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Taking It To /shay/ Thread Vol. 1 Anonymous 11/27/24 (Wed) 06:11:20 PM No. 169617 [Reply]

A place of refuge to go when the fun-hating, terrible, takes-the-small-amount-of-power-she-has-and-abuses-it farmhand red-texts content in the main thread. Be free nonas! No mods or farmhands allowed to participate.

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Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 04:48:52 PM No. 169919

>>169917
Any prehistoric shat screenshot/relics to share?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:33:46 PM No. 169920

Anyone working on the new thread?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:46:51 PM No. 169921

>>169920
I was going to make a new thread but I'm sleep deprived and will probably fuck it up.

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 05:52:55 PM No. 169922

>>169921
Fuck it, I'll take the risk.
Does anyone have suggestions for a thread pic?

Anonymous 05/09/25 (Fri) 06:46:10 PM No. 169923

>>169922
Done. New thread
>>>/snow/2116173

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Shaylusions Anonymous 06/28/24 (Fri) 12:10:31 PM No. 168781 [Reply]

Post screenshots of Shay being delusional or just making up massive lies.

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Anonymous 08/21/24 (Wed) 06:11:52 PM No. 169300

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Thinking people attribute her "success" to being pretty

Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 04:58:14 AM No. 169311

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Anonymous 11/09/24 (Sat) 01:06:43 AM No. 169563

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Anonymous 03/18/25 (Tue) 06:42:29 AM No. 169826

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Anonymous 05/02/25 (Fri) 01:28:51 PM No. 169894

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The Fashayion police: Shayna's worst outfit ever Anonymous 02/03/24 (Sat) 01:43:10 AM No. 167447 [Reply]

A thread for sharing Shay's biggest fashion disasters.

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Anonymous 07/12/24 (Fri) 01:28:52 PM No. 168919

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Anonymous 08/04/24 (Sun) 10:15:09 PM No. 169111

>>167886
>>167871
>>168361
>>168073
At least these fit her

Anonymous 09/20/24 (Fri) 09:53:56 PM No. 169383

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This outfit is objectively hideous and looks fresh out of the aliexpress box it was shipped in.

Anonymous 02/18/25 (Tue) 05:33:40 AM No. 169802

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Anonymous 03/26/25 (Wed) 06:57:41 PM No. 169832

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>>169802
This isn't cute, she just looks special needs.

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Shay Photoshop/Edit Thread Anonymous 04/03/23 (Mon) 05:09:31 PM No. 158286 [Reply]

Post your shaydits, photoshops, face apps and possible thread pics here!

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Anonymous 02/18/25 (Tue) 08:58:18 PM No. 169803

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Quick and rough, shitty shedit. Matched accessories would have at least made this outfit somewhat passable.

Anonymous 02/19/25 (Wed) 02:05:02 PM No. 169805

>>169803
Why did you give her clown shoes

Anonymous 02/20/25 (Thu) 11:30:42 PM No. 169806

>>169805
bowling shoes for her hidden talent kek

Anonymous 02/21/25 (Fri) 03:16:57 AM No. 169807

>>169803
kek, it does look like that. I was trying to add some pink detail to her shoes. She does own pink shoes as seen in
>>>/shay/168729

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 01:10:04 AM No. 169966

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Tried fixing her while keeping it still somewhat recognizable as her

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Vintage Milk Anonymous 04/15/23 (Sat) 02:46:36 PM No. 161616 [Reply]

Are you rereading old threads? Discuss landmark vintage milk in this thread.

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Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 06:23:05 AM No. 169369

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>>169043
necromancer and her undead thrall

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 12:59:32 AM No. 169523

>>169077
this is so fucking funny i can't believe it flew under the radar

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 08:17:37 PM No. 169785

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Was rereading the old threads and saw this, she says she wouldn't marry a pig yet dated one (fupa), how ironic
Taken from thread #54 >>/snow/982396

Anonymous 02/17/25 (Mon) 03:06:08 PM No. 169801

>>169785
willfully misinterpreting her. she likes ugly men, but is saying cops (pigs) are untouchable and unfuckable for her ~woke points~

Anonymous 06/01/25 (Sun) 02:58:28 PM No. 169968

>>169369
i laughed so hard to the point where i sounded like a lardy seal being being slapped around by geriatric daddies

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How would you repair Shayna’s life? Anonymous 04/05/23 (Wed) 10:48:26 PM No. 158673 [Reply]

If you were to wake up as her one day, or simply were allowed to make changes into her life, how would you get her life back on track? Where would you start? What steps would you take?

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Anonymous 12/25/24 (Wed) 07:44:22 PM No. 169687

>>169685
Found the ugly tard who can't dress herself

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 11:38:10 PM No. 169691

>>169685
Go fuck yourself, I like anons' responses to the creative writing prompt. >>169684 painted a kind, soft, and even Hallmark-esque life that contrasts well with Shayna's bleaque, stubborn downspiral. It's like the hooker edition of The Little Matchgirl

Anonymous 01/06/25 (Mon) 02:54:05 PM No. 169703

>>169684
I can’t believe some of you retards took this greentext shitpost seriously lmao

Anonymous 01/16/25 (Thu) 11:59:52 PM No. 169718

>>169684
I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes. Some good ole' greentext.

Anonymous 01/30/25 (Thu) 03:38:09 AM No. 169729

>>169684
Obsessed w this

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Shay-fluenced Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon) 06:59:03 PM No. 162176 [Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!

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Anonymous 03/16/24 (Sat) 11:05:47 PM No. 168033

>>168030
I honestly got the cheapest 2 pack off amazon with decent reviews lol. I'd personally just recommend making sure it's made from either copper or stainless steel so it's easily cleaned and non-rusting and recommend the design in the original picrel. I see some that are looped and have just one handle which imo seem not as good a design but that's personal preference probably.

Anonymous 11/19/24 (Tue) 10:23:09 PM No. 169598

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it was so good

Anonymous 01/13/25 (Mon) 01:49:16 AM No. 169715

>>167424
i was actually going to post that i tried my first espresso martini a couple months ago because of shat. it was fine, but i'm not sure why she's so obsessed with them. pretty sure i've been shayfluenced to eat something else, but i won't remember now

Anonymous 04/04/25 (Fri) 12:53:48 AM No. 169835

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>>169715
I'm broke so I just got an espresso martini mix that was on sale and mixed it with some white rum and it was disgusting the first time I drank it but it has since grown on me. If you're drinking an espresso martini made with good quality sweetener and not something that's artificial like what I think I got it'll probably be delicious. It feels weird to say this but I guess she did influence me since I got the mix because I wanted to see what it tasted like. It's pretty good

Anonymous 05/20/25 (Tue) 04:27:59 PM No. 169943

>>169835
nonnie is that churchill porcelain in the back?? good taste

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Comedian fart pics Anonymous 04/06/23 (Thu) 09:13:04 PM No. 160423 [Reply]

I've noticed nonas made a few of these kek

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Anonymous 02/04/24 (Sun) 11:17:48 PM No. 167492

>>167490
I'm pretty sure Ellen hangs out here. Either her or that obese goth cow.

Anonymous 02/05/24 (Mon) 04:34:05 AM No. 167495

kek at fridgechans coping in the comedian fart pic thread

Anonymous 02/06/24 (Tue) 02:21:25 AM No. 167510

>>167495
Ellen is the one coping. Not even shay likes your big ass that much.

Anonymous 10/01/24 (Tue) 11:07:43 PM No. 169396

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fresh fart

Anonymous 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:42:03 PM No. 169707

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Styling Shay 12/07/24 (Sat) 09:55:01 PM No. 169660 [Reply]

How would you style Shayna to make her look better?
The main thread is always full of people pointing out how the colours she likes clash with her skin tone and how she picks clothes meant for people with a completely different body type, but whenever people write about styles she would actually look good in the thread just devolves into infighting because certain people get really offended over mentioning style systems like Colour Seasons or Kibbe (if you dislike style discussion please scroll by this thread instead of trying to derail it with arguments about how you think style is stupid).
I'm interested in fashion and I've never seen anyone with a style that not only doesn't look good on them but also clashes with literally every one of their feature. Shay's style is so bad it's fascinating, and I would love to see what she'd look like with a hypothetical makeover.
Contain anything related to fashion/beauty/skincare autism here, such as:
>What colours would you put Shay in instead of ham pink?
>What clothes should she wear for her body type instead of ill-fitting clothes from Shein?
>How would you attempt to fix her cavernous forehead wrinkles and the giant walnut shells under her eyes?
>What hairstyle would suit her face shape better than bowl cut bangs and Shih Tzu hairdos?
>Are there any fashion styles that would look better on her than pastel DDLG or biker mom fits?

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 01:43:00 AM No. 169669

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She would look good in this colour palette. She looks her best in cool, bright colours.

Anonymous 12/10/24 (Tue) 06:25:15 PM No. 169672

>>169669
Shes not a winter, she does not have winter contrast even if she had her natural hair color

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SHAYNA COULD BE PRETTY Anonymous 10/15/24 (Tue) 02:27:01 PM No. 169422 [Reply]

All I did was give her bigger eyebrows and take off her gaudy makeup and fill her lips a bit and made her smile

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Anonymous 11/15/24 (Fri) 08:30:54 PM No. 169591

>>169584
Somehow, you made her look even manlier kekkk. She's truly Yaniv's sister from another mister.

Anonymous 11/16/24 (Sat) 11:03:13 PM No. 169596

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I definitely don't think that shay is naturally ugly in terms of her physical features. I swear some of the nonas here are just gendies in disguise. "You dont look like a 13 year old uwu 5'3 anime girl with a huge round ass and extremely low WHR so you must be a man!"

I think with the right clothing and skincare and color palette and if she took care of and embraced her natural curly hair shay would be at least a 6/10.

She has that romanesque or mediterrean style of beauty.

She could even go for a more soft or feminine style if she kept to the right color palette and didnt choose cheap and unflattering clothes.

It's just that this Shein coquette look really doesn't suit her because she has a more refined and mature style of female beauty and she lives such an unhealthy lifestyle and completely neglects her body.

She reminds me of Celine Dion

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 12:26:20 AM No. 169599

>>169596
celine ma chérie i am so so sorry

Anonymous 11/20/24 (Wed) 09:24:02 PM No. 169602

>>169596
Apologise to Celine immediately.

Anonymous 12/09/24 (Mon) 01:32:05 AM No. 169667

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meitu shay

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