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No. 163871
Containment board for Shayna memes and Shatposting.
This is a thread for collecting and archiving all Shay related media, mostly farmer generated. Please curb your autism and save any discussion of milk for the threads on /snow/, and spoiler any NSFW images.
Infight all your autistic battles here.
First thread:
>>>/shay/158765Second thread:
>>>/shay/159974 No. 163879
>>163878My boyfriend is the same, he said if a guy likes going down on girls, when there is nothing there it's less fun. But it doesn't matter what men think in the first place, it's just simply how we were born.
Not to talk down about girls with an innie. But innies definitely resemble tranny neovag. Or an axe wound. See there are ways to make fun of literally any vagina.
No. 163883
>>163881it's obviously moids. I still have no idea why people take it seriously. The exact same thing frame by frame happened last time. Retarded thing was said, people argued about it. Someone called the person a man, "I'm not a man here's my tits! Now here's my vagina!'
Someone accusing them of being a troon, they post more pictures rinse and repeat.
It's moids who want attention and some people give it to them. The retarded live blogging about "Ha ha I was doing something, ha ha, yeah that joke about my vagina was really funny!" it's all a fucking bit.
I wish people would simply ignore it. I know Shaytards like myself are stupid, but can we at least have a tad of sense?
It's not funny or anything.
No. 163894
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>>163893Most vagina's I've seen with long labia have been white, but I doubt it has anything to do with race. Sorry if you've convinced yourself it's part of your racial identity.
No. 163919
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No. 163920
File: 1689955799098.jpeg (323.49 KB, 405x498, IMG_7821.jpeg)
>>163919ive said it before and i'll say it again she looks so much like lil critter
No. 163925
File: 1689983522002.png (Spoiler Image,2.11 MB, 828x1394, power couple.png)
kudos to the nonnie who came up with the idea
No. 163930
File: 1690010081370.jpeg (415.84 KB, 824x813, 541F2A05-7325-4D62-9B1C-08871E…)
Shayna in the future during her “hard drugs saga” turning tricks outside and still wearing dumb ass princess/barbie shirts thinking she looks like a “teen Barbie uwu”
No. 163931
File: 1690010642836.jpeg (1.42 MB, 1242x1964, 32814981-5E36-4DF9-9A25-05814A…)
The fact she watermarks these crack me up. Like who would want to repost these ugly ass rodent selfies with her beady shit colored eyes. Brown eyes (& any color eyes tbh on any average woman look so pretty) look so disgusting on her. Like I can’t explain it. Even blue eyes wouldn’t help her in the looks department. Tbh she’d look scarier with blue beady eyes. I can’t stress it enough that her eyes are really ugly. And eyes are usually gorgeous. Sorry for the rant but this is the inshayne asylum. I didn’t want to shit up the thread
No. 163932
File: 1690011002810.jpeg (140.65 KB, 736x1070, E4B8BC15-BCFF-4151-84BC-5D7010…)
>>163919Shayna probably thinks she looks like this with her natural hair. Shayna is so ugly. I can’t believe she’s this delusional
No. 163953
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No. 163958
File: 1690303743054.jpeg (379.48 KB, 1536x2048, 142E8C9D-DA43-4CF7-A194-4C68F1…)
>>163931I actually like dark brown eyes (and all eye colors pls no eyesperging). It’s a combination of size, shape and color. She has huge super dark pupils and her eye area looks kind of swollen.
I’ll never forget that
nonnie who said that shayna’s eyes look like shit clogging a toilet kek
No. 163960
File: 1690436625035.jpeg (1.08 MB, 3465x3465, 0E09695E-3F59-4A1A-8689-D89F54…)
I could fix her
No. 163963
File: 1690571477551.png (2.24 MB, 1664x936, hot girl shit.png)
hot girl shit
No. 163964
File: 1690574788022.png (116.05 KB, 361x361, IMG_4584.png)
I decided to put Shayna in a color analysis app and lo, not a single bologna pink to be seen…
No. 163971
File: 1690692370810.png (Spoiler Image,1.55 MB, 1079x1711, F0770B0E-2C3C-4F24-BF30-67CC97…)
Just drew a caricature of Shayna. Enjoy.
No. 163974
File: 1690724997549.png (2.57 MB, 1668x2388, IMG_0426.png)
Her recent photos are so unsightly I couldn’t help but draw the reality of it all.
No. 163977
File: 1690751419127.jpeg (143.76 KB, 346x448, 774E635D-9330-4D6A-9D6D-E7CE58…)
No. 163990
File: 1690994084082.png (66.95 KB, 206x275, 1690992402781.png)
if noodle has a million fans, i'm one of them
if noodle has five fans, i'm one of them
if noodle has one fan, that fan is me
if noodle has no fans, i'm no longer alive
if the world is against noodle, i'm against the entire world
until my last breath, i'll support noodle
No. 163993
File: 1691029281999.jpeg (335.32 KB, 1536x2048, F1GDGpXacAE04e9.jpeg)
>>163990The most recent photos from the UTI incident is what made me see what everybody else was seeing. But hey I'd also look retarded as fuck if Shayna was my owner. Poor Noodle.
No. 164001
File: 1691165881652.jpeg (228.16 KB, 1242x1104, 1520871011671.jpeg)
the discussion in the main thread reminded me of when she used to bulimia LARP and reblog things like this
No. 164058
File: 1691514115562.jpeg (203.4 KB, 749x926, IMG_3811.jpeg)
Shaytardation incoming but I have this astrology app called AstroMatrix and it turns out that Shayna’s natal chart aspects are very fitting for her. See picrel for the aspects from her birth chart.
Also there may be some indication that she was meant to be a fuck-up on the internet as a warning to others—she has a yod (finger of god) with the apex/focal point of a Virgo north node in the 11th house. It’s fitting because I have seen a lot of anons who say that Shayna scared them onto the right path or made them get their shit together.
All of what I’ve said so far is western astrology but I also looked into indian astrology and saw that she has the same nakshatra that most porn stars do.
No. 164064
>>164063i have hair on my big and second toes too, no hair on my feet. i don’t think ive ever seen a woman with hair on her feet like that. i also dont think that mod got
triggered that anon was obviously baiting (and they’ll probably come here to bait instead), not gonna shit up the main thread further with my reply tho
No. 164065
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>>164013
I genuinely think she's a cutie, if she would take care of herself a little more I don't even think she'd need that much bimbofication or instabaddie shit.
No. 164066
File: 1691585790232.png (110.29 KB, 352x396, 1513987876868.png)
>>164063I haven't shaved in four years and I still don't have hair on my feet.
>>164065Get some taste, she was below average even when she was skinny. All she had going for her in sex work was that she was young, slim and willing. Now she's fat and aging like raw pork on a hot window sill.
No. 164067
File: 1691587612218.jpeg (1.23 MB, 1170x1230, C809983A-CE72-4C6F-BAF8-BA4C6A…)
>>164066Erm. 1. Noodle was never in sex work. And 2. She is aging beautifully. Look at that smile!
No. 164072
File: 1691606803596.png (1.94 MB, 1290x1262, shat_at_fatcon.png)
No. 164080
File: 1691674507756.png (37.48 KB, 566x890, line_shart.png)
Line shart. Her fat distribution is so fucked.
No. 164094
File: 1691794454554.png (487.59 KB, 1000x735, wicked bitch of the west.png)
The Wicked Bitch of the West
No. 164095
File: 1691794510345.png (1.01 MB, 939x1035, face only a mother could love.…)
>>164094I can't get over this face
No. 164096
File: 1691801424246.png (38.32 KB, 206x132, 253798528379.png)
In the main thread someone said her wrinkles look like ET which I see but also this thing
No. 164101
File: 1691918887472.png (32.51 KB, 452x1061, legs-line.png)
No. 164129
File: 1692166952836.png (963.88 KB, 1280x720, methhead.png)
She really does look like Dewey
No. 164132
File: 1692205339701.png (753.1 KB, 1105x1208, SHAYNA SCIENCE.png)
POSTING THIS HERE BECAUSE THE MAIN THREAD IS LOCKED. SHAYNA POSTED HER ASS 1 HOUR AGO AND DOESN'T SEEM THAT HAPPY WITH THE SNAKE EYE'D BDSM DUDE WHO CANED HER. DUMB BITCH SARAH GREGORY LIKED HER TWEET.
No. 164133
>>164132Kek
nonnie your diagram is hilarious, but I don’t think she’s feeling regret. She uses that as her crying laughing emoji and she put a heart emoji next to it too. I think the “shoutout 2 [douchebag] I guess” is her attempt at being coy/playful
No. 164136
File: 1692235360626.png (32.44 KB, 576x783, big_bitch.png)
I know this is pure and unfiltered shaytism but her fat distribution is so weird.
No. 164137
File: 1692235402351.png (18.28 KB, 458x428, cottage-cheese.png)
No. 164144
File: 1692337778610.jpeg (Spoiler Image,616.63 KB, 753x743, D4667B48-2F38-4D9C-95CB-4327C7…)
which pair is more disgusting? cast your votes now nonas
No. 164156
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No. 164159
File: 1692504603471.jpeg (22.76 KB, 217x232, IMG_7968.jpeg)
I stumbled on some stupid corvette memes
No. 164160
File: 1692504659738.jpeg (1.11 MB, 1132x1465, IMG_7966.jpeg)
>>164159>>on my way to Applebees lololI want an art anon to shop Shayna into a corvette with a boomer
No. 164171
File: 1692546678630.png (1.13 MB, 1132x1465, convertible barbie.png)
>>164160My Photoshop skills are still shitty and basic but I tried my best
No. 164182
File: 1692608127047.jpeg (104.85 KB, 715x842, 5AC01457-214B-4D9E-A893-AF354B…)
This looks like Shayna
No. 164224
I often get the vibes that Shayna copes with liking older men because younger men (like high school) probably saw her as the weird slutty girl,who slept around and/or just wanted attention. Maybe she was one of those girls who'd tease boys but never went through with it. We know how cruel boys can be, they can be huge whores but they shame women for it.
I feel like she was probably very annoying and loud in high school and probably told everyone about her breast implant, so it caused bullying or some shit. I feel like getting on tumblr and being groomed made Shayna think, "Huh, maybe Older men are just attracted to me, maybe thats what i should do!"
and she thinks it makes her different.
It's very telling that you rarely see young non-radiated looking men in her comments. It's always some older scrote who is sun burnt and looks like he works outside all day.
I'm sure her johns are all married men too.
I also feel like the reason why she never hooks onto men despite seemingly letting them beat her up, is because she's a boring lay or she's just annoying to deal with.
I think she genuinely tries to create fake relationships, and thinks they like her. Probably talks in that annoying voice all the time too. I imagine these scrotes think, "I can find a slightly better looking women to spend my money and time with, and maybe actually have good sex without the extra".
She has no charm and she's always putting on that act. I can imagine her smiling sticking her tongue out going, "thank you dadddeeee" every single time she's around them.
These men want SEX they don't want a girlfriend they have to pay for. Also, doesn't it seem like younger scrotes buying sex, simply go to straight up street walkers and the ones with money, probably try to get attractive women.
So she's stuck with older married men, who seem to lose interest fast. Or maybe Shayna dumps them, who knows.
All I can say is, she's taught me that sexually out there pick me's aren't "picked" and are seen as disgusting to men, but they don't see it that way.
They delude themselves into thinking they are loved and happy.
No. 164226
File: 1692759030086.jpeg (298.14 KB, 640x842, 6F147510-2527-4129-BB65-51E2DC…)
Butterface pimp
No. 164229
File: 1692808058528.jpeg (371.36 KB, 694x1134, IMG_2403.jpeg)
Tried drawing an amusement park style caricature of that one pic of Shayna
No. 164230
File: 1692809807352.jpeg (484.28 KB, 1095x1425, IMG_2404.jpeg)
Sorry for double posting fanart but there’s something really comical about Shayna’s soft shitty body that makes her fun to draw
No. 164234
File: 1692841241313.jpg (1.59 MB, 1205x2130, Shayn.jpg)
No. 164241
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Dawn from CCC is a Shaytard
>>>/ot/1676915 No. 164242
File: 1693027890536.png (1.92 MB, 1080x1440, donny mattel.png)
Donny Mattel
No. 164245
File: 1693110588104.jpeg (401.34 KB, 828x1170, IMG_1938.jpeg)
Posting this here because no one has made a new thread yet, she’s so delusion. Your eyes are shit brown Shat, not “dark green”. kek @ the coomer though
No. 164246
File: 1693110861768.jpeg (415.22 KB, 828x1024, IMG_1941.jpeg)
This person must be legally blind
No. 164247
File: 1693110950134.jpeg (304.22 KB, 828x691, IMG_1939.jpeg)
>no filter
LMAO it’s blurred to fuck and she looks fucking 50
No. 164248
File: 1693111032812.jpeg (370 KB, 828x1108, IMG_1940.jpeg)
She’s really feeling herself, this is going to be horrendous, especially if she gets bangs
No. 164250
File: 1693111747762.jpeg (48.29 KB, 500x500, F117A6CF-31CB-44F4-86EE-3F5A59…)
>>164247She looks like a white peaches lmao
No. 164252
File: 1693113133537.jpeg (68.55 KB, 640x804, DC739EEF-EFC5-468D-95CF-BF6BFD…)
I vote for my own work of shart as the next thread pic
No. 164257
File: 1693118106880.jpeg (71.88 KB, 1169x282, IMG_8811.jpeg)
samefagging but the delusion kek
No. 164266
File: 1693142646561.jpeg (649.27 KB, 828x1006, IMG_8135.jpeg)
why does her creamer bottle look so disgusting
No. 164268
File: 1693146830269.jpeg (127.71 KB, 1169x510, IMG_6016.jpeg)
Can’t wait to see all that cellulite in high definition again while she’s feeling good about her body
No. 164269
File: 1693147141898.jpeg (499.78 KB, 1080x1920, IMG_0600.jpeg)
No. 164271
File: 1693147657105.jpeg (198.92 KB, 750x446, IMG_3927.jpeg)
What the fuck
No. 164279
>>164272As you know she’s scrote-brained, the big dick equivalency for her is a massive crab claw camel toe. Girl power!
Jk the most likely answer is that she thinks she looks better because she’s supposedly lost weight. I honestly don’t think she looks that great skinny though. She has the saddest ass ever regardless of her body fat, and her body has always been untoned because she refuses to work out.
No. 164280
File: 1693157724779.jpeg (413.71 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_3928.jpeg)
Can someone make an edit of her crab claw
No. 164286
>>164248If she gets those ugly coke bottle bangs again, I'm going to fucking lose my mind.
>>164266More proof that she's not eating less or drinking less. I also don't believe the weightloss I'm sorry.
>>164268I said this in the last thread, she's really thinks that being featured in that magazine means she should endlessly take these kind of pictures. She does this all the time. One thing "works" and she either rides it until the wheels fall off, or tries for short amounts of time before quitting.
ALSO, DONNY MATTEL was in that picture not Dolly Mattel.
No. 164287
>>164271I feel even the most liberal of people would'nt want to be around a woman admitting she finds fucking family hot and roleplays with scrotes that they are her brother/dad.
She's disgusting
No. 164288
>>164280Doofus Mattel, she looks so damn goofy and weird kek. She has zero hips I bet irl she looks so top heavy and brolic. Imagine hearing someone breathing and the sounds of sandals slapping agaisnt the ground.
You turn around it's Donny Mattel with two pig tails, bows and a tiny bow, she's stuffed into stiny ill fitting pink shit, talking excitingly to a dark haired sloppy woman with her tits hanging out a tank top and a wrinkled jean skirt.
No. 164290
>>164289whats funny is if Shayna was a troon she'd be a lot more popular with scrotes at least on twitter, kek. She'd be one of the ones coomers post to prove that "They do pass".
What a sad world we live in
No. 164296
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Going through Shayna’s likes is infuriating, depressing and sometimes mildly amusing. I have to wonder what she believes she has lost.
No. 164298
>>164297I don’t think the majority of the thread has such a strong opinion. To me it seems like it’s a few Nonas
at most who know they strike a nerve with their “literal shit clogging up a toilet” sperging. They (?) tend to use the same photos and the same phrases.
Don’t mean to imply you need to hear it but for those Nonas that do, it’s not the colour of the eyes that determines it’s beauty, or any other nice attribute about them. No. 164303
>>164297Because they’re ugly, why are farmers and farmhands so
triggered by it? No other opinion on her appearance gets a ban, just the eye color commentary, even though it’s not derailing because she literally tweeted asking what color her eyes are and then saying she thinks they’re green when they do indeed look like shit clogging a toilet
>>164298If you’re that sensitive about turd eyes lolcow probably isn’t the place for you
No. 164312
File: 1693417412399.jpg (59.53 KB, 1080x1221, IMG_20230830_190849.jpg)
retarddog-chan branching out
No. 164314
File: 1693419544898.jpeg (426.32 KB, 750x1036, 647D11EC-4105-41C5-86A6-F536F4…)
i didn't know she's such a drakehead. probably bc they are both creeps
No. 164320
File: 1693578916525.jpeg (610.3 KB, 1290x3049, 43A2E49C-971E-4217-A8BD-8344C6…)
this reminded me of shaynas hotdog nails she keeps getting kek
No. 164321
File: 1693589537418.jpg (522.8 KB, 1536x2048, 1684458181650.jpg)
I asked this in the main thread but no one responded seriously so I'll ask in the shaytism thread instead.
Her face is so cartoonishly evil. Does anyone who gets vibes/energy from people feel like they get bad energy from Shayna? She has the type of face that if I saw it accompanied with some headline like "Wichita mother of 2 children lets 8-year-old and 5-year-old burn to death in the car" I would not think twice. She just looks like an evil person with her beady black eyes and smirk.
No. 164322
File: 1693602340261.jpeg (43.17 KB, 500x750, F2294779-ABEE-4825-952D-88A14C…)
>>164321Yeah it’s the halo effect, an anon in /ot/ said Audrey Hepburn was not the angel everyone thought she was and she cheated on her husbands and such. But my god, look at her!
No. 164347
File: 1694062078320.jpg (149.69 KB, 800x800, 1Pc-14G-Surgical-steel-Navel-P…)
Late but if she does get a belly piercing she should get picrel since she has the fat man bellybutton and if she squeezes her stomach or bends forward it'll be eating the jewelry
No. 164356
File: 1694115032889.jpg (602.4 KB, 965x915, fug.jpg)
I know that she's always been below average but it seems that she has become completely hideous over the course of the last two threads. This has got to be the worst her face has ever looked.
No. 164361
File: 1694185297867.jpeg (850.88 KB, 1242x1125, F1F755BD-863F-4AA9-B4E7-897689…)
>>164356She’s so ugly. This photo especially highlights how wrinkly and creepy her facial features are. Like she looks unhealthy and dehydrated.
No. 164368
File: 1694219664899.jpeg (476.7 KB, 750x903, 0CADAA54-EAE6-4E34-B550-1F7D07…)
she literally looks like a halloween mask like i can't grasp how she looks like a withered pumpkin
No. 164370
File: 1694285916148.jpg (132.96 KB, 640x384, 727834.jpg)
I found this image while looking for images of 90s cars. It's weird that it looks so much like Shayna.
>>164365I'm the anon that got banned for posting the toilet edit and I'm confused. I thought it was that random edits and artwork belong on /shay/ but joke art and edits based on other posts were still allowed in the main thread? There's currently another edit in the thread that hasn't been banned, so I have no idea.
No. 164371
>>164370Kek I'm the nona who made the shayicle edit, I was 100% expecting a ban. Maybe I got let off the hook because I saged? Maybe mods aren't active yet in the thread? Either way I'm really sorry
nonnie, your edit was much better
No. 164376
>>164356The neck one kills me every time! It reminds me of when she met fupa at the airport and her giraffe came out.
I think she looks worse lately because we have seen more candid photos from fat con
No. 164379
File: 1694386664673.jpeg (205.32 KB, 1048x565, EF3FFE0D-A143-48C8-A0AD-59FBB9…)
Side character (shayracter)
Comments on Shayna’s posts
She charges $16 for a video of her pooping on doughnuts
empowering stuff!!!
No. 164381
File: 1694457018720.jpeg (510.67 KB, 987x883, IMG_5684.jpeg)
>>164379Wait what the fuck this is so goddamn depressing. Like I want to laugh out of sheer anxiety…
No. 164384
File: 1694549192231.png (6.23 MB, 1125x2436, IMG_5691.png)
This girl keeps getting recommended to me and I’ve watched a few of her stories and…she is giving me Shayna vibes but more successful? Idk she also seems unwashed, she bleached her hair herself and never styles it, and her apartment is full of Barbie/pink stuff. All her clothes look like cheap pink garbage and she wore some absolute sheen looking trash to NYFW?? Her whole online persona is “that’s hot” and trying to be like a character in mean girls even tho she’s like…18? Idk how she’s making money if it’s not “sex work” but i’m genuinely curious to see if she follows the downward shayral over the years kek also I wonder if Shayna follows her on tiktok and seethes
No. 164429
File: 1694882340821.jpeg (409.8 KB, 1170x1163, 06B9F918-18B8-4626-BC4B-744535…)
I made Shay in imvu
No. 164436
File: 1694891778208.jpeg (632.58 KB, 828x1015, IMG_8332.jpeg)
am i retarded for thinking this drink she has looks delicious. yes i am chubby. no i do not care.
No. 164526
File: 1695169854673.jpeg (Spoiler Image,202.57 KB, 750x963, IMG_4143.jpeg)
Doesn’t she make more money for prostitution irl
No. 164527
File: 1695169900859.jpeg (709.23 KB, 750x908, IMG_4144.jpeg)
I would love to know what her “dreams” are
No. 164530
File: 1695182455503.jpeg (533.56 KB, 750x1015, IMG_4148.jpeg)
> sensual bathtime burps and bubbles
No. 164539
File: 1695236901960.png (Spoiler Image,332.88 KB, 740x588, partner.PNG)
So I guess he is the "partner" she's been talking about?
No. 164540
File: 1695237000164.jpeg (446.28 KB, 998x585, 3F35EC0C-0022-4051-8017-526312…)
She really let that dirty bitch wear her crusty unwashed clothes and get her filthy feet on her bed. They are all so disgusting. I feel like I need a shower after seeing this
No. 164542
File: 1695237175117.jpeg (815.78 KB, 1164x1293, 3DFBDDC0-925F-4145-9FDD-2FF131…)
She’s fucking huge.
No. 164543
File: 1695237265971.jpeg (874.51 KB, 1054x1540, D8ACB333-215F-4C81-BCB7-5AB89C…)
Shayna face pisses me off so much
No. 164545
>>164540I was just so disgusted and off put by the feet I didnt even get to be grossed out by the rest of the porn. Use a vacuum and a mop at least when you have guests ffs Shaynus. How filthy do your floors have to be and how do you not noticed that when you play it back?
I know theres gross foot fetish freaks into dirty feet, but it just doesn't seem like a fetish crossover that needs to happen in that vid (aka unintentional)
No. 164548
File: 1695245264749.png (Spoiler Image,332.63 KB, 825x378, foul.png)
posting for archival purposes. shayna eating the ginger chick's vagina
No. 164549
File: 1695245303861.png (Spoiler Image,293.62 KB, 794x350, shay-ring.png)
posting for archival purposes.
shayna sucking a dudes balls and sharing dick with a ginger girl.
No. 164553
File: 1695252915117.png (7.55 MB, 1242x2208, 995ECDC8-DC61-40F7-9FC8-FDE91E…)
>>164546They’re all so grimy. Shayna loves to say she makes the cutest porn. But what’s so cute or hot about dirty feet, and working with sex workers that look like crackheads on the streets . I mean look how ugly they are. The guy or whatever looks like a flat headed shark. The ginger looks autistic
No. 164554
File: 1695253255090.jpeg (72.53 KB, 275x316, 01BF20A4-AA0B-42CD-BDE5-D4881D…)
>>164547He hit it more than once though. The spanking video and then the threesome. It’s disgusting
No. 164555
File: 1695253735193.jpg (96 KB, 735x851, 1650502975057.jpg)
>>164549Both of them have zero ass.
No. 164556
>>164552Cackling at that tattoo in general. Wtf.
>>164545Bring a vacuum and a mop for Shay's stank ass pussy
No. 164561
File: 1695321376933.jpeg (475.3 KB, 750x680, B98BE369-648A-45CF-BF6F-783C4B…)
ewww
No. 164562
File: 1695321539113.jpeg (Spoiler Image,544.47 KB, 1536x2048, A5D788BE-48EA-4E82-8434-54E7E2…)
No. 164563
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No. 164568
File: 1695330265393.jpeg (Spoiler Image,461.51 KB, 750x979, IMG_4160.jpeg)
No. 164569
File: 1695330290132.jpeg (384.85 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_4161.jpeg)
No. 164570
File: 1695330330253.jpeg (Spoiler Image,401.54 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_4162.jpeg)
No. 164572
File: 1695337745545.jpeg (360.89 KB, 1536x2048, F6hL2QLaQAABvI7.jpeg)
No. 164578
>>164577Shayna Clifford/ Dolly Mattel #143- Crusty Sheets and Dirty Feet Edition?
I'd make the new thread but I mainly lurk and don't want to mess it up.
No. 164580
File: 1695342120945.jpeg (452.36 KB, 2048x1227, IMG_8361.jpeg)
>>164577do you guys like left or right better for threadpic?
No. 164583
>>164578my vote is for "infected implant edition"
>>164568drinking when you're trying to kick a cold is absolutely brain dead behavior. especially drinking enough to get hungover.
No. 164584
>>164578Nonna this is perfect don't go changing it kek.
>>164580Love this title. I posted the SAD (Salt, Alcohol, Diabetes) diet edition in the previous thread but I like yours more.
No. 164588
>>164570Ew, her filthy, busted, cheap purse rubbing all over her still not fully healed incision….
Also fucking HATE her go-to cut off hoodie with nothing underneath. Like, that shit really isn’t even comfy.
No. 164601
File: 1695490134221.png (508 KB, 546x566, faceagain.png)
i made these for u nonny
No. 164602
File: 1695490302801.png (380.92 KB, 640x863, getsumnewmateriallol.png)
No. 164603
File: 1695490455696.jpeg (31.24 KB, 750x135, i guarantee.jpeg)
i've also had this saved forever but i'm always late to the thread so i haven't gotten to use it yet
No. 164609
>>164607Omg no way, thank you Nona!!
i graduate college this year! Can’t wait for my big girl job I totally thought I’d get clowned for that post. I guess there’s still time.
No. 164628
File: 1695692725410.jpeg (126.49 KB, 315x388, IMG_5849.jpeg)
Complete autism but her forehead wrinkles now look like an upside down toe touching Shat from the back. I’m not even high or anything I’m just this retarded lmao
No. 164699
File: 1695936626142.jpeg (224.88 KB, 1125x1714, IMG_8306.jpeg)
Please shat, for fucks sake how retarded are you to not grasp these straight up Frankenstein lego ass shoes do not compliment your colossal proportions. Just fucking stop, STOP.
No. 164708
File: 1696100103650.png (1.28 MB, 1169x1378, the big shaybowski.png)
No. 164791
File: 1696446587439.jpeg (11.43 KB, 277x225, D79DBE9C-5425-4ED1-BD8F-5B2C1E…)
I believe shayna is Irish cause I know two Irish people and they both have nasolabial folds and the weird turtle dog snout.
No. 164875
File: 1696561872858.png (362.85 KB, 1080x1879, Screenshot_20231005-230107.png)
I am really bored so I looked up "dolly Mattel" on Facebook kek. there's like 6 fake accounts, most of which say she lives in Italy. tbh it's kind of sad because the fake posts get more engagement than anything the real shim shaydy ever posts – granted they are all from pajeets (pic rel).
No. 164994
File: 1696891875560.jpg (366.18 KB, 1536x2048, 20231009_181524.jpg)
>>164699Fucking bow-legged. Better than the linty ass sandals though.
No. 165199
File: 1696944125107.png (628.44 KB, 1344x576, 1696689782664.png)
>>165195my vote is this photo with the title "Callous Behaviour" or something like that.
No. 165201
File: 1696944182833.jpg (12.92 KB, 206x275, 1695686798379.jpg)
this titled as "who farted?
No. 165202
File: 1696944231717.png (733.91 KB, 694x694, DonnyMattel.png)
>>165195Definitely gotta' be Donny Mattel.
No. 165208
File: 1696946061202.jpg (538.59 KB, 694x694, donny what are those.jpg)
>>165204>>165206>>165202>>165199>>165195sorry ladies, something urgent came up at work but managed to create this cursed image
No. 165211
File: 1696946339757.gif (263.7 KB, 300x100, 1696845280133.gif)
>>165208holy shit after making this i discovered another nona had the same idea 1 day ago. too funny
No. 165275
>>165213Fuck I was hoping
>>165202 kek I haven’t seen the big Lebowski so I don’t get the reference
No. 165422
File: 1697002862265.png (341.07 KB, 1080x1353, screenshot.png)
The bitch got b& kek
No. 165436
File: 1697028590781.png (34.74 KB, 423x575, kekkers.png)
>>165422yeah but so did all of us who were in the right. im kind of upset the mods didn't call her out more for being so dumb. we get specific red text call outs but she didn't? she ran up the comments to purposely lock the thread to shut down our discussion and force us to go to talk in /shay/ like she wanted - she basically got her way.
No. 165444
>>165440>Shayna's working with someone new and you can't discuss it outside /shay/Could you maybe post one example of someone saying or implying we couldnt talk about ricky delgado outside of /shay/? because ive re-read the thread twice now and only see people asking they take the super autistic investigation discussion over there until there was actually something milk. him being a teacher = milky. Posting pics of his exes, and random unrelated school teachers, pics of cats trying to see stuff in the background, doxing random peoples phone numbers, extreme 2 pixel close ups of blurry shots of his face = not milky and should be in /shay/.
>>165441>Its very interestung that nobody cared when womack or any of her other followers got doxedI’m not seeing it. I dont see anything different in how the farms treated this guy compared to others. the only difference is: the huge slap fight that ensued and the fact the other guys had their doxes spread out over several threads/months so it wasnt so in your face; or they were insta-doxxed so there was no drawn-out “investigative” non-milk crudding up the thread for people to complain over. didnt we move a bunch of mike slack to its own space so we could delve deeper? i honestly blame the ones who were screeching about “we’re acting crazy like this cause you tried to tell us what to do and nuh-uh nana nana boo boo no one tells me what to do!” and decided to just start openly infighting which caused the adolf-san to do the same and nuke the thread on them to make them stop. it was a true retard fight on both sides. the ones derailing over not liking being told to move some stuff over to shay until there was actually milk are the ones who started all these insane theories about orbiters being behind everything and shayna posting in meta purposely trying to shut things down (lol whot) because there are a lot of extremely paranoid people in the shayna threads who trolls take advantage of because they make themselves so easy to bait. why couldnt the derailers just ignore the hitler-san and meep discussing? why actively infight with a blatant troll? both sides wanted to prove some retarded point to the other and created unnecessary drama - it had nothing to do with someone trying to silence or stop this dude from being doxxed. thats just their argument after the dust settled and everyone started agreeing it should have been in /shay/ until they had some concrete milk and not speculation to bring to main so we could discuss HIM and not some swedish singer or random white guy who might be him.
>>165442>Why is doxing a pedophile bad?its not. derailing the thread with infighting simply because youre upset someone told you take it to shay until there is milk is though. i didnt see anyone saying he couldnt be discussed and i didnt see anyone in the shayna threads saying the pedo shouldnt be doxed, there just wasnt anything new being posted and people were flooding the thread with irrelevant non-milk. that has historically been called out in the shayna threads and mods agreed based on the redtext.
>Where was that energy for any of her other acquaintances?am i missing something? did you read the thread today? everyone is rejoicing at the actual milk and his dox. this is all people wanted, for the “investigation” discussion to be contained to shay until they actually had milk to bring to the table. thats always how it worked, and i see no change in energy compared to other scrotes we doxed here other than the fact some people got their panties twisted cause theyre paranoid there is some “great shay-spiracy” going on.
No. 165448
File: 1697050753213.png (Spoiler Image,869.79 KB, 658x785, smell_shart.png)
Extreme shaytism but someone in the main thread said it looks like Shayna "just smelled and fart".
No. 165451
>>165444Listen I’m one of the retards that went off at the end of the thread, I was pro doxxing for the record and the reason you can’t find those posts where anon was saying we couldn’t do it is because they were constantly deleting their posts.
And the reason people rejoiced was because most people wanted the dox and didn’t care if he was talked about in mainthread.
Are you asking why people got mad when we were told to move to Shay? Because what is milk seems to be subjective here. We were sharing information, I wanted the exposure of mainthread because not everyone checks /Shay/, and when someone comes in minimodding which is what you’re defending why should we have to comply? If a mod would have banned me I would have shut up its really that simple.
Further more it was mentioned in this thread already but
>someone Shay is working with is derailing and not milk>what Shay could order instead of what she did order at Starbucks to save some calories is not detailing, or the 30th picture of her in the same clothes in the same house in the same pose is milk No. 165477
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>>165451>And the reason people rejoiced was because most people wanted the dox and didn’t care if he was talked about in mainthread.That is literally my point though that you and others keep completely ignoring. It's not that -most- people wanted the dox. EVERYONE did. There wasn't a single person saying he shouldn't be doxed or talked about in the main thread. Like why is that so hard to understand? Adolf San Chan wanted the dox too, they said come back when there is actual milk and mods agreed because they banned people for derailing. Do you really think all the posts in the /shay/ thread about him deserved to be in the main thread? it makes more sense for you guys to go have fun posting 20 close ups of his body in different angles "to compare and investigate" because not everyone thinks thats interesting. YES - we find it interesting to know his name in main thread, to laugh at him being doxed thread, and to rub it in his face in main thread, to discuss how disgusting and pedo-y he is in main thread. but people were getting suuuper autistic trying to figure out and got asked to take it to /meta/ instead of spamming the thread with it when some of the stuff being posted didnt even turn out to be about him/was the wrong guy, etc.
No. 165487
>>165476It was over a day of posting, with me probably being reported is it impossible to think the mods looked and just didn’t care? I caught a singular ban for derail. But whatever listen I’ll agree with you because I don’t care at this point it’s days old and mini modding is also against the rules. If you want to say no mods were around and no one was looking over the course of multiple hours and even days then like ??? I post with the assumption that every post that gets reported will have moderation look into it within a couple of hours on the long end. So no I did not post when no one was looking.
>>165477But like I agree with you in that every post that was posted shouldn’t have been there, but obviously I didn’t post every post. The only posts I made were strictly about the moid and pulled directly from his page, which to me isn’t a derail. I’m not the anon who posted cat tags or some random scrotes YouTube tutorials. I’m not every user idk.
I don’t care if you guys think it was milky, milk seems to be subjective from Shayna anon to Shayna anon. Tons of anons care about how she does her nails I dont care but i also dont foam at the mouth telling them they cant post it.
No. 165587
File: 1697282083918.png (Spoiler Image,537.18 KB, 708x466, Sims mess.png)
Throwback to when I made Shayna, Ellen and Soy Salvatore on Sims 4
No. 165643
File: 1697498513605.png (13.13 KB, 726x123, dayum.png)
dayuumm RIP RICKY MANHUNT 2023
No. 165653
>>165652No. He has no shayme ™ if he didn’t kill himself over being a loser who buys prostitutes he won’t over this
>>165648Yeah, I feeel kinda sorry for Kiki I can tell she has extremely low intelligence maybe it’s cause she looks like she has a couple extra chromosomes.
No. 165655
File: 1697579514443.png (1.48 MB, 1061x3166, 1697576152777.png)
Chris Chan earns more money by selling rocks from his driveway, than Shayna earns from selling her crusty nudes.
No. 165665
File: 1697645762814.png (1.04 MB, 1293x1038, Public.png)
Didn’t want to post in the main thread as this might be perceived by some as somewhat off-topic. Kiki is no longer private. I don’t think she will spill but will probably be breadcrumbing for a few days if things don’t improve for her. What are your thoughts?
No. 165675
>>165665I noticed she cleared a lot of her posts with him out on her Twitter @kikidouluvmexxx
I love that she probably picked her sex work named based off that stupid song by a guy who literally hates sws so much he won’t even claim his own kid because the girl does porn kek
Also she has like 30 @‘s
@kikidouluvmexxx
@littlekikicali
@bigsiskikicali
@datstripperkiki
No. 165686
>>165675kikidouluvmexxx is her general porn account
littlekikicali is her degen pedo pandering shit
bigsiskikicali is for her incest "domme" shit
datstripperkiki is for her stripping schedules
Just for reference
No. 165716
File: 1697914774666.png (34.77 KB, 458x161, idiot.png)
Hope this is okay to post because I'm in /Shay/ but wanted to point out that post they kept saying wasn't theirs cause they couldn't deleted is no longer there kek doesn't this prove that actually was them?
No. 165719
File: 1697925426168.jpg (6.75 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_20231021_144451583_MP.jpg)
>>165704I woke up to this fuckery thinking something milky happened, but no
No. 165724
>>165705I have my suspicions that it is either Fat Shat herself or someone else that she interacts with. The fact that the farmhands are determined to not lock the thread, when threads have been locked for less, makes me think that they are aware that someone is trying to get the thread locked.
>>165719Same. I saw the new posts and I thought there was finally a Kiki related milk fountain.
No. 165769
File: 1698023025227.png (1.29 MB, 1024x805, inshayne_clown_posse.png)
No. 165784
File: 1698080801344.jpeg (105.38 KB, 828x503, IMG_1449.jpeg)
>>165783InSHAYne clown posse is too funny I’m sorry
Kek at this sow thinking she’s beautiful and empathetic
No. 165785
File: 1698081073142.jpeg (632.6 KB, 828x1306, IMG_1450.jpeg)
Also in case any one was wondering about her fruity little dnd campaign
No. 165786
File: 1698081948243.jpg (116.2 KB, 1080x676, 20231023_202204.jpg)
The main thread rn.
Aw shit, here we go again. Don't the trolls have anything better to do?
No. 165789
File: 1698098924655.jpeg (493.11 KB, 750x1185, IMG_4365.jpeg)
Idk where to post this but Ricky’s pornographer Twitter is now public again
No. 165790
>>165786If you’re going to troll, at least put some effort into it. Shayna and Kiki are still happily interacting with each other. It’s obvious they’re downplaying their relationship due to the discovery of Ricky
Delgado of Boulder, Colorado’s identity.
No. 165791
File: 1698099811657.png (197.42 KB, 1293x1011, Sensei Richard (Ricky) Delgado…)
>>165789His other Twitter account, @DarkDallasDom, is still private.
No. 165808
File: 1698180957725.jpg (120.66 KB, 1514x2048, i can fix her.jpg)
Spent a couple hours in photoshop and I think I fixed her up some, at least as much as Shayna can be fixed.
No. 165811
File: 1698183041942.png (450.1 KB, 600x721, inshayne.png)
>>165810Anyone care to add to Juggalo Shayna?
No. 165812
File: 1698186772481.jpeg (370.92 KB, 750x1085, IMG_4366.jpeg)
Actually inshayne
No. 165822
File: 1698213013924.jpeg (19.15 KB, 231x269, 5DE11A8B-916B-4468-8582-BA7FE8…)
>>165812she should do this one
No. 165823
File: 1698214387485.jpeg (169.41 KB, 828x431, IMG_1502.jpeg)
Depressed
No. 165824
File: 1698214506610.jpeg (209.69 KB, 828x1322, IMG_1505.jpeg)
Is she talking to the moid she met at the barcade?
No. 165841
File: 1698342373063.jpg (210.3 KB, 827x667, Screenshot_20231025_144746_Fir…)
>the look I give you when I pee on the couch
No. 165870
File: 1698658179555.jpg (200 KB, 1304x986, Ben Mayes Tweets Shayna Leigh …)
Nonas, what do you think of this comment under Shayna’s Tweet? @punxsychuck is also @maye4401474 who commented a cryptic message under one of her latest pictures
>>>/snow/1921137.
> Well looks good on you guess I no longer have to worry?Based on how’s he’s all “I love you” and “miss talking” I feel this is that “daddy” that Shayna had to “convince” to keep her.
No. 165871
File: 1698658480786.jpeg (Spoiler Image,2.81 MB, 1288x16125, Shayna Leigh Clifford and Mira…)
>>165870He seems to really like Shayna
and Miranda Lambert, in fact, he created his secondary account in July 2023, with perhaps the sole intention of interacting with the two of them.
I tinfoil that Shayna advices all those in her orbit to do so, so they aren’t Womack’ed. Here are his interactions under his regular account. Under a spoiler only due to size.
No. 165872
File: 1698658781145.jpeg (Spoiler Image,2.16 MB, 358x10363, Ben Mayes REALLY likes Shayna …)
>>165871Here are the likes on his main account. Again, mostly Shayna and Miranda Lambert. Used a spoiler due to size and in case I missed some of the nudity with my censorship.
No. 165873
File: 1698659227323.jpeg (1.43 MB, 592x6260, Oh, Ben.JPEG)
>>165871>>165872And here is his newest account.
No. 165891
File: 1698693328033.jpg (603.62 KB, 1080x1491, Screenshot_20231030-191322.jpg)
I had to go way back in his FB pics to find a picture of him, but yes he's old asf and also looks inbred. Sex with this guy is very low even for Shat.
This is definitely him btw, the dog is the exact same one in his twitter pfp and his Facebook has him listed as living in the same city referenced in his twitter url
No. 165895
>>165892>>165893>>165894if he lives in pennsylvania
>>165889 hes not a john that makes no sense. probably just a creepy old man that can't afford her onlyfans anymore.
No. 165900
>>165895He doesn’t live there, he’s just originally from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.
>>165891And this is from at least 2010! It’s has only gone downhill since.
No. 165903
File: 1698720961718.jpeg (283.05 KB, 1080x1477, IMG_6379.jpeg)
>>165900You’re right he lives in eastern Virginia which is even further away from Shayna
No. 165925
>>165924> Why doesn’t Shayna do (simple thing in her best interests)?Because if she were able to, we wouldn’t be here discussing her. I wouldn’t doubt she has tried MyFitnessPal, this isn’t the first time she’s tried losing weight
(remember the pre-made meals for a week she ate in a day or two?. As with everything else she refuses to do, it would require a modicum of effort on her part to properly measure and log everything, so she doesn’t. Shayna is also delushaynal, she declares a thing and simply by saying it she assumes it will come to fruition without her having to work in the slightest for it.
No. 165926
>>165924>she probably wouldn't even add her alcohol or coffee drinks as calories because she's so stupid.The alcoholism is her biggest issue. Not only because she refuses to acknowledge that she has a problem but also because any diet she attempts will fail due to amount of calories in the alcohol she drinks.
A 750ml bottle of Sutter Home contains 675 calories and 65g of carbs.
No. 165939
File: 1698876417499.jpg (267.23 KB, 3264x1756, gfgfkfg.jpg)
No. 165942
File: 1698891339077.png (1.87 MB, 1280x1440, who's that predator...it's sen…)
No. 165954
File: 1698986893339.jpg (2.21 MB, 2606x3410, 20231103_004728.jpg)
some shaytastic fanart i did since i can't sleep
No. 165955
>>165954Shaytards are so talented gaddamn, you captured her so well
nonny KEK
No. 165956
File: 1699017276662.png (3.86 KB, 312x65, 6-years-a-pig.png)
Anons have been commenting on Shayna's porcine nature for six years.
No. 165983
File: 1699199880828.png (952.85 KB, 640x842, shart_in_pink.png)
Remixed shart inspired by our resident shartists and Shayna's latest shartistic offerings
>>164226 No. 166035
It fucking creeps me out that pedos have reached out to shayna and she goes
>Go after the real pedos guise!!!!
We would if you started giving their information to the public and or just say,
>Guise i reported some accounts asking me to act underaged to the cyber police
Or whatever it's called.
Shayna doesn't do shit. I've been watching a lot of true crime and it's nuts how many men just admit they are pedos, or ask their girlfriends/prostitutes/wives to act underaged or imply they like that.
She just doesn't care. Look at Shayna's history, pedos hitting her up, Ellen being a child care provider and either telling a TRUE story of stealing a pacifer from a toddler and posting it on kink tumblr or telling a lie, where she involves a toddler in her kink tumblr.
retards sending porn to her dad of her dressed like a baby, posting how she proudly finds incest porn hot, involving herself with multiple men with kids, who are into DDLG (Fupaul) or not into it but she tries to force them into it (Shane Pierre Sonnier).
Like she doesn't care, even if she doesn't believe us, why hasn't actual pedos reaching out to her not scared her?
Is it because she thinks, "They do this to every sex worker". Like how can you sleep knowing the people you attract?
I would'nt be surpised if one day we learn Shayna actually says she's underaged in real life to fulfil her johns fantasies. I do not put it past her. I know people like to pick at how old she looks, but so? Pedos don't care she looks 45, if she's willing to say she's 5 and act that way, then they are cool with that.
Theres a few famous cases where famous pedos flat out tell women usual escorts/prostitutes they are pedos. Also, when you think about how some people in Shayna's life are into that DDLG shit but make sure they are around childern or have childern it's crazy.
It pisses me off.
Thats why I don't even question if these people are "into the real thing" if you get off to Shay's porn and work with kids, we know what it is sorry.
But shayna just doesn't care, i bet she thinks, "Well i'm not the only one doing this!!"
I think thats the scariest part, Someone who is an legit danger to kids could enter Shay's life and at this point, I don't even think she'd even call the police.
No. 166054
File: 1699558890855.jpeg (136.81 KB, 1169x1199, IMG_5383.jpeg)
Sounds like Sensei Ricky might be headed to the degen party in Texas too
No. 166066
File: 1699655683412.jpeg (968.44 KB, 1170x2283, IMG_0035.jpeg)
>>166056I tried looking and I gave up once I saw this idiot with his government name tweeting his phone number to random sex workers. Why are males so fucking retarded.
No. 166087
File: 1699834644519.jpg (Spoiler Image,51.63 KB, 680x671, F-nX890WsAAhUyp.jpg)
picture from lonestar 2023
No. 166107
>>166087Body of a fast food indulging 35 year old moid fucking tragic kek
>>166106When are the mods ever okay? They have to endure shaytism surely that has an effect on their psyche.
No. 166129
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No. 166139
>>166067The meaning of your dream:
You may judge shay and be disgusted by her, but there are things in your own life that you need to pay close attention to that aren't so far removed from the life she lives that will cause you harm.
No. 166162
File: 1700089280148.jpeg (316.68 KB, 1533x1030, fltrbs.JPEG)
Both on the same Twitter collage. Do you think she’s doing one of those before shooting vs after shooting that were popular a while ago with porn stars? Using filters instead of makeup, of course.
No. 166163
File: 1700089715275.jpg (75.9 KB, 600x300, B&A.jpg)
>>166162Like these which were the first result off Google.
No. 166196
File: 1700447473388.gif (1.01 MB, 489x231, lollllllll.gif)
endless flopping grandpa gregory
No. 166199
File: 1700461776053.jpeg (1.53 MB, 3464x3464, 56DA2B2E-8D5E-4A95-B75A-F0550C…)
just going to leave this here
No. 166211
File: 1700468325799.jpeg (194.9 KB, 537x611, 66539B9E-9516-43CE-B2C5-6E0D82…)
I think a Shayden arc is very much within the realm of reality
>ffw about 5 years
>she has officially aged out of the corner of the market she is in aka pedo larp
>her boobs are absolutely depleted from her smacking them in her weird porn and she opts for a mastectomy instead of replacing them
>she is late to trends so maybe she will hop on the femboy trend as it will have phased out and her friend indigo white already calls herself a boy
Also what is gonna happen to her when grey hair dies that’s like a good chunk of her income.
No. 166217
>>166211wishful thinking
nonnie. she's much too obsessed with the pink bimbo aesthetic and calling herself a lil girl to ever go full aiden. besides, she's long since aged out of her current market anyway and just refuses to admit it to herself.
No. 166223
>>166191It would never happen but we can imagine going to this Safari together
nonny. Equipped with lots of hand-sanitizer.
No. 166227
File: 1700524766358.jpeg (250.11 KB, 750x662, B5B118CC-33CE-406F-8237-CBDFE4…)
needs to stay marked free? dubai is going to be crazy if grandma greggory lets her use her phone
No. 166234
File: 1700595101078.jpeg (1006.79 KB, 1170x1800, IMG_9333.jpeg)
>>166227i dont think this thing is going go aruba with shayna based off this tweet, but he was at the lonestar spanking party where he probably met her. The tranny is fine going to Dubai because he isnt female passing.
No. 166235
>>>/snow/1931768Nona, I’m sorry! I understand it’s annoying to some but I was banned for sharing a picture of Shayna in which everything was covered
>>>/snow/1922359 because it wasn’t under a Spoiler. Since, I’ve decided to play it extra safe. Figured the dialogue and the setting the video is in required it. Since I know a lot of Nonas don’t want to see sexual content, I was trying to let them know it was safe for them.
No. 166238
File: 1700628987527.jpeg (397.17 KB, 1080x2939, IMG_6805.jpeg)
No. 166275
File: 1700876914162.jpeg (Spoiler Image,804.74 KB, 1290x1665, IMG_2623.jpeg)
she looks like a monster
No. 166279
File: 1700934629841.jpeg (245.15 KB, 357x704, EC64B2DF-5E9B-4BCD-9807-108F06…)
>>166277>my haters think I look like a 13 year old! Anyways she’s retarded for not embracing her tallness, I think she’s definitely a kibbe natural, soft perhaps, her shoulder looked kind of sloped before the fat piling on it’s super hard to tell with fat people. Not a FN because she looked tall and skinny but not like a model/ she could never. Shame on her for making her long legs look so stumpy with all the w8 gain. She probably has a fast metabolism but it’ll only take you so far if you are a total lush who sits on their ass all day
No. 166287
File: 1700973968694.jpg (525.92 KB, 2048x1138, 1621961722544.jpg)
>>166286Beat me to it by 19 mins kek good job
nonnie. I found that thread as well but fell down the shayory lane. It's sad how her neglected cat inevitably got shaved. I feel like so so many things nonas have pointed out throughout shay's timeline have become true, she really is predictable.
No. 166316
File: 1701119773224.jpeg (410.84 KB, 640x630, A8D17CD2-CC35-4243-B969-37BB58…)
Kiki looks like the dinosaur that looks like trippie red and Ricky looks like Gonzo
Shauna can be snuffalupagys
No. 166344
File: 1701259423956.jpg (545.13 KB, 1079x1481, 1578184534763.jpg)
Was scrolling around old threads and this is from 3 years ago… Nothing has changed. She is mentally, emotionally, and physically as stagnant as a bog.
No. 166345
File: 1701259486614.png (45.52 KB, 1080x386, Screenshot_20231129-130225.png)
>>166344Samefag but I think Nonstradamus was right about this one…
No. 166352
File: 1701300035094.jpeg (879.71 KB, 1170x1884, IMG_0176.jpeg)
>>163871I think Shayna may be phasing out the OF and turning to irl sex work also because of OnlyFats’ changing policies. Apparently anyone she collaborated with can take her to court over it kek.
Thank god that OnlyFats is going down, maybe this is a good thing.
No. 166353
File: 1701300229618.jpeg (716.19 KB, 1170x1535, IMG_0175.jpeg)
>>166352When I say “maybe this is a good thing” I mean in the long run because I can see it going one of two ways: either it will make the suppliers turn to irl prostitution and other platforms OR it could make some of them get real jobs and move on from flashing their pussy and e-begging.
No. 166355
File: 1701331487375.jpg (380 KB, 2047x2047, Ribmeat.JPG)
For those who love Ribmeat, she posted this today.
No. 166359
File: 1701369009299.png (723.04 KB, 1080x1080, Shaynus_BINGO_dinnermoney.png)
Here are my bingo cards for Aruba, full sized.
No. 166399
File: 1701587526010.jpeg (351.54 KB, 2048x1363, IMG_0293.jpeg)
She keeps posting pictures of the hotel and showing exactly where she’s staying
No. 166400
File: 1701588375169.gif (1.72 MB, 497x280, DBD076EA-119F-4611-9AA7-38D947…)
Ran like a titan on the beach (looked like one too)
No. 166410
File: 1701608645680.jpg (152.57 KB, 1734x651, Locked Thread .jpg)
>>166409You need to go to the locked thread
>>>/snow/1937016 and read the summary.
No. 166431
File: 1701671249420.png (1.78 MB, 1620x1080, aruba_bingo_progress.png)
Almost bingo and she's only just arrived
No. 166432
File: 1701671753467.png (Spoiler Image,350.42 KB, 1020x347, angry_shass.png)
Is just me being autistic or does her ass always look angry? Every time she posts it, I see it as an angry face.
No. 166440
>>166435Shay’s mom does seem nice I suppose. She never remarried right? All she did to traumatize shat was work, and she worked really hard. Hard enough to offer a scholarship
>>166425I am from the US.
No. 166471
File: 1701834818304.jpeg (334.14 KB, 750x871, 68CAFF56-58EC-4D17-9FBD-9F5FB7…)
farmers: shayna is gross and perverted and evil for pandering to pedophiles. she has internalized misogyny
shay:
farmers: she fat and wrinkly
shay: cryingwojack.jpg
No. 166493
File: 1701974326822.jpg (203.56 KB, 750x1334, 1701973855687.jpg)
posting here instead of the main thread
>hair looks healthier although greasy on top
>nails much more flattering and less debilitating
>color palette suits her much more
>glasses suit her face better than the retarded pair she wears once in a while
>not fat
the fake septum ring and her eyeliner are still trash but she could have improved and im in awe. developing absolutely no interests beyond wanting to be famous and frying her brain with daily heavy pot use in her formative years gave her fucking brain damage.
No. 166503
File: 1702023743050.png (17.8 KB, 296x564, lol3.PNG)
>>166502saving them for prosperity cause i know shaymod is gonna delete them
No. 166515
File: 1702025556035.png (26.05 KB, 519x586, lol13.PNG)
>>166514he unsaged and is now telling on himself kek
No. 166523
File: 1702026966919.png (67.49 KB, 735x593, lol19.PNG)
>>166522aaand it is the ass eating-chan…
No. 166525
File: 1702027595183.png (22.76 KB, 751x339, eew what.PNG)
>>166524last one just cause nonnies are admitting to this kek
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 166532
File: 1702029177268.png (Spoiler Image,650.07 KB, 900x1200, hairy-shaynus.png)
>>166530
No. 166533
File: 1702029480996.png (68.69 KB, 949x639, reverse-search-shaynus.png)
I reverse searched for the image on yandex and no matching results were found
No. 166556
>>166551 nah i get it. Calling Sarah Greg grandma over and over is kinda old. Funny at first but now it’s old. Shes a burnt out homely English teacher to me
>>166545Current tinfoil list from here and thread:
>ricky or Kiki in general>kiki stirring the pot while she’s recovering from her surgery >shat stirrer anon who coincides her trolling with shat’s trips >drunk shayna on hotel wifi>someone shayna showed the thread recently or someone she showed the thread in general>shayna on hotel wifi>moid>shaynaMy tinfoil additions:
>the gross submissive dude she’s been hanging out with, ex orcurrent customer or Ellen trolling.
>shat stirrer anon has been pretending to be a customer >an SW who secretly hates Shayna but is friendly that isn’t Kiki. I say slim on Kiki but could be Ricky. Either way this is someone who’s figured out the board culture. If they are sage-ing they know their way around.
>>166503I feel bad for laughing at this one. It shouldn’t be funny
No. 166559
File: 1702062359863.png (5.7 MB, 1170x2532, IMG_5561.png)
>>166550Nails are still on in her pics from today. Tbh there’s just unhinged SWer girls in Shay’s threads that have no issue taking degrading nudes and posting them anonymously. They probably already do it all day with their government name on Twitter
No. 166562
>>166548The 'men peak at 50' thing makes it obvious that it's a woman trying to sound like a male. Men peak at 22 obviously, but even incels know that inflating that number too much makes it too obvious that they're coping & trying to give women age complexes. A real incel would add a decade or so buffer to the real age that men are most attractive so that it's not so obvious. They would say 30 something. MAYBE 40 something if they themselves are 40 something and coping with it. But 50? lmao. Not even an incel looks at a 50 year old balding gutmonster and thinks "prime of his life". Even they have enough self awareness to know that that's an impossible sell.
The spammer is a woman.
No. 166563
>>166524Thank you for these screenshots I was wondering what had happened in the main thread. This is an interesting pattern and shaytists will get to the bottom of this for sure.
>>166553>being male identifiedAre you new?
No. 166705
File: 1702690882566.jpg (495.63 KB, 2224x1668, Embroidered Bimbo Sweater.jpg)
>>166704Why wouldn’t she get the embroidered version if you’re going to use it nonstop?
No. 166724
File: 1702790672966.jpeg (254.95 KB, 1080x1434, baked shaytato.JPEG)
>>166551Same here to the point where I stopped reading it because I can’t take brain dead nonnies anymore, but this one made me laugh so I made the edit kek. They’re giving Shayna a run for the dumbest bitch award these days
No. 166727
File: 1702841502981.png (3.96 MB, 2117x1666, MORE SHAYCTION.png)
more shay-styles. pick your fav.
No. 166728
File: 1702842558135.png (2.44 MB, 1763x1666, short shaynged.png)
short hair
No. 166733
File: 1702861757921.jpeg (196.37 KB, 828x824, oc0nhids8w6c1.jpeg)
shaynus' future
No. 166746
File: 1702949845138.jpeg (27.22 KB, 500x281, IMG_8513.jpeg)
>>166743I hate all of it, but the padded mittens tends to get me more. like a baby can't fight back anyways, but their hands being bound too? fucking bleak
No. 166764
File: 1703009934750.jpg (1.02 MB, 1080x2340, 1000004729.jpg)
>>166704a fupa-esque moid review of the bimbo sweater shay wants kek
No. 166789
File: 1703034086222.jpg (Spoiler Image,306 KB, 1447x1929, Mound.jpg)
>SEEEEEE??? i edited out my lil pussy lip slit & i literally look like a barbie doll omg [peeking through fingers emoji]
No. 166798
File: 1703038011809.png (72.3 KB, 1293x180, Tweet.png)
>>166790It’s a bit less ~*rAnDoM*~ when you read her previous Tweet.
No. 166800
File: 1703041356716.jpeg (623.1 KB, 1920x1200, looks like.jpeg)
>>166798It looks like this
No. 166801
File: 1703046339088.jpg (635.3 KB, 1080x1415, 344.jpg)
No new thread yet but Shay's flying out tomorrow. Her finding her pet's abandonment issues as cute boils my blood.
No. 166805
>>166801IMO she's super lucky mr pb hasn't seriously injured ribmeat while she's been gone. or the dog snapping at them or vice versa. Giving the pets separation anxiety and forcing them to manage themselves is such an
abusive and stressful situation for them. The heartless woman should just give them to a loving home but I don't trust her not to just give them to a degenerate like Dawn who'd rape them instead
No. 166806
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No. 166815
File: 1703074769040.jpeg (909.93 KB, 1473x4820, Tweets.JPEG)
While we wait.
No. 166823
File: 1703088627726.jpeg (281.22 KB, 1837x1229, IMG_8881.jpeg)
>>166822is this ok for threadpic?
No. 166825
File: 1703090521194.jpeg (471.28 KB, 828x3584, IMG_0151.jpeg)
more travel updates
No. 166839
>>166809that's what was on my mind, and we've seen evidence the cats occasionally have little spats meanwhile mr. pb is younger and stronger plus rib is the one who had to deal with the jealousy cats face when they grew up alone then get a sudden new cat in the house. Shay meanwhile doubled that jealousy down by being more interested in the younger cat which can also create a bad dynamic between the two if they know who's the favourite and one is insecure. Resentment against the retard also makes sense because cats and dogs don't naturally get along the best if they're not trained and raised for it
>>166829you're the best! the speed is appreciated, especially knowing the drudgework that is going through the threads for caps
No. 166884
File: 1703345603212.mp4 (9.91 MB, HELP ME RHONDA.mp4)
>>166883Merry Christmas, Nona.
No. 166904
File: 1703558049985.jpg (233.91 KB, 1294x917, 5’3” and under .jpg)
While searching for something else, I found picrel. I remembered Shayna was recently commenting on how short people have to remind everyone they’re short
>>>/snow/1935936 and thought it might be related. Sadly, it’s not. I think only my fellow Shaynatorium autists would understand.
No. 166923
>>166915good that you're going into positivity and I support that but do it for you, not out of any feeling you need to live up to anything for him. make sure you don't start this marriage off prioritizing him when he's already doing to be doing so, you need to advocate for you
I wish you lots of love and luck in the marriage
No. 166942
File: 1703810518802.jpeg (571.13 KB, 1080x2145, IMG_7288.jpeg)
grudolph the red nosed reindrunk
No. 166962
>>166930 nah I totally agree. Shayna is in a weird plateau where she’s boring. It’s not the first time. As a long time Shay watcher, she will be back to business eventually.
Anons just wanna cause problems. Infighting has been BAD on lolcow lately. We need a hell month not a week. One week esp dedicated to the Shay thread. I do think we have troons among us and always have had that tinfoil with anons in this thread. The defending of whores and porn sick scrotes is really weird. Idk if it’s lost Twitter born new fags, scrotes from kiwi who are fucking lost or troons. Though the Ricky/kiki obsessed spergs, apartment dox + email to her complex anon and the person who found her dad’s house on Zillow was weird. Idk who the anons that can’t resist to cause problems are but you suck.
>>166915 okay Kanye very cool
>>166881 yes but I wonder if that won’t stop her lmao
>>166956 the pandemic really broke board culture esp here. I think we have gotten a new Twitter influx. People who lurk on kiwifarms, won’t admit to it then found here and realized they can post is my tinfoil about it alas.
No. 166976
>>166962>Shayna is in a weird plateau where she’s boringWasn't she super boring before it was found out she and fupa were actually together up until their final real breakup? I'd actually left the threads around one of their breakups cause she wasn't visibly milky until I came back and caught up on milk knowing the modern facts. She sometimes is able to hide things for a while before huge deliveries of cream show up. And sometimes she's just a normal pedo-pandering whore
I wonder if she'll keep playing the baby even while ancient like we see old trannies do or if she's going to turn from "step-mom your age or younger than you" (that she's stopped acting recently I think) to "milf step-mom" and pass her misery on to the next wave of girls like Sarah. I guess it depends on what type of pedo she is
No. 166978
>>166976Oh yeah around then for sure. I would say post dawn when she moved out of her place was abit so-so. after she went to bum off that other sw (vivi?). General after thick cream or milk flow she tends to have this sort of thing happen so.
>>166964 I don’t remember if it was confirmed or just one of those things we as a shared brain dead collective decided tbh lmao
No. 166989
File: 1703990301175.gif (918.6 KB, 450x450, eeeeeeeeeee.GIF)
I don’t understand how some Nonas still don’t get Shayna is a fucking liar and a scammer. She manipulates her followers, some who follow her just due to her Tumblr “fame”, with sob stories, just like all the other e-whores and e-beggars. She’s not in a “shitty financial situation”, she never has truly been in one and probably will never be in one.
No. 166999
>>166995>Her videos on OF barely get 100 views and her OF is below 150 subskek. I think that OF is on the decline anyway. I don't mean to say that Shayna would be thriving otherwise. She got old & fat very quickly. But I am struck by how perfectly timed her decline has been with respect to online whoring trends of the late aughts. She got into tumblr nsfw content right when it was at its peak, when it was luring teen girls into sex work using 'aesthetic' porn. Then once tumblr banned porn, she hopped on onlyfans when it was still somewhat novel.
She doesn't have an ounce of business sense in her body, but she has unintentionally stumbled into one of the only times in history when she is able to make a living wage doing what she does. And she stumbled into it when she was still young and passably attractive to coomers.
I doubt that another e-whore conglomerate will come in save her. Who knows though. We live in a brave new world.
No. 167005
File: 1704099148451.png (122.94 KB, 1123x739, prophetess.png)
From thread 100 in February of last year
No. 167013
File: 1704154685024.jpeg (612.95 KB, 1170x1243, 1704153994589.jpeg)
I thought this was a edit of shayna when I saw it on the front page. Whoever this girl is I feel this is what shayna sees in the mirror kek.
No. 167014
>>167013>>167013Kek, that’s Jonny Craig’s (Dance Gavin Dance and Emarosa) ex-girlfriend, also a sex worker
and a bit of a loser.
No. 167020
File: 1704167566815.jpeg (260.23 KB, 750x652, F1026BB7-0C00-4CE6-98F2-015F96…)
the five likes is making me cackle. no one really gives a shit about her lol
No. 167037
File: 1704250601108.gif (7.23 KB, 150x150, quiggle_tyrannian_baby.gif)
Whoever posted the UC tyrannian quiggle in main thread ily
This neopet is more desirable and coveted than Shayna
No. 167098
File: 1704573471490.jpeg (533.94 KB, 559x1049, IMG_8373.jpeg)
I really hope that the restaurant she went with sugar dad is not where she goes for brunch. If she does she’s def not paying for herself (or she could be…). It’s like 65-88 depending on if you get 2, 3 or 4. Seems like a decently up scale place not remarkable but they have some good options. The cocktails are expensive. Like one is 76 dollars. Happy hour makes them slightly less expensive but not much. Most of her bill was on alcohol for herself and maybe sugar dad did but def not these cocktails.
Not the fanciest expensive place but def pricy. Girl needs to stop posting which restaurants she’s at or where she’s at in general. Not because of Moids but because every single time I have to urge to look at the menu or if she buys something guess how much it was.
Here’s the nifty mushroom mousse. The small is like 20 bucks, the medium feeds 2-4 people then the large feeds up to six and the lil fake planets are edible too. It’s just cool lol
No. 167103
>>167099You are right. I forgot to look at google maps from its location to Renton so. Makes sense.
Sugar dad must live in actual Seattle then
No. 167104
File: 1704598702859.png (1.12 MB, 779x793, bellevue.png)
>>167103Or she stays at a hotel with him. Both Ascend Prime Steak and Sushi and Earl's Kitchen + Bar are located closely together in the same area of Seattle, where there are also a fair number of hotels.
No. 167130
In the ot "No1curr" thread a nona asked a question,
"What do you think it's like being a cow whose had threads for years?" they brought up Shayna. I didn't want to sperg there so I'm doing it here.
>Imagine being shayna
>You were told you were special, you feel that way.
>You feel like you'll be famous!
>You'll be in a band! Or a become a famous weed blogger! You'll die at 27 and the world will weep!
>and you get some of that!
> It's called Lolcow.farm
>you have fame
>Yep! Almost every week there's a new thread about you!
>But it's full of insults and dissections!
>Oh and look! They are totally obessed with you!
>Obessed with calling you fat, ugly and at almost every few hours of the day, you KNOW someone is calling you a ugly failure pedo panderer.
>Oh you want to be famous! Well you are!
>Yes, your name rings bells!
>On Lolcow.farm! In almost any section of the site people know you! Everyone knows you! Because 9/10 they dislike you or they simply think you are boring & gross, But they know you…!
>And I'll win awards for being the best bimbo barbie baby!
>And you do! Almost every year, Lolcow Cow of the year!
>It's almost promised!
>People will care about you!
>And They do! They care that you post some embrassing shit they can mock.
>Dolly Mattel will become a household name!
>not yet! But guess what? your real name is attached to every single picture you've shared online since you started! When people google Shayna or Dolly Mattel there's so much results!
>People will on the edge of their seat to see what you are doing!
>So they can write paragraphs about how much of a dumb ass you are and how you are doing it all wrong!
I think it's very ironic that she wanted to be famous, talked about and obsessed over…and she got endless threads on a forum. I often do feel bad because damn, it has got to be stressful. She doesn't just drink because she's depressed over her life, but she probably blames it all on us.
In her mind if this site never existed, nothing bad would've ever happened and she'd be super famous.
Even though I think she'd just be slightly less stressed with more meltdowns, endless boyfriend posting, more beefs and she wouldn't feel the need to constantly say she's a good person.
She'd have more people in and out her life, with more of it online but nobody will really care except for the sex workers who see it.
No. 167137
>>167130kek that was me.
>I think it's very ironic that she wanted to be famous, talked about and obsessed over…and she got endless threads on a forum.It's a monkey's paw situation. She wished to become famous, the problem bing that she became famous only on lolcow.
No. 167140
>>167130This makes me think of the Watts family annihilation case. Shannan always had people she was texting with/talking to. I feel like Shay maaaaybe keeps in regular contact with Ellen but no one would really notice if she wasn’t texting them for a week. But we would notice immediately.
Fuck,
that’s bleak
No. 167150
>>167105Kek exactly. Food sounds good and I can’t stop thinking about the silly mushroom mousse but the thought of dining near Shayna killed my day dream.
>>167104 I buy it. A hotel would be the sanest option in terms of safety and in general. Yet, It wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility of her going back to a John’s place. I mean she already lets them come to her place so her being dumb enough to go to theirs. Ugh.
>>167140 the word bleak should have Shayna’s face next to it and a link to love in the dictionary I swear.
>>167130 hit a nail I didn’t even know was there
No. 167155
File: 1705160487526.png (1.44 MB, 877x1319, WZATtYl.png)
>>163964Shayna's skin is much too sallow and dull to wear such a warm, muted palette. She would look like a giant griege blob. I can see why you might think at first glance that these autumn colors would work for her, nona, but she desperately needs contrast to look alive. That's why she always looks best when she's wearing black. She has a marked cool, yellow (i.e. green aka olive) tone to her skin which is why she often looks grey without a tan. That can make styling difficult because it works best with a very limited palette that most definitely does not include bologna pink like you mentioned. In general, she should be avoiding most pinks, purples, and reds in addition to excessively muted tones.
No. 167156
>>167155>>163964I feel so embarrassed for nonnas that fall for this fashion astrology kibbe/colour season bullshit. It always comes out looking terrible. The colour season stuff gives me the vibe that it was designed during the time when women mostly wore a single dress is one overwhelming colour. That's the only time I could see it being 'accurate'. You can tell with your own eyeballs when something looks bad or good without setting up some arbitrary rulebook that never actually fits anyone.
Yes, Shayna looks like a pork leg in pink. The shit anons pick out instead never looks good. Who dresses in all beige except for jewel green? Or in the cold half of a kid's plastic paint palette? The only wearable colour in there is the dark purple. Blue is generally a wearable colour for most people, but the shade you've chosen looks so off from any colour that is normally found in clothes.
No. 167221
File: 1705444259959.jpg (5.01 MB, 3000x4200, damning evidence of my autism.…)
Chipmunk nona didn't deliver so I took the bullet for her and made the Shaypette
No. 167222
File: 1705447558756.png (33.65 KB, 275x275, 1703234270317.png)
>>167221PFFFFFFFFF
nonnie this is incredible kek. Bless you and all the Shartists. She looks like a hairless mole rat. The assne and coochie ingrowns. The neck/chest moles
>chefs kiss No. 167236
File: 1705503420651.jpg (155.43 KB, 1152x2048, Hair.jpg)
She needs to ditch the blonde and pigtails asap.
No. 167241
File: 1705512801154.jpeg (Spoiler Image,426.2 KB, 1012x706, 8F2D80CF-12F6-402D-B106-8F66A8…)
Double chin action
No. 167243
File: 1705518985285.jpeg (434.99 KB, 750x821, B1DCED14-C47E-4964-AE57-BC670E…)
i tried to post this earlier but the thread was locked
No. 167245
File: 1705520614239.jpeg (519.91 KB, 1170x1178, IMG_8592.jpeg)
There used to be an anon who posted her manyvid descriptions, I looked at her latest and I would spoon my eyes out but I don’t want that to be the last thing I read
No. 167247
File: 1705525487064.jpg (216.69 KB, 1170x1908, Cringe.jpg)
Every idea she has for porn seems at minumum 2 years behind.
No. 167253
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No. 167254
File: 1705529062839.gif (8.99 MB, 855x960, 780572FF-0981-4F92-ABB2-E1E34B…)
Shayna humping the camera
No. 167260
File: 1705573204500.jpeg (210.56 KB, 1170x483, IMG_0696.jpeg)
kek, the sheer cope
No. 167261
File: 1705573289133.jpeg (136.34 KB, 1170x338, IMG_0697.jpeg)
>>167256Her laziness is fucking astounding
No. 167265
File: 1705609507733.jpg (125.72 KB, 794x1022, Ham deluxe.jpg)
>>167251If nobody is currently making a thread I can do so in a bit, as her recent video is comically grotesque.
No. 167269
>>167265came here just for that.
I hope one of you sweet nonnies make one soon.
No. 167277
>>167265Please do! I'm suffering from serious Shay thread withdrawal kek
I'd make it myself, but I have no experience making threads and fear the redtext
No. 167286
File: 1705686370775.png (1.23 MB, 1086x775, IMG_1593.png)
>>167265Samefag, sorry I had a long work night, on it now. Have this autistic edit in the meantime.
No. 167289
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I've been rereading her threads from last year and I died all over again at Vivi revealing that Shayna had to have her ass boils lanced by a doctor.
No. 167294
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>>167290>>167286keeek you're right
No. 167301
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These jeans have to be causing her physical pain. Wtf. How did she get them on her body?
No. 167314
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It's weird that she's gone from dressing like a developmentally delayed adult to dressing like a lot lizard in her 40s in six months. She spent years stubbornly insisting that she was still a young skinny bimbo barbie baby and now she's dropped it for a moid because he buys her steak and sushi.
No. 167316
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>>167314I grew up around drunk people because my mom was an alchy and worked at a dive bar and I used to spend hours there after school and on holidays/weekends around drunk adults.
You would always get these pathetic middle aged women whose sexuality was their whole identity and their whole life revolved around being a pick me for loser alcoholic men. If they were fat their clothes were always too small. If they were thin having a 'hot body' was their whole identity and they wouldn't shut up about it. Shay you are giving me flashbacks of being 14 and some 50 something with her ass out in fishnet tights and a body suit wearing playboy bunny ears screeching and seething "at least I'm hot and skinny! You two are ugly and fat!" when me and my 9 year old brother were giggling at her.
This is how shay is honestly going to end up.
No. 167330
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>>167324I do wonder about the john. What type of moid is desperate enough to not only spend time and have sex with Shaynus but pay her to do so. I think she will slip up eventually and reveal who he is. She already posted his arm.
No. 167331
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I saw this picture in Celebricow and I look at Kanye's Wife situation and I can't help but think
>I bet this was Shayna thinks her life is like, getting treated like a sexy slab of meat by a "hot" older guy and flaunted while being "spoiled" and admired.
Meanwhile, this shit looks just as sorry and sad as Shayna, except she's flying around the world being abused and exploited, i bet everything she's wearing probably costs 5 times shays rent. She's not doing it for records, uggs and mall trips. Not that it's any better, it's the same shit, different level.
I always wonder how does Shayna see herself? Does she think that her lifestyle is glam? I wonder if she sees girls just starting out or complaining about not being able to get a scrote to do ANYTHING and thinks
>Ha ha I let a guy fuck my thighs and I get dinner and something from the mall!
>Ha! I fuck a guy and get a couple of hundreds.
Meanwhile, we are literally watching Kanye treat his wife like a object, exploiting her for his own sexual satisfaction and truly getting off on her humiliation.
I just know Shayna would trade spaces with her in a minute, thinking she can "handle it".
Not knowing Womack or someone's ugly husband isn't the same as a angry mentally ill controlling millionaire, that truly does see you as his property.
Not "Kink" not, uwu I'm yours, no he legit thinks you are his and treats you that way. No respect or love. You are his "Wife" or "Gf" but he treats you only slightly better than a actual prostitute. Shayna seems to think that men being sexually interested in her always turns into true feelings.
Like, "Oh eventually he'll want to be with me and abuse me in a kink way! He actually is obessed with me though!"
Shayna has been so lucky and I hope she stays lucky.
I'm starting to think the reason she is how she is because she's never dealt with TRUE scrote degeneracy that she couldn't handle/get over.
Sorry for the rant nonas, I hope this makes some kind of sense.
No. 167337
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>>167330Ive been tinfoiling for months that at least one of the Johns is this random guy she followed on instagram in the last year or so
No. 167346
>>167337Likewise
and I've been correct about all my shaylieves so far.
>>167342He does, Nona. He was briefly discussed here
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>>167337would make sense where the random lvl 1 furfag ears came from before her weekend with the John.
No. 167366
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stay away from Alice in Chains bicth!!!!!!!!
No. 167389
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>>167388If anyone else wants to add something
No. 167437
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Was inspired by a nonny in the main thread comparing shay's new horrorcow tier video to officer doofy from scary movie kek
No. 167438
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whenever this thread matches up with the background i laugh
No. 167483
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>>167482I report it every time I see it. It shouldn't be in the main thread, if anyone is that desperate to discuss Shayna's ass it can be done here.
No. 167488
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>>167482When she's edited into a pear/hourglass it makes her look worse and it somehow makes her face look more like Kiki's. Her slim, long legs are her only good feature.
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No. 167526
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Reposted to her Twitter. At least she's aware she wears skirts as belts.
No. 167612
Shayna brags about watching true crime and one time she made that weird tweet talking about how uncomfortable it is when she sees a serial killer/killer/abuser with the same "kink" as she has.
I wonder if she ever watched cases where couples or a man/woman team up to abuse a child I say this because in almost every case I've came across about this, it always includes something like
>Scrotes asks the woman to act underaged/like the underaged victim in bed.
Whenever a woman teams up with a scrote to commit these acts, it always starts/includes some kind of "UWU I'm a baby" roleplay. I watched a few where the woman knowingly wore the victimes clothes.
She never seems freaked out enough when scrotes reach out to her to ask her to "Say you are a certain age". She acts like it's an annoyance.
Ellen has already stole a pacifer of a child and posted it online on kink tumblr, so who knows what other shit she'd do for a man. Do you think it's because they don't CARE if these men are actually pedos? Or they are so retarded they truly think, "Everyone views it as just kink, they really don't want a kid! It's kink!"
Regardless, multiple pedos have reached out to Shayna and she's only doubled down.
I wonder how many times scrotes have requested Shay wear certain items or say certain things to mirror their actual irl victims/or childern they want to victimize.
Or even women.
It's truly vile when you think of the levels of this shit.
This is why it truly is pedo pandering. When shayna says, "Worry about the actual predators"
Well, you literally have them contact you. Some legit say, "hey pretend you are X age" and you do nothing.
You are fake dating one.
It's crazy how many of these cases involve DD/LG shit. Even the ones that include people who have already harmed childern, moids will have their adult lovers act out the shit.
How can she watch people with her "kinks" abuse and harm women but then write paragraphs about wanting to be kidnapped, raped and tortured? How can she let random scrotes into her home, while being a true crime fan? Is it legit retardation? I don't think she does this to "Self Harm". I think she rants about wanting to be treated like shit, because she knows if she sexualizes her depression/pain scrotes will actually read it.
Does she just not care? Or does she think "it'll never happen to me?"
Sorry if this is too triggering to any nona, I just watched another video which again, included DDLG roleplay in bed, it's an obvious important factor.
No. 167616
This might be a fat-cope, but I'm wondering if anyone else feels the same way.
Does anyone else think Shayna isn't fat at all? And just hates her because of her personality /history /thoughts /opinions /every other aspect of her shitty existence? I mean, I'm not saying people can't clown her for ballooning up over the years, but some people go way overboard and make her out to be a landwhale or something. Plus there are a ton of gross coomers into every body shape. Fuck, I mean, feeders are whole thing. People act like Shayna's body is somehow ruined and no man would ever want her. Men don't want her because she is fucking retarded, gross, has no morals, will back stab and use you, and is just a generally shitty person to be around, not because she got chubby.
No. 167620
>>167616Shayna isn't a "Landwhale" (I hate that term) but she's chubby/fat. I say this as a fatty myself, I think she's averagely fat, plus she went from being skinny to moon faced, to now this. Her body just isn't nice and I think that makes her look fatter.
She has a stomach pooch, a wide ass back and belly, with fat front legs, negative ass, no hips and lopsided breasts.
She shows more belly and legs than she ever did when skinny.
No. 167622
>>167620and if she was a normal woman who cares, but her whole job is her looks/body, yes there's fatter women who have coomers, but I can promise you those women APPEAL to men who like fat women. Shayna is trying to appeal to men who like young (ew) looking women, who act like babies/Barbie/Bimbo.
She does not fit that. if she was pandering to moids with a fat fetish then she'd probably have a lot more fans.
No. 167624
>>167621Honestly, you might be right. Thanks ladies for talking some sense in me. I think I'm getting fooled by Shayna's strategic posing and photoshop. Honestly her thighs alone in the /shay/ background kind of shocked me into questioning my own opinion.
>>167623Agree. Some farmers act like a coomer's attention has value. kek
No. 167641
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This guy has been actively replying under her posts for the past couple days. Anyone speculate if he's a john shes going to meet up with or just another delusional moid? He's claiming to try and swoon her over with drinks.
No. 167648
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found a reddit post about a woman who had to turn to sex work after losing everything in her life, this part gave some insight into shays descent into fssw
No. 167651
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reminded me of fupa
No. 167674
>>167651I thought that
was fupa for a second.
No. 167676
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shay please i beg you to go to this you would fit right in
No. 167677
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>>167676kek, unironically she should as a "body positive sex worker"
they already have a fatty burlesque speaker who is holding a "burlesque lesson" on one of the days, a "sexologist", and a dominatrix who i think is a troon. she'd totally fit in kek, from being called a nazi on tumblr to platformed by libfems as an online sex work "expert"
also she could finally find clothes that fit!
No. 167682
>>167678I think she does at times,but not much anymore. If she does i think she does so to scan and see of any nona is doing weird shit (implying they may reach out to someone around shay) I don't think she cares if we call her a pedo, or whatever. I think it bothers her more that we don't think she's attractive. I remember when she'd bitch about the thread she'd always say weird things like
>they try to convince themselves I'm ugly>they post ugly pictures to act like I'm uglyAs if she cannot truly believe that some nonas really think she's unattractive. I think she only cares when shit leaves lolcow and gets on Twitter.
She didn't even seem to freak out when her step sister was posted, she only cares if I reaches Twitter then she melts down. Lately I do not think she reads the threads at all.
No. 167685
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>>163871hope shat enjoys pandering to the most depraved, dangerous & misogynistic men out there
No. 167686
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>>167678She does. Over the years there's been things that she's said on twitter that are seemingly a response to what has been discussed in her threads. When she had a discord that farmers had access to, she used to vent about her threads all the time.
I also suspect that she gets drunk and tells other people about it because having a thread on LC is her only claim to any form of notoriety outside of her tumblr famous days which are long gone.
>>167683I think her step-sister is a significant cause of her daddy issues. It must really chap her Hank Hill ass that her step-sister is everything she wants to be and isn't.
No. 167693
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Someone posted this and this is how I think Shayna thinks she looks when she's in her retarded outfits (and also like a child/teen ew).
No. 167694
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>>167693hopefully a more talented Nona can clean this up or make a better version. I don't know how to make the hair look
decent. Yes I know it looks like shit kek.
No. 167697
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I couldn't help but notice and laugh at how small his hand is compared to her thigh in all the worst ways. Picrel doesn't actually show her ass but spoilered anyways. Shayna sometimes might not seem as big when posed and in some costumes but when she's next to someone it's so starkly obvious just how massive she is. Especially if she's pretending to be "smaller"
No. 167711
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Potential new thread pic 1/2
No. 167712
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Potential new thread pic 2/2
Either one would be great lol
No. 167713
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hey can we all talk about this fucking monkey??? sorry if i missed it this is my first check-in at the shaynatorium but i'm losing my entire mind. this broke me.
No. 167717
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>>167713It looks like it's in some kind of personal hell where it's been condemned to spend the rest of it's existence seeing fat homely sex workers shit themselves in diapers. The only emotion it's now capable of is distressed bewilderment.
>>167716>how ugly it isIt's ugly but it fits the old house aesthetic that they're going for. Monkey toys with plastic faces were popular in the 50s and 60s.
No. 167726
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Not sure if bad editing on her part or her stretching as much as she can, but her attempting to have an ass is just making her look even fatter than she already is.
No. 167729
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Waiting on the new thread like
No. 167730
>>167729Shayna genuinely looks like she smells, like slightly stinky clothes, weeds and I know her breath smells, especially since her lips and tongue look so horrific. I know nonas think she smells and make fan fiction about why moids don't say hard, but I just think she gets with moids who are the lowest of low quality.
I mean, the average porn scrote is low quality level 10, but the ones shay gets with are low level -10. SO they probably have issues getting hard and Shayna isn't going to work hard to get their dicklets hard.
I say this to say, I think Shayna breath and Clothes probably stink, not her. I think she just throws on whatever looks clean and does a "Sniff" test and she may be nose blind to her own funk.
No. 167735
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>>167694how is this for threadpic?
