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No. 167447[Reply]

A thread for sharing Shay's biggest fashion disasters.
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No. 168093

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I get second hand embarrassment looking at this image knowing she went outside dressed like this.

No. 168095

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No. 168113

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This fucking skirt. She has to wear it back to front to hide how tight it is on her. I don't understand her attachment to it when it's just a cheap denim skirt that she could replace with one in a larger size for $20 maximum.



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No. 162176[Reply]

Post about the times Shayna has influenced you to buy or try something new!
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No. 167427

>>164612
You can still enjoy some of that stuff. I'm 35 with 3 kids and I still enjoy cutesy kawaii shit, I just don't go overboard with it. So if I wear pink glittery jelly shoes with lettuce hem socks for example I'm wearing them with a more grown up looking midi dress and cardigan. You can still wear girly styles, just be careful about how you mix and match them and take photos of yourself in them so you can see how you look from an outside perspective.

No. 168015

>>167423
but why not just use your toothbrush though?

No. 168020

>>168015
I got the plastic thing at first cause the toothbrush doesn't get it as clean as it'd like plus I tend to gag on my toothbrush when I do it towards the back. The plastic tool vs the regular toothbrush is a mild upgrade but the metal is incomparable I'd say. You'd be seriously surprised how much you would be taking off, plus it's much quicker since it gets the whole tongue in one downward motion so you just have to repeat it a few times while rinsing your mouth between scrubs vs scrubbing around the tongue a few times with the smaller brush.

No. 168030

>>168020
NTA but you’ve made me want to upgrade from my Orabrush. Is there a specific brand/metal you’d recommend or does it not matter?

No. 168033

>>168030
I honestly got the cheapest 2 pack off amazon with decent reviews lol. I'd personally just recommend making sure it's made from either copper or stainless steel so it's easily cleaned and non-rusting and recommend the design in the original picrel. I see some that are looped and have just one handle which imo seem not as good a design but that's personal preference probably.



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No. 162131[Reply]

Thread for all of the side characters in the Shaynaverse.
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No. 168021

This whole Selina Berlin thing has 100% convinced me ellen is special needs. It's commonly stated ellen is a caretaker for her elderly parents, but i don't recall where that came from, do we know it for a fact? could it even be the other way around, that they're her caretaker(s)?
>>168010 Shay's mentioned ellen having friends over at her (shay's) place when she's out. Maybe ellen is hooking from shay's apartment? Just tinfoiling though.

No. 168025

Can a kind nona point me in the right direction of what thread Shayna disavowed Baldi Gaysics? I see this mentioned in the /snow/ thread but I must have missed when it happened and want to read about it kek

No. 168026

>>168025
Are you aware that the first post of the thread has an archive of all the previous threads and some threads have a note beside it marking eras of milk sagas? Including baldy gaysics aka kendoll

No. 168050

Why is it ok and not bannable to find out everything about ellen, but ricky was off limits bc its derailing and not about shayna? Honestly, whats the difference? Why is it ok to talk about some calves in her thread but not others?

No. 168070

>>168050
iirc ricky actually threatened legal response and most posts were (justifiably imo) doxing his place of work while talking about him which is what caused the extra shut down of conversations about him. one of the ways lolcow is able to avoid the same legal problems moidfarms gets is the fact that doxing is against the rules.



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No. 162981[Reply]

A place to share works of shayart featuring our beloved baby bimbo
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No. 167496

>>167474
kek perfect

No. 167549

>>167484
KEKKK thanks Nona. I’m glad I check the shaynatorium to see these

No. 167592

>>167484
It’s missing the pink nails

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No. 167985

>>167984
The Shaysquatch appearance in full force



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No. 165957[Reply]

Who would you cast in the movie based on the life of Shayna?
Lena Dunham as Shayna
Patricia Arquette as Ellen Degenerate
Adam Sandler as Ricky Delgado of Boulder, CO
Helen Mirren as Sarah Gregory
Madison Bailey as Kiki Cali
Zack Galifinackas as Fupaul

That’s who I would cast what about you?
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No. 167953

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Ed Sherman as Mr Peanut Butter

No. 167962

>>167953
Fucking lmao

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>>167953
The movie is a musical sung and narrated by Ed Sheeran as Mr Peanut butter about Shay's life from his perspective.

No. 167965

>>167964
Harry styles as Noodle and Robbie Williams as Ribmeat.

No. 167983

>>167952
Way too pretty and petite.



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No. 167793[Reply]

Lets discuss the "what ifs"?
>What If Shayna never met Fupaul
>What if Shayna was never tumblr famous?
>What if Shayna was raised by a single parent?
>What if Shay was a only child?
>What if Shayna was Vegan?
>What if Shayna never had the breast implant
>What if Shay's relationship with her family was better?
>What if Shayna was born Shane?
>What if Shayna was a lesbian?
>What if Shayna never entered sex work?
>What if Shayna was still thin?
>What if Shayna was born another race?
>What if Shayna was a red head?
>What if Shayna was a horse girl?
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No. 167865

Shane Leo Cliff would be a gross daddy dom, with a list of abused BPD women accusing him of abuse. He started on Justin.TV as a teen he'd badly play games and smoke weed shirtless. He gets big for smoking weed and making "aesthically pleasing" Streams where he smokes with friends. He's average faced, with a big strong nose, weak chin and beady brown eyes. He's the dirtest blonde you ever saw, with a wide back, narrow hips and a tiny hank hill ass.
He decides to become a sex worker when he turned 18 and saw how much attention people were getting on Justin TV for "thrist trapping". Plus a lot of "Women" were begging him to do Porn in his DM's.
So he becomes a sex worker who'd show off his small dick with huge fucking balls that are covered in razor bumps. He'd call himself the "Ken" of BDSM, and constantly pose and strain himself to look like he has abs and he's super attractive. He still streams on Justin.TV but has also moved to camsites.
When Justin.TV became Twitch, it became agaisnt TOS to be shirtless and do certain things Shane was doing, so he decides to move to Twitter full time as a sex worker.
He becomes skinny fat and has a beer belly and constantly be in girls Dm's, but because he's gross, a asshole and really dedicated to the "Daddy dom" lifestyle, he'd always end up in shit relationships. He's bisexual but clearly prefer women and uses butt plug, but never cleans properly and for some reason thinks that Women are the main ones watching him, when really he's gained the attention for OrangeFarms a gossip site thats for men, who laugh at him.
He's never done more then kissing a few scrotes and was a weird threesome relationship where the other scrote got the girl.
After a bad break up with Tanya aka Tay who is a baby mother, whose baby daddy hates her because she's gross and lets weirdos around the kids all the time.
They break up because Shane was mentally/physically abusive but claims it's "kink" and decided to "Out" Tay to her baby daddy for having him around.Both are fucked up people.
He decide to move to Seattle because Tay moved on and his mother, plus a old friend helped him. He rekindles with his "Best friend" and fake BF, from his "Edgy goff boy days".
Elliot is a femboy, 35 and super ugly and fat but desperete and lonely, he's also bisexual and super into Sam Smith because body postitivity.
Elliot really wants a girlfriend but they call eacPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

No. 167881

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>>167859
If Shayna was Shane she would 100% be a slappablejerk character

No. 167911

>>167881
That moid looks like someone Shayna would fuck on camera.

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what if he was dyslexic

No. 167951

>>167911
He’s actually kinda funny he parodies a lot of toxic moids and incel behavior. His skits are so realistic that they make you upset.



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No. 161616[Reply]

Are you rereading old threads? Discuss landmark vintage milk in this thread.
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No. 167782

>>167771
there was no need for you to post the image as proof, we would have all believed you without question

No. 167784

>>167781
>>167782
As vile as it is, it's what she herself retweeted and unfortunately this content gets spread around twitter on a daily basis. It needs to be archived because it proves that she is either a pedo or that she is willing to accept pedos if it gets her scrote attention.

No. 167789

>>167771
This one is for the “Shayna it’s not too late to change” crowd. Irredeemable.

No. 167791

>>167771
I wonder if she really looks at a girl that small and thinks “she’s literally me!”

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No. 163704[Reply]

Beautiful well put together girlies vs Shayna
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No. 167562

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The y2k girly look vs dumpy Oklahoma shaynus

No. 167599

>>167561
She needs to stop pulling low waisted items over the gunt, it's not helping the pussy boils I'm sure. Embrace the fat! You can't hide it when you attempt to scrape by financially by making bargain bin porn, we all know what's hiding behind the carefully placed arms and skirt belts.

No. 167606

>>167562
The fact that she wore this in public not once but twice…

No. 167611

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>>163711
Shaynus thinks she looks like that

No. 167705

>>167611
Haven’t seen this matronly coat make an appearance since her Ireland trip. She’s definitely too big for it now.



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No. 160423[Reply]

I've noticed nonas made a few of these kek
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No. 167490

>>167489
Nta but I don't understand this response at all kek. The picture of Shay has indeed been shopped to look like a more normal shape for a fat woman than Shay's fat but flat physique

No. 167491

>>167490
Big asses are ugly

No. 167492

>>167490
I'm pretty sure Ellen hangs out here. Either her or that obese goth cow.

No. 167495

kek at fridgechans coping in the comedian fart pic thread

No. 167510

>>167495
Ellen is the one coping. Not even shay likes your big ass that much.



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No. 160523[Reply]

I saw some other anons in the Quitting Weed with Shayna thread >>24354 asking for this and I also want to post about shitness (Shay fitness). Let’s hold each other accountable by posting fat Shat, sharing fitness regimens, healthy meals, and tips to curb cravings!
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No. 167336

>>167332
Yeah I think the majority of my fat goes to my thighs which is weird bc im not a pear shape but kinda rectangular/inverted triangle. I am already really thin and look emaciated on my top half so I worry that losing any fat will make me look more sickly. Plus my legs are naturally short and I don’t want to bulk up and make them look shorter. My legs are like Shayna’s actually—they look long from the front but from the side they look shorter since my thighs have that curve kek. Do you have any exercises you recommend?

No. 167384

>>167336
Sounds like you’re fine but working your legs out won’t be that bad if you put some muscle on and lose fat.

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>>167196
Goblet Squat for her flabby thighs.

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>>167196
Renegade row for her bingo wings, anterior pelvic tilt and gunt flap.

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>>167196
Forward lunge for cottage cheese legs



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