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Michael Cera as Sol Salvatore
No. 165959
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Stanley Tucci as Baldi Gaysics
No. 165960
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Lizzo as Puppikumma
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Jessica Sula as Sophie
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Kek amazing thread
John C Reilly as that one sissification guy she had in a video wearing the weird mouth gag
No. 165963
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Bronson Pinchot as Ricky Delgado
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John Goodman as the Dad
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Chloe Bennet as her Stepsister
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>>165962Oh my lord coomer eraserhead kek
David Spade as Sol Salvatore
No. 165967
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Lmao I love this thread
Woody Harrelson as greyhair
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Jessica Szohr as Kiki
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Rob Schneider as coomer eraserhead
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Love this thread!
Emma Myles as one of the Strictmoor Academy girls.
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Susan Sarandon as Strictmoor’s Jackie Kennedy
>>165967KEK
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>>165976>strictmoores jackie Kennedy KEKKKK instantly knew who you were talking about
Julia Garner as skinny/young Shay
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Lorraine Bracco as Sarah Gregory
No. 165979
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Deryck Whibley as Josh Topkek
No. 165982
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lena dunham as ellen
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>>165957Fat Jonah Hill as Kyle Nathan Perkins aka Fupapa
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James Spader as Scott Hancock
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>>165995Fat Seth rogan as Shane Sonnier
No. 165997
>>165996KEK
>>165995Nooo he was so hot back in the day, he’s old and bald but Scott Hancock needs to be played by someone with more goblinesque features
No. 165999
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Rihanna as Kiki.
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KEK I LOVE THIS THREAD! Shays dad will be casted as Alec Baldwin. Real ones remember the voicemail this man left his 11 year old daughter calling her an “awful selfish pig”
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womack
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>>166011Liv Tyler kek. It’s no shade to Liv, it’s just way harder to find ugly female actresses compared to ugly ass moid actors. But I feel like she has the long face + the bangs
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>>166006EW I could totally see it anon I was looking for an actor to play him .
Shailene Woodley as Shayna but she’d have to gain some weight and style herself in a more haggard way like Charlize Theron did in Monster.
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>Alicia- We use her at her current age (She's pretty) but we give her deep forhead wrinkes, fake teeth,, dark roots, she can play young shayna or in an alternative universe young her can play Shayna from the Fupaul era and then older her can play shayna (With make up/special effects) as current Shayna.
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I think JohnTravolta in drag could play Ellen
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womack
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america ferrera as kiki
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Siobhan Fallon Hogan as Miss Bernadette
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Jack Nance as Shayna's horse-mouthed sub
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Hannah John-Kamen as Kikicali
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Natalie Cassidy as fat shay
No. 166132
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Seth Rogen as fupaul
No. 166133
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Steven buscemi should totally go bald and play that Micky mouse voiced guy that punched shay in the face.
No. 166134
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Rumur Willis should play Ellen
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Danny Devito should play the dad who wanted shay to wear more black
No. 166137
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Thorah Burch should play a bratty pixie
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Jenna Ortega should play Shay's step sister
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Melanie Lynskey as Shayna
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Kate Dickie as Grandma Gregory(shoutout to nona who brought it up that she looks like Lysa Arryn in the main thread kek)
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As Sarah
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>>166021She would have to look like this in the movie
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Chris Daughtry as Gaysics
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Why has nobody said Amy Schumer for Shay?
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As Kiki
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Tommy Lee Jones as her dad
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Greyhair
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Cinderella Story Jennifer Coolige as fat Shayna
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Paul Dano as Shay's brother
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Christina Ricci As Vivi
No. 167953
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Ed Sherman as Mr Peanut Butter
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>>167953The movie is a musical sung and narrated by Ed Sheeran as Mr Peanut butter about Shay's life from his perspective.