/shay/ - dolly mattel fan club

The shattening

Nonnie finding Fupa in Shay’s sunglasses and then Fupa goes “lol nah I just happened to run into her” and again when a random nona was standing in line behind them getting a pizza KEK brings me to tears every time I think about it.

I'm fucking foaming mayochup at the mouth

>>157687
Kek nona am i being pranked? I can believe it with how badly fupa wanted to keep her hidden from his public life. His dirty little secret.

Also, comedian fart anon is one of my fav moments

Correct me if I’m wrong but remember when anons were tinfoiling for like a year after their breakup that they were still actually secretly dating and apparently they were (well at least sleeping together) but then he ACTUALLY broke up with her so she revealed to Twitter that he’d been seeing her hoping the farmers would contact his wife?? It was major back in the day. I think this was the same thread she claimed to have gone to a mental hospital kek

>>157706
Yes the fupa-foilers were adamant (myself included) that they were still dating. The big reveal and the subsequent (supposed) mental hospital stay to follow was one of the greatest moments in Shat history.

I don’t know why she felt compelled to out him. She literally did it FOR us.

>>157708
That shit was amazingly milky. I can't believe I witnessed it, I was 50/50 on the tinfoil, but when it was revealed the tinfoiling nonnas were right… Le. Gen. Da. Ry. It's good that Shatna didn't realize beforehand that she'd just be mocked for that revelation, rather than us take her side.

This thread pic. I think about it very often.

Tbh, worse/worst anon made me cackle every time I encountered her. Plus the anon who would get so pissed that she got them mixed up kek.
>>157715
Yes! That’s all that survives of that picture, the post containing the OG one Fupa took was deleted from the thread mysteriously.

the reflection being caught in the sunglasses really was the best moment so far. props to the nonnie who figured that out. it really makes me want to go back from the beginning and start at the blanket-bed-on-the-floor days

The nonnies fighting about Noodle being called a retarded dog had me cackling!

>>157744
Oh my god, it does make me cackle whenever I see noodle and can’t help but think “ah, the retard dog”

Not necessarily an iconic Shayna moment but the reveal of Mike Slack paying for his daughters porn as a customer for what appeared to be a year was the most WTF thing to ever happen. Not just in Shayna’s threads but beyond that; I’d venture to say that if more people knew about it, they’d freak out in disgust from the story similarly as to how normies reacted to Chris Chan getting arrested for raping his mother.

>>157753
This was definitely the darkest moment in her threads for sure. It haunts me honestly

Comedian fart pose

The anon who put trombone music on a video of Shayna walking in the woods.

>>157831
THE ANON WHO WHAT

Ass eater anon

>>157831
Oh my god I forgot about that. Someone please find it. It was when she went to Rainer for one of those awful naked-in-the-woods shoots.

i miss the nonnie who would do autistic breakdowns of her spending. we all know shes broke but i like to be reminded that shes broke cause she buys monster dildos and 20 lush lotions with pricey makeup just for her pile of shit to never use.

>>157821
whoever always comments this, i see you, i hear you, i know what youre doing, thank you

not a specific moment but i love it when a new shayracter (character) gets introduced to the shayniverse and some anon makes up a funny nickname and the shayheads silently agree on just calling them that forever. fupa, ellen degenerate, gayfag hairyshoulders, dawn dogfucker just to name a few

This somehow got engrained in my psyche and whenever I'm tired at work I think about this

>>157930
The accompanying image/gif

>>157919
Oh god gayfag hairyshoulders is my all time favourite so far. I really laugh at fupaul too but I wasn’t around for the inception of that.

>>157951
Jason R. Womack as a nickname like Kim Kardashian and just cracks me up. Also when he was going on rants about wanting to take Shay on an off-roading mudding date holds a special place in my heart.

>>157931
>>157930
KEK NONA THIS IS GOLD THANK YOU

>>157931
>>157930
fuck that has me in tears, ty nonna

>>157919
Balding gaysics

idk if this really counts because it wasn't in a shay thread but i have a sensible chuckle every time i think about it

>>157990
The "what the fuck, you think she's kawaii?" part killed me
Also "shaysenpai"

when shaynus sold a video of her setting fireworks off out of her asshole

>>157990
never seen this before and just made me cackle. wonderful.

>>157919
don't forget soy salvatore

bless poet anon

>>157990
Laughing out loud at this kek

Shayna talks about her "skinny privilege" this aged like milk

pt 2 of skinny probz

>>158270
Now Shayna is the size 16 cousin lmao

>>157831
>>157866
>>157877
Kek nonnies I found it! >>>/snow/1509866

>>158288
Thanks nonnie! Top kek!

>>158288
whoever made this is so stupid kek ily

When Shayna was caught posting in her thread

>>158411
What happened next? Please link us, nona.

>>158428
Nothing really. Just a few nonnies asking for a post reveal until a farmhand came in and said to stop responding to low effort bait, but I like to think it was still her. It was deleted and reposted within seconds, so a troll would have had to have been extremely lucky for the anon to capture it if it were bait. Plus we know she lurks and responds to posts indirectly on her social media, frequently gets fucked up on substances and makes impulsive decisions, and jannies under previous regimes could never let us shaytards have anything nice.
>>>/snow/1013681

>>158411
I think she goes in other threads too to talk about how hot she is

The worse thing might be the fact that seeing bottle of mayochup at the grocery store makes me physically shudder

>>158484
kek I’m sorry for mayochup triggering your post traumatic shay disorder

>>17555
when it was revealed fupa told the mother of his children shayna was a "graphic designer" kek

>>158536
This makes me hate Fupaul so fucking much, but it gave me an idea for a Shay thread.

This is one of the most hysterical shay memes to me, the inception of this meme in the main thread before the shaynatorium absolutely sent me

>>158641
i literally think about this every day it haunts my mind its why i make sure to always brush my tongue

>>158013
If I remember right, this one actually upset her weird veteran audience

>>158641
The filter looks hilarious

>>160489
i still can't believe this, i think it was the black girl she did the wrestling porn and shit with.

>>160489
Which one of them had SAMSUNG Galaxy S22 5G phone?

>>160497
i think it was the black girl lmaooo but shayna never said anything, she even keep being friends with her so idk

>>160521
Here >>>/snow/1615442
It's from the Florida fet con thread 113

this troll

Honestly I think her recently admitting to FSSW is going to be a turning point in her threads. There’s no going back and I feel like she hasn’t truly hit rock bottom yet. A memorable thread moment

>>157919
Jackie Kennedy gets me, also not new shayracter but whatever nona started calling her shaytan.

>>158288
I came to /shay specifically to find this for top tier keks, you are a pure diamond nonnie thank you

trashy chan, wherever she is now. and also worse/t anon.

>>163513
i thought about trashy chan when i went hiking recently. good luck out there girl

Every time anyone calls noodle retarded I laugh so hard I cry.

>>163746
I laughed at the a logging “euthanize this obese pile of shit” KEK

Not exactly iconic but do you remember when she kept saying "holy snot"

>>163513
who is trashy chan?

>>163969
The anon who would call literally everything Shayna does trashy, including but not limited to something as benign as hiking

>>163970
I think they said her drinking water out of a plastic bottle was trashy which influenced me to buy a hydro flask lmao

When Shayna made Sonichu-tier art for Fupa. Actually even Sonichu is better than this

>>164174
good lord this is so cringy

>>164174
The fact fupaul has a kids who are the exact age to draw him this shit, fupaul was a sick person qnd shayna saw no issue with acting like a child for a man who had kids probably close to the age she is acting

>>164176
Ya and honestly the anons who say he’s doing better make me weary.. he’s with a lady with kids. I don’t wanna sound gross but ughh come on this guy shouldn’t be around kids

>>164174
if she were to re-draw this today they'd be the same size kek

i can't stop laughing about donny mattel

>>163513
my tinfoil is that Pumpyfrom the camgirl thread is worse/t anon bc she always mixes up those two words literally every time she uses them kek

>>164239
A few of us have thought that for a bit and tbh I agree. Not that I think Dumpy is smart enough to figure out sageing and whatnot but it really would not surprise me kek. She prob thinks she’s soooo much better than Shaynus but at least Shaynus has parents who care about her and would help her in a second if she actually wanted to get out of whoring lmao

when she ate her discharge.

>>164255
Tinfoil theory: Shayna is komaeda-chan

>>158288
I haven't seen this until today, and I watched it while laughing hysterically three times. It's perfect. Bless the nonna who made this kek
>>164255
I was unprepared for this and now I'm horribly nauseated.

reading the old threads, this may be the first ever tit-foiler, from 2018: >>>/snow/728752

So many breakups.
First: >>>/snow/766712
Last: >>>/snow/988453
I guess Fupa kept her around for another YEAR AND A HALF? I forgot it was so long

The first skirt belts, and the start of her noticeable weight gain
>>>/snow/
>>>/snow/883470
>>>/snow/900403

when ribmeat went missing for 3 months??? i forgot about this >>>/snow/888053

>>>/snow/1914901
This was so stupid yet funny. It belongs here.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/3o55zgk2z89oefb/Video%20Aug%2007%2C%2011%2008%2036%20AM.mov?dl=0

Shayna's 21 humiliating things video. Here's a rough transcript of this video. Sorry for the huge block of text.

"One time I got fucked with my head in a toilet and got my hair all wet, and I lost an eyelash in the toilet. And that was pretty humiliating. Uhm that's one. There was one time I was filming one of my videos, my piss puppy video, and I accidentally pissed myself while the camera wasn't rolling and like no one was even there and it just felt like really, really humiliating. Uhm my first pro-shoot I did with another model, I didn't realize I was going to be working with another model so I didn't shave. And yeah that was not my favorite look on camera and it was not… it was just like… not cute and I was like, really humiliating cause like incoherent disgusted noises. Uhm, I mean it's pretty humiliating how, how bad I am at putting dick in my throat to the point where I literally cry and throw up and that was my first blowjob that I gave my ex-boyfriend. Yeah like, I yeah I got laughed at pretty hard when I uhm threw up all over my ex-boyfriend's dick. It was pretty bad. Uhm so that's four. Oh another thing that happened with me and my ex-boyfriend, the first time we met was uhm, he took me to like a really nice hotel and that was the first time I did anal and the sheets were terrifying afterwards, there was just like blood everywhere and like piss. Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying. I was absolutely fucking humiliated groan and uhm, oh my god sigh. So that's five. Uhm, at my friend's uhm kinky New Year's party I was being beat up by like two girls at once and one of them was holding a leash that was attached to my nose and the other one was like pulling on my nipple and stepping her heel into my leg and I accidentally pissed on the floor because I was trying to focus so hard that I got scared and pissed myself. And that was– I just pissed myself on a hardwood floor in a really nice mansion in front of like twelve people. Uhm there was one time, I went out to the grocery store and dinner with my friend without realizing I had cum all over my t-shirt until she pointed it out to me, and yeah, that was fun. That's seven. Uhm one time I filmed an entire video without realizing I had period blood all over my leg. Eight, uhm, oh my god this is awful. I'm such a dumbass. Uhm, let's see, I started camming when I was underaged, that's nine. And on top of that for number ten, I once had some guy pay me by buying me a nice Nikon camera and I had it sent to my house, and my mom found it and brought it to the police station. laughter That's humiliating. Uhm, I had to film my first anal video for Manyvids three times because long pause I kept crying, it hurt so bad. Uhm twelve, I used to lie tie myself to my bed when I was a kid because I liked feeling helpless. Thirteen, uhm I also used to like, when me and my friends would play pretend I would always long pause ask if like, they would tie me up too. Uhm, uhmmm, oh my god this is so many, it's so humiliating. Uhm fourteen, I used to fuck myself with an electric toothbrush incoherent squealing. Uhm fifteen, I rolls eyes I was really confused about why I loved touching myself so much for like a really long time because I had like sex-ed really closed off from me and my family, so I would like just spend hours in my bed just touching myself and rubbing my clit to the point where now I feel like that's the only way that I can cum, by rubbing my clit. Sixteen, uhm I used to get a lot of surgery, I had surgery about like five or six times when I was younger and I think that's a part of the reason that I'm like extremely into like, like I have a huge medical fetish and I'm like really humiliated and ashamed of. Like, and it's weird cause I like hate going to the doctor but like, oh my god. Uhm the thought of like, I don't know, just being someone's like experiment sounds hot, I guess? I don't know. I don't know. Ahh oh my god this is awful. Seventeen, uhm oh my god sighs and shakes head. Seventeen, uhm the first time I ever did a camshow on MFC– er no, the first time I ever did a cam show from my ex-boyfriend's house, I accidentally left the shades open and his mom was out in the garden and she knew I was camming before my ex-boyfriend. Uhm, eighteen, my dad found my dog cage in my bedroom at his house, that was pretty embarrassing. Nineteen, my dad asked me if I punch myself in the face for money, that was pretty fucking humiliating. Jesus christ, uhm scoffs. Uhm, twenty, I guess I'll give you a big one since we're near the end here, uhm I'm absolutely humiliated by the way my uh pussy looks, and I do porn. There you go. And to top it all off for number twenty-one, I'm extremely humiliated by the fact how wet I am from talking about what a humiliating life I've lead thus far. Thanks for being patient with me, I hope this was worth it cause I sure feel disgusting."

>>166292
Her voice is so deep

>>166292
Thanks! Let's archive that locally!