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No. 496005[Reply]

Lainey's gay husband Onision/Onion bans patrons because they didn't find his suicide jokes funny as well as going on a witch hunt against anyone who he thinks is leaking screenshots from his online cult, "The Coterie". Only patrons who donated $250+ in the past year are allowed access.

Lainey gets her hair bleached at a salon and it looks awful. Bitches about the hairdresser on YouNow. She dyes her hair a color and it still looks awful as always.

Lainey's gay husband streams again and makes fun of the suicide joke situation again as well as brags how he doesn't wear deodorant, similar to how he used to brag about his poop not smelling when he became a vegetarian.

Lainey's gay husband posts a tweet on twitter to insist to himself that he doesn't need constant validation from online strangers. Continues blocking people who mock him in his twitter replies.

Lainey's gay husband hangs out with his sister, a pilot who is way more relatable than Lainey's gay husband will ever hope to be.

Lainey's gay husband continues to release 3-4 page chapters of his "book" that features a self-insert and dozens of grammatical errors.

Lainey made a """fake""" Tinder account where she catfishes women as a straight guy named Landon Paul, seems genuinely confused and hurt why no one falls for her or thinks she passes as a straight guy.

Lainey's gay husband gets his hair bleached twice with a dye put on top of it in an attempt to become Liquid Snake. He fails miserably, due washing the dye out immediately after Lainey put it in his hair when it should have set for a while. He even edits the video about it to make sure that the part where he calls Lainey "the biggest, fattest cunt ever" was left in for his viewers.
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No. 500307

>>500282
Here's the very loose guidelines/application for partnership.

https://www.twitch.tv/partner/signup

He applied because of course he did, anything to eek out any extra cent, and they probably saw that he has a couple million subs on YouTube and greenlit him.

No. 500315

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we can't sage anymore but this is glorious

No. 500319

>>500301

I'm kind of partial to this one:

>>500082

But this one's also pretty great:

>>499555

The hentai ones are topical, but obviously inappropriate. If I was better at Photoshop, it would be fun to cover the weiner on this one >>498249 with something like Lame's stained ring finger or even one of her close-ups with her herp sore or infected nose ring.

Lots of good options this time around!

No. 500320

>>500090
Are you the sperg from the kappa thread? Pls go.

No. 500326

New Thread >>500325



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No. 63163[Reply]

Just browsing gaijin gyarus and/or gaijin living in grorious nippon and found this
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No. 63655

>>63468
Idk, I think it's kinda cute in a young Madonna/gaga way.

No. 63657

do you think she'll say hi back to me if i find her in tokyo?

No. 63661

>>63657
Probably only if you're internet famous in some way lmao
It'd be funny if someone saw her in public and yelled out "Yukapiss" to get her attention.

No. 63685

>>63538
Sorry for OT but do you have source on this manga?

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No. 39105[Reply]

Someone suggested that we create a thread about hogshit in the xiaxue thread, so here you fucking go.

>#1 cunt on PULL

>Plays the race card out of nowhere EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>Incoherent rants/arguments
>34 year old weeaboo
>Stated that ulzzang and gyaru aren't the same yet tags both of them in her photos
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and here is the after, the way she is remembered to look

its not a new trend and black girls need to stop being so pissy. the only reason black people are crying about it now is because we're in this shitty SJW era

No. 89555

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>>89551
Except, y'know, Kylie makes her lips way bigger

No. 89563

>>89555
I truly used to think Kylie just puckered her lips like a quivering anus and overlined them over her mustache, but looking at a few candids of her running around and comparing how super tiny they were before, I think she might get them enhanced slightly but idk.

It's called the Kylie Jenner lip challenge because it's mocking how hers look like a fake prolapsed anus, not because they're saying she invented large lips. They're saying the way she does her paper thin ass lips is funny and amusing to recreate because she tries so damn hard I think.
But you know, everything has to be about racism. You HAVE to be making fun of black people's lips to make fun of the look of artificial, faked lips apparently. Logic.

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No. 89575

>>89573
The original queen



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No. 98[Reply]

I was going to post this on SR, but meh.

Anyways, looking for cheap silicone molds for fondant icing on aliexpress and I found this. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Real-semi-solid-silicone-sex-dolls-of-sex-love-doll-real-sex-doll-Oral-sex-doll/1907105460.html

>I use to think that bjd was blow job doll
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No. 17640

>>17521
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA OH dear

No. 17792

>>17528
This looks even less like her than her usual shoops…

No. 17793

>>17528

needs more lens flares

No. 17797

>>17521
Lmao wtf is this? Second Life? Talk about an awkward position.

No. 556926

In recent years I've found others who may find others <3 I just rinse it out of character there are so damage after years of seeing the NSFW cute boy thread.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)



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No. 18[Reply]

Here are the facts:

PT has a loli/infantile fetish and a molestation kink.

She's known to be extremely loose with nudes and the like as evidenced by PTNR's probing.

We know that PT has been involved with some random Anon from Britain (Britfag) for over a year now.

To what extent we didn't know, until PTNR confirmed that Britfag was in fact blackmailing PT over potentially volatile information, bad enough that PT is scared shitless enough to continue funnelling him a steady stream of nudes for fear of what he might release.

Two guys claiming (Franics & Britfags Friend) to know Britfag personally came to SR and divulged that information that Britfag was blackmailing her with was related to her molesting a child she was babysitting, photographing it and mailing to Britfag.

Both of them are confirmed to also be living in the UK and to know each other personally.
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No. 156231

britfag said on the cow board on 8chan that it was a joke and he was boasting about how funny it was
this was a while ago, but if i knew there were idiots that still took this seriously i would have screenshotted it.
Britfag pretty much thought it would be funny to accuse pixy of molesting children. Because that's hilarious to him, for some reason. Which is funny because he has called US weens for taking a child abuse allegation seriously.
No really, fuck that guy. He is probably the most pathetic "troll" next to bluespike, but the thing is bluespike was like 14, this faggot is about pixy's age

No. 156232

>>156224
I WANT TO SEE THIS ABOMINATION, BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO EXIST

No. 156250

>>74836
This screenshot is shooped. You can tell the text of the fake comments is different from Sarah's signature which is real

No. 156324

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Jfc, lolcow turned into a playground for a bunch of retarded newfags who apparently have been banned on Google. These "news" and screenshots are as old as a mammoth's poo. I'm so sick of you fucking newfags, pls go kill yourselves.

No. 156334

>>156250
>>156250
it's a mockery of her infamous "work out lines" explanation of her stomach



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No. 556368[Reply]

Bobby Burns is a dying youtuber who used to specialize in analyzing movies/tv shows. He was just like your average film reviewer, but he came off as a bit arrogant sometimes. All this changed though, when last year in November he made a video calling out Shane Dawson and calling his content terrible. Afterwards Shane reached out to Bobby on twitter saying he wanted to do a collab and Bobby agreed like the two faced snake he is. Enter a really badly recieved collab video which caused so much drama Shane even commented on it, basically saying it was a mistake. After this disaster Bobby changed his content style completely and became your typical youtube blogger. He is also now a soundcloud rapper, so yeah hes fallen pretty far from grace. His gf is also kind of a cow, she is very agressive and weird like him.

Video on the shane drama: https://youtu.be/K7LZJ3m3BU8

Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/BobbyBurnsOfficial

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebobbyburns/

Twitter:
https://mobile.twitter.com/thebobbyburns(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 556398

man, fuck this guy. The absolute second he moved to LA he drank his own koolaid and kept posting shirtless/OVERLY-staged-but-trying-to-look-spontanious pics on his IG

He seemed like a pretty cool person at first and then just turned insufferable once he changed his zipcode. Then acts shocked that people don't want to watch his terrible terrible terrible content, and goes full on emo about it.

No. 556414

I could understand taking Shane's offer of being in video as a hater, and being converted, but what do people mean when they say he 'changed over night'? Does anyone have any videos for reference? I heard all about this via other drama channels and didn't understand the whole thing.

No. 556435

>>556368
this is a really shit OP. and where's the milk?

No. 556518

The basics:
>previously a movie critic and worked with incel scum ralph the movie maker
>when the filmfag community started to get oversaturated he started critiquing low-hanging fruit e.g. lele pons videos
>shane flew him, his brother & his cunt of a girlfriend out to LA to make “hater” collab videos
>the polluted LA air got to his head and he decided to move there and house himself, his girlfriend, and a bunch of his nobody friends in a jumbo house in Culver City like some team 10 ringleader wannabe
>while doing this he also cut ties with cinemasins and said he would take down his patreon (but it’s pretty dead now anyway kek) effectively getting rid of most of his side income
>also abandons the HBB project he spent a year trying to hype up during this time but it’s not like his other original projects were any good anyway
>in a turn of events that surprised literally nobody, he realized he was way in over his head and desperately tried to scramble for youtubebux in the exact ways he criticized in his previous videos
>currently trying to appeal to lil pump fans with his soundclout endeavors

Other notable shit:
>one of his first vloggy videos was him trying to buy a macbook pro with multiple maxed-out credit cards, applies for another in the video, justifies it with “it’s ok we’re getting the money next week~”. His girlfriend loses it at the airport and he records her crying her eyes out….for the lulz I guess? changes video title from “my girlfriend lost her MacBook Pro” to “I become a storytime youtuber” after backlash
>ditched shane after the guy bought him a jeep after one episode of his “show” on shane’s channel, where he goes down the fairfax district in LA and spends a grand on useless designer shit
>jordanne and bobby adopt two puppies and lock them in the closet instead of letting them roam around their huge house and socialize. jordanne said in an IG stream that they returned one of the puppies, essentially separating the already-bonded pair, for having “too much energy”

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No. 553238[Reply]

First thread: First >>>/snow/93507
Previous thread: >>550651

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MomokunCosplay
Twitter: BANNED FOREVER
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Momokun
Instagram & Snapchat: mariahmallad, xmariahmalladx, momoscats
Twitch: https://go.twitch.tv/mariahmallad

Receipts:
https://mookunbum.tumblr.com/
http://momokuncosplay.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/momokuncosplay

IG Stories Archive: https://isdb.pw/mariahmallad
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No. 555748

>>554102
This one definitely but with a new caption, "When you get caught stealing and have to give credit"

No. 555751

>>555712
What got me was all the lies. It's ok to fib a little on your bio but she just had to be better than everybody else and make up this totally fake history for herself. Stupid shit like being a double major when she wasn't even going to school. And so much of it is so easy to find out the truth about.

No. 555754


No. 555797

>>555612
>Sorry I got caught teehee I'm just soooooo ditzy <3

I feel like she uses that kind of line as a crutch.

No. 555799

>>555658
This is exactly how I read it.



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No. 555515[Reply]

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Iikawaiikittyiix3?ref=br_rs
Twitter: https://twitter.com/xKawaiiLovex

From the New Personal Lolcow Thread
> body resembles a stack of hams yet constantly says cringey shit like "I'm a snack" "I'm a full course meal"

> says shit to other people like boasting that her face and body is better than theirs (delusional) puts other people down while bringing herself up even though she looks like weeb shit


>massive ita, buys the worst colour ways and prints and then puts animal ears on top and her titties make every Lolita dress she wears look like a muumuu


> every time she runs out of money from buying so many ugly clothes she sells her tuna flap masturbation movies to orbiters on her Facebook


> blames astrology on being a narcissist "I'm a Leo so I always need attention" "All Leo's are like that hhhh"


>boasts about having a big ego and constantly needing attention

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No. 555539

>>555536
I tried making a thread in snow but it wouldn't let me

No. 555540

>>555539
Cool, put her in the costhots thread instead. She's not /pt/ material. Also, you probably didn't do it right if it "didn't let you".

No. 555542

You're really pushing this vendetta, aren't you

No. 555567

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No. 555569

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No. 549111[Reply]

Thread Image Credit: >>548316
Previous Thread: >>>/pt/543740
Onion Thread Archives: >>>/pt/511709

Onision/Onion/Greg/Gregma/Gurgles/Lainey's Gay Husband (abbreviated to LGH)/Shreg/Ogreg is a washed-up youtuber who gained rapid popularity around 2009 and has been rapidly declining since. Laineybot/Taylor/Lainey/Plainey/Doormat/Greg's Straight Wife (abbreviated to GSW), is a transtrender and "beauty guru" with no makeup-knowhow or personality.

On the last episode:
>Sarah's back and might possibly be staying at the Onion trailer
>Greg continues to say that he and Maddie were never friends and how he was uncomfortable around her for years. Maddie cries to instagram. Summary: >>544090
>It's still shaky whether Maddie has actually undrank the koolaid due to consistently going back and forth to seeking their forgiveness >>544550 and knowing better >>544720
>Onion posts screenshots of a long message he sent to Maddie on twitter >>544991
>Lainey gets on YouNow and rants about "not wanting to talk about Maddie" but also talks about Maddie >>545101 (backup >>545194 )
>Onion attacks both his flakes GingerBecks >>545420 and AllieLovesLain >>545957 for supporting Maddie
>Onion continues to vouch for trans people, as a cis white man >>546349
>Onion makes an unnecessarily graphic retelling of all his relationships >>546473
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No. 553992

>>553989
He’s pretty much already admitted to it kek
He’s trying to pretend that it’s no big deal

No. 553994

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Next thread pic please!

No. 553999

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>>553971
More…

No. 554000

>>553999

I'm sure in Greg's mind though, "teenagers" only applies to people below the age of consent. Above that, well, "they look like adults".

No. 554002

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>>553958
For whatever reason, John Lennon’s son took the time to respond to Onision’s tweets. That must do wonders for his narcissism.



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No. 553639[Reply]

>>>defends Momokun to hell
>>>overpriced wig commissions
>>>shoops to hell
>>>extreme ass kisser
>>>says rapists deserve second chances

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umbranwitch/
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No. 553644

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What… what the fuck am I looking at what shape is her body??

Also why does she matter?

No. 553646

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Is Bayo okay

No. 553648

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Oof

No. 553651

The cosplay looks really nice and shes just a normal chubby girl, why

No. 553691

In the future, don't post threads in /pt/ unless it's about a cow already posted. Post her in the calves thread in /snow/.



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