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No. 159977
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I haven't seen brown poop eyes sperg anon in a while
No. 159980
>>159979It takes 2 mintues to check shaynas thread and move on.
>Why herWhy any fucking cow on this site? Why do we have a thread on junky Jonny Craig, why do we have a thread on photoshop girl? Why do we talk about anything? You dont have to be a spectacularly horrific or interesting person to be talked about. Why anything?
No. 159982
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This is honestly kinda scary
No. 159984
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No. 159985
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No. 159987
>>159976Weird anon, I was reading Shayna's last thread and had an epiphany that she is basically the Chris-chan of the 20s and came here to post it lol. For these reasons:
>Poor social skills>Bad hygiene>Fat>Doxxes herself constantly>Puts off creating her content with increasingly retarded excuses>Desperately wants an s/o that loves her but has nothing to offer in return>Has a million videos of her doing inappropriate sex acts on the internet forever>Has a legion of haters that are weirdly affectionate for her and want to help her>Now has weens that cowtip and everyone hates themThe only difference is there aren't any anons posing as johns to try and troll her over the phone.
No. 159988
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WHERE IS THE NEW SHAY THREAD IN SNOW
No. 159991
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No. 159993
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peak shaytardation
No. 159995
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>>159991even the autistic midget poly guy dropped her the second she started being Shayna. like those types of guys literally fuck jars with my little pony figurines. the fact she raged and raged and said she was in love because he fucked her once and then ghosted because she was annoying. one of the bleakest moments of all time.
he was older, had less money, was uglier, and had kids and a wife to hide from like a scrote but still didn't want to keep being fuck buddies with shay… and then you remember the creepy bald guy shay fucked weeks before that and how he didn't even get hard and quietly started fucking uglier women than shay and stopped interacting with her. pick me karma is absolutely cruel and ruthless.
No. 159996
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If you ever wonder if men are in the shay thread, they absolutely are still. I translated this from the finnish thread, it's from an anon finnish discussion app
No. 160001
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Forgot to spoiler oops
No. 160002
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I miss womack's retardation
No. 160004
>>160002"for breakfast budgets, for wreck fast nuggets" is so retarded it's almost poetry. new autistic earworm my brain will repeat for the next week, love to see it
also does anyone else think the cowtipper is shaymu herself? something reeks of porcine up in that thread
No. 160005
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No. 160006
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i hate how much Clawdeens face looks like Shay when she photoshopd herself to hell, paints on weird freckles and Yaniv smirks
No. 160008
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Does anyone else think Shay's Stacy sister reads the threads??
No. 160010
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Cowtipperchan has me so upset. Literal definition of mental illness truly giving shat a run for her money. They deserve a life sentence in the gulags of the shaynatorium, sentenced to a lifetime of whatever the hell this is
No. 160011
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Reeeeeeeee
No. 160012
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shayna is the biggest bitch at the shoot again
No. 160013
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future shayna
No. 160015
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>>160010Cowtipper to be given a life sentence holding their nose into the Gimp's mouth hole and smelling his teeth and breath for all eternity.
No. 160017
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>>160015The people in Shayna’s life and online are so ugly lmfao
No. 160022
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No. 160023
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what stage is shayna
No. 160024
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Shay's coomers make me laugh so much.
I swear half of them are legitimately mentally handicapped.
No. 160028
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>>160027Losers attract losers
No. 160029
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>>160026>>160024He’s definitely special needs. The handwriting, the facial expressions..
No. 160030
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Another creepy degenerate moid orbiter
No. 160031
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No. 160032
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No. 160035
I asked ChatGPT to write a poem about Shayna. Here's the result:
Shayna, oh Shayna, our dear Bimbo,
Her weight fluctuates, like a yo-yo,
She drinks like a fish, can't stop at one,
Her eating habits, a binge-eating fun.
Hello Fresh meals, she tries to prepare,
But the kitchen's a mess, oh dear, oh dear!
The coomers she had, that once adored,
Left her alone, feeling quite ignored.
Her house is dirty, it's quite a sight,
It's such a mess, it gives us a fright!
But Shayna, our Bimbo, she doesn't care,
She'll just have another drink and stare.
So here's to Shayna, aka Barbie too,
We hope she gets it together, it's true,
Until then, we'll just sit back and laugh,
At her crazy antics, her drinking and chaff.
No. 160038
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>>160024someone needs to take his internet away
No. 160040
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can someone tell me whats going on with those black dots on her legs? spoilered because ass boils
No. 160041
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No. 160045
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Shays orbiter in a diaper showing off a cake about doxxing
No. 160046
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No. 160047
>>160041Shayge for blogpost -and my first post in the shaynatorium- but I’m Shayna’s age and I used to be fat not that long ago. I lost that weight by working a shitty job full time that required me to be on my feet for most of the day.
Shay will never change her ways, but if she wanted to move her body more than she does now, maybe she would look less like an ogre.
No. 160048
>>160046kek love when she does her monthly
>remember when i was goth in high school?bitch looked like this. then discovered tumblr and added a black choker at most.
No. 160049
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Shay inspired me to stop drinking, I hit 3 month mark today thanks you fat alchy pedo piece of shit
No. 160053
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No. 160055
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No. 160056
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No. 160059
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No. 160060
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No. 160062
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No. 160063
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Shaycrew (shay picrew)
No. 160067
>>160062this gif makes me lose it every time it's posted
>>160040this bitch has vericose veins at age 25 jfc
No. 160068
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different nona but i searched the og video to hear what she says and its even funnier now KEEEEK
No. 160069
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the chad pixyteri pooping vs the virgin shayna comedian farting picture. history always repeats itself.
No. 160070
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What is wrong with her toes? The 2 smallest ones are fucking deformed?? No wonder she never has her feet out - thick yellow calluses, deformed toes, cankles and poor circulation. Nonas, feet are already weird and gross but holy shit Shaynas are fucking FOUL.
No. 160076
>>160075I would going pass her thread all the time, whatever the time where she was wearing that green tube top socks and sandals and was out with fupaul was when I finally stopped going past her threads. I remember opening the spoiler of one of her posts I was newer to lolcow and I was like wtf. This is porn. Shayna annoys me.too much to read through her threads.
While I always reread stefanys, creepshow, that girl from snow whose name I always forget with the dark hair who acts like Stefany, even Erin Painters threads.
No. 160079
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School girl????????
No. 160081
File: 1678597984855.jpeg (Spoiler Image,60.44 KB, 750x838, 1678563845805.jpeg)
Really nasty picture but it made me laugh so hard. Any other nonnies also laugh super hard at Shayna's porn? I feel like I probably come off like a liar to anyone else because who tf laughs at actual porn. Her pussy in this picture seriously looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
No. 160082
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Doing my reread on this lazy Sunday and this sure aged well kek. Who would have guessed she’d STILL be struggling away at this…
No. 160085
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Jason r womack
No. 160086
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Shayna’s coomer was traumatized like Shayna was
No. 160087
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Such a fucking loser.
No. 160088
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Whenever my dad complains about me forgetting to wash a dish in the sink I just want to show him this failson to make him stfu.
No. 160090
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More fat NEET leech tweets, this guy is the absolute fucking worst. I’m laughing at the one that looks down upon people with jobs like he isn’t grifting off the salaries of his parents by living at home.
No. 160091
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She looks more huge compared to that tiny ass purse kek Womack looking ass
No. 160097
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Shayna naked like a fat man child with her floppy tits out and a tutu to cover her beer gut looks like a parody. This has to be the worst outfit she’s ever had
No. 160101
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Noodle is so cute, I wish I could rescue her so she could eat a proper diet, run outside in my backyard, and receive all the pets and rubs to make up for whatever PTSD Shat has inflicted upon her.
No. 160102
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>>160101I hate Shayter (Shayna+Mater) so much
No. 160104
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I will try for you
I know Shay’s just not right for you
And you can’t tell me if I'm off
But I see you can’t escape
When you walk into Shay’s disgusting sets
And you're spending all your time
In this wrong situation
And anytime you want to run off
I know I can treat you better than Shay can
And any dog like you deserves attention
Tell me, why are we wasting time
On all your wasted crying
When you should be with me instead?
I know I can treat you better
Better than Shay can
No. 160113
>>160112Oh too many to count, nonette. Too many to count kek. I would prob start with her rape/abduction fetish bc im an actual survivor and I like to think (stupidly perhaps) an IRL dressing down about it might be different than just seeing people Ree online. Also her substance abuse/addictions (including food) and her complete lack of regard for her own personal safety. I know she’s got hella mommy issues tho so who knows how she’d react to an IRL woman spitting harsh truths.
But tbh she may well just be an irredeemable piece of shit ultrakek
No. 160114
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Rereading the first few threads makes it clear that Shat does hate sex. I think one anon said it right when they said her drugging kink is because she doesn’t want to be awake for sex. She really fetishizes getting raped and being a sexually assaulted toddler just to get attention.
No. 160115
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>>160114I’m also rereading and found this gem in thread 4 I believe kek ahhh the hits keep coming…
No. 160116
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Her coomers are so fucking ugly. Does she not realize they are a reflection of her? Ugly attracts ugly
No. 160117
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>>160101It’s just an ugly fat dog. It’s not cute at all.
No. 160118
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Her pets are crusty and ugly just like Shayna. Not their fault but they probably have so much Shay germs on it. Petri dish mfs
No. 160119
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Her pets are crusty and ugly just like Shayna. Not their fault but they probably have so much Shay germs on it. Petri dish mfs
No. 160120
>>160117Just because you’re a heartless dog hater doesn’t mean everyone is. Her pets should really be considered
victims, she doesn’t care for them, obviously neglects them, and deprives them of happiness.
No. 160123
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For your shayneeds
No. 160127
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No. 160130
>>160129Kek
nonnie this is perfection
No. 160131
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There are so many instances like this in the earlier threads it makes me kek so loud
No. 160133
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she just uploaded this WTF
No. 160142
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hype
No. 160146
Updated links to the list of Shaynatorium threads for whoever makes the new main thread (I humbly request these be included in the description even though I don't make threads):
Shaynatorium 1
>>>/ot/1481862Shaynatorium 2
>>159974 No. 160147
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>>160143Shat and her "tight holes" fucking 7 monster sized dildos in one sesh including a horse dick
No. 160149
>>160148Lmao some
nonnie edited her to have a black eye and bulge.
Funniest part is I didn't realise right away. I was fully believing Shay posted such an image
No. 160154
>>160152That would work if she had lots of coomers willing to pay for videos, she doesn't so she has to make more videos to get more money out of the few coomers she has.
100 coomers paying $10 a video = $1000
10 coomers paying $5 a video = $50
No. 160158
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could she look any greasier?
No. 160159
File: 1679151773775.jpg (Spoiler Image,49.74 KB, 995x495, shaynabender.jpg)
>>160158She looks so much like notorious child neglecter Alice Bender in this pic holy shit kekkk
No. 160163
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please we need a new thread she's going to cancel her camming tonight i feel
No. 160164
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whomp there it is. She is so ungrateful towards her actual “fans”. Her lack of success is due to her weight and making bizarre custom fetish videos that only one coomer asked for. She also probably would have had a better following if she took care of the constant herpes outbreaks that happened when she was skinny.
No. 160165
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>>160164She deleted that reply and replaced it with this one
No. 160167
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If anyone wants to fight the urge to a-log, read about this mid 30s ABDL pedophile moid’s “trauma”
No. 160171
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>>160170The Fatter Bitch Project has my vote
No. 160173
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No. 160175
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>>160163She is a loser and a failure kek. She has a rare moment of clarity before the delusion kicks back in
No. 160176
File: 1679165091153.jpeg (29.2 KB, 474x316, 50F34387-CCBE-4B3F-A81F-ED67D1…)
>>160175why does she look like fucking magicarp
No. 160179
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>>160171Reminder of her size in the original
>>>/snow/1252175 No. 160181
File: 1679185095997.jpeg (362.08 KB, 828x1472, C25E792F-EEB0-4DB0-A3F9-4C6C41…)
Saw this one out in the wild, i did a full double take. First name scribbled out because she’s unrelated to the farms.
No. 160184
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No. 160185
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No. 160186
File: 1679220661953.jpeg (142.56 KB, 1080x1080, 5CD48090-B1A6-4EA8-B7AE-0C5B9F…)
Built like Sam Smith
No. 160187
File: 1679222217640.jpeg (68.36 KB, 1242x1341, 7AA1FAC3-24C1-4567-A91F-A695B6…)
She looks like a drumstick lmfao
No. 160188
File: 1679237034464.jpg (147.14 KB, 1200x900, Shaynasty a collage.jpg)
I have been having some fun on sims with Wicked Whims. I am aware I need to get a life. Kek.
No. 160189
File: 1679237436994.png (193.57 KB, 1403x587, shay-pepe.png)
>>160185She looks like pepe
>>160187It's like she has her ass on the wrong side.
>>160188You can use Wicked Whims with the Nisa's Wicked Perversions mod and Ksuihuh's AEP mod to make her a sex worker.
No. 160191
>>160190To add to this list some minor recurring characters
> John Kendall Cox (Ken)> DawnAnd some minor enemies
> Sol Salvatore> Vivi Clouds No. 160192
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>>160181Waiting for the appropriate Womack moment to use it as a reaction image for
No. 160197
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Wax them now
No. 160199
File: 1679308368135.png (35.27 KB, 273x306, sha.PNG)
looking very trim and athletic
No. 160200
File: 1679308808152.png (36.12 KB, 303x366, shay.PNG)
she has come so far
No. 160202
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No. 160209
File: 1679377440928.jpg (139.93 KB, 1044x1445, jhygtfdsa.jpg)
What does Shayna see in the crystal ball nonnies? adding my second autistic edit here sorry
No. 160210
>>160209what she wishes? marrying fupa
her actual future? another low tier scrote fucks and dissappears from his life… again… she says it was love… again
No. 160212
File: 1679433995178.jpg (50.12 KB, 468x624, shauna.jpg)
Shauna (Shay sauna)
No. 160213
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No. 160214
File: 1679458235309.jpeg (265.6 KB, 1080x1920, tumblr_ny0wsb7SeV1rmiw96o3_128…)
My unpopular opinion is that Shayna was very pretty back in the day. I would have killed to have her look
No. 160216
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>>160214meh, i dont think she used to be ugly but i also dont think she was anything special. she had a nice body and a decent face at most. even in her "prime".
pretty sad that she doesn't realize coomers dont care that she listens to dadrock or that shes going blonde for the 15th time. she used to get coomers because she had a nice body and thats it. she focuses on the wrong stuff always.
No. 160218
>>160214In that pic she does look decent, but in
>>160216 you can see the rat face and Yaniv smirk was always there. The "tumblr weed girl" aesthetic fit her so much better than the baby bimbo uguu shit though
No. 160224
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Found out I live 15 minutes away from shaynus plus we’re the same age and it makes her life so much more depressing to me. Shayna could be going to gigs and make actual friends and actually meet “hot tattooed guys” but instead she’s getting wasted in her apartment pandering to Jason Womack and mike slack alone
No. 160225
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re-reading the old threads is such a wild ride, some true gems (picrel)
No. 160226
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Random but I found this disgustingly hilarious, I was reading the old threads and this is a girl that Shayna did that MFC podcast with
No. 160227
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Woof notre dame hunchback looking ass
No. 160228
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Her hair makes her look more like this MF
No. 160229
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No. 160230
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No. 160231
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Shaynus think she look just like them
No. 160232
>>160230Uh…am I shaytarded or is shayna saying that people (troons) who don't want to be called men/women because their bodies are now policing women, who don't want to be called uterus havers/vagina owners? Or am I just retarded. I find it hilarious that troons say they just wanna be called a woman, but then get mad when some women say, "cool, just call me a woman too, don't call me this me this,, i don't like it"
Maybe the fart fumes are getting to me because I don't know what shayna is saying kek.
No. 160233
>>160232I think that
>people who don't want to referred to as the body parts they haveare terfs
>they are policing what people want to have based on body partsTerfs police transwomen by saying men can't be women bc women don't have dicks etc.
No. 160236
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was inspired by the Skidpoor shoot posted earlier in the month and finally got around to making it
>>160084way late to this, but you could always just read through all the thread summaries instead and click on the posts cited that seem the most wtf/kek worthy to you to see the greatest hits
No. 160239
I want to make an updated version of this old video:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/zgvjk8rrveqqwtd/STDolly%20Mattel.mp4?dl=0but I'm not sure where to start. Last time, I had that "21 humiliating things" video to use as an outline. What videos would anon like to see compiled this time? Any ideas for a theme/outline? Thanks, love you, mwah!
No. 160243
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told my bf about shaynus, he's making shay references in conversation now
No. 160244
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>>160242She's a stupid motherfucker for doing no research. This article is one of the top results.
Enjoy your STD Shay.
This dude is sticking his raw dick in over 1000 women's orifices for porn and been caught faking an STD test and the comments on the article say it's not the first time he's been a problem.
https://mikesouth.com/scumbags/scott-reedy-a-k-a-scott-hancock-of-biggulpgirls-putting-performers-at-risk-for-stis-30340/ No. 160248
>>160247damn anon, you missing your ex or something?
>>160243file name made me laugh. i hope you have a better day than Shaynus, nona ♥
No. 160249
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No. 160250
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>>160249IMO
this fits more to the way pixielocks is built. short, heavy and evil. shayna goes more into a shapeless blob territory where the weight gain doesnt go to tits or the ass, just to random unfortunate places like upper legs.
No. 160251
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No. 160252
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Shayna in 20 more years:
No. 160253
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Shayna’s “twin” “girl crush” from Scatmoor shoot.
No. 160257
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>>160256>>160253>>160251samefagging cause i found the pic.
exactly a year ago shayna and her twin looked like this in their first shoot together. really puts shaynas ballooning to perspective
No. 160260
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No. 160261
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She in love with her food
She likes takeout
On her ham pink boobs
It is compressed
Now it's 2pm
She just woke up
But will she get doordash
I bet she will
She will
She's got a date at midnight
With Jason Womack
Oh baby Ellen Dressel
ain't got nothing on you
Well when I called her stupid
She just laughed.
And had me buy plushies.
Baby bimbo.
Yeah you wanna go out
'cause there's fast food and hoeing.
You can't go out
'cause you have a bad brain day.
Gettin fat.
Gettin fat.
Fat fat fat fat failed hooker
Fat fat fat fat failed hooker
No. 160262
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>>160237>>160238Thanks nonnies (or nona)! I haven't used Photoshop in over 10 years and pirated it to make that kek. Thank you fellow Shaytards for getting my creative juices flowing again. Have another shitty edit
No. 160264
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Shayna Clifford's dad had always known that his daughter was a bit different. But when he saw her beating her dog named Noodle with her cats, Mr. Peanut Butter and Ribmeat, he knew that something had to be done. "What the hell are you doing, Shayna?" he shouted, "First the incest porn now this?!"
"I'm trying to kill Noodle to eat her," Shayna replied, her voice dripping with malice. "She tried stealing one of clients."
"You're disgusting," her dad spat. "And you're getting fat too. You need to go to college and get an education."
Shayna rolled her eyes. "I don't need college. I'm a hugh class baby bimbo daddyyy.." she batted her eyelashes and twirled her hair at her father. He shuddered.
But her dad wouldn't let it go. He knew that education was the key to success, and he was determined to make sure that Shayna didn't waste her life. So he made her apply to college, and she begrudgingly went through the motions.
Meanwhile, Noodle had escaped from Shayna's grasp and run far away to a grassy field. She was wheezing from her obesity and diabetes, but she was euphoric. It was the first time she had been out in months.
A young woman who was studying at a picnic table in the park saw Noodle and took her home. She put Noodle on a diet and took her for walks every day. Slowly but surely, Noodle became healthier and happier.
Shayna never did go to college, in fact things got a lot worse for her. Michael Slack, her biggest supporter died of a heart attack in a 7/11 bathroom. Jason Womack began orbiting Vivi Clouds, he paid $1,700 to have a threesome with her and her bf. He moved into their trailer, and stopped paying Shaynus for videos or her rent. She sat on Ribmeat and killed him during a cam show, the coomers loved it so much they gave her 80 tokens. She was arrested.
No. 160265
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For comedian fart anon
No. 160267
in celebricow someone posted a video of pornstar Mia Khalifa crying because she was out at dinner and some woman and her scrote wanted a picture.
She said no and one of them was like, "I told you that wasn't her she doesn't have nut on her face" or something gross.
I was reading shayna's, "I LOVE BEING SEXUALIZED" post and thinking about how she'd LOVE for this to be how people interact with her 24/7 in her brain but probably would be the same as Mia Khalifa.
In her fake stories she's like
>OMG, i was out & this guy & his gf, where at the other table, & I noticed her bf kept staring at me & my gf. So he gets up and comes over with her & she's giving me the evil eye and he's like
>Are you dolly mattel?
And i'm like
>Yes
And he's like
>oh my god, I almost didn't reconize you without nut dribbling out of your pretty tight pussy!
And his girlfriend was red in the face & he asked for a picture!
But anyone whose dealt with scrotes hitting on you, knows that shit is gross and scary, now imagine being a sex worker like Shayna and what kind of freak watches her enough to know her.
She'd probably cry but cope online like she loved it.
If big pornstars like Mia Khalifa and others who actually have a large fanbase of gross scrotes get weirded out and don't like the IRL attention, I can't imagine that Shayna would.
Or maybe she would, because any attention is good..until it's not
No. 160270
>>160269sometimes I think it's scrotes, everytime a new scrote is in Shay's life or being spoken about,
suddenly we get weird ass posts.
I feel like Shayna tells every scrote she works with about Lolcow, not even to be like, "you'll be harassed" but simply to talk about it.
They probably are like, "I'm not scared of no incels/jealous bitches!" and come in there pretending to be a woman or a fan.
Probably that scrote who said he wished Shayna had ate his ass, pretending to be a woman going, "I eat my husband's ass". During the Landlord shit, there was a weirdo constantly defending Shayna/kink shit. During Shane Pierre Sonnier, someone came in being weird as well.
I think they do it to derail the thread so they won't be spoken about
No. 160271
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so i've seen the main thread and thought i'd make a poll kek
https://poll-maker.com/poll4760548x6fdC4eA9-148 No. 160274
>>160273It's also so fucking gay, I'm sorry any man wanting anyone to play in his ass (even himself) is gay. I think a scrote raising his legs or opening them is so fucking gay, like what the fuck gay boy. I can't be the only one? It's such a "Submissive thing". I remember when ass eating first became "popular" to talk about and it was focused on eating a woman's ass (Gross, but I first heard this years ago, a girl talking about a scrote eating her out and then eating her ass as well), now it's all focused on manholes and women doing it.
Then the same women eating asses want to call the men gay AFTER the fact or expose it, well sorry miss ass eater, maybe it's the shit going to your brain, but you did it.
Ass eating brings out such an anger in me, men are lucky some of us suck their skin sticks, now expect us to go near their nasty hairy assholes. Fuck you
No. 160281
>>160280>Eating shit isn’t healthyNo one here is eating shit you fucking mong
>stop trying to normalizing humiliating and potentially harmful actsNo ones trying to normalize it, I simply said I do it. Then 80 radfems started screeching because you can't imagine loving a man so much you'd literally rim him. And he rims me too kek.
Again, no poop here. Literally tastes like clean skin.
No. 160286
>>160282Because talking about it is normalizing it? That’s how you normalize things? What part are you having trouble with? A “woman” in this thread has literally been memed into it because it gives a moid pleasure, as if subjecting yourself to something degrading for someone else’s pleasure is a good thing. As if licking someone’s rectum is just a natural conclusion to come to in order to get someone off and not the result of societal porn sickness.
We all follow shay, you can see how she gradually normalized things by “just talking about them”.
No. 160287
>>160281Don't bother arguing nona, the anons here would lose their mind thinking about lesbians who like to eat ass.
I think trying to fit every sex act into a weird powerplay is extremely weird and I feel bad for anyone whose girlfriend thinks he's a fag because he likes a finger up the ass sometimes.
No. 160288
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>>160273I was the first person to comment on the original twitter screencap w the ass eating and I regret it so hard now lmao I haven’t even said anything since that but now it’s all gone to hell…for the record tho it’s possible to have a loving relationship w moid who understands that the anus is an exit hole only, Gesù
No. 160296
>>160293Indeed, the defensiveness is a key indication that she knows it’s disgusting hahahaha. Imagine licking a booty hole, that’s so gross. And to be like “I LOVE him” about it as if avoiding someone’s fecal exit isn’t just… basic hygiene practice? That OP is retarded if she thinks her husband is clean down there bc men are lazy as hell with hygiene. Knowing how sick scrotes are I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t wash his asshole and gets off on his wife licking his feces germs.
Note how the “wife” keeps calling us femcels btw like that other anon who was picking fights in the Shaynus thread a few days ago. I wonder if one of Shay’s married friends like Sarah Gregory has started posting here…
No. 160299
Imagine bragging about what the taste of a man's asshole is like.
>>160274>a scrote raising his legs or opening them This made me crack tf up kekkk
No. 160303
had to come here just to discourse over this because ass-eating is icky and I cannot believe people are defending it.
>>160287why the fuck would we eat ass when the pussy is right there? if you would ever eat ass a lesbian you are either terminally pornsick or terminally retarded, eating ass is not normal and no matter how much you clean it is not sanitary; any mouth on genitals shit isn't sanitary, but licking the poop shoot is degenerate behavior; you belong on a cross. not to mention women literally dont have a prostate and so any ass play isn't really pleasurable for us like it is for men besides having weird porn filled or social contagion fantasies.
i cannot even imagine thinking of a womans asshole while i can readily suck on her titties or eat her pussy or finger her or do literally any normal, non-degenerate, non-degrading sex act.
jesus christ some of you actually eat mens asses and are having discourse over it, i am so, so glad i'm a dyke.
this was a great laugh to read through though, you guys are fucking insane kekek, i look forward to when watersports gets normalized and there's some handmaiden on here talking about how her husband lovingly pisses on her.
>>160270i buy it.
No. 160305
>>160302lmfao nona
I feel the the threads are made of two groups- covert camwhores/degens who are there to make fun of how bad she is at sw despite being on the same level as her, and women who are comfortable voicing that porn is damaging and some sex acts are inherently demeaning especially when it involves a man and I can’t believe the ass eater started the war between the two
No. 160307
>>160303> jesus christ some of you actually eat mens asses and are having discourse over it, i am so, so glad i'm a dyke.repressed bihet behavior tbh if you believe that women are too sweet and pure for ‘degenerate kinks’. women eat each other’s asses all the time, you can both eat her ass and pussy, they’re millimeters apart anyway and it’ll touch your nose half of the time. Vaginas expel bloodclots and brown dead tissue. Have you smelled the rottenness off a menstrual pad? Pussy wetness is mostly made off blood plasma and squirting is urine. is eating pussy ‘degenerate’?
>>160302What if a girl pops a blood clot the size of a kidney bean in your mouth? Do you suck on it like a gummy? Or do you swallow?
Not even into men but it’s beyond weird to see people unaware that you’re supposed to shower your prívales, and freaked out at the fact that sex involves licking and touching genitals which are inherently filthy. Who would’ve though.
No. 160308
>>1535860
>repressed bihet behavior
OK, you're badly baiting at this point, that makes no sense, I'm only sexually attracted to women, I know that good and clear, and I'm not sexually attracted to a woman's asshole nor a man's or any part of a mans body for that matter.
explain mr. baiter, explain? i am genuinely curious where you are taking this I thrive off of getting into slap fights with retards online whether they're baiting or not so no matter what I win cause I'm getting my kicks in right now.
i dont think women are too "sweet or pure" for those kinks, no shit they have them, I'm saying if you have them your a fucking degenerate with porn brain rot. not to mention I don't get it, because I am aware of how degrading it is to eat ass, suck my ass is an insult for a reason, eating ass is something inhuman borderline demons make prisoners of war do to each other to humiliate and demoralize them.
>not even into men
no one believes that when you're fighting so hard for the oppressed handmaids to suck on men's assholes and lick em like a tootsie pop
You are 100% a man larping as a woman and you're larping as a lesbian at that kekek you are not blending in especially with your
>it'll touch your nose half the time anyway
I refuse to believe you have ever seen a vagina much less have one, how the FUCK, your chin maybe if you somehow managed, but your nose? not only are you a moid, you are a moid who cannot find the clit. vaginas don't look how you are describing, and the asshole is not "millimeters" apart I get hyperbole but c'mon sir.
>muh blood plasma
what do you think spit is? do you really think blood plasma is on the same par as shit? regardless blood and viscera isn't as disgusting as literal waste, but get this mister, I wouldn't eat out a girl on her period either! shocking I know, but I don't like bodily excretions like that to be in my mouth! if my girlfriend wanted to have period sex i'd stick to my fingers or a toy. also, squirting is piss and it is gross and not every woman does that, I know I don't! that is not some universal female thing, you are porn sick and a degenerate.
go fantasize about eating shay's ass somewhere else kekekekekek
No. 160309
>>160303Women don't have to have a prostate to enjoy anal what is this statement.
>>160307LC is full of terminally online people who think women aren't naturally degenerate on their own, Shayna chooses to be a degenerate into pedoshit. Porn didn't brainwash her or make her a pedo and trying to pivot the blame elsewhere is braindead behavior.
>>160308So you're a squeamish lesbian then. Eating someone out on their period as long as they're not profoundly bleeding is fine, please touch grass and understand that plenty of normie dykes eat ass. You sound insecure and unhinged.
No. 160311
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>>160281Imagine bragging about this
No. 160316
>>160315Shayna thread is full of anons who think they're better than her.
Pooper eater, ewhores, autistic shut ins, bikini baristas ect ect.
No. 160320
>>160307Thank you nona. The pearl clutching about ass eating is ridiculous. Acting like we're sucking the hairy dingle berries off of some scrote we just met at the bar. They sound scared of their own bodies.
I hope you ladies realize you're NOT wiping properly if there is shit all around your asshole throughout the day. Please get a bidet.
No. 160323
>>160322>>160321>>160320dear man ass eater:
you can reply to multiple posts in one comment. thanks.
No. 160328
>>160317Agreed nonna I’m bored as fuck w the ass discourse now. Like please can we just get over it? Everyone is acting retarded, both standpoints kek.
As for your question, I think Luna could win bc she’s a BIG bitch. Just her sheer mass, she could like body check Shaynus and then roll on her like a Miltank lmfao
No. 160329
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Poop eater nonnie needs to take her ban in stride, go outside, and touch grass. Pic rel is poopchans man
No. 160332
>>160325> extremely selfish in bedBecause we don't want to lick a freaking butthole where shit comes out? This has to be a troll.
>>160331No, I wouldn't even for the hottest man alive. You're disgusting and a fucking annoyance who keeps derailing threads. Where did you people even come from? Derailing the threads from the cow is a bannable offense.
No. 160336
>>160335You must be the lowest common denominator of sub-human if the men you're having sexual relations with think wiping is gay and have dick cheese. I have never come across dick cheese in my life.
It's like anons that complain about men with skid marks in their underwear. Why the fuck are you dating men with literal shit stained underwear? You realize that's not normal right?
No. 160337
>>160317Samefag as
>>160328 I also would like to remind u that Luna's thighs caused that earthquake in Haiti so, she could just clap them and send Shayna flying off into the sky lmao
No. 160338
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ass eaters itt
No. 160357
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Nonas, in a pick me off who would win?
Lets say we paid Shayna and Shoe $500 each to do a "Social expirment". Using these pictures and this information they make a social media profile. They DO NOT talk about their past in anyway, they just make a profile on a dating site. At the end of the month, the data collected. Who do you think attracted the most scrotes and got "picked" the most by pretending to be a 100% normal woman just trying to find "love" on the internets
No. 160358
>>160357Shayna could break the skinny retards' neck like a twig. However, I feel like the girl in the right has been a much more chronic pick me for a longer time. So, ideological she's the winner. But shayna would definitely win a wrestling match between the two.
And for the dating app shtick.. the brunette wins. She's kinda cute
No. 160362
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Anons make the new thread please
No. 160363
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>>160362Thank god she never wants to be a mother, lifetimes of complete and utter suffering were saved
No. 160366
>>160335I agree with
>>160336 that you must be fucking with some gross moids if you think having dick cheese is a "constant problem" with men. To answer
>>160336 's question, dick cheese is probably more of a thing with uncircumsized guys because the cheese collects in the dick flaps, but still. Uncircumcised guys tends to smell like old piss more than anything, never experienced any "cheese" when they roll back the flap.
No. 160367
>>160363This makes her "I wanna be the hot step mom!" Shit even weird, every man she's taken seriously has had kids, why constantly date men with kids seriously but not want to be q mother or step mom? If she continues dating 30+ men most these losers are baby daddies/ex husbands/fathers.
Why does someone so selfish constantly date scrotes with stings attached? Nevermind I forget shayna is a only fans sex worker and not just any sex worker, but one who dresses like a baby and has all kinds of gross porn and info about her online.
So I guess she couldn't get a unattached scrote whose 30+ with no kids or ex wife or baby mother, because those are the only men who'd be seen with her. Even then they easily dump her and marry women who want to have kids/they can be seen with.
Her life makes me itchy
No. 160369
File: 1680208308753.jpeg (69.2 KB, 1242x1341, 76B8CE5D-7FCC-4D91-876C-989D62…)
>>160262>>160209>>160236>>1791854Some thread pic options for the
nonnie that wants to make the new main thread. There was so much good stuff this time kek pic included is my favorite screenshot from her recent stream
No. 160370
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where tf is the new thread
No. 160372
File: 1680218811438.jpeg (469.78 KB, 2828x2828, 7142DEE2-0E81-4B90-B16F-F1E3E1…)
the tit is dead
No. 160373
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I can't wait for when she gets the implant replaced
No. 160377
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No. 160378
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Bitch is getting bigger by the second
No. 160379
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Shayna looks like a TIM wearing rainbow in hopes of attracting a lesbian
No. 160380
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No. 160381
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She’s so fucking ugly like I can’t believe some anons think she’s decent looking
No. 160385
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>>160384This was the original thread pic I was considering
No. 160390
File: 1680274955548.jpg (138.32 KB, 1226x804, UnderTheSea.JPG)
the crab posts in the previous Shaynus thread had me losing it.
So I made an attempt.
No. 160392
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No. 160393
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Archiving Shaypril Fools Day.
No. 160396
File: 1680459466855.jpeg (293.6 KB, 1242x1530, A4E8A4B9-A4B7-47B8-A060-08DADC…)
Uh oh stinky
No. 160397
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Why hasn't the shaynatoruim been moved to /shay/?
No. 160400
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No. 160402
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I think of her PH comments from time to time.
No. 160405
File: 1680514417249.jpeg (57.99 KB, 1155x1448, BC58D6B1-CB72-49C5-9F16-FCD850…)
>>160403She aged like shit just like her owner lmao
No. 160406
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No. 160408
File: 1680559276462.jpg (Spoiler Image,163.14 KB, 2693x1465, MayoChup.JPG)
I feel the Shay board may soon need its own "fart edit" thread.
No. 160412
File: 1680726194780.jpeg (27.74 KB, 828x366, 0D4B93D4-272B-4F91-BBDF-67BD87…)
Damn shayna has some reach lmao
Btw I hate this fucking moid but all I could think of was shat lool
No. 160429
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No. 160438
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No. 160441
File: 1680876698533.jpeg (54.64 KB, 498x1048, 8292163E-EADA-455B-B709-DA0DDF…)
Shaynons WWYD if
> scummy phishing malware moid infects your device of which the only explicit content you have is strictly of big Shaynus and her porn> he threatens to release it unless you pay him> might threaten to attach your name to her nasty pornI would die laughing tbh, I think people would be more confused than shocked as to why this random fat retarded sex worker is tied to my name. Like it just wouldn’t make sense because I’m a normal woman with a graduate education kek. What about you nonas?
Posts are from around here
>>>/ot/1541558 No. 160469
File: 1680970943998.jpg (306.16 KB, 1080x1496, tumblr_e820eba4d0620873cf1146c…)
This is Shayna's life basically
No. 160470
File: 1680975674228.jpeg (882.93 KB, 4032x3024, 233F404D-38C9-4D0F-A7E2-14C01D…)
>>160469Good god it’s true this sounds very Shaynus. Also how fucking disgusting and bleak I hate moids.
No. 160472
File: 1680978850551.png (1.01 MB, 1093x890, autism.png)
Since nonas started posting a few Shat-inspired sims (picrel is mine), I've been trying to think of a Sims Shayllenge but I never play challenges. So far I'm with:
- No formal job, you deal with her 24/7
- Personality has to be full lazy and full sloppy. Grouchyness is up to your interpretation.
- Level 1 of difficulty: You can use cheats to achieve the minimum furniture, as a treat from dad (parent).
- Popularity aspiration, you cannot study charisma. In fact, you can't study anything.
L1: maximum of 2 cooking points
L2: no stove, only microwave
L3: no cooking at all
L1 goals: have at least 25* best friends
L2 goals: 25* best friends, fully decorate the mismatched pink house
L3 goals: 25* best friends, fully decorated house, adopt 3 pets and take care of them until they pass of old age.
*change if you play in a small neighborhood.
No. 160473
>>160469Honestly this is probably how scrotes view shayna qnd how they treat her. But instead of calling her ugly, they call her a pretty dumb slut and it's seen as okay.
Letting men treat you this way isn't viewed as freaky fun slut, no they view her like this.
She's disgusting to them and they think she doesn't value herself. Shayna still believes every man is truly attracted to her and honored to touch her and slap her around.
Men do not respect these women. If this got to shayna I wonder if she'd internalize this. This is really a chilling look into the scrote mindset. Wouldn't be surprised if this is how Shane truly viewed her, kek.
No. 160476
File: 1681003274492.png (Spoiler Image,855.2 KB, 2081x1170, IMG_4346.PNG)
I was going to post this in the edit thread, but it's so retarded I think it belongs here instead. After I saw her doing picrel in her last camshow, this was all I could think of…
No. 160487
File: 1681069444481.png (162.27 KB, 600x600, shay.png)
No. 160506
File: 1681110277388.jpeg (816.55 KB, 2048x2048, 1681061885670.jpeg)
Didn't want to wk Shayna on the main thread, but I think she looks nice here. Dressed for her body. Still fat though.
No. 160509
File: 1681144494703.jpg (3.59 MB, 4032x3024, 20230410_151055.jpg)
I found traces of shay in our local crackhead forest. There have been times when I encountered other shay-adjacent things, like shit-covered panties and putrid take-out boxes, but never such a clear sign of shactivity in the area. I'll try to doordash cheap dim sum and leave it there as an offering. I'll set up a movement-activated night vision camera in a nearby tree to catch a real shay sighting on film. If my trap doesn't work, I'll light some candles in close proximity to the object and try performing a regular summoning ritual, as a last resort. Wish me luck nonas!
No. 160557
File: 1681282411358.jpeg (520.48 KB, 2209x3300, F9F6FC58-64D9-4685-A198-4B37A5…)
Inspired by anons in the main thread calling Shay out for over-blurring. Text could be funnier imo if anyone else wants a crack at it
No. 160562
File: 1681301507268.jpg (180.87 KB, 1080x1334, Picsart_23-04-12_21-10-28-481.…)
Its all I can see
No. 160572
File: 1681326274493.png (13.91 KB, 867x274, shaynus-AI.png)
No. 160576
>>160472Kek, my laptop isn't working, do I can't play sims right now. But I really want to do this. I have a lot of cc to make my sims really pretty and now realistic looking. I actually have some acne cc, so that will come handy. But it will be so jarring too see all my gorgeous sims next to a shay sim. She'll be my only fat sim too.
Thanks for the idea, nonna!
No. 160815
File: 1681490109024.jpeg (228.55 KB, 1170x1648, ECBBCA4F-DD9E-4DC9-B07A-1D7742…)
where new thread
No. 160952
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No. 160953
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No. 161136
File: 1681504817228.gif (668.26 KB, 500x234, 2480CC69-F7E3-4E32-988C-87BA2D…)
Trying to catch up on my shay drama and skipping through twenty posts arguing back and forth over ass eating. Can an admin seriously remove those comments? Because the thread is locked and Shay is having surgery in June.
No. 161608
File: 1681550101434.jpeg (236.21 KB, 1128x1733, 18206F79-2399-490B-ACA6-D648A6…)
She’s such a pedo panderer yuck
No. 161720
File: 1681618512487.jpeg (40.08 KB, 750x629, DE790A14-B4D4-49ED-8FD9-E73493…)
Shaysisters how are we feeling about picrel? Personally I am very sad that she has not seen the Shaynatorium or consider it a shrine for her…
No. 161746
File: 1681631163669.jpg (129.59 KB, 1080x1080, tls.jpg)
recently started playing Tomodachi Life on an emulator and I created Shayna and other cows to fill up space in the apartment complex. I think I'll add Fupa and others from the Shaynaverse™ tomorrow.
No. 161788
>>161785Her being friends with ellen is proof shayna does not really care about predators or pedos or involving kids in kink unless it benefits her and doesn't get to twitter.
There's nothing Ellen could say to make it justifiable
>It's a lieOh so you work with kids (shay knows this) and made a story up about stealing a pacifier to post on your kink tumblr?
No matter how you slice it a woman who works with childern posted pictures with a pacifier from a child she claimed to take of in a sexual manner.
So yes, shayna doesn't care, the balcony shit is more proof but I do believe she's jealous of kids, her bfs kids, actual kids for being young, cute and being cared for unconditionally like she wants
No. 161789
File: 1681776400602.jpeg (15.8 KB, 311x275, 87143C05-E4E1-41E5-BDF3-C36D9B…)
I genuinely hate noodle's face
No. 161822
File: 1681925360978.jpeg (241.94 KB, 1242x1412, F136C97B-B006-41CC-A841-EFA444…)
blank shayna sweater to put whatever you want on it
No. 161828
File: 1681938944008.png (249.98 KB, 562x1000, shayylmao.png)
No. 161837
File: 1681954217083.png (318.6 KB, 945x1136, thriving.png)
No. 161839
File: 1681961542752.jpeg (81.21 KB, 642x953, 68D38CC0-2685-40FD-A59A-26902F…)
what are some of your favorite shay moments of all time? mine is back in the oklahoma era when it was revealed that she was still secretly dating fupa all along. the tinfoil hats won that day.
No. 161855
File: 1682090463214.png (4.33 KB, 354x370, fat-shat-lines.png)
Some autistic line shart
No. 161858
File: 1682159268340.jpg (36.34 KB, 843x843, FB_IMG_1682159281995.jpg)
Her diet
No. 161859
File: 1682185662466.jpeg (48.13 KB, 750x421, F0556403-DC59-4BFC-9E3C-2ACE6C…)
shayna when someone shows her a job application
No. 161879
File: 1682304448092.png (1.47 MB, 2080x1170, look at this photograph.png)
No. 161886
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No. 161887
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No. 161892
File: 1682403279350.png (3.66 MB, 2048x1536, 5F2CAD52-FAC5-4225-82C8-383ABB…)
where's shayna
No. 161893
File: 1682419436030.png (97.03 KB, 1792x828, IMG_4532.png)
>>161887kek thanks
nonnie! here's a version for you without the screenshot bar over her leg
No. 161900
File: 1682442051731.png (694.82 KB, 797x448, pig-cosplay.png)
No. 161901
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No. 161902
File: 1682447362219.png (1.22 MB, 972x780, work of shart.png)
When she says her body is a work of art. The works of art
No. 161906
File: 1682448788323.png (1.31 MB, 1320x876, shallow hal wants a gal.png)
No. 161908
File: 1682459659650.jpeg (184.16 KB, 828x847, 5F1F98DA-47CB-4CDF-9843-655075…)
>>161746took a shot at making my own shaynus in tomodachi life, i think i nailed it with the smirk and squidward nose
No. 161909
File: 1682462462394.jpeg (38.26 KB, 514x657, 52F4A7FD-11B7-4261-AF8B-F0EE46…)
I can’t stand this fat ugly bitch
No. 161940
File: 1682612505617.jpeg (184.81 KB, 828x883, 4960F6EE-8824-40E4-93C1-88BD0E…)
i gave her a laptop and now shes just using it and looking sad, i imagine shes having a shitfit on twitter. so far im only feeding her junk food and sweets. i plan on giving her a scale and maybe a yoga manual too to try and get some structure into her life.
No. 161954
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No. 161955
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No. 161957
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No. 161959
File: 1682739048868.jpeg (252.33 KB, 1242x2133, 1D394282-5EEE-4B55-B7AB-F6F029…)
inshest
No. 161960
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No. 161965
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No. 161966
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someone please make the new thread, I can’t make it because every time I do some autist screeches at me for how I fucked it up and it’s a shit thread kek
No. 161971
File: 1682785405220.jpeg (33.18 KB, 750x475, 272BA852-2B2D-4937-A86F-E38B90…)
>>161966One last response to this tweet that made me cringe
No. 161972
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No. 161974
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No. 161977
File: 1682789195395.jpeg (48.95 KB, 575x619, 6AE02BA4-AFAE-4EB5-B77F-DC4C3B…)
Potential Thread pic materials for new thread. I didn’t get to post this in the main since nonnas locked the thread
>>161906>>161897>>161879>>161894>>161855 No. 161990
File: 1682815937687.png (86.94 KB, 591x532, Screenshot 2023-04-29 205108.p…)
>>161974The caption actually made me cackle
No. 161992
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No. 161995
File: 1682819816702.png (Spoiler Image,289.73 KB, 1198x1424, Screen Shot 2023-04-30 at 11.5…)
Why
No. 162005
File: 1682869151636.jpeg (123.58 KB, 750x1072, 9EBBEE16-687E-4DC2-B4AC-7C82F7…)
it really is everyday with her huh? she wakes up and shits on other women. it's so obvious how miserable she is.
No. 162008
File: 1682870147141.jpg (71.49 KB, 820x1121, Z94894T-0702_ModelFront.jpg)
>>161990>>161991This romper is cute but why can't she wear some shapewear underwear or something to flatten the pouch? Is it because she refuses to wear underwear at all? It's so unflattering…
No. 162015
File: 1682870426755.jpeg (22.13 KB, 750x245, 01C58560-9AFB-49F4-B07C-DF71EB…)
she is beyond cringe
No. 162017
>>161996mmm i could see the price of infused water at a spa being jacked up that high (especially with inflation of produce prices and the trendiness of infused water these days). but tbf, i could also see shayna lying about the price to scam. the world may never know.
>>162002she's incredibly delusional. she started doing this shit on tumblr, so naturally she would begin following more bimbo/sex work blogs than she had in the past (not to mention all the people she unfollowed when they said "wait, you used to be a goth stoner blog, how come everytime i come to your page my eyes are inundated with clashing shades of pink and your sore ridden genitals?") obviously after a year or so of that, it would seem to her that "everyone on tumblr" is copying her. she's just incapable of critical thinking.
No. 162018
File: 1682872450269.jpeg (141.92 KB, 1242x1462, D65EE530-AEDA-4A29-AE1E-808A64…)
Poor cat
No. 162019
File: 1682872493041.jpeg (256.2 KB, 1242x1878, B7074A15-D5F0-45E6-9D83-12ED01…)
She’s so annoying
No. 162020
File: 1682872559149.jpeg (90.45 KB, 1242x930, B570FF6D-8EDC-4233-B1A2-6F6F0D…)
No. 162021
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No. 162024
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No. 162029
>>162028Shayna doesn't
need to do anything.
No. 162035
File: 1682882118018.jpeg (30.7 KB, 750x230, 9EA36890-41C8-469E-8296-3BD33E…)
it's almost kinda scary how delusional she is
No. 162041
>>162035Why does she think her words hold so much power? You don't even directly defend people. She probably block the person you are mad at, then make a vague call out post.
She acts like every single day she's holding sex worker court, moderatoring drama.
Calling people 'Bitches" and whining daily and then saying one postitive fake post doesn't mean shit. She's so fucking phoney and full of herself.
You aren't even telling the people who are being "Mean" to be nice. You are just ranting vaguely. She really thinks she's saying something and people care.
No. 162066
File: 1683068718311.jpeg (47.76 KB, 718x687, C1527AB5-659F-41D2-ABD7-C34C64…)
Uh oh stinky
No. 162067
File: 1683094758863.png (2.13 MB, 2816x2088, hfuhfh.png)
shaneji & shaysuka
No. 162069
File: 1683122318069.jpeg (9.44 KB, 275x197, 677FBA44-4F49-474F-8DF4-AB7F5A…)
>>162064You can probably reverse engineer her sidereal birth time within a few hours with this & the ephemeris, nona
No. 162075
File: 1683142670924.jpg (317.62 KB, 1284x1895, tumblr_2dae3c756c67d849ca77096…)
Everything reminds me of her
No. 162080
File: 1683165532395.png (664.18 KB, 1170x2048, thigh dive.png)
No. 162087
File: 1683236977275.png (Spoiler Image,361.19 KB, 680x483, turtle turtle turtle.png)
fucking hilarious screen grab from shaynas new porn. this is her reaction after the scrote drops a speck of cum on her tongue after having to wank cause she can't make him cum.
No. 162088
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when the doordash arrives
No. 162092
File: 1683241780363.gif (13.65 MB, 478x324, IMG_2128.gif)
No. 162095
>>162094Kek the file name
nonnie bless you
No. 162100
>>162097>>162098Thanks fellow shaytards. I was sitting there in horror but awe at the same time. I genuinely felt like I was watching a nature documentary (pic related cuz me irl)
Manifested my self sum breffest as the queen would do for a job well done. Just missing the mimosa.
I thought about making this a thing cuz despite the horrors it was really entertaining. Wanted to do the strictmoor videos when they came out, didn’t have the time but I couldn’t help myself with this one. It was too special.
No. 162101
File: 1683298239704.jpeg (55.58 KB, 884x662, B47714F4-367B-423B-9032-EB8A80…)
>>162100Dropped pic. Mobile fagging hard
No. 162114
File: 1683395842776.png (Spoiler Image,41.35 KB, 500x282, 1681799736881.png)
Shayna's veiny tit be like
No. 162121
File: 1683416725223.jpeg (Spoiler Image,77.02 KB, 943x612, 078B7735-DEF4-4CC2-96A0-4ED170…)
Cleaning out my camera roll, had to post these oldies
No. 162150
File: 1683507459405.png (2.49 MB, 828x1792, 77880D30-DDE8-4A3E-B616-4B5965…)
i didn’t know wtf a dog hat was and then i got this ad, thanks algorithm
No. 162156
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>>162123Yeah it was quite…abysmal…i think it was around the time she had those giant pigtail extensions. I miss those. They complimented her giantness.
No. 162157
File: 1683520739049.jpeg (87.45 KB, 1242x816, 481D2505-11CC-4D07-9E4F-735B86…)
>>162091I would argue that No Face could be classified as a Big Gulp Spirit
sorry for spam replies, still dropping old pics No. 162158
File: 1683520984727.jpeg (60.75 KB, 750x600, 64FEA09C-65E2-45E2-B59A-DE7D79…)
>>162094This should be a banner, maybe with Big Bleak Girls or just BLEAK as the text alongside
No. 162160
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No. 162170
>>162166As for your question about why she has so many threads, it's because she posts sooooo many tweets and cringe images every day. I read a lot of other threads periodically but they're usually slow because the cow doesn't really do that much. Shayna is constantly making new
problematic posts to talk about.
There's a lot of history but I suggest just starting from the top of the current thread. Any details about her life history can be learned through reading what nonnies say. Milk can be entertaining as it's happening but it's not really worth reading years of her deranged posts because you can learn context though what other people reply in threads. If you do like reading past threads, the start of the fupa saga is pretty interesting because that marked a big change in her life and it's when she started gaining weight.
No. 162173
File: 1683568267663.jpg (10.83 KB, 311x330, tragique.jpg)
No. 162178
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No. 162180
File: 1683576630336.jpeg (195.82 KB, 1152x2048, 1683575142806.jpeg)
I think picrel is cute
No. 162184
File: 1683580303924.png (424.24 KB, 750x1334, 6D612BD5-93A8-419C-851D-64E96B…)
out on her balcony with her robe open. why does she want to subject strangers to her porky body?
No. 162209
>>162180I actually don't mean to be rude, but whenever I see someone say Shayna looks cute when she clearly photoshopped the picture to shit AND still looks like a musty crackhead, I assume the
nonnie is also facially challenged. Or maybe autistic with some sort of face blindness…
No. 162231
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No. 162234
File: 1683757395164.png (326.13 KB, 327x586, rat.png)
from 2017. she has always been ugly. but yes her horrible fashion choices and rotten personality makes everything worse. if she kept the stoner aesthetic and was just some girl working at a vape store she wouldn't be the "point and laugh" kind of ugly that she is.
No. 162251
File: 1683921597080.jpeg (75.59 KB, 1169x487, D0C9900A-87A2-4180-A0CC-46BCAA…)
To the smug anon who said “Nona, it takes two seconds to google” about the WWE network dispute, I’m ntayrt but kek even your own screenshot proves other anon is right, it’s a Peacock subscription now to watch WWE in the US. Guess it takes a little more than two seconds to google something after all
No. 162254
File: 1683924303777.jpeg (9.41 KB, 275x206, 10EFB925-FCE6-4916-A091-816D96…)
The retards in the main thread seriously locked the thread with their BPD infighting. I swear it’s the same nonnas that were arguing about ass eating
Pic is my vote for thread pic. There’s so much material from the vegas mood shoot tho
No. 162256
>>162180Embarrassing low standards
>>162189Kek
>>162228Smells like a bikini barista
No. 162257
File: 1683932651546.jpeg (59.9 KB, 749x691, 138D3DF1-1132-4B8D-AD47-5C7830…)
Sad that we will have to wait for the American Shaynatic Journal peer review process to post these in the main thread. She always gets milky whenever the threads are locked.
No. 162258
File: 1683932730718.jpeg (75.96 KB, 749x739, FA60FC6E-0FE8-45DB-950E-DD3185…)
The hunt for Fupa 3.0 is on
No. 162259
File: 1683932866162.png (174.41 KB, 864x874, Screenshot_20230512-160736.png)
As a vet, blue buffalo is the worst food you can give your pets and of course shatna feeds it to her's
No. 162266
File: 1683939856805.png (142.99 KB, 393x293, 1683349643943.png)
>>162265can I use this for the thread pic or is it considered pornographic
No. 162267
>>162266I think it's fine but I could see other anons having a problem with it. maybe just use
>>162254 instead
No. 162275
>>162259I got so mad when I saw this. Of course she feeds them crap. No wonder noodle is so fat. Blue Buffalo has been recalled soooo many times too. Doubt she knows that. I am scared to know what cat litter she uses….
SHES TOO LAZY TO GO TO THE PET STORE. SOMETIMES GOING TO THE PET STORE IS THE BEST PART OF RUNNING OUT OF PET FOOD. WE WOULD ONLY KNOW IF SHE ACTUALLY EVER GOES CUZ YOU KNOW SHE WOULD POST PICS OF HAMSTERS, CALLING THEM LIL HAMMIES AND SAYING HOW SHE WANTS ONE.
((Do we have a pet sperging thread cuz I got so much random autism I could rant about with her pets… cuz I love to watch people argue about noodle being retarded))
No. 162295
File: 1684022604434.jpeg (99.09 KB, 976x616, 5C81D970-A426-45BF-9420-1C7ADE…)
i really don’t understand who buys her videos. not only is the web full of free porn but there’s literally thousands of models who make paid porn that are more attractive than her, and it seems every OF woman I see on twitter/insta whatever does the same sort of degen shit she does… I know she’s barely scraping by but it really does baffle me that anyone buys that shit at all in such a saturated market. I also think she must have general subnormal intelligence to continue doing this making no money. none of this is new takes but still, damn
No. 162315
File: 1684075002826.jpg (225.62 KB, 1080x2051, shaynon.jpg)
No. 162317
>>162315World Shay is over, high school
nonny tapped out! I seriously doubt she brought that much milk to the threads after years of not being in contact with her. Oh well, good luck to her and her baby
No. 162320
>>162318Here you go, Nona!
>>>/ot/1577327 I personally don’t buy 60% of the content comes from her. Not implying she’s fully lying either.
I’ve shared most of her TikTok and Instagram Stories, for example. No. 162323
>>162321 I also remember and the pacing of her thread wasn’t that affected. If I had to guess
and she wasn’t lying, I’d say she just doesn’t understand why so many nonas are “obsessed” with Shayna and simply feels like she’s the major contributor. Also, for her sake, I hope other people in their circle are pregnant so she’s not as easily identified by Shayna.
No. 162328
>>162324It was this
>>162323.
Nonnie deleted the original and reposted it with the extra sentence at the end.
No. 162345
>>162315I am praying that Shayna sees it and posts to twitter.
>>162319If she was smart then she would try to attract more literal retards through social media targeting the mentally disabled. I've heard that those stupid tiktoks with ridiculous faces and fart sounds are primarily loved by the mentally disabled. Kinda like Bella Poarch but worse, which I could actually see her doing if she wasn't so stupid and knew how to use filters.
No. 162348
>>162344I'm also curious and made a thread here
>>>/shay/162346 nona, hope it's okay
No. 162366
File: 1684246728399.jpg (297.29 KB, 1572x1600, Fidget-Spinner.jpg)
>>162345Idea: fidget spinner porn
No. 162387
>>162369i’m guilty of showing Shayna’s disgusting body parts to my Nigel because she’s the most delusional person i have ever found and i wouldn’t understand why would she show off her infected and ugly vagina to the world expecting men to be attracted to it - so i had to ask one.
sometimes i show him a picture of her on cam to ask him if my body looks like hers but that’s just my mental illness kek
he knows about me reading lolcow but couldn’t care less, imageboards were never a thing in our country
No. 162427
I realized Shayna wants to be the center of attention but doesn't knoww what to do with the attention once she gets it.
Like, she talked a few times about being the "life of the party" but you never see that. In the few clips we got from FatCon, she was awkardly dancing, clearly only doing so, so someone could record it. Not in the moment, then we got that picture of her sitting down cross legged and on her phone.
The ONLY time I've seen Shayna seeming like the "Life of the party" Was when she was topless outside. I legit think she did that to impress Fupaul's friends while drunk.
Her whole life is, "here's my vagina give me money and attention because I'm showing it and i'm special!" and thats it. Whats her end goal, what does she want?
To own a house? To start her own porn company? or brand? Or SOMETHING? I don't get whats the end game, fame, what kind of fame?
Keffals "Fame" where you can get bots to help you ratio people so you can pick fights?
Even "popular" sex workers don't get "famous" unless they start doing something else.
Like sure scrotes who jerk off to them know them by name but..what does that do? Especially when so many end up dead, burnt out and settling down with however will have them. Completely having to change their whole life to attempt an normal life or in horrible gross relationships.
Very rarely do they end up rich, successful and happy, even the ones who do, do it off the backs of the explotition of other women (porn companies or "Managing" girls).
What does she want from this?
No. 162429
File: 1684471346776.png (295.71 KB, 390x566, download (2).png)
Shitty edit sorry kek
No. 162431
File: 1684472066775.jpeg (40.02 KB, 390x566, 9C215DE8-209A-442D-B187-7FAB41…)
>>162429An edit with better brows, some eyeliner, and foundation. He looks pretty close to Shat.
No. 162434
>>162427I think you're giving her too much credit tbh. I don't really think she has a single goal or plan farther away than when she'll get high or drunk next. I honestly believe she has no real goals, motivations, or dreams, because she always does the bare minimum. Any money she gets, she spends it right away even when crying about debt so I don't think she has any meaningful plans that would require finances.
The furthest she's ever planned has been the couple of times when she's moved and had to get her stuff organised. Then she moves in and her life is exactly the same.
I wonder if her being om a sex work break for a whole after surgery will change things. Mostly, I wonder if she's staying with her family, will she be able to be drunk and high constantly like she is now? Depending if she's on any pain meds after, mixing those with alcohol isn't a good idea.
This could be her first chance to legitimately sober up as she heals from surgery but I know she won't get sober because it will make her have to accept what I discussed above: she lives in the present moment like some sort of animal. Her impulses are all that drive her to do anything. She is unable to deny herself any form of gratification from her impulses.
Her posting more on the findom account might be the only form of future awareness she has.
No. 162440
File: 1684518146852.jpeg (118.92 KB, 1169x1313, F2A1433F-03A4-41D2-ACBF-CD07B1…)
get well soon shayster
No. 162447
File: 1684537288587.gif (Spoiler Image,1.77 MB, 400x400, ellen.gif)
First appearance of Ellen from the early threads.
No. 162448
File: 1684537326790.jpeg (Spoiler Image,55.92 KB, 792x1152, 1512236532313.jpeg)
Her ass has always been unfortunate
No. 162449
File: 1684540028832.jpeg (3.57 KB, 120x138, FB7E1823-5836-469F-8A4A-953061…)
No. 162454
File: 1684544307508.jpg (65.05 KB, 843x1051, FB_IMG_1684543620455.jpg)
Since everyone always says she smells like ham
No. 162476
File: 1684576763126.png (15.86 KB, 1777x215, 1502330389222.png)
>>162315I think I found this anon's first post in one of the early threads
No. 162727
File: 1684755214615.png (30.41 KB, 275x272, 1684598481526.png)
>>162726I just want answers!!!!!
No. 162752
File: 1684809494334.jpeg (97.21 KB, 684x1013, 13672409-C804-4472-BFEA-8A159E…)
No. 162783
>>162772I was deeply concerned until I caught “dream” in there on the third read, nona
Anyway. I am very interested in how Shayna reacts when she inevitably stumbles into this board. I was too busy for lc for like six months and finding the Shaynatorium the other day made my week. Maybe I’m termally internet poisoned but I find it oddly wholesome.
No. 162786
>>162783does anyone feel the farms feed into shayna’s delusions of grandeur? and that if these threads never existed and she didnt have this constant source of attention over her antics that she may have fizzles out by now and moved back home, went to college or gotten a normal job? Maybe focused more on finding a guy and settled down?
NONAS - WOULD SHAYNAS LIFE BE BETTER OR WORSE RIGHT NOW IF LOLCOW NEVER EXISTED?
No. 162790
>>162786I’m the anon you replied to and yes, absolutely regarding her delusions. She’s got an enormous need for validation and any attention is good attention to her. But honestly…. I don’t really care. Shayna gonna Shayna with or without us. We are but the garnish on her charcuterie board of misfortune.
As to her general life, her threads definitely archive dumb behavior she’d probably rather not exist, she consistently makes awful decisions and never learns. I don’t think the threads make a material difference. If anything, there’s good advice sometimes. She started her nsfw shit under her real fuckin name so if/when she exits she’d probably need a name change anyway to be employable. So ehhh maybe marginally better but her situation is self-inflicted.
No. 162858
File: 1684951460856.png (502.88 KB, 2048x2732, D59C1CC9-6F4F-4BCF-A432-CE1B31…)
EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!
SHAYNUS CONFIRMS NECROTIT IS AN IMPLANT.
>>>/snow/1833608THE ERA OF IMPLANT TINFOIL THAT HAS GRIPPED THREADS FOR 7 YEARS IS FINALLY OVER.
No. 162860
File: 1684956061557.jpeg (61.83 KB, 2025x264, 6BF0D597-512D-45D5-8656-656E7E…)
Sanest shaytard
No. 162906
>>162891Eh anon there’s always breast implant illness and various complications with breast augmentation. Not to mention the high likelihood that your boobs will look botched. Very few cases actually look nice and hers is going to look terrible because she can’t even take care of herself normally kek.
Personally I have larger boobs that sag and I prefer them to a smaller lifted version. As someone who self-harmed and had a horrible eating disorder, the human body is incredible and we should not hate our own features that we can’t choose but rather appreciate them. You get one body in this lifetime.
No. 162949
>>162892Wow, I too have flat pancake titties from weight loss! Shayna was actually my inspo to not be a fat piece of shit anymore, but unfortunately I lost my tits along the way. I'm in a similar situation as you entirely, regarding the breastfeeding, lift, etc. Best of luck to you nonna I know exactly how you feel.
Also fuck Shayna
No. 162988
File: 1685183966852.jpeg (91.49 KB, 1400x788, IMG_4282.jpeg)
His mouth looks like Shays pussy
No. 163049
>>162991I'm interested,
nonny.
No. 163057
File: 1685223963993.jpg (279.65 KB, 1079x2185, 20230520_003704.jpg)
>>160303>>160302i hope all the women their mouth anywhere near an anus have all their vaccinations up to date especially hep A.
And there is literally no way to avoid parasitic infections if you're doing this, fyi. parasite eggs aren't very large.
No. 163058
File: 1685225864288.png (406.56 KB, 500x666, bleak shituation.png)
felt inspired today
No. 163075
File: 1685328813783.jpeg (266.06 KB, 1206x1704, tumblr_81d38f1c379759e15f5a641…)
I think this is the worst photo of Shayna I've ever seen, apart from the pussy boil pics.
No. 163078
File: 1685331699396.png (26.25 KB, 275x217, C4B4C685-937E-4694-A986-959B2B…)
>>163075The fact that you can say THAT is the ugliest pic while shit like this exists.
No. 163080
File: 1685344717748.png (21.68 KB, 1790x380, shayna anon.png)
hmmmm saw this discussion in /ot/
looks like shayna's stalker anon who decided to leave because she was having a baby just couldn't stay away. i wonder if one of these replies is her
No. 163084
File: 1685386193976.jpeg (Spoiler Image,91.64 KB, 1169x1600, 24000ED7-4C16-4156-ABB7-821B64…)
No. 163089
File: 1685399652079.png (599.71 KB, 1080x1440, 1873AFC0-EC23-441A-AE7F-8B9116…)
Whatever happened to that super expensive vape she bought and only used once or twice. I remember it hooked up to an app on her phone and she named it something retarded. She is so fucking wasteful with her money. Then she just hoards thing in her hovel until they break or become outdated/useless. Why not sell some crap in her pigstye if she needs cash so bad?
No. 163106
File: 1685419028377.png (661.86 KB, 1200x686, strike a pose.png)
her poses in her cam shows are always so stupid
No. 163107
File: 1685421134185.png (81.57 KB, 345x512, i am whoa.png)
shayna when she says she only had one boob before her surgery
No. 163114
File: 1685475962292.png (2.68 MB, 1920x1079, shaynchronized swimming.png)
No. 163154
File: 1685895384420.png (549.57 KB, 768x847, shaymoooooooo.png)
No. 163158
File: 1685936755374.jpeg (71.73 KB, 848x1280, 46636D1A-A761-43A0-97A4-9A4255…)
KEK NONAS PLEASE Restyle App’s doll filter on her images from the “iconic moments” thread in Shay is sending me. This one is from the “I want ur cum for breakfast” pic.
No. 163160
File: 1685938854124.jpeg (82.61 KB, 1280x1200, 3E1F262B-31BF-48BC-98F4-FBEF32…)
No. 163165
File: 1685972103122.jpeg (117.24 KB, 944x1280, 554E4F65-43CF-44DA-9F39-FA4984…)
No. 163166
File: 1685975319806.jpg (109.86 KB, 1280x960, restyle-2023-06-05-03-57-08.jp…)
What it did to her ass kek
No. 163167
File: 1685975406173.jpg (128.48 KB, 1280x752, restyle-2023-06-05-03-58-50.jp…)
Strictmoor doll academy
Fuckin dead at what it did to grandma on the end
No. 163168
File: 1685976225497.jpeg (124.9 KB, 992x1280, 6C467787-B162-4A11-A066-41B8AF…)
No. 163169
File: 1685976911741.jpeg (98.86 KB, 1280x1136, DC51A86B-3A0C-412E-B3A1-B9F617…)
Shayna and her twin kek
No. 163172
File: 1685982061936.jpeg (93.27 KB, 1280x1168, 37A6B810-7CE0-4478-9716-81F989…)
Guess who
No. 163173
File: 1685993219561.jpeg (Spoiler Image,40.05 KB, 750x739, A2112E3C-277F-478A-BB4E-10D5EE…)
this is from her preview for her new video but she is so huge now! i imagine when she goes to fetcon people will notice how much bigger she is than last time
No. 163178
File: 1686001700773.jpeg (64.08 KB, 832x1280, 23D5140A-5E12-4DF6-82D0-771BCB…)
No. 163192
File: 1686008033160.png (183.57 KB, 908x510, clifford the big red hog.png)
No. 163208
File: 1686014305619.png (600.93 KB, 800x600, shart gallery.png)
No. 163264
File: 1686120115977.jpeg (193.69 KB, 1170x2046, 0492FC3E-0371-43B6-A45D-5C2A21…)
Posting here since we don’t have a new thread yet.
Shaynus headed to some sex dungeon earlier today looking like a troll doll
No. 163296
File: 1686152383702.jpeg (170.85 KB, 1169x1532, 035E6264-543A-4271-A19A-658091…)
Is it just me or does the clear plastic bag over the head sounds like methodology of a serial killer
No. 163321
File: 1686168063663.jpeg (77.29 KB, 828x947, DE263276-6E2A-4C06-B857-F3F9A2…)
>>163315was gonna post this itt last night but its locked, can anyone in here make the new thread? i think this conversation is also in onlyfans, so i assume theyre taking a cut, not even a whole 200 dollars for a serial killer ass fantasy. definitely not worth it. and shes just like "yayyy daddy" because any shekels are worth it for her. wonder if she actually filmed this in the dungeon, will be terrifying if it surfaces in the thread…
No. 163322
File: 1686169357112.jpeg (48.92 KB, 828x443, DDBC4879-22FA-4F89-8FD1-ED9824…)
anons tinfoiling that as she gets older she will lean more into the dom thing are right. she also begged for brunch again today, can she not just eat some yogurt and toast like a normal person?
No. 163323
>>163321Maybe the anon who used to know her irl and contributed a lot made all the threads and now that she left there’s no one kek
I’m ESL and have never made a cow thread, anons would rip me to pieces if I attempted to make one
No. 163340
File: 1686189908167.jpeg (Spoiler Image,193.96 KB, 2065x1170, DC7633CE-AE70-4092-B145-81994E…)
Had to delete/reupload to spoiler the pic
Screenshot from her recent dungeon video that looks more like a pig slaughter house
No. 163342
File: 1686190205471.jpeg (152.56 KB, 1284x1910, IMG_7280.jpeg)
>>163340this retard put the same description as her last vid.
tw for her new vid it might make you lose brain cells. it’s literally her masturbating in a dungeon, alone. bleak and creepy, to say the least.
No. 163343
File: 1686191118320.png (361.95 KB, 1169x2336, american manicure.png)
No. 163345
File: 1686192108267.jpeg (Spoiler Image,178.78 KB, 1920x1304, BE237239-E0C5-4DE1-B1AC-B72991…)
whoa I think this is the biggest she’s ever been so far
No. 163353
>>163345She really does own one cheap bra and has no fucking shame in wearing it exclusively huh?
The most ugly cheap looking bra,
No. 163362
File: 1686218843249.png (40.41 KB, 310x323, Screenshot_20230608-190522.png)
AAAUGH UUAGH OUGH UUAAAH
No. 163363
>>163357Maybe one of these
>>163192,
>>163194? Since she keeps getting even fatter and it's her girth day month? Tbh threadpic should be dealer's choice of whoever puts in the effort to make the damn thing. Anyone who complains can get stuffed. Here are some notes I took on the last thread if they help:
-calls out sexworker for asking to copy her work
-then tweets out sex work advice for free that she used to try to charge for
-new website goes live looking like something out of the space jam era, mattel lawyers crafting a cease a desist as we speak
-shayna's exercise in speed running alcoholism continues: new camshow, but now with even new levels of drunkenness and boogers being flicked
-alternates between subtweeting venom at other sexworkers she's more jealous of then acts like she's unbothered when she gets called out
-hops on the bandwagon of cancelling gayfag hairyshoulders aka ken the doll, doesn't take down her horrific content with him like the other whores
-fräulein shayna then has the tables turn on her as she realizes some of the ken callouts included him working with well-known nazi dolly mattel
No. 163375
File: 1686239885953.jpeg (189.7 KB, 1782x1024, 9994FC59-A9AF-4DF5-B380-350208…)
>>163357my vote for thread pic.
No. 163383
>>163381More like wtf are YOU talking about because one was talking about the beer picture. Funny how there’s always anons coming out of the woodwork minutes after a new thread is finally made to bitch about something with it. So you were waiting this whole time and did nothing to make a new thread yourself, got it. Thanks to the
nonnie who actually did it
No. 163385
>>163383Whoa calm down, smells like someones on the rag. My bad, I was actually defending
>>163375 but tagged the wrong person. I meant to tag
>>163377 who wrongly said a non AI version of it was already used as a thread pic “just two threads ago” when this actually incredibly false. The Last of Us shay drinking photo is a screen cap from last thread from her cam show, so its impossible for it to have been used in the past. There have been no thread pics with Shayna chugged a beer in at least the last 10 threads - so again, I ask
>>163377 what the hell are you even talking about. Probably just wanted their shitty clifford meme to be chosen so they made something up and OP just blindly believed them.
No. 163386
>>163385if you look at the post
>>163376 tagged it wasn't that picture, but this
>>163307 one from the AI thread. you're just confused and being salty for no reason.
No. 163393
>>163377>>163386This photo
>>163307 has never been thread pic (AI or not) before. No idea
>>163377 what is referring to. Actually someone wanted to use that image for a thread pic but then got scared it was "too pornographic" then used a dumb image instead. People make up the craziest lies in these threads for absolutely no reason. Justice for
>>163307 its creepy as hell and looks like some weird ass Pee Wee Herman shit. Trust your gut next time Nona! Stop being influenced by these weirdo! I wanna see yo true thread, the one you REALLY wanna see. Fuck the haters!
No. 163394
File: 1686260908762.jpg (72.59 KB, 470x957, SpotTheDifference.jpg)
No. 163396
>>163391I’m not talking about the people saying not to complain because the complainers are obnoxious and do nothing BUT complain. I’m talking about weirdos like this
>>163393 who are acting like any of this matters in the long run. It’s not like the thread image determines the quality of discussion that will happen in the thread.
No. 163401
File: 1686263173264.png (297.28 KB, 1200x800, shat burglar.png)
>>163340I don't get why she always uses the pantyhose. it just reminds me of this
No. 163403
File: 1686263293918.png (1.13 MB, 1320x742, globe (pig) trotters.png)
No. 163407
File: 1686274696689.png (10.41 KB, 645x300, Screenshot_20230608-213300~2.p…)
im not the anon shes replying to but..i looked similar to shay at 200-210 and same height. i carried it slightly better as an hourglass with actual buttcheeks but my arms and gut were similar in chonkitude. i do have way more muscle than her but just a working class amount, i dont lift or anything. i think shay is at least in the upper 180 or 190 range if not 200. id be shocked if she was only 170.
No. 163444
File: 1686519241594.jpg (49.25 KB, 1024x462, 1686517749696.jpg)
What do you think Shayna's BMI is
No. 163445
File: 1686521415612.jpeg (57.37 KB, 641x1111, 59D710C2-08B3-4A7F-B82C-AC19F7…)
>>163444between 32 and 33
No. 163453
File: 1686583186143.jpg (130.58 KB, 3177x441, cringe.jpg)
no because every time someone on shayna thread mentions having children its like… imagine your mom acting like an sperg on lolcow
No. 163476
>>163473same
Shay is over, and I am sad
No. 163477
>>163476It’s been the same shit over and over and over
for years so I wonder what’s changed now? Following her is funny because you can stop checking her thread for months and come back feeling like you’ve missed absolutely nothing.
No. 163482
File: 1686797934488.png (35.72 KB, 829x503, Screenshot_20230614-225305.png)
this >>1846581 comment from the main thread is actually a good joke but I could not help but note that the post referenced (picrel) specifically used the word "nail" which I feel like is probably in the bible given the whole crucifixion deal
thx for coming to my autist talk
No. 163496
File: 1686878587768.jpeg (72.59 KB, 1169x665, IMG_5113.jpeg)
I don’t have instagram so I was using a site to view her stories, and these stats are making me lol
No. 163505
>>163499Is this one of those "I am jealous of Shayna" posts
Anyway
>Does karma even exist? Shayna is her own worst enemy. Her life is sad because she chose to make it so. Her opportunities don't matter that much because she turned them down and will continue to do so (I'm assuming).
No. 163506
>>163499I think you need to think of it from another perspective. She has ruined her chances of having a functional relationship with her family or even casual friends, let alone with a partner that loves and respects her, with her actions. She has proven she cannot relate to people outside of sex work. She cannot support herself financially or in any other capacity, she is irresponsible and flat out stupid, she is in bad health (mentally and physically), she has no talents or hobbies, she is unemployable (due to her online presence, work ethic and her inability to function). She has nothing in her life moving her forward except for pity. Her parents feel helpless pity towards her- they do not love and support her. She is an obligation, and her family will forever treat her that way. I would bet she was called by one of her parents to make sure she knew her implant needed to be replaced because they knew she wouldn’t be tracking it, and she needed their insurance to cover it otherwise she would let it rot. Her mom bought her a dress when she came for Easter because she couldn’t be trusted to dress herself. They will never be proud of her. They look forward to seeing her to make sure she’s alive, they do not expect her to thrive. What she shows is is a family that loves her and wants her, I am sure when she is there she is the person that is sitting in a corner, only awkwardly responding to others or talking about the weather because they know not to ask her about her life. She is already in hell, is only going to keep going further. I am sorry it’s upsetting you nona or if things have been tough, but I promise you have more going for you than she ever has or ever will.
No. 163525
File: 1687090955149.jpeg (Spoiler Image,317.38 KB, 1920x1390, A7B72BD9-1064-46A6-AB69-EA90B6…)
example of 60s porn
No. 163526
File: 1687091094964.jpeg (Spoiler Image,23 KB, 250x386, 2B56AAF1-5FB1-4CF5-9751-FD6E7A…)
60s porn
No. 163527
File: 1687091221039.jpeg (Spoiler Image,111.85 KB, 890x728, 1F8D4166-7DB4-481F-901B-932E6F…)
More 60s porn. Looks exactly the same as shit she puts out except she puts in less effort
No. 163538
File: 1687185943414.jpeg (158.54 KB, 1745x1170, D1ABC396-C124-4A61-8489-38F500…)
>>163537comments that make my pussy gush
No. 163545
File: 1687309992155.jpeg (90.64 KB, 750x846, 201B30F2-3303-467E-B791-2BA931…)
these replies about her new boobs are so cringe
No. 163553
File: 1687399749764.jpg (126.04 KB, 1205x1571, 1687374069891.jpeg.jpg)
I'm high right now and this picture startled quite a chuckle out of me.
No. 163557
File: 1687467521623.jpeg (131.9 KB, 750x1021, 8D52879B-E44F-4106-9CE5-0CDB38…)
this person replying to shayna has such a creepy profile picture
No. 163559
File: 1687486310542.png (29.18 KB, 863x442, 1687461998940.png)
I have to admit this was kinda funny
No. 163562
File: 1687554639571.jpeg (249.82 KB, 1242x1356, 53EB4673-609B-42F0-BFC2-44BCF5…)
The results are in! Shayna Luther Klifford has just been voted in as the first “Baby Bimbo” President, beating FuPaul Perkins in a landslide. What will President Klifford’s first act be? Free breffast for all spoiled princesses? SpongeBob becomes real? All mothers sent to jail immediately if they dare speak up against uwu baby bimbo dolls? Alcohol calories no longer make you fat? Let’s stay tuned and find out.
No. 163567
>>163563I reckon context is important here. Any defence of Shayna’s mom is a response to something absurd Shayna is blowing out of proportion.
In general, I don’t think most things said on most threads is unbiased
or even fair, as we tend to be hyperbolic and
perhaps over critical of a lot of minutiae we wouldn’t consider ‘offensive’ in ‘normal’ people. I read everything as comedic and in Shayna’s thread in particular, as a way to get under her skin
nonas have said as much.
No. 163569
>>163568Shayna mother seems sparky and unlikable, like shayna unfiltered, but all we have is shayna to go from. I'm sorry in context of shaynas current life, her mom being sick, calling her a ass and being conservative doesn't seem that much to clutch pearls over, when her daughter literally baits her, is incapable of having any conversation without flipping out and is shayna.
Shayna mom and dad seem like functional retards, but shayna is the only child we see wanting to kill herself online because some sex workers are canceling her.
I think she got the worse part of her parents.
Shayna is just very unlikable In comparison her mom just comes off as just a naggy sparky lady. Not legit
abusive or hateful, we only have shaynas words to go by.
I also do t care about her politics because shayna is the other extreme and it's not even what she believe. She only hates her mother for being conservative when both her parents are. She keeps running to her mom when she could cut her out completely and stick to her dad
No. 163578
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her creepy dead hands compared to her shoulder
No. 163580
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Does anyone have the Shayna version of this grimace meme?
No. 163589
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she deleted this right away. who do you think she's bitching about now?
No. 163591
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No. 163595
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she doesn't know how to not drive away every coomer lol. i saw on her twitter she's been losing followers.
No. 163598
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thread pic suggestion. keepin it as simple as shaynas pimple.
No. 163602
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this one has to be the new thread pic, c'mon
No. 163610
>>163559yeah i thought it was pretty clever…
did she steal it?
No. 163635
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No. 163650
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would love a thread in /shay about things in the shayverse that aged like milk or wine
No. 163653
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throwback to when nonita posted this as proof that shayna looks like rob dyrdek
No. 163657
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hellweek is here, will shaytards survive?
No. 163664
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No. 163666
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My diabetic southern grandma bringing me and my coworkers lunch
No. 163667
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No. 163668
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No. 163669
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no ass confirmed
No. 163672
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No. 163677
>>163670I got banned permanently for saying this and using an emoticon which I didn’t know was against the rules but whatever I’m so sorry farmhands pls forgive
>>163676You know she’s too stupid to do that. Shayna will never make smart business decisions, she just does what she wants to, like shoving monster dildos up her snatch, and then expects scrotes to pay for it
(you were banned for 6 hours, not perma'd, retard. fyi complaints go in /meta/) No. 163683
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>>163678Not being mean but are you being honest with yourself? Is it possible you may have some delusion or body dysmorphia that is warping your opinion? Because the majority of us comment she is morbidly obese because we have eyes and can see how big she looks in candid photos like picrel. She is AT LEAST 190 but I think she’s hit 200 by now based on that photo. People forget she’s like 5’7. Even when she was skinny she was a “bigger” girl and heavier than average sized women just cause of her stature. Theres a photo of her sitting on the insex guy kissing back in the day and she looks huge in comparison. So now add on all the extra weight theres no way shes not medically obese. Her thighs alone put her over let alone the gut and line backer shoulders. She big.
No. 163684
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>>163683heres the photo i was talking about. looking back on solo pics youd think she was 100-120 pounds during that saga but when she interacted next to people you can see is more 130-140 even tho shes thin.
No. 163686
>>163678exactly, plenty of girls in the overweight bmi category are still considered rly sexy. i think shays problem isnt even her BMI (yet) but just that she stores weight like shit (mostly in belly/arms/face). i know a lot of girls bigger than her who have done rly well in sex work, but most of them were either built differently (weight going mainly to boobs/butt) or they were just really confident in their bodies and leaned into being fat.
many nonas here are nitpicky about weight stuff and id wager a guess that Shayna herself is just as hateful of fat ppl so she refuses to lean into it…
No. 163695
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No. 163707
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Shayna tries so hard to be a pretty popular e girl with her faces it’s so sad
No. 163719
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Kek
No. 163723
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…
No. 163725
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>>163723Tried to make her cuteish
No. 163739
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>>163685a BMI of 31.32 makes her medically obese which is exactly what I said, dumbass anachan.
No. 163743
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>>163739and that makes her morbidly obese ("the majority of us comment she is morbidly obese because we have eyes") how dumbass
No. 163744
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Beware the pedophile lurking under your bed
No. 163745
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alternate version
No. 163747
>>163743Reading comprehension not your thing
nonnie? Let me spoon you feed you:
“So now add on all the extra weight theres no way shes not medically obese”. I personally feel she has hit morbid obesity and but there’s no reason to be fastidious and try to deny she’s not medically obese now. its obvious to all of us with working eyes.
No. 163752
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oh shit look what time it is Shayna
No. 163755
>>163752New Shay reaction pic
I love it
nonnie No. 163756
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>>163755Lol thanks nona. I’m also the one who posted the Hello Kitty TJ Maxx job application in the main thread and I’m surprised I didn’t get banned for it. Idk why I find the idea of Hello Kitty telling her to get a job so funny, but I can’t stop seeing it in all her Hello Kitty pics now.
No. 163757
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the fuck is wrong with people
No. 163759
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No. 163761
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main thread closed before i could reply:
>>>/snow/1864456i bet her dog got a UTI because shayna’s lazy (and shit stained) ass doesnt taken him out to the bathroom enough. i bet noodle is lucky if shayna takes her out once a day. not to mention shayna probably feed it a crappy diet and doesnt bring noodle for regular check ups.
No. 163771
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Shayna’s ability to cope with her circumstances is incredible; imagine having to turn to the depraved men you sell your body to for comfort. The idea is so grim to me. That is if Noodle is actually unwell and she isn’t simply scamming as she usually is.
No. 163772
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Amusing. Her likes are so telling.
No. 163773
Can’t post in the main thread bc of the bump limit but
>>>/snow/1864397Those look like HPV genital warts. I had them a few years ago and they looked identical (yes I know it’s nasty as fuck).
No. 163783
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Why aren’t we talking more about this? Shaynas audience is disgusting
No. 163785
>>163781No worries nona, always appreciate the thread makers. Just wanted to point it out since it seems like anons want to fix everything right now. Thank you for your service
>>163784I agree
No. 163789
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I don’t like when people insult Noodle but she does look really retarded in this picture. Shayna probably gave it brain damage
No. 163802
>>163799I said this in the main thread, watch me get banned xo
lol but seriously I am concerned that she got called lara croft and then made big boobs her identity and she is gonna die on those moderately sized hills
No. 163817
>>163813Can DR's accurately recreate a vagina with very large/meaty inner labia? Because that's what I have and I'd be happy to post it to prove I'm not a tranny either.
>>163815No one cares that YOU posted my tits on 4chan with probably no replies or response.
>>163816Who said shit about keeping them for a man. Most women get a reduction for aesthetic purposes in the first place and that is retarded to me. People should love the bodies they are given.
No. 163823
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>>163822Imagine a vagina with one of these as the right inner labia inexplicably sticking out further than the rest of what nona referred to as her meaty pussy
No. 163824
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>>163822this is what she posted, careful highly NSFW
No. 163825
>>163822same. I can't even fathom what the fuck it could have looked like, not even
>>163823 is helping. I guess there are some mysteries in life you have to be content with never knowing.
No. 163830
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For those curious. Yes I have a meaty labia, idc it's how I was born. I put the paper between the lips so one side of my labia is on the other side of the paper.
Forgot the spoiler so I'm reposting.
>>163829idc that you scrotes only enjoy vaginas that resemble children.
(ban evading retard) No. 163844
>>163840So do what this
nonnie said
>>163837 No. 163848
>>163838what are you talking about? re-read my post
>>163834 at no point did I say eating ass is normal, wth? I said she definitely seems like she was one of the people who posted their tits in the ass eating thread. And therefore, eating ass makes you go full retard.
No. 163859
>>163854I didn’t describe mine in my reply but
>>163856 is right kek
No. 163865
>>163864I agree. To this Nona
>>163858 you said your opinion already. If you aren’t lava girl then there should be no reason for you to keep replying and infighting over some dumb scrotey comments.
