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No. 157669

Share your favorite iconic moments from the thread, or a specific memory you share with your fellow shayheads. My favorite was anon who hated the word bleak so much she was getting a shayneurism (but eventually embraced it). What's yours?

No. 157676

The shattening

No. 157687

Nonnie finding Fupa in Shay’s sunglasses and then Fupa goes “lol nah I just happened to run into her” and again when a random nona was standing in line behind them getting a pizza KEK brings me to tears every time I think about it.

No. 157703

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No. 157704

I'm fucking foaming mayochup at the mouth

No. 157705

>>157687
Kek nona am i being pranked? I can believe it with how badly fupa wanted to keep her hidden from his public life. His dirty little secret.

Also, comedian fart anon is one of my fav moments

No. 157706

Correct me if I’m wrong but remember when anons were tinfoiling for like a year after their breakup that they were still actually secretly dating and apparently they were (well at least sleeping together) but then he ACTUALLY broke up with her so she revealed to Twitter that he’d been seeing her hoping the farmers would contact his wife?? It was major back in the day. I think this was the same thread she claimed to have gone to a mental hospital kek

No. 157708

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>>157706
Yes the fupa-foilers were adamant (myself included) that they were still dating. The big reveal and the subsequent (supposed) mental hospital stay to follow was one of the greatest moments in Shat history.

I don’t know why she felt compelled to out him. She literally did it FOR us.

No. 157713

>>157708
That shit was amazingly milky. I can't believe I witnessed it, I was 50/50 on the tinfoil, but when it was revealed the tinfoiling nonnas were right… Le. Gen. Da. Ry. It's good that Shatna didn't realize beforehand that she'd just be mocked for that revelation, rather than us take her side.

No. 157715

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This thread pic. I think about it very often.

No. 157722

Tbh, worse/worst anon made me cackle every time I encountered her. Plus the anon who would get so pissed that she got them mixed up kek.
>>157715
Yes! That’s all that survives of that picture, the post containing the OG one Fupa took was deleted from the thread mysteriously.

No. 157736

the reflection being caught in the sunglasses really was the best moment so far. props to the nonnie who figured that out. it really makes me want to go back from the beginning and start at the blanket-bed-on-the-floor days

No. 157744

The nonnies fighting about Noodle being called a retarded dog had me cackling!

No. 157747

>>157744
Oh my god, it does make me cackle whenever I see noodle and can’t help but think “ah, the retard dog”

No. 157753

Not necessarily an iconic Shayna moment but the reveal of Mike Slack paying for his daughters porn as a customer for what appeared to be a year was the most WTF thing to ever happen. Not just in Shayna’s threads but beyond that; I’d venture to say that if more people knew about it, they’d freak out in disgust from the story similarly as to how normies reacted to Chris Chan getting arrested for raping his mother.

No. 157760

>>157753
This was definitely the darkest moment in her threads for sure. It haunts me honestly

No. 157821

Comedian fart pose

No. 157831

The anon who put trombone music on a video of Shayna walking in the woods.

No. 157866

>>157831
THE ANON WHO WHAT

No. 157869

Ass eater anon

No. 157877

>>157831
Oh my god I forgot about that. Someone please find it. It was when she went to Rainer for one of those awful naked-in-the-woods shoots.

No. 157895

i miss the nonnie who would do autistic breakdowns of her spending. we all know shes broke but i like to be reminded that shes broke cause she buys monster dildos and 20 lush lotions with pricey makeup just for her pile of shit to never use.

No. 157910

>>157821
whoever always comments this, i see you, i hear you, i know what youre doing, thank you

No. 157919

not a specific moment but i love it when a new shayracter (character) gets introduced to the shayniverse and some anon makes up a funny nickname and the shayheads silently agree on just calling them that forever. fupa, ellen degenerate, gayfag hairyshoulders, dawn dogfucker just to name a few

No. 157930

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This somehow got engrained in my psyche and whenever I'm tired at work I think about this

No. 157931

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>>157930
The accompanying image/gif

No. 157951

>>157919
Oh god gayfag hairyshoulders is my all time favourite so far. I really laugh at fupaul too but I wasn’t around for the inception of that.

No. 157952

>>157951
Jason R. Womack as a nickname like Kim Kardashian and just cracks me up. Also when he was going on rants about wanting to take Shay on an off-roading mudding date holds a special place in my heart.

No. 157958

>>157931
>>157930
KEK NONA THIS IS GOLD THANK YOU

No. 157960

>>157931
>>157930
fuck that has me in tears, ty nonna

No. 157968

>>157919
Balding gaysics

No. 157990

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idk if this really counts because it wasn't in a shay thread but i have a sensible chuckle every time i think about it

No. 158000

>>157990
The "what the fuck, you think she's kawaii?" part killed me
Also "shaysenpai"

No. 158013

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when shaynus sold a video of her setting fireworks off out of her asshole

No. 158019

>>157990
never seen this before and just made me cackle. wonderful.

No. 158150

>>157919
don't forget soy salvatore

No. 158242

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bless poet anon

No. 158249

>>157990
Laughing out loud at this kek

No. 158269

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Shayna talks about her "skinny privilege" this aged like milk

No. 158270

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pt 2 of skinny probz

No. 158280

>>158270
Now Shayna is the size 16 cousin lmao

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No. 158345

>>158288
Thanks nonnie! Top kek!

No. 158359

>>158288
whoever made this is so stupid kek ily

No. 158411

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When Shayna was caught posting in her thread

No. 158428

>>158411
What happened next? Please link us, nona.

No. 158435

>>158428
Nothing really. Just a few nonnies asking for a post reveal until a farmhand came in and said to stop responding to low effort bait, but I like to think it was still her. It was deleted and reposted within seconds, so a troll would have had to have been extremely lucky for the anon to capture it if it were bait. Plus we know she lurks and responds to posts indirectly on her social media, frequently gets fucked up on substances and makes impulsive decisions, and jannies under previous regimes could never let us shaytards have anything nice.
>>>/snow/1013681

No. 158479

>>158411
I think she goes in other threads too to talk about how hot she is

No. 158484

The worse thing might be the fact that seeing bottle of mayochup at the grocery store makes me physically shudder

No. 158498

>>158484
kek I’m sorry for mayochup triggering your post traumatic shay disorder

No. 158536

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>>17555
when it was revealed fupa told the mother of his children shayna was a "graphic designer" kek

No. 158539

>>158536
This makes me hate Fupaul so fucking much, but it gave me an idea for a Shay thread.

No. 158641

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This is one of the most hysterical shay memes to me, the inception of this meme in the main thread before the shaynatorium absolutely sent me

No. 158644

>>158641
i literally think about this every day it haunts my mind its why i make sure to always brush my tongue

No. 158701

>>158013
If I remember right, this one actually upset her weird veteran audience

No. 158714

>>158641
The filter looks hilarious

No. 160489

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No. 160491

>>160489
i still can't believe this, i think it was the black girl she did the wrestling porn and shit with.

No. 160497

>>160489
Which one of them had SAMSUNG Galaxy S22 5G phone?

No. 160500

>>160497
i think it was the black girl lmaooo but shayna never said anything, she even keep being friends with her so idk

No. 160521

>>160489
nonnies where in the threads is this i think the shaytism is getting to me and i can't find it

No. 160548

>>160521
Here >>>/snow/1615442
It's from the Florida fet con thread 113

No. 160565

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No. 161846

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this troll

No. 162245

Honestly I think her recently admitting to FSSW is going to be a turning point in her threads. There’s no going back and I feel like she hasn’t truly hit rock bottom yet. A memorable thread moment

No. 162277

>>157919
Jackie Kennedy gets me, also not new shayracter but whatever nona started calling her shaytan.

No. 163508

>>158288
I came to /shay specifically to find this for top tier keks, you are a pure diamond nonnie thank you

No. 163513

trashy chan, wherever she is now. and also worse/t anon.

No. 163558

>>163513
i thought about trashy chan when i went hiking recently. good luck out there girl

No. 163746

Every time anyone calls noodle retarded I laugh so hard I cry.

No. 163750

>>163746
I laughed at the a logging “euthanize this obese pile of shit” KEK

No. 163786

Not exactly iconic but do you remember when she kept saying "holy snot"

No. 163969

>>163513
who is trashy chan?

No. 163970

>>163969
The anon who would call literally everything Shayna does trashy, including but not limited to something as benign as hiking

No. 164005

>>163970
I think they said her drinking water out of a plastic bottle was trashy which influenced me to buy a hydro flask lmao

No. 164168

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>>164005(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 164174

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When Shayna made Sonichu-tier art for Fupa. Actually even Sonichu is better than this

No. 164175

>>164174
good lord this is so cringy

No. 164176

>>164174
The fact fupaul has a kids who are the exact age to draw him this shit, fupaul was a sick person qnd shayna saw no issue with acting like a child for a man who had kids probably close to the age she is acting

No. 164177

>>164176
Ya and honestly the anons who say he’s doing better make me weary.. he’s with a lady with kids. I don’t wanna sound gross but ughh come on this guy shouldn’t be around kids

No. 164220

>>164174
if she were to re-draw this today they'd be the same size kek

No. 164222

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i can't stop laughing about donny mattel

No. 164239

>>163513
my tinfoil is that Pumpyfrom the camgirl thread is worse/t anon bc she always mixes up those two words literally every time she uses them kek

No. 164240

>>164239
A few of us have thought that for a bit and tbh I agree. Not that I think Dumpy is smart enough to figure out sageing and whatnot but it really would not surprise me kek. She prob thinks she’s soooo much better than Shaynus but at least Shaynus has parents who care about her and would help her in a second if she actually wanted to get out of whoring lmao

No. 164254

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No. 164255

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when she ate her discharge.

No. 164273

>>164255
Tinfoil theory: Shayna is komaeda-chan

No. 164315

>>158288
I haven't seen this until today, and I watched it while laughing hysterically three times. It's perfect. Bless the nonna who made this kek
>>164255
I was unprepared for this and now I'm horribly nauseated.

No. 165696

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reading the old threads, this may be the first ever tit-foiler, from 2018: >>>/snow/728752

No. 165697

So many breakups.
First: >>>/snow/766712
Last: >>>/snow/988453
I guess Fupa kept her around for another YEAR AND A HALF? I forgot it was so long

No. 165725

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The first skirt belts, and the start of her noticeable weight gain
>>>/snow/
>>>/snow/883470
>>>/snow/900403

No. 165726

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when ribmeat went missing for 3 months??? i forgot about this >>>/snow/888053

No. 165743

>>165725
>>>/snow/907958
>you'll notice in the caps that even though she was paid to strip naked, she left her skirt on like a belt to cover her stomach for the entire night.

No. 165973

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>>>/snow/1914901
This was so stupid yet funny. It belongs here.

No. 166292

https://www.dropbox.com/s/3o55zgk2z89oefb/Video%20Aug%2007%2C%2011%2008%2036%20AM.mov?dl=0

Shayna's 21 humiliating things video. Here's a rough transcript of this video. Sorry for the huge block of text.

"One time I got fucked with my head in a toilet and got my hair all wet, and I lost an eyelash in the toilet. And that was pretty humiliating. Uhm that's one. There was one time I was filming one of my videos, my piss puppy video, and I accidentally pissed myself while the camera wasn't rolling and like no one was even there and it just felt like really, really humiliating. Uhm my first pro-shoot I did with another model, I didn't realize I was going to be working with another model so I didn't shave. And yeah that was not my favorite look on camera and it was not… it was just like… not cute and I was like, really humiliating cause like incoherent disgusted noises. Uhm, I mean it's pretty humiliating how, how bad I am at putting dick in my throat to the point where I literally cry and throw up and that was my first blowjob that I gave my ex-boyfriend. Yeah like, I yeah I got laughed at pretty hard when I uhm threw up all over my ex-boyfriend's dick. It was pretty bad. Uhm so that's four. Oh another thing that happened with me and my ex-boyfriend, the first time we met was uhm, he took me to like a really nice hotel and that was the first time I did anal and the sheets were terrifying afterwards, there was just like blood everywhere and like piss. Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying. I was absolutely fucking humiliated groan and uhm, oh my god sigh. So that's five. Uhm, at my friend's uhm kinky New Year's party I was being beat up by like two girls at once and one of them was holding a leash that was attached to my nose and the other one was like pulling on my nipple and stepping her heel into my leg and I accidentally pissed on the floor because I was trying to focus so hard that I got scared and pissed myself. And that was– I just pissed myself on a hardwood floor in a really nice mansion in front of like twelve people. Uhm there was one time, I went out to the grocery store and dinner with my friend without realizing I had cum all over my t-shirt until she pointed it out to me, and yeah, that was fun. That's seven. Uhm one time I filmed an entire video without realizing I had period blood all over my leg. Eight, uhm, oh my god this is awful. I'm such a dumbass. Uhm, let's see, I started camming when I was underaged, that's nine. And on top of that for number ten, I once had some guy pay me by buying me a nice Nikon camera and I had it sent to my house, and my mom found it and brought it to the police station. laughter That's humiliating. Uhm, I had to film my first anal video for Manyvids three times because long pause I kept crying, it hurt so bad. Uhm twelve, I used to lie tie myself to my bed when I was a kid because I liked feeling helpless. Thirteen, uhm I also used to like, when me and my friends would play pretend I would always long pause ask if like, they would tie me up too. Uhm, uhmmm, oh my god this is so many, it's so humiliating. Uhm fourteen, I used to fuck myself with an electric toothbrush incoherent squealing. Uhm fifteen, I rolls eyes I was really confused about why I loved touching myself so much for like a really long time because I had like sex-ed really closed off from me and my family, so I would like just spend hours in my bed just touching myself and rubbing my clit to the point where now I feel like that's the only way that I can cum, by rubbing my clit. Sixteen, uhm I used to get a lot of surgery, I had surgery about like five or six times when I was younger and I think that's a part of the reason that I'm like extremely into like, like I have a huge medical fetish and I'm like really humiliated and ashamed of. Like, and it's weird cause I like hate going to the doctor but like, oh my god. Uhm the thought of like, I don't know, just being someone's like experiment sounds hot, I guess? I don't know. I don't know. Ahh oh my god this is awful. Seventeen, uhm oh my god sighs and shakes head. Seventeen, uhm the first time I ever did a camshow on MFC– er no, the first time I ever did a cam show from my ex-boyfriend's house, I accidentally left the shades open and his mom was out in the garden and she knew I was camming before my ex-boyfriend. Uhm, eighteen, my dad found my dog cage in my bedroom at his house, that was pretty embarrassing. Nineteen, my dad asked me if I punch myself in the face for money, that was pretty fucking humiliating. Jesus christ, uhm scoffs. Uhm, twenty, I guess I'll give you a big one since we're near the end here, uhm I'm absolutely humiliated by the way my uh pussy looks, and I do porn. There you go. And to top it all off for number twenty-one, I'm extremely humiliated by the fact how wet I am from talking about what a humiliating life I've lead thus far. Thanks for being patient with me, I hope this was worth it cause I sure feel disgusting."

No. 166293

>>166292
Her voice is so deep

No. 166350

File: 1701292971153.mp4 (16.86 MB, 21 moments of Shayme.mp4)

>>166292
Thanks! Let's archive that locally!

No. 168646

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No. 168651

>>168646
Kek which thread?

No. 168663

>>168646
was literally coming here to ask which thread its finally revealed she was with the fupes the whole time!!!! i bet the fupa deniers felt so stupid. i started following her threads in 2021 so i missed the fupa saga so i'm reading it now, and its so funny how she even posted his dick and fupe with a shirt on it and its OBVIOUSLY him but people were still saying that people were just "tinfoiling" about fupa and she obviously had some other scrote in her life when she never did.

No. 168679

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>>>/snow/653664

This work of shart:

No. 168682

>>168679
Wtf is wrong with her vulva? I know she had those boils but why does it look all bunched up?

No. 168693

>>168682
Read the old threads, it’s all there kek she had some creepy fat scrote from a BDSM site vacuum her entire vulva up in some kind of high powered clit pump and this is the result.

No. 168697

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this edit from thread 50'

No. 168701

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