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Things Shayna does that annoys you Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 04:08:34 AM No. 158187 [Reply]

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Anonymous 11/23/23 (Thu) 08:54:13 PM No. 166259

Her terrible financial decisions. How are you going to come online and cry about how you can't afford to visit your family on Thanksgiving but in the past few weeks have blown hundreds on drinks, brunch, paying for upgraded seats and overweight luggage? In the past month she's publicly posted about spending ~$800 (including the flight to lonestar) which should definitely be enough for a roundtrip flight. If she really wanted to be there for the holidays, she would.

Anonymous 11/24/23 (Fri) 01:51:14 AM No. 166261

>>166259
exactly. and not only will she not purposely save to spend time with her family, but she’ll shill her pussy and asshole and do the most embarrassing shit for pennies to raise money for the most meaningless shit yet couldn’t be arsed to do one of her emergency sales to raise $200 to go. She didnt even beg for money this time she was just kinda like “darn! it really sucks!” to save face

Anonymous 01/02/24 (Tue) 02:38:28 PM No. 167029

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this is from 2021

Anonymous 07/02/24 (Tue) 06:36:26 PM No. 168816

It just baffles me that she thinks the next dick or spanking video or whatever is going to thrust her into fame, you'd think she'd grown out of that shit.
I don't think se feels that strongly about it now, but i know it's in the back of her mind.
>Doing my first Boy/Girl will really go viral!
>Prositution will really help me advance my career and I'll get a sugar daddy who will spoil me endlessly!
It's like girl…her whole, "I'm so special" shit is weird. I used to feel that way until I turned 19 and realized i'm not "Special" i'm just retarded.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:56:02 PM No. 169799

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i forgot about this or did not see it

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Fatspo Anonymous 05/27/23 (Sat) 02:34:00 AM No. 162962 [Reply]

Post before & afters, or just pictures of Shaymu looking particularly portly.

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Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:33:39 AM No. 169881

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No curves, no shape, just width.

Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:35:40 AM No. 169882

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Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:39:26 AM No. 169883

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Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:40:32 AM No. 169884

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Anonymous 04/29/25 (Tue) 10:41:07 AM No. 169885

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Vintage Milk Anonymous 04/15/23 (Sat) 02:46:36 PM No. 161616 [Reply]

Are you rereading old threads? Discuss landmark vintage milk in this thread.

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 10:21:29 AM No. 169343

>>168821
She really didn’t/still doesn’t have a real friend in the world, because I know if at 20 I told my friends I was moving to bumfuck OK to be with my divorcee daddy dom tumblr boyfriend they would lock me in my room and keep me there until I missed my flight. Where the fuck even were her parents during this saga?

Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:23:05 AM No. 169369

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>>169043
necromancer and her undead thrall

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 12:59:32 AM No. 169523

>>169077
this is so fucking funny i can't believe it flew under the radar

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 08:17:37 PM No. 169785

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Was rereading the old threads and saw this, she says she wouldn't marry a pig yet dated one (fupa), how ironic
Taken from thread #54 >>/snow/982396

Anonymous 02/17/25 (Mon) 03:06:08 PM No. 169801

>>169785
willfully misinterpreting her. she likes ugly men, but is saying cops (pigs) are untouchable and unfuckable for her ~woke points~

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How would you repair Shayna’s life? Anonymous 04/05/23 (Wed) 10:48:26 PM No. 158673 [Reply]

If you were to wake up as her one day, or simply were allowed to make changes into her life, how would you get her life back on track? Where would you start? What steps would you take?

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Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 07:44:22 PM No. 169687

>>169685
Found the ugly tard who can't dress herself

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 11:38:10 PM No. 169691

>>169685
Go fuck yourself, I like anons' responses to the creative writing prompt. >>169684 painted a kind, soft, and even Hallmark-esque life that contrasts well with Shayna's bleaque, stubborn downspiral. It's like the hooker edition of The Little Matchgirl

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 02:54:05 PM No. 169703

>>169684
I can’t believe some of you retards took this greentext shitpost seriously lmao

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 11:59:52 PM No. 169718

>>169684
I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes. Some good ole' greentext.

Anonymous 01/30/25 (Thu) 03:38:09 AM No. 169729

>>169684
Obsessed w this

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Shay-fluenced Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 06:59:03 PM No. 162176 [Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!

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Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 07:51:06 AM No. 168030

>>168020
NTA but you’ve made me want to upgrade from my Orabrush. Is there a specific brand/metal you’d recommend or does it not matter?

Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 11:05:47 PM No. 168033

>>168030
I honestly got the cheapest 2 pack off amazon with decent reviews lol. I'd personally just recommend making sure it's made from either copper or stainless steel so it's easily cleaned and non-rusting and recommend the design in the original picrel. I see some that are looped and have just one handle which imo seem not as good a design but that's personal preference probably.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 10:23:09 PM No. 169598

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it was so good

Anonymous 01/13/25 (Mon) 01:49:16 AM No. 169715

>>167424
i was actually going to post that i tried my first espresso martini a couple months ago because of shat. it was fine, but i'm not sure why she's so obsessed with them. pretty sure i've been shayfluenced to eat something else, but i won't remember now

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 12:53:48 AM No. 169835

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>>169715
I'm broke so I just got an espresso martini mix that was on sale and mixed it with some white rum and it was disgusting the first time I drank it but it has since grown on me. If you're drinking an espresso martini made with good quality sweetener and not something that's artificial like what I think I got it'll probably be delicious. It feels weird to say this but I guess she did influence me since I got the mix because I wanted to see what it tasted like. It's pretty good

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Comedian fart pics Anonymous 04/06/23 (Thu) 09:13:04 PM No. 160423 [Reply]

I've noticed nonas made a few of these kek

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Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 11:17:48 PM No. 167492

>>167490
I'm pretty sure Ellen hangs out here. Either her or that obese goth cow.

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 04:34:05 AM No. 167495

kek at fridgechans coping in the comedian fart pic thread

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 02:21:25 AM No. 167510

>>167495
Ellen is the one coping. Not even shay likes your big ass that much.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 11:07:43 PM No. 169396

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fresh fart

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:42:03 PM No. 169707

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Quitting Weed with Shayna/Shaycountability Thread Anonymous 04/01/23 (Sat) 01:20:07 AM No. 24354 [Reply]

Need assistance quitting a bad habit? Use Shay as your inspiration? Hold each other accountable here!

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Anonymous 12/08/24 (Sun) 04:03:48 AM No. 169661

relapsed on weed 3 weeks ago and i feel shitty about it but its winter in my area and the snow is so bad and its so cold and i feel like its the only way i can cope. this happened last winter too. hoping to get sober in the spring again….

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 01:54:29 AM No. 169670

>>169570
Congrats nona!!
>>169661
Do hot showers help at all? A space heater, a sun simulating lamp…sorry for your sad winter. I get the same way when it gets cold and dark too. Exercise helps get you the same chemicals weed releases, plus more outside time if you run/walk.

Anonymous 12/11/24 (Wed) 04:14:53 PM No. 169674

first day trying to quit again because my mom found the zaza pipe. my short-term memory has gotten so bad i left it there in the backyard for everybody to see lmfao. she's started to treat me like an addict and wanting to have The Talk with me but i refuse i'm fucking 23 and i buy this shit with my own money despite being a NEET. it made me feel so pathetic and reminded me of what little control i have in my life so i decided to quit. i'm a daily smoker and weed wasn't doing anything to solve my boredom so i hope it's for the better.

Anonymous 12/15/24 (Sun) 09:05:42 PM No. 169678

>>169674
Who gave you the money

Anonymous 12/28/24 (Sat) 12:05:08 PM No. 169688

>>169431
Fucked up but trying again. New year, new me. Shayna give me strength.

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Styling Shay 12/07/24 (Sat) 09:55:01 PM No. 169660 [Reply]

How would you style Shayna to make her look better?
The main thread is always full of people pointing out how the colours she likes clash with her skin tone and how she picks clothes meant for people with a completely different body type, but whenever people write about styles she would actually look good in the thread just devolves into infighting because certain people get really offended over mentioning style systems like Colour Seasons or Kibbe (if you dislike style discussion please scroll by this thread instead of trying to derail it with arguments about how you think style is stupid).
I'm interested in fashion and I've never seen anyone with a style that not only doesn't look good on them but also clashes with literally every one of their feature. Shay's style is so bad it's fascinating, and I would love to see what she'd look like with a hypothetical makeover.
Contain anything related to fashion/beauty/skincare autism here, such as:
>What colours would you put Shay in instead of ham pink?
>What clothes should she wear for her body type instead of ill-fitting clothes from Shein?
>How would you attempt to fix her cavernous forehead wrinkles and the giant walnut shells under her eyes?
>What hairstyle would suit her face shape better than bowl cut bangs and Shih Tzu hairdos?
>Are there any fashion styles that would look better on her than pastel DDLG or biker mom fits?

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 01:43:00 AM No. 169669

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She would look good in this colour palette. She looks her best in cool, bright colours.

Anonymous 12/10/24 (Tue) 06:25:15 PM No. 169672

>>169669
Shes not a winter, she does not have winter contrast even if she had her natural hair color

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SHAYNA COULD BE PRETTY Anonymous 10/15/24 (Tue) 02:27:01 PM No. 169422 [Reply]

All I did was give her bigger eyebrows and take off her gaudy makeup and fill her lips a bit and made her smile

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 08:30:54 PM No. 169591

>>169584
Somehow, you made her look even manlier kekkk. She's truly Yaniv's sister from another mister.

Anonymous 11/16/24 (Sat) 11:03:13 PM No. 169596

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I definitely don't think that shay is naturally ugly in terms of her physical features. I swear some of the nonas here are just gendies in disguise. "You dont look like a 13 year old uwu 5'3 anime girl with a huge round ass and extremely low WHR so you must be a man!"

I think with the right clothing and skincare and color palette and if she took care of and embraced her natural curly hair shay would be at least a 6/10.

She has that romanesque or mediterrean style of beauty.

She could even go for a more soft or feminine style if she kept to the right color palette and didnt choose cheap and unflattering clothes.

It's just that this Shein coquette look really doesn't suit her because she has a more refined and mature style of female beauty and she lives such an unhealthy lifestyle and completely neglects her body.

She reminds me of Celine Dion

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 12:26:20 AM No. 169599

>>169596
celine ma chérie i am so so sorry

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 09:24:02 PM No. 169602

>>169596
Apologise to Celine immediately.

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 01:32:05 AM No. 169667

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