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No. 162131[Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.
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No. 170072

>>170062
>>170063
this is self harm

No. 170074

>>169997
The amount of people obsessed with hating how shat looks is so weird. being so dedicated to heating a random that you feel the need to hit new reply to some stupid comment about another totally random woman is remarkable.

No. 170082

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Shayna shoving a large dildo in Kiki and she looks disgusted by it.

No. 170083

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>>170082
Another image

No. 170116

>>170082
The watermark is so stupid



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No. 158286[Reply]

Post your shaydits, photoshops, face apps and possible thread pics here!
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No. 169966

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Tried fixing her while keeping it still somewhat recognizable as her

No. 170057

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Shay when she gets old unless she starts doing different drugs

No. 170060

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I got face tune
grabs Shay’s face
“You know you don’t need at that, right?”
Wipes off makeup as much as the app will let me
Helps her put on a plain white t shirt
She sheds a tear
“I know baby…I know.”
>I am beautiful no matter what they say
>Words can't bring me down

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No. 170066




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No. 157750[Reply]

Nona, Nonnie and Nonita get in here and let's tall about your favorite totally more then like true Shayfoil (tinfoil aka Titfoil). They try to silence the truth but they don't know the truth!
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No. 169302

>>169295
Noodle would probably find another home. I'd be more concerned about Rib because she's the oldest and doesn't like other animals.

No. 169413

Does anyone else suspect that Shayna's john that she's living with is a feeder?

No. 169522

shayna broke up with ellen that's why she's extra broke and extra moody now

No. 170038

so we definitely think shays back to smoking weed/dabbing daily again right? she quit briefly a few times in the last few years, but all the unexplained sickness and hospital visits HAVE to be CHS episodes. i think she just doesn't tweet about it anymore cuz her coomers probably were pointing out that she keeps getting sick from the weed. also shes embarrassed that we call her out on it too. shes always looking zooted af with red eyes in her pics. its honestly sad cuz she was diagnosed with CHS back when she was in high school or right after? so its wrecking her body for so many years. many people have died from complications from it. basically your body just shuts down from the dehydration and your organs can fail.

No. 170041

shay collects frequent flyer miles



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No. 157733[Reply]

This shaylebration would not be complete without honoring our bratty bimbo in motion!! Plus I need more Shay reaction gifs.

Please share!
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No. 158010

>>157982
>uh oh… stinky.

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No. 24354[Reply]

Need assistance quitting a bad habit? Use Shay as your inspiration? Hold each other accountable here!
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No. 169999

new year, same shit. been posting on this thread for two years now. shayna/this thread inspired me to quit in 2023, i spent 2 months sober, relapsed, spent 3 months sober, relapsed in the fall, spent the whole winter smoking, then quit again in spring and was able to spend 6 months completely off weed and dabs! but sadly i relapsed again in the fall and i also developed a drinking problem. ive been trying to quit drinking off and on since october but to no avail. im not the typical alcoholic because i dont drink every day and i dont really think about it much (with weed/dabs i think about it constantly and smoke all day every day), but when i do drink im a total binge drinker. so im quitting dabs and alcohol right now. im a daily dabber and hardly smoke flower so my tolerance is ridiculously high and i get withdrawals really bad. so i started by only taking 3-4 dabs a day and much smaller dabs than i was taking, and supplementing between with flower until i ran out of dab, then did flower only for a day or two, and then went cold turkey off it. i would've maybe done flower for longer but i have suspected CHS and it makes me throw up every time i try smoking it. so today i now have 2 days off weed, and 3 off drinking!!! i do plan on drinking again in the future after my break but not as often and not as many as i was drinking. i find i have a tolerance for alcohol too but whenever i take time off drinking like two beers gets me drunk instead of like 6. so here i am trying to get sober again, maybe this time for good. i would really like to never go back to smoking cuz it makes me feel so horrible but every time shit gets rough i wanna substance abuse lol. so wish me luck nonas! and good luck to anyone trying to get sober or stay sober today!

No. 170002

Here to celebrate 3 months without weed, I had gone 3 years without it then smoked for 2 weeks straight before I realized I was just smoking and smoking while waiting to start having a good time. Then I’d get annoyed I wasn’t having a good time kek. Still haven’t had alcohol in 3 years.
>>169999
Congrats anon! The first week is truly the hardest. If you have an obsession with weed, some of the Alcoholics Anonymous techniques really changed my life. The people in the meetings can be lame and the book thumping is overrated, I did it out of fear mostly. Idk if you have a spiritual connection, but it was the main help to me. Doesn’t have to be anything you don’t want it to be. Congrats and cheers to your journey!

No. 170013

>>169999
welp i smoked off someone elses dab pen the last two days, but tbf its mostly because my dumb ass got a nicotine vape (i have a mad oral fixation) and it was making me hella nauseous to smoke it and then i craved weed to even me out. i gave it away last night so hopefully i can stay sober now. i didn't smoke for 8 days before i got the nic vape.

No. 170014

>>170013
You can by liquid for vapes that doesn't contain nicotine. If you are going down the vaping route, I would recommend getting one with a refillable tank instead of buying disposables because it's significantly cheaper.

No. 170035

>>169999
>>170013
a week off smoking and i'm already noticing a huge difference in my mental and physical health! i'm not eating so much, i can think straight, i'm less tired, it's really awesome.



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No. 158291[Reply]

Here you can post lyrics.

I'll post some from the Shaynatorium.
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No. 170012

When you walk in the fetcon
And you dressed like a hoe
Rockin' your F me pumps

And the men notice you
With your michael kors bag crew
Can't tell who he's lookin' to

Cuz you all look the same
Everyone knows your name
And that's your whole claim to fame

Never miss a night
Cuz your dream in life
Is to be a divorced dads wife
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No. 170016

>>170012
>>170012
>You can't sit down right
>Cuz your jeans are too tight
>And you're lucky it's ladies night
This made me laugh ty nonna I don’t know what song that’s suppose to be but it was amazing

No. 170017

>>170016
thats the actual lyric! amy winehouse "f me pumps" one of her best songs i recommend you go have a listen.

No. 170018

>>170017
Oh really? Haha it suits Shayna very well I thought it was a parody I’ll have to listen ty!

No. 170019

>>170012
kek amy winehouse mentioned. this song fits her so well



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No. 162408[Reply]

Post public figures that you have come across who look like/remind you of Shayna
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No. 169960

>>169958
I actually thought this was a screenshot of a porn she did with her with one of the pool moids KEK

No. 169972

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Shayna if she was a pop star

No. 169973

>>169701
That’s so funny. I’m cackling I’d talk about it with you if I could kek

No. 169974

>>169972
Someone in the main thread once said that Sabrina Carpenter is just Shayna if she were rich and had industry connections and I can totally see it

No. 169975

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>>169974
I can see Shayna doing this type of shit. Kek especially in front of minors



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No. 162279[Reply]

Our queen has so many great faces that can perfectly convey our emotions online
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No. 168912

Damn, it is crazy to look at all the old pics upthread and see how much life has left her eyes in the space of 4-5 years.
It's not just that she got fatter/uglier. She can hardly even open her eyes anymore. And even when she does there's nothing behind them. Just zooted 24/7.
Pics like these >>162513 don't even look like the same person as >>162420 and >>162311 and >>162309
Her soul is gone.

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No. 169705

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When you don't have enough money for the seafood boil

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No. 169967

>>162489
>>162888
This is insane



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No. 167793[Reply]

Lets discuss the "what ifs"?
>What If Shayna never met Fupaul
>What if Shayna was never tumblr famous?
>What if Shayna was raised by a single parent?
>What if Shay was a only child?
>What if Shayna was Vegan?
>What if Shayna never had the breast implant
>What if Shay's relationship with her family was better?
>What if Shayna was born Shane?
>What if Shayna was a lesbian?
>What if Shayna never entered sex work?
>What if Shayna was still thin?
>What if Shayna was born another race?
>What if Shayna was a red head?
>What if Shayna was a horse girl?
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No. 169841

>>169839
I think she'd at least be on Kiki's level of "success" as far as getting signed to agencies and weight loss goes, plus she probably wouldn't have to live in that moid's basement anymore. She'd also probably feel herself way more as both a "bimbo" and "baby," although with weight loss, aging, and her general unhealthy/ sedentary lifestyle I have a strong feeling she'd sport that haggard, gaunt look, which might be easier for her to cope with than being fat. Though who knows as she's not a natural beauty even while skinny, and it could very well bring out her awkward giraffe stature and other undesirable features.

No. 169895

What if she had never gotten fat? Would she still be a complete failure, or would the repetitive porn, botched boobs and insistence on doing the pink Tumblr ddlg shit that was trendy a decade ago have still caused her porn "career" to fail?

No. 169896

>>169895
Her decline might have been slower because she would have been able to keep up the ~uwu baby bimbo barbie~ LARP for longer. I don't think it would have stopped her from failing because fat or thin, her "content" has always been low effort slop in an overcrowded market.

No. 169897

>>169895
She wouldn’t be as broke but her porn would still suck

No. 169944

>what if shayna was another race
black stoner shayna would go down the gangsta swag rather than hippie-grunge aesthetic route, and then her barbie baby bimbo aesthetic would instead be spoiled stripper hustler. shed look ghetto instead of looking like white trash. instead of tumblr private snapchat sex work, shed be a stripper and probably start prostituting irl faster. shed pretend to like biggie smalls instead of dad rock and want to land on a rich rapper. shed date her pimp and maybe a bunch of low-life wannabe rappers, instead of dating wannabe male pornstars and sissies. she wouldnt get into abdl because thats white people shit. shed get a bbl instead of a boob job.



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No. 158187[Reply]

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No. 168816

It just baffles me that she thinks the next dick or spanking video or whatever is going to thrust her into fame, you'd think she'd grown out of that shit.
I don't think se feels that strongly about it now, but i know it's in the back of her mind.
>Doing my first Boy/Girl will really go viral!
>Prositution will really help me advance my career and I'll get a sugar daddy who will spoil me endlessly!
It's like girl…her whole, "I'm so special" shit is weird. I used to feel that way until I turned 19 and realized i'm not "Special" i'm just retarded.

No. 169799

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i forgot about this or did not see it

No. 169928

As someone who once had a roommate who expected me to watch their behavioral-issue, ugly, untrained pets for free, Shayna really pisses me off. Why are these people picking up her animal’s shit for her and letting her drive their car? Seriously, what’s going on? I don’t understand this arrangement.

No. 169931

she got into my dream last night and was retard screeching during a business event i was throwing

No. 170054

>>163516
>she thinks she's above it

The only thing Shayna thinks that she's above is working a shitty, minimum wage job. at this point, she's done regular p*rn with several disgusting looking men. It's just so uncomfortable to behold. I have no idea what's going through her head or how she doesn't feel repulsed by all of it. Guess when you've been new repulsive men for almost 10 years, it's all pretty normal. vom



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