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Recent:
- Admits to ghosting cons/planning to ghost PAX gets in an argument claiming everyone does it, but then deletes the entire post.
- More KBBQ drama unfolds as Moo claims she made the neck piece to her new cosplay, with anons uncovering it was indeed KBBQ who is just doing commissions for her as far as we know.
- Based farmer rips into moo for lying, being deceitful overall, inciting others on her fb/twitter to do so.
- Anon starts tumblr to showcase all of Moo's shitty behavior: https://momokuncosplay.tumblr.com/
- Cue standard chimping out, underwear photos and sappy rants to hide her butthurt, complete with 'leaked?' nudes on reddit.
- Joy as many other people off anon call her out in various ways

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Itt one poster acts the part of Rita Repulsa while the 2nd player acts the part of the Power Rangers as a whole, the storylines and rules for each of the 2 players of the game are as follows

Player 1: you are Rita Repulsa and have recently discovered how to resurrect every monster of yours the rangers have defeated thus far, but to counter this the rangers manage to banish them all to the Scooby Doo universe shortly after their resurrection. Not willing to accept defeat so easily Rita Repulsa uses this new power of hers elsewhere, itt roll the dice (1 die) all numbers from 1 to 6 will determine wich slasher film character will be risen from the grave, the designated number for each character belongs to the order in which the movies were made, for example Jason Voorhees may hold the number 2 spot while the Leprechaun may hold the number 6 spot.

Player 2: you are the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers and your arch rival Rita Repulsa has sent down a new enemy the likes of which you have never seen, working together though you manage to defeat him just like every other monster, but just like every other monster Rita Repulsa throws her staff down to earth to make this slasher fim character bigger, your normal g1 Megazord may not be enough this time around so the rangers must summon from across time one of many different variations of Megazords that existed throughout the show, roll the dice (1 die) to determine which one, they will be in order from 1 to 6 as they appeared in the show.

Rules for both players: both players must do reaserch depending on which slasher film character you got or which Megazord you got in order to accuratly know fully what both character's strangths and weaknesses are and be able use that research to prove beyond a reasonable doubt to the other player which would win the fight.

New Vicky Thread

Previous Thread: >>327539

Vicky has been laying low recently since Kiwi shut her complaints down, but she still has time to make shit up about herself!

For newbies:
>29 year old tattoo scratcher who works out of her apartment, blames clients for poor aftercare when her inability to tattoo properly scars people's bodies
>Former myspace scene queen with a very poor grasp of Photoshop and After Effects
>Narcissistic attention whore who describes herself as a 'real life Final Fantasy character'
>Can't talk about herself without making claims so outlandish only a total idiot would believe them
>Claims to be well-versed in psychology, astronomy, quantum physics to name a few fields of study (despite never enrolling in post secondary education and/or never involving herself in groups dedicated to those fields)
>Posts videos of herself flailing around with a dollar-store katana because she is a 'sword fighter'
>(Poorly) fakes a British accent
>Known on Lolcow for selfposting hundreds of times in her own thread, pretending to be people who know her irl
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sup /pt/. oldfag here
I think /intl/ is, itself a cow. I guarantee that every single time they are fucked with, they will burst into treats
before agreeing with me, I present to you this evidence which you should peruse at your leisure:
https://archive.is/CW9dh
https://8ch.net/v/res/4321904.html#q4321904
https://8ch.net/b/res/3088010.html#q3088010
https://8ch.net/mod.php?/operate/res/24862.html(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

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Recent:
- Redid her Yoko cosplay and went on a crying tirade how much effort she put into making the cosplay perfect. In other words she just re-styled the wig to make it even more inaccurate and remade the neckpiece while doing absolutely nothing else.
- Apparently planning a hentai cosplay.
- Did a Cindy cosplay and had a photoshoot at the beach despite the character not fitting in the scenario at all.
- Did a shitty "adult Kanna" cosplay with just a wig and a generic cosplay lolita dress, vaguely let people know that she "made the outfit" while she got the dress from good old eBay
- Tried to make people dogpile on a photographer she had a falling out with before, claimed to be because "he insulted her best friend Jessica" even though it's obvious the photographer dropped her due to her toxic personality.
- Keeps gaining weight.

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Previous thread >>> /pt/422661

Last time on The Greg Parade:

- CloggerBex returns home after accomplishing one shaving cream video and showing up in Gerg's livestreams. Her twitter suggests she won't be flown out again due to school and expenses, not that it matters because she's sad that Plainey shit-talked her on previous younow streams.

- Lainey continues to dye her hair Billie's color, making pissy comments on her younows (bars pls!!!) about how she's not with Bex and totally not poly you guys, but she's a weeb now so pls submit fanfics and cosplay ideas. And she's vegan, and did she mention she hates weed?

- Gerg suicides his channel by transitioning the main Onision channel with 2 million subs to paid-only, 50 cents a month. Some people's Google Play connected cards were autocharged, and Gerg's 13-year-old fanbase sobs in his comments about how their mom won't let them pay him. Gerg is unmoved, knowing he needs to get sweet cash before the IRS fucks him to the tune of up to $300,000.

- A potential third trinity member, Ashlyn (macncheesefairy) appears. 18, vegan, and a visual clone of Billie, she's been getting plenty of Onion's attention on social media, but this isn't definite - Lain-boy has a new crush, but won't say who.

- Drama youtuber TallVideos and conspiracy farmers suspect that Greg has three kids total: Troy, Cloey, and one from a previous partner or marriage, which would explain some of the age-inappropriate children's toys around the house better than Lainey's daddy kink. Delicious, but unconfirmed milk on this episode of Big Greg Goes To The City.

Gregma:
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Last time on Kekking at the onions:
Onion invited a seemingly obsessive plainey fan to the grease mantion without telling grainey in advance, visibly pissed off the agender snowflake.

- gargoyle flew a 20 year old patron over to "stay" with them and "collab" only for him to get a crotchful of fangirl and clog the family toilet

- grease "flew over bexx to do some shitty collab vids, the first of which featured her alongside onion in her bikini and shaving cream. Head in crotch action was involved.

- first day at the mansion bexx (over)shared her adventures in the mcmansion by posting pics of how she clogged onion's toilet and was ~so embarrassed~

- plainey livestreamed and looked as furious as ever, even being unable to fidget spin because she was so triggered by bexx

- onion and his fan did some more shitty vids as well as younow streams where she gives him lovey-dovey eyes while being her dull fangirl-self

- veiney still makes shitty would-i-let-my-greasy-husband-fuck-you vids, weirdly enough seeing as she keeps saying she doesn't want (onion to have) more gfs/"""poly""" relationships

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Wrima Aspting, EWS !oyxLDTDotI
or Steam Twist (AKA Wirma Aspie)
Aparently he's some kind of ponychan autist who is banned everywhere for being so retarded. Seems similar to Chris Chan.

Links:
https://www.ponychan.net/site/res/9004.html
https://mewch.net/b/res/422.html#661
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKXWoGjFB48(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

Previous thread: >>88648

Links:
https://instagram.com/tessholliday/
http://whatamesstess.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/Tess_Holliday
http://tesshollidayofficial.tumblr.com/
https://www.facebook.com/TessHollidayOfficial
https://instagram.com/nickhollidayco

Recent developments:
>Still scamming customers through bepop (the same place Felice scammed people for a minute)
>Fellow lolcow Marfmellow has been obsessing about Tess and making multiple call out videos that are like an hour long
>Her "husband" is getting really fat (still not married yet)
>Posted a really vomit-inducing bondage pic on instagram to promote #NoBraDay for breast cancer and lost a lot of fans, kek
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Onion and his smug spaceprince continue on their path towards destitution only managing to get by for the time being on their ~true~ fans' bux donations on younow and patreon.

- Onion and Plainey recently put out a video of Plainey taking an online bdsm quiz confirming they are boring and into degrading plainey both in and outside the bedroom.

- Plainey continues making horrible amalgamations out of semi-current slang and memes trying to relate to her army of agender teen girls

- Onion continues to sperg on twitter about subjects like the IRS investigation, youtube censorship and weed etc.

- Onion keeps making videos about his dying youtube channels and claiming last videos for this and that channel

- Onion decided to try to rebranch himself as "Onichan" and made a new channel where he started posting more videos with
him running around in his underwear or humping inanimate objects and showing off his crazy self.

- Trinity speculations:
- Vix a patron onion was interested seems to be gone for good except for having made one cameo typing a sad face emoji Onion's discord server while he was streaming on younow
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