't carefully posed, you can see that she's definitely bigger than just chubby. There was a picture of her thighs posted in the last thread iirc where they looked twice as wide as the average woman's

No. 167622

>>167620
and if she was a normal woman who cares, but her whole job is her looks/body, yes there's fatter women who have coomers, but I can promise you those women APPEAL to men who like fat women. Shayna is trying to appeal to men who like young (ew) looking women, who act like babies/Barbie/Bimbo.
She does not fit that. if she was pandering to moids with a fat fetish then she'd probably have a lot more fans.

No. 167623

>>167616
Yeah men like fat women, and I too don’t like the “no man will ever want her” because men are not the hardest to obtain. I guess people like to say it because it stings her. Anyone and I mean literally anyone can get a man, they are so easy to get. I think her appearance isn’t what’s stopping her, I wouldn’t even wanna do skidmore porn with her (or porn in general) cause farmers would be like ewww look at the third bitch she’s got a a nasty face, nobody wants to associate with someone who is a popular lolcow. Her poor family.

No. 167624

>>167621
Honestly, you might be right. Thanks ladies for talking some sense in me. I think I'm getting fooled by Shayna's strategic posing and photoshop. Honestly her thighs alone in the /shay/ background kind of shocked me into questioning my own opinion.

>>167623
Agree. Some farmers act like a coomer's attention has value. kek

No. 167626

>>167337
So is this the guy people were speculating about being into beastiality and for that reason taking noodle on walks? it could be since he is a furry and posts a lot about dogs plus occasionally hiking

No. 167627

>>167626
i think it was the fact he insisted she take noodle and then her dog got that uti right after and then she stopped mentioning it

No. 167634

>>167627
If, and I’m not fully willing to believe yet she would, but IF Shaynus would let a disgusting moid rape her dog, she deserves to catch something incurable. I hate that so much of the tinfoil around it is believable though.

No. 167636

>>167616
Because she’s trying so hard to create the image of being a young bimbo/y2k girl. Bimbos aren’t obese. If she was doing normie hippie girl who’s overweight it would make sense. But she tries so hard to make herself look young and skinny she ends up looking bigger.

No. 167640

>>167634
nona…. they’re implying he paid shayna to film “content” with Noodle.

No. 167641

File: 1707961124813.jpg (489.25 KB, 2160x3840, moid.jpg)

This guy has been actively replying under her posts for the past couple days. Anyone speculate if he's a john shes going to meet up with or just another delusional moid? He's claiming to try and swoon her over with drinks.

No. 167643

File: 1707962618144.mp4 (Spoiler Image,4.65 MB, 846x476, Wtf.mp4)

>>167616
>isn't fat at all

No. 167645

>>167643
is this from the shattening stream? it looks like she has a turd hanging out every time she bends over kek.

No. 167648

File: 1708080071293.jpeg (272.25 KB, 828x493, IMG_9233.jpeg)

found a reddit post about a woman who had to turn to sex work after losing everything in her life, this part gave some insight into shays descent into fssw

No. 167651

File: 1708118259684.jpeg (1.17 MB, 1290x1545, IMG_3588.jpeg)

reminded me of fupa

No. 167674

>>167651
I thought that was fupa for a second.

No. 167676

File: 1708207575631.png (616.44 KB, 921x922, um.png)

shay please i beg you to go to this you would fit right in

No. 167677

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>>167676
kek, unironically she should as a "body positive sex worker"
they already have a fatty burlesque speaker who is holding a "burlesque lesson" on one of the days, a "sexologist", and a dominatrix who i think is a troon. she'd totally fit in kek, from being called a nazi on tumblr to platformed by libfems as an online sex work "expert"
also she could finally find clothes that fit!

No. 167678

Do you guys think Shayna actually reads her threads? What's the verdict?

I personally think she doesn't because she's the sort of personal who spirals when they get any criticism at all and she'd be suicide baiting all the time if she read anything on lolcow. The most she does imo is check lolcow when there's a cowtipper like the sperg who emailed her apartment or the doxxing of Ricky Delgado of Boulder, Colorado.

No. 167679

>>167678
i'm pretty sure she's been caught with the threads open when she's on cam but i don't think she's always reading it tbf. she's also changed and done things based on the threads but i think it's reduced over the years. maybe she's been put off by covid lolcow too kek

No. 167681

>>167678
She posted a few times on Twitter about her "haters" (aka us). I think she lurks sometimes.

No. 167682

>>167678
I think she does at times,but not much anymore. If she does i think she does so to scan and see of any nona is doing weird shit (implying they may reach out to someone around shay) I don't think she cares if we call her a pedo, or whatever. I think it bothers her more that we don't think she's attractive. I remember when she'd bitch about the thread she'd always say weird things like
>they try to convince themselves I'm ugly
>they post ugly pictures to act like I'm ugly
As if she cannot truly believe that some nonas really think she's unattractive. I think she only cares when shit leaves lolcow and gets on Twitter.
She didn't even seem to freak out when her step sister was posted, she only cares if I reaches Twitter then she melts down. Lately I do not think she reads the threads at all.

No. 167683

>>167682
TBF I get the feeling Shay doesn't like her step sister. She's very jealous of other women, and I'm sure she's resentful of the step sister who is skinnier, prettier, younger, makes her dad prouder, has lots of real followers, a vibrant social life, and an education. I bet she was hoping we'd harass her

No. 167684

>>167683
She looks like what Shayna larps as: a spoiled happy preppy innocent fresh faced young girl

No. 167685

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>>163871
hope shat enjoys pandering to the most depraved, dangerous & misogynistic men out there

No. 167686

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>>167678
She does. Over the years there's been things that she's said on twitter that are seemingly a response to what has been discussed in her threads. When she had a discord that farmers had access to, she used to vent about her threads all the time.

I also suspect that she gets drunk and tells other people about it because having a thread on LC is her only claim to any form of notoriety outside of her tumblr famous days which are long gone.

>>167683
I think her step-sister is a significant cause of her daddy issues. It must really chap her Hank Hill ass that her step-sister is everything she wants to be and isn't.

No. 167691

>>167685
she does enjoy it. it is a source of pride for her. she doesn't feel bad for anyone except herself and that includes victimized women and children

No. 167693

File: 1708454767483.png (740.7 KB, 640x793, 0A008857-8F41-406F-A4F6-CF3604…)

Someone posted this and this is how I think Shayna thinks she looks when she's in her retarded outfits (and also like a child/teen ew).

No. 167694

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>>167693
hopefully a more talented Nona can clean this up or make a better version. I don't know how to make the hair look decent. Yes I know it looks like shit kek.

No. 167697

File: 1708561956218.png (Spoiler Image,117.2 KB, 273x383, hand.png)

I couldn't help but notice and laugh at how small his hand is compared to her thigh in all the worst ways. Picrel doesn't actually show her ass but spoilered anyways. Shayna sometimes might not seem as big when posed and in some costumes but when she's next to someone it's so starkly obvious just how massive she is. Especially if she's pretending to be "smaller"

No. 167702

>>167697
It sent me that his small hands kept slapping her thighs and then he corrected himself to slap her ass cheeks more. Her ass is so flat that even a "professional spanker" doesn't know where it begins or ends.

No. 167711

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Potential new thread pic 1/2

No. 167712

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Potential new thread pic 2/2
Either one would be great lol

No. 167713

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hey can we all talk about this fucking monkey??? sorry if i missed it this is my first check-in at the shaynatorium but i'm losing my entire mind. this broke me.

No. 167715

>>167713
"kill… me."

No. 167716

>>167713
It kind of…IS her. Idk how to explain it but the expression of retarded deadness and the little sprig ponytail and how ugly it is. The 1000 yard stare on that poor monkey…

No. 167717

File: 1708803025356.jpg (26.87 KB, 474x553, mid-century monkey.jpg)

>>167713
It looks like it's in some kind of personal hell where it's been condemned to spend the rest of it's existence seeing fat homely sex workers shit themselves in diapers. The only emotion it's now capable of is distressed bewilderment.

>>167716
>how ugly it is
It's ugly but it fits the old house aesthetic that they're going for. Monkey toys with plastic faces were popular in the 50s and 60s.

No. 167719

>>167717
> It looks like it's in some kind of personal hell where it's been condemned to spend the rest of it's existence seeing fat homely sex workers shit themselves in diapers. The only emotion it's now capable of is distressed bewilderment.
Nta but that reminds me of some Goosebumps episode where the main character gets stuck inside in a toy (or some other object) and can’t communicate with anyone to get out. Couple that scenario with having to witness what Shayna does everyday and you could write a decent horror movie. I’m envisioning a climatic scene with the disgusting crossdressing freak moids that she lets into her apartment. Shayna is bad but those scrotes scare me even more.

No. 167721

>>167713
…is it wearing a diaper too?

No. 167726

File: 1708900082220.jpg (Spoiler Image,463.71 KB, 1536x2048, Lardo.jpg)

Not sure if bad editing on her part or her stretching as much as she can, but her attempting to have an ass is just making her look even fatter than she already is.

No. 167729

File: 1708903908464.png (4.92 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_0921.png)

Waiting on the new thread like

No. 167730

>>167729
Shayna genuinely looks like she smells, like slightly stinky clothes, weeds and I know her breath smells, especially since her lips and tongue look so horrific. I know nonas think she smells and make fan fiction about why moids don't say hard, but I just think she gets with moids who are the lowest of low quality.
I mean, the average porn scrote is low quality level 10, but the ones shay gets with are low level -10. SO they probably have issues getting hard and Shayna isn't going to work hard to get their dicklets hard.
I say this to say, I think Shayna breath and Clothes probably stink, not her. I think she just throws on whatever looks clean and does a "Sniff" test and she may be nose blind to her own funk.

No. 167731

>>167730
and by "her" I mean her vagina, because If she was so stinky, i'm pretty sure SOMEBODY she fell out with would've said something. Maybe i'm wrong, her hygiene sucks but I think she cleans her genitals (at least her vagina), maybe her ass may be stinky and she doesn't clean the right way, but i don't think her vagina smells to the point, moids can't stay hard.

No. 167733

>>167729
is anyone working on one? if not i can start one up within the next few hours. reply thread titles and pic ideas.

No. 167734

>>167733
Samefagging but I posted these two as potentials. I didn’t make them- they’re from the main thread and one of the shaynatorium threads. Ty Nona for your community service kek
>>167711
>>167712

No. 167735

File: 1708914495327.jpeg (480.86 KB, 781x879, IMG_9301.jpeg)

>>167694
how is this for threadpic?

No. 167736

>>167735
i love it

No. 167737

NEW THREAD: >>>/snow/1970047

No. 167738

If Shayna had renter’s insurance and her apartment burned down the company wouldn’t even have to pay her out because nothing of value would’ve been lost. The noxious fumes created by her burning plastic clothes alone would be enough to give everyone in the Seattle metro area cancer

No. 167739

Sage because I would get redtexted to death in the main threads.
I don’t know who to tell this to, but a friend of a friend of mine is one of the @s that grayhair tags in his cringe posts, she’s so similar to shats build, but goffic. I’m sorry I had to tell you guys about this.

No. 167766

>>167739
Lmao! Oh Lordy. You need new friends, nonna!